The BOB & TOM Show - August 28, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - August 28, 2025: Episode Summary

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends classic comedy, news, music, sports talk, and irreverent banter. The crew delves into topics like unique names in sports, early-morning routines, the science of spermidine supplements, NASA's “male member” space suit conundrum, and an impromptu cowboy hat fashion show. Regular segments and playful group tangents make it a signature Bob & Tom mix of humor and relatable conversations.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Records & “Kick Ass Cowbell” Ad Skit

[01:07-03:55]

• Fake commercial for “Kick Ass Cowbell” greatest hits collection, featuring classic rock songs with exaggerated cowbell: “Finally, rock's most underrated instrument steps up front.”
• Banter about “no cows were harmed” except for studio cheeseburgers.

2. Early Morning Routines and Relationships

[04:00-08:58]

• The cast talks about sharing beds with partners, tiptoeing around morning alarms, and the awkwardness of “ships passing” sleep schedules.
• Light-hearted confessions about snoring, bathroom trips at night, and whether anyone ever gets a “good morning” from their significant other.
  • Quote, Tom Griswold, 05:12:
    “I creep around like a cat burglar. And occasionally Kelly will do the zombie walk and walk by me. And if I even go, ‘hi, good morning’, I get nothing.”

3. Great & Weird Sports Names

[10:13–13:56, 19:35–36:14]

• Chick McGee and Tom discuss their annual list of “All Name Teams” from college and pro sports.
• Standouts include:
  • Green Bay’s Turdell Middleton
  • Fair Hooker (NFL)
  • Demon Clowney
  • Memorable Factor
  • Nitro Tuggle
  • Barkevious Mingo
• Tangent on Catholic confirmation names, which inspires jokes about picking names like “Ringo” or “Saint Bernard.”
  • Chick McGee, 12:16:
    “Your favorite name from the NFL is Green Bay Packer running back Turdell Middleton.”
  • Pat Godwin, 13:06:
    “Confirmation—your confirmation name is Marie.”
• Historical throwbacks: Shooty Babitt, Candy Maldonado, Oil Can Boyd, Pickles Dillhoffer, Coco Crisp, etc.
  • Josh Arnold, 22:05:
    "There was a drop off though, wasn't there? You don't see a lot of young dicks."

4. Letters & Listener Mail

[18:09–16:08]

• Fans write in about everything from gorillas’ mating positions to Smokey Bear (“It's really just Smokey Bear, not Smokey the Bear!”).
• One listener shares their daughter's success at women's pro baseball tryouts.

5. Examining the "Smokey Bear" Theme Song Instrument

[40:35–46:19]

• The crew debates what instrument opens Gene Autry’s “Smokey the Bear” (hurdy gurdy, accordion, or steel guitar?).
• Consensus lands on “hurdy gurdy” following some audience research.

6. Daily Habits & The Morning Whack

[65:01–70:00]

• Everybody reveals their first thing in the morning—showering, brushing teeth, checking their phones, or… taking care of “personal business.”
  • Josh Arnold, 65:41:
    “It has been so long since I've had the morning whack.”

7. College Mascots & Live Animals

[142:00–143:07]

• Discussion on college mascots, especially Colorado’s live buffalo “Ralphie” and Texas’s Longhorn “Bevo.”
• Light speculation on logistics and fun of traveling with large animals.

8. NASA’s Space Suit & Astronauts’ "Ego Issues"

[143:08–144:59]

• NASA reportedly had to relabel space suit urination devices from small/medium/large to “Large, Gigantic, and Humongous” because “no astronaut would pick small.”
  • Pat Godwin, 143:35:
    “He explained the attachment to the body was a condom with a hose on the end…and some astronauts apparently refused to accept that they were anything but large.”

9. The Science & Jokes of “Spermidine” Supplements

[107:04–114:28, 116:57–117:38]

• The recurring story: Spermidine (pronounced “spur-muh-deen”) is touted for anti-aging, cognition, and even vaginal muscle tone.
• The team riffs on its name:
  • “Loads of it,” “Jazz hands,” “Do you swallow a lot to get smarter?”
  • Chick McGee, 112:07:
    “You need to strengthen your old vagina. Menopausal issues, desert like conditions…”
  • Ace performs an entire parody song "Country Road" style about “tighten that vagina / we’re all behind ya.”
• They clarify spermidine is found in wheat germ, soy, cheese, etc.—not actual sperm.

10. Viral and Listener Commentary / "Tell Us About This" Segment

[82:14–84:41]

• Josh randomly picks objects off Tom’s desk for him to explain, leading to a box of non-latex condoms leftover from a previous sexpert visit.
  • “Have you ever worn a condom?”
  • “Obviously not—he’s got seven kids now.” (group laughter)

11. Jeff Oskay’s "News We Failed to Mention"

[118:07–121:28]

• Highlights include:
  • Dating shows for virgins
  • Ketchup as medicine
  • Squirrel baseball cards
  • Cottage cheese shortages

12. Special Guest: Al Jackson

[128:48–138:35]

• Wears a cowboy hat, inspires the studio to try on theirs.
• Teaches the term “Gordon Gartrell” (from The Cosby Show—refers to a knockoff, poorly-made fancy shirt).
  • Al Jackson, 134:01:
    “If I showed up with a crazy shirt, as soon as I turn around, Josh would be like, ‘Al’s got that Gordon Gartrell on.’ It’s a real term people use.”

13. Latest News Stories

• Pain-Relief Cannabis Without the "High"
  [149:02–149:46]
  New compound provides cannabis pain relief without getting users high.
  • “So this is the O’Doul’s of weed?”
• Kentucky Seniors Saved from Hot Tub
  [147:22–148:49]
  Two elderly women rescued after becoming hypothermic, unable to escape the spa.
  • “They go in wrinkled and they come out poached.”
• Killer Whale "Stimulation" Dilemma
  [162:19–163:32]
  Trainers in France manually stimulate a captive male orca to prevent inbreeding with his mother.
  • “There’s a technique…one trainer holds a flipper, the other stimulates the whale…”

14. Tech and Mascot Innovations

• Robot Rabbits Combat Python Infestation
  [150:47–154:07]
  University of Florida deploys 40 solar-powered robot marsh rabbits to help catch invasive Burmese pythons.
  • "Hair-raising" discussion of robotic rabbits and pop culture battery jokes.

15. End-of-Show Banter

• A playful argument about the use of batteries, pizza box storage, and Tom’s need to keep his own box of Kleenex.
• Final apologies for the show's content:
  • “We'd like to apologize for today's show, but thanks for listening.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• On great sports names:
  “My favorite name from the NFL is Turdell Middleton.” – Chick McGee, [12:16]
• On morning routines:
  “I creep around like a cat burglar…and if I even go, ‘hi, good morning’, I get nothing.” – Tom Griswold, [05:12]
• On alarm clock PTSD:
  “It scares me, yes…I hate when you’re listening to something and there’s a siren and you think it’s behind you…” – Tom Griswold, [08:56–09:12]
• On NASA suit sizing:
  “The attachment to the body was a condom with a hose…and some astronauts apparently refused to accept that they were anything but large.” – Pat Godwin, [143:35]
• On spermidine:
  “Loads of it.” – Christy Lee, [74:49] “So if you swallow a lot of spermidine, it makes you smarter?” – Tom Griswold, [117:15]
• On Smokey Bear:
  “He calls him Smokey. It's really Smokey Bear.” – Tom Griswold, [43:31]
• On the benefits of therapy:
  “There’s more bad information out there on TikTok…but with BetterHelp, you can actually talk with professionals…” – Tom Griswold, [34:19]
• On music trivia:
  “You know who Archie Leach is? Cary Grant.” – Tom Griswold/Josh Arnold, [128:17]
• On wearing a cowboy hat:
  “I’m entering a new phase in my life, Tom. I wear this joint every day. It’s comfortable and it’s a vibe.” – Al Jackson, [129:08]
• On poorly made shirts:
  “As soon as I turn around, Josh would be like, ‘Al’s got that Gordon Gartrell on’. It's a real term people use.” – Al Jackson, [134:44]

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Episode Structure

• Opening: Skits, fake commercials, and the usual “getting started” banter.
• Morning routine roundtable: How each cast member starts their day.
• Recurring sports name theme: Naturally woven throughout the show.
• Deep dives:
  • Early morning couple dynamics
  • Famous confirmation names
  • Debate about instruments in “Smokey the Bear”
  • “Tell Us About This” and “Failed to Mention News”
• Guest: Al Jackson
• Topical news: NASA, spermidine, animal mascots.
• Listener mail and call-ins: Interactive, comedic responses.
• Wrap-up: Chaos, apologies, and last round of jokes.

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Summary Flow and Tone

As always, the show is rhythmically paced between playful roasting, running jokes, and digressive conversations on news and pop culture. Banter is lively, quick, and sometimes juvenile (see spermidine-giggles), but keeps a “friends hanging out” atmosphere. The group’s chemistry shines in unscripted, wandering discussions and mockery of both each other and the world at large.

For listeners new and old:
This episode highlights what keeps fans tuning in—quick wit, topical takes, and the uniquely silly-yet-smart Bob & Tom approach to, well, just about everything.

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(End of Summary)

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

All right. Oh, God, I got a headache.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, roll the damn cartoon.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, good morning. Hi. Two of those feet hit the floor. Up and at him.

[Tom Griswold]

Hospital corners. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe tear it apart. Make them do it again. It's the Bobby Top show at the Psylac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Christy Lee, is your bed made?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't know. There was a man in it when I left.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? What was his name?

[Pat Godwin]

Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know?

[Chick McGee]

Now let's switch live to the Andy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's written in his underwear.

[Chick McGee]

It's so nice and quiet here right now. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, chicken two dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wake him up before you leave?

[Pat Godwin]

No, he gets up when I leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right as you're leaving.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, his. His alarm goes off right at 5.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he give you a. Do you speak at all or.

[Pat Godwin]

Not very often. Usually I'm out before his alarm goes off.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even a quick hello and a quick kiss on the cheek?

[Pat Godwin]

Still asleep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hear that, Tom? You hear that?

[Ace Cosby]

He pretends he's asleep.

[Chick McGee]

Beginning of the end.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I got a countdown from 100. I got up. I pee bad, but I'm not getting up. I'm not moving.

[Chick McGee]

He's got it set up. As soon as I garage door hits cement.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I creep around like a cat burglar. And occasionally Kelly will do the zombie walk and walk by me. And if I even go, hi, good morning. I get nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she actually gets up. We'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. If she. Only if she has something. No, no.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

It's rare, but every once in a while, in the middle of the night, like two ships passing, there's no, hey, how's it going? If I say anything because she has the ability to. I guess it's sleepwalk pee. Where you get up, you don't really wake up.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I did what you do the other night. I woke up, was having an interesting dream. Woke up, peed, went back to bed. Right back into that dream.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is. I am. That is one of my only talents.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So. So envious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it happens to me every now and again.

[Pat Godwin]

Can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Rare. Especially if it's a great dream.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this was like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I was in, like, a weird place, so. It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like trapped.

[Ace Cosby]

What a Pizza Hut.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, another county heard from.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't ever get up in the middle of the night to pee, though.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why you are Song's prostate. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Count your blessing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, like a grapefruit.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know what my record is, but last night might have been pretty close.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the amount of times.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I had this medical procedure yesterday where they Infuse you with a bunch of liquid.

[Pat Godwin]

And so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. Every hour it's, look at the clock. Oh, great. One o'. Clock. And then you go in there and you wrangle the thing and get going.

[Chick McGee]

Wrangle the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And I usually, if I get up in the middle of the night, I have this mouthwash.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll go and do a slug of it. And then. Because, you know, you wake up in the middle of night, your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Do you. Do you attempt docking in the middle of the night?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Getting ready for an encounter.

[Tom Griswold]

So far, I'm over 8, 000. That's never. No, I just.

[Chick McGee]

You tell her. No, no, baby, this is a dream.

[Pat Godwin]

You never had sex before you came to work?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the best.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta knock it out.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what time I get up.

[Chick McGee]

Knock it out, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

I know what time you get up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not. That's not happening.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, do you guys have a big, big bed?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you like, I see your bed looking almost identically to Liberace bed? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have a sleep number. Bed. Whatever. The big ones, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Cuddle.

[Ace Cosby]

Or you're all by yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you sleep?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I go to bed before she does.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, way before. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So she sneaks in and she doesn't wake you up?

[Tom Griswold]

No, she. I don't wake up. Oh, okay. I. But I. When I get up, I'm tiptoeing around because I don't want to wake up the dog.

[Ace Cosby]

Does she wake up when you tiptoe around?

[Chick McGee]

Do you still. Do you still snore?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Used to get fan mail from the airport. I know that for the loudness you store.

[Ace Cosby]

You snort hard on vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I've lost, whatever, £50. So with it goes the snoring. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

If you wake up at, let's say, an hour before your alarm is going to go off and you really have to pee, do you go ahead and get up and pee?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were going to say go ahead and piss the bed.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't get it. I wait.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sometimes I wait, too. And that last hour is not great sleep.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's.

[Ace Cosby]

You sit there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See, I've learned. No, it's worth getting up and getting rid of it and then going back to bed. What percentage of the time, Josh, do you wake up before your alarm goes off?

[Josh Arnold]

85%, 90%.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm right there, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 100%.

[Ace Cosby]

100% for me too.

[Chick McGee]

I can't remember the last time my alarm woke me up.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my alarm woke me up this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of a noise does it make? I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever's on here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's the alarm from Apple. You've got like, whatever Apple tells us to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever hear it in a movie and it makes you sick to your stomach?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it scares me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I gotta get up.

[Tom Griswold]

And one thing you'll never hear in this show. I hate it when you're listening to something and there's a. All of a sudden there's a siren and you think it's. You think it's behind you and you're looking for the ambulance. Oh, it's douchebags and the radio are doing it. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I've gotten jumpier at horns.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If somebody. If somebody anywhere on the road honks a horn, I am flinching and I get mad. What do you need your horn for?

[Tom Griswold]

And I would like to have some kind of stats on when you're at one of those left turn only lanes and it's one of those lights that it's going to be left turn for about 10 seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Stay off your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

And it goes. You realize the person in front of you is texting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yellow used to mean yield. Now it means grab your phone.

[Ace Cosby]

It's insane out there. Everybody's on the phone.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, My alarm is on the default. Whatever that radial is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't they have. Do they have one that's. This speaks to you?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're one that goes, christy, wake up.

[Ace Cosby]

God, these phones are practically like, like mini computers.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You know what, Pat?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like they're their own computer now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday in the show, my favorite segment, Chick Magee dug up a list of.

[Chick McGee]

This season's odd college football names. Interesting college football name.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, and in the history of sports, even, you know, like, you look at baseball names from days gone by and there, there's poetry there. I mean, some of them are so beautiful. They're so unusual. Some of the ones in college football this year are just tremendous. Amazon, Little John Tree, Boba Laid. Or it might be Babalade. I don't know. Demon Clowney. And he is related to Jadavian Clown. He's his cousin. A guy named Memorable Factor.

[Pat Godwin]

Gonna mess with a guy named Demon, are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess not, no. But they go back. I decided to come up with a list of some of the great names from back in the day in the NFL. And there are some really great ones. How about this one? Crafonzo Thorpe.

[Josh Arnold]

Crafonzo. Never heard that in my life. That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, your Favorite name from 6,070s the NFL is Green Bay Packer running back Turdell Middleton.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you. But you remember Fair Hooker, right?

[Chick McGee]

Fair Hooker. Cleveland Browns, I think. Number 44.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which reminds me, I think we have just. Is Jess Hooker coming in today? I think so.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Look forward to that. No relation to Fair Hooker, I don't think, because Hooker Hooker is her married.

[Pat Godwin]

Married name. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll have to find out if. If there's any relation there. But just some great names. We'll review some of those on the way. Barkevius Mingo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's recently. He might still be in the league.

[Tom Griswold]

Even a Brown. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just some beautiful names out there in every sport.

[Josh Arnold]

What was that first one? Crafon's A lower.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Crafonzo Thorpe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it is C, R, A P. Yeah. It starts with H. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's C R, A P, H O, N, S O. So I'm assuming it's pH. I assume it's Crafonzo, not Crap Hanso.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I hope.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

And judging by his athletic skills, we're going to call him Griffonso because we like our teeth.

[Ace Cosby]

Irish people keep it easy with the names. We just use the same ones. It's Mary, it's Jimmy, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, no, you've got some Phineas and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wonder what. What major culture has the same names the most? It might be Mexico. That's why you always see like they'll have four names.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Double nicknames and stuff. I'm sorry, double middle names.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because there are so many that, you know, have this. I don't know. Well.

[Pat Godwin]

And a lot of them might be religious. In Catholicism, you get a name when you get confirmed. So they may add that to you.

[Tom Griswold]

You got an extra name?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what is it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a Catholic thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Confirmation. Your confirmation name is Marie.

[Tom Griswold]

Marie.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet Marie.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A new face.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you get a new name. You get to add a confirmation name now.

[Tom Griswold]

Joseph Patrick Godwin. Do you have an extra name?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Martin.

[Chick McGee]

Martin Marty. The one man party.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute. You picked Martin?

[Ace Cosby]

I think I picked it.

[Tom Griswold]

You get to pick it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. When we got confirmed, it was different. It was like you were in second grade, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm surprised you didn't go. Something Like Ringo, one of the Beatles?

[Ace Cosby]

No, my parents had to, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there are limitations. You can't go with something cool.

[Pat Godwin]

It has to be a saint.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it has to be a saint.

