The BOB & TOM Show - August 25, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: August 25, 2025

Date: August 26, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic blend of comedy, storytelling, audience interaction, quirky news, and sports delivered by the signature panel: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, and Ace Cosby. The crew kicks off the fall season with everything from wisecracks about pet insurance and culinary hacks to vivid tales of medical mishaps, pop culture nostalgia, and deep dives into the most delightfully random listener letters. Notable recurring themes include the hazards of grave robbing, summer Personas, bizarre sports world records, and—of course—a running riff on James Bond girl names.

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Key Segments & Insights

Comedic Opening & Musical Shenanigans

• [01:07 - 04:05] Musical Comedy Bit:

  • The show launches with a comedic original song packed with innuendo ("Blow me a kiss as you’re leaving"), complete with call-and-response from the cast and playful banter about musical phrasing, referencing Dean and Frank Sinatra.
  • Notable Quote:
    • Tom (to Chick): "You sing just like Frank... That almost, super power of knowing when to phrase and how to phrase." [03:52]

• Light Banter / Catching Up:

  • Chick returns to the show after an absence, sparking jokes about listener concern for his wellbeing and speculation on quitting. [04:19]

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Listener Letters & Life Advice

• [04:29 - 06:00] B&T Listener Impact:

  • Tom shares a moving letter from a listener whose life was saved by advice heard on the show regarding heart health and seeking care.
  • Notable Quote:
    • Tom: "Dead people stay home." [05:00]
  • Real impact of humor and honesty: "That line forced me to suck it up and get in. And I got a double bypass."

• [13:13] Listener Letter on Nicknames:

  • The gang gets philosophical about the meaning, tradition, and social rules of nicknames, with plenty of backlash for self-anointed monikers like “Goldfish” and classic family stories.

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Nostalgia: Childhood Forts & Sleepovers

• [09:00 - 10:48] The Joy of Blankets/Forts:
  • The cast swaps nostalgic stories about building forts, camping in the living room, and the pain of stepping on Legos—uniting over shared childhood mayhem and parenting challenges.

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Pet Insurance & Hamburgering—Yes, Both

• [17:00 - 20:42] The Hambone Award and Pet Insurance Debate:
  • Review of the quirky Nationwide Hambone Awards—honoring pets’ unusual insurance claims rather than heroism (“These are for people that have the dog insurance, which I’ve got to get for my dogs.”).
  • Chick and Josh engage in the value debate of pet insurance alongside stories of expensive vet care (“I had a dog with a brain tumor that was $10,000 and the dog died two weeks later.” [20:32]).
  • An aside on "hamboning" as a musical/literal art form, with nostalgic references to Hee Haw.

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International Corgi Racing & Odd Sports News

• [20:42 - 23:32] Lithuanian Corgi Races:
  • Tom and Christy delight in the color and speed of international corgi racing, with video coverage and playful admiration for the "worldwide broadcast" and costumed corgi contests.
  • “Are they pulling sleds?” Josh jokes, as the cast envisions airplane-themed corgi costumes.

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Pet and Food Folklore

• [33:47 - 36:51] Corn on the Cob, Watermelon Seeds & Maraschino Cherries:
  • Lighthearted debate over best ways to cook corn, and generational myths about watermelon seeds causing pregnancy or cherry pits lingering in stomachs.
  • Pro tip: "Tying a knot in a maraschino cherry stem?" Some think it's a dating myth; others have “seen it done.”

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Sports, Records, and World’s Oldest Person

• PGA & MLB Updates:
  • Quick-fire recaps, such as “Tommy Fleetwood wins the richest prize on the PGA Tour... and the Big Dumper Cal Raleigh hits his 49th home run.” [39:00]
• World Records (116-Year-Old Birthday):
  • Pat delivers a cheeky musical tribute to “the world’s oldest person,” including hygiene and pop culture references. [68:10]
  • Notable Lyric:
    • “Imagine what she’s seen... Her diaper’s full, at this point she don’t care... Even older than Joy Beha!”

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Pop Culture Deep Dives & Running Jokes

• [58:55 - 63:23] Smokey Bear vs. Smokey the Bear:

  • The crew works to resolve a cultural mystery: is it “Smokey Bear” or “Smokey the Bear?”—relying on official U.S. Forest Service history, classic jingles, and the influence of Gene Autry’s “Smokey the Bear” song.
    • “Culture says 'the,' but officially it’s Smokey Bear.”
    • Pat Godwin: “I think maybe one of the only songs remastered right—unbelievably clear for 1952.” [61:12]

• [101:00+] James Bond Girl Name Riff:

  • Unrelenting riffing on classic and invented Bond girl names (“Plenty O’Toole,” “Anita Bath,” “Cherry Poppins,” “Misty Squirts”).
  • Notable Quotes:
    • Tom: "Not off the top—They've stopped giving him the bad pun names."
    • Chick: "Hairy Fever, Cherry Poppins, Moan-a-lot..."

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News Oddities: Hooters Floats Down the Ohio River

• [103:02] The Floating Hooters Mystery:
  • Christy reports on a closed Kentucky Hooters restaurant delivered by barge down the Ohio River—fueling speculation and jokes about “water wings,” floating restaurants, and the fate of Hooters nationwide.
    • Pat’s musical farewell: “Kentucky Hooters could almost see Cooters...” [104:43]

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Bizarre Crime & Tabloid News

• [110:16] Grave Robbing in England:

  • The show muses on a rise in grave robbing driven by a “gray area” of legality and the macabre appeal of human bones and skulls for collectors.
    • “You can buy an actual hand at a secondhand store now. It’s creepy.”

• [120:04] Woman in Hot Dog Costume Arrested:

  • Listeners are treated to a quintessential Florida Man-style story of a woman in a hot dog suit arrested for TP-ing a neighbor’s car.

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Sex, Medical Mishaps & Never-Ending Innuendo

• Broken Penises Are Real – and Seasonal? [130:30+]
  • Christy Lee reveals that one in 175,000 men suffer a penile fracture, with increased frequency in the summer and on weekends.
    • Tom: “Put me on the list. I say one is too many.”
  • Doctors blame classic bedroom positions, lead to jokes about helmet design and “pile driver” acrobatics.

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Summer Personas & Social Media Trends

• [140:14+] “Summer Persona” & The Rise of Grandma Core:
  • Jess Hooker reads from a survey about Millennial and Gen Z women’s “summer Personas” (from “Grandma Core” to “Coastal Cowgirl” to “Pilates Princess”), met with panel skepticism and amusement.
  • Jess: “It makes me really embarrassed to be a woman.” [140:55]

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Listener Letters: From False Teeth to Death Dust

• False Teeth at a Van Halen Concert [44:58]:
  • “The good news: they landed in his beer.”
• Bone Dust from a Crematory [51:00]:
  • “After a process would occur, there would be bone dust on our cars... it was definitely strange.” [51:18]

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Food Hacks, Muffin Philosophy & Ice Cream Sandwiches

• Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwiches [148:41]:
  • How to make DIY ice cream sandwiches with brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts (or strawberry for purists); strong stances on buttering everything from Pop-Tarts to blueberry muffins.

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Notable Quotes & Highlights (with Timestamps)

• On health advice that resonates:
  • “Dead people stay home.” — Tom [05:00]
• On musical phrasing:
  • “You sing just like Frank... That almost, super power of knowing when to phrase and how to phrase.” — Tom to Chick [03:52]
• On corgi costuming:
  • “It’s because they’re so low slung...when you put the wings in the side, they look like little aircraft.” — Chick [24:46]
• On pet insurance trade-offs:
  • “I had a dog with a brain tumor that was $10,000 and the dog died two weeks later.” — Chick [20:32]
• On Hammond Award confusion:
  • “These aren’t really heroic animals. They’ve had serious insurance claims.” — Christy [19:44]
• On the campout nostalgia:
  • “Didn’t your kids ever say, ‘Daddy, can we have time to ourselves?’” — Tom [08:37]
• On kitchen wisdom:
  • “My grandmother told us not to swallow watermelon seeds because that’s how you got pregnant.” — Chick [36:17]
• On “Smokey Bear” (not “the Bear”):
  • “Technically, Smokey Bear is correct, but as it’s described here, culturally common: Smokey the Bear.” — Chick [59:59]
• On the risk of male fractures:
  • “That's why every male member has a helmet.” — Chick [134:43]
• On the absurdity of summer Personas:
  • “It makes me really embarrassed to be a woman.” — Jess [140:55]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:07 — Comedy Song: “Blow Me a Kiss”
• 05:00 — Life-Saving Listener Letter ("Dead people stay home")
• 09:00 — Childhood Blanket Forts
• 13:13 — Nickname Traditions
• 17:00 — Hambone Awards & Pet Insurance
• 20:42 — Lithuanian Corgi Race & Costumes
• 33:47 — Culinary Myths & Food Folklore
• 39:00 — Sports Updates (PGA, MLB)
• 58:55 — "Smokey Bear" vs. "Smokey the Bear"
• 68:10 — Oldest Person Turns 116 (Pat's Tribute)
• 101:00 — Invention of Bond Girl Names
• 103:02 — Floating Hooters Restaurant News Story
• 110:16 — British Grave Robbing Trend
• 120:04 — Hot Dog Costume Arrest Story
• 130:30 — Penile Fracture Summer Spike
• 140:14 — "Summer Persona" Social Trends
• 148:41 — Pop-Tarts as Ice Cream Sandwich Hack

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Final Thoughts and Tone

This episode exemplifies why The Bob & Tom Show has such enduring appeal: irreverent, fast-paced, and punctuated by whip-smart jibes, touching moments, and easy banter that makes listeners feel part of an ongoing inside joke. Whether dissecting insurance policies, inventing new Bond girl names, or revealing the hazards of pop-psychology Persona trends, the crew keeps the laughs coming and the conversations just weird enough.

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For full comedic effect, best enjoyed with a cup of coffee and a childhood memory of building sofa-cushion forts—or at least while balancing a few corgi videos on mute.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

Two hours ago, Kyle arrived at the bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, what's everyone drinking?

[Chick McGee]

Thirty minutes ago, Kyle got his friends another round of drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheers.

[Chick McGee]

Five minutes ago, Kyle decided to drive home drunk. A minute ago, a law enforcement officer pulled up behind Kyle.

[Christy Lee]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight?

[Chick McGee]

A chain of events that began two hours ago is about to change Kyle's whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over.

[Tom Griswold]

Paid for by NHTSA prime delivery is fast.

[Chick McGee]

How fast are we talking?

[Christy Lee]

We're talking puzzle toys and lick pad.

[Chick McGee]

Delivered so fast you can get this puppy under control. Fast. Pads, Coleman Pet hammer. Fast and fast. And those training T R E A T s faster than you can say sit.

[Tom Griswold]

Fast.

[Chick McGee]

Fast. Free delivery.

[Jess Hooker]

It's on pr.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, pally, it looks like your girls have dumped us.

[Chick McGee]

They're taking speed too, Dean.

[Tom Griswold]

Baby, blow me a kiss as you're leaving Blow me, oh, a kiss right now.

[Chick McGee]

Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll surely miss the way you Blow me, blow me a kiss Come on.

[Chick McGee]

And blow me Kiss like you mean it.

[Tom Griswold]

Blow me a kiss goodbye. I really can't remember anything as hard as this. So blow me, blow me a kiss Schism. Some things in life are hard to swallow.

[Chick McGee]

She couldn't take it all, Dean.

[Tom Griswold]

She couldn't handle everything.

[Chick McGee]

Are you kidding? You monster.

[Tom Griswold]

But if she comes back tomorrow, I'll be shooting my wad fun, flowers and the ring. Honey, blow me, kiss as you're leaving. Blow me, oh, a kiss as you go.

[Chick McGee]

And always think about me as you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Going down your list.

[Chick McGee]

Blow me, blow me a kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll miss her arms and her elbows.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll miss her legs so tall.

[Chick McGee]

I'll miss her neck and her shoulders.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'll miss her head most of all. Go down, boys. Mr. Royce Camel on guitar, ladies and gentlemen. I loved it when he sang Rhinestone Cowboy, didn't you, pally?

[Chick McGee]

That was Glen Campbell.

[Tom Griswold]

Blow me a kiss as you're leaving. Baby, Blow me a kiss as you. Here's the big finished Dean. And if you want to come home, honey. Hey, that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Just grab a hold of this and.

[Tom Griswold]

Baby, blow me Baby, won't you blow me, blow me again? Wow. I miss. I miss her arms.

[Chick McGee]

I miss her arms and rumble. Gotta get. Gotta cram that in.

[Tom Griswold]

You sing just like Frank. You have that. That almost super. Super power of knowing when to phrase and how to phrase.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's a gift.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a gift. Hi. It's The Boba Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am alive. There is Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Missed you, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah. All right, good. Thank you. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby Mischief, huh? And we're off.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, 30 year listener. Appreciate you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Longer than I've listened.

[Chick McGee]

I did not hear Chick McGee last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is he sick? I wish you'd announce if he is off. I just wonder. Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've always wondered if he's had enough of Tom and quit. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought he meant the other thing. No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

That's Larry in West Virginia. Thank you very much. There no chicks right there, as you can see.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, over the weekend, a very nice gentleman. Actually, Ronald McDuffin brought this to my attention. We were talking a couple weeks ago about what my symptoms were when I had my double heart bypass and things like that. Remember this? And I said, my cardiologist told me, it's not like you see in the movies. There's an elephant on my. It's not like that at all. It's a nagging, constant pain. And if you. Your little voice inside knows, right? It knows. Just. Just go to the doctor. And I made the comment, dead people stay home. Well, Ken Winn sent me a message on Facebook. I'd like to say, Chick, thank you. You saved my life. I'm eternally grateful. On August 12, I was admitted to the hospital for what would be double bypass. As a guy, I felt the signs trying to justify not going in. It'll pass. I just. Out of shape. The one thing I kept going through my head was when you said on the air, dead people stay home. So that line forced me to suck it up and get in. And I got a double bypass. And by the way, it was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. But I'll have to forgive you for that another time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, did I put them under.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Insurance couldn't.

[Chick McGee]

That is a bad. Bad health insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, listen, we can do the surgery. The anesthetic. I'm sorry, that's out of pocket.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm sure the recovery and all that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's, it's. It's delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The pain is exquisite.

[Chick McGee]

Some of us have been there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're not a man. Deal. You have your chest cracked. Am I right? On this right? Yeah, that's a great times we're living in.

[Chick McGee]

I know this is a radio, but I did want to point out something visual. Christy Lee apparently will be.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, now. Now what?

[Chick McGee]

Refereeing the game tonight. That is. Those are some big stripes.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought he was going with working in Foot Locker something.

[Chick McGee]

Those are nice. I really like that coat.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

A very broad. There's a video black and white.

[Tom Griswold]

Walk into Foot Locker with her and see how many. How long it will take for some people. Can you give me these in a size 12?

[Chick McGee]

Can you see them?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they would probably.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Those are. Those are stripes. We got a letter here. Want to get right to. This is important, Josh. I need you on this.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Because this is one of your best impressions. It begins, this is from Marcus. He says, this letter is in honor of Josh. I was playing the game Jackbox. Anybody familiar with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Got no idea. No. Is that where you play with yourself and then punch somebody?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure how this works, but one of the questions was spitballing over here. One of the questions was, what would be the name for the new extra extra large condoms? So I'm. This must be something I've never heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. Obviously, I've not heard of the extra extra large condoms.

[Chick McGee]

I assume this must be a game in which you invent stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Possibly, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My answer was thanks to Josh, based on his impression of Ice Cube in the movie Anaconda. And can you do that for us, please?

[Josh Arnold]

It snakes out. That is big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he said as big.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you're not watching on YouTube Josh's facial expression, he's a thespian. Let's.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just say he can't believe he.

[Chick McGee]

Really gets in the park again. Ice Cuba is snakes out there this big. By the way, He. He won the round. So I'm not familiar with the game Jackbox, but his condoms out there, this big, apparently, was the Nice. Was the. Was the proper answer. I'm not exactly familiar with it. Well, let's see now. What else is happening over here? We had. I had a big weekend. Hope you guys had fun.

[Christy Lee]

What'd you do?

[Chick McGee]

Just a lot of. Stayed home a lot. Went bike rides with the girls.

[Tom Griswold]

Good swim?

[Chick McGee]

No. But I did everything else, so.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your children come up to you and say, daddy, can we have some time to ourselves, please? Is that possible at all? Can I have some time in my.

[Chick McGee]

Room to read some time to work on some Legos?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what are you putting together?

[Chick McGee]

They're just all kinds of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, if you ever, in the middle of the night, stepped on Lego and your bare feet.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

That hurts.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

I was doing some work in my office, and I emerged a few hours later, and I noticed that two of the chairs in the kitchen were missing. Turns out they'd been hauled upstairs to create some kind of a large oasis, like tent. Very large. They needed extra furniture to create the fort upstairs. All the blankets were gone. And put them. They had fun.

[Josh Arnold]

That is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that about kids who like. I did. I did it.

[Christy Lee]

Y' all did it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Blankets and forts and sofas and in the middle. All right, we're in the camp. We're in the campground now.

[Chick McGee]

I spent a lot of time underneath the dining room room table at my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Does Josh. No. I bet you did.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

Bet you.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Looking at his chains.

