The BOB & TOM Show - August 7, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - August 7, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold and Chick McGee
Guest: Comedian Al Jackson
Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
Description: A blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports delivered with humor and insightful commentary.

---

1. Comedic Commercial Parodies

[00:00] The show kicks off with Tom Griswold humorously attempting to create a Mint Mobile commercial featuring a song about orange barrels. Chick McGee interjects with witty remarks, setting a comedic tone for the episode.

Notable Quote:

• Tom Griswold: "Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile... but it turns out that's very illegal."
• Chick McGee: "So there goes my big idea for the commercial." [00:16]

2. Listener Mail: The Earworm Dilemma

Chick McGee introduces a listener named Cynthia who struggles with "earworms"—songs that get stuck in her head all day. The hosts discuss the infamous song "Sugar Shack," sharing personal anecdotes and playful banter about its catchy yet annoying tune.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee: "Sugar Town... Sugar Shack all day long." [04:21]
• Tom Griswold: "Dear Bob and Tom, it's stuck in your head." [04:45]

3. Sports Updates and Commentary

The duo dives into recent sports events, including a disappointing 20-1 loss by the Colorado Rockies. They humorously discuss the absence of the mercy rule in Major League Baseball and the impact of such a heavy defeat on team morale.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee: "They got beat something like 20 to one." [08:56]
• Tom Griswold: "They don't have the mercy rule in Major League Baseball? No, thankfully, they just run it right up." [09:36]

4. Free Diving World Record

A listener shares news about Stanislaw Obieś, a free diver from Poland who set a new Guinness World Record by walking 363.18 feet underwater on a single breath. The hosts marvel at his achievement, comparing it to Hollywood feats.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee: "I don't know if I could walk a football field in three to five minutes just breathing air." [26:03]
• Tom Griswold: "Tom Cruise can hold his breath for six minutes underwater." [27:58]

5. Rusty Warren and Vintage Comedy Albums

A heartfelt discussion arises from a letter sent by Bob, detailing his friend's late father’s collection of Rusty Warren's comedy albums, specifically "Knockers Up." The hosts explore the legacy of Warren’s provocative humor and its place in comedic history.

Notable Quotes:

• Christy Lee: "Rusty Warren... Knockers Up sold a million and a half copies." [32:16]
• Chick McGee: "Rusty's the lady." [34:14]

6. Smelling Salts in the NFL

The conversation shifts to the NFL's stance on smelling salts. The Players Association clarifies that while teams cannot provide smelling salts, players are permitted to bring and use their own. The hosts joke about the practical implications of this policy in high-stakes games.

Notable Quotes:

• Tom Griswold: "The NFL's initial ban targeted team supplying salt, citing safety concerns." [68:00]
• Chick McGee: "George Kittle... he uses smelling salts before every offensive drive." [68:10]

7. Rampant Rat in North Yorkshire

Christy Lee reports on a 22-inch-long rat found inside a home in North Yorkshire, UK. The bizarre discovery leads to calls for increased pest control measures, blending humor with genuine concern over the unusual sighting.

Notable Quotes:

• Christy Lee: "A 22-inch-long rat was found inside a home in North Yorkshire." [147:07]
• Chick McGee: "That's bigger than a medium-sized dog." [147:54]

8. Sloth Farting Myth Busted

Live Science shares a fascinating update: contrary to long-held beliefs, sloths do indeed pass gas. Dr. Andre Brautigam confirms through video footage, dispelling myths about these slow-moving creatures' digestive processes.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee: "Scientists have captured video footage of a sloth passing gas." [158:00]
• Dr. Andre Brautigam: "Sloth farts are silent but deadly." [160:25]

9. Guest Segment: Comedian Al Jackson

Comedian Al Jackson joins the studio, engaging in playful banter about cowboy hats and personal anecdotes. The interaction highlights the show's blend of humor and camaraderie among hosts and guests.

Notable Quotes:

• Al Jackson: "Christy, this hat is from Montez, my mom's husband in South Carolina. It's a real cowboy hat." [127:23]
• Chick McGee: "Happy birthday, Garrison Keeler." [123:05]

10. Unique Bridge Project in Italy

A brief segment covers a costly yet ambitious project to build the largest suspension bridge linking mainland Italy to Sicily. The hosts discuss the practicality and necessity of such massive infrastructure endeavors.

Notable Quotes:

• Christy Lee: "They want to build the largest suspension bridge in history which would link the Italian mainland to Sicily." [112:06]
• Chick McGee: "Sometimes isn't it nice to have a place where it's hard to get to." [112:04]

11. Celebrating Birthdays and Pop Culture

The show honors the birthdays of notable figures like James Randi and David Duchovny, interspersed with humorous takes on their careers and public personas. Additionally, Monty Python's legacy is highlighted through Britain's Royal Mail issuing commemorative stamps.

Notable Quotes:

• Chick McGee: "Happy birthday, Garrison Keeler." [123:05]
• Tom Griswold: "Mission Impossible... that was one of them." [06:16]

12. Closing Thoughts and Upcoming Segments

As the episode wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming stories, including a "disgusting beard" feature and updates on sports memorabilia theft. They encourage listeners to engage via social media and email, maintaining an interactive and lively atmosphere.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee: "We'll find out what it was from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios." [17:03]

---

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show offers a rich mix of humor, sports commentary, listener interaction, and quirky news stories. From debunking myths about sloth digestion to light-hearted discussions on vintage comedy albums, the hosts ensure an engaging experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal.

[Chick McGee]

So there goes my big idea for the commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment.

[Chick McGee]

Of $45 for a three month plan equivalent to $15 per month.

[Tom Griswold]

Required new customer offer for first three months only. Speed slow after 35 gigabytes of networks busy taxes and fees extra.

[Chick McGee]

See mintmobile.com Lowes knows when you're looking.

[Tom Griswold]

For reliability, the right brand makes all the difference. And now Lowes is the exclusive home improvement retailer for the Whirlpool water treatment.

[Chick McGee]

Line, including their WI Fi softener under.

[Tom Griswold]

Sink filtration system and more. With Whirlpool's proven performance and our everyday low prices, better tasting, better quality water is within reach. Shop pro trusted brands like Whirlpool and more in store or online, Lowes, we help you save. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels, barrels looking back at me look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel looking back at me they have signs that say slow down. I drive 25 through town their faces are dark and dirty and brown they're looking back at me Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels why can't I be free? Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrel next to the orange barrel in their orange vest apparel Looking back at me they stand in their stinking sweat I haven't seen them working yet. They have to pee in a portalette and their butt crack smiles at me. If I could fly I'd leave this world behind and I'd free up my mind from this debris and the orange barrels looking back at me Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me. Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel in their orange vest apparel. They piss off my girlfriend Carol who's sitting next to me. We drive through the rain and snow through orange barrels. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Will the work get done?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no one knows it remains a my. Hey there, hi there ho there. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, here it comes. It's the mom and Tom show Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I was just thinking Misty Lee would be a good name for a stripper. Back to you, Jim.

[Christy Lee]

That's what my dad said when I told him my new air name sounds like a stripper.

[Chick McGee]

So he was proud.

[Tom Griswold]

And then her dad said, greta, what are you thinking? You've changed your name back to Greta? Yeah, that's what your mama and I named you. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hello. Josh Arnold. Hello. Guest today. Al Jackson. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Begee. Hello. Tom. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Good. Played that. A special request. That song. One of several I think we might play today. We were discussing the so called Earworm notion.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Which you hear something then for the rest of the day. Sugar Town.

[Al Jackson]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That was one of them. And then actually yesterday was also that. Sugar Shack all day long.

[Tom Griswold]

You fell asleep.

[Christy Lee]

Last thing I remember.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. And it's really bad if you get. Get an earworm in and then you're doing something for the rest of the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom, it's stuck in your head.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to finish my point here, which is that that was one of the ear worms that has been bothering Cynthia.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Who was kind enough to write. Avid fan, she says. But certain TV theme songs get stuck in her head. Like the Flintstones or the Greatest American Hero.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

That wasn't a bad song.

[Christy Lee]

That was a hit.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a bad song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who that was a bad song. Joey Scarberry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Believe it or not, I'm Walking on.

[Chick McGee]

I like that song.

[Tom Griswold]

My name's the same as a presidential assassin.

[Chick McGee]

They changed his name on the show, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, I. I don't know if they called him anything other than Hinckley, but they all called him Ralph Moore. I noticed that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. In any, you know, Cynthia said, would you please play then she. A little list of songs so she can get an ear?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Cynthia. No.

[Christy Lee]

We start doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

So we played Orange Barrels.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't we in technology block certain listeners?

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Cynthia. I'm sure you're a lovely person. That's Chick. We. Orange Barrels is an absolute classic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But that gets stuck in your Todd Yan. Yeah, that's the whole point. And a great arrangement by Steve Ali on that one.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to like this letter.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom, show just your information. In the 80s, Jimmy Gilmore was the head guide. EMI Music Music publishing in Nashville. He's the guy. Sugar Shack or Town. I forget.

[Chick McGee]

Sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

Sugar Shack. I met him. I had several friends who were staff songwriters there at the time. Great guy. They always told me though, don't ever mention Sugar Shack around him. He's very embarrassed about it and doesn't want to talk about it. I guess we know why. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It made him a chunk of change.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's just the delivery is. What's the word?

[Christy Lee]

Feminine?

[Chick McGee]

Saccharine. What is the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, it's corny.

[Tom Griswold]

Cornball.

[Chick McGee]

If you've never heard it, I'm gonna make you suffer through a little bit of it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's horny to the point of sleazy.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's kind of got a nice beat here, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then. Wait a minute. And then about to K. Is that. Whatever it is, it's some kind of a pipe, Some kind of a piccolo esque instrument. That is really annoying. And they put that earworm in. Here it comes.

[Christy Lee]

There's a crazy little shack beyond the tracks and everybody calls it the Sugar Shack.

[Tom Griswold]

Sugar Shack.

[Christy Lee]

Tell me it sound familiar. Well, it's just a coffee house and it's made out of wood.

[Tom Griswold]

Espresso.

[Christy Lee]

Coffee tastes mighty good.

[Chick McGee]

Espresso. We've all established the fact that it's espresso, which I didn't know, by the.

[Tom Griswold]

Way, for quite some time you've said espresso.

[Chick McGee]

I just never really thought much about it. Don't really order it much. But in today's.

[Christy Lee]

I have little espresso cups.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Ever see the movie the Freshman?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Marlon Brando, Matthew Broderick. There's a great scene.

[Christy Lee]

Komodo Dragon 1.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a great scene early on in that movie where Marlon Brando is drinking this special Italian coffee and it's a little, tiny, tiny cup, and he's just pouring mountains and mountains of sugar. But that's apparently how Marlon got so big.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's. That guy went on to have a good career then, is what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Evidently.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, there you go. Good. That's. I'm glad. He had a great life.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the list of the songs the lady wants to hear? Maybe we should go through those.

[Chick McGee]

We played the one I just wanted to give.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Orange Barrels. Yeah. What else?

[Chick McGee]

Enormous Penis.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's one of Chick's favorites.

[Chick McGee]

By.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Da Vinci's Notebook and Camel Toe. She gets those in her head and they're stuck there all day. So we will see if we can squeeze in a couple of those for you today. What else have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Let's see, can we get some love for the Milwaukee Brewers? Best record in baseball. One of the smallest payrolls I Live in Appleton, Wisconsin. I love my Brewers. No, absolutely not. We don't mention the brewers here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Dave. What was the.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't hear the whole story. The Colorado Rockies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy, I love this.

[Chick McGee]

They got beat something like 20 to.

[Tom Griswold]

One a couple nights ago or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, just not good.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll happen in baseball every now and then.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have the mercy rule in Major League Baseball? No, thankfully, they just run it. Run it right up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's got to be a chilly locker room after losing 20 to 1.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, fellas. No, no, you know, it's the. It gives a good manager. Good. Something to coach up.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So to go. But up.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're all getting a little cocky, huh? Well, look at that scoreboard.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, fellas, I can't help but notice my last speech apparently didn't sink in. So let's go over this one more time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna be around here much longer to make speeches if you keep doing that.

[Chick McGee]

We had a story maybe a couple years ago, but it was about sermons being stolen.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this story? And there were various pastors weighing in on the fact that sometimes their sermons, they'd find out someone lifted them because they. They would post them and. And now with the world of AI and chat.

[Christy Lee]

GPT.

[Chick McGee]

GPT.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't there be, like, a way to license it or pay a rights fee or. To the guy who wrote it or.

[Christy Lee]

I think robots care. Do they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but robots are godless. We all know it.

[Chick McGee]

So I guess my point would be, do you think that there are sort of. Is there someplace you go to get good halftime speeches?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm absolutely sure.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, could you.

[Christy Lee]

Motivations.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll drum up one right now. Hang on.

[Chick McGee]

Otherwise, could you. Could you go, well, we lost last night 20 to 1. Could you write me a motivational speech to get the fellas to maybe keep their eye on the ball? Just asking, are they private or recorded?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Halftime speeches.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I. Usually. They're private.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm just wondering if.

[Tom Griswold]

Not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I'm wondering if you're. If you're a high school coach and you're looking for some motivational stuff. I mean, I'm sure a lot of them are kind of ad libbed and they're from the heart, but I'm kind of wondering if.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, this is.

[Chick McGee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen up. It's a halftime speech.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

We're halfway there, but we're not where we need to be. We're making mistakes. We're not executing Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not playing with the fire. I know we have what's.

[Chick McGee]

What sport is this, Coach?

[Tom Griswold]

Any. That could all change right now at halftime on any sport that has a halftime. He's right, fellas.

[Chick McGee]

Is there. Is there halftime in baseball, Coach?

[Tom Griswold]

If any of you would play as hard as this guy over here.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's be honest, some of us are playing like we're scared. Look, we're all scared. Some of us are playing like we don't care. We're not playing as a team, and we're not playing with the heart of a champion.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is this a.

[Tom Griswold]

But I see the potential in this room. I see the talent. I see the desire to win. So let's flip that switch. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Now how did you find that? What did you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to guess. AI type in motivational football halftime speech script. Wow, there it is. We need to tighten up our blocking. We need to be more physical. We need to communicate better on every play. But more than anything, we need to play for each other. Boy, this could be any speech anywhere. USA yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do they ever work.

[Tom Griswold]

In the movies?

[Chick McGee]

Right out of my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then the music starts as they run out of the locker room. Okay, well, we'll. We'll squeeze in an ear warmer too, for you today. What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

More halftime speech and show. Hey, Otani.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Otani hit a home run, but the Cardinals beat the Dodgers last night. No, I'll give away the. I'll give away the St. Louis 53 over Los Angeles that night. We'll talk about sh. Let's see. I almost had a. No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

With the Cleveland Guardians. Two outs left in the bottom of the night, man. No hitter goes deep.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Home run, two out.

[Chick McGee]

At what point do they stop talking about it? Because you don't want to say anything to the guy. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what the official I. There's like. You stop talk. Yeah. When he's on. You sense he's on a no hitter. You don't talk to the pitcher. You just leave him alone. Yeah. Which is a good.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's earlier now than it used to be because pitchers are pulled so early now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, now.

[Tom Griswold]

I was surprised they let him pitch into the ninth, but they do. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They pull them early because of the clock thing or is it just the way it is now?

[Josh Arnold]

Just the way it kind of is now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Coming up, we have lottery win. Always, Always fun. In this case, there's family Involved.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I win?

[Chick McGee]

We have a, a tick tock related. Broken back.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen this?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah, but at least they got the video right.

[Tom Griswold]

They have sucked me in. There's a site called Shark Fail. I don't know why shark is in it, but it's people falling down. Oh, I can't get enough of it. There's this woman who's showing off her boots in the bathroom and she's going, look at my boots. She gets her leg caught on the door of the bathroom. I love stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

That's very good. Now that's coming up along with a world record of some interest.

[Tom Griswold]

Some.

[Chick McGee]

Well, to some. I. It. It involves a facial hair on a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what, what about the diving record?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a good one too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's almost a record. That's almost a real record.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm irritated by part of that story.

[Tom Griswold]

The free diving thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You'll find out why when we get Big Blue.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great movie. But right now, Sean Reno Raycons Everyday Earbuds the fan favorite Everyday Earbuds Classic is back and now has active noise cancellation. The return of everyone's favorite latest version now features active noise cancellation. This message sponsored by Raycon. Pair that with 8 hours of playtime, 32 hour battery life and your Raycons will never leave your ears. The audio quality rivals all the big audio brands you know and love at half the price. And icon returns the Raycon's everyday Earbuds Classic and at half the price of the big audio brands. And icon is back. Go to buyraycon.com tom and get 20% off the fan favorite everybody everyday earbuds classic raycon 20% off their everyday earbuds classic. Just go to buyraycon.com Tom I'm a big fan.

[Chick McGee]

I also, my girls are a big fan. I have the over the ear headphones.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From Raycon. When they travel. Get on, get in the car, get in the back seat, get out there. Electronic, whatever those things are. And, and voila. Silence. It's, it's, it's wonderful. I want to thank Raycon for peace of mind. That's, that's what a great product it is.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever backhand him?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't give him a backhand. This message is brought to you by our friends at Raycon.

[Tom Griswold]

Give her a backhand, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Backhand in tennis is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to not go to the Sugar Shack. I'm going to go to the Splenda Shack. Aha, the Splenda shack for some little java house. Java. We'll be telling you about that this morning. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Prime delivery is fast.

[Tom Griswold]

How fast are we talking?

[Christy Lee]

We're talking puzzle toys and lick pad.

[Chick McGee]

Delivered so fast you can get this.