[Josh Arnold]

Named after a Lutheran, Martin Luther. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good. We're fully aware.

[Ace Cosby]

Our religion changed every year.

[Chick McGee]

Martin Luther was in the Temptations, wasn't he? Eddie Kendrick. Never mind.

[Ace Cosby]

He's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's. Let's check in with Chick McGee. You're going to be having a great day at the sports desk.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Remember when I was confirmed I picked my, my name based out of a Saint Bernard?

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Very, very good.

[Chick McGee]

I like it. Is Saint Bernard the saint of puppy dogs? Big old doggies, Big old dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Big old good boys and girls?

[Chick McGee]

No, big old drunk dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

The patron saint of the keg. We'll, we'll have to clarify that when we come back. Lots of an amazing amount of things happening in the world of news today. We're probably not going to be able to get to. We promised a couple stories. There's a great story coming out of NASA involving the size of the male members of the astronauts.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? This is a legit story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, and in fact I've spent three days double checking on its legitimacy. But yeah, and it go. It goes way back into the early days of the space program, but it's pretty funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they rank them by size?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know if they did. That would be. I did read the book We7 when I was a kid about the original seven asteroids. That might be called We9, judging by this new. Because those guys, let's face it, you got to have the oh thing to match the balls. You've got to have to climb into a Mercury space capsule. And we got a guy in Batman pajamas doing a good thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what? Also we've got big sports news. Cat fight at the US Open.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Right there on the court, baby. Cat fight. I think they might kiss. They might kiss, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe in tennis they're finally realizing they need a couple black hats. You know what I'm saying? Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the Russian guy that was beating up the racket? Because tennis is so. It's been so boring. Medved because the players are so good and they get along and they're friends. You got to have a guy that everybody hates out there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, not Yelena Ostapenko and Taylor Townsend. Those two just don't like each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Knowing nothing about it. I'm rooting for Taylor because she sounds less ethnic. Okay?

[Chick McGee]

She is the American.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was for laughing. It was a joke. I cannot stand this woke audience here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dear God.

[Tom Griswold]

Have some Americans win some tennis matches, please. You go, Coco. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by State Farm.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

To see.

[Chick McGee]

You want to see one of these mascots during a college football game? One of the live animals, actual animals to take a crap at the 50 yard line, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Little dose of reality for everybody.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way you look. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. How are you? Oh, look at you and your coffee. Good morning, Sergeant. We're up earlier than most people. We get more work done before. Never mind. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Magee. Where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And letters from listeners brought to you by Nicholas. Driving under the influence of marijuana Is illegal. And law enforcement can tell if you're driving high. If you feel different, you drive different. Drive high. Get a DUI paid for by nhtsa.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. I don't want to give away too much, but the lady. The lady blew a 3.5. What is it?.351?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if that's enough. I'm not sure if that's in her stupid world records or not.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a world record.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not real good at full round four or five.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this is pretty strong.

[Chick McGee]

Four times the legal limits.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a. It's an odd story. The lady was soliciting people to. She had one of those things where you can't drive your car until you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

It locks the car somehow until you. You blow in it and you have to be sober. She was apparently soliciting people to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, or that your. Your passenger or somebody walking by has to be sober.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not sure how that the technology works. That'll be coming up now. We. We're going to get to some letters here. Do you have one over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do not. I don't know where my letters went. I'm feverishly looking for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Them. Well, before we get to that, do you mind if I just dip my toes into the world of sports? You started a great thing yesterday, Chick. You found this list of. Of the. The all name team for college football this year.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of a thing we do every season. Weird college football names. Interesting college football.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy named Deed. Capper.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Badger Harget.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go Badger. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Ghost Rouser? These are just great.

[Chick McGee]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

There's actually a guy. First name Moh. Last name Billy.

[Chick McGee]

Mobility.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy named. We mentioned Demon Clowney.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the most unusual is a guy whose actual middle name is All Caps. Espn.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Gideon espn Lampron.

[Chick McGee]

I believe though they're pronouncing it Espen. And I don't think he's the only. There are other people named parents who name their kids as ESPN or Espen.

[Tom Griswold]

The way it's presented here that it is in all caps. Just the middle name.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But historically there are a bunch of great names. Of course, in. In all sports, football has a bunch of great ones over. Over the years we've talked about some of them. Beef Bonser. I'm sorry, Boof. Bonser was a.

[Josh Arnold]

Both good. I prefer Boof.

[Tom Griswold]

I think B O O F. Boof. He was a major league pitcher.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, though. Beef is a hell of a nickname.

[Josh Arnold]

It is, but Boof is more embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

His name, legally his legal name is B O O F. And you remember Coco Crisp?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Outfielder, I think. Played for the Giants.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing name.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is the most you'll know. This one, I'll do it in quiz fashion. Mr. Boyd.

[Chick McGee]

Oil can Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oil Can Boyd.

[Chick McGee]

Dennis Oil Can Boyd for the Red Sox. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

In the 1930s, there was a guy named Johnny Dick Shot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I swear to God, that says.

[Chick McGee]

This guy not gonna blow my dick Shot.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's nickname was Ugly.

[Pat Godwin]

Ugly.

[Josh Arnold]

Ugly Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

And that really sounds like a setup for a bad joke. That is the genuine nickname this guy had in baseball, man. And. And even then, I'm sure. In the. In the 1930s, did the. Did the term Dick have the alternate meaning that.

[Josh Arnold]

It must not have. It must.

[Pat Godwin]

We talked about this before. We don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a drop off, though, wasn't there? You don't see a lot of young dicks.

[Tom Griswold]

If we isolate that, you're going to be arrested every once in a while.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like one of those. Magazine. This year's top 25 young dicks. Let's take a look.

[Tom Griswold]

This one you'll know. Chick. His father, famous television host, Peter Marshall.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Pete lacock.

[Tom Griswold]

Pete lacock.

[Chick McGee]

Canadian ball player, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Good ballplayer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick Pole. Here's some classic ones. An outfielder, Candy Maldonado.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I've heard of him.

[Pat Godwin]

Finally, one I've heard of.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This goes way back from the 1930s. Boots Poffenberger.

[Chick McGee]

Boots, Boots.

[Ace Cosby]

He got walked a lot. Those boots were made.

[Tom Griswold]

You work on that song? Also in the 1930s.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very dismissive.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy's name. Pretzel puzzle. Oh, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Pickles Dillhoffer?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Absolutely real.

[Chick McGee]

You got a picture of that in your office?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Tom made me. He sort of made a poster for me.

[Tom Griswold]

I took a. I had a picture of Pickles Dillhoffer, and I had it augmented so it looks just like Josh. Because that's such. That is such a great.

[Ace Cosby]

You do a lot for Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Josh is his favorite.

[Ace Cosby]

Got a vinyl record.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing for you.

[Ace Cosby]

Nothing for us.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, nothing. He's never done anything for you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Other than keeping you alive.

[Ace Cosby]

Bringing me out of the gutter.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't the gutter. It was your mom's basement.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe I should be grateful.

[Tom Griswold]

How about an infielder named Shooty Babbitt?

[Chick McGee]

These are so shooty, shooty, shoot.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this one is awkward. I'm gonna read it as it is because this goes way back in the world of baseball. And if you want to double check, go ahead. You can check on me. First name, Cannonball. Now, in the world of jazz, of course, Adderley. Cannonball Adderley. The great sax player. This last guy. Christy, you might want to get a pencil here. All right, his last name from this is from the 1880s, early in major League Baseball. His last name is spelled T, I, T, C, O, M, B. I believe it's Cannonball Titcomb.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that would be right.

[Josh Arnold]

You think that means a bird's. Because a cockscomb is the thing on a.

[Pat Godwin]

And there's a tit mouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What if a tit comb is like.

[Tom Griswold]

I was data to check that needed a day. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Every now and then you'll see a hair around it.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That is not good.

[Chick McGee]

And you know what? You don't stop.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

No, sir, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Nothing gonna slow me down.

[Chick McGee]

That's where conditioning comes in. Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again. Now, in the. In the world of the NFL, there are also some. Some terrific names. And can you give me a couple more of the college ones because you did a little more homework than I did.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Ghost Rouser. That's a wild one.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy Demon Clowny really is Rocky Beers.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you get a last name? Clowney? Is that a family name?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Clowny is. Yeah, that's a. I get.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe they were entertainers at one time.

[Chick McGee]

Davian Clowney. Remember Pig Cage? P I, G?

[Josh Arnold]

Cage seems really craz.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a San Francisco 49er?

[Chick McGee]

Dude person? He was. He's a college football player this season.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy was drafted in 1976. His father named him wonderful. Terrific. Mons II says his dad named him after two wonderful and terrific things that happened in his life.

[Chick McGee]

Getting laid and.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, man. There was a guy in the 1920s, his given name was Pittsburgh Steeler Kelly.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

His actual name was Pittsburgh Steel.

[Josh Arnold]

Played for the Rams, is all like.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy because you were you. What year were you in San Diego?

[Chick McGee]

95.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, then. Do you remember a guy named Whitfield that was a running back for the Chargers?

[Chick McGee]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

First name? Ben Gay. Ben Gay. Whitfield, man.

[Chick McGee]

Ben Gay.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you allowed to name a child after. I mean, after an actual curse word?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you there Are in certain countries. You. There. There are lists of names you can't give a child.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And there have been a couple. We've had a couple of cases recently where someone tried to change their name.

[Josh Arnold]

To, like, could you have Shafid Johnson? But it's spelled right, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you allowed to do that?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you had that girl that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was all right. I was checking out at a grocery store. And her first name was S H I T I N A. Yeah. I'm assuming it was Shy Tina. But I don't know if they can.

[Chick McGee]

Monitor license plate names. Why can't they monitor. I think, naming children.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're pretty much free to do what you want to do. We've had a couple stories, but I think they were in foreign countries where they've disallowed certain names.

[Chick McGee]

You remember running back for San Diego Chargers named Cookie?

[Tom Griswold]

Cookie Gilchrist. Cookie Gilchrist.

[Chick McGee]

And he had on the front of his Cadillac, huge Cadillac. So you could read it in your rear view mirror. If he was behind you, you could look at it. And it said, lookie, lookie, here comes Cookie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

That's a true story.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody just sent me General Booty as a quarterback.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he comes from a long line of booties.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he does.

[Chick McGee]

John David Booty played for back in the 70s and 80s.

[Pat Godwin]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Bubby Brister. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby. Awful quarterback back. Oh, just dumber in a box of rocks.

[Tom Griswold]

Froggy Williams. That's a cool name. Whenever I think of Froggy, of course. Think of it. And the Little Rascals. The guy that had the little kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Who talked like this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Celebrating almost 100 years in entertainment. Froggy.

[Josh Arnold]

Froggy was a. Was a great character.

[Chick McGee]

He just talked like. You think they made him talk like this or that was his voice.

[Tom Griswold]

But whatever. It was funny.

[Josh Arnold]

When I talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Who cares?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you meet a little kid that has an abnormally.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Scratchy.

[Pat Godwin]

Or old.

[Chick McGee]

Like a deep voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Chick. I'm. I'm surprised this guy didn't make your list.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it could have been last year or the year before.

[Tom Griswold]

A defensive back named Earth Wind Moreland.

[Chick McGee]

I hadn't seen that one. No.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened to fire?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I mean, it's just such a fire went out. Wouldn't you love to be doing the play by play on that one? Just hoping something really happens with Earth Wind. He's on fire. Earth Wind and Fire carrying the ball. He's a defensive Back. So there was a fumble. Earth Wind caught fire and carried it into the end zone. Captain Munnerlin, a cornerback. Actual, actual. First name was Captain.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know this one. Last name. Clinton Dix.

[Chick McGee]

Haha.

[Tom Griswold]

First name was Haha. Green Bay Packer.

[Chick McGee]

I think his brother couldn't say. I think. I think his name's Harry Hasan. Yeah. And his brother couldn't say. His little brother couldn't say. They call him Haha.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a history of great names. It's. That's the famous Getty Lee story. Getty Lee from Rush. The band Rush. That's his.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not the movie, the accounting firm Rush. Thanks for. Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where we're going.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for clarifying. Yeah, we're talking about the band Rush.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but the context was we were having a discussion about athletes. I wanted to make it clear that Getty Lee. Although Getty Lee would probably trade his entire career to pitch one inning for the Blue Jays.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know the guy.

[Pat Godwin]

What's his real name?

[Ace Cosby]

Getty Story.

[Tom Griswold]

Story. Was it his grandmother that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it's his grandma.

[Chick McGee]

Really thick accent. Yeah, his name's.

[Josh Arnold]

His name's Gary.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever see Rush live, Pat?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well worth it. You'd like it. It's all men in the audience. You have a song coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

Not now. Slam me.

[Chick McGee]

When are you gonna realize he is a delicate flower?

[Tom Griswold]

I am so.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm so sensitive.

[Pat Godwin]

You are.

[Chick McGee]

We got a Lister mail coming up and the topic is Gene Autry. Tom, just for you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm back in the center again.

[Chick McGee]

There you go, buddy. All for you.

[Tom Griswold]

And my dream is. I was thinking about this. If I. If I would win that Powerball, which is what, 800 million or something?

[Chick McGee]

Keeps climbing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

I would put on. I would put on a production of South Pacific and I would be. I. I can't sing.

[Chick McGee]

Don't think he's joking.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't. I can't do Some Enchanted Evening. That's way too difficult.

[Pat Godwin]

Watch that man right out of your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not. No, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that would be actionable.

[Ace Cosby]

And I want to hear it in the accent.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I insist.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the guy. Every day. There is really nothing like a day.

[Ace Cosby]

That was in my house every day.

[Chick McGee]

This morning. No, I. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Some Enchanted Evening. I play. That guy can sing.

[Josh Arnold]

We watch that at my grandparents house. And my grandma got out the VHS and it was a two taper.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh boy.

[Josh Arnold]

And I looked at my brother and went, oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

We are in for the sea. The duration.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I cry every time, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

But when you're.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're knowing that when the kids. When the kids are playing, and that's because you're insane.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Grandmother.

[Josh Arnold]

We were supposed to do something. It was rainy, and so, you know, we were 9 and 11 or whatever. I'm just.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right. Who wants to watch five hours of South Pacific?

[Ace Cosby]

So if you went to your room or whatever, she'd be mad. You'd have to sit there and.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was meant to be.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Time with Grandma. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

That'D be a.

[Josh Arnold]

Which was always wonderful. This was a rainy day.

[Ace Cosby]

I wish that would come back.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you make. Did she make cookies and good stuff?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. She always had treats and she had windmill cookies, and we enjoyed those.

[Pat Godwin]

I liked windmill cookies.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I don't know what those are.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what the brand was called.

[Pat Godwin]

Shaped like a windmill.

[Josh Arnold]

They really were.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they were kind of, what, the whole building.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a ginger snack.

[Ace Cosby]

They were called the Don Ques.

[Chick McGee]

That's the round part.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I'd like a judgment. I'd like a judgment call.

[Chick McGee]

That is not a joke. That's what the judge is saying. Not. Not a joke.

[Pat Godwin]

We can still get archway cookies, I think. Archway, windmill.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like those. The oatmeal cookies.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a professor that insisted on. That insisted on calling him Don Quicksoat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. Yes, it was a joke. No, he made a real big deal out of some. It was some cultural.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

It was one of the typical, you know, the typical commies or Ivy League college. He didn't want to work on Mayday. He had to be in the parade.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea. Our choice cookies are readily available.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I didn't went. I haven't. I thought about that since my grandmother was alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, I'm going to need a doorbell that sounds like a Ding Dong. Oh, is this going over the air? Sorry. Because. Coming up. Save that coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

We have had that.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We have Ding Dongs. Ding Dongs in the news.

[Chick McGee]

We should set aside a day, have.

[Tom Griswold]

An open mind or I get some sleep.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. We just set aside a day where. Where we're. And we're doing the show. You listen. Yeah, that would be really great.

[Ace Cosby]

Have somebody else mix it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm too busy right now. A lot of you are saying I could use a little bit of. A little bit of a head time, if you will. Time to get clear what's going on inside. You can go online and find all kinds of things. Hey, why don't you take a nice cold bath and blah, blah, blah. I'll tell you what's very effective is talk therapy.

[Chick McGee]

And if you're therapist, take a long hot bath and blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

[Ace Cosby]

That'll be 90 doll.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

And so far as I'm looking here, there are no world records today.

[Tom Griswold]

I have one, but I thought it was too boring.

[Chick McGee]

That has never ever stopped you before.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, I, I know I've got a good one. The world record bridge. We got a new bridge in China. That's awesome. And that'll give me an excuse to talk about the Mackinac bridge. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chip McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think of O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. We have some letters over here, Tom and good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. We've been talking about great names in sports, unusual names in college football. Purdue's got Nitro Tuggle.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a guy, a running back whose name is Tommy Running Rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

Nitro's a good first name.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Call him Tro, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

American Gladiator name, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Dragster's name we were talking about for a guy who racist drags.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Pete Lacocque. Do you remember the context of that, Christy?

[Chick McGee]

So is Peter Marshall's last name lecoq?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Peter Marshall was the TV host. Do you know what show he hosted?

[Pat Godwin]

Christie Match Game.

[Chick McGee]

Close.

[Tom Griswold]

Hollywood Squares. Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Who did the. Oh, Rayburn with the long thin microphone.

[Tom Griswold]

So. And his son Pete Lecoq was a very good baseball player. If, if Pete Lecoq had been on Hollywood Squares.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone could have said, I'd like Pete Lecoq to block. Yes, that would be.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly could have happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Could have happened. Yeah. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the famous picture of photograph? I want to say it was West Virginia. There was a guy named Dingle almost heaven standing next to a guy named Barry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Back of their jerseys.

