The BOB & TOM Show - August 26, 2025

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Episode Summary: August 26, 2025

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Overview

Today's episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends signature comedy, riffing on pop culture and music, relationship advice, sports banter, and audience interactions with the full cast (Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Willie Griswold, and guests). Major threads center on newly coined dictionary words, overrated sexual fantasies, James Bond films and music, and guest comedian Shara Lasley's experiences in comedy and dating. The show’s infectious, unfiltered camaraderie is on display, with lively roundtable bits, memorable stories, and good-natured roasting.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. New Words in the Cambridge Dictionary ([07:18]–[13:02])

• Tom is fascinated (and occasionally irritated) by newly added words, like "loud looking" and "micromance".
  • “Loud looking means you’re making it real obvious that you’re a single person looking for romance.” (Tom, [07:37])
  • “What’s the difference between loud looking and thirsty?” (Chick, [08:07])
• "Micromance" interpreted as "doing small, meaningful acts for a partner," triggers tongue-in-cheek skepticism and banter about 'dating coach' advice.
  • “The beauty of micromance is that it makes romance possible anytime, anywhere.” (Tom, [11:45])

2. The "Facial Hair Saga" ([03:44]–[05:23]; [44:47]–[46:08]; [135:41]–[137:44])

• Willie debuts a revived mustache ("lone mustache"), prompting a round of ribbing and discussions about facial hair trends, awkward grooming accidents, and nostalgic tales.
  • “I had to get rid of it because I had a grooming accident, and now it’s back.” (Willie, [04:23])
  • Shara Lasley offers the Gen Z perspective: “I like the mustache. I like facial hair.” ([136:43])

3. Wordplay, Song Parodies, and the James Bond Deep Dive ([20:03]–[44:40])

• Extended riffing on Bond girl names, franchise technicalities, and the wide spectrum of James Bond theme songs, sparking friendly disputes over best/worst entries.
  • “You ever see Paul McCartney live? And he does that? And the explosion…” (Tom, [44:28])
  • "Is Shirley Bassey still alive?" (Tom, [26:45])
• Notable comedic tangent: the idea of a “Billy Big Mouth Bass” modified to sing “Goldfinger.” ([28:03])
• Frequent musical parodies and impromptu jams, e.g., “Squirrels Just Want to Have Fun” ([116:41]) and Randy Newman covering “Hey Jude” ([145:40]).

4. Overrated Sexual Fantasies/Viral Reddit Thread ([102:48]–[109:03]; [153:55]–[157:50])

• The crew debates Reddit’s top “overrated sexual fantasies”: Mile High Club, sex on the beach, in lakes/hot tubs, threesomes, shower sex, and more.
  • “Probably joining the Mile High Club. Especially in tiny bathrooms of today’s planes…” (Christy, [102:57])
  • “Sex in a lake… I think that’s kind of counterproductive.” (Tom, [106:22])
  • Josh and Chick share honest (and often unintentional) confessions about their own romantic floors and foibles.
• This segment's crowning moment is comedian Shara Lasley’s story of dirty talk gone wrong:
  • “I tried to say ‘yeah, daddy, right there,’ but it came out as, ‘yeah daddy right there.’” (Shara, [111:34])

5. Guest: Comedian Shara Lasley ([96:07]–[123:23])

• Shara shares her Midwestern roots, acting/comedy resume, restaurant worker tales, and the generational dating scene—offering a fresh, self-deprecating female voice.
  • On dating: “I prefer IRL. Meeting people in real life.” ([120:01])
  • On bad dates: “He trauma dumped and then ordered $115 worth of food.” ([138:21])
  • Warmly banters about tattoo regrets, sibling bonds, and contemporary single millennial life.
• Shara’s ease with the cast lets her fit right into the playful batting order of the show.

6. Sports Roundup and Notable Stories ([63:04]–[71:59]; [135:00]–[137:44])

• Chick delivers irreverent sports news: Venus Williams’ US Open loss (“eliminated at the US Open by Carolina Munch my ass”), huge NFL contracts, “the heaviest player ever” getting cut (“Six-six, 475”), and squirrel mascots getting legit sports trading cards.
  • “Fatty Galore. You know what they should do is open up a store called Blues… three and four and five…” (Chick, [71:43])
• Wry asides about tennis, crowd behavior, and locker room tales abound.

7. Recurring Gags, Radio Anxiety Dreams, & Homeownership Advice ([75:02]–[80:19]; [57:58]–[63:39])

• Josh details a classic radio anxiety nightmare (“You have made a fool of me for the last time,” [75:04]).
• Panel gives practical but comical new homeowner tips: change toilet seats, know your shutoff valve, and always appreciate the power of Metamucil.
  • “My dad wants to go one of two places: the Metropolitan Opera, or a San Franciscan bathhouse.” (Pat, [32:25])

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

On Relationship Lingo

• Tom: “Micromance—small, meaningful acts that build connection, supposedly. According to a dating coach—like my husband, who takes my car every Saturday and fills it up...” ([09:02])

On Old and New Music Fashions

• Tom: “I think one of the number one T-shirts out there right now has to be the Nirvana T-shirt. And the people wearing them have no idea who the band is.” ([79:05])

On Comedy, Both Accidental and Intentional

• Shara Lasley: “Yeah, daddy, right there! But it came out as, ‘yeah, daddy right there.’ ... That would be, you know, I kind of like that.” ([111:34])

On Sports and the Big Leagues

• Chick: “He’s 6’6, 475 pounds. Try and block him.” ([54:46])
• Josh: “I like to talk to the cartilage in his knees.” ([54:49])

On Life’s Little Triumphs and Terrors

• Josh: “You have made a fool of me for the last time!” ([75:04])
• Christy Lee: “I want to pee outside while I’m camping and get a little piddle on my pants and not have it be a big deal—I want the full feminist experience!” ([150:07])

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Important/Timestamped Segments

• [07:18]: New dictionary words, "loud looking" and "micromance"
• [20:03]–[44:40]: Extended James Bond digression—film/music trivia, top songs, Shirley Bassey, Adele, and parodies
• [102:48]–[109:03]: Reddit's most overrated sexual fantasies, crew’s takes
• [96:07]–[123:23]: Guest Shara Lasley—her background, dating app talk, tales from waitressing and comedy, tattoo revelations
• [63:04]–[71:59]: Sports: Venus Williams’ loss, NFL news, “the big dumper”, sports trading cards (squirrel)
• [135:41]–[137:44]: Shara gives Gen Z verdict on Willie’s mustache; the group compares father-daughter nicknames
• [75:01]: Josh’s radio dream: “You have made a fool of me for the last time!”
• [153:54]–[157:50]: Sex positions calorie counter—“The butter churner” takes the win
• [57:58]–[63:39]: Homeowner advice, the Griswold way—change the toilets!

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Tone, Language, and Overall Flow

True to form, the BOB & TOM Show is loose, quick-witted, and joyfully irreverent. Sarcasm, wordplay, musical asides, and personal oversharing are all part of the mix. The cast teases, interrupts, and delights in good-natured self-deprecation—especially when riffing on each other's fashion, habits, and romantic exploits.

Shara Lasley’s addition brings youthful energy and smart, self-aware humor, especially in conversations about modern dating, awkwardness, and social media.

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Takeaways for First-time Listeners

• You’ll get a deep, informed (and howlingly funny) take on everything from pop culture to dating fads and how to actually clean new toilets.
• No topic is off-limits; the group openly discusses embarrassing moments, raunchy Reddit lists, and the perils of workplace camaraderie.
• Guests are warmly welcomed and folded into the show’s signature banter, providing fresh perspectives.
• Musical parodies, sports riffs, and shameless running gags are a staple—expect the unexpected, and don’t take anything (or anyone) too seriously.

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For deep laughs, candid confessions, and a rollicking take on daily life, this episode is classic BOB & TOM—bawdy, brainy, and brimming with heart.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

Two hours ago, Kyle arrived at the bar.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, what's everyone drinking? Thirty minutes ago, Kyle got his friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Another round of drinks.

[Chick McGee]

Cheers.

[Willie Griswold]

Five minutes ago, Kyle decided to drive home drunk.

[Tom Griswold]

A minute ago, a law enforcement officer pulled up behind Kyle.

[Shara Lasley]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight?

[Willie Griswold]

A chain of events that began two.

[Tom Griswold]

Hours ago is about to change Kyle's whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by nhtsa.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. You're a beautiful girl and your pants are on so tight that when you stand just right, I can see it all. When you're on the beach and your bikini's soaking. I see a fuzzy silhouette as I look down below. I see your camel toe, your biscuits, your cleavage. I see your cooter cleavage, your monkey, your muffin. You ain't adding nothing. You're Gucci, you're flapper. You're showing off your snapper, your giml toe, it looks alright, so baby let it show. Looks like a tiktoko. I see your camel taco. Merci madame Walalay. Bearded clown. I could really go for a sideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole. Baby, don't you know I never thought I'd see so much of your anatomy. Your jeans are so tight, I'm learning gynecology. I see your camel toe, your knuckle, your nookie. Ooh. I see your cookie, a donut, a bagel down below your navel. It's furry, it's fluffy looking kind of puffy. You came on toe, it looks alright so baby, let it show. Looks like a big taco. I see your camel taco.

[Tom Griswold]

Merci madame.

[Chick McGee]

Voila. Lay bearded clam, your biscuit, your beavage. I see your cooter cleavage, your monkey, you're muffin, you ain't adding nothing. Your gucci, your flapper. You're showing off your snapper, your gimo toe. It looks all right.

[Tom Griswold]

So baby let it show.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a big taco. I see your gimmel toe. Hey there. Hi there, ho there. It's the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's the ladies. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. Blue Willie Griswold's here. Hey, man. Hello. I'm Chick. Tom, your kid's here. What are we doing?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Is he in trouble? Timeout.

[Tom Griswold]

You notice anything about him?

[Christy Lee]

He's handsomer, he's got a mustache.

[Chick McGee]

He can't get any better looking?

[Josh Arnold]

Richard, he looks.

[Chick McGee]

The last time I saw him, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a mustache, but the stash was gone. The stash is back.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't see it when it was gone. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

This is a thing now. Lone mustache is very in right now. I'm just.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm just giving it a shot again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I had to get rid of it because I had a grooming accident, and now it's back.

[Chick McGee]

I've told many people there's a delicate time with facial hair, and it's probably the Right about the time you. I gotta shave this. You gotta let it go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta let it go.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. You had a stash for quite some time.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did. And you too, Christy. Tom let me walk around like that and didn't tell me. Hey, you look like a stupid porn. Not a smart, but a stupid porn producer.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I didn't think that I did.

[Chick McGee]

See, I knew you did.

[Josh Arnold]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I just kept it to myself because I'm a nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the notion. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

The notion of a stupid porn producer. You know what, guys? I think maybe this one. Less sex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How about you talk more?

[Chick McGee]

I'm really intrigued by. How was that pizza made?

[Josh Arnold]

Two words for you. Character arc.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the camera. You follow it from that, and then you go over to the bartender, watch him shaking up drinks. And then as he shakes up that martini, it's like, symbolic of what's going on in the part. You can't see where he's vigorously pumping the.

[Chick McGee]

Or they do the Tarantino thing. You just hear him off st. And each viewer can make up their own scenario.

[Tom Griswold]

And is there a parody of that where the. The woman opens up and there's that. That glowing gold light.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'd be good. That's not bad, Tom. That's not bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's out there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I thought you were going to go to your. Your standard where every porn movie should end with somebody giving birth and the girls never say no in the porn.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the porn movie where the girl looks at the guy and goes, I'd rather have the bartender, and jumps on the bartender. He never gets any action.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I think, what if he. Or if I want the director. This guy bossed everybody. All of a sudden, the camera pans over. You've got the guy with the beret and the cigarette holder sitting in the canvas chair. The next thing you know, she's mounting him, and he starts screaming, no, but I'm gay.

[Chick McGee]

Get off Me.

[Willie Griswold]

That was a crazy twist.

[Chick McGee]

He's been doing a lot of that. Should I ask. Should I ask what that accent was? I know.

[Willie Griswold]

I hope it was French, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He did. He. He's seen the. The great French. The great French film, Truffaut.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody we've heard Day for a Night. The famous Francois Truffaut movie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Truffle was in Close Encounters. Yeah, he's standing around. Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's the guy. The French guy. He's the French. He's the French scientist. You're good. Good point. You've seen, You've seen.

[Chick McGee]

He wasn't actually acting.

[Tom Griswold]

You've seen a couple Truffle movies. Wrong with Christie?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Probably. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Roman Polanski? You've seen some of his Chinatown.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Cul de sac. Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Is Polanski French?

[Chick McGee]

Polish?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he made movies in France.

[Christy Lee]

Because he couldn't come here.

[Tom Griswold]

He can't come here anymore.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hello, everybody. It's great seeing you. I thought we would start off again with wordplay, if you will. I can't stop myself from looking at this new dictionary because I just get so irritated.

[Josh Arnold]

Just the Cambridge one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is the Cambridge and dictionary. They just released. What was it? 6,000 new words that are now officially in the dictionary.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, like skibidi, stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly. That was the first wave. That was the big one. Skibidi. But now, see if you know what this one means, Willie. Loud looking.

[Willie Griswold]

Like someone wearing a lot of loud colors, like reds and pinks and greens.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what one would think. But no, it means making it very clear on social media that you're single and looking nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, loud looking. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So. Oh, so it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

That makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

What's the difference between loud looking and thirsty? Or is thirsty out?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's thirsty. She wants. She wants a drink.

[Tom Griswold]

She's thirsty and loud looking. She.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she be.

[Tom Griswold]

She be easy round.

[Chick McGee]

Heels ready. Round heeled. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe in the. No easy round healed hoe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it really, really.

[Tom Griswold]

It's onomatopoe.

[Chick McGee]

You are cutting edge.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what's the word I'm looking for? It has a certain beat to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm certain meter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There you go. That's it. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

And I am big panty. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this word micromance?

[Christy Lee]

Micromance. Is that a one night stand?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or like a. Or like a Restroom stand at a bar.

[Tom Griswold]

It supposedly means I need romantic music. It's about the small, meaningful acts that build connection.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

According to dating coach, like my husband.

[Christy Lee]

Who takes my car every Saturday and fills it up and washes it for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a little. That's a little more than micro.

[Chick McGee]

I say, well, now, wait a minute. He just puts gas in it and then goes through the car wash. That's pretty darn.

[Christy Lee]

And then sweeps it out and then comes home and does all the work.

[Tom Griswold]

You're missing the point.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he does.

[Tom Griswold]

You're missing the point.

[Chick McGee]

What he does is he gets up.

[Tom Griswold]

Up and gets away from her. On the one hand, he's going, oh, thank God.

[Chick McGee]

And then I can talk with Andy.

[Pat Godwin]

He's ruining this for all of us.

[Chick McGee]

I can. I can kill an hour if I tell her I'm doing watch in Ohio. Why does he go?

[Pat Godwin]

Why does he come back with a chunk full of cocaine?

[Chick McGee]

You know, he can tell you he does all that, but you can get all that done at one of these car washes. They'll do it for you.

[Christy Lee]

They. They do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, I. I do that. I gotta admit.

[Chick McGee]

I do. Of course you do.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Because you're insane.

[Christy Lee]

It's a kind thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to the place where you spray the car yourself because I love doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Remember you did that for my 18th birthday. And then they cleaned my car, and I just got in a bong, and then they took away the bong. And I never knew if he took it or they took it. And then I asked him. They took it.

[Tom Griswold]

I go, oh, you know, they're doing hard work there.

[Christy Lee]

So you had it detailed and the guy stole your bong.

[Willie Griswold]

He didn't steal it. And I never used it. My friend got me a brand new one. It was sitting in the backseat. My dad goes, hey, give me your keys. I'm gonna go wash your car. And I didn't have the heart say, oh, gosh, there might be something inappropriate in the back seat.

[Tom Griswold]

They took it.

[Willie Griswold]

They cleaned it. It never came back.

[Josh Arnold]

You go to the car wash. I go to. They probably thought it was a tip.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, it does smell like bad skunks there.

[Tom Griswold]

So bad. To micromance.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like if you. So let's say, you know, Kelly liked her toast buttered, and you. You cut it, and she liked it in triangles. You cut. You make her toast. You cut in triangles and butter her toast for her.

[Chick McGee]

That's a microman.

[Josh Arnold]

You do that nice little small Thing.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's him though. So what he'd do is he'd cut it into squares and then tell her that squares are better than triangles.

[Tom Griswold]

That is exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

And she'd go wrong. Butter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't use butter.

[Chick McGee]

Then throw a little gas lighting in. Just for fun, huh? Yeah. You know, toast is odd. Go right to your hips.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this salted butter? It's so. I love the fact that they quote a dating coach. I mean really, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Need help out there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they don't. Just be yourself. Calm down, my guy. Sabrina, are you a dating coach? I'm wondering, do I leave my penis in my pants or not when I go to the front door? Well, it's a good question, Dave.

[Chick McGee]

I see a guy with a visor and a whistle and coach on a sweatshirt. All right, McGee. All right, you singles.

[Tom Griswold]

McGee, last Friday you were a big pussy.

[Chick McGee]

20 women by 9:00 clock tonight. Let's do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God. This says the beauty of micromance is that it makes romance possible anytime, anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we know where you stand on this.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm reading it verbatim.

