The BOB & TOM Show - August 3, 2026

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Episode: The BOB & TOM Show – August 3, 2026

Podcast Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
Original Air Date: August 3, 2026
Host(s): Tom Griswold, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby
Special Guest: Brian Bates (comedian)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show centers on the usual blend of sharp, irreverent humor, slice-of-life storytelling, playful team banter, current events, and listener letters. The presence of comedian Brian Bates jumpstarts discussions on late-in-life parenthood, generational differences, and dad adventures. There are musical comedy interludes, stories from the team’s recent vacations, and reflections on iconic pop culture moments. Other central themes include odd animal encounters, old-timey automobile quirks, strange new trends (like bathroom mini-fridges), evolving technology, and the latest gonzo news. As always, everything is filtered through the show’s signature wit and rapport.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Musical Opener: “I Took a Hooker to the Prom”

[00:28 – 03:00]

• Josh Arnold kicks the show off with “I Took a Hooker to the Prom”—a bawdy, comedic original song riffing on misadventures of teen romance.
• Musical accompaniment and call-backs from Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Tom Griswold. Crowd enjoys the risqué storytelling with tongue-in-cheek asides.
• Memorable Quote:
  “She wore six inch heels and torn fishnets / A skin tight dress showing off her assets / The other boys were jealous, all the girls were sour / I had the only date that charged by the hour…” – Josh Arnold ([01:37])

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2. Anniversary & Team Banter

[03:00 – 08:48]

• The “hooker prom song” was a listener request marking Josh’s ten-year anniversary with the show.
• Josh thanks the crew, while Tom pokes fun at past “lavish” celebrations and petty co-worker jealousy.
• The banter shifts to listener-submitted ideas for how to honor Josh, riffing on “Live, Laugh, Love” signs, a Blu-Ray of Love Actually, and callback gags like “chalk” from Josh’s early days.
• Willie jokes about nepotism:
  “Josh is the favorite son and I’m his literal son. We know what’s going on right in our faces!” ([06:00])

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3. Post-Vacation Stories, Animal Encounters & Headphone Drama

[08:48 – 13:25]

• Tom and Willie recount a Colorado vacation filled with misidentified wildlife (“beavers” become marmots) and ski-lodge mysteries.
• Christy and Tom exchange stories of nearly hitting deer in the parking lot, segueing into hybrid car talk.
• “Every set of headphones has its own little feel.” – Tom ([04:48])
• Gags about messed-with studio gear, chair adjustments, and the obsessive nature of Tom’s routine.

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4. Vacation Surprise: Tom’s New Puppy

[16:42 – 21:00]

• Tom reveals “the surprise” from vacation: a new family puppy, Bernie, a blue-eyed mutt with an unknown future size.
• The team playfully feigns excitement, wanting something for themselves (new guitars, pizza), but ultimately melts over the puppy.
• Memorable Exchange:
  “He’s about the size of a loaf of bread… This is insane, but he couldn’t legally fly until yesterday.” – Tom ([17:14])
• Discussion about the chaos, naming process (“Bernie” vs. “Rocky”), and what breed Bernie might grow into.

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5. Rodeo Stories & Amusement Rides

[23:06 – 25:39]

• Tom details a trip to a “real” rodeo, his respect (and fear) for the sport, and the contrast between carnival ride operators and professional cowboys.
• Quote:
  “It starts off with little kids on top of sheep, and they let them go until they fall off…” – Tom ([23:25])
• Willie fantasizes about escaping to a rodeo or carnival—not for community, but for rugged individualism.

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6. Mailbag: Catchphrases & Listener Letters

[25:39 – 31:12]

• Listener letters prompt comedic discussion of raunchy business slogans (“Drop your pants and jacket off here”), stick shifts, dashboard hula dancers, and nostalgic department stores (Ben Franklin, Woolworth’s).
• Nostalgic stories about dashboard dimmer switches shaped like feet and floorboard high-beam buttons.

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7. Special Guest: Brian Bates on Late-in-Life Parenthood

[92:53 – 95:28]

• Brian Bates joins the show, sharing the experience of becoming a first-time dad at 50.
• Candid and self-deprecating humor about mistaken “grandpa” identity, babysitting logistics (the “grandparents are in the cemetery” joke), and awkward family photos.
• Quote:
  “My family photos are wild. Every time we post a family photo, the comments just—some guy asks, ‘Is this AI?’ And AI was like, ‘I think it might be, I’m not sure.’” – Brian Bates ([95:28])

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8. News, Sports, & Odd Trends

[10:26 – 13:25 & 41:21 – 44:35]

• Updates on Big Ten baseball trades, Tony Romo’s suspension, and the grumpy mood during the “boring” part of sports season.
• Willie's candid rant: “It's kind of boring. We are the most boring part of sports season where it's just a little bit of baseball, trade deadline... Baseball's not going to happen next season probably...” ([41:48])

Other Notable News Segments:

• Gym Penis:
  The phenomenon where exercise induces temporary shrinkage, discussed with characteristic BOB & TOM immaturity ([49:53 – 53:08]).

  • “They call it turtling, I guess.” – Tom ([50:52])
  • “Swimmer’s dick, what did I say? ... You’re going to get a phone call.” – Pat Godwin ([56:03])

• Bathroom Mini-Fridges:
  Trends in bathroom refrigeration for skincare and injectables, with the team riffing on refrigerator vs. air fryer in the bathroom ([135:34 – 138:39]).

• Nude Dining in Florida:
  Christy describes a high-priced, clothing-free steakhouse event, and the gang riff on all possible calamities and bodily concerns ([154:21 – 157:36]).

• Police Bush Disguise Sting:
  A New Jersey police officer dons an elaborate bush costume to spot distracted drivers—team jokes about “Operation Lawn and Order” ([124:24 – 128:32]).

  • “You have to stand still and just let the dog pee on your leg.” – Josh ([128:05])

• Senior Weed Kiosks:
  Vending machines for cannabis in retirement homes; riffs on "Acapulco Golden Girls" ([164:09 – 166:09]).

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9. This Weekend in History (Recurring Feature)

[78:51 – 91:47; 142:37 – 151:40]

• Quirky, rapid-fire tour through historic events and birthdays fitting the show’s date range (Aug 1-3).
  • Births: William Clark, Francis Scott Key, Dom DeLuise, Jerry Garcia, Chuck D, Coolio, Edgerrin James, Jason Momoa, Tony Bennett, Martha Stewart, Martin Sheen.
  • Events: Invention milestones (e.g., first Jeep, elevator safety device), the release of Hello, Muddah, Hello Faddah, the Macarena hitting #1, and Great Moments in Rodeo History.
• Running Gag:
  Tom never missing a chance to turn the most innocent fact into a double entendre or pop-culture tangent.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “The melody was actually the official song of a London gentleman's club… Now they call a strip joint a gentleman's club, which is hilarious.” – Tom ([81:00])
  • “It’s the Akuna Matata for sluts.” – Josh, describing the “Macarena” lyrics ([150:57])

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10. Classic Pop Culture & Movie Talk

• Knowledge battles on movie sequels, “Weekend at Bernie’s,” a deep dive on Sopranos and Wayne’s World, and Josh’s encyclopedic recall of B-movie details.

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Most Memorable/Notable Quotes

• “She had the only date that charged by the hour—the principal came over all angry and red, my date glanced over, saw the look on his face and said, ‘Frank, I’ll see you Tuesday: same time, same place.’” – Josh Arnold (Song, [01:37])
• “This dog may get significantly larger... Ergo, the name Bernie.” – Tom Griswold (Puppy reveal, [19:17])
• “Josh is the favorite son and I’m his literal son… We know what’s going on right in our faces.” – Willie Griswold ([06:00])
• “My family photos are wild... is this AI? The AI’s like… I think it might be.” – Brian Bates ([95:28])
• “It’s the Akuna Matata for sluts.” – Josh Arnold on the Macarena ([150:57])
• “Swimmer’s dick… you’re going to get a phone call.” – Pat Godwin, on medical shrinkage ([56:13])

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Noteworthy Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Event | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:28 | “I Took a Hooker to the Prom” song performance | | 05:15 | Josh’s ten-year anniversary discussion | | 08:48 | Colorado vacation stories, animal encounters (beavers/marmots mix-up) | | 16:42 | Tom reveals “Bernie,” his surprise new puppy | | 23:06 | Rodeo and fair adventures | | 25:39 | Listener letters: catchphrases, car gadgets nostalgia | | 49:53 | ‘Gym Penis’ phenomenon discussed | | 92:53 | Brian Bates segment: Fatherhood at 50 | | 124:24 | Police use a bush disguise for distracted driving sting | | 135:34 | Bathroom mini-fridges, Ozempic shots, and beauty trends | | 154:21 | Nude dining in Florida discussion | | 164:09 | Weed kiosks for retirees | | 78:51/142:37 | This Weekend/Today in History, rapid-fire pop culture, and historic oddities |

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Tone & Style Summary

The episode maintains the BOB & TOM Show’s signature: quick-witted, gently raunchy, occasionally anarchic, and consistently good-natured. Genuine affection among cast members coexists with relentless ribbing, inside jokes, and callbacks. They demonstrate both keen pop-culture awareness and a gift for making high and lowbrow humor coexist. Their welcoming attitude brings the audience along on whatever digression or tangent arises.

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For New Listeners…

This episode is a great example of what makes The BOB & TOM Show a long-running cult favorite:

• Parody songs and stand-up banter
• Real talk about life, parenting, and “resting worried face”
• Listener engagement throughout
• Pop culture and oddball news filtered through a comedic lens
• New comedic talent alongside show regulars
• The all-important pet reveal (Bernie!)

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Further Listening:

• Check out the new Brian Bates special, “Worried,” on Nateland’s YouTube channel.
• For more inside-the-studio fun, listen regularly to The BOB & TOM Show for a fresh blend of comedy and conversation every weekday!

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This summary skips all ad reads, sponsor messages, intros, outros, and focuses only on original content and notable discussions.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

The prom was coming and I wanted to go I asked Tilly Schroeder but she said no I begged lots of girls from other high schools they told me to get lost I felt like a fool he knew, he knew, he knew I couldn't take my cousin or my new stepmom Looked like another night with rosy palm I moped around the neighborhood feeling blue I saw my Uncle Jack he told me what to do

[Tom Griswold]

and so and so and so I

[Josh Arnold]

saved up all my my money from the Hot Dog King Serving up weenies and onion rings I hopped on my bike and rode downtown Hit a couple of corners and asked around that's how that's how that's how I took a hooker to the prom A real live hooker to my high school prom I showed up in a limo and a rented tux With a woman on my arm they call Electra Love

[Christy Lee]

she wore

[Josh Arnold]

six inch heels and torn fish nets A skin tight dress showing off her assets the other boys were jealous all the girls were sour I had the only date that charged by the hour the principal came over all angry and red I swore I saw steam coming out of his head My date glanced over saw the look on his face and said Frank, I'll see you Tuesday

[Brian Bates]

same time, same place I hold on

[Josh Arnold]

the dance before we shimmied and twirled after this she said I'll take you round the world she said, let's sneak out I said how about the back door?

[Christy Lee]

She said that'll cost you $50 more

[Pat Godwin]

he's only got a 20 I took

[Josh Arnold]

her from her to the prom A nasty hooker to my high school prom Away from all the other students and the teach Turn this boy into a man under the bleachers I never saw her again She's a memory I can't forget her it still burns when I pee I took a hooker to the

[Christy Lee]

rump

[Josh Arnold]

A little romance that starts the week Love is in the air

[Tom Griswold]

so are my dates legs well, that goes

[Josh Arnold]

without saying Hooker at the Brock any

[Tom Griswold]

day to time Would you pay for.

[Josh Arnold]

There's all of us. Hi, we're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought before I introduced you I should probably introduce the show as a whole. Nah, Introduced the show as a whole and then introduce the whole.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. Peg's coming. HR is already on the phone. Scott here.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You see what happened?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I ran out of music. There's Willie G. At the NA sports desk. Hey, man, Ace Cosby's over there. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's great to be back.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great to have you back.

[Tom Griswold]

A little surprise for you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's not pizza, but.

[Willie Griswold]

Pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Pizza. If it had been pizza, I would have gotten some sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

He got us something, but it's cost him. Yeah, there's something. Major sacrifice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I know what it is. I know. Okay, I'm not gonna say anything.

[Christy Lee]

So you've been off for a week and you're tired.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll understand in a few minutes. All right, I gotta get adjusted. Someone switched my headphones. My chair's been touched.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

I am. I'm gonna rope off my area next time. This is why I don't like loading my car out, people. Adjust the chair. The mirrors are all screwed up, people. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're the worst, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, this is weird. This is. I'm the only one experiencing this.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

My. My. These. My headphones have been switched, but.

[Christy Lee]

You mean switched. My headphones are weird too.

[Tom Griswold]

Every. Every set of headphones has got its own little feel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you have new headphones?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently. Yeah, these are better. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

They're the same ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Then they've screwed up the sound chain. Well, that was a special request. That was a special request for Josh's ten year anniversary. Which was what day?

[Christy Lee]

Saturday, August 1st.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Josh, congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks very much. Thank you. And thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

This says, this is from James, who wrote Love the show in honor of Josh's anniversary. Is there any way you could get I took a hooker to the prom. Of course. There you go. That's such a nice song. Got another letter on the same topic, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Hookers and proms.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Josh. It said once upon a time you guys had a lavish celebration for every one of Josh's anniversaries on the show. That apparently has stopped in recent years due to the incessant whining by his co workers who did not receive similar treatment.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder who that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably me that's still upset about his birthday cake. That wasn't. Oh, man.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, we all know what time it is around here. Josh is the favorite son and I'm his literal son. Like it's. We know what's going on right in our faces. Everybody gets it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Brian continues writing. I would have thought you should do something to celebrate Josh's 10th anniversary, Tom. I'm guessing you forgot. I wasn't here last week. I didn't hear the lead up to it.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not that there's an issue with the anniversaries, but they are a little. Remember the one man band? Remember when that guy came out?

[Christy Lee]

That was awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

That was your sixth, I think it was. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Keeping track, are you?

[Pat Godwin]

I am, yeah. It also is 42 years.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it pisses Pat off.

[Willie Griswold]

And then to celebrate Josh, you bring in a guy that does something that Pat could do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that one man band guy was good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was really good. We were surprised.

[Willie Griswold]

Pat, were you in the like a guitar store later that day just trying to hit cymbals with your guitar to be like, I can do it too, man.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I look at that and I know. I realize. I realize I could not. It do do.

[Tom Griswold]

It was fun.

[Willie Griswold]

It's wacky, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I think for my next big anniversary, I want to get a plate spinner in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what you're saying. That's probably the least interesting thing on the radio.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because it doesn't make any noise.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I do love plate spinners.

[Christy Lee]

Unless they crash.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And that would be a bad plate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Plate dropper.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the plate spinner, to me, that it sort of illustrative of my life. There's all these plates are spinning and every once in a while they fall off. Back to my letter. Brian's letter, I should say. He said, I have provided you, Tom, with a shopping list of things you can get for Josh to celebrate his 10 years in the show. Oh, this is nice. What he suggests, I can only imagine a large sign for Josh's house that reads, live laugh, love. Oh, wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you like that for your living room?

[Willie Griswold]

I thought you wanted one of those signs that says, in this house, science is real. I thought that's the kind of guy you were. Don't you have that out still?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Anytime I see one of those in a yard, I take it and I put it in my yard.

[Tom Griswold]

Back to the list for Josh for his anniversary on the show. A Blu Ray. Oh, nice. A Blu Ray of the movie Love, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, I sure would enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the few people that dislikes that.

[Willie Griswold]

Is there a box set with that Elf and Ted lasso? The Josh Arnold Hater trilogy.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I blame myself for this next one. The last thing he says to get more chalk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. That must have been year one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Brian, paying. Paying Close attention.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Brian. Yeah. Welcome back. Willie actually was with me. We. We had a nice vacation.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of Colorado action, and I've got a few interesting stories to report. We were at the top of Vale Mountain. Willie and I just walked across seeing some deer. And. What do they call them? No, no, they're called mule deer. They got the big ears. But then we get right to the end near the. Near the gondola, and Willie goes, oh, my God, there are beavers over there.

[Willie Griswold]

Saw some beavers, y'.

[Brian Bates]

All.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, beavers. So I. A friend of mine lives there, so I contacted him immediately, and I said, they have beavers at the top of a mountain. Is there water up here? They're marmots, it turns out. Oh, marmots.

[Willie Griswold]

Not beavers, y'.

[Pat Godwin]

All.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like little mini beavers.

[Willie Griswold]

They do, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But we had marmots in the news while you were gone, didn't we?

[Tom Griswold]

We did, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I believe so. We talked about them. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

That beat a mini.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I can't remember why, but we did.

[Willie Griswold]

What are those guys up to? Man, they're cute.

[Christy Lee]

I'll have to go back and look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm ignoring the path. The fact that Godwin just said, you can't beat a mini beaver.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they're cute. I don't like the big ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, big beavers have always got to turn me off, too. These are adorable,

[Pat Godwin]

right? Cute. Wet.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

They're in the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Move on. Coming up. I'm excited. We got a great guest, comedian Brian Bates. Comedian slash podcaster Brian Bates will be joining us. We've got a bunch of stacks o letters coming your way and other delights. Anything interesting going on in the world of sports over there, Willie?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, man. We got some Big Ten updates. Baseball next year. You want to watch it? Not so fast, my friend. We got a trade. Might stop baseball next year. We'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

This is belaboring the obvious, which is what I do most of the time anyway. You weren't there that night, but we went over to a. Kind of like a food court thing.

