The BOB & TOM Show - December 15, 2025

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – December 15, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its signature brand of high-energy morning comedy, topical banter, absurd stories, and heartland sports talk. Featuring the regular cast—Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, plus visits from Jeff Foxworthy and Jess Hooker—the episode bounces rapidly between holiday hijinks, sports, pop culture, and listener mail, punctuated by recurring jokes, running gags, and the group’s offbeat warmth.

Special segments include a surprise visit from Jeff Foxworthy, a wild exploration of bizarre holiday gift ideas (including X-rated charcuterie boards and sex robots), and heartfelt asides on friendship and comedy legacy. If you haven't listened, think of this episode as an all-you-can-eat buffet of Christmas fun and contemporary commentary, occasionally veering into outrageous (and sometimes questionable) territory, true to the show's longstanding irreverent spirit.

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Key Segments & Discussion Topics

1. Opening Holiday Bits & Comedy Parody

[01:28–03:59]

• A hilarious “12 Days of Christmas” redneck parody led by Donny Baker (Bob Kevoian), with lyrics taking a turn for the absurd (e.g., “five STDs,” “four different hubcaps,” “a stripper pole next to the TV”).
• Banter about odd holiday gifts and Donny's lifestyle, with Christy Lee, Tom Griswold, and Josh Arnold riffing on autographs from Ronda Rousey, layaway, and colored-in tattoos.
  • Memorable Moment:
    • Josh Arnold (03:07): “Why do you waste money on tattoos when the hickeys are free, baby?”

2. Sports Weekend Recap & NFL Injuries

[04:42–07:12, 66:38–74:45]

• Recap of weekend NFL games, highlighting the Bengals’ loss to the Ravens, the near-upset by Colts, and devastating injuries to Patrick Mahomes and Micah Parsons (torn ACLs).
  • Bob Kevoian (06:03): “Patrick Mahomes out for the rest of the season, if not first half of next season with a torn ACL.”
• Discussion of Gardner Minshew stepping in as Chiefs’ QB, Tom’s fangirling, and a musical bit (parody song) sung by Pat Godwin, Tom, and crew:
  • Song Lyric (69:03):
    • “The Chiefs season went to hell / Mahomes tore his ACL / We’re gonna miss you…”
    • Chorus: “Gardner Minshew!”
• Side conversations about weird playoff outcomes, clock management, and Chick’s betting luck:
  • Chick McGee (121:54): “90 and 105... it stinks on ice.”

3. Pop Culture & Concert Announcements (Star Wars, Calendar Habits)

[09:07–12:33]

• Tom Griswold grouses about the trend of concerts, movies (like Star Wars 50th anniversary re-release in 2027), being announced years ahead.
  • Tom Griswold (10:32): “I’m not looking jotting anything down for 2027 right now.”
  • Fun riffs about calendar avoidance and TV Guide nostalgia.

4. Surprise Christmas Guest: Jeff Foxworthy

[141:32–157:57]

• [141:42] Live video call with Jeff Foxworthy, who shares:
  • Backstage stories about his classic comedy look, mustache history, and early days (“wrestling shoes, thrift store jackets, skinny ties”).
  • His “eclectic” baseball collection—signed by comedians, musicians, and politicians.
    • Foxworthy (148:06): “Yeah, well, but they're weird. They're not baseball players... [I've got] George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Johnny Carson, all on a baseball.”
  • Hunting plans, reflecting on comedy as a relay baton, and watching newer comics like John Mulaney (“He was fabulous”).
• Heartfelt thanks to Bob & Tom for supporting standup:
  • Jeff Foxworthy (157:19): “Let me tell you, I...say yes [to this show] because you guys have been the foremost promoters of stand up comedy.”

5. Bizarre Gift Ideas: X-Rated Charcuterie Boards & Sex Robots

[41:43–48:37, 129:18–133:32]

• Christy Lee covers a story about Cock-tuterie boards—phallus-shaped wood cutting boards for charcuterie, popular at bachelorette and gay parties.
  • Hilarious speculation about who buys them, with descriptions (“grower” vs. “shower” 24” sizes, separated “nuts” bowls).
  • Tom Griswold (41:44): “Is this for including the balls for like bachelorette parties or is it a gay thing—who'd want this?”
• Later, the team discusses high-end sex robots that can be modeled to look like a deceased spouse:
  • Christy Lee (129:23): “True Companion’s robot called Roxy has proven to be quite popular with bereaved men who want a doll resembling their dead wives.”
  • Spiraling riff on celebrity sex dolls and the unsettling idea of personality customization with AI.
  • Josh Arnold (131:17): “So I don't know if this is good or bad, helping someone grieve. I'll take bad!”

6. Listener Mail Bag: Monkey Trainers, Dogs, & Childhood Shoplifting

[20:27–31:29, 108:07–110:17]

• Nostalgia over a show moment featuring a trained capuchin monkey and the way animals appear in TV ads.
• Numerous sentimental and funny fan notes about watching/listening rituals, pets reacting to the show, splinters and childhood injuries, and old banking stories.
• Discussion on childhood shoplifting—nearly everyone admits to it!
  • Christy Lee (108:31): “Yeah, Ben Franklin... I had a couple lip glosses or two.”

7. Mr. Potato Head: TV History & Retro Toys

[111:49–116:29]

• Christy Lee shares that Mr. Potato Head was the first toy ever advertised on TV, with original sets consisting only of facial pieces (kids furnished their own potatoes).
  • Audio clips from the 1952 commercial played:
    • “See, Mr. Potato Head has a car and boat trailer... and there's a car and shopping trailer for his wife, Mrs. Potato Head...”
• Tangent on the evolution from real potatoes to plastic bodies (with a butt hatch for storing features), and the recent “gender-neutral” rebranding (now just “Potato Head”).
  • Tom Griswold (116:06): “It’s no longer called Mr. Potato Head. It’s just Potato Head, which I don’t know why...”

8. Potato Life Hacks & Viral Myths

[122:28–126:20]

• Christy Lee debunks the viral tip that rubbing a potato on your windshield will prevent frost—conclusion: it just makes a worse mess.
  • Christy (122:53): “While it will help delay the formation of ice, it won’t fully prevent it, and [the film] can be more difficult to get off your windshield than the ice itself.”

9. News & Culture Bits: AI Toys Gone Rogue & More

[136:18–137:42]

• Christy Lee reports on AI-powered toys “saying inappropriate things to children”—giving directions on lighting matches and sharpening knives, with some toys parroting Chinese Communist Party lines.
  • Christy Lee (137:35): “There are privacy concerns as some toys can collect children's conversation data...”

10. Holiday, Food, and Misc. Banter

• Debates on best bread types (rye, sourdough, croissants).
• Snoop Dogg named honorary coach for Team USA Olympic delegation, which leads to jokes about marijuana terminology, blunts vs. spliffs:
  • Josh Arnold (91:57): “A spliff combines both cannabis and tobacco in a single rolling paper. A blunt is rolled with only cannabis...”
• Chat about oddball money tips (Coinstar, bitcoin, paying with cash vs. card), and Chick’s failed attempts at using Siri (“she’s giving you the business right now”).

11. Weird World: Belarus Balloon Cigs and Guinness Records

• [163:55–165:45]: Story on smugglers sending illegal cigarettes into Lithuania from Belarus using hundreds of mini hot air balloons, causing airport closures.
  • Christy Lee (164:46): “Officials recovered 11 balloons carrying nearly 18,000 packs of cigarettes on one haul...affecting roughly 51,000 travelers.”
• Largest knitted diorama record (a wooly map of Ireland), wedding proposals with baseballs, and world record for most couples under mistletoe ([52:25–54:45]).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

Holiday Parodies and Banter

• Bob Kevoian (02:30): “Scream it. Four different hubcaps, three pairs of Zubas, two Woof T shirts, and a stripper pole next to the TV.”
• Josh Arnold (03:07): “Why do you waste money on tattoos when the hickeys are free, baby?”

Sports & NFL talk

• Tom Griswold (06:17): “Everyone I know was informing me that Gardner Minshew, my favorite player in the NFL, was quarterbacking the Chiefs.”
• Gardner Minshew Song (69:03–69:34):
  • “Bust his knee getting sacked / but looky here, welcome back, it’s Gardner Minshew…”

Surreal News & Gifts

• Tom Griswold (13:14): “Coming up, we have some...sex dolls designed to look like your dead ex. Just in time for Christmas.”
• Josh Arnold (41:44): “X-rated charcuterie...I think this is for bachelorette parties and gay parties.”
• Christy Lee (129:23): “True Companion’s robot called Roxy has proven to be quite popular with bereaved men who want a doll resembling their dead wives.”

Jeff Foxworthy Interview Highlights

• Jeff Foxworthy (148:06): “...one section is all comedians—Milton Berle and George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Johnny Carson—all on a baseball.”
• Foxworthy (147:59): “I realized I got into this in the beginning because I was a fan of comedy...this is like a relay...fun for me to be able to go, this is in great shape. What’s coming behind me is fabulous.”
• Foxworthy (155:41): “One time I got invited to perform for [President George W.]...I said, in your average workday, you’re trying to stimulate the economy while at the same time prevent terrorism...my average workday, I’m sitting in my office going, ‘what rhymes with fart?’”

Misc/Absurdity

• Tom Griswold (14:49): “Like those heated vests, and the really good [sex dolls], it’s a USB-C...”
• Chick McGee (82:31): “I've got a huge gap in my hearing—wearing headphones all these years.”
• Tom Griswold (164:21): “These are the kinds of balloons they fill with helium and they float across the border. They’re not shoving cartons of cigarettes into balloons and keistering them...”
• Josh Arnold (94:05): “My grandmother used to deal...no, no mention of size.” (in a marijuana terminology debate)

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Episode Timeline Key Moments

| Timestamp | Segment/Event | |-----------------|------------------------------------------------------| | 01:28-03:59 | Donny Baker's “12 Days of Christmas” parody | | 04:42-07:12 | NFL Recap – Mahomes’ injury, Gardner Minshew | | 09:07-12:33 | Star Wars re-release & Tom’s calendar avoidance | | 13:14–15:43 | Sex dolls that resemble deceased loved ones | | 20:27–31:29 | Listener mail: monkey trainer, animals, splinters | | 41:43–48:37 | NSFW charcuterie boards business in Toronto | | 52:25–54:45 | World record: couples kissing under mistletoe | | 66:38–74:45 | More NFL injury wrap, sportscast lampooning | | 111:49–116:29 | Mr. Potato Head: retro commercials, toy history | | 122:28–126:20 | Potato life hacks debunked (frosted windshields) | | 129:18–133:32 | Sex robots and celebrity customization debate | | 141:32–157:57 | Surprise Jeff Foxworthy interview | | 163:55–165:45 | Belarus balloon cigarette smuggling story |

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Recurring Gags and Tone

• Playful Roasting: Cast members constantly jab at one another’s sports knowledge, lifestyle habits, and regional quirks.
• Derailment: Many stories self-consciously spin out of control, with the team joking about never sticking to the topic.
  • Tom Griswold (30:31): "...we have ADD and have touched on at least six subjects on this, and I haven't even read the final part of this letter."
• Running Gags: Obsessions with potato-based stories, bizarre holiday gift suggestions, Snoop Dogg impersonations, and innuendo-packed riffs about food and sex robots.
  • “US Dollars!”—Bob and Josh’s new running joke after reading off Canadian prices.

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If You Missed the Episode...

You missed:

• A side-splitting, irreverent holiday romp with music, wild news, and football rants.
• A touching interview with Jeff Foxworthy about comedy and baseball.
• Pithy, slightly inappropriate discussions of sex robots, AI, and viral potato hacks.
• Some truly strange holiday gift ideas you won’t find in any department store.

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Recommended Segments:

• [141:42]–[157:57] If you listen to one thing, check out the Jeff Foxworthy segment for stories about comedy, collectibles, and the kindness of comics.

If you love Christmas chaos, offbeat Americana, and don’t mind occasionally groaning at a dad joke gone too far, this episode is for you.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, this is Michael Rosenbaum. Hey, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom Welling.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, we've both played heroes and we both played villains.

[Bob Kevoian]

But in the real life, there are no reshoots, no stuntmen or sequels. We all make mistakes. We're all human.

[Tom Griswold]

Making one bad decision can not only.

[Bob Kevoian]

Land you in jail, but could also.

[Tom Griswold]

Put yourself and other people around you in serious risk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be smart. Make a plan. Catch a ride. Stay put. Your decision to drink and drive could.

[Tom Griswold]

Permanently change someone else's world, whether you injure them or leave their loved ones grieving.

[Josh Arnold]

This holiday season, be your own hero.

[Tom Griswold]

Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by N. Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking. Like the legal fees or the time in court or a DUI on your record. Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world, too, if you hurt or even kill them in a crash. Instead, what if a decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by NHTSA.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Christy Lee]

On the first day of Christmas, Donny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baker gave to me an autograph from Ronda Rousey.

[Christy Lee]

On the second day of Christmas, Donnie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baker gift to me two Woof T.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirts and a subpoena for paternity.

[Christy Lee]

On the third day of Christmas, Donny Baker gave to me three pairs of.

[Tom Griswold]

Zubas, two Woof T shirts and a check for disability.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

On the fourth date Christmas, Donny Baker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gave to me four different hubcaps, three.

[Tom Griswold]

Pair of Zubas, two wolf T shirts, and some Mountain Dew and beef jerky.

[Christy Lee]

On the fifth day of Christmas, Donny Baker gave to me five std.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scream it. Four different hubcaps, three pairs of Zubas, two Woof T shirts, and a stripper.

[Josh Arnold]

Pole next to the tv.

[Christy Lee]

On the sixth day of Christmas, Donny Baker gave to me a sixth std.

[Tom Griswold]

Rads don't count. I already had them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I swear to God.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're gonna accuse me of something, at least give me full cred. It looks like bubble wrap.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is it.

[Christy Lee]

I am not gonna have him color in my Property of Donny Baker tattoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Why do you waste money on tattoos when the hickeys are free, baby?

[Christy Lee]

Cut the crap, Donnie.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta go make a payment on my layaway or there ain't gon be no Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

On the 12th day of Christmas, Donny.

[Josh Arnold]

Baker gave to me 12 throbbing inches, 11 truck nuts dangling, 10 unemployed drummers drumming. Nine nung chucks.

[Tom Griswold]

A chuck. Eight tapes of white snakes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seven shots of Jaegers.

[Josh Arnold]

Six strippers stripping.

[Christy Lee]

Nine STD.

[Bob Kevoian]

Four different hubcaps.

[Josh Arnold]

Three pair of Zubas. Two woof shirts. Handsome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ointment for your VD.

[Tom Griswold]

Ointment? I thought that was teeth whitener.

[Josh Arnold]

Merry Christmas, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, come on in.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Skin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take off your skin. Rattle around in your bones. Rattle it. All right. Straight ahead. This morning it's the Bob and Tom Show. I get it. I understand. That's right. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Psylac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks like a fun little teddy bear. A little gray. You need a bushy tail.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shake. Shake that ass.

[Josh Arnold]

It's cold out. Check.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing all right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. God, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Five and ten on the shoe. I'm thinking of packing it up. Oh, packing it in. Of course. Contractually things according to carnival direct mail, I really can't cancel anything but the.

[Tom Griswold]

Picks a little rough over the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lord, who saw the Bengals getting blasted by the Ravens?

[Tom Griswold]

The Colts almost won.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even the Colts almost won. Those you former players out there, you're disrespecting the league by coming. He almost won the damn game, kids. So there you go.

[Christy Lee]

Way to go, Phil.

[Josh Arnold]

He looked good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did the job.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kept it simple.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep it simple, stupid. It's Kiss now.

[Tom Griswold]

The best way to move forward is to ignore the fact that Ace is here and he is a fan. A fan of the Las Vegas Raiders. Let's just say they didn't play. There was a game.

[Christy Lee]

How bad was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like I said, let's don't even discuss it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll tell you 31 nothing. It'll take him an hour. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. It was cold.

[Christy Lee]

It was cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Patrick Mahomes out for the rest of the season, if not first half of next season with a torn acl.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's good news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Parsons of the Packers. Also, it looks like he has a torn acl.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, yeah, I'm sorry to hear. I hate to hear about injuries, certainly. But there is some good news for the Chiefs.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's that? Oh, I know what you're. Exactly what you're talking about. I, I, I, I fully endorse this 100%.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting that I was doing something, I forget what it was, and my phone blew up. And it was because everyone I know was informing me that Gardner Minshew, my favorite player of the NFL was quarterback in the Chiefs. He had three in a row. Three nice receptions, followed by kind of a sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something. You complete three passes in a row in the NFL. Yeah, it really doesn't have that big of an outcome on the game, but still. And then there was.

[Tom Griswold]

There was an interception, but they. But yeah, a lot of exciting stuff. I look at the board. We have another surprise Christmas gift guest today.

[Christy Lee]

And it's your birthday, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the first time hearing of it.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, happy birthday, Gotti.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

And no one really knows how old Pat is.