[Chick McGee]

The dogs under there. Like at my house, when we have dinner, both dogs are under the table. And so.

[Christy Lee]

Under the table in your house now, I got. When you were a kid.

[Chick McGee]

No, No. I mean. No, My. One of my little girls is always under the table. Oh, she's with the dogs. I'll go. Where's heart? Oh, she's under the table with the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's no earlier time to start therapy than right now. Okay. So does Josh know about you and your whole setup when you were a kid and your mother would. You'd let you sleep in the living room so you watch tv. Does he. Does Josh know about all that? That whole story?

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever camp out in your living room?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we had a cot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did?

[Chick McGee]

We had a cot, and you had to put it together, and it had these wooden.

[Tom Griswold]

This old Money Griswold estate, camping out.

[Chick McGee]

In the living room and put this. Put this cot together, and it was such.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You'd pull the wood and you had to get the.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Get the thing in the hole, and it was really dangerous, and you could pinch yourself putting it together. Yeah. No, it's fun sleeping in the living room. Yeah. Ever sleep in your backyard when you were a kid? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. That was great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So, yeah, I would occasionally sleep down there, but you didn't know. Have you slept in every room in your house where you live now?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not every room, because some rooms don't have beds.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever thought. You know something? I think I'm gonna sleep in that extra room tonight Just. Just because.

[Josh Arnold]

Just because. No, no, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

To get some.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Just peace and quiet or Something. Because I've done that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've done enough of sleeping elsewhere. Not in my house, in my life. Like, it's. I do that enough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hotel. I mean, it would be like. To me, it would be like staying in a hotel. Wouldn't. It'd be fine, but it wouldn't quite be that comfortable. It's, you know. You want your bed?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

My bed's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Mine, too. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Like it? Very much. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Never a shop for a house that had two master suites. You ever do that?

[Chick McGee]

No. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've done that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, How'd that go?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was towards the end, but the important part of that. The important part of that was it was. There was an end. So.

[Chick McGee]

Did you.

[Tom Griswold]

It didn't continue.

[Chick McGee]

Did you find a house with two master suites?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Twice. Twice, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a thing? I didn't know that was a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a thing.

[Christy Lee]

It's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a thing, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it a primary suite?

[Chick McGee]

If you want to get to us. You want to get to us, It's a Bob [e-mail]. what's coming up in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports? Tommy Fleetwood mix great grandson. Can we start this?

[Christy Lee]

Mick Fleetwoods.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you did this.

[Tom Griswold]

I got Christie.

[Josh Arnold]

When I saw this, I went, oh, we have to say gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Tommy Fleetwood, the Summer of Heartache. The richest prize on the PGA Tour. He won the Tour Championship yesterday in Hotlanta for the first tour title to capture the FedEx cup and a $10 million reward. And of course, Fleetwood got plenty of help, though, at the start, when the awkwardly named Patrick Cantlay began Bogey, double bogey. And could never catch up. Scotty Scheffler went in the water. Tom, we'll talk about that. And the big dumper hit a home run, set a record for catchers yesterday, hit his 49th. The Seattle Mariners Al Raleighs breaking Salvador Perez's record of 48. And John Bench had 45 back in 1970. Little League World Series. We got a winner. And some trades in the NFL. Christian Rasmussen wins Milwaukee. Ryan Blaney won NASCAR and one of our world records. That is just a tribute to the passage of time. One more time. No skill involved.

[Chick McGee]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

Just kept existing is enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Just existing is enough to make it. Make a record, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, you write this one down, because these usually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The king is dead. Long live the king.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't. I've got to read the story. I'm not sure. I don't know much about it. Coming up, headline, hooters floating down the Ohio River.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe they have, like a restaurant. Yeah, like a boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't McDonald's on the St. Louis on the Mississippi there? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, apparently, didn't Ronald drown? Hooters in Kentucky was spotted floating down the Ohio River. We'll find out what that's all about right now. You've been hearing about the annuities from the Silac Insurance Company on this show. Been talking about them for a while. It's time to get some more information by playing a game we call the McGee Three, starring Chick Magee.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Three questions about the Silac Insurance Company. Question number one. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about how all these Silac annuity choices. How do I find information about them? What does that address for the Silac website?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so easy, my friend. It's S I L A C I N S dot com. That's S I L A C I N S dot com annuities.

[Chick McGee]

Very interesting. And I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus just by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. How do I get details about that? What's that phone number?

[Tom Griswold]

Also easy. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. Call £250 and then just say bonus 20.

[Chick McGee]

Finally, you've done such a good job. Would you be kind enough to read the Silac Insurance Company disclaimer?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm far too busy, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. A lot of things get blamed on the Internet. Here's a new one. They're now saying there's an uptick in grave robbing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks to the Internet.

[Chick McGee]

Due to interest in sales of human body parts on the Internet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

How long can they be in the storeroom, so to speak? And they're still viable?

[Chick McGee]

They're collectibles, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Collectibles?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got John Wayne Gacy's liver or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, more like, hey, we're putting on. We're putting on Macbeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

The new center.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Chick Magee, you were missing in action last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I was getting the oil changed.

[Chick McGee]

Missed a couple of interesting news stories, including. Did you know that Nationwide Insurance has the Hambone Awards?

[Tom Griswold]

Nationwide is on your. From Columbus, Ohio. Yes, I do know that.

[Chick McGee]

The Hambone.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I don't know what the current awards look like, but I've heard of them.

[Chick McGee]

The Hambone was given to a dog named Zaya following an unexpected run in with a loose bowl during a morning walk. This dog placed himself between the owners of himself and. And he allowed them to escape to safety. By the way, he's made a full recovery. The dog. I should point that out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

But it was. It's a fun award. We had a chance to talk about Hambone and the. The art of the Ham.

[Christy Lee]

Josh wanted it to be.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought when he said Hambone Awards, like, finally.

[Tom Griswold]

And I, I thought maybe I'm misspeaking, but I thought you were quite adept, Josh, at the Hambone.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm working on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have some professional hamburger, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're cheating yourself if you don't see the gentleman perform, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he sees all over his body, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's kind of like Bobby McFerin without the hump.

[Chick McGee]

This is Steve Hickman, the Michael Jordan of the Hambone, but really, really something. Yeah. Josh, you're pretty good at this.

[Josh Arnold]

I can. I. I'm all right. Yeah. But I stick to the lower body. I don't go. Yeah, I don't go. Shoulders, arms.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the Hambone purist will tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's exactly what I said. I'm a purist. It's all under the belt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was not familiar with this. We have a nice letter from Steve. Kind enough to write Dear Bob and Tom show. I remember watching the TV show Hee Haw as a kid, and they had Phelps and Riddle. Oh, yeah, the Hambone brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Phelps and Riddle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, Phelps, Phelps thought Riddle wasn't pulling his weight, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they brought. With a Gallagher brothers.

[Pat Godwin]

They got a.

[Tom Griswold]

There was an on stage fistfight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Martin and Lewis.

[Chick McGee]

Did one of them go solo?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Phelps did the thigh slapping ham boning. And Riddle did the vocal part. Yeah, he did the slang. The slang term is hillbilly beatboxing. Oh, yeah. I'm not familiar with this.

[Tom Griswold]

When I saw these guys on Hee Haw, which was a staple in my house. You guys remember the famous story of my mother seeing. Seeing Charlie Pride for the first time. But anyway, yeah, these guys were great. I look forward to the nights that they would hambone on Hee Haw. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

But the Hambone Award is not a musical award.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's for the good doggies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And by the way, in second place for the Hambone Award, the one dog obviously protected its owners from a charging bull. Duke, a lab mix from Ohio, swallowed an entire spatula head after licking off peanut butter while staying at his dog sitter's house.

[Christy Lee]

So these aren't really heroic, heroic animals.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They've had serious insurance claims.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. These are for people that have the dog insurance, which I. I've got to get for my dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't to do that. I can't tell you enough. You should have your dog insurance. Yes, I have pet insurance.

[Chick McGee]

It can be.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotta get it.

[Christy Lee]

No, both.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, you and I both pay a lot of money for some very expensive animal surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, what's the number then? What's the number for you? They come out and they go, look, here's what's going to happen.

[Christy Lee]

I spent eight grand to get knee.

[Josh Arnold]

Do that, what, once every six years? How much is pen insurance a month? I guarantee the math doesn't work out like any. Like any insurance out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you trying to.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to disagree with Josh on this. I had a dog with a brain tumor that was $10,000 and the dog died two weeks later.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well worth it. Yeah, well worth that.

[Tom Griswold]

Put this up on the board. Anyway, speaking of dogs, did you guys know this weekend in Lithuania, it was the annual international Corgi race? This was sports. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

In Lithuania.

[Tom Griswold]

In Lithuania, more than 100 teams competed in Lithuania's international Corgi race in the capital of Lithuania, which we all know is.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Does it sound like you're spitting?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's Vilnius.

[Chick McGee]

Of course it is Vilnius.

[Tom Griswold]

Welsh corgis, widely known for their association with the British royal family. 120 teams from taking part at the Corgi race, Vilnius in Lithuania's capital.

[Josh Arnold]

122. Are they pulling sleds?

[Chick McGee]

Their legs are too little.

[Tom Griswold]

They're owners and dogs from Poland, Latvia, Germany, Austria and Italy. Thousands of Lithuanians gathered in the capital this weekend. Solo sprint, a contest for the mightiest voice.

[Chick McGee]

So that was actually. That was probably more people that went to see the. The game with Cincinnati and Indianapolis and the preseason.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, preseason.

[Chick McGee]

Sparse crowd, you.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they have the. They had the world Corgi meetup yesterday. Oh. And there. That was going to be a worldwide broadcast with the corgis in the United States, Ireland and Poland and all the teams in Lithuania. And I think we have some video. Here they go. This is Vilnius 2025. There's the Corgis. There they go.

[Pat Godwin]

They're faster than I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're very fast. Oh, wow. They have little legs. Oh, yeah. Heck, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

See? And then their owners call them. And then some of them. You'll have that. And I. Yeah. There's the proud winner. Then. Mango Client Climb Climax. Is that who that is?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. Her last name is English.

[Tom Griswold]

That is Mango the corgi.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, go back to that woman. She's. I don't want to say. Look at her.

[Tom Griswold]

There she is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Can you imagine her screaming at you in some foreign tongue?

[Tom Griswold]

Lithuanian beauty.

[Chick McGee]

Repeatedly.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe we have some of the costume contests, too. I think someone was dressed like a plane. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Corgi was dressed. Dressed like a plane.

[Chick McGee]

We'll get on that right away. Big celebration, by the way, back to the Hambone Awards for 2025 from Nationwide Insurance. In third place, Foxtrot. Great name for a dog. Foxtrot.

[Tom Griswold]

Here, boy.

[Chick McGee]

A Great Dane from Texas stole a full turkey leg from the tongs of her owner's hands on Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy heck.

[Chick McGee]

And swallowed it whole. Surgery followed. That is a.

[Christy Lee]

That's a big dog.

[Chick McGee]

That's hard to. I mean, can you imagine swallowing an entire.

[Christy Lee]

Not saying a word okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. That's why you should have pet insurance. You never know when that. That might. Might happen.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we're all hoping.

[Josh Arnold]

Very important.

[Chick McGee]

We're hoping. We're hoping that Josh's little kitty survives. What is the most expensive cat surgery in the history of veterinary science?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have. Do you have a number for your cat that you're not going to.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I know, yeah, I would decide, but I'm not wasting my money on pet insurance.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you, Josh. I'm not doing that either.

[Tom Griswold]

I am. You know, there was a time in this country when they just took out the word pet. And child insurance, same thing. I'm not going to waste my money insuring my children.

[Pat Godwin]

What do they cover? They cover neutering or just accidents or what A catastrophic.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll try not to cover whatever they can. That's my problem.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What is your. Well, never mind. Your annual checkup, does it cover that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so, but I mean, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like paying for insurance for me, so I'm not doing it for myself.

[Pat Godwin]

Does it cover the food? My. I hate all expensive.

[Christy Lee]

You hate all insurance?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's move on here.

[Josh Arnold]

Say whatever I want.

[Chick McGee]

What else. What else have we got going over?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, we got to go back to the corgis because there's the corgi. This is the costume contest. You can tell that that's a plane. Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a plane. Dog's not happy about wearing it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the dog's not happy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's, of course, another plane. Evidently, was a theme.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's. It's because. It's because they're so low slung. When they put the wings in the side of them, they look like little aircraft, but they look somewhat distracted. Okay. You got another letter over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Dear Bob at Tom Show. Attention, Chick. What a great. Yesterday. Sunday it was for Ed Carpenter Racing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christian Rasmussen, Windsor, Milwaukee, driving the Splenda car. Yes, it is sweet. Oh, look, Java House driver Alexander Rossi finishes fourth. That's right. Java House and Splenda. Sweet. That's from John. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Way to go. Ecr.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I was at the Maverick gas station.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's that?

[Chick McGee]

A new employee came up.

[Tom Griswold]

James Garner runs that.

[Chick McGee]

Right. What is your name? He goes. Everyone calls me Goldfish.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Everyone calls me Goldfish. Right, Steve? What's wrong with nicknames these days? He proceeds to say, did Lincoln have A nickname. And what is the Nick part of the word nickname? I don't know any of these answers.

[Tom Griswold]

What about Abe? Is that considered Honest Abe was kind of his. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But I mean, did his friends call him Link?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe his one friend did.

[Tom Griswold]

What up, Link? I don't know. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Did they call him Abraham? Abe? Probably just Abe called him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Rail Splitter. Wasn't that his name?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I mean, those are. Yeah, I mean, what. It was buddies. I think the question is, you know, this guy's got. Now he's got to call this employee Goldfish.

[Tom Griswold]

See, in my book.

[Josh Arnold]

Cold Face.

[Tom Griswold]

We've talked about this before. It's. I. I'm realist. Snob when it comes to nicknames. Because if you, like, have a nickname based on your name, like Grizz for Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't count to me. But that's a very popular nickname, and I don't know why that is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's not mine. But I mean, I think about nicknames is. You can't give yourself one.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Call me Pork Chop from now on. That's not going to work. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm not sure why everyone calls this guy Goldfish, but that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

If you could pick a nickname, Christie. No.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't know if I. What would it be?

[Chick McGee]

Pat. Did your brothers and sisters call you Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I was Patty G. Even. Even by them.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What does your mother call you? Because that's Patrick. Oh, really? Even though that's your middle name, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Patrick, my bastard son. Isn't that how that goes?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

We go by our middle names, everybody. Pretty much. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. All right. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Your parents always call you Joshi? Joshua.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Our parents didn't have us give us my. The only one that had a nickname was my youngest brother. He was named Bones. My dad always called him Bones because he had a plate of chicken once.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's a good nickname, Bones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did he. Did he cough up the bones?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but he ate them all. My dad gave him a couple pieces of chicken, and then when he looked down, all. Everything was gone, including the bones.

[Chick McGee]

And he. And he lived to tell the tale.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is this Joe?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I just found a picture of my dad when he was, like, I don't know, seven or eight years old. And in the corner, it says in quotes, poke, P O, K E. And I'd forgot. I knew that before I saw it. But then it reminded me that his nickname was Poke when he Was a little kid because he was slow and didn't really took his time getting places. So they called him Pokey and that became Poke.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See, that's a good nickname.

[Chick McGee]

That is a good nickname.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a nickname?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there were. There were a couple.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did too. I don't want to talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Thumper. Not because of. Not from the cute little rabbit and Bambi, but because I fell out of bed a lot when I was a.

[Chick McGee]

Kid and it would make a thumbs up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I'd hit the door.

[Pat Godwin]

I give my son different nicknames, like every couple of months. Really change it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Depending on your mood.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He's Bosco now.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Bosco.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's Bosco.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you buy Bosco now that. It seems like that'd be hard to.

[Pat Godwin]

Buy Jimmy Willikers for a while. Then he's. He's Bosco now.

[Chick McGee]

Bosco was a chocolate. Wasn't it? Like. Like quick, wasn't it? Bosco. A chocolate syrup drink.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I wanna. I wanna say it was primarily in East. Available in the East Coast.

[Christy Lee]

I never heard of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Bosco.

[Chick McGee]

They had a really funny commercial. I remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the. The punchline was what? No, Bosco. And the guy would take it. I remember the guy blew up a. He blew up a balloon and floated up several stories. And then someone said, what? No, Bosco popped the balloon and he fell down. Something like that. If memory serves, the things you guys remember. I'll have to check that. That may just be. Is Bones still called Bones?

[Josh Arnold]

No, now he goes by Joey Wednesday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that? Yeah. Okay, we know about Wednesday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Confusing because he started going. He goes to this bar every Wednesday and the band that performed there often would see him and they were like, you're here every Wednesday. You're Joey Wednesday.