[Willie Griswold]

Got it.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had what may have been the largest television set I've ever seen. And if you watch baseball, if you haven't watched it lately, my God, the technology, it's just amazing. It's gotten so much better to watch.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they have a scoreboard? Scoreboard?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have a scoreboard, Pat. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

And a square bird.

[Tom Griswold]

He flies by. He flies by with a little, little Little flag with the current score. Just amazing. It was just. It's so much more fun to watch.

[Willie Griswold]

Joke is so far up my alley, it's crazy. A score. Bird hangs out, tells you the score.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like the Flintstones. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

They got that little big beaver with a little, little sign strike.

[Christy Lee]

Marmots were in the news on Friday for an only fans account. We'll tell you about it.

[Tom Griswold]

How bizarre.

[Christy Lee]

And it was in Colorado. It's. I bet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea. Yeah, that. Well, that's. That's certainly odd. I have a little surprise coming when we come back. We'll get to that coming up. But right now, Christy Lee, how'd you

[Christy Lee]

get here this morning in my Tucson Hybrid. And I pulled into the parking lot and because it's electric, at some point, it's very quiet. There were six gorgeous deer right next to the parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see them?

[Tom Griswold]

I almost hit him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. That guy's one set of antlers was as big as, as wide as my car.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom saw them. I just saw them take off from behind. He saw them from the front.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they came back.

[Tom Griswold]

Slamming on the brakes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they came back. They were. I'll show you a picture. They were right out there. Yeah. You know what? You could get into a Hyundai right now in the getaway sales event, you get deals on their most popular models, including the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe hybrid or the Tucson hybrid like I talked about, or just the regular. Tucson is a beautiful vehicle as well. If you're a sedan folk, then Elantra is right in your alley. It's loaded with the latest in technology and the all electric Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9 is just waiting for you to test drive. So get to your local Hyundai dealer. Get away with the deal. You'll love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for all the details.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Chris Healy. I mentioned I was watching a little bit of baseball. I think at one of these games, you're gonna actually see the manager report to the mound to pick up the guy's arm that's fallen off for throwing the ball 103 miles an hour. How is that possible?

[Josh Arnold]

This is crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

What is happening? How can a human being do that? Also, speaking of speed, cool stuff going on at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway as they're checking out. Yeah. What looks like the Batmobiles that are going to be running in a couple years.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

The, the brand new race cars they're developing for that. That was a super cool thing. That went on over the weekend with some testing. So we've got that on the way, plus a lot of other delights, including, by the way, coming up in the news. This is really kind of bizarre in a way. One of the first successful. How do I word this? Transplants of the male member. Oh, it has been successfully accomplished. Also, have you ever heard of Airport divorce?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'd never heard of it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is something that I didn't realize I think I'm going to be doing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I would be surprised you weren't already doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

What it means is. What it means is airport divorce means you kind of travel separately because the person you're with might find you incredibly annoying. Maybe you want to get there early. They want to get there. We'll see. We'll see what Airport Divorce is. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's at the Music Center.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie G. Is sitting over at the NHTSA sports desk. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby.

[Brian Bates]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

I'M Josh Arnold, and there's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great to be back. Great to see you get back in the routine. I missed that.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys have a buffer day or two back home?

[Tom Griswold]

I did, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah. No, I'm glad you were able to have one. You could.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Relax, get some laundry done.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan of coming back from vacation a day early. So you have that, as you say, buffer day, but we didn't come back together for reasons that. I'll explain. Right. Remember I said I had a little bit of a surprise? Jason, do you have that photograph that I just took? I took this photograph a couple minutes ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Got a new puppy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Here's a great idea. While on vacation, get another dog. Yeah, that little guy. Yeah, that's Bernie.

[Josh Arnold]

Did that dog come back with you or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he came back with Kelly, so she and Hart took a little side trip to get another dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I have. I have Mr. Fletcher and Dungy, and that's Bernie.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of dog is Bernie?

[Tom Griswold]

Bernie's a bunch of different kinds, but unusually enough, very rare. He has blue eyes, very sweet. He's about the size of a loaf of bread. I'm holding him next to my face.

[Christy Lee]

He's a puppy or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's a puppy. He couldn't. Here's the thing. This is insane. But he couldn't legally fly until yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

So he wasn't eight weeks old.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a certain. Is they. They take it very seriously. So you have to present papers, etc.

[Pat Godwin]

Etc.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's Bernie.

[Willie Griswold]

Was it tough for PJ to doctor those papers for you?

[Pat Godwin]

Real good at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, Bernie's adorable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little guy. I just met him this morning. They got back after midnight last night.

[Christy Lee]

I was asleep, but I had to drive back. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she waited till he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they flew back. His. Whatever the day was.

[Christy Lee]

I got you.

[Tom Griswold]

They couldn't. He couldn't fly Saturday, so they had to spend an extra day. And they flew back. They flew back. Oh, I bet Hart is little doggy

[Josh Arnold]

beside herself with happiness.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's a blue eyed, blue eyed pup.

[Christy Lee]

How big will he get, do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the joke. We were. Willie hadn't gotten there yet. We were sitting at lunch and. And Hart has been wanting to get a really tiny little dog for quite some time.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we have a golden retriever.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

He's like £50. And then we've got this.

[Christy Lee]

But you have a little dog.

[Tom Griswold]

He's 25, 30 pounds.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that little. So we're thinking, well, let's get this little, tiny. One of these little, tiny little dogs, right? So Kelly had this friend who told her, oh, yeah, go to this particular place. So they're looking at, oh, this is so great. This is, you know what the whatever, the mini micro.

[Willie Griswold]

Tiny dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, tiny dog. Tiny dog. So we decided, oh, this will be, this will be great. We need a third dog. You know me, I'm always up for dogs. Up for dogs. So we'd sign up and get the dog. Then that evening, Kelly's over looking over the papers and realizes that she'd inadvertently flipped the page. And this was not one of the mini micros. So we don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

We. This, this dog may get significantly larger. So we'll, we'll get. We'll let you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Bernie could be a Saint Bernard. You never know.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, the name Bernie.

[Christy Lee]

How much does he weigh at eight weeks?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Is it the, the train of thought at. Is it 20 weeks? If you double their size, that's what they're going to be as an adult or something like that.

[Willie Griswold]

I, I hear, you know, by the pause. I don't really know.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's a cool guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweet dog.

[Tom Griswold]

I took him out this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

At three in the morning. That's. We first met. Well, a couple of the dogs and I went out with him. We had a good time.

[Christy Lee]

The other dogs like him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We are incredibly happy for you. However, this was sold to us as a surprise for us.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he told me that in the green room.

[Willie Griswold]

I kind of had the same thing.

[Josh Arnold]

So for me, if we're at all not as excited for you as you thought we might be, it's because we

[Pat Godwin]

don't see a new guitar. For me, for example.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I thought that was gonna get a seagull.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't sleep because of my surprise for you. I had to come home early a day because of this surprise for you guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that. But that's why, that's why there's been a. A significant lack of sleep. Ace, I'll. I'll get you a pizza. That'll at least. Surprise and surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You've got. Boy, I. It's. That's one beautiful dog. Dog is beautiful, but a couple rough weeks ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he sleeping in?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. God knows I don't know. It's.

[Willie Griswold]

I have a feeling he's gonna be sleeping in Hart's bed for a very long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it'll be.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she name him?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

She's really into Bernie Sanders right now. She wants to, you know, make sure

[Josh Arnold]

she feels the burn.

[Willie Griswold]

The workers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

She's getting really into unions.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. She. Originally she was calling him Rocky, but because that was the name of the kennel.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she was convinced that Bernie was funnier because she's part Bernie's mountain dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So pretty. He'll be burning. I'm trying to think famous Bernie's.

[Willie Griswold]

The sunglasses. The dead guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Weekend at Weekend Bernie's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Played by the great Terry Kaiser. Please show the proper respect.

[Willie Griswold]

Excuse me, man. Excuse my ignorance.

[Tom Griswold]

What a gig that would be, huh? Is he dead throughout the entire movie?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he. Not at. Not at first.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so he does have some.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But then for the rest of the movie, he has to just kind of flop around.

[Josh Arnold]

It couldn't have been easy.

[Christy Lee]

No, that couldn't have been. They're dragging him around and. Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah. Does he have to not breathe? It's been so long since I've seen that movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Question.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, and now in weekend at Bernie's 2, he is sort of zombified, so he gets to kind of walk on his own. It gets very silly. Wait a second.

[Tom Griswold]

As if it wasn't. I didn't know there was a Weekend at Bernie's dose.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Willie Griswold]

You might be the smartest person I know with the most knowledge of sequels of movies.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

Like any movie goes to Manhattan. You know all about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You're pretty familiar.

[Josh Arnold]

Muppets and Jason, both. They all. They went to the Manhattan. I was thinking Olsen twins, but you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's always great when you get someone who's really intelligent and they get deeply involved in something that's sort of really shallow and dumb.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Most.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's really a good quality.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Everybody who has to do something very serious. Your nuclear scientists, your. Anybody should have that one hobby. That is just nonsense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I knew a guy that was a very distinguished college professor and really serious. A lot of publishing stuff. Incredibly into rodeo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. See?

[Christy Lee]

Wow, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which reminds me, I went to a rodeo. Those people are absolutely insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy diving off a horse, grabbing the horns of a bull.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And pulling it off. I mean.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's wild.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we're watching this. I Mean, everything about this thing is insane. It starts off with little kids on top of sheep, and they let them go and they run out until they fall off.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, incredible horsemen and horsewomen out there doing stuff. But I did notice, from him, from the corner of my eye, the ambulances that are standing by, diving off a moving horse or roping. And then the buck and bronco thing. How do you not break your neck?

[Christy Lee]

Well, sadly, some of them do. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Sport.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, tough rupture.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a whole life, man.

[Christy Lee]

That's a wild lifestyle. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, we can talk about the rodeo, et cetera, et cetera. But let's get to our letters, shall we? That's what we do here at the Bob and Tom program at this hour.

[Willie Griswold]

Wait, Josh, can I ask you a question? There's part of you you've discussed wanting to run off to the mountains Sometimes. Does any part of you. Could you run off to a rodeo, maybe a carnival? Does any part of you want to do that?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

It's all about isolation. It's not about a life on the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Yeah. That wouldn't be the. Yeah, exactly. Running off to the woods is a. Is an isolationist thing, whereas rodeos. All about community.

[Willie Griswold]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Willie Griswold]

I appreciate you entertaining this thought.

[Tom Griswold]

This particular rodeo was part of the Eagle County Fair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had the traditional ride you see at state fairs and county fairs. That would be a tough gig, picking up and moving all that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Then you get the ride operators who, you know, kind of go ahead. A little questionable sometimes.

[Willie Griswold]

I'd imagine they're trading a lot of cigarettes to, like, trade shifts and stuff. That's probably right. Hey, can you work on Thursday? Here's a few cartons. I'd imagine that's happening there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I can get you an awesome tattoo if you work for me Thursday.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds kind of fun, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, let's get to our letters here. This comes to Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm listening to the podcast in Hartsville, South Carolina. I'm a week or so behind. I heard you guys talking about catchphrases for businesses. This was a couple weeks back. Various, often punny catchphrases for businesses. I forget what launched this. Do you remember?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I was here. I don't remember this.

[Willie Griswold]

What are we talking, like pizza? Pizza, Stuff like that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember what we were talking about there.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a controversy involving a truck A food truck at a state house. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the meat thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And what was it in your mouth Meeting your mouth. Oh, yeah, you'll love them. You'll love our. You'll love our meat in your mouth or something. Yeah, so it was.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not that offensive. And of course some idiot got all out it been out of shape. Panties in a bunch, if you will. Probably don't wear panties. Probably wears a girdle. Don't you touch me down there. I can't take it.

[Willie Griswold]

Just let that be silly.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd vote for that later. Just to have to hear. Just to hear her every now and again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my girdle be itching my neighbors.

[Willie Griswold]

My neighbor's cat's an alien.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Chad writes. Once again, he is from Hartsville, South Carolina. He said the one down here is a dry cleaner. Their catchphrase is drop your pants and jack it off. Here.

[Christy Lee]

Like that's a little more in your face.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I should read it. Maybe you should read it. Maybe she'll read it with more precision. Drop your pants and jacket off here.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

That's much better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I read it wrong.

[Willie Griswold]

That's fine. That's not hurting anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the Blink 182 album. Take off your pants and jacket. Oh, yeah, same. Same spelling. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Wasn't aware of that record. Am I the only one with a stack of letters or did anybody else get any?

[Christy Lee]

No, man, I have some letters, but you weren't here last week. Oh, this one. You were around. Dear Bob and Tom. Great is what he says. I recently heard discussions about stick shifts. Dimmer switches on the floorboard of old vehicle, foot shaped gas. You know that gas pedal that you used to have in the 70s?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There used to be on most cars you could take your left foot foot and go to your left and there was a little button that would put the brights on, right.

[Christy Lee]

So there on the floor, little petals that look like little feet that you would use.

[Willie Griswold]

Fun.

[Christy Lee]

You'd replace them. And then the stick shift. Well, then we got to talking while you were gone about the hula dancer on the dashboard.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Jeff Oskay has one of those.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And this gentleman whose name is Jerry, says, I am proud to say I have all of those in my 1974 or 1975. I'm sorry. Dodge wagon. 318, three speed. On the vans, the dimmer is in between the clutch and the brake pedals. That's Jerry from Lexington. Well, congratulations, Jerry.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool car. Cool Stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now back to the mailbag. Over on my side of the room. Dear Bob and Thompson. You must have been talking about Lucille Ball.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we were. I can't remember. We were talking about upstate New York and where she was from.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we barely mentioned.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, barely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, I know that. I've been to that. That museum is in Jamestown.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's all we mentioned was. Oh, yeah, I think there's a museum up there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is. She's actually from. I don't know how you pronounce this. Celeron, New York.

[Willie Griswold]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

The museum is in Jamestown or a place. Beautiful spot called Bemis Point. I know that. I've been up there. Chautauqua county, the far west corner of New York. Thank you for. Hudson. Hudson. Thank you for sending the letter. Hudson in the news today, Hudson Bay. Yes. And Henry Hudson. They haven't found him, in case you were wondering.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember what happened to Henry Hudson?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I do not.

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell's Henry Hudson?

[Willie Griswold]

Sounds like a comic book character.

[Christy Lee]

The Hudson Bay guy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. Henry Hudson might be reminded after this. You tell us. But I don't remember offhand.

[Tom Griswold]

Henry Hudson and his son, they. They were exploring the famous explorer.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And the crew mutinied and put him and his son and I think a couple of other guys in a raft and shoved him off and they were never seen again.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a fun story for the kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but, you know, they named the river after him.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh. Well, you got the river, you got your bay. Yeah, we'll come. We'll get a little history out there for you.

[Christy Lee]

One of the stories we had while you were gone, which was kind of interesting, was stores that you missed that are gone now. We talked about Blockbuster. Blockbuster, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

There's a Sharper Image at the service merchandise.

[Pat Godwin]

Radio Shack.

[Christy Lee]

Radio Shack. Well, this is from Chad. Chad said I have mentioned Ben Franklin because that's where I used to steal lip gloss from. Did you have a Ben Franklin? A five and dime?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. No, we had Woolworths.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Very similar. Ben Franklin was the same. Apparently, there is still a Ben Franklin open in Mitchell, Indiana. I was shocked to hear that's from Chad.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the same Chad that we just had two letters ago?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know. Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

That's proving my theory about these.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more than one person named Chad. Yeah, I know. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's four.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't here for this, so explain with different persons. This is From Chad. I mean, Mike. He said, thanks for sharing the story about the. The three story swingers club.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Jeff Oskay revisited the three story swingers club that he attended. You've heard that before, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Refresh my memory.

[Christy Lee]

Back in the day when he was dating, he could come in here and tell it. He and his date went to a club that was a swingers club right here in the city, and it was three stories. It had a couple DJs and bars on every level and all kinds of things going on. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Willie Griswold]

Jeff has lived a million lives.

[Christy Lee]

He has.

[Willie Griswold]

You ever get in the car with Jeff? You listen stories.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, it's lucky Tom wasn't there. He would have sprinted to the nearest sink to wash up and coat himself in sanitizer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for sure. Yeah. It sounded quite something. Although it sounded like it was done correctly.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it sounded very professional, didn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Did they know what they were doing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they had security and.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Brian Bates]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I know you're weirded out just thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can barely speak.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar 2 was weirded out. Out. Yeah, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was weird.

[Christy Lee]

They sat there and they did not participate. They were just.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be. Then. Then you feel like you're being a bad guest.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you allowed to not participate?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, barely. You were.

[Josh Arnold]

They brought an ambrosia salad. It was

[Tom Griswold]

like you're. You're not getting in the conga line at the wedding. Okay. Well, coming up, we have a little bit of sporting news. Comedian Brian Bates will be joining us. We have a little bit of history for you, including Henry Hudson in the news. I can't believe you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't remember it either.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a famous betrayal. They. I was. I recall.

[Christy Lee]

What did he do to piss his crew off?