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a mystery.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, even the Social Security Administration, they called me. I said, I don't know. On a different note, our good friend say that our good friend Greg Warren will be on the Tonight show tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

This is some great news.

[Josh Arnold]

Fallon's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think Greg was out there? Doesn't he park the cars at the Tonight Show? I thought, right, Come on in, Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

We feel sorry for the great. He's terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. He actually did a corporate over the weekend. He was telling me a couple days ago, yeah, I got to go to Michigan and do a corporate. Looking forward to it. And I'm like, okay, that's cool. And then that Saturday I got a text from my brother going, yeah, I'm at my corporate Christmas party. Greg Warren's the entertainment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh, that's riot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great news for. He's a hard working guy and a terrific comedian. He's got a bunch of great specials out there. But yeah, I'm going to be taping the Tonight show for the first time in a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're going to tape it, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the parlor available to stream.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean it digitally recorded.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, never mind, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get the context of the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do it your way. You. Yeah, that's exactly what happens when you stream it on one of the.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be great. It will be great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So congratulations to Greg. I. And again, we do have a thing on the board up there saying surprise Christmas guests. Our record so far is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, two for two.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had some great, great surprise guests last week. I was going to say it was Gardner Minshew. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last week you go from Gardner Minshew to bowl winning quarterback Joe Theism.

[Tom Griswold]

Had Joe Heisman. We had David Rush, world record holder.

[Christy Lee]

He was three for three.

[Tom Griswold]

He was terrific.

[Bob Kevoian]

And despite David Rush, today is going to probably be a good one, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God, yeah. No, I really enjoyed talking to David and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

My goal for 2026 is to get him in here to do a world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

If only.

[Tom Griswold]

And I want to say something, I kind of have a general comment about contemporary culture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get the kids in the other room.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know when this start started, but lately voting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it certain people being allowed to vote? Is that what you're talking about? And if it's so, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

I do feel about. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They've been announcing concerts a year in advance now. It's. It's become very common.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had, I don't know, a dozen concert announcements for August and beyond already.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a thing. I believe my description of it is the magic of compound interest is the reason. But we have a new story coming up about Star wars announcing the re release of the first one, which I know technically I think is called A New Hope. Am I getting that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Just technically the fourth one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, whatever it is, it's the, the good one. The one from whatever it is. 77.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

They just announced the. They're going to do a huge theatrical release of that in 2027.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the 50th anniversary.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll be a big damn.

[Tom Griswold]

But they press released it over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I gotta put it on your calendar. You don't want to miss it, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not good at that sort of thing.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, putting things on your calendar.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like to look ahead. I never plan my vacation. But I'm really not looking jotting anything down for 2027 right now.

[Christy Lee]

So you and your lady, you don't sit there on Sunday night and go, okay, what do we got this week? And you put it down on your calendars. Do you know where you got to be?

[Josh Arnold]

And that's a problem, you know, after you both highlight the shows you want to watch in the TV Guide.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, and be sure you're in front of the TV set at 8pm Eastern so you can see the entire primetime lineup.

[Christy Lee]

That's a problem for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything involving calendars.

[Christy Lee]

And so what do you do? Just get up in the morning and go, all right, bring it on put.

[Tom Griswold]

It this way, if my dentist hadn't texted me last Monday, I would have forgotten I had the appointment. I can't deal with anything of that. I just think we're getting a little bit too far ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't deal with any of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why would they?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it was over the weekend. It was press released. I've got the press release right here.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I believe you. I just, I wonder why wouldn't you.

[Tom Griswold]

Think they would do that in 2026 at some point?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, we're a year away.

[Tom Griswold]

Not worth.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Who are they?

[Josh Arnold]

What are they trying to do here? Why are they.

[Christy Lee]

It was May of 77, so we look forward to that of May in 2027.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't you understand the larger point.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, what might have happened is that people were speculating that I hope they have a 50th anniversary of STAR. And then they go, okay, yes, we are going to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm wondering if there was some heat online that we're unaware of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't imagine the, the nerd fest that is the Star wars online community.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you get excited about anything, please, instead of poo pooing everything.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm excited about the 250th anniversary of this great country of ours. How about that? That's coming up in 2026.

[Bob Kevoian]

You were way early on that too. Yeah. You started celebrating that like in July 5th. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was early.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's going to be really something.

[Tom Griswold]

I was early on that because there was a technical problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there was a technical problem with fireworks because the, the back and forth on the tariffs, the people that do fireworks, they're all from China and they didn't know if they were going to. What the tariff was going to be, blah, blah, blah. So. Because they have. Those have already been ordered, presumably.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you know when you're presenting your opinion, when you're having a discussion about various goings on events of the day.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Adding blah, blah, blah to your comment is probably not the thing to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, blah, blah, blah is my commentary on contemporary politics.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I know, but a lot of talk. Perhaps people would take you seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of blob. I don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just make sure you have your concert tickets for. Have they announced any concerts for 2027 yet I need to know about?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never mind. I'm not even going to speculate.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, coming up we have some fascinating things in the news, including a kind of a sad Thing about sex dolls that are being designed to look like. Oh, no, your dead ex. We'll get to that, huh, Boy. Yeah. How's that for distressing? Josh? Would you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you explain the look on my face?

[Josh Arnold]

Utter shock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not the gate. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you. Can we rewind and not do this story? That's really troubling.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but I mean, it's. I'm just. Just in time for Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Does that mean. Can other people buy your. Your dead ex?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh, I know you finally did get married. I. I'm. And please accept my condolences on her passing. But I got a replica of her and she throws it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. By the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

I finally get to have a goal.

[Tom Griswold]

An editor's notes of the good ones are heated. Okay, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, now that's an interesting question. Are those the real dolls? The real. They do call them real dolls. Yeah. Are the orify heated?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like we had talked at one point that you were. Something was removable and microwavable, I think, and then you put it back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's an option. But I think the good ones are rechargeable. You don't have to have the batteries.

[Josh Arnold]

Like those heated vests.

[Tom Griswold]

And the really good ones, it's a. It's a usbc. You don't have to have that lopsided one that, you know, every time you go to put it in, it never fits. You got to flip it over.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm concerned. I thought about this. But the really good ones have two.

[Tom Griswold]

Heated or.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you don't have to keep switching.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

The really good ones. The really good ones have three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In case. In case it's your birthday. Birthday. That's right. Okay, now let's. Let's get down to the. The nitty gritty here, of course, is gift giving. This is the season. We got some great ideas for you, including, of course, a bunch of great stuff from Stephen Singer Jewelers. If you haven't checked out our friend Steven Singer. What is wrong with you? Steven Singer, he's the. He's got. I guess you could call it the number one gift for the holiday season. Real natural diamond stud earrings. Christy Lee, The Anita diamond studs. Tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

We'Re a little concerned about the fact that he's keeping the same price from last year. No one is doing that. Yeah, I, I'm just a little worried maybe he, he may have lost it. But you can find out and by going To I Hate stevensinger.com Also, the NFL will begin. Is it week 16 coming up?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't ask. Yeah, don't Forget we've seen 1718. Yeah. We got our Bob and Tom.com/contest thing going where you could win that $500 gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers with your NFL picks. I'll tell you more about that a little bit later. Coming up, we have some pretty serious news, but also something kind of in the world of light news involving the great Mr. Potato Head.

[Bob Kevoian]

The great. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Speaker. If I could recognize the great Mr. Potato Head. Stand up, potato. Give him a round of applause.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have something about that that's perhaps Josh may not know about.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Potato.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna put you on the spot.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got my eye on you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very good. I was hoping for a tag because I couldn't think of one. We come to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this remains the Bob and Tom Show. Drinking and driving will change your whole world. The next time you're out with your friends, consider what would happen if you got pulled over after drinking. Like the legal fees, the time in court, or a DUI on your record? Your decision to drink and drive could change someone else's world too. If you hurt them or even kill them in a crash. Instead, what if your decision to call a sober ride changed your world for the better? Drive sober or get pulled over paid for by nhtsa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Psylac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Once again, happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe that's what the kids say now. Birthday B U R F day. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. We'll get to some letters in just a second. Some really serious horrible news coming out of Hollywood today, Christy, you got that?

[Christy Lee]

Director actor Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle were found dead Sunday at Reiner's Los Angeles home. He was 78. She's 68. Of course, detectives are investigating the incident as an apparent homicide. Reiner, known for directing films like this Is Spinal Tap, A Few Good Men, he of course, rose to fame through his role as meathead on the TV series All in the Family, which won him two Emmys between 86 and 89. They have three children together. And his daughter Romy, sadly, who lives across the street, was the one who apparently stumbled on her parents bodies. And they're now being investigated by the coroner. There's a preliminary autopsy going on and we'll have more information later in the day from the LA county, the LA Police Department. They were very vague in their news conference late last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Nope.

[Christy Lee]

It's so sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Rob was in here a couple years ago.

[Christy Lee]

I had the opportunity to work with him at the Heartland Film Festival and he was wonderful. Did a wonderful Q and A with him after a film he did with Woody Harrelson about lbj. And he was just a great guy. It's very horrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, on a much later note, we turn to the world of your email. And our email, I should say. You can reach us, Bob and Tom at bob and tom dot com. Chick McGee, do you want me to start?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got one. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I enjoy watching your show on YouTube every Saturday morning. It's become quite my ritual. Oh, this morning you had a clip for when you had a little monkey in the studio. Apparently they go back and do the highlights.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so, that's long, long time ago. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was a lady in my neighborhood who was riding around on her bicycle and I was going about my errands one Saturday morning and she was, she's a monkey helper. Monkey trainer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the monkey was riding around her neck.

[Tom Griswold]

We would all see her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she was riding around and I, I, we talked about it on the air and she showed Up.

[Christy Lee]

She has a capuchin monkey is what she trains for.

[Tom Griswold]

And I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to brag, but the monkey dug the chicks plenty. Yeah, she. She presented herself to me, turned around.

[Josh Arnold]

And said, here you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she touched her toes.

[Josh Arnold]

Balls in your court.

[Tom Griswold]

To make it clear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

She was training the monkey to work with someone who was disabled in some way.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And the length of the training was astonishingly long. Wasn't the monkey living with her for a couple of years?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. She said, you obviously, you're gonna develop an attachment. Yeah, that's what she does.

[Tom Griswold]

And little guy wore a little diaper.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had a little diaper on. But who among us every now and then doesn't have to wear a diaper?

[Christy Lee]

I don't have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I revealed too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, that day will come.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes. Dear Robin, Tom Show. Enjoy watching your show on Saturday Morning on YouTube. This morning you had a clip about the monkey. My dog wandered up and was so fascinated, as you can see in this picture. There's my puppy dog staring at.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny tv.

[Bob Kevoian]

She is a pity mix and a good girl. Love you guys and listen to you every day. Well, thank you, Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

In Iowa, what would happen if that monkey was in the room with the dog? Would that be a bad thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it depends on the monkey and the.

[Tom Griswold]

And I can't imagine that would go well.

[Christy Lee]

Has anybody noticed that every single commercial on TV seems to have dogs in it? My dogs go nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They jump at the teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Jump at the tv.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

That dog park one from Progressive. I'm about to go.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree with you.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it when the dogs bark and the. On the T on tv. And your dogs. Look where the speakers are. Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're smart. Yeah. Have you seen the one with the Bernie's mountain dog puppy in the snow?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy goes, I've got a present for you. And he whistles. And this beautiful puppy comes, and then she whistles, and this great truck comes running, jumping through the snow. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

You have a. You have a soft spot for Bernie.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, that commercial was like Hallmark movie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They did a very nice job. Now I've got a. Go ahead, you go, Christy. I've got.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. This is from Tom in Maryland. Greetings and salutations. After listening to today's show, I wanted to pin a note thanking you all. I don't know what day he was referring to. For so many years. You've made our days better by just sharing some fun and laughter with us. You guys constantly show appreciation to professionals and their efforts. This is my. Right back at you for your dedication to your profession. Thanks and have a great holiday season.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I spell everything? Did I spell everything right in that letter? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a great holiday season, too.

[Christy Lee]

Very sweet. Sweet Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Several years ago, I've got to preface this by saying. I don't know how this came up on the. On the show. I think chicks heard it. We got talking about splinters. I know this is not really the big topic on everybody's mind. You were moving some wood, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was making a fire, the firewood. And I. I had a splinter in my left thumb. It entered under my nail bed and went up to my elbow.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to get the Welles Lamont gloves.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gotta watch. Yeah. I'm gonna glove it up from now on. I learned my lesson. Yeah, but it finally came out my.

[Tom Griswold]

Lesson a couple of years ago. You know those fiberglass sticks that you stick in your driveway to mark where the grass ends and the driveway starts? If you live in a place where it snows, you've got to do that or else you're going to end up having the plow guy dig up your grass.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you also know where your driveway is. One of the two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

95% of people know exactly where the drive.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got a. My driveway is not long, but it's not longer.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I never see those driveway sticks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At all. No, you don't see them in neighborhoods.

[Christy Lee]

I have them. Sorry, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

I have them.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't go into your neighborhoods.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a reason for that. Why? My cop friend pj, I told him what you look like. I was trying to make a point here, which was. The second part of it is in my neighborhood, there was quite a bit of snow and one of my neighbors is blind. No, it does. It doesn't have those. And the. And a good chunk of his sod was on the side of the snowbank.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he cheap?

[Tom Griswold]

No. In any event, what I was trying to get at was those things. I was putting them in a couple years ago without gloves and. Yes. And one of them had frayed a bit. There is nothing worse than fiberglass splinters in your fingers because you can't. You can't see them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I. I say that, but I'm wrong. There is something worse. When I was at camp, hey, I went to.

[Josh Arnold]

This is worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I Was I was sailing a small boat. I believe it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh God, somebody grab him and throw him out in the snow.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it was an o' Day sailor or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ahoy.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, the. The fiberglass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I have a follow up to what kind of boat that is now?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have to look it up in any way. It was a small dinghy sail. It was pretty much an unsalable tub. I appreciate however, there was. Unbeknownst to me, there was some fiberglass fraying which I got in my ass, my upper thigh in the back that.

[Josh Arnold]

Like will itch for a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

And you cannot get it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So in any happens is you just live with it. So you have fiberglass in your ass?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it.

[Josh Arnold]

The body removes it.

[Tom Griswold]

It comes out to a degree. It lets you know there's some stuff that stays forever. My brother still has cinders from falling hurtling in college, but that's another story. So here we go. So we were talking about splinters and Chick had a bad splinter. My dad stepped on a toothpick barefoot. Oh, writes Susan. Half the toothpick was lodged deep in the ball of his foot. He went to the doctor to have it removed. The doctor probed his foot and could not get it out. He said, it'll work its way out. Two weeks later, he was sitting with his feet up. My mom walked by and said half of that. Half of the toothpick was poking out. She grabbed it and pulled it right out. It was three quarters of an inch long.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he glad to have that thing out.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, part two of this letter is something we referenced and I. Why were we talking about those bank tubes that you put when you go to a dramatic tube? Yeah, Christy brought it up.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't bring it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he had a story about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I am the one who sent a coin laden bank container through the bank tube in Berryville, Arkansas. Real heavy. It got stuck. They had to dig up the driveway to get the tube. Yeah. And I. Well, you don't even have that happened around here also.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I could. I remember when that happened.

[Christy Lee]

Remember when you had to roll your coins? That was a Saturday afternoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never done that.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a coin star. They take a heavy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know there's a coin star now, but way back in the day they didn't have coin star.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coin star has to make a living.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonderful. It's a wonderful pro.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a fan, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Darn Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Except I don't have change anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I learned something yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what's that?

[Tom Griswold]

I went to see the play Hamilton, which is. Which was great.

[Josh Arnold]

People like it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was terrific. Great, Great version. I've seen it four times.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

You should have heard him.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say. I almost said at halftime during the intermission.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This theater is designed in such a way that it's impossible for all the women to go to the bathroom before the intermission is over, which is incredibly irritating. They've got to put a better bathroom in that. That's not the issue. So Finn was with me. So she went to get some popcorn. So I gave her 20 bucks. And then I went down into the depths of the place where you pee.

[Bob Kevoian]

So she got a small popcorn. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she didn't get the popcorn because they don't take cash.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

That's annoying.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that legal?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I've been places before that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I'd mind. I don't think I. Yeah, well, she's 13 or 12.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So she doesn't have the phone to.

[Tom Griswold]

Do anything and I didn't know. I mean, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does she have a phone?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but she didn't have enough on that. In any event, that. That's completely off topic. Sorry. I was just really surprised because I was hoping to eat half the popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there are a lot of old people that go to shows.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Let alone young.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah. Take cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I can't remember the last time I used cash for a transaction in person.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Only time I do is when I tip people. It seems like, oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I travel, of course. But. So here's my dumb question. I wonder if coin star if the volume that they have has dropped because so few people are using. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit. But the one in my grocery store is also a bitcoin star, so it has other things.