[Chick McGee]

So it's also funny.

[Willie Griswold]

Your dating advice is Be yourself. Ever since you've started dating this person the last, you've just been tamped into a whole new person. Yes, your outfits are new.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not even the same guy.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Willie. You're right.

[Willie Griswold]

Be yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

Be yourself. Kinky boots, weird hats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I never wears, Never wear shorts.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday you.

[Chick McGee]

You don't recognize. You used to wear vans. You, you. That was yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

I bought a.

[Chick McGee]

We like that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it called? Remember I came. I think I brought it in here one day. This. This like a sock you put over your head?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You mean a knit cap?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's under your.

[Tom Griswold]

It goes under a helmet.

[Chick McGee]

I think a beanie or something. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So yesterday Hart, my nine year old, we. She wanted to ride her bikes over to a friend's house so she wanted me to go with her. So I walked out to the garage. I. I just started to put the whole gear on my gloves and I put that out and she goes, you can't wear that to my friend's house.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The edge gets away with it. And you two. Why can't I?

[Chick McGee]

Well, would you like to see the list? All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we have more words coming up. Exciting things going on in the world of news today and sports. We have Eating meat might be good for you every day.

[Christy Lee]

It's something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I love this one though. We've got sperm.

[Chick McGee]

This meat ain't gonna eat itself.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, I know you. You take instead of.

[Chick McGee]

It's what's for dinner.

[Pat Godwin]

It's spermidine.

[Tom Griswold]

Spermidine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I take that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, thanks to you, spermidine is in the news again.

[Josh Arnold]

I had the chicken spermidine last night.

[Chick McGee]

How was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Bleachy.

[Christy Lee]

Sprouts.

[Chick McGee]

Get it with asparagus.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to start thinking about this story coming up. Headline. What's the most overrated sexual fantasy?

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting threesome.

[Pat Godwin]

You think it's easy?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just give it some thought.

[Chick McGee]

So it's not just me and the bleach. Everybody. Are we in agreement it smells like bleach?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really, Christy, you think?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Yeah, I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Bleachy bleach.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You don't think it smells like bleach? What is yours like?

[Christy Lee]

What's it taste like?

[Chick McGee]

There's a vanilla. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Give me a minute. It's oddly, oddly sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what it tastes like. 80 bucks extra.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, your letters. Coming up, comedian Shara. Lastly, looking forward to seeing Shara live and in person in the studio. By the way, we had a great comedian in last week, Tatiana. If you get a chance, go to our social media and give that a look. See, she was really funny and just a really nice change of pace. Now, speaking of changing of paces, we'll also have sports. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with your friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking. Like the legal fees, the time in court, or a DUI on your record. Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world, too, if you hurt them or even kill them in a crash. Instead, what if your decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by nhtsa.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We got a lot of mail to get to.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. We've got one concerning one of our staff members.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, Remember yesterday when Tom said, wouldn't it be great if Mike, Mark, whatever his name is, lost his leg to a shark while he was on vacation?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And if you don't remember it, here's what it sounds like. By the way, Tom, your fear of sharks. Have you seen the shark sightings in Maine?

[Christy Lee]

Our way up in Maine.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You're on top of that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially since a member of our staff is currently there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's back, but he's sick. I wonder if he got bit by a shark.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Wouldn't it be great if he walked in, only had one leg.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be great if someone we've worked for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Over 20 years. I'm maybe 30. Only.

[Tom Griswold]

Only if it was only maybe just a 29.

[Chick McGee]

29.

[Tom Griswold]

Eaten off by a shark. I mean, I like some, you know, sad diabetes thing.

[Chick McGee]

A shark bite his foot off. Wouldn't that be great?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I remember that new nickname.

[Chick McGee]

See, See now this only makes me want to be able to listen to us while I'm on my way to work. I guess I can. Yeah. It's funny. But anyway, this. This writer, Brian says him. Mike. Mark. What the hell happened to your leg? Little long. Yeah, that's Brian. There you go, Mike.

[Christy Lee]

And Mike. Mark is fine. He did not lose a leg.

[Chick McGee]

He has all of his limbs. He just had a little. Little cold.

[Christy Lee]

He has a little sunburn.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's back. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He is back.

[Tom Griswold]

And he said his son wants to move to Maine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He hasn't gone in December.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that was precisely what he pointed out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. It only gets better in December, I'd think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Why not sunset like sunset 340 know. Yeah. I've never been. Is it.

[Willie Griswold]

Is it basically just Canada? Does it feel more Canadian than American?

[Chick McGee]

Hell out of Chile? Beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

It has a different feel.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a little rocky.

[Willie Griswold]

I know you like Stephen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've been to Maine a few times.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

What's it like?

[Josh Arnold]

It's very rocky, coastal, lush.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful tree.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is beautiful. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Lobsters.

[Tom Griswold]

Gorgeous. Kind of like Michigan, only more so when you get up there.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I like Michigan at all.

[Tom Griswold]

It's much like. It's the same thing.

[Willie Griswold]

You do that for every state. What's sort of like. Oh, it's like Michigan.

[Pat Godwin]

What's California like?

[Chick McGee]

Michigan. I don't know what happened. Happened. I don't know what happened to him in Michigan during some sort of.

[Christy Lee]

I can tell you.

[Chick McGee]

A world class prostitute.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyman Fest78 it was just found $10,000.

[Josh Arnold]

While getting his first bead.

[Pat Godwin]

On the beach.

[Chick McGee]

And she gave him $100 for the privilege. Yes. Of giving him the blow. What a great state. This is good.

[Tom Griswold]

God, we had a lot of James Bond talk yesterday and I don't even remember why. It was somebody's birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Sean Connery.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's our James Bond tribute. One of the few characters that has his own core.

[Chick McGee]

Really like that, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's amazing. And we didn't mean to. Didn't we figure out how to play that last year?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Diminish something.

[Pat Godwin]

I did. Yeah. I figured it out.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to figure it out again.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna take me 10 minutes. I don't feel like going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, will you miss it? Yesterday. Did you play any songs yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A couple of them.

[Josh Arnold]

There was one about Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

You remember the one about Kentucky?

[Pat Godwin]

I did three songs yesterday and My big hit that's sweeping the Internet.

[Chick McGee]

I. Very rarely. You know me, I don't go out a lot during the day, but yesterday I went to three places. Every place tell Pat we said hi. They. You are the new sensation.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, we should explain. There are certain words when you say them, you want to finish them. The word Kentucky, for example.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, got it.

[Pat Godwin]

I paused on the first part of.

[Christy Lee]

And he didn't use the.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he. And then he paused for a long time.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, then I was trying to improvise.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Instead of. And then instead of us being broadcast pros trying to help him, we just start laughing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I made it worse.

[Pat Godwin]

And I made it worse.

[Willie Griswold]

That'll happen in here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I.

[Tom Griswold]

That leads to our next letter. Actually. It says, hello, fine people, including the filthy mouthed bat guy.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't do it on purpose.

[Chick McGee]

What country is the writer from?

[Tom Griswold]

You're not going to believe it. This is Nathan. Nathan. No, Nathan is from Ohio. He goes. I consider myself a James Bond aficionado and have a few corrections regarding yesterday's impromptu James Bond segment. Denise Richards character was Dr. Christmas Jones. We just said her name was Dr. Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I thought it was her last name. So it's Christmas Jones. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Barbara Carrera is technically not a Bond girl because the movie Never say Never Again is not recognized as belonging to the James Bond franchise.

[Josh Arnold]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because that was not made by the Cubby Broccoli organization.

[Chick McGee]

And they couldn't use the music.

[Tom Griswold]

And they couldn't use the music. And it is a. It's a terrible.

[Christy Lee]

There's the Bond in that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Connery again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They offered him a ton of money to come back and Never say Never Again. It's awful. Yeah, it's not. He's correct. It is not part of the. It doesn't belong in the franchise. Plenty o' Toole is in fact a Bond girl, but a secondary Bond girl to Tiffany. Case in Diamonds Are Forever.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't remember which one Plenty o' Toole was in. The topic was these names aren't even subtle.

[Willie Griswold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Pussy Galore.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, Octopussy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Really?

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, Dr. Christmas Jones. Christmas makes more sense as a last name name than a first name. That's even sillier.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it's silly. But it's.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't Pam Greer, Dr. Christmas Jones in one of those movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he says, lastly for my money, Claudine Auger is the prettiest Bond girl playing domino in the movie Thunderbolt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She's amazing. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. I think that's, that's a good name. I would argue that's the best. I would argue that's the best. Bond.

[Christy Lee]

That's the one from the Bahamas, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my favorite one.

[Chick McGee]

One.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a really good. And then it's. Although the song is ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

Does he wear that blue jumpsuit in that one?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that Tom Jones?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, it's. I didn't say. I'll agree with you. It is a great song, but it is ridiculous because there's no such thing as a thunder. They kind of make up. Even Tom Jones said, what the hell's a thunderball?

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard Diamonds are Forever? That song Diamonds are Forever.

[Tom Griswold]

But P S, there's an important PS Here chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've ruined the song Skyfall for me.

[Chick McGee]

Stick to the name of the movie title. I'm nailing it. You go ahead, play Skyfall. That's what she does.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's a pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

Adele's a great singer.

[Tom Griswold]

And, and we've determined.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot to ask you. Does she do this when she. In her live show? No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Skyfall.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not sure. But why would you.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's a great song.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a good melody.

[Chick McGee]

How. Why?

[Josh Arnold]

I would kind of think it would bring the house down a little bit too, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think that's a good song? Yeah. Will you make a point at some point in your life from. From this moment forward to listen to the Skyfall in some capacity?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Maybe over Labor Day weekend.

[Chick McGee]

I like to click it on while I'm grilling.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to get into an argument though. The best Bond songs. Of course it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think there are. I don't think there are any best.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I don't even like Live and Let Die.

[Chick McGee]

It's Zeppelin's and Gold doing Goldfinger. I think it's three Goldfinger's.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

It's a ham fisted vocal.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I Willie, did have you watched the Led the becoming Led Zeppelin documentary?

[Willie Griswold]

I haven't. You like it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great. And it's pretty funny because John Paul Jones and and Jimmy Page both play on the hit version of the song.

[Chick McGee]

Goldfinger hit version?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Isn't the hit version the same as the movie version?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're the same. I just saying I'm. What if in with. With respect to Bond songs, only a handful have been hits And Billboard and I would imagine probably. I think you may be right, Chick. Live and Let Die, probably Number one, maybe. Or that Duran Duran song of you too.

[Chick McGee]

Kill. That's an awful song. They're all bad.

[Tom Griswold]

The Carly Simon one above me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Goldfinger work works because it's so over the top and it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, they all work for.

[Pat Godwin]

That really works.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But nothing works like this.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand why this is considered one of the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Worst for you. I don't. There's no.

[Pat Godwin]

Because it's forced a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all. They're nearly as forced as throwing the Spy who Loved Me into that song.

[Chick McGee]

Bye.

[Josh Arnold]

For this is at least out front and center.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

He stands tall because sky fall. That's brilliant, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what you guys want from a effing Bond thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think. I think. I think we're all a little jaundiced because he's shoved Gold Finger down our throat a lot. In our ears for so many years. Gold Finger. Well, no, no, no, no. Let's surely belt it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, she's still alive.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's check casket.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, when is that. That movie is, what, like 64 or something?

[Chick McGee]

61 years old. Still talking about. Here we go.

[Willie Griswold]

That's how you guys feel when I talk about Star Wars? Is that what this is?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. That's like a nice modern change.

[Pat Godwin]

That is such a breath of fresh air.

[Josh Arnold]

We long for the days talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Please talk about Star Wars. Yeah. Something from the seventies, for God's sake. Here's the song.

[Chick McGee]

Always he's the man. A man with a mightest touch. Okay, thanks, Cheryl. We're not going to get one better than that. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A spider touch.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it is bright. Grassy.

[Chick McGee]

Is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

She's 88. Yes. I just think Jimmy Page sitting there playing the rhythm.

[Pat Godwin]

What else did she have as a hit?

[Christy Lee]

She's really pretty, actually, for her age. I mean, she looks pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

She's single.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you gotta nail that. Think about that. Write a song.

[Josh Arnold]

What if we combine two of Tom's favorite things and we got Eddie, our engine, an engineer, to make us a big mouth. Shirley Bassey. And it's. It's a Billy Big Mouth Bass.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But it sings. Goldfinger.

[Chick McGee]

Goldfinger.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Willie Griswold]

That was Emotions.

[Pat Godwin]

That is brilliant.

[Willie Griswold]

And you walked in here, it was dark, and that thing went off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It would smash.

[Pat Godwin]

You never stop laughing, though. You'd never Stop laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably not that hard to do.

[Josh Arnold]

No, There are videos of people putting their own songs on those. Big mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

Billy, I just heard Eddie leave the building.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't realize. She's from the United Kingdom.

[Tom Griswold]

Them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. She's a dame or whatever they call that. The female girl Knight.

[Christy Lee]

Dame, surely. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, where did she come from? I don't know. Any of her other hits being serious?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember. I thought. Was she a. Like a. On the West End and the equivalent of Broadway over there? Because that certainly is an odd pop sound. In any event, we got a nice letter here from Gwen. We had my dad cremated.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

When he died 16 years ago, at the time, we had a beautiful speedboat on Elk Lake in northern Michigan. We figured, what a fitting place. What a fitting place for his ashes to be spread.

[Pat Godwin]

So beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad also had a race car and always liked to go fast. So we figured we'd hammer the gas and toss him into the lake. My sisters and I were emotional, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And my husband agreed to be the one who would toss the ashes out of the back of the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

My sisters and I were emotional, of course. Cut to them cheering on a speedboat that's now theirs. This counts as emotional. Happy is an emotion.

[Chick McGee]

Brand new.

[Tom Griswold]

Gwen. I'm so sorry. So once again, we have them on the boat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For the purposes of my dream about this letter. It's a Chris Craft, of course. And it's a beautiful old wooden boat. Nice teak inboard. Inboard. That motor.

[Chick McGee]

Shirley Bassey is at the helm.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like this. And these three girls are kind of tearing up thinking about what a great guy their dad was.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm sure one of the main.

[Chick McGee]

Issues with this screaming at the gods.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the husband of Gwen agrees to toss the ashes from the back of the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet he did.

[Tom Griswold]

We were going at least 40 miles an hour across this beautiful lake when my husband tossed the ashes out. They swirled and came back and covered my husband in white ashes from head to toe. He jumped into the lake, by the way. It was Elk Lake in May.

[Josh Arnold]

Chilling times.

[Tom Griswold]

Good times, and very chilly. Well, that's a sweet story. Do you remember that we had the letter we had from a guy that was a pilot in. In Ohio. And people would. They'd rent the plane and they would. They. They'd throw the ashes over some. They'd fly low and throw the ashes out. And he said they. Half the time, most of them would blow back in. So he said he's got a. He's got a little shop vac in his hangar that has the ashes of quite a few people in it that didn't quite make it to the ground.

[Chick McGee]

What about that guy yesterday who sent us a letter? He grew up next to a crematorium. And his mom and dad would give him a dust mop and go out and clean the cars off from the ash that would settle on the cars.

[Christy Lee]

You remember my story about my dad?

[Chick McGee]

Two or three times a week, my.

[Pat Godwin]

Dad'S in the living room.

[Christy Lee]

My dad was in the living room for 10 years. And my sister said, we have to spread his ashes. That's what he wanted. And he was a water pollution control biologist. That's what he did his whole life was to save our. Our lakes and our rivers. And he wanted to be put in this favorite. This his favorite river. So we go down there and we, you know, get a little emotional and we say a prayer. We picked a place where there was a little waterf. So we thought, oh, this will be great. It'll just send his ashes down the river. Sunk, polluted. The darn river. I don't think this is what dad had in mind.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't really what he wanted.

[Christy Lee]

I actually finished his life by doing the one thing he spent his life trying to not do.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of Oedipal, actually. When you think about it, it was.

[Christy Lee]

It actually was quite funny at the time. But it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I'm. I'm sure there are people that have done really negative things to ashes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure. Let's aren't going.

[Tom Griswold]

Grab the litter box. Yeah, that was my first thought. Yeah. Kitty litter or.

[Pat Godwin]

I know my dad wants to go one of two places. The Metropolitan Opera or a San Franciscan bath house.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we have a variety of interesting things, including more of your letters. You can reach us, Bob [e-mail]. also, some fascinating stuff coming up in the news today, including what is the most overrated sexual fantasy. Kind of interesting. On a much different note, I disagree.

[Chick McGee]

With that entire premise. How can you rate people's fantasies?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is a fantasy.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you and I agree on one already.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You and I have always said the same thing. The threesome.

[Chick McGee]

Murder for hire.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the threesome thing. No interest.

[Chick McGee]

No, I can't. Yeah, I can't do the threesome. I can't play zone one on one. Man. Oh, man, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Or men on women. And Mike, whatever the. Whatever you got, Shirley, See him back into that joke.

[Chick McGee]

Just beep.

[Tom Griswold]

Beep, beep. Right into the insole.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Get in the zone. Auto zone.

[Willie Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

It may just need a charge and.

[Chick McGee]

We'Ll do that for free too.

[Pat Godwin]

If you do need a battery, we've.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

And we'll recycle your old battery for free.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Willie Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

Now at AutoZone until September 22nd.