[Chick McGee]

Sideline football game.

[Tom Griswold]

They're having fun with sports names.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't there also a gay sex or a sex or something, I think next to each other?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. For some reason I know that.

[Ace Cosby]

I know there was something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Gabe Blade.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They were fans of Errol Flynn.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you said you've got a letter chick. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at Tom Show. I just wanted to comment that gorillas have been witnessed doing it in the missionary position.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right from Adam?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean there's classic footage out there of them just sort of, it's very perfunctory. It seems they both have very, just normal faces and they're style all day long.

[Pat Godwin]

Two seconds and I'm done. Let me get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Dear Bob and Tom Show, My daughter just came back from the women's professional baseball league tryouts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, how about that?

[Chick McGee]

It's from Scott. The athletes were informed Monday afternoon that they were eligible for the draft or not, which will be held in October. My daughter is eligible for the draft. She made the cut. Sweet. She has only played one game of women's college softball at the beautiful Miami of Ohio University. Gorgeous country, beautiful Oxford. She has only ever played baseball, mostly on boys teams. I'm sure she would do a phone interview if you guys want to talk to her. So we'll put that aside.

[Tom Griswold]

So when is the, what is the background of the story again?

[Chick McGee]

They're going to announce their women's professional baseball is going to get up and running here, much like the wnba.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a very long letter here about the Smokey Bear. This guy didn't hear. I understand. Smokey the Bear is not the correct name, ladies and gentlemen. I made this very clear.

[Chick McGee]

Right, but sounds like such an insane man.

[Tom Griswold]

The Gene, the Gene Autry song. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Was Smokey the Bear, by the way, from Bobby. Good Morning Bob and Tom show. I was sick of hearing you guys. Guess I've had it. I did it myself. The instrument heard at the beginning of Gene Autry's 1952 recording of Smokey the Bear is a steel guitar. It gives the song. It's classic. It says, he says this is from Scott. It gives the song its classic western inspired sound characteristic singing cowboy style.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds to me like an accordion with a violin on top of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it sounds like something that's air assisted. It's either breath or.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is from what? 52. 1952.

[Chick McGee]

1952.

[Josh Arnold]

Now there's a chance Scott saw a version online or something where it was a steel guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Could have, could have said that, right? I still don't have a definitive answer. Allen in the next room to satisfy Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I, I, it's, to me it sounds like an accordion and A violin.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I'm only hearing one instrument.

[Tom Griswold]

Instrument.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're unison. I don't know. Or it could be a synthesizer, but not in 1952. I know.

[Chick McGee]

It would take how many rooms to hold a synthesizer back in 1952?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, have you ever seen some of the videos of those early synth things? Great. It's. It looks like they're about to go into the space. Into outer space.

[Pat Godwin]

It says it's a Hurdy Gertie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Primary instrument used at the start of the classic Smokey the Bear song is Hurdy Gertie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

While some assume the sound is made by bagpipes or multiple instruments, a distinctive droning melody is created by the hurdy gurdy.

[Josh Arnold]

That is what it sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, and I am not going to play the Hurdy Gertie, man, because that song makes me. I hate that song.

[Pat Godwin]

The song also features piano, drums, accordion and electric guitar, but the Hurdy Gertie is prominent in the intro.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sorry, Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, that's kind of accordion esque. Yeah, that is a Hurdy girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

As the Hurdy Gertie. That isn't the one that's on the stick, is it? That's with your crank.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what a Hurdy Gertie is.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I thought it was. I thought it was crank.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was just part of that nasty song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but doesn't Hurty Gertie sound like. Sound like a brand. A brand of underwear?

[Pat Godwin]

A Hurdy Gertie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, like a girdle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, for grandmas.

[Chick McGee]

I got my Hurdy Gerties on your.

[Tom Griswold]

Your grandpa saw it, ripped them off and had me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's the little crank at the butt of the. Of the violin shaped kind of thing.

[Pat Godwin]

And that would make sense.

[Josh Arnold]

So Tom, you. You essentially described a herd of Gertie when describing what you heard. A violin and an accordion.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. But it's obviously. It's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Ranger's hat and shovel and a pair of dungarees.

[Al Jackson]

You will find him in the forest.

[Tom Griswold]

Always he must stop and pay attention to beware. Cause everybody knows that he's the fire preventing bear.

[Pat Godwin]

Fire.

[Chick McGee]

Smokey the bear.

[Tom Griswold]

See Smokey. He calls him Smokey. It's really Smokey Bear.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but do you. Do you at.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S poetic license. He needed. He needed the syllable.

[Josh Arnold]

And you will you now correct somebody who says, yeah, I saw a Smokey the Bear sign the other day. Because it is culturally acceptable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't like to correct people.

[Josh Arnold]

Song. And he says Smokey the Bear throughout it.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of your most endearing qualities.

[Tom Griswold]

Keeping it to myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Banks today and tell him he needs to rewrite that song. It's just Smokey Bear choking on a camper.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Do that for real and take that record that I want to hear.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to hear what he has to say.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll do it. Next time he's in here. I'll tell him just before he's going to play it. He'll be so mad. It'll be perfect. Serious. It'll be great. I love it when he gets mad at me. We are in the aelioto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick and. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably wondering what's going on over here.

[Chick McGee]

We always are wondering what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

I love this one. This is this. You can really dance to this one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, it works for Crimson and Clover Donovan. It doesn't work for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee. That's that song the Herdy Gerty.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us. So we were discussing once again, Gene Autry's great song, Smokey the Bear. And the Smokey Bear guarantee you we're.

[Pat Godwin]

The only people talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way, in case you're wondering, yes, welcome to hell.

[Tom Griswold]

You're all.

[Chick McGee]

You're all lucky enough to be listening.

[Tom Griswold]

This all started with the Smokey Bear sign being stolen near Wilkes Barry, Pennsylvania.

[Pat Godwin]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got talking about it. And of course it is Smokey Bear. Smokey the Bear became common parlance, if you will, because of. Because of a song by Gene Autry, which is a great song. I was really enjoying it. And we were trying to figure out the first instrument. We had been told it's a hurdy gurdy. And the only time I'd ever heard of a Hurdy Gertie is the song from Donovan.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know that Hurdy Gertie was an actual instrument. I just thought it was a made up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've met him, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. The way you say it wasn't a nice encounter.

[Ace Cosby]

He. His Persona when he came out in the 60s was he would come out.

[Tom Griswold]

In like a long flowing row during Peace and Love.

[Ace Cosby]

Spiritual.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he take the Beatles? Isn't he the guy that took the Beatles to India or something?

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly. He had taught them how to finger pick and stuff. He was very. He came off as very genuine, gentle and spiritual. But in real life, he's this cockney kind of English, English guy. I mean, when he came and did our show, what I found funny was he did something. He did the Hurdy Gertie man. And he. What he would. He did the song, but. And he. He was having some troubles with his monitor. So here's what went on the air at the radio station I worked on here.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello, everybody. Do a song now for you. Here comes the head. He cursed. He would yell it right off Mike. And I never. I. I've never seen anything funnier he did throughout the whole song.

[Chick McGee]

The only thing missing from that story is him saying peace and love. Peace and love.

[Tom Griswold]

He has some great songs. I.

[Josh Arnold]

He does. I like that, Oven. But is he still with us?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

His heyday was a long time ago, though.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people don't realize his first name is just Don and his last name is Oven.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no clue.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that his real name? Isn't his name like Leech Donovan?

[Ace Cosby]

L, E, I, T, C, H. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. No, I think it's Oven, but Donovan. It's more suitable than just being named Don. Don Leach wouldn't have a, you know, a great song.

[Josh Arnold]

Don Leach could be a really good.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Musician.

[Tom Griswold]

You think? Yeah, sure. He'd be a side man.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember who Archie Leach is? Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Cary Grant. Oh, is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, speaking of names, Josh, I. I know that you're the big hockey fan in the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking about fun names in college football. Fun names. In the NFL. Fun Names in baseball. I just went down the rabbit hole during that last break of Fun Names in Hockey. Oh, oh, Ron Tugnut.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

A goalie from the 80s to the 2000s.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar?

[Pat Godwin]

Quite a career.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ron Tugnut.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember you always enjoyed Kevin Shattenkirk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, he was good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Old Deuces.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy. Yeah. Shatton Kirk. That sounds like he was having some kind of very sick party with the Star Trek people. Some guy dressed up as Captain Kirk and lie down.

[Ace Cosby]

Shat and Kirk puked.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy named Toll Blake to E. Peanuts o'. Flaherty.

[Josh Arnold]

Peanuts o'. Flaherty. When was that?

[Tom Griswold]

Peanuts of Flaherty played in the 1940s.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, but there are some more recent guys. Yeah. Gay Cooley.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Radek Bonk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Last name B O N K. And this is an odd one. Hakan Lube. Hakan H A K A N. A Swedish guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I just thought if you hawked on, you didn't need lube.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A little broke back there for you.

[Josh Arnold]

A little broke back also works for heterosexuals.

[Tom Griswold]

They never came out with any merch. That's a rough. It's new. The new Lube hawker from. Okay, I speak at. Now we're talking a little bit of sports. Let's go to the sports page with Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Rasheed Rice has been suspended for six games for violating the NFL's personal conduct policy. The suspension follows a guilty plea to two third degree felony charges related to a March 2024 crash in Dallas. The NFL's decision comes after an internal investigation and voids a scheduled hearing. Rice will miss several high profile games the Chiefs are involved in, including the season opener against the Chargers in Brazil.

[Josh Arnold]

He also has been told he has to be an usher at Taylor and Kelsey's wedding. Nobody wants to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody wants to do that. I bet he will, but he'll be there.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody likes to be an usher.

[Chick McGee]

He's a teammate.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you ever an usher?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because your brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

My older brother's wedding. Thanks a lot, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you don't like dressing up. Did you have to wear tux?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that. You know, that was. It was a great time. We had a great time, but sure, don't give me a chore.

[Ace Cosby]

Are all your brothers married?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they ever say anything to you about not being married?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what they. Honestly, I was trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it go something like this? This while I was talking to Mom? Yeah. She was sobbing the whole time.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really more of like you're so. No, don't, don't.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're all.

[Josh Arnold]

They're happily married.

[Chick McGee]

I went to a wedding when I was in high school and the bride was pregnant and the mother of the bride wore black.

[Josh Arnold]

That's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, big time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wrong. A lot of drama.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's happen. How about that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just.

[Josh Arnold]

My brothers got lucky, man.

[Al Jackson]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

All our sisters. All my sisters in law are wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had to rate them.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is the hottest? I don't know. John is handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good rescue.

[Announcer]

That was.

[Tom Griswold]

That made me look like less of a dick. Not much, but a little bit.

[Ace Cosby]

That was masterful.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking Sports with Chick McGee. You got to be pretty excited. College football this weekend. It's huge.

[Chick McGee]

You know what that means? That's right. My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over the off season of no football. Here we are.

[Tom Griswold]

We're back, baby.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Oh, man. It starts at noon on Saturday with a vengeance of the big games. Ohio State host in Texas and then what? LSU and Clemson Saturday night. Notre Dame and Miami Sunday. Oh, Tom, are you going to be there pulling up a chair to watch the game?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was trying to figure out. Apparently watching the Texas game came. There's. It's pretty tricky depending on all the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, YouTube and Fox Broadcasting just signed a short. Yeah, there's like agreement. They're still negotiating, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, but they were able to figure it out for that.

[Tom Griswold]

For this.

[Chick McGee]

But, you know, you. You can't. You can't be locked into one provider like that. You got to have backup plans.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace and I were talking off the air about this, the. The big deal last week with ESPN and their new app. I saw two interviews with the head of ESPN and I still can't figure out what's happening. Yeah, It's. There's like 40 different permutations of how it works and where you get it and who's got what.

[Chick McGee]

I've always watched ESPN on the app on Apple tv. Anyway, I don't think anything's really.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, if you've already. If you've got ESPN on your cable, the app is blah, blah. It's very complicated. You'll have to dig deep to find what you're looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking for.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna. Or you can put it in the search bar. The ESPN app. Coming up, cat fight at the U.S. open. And we'll talk about it. Find out what they were fighting about. I Think they were upset about how the tennis match went is what I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, there is that theory.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't. It wasn't the snacks.

[Chick McGee]

No, it wasn't the snacks. It wasn't the. Have you seen the giant glasses? It was of vodka they serve at the US Open. No, it's like I'm gonna say an eight ounce glass. Glass. And on top it lime. And that's the lime vodka. And that's the only thing lime in the vodka is the lime resting on the glass. She don't know. She don't know, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up in the news we have Ding Dong Lady. Oh, no. Ding Dong's in the news. There's been a recall.

[Chick McGee]

Recall.

[Tom Griswold]

Recall. Oh, my. We'll find out about that. We've also. We're going to get to our Spermidine. Yep, Spermidine.

[Pat Godwin]

Spermidine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Spermidine. Your gentleman suitor is here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, goodness gracious. Go put another dress on. Spermidine.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Spermidine is some kind of a supplement.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a great supplement. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll find out all about that. Right now it's quiz time. You've been hearing about annuities here in the Bob and Tom Show. So I'm just learning about these things. I didn't know much about this. And the experts are the folks at the Silac Insurance Company and they can enlighten you as to what annuities are all about. In fact, Chick Magee is going to take the quiz right now.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Let Chick find it.

[Tom Griswold]

We call it the. We call it the McGee 3. I think you're going to do okay, Chick. It's pretty simple. Here's your first question. Chick Magee, I would like to browse and read about all of the Silac annuity choices, options, et cetera. What is the address, particularly of the website for the insurance company? Go.

[Chick McGee]

I lost you there for a second, but you're right back on track. I got you, Tom. It's Silac. Ins.com. that's S I L A C I N S dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

An open book quiz.

[Tom Griswold]

The judges. The judges say that's good. Now our second question. Mr. McGee, I love this. You can get a 20% bonus. What? A 20% bonus by going from a 401K to a Silac annuity. How does that work? How do I find out? What's the phone number for that?

[Chick McGee]

Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. £250. Then just say bonus 20.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, that doesn't work everywhere. Watch this. Hey, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Bonus 20 do I get.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing happens.

[Chick McGee]

See, there you go. You gotta dial it.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta dial £250. And it's that little checkerboard sign, not the word pound. Okay, thank you very much. The last question, it says, Dear Mr. McGee, would you be kind to enough to read the Silac disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

I cannot. You've worn me out, Christie.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

We got old folks rescued from a hot tub. Well, Margaret, you almost got your ass poached. We'll see what that's all about. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey. My goodness. Have you picked a great day to be here. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Guy Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh. Arnold Scher. Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios and think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Tom. Good morning, Chick McGee, or whatever time you're listening to our show. Thank you very much. I know you might be confused if we say morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable. I'll talk to you, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you aware of.

[Chick McGee]

She hasn't even started yet. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you aware of a former Cleveland Brown NFL player by the name of Fair Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not. Oh, yes, I am. Yes, I am. Because they said that was the only way I could get an NFL jersey, right? Was if it was his. With his number. It was a Browns jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Jersey.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a Malik. Malik Hooker is in the league right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, so?

[Chick McGee]

So if you got. I'M not sure what Malik's number is, but you could get Hooker and his number. Yeah, but you can't get. Jess. Could not. Well, but you could. You could say that's your. That's your name, hooker. And then, you know, you wouldn't have to. You wouldn't be lying in this case.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

But on the NFL website, you can't just put in my name and order a jersey.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

They think you're being. Yes, silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we were going through lists of.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, hooker 69 would not work.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

Hooker 69 wouldn't be a fair hooker. That'd be an excellent hooker right there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Fair, my ass. Outstand.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a 10 out 10.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of great names out there in. In all sports. Just so much fun. And Chick had this great list of active college players that have unusual names.

[Chick McGee]

And it seems like a key and peel bit, but it's not. These guys are actually going to be playing college football. This memorable factor. First name, memorable last name factor.

[Tom Griswold]

There was. There was God's power.

[Chick McGee]

God's power. Really tough, like Nawawi, I think, or.

[Tom Griswold]

Something of Nigerian heritage. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A running back from Montana. Tommy Running Rabbit.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Running back for North Carolina State. Hollywood Smothers.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy named Dude Person. That sounds like someone's Someone struggling through trying to identify a robber at a bank. It was this Dude Person. Fella.

[Chick McGee]

Guy. There's a defensive back, got drafted a couple years ago, played for Alabama. His name's Kool Aid McKinstry. Yeah. Hey, cool. That's a great day.

[Josh Arnold]

That is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Gideon, espn. Lampron. But you say he pronounces it Espen.

[Chick McGee]

I. I believe they. They say Espen. Yes, but it is a capital letter. Is his middle name here?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Bengay Whitfield, San Diego Charger. Okay, that one actual name, is it hyphenated? Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, and then Ben Gay is hyphenated on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the bottles are Barkevius, Mingo. Cleveland Brown in 2013.

[Josh Arnold]

And Mingo took my football.

[Tom Griswold]

Says his mother gave him the name Barkevius because she liked the sound of it.

[Chick McGee]

Kent State wide receiver. Da Realist Clark. That's D, A apostrophe, R, E, A, L, Y, S, T. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

The Realist.

[Chick McGee]

The realist. He's. He's honest. He's the real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Debriks Shaw Ferguson? Yeah, yeah. With. With. It's D. Apostrophe. Debrikashaw Ferguson.