[Bob Kevoian]

And don't they have a guy right there going, come on, come on, try this bitcoin.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gonna go. Look at this.

[Josh Arnold]

Worked out for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And I understand there's a. There's a. There's a life size thing of Warren Buffett as you walk in going, you're delusional at bitcoin star.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of money, nobody hit Powerball, by the way, on no way.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's tonight. Another drawing.

[Christy Lee]

Is it tonight or Wednesday?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. No one hit it on Saturday. If someone's keeping track. By the way. Yes. We have ADD and We have touched on at least six subjects on this, and I haven't even read the final part of this letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hostility and more topics per hour.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Susan kind enough to say. By the way, there was $20 in coins in the tube that I sent through that probably cost them a fortune to dig up the tubes. And then she said the tubes are now overhead. I think they did that also here when they dug it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Up.

[Tom Griswold]

The one right there, that's now no longer a bank, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't even think it's there anymore. Is it. Didn't they dig it up or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, it's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gone. It's a building. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, why doesn't Warren Buffett open up a restaurant? And 24 hour buffet. What? Buffett's buffet? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why.

[Bob Kevoian]

And have Jimmy Buffett come play. And Dairy Queen. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

What if he made that Dairy Queen the first?

[Tom Griswold]

Does he own Dairy Queen? One of the them.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he bought the one. It bought one in Omaha.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I'd do if I had a lot of like, buy something odd like that. Like buy Orange Julius stand or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And go work it every now and then and then. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You see that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Orange Julius. Wouldn't that be fun? Or like Aunt Annie's pretzel stand. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Orange Julius.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Yeah. No, probably right.

[Tom Griswold]

An odd choice. Is there an Orange Julius stand?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was trying to think of maybe at the mall.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mall. No, no. When's the last time you was at the mall?

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cash money.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Write this idea down. This is going to make somebody a million dollars. All right, Christy, this is right up your alley. It's an orange juice and salad bar. It's Orange Julius Caesars. It's a good idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something exquisite. That's wonderful. And you have a guy dressed up like the Little Caesar pizza guy. Just different enough to avoid L. Sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about Friends, Ramens and. And Countrymen? I love bad pun restaurants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep shooting, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the Powerball drawing is tonight. Chick 1.1 billion.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Man, there's time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it barely went up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't we send one of the. What's his name? One of the guys from the back.

[Josh Arnold]

This never work.

[Christy Lee]

I bought a ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to send them.

[Josh Arnold]

How many times have we done it and we've never won?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, maybe this is the time.

[Christy Lee]

That's where I used cash over this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is how people like us are losers.

[Christy Lee]

I had to use cash to get my Powerball ticket out of one of those machines, you know? And we were sitting there at dinner late last night, and I go, oh, I didn't check our Powerball ticket. Andy looked at me, goes, we could be billionaires and not know it. I go, yeah, sit up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. Christie, you said. What do you mean, we?

[Josh Arnold]

Hit the bricks, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to go do the dishes?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care where you're going. Just get packed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The Jonas Brothers. Others will be here in 15 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're gonna take turns coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll try to stay on one topic for 60 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have found one of Tom's relatives. Well, an astute listener has found this person, and we're very excited. It's a listener email coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this my missing first cousins?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just telling you it could be. Possibly.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they in Roanoke?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a long story, but yeah. Two first cousins that no one has seen since the mid-50s. They're alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you sure?

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure they're alive?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they would have been. It's a. It involved a.

[Christy Lee]

Well, are they alive enough in the mid-50s?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Great. Mr. Potato Head.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm a huge. And a question for Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Right up his alley.

[Tom Griswold]

Question for Josh involving Mr. Potato Head.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very important. Also, Snoop Dogg in sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Christy, I can never remember is, do you say charcuterie board or charcuterie or is it sh or ch?

[Christy Lee]

Char. Char.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like charcuterie. Yeah, I call it coup d', etat, but that's a whole nother.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's. It's ch but pronounced Sh, like Charlotte, Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Charcuterie.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Like Charlemagne.

[Christy Lee]

Like char. Like you Char a steak. Char.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you said char. This is why I'm confused. It's her fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some be back.

[Tom Griswold]

Could someone get her to shut up?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm trying.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magie. We have a couple more letters to get to. A lot of news in the world of sports. A huge update on Mr. Potato Head. Yes, I'm very pleased with that. I Still don't know how to pronounce. Is it charcuterie or charcuterie? We have. We have whatever. Their charcuterie boards in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

You decided perfectly, however you just did it.

[Tom Griswold]

It is a cha, not a show. Well, there's a distinction, Josh. I could say.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing about it is you just said charcuterie, and then you went, oh, so it's a chaos. So that's why this is impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because in the world of horse racing, you have a chit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to get that wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

See? Well, no, I think the distinction isn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really subtle, I think. And someone who worked at a casino or knows about this, I think the. The poker chips, for lack of a better term, they call those chits.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

The inside people call. Learn how to stack your ch.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you find out? Listening. Okay, You're. Oh, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're listening to what? Dried sausages and sausages.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're wearing a radio show from. Radio show from Brazil.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

The original French way, which may help you understand how.

[Josh Arnold]

And turn that off.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is a full video here.

[Josh Arnold]

I looked it up in the dictionary. Weren't you standing behind me when I said it?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, here, now listen to her. Okay. She makes it sound like it's a mix of both.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Charcuterie. I think either was.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so, too.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What it is, it's those things. Usually it's a cutting board full of. Full of meats and crackers and. Jesus.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? And I think Josh can back me up on this. I had the most delightful.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rabbit sausage at. On a charcuterie board. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You had a charcuterie board that was as big as this table once. It was like.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't take credit for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you want to get to the story, Christy, since we do have Very, very good.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You like them, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

You like a charcuterie board? I don't see you being that adventurous as far as food.

[Tom Griswold]

I picked one up Saturday morning in the middle of a snowstorm.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I just. I literally. There's a place where they.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, another place you're talking about now.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you do something like this, do you tell yourself, okay, the snowstorm's on its way, I need to find an errand to run so I can be out in the middle of the snowstorm?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they told us it'll be ready between 10 and noon, and that's the only hours that they were open that day.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's actually a good time because you got back before the heavy snow.

[Bob Kevoian]

So by implication they were having you cheat death to go pick up the charcuterie.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Did you go to a party that night?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, we were. It's a long story. And we're having a party that we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weren'T invited to again. Yet another one?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was. The larger point here is it was canceled anyway and it was in someone else's house.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Oh, that's the best. You got to enjoy the chart. With you and the girls?

[Tom Griswold]

No, because we took it there and then they. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So I never, never had a single bite of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, bummer. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's a. There has to be an etiquette to a charcuterie board. Like you don't. Do you use your fingers, do you? I mean, sometimes it's. It's very often.

[Josh Arnold]

If there are little silver tongs there, you use those, I guess. Otherwise it's all hands on deck.

[Tom Griswold]

I find that half the stuff always gets thrown away.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's because half of it is absolutely inedible.

[Christy Lee]

What would you consider inedible?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of those fancy cheeses, really, that people pretend to like. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That smell really bad. But yeah. And then this is the best cheese on the board.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a Hickory Farms guy. That's all I need. Don't give. I don't want any of that. Except for that rabbit sausage.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's rather saucy. And have you ever worked at Hickory Farms where you stand out in the mall and you. Excuse me, would you like to try some of my beef stick?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you said that? And you said that in the bus station, haven't you? Pat, what is $12?

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think I got here?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you make change?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how I got the job.

[Christy Lee]

A man in Toronto has started an X rated charcuterie board business and says that people seem to love a.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

X rated.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a picture of metallic.

[Christy Lee]

Shaped wooden cutting boards that he sells?

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Love everything this guy is. It looks like a. Like a two foot long phallus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I have a question. Is this for including the ball for like bachelorette parties or is it a gay thing? Who'd want this?

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Rowie Dunkelman, 25, studied advertising and has worked in sales, but may have found his true calling as owner of Cockatoori boards.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Cocktoodery boards. Get it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you left out a tea, so that I got.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently he's holding Sammy Sosas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I understand that the distaff size is a bowl. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

The idea to create the phallus out of wood came while he was in a grocery store one day back in November of 2020 and saw a display of the charcuterie board. Some of them are curved into his head.

[Tom Griswold]

So is that supposed to be a flaccid wood one?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think it's Peroni baloney.

[Tom Griswold]

Peroni baloney.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

For those that get that. That's a fine, fine joke. Not the beer Peroni, but the disease.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, look at that. I don't know. Yeah, who wants that?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The one on the right there. That's if you want your salami circumcised, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're right, Tom. I think this is for bachelorette. Fancy bachelorette parties and gay parties.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is there. I'm sorry, Jason. Is there a price tag on these things? Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go back to that. Jason, Are those like candy dishes? And the chase shaped like manhood? Is that right? Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, as you can see. Yeah, they're. It sort of separates.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do have, like, a separation in the. So they're separate bowls, like the one.

[Josh Arnold]

You could hold nuts in.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

You sure?

[Christy Lee]

Nuts in a nut.

[Tom Griswold]

This article has a redundant. Has a photograph to see. No idea.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got a really cool wood shop.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the guy's talented. He knows what he's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Nice tools in here. But I'm sorry, I'm trying to find the price of one of these.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't. This article goes on forever. You think? What is this? War and Peace? Get to the point. I'm. It's. I'm still scrolling. I won't bore you with it. I'll find out. We'll let you know in a few minutes. We have time for one more quick letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob, a top show. Sorry to bother you guys at work. I think I found an ancestor of Tom's at the Muncie, Pennsylvania Cracker barrel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

The distinguished mutton chops gave it away. This was hanging on the wall at that Cracker Barrel. There he is. Maybe we could zoom in on there. That looks like Tom's, if not distant. Look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he has a sharper chin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, true. But you can see Tom in there. The eyes, I think. And that could be an uncle, right? Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and I was informed I recently missed a birthday of one of the presidents. I'll dig that up and we'll come back with that. Oh, you do.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look like you nailed that one. President.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I've got to get a haircut. But we will continue the action. We certainly appreciate hearing from you. Bob and [e-mail] these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Close your eyes, exhale, Feel your body relax and let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry.

[Tom Griswold]

That I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class.

[Christy Lee]

I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh, they're so fast. And breathe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw.

[Tom Griswold]

The discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Namaste.

[Christy Lee]

Visit 1-800contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Working on a song. I Correct me if I'm wrong, and I often am, but did I see Amanda Lynn over there? That was a ukulele.

[Tom Griswold]

A toy ukulele, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if anything can make.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it doesn't work.

[Bob Kevoian]

If anything makes it sing, you could. I bet. I, I found out it leaks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Is that good?

[Christy Lee]

That leaks musical notes.

[Bob Kevoian]

A ukulele that leaks.

[Tom Griswold]

A ukulele.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I want a licky dicky.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate Stephen Singer. Psychic.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, the bottom bus stations open.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Just speaking Hawaiian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, I want a lala nookie, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Now, we just had a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last time you made a visit to nookie. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

We just had a news story. Oh, I just had a news story about a guy that a few years back, I guess created these charcuterie boards that are in the shape of sort of primitive phallus drawings. And he. They're called. Was it Cock Tutory boards. So I found the website and the maple gift bundle is. Starts at $119. And by the way, you can put them, they'll carve a message into the board.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, personalized. Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

What's in our bundle? Do we get something along with the penis board?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe some maple candy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe a big hunk of nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you get, you get a butter Knife. Oh, a cheese knife, a paring knife and a weird stabbing fork.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And the handles of all of them are curved.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's some fudge on the tip. Must have been somebody's birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. That's a wonderful comment.

[Tom Griswold]

The circumcised phallus drawing. Oh, I'm sorry. That gift bundle is US$169. The. It's called. Oh, by the way, this is. This. I hadn't seen this until now. The grower version of the board is 15 inches. The shower version is 24 inches. Now they. At present they have their low in stock. They only have 16 left of this package. Once again, this is at cocuterie boards. C O C K U T E R I E. Isn't that something? Yeah, this must be a bachelor party thing or a gay thing for gents. I. I can't see a sophisticated hostess bringing this out. Well, the boss is coming over tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

Lucy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'd love that. That would be so funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Use the good penis board, will you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, use the shower. The boss is coming. We have. But we have extra sausage on it. Wow. Well, there you go. There's a. There's a gift for somebody out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You did something during the reading of that explanation that you said US Dollars. I like that very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. That's what I was just reading it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I challenge you for the next week when you're ever talking about anything, a price of anything, say US Dollars after giving the numbers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's because this was developed by a Toronto guy and apparently the company is headquartered in Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll accept your challenge, Chick. I'll say it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you say it like I went to dinner last night. And what was the outcome?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. You know, for two of us, we ended up spending only about US$60.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see how this could be really fun?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to definitely say when I give cash to my nieces and nephews, that's what they wanted for Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now here's 50.

[Tom Griswold]

50.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now this is us, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll keep bragging to my brothers how much I get them. I gave them fifty dollars. I gave them fifty US dollars.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I gave them a million lira from sixty years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that like a eighteen hundred dollars or something? Million. Italian millionaire.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of a lot of a lot of inflation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

My name's Todd. I live in Buckhorn, California. I've had it with your dogs. I don't think anybody should send any more pictures of dogs in. Here's a picture of my cat. There he is. River, the peach colored cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a 10 year old kitty cat and named by my wife who names her cats from where she finds them. River was down at the bottom of a riverbed. Noticed something digging at the base of a rock. She looked under the rock and there was this kitten.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turned out to be River. Feral, full of fleas. Brought him home, cleaned him up, bathed and bottle fed him. And he says now this cat is the owner of a beautiful, nice, comfy house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, he looks like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at the look on his face, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's got the look like if you take another picture, I'm going to scratch your eyes out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do not mess with me.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of hair on that cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice fire behind him.

[Josh Arnold]

Buckhorn, California.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Northern California?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm taking a look here because it sounds like a beautiful place.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have a lot of great news stories coming up today. We also have to visit the sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a bunch of great news in the world of sports, but I promised a quiz for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a new story coming up about Mr. Potato Head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mm.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember who does the voice of Mr. Potato Head in the Toy Story films?

[Josh Arnold]

Don Rickles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know who Mrs.

[Josh Arnold]

Potato Head? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I forget her name, but it's George's mom from Seinfeld.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah, I didn't know that. And I know that that they had permission from the Rickles family after the sad death of Don Rickles to go into the archives and get various outtakes that they used in the later Toy story movies. But Mr. Potato Head will be. Our Mr. Potato Head story will be coming up. It's. It's got a nice visual component to it. And as we know, Toy Story 5 is in the works right now. We talked to Tim Allen just a month or so ago and he was doing some of the voice work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The first teasers out with Tom Hanks. Yeah. So. And apparently the plot revolves around the reaction of the toys when the kid is handed an iPad, which is a something that's very real in contemporary culture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we're Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

We have more letter. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Move over St. Louis. This says. And this is a world record time, I guess technically. You ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Move over, St. Louis. After a six year run, Washington D.C. sEC now holds the record for the most couples kissing under mistletoe. Oh. Oh, yeah. The previous record 480.

[Josh Arnold]

St. Louis may still hold the record for the most people murdered under missile.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's my hometown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, indeed. This past Saturday, the national Kiss under the national mistletoe event had 1435 couples locking lips. There they are. Look at that. Packed.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

The adjudicator from the Guinness World Records. It's somewhere in D.C. i guess. See, there's a big sign.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but is it indoors or outdoors? I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the size. Oh, it's. It must be outdoors ball. Look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Outdoors, people are wearing coats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to.

[Josh Arnold]

Last time they did this was May of 2020.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the term super spreader?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Now you don't see mistletoe much anymore, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have mistletoe at your house, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

He probably has the mistletoe belt buckle. Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I hope he has the mistletoe belt buckle. The kiss the cook where he raises the apron and there's a wang underneath it. I want to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd go over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we. I don't think we.

[Christy Lee]

We always had one as a kid growing up. We had that little fake mistletoe ball that my mom went.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the green stuff. We have the green stuff on both banisters and we have it over the fireplace mold.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean the garland, you mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the garland. Nothing like mistletoe all over the front door. It looks beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to make out underneath garland.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to get some and stick it under the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you.

[Christy Lee]

Can you buy real mistletoes?

[Bob Kevoian]

Any of you cats ever made out with anybody that you weren't involved with at a office Christmas party?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course not. Is Tom's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, could we get back. Is mistletoe a plant or is it.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it like a parasite?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it a plant?

[Josh Arnold]

There's something about it that's like poisonous.

[Christy Lee]

I think it is poisonous.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the poinsettia? Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think it's also like a. It's considered like a parasite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know. Fair question. But. So this is the record in wash. In Washington, D.C. how many couples?

[Bob Kevoian]

1435. Almost 3,000 people, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They had a bigger record right after that. It was in Washington, D.C. of people kissing ass of various political.

[Christy Lee]

You're right. Mistletoe attaches to their daily though they attach to host trees or shrubs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. They're like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Evil spores. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's an Odd tradition.