[Chick McGee]

Mike Birbiglia has that great story about his. But it wasn't a Joey Wednesday that he. His brother. They thought he was somebody else or they thought Mike was Joey Wednesday's brother or some. There's some great story about that. The whole time it was another guy nicknamed Joey Wednesday. I don't remember the story. We'll get to that. Coming up. Right now, the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Better Help. There's advice for everything out there on the Internet. I'm not sure how good any of it is these days. You can solve all your problems according to the Internet by maybe taking this pill or detoxing with that or taking a plunge in a bathtub. Full of ice. Actually, there are a lot of good things you can do on the Internet. Like for example, you can access therapy from BetterHelp. BetterHelp is all about talk therapy, learning positive coping skills, setting boundaries, et cetera, et cetera. And BetterHelp has some 30,000 plus therapists. BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform serving some 5 million people. This is interesting. BetterHelp has a 4.9 out of 5 rating for their live sessions. So find out what I'm talking about by visiting betterhelp.com btshow, you can be hooked up with a therapist. And by the way, they have therapists with a variety of specialties and they'll try to match you up with one that can help you with whatever particular problem you might want to investigate. You can switch therapists anytime, of course. And BetterHelp is designed just to provide much easier access because the therapy is done online. So it's like a zoom call or like a phone call. Whatever works for you. It's obviously a lot more convenient because you can do it wherever you are. Visit betterhelp.com btshow Bob and Tom show listeners get 10% off their first month by talking it out with better help. Once again, it's better help. H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow coming up, a world record or two. A lot of news in sports. Grave robbing back in the news. And that lady's wearing a hot dog suit. We have no explanation for that. And also, dangerous sex moves. All coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Get in the zone.

[Josh Arnold]

Auto zone restrictions apply.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, hello, hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am Chick Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Does this make you want to eat some corn in the cob?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? Just me it down in the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Guys sitting in the back of a down in the delta tractor blowing some harpo.

[Tom Griswold]

You are an odd duck.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know that I've been doing corn in the cob every night on.

[Christy Lee]

We had corn on the cob two nights.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Okay. What reason are you eating corn on the cob every night? Is it because you like the taste or you watch and wait and giggle at the aftermath?

[Chick McGee]

No. It is the season of fresh sweet corn.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys know what happens, right? That our bodies hollow out the corn. That little kernel.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that weird?

[Tom Griswold]

What's doing that inside?

[Chick McGee]

I. Who knows? But nevertheless, I was just celebrating the delights of the hard working American farmer and the delicious, delicious corn from the.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing the microwave farmer's market?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm so.

[Tom Griswold]

Microwave hack. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I'm still doing the boiling water.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course you are. That's where your mom. That's why mommy did it. Yeah, well, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It seems to have been working for.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The last hundred years. For those of us that appreciate.

[Tom Griswold]

What if you'd have been around when Henry Ford trotted out that. That model. Where's my horse? That's your car bangle thing.

[Chick McGee]

So you irradiate your corn?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it just makes it. It's kind of cool to do actually.

[Christy Lee]

Especially if it's just one or two people.

[Chick McGee]

You're old enough to remember the early days of the microwave.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the sign?

[Tom Griswold]

Those were more or less. Yeah. Don't get out. If you heart problem or anything metal in your body, stay away from the microwave. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'd walk into a fast food place and they'd have the sign in the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Did someone ever like walk into one of those places and like just seize and hit the ground?

[Tom Griswold]

Might have happened. Well, remember and the microwaves were gigantic when they first came out. Huge.

[Chick McGee]

The radar range.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Amanda Mana. What's the other workhorse of the industry?

[Chick McGee]

Litten microwave. I remember that one. Yeah. But no, I do not microwave my sweet corn. I'm sure it's nice, but do you have. Can you do more than one ear at a time?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it depends. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how big your microwave is.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you. I think you might be able to do four.

[Christy Lee]

I do two at a time.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Baked potatoes too, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the king wrapped in plastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to do with me. Yeah. It's just. I found it. I found the perfect microwavable dish for.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Really good.

[Tom Griswold]

You put them in there for, I think it's 12 minutes or something. Or two.

[Chick McGee]

Or if you're having a family dinner with a bunch of.

[Josh Arnold]

Depends on how you want it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you're having a family dinner, you. It's different cooking for one than cooking for.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want the big pot. I think. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, in my case, because what. What am I hopelessly alone? What was it? I forget. So I would just have one in the microwave. So. See, that wouldn't be a problem. One ear. One solitary ear of corn.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I've seen that. That cookbook. Cooking for the Sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Cooking for a Meal for one. Why do they still have the boiling bags?

[Chick McGee]

Boiling bag? Rice?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no, no, no. The beef and the brown gravy and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Your chipped beef and beef.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Put them in the. Boil them up and. Yeah. That was pretty. That was a pretty good meal.

[Chick McGee]

It's time to grab a couple of quick letters. Dear Bob and Tom Show. My grandmother told us girls not to swallow watermelon seeds because that's how you got pregnant. That's funny. That's the kind of great grandmotherly advice that gets you pregnant.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I didn't swallow any watermelon, Grandma.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell happened?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was in the backseat of a Buick over.

[Christy Lee]

My parents would tell you that, right? If you swallow, like an apple seed, it's going to grow in your stomach.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've heard that. Maraschino cherries, some of them. They stay in your stomach for up to seven years.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to upset the maraschino cherry people. I don't care for them.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like them.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the country?

[Josh Arnold]

They're not for me, but I'm glad they're out there.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the country of maraschino in general? Do you care for them, the maraschinites?

[Chick McGee]

You know something? I'm okay with myself not liking them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right, all right, Fair enough. They're all thieves, you know. That's the backbone of their economy is the cherry.

[Chick McGee]

And is it true that that whole thing, tying a knot in a maraschino cherry stem. Fake.

[Tom Griswold]

It means you're adept at cunningus. Yes, I have seen girls do it.

[Pat Godwin]

People do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I thought it was. I thought it was. I thought it was a scam.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I've actually seen people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I thought they put one in there with a knot in it and then they pretended.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're hanging out with the wrong people.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe some, but I. Yeah, I, I.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to go to the bimbo bars.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Well, speaking of that loss isn't that.

[Chick McGee]

And. And we do have Hooters news coming up. There was a Hooters race restaurant floating down the Ohio River. That story coming up.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Eric. His daughter was having her time of the month, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I was complaining that she couldn't swim one day, so they suggested she use a tampon. And she said, I'm not using one of your horse sticks.

[Josh Arnold]

Horse sticks?

[Chick McGee]

That's a little.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we've gone. I think we might have jumped the shark with Tom Speak.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she said that. They. They still call them that to this day.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I didn't know they ever called them that. That's wild horse.

[Pat Godwin]

Not really fair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, not really accurate or fair. Those are.

[Pat Godwin]

Because if you weren't having a period, maybe the horse stick would. But she's having her period. Doesn't make any sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I got more problems.

[Chick McGee]

We have to fire someone. Who gave you that letter?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob, at Top Show, I was listening to a pod your podcast on my way to work. Chick likes ketchup on his egg. Eggs. This is from Sean. I do, too.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I really like salsa on my eggs. And almonds from Tomahawk, Wisconsin. Ah, Wisconsin. Checking in. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now we have a time to squeeze in a quick sports story.

[Tom Griswold]

If you say so. Tommy Fleetwood, Mick Fleetwood's grandson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He drives a Cadillac.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing lacking when you're Cadillacing. He ends a summer of heartache with the richest prize on the PGA Tour. He won the Tour Championship in Bobby Jones Club in Atlanta for his first tour title capture, the FedEx cup, and a $10 million reward. Fleetwood got plenty of help at the start. Patrick Cantlay began bogey, double bogey, and could never catch up. Scotty Scheffler hit his opening shot. He shot out of bounds and still was a threat until a tee shot into the water on the 15.

[Josh Arnold]

Into the drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Scotty in the water.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Fleetwood shot 68, one by three over Cantlay and Russell Henley. Ryder cup captain Keegan Bradley tied for seventh. That's your update on golf, Tom. And Seattle Mariners slugger and Bobaton player of the year. The big dumper Cal Raleigh hit his major league leading 48th and 49th home runs yesterday against the Athletics, setting a single season record for catchers and passing. Salvador Perez's total.

[Chick McGee]

I call him Dolly of 48.

[Christy Lee]

I was waiting for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello Dolly. With the Kansas City Royals in 21 rallies the dumpers record breaking home run also marches 9th multi home run game of the season passing the Mick Tom Mickey Mantle eight for the 1961 New York Yankees. The most most multi home run games by a switch hitter. But I want to weigh in on being a switch hitter anybody and so forth. What about me? The Overall record is 11 in a season. The switch hitting dumper batting from the right side homered off athletics left handed starter Jacob Lopez.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course our boy John Bench had 45 home runs in 1970. We can't overlook that.

[Chick McGee]

Now I can't read this whole letter, but Tammy distracted while driving. Inadvertently. Oh, inadvertently put a. Huh? What did you call them? A whore packet. What was it? Inadvertently dropped a tampon into her coffee. It immediately soaked up everything.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, no good.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No good.

[Chick McGee]

Tammy, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it true that punk kids boys would break into the women's restroom and pour water into the tampon dispenser and it would expand and I have not heard of it. And wreck the dispenser. That true or is that like an urban legend?

[Josh Arnold]

I. Whether it's true or not, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Grossly inconveniencing women for no reason at all. Okay, grow up, fellas. Coming up, we we do have the floating hooters and no one knows what's happening here. This is a big mystery.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't know why. Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll I've got it a little more homework but so far the two things I've seen about it. It's a big mystery. The floating hooters down the Ohio River. We have a lady dressed in a hot dog costume. Can't figure that out. And sex moves. What's the most risky doctors weighing in on that topic?

[Tom Griswold]

I got a guess.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the Aurelioto parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at The SILAC Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And what have we learned about, let's see, nicknames? In this. In this room here, you used to be Thumper.

[Tom Griswold]

Thumper.

[Christy Lee]

What are you, Butch?

[Tom Griswold]

Butch.

[Chick McGee]

My sister called me Butch because that was the name of a haircut.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The crew cut was called the Butch cut way back when.

[Christy Lee]

And you used to sport one.

[Chick McGee]

And I hated them. I hated having a crew cut because the Beatles didn't have crew cuts. They were cool, right?

[Tom Griswold]

They had mop tops, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. You want to look like one of the Beatles. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I was nicknamed Chucks Deluxe on the football team.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Mark Cox gave me that name.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great nickname. Then we've had Josh's brother Bones because he ate the chicken bones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And lived to tell the tale.

[Tom Griswold]

Ate the chicken and the bone.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad could never get over it.

[Tom Griswold]

Clean Play Club. I can't get over it.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to check in with a couple things here in the world of letters. We love hearing from you.

[Tom Griswold]

Letters.

[Chick McGee]

Bob and Tom and Bob and Tom dot com. And I forget why we were talking about false teeth last week.

[Josh Arnold]

I know we had some, like, fix it in comments, Right.

[Christy Lee]

Because somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The thought it was Alka Seltzer.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. They had a guest at their house and they woke up in the middle of the night with a headache and they. And fumbled around in the bathroom and they thought they were drinking Alka Seltzer. And it was. What is it called? Paladin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was how we brought up the topic of false teeth. This comes to us from GG he says, I was at a Van Halen concert.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe those G's are silent. Maybe his. His name is.

[Chick McGee]

I hadn't thought of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Useful.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wanna. I just like, cover all our bases.

[Chick McGee]

Apologize, GG GG Was at a Van Halen concert. The two guys in front of me were so excited, they were jumping up and down. The one guy kept hitting his buddy, slapping him on the back like, all right, man. Can you believe we're actually watching Van Halen? At one point, he smacked his buddy in the back so hard, the guy's false teeth came flying out. Ah, the good news, they landed in his beer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is good news. You can put them right back in his mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I remember at the. At the lost and found at Disney World, when I went there, the lady said, though, they got plenty of dungeon, plenty of dentures.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this story. And.

[Chick McGee]

And prosthetic limbs and, like, an occasional prosthetic limb. A lot of. A lot of cell phones and. Yeah, a lot of stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Denture technology improved over the years. Oh, yeah, that's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they have. They're not even rigid. Yeah, they're semi rigid, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Remember, you don't see as many people.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. They look so good.

[Tom Griswold]

Why am I telling this story? My mother. Well, My mother was 17 when she had me, so I would have been 10 or 11. So she was 28, not 30.

[Chick McGee]

30.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a toothache and. Or two. Maybe she had a couple toothaches. Anyway, it could have been just one. Went to the dentist, had all her teeth pulled.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, at 28.

[Tom Griswold]

At 28. 29 years old. Around in there, and it was a big day, man. I will never forget how excited she was to get false teeth. Uppers and lowers. Oh, wow. It was. It was really, really something.

[Chick McGee]

When I first. When I first moved here, the receptionist. You did that. She had a toothache and decided she was getting all her teeth pulled out, even though most all of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe it. Dennis did it.

[Christy Lee]

I can't either.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. You know who I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a big damn deal, man. We all got in the car, went to Springfield, Ohio, and this dentist. And she was so. Look at my teeth. That Purdy said Purdy. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We don't like to give medical advice, but if you're thinking about doing that, you might want to consult a quality dentist before you yank them all out.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to consult a therapist before.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. I think. I think a dentist would be. Let's see. Let's get back to reality here. You were talking about people who. Oh, okay. We had a news story last week. Christy had it about a. Was it a funeral home in which they weren't actually.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This couple.

[Chick McGee]

They weren't cremating the people. They just.

[Christy Lee]

In Colorado, they were just throwing their bodies into a building and then giving the families concrete ashes. Like a. As ashes. It was just growing.

[Chick McGee]

They were saying. Yeah, they're saying, here's your Uncle Clarence. And it was just ground up concrete.

[Christy Lee]

So they were pocketing all the money for the cremation and weren't creating the.

[Chick McGee]

Bodies allegedly Were stacked in somewhere like 200 of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. 200.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Grants Pass, Oregon. Thank you, Todd. You were talking about people who were given concrete in place of the cremated remains. I know a lady who purposely put her husband remain her husband's remains in concrete. Made it into kind of a big wheel. Then she'd had it dropped in the Sea of Cortez so fish could swim through it.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I guess that's maybe sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

What he wanted, that's what he was into.

[Chick McGee]

I suppose you could have put him in an aquarium. Then you'd have him right there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure you told us when you. Weren't you involved with some cremations at sea or whatever?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no. We tossed my Aunt Florence.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Into Little Traverse Bay. Right. Lake Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Aunt Flo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I didn't know that it had been double bagged. And I. I opened it because. They're up. They were in a plastic bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Were you with us on this path, this expedition? We were on my brother's boat out of a Wallstrom marina. And we were offshore and I opened up the bag and dropped it in. But there was a bag in the bag. So. So she was floating away, plastic, like in a life preserver?

[Tom Griswold]

Just a plastic bag.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she would have appreciated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. She actually probably washed up at Five Mile Creek. Someone picked it up and said, what's this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's Florida snorted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now this is for Josh. This guy is. We'll just call him Mr. A. How about that? He said, I'm a faithful listener. My bus driver used to play you guys when I was on my way to school. I'm a huge metal head with tastes much heavier even than Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I listen to and I'm not sure with of these bands. Cannibal Corpse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's super heavy.

[Chick McGee]

Goat. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't even say either name for this next one. Yeah, I bet one of them's an A. One of them. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

A C. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He goes, but my guilty pleasure is Frank Sinatra.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I'm a big Frank friend, too.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite song is I get a kick out of you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

If anyone in my demon worshiping cult found this out, I'd be kicked out.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if there's anything to this. When I was in high school, I would listen to heavy stuff and then I would throw on Frank or Dean as well. I wonder if there's some correlation at all. I don't know Maybe the brain just goes, hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a lot of melody to some of that heavy metal?

[Josh Arnold]

There is actually. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why you'd be surprised those who don't listen.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of the reasons I love it. But he. Yeah, he's definitely listening to Heavier.

[Chick McGee]

By the way he signs it. The Hellhound Beast with a Thousand Eyes. Okay, I. I'm not familiar with Toward Bethlehem.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, with that.

[Chick McGee]

What that means. Dear Bob and Tom show. My three year old daughter refers to M M's as Chocolate Skittles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that might be a better name. Skittles might come out with chocolate Skittles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I prefer. I gotta tell you, I prefer M M's over Skittles.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Well, the chocolate thing.

[Chick McGee]

M's are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys were talking about cremation. We lived by a crematory for a few years. Jason writes every time after a process would occur, there would be bone dust on our cars.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Tom Griswold]

I would have to go out and wipe. Wipe our cars down.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

It was definitely strange. Jason in Toledo.

[Josh Arnold]

That is strange.

[Chick McGee]

The glass city. Wow. Yeah. Did it smell like a barbecue?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, I think they contain this.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, the frozen's are barbecue. No, no, no, no. They're just.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that is the frozen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's Mr. Frost. Sadly, he's gone big daddy. He would have. He would have wanted it that way. We have a Chick McGee across the way. He's at the sports desk. Coming up, a couple surprises with respect to this show being broadcast from another place. That's all I can say. All right, just down the road.

[Tom Griswold]

One of these again? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Time.

[Chick McGee]

I've been sworn to secrecy, but there'll be a. There'll be. It's a special treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Kentucky?

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell you. God, I didn't miss him in Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it in Kentucky?