[Chick McGee]

Get in the zone.

[Tom Griswold]

AutoZone restrictions apply.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold. Good morning, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I'm just doing my homework over here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Reading about these new words in the Cambridge dictionary, we've learned loud looking means you're making it real obvious that you're a single person looking for romance.

[Josh Arnold]

You're looking and you're loud about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Loud looking.

[Chick McGee]

You want to hold your looking down over there.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the micromance. The micromance.

[Josh Arnold]

This is such a nice thing. I Don't know why.

[Chick McGee]

You know why.

[Christy Lee]

You are so.

[Tom Griswold]

Small actions. Small actions that someone does to show they love their partner.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure that you've done.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. They give these phony names to things and they. They. Dating coach. Sabrina Zohar. Dating coach. I wonder if she's the head coach.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Sabrina, if you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to single anybody out but if your name's Sabrina, that's. That's a difficult hill to climb.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you think so?

[Chick McGee]

Oh really? Sabrina.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that name.

[Chick McGee]

I like that name.

[Tom Griswold]

We also got sidetracked once again. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Dating coaches are important. We live in a world where guys are falling in love with their computers. Yeah, we need dating coaches to help.

[Chick McGee]

Is that wrong to love my computer?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but what, what if. Well, I would suspect that this dating coach is probably an AI generated phony thing. Also there is a chance maybe go, I don't know, meet someone. They're trying the old fashioned way at a bar.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate anybody that's.

[Pat Godwin]

That's problematic.

[Christy Lee]

You had to do that. You've never done that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

Gone to a bar to meet somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

You kidding?

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean. For a real romance.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I don't think. I don't think you. The verb meat is misused.

[Josh Arnold]

There a lot of men. It's got. It's impossible now, now guys have been told not to be guy like they don't know what to say to women. They don't know. Oh hey. May I buy you a drink? Why? My own woman. Oh for God's sake.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to split the check? Well, you're not buying it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well wait a second. I thought you were independent. You wanted.

[Chick McGee]

Cheat prick.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear if you. I hear if you drink. Drink beer. Your nipples taste like jello. That's a good opening line.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you sure are Brady.

[Pat Godwin]

Was that one of yours?

[Chick McGee]

I would love to have been standing beside you as you were worse unreal in that game, right? At some point. Well, okay. Boy oh boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you a good dater? Were you good on the dates?

[Chick McGee]

Would you bring flowers? Would you bring her a corsage? No, I'm sure the privilege. Whatever the hell you grew up. Didn't they have like a mixer where you would have to go to the. The girls school down the road?

[Josh Arnold]

The spring cotillion.

[Chick McGee]

You and Chad.

[Tom Griswold]

Off the record, we called it the Clintillion, but that's a whole different story.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, boys will be boys. Answer the question, yes or no. Have you ever purchased a Corsage.

[Tom Griswold]

Once. Yeah. We had to for something.

[Chick McGee]

I never have. Oh, never.

[Tom Griswold]

It comes in the sort of plastic bubble thing.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it looks like slice of cake.

[Christy Lee]

You never got one for your mom from Bib lettuce? Yeah. Yes, exactly. Butter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Butter lettuce. Thank you. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's butter face. What?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I wanted to. We got arguing once again about the James Bond songs. I. I found a list. List that rates them. Oh, number one. Goldfinger.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't give us number one.

[Christy Lee]

You don't start with the number.

[Chick McGee]

By the way. Congratulations. Congratulations for finding the one pole in the universe that. That agrees with. Goldfinger is number one.

[Willie Griswold]

You know that he googled Bond songs.

[Pat Godwin]

List rating Goldfinger number one. You know, you know all his truth.

[Chick McGee]

I can spend three seconds and go find the worst Bond songs and Goldfinger's number one worst. Yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you asked. Asked if. If Shirley Bassey ever did anything else.

[Chick McGee]

Classy. Shirley Bassey.

[Josh Arnold]

He was the only person to do two Bond themes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think she did.

[Pat Godwin]

I think she did three.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she did three.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. She was the only person to do multiple Bond themes.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Do you remember this one?

[Willie Griswold]

This has to be an 80s bond.

[Chick McGee]

She sneaks up on you with this vocal. Here I come. Sweet. Soon. Oh, that's not bad actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Stimulate. Do you hear Skyfall kicking in here?

[Chick McGee]

That's what.

[Josh Arnold]

That was my issue here.

[Chick McGee]

What's the matter?

[Josh Arnold]

You can't like this and dislike Sky?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, this is great. Wait a minute. Which side? Whoa. Which side am I on again?

[Josh Arnold]

Never again.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that sounds just like. That may be the same chords.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think the same chords. Oh, my God. It's the same.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same song.

[Josh Arnold]

Forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, kill Skyfall for a second.

[Chick McGee]

Killing Skyfall.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go back. And here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Diamonds are Forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the same chord real close right there? Yeah, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

But her voice is tremendous.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Jeff Decent.

[Josh Arnold]

Her Shirley's is more. Is less abrasive in this.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, much more. Much less.

[Chick McGee]

You think anybody calls her Cheryl? Hey, Cheryl, want to come by and.

[Pat Godwin]

Record the people at the home?

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, the people at the home. She's 88 years old.

[Chick McGee]

Have you filled your diaper, Cheryl? Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I have. It's full of poopy. It's like a landfill.

[Chick McGee]

Careful.

[Christy Lee]

We're all gonna be there someday.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm there now.

[Chick McGee]

Someday. Pat and I are in a club. Dependables Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. She also did this one. Ready? I've Never heard this, so I assume it's okay, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, this is beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Bed me, James.

[Pat Godwin]

I love this.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll kiss her.

[Pat Godwin]

Charlotte.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd say 009 and a half. Okay, get to the point, Cheryl. We have enough time for trouble, traffic and weather here.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a different person.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Moonraker.

[Christy Lee]

This is not a. Oh, Moonraker. Yeah, just like the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is Josh's point. When you're cramming, get the crowbar out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what I want from a Bond theme.

[Tom Griswold]

You want them to be crammed in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, I want it to be. Not like I don't listen to those as I would other songs on the radio, of course. And I know they get radio play, but this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want them to be sort of to fit the tone of the Bond.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have a James Bond. The theme playlist on Spotify.

[Josh Arnold]

If I did, it would probably just be the theme.

[Pat Godwin]

Now Billie Eilish's works on its own.

[Tom Griswold]

No Time to Die.

[Pat Godwin]

It doesn't. You don't need to.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the most recent. Recent one, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. By the way, in the. The top five are Goldfinger.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is according to a scientific survey in which they interviewed people of a certain.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not a scientific survey.

[Tom Griswold]

Says a people of. Of. Of quality, style and taste and Ivy League education who live in. Surveyed who are big fans of Northern Michigan and like Chris Craft boats and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

They have.

[Tom Griswold]

Number one was Goldfinger. Number two.

[Christy Lee]

You just said Live and Let Die.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Number three. Nobody Does It Better. The Spy who Loved Me.

[Christy Lee]

Carly Simon.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that one.

[Chick McGee]

Do you?

[Christy Lee]

And then that was kind of a hit, wasn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

I think so, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Heaven Above Me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then number four is Skyfall.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know that won an Oscar?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

For best song.

[Pat Godwin]

Billie Eilish. The two.

[Chick McGee]

Did Adele get an Oscar for performing it or just songwriters? Probably?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Adele got the Oscar for me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She may have also been a songwriter on it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you remember. Was that fat Adele or number five.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe, do you think? When she got the Oscar, I thought it was chocolate.

[Pat Godwin]

That was beefy Adele.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Fatty, fat, fat.

[Tom Griswold]

I would never have gives us a. Number five is Chris Cornell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know my name from Casino Royale.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then number six, Thunderball of Tom, Joe Jones and Diamonds.

[Chick McGee]

Five worst James Bond songs of all time. Number one, Goldfinger.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Who's this list is for people who are contrarians from central Ohio. Number one. Goldfinger. Number two, you only live twice. Number three of you. That sucks. The world is. Yeah, yeah. And live and let dies. Number five. Oh, yeah. There you go. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see Paul McCartney live? And he does that? And the explosion.

[Willie Griswold]

Hate it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Why do you hate it?

[Tom Griswold]

Paul McCartney can do no wrong, mister. There might have been a couple of Wings songs coming up. We have some Sporting News.

[Chick McGee]

Open up the door and let him in.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll check in with. Check in with Willie's mustache and. How long you been doing this?

[Willie Griswold]

What is this guy? It's no big deal, all right? Everybody's got a little facial here.

[Pat Godwin]

We're all.

[Willie Griswold]

We're all kind of cool guys in our own way. It's no big deal.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna check in with your mustache balls all day. Get used to it.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think I'm gonna take the sideburns all the way down.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

John Lennon style. All the way down to the. To there. I think.

[Willie Griswold]

I think at your age, it's more Martin Van Buren than John Leno.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And you haven't seen my Mr. Spock thing?

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, your ears are pointy.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to wear this weird band aid in my ear till they finish lopping off the top of my ear so I look like Mr. Spock when I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't they do that in one shot? Delicate about your ear.

[Tom Griswold]

It's some surgeon thing.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad you're stepping up and taking control of your sideburn.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why I have to wear cowboy hats now.

[Pat Godwin]

You could walk around on headphones all day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd work.

[Pat Godwin]

It would work.

[Christy Lee]

Did you buy a cowboy hat? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

No. But I'm going to buy one of the hat.

[Willie Griswold]

$10,000 getting, like, a special cowboy fits over his headphones. It'll be weird for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 18 bob, tom1 or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Jim Rome takes on sports. Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Chick McGee]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smash.

[Tom Griswold]

Mac. Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[Chick McGee]

The Jim Rome show podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold's here. Hey, good morning. And Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby. Hey. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. And happy birthday to Mrs. Monkey today. Your dog, my golden retriever. She's 12 years old and she wanted to hear. Oh, she loves this show. Timmy's stuck in a well. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe the June Lockhart. Maybe Tim Kimmy's family should have moved to a place that didn't have so many abandoned mines and wells every week.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of mills with trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A lot of logs flying off the conveyor belt.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of young thugs. Sideburns in the 50s.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. Mike. She also wanted to hear this.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Snoopy laughing?

[Chick McGee]

That's Snoopy laughing. She loves that.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy. I got an idea.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking a lot about James Bond, and they're, I guess, working on yet another James Bond movie. They've kind of changed the whole tone of them. They're a little too serious now and they're too long.

[Chick McGee]

They were never a laugh riot.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but there was a. There was. Remember the famous line where Sean Connery knocks the Beatles? Yeah, no, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a. I just. Somebody did a report on that. I saw the. You know. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But how about this? What if they took the James Bond idea and turned it into a Broadway show, but it was like all dancing. Can you see, like, 25 heavy Asian guys doing the odd Job?

[Josh Arnold]

The Odd Job. I loved Odd Job.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the name of the guy. Odd Job. And he had the famous hat with the.

[Chick McGee]

I will never forget when he threw his hat and it cut the head off that statue. Oh, I was simply amazed.

[Tom Griswold]

Every kid on the playground. Whatever. You had hat. You Odd Job, you. Frisbe it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

He had some issues as an adult.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he did. There was, like, some sadness.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. Don't ruin it for me.

[Chick McGee]

Inveterate masturbator couldn't keep his hands up. Well, he'd only complete on stat on the statue's back. Oh, very odd. Daniel Craig's successor has not been chosen, though many actors are rumored to be considered strong contenders, including Aaron Taylor, John.

[Josh Arnold]

Johnson, you'd recognize him. He's in a bunch.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Henry Cavill. I know who that is. Yeah, let's see. Callum Turner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He's marrying Dua Lipa.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're engaged.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm levitating Jacob Elordi.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, he's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

And Dan Dinklage.

[Chick McGee]

And Peter.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna be double zero, zero three and a half.

[Chick McGee]

He's just that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the sky small. This guy's small.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's small.

[Chick McGee]

That's funnier. He's so small. Small.

[Tom Griswold]

Middle finger.

[Pat Godwin]

Why haven't they done an older Bond? Like Bond has grown up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I mean like an Indiana Jones thing where they bring Connery this fall.

[Willie Griswold]

Michael Caine is James Bond.

[Chick McGee]

It'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd be great. And what is this you've done? You're. One of your best impressions is the sound of of Michael Caine's answering machine.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, this is Michael Caine. Yes, I'll do it. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we talked to him.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember that time. Yes. I don't remember. I I trust your memory, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice guy.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I I According to you, Abe Lincoln was on the show one morning.

[Pat Godwin]

I I Friend of the show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, friend of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I have an idea here. Let's bet $10,000.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just simply saying the title to your car.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I'll come up with a tape of us talking to Michelle.

[Chick McGee]

You all hear that? I am just not sure. But now he is questioning whether I think he's telling the truth or not. And I didn't say that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you just don't remember it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's all. And now you want to bet and take my car? What are you. Who do you think you are? An ex wife? Jesus. Get off my back, lady.

[Josh Arnold]

I won't be happy until James Bond is a gay black woman. That's all I'm saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Wanda Sykes, how would that song go?

[Chick McGee]

James Bond on.

[Pat Godwin]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing that's running through my head is at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Tuna finger.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

See what I ca.

[Chick McGee]

That'll be in a court transcript somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

No ball.

[Chick McGee]

Not my James Bond.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now it's time for us. Do you have any more letters? Are there you want to.

[Chick McGee]

I've got. Do I. Oh, I Rare. Dear Bob and Tom show. I rarely watch tennis, not because I'm not a fan, but I just don't care for tennis. However, you guys have made me watch tennis.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, this is a woman writing.

[Chick McGee]

Every time I see tennis player Carlos Alcaraz, I scream at The TV Carlos Escape from Alcaraz. Thank you, Chick. Longtime listener and I don't care to be recognized as a first time email Taylor. Lol. Josh, you suck. I don't know what you did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what happened. Is it a female or a male?

[Chick McGee]

It's a. It's a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I can kind of tell by the preamble before the post amble.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not that I don't like tennis. I'm just not a fan of tennis.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't get right to the point.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, how are you feeling right now?

[Josh Arnold]

What are you saying?

[Chick McGee]

What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Thinking the incident from over the weekend at the US Open.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Daniel. Daniel Medvedev.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy loses.

[Chick McGee]

Racket abuse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that actually that made these the regular national news.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

It was a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably the best thing to happen tennis in years because it's otherwise so boring no one cares.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of fun. It. It's relaxing to watch tennis.

[Chick McGee]

It's not. It's not bad.

[Christy Lee]

It's not bad. I watched them last night. Was it Francis took on the Tiago.

[Tom Griswold]

It hasn't been worth watching. They got rid of that woman that. They got rid of that woman that sounds like she's orgasming every time she hits the ball.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Monica.

[Tom Griswold]

The. I'll have what she's having.

[Chick McGee]

Classic. They were beating the hell out of those balls, man. You like to have your balls beaten.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like it, but I deserve it.

[Willie Griswold]

And do you like that you deserve it?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

What about stomping on him with high heels?

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me.

[Chick McGee]

Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is, how about a cupping? The tennis world is.

[Chick McGee]

Cupping scares me. What are you trying to get to?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if I. If you missed it. You want to explain the situation?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy Medvedev was.

[Chick McGee]

He was in a playing tennis with another guy at the US Open. Some photographer who came onto the court and he lost his mind and then he lost the match.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Benjamin Bond. What was his name? Bonzi.

[Chick McGee]

Bonzi. Bonzi Wells. No, that's not right.

[Christy Lee]

Benjamin Bonzi.

[Tom Griswold]

He sits there and just beats the hell out of the racket.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look like Pete Townsend at the end of my generation. What's coming up in sports other than that?

[Chick McGee]

That's not coming up because that happened I don't know how long ago Venus Williams lost though. The big dumper making news he's still hitting home runs.

[Tom Griswold]

You hear what I heard? Yeah, he said penis Williams.

[Chick McGee]

Did I say Penis Williams? I Certainly didn't mean to. I know what country she's from though. Nike and Caitlin Clark have an announcement. We'll talk about it. And NFL News, trades and contracts being signed. And the really, really heaviest player ever in the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

But he can still run a. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A 4, 9, 4 0. He was cut because he was too fat. Fatty fat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Six six, 475.

[Josh Arnold]

Yowza.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

You try and block him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

I let this. I like to talk to the cartilage and his knees.

[Chick McGee]

Could you drive a quick 202x4? Couldn't get through the bathroom door coming up, so he did it on the floor, picked it up and did some more.

[Tom Griswold]

I keep forgetting. Is it spermidine or spermidine?

[Pat Godwin]

Spermidine.

[Christy Lee]

Spermidine.

[Tom Griswold]

Spermidine. Back in the news, ladies, your vaginas need strength training. According to Leslie Kenny.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have more of this coming up. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what I'm talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to that pretentious. A hole, a hole filled crowd.

[Chick McGee]

West side champagne.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very welcome. Thank you very much for joining us. Right now, it's quiz time. Ladies and gentlemen, you've been hearing about annuities on this show for quite some time. And maybe you're wondering exactly how do they work? Well, the experts on annuities, of course. The Silac Insurance Company.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

So what we're gonna do is we're gonna do the McGee 3. It's a little quiz to inform you about how annuities work, et cetera, et cetera. It says, dear Chick Magee. Yes, I wanna browse around. I wanna find out information about all these Silac annuity choices. Is what is the Silac address? What's that? Silac Insurance Company web address.