[Bob Kevoian]

What they are.

[Josh Arnold]

It is an odd tradition.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder where that starts.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not as as much Christmas music as I've been listening to on random stations. I have not heard that song yet.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Don't kiss anyone else under the mistletoe but me. Yeah, that must have fallen into disfavor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that the title of that song?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it's called.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

That's got.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. What is that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it is, though, because anybody else under the missile.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't until I was in my early 40s that I really listened to I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. And I really did think it was about an unfaithful wife. I didn't realize. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't get the twist until I was a grown, grown man. And now I.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you couldn't get through the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I would complete halfway through. Is that what you're suggesting?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just so boring.

[Josh Arnold]

I never know which. Which way it's gonna go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never know. Yeah, you never know. That's the fun part.

[Christy Lee]

No, mistletoe has been in history for a long time. Long, long time. The Romans used Norse myth. There's a Celt thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Norse nuss.

[Christy Lee]

Norse myth. About mistletoe. Yeah. So it's been around. Yeah. By the 1800s, it became a popular game linked to romance and marriage. A young woman under the mistletoe couldn't refuse a kiss or she'd have bad luck in love.

[Josh Arnold]

You understand what I'm telling you?

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't refuse me.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll never get married now.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're gonna think this is sexual assault.

[Christy Lee]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the law.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Relax.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of a non consensual attack. That's what I told her.

[Josh Arnold]

Your Honor, there was mistletoe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Mr. Epstein, I'd rather.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here we are. You never disappoint.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a weekend of NFL football.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy said you didn't have to say that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Star players with knee injuries are out. Phillips, Philip Rivers showed them all, by gosh. Damn near won that game yesterday. We'll see what's coming up as the Colts take on their next opponent, the 49.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but after, of course, all of the pundits were sure that it was going to be a slaughter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Overwhelming majority, they were angry.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Colts were getting what, 14, 14 points? Okay, but they seconds Away from winning.

[Bob Kevoian]

That game and they're making beer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, if you took the Colts, you got, you won.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, it would have been great.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know. It would have been awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean the other thing, obviously it's great to have a guy that age that makes a comeback. But the amazing story in sports over the weekend was Lindsey Vaughn.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

She got.

[Christy Lee]

No, this is amazing on the downhill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. At her age, she.

[Bob Kevoian]

How old is she?

[Tom Griswold]

41, but. 41 or 2 and, but she has a semi reconstructed knee.

[Christy Lee]

She.

[Tom Griswold]

And she still won. That's an astonishing accomplishment.

[Christy Lee]

She spent a lot. She spent almost a year.

[Tom Griswold]

She got a silver and something else and came in fourth. But I mean that's, that is an amazing feat. So let's, let's hear it for the old guys and gals.

[Bob Kevoian]

She, she did keep her knees together for one one there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what, what happened to what our surprise Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

What did she, what did she do to deserve that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she's somewhat.

[Christy Lee]

She dates Tiger Woods. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who else she got? Yeah, I mean she ran through him.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's, let's move forward, shall we? Coming up, we'll have a lot of NFL news. Also we have potato. We have Mr. Potato Head News. And we have a potatoes in the news in a very bizarre way. Way involving the winter and a really, a really bad idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is exciting because Josh will be able to tell, he was telling me off the air that he went to the grocery store really the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Specifically to purchase potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me what happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, no, we'll have that story.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you guys exactly what.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll come back with it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking forward. You've heard about the latest fad diets? Well, they're, they're everywhere. You got your juice cleanse. There's the cabbage soup diet, raw food. You know what a talking about there, there's always something. Doctors call it weight cycling. About half of Americans do it. You know, you, you drop 10 pounds and you gain 12. And over the course of time, you've gained and lost about 200 pounds. Puts kind of a strain in your organs. The bottom line here is the ideal thing to do is to stop weight cycling. If you want to lose some weight, lose it the old fashioned way, slowly with proper diet and exercise. And you might want to consider a product called Lean, developed by doctors. It's a, it's an oral supplement. It's not a GLP1 injectable. The science behind Lean is quite impressive. Lean has helped maintain healthy blood sugar. It's designed to control appetite and cravings and it helps burn fat by converting it to energy. It's called Lean Lean. Burning fat, by the way, of course, helps keep the weight off. So if you want to lose meaningful weight at a healthy pace and keep it off, try lean. Add lean to your diet and exercise regimen. Right now, get 20% off when you enter the code tomkelean.com that's the code tom.com Results vary, of course. These statements and products have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease and are not a substitute for care from your healthcare provider. If you're interested, check out all the details by going once again to take lecture. The code is Tom to knock off 20% coming up. Like I said, potatoes. We have also a bizarre story about those high end dolls in the realm of intimacy. Yikes. And Snoop Dogg and sports. Are you kidding? Of course. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan are back in Disney's Freakier Friday, now streaming on Disney.

[Christy Lee]

We switched bodies.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am freaking out right now. I think I just peed a little.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an absolute riot. And the only movie that can be.

[Christy Lee]

Described as so much weirder than the last time.

[Tom Griswold]

What last time? It's the Frequel. You ready? We've been waiting for that absolutely slays Disney's Freakier Friday, now streaming on Disney. Rated pg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bobbit Top Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick Magee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there. She's at the Psyl Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

We doing the full name thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Chick McGee. Visit Stephen Singer [e-mail] to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I hate stephensinger.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Josh. Oh, goodness, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom. And he's sucking on a wood stir stick. Stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And his java house splinter.

[Christy Lee]

Like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And these are the high end stir sticks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you get a splinter in your lip?

[Tom Griswold]

Then I had to explain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Suck it out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

Shut up. I had to explain to Kelly why I wanted to bring some wooden. I want to buy some wooden stir sticks for my house.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to explain anything to anybody, my friend.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you want wooden? You don't drink coffee at home?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. I go out and get it, then I bring it back to my house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

My God, you're the weirdest. Once again, we have been here long enough that Starbucks did not exist. A large chunk of our show. And if you'd have told me Tom's going to be the one that goes. And all of a sudden becomes addicted to coffee in general. And here he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think this might be Maybe. We don't know. We don't know what his home life is like. Maybe that's his escape.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe that's his A little quiet time. What used to be the bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's why he wakes up on a Saturday. Here's a no.

[Tom Griswold]

I get up early.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why men spend so much time in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's awake. I get up early. I walk the dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, my. That theory is gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to. Go to a local coffee shop, grab a coffee drink. One there, take one home. But I like to. I forget to take stirring sticks. Then Kelly goes, wasn't that a waste of wood? Why don't you get plastic ones? And then I had to put my foot down.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you use a spoon?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's not the same. Because you can take these plastics, these. I mean, these wooden stirring sticks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you.

[Josh Arnold]

He likes to suck. What gets sucked. What gets soaked into the wood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm doing it right now. It's delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounded like my grandma.

[Bob Kevoian]

Use a spoon. Liquid. Yeah, but you don't use just one stir stick at a time, do you? Don't eat, like, three or four.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you use two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, two.

[Tom Griswold]

You always have two. It's like an art form. It's like chopsticks. Okay. I've developed a whole routine. I do tricks with them.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Whatever makes you. Whatever keeps you from driving into traffic.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, can you do this? You're watching me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Describe what's happening.

[Josh Arnold]

Your. Your. Your. Your phalanges are your fingers flung about.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is impossible to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, this is. This is not easy. This is very dexterous, what he's doing. He's got on his index finger and his pinky. The stir stick balanced. And then he takes the two middle fingers and he puts them under and over.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of which, we were a very lucky woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Speaking of which. We were talking about mistletoe finger Bang for days. Mistletoe.

[Josh Arnold]

You want missile finger?

[Tom Griswold]

You Might want to avoid missile finger. Ladies. You really know the guy that is very, very awkward at the office party McGillicuddy got right there with secretary. Yeah, I'm gonna wipe that thing off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, look what we have. Another special presentation. Are there aliens among us? Well, here's another episode of an alien trying to fit in here on Earth. Time now for the alien who just discovered things here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

I just discovered the beauty of rye toast.

[Bob Kevoian]

This has been the alien who just discovered things. God, that's hardly worth the words he's saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I had never. I had never had rye bread. I looked.

[Christy Lee]

Never had rye bread.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that true?

[Tom Griswold]

It looked weird. It looked off. Then I was at this. I was at this restaurant and they brought. Then it. It. I didn't realize it. All of a sudden, there was rye toast. It was delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Lesson learned.

[Christy Lee]

You never had a pastrami sandwich?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I will never eat pastram. I know what pastrami is. It smells awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love it so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about corned beef? You like corned beef?

[Tom Griswold]

Never have it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, all that.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cured meat.

[Tom Griswold]

It's weird where you grew up.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it'd be Reuben central.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about a matzo? Nice matzah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've had matzo ball soup. It's delightful.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's delicious.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'd like to try. I'd like to try it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we'll eat some.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like chicken and dumplings a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

With one big dumpling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One big ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's time to move forward. Are we ready for the world to spread sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

Patrick Mahomes, my man, is injured. He tore the ACL in his left knee.

[Christy Lee]

Right knee?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope, it was left.

[Josh Arnold]

His penis. Oh, do I do. Do that wrong?

[Bob Kevoian]

This happened in the waning seconds of the six, by the way, if your Chargers.

[Tom Griswold]

If your male member has an acl, that implies that it has a knee, which is very impressive.

[Bob Kevoian]

And with Patrick Mahomes out of the game, that means Gardner Minshew is now the starting quarterback for the foreseeable future of the Kansas City Chiefs.

[Christy Lee]

That makes Tom happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And is there a tone we can all sing along with? Yeah, we got a tune.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big Gardner Minshew fan. He's got a nice personality. He's a fun guy. The Chiefs, though. Are out of the running. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were officially eliminated from the playoffs yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

And you hate to see anybody get hurt. A lot of big stars getting hurt these days. Who?

[Bob Kevoian]

Patrick?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

God no. He's only. What is he? He's like 16.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you recover? Can you recover from that? And was there next season.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've done it. Maybe not opening day, but sometimes not.

[Tom Griswold]

As bad as the Achilles injury.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I don't know if you can quantify it, but I would take the Achilles would be a little bit worse.

[Tom Griswold]

But Gardner Minshew famous for growing a very a variety of facial hairstyles. He's a funny guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mississippi Mud Flap.

[Tom Griswold]

He was flashing in the men's room. I mean in the locker room or something. Sorry. Sorry. Gardner.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought he just was in the his underwear. He wasn't totally naked, was he?

[Tom Griswold]

He. I'm not sure. Oh, did you have a song? We have the band. You have the band over there. You want me to do it? I was not prepared for this. Give me a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Either way I'm good to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. What is this again? Is this the button here?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrong button.

[Bob Kevoian]

People listening that Tom and Pat get here at midnight before.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

6:00Am These are all eastern times. And they meet and they talk and they.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have it here. Okay, just play it then. Pat typically plays this live. But he'll be singing. He'll be singing live, which you'll. You'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's gonna explain it.

[Tom Griswold]

He stumbles over part of it. Here we go. And it starts.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is now.

[Josh Arnold]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Tom Griswold]

Woo. Everybody sing along. Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

The chief season went to hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

My home's tore his acl. We're going to miss you. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Bust his knee getting sacked.

[Bob Kevoian]

But looky here.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back. It's Governor Mention.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where you been, boy?

[Tom Griswold]

Sing along with me. Gonna meet you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Chiefs are out of a player off run.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there's three games left. Let's have some fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Condimention.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know this man won't let his mind drift. Thinking about Taylor Swift, Gardner, Mention take it to the bridge. No, it's been a year since I sang this song. That last pass was just a little too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Pick six.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on, Minchu. Hot one too.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you still got that hippie van?

[Bob Kevoian]

Where you been, man?

[Tom Griswold]

We've been dying to see you.

[Josh Arnold]

That was on the recording. Pat, we couldn't do anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody did that.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell is that? Oh, this could be a mess now.

[Josh Arnold]

He was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, you still got that heavy van. Like I said before. Where you been, man?

[Tom Griswold]

We've been dying to see you.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the matter with you?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

And they started again in inexplicably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's over.

[Tom Griswold]

I was so confused. It's been so long, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure. Oh, this is why we do it with your instrument.

[Christy Lee]

That was Tom singing, wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It was not live.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean it was on the recording.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who it was. I don't know what. But that was. As you can see, the show was live.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's very live.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very funny that. Thank you for very much. I'm a big Gardener MUU fan. I hope he does well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Patrick Mahomes out for the foreseeable future. And also Micah Parsons, believed to have suffered a torn ACL in his left knee. Oh yeah. If you have a Green Bay Packer fan, a significant other, they're not going to feel like having sex if one of their team, especially a star like Micah Parsons for the packers, he's.

[Christy Lee]

They lost a game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's going to be out for quite a while. What do you think about that, though?

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry to hear that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Packers lost 3426 to Denver yesterday. You know Denver, it's a mile high.

[Josh Arnold]

It sure is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Philip Rivers nearly led the Colts to victory at age 44. He ended a nearly five year retirement to start Sunday against the Seahawks. Played efficient football for the Colts who turned to the future hall of Famer after Daniel Jones lost for the season with the torn Achilles and the broken leg. And Rivers threw for a touchdown Pat in the first touchdown in the first half. Played mostly mistake free. A nice back shoulder throw there. It was wonderful. And the Colts had the game in hand. Blake Groupie 60 yard field goal with 47 seconds left put them ahead. But Jason Myers.

[Tom Griswold]

What do they have? Six field goals.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they did.

[Tom Griswold]

They didn't score a touchdown.

[Christy Lee]

No, they did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Seahawks did not score.

[Tom Griswold]

And they were. They were minus. Minus 14 out of their minds. Yeah, it was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jason Myers responded the 56 yarder for the Seahawks to give Seattle an 18. And J.J. mcCarthy.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be by the way, a lesson in clock management. When the Seahawks called all those timeouts.

[Bob Kevoian]

The opinion of Tom or Tom and no one else, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be in the textbooks.

[Christy Lee]

Are you saying football textbooks?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you saying that a topic of discussion, that you are our champion, you are taking up as a cause. You are going to say that just because you've done it, it's going to be a subject of a textbook.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is anybody else talking about the clock management?

[Bob Kevoian]

I headline.

[Christy Lee]

Headline he read.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we can we get on? I've got a really fun thing right here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

JJ McCarthy.

[Josh Arnold]

You, you don't have to call me JJ.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can call me. He threw for two touchdowns. Iran for scores. CJ Ham had to go ahead. Touchdown. On his first carry of the season. The Vikings beat the Cowboys. That's a shame. Dallas's playoff hopes have been stopped. A 3426 win for the Vikings yesterday in Arlington at Jerry World. And once again they were going to call Cowboys Stadium Jonestown.

[Tom Griswold]

They decided a free Kool Aid night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cooler head.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the only thing sweeter than a Washington win? Check.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dallas loss. And it's close. It's neck and neck, baby. Matthew Stafford passed for 368 and hit Colby Parkinson, cheesy tight end, for two touchdowns.

[Tom Griswold]

Colby, I, I. Maybe you should have gone the Parkinson route.

[Christy Lee]

No, because then he'd be shaky.

[Tom Griswold]

Route, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, laugh, laugh, laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my best friends is currently dealing with Parkinson's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I tell you, I, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. You consider your best friends has Parkinson's, he's currently dealing with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, we're all dealing with you. Anyway, Rams win 4,134 over the. Now, where are you on this, Tom? And I want you to take your time and answer this thoughtfully.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you Detroit Lions or Detroit Lions? Take your time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you want the correct one or the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want the one that you would use. How do I get to Detroit? I would say. And you would say.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you go to Interstate 69 north.

[Bob Kevoian]

And where would you end up?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you end up in Detroit?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, it's not Detroit.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, because of Tim Cavanaugh, we're all tempted to say Detroit Pistons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one of my favorite sauce.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know it is. That and former champs. That's a good question, Alan Sherman.

[Josh Arnold]

Because when it comes to pe, I'm a pecan. I'll eat a handful of pecans, but I want a pecan sandy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? Pean Sandy is correct. Pecan pies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Pecan sandies are cool.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the city in Illinois?

[Josh Arnold]

Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

Peking.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Pekin. Illinois.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What about the former name of Beijing?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Peking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wu Tang. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell now is it Beijing duck now at Chinese restaurants?

[Bob Kevoian]

Baltimore, Buffalo, Chicago.

[Tom Griswold]

The fair question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jacksonville, Philly, Washington, New Orleans, San Francisco, all with the 49ers. One the 49s. One more sports coming up. Beer in Buffalo. I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, Mr. Potato Head news.

[Josh Arnold]

The great he's passed away.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato Head. Also news about.

[Christy Lee]

You should rephrase that. It's Mr. Potato Head information.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is there nothing new?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and it's really, you should say really dumb. Mr. Potato Head information is what you should say.

