The BOB & TOM Show - August 29, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – August 29, 2025

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends signature topical comedy, listener interactions, and discussions of pop culture, news, sports, and the quirky side of daily life. The team shares stories ranging from Christy Lee’s car dreams, food debates, and classic car nostalgia to sports highlights, unusual news stories, and colorful listener mail. Guest appearances, tongue-in-cheek commercials, and irreverent banter create a lively, laugh-out-loud experience for longtime fans and newcomers alike.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Bit: Senior Citizens Twister

Timestamps: 00:23–02:57

• The episode opens with a satirical advertisement for a fictional game: Senior Citizens Twister.
• The bit features absurd scenarios (e.g., “I gotta keep my left foot on blue and put my dentures on red!” – [01:12]) poking fun at age and limited mobility.
• Ends with over-the-top accidents and playful banter:
  C: “Eat my panties, you pathetic loser.” – [02:37] A: “Is my leg supposed to bend like this?” – [02:46]

2. Dream Cars, Manual Transmissions & Car Nostalgia

Timestamps: 03:47–08:49, 39:48–41:50

• Christy Lee describes a vivid dream of buying a 1969 Chevy Nova SS, priced at $30,000, with a coveted black cherry exterior but a less-desirable white interior ([05:12]). The hosts dissect car interiors, their own car histories, and how preferences are affected by practicality (like pets).
• The group reminisces about unique car trims, like the AMC Gremlin with Levi’s interiors, and special editions like Ford’s “Eddie Bauer Explorer.”
  • A: “That’s like serving a load of crap in a nice china bowl.” – [08:43]
• They debate the oddity of car names (“Gremlin”) and discuss the origins (RAF pilots blaming “gremlins” in 1920s for airplane issues).

3. Listener Letters: Band T-Shirts & Knowing Your Music

Timestamp: 24:36–25:56

• A listener reports seeing a college student in a Nirvana shirt but unable to name any of their songs [24:49].
• F: “My rule is: Name your three favorite songs if you wear the shirt. My son did with Pink Floyd–or he couldn’t wear it.” – [25:12]
• Top band T-shirts: Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon), Nirvana, Grateful Dead.

4. Quirky Foods: Goat Tacos, Goat Cheese, and the Weirdest Eats

Timestamps: 13:03–14:59

• The team shares the weirdest things they’ve eaten, ranging from alligator and rattlesnake to moose and reindeer.
• Mixed feelings about goat tacos:
  B: “They had a weird tang. Maybe it was my palate, but I couldn’t do it.” – [13:33]
• Goat cheese, however, gets a thumbs up.

5. Big NFL Trade: Micah Parsons to Green Bay

Timestamps: 15:04–16:14; 33:01–33:58; 26:09–26:38

• Major NFL news: Dallas trades Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers for two first-round picks and Kenny Clark.
• Parsons’ new contract: $188 million, $136M guaranteed; highest-paid non-QB at $47M/year.
• The move sparks jokes at Jerry Jones’ expense and speculation about overpaying for trades.
  • A: “If Jerry quit as GM, there’d be zero teams lining up to hire him.” – [15:18]

6. Smokey the Bear (Or Smokey Bear?) and Listener Pedantry

Timestamps: 20:00–20:52

• Ongoing debate: The character is technically “Smokey Bear,” not “Smokey the Bear.”
• Trademark lore and Halloween costume restrictions.

7. Sports Names & Listener Participation

Timestamps: 21:05–24:36

• Fun with real and ridiculous-roster names in football:
  • General Booty (Oklahoma)
  • Booby Curry (Buffalo)
  • Hot Rod Fitting (South Carolina)
• Listeners share favorites: brothers “All Right” and “Always Right,” and reminisce about Buster Rhymes (Oklahoma 1980s).

8. The Comfort Food Chain Wars & Satire: Cracker Barrel Song

Timestamps: 44:32–47:41

• Satirical Neil Diamond-style song about Cracker Barrel changing its logo, menu, and ambiance.
  • E: “Cracker Barrel, now you look like a shiny new whore. Change it back!” – [47:30]
• Group discusses nostalgia for old-timey items (checkerboards, retro candies, Beeman’s gum), the status of Bob Evans eateries, and whether the rockers are actually hand-whittled.

9. NCAA Student-Athlete Free Food: Chipotle NIL Program

Timestamps: 50:46–51:48

• Expansion of Chipotle’s Name-Image-Likeness program: Free weekly Chipotle meals for athletes at Ohio State, Florida, and Georgia.
• Some argue athletes get enough freebies, others say “Bring on the free burritos!”

10. Overrated Sexual Fantasies & Listener Gondola Rendezvous

Timestamps: 54:46–63:12

• Reddit thread on overrated sexual experiences:
  • Mile High Club, “sex on the beach” (sand issues), shower sex (slippery), threesomes (awkward), “huge size” (not the fantasy women expect).
• A letter from a listener describes a gondola tryst at 8,750 feet in Telluride, seeking the hosts’ ruling on whether it qualifies as “Mile High Club.”
  • B: “As arbiter, I declare you and your lady official Mile High Club members!” – [64:15]

11. Mascot Names, Catholic School Ironies, and the Bishops

Timestamps: 72:55–73:49

• Listener Katie from Charleston, SC shares that her Catholic school's mascot was a little bishop in boxing gloves ("Bishops" of Bishop England High).
  • A: “He’s got the miter!” – [73:37]
• More mascot oddities: Notre Dame’s “Fighting Irish” and regional redesigns.

12. Nudist Resort For Sale & Naked Pickleball

Timestamps: 79:23–82:20, 107:34–109:51

• Real estate find: a “thriving” Georgia nudist resort, 42 acres for $1.8M—buyer must keep it a nudist venue for 10 years.
• Banter about gym etiquette, plausibility of water-skiing naked, and the song “Pickleball Naked” lampooning senior nudist athleticism:
  • E: “Whacking balls in the old natural, boobs a-flopping, knees all beautiful!” – [109:33]

13. Ubiquitous Weird News: Bikini Barista Kidnapping Foiled

Timestamps: 86:54–88:14

• In Washington, a man tries to drag a "bikini barista" worker through a drive-thru window.
  • Captured on security footage, the would-be abductor is caught and arrested promptly.
• The show stylizes the oddity and stupidity of criminals, alongside a Batman-pajama-wearer thwarting a robbery in Florida.

14. Burning Man, Haboobs, and Orgy Dome

Timestamps: 95:24–98:34

• Hosts discuss “haboobs”—dust storms that disrupted both Phoenix flights and the Burning Man festival, knocking out the festival’s “orgy tent.”
• Explores festival subcultures, the creative “bra dome,” and the logistics (and legality) of body shots (with colorful explanations).

15. Shark News: The Orange Nurse Shark & Shark Teeth

Timestamps: 137:11–139:15; 139:15–141:21

• A fisherman in Costa Rica reels in a rare, neon-orange nurse shark—first ever recorded, due to a pigmentation condition (xanthism):
  • D: “It looks like one of those goldfish people dump, and they grow.” – [138:12]
• Separate science news: Ocean acidification is making shark teeth more brittle, possibly diminishing their bite in future generations.

16. Pringles, Ding Dongs & Food Debates

Timestamps: 119:04–121:00

• New Pringles flavors announced (smoky bacon, mesquite, sharp white cheddar, cinnamon-sugar).
• Hostess Ding Dongs are being recalled over potential mold, spawning classic innuendo:
  • A: “If you want to avoid a moldy Ding Dong, just get circumcised.” – [134:08]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Car Dream & Life's Imperfections

• B (to Christy Lee): “Even your dreams are finding fault with your life.” – [05:41]
• C: “I know you hate me, but, my God...” – [40:16]

Retro Car Jokes

• A: “That’s like serving a load of crap in a nice china bowl.” – [08:43]
• B: “Unbelievable. Oh, look, it’s got cool Levi’s—oh, it’s a Gremlin.” – [08:44]

Sexual Fantasy Realism

• B: “Sex in a lake—pumping that nasty water into your partner…” – [55:54]
• F: “My penis is terrified of heights.” (on gondola sex) – [61:08]

Listener Letter on Gondola Sex

• B: “As the arbiter of this, I officially declare you a member of the Mile High Club along with your lady.” – [64:15]

On the Nudist Resort

• D: “You’d keep your fan around your neck, just in case things get... angry.” – [118:29]

On Pringles New Flavors

• A: “The only thing Pringles can do is sometimes be the only thing that’ll do.” – [112:42]

Burning Man, Body Shots, and Haboobs

• A: “It’s a semi-permeable membrane, not a shot glass!” – [99:18]
• F: “There’s a popular thing at Burning Man—boofing, where you put your drugs there [gestures].” – [103:30]

NFL Trade Satire

• A: "Here's a list of NFL teams that would hire Jerry Jones as GM: that's the entire list." – [34:24]

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Additional Segments & Highlights

Fun with Words & Listener Engagement

• Frequent digressions on word origins (e.g., “marry the ketchup,” “haboob”)
• Listeners share sports name stories, Catholic school mascot photos, and dream car hunts.

Science & Animal News

• Introduction of rewilded Scottish beavers.
• The pop culture angle of fighting team mascots and schools with tough "bishop" mascots, including visuals sent in by listeners.

Family & Parenting

• Jeff Oskay tells of his daughter's first date, demands the boy’s ID, and uses phone tracking to monitor their walk in the park ([125:21–131:32]).

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Timestamps for Significant Segments

• 00:23 – Senior Citizens Twister sketch
• 03:47 – Christy’s dream car discussion
• 13:03 – Weirdest food eaten
• 24:36 – Band T-shirt authenticity rant
• 33:01 – Micah Parsons trade
• 44:32 – Cracker Barrel song (Pat Godwin)
• 50:46 – Chipotle NIL program expanded
• 54:46 – Overrated sexual fantasies
• 61:28 – Is gondola sex "Mile High"?
• 72:55 – Mascot mail: Catholic “Bishops”
• 79:23 – Nudist resort for sale
• 86:54 – Bikini barista kidnapping story
• 95:24 – Burning Man, haboob, orgy tent
• 107:34 – “Pickleball Naked” parody song
• 119:04 – New Pringles flavors
• 137:11 – Rare orange nurse shark
• 139:15 – Shark teeth and acidification

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Conclusion

This Bob & Tom Show episode encapsulates the show's classic mix of topical satire, irreverent cultural commentary, and audience interactivity. Whether poking fun at aging, dissecting the nuances of food and automotive nostalgia, or simply riffing on the oddities of daily American life, the team offers a wild ride full of laughs, unexpected wisdom, and a touch of the absurd—always with an undercurrent of camaraderie and playful skepticism about the world.

Transcript

[A]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. B14.

[B]

Once again, that is B14. Damn it. It's the same old thing. Holy geratol, Gertie. I am so sick of friggin bingo. I wish there were some other games for senior citizens.

[C]

Me too, Ernie. Why can't old people have some fun and exciting games to play?

[A]

Hold on, folks. Now there is a new game designed just for elderly people.

[B]

Freak of all Toys brings you a new spin at a classic game.

[A]

It's Senior Citizens Twister.

[B]

Yeah. With Savior's Citizens Twister.

[D]

You and your friends will enjoy hours.

[A]

Of fun as you spin.

[C]

Spin.

[D]

And then find out which body part you put on the brightly colored circle.

[B]

Oh boy. Let's see.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I gotta keep my left foot on blue and put my dentures on red.

[A]

Okay, there we go. Okay. Your turn, Gertie.

[D]

Give her spin.

[C]

Oh my. That's impossible. I have to put one leg of my walker on orange and one on green.

[B]

You can do it.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

I can do this. If I stretch just a little further. Whoops.

[E]

Oh dear.

[C]

I just pulled the hose out of my oxygen tank.

[A]

Thank you, Los Angeles Twister. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you writhe in pain. He says here, my left foot on green and my right foot on blue and. Oh boy, I tried.

[B]

I don't know if I can get my legs that far apart.

[A]

Oh, God damn it. I broke a hip. It's Senior Citizen's Twister. Look. I did it. I win.

[B]

That's no fair. You have a plastic knee joint.

[C]

Eat my panties, you pathetic loser.

[B]

Senior Citizens Twister. Look for it wherever fun senior citizen.

[A]

Party games are sold. Hey, is my leg supposed to bend like this?

[C]

Oh my God, the bone is sticking out.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

He himself.

[A]

Busted his leg.

[B]

He always.

[A]

His shell seegers is a twister. Get yours today, eh? What'd you say?

[C]

I said get yours today.

[A]

What?

[D]

Get Doris Day.

[A]

Yeah, that's right.

[B]

Goris Day. That's exactly what I meant.

[D]

Doris Day.

[B]

You got it, Papa.

[A]

Hey. Hello there. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios is the Bob and Tom Show. From the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, she was just telling me about her dream. Maybe she'll share that with you.

[C]

Oh, no, no, no.

[A]

Share that with you? Tom, there's erotic.

[C]

No. Well, it depends on your perspective.

[A]

For her, if you're a car nut, yes. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

I want to hear about it now.

[A]

Josh Arnold once again has quit. There's Jeff. Okay. Yesterday, Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I am Chick McGee. Hello there, Tom. It's Friday.

[C]

Oh, he hates that fry.

[A]

Yay. Okay, I will stop that.

[B]

Are you hangry?

[A]

No, that. Yes, it is hangry.

[B]

Isn't it backward hat wearing douchebags out there? Okay, let's move forward here.

[A]

If you say hangry, you automatically have an sad. Okay.

[F]

All right, sir, how do you feel about froyo?

[B]

Just as. Just as unpleasant.

[A]

Let's see, there's froyo, there's fomo, there's fr.

[E]

How about veggies? I don't like veggies.

[A]

Veggies.

[E]

Say the whole word. It's vegetables.

[A]

How about. How about how you feel about buuu. How do you feel about that sore?

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, there you go.

[B]

One day in prison and Pat still changes a man. That memorable day.

[E]

14 hours.

[A]

So Christy announces proudly. She walks in the studio. I got eight hours of sleep last night. I had a wonderful dream. She said. And what was the dream about?

[C]

I bought for $30,000.

[B]

This is very specific. I can tell.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Got the price and everything.

[C]

I remembered it. Yeah. For $30,000, I bought a 69 Chevy Nova SS.

[A]

Black cherry.

[C]

It was so beautiful. And I had people tell them about the interior.

[A]

What about the interior?

[C]

It was white, which I wasn't real happy about, but.

[A]

Oh, you have dogs too.

[E]

You got to be careful.

[C]

Well, the dogs would get in this car.

[B]

What's weird, that that's an interesting aspect of your dream. Because if it's wish fulfillment, why do they have the wrong color interior?

[A]

Even.

[B]

Even your Dr. Even your dreams are finding fault with your life.

[C]

Exactly. But it. It was a manual transmission. It had a huge engine. It was so fast. And I had people, like two people wanted to buy it from me, and I had only had it for like a day. I'm like, no, you can't.

[E]

What are you asking for?

[A]

Was the price?

[B]

Was the price right?

[C]

Well, one guy wanted it for his son until he drove it, and then he goes, I can't put my teenage boy in this.

[F]

That's dangerous.

[B]

Why would you be dreaming that?

[C]

I have no idea.

[A]

When I got the. The baby car, I tried to get a manual trans. It's a. I don't know how to technically put this. It's a bitch to find a car with a manual transmission.

[F]

I have a manual, and I'm starting to hate it. My knee.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[F]

Is starting to actually in rush hour, traffic, starts getting irritated.

[B]

Makes you put your phone down.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh.

[F]

I tried holding a drink and shifting the other day.

[E]

And made a huge disaster. Ice cubes everywhere.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

About every six months we get the story about some. A group of idiots hijacking or carjacking someone, and then they get the guy out of the car. It's a manual. And they have to just leave on foot.

[C]

There's one interesting aspect of this thing too. The steering wheel needed to be replaced. Like it was the original steering wheel, and it didn't look good. And so. So why think about that? And so the guy, the. The guy that wanted to buy it for his son, he also goes, well, it's not really all completely redone either. You need to get new steering wheel. I know.

[A]

So the interior was wr. That needed a new steering wheel. That means. Psychologically, that means something.

[C]

Right?

[B]

This is supposed to be a dream. Everything's supposed to go right.

[C]

Perfect.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, not in my dreams.

[C]

Oh, it was. It was a beautiful car on the outside, though. Oh, pretty.

[E]

69.

[B]

I'm sure you. I'm sure we can find one for you.

[C]

Oh, there. I looked it up this morning.

[E]

What are they, like 80? What are they asking?

[A]

She's on around the Bend.

[C]

Well, there was 1 for 39.5.

[A]

That's perfect.

[B]

We have some letters here.

[A]

Favorite interior car color for you. I got one. Beige. Yeah, Black and beige. Black exterior, beige, beige, leather.

[B]

You don't want them black.

[C]

My girlfriend's too hot.

[A]

Yep, too hot.

[C]

Got a baby car like yours?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's kind of a real pretty gray, blue color.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And the interior is like. Like a baseball mitt kind.

[A]

Oh, okay. Like that brown.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Boy, that looks sharp.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

I had that.

[C]

That is really nice. You have that.

[B]

I had that. My Jeep Grand Cherokee had a. It was a cuss Some. It was some special issue, and it was literally, I think they called it baseball glove.

[A]

Do you remember when the AMC Gremlin, of which I had a model, ran into a mountain in West Virginia? They came out, made a big damn deal of the addition of this Gremlin. Had Levi's interior.

[B]

Do you remember that?

[A]

Remember that? A huge, huge campaign, will you? Can you believe. Look at the Gremlin with Levi.

[B]

Well, that's like. That's like serving a load of crap in a nice china bowl.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[B]

Oh, look, it's got cool Levi's. Oh, it's. It's a Gremlin.

[C]

Oh, I gotta look that up.

[B]

Wasn't that a bad choice for a name?

[A]

Oh, Gremlin. I. Yeah.

[B]

Isn't a Gremlin something. A problem inside?

[E]

I don't know if that movie had Come.

[A]

Evil little imp or something. Yeah. Or you got gremlins in your motor.

[B]

Yeah. That predates the movie. Does Is. Did that term come from the movie? I didn't realize.

[A]

I don't. I don't. I don't know where gremlin came from.

[C]

1977. The Levi Gremlin with seats of the pants.

[E]

Was joking.

[C]

No, he's.

[B]

I remember that.

[A]

Absolutely not.

[E]

That's disgusting.

[C]

And it's that blue jean.

[F]

Oh, that's cool.

[B]

Remember that? And then some. What was the car that did a.

[A]

And it would fade just like regular jeans.

[C]

It would.

[B]

Okay. What was the. Some car did a Eddie Bauer edition. Remember that?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

It was a.

[F]

For Explorer.

[C]

Maybe in a Ford Explorer.

[A]

I think it was the Explorer. Yeah.

[C]

It definitely was an suv.

[B]

This. This would be a setup for some. We could probably write some fairly good jokes about this topic where you combine two.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know the. The Andy Dick Pinto in the rear. It explodes.

[A]

Something about a Subaru. A softball game.

[B]

We were talking about a Yugo yesterday and Josh's family had one. They liked it very much. Hugo from Yugoslavia was a very inexpensive car, very small. And they are bringing them back. Apparently there. There's a company that has taken over the Yugo.

[A]

Okay. But they're not.

[B]

They're not here yet.

[A]

They're just using the name.

[B]

We were talking about it because we were talking about this world record of the world's largest bridge. And then I mentioned it was much like the Mackinac Bridge.

[A]

And you erroneously reported that Hugo got blown off.

[B]

No, I did erroneously. A Hugo went and drove off the.

[A]

Bridge after hitting swerving.

[B]

But there was. There may have been a wind factor. The larger.

[A]

May have been.