[Christy Lee]

Puppy under control fast.

[Chick McGee]

We're talking chew toys at your door without really waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

Fast.

[Christy Lee]

Pads, cooling mat, peg hammer, fast and fast. And those training T R E A T s faster than you can say sit. Fast. And now we can all relax and order these matching hoodies to get cozy and cute.

[Chick McGee]

Fast.

[Christy Lee]

Fast.

[Tom Griswold]

Free delivery.

[Christy Lee]

It's on Prime.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Baba Top show. Tom, are you saying anything in your head? You're hearing this music. Are you humming anything to yourself?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

What, what would that be?

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes. Stronger than dirt.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Freddy's BO is stronger than dirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor Freddy.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Shameless red haired guy, vicious in your school.

[Christy Lee]

Freddy?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Freddie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh really?

[Christy Lee]

His name, his name was Freddy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Freddie, we called him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever make him cry?

[Chick McGee]

No. I mean I was friends with Freddie but everybody else would walk. I don't know. Poor Freddie didn't have B.O. i don't know how.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't even.

[Chick McGee]

What did he become?

[Tom Griswold]

Is he famous?

[Christy Lee]

Is he now a Supreme Court justice?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I, I could. I'd have to look him up. He does have the same name as a famous newscaster.

[Tom Griswold]

Last name Frederick Cronkite.

[Chick McGee]

No, not that famous.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom, we love getting your mail. Whatever the topic, whatever's on your mind, by all means, let us know. You can reach us Bob and Tom at Bob and tom dot com. Here we go. Dear Bob and Tom Show, I work construction. We had a guy, had about a one hour drive every morning. He would always bring a rather large coffee cup. He would get to work, rinse out the cup and pour himself a cup of coffee. I asked why do you rinse it out every morning instead of just pouring it in the cup? Right away he goes, oh, I use that to pee on my way into work.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

That's from Jay in Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

Okey doke.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know. I guess urine is sterile. I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of urine and that part of the body Alex writes in, he says he's a Michigan chapter of the Junior Windbag Society. Thank you for joining in Junior Windbag yourself. I often listen. I heard mention of the candiru fish that swims into your urethra in the Amazon River.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, creature.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, this is more of a myth or legend than a true story.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

There is no confirmed case of this happening. I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not either.

[Josh Arnold]

He said, I'm happy to clean up this one portion of the constant garbage that is spewed each morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all of a sudden, he's my favorite listener. See, he.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

He gets it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hence the membership to the Michigan chapter of the Junior Win Back Society. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So there's no critter that goes up.

[Josh Arnold]

There and that critter exists. There are no cases of this thing. I guess that's the impression I got.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so that just. That just checks one reason not to go swimming in the Amazon. Off the list, right? Well, you know, that's not one of the things you have to watch out for.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about malaria or what? Don't you get some disease?

[Chick McGee]

What, do they have crocs in there? Alligators? I forget what.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have. Don't they have anacondas?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, big snakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It snakes out.

[Tom Griswold]

That is big.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is that from Anaconda? One or two.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How many of they made?

[Josh Arnold]

Three, but maybe four if you count like Lake Placid versus Anaconda, that kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Do they use real snakes when they make those movies?

[Josh Arnold]

There were maybe some real snakes. Well, they did the first one because there were babies as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Do use real snakes. And they have a very strong union. So you need to talk to them before you start filming.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you mean the Teamsters.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, the Teamsters.

[Josh Arnold]

I forgot that second part.

[Christy Lee]

So going on going to the Amazon not on your bucket list.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, not swimming in it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. Yeah, I'd rather not get in either.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I'd even want to be on a boat.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't going to mention, but I can't not mention this Tom standing in the hallway talking to.

[Christy Lee]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy. Yeah. And all of a sudden I hear, well, that's why I'm going to get a cowboy hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's what I heard. I. I mean, context is necessary.

[Chick McGee]

Context is skin cancer.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. Of course. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So all cap doesn't protect his ears.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes from. I'm not going to get skin cancer. I'm not getting to mashes it to a million. I'm going to go out covered in burlap and I.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I'm always consistent. But yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but that's not the only reason you're not going to the beach. Skin cancer. What's the other reason?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sharks.

[Tom Griswold]

Sharks, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For some reason this year, it's really, like, stuck with him that he can't go anywhere where there might be a shark. So I guess. Thanks for that. The Bahamas are out. I don't know how that cut through that clutter. That's your brain. But, man, you're scared of sharks.

[Christy Lee]

The older you get, the more paranoia you have.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that it?

[Christy Lee]

No, I just.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I think that I'm not the only one. I've been. There's a whole thing about people are more afraid of sharks than they should be, and I'm one of them. I think it's because last year my girls were on this nice ocean beach and it was early in the evening and they're watching the sunset. I've got the video, and there's a huge shark about maybe 20ft offshore.

[Tom Griswold]

So when did you see this? Did you see the shark as you're taking the video or watching it later?

[Josh Arnold]

They actually took the video.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But, man, it's cool and crazy.

[Chick McGee]

It's really close to shore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's not. And it's swimming in about maybe 2ft of water at the most.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

It's a big one. So I, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, though, how shark television covers that. Down deep in the ocean, the two awful humans ruin Arty Shark's trip to the beach. He's just trying to get some swimming in. And here are these. These brats trying to.

[Chick McGee]

You're in his house.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm never a hundred percent comfortable in the ocean. Are you guys?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm fairly comfortable, but not.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know what's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not comfortable in a lake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like a shower. That's it. Don't care for a tub? No, sir.

[Christy Lee]

What about a pool? You okay in a pool?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe not. No. You can drown in a pool.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have a world record in a swimming pool of all things. But there's a lack of information in that news story. You'll see when we get to it.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't wait.

[Chick McGee]

Bothering me a lot, but we can do it now. Okay. What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

This concern. You know what free diving is, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

When you just kind of jump off.

[Tom Griswold]

A cliff close, it's. You can go down as deep as you can, deep as you want. And then come up because you don't breathe. So you don't have to worry about it.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's actually diving underwater.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you go down and then come back up. Incredible depths. Of course this takes time to dive that deep and you have to hold your breath longer and that.

[Josh Arnold]

We used to have to do this in gym class. We had to. There were rings that the coach would throw down and we used to have to swim all the way to the bottom. It was like an exercise too. It was I guess a free diving exercise.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. A man from Poland has broken the Guinness world record for the longest underwater walk with one breath. MALE Wow. A free driver diver. His name. He didn't dive. He didn't drive a car. Mr. Stanislaw Obey. Obiaz Zawak. I'm going to call him O. O. He traveled 363.18ft across the bottom of a swimming pool to achieve the title. Again. That's a long way Noted that he walked. There he goes. There's a shot of him farther than the length of a football field while holding his breath the entire time. He beat the previous record of 351ft 0.5 inches. A scuba diver under the water with him the whole time to ensure his safety and to film it. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

So it looks like he's got a weight belt on.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be the hardest staying underwater. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I mean I read the article and it's okay that. So he's gone. Whatever it is, a football field. How long was he underwater? And I think like it's not on the article. They don't tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that would have been interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How long did he hold his breath? Well, we talked about, about this but Tom Cruise can hold his breath for like 10 minutes or something. It's crazy. Something crazy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if It's.

[Tom Griswold]

That is 10 minutes, something like that.

[Chick McGee]

This says the exact duration of time was not disclosed. However, based on similar freediving performances and average underwater walking speed, his attempt probably took somewhere between four and six minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why, why wouldn't they publish the the time? That seems to me to be the most obvious question.

[Josh Arnold]

But interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, pretty cool this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if I could walk a football field in three to five minutes just breathing air. That's, that's quite a way.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm underwater holding my breath, I think I start to panic at, oh, I don't know. Second ten.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we know that you are in indeed. A thorough and generous lover.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Do you find that. I know where this is.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to hold my breath.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever have to hold your breath?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

No, never. Get the reason you'd have to hold your breath if it was objectionable down there. You breathe through your nose. That's what your nose is for.

[Chick McGee]

You've never encountered anything in which.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Or if I have, I haven't done that. I've encountered it to the point where I went, I'm not going down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Or, you know, there's a human being, they smell one, they can't smell the same thing for very long, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your nose shuts off, dissipates. You get used to it and you don't smell it anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, anytime you bring this up, it makes women question everything about themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what Madison Avenue is all about. Or Cosmopolitan magazine. Every cover. Ladies, you're not good enough.

[Christy Lee]

Social media. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. You're doing just fine.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

No, and I like that shirt, by the way. Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice today. So I'll see if I can find out how long this guy was.

[Christy Lee]

I'm looking as you were talking.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the answer. Four to six minutes is pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

But, I mean, if it's the world record, wouldn't you want to know how long he was down there?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a quick pace. Longer than a football field. Four minutes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not dawdling.

[Josh Arnold]

Four to six minutes is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Cruise can hold his breath for six minutes underwater. Wow. He trained extensively for his feet during the filming of Mission Impossible. This Rogue nation something. The average person, though, can only hold their breath up to 90 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

30 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

The mission Impossible movie. It is a great stunt, but he is. It's. Did you find that claustrophobic and scary? He's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I thought it was fun and suspenseful and. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Cruise is in a submarine that's been scuttled.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's in the latest one, the Rogue Nation. I don't remember what the underwater stunt is there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

More world records and Major League Baseball and the NFL Players association had a meeting with the people with smelling salts. We'll see. We'll see what happens. See. What gives. What gives here with this. You didn't tell the Players association you're in trouble, mister.

[Chick McGee]

What gives goes right with. Knock it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Gives.

[Chick McGee]

Right now. The Bob and Tom show, brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. The stock market, somewhat shocking. It's, it's not a wild ride. It's down, it's up, it's down, it's up. And perhaps you're thinking about your future and you want to make sure that that nest egg you've been building up stays well, is has something to counter the volatility of the market, let's put it that way. This is where annuities come in. It's all about making sure that that money's going to be there no matter what happens to the stock market. That's where the Silac Insurance Company comes in. Experts on something called annuities see what I'm talking about by visiting their website, silacins.com it's s I L A C. Annuities are designed to protect your retirement and make sure your nest egg doesn't crack if something goes wrong in the market. So you can get all the information you need. Once again, it's S I l a c silacins.com or just go to bobandtom.com we have a link right there that'll help you find out what's going on. Certain restrictions apply. See if you're eligible and know that you can go to sleep better tonight because many nights down the road when you retire, you'll still have that cash guaranteed coming your way. An annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Plan on it. Live on it. Coming up, interesting news in the world of sports memorabilia and thievery on the way. Plus, we have a guy pulled over going 199 miles an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Here in the States, no, but it doesn't, I'm trying to find out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's gotta be speeding, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It doesn't say what kind of car it is. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Guessing a pretty good one. 199. We'll find out what that's all about as well. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom SHOW this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. This message is sponsored by Greenlight. With school out, summer is the perfect time to teach our kids real world money skills they'll use forever. Greenlight is a debit card in the.

[Pat Godwin]

One family finance and safety app used.

[Tom Griswold]

By millions of families helping kids learn.

[Chick McGee]

How to save, invest and spend wisely.

[Tom Griswold]

Parents can send their kids money and track their spending and saving while kids build money, confidence and skills in Fun ways. Start your risk free greenlight trial [e-mail] Spotify. That's greenlight.com Spotify.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick. I. This is. You're. You grew up in central Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did.

[Chick McGee]

And maybe you can help me here. We have a letter from Bob. He writes a Dear Bob and Tom Show. A friend of mine's father had a collection of Woody Woodbury albums.

[Tom Griswold]

Woody Woodbury, I think, was a Cincinnati guy.

[Chick McGee]

I know he became famous in one of those sort of beach movies. He just died a couple years ago. He was one of those piano.

[Tom Griswold]

I was not familiar with him, but.

[Chick McGee]

Here'S where you'll be interested. There was also an album called Knockers up by Rusty Warren. And I did a little research on this. Knockers up sold a million and a half copies and it was considered revolutionary in its time.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

And it was a Rusty was a singer kind of body, if you will. Yeah, I'm not sure I think I can play this.

[Christy Lee]

Woody Woodbury's still alive.

[Chick McGee]

He is.

[Christy Lee]

He's a hundred and one.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Mr. Woodbury, I thought. I thought I'd read here.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they just what it says here. American comedian, actor, TV personality, talk show host.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because we were talking about old comedy albums and, you know, there's a. There's a. The COVID of Knockers up.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was a very kind of hilarious comedy album. Right on the COVID it says Knockers Up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do you want to hear just a little bit of this? And I've.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I have not had time to preview this.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you really asking?

[Josh Arnold]

So, Tom, it says the hilarious comedy album that has Mr. And Mrs. America rolling on the floor from coast to coast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is also a little double entendre.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She's holding. Is she holding a martini?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his other hand doing?

[Josh Arnold]

He's holding two xylophone sticks. Are those called knockers?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he not?

[Josh Arnold]

But you see that he's holding those and he kind of is pressing one against her nose.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one against his nose.

[Chick McGee]

You're correct, Josh. I didn't get that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is quite the hairdo of the day.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, let's just hear a little bit of knockers up. I may have to bail on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

I got the button. Okay. I. I have no idea what's coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Play it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Just getting organized over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

It'S live.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Christy Lee]

Knockers up. Knockers up. Knockers up Ladies, get your knockers up. Hey, ho. Hey, ho. Come on there, girls. Roll those shoulders back and get your knockers up. Put a big smile on the world today. Come on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Your leg in there. Get those shoulders.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think? I didn't realize there's a band.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, unless Jerry Lewis starts singing soon, it's not hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

That Rusty, or is that a lady? That's part of it. Is Rusty.

[Chick McGee]

Rusty is the lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Rusty's the lady?

[Chick McGee]

I think so. Yeah. Rusty. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a redhead. I think that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Get those knockers up.

[Christy Lee]

Like. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Again, this is. This goes to 1960, I believe, or.

[Josh Arnold]

Something like that, which even then may have been a throwback to a lot of that vaudeville stuff where, you know, that May West.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have to later today do some homework and find out what's. What's going on because I'm afraid to play.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Just. Let's just leave it alone.

[Chick McGee]

Well, here's one. Okay. I'm gonna try this one. We'll see what happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Get those knockers up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

You know, girls, it's great to live in a democracy today where freedom is everywhere. But, girls, we often take this freedom for granted. Freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and freedom of action. But, you know, gals, just because a bunch of men signed that Declaration of independence in 1776 doesn't mean that freedom was for men alone. Ah, no, you take Tom Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Hancock.

[Chick McGee]

Okay? Get. There's a hell of a guy for you right there.

[Christy Lee]

These men had wives. They probably had a few broads in the side, too. These women wanted freedom just as much as their men did this. But gals, I wonder, do we?

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's time we women thought about it a bit. Hell, I think it's time we did something about it. So come on, fellow females of the 20th century, be glad that you're an American. Proclaim your freedom, stand in attention, pledge.

[Tom Griswold]

Allegiance, and here it comes. I didn't see that coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my God, I love it, but I'm a sucker for stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

These body sort of vill ladies like.

[Chick McGee]

I love Rusty is old lady.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it? Bette Midler, Miss that, Miss Divine stuff. I love all that. Yeah, that was pretty. Yeah, yeah, I like all that stuff. I can't help it.

[Tom Griswold]

She wants freedom, inequality. Why didn't they play that at Gitmo or wherever they were upset everybody.

[Chick McGee]

And now the reason I tied this letter into you chick is because this guy lives in a place called Tabasco Ohio. Have you ever heard of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Never heard tell of it.

[Chick McGee]

No, nor have I.

[Christy Lee]

It's hot there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it in central Ohio?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. But anyways, Bob, thanks for the letter and I'll have to explore more of.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's 101, right?

[Chick McGee]

Rusty Warren. No, no, Rusty. Rusty's a lady. This guy said his friend's dad had Woody Woodbury albums. And this Knockers up by Rusty Warren.

[Josh Arnold]

And she's a redhead. Yeah, her name is a pun. I think you know what a Warren is? It's, you know where rabbits. Under. Under. Yeah, they'll go into like a small cave.

[Chick McGee]

So this is like fire pie.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm wondering if she made that that she was making. Very good, very subtle pun.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Dusty Warren, an American comedian singer specializing in sex related themes with songs like Bouncer, Boobies and Knockers Up. She passed away at the age of 90.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah, following a performance. He couldn't take it anymore.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's now they buried them. Knockers Up.

[Christy Lee]

What about Roll Me over the Clover? That's one of her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. I didn't do enough prep on this. I just read the letter and started investigating.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if I can say that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, be careful.

[Christy Lee]

Basin Street Blues, Puntang.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Mason Street Blues.

[Tom Griswold]

You know those, that one. Poontang and Boobies and Knocker. That was all cutting edge in the right late 50s.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't it have been Basin Street Shock, Poontang Blue?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. They have it written wrong, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

This is what happens when white people get a hold of the slaying developers and marginal communities.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we'll do some more homework on that and we'll also find out where Tabasco Ohio is. And as Christy says, hot. That always leads to discussion. What item has been in your refrigerator the longest?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do you put your Frank's Red Hot Sauce in the refrigerator or cabinet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do.

[Christy Lee]

We keep ours in the Cabinet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think, I think both are fine, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Are they? I always put it in the refrigerator, but the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I put all my.

[Christy Lee]

Puts it in the cabinet.

[Tom Griswold]

All the condiments in the. Well, except the mayonnaise. I keep that out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the only one outside. I like that gummy taste, that gamey. No, I put all the condiments in the refrigerator. Yeah, I don't know why.

[Chick McGee]

What about bugs out of.