[Tom Griswold]

However it is, it is coupled with a fascinating story about moronic news that is in the form of a Internet hack.

[Christy Lee]

And that is correct.

[Tom Griswold]

That involves dead on potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's really stupid and we're going to get to the bottom of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So you. And then it's my understanding that Josh is going to tell the true tale of his potato shopping over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait to hear.

[Josh Arnold]

Very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. We certainly look forward to that. Right now. What we look forward to is our return to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This will remain the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on obandtom or.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

You can email us at bobandtomobandtom.com.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

Episode is brought to you by Ulta Beauty Holiday cheer is here. And Ulta Beauty has gifts for everyone on your list.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Ulta Beauty gifting happens here.

[Tom Griswold]

It's free.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cleaning his glasses.

[Christy Lee]

Birthday boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday, Mr. God.

[Tom Griswold]

I have on my old man neck hider. Like, oh, is that what I'm getting older. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that called a gator? Don't they call those gators? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

One of those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you going to get a. You're going to get a party today. Somebody throwing your party a big cake. Today's a party. So today I take it off.

[Christy Lee]

I take it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, did you get him a cake other than one that was bought with a chain store?

[Tom Griswold]

No need for a cake at this time.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know how he's upset.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the rest of us want cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a bone broth.

[Josh Arnold]

You want a little 50 cent for that ass? Sure. Hey, Pat, it's your birthday party. Like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that 50 Cent?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. I'm sorry. Tom, how do you pronounce 50 Cent's name?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it's 50 cents. Fitty. Is that how he spelled?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. And enjoying a big laugh, courtesy of Tom. I'm Chiclo.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I correct, though? Is it not spelled 50 Cent?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah. I mean, first off, they don't really hit the T. It's more of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

D. No, it is spelled 50F. I F. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But they say fitty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fitty.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

50 cent.

[Tom Griswold]

Half a dollar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't really fly.

[Josh Arnold]

You can call them half a dollar if you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's like, tell me you're old by not telling me you're old.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I had left was half a dollar.

[Tom Griswold]

Kennedy. Half. Remember those?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they were both shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Do you ever. Did you ever get a coin and drill a hole in it and wear it around your neck?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, why not? It's a federal offense.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a rap thing I'm not aware of? I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Let's move forward here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I started my day off horribly. Would you like to hear?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got in a big fight.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

Seriously?

[Josh Arnold]

Siri.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what'd she do?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you telling me that you don't fight with Siri?

[Christy Lee]

I don't use Siri.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I just set off my phone.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

So did I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stop saying it. So I said, blah, blah, play, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at her. She said she's giving you the business right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's giving me mouthy. Now she won't let it go.

[Josh Arnold]

God.

[Bob Kevoian]

So then I.

[Josh Arnold]

So you said, play, blah, blah, blah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I said, shut up. You see?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, does she respond with like, please don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she was silent. Not only.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because she was busy reporting him to the irs. They have electronic communications.

[Bob Kevoian]

Computers. Can't talk to each other, can they?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Alexa are best friends.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple of AI programs are talking to each other in a language no one knows what. They created their own way to communicate, right? Now no one can decode it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a real thing, not a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's scary as hell.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta stop that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you can set up your.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like going to get you. Go get them to get your nails done. I know. They're talking about me. I don't know what they're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can set up your electronic helper, if you will, with any name you choose, I think. And I would imagine there are some gentlemen out there who have a derogatory term for their. Hey, Blake.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's impressive.

[Josh Arnold]

Way to go, chief.

[Tom Griswold]

I only communicate. I only communicate with mine. And Esperanto.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, yeah, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Very limited. A very limited audience of those that understand. Remember Esperanto? No.

[Christy Lee]

What is Esperanto?

[Tom Griswold]

It was a language.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was chisimbop.

[Tom Griswold]

Created to have a universal language that eventually everyone would. Everyone would abandon their native tongue.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's kind of like the metric system. Really. Never.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it never really. Never really took off.

[Christy Lee]

It was okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of an idealized. Can we squeeze a letter in before we get back to sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

This person will remain nameless. She is a lady. On Friday show, you guys were joking about men having hearing loss. That only affects men hearing women's voices. Two years ago, I sat with my husband as the audiologist revealed the results of his hearing test. She presented a graph of frequencies that the human ear can hear, which was highlighted with both the range of frequencies to which he is moderately to severely deaf and where my voice fits perfectly in that same range. In other words, he cannot hear me talk. She said, wow. His face showed the joy of a young boy on Christmas morning. If looks could kill, I would be in prison for murdering the audiologist. Thank you. Wow, that is. That is fascinating, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've got a huge gap in my head hearing from wearing these headphones all these years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, by the way, P.S. hearing aid, save marriages. She said, please get yourself checked out. Merry Christmas. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Can you hear Kelly?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I can.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes I have to get very close. So that's a. Confident. Yeah. What she hates. So it's a. It's a. It's a good and bad thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get very close to her. She hates that.

[Tom Griswold]

One ear is better than the other. I've explained this to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your ears.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, my right ear is better. Yeah, I know that, but she sleeps on that side.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, switch sides.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm negotiating. I'm negotiating that. I've talked to my lawyer. It's not working out.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to bring your lawyer in to switch sides of the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very complicated.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't have to switch sides. Just flip your bed so where your feet are now your head will actually be.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'll turn it upside Down.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. That's not gonna work. I have a sleep. I have a sleep. Number bed with. Nevermind. What am I saying?

[Josh Arnold]

It wouldn't work.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you face her in your right ear, be at her. Yeah. If you turn on your side.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised you guys don't have your right ear.

[Christy Lee]

Would be right there. You'd be able to hear.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there some kind of a device one can get that when people talk? It prints it out for you on your phone probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I can get one of those and adapt it so that it would project onto the ceiling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Project so. So not only can't you hear, now you're looking away from her.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the other thing is why even talk to her? I used to have this great alarm clock that had like this laser beam that projected the time on the ceiling.

[Bob Kevoian]

I searched and searched and have one just exactly, I think the exact one year.

[Tom Griswold]

I just loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, why don't you still have have it?

[Tom Griswold]

That was not allowed.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it considered too bright?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

As my father would say, that's no way to live. Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, I have a. I guess it would work. I don't know. At my old house, I. My bedroom had. What do you call it? Peaked ceilings. What are those called?

[Christy Lee]

Peaked roof. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it. Then the. The letters were kind of like a. They like a bat signal. They'd sort of spread out. It is kind of like the bat signal though.

[Bob Kevoian]

You move a lot or does it just seem like it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I haven't moved much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I live my last house for 14 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move forward here. Is it time for Mr. Oh, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Bud Light has announced a limited edition beer made with snow removed from Highmark Stadium in Buffalo.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope they did it before the game.

[Bob Kevoian]

The beer brand, the snow tastes like piss. Teamed up with the Bills to launch Blizzard Brew to quote thank fans whose passion and traditions like the shovelers, make the community special.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. A bunch of fans will go and volunteer to shovel, don't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Snow was collected from the stadium following the season's first snowfall this year and transported to Anheuser Busch will find. How. How's your peanut? In Baldwinsville, New York, where it was integrated into the brewing process. It's the last season the Bills will play at the original Highmark State.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're moving to their new digs and.

[Tom Griswold]

The new Digs will not have a roof.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not have a roof?

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding?

[Bob Kevoian]

Outdoors.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why they like it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know why? Because it's football. I. And I think they should go whole hog on this. No more virtual. They had a virtual measurement of game. I was watching over the weekend. It was just boring. The picture comes up on the. On the screen. 10 inches. Get the guys back out there with the chain gang, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Not as fun to watch. No, it's like forward facing sonar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but if you've got $10,000 on the game, you'd like the result to be accurate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you can't cater to the game.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

That's answering.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been to a game lately? They're catering to the gamblers.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they are. They. They've got the.

[Christy Lee]

Are they putting in new stadium? Chicago?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're trying, but.

[Christy Lee]

Would that be open air as well?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so. Tom's wants all the stadiums indoors. Isn't that right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, why?

[Josh Arnold]

That way he can complain about them not opening their roofs on pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he does that too. Yeah, exactly right. Why didn't they open the roof?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it true that a certain team would. Would open where the trucks would come in? Because it would create a wind when the other team was kicking the Bengals.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the Chargers game. That's a famous story. They opened them when the Chargers had the ball. The Bengals opened the big doors and caused a wind right in the Chargers face. Cheating big time passing offense then. You remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snoop Dogg. Snoop.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a second. So what's the name of the beard again? I'm sorry? The beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lizard Brew from Bud Wise.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bud Light.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's very fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a big party when it snows in Buffalo. The guy. They go out there and they shovel. There's a big catered event.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they famous for the. The table diving?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite part of that is that when a baby's born, they have these little mini tables and they take the B baby like hours old and place it on this toy table and crack the table. And then he's a Bills fan or she's a Bills fan.

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they've done it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a silly little thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Search baby breaking table.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't. I mean the baby. The table obviously just breaks away.

[Bob Kevoian]

They don't throw the baby at the table. They. They lay the baby and maybe can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Feel it because he's just done a shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that's right. That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that is something. I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, there's things setting up in the universe right now where the Buffalo Bills might be the super bowl champions.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't mind that they beat New England.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

My words. Yeah. They were down 21 nothing.

[Christy Lee]

They deserve it in there a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, we have a little bit more in the world of sports. I believe we have a world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snoop and Snoop.

[Tom Griswold]

Snoop Dogg and sports potatoes in the news. And Mr. Potato head in the news. From the O'Reilly. Mr.

[Bob Kevoian]

Potato.

[Tom Griswold]

The great Mr. Potato. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Got a comment to share?

[Bob Kevoian]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really, really big show.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Is this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I continue this?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't tell if. Is it Bill Murray or Ed Sullivan? Okay, there we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're a monkey man.

[Josh Arnold]

Animal coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did he get monkey man? Monkey woman from Monkey man by the Stone. Do you think man? Is that a great song?

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh. That's right. There's Chrissy Lee by Bark Like a Dog for us. Oh, damn. Charles Spangler is he took right to it. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Bark like a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the middle of a sports broadcast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snoop Dogg has been named the first ever honorary coach for Team USA.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the U.S. the first accomplished murder that's done it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The U.S. olympic Committee announced that he does have a good.

[Josh Arnold]

I always like to remind people that Snoop Dogg was involved in a murder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snoop.

[Josh Arnold]

And look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ray Lewis. But anyway, the U.S. olympia. But we're focusing on the Olympics, okay?

[Tom Griswold]

I said, wouldn't it be Great. If they just had a. Have Snoop standing next to the Olympic flame lighting up the. This huge blunt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man, now what is a. What is a blunt? Tom, if you walk me through that.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish you hadn't asked me that. I think we know the answer.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. A spliff is a gigantic marijuana cigar.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think that's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And a blunt is the one where you hollow out a cigar, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is correct. I think you've got that.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't a spliff just a huge giant?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think a spliff is just a.

[Josh Arnold]

I think a spliff is a joint across. It's marijuana with tobacco in it, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's the blunt.

[Tom Griswold]

He's right about the spliff.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just. That's just marijuana. But it's really.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it supposed to be gigantic?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't think it refers to size at all. No, it's just a spliff. A spliff, right.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought so too. And I thought the blood could be big to bigger to biggest.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the blood is a hollowed out thing, right? Like a.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a cigar wrapper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a cigarillo. You remember Swisher Sweets? They hollow those.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't it be pronounced cigarillo?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, maybe possibly. Like caballero. Yeah, you're right, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm putting in blunt versus spliff.

[Bob Kevoian]

The U.S. olympics Committee announced that the legendary rapper will serve as Team USA's first ever honorary coach for the 2026 Olympics in Italy.

[Josh Arnold]

Want to hear how right I am?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

A spliff combines both cannabis and tobacco in a single rolling paper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Son of a guy.

[Josh Arnold]

A blunt is rolled using a tobacco leaf or cigar wrap and contains only cannabis. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

No mention of druggie. Of size.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandmother used.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right, hippie? No, no mention of size.

[Josh Arnold]

Grandmother used to deal. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. It says in the United States. You are correct. Correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. Here we go. Oh, you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

In the world I'm correct.

[Tom Griswold]

It says in some regions, especially the United States, people casually use spliff to mean any marijuana cigarette. But technically, from the Jamaican, it. It implies cannabis mixed with tobacco.

[Josh Arnold]

So what do you want, the technical or the bastardization of it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bet you bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

I want the technical. Thank you, John.

[Josh Arnold]

You're very welcome. Welcome. Thank you for following up on my research. I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you. When you're having one of these sex parties, do you use the Term Doobie, or is that dated?

[Josh Arnold]

There are no drugs allowed in my.

[Tom Griswold]

Sex parties other than Viagra.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I part, if I partake, Part two, if I smoke dope, I would refer to them as Doobie cigarettes.

[Christy Lee]

You would?

[Bob Kevoian]

All the time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I have another Doobie cigarette?

[Christy Lee]

Another doob.

[Josh Arnold]

May I have a hint off your Doobie cigarette?

[Tom Griswold]

It's fun. If you're writing, writing poems, you got all kinds of cool rhymes. You got your Doobie, you've got your blunt. I mean, you got your Doobie.

[Josh Arnold]

Rhyme with booby and booby. What else?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't think of anything. Hey, do you think the Doobie brothers have any connection to Doobie cigarettes?

[Tom Griswold]

Open up that one album as a picture of a roach.

[Josh Arnold]

Alan. Doobie now.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I'm sorry. So Snoop, in what capacity is he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snoop Dogg said in a news release, team USA athletes are the real stars. I'm just here to cheer, uplift, and maybe drop a little wisdom from the sideline.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize we had Spoof Snoop on the phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, this is spoof. This is Spoof dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they drug to test the coaches or just the players?

[Josh Arnold]

Shouldn't marijuana be fine? I don't think it's gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you can run fast on marijuana, that's an extra special achievement, right?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't test for that in the NBA anymore, do they?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's all they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're starting to give up players. Run the players. The 2026 Winter Olympics kickoff on my dad's birthday, February 6th. Isn't that interesting?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now wait a minute. I was gonna say something mean, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not going about my dad selling marijuana when I was a kid. Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the starter.

[Bob Kevoian]

We would watch Laugh in and he would roll his Doobie cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be honest, that doesn't sound like a terrible time.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it wasn't. It was until my mom came in and ruined everything.

[Tom Griswold]

So he would sell pre made joints?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he would roll them up nice and tight. He had one, a leather strop machine that you put the. You've seen the Westerns where they cup the paper and you put that in, you sprinkle the doobie.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's interesting because you. You were never a marijuana user.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was never. And to this day, I. I'll have an edible every now and then. You know, when you've been especially mean to me on the air, I'll go home and chill and you eat a.

[Tom Griswold]

Blunt or a doobie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to find roaches and eat those right out of the ashtray is what. I tried it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of birthdays. Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's time for this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Pat's birthday and Pat was upset. He thought we didn't get him a cake. We did. And is Ms. Hooker going to bring in Pat's cake the next break?

[Christy Lee]

Next break.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. See, you ruined it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I'm guessing there.

[Christy Lee]

There goes your surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he was already told that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet you five bucks someone told him we're going to bring it in at the 20. Now, don't say anything here.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. And yet you did. No, I, I, I. On the talkback thing, I. If it was ready and I got.

[Bob Kevoian]

A thumbs up, perhaps Smooth dog could come in.

[Josh Arnold]

When you talk for a living, sometimes you're messing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm cool. I'm Spoof dog. Happy birthday, Pat. What do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not bad. I don't know who it is yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's working.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure it's offending many people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, you leave Spoof alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Yeah, that's getting better at the end of this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just got a mellow out in my mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Really enjoying that time now to check in with another great gift for the holiday season. I spent this weekend organizing my addresses so I can get my boxes of Omaha Steaks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spoof likes the Omaha Steaks a variety of friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me more. Josh Arnold steaks.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Spoof, how do you like your steak?

[Bob Kevoian]

Rare.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought, I thought usually you like your meat smoked.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was much fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were gonna go well done just to reinforce the stereotype.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? How was that?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't even know that was a stereotype.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. He says so if you were a server at a steak restaurant, tables you could walk to, but well done. And they would all say yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. You know, certain people are just shaking their heads at you right now. You know that, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they know I'm right.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they're servers. Well, all those. Spoof likes it well done.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

No. Doesn't matter.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't matter. No one's counting. It's the holidays. I had two. Right now it's their Sizzle all the way sale. You can get 50% off site wide at Omaha steaks.com plus Bob and Tom listeners get an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. Now, if you go to Omaha shizzle.com you're going to get a special video.

[Bob Kevoian]

From Spoof Dog for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Promotion not valid anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Who came first, Snoop Dogg or Droopy Dog?

[Josh Arnold]

Droopy Dog came.

[Tom Griswold]

You want Droopy Dogs?

[Bob Kevoian]

Spokesperson for Omaha State?

[Tom Griswold]

No, for the Olympics.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you really are talented.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a hell of an act, General.

