The BOB & TOM Show - December 16, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – December 16, 2025

Podcast Summary & Highlights

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Overview

This lively episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends signature comedy, pop culture discussions, sports updates, audience letters, and a playful look at holiday traditions – both classic and quirky. The team delivers their irreverent humor and banter, encounters technical mishaps, and spotlights everything from NFL records to KFC-fueled Christmas in Japan, all wrapped up with favorite show bits and audience interaction.

Tone: Playful, irreverent, fast-paced, and camaraderie-laden
Cast: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay
Guest: Kostaki Economopoulos (NFL correspondent)

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Table of Contents

1. Cast & Episode Structure
2. Key Segments and Discussion Points
   • Sports Highlights & Letter from Listeners
   • Comedy Songs & Christmas Bits
   • Letters: Cashless Culture and Merch Memories
   • Hamilton Tangent & Theater Experiences
   • Sex Robots, TV Actors’ Songs, Slang for Cannabis
   • Christmas Traditions Around the World
   • Menopause & Women’s Libido-Boosting Medication
   • NFL Analysis (with Kostaki Economopoulos)
   • Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
3. Select Timestamps
4. Conclusion

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1. Cast & Episode Structure

• Hosts: Tom Griswold (B), Chick McGee (C), Christy Lee (D), Josh Arnold (A), Pat Godwin (A), Ace Cosby (A), Jeff Oskay (A)
• Format: Interspersed segments with team banter, musical/comedy sketches, letters, topical news, and themed holiday content.

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2. Key Segments & Discussion Points

Sports Highlights & Letter From Listeners

• NFL Recap & Steelers’ Record
  [05:21]

  • Steelers beat the Dolphins (28-15), marking a 23-game home win streak for PIT on Monday Night Football.
    • Chick: “Always take the Steelers at home on Monday Night Football...” (05:52)
    • Reminder of the ongoing B&T Show NFL contest, $500 Steven Singer gift card on the line.

• Breaking Sports News
  [14:51, 80:01]

  • Discussion of Patrick Mahomes’ injury and its impact on the Chiefs.
    • Chick: “Kansas City Chiefs...out of the playoffs and without their quarterback Patrick Mahomes, who had surgery last night...” (80:22)

• Fantasy Football & Letters
  [06:39 - 09:02]

  • Listener mail sets a comedic, personal tone (“hello, my rays of sunshine”) and drives riffs about show merchandise and theatrical concessions.

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Comedy Songs & Christmas Bits

• Classic Parodies & Poems
  [20:07, 21:24]

  • Paul Gilmartin’s “Christmas Poem” performed, satirizing holiday dysfunction:

    “Shopping hours long and hard, Visa phones and cancelled card. Unpaid bills and mounting debts — family gathers, depression sets...” (20:11, Tom reciting)

  • Tim Wilson’s “Uncle BS” as a poetic modern nativity riff.

• Musical Tributes & Requests
  [23:22, 29:17, 38:02]

  • Haywood Banks’ “Christmas at Betty Ford”
  • Pat Godwin’s grunge parody (“Jack Cast” style)
  • Pat Godwin ukulele song: “A little ukulele goes a long, long way...” (38:02)
  • Discussion of Albert King’s cheeky “Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’”

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Letters: Cashless Culture and Merch Memories

Major theme throughout opening hour (10:22 - 13:25)

• Cashless Theaters & Everyday Transactions

  • Tom recounts taking his 12-year-old daughter to “Hamilton,” surprised to find cash isn’t accepted at the concession stand.
    • Tom: “I gave her 20 bucks...she said, ‘they don’t take cash’...I didn’t know that was legal.” (10:52)
  • Listener commiserates about SeaWorld San Antonio’s cashless policy.
    • Chick: “Cash days are over, man!” (11:36)

• Change Jar Memories & Breakup Theft

  • Anecdotes of giant coin jugs and breakups leading to “jug theft, might have been a felony.” (12:53)

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Hamilton Tangent & Theater Experiences

[07:19 - 09:02]

• Tom describes seeing “Hamilton” for the fourth time:
  • Praises “the staging, the dancing, the lighting,” notes theater bathroom design flaws.
• Panel takes comedic tangents about non-white casting and historic inaccuracy.
• Related digressions: credit cards vs. coins, cash safety, generational differences.

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Sex Robots, TV Actors’ Songs, Slang for Cannabis

Sex Robots Letter

[13:30 - 27:04]

• Letter about people buying robots resembling lost loved ones, leading to Jetsons Rosie robot impressions and jokes about mortality.
  • “If Josh ever gets one...I imagine it’ll be Rosie from the Jetsons.” (27:15, Tom)

TV Actors as Pop Stars

[48:02 - 46:00]

• The crew debates songs performed by actors not known for singing:
  • Don Johnson’s “Heartbeat” (extended comparison with DeFranco Family, Eddie Murphy, David Soul)
  • William Shatner’s “Rocket Man” (“He’s talk singing!” (60:13, Christy))
  • Discussion expands into actor “hits” lists: John Travolta, Bruce Willis (“Bruno”), Patrick Swayze, Rick Springfield, Jack Wagner, etc.

Cannabis Slang

[66:16 - 75:31]

• What do smokers call it?
  • “Jazz cabbage,” “devil’s lettuce,” “weed,” “loud,” “Reggie,” etc.
  • Jeff: “In my old neighborhood, they would call it loud...and loud costs more than the Reggie.” (70:49)
• Deep-dive: blunt vs. spliff, Acapulco gold, tie stick, ganja, regional slang.

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Christmas Traditions Around the World

[98:11 – 164:00]

• Japan:
  • “Christmas in Japan means KFC...sparked by a hugely successful ‘70s ad campaign.” (162:07)
• Catalonia, Spain:
  • El Caganer – “a small figurine squatting to poop” appears in nativity scenes for good luck.
    • Christy: “If you’ve been to Spain, this is a huge deal...famous actors and queens, squatting and pooping.” (164:12)
• Sweden:
  • “Donald Duck Christmas special is a huge tradition.”
• More…:
  • Pooping elves, Donald Duck in Swedish, “naked” Christmas tree trend (trees with only lights, no ornaments), debated by the crew.

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Menopause & Women’s Libido-Boosting Medication

[143:25 – 149:53]

• Topical arousal creams and pills for female sexual health discussed with the usual Bob & Tom ribald flair.
  • Christy: “A so-called Viagra for women is now available for pre-order.”
  • Product names skewered as “Dare to Play,” “Addyi,” and suggestions like “Moist Triangle,” “Swampy Bush.” (145:37 & following)
• Factoids: FDA recently expanded Addyi approval to postmenopausal women, conversation veers into cultural taboos.

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NFL Analysis with Kostaki Economopoulos

[88:09 – 97:23]

• Rivers Jokes Galore:
  • Rivers’ return to the field, his ten children and the expense of Christmas, with a barrage of quips:
    • “He calls that old TV show the Brady Few!” (90:21)
  • Mahomes’ injury, playoff picture, Taylor Swift references.
• Holiday Wishes: Kostaki details Christmas plans, poker nights, and upcoming tour dates.

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3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote / Moment | |--------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 05:51 | “This is the equivalent of a sure thing...Always take the Steelers at home on MNF...” – Chick | | 10:52 | “She goes, ‘they don’t take cash.’ I didn’t know that was legal!” – Tom | | 20:11 | “Shopping hours long and hard, Visa phones and cancelled card. Unpaid bills and mounting debts…” – Paul Gilmartin’s poem (Tom reciting) | | 27:15 | “If Josh ever gets one of these sex robots, I imagine it’ll be Rosie from the Jetsons.” – Tom | | 70:49 | “Do you have that loud? Or do you have Reggie? ... loud costs more than Reggie.” – Jeff Oskay | | 80:22 | “Kansas City Chiefs...out of the playoffs and without their quarterback Patrick Mahomes, who had surgery last night…” – Chick | | 143:44 | “You don’t need a Keurig machine. Just water!” (Java House coffee ad, leading to jokes) | | 145:37 | “How about Moist Triangle?” – Chick | | 149:36 | Josh: “You know how to make a hormone? — Don’t pay her!” | | 162:12 | “In Japan, Christmas means KFC... sparked by a hugely successful '70s ad campaign.” – Christy | | 164:12 | “If you’ve been to Spain, this is a huge deal...they have the queen, famous actors, all squatting and pooping.” – Christy Lee |

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4. Select Timestamps for Key Segments

• 05:21: Steelers' home streak and football contest talk
• 10:52: Cashless concessions and culture tangents
• 13:30: Sex robot letter, “Jetsons” riff
• 20:07: Paul Gilmartin’s Christmas poem reading
• 21:24: Tim Wilson’s “Uncle BS” poem
• 23:22: Haywood Banks' “Christmas at Betty Ford”
• 38:02: Pat Godwin ukulele song, “A little ukulele goes a long, long way”
• 48:02 & 49:56: TV actor song debate ("Don Johnson, Heartbeat")
• 66:16–75:31: Cannabis slang, “jazz cabbage,” “loud,” “Reggie,” etc.
• 88:09: NFL jokes barrage from Kostaki Economopoulos
• 98:11–164:00: International Christmas traditions
• 143:25: FDA-Approved “Viagra for Women,” naming jokes
• 162:12: Japan’s KFC Christmas tradition
• 164:12: Spain’s pooping nativity figures (“el caganer”)

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5. Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show showcases the hosts’ chemistry and quick wit, blending topical news, audience engagement, holiday goofiness, and classic Bob & Tom irreverence. Highlights include deadpan poetry, first-rate NFL zingers, hilarious audience letters, and a spirited tribute to weird holiday traditions from around the globe. For fans and holiday drop-ins alike, it delivers a rich dose of laughs and a break from December seriousness.

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Missed the whole show? Start with these segments:

• Holiday “Christmas at Betty Ford” (23:22),
• Hamilton theater banter (07:19),
• Kostaki’s monologue (88:09),
• TV actors’ pop songs debate (48:02),
• International Christmas traditions (98:11 & 162:12).