[Josh Arnold]

What about maple syrup bugs?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do. But I put it, I always put it in the microwave before I use it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, I am anti syrup in the, in the freezer or refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. Got to keep it in the.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pantry for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Do you like the real stuff?

[Josh Arnold]

No, the faker the better for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Maple syrup is like a lot of things. You can pay as much as you want for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I just don't like the flavor of the real stuff. I. Give me, give me the log cabin.

[Christy Lee]

My kids are the same way.

[Chick McGee]

With your lengthy career as a, A consultant in the movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I mean you were an usher at a movie theater.

[Josh Arnold]

I was in the cinema business.

[Chick McGee]

Do you, do you similarly have a taste for the fake liquid butter?

[Josh Arnold]

Not anymore, but I, I do prefer the butter flavored topping to real melted butter. The movie theaters that have the real melted butter, they always tasted like those tin butter cookies that you. That.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the Danish butter cookies with the.

[Josh Arnold]

Sugar on top, which I loathe. And so I don't like that flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

You dislike.

[Christy Lee]

I love those.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised. I'm not gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Those Danish butter cookies. I'm not gonna tin right the bottom. And they were each in their own little.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. On a paper cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Hate dry flavorless.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love them.

[Josh Arnold]

No, actually they aren't flavorless.

[Christy Lee]

They have a terrible flavor like Lorna Dune shortbread cookies.

[Josh Arnold]

Those I do like. Yeah, okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I, I.

[Josh Arnold]

But I ate so much fake butter when I worked in the cinema business that my stomach can't do it anymore. Yeah, my stomach gets upset.

[Chick McGee]

And if you're new to the show, I will give you a tip that one of our listeners sent us a while back. The. If you like the fake butter, when you get the big, the big bucket of popcorn, take a straw and put it in the nozzle where the butter comes out and then shove the straw in the bucket and then start the fake butter and then you can layer it. So. And then by the time you get toward the bottom, it's just this sort of gooey swamp of Popcorn. It's absolutely delightful and heavy on the salt, by the way. And then call your cardiologist and let him or her know that you're going to be coming in real soon. What's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Major League Baseball and a world record. And we're going to talk about and the smelling salts in the NFL. That controversy continues.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, it's good. Good to know. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and [e-mail] Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Because you're not playing me with rapid fire Takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are are killing the game.

[Tom Griswold]

The Jim Rome show podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

There's still a little bit of homework here based on this letter. Letter from Bob in Tabasco, Ohio. Tabasco no longer has a post office.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they did until 1933, but it's essentially Greater Cincinnati.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But I, I always thought Tabasco was a place in Mexico, but here, right there in Ohio. Nice to know. And he was talking about the fact that his buddy's dad had these body albums. We just played a little bit of Rusty Warren. And I believe you're correct, Josh, that apparently is not her actual name at birth. Oh, and it is some kind of a play on words.

[Josh Arnold]

Naughty lady.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's a redhead. Yeah. And the albums are Knockers up. This is like 59, 1960, way back.

[Josh Arnold]

Shocking stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but these were. They sold very well on the Billboard charts. She even did knockers up 76, which I assume is a patriotic tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. You want to. The. Well, bicentennial lends itself to two, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Very good. She did a sex. Sexplosion.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow, the words.

[Christy Lee]

Fascinated with Rusty, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I am now, too. Oh, what?

[Chick McGee]

Laureate, Sensational.

[Tom Griswold]

Stop. I'm doubled over. Stop.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, Bob, thank you for sending that letter. We certainly appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob, keep it to yourself next time.

[Chick McGee]

We have Chick Magee across the way at the Bob and Tom sports desk.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you hate stuff like my see my bro. I fancy myself one of those people a.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you're much funnier than Rusty Warren.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I f. Like I'm. I'm the guy that in. If I were in Vegas 2am on a Thursday, stumbling into some showroom and seeing Rusty Warren and with. With my drinks and just howling. That was me in a past life. I'm pretty sure I can understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Understand that.

[Pat Godwin]

I could see that.

[Christy Lee]

I could see that there was a.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy we would all go see called Cookie Jar.

[Chick McGee]

Cook e Jar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ray Romano would be over there after everybody shows. This guy was unintentionally hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Now what did he do though? What was he.

[Tom Griswold]

He did.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he a piano player?

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the thing. He was embarrassed a little bit by his age.

[Josh Arnold]

And look.

[Tom Griswold]

So he wore wigs rig.

[Josh Arnold]

And he kept it all dark and he used like a karaoke machine.

[Tom Griswold]

But he acted like he had a full band. And he did the hits of the day. You know, hits of the day. Yeah, yeah. Like Vegas type hits. You know, Tom Jones song. And we would just howl because it was so he come out in the crowd. It was just. Hey, can I go see Cookie Jar?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a big deal. We'd all go to see Cookies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh man, I love stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

We'll find out more about Rusty Warren or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or no.

[Chick McGee]

Sensational.

[Tom Griswold]

Just let it sit. Let it. Let it cascade over us. And that's. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

But remember if it was 1959. This. There was a different world. I mean the. They didn't have double beds on tv.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

People didn't sleep together there. They wouldn't show someone pregnant. Everyone on TV was white. So those were different times. So this was kind of a breakthrough. We'll find out about. More about Ms. Warren. But first it's time to find out about sports.

[Tom Griswold]

We. Dear Bob, at Tom show. You were talking yesterday about potato chip that had a 9 volt battery taste to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this part?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Out of some wacky country.

[Tom Griswold]

The word you guys were looking for is acrid. Acrid. That's that taste. Evan. According to Joanne.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Joanne.

[Tom Griswold]

I woke up this morning smelling. Tasting something electric. My husband told me it's acrid.

[Chick McGee]

I think that was a word answer. Not too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's a good first word.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that news story was the world's first 9 volt battery flavored tortilla chip. And it was in Holland.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And apparently you guys, I never had participated in this activity. You take the 9 volts that kind of squarish two posts on them and you lick it and you get a little jolt.

[Christy Lee]

That's how you always tested your 9v.

[Josh Arnold]

To see if they were exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Had juice in them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe you never did that.

[Chick McGee]

God, you can imagine the germs on that thing. It comes out of some factory with, you know, E. Coli. Johnson handling germs.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready.

[Josh Arnold]

He may have had trouble watching in his hands, but he was a loyal employee.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only that, but he filled in for guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he was hard working the shirt off his back. I mean, it was covered in poop, but he would still give it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

What's up? He. Dear Bob and Tom show. I've listened to your show for many years and you have ruined my life. Catchphrases are stuck in my mind. I was watching American Ninja Warrior over the weekend. The announcer said that one of the contestants shattered his ankle. I mumbled. My wife just turned to me and silently shook her head.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I really appreciate all the help you give me to get through to get those looks from my wife.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, that guy recovered. He was back the next year. Unbelievable. A true testament to the human spirit.

[Tom Griswold]

I find myself. I don't know how they do it. I. Jeopardy. Comes on my TV with no assist from me. I don't know if it knows how old I am or what. And American Ninja Warrior pops up and I go, oh, I gotta watch this.

[Al Jackson]

Big, big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

And thankfully they renewed it for another season.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you do it?

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yes. How far did you get this video? Oh my gosh. Did I get. Not far. It was pretty much immediately in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe we could probably dig around and find the video and play it here in the street.

[Josh Arnold]

It's on the YouTube out there somewhere. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

You tried. None of us did. Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it cold? Yes. You went in the water?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I was wearing jeans. Yeah. I really played it up a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

That show really has the formula down because I'll stumble on it. And you end up watching it for. And you also, you kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

You're urging and you're cheering on the person and they really profile the participants.

[Josh Arnold]

And I love Matt Knockbar and everybody involved.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great.

[Josh Arnold]

A wonderful dose of positivity and courage and it's just terrific.

[Chick McGee]

It's A lot.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of human spirit.

[Chick McGee]

Should they have like a weight divisions, do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope. That's one of the things I love about it too.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Is that it's.

[Chick McGee]

See, to me it's like gymnastics that it's all these little tiny guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, big guys don't lend themselves to being a ninja like that. Yeah, no, it's. You have that body mass.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's discriminatory.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they can do it and some do, but.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know, they should have the big, big man competition.

[Chick McGee]

Heavy work.

[Tom Griswold]

Ninja warrior, big man. They have faith.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody who gets on that course is going to do their best. That's all they care about. It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the world's strongest man, where they lift those big boulders and put them up. That stuff gets so crazy and they lift. They put a refrigerator in a wheelbarrow. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

God, they have to have hemorrhage, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I probably. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I used to play minor league baseball in the Yankees organization. One night we lost 10 nothing and played one of the ugliest games possible. Our coach came in the locker room and I was expected getting my ass chewed. He came in quietly and said, all right, fellas, I want everyone to go out tonight and go chase some pee. I'll see you tomorrow at 3. That next night, after the whole team went out and drank and chased, we won 11 to 1.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes, yeah. All it takes a little goofy to go right back on track.

[Chick McGee]

So the Colorado Rockies need to go on a poontang search, get out of.

[Josh Arnold]

Their heads after losing into some beds.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't get the final score. I think it was 20 to 1.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's kicking a team when they're down anyway, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Right now, Pat, I got a request here. Really? Yeah. This is. Comes to us from another Josh, kind enough to take the time to write. And judging by the various logos on this email, he must be a very serious guy. But I'm. He took the time to say how much he enjoys a Pat Godwin's work. And he would like you to play the song you played yesterday. The Beatles. A tribute to the song Sugar Shack.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, about you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Feel free. Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't do it anymore because they got you like a jar far. But for a while there, you were.

[Chick McGee]

Taking your Splendas and I. I would shake them just to, you know, stuff in the bottom.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently it was bothering everybody. Yes, but whatever frequency, whatever frequencies that.

[Tom Griswold]

Sound bothering everybody, it wasn't causing noise on the Air. I'm gonna need your help on this one.

[Christy Lee]

All right, so when I go.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S a noise. In the back is a Tom's microphone. Jack. Oh, everybody knows it's his sugar packs. What's for is coffee and it sounds real lame. It's not real sugar. It's aspartame. That's not the reason. Oh. Why we're on the attack. It's a stamp. Sugar bags.

[Josh Arnold]

It's his sugar bags.

[Chick McGee]

We appreciate your taking the time to write. Joshua. Big fan. And he thought it was inevitable that you would. We would finally get to the Sugar Shack song and put two and two together. He's been, he's been. Is. I've been afraid this would happen for years. Okay, well, thank you very much, John. Coming up in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Major league baseball. A guy with a really long beard, a big time world record, all, all sorts of stuff. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much. Bob and Tom show sponsored by Better Help. These days, we get advice for pretty much everything. People tell you what to do. They'll say, take this supplement, take that supplement. Immerse yourself in a tub of ice. Wear your pants backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

There's a lot of really interesting advice out, most of it bad. But what does actually work for a lot of people, of course, is therapy, Talk therapy. And BetterHelp had a really good idea. What about making the therapy a lot more accessible and learn some positive coping skills, whatever might be bothering you. Perhaps a chat with a therapist would be a good thing. Well, some 30,000 therapists agree and they have hooked up with Better Help. It's the world's largest online therapy platform serving some 5 million people. And this is really interesting. The average rating for better help, 4.9 out of 5. So that's a really pretty amazing. And that's nearly 2 million ratings and reviews. So the idea here is that you do the therapy online. So it's a lot more convenient, of course. And you can also switch therapists anytime if you have a specific need. You'll you fill out a couple of forms and they'll kind of focus on what particular type of therapist might be the best for you. But like I said, you can switch anytime, no charge. Get the details by going to betterhelp.com BTShow that'll by the way, the/BT show will knock 10% off your first month. So I've been thinking about therapy. This is a right way to introduce yourself to it once again. It's Better Help. H e l p betterhelp.com BTShow coming up, more news from the sporting world, as well as on regular things going on in the world. For example, we have a guy with a speeding issue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He going 199 miles an hour again. I want to know what kind of car. I'll bet it's a good one. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Summer's here bringing sunshine, road trips, beach days, and sweat.

[Tom Griswold]

Without the right underwear, things get uncomfortable fast.

[Christy Lee]

That's where meundies comes in. Made with unbelievably soft, breathable micromodal fabric.

[Tom Griswold]

Meundies helps you stay cool even when the temperature's not. From briefs to boxers, cheeky cuts to bralettes, Meundies has it all.

[Pat Godwin]

To score sizzling summer deals like up.

[Christy Lee]

To 50% off, go to Meundies.com Spotify.

[Tom Griswold]

And enter promo code Spotify.

[Christy Lee]

Roof shingles.

[Chick McGee]

Funnier.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you let Chick speak?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker. There's. There's Josh, Arnold H. Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Chick McGee]

Doing great. You got to be excited. The got a listener email here. NFL getting underway. Yeah, but what you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, long time listener, first time writer. I enjoy listening to you guys every morning on my way to work the other day. You're talking about corn skewers. Corn on the cobbler cob. Our little corn skewers broke. I'm an avid golfer, so I put a golf tee. Oh. In the end of my corn on the cob there.

[Pat Godwin]

It is not a bad idea. I wish I would have thought of that last night. We had corn and I had to use toothpicks because I couldn't find my skewers.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't really hold, does it? The toothpicks are a little.

[Pat Godwin]

Use your hands.

[Chick McGee]

I had always thought that a skewer had to go all the way through.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you. What?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, I get what you mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I like a shish kebab.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I can never remember which is the shish and which is the kebab.

[Christy Lee]

I think the shish is the stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the kebab is what you put on it.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, be careful saying, this is like Broadcast 101. The Shish and the stick. Some. You can really get in trouble trying to say that. Yeah, that's a great idea. And we've. I guess there are a lot of novelty versions of the corner. The cob holders.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, of course.

[Chick McGee]

But the classic is the little mini corn of the cobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah. And then you have the holders that look like little corn on the cobs, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, they can spin the butter in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have those.

[Tom Griswold]

They like the one, the dachshund head on one end. Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

How about like a Rastafarian one?

[Josh Arnold]

What would that look like?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look like, you know, like, you got like, the Rasta hairs hanging down.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

Dip the butter in it and wring it out. A little tribute to Marcus Garvey.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. They have an entire page of it says Funny Corn Skewers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. Yeah, this is like something my aunt would send me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because she loves you. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you're a comedian.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, you're gonna get. You're gonna give me tickled pink by these.

[Chick McGee]

You'd like to. You'd like to tickle the pink rather than.

[Tom Griswold]

They have. They have emoji. Corn skewers. How about those? They're cool. Okay. A little happy face, A little disgruntled one of the guy. A couple guys, a mustache. That's funny, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's comedy in motion there.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I think those are great.

[Chick McGee]

They're fun. You hate them. You want to reserve your hate for, like, evil in the world. No. You're concerned about somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Corn skewers. This is way worse than any atrocity.

[Chick McGee]

What's the one you hate? What? The Minions. Is that the one that you can't stand?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

I do dislike the Minions. Yeah, I'm with you. It's just the laziest I.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, you're right on it, though. That was good job.

[Chick McGee]

I find them very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just so lazy.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't stand it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, especially when Gru is so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's real fun.

[Josh Arnold]

And then those idiots.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what's making him so angry.

[Tom Griswold]

Good help is hard to find. No. How does he kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little bit like that.

[Christy Lee]

That's Dave Carell. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you find this? These. Are there a lot of different corn skewers? I want to get some.

[Christy Lee]

There's shark fins.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he loves them.

[Tom Griswold]

Type in to your Google instead.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the dinosaur.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that. That means business. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Now, see those things? Those things are gigantic.

[Tom Griswold]

So you could really find purchase with those.

[Chick McGee]

It's like. It's like a steering wheel. Oh, that'd be a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, grandma. These are like.

[Chick McGee]

Get like a BMW steering wheel and.

[Tom Griswold]

You hook into the top. They have mechanized ones that spin the corn for you as you're. You said you don't have to move your mouth on it and it spins.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't Letterman do a harmonica holder thing?

[Christy Lee]

Probably something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope he didn't. That doesn't sound funny at all. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You used to reference that bit and did. I really loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yes. I need some audio confirmation of that. I don't. That makes me angry hearing about some.

[Chick McGee]

Of these corn holders. They take themselves very seriously. These must be for folks that.

[Pat Godwin]

Are any of them X rated.

[Chick McGee]

They've got the. What is it? The Oxo good grips.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They get slippery.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, like presidential heads? No, the Harding on one end and.

[Josh Arnold]

You know those good grip brushes? There's those knobs, those giant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I think a good corn skewer. Is it Oxo or is it oxo?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's Oxo.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was hugs and kisses, so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's like Charlie Oxo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, that. I. I've got to get some of these. These are great. Thank you for turning me out of this chick. I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. Well now. What do you guys use at your house?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing. Just you. You just pick up the.

[Pat Godwin]

Just your hand.

[Chick McGee]

You freehand it.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm ever this excited about corn cob holding, I. I'm begging one of you two in the back of the neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Please.

[Pat Godwin]

I got you.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoot my spine free from my brain.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not excited about this conversation.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Josh doesn't like fresh sweet corn because.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm just saying.

[Pat Godwin]

But the corn and tasting it and eating it is what he enjoys, not what he uses to hold the corn.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

So you've got.

[Chick McGee]

Let's say your nieces are over.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you've. You've got some delicious sweet corn.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

The kind of thing that makes America great.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And you play some patriotic music, bring out the corn and of course, real butter.

[Tom Griswold]

You really take it a long way, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

It's long show.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't mean we have to fill it with.

[Chick McGee]

No, you just. I'm about to prove you wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Rusty Warren knockers up. Took 20 minutes off. So you knockers up. Knockers up.