[Chick McGee]

Lineman for offensive lineman.

[Tom Griswold]

For jets.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was named. Anybody know this one? Christy, you might know this one.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He was named after a character from what famous book slash TV series.

[Pat Godwin]

What was his first name again?

[Tom Griswold]

Debrikashaw.

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

The Thornbirds.

[Chick McGee]

Father debrukeshaw.

[Pat Godwin]

I would not have remembered. I loved that Richard Chamber.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But that was so long ago.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember when I was on bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was one of those things everyone watched but me.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so little.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when Richard Chamberlain ruled the miniseries world with that shogun and Centennial.

[Tom Griswold]

He just passed away recently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Murder.

[Josh Arnold]

They've had me misses the movies of the week and the big miniseries deals.

[Tom Griswold]

We have it now though. I mean the biggest movie of the summer is. Well, actually it's that South Korean cartoon.

[Josh Arnold]

K Pop Demon Hunters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. That's the record for Netflix. But isn't Adam Sandler's thing Happy Gilmore too?

[Josh Arnold]

But you know, it doesn't. It doesn't feel the same as, you know, when War and Remembrance was on and everybody was the television event of the year.

[Chick McGee]

QB7.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we've really lost it. It's hard to find any commonality. That's why we talk about Dick Herman Wolf.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to talk over you. I can't. I can't be certain of what I heard you say.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad you stepped on it. Not on.

[Chick McGee]

That was the second word. Smoker.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying. We just don't have the commonality. I think right now, at least for many, the NFL is going to be commonality. And college football.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one thing.

[Chick McGee]

College football and the National Football League. Because Americans, our long national nightmare is over.

[Tom Griswold]

Over.

[Chick McGee]

Of course we're talking about the. But they're off season and Reagan is right. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Reagan. But you have one of. Of the younger Mr. Bush also doing something.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you ready for some football? All right.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready for some football?

[Pat Godwin]

We have all the first now. You're going to be in a good mood for the next six months.

[Tom Griswold]

Not if the Washington Football Club losers.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Christy, what are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Easy, big girl.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't. You don't do what I do. You wait. You wake up Monday morning and you look to the Washington Football Club win. Oh my God.

[Ace Cosby]

Here goes my day.

[Chick McGee]

I can't be that possibly that childish or petty.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to deal with Captain Bad mood.

[Ace Cosby]

I wake up in the middle of the night and look at the score.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, don't do that. You can't go back to sleep. Even if they win, you got to see if there are any key injuries.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, What?

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, I don't do any of.

[Chick McGee]

I know you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

When. When it went all right. My buddy Chick. And then when they lose, I go, oh, man, I. I don't care for that. For my friend Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Really? That's a buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care about it at all. It's just. I'm just worried about having to deal with wrestling. Wrestling with his bad mood.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish they had won.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know what it's like around here. I've got to buy all these boxes. I have to check, you know, is Godwin with his girlfriend still Check? Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

What's mine?

[Tom Griswold]

Will Josh Talk the first 20 minutes of the show?

[Jess Hooker]

That's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fair. But sometimes I. I couldn't get a word in if I even wanted to.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And it's. I. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I'm gauging everything. Sometimes I just don't want to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you were doing a solo show, that first 20 minutes, it'd be slow, kind of light.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I didn't consider that.

[Ace Cosby]

You sleep better than most of us, and I think it takes you a while to kind of gear up, honestly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've started getting up early at home so that I'm a little more geared up here, so. Because it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't just roll out of bed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the first thing you do when you get up? Do you brush your teeth? Do you get in the shower?

[Josh Arnold]

I get in the shower.

[Chick McGee]

Quick enema.

[Ace Cosby]

Little whack.

[Chick McGee]

A little whack.

[Josh Arnold]

It has been so long since I've had the morning whack. Dude.

[Chick McGee]

I know. It's wake and bake.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Morning wack.

[Pat Godwin]

Morning wake and whack.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I was. See, I was trying to have a buz conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

The first thing I do, honestly, is to check that I did not That I hit wet pants on. I can usually tell as soon as I open my eyes on that. I checked to make sure I turned off my alarm.

[Al Jackson]

Did.

[Josh Arnold]

And not hit snooze.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because sometimes you accidentally hit snooze. You get in the shower, and you're.

[Chick McGee]

In the shower, and your shower, the alarm goes off.

[Ace Cosby]

And then now you famously do not brush your teeth because you don't want to have that coffee. And then the. And the toothpaste.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But I have started because bacteria will. We had a story not too long ago that bacteria builds over. I have started swishing with mouthwash. And now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you swish in front of your. Do you swish in front of your mirror?

[Ace Cosby]

Dance around the room?

[Tom Griswold]

Do the tuck.

[Josh Arnold]

I put on Katrina and the waves.

[Chick McGee]

We're walking on sunshine.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, first thing you do the. In.

[Pat Godwin]

Get up, check my phone.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna implore you to wait.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, actually, I turn the alarm off like you just said, and then I check my email.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I always forget to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Turn the alarm off?

[Tom Griswold]

No, to check. And then I'll get here and I'll open it up and I'll see, you know what, a series of texts about what the latest crisis is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's okay, though. Why? Do you want to wake up and see what the latest crisis is?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not if it's. But I mean, it'll be like a texting. Hey, be sure to take this in direct.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

But I always forget to do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, I check my email first, and then I go to the restroom, do a little piddle.

[Chick McGee]

All right, so nothing. Nothing heavy that you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't shower in the morning?

[Pat Godwin]

It depends on the day.

[Tom Griswold]

What if you're gonna shower, do you?

[Pat Godwin]

I like to shower the night before.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. If you're gonna shower, do you just pee in the shower?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I do. That's all I do. Don't look at me like that.

[Tom Griswold]

What even was I to say?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I know what you were going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you go to the bathroom?

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever. Have you ever gone to the bathroom in the shower? And you know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Which process?

[Pat Godwin]

No one.

[Chick McGee]

The heavy duty process. You never have accidentally.

[Pat Godwin]

No one.

[Chick McGee]

You go in there, you go into the shower for a nice fart, and out of hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Certainly you can understand why we're a little surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

Laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Because I think if you did that one morning. Morning. You would laugh for the rest of the day. I think that would make your year.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try it tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, when you wake up, first thing you do.

[Ace Cosby]

What am I, chopped liver?

[Jess Hooker]

I drink water. I chug as much water as I can.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great move.

[Tom Griswold]

That's actually smart. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Great move.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm. I'm with Josh. I try not to look at my phone until I'm about to leave. That's the goal.

[Tom Griswold]

The shower, the.

[Josh Arnold]

The morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I'm like, Christy, just Depends. Yeah, sometimes there's a shower at night, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she doesn't throw on some depends and just let it rip. In the car, the way here.

[Ace Cosby]

I wasn't thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw your. I saw the look in your. What do you do when you wake up, Pat? I suppose you got the dog to deal with, right?

[Ace Cosby]

I take the dog. By dog, I mean the dog.

[Chick McGee]

Dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Take the dog out now, do you. That's going to be misinterpreted.

[Pat Godwin]

You take the dog out first thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Tell the dog.

[Ace Cosby]

I have to now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now do you get her stuff and get out.

[Tom Griswold]

You have pajamas on.

[Ace Cosby]

I have these long sweatpants and no, no T shirt because I'm so buff. And girls and I want to get my little show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they need it.

[Ace Cosby]

No one's up at that time, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you have the bags?

[Josh Arnold]

Do I have a What?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, of course. We have them, actually, on the property, all over the place. Posted.

[Jess Hooker]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the apartment has little bags for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you take him out there? For two seconds. He pees, I take him back in, he poops in the house.

[Chick McGee]

He's a good boy.

[Tom Griswold]

A routine is very important. I'm sorry, we have to get back to sports. I don't know how he got off this. What else is happening?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we have a brouhaha. A problem with the US Open. Helena Ostapanco and Taylor Townsend, the American were Helena's from Latvia, by the way, for keeping score. They got into a heated on court exchange during the US Open second round meeting. The incident occurred when the pair met at the net to shake hands after Townsend clinched the victory. Seven, five, six, one. And I think. I think she did the classic. Here's the video, Tom, if you'd like to. And there, there. Start there. They start talking and then they go over to the chair umpire. Unsavory scenes, they're saying. And then they start pointing fingers and you know that girl thing of. Oh, oh, no, you didn't. Yeah, he did that a couple times.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they arguing about?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not sure I wore that last week.

[Chick McGee]

However, booze rang out around the court as the pair underwent a fierce exchange.

[Pat Godwin]

She is pointing her finger in her face. You don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Townsend looked at Ostapenko and said, you have no class and no education. Take the L and shut up.

[Jess Hooker]

I think you have that backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

Backwards.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Taylor Townsend told her to take the L. What? Yes, Take the loss and shut up. You have no education and no class. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God, the number of times I've said.

[Josh Arnold]

That to his friends.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

To us.

[Chick McGee]

To me just seconds ago.

[Tom Griswold]

But as I said the other day, like when that Russian guy started beating his racket. Tennis needs. They need a bad guy again back. Obviously you go back in the day, the great John McEnroe. It was fun watching him. He'd have these tantrums and it turns out he's this really interesting guy.

[Josh Arnold]

How often was he right in his tantrums? Oh, quite often, really. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, he was colorful and.

[Chick McGee]

He'S great on the commentary on. I like tv.

[Josh Arnold]

I do like him. But I just didn't know if he. What his track record was and being correct about the calls.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was fun to watch him. And I'm just. Maybe if there's a bad guy in tennis, it would be helpful. I think they could learn a little bit from wrestling. Right.

[Chick McGee]

America loves a good guy and a bad guy.

[Tom Griswold]

They really do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's. It's important.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a different. There's a whole decorum that goes along with tennis, isn't there, that you would think they're sort of above that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Isn't there an occasional bad guy in golf?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

So. But I'm just saying it's. Those are fairly new.

[Chick McGee]

And yesterday, I don't know if this happened yesterday, but this video came across my desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Desk. You got a desk?

[Chick McGee]

An umpire got hit by a pitch in the testicles three times during.3 times during a game.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the video and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we have the video and the audio. Here we are. There. There they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he bends over. Is this Little League?

[Chick McGee]

Yep, Little League. Here comes the same umpire.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he dies down again.

[Chick McGee]

Stay alive, buddy. Stay alive. And then here comes the final time. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a guy walking over to a system. Okay, Another pitch coming here.

[Chick McGee]

This is the one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's in the ground.

[Jess Hooker]

Somebody pull that catcher?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, no, it's the guy. The guy should be wearing some protection or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do they have a.

[Pat Godwin]

It's coming off the bat. It's. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're. They're foul balls.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

No pun intended.

[Chick McGee]

I should wear a copper or something.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought they wore a whole thing and there was a part that hung down still. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can still flap that out of the way. But why is there a full fledged umpire in that Little league game? Because 17 year old.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the parents would kill each other.

[Chick McGee]

There's quite the debate going online, if that's a real video, if it's not, if it's viral, if it's AI Times. Yeah, it is pretty great when he.

[Tom Griswold]

Gets hit the third time, when he goes down.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing like that. Nothing else.

[Tom Griswold]

Like if. I think it looks real.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

The kids are responding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And what do you do? Geez, I think you get up and go home.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were in the field in high school football, this happened. Someone did you didn't you all scream out rupture and laugh. You didn't scream out rupture.

[Chick McGee]

We never screamed out.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe that was just my. My friends.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, rupture. Your rupture memories aren't everyone's memories.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but they're most people's memories.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, not even most people of quality and style.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, like I say, the benefits.

[Chick McGee]

I got a helmet in the balls one time. The benefits of a classical education on a kickoff. Kid hit me in the ball. Oh, it was. I wanted to vomit. What I wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when we come back, do you have any more sporting news?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. We'll dig up something. We'll slap something together.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got something. I'd like to get to this stuff that does. Mr. Godwin takes spermidine.

[Pat Godwin]

Spermidine. I take spermidine as well.

[Tom Griswold]

You take spermidine?

[Pat Godwin]

Loads of it.

[Jess Hooker]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Loads of loads.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Christy, Christy, would you say that again, just one time real quick?

[Tom Griswold]

You take.

[Chick McGee]

How much do you take of spermidine?

[Pat Godwin]

Loads of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what's what spermidine is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Anally.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Vicksburg vapor rub. She just rubs it on her chest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Did you powder this morning? Tom, did you put powder on, on the boys this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Jock powder.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I, I had a kind of a rough night, so I was. It was a quick shower and out the door.

[Chick McGee]

A rough night. Will you please flesh that out when we come back?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be happy to. It was very boring.

[Chick McGee]

That's what we deal with.

[Tom Griswold]

Lots of trips to the can.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. Oh. Oh, you probably got a big drunk on you. You're hung over a little.

[Ace Cosby]

Stop the drink.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I was at a clinic all day getting infused with love.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we'll be still here at the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hope you're there. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

Equivalent to $15 per month required new.

[Jess Hooker]

Customer offer for first three months only.

[Tom Griswold]

Speed slow after 35 gigabytes of networks busy. Taxes and fees extra.

[Jess Hooker]

See mintmobile.com down.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Patrick Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen a man rip a deck of cards in half?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There's a trick to it.

[Josh Arnold]

There is.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Now the trick isn't Tom like to cut the cards a little bit somehow.

[Chick McGee]

Cuz I know there's a trick to tearing the phone book apart. You're supposed to bend it back so you can. Instead of just all at once you fan them so you're really only tearing. You start one and it gets real easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not real easy, but I think the trick is you got to be really strong.

[Josh Arnold]

You do have to be strong.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to be strong. Yeah. But of course these days it's not all brute strength.

[Tom Griswold]

These days finding the phone books can be a trick.

[Josh Arnold]

I swear I can do it. Ladies and gentlemen, we just don't have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they finally stop putting the yellow pages in the mailboxes every year? Is that finally.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't gotten one.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't gotten one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we still get one in my county. But it's not that. It's not this one. It's like this one because it used.

[Tom Griswold]

To be straight from the bag into the garbage can.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure I've gotten a phone book.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Past five years.

[Pat Godwin]

A business one I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be small in some states. Isn't it the law they have to, I don't know, kill 10,000 trees for that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

The Yellow Pages.

[Tom Griswold]

My grandma doesn't have a phone.

[Chick McGee]

Now which is it?

[Tom Griswold]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're want trees or you want trees? I want a landfill with diapers. And you don't care about litter. Have you ever flown around the country and seen all the Land. So you can't work both sides of the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I can.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I stand corrected.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't think being unreasonable and irrational isn't okay? What's wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Integrity is overrated.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course it is, actually, these days.

[Chick McGee]

Consistency, integrity, principles.

[Pat Godwin]

Who needs it?

[Tom Griswold]

Like I'm on the debate team. I'll take both sides. Which one do you want today?

[Chick McGee]

So no matter how I explain the situation, it's going to sound like what happened in the break room was my fault. And if it is, that's fine. I accept.

[Pat Godwin]

I walked in and bowed, found a Diet Pepsi can, aluminum can in the sink that looked like it either been ripped apart with someone's hand by the Hulk. Yeah. Or bitten into or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I threw it in the sink.

[Chick McGee]

So I am in the. You have to. The break room closet with all the snacks is right by the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm in the break room closet.

[Tom Griswold]

Hovering income, Standing there. I need to get in there.

[Chick McGee]

I'm putting a snack into a little cardboard bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And he's standing there like this, standing.

[Tom Griswold]

There in the closet. Instead of doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Getting out. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to get in there and get a box of Kleenex because what.

[Chick McGee]

He'S doing is way more important than.

[Ace Cosby]

What I was there.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

So you need to get out of the way.

[Ace Cosby]

So get out of there.

[Chick McGee]

I get in the refrigerator real quick and grab a Diet.

[Tom Griswold]

No. So instead of getting out of the way, he has to stop at the refrigerator.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to get out of the way. So I try to get out of the way. I drop the Diet Pepsi. It lands perfectly on the refrigerator in such a way where it explodes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And now both of them. Now there's Diet Pepsi squirting everywhere, and it's like a live grenade. I reach down and I heave it into the sink, spraying Alan, who's an innocent bystander with Diet Pepsi.

[Josh Arnold]

And Alan today is dressed in mostly white. He looks like he should be. A shudder.

[Chick McGee]

He was dressed in white.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, now it's a little brown tint to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, tint, brown tint.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

You hal. Buried it.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, chick, do you feel a little brown t. Do you feel like you would have dropped the Pepsi had you not been rushed by somebody?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not. And not only rush, but rush in a way that he. He. He knows exactly how to get to me and make. And he was just.

[Tom Griswold]

I needed cleanup.

[Chick McGee]

Hunched over like he's starting the hell.

[Ace Cosby]

Out of my way.

[Chick McGee]

The hundred yard dash, waiting to get where I Was standing. It was amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that sounds better than what I thought happened, which was that you just let a Pepsi explode and waited for somebody else to clean up.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was standing there and Alan started. He. Allen said, go on, get back in the studio. Studio. Because he knew what I'm doing. Alan has a job is very important.

[Tom Griswold]

But he knew the chick would never clean up after himself.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

He's one of the few people in this building that has integrity and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, kindness and yeah, he's very sweet.

[Chick McGee]

And I thanked him profusely.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom banged Alan's head on the.

[Chick McGee]

No. And then you hit Alan.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he. No, he stood up and hit his own head. Bob, Bob.