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Two hours ago, Kyle arrived at the bar.

[A]

Hey, what's everyone drinking?

[B]

Thirty minutes ago, Kyle got his friends another round of drinks.

[C]

Cheers.

[B]

Five minutes ago, Kyle decided to drive home drunk. A minute ago, a law enforcement officer pulled up behind Kyle.

[D]

Sir, have you been drinking?

[A]

Tonight, a chain of events that began.

[B]

Two hours ago is about to change Kyle's whole world. Drive sober or get pulled over. Paid for by nhtsa.

[C]

It's the bob and tom show. Everyone enjoyed the unspoiled acapella majesty of Chicken Dean and all their best. Well, now they're back and just in time for the holidays. Chicken Dean and all their Christmas best. Just listen to these Christmas classics. You'll get sing alongs that the whole family can enjoy. And hey, let's not forget why we celebrate Christmas. Two men, two voices and one shining star. If you order before midnight tonight, you'll get honky and hornies clowning around at Christmas. It's just for the kids. But wait, there's more for this special radio offer. Only if you call right now, you'll get Chicken Dean and horny and honky. Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

[B]

So don't forget that phone number. And call now.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

I. I knew it. Hey. Hi there. Ho there. Come on in. Take off your skin, rattle around in your bones. It's the Bobbitt Splendid in velour.

[A]

Is that what that is?

[C]

It looks fuzzy from here. Christy Lee's.

[D]

I'd call it Velour.

[C]

Shirt with a. With a collar. Looks like she's riding and roping later today.

[D]

Yeah, baby.

[C]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Tom. Stretching it out. That's right. Don't start anything till you stretch. Gotta stretch.

[B]

Yeah, there we go. Stretch things out. Thank you very much. I will try to squeeze in some more Christmas classics from the Bob and Tom show coming up today. I know.

[A]

I have a request. A Christmas poem by Paul Gilmartin.

[B]

Oh, sure.

[A]

Thinking about it this morning.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

By the way your song, Mr. Grizz, is a brand new hot off the presses video on our Bob and Tom YouTube channel. As of about an hour ago it was posted.

[C]

So be careful when you watch it. It might be still hot. Yeah, right out of the oven.

[B]

Stars. The puppets.

[D]

Oh, we love the puppets.

[B]

Yeah, the Josh puppet is great. It's just fantastic. And the production's amazing. If you get a chance, check it out on, on YouTube. It's really funny. And that would come to you from Josh.

[C]

Harlem.

[B]

I make a guest appearance correcting a couple of quick things.

[C]

Correcting, clarifying.

[B]

We'll, we'll get to all those things. We have lots of your letters. Breaking news in the world of sports, please.

[C]

Huh? What do you mean breaking?

[B]

Last night there was a NFL Monday Night Football.

[C]

Okay, that's breaking. All right. Steelers beat the Dolphins last night, 28:15. Aaron Rodgers, 224 yards and two touchdowns and get along to this. The Steelers won their second straight and the Pittsburgh Steelers have won 23 straight home games on Monday Night Football.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

How's that taste? Wow. That seems like a trend.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, once again, hooray for the old guys.

[C]

This is the. This is the equivalent of a sure thing. This is a lock in the betting world. Always take the Steelers at home on Monday Night Football, did you?

[B]

You'll never lose. Yeah, I did. Okay. Okay.

[C]

Very good. Blind.

[B]

Now, what this means is that Week 16 begins Thursday evening. So once again, go to bobandtom.com contest. Make your picks. You'll end up picking against Chick McGee and the shoe in of the week. Not to mention winning that $500 gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Peruse the [e-mail] that's ihatestevensinger.com and we'll be talking about Stephen a little bit later on. You got to get those orders in, but also get your entries in. We'd love to have you be a winner. Once again, week 16 coming up in the the NFL. Got a nice letter to start things off right here.

[C]

Is that right? It says we're starting off on a good note.

[B]

This comes to us from Laura. Ms. Laura, kind enough to write, hello, my rays of sunshine. So apparently this is Lord Boy, Laura.

[C]

What sort of gloomy existence do you have to live that we are the wrong radio.

[A]

It's got kindergarten teacher kind of greeting, isn't it?

[C]

Yeah, right.

[B]

I just got my new shirt from your pop up shop.

[D]

Mm.

[B]

Love it. Thank you very much for the laughs. Well, you're welcome, Ms. Laura. We certainly appreciate you. So, yeah, the pop up shop open and closed.

[D]

Yeah, that's why it's popped up. You got to get it while you can.

[B]

Yeah. We'll have another. Another one coming up shortly. This next letter involves merchandise.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

I mentioned this yesterday. I went to see the play, the stage play Hamilton over the weekend.

[C]

And you loved it, right? I did too. I love him. I can't get enough of Hamilton. I'll go see it anywhere. Anywhere, anytime.

[B]

It was the fourth time I've seen it and it was a terrific production.

[D]

No interest.

[B]

It was actually the best version of it I've seen. And I've seen it in four different places, man.

[A]

Hamilton actually white in this one. Is that why it was the best one?

[B]

The actor who portrayed Mr. Hamilton, I.

[A]

Was he white?

[B]

No.

[A]

So they go out of their way to not cast a white person.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[B]

I get that feeling.

[C]

Yes. They go out of their way.

[A]

Some would call that discrimination. Some could.

[B]

I wasn't going to bring up any aspect of Hamilton as much. I really enjoyed it. The staging was great. The dancing was great. The casting was great. The lighting was amazing.

[C]

Don't tell him about Washington. He'll flip out.

[B]

Oh, God. The guy that played George Washington, he looked like he. This guy.

[A]

What did he look like?

[B]

He looked like he played offensive line for any NFL team. This guy was huge. And a great singer. And of the four times I've seen it, he's my favorite. George Washington. And the guy that did the King was hilarious.

[A]

Yeah, he was great. There was never a king in America. See, that whole thing is just bs.

[B]

He's overseas.

[C]

You'll be back.

[B]

La la la la la. God, I wish I could stop her.

[C]

So.

[B]

Yeah. I wish I could sing like that. The guy's amazing.

[A]

I can't wait to never ever see. Oh, you're so.

[C]

You need to.

[D]

Yeah, kids don't want to.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

You need to dial it up on Peacock. And is it on Peacock?

[A]

One of the things I think I told you it was on, like, it's.

[B]

Much better in person.

[A]

Ten minutes of it were on that. Disney+ Disney+.

[B]

That is why I started the letter.

[A]

Well, you brought up. You went off on a tangent.

[B]

No, the tangent I was gonna go on.

[C]

Stupid.

[B]

A little strong. Yeah. The tangent I was gonna go on was at intermission. The particular theater. I saw it. The only bad aspect of the theater is there are not enough toilets and they're downstairs and there's a huge line. And by the time it's a beautiful, historic Theater, there's. Well, yeah, they need to.

[C]

You know what?

[D]

They can't change it. It's a historic.

[B]

Normally. Well, they need a new bath.

[C]

Normally, I would disagree and kid you about it, but you're absolutely right.

[B]

When these.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

When the show. When the intermission's over and people aren't seated, it's a problem. They need to put more bathrooms in. I'm sure they could find us.

[C]

They would be better served if they'd line up Porta John's in front of the.

[B]

Yeah, really. It would, in any event. But so at. I was going to say halftime. This is your fault, Josh. You got me confused. Intermission, not halftime.

[A]

Yes, I can see how I got you.

[B]

Because he brought up the whole football thing. No, he didn't.

[C]

You said he looked like he could play offensive line. You said that.

[B]

Yeah, but I brought it up because he implied it. So the point is.

[C]

The point is just somebody else read another letter.

[B]

I was with. I was with. I haven't even gotten to the letter yet.

[C]

Well, that's the idea on you.

[B]

I was with. I was with my daughter Finn, who's 12, and she wanted some popcorn, so I wanted to go take a pee. So I gave her 20 bucks. And first I said, is this going to be enough for popcorn? But then she came back when I came back up from going to the bathroom, and she goes, they don't take cash. Which I was kind of astonished. I didn't know that was legal, but, I mean, I guess they expect you have to have a credit card.

[D]

I've run into that quite a few times.

[C]

Have you ever done this? When they come back with the money, is there any change?

[B]

So here's our letter.

[A]

I hit a couple slots on the way back.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, right. There you go. Yeah.

[B]

This comes to us from Mr. Beeman. I went to Sea World in San Antonio over the weekend.

[C]

All right.

[B]

While the Christmas decorations throughout the park were absolutely amazing, the most annoying thing, every single vendor, 100% cashless. I had taken $700 in cash to buy stuff.

[C]

Why? That's. That's stupid.

[B]

What do you mean?

[C]

Load your pockets up with cash. Have some dollars hanging out so people can see them. Don't. People shouldn't use cash anymore.

[B]

Forget it.

[C]

It's over. Cash days are over, man.

[D]

Sign of the devil.

[B]

I'll tell you what.

[C]

No, the credit cards are signed.

[D]

Well, you have to use a credit card if you don't use cash.

[A]

Excellent point.

[B]

Yeah. The day's going to come and all you're going to want is cash. You're going to have a little thing in your basement with plenty of water and food if you've heard those commercials.

[C]

The only thing you're going to.

[B]

The only thing right now, by the way, if you're.

[C]

It's going to be bars of gold. You're gonna have to.

[B]

If you're a so called prepper. That's a sale right now. I just heard about it on the way.

[D]

Really? Oh, okay.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

So that's got to stay off the Internet.

[B]

That's a new thing though, this cashless thing. I was kind of surprised. I. I'm gonna have to get a credit card for Finn. So if she wants to get popcorn at the theater, they still take it at movie theater, right? They'll take money. Is that thing.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. Now, and I did ask this question yesterday. Do you suppose that the machines, the Coin Star machines, are they getting less business because no one's using cash anymore?

[A]

I bet they are getting less business.

[B]

I would.

[A]

I would say less.

[B]

Yeah, I know I don't have. I don't have a change jar anymore at my house.

[A]

Oh, really?