[Tom Griswold]

He made him stay there all winter long in the middle of nowhere. And then he wanted to keep going north, and they went f. This here's. Here's your raft, buddy. Never seen again. So. Yeah, well, one of these days there'll be a headline and they find it Dating Amelia Earhart. Right now, everybody's talking about weight loss and the weight loss injections, et cetera, et cetera. The physicians at Brick House Nutrition have a different idea. This is not a painful injection. It's not a. What do you call it? Ozempic or GLP1. The physicians at Brickhouse Nutrition have developed a weight loss supplement. It's called Lean. And the ingredients. Lean. Have been designed to lower your blood sugar, burn fat by converting it into energy and curb your appetite, curb those cravings so you're not as hungry. Lean is not for the casual dieter with a pound or two to lose. The idea here is to lose ten pounds or more. If that's something that interests you, you can get started with 20% off and free Rush shipping and just add lean to your healthy diet and exercise plan. And again, it's designed to help you lose those cravings and help you eat less lean. L E a n visit takelean.com and by the way, enter the code Tom for that special 20% off and free rush shipping. That's takelean.com, the promo code is tomkelean.com and of course, weight loss results are going to vary and these products and statements haven't been evaluated by the fda. Lean is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or any condition. It's designed to help you lose some weight. So check out the details by visiting takelean.com the code is [e-mail] Once again, coming up, comedian Brian Bates. And some interesting stuff on the news. A couple of great dog stories, one out of Chicago, Willie, I think you'll enjoy very much.

[Willie Griswold]

Hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a hot dog, but that's certainly a fair guess, but a golden retriever. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Here at 9.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's next to her with his guitar and keybard.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Willie G at the NHTSA sports desk.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's at the controls. I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom, a brand new puppy in his life.

[Tom Griswold]

Little Bernie. Yeah, yeah. Well, exciting times, but yeah, that kept me up a little bit last night, I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

But we'd love to meet Bernie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we'll have to get him in. Yeah, he's a little, little cute little guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, blue eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue Eyed Bernie. Little tiny little Bernie. Now, where was I? Oh, we have a couple things to check in with. I. Were you guys talking about anteaters or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we were talking about anteaters and armadillos because armadillos apparently are causing leprosy in Florida to increase.

[Willie Griswold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then because we were talking about armadillos, we're talking about weird animals. And we thought anteaters were kind of a strange looking.

[Willie Griswold]

They are funny, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, those armadillos creep me out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they've moved up here. You know, you could maybe see one in your back.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going farther north.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the gators are coming north, too.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're migrating, you guys.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Every August I wait for the migration of the gators.

[Pat Godwin]

How far up do they go, actually?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was just.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good question.

[Willie Griswold]

If you see a gator crossing the road, you can't turn it around, have it go the direction it's going, otherwise it'll get lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I just saw one in South Carolina, obviously.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they, are there any in North Carolina?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't want to be too far south in North Carolina to be the first one to find out.

[Willie Griswold]

Well,

[Josh Arnold]

yeah. I wonder if there are areas, though in like, Tennessee where you might find a random gator.

[Pat Godwin]

I would say no, they live up

[Christy Lee]

to 50 years in the wild. Travel across the southeastern United States reaching as far north as coastal North Carolina.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Willie Griswold]

Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody else watch Shark Week?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I watched a handful of programs.

[Tom Griswold]

They have got. I mean I was talking about watching baseball and how the camera work now is unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty great, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

In Shark Week, did you see the thing where they got. They actually attached a camera to one of the sharks?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they have a few. There's one where they had a 360 camera. They attach it to the dorsal fin and they could see.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing. But I have a real quick question for you.

[Pat Godwin]

I know it's gonna be the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got the main boat and they've got those boats with the blow up pontoons.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The center council blow up ones.

[Tom Griswold]

What if the shark bites the pontoon? Don't they sink?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I was kind of wondering that too. If there was. Boy, I don't know, I couldn't tell.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I know the guy can float just leaning back on his balls.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought your question was going to be how do they get the camera on the shark?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I saw that. They shoot it with a gun. They shoot a couple. It's like a. What do you call it, you know, spear gun thing.

[Pat Godwin]

They have that.

[Josh Arnold]

They have one we have to stick it on and then they have one where the guy had to clip it onto the dorsal fin. And so he had like this, he had essentially a long grabber. You know, the grabber stairs.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the episodes I watched the, the guy was down there doing something and they're radioing him, by the way, there's great gigantic great white shark that just swam over here. Then the guy, he. They kind of wait and they, then he swims up. But then, then he gets back in the boat. He still got his feet dangling in the water. I would be on the boat jumping up in the air to keep my.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm not too. I mean, you are way more likely to get struck by lightning than bit by a shark. In fact, more people are killed by coconuts than sharks. And so, I mean, you're okay. Coconuts. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Plus I'd rather saw that on Coconut week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a less popular. That's on the Food Channel. The Food Channel.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It is easier to attach a camera.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see that? Did you see the one where. There, there's some, A lot of still ships. It's some, I don't know, freighter or something. They're in the middle of nowhere. They decide to cool off and go swimming. There's about 20 of them in the water, swimming around in the middle of the ocean. And then all of a sudden the shark comes up and. Oh, man, the one lady had her leg bitten off.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd rather have them say, hey, there's a great white next to you than a bull shark. That's one thing I learned this Shark Week. Those things just. Yeah, hey, you're in my territory. Get out.

[Christy Lee]

That's why they're bullies.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They act like bulls. Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But, yeah, that was fun. I always. I do enjoy. I do enjoy my shark week.

[Josh Arnold]

The bull shark rodeo is really a treat if you ever get a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's move forward here and grab a couple of sports headlines. Willie, anything of interest over there?

[Brian Bates]

Here we go.

[Willie Griswold]

Terry Scuba was the only.

[Christy Lee]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

Terry Scuba was the one player the

[Willie Griswold]

Los Angeles Dodgers believed worthy of aggressively pursuing ahead of Monday's trade deadline. And the trade to land the two time American League Cy Young winner further boosts their push for the third straight World Series title.

[Josh Arnold]

You took a breath as though. Why am I reading this?

[Willie Griswold]

It made me mad.

[Pat Godwin]

It made me.

[Willie Griswold]

The Dodgers are so good. Well, it is kind of boring. We are the most boring part of sports season where it's just a little bit of baseball, trade deadline and there's people. NFL camps are open and the Big ten is talking about a lot of stuff. It is a boring day in sports. But this does just piss me off. The Dodgers are way too good now. They have every good pitcher. Baseball's not going to happen next season probably. You know, on ESPN they don't do this. They don't. They don't just get mad and get sad and just start talking. But yeah, it's kind of a bummer. You know, he was cool. He's a great player. He's fun to watch. And he's going to play against the Cubs on Tuesday. So that's exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So he has been traded.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, he's traded, man. He's traded. So sorry. I got super mad. But yeah, he's with Yamamoto and Blake Snell now. The Dodgers are awesome. There's nothing you can do. They're like the Avengers. They got everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

What else is happening?

[Willie Griswold]

Tony Romo has been placed on leave from his role as the lead analyst on CBS's NFL coverage following his arrest last week on suspicion of operating a vehicle while under the influence. CBS Sports announced Friday that former Dallas Cowboy quarterback was on leave until further notice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is nothing.

[Willie Griswold]

It's JJ Waddle joined Jim Nansen, Tracy Wolfson of CBS Sports, lead team, lead NFL team during Romo's absence. Roman was arrested on July 23rd after he was stopped while driving south on I43 in Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

They had to do. I mean, they'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, will J.J. watt call Jim by his name all the time?

[Josh Arnold]

Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

Jim. See that tackle, Jim?

[Willie Griswold]

I love Tony on there, man. He's cool. He can call the plays before it happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the rumor is that they may try to dump him on some kind of moral turpitude clause because they think they're paying him too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. This was a good way out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they. Those contracts typically have. I'm not sure what they call it, but they're typically various morals clauses. Yeah, I'm not sure how clearly it's outlined.

[Josh Arnold]

We have those here. Yeah, I was telling the hooker I was with the other night.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. We gotta be on the down low.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have a special event. We're going to do the weekend in History.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how about the hats?

[Brian Bates]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Because we get gypped.

[Willie Griswold]

Come on, man.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not on the weekends.

[Willie Griswold]

Live sports. Was that bad?

[Josh Arnold]

We have to do we don't get jipped.

[Pat Godwin]

Really? Are you sure we don't have any more stories.

[Brian Bates]

What's.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the new gyp? Let's say we get a roving band of weirdos.

[Willie Griswold]

You have to be sad, sensitive. You don't offend that robing band.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot you're not supposed to say gypton.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I did not. I completely forgot about that.

[Willie Griswold]

We do have another sports story. Not about Jim Nance, but about Jim Penis. We can come back with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that'd be a tough life being named Jim Penis. Really hard. His brother. Brothers Peter and dick.

[Willie Griswold]

Please, it's Dr. Penis.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I'll call your husband.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk, resplendent in a denim jacket.

[Christy Lee]

Why, thank you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You got that, that rodeo. What's that kerchief?

[Christy Lee]

Huh? Some people say it's hiding all the wrinkles on my neck. That is not true.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's not big enough.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the Katharine Hepburn.

[Brian Bates]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hiding all the hickeys.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

It was a good weekend. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie Griswold is at the NITS sports desk.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's at the control board. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom Equal opportunity here.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to offend everybody. Everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, should I?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I think Josh missed it. Now, welcome back to the program. Thank you. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The kerchief didn't cover all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no, yeah, we heard.

[Willie Griswold]

I told you.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to. I went to a legitimate rodeo. Eagle County, Colorado Rodeo. My God, it was amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got to wear your cowboy hat, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not take mine.

[Brian Bates]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's tough to travel with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's hard to travel with a cowboy hat.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't you wear on the plane?

[Josh Arnold]

Even wearing it on the plane, wearing

[Tom Griswold]

the plane, because you're. It hits the ring, then you take

[Christy Lee]

it off and set it in your lap or put it in the overhead bin.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got its own box.

[Tom Griswold]

The overhead bin. Now. And every airplane is just a crush box. If you put anything up there that isn't coated in anvil metal, it's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, what you're talking about is what a true cowboy would be.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom is merely a man with a cowboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely correct. Especially after watching these rodeo dudes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That's where you go. Okay. I've been living a sham.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Let me get this straight. You're gonna get on top of that creature that if it steps the wrong way, will crush your skull.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I still can't get over. I can't get over the guys diving off the horses and grabbing the horns of a bull and wrestling it to the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

The last time I was. I'm with you. The last time I was at a rodeo, I was being laughed at because of how nervous I was for everybody involved.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And again.

[Josh Arnold]

But I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

If you look by the barn, you see the ambulances sitting there.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, we just fall on the carpet. We're gonna break a leg. These guys are falling off bulls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They're also 40 years younger.

[Tom Griswold]

It wouldn't matter. I could have been 23. You get stepped on by a horse or a bull or you get gored.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, it was cool. Yeah, it is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they've got those flag holders and the saddle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they had several ladies that was going by with these.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Clowns. You get the clowns.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a clown.

[Willie Griswold]

Not till you got there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They needed a better PA system, of course.

[Willie Griswold]

God, you can't go anywhere. You criticize every place you go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because the clown would go.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Why was the clown on the pa? He's supposed to be running around.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but sometimes they talk.

[Tom Griswold]

He's mic'd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're almost like. They're almost like hype men for the show.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Willie Griswold]

The flavor. Flavor of the rodeo. People don't acknowledge that enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now we have a couple things going on here. We were delving into the world of sports. Coming up, by the way, comedian Brian Bates. Willie, what you got over there?

[Willie Griswold]

Health experts say that if you experience shrinkage while working out, you might be suffering from something known as gym penis. Chris Bustamante, a nurse practitioner at the New York Post. Many men experience some degree of temporary retraction while working out. This shrinkage is only temporary, though, as it is a result of redirected blood flow to the muscles, heart, lungs, and skin during exercise.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Willie Griswold]

While there's no physical damage from gym penis, there may be a psychological side effect as some men may feel embarrassed, avoid locker rooms and compare themselves to others or worry something is wrong with them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Willie Griswold]

And that anxiety can become a bigger issue than the temporary retraction itself.

[Christy Lee]

When you figure it out, though, after a couple of workouts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, it goes back. This article does not feel like those who, I mean, go to the gym often. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, P.S. doctor, what about the occasional erections that I'm experiencing at the gym while looking at my fellow man?

[Pat Godwin]

Right. That is embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

They call it turtling, I guess.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. It retracts. Like in the hospital when it does that.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I remember.

[Pat Godwin]

Because of fear or whatever reason. I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

This is good to know, though, because I feel like people have anxiety going to the gym. You're worried that people are looking at you and just be confident knowing that guy's just worried that he's shrinking while he's squatting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

No one's thinking about you looking bad at the gym.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but you think everyone's looking at you and they're not at all. Nobody cares.

[Willie Griswold]

No. Everyone else is just worried people are looking at them. Everyone's so in their heads.

[Tom Griswold]

But when I major surgery, I think I had disappearing penis.

[Pat Godwin]

Same here. Yeah, a lot of turtling.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what was going on there. Maybe. Maybe it thought that there was. They were going to be doing some surgery down there, but it retreated.

[Willie Griswold]

It was weird. You kept telling the nurses, it's never like this. By the way, ladies, usually this thing's good to go. And I go, relax.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, Take it easy. Wow. Is there a porno star named Jim Penis?

[Willie Griswold]

There should be.

[Josh Arnold]

J, I, M, Penis. I mean, they usually don't get that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. I mean, it's not like. It's not like pornography is subtle or

[Josh Arnold]

nuanced, but they try to have fun with it. They don't just, hi, I'm penis in you. They try to.

[Willie Griswold]

It sounds like a kid, like Tom Cruise in Risky Business, like, trying to be like a kid posing as a porn star. What's your name? Jim Penis. You know, just the first thing he could think of.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there was a porn. A male porn star whose name always made me laugh. It was Eric Everhard again. I just wanted to go again.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a lot of subtlety.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, but.

[Brian Bates]

But it's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's that poor guy. He's never not soft or he's never soft.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got to call a doctor.

[Willie Griswold]

After four hours, it's a blessing at first, then it's a curse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Women don't want that. Guys. No. Four hours.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're not in the drive thru. There's no. There's no female equivalent to this. There's no like gym vagina, which by the way, would also be terrible porno.

[Josh Arnold]

That's actually a funnier. I'm gym vagina.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? That's an odd name for.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of porn do you do? Get straight porn.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, that's good. Good to know. Got a special request here.

[Willie Griswold]

No way.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This comes to us from Mike. Mike, Kind enough to take the time and trouble to write us. And by the way, it's become easier to write us letters. If you go to bobandtom.com you can find out what we got going on. A lot of different spheres and there's just a button you can click to send us your email. In this case, it's a special request for the Animal Joke hotline. This goes back a ways. I haven't heard this in quite some time, so I thought we would. We would give it a shot here, see if this still holds up. Your guess is as good as mine, ladies and gentlemen. Here it is.

[Brian Bates]

What you call it?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you calling somebody? Yeah, I just call them the special hotlines I like to call. You're gonna like this one, I'm sure.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello and thanks for calling.

[Tom Griswold]

The animal walked into the bar. Joe Cotline.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Brought to you by Paparazzi's Pizza. Wow. If you'd like to hear today's joke, please press 1. What else is the other options? Wait a minute, are there other options? No. No. A baby seal walks into a club.

[Brian Bates]

Thanks. If you'd like to hear.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

I think there's more.

[Pat Godwin]

There might be more.

[Tom Griswold]

Press one. I'd like to hear eight people walk into a bar.

[Pat Godwin]

Turn joke.

[Christy Lee]

Please press two.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Brian Bates]

Press two.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for pressing two. A Mexican, a Polish guy, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and goes, what is this? Some kind of jo.

[Brian Bates]

Is that it?

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Press one again, see if he'll do the one. A baby seal walks in LA clock. Very good.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you. Thank you for that Dog killer.

[Tom Griswold]

That kind request, Mike. So I'm. I'm sorry. So there's a phenomenon called. What was it again? Gym penis.

[Willie Griswold]

The blood's going to the other places. The muscles it's going away from your.

[Josh Arnold]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not a safety thing that your body.

[Christy Lee]

What is it? So it doesn't get hit by the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you don't drop a dumbbell on your dog. No, no.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not some evolutionary retraction.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It's. I. I guess I'm not really. I go to the gym four days a week at least. I don't know if you've ever experienced gym penis.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't work out with a bunch of people and go to a locker room and shower, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

And, Pat, you were telling me you've experienced a swimmer's dick stick.

[Pat Godwin]

Swimmer stick. What did I say?

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna get a.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll get a phone call.

[Pat Godwin]

Why did I repeat that?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you're. You're doing.

[Pat Godwin]

You're doing the. No, I have the.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing the backstroke, and all of a sudden you got a little sloop going there.

[Pat Godwin]

I got the hospital thing going on. It's embarrassing. Wow.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, when I didn't have it. When is when I got my bladder scope.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Then I thought for sure I would have had an innie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I somehow was able to fool my penis. No, no, man. Nothing's gonna go wrong here. Nothing's happening. Even though they were feeding a tube down it.

[Christy Lee]

That's incredible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Does it depend on the gender of the doctor or nurse treating you? Will it retract more or less? Will you be more nervous if it was a lady?