[Chick McGee]

What do you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me. Daniel Medvedev. You know, we got the US Open going up through Labor Day there in New York and Flushing the toilet city. Flushing Meadows, you know, that's what they call it. Daniel Medved nearly rallied, but a wild scene broke out at the US Open last night. He fought back to force a fifth set, but Medvedev is headed home from the major after being bounced by France's Francis Benjamin Bonzi. He beat Medvedev in the opening round. It marked his second straight upset win over Medvedev in the first round of A Grand slam. It was late in the third set. Bonzi nearly had the win in straight sets. Total chaos broke out last night. A photographer suddenly walked out onto the court right before Bonzi was about to serve for the match. It's not clear what the photographer was trying to do. They they. The theory is he was from a foreign country and didn't know the process of what was going on in tennis. He was just trying to get some photos. But an official immediately started screaming at the photographer to get off the court right before Bonzi was going to serve. That led to a very long delay. Fans booing and throwing thumbs down while the official tried to gain control. This all ended with Medvedev sitting on the, on the sidelines. And for some reason Daniel decided to take it out on his racket.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's not happy.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is. 4, 5, 6. He's beating his racket on the. So he is once again out of the US Open. The photographer was spotted being walked out of the arena after the third set.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are tennis players that way? Babies. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

They seem to all be babies. Yeah. Why are they so short tempered?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the only sport that comes with an equipment abuse penalty. Oh, there's an abusive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he got a penalty for that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an abusive racket. I don't think he did actually. But I mean he, a judge can. A linesman can.

[Chick McGee]

I mean he gives it the full Pete Townsend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he does.

[Chick McGee]

He's beaten that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks like a nerd. That's what's funny about it to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you allowed, are you allowed to throw your football helmet?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't take your helmet off on the field.

[Chick McGee]

Can you? If you get to the sideline, can you throw it in the ground and discuss without either. You're not going to get a penalty for that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. No. You know when I played they had ear pads in your helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

Leather.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you, if you throw it down on the ear pads would pop off.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a thing anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you have to crawl around, find your ear pad.

[Chick McGee]

Now when you play, the ball was essentially round.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

No shoulder pads this burling?

[Tom Griswold]

No sir. Me and Jimmy, Jimmy Thorpe, when you.

[Josh Arnold]

Played, you'd throw that helmet off and hear that leather slap the dirt.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that helmet that Goofy would wear? Oh yeah, I need to have that, that, that big. It's like a rugby ball. Coming up, we have some world records. We have sex moves that could prove to be a problem. We've discussed this before, but we have some doctors weighing in on the broken male member. Sometimes you don't just get your heart broken, you get some serious equipment broken. We'll find out about that. Right now we're going to find out about a great way to feel safe at home with Simplisafe.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

We got it right here.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we're going to clarify a kind of a mystery in contemporary culture. Here's your audio hint.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody got this With a ranger's hat.

[Pat Godwin]

And shovel and a pair of dungarees.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Gene Autry?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's Gene Autry. And we're going to discover and uncover a big controversy.

[Tom Griswold]

He really comes. His fiddle player really comes in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Comes in like gangbusters.

[Tom Griswold]

He really comes in. He was excited to get the session.

[Chick McGee]

But he can sing.

[Tom Griswold]

You think?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was the first call.

[Tom Griswold]

Fiddle guy. Okay. I bet it was.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, ma'. Am. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, do we miss you.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah. Thank you. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure we have a quorum.

[Christy Lee]

We didn't vote.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey. Can't we just leave it alone at that? We don't have to discuss.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, no, there. Of course we missing 1. 3 to 2.

[Tom Griswold]

O'Reilly Auto Parts. Think of O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

It was three. Two, but a couple people abstained.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I promised a little bit of musical trivia before we get back to sports. We have a new story, Christie, involving Smokey bear over there. And I thought perhaps we could share that, and then I'll help clear up a mystery that has been bothering some people. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

A smokey bear sign was stolen from outside a Pennsylvania fire station While firefighters were out on a call. Bear creek township volunteer fire rescue posted about the theft of their large wooden Smokey Bear sign on social media. Officials said the sign had been sawed off at its wooden post. The department asked for the public's help in bringing Smokey home.

[Chick McGee]

Now, obviously, whoever did this, I'm sure not sober. Let's. Let's just think about this for a second. Can you? No one sober is going. You know, we should. We should go steal the Smokey Bear sign saying only you can prevent forest fires. But this got me thinking. Is it Smokey Bear or Smokey the bear?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we put this to rest at one point.

[Chick McGee]

I got the official word on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

The u. S. Forest service introduced the fire prevention mascot in 1944. He was introduced as smokey bear.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the.

[Chick McGee]

However, in 1952, a popular song called smokey the bear was released. The. The was added to make the lyrics flow better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Phrasing.

[Pat Godwin]

I often do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're an artist.

[Christy Lee]

Poetic license.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So technically, Smokey bear is correct, but as it's described here, culturally common. Smokey the bear. And here's a little sample of that song.

[Pat Godwin]

With a ranger's hat and shovel and a pair of Dungarees. You will find him in the forest Always sniffing at the breeze.

[Tom Griswold]

People stop and pay attention when he tells them to beware.

[Pat Godwin]

Cause everybody knows that he's the fire preventing bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Smokey the Bear.

[Pat Godwin]

Why he say barely?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

He can find a fire before it starts to flame. That's why they call him Smokey.

[Tom Griswold]

That was how he got his name.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that a great song?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think maybe one of the.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to look up the word great.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys notice the quality? I. I think somebody took the time to remaster that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It actually is extraordinarily clear.

[Josh Arnold]

It's unbelievably clear. A thousand years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, considering it. Yeah. Barely. Recording equipment barely existed.

[Chick McGee]

1952. Directly to the wax.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you're in a 75 years.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great recording.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Give or take.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone's keeping that alive and. Well, someone's taking care of that. Someone loves it.

[Pat Godwin]

What year? What year was that?

[Chick McGee]

52 maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

No one's played it. That's why there's no scratch.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's a great song and I love Gene Autre does that great song. Back in the Saddle Again.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That Smokey Bear song was mastered in wax, I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody. Josh, you're right. Listen to the beginning. Listen. How clean and crisp really this fiddle is.

[Tom Griswold]

See any reason?

[Pat Godwin]

It's perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a. I mean, there are.

[Josh Arnold]

No pops, there's no hisses.

[Chick McGee]

Is that an accordion playing with them?

[Pat Godwin]

Let me hit my hair.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the range.

[Pat Godwin]

Just to hammer the off dungarees. Maybe an old organ, Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, there's an old organ. Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But it's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's a fun song.

[Josh Arnold]

One of those melodica things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's important to. But obviously to prevent forest fires.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just remember only you know who can prevent them.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Some fires right now in California and Oregon.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember the TV commercial with Joanna Cassidy? She just started doing. I mean, she had to be like in her 20s and she was. You can only you can prevent force.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was cripplingly sexy. And she takes off and it's. It takes off her disguise and it's Smokey the Bear underneath Johanna Castle. If you look like me, you wouldn't pay attention, would you?

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I am not aware of that campaign.

[Tom Griswold]

As they say, red pepper hot man imprinted on you.

[Christy Lee]

I can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, so it's a Smokey Bear. But we'll accept Smokey the Bear.

[Josh Arnold]

In case you were wondering, I. I want to say whenever somebody brings it up, I want to say Smokey the Bear.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you guys the same?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Same.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Smokey Bear.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Smokey Bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

But again, so the original. I'm OG Someone stole the sign from the Bear county or bear Creek down.

[Pat Godwin]

10 minutes from where I grew up.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Are you responsible?

[Pat Godwin]

So they were drunk. Everybody's drunk regularly.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, who would steal us?

[Pat Godwin]

Why would you do that, my friends?

[Chick McGee]

Is that in a fraternity house somewhere? Maybe. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, we go back to the sports page right now with Chick McGee. Have we missed anything?

[Tom Griswold]

We got Little League World Series championship yesterday. Lynn Chin C retired the first 13 batteries he faced, allowed just one hit and five. And Taiwan beat Nevada seven nothing in the little League World Series championship yesterday in South Williamsport, Pa. Ending a 29 year title drought for the Taiwanese. Taiwan won its first Little League World Series since 1996. Although it's 18 titles are the most of any country beside the United States, including five straight from 77 to 81.

[Josh Arnold]

They're the only team that could look at the tag on their jerseys and go, hey, hey, dad made this.

[Chick McGee]

Or my brother made it.

[Tom Griswold]

Lynn, who is playing little league. His five eight right hander and throws about 90 miles an hour.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Do they have issues still with determining the ages?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine that they don't. I would assume they've got to have some other more sophisticated way to find out what your true age is by this point in time.

[Chick McGee]

But there was at least it truly is a World Series.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple teams.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. International.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you saying that our World Series and Major League Baseball shouldn't be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Called the World Series Unless we invite Japan and yeah, Taiwan.

[Pat Godwin]

We should open it up, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Open it up? Yeah. Well, no, we have.

[Pat Godwin]

We are the world.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they. We have a Japan Series.

[Josh Arnold]

We send our guys the Classic or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but what we call the World Series is strictly the United States. America. American.

[Tom Griswold]

Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny used to call it the World. Serious. Carson Wentz, couple of NFL news as NFL preseason wraps up this past weekend and now tomorrow at 4 o' clock is the deadline. Make people make all their cuts and players go hither and yawn.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Carson Wentz back in the NFL. Sam Howell on the move again. Vikings have signed Wentz to backup quarterback J.J. mcCarthy and traded Sam Howell to The Eagles, they're sending a seventh round and the fifth round. That's not really interesting. Sorry I even brought it up. Other than Carson Wentz is back in the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

Your apologies accepted.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in the Minnesota.

[Chick McGee]

That's a pretty good gig for these older quarterbacks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Does it say how many millions he gets?

[Tom Griswold]

Does not say in that. No.

[Chick McGee]

Usually quite substantial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would say 10.

[Chick McGee]

10.

[Tom Griswold]

So 10 or a little less.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Guess where we are now. That's right. Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

I liked it. You let that one breathe a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

The world's oldest person celebrated her 116th birthday last week.

[Josh Arnold]

What Asian country is she from?

[Tom Griswold]

Ahaha. Ms. Ethel Caterham.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, this can't be Asian.

[Tom Griswold]

Lives in Surrey in the uk.

[Chick McGee]

If you call it living, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think there's any fringe. You want to go check that?

[Chick McGee]

No. She's 116.

[Tom Griswold]

116? She was born August 21, 1909. He's held the record since April 30. There's a company called L O N G E V I Quest. I don't know what that is. Tom, can you help me with that?

[Chick McGee]

I believe they keep track of the folks that are over 15.

[Josh Arnold]

What Churchill tasted like I guzzled his custard.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what Churchill told.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on one second. 18 plus. Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

1909 plus 18.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

You're okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what Churchill told her though? Never give up.

[Chick McGee]

Never give up. There she is. I will bet a thunder thousand dollars. Those are dentures.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like Bobby the brain heenan for 116.

[Christy Lee]

Looks pretty damn good.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a tad Manish.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was Eddie Izard.

[Pat Godwin]

She has a nice smile.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Those have to be. She's British and old. Those are dentures. There is no way.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we get one of these after this, of course. Once asked to reveal her secret to.

[Josh Arnold]

Long life, we think that was a portrait of her. Picture of her just being happy. But she's frozen in that. It's actually quite unsettling.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're in person, she does not move a muscle. But doctors confirm she is alive. Ms. Caterham told the Salisbury Journal, say yes to every opportunity because you never know what it would lead to. Never give up and have a positive mental attitude and have everything in moderation.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

Moderation, Tom. That's key. Okay. Right there, Daddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Positivity and moderation I like.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? That's right.

[Chick McGee]

As a old lady.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I have a little tribute to Our old lady.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you might.

[Chick McGee]

How old is she? 116.

[Tom Griswold]

116. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

At one point she was 1, 2, 3, 4. Well, she was just 116. Imagine. Imagine what she's seen. Oh, her diapers full. At this point, she don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Pat Godwin]

She's probably a great, great, great, great grandmother. Oh, she loves her wheelchair. She's the oldest person by far. Even older than Joy Beha.

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Pat Godwin]

She loves a fugitive dragnet. Mr. Ed. If she could dance, she'd probably do the Freddy poor thing. Crap.

[Josh Arnold]

The bell.

[Pat Godwin]

Had to say it.

[Chick McGee]

It rhymed. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you very much, Pat. What's her name again? Ethel. What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Ethel Caterham.

[Chick McGee]

Ethel Caterham. Abraham.

[Christy Lee]

Way to go, ethel.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. 116 years of British food and she's still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now, what's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

We've got another. Got another world record.

[Chick McGee]

All right. And I know coming up, we have today in History. Also, we have, uh, the mystery of the Hooters restaurant floating down the Ohio River.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have the Joanna Cassidy Smokey the Bear psa.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

What TV show was she most famous for?

[Tom Griswold]

Buffalo Bill. And she was six feet under.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's done a lot. Yeah. That's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom, bobandtom.com Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him.

[Tom Griswold]

Scorching debates, all the good, all the.

[Chick McGee]

Bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[Tom Griswold]

The Jim Rome show podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hey, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just joining us, those that have been listening are armed with some important facts. Ms. Hooker, I'm not sure if you're aware of this. So we got to the bottom of. Is it Smokey Bear or Smokey the Bear?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, what'd you decide?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's about Not a matter of our deciding. It is officially Smokey Bear.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. It really is a matter of you deciding.

[Chick McGee]

Not really.

[Jess Hooker]

When it comes to. Yes, yes, you would tell us if it was wrong.

[Chick McGee]

But. But Smokey the Bear was the song.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

By. Do you remember that song?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Gene Autry.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's officially Smokey Bear. Culturally acceptable to say Smokey, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Bear. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It was. It was a song from Gene Autry and from before I was even born, but it's not a bad song.

[Pat Godwin]

Find him in the forest Always sniffing.

[Chick McGee]

At the breeze Recognize his voice Pay.

[Pat Godwin]

Attention when he tells him to beware.

[Tom Griswold]

Cause every Gene Autry's voice. Don't you.

[Jess Hooker]

It's nice. I don't remember this voice.

[Chick McGee]

And as Josh pointed out, it an unbelievably clear recording.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really something. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone cared for it.

[Tom Griswold]

And in 1973, I would have been 16. And I saw this PSA for Smokey the Bear.

[Christy Lee]

I know a place that's peaceful and quiet.

[Tom Griswold]

This is what she looked like in 73.

[Christy Lee]

But every year we start forest fires. Careless match for cigarette and poof.

[Chick McGee]

Fire.

[Christy Lee]

So the next time you're in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Forest, be extra careful, okay? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He's hot.

[Jess Hooker]

That's really weird.

[Tom Griswold]

If you knew it was me, would you have listened? Sex.

[Chick McGee]

They do the thing where, you know, she's this gorgeous woman and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Turns out it's Smokey the Bear in disguise.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

They did one in the 80s, and I can't remember who it was, but it was similar. Yeah, I don't know who.

[Tom Griswold]

Who actually is. This is where 1973 shows. Yeah, that's the best.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was almost a puppet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was almost a puppet.

[Chick McGee]

You know why Smokey the Bear. You know why Smokey the Bear never became a father?

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Every time Mrs. Smokey got hot, he'd hit her with a shovel. He knew that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'd always heard that. Not. I, I. I haven't heard that joke as. As domestic. Domestic abuse. Friendly, I heard. Maybe. Poured water on her is what I'd heard.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, but no, because.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit her with a shovel.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a shovel. You see? I mean, I'm certainly not endorsing domestic abuse.

[Tom Griswold]

No, certainly not.

[Chick McGee]

But they were married, though. At least it's good. It's good to know that, you know, they're doing the nasty. At least that they're. They're. They're technically.

[Tom Griswold]

They're married. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So sorry. We were visiting the sports page, Remember.

[Josh Arnold]

The Give a Hoot don't pollute. Owl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Woodsy. Thank you. I was just gonna ask. What was his name? I. I wasn't sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think they're all friends.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so, Woodsy.

[Chick McGee]

And what was the slogan?

[Josh Arnold]

Give a hoot, don't pollute. Don't pollute.

[Christy Lee]

You remember that, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

All pretty good programs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, seemed like it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't care for give a hoot?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I like it. I was just trying to think of a variation on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

Anti demonstration to get used. Don't hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Give up.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't hit smoking.

[Chick McGee]

These Medicine Avenue people really can't. Can't really think deep enough to go. I'm sorry. Did you have another world record?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did. Let's do that. A man from Cyprus has Cypriot. Cyprian.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Cypriot. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's reclaimed the Guinness world record for the most wine glasses balanced on his head.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I protest this record.

[Josh Arnold]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Do we have any video on this?

[Tom Griswold]

64 year old.

[Christy Lee]

That's not fair. It's on a piece of cardboard or something. Or wood.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's still pretty tricky. I know how much my. That got away. Does it say how much it weighs?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay. 64 year old. Aristotle Syphilis. I don't know. Ballast.

[Chick McGee]

You know his first name? It's not Aristotle. It's Aristotle. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Aristotle.

[Chick McGee]

Aristotle. Valor. Orator. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Lavoris something. 511 glasses on his head weighed a total of 139 pounds. Whoa. The glasses were stacked layer by layer on sheets of plywood before the tower was raised onto his head via a forklift. You see, that seems cheating.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't seem fair.

[Tom Griswold]

It was on his head for 15 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Now then. Did he drop it? That's what I wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he just kind of stop. Step out from under it? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Because I would assume the video would go massively viral should all those glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he probably just walks back into the forklift.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Does he have a towel between his head and the. And the wood?