[C]

You don't know the famous member the change jug.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Someone in this room broke up a relationship and the breakie stole the change jug.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's a dirt loaded in the car and scooted on the road.

[A]

That is theft, that is.

[C]

And in this case, it might have been a felony. It was a lot of change.

[A]

Oh, I know that's. Wasn't this the jug that required a dolly when it was full?

[C]

I might have, yeah.

[B]

Oh, it was. Yeah.

[A]

Essentially a water cooler jug.

[B]

Now, when I. When I moved most recently, what did I say that was. It was more than 400 bucks.

[C]

I remember absolutely.

[B]

In my most recent one. But in any event, so be aware, you're going to have to have a credit card to live in our culture. Josh, I found it. The poem you want to hear?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

When we come back. I've got it all set for you.

[A]

That's a great one.

[B]

Ready to rock.

[C]

Here I sit broken hearted.

[B]

No, no, it's a Christmas poem. Our friend Paul Gilmartin. We have a letter specifically for you, Josh. Oh, it's very nice. It involves our discussion yesterday of the. The. What's the word I'm looking for? The erotic, if you will. Robots.

[D]

Has there been a. I have a letter for you about that.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Has there been a concentrated effort? Is there a new focus on trying to bring the show around to Josh? I'm just, just Mentioning this just as being a jealous individual. I just like to know what's going on.

[B]

I am just reading the mail.

[A]

Yeah, that's all he's doing. He's reading the correspondence from our list.

[C]

Well, aren't you popular?

[B]

No, that's not. Here's. Take this letter.

[C]

Oh, okay. Go ahead.

[B]

Dear Josh, my favorite. Oh, son of a. Greg Warren did great on the Fallon show last night.

[C]

Yeah, he did.

[D]

Yeah, he did.

[B]

It's great to see Flute Man. Greg is nationwide.

[A]

Yeah, it is.

[B]

Greg Warren. That's awesome, Greg. I have not seen it yet. Did you see it? We watched it this morning and around.

[C]

The TV and loved it.

[D]

He did great.

[C]

There were almost more applause breaks than there were laughs. He just. He just killed it.

[B]

That's crazy.

[D]

We're going to try to maybe get some of it.

[B]

Okay, good, good, good, good. Yeah, that's all coming up. What else is coming up in sports?

[C]

Let's see. Kansas City Chiefs have a report on Patrick Mahomes. He had that ACL problem. They operated on the wrong knee yesterday. Happen. We got babies. Babies coming in the NFL. Quarterbacks are having babies.

[D]

All right.

[C]

They're out there having sex.

[A]

Oh, man.

[C]

With movie stars yet. Boy, they got it all, don't they? And kissing in the holidays. And a world record.

[B]

And we have also coming up, Christmas traditions in other countries, some of which are so bizarre.

[C]

Godless.

[B]

One of them involves Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[A]

Oh, ho ho. Oh, that's big.

[C]

Wait a minute.

[A]

That's really big.

[C]

I like the sound of this. Yeah.

[B]

One of them involves a pooping elf. One of them involves Donald Duck in Swedish. We'll tell you all about him. But right now I want to tell you all about the Silac Insurance Company. What's interesting about that? Well, something called annuities. I didn't know what these were until recently. An annuity is a way to make sure that you are getting a paycheck when you retire down the road. For you, perhaps. But you want to get prepared now and have that money coming in on a regular basis. And the folks that are experts on annuities are the Silac folks. And how do you find them? Chick Magee?

[C]

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[B]

I love this idea. A 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Where do I learn more about that? Well, you go to silacins.com. right.

[C]

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[B]

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[D]

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[B]

Thank you very much. I was just thinking about this, Josh, you'd be great in Hamilton.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah. There's a, there's a couple parts. I think Josh would shine. Josh would be a great king. Can you see him doing that? Just a little bit of dancing.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Some really subtle body moves. You'd be very good.

[A]

A little bit of the old soft shoe.

[B]

Yeah, there's some great dancing in it. We're going to find out more about what's going on in the world. We've got our special poem up Next. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

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[D]

Hello.

[C]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hi, Chick.

[C]

She's at the news desk.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

There's Pat Godwin.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

There's Josh Arnold.

[A]

Hi.

[C]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[A]

Hey, chicken. Hello.

[C]

Indeed I am Chick McGee. And hey there, Tom.

[B]

I don't know why I just remembered this.

[C]

Oh, he's looking wistful.

[B]

When you mentioned O'Reilly Auto Parts 1 year, I forget why I got windshield wipers in my stocking.

[D]

On purpose.

[A]

What's.

[C]

What's.

[B]

What's.

[C]

That's not funny at all.

[B]

I know. Just. I think my mom thought it would be funny.

[C]

Wait a minute. When you were.

[B]

I was like, you know what? I was like, you know, 19 or something.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

You know, when you first get a car, you have no idea what to do, Right? Unless you're.

[C]

Yeah. Not like now.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Well, this is the season. Check local listings for getting yourself some new windshield wipers.

[C]

I can't tell you how many times I've almost put the windshield washer fluid into the oil crankcase or whatever the hell you call it. And now thank God for that little cartoon.

[B]

Yeah, most cars now have. I wonder what year they. They did that.

[C]

I don't know, but there was a lot of.

[B]

The phone probably rang at General Motors. Some guy goes a. You know we've had 300 people put 30 weight down their windshield wiper thing.

[C]

Charlie, we got another one.

[B]

How do we fix that? But I want to get Josh's request in do let's a Christmas poem. This is Paul Gilmartin.

[C]

Eggnog, tinsel, falling snow, Buttered rum and.

[B]

Mistletoe Trimming trees and hanging lights the sound of carolers fill the night Shopping hours long and hard Visa phones and cancelled card Unpaid bills and mounting debts Family gatherers, Depression sets, drinking starts, harsh words are said Dysfunction RA Rears its yuletide head.

[C]

Argument turns to shoven Drunken brother punches cousin Tree tips over popping lights, curtains catch, house ignites.

[B]

No one hears the reindeer cries wedged in chimney Santa dies though he kicked and did perspire his chestnuts roasted on an open fire. Paul Gilmartin in the Christmas poem. Thank you very much, Paul.

[D]

Santa's fine. There's no problem with it.

[B]

Okay. A poetic license. Yeah, I want to hear this one. Let's do a couple Christmas requests. I get one. Can I do this one? Of course. Let's get. I'm not even sure I think I know what this is.

[A]

Uncle B.

[B]

S Where are you?

[A]

December 24, 1 hour BC December 24, 1 hour BC Working as a part time night desk clerk. Bethlehem is real place called the North Star Motor Lodge booked up out there. Erin trying to get my Caesar's consensus form filled out. Stock a Coke machine all at the same time up to my butt and caffeine free diet Dr. Pepper. Some carpenter strolls in with a pregnant wife, a tired mule and a bad attitude trying to strong arm me into throwing two Roman soldiers out of room 107. I told him, Jesus Christ, man. We're in the people blazing business.

[B]

That was Tim Wilson. My God. That's. You know, Josh and I sometimes talk about how certain pieces are like poetry. Every word is perfect. That is one of them, Dr. Weber.

[C]

It's funny.

[B]

We'll get a couple more of the. Of the classics in there today.

[D]

I heard a song yesterday. Have you heard a song called. From Albert King called Santa Claus Wants Some Loving?

[B]

I love Albert King.

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

It's. I got on that hoffy.

[A]

Racy.

[D]

It's racy. Santa Claus Wants some Love.

[C]

I mean, I'm intrigued.

[B]

Yeah, I. I don't know that one.

[D]

No, I had never heard it either. I heard it yesterday for the first time and I've been singing it ever since.

[B]

Now can. I'm gonna play one more. And this. I.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's kind of a moot point now. The. The theme of this song.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Is no longer valid.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Because the individual in question has mended his ways.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Is that fair to say?

[D]

Sure.

[C]

I don't know who we're talking about.

[B]

You will in a second.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, the holiday season's on its way and the carolers sing a chord but.

[C]

Chicky icky icky icky icky icky ick.

[B]

Will spend Christmas at Betty for. All around the Christmas tree They'll be singing our Christmas wishes But he'll be.

[C]

Making bunks with famous drunks While the crackheads do the dishes oh. As the holiday season's on its way and the carolers sing a king cord but chicky icky icky icky icky icky ickles and Christmas at Betty for.

[B]

There you go. Thank you very much, Haywood Banks. And a classic. And the Betty Ford Clinic is still called the Betty Ford Clinic, right?

[A]

I think so. Yeah.

[B]

That was like the one of the early big ones.

[D]

Rehab facility.

[B]

The first big one was the one in Minnesota.

[C]

No matter how many times I tell people I was never at Benny Ford, they. The more I protest, the more they. Huh? Right again.

[B]

Poetic license.

[C]

What the hell?

[B]

Yeah. I think Betty4 is a stand in for all rehab facilities.

[C]

Hazelton's a big one, too.

[B]

Yeah. That was Minnesota. That was, I think, the first one.

[D]

Did you break your mind?

[A]

What happened over there?

[B]

Look at Eddie in here. Someone's been doing something.

[A]

Yeah. You took that off and cleaned it.

[D]

Yeah. Remember?

[C]

Yeah. Remember?

[B]

I don't know how to put it back on.

[A]

You didn't know how to put it.

[B]

Do I look like an engineer? I'll get ace on this. I can't Be responsible for this equipment.

[C]

Yeah, that's what we need.

[B]

What, are you guys not nuts?

[A]

Okay, well, are we doing letters?

[B]

We are. You got one.

[C]

I do?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know if this is based on a true story, Chick, or.

[C]

Oh, okay. Or I hope I remember somebody asked.

[A]

Chick if he was responsible. We talked a little bit about stealing from work and shoplifting.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And so Dennis wants to know if. Chick, are you responsible for stealing a waffle iron?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Yes, that's absolutely true.

[D]

From here?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I have the wildfire, and it makes amazing waffles.

[A]

It's really, really good.

[C]

The point where you flip it over and everything is delicious.