[Chick McGee]

You bring out the. You. You bring out the Corn. And it's got, it's got cute little things in the size your nieces go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Uncle Josh.

[Chick McGee]

You're so sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

They would like the, the, the adding.

[Chick McGee]

A little joy to their lives.

[Josh Arnold]

They would like the miniature corns, but.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you're not poisoning them with margarine.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Corn skewers. Feel, feel like a lake house thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we would have a lake house.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like a little starfish.

[Christy Lee]

Admit you think that corn skewers and the corn holder things are white trash. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

No, I love corn holders.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I just don't happen to have any right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Chrissy, your therapist is on the phone. You want to give him a call later? That would be.

[Chick McGee]

No. And we've had.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to read any of the mail because it'll get Josh mad. More people have responded to their best ways to make sweet corn. How to butter it, what to put on it. If not.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think it's nice that people are writing in. We certainly don't have to read it.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to apologize to all the sweet corn farmers out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Why have I said that? They're bad people. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

You're implying it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna have some tonight now.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know you guys are gonna get for Christmas, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

Corn skewers with your face on it. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we would enjoy those 3D.

[Chick McGee]

How about a real gift this year.

[Josh Arnold]

Or just 10 bucks?

[Tom Griswold]

Your face from 1972 instead of something else I have to throw away when I get on. Probably give you guys iPads. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good for.

[Tom Griswold]

Mimir.

[Josh Arnold]

Wor.

[Chick McGee]

Is it time to go to the sports desk?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just joining us, These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. What's happening over there now?

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tom. Shohei Otani. Hey, Otani, what are you drinking over there? Is that a glass glass? Why do you have a glass glass now? I'll have the blue stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got his java house black tea.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, this is, this is indeed.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so wait a minute. You brought in your own glasses now?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he had them delivered here.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it looks very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the. He wanted just another. Let me see the glasses.

[Pat Godwin]

He wanted big thick tea glasses.

[Chick McGee]

These are just like big water glasses.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are good beer glasses too.

[Pat Godwin]

They are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That is what it is.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's actually job house tea. But it's delightful.

[Pat Godwin]

When's the last time you had a beer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what you need. You need to get a little tip. You sneak one on vacation, I bet, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm too busy. Kelly's in the snorting heroin to sneak.

[Tom Griswold]

A beer when Kelly's on the slope with her trainer. Right, chick?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like a glass of beer?

[Tom Griswold]

Hardly ever. No.

[Josh Arnold]

If you were to pick a beer, what I mean, I like a dark beer.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Guinness. Like a nice Guinness. Oh, gotcha. I like a taste like root beer. Maybe a milkshake.

[Christy Lee]

I like a beer. I like a blue moon or a. I love a Corona Light.

[Josh Arnold]

Real treats. Yeah, those are good.

[Chick McGee]

How about you, Josh? You were the king of what now? Didn't you have a Sir oh, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Party dude, Was it any 12 pack?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Yeah, there was no specific brand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sir dude the party night. Rather. Sorry. Yeah. No, no. Just if he polished off. If I polished off a 12 pack, then that was an invite for sir dude the party night.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Male guy. I just like my.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like which. What do you like?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I like Bush and Bush light. Those are my.

[Christy Lee]

Those are my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Peroni.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, those are good Italian beer.

[Chick McGee]

That was my last. My last beer phase. It was Peroni. Yeah, Peron.

[Tom Griswold]

Incessant erection Peronis.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very close.

[Christy Lee]

Pierogies.

[Chick McGee]

A sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Is.

[Josh Arnold]

If you have a curve or a lump in your. Is that a sandwich called Peroni dumpling?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Polish dumpling. What the hell's pierogi then?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a Polish dumpling.

[Pat Godwin]

That's exactly what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are good.

[Chick McGee]

They're great.

[Tom Griswold]

And Peroni is the name of a beer.

[Pat Godwin]

Italian beer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's very good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

My Peroni.

[Chick McGee]

Makes you want to hop in an Alpha Romeo and take some hot laps.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Chase some pee.

[Pat Godwin]

Get some kittens.

[Tom Griswold]

Italian p. Cleveland Guardians pitcher Gavin Williams lost a no hitter with one out in the bottom of the night. Soto took him deep.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks a lot, Soto.

[Tom Griswold]

Guardians won that one 4 to 1. The NFL Players association clarified that the league's ban on smelling salts does not prohibit players from using smelling salts. It only pro prevents teams or clubs from providing them. Oh. BYO bio s Players are allowed to bring and use their own personal smelling salt.

[Chick McGee]

What about the anal nitrate?

[Tom Griswold]

Reports suggest. Shut up. The NFL had outright banned smelling salts. According to espn, the players association informed players this policy does not prohibit player use of these substances. This is any Odor usa. It restricts clubs from providing smelling salts or supplying in any form. Players can still use smelling salts? So long as they bring their own.

[Chick McGee]

Don't some of the guys hot box them in that little tent they have down there?

[Tom Griswold]

The league's initial ban targeted team supplying salt, citing safety concerns. Specifically an FDA warning about potential concussion symptoms being masked. And the NFL Head, Neck and Spine committee's recommendation.

[Chick McGee]

Who are you saying famously would snort one of those? Whatever. Huff one of those before every.

[Tom Griswold]

Every offensive drive. George Kittle, tight end for the Niners.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He said that a couple days ago.

[Chick McGee]

I've never experienced that. Is. Does it give you like a head rush?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Does it wake you up? What's the.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it wakes you up. That's why they use it right there. People are knocked out.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's the most similar thing I think we could compare it to is if you have horseradish. That feeling. Yeah, it's not exactly like that, but similar.

[Chick McGee]

So it's like just before each play. Coach, I need a. I need a tray of St. Elmo's shrimp, heavy on the sauce.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's that.

[Chick McGee]

That wouldn't be bad. It's world famous. Yeah, I know that. Most of you haven't cracked open a book.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his go to. You know, Pat, it's like a. Smelling salts are like, you know, a little bump. Oh, absolutely. A little boost. Oh, yeah, A little pick me up.

[Chick McGee]

Should we get some in here? Give it a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a little bump. Yeah. What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Never had acid reflux.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

That will get you out of bed in half a second.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a horrible feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Last thing that got me out of bed was my dog last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah?

[Chick McGee]

You ever get that?

[Josh Arnold]

Wanted an early walk.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Know, he was apparently having a nightmare.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, poor little pup.

[Tom Griswold]

Casual listener to this show would think you have 30 dogs and they're all causing problems. Every night you. Every morning you come in, you have a dog issue.

[Chick McGee]

The big guy, he was having it. He just. I don't know. He was having. I could just tell it was a nightmare.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one's the big guy? I don't even know.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Fletcher. The White dog.

[Christy Lee]

The big white in your bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

Golden retriever. Oh, he's right there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought they weren't allowed in your bedroom of.

[Chick McGee]

He's not allowed on the bed. But it's. The minute I leave, he's on. He's on the bed. And he. He knows I know.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. I think the dog hair is probably the telltale sign.

[Chick McGee]

I'll get back. And he looks at me like, that's not my hair on that bed.

[Tom Griswold]

A former employee of the Miami Heat has been charged with stealing game worn jerseys and other memorabilia. According to court, Mr. Marcos Perez accused of stealing millions of dollars worth of items he later sold to online brokers. The 62 year old employed as a security officer with the Miami Heat. Don't worry about anything. I'm in charge fellas. I'll keep an eye on your stuff. He was there from 16 to 21 and later worked as an NBA security employee from 22 to 25. He was among a limited number of trusted individuals with access to secured equipment room. The equipment room stored hundreds of game worn jerseys and other memorabilia the organization intended to display in a future non attended Miami Heat museum. During his tenure, he allegedly stole over 400 game worn jerseys and sold over 100 pieces for prices upwards of $2 million.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

As an example, Mr. This Marcos Perez sold a game worn LeBron jersey when he was at the Heat NBA Finals jersey for $100,000. That same jersey he later sold at Sotheby's auction for 3.7 million. But did Sotheby's know it was stolen? I know. How? How can they? How would.

[Chick McGee]

And also how do they know it's that one?

[Christy Lee]

Are they marked? Are they numbered?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they are. There's some type of way they're. I'm not in the jersey authentication business, but thanks for asking. I appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

I remember that was that HBO show that talked about how so much of that stuff is fake. But yeah, this is a victimless crime. Well, the guy cashed in 2 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Bucks bucks for some shirts they were laying around for some supposed museum that hasn't been built yet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my problem. Who's gonna go to a Miami Heat museum?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know. I'm thinking of getting rid of my Los Angeles Dodgers game worn jersey signed by Babe Ruth.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I know it's real. I'm sure it's real.

[Tom Griswold]

It says thanks Tom for all that you do on the radio.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the other thing. These museums could easily put fake stuff in a frame and we would all know, right? What are the odds we're actually looking at the original Mona Lisa? Yeah, there's a strong chance that thing is nowhere anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

We want the truth, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Or the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. How do we know, right? I don't know what Prince smelled like so far. To smell the armpits of that weird sparkly suit.

[Tom Griswold]

As far As I can tell.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen that thing?

[Tom Griswold]

It's such very small. It's a toddler. Yeah, it's a toddler.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's. I think it's cool seeing that stuff. I just. Unless they're taking, like, a photograph of the person standing next to it, holding up the.

[Josh Arnold]

All those companies do have ways they can put in a small. I'm not saying this is what they do, but they could put a small blue X stitch, cross stitch, and that would be. That would mean it's authentic. They all have those little things.

[Pat Godwin]

They're almost like Easter eggs, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sports equipment and stuff. Have that. Have those things.

[Chick McGee]

I just. This guy really cashed in big time.

[Josh Arnold]

And no one got hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's making nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Steal from anybody, per se.

[Tom Griswold]

He's conducting commerce. He's buying things at stores. He's.

[Josh Arnold]

And he. The only reason he got caught is because he sold it to some guy who then sold it to some online auction. He was doing everything right. I feel bad, really.

[Tom Griswold]

His heart was in the right place. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Try to better his family. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

How about from last year's Super Bowl? My. My program signed by Wilt Chamberlain. Is that going to be worth anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. I mean, now, he played fast.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if you ran into Wilts.

[Christy Lee]

Come on. Why would he sign your Super Bowl?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Jeff Foxworthy gets baseball signed by anybody famous.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's cool. He's got an authentic collection.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. But what I'm saying is, you see Wilt Chamberlain buying a hot dog, and you got your. At the super bowl, you get him to sign whatever you have.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anybody here have a real autograph from somebody from the past?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

People here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hanging around here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a big autograph person.

[Josh Arnold]

I used to have a ton of signed baseballs from people I meet. You know what I did? Sold them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. So if someone had stolen those from you and sold them, it'd be okay with you because there's no crime here. Is that right? This is the logic. Okay. Good to know. Well, no. Anything else?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I heard you guys talking about smelling salt salts. I heard Tom thinking about bringing some smelling salts in. Are you still thinking about.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know what they're.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I doing? Jess, you're gonna bring some smelling salts in order.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we supposed to be messing with them?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think we are.

[Tom Griswold]

I suggest you start your smelling from a good Distance from your face and work your way in. If you go right at it and get a good sniff, it will run through your science cavity and straight into your soul.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it is that wasabi effect.

[Chick McGee]

Way more.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

It might be a bad deal.

[Josh Arnold]

And you wouldn't put your tongue in a 9 volt battery. Yeah, you think you're gonna do that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Although I put my tongue in places that stung more than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that one chick from the fair? Yeah. Or was it a circus? Circus. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what you get when you hook up with a chick from the circus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that carney wasn't nearly as clean as I thought she.

[Chick McGee]

Did you wash your hands after every break?

[Christy Lee]

Well, this was before his germ. I saw him in the wild back.

[Tom Griswold]

In the day, but it didn't top it.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

He'S crazy.

[Chick McGee]

There may have been some vomiting involved. We'll just move forward.

[Tom Griswold]

You vomited on the hood of a Camaro?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, that's a different. That was a different banging. We. Coming up, we have a disgusting beard. We may have to get Oscar in here to talk about this guy. We have a gigantic rat in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you think Oscar feels about that?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we have a disgusting beer in the news. We'll get Oscar in here to talk about it. He's the expert on disgusting beers. I hope he's keying your car right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Was Bugs Bunny a smoker? We'll find out, coming right up.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on at Bob and Tom or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. Hey, Cosby's here. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. Last from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. There we go. It's working now.

[Josh Arnold]

Every time. It's working now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's the switch. You saw me hitting it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think that might be the problem. You hit it so hard and so many times in a row. I think if you just gave it a gentle press, it would.

[Chick McGee]

If you're gonna hit it, hit it hard.

[Josh Arnold]

But he's right. He's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Baby, you gotta hit it hard.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, maybe we could write a song called do the Splenda, and I could do the percussion on my little sugar packets.

[Pat Godwin]

Why are the back. It's back. I bought you a whole glass.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it empty?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not empty.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just. Pat wrote a song about me shaking my packets.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. We had it for the song and.

[Josh Arnold]

He forgot to use it during the song.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I can't shake the shaker thing. I mean this.

[Tom Griswold]

But now you got a packet. So we're all set to go.

[Chick McGee]

So if we do the song again, we'll be ready to go? Sure. A couple quick things.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't we do the song now?

[Chick McGee]

Noah from our staff did a great video. If you get a chance. It's the puppets. It's really funny. I, I, I just recommend you if you get some time. Go to Bob and Tom social media and check out the puppet video. It's a great project, Noah. Well done. Very, very.

[Josh Arnold]

And Austin, please.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Austin. Austin's on vacation, so I don't have to thank him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

He might be listening.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, selfishly, my puppet makes a debut in the video.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Very excited.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your little dimple.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got my. I have a mole here. Yeah, I have a mole right here. It's a mole.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Christy, you, you just have the one dimple, right?

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a mole.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, you don't know what words mean.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Nice try, Bat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. What's happening over there at the Sports History? We have a couple more stories with.

[Tom Griswold]

This one more World Beard Mustache Championship winner says his unruly beard is so long that he struggles with eating. Osu, Trevor. Yeah. Get in here. Talk about filthy beers, will you, Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, if you see a picture of this guy, if he's struggling with eating, he must be getting butter infusions.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that. I mean, come on.

[Chick McGee]

That's bigger than the beard. And the guy in Harry Potter.

[Christy Lee]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Aggravated.

[Tom Griswold]

The beard looks bigger than he is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's massive.

[Chick McGee]

And it, it bulges out.

[Christy Lee]

That is not tasting his hair.

[Tom Griswold]

That is Trevor Mustafa. Twelve years ago, he decided to grow his beard out no matter what society said.

[Josh Arnold]

I like his quote.

[Tom Griswold]

He's 44 years old from Sacramento, took home the top prize, 2025 World Theater Mustache Championship, following three national wins. His beard, which measures 11 inches long, requires careful daily maintenance and comes with its own set of difficulties. Oh, I bet Mr. Mustafa said, I can't eat ice cream. I can't eat soup. Pretty much almost anything.

[Chick McGee]

Until you see it, you don't understand. It is. It bulges out.

[Tom Griswold]

It's impossible to describe or comprehend until you see it.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Jeff Oski from our staff, very fine comedian. Jeff has a beard, but, Jeff, look at this guy. I mean, yours is. Looks like a goatee compared to.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's in the ballpark. Jeff's is bushy.

[Chick McGee]

Now, can you. Can you eat ice cream?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can. I don't. Yeah, yeah. I can eat food without getting it in my beer.

[Tom Griswold]

But. But how do you deal with how. How dirty you are all the time? How do you deal with that?

[Josh Arnold]

I do this thing called showering once or twice a day. Chick that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, really. Well, that's surprising with the beard you have. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever choke on the beard hair?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but every third Wednesday, I call up, cough up a hairball.

[Tom Griswold]

Other than that, once a month, Am I right? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, please.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever braid or, you know, tie your beard up into, like, little.

[Josh Arnold]

I would. I don't, but I'd let somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like.

[Chick McGee]

Yours is. Yours is probably, what, four or five inches long, maybe?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

This guy's.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of it's neck. I like. I don't. It's all just one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's hiding your neck? Is that what you're saying?

[Josh Arnold]

No, there's, like, it's neck beard.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

It's all beard. Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't make the choice. I do. You know I don't have that line, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, but no ears look straight. And this guy. I mean, it's. It's. This guy's unmanageable.

[Tom Griswold]

There are different beards. We got three different beards here in this.

[Josh Arnold]

I would say it's not his beard that's an issue. It's his mustache. That, like, that dude had a huge overhanging mustache, which is why he's getting food as beard, like. Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's getting nourishment somehow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's not a small guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Mustafa, the father of two, intends to keep participating in beard competitions. He adds, there's been more than a few times where I've swallowed my beard and been choking myself on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. Like, maybe in his sleep or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I kept thinking, this has to be the most ridiculous way to die.

[Christy Lee]

He can't see his lips at all.

[Chick McGee]

I met a girl in the 70s, ladies, whose crotch looks like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you win any contests?

[Chick McGee]

I barfed. Oh, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you are, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

You are gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you have a problem with bush.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you, Jeffrey. I always appreciate your contributions.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for having me in. I like that guy's beard. I think it's. If I saw it be like, look at that guy's beard.

[Tom Griswold]

That's crazy. I want to talk to that guy.

[Chick McGee]

But see, to me that's the same thing as the lady in India who has 15 inch nails.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not nearly as gross. The beard isn't nearly as gross to me as that. Okay, you think that. You think they're equally gross?