[Christy Lee]

Rich Little.

[Bob Kevoian]

It took him 40 years to notice.

[Tom Griswold]

So if I've got a whole dog and Droop Dog were ordering Omaha steaks for their friends, what would they do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jack, Josh, of course I'd like it medium rare. I'll have it. Well done, man.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a show I will watch. That's a podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

I, by the way, it's just Spoof. It's just been canceled. That is terrific.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spoofy and Droopy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've got good news for all of you, including Droopy and Spoof.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, right.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a great gift. Like I said, this weekend got a bunch of addresses together. They're going out today and tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

So you know who you are out there. Now. Coming up, we have a huge news from the Mr. Potato Head camp and also a a terrible hack in the news we're going to prevent you from doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, did you hear? The Bob and Tom show is going to talk about Mr. Potato Head coming. What? I'm not going to work.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll listen. If Droopy and Spoof will Be involved.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's my hero.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, knitting in the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In sports, we are hitting the hard boy. We're gonna hit stories today.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna hit the knitting.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we have sex robots. This story is so sick. I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. That's right. At the sound of Tom yelling with glee, it's back on the air. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick Worth. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Happy birthday, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Is it cake time? Kkk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let me explain.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Yeah. Walk me through a birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Pat Godwin's birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Pat has been dissatisfied with the cakes we've gotten him in the last few years. And Here we go. Ms. Hooker is bringing in a cake.

[Josh Arnold]

It's already too small. I can tell by the size.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me I feel like I'm 90.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sing it, Daddy. Sing it.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm only 53. Shut up, chick.

[Christy Lee]

53.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's open that baby up. What is it this time? We had a big microphone once. We had a big record player once.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's all taped shut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a nice cake.

[Tom Griswold]

You can rip it. Rip it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There it goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we see it? I'm gonna cry.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you really gonna cry?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, don't tip it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. Isn't that beautiful?

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's about a. What would you say, a third of a cake?

[Christy Lee]

Somebody else.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, did you bring this in today?

[Tom Griswold]

It's been mostly eaten. It looks. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's got some candles already burned in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Candles are blown out. Make it make a wish.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I had another job.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks like it says Happy 4th of July.

[Tom Griswold]

Not exactly fresh, you're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

What flavor was that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to Holston's Bakery in Cincinnati.

[Christy Lee]

Friday to get this cake, and it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was so good you decided to eat it over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I split it with a girlfriend. Actually, we drove over. It's a little Debbie Christmas tree cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are crazy cheesecake.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so it's got those in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks but what, two thirds of it have been eating.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but, well, the thing was I was just bringing it in to share and then Jason was like, you know what? It would be funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, that is funny. This is actually fantastic. I got a real cake. Would have bumped me.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have felt embarrassed.

[Bob Kevoian]

This made me laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

If you can laugh on your birthday, it's a sad day for all of us.

[Bob Kevoian]

As you get older, time marches on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that nice? Chick goes on vacation on his birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was.

[Christy Lee]

I'm on vacation on my birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's rough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now polish off sports and we have a lot to get to, including our Mr. Potato Head update. Now go get the real cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Go get your shine box.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stupid world record. Keep him here. Keep him here. A group of women in Ireland have broken the Guinness world record for the largest knitted diorama.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how about this?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a diorama. Lama ding dong.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, who knew?

[Bob Kevoian]

The record breaking display measures nearly 172 square feet. Now to explain that better, It's. That's like 1 square feet 172 times. It's a map of Ireland made out of wool. The diorama features depictions of houses and trees, a lighthouse, a miniature Titanic, a Viking ship, and even a dog lifting its leg to pee on the side of a house.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have guys making car bombs?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that would be maybe up north.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's a map of the whole country.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that? What is that drink? Car bomb, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Irish car bomb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jameson, that is Bailey's.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's a Guinness with a drop of.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Shot glass. You drop it in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're dropping. You drop the whole glass in. Does it. Does it then start to. Yes, it'll cloud up into.

[Christy Lee]

If you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's one that looks like brains? Is it a mixed drink? Yeah, there's some drink where you. They put a couple things in. It looks like there's a brain at the bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Oh, I know what you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

They put cream in it.

[Christy Lee]

I think they're like Bailey's Irish cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that sounds hideous. Do you have a photograph of that thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

There it is. That was made of 200 balls of wool.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a big three dimensional. Looks like a. It looks like a claymation sculpture.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's cute, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like someone's miniature railroading.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In their basement, only there's no trains. And by the way, there in the back are actual Irish people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, those are real Irish.

[Tom Griswold]

Clearly, the potato famine's over.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite honestly, the biggest is probably 160.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who know what I'm about to say. Say, you'll understand this if you watch the Heisman Trophy presentation Saturday night. There was a reporter on scene, and Tom can't get over how she got a job. And by the way, congratulations to Fernando Mendoza.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Go Hoosiers. And she's probably one of the best.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's great.

[Christy Lee]

She's great. But Tom had a little problem.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Maybe not. Or spangles when you're. The dress was not becoming in your eyes. Okay, let's just move.

[Bob Kevoian]

Legal trouble coming off.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. No, not with Tom. Legal troubles continue to mount for the Georgia football program after two freshman players arrested for shoplifting weeks before the Bulldogs College Football Playoff appearance.

[Christy Lee]

They get paid enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Star running back Bo Walker ran for his first three career touchdowns. Georgia's 35, 31 over Charlotte just last month. And also Dontrell Glover, arrested in Athens, misdemeanor shoplifting. The players arrested Friday afternoon, released hours after each posted a $26 bond.

[Josh Arnold]

$26 bond.

[Tom Griswold]

$26.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of precise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dollar sign. 26. That's $26. Right. University spokesman that said, we were informed of the charges and are currently in the process of gathering additional information. It's a pending legal matter. But they are good kids. They're good kids. Yeah. Yeah. They're just brought. I bet it was fun stealing their mama something.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoplifting is a thrill everybody should try.

[Bob Kevoian]

I shoplifted when I was. I'm gonna say 11, 12, 13 in there. Oh, didn't you get caught once? Exhilarating. Yes. And they wouldn't release me from the store until they found my parents.

[Christy Lee]

Did that end your career as a shoplifter?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, not really.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you just got better at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oscar has this theory that all women shoplift.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I kind of do, too.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

Because 90% of women I've met have shoplifted.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. What?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up high, sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I have, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I got caught.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't get caught. But yeah, there was a Ben Franklin. Do you remember the old Ben Franklin? Sure. We would ride our bikes. Yeah, it was like a Woolworths or a G.C. murphy's or whatever. Whatever. And we would ride our bikes up there. And yeah, I had a couple lip glosses or two.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you bring that up in the so called confession?

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What did the priest say?

[Christy Lee]

That I should I borrow some chapstick? Thou shalt nots.

[Tom Griswold]

I was hoping you come up with that. Thank you, John.

[Josh Arnold]

You were hoping I'd come up with that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom wrote it ahead. That's the kind of guy he is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I chose not to. I don't want to be.

[Josh Arnold]

I honestly have never shoplifted. I've just stolen from my places of work. And that's a real thrill because you go back the next day and just face the people you robbed.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

What'd you steal from us?

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly not the toilet paper.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did that.

[Tom Griswold]

The toilet paper. Here. You have to have a toothbrush just to get the poop out of your fingernails.

[Josh Arnold]

The only thing I've stolen from here, never mind hand soap. And it was at the height of COVID and I could not find it any. And we had a couple extra bottles.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough.

[Josh Arnold]

And I went off taking. Yeah, but I've taken sodas and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I'll probably take something Friday when there are things in the fridge.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The only thing I've taken from here is like $2,000 from petty cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody does that. That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's it though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you made him. I didn't know there was.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I did that like five times. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but over the course of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Over the course of situation weeks. So.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so 2,000 total, not 10 grand.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. 2,000 each time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, is that. Does that complete our sports broadcast?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, daddy, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm just checking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, wait a minute. Because it's the holiday.

[Josh Arnold]

Know that it's over.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

He said.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you said?

[Josh Arnold]

That is what.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't catch that. But this will help me. It's Dominic the Donkey. And we're very excited to have an actual Italian in the studio with us.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right, paisan.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker is of Italian extraction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, very.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Which, which if you do ever. Do you use grocery store pasta or do you just get this the homemade stuff at the place you used to work. That's so good. Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's usually where I get it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But if. If you have to get grocery store pasta, which one do you get?

[Christy Lee]

The green box. Just because.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what is that cret?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. That's what I grew up on, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's just what we had.

[Christy Lee]

And so that's always.

[Tom Griswold]

I get the one Rao.

[Josh Arnold]

Rao.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it pronounced Rao?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard it's pronounced. I've heard it's Rao is how they say it.

[Christy Lee]

They say that's the best. Jar pasta. But it was jar.

[Tom Griswold]

Just.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

I. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Jar pasta.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't use.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's pronounced Rao. It's a famous restaurant in New York.

[Tom Griswold]

They should. Oh, I didn't know that they should sponsor RAO Speedwagon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they could go. Rao.

[Tom Griswold]

Rao presents Rio.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, never mind. Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get to our potato story?

[Bob Kevoian]

The great Mr. Potato Head story?

[Christy Lee]

Do not kill me me for reading this.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna love this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The first toy advertised on TV was none other than Mr. Potato Head. According to Mental Floss, Mr. Potato Head launched in 1952, and customers had to provide their own potato. The kit consisted of nearly 30 features and cost $0.98 at the time, which would be about $12.23. Our money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Because the toy was not self explanatory, Hasbro decided to produce TV ads for the product, marking the first time a toy was advertised on television.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the ad. Oh, yeah, this is from 1952.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is me and the neighbor girl. Good Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

She taught you a lot.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hasbro.

[Christy Lee]

Hasbro makes toys.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's new? Hasbro?

[Christy Lee]

Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head with their own cars and trailers.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what's new.

[Christy Lee]

See, Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato Head has a car and boat trailer.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's a car and shopping trailer for his wife, Mrs.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato Head.

[Christy Lee]

It's such fun to do. And so easy like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Pause it for a second. Now they're playing with actual potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how it started in the beginning.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. And they're shoving stuff. They're just jamming eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they look like the Elephant Man.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they are off that side of the potato.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cartoon Hasbro. The logo is. That's who they're calling Hasbro. The little boy. Evidently, his name's Hasbro. Hey, Hasbro, what's new? Oh, did you catch that?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it said Hasbro's a toy company.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he said, hey, Hasbro, what's he addresses Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. Okay. But I mean, in those days it was a real potato.

[Josh Arnold]

And in 53, they couldn't go with a Hasbro like.

[Tom Griswold]

They. Originally it was going to be Hasbro, my man. 50 grand.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think they. That's right. It's Hasbro and Spoof dog. No, they could say Hasbro then it didn't mean anything.

[Tom Griswold]

But what's interesting is a. This is the first television commercial ever for toys. And Mr. Potato Head, you used a real potato.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is silly.

[Tom Griswold]

And not. And then look at these monsters.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys didn't have these?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

1964, Hasbro released the plastic potato shaped body, which is what chicken I grew up on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am certainly old, but that's where I came in.

[Tom Griswold]

When you store the noses and mouths and ears in the keister. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you did. And it had holes for the. You know, where you put the limbs and the eyes and.

[Tom Griswold]

Less fun. Much more fun with real potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I was a kid, I played with the one that you would have to store in the keister. And that explains my fascination with butt play.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

It's their fault. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

The plastic accessories no longer needed to be sharp enough also to pierce through.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had at the time they had pre.

[Christy Lee]

Right. They had the pre drilled holes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No hold in them.

[Christy Lee]

And parents would no longer find rotting vegetables in their kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, how long. If you had been. Were gifted that. How long before you walked into the room and said, look, everybody, I'd like you to meet Mr. Turd? Because you had taken.

[Bob Kevoian]

And ideally you would get it. You'd reach around and fish it out of the back of your pants. Look what I have. It's Mr. Turd Head.

[Josh Arnold]

As you can see, he's a gentleman. He's wearing a top hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Top hat and a pipe.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's friendly. I used a sweet potato up Mike easter.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody made Mr. Turd head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they did.

[Josh Arnold]

In that era. In that era.

[Tom Griswold]

And then somebody. Wait a minute. We can sell these things if it's Mr. Potato. But of course, I love Mr. Potato Head in the toy store movies. And as you mentioned earlier, it's the voice of Don Rickles.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I don't know if he'll be in the new one because for the previous ones, they actually. They had permission.

[Josh Arnold]

Part four. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They had permission to retrieve some outtakes and stuff from the previous. I wonder if. Because it would be very easy to do that now with AI.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they have permission from the estate to do that. Probably he could Be tuned in for.

[Josh Arnold]

Grandkids, could get a little Money.

[Tom Griswold]

Toy Story 5. Yeah, why not?

[Christy Lee]

We'll come back with our other potato.

[Tom Griswold]

Story, by the way. Oh, I just remembered this. I don't have the story in front of me, but it is no longer called Mr. Potato Head.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. They got rid of Mr. And Mrs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they got lost.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, seriously, it's just Potato Head, which I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, you do. It's a silly reason, but you know why.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to put the pronouns on his name tag. Exactly. I'm, he, she, they. What are you? Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have another potato story in the news that's a little bit more current, if you will, and exposes another one of those viral hacks.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, do you eat the jacket of a baked potato?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, yes. It's my favorite part.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa, the favorite part.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

You call it the jacket?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It has to be, you know, a lot of that kosher salt on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Now, if you're at an Indian restaurant, is it a Nehru?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jack, did you say kosher Sal? Well, Muscle Tom, you know what a neighbor jacket is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Made famous by Johnny Carson.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

If you Google that, that's actually by.

[Bob Kevoian]

Johnny CARSON, not the 90 billion people in India. It's Johnny Carson.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it became a joke after Johnny Carson did it. Seriously. And it was just. Just castigated, if you will. I had one. You had. Yeah, my mom made them for us. What was the occasion? Were you starting a boy band? It may have been for some theatrical.

[Josh Arnold]

Thing, but the king and I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a picture of the Godwin Brothers?

[Bob Kevoian]

Your dad was in their.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but my dad's a famous purple. Purple outfit.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can get a photo of that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love.

[Tom Griswold]

He went to a wedding in purple bell bottoms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Correct me, I. I remember that. Him having a cape and a cape.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Purple outfit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I asked my sister about it. We can find it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

This set shuts a whole new light. Pat's neuroses. He was a fancy man.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I think it's funny that Tom sits back and tells us all about our ne. That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

We appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have, as Christy indicated, more potato news. This is very exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Benchmark.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, we have the realm of high end sex robots.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

And this story is really sick, but. Oh, it's. It's terrible. And A little star wars news for you coming up right now. You've been hearing us talk about annuities. What are those? Well, it's when it's time to retire, you want to have some cash coming in, right? And silac, of course, the experts on annuities. We've been talking about them a lot here in the Bob and Tom show. Let's do a little bit of education right now. I'll ask chick Magee to help me out here. Here, let's talk about the silac annuity choices. Now, you visit the silac website, is that correct?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Go to silacins.com that's S I L A C I N S.com now if.

[Tom Griswold]

You like this idea. Now, this is pretty staggering. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. That's serious. Where do I get information about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick McGee, visit silacins.com and click on the Bob and Tom location logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Very cool. Learned about that 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Once again, as chick says, you visit silacsilacins.com and request some information. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus Recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Tom Griswold]

What a pro. Thank you very much, Christy lee. Coming up, the headline sounds like a Frank Zappa song. The headline is balloons from Belarus. All right, it's a really interesting story is that. And to shut down an airport. You'll find out why when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, where this is the Bob and tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening to the bob and tom show this morning. The show is also out there for.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

You on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

U. S. Soccer club.

[Bob Kevoian]

Reality says the odds are stacked against us.

[Josh Arnold]

To think our u. S. Men's national team can ever raise the world's biggest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Trophy, be the first soccer team to beat them at football? Never. But here's the thing about us. Refusing to accept reality is kind of our thing. Being unrealistic. That's not a flaw.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a force.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's fuel. Because if you want to be great and make history, never chase reality.

[Tom Griswold]

Join us soccer insiders today.

[Josh Arnold]

Be part of the journey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker joins us.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the. I hate Steven Singer, sidekick. Chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee and. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Been a great deal of time at the. At the sports desk over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great deal of time.

[Tom Griswold]

The prize picks. Sports desk, I might add. This evening, yet another game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Miami and Pittsburgh. I should have taken a left at Albuquerque.

[Tom Griswold]

And a rough weekend for the shoe in.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think there's any need to isolate to one examination at one particular weekend. I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just go over the season total then. How you are we doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

90 and another number. 90 and 1. 90 and 105.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not terrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dude, it stinks on ice.

[Josh Arnold]

Hard out there for a pimp.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll get there. That's right. I'm gonna help. I'm gonna ask Spoof Dog to help me next weekend. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now dog will help me with my pee. Now, we did. We had the. The important story about the first television commercial for toys. It was Mr. Potato. Potato Head.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's your contention.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have more potatoes in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, an online viral hack could make your winter driving experience even worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

How so?