[D]

Like they have at the hotel where.

[C]

Oh, yeah. So somebody totally badass. What?

[A]

So there used to be a waffle iron here?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And usually liked anyone. I'm taking it.

[C]

Here's what happened. The man sitting behind me, our producer, Hoffy, decided to make us, I don't know, Waffle Wednesday or whatever, so he would bring waffles in. Well, somebody didn't like waffles, right? He prefers pancakes because he's insane. So canceled waffle and I. I'll show him. I thought I'll just take the waffle iron home maker and make my own waffles at home. So there. Have you ever made it yourself?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Nice.

[C]

A couple weeks ago, had waffles. Damn right. Waffle and bacon. Party dogs don't like waffles. They'll eat the bacon, though.

[B]

Me and the dogs got together. We don't like waffles.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Okay. Well, thank you very much, sir. I got one for Josh.

[C]

Hi.

[B]

We had a new story yesterday.

[C]

Again, the focus of a letter.

[B]

A new story yesterday about these. I. They're robot dolls that look just like humans. Oh, geez. They're primarily in the. In the. In the realm of human sexuality.

[A]

She says a letter for me. This is not gonna go.

[C]

Sorry, Joe.

[B]

No, it is. You're gonna like.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I have one for him.

[B]

And the letter. It was really just sick.

[D]

Well, some people want the face of their dead loved one on there. Yes. Their wife.

[B]

Oh, man. And these things are realistic, I guess.

[D]

They can make them.

[C]

Well, they should have to, like, get a sign off on the image of whoever they're. You know, you can't have your ex made into a real doll if it's not okay with them. Right.

[D]

That's a.

[B]

But in this case.

[D]

Imagine asking that.

[B]

In this case, they were deceased. Yeah. Do they ask you that when you sit down with your lawyer to get your will written?

[D]

Exactly.

[C]

Any image.

[B]

But in any event, this one says dear Proverbs. I don't get that.

[C]

I don't think that's used properly.

[B]

But if Josh ever gets one of these sex robots, I imagine it'll be Rosie from the Jetsons.

[A]

That'd be funny. You got a real. They can make it look like any person you want and you have it look like a robot. Yeah.

[C]

Like a late 50s, early 60s robot.

[B]

And I. I think they'd probably like you to do your famous impression.

[A]

Well, there were every. As you guys know, there was a lost episode of the Jetsons where George. Rosie.

[C]

Tom's helping you. Like you don't know the business.

[A]

Where Rosie and George Jetson had an illicit affair.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Mr. J, the new suck nozzle has arrived.

[C]

Who did her voice? Need to get on that. Find out who did her.

[A]

I'll check it out.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Derek from Kentucky writes, if Tom ever had sex with a sex doll, or sex robot, if you will, it would definitely end up pregnant.

[C]

That's pretty funny. Very good. Wow. You are. You are potent.

[B]

That is very funny chick. You got one.

[C]

Dear Bob, a top show. I've never, ever, ever heard Dominic the Donkey until you guys exposed me to it.

[A]

You're welcome.

[C]

But yet here I am with my family going around looking at Christmas lights and playing Dominic the Donkey in our car. What the hell's going on? My dad is a big fan of you guys. Started laughing. I was like, what kind of song is this? But yeah. And my 7 year old loves Dominic the Donkey. Started singing along and making the donkey sounds. I believe which Josh does the best.

[A]

No, I thought you.

[B]

That reminds me of something.

[C]

I just had to share the laughter. Thank you.

[B]

One of my favorite pieces from Pat Godwin involves that sound.

[C]

Hee haw, Hee haw.

[B]

Oh, I. Oh, come on. Oh, it'll make me happy.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

Talk about the grunge movement and how everybody sounded for a while. White alternative radio played grunge for a long time and. White alternative radio. Yeah, White alternative radio. That was cool. Going into Hole. Coming out of Boom Bush.

[C]

That's interesting.

[A]

Wrapped it up with saliva. But the Pearl Jam, for example, started this whole style of singing, but it's called the Jack Cast style of singing. When they do it, Every time I sing a sound just like a. Don't girl. Dave Matthews, of course, sounds like a donkey falling down a flight of stairs. Something. Breakfast. Central heating.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

That is so fantastically brilliant. Thank you, Pat. That made my morning.

[A]

The voice of Rosie the Robot, Gene Vanderpile.

[C]

Huh?

[A]

Who Did Wilma. Never heard of her.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Really.

[C]

I know B. Benedara did Betty. She was the lady on.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Petticoat Junction.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

Now, let's see. Now, we have more of your letters coming. You can reach us, Bob and Tom, @bobandtom.com. yes.

[C]

Last letter I read about Dominic the donkey. That kind of snuck up on him and his family.

[A]

Or her.

[C]

And her family is from Emily in Pickwick, Ohio. She has a PS Chick. My dad remembers back in the day when you were reading obituaries at a local radio station in Pickwell, Ohio.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

That's absolutely true. Yes, I did that.

[B]

And that's a little baby dish that can be rough as a baby dj.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Would you add any clever?

[B]

That's the problem.

[C]

I did not.

[A]

You weren't funny.

[D]

Oh, you wanted to add clever.

[B]

No, no. But you can't. But here's what happens when. When you do that. Oh, I had to do your fellow employees. At most radio stations, there's too much glass. Your fellow employees are doing silly things. Yeah, what's the deal with that?

[C]

Why is there always glass everywhere?

[B]

Bob famously lit my newscast on fire one time because we had a little tiny. It was like a phone booth. A small closet through the glass. And I'm in there doing the news thing, and Bob comes around with a lighter and sets it on fire.

[D]

How'd you handle that?

[C]

Professionally?

[B]

With my usual elegance. Grayson style. No, I. I'm going like this. Those were the days. But it was an AM radio station, and there.

[C]

Luckily, no one was listening.

[B]

Luckily.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

There.

[B]

Maybe a moose was listening.

[C]

I worked on that one.

[B]

Yeah, on Boyne Mountain. I don't know. No. Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have a number of fascinating things going on in the world of news, including some nice, positive, happy news and a story about very unusual Christmas traditions in other countries. Yeah, and some of them are really odd.

[C]

And all of them, of course, are wrong.

[A]

Yes. Yes. They're doing it wrong.

[C]

Don't forget.

[B]

Okay, Right now, I want to say don't forget. The NFL begins week 16, Thursday evening. And we'll have our winner. By the way, for our contest for week 15, we'll have that probably. Maybe even today or tomorrow. So if you entered and did really well, keep listening. Now, the trick to this is you go to bob and tom.com contest. At stake each week is a $500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers. Speaking of, Stephen, Christmas is, what, just a little more than a week away. And if you haven't taken care of it yet. Stephen Singer says there's still time. There's a number of gifts you can grab. And even though the prices of golden diamonds have gone way up, Steven must have gotten hit in the head because his diamond stud earrings are at the same prices as they were last year. I'm talking about the Anita diamond studs. They start at just 298. Christy Lee, tell me more.

[D]

Oh, they're lovely, Tom. Each pair eye flawless and near colorless. And I don't know if you're aware of this, but Steven has a full value lifetime trade in. That means you buy her the studs this year and then next year upgrade them to bigger studs and you'll get exactly what you paid towards that larger pair.

[C]

Tell me about it.

[D]

Stud go to I hate stephensinger.com order right now. You get fast free shipping and they will arrive in time for Christmas. This is easy, guys. A no brainer. If you will experience the difference at Steven Singer Jewelers online at I hate stevensinger.com that's I hate stevensinger.Com.

[B]

I was just, I was talking to a friend of mine the other day and he's been married for like, I don't know, 15, 16 years and his wife does not have the holes. Pierced ears.

[D]

Pierced ears, wow.

[C]

So my wife, his wife doesn't have the holes.

[B]

Well, I'm sure she has holes.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

No, so I recommended the At Last bracelet.

[D]

That's very nice as well.

[B]

Yeah, those are great. That is also a terrific value. That's a beautiful bracelet.

[D]

They have some beautiful things on the.

[B]

Anyways, check out the inventory. I hate stevensinger.com and don't forget to get your contest entry in bobatom.com contest. If you're an NFL fan or even if you're not just you got to pick the winners. Do it based on their I don't care helmet, colors, whatever. Whatever is appealing to you. You could end up being a big winner. You're always a winner when you listen to Chick McGee Sports. See what I did there? Josh turned to bring it back to chicks.

[C]

Very nice.

[B]

Doesn't get mad about the whole show being about you today. You'll find us and Josh in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Taub show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hello, Chick.

[C]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

Pat has a. An organ, a guitar and a ukulele.

[D]

Yes, he does.

[C]

He's got it all today and he's going to play all three at once. I would like to see that with.

[A]

Symbols on my knees.

[C]

That guy was great. Say what you want.

[B]

Do you remember. Yeah. We brought in Josh. Josh always wanted to see a one man band guy. The guy was really good.

[A]

Yeah, real good.

[C]

There's Josh Arnold.

[A]

Loved it. Hi.

[C]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby and I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[B]

We got a letter and this is going to involve a ukulele. Pat.

[C]

All right, sir.

[B]

It says, dear Pat Godwin Perenne and everybody else on the Bob and Tom Show. Well, thank you very much. I recently volunteered to ring the bell for the Salvation Army.

[A]

Oh, nice of you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And this gets back to our discussion earlier about nobody carrying. Nobody carrying cash. Yeah, see, now I like putting. I like putting cash in there. So.

[C]

Really, is this a bad thing? No more cash? No, it's just against it.

[B]

No, I don't use cash much myself, but like I said, when I went to the play the other night, I sent Finn off to get some popcorn and they didn't take cash.

[C]

What play did you go see?

[B]

I went to see Hamilton.

[C]

Oh, man, that was a great show. Isn't that a great show, Tom?

[B]

I just. Fourth time I've seen it. I can't get over the.

[C]

Love it.

[B]

The music, the. The. I'm not much of a rap fan, but I did enjoy it.

[A]

So. Glad you enjoy it.