[Chick McGee]

That's just weird. Well, an attention getting.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you call him weird beard? Hey, weird beard. Maybe not. Anything else in sports, Jen Palwal, that's Jennifer P A W O l will make history this weekend as the first woman to be an umpire in a regular season major league baseball game. Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

She'll lump three games during this weekend's Marlin Brave series in Atlanta, including both ends of Saturday's doubleheader in the series finale on Sunday where she'll. She'll be behind home plate but they will suspend the use of the pitch clock because during between pitches she'll be putting her makeup.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. There's going to be a pitch and the batter, the batter is going to be standing there, there and going to go, hey, ump, is that a ball or a strike? If I have to tell you, then you should. You should already know.

[Tom Griswold]

You should know.

[Chick McGee]

So the scorekeepers have to read her mind.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, you guys.

[Chick McGee]

I can imagine that you think the heckling from the crowd will be exceedingly sexist.

[Christy Lee]

Will there be a dildo throwing?

[Josh Arnold]

There will be none.

[Chick McGee]

I think it'll be a joke. It in a negative way, I'm afraid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, no. There'll be some.

[Chick McGee]

There's gonna. Yeah, you're gonna have the same idiot that's throwing the dildo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's unfortunate.

[Christy Lee]

It is unfortunate.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you're blind and ugly.

[Christy Lee]

Big large step for women.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Coming up, we have getting pulled over going 199. I gotta find out what kind of car.

[Christy Lee]

They're not releasing it. I did a massive.

[Chick McGee]

Are they saying what kind of carve on that?

[Christy Lee]

They're not releasing what kind of car was.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I can guess. We'll find out the details from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. H. Chick, Jess Hooker's here. Hi. There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. Hey. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Chick. Have we polished off sports? We have some fun stuff there today. And just remember, if you're the Bugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Bunny was a small joker.

[Christy Lee]

He was.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is now. Oh, yeah, hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you need, Tom. You need a sombrero. If you started wearing a sombrero, you would make a statement.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that's a sombrero. Maybe that's a cowboy hat.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a cowboy? But it is a big cowboy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is. Sombrero esque.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't that like Hoss wore a big.

[Chick McGee]

Hat like that on a Bonanza?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did he wear a big hat like that?

[Josh Arnold]

It was bigger. It's like the Arby's hat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's big. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what did they do? Remember the whole sign was a big hat. Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to them?

[Pat Godwin]

There's only two left in the country, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. One of them's here.

[Christy Lee]

I always enjoyed seeing it on Keystone.

[Chick McGee]

Was there the. Do they still have the. The Brown Derby?

[Josh Arnold]

Do those exist at all?

[Christy Lee]

There's a Brown Derby at Walt Disney World.

[Pat Godwin]

Oddly, you say that the Brown Derby was across the street from where the Arby's hat is now. That's so weird that you say that.

[Chick McGee]

And we've discussed this and I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S a restaurant here.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a Franklin and Washington street.

[Chick McGee]

And there's. I always forget what. There's a name for buildings that tell you what they do because they're shaped.

[Pat Godwin]

Like the Long and Burger Basket.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Although I guess the Brown Derby was a restaurant. They didn't sell hats. And I think in Batman, in the early comics, didn't they have the Green Derby? I believe it was.

[Pat Godwin]

So was the Brown Derby just like. It was just a plain restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

I've only heard tell of it.

[Christy Lee]

Brown Germany was a fancy restaurant in Los Angeles. And then they made another one in Hollywood and then they made one at Walt Disney. Wondering if the one in Hollywood at MGM Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

I Was wondering if the one in Hollywood still was around.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not sure about that.

[Pat Godwin]

Brown Derby doesn't sound Fancy.

[Tom Griswold]

Closed in 1980. The last of the original locations, the one on Wilshire, closed in 1980. Subsequently demolished. Ah.

[Christy Lee]

Used to be a Hollywood hangout.

[Tom Griswold]

They couldn't block the hat anymore. Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

It's a big hat.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, Evidently there's something called Brown Derby Plaza. It's not a restaurant anymore. The dome is still there on the second level of the plaza in Los Angeles. Evidently, Disney's Hollywood studios in Orlando, they have the brown.

[Chick McGee]

Do you guys ever play Ken Jennings trivia game online Jeopardy? No. No. It's called Ken Actions.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, I haven't. I'm not aware of it.

[Christy Lee]

Not aware of that.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a joke? Full of other hilarious puns.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not real.

[Chick McGee]

I love Ken Jennings. He. It's. How does it work? It's. There's like five trivia questions.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And they're often impossible.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And then when you're done with the questions, then you have to guess. Guess how they're connected.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I think it's either this week or last week. The answers. The answers were, were famous closed night or nightclubs. Like, oh, Studio 5421 was one of the answers. The Stork Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

They went way back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It was really. It was really. That's a fun game. It's hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

And I know. I think. I think Ken has a new book about it. Maybe we can get him to talk on the phone again.

[Pat Godwin]

I did email him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good. Well, I would love to talk to him. It's fun to play that. Do you ever play the. The. The New York Times Connections game?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's very frustrating. And every once in a while, I wanna.

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[Chick McGee]

They need to have someone you can call and to.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what they need.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be a fun gig. So, connections line. What are you mad about? I know, I know. Tenuous at best.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have someone on staff you do that with.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay. All of us just gotta say, I think it rotates.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. And then there's a. There's a lot of sort of hostility about work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Someone will walk by and go, I got it in two. Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Every day?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I got it in three. I can't believe you beat me today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oddly, she's nailed all of our voices. That's interesting. Yeah, Just fun to see.

[Chick McGee]

A little commonality in a culture in which we don't have anything in common anymore except.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good brain exercise, too. Yeah, it's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And every once in a while, they'll have a word there that no one's ever used in the history of the English language.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that, though. I like learning new words.

[Tom Griswold]

He does get very upset with, oh, I believe it was gopher a couple weeks ago.

[Chick McGee]

G O F E R. Oh, what does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

He contended that that word didn't exist. It was.

[Chick McGee]

It's a slang term for, hey, I want a coffee. Send the gopher.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I always thought it was gopher, like the animal geo.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because it really does come from gopher coffee. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a Hollywood term. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well. And of course, if it's Hollywood, it must be, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, everything that comes out of Hollywood.

[Tom Griswold]

Hollywood, because it's in la.

[Chick McGee]

Hollywood Latin for truth, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I was in the cinema business.

[Tom Griswold]

So I understand you're in the film business.

[Josh Arnold]

The cinema business.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what were you. What were you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

A cinema.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Every week. Every week. How many movies did you do every week?

[Josh Arnold]

There was the first theater I started that was.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ronnie's eight. We had eight screens. Two of those were Dolby surround sound equipped.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Ronnie would expand. Was he ready to go to Ronnie's 10 at any time?

[Josh Arnold]

Ronnie's 8 was demolished and it became Ronnie's 24.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes. And I did not work at Ronnie's 24. By then, I think I had moved to pair 14.

[Christy Lee]

Is Ronnie's 24 still there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, the building. But they have. The theater company has sold and it's now called something else 24.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they still had 24 screens.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So they got a screen for each person that comes to the movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

I too, worked in the cinema business. I worked Video Junction. Oh, it's a video rental place in my town.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I'll try not to look too down on you for being what we would call second.

[Chick McGee]

Were you. I used to love going to the video video store.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I miss it.

[Chick McGee]

I had a guy there that he knew the taste of the kids, etc.

[Tom Griswold]

Etc. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he would. He would often pull stuff back. Hey, by the way, I hate that.

[Josh Arnold]

Completely unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

It's absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. It's those of privilege. Did you. Did you give people advice?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, most of the time.

[Tom Griswold]

What about guys coming in and wanted to go in the back room?

[Pat Godwin]

There was a guy who. Yeah, he would drop his wife off at physical therapy.

[Christy Lee]

And then come.

[Tom Griswold]

Arrive.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, arrive. And. And we had, we had the saloon doors.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you had a porn section.

[Pat Godwin]

We did. I mean, yeah. And it was wood paneling. Video junction. And then another family bought it and called it Video Town because their last name was town with an E. Did.

[Chick McGee]

They keep the adult section?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they did, they did. But the guy would come in and it would be the, it would be, you know, right after school, so like 2 o' clock when I got there and, and he would come up with his X rated video and he goes, you know it's illegal to tell anybody that I rent these.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, just reminding you privacy is important.

[Tom Griswold]

How was sad was that first sentence after he dropped his wife off at physical therapy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he would.

[Tom Griswold]

He came to look at the dirty movies.

[Chick McGee]

Did you notice a theme based on just reading the titles?

[Pat Godwin]

No, because we didn't have a whole lot. There were probably 10 to 15 videos in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's an awful selection.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Very bad selection. Yes. Lived in a very small town.

[Chick McGee]

Well, sir, I'm sorry, but once again Backdoor Adventure has been rented. I'll try to hold on to you for next week.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe try the library is there.

[Chick McGee]

I know the answer to this, I think. Is it. If you can go online somewhere, could you find thousands of videotape, whatever, VHS pornos?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Are they like a dollar a holler?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because there has to be someone who has them but that has that sort of whole ritual ingrained in their soul. Oh, I'm sure the only way they can really get excited is if they. The smell of the tape getting the old machine.

[Pat Godwin]

There were guys at high school that would like trade. Trade VHS tapes during passing periods. Like they would bring them and trade them.

[Josh Arnold]

Brought them to school.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

These were pornography.

[Tom Griswold]

Graphic. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's. The boys would pass them around.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. And they never got. Would the teacher say something?

[Pat Godwin]

No, they didn't.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

They, they were. They were not in a sleeve so you wouldn't know what they were. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Where were we?

[Josh Arnold]

I would have been mortified. Taking. Taking up. And this is coming from me taking a VHS porn to school.

[Pat Godwin]

Not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask your mom and dad had to return.

[Josh Arnold]

Your mom. Right. I was in college then though, so it was a little different.

[Chick McGee]

Is there going to be a revival of that? Because remember there was the revival of.

[Christy Lee]

Cassettes, the revival of vhs?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there was. Remember after, what was it? Guardians of the Galaxy, suddenly this, the cassette factory got crowded again. For the first time in ages, would there be any reason to bring back the vhs?

[Christy Lee]

Do you own a VHS player?

[Chick McGee]

No. Ace, I think is three collectors.

[Tom Griswold]

But other than that, that's about it.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a big social media trend this summer were parents introducing their kids to the vhs. So, you know, kids are home for the summer. We're trying to entertain them. We're showing them what. How a VHA VHS player works. They were. They loved it. They loved the process and having something tangible instead of clicking through the tv. The kids really enjoyed it, it seemed like.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just wondering if the aspect. The ritualization where the. This, for example, in the early days of the Internet you'd have that weird sound when you were getting hooked up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you suppose dial up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Do you suppose for some men of a certain age that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That triggers their tumescence, if you will.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably. Yeah. That's the. It's a part of the foreplay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It comes Pavlovian almost.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

He picks up an actual live woman and goes. Before we start, I have to play this. And there's this. The sound of dial up. Okay, we're ready to go now. Just. It's just what I. Christy, what's coming up?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't control imprinting, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think for somebody that would be there. I'm just kind of curious if you can go online for a dollar by 20 pornographic videos.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you can. Hey, we're heading back to school and there's a school offering a scholarship or two in mountains.

[Josh Arnold]

In mountains?

[Christy Lee]

Climbing mountains.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Get some. Get some credit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you get some credit, you get scholarship money and a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like any other athletic. Sounds like to me.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. There was a 22 inch long rat found inside a home in North Yorkshire.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's like a nom rat.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That's. That's a dog.

[Christy Lee]

Two feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's me.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Two of these. These?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. There's 22 inch rat. Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

This is only the beginning, my friends. Oh, the rats are coming.

[Christy Lee]

Are they.

[Chick McGee]

Coming? Coming up right now, the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by our friends at the Silac Insurance Company down the road. You're going to retire, right? That Social Security is going to take care of every. Oh, maybe not. This is where you want to have some. I guess, what would you call it, kind of a guarantee that you're going to still have some cash or around. And that's what something called an annuity can do for you. Because no matter what's happening with the stock market. Up, down, up, down, up, down, down, down, up. Annuities are not going to be affected by that. They counter the volatility of the stock market. Find out what I'm talking about from the experts on annuities, the Silac Insurance folks. Reliable annuity payments will be coming your way when it's time for you to finally start relying on your nest egg. That nest egg won't crack. Find out what I'm talking about. Visit the Silac Insurance Company by going to silacins.com some restrictions apply. See if you're eligible. S I L A c I n s.com an annuity from the Silac Insurance Company. Plan on it. Live on it. Coming up, we have dancing on the roof.

[Christy Lee]

Dancing on the roof. And father daughter gift. That is pretty exciting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Special.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing can go wrong now. Yeah. We'll find out why. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hey, hello. Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick Magee. It's great to have you here, sir. And I want to remind everybody to check out the puppet video. We got the, the Bob and Tom show puppets are back in action.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's a nice job telling an iconic Tom story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's based on an actual broadcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's, I had no idea they were doing this. So thank you very much, fella. That's great. So you can find it on our various social media platforms. Well worth the look. It's really fun. Right now we are visiting, visiting the Silac Insurance news desk where you'll find Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you will.

[Chick McGee]

Lovely flower print. Kind of a hippie chick thing going on there.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm not going to your place and ball. Okay. In the category want to fall by.

[Chick McGee]

My pad and ball.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that the term?

[Chick McGee]

I believe it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that your game back then?

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever use that line?

[Chick McGee]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not. What was your line back then?

[Chick McGee]

I, I never, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

More of a Woody Allen day. I don't want to bother you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did you act shy?

[Josh Arnold]

Was testicle you? Oh, I said it wrong.

[Chick McGee]

One did not have a line. It was a series of BBs that would layer and layer. You know what I'm talking about. Layer and layer of bs. But no, but I would never use. I would say my apartment, my. Never, never my pad.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that. Do you take such and such for such and such? Oh, he. Such an amazing boar, isn't he? What was your name again?

[Christy Lee]

No, I. I wish I could remember you back in the day when you were on the prowl. We saw you out and about.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sure you were good.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you were good.

[Pat Godwin]

I bet he was good at it back then.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

I know he was good at it.

[Chick McGee]

Not as good as the guy who they caught impersonating me.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you serious?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I had someone come to me. Oh yeah, you were out with, you know, Susie, my cousin who.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've had that.

[Chick McGee]

And eventually there was an arrest and yikes.

[Christy Lee]

I had a woman come to the station and say I was sleeping with her husband. I go, I don't even know who your husband is. I don't know what you're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's how many people you were sleeping with.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can't keep track.

[Christy Lee]

He never told me he was married.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoops.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. In the category. Thanks, dad. A young woman in Georgia hit the jackpot after getting a winning lottery ticket from her father.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Massachusetts lottery, Vanessa Manjvar Acosta received the scratch off ticket as a gift.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that middle name?

[Christy Lee]

M N I, J, V A R J A R, J, V A R. Manishvar.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a part of a magic routine. Abracadabra. Meningvar.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care about this person's middle name.

[Christy Lee]

She is now the first 2 million dollar winner of the series. States 25 million dollar mega money game.

[Tom Griswold]

Got it.

[Christy Lee]

It went live on May 13th. Ms. Acosta plans to use the one time payment of 1.3 million dollars to buy a house and attend college.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now I hope this, I hope she's an only child.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Look what you did for her.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's a gift. If, let's say, I mean, my brother John gives us lottery tickets all the time for Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Now what. What would you your fee be? I'm sorry, what would your tip be? If you. If you want a million bucks, how much would you give him?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, first off, I don't think it's totally necessary at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You would not give him a gift card.

[Josh Arnold]

I would, but I'm. It's not going to be more than $10,000?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's, that's.

[Christy Lee]

So you don't think she gave her dad any money back?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope not. It was a gift. There's no obligation there.

[Chick McGee]

Here's your two bucks. Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe you just give the money back.

[Chick McGee]

Talk.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're prepared to. Well, look who's coming. Miss Too. Miss Too. Good. Give me money. Okay, fine. Yeah. If you're ready for that for the rest of your life, go right ahead. And they would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but they'd be in the wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Does anyone in here play the lottery? Do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely. I got a bunch of lottery tickets on my desk right now.

[Christy Lee]

I bet you've never checked them and you could be sitting on a million dollars.

[Chick McGee]

I sure hope so. I could really use that right now.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have the app where you check them, you scan your ticket and it might.

[Pat Godwin]

There's an app?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, let's just say. Because everyone likes to fantasize when you're buying them. You're always saying, if I do win this. So, Josh, let's just say you win 2 million bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna do? Are you something practical? Are you gonna just do some nutty, some fun?

[Josh Arnold]

I probably put 1 million aside. Maybe 1.5 aside side. And then with a 500,000, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Know, pay off your house. Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably be more practical.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe an escape plan from the irs.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're of anybody, of everybody in this room, you're talking to the one guy who is really on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Up and up with the irs.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I am. I, I, I don't want any. I hate them so much.

[Chick McGee]

Don't look at me. And my name isn't Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate the IRS so much that I just, I don't write anything off. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Cause they're illegal. IRS is illegal.

[Josh Arnold]

It kind of technically is, but it's also so.

[Al Jackson]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get.

[Chick McGee]

You off on that. So what? So what do you think? Let's just say a certain portion of it is so called mad money. You're gonna do something.

[Josh Arnold]

500,000. What would I do with it? Yeah. Maybe a boat. Maybe I'd go ahead. Well, no, because I'm not really in the area for like a pontoon.

[Christy Lee]

You could buy a place on the water and get a boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know, but if I buy a place on the water, it's. That's where I live.