[Chick McGee]

You don't. But don't you see that none of this had happened. If you would have been like, just patient. Take a couple steps back while I was in the closet and waited and what's important.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I got my Kleenex to get what you need.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever heard the phrase slow is smooth and smooth is fast?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That can be applied here.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get it.

[Josh Arnold]

Had you just let them do what.

[Ace Cosby]

They needed, they would have.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have all day for him to. To just start chugging snacks and sampling them to decide which one he wants. And five minutes later, I'm still. I'm still dripping snot. Desperately in need of Kleenex.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the comedy. First off, Kleenex four feet from Tom's desk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't have to go into.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted my own box.

[Pat Godwin]

He wants his own. He doesn't like to share.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? We need to play that game. Revisit our new game from yesterday starring Josh Arnold. I don't know if I can come up with the prop. Proper introductory music, but you want a quick episode of.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, quick. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell us about this.

[Tom Griswold]

This. This is based on the fact that we have some world record about the biggest collection of dog items or something. And I mentioned that chick has all these trinkets and all this crap and all this over there, the action figures. I have nothing but important things over here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And so this led to a new show called Tell us about this this.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for Josh Arnold, where he goes over in Tom Griswold's area and picks an item and says random com.

[Tom Griswold]

Mostly papers. Nothing very interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Tell us about this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're going back there.

[Ace Cosby]

He's looking around.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, Josh, take your.

[Pat Godwin]

Yesterday it was needle nose pliers that we learned About.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Needle nose pliers. And I need them to.

[Chick McGee]

If you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have a Starbucks iced tea, which I used to drink and don't anymore.

[Ace Cosby]

That's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

You need. Need the needle nose pliers to get that top off.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

An assortment of tools.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has picked an item. Picked an item.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, Tom, tell us about this. This is a.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone put that there.

[Josh Arnold]

A box of skin feel everything elite condom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, those have been sitting there since the last time what's her name was here.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a 12 pack.

[Pat Godwin]

Sadie Allison.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadie Allison left those and someone stuck them over in my 20 corner.

[Josh Arnold]

Thinner and softer, they claim. Yeah, that goes on with that non latex condom. They're 12 non latex lubricated condoms. Do you have a latex allergy?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Because these are non latex.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never used.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you ever worn a condom?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, obviously not. He's got seven kids now.

[Josh Arnold]

It says, store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. He is doing that. And it also says for single use only. But I think they're better with partner.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea why this are sitting there.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, he. We win.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He cannot really tell us about this.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you try one on for us right now? Will you go into the bathroom and put one of these on for the.

[Ace Cosby]

Sake of the show? Come on. You've asked us to poop our pants.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty funny. Remember the morning you wanted to swear adult diapers all morning, you lunatic.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that the idea was everybody wears adult diapers and no one leaves the room.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because we had that news story about those guys that wanted to watch the NASCAR race.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they didn't want to have to get up to.

[Ace Cosby]

But you actually were trying to make us do that.

[Jess Hooker]

We bought all the stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it would be fun.

[Chick McGee]

I think we still have the diapers.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you do it?

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I think that it's got to be hard the first time you put on a condom. Oh, yeah, of course. But I think it has to be hard, doesn't it? I don't. A lot of men say it has to be difficult that first time when you're wearing an adult diaper to go, okay, say, I'm gonna let it rip right now.

[Chick McGee]

Some people say that's the mo. That's that learned behavior that you don't go in your pants is tough to overcome. Yeah, really tough to overcome.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, good news.

[Chick McGee]

That it is. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But if we were all Sitting here.

[Pat Godwin]

We'Re all not going to do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Know that scene in the right stuff where the guy, the guy goes in.

[Chick McGee]

The Scottish just put the condom on his hand. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't feel like is it lubricated inside side so lubricant.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see. Hold that thing up.

[Josh Arnold]

It just broke. It just broke. Now it's a bracelet. Oh, now it's a cool bracelet.

[Tom Griswold]

And now you're a dad.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hopefully his penis doesn't behave like his hand.

[Josh Arnold]

So these are not made for a hand.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So o go wash your hands.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Oh, look at the time. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in sports we have a world record record that you're saying is way too stupid but we're gonna do it anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've got a good one. I've got a really good world record.

[Chick McGee]

I, I say we do both. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not the people decide happy to do that. Plus we have speaking of space, we have a really cool story out of NASA involving the length of the male members of astronauts. Wow. Yeah. Really? And then we got a guy that's stops a robbery while wearing Batman pajamas.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is really exciting. I I Scientists make a compound with pain relieving properties of cannabis without the side effects. Wait a minute. Huh? One of the side effects getting high.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's the best part.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the problem with this news story. We'll get to that coming up from Killjoy Industries. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

She thrusted and parried and everything. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd love to fence. Have you ever fenced?

[Josh Arnold]

I've only fenced stolen goods.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

What about one smile or chuckle? What about the north?

[Josh Arnold]

I should have said nothing.

[Chick McGee]

North, 40. Fencing for cows or things or keep the cows in them.

[Tom Griswold]

I fenced golf. Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Phys Ed. One of the options was fencing.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubt.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a handbook? Pretentious guidelines? A, b, c, 1. You know, stuff you have to do.

[Tom Griswold]

One doesn't need a handbook. One just knows fencing is much harder than it looks. And of course, the first day, you think it's. Think it's, you know, these huge swings of the sword. Not at all.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have to buy all the equipment or did they rent the same thing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, they. They supplied the equipment.

[Chick McGee]

Can you draw blood?

[Tom Griswold]

You got to be careful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They. You have the masks and the proper.

[Josh Arnold]

So you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Every once in a while. Every once in a while, something will go wrong and someone will get.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kebab.

[Jess Hooker]

What did you take for your phys Ed credit in college?

[Josh Arnold]

Our. Oh, no, we didn't have a phys ed credit in college.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we did. We. I did swim.

[Chick McGee]

Naturally swim. Nasty. I can. I can do a front flip and a backflip in the pool? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really? Underwater?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, underwater.

[Tom Griswold]

But I assume. I assume the cannonball is where you really.

[Chick McGee]

That's where I made my bone. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was never able to do the jackknife.

[Chick McGee]

You promised me.

[Tom Griswold]

There was always the one kid that could go off the board.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Grab one knee and somehow make the splash go 70ft.

[Chick McGee]

You told me you were going to have me over to your home and teach me how to dive.

[Tom Griswold]

I can.

[Chick McGee]

Well, talk's cheap, mister.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you over. It's really simple. What you do is you crouch at the edge of the pool.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see a pool. I don't see.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you have a staff pool party?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Before the summer's over.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer's almost over.

[Tom Griswold]

Summer's almost gone.

[Ace Cosby]

You have a heated pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You invite me to your pool.

[Ace Cosby]

A cabana.

[Josh Arnold]

I am pooping in it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why we're not having a pool party.

[Josh Arnold]

Just. Hey, look, I just. I. I felt like fair warning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Love to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the jackknife the same as the can opener?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't be sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

The jackknife is where you dive. You touch your toes and then.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. You're right. Chris. You know the can opener. No, she's right.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's a stripper wanting a big tip. You bend over, touch the toe.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right, Christy. I stand corrected. But it's. It was the thing where you jump off the high board and you grab your one knee and lean back.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a can open.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were able to somehow, not only could they get a giant splash, they could steer. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

So, you know, Mr. Will would be sitting there in his lifeguard chair. Go watch this.

[Josh Arnold]

George Will.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was one. He was on the faculty. George Will, great.

[Tom Griswold]

The great phys Ed teacher. Nice man. How many? Can you name all your teachers from first grade on?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

God, no.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Mrs. Patterson, my kindergarten teacher.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too. Ms. Patterson.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. Miller was my first grade teacher. Mrs. Craig Creith was my second grade teacher.

[Tom Griswold]

Crete Creith.

[Chick McGee]

T H, C R E A T H. I got nothing for third grade.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Mrs. Irwin, third grade. I do remember her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you like my fourth grade teacher, Mrs. Shetter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Cheddar. Oh, boy. Wow. Mrs. Lanning, I understand that she liked the cannabis. And they finally made. They said shutter. Get off the pot.

[Pat Godwin]

I had Sister Rosaire three years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

See what I did there was very good segue right into Christie's News. Wait a minute. You got a world record. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I had Mrs. Lipschitz. I had Mrs. Kumquat Flapchew.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was your hottest teacher?

[Josh Arnold]

Mrs. Bastian, who we occasionally called Mrs. Breastjan behind her back. She taught pre algebra in junior high.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoo.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Vicario, my Latin teacher. And evidently she had parties at her house for all the kids. And I was. Was never invited.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all my math teachers were hot and I hated math.

[Chick McGee]

I bet she's dead now, though, so there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're all Mr. Wilberry. Wasn't that hot.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to one up your chick, but we had a teacher at school that was submitting pictures to Playboy from some of the students.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that he took.

[Al Jackson]

Wait a second.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

And I know he never asked me.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Oh, boy. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't involve you in his porn?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not clear on this. This. This was a male teacher taking photographs of female high school students.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they were 18 because they got. They ended up in the magazine. One of them was Playboy Playmate of the Month. That's brutal. That's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, but he was a teacher at the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Not very long after.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding. And they did.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't ask you to be a part of.

[Pat Godwin]

They never asked to take pictures?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they didn't. Do the women. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

The women of the big ten?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Didn't Playboy do the women of Radio?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I didn't make that either.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you try out?

[Ace Cosby]

They were finding out a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Would you have been okay with that, being in Playboy?

[Pat Godwin]

No, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Did you try out for that?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I was kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because somebody here did. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

But still, you'd like to, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say her name.

[Pat Godwin]

I know her name. She was in the other magazine. It wasn't Beaver Hunt. No, it was we or some.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it.

[Pat Godwin]

Was there another.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Tina Clamshell. She was in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I know who you're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

She was in Chasm.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a gal that worked here that was in Chasm.

[Chick McGee]

Wide open spaces.

[Tom Griswold]

We get. Is it time for our world record?

[Chick McGee]

We're having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, you're not. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. Stupid world. Okay, everybody pay attention because I don't know what the hell's going on here. The world's tallest bridge recently completed heavy load tests.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't walk across it, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I never.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not made a comment about. Because you're so slender now. I have not made any comments.

[Josh Arnold]

Worse than any joke you can say.

[Tom Griswold]

I have made no comments about your. About. About your s. At all. The Godwin made a joke about you eating this morning.

[Ace Cosby]

We're buddies. We know that's a stick.

[Chick McGee]

Who? Who? Yang. Okay, you try to say it. H, U, A. Yeah. J, I, A, N, G. I believe that's vagina. It's designed to carry vehicles over 2,000ft above a canyon in China's southwestern province. Has been completing safety and structural testing before it opens to the public. Newsweek reports engineers conducted a dynamic load test using a convoy. Mercy sakes alive. We gotta have a convoy. Sixteen trucks, each weighing 30 tons. And what do you get? Was conducted to verify the bridge's performance under heavy vehicle loads. According to South China Morning Morning Post, the bridge is set to open in September.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. There's a photograph of this thing. It's a gigantic suspension bridge. There you go. Look at that thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God. There's no way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's not.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. They've got. All those giant heavy trucks are parked on the bridge.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you drive across that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would, but, I mean, the testing had to be a Little bit scary.

[Pat Godwin]

No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

So the products in China say made in China like they do here.

[Josh Arnold]

It says made in here.

[Chick McGee]

Made in here.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But in English. In English. This is kind of cool. I mean, it's a beautiful bridge and it is gorgeous. But it always reminds me it looks kind of like some of the famous bridges in the United States. Like the. In San Francisco, of course, the Golden Gate.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, the Mackinaw Bridge. I'll talk to you, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She doesn't want to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you're. Because you're a attentive. This will be done in question form on September 22, 1989, on the Mackinaw Bridge.

[Chick McGee]

What did Tom have for lunch?

[Tom Griswold]

It was kind of windy.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know the end.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what type of vehicle plunged over the 36 inch high railing of the Mackinaw Bridge into the Straits of Mackinac.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think this was verified. I thought this was like a rumor.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it had.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't plunged into the mag.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of. What kind of vehicle was it?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I'm gonna guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Volkswagen Beetle.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good guess.

[Tom Griswold]

That is good. That's a.

[Pat Godwin]

But it was not that size.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a Hugo. An investigation determined the driver had lost control due to excessive speed. The car jumped the guardrail and fell to the. Fell off.

[Josh Arnold]

That has nothing to do with the wind.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't have anything to do with wind at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, with that in the comment, it says high winds were thought to be the culprit. However, it's been widely debauched. Punked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I tried to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Reckless, lying to us for years.

[Jess Hooker]

Did the lady in the car die?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadly.

[Pat Godwin]

Sadly.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we don't know. She could have been a.

[Ace Cosby]

Did it on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a school. Her name was.

[Chick McGee]

How much better is the world without her in it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez. 100.

[Josh Arnold]

She could have given birth to the Antichrist.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That could be Madeline Hitler. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So she. And it took a while before they found the car. Yeah, it's. It's awful.

[Chick McGee]

Only he would write. Read that story and write. Well, high winds caused it. That was crashing into the side of the bridge is.

[Tom Griswold]

Once the vehicle went over the edge, efforts for the search were delayed by persisting high winds and choppy water waves up to nine feet.

[Josh Arnold]

And the. The fact that she was a. And nobody cared.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Ultimately, if she was driving a Yugo. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. The vehicle was found 150ft underwater.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you crappy car.

[Chick McGee]

Think about buying a U?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you guys had a Yugoslavia.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, we had one growing up and my parents, I mean it was rough because it was tiny and there were four boys in the back. But they loved how reliable it was. Man, they loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it the most inexpensive legal car in the us had to have been.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll have to look it up.

[Josh Arnold]

If we went up a hill, it was it. We. It was rough.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

We found. Felt it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're bringing it back.

[Chick McGee]

No, the Hugo.

[Pat Godwin]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

We had the story from the same manufacturers.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. The eastern European cold war era bargain cars trying to make a comeback according to the auto peon story.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Zasta. Oh boy. Zastava Yugo.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The angular subcompact vehicle based on Fiat technology was launched in 1980 and garnered cult like status in the U.S. u.S. Fiat.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know what that stands for.

[Tom Griswold]

Fix it again, Tony.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved my Fiat. I had a guy, had a great Fiat.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a Fiat fetish, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He was the first one to have the first Fiat fetish.

[Josh Arnold]

Send Fiat pics.

[Tom Griswold]

Italian cars are so beautiful. Alpha Romeo. You ever driven an Alpha Romeo?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No, I wouldn't touch one of those. Oh, they're fantastic Italian cars.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're great. They all smell like they make one you'd fit in.

[Josh Arnold]

They run on What?

[Tom Griswold]

See what I did? See what I did there was. He was being a dick. So I just. I pulled out the knives.

[Josh Arnold]

Now was I actually being a dick or just being.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you just being. You were being hostile.

[Ace Cosby]

Make one you fit in.

[Josh Arnold]

I. What would the. What would the name called?

[Pat Godwin]

Passive aggressive.

[Josh Arnold]

What would the name of an Italian car for fatties be called?

[Tom Griswold]

El Gordo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good. Big Maserati 2026 Gordo.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that Spanish is at also Italian.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's the same thing. Is it?

[Chick McGee]

I bet you. I bet you fat and Italian and Spanish real close. Hang on.

[Tom Griswold]

The men in both cultures wear a lot of hair tonic. We know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Grande F is pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice. Fat in Italian is grassa grass.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event. Yeah. This poor lady died going over the Mackinaw bridge. Last thing she said. No, the last thing she said.

[Pat Godwin]

What? Fudge.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so regional and inside.

[Chick McGee]

They call.

[Tom Griswold]

The people of Mackinaw.

[Chick McGee]

They call them fudgies.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say hello to the 10 people who enjoyed that joke. See, Fudges. Mackinac island is famous.

[Pat Godwin]

Just said that.

[Chick McGee]

We have got to start making a point of saying hello to other states in the United States other than Michigan. We have to do something.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why people in Idaho write us all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Idaho.

[Chick McGee]

We should have a contest.

[Tom Griswold]

We're doing our state. We are going to do our show live from another state.

[Chick McGee]

You can't mention.

[Jess Hooker]

We are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we're doing a show live from.

[Pat Godwin]

We are.

[Jess Hooker]

We are.

[Tom Griswold]

We're doing one from, you know, the other place. We can't mention that.

[Jess Hooker]

No, not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we say.

[Chick McGee]

Can we.

[Jess Hooker]

You're getting real close.

[Chick McGee]

We can't talk to Kentucky, right? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Anchorage, Alaska.

[Ace Cosby]

I can barely say Kentucky.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you all shut up?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Kentucky. We have a lot to get to here.

[Chick McGee]

Boise.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, am I correct? We're going to do the Spermidine story.

[Pat Godwin]

Spermidine. We have three spermidine stories.

[Tom Griswold]

And Spermidine is a supplement.

[Ace Cosby]

I have a song about vaginal strengthening older women.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I like that instructional song.

[Chick McGee]

I can't hear that enough.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, women need to strengthen their old vaginas.

[Josh Arnold]

You need those.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna give you an old V.

[Chick McGee]

Is there anything be an old vagina?

[Ace Cosby]

I can't wait.