[B]

The lighting, the dancing was great.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Glad you go see it so I don't have to.

[B]

Yep, there's a lot. A lot of venom over there, too. What's the problem? I don't know. Could I get back to our letter? Basically, whenever I try to read a letter, I can't get through it. I wonder whose fault that is.

[C]

I don't. No.

[B]

Let's see. This is Rich from Iowa, wrote, I volunteered to Ring the bell for the Salvation Army. I decided to bring along my ukulele and sing and play some Christmas songs. About 10 minutes into playing, a man walked up to me and in a low, gruff voice said, a little ukulele goes a long, long way. I took the hint. Merry Christmas. I put my ukulele away and just rang the bell. Could you have Pat sing his song?

[A]

My wife says I play it. You know, we've been waiting three days for this.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I. I wrote him a note last night. Bring your ukulele.

[A]

Practicing that.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Take two. A little ukulele.

[C]

How embarrassing.

[A]

We'll get through it as a group. God, a ukulele. Wacky. My wife says I play it too frequently on the beach in my room. All she has to say is, a little ukulele goes a long, long way. But a little ukulele is fun to play. I pick it up each and every day. I'm not that good, so my wife will say, a little ukulele goes a long, long way. I strum it in the the morning. I pick it at night even though I can't get the fingering right. Then my wife got up, took my ukulele and went out to the hotel balcony. You know, a little ukulele goes a long, long way from the 14th floor to the Mauna Loa Bay. My wife's got quite an arm, I have to say. A little ukulele goes a long, long way. Very nice.

[B]

All right, Alan, that's a take. We got it this time. That's a take.

[A]

Edit that first one. That is playing a ukulele, essentially the same as playing a guitar. It's not the same. Yeah, it's got the same four strings, and it doesn't have the other two. And it's a whole different key and. Okay. Different fingering. I gotcha.

[C]

Yeah, and fingering is very important.

[B]

You can put that away till next time. Next Christmas.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Do you have a Christmas song that involves the ukulele?

[A]

I do not.

[B]

Is there one? Well, there's that. Was that a Dean Martin? Oh, it's Bing.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Speaking of hits, can we play that Albert King song, santa Want Some Loving?

[B]

Did you find that?

[C]

I don't. I don't see it.

[D]

Jason said it was on your board.

[C]

Well, he's a dirty liar. Oh, there it is.

[B]

Here it is.

[C]

Ready? Here it goes.

[B]

Like it already?

[D]

It's good.

[C]

Hey, Tom, there's a lot of intro.

[B]

To this nice bass lyrics. Oh, there it is.

[D]

This is a great song. I guess Leonard Skinner did a version of this. Thanks, cj.

[A]

The kitchen cooking and the CH upstairs asleep it's time for old Santa Claus to make his midnight cream Called Santa Claus want some loving, yeah Now Santa.

[C]

Claus want some loving Santa Claus, yeah, he does Good.

[A]

I know it's something real pretty under that Christmas tree I ain't had no love and.

[D]

You get the idea.

[A]

Is that from Hamilton?

[C]

Got a little cowboy.

[B]

That's great. Yesterday, we unfortunately missed today in history.

[D]

Yeah. What do we miss?

[B]

There's a couple. I want to do just a couple of them because some of them are kind of important, so.

[C]

Yesterday.

[B]

This is yesterday in history. I apologize.

[A]

That's all right.

[B]

Mike. There's some minor stuff like the Bill of Rights ratified.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Gone with the Wind premieres. I, I, I don't know. I haven't been able to sit through it.

[A]

It's a great movie.

[C]

It is a really good movie.

[B]

Okay. Frankly. How about the Folsom Prison Blues, released by Johnny Cash.

[A]

Excellent.

[B]

On this date in 1955. Wow. I didn't know it was that far back. Now, here's an interesting one for ACE. In 2019, the Raiders played their last game in Oakland. Can you believe it?

[C]

I mean, didn't they go back to Oakland, though, and then left again. And didn't they.

[B]

They went to LA and then went back to Oakland.

[C]

Yeah. So that's wrong.

[B]

When did they last.

[C]

Well, you got me.

[D]

When did they move to Vegas?

[C]

That sounds.

[A]

Sounds right.

[B]

That's right. Okay. Yeah. And. But they're. Are they. They're in the new stadium now.

[A]

Yeah. They've been there for, like, five years.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right.

[D]

That would be 2019.

[B]

They're going to stay there. Right. Even though they're having a terrible year.

[C]

Unless they get a better offer from another city. Okay.

[B]

Has any team moved more than the Raiders in the. In the. In the modern era?

[C]

I have no idea.

[B]

Okay, I know this is for you, Christy, because I know you're a big fan. In 1832, with the birthday of Gustav Eiffel.

[C]

Oh, I invented radium. Yes.

[B]

He designed the Sears Tower. No, I. The Eiffel Tower.

[A]

Yeah, but why would you say it, I fell just a Fuller. Why don't you ask a Fuller.

[C]

Eiffel? Gustav Eiffel?

[A]

Because. Yeah, it would have been too easy.

[B]

Well, did you. How about this for I fell.

[C]

You at least must. You have to acknowledge that you're almost impossible to talk. You really are.

[B]

Christy, did you know that he is one of the few people. I'm not sure if there's Anyone that has their own high five. What, Named after them? Yes.

[A]

Oh, no. The sex move.

[B]

Yeah, the sex move. The Eiffel Tower.

[C]

Not a high five. It's the sex move. You high five each other over the. That's called the Eiffel Tower.

[A]

Right.

[C]

It's not a high five.

[A]

This is. And this is the one case where you could say that sounds like a sex move and we won't get mad.

[C]

Yeah, you're right, because it is a sex move.

[B]

The Eiffel Tower is a sex move involving the high five, and then you stay together.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So it.

[C]

Oh, never mind.

[B]

So It's a high 10.

[C]

This is what I'm talking.

[A]

It is a high 10. Yeah.

[B]

So I stand corrected.

[C]

This is what I'm talking.

[B]

Do you understand what's happening here, Christy?

[C]

No.

[B]

It's two guys.

[D]

I understand how this works.

[B]

Two guys over the top of you high fiving after a session of. Of heated.

[A]

And it's not after. It's during. During.

[D]

You don't even get it.

[A]

No, she's in the doggy position. You don't.

[D]

You don't even understand.

[C]

You don't even know what you're talking about. First of all, it's sex, which you don't know anything about.

[D]

So should we demonstrate this?

[B]

Let's do. How could it be during?

[A]

It's not after.

[B]

Oh, I thought she. I thought she was perpendicular to you guys.

[C]

People have.

[B]

You're on your knees celebrating.

[C]

No, people have been known to have sex just because it feels.

[B]

She's on her hands, not to make babies. Oh, I see. Oh, so this is a. This is really.

[A]

You know how the Apple Tower is an.

[B]

A flagrant.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, I had.

[D]

And the girls in. There's a guy in the front.

[B]

I stand corrected. This is the important importance of going to authoritative sources on sick, kinky things.

[C]

Like Josh sick. Okay.

[A]

That would be the. I fell.

[B]

Happy birthday to Dave Clark from The Dave Clark 5. Is he still with us?

[C]

There's no way. If he's 109.

[B]

That was very funny what Pat said. Very, very funny.

[C]

What'd you say?

[A]

He's in bits and pieces.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, I remain. I remain a big fan.

[A]

Yeah, they're good.

[B]

They.

[C]

He was a drummer.

[B]

Yes, they're. They're underrated.

[D]

Better than the Beatles.

[B]

Rated.

[C]

Right. Where they should know.

[B]

I think they're kind of forgotten. And they have. They had some great stuff.

[A]

Glad all over.

[B]

Lastly, happy birthday.

[D]

Still alive.

[B]

Okay, good.

[C]

How old is he?

[D]

86.

[B]

Happy birthday to Don Johnson, the fine actor.

[C]

Yeah, he's Pretty good.

[B]

Yeah, it's great stuff. And he's got a good album out there, too. That song Heartbeat, I like that very much.

[C]

Well, good for you.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Boy, that's a.

[C]

That's.

[A]

I. That is. I'm glad to hear.

[C]

Let's play Heartbeat.

[A]

Yeah, you gotta play, turd.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, I like that song. What?

[D]

Yeah, I thought that DeFranco family did heartbeat.

[B]

Well, that was. That's Heartbeat.

[C]

It's a love beat.

[A]

Oh, now you're talking.

[B]

Heartbeat.

[D]

Why are you even.

[B]

Why are you even allowed to talk? How dare you.

[C]

Stupid. Stupid.

[B]

Heartbeat. It's a love beat.

[C]

How dare.

[A]

That song's terrible.

[D]

How did you guys even know that? I'm impressed.

[C]

This is how bad Don Johnson's heartbeat is. DeFranco family's better.

[B]

No, that's false. I. Heartbeat. It's a good song.

[A]

What's the best actor?

[B]

Oh, I know. David Soule.

[A]

Let me let her in.

[B]

Don't give up on us, baby.

[A]

And who was David Soul?

[D]

He was.

[A]

Okay, you know what?

[C]

Danny Murphy song, Party all the Time.

[A]

You like that one?

[B]

That's good.

[A]

That good?

[C]

Yeah, he was okay. It was better than Heartbeat.

[A]

It is. Oh, well, that'll have to hear.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

MacArthur park can't be the answer.

[C]

She's like the wind.

[A]

Yeah, and I'm not a big fan of that song.

[B]

Well, when we come. When we come back, we'll visit these. We have to do something very quickly. We will return with all this hostility in place. Shut up, Christy. I believe I asked you to be quiet. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Christy Lee.

[D]

Hi, Tick.

[C]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

And his ukulele. There's Jeff Oskay.

[A]

Hey, man.

[C]

There's Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

Chicken.

[B]

Hi.

[C]

There's Ace Cosby.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

And I'm Chickpea.

[D]

Hello.

[C]

Tom. How are we? I still have some letters.

[B]

Okay. Are we still arguing about, I believe, greatest.

[C]

What is it? Song by an actor or something, Right? Yeah.