[Chick McGee]

That's so easy. The website is silacins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

S I l A C. What can annuity do for me? Oh, that's very good. Write that down. Question number two. I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you do.

[Tom Griswold]

By going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Now wait a minute. I need to know about that. What's the phone number for that again?

[Chick McGee]

It's a softball. Just dial £250 your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. £250. And then just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Last question, of course, with your skills as a broadcast announcer, I'm sure. Mr. McGee, would you please read the famous Silac Insurance Company disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

I'm far too busy, Christie.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Christy Lee. All that exciting stuff that we mentioned earlier coming up. Oh, and I. I'm trying to find if we have a Smokey Bear update on the Smokey Bear sign that was stolen.

[Chick McGee]

Anything I can do to help you, you let me know.

[Tom Griswold]

This was in Godwin's backyard, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Ten minutes away. Bear Creek.

[Tom Griswold]

Bear Creek, right near your house.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The Smokey Bear stolen. Have they found it yet? We'll find out out in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin. Hello, Christy Lee. Hey, Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

What's up, man?

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hi there. Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. You're a flurry of activity over there. What do you got going?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you. We got mailbag. Bag. We have the potential to do a sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they say though. You can't spill a drink until you pour a drink. So you. You keep doing it over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Who says that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, if your cups are empty, you can't spill them. Fill them up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good advice.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Analogous to no aspects of life whatsoever.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Talk to me when you spill your next drink. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael writes, I'm a driver for FedEx. Thanks for many laughs.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys have helped me get through each day with a little less stress. I want to mention I just purchased my first home.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations, Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought maybe Tom could give me some tips as a first time home buyer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, before you move in, you've got to paint all the walls and tear up all the floors. Flooring, put new flooring down.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh, you're a dig.

[Christy Lee]

A basement even.

[Tom Griswold]

What? How long you been in your house?

[Josh Arnold]

Six years.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. And now you. This is your first house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You learned a lot about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any advice for this guy? What's the first thing you should do?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. That is a good question. What? What? I'm trying to think if there's anything that I would have done Differently. I just recommend being flexible and patient. Really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about nudity in your house?

[Josh Arnold]

Nudity in my house?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm nude when I sleep and when I, you know, walk to the shower and walk back and stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You deliberately didn't put curtains up, is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I know what my neighbors want.

[Willie Griswold]

And they want to show.

[Josh Arnold]

It's to see.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. I walk by every.

[Pat Godwin]

Every day for.

[Josh Arnold]

And you. And if I'm not in the wind but in the window, I hear you go, yeah, that body. And then I. And then I bring that body to the window.

[Pat Godwin]

You certainly do.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, you just.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a bay window.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you just moved to a new house. You want to give this guy some advice?

[Christy Lee]

I have zero curtains in my house, by the way. Not one.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't realize that's a thing, right?

[Christy Lee]

I hate them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to buy all new blinds. I didn't know they were as pricey as they are.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, oh, dude.

[Chick McGee]

As you would say, they're very proud of their blinds. Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

I was running a place in Chicago, and they had a lot of natural light in there, and I brought in a blind guy to give me an estimate, and it was $1700. No, I'll put foil up before you come over.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really something, but. Yeah, I do like the foil, but, man, I got nice blinds.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, would you like a paint before you move in for this?

[Christy Lee]

I would paint. I would. I would change all of the toilet seat cover. You know, the toilet seat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

All the toilet seats?

[Christy Lee]

The seats, they're cheap. You can redo them. They're easy.

[Tom Griswold]

You change the toilet seats?

[Chick McGee]

Why, yes, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gifted new toilet seats by our general manager when I got a new house.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey, Snoopy, what do you think about changing the toilet seat? Yeah, that's what I. I couldn't agree more, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it, too, and I feel like when I did it, everybody in this room said, yeah, you have to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Right. That's what I. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So all of a sudden, especially dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. Now when somebody else mentions it, we're going, yeah, you got to do. Do that.

[Christy Lee]

The other thing I would highly recommend is know where your water shut off is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Day one, learn that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Follow the inspector around because you want to know where your water shut off is. You want to know where your electrical box is.

[Chick McGee]

And ask the inspector lots of questions.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Depending on where you live. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

The sump pump. That's a big one.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to see how much the real estate agent hands the inspector, that kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

And the inspector, you go, hey, how about that sump pump, ain't it? Sump pump, something. You know, stuff like over and over.

[Josh Arnold]

I do kind of recommend if your real estate person goes, hey, I got an inspector. Go, no, no, I'll get one. I kind of recommend doing that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting a third party. Yeah, yeah, just interested. Third party, as they say.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise you can do what I do and just waive the inspection.

[Tom Griswold]

Really bad idea.

[Chick McGee]

If you're buying a house, you should employ a lawyer to help you look over contracts and things and that.

[Christy Lee]

I told you about that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, yeah, there certainly is one of.

[Chick McGee]

Those wild, wild podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

I listen, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I went to a mortgage closing, one of my closings, and apparently they had handled one of Tom's, and the lady said to me, she goes, do you want to read all this stuff? And I go, no. Who does that? She goes, your co worker.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He paid somebody to come in here and read everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't read it. I can't read.

[Chick McGee]

I paid Wayne to do it.

[Christy Lee]

I know you had a.

[Tom Griswold]

First house. The first house I bought, my dad said, be sure to take a lawyer. We're doing the closing thing. And the lawyer goes, don't sign this because you're not going to own this house. You're going to hand them a check for all this money. There's a mistake here. So lesson learned. Take a lawyer.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. For most people, a lot of closings, and I've never had any problem at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Anything.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I think if you end at the closing, if you don't stand up and go, get out, everybody. It's not legal.

[Josh Arnold]

He's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Changing the toilet. Toilet seats. Now, admittedly, I know that, I think about it, the last time I bought somebody else's house, I got. I changed all the toilets.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we changed all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Willie, the house over there. Did you know that when we, when we moved in there, I. I knew a guy that he. I was able to get. Acquire a whole bunch of Canadian toilets.

[Chick McGee]

Cool. Because they're so proud of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, listen, I know a guy. It was because they, they were the water saving ones. These were not the water saving ones. These things had. Yeah. Tanks the size of a kiddie pool.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you flush them, they get the mail done.

[Chick McGee]

And being a griswold, you really need to haul the mail. Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that is true. He do take huge dumps. That is genetic.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are a dumpy family. I walked into a bathroom after heart once.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, it's because he has Metamucil put into the tap water. He likes to keep the fiber I.

[Tom Griswold]

It's part of the reverse osmosis system. We are the most regular to put.

[Chick McGee]

Metamucil into like say a chocolate chip cookie recipe.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they have the biscuits.

[Chick McGee]

I know you have biscuits and cookies, but could you like the powdered stuff?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can. It'll taste orangey. Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I know those are. That's not answering my question.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure you can add it to a recipe. I think.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Because I think the psyllium it'll gel up.

[Tom Griswold]

The psyllium husk I think is activated with the combination of that on the water. Anyways, back to our inquiry. Yeah. Make sure you have a fire extinguisher and a fire blanket. And Christie's right. Nowhere the water shut off is know.

[Josh Arnold]

Where the electrical simple stuff and congratulations. That's exciting.

[Christy Lee]

That is exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And yeah, like a new house. Yeah, it's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing like it. Only had a job that paid me enough.

[Chick McGee]

You got.

[Tom Griswold]

Careful after yesterday. I'm surprised you're not saying if I only had a job.

[Chick McGee]

That is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, is it time to begin our sports broadcast podcast?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I could crap something out over here if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios here in the Bob and Tom program with Chick Magee over there.

[Chick McGee]

Venus Williams has lost her first Grand Slam match in two years in three sets. 45 year old Venus eliminated at the US Open by 11 seed Carolina. Munch my ass. 6 3.

[Willie Griswold]

That's an odd name. She's from Carolina.

[Chick McGee]

Mind these kids up the Charleston much?

[Josh Arnold]

My asses.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't.

[Chick McGee]

We don't ask questions. That's just your name. And can't they rename Flushing Meadows something else?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, why is it called like Happy Meadows? A lot of Flushing there, Flushing.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of the big dumper, Cal Raleigh Is hit his 50th extending his major league record for home runs by a catcher. He's a catcher, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Got a big ass.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why they call him the big bat.

[Chick McGee]

The big dumper Raleigh joined Mickey Mantle as the only switch hitters. What? He drank so much he's ashamed so forth. He hit Mickey 50 homers in a season. Became the eighth player in major league history to reach the half century mark in August. I'm Sorry, I didn't read that. Is the eighth player in major league history to reach the half century mark in August. Batting from the right side, the big dumper sent a 32 fastball from San Diego's J.P. sears, 419ft. Seattle wins that 9 to 6. Caitlin Clark is Nike's newest signature athlete. Expanding the athletic wear company's partnership with the WNBA star. Nike has revealed, and I think we will, too, the new logo for Caitlin Clark's brand.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

They're interlocking seeds representing the Indiana Fever player. Her first signature shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

It almost looks like the MPAA rating a little bit. Yeah, but it's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of oblong. And then there's like a round part of the middle, I think. Yeah, I think it's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

It's two C's interconnecting.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah. No, no, no. I could sit here all day and listen to Tom explain what it looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the white part of the middle is a circle. Christy, do you see. See that? It's like the FedEx thing where there's two things in there. You got to look twice, you see the circle?

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a skinny. It looks like a skinny football.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you see what you want.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see the circle.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a round circle there.

[Christy Lee]

There is a round circle. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The white. The white. The white part.

[Chick McGee]

The square.

[Josh Arnold]

The football shaped one, you know, that's in the center.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Pat Godwin]

If you know what I see, to.

[Christy Lee]

The whole thing on the right.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right there.

[Chick McGee]

You know what that is? That's the button right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. It's meant to be a basketball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I kind of see a.

[Willie Griswold]

Different thing every time I look at it. It's like a basketball, then it's an.

[Christy Lee]

A. Yeah, it kind of do.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the fancy purses that have the C. Gucci.

[Christy Lee]

It kind of looks like a Gucci logo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's distinctive. I think it'll be good. Good for her. You go, Caitlin. That's great. Now she hasn't played for a while.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Still working on the injury.

[Christy Lee]

Half the Fever are playing right now.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a stupid question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have an answer.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the shoe guy. I don't think about shoes.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I don't either.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there non athletic. How do I work this? Are there non athletes that have their own shoe? Like, is there a. Like a share Jordan?

[Christy Lee]

A share Jordan?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, like this? Or is. Are there like. Does Mick Jagger have a shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

A corn had a shoe. They had an Adidas out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Adidas. Quite a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Elvis had the blue sued.

[Chick McGee]

Bad Bunny has a shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So yes is the answer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But have any of them really taken off?

[Josh Arnold]

They all sell out. I mean, I don't know that you would. If you went to a high school, you'd see many of them, but. Because they don't have to make too many of them. But limited edition, nothing like the athletes, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, there's a methodology to that. Creating a shortage is, you know, part of marketing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who. Who would you like to see a shoe from?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't have any more Air Force ones. That's the only ones I like.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't. I don't have any shoe. Like, oh, Giannis has a new shoe. I gotta go buy it. No, I don't. I don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

What if I could get you a shoe from Florence Pugh? Would you like to see that?

[Chick McGee]

Actually road worn. If you know that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a push half marathon day.

[Chick McGee]

Name your price.

[Pat Godwin]

Sydney Sweeney shoe.

[Christy Lee]

She's everywhere right now.

[Pat Godwin]

She should be.

[Willie Griswold]

I have a take about her and this might shock you guys. I think she's hot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why you always got to come in here and just controversy.

[Willie Griswold]

I think she's quite attractive. And guess what? I also like her boobs.

[Chick McGee]

He's crazy. I know. Who put.

[Pat Godwin]

Big bulbs that are perfect.

[Willie Griswold]

Afraid to say it, but I'm here to say it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a liability.

[Tom Griswold]

Anti woke. Yeah. How dare she be a curvy, sexy woman. Hot.

[Pat Godwin]

That's woman right now, Willie.

[Chick McGee]

I think she's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing your own show. What's going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing? I'm just waiting for you to ask me more questions.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it looked like you were looking for something.

[Chick McGee]

I am looking for.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to tell us what it is?

[Chick McGee]

The Washington Commanders. Top. No, the Washington football team. Terry McLaren. They've agreed on terms. He'll be playing the year Trey Hendrickson, and I don't know if he's the third child or not. And the Cincinnati Bengals have agreed on a new one year contract ending his hold in, if you will. He'll receive a $14 million raise. And the heaviest player in the National Football League history may not get a chance to play in the league.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Jasmine Watson will be released by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. A person with knowledge of such a said the deadline for roster cuts this afternoon at 4. That's when all this. Oh, this is going to be a great day on your. On your sports talk. Tom, you got to listen to this. You got to listen to this. Get. Get about half. Half the story and go all half cocked off. Half the knowledge and twice the.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at a photograph of Desmond Watson.

[Chick McGee]

He's 6. 6, 475 pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me take a look at this. Fat.

[Chick McGee]

And he lost. He's lost 25 to 30 pounds before he showed up for training.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like a really nice guy. He's laughing away. He was talking to his buddies in this video.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like a cool guy, but he's bad. He's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's huge.

[Chick McGee]

He's huge.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, he's standing next to the other guys in the field and they're all huge. And he's huger.

[Christy Lee]

Huger.

[Tom Griswold]

And what a. What a boy playing in Florida being that big. Yikes. Hot.

[Chick McGee]

The heat.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot.

[Chick McGee]

I hope he has a good gold bond sponsorship.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't stop him from going to Disney.

[Chick McGee]

World, I'll tell you that. Fatty Galore. You know what they should do is open up a store called Blues. And they could have three and four and five brilliant ideas. Millions a year.

[Tom Griswold]

They're leaving on money on the table.

[Chick McGee]

Millions and millions.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Squirrel on the field is gonna be made even more famous during a baseball game. There you go. A squirrel grabbed his nuts and ran off.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good to know.

[Chick McGee]

I got a gig. A lot of that.

[Willie Griswold]

I like that one, man.

[Tom Griswold]

We got also a headline. Serial butt Sniffer arrested again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sorry. I did it. I'm a recidivist.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out about this backside huffer when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you by Champion Window. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She looks like the Beagle Boys. Tom, we didn't mention that today.

[Tom Griswold]

The second day in a row with broad stripes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And the red curtain.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of stripes.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are. They're. They're broad. What? Horizontal stripes.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. You're saying broad stripes because a girl's wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Vic.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold. Hey, man. Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a radio anxiety dream last night.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Hold that thought. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Chick. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast.

[Josh Arnold]

And I yelled at Tom from the.

[Chick McGee]

Professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Willie Griswold]

You do that in your dreams, too.

[Pat Godwin]

I get yelled at. Tom in real life.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

In the dream, we were getting ready to go to break, and we had a sponsor, and Tom said, josh, who's the sponsor before we take a break here? And you handed me a sheet, and I read it, and I said, oh, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Mackie Construction. Mackey. And you go, no, that's not it. And I go, you handed me this. And you go, well, I meant to hand you this, and this is all on the air. And so then I go, oh, okay. And it was. The name of the company was. Was like, ax, Q, U, Y. Something impossible.

[Willie Griswold]

Like a password.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I was like, axe Queen. You're like, that's not how you say it. And I would. And in my head, I knew that at this moment, this is, like the 20th time you had done this to me. All right, so in the dream, this. This is. There had been a pattern of this. And so I'm. I'm going out, and you go. Finally, you go, just give it to me. And then you. You read.

[Chick McGee]

I read.

[Tom Griswold]

I read it perfectly.

[Josh Arnold]

And we got off the air, and. Yes, you did. And we got off the air, and I said, I will never allow you to set me up like that again. And I yelled, you have made a fool of me for the last time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. Well, I got. I got bad news for you, Josh. I don't. I don't think there's any way we can figure out what that dream meant.

[Willie Griswold]

So was it one of the things.

[Chick McGee]

Where you kind of woke up.

[Willie Griswold]

Woke up for the last time.

[Chick McGee]

And he had to shake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and he looked angry and slammed a door. He went behind the door and slammed it. And so then I went to my buddies who were, wow, this is really a laugh. We were just there. And I go, man, I think he actually is really mad at me. I go in the drago. I think the line that got him was, you've made a fool of me for the last time. And my buddy in the dream goes, yeah, I don't think that line bothered him at all. So now I just want to yell that to anybody who does the slightest wrong to. You've made a fool of me for the last time.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, it's good. That's a good line.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Standing at the counter at McDonald's or some poor kids working his ass off trying to get college money and you're yelling at him about your french fries. There aren't enough in here. Well, that's interesting. Interesting dream.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we had talked a while ago about anxiety dreams and I. And you guys all have radio. Mine have usually been comedy based or stuff like. And this was a radio one.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a standard stand up comedy? I assume it's you get up there and forget your act or forget the act.

[Chick McGee]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or everybody's just kind of milling around and walking and I can't get their attention. Or I say the punchline before the setup. Those are the three for me.

[Pat Godwin]

Mike doesn't work technical stuff for me. All things go wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine are always my problem. Yours is like the only way comedy would go wrong. As if somebody else.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, there's a lot of truth in my dreams.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, do you have an anxiety comedy standup dream?