[Pat Godwin]

He's not coming back.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you could live in the water here.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to Live on the water here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I find that insult.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you should shut down that lake all the time for being gross.

[Tom Griswold]

The fish have three eyes. So.

[Chick McGee]

So let's. But if you could, you'd buy a lake house then? Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, I would travel and pay off the house.

[Chick McGee]

And where would you travel?

[Christy Lee]

Car? Probably Greece and Italy. I'd like to go back to Italy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to buy a house in Italy. To be honest, can't convince my husband of that.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's nothing available right now.

[Chick McGee]

Andy, your thoughts on Christy buying a place in Italy?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll put up half a million. How about you, Tom? You and.

[Christy Lee]

No. You're gonna go with me?

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, I don't think so. I mean. Okay. Yeah. I'll meet you at the airport. Airport bad.

[Chick McGee]

Got him. What'd you do, buy a pawn shop? See if you can get your stuff back. Get your stuff back?

[Tom Griswold]

It's back for years.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just not fun. Is it.

[Chick McGee]

Me?

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

He's just being me.

[Christy Lee]

What would you do that $2 million?

[Tom Griswold]

I would do the same thing I'm doing right now. I would just have a studio at my place on.

[Chick McGee]

On a lake.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So you'd actually buy a house, and.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have naked women just walking around. Well, that seems like a lovely idea. I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, your son, Jimmy, he'd probably like that, too. Yeah, he'd love it. Hey, Dad, I really like that Zelda.

[Tom Griswold]

She is really all the women from A to Z. I was kidding about the naked one.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Hooker. You win 2 million bucks. What's next?

[Pat Godwin]

I like the lake house idea. I grew up on a lake. I like that. But I. I would probably. Probably. I'd buy a new motorcycle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't need 2 million bucks for that.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Pat Godwin]

But that would be my. My mad money. Purchase something that is not practical and not safe. So, yeah, that's what I would do.

[Chick McGee]

Something really exotic.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Something really big and comfortable, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like a car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's always good.

[Chick McGee]

There is a point at which chick. McGee, what's gonna happen?

[Tom Griswold]

On the air, I do quit and move to England. Off the air, I honestly don't know. I really don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a chance I'd tell no one. There really is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But in some states, you can. In some states, you have to be. They have to reveal who you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even with scratchers. I thought somebody successfully sued to keep their name hidden.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they did, but I'm not sure which.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's your precedent.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, yeah, that would be nice. Otherwise you're going to get everyone you.

[Christy Lee]

Know, no asking for money.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you buying, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

A full size Darth Vader statue? Yeah, to put on my front lawn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, didn't they used to have one of those in Sharper Image? I thought they did.

[Chick McGee]

I think they did.

[Tom Griswold]

Or at least like like stormtroopers or R2, D2 or C3.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'd have a dog farm.

[Josh Arnold]

A dog farm.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

A place for like a rescue. Yeah, like 50 dogs would live there.

[Tom Griswold]

Go out there all gold.

[Christy Lee]

English cream, golden return.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I have be. My dog snobbery has really left.

[Christy Lee]

Has it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I saw Honest. All right, well I can't tell the story that's not. Recently while at a different spot, I saw a like a long haired chihuahua. The cutest little guy.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta look these up.

[Chick McGee]

He was in. I don't know if it was just some random. Yeah, it might have been some random breed, but he was in this guy's backpack and on a bike. And I walk by. Whoa, there's a dog in there.

[Tom Griswold]

That is cool.

[Chick McGee]

I love those little dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are cute.

[Tom Griswold]

They carry the dogs in their backpacks.

[Josh Arnold]

They're like Beverly Hills old lady dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, most dogs are great.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nor a Desmond dog. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like having a place you could go and there's be 50 dogs there to say hi to you?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if I need 50, but I would love to have. You know, I'd love to have a farm. I'd like.

[Chick McGee]

They would.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how long it would take to feed off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a lot of work.

[Tom Griswold]

Or you'd hire.

[Chick McGee]

That's the thing. You got a dog farm. You got a dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

People are running it. I know a couple of dog ladies that would love doing that. You go out there and then. The great thing about dogs that ever want to talk about politics, you could hire another.

[Christy Lee]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You could hire a Back at all waitresses or something. You meet the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

I'm glad you see the news yesterday. The world, that's you.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

The only time politics is mentioned in this room is if you bring it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

That's because. Oh, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

That's such a classic dad answer.

[Chick McGee]

You guys aren't talking. I know you are, but what am I? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

German police have fined a Driver caught speeding at 199 miles per hour on the autobahn. The unnamed motorist was caught while racing along the A2 highway near Berg Autobahn.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No limit, right? That means no limit.

[Chick McGee]

That's what we're going to learn from this story.

[Christy Lee]

Officials said he beat the previous speeding record of 124 miles per hour by a lot. Wow. Limitless speeds aren't universal on the Autobahn. And the section of the motorway where the record breaking driver was caught has a limit of about 75 miles per hour.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

He was handed a fine of just over $1,000 worth it. Stripped of two points from his driver's license and then banned from driving for three months.

[Chick McGee]

That's a little harsh. Yeah, but what car can you buy that's legal to be in the road that goes 200 miles an hour?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question. And they.

[Chick McGee]

I. I even went Porsche Maserati.

[Christy Lee]

There was a Porsche Panamera that went 167.

[Josh Arnold]

I know my Maserati does 185.

[Tom Griswold]

But you lost your license.

[Josh Arnold]

And now I don't drive.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go. I just found it. According to the Guardian, the driver was driving a Porsche. Is it pronounced Panamera?

[Christy Lee]

Panamera. Is that the right story? Because that was 167. And that was a different case because I saw that too.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're. If you mashed your BMW, the package you've got on, you'd get close.

[Christy Lee]

How fast have you gone in yours?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd go a lot faster than you think it would.

[Chick McGee]

I've gone 58.

[Tom Griswold]

In the freeway, huh? Yeah. You're going 120 with me. Yeah. In the parking lot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Pat is like.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

It's like driving Mr. Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

The world is a school zone for Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. I like being safe.

[Christy Lee]

Were you watching the speedometer the whole time?

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

He does it with everybody he rides.

[Chick McGee]

I did. I did a couple of Bat almost killed me. I did a couple of bat turns.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we're driving and we get off at an exit, get. Grab a coffee and I get back, forget if I'm supposed to go left or right, go the wrong way. Then I go, we're in the wrong way. Do a B turn. And Pat gets all upset. He was in a.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in the wrong lane.

[Pat Godwin]

You say a bat turn.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that means.

[Chick McGee]

On the Batman TV show, they'd go. He'd go bat turn and then U turn. Yeah. Except it's a high speed U turn.

[Tom Griswold]

But they would speed up the footage, deploy the parachute out the back of it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

A hairpin.

[Chick McGee]

It was very cool. So, yeah, I don't know if this. If these two articles are confusing, but. Yeah, the one of them does say a port Porsche Panamera.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that. Yeah, that was a different case. But that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thousand bucks for one fun afternoon. Not too bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Two doors. You don't need on that car.

[Christy Lee]

I would. You would not there. Wouldn't you be scared to death to go 200 miles?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I would never do it. Are you kidding?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's no way.

[Chick McGee]

Be terrified. I remember going around the Indianapolis motor speedway. Alonso Jr driving this car. We were given away in the air and we're, you know, we're going God knows how much over 100 miles an hour. And he says very casually, of course, the cars. The tires on this car are not designed to go this fast and turn, so they could blow out any second. Well, thanks, Al.

[Pat Godwin]

Good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Or in street clothes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay. You know, that happens.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'll happen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You were safe. You're fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I did not know. We learned something today. That the autobahn does have spots with a speed limit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't know that either.

[Josh Arnold]

We've all known it.

[Christy Lee]

You know, you knew that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm just being stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

I was misinformed. And I've learned something.

[Chick McGee]

Did you guys. I just stumbled on this thing about the. They want to build a bridge in Italy. Have you seen this is. It makes no sense to me.

[Christy Lee]

The one from Sicily to. Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they have bridges or something? I saw this. But it's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They.

[Tom Griswold]

Very expensive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Billions of dollars. But. But sometimes isn't it nice to have a place where it's hard to get to.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, and that's the beauty of that place.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree.

[Christy Lee]

You take a ferry or you have to take a small boat.

[Josh Arnold]

There you can take whoever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously.

[Christy Lee]

All right, gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

They want to build the largest suspension bridge in history which would link the Italian mainland to Sicily.

[Christy Lee]

Sicily.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not do that.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't. Isn't the whole beauty of that is. Yes. You don't have to. Oh, well. It's going to be very costly, but apparently they're going to do it. So we'll see. We'll see how that goes.

[Christy Lee]

I do have an update. The fastest production car based on top speed. This is not the one that was probably in the story. 304 miles per hour. A Bugatti body 304. Yeah, that's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's real silly.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You hit something. You just vaporized.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

The first production car to ever break the 300 mile per hour barrier. No, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Well, sir, we're have to see your driver's license in your small penis. Yep, it's small enough. It's all in the car. It's small enough. Right now I want to say hi to our friends at Java House.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, friends at Java House.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for joining me. Java House, the official coffee of the Bob and Tom show and the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom show also come from Java House. I'm talking about hydration drinks, energy drinks, lattes. What have I got over here? Tea, of course. And Java House also is doing something really cool. They could present you in your office or your shop with coffee or Java House stuff for a year. And what you do is you go to bobatom.com contest, see what's going on, and you could be a big winner. Java House does not require a machine. What did I do with. Here we go. Here's one of the pods right here. This hap. This one happens to be the amazingly smooth cold brew Colombian medium roast coffee. What you do is you take this, you peel off the top, pour it in a glass and add some water, hot or cold, whatever you're into, and go for it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

And they have eliminated the need for the machine that could have God knows what percolating inside it besides coffee, because this is so clean and simple. It's also great on the road. By the way, it's delicious on ice cream. He said parenthetically, check out Java House by going to java house.com, see what's going on. No dirty machines, no mess. Amazingly smooth beverages from our friends. And at Java House, the official coffee and Java House, the official refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Coming up. Christy, we got a lady dancing on the roof. Yeah, we do something. Something does not go well. You'll find out what it is from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom show win coffee for your office for a year. Visit bobandtom.com to find out how. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Arnold. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. I certainly enjoyed your sports broadcast this morning. Some exciting things. We've learned that if you are playing in the. Playing in the NFL, you can bring your own smelling salts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, you have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Club can't do it no more.

[Chick McGee]

I just think it's amazing that some. I guess if you're about to be running full speed at a guy that's solid muscle and 240 pounds, you want.

[Christy Lee]

All the boost you can get.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You want to give me a bump there, Lloyd? I'm going for for it.

[Christy Lee]

Cocaine's not legal.

[Josh Arnold]

What kind do you guys use? I use Morton's smelling salts. You guys go brand name?

[Chick McGee]

I. I do the. No salt. Oh, the smelling salts made of potassium.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why they're called smelling salts and not ammonia tabs or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, how'd that happen?

[Chick McGee]

I use the cleaner ones, the bath salts.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's. His energy is up. But he did bite off the ref's face.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a personal foul. 15 years yards.

[Chick McGee]

Do you pay much attention to preseason football, Chick?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. Yeah, not really. I will watch, though. I'll watch tomorrow night's game.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid question, but can one bet on it?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Somebody called Kostaki.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

He knows he bets on all of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't realize he actually bet on preseason.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure you can. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably bet on whether or not we would talk about betting on preseason season. You can bet on so many things.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember we talked about. The big thing on social media was calling the Gamblers Anonymous hotline and betting on whether or not it was a male or a female that was going to answer your call.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

You got a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

That gets a little.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, ma', am. You have a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Bengals at the Eagles tonight. Eagles getting six. Colts at the Ravens tonight night. Ravens getting six. And the Raiders at Seattle Seahawks getting four. There you go. There's the line.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Commanders in New England tomorrow night. I'm sorry. The Washington football team getting six also tomorrow night. Six seems to be the number.

[Chick McGee]

We'll look forward to the real season when it happens. Right now it's time for some real news of sorts with Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask.

[Christy Lee]

Firefighters in LA rescued a woman stuck in a chimney after authorities received multiple reports Regarding a woman dancing on a rooftop. The Los Angeles Fire Department responded to a San Fernando park to help a woman in her 30s who was stuck about three feet deep inside the chimney of a small municipal building. Municipal building.

[Chick McGee]

You got it?

[Christy Lee]

I said it. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

You said municipal. Yay.

[Christy Lee]

Officials noted the woman had reportedly been dancing and waving her arms on the river roof before climbing into the chimney. Firefighters are able to hoist her out using a rope system. She was transported to a nearby hospital in fair condition.

[Chick McGee]

So it. But it starts out as kind of a romantic. What?

[Christy Lee]

Romantic? Sounds crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Dancing. Dancing on the roof.

[Pat Godwin]

That's romantic.

[Chick McGee]

Singing a song. You don't think.

[Christy Lee]

So if she was with someone else on a roof, but not by herself.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe she was on drugs. Probably roofies, funny enough.

[Josh Arnold]

You little devil.

[Tom Griswold]

He was setting us up all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

She. They pulled her out of the chimney. How's she feeling these days?

[Chick McGee]

Fluish.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you mad at me?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm shaking my head silently. You not only participated.

[Chick McGee]

It might have been my. I think my delivery was bad. Try it again, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

They pulled her out of the chimney. Time. How's she feeling these days?

[Chick McGee]

Fluish.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. I like the first one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all right. You know, sometimes you need a second.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I timed out a review. How about a little bit of history here?

[Christy Lee]

I gotta check this out.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of history here. Time now. Time, time. Time now for.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Getting louder Today in history.

[Chick McGee]

Let's do some birthdays here.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Not doing some birthdays.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Hooker. A very interesting man. Born in the state in 1928 to James Randi. R A N D I. Do you know who James Randi was?

[Pat Godwin]

The horniest man ever?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Good guess.

[Chick McGee]

Are you Randy Baby, known as the Amazing Randy?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He was a brilliant magician.

[Tom Griswold]

Debunker. He would follow. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He would famously go after people that claimed they could talk to the dead, etc. Etc.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Okay. Yuri Geller to Ben Spoon. Showed you how he. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really interesting guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He debunked Geller.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That one's famous. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe Geller got really mad.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm believing Geller.

[Chick McGee]

Of course you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. You're a conspiracy.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do they want us not to believe it?

[Tom Griswold]

You think a guy can bend spoons with his mind?

[Christy Lee]

How would he do it?

[Josh Arnold]

If they're. If they're schooled enough in the ways of telekinesis.

[Chick McGee]

You think. You think God goes. I'm going to give this Guy an extraordinary power hours. I think I'll have him bend spoons. That'll help civilization.

[Tom Griswold]

When did John Travolta bend a spoon?

[Pat Godwin]

In Phenomenon. In Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's an angel. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And Michael, he's an angel, but in Phenomenon, he's a. Yeah, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, something happens. He does. He. He does the pencil trick.

[Christy Lee]

What was the guy that was in here? It wasn't Uri. It wasn't Yuri Geller.

[Tom Griswold]

Hurry, Yuri. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Chick McGee]

The amazing Crescent Ruskin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I didn't like that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love that.

[Christy Lee]

I love that guy. How did you not like him?

[Tom Griswold]

Because the way he shakes hands. Get out of here with that. Did he shake your hand?

[Chick McGee]

He would pump your head up. The guy was amazing.

[Christy Lee]

He was. He was the amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Incredibly entertaining. Have no idea how he did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was enthusiastic. You can't take that away from him.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Garrison Keeler.

[Josh Arnold]

My birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. The wife swapping club this evening.

[Pat Godwin]

Who is it really?

[Chick McGee]

What did he really do that he got. He got like. In the space of three hours, they canceled him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he kind of got caught up in the. The end of that craze of.

[Chick McGee]

What did he really do? I. I don't believe.

[Pat Godwin]

But who is he?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was the host of Prairie.

[Christy Lee]

Home Companion on npr.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Great radio show. Great radio show.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but possibly it was an overreaction.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What's he doing now? Is he just hanging out?

[Chick McGee]

I guess maybe he's still.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I think he tours a little bit, but really. Okay, you'll know this one. You'll know this one. Ms. Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1955, actor Wayne Knight.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yes. Yes, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Jerry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not Duncan Shane. That's Wayne Newton.

[Christy Lee]

Wayne Newton. Didn't know Wayne Knight.

[Pat Godwin]

So close.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to throw her off. Doesn't Wayne Knight sound like a pseudonym Batman would use?

[Josh Arnold]

Why? Because of Bruce Wayne? Wayne Knight. The dark knight.

[Chick McGee]

The dark knight Wayne. Okay. Of course. I guess not.

[Tom Griswold]

Waste our time.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Josh. Here's more light.

[Tom Griswold]

I see someone's taking my.

[Josh Arnold]

There's more love.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone took my prick hat. And now Josh is wearing.

[Chick McGee]

All right, you'll know this one. You'll know this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris, I'll handle the chat. You just eat your cake.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Bruce. Dick Atkinson. He's been in this building a couple times.

[Christy Lee]

Iron Maiden.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And he's a pilot.

[Chick McGee]

He's a jet pilot. He's a novelist.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Interesting fella.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Fascinating guy.

[Tom Griswold]

From. Doesn't want anything to do with Tom.

[Chick McGee]

From Iron Maiden.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't like Tom.

[Chick McGee]

No, I wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was.

[Chick McGee]

We were buds. I want to say hi to a friend of mine who happens to be a brain surgeon who is Iron Maiden's biggest fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, we have to get in here. Is Eddie.

[Christy Lee]

Eddie. Our engineer.

[Josh Arnold]

The skeleton.