[A]

Who's not known for their music.

[C]

Well, Tom, of course, will defend. He will champion Ed Kooky Burns. Lend me your call.

[B]

That is a novelty song. I. I wouldn't defend that. But with respect to a song that I think is a pretty good song.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I would defend John Don Johnson. Heartbeat.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And I'm gonna have to rehear that.

[D]

Yeah, I don't know it either.

[B]

Are you on my side on that one?

[A]

I. I feel like I am, but I just. I want to make sure I. I'm thinking of the right song.

[C]

Here's Donjo.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

It's very, very 80s.

[A]

I love it.

[B]

Really? Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I just love that feel.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

This is a good one.

[C]

There he is.

[D]

I don't remember this.

[C]

Almost Rex Harrison.

[B]

There's a good hook.

[C]

Yeah. Got to be.

[B]

Everybody tells me how I can meet.

[C]

The odds for now. Come. Here it comes.

[B]

Here's your hook.

[C]

The heat.

[D]

Oh, this is no Del Franco family.

[C]

Nope. I gotta agree with Christian.

[B]

It reminds me of that John Par.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Naughty, naughty.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And st. Almost fire.

[B]

Was this. Was this at the height of Miami Vice? Maybe.

[A]

Must have been when he was at least still relevant. Why do you like it, Jeff? Because you're a child of the 80s in a way.

[C]

I don't think Jeff likes it.

[A]

I like it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Honestly, I don't think I've ever heard.

[A]

That part of me might like it. So there's a little bit of me that likes it ironically.

[C]

Ladies and gentlemen, Ed Burns.

[D]

I thought you were going to play the Dub Flame.

[C]

Yeah. Cookie.

[A]

Cookie.

[B]

Okay. I know this, again, is a novel.

[C]

Isn't that Connie Stevens?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is fun.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So all this repressed sexuality just oozing out of the speaker.

[B]

He was famous for his. Lend me your penis slick back here. All right.

[A]

Oh, sorry. Lend me.

[B]

Weird.

[A]

Just lend it of that ilk. My favorite would be. Yes, Mickey. That one. The.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

What is that?

[A]

Come here, lover boy.

[C]

Yeah, that's right. That's right, Mickey. And like, Mickey and Maude or something.

[A]

I forget who the girl. What the.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. That's a good. You know what? We're talking about.

[B]

Wait a minute. That's not it.

[A]

That's Kitty Cat on the keyboard this whole time.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, he was Hutch from Starsky and Hutch, David's Soul. Do not give up on us, baby.

[A]

Don't give up on us, baby.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Well, I think we used to sing alternate lyrics.

[C]

Is that right?

[B]

Yeah. I can't even get close to saying it involved a difficult pounding of a certain.

[C]

Oh, you didn't use the word swallow.

[B]

Do this anywhere, you know.

[A]

But again, this isn't bad. This just isn't for me.

[B]

It's got a really good hook.

[C]

You keep saying that.

[A]

Don't give up on my face. Okay. Sorry, man.

[C]

Don't go down pat.

[A]

Do you like any of this? No, I don't.

[B]

So, Pat, who do you nominate? TV actor, best song. Oh, how about Lauren Green and Ringo?

[A]

That's a good one. There's a lot of bad ones.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that was the. That's pretty good spoken word.

[A]

Arthur park there.

[B]

And Lauren Green also did the spoken word version of Bonanza.

[C]

He did. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's. But that was naughty.

[B]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[C]

Didn't we have a naughty version?

[B]

Yeah, but I mean, there was a straight version of it. Okay, there have. We have to be forgetting maybe the.

[A]

Frasier theme, but it wasn't really a radio hit. Right, Right. I don't think Kelsey Grammer singing that. Scrambled eggs.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

[B]

Oh, yeah. But. Yeah, but what was a radio hit from a TV guy that wasn't like.

[A]

The Monkeys or the movie guys. Fine.

[B]

You mentioned MacArthur Park.

[A]

Yeah. Richard Harris.

[B]

That's kind of an anomaly.

[A]

I mean, those songs we've played do make Eddie Murphy look like a top contender for.

[C]

Oh, yeah, with.

[A]

With Party all the Time. Party all the Time.

[B]

Yeah. Very good. Well, we'll do our homework and get back to this.

[D]

I'm looking.

[A]

Did Bruce Willis have any radio hits? I know. Albums.

[B]

He did that whole Bruno thing. Bruno thing that really flopped.

[A]

It was kind of cool, though.

[C]

He did a lot. A bunch of concerts, I thought.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And for a while. For decades.

[C]

Yeah. Jack Wagner.

[D]

Oh, Jack Wagner, that's right.

[C]

Actually saw him in concert now.

[A]

Who was he? Springfield was first with us.

[D]

Yeah. Rick Springfield.

[B]

He was a general hospital, but I think he's. Isn't he more known as. As a singer than came out of.

[A]

The gate as an actor, though?

[B]

Speaking of which, sad news from the world of soap operas.

[D]

Yeah. Anthony Geary has passed away at the age of 78. He died Sunday after three days. After he had surgery. He lived in Amsterdam with his husband for the last 15 years.

[B]

I didn't know he was a gay gentleman.

[D]

Did not know he was a gay gentleman either. You probably remember him. Has Luke from Luke and Laura.

[B]

Luke and Larry.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I would have been fine.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[D]

General Hospital. He was Luke and Laura. The famous wedding.

[B]

It was the. It was the. I want to say 30 million plus. It was the largest audience ever for a daytime soap opera.

[A]

Like, people who didn't even watch General Hospital were sort of aware of.

[B]

It was like. It was the same as the who shot Junior? I never watched either of those shows, but I was. It was constantly in the news for a couple of months.

[D]

Oh, yeah, and this was 1981. You probably weren't even born yet.

[A]

I was born, but I wasn't watching soap opera, but I wasn't either.

[B]

But it was everywhere.

[A]

Okay, who was. Who did shoot Junior? Are we allowed to Dallas?

[C]

Oh, the Cross Crosby kid.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Mary.

[A]

One of the Crosby. The Tempest blood.

[C]

Bing Crosby.

[A]

Not her, the other one.

[B]

Okay, well, if you have any suggestions.

[A]

As to Keisha Nightball.

[C]

Yeah, that one had a knife.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Okay, well, we'll just move forward here.

[C]

I just got a paper cut. Tom, help me.

[A]

Oh, dude.

[B]

I've got some vinegar over here.

[D]

Vinegar.

[A]

Isn't that nice?

[D]

Why would you put vinegar in a.

[C]

Paper that sounds like that might be painful?

[B]

It might be exquisite. I had some alcohol here.

[A]

A little vinegar, a little Celtic salt. You'll clear that, baby.

[C]

Okay, Are you trying to get me drunk? You don't have to do that, baby.

[B]

Come on, now. Right now, I want to talk about great gifts for the holiday season. This one, you got to get on this right away. In fact, another day. Today, I'm going to be ordering more Omaha Steaks, sending to my friends and my brothers, et cetera, et cetera. What do you got over there, Josh?

[A]

Well, I've got the copy for Omaha Steak. Whether you're hosting for the holidays or sending an unforgettable gift, Omaha Steaks delivers the world's best steak experience. I don't think he cared for that. No gift. Family and friends, USDA certified Tender steaks, juicy burgers.

[B]

Josh knows where. It's like copy. I bet. I bet when Josh releases his album, it's going to be, hey, I dropped my new album. Will it pick it up?

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Tom doesn't like this either because it sounds like static and he gets mad.

[B]

Well, that one sounded kind of like it was wet.

[A]

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[C]

Hey, I'm having people over.

[A]

Are you stressing out about stressing out about.

[C]

I am stressing about what to serve. What would you suggest?

[A]

Order up some Omaha Steaks. Your friends and family are gonna absolutely love them. And my friend, orders placed by 6pm Eastern time. Those ship same day. But as Tom said, get on this now. Every bite is backed by their 100% guarantee. Save big on gourmet gifts and more holiday favorites with omaha steaks. Visit omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide and during their sizzle all the way sale.

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And for an extra three maybe could you try to like, do like jingle bells sizzling.

[A]

That's not, that's not a real sizzle. This is a real sizzle.

[B]

No, that, that, that, that sounds like you're the dentist.

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[B]

And I think we're forgetting one of the big TV stars with a semi hit record.

[D]

Oh, that.

[B]

Well, when we return, I'll play it for you.

[A]

Does it do the Bartman?

[B]

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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Christy lee.

[D]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[C]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[A]

Hey, Chicken.

[C]

There's F.J. oskay.

[A]

What's up, Chick?

[C]

There he is. There's Josh Arnold.

[A]

Hi.

[C]

He's at the ih Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[B]

Howdy.

[C]

I am Chick McGee. And hello, Tom Grizzle.

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee. I don't know why, but we're talking about TV stars who not known necessarily as musicians, but had a big hit.

[A]

Are we including movie stars?

[B]

That I guess we could. But movie stars not known as musicians, Yes.

[C]

I am surprised that you haven't mentioned Ricky Nelson. Possibly the first.

[A]

But where did he. How did he start?

[C]

But an actor.

[B]

Yeah, but he was on his family's TV show and he became known primarily as Heartthrob. As a musician, really? Yeah. Now this one, definitely known as an actor, but a guy who has talents in many spheres. This was a semi hit. See if you recognize this one.

[A]

She Packed my Bags last night, pre flight. Oh, okay. Yeah. This doesn't count.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Zero hour, 9:00am didn't recognize it, Christy?

[D]

No, not at all.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you'll get it in a minute.

[A]

And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then. This is like a new version.

[D]

William Shatner there.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

He doesn't count. And it wasn't a hit.

[A]

No.

[C]

I miss the earth so much.

[A]

I miss my.

[B]

I've grabbed.

[D]

And he's talk. Singing. He's.

[A]

Look up the original video of that, like the early 80s or late 70s. It's incredible.

[B]

He's been in here, so.

[D]

But you don't know the Patrick Swayze song.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I. I maybe recognize it if you hear it.