[Pat Godwin]

It looks like he has something white there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh. I think this counts. That's heavy. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The headline's a tad misleading.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's unnecessary.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why we did it. And there's no wine in them, Christie, so no need for you to attend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, can you imagine the weight if there had been wine in each Glass.

[Tom Griswold]

In Christie's defense, he didn't call you a wino.

[Christy Lee]

No, he just implied.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but, I mean, you're pretty good at balancing drinking wine and not being too hungover to work.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You were out last night all the leaps.

[Christy Lee]

I was out last night. Went to a concert, had a glass of wine. Mine.

[Pat Godwin]

If you hoot with the owls, you rise with the woodchucks.

[Josh Arnold]

He's right. He is right.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that a real thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

In my house.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

What does that mean Exactly, Louisa May Alcott.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Rise with the woodchucks.

[Pat Godwin]

If you hoot with the owls, you rise with the woodchucks. In other words, if you're gonna go out at night, get up and do your job.

[Josh Arnold]

Still gotta get up and be you.

[Christy Lee]

I did. I'm here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Good to see you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not hungover.

[Chick McGee]

Happy to have you.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a box of wine in your refrigerator right now?

[Christy Lee]

No, she doesn't drink box wine. Well, that's not exactly true.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you like the Fria.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the Kirkland brand. They make a nice box wine.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it, like Two Buck Chuck or something? Four Buck Chuck.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's at Trader Joe's. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

When my kids see box wine, they call it Grandma Juice.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that really tells you.

[Pat Godwin]

Holds a lot of wine.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a whole miniseries right there.

[Josh Arnold]

And then if you take out that bladder and give it a good squeeze. Yeah. You get the dregs.

[Jess Hooker]

They have bags that you can take that bladder out and put it in. And it looks like a purse. And it has an opening in the spout where the spout goes. So you can walk into places with your bag.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Just these.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

For bag for alcoholics.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, the old.

[Jess Hooker]

They call it slap the bag. Like, you hold the bag up.

[Pat Godwin]

Slap.

[Jess Hooker]

Drink as much as you can.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the dips. A maniac. And all of us.

[Chick McGee]

I remember I had. I had an aunt that had a lesbian lover. Who knows? No, she had a. I don't even know how to describe it. This gold key that would slide onto the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

That she would. That she would wind so she could get all the way.

[Christy Lee]

Make them.

[Tom Griswold]

And I asked.

[Chick McGee]

I asked my mother about it, and she goes, well, this particular aunt was a. Did you just farm a woman of means? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Something's.

[Chick McGee]

She said, no, I dropped something. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Air.

[Chick McGee]

She said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you air business.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that was it.

[Tom Griswold]

You farted on the air.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It was an epic episode of Flash.

[Pat Godwin]

You just farted.

[Chick McGee]

No, I.

[Josh Arnold]

He adjusted in his chair and we heard a noise. That's all I know.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, sorry if I was passing. Guess I would have leaned like this.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in any event, the cost of that key would have purchased hundreds of cases.

[Jess Hooker]

It was solid gold.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it was.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I haven't seen one of those since.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that today?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they still have them.

[Tom Griswold]

Ounce of gold. 3, 400 today.

[Chick McGee]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think of that?

[Christy Lee]

I sold too soon.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

So the knows what he sent. So the gold key. The. For the toothpaste, it would really be.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not. I'm not above rolling it myself, but I was not aware of the key.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a. Like a paperclip type design so that you can really.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Jess Hooker]

Push it up.

[Chick McGee]

So you're saying for this, the bagged wine, do they like squeegee it so they get the very last drop?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no. It's just so you could carry it into public spaces and not be seen.

[Chick McGee]

So it's a bladder.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. It is a bladder. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The bladder's inside the bottle box.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. And so you take that out and there's a spout on the bladder that comes out of a pre cut hole in the bag. So it looks like a purse.

[Chick McGee]

If only Orson Welles were still around.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was still no cheap wine before.

[Tom Griswold]

First wine before her swine.

[Chick McGee]

A time now to. Yes. Check out today in history. I think it's time to educate the public and. And you guys as well.

[Tom Griswold]

For today in history. Time to educate. Educate the public and you guys as well. Here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

1609, Galileo demonstrated that song demonstrated the first telescope.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

If you want more information, listen to Bohemian Rhapsody. It's all explained there.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. How did he. How did it. How was that an effective demonstration? The telescope. Yeah, I can see really far away now.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

We get it.

[Tom Griswold]

No problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see really far away. You have to take my word.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing one of the cardinals. Probably it was shooting at the stars and he just. He aimed at Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

He goes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at there.

[Chick McGee]

Father Frumson appears to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh dear.

[Josh Arnold]

What now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go into my birdman machine.

[Tom Griswold]

And fly away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, can we? What?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Human eyes only hurt the propulsion of the.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of flying. 1932, Amelia Earhart completed the first. Her first transcontinental flight.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Arrived in New York and had lost her own luggage, sadly.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that a.

[Chick McGee]

1952. Puerto Rico becomes the first U.S. commonwealth.

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful place.

[Chick McGee]

Not a state.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. When did Kentucky become a commonwealth?

[Chick McGee]

It was already a commonwealth.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't tell them about commonwealth.

[Christy Lee]

And they go to Massachusetts Commonwealth.

[Chick McGee]

I. I'm just reading what it says here.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're.

[Chick McGee]

I, I. I don't. Commonwealth. I call Puerto Rico a step state.

[Christy Lee]

A step state.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Not like.

[Christy Lee]

Not a bonus state.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not like a state, is it? Essentially just. We didn't want to make new flags. 50 was so nice.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a fair.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

But wait a minute. It was only 48 stars in 52. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Josh. I forgot that since you spent most of your time discussing the Soviet Union and socializing American becoming just another satellite of Moscow, Americans would understand saying, on paper it works.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it'll work in.

[Chick McGee]

No, seriously. What? When did.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have thought.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't that go to 50 stars? Like in. I'm gonna look it up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say 59. We went to 48 to 50. This is Alaska and Hawaii.

[Josh Arnold]

That is so late.

[Tom Griswold]

59, 58. 59. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So, wait, no, Pearl harbor was before that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but we were there. But it wasn't. Hawaii wasn't a state when they got bombed, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's considered an attack on the.

[Chick McGee]

U.S. there was a naval base there.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a naval base.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. Interesting. That's crazy that it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure Hawaii became a state in 59, okay? Am I sure?

[Christy Lee]

Christy, I'm trying to find out.

[Chick McGee]

It's in. On a different note, do anybody know who this guy is? And this is a very difficult name to pronounce, and I apologize. Apologize. Momofuku. And this is Andu Markets. The first package of what in 1958?

[Jess Hooker]

Ramen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Instant ramen noodles, huh? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They have their place. Man, they can be delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name?

[Chick McGee]

His name is Momo Fuku.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy did not translate it to Mother.

[Chick McGee]

He. He didn't screw around. He got it. He got it done. You'll like this one. 1970. You'll know this one, Chick McGee. Elton John made his U.S. debut. Where?

[Tom Griswold]

Troubadour in Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

59. You were correct.

[Chick McGee]

So this went from 48 to 50 states officially in 59.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good. It just seems so late.

[Jess Hooker]

Really does.

[Tom Griswold]

75 Alaska, January 1959. Hawaii, August of 50.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're right. Puerto Rico had nothing to do with the flags.

[Chick McGee]

1975 Springsteen releases Born to Rock. And I understand they're about to re. They're going to do a outtake version of that album. It's going to be released.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the online viral by the time it gets to me it's been around a long time. But any movie is better with Born to Run at the end. It's so wonderful. Okay, that was.

[Chick McGee]

There's a. There's a huge thing about that. Happy, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Well, weird. I have a time constraints. When we come back, we'll get. We'll squeeze in some birthdays. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

And the important importance of history. Also coming up, that Hooters restaurant floating down the Ohio river and sex moves that could be deadly or certainly dangerous or good. Crack your wiener. This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me more about my crack.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the o' Rally Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Ace Cosby]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom at Bob and Tom to.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show where blatant hostility flourishes.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up about it.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk news center. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not one for heckling open micrs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But there was an open mic or once at a show and one of his premise, he goes, have you guys ever heard of the Illuminati? And my buddy Joe Murray next to me yells out shut up about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby over there on the ones and the twos.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

And we've pretty much covered a little bit of history for you today. We found out that Puerto Rico was admitted as a commonwealth wealth or as I call it, a step state. Not really a state, but we couldn't remember what year the flag went from 48 to 50 stars and we determined it was 59.

[Christy Lee]

So if you live in Puerto Rico, do you still you pay taxes there?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what the deal is with Puerto Rico.

[Chick McGee]

There's actually a. I just know it means rats. There's a thing going on right now with certain people in Puerto Rico don't have. They pay, like, substantially reduced taxes. Ah, it's some tech thing. I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to go.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's gorgeous.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't like us, but it's gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they don't like us. Say you're from Canada.

[Chick McGee]

Y.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I would never wear a Canadian T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

I was told to do that in Korea. I was like, why would I ever do that?

[Chick McGee]

They think you're from Cuba. Anyway. You've got the ch. Thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh, boy, he's on you. Well, I. I've been blatant fascism.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been spouting my social.

[Chick McGee]

I. I may. I'm sure you've all noticed that the Nirvana T shirts now are officially everywhere. And I think half the people wearing them don't know that Nirvana is a band. I just.

[Jess Hooker]

True.

[Chick McGee]

I. Well, I can guarantee, because I saw one of my girls wearing one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they know it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

They know it's a band.

[Chick McGee]

They wouldn't be able to pick out a Nirvana song.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Boy, is there any.

[Christy Lee]

Surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. I don't know that. Grow drums on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Smells like Teen Spirit.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's great stuff. Don't get me wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

There's an episode of Friends, Tom, where Jennifer Aniston's walking around in an MC5. Is it MC5?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Shirt. And I'm like, Rachel has no clue.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think she's ever heard Kick out the Jam.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And that isn't the full first line. You know when they say kick it. Got the jam. Nasty. Nasty. Happy birthday to Ivan the Terrible. Oh, originally, Ivan the Annoyed going. And then it took a while.

[Christy Lee]

How many did you have to kill to become?

[Tom Griswold]

It went to Ivan the Not so Terrible, but then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but Ivan the perfect name for that. It wouldn't have worked. Like, I don't know, Josh the Terrible. Not really.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's not as strong, is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Christy the Terrible. No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be funny if Ivan's wife was named Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that would be funny, Mr. Mrs.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when he was Ivan? Let's give him a chance. Chance.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They. Those poor people. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Let them speak.

[Josh Arnold]

They ate their hats, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday 1930 to Sean Connory. Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Your favorite James Bond is. Which one?

[Jess Hooker]

The one that was popular when I was a kid is the video game. That's my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Roger. Roger Moore.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it was Pierce Brosnan.

[Christy Lee]

It was Pierce Brosnan.

[Josh Arnold]

They have their place.

[Chick McGee]

He Was. Wasn't the worst. He was good.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he wasn't. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

The worst.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom says Roger.

[Chick McGee]

Roger.

[Tom Griswold]

Roger moore.

[Josh Arnold]

Generation was he 80s, late 70s? 80s.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like all. I really do like every Bond they've ever had. I, I, I don't dislike any of.

[Tom Griswold]

Them except the new one they're having, I guess is some British guy we haven't heard of. They haven't. The rumor is, yeah, they have an official girl.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Craig was too beefy. Too beefy? Greg?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought Daniel Craig was too short.

[Christy Lee]

He was short.

[Pat Godwin]

Short and beefy.

[Josh Arnold]

Short.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he's like a fire plug.

[Josh Arnold]

When he walks out of that water.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it. It makes me.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't like it. You told me because his nipples are too small, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Too beefy.

[Chick McGee]

He's not gonna admit it. You don't like a man with small nipples. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Here do we got here. Okay, here we got Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalt Dalton.

[Chick McGee]

He was good. I liked him.

[Tom Griswold]

George Lazenby. I like George Lazenby.

[Chick McGee]

That was the. He was, he was the, the guy that came after.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they count Casino Royale with David Niven and Barry Nelson.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they should. It is James Bond, but yeah, it's terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. Wasn't that the first James Bond book? Casino Royale.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that right? Or was it doctor that version of it? Isn't that with Woody Allen really not fun?

[Jess Hooker]

What about the best Bond girl?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. That's a great question.

[Pat Godwin]

Ursula, undress.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I see what you did.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I found her.

[Chick McGee]

I found her dusty in here.

[Tom Griswold]

I found her face puffy.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like a puffy.

[Josh Arnold]

She's really hot.

[Chick McGee]

In she.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, watch. She really?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see, you can't beat Diana Rigg as a Bond girl. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

She is pretty. What about. Wait a minute. Yeah, Diana Rigg was.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a Bond girl after. What was the name of that Patrick McNee. The.

[Chick McGee]

The original Avengers.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember? Denise Richards was. I forget her first name, but her last name was Christmas. She was the Bond girl.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And at the end of the movie, it shows Bond and her in bed and the last line. Bond looks at her and says, I thought Christmas only came once a year.

[Christy Lee]

I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

Really something.

[Chick McGee]

Wink, wink. Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I went, oh, okay. So they reverse engineered that whole.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, I remember Ursa Andress was Honey Rider.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And then of course, the most famous. Was anyone Pussy Galore.

[Josh Arnold]

Galore that was Ruth Buzzy. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Honor Blackman.

[Chick McGee]

One of them. Wasn't one of them. Plenty o'. Toole.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a joke, I want to say.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay. A lot of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait. No, I think I thought it was a bad guy. Yeah, I think Maude Adams was plenty o2.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Jill St. John was Tiffany Case. Barbara Carrero was Fatima Blush. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Fatima. Fatima? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even. What? I said, I'll get that. What is she a fatty?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, Fatima's a name.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. This is interesting. Here's a weird tie in, huh? In the movie From Russia With Love, the woman was Tatiana Romanova.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Actually Roman or Russian.

[Chick McGee]

We had a guest named Tatiana on our show Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Tatiana.

[Chick McGee]

Frank, she was great. Yeah, we've got some. We've got some video of her post.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she now or has she ever been a member of the Communist Party?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? We forgot to ask.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have asked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, she was real funny.

[Josh Arnold]

And she may have been sliding in some sly propaganda.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

The hottest Bond girl, I think was Jugsy Cheeks, played by Esther Howard.

[Pat Godwin]

Esther Howard.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you remember who.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys remember Esther?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, of course. We all remember.

[Chick McGee]

Now, the. The not so subtle ones. Of course, the most famous ridiculous one is. Is Pussy Galore. But I'd forgotten about this. Do you remember who Maude Adams played?

[Pat Godwin]

Octopussy.

[Chick McGee]

Octopussy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was a kid. That movie came out. How are they doing this? But why?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's not even clever.

[Christy Lee]

No. And who wants eight of them?

[Josh Arnold]

Then, of course, there was Lydia Majora, played by. Played by the. The Always Lovely. And Ramsey.

[Pat Godwin]

I went on. I went on a date. Oh, and Ramsay. I went on a date and had to tell the father what movie I was taking his daughter to. And it was Octopussy. That did not go over well.

[Tom Griswold]

Why didn't you just say a James Bond movie?

[Pat Godwin]

I wasn't thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't talk to people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, you could have. Yeah, you're right, though.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the John Mayer story.

[Josh Arnold]

You just can't talk. Oh, we're going to go see the new James Bond. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Octopussy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let the dad say it. Yeah, if he blurts out Octopussy, you laugh with him and not go, well.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember there was a date who was gonna take Meadow Soprano to see Aida on Broadway. And Edie Falco says, yeah, this boy's coming over and taking Meadow. Meadow's Meadow to see I Eater. And Jonas Brown goes, I Eater. No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the grand march for my eater.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that.

[Chick McGee]

That song that comes out you like a big march. You know they. When they walk down in the parade. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when that guy, one of the other gangsters picks on Meadow at dinner and tells Tony about it accidentally And Tony looks at her and goes. What else did he say?

[Pat Godwin]

That did not go well.

[Tom Griswold]

Curb stomp.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in the. Oh, in the movie Moonraker.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a silly one, but I like it.

[Christy Lee]

I had a dog named Moonraker once. Named after the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well that's. Don't take this the wrong way, stupid.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't name the so called Bond girl in that one was named Holly Goodhead. Again, again. The subtlety of. You know.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Pat Godwin]

Who was the Bond on that one?

[Josh Arnold]

That's Roger Moore.

[Chick McGee]

Moonraker. Yeah, it was played.

[Jess Hooker]

How many Bond movies are there?

[Pat Godwin]

Too many.

[Josh Arnold]

20 something.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it really?

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yikes. 15 girls and they've kind of lost their sense of humor. There was kind of a tongue in cheek. Right, right thing going on there.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they got a big laugh in the last one with the guy in the motorcycle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the. The villain. He was the eye or something.

[Pat Godwin]

I never laughed so hard.

[Tom Griswold]

You watch that. Don't try not to laugh when he looks toward the camera with his eye. See?

[Pat Godwin]

Have you seen.

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't seen it either.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious. It's really stupid.

[Pat Godwin]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Diana Rigg was the woman in the. George Lazenby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

James.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a lot of hot women in that one. He goes to like this chalet or something and it's just hot chicks. It is. It's crazy hot chick chalet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's where Bond's supposed to go when you go.