[Chick McGee]

The skeleton.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a guy who dresses up like Eddie and walks around or just the big.

[Josh Arnold]

I have never seen Iron Maiden live.

[Christy Lee]

They do. They have a skeleton.

[Tom Griswold]

He comes out doing the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Iron Maiden.

[Tom Griswold]

What's their big song?

[Pat Godwin]

Iron man.

[Chick McGee]

Iron Maiden.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the name.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't heard the song.

[Chick McGee]

What is that called? Is that called eponymous?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What is the word? When you. When you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the title is of.

[Chick McGee]

That was the same year.

[Tom Griswold]

We've about talked. Talked about this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I can never remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad company. It's bad company. That's it. That's the only one. It's perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Big country.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's in a big country.

[Tom Griswold]

Pass.

[Chick McGee]

Love that song. Happy birthday. David Duchovny.

[Christy Lee]

I like him. X files.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you love me?

[Tom Griswold]

California.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys. Was that song popular? I remember here that David Duchovny, why don't you love.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it.

[Josh Arnold]

I shouldn't say popular, but played yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think if he goes to one of those conventions where it's the science stuff, I assume he just attracts a bunch of lunatics.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that?

[Chick McGee]

You know, while. While they're signing, somebody goes, you know, the earth is flat.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all the.

[Chick McGee]

The X File.

[Josh Arnold]

If they're actually quite molder esque.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Kind of fringe folks out there. Happy birthday, Charlize Theron.

[Christy Lee]

She's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Especially in monster and monster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Get a little chunk on her. That's what we needed. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday. 1998. Jalen hurt hurts of the Eagles. That'd be a better name. That'd be a better name for a defensive player. Be careful. Jalen hurts when he hit you, man. That's right. Possible first performance of Shakespeare's Macbeth on this date in 1606.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this a dagger which I see before me handled towards my hand?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, keep going. That's Howard McNear doing. You want to rubber him front as Floyd from the Andy Griffin.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Coming up, comedian Al Jackson. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christopher Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. We are looking to get fixed up with comedian Al Jackson. And there he is.

[Christy Lee]

How to do Al must have been listening.

[Chick McGee]

Al's got a cowboy hat.

[Al Jackson]

I don't have any audio. I can't hear you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

I miss your beautiful voice.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a couple of guesses.

[Chick McGee]

We're making fun of you, Al. He can't hear us at all.

[Christy Lee]

Chris is working on it. Christopher's got it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Say something. Wait a minute.

[Al Jackson]

Can you guys hear me?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we can hear you just fine.

[Christy Lee]

We can hear you.

[Al Jackson]

I still. There we go. Now I hear your voice is beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, get it. You missed it. We were making fun of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Something about Blazing Saddles, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Look, I'm. I'm embracing my true Alan Jackson. The shit year. I'm. I'm sick of him getting all the pub he's had his run lay down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yard or in the chat of Hoot. She never knew how much that muddy water meant to me.

[Christy Lee]

Josh is a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And. And I guess. Didn't you have someone come to one of your comedy shows thinking you were Alan Jackson as opposed to Al Jackson?

[Al Jackson]

Twice. Once in Huntington, West Virginia, at the old Funny Bone there, and once at the old. At the old Cincinnati Funny Bone. People bought tickets thinking that I was Alan Jackson. And they left saying, you know what? Like the black one better. They all said that. That's very weird. I'll take it on my website.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good to know.

[Christy Lee]

Direct quote, Tom's been thinking about getting a cowboy hat as well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This.

[Al Jackson]

Christy, this hat is from Montez, my mom's husband in South Carolina. It's a real cowboy hat. It's broken in. I love it. I wear it all the time. It's comfortable. I get it now. I get the whole cowboy hat thing. I. It's very. It fits. If you're gonna get one, get a good one. And Kristy, you could get a couple and just have a couple cute ones to go with your outfits. I could. I'm telling you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not gonna say I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Al.

[Christy Lee]

I have a nice one.

[Tom Griswold]

Al, on this cowboy hat thing, I just had one question.

[Al Jackson]

Talk to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure?

[Al Jackson]

Are we ever really sure about anything, Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know. But, I mean, I'm behind you 100%. Whatever you decide, but how many people.

[Josh Arnold]

Ask you for your autograph? Lil Nas X.

[Al Jackson]

I wish I could be a little. They're like. That must be his manager.

[Tom Griswold]

Are your boots. Your boots are matted black.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, I would love some cowboy boots. I heard they hurt like a. Like, you know what to break them in, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, for about six months.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. You got to almost break your feet in a cowboy boot, actually. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I've been urged by a. Believe it or. Or not, my dermatologist to get a cowboy hat.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't. I'm sorry. And I. I applaud you if that's indeed what your dermatologist has said, but you make up these things all the time, so if you want a cowboy hat, just say you want a cowboy hat. Don't say that. The Surgeon general.

[Al Jackson]

You're not curious about the backstory here? Are you going to shut down the dermatologist backstory? That we all need to hear, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to hear.

[Chick McGee]

First, all. First of all, Al, I was actually in a cowboy hat store two weeks ago.

[Pat Godwin]

See, we have a picture of you in one back in February.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was in that same store. It was in. I was in Colorado, Al, and I was in this cowboy hat store.

[Al Jackson]

What was the name of it? Was it Shepler's?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What's that place called? We think it begins with a K. Yeah, Kimo Sabi.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

It's called. No, It's.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

It's called Kimosabi, which is from the Latin for expensive. You'll need a mint. I believe it's very expensive.

[Christy Lee]

They give you. Give you a lot of cocktails.

[Chick McGee]

My. My girl was getting herself a cowboy hat, and I tried some on, and I. But this is. I can't pull this off. I'll be mocked. I'm not a cowboy. And then I got back here. I got back here.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I think maybe if you get a curse kerchief and the cowboy hat.

[Chick McGee]

So, Al, I'll try to talk to you because you're a reasonable human being. I. I got back here. I went to the dermatologist last week, and I have some issues with the sun and blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

He tells me, get a cowboy hat.

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the odds?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I need to, because I'll wear a baseball cap all the time to protect the top of my head, but I've got on the top of my ears. I have some issues, if you will. In fact, the top of my left ear has been sliced off, as a matter of fact.

[Tom Griswold]

Effect.

[Christy Lee]

Did they make a baseball cap that has little ear flaps.

[Chick McGee]

Available? Yes, that's available at the famous store. You'll never get sex again.

[Al Jackson]

Absolutely. You can't ask any partner to ask with you after she's had to tell you to tuck your ear flaps in.

[Josh Arnold]

Like her.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Al Jackson]

Her other flaps are being tucked in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, Although, Tom, that she could grab you by the ear flaps.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I wear a trapper's hat all through the winter, and I look very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do. You do look.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Chick McGee]

You look like you live alone. I do, Al. Anyway, so I. I have one of those floppy hats, but it just. They just look so awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, you'll.

[Al Jackson]

I could see you transitioning to a cowboy hat.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Al Jackson]

And it's like something that you could wear every day. I will say this. There's, like. There's always this, like, whole thing about. Because I remember I rented a pickup trip truck one time, and I loved it, and I came back and started pricing some of them. This whole, like, I want to be, like, real Americana and wear some real cowboys. Like, pickup trucks are like $130,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Everything in the cowboy world is super expensive. I'm like, I thought it was all like, hey, you get some wranglers, Those are like 10 bucks. Get a cowboy hat, you get at the general store, that's like 20. To be, like, a real legit cowboy boy, you need to have about 10 grand just on dispensary. Like. Like all this stuff is a real belt buckle. Like a real one that's going to run you probably a buck fifth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Plus, you need to win the rodeo, so there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Anyway, Tom, I just sent you a picture of the offensive coordinator for the Washington football team. His name's Cliff Kingsbury, and he wears this hat all the time during the. During the.

[Chick McGee]

That's a.

[Tom Griswold]

During football camp. And it's a huge. It's not a cowboy hat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. It's. It's. It's sort of a half cowboy hat, half sombrero hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's.

[Chick McGee]

He looks great in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Even get one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

You get one of those with a Bob and Tom logo on the front, you'd be.

[Chick McGee]

But I wasn't informed that I needed a cowboy hat until I'd actually already been in that store. I could have got one last week.

[Al Jackson]

But I wish your dermatologist had said you needed a sombrero. It just really stinks that we can't wear those because the super woke people are just like, oh, that's cultural appropriation. You can't wear. I'm like, I love sombreros. You can't be a mariachi person for Halloween because I'm like, first of all, my girlfriend did mariachi all through high school. I love the outfits. I love the music.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just ignore the super woke. That's what. That's. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine, Al, if I came in here with a sombrero? The mockery. If you came in with a cowboy hat. Yeah, I know. I don't think I can even pull off a. The one chick sent me.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Whoever. That guy.

[Christy Lee]

Good idea. That. That hat that chick sent you.

[Tom Griswold]

He said, I don't even know what they call that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna have to find out.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of my. My uncle wears that when he's gardening. That kind of a hat.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Well, anyway, don't let that dissuade you. It's still a good hat.

[Chick McGee]

I think a chick nailed it. The only problem with the hat you're wearing right now, it looks like it's supposed to go on. On someone a lot smaller. It just.

[Al Jackson]

Well, you can widen it out. That's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, I mean, you can.

[Al Jackson]

You can take the brim, you can adjust it, you can make it so you look like Johnny Depp. Pre accusations. Or you can go post accusations. Johnny. Right here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right. Well, Al Jackson is our guest. And, Al, you have my deepest sympathy. I know that your lady friend is a employee of the Colorado Rockies, and I believe. I believe they're now in the basement of the basement. What did they lose? Was it 20 to 1 to the blue Jays?

[Al Jackson]

Yes, whenever. Because sometimes I don't. Because I pick my girl up and drop her off, because I'm old school with it. And I picked her up yesterday. I thought the game was at night. And she just gets in the car and she just goes, do you. Did you see what we lost by and for a team that loses a lot? Like, she won't even mention a lot. And when she didn't even say the number, she just showed me her phone like she had caught me cheating. She just goes, look at this number. I mean, it was. They. The Toronto Blue Jays scored 45 runs in three games. So that's a problem. That'd be a Problem if we were talking about the Denver Broncos giving up 45 points in three games.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, I just looked at the clock here. We gotta. We gotta.

[Al Jackson]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Real quick.

[Chick McGee]

Do I have a word of the day to learn in the world of me trying to get slightly hip?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, Tom. Let's do it. Tom, why don't you tell the people. All the folks. Listen, tell them what posted means.

[Chick McGee]

Posted.

[Al Jackson]

Posted. And we're not talking about the Internet. We're not talking about social media. Posted.

[Tom Griswold]

I say mail deliverer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Does it mean to look somebody's almost like, official. Official? Like that guy is. I mean, he is so great. And a running back. I mean, it's posted.

[Al Jackson]

You're almost saying, like, he's minted. No. That's a good guess, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody else?

[Al Jackson]

Anybody else?

[Pat Godwin]

Is it kind of like posted up or is this different?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, is it like a face?

[Al Jackson]

Big brain on Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, you got. You got in the guy's face? A facial? No.

[Al Jackson]

So almost the exact. It's just like where you are, so you just be like, you know, chick said he had to go into the Verizon store, so I just posted up right in the. Right at the Starbucks ground.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, just. Just chilling. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just.

[Al Jackson]

I'll be. I waited right here. I was standing right here. I was just standing there. Posted. Then this guy got in my face. It just means you're really just not moving.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's usually we would say, like, do you see that creep posted up at the end of the bar? Like a guy, like, waiting to. To jump on a girl? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jump on a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Girl.

[Al Jackson]

Back and forth, going to the can.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, not him. The guy with the bandage on his ear and the bad cowboy hat. He looks so familiar.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, that's just my boss, Tom Gris.

[Al Jackson]

Get a good cowboy hat, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We should go sh.

[Al Jackson]

We. The whole show. We should, like. We should have, like, an NC2. A tournament, and we'll just, like, get a bunch of hats and we'll narrow it down to one that works for you.

[Chick McGee]

I. I got a picture of me trying one on several months ago.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll.

[Chick McGee]

I'll post it if you will. And there we go. See if people think it's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna put feathers in your band? Like.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. If I get one, it's going to be very plain. I can barely. I don't think I can pull it off. Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess we'd have to see.

[Al Jackson]

You would feel really Weird. The first day because you wear the same outfit. It would be like a week where you would hate it. And then there'd be a day where you just put it on. You didn't think about it.

[Christy Lee]

Man, you gotta.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can barely pull anything off. I'd walk into my dream dry cleaner, and the ladies all know me. They'd go, oh, hey, cowboy.

[Pat Godwin]

I think you'd make people smile more than realize.

[Tom Griswold]

What about a Sherlock Holmes hat?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, what do they call those hats?

[Tom Griswold]

Deer stalker, I think, or something like that. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

They are something like that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They're made for virgins.

[Al Jackson]

No, they're made just cement. Virgins time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you on the road? Are you in the road?

[Christy Lee]

Right, Chick? It is a dear.

[Chick McGee]

Are you on the road this weekend, Dale?

[Al Jackson]

I'm not on the road this weekend. I'm just chilling. So just remind everybody. Check out my site. Nico and Jolie on Etsy Shop. Nico and Jolie on Etsy. I got a bunch of new styles and all that kind of stuff up there. Love making these shoes. And I'll be on the road next month. All my dates are on Al Jackson, ig.

[Chick McGee]

Al Jackson, ig.

[Tom Griswold]

Al is just posted at his house. Yeah, I'm just posted. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And if you were a heavy drinker, you could be toasted. Toasted and posted.

[Al Jackson]

Well, the day is still young, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I was in your state briefly recently, and I went into one of your dispensaries, Al.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what'd you pick up?

[Chick McGee]

I was getting something for some other member of my family, and I. I tried to call them on the phone and I got yelled at by the guy in there. You can't be in the phone at a dispensary I found.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, you were doing cop stuff in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't do that.

[Al Jackson]

Well, you're still, like, taking a picture in a strip club. You can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thanks, Al.

[Chick McGee]

Al Jackson, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

Always a great pleasure.

[Chick McGee]

It's always great talking to you. Now we got some interesting stuff coming up in the news still.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting stuff going on in the world that we live in right now. The Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Better Help. Betterhelp is all about helping you with your. With your mental health. Health these days. There's a lot of tricks out there. You open up the Internet every day. There's some. You know what you need to feel better. You know, you need to eat this, take that walk that. Whatever it might be. There's a tried and true way to access certain aspects of your health, and that is through talk therapy. And Better Help is all about accessing a therapist in a much more easy way because the therapy is done online. And They've got some 30,000 therapists working with BetterHelp. They have been helping out some 5 million people. One more set of numbers here. The rating, the average rating of BetterHelp 4.9 out of 5 rating for live sessions from BetterHelp. What's it all about? It's about doing the therapy online. So it's kind of like a zoom call or even like a phone call. You're talking to a therapist. You'll be set up with a therapist based on what particular aspect you'd like to talk to a therapist about. They have a variety of therapists with a variety of, I guess, spheres of expertise. So check it out by going to betterhelp.com btshow once again, that's betterhelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow and that'll knock 10% off your first month if you use the slash. Bob and Tom once again, betterhelp.com btshow Once again. Coming up, when we finally have our monitor lizard update. Been waiting for this for a long time.

[Christy Lee]

And have you heard about the Nicki Minaj challenge on Stiletto?

[Chick McGee]

It's hilarious and it was dangerous for somebody. We'll find out what it was. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there, Ace Cosmic. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. I believe we're going to try to catch up with Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What you got going over there?

[Christy Lee]

This is kind of interesting. Britain's Royal Mail has issued stamps celebrating Monty Python's comedy oh fun. 10 stamp series announced yesterday highlights iconic characters and catchphrases like nudge, nudge and of course, the lumberjack song.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if those will sell very well.

[Christy Lee]

Six stamps feature scenes from Monty Python's Flying Circus and four mark the 50th anniversary of the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They can be pre ordered go on sale August 14th.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

A university in South Korea is offering scholarship money to students who climb six designated mountains.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Seoul National University says the program promotes physical and mental well being being Students must document their climbs with photos and location data. Each successful summit counts toward tuition discounts, which could reduce tuition by 20%.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

If they fall, do they still get the scholarship?

[Chick McGee]

A lot of them are cheating.

[Josh Arnold]

They are?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

They're using Cliff's notes.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I will. I approve.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know what? I agree with my friend John. I. I'm on the fence. I couldn't be happy.

[Al Jackson]

Not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Still trying to do something, as a matter of fact. It's so funny. I'm not laughing. That's not funny. I'm recognizing. I have a question.

[Chick McGee]

Are they still a thing?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Cliff's notes. Remember Cliff Notes?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the yellow and black looks.

[Tom Griswold]

Heck, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they are.

[Josh Arnold]

See if I can get some on Amazon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

But, I mean. I mean, are they all. Are they digitized now?

[Christy Lee]

Do you think you probably could still buy the booklet if you'd like your old school.

[Chick McGee]

They were, for the most part, never any good.

[Josh Arnold]

Way. Way still available. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. I didn't realize they had Cliffs Notes. Cliff's Notes for the New Testament.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Old Testament, I just don't have time for the resurrection. Can you just hit the high points?

[Josh Arnold]

Man?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I can get you kill him. Who needs them to kill a mockingbird? Just read the damn book.

[Chick McGee]

But no, that's the whole. People don't want to read the book, so they would get the Cliff Notes.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't every professor or every teacher know if you've read the book?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, because the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they have one for Animal Farm, which is, what, 90 pages as it is?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but, I mean, are they all online now?