[B]

Do we have that one?

[C]

I do not.

[A]

She's like the wind. And then Pat mentioned to John Travolta's letter, in which. Now we're not counting anything from Greece.

[B]

Because that was number. That song was number one.

[D]

Oh, God, yes. He and Olivia Newton John.

[A]

That's a good song. It's great song.

[C]

Yeah. Did you like Grease, the movie version, Tom?

[B]

I. I've never sat through the whole thing.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I kind of don't like it very.

[C]

Without mentioning how old the actors were portraying children in high school. It. Was that your main beef with the movie?

[B]

No, I just didn't think it was very good.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But I took. It's not as Josh Arnold taught me. Not for me. Everyone.

[C]

Everyone saw it, right?

[A]

I mean, yeah, sure. Yeah. Gigantic. There's something about it. I just don't it doesn't click with me. There's something about it I don't get.

[C]

There's like groups of that watch it every year.

[A]

Once a year, I think.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Here's this. This is the one you're talking about, Christy.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

This is it.

[A]

This really was a big hit.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Sways and Patrick Swayze's singing this and he wrote it.

[A]

I don't know if he wrote it.

[D]

But he's singing it.

[C]

Does it cheapen it if he'd be.

[A]

Hard pressed to tell that it's Patrick Swayze?

[C]

No, that's him. Oh, yeah, I know this. I've never heard.

[B]

I must have missed this one.

[D]

Did you not see Dirty Dancing?

[B]

I did not.

[A]

It's a little anachronistic. When this play. It was on the soundtrack, wasn't it?

[C]

Is this is it movie? I don't think it's in the movie.

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

It's on the soundtrack.

[A]

I believe so.

[B]

Oh, he did write this. No kidding. Yeah, with somebody.

[C]

He co wrote it with somebody else.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

She doesn't know what she's done.

[B]

Oh, wow. He's good.

[A]

Yeah, he is good.

[B]

But I've never heard it.

[D]

What?

[B]

Funny, I didn't. I listened to rock radio, not. Christy's getting all off.

[A]

Here we go. Oh, you're out.

[B]

No, I, I, I did. No, I, I've never heard it.

[A]

What do you think of it?

[B]

It's okay. And not my cup of tea. It's no Heartbeat by Don Johnson.

[D]

You know, it's right in the same vein. I don't know how like one.

[C]

Did you hear what he said, though? I was listening to rock radio primarily. If it was on cutting edge, that's what I was into.

[B]

That's correct.

[C]

Me and Ties.

[B]

Now you. You were working primarily top 40.

[C]

I've done it all, except country. I've done it all, baby.

[B]

And I had to do. I used to do country on weekends in Florida. And I'll tell you what, the place that I did it, the bathroom was a solid 50 yards around, like three corners. And you had to.

[D]

And there was a country music song longer than 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

[B]

And I was the only one. So I would cheat and play that great song Amy by Pure Prairie League. If you heard. If you heard Amy. If you heard Amy, you knew that I was off the playlist and it got to the point.

[D]

I understand you.

[B]

I would. Because I was the only one in the building. It was. I had a Saturday shift at this place. I would pee into a jar because the songs were.

[C]

Because I know.

[D]

Could you not go a couple hours without peeing?

[C]

Yeah, I had a. I had like.

[B]

A six hour shift. I was doing noon to six.

[D]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

And it was kind of creepy being the only one in the building and you know.

[C]

Yeah. There's nothing more spooky than a play Misty for a radio station all by yourself listening to music. Yeah, that's horrible.

[A]

Put yourself in harm's way like that. Asking for dangerous work. Fisherman do that.

[C]

If one of you get a life insurance, Steve go off to war.

[B]

But that radio station G tray and take a dump on it.

[A]

My gosh, there's a fireman texting and he wants to thank you for your service. Can't believe your bravery here.

[B]

Way to go. Christy. Were you ever in the radio in a radio station by yourself alone?

[D]

Yes, quite a bit. In fact, I used to do an overnight shift and they installed a lock on the inside of the studio door because they were worried about my safety so that way I could lock myself in in case somebody got in the building.

[B]

Oh, I know. That was designed by Matt Lauer Today Show.

[C]

I've often thought of doing a radio station all by myself.

[D]

Have you?

[C]

In the morning.

[B]

Oh, please.

[D]

One weekend I went outside to check the. Because the thermometer was on the bank building outside. It was a small town radio station and I walked outside to see the temperature and locked myself out of the building. That was a good day. Had to walk to the fire station and call the station owner.

[B]

When Bob and I started, there was a Coke machine at a gas station across the street and the street happened to be. I believe it was a US 131 or whatever it was. It was. You had to time it just right and put on a fairly long record.

[C]

Whoa.

[B]

Because you know. And yet they have exact change. It was a nightmare.

[C]

Hey, whatever happened to pay toilets? Like a dime to turn the knob.

[D]

So you're getting the pay toilets?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

They still have them in Europe?

[A]

Yeah, maybe LA and New York City too. I forget.

[B]

That's just wrong. Well, if I were president, toilets would be free and WI Fi would be free. That's it. And by the way, I'd like to congratulate the people who designed this building. I think it's really cool that they. The whole place is classic rock oriented. Our toilets. Toto.

[A]

Yeah, Isn't that nice?

[B]

I believe the one. Another building. I believe it's Journey.

[A]

Right.

[B]

We've got all the classic rock names. I'm sorry, do we have any more letters or is it time for Sports.

[C]

Dear Bob at Tom Show. I'm 60 years old. I've been smoking pot for over 40 years. My name's Scott.

[D]

Hi, Scott.

[C]

I've never heard anyone call weed anything by the words that you guys use.

[A]

What's wrong with you people?

[B]

Reefer pot?

[A]

Nope.

[D]

Jazz lettuce or whatever you call it.

[C]

Jazz lettuce. He says. You guys don't make me laugh.

[A]

Every morning, it's jazz cabbage.

[C]

When I'm waking and baking, it's just cabbage.

[B]

It's got more fight.

[A]

That's the devil's lettuce. Thank you.

[C]

Dear Robert Top Show. My name is Scott.

[D]

Another Scott.

[C]

That's his last name, Scott. His first name's Josh.

[A]

Hi, Josh. Scott.

[B]

He's. He's.

[C]

He should be on the radio in the morning.

[A]

Josh.

[C]

Scott. Here's Josh Arnold. I like where Josh's head is at. Oh, about shoplifting.

[B]

Don't read these.

[C]

I shoplifted a box of cookies and a Tim McGraw CD. I never felt so alive.

[A]

It's a thrill.

[B]

Yeah, you'll feel alive when you're in prison.

[A]

I'll do it, but, man, it's a thrill.

[B]

You.

[C]

You steal a box of cookies and a Tim McGraw CD, you're going right to prison.

[B]

Thief is a thief. I've never shoplifted. I don't get.

[D]

Well, you're better than all of us.

[C]

We all know it's out of petty cash, so we're honest.

[D]

We're the ones who admitted that.

[B]

Well, I didn't steal. Why would I admit it? I. Now, do you ever call it herb?

[D]

I don't smoke pot, so. I don't.

[C]

No, I don't.

[B]

Excuse me. I was directing that to Jeffrey.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

What is your. What is your go to? Do you have a do? If you're speaking to your. And I'll use your lingo. If you're speaking to the Man.

[A]

Do you have anything.

[B]

You're that vague, you know? Do you know what?

[A]

Well, if I'm talking to him, he knows why I called him.

[C]

Do you call him the Man? It's just Tom.

[A]

Yeah. The Man.

[C]

Yeah. I'm waiting for man.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Mary Read things.

[B]

Mary Jane, Pot, grass, weed.

[A]

No, I just say I. I know what you. Because I hear.

[C]

Of course.

[A]

Yeah. You mostly say weed. Yeah. You want to smoke some weed?

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

You want to hit the stroll? Did you ever say, are you holding? No. Yeah, that's too.

[C]

Got any, right?

[A]

You got exactly.

[C]

You got any?

[A]

Because are you holding? Is a little too.

[B]

That's a heavy drug. That's a cocaine. That's. Yeah. What?

[C]

You got any?

[B]

No. Are you holding. Is a cocaine thing?

[A]

That's a powder issue.

[B]

Is it devil? Devil's lettuce and jazz cabbage. Are they the same thing?

[A]

Yes. Yeah.

[B]

So that's what they. So they sell devil's lettuce on the street and jazz cabbage at Whole Foods.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

Tom, you can be secure in the knowledge that any words you use for any of these terms are not used and.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Including the waiting for my man jazz cabbage.

[A]

All of it telling. He has a lot of questions about weed, but one slang thing about cocaine came up and he knew immediately.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Never mind.

[A]

Next.

[B]

Now, yesterday. Yesterday we had blunt.

[A]

Right.

[B]

What was the other word? We had spliff. Spliff. And we determined that spliff is a joint but a blunt. As Josh pointed out, the Jamaican origin is tobacco mixed with marijuana.

[A]

The opposite.

[B]

Oh, it is okay. Sorry. Spliff is okay, sir.

[A]

Yeah. A spliff is a joint with tobacco in it. A blunt is weed rolled with a tobacco leaf. Yes.

[B]

Did you ever do one of those?

[A]

Yeah, you can buy just blunt wrappers now. They just have the. So you don't have to hollow out a cigar. You just go, I just need a pack of blunt wraps. No more swisher guts.

[B]

So then do you put your marijuana in it? And then a little Borkum riff.

[A]

What's that?

[D]

What's Borkum riff?

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[C]

Type tobacco that they sold in the 60s. Borkum riff.

[B]

There's a guy driving a truck right now going, I haven't heard that in 40 years.

[C]

Top 10.

[A]

I hope he's not driving a truck.

[C]

Top 20 names for marijuana, Weed, Pot, reefer, grass, Dope, ganja, Mary Jane, Hash, herb, Aunt Mary, skunk, boom, Chronic, Chiba, Blunt, Ashes.

[B]

Slow down.

[A]

Remember trees for a while.

