The BOB & TOM Show - August 27, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - August 27, 2025

---

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show brings its signature blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports—laced with witty banter and playful arguments among the cast. From breaking pop culture news (including Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement) to classic “Dad debates” over T-shirt authenticity, plus sports, letters from listeners, homeownership tips, and the annual rundown of wild college football player names, this episode is packed with laughs, personal stories, and genuine group chemistry.

---

Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Opening Bits & Musical Comedy

• [01:29] The show kicks off with a musical parody, "Snail Man," performed in Bob & Tom’s classic style—with Dick Mango’s trademark absurdity and escalating punchlines.
• Notable lyric: “If I had a big bazooka, I would blow him off the road. If my car was a steamroller, I would squish him like a ton.” [02:57] (Dick Mango/Tom Griswold)

2. Pop Culture & Listener Letters

• Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Engagement

  • News breaks about Swift and Kelce’s engagement, sparking playful banter.
  • [05:34] “Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are engaged. Oh, yeah. People are losing their collective minds.” (Chick McGee)
  • [06:12] Tom notes: “She’s got a ring. And he’s got, of course, several rings.”
  • [13:33] Christy Lee: “Their post on Instagram said your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married. That was really funny.”

• Nickname Origins & Family Stories

  • Listener "Ryan" writes about wild family nicknames like Aunt Pinky, Aunt Peanuts, Tiny, and especially “Uncle Chicken” (after a chicken ate the tip of his finger)
    • [08:09] Tom: “I asked my grandmother, why do we call him Uncle Chicken? She said, he accidentally cut off the tip of his finger and a chicken ate it. That’s how he got his name.”
    • [08:26] Christy: “Chickens will do that. Chickens will eat anything, right?”

• Classic Rock T-Shirts Debate

  • [18:10] Tom notices the popularity of Nirvana T-shirts—on kids too young to know the band's legacy—leading to a debate about authenticity:
    • [20:07] Tom: “Are you saying that T-shirts, you can’t wear a T-shirt unless you truly like the music that the T-shirt represents?”
    • [19:03] “Currently the most popular shirt for four and five year olds is Nirvana.” (Letter from Greg)

• Homeownership Tips

  • “Find out where the main water shut-off is.” [41:09] (Christy Lee)
  • More practical advice from the crew—find your electric box, have a handyman or a lawyer as a friend, etc. [42:31]

3. Sports Banter & Ridiculous College Football Names

• Listener Mailbag and Sports Updates

  • The team reads numerous listener letters about song lyrics, best "Na Na Na" songs, DIY advice, and more.

• Annual List: Best/Wildest College Football Names

  • [58:11] The crew runs through this season’s best college football names:
    • “God’s Power Nwahwihe” [58:55] (“G-O-D-’S P-O-W-E-R — God’s Power.” – Chick)
    • “Hollywood Smothers” [60:07]
    • “Nitro Tuggle, Purdue” [60:43]
    • “The Realist Clark, Kent State” [61:33]
    • “Amazon Littlejohn, South Carolina” [62:03]
    • “King Large, SMU” [63:36]
    • “Mobility, Rice” [71:18] (“Mo Bility. Come on. If Key & Peele put up Mobility, we’d laugh really hard.”)
  • [71:47] Chick McGee: “That’s a good...that’s fun. Every year.”

4. The "Mile High Club" Ongoing Debate

• What Counts for the Club?
  • Fierce, recurring arguments about whether “Mile High Club” status requires sex aboard an airplane, or if other airborne situations (hot air balloon, blimp, etc.) count.
  • [35:25] Tom: “It’s about being airborne. I will allow the Mile High Club.”
  • [37:36] Christy: “The dirigible club.”
  • [88:48] Tom: “I will accept the hot air balloon.”

5. Humorous Product & Tech Chats

• Brand and Word Origins

  • Fun digression into why Bluetooth is named "Bluetooth" (after King Harold Bluetooth) [26:56]
  • “Do you remember the name where Bluetooth comes from?”
  • [77:57] The backstory: it was just a placeholder name.

• Home & Office Quirks

  • Tom shows off his “needle nose pliers” and other tools, launching the segment “Tell Me About This” [106:02].
  • [110:26] Chick: “Are you trying to tell me that a little slit has ruined a cup of coffee for you…?”

6. Unusual News & Offbeat Features

• Burning Man Haboob & Orgy Dome

  • Arizona’s dust storm (haboob) shuts down Phoenix airport and destroys Burning Man’s “orgy dome.”
  • [130:34] Christy: “The powerful dust storm destroyed the festival’s so-called orgy dome… the structure… was blown apart by the high winds.”
  • [130:49] Tom: “You can imagine the douchebags at that place.”

• Animal Stories

  • Rescue stories involving a horse in a pool and elderly ladies stuck in a hot tub are teased but not detailed in summary, as they happened after this section.

7. Comedy, Callbacks & Relationship Letters

• Sexy Time with Allie Breen

  • Allie Breen joins for “Sexy Time,” answering wild listener questions about neighborly sex noise, Mile High Club boundaries, and more.
  • [141:39] Allie: “The dream’s the good way to do it without sounding like you’re actually suspicious.”
  • [145:55] Christy (re: neighbor sex): “If you could tone it down a little bit and hopefully the couple’s not psychotic…”

• Letters: The Roommates & Tinder

  • Several letters revolve around modern dilemmas: an adult living at home while dating, frequent Tinder hookups, and roommate boundaries.

• Swearing Makes You Stronger?

  • [159:53] Christy: “Scientists say swearing can actually make you physically stronger.”
  • [160:26] Christy: “Researchers discovered participants tended to show stronger grip force after swearing compared to using a neutral word.”
  • [161:09] Josh: “I think when sparingly done, it’s… very powerful.”

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Nickname Story

  • [08:09] Tom Griswold: “I asked my grandmother, why do we call him Uncle Chicken? She said, he accidentally cut off the tip of his finger and a chicken ate it. That’s how he got his name.”

• On T-shirt Authenticity

  • [20:07] Tom: “Are you saying that T-shirts, you can’t wear a T-shirt unless you truly like the music that the T-shirt represents?”

• On Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift

  • [13:33] Christy Lee: “Their post on Instagram said your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married. That was really funny.”

• On Murphy’s Law in Home Ownership

  • [41:09] Christy Lee: “Find out where the main water shut-off is.”

• On College Football Names

  • [58:55] Chick: “God’s Power… there's a quarterback named God’s Power!”
  • [71:18] Chick: “Mobility. If Key & Peele put up ‘Mobility,’ we’d laugh really hard.”

• On Brand Origin

  • [26:56] Chick: “Bluetooth said to be named after King Harold Bluetooth from 991… he had a rotten tooth.”
  • [27:20] Josh (deadpan): “Boy, King Bluetooth.”

• On the “Mile High Club”

  • [35:25] Tom: “It’s about being airborne. I will allow the Mile High Club.”
  • [88:48] Tom: “I will accept the hot air balloon.”

• On Relationship Boundaries

  • [145:52] Josh: “And during the fight, I’d go, ‘He’s right!’... there would always be kind of a pause.”

---

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Intro/Musical Comedy: [01:29]–[04:16]
• Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce Engagement Discussion: [05:34]–[13:39], revisited [46:12]–[50:43]
• Listener Letters & Nicknames: [07:35]–[09:09]
• Nirvana T-shirt & Authenticity Debate: [18:10]–[20:39]
• Best College Football Names of 2025: [58:11]–[72:09]
• "Mile High Club" Ongoing Argument: [32:33]–[38:18], [88:48]–[90:04], [99:53]–[100:04]
• Homeownership Tip Section: [41:09]–[42:31]
• Brand & Tech Etymology (Bluetooth): [26:56]–[27:20], [77:57]–[78:05]
• Burning Man Orgy Dome & Haboobs: [128:27]–[130:56]
• Relationship Advice with Allie Breen (Sexy Time): [138:54]–[155:54]
• Science: Swearing Makes You Stronger: [159:50]–[161:21]

---

Bob & Tom’s Signature Tone

The episode is lively, irreverent, and full of rapid-fire comedic banter. It weaves together heartfelt personal stories, hilarious exaggerations, and the “guys debating in a garage” energy their fans love. The hosts needle each other over trivialities, offer genuinely helpful advice on homeownership and relationships, and deconstruct pop culture oddities—all while keeping it light, self-deprecating, and just a bit edgy.

---

This episode is a great listen for fans who relish a show where everything—from Taylor Swift’s engagement, to “Uncle Chicken,” to butt plugs with security flaws, to why you should know where your main water shut-off is—can and will be fodder for jokes and debate. If you missed it, this summary gives you all the laughs and water cooler moments you need.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

Two hours ago, Kyle arrived at the bar. Hey, what's everyone drinking? Thirty minutes ago, Kyle got his friends another round of drinks.

[Chick McGee]

Cheers.

[Tom Griswold]

Five minutes ago, Kyle decided to drive home drunk. A minute ago, a law enforcement officer pulled up behind Kyle.

[Christy Lee]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight?

[Tom Griswold]

A chain of events that began two hours ago is about to change Kyle's whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by NHTSA this episode brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you ever find yourself playing the budgeting game?

[Tom Griswold]

Shifting a little money here, a little there, hoping it all works out? Well, with the name your price tool from Progressive, you can get a better.

[Josh Arnold]

Budgeter and potentially lower your insurance bill, too.

[Tom Griswold]

You tell Progressive what you want to pay for car insurance and they'll help find you options within your budget. Try it [e-mail] Progressive Casualty Insurance Company.

[Josh Arnold]

And affiliates Price and coverage match limited by state law.

[Tom Griswold]

Not available in all states.

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Sale. Man Sail man.

[Chick McGee]

Sail man, Sail Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Dick Mango. I'm driving down the highway. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Some guy's in front of me oh, yeah, the speed limit is 60 he's going 23 he's older than a fossil I hope he doesn't crash he's sitting on two phone books See over the dash he's snail man, snail man, snail man, snail man Now I'm behind the hoopty this driver's really stoned he's listening to Snoop Dogg and talking on the.

[Chick McGee]

Ph.

[Tom Griswold]

He'S driving really slow I wish I could get by I'm sucking up his reefer I've got a contact high. Stay a man, stay a man, stay a man, stay a man. He was smoking a dooby dooby doo If I had a big bazooka, I would blow him off the road. If my car was a steamroller I.

[Chick McGee]

Would squish him like a ton I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think I just blew out a testicle Sailman, sailman, we just left a big.

[Chick McGee]

Party.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I'm driving really slow. Cause I picked up this hot chick and she is good to go. She's reaching for my stint shift but she's not switching gears. She flashes me a smile and her head disappears. I'm stale man, stale man yeah, baby, snail man, stale man we got our hands on 10 and 2 hers on my 10, mine on her too said 10 and a half but I don't want to brag. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, my name is Dick Mango.

[Chick McGee]

Mango mania. Catch it. Hello from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. A little discombobulated this morning, I'll admit it.

[Chick McGee]

You were at. What is it? Sixes and sevens.

[Christy Lee]

Huh? I don't know what that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a British warrior.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of flummox your sixes and sevens. I'm at sixes and sevens. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

And when you drive, you're a ten and two, right?

[Chick McGee]

Ten and two, always ten and two. I like six, though, with the one hand. I like that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever do six with just your groin?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple hundred yards away from a big dead deer. Anybody see that guy?

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I totally missed him. And I don't know where was he?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Ace.

[Pat Godwin]

Ace. Big dead deer's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Big dead deer, you see? Kind of funny. Little baby deer, little dead Bambi.

[Christy Lee]

But I miss a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean because it was a little tiny day. Baby sad deer with. Okay, well, I'm sorry. I feel like I've had all the air taken out of the room.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, did you hear? Oh, my God. It broke the Internet. Ladies and gentlemen, I have not heard. Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are engaged. Oh, yeah. People are losing their collective minds.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for them.

[Chick McGee]

Good for them. They look happy. They're.

[Tom Griswold]

He's funny.

[Chick McGee]

She's got a big rock.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever heard his podcast at all? He's very, very good.

[Chick McGee]

I'm in and out. He's okay. Yeah, he. Does he host a game show or something? Are you smarter than a celebrity or something like that?

[Christy Lee]

He's on TV a lot. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got all kinds of stuff.

[Chick McGee]

He's on the COVID of GQ right now. Article on him inside.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's got a ring. And he's got, of course, several rings.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a call late last night. It kind of woke me up. I've been asked to sing Lighthouse at their wedding.

[Christy Lee]

Have you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't even know they knew who I was.

[Chick McGee]

That is even on their radar. Wow. Honor.

[Christy Lee]

Now, don't you have a track record of singing Lighthouse?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't. They must know that because they already.

[Christy Lee]

Are planning on getting divorced.

[Pat Godwin]

They think their love is so strong.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Lighthouse is one of your real songs, if you will.

[Pat Godwin]

All my songs are real.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and it's Was it one of the first songs you ever wrote?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably the second.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that first line again?

[Pat Godwin]

You're my golden inspiration.

[Tom Griswold]

You're my golden inspiration.

[Pat Godwin]

You're my hope, my navigation.

[Christy Lee]

Are you going to rewrite it?

[Tom Griswold]

So you're. You're saying that the love is analogous to leading you through life. You're navigating in mind.

[Pat Godwin]

I was 20. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So. No, no, no. I. I think mediocrity can come at any age, but. Well, we'll. You want to play that for mediocrity.

[Chick McGee]

Can come at any age.

[Josh Arnold]

Wise words.

[Tom Griswold]

Here. Well, welcome to the Hunt and Pecker Show. I'm Auntie Specker and we're going to get right to the mailbag.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what that means.

[Chick McGee]

You got one?

[Tom Griswold]

I do, but mine is an audio one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, an audio daily double.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I'm into jeopardy lately.

[Christy Lee]

I can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a whole bunch of them. I don't have to start with the audio. And I like this one a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about nicknames. And great nicknames are given to people, you know, you don't get to pick your own, typically. And this comes to us from Ryan. R, Y, N, E. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Like Ryan Sandberg.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like Ryan Sandberg. I think we have plenty of nicknames in my family. My Aunt Pinky, my Aunt Peanuts. I am called Tiny.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it all because. Why not call a fat guy Tiny? He writes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess he's a big fella, but they call him Tiny, Old guy Curly. My best one is my Uncle Chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you how this happened in Kentucky. I asked my grandmother, why do we call him Uncle Chicken? She said, he accidentally cut off the tip of his finger and a chicken ate it. That's how he got his name.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Uncle Chicken. The chicken ate the tip of his finger.

[Christy Lee]

Chickens will do that. Chickens will eat anything, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess. Chickens.

[Chick McGee]

I'll say it again. I'll say the headless chicken.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Had a little. Had a little hole in the top of his body and they shoved corn down.

[Christy Lee]

That was horrible.

[Chick McGee]

He stayed alive for like a year.

[Tom Griswold]

More than that. They took him on tour to various county fairs. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed Pat Godwin's Country Fried take on Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have emailed you yesterday, but I'm still laughing. There was an incident. Is that. Has that been revealed on The Bob and Tom social media. Yes, unfortunately, certain words, you don't stop halfway through.

[Pat Godwin]

Very unprofessional.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. I know. Let's get Back to Chick McGee over there at the sports test. You got a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. They start this letter off. Hello. Morning, fam. I like that very much. Been listening since I started working as a construction electrician in 1998. I'm part of the Early Birds Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning Breath Club.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. I think this is a separate and distinct group that. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

At work. There's an Early Bird Club. See, this is the Morning Breath Club, which is a secret. If you're in the Morning Breath Club, you can't tell anyone that it exists.

[Chick McGee]

So secret. It's like Fight Club. Let's see. Jeff says he loves listening on his commute to and from Yuba City, California. You have on and off brought up the best songs with Na Na Na recently. Josh and Jeff. Jeff and Jess are on. Are of the age. They might remember Master P. Make them say, remember that. From 1997. Your loyal listener, Jeff in California.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the Nah Nah nah. We were talking about hey Jude, which is a song Pat loves. I'm kind of over it.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't agree with you more.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of Na Na Nas, but Land of a Thousand Dances is a great Na Na Na song.

[Christy Lee]

What song is that?

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to think. What's the journey one? What's the journey one Loving Touch and squeezing. Yeah. Centerfold. Jay Giles.

[Chick McGee]

I was, let's see, 21, 22. When I realized Jay Giles was the name of the guy in the band, I just thought it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Guitar player. Always very confusing. Peter Wolf.

[Chick McGee]

Is the Peter Wolf introduced?

[Tom Griswold]

He's up front.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't know that. I just. You're just teaching me something. I got. The band was called Jay Guy. I didn't know there was a guy in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the guitar player. The late Jay Giles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's no longer with us.

[Tom Griswold]

He's no longer with us.

[Chick McGee]

You can't keep.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a car guy. Expert on. Expert on car mechanics.

[Chick McGee]

Car crash or something on the side of the road.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, he was. He owned a garage in Boston. I did. Not necessarily. Anyway, we should put together our best Na Na Nas. But speaking of music. Got this nice letter. This is from Kentucky. From Grayson. Grayson. Kind enough to write. He goes. I regret to say that I agree with Tom. We get a lot of letters like this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. They start out like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I love the Smokey The Bear Song. It's really good. And I usually don't like that kind of music.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean bad music.

[Tom Griswold]

Just kind of folksy family music.

[Chick McGee]

Where.

[Pat Godwin]

The Rangers had trouble and a pair of dungarees.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if this will.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Serve as a legal document, but I want that plate at my funeral somehow. No, I've decided. Yes. Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

And, Pat, is that. Is that a accordion at the beginning?

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like some sort of squeeze box.

[Chick McGee]

Box. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Civil War.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's a film. I think it's violin.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a violin. And I think it's a violin and an accordion. This is the kind of thing I do with Steely Dan Records. You're trying to figure out what's going on in there. I'm doing it now, too. Wasn't there Gene Autry in the Smokey.

[Chick McGee]

The Bear Song, something called a recorder?

[Tom Griswold]

A recorder is like a flute, like a wooden flute.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's what it sounds like to me. It's kind of an odd sound, but it's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. And. And this is why Smokey the Bear is called Smokey the Bear, even though technically he's Smokey Bear, which is an important distinction in culture. Speaking of important things in culture. Boy, some serious news today out of. Well, we had the big controversy. I think it was Monday, about. About a certain sign for a certain restaurant. Oh, yeah, there's. There's more news about it.