[B]

The larger point here is we have a letter about it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

If you'd allow me to get to it. The point is I mentioned as I read the story, I think I said sadly in 1989 on September 22nd of that year, Ms. Leslie and Plue her died when her car plunged over the 36 inch high railing of the Mackinaw Bridge. And I had said sadly as this letter writer David noticed goes. When Tom referred to it as Hadley. I was driving my truck and spit Gatorade all over the dashboard when. When Josh said why sadly.

[A]

She could have been a. Yeah, there you go. We don't know.

[B]

I feel bad for the family.

[A]

But you remember why kind of played into her die or perishing was. It was the high winds and storms. They couldn't get to her very quickly.

[B]

Oh yeah. They. It took them a while to get to the car?

[A]

Yeah. 150ft down, right? Something like that.

[E]

What time of year?

[B]

Probably September 22nd. She was a 31 year old waitress.

[A]

You know, somewhere there was a restaurant while she was driving across the bridge. Where.

[E]

Where the heck.

[A]

Or our salad. Is she on a smoke break?

[B]

I thought she was supposed to marry the ketchups before she left last night. Well, you want to take that for the. Take that.

[A]

Wait a minute. Hold it. Is that restaurant lingo? Marry the ketchup?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

What are you full?

[E]

They got to be full.

[A]

Oh, is that called filling up the ketchup box?

[F]

Take the one, set it on top the other and drive.

[A]

I had no idea.

[B]

If you ever done. I've tried that at my house and then you walk away and then something happens and that one falls over. Huge mess.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I was trying to save 13 cents worth of ketchup.

[A]

Remember when they. I want to say Heinz and it probably was. Came out with the ketchup colored bottle instead of the clear bottle. So they always look nice and full.

[B]

Oh, yes.

[A]

And now. And now if you go to a restaurant, you can't find a glass.

[C]

You're right. And that's frustrating.

[B]

I do know that the. The green ketchup was a flop.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, huge. Yeah.

[B]

I don't know what their logic was.

[A]

Was that I think it's for kids.

[B]

St. Patrick's Day thing or was.

[E]

I don't think so.

[B]

It was just a. Okay. Yeah.

[E]

That dumb idea.

[A]

No.

[B]

People want their food. Want their food the right color. We have weird food in the news coming up today.

[A]

Weirdest thing you've ever eaten.

[B]

Well, I don't know. This. In this case.

[A]

It's. It's that clown from.

[B]

It's. It's moose. Moose and reindeer. Moose and reindeer. In the news we have.

[A]

Are you a big game eater like that?

[B]

No.

[A]

You like rabbit?

[F]

I've had rattlesnake.

[B]

Is it. Is it the thing where they bred it and deep fry it and it could be anything.

[E]

What does it taste like?

[F]

Alligator.

[A]

Oh, yeah. We had alligator at the dog trap.

[F]

Yeah, but I had the dark dog trap.

[A]

It was deep fried and. And dip it in ranch man.

[B]

There's a place not too far from here that serves goat tacos and I cannot recommend them.

[A]

You tried them?

[B]

Yeah, they had a real. I had like two bites and got rid of them. They were. There was some weird tang to them. I know maybe they were made the wrong way, but they'd been. They'd come highly recommended.

[A]

How much of it was your palate and how much of it was your brain telling you? This is goat? I.

[B]

It was mostly palette. I gave it a good shot because it was recommended by someone that has of quality and style that I know.

[E]

You know, if you put some honey on that, that's real good.

[A]

So if I recommend something to you, you would automatically dismiss it because I don't have a discerning palette and I don't have any style or intelligence. Yeah.

[B]

You could have worded it a little more delicately, but okay. That's correct.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

I would take your recommendations, certain things. This guy, this guy is a restaurateur. Oh. And no end. Thank you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And he said. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Did he own the restaurant?

[B]

No.

[C]

Oh. I was gonna say he was probably trying to get rid of.

[F]

I've had goat briyani.

[A]

Is it.

[F]

Is that how you pronounce it? Like it's a rice Indian dish with really go in it. It's great.

[B]

I love it.

[E]

Oh, goat cheese is not good.

[C]

Goat cheese is great.

[A]

I like goat cheese.

[C]

Yeah, I love it.

[F]

Throw it in your green beans with a little almonds, toasted almonds. Oh, yeah.

[C]

There's a turkey sandwich with goat cheese and BlackBerry preserves and some spinach.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

You're ruining it.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Okay, we have. We'll get to some food items. Coming up on the show today. We do have some. Some good news.

[C]

What?

[A]

There's good news this morning.

[B]

There's some happy news out there today. We'll get to some of that.

[A]

And a huge NFL trade. Some are saying the biggest trade in the history of the league.

[C]

My husband almost texted you. Yes.

[A]

Oh, I bet he's over the moon about this.

[C]

He was chomping at the bed.

[A]

Yeah. Automatic.

[B]

There's something in the water in Dallas that makes them get rid of their best players in the NBA and the.

[A]

NFL other than Jerry Jones. And remember this, if Jerry quit as general manager, there would be exactly zero teams lining up to hire him for the to be their general manager. Believe me.

[B]

But he owns the team.

[A]

But he owns the team.

[B]

Okay. Also coming up, extraordinarily unusual, I guess finding in the world of science with involving sharks really odd with. We have a photograph. I know it's radio, but we're going to show you what it looks like right now. We're going to help you learn something. I'm talking about our friends at the Silac Insurance company and they've been learning me, if you will. Teaching me, I guess, is the way to word it.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

About the Silac I was kidding. The Silac Insurance Company and something called an annuity. What are annuities all about? We're going to find out by doing what I call the chick Magee3. It's three questions. The frequently asked questions of the Silac Insurance Company. Question one, Chick.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac address and the Silac website, please?

[A]

Here we go. Ready? Silac ins.com that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[B]

Now, annuities. It's all about going into retirement and having some cash coming your way. I love the idea of this doing a little switcheroo. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Siliconuity.

[A]

Oh, yes.

[B]

What do I find out about that? What's that phone number again?

[A]

Super easy. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. £250 and then just say bonus 20.

[B]

You're doing so well. This last question will be a no brainer. Would you please read the Silac Insurance.

[A]

Company's disclaimer, no, I will not. And consider this a job action.

[C]

Christy, if you don't mind, consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[B]

Now, Christy, you were dreaming about buying a car. If you're dreaming about buying some real estate. And I know you, you, you do often. I know. Well, we've got something very fancy for sale. It's a nudie resort. That's right. You can buy it. We'll tell you about that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[B]

Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[A]

He's the spitfire of sports Smack.

[B]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[A]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[B]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[C]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

Hi there. Jeff Oskay.

[F]

That's right.

[A]

If you haven't heard. Jeff filling in for Josh Arnold, who unexpectedly quit yesterday again. He left in a snit.

[F]

Please stop. We will get so many goodies.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. And Letters from listeners on the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by Hyundai. It's the getaway sales event going on now. Deal so right it almost feels wrong. Don't miss out. Visit your local Hyundai dealer today.

[B]

Actually, Josh, is a little family reunion going on?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

In the Ozarks this weekend. We're doing some fishing.

[C]

We hang out with his nieces and nephews.

[B]

Began today's show with Chrissy Lee talking about her dream. We were all hoping it would be some. A dream erotic adventure.

[F]

It was auto erotic.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

There you go. Very good.

[B]

It was. Because it was about a. It was about a car.

[C]

Yeah. And I don't even. I've never wanted a Chevy Nova. I don't know where that came from, but very nice. I'd like to have a 69 Chevelle SS.

[A]

That would be cool. Yeah.

[B]

But I had a dream. I was in a 66 Corvette in a rainstorm with the top down.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It was a wet dream.

[E]

It was a wet dream.

[A]

You know what? I'm. I'm gonna allow it. Yeah.

[F]

I fell for it.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Nocturnal auto.

[B]

We. We get auto erotic.

[C]

We are allowed to buy any more cars. I've been told.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

That's not true. Exactly.

[F]

How do you feel about that?

[A]

I tried. I come home and I trip over new cars. I don't know where the hell they come from, but there they are in the driveway.

[C]

Now we need a new garage. If we get a new.

[E]

I saw your tiny car for the first time. Very nice.

[C]

Oh, thank you.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Gorgeous.

[A]

Figgy.

[C]

Figgy.

[B]

Now we have letters to get to. You want to begin over there, Mr.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys were talking about Smokey the Bear. It reminded me of my favorite Johnny Carson bit as he would portrayed Karnak the Magnificent.

[B]

I love this.

[A]

It went like this. The answer was on top of old Smokey. And the question where did Yogi come home to find his wife on top of old Smokey. Thanks for making my mornings better. That's Gary in Iowa.

[B]

Oh, that's funny. And again, Smokey Bear. We know it's not Smokey the Bear. We've been through this for a week. We keep getting nasty letters. The song is Smokey the Bear by Gene Autry. We've already covered the trademarked character is Smokey Bear.

[A]

And have we.

[B]

And I did get an interesting story about they're very protective of the Smokey Bear trademark. Oh, and yeah, can't be photographed with half the suit on. And it's a very, very, very.

[C]

So they don't sell that as a Halloween costume.

[A]

No.

[B]

But the Smokey Bear in what is it? Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania was stolen. Still no word. I checked on it yesterday. It's still. The sign is still missing. Now we were also talking about great names in sports.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

And this began. You were talking about contemporary names in college football.

[A]

Every season they go over different, interesting, some would say odd names. Real, real names going to play college football.

[B]

An example would be Purdue's nitro toggle.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Oklahoma has a guy named General Booty.

[A]

A long line of booties. Actually. I think his grandfather or someone played for Alabama or one of those teams.

[B]

Buffalo has a guy named Booby Curry.

[A]

Booby Clark played for the Bengals, I think running back Booby Clark.

[B]

This one's a little rough. It's spelled S H I T T A last name is S I L L A H. I guess I think just for the sake of broadcasting, we'll just go with.

[A]

We'll just go with that.

[B]

With Shaita Silo. I, that is. That'd be tough to be the play by play guy on that team. You probably just call him by his number, right? Yeah, number 78.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm the football and basketball PA announcer for a school in Missouri. Every year I get some interesting sports names, but my all time oddest names. Two brothers I'll never forget. First name, all last name. Right. With a W. Okay. And his brother, first name, always last name. Right. So all right. And always right. From Joplin, Missouri. That's from Josh.

[B]

There was a guy in the 80s at Oklahoma, running back named Buster Rhymes. Predating Buster.

[A]

Bus stop rhymes. Yeah.

[C]

Maybe he was a fan. Maybe Buster.

[A]

Yeah, Buster was a fan of Buster. Yeah.

[B]

Florida Atlantic had a guy named your highness Morgan.

[A]

Oh, all right.

[B]

That's pretty cool.

[F]

I mean a lot of these names sound like they had to become a sports star because like you don't want, like what else are they gonna do with the name?

[A]

I'm night manager at the yogurt place. Oh, what's your name, your highness? Wilson. Oh, really?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, well, your highness, you want to clean the cold case back there, and.

[B]

Then your pumpkin arrives at midnight.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

For the ride home. Just some beautiful names, though. In sports. Very, very poetic. A guy named Memorable Factor. Tommy. Running Rabbit.

[A]

There are a couple that are so unfortunate that we can't.

[B]

Yeah, there's one we can't read.

[A]

Share them with you.

[B]

All I can say is.

[A]

But his. It's his name, evidently.

[B]

We'll call him Noah, please. Okay, that should be enough of a hint for some of you. South Carolina has hot rod fitting.

[A]

You ain't seen none of the hot rod.

[F]

Yeah. Oh, Take the results down to hot rod fitting. Like, that dude has to play ball.

[A]

Yeah, that's great.

[B]

Christy, you got a letter over there. What are you doing over there?

[C]

Nope.

[E]

Oh, having a little coffee.

[C]

I'm checking out our dream.

[A]

Having some coffee.

[C]

I'm shopping for cars. Having a hell of a time over here.

[B]

Okay, here we go. This is. This is the last time I'll mention this, because I know everyone's irritated by. At least Josh isn't here to roll his eyes.

[A]

All right.

[B]

I've listened to your show for many years. I must say, I can't remember the last time I thought Tom was actually correct. Oh, but I live in Wisconsin. I was listening to this morning. I ran into a college student at the Quick Trip.

[A]

That's a convenience store gas station.

[B]

Like a 711 college student was wearing a Nirvana sweatshirt. So I said, hey, do you know the band that's on your shirt? Said, no, I just thought it was cool.

[A]

Yeah. So what is your solution for this?

[B]

Solution?

[A]

I'm just saying you said you don't want anyone to wear a band shirt, that they don't know who the band is.

[B]

No, I'm just saying that I think a lot of the people wearing these shirts have no idea what they are.

[F]

I have a rule with my kids that if they're wearing a band T shirt, I'm like, what are your three favorite songs? And they have to know three songs from the band. Or. My son came home one day in a Pink Floyd T shirt, which I've never heard him, and I was like, name your three favorite songs. And he rattled, okay, you can wear the shirt.

[C]

Wow, that's a fair.

[B]

And we found out that's number one. The number one T shirts of that ilk in the United States are in order. Pink Floyd, Nirvana. What was number three?

[E]

The Dark side of the Moon. The Dark side of the Moon cover.

[B]

Was it the Dead? I don't. But. But yeah, Internationally, the Article I read said the Nirvana shirt was number one.

[F]

I, I say him a lot.

[A]

I poo pooed the Pink Floyd thing. And then I went home and I found a Pink Floyd sweatshirt. I didn't know.

[C]

Did you really?

[A]

Yeah. So. Oh, hey.

[B]

Very cool.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now we have Chick McGee over there. He's at the, at the sports desk. You want to give me a little sports preview?

[A]

Yeah. Coming up in sports, we're going to talk about what some are saying is the biggest trade in the history of the world. Micah Parsons is no longer a Dallas Cowboy. In case you missed it, he's now a Green Bay Packer. Cowboys sent him packing yesterday and the packers immediately signed Micah to a $188 million contract, 136 million guaranteed. That puts him at the top of salaries of non quarterbacks. He's going to pull down $47 million a year.

[B]

Still have some nice luggage for that move.

[A]

Some nice, some nice, very nice luggage. And oh, by the way, the $188 million contract that the packers are paying Micah is around $40 million more than Jerry Jones paid for the Cowboys back in 1989 or whatever year he, he bought the Cowboys for it. Now they're worth 10 billion. Pretty good investment.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Sad news from the world of radio. Yeah, Gary Burbank, who was a friend of ours and one of the great radio personalities, died at the age of 84.

[A]

How's mom and them? Yep, that's right. Just, I love that guy.

[B]

The guy who just was brilliant. He had a great run at the great WLW in Cincinnati and he was syndicated and did a bunch of terrific characters. Earl Pitts, Gilbert. Gnarly for those that knew Gary. Just a terrific radio guy and just so sad to see him go. So sad to see him go. Anyway, if you get a chance, spend some time roaming around the Internet and getting, getting some of that classic Gary Burbank stuff. It'll warm your heart, I can tell you that. Now once again, coming up, we have some unusual stuff in the world of science and we like to educate here on the Bob and Tom program.

[A]

Do you think you could be a scientist?

[B]

Absolutely not.

[A]

Spend the day in the lab and going over, getting your control group sets and.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think I, I can't. There's almost nothing I'm capable of doing.

[F]

Speakers, I like those.

[C]

I love.

[E]

You're a real smart guy though. I don't get that.

[A]

I like those. The video you'll see every now and then with the DNA test and they have like the Six or eight. A little. They squirt it and it goes into eight different test tubes at the same time.

[B]

Little tiny pipettes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Whenever they're talking about DNA, they show that.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Lack of focus and that amoeba microscope thing. Yeah. No, I could never do any of that. I certainly applaud those that can. I'm absolutely very happy that they're doing it right now. I can tell you this.

[C]

What?

[B]

I am not a scientist, but I can tell those Raycon earbuds sound terrific.

[A]

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[B]

And by the way, we were talking about the great Gary Burbank early in his career. I know, Chick, you've had a name or two as a radio guy.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

It was Johnny Apollo.

[A]

Johnny Apollo.

[C]

I love that.

[B]

A great name.

[A]

Pretty good.

[B]

And he became Gary Burbank, obviously, that name. A salute to Gary Owens and all that Burbank stuff from Laughing way back in the day. Once again, coming up, we do have oddball science news. And we've got some pretty sexy stuff in the news today, including a great deal of nudity.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

We are fully clothed in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[C]

Howdy.

[A]

Rocking the cardigan today. Yeah.

[C]

Remember, I got up and had to get dressed quickly.

[A]

Oh, there you go.

[C]

I was looking for a different cardigan.

[A]

Those are, that top is pajama esque.

[C]

No, it's not pajamas.

[E]

But are you showered?

[C]

No.

[A]

You're kind of. Are you, are you funky? I think she's funky.

[B]

Tom, the green room. Pat discussed.

[C]

What?

[E]

Easy, tiger.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

No, I wasn't gonna bring that up.

[A]

Even though.

[E]

Okay, go ahead. I am a pain in the ass.

[A]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[B]

We were arguing about a song. It's a Jimmy. It's a Jimmy Buffett song.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

And how's it go?

[B]

I used to have money once.

[E]

Oh, that.

[B]

Great song.

[E]

Huge hit.

[A]

Huge.

[B]

Among people. With. Among people.

[A]

Record of the year.

[B]

Certain level of taste. It's a fine song.

[A]

All right, all right. Okay. There are many sex of people who have odd beliefs and wants and needs.

[B]

Okay, fine.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Now we're gonna go check in with Mr. McGee. Unless you have another letter.

[A]

Stop picking on me.

[E]

Jesus.

[A]

Oh, it is my. This is my time, isn't it?

[C]

Well, it depends. Yeah.

[A]

Micah, huh? Did you say or who's interview? Micah Parsons headed to the Green Bay packers after that blockbuster trade last night between the Green Bay and Dallas, leaving the Cowboys. How about them Cowboys? Following a lengthy contract dispute. You recall Jerry. Jerry Jones earlier in the week on the Michael Irvin podcast, which of course has won many Peabody awards. You know, I'll tell you this. Micah's agent, he knew exactly what I was offering Micah. And we sent over the papers to the agent and that agent said we could stick it up our ass is what Jerry said.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

And it got worse from there. So they have traded Micah to the Green Bay Packers. $188 million. Four year contract includes 136 million guaranteed, 47 million a year. The highest NFL non and a non quarterback NFL player. And of course, he's in the. At the peak of his powers. He's 26, 27, 88 million for four years.

[F]

That's only like 90 million.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

You're the guy that, yeah, it was going to win the billion. He doesn't enter the lottery till it hits a billion. Yeah, because winning 990,000. 90 million wouldn't really change his life. Okay, here's.

[A]

Here's Jerry Jones saying the agent told.

[B]

Us to stick it up our ass. Wow.

[A]

Stick it up our ass. There you go. He and the Cowboys. You're wondering what did the Cowboys get for Micah? They got two first round draft picks. One next year and one in 27. And they also got defensive lineman Kenny Clark, who's an all pro and certainly no slouch. Jerry's trying to capture the lightning in the bottle. That was the Herschel Walker trade back when Jimmy Johnson was the head coach of the Cowboys. I think those who know, and I'm certainly not one of them, but I can speculate with the best of them that this is not that. That trade. And I think the Cowboys might have stepped on their collective wieners.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

And during the press conference yesterday, by the way, Jerry explaining what had happened to Michael. Yeah, that exactly happened. Called him Michael instead of Micah. And Steven and his son had to lean in. Go. It's Micah, Dad. So that always looks good. And once again, a lot of respect there, huh? Here's. Here's a list of the NFL teams who would hire Jerry Jones as a general manager. That's the entire list.

[B]

Okay, thank you.