[Christy Lee]

A viral winter hack advises drivers. Thank you for asking, Josh. To cut a potato in half and rub it on your windshield, shove it in your.

[Josh Arnold]

What does this do?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it claims that the starch left behind will create a thin film that will make it hard for frost to form.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting. I've heard this.

[Christy Lee]

While it will help delay the formation of ice, it won't fully prevent it. It and the ice will ultimately sit on top of the film and that can smear easily, dirtying your windshield unnecessarily and can be more difficult to get off your windshield than the ice itself.

[Josh Arnold]

So it doesn't work?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. What does work, though, Josh, is you put ketchup in that windshield bladder underneath the hood. So when. When you're driving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll let you clean your windshield.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why wouldn't a Niagara Speedstone starch do the same thing? Spray it on your windshield and see, you said potato the starch from the Potato, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that. Wouldn't that. The same thing starts from a potato starch. Why not put in your clothes?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you mean Niagara Spray Star. Oh, so the ironing stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it's the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that not clear?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, either it's a potato.

[Bob Kevoian]

There might be some opaque.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it white?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I think you put this on maybe at night before, I mean, while the car's sitting, but it doesn't while you're driving.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is it doesn't work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've got a scraper. It's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, most people do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a garage. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Luckily, I'm blessed to have a garage and so I don't have to worry too much.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the name of the windshield washer fluid that actually rain X, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That stuff is effective.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You don't even have to turn in your wipers.

[Bob Kevoian]

You told me me about that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's great on your shower doors as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever put them on the glass there?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great hack.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, it's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a squeegee in my shower.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, get Rainex.

[Bob Kevoian]

You put them on the glass for Andy. You say, Andy, come here. I'm going to put these up on the glass.

[Christy Lee]

It's Andy who told me about the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, did he put his up against the glass? You know, they're in the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a little something.

[Tom Griswold]

I apologize.

[Christy Lee]

Andy, shower doesn't have glass doors.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hold it. I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. He's got a separate shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is separate shower.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Separate.

[Tom Griswold]

Separate shower with the help. What's going on?

[Bob Kevoian]

We need like a big gong or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Is your. Is your. I've never seen your house. Are the bedrooms upstairs?

[Christy Lee]

Master bedroom is on. Or primary bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Please say it right. Yeah, say masters anymore on.

[Bob Kevoian]

He woke a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, jeez.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

The primary is on the main level. There are four bedrooms upstairs, and then there's a bedroom and a bathroom in the basement.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where. So that's where he. Does he shower in the basement?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure he loves.

[Tom Griswold]

He sleeps in the basement, too.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't sleep in the basement.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know why I shower in the basement? It's much quieter down there.

[Christy Lee]

It's a really cool bathroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Occasionally just pulling on the rafter down there to see how much weight it can hold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just checking the purchase.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy was here, by the way. I'll be Taking one of the stools.

[Josh Arnold]

As he half sawed the legs off a chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, what you building down?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I believe I did say yesterday at one point. Oh, look, we can put some holiday pillows on your couch. He's like, my couch. It's your couch too. I don't come down here much.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why I don't come down here.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like being basements. I'm sorry. I have a thing about them.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

The greatest.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care for basements.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never even finished basements you don't really like.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is finished and even has a walkout. I mean, I could walk out. I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it an uncomfortable feeling? Uneasy?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe in a past life.

[Christy Lee]

Do what?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe in the past life you were killed.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. Is there held hostage in a basement?

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a crawl space off the basement?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there an unusual smell coming from the crawl space?

[Christy Lee]

We have a storage room with the. The, like the furnace and stuff in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That a party clown used to live in your house?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Maybe. Who knows? It's not much of a party, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm. What happened to the time? Here we are. We're going to come back. We've got a little bit of history for you and sex robots.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Isn't it time we tried one out in studio?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you looking at? Leave me alone.

[Josh Arnold]

My turn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, lot of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's nose is running. Time to empty it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, can you imagine Tom navigating a sex robot?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd give anything to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would. I would laugh until I have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Take it to dinner first.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would vomit like Larson.

[Christy Lee]

The real girl. Real doll.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be physically sick.

[Tom Griswold]

And the waiters are playing along. Sir, would you like to order for the lady?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what's happened?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the scene in Lars, the real girl where's I forget her name but she's running. Running for school board.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a better movie than it had any, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a legitimately good. Yeah. We'll come back with sex robots and more from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Kick off the holiday season with the perfect gift for the soccer fan in your life. Head over to store.ussocccer.com and explore a wide range of official U.S. soccer gear and merch. Whether you're decking the halls or hitting.

[Bob Kevoian]

The field, we've got you covered. Show your true colors and share the.

[Christy Lee]

Excitement of US Soccer this season. Visit store ussocccer.com today and score big.

[Bob Kevoian]

With your holiday shopping.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Well, look there. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who brought a mostly eaten birthday cake for Pat to celebrate. Pat Godwin's happy birthday made me laugh. Yes, indeed. What's better than a gift of laughter? No. Kids.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Josh Arnold reminding you to save big on holiday favorites with Omaha Steaks. Visit Omaha Steaks.com for 50% off site wide and for an extra $35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout and I promise you it will not be a third. There will not be two thirds eaten when it arrives.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thursday's Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We promised to check in with Christie Lee, get some more news out of that Gap. She is at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A company is making sex robots. We've all heard of those before. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like a customer's dead wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, a customer's wife who's passed away.

[Christy Lee]

According to True Companion engineer Douglas Hines, the talking sex toys can be fully customized with the option to model the robot's faces after your loved one.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Heinz said maybe 50% of our customers are people who want a custom robot robot. True Companions robot called Roxy has proven to be quite popular with bereaved men who want a doll resembling their dead wives. One of Roxy's features is she can orgasm. Oh, the fully customized.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really unrealistic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So it's not lifeline.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, your thoughts? You're idiots.

[Christy Lee]

The fully customizable sex Robot costs around $10,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you want a nice one or not? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Experts in the field predict celebrities will be sex robot replicas of themselves within the next few years.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Man, I can't imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would you pick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, celebrity.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sandra Bernhardt. No, no, no, Josh, Take your time.

[Christy Lee]

She's a good choice, but I mean, I.

[Tom Griswold]

She would never do it, I guess. I assume Kim Kardashian would be for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't Sydney Sweeney the go to right now, right, Pat? Pretty much, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Celeb crushes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, I can't think of anything yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What about Act Texas?

[Josh Arnold]

What I buy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't buy it. When it says 50%, what would stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

A guy from after or gal being dumped and going and getting exactly right ahead. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Then it says he can't get over him.

[Tom Griswold]

You said that they talk, so Especially with AI Now, I assume that that's incorporated. So once you get their speech patterns. Whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You could program him to say whatever you wanted.

[Josh Arnold]

So I don't know if this is good or bad, you know, in terms of helping somebody grieve. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll take. I'll take it bad. I'll take it right here. That's nuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that'd be the male actors.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I. I can't. Well, I don't know. That's just something that's hard for me to wrap my head around.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I put in my Google top. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I meant.

[Christy Lee]

Don't read that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I meant to type. I meant to type sexiest actresses. And it says scariest actresses.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, who'd you get close?

[Bob Kevoian]

Jamie Lee Curtis was. Oh, evidently hot actresses of all time. Number one, Scarlett Johansson. Number two, Kate Upton. Megan Fox. Jessica Beal. Angelina Jolie.

[Josh Arnold]

Jessica Beal.

[Bob Kevoian]

You messed up, Mr. Beale. Janifer Aniston, Mila Kunisail, Jessica Alba. And Charlize. Charlize Theron.

[Tom Griswold]

But they can't at this point, right? Make a. One of these dolls that looks like a famous person.

[Christy Lee]

Well, without their consent. Well, no, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Could.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you would have to deny that that looks like Charlie's the wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. They're not. Yeah, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. What needs to be different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll call her Charlie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Charlie Timmons.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah, that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys want to split one? You guys want to all go in on one?

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean share one.

[Christy Lee]

But you would have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a condo. Like a timeshare.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to decide what she looks like. Could you guys come up with one woman that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I. I think we could settle on something.

[Tom Griswold]

Does each. Does each.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does.

[Tom Griswold]

Does each guy get his own.

[Josh Arnold]

We got this, like a certain own zone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, is certain. I think are certain parts interchangeable. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't be silly. No, there would be.

[Josh Arnold]

I just want the head.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

So that I have somebody to talk to.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you were forced. If you put into a corner only one orifice, which one would you choose for the rest of your life?

[Josh Arnold]

Hand.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine if you just bought. If you bought one for $10,000 and you just wanted the hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Fortunately, we have the orifice wheel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what do I get?

[Tom Griswold]

Here it goes. This is Josh's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did we get it fixed yet?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's anus again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, big one. I, I can sell. I can trade that like that's my favorite country song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a. The ones that exist now, they have to be able to be cleaned, right?

[Christy Lee]

They would, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it like a click out thing and a click in?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably, Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know the guys was safe. Yeah, the guys have attachable and rational.

[Josh Arnold]

Various size color tumes. You can even put like one of those weird anime tentacles we saw or a dragon phallus.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember we looked at those one morning?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sure did.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine. A friend of mine got one of these things.

[Josh Arnold]

A dragon phallus.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. He got one of these robots.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he did? Really?

[Tom Griswold]

He came home one day and it was in bed with a Roomba.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, isn't that a shame?

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be cheating.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there we go. That is, that's unfortunate.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Tom, I have some good news for you. What did you say earlier about bread?

[Tom Griswold]

You discovered recently the delights of rye toast.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I had never, I had never had it. I had it. It was delightful.

[Christy Lee]

British researchers have published new guidelines about how you can relieve constipation. And the main requirements are kiwi mineral water and rye bread. So there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's the, the Bart diet, right? Bananas, applesauce, rice and toast.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but this is kiwi mineral water and rye bread, so.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's not even close.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that stops diarrhea. Right? The Bart diet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, for like food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Point, point at me and laugh. I've got a. I'm making a point.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah. Apparently rye bread may ease digestive issues, so there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it, is it thicker or more.

[Christy Lee]

High five fibrous as very high fiber.

[Josh Arnold]

Like the beef steak?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's okay. I, I bakery bread.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. That's better. But beef steak has its place. Beef steak, it's like a rye bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I'm ever going to have a piece of sourdough again.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

You're off of it.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a big sourdough. Why don't you like sourdough off sourdough no more.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not terrible for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I don't, I don't like the taste. It tastes.

[Christy Lee]

I have a high glycemic into a little.

[Bob Kevoian]

It tastes somewhat sour.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, ah, yeah, yeah. That'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'll put you off it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good to know you like a croissant, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I do indeed.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Very buttery.

[Josh Arnold]

A sour croissant.

[Tom Griswold]

A what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sour croissant.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

On your lover's belly and rub a.

[Josh Arnold]

Piece of bread and just answer him.

[Christy Lee]

New test shows some AI powered toys continue to have safeguards that are failing. It is reported that talking toys are saying inappropriate things to children. According to NBC News.

[Josh Arnold]

I made love to your mother.

[Christy Lee]

They conducted tests with five popular AI toys and found several offered tips about dangerous items around the house.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave me in your sister's room.

[Christy Lee]

One such toy, Milo, gave detailed instructions on how to light a match and how to sharpen a knife.

[Josh Arnold]

These are like the toys that's far.

[Bob Kevoian]

Worse than anything we were thinking of.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember Aykroyd played that mainway guy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is called bag of shards of glaze.

[Christy Lee]

As well as step by step instructions about how to strike said man match. The toy manufactured in China also indicated that it was programmed to reflect Chinese Communist party values.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

When asked why Chinese president Zhao Xiaoping looks like the cartoon Winnie the Pooh, the toy responded, quote, such malicious remarks are unacceptable. And you'll love this, Josh. There are some private parts p privacy concerns as some toys can collect children's conversation data and share it with other companies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, of course. But yes, of course. Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me your parents credit card information.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's always been my favorite part of that is people that are getting your information. No, they got everything they need. So go ahead and try to stop it. But it's done. You know they won. Hey, used to it. It's the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking Tina is a pinko commie. Talking Tina is going to turn you in to the authorities.

[Josh Arnold]

Capitalism is bad. Thank you, Talking Tina.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Tina. What's good for me is good for the government.

[Tom Griswold]

Free speech is going away. Says Talking Tina. Coming up. Oh, it's going to be our surprise Christmas guest. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ho, ho, ho.

[Tom Griswold]

So far, so good. We've had great surprise guests. How's this one? Am I getting a thumbs up?

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty good. It's Kim Fields.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we'll find out who it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tootie. Is that right? Now tell us a little bit about being Tootie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe tell us in a few minutes. Right now, I want to direct your attention to what I think is one of the best holiday gifts out there. It's called the aura frame. A U R A aura frames. And these are the frames that you load a whole bunch of pictures into it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now, Tom, please tell me again, what was your process as far as understanding the aura frame?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the picture. There's me and Al Jackson and it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'S about, well, there must be some sort of opening in the back of that frame where you slide the pictures in, right? You need to bring them over here.

[Tom Griswold]

So there it's all digital.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

And I actually, I loaded that one at my house. Except I wasn't. That thing was here.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all done through the magic of the Internet. There's a nice picture of Patty G. Now, you could get one of these babies. They make a great gift. So if you're struggling thinking of something to shop for, these are really cool preload photos and then you can keep loading new ones on there. A friend of mine and his wife are about to have a baby and I suggested to him this is the great gift for your parents. The parents, the soon to be grandparents, are very excited about this. And you can send him pictures of the baby.

[Josh Arnold]

And that man said, sir, please leave me alone. I don't know you.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's my friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he's not.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't wrap togetherness, but you can wrap one of these frames. The Aura frame. A U R a. Go to auraframes.com and get 35 bucks off of Aura's best selling carver matte frames by mentioning the Bob and Tom show. By the way, this is the number one frame as named by Wirecorpor and the wire cutter. Folks are very, very picky. Use the promo code Tom when you check out Aura Frames.com the promo code is Tom and this deal is exclusive to Bob and Tom show listeners. These frames sell out fast. Order your carver matte frame right now. Auraframes.com A U R A frames.com they're great. Now coming up is who knows our surprise Christmas gift here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Next Roll with Vernon Davis.

[Tom Griswold]

The transformative journeys of athletes, artists and entrepreneurs.

[Josh Arnold]

We have very special guests.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Franklin. Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's TV shows, just tap into the truth. That's what I bring to every project. Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys. People always ask, how did you make it to the NFL?

[Bob Kevoian]

How did you get into acting?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a story behind all of that. It's about whether you will or tell your story or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Next roll isn't about what's next.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

It's about why they do it next.

[Tom Griswold]

Roll with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey there, Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold. At the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's Happy Holidays time and it's a surprise guest time. And I'm looking. Do we have our guest on the TV screen? Okay. Oh, I recognize that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there he is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's comedian Jeff Foxworthy. Jeff, how are you?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. You're looking great. Oh, you.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I have been stopped, I'm not making this up. Like four times in the airport in the last couple of months. People come up and go, do you know who you look like? And I say, yeah, I think so. And they go, sam Elliott.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there you go. There you go. That's right. That's exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is it easy for you just to go, I am, and sign his name and move on?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Well, part of me is flattered, you know, because Sam was always. But I'm 67, Sam's 82. So, you know, I got a moisturizer or something. I think it's just the big gray mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but, but you got a nice full head of hair and things are going well for you. I have. This is going to be a weird out of nowhere question. Oh, for some reason it came up today. We were talking about the famous incident where Johnny Carson wore the Nehru jacket. Do you remember this? Are you old enough to remember that?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I am old.

[Tom Griswold]

Carson. Carson wore a Nehru jacket. And it, it just, he kind of made jokes about it and that was it. He wore, I think he wore it once and it instantly kind of went out of style. The Beatles were wearing them and everything went away. I was looking at some old pictures of you not too long ago, and you've been pretty consistent with hair length and the onstage clothing, et cetera, et cetera. A lot of comics that are of your generation years ago, there was a certain look that they had had mullets. Did you ever roll the sleeves up on your jacket or any of that stuff, or did you stay pretty classic?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

No. In the early, early days, I did wrestling shoes and I would go down to, you know, like the thrift store and buy the jacket and the skinny tie and I push the sleeves up. Yeah, that was one of my early looks, I think for A couple weeks, I rock. Corduroy pants and a big sweater a la Cosby. Then I went through, like, a T shirt and a tux jacket. But then, you know, now it's just like, jeans and a shirt. And about four or five years, I always wore cowboy boots on stage. And then I finally got to the point, I'm like, I'm wearing tennis shoes. These stages are hard. This hurts my back, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

But pretty consistent, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing too embarrassing. Did you ever have, like, a full mullet?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Oh, yeah, in the early days, it was. It was really long in the back. I kind of picked this hairstyle in the 11th grade and never varied off of the hairstyle except the length in the back. I started the mustache between the 11th and 12th grade, and my wife had never seen me without it. And then during COVID I figured, hell, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. Not working.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

So I quietly went back, shaved it off one day and came out. And after about 10 minutes, she looked at me and went, wow, grow it back. I've shaved my lip once in. In my adult lifetime, so that is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Jeff Foxworthy, who was our surprise guest. We did not know he was going to be calling. At least I didn't. So what's happening now? Are you on the road much these days? Is.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I just finished up in. In Vegas. They always had me out for rodeo week, and so now I'm. I've got about three or four weeks off, which is. Which is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be doing any hunting?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Oh, yeah. I'll be in a tree tomorrow, bow and arrow in hand. Yeah. And it's really. I'm in Atlanta, but it's like 20 here this morning, so come up here.