[Willie Griswold]

No. My big anxiety dream is I show up and I'm at high school and it's some test that I've been skipping the class the whole semester. I don't even know what the class is really. And I never actually make it to the classroom. I'm just walking around the hallway all day talking to my friends about how anxious I am that I didn't prep for this one class.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a variation of that. But if you don't pass the test, you're going to. Not going to graduate. And you don't know what the test is in. You know what room to go to.

[Christy Lee]

I'm amazed you can remember your dreams like that in such detail.

[Josh Arnold]

Most nights I can, yeah. They're really detailed.

[Christy Lee]

Do you journal them?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't.

[Willie Griswold]

Have you ever said you've made a fool of me for the last time before?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think so. It's.

[Willie Griswold]

It's such a. Did you see it on a TV show?

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like it when you hold your finger up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like this is a pronouncement.

[Chick McGee]

You have made a fool of me for the last time, Mr. Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what maybe it is. I'm reading Wuthering Heights. And so maybe that language has bled into my.

[Chick McGee]

What we just had to endure for you to tell us you're reading was.

[Josh Arnold]

A humble brag for me. Reading?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you read by candlelight?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I've not.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I think you. You remember things more.

[Josh Arnold]

I've read.

[Pat Godwin]

You read by Candlelight.

[Tom Griswold]

And is this. This the classic comics version of it, or is this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. They drew Heathcliff way differently than I pictured.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he was a cat.

[Chick McGee]

Did you watch. Did you watch Jeopardy. Yesterday? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just. I missed the last Final Jeopardy, and it was about authors, and I thought you might have gotten.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I didn't see it.

[Chick McGee]

Zef Scott Fitzgerald. Okay, go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right, a couple quick things. Speaking of anxiety, dreams, and speaking of standup comedy, Willie G on the road. Hey, Willie G is going to be in Louisville coming up Thursday, September 4th, at the Louisville Comedy Club. And then the Summit City Comedy Club, a special matinee performance Saturday, September 6th.

[Willie Griswold]

And that one's at 4pm so my grandma's going to come to that show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice. I know.

[Willie Griswold]

So I have to do every joke I've ever written, including the sex and drug ones right there in front of Graham.

[Pat Godwin]

She'll be fine.

[Willie Griswold]

Welcome in Virginia Water's Rock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, I was able to demonstrate a point that I was making on the air that no one bought it.

[Chick McGee]

Bought into.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I try it again.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm going to prove it. So I. I was making the point that a lot of you see that I think one of the number one T shirts out there right now has to be the Nirvana T shirt from the band Nirvana. I was at the state fair.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my nieces has one.

[Tom Griswold]

They're everywhere. And. But I said, I think a lot of the people that are wearing them have no idea. Idea what Nirvana, who the band is, what they sound. So I was in the car yesterday picking up the girls and we're coming back from their swim meet thing and there. There's Smells Like Teen Spirits on the radio, so I crank it up. Great song. And then. Do you like that song, Finn? No. Do you know who that is? No. That's Nirvana. Huh? The T shirt you were wearing yesterday. Oh, see, there's. It's just. There's no connection.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe they like the shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cool. Yeah. No, but I'm just saying, I think that shirt is selling there. There was a time when. Oh, you. You like that band and. Not anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Urban Outfitters must be prominently featuring them in the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's one of the most common shirts I see all the time. I know there's a big thing of retro band shirts out there that are very popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you a band shirt guy in college and stuff? But you wear.

[Willie Griswold]

When you were a kid, did you ever wear retro music shirts? Like a Glenn Miller shirt ever hit.

[Josh Arnold]

John Phillips Sousa and your.

[Willie Griswold]

Your Scott Joplin T shirts or something?

[Chick McGee]

Benny's good, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You have. I wonder if. Are there like, John Philip Sousa T. That would be so funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

A Scott Joplin straw hat.

[Willie Griswold]

Go buy with merch table only a nickel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is next year the 250th of America?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I'm gonna get a straw hat and I'll wear it for most of the year.

[Willie Griswold]

Dude, you know what? I hate how much you're gonna pull it off. I really hate how handsome you're gonna look in it. By the way, you're also wearing a seersucker suit. I don't know if you know that.

[Tom Griswold]

And you gotta carry your banjo around.

[Pat Godwin]

And you have to learn it.

[Chick McGee]

Why was that such a.

[Josh Arnold]

You still do have to learn.

[Chick McGee]

Why was that such a funny scene? Pride of the Yankees, when they all took a bite out of Babe Ruth straw hat. Why does it. They do that? They all. I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They were all on the train going to. To a game, and Babe fell asleep. Those. You know, there was a time bite.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of it where ruining a man's hat was a comedic trope.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Either punching a hole through it or slamming it over their head real hard.

[Tom Griswold]

And, you know, if. If in the movie, they just took.

[Chick McGee]

A bite out of.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, in reality, they all took a dumpy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, in your reality, you've taken boyish heights hijinks and turned it into possibly some sort of pandemic.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever been around baseball players? Come on, you know that they were thinking of baseball.

[Chick McGee]

We've got squirrels running amok. We do Yankees, Red Sox games. We'll have video and talk to you about it coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Squirrel came out and grabbed his nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, who's nuts?

[Chick McGee]

His nuts.

[Christy Lee]

He's nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is.

[Willie Griswold]

That was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he went to Wendy's, right? You like. You like Wendy's, Tom?

[Willie Griswold]

I like Wendy's.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, like Wendy's nuts drag across. Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, now.

[Willie Griswold]

I just like the Baconator, not the nuts on my face.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, headline sex positions that burn the most calories. Oh, probably getting caught cheating.

[Christy Lee]

You have to jump out of a.

[Chick McGee]

Window in after that. Yeah, I've been there. Hey, that ain't funny, man.

[Christy Lee]

Jumped out of a window.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Hang on.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I wasn't cheating. I was with.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you jumped. Never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

I jumped out of a window.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you Did.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I called you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this isn't the black strip club, is it?

[Chick McGee]

If.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a waitress from downtown comedy club I was dating and she was divorced but her stripper bouncer boyfriend came back late drunk because she saw a car in the. And I out the window.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why boxers. I don't know how I'd react or how I would feel about if I had. If I really needed help. I had to rely on Tom. I don't think I could live with myself.

[Christy Lee]

That wouldn't be your first call.

[Tom Griswold]

Would.

[Chick McGee]

God knows.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there are things the only person.

[Willie Griswold]

I knew the first call is Sam. Then you call him. That's how it works.

[Chick McGee]

Good lord.

[Pat Godwin]

It was kind of terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's what you do. If I called you, that must have been terrible. No. So I think I killed the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a second story? Did you have to like climb down?

[Pat Godwin]

Thank God. It was not. It was not. It wasn't like a death defying. I wasn't going to break a leg.

[Christy Lee]

Did you leave your clothes behind?

[Pat Godwin]

I left my. I had my boxes on cuz we were just starting and. But I did leave.

[Chick McGee]

I bet that cut pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, wait. Whoa. Did you have your shoes on?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

What you do.

[Christy Lee]

Did you go back?

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

It all worked out because I called the cops because I thought that she may have been hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Hurt.

[Pat Godwin]

And I actually went back listened at the door and she said everything was okay. And they were calmly talking. He wasn't beating her up.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get your pants back?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm just being said desperately changing these. You know. I dropped a wallet at a strange location one time when we were out on the road. I had to go back and get it.

[Pat Godwin]

I was checking to see if she was okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So I want to make sure you're wearing Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

You're wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

You're wearing cowboy boots and your boxer shorts.

[Pat Godwin]

Just box.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a phone.

[Chick McGee]

Pat. You're on your own.

[Tom Griswold]

You take. You take your boots off before you do these chicks. Unbelievable. Oh, what a weirdo. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Some of us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules go to bob and tom.com contest rules. Rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee and My pen just broke.

[Christy Lee]

All over my fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Worse.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're.

[Pat Godwin]

There's nothing worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Something worse.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, look, look, she's got inkaller. She's a dirty girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so filthy.

[Christy Lee]

I need some alcohol.

[Josh Arnold]

I love filthy finger.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll get you.

[Chick McGee]

Bevy, baby. Bevy. Bevy, baby. That's Pat. God.

[Josh Arnold]

Baby need a Bevy. Clorox wipes.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just joining us, remember the phrase today is he hadn't started beating her yet. There's will.

[Tom Griswold]

And the word is yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I did not say yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was just.

[Tom Griswold]

It was perceived. You know something? I have an idea.

[Josh Arnold]

New topic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why? Why?

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Great to be here. Coming up in a few minutes, we're going to meet Shara, lastly, comedian. Looking forward to that. Firstly, secondly, lastly.

[Josh Arnold]

Presently.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, presently means now a squirrel.

[Chick McGee]

We've got the squirrel story. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Presently means.

[Pat Godwin]

Squirrel's just the one.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that's something right there.

[Chick McGee]

Man. Those squirrels. After you. No, no, no, no. After you.

[Josh Arnold]

I like those guys.

[Chick McGee]

Squirrels and the. Warner. Warner, bro. A squirrel that scurried around the field during last Friday's Yankees Red Sox game now has its own trading card from Tops.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

The rodent briefly interrupted play when it ran out onto the field at Yankee Stadium during the top of the fourth inning and approached Yankees pitcher Max Freed on the mound while the crowd roared.

[Josh Arnold]

At least sign my ball.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, Maxi. I believe we have video of that. Tops announced that it's honoring the. The rat with. Is it just a rat? A squirt? No, it's a squirrel. But aren't they.

[Tom Griswold]

Some places they call them tree rats.

[Chick McGee]

They're cousins, Right. The card reads, it's nuts. Furry friend takes mound at Yankee Stadium. The card listed for $8.99 already sold out by Monday, August 2020 5th.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there. We got a little video of the squirrel.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. There he is. He's walking.

[Christy Lee]

Gray squirrel.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, they're on squirrels. Look like they're all on meth, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they can't make decisions. They.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if it says, how do you sex a squirrel, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you get its legs apart as.

[Tom Griswold]

Far as you can buy our dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I just move the squirrel. I don't move my. Myself.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, how. How sick do you have to.

[Josh Arnold]

You really do have.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great card. Dude, did you see. You ever See the bas famous baseball card with the curse word on it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one of the Ripkin guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Billy Ripin.

[Tom Griswold]

Billy Ripkin, you f face.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Up on the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is it worth a lot of money?

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of Cal Ripken Jr's brother, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know how.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got. Did he know that it was on there?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know the story, but I know. I remember when my brother found it in a pack he opened and we all lost our minds.

[Chick McGee]

But that has to be worth big bucks, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not sure how many were out there, so I don't know. But.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it says 1989 Billy Ripken card. On the original version of the card, he's holding a bat. Written on the knob in black marker are the words F. You know, that a face. Nice face. The card slipped past quality control, made it in two packs, instantly becoming infamous.

[Christy Lee]

So the guys at the baseball card place did that or was it on the bat?

[Tom Griswold]

No, when he took. They took the photograph and they didn't. No one noticed it until it was published. And I don't know if it has any particular value, but I can also. I'll find out for you. But you can get the Squirrel card right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Eight bucks or so you said It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sold out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did you see the NBA card? I think it's Mark Jackson's when he was with the Knicks. Lyle and Eric.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were denied parole, by the way, in case you were really wondering.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, one.

[Tom Griswold]

One day blow off their parents heads with shotguns.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. I wanted to see him on Dancing with the Stars.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's not like they went to car and reload. Oh, they did reload. Okay, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Were you there for that one? Well, he hadn't reloaded yet. Stupid world record. A festival in Guadalupe, Mexico broke three Guinness World records, including the world's largest stir fry in Mexico. Yes. I don't know. I'm just.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I'm merely. I'm merely the messenger. Okay, here we go with a walk. According to. According to Guinness, La Discata 2025 is the name of the festival saw a record breaking stir fry weighing in at £5,331.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I bet it smelled good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The event also broke the record for the most tacos served in one hour with 13,215.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, now that seems apprehended.

[Chick McGee]

And my favorite category, the World's largest frying pan. 23ft in diameter.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that a lot. Yeah, you fry.

[Chick McGee]

That's something.

[Christy Lee]

Well, when you have the world's largest oven. See this is stove up for that, I would maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't they just build a big fire underneath the world's largest.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm pretty sure it's kind of hard to beat all those big ovens in Poland, right?

[Chick McGee]

You gotta. That's.

[Willie Griswold]

I didn't build them.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie's back today, guys.

[Chick McGee]

His dad's excuse.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't build them.

[Chick McGee]

I'm off the hook now. Think of those famous ones, right? La Descata is a meat based meal including sausage, beef, pork, bacon, tomatoes, peppers, onions and beer, all sauteed in pork lard.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

All of the plates were taken by the 10,000 attendees with the rest of the food being donated to local charities and orphanages after the event. Huh? Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here's some day old sausage kids eat up there. Orphan Annie.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh boy. This has been a.

[Christy Lee]

What a cruel two minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

For a food festival. How did that happen?

[Christy Lee]

We're not done with festivals. Spain still famous. Tomatina tomato street fight celebrating its 80th anniversary this year.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people say, I want to go run with the bulls. No, I want to go hurl the tomatoes.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. The hour long event brings 120 tons of overripe tomatoes to the eastern town of Bual, where tarp covered buildings flank a crowd of up to 22,000. Held on the last Wednesday of August, the event was inspired by a food fight between local children who pelted each other with tomatoes back in 1945.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they did.

[Christy Lee]

The tomatoes used are grown exclusively for the festival and are not like those used for food.

[Tom Griswold]

I seen a picture of this. What year was this?

[Christy Lee]

Messi 45 is when it started.

[Chick McGee]

And where is it? Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Spain.

[Tom Griswold]

Spain.

[Christy Lee]

Spain.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the famous Tomatino festival. It's like the running of the bulls, but it's crushed tomatoes.

[Christy Lee]

To avoid injuries, participants are encouraged to squash the tomatoes before hurling them, which I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's going to do.

[Christy Lee]

Non local attendees have to pay $17.50 for a ticket.

[Chick McGee]

I can. I. I will expense that once.

[Christy Lee]

The hour is up, marked by the sound of a cannon shot, crowds shuffle to wash off at nearby communal showers while the town's streets are hosed down.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like the O.J. murder scene.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. I mean this. We've got to start over.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. What a.

[Josh Arnold]

What a horrible hour. This is. Atrocities of the last century.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the last 45 minutes.

[Willie Griswold]

Unplug and replugging the borders.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It started with Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

It did start with.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, to be honest, it started yesterday with Godwin. Is what happened now.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The Tomatino Festival, it's kind of like the running of the bulls. I mean, it's. It's a big thing with all these tourists coming in, but it's a lot safer than the Potato Tiny festival.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Those babies hurt.

[Christy Lee]

They do hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't. You don't want to get one of those.

[Chick McGee]

What about the Coconut festival?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, that's definitely gonna hurt. What's coming up, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, if you've not been to Disney World lately, the mouse ears are being replaced by a very interesting little thing for adults.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you. This is weird.

[Josh Arnold]

That one would be interested. Take me to your.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I didn't get the cut sign. It's a world of dicks. No, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna find out what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable. Find out together.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Also coming up, comedian Shara Lassley. But firstly, yes. No, presently. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Currently, comedian. Presently.

[Tom Griswold]

Presently means next. Coming up soon. At present means now.

[Willie Griswold]

And Christianity means news.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much from the Silac Insurance news desk. And what I mean is, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Better Help these Days. I know about you. I get all of my advice by going online.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

I consult the bones. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick. Miggy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

We do. She is Shara Lasley.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Shara.

[Shara Lasley]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's a weird name.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Shara.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that? S H E R R A. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of a kind.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Shara Lasley]

You got it right out the gate.

[Tom Griswold]

Did your folks just invite invent it?

[Shara Lasley]

No, no, My mom saw it in a magazine and thought it was pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Shara Lasley]

What is pretty deep. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What magazine? Do you know?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Shara Lasley]

I'll have to do some research.

[Tom Griswold]

This could be.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was Gent. Is that what you want? Is that what you want?

[Tom Griswold]

Terribly embarrassing. I don't know. Well, it was. I was looking at the Beaver Hunt.

[Willie Griswold]

And you're great at first impressions. I mean, just look at you go.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, because she's pretty all nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

I just walked in here.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you remember the famous beaver hunt story, though, don't you? Oh, yeah, one of the photos. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I should explain to her this is an awkward thing. There used to be a feature in one of the men's magazines before the.

[Chick McGee]

Internet made this quite common. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the lesser men's magazines. I mean, you know, Playboy always had that. That sort of sheen of. Of fake, fake, fake. You know, the Playboy philosophy. Like it was gonna be Aristotle, Plato.

[Josh Arnold]

They would have a pictorial. Yeah. And then maybe an Updike story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were. There was this sort of faux intellectual thing going on there. But the lesser magazines like Gent and, you know, Hustler. Hustler had the Beaver Hunt in which. Which, as you mentioned, Chick, very common now. But the women would submit photographs of themselves, of themselves. But and they would. And it would always have the name of the photographer. And there was one of them in the back room one day and I opened it up and the photographer was the lady's mom.

[Chick McGee]

And the. You could have you. The description would include the word splay.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A kimbo might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, really, really unfortunate. I don't know how he got off on that topic. Well, we're going to get around to things. Have you met Mr. Godwin? He's in the other room. Room now.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

We've displaced him.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There were some incidents in the last two days. He's.