[A]

So that's exciting. Major League Baseball. Last night we had a big, big damn deal. Philly slugger Kyle Schwarber. Nickname Schwarby. He hit four home runs last night against Atlanta.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Hey, why don't you walk this guy? He became the fourth Phillies player and 21st major leaguer to accomplish that feat. He was 4 for 6 with a Phillies record, 9 RBI and the 19 to 4 win Philadelphia over Atlanta. And he took the National League lead in home runs. But he's just still one behind the big dumper. Seattle's. Seattle's Cal Raleigh with 50.

[F]

Was that all off the same pitcher?

[A]

Oh, no, no. They switched them up and everything.

[F]

It's still just sheltering.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

That's awesome.

[A]

Unbelievably, getting shelled. College football started last night. And guess who was in Kansas City, Missouri to watch Nebraska beat Cincinnati 20 to 17? I mean, that's right. Cincinnati Bearcat alums Jason and Travis Kelsey and the soon to be Mrs. Future Mrs. Travis Kelsey. Taylor Swift on hand last night.

[F]

Are your girls excited about the engagement?

[A]

Oh, yeah. How did that go? Really?

[F]

Oh, my daughter's oh, so happy.

[A]

It's great.

[B]

They just thought it was great.

[A]

Yeah. Did have your daughters started asking the intricacies, the subtleties of being married and. And they can't wait to be married and how that works and.

[B]

Not yet.

[A]

Every marriage is a give and take situation.

[C]

Well, they don't.

[E]

There's a lot of compromise.

[C]

I'm not going to say anything. I almost.

[B]

You were going to say what? They're waiting for their mom and dad to get married.

[C]

I was going to say they don't have anything to look up.

[A]

Christy, kids don't hear what you say. They watch what you do. Okay.

[E]

Followed by example.

[C]

They know that it's not that important. I guess.

[B]

We don't need no piece of paper from the city hall.

[A]

We got. We got married under the moon.

[E]

Oh, do your kids ask you about that?

[C]

Just look at you. Just go look at Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn and just tell them it's all good.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

They've been together how many years?

[A]

They never got married, I would think. And this is just my personal opinion and I'm speculating, it would seem like Goldie would be a lot to take. Man, that would really. That would be an all day job.

[C]

We watched overboard the other day again. I love that. I love that movie.

[B]

Both good actors.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, Kurt Russell's a terrific actor.

[A]

Kurt auditioned. This has been flying around on the Internet.

[E]

I met when he was 16 and she was older on a Disney thing.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Kurt auditioned for Han Solo in Star Wars.

[B]

He would have been good.

[C]

Yeah, he would have been good.

[A]

It would have been good. Hi, Patel. Hi. Hi.

[C]

That's his name.

[A]

He's a kicker.

[B]

How do you spell his first name?

[A]

J A, I. Oh, oh, like highlight. Patel. P A, T, L. I don't know which subway he owns, but there we go.

[B]

Nice racist stereotype. It's at least 90tr.

[E]

He owns an econom lodge.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, let's try it again. Hi, Patel. Hi.

[F]

Hi, patel.

[A]

Can I tell. Hi, piss poor? Well, we don't know anyway. 26 yard field goal with 11. 11.

[B]

Now how would this conversation go? Yeah, you walk up to him, you're not sure who it is. Are you high, Patel?

[A]

Oh, there you go.

[C]

Oh, I see.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you'd say, what? No, this is a regular cigarette I'm smoking.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or something like that. It would be. Sorry, I thought I was.

[C]

Oh, you would say not yet. Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Man, that really imprinted on you, didn't it, that that. Then came Bron Bonson from on mad magazine.

[B]

Classic joke.

[A]

Kicked your butt. Anyway, Rutgers goes on to win and they played this in Piscataway, New Jersey. What a lovely city name. Where you live. Piscataway.

[B]

It's lovely there.

[A]

Rutgers 34, 31 win over the Ohio Bobcats there in cam camp, Athens camp ou WNBA winners. Last night, New York beat Washington. Seattle over Minnesota, Phoenix over Chicago. And coco. Goth, turn your head. And Coco, she kept wiping the tears away. She advances. Last night in the US Open. Golf serving troubles again, though. An issue just as they were two nights ago. Golf did figure out how to stay in the tournament though, beating Donna Vecchica 7662 at Arthur Ashe stadium. And Tommy Paul beat Nuno Borgas in the u. S. Open. You're gonna watch the tennis, Tom? You like Watching tennis. You ever played tennis?

[B]

Yeah, I played tennis.

[A]

You don't. You don't watch it on the tv?

[C]

I like it.

[A]

Are you. Are you clear on the scoring that. Of course, like, 15, 30, 40, Deuce.

[B]

Deuce is always funny.

[C]

But then if they're tied in a set, they go to tiebreaker, and then.

[A]

You get an ad.

[C]

No, no, no, no. There's. Okay, let's say it's six. Six.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. No, I can't. I don't think it can be six.

[B]

Six.

[C]

So then they. They were doing that the other night.

[A]

Yeah, you can't win. You got to win by. I'm not sure.

[C]

Never mind. It was really confusing.

[B]

On a different note, Christy had her dream about this automobile last night.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It was a Chevy Nova.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

And for some reason, you didn't like the interior. White.

[C]

Well, I wouldn't have gone with a white interior.

[B]

I like the fact that you're even picky and annoying in your dreams.

[A]

I like the fact you're even. Hang on, hang on.

[E]

You're picky, but not annoying.

[A]

Let's make sure that gets out there in a clear way. Tom just said to Christy.

[E]

I think he misspelled.

[A]

It's good to know. Picky and annoying, even in your dreams.

[C]

I know you hate me, but my God, no.

[A]

I hate a strong world.

[E]

He. He didn't mean annoying. He misspeaks.

[A]

Dislike, maybe. No.

[B]

Don't you think it's unusual you're having a dream about this perfect vehicle and there's something about it that's still bothering you?

[C]

Yeah, that. It'd be like.

[B]

It'd be like, well, I won the lottery. They brought me the billion dollars, but the guy that brought it had a really bad suit on. You see what I'm trying to say? I know, and I'm just. I'm just.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But then we got to buy one. We got talking about.

[A]

Well, I know you're too picky, chick.

[B]

McGee mentioned the. The. Was it the Gremlin?

[A]

The. I had a Gremlin. AMC Motors. Not only did they have gremlins, but they also have special edition gremlins. And the one I remember had Levi interior. That's right.

[B]

Made out of Levi's, which is really interesting. And was the beginning. We were kind of asking, isn't a Gremlin a bad thing to name a car? Yeah, because a Gremlin is.

[C]

We know it as little gremlins that are bad.

[A]

You'll have a mechanic tell you, I got a Gremlin in my hand.

[B]

Right. So I was kind of wondering where it came from. And I got a nice letter here that explains it. And this is in fact correct. The Royal Air Force coined the term and it has been used for quite some time. Probably coined, they think, around the 1920s, pilots and mechanics used it to describe mischievous, invisible creatures that were causing inexplicable mechanical problems with airplanes.

[A]

Boy, then the 20s, that was. So there were still experimental machines, right?

[B]

Yeah. By the time they named the car the Gremlin, they should have known that's not a good. That's like leaning a car or. What color is it? It's lemon yellow.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That's good. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, Nova, remember that was the big.

[C]

Wasn't that Spanish?

[A]

Doesn't mean it's.

[B]

That's an apocryphal story. But yeah, Portuguese means no go, but yeah, that's apparently not true.

[C]

And I'm gonna make some people mad, but I am not a fan of yellow cars.

[B]

I don't know what either.

[C]

Not a fan.

[E]

I mean, who is.

[C]

A lot of people are.

[F]

I don't think they make yellow cars anymore.

[C]

Do they make yellow cars?

[B]

Oh, they make some brutally ugly cars.

[C]

Some of the most expensive cars are in the colors that I wouldn't.

[A]

A Lambo. You can get a yellow Lambo.

[E]

I remember seeing.

[B]

I remember seeing a guy that I knew. I was at this venice. This guy that I knew was really fancy dresser, and he was wearing this Armani suit that was the color of kind of warm dog manure, kind of a really light brown.

[C]

Why the color brown?

[B]

You don't do that, you know, you don't do that unless it's leather. Now coming up, we have some exciting stuff in the world of news today.

[C]

May I interrupt you one second? The Levi thing, when I was looking it up, they also had it in jeeps for a while.

[A]

No kidding. The.

[C]

The Levi, Wow. Yeah.

[F]

The interior on the wrangler grommets or whatever you call those when they catch.

[C]

On your pants, like I did had.

[F]

Like on the stitching.

[B]

Did they have the old couch? My old couch in the green room. It had a denim. What do you call that thing you can take off?

[C]

Slip cover.

[B]

A denim slip cover. It was great.

[A]

A lot of spoons.

[B]

You could take it. Take it and wash it in the laundry and then put it back on. I don't know what happened to that couch.

[A]

What are you willing to do for tickets? Okay. Come on in here.

[E]

Want to see ACDC or not?

[A]

That's right. I know your boyfriend's out in the car Song Hell's Bells is a good song.

[B]

Yeah. The live version is killer.

[A]

Can you hear. Can you imagine seeing them live?

[C]

You might want to thinking about is the free tickets. Remember where we got.

[B]

You might want to. You might want to bite on this pillow.

[A]

They had the. In the Gremlin.

[B]

Get your feet set with the Levi interior.

[A]

They had the little red tab the right there in the driver's seat. You could. It looked like the. And a back pocket. Oh, yeah. It was something, man.

[B]

Coming up, we've got sharks in the news, a bizarre kidnapping on video. Really an odd just an idiot. But it has a happy ending.

[A]

And college football announcement from Chipotle. All right, here we go.

[B]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X. Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Hello, Jeff. Oscar. Hey, man. What's going on, man?

[F]

Living the dream.

[A]

Pat and my last nerve are having a big party. Are you ever. Are you ever sitting at your workstation and someone sneaks up behind you and looks over your shoulder and thinks it's fun? Money boy. That's hilarious.

[E]

You know, there's Ace Cosby.

[A]

I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you? Maybe Pat has a song. Pat.

[E]

I have songs.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Do you know we had an odd story earlier in the week. I think it started last week, actually. The Cracker Barrel.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Changing its logo.

[B]

Change their logo. And with all the things wrong with the world for some reason that got traction.

[A]

You know, that's kind of in fashion now because HBO changed their name and went back back Cracker Barrel changed the logo. I went back New Coke. It was a little while ago, but yeah, I understand that.

[B]

Oh, you're saying it's a current thing. I said I think it's historically it has happened quite often, certainly.

[C]

But do you have to like the comfort of. Of Cracker Barrel. That was what they were symbolized and.

[B]

I didn't know that the old man in their logo was named Herschel.

[C]

Yeah, Uncle Herschel and Uncle Herschel's breakfast is one of their featured menu items.

[B]

I wonder what where that came from.

[A]

Came from. Well, it was obviously a guy named Herschel.

[C]

Yeah. Guy had an uncle.

[E]

He was sort of related, I think actually too in the story.

[C]

Oh, really?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Herschel Cracker and It was his barrel.

[B]

Just seems sort of a non ethnic fit, if you will, but I won't explore that.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[A]

I'm just saying, as diverse as a saltine.

[B]

I like the mashed potatoes and matzo balls. Oh, thanks, Uncle Herschel. We have a song about the Cracker Barrel. They changed the logo, but they're changing it back. Is that correct?

[E]

Yeah, I think so. I think that's. That's the word. Chick. This is for you, though. I'm gonna get you back. I know.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no, no.

[E]

I was just trying to tease you.

[A]

Have some fun.

[E]

Warm me up a little bit.

[A]

Super. Yeah.

[E]

So here's my sort of apology. I know you love the Neil Diamond.

[A]

I love you.

[B]

All right, here we go.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Cracker Barrel. What you do? You change the logo. Uncle Hershel's gone. Change the insides, too. What got into you? What were you thinking? Are you off your rocker? The Americana decor's gone. No more tchotchkes. Where's the knickknacks? The restaurant's a shade of blue. They're selling wine now, too. Please tell me you're not playing hip hop tunes. Oh, I love my chicken and dumplings. Hash brown casserole.

[B]

Meatloaf too.

[E]

Please don't tell me you're serving quiche now. Cracker Barrel. You're a country store now. You look like a shiny new whore. Change it back.

[B]

Back.

[A]

Or we'll be moving on to the.

[E]

Waffle House or Bob Evans. Change it back. Cracker Barrel now.

[A]

Today. Today. Yes, sir.

[C]

What happened to all the. Bob Evans, too? They're gone.

[E]

They are.

[C]

Most of them.

[A]

I don't.

[C]

They're very.

[A]

I don't even left. I don't know. I don't want to hear that out loud.

[C]

I know. Me too.

[F]

Pat, you mentioned the. The rockers at the Cracker Barrel. They're pretty proud of those.

[C]

Yeah, they are.

[E]

They're expensive.

[F]

Yeah, they're.

[A]

They're a little.

[C]

They're like. What?

[A]

Yeah, like someone buy.

[F]

Whittled them by hand, kind of.

[A]

You can buy the giant checkerboards too, you know, and the giant checkers. Oh, yeah. Very cool. Of course, you have to have somebody to play checkers with.

[C]

Old lady.

[F]

But do they still have the old Time store in there? Yes, with the remodel.

[C]

Yeah, they do.

[E]

They do.

[C]

Yes, they do. At the store.

[F]

Tom, if you're looking for a place to get a sweater with a cat on the front that says hang in there with his claws on the little, you can get that at the Barrel store.

[B]

Not only That'll no more Christmas shopping for Kelly.

[A]

They have toys from our childhood.

[C]

They do love that.

[F]

All in a cup.

[A]

Do you remember the wheelo? Yes. It was a magnetized wheel that went around.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I love those.

[A]

I love those.

[C]

They have those. They have all kinds of old time candies and Charles chips.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

They actually have some great T shirts in there sometimes. Like Jetsons and I was stupid.

[F]

And old time sodas.

[C]

Yep.

[F]

You can get.

[C]

I think you would really like it.

[B]

They're bum equipment.

[A]

No, but they have Beamer. They have Beeman's gum and blackjack.

[E]

Yeah, I love demons.

[A]

Go. Yeah.

[B]

All right. Well, y', all, I want to check it. I've never been there.

[C]

I love Cracker Barrel.

[B]

Make an effort to get over there at some point. Point.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Give you a full report. Well, doordash.

[A]

Cracker Barrel. Oh, yeah, you can.

[B]

You don't get the ambiance of the well.

[C]

That's true.

[E]

Josh says it's not good when you do that for some reason. He's a connoisseur of Cracker Barrel.

[B]

It's got to be fresh on site.

[C]

That makes sense.

[F]

I don't know. You doordash me some hash brown casserole right now.

[B]

I'll.

[F]

I'll eat it.

[C]

Yeah, me too. I bet.

[A]

You must be able to buy the golf tee game, too. I bet. Oh, I'm sure they have this golf tee game.

[F]

It's right. You don't even have to buy it. It's on the table. You just take it when you leave.

[E]

Yeah. Come on. You know, that's a good point.

[A]

That's a great point.

[B]

They're complimentary.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that you're supposed to leave 0t's after you. You jump. It's a great game, Tom. Hey, here's another sports story for you from me. All right. Chipotle announced yesterday it'll expand its nil program. What's that, chick? Well, this started last year with Ohio State University. Now it's going to include Florida and Georgia for the 2526 school year. Student athletes at all three schools, Ohio State, Florida and Georgia, scholarship recipients and walk ons alike will receive a customized Chipotle card granting them free meals for the duration of their respective seasons. They call this the Chipotle. Says they're a fast casual restaurant chain. Said nearly 2,000 student athletes across the partner schools will benefit from the program. It debuted last year exclusively with Ohio State, and now it, as we said, expands from Florida and Georgia according to a Survey Chipotle ran 98% of Ohio State student athletes eat at Chipotle at least once a month. 94% of Florida student athletes eat there once a month. And 80% of Georgia student athletes consider Chipotle to be an important part of their training regimen. You see where they're going with, well, that's cool. So once.

[B]

That's great.

[F]

Oh, they get enough free stuff.

[A]

They're getting money.

[F]

They get non stop poon.

[A]

They get the money some of the athletes are making for the name they name him.

[B]

And they could buy a Chipotle franchise.

[A]

But they can have a meal there once, once a week with the card.

[F]

So good.

[B]

Oh, just once a week.

[A]

Once a week, yeah. Oh, they don't want to get. They don't want to get crazy about it.

[C]

I love Chipotle.

[E]

I do, too.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, that's gonna. That's gonna clog up the line.

[A]

Sometimes you got, you know, 40 guys.

[B]

From the Ohio State football team in front of you. Well, I guess I'll. I guess I'll go to Qdoba. I don't have all day.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I get the feeling that you'd like all these restaurants and to have one dedicated line. Like they have an express lane. Just say Tom like a Disney World. Yeah, just say Tom.

[B]

Fast pass.

[E]

I'm with Tom on this one.

[A]

This line for Tom. Okay.

[B]

All right.

[A]

That's how you act.

[B]

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[A]

I wonder if you could you do the shocker on a shark? Huh? You know what the shocker is?

[C]

Oh, come on.

[A]

One in the. I mean, two in the.

[C]

Yeah, we know. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You'd probably lose at least one of your arms. In the news, we have Ding Dongs in the news. And are you wearing your Batman pajamas? We're not, but we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Oh, is this me? Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[C]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey. There's Jess Hooker. Hey, Josh. Arnold just quit. Way to go. You don't know how much muscle memory takes over. Hi, Jeff. Oscar.

[F]

Hey, man.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby. We're in the Ohio O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[E]

Charlie Callison.

[A]

I'm Chick. And here's Tom.

[B]

I got a nice little letter from Dave.

[A]

Hey, Dave.

[B]

Bringing up an important topic we've been discussing that he says thanks for your segment on sexual fantasies. Oh, now, we had a. Interesting discussion that started with Reddit, if you'll recall. Overrated sexual fantasies.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Oh, overrated. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

So you tell them what your sexual fantasy is and. And who decides that's overrated or not? I. That's the part. I don't get that.

[D]

It's just a group.

[B]

It was just a group discussion.

[C]

I think it was. Yeah. People saying they did this as a fantasy and it was overrated.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

You see what I'm saying? Like, oh, I've always wanted to be a part of the Mile High Club. I did it. Found it over.

[A]

Okay, here's.

[B]

It's. That was the first one on the list.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

These are people responded. What? You're the most overrated sexual fantasy. Mile High Club number one. Sex on the beach was on there.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

It says sand gets everywhere.

[A]

Yeah. Yep. Confirm. Yeah.

[B]

This one, I'm quoting here. Sex in a lake, pumping that nasty water into your partner.

[C]

Yeah, you missed that part.

[B]

Here's one.

[A]

You realize you just said that out loud?

[C]

Yeah, I Said it out loud when I read it, and I was like.

[B]

Oh, my God, another overrated sexual fantasy. According to one of the ladies that responded, being with a man with a huge male member.

[E]

Yes. That's not good.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Sex in a hot tub on there.

[B]

I know, but the next one is shower sex. A quote I'm again quoting. It's impractical, uncomfortable, and every time we've done it, I've almost slipped and died. Threesomes. Another overrun.

[A]

Yeah, I don't.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I don't understand.

[B]

Now, Jeff, you're an adventurous guy. You like the role playing.

[F]

No, no, I don't want to have to buy a costume.

[A]

Didn't you have a chance to do a three way at the. The swinger's house that you visited?

[F]

Oh, yeah, no, I've had the opportunity.

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[D]

You never did it though?

[F]

Not there, no.

[D]

But you've done it.

[F]

I'm.

[E]

He has a.

[B]

Someone in his life.

[A]

Hey, everybody.

[B]

You ever. Ever had to plug anything in, like a tail?