[Christy Lee]

You don't mess with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Stand by.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God.

[Tom Griswold]

When you find out what happened. We like to cover the important stuff, but we'll. We'll find out what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

Don't forget, we're not gonna get sick of this. Travis and Taylor are engaged and gonna get married.

[Christy Lee]

You want the story?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed. No, you can do it. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a sweet announcement.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think everybody's happy for them, aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the. You see the ring? I did a rock on that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a private.

[Christy Lee]

Brilliant cut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they did. But they made a funny.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they were in a beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

They made a joke about it garden. They said your gym teachers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it said your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married. That was their post on Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Really funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's an old mine. Brilliant cut diamond from Kendrick Lubick. Every jeweler in the world. Steven Singer, talking to you is going to go with the Wide Band Big rock engagement ring. Now that'll be everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

It looked five carats Who's Kendrick? Is that a person?

[Christy Lee]

It's a jeweler. Yeah. Kendrick.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you're not. I am not jewelers. There's a place called Lubeck, Maine. Beautiful, beautiful place.

[Christy Lee]

Now, this isn't, I believe, in New York. His dad was a jeweler in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Louie or something. Louie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in an event coming up. What else have you got coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

What do we have coming? Let's see. Deon Sanders. Colorado has an announcement about one of their. One of their mascots. Let's just put it this way. They might. They have to get a new one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Coco. Golf advances at the the Open. That's exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm very excited about a story you gave me because I didn't know who Ghost Rouser was. Oh, yeah, we're gonna find out.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know who Ghost rouser is.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it sound scary?

[Chick McGee]

We do this every year and it's time for it. College football player. Their weird names for this season coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Nitro Toggle at Purdue.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Those aren't the best too.

[Chick McGee]

Don't go through them. Okay, well, can't help yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

This is called the teaser pig cage. You want guys, now you're doing it. The Bob and Tom show is brought to you by BetterHelp. These days, a lot of people, they turn to the Internet to help them out. Oh, that'll work. Every doctor I know goes, all right, this is what you've got. Don't Google it. Perhaps it's time to deal with professionals in our world. This also comes to your. To your head. If you're thinking about therapy, BetterHelp has got a better way to access therapy with a professional. Therapy from BetterHelp can be helpful for learning coping skills or for dealing with. I guess. I guess you could put it like this. Breaking through the noise going on in your head sometimes. BetterHelp features some 30,000 plus therapists. It's the world's largest online therapy provider and they've got more than 5 million people that they have served globally. How about this? 4.9 out of 5. What is that number? Well, that's their rating. 4.9 out of 5 for their live sessions based on nearly 2 million client reviews. And of course, BetterHelp is convenient because you do the therapy online so you can do it wherever you want to be when you want to do it. Get all the details by visiting betterhelp.com btshow. Talk it out with a professional therapist. They've got a lot of them with a lot of different spheres of you can shoot called specialties. So find out all the information by going to betterhelp.com btshow Bob and Tom show listeners can get 10% off their first month. Once again, it's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow Talk it out with better help. Also coming up, a lot of really fun stuff going on in the world, including did anybody see the video of that dust storm hitting Phoenix?

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It it looked like they had to shut down the airport.

[Chick McGee]

It looked like a special effect.

[Tom Griswold]

It looked fake. It looked like a scene from Doom.

[Josh Arnold]

It's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Turned day into night and wait and.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait until you hear the name of those things. I had not heard this before and it's very hard for a meteorologist to say it without laughing because it sounds like a silly schoolboy thing that we would say on this show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with your friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking. Like the legal fees, the time in court, or a DUI on your record. Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world too, if you hurt them or even kill them in a crash. Instead, what if your decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Drive sober or get pulled over paid for by nhtsa.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Chrissy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Well, hello, There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios and think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care deeds. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Another letter we I was mentioning this. No one seemed to be interested or believe me, what I I was saying that I my daughter was wearing a Nirvana t shirt. She's 12. And I, I said on the air something like, I think people who wear these have no idea there was actually a band called Nirvana. And I think it's one of it's the shirt I see more than almost any other classic rock T shirt these days. But the other day I was driving the girls back from the swim practice and there was a Nirvana song on. I cranked it up, said, do you like that song? And they both went, no, you realize that's the T shirt You've been wearing. They didn't know. They were not aware of that. But I got this nice letter from Greg. My wife works for a preschool. Currently the most popular shirt for four and five year olds is Nirvana. So it's a good design, it's a nice name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, their parents probably like them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just this whole thing of this, all this, this retro look of all these.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying that T shirts, you can't wear a T shirt unless you truly like the music that, that the T shirt represents.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying that, yeah. I'm saying that now it's become, you know, if you're gonna wear Harley Davidson stuff, you better be driving a Harley. That's all.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's fashionable to wear T bands you don't like on your. A lot of T shirts like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like Debbie Gibson or something.

[Pat Godwin]

People do stu.

[Tom Griswold]

4 year olds don't do that. They just, they think it's a cool shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What do you think? You think that this is a protest from five year olds when they put on it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I think about 4 year olds wearing it. Their parent likes it and I think if your, your daughter who's what, 12? I think the baby, I think the.

[Pat Godwin]

Baby with the penis in the pool and the T shirt's a bit much for a kid to wear to school.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I haven't seen that, that on a T shirt though.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

At least with the kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Joking.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, but thanks for bringing that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for bringing up that, that topic. I know. I think it's because of Urban Outfitters.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it is.

[Christy Lee]

Or Target. Target's big on those.

[Tom Griswold]

Retro, retro classic rocks.

[Chick McGee]

There's some great T shirts out there, but I as you. I don't know if I, I think I told you guys I'm off. Short sleeve shirts. I'm off. I know. Even in the hottest of seasons, I will wear a long sleeve shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Why is that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I can't put my finger on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Something's realizing, except for this kind of shirt, I only wear long sleeve shirts.

[Chick McGee]

I, I did, I did not know that. But that only brings me greater joy.

[Tom Griswold]

I do not own a button up shirt that's with short sleeves.

[Christy Lee]

Neither does my husband.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, no, no, no. Oh, button up, button up shirt must be long sleeve. Yeah, absolutely. Good morning, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. It's fine. Yeah, I like the.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the Dickies are different.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. I think it's my short sleeve phobia. For button up short sleeve. I think stems from when I worked at that radio station in West Virginia. That's the way the evangelist on Sunday morning dress the short sleeve.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so funny. My ties into a now deceased shop teacher.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And he wore them for good reason. You don't want to get your sleeve caught in a lathe.

[Chick McGee]

You think a shop T shirt teacher has perished with a. Because of a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe early on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

How does this lathe work? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of many regrets of my educational background. I. I never took a shop. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Loved it.

[Chick McGee]

And I would have taken a home EC as well.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to take it every semester. Yeah, I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

And I like the guy who was teaching it and Mr. Geier.

[Josh Arnold]

I think a couple different wood shops like metals. That was scarier than wood shop.

[Christy Lee]

Did you weld.

[Josh Arnold]

Weld and stuff and bending metals and cutting. Cutting the sheet metal and stuff like that. And because metal shavings.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wood chips are somewhat hazardous. Metal shavings. Quite.

[Tom Griswold]

They're both pretty scary.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Yeah, I was way more afraid of the metal shavings.

[Chick McGee]

Those.

[Tom Griswold]

My tables. The table saw. I saw a couple things.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, I cut my thumb on a band saw. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My dad worked at a factory where they. You worked with the steel wool pads.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A cleaning device. And he would get particles of steel wool in his eye.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, speaking of saws, there's actually so funny you bring this up. Sawzalls in the news chick. Do you want to tell people what the sawzall is?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's exactly what it sounds like. It saws all. It's Milwaukee probably makes a pretty good sawzall. Although it's a. It's a power tool. It's got that long thin blade that goes in and out.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a reciprocating.

[Chick McGee]

Reciprocating saw is the word I was searching for. That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

I love mine.

[Tom Griswold]

And reciprocating saw means it. It goes in and out. In and out. Really.

[Chick McGee]

To help in the cutting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We had it. We. There is a famous news story.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man.

[Christy Lee]

It involves a woman and involves someone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In which a.

[Chick McGee]

Everything was going great.

[Tom Griswold]

A phallic like device was. Was put on the blade of a sawzall for personal pleasure. And it goes vi. Very, very wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just say she didn't cut her tongue.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very good. Well.

[Chick McGee]

And you know, there's a very Fine line between screams of pleasure and screams of anguish.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a nightmare.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if those are screams of pleasure, get me her number. By the way, the Sawzall is in the news because according to the police, thieves quote appeared to have used a sawzall to cut through the wooden post supporting the famous Smokey the Bear sign. Or as we've learned, Smokey the Bear sign. A seven foot tall sign stolen not too far from where Pat grew up in Wilkes Barre.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Bear Creek.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pennsylvania State Police in Wilkes Barre are continuing the investigation. So far they do not have any clues and they have not found the sign.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll get it done. Sawzall got it done quick. And I'm sure they have battery powered ones now, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, is out there and steel stuff. Okay, thank you very much. Now it's time for us to turn back to. Do you have more letters?

[Chick McGee]

I've got one here. Dear Bob and Tom show. As a huge cartoon fan, just like Chick and also a fellow Charles, thank you very much. I wanted you guys to know that they're not squirrels. That the little squirrel like I thought they were squirrels that would be very polite to each other during the cartoon action. Oh, right this way. Well, thank you. Right up. Warner Brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they chipmunks?

[Chick McGee]

They're according to this gentleman from Flint, Michigan, Charles. He said they're gophers. Oh, okay. Goofy gophers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Mac and Tosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they the ones with the English accent?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So right this way. Indubitably.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't remember those.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why Macintosh is called Macintosh? Maybe they were fans.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, maybe they like the cartoon. Yeah, yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe Steve Jobs like.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. I thought it was Macintosh. Apples.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that is the thing too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, the Apple logo.

[Chick McGee]

Ergo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We have.

[Christy Lee]

I probably wouldn't sell as many gophers.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably not. Did you get the new I Gopher.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, gopher. I would buy a gopher.

[Christy Lee]

I go for app.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Get the new gopher. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, sometimes names are so random. Do you remember the name where Bluetooth comes from?

[Christy Lee]

Nowhere.

[Chick McGee]

I remember when you start talking about. I'll remember it, but I don't right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Bluetooth was kind of a joke.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a nerdy.

[Tom Griswold]

It was in northern Europe when they were developing the technology.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say Bluetooth was a Viking or something. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but I mean, you look at the names of some of the various level computer Stuff. Some of them are really exotic and weird and that. But I think it'd be fine if Apple had been called Gopher. If they were making. If the Gopher iPhone was as good as the one Apple makes, people would buy it.

[Chick McGee]

Is there an update coming up for Apple? Is there a new one 17 or.

[Christy Lee]

That where we are phone?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, supposedly. What do you know about it?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently more AI.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen some of the stuff on AI the video presentations?

[Tom Griswold]

It's terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

It's. That's the exact exactly correct word. It's terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw my first full length commercial. That was AI.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I did too.

[Josh Arnold]

It got me for a second and then I went oh my gosh, that is all fake. Yeah, because it was slightly off.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one with Lee Oswald and John F. Kennedy playing pickleball?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think that was actual footage.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, was it? Okay, that was Jack. That was Jack Ruby and Oswald playing pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Here we go. Said Bluetooth said to be named after king Harold Bluetooth from 991091 0. That was the year to 985 credited with ruling uniting Denmark and Norway as Bluetooth technology unifies the telecommunications and computing industries.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy King Bluetooth.

[Chick McGee]

King Bluetooth. Okay, how about them Apple?

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you suppose he got that name?

[Pat Godwin]

He had a rotten.

[Chick McGee]

Well that was his last name. Bluetooth.

[Pat Godwin]

One of his teeth was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh well back then they did like. Yeah, like Thompson would be Tom's son John Johnson. No, I just McGillicon.

[Josh Arnold]

How come your last name's a Miller? I'm. I'm a Miller.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a Miller. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here's something from Newsweek. Speaking of Bluetooth.

[Chick McGee]

What's it to you, Mr. Blacksmith?

[Tom Griswold]

Researchers discovered a security flaw that allows hackers to remotely control Bluetooth enabled butt plug.

[Christy Lee]

My God.

[Chick McGee]

It was only. Who has.

[Tom Griswold]

Who has that kind of spare time to not only possess a Bluetooth enabled butt plug but to decide they want to hack it and yeah, how is Lovevents company? It's called the Hush Butt Plug. It's a smart device.

[Chick McGee]

What is it the what company?

[Tom Griswold]

Lovense L O V E N S.

[Christy Lee]

E. How would you know if it was being used at the time? You hacked it too?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows, maybe there's a camera on it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we had the remote control.

[Tom Griswold]

When it go. When it goes dark. When it goes dark, it's time to go in.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't we have a remote remote control panties a long time ago?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With the vibration and the.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was really primitive technology. I think it was tube driven.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might have been too warmer. Much smaller now.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a warmer feel, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

And remember the. Didn't we have a vibrator or a dildo with a camera in it? Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think there was an optically correct male member that had been developed.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And boy, who finds that erotic?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Urologists would find that offensive. Gynecologists would go, I've never seen it before.

[Chick McGee]

Man, oh man, oh man.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

We're got some started quarterbacks being named and some backup quarterbacks. And news from Colorado and Deion Sanders. Coco G moves on at the US Open. No word yet if she's going to marry Detroit Lions quarterback Jared Goff. Making her Coco.

[Christy Lee]

Golf, golf, golf.

[Chick McGee]

Golco, golf, golf. That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have Patty G. We've got beavers in the news. Oh boy. And oh, beaver.

[Christy Lee]

Loads of spermidine News for you today too.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a great supplement.

[Chick McGee]

She said loads of spermidine because it.

[Tom Griswold]

Does come in loads. I think that's a fact.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got news about Tommy cutlets.

[Chick McGee]

Tommy DeVito, the backup. Well, was the backup quarterback of the Giants. He's on the street. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll have Tommy DeVito's mom's recipe for chicken cutlets.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Yeah, that'll be good.

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking forward to that. And she's a handsome woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me about, tell me about those cameras at your house. You got 11 of them.

[Chick McGee]

Simply safe. That's right. I've got my compound secured. The do it yourself home security system. A system that works to prevent a break in from happening in the first place. A violation of your space. That's why I trust Simplisafe to protect my compound. And you will too. And we use Simplisafe here at the Bob and Tom studios because Simplisafe has new active guard outdoor protection that helps stop break ins before they even happen. AI powered cameras and live monitoring agents detect suspicious activity around your property. If someone's lurking, agents talk to them in real time. Turn on spotlights to even call the police. Proactively deterring crime before it starts. And simply safe, of course. Note no contracts, no hidden fees and name best home security system of 2025 by CNET. And plus they have a 60 day money back guarantee. All you has to do is go to simplisafetom.com and get a load of this offer. 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. That's half off. First month free. Just go to simplisafe tom.com there's no safe like Simplisafe.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we got a horse rescued from a swimming pool and two old ladies that had to be rescued from a hot tub. Yikes. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Do you ever think about switching insurance.

[Josh Arnold]

Companies to see if you could save some cash?

[Tom Griswold]

Progressive makes it easy. Just drop in some details about yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

And see if you're eligible to save money.

[Tom Griswold]

When you bundle your home and auto.

[Josh Arnold]

Policies, the process only takes minutes and.

[Tom Griswold]

It could mean hundreds more in your pocket. Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you can could say Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates.

[Josh Arnold]

Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states.

[Tom Griswold]

Or.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

At the SILAC insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a quick letter here. Yesterday's show we were discussing a Reddit situation in which the, the question was what is the most overrated sexual fantasy?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of them was the Mile High Club.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But that did leave to lead to a discussion about that.

[Josh Arnold]

And we all kind of have different definitions.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't count. Willie said, well, he was in Denver, the Mile High City. Does that. No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I think, I think, I think that count? No, it's all about elevation.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about being airborne. And but the question was, does it count? Does it count in a hot air balloon? And according to this, this was from Bob and Bowling Green, who apparently has accomplished this feat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I got another letter going. Yes, it does. So our arbiter has decided if you're having intimate relations in a hot air balloon, actually presumably up in the air at the time, that would, that would be the mile that.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they do go a mile high. No, we had asked that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And I don't know if they can. Okay, that's a fair question. But perhaps if they were starting at an elevation. Are we talking, Is it. The question is technically, I need to talk to someone from NASA. Is it from sea level, I think from terra firmer. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Or firma. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Terra firma.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's a movie called Terror Firmer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what. Terra firmer. That's what it is. Terra firmer is your.

[Chick McGee]

Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is how far off the ground you are in Kentucky. Your terra firmer.

[Chick McGee]

The best altitude to pilot a hot air balloon. Between a thousand and three thousand feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So it's not a mile high.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

But that basket.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been in a basket from sea level, Christie.

[Chick McGee]

It's quite roomy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I could think the woman putting her hands up on the rails of the basket. I think the gentleman from behind. Weren't you terrified when they. The guy looked at me and said, see these trees coming up? We're gonna use those as a break. And I said, I beg your pardon. And by God, we did. You crashed.

[Christy Lee]

The landing is tough. I was in one that Bob was in it with me, and we crashed into a field. Farm field that. You know, that like, that kind of crash.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not the worst one.

[Christy Lee]

We fell and it went down onto its side and boun. Over the. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mark Patrick was in one that hit the side of a building and started to tip.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd be so terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

So no, I think I'll be the judge here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I say the mile in the Mile High Club really doesn't have to be whatever. 5200. That's just. It means airborne. I. I will allow the Mile High Club.

[Chick McGee]

So not. You don't have to be. Even if you're in a plane, you're having sex. It's a Mile High Club no matter how high it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

500Ft. Mile High Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's about. It's about being airborne. It should be called the airborne. And by the way, I have no interest in doing this. By the way. And have we determined that anyone in this.

[Pat Godwin]

I have done it. It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

The Mile High Club or the balloon?