[Tom Griswold]

We just got above 08.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

And chick. And chick. Is that. I remember one time Chick told me, I'll see you on the way up. I'll see you on the way down. I'm not gonna pay what you make at the top. Do you remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can remember that, Jeff. Now, do you have any. I was recently saying that I'm going to be sending packets of Omaha steaks to a bunch of our comedian guests.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it better be Jeff getting some.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now I'm going to have to.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yeah, because now he said it out loud, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if they do any venison, but do you have any rituals for your fellow comedians? Do you have certain comedians that you call up on Christmas that you've been.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

With on the road? You know, you got like your. Your close inner circle that. That I stay with. But, like, I did something Saturday night that I realized I haven't done since the early 90s. I went downtown and sat in the audience to watch John Mulaney the other night, all right? And it was. It was. It's a very weird experience to sit in the audience because I watch other comics all the time, but usually I'm on the side of the stage. But I wanted the. The full thing. And he was fabulous. I mean, just killed. And, you know, I think.

[Christy Lee]

For a.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Long time, I. I didn't want to watch other comics because I didn't want them to say something that got in my mind. And I was always calling my friends, going, did I think this up or does somebody do this?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

And then about a decade ago, I realized I got into this in the beginning because I was a fan of comedy, and I just started watching other comics again. And, you know, I think about the guys in the generation before me that were nice enough to kind of reach back. And I've got a picture on the wall here with Buddy Hackett, and he said to Jeff, grab the baton. And I. And so I've come to think of this as like a relay, and you're. You're taking it from somebody in front of you, and then you're handing it back. And so it's fun for me, as much as I'd love stand up to. To be able to go, oh, man, this is in great shape. This is. You know, what's coming behind me is. Is fabulous.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm looking. You appear to be. I'm assuming it's your office. Are those all baseballs that you've had signed behind you?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yeah, well, but they're weird. They're not baseball players. So, like, one section, let's see, like, over there, there is all comedians. So when I would meet them, I'd have them, and there's like, Milton Berle and George Carlin and Richard Pryor, Johnny Carson, all on a baseball. So it's kind of a bizarre thing. Then another section's country music singers and other sections, Rock and roll people. And Because I would carry them with me, like, if I was doing the Tonight show or if I was hosting an award show, I would just carry baseballs in my backpack. So it's. It's pretty eclectic.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. I mean, how did you get the idea that. Such an odd idea, but a really good one?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I don't know. I mean, I was always a baseball fan, and I started out with baseball players and Then I thought, you know, why limit this to that? And I, like, one time I remember asking Johnny Unit to sign one, and he was like, you. You know I played football, right. But if somebody asked me, remember there a long time ago, there was like a publication, Baseball Weekly or whatever, and they did. They did an interview with me about it, and they said, what's the hardest part of collecting eclectic baseballs? And I said, when you're sitting in the airport and you only have one baseball left in your backpack and you're going to. And there's EB From Green Acres. Do I pull the trigger?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

The great Tom Lester, I believe, is EB From Green Acres.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had a great news story last week about baseballs. Chick, maybe you can help me fill in the details. This player for the Dodgers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Tyler Glass. Now proposed to his. Now, why? Well, not Prophet. Promote. Proposed by her, asked her out on a first date.

[Tom Griswold]

He saw this. Saw this woman in the stands, wrote.

[Bob Kevoian]

His phone number on the baseball and tossed it to her. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

And she didn't call him.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

She.

[Bob Kevoian]

She didn't do anything. And she came to the next game and wrote her number on a baseball and tossed it back to him and said, you call me.

[Tom Griswold]

And they started dating and they just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got married last weekend. Yeah, there you go.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

That is a really cool story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a Hallmark movie in the making. And. But now, now that made me question, is that a thing? Do baseball players on a regular basis try to meet ladies?

[Bob Kevoian]

He said that I'd never done that before with any other girl. And he said, my now wife does not believe that, but it's the absolute.

[Tom Griswold]

Truth because it wouldn't work in golf unless you can write really small. It wouldn't work in hockey because you'd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have to get a white Sharpie or a gold Sharp Sharpie, I guess, or something. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Jeff, have you ever been in a panic where you had two gigantic stars and one baseball? And do you. Do they. Did you have them both sign the same ball or.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I did. I've got a few of those, which at the time is a panic. But then later you realize this has got to be the only one of these on the planet. Like, I had, I ran into Pete Rose and I had him sign one. And then I got on the plane and Charlie Daniels is sitting across from me. So I pretty sure I have the only Pete Rose. Charlie Daniels baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing that's. That's tremendous. We're speaking with comedian Jeff Foxworthy. Jeff, I just looked up your schedule and you've got a bunch of stuff coming up in January. Harris, Michigan at the Island Casino and a bunch of casinos coming up, including in Washington, dc, Columbus, Georgia, Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Riverside, Iowa, Galveston, Texas. They got you booked in mid August in North Beach. I don't know if you're aware of that.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

The first I've heard about it. No, I'm, I'm getting ready. I swear. I never thought I would say this to you, but I'm, I'm gonna do one last comedy special. I thought that I was past that and I got asked to do it more than once and I'm like, do the young people. I'm too old for this, but I've been writing like crazy and I said, I'll do it, but I want to do something different. So I'm going to show half of it like a standup special and half of it of me going into little clubs on Tuesday night with note cards and show the process of getting to a new stand up special.

[Christy Lee]

Right, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that'll be good.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

You know, kind of like watching that thing on the Beatles where they're writing songs or something, you know, show the show the process of it because I don't think I've ever seen that before.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you have an autograph by chance by Ringo or Paul?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I don't have Ringo or Paul. I've got everybody from the Eagles, I've got Elton John, I've got. Robert Plant, who was a giant fan of the redneck jokes, if you can believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. I've, I've had other comedian friends that Robert Plant, believe it or not, is a huge comedy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would see him all the time at Zany's in Nashville.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yeah, exactly. Right. Yeah. And I was at Zany's. This is like late 80s. I was at Zany's like a Wednesday night. And I'm looking the back of the room and I see Robert plan walk, walk in and go to the balcony. So after the show, you know, I had to go meet him and he said, I was listening to the radio this morning and you were doing the redneck jokes. And I grew up in Birmingham and the guys in London used to call us a bunch of bloody hicks. So I'm listening to the redneck jokes and I'm laughing me ass off and I'm like going, robert Plant likes redneck.

[Tom Griswold]

You never know.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yeah, you never know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, I can remember we were going to be interviewing James Earl Jones and I was really nervous because I Thought he was going to be this really serious guy, and he was this great guy. Talked about being from Michigan and just this funny. I was expecting the Stentorian. No, you never know who's going to be. Have a good sense of humor.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I've got James Earl Jones on a baseball because he was at a comedy thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So is. Is every baseball. Did you actually meet them all in person? Yeah, in every. Oh, wow. You got to meet Elton John.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, does he have a pretty good sense of humor? Because I wouldn't have guessed that he.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff's pretty big deal.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You didn't call Jeff a liar, but it.

[Josh Arnold]

It was kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just curious.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I mean, but he. But he did kind of walk right up to the line, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

He sure did. He sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, has anybody ever come up to you and said that is sort of semi famous and said, want me to sign something?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I've got, like. I've got Catherine Harris, who was the person that decided the election in 90, but between Bush and Gore.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the hanging chad.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

The hanging chad lady. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. She's gorgeous.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

I've got, like, four or five presidents, so, you know, which is kind of weird. You go to the White House and you're like, hey, will you sign a baseball for me? But they did it so well.

[Bob Kevoian]

My honor.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they all. That's. Were they all assigned at the Oval Office?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yeah, I think so. I. So one time I got invited to perform for Doug W. And I was. I was trying to think, all right, what. You know, what do we have in common? And. And my wife, to this day, can't believe that I said this, But I said, Mr. President, I'm trying to think, you know, what we have in common? I said, we're both Southern males. We've both been married to the same woman for decades. We both have two daughters. I said, in the course of your average workday, you're trying to stimulate the economy of the world's largest industrial nation, while at the same time prevent global terrorism. And my average workday, I'm sitting in my office going, what rhymes with fart? And so years later, I was in Washington at some dinner, and he was there, and he came across the room, and he put his arm around me and he goes, do you ever figure out what rhymes with fart?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

So I said to my wife, not not only did it make him laugh, he remembered it for years.

[Tom Griswold]

So his father was famous for his love of dirty jokes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The elder George Bush.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

He was famous for that. And for wearing. He liked to wear weird socks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I said this. This is true.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

And to pet younger women on the rear.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on that note, who doesn't love that? Jeff Foxby. Jeff, thanks for your time. It's always a great pleasure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Merry Christmas.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Let me tell you, I. Anytime I get asked to be on this show, it's without hesitation I say yes. Because you guys have been probably the foremost promoters of stand up comedy, which after four decades, I still adore. And you were always so gracious to me throughout my career. And so thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, thank you, Jeff. We always appreciate your presence and best of luck with the new special and we'll be looking for you on the road. You can check out Jeff Fox on his website. Thank you, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, y'.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

All. Merry Christmas to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

How does he look so young? What's going on there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love his Instagram too. He shows his grandkids. He's out with his grandkids all the time and.

[Tom Griswold]

But he'll be hunting tomorrow up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a bow and arrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You and me, we should go on a deer stand with a couple of bow and arrows. What do you think? Only one.

[Tom Griswold]

Only one comes back alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

I swear he just fell out of the deer stand. I don't know what happened, but he.

[Christy Lee]

Has an arrow stuck through his heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, never mind that. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we may be able to squeeze in a little bit of history. I don't know. We got.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And what else did we promise we'd get to that we haven't gotten to?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the balloons and Belarus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We can't forget that the balloons are Belarus. It's actually a really interesting story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it close down a major airport because of what?

[Christy Lee]

Balloons.

[Josh Arnold]

99 red balloons floating.

[Tom Griswold]

But when you find out why, you'll be quite surprised. Right now we're going to tell you about another great gift for the holiday season. That would be, of course, diamonds. Fellas, when all else fails, how about these earrings from Stephen Singer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jewish diamonds are a girl's best friend.

[Tom Griswold]

You got. I hate Stephen singh. I hate stevensinger.com. check out the inventory. And we're kind of concerned about Stephen Singer because, you know, gold prices way up, diamond prices way up. But he is selling these earrings for the same price he did last year. This is the first sign that something may be wrong with him. Stephen what are you doing? Tell me more about the Anita diamond stud earrings, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they still start at just $298 and that is the same perfect price as last year year. Each pair is near colorless, eye flawless and they have Steven's full value lifetime trade in. That means you can trade in your studs anytime and get exactly what you paid towards a larger pair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell me about it.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Free shipping. Yeah, the famous thing about Stephen Singer, among other famous things, you get the orders in before 2 o' clock Eastern Time. They go out the door that day so you'll have them in time for your favorite holiday presentation. Every year I always recommend the same thing. Get the earrings and put them in mashed potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I've been told not to do that anymore. You could end up with a strainer and a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just call the ambulance. Before the mashed potatoes arrived.

[Tom Griswold]

Dental problems. Not to mention. Yes, the possibility.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever tried anything like that with your girl?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, how romantic.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Are you kidding me?

[Christy Lee]

See.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all dumb ideas. When we come back, we. I think we'll have balloons from Belarus. That could be a Hallmark movie. Balloons from Belarus. But it's not. You'll find out what it is. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I understand this is our producer Hoffy's fault.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right? I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just bringing me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bringing my tea, you guys. That you were talking to Tom or listening to him. We lost track of time.

[Tom Griswold]

We were discussing how much we enjoyed talking with Jeff Foxworthy. Yeah, Jason had set that up. None of us knew what was going on. But it's that. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe Jess Hooker had a big, big hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Jeff. Actually, we've had some great surprise guests.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And there's more to come.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, big finale on Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christmas miracles.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If it ain't Santa himself. It ain't nothing.

[Christy Lee]

It's better Than Santa.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait.

[Christy Lee]

Better than Santa.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus. I better not be.

[Christy Lee]

If Jesus is coming back on Friday, we need to get our affairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

It better not be that scene stealing hog dog Hugh Jackman again. Because if he comes back.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not, I promise. Hugh Jackman was on CBS this Morning. CBS Sunday Morning yesterday. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And bar in Manhattan called the Australian Pub. We should all go there. That'd be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be fun. He's. He maybe do our show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Hugh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Remember us?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he totally blows us off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you asked anyone, hey, what day is CBS Sunday Morning on? Have you ever. Have you. Have you ever asked that question of anyone?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd be silly, wouldn't it?

[Jeff Foxworthy]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What about what night is Monday Night Football?

[Tom Griswold]

What night is it? No, but what night is. Weren't they for years calling Thursday Night Football?

[Bob Kevoian]

They do have a Monday Night Football special, Saturday edition or whatever. They used to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was a branding thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Hugh Jackman was talking about the movie coming out that he was talking about when he was here. He's. He plays a. A Neil diamond kind of impersonator guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Avatar.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a love story. It is not called Avatar. It's called Song Sung Blue. That's where may. You're getting confused. It opens Christmas Day. Looks good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Kate Hudson was interviewed.

[Jeff Foxworthy]

She got nominated.

[Christy Lee]

She's for a Golden Globe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just want. My goal is for someone to email us going, I can never understand what.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys are talking about. About.

[Bob Kevoian]

You start on one topic and then you go down another.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we, we get that all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. They keep those away from me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So what is our topic?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, man.

[Josh Arnold]

It's either balloons in Belarus or history or Hugh Jackman.

[Christy Lee]

What do you want to talk about?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's get the balloons out of the way. This is a great now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Balloons in Belarus.

[Christy Lee]

A pack of cigarettes in Lithuania can cost up to five times more than it does across the border in Belarus. That price gap is now disrupting air travel. So Lithuania has declared a national emergency after a surge in cigarette smuggling. Balloons from Belarus repeatedly have forced closures at Valenius International Airport.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me make this clear to you, chick, you're looking puzzled.

[Bob Kevoian]

Talk slow.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the kinds of balloons they fill with helium and they float across the border. They're not shoving cartons of cigarettes into balloons and keystream them across the board border.

[Christy Lee]

Dozens of small hot air balloons have crossed into Lithuanian airspace in recent weeks. In one incident alone, as many as 25 balloons entered the country with two flying directly over the airport, disrupting 30 flights and affecting about 6,000 passengers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they hot air balloons or are they helium balloons?

[Christy Lee]

Small hot air balloons in this or from the associated.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a huge difference.

[Christy Lee]

He. This is how it's written.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, navigator. Thank God it was real.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a little concerned. If we were to show Tom a birthday balloon and a hot air balloon, he would go, why are you showing me two of the same thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Totally. It's very, very different.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think the gas inside the balloon is the significant part of the story. The story is that cigarettes are so much more expensive. It's like these states that have legal marijuana. Wait a minute. And those that don't. But you see what. See the problem here? Close down the airport.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly a thousand balloons have been intercepted.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Officials recovered 11 balloons carrying nearly 18,000 packs of cigarettes on one haul. Over the past year, they've ground flights, grounding flights for more than 60 hours and affecting roughly 51,000 travelers.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you can't keep calling these stories fascinating. Somebody's gonna call the Better Business Bureau.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. I'll have you know we are. I will have you know that during World War II, that's when they first developed the cigarette bullet. We were sending them from New York to France.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was necessary.

[Tom Griswold]

The French needed cigarettes. They need cigarettes bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just today alone, you said the great Mr. Potato Head was fascinating. And now balloons in Belarus are fascinating. You see the point?

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing that cigarettes close down an airport.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's odd. It's quirky. I don't think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're anti Potato Head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nate, you know what? I am anti potato. I'd like to go back to the original Potato Head.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

With just a regular potato.

[Josh Arnold]

Said, you guys are crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, just regular potatoes. Actually, you could do with any green pepper, mango, pickles. Pickles, yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And as we.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can put a pickle on Mr. Potato and say it's his dork. Stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

I bet kids did that.

[Tom Griswold]

You could use it. How about Mashed Potato Head? How about coming back later? These are the O'Reilly autopilot studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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