[C]

Oh my God.

[A]

No.

[F]

But I have a friend who's into that.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. No kidding.

[D]

For the purposes of sexual gratification.

[F]

Yeah. I don't know, but I know that they have a multitude of tails that are attached to a plug.

[A]

No way. Do we know this friend.

[E]

Bodogs.

[C]

Hey, don't mention names.

[D]

My first guess.

[F]

No, it's. It's no one anyone knows, but when I saw their collection, I.

[B]

Is this a he or a she or both? It.

[F]

It's a couple.

[B]

I see.

[F]

And she wears them. And he enjoys them.

[D]

All right, those who plug together, do.

[F]

They have like a fox tail? And they had.

[B]

Is there. Do you use that same real one? Wait a minute. I have a question.

[D]

Fox tail?

[F]

I believe so. They've paid a lot of money.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, that's a fair question. Very sick. In my garage, to hold up my brooms and rakes and shovels, I have this. These things, they've got like.

[A]

They're clips. Oh yeah.

[B]

They've got gaskets on them. So you just. Is that how they do? They have a rack of those. They pop in their. Their various butt plug tails.

[E]

Is it a. A BP tail?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I will tell you this though. I'm very familiar with someone who's into spanking and paddles and chick.

[E]

I told you that.

[A]

Things like this though, in that world, specific paddles made out of specific woods or made by a. It would specific me of someone making a fine guitar or something.

[B]

A luthier.

[A]

This same guy may. A guy like that is also a bufu. The year in the sub dom world. Submissive dominant world.

[E]

Oh, look at you.

[B]

Well, you've. You've pointed out in a general way very correctly, specificity, oh yes. Is extraordinarily important in this realm.

[A]

Wow.

[F]

They had a white deer tail.

[C]

No way. Are you serious?

[A]

A little fluffy.

[D]

Pretty.

[C]

Do they wear little ear.

[F]

I don't believe I've never seen them in use. I don't know.

[B]

Remember the story?

[F]

I'm sure there's definitely on all fours.

[B]

Major mall, food court.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

They had a. Oh yeah. Remember this? They had a convention of furries.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

And the dude in front of me in line at Chipotle. Yeah, there used to be a Chipotle there. The somehow it's gone. Yeah, I don't know how that's possible. In any event, the dude in front of me just probably was wearing short shorts and had a tail coming out the side of his shorts. I assume that was being held in by.

[D]

Yeah, that's an invitation, right?

[A]

Oh yeah.

[D]

You don't wear that out in public unless you're inviting someone to what? Tug on it?

[B]

I think they were. I think they're looking because it was a convention. They. They were pretty loose and probably comfortable.

[E]

Traditional lovemaking is so darned exciting. Why are people getting so crazy?

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

Shut up, Pat.

[D]

Thanks, Papa Joe.

[E]

No, I think when you. You make love to a beautiful woman.

[A]

Oh, that is.

[E]

That's enough.

[B]

I don't hear the beeping. Could we get to our letter?

[A]

Go right ahead.

[B]

This comes to us from Dave. He goes. I enjoyed your segment on sexual fantasies. Yesterday I was vacation. I was vacationing. I was vacation Yesterday. Vacation. I'm reading this for the first time. Okay, give me a break. Yesterday, vacationing. Intelluride. Well, 8,750ft or so. Wow. Over one and a half miles above sea level. There you go. My wife and I were taking the 12 minute 2 mile gondola ride from the mountain village to the town of Telluride.

[A]

Oh, and they got busy.

[B]

We got into the gondola without any other people on board. We looked at each other about the opportunity. I told her about the topic on your show and it was game on.

[A]

Did he scream, you want any of this before I put it away?

[B]

He doesn't say that. I will have to write him.

[F]

I would not be able to do that. Same with Ferris wheel.

[A]

No kidding.

[F]

Yeah, I'm not afraid of heights, but my penises. Yeah, it's terrified.

[A]

Yeah, that's a smart penis.

[B]

He Goes by the way, he continues, it was the best aspect or the best what? The best. Sorry, it was the. It was. I can't. I can't read the exact verbiage.

[A]

He went around back in the gondola.

[B]

No, no. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm so sorry. I don't know.

[D]

Does he say how they did it?

[B]

He does not. He just said it was as good as it's ever been for them.

[C]

Good for them, I hope.

[F]

She was pressed against. Against the glass.

[B]

There's some stuff written in all caps. And he urges me to try that on my next trip to Colorado.

[A]

Yeah, you should give that a shot.

[B]

Yeah. And now the question is, since we were at the elevation technically of 8, 750ft, does that count as the mile high? Yeah, I would say yes.

[A]

I would say yes.

[B]

I say no any. Anytime you're airborne.

[A]

See, now you're changing your story though. You said unless it was on a plane.

[B]

No, I said no to being in Denver.

[A]

And being in Denver's not airborne.

[B]

Are you kidding? If the.

[A]

No.

[B]

If the cable. If the cable breaks, you're airborne, my friend.

[A]

Well, then it'll count. But as long as you're tethered.

[B]

So you say it only counts if the cable breaks?

[A]

No, I'm the one who said everybody in Denver's joined the Mile High Club. I'm the one that's false. I. That's absolutely true.

[B]

You're a mile up or not mile high. Mile high is a reference to.

[C]

You have to be aloft, as he said, aloft.

[F]

Love, Pat.

[A]

And you've never been in the Mile High Club.

[E]

I am in the Mile High.

[A]

You are in mile. Okay.

[B]

No, you have to have a partner, Pat. Doesn't count if you're just.

[A]

Can I have some ogling?

[E]

If you touch yourself in the bathroom, it does.

[A]

Huh?

[F]

Now, Tom, if you were to try this yourself with your lady next time you're there, would you leave the ski boots on or do you take them off?

[C]

Oh, it's too hard to take them off.

[E]

You'd have to ski boots on.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

It would be almost impossible to do. Do if you, if you are wearing ski gear because you've got to get all those layers.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Well, I'm sure they're not worth it.

[C]

Yeah, you can pull it down. Do you wear a one piece suit or do you wear the pants top?

[B]

You wear a variety of things. Yeah, there's a big. Yeah, it's like.

[C]

I like the like overalls and. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I don't wear the One piece with sleeve. That thing is. If you got to go to the bathroom, you have to. It's like you're an astronaut. I don't have that kind of time.

[A]

Well, have you ever just gone a. Gone ahead and urinated in the ski gear? Up high, up on a high.

[B]

No, no, but I. I have skied over to the side where the woods are and peed there. Absolutely.

[A]

And you could get to it. To be able to urinate out of.

[B]

Your suit, it's not easy, but you can.

[E]

Yeah, you got like frost on your pubes.

[A]

Because it's like zero.

[B]

It's hard to tell, Pat, because as you know, I have frosted tips on my pubes already.

[F]

And you're familiar with the guy Fieri going on down there?

[B]

It's Fieri, but yes, that's what I call it. You can always send us letters. We love hearing from you. And Dave, congratulations. And as the arbiter of this, I officially declare you a member of the Mile High club along with your lady.

[A]

You talk out of both sides at the same time?

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. Just.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Just say what's appropriate for this particular moment.

[A]

In sports, a high school football team in California has been forced to relocate after fireworks damaged their brand new football field. $3 million turf at Mount Diablo High School. That means devil caught fire just days before the season opener. Police say fireworks were set off the night before, likely sparking a blaze that smoldered until morning. Field must now be repaired, though it's unclear how much it will cost or how long it will take. Doesn't this sound like some sort of prank played by a rival school or something?

[B]

Right, but those artificial turf fields are, as it indicates, millions of dollars.

[A]

Sure, sure.

[C]

Three million bucks.

[A]

Wow. School leaders hope the team will still get to use the field for at least part of the season. The incident remains under investigation. No suspects. Suspects identified.

[C]

Didn't we have a story they are the Red Devils.

[A]

Didn't we have a story a couple times? And we've a rival school putting some sort of weed killer, grass killer and spelling out naughty words on football fields and things like that.

[D]

Or their logo.

[B]

Other.

[A]

Yeah, their logo or whatever ever.

[B]

Well, they're going to have to do quite a few of those school car washes to pay for a new.

[F]

My grade school mascot for a Catholic grade school. We were the Red Devils.

[C]

Are you serious?

[F]

We had little Devils on the side of our house.

[A]

Doesn't make any sense.

[C]

That doesn't make any sense.

[F]

No, it didn't. I think my 8th grade year someone finally was like, I think we should not be the devil.

[D]

Did they change it.

[A]

It?

[F]

Yeah, they changed it to the Titans.

[D]

Huh.

[C]

We were the Cardinals in grade school. Our Catholic.

[B]

I hate it when they go generic cardinals.

[C]

Well, we were a Catholic school. What are you gonna.

[F]

I mean, no, we had little red devils on our white house.

[A]

So.

[B]

Wait a minute. I want to follow up with Christie. So when you became the Cardinals, did the. Was your mascot like a dude with a. One of those big high Catholic hats? What do you call those things?

[A]

What are they called?

[E]

Christy?

[A]

That's.

[B]

What's the miter, right?

[C]

No, they were actually a bird. A cardinal bird. Not a cardinal. Like a bishop cardinal.

[B]

I mean, because that would be hilarious. Can you imagine that? They have this big. This big religious thing that the kids bust through. They're all wearing miters and long tunics like they're priests.

[F]

They could have a gigantic wafer. They run through the host tonight.

[B]

Your ten foot host.

[C]

Well, no, we didn't do anything.

[B]

But, I mean, it's unclear that the devils. That it's in fun.

[C]

Of course.

[B]

I mean, I. Because you wouldn't want to be the fighting angels.

[A]

Well, it could be, though. Los Angeles angels, basically.

[B]

But I'm.

[E]

Angels fight.

[C]

St. Michael was an angel.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right. Maybe there's probably a fighting angels.

[A]

Archangel. Yeah. They're badass.

[C]

Yeah, they are. You don't want the big ones.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, well.

[A]

And here. Here we are. A British artist has bested her own Guinness World record for the largest collection of Spice Girls memorabilia. Liz west initially earned the record title with a total of 2066 items devoted to the Spice Girls. But her collection has since grown to over 5,000. West collection started in 1996 when she was 11 years old. Among the very first items to enter Liz's collection were both versions of. Of the 1997 single Spice up your life. I'm not familiar with that. I am. Tell me what you want.

[D]

Yeah, every boy, every girl Spice up your life.

[A]

I'm not familiar with any.

[B]

She has a photograph. She has these boots that go all the way up their legs.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

The red ones.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The thigh ones.

[B]

They go all the way up to the naughty part. No, no place.

[A]

Or the. Yes, yes.

[D]

I remember Ginger Spice having those. Yeah, it's.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

It's still.

[B]

There's no way in the heat of pasture you have time to get those off.

[F]

Why would you want.

[C]

What the hell's wrong with you?

[E]

Baby, leave yours.

[D]

God.

[B]

It's the man's job to leave his footwear On. It's called Ivy League style. We all know that.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

The only reason you have sex is.

[B]

To reproduce, once again, Ivy League style. Your pants and your shoes stay on. On.

[F]

Oh, so that would be your gondola, how you would do it?

[B]

You'd have to.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, I saw the Spice Girls twice in concert.

[A]

On purpose? Yeah.

[C]

Because Lucy was that age, and they were terrific.

[B]

It was a great show. I don't know how much of the vocals were live, but really?

[D]

Well, they're back and they're going on tours.

[A]

Are they really all the original ones?

[B]

Yep. Oh, Posh isn't going, is she?

[D]

Yeah, she is. She's back.

[B]

No kidding.

[A]

That celebration and Band band you hear playing marching band music is a David Beckham at his house getting rid of Posh Spice for however long this is going to take. She always looks so happy, right?

[B]

She looks miserable.

[C]

She needs a sandwich.

[F]

Are they gonna kind of funny upgrade their Spice names?

[D]

I don't think so.

[F]

How many Crusty spies?

[A]

How many Spice Girls you name? Go ahead.

[B]

Well, I googled Baby Spice, but I got on some list.

[A]

Oh, there wasn't. There was a Baby Spice. Baby Spice?

[D]

Yeah, the blonde one.

[A]

The blonde one.

[B]

And that one of them quit. One of them quit early on.

[D]

Oh, and never came back.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, I don't know.

[B]

Really? Yeah.

[D]

Sporty Spice.

[B]

Ginger.

[A]

Sporty, Scary Ginger.

[D]

That might be the one that quit.

[A]

Sorry. We're trying to name the Spice Girls.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

They were big, what, in the mid-90s? No.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

When I was in high school.

[B]

They're that old?

[A]

Yeah, they're that old. Yes.

[D]

Late 90s, when you say.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

All right, well, look, for the.

[A]

You want to go to a Spice Girls concert? Me and you. Tank tops and flip flops.

[B]

It would be interesting to see how the new wave of little girls would. If they'd like that, too.

[C]

Yeah. Jerry hall was Ginger Spice, Emma Bunton, Baby Spice, Melanie Brown. Scary Spice, Melanie Chisholm. Sporty Spice, and Victoria Beckham.

[B]

Posh Spice, the first one quit.

[A]

And Michelle Obama was not in the Spice Girl.

[C]

Jerry Hollowell is married to the guy that got fired from red bull for F1. The F1 team.

[B]

But she's the one that quit.

[A]

Right?

[C]

Okay, well, she's in the pictures.

[A]

And still to this day, the loudest concert I've ever been to, New Kids on the Block with my daughter at the time, and, well, she's still my daughter, but she wanted to go. And it was. The girl screaming was excruciating. It was Crazy. It was nuts.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Really loud. Spice Girls loud. You didn't say anything about it.

[B]

No, no. But it was. I, I saw them in Phoenix. I saw. But I did see them, and they were great. It was a really good show, but obviously it was full of dads and moms and their kids, and they were all having a fun time. Now, coming up, we have a weird story coming out of Disney World. Have you heard of this shoulder thing there?

[A]

This is over the shoulder boulder holder kind of what?

[B]

It's an odd thing that's happening at Disney World. Also, we have a bizarre attempted kidnapping. Fortunately, it has a happy ending. And in the world of food, which I like to do when we have Ms. Hooker here because she's such an excellent cook. Something called the Arctic cheesesteak.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And it's different than the ones you'd find in Philadelphia. Pat. We'll find out what's in it when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[A]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Today in McDonaldland News.

[A]

Mount McDonaldland is experiencing thick volcanic shape activity. So try the new Mount McDonaldland shake. When you order the McDonaldland meal, deal with your very own character souvenir kit. Hey. Hi there. Ho there. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[C]

Hi. I have a letter from a listener.

[A]

Oh, a cliffhanger. There's Pat Gogwin. Hey, hey. There's Jess Hooker. Hello.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

There's Jeff Oskay. I got it. That.

[F]

Hey, man.

[A]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom Christie has a letter.

[C]

We were talking about high school or elementary school mascots. Both Jeff and I went to Catholic elementary schools. You were the Red Devils. For a while. I was the Cardinals. And you asked if it were a.

[B]

That was just. Are they Cardinals like the guy that wear the hats? The miter hats would have been great.

[C]

Well, this is from Katie. She lives in Charleston, South Carolina. One of my favorite places on Earth. She goes, I was listening to you guys talk about Catholic school mascots. We had a mascot at our high school that was literally a little bishop in boxing gloves. There he is.

[F]

Oh, that's great.

[C]

The school is on Daniel island and it's called Bishop England. And we were the Bishops.

[B]

That's greatness. He's got the miter.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And it's an unusual colors, kind of a. A green and white bishop.

[C]

English.

[B]

He's a tough bishop. Good for them. That's funny.

[C]

That's great. Thank you, Katie. That's very cool.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And they also. They also redesigned the Notre Dame.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Logo. That it's not Fighting Irish anymore. It's more of a confrontational leprechaun. He's not actually. He got his fist up.

[F]

Multiple ones. They. I saw one that the guys has a football. I'm not making this up.

[A]

No, no, no.

[E]

That's the newer one, I think. Right, Chick?

[F]

I thought there was one for each sport.

[A]

I know the ones.

[F]

One with a basketball.

[A]

The one that I was most familiar with is the one.

[F]

Right.

[A]

That's not it. That's not it. There's the new one.

[B]

There's the football.

[A]

That's the redesign. That's a redesign.

[D]

That's fine.

[F]

What are they using for the other spot?

[C]

Sports?

[A]

Well, probably basketball.

[E]

In his hand.

[C]

He still looks menacing there.

[E]

There are always questions about being called the Fighting Irish.

[A]

Huh?

[E]

Irish people aren't really sensitive like that.

[B]

Do they.

[F]

The Irish fight?

[B]

Do the Irish do. The point of making. Did the Irish do the beard without the mustache? Put that back up.

[A]

Does another. Does he not. He has a beard. No mustache.

[D]

Don't leprechauns like. I don't know if it's specific to Irish. I think it's leprechaun.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

That's a guy.

[B]

That's like a. That's like an Amish look.

[A]

Wait a minute.

[B]

And he looks bald.

[A]

You said that's not a leprechaun.

[E]

Yeah, no, it actually is.

[D]

Not really.

[A]

No kidding.

[D]

Oh, I was wrong. Sorry.

[A]

Notre Dame University. The Fighting Irish. That's not a leprechaun.

[E]

That's not a leprechaun.

[A]

Okay. Look it up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[E]

Short Irish.

[B]

It's an old bald guy. It's an old, old bald guy with an Amish hair do.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Kind of. Yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

All right, well, let's. Did we completed our sports broadcast.

[A]

We have. We made it through another one.

[B]

We'll head over to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. What have you got over there?

[C]

Well, it's Labor Day weekend, ladies and gentlemen, and the rule don't wear white after Labor Day. But you know why there's a rule.

[B]

Does anyone care anymore?

[C]

According to Mental Floss Tom, high society women of the Victorian era, which Jen was learning all about, controlled the fashion rules of the time. And as more people started to accure, wealth accrue. Accrue.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

That's the word I was looking for. They used fashion to separate old money from new money. And among those rules was not wearing white after Labor Day as it was a color deemed better suited for weddings and resort wear.

[A]

I can't make it to the bottom.

[C]

Not dinner parties in the fall.

[A]

I'm separating my old money from my new money. I'm going to be quiet twice. Twice. Busy.

[C]

Though the rule was originally enforced by only a few hundred women, it began to trickle down over the decades. By the 1950s, women's magazines made it clear to middle class America white clothing was only permissible. Permissible between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

[B]

Does anyone pay attention to that anymore?

[D]

A little bit. I guess it would say. You would say the style of white you're wearing not necessarily white because you can wear winter white.

[C]

Right. And I think pink white, like linen would be a summer.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Choice.

[B]

Does this apply to both men and women?

[C]

Probably, yeah.

[B]

So if you go to a nice cocktail party, you don't see a lot.

[C]

Of men in white. Unless it's.

[B]

I like to go to. At least. At least the guys have sleeves on. That's a step up from many of them. Yeah. Well, just saying.

[D]

Do you have anything white that you would. I mean, I guess outside of a white shirt?

[A]

Yeah. I don't see.

[E]

You have a white shirt. You got yelled at for. For look like an old man. Right?

[A]

I have.

[B]

I have white like shirts like this that I wear when it's really hot.

[E]

Good looking shirt.

[D]

But do you have like white linen pants that you would wear to the beach?

[F]

No.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Seersucker suit. Anyone here?

[A]

No, no. You stop wearing the cargo pants or something. Remember you wear those all the time.

[F]

I'm too fat for one though.

[E]

I love cargo.

[A]

The sports coat and the cargo pants.

[B]

No, they're gone. Yeah, I got rid of them.

[F]

Wait, you wore those together at the same time?

[A]

Oh yeah. He cut quite.

[E]

Function. He spoke at. He had to put a. Put together a mishmash.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Of jackets and hats and.