[Josh Arnold]

If it was a fella, I might be more nervous. If it's a lady. If it's a fellow, way harder.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean difficult.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What did you think I meant?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad that we approached this with a level of maturity that hasn't changed since I was on vacation. Well, thank you very much. Let's see now. Coming up, comedian Brian Bates will be joining us, although perhaps not after hearing that last break. He may just turn around and go home. We'll find out what's going on with him. Also, a special treat for everybody today, the weekend in history. All right. Well, who wouldn't want to hear that? Plus, we have a hilarious cop story involving some police officer in disguise.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a photo. Have you seen the picture of this, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

I have not. I'm looking forward to it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's much funnier than you can imagine.

[Willie Griswold]

Mustache.

[Christy Lee]

It's better.

[Tom Griswold]

It's better.

[Christy Lee]

Better.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's at the Music Center.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Willie Griswold at the NHTSA sports desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there. Hello. In his very cool camo, Bob and Tom show hat, Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I can't even see Ace. Oh, he was camouflaged. Coming up, we have camouflage in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever wear it?

[Christy Lee]

Camo?

[Tom Griswold]

Camo?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Do you have any camo? Even digital camo? Any.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a hunter, so, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Oh, well, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Griswolds are more gatherers than hunters.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I get it. It's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I've got some camo shorts I'll throw on every now and again.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you trying to hide?

[Josh Arnold]

My nether regions.

[Christy Lee]

Massive hogs.

[Tom Griswold]

The aforementioned hog, if you will.

[Willie Griswold]

We don't talk about that enough. That Josh just has a massive guy on him. Just a piece.

[Josh Arnold]

You haven't seen it, have you?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you've said that. You're a grower, not a shower.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Yeah. So Jim Penis. We had a story about Jim Penis.

[Christy Lee]

Where?

[Tom Griswold]

It's gym.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gymnasium. Penis. Not some poor guy named Jim Penis who's got a brother named Peter and Dick.

[Willie Griswold]

Is there any.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone must have the last name. Penis.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Or Penisman.

[Pat Godwin]

Definitely Penis.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Philippines or something. My name is Jim Penisman.

[Willie Griswold]

There's plenty of Wieners out there. It's got to be tough for those.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there are a lot of wieners.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, when you were waxed down there, you were a little embarrassed about your. You said to the nurses. I mean, the people that were waxing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the estheticians. You're exactly right, dude. I mean, it shrunk big time, and I. All I could do was mention it. And she said, no, no, no. This is how it's supposed to be. We would be concerned if it were the opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been waxed lately?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You've retired from that kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, it's. I recommend it for those who really want a clean. Clean area down there.

[Pat Godwin]

Or playground. A clean playground, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't shaving enough? You have to.

[Christy Lee]

It's doubling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's. You know, it was great. The results were great.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you want that Fred C. Dobbs look down there, Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Fred C. Dobbs.

[Christy Lee]

Who's that?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not hip to that reference, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Going back now.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll Google it.

[Willie Griswold]

What do we think, 50s or 60s?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go 56.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find it yet?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bogart.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I mean, you could have gone Indiana Jones.

[Brian Bates]

I want to.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to do with a certain amount of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Style.

[Tom Griswold]

This is kind of off topic, but Christie has the headline. Actor from the Sopranos has died. Vincent Pastori.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, Big.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Big died. He was 80 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

Noted for playing a character.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Called what? Christy Big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I enjoyed that last night on the evening news.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Those watching the straight newscaster. National networks known for playing Big Pussy. That's really, really awkward for him.

[Christy Lee]

He played other gangsters in movies dating back to the 1980s, including roles in Goodfellas and the Awakenings. And Awakenings. Not the. There's no the there. Sorry about that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a sweet movie, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Robin Williams, Robert De Niro.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrific.

[Christy Lee]

I'll have to check it out. We need to make that list of movies that you guys recommend that. Because we were trying to find something over the weekend and I'm like, like, what was the. I had to ask Jeff Oskay. Juana man.

[Josh Arnold]

Or something, I don't know, that we recommended.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a great film. It was snubbed from the Oscars for some reason.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't remember it, though, and I was like, maybe we should watch that. We couldn't find it, so. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so sad you guys didn't watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's horrible.

[Willie Griswold]

We never gather as a family and watch Juana man anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

What is.

[Christy Lee]

We watched Wayne's World instead.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a fun.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a classic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's very fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Sopranos, what. What is that now? 26, 27 years old.

[Willie Griswold]

It's easily great show holds up and that guy was great in it.

[Pat Godwin]

The scene where he's. He's killed. Not to ruin it, but where he's killed. It's one of the. Some of the finest acting. That's just a wonderful. They're on the boat. Oh my God.

[Willie Griswold]

Having shots.

[Pat Godwin]

The last shot. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But once again, rest in peace.

[Tom Griswold]

And he is. The main character was named Big Pussy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, his name is actually Salvador Volpensiero.

[Tom Griswold]

Vincent Pastor was a stage name.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's the. The big.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was his name on the show of the Sopranos, but nobody ever called him that.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Okay, well, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you didn't know that, did you?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not. I was not aware of that. Now we have Willie G at the sports desk.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, we got one more record over here. A 90 year old man has become the oldest man in the world to fly in zero gravity, folks.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Willie Griswold]

Guinness World Records attempts reports that Mr. Robert Gordon McAfee achieved the title when he took a trip with the Zero g Lunar Spaceflight Company at the age of 97 years and 301 days old.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he had the money. He invented that computer virus.

[Willie Griswold]

He did. Stopped a lot of security out there when a doctor refused to give Mr. McAfee a note clearing him to fly. The non engineering wasn't fazed and wrote the approval note for himself because he is a retired psychiatrist. Yeah, I love it when a man is both a retired psychiatrist and an insane person. That's awesome. That is so cool, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Get up there. The video where he's floating around trying to catch his dentures.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the tough part's keeping your testicles out of the vents.

[Pat Godwin]

They.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they have something called low gravity testicles. That's where they shrink up. Stick close to your body.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a blood flow issue, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know a lot of elderly women are interested in doing this because it's nice to see their. Their boobs floating above their waist again.

[Christy Lee]

Man, the hits just keep on coming.

[Tom Griswold]

See, they're old, you see.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you do zero gravity?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, absolutely not. You ever see that? What do they call it the Vomit Comet, where the plane goes plummet. I could never do that. They film a lot of movies using that, so they can. Although they're probably gonna do less and less of that now that they can fake it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tom Cruise still wants to shoot that one movie in space, essentially.

[Willie Griswold]

That'd be cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

When you're up there, just like your back pain go away because you're not tied down anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

That'd be nice, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Might relieve a lot of that pressure. You're absolutely right.

[Willie Griswold]

Give that a try.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my work was kind of inconvenient. Yeah, well, back sore. Gotta go up in space for a couple days. I'll be. I'll be right back. By the way, Willie G. Sitting in. You're going to be on stage. Is it Wednesday night?

[Willie Griswold]

Wednesday night, Nashville, Tennessee, opening for Frank Caliendo down at Zan. Yeah, man. Gonna be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Zany's. Nashville. Nashville, Tennessee. That'll be.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm gonna try to eat brisket in the morning. I'm gonna try to eat pulled pork in the afternoon. And then I'm gonna try to eat hot chicken after the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, go for it.

[Willie Griswold]

The Heartburn Trio, man. Gonna be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Delightful. That sounds very good.

[Willie Griswold]

A lot of meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy Lee is.

[Christy Lee]

I do have a letter for you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Mick in Detroit.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back, Tom. We missed you last week. And congratulations on the new dog. Time to start construction on that new dog house. Right?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, by the way, did the girls ever paint the first one?

[Tom Griswold]

The first doghouse is actually been moved into the garage, so it didn't get too wet.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it does need. They don't want to paint it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like. I like her brutalist style.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And the. The new guy, our new dog, Bernie, is about.

[Pat Godwin]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

He couldn't be more than about five. He's a little, tiny little guy right now. He's just eight weeks old.

[Christy Lee]

He might really love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he a nipper? Is he nipping?

[Tom Griswold]

Not yet. I've only seen him. I got up. He. They got back with him last night after midnight, so I got up this morning and took him for a spin.

[Christy Lee]

He needs to settle in. Once he settles in, you'll see more of his personality.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. He's a cute little guy. We get. We have. Do we post that picture of little Bernie? Can we get that posted?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a little guy. I don't know how big he's going to get, but it's a blue Eyed dog. You don't see a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

And he'll stay blue eyed apparently. Okay, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Now usually see those on huskies, the blue eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't know the. Whatever that is, the genetic or DNA issue, how that happened.

[Willie Griswold]

I hope he gets huge. I hope he gets maybe hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

We really don't know how big he's.

[Pat Godwin]

Great Dane. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If this could be.

[Christy Lee]

My daughter has one of those dogs. It's a 105 pounds maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

If he's anything like Clifford, he'll grow. As much as your daughter loves him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how Clifford got so big.

[Christy Lee]

Red dog. I always wondered how Clifford got so big.

[Josh Arnold]

That and radiation. Poison.

[Willie Griswold]

Loving uranium.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of dogs, we do have dogs in the news. A golden retriever in Chicago is going viral.

[Willie Griswold]

What's he up to?

[Christy Lee]

He's breaking into his neighbor's home. Home for cuddles. The one and a half year old golden retriever named Biggs lives in the upper portion of the Lincoln park home and regularly lets himself into his downstairs neighbor Honor Visagio's home whenever he wants to hang out and stay cool in the hot summer months. Mrs. Bazaggio told USA Today the door between our units is very old and doesn't shut completely. One day Biggs wanted to come down right when we moved in and the next thing I know he pushed the door open and barged in.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Now Briggs comes to say. Is it Briggs or Biggs? I have two different ones to say hi multiple times a day.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

She has left the door open so he has free range now to come in as he pleases. Look, except her at night.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a super sweet story, but how did. What news.

[Christy Lee]

How did this make the USA Today?

[Tom Griswold]

Because there's a. Because the video is pretty funny. Did we have that?

[Josh Arnold]

This dog just neighbor and neighbor's dog get along. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

This isn't new. This is more just like a story from some. Somebody at work, you know?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

This isn't in USA Today.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what happened over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

That kind of story, you know, it's. We've gotten to the point where anything that is pleasant in the news is so rare.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing is on fire. No one's shooting. It's just a sweet story about a dog. And if you've by the way, seen this woman, you can see why Biggs keeps going over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see that gal.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet gal.

[Pat Godwin]

So very thin.

[Tom Griswold]

Big stands for big. Sweetie is a Sweet. It's a big, it's a big golden retriever. And they show him walking down the stairs and hello, I'm here to hang out now.

[Christy Lee]

Conversely, a pair of dogs were rushed to an emergency vet clinic in Australia after eating nearly two and a half pounds of gummy worms.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

According to Animal Emergency Service Jindali, Scooter. Wait a minute. According to Animal Emergency Service Jindeli, which I guess is in Australia, Scooter and her sister Jada were brought in after their owners discovered the suspiciously empty bag of gummy worms.

[Josh Arnold]

You keep, you keep that second dog's name out of your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

By the way. They're called, called jelly snakes in Australia, not gummy worms.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

They learned Scooter was responsible for consuming almost the entire bag. Poor Jada, she only got a single piece of candy. Following a short stay at the clinic, both dogs are now said to be doing well at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so these weren't THC infused or anything.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was the amount of sugars and artificial sweeteners. It can be very toxic.

[Josh Arnold]

Too many gummy worms, the dogs.

[Willie Griswold]

Of course, Scooter hogged it. If it's Scooter and Jada, Scooter is going to be the one that's getting

[Christy Lee]

into trouble in our house. Leo's the one that gets into all the trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a picture of the dog there?

[Josh Arnold]

A cute little vomit?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean the vomit looks like it's

[Tom Griswold]

massive, massive amounts of vomit. And it, it's kind of got that taste the rainbow look. Yeah, man.

[Willie Griswold]

Poor guy knows that he screwed up. He's got that kind of look of shame on his face.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, how could that one dog puke? Puke up that much? That's a lot. But yeah, they say some of those, not these apparently, but some of those candies have a substance in them that's

[Christy Lee]

toxic for dogs, the artificial sweetener.

[Tom Griswold]

And then of course we had a news story out of Colorado not too long ago that they're very concerned about dogs getting a hold of THC infused gummies, etc. Etc. So if you do that sort of thing, keep them, keep them away from

[Christy Lee]

dogs, glass jar where they can't get to them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they don't have the.

[Willie Griswold]

But I'm pretty careful with that because if the dog has them, then I can't have them. So I'd rather me have them than the dog have them.

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I would rather you have them too.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not gonna lie. I would rather you have so many that you throw up four times like that. And there's a picture of you sort

[Tom Griswold]

of shamefully

[Willie Griswold]

have it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, that look is very colorful. Like it like Rainbow of Barf.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which doesn't that sound like a band that would open for Oz Oz. Oz Fest.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up next, Rainbow of Barf.

[Josh Arnold]

They sold out their last album.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. They talk too much between songs now. It's like, play the music, fellas. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on. We don't need the politics.

[Willie Griswold]

We're in a rock show, boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Now coming up, a bonus edition of History Today. Oh, this weekend. This past weekend in history. How much fun is that?

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Party.

[Willie Griswold]

Look at this.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That and we have a comedian, Brian Bates on the way in. We'll look forward to having Brian hang out with us.

[Josh Arnold]

Us.

[Tom Griswold]

Also in the news, we have a sweet story out of in the world of heavy metal music.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy story. And then old folks and the reefer.

[Josh Arnold]

C' est la vie. Say the old folks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, C' est la vie. Past the joint. Yes, Grammy. We're gonna find out about how they're making it easier for seniors to get their smokables and et cetera, et cetera.

[Josh Arnold]

Us.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, nude dining. Any takers?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's available this evening, depending on where you're in Florida. There's a spot in Florida it's nude dining night. We'll tell you about that from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 or@bob&tom.com

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Brian Bates]

Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Matt Godwin's across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

As is Willie G at the NHTSA sports desk.

[Willie Griswold]

I like how this song makes you talk, man. You sound a little cooler now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Like a blues guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what this song reminds me of in a second. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. And Tom, this song always reminds me of in a movie. It's like a road trip and things are going wrong. And now the car has just broken down in the middle of like a kind of a desert. The hood is up and the smoke is coming out. And now they gotta walk.

[Tom Griswold]

And the girl you're with sticks her thumb out and gets picked up by two scary dudes and rides off.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it leaves you. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dead battery. And now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Your girl's part of a gang bang.

[Willie Griswold]

I think we were all seeing a different movie

[Brian Bates]

people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Chase. Or a Blues Brothers thing. And.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There are different. Different ideas out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Different. Different interpretations.

[Pat Godwin]

Certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now for a new feature.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This Weekend in History. Do we have the this Weekend in History music theme? There we go. Thank you very much. All I have to do is find it.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm glad we do the new intro. The time now for this Weekend in History.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. Now, today is. What is today? August 3rd. Okay, so that means over the weekend. Over the weekend. That means we had both August 1st and August 2nd.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at you.

[Willie Griswold]

Can't get anything past you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I found out some interesting stuff. I did a little homework on this one. First of all, born on. Excuse me, 1770. Anyone know who this is? Mr. Godwin, I'll ask you. William Clark.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, that is Lewis and Clark is buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. Lewis and Clark. Of course. Clark the lesser known.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you remember the other guys?

[Christy Lee]

Clark and Lewis.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, it was alphabetically.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was Martin And Lewis. And it's Lewis and Clark. Now. Does anyone remember Lewis's first name?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Merryweather.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good one. Willie.

[Josh Arnold]

Mary, you were supposed to say yes or no, not blurt out the answer like a child.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't buzz in. Okay, now here's. This is. I learned something about this guy born in 1779. Christy Lee, do you know who this guy is? Francis Scott Key.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He wrote the Star Spangled Banner.

[Tom Griswold]

But he didn't write the music, just the lyrics. He just wrote the lyrics.

[Pat Godwin]

Barry Manilow wrote the music.

[Tom Griswold]

That interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Who wrote the music? That guy doesn't get any credit.

[Pat Godwin]

Than they shouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

That's why they mention it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you're not a fan?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I hate the song. I had to sing it at a game once.

[Josh Arnold]

You can send your email too.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here's what song I like. America the Beautiful. I think that I just find it to be tuneless.

[Josh Arnold]

And it is, it's. It's almost Sondheim esque and that it's all over the place.

[Tom Griswold]

The funny part about it is the melody was actually the official song of a London gentleman's club club.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like a drinking song, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now let me clarify. A gentleman's club.

[Christy Lee]

Was it the same?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, now they call a strip jointed

[Josh Arnold]

gentleman's club, which is hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But really, please drink with your pinky out, gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

But it was no top at our club.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was a poem. Francis Scott Key wrote defense of Fort McHenry.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's way long. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The, the version they do with the games is just. That's just long enough. And I, I think if you. The, the. The long one gets a little bit into the weeds there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a great poem if you've ever actually read that thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, but it's also a. Pat, you'll attest to this, a very wide vocal range on that melody.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to start it low. That's the trick. If you're going to do it, never sing it like I did at a game. What a great night. That was very, very. It was a Phillies Cubs game and I was so. And I found out that morning, the morning that I was going to do it. So I didn't have it memorized, so I had the lyrics in my ball.

[Willie Griswold]

Neither of those fan bases are known for being aggressive.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So you were safe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have the.

[Tom Griswold]

An organ accompanying you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they. They wisely took me up to the organist where I got My note first. And he gives me a little, like, a little. And so I was. I just. I started an A, which brought me to that high note perfectly so you

[Christy Lee]

weren't standing out on the middle of the field.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, on the pitcher's mound.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So where's your A? Is it.