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about with a partner.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Woman.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, though. He got great drink service after he did that and before the highest.

[Tom Griswold]

The stewardess didn't give you the full can.

[Pat Godwin]

We loaded.

[Tom Griswold]

But you gave her the full can, did you?

[Chick McGee]

Highest altitude ever reached by a piloted hot air balloon. 68,986ft.

[Josh Arnold]

That seems like a real mistake.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the set by Via Pat Singaraya of India? They call them crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the guy. 2005, the guy that famously jumped out of the hot air balloon? Felix Bumgarten. He just died.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, doing a stunt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the Red Bull guy. Wasn't that a Red Bull stunt?

[Josh Arnold]

It must have been so cold.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and then. And then a little hot. I think he was worried about the friction of falling at the speed and, and the heat and the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'd be concerned about the landing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the speed with which he's propelled headfirst into the ground.

[Chick McGee]

He was wearing a shoot.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I'll do it. With all due respect, your honor, I disagree. It has to be in a plane High club. Is the mile to be.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. You're going to discount.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll be the judge.

[Chick McGee]

I'm discounting all the residents of Denver, Colorado.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I say you have to be. Then you have to be in a plane and you have to be at least a mile away.

[Pat Godwin]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. No, this is because you guys have an idea, taken it up to level of a concept.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't expect you to understand the faux Ivy league education that I picked my way through. Now for example, if you're on the Goodyear blimp, I say that's mile high club. Even if it's not really. It's about being airborne in a confined space.

[Josh Arnold]

I liked. I just. I kind of want there to be another club for that.

[Christy Lee]

The dirigible club.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like dirigible? Dirigible club. Sounds like a. A protective device for your car. This brand new Range Rover was stolen. Not with a dirigible club.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I do know a guy who was serviced in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well now you're talking about. Yeah, that's a whole new ball game.

[Josh Arnold]

He's part of the club known as Head zeppelin.

[Tom Griswold]

And we thought this was going nowhere. This is why we read the mail.

[Christy Lee]

I was thinking blimpy job.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I. I think as the arbiter in this case, I will say any airborne activities count as the mile.

[Chick McGee]

You're the self named arbiter. First of all, your honor, have you.

[Tom Griswold]

Been reading the paper? That's how this works. Now, now let's just move forward here. We have. Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, does anybody else have any letters?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you guys get. Oh, I got a. A bunch of them. I thought we were done with that segment.

[Chick McGee]

But no, we're not done until we get all the letters in.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. This is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a bit.

[Tom Griswold]

We call these Thomisms as you know, if you've ever listened to the show. I sometimes struggle to find the right words for things.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And when you do that you have to sort of ad lib your way through it to describe what it is you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

And the way you do that in a smooth, professional fashion.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert is kind enough to write Dear Bob and Tom show this past weekend. My wife, who by the way is quite intelligent, had a brain freeze moment. She wanted more syrup, but instead asked me for some pancake sauce. Perfectly valid. Yeah, perfectly valid. Mrs. Robert pancake sauce. Go for it. By the way, I would like to say this. There's only one kind of syrup for pancakes.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Maple. I don't want to see that. That gizmo with the five syrups on it on my table. I don't want to see blueberry. No.

[Chick McGee]

Strawberry red and a pink and a yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that is.

[Chick McGee]

And it's Log cabin maple syrup, by gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you know there's a maple syrup industry that you can. You can spend as much money as you want. Members.

[Christy Lee]

That and honey. Have you ever seen honey lately?

[Chick McGee]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

There was like a hundred thousand dollars worth of maple syrup stolen in Canada last year or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that there are all kinds out there for different tastes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you like variety, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

I like that it's out there. But you know that I may. The faker the better when it comes to.

[Pat Godwin]

What does the real stuff taste like? I've never had it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great.

[Christy Lee]

You never had real maple syru?

[Chick McGee]

Crazy good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sugary and mapley and perfect. Oh yeah, it's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why I wish I liked it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think you and I also differ on the nature of pancakes. I like them very thin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

You almost want. Yeah, like pre rolled blintzes or crepes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very, very thin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, Yeah. I like a thicker, fluffier pancake.

[Tom Griswold]

No, sorry, I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

The only thing good about pancakes are the first couple bites. Then for me it just. It's too much. I love the first couple bites, then it's just too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. You gotta sop up the maple syrup.

[Christy Lee]

Over easy eggs on them and soak up the yolk with them.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you do that. No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. So good.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Instead of toast.

[Tom Griswold]

More questions from first home buyers.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh Lord.

[Christy Lee]

This is my. Now you're in my wheelhouse.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mind if they're asking, but are they, Are they honestly taking our advice?

[Tom Griswold]

We've given some pretty good advice.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy gave the most important thing. If you got a brand new house or if you're moving into someone else's house, find out where the main water shut off is.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out where the electric box is. I remember I had a friend once who called me and his heat wouldn't work. Oh, wait a minute. It was Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the story? Pat calls me and he goes, I don't have any heat. And I said, do you have gas or electric heat? He goes, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I still don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know?

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. You have a gas bill?

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't. Who's paying your bills?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

I have people that do that for me.

[Chick McGee]

I think we want to. I don't think we want to dive too deeply into this.

[Tom Griswold]

The point being, Christy, Christie's right. Learn where your water shut off is. There's a bunch of basic stuff about being a homeowner. They should teach this in high school.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Along with how to do laundry, that sort of thing. Very handy.

[Christy Lee]

Shop class, outdoor spa faucets. Are they on your water softener? Do you know that?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well, typically no.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you don't want.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want water on your plants.

[Christy Lee]

Right again.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. Now we're getting into hardware talk. We'll have to get past Sullivan in here.

[Chick McGee]

You started this lunatic.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I got a letter here from. From Michael.

[Josh Arnold]

What would Michael like to know?

[Tom Griswold]

Fort Wayne, Indiana. He wants more home tips.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, just. Just general tips.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what the letter says.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The last line reads, keep your shades.

[Chick McGee]

Drawn, Michael, and stay inside.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, give me some tips. As a first time home buyer, we've all made mistakes with our houses.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously, you got to have a friend who's a lawyer, I would say. Doesn't everybody have a buddy who's a lawyer?

[Josh Arnold]

Get.

[Chick McGee]

Get them to help you with the. In case of something pops up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I think handyman's more important than a lawyer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he means stuff like lawyer slash handyman slash general practitioner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very good. Well, good luck with the house, Michael. Thanks for listening. We appreciate it. You can reach us, Bob [e-mail]. coming up, two elderly ladies had to be freed by authorities from a hot tub.

[Chick McGee]

How old?

[Tom Griswold]

Very. We had. Speaking of which, a horse had to be pulled from a swimming pool. That's a trick.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And swearing can make you stronger.

[Chick McGee]

Is back, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Physically stronger.

[Tom Griswold]

A scientific study. This is really Interesting. Wow. Or maybe you'll perceive that you're stronger. We're going to find out. By gosh. See what I did there? You thought we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Guys, it's CD Lamb, wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. I'm partnering with Abercrombie this season to tell you all about their viral denim. All you need to know is denim should fit like this. My jeans need to check a lot of boxes fit first, trend second. They need to go with whatever I'm feeling. And Abercrombie Denim has it down whether I'm throwing on a tee or putting the whole fit together. Shop Abercrombie Denim in the app, online and in store.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it is Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hi, chick. Gonna play a song this hour.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's do it now.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do it, baby. Let's do it now. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I want to turn an anecdotal observation into a fact.

[Chick McGee]

Go right ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

It's been, I've just been kind of on my mind. I'll do this in quiz form. In the United States, what is the best selling band T shirt? Anybody want to take this?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go with the United States.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going with Journey.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll be wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this in history?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean this year.

[Christy Lee]

Nirvana. It'd have to be Nirvana.

[Chick McGee]

That's Rolling Stones, is kind of timeless.

[Tom Griswold]

Number one is Pink Floyd.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Number two, Nirvana. That's the one I keep seeing. And number three, AC dc the Rolling Stones up there as well. Worldwide. Number one is Nirvana. So I know I was over in England a month or so ago and I remember seeing a bunch of those. I was, I was at a concert.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But so just, it was just kind of interesting to me. And as I've said, and I'll stop talking about it, but how many people are wearing those shirts that have no idea about the great band behind the task?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I don't, I don't understand what your hang up is on that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I just trying to think if I've ever done it. I don't think I did. If I wore a band.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. I knew who it was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was because I got it There.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do remember the first rock T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

You bought from a concert? Man, it may have been because I never got them when in my early concerts because they were just expensive. Breaking Benjamin maybe in the early 2000s. So I would have been 21 or.

[Tom Griswold]

22, you know, and now they're, of course, significantly higher in price.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And merch is a very, very big deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

At those Taylor Swift concerts, there were lines at the merch thing three hours before the show started. And speaking of Taylor Swift, she is engaged.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. According to Ed, Travis, Kelsey's father, he was attending an Eagles training camp practice on August 10th. He got a call from Travis who wanted to share the biggest news. Oh, I got a FaceTime call from them while I was at the practice. And as soon as I saw the FaceTime, I saw it was Travis and then I saw Taylor there with him and I knew that what they were going to say and they, you know, let us know, said, daddy. Kelsey. The Eagles late night practice was on Sunday, August 10th. That's when the families found out that Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift are going to be married.

[Josh Arnold]

I apologize. This whole time I thought that was Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Can you play that?

[Pat Godwin]

Not. No, not that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, is that the Joe Cocker song? You are so beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I was like. I was like, godwin is killing it over there.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't play.

[Chick McGee]

I think everybody should use this if they're going to have to make some staff cuts. Hi, Josh. Thanks for coming in.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man, I appreciate you.

[Chick McGee]

Look, we looked at the numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have any collapsible boxes?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I do. You need to borrow some? I know we were moving some stuff out.

[Tom Griswold]

I brought the tape.

[Christy Lee]

The tape to tag team onto that. But we didn't learn about the engagement until yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that they had like 17 days.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In a five photo joint post on Instagram, the singer and football player revealed their engagement after dating for two years. The caption reads, your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's so great that they did it with a, you know, little twist of humor there. Good for them.

[Chick McGee]

And according to Ed Kelsey, Travis and Jason, Kelsey's dad, they went out to Travis, told him they went out to dinner. Let's go have a glass of wine. They got out there, that's when he proposed. And it was beautiful. Ed said they took place in Lee's summer. Lee's Summit, Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's a beautiful location.

[Josh Arnold]

Just outside of Kansas City.

[Chick McGee]

It was a beautiful, beautiful picture up on Instagram of the two of them. You know. You know, though, you can't get that first divorce out of the way until you get married.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Neither of them have been engaged before.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember how all this started? I love. I love this. I loved when it happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Started with a podcast.

[Christy Lee]

Started with a friendship bracelet at one of his. At one of her shows.

[Chick McGee]

Travis give her a. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he essentially said, hey, I like her. I'm going to a show, I'm going after it, and I'm going to see if I can.

[Chick McGee]

And I think that's when he said, I'm going to shoot my shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Kind of what I. Oh, yeah. Did he really?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he did say no. He said, well, with.

[Chick McGee]

With the boys.

[Tom Griswold]

He was on a podcast with his brother.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna shoot my shot.

[Tom Griswold]

And he goes, I want to give her my number. And his brother. What is it? What is he, 78? I forget what it is.

[Chick McGee]

And I.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he goes, no, no, you know what number I mean, Meaning her. His phone.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So good for him.

[Christy Lee]

And he did it with a friendship bracelet, one of her shows.

[Tom Griswold]

And now, Pat, do you remember a time in your life when you'd read about some celebrity couple, they're going to get married, and you go, oh, there goes my shot.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You never thought maybe there'd be a Mrs. Godwin? That was already a famous.

[Pat Godwin]

Famous people, but they.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to ask you the same thing. Do I hear wedding bells in your private life there, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

You guys, you guys, I do have a weapon here if you want to.

[Christy Lee]

Shoot them for the ladies out there. The engagement ring looks to be about 8 carats, a old mine. Brilliant cut diamond from a lady by the name of Kendra Lubeck. And they estimated at $5 million.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, I'm Kendrick Lubeck.

[Christy Lee]

She's a young girl.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to see some of our engagement rings?

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine, man, but my God, will you put the cigar out?

[Chick McGee]

We have lovely presentations back here.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a little used.

[Josh Arnold]

You have sweaty clothes.

[Chick McGee]

This is my sister Kayla. Hello, Kayla. Hello. You say hello, Kendra.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Kendra. Next. Next. Next.

[Chick McGee]

Is that me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Kansas City Chiefs. So the practice was suspended. They all congratulated, and they all sent Taylor and. And Travis the congratulatory messages on Instagram. And that brings us to more football.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't it be cool if they had, like, a nice private ceremony?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope nobody knows where or when.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll probably do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you like to hear my song about the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Before I move on? Yes, I would like to hear your song.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, we would have known you were going to play it if you'd maybe picked up your guitar. Or are you going to be in.

[Pat Godwin]

One of those moods all day?

[Christy Lee]

Here we go, the old bickering couple.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, be mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you plugged in? Um, I'm not hearing your guitar. There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Little Diddy, Travis and Taylor. Travis. Kelsey put a ring on her hand. That man's a football star. I never heard of Taylor Swift. Oh, I hope she goes far sucking on a wiener. Happens a lot in the beginning and it seems to fade as the years go by. I wish those two nothing but happiness never seem to work for Tom Chicka me though maybe Travis will be another Andy. Just perfect for Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just wish the happiness that I enjoy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I have a crush on a famous singer too. Canadian woman just oozes sex. I sent her flowers, letters and emails, but K D Lang never answers my texts. Her laws Godwin, Little Diddy, Travis and Taylor. I'm gonna sing Lighthouse with their wedding band.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very nice. Thank you very much. No, no. Well, anything else going on?

[Chick McGee]

That brings us to the fabulous New York Giants have released a fan favorite, quarterback Tommy DeVito. DeVito, an undrafted free agent and a northern New Jersey native who picked up the nickname Tommy Cutlets, not expected to make the team after the signings of veterans Russell Wilson and Jameis Winston. How do you get the nickname selection of Jackson Dart in the first round? He lived with his mom forever and his mom used to fix some chicken cutlass. And I believe we have a video of them. There they are. There's.

[Christy Lee]

That's his mom.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? That's them in the kitchen making veal cutlets.

[Josh Arnold]

And they look they like that Rao's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

And as a matter of fact, the. The his mom is. Has a RAO sweatshirt on. If you'll turn around and and you'll see this is definitely delicious. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they do now. I'm hungry.

[Chick McGee]

There's the commercial and if you'd like to make the Tommy DeVito's chicken cutlets at home, a cup of olive oil, a pound chicken breast, 2 eggs, pinch of salt, pepper, 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan, 2 cups Italian seasoned breadcrumbs, and 2 jars of as you said, the sponsor.

[Tom Griswold]

Rao Great Spaghetti Sauce and great pasta too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. You know his. Who, who, who cut. The coach of the New York Giants, Brian Dable. He said he said he. Tommy DeVito did everything.

[Josh Arnold]

You want me to get that possible little Benson for that ass?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The worst Benson impression I've ever done.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Benson. Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was more. Be more disconnected. You want me to get that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Try it again.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You want me to get that?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

First couple episodes of Soap when he does that, you hear people in the audience audibly gasp. They cannot believe the help would say something.

[Chick McGee]

Robert Mandan goes. Yes. If you don't mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. That show was ahead of its time, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

They loved him because he's a New Jersey guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the New York, New York fans, big fans of Jersey, and he might.

[Chick McGee]

You know, go back and be part of the practice squad or whatever. Who knows what's in store for Tommy DeVito.

[Christy Lee]

They always are looking for quarterbacks in the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

Tommy Cutlets.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

Somebody will get hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

He may be. Chick said, probably end up in the practice squad. I. The owner of the Giants is probably going to end up waking up with a horse's head. Horse's head on his bed. He wants some cement shoes. You want to bring Tommy back to the.

[Chick McGee]

If things don't pull out. Yeah. A fan might put a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Horse's head in his bed now. Coming up, Christy Lee, what have you got coming up over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. Swearing. Can it make you stronger? We have a lady who's accused of using Krazy Glue in dental work. Not recommended.

[Josh Arnold]

Perfectly valid.

[Chick McGee]

I think that would work for a time.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think the problem was she's not a dentist. This is another. This is another one of those people that put it this way. You don't want to go to a dentist where in the middle of your procedure, they have to go take the meatloaf out of the oven because their trailer can't have the power going on. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

He's hitting all the high points over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Hey, have you tried Everyday Earbuds from Raycon?

[Christy Lee]

Have I?

[Chick McGee]

Would I? Well, you must. You simply must. Raycon's fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic are back. And now they have active noise cancellation. It's the return of everyone's favorite everyday earbuds, and they're the perfect way to tune out all the noise around you and tune into something great. The latest version of Raycon's Everyday Earbuds Classic now features active noise cancellation and as always, 8 hours of playtime, 32 hours of battery, all the colors and audio quality that rivals all the big audio brands. You know and love at around half the price. And icon has returned. So go to buyraycon.com tom and get 20% off the fan favorite everyday earbuds classic right now. Raycon. 20% off their everyday earbuds classic. Just go to make me proud. Buyraycon.com/tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, one of the most difficult names I've ever seen to pronounce in college football. And Chick has come up with a great list of just beautiful, beautiful names. Yes, beautiful in college football. Ghost rouser. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. King Large. Come on. These are tremendous.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite is Legend Journey.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be coming back with those great college football names here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios where this remains the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Prime delivery is fast.

[Tom Griswold]

How fast are we talking?

[Christy Lee]

We're talking puzzle toys and lick pad.

[Tom Griswold]

Delivered so fast you can get this.

[Christy Lee]

Puppy under control fast. We're talking chew toys at your door without really waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Fast. Keypads, cooling mat, peg, hammer.

[Christy Lee]

Fast and fast.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's training T R E A.

[Christy Lee]

T S faster than you can say sit fast.

[Chick McGee]

And now we can all relax and.

[Christy Lee]

Order these matching hoodies to get cozy and cute. Fast, fast.

[Tom Griswold]

Free delivery.

[Christy Lee]

It's on Prime.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Let's get to this great list of. Of beautiful poetic names. Names. In the world of college football, you.