[F]

But shorts with a jacket.

[B]

No, no, no. Not shorts.

[A]

No, no pants. But cargo.

[F]

Cargo pants.

[A]

They were. Yeah. Big pockets.

[B]

I like those. You can got a lot.

[D]

It wasn't an outfit he put together. He just had a sports coat in his car and would put it over whatever.

[F]

He just always had a quick.

[B]

Yeah, we're looking good.

[A]

We're looking. That's right. You're damn right, Tom, you're looking good way.

[C]

It is a leprechaun. That's the Irish mascot. It says right here. Oh, keeping with the Nickname Fighting Irish. In the Irish folklore, the leprechaun serves as the Notre Dame mask.

[E]

Well, I stand corrected then.

[C]

Yeah. At least that's according to the.

[E]

Just a short.

[B]

Does the white. The white thing. Labor Day. Does that apply to shoes, Footwear?

[C]

No. Well, once again, if you're wearing white sneakers, no. But if you're wearing white loafers, maybe.

[B]

If you're wearing white bucks.

[A]

White, white bucks.

[B]

And you're living in 1958 in your head. Pat Boone wore white bucks.

[E]

Cat Boone.

[F]

What's a buck?

[B]

They're like, aren't white bucks. What is that? Not velour? What's the word I'm looking for?

[A]

Leather.

[C]

Patent? No, they're leather suede.

[D]

Suede.

[B]

I don't know, I just remember that.

[D]

What's the style? It's a shoe. Yes, okay. Sorry.

[C]

I'm trying to like an oxford.

[D]

Oh, okay. Thanks.

[B]

Okay, well, let's just move on.

[C]

It could be a slip on. I don't know know.

[D]

But Pat Boone wore them. We know.

[C]

That's right. Well, if you don't want to wear clothes and not have to worry about whether you're wearing white, how about a nudist resort? You could buy one in Georgia. According to the Zillow Serendipity park in Cleveland, Georgia spans 42 acres of secluded land at the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains.

[A]

You know, of all of us, I think Pat could seamlessly move into a nudist colony and just live the rest of his days in. In happiness and splendor. I really see you doing.

[E]

When I get to 175, I will.

[D]

Do it at the commercial. He was just telling me how great he looks standing up naked now.

[A]

Is that right?

[E]

But sitting down at the chair, not so good. Yeah, you can't sit down without a shirt and look good.

[C]

The property includes a clubhouse, swimming pool and a sauna.

[B]

This is a. I'm looking. I just went to the Zillow thing. This is a good looking place.

[C]

Described as well established and thriving. The property has been listed for nearly $1.8 million. It's a naturist resort.

[A]

Yeah, it is.

[C]

42 acres for 1 million. As a realtor, that's a good deal. Yeah.

[B]

And the people are all dressed in these pictures.

[C]

According to the real estate agent people.

[A]

In a real estate listing, any buyer.

[C]

Must agree to keep the property, a nudist resort for at least 10 years.

[E]

That's in the contract.

[B]

How can they do that?

[D]

That you can.

[A]

You can say.

[D]

Yeah, you can say whatever you want.

[A]

Be surprised at what you can stipulate.

[B]

So you can say I. You can.

[F]

Can.

[B]

Someone else can own the property, but you control whether or not they can. So if you violate it, what do they do? Take the property back.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is a good looking place. It's got a beautiful pine wood ceiling and this giant cafeteria.

[D]

Tom, you could open a camp.

[C]

Yeah, there you go.

[B]

There's a. I would love to put a real camp there as opposed to. They've even got an indoor pool. Wow. Sauna, huh?

[C]

You should become a nudist.

[B]

The weight room needs some work, but yeah, it's a.

[D]

You like to be naked outside?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, no, I like to pee outside. I don't like to be naked.

[A]

Well, you got even like to be.

[C]

Naked in the shower, remember?

[B]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to touch that gym equipment.

[A]

Right?

[B]

You. You don't. You don't want a guy pumping iron sitting on that.

[E]

I don't think they're naked in the gym.

[C]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

You can imagine the emissions coming out of the backside while lifting heavy weights. You know, a lot of grunting and it's. It's a lot of grunting. Good looking property. I. I don't know if they're gonna. It says it's. And it says it's a. It's a functional nudist colony.

[C]

Right.

[F]

Do you think they water ski naked?

[D]

Yes, that would be fun.

[F]

Yeah, I like that. Seems invigorating.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Talk about rupture, right? If you wipe out water skiing and.

[B]

Ladies, that'd be the. That'd be the 40 yard douche.

[F]

You. Well, you want to fall face first.

[B]

No, you don't want to water ski naked, guys. That would be.

[F]

Well, you'd have on socks.

[B]

Yeah, that'd be true.

[A]

Would you put socks on your. Mr. Jim and the twins.

[B]

I'm not going to water ski naked.

[C]

You're not going to let the.

[B]

Not going to let my freak flag fly, if you will. To quote Black Lagoon.

[E]

You'd have your own rudder.

[A]

Fighting. That'd be nice. Fighting. Religious figures for sports teams. Ohio. Wesley and I forgot about this. The Battling Bishops in Delaware, Ohio. And here's your. Here's your battle bishop mascot. There he is.

[B]

And he looks more like a. Like a monk. Yeah. Kind of a beret rather than a miter.

[A]

Yeah. That's cool though. That's something you don't. You know the Battling Bishops.

[B]

Oh, I like that.

[A]

Yeah. Down.

[B]

I like it when they don't just go with the generic stuff.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Wait a moment. I'M hearing something here. Pat says that is not a bishop.

[E]

Okay, so I admitted I was wrong.

[B]

But you know what it looks like? It does look an awful look. Look a lot like the Big Boy. You switch hats.

[A]

I wonder.

[B]

I wonder if they just bought a Big Boy.

[A]

Oh, yeah. And fit a new hat on an unhappy Big Boy.

[B]

I think the loudest I have laughed at a movie was that this. I don't want to even say what it was. There's a surprise scene with the Big Boy.

[D]

I howled in the new naked gun.

[B]

No, no, it was. It was in a movie a few years ago. It was the funniest thing. Is the Big Boy regional. Is that an. Is that a national brand?

[A]

The mascot is the Big Boy, but it's known like Elias Big Boy and Bob's Big Boy. Fresh's Big Boy.

[E]

And he's not actually big. He's a normal son.

[A]

But it's the same. It's the same Big Boy. That's right. It should be the nuts.

[E]

Look it up.

[A]

Thank you, Pat.

[F]

Look it up.

[A]

Exactly right.

[B]

Yeah, he was. He was featured in that book by Dick Small. Coming up.

[A]

I wrote that book.

[B]

We have a. We have a song from Mr. Pat Godwin.

[E]

What am I doing?

[B]

We have interesting news in the world of science involving sharks and in the world of cooking for Ms. Hooker. I have found this great story on more or less a recipe for something involving moose and reindeer meat.

[A]

Like a stir fry?

[B]

No, no. It's a little bit. It's kind of a surprise. It'd be interesting to try one of these. Could we get moose and reindeer meat?

[D]

Yeah, we can. Yep.

[A]

Can we?

[B]

Maybe we could throw this together. It's kind of a wintertime treat so we'll wait till the. Wait till fall is over we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[B]

Morning.

[A]

The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[C]

Well, hello, Chick McGee.

[B]

Hi there.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

There's Jess Hooker, Charles. There's Jeff Oskay. Sir. What I did wrong, but it was something. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And hello, Tom.

[C]

What's your middle name?

[A]

Dean.

[C]

That's what I thought.

[A]

Jimmy Dean.

[C]

Is your dad's name Dean?

[A]

No. Wilbur Eugene. Yeah. I don't know how I missed Wilbur. My grandfather's named Wilbur. He was Wilbur Charles and my father was Wilbur Eugene.

[C]

Did they call him Wilbur?

[B]

They called him Gene.

[A]

Wib for most of his life.

[C]

Called your dad Wib.

[A]

Wib. And then there was. He called him Waco. Waco for a little while, Is that what you're asking? Yeah, yeah, Waco. Yeah, like Waco Tech. Yeah.

[B]

Whip's a cool nickname too.

[A]

Yeah, my dad collected guns and he also made holsters. Like old west holsters. And he had a picture taken with him in the cowboy hat. And one of his friends said, who the hell you think you are, the Waco Kid? And that I thought it's started.

[C]

So he had leather making kits?

[A]

Yes, he did. Now he's into bestiality and also a dominant behavior.

[B]

For the most of his life though, he was called Whib.

[A]

Wib and Waco. Yeah, he. No, no one called him Wilbur.

[B]

What does your mom call him?

[A]

Gene.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

She called him other stuff too.

[F]

Yeah, easy.

[E]

I thought you would go for something.

[A]

No, that was me. She cussed out. Okay, go ahead.

[B]

I'm sorry. So let's. When we left, what we were talking about a nudist camp for sale in Georgia.

[C]

Correct.

[B]

What else is going on at the Silac insurance news desk?

[C]

Well, they're not nude, but they're in bikinis. Authorities in Washington state arrested a man after he allegedly tried to kidnap a so called bikini barista.

[A]

Oh, I thought the guy was in a bikini.

[C]

No, the 19 year old Ezekiel Guerrero placed an order at the 24 hour drive through of a ladybug bikini espresso stand.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

In Lakewood, Washington, the victim told police that as she was taking back a payment clipboard from the customer, he allegedly grabbed her by the arm and attempted to pull her through the window toward his car.

[A]

You love me.

[C]

The victim said she braced her legs against a counter which kept her from being pulled out the drive through window. She was able to shut the door while the patron fled the area.

[A]

They have one of these bikini barista coffee places in Landman.

[D]

Yeah. If you're not familiar with. Yeah, that's what the guys go through before they go to work, right?

[A]

Billy Bob. The Billy Bob?

[C]

All of them.

[A]

Amazon.

[C]

Whole oil rigging crew.

[B]

Yeah, but. Well, there's a. There's video of this. This guy. I mean this isn't just her claiming this happened. There's a video of this guy grabbing her and trying to pull her into his car.

[C]

And he paid for his drink with a Master mastercard with his name on It.

[D]

Yeah, genius.

[C]

He was found and arrested on a felony charge of attempted kidnapping. It was recorded by a security camera, showed the suspect violently seized the barista by the arm and the woman eventually breaks his grasp.

[F]

Gasp.

[C]

After tugging back and forth as she slid the window shut.

[A]

She's so close to loving me. All she needs but for me to drag her into my truck.

[C]

Confessed that he'd been drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana and said I was effed up.

[B]

This just shows the lack of a worth a work ethic of today's young people.

[C]

Really?

[B]

What if you're gonna kidnap somebody? Come on, get out of the car. How lazy.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

How lazy is this guy?

[A]

Guy, get your zip ties.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Get your hoods, get your ass out of the car.

[B]

Go in.

[A]

I. I agree.

[B]

If you're gonna do it, do it right. This guy's an amateur. Well, he'll be getting plenty of sex where he's going.

[A]

Well, no, but maybe. I don't. What?

[B]

They've got attempted. They have videotape.

[A]

No.

[B]

If I'm. If I'm the judge, this guy's going to be getting sodomized for the next.

[F]

Decade against his grande cellmate.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

And why do they just call it kidnapping? Napping. I mean, she's 19. She's 19. How old is she?

[A]

Adult napping?

[D]

Yeah. There's no adult napping. No.

[C]

Oh, I don't know what's saying.

[D]

There's no. No desire.

[A]

Why does kidnapping sound like abduction? And adult napping sounds relaxing.

[B]

I think George Carlin would have explored this.

[A]

I think he would have.

[C]

A man wearing Batman pajamas thwarted a robbery attempt in Cape Coral, Florida. Once again, we bring in Wink News.

[A]

Wink.

[C]

Kyle Mivett spotted the suspect on his home security cameras late at night.

[A]

I saw him. My name is Kyle Knivett.

[C]

And decided to act even though he was still clad in his vigilante themed pajamas. Mr. Myvett told the TV station, I just grabbed him by the shirt and by his right wrist and I just told him, hey, it's in your best interest to just sit down and comply.

[A]

What happened was I caught him in the window and I told him, I said.

[C]

Police arrived soon after and took the 20 year old suspect into custody.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

The authorities said the incident was, quote, I'm sorry, Tom. A prime example of what we can do if we all work together as a community. However, they caution that intervening in a crime is not always safe.

[E]

Tom intervened in a crime.

[C]

He did.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Bicycle.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

That man is a vigilante.

[C]

You weren't wearing Batman pajamas?

[A]

No.

[B]

No, no, not at all.

[F]

But, ladies, you go home with a guy and he busts out. Batman pajamas. Are you still sleeping with him?

[C]

Nope.

[E]

Come on. It's kind of cute.

[A]

I think it would depend on how hot he is.

[F]

What if he had a utility?

[B]

There he is.

[C]

Well, okay, that's kind of different.

[B]

It's a Batman suit. It has the bat signal on the chest.

[D]

It's a zip up. It zips up the front jammies.

[B]

Yeah, that's pretty funny.

[C]

I thought it was like Batman. Little Batman white.

[E]

I totally did the policeman underwear guy. Look at him wearing the policeman underwear.

[A]

That's an actual policeman.

[B]

That's the actual cop.

[E]

I think I know him.

[B]

So, I'm sorry, this guy interviewed. What kind of robbery was it?

[C]

It just has an attempted robbery. It doesn't say what kind. It looks like he was trying to get into somebody's house and the guy.

[B]

Just happened to be wearing his Batman suit. Well, good for him. I don't own any pajamas like that, but that might be kind of a role playing thing.

[A]

I thought you just wore long, like, bottoms, right? Like sweatpants?

[B]

No, I just wore shorts.

[A]

Oh. Oh, the Lululemon spare shorts and a T shirt.

[B]

Depends if it's gold. Sounds cute, but I'm again, not wearing. Not wearing a logo. Batman. But that's a whole Batman.

[F]

Yeah, but you're wearing Lululemon. That's equal.

[B]

Nothing wrong with it. It's the brand name. I happened to stumble on it. Stumbled on them at the mall.

[F]

So you bought those for yourself? You walked in a Lululemon store yourself and bought yourself shorts?

[B]

I was with my girls. They were getting something. I need a pair of these. Pair of shorts. Yeah.

[E]

They got men's stuff there, right?

[C]

Of course they do.

[B]

Oh, I assume these are men's shorts. They seem to fit it.

[F]

Wait, they have stuff for straight men?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

I. I admire this guy, you know, Good for him.

[C]

Yes, but like police said, you got to be careful, you know.

[F]

You could just be.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

On the. What do you call that? The mortician stable. In a Batman pajamas.

[C]

He would go with that.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, listen, with great, great Batman pants. Go. Great response comes great responsibility. What is that phrase?

[A]

Okay, From Spider man, but the thoughts there.

[B]

Oh, is it Spider Man? Sorry, I didn't. I couldn't remember what movie it was. Now, what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[C]

Coming up, we have interesting story out of Disney World. Move over, mouse ears. And what's the bottom line? We have a really interesting story about sharks and their Teeth.

[A]

Teeth. Can we get off the shark?

[B]

Oh, no. We got two great sharks.

[C]

We have two great shark.

[A]

He's already paranoid. He thinks a shark's going to attack him here now. Yeah, he doesn't trust anything.

[B]

Wait till you hear this. This second shark story is really interesting. It's a second one? Yeah. The first one is about the teeth of sharks. The second one is an anomaly in nature that has been discovered in the waters off of Costa Rica. That's absolutely fascinating. Right now I'm fascinated by the great sound of my Raycon earbuds.

[A]

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[B]

Thank you very much. Chick Magee once again. Coming up, we have sharks in the news. We have a weird story out of Disney World about a new thing that's kind of taken over down there that I didn't was just not aware of. We have. If you're a big ding dong fan, hang on there before you bite into that thing. Some ding dongs have been recalled. Recalled. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[C]

Hi.

[A]

Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

Jess Hooker.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

Jeff Oskay. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Man. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee. We learned a new word the other day, or at least I did. Haboob.

[D]

I missed this.

[B]

H H A B O O B is it?

[C]

Yep. Haboob.

[B]

Haboob.

[D]

Funny. Funny.

[B]

No, it's.

[C]

That's a good guess.

[F]

Makes more sense than what it really.

[C]

Yeah, it does.

[B]

It's. It was on the news in. They had to close down the Phoenix airport for a while.

[C]

Big dust storm.

[B]

And it looked like. It looked like a fake special effect in a movie movie. This giant cloud of dust covered. Started covering Phoenix and they had to evacuate the air traffic control tower. Really?

[C]

What.

[B]

And then that's called. Yeah. Which. And I again, I'd never heard of that. Heard that word. And there was also one at Burning man and the one at Burning man.

[C]

Knocked out their orgy tent.

[D]

Oh, I thought those were manufactured for effect. Burning Man.

[E]

No, they looked.

[B]

Yeah. The one at Burning man was also very severe. But got this letter from Cody. He goes, I live in West Texas at the edge of the Panhandle. We're surrounded by cotton fields that have no vegetation in early spring. We experience haboobs all the time. Every bit as bad as the one we saw in Arizona. So we don't report it as a disaster. It's just a Wednesday.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

So there you go. Haboob H A B O O B.

[D]

That doesn't go. We got tornadoes and tsunamis and haboobs and haboobs.

[B]

I think it's of Arabic origin. Is that right?

[C]

Probably because there's a lot of sand over there. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I mean if anybody's gonna know it. It just seems like such an odd word and. But it's sort of funny to hear a meteorologist probably had to practice all day. So they didn't giggle. Yeah. Start laughing. But yeah, the Burning man and is as someone just indicated it was the. They have a so called Orgy Dome there.

[D]

That's real.

[E]

Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

It's like labeled that or it's like everybody's just calls it.

[C]

No, that's.

[F]

No, I'm pretty sure it's labeled.

[D]

Has anybody been to Burning man here?

[A]

No, no.

[F]

But all of my friends go every here.

[D]

Yeah. You look like you'd go, I would.

[F]

I just.

[D]

I have a job and children.

[F]

Yeah, yeah. That kind of, you know, the kids are.

[A]

Isn't it kind of like Sturgis, Only a different theme, I guess.

[F]

But it's very. It's a bunch of artists and everyone does their own art projects and gigantic.

[D]

It's also a bunch of rich kids.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean it says. Organizers describe the so called Orgy Dome as a place to. I'll quote here, promote education about consent and the importance of it's practice beyond intimate space. In other words, that's meaningless. Terrible writing.

[F]

I think the second you walk into a place called orgy Tent you're giving consent.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It's pretty self Explanatory.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

So this haboo probably saved a bunch of sti.

[B]

So.

[D]

Yeah, that's true.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's a certain iron now.

[E]

There's music at Burning man too, right?

[D]

Yes, lots of concerts.

[E]

That's the big thing.

[F]

Djs, all fans.

[B]

And it says, I guess it's very hot and very wet this year and it's still up and running.

[A]

Oh, it's very hot.

[C]

It's what, September 1st or something about the tent through the weekend.

[B]

But it's. And they're not going to rebuild the orgy dome this year, but they promised to bring it back next year, according to this news account from the San Francisco Chronicle.

[A]

Do you think those there are girls, like the Art Sturges, where you can have. You do shots out of their.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I bet.

[F]

I know. There's. Last year, at least there's a gigantic bra dome that is all made of brassieres and everyone who comes in leaves their bra.

[A]

That's fun.

[F]

Tens of thousands.

[D]

And they're usually walking around without the rest of the.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You know where they drink the shot out of, Tom? The girls are upside down and you pay.

[D]

No, no place.

[A]

10. $10 and you drink a shot out of there? Yeah.

[F]

Wait, what?

[D]

That's more slurping than yeah.

[C]

How would you do that?

[F]

You laugh it up.