[Brian Bates]

Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, say.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a little lower. Oh, say, can you see by the dawns.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you killed it, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here's the. Here's the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your Rockets red glare for me.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's. Here's the problem with what I had done. I had said, honestly, they said the lyrics were going to be like on a. On a screen. But I wisely. I said, I'm gonna also tuck them in my ball cap. And I kind of. If you see the clip of us on YouTube, I have the lyrics of my ball cap. But I. They turned me around. The screen was in back of me, so there is no screen. I'm going on perfect memory. So I said Gaelically reaming instead of something I like kind of mumbled one tiny part of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Gaelically reaming.

[Brian Bates]

Real close.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not too offensive.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be the porn star Jim O Penis. For those listening home.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're just joining Rockets red glare. We're so. We're. We're so reaming or whatever it was.

[Willie Griswold]

It's just mumbling, Streaming.

[Pat Godwin]

I believe not.

[Josh Arnold]

Galen.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, yeah. That.

[Willie Griswold]

You want to nail those lyrics, man. You don't want to mess those up.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the famous Carl Lewis rendition? Here's a little bit of Carl Lewis, friend of the show. Been in here a couple times. One of the great athletes of all time time. A sprinter, but he decided to sing. A lot of athletes decide they can do stuff like this. Remember Joe Frazier and the knockouts?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Joe Frazier. He became.

[Christy Lee]

He had a hit with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Willie Griswold]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Mr. Carl Lewis. So far, so good.

[Christy Lee]

Doing great. But I love that he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

No, that he called attention to it,

[Pat Godwin]

like, that was funny.

[Christy Lee]

It was funny. Made it funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Over the weekend. Martha and the Vandellas. Martha Reeves sang a. A version that is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you see that?

[Christy Lee]

I did see that.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I thought it was.

[Christy Lee]

It was not good. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, was it just a. Interesting interpretation or did she hit some.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I can't describe it.

[Christy Lee]

I can't. Sour notes. We'll come back with it. We'll. We'll find it for you.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way. What is a Vandella?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know, Martha.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I look that up. I'll look it up again.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay, I'm sorry. Back to today. I'm sorry. Saturday in history. Herman Melville, of course.

[Christy Lee]

The See the Whale guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Moby Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, famous. Did you ever see the original edition of Moby Dick? Josh, you're a literary guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I did read Moby Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the original edition that had the drawings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the illustration.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Moby Dick pics.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, those. It's hard to get your hands on that because.

[Tom Griswold]

Defolder.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought we were having a conversation. Setting us up.

[Willie Griswold]

Feel like a fool.

[Christy Lee]

We had conversations last week, remember? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I do remember.

[Pat Godwin]

Happy birthday. Tricking us.

[Tom Griswold]

1933. Happy birthday. The great Dom DeLuise. God, what a great actor. So funny.

[Willie Griswold]

What's even up to a happy version?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not much. Happy version of Orson Welles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a sweet guy. 1936. This is a designer, famous guy. Eve Saint Laurent, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean Yves.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. What's that Y doing there? I don't know what that thing's up to.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still with us? I can't imagine. Okay, he's a guy. Yeah. Yves Laurent.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I always assume. Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. YSL is the ysl.

[Christy Lee]

Very famous logo purse.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, he had the famous. You can get those. Eve St. Laurent Christmas candles.

[Christy Lee]

Christmas candles.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas Eve. Oh, I see what you're not much less successful. Summer's Eve.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, that candle.

[Tom Griswold]

Summer's Eve.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking my language. No, we go on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the great Jerry Garcia was born on Saturday's date in 1942. Who, by the way, smelled the exact opposite of Yves Saint Laurent.

[Josh Arnold]

Just to guess if I'm in a mall and I see an Yves Saint Laurent, I go, oh, I'm in the wrong mall. Oh, yeah, this one's not for me.

[Willie Griswold]

No, you don't belong there.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to go to one with

[Willie Griswold]

the Bourbon Chicken samples. That's my mall.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1960. 60. Chuck D. Who predates Chuck E. Cheese? Yes, it was Chuck D. Then he's Chuck E. Real name Carlton. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, was he a doorman?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Carlton. Chuck d. Born in 1963. Coolio. Born artists. Leon Ivy Jr. Born just in time for us. Back to schoolio sales we all look forward to.

[Josh Arnold]

I met Coolo somewhere. There's a picture by the schoolyard of me with. Yes, it was me and Coolio down by the schoolyard.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. When he started, I Remember when he started to go bald? It looked like he had antennas coming out of the side of his head. It was very unfortunate.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a unique look while you age. That is a unique look, too.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was right. Rough. Oh, Willie, what do you got? I assume you. You celebrated all day Saturday.

[Willie Griswold]

It's going to be some pot guy.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, no, no, no. Born in 1978. The great Eden James Love.

[Willie Griswold]

Edron James. Oh, he's my best friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

We've never met, but I'm working on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this somebody I should be familiar with?

[Tom Griswold]

A great. Was a great football player.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe and like one of Jim Merce's best friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Willie Griswold]

All time Colts.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. What does the term edging mean, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, edging, that's where you take your lawn. There's a special.

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind. That's exactly right. Keep her innocent, will you?

[Willie Griswold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Willie Griswold]

You go out, but you never pay the bill. You go out for days.

[Josh Arnold]

You're speaking euphemistically.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You keep getting courses and courses and courses, but you never pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, here we go. Jason Momoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's fun, man. He's a good actor.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's he in? Aquaman guy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Game of Thrones is where he got his start.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Joseph Priestley discovered oxygen on Saturday's date in 1774. Do you ever see the famous announcement? He comes out at O2 arena and goes, hey, guess what?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not familiar with that arena, so I don't appreciate the joke, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there's an arena.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I'm glad they. I'm glad the boys appreciated it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the. The biggest stadium in Europe. Right.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't respect London.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is. You like this, Christy, I know your husband has a. A cherokee with like 500,000 miles on it.

[Christy Lee]

476,000 miles.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

We sold it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not. From now on, you still have it? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait, can you tell a story? Tell a story.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave that part off.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I may have forced him to in.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, even worse, too many mem.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy, I've got a spare room. In 1941, the first Jeep was produced.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And let me tell you, it was a. Not a Jeep, very expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

Not nothing a Jeep about it. I spent so much of money.

[Tom Griswold]

What are all these ducks doing on my Jeep?

[Josh Arnold]

They should have called it inexpensive.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time I drive by something money, they wave at me.

[Willie Griswold]

Is there an Italian connection to Jeep

[Christy Lee]

or not at all?

[Josh Arnold]

Just because cheap I Don't care.

[Willie Griswold]

I loved it. It was worth it either way.

[Pat Godwin]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

He could have gone. He could have gone a different route.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I was just curious.

[Tom Griswold]

We sent it to the front and then that we were both fighting the Russians.

[Josh Arnold]

Somehow that's safe. But if you go, it is very g. Not safe.

[Pat Godwin]

Now you're in danger. Water.

[Josh Arnold]

We still don't know the rules.

[Pat Godwin]

Attack.

[Josh Arnold]

Italian.

[Pat Godwin]

Italian fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Society is fickle.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

1960, Chubby Checker released the Twist. Come on, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, come on, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good impression.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a fun one. And the Fat Boys had a great cover.

[Tom Griswold]

You get to watch grandmas at weddings do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love watching grandmas do the toys, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

1961, the first six Flags opened in Texas. Not popular until they. They added roller coasters and stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

First it was just Six Flags.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, it pissed a lot of people in Texas.

[Tom Griswold]

There's only one. Okay, let's see. Pat, the Beatles recorded She loves you on Saturday in 1963.

[Pat Godwin]

The song that did it for me, I didn't like I want to hold your hand, she loves you just blew my mind.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the next day they recorded she loves you not. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember this.

[Christy Lee]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1991, Hedy Lamar, the famous. The famous actress was arrested for shoplifting at the age of 77. You know, she. She is part of the group that invented the technology that is Bluetooth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Pretty wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously, I say, hey, look, if she invented Bluetooth, let her steal some lip balm. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she's welcome to some lip balm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm okay with that. Alrighty. Well, thank you. That's. That's our first episode of the weekend in history.

[Josh Arnold]

You mispronounced last.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're gonna get together with comedian Brian Bates. I'm very excited about meeting Brian. And we'll return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.com contest contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We sure appreciate you being here with us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's at the Music Center.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

At the NHTSA Sports desk, it's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's. At the control. And Tom, we're joined by a terrific comedian and I want to remind you really quickly that guest comedian appearances on the Bob and Tom show, well, they're sponsored by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Famous for a reason. Many reasons, really. Tom, why don't you introduce our guest who we've met, but I don't think you have.

[Tom Griswold]

Oops, sorry I wasn't here when Brian was here last time. He is comedian Brian Bates. I've seen him, of course. Yes, he is a part of the Nate Bargazzi world.

[Josh Arnold]

Nate land, would you say?

[Tom Griswold]

You could call it that. I think many dot Nate world was taken. Yeah. Brian and I, you and I have been told have something in common. I am a dad of many and. But I became a dad relatively late a few times. Am I correct? This is what I was just told off.

[Willie Griswold]

He had kids at 60 and 60 too.

[Brian Bates]

Okay, you got me beat. But yeah, I had my first and only child at age 50.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm 48 and would eventually like to have kids, so I love hearing stuff like this.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Do you have a girlfriend?

[Josh Arnold]

I have many around the world.

[Pat Godwin]

He does.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. You have no idea, Brian, how much I enjoyed the way you put up those.

[Brian Bates]

I was gonna say why? And I switch mid sentence. Like, let's just stick with girlfriend. Just don't get ahead of ourselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, either way, it was fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you got to play the odds at 48.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

I got married at 48 and had a kid at 50.

[Tom Griswold]

So how's that going?

[Brian Bates]

Not great.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Brian Bates]

No, it's going great. It's just old dads, it's, it's challenging. Like, like babies, we can never find a babysitter and our friends are like, oh, just let her stay with the grandparents. And we're like, okay, yeah, we'll just drop her off at Harpersville Cemetery.

[Tom Griswold]

Been there.

[Willie Griswold]

A little picnic.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you experienced this? I, I, let's see. I have a 10 year old that's my youngest right now.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you experienced this? You, you go to the, they like the cafeteria. You can look at the food and then they like get the jello. It's all colorful and they don't eat it.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, we're at the cafeteria not too long ago and it's, it's a heart. My daughter and one of her friends.

[Christy Lee]

Friends.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're carrying our trays and walking to the table. As we walk by this Group of elderly folks.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's grandpa's day with the grandkids.

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So my little girl heart goes. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So she rolled with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They find nothing funnier.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, well, my daughter's 4, so she didn't pick up on that. But yeah, I get that a lot. I get a lot of just head shaking, like about my imaginary teenage daughter that they think I'm now raising the grandbaby. I have men come up to say thank you for stepping up, sir.

[Willie Griswold]

You're the grandpa who stepped up, man.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I did. My family photos are wild. Like every time we post a family photo, the comments just some guy asked, is this AI? And AI was like, I think it might be. I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I do that?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hanging out with comedian Brian Bates. You can find more about [e-mail]. and you're a B, R, I, A N. Yes. What is the distinction there?

[Christy Lee]

A B, R, Y, a N. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a Irish thing or.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. But now, speaking of puzzles, we were talking about Martha Reeves and the vandellas. Famous sort of 60s, maybe 70s Motown band, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And Martin, Ms. Reeves, still alive. Five. Somewhat controversial. We'll get to that in a second. And I asked, what is a Vandella?

[Christy Lee]

I was told that a Vandella came from the fact that Martha Reeves lived on Van Dyke Avenue in Detroit and she was a big fan of Della Reese, thus the name of the Vandellas.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Art. I don't know if that's right, but that's a great explanation because there are

[Tom Griswold]

a lot of bands that have. It sounds like something that is, but it's really nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Know band, they. They make up a. They make up a thing. So that's cool. But apparently Martha Reeves saying at some baseball game over the weekend, the World

[Christy Lee]

Professional, the Women's Professional Baseball League had their opening game over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And she sang the national anthem along with two other ladies. Not Vandellas.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhuh.

[Christy Lee]

Just two other ladies. I don't remember their names.

[Brian Bates]

Stellas.

[Christy Lee]

We have some of the audio. Martha is now 85, I believe.

[Willie Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

She look great. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the woman who sang Dancing in the Streets. Just so you know.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that was David Bowie and Mick Jagger.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's. It was David Lee Roth. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Dancing in the Streets.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Killed it.

[Pat Godwin]

He did.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the. That wasn't that the. One of the that was like the breakthrough for Van Halen, right? Getting on the radio. No, no, they did a, they did a Kinks cover.

[Josh Arnold]

First album.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you really, really got me. Okay. David Lee Roth killed them. Okay, so do we have the audio from this? Oh, I've got it over here. Very handy. And this is Ms. Reeves. Here we go. Oh, yikes. Here it is. Oh, say can you see by the

[Pat Godwin]

d

[Tom Griswold]

what so proudly we have at the twilight. Okay, you get the idea.

[Josh Arnold]

You actually played Diane Ream singing the national.

[Pat Godwin]

The problem is the other two ladies are in a different key. Yeah, so that's making it worse for poor Mor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not sure it's not just the key.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I mean, what, what do people want from an 85 year old? I don't understand the critic. So what?

[Christy Lee]

I'm just telling you, social media was all over that one yesterday, Martha.

[Tom Griswold]

There's, there's some young, young, young up and coming singer they could get.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it wasn't out to make people mad, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not.

[Pat Godwin]

Poor thing was asked to do it.

[Brian Bates]

We've been talking about source Spangled Banner on our podcast and Greg Warren pointed out there is a second verse to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

And no one seemed to care on our podcast. But it's quite good, I hear.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, it's extremely well written.

[Josh Arnold]

Good poem.

[Brian Bates]

And then we debated about Francis Scott Key. Is that a man or a woman? And we looked up the picture and we're still not sure. It's like paternity. We're not, we're not clear.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize there was a picture of Francis Scott Key.

[Brian Bates]

There's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

And we just discovered he didn't write the music. We found that out a few minutes ago.

[Christy Lee]

Wrote just the lyrics.

[Brian Bates]

Who wrote the music?

[Tom Griswold]

The music is Ed Sheeran. The music is from a, A quote gentleman's club in London, England.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was the same thing with Happy Birthday. Right. There were certain tunes that they would just put different lyrics to. It was kind of a common thing to do at the time. But now we're gonna, we're gonna move forward here. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a new dining experience going on tonight in Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind of new dining?

[Christy Lee]

Nude.

[Josh Arnold]

Nude?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, it could be new. It's a new nude dining experience. Experience. We have a kiosk of cannabis for the retirement homes.

[Willie Griswold]

That's exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And airport divorce. That's in the news today, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, it's not divorced divorce.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's, it's not like passing the kids off at the airport.

[Tom Griswold]

The essence of it is if, if you've experienced, been there, if you've experienced a traveling, let's say traveling with your wife and flashbacks. Traveling with your wife.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm in Fort Lauderdale right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom doesn't want to explore. He's clearly trying to steamroll.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you for being with us. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hello there.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there with his guitar and keyboard.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie G at the NHTSA sports desk. Good morning. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold. We're all here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Remember to thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And there's Tom. Tom, we're joined by an absolutely terrific comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

He is comedian Brian Bates and he's got a new comedy special out there and titled Worried.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll find it on Nateland's YouTube channel and it's out right now.

[Brian Bates]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

The World of Nate Bargazzi. Nateland, you're going to be Doing some live gigs. I noticed Zany's the one in Chicago. Coming up September 6th. September 25th, the Canton Centennial Plaza in Canton, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And then October 3rd, Commonwealth Comedy Club in Dayton, Kentucky.

[Willie Griswold]

Love it there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right? That's. That's awesome. Don't now, while I'm at it, Willie G. Wednesday night at Zany's in Nashville with Frank Caliendo.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Down at Brian Stomping Grounds. It's gonna be fun, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. Brian, we've established a couple things. You're a man of a certain age, but you also have a four year old.

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So born when you were what, 50, you said?

[Brian Bates]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what. I've been there. I know what it's like.

[Willie Griswold]

You were 10 years older, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I wrote really been there. Now where do you live? What part of the country?

[Brian Bates]

So I live in Nashville. And yeah, Zany's in Nashville is my home club. And I was gonna ask you this. When you take your kids to the park, right. Was there any challenges? Because I like, I make sure I stay close to my daughter because I don't look like I belong there. Like, I want them to know that I have a reason to be there. Right. I stay close to her because I'm not old enough. Like the sweet old grandpa just there with his granddaughter.

[Pat Godwin]

Daughter.

[Brian Bates]

I'm just old enough like that guy should not be near the monkey bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That I never thought about that. I suppose that perception, I'm sure is true. Yeah. In my case, they just think I'm grandpa. So I'm okay.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Brian Bates]

I'm in that in between phase.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was. When I was born, most of my grandparents were dead. One of my grandfathers was alive, but not for long. I only remember seeing him once. All I remember is what? He smelled bad. I later learned that was the smell of death.

[Christy Lee]

Was your dad an older dad? How old were you? How old was your dad when you were born?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, hang on a second. 26, 36, 40.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not too bad, not too bad.

[Brian Bates]

A little bit like President John Tyler, you know, he 10th president, United States. And he had a grandson that was

[Tom Griswold]

still alive a couple years ago. Yeah, yeah, they just. Yeah. That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he get Secret Service all the way? You know how ex presidents and sometimes their families.