[Josh Arnold]

Is probably. I mean, you can. You could. I mean, AI can summarize anything, so. Yeah, but. But I wouldn't trust it still. I would trust the Cliffs Notes.

[Tom Griswold]

They have Cliff Notes Test Prep. That's an app on the iPhone.

[Christy Lee]

How do they know what tests are prepping for?

[Tom Griswold]

Any, I'm sure what they mean.

[Chick McGee]

Question one. A, B, C, or D? The answer is A.

[Tom Griswold]

That was really. You were really close, though.

[Chick McGee]

Does that one be.

[Christy Lee]

Damn it, a Russian? Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. No.

[Chick McGee]

I think this is interesting, though. This is. Josh. You were a teacher in South Korea for a while there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What percentage of students typically, would go off to college?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know the percentage, but many. Most. But. But high school was way tougher than college. Way, way harder.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

And the grades, your high school grades mattered a lot more than how you did in college. As soon as you got into college, apparently it was. Nobody cared.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it more British there, like third form and fifth form instead of grades or A levels and stuff like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I didn't really. I never really heard how if it was, you know, like hours or. What grade was it that I taught?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I taught kindergarten to seniors.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, but you're teaching English.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And did you speak any Korean?

[Josh Arnold]

I picked up some, but not when I moved there, no. And then they don't want that. They want. In your class. They want your. The kids to be fully immersed in English.

[Tom Griswold]

So then you learned teacher know nothing in Korean. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I would say. I would often say things like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. The kids would say teacher. No, nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Teacher. Idiot.

[Christy Lee]

Hard to overcome that gap, that vocabulary.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not. Not really, because.

[Christy Lee]

Language gap.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you do a lot of pantomime or did you draw stuff?

[Josh Arnold]

Draw on the board, maybe. But no, I mean, they. They pretty much, you know, they start real young learning English.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever scream? Just, you're really dumb. And so classes need to get this.

[Josh Arnold]

So classes were two hours. I would be one hour, and then a Korean teacher would be the second hour, and we would teach the same level lesson. So if they didn't pick up on something that I taught, they would pick up on it in Korean.

[Tom Griswold]

So you had to learn English then, too, before you went over?

[Josh Arnold]

I did, yeah. Because I was. I only spoke Portuguese. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're taught by a Korean teacher, do you want to get taught again a half hour later? No, that. No.

[Josh Arnold]

I had heard that. If you saw Chinese. Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, your thoughts on it? Yeah. Am I in the right ballpark?

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever, ever go completely off the rails with respect to, like, do they have a booklet and stuff they'd be looking at.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we would have guide. They'd have books, and I would have lesson books.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when you were in school, you'd walk in and the teacher would just get off topic and you'd have a great hour. They'd be talking.

[Josh Arnold]

I see what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

Talking about something completely unrelated to what. Yeah, we're not going to talk about math today. Let's talk about.

[Josh Arnold]

There were times where they really. They totally got what the lesson, let's say, in 15 minutes. So. So then it was sort of. Yes. We would talk about things in American culture. They always had questions about what it was like to live in America and things. But I would try to ask them in English, hey, what's it like here? That kind of. So, yeah, it was a good back and forth.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think a lot of them ended up coming over to the States?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe for university, but whether or not they moved here, I don't know. I'd love to know. I mean it's amazing. Amazing. Those kids are now like the kindergartners I taught are now like 30 because I was there 20 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

So that's hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, so maybe not 30. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're probably homeless.

[Christy Lee]

25, 26.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Out of college.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, what'd you just say? Tom opined that that's hot.

[Chick McGee]

That's a hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Realization you came to which is troubling. Yes. Yes, very much so.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sir, I was just kidding. Welcome to the Aurelioto part studios. This remains the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee remains at the Silac Insurance news desk. What else up?

[Christy Lee]

Officials in the UK say a 22 inch long rat was found inside a home in North Yorkshire. Ward counselors shared photos of the massive rodent that has been removed.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a beaver.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a beaver Easton home by pest control workers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that seems to me bigger than 20 some inches.

[Chick McGee]

That's. And that's without the tail.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's the size of a medium sized dog. Right, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Oh God. It's in somebody's house.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently they're calling on the council administration to conduct a full vermin survey and treatment plan as well as increased funding for rodent elimination in the area.

[Josh Arnold]

Where is this?

[Christy Lee]

In North Yorkshire? In the uk.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that pizza rat?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course.

[Chick McGee]

In New York that thing would have forget the pizza. He'd eat the pizza delivery man. Are you watching the pit?

[Christy Lee]

I have been watching the pit, yes. I'm not finished yet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh well, they're a. A rat makes a cameo appearance once or twice.

[Christy Lee]

There was a mouse in Ava's bathtub this morning. She called or sent me a picture of. She was freaking out on the third floor of her walk up. I don't know how it gets up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you tell her? Baby, I'll be right there. You stay put. Mama's coming.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't the old saying if it's. If you have mice, the good news is you don't have rats.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Is that true?

[Christy Lee]

Is that true?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I've heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but the bad. If you have mice, the bad news is you have 10 million.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. If you have one, you have more than one. That's true. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean that thing.

[Christy Lee]

I mean but I'd rather have. That's why I told her. I said, aren't you glad it's a mouse and not a rat? With all the rats that are in Chicago right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I killed a mouse in my garage with a fire poker. I never felt more alive.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Beat it to death. Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, that thing, I think the guys had to come over and run it over with a car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you take that out?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a Mekong Delta raft.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that is. That's a cage. That's a deer on a rat. Yeah, man, they're biting his face.

[Chick McGee]

That could eat a cat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember my dad telling me that in Vietnam the rats were like dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it bad enough you're fighting men and you're being.

[Chick McGee]

You're. You're being hunted by. You have to deal with locals that know their way around. There are snakes, stuff's on fire. And there are giant rats when they're walking around.

[Christy Lee]

I would not have survived that.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have done awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have just.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have had a rag tied around my head. I would have been crying. I would be screaming, I'm killing them all. Me.

[Josh Arnold]

Born to kill written on your forehead.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn right. Yeah. Carve there with my knife, I'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

You just lost your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, look out, they call me. And Fixture's gonna come take care of it.

[Josh Arnold]

We had no idea you were the worst war criminal that ever walked.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You just gotta lead them a little, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

A five foot monitor lizard named Goose gave authorities quite a chase after escape from his owner's home in Massachusetts.

[Josh Arnold]

I like when animals are named after other animals. I think it's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like my puppy dog Monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It turned up a week later across the border in Connecticut. According to police in Webster, Mass. Goose made his great escape July 18th by leaping out of a second story window.

[Tom Griswold]

They call the monitor lizard Goose, though he likes butt play.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, aren't they cool? They are cool.

[Tom Griswold]

God, so cool. That's an alarming color of blue, right? Or is that just the tinting on the picture?

[Christy Lee]

I. After a week on the run, the reptile was spotted safely In Connecticut, about 10 miles south, where animal control was able to locate and recover him. Goose is doing well and has been reunited with his owner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, perhaps if his owner had monitored him a little better, he wouldn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Left the place.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that guy.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

If you were walking down the street in that, you. You'd Be fine, Josh. I would.

[Christy Lee]

I'd be fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd call the police.

[Tom Griswold]

What? You would call.

[Chick McGee]

There's a dinosaur loose in my.

[Josh Arnold]

They are dinosaurs.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that thing's huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

What else is going on in Massachusetts? Well, the residents in Somerville are being warned to be on the lookout for a ball python on the loose. The large snake was seen slithering along the side of a road, with residents speculating whether the python is an escaped pet. Ball pythons can grow to be 3 to 5ft long, typically feast on small animals like rodents and birds. Birds. While they can primarily be found on the ground, the snakes also are able to climb trees.

[Tom Griswold]

And they also love men's testicles.

[Josh Arnold]

They love them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Somerville animal control confirmed that is not located yet.

[Josh Arnold]

The snake non venomous. I mean, bite you, but it won't.

[Chick McGee]

You think. You think that Dunkin Coffee makes you poop? I walk around the corner in Cambridge and see five foot boa constrictor.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever the hell this thing is.

[Christy Lee]

It's a ball python. Those are totally different.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I had.

[Chick McGee]

They're both out to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

They're wicked.

[Tom Griswold]

They're both out to kill you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all they think about. They sit there coiled up, ready to kill a human.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Now I want to tell you about our friends at Raycon. They've got those great earbuds and.

[Tom Griswold]

Allow me, Tom. Oh, the.

[Chick McGee]

Please do.

[Tom Griswold]

Raycon's everyday Earbuds classic is back. And now with active noise cancellation, the return of everybody's favorite and of course, active noise cancellation. 8 hours of playtime, 32 hours of battery life life. Raycons will never leave your ears. The audio quality of these rival all the big audio brands you know and love at half the price. And icon returns. Get yours today with free shipping on every single pair of Raycon earbuds. This message sponsored by raycon. Go to buyraycon.com tom right now to get 20% off the fan favorite earbuds classic right now buyraycon.com tomraycon offering 20% off off their everyday earbuds classic at buyraycon.com tom and once again, the Raycon earbuds are great.

[Chick McGee]

Those over the head headphones from Raycon.

[Josh Arnold]

Are terrific headphones, I have to say. Over the head headphones. We know that headphones go over your head.

[Chick McGee]

Not necessarily. You can wear them under your. You could wear them under your chin.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the ear headphones.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. You guys wear them over. You want.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. They're just Headphones.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Earbuds. Earbuds are earbuds. Headphones are headphones.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, bud.

[Josh Arnold]

This is something you'd complain about if I said over the ear headphones. You would make fun of me.

[Tom Griswold]

What a philistine.

[Chick McGee]

As captain of the illiterati squad, my point is, my little girls have the. Over the headphones.

[Josh Arnold]

You learned something.

[Chick McGee]

What did I say? Over the headphones. Somewhere over the headphones. The Raycons. It's the perfect thing for a vacation. You'll enjoy the silence, which you're going to enjoy right now. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom Fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail]. hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom Jixer.

[Chick McGee]

Hello there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

There's a picture of me trying on a cowboy hat last winter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it doesn't look terrible.

[Christy Lee]

You look like a rancher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yellowstone. Yeah. I'm not a ranch.

[Christy Lee]

So, what, just you. You just have to. And again, have the confidence from within.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's just I. I know I have to wear a hat that covers my ears now, according to my dermatologist.

[Tom Griswold]

I really think you should get a black hat, though.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I was just trying that on as kind of a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

But white hats are for good guys. Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the old standard.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You make your choice and. Yeah, I'm not sure I can pull it off. I. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't look like it's tight.

[Christy Lee]

Do you feel you don't like looking at that photo?

[Chick McGee]

No, I just. I'm not sure I can pull off wearing a cowboy hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. I mean, you're certainly not of that ilk.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not a cowboy.

[Christy Lee]

We don't live in a cowboy town.

[Chick McGee]

There's some cowboys here. I know some cowboys that live.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Josh Arnold]

I want to be a cowboy horse.

[Chick McGee]

Horse people.

[Christy Lee]

I know horses.

[Chick McGee]

Horse ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

You can be my cow girl.

[Chick McGee]

So what do you think, Josh? Can I. Can I. Can I pull that off? What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of think you can. I don't think if you. If you were wearing that, like. Well, what, last weekend you went and saw Chris Stapleton Yeah, you could. If you just walked into the concert like that, people would not think you looked.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you this, that's different. That's a pretty good disguise. You don't. At first glance, I wouldn't go, oh, that's Tom from the radio show. That's good. A ball cap will give you away, though, because you're always in the ball cap. Cowboy hat.

[Chick McGee]

We'll see. I don't know. What do you think, Christy? Can I pull that off?

[Christy Lee]

I like the cowboy hat.

[Chick McGee]

It isn't kind of like.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like you're on your way to Coal City to pick up fresh horses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. How do you get kind of macho looking? I think it's a very macho thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you. You get it in the plane. You. They come with boxes, a big box. I, I am not joking. I got on an airplane. I was carrying one for Kelly. I went up to tsa and they got goes, do you have an animal in there, sir? I'm not kidding. Yeah. Because the carriers look like. It looks like an animal carrier.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a heavy plastic thing. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

What color was Kelly's?

[Chick McGee]

Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

I have a girlfriend that went to this store. Her husband said he sat and drank champagne for quite a while because the bill was so staggering.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the way that store works is. Yeah, they've got all kinds of distractions. I just, I took a walk around them.

[Christy Lee]

That, that's what he said they have a lot of. And they add things like the band is different. You can get a different band. You can add feathers. You can get it branded. You get.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm guessing that cowboy had five, six hundred dollars.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I didn't buy that one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I like it, though. It looks like you're starring in the movie the Good, the Bad and the Infirm.

[Chick McGee]

I would have gone. I would have gone. The Good, the Bad and the incontinent.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I found some beautiful, beautiful blue jay feathers in my yard yesterday. You could have put those in your band, your diary.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

In your hat.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good question. What is the significance when you find blue jay feathers? There's a. I'm sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. In your tribal customer.

[Josh Arnold]

That means that your fall will be rich with emotional satisfaction.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's very good. Yeah, that's blue jay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good. Okay. Sparrow or demonic to the possession.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Sparrow means hit by a train.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay, Good to know. I'm sorry, we need to. Oh, I want to ask you guys, when I was gone, did you catch this story? I. You may have done it. The headline is sloths fart.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't believe we did.

[Christy Lee]

I don't recall that one.

[Chick McGee]

This is interesting for science. This comes from live science. I, I stumbled and. Well, no, then.

[Christy Lee]

Are they as slow as they are? Do they come out?

[Chick McGee]

You talk about an spd.

[Tom Griswold]

Scientists have captured lazy to farce.

[Chick McGee]

Scientists have captured video footage of a sloth passing gas. Now the reason this is significant, it has long been held that slow moving mammals do not fart.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I mean I was not aware of this controversy.

[Josh Arnold]

Neither was I.

[Chick McGee]

Time this was posted by zoologist Ms. Lucy Cook. And it shows part enthusiast. It shows a part time part enthusiast. The critter in question is a Hoffman's two toed sloth. Oh yeah, the Hoffman releasing gas while sitting in a bucket of water.

[Christy Lee]

Because she saw bubbles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they saw bubbles and scientists for years thought that they didn't pass gas.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Now it turns out Dr. Brodigham says that sloths are in fact very gassy.

[Christy Lee]

They eat a lot of vegetables, a lot of greens.

[Chick McGee]

The methane they produce can interfere with X rays and ultrasounds. Even use that gas to help them float in the water. So there we go. The. I swear to God, you're not going to believe I'm saying this. The Veterinarian and scientist, Dr. Andre Brautigam quote, he says sloth farts are silent but deathly.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I don't know. Doesn't, doesn't. I'll tell you what, honey, that was slower than a sloth's fart.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a moment there, Tom. What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

About?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm talking about a two toed sloth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's. Oh, we got the video.

[Tom Griswold]

We got.

[Chick McGee]

They're. They're holding a little sloth and he's just farting away. There's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there audio on that?

[Josh Arnold]

Can we hear silent but deadly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. Silent but deadly.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Christy Lee]

Going. What the.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we get a picture of somebody holding Godwin? You're sitting in a bathroom up and somebody's holding your hands like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Just like that.

[Christy Lee]

Little bubbles coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor little guys going.

[Chick McGee]

I just wanted to sit here and do nothing all day. Now they're dangling me in water.

[Christy Lee]

I want to hang upside down. I don't want to sit here like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there anything that absolutely guarantees that you're going to have gas later?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh God, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything at all. Like you can tell beans really refried.

[Chick McGee]

Beans, black beans, baked beans. Unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Broccoli.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go for weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Brussels sprouts. Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Same here.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine's a weird one. Or this Dr. Pepper.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Is that right? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it smell like Dr. Pepper?

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

And it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes no sense.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever light them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So I called it a flaming Dr. Pepper. My buddy and I did light farts once in high school, and I really laughed hard. That's when I learned that you shouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

Do it in jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

I learned that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I also learned when I watched the flame, my buddy Paul lit his fart. The flame also went up and in.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

I've seen this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

And he got burned a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, because I did the methane trails.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't, I, with my total lack of science knowledge, when they said, oh, it's methane, it's got, it's not that you're kidding. There's no way. I'm not that gullible. So a certain friend of mine hopped up on the bed freshman year in college, and he was, as I recall, he was wearing like a kind of boxer shorts, and he set him on fire.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it doesn't flame thrower. It just kind of of it just like a whoosh. Yeah. Yeah. It just, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you, did you throw him out? I mean, how'd you get him out? What do you mean, the flames?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it just burns itself out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are we watching somebody do this now?

[Josh Arnold]

That's just a picture of Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber.

[Chick McGee]

But I, I, I was so astonished. And this gentleman went on to become kind of a distur, a distinguished jurist. I can only imagine if he'd ever taken a public office. Yes, I saw him once igniting his flatulence in Carmen Hall, Manhattan. There you go. Well, in any event, thanks so much for joining us today. We got a lot going on this week, so join us again in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios for the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to share something? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. It's part sports.

[Chick McGee]

We have football on brain, part pop culture. Dennis Lyric, true or false.

[Josh Arnold]

You refuse to wear a glove with Mickey Mantle's signature on it.

[Chick McGee]

Through the sandlot, the red socks blood, the Bruins blood, they run deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Add in the best celebrity interview.

[Josh Arnold]

Robert De Niro here on the Rich Eisen Show. How are you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Just got over a 24 hour virus.

[Josh Arnold]

The antidote is to appear on the Rich Eisen Show.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. I would have done it earlier.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've got the Rich Eisen show podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a medicinal quality to appearing on this program.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.