[Chick McGee]

Have to have somewhat odd in there at some point, don't you? I guess beautiful and odd depends on how you look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

In the history of sports, there are so many great names, just beautiful names.

[Josh Arnold]

Odd can be beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at my face.

[Chick McGee]

Mordecai Three Finger Brown or something. Well, I guess those are more nicknames, but these are the brand new. These are these players names, legal names. We do this every, every season and this, it's always enjoyable. Yeah. Here this guy's a quarterback. It looks like he plays for Central Florida. Tom's going to handle the last name. His first name is God's Power.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Already off to a G, G O.

[Chick McGee]

D S, P O W E R. God's Power.

[Tom Griswold]

And now there's two different pronouncers for this, so. And I don't know which one is correct, so. But his last name is of Nigerian origin.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so God's Power. Nawawihe is the one that Sounds exactly correct. The other pronouncer here from the Associated Press is Nuawi Hey. But it's Nwah. It's. So it's either Nuay hey or. But still, what a great name. God's power.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's kind of like. Just imagine that you picked up a baked potato with your bare hand out of the oven and it was too hot. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I was gonna go.

[Christy Lee]

God's power, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna go. I was gonna start with God.

[Chick McGee]

But here's a running back for, I believe, the Grizzlies of Montana or Montana State. I'm sure about one of them. This gentleman's name is Tommy Running Rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all right, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Indigenous, I think.

[Chick McGee]

He's a Native American, I'm sure. Running back Hollywood Smothers. Smothers.

[Christy Lee]

Hollywood Smothers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he plays for North Carolina State.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that sounds like a porno title, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe a face sitting.

[Chick McGee]

I never made the connection of. Between Dick Smothers and For the longest time. And then when you see it, you can't unsee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dick Smothers is like a sentence.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I never did really.

[Chick McGee]

Tom and Dick's mother ruined it for me. Why don't you think of that one?

[Tom Griswold]

You think Dick's mother's fists. Mothers.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Wide receiver up at Purdue. Nitro tuggle. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's something a space shuttle has.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the nitro to hello Houston.

[Chick McGee]

This is space shuttle somebody. Well, here's the thing I never seen somebody's the damn all stupid. He went ahead and kicked the nitro toggle switch and came clean off the wall back.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right? Hey, look. Well, no problem. Let me just consult. They're all dead.

[Tom Griswold]

The nitro toggle. It's over now.

[Chick McGee]

Last year and I've kind of forgot. I've lost track of this player. I'm pretty. I'm almost certain he's still in the NFL. Kool Aid McKinstry. He played the defensive back for Alabama. And this is kind of in that same vein. This Kent State wide receiver, the Realist Clark. That's D, A, apostrophe, capital R, E, A, L, Y, S, T do Realist.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a lot of posers out there. Yeah, you want the realist?

[Chick McGee]

Except no substitute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And his cousin, Decubist Clark, is Art History 101 ish.

[Chick McGee]

Is there impressionist out there? Wide receiver from South Carolina. Amazon. Little John.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's Amazon.

[Chick McGee]

Tight end for Colorado State, Rocky Beers.

[Tom Griswold]

We've all been there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Great.

[Chick McGee]

R, O, C, K, Y. Beers. Last name Beers. Offensive lineman for South Carolina's Tree Babalade.

[Josh Arnold]

That is silly.

[Chick McGee]

B, A B, A L, A D, E. And his first name is Tree.

[Tom Griswold]

T, R, E. What is the babalotte?

[Chick McGee]

Is that babalotte? I don't know. I want to say baba.

[Christy Lee]

Italian, doesn't it? Babalati.

[Chick McGee]

Baba ganoush is a Greek dish, right?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that baba ganoushes? Yes. Mediterranean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You get that with your.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I had that the other night. Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Now I gotta order gyros for lunch. Let's see him. Offensive lineman from Appalachian State, ladies and gentlemen, Big Al Oliver. His first name is Big.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

B I G. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I bet that was a lot of tearing during that birth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. They named the kid Big. It would have been if it was A more sophisticated family would have named.

[Chick McGee]

Him a PC and speaking of pain and devastation, Episiotomy Oliver left Stanley another offensive lineman. His first name's Crush. K R U S H, Sours. Crush. Yo, Crush.

[Christy Lee]

That's a cool name.

[Josh Arnold]

You can just want popcorn, Milk Duds. I want some Crush Sours.

[Chick McGee]

All right, all right. Well, I don't want. Don't. Don't mix them in with my Eminem. Let's see. Offensive lineman from smu, first name King, last name Large.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a number three. You want to King Large that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Who's. What's the movie with a guy named. Oh, my favorite year guy's name is King.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was a Sid Caesar character. Yeah, King.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend that has a son named King.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Is his middle name Ray?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he a prince of a guy?

[Christy Lee]

He's a kid. He's a sweet kid.

[Chick McGee]

He's a baby, right? We're all babies. Offensive lineman for Virginia Tech, last name Hammer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

First name Haynes. Like the underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it. Isn't it Hannes?

[Chick McGee]

Is it Hannes? I want to say Haynes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hannes. Hammer.

[Chick McGee]

Hannes. Hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

Two wins. Wouldn't it be Hana?

[Josh Arnold]

Did he do the Miami Vice?

[Tom Griswold]

Did he get sick of great theme?

[Chick McGee]

Just sick and tired of. Hear about Jan Hammer, didn't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he was hot there for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Haynes. If it is Haynes.

[Christy Lee]

Haynes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hammer is a penis euphemism. You want to see the old Haynes Hammer?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, honest.

[Christy Lee]

If he's from Norway. But is the guy from Norway?

[Chick McGee]

You want some tube steaks smothered with his Hanes Hammer? Let's see. Ball state cardinals, D.C. just two initials, D.C. pippin.

[Josh Arnold]

D.C. pippin.

[Chick McGee]

D.C. pippin, I like that. Defensive lineman. I was this Jan Hammer. Well, that's not the. That's not Miami Vice.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Crockett's theme.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. He's hopping over the side of a yacht onto the dock.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy, is this ever Crockett's theme.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got an alligator named Elvis. He's smoking Camel straights. It's wearing a T shirt and a cool jacket.

[Chick McGee]

A pink T shirt and a cool jacket and a white jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's hung. He's hung like an elephant.

[Chick McGee]

How much time we got? He racks the shotgun. Defensive lineman. Divine.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the one you wanted, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. The flamingos.

[Tom Griswold]

You see the cigarette boats?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that? When this show was on tv, Josh, you were a kid. They. They would print.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Josh was alive.

[Tom Griswold]

They would print in the paper the songs they were going to be featuring on the show.

[Chick McGee]

This was all brand new stuff, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was on in my house.

[Chick McGee]

Well, where did they get to the steel drums or something? Let's get to it, John.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Want to skip ahead?

[Chick McGee]

How about the Miami Vice theme? There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

What year were you born?

[Josh Arnold]

78. Wasn't that an early.

[Christy Lee]

84?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 84.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Dad, can I watch Miami Voice?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we liked it. Was it. I don't. Was it Friday night?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You remember Philip Michael? Philip Michael Thomas who played Tubbs?

[Tom Griswold]

He was going to get the egot.

[Chick McGee]

He wanted the egot. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

First time I ever heard that term.

[Chick McGee]

Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he get any of them?

[Chick McGee]

He got nothing. Oh, he got as defensive alignment, college football name Divine Love Onochi. Your thoughts, Tom? O, N, O, C, H, I, E.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that sounds Vietnamese.

[Josh Arnold]

Prostitute.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I will love you long time.

[Tom Griswold]

That is in Japanese. Is it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

What is his name?

[Chick McGee]

First name's Divine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Middle name Love. Oh, no. Chi O, N, O, C, H, I.

[Josh Arnold]

E. Oliver Stone banged her, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. You go. You should stick with the Vietnamese prostitute thing. I was thinking perhaps native of. Nevermind. Indigenous. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I'll look it up for you. Ladies and gentlemen, defensive lineman for your California Golden Bears legend, Journey.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, that's.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, tough to live up to. That's a lot going on. Another defensive lineman from Illinois, Gentle Hunt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotta be careful. Say yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't let Pat say it.

[Tom Griswold]

The middle name is Charles.

[Pat Godwin]

I can sing Gentle. I can say gentle.

[Christy Lee]

That's not a football player's name.

[Chick McGee]

Gentle Hunt.

[Christy Lee]

Gentle what. What position?

[Chick McGee]

Defensive lineman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Chick, you're correct. It is pronounced divine. Anochi.

[Chick McGee]

Anochi. Defensive lineman from the Tulane Green Wave. Elliot Nairn.

[Tom Griswold]

Near.

[Chick McGee]

That's E, L, I, Y, T. Elliot Elit. Eliat Nairn.

[Josh Arnold]

They were named. The family name comes from. It's a Spanish word meaning passing. Plane.

[Chick McGee]

Anything. Anything at all. Okay. Linebacker from Duke. That's a basketball school. Oh, that's where Sonny Jurgensen went. Sorry. Linebacker. Memorable. It's his first name factor.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. He ran the Kentucky Derby.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is a horse's name.

[Christy Lee]

Memorable factor.

[Chick McGee]

Memorable factor.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, Divine Anucci. Not a Vietnamese prostitute. Oh, that's also of Nigerian heritage.

[Chick McGee]

I see a linebacker wrong before.

[Tom Griswold]

So it could be a prostitute from Nigeria.

[Chick McGee]

I get a linebacker. Stick with your theme from Bowling Green. First name Gideon.

[Christy Lee]

Like the Bible. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Last name Lampron.

[Josh Arnold]

Lampron.

[Chick McGee]

But sounds like a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a tampon made out of wool.

[Chick McGee]

His middle name is pronounced Espen, but it's spelled espn.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Mom and dad wanted him to be. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He'd have to be on the top plays every surprise.

[Christy Lee]

His name's not Griddy.

[Josh Arnold]

And my uncle tried a similar thing with my cousin. Wide World of Sports. Johnson.

[Chick McGee]

Linebacker for South Carolina. Who might be related to a Javonian. Clowney. What? Oh, Clowney's first name. This is Demon Clowney. His first name.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Football name, name Demon.

[Chick McGee]

Defensive back. Pig. First name Pig. P, I, G. No. Last name Cage. Pig Cage.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

His nickname. Sty.

[Christy Lee]

How would you grow up with that in middle school?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Pig.

[Pat Godwin]

Tough, I tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a boy named Sue Thing there.

[Chick McGee]

Jadavian. That's his name. Why couldn't I remember that? Jadavian Clown.

[Christy Lee]

That's a cool name.

[Chick McGee]

Judavian, it's all for you knocking around. NFL defensive back. This is one of my top three favorites. First name, dude. Last name, person.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

A little baby. Name him. Call him Dude.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Dude.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, dude.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing, dude? Let's see. Defensive back from Arizona State. Ghost rouser.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that sounds like, you know, it's like a something you'd find in Ghostbusters. The guy that goes. And he's like the fluffer. He's the ghost fluffer. He wakes him up. Get the ghost rouser up there. He'll get him. He'll get him awake and alert.

[Chick McGee]

Punter for LSU this season, Badger Harget. Long snapper from Wisconsin, Deed Capper. But my favorite name of this season's college football. All name team. Defensive back from Rice, first name Mo. M O H. Last name Billity.

[Josh Arnold]

Mo Bility.

[Chick McGee]

Mo Bility.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. If they did that on a TV show, you'd go fake.

[Chick McGee]

If Key and Peele put up mobility, we'd laugh really hard. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Demon Clowney is David's brother. Is Judavian's cousin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cousin. Okay. Yeah. Last name. Like clowning. Yeah. A lot of them connected somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's a great list.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's a good. That's fun. Every year.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very cool names this year and the football season in the world of college.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, it kicks off big time tomorrow night, I think, with college games starting. Yeah, this is the. We're done. This is. We're gonna have college. College or pro football from now until middle of February. Middle of February is the Super Bowl. Hush. Tom, your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm happy for you. There's gonna be some great stuff. We're gonna be talking with comedian Costakia Khanmopoulos, our NFL correspondent.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there is that.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's going to Germany. This is such a great story. He's going to Germany with his brother. He's a Atlanta Falcon fan, and they're playing the Colts in Berlin. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Falcon fan.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. And what's cool is his brother received a bone marrow transplant that saved his life from a guy in Germany, and they're going to meet him and go to the game. What a great story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You think the guy's gonna ask for it back?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. What if the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe there's a maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'm sure. Yeah. Thanks for the bone marrow. Do you want to see my bone? Is that where you're going with this?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Try to ruin us.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I kind of changed my mind here. I. I'd like that bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried. I. I tried to elevate the show.

[Chick McGee]

I just wanted to know what a. Would you like to kiss me? And if you've got my bone marrow.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody's shooting that for. That's a great story for us on Sunday morning.

[Chick McGee]

That is heartwarming.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a great story.

[Chick McGee]

CNN heroes or something.

[Tom Griswold]

So we have a couple of happy stories today. Coming up, we got a horse rescued from a swimming pool. That's a trick, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

You know who rescued that horse? Crockett and Tubs. They must. That's Right. They pull up.

[Josh Arnold]

Tubs should have been fat, right?

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Josh Arnold]

Tubs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tubs should have been fat instead of incredibly cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'll be right there crocking.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know what always bothered me?

[Chick McGee]

It could have been Tubs and Jake and Tubs instead of Jake and the fat man.

[Tom Griswold]

And the fashion on that show ended up hitting the comedy clubs because all the comedians would come up with T shirts and jackets with the sleeves rolled up.

[Chick McGee]

True.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I. They never credited prop. They always gave Don Johnson credit for that look. But it was Frankenstein that first did that.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the Boris Carlo Frankenstein? He had it.

[Josh Arnold]

He always wore a Frankenstein monster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he wore. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

The Frankenstein monster was. His name was Monster.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Right. But he. He didn't wear a tie.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it true, I thought that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Very classy that he wore a nice sport coat as he would tear people apart from limb from limb from limb. Coming up. So we have a nice, happy story about a rescue of a horse. And then we have a really weird, just disturbing story about orcas. About orcas.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my favorite animal.

[Christy Lee]

Well, wait till you hear this.

[Josh Arnold]

It probably will still remain my favorite animal.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing could change the term, the term jacking.

[Josh Arnold]

What is in the story? I mean, you think that's gonna deter me from liking that animal?

[Chick McGee]

If we talk about an orca, we've got the whales that talks always.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, beluga whales.

[Chick McGee]

Joshua.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll get to all those fun things from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer]

More of the is on the way. You can find us on xobandtom or you can email us at bobandtomobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Lowe's.

[Announcer]

Knows tough jobs call for tougher tools. The new DeWalt Elite Series power tool accessories are built to last for the pro who doesn't stop with precision, fitment, durability and impact resistance finish. Pushing jobs faster has never been easier. Shop the new DeWalt Elite Series at an everyday low price. Exclusively at Lowe's. We help you save.

[Chick McGee]

Insurance news, Des.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. There's Tom, kind of the Crockett in tubs.

[Pat Godwin]

Pink hats.

[Chick McGee]

I could never pull off. The fat guys could not wear the pushed up never worked.

[Tom Griswold]

You never did the pushed up sleeves? Yeah, I did that for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a different time.

[Pat Godwin]

You're doing it right now. That looks good.

[Christy Lee]

You can do it now.

[Pat Godwin]

I like the tats.

[Tom Griswold]

You're the new skinny chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the thing is, I. I didn't like the pastel colors either. I'm like olive and it didn't really. Oh, we should all get our colors done, don't you think? Or you might have had your color done.

[Christy Lee]

I have never had my colors done.

[Chick McGee]

Like you're a winter.

[Christy Lee]

I wear black.

[Tom Griswold]

We become the colored people.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there may be another way to phrase it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hang on. I've got to go down the hall and answer the door. I'll be back maybe next year.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, calm down, for God's sake. We were talking about names. All these great names in college football. A guy named Memorable factor. Purdue's Nitro toggle. These are so cool.

[Chick McGee]

Nitro toggle.

[Tom Griswold]

Deed Capper. That sounds like something that would happen at a closing for a. Yeah, that does sound like King Large. And. And was it God's power? Noahui. Did I get it right?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you got it right the first time. No, we way or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And God's. His first name is literally God's power.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So just. Just really cool names that are. That are out there. And we were also talking about Bluetooth and where the name came from. And it's kind of an interesting story. When they named Bluetooth, it was a temporary name and they were going to name it later and that this is a sort of a joke. They decided to name it after King Harold Bluetooth of Scandinavia because he had united Scandinavia and they wanted to unite PC and cellular industries. So it was just a joke. And then they later on they decided they were going to name it Radio Wire, but Bluetooth had already stuck, so they. So they kept with it.

[Christy Lee]

And now it's just so normal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't sound like anything else would be right.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have Bluetooth? Oh, you have to have Bluetooth.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your Bluetooth. You got your WI fi.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you don't have good WI fi, I mean, come on. When's the last time you replaced it didn't have good WI fi.

[Chick McGee]

What happened to the fun hobby of renaming your WI fi systems? Remember that? Like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. When you put.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, FBI van. Yeah, that was fun. What happened to that? Josh, you're the thoughts.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. I FEI van.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get FBI van.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's really good.

[Chick McGee]

That is good Surveillance van.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it finally appears that most American airports now have WI fi. Remember when that you'd have to buy a terrible. You have to buy a five year subscription for $3,000 to check in with your WI fi.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope the people that started that are burning somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Well. And remember you used to walk miles to find an outlet to charge anything and now there are outlets everywhere. Thankfully.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The best WI fi name I've ever heard. And I wish I. I want to use it, but I don't want to take whoever's this was. It was. Tell my wife I love her.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you name if you named your WI fi?

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I it. The one that came with the equipment is what?

[Christy Lee]

Mine. Mine. Yeah, mine.

[Pat Godwin]

We all name our WI Fi thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Mine's got a nickname in there.

[Christy Lee]

Mine's on a nickname. It's just our two last names.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing. I would change the name of it, but I depend on it so, so much. I don't want to mess anything up.

[Christy Lee]

So why isn't that the truth?

[Josh Arnold]

I have two. Do you guys have two Wi Fi? Yeah, there's like two codes or.