[Chick McGee]

Weaker than an old vagina. Is this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this. Does this involve the band? The knack?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Hey, did Dougie figure just die? Did that happen?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's pay some bills.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. You know, his brother is a lawyer in Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that Mark right now?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to talk to you about your head. I want to talk to you about. About Better Help. The Baba Tom show. Sponsored by Better BetterHelp. These days, you turn to a lot of places for advice. I don't recommend just randomly googling stuff and finding out what the. What's going on. How about dealing with professionals? That's where Better Help comes in. Because it's a way to access professional therapists live to help you with whatever you might be going through. It could be a major trauma. It could be just working on some coping skills. And BetterHelp has some 30,000 therapists. And it's important to note that they have a variety of areas of expertise. They'll try to link you up with a therapist that can help you in that particular sphere you're interested in. If that one doesn't work out, you can switch therapists. No additional fees are involved. This is a good number here. 4.9 out of 5. That's the rating for live sessions at BetterHelp, and that's based on nearly 2 million client reviews. Get all the details, visit betterhelp.com and I would go to betterhelp.com and do the BTShow for some substantial savings on that first month, a full 10%. Once again, it's betterhelp.com BTShow Talk it out with a professional therapist. And it's done online, of course, so you don't have to drive across town. As I've said before, you can just do it wherever you want to be at your convenience. You can do it with your smartphone, with your laptop, et cetera, et cetera. Better help. H e l p betterhelp.com BTShow Coming up, we're gonna find out about a supplement called Spermidine. And we have a number of stories that have incorporated Spermidine today. We'll find out what I'm talking about in a minute. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the the ups, all the downs. He's the spitfire of sports.

[Announcer]

Smack.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[Announcer]

The Jim Rome show podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Chop Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Where news comes first. Well, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello there. Original. It used to be where men, where men come first and then go to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold and Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick and good morning, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. We were discussing this new bridge in China that's the world's largest bridge that.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re conducting load test tests on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's cool. It's going to open up. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Go visit.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you go check that out. You guys don't appreciate great engineering. No, the engineers rule the world.

[Pat Godwin]

I love engineers, but I mean, trying to China.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I am kind of a bridge dork. I like if, if somebody had a coffee table and I'm sure it's out there. The, the Coolest bridges. I would thumb through it.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you. I think it's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom shop show. Oh, sorry. We were talking about the Mackinac Bridge and the fact that this Yugo famously blew off the bridge.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. It raced off. She was speeding and jumped.

[Chick McGee]

A woman crashed a car on the bridge.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to do with wind. Well, the only wind is coming from you.

[Tom Griswold]

The larger point is.

[Chick McGee]

Good afternoon and another episode of A Day with a Boar. Here's Tom. What's today's topic?

[Tom Griswold]

Very exciting news story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming back. I was coming back from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They'd closed the Mackinaw Bridge because of wind.

[Chick McGee]

You don't say.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to wait outside till the weather subsided. I was at a restaurant tavern waiting with a bunch of folks. I was the only one that didn't have a deer strapped to my car. Oh, it's the hunting season, you see.

[Josh Arnold]

I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Got that deer strapped to the ground. That's exciting. And they're bringing back the Yugo, by the way. I got a little more information about that, Christy, in case you'd like to buy one.

[Pat Godwin]

Not buying one.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What was the deer story? Out of nowhere, the letter from the.

[Tom Griswold]

Hunters were all they. What?

[Chick McGee]

What does that have to do with the lady?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. You're not listening. I'm not going to bother trying to inform you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about the Mackinac Bridge being closed because it was too windy.

[Chick McGee]

You see, when.

[Tom Griswold]

When.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, don't follow up on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Right after the lady shouted out, fudge.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think she had her foot on the brake the whole way down?

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if you instinctually do that, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, you would. I bet you would.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you would.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a lot of time.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta be a bad feeling.

[Josh Arnold]

I would try something.

[Chick McGee]

Or would it seem like it?

[Pat Godwin]

You would try something. What would you try?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a millisecond.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you. That lady was falling for, what, at least six seconds. You think?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she.

[Jess Hooker]

She opened my window.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any physics majors?

[Josh Arnold]

I would try to open my window 32ft again.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's a Yugo. I'm not sure. I assume it's a hand crank.

[Josh Arnold]

This is even better, though, because it's a smaller car, so I would try to climb out the window, stand on the back windshield. James, as the car is starting to hit the water, jump as high as I can and see if that. It all saves my life.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You drown and you'd be dead.

[Pat Godwin]

You would not have time to do all that.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you worry about any of this.

[Chick McGee]

You let him talk.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying I would attempt it.

[Jess Hooker]

I would try to.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, man dies with arm out windows.

[Chick McGee]

That's as far man dies. Still strapped.

[Pat Godwin]

First you got to deal with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have promised to get to the spermidine.

[Pat Godwin]

Spermidine.

[Tom Griswold]

Say it right. Sorry. Spermidine.

[Pat Godwin]

Leslie Kenney, founder of Oxford Health Span, told the New York Post, Spermidine is the Swiss army knife of longevity.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Spermidine has shown promise in improving brain health. Which we'll get to in a minute. Immunity, cardiovascular resilience and overall appearance. Researchers say spermidine activates a process that recycles damaged. Damaged cell parts.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't spermidine sounds like some kind of Tennessee Williams. Spermidine. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Spermidine's out on the porch. She's got the vapors.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm waiting for my gentleman caller.

[Pat Godwin]

Another study suggests you're hotter than a.

[Chick McGee]

Cat on a tea in roof.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, why is it not pronounced spermidine? Because it's iodine.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know, Tom. It's not. I. I didn't name it Spermidine.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Are you sure it's spermidine? Yes, sure. Do you ever had iodine. Iodine on that chest, honey?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

I dine on that chest.

[Josh Arnold]

I dine on that panty muffin.

[Pat Godwin]

We should put iodine and baby oil to get.

[Ace Cosby]

My sister doing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You d on your sister's beaver.

[Ace Cosby]

She has no nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I'm a modern man.

[Tom Griswold]

I dine on that ass right now. Pat, do you have a song based on the great Chuck Berry song Maybelline? Oh, spermadine.

[Chick McGee]

Here it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, can't you.

[Pat Godwin]

Naturally occurring compound plays a key role in maintaining cellular health. And it can be found in sperm as well as breast milk. Certain foods like wheat germ, soy products, aged cheeses, mushrooms, peas and greens.

[Chick McGee]

Have you done any songs today?

[Pat Godwin]

Today, Pat, he's going to do one right now because I got to do.

[Ace Cosby]

This story catalog of stuff I have not done.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you take spermidine in what form? Capsule.

[Pat Godwin]

So do I.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Does it say on the box spermidine?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

It's not a box.

[Chick McGee]

No, it says Pepto Bismol.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it like. Is it a gel cap?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Mine is not.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

What does it taste like? It's.

[Chick McGee]

It tastes like a pill, lunatic.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you want us to say.

[Josh Arnold]

If Pat eats pineapple the day before. It tastes like banana. Do.

[Chick McGee]

It's supposed to. That's supposed to happen, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Is there actual sperm in it?

[Pat Godwin]

It's bas. What did I just say?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Ace Cosby]

It's plant.

[Pat Godwin]

It can be found. It's plant. It's a cellular thing found in sperm.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

So I'm asking, is there actual sperm in it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's just. What's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's. It's a.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a cellular basis.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just called spermidine. Okay. And who told you to take this, Pat?

[Ace Cosby]

Dr. Davidson.

[Tom Griswold]

Cl. I see.

[Chick McGee]

Did you talk to him or read a book?

[Tom Griswold]

I read a book. He was in the Fugitive, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's the guy with a dinosaur over his office.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Some women's health advocates. I got.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a nice joke. It's a gasoline joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Some women's health advocates. I'll talk to Jess because she'll the only one that'll understand this because we're women. They are suggesting that women take spermidine because not only does it have help with brain function, it can also strengthen your mommy parts. Ms. Leslie Kenney, founder of Oxford Health Span, told the New York Post, there are some habits that can help improve your vaginal muscle tone.

[Josh Arnold]

Them sugar walls.

[Chick McGee]

They tried. Women try to take spermidine, but they keep turning their head and it lands on their cheek.

[Pat Godwin]

This is why I didn't want to do this story, because that's why you.

[Josh Arnold]

Got to grab her by the hair.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew these juveniles. Miles would act this way. One effective and free method to strengthen the vaginal muscle is to have sex.

[Chick McGee]

You got it. My hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes a good gel.

[Pat Godwin]

Strengthen pelvic floor muscles through rhythmic contractions.

[Josh Arnold]

So, Kegeling.

[Jess Hooker]

So if you get it.

[Pat Godwin]

Sex. Spermidine supplements. Does actual sperm have the integrity of the vaginal lining?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It says here spermidine is found in wheat germs, soy products, mushrooms and Geigoo doesn't say that. Pat, you have a tribute to ladies and.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'm gonna go real bad about.

[Tom Griswold]

This story because it's kind of saying, hey, ladies, you know, here's another thing to be insecure about. Your. Your. What is it? Your vaginal. What is it? Vaginal floor. What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Vaginal wall.

[Josh Arnold]

But this is for themselves.

[Pat Godwin]

Pelvic floor muscle, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't pelvic floor. I always think of those flooring commercials. Hi, how's your pelvic floor? Please. We have linoleum.

[Ace Cosby]

I am going to go slow because this is a tricky song. Word wise. And I've made a few mistakes this week.

[Jess Hooker]

As long as Kentucky's not in it, we're okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Bear with this attribute to spermidine.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom, this is a song about strengthening an old vagina.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that the guitar you meant to bring in today? Is that the right guitar? Yes. Okay, start now.

[Ace Cosby]

I will start when I want. Dead air, dead air, dead air, dead air. You need to strengthen your old vagina. Menopausal issues, desert like conditions, condition.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Ace Cosby]

Labia gets looser, flapping in the breeze. Pubic mound down around your knees Like a country road. It has to be maintained. Do some Kegels get a shave? Wet vagina, Come on. Health and mama, yeah. Make that country road a garden grove. As us men age, we get bigger, way more fertile. Libido gets much stronger. Our sack titans, we get erections quicker. Lasts for hours I know it isn't fair we're like big oak trees Be on a country road Like a big dump truck dropping heavy load, heavy load Tighten that vagina we're all behind you Take me down your country road.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

Applause, applause, applause.

[Chick McGee]

Let me hear it, let me, let me hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't forget the spermidine. Now, why does your. Why does your doctor want you taking spermidine?

[Ace Cosby]

Because it's a great supplement, like she said, for your brain health, clarity, Cell health.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a moisturizer too, right?

[Pat Godwin]

It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they did say good for your skin, didn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

It says overall appearance.

[Ace Cosby]

You just like the name of the darn.

[Pat Godwin]

He just likes to stay sperm.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been. Jazz hands, Spider.

[Pat Godwin]

Jazz hands.

[Tom Griswold]

I said jazz hands. Sperm, Right? Yeah. Okay. Spermidine. Got it.

[Pat Godwin]

Ask your doctor about it.

[Ace Cosby]

His doctor told him all supplements suck.

[Tom Griswold]

He said there. He said, what a fine physician.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

He said. He said, they're all made in China and God knows what's in them. You know what they're doing, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

Because the pharmaceutical companies pay him, not the supplement people.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's. Oh, hello, conspiracy. Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Okay, right now it's time to check in with Chick McGee. He's right over there.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Simply safe. Thank you very much. Chick Magee. When we come back, we're going to do history. We're going to do a little history lesson for you. It'll be very exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, we have a lot of other exciting things coming up on the news. Hope we have time to squeeze them in. We'll talk with comedian Al Jack Jackson. We have these really cool robot rabbits. Yeah, Josh, you're gonna like this. You know what these robot rabbits are doing?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They're helping out with the giant snake problem in Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cool. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hey, Chick. Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm just reading about this spermidine stuff. It's interesting. This is like those commercials where they say it makes you smarter.

[Pat Godwin]

It helps with your cognitive skills.

[Tom Griswold]

And spermidine is a. What do you call it?

[Pat Godwin]

A supplement. You take two caplets every night or capsules.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you swallow a lot of spermidine, it makes you smarter.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably explains what that Anderson Cooper guy's so smart.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom warned you.

[Chick McGee]

The Bob and Tom show is experiencing technical difficulties. We'll be right back. Rarely have I seen this from Jimmy Gilmore.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Shocked As. As shocked as he was.

[Jess Hooker]

Spermidine. Sounds like a product that you did a commercial for on one of our old albums.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it sounds fake. Sounds like what sperm take when they have a headache. Yeah, two sperm are talking. I'll tell you, my head's killing me. Really? You need spermidine?

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank God it's not your tail.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, time now to check in. Check in with the big screen. We go to my right. Your left. There we go. It says it's Mr. Jeff Osu with a special segment. Jeffrey, what's going on?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the only thing special about it is I moved it to Thursday. Josh is off tomorrow, and I didn't want him to miss out on this gold.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was in a silly mood. I'm warning you. These are pretty silly. Today I'm coming to you from the failed to mention news desk. I'm Jeff Oskay. We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you guys the news that we failed to mention.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Jeff Oskay with fail to mention news.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a new dating show for virgins on Hulu called Are you my first.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention the old dating site. Plenty of fish have launched a new dating site site for only versions virgins called Plenty of fumbling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of awkward moments.

[Jeff Oskay]

And not to be outdone, Tinder also is jumping on the bandwagon. They're launching a new site for virgins called really, really Tender.

[Josh Arnold]

Tender.

[Jeff Oskay]

A drunk woman was arrested after TP in her neighbor's car, all while wearing.

[Josh Arnold]

A hot dog costume.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, you failed to mention the woman has been sentenced to two weeks on the hot dog roller at the local skating rink.

[Tom Griswold]

Very silly.

[Jeff Oskay]

We learned about the danger triangle, which extends from the corners of your mouth to the bridge of your nose. Yeah, well, you failed to mention when I was a boy, danger triangle is what my mother called girls. Nether regions. Stay away from the danger triangle. Back in the early 1800s, we learned ketchup was once used as medicine to treat many common illnesses. What you failed to mention. Yep, that's what Heinz numbers 1 through 56 were used for. Heinz 42 cures hemorrhoids. Heinz 17 cured the mumps. And Heinz 56 cured erectile dysfunction. Not everyone knows that.

[Josh Arnold]

A Smokey the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Bear statue was stolen in Pennsylvania. What you failed to mention, Woodsy the Owl is wanted for questioning. Apparently, while Smokey is against Forest fires. He's a huge polluter. Just throws his trash everywhere. Oh, did you see this?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Now the question is, did you see it?

[Jeff Oskay]

The teleprompters run a little slower than.

[Chick McGee]

Can you see it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think a squirrel is getting his own baseball card.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What? You failed to mention. I took a look at the squirrel stats on the back of the baseball card. Apparently the squirrel has a 3 4, 3 ENA. That's earned nut average. And he's batting a thousand at getting cars to swerve to avoid him on the roadway.

[Josh Arnold]

Thousand.

[Tom Griswold]

He's still alive.

[Chick McGee]

Not average.

[Tom Griswold]

Earn.

[Jeff Oskay]

Not average. That's right. Anderson Cooper knows a lot about that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he does.

[Jeff Oskay]

There is a national cottage cheese shortage.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. That's why I switched to eating bungalow cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Cottage cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

A different type of abode.

[Chick McGee]

These two sound like a singing group. Did you hear that? Yeah, that was beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

One, two, three.

[Jeff Oskay]

And finally, like a Chilean minor seeing light at the end of the talk. Scientists are saying that eating meat can help prevent some forms of cancer.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

You failed to mention. Scientists are also saying that beating your meat can help prevent blue balls. I'm Jeff Oskay and this has been the news that we failed to mention. Failed to mention scientists.

[Tom Griswold]

You say scientists?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, scientists.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, he mentioned the cottage ch. Cheese thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you all for introducing me to good culture. Cottage.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say it out loud. That's the one that keeps selling out.

[Josh Arnold]

I am a huge fan of good culture.

[Jess Hooker]

It is good. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But be quiet.

[Jess Hooker]

They have it at places.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I found it just fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's readily available.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

You want me to order you some?

[Josh Arnold]

It really is delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

It is time now to do a little bit of history for you. We like to educate on this program.

[Chick McGee]

Time now to do a little bit of history for you. We like to educate on this program. There's Tom with a little bit of history for you because we like to educate you here on this program.

[Josh Arnold]

You sound a little like Tom blowchound.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. 1884. The first known photograph of a tornado was taken. 1884. Yeah. By a guy who was identified as F.N. thompson. Oh, that's. I'll tell you what, that. That tornado was pretty effing strong. He positioned himself near a tree trailer park in order to make sure he.

[Pat Godwin]

Got a good shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Crystal.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all right. I'm proud of my trailer trash heritage.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have like a basement you could go to and somewhere on the grounds?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we had a clubhouse.

[Chick McGee]

Clubhouse.

[Pat Godwin]

A Very nice clubhouse. Yeah. With a laundry mat in there. There was a laundry.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So when the. When the siren would go off, you'd all go to the clubhouse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's so much. It's much more convenient to have a laundromat at the clubhouse instead of in your home.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we had a stacked washer and dryer. Oh, don't we add our own tree.

[Ace Cosby]

Forts or stuff like that?

[Pat Godwin]

Tree forts?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, tree forts.

[Tom Griswold]

No, clubhouse.

[Ace Cosby]

Tree forts.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a clubhouse, like, that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a club.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a clubhouse with a pool.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1965, the famous Bob Dylan booing event.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you pulled on an electric guitar, that's boring and overrated. And he couldn't figure out why the crowd was shouting out Bruce because Springsteen hadn't come out yet. 1973. This is a good one. Marvin Gaye's album, let's Get It On.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

It's released.