[A]

Like, first I heard about it was at Sturges, but yeah, it happens.

[B]

Is it legal?

[A]

Festival?

[B]

I mean, is there any kind of a container or is it just.

[A]

No, it's just them.

[D]

It's a free range shot.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She coughs, it might disappear. Hey.

[A]

But the girls, they get a little tipsy too, because, you know.

[C]

Wait a minute.

[A]

It's a semi permeable membrane, not like.

[C]

A little shot glass in there.

[A]

That's what I.

[B]

That's what I envision.

[A]

No, no, no, you can. You can do that or you can do the skin.

[B]

Are they standing on their heads?

[E]

There's even a mudslide sort of.

[A]

Kind of. No, there's no. Don't make it dirty. Oh, I know.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

What's the shot, Jeff, where you throw your head back and you put the shot in your mouth and somebody comes from behind and takes the shot.

[F]

Oh, I don't know.

[D]

Sit down. Like this shot in your mouth.

[A]

What?

[D]

And then they come from behind and take the shot that way? That's called something.

[C]

No, I've never seen the prison shot.

[A]

I don't understand.

[B]

How does the. How does the fluid go?

[D]

No, it's a shot glass. You hold a shot glass in your Mouth.

[B]

Oh, so. Oh, I see. And they take the shot glass with their teeth and throw it up. Okay.

[A]

You ever do a head shot, Tom, where you upside down and you. It's an illustration of a. Swallowing is not gravitational but muscular.

[B]

No?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Upside down you do a shot and then they. You most often in a barber chair.

[B]

A gentleman just takes a glass and.

[E]

What'S the margaritas they just kind of shove in your mouth and go.

[D]

Yeah, that's the other thing you do.

[B]

That's the upside down margarita.

[A]

That's where you.

[B]

That's where you. You put your head back and they mix it in your mouth.

[E]

That's very popular, right?

[D]

Yeah, very popular.

[B]

Yeah. I've never done that either again.

[A]

Well, no, you could.

[E]

I just take a Jameson bottle, I twist that thing, I gulp.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

I take another gulp and then I drain the whole bottle. It's called the God one.

[A]

You gotta let it loose here pretty soon. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

[E]

Oh, I'm ready to go.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[F]

It's a long weekend.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I think Kristen and I are both still puzzled on this upside down shot.

[C]

Yeah, I'm very.

[B]

Can you queef that thing up and out? If it' gets, you know, swallowed in.

[D]

Down enough, you can put it where.

[C]

People that have done this.

[A]

Huh?

[C]

You know people that have done this.

[A]

Oh yeah, absolutely.

[B]

This is real. Yeah. Are these, is, is this with their particular lady friend or are these just some random street.

[A]

Why would you do it? Someone you know.

[D]

It's usually a woman sitting on a back of a bike. Cuz it started at Sturgis. She's sitting on a back in a bike, both legs up.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Bottom facing backwards. Yes, that's how it's presented.

[B]

Is there a line?

[A]

Well sure there's a line. Yeah.

[E]

Around the state.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That's where we.

[C]

Popular money.

[A]

Very popular.

[B]

And who's making the money?

[C]

She is. Her boyfriend apparently.

[D]

I hope she is.

[B]

Wow, that sounds like a. Yeah.

[A]

I hope she's getting a couple dollars anyway.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Now let me ask you this.

[A]

Oh boy. All of a sudden he's interested.

[B]

No, this is a legitimate question.

[A]

I bet it isn't.

[B]

Go ahead and I'll. We were reading not too long ago about the wine enema phenomenon, which I guess for people who wanted to drink at work and not have wine breath, they would actually give them. And apparently it's quite dangerous. But the skin absorbs it. So would the woman who was having the shots, would she start getting tipsy?

[E]

Absolutely.

[D]

There's also not just the wine enema. But there's the. A vodka soaked tampon.

[A]

Absolutely.

[D]

They also do. To get drunk.

[B]

Yeah, that is.

[D]

It's sad. It's real sad.

[A]

And you know, the men do the vodka soaked tampons as well.

[D]

Where do they put those?

[A]

Well.

[B]

Well, you mean there's some guy's Keystrong. A vodka too.

[E]

Absolutely.

[B]

Well, that sure takes away the. That sure takes away the elegance of a nice cocktail. So like you're not gonna see Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall.

[F]

There's a popular at Bernie man is boofing.

[A]

There you go.

[F]

Which is where you take your drugs and place them there.

[A]

That's right.

[F]

Let them absorb that way.

[B]

Oh, I assume this isn't like a slow burn. This isn't like a joint though.

[F]

That would probably like your ex. That.

[A]

Probably really tough to keep those lit.

[B]

Yeah, but see, I'd want to see that.

[A]

You'd want to see that.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Wasn't there a certain female rocker who was rumored to have cocaine put in that area by a. I don't know which.

[B]

Who you're talking about, but don't say any names because it sounds like it's slander.

[E]

Yeah, that's why I didn't.

[D]

Good job.

[B]

I'm not. I'm not aware of that.

[E]

I'll tell you about it in the break.

[B]

Okay, well, that's all. That's all.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Somewhat unusual.

[A]

Big world out there, Tom.

[B]

Jeffrey, if we set you up, would you want to go to Burning man next year? Do some live reports?

[C]

Be great.

[A]

I guess. I guess the big problem with Burning man is getting into it and getting out.

[F]

Yeah, I guess.

[A]

One road it's like eight hours. Yeah.

[C]

Well, then it's just like I go to a concert. You leave early.

[F]

Right.

[C]

Don't stay for the encore.

[A]

That's right. If you go to a baseball game, you leave at the bottom.

[B]

Don't you want to stay? Don't they ignite the giant statue of.

[F]

The man is not the last night.

[C]

Well, you know what? I can watch from the car.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

You could see that on any TV newscast.

[F]

I watch on Instagram.

[C]

I'm with Chick's daughter. I can watch that on tv.

[A]

Available on TV and high def, I might add.

[E]

Yeah, I want to go. I'm gonna get out more.

[F]

Let's go.

[E]

Yeah, I'd go.

[F]

Let's get Wolverine. RV you and I travel.

[E]

Yeah, you and I travel together too. We travel well stories.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

What would you do, Pat? Being.

[E]

I'd watch the music.

[A]

You know what he would do. The question is, what wouldn't he do?

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

That's the question.

[B]

Do they have AA meetings at Bernie?

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

They have a.

[F]

A big nudist bike ride every year at Burning man, where thousands of nudes will get on their bikes and ride across the desert.

[D]

That's cool.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Hope they have sunscreen.

[B]

I was gonna say I hope they have goggles. And I want to get sand in your eyes. Among other things.

[E]

By the way, I have never been to an AA meeting.

[C]

Well, maybe you should start.

[D]

Clearly.

[A]

I think.

[E]

I think we just make that clear.

[A]

I think we're zeroing in on.

[D]

No problem.

[E]

The Irish.

[A]

What might be the congress.

[E]

The Irish are impervious to psychoanalysis. We don't.

[A]

We don't.

[E]

I have never gone.

[A]

Is it.

[B]

I'm just saying.

[E]

So I don't know.

[A]

What. What does it say about someone who's proud that they've never been to an AA meeting? I don't understand.

[D]

Or therapy.

[A]

Or therapy. Oh, no.

[B]

No way.

[A]

No.

[E]

I pull myself up by my bootstraps, I call you. You get me out of jail.

[B]

We.

[E]

We dry me out.

[A]

That's right.

[E]

He get back to work.

[A]

He does it all by himself.

[E]

Two AA meetings.

[B]

I'm just saying, wouldn't. If you're at this place. If Burning man is a bunch of people taking drugs and drinking booze out of women's vaginas, I would think it might be. Well, that's what you were just telling me.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

They actually do have a tent like that. Yeah. Sober area at bir.

[E]

I won't be at that.

[F]

Oh, I know.

[E]

I don't need. I work around booze all the time. I have no issue with it.

[B]

No, but you're talking about.

[E]

Thanks for that Bailey's.

[C]

At least not this day.

[B]

Well, in any event, Ms. Hooker. Yes, it is a real thing. The so called orgy tent. And it was knocked out by a something called a. Is it pronounced haboob or haboob?

[C]

Haboob.

[A]

Here's what you said. Is it pronounced haboob or haboob?

[B]

No, that's exactly what you said. I said, is it pronounced habu or haboob?

[A]

No.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

I'm still not hearing. Yeah. Much of a difference.

[B]

Is the emphasis on the first syllable or the second?

[C]

I would say haboob.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

You say haboob kebab.

[A]

That does not count as a song, by the way.

[B]

Okay. Pat. Pat, don't you. You said you have a song about the nudie place. Right?

[A]

Right. He has a lot of songs.

[E]

Yeah, the Naked Pickleball has a rewrite.

[B]

Okay, let's hear that.

[E]

Because I always like to. I always like to spice them up for you.

[B]

I. I'll set this up again. There's a.

[E]

It's unit now?

[B]

Yeah, sure. It's in Georgia. If I'm not mistaken. It's a. It's a nudist camp in Georgia. For sale 1.8 million.

[C]

By golly. Not a bad.

[B]

It's a good looking property. They've got a nice indoor pool and an outdoor pool.

[C]

Serendipity parking, nice cabins. The foot of the Blue Ridge Mountains.

[B]

Yeah, it looks pretty nice. But if you buy it, you have to keep it. A nudist camp for 10 years.

[C]

It says yes.

[E]

Pickleball, naked pickleball Sweaty in the summer Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball, naked pickleball except for shoes that were nothing.

[A]

At all.

[E]

Flapping parts in private place Faces Mimas hoo ha in their faces Incontinence and eventuality at the Seniors Seniors Nudist Colony. Maybe I should have rehearsed this one. Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance is called Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Whacking balls in the old natural boobs A flopping knees are beautiful Bruised hips replaced and backs are fused Sagging sacks are waving in the breeze Take one to the nuts and fall to your knees Playing pickleball, naked pickleball that micro dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Try not to fall on your pickling balls Here comes a bridge. Pickleball's all the rage the folks of.

[A]

A certain.

[E]

Nudity is best left to the young. But look at them having fun wrinkling in the sun and I had no idea Gramps was so well hung. Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Better than a swim or walk in the mall. Playing pickleball, naked pickleball the Ball with Esther, Clem, Betty and Big D. Saul.

[B]

Good old Saul.

[A]

Good old Saul.

[E]

That's a big one Left.

[B]

S. Josh when he gets back. Is there a. Is there a movie called well Hung Grandpa in the realm of porn?

[E]

Absolutely.

[B]

I don't want to.

[C]

I was thinking about this. I bet they've got that CODEL in the contract about keeping it a nudist colony for 10 years.

[D]

Years?

[C]

So that you can't buy it and develop it. Turn it into a subdivision or something. Some people will do that with their property.

[B]

Who wants to buy a property and have the old Owner tell you what you can do with it.

[C]

Well, you don't buy that property then. Yeah, I mean, it's. You know, it up front.

[B]

If it's such a good operation, why don't they keep it?

[C]

Maybe they're getting older, Tom.

[F]

Maybe they passed and their kids don't want.

[C]

Yeah, don't want it or something.

[B]

But they want to keep the tradition of where they used to see mom and dad run around naked. I'll never forget the first time I saw Mom's nipples hit the ground and she was still standing up. Okay, time now for a quiz. We like to educate on this program. We've been talking a lot about something called an annuity. I'm learning a lot about them. I didn't know anything about these things. And where do we go? We go to the experts on annuities. The Silac Insurance Company. In this portion of the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by our friends at SILAC with the Chick McGee McGee. Three quiz. Three questions in the FAQ category. Frequently asked questions. Dear Chick. Yeah, I want to browse and read about all the Silac annuity options and choices. What is the Silac web address?

[A]

That's easy, Tom. It's silacins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[B]

You got the first one right. Question two. This is a very easy one. I love this idea. A 20% bonus by doing a little switcheroo going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. 20% bonus. What's the phone number to find out about that?

[A]

Once again, very easy. Just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. Call £250, then just say bonus 20.

[B]

Final question, Mr. McGee. You've got two of the three. You get all three, of course. So you get the $50 in my. In my bank account somewhere. It's real easy. Please read the SILAC disclosure.

[A]

No can do, Chrissy.

[C]

Oh, you should have read it. I'd have taken the 50 bucks. Consult your financial advisor. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[B]

And we didn't do a speeded up thing using some electronic gizmo? No, Christie did that on her own broadcast student. That's how it's done. The reason we have her to it is because none of the rest of us could possibly get through it without stumbling. That's how great we are.

[C]

Oh, what you got six new flavors of Pringles.

[A]

Sometimes a Pringles. The only thing that'll do it. Boy.

[C]

Ding Dongs and Pringles in the news.

[B]

Okay, well, so I've got a sound effect for the Ding Dongs, but for the Pringles, we'll have to have Pat do his Pringle tribute viewed.

[E]

Okay, I, I, you know, I'm, I've changed my mind. I am going to do whatever he asked me from now on.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

I'm not gonna be real cranky about stuff. And this is, this is. I will do it. I'll do whatever you want.

[B]

I withdraw the AA remark because I.

[E]

Yeah, I'm getting a little bit of trouble for that, too. By the way, I'm not being hired by people. Owner's copy. But are you still a drunk? Oh, no, it's just that is, this is actually true, by the way. Hey, we got this gig coming up. Are, Are you still on the, on the sauce? I'd like you to show up sober. I'm not. You haven't had a drink. Oh, Jesus. Well, Tom always calls you a drunk on the air.

[A]

Why you call yourself a drunk? I do. You bring, you bring up, you bring.

[B]

Up Bailey's all the time. Time. I know you've been sober for quite some time, and congratulations.

[A]

Eight hours.

[B]

Just saying. I'm just saying, if.

[A]

Let's go get a cup of coffee and you. And we'll be right back. Yeah.

[B]

If Hosk takes you to Burning man, something's going to be burning.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We're gonna have a blast.

[C]

He's California sober. That's different.

[E]

Oh, no, no. I can't do that.

[B]

Okay, we're gonna, we're gonna try to get sorted out and come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24.

[B]

7.

[A]

Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail] anomaly hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[C]

Hey. Chick McGee.

[A]

Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

Jess Hooker.

[D]

Hey.

[B]

Cheers.

[A]

Chick. Jeff Osk.

[F]

Hey, man.

[A]

Ace Cosby. I am Chick. And here's Tom.

[B]

I have another question again. We had the news story about this property for sale in Georgia. And it's a great looking property and it's a, quote, well established, thriving. What I would call a nudist.

[C]

They call it resort. Resort.

[B]

They call it naturist. No, nature. Sounds like they're looking at bugs along with.

[A]

You have to keep it here.

[C]

Do look at bugs. You're just new doing it.

[A]

If you buy it, you have to agree to keep it a News colony for 10 years. Yeah, you get like to make money off of it. Or. Or do they get the money or.

[B]

No, that would. No, no, it's.

[D]

It's. It's mostly to like, maintain the integrity of, like, what the land is for, what they want to keep it as. Right?

[C]

I guess. Yeah, that would make sense.

[B]

But there is a Zillow listing for this place if you want to check it out. It's there. There's a picture of it up. Nice.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Got a beautiful pool. It's called Serendipity Park. A million eight.

[C]

What'd you say? Serendipity.

[B]

Serendipity. Get your mind out of the gutter.

[A]

Serendipity.

[B]

But I have a question because I was just thinking about this during the break. I forget if it was Mr. Oscar or Mr. Godwin or maybe both of you that have played doing stand up comedy at a nudist called Colony, right?

[E]

I haven't done a nudist colony. I did the nude cruises. I. I know. Jeff.

[C]

No, I've never done Roselyn.

[A]

No.

[C]

Was it Willie that did?

[E]

Yeah, I think Willie did it.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

DJ Dangler.

[B]

Oh, that's right. It was DJ Dangler. Did the new.

[F]

He did it nude.

[A]

Yeah, he took. Well, with a name like DJ Dangler.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Why wouldn't he?

[C]

Come on.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Also, is the name Dangler appropriate?

[F]

I think he just laid it on the table.

[D]

I was gonna say he's like seven feet tall.

[F]

Yeah, I'm sure he's.

[B]

My question was gonna be he just.

[A]

Pulled out enough to win the 10 bucks.

[B]

Do you think T shirt sales are pretty light? Your merch.

[A]

Oh, that's funny.

[B]

Are people gonna buy? Hey, I hope you like my show. I've got these shirts. I guess none of you want them because you're all naked.

[D]

This is where you take your koozies and your keychains.

[E]

You can't say koozie on the air.

[A]

Can you guys imagine how uncomfortable Tom would be at a nudist college?

[B]

I'm uncomfortable talking about him.

[C]

It would be so fun to watch.

[D]

With regular people with their clothes on.

[A]

Yeah. Some guy Would walk you and like a weirdly shaped penis. So how you doing, Frank? Oh my God.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Are they all ages?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Aren't some of these like family?

[D]

I don't know if they can do that.

[C]

Well, some of them are family resorts.

[E]

Family stuff throws me.

[F]

That's just little.

[B]

That's just going to be so uncomfortable.

[C]

That's where naturist comes in. I think that's how you maybe get around it.

[A]

They. I would imagine they. This builds stronger families is what I can hear them saying.

[D]

Haven't we talked about this? That there's rules though, and there's areas for the family. This is all coming back to me now.

[B]

I don't remember.

[D]

And like single people can't be in the family area.

[C]

That makes sense.

[B]

Yeah, well, no one should be in the family area. I don't want to be.

[F]

Yeah, even the families shouldn't be in the family area.

[B]

Hi, Mrs. Johnson. Wow, your. Your daughter sure are a sprouting. What are they, seventh grade now?

[E]

I would imagine.

[D]

Could have gone so much older.

[A]

No, that's the whole thing. Junior in high school.

[B]

The whole thing is just wrong. I would imagine nudity is the devil's workshop. Right, Mr. McGee?

[A]

That's right.

[B]

You taught me that.

[A]

The scan is the devil's slip cover. Well, there you go.

[B]

That's better.

[E]

I would imagine when men get angry, let's say that's probably inappropriate, you have to maintain.

[C]

Stay in your room.

[E]

You have to maintain a certain sort of maintain.

[D]

Oh, is there like a fan you can pull out if it does get angry? I don't flip it in front real quick.

[A]

Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah.

[B]

Where are you gonna keep the fan?

[D]

You're naked around your neck.

[A]

Oh, one of those old church fans, you know.

[C]

Carry it around though.

[A]

I've got the vape, I have the vapor stuff.

[B]

Okay, well, I'm just curious. We'll have to talk to D.J. the next time. The next time he's. He's here about. Did he sell any merch at the nudist colony in the meantime?

[F]

Well, he may have sold a bunch of shirts. And then there's just a bunch of people walking around Porky piggin it for the rest of the night, which is always a good one.

[B]

That is an extraordinary look. Christy Lee is at the SILAC insurance news desk. What do you got over there?

[C]

Well, familiar flavors with a smoky twist is how Pringles is describing some of their soon to be released chip flavors. One of six new flavors, though, is sweet.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

The first of its kind in 10 years.

[A]

Everybody shut up. What are these flavors?

[C]

They will hit the shelves in September. And these six new flavors, most of them are pretty much what you've. Smoky bacon, smoky bacon, smoky mesquite barbecue.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Which is kind of. It's basically barbecue with a twist. Smoky cheddar, sharp white cheddar, jalapeno and queso described as medium in heat. And here's the sweet one. Cinnamon and sugar Pringles.

[B]

Oh, I bet those are great.

[E]

I don't think so.

[C]

Sweet and salty.

[B]

That would be. That's right up my alley. You have to get some of those in here immediately.

[C]

Yeah. Well, it'll be in a limited edition packaging for the holidays. You may have to wait a little bit longer.