[Pat Godwin]

When you go to Vail. Is the chalet full of hot chicks? Yeah, it's a chalet, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that why you like.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Being so much?

[Chick McGee]

You're the dust clerk. Your name is plenty O Snachola. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't know when to put it.

[Tom Griswold]

Just wanted to say. He just wanted to say snatch. But he thought no, I can't stop there.

[Pat Godwin]

I gotta add a ola to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ola.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll save the Latin snatch.

[Chick McGee]

Those. That name would. Is no worse than any of these stupid. James.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one.

[Josh Arnold]

Chesty jug jugsy cheeks. Esther.

[Pat Godwin]

Who was it? Esther.

[Josh Arnold]

Esther Howard. Look her up and see.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she play Ma Kettle at M. Kettle movies.

[Josh Arnold]

She was the Jack Elam of those of the female Esther.

[Christy Lee]

What's her last. Last name?

[Chick McGee]

Howard.

[Pat Godwin]

She's real.

[Chick McGee]

I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean it.

[Tom Griswold]

Leslie. Leslie Howard. Sexier than Esther Howard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's not. She's not pretty.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe at one time she was, though.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, you be the judge.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, she's an uggie, but again.

[Josh Arnold]

But a great character actor.

[Pat Godwin]

Too beefy.

[Christy Lee]

Too beefy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

She died in 65. It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Paris. Paris Carver.

[Josh Arnold]

Paris Carver.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is. That does that. I don't even get the joke if there is one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe there weren't jokes. I don't know. No, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Paris.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. My name's Anal Entrance.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that. Is that just that Bond look right at the camera?

[Christy Lee]

I think we're done here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That is. I mean, galore.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely no subtlety.

[Pat Godwin]

No brown finger.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. And here we go. That's the James Bond core. Yeah, that's pretty cool to have your own chord.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we went on all morning about that one day.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a good chord.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like your own chord?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm not sure what a chord is, but. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. When we come back, you can create a chord for the chickster if you want. What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry. We have. We have news coming up. Yes, get to the bottom of that. Floating hooters on the Ohio River. River. Apparently floating away. We'll find out what's going on here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Q95 on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

Don't, don't. Don't introduce them by their real names. Give them James Bond type names. Christy Lee is Anissa Snatchola.

[Christy Lee]

Careful.

[Chick McGee]

A Mona. Mona Lot.

[Christy Lee]

Mona Lot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Like that one. Moan a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Not terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Hairy Fever.

[Pat Godwin]

Harry Fever.

[Josh Arnold]

Godwin's.

[Tom Griswold]

There a fever.

[Pat Godwin]

Hairy fever. Try again.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, Jess Hooker. Oh, there.

[Josh Arnold]

How about Misty Squirts?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice. That is nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm surprised they didn't use that.

[Chick McGee]

Cherry Poppins.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's over there. That's Leslie Howard. Hi. Lars Blackman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Are we now James Bond villains?

[Pat Godwin]

We could be. You are.

[Tom Griswold]

I was naming Ace Cosby Lars Blackman. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My name's Ben.

[Tom Griswold]

Over.

[Josh Arnold]

Ben Over.

[Tom Griswold]

Ben Dover.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't take that prison a whole nother genre.

[Josh Arnold]

The first Bond guy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Love is love.

[Chick McGee]

How about the Jeff Bozos?

[Tom Griswold]

Jameson's new movie, the Rainbow Incident? How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Is it okay? Well, we were discussing the.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that man from uncle. Everything was an affair. Yes, the Paris Affair. That was the name of the episode something affair.

[Chick McGee]

Now we have Chick McGee at the sports desk. We're talking about for some reason. Oh, was. It was in today in history. James Bond Bond news because Sean Connery was born in the state. The late great.

[Tom Griswold]

The dog Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the all time greats.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Cool. Saw him in person.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

In the Bahamas. He lived down there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Chick McGee]

And he saved Pat Godwin's life.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Indeed. My dad was in a movie with him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Molly McGuire's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My dad is one line.

[Chick McGee]

What's his line?

[Pat Godwin]

Here's your pay. Here's your check. Something like that. Here's your money for.

[Chick McGee]

For the.

[Pat Godwin]

He was called the Ledgerman. He paid everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought his only line was this won't suck itself. Isn't that. Wasn't that the actual.

[Josh Arnold]

They did change.

[Pat Godwin]

That was one of his many lies.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine walking up to Sean Connery and saying, what are you doing? This won't suck it. You think he would just. One punch.

[Tom Griswold]

He would just walk away. Did you remember he was on Letterman? He came in. In a sky. A jet pack. Remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

They lowered him to the stage.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't he a milk man in Scotland?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

He was a weightlifting guy. He was a Mr. Scotland or something.

[Josh Arnold]

The Scottish women. When the milkman would come. It was a young Sean Connory.

[Jess Hooker]

They're just lined up at their windows.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a time to check in with Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

The Kentucky Hooters was spotted floating down the Ohio River. WLWT Channel 5 in Cincinnati reports the restaurant, which was previously located in Newport, had closed its doors for good earlier this summer. Last week, however, some onlookers got a final look as the restaurant was loaded onto a barge and floated down the river.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

It is unclear where the restaurant was headed.

[Chick McGee]

That's like a really sad wet T shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Believe it may be on its way to a scrap yard down river.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what they serve at that? Hooters on the river?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Water wings. Isn't that cute? One for the kids on the way.

[Christy Lee]

To school after all the talk we've had. Bond girls.

[Chick McGee]

Hooters float.

[Josh Arnold]

Water wing.

[Chick McGee]

So it wasn't one of those floating restaurants then? No, I just assumed it was one of the floating restaurants. They were going to move it down river.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

There it goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it looks weird. I mean, that's the whole area. Yeah, they're all intact. And they could have let the waitresses off.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they got off.

[Chick McGee]

There's a. There's a boat of divorced guys following it. Want to. Want the waitresses to flash them.

[Christy Lee]

You have a song.

[Chick McGee]

Are they. Are they all closing?

[Christy Lee]

They all closed, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I think. Didn't all Hooters close all?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, oddly enough, Hogan invested.

[Tom Griswold]

Hogan.

[Chick McGee]

Hulk Hogan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

His beer kind of. They started doing some sort of co op or something. I don't know what's going to happen.

[Chick McGee]

With that now, but you have a. This is a tribute to the Hooters.

[Pat Godwin]

Kentucky Hooters was fine, but they took it away. I love the wings and the clams and of course, DNA. Oh, I'm going to miss her. She's on a barge down by the river. Kentucky Hooters could almost see Cooters. Or in shorts and libations and breast augmentation. She's rolling down the river to the scrapyard. Up restaurant, it's called. This is gonna be hard. I bet they made great tips. Sometimes you'd catch a nip at Kentucky Hooters. Gone are the nachos and the fish tacos.

[Chick McGee]

Goodbye. Just keep playing. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Coaches, are you ready for some football Encore.

[Chick McGee]

More.

[Christy Lee]

Not a Hooters closure, right, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

You see, I paused and a growling and a Sniffing. I'll see my way out.

[Chick McGee]

Are we back?

[Josh Arnold]

Just now.

[Christy Lee]

We're back.

[Josh Arnold]

The wood. Worst place to call.

[Chick McGee]

Gatri in the smokey the bear song that wasn't. I can't wait to see the video.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you lean into the mic every time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't have said it louder.

[Chick McGee]

Just for a certain. Certain words you've got. You got to go through. The whole world has got.

[Pat Godwin]

Text from Kessler. Drug tested again.

[Josh Arnold]

I also love that the word before it was goodbye. It's like some angry farewell.

[Pat Godwin]

I made a mistake and I faltered. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what was the joke? We're gonna pretend we. We're gonna pretend we're going with you.

[Pat Godwin]

Goodbye, Kentucky Hooters.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, the. This is based on the fact that they're. Apparently the Hooters restaurant in Kentucky's floating down the river. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Not all of them did close.

[Chick McGee]

Why wouldn't they just bulldoze it? Why would they save the structure? Are they going to reopen it as a restaurant?

[Tom Griswold]

You know how much the Hooters cost to build?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it was partially floating already. Like it was on.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of seems like one of those deck. It seems like a lake building.

[Jess Hooker]

It looks Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember McDonald's had one on the Mississippi river in St. Louis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It was an actual.

[Chick McGee]

Like, they're floating restaurants.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, we'll find out. So there are Hooters still open?

[Christy Lee]

There are still some Hooters open. Yeah. They come close. 30 of their job open.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I've said it, but not that pl. My goodness.

[Jess Hooker]

Of all the words you've had to beep. Have you ever had to beep that one before?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No one's ever been that stupid.

[Pat Godwin]

The last time I did it, what, five years ago with the F word.

[Josh Arnold]

And I felt horrible.

[Pat Godwin]

This is going to last a week.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that word. The way it said is largely defendable. I think I.

[Chick McGee]

It was clearly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He was not doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. The way you pronounced it was a little bit off.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It was just a bad place to take a breath.

[Chick McGee]

Right. More of. You really wanted more of a cat.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes it is a bad place.

[Tom Griswold]

Possibly Stop. Possibly. It can talk.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But also, you got to really get the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's an en.

[Pat Godwin]

Believe me, aware of everything I did wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Song rhyme is with Ben, not with fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Bentucky, not bontucky.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes. Okay. Really amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Should I go in the other room for about A year.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really something.

[Josh Arnold]

If it were somebody else that had done it, though, you'd still be on the ground. Yes, because that's like. That's like your favorite thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I wish it was someone else.

[Chick McGee]

See, like, if Haywood did it, we'd know it would be an innocent error.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, mine was an innocent error.

[Josh Arnold]

It was for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but with you, you don't ever know. With Heywood, you know for sure it was just a mistake.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, I did that on purpose.

[Josh Arnold]

We know you didn't. You could.

[Chick McGee]

Would you go to a restaurant called Bun Tuckies?

[Jess Hooker]

What do they serve?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's everything to be in a bun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a bakery dinner. Yeah, I go fresh Bun Tucky.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Tuna sandwiches. Oh, no. Sorry about that. I. Maybe we should move on to another story.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, boy, my head hurts.

[Chick McGee]

The late Hulk Hogan had.

[Christy Lee]

He was investing in Hooters.

[Chick McGee]

He partnered with Hooters with his Real American beer brand. I don't know what they're gonna do with that now, but.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, let's move on.

[Josh Arnold]

Hooters has a chicken sandwich that is absolutely grade A.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Grade A smothered chicken sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they smother it.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet cheese and with panties.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? What is that old joke? You want some cotton underwear? Underwear. Tube steak. Tube steak. Smothered in underwear. Tom, you want a little. Want any of that? Nod your head yes.

[Chick McGee]

I just. I. Christy, do you have any other topic over there? We could move on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Something clean and friendly.

[Christy Lee]

This isn't clean or friendly. Authorities in England say a growing interest in the macabre is at the heart of resurgence and grave robbery.

[Jess Hooker]

This is.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Guardian. There have been multiple reports in recent years of people stealing human remains from crypts and graveyards. The buying and selling of skulls and bones often falls into a legal gray area. And officials are seeing a substantial increase in sales. Dame Sue Black, one of the UK's leading forensic scientists. Scientists. Is calling for a crackdown on the trade in human remains.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, I mean, there. They interview some guy at this store, and the guy's super creepy looking. Facial tattoos. He's got, like, braided beard and super creepy weird hat on. And he's selling. You know, you can actually. You can buy an actual hand at a secondhand store now. It's. It's creepy. And they've got human skulls and.

[Christy Lee]

And that's legal, apparently, in England.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like they say, it's a gray area. This guy is Mr. Scragg wearing. They quote him he's wearing a shabby bowler hat, his tribal style face tattoos, and a ginger beard descending into three pendulous dreadlocks.

[Christy Lee]

That is descriptive.

[Chick McGee]

But he's selling the parts of death people. Oh, and you think he's weird. Oh, no, that's ghoulish. Yeah, that this is really. Do they have to. I guess the ones that are above ground would be easier to access than the ones you'd have to dig up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But I. Boy, they've got to be heavy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do they. Do caskets have locks?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. You're gonna have a key to get it?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm. I'm asking. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they do.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

Grave robbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably put me down as I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Can you. Can you go to the hardware store and get a couple of keys?

[Tom Griswold]

If you got the original, a wire.

[Josh Arnold]

Hanger will kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll usually kick it open.

[Josh Arnold]

Or credit cards.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do funeral homes try to upsell you? The club. Is there one of those for caskets?

[Tom Griswold]

The casket club.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the anti theft device for.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen one of those lately?

[Jess Hooker]

They're coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

They say.

[Chick McGee]

I just saw one on a extraordinarily expensive car.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Because oddly, it's getting easier to break into cars.

[Chick McGee]

And I saw one on a Range Rover.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the club.

[Tom Griswold]

They're probably an app to be able to start your car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently a casket has a cranking mechanism that locks at the foot end of the casket.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it had. They have little. A tubular insert.

[Chick McGee]

You can put the name.

[Tom Griswold]

Names and things and names.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

How do they know which end the feeder on?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the shorter opening is the head.

[Chick McGee]

What if it's. What if it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think they.

[Chick McGee]

What if it's. What if it's not a coop. What if it's just one of the. What if it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't make convertible caskets.

[Chick McGee]

What if it's just the one lid?

[Josh Arnold]

The solid lid, as opposed.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's a closed casket.

[Chick McGee]

Do they put like a little foot to the bottom?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I think it's called a couch and a half couch. A half couch.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, how do they know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe they're marked and.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a tradition? Are you supposed to take them out of the church feet first? Head. These are all fair questions.

[Pat Godwin]

That's head first.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we carry ours on our shoulders? Like tradition. Yeah. English.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. And kind of are your hands crossed.

[Tom Griswold]

And they walk all the way to the cemetery?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But we'll answer all these questions coming up at some point.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Another uplifting topic coming up.

[Chick McGee]

We got a lady arrested dressed in a hot dog suit, and we'll find out maybe why. And this is an important story coming up. The risk of injury during intimate moments. We got some doctors weighing in on what can go wrong in the bedroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

God, I hope not.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

This sound like I'm in a helicopter. Let's go check in.

[Josh Arnold]

What's Chick doing up in a helicopter?

[Tom Griswold]

Check in with Chris Lee at the Silac Insurance.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember when a couple of radio stations got caught? They had a fake helicopter guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They pretended. The guy, the traffic guy, they pretend he was in the air and he wasn't. They, they, they got fined in the air.

[Tom Griswold]

With the latest driving information, we got the Josh Island.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Brian, I got donuts of you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Ham and the copter. Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

On probation, there's Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

My. When my dad would ride in the helicopters in Vietnam, he said he, he always wanted to be. He was more comfortable being the guy with his legs kind of off, you know, with the door open, sitting. And I'm the exact same way. I don't know if I get it from him, but why did he, why.

[Chick McGee]

Was he more comfortable sitting with.

[Josh Arnold]

I also would feel if I were sitting between a bunch of guys in a helicopter, I would be way more freaked out than sitting at the. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you claustrophobic?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe a little bit. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't care. Sitting in a, anywhere but on an aisle. I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The bright in the middle of a row.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but. Well, our next flight to Austin, Mr. McGee, understand you want to sit with the door open with your legs dangling out. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Being shot at.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just gonna ask, would you guys do possibly.

[Chick McGee]

No. You, you know, were they strapped in?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. No, no. When it lands, they hop out. Yeah, I, I think it's like everything. I think you'd get used to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Really brave to be sitting there with.

[Tom Griswold]

Or used to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta be very. That takes courage.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's been up in a helicopter? I have everybody. But have you. Jess is not.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I have been in a helicopter.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It takes some getting used to. I was in what, what's the one with a big bubble?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a. Oh, like the mash helicopter.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a whirly bird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that. Where I was in one of those ones. And you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's A helicopter tunnel and you can.

[Chick McGee]

Look down and it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

You're going. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

It's like. It's like those bridges that are made of glass. Yeah, it's. I was really having trouble.

[Christy Lee]

I did that in the Keys and you could see the sharks all along the shore.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I'd want to. If I'm doing it, I want to be able to see.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Tom, your fear of sharks, have you seen the shark sightings in Maine?

[Christy Lee]

Our way up in Maine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You're on top of that, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially since a member of our staff is currently. There.

[Chick McGee]

There.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's back, but he's sick. I wonder if he got bit by a shark.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait. Wouldn't it be great if he walked in, only had one leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it. Wouldn't it be great if someone we've worked with for.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Over 20 years, maybe 30. Only.

[Chick McGee]

Only if it was eaten. Maybe just a 29.

[Josh Arnold]

29.

[Chick McGee]

Eaten off by a shark. I mean, not like some, you know, sad diabetes thing with a foot loss. Just more of a shark bite.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a shark bite his foot off. Wouldn't that be great?

[Chick McGee]

We can give him a new nickname, call him Peg.

[Josh Arnold]

Come back to you. Realize his Starbucks runs would be a little slower than they.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Let's have someone else.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to hand.

[Chick McGee]

So just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ch. Bite his hand off.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm sorry, we're completely off the topic. I'm just making this list of words Godwin's not allowed to use use anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're not going to talk the rest of the week, are you?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a little nervous right now.