[Chick McGee]

What are 3.2 and a 5?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That's what. That's what it is. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Mine is a WI fi. Fo. Fum.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

That works.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good. Referencing the famous Little Rascals episode.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Or the. Or Jack and the Beanstalk.

[Chick McGee]

Or the classic Jack and the Beanstalk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. Oh, no. I'm thinking of Yum Yum. Eat them up. That's the.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, your memories aren't everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

That one's very hard to find for a reason. Terrified me as a child. Probably ruined me. Let's just move forward in the world of sports. We have Chick McGee over there. I can see him. Him at the sports desk. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we were talking about odd names of college football. Different, interesting, beautiful names of college football. One of those has moved on to the NFL. He plays quarterback for the Saints. Spencer Rattler. And he has been named the starter for the New Orleans Saints by New Ho. Chan Winslow. I can't remember. Helen Moore is the new head coach.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's not Kellen Heller.

[Chick McGee]

Not Kellen Heller.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great football.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, really inappropriate.

[Chick McGee]

Kellen Heller.

[Pat Godwin]

I need more wall.

[Chick McGee]

Kellen Heller can really hear. You have to be really quiet.

[Josh Arnold]

Completely high.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly Tyler Shuck Has.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

The backup quarterback, Tyler Shuck.

[Christy Lee]

Shut your map.

[Josh Arnold]

The Cob, they call him Shuck.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with Shuck?

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

All right, middle initial F. Deion Sanders is saying that he's seen a key performer for Colorado Buffaloes retire. That's right. Ralphie six, the live buffalo mascot. Oh, you remember the Ralph.

[Tom Griswold]

Retired or dead?

[Chick McGee]

Retired.

[Josh Arnold]

Retired or Burger?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Retired or delicious? I'm not sure that'd be a good Jeopardy.

[Tom Griswold]

Category. Retired, retired, or dead?

[Christy Lee]

That would be.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, because we do that all the time. We'll be talking about some actors.

[Chick McGee]

Get a load of this.

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is, see everybody?

[Chick McGee]

Colorado Buffaloes. I don't know when they came up with these. They've had live Buffaloes forever. It seems like every season the buffalo goes crazy and takes one of the handlers and throws them into the stands or whatever. But they call them Ralphies and then they number them. Well, this is Ralphie Six, but his real name is Ember.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's my great niece's name.

[Chick McGee]

Like a. Like a fire.

[Christy Lee]

Amber.

[Chick McGee]

Amber. Not Amber.

[Christy Lee]

Ember.

[Chick McGee]

E, M, B, E, R. Don't you.

[Tom Griswold]

Love that when you're watching a movie and they say, you know, know the dog Fido, played by Bonzo, Mr. Ed, played by Bamboo Harvester.

[Christy Lee]

Well, a dog with a fake name on tv answer to that, though, I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they're acting, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Actors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some of those.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard some of the dogs go on when they're on set. They will only respond to the name in this. In the script.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It's like Jared Leto, you're Daniel Day dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did you see that iu, Indiana University is bringing back the. The bison.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

No one saw this story?

[Chick McGee]

I did not see this story.

[Josh Arnold]

They used to have a live bison.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know they have the rock.

[Tom Griswold]

After 60 years, the Hoosiers are bringing back. Yeah, I didn't Hoosier the bison. I believe at the meeting someone said, nothing can go wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Now, is it a real bison, Tyson, or is it just the logo?

[Chick McGee]

Have they not seen Colorado and they're trouble with the buffalo? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It says the mascot's long awaited debut is scheduled for next week, aligning with the football season opener against Old Dominion at Memorial Stadium Saturday. There you go. There's a little billboard. The bison is back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a Saturday. It's a mascot. It's not a real bison.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

You sure?

[Chick McGee]

Do they have a real bison or is it just a guy?

[Christy Lee]

It's A mascot, Dom.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. It's a cool suit.

[Chick McGee]

Very cool suit. I'd wear that.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're not going to bring a real bison onto campus?

[Christy Lee]

I doubt it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then I'm not going to come. I want to go see that one.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to see a real bison.

[Chick McGee]

Indiana hosting Old Dominion Saturday and old Dominion getting 24.

[Josh Arnold]

Trucking company.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. No, that's right. They never lose anything. Road trips are a breeze for those.

[Tom Griswold]

But do the bus. Do they bring the bison onto the field? Yeah, that's a big damn deal. So I use. Not going to do that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. I think it's just a. I think it's just a guy in a suit. I don't think it's an out. Although, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. This says the real bison won't be ready until the basketball season starts and they intend to bring them out of the court. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Good. Does I. You have an ag department?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have a business. Sons and daughters of many great farmers in the great state of Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm asking because they would be the ones to have maybe a bison and.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, someone's gotta have a bison around here, huh? Don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I found a guy.

[Christy Lee]

It's just a mascot. It's not a real live bison.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate to.

[Christy Lee]

I hate to tell you.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I say let the petition start. Now. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, they wanted a live animal, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, some PETA person probably got upset.

[Josh Arnold]

They can start with a baby bites. Christy, have you ever seen a baby one?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're so cute. Lying in their bisonette.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was worth the wait.

[Chick McGee]

I am literally. My.

[Tom Griswold]

You are working hard.

[Chick McGee]

You said that. My mouth fell open to my chest.

[Josh Arnold]

I addressed Christie with it because I. I knew she would enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed it very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad.

[Chick McGee]

Bisonet.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope there's someone out there that's raising bison that. I really think that goes into the stall and puts a big sign on it. The Bisonet. Thank you, Josh Arnold from the Bob and Tom program. We appreciate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't all be filth, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to throw some cute ones out.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why they're bringing back the bison?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, why, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Because there used to be bison in Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. It's part of our. Or part of the State of Indiana logo. The seal.

[Tom Griswold]

State.

[Christy Lee]

Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

There were a lot of things in that area that aren't there anymore. Oh, boy. Look at the time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

See, Josh, now they're gonna forget about what I said earlier about the color.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Diesel, you know, I don't know which is worse, what you said earlier or the color thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Calm down, everybody. We're having fun. We are in the O'Reilly auto person.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire Takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Chick McGee]

He's the spitfire of sports.

[Announcer]

Smack.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[Announcer]

The Jim Rome show podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are live in the O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the Psylac Insurance Company news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Matt Godwin's over there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick Magee is enjoying a cookie and a Pepsi.

[Chick McGee]

They're so good, the Biscoff cookies they give you on the airplanes. Oh, they're so good.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they great?

[Josh Arnold]

You like the Biscoff butter?

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

That's because you're a human being.

[Chick McGee]

By the ladle full, man. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom. Tom, you said we have some.

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting stacked up with letters here. You can reach us Bob [e-mail]. sometimes I have trouble coming up with words. We all do. But I really have trouble with it.

[Chick McGee]

If by sometimes you mean constantly, you are correct.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Columbus, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Franklin county, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Mitchell said, I have an 8 year old son named Tom. Well, thank you, Mitchell.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you automatically assume it's because of you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. The name Tom has disappeared. I mean, the number one name right now is Liam. If you're. If you're going to be teaching a kindergarten class five years from now, you're going to have 12 Liam's in your class.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's been the number one name two years in a row. There are no Toms in the top 10. The only classic name in the top 10, I believe, is Michael. But in any event, back to reality here my 8 year old son Tom had a moment this week. We were having tacos for dinner with refried beans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, excellent, excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

My son tried the refried beans, loved them. He wanted more but couldn't remember what they were called. So he said, dad, can I have some more of those squish beans?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now in our household they are always referred to as squish beans.

[Christy Lee]

I like squish beans.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfectly valid. Yesterday we were talking about the Mile High club. We got into a huge argument. I've determined that if you're airborne it counts.

[Chick McGee]

So why do we have to adhere to your rule though?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this is easily made you God. Yes, this is easily appealable. Well, again will be.

[Tom Griswold]

The argument is a simple one. I say based on the letter we got from a guy who performed intimate relations in a hot air balloon while aloft.

[Josh Arnold]

Objection. This is hearsay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that counts.

[Chick McGee]

You better be going somewhere with it.

[Tom Griswold]

And. No, I am. I'm going somewhere with this. And it doesn't count if you're a mile high because you're in Denver doing it on a hotel bed. No, no, it's about being aloft and being in a place that's unusual. I will accept the hot air balloon. Now, I also asked yesterday, is there such a thing as a four foot club, if you will, being say on a Greyhound bus and engaging in intimate activities? Got this letter. We'll just say from a dgh. I am a former Greyhound bus driver, Tom. I can assure you that intimate relations in a Greyhound bus is a thing. Sure. Also, I used to drive a charter bus taking college kids to spring break.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to. I would hope you got laid at some point.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The next two words, sex fest. There you go, there you go.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit gondola count in your Mile High club.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a question. I don't think technically that's a separate category. No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

The kind that go up the mountain when you're.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was with. I was with Pat on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that kind of gondola would be the same as. As light beer. If you know if you know if you know if you know the old joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like in near water. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have them close to water. It's light beer.

[Pat Godwin]

So the lift is called a gondola.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it depends. Some of them are lifts.

[Tom Griswold]

A gondola is the.

[Christy Lee]

The ones that are closed in.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like a little metal capsule. You get in and see them at theme parks before hauls you up A mountain?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You've never skied past?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I skied once. Once. I was terrible at it. I didn't enjoy myself.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you two go skiing for like a month? Wouldn't that be fun?

[Pat Godwin]

I can't ski with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with my back, I couldn't stand. Yeah, you can see why you want to be in a chairlift with Captain Wino. Captain Wino, I'm whining about. No, we're not going.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'll do it, but we got to go slow at first, and you know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not a good teacher. You have to get a professional.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't do it. If you care about your bones and organs, you're.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I don't do it.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to play a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm trying to play along. But you're right, you can't do it.

[Christy Lee]

You just don't fall down.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd fall, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you fallen?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a clumsyman.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Aren't you in pain?

[Chick McGee]

Now, here's the thing. Here's the thing. And he won't say this. He's an incredible solution skier.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's fallen like three times in his life. He's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

I go very slow.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ski Black Diamonds?

[Tom Griswold]

Not anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, mogul.

[Josh Arnold]

Moguls.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate those. Bad. Bad for the knees.

[Chick McGee]

Do you hook up with somebody? Oper ski, you know, down there?

[Tom Griswold]

Oper ski.

[Chick McGee]

Stuff like jump. I want to bang it out.

[Tom Griswold]

Operation.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you ever done a ski jump over here?

[Tom Griswold]

A ski jump? I mean. Oh, I mean. No, no, not the big ones. That's. That's insane.

[Chick McGee]

I used to love the ski jumping, man.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Those were way down the hill.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Lean forward.

[Chick McGee]

How high in the air are they before they fall? Amazing.

[Christy Lee]

There's a ski jump. We're in Park City. Didn't they have the Olympics there? They had the Olympics there, obviously.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like that name. What is it? Which is a park city? Make up your mind.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, why do I.

[Pat Godwin]

Drive George Carlin over here?

[Chick McGee]

Why am I driving on the parkway and parking on the driveway?

[Josh Arnold]

Should they name Atlanta Park City?

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Don't they practice in water in the summer?

[Tom Griswold]

They.

[Christy Lee]

I know they practice ski jumps in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of the trick guys, they practice. Ladies, they practice in pits full of.

[Christy Lee]

Those huge foam squares they do in gymnastics.

[Chick McGee]

But I thought you were going to say vipers. For some reason.

[Christy Lee]

I could have sworn I saw.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, were we doing sports?

[Chick McGee]

One more story, I believe. See how you like this. The Women's Professional Baseball League. Wpbl.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know we had one.

[Chick McGee]

Is launching next year. Becoming The United States first pro women's baseball circuit in 70 years.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We've all seen Rockford Peaches and leave it League of their own.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No crying in baseball. Well, analysts say mainstream recognition is key for sustainability and profitability. That's good. Salaries, financial incentives. They're trying to attract big name players. But that. That college softball World Series.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my.

[Chick McGee]

That's very. That's good competition. Whatever you're doing there.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't the. The wind up look sort of silly?

[Josh Arnold]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

You know how fast they're.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know. I'm just saying it did it just.

[Chick McGee]

And why does it. Why do you think it looks silly?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it looks cartoon esque. The way they kind of zip around to me.

[Chick McGee]

It's so cool and impressive that everybody follow along. I'm having trouble picturing it. Could you get up and. And give us.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Give us a demonstration.

[Tom Griswold]

My right arm. Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

So you think this. That's a. Like that because they look in and they spin it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They really wind.

[Tom Griswold]

They go.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the control that. That impresses me how it's not just shooting into the stand. How they actually hit a strike zone is.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, lady.

[Josh Arnold]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well that's interesting. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that. Does that complete the sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

Does complete. Well, first we'll have a memory. Tom Griswold's childhood memories. Now he assumes that we all have the same memories. We've all experienced the same things. See if Tom willing to share this memory with us. Here we go. Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

That's something that frightened you as a child. Did you feel a spike of fright at all just now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, in a different way.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that. That a water monster you're afraid of?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no. That was a little.

[Tom Griswold]

This did a disservice to an entire race of people.

[Josh Arnold]

Completely culturally inappropriate now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a. It was an episode of the Little Rascals, our gang. And I think it was. Was it the Wild man from Borneo?

[Chick McGee]

I believe. I believe Borneo was the location.

[Josh Arnold]

Some crazy tribe and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was really in a. And.

[Christy Lee]

But it like Headhunter.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely terrified me.

[Chick McGee]

Cannibals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When I boil you in water.

[Tom Griswold]

It was terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What does that sound the Bugs Bunny cartoon put Humphrey Bogart.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of incredibly culturally insensitive and. And really bad stuff that was presented to us as kids.

[Chick McGee]

Could you help a fellow American who's down on his luck?

[Tom Griswold]

But again, by the way, if you've named your kid a nice name, a classic name, we'd love to hear from you. Just, you know, not any these days. It's not just any Tom, Dick or Harry. It's any Liam, Noah or Ezra.

[Christy Lee]

Ezra's a good name.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're all great names, but they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Names that are better than Ezra.

[Christy Lee]

My nephew. My great nephew Sterling. I like that name.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. What just happened?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that went right by me. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

It was kind of mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear what happened? There are names that are. There aren't many names better than Ezra. Did you see what he did there? See?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a band.

[Christy Lee]

Better than Ezra. Like them?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they've been in here. It was great.

[Chick McGee]

I love those guys. I remember them now.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a lot of cool stuff going on in the world of news. Has some real positive, happy news. A horse rescue.

[Christy Lee]

Got an update on Cracker Barrel. Our favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. An old lady rescue. And Cracker Barrel. Finally, something I love.

[Christy Lee]

Cracker.

[Chick McGee]

Cracker Barrel. I got two words for you. Cheesy potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Hash brown casserole. My friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't waste your words, Chick, because it's time for that quiz. I'm talking about the Silac Insurance Company news quiz with Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking a lot about annuities. I didn't know what an annuity was, and I'm learning a lot. But if you want to learn from the experts. The experts, of course, are the folks at the Silac Insurance Company. And the way this works is. I'll ask Chick three questions. They may be helpful to you to get more information. Dear Chick, I want to browse and find out about annuities from the Silac Insurance Company. What is their web address, please?

[Chick McGee]

Well, here you go. It's very easy, Tom. Silacins.com. that web address again. S I L A c I n s dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Question two. Now, I love this idea. A 20% bonus. You can get a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. How does that work? How do I find out? What's the phone number again?

[Chick McGee]

Pretty easy. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. The number again, £250. And then just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing very well. Would you be kind enough please to read the Silac Insurance Company to disclaimer.

[Chick McGee]

It's quite impossible. Yes. I have to get the door.

[Christy Lee]

Kristi, if you don't mind, consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out all the cool details about annuities from our friends at the Silac Insurance Company. I have a question. Someone's going to have to answer me this through the email. I think, I think in women's baseball when they do that crazy pitch that.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the underhand pitch?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's in softball. I don't. I don't know if. I don't think these.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they won't do it in baseball pitch underhand.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this I didn't understand. I thought this is the baseball. I thought it was softball.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Well, all he played softball. She'll be able to answer it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it more difficult to hit off a left hander?

[Chick McGee]

What that is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, instead of you bringing the left hander in a. In a major league baseball game or depending on who's baseball.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Would it be different in softball to face a left hander? Maybe. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Well, I don't know what is a left hander could strike out a right handed batter and via right handed pitcher.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll find out. And speaking of Aussie, she'll be here when we greet the lovely Allie Breen with a great feature we call Sexy Time. Oh yeah, baby, baby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you might want to consult some zoning laws. Maybe that was there. Oh, hi.

[Announcer]

We're back.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not talking to you.

[Chick McGee]

I know. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm talking to everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby, because you're the Zen master. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Cinco Rock O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And we don't have an official ruling on this Mile High Club controversy, but once again, I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said you had the official Ruling. You made it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but how about this?

[Chick McGee]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

We asked about, can you join the Mile High Club on a Greyhound bus? Now, obviously, no.

[Chick McGee]

How about you driving on a Greyhound bus, driving through Denver?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. See that? That would be possible. But see that? That takes away the. The notion of being aloft.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

We do have this nice letter here. This comes to us from. We'll just say M. Okay. My wife and I are not officially in the Mile High Club.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But we were on a train and they had nice big bathrooms. We call it the Mile Long Club.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's. That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that works.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You guys keep me laughing and my blood pressure low every morning. Thank you very much. For you, we'll be your stat. Is that what you said?

[Pat Godwin]

It's the opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

Listeners, never forget the sacrifice we're making our health.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's your next parody slot will be your statin.

[Chick McGee]

Lower your blood pressure, too. Staten Island.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take Manhattan.

[Pat Godwin]

Cosmetically incorrect status.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the cholesterol, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you know, whatever. Sometimes you're swinging miss. I'll call that one a fountain.

[Pat Godwin]

Rarely Swing and miss. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Well. Oh, swing and miss. I thought you said swinging dicks. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if you're talking swinging.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

A different topic indeed.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There should be a DJ by that name here.

[Josh Arnold]

Swinging Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Swinging Dick. No, he did weekends. Absolutely. Come on. He's on San Diego now.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great. Great job.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, wait a minute. On the air. Called himself that name.