[Pat Godwin]

I made some mistakes.

[Tom Griswold]

He may be there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

You admit it, don't you? Absolutely. Ah, boy. See.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I know, I know. Have we finished our. Have you completed your sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The award winning sportscast there.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well then let's. Let's meet Cheryl. Let's find out about. We found out she's got a lovely name given to her by her mom. She saw it in a magazine. Probably Mademoiselle or Vogue or Reader's Digestion.

[Shara Lasley]

Yes, yes, probably Reader's Digest.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientific American maybe she's an engineer. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

National Geographic. You don't know.

[Shara Lasley]

Might have been.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, there's a joke I can't do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's. Let's find out more. Sure. You're. Are you. Where do you. You live in the Midwest now. Are you from here?

[Shara Lasley]

I'm from Bettendorf, Iowa actually. Grew up listening to you guys. Loved the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the past.

[Shara Lasley]

Currently low and currently live.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the only thing that's changed I think is me. So I.

[Shara Lasley]

So that's true. Maybe you should. And then we can switch. Yeah, if you could see yourself, that'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I was looking at your resume and it looks like you've been doing some movie stuff and some acting and living in Los Angeles, California.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. So I went into LA and then. And I came here a couple years ago to help my sister with her first son.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, I'm a real. I'm a real sweetheart and ended up staying and really enjoy being back in the Midwest. It's very different from LA and I missed a lot of things about this place.

[Tom Griswold]

But you are an actress.

[Shara Lasley]

I am an actor. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

An actor.

[Shara Lasley]

An actor line.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of roles have you had?

[Shara Lasley]

Mostly comedy. I had a little, little bit part on Dead to Me on Netflix. That was really fun. There's another show called Everyone is doing Great on Hulu that I was on. And then a lot of, like, Internet content and a lot of commercials and voiceover work and stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And these days, a lot of the auditioning is done self tape with an iPhone.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just talking to a guy yesterday that lives here some of the time.

[Josh Arnold]

And don't be shy. It was Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Shara Lasley]

No big deal.

[Josh Arnold]

He and Tom are very close.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're really close.

[Shara Lasley]

What are you guys doing later? Are you guys getting together or is that.

[Tom Griswold]

But he just did an audition and got the guys moving on to the next phase of it. But it's all done remotely and you can be anywhere.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Technology.

[Shara Lasley]

It's kind of nice. Yeah, I enjoy it. I like being an actor. It's really fun. Best part about it is being a waitress. That's been good, you know, so I've been doing that around here. Here, which has been. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I. I worked in a restaurant for quite some time. Christy Lee, you want to. You want to show Shara your restaurant skills? You were.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, welcome to Arby's. May I take your order, please?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

That's my restaurant skill.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I was great in the drive.

[Chick McGee]

You know what Tom does each and every time he goes to a restaurant? The. The server will come up and they'll go, hi, welcome to the Bob's restaurant. And Tom looks at them and says, you know what? We're going to be your favorite table.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't. I know. I don't. I don't throw that up that quickly. I'll often say, oh, I like your tattoo. Is there a story behind it?

[Chick McGee]

Or. Or. What's that in your nose? I heard you say. Heard you say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you heavily tattooed?

[Shara Lasley]

I have a few tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah, I've got a couple.

[Chick McGee]

All the. I. There's nothing more filthy than people with tattoos I don't care for. I'm exposing my tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Shara Lasley]

Very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Are they visible when you're waiting on a table?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, I've got one right here. But it's just, like, a pretty design. It's the number 29. All the women in my family were born on the 29th of the month.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Shara Lasley]

Kind of witchy. And then I've got one on my ankle that was a mistake. And it looks like a Chuck Taylor star, but it's not. It's just a star.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Are you gonna get it taken off?

[Shara Lasley]

No, absolutely not.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You just wear Converse all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Imagine how painful that would be on your ankle. Wow. That's close to the bone. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't, I guess, the most painful. The most commonly one to be taken off. Pat and I were talking to a lady that removes tattoos is the wedding ring tattoo, and that's apparently really painful to take off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's expensive getting divorced, I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I see. We're gonna check in with Christy Lee. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Do you have a story that would be interesting to all of us?

[Willie Griswold]

That was the meanest thing I've ever heard.

[Chick McGee]

Holy.

[Willie Griswold]

In sort of a polite fashion.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Actually, we were going to jump into overrated sexual fantasies.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Probably joining the Mile High Club. Lol. Especially in tiny bathrooms of today's planes, according to the top answers from Reddit.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute. That. That's the most overrated?

[Christy Lee]

No, these are some of the most overrated sexual fantasies by Reddit users. They're. They're weighing in on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys know. Is it. So as a Reddit users, they had the fantasy, they tried it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Decided it was overrated.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I would. Yeah, I think that's a pretty overrated one. Wouldn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that? The Mile High Club.

[Christy Lee]

I. I can't speak because I don't know. I'm not a member.

[Tom Griswold]

You've done that, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is this. I think they mean with a partner.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, smarty pants.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first of all, where was her husband?

[Tom Griswold]

Is the guy in seat 4B being beaten up?

[Josh Arnold]

This obviously isn't the one. You had to jump out a window.

[Pat Godwin]

Getting the wrong impression.

[Shara Lasley]

I think I know the impression I'm getting. It's spot on. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do for it to count. For the Mile High Club to count, do both people have to complete?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Does the guy at least have to complete?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I think both Shara's saying yes.

[Shara Lasley]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

The guy has to complete. The girl doesn't always.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't just go in there and kiss and hug. It's the mild high club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Then I'm never going to finish Shrek on my iPad. You know, I want to get back to the seat so we can get things going.

[Shara Lasley]

It's good to have priorities.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It has to be in like. But I think it has to be like the donut french fry thing.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? What? No, no. Hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

She's right. I. I have completed. On a donut.

[Chick McGee]

On a donut. While eating a french fry.

[Josh Arnold]

Know what?

[Chick McGee]

Now you know all my.

[Josh Arnold]

So it can't just be a little in and out. You. It should be the full thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but the larger point here is, is this on your list of this.

[Christy Lee]

Is not a fantasy?

[Tom Griswold]

I would.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, I don't even like using the bathroom for what it's for.

[Christy Lee]

On a plane, let alone have sex in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I can't. I wouldn't be able to get comfortable.

[Chick McGee]

I got.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta. I gotta be able to stretch my legs out.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, my God, that's her word. She's working.

[Tom Griswold]

And those, Those bathrooms are tiny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Even on a. I was on a huge plane seat. She would. I don't know. How would you do it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Shara Lasley]

Is he seated on the seat?

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I would think he would have to.

[Tom Griswold]

But the question. But is, is this something that you would ever even want to do? Is the question.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I get the thrill.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think so? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Heck, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I get the whole, hey, you know, I'm a member of the mileage. That's kind of fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I think it's gross.

[Chick McGee]

You can get t shir.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you think sex is gross.

[Josh Arnold]

You want me to put what where?

[Tom Griswold]

That's not true. Have you been lying? I think it's filthy and great.

[Chick McGee]

It's for reproduction. Correct. That's all good for.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just on a rather large airplane and even on that thing, the bathroom, I could. Of course. And I had to go in there. I'm thinking this is the time the seat belt light pops on and the thing's going to drop 10,000ft. No, I have no desire to be part of that.

[Christy Lee]

What about sex on the beach? That's another one. This Reddit user says, nah, sand goes everywhere. It wasn't worth it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, true. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, here's one for you. Sex in a lake.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's kind of counter productive. I mean, unless. Do you remember the scene in Jaws where the. The reel starts going out when the shark grabs the wire line and he, he says. He says pour water on the reel to cool it down. I mean, I. I suppose if it's smoking, you might want to wait into the lake.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll just make more smoke. Water creates friction.

[Christy Lee]

Let's not forget, hot tub sex is awful. Pumping nasty water into your partner sounds terrible. According to this.

[Josh Arnold]

Nasty water into your partner. You know what that does sound terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't want to do it?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. In my book now we can say anything we want. I. If, if we could do that.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's what, that's what someone.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it says, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what someone in Reddit wrote down. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Being with a man with a huge male member.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Well, ladies, not only overrated, but pretty damn exaggerated as well. The average penis, smaller than people like to think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Girls like the small penis.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine it does sort of become unwieldy and.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, I mean, I think it depends how big. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Painful.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we are. And the guys know what the most haunting words are. No, no, you're perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

I just take and run.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to. You can't dwell on it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All men are perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That is true.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Not quite up to snuff.

[Christy Lee]

Overrated sexual fantasy. According to Reddit use users. Shower sex, sure. It's impractical, uncomfortable, and every time we've done it, I've almost slipped and died.

[Willie Griswold]

Let's have to wear your water shoes in there for grip to be safe.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, do you wear water shoes?

[Josh Arnold]

I go extra safe. I go water wings.

[Chick McGee]

When you take a shower in your home, do you wear shower shoes and water wings?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I. If I go out to the pool, I'll put on water shoes. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

If you get in your pool at your house, you wear water shoes. You wear water shoes in the house.

[Josh Arnold]

Because the concrete's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

You between that. Between the house and if I walk.

[Chick McGee]

To the household, you won't walk barefoot.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather not.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I bet you are the oddest person I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he has algae between his toes right now.

[Willie Griswold]

What's that in your toes?

[Pat Godwin]

Algae.

[Chick McGee]

They're like two blades, steel.

[Tom Griswold]

So now to. To take this topic. Are there any more from the Reddit people?

[Christy Lee]

There are the three, according to this Reddit user. I'll call my parents instead if I want to disappoint two people at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good one. We got a comedian and then chick. Actually, you've nailed this one.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can't play zone. I will not do it one on one, man. I can't. I can't. Oh, yeah. Confusing as it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Never been interesting to me. Josh, is that part of your repertoire of.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd like that?

[Josh Arnold]

I would, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Am.

[Pat Godwin]

I am a one woman man?

[Chick McGee]

Are you now or have you ever been, Josh, A member of a Communist Party. I think that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That has its place, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Look, Tom, Tom is doing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

I'm curious. You can't get over.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever been involved in one of these so called three?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Just for fun, let's say he has. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The key is to not have any sort of delusions of grand grandeur. It's not just about you, it's about everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it? At some point, though.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds really reasonable and yet.

[Chick McGee]

But is it, it has to be at some point. It's much like just waiting for a bus, isn't it? I mean, what?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would maybe be a person who would appreciate the chance to go get a glass of water.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And then come back.

[Pat Godwin]

Are there times where you feel left out, like you're just kind of laying there?

[Josh Arnold]

Like I said, you use that time to your advantage.

[Chick McGee]

You go make some microwave door dash.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Do they make requests like, I'd like a blt. Would you mind going, going to the kitchen and whipping up.

[Josh Arnold]

Go. Hey, wait a second. Am I out?

[Shara Lasley]

Not if you make a good BLT and come back.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to catch up. Now, when you were doing this, if I were to Nashir of the blt, what of the I want.

[Christy Lee]

Devil street way is what he's got there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, the assumption was. No, that does not appeal to me at all. Are there any, any other fantasies that are appealing to you at all? Chick?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy. I, Whatever. Really? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, dirty talk, right? You like that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like, I like a little League game. Yeah. I like to hear how I'm doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I like, I like an instant report card. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk it up, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Not too crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, swing better, better, better swing better.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's, that's fine. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pardon me, are you a talker in that situation?

[Willie Griswold]

Is that the only place you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk too much, that you may have nailed it?

[Josh Arnold]

Shara, you. Have you had it go bad? Have you had dirty talk go bad?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah. And it's pretty awkward. You know, you get a little into it and it's like you meant to say, you know, yeah, daddy, right there. But it came out as like, see.

[Tom Griswold]

The daddy thing is disturbing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

If you really get into character, it can get even more disturbing. You know, I was like, yeah, daddy, right there. But it came out as, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, daddy right there.

[Chick McGee]

That would be, you know, I kind of like that.

[Shara Lasley]

And that's the problem. He liked it too. I was like, I gotta call the cops.

[Chick McGee]

I think to have to take a break for like. I want to hear that 24 hours. Tom is shocked beyond belief. I think it's time for me to tell you about simply.

[Tom Griswold]

So that was, that was that. But that was, that was Cheryl Asley. Thank you. That was really great. When we come back, I want to pick this topic up again. I want to find out, I want to find out what if anybody else has any particular fantasies that they think are either overrated or underrated. We'll, we'll get back to that. But right now you were going to tell me about what now?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. When we come back once again, we'll review from Reddit the most overrated fantasies in the world of human intimacy. And I'm assuming we're keeping it strictly human for all practical purposes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go ahead and decide right now. Collectively.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we don't want to get.

[Chick McGee]

Let's let Pat weigh in on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, ladies, according to Dr. Leslie Kenney, your vagina needs strengthening. So there'll be some weightlifting when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email, Bob and Tom at [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold. Hey, man. Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chicken. I miss you.

[Chick McGee]

I miss you more. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. And hello. Tom. We have a special guest. Oh, Shara.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A little journey for that ass.

[Tom Griswold]

No, just Steve Perry solo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy. I thought it was better coming from me.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, don't take this the wrong way, but you look really good in there. That lighting is really spectacular.

[Tom Griswold]

No, wait a second. It looks like he's got an electrical socket plugged into his ass. Look at his hair sticking out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a little wispy, but that's all right.

[Christy Lee]

His hair was wispy in here. That doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, would you be interested at all in you and Tom standing, say, a foot apart, and each of you get a punch at the other one? No, no face.

[Pat Godwin]

He'd go down so fast.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

I have such built up anger for him right now.

[Chick McGee]

There'd be three hits. You hit him. Ambulance hits 60.

[Pat Godwin]

I love my Tommy. He can tease me all he wants.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But that is. I have to admit, that is pretty good lighting. It is it? It makes your hair fluffy and bluish.

[Pat Godwin]

I have headphones on.

[Chick McGee]

It makes your hair fluffy and bluish.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And what man wouldn't want, like, assisted living bluish.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I witnessed a little bit of. Of a spat between Tom and Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A few of us did, actually. And may I say two lines that it was very merriled. Married couple.

[Chick McGee]

Ish. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I. That's the way they fight almost every afternoon. And I kind of smile. Tom goes, I am pissed. And Pat goes, then be pissed. It's kind of one of those things. It's like, yeah, you know, I can't. I'm not gonna be able to fix it.

[Chick McGee]

They are married.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That was funny.

[Pat Godwin]

We've been friends for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. And, Pat, how many songs have you done today?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yesterday I did three.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Today we're at zero.

[Christy Lee]

Zero.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't. I have tons of songs.

[Christy Lee]

Do you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You haven't asked me for one. We haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

He did. Different squirrels just want to have fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Good.

[Pat Godwin]

That was br.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not forget that squirrel has his own trading card. Baseball trading card.

[Pat Godwin]

We had Willie in here. We were giving people equal time. We're having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if something. So annoying, if something comes up where there's an important song.

[Josh Arnold]

Cheryl Asley, the comedian is with us. Are you a singer at all?

[Shara Lasley]

Absolutely not. Please don't ask me to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

We can do Islands in the Stream together.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have to ask Adele then.

[Willie Griswold]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how many James Bonds can you. Can you name?

[Chick McGee]

Zero.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a one. Are you talking the actors or titles?

[Tom Griswold]

Either. What do you got?

[Shara Lasley]

Halle Berry.

[Chick McGee]

He was a Bond girl.

[Shara Lasley]

And then the guy. I'm picturing the last. Maybe the last guy that did it. Everybody I know is going to be so mad at me right now for not knowing any of them. But yeah, Daniel Craig is. That's the one I'm thinking of. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Too beef.

[Pat Godwin]

Too beefy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, too beefy.

[Shara Lasley]

Daniel Craig's too beefy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you wouldn't like. You wouldn't like him. You want a guy with a granddad bod.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, yeah. It's very in right now. Granddad Bob.

[Chick McGee]

You kind of look like Daniel Craig, right? Yeah, a little bit. You're shaped like Daniel in that lighting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What if Daniel Craig drowned? You're just. And the bloated body floated to the surface.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

That's like. Tosh told me that one time that I look like George Crow Clooney if Clooney had been stung by every bee that ever exists. Thanks. Thanks, Dan. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's find out more about Shara. We've decided that we have uncovered the fact that Shara was named by her mom.

[Shara Lasley]

That's correct.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of kids.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty much how it happens.

[Chick McGee]

You did. You did present it like. It was an unbelievable fact. She was named by her parents.

[Willie Griswold]

Can you believe?

[Tom Griswold]

Parents. I said by her mom.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm being precise. I still think having personally been babies.

[Christy Lee]

Have you named.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's a zero, but yeah, the ladies seem to get the choice.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you. I thought you. You named your first son, right? Sam.

[Tom Griswold]

We voted.

[Josh Arnold]

You definitely had input, which.

[Tom Griswold]

I've told you this story 100 times. I wanted to name him Duke Y. And my mother said she goes, that sounds like the name of a tavern owner.

[Christy Lee]

So is his name Samuel Duke?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. But I know I. But I never. I never did use Duke, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's still time, you weirdo.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

Do it.