[Willie Griswold]

How's that work? Are you grandfathered in?

[Josh Arnold]

Did he get the one.

[Brian Bates]

The same guys? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or just one dude who occasionally had to check in on him from the Secret Service.

[Willie Griswold]

His suit's not even that nice, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Have you mentioned that this is a bad question? Are any of your parents alive still? Grandparents?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, my mom's still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there we. So thank you.

[Brian Bates]

But we don't let her stay with her because my mom, she has like old school remedy. She's 82. She's a sweet little soda lady. She's just like, put a piece of parsley between her butt cheeks, cure the hiccups. No, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, have you tried it?

[Brian Bates]

I haven't tried it. I'm not going to.

[Tom Griswold]

You talk about very old fashioned. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Now do you. I know that you've got a podcast. And where does one find it? Give me the background again.

[Brian Bates]

Nateland, the Nateland World. Nateland Entertainment. It's on YouTube. It's called Public Figures Podcast. Last time I was here was the. It was the Nateland Podcast. But then Nate got so big he bounced and we changed it to the Public Figures Podcast.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a couple friends of the show, I think are on it with you.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Dusty Slay, very funny comedian. And, and Aaron Weber. The three of us do it then. We have different guests. We have Frank Caliento on this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Greg Warren's a regular guest.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, all cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, Greg. And I'm big. I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan of Greg Warren now coming up, we have of Things in the World of News with Christy Lee and a special edition of Today in History if you'd like me to do it. This is.

[Christy Lee]

Are we on Sunday now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So this is a new feature we have. I should explain to Brian, it's called the Weekend in History because we weren't here.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think it's important for people to understand what happened in the past.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, and don't confuse this with our other segment, Weekend in History. But there's no third E in Weekend. It's about the singer, the Weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Brian Bates]

In History.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Today he had his first French bread pizza. Isn't that something? He was in second grade in History.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is interesting because this kind of is on. On topic. In 1923, on yesterday's date, President Warren G. Hardy died. Did you know that he was famous for being kind of a playboy?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he have a nickname at all?

[Tom Griswold]

He famously had at least one illegitimate child.

[Willie Griswold]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He Wore A size 14 shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a big poker player. And he died in San Francisco on a trip back from Alaska.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

See, he also famously.

[Christy Lee]

This was.

[Tom Griswold]

He died in 1923, as I mentioned, but he was famous for having a lot of liquor at the White House. It was during prohibition, so there you go. Now, we touched on this earlier today. In 1610, Henry Hudson entered the bay it would later be named after.

[Josh Arnold]

This is mine.

[Willie Griswold]

That's kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you have to wonder, did he do it right?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, it's like a nickname. You don't want to give yourself your own nickname. You don't want to declare any bay your own.

[Josh Arnold]

But funnier if he did.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they. My Bay in 1611.

[Josh Arnold]

They should see my river.

[Tom Griswold]

They got stuck, and they spent a very unpleasant winter in the ice. And then when it was time to. When the ice melted in 1611, they. They wanted to keep going. At least Henry did, but the crew didn't. So they put him and his son on a little raft, and they were never seen again.

[Willie Griswold]

See you, Hank.

[Josh Arnold]

So what if the son was like, guys, I didn't want to be here either. Oh, yeah, he's my dad. What am I gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

But I. I'm not clear on when they. When it was officially named Hudson Bay.

[Brian Bates]

But he was never seen again. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's it.

[Brian Bates]

We don't know what happened to him.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Brian Bates]

He could still be alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Having dinner with Amelia and Elvis. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that would be news, huh? Hudson News could have. Hudson News. I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be weird calling it the Hudson Bay if he was still alive and everything. Did they refer to it as the Last Supper when they were eating that night?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't. I think that's reserved for the only one.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, did they call it that? I got.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't send out the invite.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome to. I got a table. I got a table for 13. The invites at the Last Supper.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. On Yesterday's date in 1776, they actually had the formal signing of the Declaration of Independence. So even then, the government was slow to get things going.

[Pat Godwin]

Going.

[Tom Griswold]

But I guess they had already made the July 4th T shirts.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, why did we celebrate on July 4, then?

[Tom Griswold]

Because the T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Exactly. Well, we gotta move these.

[Tom Griswold]

And they,

[Josh Arnold]

by the way, printed in Bangladesh. That's embarrassing, isn't it?

[Willie Griswold]

And guess what? They only put 13 stars on it. What an idiot. Can you believe that?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, John Hancock. All right, we get it? You're here. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was a formal signing, except for John Fetterman. He. He of course wore shit shorts.

[Willie Griswold]

I feel like Ben Franklin was the Fetterman of the day. I feel like he was always just casual.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish all politicians were, in terms of dress code and stuff. The Fetterman of the. Who cares?

[Willie Griswold]

It'd be. I mean, just watch like Thomas Jefferson and flip flops. That's a pretty good time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Show up in a hoodie. Who are we kidding? Guys have to get dressed up every day.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1909, United States issued the first law, Lincoln pennies. Are they still making pennies?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're done.

[Josh Arnold]

So that is over.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Where are all those old machines, you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Where are all those old machines?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the ones that. The ones that turn a penny into a.

[Willie Griswold]

A long penny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

First off, don't make fun of my favorite hobby. I love a long penny. My friend Sebastian went to the aquarium, got me a long penny. And inflation has affected long pennies. They're more.

[Brian Bates]

What is a long penny?

[Willie Griswold]

You know, when you go to the place and you. You set it and then they. They crush it. You put in a penny and four other quarters and then now all of

[Josh Arnold]

a sudden it's a sheds aquarium or whatever. Yeah, exactly.

[Willie Griswold]

And it's nice. I got a Legoland one. They're cool, man. They're fun to collect.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great scam.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. $99 to ruin your one penny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not $99. Sorry, 99 cents.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is it when you say, what is it? A penny for your thoughts. But if you're in a meeting and you want to add something, you go, I'm going to put in my two cents.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, because it costs you two cents to add something. Something. But if I want to buy a thought from you, it's only a penny. You see?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it all makes perfect sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. The movie the Sixth Sense premiered on Yesterday's date in 1999.

[Brian Bates]

Don't ruin it for me.

[Pat Godwin]

Now we have six cents. Two pennies,

[Willie Griswold]

folks. This is crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, 1932. The great Peter O'. Toole.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

From one of my favorite movies called My Favorite Year. Among many. He was nominated, I want to say, seven or eight times for an Academy Award and never he got one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the honorary.

[Tom Griswold]

I highly recommend the movie, My Favorite Year. You'll like this one, Josh. 1939. Wes Craven.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, the late, great Wes Craven. Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

1959. Victoria Jackson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love her.

[Christy Lee]

She's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

She was married to Michael Jackson. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Brian Bates]

Victoria lives in Nashville now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she does? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

I see her around.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is interesting. This actor. 1977, born Edward Furlong.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

From the Terminator.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. T2.

[Tom Griswold]

He hasn't. He. He hasn't done much lately.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't. He was also in Pet Sematary 2.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't stick around for.

[Brian Bates]

Who was he in Terminator 2.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll get back to that, Tom. We will get back to. Who was he in Terminator 2? John Connor. The young John Connor.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And by the way, it's pet sematary 2. T O O, not T W O.

[Willie Griswold]

It is so funny how you have a crazy knowledge of bad movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, it might be spelled TW O, but I always enjoy when they do T O O.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't question yourself yet, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

You may be right. You got a nice. This could be your thing.

[Josh Arnold]

This has been my thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, but you could.

[Willie Griswold]

You could.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, really big. Make it big. And now the guy famous for sequels,

[Pat Godwin]

he knows all the Jaws sequels. I didn't know any of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You. You had to be reminded of 3 and 3D and jaws for the Revenge or just Jaws the Revenge. That's the fourth one.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the fourth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's the one where Jaws growls. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the fish. Okay, I'm glad I missed that. And that's Yesterday in history. Coming up, today in History History, we're hanging out with comedian Brian Bait. Do you like doing morning radio shows? I mean, you do a podcast. Hilarious comedically.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the only.

[Pat Godwin]

Hilarious. That's the only way you can make that funny.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. I hate it. No, no, I'm honored to be here, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm thrilled.

[Tom Griswold]

But you doing a podcast, it's not like a sarcastic. What time of day do you typically Record your podcast?

[Brian Bates]

4:00 Clock in the afternoon.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a different feel.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. But I, I, you know, I'm not a morning person, but I guess you guys all are. You have to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, no.

[Brian Bates]

No, no, you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the biggest misconception about this job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you get used to it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you don't.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Willie Griswold]

Sometimes I'll see Josh in between breaks. He'll kind of sit out on the. The porch just enjoying the morning, and I just look at him go, man. You don't want to be here. You'd rather be enjoying the morning somewhere

[Josh Arnold]

on a porch, man. You have to see me on the porch to know that not you get.

[Tom Griswold]

Say you go on vacation like I did last week. You're. You're a couple time zones over.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it's. I get up at 3 in the morning. Well, I was getting up at the equivalent of whatever 9 o' clock in the morning. So you got it. It's really hard to get back in gear.

[Willie Griswold]

He's losing it. He's up at 6. He's got heart. My little sister. He's trying to make her do sports in the morning. He's totally lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no.

[Willie Griswold]

He's doing ad reads at breakfast. It's crazy.

[Brian Bates]

Is. Is Indiana with a Stan that has split time zones? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. Well, Chicago area.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When you get north of Lafayette, it switches to Central time, but the rest of state's Eastern.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Do you guys stay up later? I mean not you guys, but eastern people in Eastern time zone.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always wondered that too because I grew up in central time.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Saying to me, you're in Nashville and that's Central time.

[Brian Bates]

And so there's TV shows, sporting events that just go later in the East Coast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's true.

[Brian Bates]

I just wonder if that's a Eastern thing. Like you just stay up an hour later then.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I always wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going kind of deep into the weeds, but there were FCC regulations that there were certain language restrictions that ended at 10 o'.

[Brian Bates]

Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

So the shows that went on at 10 could be a little more salty. And then when that. That became a problem with the time zone switch because some of Those shows at 10 were actually airing at 9. 9. It gets a little weird into the whole world of what time.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In the Central time zone. NYPD Blue came on at 9pm yeah. And it. They. They had warnings or whatever, you know you're gonna see Dennis Franz's ass button shower. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would. And that. It's hard to believe that that was a big. That was a big thing. Was.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wanted to see Dennis Francis. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, whenever that warning wasn't on the episode I did. You didn't watch.

[Brian Bates]

I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

You can write your little tickets and arrest people. I'm only here for that ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up we have more news and we have. Believe it or not, we have today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Willie Griswold]

We're learning a lot in the past.

[Tom Griswold]

But right now we're going to check in with Christy Lee, and what's going on with your vehicle?

[Christy Lee]

Well, my vehicle's running fine. But if you would love to get into a hunting Hyundai, check this out. It's the getaway sales event going on now at your local Hyundai dealer. There are some great deals on their popular models like the SUVs, the Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Fe Hybrid, the Tucson or of course, my favorite, the Tucson Hybrid. Also, the stylish and bold Elantra, loaded with the latest in technology. And if you're an all electric fan, the Ioniq 5 or Ioniq 9 are waiting for you. Get down to your local Hyundai dealer today. Get away with a deal you'll love. Love. It's the Hyundai getaway sales event. Visit Hyundai USA.com for all the details.

[Tom Griswold]

And you see you're getting about what, 35 a gallon? That's amazing because you've got the hybrid.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now that's all on the way. Plus, we do have other things in the world of news forthcoming, including the sudden popularity of the so called bathroom refrigerator. A huge uptick in sales.

[Christy Lee]

It's not why you think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's kind of, it's not for your shower beer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that is what I would have thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

Also sitting and drinking, right? I don't think that's what you were thinking, Josh. I think you were thinking if I sit down, might as well have some

[Josh Arnold]

food while I'm at it, right?

[Willie Griswold]

My bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

We also, we have a really funny story when we come back about a, I guess it's a police sting operation in which one of the policemen disguises himself. You'll be astonished when you see what exactly is going on. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email, bob and tomobandtom.com There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Willie Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's next to her. Hey, hey, over there. It's Willie G. At the NITSA sports desk. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, Josh. I'm Josh Arnold and Tom, we're joined by a terrific comedian this morning. Happy to have him in here.

[Tom Griswold]

He's Brian Bates. I was just, I was just thinking, did you ever have a nickname when you were a kid? You're like BB or something?

[Brian Bates]

Well, I had Master, of course.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, I bet you did.

[Brian Bates]

Imagine I still to this day People, Every guy thinks he's the first one that came up with that. Yeah, he's the, like, what? I don't even know. Can I say that word on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, no. I, I just picked up a Say it.

[Josh Arnold]

I do it.

[Tom Griswold]

People

[Pat Godwin]

think time during commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you think. Why do you think? Josh was gone during the break. I got a nice tea. He was, you know, Brian Bates. I was just wondering if you were

[Josh Arnold]

like, BB or, Or did you get Norman?

[Brian Bates]

I got Norman some. I have a joke about. Yeah. Being called Norman Bates. I, I, I got. Yeah, I have friends call me B. Bates and I think I had a B.B.

[Tom Griswold]

yeah, B. Bates is kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Bates is kind of cool.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I'm changing right now. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's bringing the beer? Bates will be here.

[Brian Bates]

I'm gonna get a new Persona.

[Christy Lee]

Almost like a hip hoppy thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's that.

[Brian Bates]

When you look at me, you think hip hop.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Yeah, right.

[Brian Bates]

I was a clean comic till right now.

[Christy Lee]

Clean it. Hip hop.

[Tom Griswold]

We've established a few things here. Four year old.

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, check. And let's see now. Mother alive, but not babysitting. Your mother, Correct.

[Brian Bates]

My mother, she's doing great for 82, but there's just some little things I'm not going to trust her with. My, My four year old, she goes to church every Sunday morning. She drives herself. She never misses. But back in January, we had ice storm in Nashville. She didn't feel safe one Sunday morning to drive, so she said she stayed home and watched church for first time ever on live stream. And I, like, I didn't know my mom knew how to do that. And she said it was over. She sees people starting to get up. She's like, well, there's Gail. I can't believe Gail would go out on a day like today. Well, there's Faye. I can't believe Faye would go out on a day like today. And then she said she saw herself and realized she was not watching live stream. She was watching last week's church service. And she says, a pretty weird feeling to be watching something you think is live and see yourself walk by.

[Christy Lee]

She didn't recognize this. The hymns and the.

[Brian Bates]

That's what I said. I said, how close are you listening to these sermons?

[Josh Arnold]

You watch the whole thing.

[Brian Bates]

She's like, I just thought he was trying to drive home some points. She said, you know, I did think it was weird. We pray for Fred to get better. When I'd been to his funeral on Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's Great. I. I found out not too long, long ago that one of the. Every city has the mega church on Sunday morning. He'll be watching. And there's some national. A regional church guy. And I found out the one guy that's been on forever has been dead for 20 years, and they're still airing

[Christy Lee]

the same guy asking for money still.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't seem right.

[Brian Bates]

Well, there's one guy, Charles Stanley. I don't know if that's who you're talking about, but his grandson's a comic. Stanley. Comic.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, oh, Andrew Stanley. Yeah, yeah, I know him. He's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the tradition of Sam Kinison.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're a little different, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, but I mean, same tradition.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sam Kinison was from a family of preachers.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

And for those of you have a certain age that aren't familiar with Sam Kinison, well, that was a moment in comedy. That was. That was really something.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He had one of the most famous pieces ever, ever about food. I'll just leave. I'll just. I'll just leave it at that. We're hanging around with Brian Bates. Brian is a part of the Nateland comedy world, and he's got a new comedy special. It's called Worried out now on Nateland's YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you indeed a worried man?

[Brian Bates]

Well, I have what they call resting worried face. People always think I'm worried. And it originally started my senior trip in high school. I went down to Florida with my friends and. And I never had game. I know that's hard to believe now, but never any game. We met these girls down there on the beach, and my M.O. was I'm gonna play it cool. Like, I don't even care to be here. You know, just whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

And I'm staying. That's what I think I'm doing. And one of the girls, just out of blue, goes, this guy looks worried. And all the girls started laughing and they called me worried the whole weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Brian Bates]

But they were. It stuck with me. There's. Yeah, there's. You know, people think I'm, you know, nobody wants me to sit with film waiting for test results. Funerals I do great at.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Bates]

People are like, I didn't know he was so close to him.

[Tom Griswold]

He's taking it hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Resting worried face.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow. Brian Bates also live in person in Chicago at Zany's, coming up September 6th. And then at the Canton Centennial Plaza in Canton, Ohio. Hello. Hello, ken. Good Morning. September 25th and then October 3rd, the Commonwealth Comedy club in Dayton, Kentucky, which is basically Cincinnati.

[Brian Bates]

They, they want you to pitch it. Now. It's. You can literally see the Cincinnati skyline from, from there. But Cincinnati sits right on that border.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you go high enough in a building, you can see Dayton, Ohio, that way and Dayton, Kentucky, that way.

[Willie Griswold]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's amazing, isn't it? It'd be weird being from a town that, you know, like being here that has the name of another famous place, but it's not that one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean like London, Ohio? London, England?

[Tom Griswold]

You spend your whole time. No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not from London, London.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not that one. Yeah, I'm at the other one. Christy Lee is at the Bobaton news desk. You want to get one story out?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in New Jersey used an unusual approach to catch distracted drivers. All right. They used an officer disguised as a bush.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is like that guy from Get Smart.