[Tom Griswold]

That was his name. Ace. Am I right? Swinging Dick.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's just. Agree with me next time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now get upset about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll call Dean. Yeah, Swinging Dick. He was in the area.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it true. Isn't it true that radio personalities don't like being called. Called jockeys?

[Chick McGee]

Dj. Disc jockeys.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never cared for DJ now means.

[Chick McGee]

Although I don't know what you would call me.

[Tom Griswold]

DJ now means someone who does, you know, sure stuff live and points to the ceiling from their laptop.

[Josh Arnold]

But with the way Tom just said, oh, yeah, he was a good jock, I. That sounds so cool to me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, jock's a cool word.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, jock is cool. Do you remember Swinging Dick? Dangerous Dick.

[Chick McGee]

Dangerous, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Him. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, his dick wasn't dangerous till it was out there swinging. Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna have a. I liked. I loved his name. And he was a pretty funny guy, actually. Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Dangerous Dick.

[Chick McGee]

Odd last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is more offensive? Dangerous Dick or Swinging dangerous is fun.

[Christy Lee]

I think dangerous is scarier.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. Swinging. Swinging dick is more provocative. And it sounds like there's a lack of consensuality.

[Chick McGee]

I've got it for you.

[Christy Lee]

You don't think dangerous does.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Swinging dick sounds like you didn't ask for it. It's like a Louis ZK thing.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I didn't ask for that. Which would you want to be a part of? A dangerous situation or a swinging situation?

[Tom Griswold]

Swinging.

[Chick McGee]

Swinging.

[Tom Griswold]

We were swinging.

[Chick McGee]

Eating chocolate pie. Okay, that's some good writing.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get the show back on the rails? What's going on over there? Christy Lee, I think we've completed our sports broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. There's my ride.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Good night.

[Pat Godwin]

See you, man, there's a world record.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have a world record. Record?

[Chick McGee]

No, not today.

[Tom Griswold]

I had one, but I didn't want to do it. It was too stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Too. Too stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

It must have been Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I got to hear it now?

[Chick McGee]

Hell, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

What if it's the coolest record we've ever Bob be.

[Chick McGee]

Long jump.

[Pat Godwin]

37Ft.

[Tom Griswold]

A group of siblings from Spain.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

The Nina, the Pinta and the Santa.

[Tom Griswold]

A group of siblings from Spain have honored their late parents by breaking the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of dog related items. Now, you know me. I. I love my dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Right up your alley.

[Pat Godwin]

It has everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I love dogs, but this is just so dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so vague. Dog related items.

[Christy Lee]

Like what? Like.

[Chick McGee]

So what do we got here a minute? Is this an outdoor grill? Oh, they love steaks. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Rosa Gala Bardes, Siesta Munoz Galvez. I began collecting dog figurines when she was around 60.

[Pat Godwin]

Adorable.

[Josh Arnold]

When she was around 60.

[Tom Griswold]

Her supportive husband, whose name is Maria Gabaro. Garawa.

[Pat Godwin]

This is her husband's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Maria. Yeah. Only contributed while she was alive. But he kept his wife's collection going after she passed away. Oh, not only. I see. So she croaks, this guy starts keeping the dog stuff. So now the kids have taken. They've collected more than 2, 000 dog related figurines. You know? You know I hate figurines. You know?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I kind of didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about the word knickknack?

[Tom Griswold]

I hate knickknacks. I don't like superfluous crap on my desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Like clutter over there.

[Tom Griswold]

This is not clutter. This is important. This is documentary. Now look at the difference. I have nothing over here. A chick has little, little toys and figurines and.

[Josh Arnold]

How about this?

[Tom Griswold]

Little statuettes.

[Chick McGee]

Figures.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys like this segment idea? It's called tell me about this and it's just I walk over, grab something off of.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell me about it Now.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing over here except for.

[Josh Arnold]

Give it a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

I love, love this.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome again to the Boba Top shows feature. Tell me about this hosted by Josh Arnold. Let's go live now to Josh Arnold over by Tom's desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't touch me.

[Chick McGee]

Making the situ. He's making the choice right now. Here he comes. And here's Josh with the first episode of Tell me about this.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, tell me about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are. Those are my needle nose pliers.

[Josh Arnold]

4. And you have them at your desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Your nose.

[Chick McGee]

Can I, can I. If I guess, can we make it part of guessing what they're for?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So a lot of people own needle nose pliers.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

But I, I'm gonna venture to guess. A lot of people do not have them at their work desk.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

That's the ready.

[Tom Griswold]

No one has.

[Christy Lee]

They're in our.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I need to. I need to excuse myself from this because I know what he uses those for. Oh, anybody else? I do. So if anybody else wants to make.

[Pat Godwin]

It to open some kind of can or.

[Chick McGee]

Look, you're very, very close.

[Tom Griswold]

You're very, very close. That's part of my opening kit.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you say it's a. It's on. It's a label use. An on label. Label use? Yes, I would say it's something that pliers are good for.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not, I don't know, pulling his.

[Josh Arnold]

Socks off with these.

[Christy Lee]

I like what you said. Pulling nose hair out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that for your large nose hair? I can see it from here.

[Tom Griswold]

For nose hairs. Of course. I have my nose hair clippers, of course, in my drawer. I don't have them on display.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, once again, these are needle nose pliers. So Tom, tell me about this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's part of my opening packages.

[Chick McGee]

It's a opening package. Not only Amazon. I thought your needle nose pliers was exclusively for your. Your drinks and coffee and things that. Lids are too tight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those Starbucks lids can.

[Tom Griswold]

Starbucks. If you get a Starbucks iced tea, which I don't get anymore. But when I used to those lids, it's impossible to get them off without needle nose pliers. So needle nose pliers. They're used to get off the.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so these were primarily for.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And then I have a pair of regular scissors. We Know that I have my razor knife.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

And then I have my heavy duty plastic scissors for cutting through stuff that's packaged too tight.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah, yeah. Some of those clamshells.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't have any superfluous statuettes. These are all tools. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what, Tom? I thank you for telling me about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Our first episode of. Yes. If you. If this has been.

[Chick McGee]

Tell us about this.

[Tom Griswold]

If you work in an office and you do get Starbucks, I would recommend switching to Java House where you don't need to have needle nose.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Although you know something? You could use the needlenose on your Java House to peel delicious. If I wanted to enjoy this delightful cold brew. Colombian. Right now. Now, see.

[Josh Arnold]

You could. You don't have to, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly. Again, these are tools that I use on a daily basis.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Well, we learned about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Until next week, the only kind of junky thing I have over here. Over here is my junior sized ABA basketball.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I have in honor of a program to help support the great veterans of the ABA who are not getting the pensions they deserve yet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And check out the waiting game. And I have one other little knickknack.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it that you're getting ahead of yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a.

[Pat Godwin]

For next week.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's an Otis elevator.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Metal bronze star, kind of an emblem.

[Josh Arnold]

That would go on. Maybe the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Because as you know, Christy, I'm brand loyal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If I arrive at a building and the elevator's not an Otis, I take the stairs. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Rockefeller center has this elevator.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you making up many stairs lately?

[Josh Arnold]

That trip to the Cruxler Building was a.

[Tom Griswold]

Why did you have to have this heart surgery? What a dumb idea. Okay, that's our first episode of what's Over There?

[Josh Arnold]

What's the suit?

[Chick McGee]

Tell me about this. What's over There?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm renaming. I'm renaming the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what's over There? That's a tree. This has been.

[Chick McGee]

What'S Over There.

[Pat Godwin]

You had to rename your segment.

[Chick McGee]

Good God.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we live in a culture in which they had to. They've child proofed everything and they've made it open proof. It's almost impossible to open anything anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

As you get older, especially.

[Christy Lee]

As you get older, especially.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's the thing, though. Those Starbucks lids can be tough to get off. But you're not. You're not. If you knock it over, it's not coming off.

[Christy Lee]

Spill anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but a lot of people don't have to take it off because you can sip through the thing just fine. I know you don't care for that when you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

That ruins coffee. Coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love it.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like the.

[Pat Godwin]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the opening of coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Is really the.

[Chick McGee]

What ruins coffee, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

The plastic lid with a little hole in it.

[Christy Lee]

A little slit.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got to take. You've got to take your tongue.

[Chick McGee]

Are you telling me.

[Pat Godwin]

Take your tongue and walk.

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to tell me that a little slit has ruined a cup.

[Pat Godwin]

Of coffee for you that you put your tongue in?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Way to talk about a barista.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I found. Okay, here's one. Here's one of these things.

[Pat Godwin]

See, they're great for the car.

[Christy Lee]

We know what they are.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got that little.

[Chick McGee]

That's not. That's not what. You need help.

[Christy Lee]

They're talking about the pl.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. But he just doesn't like it.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't drink coffee. That ruins it in the car.

[Pat Godwin]

It does not. Because it doesn't spill.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Take it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Keeps it hot, even.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I.

[Josh Arnold]

It has good flow and it.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent, I believe. I think. I think Drew Hastings pointed this out. It reminded him and of. Of certain oral activities thing. Yeah. Yes. You're searching for the hole with your tongue, trying to find that thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeez, that's on camera now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. It was hidden behind the mic.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I'm glad I didn't. Wasn't looking.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of this show? What's the name of this show?

[Josh Arnold]

Tell me about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me about this.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine that? That. Him and that face and that tongue coming at you. My God.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You like drinking coffee through that?

[Pat Godwin]

I do in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the way it cascades over the tongue. It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

That's perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

You're tasting. You're tasting plastic.

[Josh Arnold]

You're really not.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You really aren't.

[Chick McGee]

You're tasting plastic.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't melt.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that. I also. You're also aware that I don't like eating food off paper plates.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we're aware.

[Josh Arnold]

I taste the paper.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Or is it because they're flimsy?

[Chick McGee]

Well, now you've got.

[Pat Godwin]

You got a whole new picnic with china.

[Chick McGee]

You show up, insist on, like, if.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm home last night, I got a nice salad to go. Sure you did.

[Chick McGee]

Again. Alone by yourself.

[Christy Lee]

And you put it in a bowl when you got home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Put on A nice plate, eat like a civilized human being, Sit down with a nice.

[Chick McGee]

You don't just eat it right out of the to go box. You don't care. You got. It's got to go on a plate.

[Tom Griswold]

Right in the garbage. Am I an animal? No.

[Josh Arnold]

What about those great Chinese food.

[Pat Godwin]

That's perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the best. That's one of the best things about it.

[Tom Griswold]

They leak. They leak those Chinese boxes.

[Josh Arnold]

Not often.

[Chick McGee]

They got it down. Yeah, they put. We've all pieces of cardboard on the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all had a leaky one, but that's. That is the exception for sure. Yeah, Those they do have.

[Tom Griswold]

I also don't like to walk and hold coffee and drink it at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not a surprise to anyone, I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, recently at the state. Recently at the state fair, I. I went. Got a nice iced tea and I went and sat and drank it.

[Pat Godwin]

I sat and drank.

[Chick McGee]

And I.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a civilized human being, I don't walk around.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me you're old without telling me you're old. Well, I went to the state fair and had a nice cup of coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

All those young punks, and said, hey, fatty, the tattoos aren't making you look any thinner.

[Josh Arnold]

This. I'm on board for Tom in a public place, enjoying a drink on a bench, but heckling everybody, like really loudly. I want to hear more of this really loudly.

[Chick McGee]

You're 80 over, lady.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need the tattoos in your legs.

[Chick McGee]

Love it. You know, he used to sit in heckle up in Michigan at some boat dock, and they almost always someone would back their boat in too deep into the water and he goes. He would sit there and go, you go, it's too far. It's too far, too far. And then they get stuck on this moss or whatever the hell algae. Told you. Told.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? Wouldn't you go over there and just hit him with a spare tire? Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

With an oar.

[Tom Griswold]

Tow truck's gonna have to tow your car out, you jackass.

[Chick McGee]

Who's this? Who's this clown?

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't say anything. I would just enjoy it while they called the tow truck. Okay. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And do we have an answer to our softball question?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We gotta wait.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna ask somebody who actually played softball.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, what was the name of this new show we're doing?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us a about this.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you about Raycons Yeah, please do. Raycon's Everyday Earbuds the fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic now has no active noise cancellation. You heard me. The latest version of Raycon's Everyday Earbuds Classic now not only 8 hours of playtime, 32 hours battery life, audio quality that rivals all the big time audio brands you know and love, but they have active noise cancellation and around half the price of the big name brands. That's right, an icon has returned. Get yours today. Raycon's Everyday Earbuds Classic with free shipping on every pair of Raycons. How do I do that, Chick? Well, go to buyraycon.com tom and you get 20% off the fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic. Right Now Raycon offering 20% off their Everyday Earbuds Classic. That's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now coming up, Christy Lee, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

I got loads of spermidine news. We've got elderly ladies stuck in a hot tub. We've got beavers, horses and orcas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my. Now spermidine is what, a chemical?

[Christy Lee]

It's a supplement.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Spermidine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll find out all about spermidine coming up. And with any luck, we'll find out what happened today in history. If you remind me, Christine Lew, I'll remind you. And maybe a softball update for the ladies. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This remains the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Chick. I'm Chick. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple quick things before we get back to it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, very quick.

[Tom Griswold]

I mentioned the DJ that used to work here, Swinging Dick, it turns out. And I it was in fact Dangerous Dick. That was his name. And he did, as I said he did go on to San Diego. Oh, the Dangerous Dick and Skiba show.

[Christy Lee]

Skiba.

[Tom Griswold]

Which aired for quite some time in, in San Diego and Los Angeles. I'm glad that I don't know if I don't Know if Dick is still on the air. But Swinging Dick was a different guy.

[Chick McGee]

He was in Fort Myers, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very good. Yeah, Swinging. There was a Swinging Dick Richards, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. He doubled down.

[Chick McGee]

Down.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then there was. There's a guy Swinging Dick Tyler that worked at kroc. So there's, There's. They're out there.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of swing and dicks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now, speaking of which, Christy and I were just discussing the television program Friends.

[Christy Lee]

And Neighbors with John Hamm.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a sequence where there's a swinging. Now it's time for us to do history. Yeah, we got to check in with the. The world of history. We try to educate every day on the show.

[Chick McGee]

To check in with the world of history. We try to. To educate every day on the show.

[Christy Lee]

He just said that.

[Chick McGee]

He just said that.

[Tom Griswold]

We never did finish that dumb world.

[Chick McGee]

Record and never did.

[Tom Griswold]

We're good.

[Pat Godwin]

We got enough.

[Tom Griswold]

See? So you agree with me. It was stupid. We shouldn't have done it.

[Christy Lee]

All right, then, let's move on to.

[Chick McGee]

Get back to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now today is. I got to look this up. What is it? I haven't even looked at this yet.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Right before the break, didn't he say we got to do history?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he was in the hallway boring people.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was not. I was in here trying to find out whatever happened to our buddy Swinging Dick.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, his name was Dangerous Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I knew there was a swinging dick. Okay, Christy, you'll like this one. 1953, the movie Roman Holiday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's your favorite. Audrey Hepburn and Gregory.

[Christy Lee]

Gregory Beck.

[Tom Griswold]

You know his name? His original. His real name is Gregory Pecker. No. And he shortened it.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Swinging Gregory.

[Christy Lee]

No man's gonna shorten his.

[Pat Godwin]

No man.

[Chick McGee]

Is that anything like Roman hands.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually stood. I actually stood next to Gregory Peck once.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, please, tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

Buffet.

[Chick McGee]

Tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not kidding. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for Great Moments in Boredom Fountain.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to hear about this. Where did you stand next to me?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't really give you any details.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course not.

[Pat Godwin]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Was it around the boys from Brazil time?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was. It was at a college graduation.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

With my brother.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see why you wouldn't want.

[Tom Griswold]

To give any detail in 1955.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that Gregory Peck?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is a beautiful three piece suit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, beautiful three.

[Pat Godwin]

He had family that was graduating?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he was calling everyone. Calling everyone. Scout.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Can I be Scout? The Guinness Book of World Records, published for the first time in 1955. And it's still out there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's amazing to it.

[Christy Lee]

Was that a world record?

[Tom Griswold]

You know why they came up with it? It was to sell beer. And for arguments at bars. People would be, you know, arguing, how many hits did DiMaggio have?

[Christy Lee]

And are the Guinness people responsible?

[Josh Arnold]

I always heard that it was to solve bar fights.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know.

[Josh Arnold]

But do we think that's true or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here you go. It says it was originally crafted by the Guinness Brewing Company to settle bar arguments.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be darn son of a gun.

[Tom Griswold]

So we. We consult the Guinness people virtually every day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Not of our own choosing, but birthdays objected.

[Tom Griswold]

Former President Lyndon Johnson. Middle name Chick McGee Baines. There you go. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Banes like Wolf. They called him Wolfie back in the old Wolf Bane.

[Josh Arnold]

Beware the moon. When the wolf Bane blooms.

[Tom Griswold]

The late, great Pee Wee Herman, Paul Rubens, born in this date in 1952.

[Chick McGee]

Great documentary on HBO, Max, about peewee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is really good. And speaking of that, another good documentary, Devo. Yeah, I forget. I think that's on Netflix.

[Christy Lee]

It's on Netflix. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Aaron Paul, terrific actor from Breaking Bad. Happy birthday, Jesse Pinkman. And that's pretty much it for today. That isn't incredibly depressing. So we'll move on.

[Christy Lee]

All right. We'll move on. Hey, Cracker Barrel. Back in the news. They announced they are going back to their old logo following consumer backlash.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. The company said, we thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. You know, we said we would listen, and we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you hear that? That phone call, the guy going. Hey, Ted. Yeah. What? What do we do with all the signs? Oh. Oh, no. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Our new logo is going away and our old timer will remain.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the inside?

[Christy Lee]

Does it say the inside is still modernized? Believe me, I've been to one, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The change, along with the contemporary remodels of the chain's locations, drew heavy criticism from customers. Now, whether. I doubt that they go back. They do have. Still have some stuff on the walls, but not near as much. And they took the. That whole metal wall out. So the whole restaurant is open now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, it was kind of cool. That it was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The gift. Gift area.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the gift area is still there, but I'm talking about the dining area.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you can't Never.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there was. The separation was kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a museum of massive corporate mistakes? They'll have the Cracker Barrel sign and a whole new Coke section, etc. Etc. Were they things.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're doing the right. First off, their stock plummeted.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it did.