[Chick McGee]

Wrap it up.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be. I'm hoping to get I have a nine year old, by the way. I'm hoping to get to her high school graduation. If I've got a new one, I'm passing me off.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not gonna make it.

[Chick McGee]

What is that, eight or nine years, right? There's no way.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's find out more about Shara. You. You are an actress. You've done voiceover work.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You do stand up comedy. Are you a single woman?

[Shara Lasley]

I am a single woman.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that going?

[Shara Lasley]

It's not going great. Not going great.

[Christy Lee]

Guys like Pat hitting on her.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the drowned, bloated carcass of Daniel Craig.

[Tom Griswold]

Daniel Craig back here, coming at her.

[Pat Godwin]

That was very sweet. I'm an old man.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing the dating. The. What is it called?

[Christy Lee]

The dating apps?

[Tom Griswold]

The apps, yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. No, not really. I prefer irl. Meeting people in. In real life, you know what IRS code code.

[Chick McGee]

In real life.

[Shara Lasley]

Real life.

[Chick McGee]

Not the racing league.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the indie racing league.

[Christy Lee]

No, in real life.

[Tom Griswold]

In real life. That makes sense. I agree with it.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah. Yeah. I did just date someone recently and it got a little, you know, it got a little wonky. Like, I don't know how concerned I need to be, but I found out his age, age, and whoops. I mean, he's not Pat.

[Willie Griswold]

Because none of us know his age. The actual age, I mean, because I'm ageless.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at me in this light.

[Shara Lasley]

Touche. This guy was just a little younger than I thought. I mean, like, he was. He. Yeah, he was like, you know, 14. I mean, emotionally 14. Legally 45, but emotionally 14, which made me feel a bit little. Little like, what is wrong with me? You know? So now I feel like I have to call the authorities on myself, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you ever tried the dating apps?

[Shara Lasley]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And which one did you use, may I ask?

[Shara Lasley]

Hinge.

[Tom Griswold]

Hinge, yes. And I would just. I know that some of them have a particular sphere in which they are doing the search for you. Yeah, you've got. What is it, the farmers only or something?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. J date.

[Tom Griswold]

J Date for those of the Jewish faith.

[Josh Arnold]

Hinges for if you want to meet a doorman.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know it. Does Hinge have a particular sphere of folks?

[Christy Lee]

You're kind of just younger, I think.

[Shara Lasley]

I think it's just. Yeah, it came like after Tinder and Bumble and was supposed to be a little bit more like less sexual and more like geared towards relationships, but that quickly devolved.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you were on binge.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring that up now for. Pissed me off even more.

[Tom Griswold]

For women. You never Drank?

[Chick McGee]

Well, women.

[Tom Griswold]

Women.

[Pat Godwin]

You're the wildest person I knew. Oh, don't say that in front of my daughters.

[Josh Arnold]

You listen on the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in school already.

[Pat Godwin]

I've had it with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Binge is where you pick up alcoholics who are pretty easy to get down. Get down with.

[Chick McGee]

What's the name of the dating app that. For the rich celebrities or something?

[Willie Griswold]

R A Y N. There's a big.

[Christy Lee]

Article in the Wall Street Journal recommendation weekend about that. Did you read?

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't see that. What is it? What does that stand for?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what it stands for, but it's a very exclusive dating app.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have some kind of a vetting process?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They have to be recommended and then you have to clear. Yeah, I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a user friendly interface and. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really, the verification goes pretty quickly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that sounds working for me.

[Chick McGee]

No problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Really awful place to meet awful people.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, people.

[Josh Arnold]

Famous people need love too, Charlize.

[Christy Lee]

The Roan's on there. I mean, I mean, people like that are on it.

[Pat Godwin]

So our first date was great.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it really?

[Pat Godwin]

She's no monster.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. Will you put on the Eileen Ware nose makeup? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call me filthy and put a pistol to my head.

[Chick McGee]

You're in ct, huh? All right, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we were discussing this thing. Reddit the headline. What's the most overrated sexual fantasy among them? Sex on the beach. Sex at a lake. What the ladies were weighing on a man with a huge male member. That was apparently overrated.

[Christy Lee]

Mile High club.

[Tom Griswold]

Mile High club, shower, sex, threesomes. Do you have any particular ones, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Other one that fantasies that I. I did actually play out that I found to be over overrated? No, not really. Positions, maybe where I went. Oh, you know what? That's better on paper. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You've done.

[Christy Lee]

Do you own a Kama Sutra?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't own a Kama Sutra. No.

[Chick McGee]

No, No.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know if you were the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's nothing that could ever teach me. I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm. I. I wanted. I. I wanted this in a general way, not referring to anybody in the room.

[Pat Godwin]

Better not be me.

[Christy Lee]

He's looking right at me.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. No, no, no, no. Is there a commissary sutra for the larger folks?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a.

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[Josh Arnold]

It'S easy to find. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The joke was there the whole time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it was. I didn't have to. Yeah, you did all the work for me. I Didn't have to.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was applauding you for coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Up with the joke. A lot of hostility here.

[Willie Griswold]

You can't throw up a lob and then when the guy does the slam dunk, you go. That was all me.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, I said that was the joke.

[Tom Griswold]

You nailed it. That was great.

[Willie Griswold]

You can't brag about assists, you just smile.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but is a high five. Is there one?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope you know, here, I'll. I'll just google sex moves for fat people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, when you said bigger.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, why are you googling this again? Google. Leave me alone.

[Chick McGee]

The boss of me.

[Willie Griswold]

When you said bigger, I thought you meant like the bigger or just gentleman the well endowed.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

You mean big people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

A guide to penetrative plus size sex.

[Christy Lee]

There you go, Tommy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Not only is it there, it's a guide. Everything you'd want.

[Tom Griswold]

I was a legitimate question. What is the name of the store for the ladies that are.

[Christy Lee]

Lane Bryant.

[Tom Griswold]

Lane Bryant.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise known as Large Client. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

I also. Casual Whale. I think that one's good too.

[Chick McGee]

So what are the.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the main. What are the main dating?

[Chick McGee]

Tori or Torrit.

[Christy Lee]

Torrid.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the main dating ones though?

[Willie Griswold]

Tinder, Hinge, Bumble Bumble Grinder.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet there's a plus size. I would hope there's a plus size because there are skinny people who want fatties.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called chicken tenders.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken Tender Hush Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

And is. Was there one for people who like to fish?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Plenty.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were bringing it home, brother.

[Christy Lee]

You mean plenty of fish?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What is that?

[Christy Lee]

That's an old. That was one of the oldest ones. It was one of the first free apps.

[Tom Griswold]

I know there's. There's the one for lumberjacks. Timber.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

The ladies. The ladies love the lumberjacks. We're coming right back. We're hanging out with comedian Cheryl lastly.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're coming back with the best positions for fatties.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. Good to know. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold Hi. Hey, I'm Chick and Tom. We've got a special guest right here in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Joining us in the studio, it's comedian Shara lastly. And it's S H E R R A. Cheryl Lassley is here with us and we have a question for the group. Okay, this is a nice letter. You can reach us. Bob and tomtom.com we love hearing from you. Any topic. We're not shy.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, bother us.

[Tom Griswold]

It says hello. I've been a fan since day one. Love you guys. And ladies. Oh, I see what this. We were talking about the sort of fantasies about sex, et cetera, et cetera. One of them was, you can say.

[Chick McGee]

Well, at least you're, you know, comfortable with the topic.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I, I need, I need to contextualize this.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Does the Mile High Club count if you're in a hot air balloon?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, it counts, but the guide gets really bad.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it's simply. You have to go on the def. The actual what? It says you got to be 5280. What? Feet up in a plane. Right. You got to be a mile.

[Christy Lee]

He did it in a hot air balloon.

[Chick McGee]

Good for them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that should be its own club.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, cuz you got to time that right.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like. It looks like Christie just been fisting something.

[Willie Griswold]

We laughed at it. She nailed it. None of us know what to call that.

[Tom Griswold]

The accelerator, the thing, the old poof. Her.

[Christy Lee]

Because you got. You got to keep doing that while you're doing her. That'd be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. By the way, I, I would say the answer is yes. And this is from. We'll just call him BT in Bowling Green, Kentucky, who apparently has done this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Brian Thompson. He's a good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Bright's. His brother Bob. I think that would count.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, if you're. If you're a mile up, I have a question. If you're mountain climbing and you're a mile up, you're part of the Mile High Club.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I did it in Denver.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't be on terra.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

By this logic, if I got lucky in Denver, that means I'm part of the Mile High Club. It needs to be on a plane.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to be on a plane.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it has to be aloft.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As the judge, I would say.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you keep coming up with words that. I want to punch you in the. That's because you have to be alone.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because you're subliterate. I understand.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is that? You did it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a bad humble brag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So does it count if I was.

[Chick McGee]

In a hot air balloon?

[Shara Lasley]

Way cooler.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

But no, but I don't know anything about hot air balloons. Can they go a mile up?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't know how high they go up. I wonder if I could even get it up in a hot air balloon. I'd be a little nervous.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, because you can't do a Ferris wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

I can. I'm just very uncomfortable. But I can do high roller coasters. I can do heights. But for whatever reason, the Ferris wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree with you. Because you get up there and you're start thinking. Are these guide wires?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's something about gondolas I have trouble with too. But I will do them. I just have a little trouble.

[Shara Lasley]

You want a seat belt? You like seat belts?

[Chick McGee]

I like.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. Maybe that's it.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Held in at the risk of being pretentious, which of course, I can't not be Willy the Gondolas at first Vale.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, what about him, do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Willie the Gondolas at Vail.

[Willie Griswold]

Look, if it makes you feel any better, this is a ski trip that I'll never be able to afford.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

Like, it's okay. I'm not that big of a jerk. He's the jerk. So what do we got?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not a jerky. Pays for your trip. Shush.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm just saying. I'm just saying, as a pretentious guy, I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you asking if those count?

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if people. I'm sure they do.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. No, people do for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the old veil nail.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do it because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

What is how it is about 8 minutes. What is it, 10 minutes? I forget.

[Josh Arnold]

You can have sex twice.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in there for.

[Chick McGee]

Do those. It takes 10 minutes, really, to get.

[Christy Lee]

Up to and on how you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. I don't. I'd never. I just. I've done it a lot depending on how I never. But I mean, obviously. For example, I remember getting into one a couple months ago. I was there and someone had obviously, just as they say, burn one.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Spielberg. Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Those are fun. You goof around with your pals in there. Not a bad time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's reeked of pot. But I'm sure people do that in the. In a.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Gondola.

[Christy Lee]

In the summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is there a name for doing it on a Greyhound bus? Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question. No, I have been on a Greyhound bus, but no one does it on the ground.

[Chick McGee]

They don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

It's too smelly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's terrible.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a long time time ago.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a very wealthy man now.

[Tom Griswold]

I fly.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a private jet.

[Shara Lasley]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

The old. The old pj, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll bet people have done it on a Greyhound bus.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, there's a lot of people. It's been a lot of time. They've probably done it pretty much anywhere you can think of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In a sewer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Graveyard, anyone?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a. I got a. Hands up from Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Car.

[Pat Godwin]

Car. And a graveyard.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Car. What? No, that. On a tombstone. No, no, no, no, no.

[Shara Lasley]

What, you want balanced on top of a.

[Chick McGee]

You guys are trying to find shortcuts to these things. I don't like it.

[Christy Lee]

Flowers everywhere near my house. There's like a memorial garden or a funeral place, whatever. But they have all the Crips out, like, just hundreds of them.

[Tom Griswold]

And the people are above ground.

[Christy Lee]

No, these are not used yet. Oh, they're like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's for sale. I see. It's like a car lot.

[Christy Lee]

Caskets. It's crazy. It's not the caskets. It's the actual.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That goes down in the ground that you put the casket in.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

It's creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have, like, signs on them? Like.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's just. They're just sitting there. Today's special, waiting for the next.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't they fill with water?

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're closed. They have a. They're.

[Chick McGee]

I think what. What you're listening to is probably an explanation of why none of us have ever done anything. We're talking about. Why do you make mean the. The flowers and the water? Where does that go? I don't understand. Are we in the graveyard?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? It'd be funny. Christy, get one of those billboards, put it right next to that place. If you lived here, you'd be home. If you were in this, you'd be home.

[Chick McGee]

If you were dead, you'd be here now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Well, it's a time for a quick quiz. We've been talking about annuities a lot on this show. What is an annuity? How do you find out? What is this all about? What do you mean? I can swap around with my 401k. What am I talking about? Well, you know, who knows all those answers? The Silac Insurance Company. I'm going to ask Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who has been a veteran of the SILAC situations here at our. At our radio station that's right here, it's the quiz. It's the Chick McGee three. Question one. Dear Chick, I want to browse. I want to read about the Silac annuity programs, the Silac Annuity choices. What is the address? Address for the Silac Insurance Company.

[Chick McGee]

Silac website. That's right. It's silac ins dot com. That's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good for question two. I love this notion. 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a silac annuity. How do I find out about that? What's the phone number?

[Chick McGee]

Once again, very easy. Tom, was it? Yes. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. £250 and just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you've gotten two of three. As you know, if you get all three, you get a hundred dollars in cash.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Question three. Could you please read the Silac insurance disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

I'm too busy on my phone right now. Christy, would you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Nobody talks like that.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, my suggestion is perhaps getting caught checking, cheating and having to go out a window. Pat. And then run down the street with your shorts on. We'll find out what I'm talking about when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

The top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Willie Griswold. What's up, man? Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest Joining us.

[Tom Griswold]

In the studio, comedian Shara, lastly is here with us.

[Shara Lasley]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

And Shara's a young woman, and I want to get you. I want to get your opinion here.

[Chick McGee]

Relax. Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. You'll see where I'm going with this. It's important.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Out. Tom, relax.

[Tom Griswold]

I just said Shara is a young woman and Willie is a young man, and they do not know each other. Although Shara does know my other. One of my other sons.

[Willie Griswold]

His name. Nail that one.

[Chick McGee]

We've. I've got a surprise for you. We've got a date selected especially for you. No, I wanted you to.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Willie is once again growing a mustache.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you just met him. If you were in. What do you call it?

[Chick McGee]

Irl. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In real life. If it was a dating situation and I'm not trying to hook you guys up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm glad you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Would the. Would the mustache be a yes or a no?

[Shara Lasley]

I like the mustache.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

I like facial hair.

[Chick McGee]

When you do the pose like that, you're kind of. And I can't.

[Shara Lasley]

I mean, I would hope that that's.

[Chick McGee]

The thing up on this. That face he's making is kind of adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a tad Dickinsonian.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like a. A gentleman from the Victorian era.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. The gilded Age, if you will. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd say thank you, father.

[Josh Arnold]

Sort of east egg.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Willie Griswold]

Kind of went a little high there by accident.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, my. My 12 year old keeps doing that. Thank you, father.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Like. Like, it's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny. She's being funnier.

[Tom Griswold]

Where did she pick? They pick that up.

[Chick McGee]

They go through all that. Father, dad, daddy.

[Josh Arnold]

O.

[Chick McGee]

You ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie calls me Pops. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Do they call you Tom once?

[Tom Griswold]

She did that last week. What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

We did that in high school. We all called our parents by their first names and we thought it was just cutting edge comedy, man. Well, Vern and Eileen told me I can't. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's never.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Your mom and dad's name were Vern and Eileen.

[Chick McGee]

I just made those up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Sherry, you said you were on the dating apps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Any recent dates that were fun? Weird.

[Shara Lasley]

I did have a date recently where a guy showed up, sort of trauma dumped on me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Shara Lasley]

And then ordered $115 worth of food.

[Willie Griswold]

And look, I apologize for that, so. I don't know why you're saying that out loud right now.

[Shara Lasley]

I'd like you to at least half. You can just Venmo me, man. I don't know why we have to fight about that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I lost you. What happened? He done. He.

[Shara Lasley]

So I opened a tab at the bar because I, you know, I love to have somebody pay for me, but I plan on paying for myself. And he came in and sat down. He was late. And he trauma dumped. And then he ordered about 115 worth of.

[Chick McGee]

That's what Tom doesn't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand what?

[Pat Godwin]

That's what you John Mayer does.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

There's a reason you're in that room.

[Tom Griswold]

Distracting. So he laid some horror story on you about his personal life?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, it was pretty bad. I was all about, you know, PTSD and heroin, and it was very romantic. It was really.

[Willie Griswold]

More like, did you have siblings? Where'd you go to college? That kind of stuff?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But didn't say. Look, hey, I. I used to be a heroin addict. By the way, are you holding?

[Shara Lasley]

No, but he looked like he had had some in his system or something.

[Tom Griswold]

At my age. By the way, if I say, are you holding? I mean either Viagra or Metamucil or both. Take the Viagra first.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very important. We're talking with Cheryl Asle. And now you are a. You also. You also work in a restaurant.

[Shara Lasley]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a former restaurant worker. I know. Willie. You washed dishes one summer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee was of course, a Arby's. Did you only do the drive through?

[Christy Lee]

No, but I preferred.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you make the sandwiches?

[Christy Lee]

I did, but I wasn't allowed to use a slicer because I wasn't 18 yet. You had to be 18 to use a slicer.

[Chick McGee]

Do they still have the big giant log of meat at Arby's? Yeah. Really good roast.

[Christy Lee]

Roast beef. Yeah. And then they put it in the slicer and Nice. So all I could do was, boom.

[Chick McGee]

There it comes.