[A]

Remember our buddy Greg Warren used to work Procter and Gamble, and his brand was Pringles. And he said they never really got barbecue that flavor. Correct.

[D]

I would agree.

[A]

They really wanted it, but I, I like the barbecue they have.

[C]

Well, maybe this will hit the button then. Smoky mesquite. Sweet, smoky, savory and tangy notes that create a familiar barbecue flavor with a smoked twist is how they describe it.

[B]

How did that notes thing ever get into food? In any event, food is going to begin our Today in History segment.

[A]

Is that right?

[B]

Yeah. So if we could get to that.

[A]

Time now for today and history.

[B]

1896.

[A]

1896. 90s. Oh, I'm sorry.

[B]

Chop suey was invented in new. In New York City. And I think.

[A]

As in New York City.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not in China or Chinese food. It's New York City.

[B]

It's considered to be a Chinese American dish. I, I, for me, the only Chinese.

[C]

Food I ever had till I was.

[B]

An adult, I think, but as a kid, that, that's. The stuff's terrible. Yeah. Now they've got. What is it? Frozen fresh. Whatever. That's much better.

[C]

But yeah, my mom used to serve that on rice with water chestnuts.

[B]

Terrible.

[E]

And those sprinkly things you put on top.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The little rice noodle things.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

It was like a big can with a can on top. And the main can had the slimy Chinese food. And then the can on top had had the crunchy noodles.

[C]

Water chestnut.

[D]

What was the slimy part? Was it. It was noodles.

[C]

Beef. It was like bean sprouts.

[E]

So bad.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And you could get different flavors.

[F]

Yeah. Oh, it did have the little carrots.

[A]

It looked like really thick chicken soup.

[F]

Yeah. It was not good.

[D]

And I don't remember the.

[C]

There it is. Oh, that's beef J. Now, that was.

[B]

No. It may have come a long way, but the canned stuff. When I was a kid, I made me never want to go to a Chinese restaurant. But I finally went to one. I went, oh, my God, this is the best food in the world.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Your mom served you la choy. I can't believe that.

[B]

I guess.

[A]

Did you just stay. To hell with it. And get a bowl of cereal or peanut butter and jelly?

[B]

Wasn't there. I'm trying to. Wasn't there a famous song called Chop Suey?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. By System of the Down.

[A]

Is that really.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, really?

[F]

Am I right, Ace?

[A]

Yes.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Was it a good song?

[F]

Yeah, it's one of their most popular ones.

[B]

Does it have like a. Oh, no, it's.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[E]

I didn't see it going.

[D]

No appropriation.

[E]

I. I thought we were gonna.

[A]

You just can't help yourself.

[B]

Here it is. Wait a minute. This is it.

[D]

It's a great song.

[B]

Does it have clean lyrics?

[F]

Yeah, we're about to find out.

[B]

I like it so far.

[F]

Oh, it really kicks in there in a second.

[B]

Isn't this. Isn't this the guy with the Armenian singer? Oh, yeah. This is awesome. This is. This is chop suey.

[A]

Yep. Okay, cool.

[B]

Well, I'll listen to it later. Sorry, I just got carried away.

[A]

So. Good.

[B]

Let's see. Other than that, in the world of history today. You don't want to hear that. It's too boring. Pat and I'll.

[A]

There's somebody's birthday beat.

[B]

Birthdays. Ingrid Bergman.

[A]

No, that's not the one.

[B]

That. She was significantly taller than Humphrey Bogart. And there were certain scenes they did. They had to dig a trench. They'd walk next to each other. She wouldn't be towering over.

[A]

Bergman was like six feet.

[B]

Oh, that's.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Happy birthday. Happy birthday to the bird. Charlie Parker.

[A]

She'd hustle basketball games during.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Take it to the rack.

[B]

Happy birthday. Michael Jackson. Oh, that's. That's awkward.

[A]

Who else? There's somebody cool, though, if you get to.

[B]

Oh, maybe this guy. I like this guy. Chris Hadfield. The famous astronaut.

[C]

No, Chris Hadfield.

[B]

He was the astronaut that did all the cool stuff.

[A]

Oh, that's right. Canadian guy and Joe Johnny McCoy. They couldn't get out. Go up in a rocket together. That's right. They just didn't get along, that Fields and McCoy.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know, remember the guy, the Canadian astronaut?

[C]

No, I don't remember him at all.

[B]

Oh, well, I don't see anybody that you think was really cool chick having a Birthday.

[A]

Well, I don't.

[B]

Oh, wait a minute. Richard Attenborough. The.

[D]

It's my cousin Shannon's birthday. Oh, she's pretty cool.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now, this is bizarre. I did not know this. In 2012, banana spider venom was found to be an effective treatment for erectile dysfunction. What?

[F]

Who found that out?

[D]

Yeah, no, yeah.

[B]

How'd you find that out?

[C]

Bit on their penis.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Hey, surely, I've got good news and bad news.

[D]

I don't know.

[F]

Some nudists walk through a spider.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And it was just swollen. It didn't help anything.

[B]

Okay. Well, now, coming up, we have cool shark news. Really interesting. A first in the world of sharks has been found in the last week or two. We'll find out about that from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. Thanks for. For the applause, Pat Godwin. There's Jess Hooker.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

Jeff Osk.

[F]

I have a question.

[A]

I get that in a moment. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Tom And Jeff has a question.

[B]

Yes, go ahead, Jeffrey.

[F]

So I have a question for mainly Chick and Tom. So my youngest daughter yesterday had her first date.

[A]

Oh.

[F]

With a boy.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And he came over and I had to do the dad.

[A]

Sure.

[F]

Like, he did come up to the porch and introduce himself. I had known him through my daughter as Timmy. He came up. Nice to meet you, sir. I'm Tim.

[A]

All right.

[F]

Don't Tim me, buddy.

[A]

Timmy. Did you tell him that?

[F]

I did. And I was like, I need to see your driver's license.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

And he's like, are you serious? I go, yeah. If I have to show ID to get a bottle of liquor, you have to show ID to get my daughter for the night. I want to see it.

[B]

Had he ever seen you before? No, but that's because I want you to look at it from his perspective.

[F]

Right.

[B]

He rings the bell, you. You answer the door.

[F]

That's right.

[B]

He's first. He goes, are you the lead singer of System of a Doubt?

[F]

And then if I did, I wouldn't live in this house.

[B]

But I mean, you gotta imagine because you were in this position many years ago.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

It's very intimidating for him as well.

[F]

Well, that's right. But isn't that your job as the dad, when your daughter got picked up stuff, did you give them the business?

[A]

We didn't let him, you know, honk the horn. He had to come to the door, stuff like that.

[F]

As far, did you man up, like. No, not really.

[E]

You didn't ask for a license or id?

[A]

I didn't know anything that's asking for.

[B]

The ID is really unusual.

[A]

I think. I think it's a good idea.

[C]

I like it.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Well, then we also track her on our phone, and I noticed they went to a park and they stopped walking. So we text, hey, hey. Start walking again. Enough. Enough downtime.

[B]

Where was the tracker? In her purse.

[C]

Your kids on their phone?

[A]

Well, actually, hang on a second. No, the tracker is actually a device that you have to buy separately, Tom. And it comes with a leg. It comes with a giant satellite and a drone.

[B]

As paranoid.

[A]

Just do it on your phone, you idiot.

[B]

As paranoid as I am, I just don't.

[C]

You know, I'm with you. I don't. I never do. I never track.

[B]

They're gonna do what they're gonna do.

[D]

Yeah, I didn't either.

[C]

No, I'm not.

[A]

My daughter.

[C]

Give them some space.

[F]

Well, they went to my daughter first.

[A]

32. And I. I track her.

[C]

Are you serious?

[A]

Oh, yeah. I know exactly where she is.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

No, no, no.

[F]

But then they went to the park.

[A]

They.

[C]

It's a beautiful.

[F]

Exactly sitting. You keep it moving.

[B]

I have a question.

[A]

Tom has a question. Yes?

[B]

Was it a. The vehicle that they were leaving in, was it a van?

[F]

No.

[B]

Had it been a van, would you have gone inspected to make sure there wasn't a mattress in the back?

[F]

If he had a van, we. He would not be taking my daughter out.

[B]

I see.

[F]

He did open the door for her. Yeah, I noticed out the window. So he was very respectful. But yeah, when I saw them, they were moving through the park. Then they stopped for like five minutes, and we're like, get to walking again.

[C]

Maybe they were looking at nature.

[F]

You act like I've never been out on a date before. Yeah, no, no.

[E]

Sucker dog. Behind the Tasty.

[F]

Exactly. No.

[B]

Interesting.

[F]

So you didn't, like, threaten your guy when he came to get your daughter?

[B]

Yeah, I'm the cool guy.

[A]

What is it Charles Barkley always said of the guy who dates my daughter? If I kill the first one, the world will get around.

[B]

Yeah. Very good. Very good. That's interesting.

[F]

The kid did say, you look just like my father. And I was like, oh, so you know I mean business. And he goes, yes, sir.

[B]

Wait a minute.

[F]

His dad looks like you that's what he said. I don't know if he was just trying to be endearing or what, but I was like, oh, so, you know, I must.

[B]

One must point out you do affect a certain. A certain look.

[A]

Has a luscious beard.

[E]

Beautiful beard.

[D]

But yeah. He also looks like he could own some firearms.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

And be into conspiracy.

[F]

When he was on his way over, I realized I was just in, like, sports pants and like a T shirt. And I went and dressed nicer, like.

[D]

Oh, you changed clothes.

[F]

Yeah, I. I changed.

[C]

You have a shotgun next to.

[E]

Show him the weapon, did you? Like a glass.

[F]

I just kind of stretched and let it peek out from under my shirt.

[A]

You know what?

[F]

You.

[A]

Next time time put a tinfoil hat on 100%. Just for the hat. Just for the hell.

[B]

But he was. He was able to see the tattoos?

[F]

Yeah, I think he did see some. And he.

[C]

What time did they get home?

[F]

They. He had her home five minutes before I told him to have her back.

[E]

But he gave you some slap back. He said, really? When you asked about the id, he gave you a little bit of sex?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

He was like, really? I go, yeah. And he kind of laughed and showed me his id and I took a picture of it.

[D]

Valid driver's license.

[A]

That's not. That's not a bad idea.

[B]

Did he give you the good one or the fake one?

[F]

Yeah. It says here you're 27. Oh, sorry, wrong ID, sir.

[A]

It says here, Mr. Wong.

[F]

Thank you.

[C]

So did your daughter get upset with you for checking on her?

[F]

Did she say anything? Well, what I told her I was gonna do was way worse. So when he got there and I just did that, she kind of rolled her eyes and she.

[C]

No, I meant if you. When you said, hey, get. Keep walking or something, I would gone. My parents are so embarrassing.

[F]

Oh, I'm sure she did.

[B]

Have you had time to debrief her since the event?

[F]

Yeah, she came home and she's like. He was. I was like, was he a gentleman? He held the door. He opened my door. He paid for everything, and he was totally respectful. I like Timmy going out with him again. She was there.

[E]

A kiss on the cheek at the end.

[F]

Don't want to know.

[B]

Did they go to a movie or something or.

[F]

No, like I said, they went to Chick Fil A and then they went to a park and walked around.

[A]

Right. Looked at Nathan Creature.

[D]

They vaped is what he means.

[A]

They vaped it up. Yeah.

[F]

She does say. She did say. He is not a vapor or a zen.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

I was happy.

[D]

That is Cool.

[E]

You have to say that.

[B]

Okay, well.

[F]

But yeah, he tried to Tim me.

[A]

Hi.

[F]

I'm. No, you're Timmy.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Get out of here.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

He could have gone. Timothy, though. Oh.

[F]

I go, he. She needs to be home by nine. He goes, I understand that. I'm a junior.

[C]

Oh.

[F]

I go, yeah. That's what I'm worried about.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Like.

[D]

So you're an upper class.

[C]

She's a freshman.

[F]

No, she's a sophomore.

[C]

Sophomore.

[A]

Oh, an older man.

[B]

I want to keep in touch with this story.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's very exciting. Good job. Good job as a dad. Now we have time.

[C]

You're getting close to that again.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

A couple more years.

[B]

That's something. Kelly handles.

[A]

You know what? Let me tell you something. That is. That is the perfect answer. That's hilarious. Absolutely perfect.

[B]

I've been down this road before. That is not. That is not in my job description.

[A]

What does it do, Tom? If you get involved? Doesn't pay.

[B]

Yeah. No.

[A]

Stay out of it.

[B]

I'm on my computer working.

[C]

Okay, fair enough.

[A]

You're making the money. So they have some place to come when they're done with their roof over there. Yeah.

[B]

Roof over there.

[A]

Roof over their head.

[C]

Real quick. Hostess is recalling several. Lots of Ding Dongs.

[A]

Several lots of what?

[C]

Ding Dongs. Over Possible mold contamination. The JM sucker. Sucker. JM Smucker Co. Who owns Ding Dong.

[A]

Said Dave likes mockers. It has to be cool.

[C]

I love that.

[B]

That was. I thought that was a really good ad campaign.

[A]

Mason ad.

[C]

Yeah, I do too. Said a mechanical issue in the manufacturing process may have created conditions that could support the development of mold in the product.

[A]

Here's what I will tell prior to the expiration. I will take everyone's moldy Ding Dongs. That's how much I love Ding Dongs.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, the average person. The person that's going to eat a Ding Dong isn't really concerned about.

[A]

Not give a damn.

[B]

Penicillin's made out of mold. I'll also.

[C]

And you're fine now. The company has since resolved the issue. The five lots of recalled Hostess Ding Dong Dongs, which were distributed across the U. S have Best buy dates of August 30th and 31st, as well as September. 1, 2, 3.

[A]

I would eat a King Dong out of a frog's mouth. I don't care. A Ding Dong. King Dong.

[F]

You said King Dong.

[D]

The one that's like a hockey puck.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And they were originally called King King Dons.

[B]

There is a thing called a King Dong.

[A]

No, no, there. It used to be called King Don, like Domino. And then when Hostess bought the company, they changed it to Ding Dongs.

[B]

Oh, that makes more sense.

[F]

King Dog is what Godzilla had, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Giant dog.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. If you want to avoid a moldy Ding Dong, just get circumcised. That's what I say.

[E]

Is that what you say?

[A]

You just assume they're, you know, not as clean as circumcised to be. I get that feeling. Don't you think?

[B]

Oh, you can mess up.

[E]

Everything's different now.

[B]

We have a lot to get to here. We got this really cool shark story.

[C]

We're gonna get to that.

[B]

You guys are gonna flip when you see there's a photograph of a shark and you guys.

[A]

Okay, you said we're gonna flip.

[B]

It's. I. I flipped when I saw it.

[A]

I cannot flip. I can flip in the pool we talked about.

[B]

Okay, Right now, the Baba Tom show, sponsored by Better Help. Better Help is all about doing something for yourself that's really good for your head. I'm talking about therapy. And some 30,000 therapists are working with. With Better Help. And it's all about accessing therapy online and performing the therapy online. Those sessions take place online, so it's a lot more convenient. You can do it with your smartphone, you can do it with a laptop, whatever. And what's really interesting, this number. 30 million therapists. Excuse me, 30,000 therapists, but 5 million people are using BetterHelp, and they have a 4.9 out of 5 rating for their live sessions, which is really staggering. So see what I'm talking about by going to betterhelp.com btshow and again, the therapy done with your laptop or whatever. And the interesting thing is, you can do it wherever you want to be. So it's a lot more convenient, and you can switch therapists anytime, no additional fees involved. And speaking of the fee, you can knock 10% off that fee if you go to betterhelp.com btshow so talk it out with a professional therapist. And by the way, they have therapists with fields of expertise in pretty much any field you can think of. So see what I'm talking about? It's always a good thing to talk to someone and take advantage of this. This offer from BetterHelp by getting that 10% knocked [e-mail] BTShow and just to clarify, it's BetterHelp H E L P. I'll overemphasize that. Betterhelp.com now, coming up, we have a really cool shark story. I promise you, you will find it absolutely fascinating.

[A]

I've been promised. I'll flip.

[B]

And then for Ms. Hooker, we have something coming in the world of cooking that I think you may be able to make for us down the road, but it involves a restaurant in Sweden involving the meat from a moose and from a reindeer. And we'll talk about that when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And that's Tom. Hello.

[B]

So we're checking in with the Silac Insurance news desk and Christy Lee and we've got a couple of exciting things in the news. Go ahead, Christy.

[C]

A fisherman hooked a bright orange shark off the coast of Costa Rica. Mr. Gavin Watson told USA Today that he reeled in a 6 foot 6 inch nurse shark with wide eyes and a bright orange body near Torre Guerrero National park. Footage captured by Mr. Watson shows the neon colored shark in the water beside the boat. According to a report published in the Marine Biodiversity Journal, it was the first time an orange shark has ever been recorded. Scientists say the shark's unusual neon orange color is a phenomenon called xanathism, a pigmentation condition portraying yellow or golden tones in the skin, scales or fur of animals. The shark was the first scientifically documented case of total xenithism in the species. In the first record. Record recorded rather. From the Caribbean Sea.

[B]

Do we have a photograph of this thing?

[F]

Look at this.

[B]

I mean, it is. It looks fake.

[C]

Yeah, it does look like a big goldfish. It does.

[D]

It looks like one of those goldfish people dump and then they grow.

[C]

Yeah, the big koi.

[B]

Maybe. It's a maybe.

[A]

Hey, Tom, did you hear what Jess said? It looks like one of those goldfish people dump. Dump? Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Really? Are you playing his part now?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[E]

Well, you did say dump, all right.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I mean, it's the color of Cheetos.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It looks like a remote controlled shark that you said.

[B]

When I first read this story, I thought, oh, it's probably, you know, has a little orange. Yeah, a little orange tint if you look at the right angle. No, this thing is an orange shark.

[A]

No, it's. Tents aren't orange. The whole shark's orange. Right. Am I right? You're right. That'd be your orange tension.

[B]

But you're, you're suggesting it's the color of a goldfish is true.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What a weird.

[D]

It's like a floaty. Yeah, I'd want to grab it. I wouldn't take it as seriously, you.

[C]

Know, it's a nurse shark. It won't bite you.

[D]

Oh really?

[C]

It's not hard.

[A]

No, nurse sharks. I understand. If you suck on their nipples, they won't bite you.

[D]

Is that true?

[B]

Yeah, I think they're the, they're the happy sharks.

[C]

Speaking of sharks, sharks, they may be losing their deadly bite due to climate change.

[A]

See, here you go, Tom. A happy story.

[C]

Scientists say that the apex predators razor sharp teeth are being destroyed by ocean acidification. Researchers have discovered that as seas become more acidic, sharks teeth may become structurally weaker and more prone to breaking. That could affect the ability to. Of these apex predator predators to hunt and potentially disrupt the balance of the entire ocean ecosystem.

[B]

Have they checked shark teeth and they're more decay.

[A]

Is that.

[B]

Apparently we're going to need a bigger brush. Are there, I mean, come on, really?

[A]

Are there shark dentists?

[B]

I know that there was a situation in which a. Was it a rhino and they, they.

[A]

Actually had to fill a cavity at a rhino.

[B]

I remember seeing this at a zoo and they brought in. Yeah, a dentist.

[C]

Like a veterinarian zoo dentists. Yeah, there are.

[A]

Because they're called, they're called zentists.

[C]

We had an incident at our. With an elephant at our zoo.

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Well, that must be a giant brush nitrous mask that they put on.

[E]

They refuse to brush.

[B]

Yeah, well, not anymore. They've got one of those herpetology things and they use snakes for flossing. What happened to the big python? Oh, Zelda the elephant. Wouldn't you just a little meat in her mouth.

[A]

Laugh. If they would train an elephant to grab a giant toothbrush with her trunk.

[E]

I would laugh.