[Chick McGee]

Anything that starts, anything that starts with F. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

C. Any hard consonant I say stay away from.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't even want to say consonant.

[Chick McGee]

And again. That's right on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah, I could say consonant. I'm a pro.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. The lady.

[Tom Griswold]

My country tis of thee.

[Chick McGee]

The lady in the stripes is Christy Lee. She is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Police in St. Petersburg, Florida say a woman dressed in a hot dog costume was arrested after covering a neighbor's vehicle with toilet paper. You'd have thought she'd use mustard. The 48 year old Marcia Morgan became angry when a neighbor parked near her yard. Officers say she was intoxicated and uncooperative when they arrived. This happened Monday afternoon around 4 in the afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now stop right there. You're drunk. Four in the Afternoon on a Monday.

[Christy Lee]

Heck, yeah, man. That's a good Monday.

[Chick McGee]

And you're wearing a hot dog costume.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She was red Hot.

[Pat Godwin]

My gal is red hot.

[Tom Griswold]

You think she's wearing that hot dog costume, smothered in underwear. You think that.

[Chick McGee]

No. Pat, you were going to sing. I love that song.

[Pat Godwin]

I love this song.

[Chick McGee]

My G is Red Hot, you know, wrote that. Gal Ain't Doodly squat.

[Pat Godwin]

Robert Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what song.

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

When you guys were growing up, were they called Red Hots?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, really? Really. Really. How old?

[Josh Arnold]

That was like the twenties.

[Tom Griswold]

How old?

[Chick McGee]

There was a candy called Red Hots.

[Josh Arnold]

No. When hot dogs were called Red Hots.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot dogs were called.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your red Hots here. Red Hots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We didn't go to the baseball game without our hats. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Morgan was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. The next day, she pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor charges in order to pay a $550 fine or complete community service at $13 an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Does it say why?

[Christy Lee]

Officials offered no explanation. Tom, for what? Ms. Morgan was wearing the hot dog costume during the incident.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not doing a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Are you playing that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I am sorry. I want to play. I want to play this for Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

My gal is red hot. Your gal a doodle.

[Chick McGee]

Ever hear this?

[Christy Lee]

No, but I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

In a barn dance and sinners.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard it and I don't want to hear it again.

[Chick McGee]

Robert Gordon.

[Josh Arnold]

I love.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way. I'll say it publicly. Doesn't Ryan Coogler know we already made Dustel Dawn? Isn't that a. Is that a thing or. Okay, sorry, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

First half of that movie is great. I liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like music. I love that. What would you. What's.

[Christy Lee]

I like that music?

[Jess Hooker]

It feels rockabilly, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it does. Robert.

[Pat Godwin]

Robert Gordon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's like before rockabilly.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say. I would say awkward. White.

[Chick McGee]

That was. That's a paint. That's a. I think that was in the 70s. That's a remake of a classic.

[Pat Godwin]

It's an all blues song by Robert Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

I would rather hear Robert Johnson's version.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a late version. Okay, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

That's crazy. That.

[Chick McGee]

That I'm trying to find. I can't find that one.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

What was the. What was the movie where they were doing the swing dancing?

[Josh Arnold]

Loose swing kids.

[Christy Lee]

Swingers.

[Chick McGee]

Swingers. Is that the one with no Wait a minute. What's the one where they. I'm forgetting.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like big, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Is that who they see?

[Christy Lee]

I love that band.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're. They're on stage doing it. But that's. That's got that kind of feel like a Gap commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Brian Setzer.

[Tom Griswold]

None of these boys was having any feeling.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was. That was sort of semi hit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was not a hit. Where was that, where was that a hit?

[Chick McGee]

On the radio. Huh?

[Christy Lee]

If that on your grandpa's radio, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was like 78 or something. Today in white music. Okay, sorry. We'll have to do some homework after.

[Josh Arnold]

Our tribute to Frankie Yanko.

[Tom Griswold]

Vic, it's your gal. Eight doodly squad.

[Chick McGee]

I blame Godwin. He started singing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Good golly Miss Molly.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, thank you very much. What's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee, your summer Persona. We have breaking male members and do you read for pleasure? We'll talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very often.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't own a television.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I do, but if I have after I have to plug it in.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sir, special events appointment tv.

[Chick McGee]

Do you read books?

[Josh Arnold]

I read many, many books.

[Tom Griswold]

Many, many leather bound books.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, heavy tomes.

[Pat Godwin]

Toma day.

[Chick McGee]

Now that's all coming up here from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

H.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy hell. Get that mic away from me. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Yeah, I think you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's J Boss.

[Josh Arnold]

You've never done.

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard of Bob Hope impersonation. Do you've heard Josh's. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank Go Riley Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, give us your best Bob Hope. Can anybody do a Bob Hope?

[Tom Griswold]

Ain't that wild? You know who's Dave Thomas is Great.

[Josh Arnold]

That is great. It's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's really understated.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but he's been gone for a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave Thomas died.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, not a lot of demand for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you. No, there sure isn't. Gene Autry, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be. Would you be the, the beacon of.

[Christy Lee]

Nowhere to be so jealous.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Godwin's responsible for this argument that we got into about this song. And I think this is the version you've heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick My G is red Hot. Your G? I've never heard the song. If I had, I would have turned it off.

[Christy Lee]

Who does this?

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that?

[Chick McGee]

This is Robert Gordon. No, this is the, this is, that's, that's the Billy Lee Riley and the Little Green Men version.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

But it's a good song.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I like it. I, I, I'm a fan of the, that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

And that Robert Gordon remake of it is really good too. I, I wanted to see if it had hit the charts. It, that's Robert Gordon with the great link Ray on guitar. Oh, I like and it did not chart. I'm sorry. It said it. I don't know how I ever heard it, but it's, it's got a lot of play. It says on college radio, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe that's collage radio.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Yeah, it did not break into the Billboard Hot 100, but it's still a good song, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. I, I'm, but I'm a fan of that kind of sound.

[Chick McGee]

It's cool stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I don't like the faux big band. I don't care. Why not? I don't know. I just don't like it.

[Chick McGee]

It's, it's swinging and all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's okay. Isn't it okay for me not to like. I mean, I can think of all actor I can act like I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you jitterbug?

[Tom Griswold]

I certainly do. You do at least three states to jitterbug.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good question, Pat. Are you a dancer? Have you ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Have I ever danced?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I mean, are you. Have you ever considered yourself much of.

[Tom Griswold]

A. I've never, I'm not even a mover.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you asked a girl to dance at a dance?

[Tom Griswold]

Have I. No, that has never happened.

[Chick McGee]

No, but you came up during the disco era. You were out there with your choker and your, your disco shoes and leisure suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Cocaine.

[Josh Arnold]

Farmer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that didn't happen. I do, I do like Fame by David Bowie. That's a good song.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the original.

[Josh Arnold]

Great song to do. Cocaine too. The whole Bowie catalog. Really, really ripe for coke.

[Tom Griswold]

And then when he does the whop whop, you sniff up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom won't like this because it's got a Big intro.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this is such a big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Coming up this morning we got traffic and weather together. Brought to you by Pat Godwin's pronunciation school. Remember, don't pause between a two syllable.

[Chick McGee]

Word, especially if the word is Kentucky or country.

[Pat Godwin]

Just Continental Airlines, the whole word.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop.

[Christy Lee]

Don't talk anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Is this Stevie Rayon on guitar?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Rogers.

[Chick McGee]

And this is.

[Tom Griswold]

And Luther Ras back up vocals.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if songs get much cooler.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is me on drums.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's nice. This is a good warning, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Now have you seen the.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you do this, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're right. You can't dance.

[Jess Hooker]

Now we know why you don't.

[Christy Lee]

You're bumping, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

You move.

[Chick McGee]

You move like a man trying to avoid a train coming at you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm bumping.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God. There's a train about to run over that man. Look at him move. Oh, okay, you can kill that. Well, have you seen the Devo documentary?

[Josh Arnold]

It's out.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a lined up Netflix.

[Chick McGee]

It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

I was watching the Dallas Cowboys.

[Chick McGee]

I was watching the Dallas Cowboys if you're the. The great band Devo and it's. They're a lot deeper than you think and it's a really well developed on.

[Christy Lee]

Mark Mother's one of the most interesting people.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all like marketing whizzes or something. That's where that all happened.

[Jess Hooker]

Those the guys with the hats. The red hats.

[Christy Lee]

They were rip it good.

[Chick McGee]

Really clever and I can't get my. No fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They're fun and I can't get no.

[Josh Arnold]

Just remember they are not men.

[Chick McGee]

There's a really funny scene with David Bowie.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the documentary They're a little man. Christy, have you seen it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The David Bowie scenes. Because you can tell Bowie's about to startled. I didn't think he had much of a sense of humor but you can tell he's about to start laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

You've not seen extras with that's the.

[Josh Arnold]

Greatest Fat man apparently like Bowie was hilarious and really? Yeah. Conan o' Brien said he was really, really funny.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it is good to know.

[Chick McGee]

The Devo thing is it's. I think it's on Netflix.

[Josh Arnold]

I look forward to seeing it. There have always been one of my favorites.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Now we have Christy Lee over there. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. And what do you got going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

About 1 in 175,000 men suffer a penile fracture with research.

[Tom Griswold]

What were the numbers again?

[Christy Lee]

1 in 175,000.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so you take like four football stadiums. One guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, this is good. This is good news.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want it to happen to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Put me on the list. I say one. One is too many.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Research shows that these accidents are more common in the summer and on weekends, however.

[Chick McGee]

Now do you want to weigh in on why that would be the term?

[Christy Lee]

Because you're having more sex in the summer and on weekends.

[Tom Griswold]

The term broke. Mother. That's pretty funny.

[Josh Arnold]

It is funny.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Are you just doing that? Is this anecdotal or is there.

[Christy Lee]

You think you have more sex on the weekends? Who.

[Jess Hooker]

Who are you talking weekends?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I would think sex.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember, Tom is the one who has sex so infrequently. We all know when he does have sex.

[Pat Godwin]

The night of the yellow moon.

[Chick McGee]

It's infrequently. I'll tell you what. In frequently. Go.

[Josh Arnold]

Attaboy.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. I think it's also more common in the summer because people are dressed scantily.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fair.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, this is. This isn't. This isn't science. This is your just anecdotal research.

[Christy Lee]

I'm reading it. It says more accidents are common in summer and on weekends.

[Chick McGee]

But is that because people are having more sex or they're just more careless in the. The summer?

[Jess Hooker]

Is this fracture only bisexual activity or other activity?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Doctors are warning.

[Chick McGee]

I hope it's not by chopping wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, or jumping off diving boards.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fair question.

[Christy Lee]

That three specific sexual positions are more likely to result in a rare but serious injury to the male member.

[Chick McGee]

Guy on guy.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Because you.

[Josh Arnold]

You double the chances of a penis being hurt in that instance.

[Chick McGee]

That's the kind of math I like. Thank you, Josh, for justifying.

[Christy Lee]

I have a question. Why is an orthopedic spine surgeon weighing in on this?

[Chick McGee]

Because it's a bone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not a bone.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean all these years a penis is filled with vertebrae?

[Christy Lee]

You should be a urologist. I don't trust this.

[Josh Arnold]

The penis is like a stegosaurus's tail. It's very. Just tiny bones all the way to the tip.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Michael Girling told the New York Post a penile fracture can occur in any. Any position. But most commonly associated with three doggy, missionary and man on top. Woman on top. Position.

[Josh Arnold]

Man on top. Woman on top.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody's effing.

[Christy Lee]

Missionary position. With man on top.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I. Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

What about woman in bed?

[Pat Godwin]

How about guy making sandwich, woman asleep?

[Chick McGee]

I like man in one stall, woman on the other side of glory hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Woman on phone.

[Chick McGee]

Woman with hammer.

[Josh Arnold]

Woman on couch, man on business trip.

[Christy Lee]

Is a missionary position always man on top?

[Josh Arnold]

Typically, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Why do I have to specify that? And then of course, I'm embarrassed because.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know any other position the one should suspect now.

[Chick McGee]

But the weird thing about the words missionary position, the missionaries never got any right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's got to be something to do. I've always assumed they would teach people.

[Chick McGee]

How to do it right.

[Josh Arnold]

But I've always assumed it was a position that missionaries would get into during some sort of. This is total conjecture on my part. I don't think it's in some sort of prayer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't think it's connected.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think there was something that missionaries didn't get face down on the ground to pray at some point?

[Chick McGee]

No. I thought it was because they were instructing the peoples that they were, in theory, trying to.

[Pat Godwin]

No one convert instruction to have sex?

[Chick McGee]

No, but they were. They were probably telling him, you can't do it that way. This is the way God wants you to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

And then they'd say. Then they would say, this is the way my buddy Fred does it to me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the way.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Gerlig explained that the injury typically results when a forceful thrust misses its mark and imperial backs the pelvic bone.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Causing trauma to the male anatomy.

[Chick McGee]

And this is why every male member has a helmet.

[Christy Lee]

To reduce the risk of injury, he recommends stretching before intercourse.

[Chick McGee]

Stretching? Stretching.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

And maintaining regular core strengthening routine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so he's. He means like Pilates or something.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've got to go get in the reformer for 20 minutes. Hold that thought.

[Christy Lee]

Awareness and communication between partners can also help prevent the need for surgical repair.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, your explanation is. The widely regarded explanation.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That missionaries promoted face to face is.

[Tom Griswold]

That I saw missionaries. I thought missionaries showed up and did it and the native saw them and they copied it.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's also considered a myth. So many people are saying. That's not actually why I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always. Everything begins and ends with doggy style, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, because it's. That's the natural. Right.

[Chick McGee]

But how do gorillas do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Doggy stuff. Doggy or gorilla style. I don't know, but from behind. Or gorilla and tree.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I'm writing this down. The Gorillas in the male or the female gorilla?

[Tom Griswold]

Male gorilla in tree.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, where's the lady gorilla?

[Tom Griswold]

On a business trip.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now that. That explains it.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't get any funny.

[Chick McGee]

So they're saying, what were the three positions that they approve of? Now? The most dangerous, the most doggy style.

[Christy Lee]

Missionary and cowgirl.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are the three go to's.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are the only ones I. What others are there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you got your side sex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Standing wheelbarrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got your pile driver.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Pile driver. I forgot the pile driver way.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never. I think you have to be.

[Chick McGee]

As your attorney, I advise you to.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut the cement mixer.

[Josh Arnold]

The pile driver. I think you have to be of a certain athletic build. Not a lot of fat guys doing the pile driver.

[Chick McGee]

Well, pile driver. Oh, well.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I don't want to talk. I could tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Donna, we can't do it tonight. I fractured my love pole. It's pointing toward Branson.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, whatever position it is, make sure your compound is secure with Simply Save.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. When we come back, we'll update you on. On safety in the bedroom. Also, we have something else. Oh, I'm sorry. It's. I want to. It's. It's the summer Persona.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a different. Are you a different person in the summer? We're gonna find out. We're gonna find you. Thank you very much. That's all. This is all very helpful. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance News. Des.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Just reading about this male member fracturing episodes here. They refer to it as a broken. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I am trying to find some photographs.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Photographs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it would appear that no one wants to sign anybody's cast.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. They've got it a little awkward.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't think you can do anything for it.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a Sharpie.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you guys know anyone that this has happened to?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not. No.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you do. Yeah, I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Pat, do you know anybody with a broke.

[Pat Godwin]

I know a friend of Tom's.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it? Once that happens it's never really.

[Josh Arnold]

I say that like the scar tissue.

[Tom Griswold]

Can make it go left.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Something like that. But I don't know. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that's the case.

[Jess Hooker]

Did your friend break his during sex?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I was gonna say. I'm trying to think. What's the guy's name? Dennis Rodman. Remember? He famously. I think he's done it a couple times. He was in the news a few years ago for this.

[Tom Griswold]

For breaking it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a guy. Yeah. So who knows to be careful out there. And you might want to read about what's safe once again. That's why it's got a helmet on it. Now. Christy Lee has gone off to some kind of breakfast. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a meeting Haunting women. International.

[Pat Godwin]

Society.

[Chick McGee]

So I can. Did she give you the story about the summer Persona?

[Jess Hooker]

She did. A new survey shows that most young women are embracing something they call a summer Persona.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe it.

[Jess Hooker]

According to research commissioned by. By Jamba Juice.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Well. That's where I got the new. The Jamba Juice folks. They gave me the New Labor Statistics.

[Jess Hooker]

3 and 4. 3 and 4. Millennial and Gen Z women say they have a special identity that comes out in the warmer months.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you. What is this?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about it? You're the woman.

[Jess Hooker]

It makes me really embarrassed to be a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think they're talking about? Talking about?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's just. Let's see. More than 90% believe this Persona reflects their truest self. Six and ten women say that they coordinate their outfits to match their seasonal personality.

[Chick McGee]

No. They coordinate their outfits because it's hot outside.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. The most. But here's where. Now that. Now we have labels. Okay. We have. Yeah. The most popular Personas include Grandma Core, which celebrates vintage and cozy simplicity.