[Christy Lee]

Back in the old days, all they had were like a ham and cheese and a roast beef. We didn't have all the selections now.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, ever work in a restaurant?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I worked essentially a fast food restaurant at Six Flags.

[Tom Griswold]

Flipping burgers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And running the register.

[Tom Griswold]

And were you good at that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's the place where I would steal purpose. I would steal from the till so that they would make me a full time cook because I didn't want to be working the register.

[Chick McGee]

So your reasoning was they won't fire me. They'll just move me to a different.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm so bad at this job.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I Will. They'll just move me to.

[Chick McGee]

So do we have to ask if you were fired or not?

[Josh Arnold]

I ended up having to quit that job.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

At least you. You were up 80 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good. Very good. You know, we forgot to do it today in history, so let's just do it anyway. Today.

[Chick McGee]

And today in history. I can't get over the fact Labor Day's Monday. That really is throwing me. August 26th, 2, 6. Tom, what year. What year are we stopping at?

[Tom Griswold]

1920.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The roaring 20s do this in quiz form. Christy Lee. The 19th amendment.

[Willie Griswold]

I know it.

[Christy Lee]

The 19th amendment. Was that prohibition?

[Tom Griswold]

That was the 18th, wasn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, repeals prohibition.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's the 21st.

[Christy Lee]

God. 19th I got to vote.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why their liquor stores called the 21st Amendment.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. 19th. I get to vote.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Women were granted the right.

[Chick McGee]

That's when it all went to hell. Right, fellas?

[Tom Griswold]

And so far. So far, it's still out there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Seems to be concerned that it would go away.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to crack open a paper.

[Chick McGee]

Am I the only one that he's not a thing. Am I the only one that he.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Chick McGee]

He texts. Don't say these things. And then he says them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go. Oh, this is interesting. 1939, the Cincinnati Reds played the Brooklyn Dodgers in the first televised major league baseball game.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1939, man.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

So of course he had a TV.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, yeah, it scored 100 rating.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was in black and white. Although on the field, it was just in white.

[Chick McGee]

It might have been a problem with the quality of the play we've got.

[Josh Arnold]

We've gotten better.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? That's. Let's concentrate on we're better. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

1968. I always have to put in some Beatles trivia. I should explain this. Sheriff Pat and I, big Beatles fans, had a crawler. Take it. Take it or leave it.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

This one. I have a couple of. A negative thing about 1968. The Beatles released the song hey Jude.

[Pat Godwin]

I love my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like hey Jude?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a nod out.

[Chick McGee]

No, I love it.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey Jude. Batman. There's plenty of great Na na na songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what about. Would you rather have Neil Diamond, Sweet Caroline, Da da da or the Beatles? Na na na na. Neither bother me, really. They both bother me a lot. I guess I'm the only one, Pat, you're not the only one, but your hey Jude thoughts.

[Willie Griswold]

You hate Joy.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Jude is My actual favorite Beatles song for some reason. They start right off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's. He's wrong. It goes on for Tom and I never.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good one, you know, there's.

[Pat Godwin]

Not many people that can cover it. Like for Randy Newman, for example.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Randy Newman? The guy that does the great theme to Toy Story?

[Willie Griswold]

What a great day you've come to.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How would it go?

[Josh Arnold]

Ham fisted now.

[Chick McGee]

Just got.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you know who Randy Newman is?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jammed it right in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I did.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Show off time.

[Pat Godwin]

Randy Newman can't do everything. Okay, Randy Newman attempts the Beatles.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart. There you can start to make it feel better.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there we go. It's my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the best Na na Na song?

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Land of, Land of Land of a thousand dances.

[Chick McGee]

Steam kissing Goodbye.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we do all the Na na Na songs to start the show tomorrow? That'd be fun. Josh always hurts the hates the way we start the shows. Anyways.

[Josh Arnold]

I just hate that the show starts.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Time to clock.

[Tom Griswold]

This one is so obscure. But I know Pat will know it. Chick will know it. But let's see if Christy gets it.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Shara, you might know this one because you'll see why in a second. Happy birthday 1940. Don LaFontaine.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know it.

[Christy Lee]

Don LaFontaine.

[Chick McGee]

In a world.

[Tom Griswold]

Don LaFontaine was the famous voiceover guy.

[Christy Lee]

Trailers.

[Tom Griswold]

He did every movie trailer for years. This is going back 20 plus years. But it was in a world in which. And then, you know, he was great and they. His. I think it was his daughter that made a movie called In a World.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, it's really good.

[Chick McGee]

Lake Bell.

[Josh Arnold]

Lake Bell made it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

Great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. I'm sorry. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lake Bell made. That was a. That was a good movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice small little movie. But I know that you do voiceover work, so. Oh, I love this next guy. Oh, happy birthday 1952. Will Shortz, Crossword Puzzle Editor, New York Times.

[Chick McGee]

Three days out of five you want to kill him.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this. Because if I ever. Next time I see him, I'm going to explain to him that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yes, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

He screwed me because the abbreviation for microphone is M I C, not M I K E Will. Ergo that crossword puzzle. Not right. But no, he's great. I'm glad he's doing well. He had some issues. Some. Some medical issues, but he's doing great. So congratulations to Will. I'm a big fan. And if I do have. If he approved. Let's see, was it Sunday's? One of his puzzles.

[Josh Arnold]

You're listening to radio for no.

[Christy Lee]

1.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's for Will.

[Tom Griswold]

Shorts.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

This one. I know. I love this next person. 1970. Melissa McCarthy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we love her.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The actress. Grandson, of course, of Joseph McCarthy.

[Chick McGee]

Right now she's trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, what was the movie? Was it Bridesmaids that had the vomitorium or was it.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, that's The World Part 1.

[Tom Griswold]

Diarrhea Festival.

[Christy Lee]

No, she had a problem on Bridesmaids too.

[Chick McGee]

Right there in the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. James Harden. Happy birthday. Born in 1989.

[Josh Arnold]

The beard last name means boner.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it does. It does.

[Chick McGee]

It will never win an NBA time.

[Willie Griswold]

Probably not.

[Josh Arnold]

Not with that boner.

[Tom Griswold]

He is not allowed to. He's not allowed to blow out the candles in his birthday cake.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not.

[Tom Griswold]

His face would catch on fire. That.

[Chick McGee]

That beard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he's got the. He's. That thing does look fine.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That is way out there. That just helps us. A little bit of a trivia there. Oh, we missed the big one. Happy birthday, Mother Teresa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Old Mama T. How do you think.

[Chick McGee]

She celebrated her birthday? I mean, when she was alive, obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a lot of strippers.

[Tom Griswold]

She loved the wing doordash to pepperoni pizza, you know, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Like the guy wore a sleeve on.

[Tom Griswold]

His.

[Chick McGee]

Shaking her face. She loved me.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. I don't know the exact way to use that, but they talked about woman's suffrage. That is a weird word.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a weird word.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like suffering.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the right to vote.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm not sure about that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's. Have you voted lately? It's kind of suffering way.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got Lola Falana, Lola Fana and Joey Heatherton.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't heard that name in a while. Is she a dancer? What was her deal?

[Chick McGee]

She danced the hell out of something. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did she have the Lola Falana show or Leslie Ugam show or one of those?

[Tom Griswold]

And Joey Heatherton were always on those.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the Bob Hope things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They've got a 5,000 guys in Vietnam getting three days off from getting shot at by Charlie and they're watching Joey Heatherton on stage.

[Chick McGee]

Kill me now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I have a little picture from the Bob Hope estate.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you Mean a picture?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a little picture in Toluca Lake there. Pardon?

[Pat Godwin]

To Luca Lake at his place.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They had a big auction and a friend of mine, mine, picked me up a little picture.

[Willie Griswold]

Who's the picture of?

[Christy Lee]

It's a picture like you.

[Tom Griswold]

You pour stuff out of it.

[Chick McGee]

He's talking about taking a picture with your.

[Christy Lee]

It's great for salad dressing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a Ramon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, it's a little tiny picture. Ra.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're a little person.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

You're always a little picture.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, this is a radio for. No, could we get.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get an introduction? And now it's on radio for no one.

[Josh Arnold]

If I ever talk to Will Short, it'll be about Sunday school.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm pissed. Well, you get it right now. Are you a card carrying feminist, Shara?

[Shara Lasley]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Shara Lasley]

But I want, like, more than just regular, you know, feminism. Like, of course, I want, you know, equal rights and bodily autonomy. But I want, you know, I want to, like, pee outside while I'm camping and get a little piddle on my pants and not have it be a big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

I want to talk to you. Full eye contact and, like, fix my bits and have it. Nobody looks, you know, just like you guys do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Rock.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta try it. It's the best.

[Chick McGee]

It's cool.

[Shara Lasley]

It seems fun.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's a great time. I don't know why more people don't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

It just rules.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you might be surprised at this, but none of us are. We are in the presence of one of the world's foremost outdoor urinators. In the history of the free world. Right. Welcome, Doctorate. Every morning he urinates outside.

[Shara Lasley]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Multiple times.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. Christy. You see? You've never done it.

[Christy Lee]

No. Do you have a patch of grass that's just brown now do you have.

[Chick McGee]

A favorite spot or you rotate or.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sometimes I'll run out for coffee early and I will go. My car is always the first one here. And then Christie's right next to me, so I'll go between those two cars.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought you were saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to go. I used to go in.

[Chick McGee]

That little means when Chrissy goes to get in her car, she's stepping in your piss. Yes. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I used to go in the little island there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But then I realized we have the Simply Safe cameras on me. And I was informed that there was a little video.

[Josh Arnold]

You really used to go on that island right there?

[Tom Griswold]

Every time.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That is brazen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's four in the morning. Who's gonna see?

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you go over here behind this wall?

[Tom Griswold]

That's where there's.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead and walk inside and use the to. I know. I'm with you, Tom. I like being outside.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something freeing about it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna piss on your car.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had the opportunity to do an outdoor urination?

[Shara Lasley]

Oh yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I love it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

And we're raising our nephews, my nephews to pee outside. They just after dinner walk outside in the backyard and he seems great, you.

[Christy Lee]

Know, a lot easier for a guy. They have that great thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And while they're young, they can do the front yard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There comes a time, yeah, I'd say what, 15, 16.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You got to be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta, you gotta go to the backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

The first couple hairs show up. You don't want to.

[Willie Griswold]

They grow up so fast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we've, we've written a lot of rules today. Right now it's time to check in with Chick McGee and find out what the best way to listen to this show is.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. I'm a big Raycon fan. I highly recommend them. If you're going to be doing some driving over this Labor Day weekend, maybe get those Raycon headphones for the kids. They'll be nice and cool, quiet in the back seat. We're coming right back. We've got a couple things we got to get to. We've got to get to this Human sexuality meets a calorie count story from Christy Lee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey indeed. There's Willie Griswold. Hey, man. Pat Godwin. Hi, Chick. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello. Tom. Our guest is still here. You haven't driven them away yet? Well, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

She is Cheryl. Lastly, comedians. Good to see you, Cheryl.

[Shara Lasley]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And once again, it's Shara.

[Christy Lee]

Shara.

[Tom Griswold]

S H E R R. Did you have to spend a lot of time when you were a kid explaining that to teachers in the first day of school?

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah, a little bit. And still people call me the wrong thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a way of like, like it rhymes with.

[Shara Lasley]

I usually say Shara, like let's share a beer. Which is a really weird thing to share.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like. Yeah, it sounds like you're coming on to them.

[Shara Lasley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That might be very awkward if it's like. If it's a police officer. You're being pulled over. My name is Cheryl. Let's share a beer. Wait a minute. You might get a of a ticket. Well, Christy Lee is over there. You can see her. She's right there at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I am right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we promised we would get to this story. We had the. The Reddit takes on sexual fantasies and there was also a story about the caloric not content but the chloric usage.

[Christy Lee]

Shared the sex positions that burn the most calories. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

According to now patient doctor a move called the butter churner clocks in at a number one with 211 calories burned in 30 minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

30 minutes of butter churning. I mean that's essentially just doing squats for 30 minutes, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way.

[Chick McGee]

What is that the, the lady doing the squats.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe she's kind of on. She's in a tripod type position.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that gymnastics move, the tripod?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So I had it totally backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

How many calories was it again?

[Christy Lee]

211 and 30.

[Shara Lasley]

Thank you so much.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's like a cookie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shara Lasley]

It should be more 30 minutes of squats.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it seems like a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Of things you think burn a lot of calories. Don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What other.

[Christy Lee]

Who does it for 30 minutes? You can do that for 30 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember he just lays there.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S how I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but who doesn't. Who doesn't want to just lay there?

[Tom Griswold]

You can actually, instead of losing calories, gain them. Because while she's doing that, you could have a cookie.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

That's standing while doing it. Burns 198 calories in half an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Standing for half hour.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

What, am I in line at Disney World?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you're in line at Disney World World doing this, then it's followed by an arrest.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, wouldn't you agree? If it's a. It takes a half hour, there's something off, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, followed by doggy style with 182 calories in 30 minutes.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that'll get you moving.

[Christy Lee]

How did they do. Why didn't they do calories per 15 minutes?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. 12 to 15. Not 30.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, like a recipe. We can cut it in half. You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Here's some more. The kneeling will be barrel.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

There are a couple wheelbarrows that I'm aware of.

[Chick McGee]

Don't. You got her by the ankles, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You. You're holding her by the legs, right?

[Willie Griswold]

And then you're kneeling.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you running? Are you running her around the room?

[Chick McGee]

Like, that's the. That's the rear admiral. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

She's like, in a plank position the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

How many calories?

[Christy Lee]

167. Are these just for the guys? I'm assuming the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

The lotus position. 148.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very Kamasutra.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's. You're sitting and she's sitting on top, facing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a fun one.

[Chick McGee]

I never cared for that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for that one.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

You can get carpet burned on your.

[Chick McGee]

Ass, but it's still fun.

[Christy Lee]

The eagle, that's where you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you start screaming.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just missionary. But you have a salmon in your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You're not far away.

[Chick McGee]

I hear you saying. Saying, wait a minute. That sounds odd. But you don't knock it till you try.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the tush push?

[Christy Lee]

Eagle is missionary style, where the receiver lies on their back with their legs up on the partner's chest.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it.

[Christy Lee]

That's 145.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

So the lady I'm going to use a lady in this particular example is laying on the bed.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And you're on her back, on her back, missionary style. Your missionary style, facing her. Her legs are up on your chest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they're here.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a classic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, spooning 101 calories in a half an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's one of the lazier sex moves.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's like the two polar bears. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The squat receiver is squatting on top of the giver. So that would be lady on top.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This has only 50 calories. I got news for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because she's not. She's just holding. Holding that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she's not moving.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And he's doing the work.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Who does? Well, never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's odd.

[Christy Lee]

Reverse cowgirl 48.

[Shara Lasley]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

I never cared for that one. I never. I didn't like that one either.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know you were gay.

[Chick McGee]

It seems. It seems like. That's so childish, Cowboy. You're disconnected too far.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can think about somebody else.

[Chick McGee]

Go in the other room or something. Leave me alone.

[Christy Lee]

And a cowgirl position only burns 39 calories.

[Josh Arnold]

That's shocking, ladies. That's got to be like. I thought it was like you were in a spin class.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't agree.

[Shara Lasley]

I think a man did this study.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, is that maybe just the man? Because he's just laying there and kind of grabbing something every.

[Christy Lee]

So are these just for the men or are these for the women? We don't. There's no.

[Shara Lasley]

It should be like.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if women were capable of having an orgasm.

[Josh Arnold]

A good point.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Now, Pat, you say that the. The most calories you ever burned is when you heard the husband's car pulling in the driveway.

[Chick McGee]

Ran like hell. Yeah, okay. Out the window. We weren't sure if the beatings continued.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, ex husband. That wasn't cheating.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, very good, very good. What else you got, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

We have time for more.

[Tom Griswold]

Or time for one more, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah, let's cram it in.

[Christy Lee]

A new study has found that eating meat can help protect against kicks. Cancer. Researchers analyzed data from nearly 16,000 adults and found no increased risk of death associated with a higher intake of meat. Boy, this goes against everything else you've heard, isn't it? The data showed a modest but significant reduction in cancer related mortality among those who ate more animal protein because they're happier. The research was funded by the National Cattleman's Beef Association.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

And was published in the journal Journal Applied Physiology, Nutrition and Metabolism.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

So the Cattlemen's association, they're not going in with a bias, are they? No, no, they raised me. But that's good to know. Though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't make you feel a little bit better. It's usually you're made to feel guilty about, about eating, having a delicious ribeye steak. I'm not sure if this study was peer reviewed or steer, steer reviewed.

[Josh Arnold]

Meat's great for some, not great for others.

[Chick McGee]

Let me review you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll enjoy a delicious burger for lunch today. Thank you very much. Science. It's, it's good to know. Now. We've certainly enjoyed meeting you, Shara. Hope to see you again.

[Shara Lasley]

Thank you. Thank you for having me. It was a blast to be here meet you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

And we will be putting some cool stuff up on our various social media platforms, including some very exciting stuff that I think occurred today and footage of.

[Josh Arnold]

Me doing the butter churn.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they put up your faux pas yesterday?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. It's called, it's caught the nation by storm. Okay. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well worth investigating.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go work on that butter churn thing. Tom, me and you. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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