[Josh Arnold]

So this should help.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, executives intended to modernize the brand with the new logo and the new people.

[Chick McGee]

You can't buy PR like this. Right.

[Christy Lee]

And you. Like.

[Chick McGee]

So are you saying everybody's talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. Is it. Maybe the bad publicity is actually good publicity.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that the CEO was smarter than if this was all a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm just glad that we're focusing on important things in the world. Like.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's the stuff that you. The reason this is a big deal is because the bigger stuff is so depressing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want the comfort of something.

[Christy Lee]

Of a Cracker Barrel. We love that. Comfort food. You wouldn't know because you've never been there.

[Tom Griswold]

I had. I. I went and had soul food on Sunday night with my son, Sam.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool. Friday was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

It was great. I haven't eaten food like that in, like, two years. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet it was delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Green beans. You know what I. Cornbread. It was unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

What we learned from this story. That guy on the Cracker Barrel sign has a name. Did you guys see that? Is it in your song, Leroy? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

He does.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Apparently Pat will.

[Pat Godwin]

His name is in the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The very last line.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Pat Godwin]

Poor Cracker Barrel.

[Chick McGee]

They really blew it this time.

[Pat Godwin]

Folks loved their logo. Their southern decor was just fine. They woke up their brand, though. They even added beer. They took away poor all the time. Uncle Herschel, soon the CEO won't be here. You're gonna get fired.

[Tom Griswold]

Uncle Herschel?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That guy's uncle.

[Chick McGee]

I heard. I'd heard her uncle, and I heard Grandpa. They were referring to.

[Christy Lee]

And they do have beer and wine now, too.

[Pat Godwin]

That's kind of weird.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, go to the Cracker Barrel and get lotion.

[Josh Arnold]

It's half heavy. I wanted sawmill gravy, not brown.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Well, they're not. They're not getting away with the. The golf tee game, are they?

[Christy Lee]

No, they still had those.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll have to take me for lunch. Is there one near here?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, there's one right every block. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'll meet you there in about a half hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you now with your entree, you'll. You can choose biscuits or cornbread. Which one?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cornbread, always.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Although.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you could get one of each. You can do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm. Yeah, I love them both.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Yeah, they have great green beans there, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I should go there.

[Christy Lee]

And their chicken tenders. Oh, now I want to eat a cracker.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good. Thank you very much. Now, coming up, we have Ali Breen with our Sexy Time segment. Looking forward to that, certainly. Also, I hope we are able to get to some of the stuff that we've got pulled for today's show.

[Christy Lee]

We have a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

We got beavers in the news. We have a really interesting story out of Arizona. This dust storm that shut down the Phoenix airport. Do you see any pictures of this thing? They had to evacuate the tower.

[Chick McGee]

Terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the. And the planes couldn't land for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the air traffic control tower.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was unbelievable. And it also.

[Chick McGee]

The tower of terror had to shut that down.

[Tom Griswold]

It also. Did you see this? It knocked out the orgy tent at Burning Man. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought everything burned at Burning man and they had to start all over.

[Christy Lee]

The orgy dome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the dust storm. I'm sorry. Yeah. The. Or the, the. The orgy dome. This is not a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's. It's known for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I figured orgies occurred, but I. This is actually kind of sanctioned.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. You can imagine the douchebags at that place.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Is at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jessica Alsman is here.

[Jessica Alsman]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick McGee. And Tom getting himself arranged. Pulling shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

I got all these. I got a question.

[Jessica Alsman]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You were a. You were a fine softball player, is that correct?

[Jessica Alsman]

Indeed. A collegiate athlete.

[Tom Griswold]

Collegiate softball player. I was a little confused earlier. I thought that there. Chick was saying there's going to be a professional women's softball league. It's going to be just baseball. Hardball. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Baseball. No, baseball. Softballs are hard.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. To further confuse the issue in softball, is it more difficult for like a righty to hit off a lefty? Does it matter? Do they do they do the same kind of thing they do in baseball where they bring in the right hand or that sort of thing?

[Jessica Alsman]

It is because when you're a righty pitching to a righty, you can kind of jam them and it's harder to do that with the left handed.

[Josh Arnold]

So. So softball, they will do. They use.

[Jessica Alsman]

We don't switch us out because we don't have that many pitchers. I mean, at least where I played. Okay, so if you had a deep line.

[Josh Arnold]

If you have the luxury. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm interested.

[Christy Lee]

You were a pitcher, right?

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, I've thrown a no hitter.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing. I was saying that those underhand pitches are so the speed is impressive, of course, but for me it's the control. I don't know how you maintain control while throwing underhand like that.

[Christy Lee]

Just practice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's just weird because, you know, as soon as you release the ball as a pitcher, and I think anyone will tell you this, as soon as you let go, you know, if you've messed up and missed your target, like, you know, if there's gonna be a meatball coming right back, right face, right. And so there is like the cat like reflexes that you're always going to be able to stop it, even though you're like really close or your body will stop it whether.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know you used meatballs.

[Jessica Alsman]

You do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird now.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think I could pitch a game and not hit anybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I heard the big damn deal.

[Chick McGee]

Good God. I could hit him on purpose, I tell you that. Well, that quarter's mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. It's gonna be sexy time with Ali Breen, but right now we have a Christy Lee. She's at the. The Silac Insurance news desk. We've missed a lot today. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

A massive dust storm known as a haboob swept through the Phoenix area Monday evening.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been a part of one of these.

[Chick McGee]

I saw, I don't know, seven, eight reports on this dust storm.

[Christy Lee]

Never called it a haboob.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard the word haboob.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the. That's the technical name.

[Chick McGee]

Never where they.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard it last night on the news.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you get this?

[Christy Lee]

The Associated Press.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

The storm brought powerful winds, blowing dust and sand across highways and neighborhoods. Visibility dropped quickly, forcing drivers to pull over and leading to reports of downed power lines. The Phoenix airport forced to briefly shut down. Meteorologists say haboobs form when thunderstorm downdrafts push air outward, kicking up dust across the desert. They're most common in Arizona during monsoon season.

[Josh Arnold]

The all star game was out in Phoenix and I was out there with rolling spring and we saw that coming. It's like in the Brendan Frazier mummy, that sandstorm coming. And we went, how is this going to work? And the next day we had to get our vehicles, the Rawlings branded vehicles washed. And the lines of the car washes were literally hours long. It took us.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a special effect from a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It was crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Was.

[Chick McGee]

Were you guys all aware that there's a monsoon season?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Chick McGee]

Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was all lovely and sunshine and a little hot sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Haboob is a, I believe of Arabic origin.

[Christy Lee]

I think sounds Arabic.

[Tom Griswold]

And it'd be hard to be a meteorologist and not start chuckling when you talk about, you know, haboob job.

[Josh Arnold]

Haboob job. I guess you wouldn't, you wouldn't really call it that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

On a related note, at Burning man in Nevada's Blackrock Desert, the powerful dust storm there destroyed the festival's so called orgy dome. The structure, a long running fixture at the event where consenting adults could participate in group intimacy, was blown apart by the high winds. Photos show the framework collapsed in canvas shredded by the storm. Organizers of the dome, which has been part of Burning man for decades. Damn you, Dust say they will not attempt to rebuild this year.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't get to sleep with your wife.

[Chick McGee]

I gave you one job.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you shut the door when.

[Chick McGee]

You leave, didn't I?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Burning man does continue to happen as planned, though weather disruptions have affected camps and delayed some events. The festival began on the 24th and runs until September 1st.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I kiss your wife?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it does look like a nice place.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm hot just looking at it.

[Josh Arnold]

Made out of wood. They're like purple, purple wood couches.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta have a purple wood motif.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're gonna have an orgy dome down right here.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I want the polka dotted one.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a stripper pole in the center?

[Pat Godwin]

Gotta get titillated before you start your.

[Chick McGee]

You go over there on that purple couch. Get that butt up in the air.

[Tom Griswold]

So that was the orgy dome.

[Christy Lee]

There is that. Yeah. Apparently.

[Pat Godwin]

That looks hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sand always ruins women's sexual activity.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, certainly does.

[Christy Lee]

And splinters can make a pearl in there.

[Tom Griswold]

So the folks that went to Burning man for the sex don't have no choice, but.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they have to do it in their own.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was, like, peace, love, and understanding and enlightenment and music and.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, it says, when did it turn.

[Chick McGee]

Into a sex palooza?

[Tom Griswold]

Organizers describe the quote orgy dome as a place to promote, and I'm quoting here, education about consent and the importance of its practice beyond intimate space. Boy, that's meaningless.

[Josh Arnold]

You consent, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You can send me anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna have a. We're gonna have a throuple in the. In. In the teepee over here. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it okay if I do that to you?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you heard her.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I hooked up with her.

[Chick McGee]

The only heard the whore.

[Tom Griswold]

The Burning man is my male members burning. I caught the nail from that chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Did you have that burning sensation? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's notion that there was a woman caught in the orgy tent during that sandstorm and a week later she pulled out a pearl.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that kind of went right by.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of mine do.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love to go to Burning Man. My issue with it is the location kinda, because apparently there's one way out, and you. It's like eight hours, like, almost literally to get out of there.

[Chick McGee]

So it's like bonnaroo.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd have some trouble with that.

[Tom Griswold]

When do they set the Burning Man? Isn't they set it on fire? Right. That's the.

[Josh Arnold]

I would hope that would be, like, the last.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the beginning or at the end?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and at the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, Tom. They water it down. That's why they call it Burning Man.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but, like, I was wondering if.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the beginning or the end of the show.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's the. That's. That's the grand finale.

[Chick McGee]

All right. How do you do anything after the thing burns? Isn't it, like, 80ft tall or something?

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot of nudity, too. I mean, girls are painted, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'd love to go. They have all kinds of arts and crafts and.

[Tom Griswold]

Arts and crafts. I didn't know there were arts and crafts. Now I'm going.

[Josh Arnold]

I love stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like velvet paintings of Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Do they have.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have Jesus shaking hands with Elvis?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I guarantee you could get, like, a Velvet Morrison.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. I love the doors.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was gonna get you one.

[Pat Godwin]

You can make your own pottery.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, go talk to some hippie chick who makes her own bracelets.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have the one where Jesus is telling Jim Morrison he's going to Hell, because of that thing about his mom.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to think that there's somebody on there on site that will paint whatever you ask them to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. They'll paint it all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

You bring the money, they'll paint.

[Tom Griswold]

Painted.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I'll get a nice God's eye.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the. The candles that are about. They look like a Pringle can and they're like Dolly Parton.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So any better?

[Josh Arnold]

Guarantee you almost whoever you'd want.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're like a religious.

[Josh Arnold]

Who do you want?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding. Yeah, what do you want so I can have it at home?

[Josh Arnold]

So I've done.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Tom, that would be a great gift for next year for Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

The Tom. What do they call those? Like a votive kit? No, those are too big.

[Josh Arnold]

All kinds of good food, you know. Go to the grilled eggplant at Burning Man.

[Chick McGee]

They have big Montana beef sandwiches too, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

But the orgy dome is going to reopen next year, they say.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, maybe. Yeah. They're hoping to rebuild by next year. Not this year though.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be a fool to go this year.

[Tom Griswold]

When you get an invitation to an orgies, is it a plus one situation?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's important.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

Or do you.

[Chick McGee]

It's absolutely implied.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That is okay. Okay, good. Do you RSVP? No.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't pee?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, good. We have coming up a little bit of a sexy time with Ali Breen on the way. But right now we're going to check in with Chick Magee and be safe with our friends at Simply say.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. A system that works to prevent a break in from ever happening in the first place. The violation of your space, people touching your stuff. That's not going to go be happening with Simply say. We use Simplisafe here at the Bob and Tom studios. Most security systems only take action after someone's already broken into your house. Simplisafe. Get a load of this. Has new active guard outdoor protection that helps stop break ins before they even happen. AI powered cameras and live monitoring agents detect suspicious activity around your property. If someone's lurking, agents talk to that lurker in real time, turn on spotlights and call the police. Proactively deterring crime before it starts. Voila. No contracts, no hidden fees. Named best home security system of 2025 by CNET. 4 million plus Americans trust SimpliSafe. We trust it here at the Bob and Tom studios. I trust it at home and Simplisafe's monitoring plans start around a dollar a day with a 60 day money back guarantee. Visit simplisafetom.com to get the offer of all offers. 50% off, a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. Just go to simplisafetom.com half off and your first month free. There's no safe like Simplisafe.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I bet they have a burning man.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Looms. Wouldn't you like to see like a team of loomers create, you know, the yarn in between the strings there and they brush them all down.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're telling me they have arts and crafts?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. I bet you can pick your loom material, whatever rug you would like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Can I get a little naugahide here?

[Tom Griswold]

A little jute right here?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

J U T E. It's like a.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a twiny hemp.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cotton type fiber.

[Tom Griswold]

You could get one of those. What are they, macrame things? Oh, it's, it's, it's hang a plant.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you're up to your armpits and macrame plants.

[Josh Arnold]

From what I understand, it's a miles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Prayer candles.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe you guys wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

Prayer candle.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where the habu the haboob hit in burning Man. And was that a separate haboo?

[Christy Lee]

It was a separate haboob, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Last time I saw boobs, my cousin Sharon jumped in the trampoline.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Boobs on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I wasn't covered in dust.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Dicky, do you know our cousin Daryl is coming over?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but he's a dropper in her.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Daryl just drop in?

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't call. He just goes, hey, how's it going? I hate that about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see how Boobs again. Jenna.

[Chick McGee]

See, there he is.

[Tom Griswold]

We are gonna come back with sexy time. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

That was a really high. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. That was your problem. You want to start some?

[Christy Lee]

No. I was eagerly anticipating you speaking to me.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. You trying to get the Pat Godwin award today?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. There's Josh Harold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick and Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

Lord, I'm down.

[Chick McGee]

Lord, I'm down.

[Christy Lee]

But Ali could cheer you up.

[Chick McGee]

We're so bad.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna get up right now. We're gonna get cheered up with the lovely Ali Breen.

[Christy Lee]

Are you at a funeral?

[Allie Breen]

Hi, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you? Ally, I can see.

[Allie Breen]

I'm in Boston.

[Chick McGee]

How long were you in the wind tunnel?

[Allie Breen]

I know it's out already. I'm already. Yeah, I got the wind blown. Look, I look like I'm in the Munsters. Like study.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look, we're all adults. We all know what look you have. It's the Post.

[Allie Breen]

I wish.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like the freshly.

[Josh Arnold]

You look well rogered. Yeah, that's a better way.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a better way to say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Vigorously Roger.

[Chick McGee]

Vigorously Roger.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I wish. You look like the femme fatale in one of those. Those LA Detective movies. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew she was trouble as soon.

[Chick McGee]

As she walked into my LA Confidential.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you look like you're the lady.

[Chick McGee]

Who do you think you are? Atlanta Turner, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

She had the kind of legs you wouldn't mind strangling you to death with.

[Chick McGee]

No, the kind of legs you wouldn't mind sucking on for a day.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a Wednesday. I wore a light coat. Her name was Breen. Ali Breen. Oh, it wasn't hot outside, but boy, was it hot when I.

[Josh Arnold]

She smelled the cheap perfume in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Help me, mister.

[Tom Griswold]

Help me.

[Josh Arnold]

My boner couldn't help itself.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Subtle.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. It means he made a mistake. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Ellie is. It's a L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I spell it out because you can reach her on your favorite social media platform and ask her about your love troubles. Do you have any letters for us?

[Allie Breen]

I do. Dear Allie, the other night I had a dream that I caught my wife cheating on me. The thing is, I don't know how far out of the realm of possibility this is. I'm an over the road truck driver. I'm home maybe 36 to 48 hours a week. And I know she spends a lot of time with this guy. The guy in his dream, I guess. Do I mention the dream to her as I'm clearly suspicious, or just keep this to myself?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. Boy.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So the dream really isn't the problem?

[Allie Breen]

No, the suspicion is the problem.

[Jessica Alsman]

I think that's the dream.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, guys and girls can be friends.

[Chick McGee]

No, they can't.

[Jessica Alsman]

But if you want to ask her about it, just see how she reacts. Like, isn't this hilarious? I had a dream that you guys were screwing behind my back. That's just obnoxious. Right? And see how she reacts. If she gets defensive right away, then. I don't know. Because if you're pursuing it in a fantasy way.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to bring the dream up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, do that. And have a video camera rolling to get her face. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe go into the vivid details of the dream, how it was working.

[Allie Breen]

The dream's the good way to do it without sounding like you're actually suspicious. Like, Jess is right to be. Like, I had a dream. I didn't think that, but, you know.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't realize Ally was evil like that. I was dreaming that you were cheating on me.

[Jessica Alsman]

The wife might be like, oh, my gosh, we did do that. That's so weird. You dreamt it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, we. Yeah. Oh, your dream. It was in. It was in the pool room. No, no, no. It was actually in the guest room.

[Chick McGee]

What's the old joke about. God, the guy who loved golf.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The. The.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The lady.

[Chick McGee]

No, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, his. His wife says to him, hey, listen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to.

[Chick McGee]

If I die.

[Tom Griswold]

If I die, I want you to get remarried. I hope you find a little lovely lady.

[Chick McGee]

Right? And I hope. I hope she loves golf like I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he goes, but I just. Are, you know, are you going to give her my golf clubs?

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And he says, no, no. She's a lefty.

[Chick McGee]

She's a left hand.

[Tom Griswold]

She's already banging her. You see? You set that up really well.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't help. I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, you want.

[Chick McGee]

You want the Cliff.

[Tom Griswold]

Cliff Notes jokes never work.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Is there an appropriate time for that? Like if you lose a spouse and then two months later you're with somebody else? Is that a little.

[Chick McGee]

Are you asking for a friend?

[Allie Breen]

Quick?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you asking for Patton Oswalt?

[Allie Breen]

I was gonna say, especially when someone dies suspiciously.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you never know. Leave him alone. Let's get back to our letters, Alex.

[Chick McGee]

Let's move on.