[Josh Arnold]

It was weird that he dedicated it to his father, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Well, it was originally titled let's Get It In. The guys at the record. The guys at the record company said, marvin, come on. We know a little bit of sexual healing. Do they say that everyone that bought the first Velvet Underground album started a band? And they say everyone that bought the Marvin Gaye album, let's Get it on, started a family. Oh, very, very sexual. Yeah. As Tim Wilson used to say, that Marvin Gaye's only got to do a protest song that was also a panty drop. He had a couple of classics. What's going on? The Ramones played their first show at CBGB's in 74 on the state. So every song sound exactly the same.

[Josh Arnold]

That was an important show. There were so many people there that were inspired. It really. It's true. I'm telling you, it's true.

[Tom Griswold]

96. Prince Charles and Princess Diana divorced. It was pretty easy for him. He didn't have to, you know, create a whole new religion and make divorce legal and everything, because his great, great, great, great grandfather had already covered that for him. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He didn't. Well, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know who this is? Christy Lee, Born on this date in 1917. Jack Kirby.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he invent the Kirby vacuum?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A comic book, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Fantastic Four. X Men. Hulk.

[Pat Godwin]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? You'll know this one. Luis Guzman, born in 56.

[Chick McGee]

You'd know him if you saw him. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific actor. Yeah, he is Boogie Nights cool actor.

[Chick McGee]

He's on Wednesday on Netflix. He plays Gomez.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yeah. I Know who you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Very fine actor, Daniel Stern from Home Alone and from Breaking Away. And away narrator for the wonder years.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1958. Happy birthday. Scott Hamilton, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

The skater.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the musical. Hamilton, of course, is about Scott Hamilton. Oh, I want to be in the ice when it happens. It's all these guys prancing.

[Ace Cosby]

I like when you dance.

[Jess Hooker]

I like. That's my favorite part.

[Chick McGee]

I like the way you threw that in there.

[Josh Arnold]

See the bald guy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

1961. Jennifer Cooley Coolidge.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we love her.

[Tom Griswold]

Does. She was the MILF. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Stifler's mom.

[Tom Griswold]

61 an America American pie. Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She's in Clueless.

[Tom Griswold]

She's really out there. She's in a bunch of commercials.

[Pat Godwin]

Not Clueless.

[Ace Cosby]

That's the White Lotus.

[Tom Griswold]

Legally Blonde.

[Pat Godwin]

Legally Blonde. Thank you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Black, born in this date in 1969.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Jack Black.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. And this is a controversial guy right now. Army Hammer.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, Very controversial.

[Tom Griswold]

What did he do?

[Josh Arnold]

He eats people in some sexting. He said, I want to be accountable and stuff like that. And people went, hey, what the hell's going on here?

[Ace Cosby]

He had a bit of a meltdown.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know this says his great grandfather was Armand Hammer, who actually bought stock in Arm and Hammer so people would stop asking him about it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that true?

[Pat Godwin]

He's from the family.

[Chick McGee]

That's from his family.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I mean, Arm and Hammer Baking.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's apparently the guy bought the stock after the stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Armie Hammer actually has something to do with Armand Hammer?

[Pat Godwin]

I believe so, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought that was a myth.

[Josh Arnold]

I never even.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what. Story time.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I'd always heard. Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. This says that was a refrigerator staple.

[Josh Arnold]

When I was growing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Never quite understood, but I know it was meant to. I know, like a deodorizer, but yeah. Did it. Is it effective?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You don't do that every month.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Do I change out the Arm and Hammer baking soda in my refrigerator?

[Tom Griswold]

If there's a special refrigerator, you buy a box, you. Every month there's. And you. You put a Sharpie and you write on it the day you put it right.

[Chick McGee]

Every month. You take your baking soda, you write.

[Tom Griswold]

The date on it. Well, I mean, I guess you probably couldn't cram it in for all the pizza boxes there. It is. Ridiculous. Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I never have leftover pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I withdraw that joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Got me bullying myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Al Jackson, comedian We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. What now? What now? I believe we're gonna go to the satellite where we will find Al Jackson. Oh, it's cowboy. It's cowboy Al.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jackson joining us from the Rocky Mountain State. Colorado.

[Chick McGee]

Colorado.

[Tom Griswold]

And Al, you've got a black shirt, a black cowboy hat. This is, you're, you're the bad guy.

[Al Jackson]

I'm entering a new face in my life, Tom. I'm in, like, I, honestly, for. As much as you don't think where you live matters. I've been in Colorado since 2017. Famously, my mom's husband, Montez, shout out, S.C. charleston's finest gave me this hat. I was like, oh, I'm not gonna wear that. But that's. Thank you. I wear this. I was telling Jason, I wear this joint every day. I love it. It's comfortable and it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a vibe. So I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm digging my heels in. I feels like you're on the fence.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's nice. It's a good look for you, Al. Al Jackson is a stand up comedian and television host and Al likes to help me get a little bit hipper. I know you're saying, how's that possible? We discuss language on the program.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, now you can be hip like Al and wear a cowboy hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna probably get one.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'm happy to have cowboy ha had here in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Jess Hooker]

I brought, I brought mine from home. I bought it. I have never put it on. I don't, I haven't worn it. I know. I just, I can't, I can't commit to the look. Yeah, it is nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Does look nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I think you might dig it. If you put it on anything you put on for the first time, you're gonna be like, I don't think so.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Al Jackson]

And then like, just for like an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker is going to remove her headphones and put on the cowboy hat. Can she pull it off? How will it look?

[Al Jackson]

I'm already digging that hat there.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, huh? See.

[Pat Godwin]

The brim needs to be. Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you could do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's good. A little too flat. There you go.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I would sit it up on her head more.

[Chick McGee]

Don't.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, sit it up on your head so it shows up some of your hair. Let it come out the front.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Take your shirt off.

[Tom Griswold]

Top off.

[Pat Godwin]

God, that kind of day around here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See, Al, I have been informed by my dermatologist that I have to wear a hat that covers my ear. Ears because I've got sun. Sun issues. And I. I can't get in the sun because of my sensitive skin and sensitive soul. So I think it may and Chick got me kind of this floppy fishing hat, which is okay, but I think a cowboy hat is the way to go.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Chick's got it on.

[Ace Cosby]

That is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you look like. You look like the guy leaning away from Lee Harvey Oswald. Right as. Right as.

[Ace Cosby]

Right as he's captured that shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Right as Jack Ruby's unloading the lead into Lee Osw Oswald, there's that guy.

[Chick McGee]

You know, still to this day, they have. On the sidelines at cowboy games, they have doctors and they're wearing cowboy hats. Just like in the picture from 1960.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the one that was doctored by the CIA.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. But, yeah, the shadows are.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna get a cowboy hat in the next couple of weeks, Al. So we'll see.

[Al Jackson]

Do we have a color in mind, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I think that kind of. What is that? What is that, like a buckskin? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think you have to island have a black hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Too obvious.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be solidarity Evil Tom Crystal.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried one on. I was in some fancy store in Colorado a few months ago and I.

[Chick McGee]

Tried some fancy store.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, what's that place called? Yeah, yeah. They have really nice hats. So I may try one on. Al, have we got a word for me today, as that is Tom?

[Al Jackson]

We do. And I was wondering if we had discussed this.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

But I'm sure even if we have, you probably need to react refresher. Tom, can you tell us what a Gordon Gartrell is?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. Gordon Gartrell. Yeah. Sounds like a guy that would play linebacker for the Cleveland Browns. It does. Gordon Gartrell. Like the Gordon Gartrell is it Is it a reference to Gordon's gin?

[Al Jackson]

No, it is not. I will give you a couple hints here, because isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't. Isn't a Gordon a Canadian insult?

[Chick McGee]

Is it? No, I mean.

[Al Jackson]

I mean, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a slang term in Canada? He's a real Gordon.

[Chick McGee]

He's a Gordon.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe, I think. Gordon. What is it? Gordon Cantrell.

[Al Jackson]

Gordon Gartrell.

[Tom Griswold]

Gartrell.

[Al Jackson]

Anybody know what this is from an American television show, and I think Josh has it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you heard.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

What'd you say?

[Josh Arnold]

I said, was he the black guy from Sesame.

[Tom Griswold]

Sesame Street?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Al Jackson]

About the grocer.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Yeah, yeah, Gordon. I mean, not Mr. Hooper, the Green grocer, but Grocer. But yeah. Remember Gordon, the bald black guy from Sesame Street?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

That's a legitimate guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. Is this a character, Gordon?

[Al Jackson]

No, it's an article of clothing. It's an. Yeah, it's an article of clothing.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll give you Gordon.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Al Jackson]

With an article of clothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it associated with any particular type of weather?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a G string?

[Al Jackson]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it for. Is it. Is it for men and women?

[Al Jackson]

No, it's. It's a men's shirt. Oh, I gave it away.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's a men's shirt.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a men's shirt. I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

A Gordon Gart.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like, polyester and stuff like that?

[Al Jackson]

There's a special thing about calling somebody's shirt a Gordon Gartrell. And here's what, Tom. I don't know if you guys remember the episode of the Cosby show where Theo wanted a $200 shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my.

[Al Jackson]

And. And Bill was like, absolutely not. And so Denise was like, I can make you one for the dance this Friday.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

And the. The expensive shirt, the fake name brand was called the Gordon Gartrell. So Denise made him a terrible shirt, and that fake name has lasted for years. So, like, if I showed up with a crazy shirt on, as soon as I turn around, Josh would be like, al's got that Gordon Gartrell on. It's like a real term people use.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Referencing the Cosby Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

If you. If you pull up Gordon Gartrell, there'll be a picture of Theo in a crazy shirt. That's a Gordon Gartrell.

[Tom Griswold]

So if someone's wearing a wild shirt, that's your Gordon Gartrell.

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely matched.

[Ace Cosby]

It wasn't made well. Right, right.

[Jess Hooker]

The seats were uneven.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So. But it's. Is so a hipster would know that.

[Al Jackson]

Then maybe a hipster. You got to be a certain probably person in their mid to late 40s. Anybody that, like, grew up on the Cosby show and then, like, use that because that word would show up in, like, different, like, rap skits and stuff like that. People would mention it. So, like, it stayed in the lexicon. That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was. Was Denise Lisa Bonet or Tempest Bledsoe?

[Al Jackson]

Denise was Lisa Bonet.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, that, that. Did anybody in there have a crush on her? Because I think everybody had to.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

I also had a crush on.

[Ace Cosby]

On gorgeous.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

On Mrs. Huxtable.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I. I think that there is. I would be interested to read, like, somebody to do a dissertation on TV moms, because all of my homeboys were obsessed with Peg from Married With Children.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was always a great job.

[Al Jackson]

And her, like, yeah, that was it.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I don't know what he was like, the joke isn't that she's ugly because she's kind of. There's, like, sexiness to her. It's. It's that you don't want to sleep with your wife.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the only right.

[Al Jackson]

It was like the Ropers, in a way. Wasn't that the running joker?

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

She was always so horny.

[Tom Griswold]

So the next time I see someone in a crazy, badly made wild shirt, I go, hey, he's got on his Gordon Gartrell.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, you just be like, yeah, you. Or you just like, before you guys leave to go out, you're like, hey, go change that shirt. You got the Gordon Gartrell on.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Yeah. Bill Cosby liked his Women in the Karen Ann Quinl.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I knew it was gonna go somewhere.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew it was, too. He was just waiting.

[Ace Cosby]

Just waiting.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Al Jackson]

Well, you can see the look on his face before it comes out, because he's already laughing at it internally.

[Ace Cosby]

He's gotta tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are you. Since you're in Colorado, near the. Near the home of the. Of the Buffs, are you psyched about college football with Deion Sanders? Yes.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. I just. Honestly, I, I. It's almost embarrassing how much. How excited I get when football season gets here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

It's like you're too old to care this much. And I can't wait. My friends are talking about in the group chat. It's just. It's a part of, like, my identity is just, like, spending the afternoon watching the games with my homeboys and My. My uncles and my dad, so I. I love it. I'm excited. Buckeye's about to run the table again. Get that strap again. How you guys like that? You excited?

[Chick McGee]

Going for. Going for. For the ship. You're going to get the boat. Is that right?

[Al Jackson]

Did you see that, Chip, baby?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the article about the Colorado. The. Their mascot, the bison? Ralphie is there's. Having to switch them up because her. It's. She doesn't like to run.

[Chick McGee]

Ralphie six. They're going to bring in Ralphie seven.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they got to bring. Because they got. They got her out there in the field and she just stands there like a donkey. They're yanking.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, there. There's something. It's like human beings think that, like, we make the buffalo run, but then they're like, when. When they're done, they show us, like, we have no control over anything. Those things are huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And. And very scary. And if you're near one and the bison, which many people think is a buffalo, that it isn't, they're gonna. They can really hurt you. So if you're at Yellowstone, don't do the selfie. Thank you very much, Al. Jax, are you on the road this week? Weekend, Al.

[Al Jackson]

I. Not this weekend, but I got a bunch of dates coming up. My girl was like, I'll kill you if you don't read them. I'm gonna be in the Pacific Northwest. I will be at the Linwood Theater on Bainbridge Island September 12th and the Carco. The Carco Theater in Renton on September 13th. Then I'm going back to Ann Arbor. Big blue. That's right. September 13th. And, oh, I'll be in Ann Arbor September 19th and 20th. So check me out. Oh, and I'll be in Indy. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

On November 15th at the Mad Hatter. So you guys come out and see me in Indy.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. All right. Wear that. Wear that mad hat. Thank you very much, Al Jackson. It's quiz time for Mr. McGee. Thank you very much. We've been talking a lot about the Silac Insurance Company.

[Chick McGee]

I am ready, Tom, trying to educate.

[Tom Griswold]

You into the world of annuities. I didn't know anything about them. I'm learning now. If you want to know more, we'll take a little, little bit of time. Right now, listen to this quick quiz. I call it the McGee three. It's three. Three questions regarding some of those questions often asked the FAQs, they call them the Frequently Asked Questions about the Silac insurance company. Number one, Mr. McGee, if I want to browse and read about all of the Silac annuity options, what is the Silac address for the SILAC website? Of course.

[Chick McGee]

That's silacins.com. that's S I L A C I.

[Tom Griswold]

N S. Okay, question two. You did very, very well. I love the idea of this. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Psyloc annuity. That's serious. What's the phone number? To get information about that, just dial.

[Chick McGee]

£250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again, £250. And then just say bonus 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Last question, Mr. McGee, you've done so well. Would it be too much to ask? Could you please read the SILAC disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

It certainly would be, Christy.

[Pat Godwin]

If you don't mind, consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product. Premium band and surrender charges, period select. Let's try that again. Premium band and surrender charge, period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus capture. I can't read this this time. Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and conditions apply. See silec ins.com disclosures. You'll find out much more information there than I just gave you.

[Tom Griswold]

You did a nice job. Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Now tell me, Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, coming up, we have NASA and astronauts manhoods.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a great story.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great story.

[Pat Godwin]

We have to get to our seniors that were stuck in the hot tub, too.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to do that before they poach. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show, Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't do it.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have some cannabis news. And we were just talking with Al Jackson, who lives not too far from Boulder, Colorado. And one of the big. One of the big college football stories this weekend is the live buffalo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, everybody's talking about it, but.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S really a bison. Yeah, Ralphie is being replaced.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that they. They do that every now and then.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it's.

[Chick McGee]

This is Ralphie, I believe six is going out and Ralphie Seven's coming in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he knew the burgers going.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It says the school made the move. I'm quoting here from USA Today. It's Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

The school made the move due to what it described as Ralphie's indifference to running. So they just couldn't get it. Get him to run around the field. It's a great tradition, college football.

[Chick McGee]

I believe they've got like six or seven handlers, student handlers who are in charge of Ralphie. And they. They are on scholarship.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What's serious business.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Out there. Will Texas. They don't travel with the.

[Chick McGee]

There is a longhorn at the stadium in Austin.

[Tom Griswold]

I know they don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's an actual giant horse cow with a long. I think they have really long horns and I don't know what you call those cows.

[Josh Arnold]

Pointies.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Pointies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the pointy cow.

[Tom Griswold]

But wouldn't it be funny if they took them to the away games? They'd have to have a separate plane, by the way. They can afford it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. All the college programs can afford anything they want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is 2025. They don't need separate planes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's let move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is at the SILAC insurance news desk. What's going on over there?

[Pat Godwin]

This is a bizarre story from NASA. Officials there say some astronauts have been caught exaggerating about the size of their male members.

[Chick McGee]

So long it won't fit the suit.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Is it about suit fitting?

[Pat Godwin]

Dr. Donald Rethke reports the size labels for the urination sleeves spacesuits needed to be changed because they astronaut refused to choose the small size.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Pat Godwin]

He explained the attachment to the body was a condom with a hose on the end of it which allowed the urine to flow freely into a bag.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be great if it was just like taped together with duct tape?

[Pat Godwin]

These condoms initially came in three different sizes. Small, medium and large. But some astronauts apparently refused to accept that they were anything but large. So the names were changed to Large, Gigantic and Humongous Fungus.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Russell, they should have just gone Starbucks stuff. Yep, that's what I. Yeah, what is it? Tall Grande Venti.

[Chick McGee]

They have non invasive catheters. That's a sticky, sticky sleeve that is placed over your male member and it will. It will stay put until you take it off. Oh yeah. And you walk around with it. I'm wearing one right now.

[Jess Hooker]

But removing medicine. Medical tape from down there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna be. It's just draining into your shoe. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're supposed to put something in the bottom. Oh, I just got the tube running. That's on me.