[Willie Griswold]

I love this.

[Tom Griswold]

But when you see the photograph, it's. I mean, they really spent some time.

[Christy Lee]

The dunelum Barrow police borough police department said it conducted a distracted driving enforcement detail to enforce New Jersey's handheld cell phone law. No, I thought you were going to make fun of me saying burrow again because I can't say that word. With the help of an officer dressed head to toe as a bush, your favorite shrub. They issued 74 citations to drivers distracted by their devices in just a six hour window. Window. The department shared images of the initiative which showed the officer covered in greenery while looking through a set of binoculars. All right, are you ready? Do we have. There you go.

[Willie Griswold]

That's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it, it looks. You can't tell.

[Christy Lee]

You would not.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

He's standing. He's standing next to an ivy covered tree. I mean, that's a. If, if you were 100 yards away.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I would see the crazy man.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a green swamp monster. Look at that bush.

[Josh Arnold]

With clearly human hands holding up, holding binoculars.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why wouldn't they put green gloves on?

[Pat Godwin]

I can see his eyes now.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Pat Godwin]

Looks like Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

So they pulled. How many?

[Christy Lee]

They pulled over like 74 drivers and got pulled over.

[Brian Bates]

How do they do it though? Did he like radio someone?

[Christy Lee]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure it's a team thing,

[Willie Griswold]

but I mean, also, this looks like a speed trap town, man. This looks like one of those small highways where you can go 50 and then it's.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, I, I have to.

[Willie Griswold]

It's 15 minutes, 15 miles per hour speed limit.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of nowhere, it look. Does look like a small enough town to where. It's one of those. Where it was 65, and then all of a sudden it goes down to 20 for one mile, and then 65 again.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, man, I hate that.

[Josh Arnold]

Which you got to be careful.

[Willie Griswold]

Of course you do.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is the. This is that this guy could have

[Josh Arnold]

stood there dressed as a normal man and done the same job. Colors off. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But then they couldn't call it Operation Lawn and Order.

[Josh Arnold]

That does make it all right. No, I think it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

If he backs up into the tree, you're not going to see him.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I just think this police department got a ghillie suit, and they go, hey, we got it. We got to use it. Guys, we got it. We paid for this thing already. We got to use it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's. I tried to describe it. It's. It's. It looks like a gorilla suit, but it's green. But it's all right.

[Christy Lee]

Leaves. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's a thick, thick thing. It's. Who's it. What's his name? A Groot, Right? Yeah, that's. It's kind of got Groot.

[Willie Griswold]

You looked at it like Groot was my friend. You looked over. Oh, you know him?

[Tom Griswold]

I could remember his name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, he looks like if you know Jordy Verrell from Creep Show. It's the Stephen King grass.

[Brian Bates]

A little bit like the famous Bigfoot footage.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does look like a Sasquatch. A green Sasquatch.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's a big thing now. You can't. A friend of ours was just nailed in California buy a Sasquatch?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, it's getting out of hand.

[Josh Arnold]

We called him

[Brian Bates]

Epidemic man.

[Tom Griswold]

For holding up, having a phone in their ear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha. He's supposed to go Bluetooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. You can't. You can't be holding the phone with your hand. So anyway, I thought it was kind of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

It is fun.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's great. But it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the guy, the cop, got attacked by some bees.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say how many dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Then it became a sting operation.

[Christy Lee]

Seriously, do you think any dogs came up to him and.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And.

[Brian Bates]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

And he would have to sit still and just let it pee on his leg.

[Willie Griswold]

So funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if this will be copied by other law enforcement people. Okay. Brian Bates. Thanks for stopping by. I know you gotta run, Brian. Once again, he's got. Yeah, but that's what I was just told. No. Yes. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Get out of. You know, what if you're not going to stay the whole time we want you, get out.

[Brian Bates]

I can't say another hour. I could stay one more segment.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Just teasing you.

[Tom Griswold]

The comedy, the comedy special is called Worried and it's on Nateland, the YouTube channel. We are coming right back to Bob and Tom Land. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. To the action.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We appreciate you being here because our guest doesn't appreciate being here that much. In fact, he's trying to get out of here. We've asked him to stay a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to embarrass him.

[Josh Arnold]

And no kidding, we'll get to him

[Tom Griswold]

in just a second.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Christy. Yes. What if we made him stay one more segment and never talk, never mention? Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's next to her. Hello, there's Willie G. At the NITSA sports desk.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's across the way. Hello. And Tom, who, who are we talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

He's comedian Brian Bates. Got a new, got a new special out there. It's called Worried Worried and it's on the Naatland YouTube channel and it's out right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Check it out.

[Brian Bates]

It's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

And then once again, you're going to be alive and in person in Chicago with Zany's September 6th.

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The Canton Centennial Plaza in Canton, Ohio, coming up September 25th. So you can go check out the hall of Fame from the Internet football. And then you go see Brian. And then the Commonwealth Comedy Club October 3rd in Dayton, Kentucky. Dayton, Kentucky, of course, home of the wrong brothers.

[Willie Griswold]

That's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that a lot. Dayton, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sticking up room. Yeah, Brian, you got your podcast, I guess you're recording this week with Mr. Caliendo, is that right?

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, we've got one today and then Frank comes in on Wednesday and we're gonna have him on as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie's working with Frank Caliendo at Nashville in Zany's. Zany's in Nashville. Excuse me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And I assume I'll see you because I'm sure Frank will need a ride

[Pat Godwin]

to do the podcast.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll see you on Wednesday.

[Brian Bates]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're clearly not invited to do the podcast.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, goodness.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, we'll make that very clear.

[Willie Griswold]

No. Oh, no. Not even from him. When I'm with Frank, I'm basically just a diet Dr. Pepper Gatherer. And I'm with him. That's why I'm around. I'm getting Diet Dr. Pepper. I'm replacing sparkling wine water, Mr. Caliendo. That's what he makes me call what

[Josh Arnold]

happens if you bring Frank a Dr. Pepper. Zero sugar.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, he beats me. He beats me in the car.

[Brian Bates]

Does he do a voice while he does?

[Pat Godwin]

He does.

[Willie Griswold]

He's John Madden. He's Charles Barkley. Makes me feel bad. Come on, Willie. I was gonna do a voice. I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

This soda's terrible. Smack.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Willie Griswold]

If you're willing to do Charles Barkley on air, you're a braver man than me.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the sugar free Dr. Pepper?

[Josh Arnold]

There's two varieties I have not found a zero sugar free that I haven't liked yet.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They all taste really good.

[Willie Griswold]

You know my thing, right? Cherry Coke, zero sugar. Love a Cherry Coke, zero sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't tried it yet. I will.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a delightful diet side of myself.

[Tom Griswold]

I love this. We haven't talked to our guests at all. We're doing great.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Asked him to stay. I said, we asked you to stay and then we just ignore him.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kidding.

[Brian Bates]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Brian Bates is our guest.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a question for you, Brian, if you don't mind. Go ahead. Underneath, you're wearing a ball cap.

[Brian Bates]

Yep. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Underneath. What are we working with?

[Brian Bates]

Not a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I have a lot.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah. Very similar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You have more hair than I do.

[Willie Griswold]

You got a nice head of hair.

[Brian Bates]

Well, I was trying to be nice, but

[Josh Arnold]

you didn't want to make me feel bad.

[Willie Griswold]

We're not used to that in this.

[Josh Arnold]

When did you start thinning?

[Brian Bates]

It's been a very gradual process. I probably started in my 30s and just, you know, just.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't see a hint of gray, though.

[Brian Bates]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully I started graying before I started thinning. Up top.

[Brian Bates]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Brian Bates]

So then it was a good thing that you start losing your hair, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind it that much. Honestly, I kind of don't.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I. I didn't know this about you because I don't know you that well, but I saw a video you from maybe 20 years ago that you made with Greg Warren, and you have lost a ton of weight.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have. I. It's all been. Been calorie. Nobody believes me, but it's all been calorie control and working out.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I don't believe that at all.

[Josh Arnold]

And a couple of shots losing weight now means nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So no, this is glp. None, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's cool. That's cool. Now Brian, you, you do you do your podcast?

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And again it's Dusty Slay. And who else is on it?

[Brian Bates]

Aaron Weber.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Do you find it difficult to work with two other people in the same room at the same time? Two talking.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, I want to do all the talking myself and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah,

[Josh Arnold]

What's that like now we have

[Brian Bates]

a good, we can have a good rapport. I like doing, you know, I enjoy coming to see you guys morning radio because, you know, I know you guys, I on the road, as you guys know as comics, very often they'll have you go do morning radio and they'll send somebody from the club to pick you up to drive you around to the different, you know, stations around town and it's often someone you've never met before and you know, they'll pick you up at 5:30 in the morning. I was in St. Louis and I never met this guy and he, and he was driving me around to do morning radio and I said, can we go through some McDonald's drive thru before we go in? He's like, sure. And the lady on the speaker said, that'll be 8.93. Would you like to round up to $9 for charity? And I said no, which I don't even know why I did that, but I think it's just a bad mood. And then I said to, well, I don't, I said to the guy, besides, I was like, I'm not giving a charity stream. Say what the charity was. And, and I just met this guy. He goes, well, it was probably for the Ronald McDonald House. The reason I know is when my daughter had open heart surgery, she stayed there for some time and then we just sat in the line of silence the rest of the time. And then we got there. She handed me my 7 cents back basically across his face. And we're just like, here, give this to your daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

Give it to. Yeah, let's eliminate the middleman you just gave.

[Brian Bates]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, because why would you just. No,

[Brian Bates]

it's 7 cents.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard a lot of horror stories from comedians that have done other radio shows. Not that, you know, we, we, we certainly have had our terrible moments. Moments. One of my favorites, a friend of mine was doing a show in northern Ohio with the DJ and he was going through some of his stuff and that usually did quite well. And after about the third or fourth segment, he said, hey, am I doing okay? You're not laughing. The guy goes, I don't want to screw up your timing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thanks pal. I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, in that case, I know

[Josh Arnold]

what a screw up your time.

[Tom Griswold]

I certainly appreciate that. Christy Lee, we have time for. I want to squeeze in a couple stories with Brian hanging out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Josh brought up GLP nuns. Well, GLP1s are actually in the news today because those weight loss medications and high end skin care have led to a new bathroom trend. The mini fridge. Oh. Emma Lewis, marketing manager for Sub Zero and Wolf make a very nice product, told the Guardian the company has seen a tenfold increase in demand for mini fridges over the past two years. She described many fridges as beverage centers, noting they were originally used to chill drinks in an at home bar or in a gym. In your, you know, at home gym. But they're now likely to house face creams, jars of supplements, gut health shots and the injectables.

[Josh Arnold]

So the injectables need to remain cold.

[Christy Lee]

I guess I did not know that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have a qu. What kind of makeup? I didn't realize.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be honest. This is not makeup. But I do occasionally use these.

[Christy Lee]

The eye patches?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. They go under my eyes and I. They are in my refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you keep them in the refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. So you can explain your bathroom refrigerator. How do you explain your bathroom air fryer? That.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. It's because that's pretty funny. My shower sausage.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, you want it to smell nice.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

When you get out of the shower, the aroma of bacon and sausage keeps you encouraged in the shower.

[Christy Lee]

Those under eye patches are pretty nice. You should treat yourself some weird.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he would. I think I know what Tom's criticism would be. Too slimy.

[Christy Lee]

They are slimy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we had done.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like putting very cold leeches under garage.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Willie Griswold]

It can be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And what do they do?

[Josh Arnold]

Take bagginess away and darkness and stuff like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's. It's a treat.

[Tom Griswold]

And is there other makeup? I don't know enough about makeup.

[Christy Lee]

I don't have any of my skincare that needs to go in the fridge.

[Pat Godwin]

Cold cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that naturally. That has to be right in the title, right? Nobody wants warm cream.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not your face.

[Willie Griswold]

The little girls use this stuff. I help. Finn has a bathroom mini Fridge.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've seen that.

[Pat Godwin]

He does.

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I keep my beers in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah,

[Josh Arnold]

well, she's on OIC Junior, isn't she?

[Christy Lee]

What does she keep in her mini fridge?

[Tom Griswold]

Face stuff.

[Willie Griswold]

She's got, like, some Korean skincare stuff she's into.

[Pat Godwin]

Got.

[Tom Griswold]

And then their soda.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I opened it up the other day. I. I didn't even know it was in there. I walked.

[Josh Arnold]

She's got cold cream soda.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Mildly amusing.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of ties together. But when you were in college, didn't you have a dorm. A dorm fridge?

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, in college, but not. I don't have a fridge in my bathroom. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, this. What this? A tenfold in sales.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I think I can walk to the kitchen. Not that far.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But then. Oh, so you've got your. Whatever this makeup stuff is in your refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

But I don't have any makeup that I need to keep in a refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

Where do Ozempic shots are those kind of things? Where do those injectables go?

[Willie Griswold]

Like, in the fridge?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean your belly or your butt or your arm.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, do you store it next to the string in your arm? Okay, so it's not like a thing where you have to be like, if you're in your kitchen, you have to kind of pull your pants.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a signaling.

[Christy Lee]

You can put them in your leg,

[Tom Griswold]

I think, bottom of your arm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she's putting her eyeball.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. She's dancing. I see arms flailing and things going like this. Brian Bates. Brian, thanks for stopping by. Once again, the new comedy special is entitled Worried.

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's out right now. Nateland YouTube channel. And the visits coming soon in person to Chicago, Canton, Ohio, and Dayton, Kentucky. Greater Cincinnati, Cincinnati.

[Josh Arnold]

And again, sorry to bother you this morning.

[Brian Bates]

Well, you know, just don't do it again. No, I'm honored and thrilled to be here, and I wish I could stay longer, but I do have to get home, do my own podcast.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Go do your fancy little.

[Tom Griswold]

I just hope you can hope. Hope you can remember all these jokes. I know. Christy, you got to give me the preview. What's coming.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, Coming up, we'll talk about airport. Airport, divorce. Finally, we have the new dining experience. We have the cannabis kiosk for your retirement community.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

That's going to be popular. And a heavy metal concert in a very unusual situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right now it's Money, money, money, time. And, Brian, I know you really have to go, so feel free to get up and take off. I will remind you that American financing is out there and they do mortgages from the bottom. But right now, the big push is refinancing, because the way things have been going with the housing market, almost inexplicably, houses have gone way up in value. So if you've owned your house for 10 years, it's probably worth double what you paid for it. And you can take advantage of that without selling the house. You can grab some of that equity and use it for whatever you want. Maybe you've been building up some credit card debt with prices being the way they are and everything else in the world right now, gasoline, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. So whatever you need money for, this may be an opportunity for you to grab some of that equity. Even if you've owned your house for, say, five years, it's probably worth 30 to 40% more. It always depends, obviously, on your particular situation, where you live, et cetera, et cetera. So if you'd like to take advantage of this, you want to talk to the folks once again at American Financing, you'll find [e-mail] by the way, no upfront fees, no pressure. Cost you nothing to finance. Find out what you could save every month. And you can give them a phone call if you want. 866-889-2611 or just visit american financing.net do me a favor, put americanfinancing.net bobandtom and then I'll let them know that we sent you. Once again, no pressure, no upfront fees. In about 10 minutes, they can determine if this might work for you. So grab some of the value of that property that you own, own without having to actually sell the property. Once Again, it's American financing.net NMLS 182334 NMLSConsumerAccess.org Average savings based on borrowers who save over $200.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We are live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Wild Christy Lee is at the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

I tease him every now and then. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Only way to wake them up. Hey, the Beatles are coming.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Pat Godwin at the NHTSA sports desk. It's Willie G. Hey, man, Ace Cosby's there. Hello, Willie. Are you gonna be with us for a few days?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, man, I'm here every day except for Thursday, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Actually, I might Drive back after the show and see you guys Thursday morning. Boy on a bunch of coffee. We'll see what happens.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you do that? I would not.

[Josh Arnold]

Advice. I'm Josh. Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Let's see now, where were we? Oh, you know what we forgot to do?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

We forgot today in History.

[Willie Griswold]

No, we didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

We didn't.

[Willie Griswold]

20 variations.

[Tom Griswold]

We did our. Our new feature.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat said we're doomed to repeat.

[Tom Griswold]

We did our new feature the Weekend in History.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we sure did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Today is August 3rd.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday to my niece Eden, who's one of the funniest and most interesting people I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Great name.

[Christy Lee]

How old is she?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. No, she's 10. Because she's excited about the double digits.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that's so fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's great. Let's see. Okay, now, happy birthday. If we're gonna start with birthdays, I gotta back up here because I just had important events, but. Oh, this isn't important. Elisha Otis, one of my heroes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the elevator dude.

[Tom Griswold]

The elevator dude. He invented the safety device that prevents elevators from falling. He was born in 1811.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then Otis elevators is a misnomer.

[Christy Lee]

So he didn't envelop develop an elevator.

[Josh Arnold]

It's actually the Otis safety device that keeps the elevator.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but then, then he would move on to develop the whole elevator.

[Josh Arnold]

You're telling me the safety device was developed before an elevator was. How'd they know they needed a safety device?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they were called cable caskets prior to.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Otis.

[Josh Arnold]

This is why that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, Mr. Otis. A lot of stories.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Some. Some. Some floors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Was his. Was his career consistent? Did his career have a lot of. Trying to help you out over here. It is. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, who do you guys prefer? Otis the elevator guy or Otis Spunk Meyer?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he makes a muffin, doesn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Muffins, cookies.