[C]

I would love that.

[B]

They could floss with electric eels. It would be like a water pick.

[E]

I could bring in shark teeth on Tuesday.

[C]

Oh, did you catch, did you get some when you were at the beach?

[A]

Yeah. Where did you get the ones on the. On floor?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And Ron Johns.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So this, this story is suggesting that the, the teeth of.

[C]

Because the ocean's more acidic, it's breaking down the teeth of the shark. It's what it's saying.

[B]

So sharks are gum people to death.

[C]

They're drinking a lot of Mountain Dew. How is that?

[B]

Well, I'm gonna eat something that tastes more like pudding. Like a surfer.

[F]

Thought you said pudding.

[E]

That Just scared me.

[A]

Between the. Between the orange tents and the pudding.

[B]

Something soft. This is a hillbilly shark, by the way.

[C]

And eating clearly. A restaurant in Sweden is serving up cheesesteak sandwiches packed with reindeer and moose meat.

[A]

I bet it's delicious.

[C]

At Stank street food in Karuna, 125 miles north of the Arctic Circle, owner Sebastian Bohm.

[B]

What if you're 125 miles north of the Arctic Circle? Circle. Any hot food?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

It's so cold up there.

[A]

Now, that's not necessarily civilized.

[B]

You don't think so?

[A]

No.

[B]

You're above the Arctic Circle. You're gonna be freezing.

[A]

You can. No. You can arrange for things to stay.

[B]

Warm, like a nice, cold Vichy Swa. No.

[C]

Owner Sebastian Bowman and Cecilia Abrahamson molded their specialty after the famous Philly cheesesteak, even though neither has ever been to Philadelphia. Mr. Bowman told the Associated Press the hardest part was sourcing the famous hoagie roll.

[A]

And, of course, getting the reindeer's legs apart.

[C]

Yeah. Which gets delivered about once a week from the middle of the country. He admitted the meat doesn't come cheap either. While affiliate Cheesesteak runs a diner between 16 and 18, a regular size Arctic cheesesteak will cost you about 26 bucks.

[A]

Well, prices are slightly higher in Alaska, Hawaii, Arctic Circle.

[B]

Right.

[F]

Like, if you're gonna shoot a reindeer, do you do it while it's in the sky, or do you wait till it lands?

[A]

No, no, no. You have to yell merry Christmas.

[F]

It has to feel invigorating. Killing a reindeer.

[D]

It's the same as killing a regular deer.

[F]

Nah.

[A]

Merry Christmas.

[C]

Each week, the business goes through 220 pounds of ground moose, 110 pounds of specially smoked reindeer. See, for about 500 cheesesteaks and 500 meat and fry orders, how many people.

[A]

Live up there that they're taking advantage? 500 sandwich sandwiches.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Must be good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The one I tried. The one I tried, I thought it was a little rare. It had red bits in it, but turned out it was a red nose.

[D]

They ground up the nose.

[A]

They hate Rudolph. Including the nose.

[B]

I'll teach you. Let them play in reindeer games.

[D]

Unfortunately, we can't get moose meat here in the U.S. yes.

[F]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah. It's illegal.

[B]

No kidding.

[A]

Well, but we.

[E]

We got ways around that.

[A]

We can get it.

[C]

We know.

[E]

I got a guy.

[F]

We can have reindeer meat.

[C]

So if you're hunting moose, you can't eat it.

[D]

I don't know if it's. Is it legal to hunt moose here in the States?

[A]

Are there any. Are there Any moose in. Within 100 miles of where we're sitting?

[E]

I don't think so.

[B]

Not in the wild.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, you might.

[E]

The mo.

[A]

But I mean, there might be a pet moose. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, I guarantee there's a moose.

[A]

Moose. You guarantee there's a moose within a hundred miles of where we're sitting, right?

[B]

Yes. I'll bet 100 bucks as.

[A]

As a pet. You know what? You're on. And I need.

[E]

I'm in on this and I have no money.

[A]

As we always do. Go right ahead.

[B]

Wait a minute. I've already got that. No. Yeah, someone's got a pet moose around here.

[A]

Now you're betting 100 bucks on a pet somebody else. That's fine. I. I like this bet. I wanna. I don't care.

[F]

I'm 100.

[A]

I'm curious enough for 100 bucks to find out if there's somebody with a pet move.

[E]

There is not.

[B]

There's probably somebody with a. I know this is true. There's a guy with a couple of reindeer. I tell you what, because I've seen him.

[A]

I'll give you this whole state where there's a pet move.

[E]

Oh, don't go that far.

[A]

No, no, no, no. I think I'm safe.

[B]

I mean, we tried to get a camel in here one day and there's a guy that has one, but he just wanted too much money.

[C]

Meat.

[A]

We can get camel.

[C]

That sounds.

[A]

That's only like a.2 phone call.

[B]

No, I don't want to get the camel meat. I mean, I wanted to get a camel here.

[C]

Oh, I want an actual camel.

[B]

An actual camel. We made some phone calls and there.

[A]

For our annual nativity show. Is that what you.

[B]

No, you can't get them Christmas time.

[D]

Can we please do a nativity for our Christmas card this year?

[B]

Please?

[A]

With live animals? Well, we could. We could shoot the pictures like we've.

[D]

Never done a Christmas.

[F]

I want to be one of the wise men. I want to have the frankincense.

[C]

Oh, you've got the wise man now.

[D]

I want to be the angel.

[E]

I want to be baby Jesus.

[A]

Perfect.

[C]

You do perfect.

[B]

You may have to take off the beard.

[E]

I'll shave.

[B]

Yeah, no, there's a. I didn't realize moose meat was illegal.

[D]

It is illegal. Yeah, you can we. If you get it here or at a restaurant, it's because it's. It's farmed, raised and shipped from a different country.

[A]

Oh, this says according to Google. Google. There are not any wild moose within a hundred miles of where we're sitting. Tom Moose lodges, though, exist.

[E]

Oh, now, here's the thing. Tom's gonna find a way around another article.

[B]

Someone listening probably has. I'm just saying there's someone on a farm that has, like, a reindeer and a moose.

[A]

Curious to find a moose. The moose habitat prefer colder climates and extensive forests found in northern states and Canada primarily.

[B]

I've seen a moose in the wild.

[A]

You have?

[F]

Was it in Michigan?

[C]

Oh, here we go.

[B]

Isle Royale.

[A]

Backpacking with the other trust fund babies.

[D]

Aren't they way bigger than you think?

[B]

Yes, yes.

[A]

They're.

[B]

They're 90 weighed on the way to being a horse.

[C]

And don't talk like mowing.

[A]

How are you doing?

[B]

Moose hunting is only allowed in certain northern states. States, Alaska, Maine, Minnesota and a few others. According to this news account, there's a special license and permit typically needed to get a moose. However, it is, it is legal across all of Canada.

[C]

I have a friend of a friend who's in Azerbaijan right now hunting. Hunting? Did you just say Dagestan tur? Have you ever heard of that?

[F]

A what?

[C]

Dagestan tur. T animal.

[F]

Is it a mammal?

[A]

It's an animal that sounds like a religious sect. Are you sure?

[C]

Are you getting it? Looks like a huge bighorn sheep kind of thing.

[A]

Oh, whoa.

[C]

Yeah. I had never heard of this. I thought the. I thought my friend was making it up. It is scary.

[B]

Yeah, but he's got all the weight up. He's got a gun, right?

[C]

No, he's gonna wrestle him with his hands.

[B]

I'm just saying it's not a fair fight.

[A]

He's got a girl.

[B]

Give a gun to the Dagestan turd. Whatever the hell is going on.

[A]

You're gonna sneak up behind him. He has a piano wire.

[E]

That's you. I'm gonna Pakistan really big as.

[B]

That's how they track him, probably. We just had the one where the one guy was man versus bison, Right. And the guy got killed.

[C]

Yeah, but he wasn't hunting the bison, was he?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Trying to take a picture of him, I thought.

[B]

No, we had a guy hunting him.

[D]

Oh, well, not humping him.

[B]

No, he was hunting them and.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Hey. Beavers are in the news. They've been reintroduced.

[A]

Beavers are always in the news.

[C]

Scottish islands. For the first time in 400 years, authorities have been working together to bring the rodents back to the Northwest Highlands. Four centuries after they were first driven to extinction in Scotland. After years of planning and months of delays, permission for the reintroduction of the species has finally been granted. A family of beavers will now Be released into a national nature reserve.

[B]

You know what happened to them all?

[C]

What happened?

[B]

Hit by golf balls. That's Scotland. They.

[E]

They love their golf.

[B]

They love their golf.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Out.

[E]

I just saw a hole in one beaver back there.

[A]

Have you ever watched the Angry Beavers cartoon show? And if you haven't, why not? Oh, really? Wonderful. Just.

[B]

I've been to Scotland.

[C]

Well, well, okay, okay.

[B]

I want to see a beaver to say, hey, baby, lift up your kilt.

[E]

Have you actually been?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Beautiful country. My brother is there. One of my brothers is there right now.

[A]

He's buying a portion of it, playing some golf.

[B]

That's what you do when you're there, Pat. I know, I know. Or visit a distillery, whatever you did.

[E]

I just not mention that I'm unhirable. I'm unemployable because of you.

[A]

No, it's because of the drinking problem, I would think. Yeah. My goodness, I walked right into that keg. You hit your head on the bar. Wham.

[B]

Okay, Christy, here's the story.

[A]

You just can't win.

[B]

Here's the story. Millionaire Texas rancher, that's in a weird name, struck by buffalo. He was hunting in South Africa. Big game hunt.

[C]

Oh, that was the water buffalo story. That's totally. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So the thing that that guy's hunting looks just like this thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Can roller skate in a water buffalo herd. Can't roller skate in a water buffalo.

[C]

Roger Miller taught us that.

[B]

This poor guy. D E, A D well, let's hope.

[C]

That my friend doesn't have that. Doesn't Happen to Axel.

[B]

My gosh, I shouldn't have given his name, but I can't do this.

[E]

You have a friend named Axel?

[A]

Axel Foley, the famous policeman.

[C]

No, no, no, no. All right, all right.

[B]

If you were going to get killed hunting, what kind of creature would you want to get killed by? Chris?

[C]

Boy, there's a question.

[A]

What a great question.

[E]

A naked woman.

[B]

No, I mean, wouldn't it be.

[C]

It's a lot cooler if it's like a leopard.

[B]

Yeah. My buddy Alex got attacked by a lion.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

By a water buffer.

[A]

It gets down to, do you want to be impaled by a horn or torn apart by claws?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, you're thinking of it a different way than I am. You're thinking is very valid. I'm thinking of it with respect to how it is for your reputation.

[C]

Yeah. Romantically, it looks better to get killed by a leopard than by a buffalo.

[B]

Yeah. Especially if you were saving a child from being eaten by the lion when he.

[A]

If you were killed by a group of koalas. Probably.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That wouldn't be a way to go. Yeah, no.

[B]

Or ants.

[A]

Yeah, well, but ants can bring it.

[C]

Yeah, fire ants.

[A]

That's no fun.

[B]

That'd be a bad way to go, I'm guessing.

[C]

Yeah, that would be.

[B]

Okay. Well, now what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[C]

Well, we have ospreys in the news. We have. We have to get to Jeff Osprey.

[A]

Failed to mention.

[B]

What is an osprey exactly?

[C]

It's a big bird, like an eagle.

[A]

With a big beard and curly hair.

[E]

It's like a henway.

[C]

What's a hen weigh?

[E]

17 pounds.

[A]

That's a big hen.

[B]

Yeah, well, 17 pounds if you're drunk.

[A]

Speaking of being drunk, wouldn't you like to be home at drunk right now?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Maybe. Maybe. Yes.

[C]

24 minutes. I will be.

[A]

Well, we know Pat will be.

[E]

That's why 22 Isaiah faster.

[A]

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[B]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Time to play drop the needle.

[A]

All right.

[B]

What is this? You like this?

[A]

I never heard this before.

[C]

Me either.

[B]

This is Chop Suey.

[A]

By.

[B]

Or wait a minute, this is abstract funk by a band called Chop Suey.

[A]

Well, which is.

[B]

I know, I just. Just googled.

[A]

There's a band called Chop Suey.

[B]

Apparently.

[A]

Yeah, but Chop Suey is not a Chinese, is it? It's an Americanized Chinese.

[B]

It was invented in New York City.

[C]

And apparently it's usually pork. I did some investigating, okay.

[B]

Oh, and I'm sure there's a delightful. I have never been.

[C]

You can make it there's a recipe.

[B]

I've never been to a Chinese restaurant in order chop suey because when I was a kid, the chop suey was that canned stuff and it was terrible.

[A]

What is your go to ch order?

[B]

Oh, everything. It's all good.

[A]

Lo mein, chicken lo mein.

[B]

Even bad Chinese food is better than most.

[C]

I had fried rice last night.

[E]

You lost your taste for sushi though, right?

[B]

I haven't had sushi for a long time.

[A]

Is it because of the shark thing?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You might back. Are you worried about a shark attack in a sushi restaurant? Is that what you're worried about?

[B]

Well, as you know, your. Your body odor suddenly takes on that of raw fish and you could. You could walk into. Walk into a Buc EE's and the next thing you know, you're getting attacked by a shark.

[A]

Were you told.

[C]

God.

[A]

Were you told that you had an odor after you ate sushi and your feelings were hurt?

[B]

No, no, no. I just. For some reason lately, just not in my.

[D]

Not appealing.

[B]

Not appealing to me anymore.

[C]

A California roll, shrimp temple, salmon and tuna nigiri. Yeah.

[B]

Awkward to order. Anyway, when we come back, depending on the surfer. I'll take the chicken.

[A]

Yeah, to hell with it. Just give me the chicken.

[B]

Okay, folks, sometimes we just do them for us. Coming up, we have something.

[C]

We have something, all right.

[B]

Something sweet and something. Something special. It's a. It involves a DUI and blowing.

[A]

Uhhuh.

[B]

A 351. That's nothing. We are.

[A]

Because of the drinking.

[B]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel? Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. That's Christy Lee.

[C]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. Jeff Oskay.

[F]

Hey, man.

[A]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. What do you got over there? What'd you promise us when we left this lady?

[B]

That blows.

[C]

Hey, wait, don't stop there. An Iowa woman facing charges after she allegedly asked gas station customers to blow into her interlock device.

[B]

Now explain this to me.

[C]

That means that you've had so many duke that they put a device on your car that you have to blow into. Make sure you're not drunk to start.

[A]

Your car Leslie man 40 year old virgin.

[B]

Yeah. So my question is how do they know you're the one?

[A]

They don't.

[D]

They don't.

[B]

Blowing into it. Is there any kind of coordination between your fingerprint.

[A]

I say that though maybe that has become more sophisticated with facial recognition technology.

[B]

One that would think you could but maybe that's too expensive.

[C]

KCRG reports police officers were called out to a quick start in North Liberty. I'm assuming that's a convenience store where they found the 34 year old Kristen State sitting in the driver's seat of a running vehicle. Though she denied drinking the woman reportedly failed two field sobriety tests. Later her blood alcohol level was tested at 0.351. She was charged with operating while under the influence. Driving while license is denied or revoked. Tampering or circumventing the ignition interlock device. By the way she has three prior OWI convictions and they were all within the last 12 years. She's in trouble.

[D]

Yeah I think so.

[B]

They've got every state has their own name for it now. Is it?

[C]

Yeah. Dui. Oh you.

[B]

I'm driving under the influence. What's the other one?

[C]

Operating while intoxicated owi.

[D]

Okay but that's usually also like other equipment like a golf cart or tractor equipment or other things that's not just.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Can you imagine if you could got a boat? Do you?

[D]

I've been around when somebody that happens.

[B]

A lot more than you think and not enough.

[A]

Yeah. That's true too. Yeah.

[B]

No kidding.

[F]

Didn't I thought there was a comic in here not too long ago who talked about how as a kid he used to have to blow into his dad's thing to get the car started.

[D]

That sounds familiar.

[C]

It does sound familiar.

[D]

Jimmy. Jimmy was telling us that.

[A]

That's right. Jimmy.

[E]

My son Pat.

[A]

Son? Yeah. Wow.

[C]

You know.

[B]

You know because now she's honest.

[A]

I am because of all the drinks. What is it called?

[E]

Shelled.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

If this were a fight the referee would stop it.

[B]

I mean when hooker. When hooker gets on board with the.

[E]

Here's the thing though. Jimmy's drunk.

[A]

Something about an apple in a tree.

[E]

He and I drink together.

[B]

I. I just don't of this. So it says that this woman allegedly is soliciting people in the parking lot to blow into this.

[D]

This. This is very common. Like if. If you pay. If you play clo. Pay close attention. My son was at a Panera with his girlfriend. He was like you're not going to believe what we saw. She the woman blows. She can't get her car to start. A car pulls up, they blow, can't get the car to start. A third car pulls in, that person gets the car to start.

[F]

What?

[D]

Yes. Yeah.

[A]

See, but you know what this is? This is a community that works together.

[B]

Yeah, but you're helping someone who could potentially kill someone with their car.

[D]

Yeah, so they blow in it, and then the drunk person gets in the car.

[B]

My question, of course, is much more vulgar.

[A]

Love thy neighbor.

[B]

How would you. How would this lady word this in such a way that it doesn't sound like she's soliciting money for sexual favorite.

[A]

You want to blow my car?

[B]

I mean. Yeah. Do you want to blow. Whatever.

[D]

Fair enough.

[B]

You'd have to be very careful how you worded that. Yeah, I'm just saying. Oh, there's her picture.

[E]

Yeah, she's got a little scabbing going on.

[D]

She's looks like she ate some paper.

[A]

Manly. That looks like a baby Hitler, doesn't it? No, the mustache thing. What is going on there?

[B]

I wouldn't mess with her.

[D]

She looks like dabbling in meth.

[E]

Well, that's.

[B]

What.

[E]

That's.

[F]

She had a 34. She probably fell on her face a.

[A]

Few times that day.

[E]

N. You can still walk around one of them.

[D]

Her facial expressions like. Yeah, what are you going to do?

[B]

Pat, we should explain when you were.

[A]

This is no surprise.

[B]

When you did your whatever, 14 hours in the jail, you weren't even drunk.

[E]

No, I was.

[B]

I thought you. You were smiling off to the cops.

[D]

He wasn't driving.

[E]

I was wasted. I was a passenger.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, oh, driving. But you got in trouble for mouthing off.

[E]

Yeah, I was totally trashed.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[E]

I just gone through a breakup.

[C]

No.

[E]

You know, I'm very sensitive. And when I go off the rails, it's usually when my heart is broken.

[B]

You have a song about that? Is that what you're doing here?

[A]

No, no.

[C]

We don't have time for a song.

[B]

I was hoping it was a short one.

[E]

I thought we're having a conversation.

[C]

No, we're not, honey.

[D]

We're just making fun of you.

[E]

No, I was. I was drunk. Yeah, but I was a passenger.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Smart enough.

[B]

So you didn't get a dwi.

[E]

No. Nothing.

[B]

What did you get? I got worse. Public.

[E]

I got worse. I got. Interfering with an investigation.

[A]

Obstruction of justice.

[E]

Yes, exactly.

[B]

Did you use the word Barney?

[E]

Yeah, the guy pulled his gun. Guy pulled his gun out on me when I was being mouthy, and I said, oh, you're gonna shoot me, Barney. And. Oh, he said if I said one more word, he's gonna handcuff me. And I, I said one more word and he.

[B]

That's, that's three words.

[E]

It's that comic in me.

[B]

I'm on. I'm on this guy's side. It's that officer. He deserved it.

[A]

But Pat showed him.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[E]

Thank you very much.

[B]

You've got three days to sober up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And thank you very much. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[F]

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[E]

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[A]

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[F]

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[A]

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[B]

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