[Chick McGee]

There's no one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Ready? Coastal Cowgirl, which blends western style with a beachy vibe.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

Pilates Princess focuses on wellness and daily routines. And the Tomato Girl, inspired by Mediterranean food, fashion, and romance. This is very, very social media driven. So if you have, like, say you follow a certain. Like, I. I follow a lot of cooking things. There are women that would be tomato girls because they wear the. They wear the. The floral Italian dress and they're in their kitchen and they're cooking with fresh ingredients. Like that's a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

So it actually kind of fits their.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it does. Because that's what I enjoy. I watch and so it's like, oh, okay, I like her. She's wearing a cute outfit. I'm gonna be inspired by that or whatever. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's just one of those things that. It's a thing, but not really. Like, there are people out there that.

[Jess Hooker]

I think this is no different than your personality any other time. You know what I mean? Like, if you. If you dress like a cozy grandma, you're probably always dressing like a cozy.

[Josh Arnold]

We're finding lately in the news, though, it's, hey, this is the newest trend. And then if you kind of go deeper, it's like, oh, for 12 people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But I think this is. I think this is common women. Like the coastal cowgirl thing. Yeah. Probably women in Nashville or Austin or those types of places where the western vibe is popular right now. It's gonna lean beachy in the summer.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Does that make sense?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is like a Cosmo intern was told to come up with four categories.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it does sound either that or.

[Josh Arnold]

It'S just a sphere that I am not at all.

[Jess Hooker]

I just think these are all types of women all the time.

[Chick McGee]

So would you be a tomato girl girl?

[Jess Hooker]

No, because I'm not very floral. I. There's not really a tomboy option. I don't know what I would be called, but I feel like I would fall in that category.

[Josh Arnold]

And you never were a cornflake girl. Little Tori Amos for that ass.

[Jess Hooker]

I love her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is. I don't know. I don't buy it.

[Jess Hooker]

Each identity also carries lifestyle patterns. Oh, God, it gets worse. Postal Cowgirls host the most. Most themed gatherings and indulge in the most summertime drinks.

[Tom Griswold]

My goodness. This is involved. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I am very detailed.

[Jess Hooker]

Pilates Princesses are the most disciplined, exercising about four, four times a week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do.

[Jess Hooker]

And reading more than any other group. Okay. Tomato girls, meanwhile, lead into food photography, constantly posting their online meals.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Researchers say the rise of seasonal Personas show shows just how much aesthetic identity shapes both leisure and lifestyle choices among young women today. Yeah, yeah, that's, that's rough.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if that's anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I, I agree. Now, Josh, you're an avid reader.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Big brain on Josh. You know, we don't read on this side. I never read a book in my life. Well, we know you can't talk.

[Josh Arnold]

I know earlier God knows what I said.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, do you currently have a, do you have a book on your bedside table?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. That Marcus only is Jabadubi.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're reading that. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Marcus Aurelius.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the, whatever his philosophies.

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty brilliant.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of quotes in there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. This article says that research shows that reading for pleasure has derived. Dropped a staggering 40% in the last 20 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

This is a study from the University of Florida and the University College in London. This isn't, this is in the United States. They say the drop has taken place. Reading is showing a quote sustained steady decline of about 3% each year.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Sad.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. This is from the journal Eye Science.

[Pat Godwin]

My Science.

[Chick McGee]

So I.

[Pat Godwin]

New history.

[Chick McGee]

I. Yikes. That's pretty scary. Is this because people does it? I think I know what you're going to say. Does that include reading on your phone?

[Tom Griswold]

No audiobooks.

[Chick McGee]

No audiobook reading. That counts as reading. It's the same thing. Someone's reading you a book. That's perfectly valid.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. It's. I always joke that it's not really reading. It is a different form and it really is great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if you, but if you pronounce it liberry, it's not if that.

[Pat Godwin]

I, Josh, said something great in the green room. This is not a joke that parents should read more so their kids see them reading.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think kids see what their parents do. And, and again, I, I, I'm not one to espouse parental advice because I don't have kids myself, but I do have theories on. You have two kids being a parent. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They read.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. My cats have been reading more since they see me reading all the time. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like the cat.

[Chick McGee]

The hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. My, my gravy. Is way into filth. All those Harlequin romances. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She likes the covers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she likes the, the, the, the crotch novels, as she calls them. I want more crotch novels. I'll go buy you some. Get ones with the cute guys on them.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You pervert.

[Chick McGee]

But I wonder, does this take into account people? Because they're online and they're online. Are they reading or are they just watching cat videos?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, reading online I think is very. Well, I'm not saying with. If you have an iPad and you're using a Kindle or that kind of thing. Yeah, but reading the, the crap, the articles and stuff, that's not.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys got to an article lately where it's like this is how long it's going to take you to read?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like an eight minute read. They all have, they all have that with the.

[Jess Hooker]

I, that, that's fairly new to me in the last couple months and it's just, it's really upsetting like that. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So your time is at a premium and you need to know how long this is going to take for me to read or I'm not going to read it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah. I'll cut and paste it real. So this is going to be 20 minutes. I'll read this later. I don't have time.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, it's time frame.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha. But what does bother me, and I've mentioned this 50 times already, is when you try to get a recipe and yeah, the first three pages are about taking a sled to grandma's house and blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to know how to make the pancakes.

[Jess Hooker]

I got it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I, I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

You know those come in a box, right?

[Josh Arnold]

They're pretty easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Some you don't mix, pour, eat water, just add water.

[Chick McGee]

Now Ms. Hooker mentioned something off the air I wanted to touch on. I haven't done it this summer, but we found this. There's a way to make homemade ice cream sandwiches.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And the beauty of this, instead of going buying a package of ice cream sandwiches for five bucks, you can spend.

[Tom Griswold]

$40 and have just as many ice cream sandwiches.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And a mess and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it's fun and wreck your kitchen. Yeah. You whip the stuff up and then you bake the sandwich part of it. And it's really fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you were saying there's another ice cream sandwich thing. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If you don't want to make the sandwich part, the cookie part of the ice Cream sandwich. You can use other pre made things. Like we talked about the Biscoff cookies before. You can do that. One that I saw recently was taking the brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And putting vanilla ice cream between the two of them and using that.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

We actually have all those things here right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Not to Josh. Josh doesn't care for brown sugar cinnamon pop Tarts. It's what flavor?

[Josh Arnold]

Strawberry or nothing.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you could take a strawberry pop tart and put vanilla ice cream and have an ice cream sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but that would. What I normally do to make an ice cream sandwich is I take vanilla ice cream and I put two ice cream sandwiches. I put vanilla ice cream between two ice creams.

[Chick McGee]

So it's like the Dagwood if you will of ice cream sandwiches.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is I remember when pop tarts came out when I was a kid and they had brown sugar pop tarts.

[Josh Arnold]

So that was one of the original flavors.

[Tom Griswold]

And I love those with no frosting though.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

No frosting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Brown sugar cinnamon frosted. And I. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a. The best day of my life. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did they have to figure out how to make it so that the. The frosting didn't melt and short circuit the toaster?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure they did.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So they have to put some kind of chemical in it to keep it from.

[Jess Hooker]

Some people butter their pop tarts.

[Josh Arnold]

I grew up doing that.

[Jess Hooker]

You did? Yeah. My brother did too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do that on occasion.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is great.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Okay. I believe you.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys butter your blueberry muffins?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we grew up doing that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Always what I. With a blueberry muffin is.

[Chick McGee]

I'll.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll put it in a microwave for 10 seconds again, get it out, put it on the plate, put some butter on it, and then right in the trash.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys butter your hot dogs? How about your steaks?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

We buttered everything.

[Tom Griswold]

What about your corn flakes?

[Chick McGee]

No, the butter. The. The butter steak thing is there's a couple places. There's a couple restaurants.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not bad. I don't have a.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's not bad. I actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Malone.

[Josh Arnold]

They asked for it with no butter when they do do that. Because I just want. I like eating animal flesh. I want to taste the death.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I want to go back one time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like blueberry muffins?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like blueberry in his.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What I don't know why I've never. I never cared for straw. I like strawberry.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like blueberries?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so nothing.

[Chick McGee]

What about marsh? What about maraschino cherries?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't care for maraschino cherries. Cherry or the country of maraschino. I don't care for either. Bing cherries. I've never had a bing cherry.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not that I'm aware of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. You serve them with the Hope cherry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On the road. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it goes back to my.

[Chick McGee]

So embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

My roots in central Ohio. I don't care anything for anything. I think cherry, I think Michigan, and I don't want anything to do with it.

[Pat Godwin]

And how about a mango, which is a green pepper?

[Chick McGee]

In Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

I like mango. Oh, green pepper. Yeah, that's what we called.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you think cherry? Think Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Because of traversal.

[Chick McGee]

Blah, blah, blah. Because cherries are red. Like Ohio State's colors.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing. Blue. Like blueberry. Yes. You don't even know how you're thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate blueberries.

[Chick McGee]

I know exactly why you feel that way. It's a shame you can't put it together.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad you're here to tell me what I'm thinking.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, right. Now you're going to tell me about my friends that want to help you out.

[Tom Griswold]

What are we doing?

[Chick McGee]

What are you going to do? The Silac Insurance what is an Annuity Quiz? The Silac Insurance news desk, usually occupied by Christy Lee, currently occupied by Ms. Hooker over there. You've been hearing about Silec, and you've been hearing about annuities from us. Probably still have some questions. You need to talk to the experts on annuities at the Silac Insurance Company. So we're going to do what I call the McGee 3. It's three questions. This is in the FAQ. Frequently asked questions to Silac. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about all of the Silac annuity choices. Choices. What is the Silac address for the Silac website?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tom, it's silac.ins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Very good, very good. Now this is something really interesting. How about this? A 20 bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. What's the phone number for that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, another easy question. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. £250. And then say bonus 20.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Very good. Last question. Chick Magee, would it be too much to ask you to read the SILAC disclaimer?

[Tom Griswold]

It would be impossible. You go right ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here we go. Consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or cash terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures. Thank you very much, Silac. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

Volkswagen.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about the James Bond movies because it's Sean Connect Connery's birthday today and the. The James. We went through a whole list of the. The James Bond. The ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

With the somewhat unfortunate names. In many cases galore. Whatever it was. Anita Tool. Really not very subtle. And I saw the newest Bond film. I guess they're still. They haven't announced the who they're casting.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted Idris Elba, but nobody else did, so.

[Chick McGee]

Although that was a big movement to get him to do.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried. Yeah, we tried.

[Jess Hooker]

You tried?

[Tom Griswold]

I tried.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was a big thing.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of people were trying as white.

[Tom Griswold]

See Brock. See Brock. Chick McGee calling Cubby Broccoli. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. He's deceased now.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I didn't return my call. That's a relief.

[Chick McGee]

Anita Bath. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that what we're doing new? We're coming up with Bond women.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What do you think? You have any good ideas for a Bond woman?

[Tom Griswold]

Not off the.

[Chick McGee]

They've stopped giving him the bad pun names. The last several Bond movies.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Anita Handy? Or Anita Anything, really. Anita just. Yeah, the mind boggles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it does. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I've got an update for you on the story. I don't know if you remember the.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

You can thank me for stopping that topic.

[Chick McGee]

The flight attendant. No, I was trying to find the story and I just found it. The flight attendant. Remember this guy? He was naked and he came out of the onboard toilet. He was on a British Airways flight.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you? Maybe now you can get somebody's nuts, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Coffee.

[Pat Godwin]

Tear me.

[Chick McGee]

It was a flight from California to London. Apparently he emerged from the bathroom naked, quote, agitated, sweating and babbling.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm agitated.

[Chick McGee]

And it was. He was described as being, according to this news account, naked and dancing in the business class lavatory.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, am I babbling?

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like I'm a babbling. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Those bathrooms are pretty small. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How many moves you could do? The 41 year old, according to the BBC, tested positive. Positive for meta amphetamine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the old system.

[Chick McGee]

And doesn't. Isn't that the one that often leads to the removal of clothes?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I think it's. I think it's. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, would you be upset if the flight attendant walked down the aisle naked?

[Josh Arnold]

What flight attendant? I guess it depends.

[Chick McGee]

Depends what? If he's got your pretzels at school.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm surprised they don't have a nude airline.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they did have.

[Pat Godwin]

They must have had one.

[Chick McGee]

They tried. They tried that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A nude airline similar to Continental.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had nothing. Didn't they have a smoker's airline at one point?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And that didn't. That didn't work either go very well.

[Jess Hooker]

Everybody smoked on planes when planes started.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, after smokers airline, you couldn't tell if it crashed or just landed all that.

[Tom Griswold]

Stick around for your headliner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't there an issue with a certain comedian that was on a private, private jet, Ron White? Well, I can't tell that story.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a story, Ron?

[Pat Godwin]

He tells it all the time.

[Chick McGee]

He tells it. Yeah. That he was. There was. There was allegedly some marijuana being smoked on the plane and it was seeping into the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Into the, to the. The cockpit.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a problem?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I would imagine. I don't see that as a.

[Josh Arnold]

Pilots.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the pilots were slightly. That.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, the pilots are, you know, what is it? Secondhand smoke?

[Jess Hooker]

Is that when the police were waiting for him when they landed?

[Pat Godwin]

That's correct.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

He tells it on a podcast.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, I didn't. I was not aware that he was telling that story out loud. He's very, very funny and I highly recommend him. Now you missed a couple of stories, Ms. Hooker today. I did, yeah. You didn't come in until halfway through the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Why was that?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't clock in on time. My bad, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember how old the oldest person was in the world?

[Jess Hooker]

112, 116.

[Chick McGee]

Ethel Caterham of Surrey, England.

[Jess Hooker]

I did see how pretty she was, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. She looks like I'm probably the brain.

[Chick McGee]

I was speculating based on the photograph. I'm guessing those are dentures. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if teeth last dentures.

[Pat Godwin]

Are too perfect looking. They were. They looked like they were her teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

They did look kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those are special.

[Jess Hooker]

She'd had them for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Those are special English dentures. They want them to look realistic. Yeah, realistic.

[Tom Griswold]

Like really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even the dentures, they absolutely show they're beaten up.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's like when you're seeing a movie and there's old cars in it. You don't want the cars to look all shiny and Right. You want to look kind of beat.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a new fashion trend is big. Bring back real teeth. Like all these celebrities that have caps and they said bring back real teeth. We want the gaps.

[Chick McGee]

Letterman always had that gap. Yeah, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who was the famous fashion model?

[Jess Hooker]

Kate Moss?

[Chick McGee]

Lauren Hutton. Was she the one that had a gap too? The gaffing her teeth?

[Pat Godwin]

Gumsy McCoy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, gumsy boy.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No one lit up a Runway like Gumsy McCoy.

[Chick McGee]

And we established the fact that Smokey Bear is the name of the fire prevention bear. And he's called Smokey the Bear because of a great song from Gene Autry. But it officially.

[Tom Griswold]

That starts with a rock and violin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or a fiddle in this case.

[Chick McGee]

I think it may be. I think. I think it may be some kind of a. Some kind of.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you seen the evolution of Smokey Bear?

[Josh Arnold]

He's like ripped now.

[Jess Hooker]

He's ripped like a hot, hot bear.

[Josh Arnold]

So funny that they're trying to appeal to like hot, hot bear Middle aged women in with this Smokey, this hot.

[Pat Godwin]

Smoky middle aged man.

[Chick McGee]

Is he. Is he still wearing the hat?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's still wearing the hat, but it's just like, just the hat. He's very clearly in. In a vshape.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like real in shape.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. His shoulders are real. Are real broad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say Sam Elliott's voiced him recently too. So the hottest thing you've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Really? How, how weird.

[Josh Arnold]

I know sexualizing Smokey the best, which.

[Jess Hooker]

Must be the theme because of that. The commercial you showed earlier. There's always been a sexual Component.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Fire hot.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that kind of ties into this. We had a bunch of stories in the last couple weeks about morons throwing sex toys onto the NBA courts. Yeah. A sex toy was thrown to the field during the Tennessee Titans preseason game Friday night. Did you see this? And once again, neon green. It landed near the six yard line with five minutes left in the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems to be the chosen color if you're going to throw it out on a sporting event.

[Jess Hooker]

You want to see it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why is that pie really pops?

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I like those glow in the dark ones. I want to see it when she yawns.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Just keep moving.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep moving.

[Josh Arnold]

My little lighthouse.

[Chick McGee]

Hasn't some, hasn't some group come out and said that they're doing this?

[Jess Hooker]

I think a lot of people are claiming that they're doing it just out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Some sort of PR firm.

[Josh Arnold]

Like terrorists.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I mean? When they take. Yeah, it's really, it's some group of pranksters. Yeah, that's ours. We did that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty proud of it, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We're the wang tossers. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, I mean, this has got to stop. It's really stupid, but it's, it's happening. So we'll see if it continues during the football season or if it's going to happen during the NBA. Because it started with the wnba, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, now, coming up this week we have some exciting. I think we're finally going to get to our huge story about bell bottoms that I know you guys have been waiting for. Bell bottom and also bail bottom. I promised several weeks ago that we would have an interesting story about the famous painter who died long ago from pbs. Bob, Bob Ross. Yeah, there's some Bob Ross news out there. It's kind of interesting. You know, his paintings are very hard to come by.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

By which I mean.

[Pat Godwin]

I need some boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

Took me forever. I guess that cloud kind of looks like a Volvo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, those are, those are woody trees. But still.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll rephrase it. I'll talk to you very hard. His paintings are very hard to acquire. And we'll be, we'll be discussing that from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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