[Tom Griswold]

I liked Otis from the Andy Griffith Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That's your favorite Otis? My favorite Otis is from Milo and Otis.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's Sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1926. Tony Bennett. No, no, no. Just died a couple years ago.

[Christy Lee]

That's why I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He sang forever though, didn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Sure did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I liked his voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Left his heart in San Francisco, his teeth in Miami, his knees at a hospital in Brooklyn. Lived a long life.

[Pat Godwin]

Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

He did a lot of those duets, didn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Lady Gaga. That was beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw him in concert. And it was pretty cool because he did not use a microphone.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I feel bad for the people in the back row.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a. It was a sort of. Sort of a nightclub situation and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Cool. Small venue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Relatively. It wasn't too long ago. Let's see. Happy birthday Martin Sheen, father of Emilio President Judd Bartlett.

[Christy Lee]

Very funny. And Grayson Frankie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he is funny.

[Christy Lee]

He's a gay gentleman.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's this now?

[Christy Lee]

He plays a gay gentleman in Grayson Frank Frankie.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not see that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's so funny.

[Willie Griswold]

It's very funny.

[Christy Lee]

It's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Martha Stewart. I bet. I bet she doesn't get a lot of parties thrown for her.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't throw a party for her.

[Tom Griswold]

Too much pressure.

[Christy Lee]

No joke. Talk about judgy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you ever see those license plates she made when she was in prison?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Weren't they nice?

[Tom Griswold]

Well done. They were well done. See? Happy. But you know this guy, John landis, born in 1950, made the famous Thriller video with Michael Jackson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Directed Animal House, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. And Trading Places and American Werewolf in London.

[Tom Griswold]

Now here's some. This is interesting. 1979, the birth date of Evangeline Lilly from Lost. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She's the wasp in the Marvel Universe. Universe.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, opposite Ant Man, Paul Rudd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's terrific. I remember in Lost. So she's still out there working.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then lastly, happy birthday, Ryan Lochte. Remember this guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Who like pretended to

[Christy Lee]

gas station or something in Brazil.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesse Smollett. OG. But on this date in. In 1492.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, the ocean blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Christopher Columbus set sail from Spain looking for the Indies, man. Whoops. Didn't find it. On this date in 1900, Firestone Tire and Rubber Company was founded. What an odd combination, making condoms. And

[Josh Arnold]

the condoms are good. The tread's a little deep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's treaded for her pleasure.

[Brian Bates]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

1936, Jesse Owens, the great sprinter, won the 100 yard, hundred yard yard dash at the Berlin Olympics.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when Cleavon Little says he's going to do his impression of Jesse Owens and Blazing Saddles?

[Tom Griswold]

That kind of the comedy of course, predates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The old west was way before so famously proving Hitler wrong. So no, no need for the war. Okay, well, let's See now. In 1958, the Billboard Hot 100 was founded which inspired that magazine, Sexy Hundred Year Old Grannies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that kind of Hot 100. I had no idea.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they have a center fold, but you fold it down. That's a visual Joke about kind of saggy ladies. Didn't really work great, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, all center folds sort of do fold down. You have to turn.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I think now I see that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you can't. I know he's your son and you want to do right by him. There's no defense.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a valid joke. I don't want him to save me.

[Willie Griswold]

That's going to make it worse.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a valid joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Centerfolds do fold down.

[Willie Griswold]

Do that. I haven't done a lot of analog.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to pick up the magazine and go like this, though. Okay, never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, down.

[Tom Griswold]

And the most important thing on this date or the second most important. Alan Sherman Thurman. No, it's not releases. Hello, Mudda. Hello, Father.

[Josh Arnold]

I am. This smells fishy, doesn't it? I feel like this every three weeks. He's really. He releases that song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Pat Godwin]

There's always some hell.

[Willie Griswold]

It was mixed and mastered. On a certain day, it's released on this day. Musicians came in this. The publishing rights were developed.

[Pat Godwin]

It was number one.

[Josh Arnold]

I honestly. When it would come on and the. My parents were always listening to the oldies station when that would come on, I loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For me, it's the dog, but I

[Willie Griswold]

think of it as the parody dog food commercial. The K9 Advantix, when I was a kid, that was on all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

And they used that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That's a class piece of classical music.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a ballet.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is a ballet. You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

The macarena hit number one, and it would stay in the Billboard chart for 60 weeks beginning in 1996. On this date, when it hit number number one.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not terrible.

[Willie Griswold]

It's fun.

[Christy Lee]

If you can remember how to do it, it's. If you don't do that, you forget.

[Tom Griswold]

It is pretty simple, but I'll play a little bit of it for you. If you're not familiar with it, the. Now, do you know what the words are about?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

What are they about?

[Christy Lee]

What is it about?

[Tom Griswold]

It's. According to this news account, the song Macarena by the Spanish duo Los Del Rio is much less innocent than its catchy dance would suggest. The original Spanish lyrics tell the story of a young woman named Macarena whose boyfriend, Vittorino, has been drafted into the army. While he's gone, she cheats on with two of his friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that hussy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The chorus encourages her not to worry and just to enjoy yourself. The lyrics translate, give your body joy, Macarena, because your body is made for pleasure and good things.

[Willie Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the Akuna matata for sluts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No one.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the beauty of having it in foreign language.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Cuz nobody knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, you know what labomba is about.

[Christy Lee]

Grandma may not dance now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A butt fun. Whoa, that was close.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm coming, Elizabeth. I thought we were going down on that one.

[Christy Lee]

Fun.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard a K in my head.

[Willie Griswold]

See, I don't need that guy coming to the rescue for the centerfold thing. Right. I don't need butt fun defending me over here.

[Brian Bates]

Oh, that.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. That's today. Christy Lee, what have you got?

[Willie Griswold]

Over.

[Christy Lee]

A practice known as the airport divorce is helping couples travel together better.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

An airport divorce refers to couples who, upon arriving at the airport, go their separate ways to grab snacks, coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're. They're starting too late.

[Christy Lee]

Reading, too.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you should drive.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I was telling Kelly I think I should go separately.

[Christy Lee]

You mean actually she somehow got you

[Josh Arnold]

to think that was your idea?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

She's a genius.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I do that every time when I go with you guys. I always show up late so I don't have to go through with you. It's a nightmare going through with you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought he said. I bet he's very polite during nts.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. Yeah, it just. I just. I like to get there two hours early.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Willie Griswold]

Post tsa, he abandons the whole family, gets a coffee, gets his shoe shined, and then while we're boarding, he walks in very last second, gets in B31. He's right there in line.

[Josh Arnold]

I get why that stresses you out, but that's a baller move.

[Willie Griswold]

It's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

But I like to be at the airport very early and I drive her nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right, though. This is mild. You've gone to the airport together. When you get there, you kind of go your separate ways.

[Christy Lee]

Some couples even go as far as to separate for the entirety of their flight before meeting backup at baggage claim.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

According to the reviews of hundreds of comments posted by by Fay Travel Insurance, over a quarter of travelers already, quote, unquote, divorce at the airport or support doing so, while a little over 15% said they enjoy sticking together. So are you proposing that you would drive separate to the airport but fly the same flight?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, as Josh put it, I'm not necessarily proposing

[Christy Lee]

or do you want to just take separate flights? Because there was a time when you would fly separately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it's just I. I like to get there super early and. And I'm just annoying in general.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you just have. Everybody's got their airport behavior, and I think it's great that people can just go do now.

[Tom Griswold]

I got there I. A couple last year, I was flying back by myself, and I got to the airport two hours early, and unbeknownst to me, after sitting, I got to the gate and this is great. Sat down, started reading, and then with about five minutes for the plane was gonna take off, I realized they changed the gate. Oh, yeah. Thanks. Because you could airport announcements, but you can never hear them.

[Christy Lee]

They're so garbled.

[Josh Arnold]

They're easy to tune out.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are too many going on at the same time, and the gates are all too close. But, I mean, I'd much rather be annoyed by complete strangers than by my spouse. Yeah, that's the key there.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to spend a week at Disney with those people.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting. A steakhouse in South Florida is hosting what they're calling a new nude dining experience. The Class Suare Steakhouse in Hollywood. That's. Hollywood, Florida hosted its first event in July, with the second event planned for tonight. The chef, owner Marad Ali, and local pervert told the South Florida Sun Sentinel that he created the event as a, quote, respectful, judgment free way for strangers to eat together unclad and try something fun and new. The event costs 150 for women, 250 for men.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, so he is a local pervert.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not fair at all.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but he doesn't want it to be a sausage fest. So give the ladies a break. Can you imagine the pervs that are showing up? I'll have what she's having.

[Christy Lee]

Dining in the Buffett. A restaurant is legal in Hollywood, Florida, if that dinner stays private and only the guests are undressed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Your servers or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

And the chefs don't need to wear two hair nets, so that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. You don't want the waiter coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

May I tell you the specials? My eyes are up here.

[Christy Lee]

How would you guys feel if your wife or girlfriend came home that, like, tonight and said, hey, Josh, we're going out to dinner tonight. Guess where we're going? And I would see to this new dining experience. Would you go?

[Josh Arnold]

Look, I'm the wrong person to use in this scenario because I'm all. As soon as, hey, we're going out to dinner tonight. I'm immediately annoyed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that ain't happening.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, and I don't even like to go to hibachi unless you have the whole table. When you have, like, the random two people there with you. So now they're naked as well. That seems odd.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I would be. No, I wouldn't enjoy it. I wouldn't be. It would be too, too weird.

[Willie Griswold]

Also, it's Florida in August. That's sweaty, man. Sweaty place to be naked. Other people eating naked is fun, though. Like, getting takeout at home, doing, like, a little personal super bowl party. Having nachos, totally naked.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've ever.

[Willie Griswold]

Does anyone relate to this at all? I kept going. And no one's eyes related to this.

[Pat Godwin]

I was trying to think him through

[Josh Arnold]

it, but I didn't like it that much.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've ever eaten naked.

[Willie Griswold]

I have. I did yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I keep it up. If it's something you enjoy, you got to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like you and you were at Golden Corral.

[Willie Griswold]

I was not at Golden Corral, Dennis. I was at Red Lobster.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me.

[Willie Griswold]

I like to eat a lot of biscuits this time of year.

[Josh Arnold]

How loud are the booths at this nude restaurant? Just people having to slide and shimmy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I hope you have a nice seat cover.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you hate those half moon booths where you're in the middle? Like, if I have to pee one side, I have to. Everybody has to get out.

[Willie Griswold]

Like Catholic mass. There's a lot of standing and sitting going on that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, No, I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

No, I would. There's no way.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you put your napkin on your lap?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to drop some hot food in your lap, do you?

[Willie Griswold]

I know, but the whole thing is being naked, so then it feels right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You can't see under the table.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever cook bacon naked?

[Willie Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

Because you warned me about that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a bad idea. Saying it scarred for life.

[Josh Arnold]

I made waffles naked. The people at the Holiday Inn Express were not happy.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you, buddy. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I was hoping you're going there. I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's at the Music Centaur. Hey, Josh, there's Willie G at the NHTSA sports desk. Hey, man, Ace Cosby's there. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. By the way, tomorrow a special guest, Jim the Shark Driver dryer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy, is he swimming again.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna tow 250 cannonballs. Swimming 22 miles from offshore in Lake Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my gosh, why?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we talked to him a bunch a few years ago?

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

He swam across Lake Michigan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool stuff. He's gonna be stopping by, so that'll be fun. Wow, thanks again to Brian Bates, comedian. Brian stopped by old Bates. He's got a bunch of stuff going on with his buddy. You'll find him on Nate Land, the Nate Bargazzi YouTube channel with his new comedy special called Worried Now. We were just talking about, what was it? The nude dining experience. That's tonight. Where is it? Miami.

[Christy Lee]

Hollywood, Florida. Just north of Miami.

[Pat Godwin]

Hollywood swinging.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's an all nude dining experience except the waiters and waitresses and the cooks and everybody. Right?

[Christy Lee]

They have to be clothed. State law. It's state law.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if, if the menu is altered because people are all going to be naked.

[Christy Lee]

They make fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I mean, you don't want to get. I'm not going to have the chocolate lava cake. It looks too much like that guy's butt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Willie Griswold]

I thought you're going with like crab or something.

[Pat Godwin]

Clam chowder, like a market price or.

[Christy Lee]

We were going to joke about it, like, do you want crab?

[Josh Arnold]

Crabs instead an unwiped butt.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how he came into the restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you might lose your appetite. I'm just.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, the whole staff. There is a member of the staff that is not dressed. I don't know if you guys saw the Mater d picks, but they're quite something.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are the. That's what he recommends that you eat. You see that?

[Pat Godwin]

Let alone the headwater. You see what he does?

[Christy Lee]

We didn't get one song out of that today.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Rest of my.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you have one, don't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I have a bunch. Every day is a new song. You know me always thinking, always right.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Every day is a new song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what can I do? This is new. It could be sloppy, it could be fun, could be tight. You never know. Last week I saw the super bowl of Gaelic football. Does anybody know what Gaelic football is?

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Pat Godwin]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, you go every three steps. You got a dribble and. Or a volleyball, kind of a. Of a punch. It's a. It's a mixture of actual soccer and a little bit of rugby. You can tackle, but with only like one side of your body. It's insane. And every county in Ireland has their team. And Mayo finally won. They hadn't won since 1951.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Mayo County.

[Pat Godwin]

Mayo County. It was the curse of Mayo. And I was just fascinated by this because I had never heard of it before either.

[Josh Arnold]

And I loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

And I was telling Alan Johnson, who works with us, okay, about this, and he goes to me, jesus, man, you loved it. Just how Irish are you? And I thought that was an interesting concept for a song. So how Irish are you exactly? People ask my ethnicity I tell them I am Irish as Irish can be I like the Pogues. I like you too. Would you like to have a little Irish in you? How Irish am I? Well, let me think. I got the gift of gab I like to drink whiskey in the jar is my jam that's how Irish I am that's how Irish I am I play guitar in an Irish bar I put Guinness on my lucky charms I eat corned beef while I river dance I hate England I hate France I like a red headed girl who tells dirty jokes As a shamrock tattoo curses and smokes I like my stew with potatoes and lamb that's how Irish I am oh, Irish I am an Irish Ib Even though I Was born in Wilkesbury I like to laugh, sing and shout I like beer, oh, I like stout I spend money like a sailor on leave I see trouble I roll up my sleeves I leave a party never say goodbye that's how Irish am I Hand me that shit. Shepherd's pie Spent a night in jail Too many black and tans that's how Irish I am that's how Irish I am that was love, Danny Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. I like that. That's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

I do love that.

[Tom Griswold]

The Gaelic football thing, that's insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

And that's a real thing?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a real thing. I. I'm. It's the only. I've never heard of it. They have hurling too, because I was telling Josh about this, which I'd never heard of that. That sport, but I. Gaelic football is just fast.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you hurling?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Josh, do you know the sport?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Willie Griswold]

Guinness, usually.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Christy Lee is over there at the Bob and Tom news desk. What else you got?

[Christy Lee]

Senior residents at some independent living communities will soon have access to on site marijuana vending machines. A retailer known as Life Is Chill, along with the cannabis technology company Love Box Bud, announced that the first cannabis kiosk is coming to the Sun Lakes Country Club in Chandler, Arizona, which has about 2,000 residents. The device will allow you to easily buy marijuana products without having to travel to dispensaries.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried some of this retirement home weed. I had the Acapulco Golden Girls.

[Tom Griswold]

They're old.

[Christy Lee]

It will also be available more than 12,000 other residents. I had the purple hair communities so

[Tom Griswold]

that it's like a vending machine. You just walk up and.

[Christy Lee]

They don't have to worry about people being under 21 there, do they?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, stoned and old. How does this work again? Hey, Gertie.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

These folks, they started it. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any edibles? That's look like Werther's. Where do I get the jazz cigarettes? Wow. Are there other places where they have marijuana vending machines?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, we've talked about it before. There's a place in Colorado, I think it was maybe in the lobby of a dispensary. They had it, but they. You got. They got to make sure they got to check id, all that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, gotcha.

[Willie Griswold]

They're not just in the mall.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in a hotel in North Carolina where they had a champagne vending machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've seen those.

[Pat Godwin]

And why did you put your license in? How does that work?

[Tom Griswold]

I Don't know. I didn't get any. I just remember it was right there in the lobby.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that I. I don't know if you have to. How would that work?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw one where they had to show the ID at the counter at the hotel check in place.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you have to walk and get some kind of a chit, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't. And then I didn't know.

[Brian Bates]

Give or take.

[Pat Godwin]

He.

[Willie Griswold]

Careful.

[Christy Lee]

Real quick. Spider Man, Brand new day made box office history in its first weekend. The second biggest North American opening ever with $355 million in ticket sales.

[Josh Arnold]

Impressive.

[Christy Lee]

Very impressive. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

By. By everything, all accounts, very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's great. Audience reviews. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How does it differ from the other 50 of these they've made?

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't, but it's still apparently quite.

[Willie Griswold]

This is the iteration from the MCU which was started with Iron man and that Hulk with Ed Norton, the new Marvel. This is. This was.

[Josh Arnold]

Give it a rest.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm trying to explain it to an old man. I don't know how to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to see the animated one and I would say it was the worst movie I've seen in 20 years.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a lovely movie. It's just not for you. And you should be locked in. In a room somewhere so you can't ruin things that I like.

[Christy Lee]

On that note.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note. Hey, thanks for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.