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I just bought a condo and the couple next door has insanely loud sex morning, noon, and night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do.

[Allie Breen]

We have two kids, ages 3 and 5. I wanna say something to the neighbors, and my husband says, we really can't. What do you guys think? They're literally screaming all day.

[Tom Griswold]

Ew.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have face?

[Allie Breen]

Apparently not.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they make movies for a living.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. An only fans couple, right? Could be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No. You go over and you say, I had a dream that I killed my neighbors because they were married. They were having sex too loud. Isn't that crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

Ask what brand of Spanish fly they have.

[Christy Lee]

Please get us morning, noon, and night.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah. I don't know. What do you. What do you think? Think. Can you say anything to him?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. I'm going to try to channel Josh on this. I guess the mature thing would be to. Excuse me. A little loud during the day. Is there any way they were there first?

[Tom Griswold]

It's like people. People that move in by the airport aren't allowed to be complaining about the sound of the airplane.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same.

[Allie Breen]

You know that's gonna happen. You have no idea. Sex maniacs next door.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. You're a realtor on the side. Christina, don't you have to put as one of the. The things in there, loud sex down. This house is in a floodplain and the people next door have really loud sex.

[Christy Lee]

I always thought it would be a great idea if you could spend the night in a house before you bought it.

[Allie Breen]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

Is it okay to use the toilet while you're looking at a house?

[Christy Lee]

People do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a house. Not an apartment situation.

[Christy Lee]

A condo.

[Allie Breen]

Condo. So they're right on top of.

[Christy Lee]

They share a wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe get one.

[Allie Breen]

Well, you're allowed, like, yeah. Sound thing. Because you're allowed. If someone's walking really heavily, you're allowed to ask them to put in carpeting. So is there something you can put on your wall?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You could put that. You could put that foam stuff on the wall. I'm not sure how soundproof it would be.

[Josh Arnold]

I honestly had this issue with. They were either loud banger. It was the same couple. They fought like crazy and they had sex like crazy. Which sometimes I guess goes hand in hand.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And I would yell things to encourage either. Yeah. She seems to love it. I got so fed up. And then during the fight, I'd go, he's right. And I. I could only hear that they were fighting. I had no idea what they were talking about.

[Allie Breen]

Did they pause after you said?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there would always be kind of a pause. And then there would be a knock on the door.

[Pat Godwin]

They didn't get beat up.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't care. It was really annoying. And it was just me.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't imagine if I had kids.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Allie Breen]

I mean, you can't just say that. You can say, I have kids. If you could tone it down a little bit and hopefully the couple's not psychotic and would understand.

[Jessica Alsman]

Start blaring some gospel music at him or someone praying really loud. We're like, this is killing the mood. Like, oh, I'm so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Allie Breen]

That's a good idea. Start blaring. Tr Music.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not a good idea.

[Allie Breen]

I love that Christian rock up from the.

[Chick McGee]

Get a pistol. Get a pistol. Any kind of. It's your choice. And some blanks. And start firing your gun while they're having loud sex. See what they do?

[Tom Griswold]

That'll turn them on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. We can't solve this one. This is a construction problem.

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, me and my boyfriend are going to a destination wedding and they have a bachelor party planned that I'm not allowed to go to.

[Chick McGee]

My boyfriend.

[Allie Breen]

I told him maybe that night we should just do a romantic dinner because we're not gonna have any time to ourselves. And I won't have anything to do during the bachelor party. I don't really know or want to hang out with the girls. He says if I'm going to make it difficult, maybe I just shouldn't go. But am I being dumb?

[Pat Godwin]

Good for him.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Pat Godwin]

Way to take charge.

[Tom Griswold]

A bachelor party. A bachelor party the night before the.

[Chick McGee]

Wedding is always a bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Very bad idea.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how that ever happens.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe that still happened.

[Christy Lee]

I can't either. That's very rare.

[Jessica Alsman]

It shouldn't be that crazy. Right? It's probably not going to be that wild if it's the night before.

[Tom Griswold]

Not necessarily. Sure.

[Jessica Alsman]

Oh, well.

[Tom Griswold]

If he wants to keep her away from it. Yeah. I would put it this way. Whose friend is it? Do we know?

[Christy Lee]

It's his friend, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

But you said he's not allowed to go to the bachelor party.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she's not.

[Allie Breen]

She's not. So she wants him to not go to keep her company.

[Chick McGee]

A buddy of mine.

[Allie Breen]

So they'll just go to the wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an unfair ask.

[Chick McGee]

How does bachelor party the night before and they put him on a bus to Cleveland and he missed. I'm not It. Missed the wedding.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Chick McGee]

Had to postpone it for like two or three days before he finally got back.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

That his friends thought that was real.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. They think that was funny. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This is an unfair ask. You're going. He can go to the bachelor party and you just. Yeah, sure. You're in a hotel room or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Watch Netflix soft porn. What is it? Hunting wives and crafts.

[Christy Lee]

Hunting wives. And when he gets home. Jump his bones. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Stay at home and play with yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Allie Breen]

Get prepared.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to the mall.

[Chick McGee]

Look for another guy shopping. Charge it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Allie Breen]

I never understand when people get upset about having a night to themselves. I feel Like I would love that. I'd be like, yeah, go do your thing. I'll take three or four hours and then. Yeah, when you get back.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Completely on board for that. A nice night by yourself. Don't you love that? Every once in a while.

[Jessica Alsman]

Plus everyone will hate you if he's the. You're the reason he's not going to the bachelor party. Like they will all hate you.

[Chick McGee]

You can order some food in, Tom. You could have it delivered and then you could take it out of containers and replate everything like you do. Be a lovely evening.

[Christy Lee]

You can wait for the TVs to warm up.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, maybe. Ally, I. I think I figured out that you probably can't cook at all. But you'd probably get a lot of doordash. Are you like me? Do you? I like to put it on a nice plate with real silverware. Maybe get a glass for my iced tea. Sit down like a gentleman.

[Allie Breen]

I wish that I could say I was anything like that. Nope. I go right from the plastic container.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Rock and roll baby.

[Allie Breen]

Because that's just more dishes I'll have.

[Pat Godwin]

Save a dish, save a plan.

[Josh Arnold]

Y.

[Tom Griswold]

Say no, but sit down and enjoy the moment.

[Josh Arnold]

She does.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, I can do that with plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just take the Chinese food, shovel it in.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, that's how you do it. You hold it right below your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Run to the bathroom. Run to the bathroom, shovel it out. Puke to stay thin. Our guest. Our guest is comedian Ali Brain. And Ali's gonna be part of a very special thing we're doing. I can't say where or when, but it's real soon. We'll let you know when we know.

[Chick McGee]

What they call that. The perfect plug.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. You can reach Ali. A L L I B R E E N. Send us your love troubles. Although I think I may have the answer if we can go back one letter. Okay, so if I understand the scenario. This couple has been invited to a destination wedding and it's the guys friend, right?

[Allie Breen]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And he wants to go to the bachelor party but she's not invited. And he's saying you have to. You have to say I. She should show up at the bachelor party and strip.

[Allie Breen]

There's one solution.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think? Anybody?

[Allie Breen]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's ridiculous.

[Allie Breen]

It is ridiculous, but also pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be pretty funny. Or at least start that would make.

[Allie Breen]

Him wish he stayed home. Okay, that's for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get on to our next letter with Ali Breed. What do you got?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, I have a good job and I drive a really nice car because I live at home and don't pay rent. Everyone at work just thinks that I'm actually a trust fund kid. I just started dating a coworker, and I don't know what to do. Do you think she'll run if she realizes I've been lying about my situation and actually live with my parents? I'm 34 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. We've had this. We've had this letter before.

[Chick McGee]

This type of situation, make the commitment. You're gonna. You're gonna lie. Keep the lie up as long as you can.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not gonna be able to.

[Josh Arnold]

So he has already lied.

[Jessica Alsman]

He's got three weeks to find an apartment. That's the answer.

[Allie Breen]

This isn't one of those things a nice one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Allie Breen]

It's got to be a. Not like a hole in the wall.

[Jessica Alsman]

Stay there for one month and then you go, I have to move. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, he's got to immediately fix this.

[Christy Lee]

Either has to come clean or, like she said, find.

[Chick McGee]

I've just recently. I just recently gone into witness protection.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't we had this before and that. Didn't the guy's parents go on vacation or something?

[Christy Lee]

And he was bringing a woman back.

[Tom Griswold]

He was bringing him back, and it was. It was real obvious that he didn't live there by himself.

[Allie Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are. Those are. Those are my. Those are my knickknacks.

[Chick McGee]

I collect. How much stool softener do you need?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, if you're 34 and still living at home. It's time. It's time to move out.

[Allie Breen]

Time to launch.

[Tom Griswold]

Although we're missing. We're missing the larger point. How cool is this car? It might be.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing. I mean, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Why she wouldn't look at the situation as. All right, he's gonna spend money on me instead of rent, and his parents.

[Jessica Alsman]

Might spend money on her, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I know. I've always been a fan of live at home as long as you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But no home games.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then that's tough. It depends.

[Allie Breen]

It depends on how cool your parents are, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

What if she lives at home? I hope that. I hope that cool car is a van.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. Maybe make an excuse to go to her place all the time. Say your place is under renovation and.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying. Keep lying.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, I heard you giving it to the. I heard you giving it to the girl last night. You made your dad Proud last a long time, son.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we could squeeze in one more letter. Once again, it's Allie Breen. A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. Alli is a very fine stand up comedian, does a lot of TV stuff and she's everywhere and looking great today. And what have you got?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Allie, me and my roommate got into a huge fight the other night because I've been dating on Tinder and I brought three different guys home with me in the last two weeks. She says she needs to start vetting these guys cause she's not comfortable having strangers in the house where she's sleeping. I said we both pay equal rent and neither one of us are each other's parents. So that's ridiculous. What do you guys think?

[Josh Arnold]

She has a point. But I mean, I don't, I don't totally agree with, but she kind of has a point.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Easy. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There'S no background check.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Some guy just kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

She certainly gets around. Yeah. But that's. That is an awkward situation. It's going to happen, but she's going to keep bringing guys home and I.

[Allie Breen]

Don'T, I don't know how you could have them vetted by your roommate every time, you know, like sit them down. Like, like parents, you know, you're gonna have to introduce them and I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Think it would work. Get a deadbolt on your door.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not a bad idea, actually.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, try to get a picture of their driver's license so if anything goes missing, you can be like, hey, look at this. It was this guy Ralph on Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

You've said some dumb things on your show. That's that.

[Jessica Alsman]

No, that's come up with dumber.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you gonna get. How are you gonna get the guy's driver's license?

[Jessica Alsman]

The girl that's banging him has to somehow get it and then you can have.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when you've got a weird conspiracy.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S no dumber than a deadbolt. Hey, I'll just not let my roommate in.

[Christy Lee]

No, she's saying in her own.

[Josh Arnold]

She can still steal her things.

[Jessica Alsman]

He can come back later and kill her.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Cuz now he knows where she lives.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have death. I'm sorry. Now we've gone. Now we've gone to a murder.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Don't actually kill her. Tell her you had a dream about killing her.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. It all ties in. Thank you.

[Allie Breen]

He can submit his license. You could say, hey, if you want to sleep with me, you have to submit your license to My roommate and get approved as if it's like a condo born.

[Josh Arnold]

Like if you want to watch pornhub.

[Allie Breen]

In some states, you have to hold up your license.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

If that were. If you guys went home with a woman and she said, I mean, if. Yes, I have to take a photo of your id, what would you do?

[Pat Godwin]

I would do it, except.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. But Pat would redact his real birthday. He doesn't care about anything except for the birthday.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a fella who can do quite of wonder with.

[Tom Griswold]

I can make him a really good fake guy. Thank you very much. Well, Ally, it's always a great pleasure. Are you working this weekend in the city? What are you doing in Boston?

[Allie Breen]

I was visiting family in Boston and I have one show tonight and then I'm gonna be at the Comedy Castle in Detroit actually the first weekend of September.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, I know that one's such a fun one. So that should be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, great. Well, you can reach Ellie A L L I B R E E N. And you can find. Send. Send us your troubles. We'll try to help you with your love. Love issue. You'll find her.

[Allie Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

On your favorite social media platform. Thanks, Ally.

[Allie Breen]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now it's time to actually really help some people with something called BetterHelp. The Bob and Tom show is sponsored by BetterHelp. These days, it's easy to get advice by going on the Internet. And there's a lot of bad advice out there. Maybe talking to a professional would be very helpful for you. And that's where better help comes in, because it's all about accessing professional therapists. And the therapy is done online one on one, so that you can speak with a therapist without having to drive across town. Because you can do it online. You can do it like a phone call. You can do it like a zoom call. You could even do it texting back and forth. It's about what works for you. And some 30,000 therapists are working with the people at Better Help. It is the world's largest online therapy platform, having served some 5 million people. And by the way, they currently have a 4.9 out of 5 rating for their live sessions. And that's based on reviews by nearly 2 million clients. So find out about the convenience of BetterHelp because once again, it's done online. And you can do it with your phone, your laptop, et cetera, et cetera. Talk it out with BetterHelp and a professional therapist. And they have therapists with a variety of specialties. Bob and Tom show listeners can get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com btshow that's betterhelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow Coming up. Christy, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about swearing. Can it make you stronger? And did that Barbie just say the F word? We'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and Tom, Bob and Tom.com this, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

She's over there at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Where am I?

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Halsman.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick. And here is, here is Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a chicken update.

[Josh Arnold]

A chicken update.

[Christy Lee]

Did we have a chicken story?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had the letter from the guy about his Uncle Chicken.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I say that to people. I go, hi, my name's Chick. Like chicken? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember his, his, his name was Uncle Chicken and the grandmother got.

[Christy Lee]

Part of his finger bitten off and the chicken ate it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he, he was working with a knife and cut part of his finger off.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was because he liked to have sex with chickens. They called him the spinner, like you. You called your dog, you called your dog Porky. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are you through now?

[Chick McGee]

Does he like that?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you've ruined the moment. Uncle Chicken was called Uncle Chicken. I tried, I tried to get him out of the gut, but I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, okay, Uncle Chicken, what about him?

[Tom Griswold]

He cut his finger off and the chicken ate the tip of his finger.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is regarding Uncle Chicken. He goes, by the way, I have raised chickens. They eat anything. A chicken will follow cattle and pigs around the barnyard and pick up pieces of grain out of their manure. I prefer my chickens caged and fed a non manure diet. So enjoy that free range chicken you're so proud of eating. A little bit of a health tip. Thank you very much. That is not a healthy.

[Josh Arnold]

There are other reasons why free range chickens are better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just reading. Thank you for the letter. We certainly appreciate it. You can reach us, bob and tomobandtom.com and we certainly enjoyed your letter. Okay, back to you, Kristy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists say swearing can actually make you physically stronger.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe this for a second.

[Christy Lee]

For the study, participants were either assigned to a self chosen swear word or a neutral word.

[Chick McGee]

That would make the Popeye cartoons a lot different, wouldn't it? Instead of eating spinach, he just started swearing olive oil.

[Christy Lee]

They would repeat the word before completing a grip strength task. Researchers discovered that participants tended to show stronger grip force after swearing compared to using a neutral word, with an average increase of about 3 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a very simple test, Josh. I just don't believe you're holding a grip thing in your hand and if you say the curse word of your choice, you're gonna grip it stronger than if you say they give you some whatever neutral word like Fletcher.

[Chick McGee]

But what is it psychologically? If you like or hurt or something, or you're scared or you blurt out that one cuss word and he feels a little better. Right.

[Jessica Alsman]

Giving you some adrenaline basically to kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Kermock.

[Chick McGee]

Could be you. Yeah. Why do you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Swearing also showed several other benefits, including higher levels of positive emotion, more humor, and increased motivation. Are you a swearer?

[Josh Arnold]

I can be.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But not, not a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I think when sparingly done, it's. I think it's very powerful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't believe in it, Pat. When I sing, I don't swear.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a song about swearing?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm off limits.

[Tom Griswold]

I did a little. I remembered a story we had a while back and I did a little bit of homework. Neptune Beach, Florida was looking to ban the use of profanity. And the city council had to approve the. The motion to ban profanity. So it was a while back, I did some homework and it failed the ordinance. Did not. Did not go through. Oh, I would hope not.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a tough thing to pass, I would think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Police that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, yeah, but I mean, you don't want to curse at an officer. That would be a different thing.

[Jessica Alsman]

But freedom of speech, I've done that.

[Christy Lee]

What are you going to do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but profanity, I think it is very effective. But this test to me is so interesting because it's, it's so much based on a number. The people gripping the thing with. They would curse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. There's something about it that's off.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't, I don't see you going to a tavern or wherever.

[Chick McGee]

And seeing one of those punching machines and just seeing how hard you could, you know, like sexy hot or a squeezer machine. Have you seen those? Where you squeeze it hard?

[Tom Griswold]

That's essentially what this is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but they have to have a constant. And that's where I think this thing gets flawed. I think. Okay, go ahead. Let's check your grip. Than they do now. Cuss and grip. No matter what you do that second grip because you already know the tensile strength is going to be stronger. It's like that fake thing with the balance bracelets. Hey, I'm going to push you and you're going to kind of fall a little bit. Now put this bracelet on. That's supposed to help your balance. You're already set for that second push. That's why that works.

[Jessica Alsman]

That's the magnificent magnetic. Magnetic force. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you believe there's no way this is an act. There's accuracy to this.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they give different people the, the. The neutral word as opposed to different people.

[Josh Arnold]

Same psychology.

[Christy Lee]

What if you give the.

[Tom Griswold]

Now would you say a dirty talking would make the grip in a handy. Better?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. You're. There are people who like the, the. A lot of dirty toe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. That's why.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But it's not always about grip. Oh, sometimes it's about pace.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it's. I think it almost always is about grip.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we'll. We'll pick this up tomorrow if you want to reach us. By the way, Bob and tomobandtom.com Tell us about your chickens or about your grip or about whatever you've got. We are in the Aurelioto part studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with your friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking. Like the legal fees, the time in court or a DUI on your record. Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world too, if you hurt them or even kill them in a crash. Instead, what if your decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Better drive sober or get pulled over paid for by nhtsa.