[Pat Godwin]

Russell. Schweikart, the lunar module pilot on the 1969 Apollo 9 mission, never heard him hinted that some astronauts may have had ego problem when it came to the condoms. He said, of course the smart guy picks the right size because it's very important. But if you've got an ego problem, what happens is you take your first leak and end up with half a the urine outside the bag.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of thought having an ego problem was a prereq for being an ass. And I don't. I don't necessarily mean that as a bad thing.

[Chick McGee]

They lost their mind over Corvettes. Come on, that's who you're dealing with.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but these guys are incredibly brave.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, whatever you say.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? You're sitting on top of a gigantic bomb, more or less that's going to hurdle you into space. Those guys are incredibly brave. And the ladies, now, obviously they've modified.

[Chick McGee]

And the lesser sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, they've mod. They've obviously had to do modifications for the ladies, of course, for their.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Urinary issues.

[Chick McGee]

Has to be some sort of wand device, wouldn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would imagine it's some kind of funnel, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably a funnel cup.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say?

[Pat Godwin]

A funnel.

[Josh Arnold]

Funnel.

[Chick McGee]

Funnel.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you think he said?

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was a. You were saying cunningus there for a second.

[Josh Arnold]

What you understand when you said funnel.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he thought I said. Yeah, I can see why they have the same number of syllables in the bizarro world. Okay. All right. Well, that's. I mean, that's a fun story out of NASA. Yeah, we got the gigantic rocket the other day that had finally had a success.

[Pat Godwin]

Finally.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they. They went up and released dummy satellites and came back down.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to be on top of that thing. Isn't.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a satellite. Isn't space exploration, though, out of fashion? I mean, no one.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

So what?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you of all people. If it weren't for space exploration, you wouldn't have all the toys you love.

[Chick McGee]

We've had this argument.

[Tom Griswold]

Satellite technology.

[Chick McGee]

Everything that I love could have been done with unmanned rockets.

[Pat Godwin]

The moon battleground, kid.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

No appreciation for engineering.

[Chick McGee]

How would you like to go live on the moon, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you, but the Chinese are going to be putting nuclear weapons. We got to be them up.

[Pat Godwin]

We gotta find some way to defend ourselves.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it time we just blow up China now? Tired of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get Russia first.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to pick one.

[Josh Arnold]

Which I'll just blow up the rest of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why they do you know why they called the original space program the man space program, the Mercury 7?

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because those guys were also well hung.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't tell you that in the right stuff.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Alan Shepard was like a donkey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Brave men.

[Pat Godwin]

Authorities in Kentucky, changing the subject, say they rescued a group of seniors Kentucky from a hotel.

[Chick McGee]

Would you shut up?

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

They rescued a group of seniors from a hot tub at a remote cabin. Wolf county search and Rescue said two women in their 80s went for a dip in the hot tub but were unable to get out due to pre existing issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. If you shut up for a minute. What's going on now? These are two ladies in a hot.

[Pat Godwin]

Tub in their 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't get out.

[Pat Godwin]

They can't get out.

[Josh Arnold]

We heard all that.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty simple.

[Pat Godwin]

Because they have pre existing issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Like what?

[Pat Godwin]

The pair began suffering from hypothermia and became unresponsive. Another member of the group went in to keep the other women's head above water in a hot tub. And a fourth called 91 1.

[Tom Griswold]

They weren't worried about their eggs boiling over. Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

One woman was placed in a cold shower with ice. Another was cooled down with a water hose until it was covered enough to be taken to a hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

They couldn't get out of the hot tub.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm assuming they have hip or knee issues and couldn't climb out of the hot tub. And.

[Jess Hooker]

But there's also medications that you. That people take that you shouldn't be in a hot tub.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're really not supposed to even drink in a hot tub.

[Jess Hooker]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Or drink the water in a hot tub.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, God.

[Jess Hooker]

You definitely want that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, poopy and everything.

[Chick McGee]

You shouldn't, Josh. Unless you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

How wrinkled were these ladies the time they pulled them out? And they go in wrinkled.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're poaching for a couple hours.

[Chick McGee]

Help us.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad they got them out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Scientists have created a compound that offers the pain relieving properties of chemicals cannabis without the side effects or the high.

[Chick McGee]

Someone is missing the point.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a black and white rainbow report.

[Pat Godwin]

The compound attaches to pain reducing receptors in the body, but it can't reach the brain. This means the compound avoids psychoactive side effects such as mood changes and isn't addictive because it doesn't act on the brain's reward center. The team hopes the compound may be an effective and alternative highly to highly addictive opioids. You can read more in the journal Nature.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hopefully that works out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't. What's the point?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's say you're in a program and you don't. You can't. You don't want to be altered in any way.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a helpful thing.

[Chick McGee]

But you want to get rid of the pain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is like a game changer.

[Josh Arnold]

And the non addictive thing is pretty important too.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is the oduls of weed.

[Pat Godwin]

Because it still does something.

[Chick McGee]

Does something.

[Ace Cosby]

Takes care of the pain without the.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want to be cute about it, yes. If you want to be flippant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Talk about putting your penis in an odul bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Does that make you happy?

[Tom Griswold]

Then it would be gold of tools.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. No. I don't understand why did so is. Do you smoke this stuff?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, no, I doubt it. It would probably be a pill. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Gummy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so it has no effect.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't make you high. It relieves the pain.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's like going to a Coldplay concert.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so boring.

[Ace Cosby]

What about.

[Chick McGee]

What about Nickelback?

[Jess Hooker]

What does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I might like those guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I like Coldplay, too.

[Chick McGee]

I like Coldplay too.

[Ace Cosby]

I love Coldplay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're excellent.

[Ace Cosby]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

We got him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what else you got, Christy?

[Pat Godwin]

A small army of robot bunnies is being deployed in Florida to fight invasive pythons. According to the Palm Beach Post, University of Florida researchers released 40 solar powered, remote controlled robot bunnies that aim to mimic one of the reptiles favorite snacks, which happen to be marsh rabbits.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, they're all run on different batteries. You've got your double A hair. You've got. There's a d. I believe there is a D. Hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is the other one?

[Tom Griswold]

The sea hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

I missed it by just a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

Equipped with a motion sensor camera, the rabbits ping researchers. If a python approaches, who can then call a contractor to remove it. Wink TV W I N K reports that the robo rabbit doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you're named Wink tv, can you do serious news?

[Pat Godwin]

They do, but. Yeah, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, tonight, the world may end by midnight. Tonight, we're on the scene. This Wink exclusive report.

[Tom Griswold]

We're on the scene of the Greyhound bus full of old people on fire. It's winked. I'm just.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, it just seems Wink Anchor man Josh Arnold.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you wink?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't if I really focus.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it.

[Chick McGee]

He has to bend his neck, and it's. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it. To come to a countdown. Three, two, left. I only got. Yeah, I got it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I find winking very disturbing.

[Pat Godwin]

I do it all the time. I winked at my waiter the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't mean to.

[Tom Griswold]

That just sends a sign.

[Chick McGee]

How far were you willing to go until the hotel room and go, look, I was just joking.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. He. He handed me the check, and I. And he goes, thanks for coming. I go, thank you. And I winked at him.

[Jess Hooker]

And I'm like, sometimes it is instinctual.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You just. But. But I think there's. That's a really good flirt, though, for me, if a guy winks.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I think it's real cute. I mean, except.

[Chick McGee]

Except when Tom does it, it looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I find it very disturbing. I feel that way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I feel that way about adults who stick their tongues out. I think that that really bothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it when hot girls do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Makes me.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I mean, you're paying them, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Not always, but yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm training them subtly to just pick up on them.

[Pat Godwin]

Operation Robo Rabbit is underway. It could take years to determine whether they're effective.

[Chick McGee]

What do the rabbits do when the pythons start to squeeze them?

[Tom Griswold]

They have a cake.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a stuffing in the robot. Can I finish?

[Tom Griswold]

They're in this little box there.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a stuffed rabbit in that box.

[Pat Godwin]

He's replaced with motors and heaters to imitate the motions and body temperatures of real rabbits.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That's important.

[Tom Griswold]

Sees the thing and goes to eat it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And then what happens?

[Josh Arnold]

Then they can catch the snake or kill it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It seems like a very expensive way to catch a handful of snakes. And whether there's tens of thousands of them in there, this will catch 40 of them in the next year.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, anything?

[Pat Godwin]

There are 40 rabbits. They catch more than one snake. A rabbit.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Okay. I. I think it looks like a waste of time.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But. But it's funny. We got that going.

[Josh Arnold]

40 snakes.

[Chick McGee]

Not a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to put 40 snakes in his car. Tell me if it's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. There are tens of thousands of them.

[Pat Godwin]

We got to start somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

But those. Those 40 snakes would have 4,000 babies. So you got to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You Know there's some start somewhere. There's some snakes down there that are so big. They're big as a car. Did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

It snakes out. That is big.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

A little moment from Anaconda as recreated by Josh Arnold. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

One man show.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to listen to the one man show, the best way to listen to it is on those great Raycon earbuds.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And Raycon's fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic is back with Active Noise Cancellation. The return and the perfect way to tune out all the noise around you and tune into something great. The latest version of Raycon's Everyday Earbuds Classic Active Noise cancellation. The only thing they were missing. And of course, course they keep 8 hours of playtime, 32 hours of battery life. They come in all the colors and the audio quality rivals all the big audio brands you know and love at half the price. And icon has returned. Get yours today with free shipping on every pair of Raycon earbuds. Go to buyraycon.com Tom and get 20% off the fan favorite everyday earbuds classic. That's Raycon. 20% off your everyday earbuds. That's classic. That's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Love the Raycons. What size battery sells the fewest, do you think?

[Chick McGee]

I would guess D. Well, but then you. Then you got those mag lights though.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think D is pretty good guess.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think there are very many.

[Ace Cosby]

D. Yeah, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think double A would be your winner.

[Chick McGee]

I think AAA might be.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I always have those. Both of those on hand.

[Tom Griswold]

All of them. By the way, is it possible when you buy double A's not to get the box that has 600 of them? Like you're about to go down into a bunker and you want to have power.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean you can buy two if you.

[Chick McGee]

You can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I buy the big pack and put it in a nice tote, keep it in the pantry.

[Chick McGee]

And you buy the Ds too, right?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't need those anymore. They all go right in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're all used to be charged. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder if they have seen a decline in the D batteries because of the chargeable vibrators.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet. Vibrators, the backbone of the battery industry.

[Josh Arnold]

They were for a while.

[Pat Godwin]

And then 9v, the backbone of the smoke detector.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, I'm not picking on you when I ask you this I know that you did have a, a convenience card. What was the name of the place you got your videos?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, I was a member at Award Video and at Spanky's.

[Tom Griswold]

Spanky's. And they, they specialized in erotic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, adult videos. Did they also have the toys?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And my question is a simple one. In those days, did they have batteries on the rack there?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. You couldn't rent a toy though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but you could buy them. And yes, they did have batteries for sale. In fact, they had to take the toys when you bought one. They had to take it out of the package, put the batteries in and show you that it works because there was a no return policy for obvious reasons.

[Tom Griswold]

Reasons.

[Josh Arnold]

So you bought the batteries there with.

[Tom Griswold]

The toy and were they typically C batteries?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh God.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's also D batteries.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh.

[Josh Arnold]

There was no F battery.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

About a V battery.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Just asking for a friend. Thank you very much. Coming up, we have more news from the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, the home of professional broadcasting.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi. Chick McKee.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Chicky.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. Shut down. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick Magee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, Mr. Sports Story.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the ones I do. I get wrong. So I couldn't get this wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we were talking about.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Tommy DeVito. Remember this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yesterday, Cutlets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This has caught your attention? Well, now it's, it was kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

A fun story because Tommy DeVito was playing for the New York Giants.

[Chick McGee]

New York jerks.

[Tom Griswold]

He's from New Jersey. So was kind of a. Yeah, okay. Kind of a local thing and people are pleased that one of their own was on the T. He.

[Chick McGee]

But he's no good. But he's one of our own and he's a great guy. Well, let's start him at quarterback then. Well, he had nine interceptions. Well, he's a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a news story about this rather than the, rather than the opinions of the guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The glory days of his high school football. You were number 78. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Number one. 74.

[Tom Griswold]

74. Right. Okay. But he's been picked up, Mr. DeVito.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, by who?

[Tom Griswold]

The Patriots.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, boy, that's. That's surprising. He must have just gone to practice squad or something. He's not going to be on. That can't be. He can't be third string. He can't be playing quarterback for the Patriots for long if he has a play, I can tell you that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's kind of fun. His nickname, as you said, is Tony Cutlets.

[Josh Arnold]

Tommy Cutlets.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Tony.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it because his mom makes cutlets.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

His mother has a famous recipe, Chicken cutlets.

[Josh Arnold]

I said it succinctly.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's basically chicken parmesan, the way Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Would say it was. His mother goes into the kitchen every now and then and gets.

[Tom Griswold]

The recipe was chicken cutlet. The recipe became kind of a nice, fun side story for football fans.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

His mom is really sweet and she's making this delightful dish for him. Not just his mom makes cutlets.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's kind of the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Informative.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a very forced social media video about it. Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, having fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, having fun making cutlets.

[Jess Hooker]

She's an Italian woman, I assume.

[Chick McGee]

Zoom and Josh, would you describe her as an Italian woman?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Like, was she the one that looked like Bobby the Brain Heenan?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Almost identical.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, handsome woman. Tommy DeVito picked up by the Patriots, and the Cleveland Browns picked up Danny DeVito.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they figure the way things are going for them, he's going to be there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Tom, you didn't tell me you were going there.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

He's going to be there. QB7 having some quarterback trouble and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, who doesn't love Danny DeVito? He's a national.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the time he got drunk on the View online?

[Ace Cosby]

George Clooney got him drunk or something, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, something like that. On Lemon cellos.

[Ace Cosby]

It was wasted.

[Tom Griswold]

Was his first big movie. One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm pretty sure.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And James L. Brooks had something to do with that. Right. And saw him and then went, hey, I want you in Taxi.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. Yeah, man, he's great.

[Jess Hooker]

He is.

[Tom Griswold]

Could they bring back Taxi now and call it Uber? And I guess there's no place. There's no place that they. They don't get. They don't gather anywhere, but there are taxis.

[Josh Arnold]

So they could. They could do a reboot. And it's kind of about a struggle of. Hey, we're. We're trying to still be a thing Here in New York. In New York, don't you still just get a cab?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would think instead of waiting.

[Josh Arnold]

For an Uber, do the Uber.

[Chick McGee]

Circle the block and just drive around in Manhattan like the cabs do. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

With that amount of traffic, it's a little more difficult to figure out which guys. Yeah, that's so the. There you go. We'll bring it back. Love the theme song. If nothing else, Christy Lee is once again at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Do I dare do this killer whale story?

[Josh Arnold]

I love killer whales.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

You might want to go to France then if you really love them.

[Tom Griswold]

This is very. I have to be very delicate here.

[Pat Godwin]

A male killer whale at a closed marine zoo is being sexually stimulated by his trainers in order to stop him inbreeding with his mother.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Pat Godwin]

Marineland and Tibbes shut down in January. But managers, the French government and animal rights activists.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Pat Godwin]

Have not agreed on where or how the orcas should be rehomed.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if they had to use the same technique they used on me in high school.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here's the technique. One trainer holds onto a flipper as the other stimulates the whale who can be seen writhing about in the water.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he loves it. Oh, he loves it.

[Pat Godwin]

The impasse means the pair mom and son. Yes. Is it? Wilkie, 24, and her 11 year old son Kiddo are still being kept at their pools but are being cared for by trainers at the facility in southern France.

[Tom Griswold]

So the concern is that the.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't want him to nap babies. They're going to inj. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They'll have.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have a separate tank flipper.

[Josh Arnold]

Flippers.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Their eyes are too close together.

[Josh Arnold]

Now it's a closed marine park.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if they. The idea is to eventually get them out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are. I believe. I think there's some law in France that they're not allowed to have any kind of animals, mammals like that in captivity.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But. So they've closed the park. But now they.

[Pat Godwin]

They got these two into the wild. They will die. You have to put themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the tricky part.

[Josh Arnold]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know if they're eventually trained to be able to go into the wild or acclimated?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that ever ends very well.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you.

[Chick McGee]

You think they can.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to go back for one second.

[Chick McGee]

Ball on their nose.

[Tom Griswold]

You were talking about maybe not your experience in high school.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

With stimulation.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The name of the place was in fact Spanish Spankies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was a little after high school. High school, yes. Yeah. Spanky's. I don't remember if it was like Spanky's Video Store or Spanky.

[Tom Griswold]

I just have a technical question.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they, did you have a card that they would punch, like, ever? If you got 10, did you get a free one?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but on Tuesdays it was rent. Rent. Three, get one free. I would get four.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any reward points left?

[Chick McGee]

Did you have VCR in your bedroom?

[Josh Arnold]

I had one of those TV VCR combos.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

That I put on a chair and right next to my bed.

[Ace Cosby]

So you had brothers and a mom and dad.

[Josh Arnold]

They were all upstairs. My room was downstairs.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But my room did not have a door.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it did not. We'll leave you.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll leave you pondering that and develop more about that next week.

[Josh Arnold]

I can only finish if my family was watching.

[Tom Griswold]

To this day, I have to facetime my brother. Kind of an imprint. Thank you. Well, we'd like to apologize for today's show, but thanks for listening. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Tom Griswold]

The Red Sox blood, the Bruins blood, they run deep.

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Josh Arnold]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. I would have done it earlier.

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[Josh Arnold]

There's a medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

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