[B]

You're going too fast. I Chiba.

[C]

I've never heard baby bang, Bammy, blanket, bobo, Bobo, Bush bomber, boom, broccoli.

[B]

Okay, you're going way too far, cripple.

[C]

We're not going to talk about each individual.

[B]

A lot of these are, I don't think, are really used, recognized by anyone.

[A]

In my old neighborhood, they would call it loud. Yeah, do you have that loud? Or do you have Reggie, which was regular weed.

[C]

Reggie wowed.

[A]

It would be like, hey, do you have anything? They'd be like, yeah, I'm out aloud, but I got that Reggie. Or I'm out of Reggie, but I got some loud. And loud costs more than the Reggie.

[C]

And loud is like, really stinky.

[A]

Yeah, really good weed.

[B]

That was Acapulco gold. Really a thing that was pre me.

[A]

64, maybe.

[B]

64.

[A]

It's been a while, that tie stick.

[B]

It was legal in 64.

[D]

What's a tie stick?

[A]

I don't know, but I heard about it. Same here. I've heard it, but I've never had. I've never had somebody say, oh, I've got ties. Yeah, I think that was like a 70s or six or. What are you smoking there? A tie stick? Yeah, but I am aware of that phrase.

[D]

Yeah, but I don't know what it is.

[A]

Yeah, buddy bud.

[B]

But isn't ganja specific to, like, reggae?

[A]

I've never. Yeah, I've never heard anyone call it ganja.

[C]

No. Ever?

[A]

Even when I bought pot in Jamaica, they didn't call it ganja.

[B]

You bought pot in Jamaica and didn't end up in prison?

[A]

Dude, there's crazy now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It took me three days to realize the guy selling the puka shell necklaces, he also has weed.

[B]

You have to know a guy.

[C]

He doesn't drive that car just from selling puka shells.

[D]

Thai stick is a type of cannabis product. It was popular in Thailand in the late 60s 70s. High quality marijuana buds skewered on a stem or stick tied with hemp fibers and coated in hash oil. During the Vietnam War, American soldiers stationed in Southeast Asia encountered Thai sticks and brought them back. They kind of look like.

[A]

Yeah, those shish kebabs.

[B]

Yeah, I was gonna say the shish kebab of weed.

[D]

Right.

[A]

So they were just. You got high.

[D]

Yeah, you did.

[A]

I remember after I was a kid, that was huge.

[D]

I can remember in the 70s hearing about.

[A]

And I think it's the same with the Acapulco gold. It was from the same era.

[B]

So all this stuff is kind of established slang. So there has to be something new that we're not even aware of, right?

[A]

Not really. I think we are. I think we've covered most of the new stuff.

[C]

Absolutely.

[A]

Because I hear the conversations among my.

[B]

Buddies who are weed smokers and they're using the clay. But are your buddies 19? I mean.

[A]

Well, how old is Willie?

[B]

Can we isolate? That's a nice little volley there.

[A]

That's who I hear. Well done. Point Arnold.

[C]

I don't have any.

[B]

He lives in Illinois.

[C]

Well, I don't have any friends as it is, but no, I don't have any friends who smoke. Do you?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Oh, yeah. And I was. I was astonished. The other day I was overhearing two of my buddies who were extraordinarily straight. Just talking about their adventures.

[D]

Currently or back in the day?

[B]

No, no, currently.

[C]

I just can't. I tried those edibles.

[B]

I'd be interested to talk to a. To someone in. For example, in Colorado, where, when people come in from places where it's not legal, there are certain people that are willing to only do it when they're in a place where it's legal.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Like on vacation or something.

[B]

Yeah. And I wonder if they. If they're not aware of the potency of what they're dealing with. So they arrive in Colorado and the next thing you know, hey, listen, I'm not skiing today. There's a green dragon in my closet.

[A]

It's possible with. Especially with edibles. Like, it's way easy for people to take more than they meant to.

[B]

That is the exact conversation that we were having.

[D]

Yeah. Because it doesn't kick in right away.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[A]

But I also imagine if you gave my mom a joint, she would go, this. I'm. This is not how it used to be.

[C]

Yeah. Used to be able to smoke a couple joints, have a shot, and go home and take a nap.

[B]

Now, I read a thing recently that the average is like 17 times more potent than it was 30 years ago. But. Yeah, but the thing these two guys were talking about was the. The exact thing you're talking about taking a gummy, not feeling anything.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Taking another, and then ending up losing 24 hours of their life while they were sitting in their hotel room at a really nice resort not being able to ski because they're so effed up.

[A]

Another issue is you can have a 20 milligram edible from one brand and it just kind of makes you feel fine. You take it from another brand and you are just knocked on your ass. So it's like shirt sizes.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. There's no real standard.

[D]

Yeah. My daughter was talking about that the other day.

[B]

And that's one of the big problems with. And there's a really interesting thing that happened when they brought the government back to life a couple months. What was it, a month ago? Did you know that they put this little law in there that's going to make all of the Delta 8. Yeah. All that stuff.

[D]

Illegal THC drinks and everything in a year.

[B]

I was talking to a friend of mine who's in law enforcement, and he was saying that the problem with that is a lot of that stuff is not regulated.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you have no idea what you're getting. It would be like if they sold alcohol but didn't put the alcohol content on there.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And they're not all created equal. So he's in favor as a cop, he's in favor of keeping it legal but making it regulated so it's got the proper.

[A]

For sure.

[B]

Yeah, that's kind of serious. But that's sort of a serious thing going on. But it's also going to put thousands of people out of work if they take that stuff all off the market. So there's two, there's two sides to that thing.

[A]

Now there are plenty of Arby's out there.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You find another job is what I. Oh, I thought you meant.

[B]

I thought you meant because you had the munchies. No, no, I thought, I thought your go to would be kfc. So I was just surprised.

[C]

I totally support my friend Josh. And I think the message we need to send people today is there are plenty of Arby's out there.

[D]

Never, never enough Arby.

[C]

And a delicious Arby's.

[B]

Before we take a break, ladies and.

[C]

Gentlemen, beef and cheddar.

[B]

Our only Arby's former employee, Christy Lee.

[D]

Welcome to Arby's. May take your order, please?

[B]

See why she went into radio? She's got a mellifluous, beautiful voice.

[D]

Loved running the drive.

[B]

Coming up, are we going to finally get to sports?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Okay. Or we'll get your letters. If you want to enlighten us, we'd.

[C]

Love to hear from you.

[B]

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[A]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tomobandtom.com the holidays mean more.

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[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hello.

[C]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Jeff, Oscar, Jake. Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[A]

Hi.

[C]

He's the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And Tom I think's got it all arranged. Now he's got his shirt on the back of his chair and he's ready to go forward. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Yes, sir. Thank you very much. You're welcome. It's cold in here. Then it gets hot in here.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I'm freezing. Right.

[A]

Like a menopausal woman, aren't we?

[C]

Yes, we are.

[B]

We have menopause in the news twice today.

[C]

Hey, why is it called menopause?

[A]

If it affects women, it affects women. Remember we talked to that.

[C]

Oh, yeah. That was his closer, was it not?

[B]

Oh, hey, speaking of opening and closing, congratulations to our good friend comedian Greg Warren.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Killed it, by all accounts, on the Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon last evening. And I'm sure that's floating around the Internet. I highly recommend that. I've got to see. I have not seen it yet. I've seen Greg many times, but I have not seen that segment.

[A]

It's good. There are a few hems and haws I'm gonna have to tease them about, but.

[B]

Oh, really?

[D]

Really?

[A]

You know that. That silly comedian. I. You don't do that on Tonight Show, Greg. All right, hang on a second.

[B]

A close circuit to Eddie. Can you install a device that would shock j. Shock Josh every time he goes and I'll just hit the button when he does.

[A]

I don't. I'm not a big hammer in horror. You're not now, isn't it true?

[C]

Isn't it true, Josh, when you talk.

[A]

Out of your ass as much as I do, there's no room for.

[B]

There's an authorit. When you were linear pattern of opening for.

[C]

Opening for Greg, working for Greg, if you will, doing a middle for him. He would have many, many notes for you as far. And I. I just can't imagine.

[A]

Yeah. For anybody who opened for him.

[C]

He's such a nice guy. I don't.

[A]

He is very nice.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He's a pro.

[A]

Oh, no. He's one of my best friends.

[B]

That's why I say okay.

[A]

I try to make him laugh.

[B]

Now we're going to go over to the sports desk. Is that correct?

[C]

Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Dolphins. They're mammals, right?

[B]

Dolphins.

[C]

They are.

[B]

They are.

[A]

They live in the sea.

[C]

Let's see. 28:15 last night, Pittsburgh over Miami. Aaron Rodgers, 224 yards and two touchdowns. Steelers win their second straight. They have won 23 straight home games on Monday night.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

That's an amazing, weird fact. That is a weird fact. Kansas City Chiefs face the rest of the season out of the playoffs and without their quarterback, Patrick Mahomes, who had surgery last night to repair a torn acl. It happened against the Chargers. And from this moment forward, I guess for the foreseeable future, it'll be Gardner Minshew quarterbacking the Kansas City Chief Chick.

[A]

Are you excited for the age of nanobots?

[C]

Nanobots. That's where they put them in your body and they do all the work.

[A]

They'll essentially be tiny spiders that get injected into you, and then they sew your muscle fibers together.

[C]

I can't wait.

[A]

Yeah, that's gonna be a good.

[D]

When do you think that'll happen?

[A]

I'm gonna say within the next six months.

[B]

My next visit. Welcome.

[C]

I. I got a hip that they can work on right now.

[B]

I got a shoulder I could use star tissue taken out of.

[A]

I think it's the future, my friends.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

That's why I. I've been investing a man I met, a man behind a Bojangles. Behind a big loss.

[B]

Cash only.

[A]

Yes, he said cash only. Investment into these nanobots.

[C]

How much you give them?

[A]

5 grand. But, I mean, it's not a receipt, right?

[B]

Oh, five grand. Bitcoin. Bitcoin or cash.

[C]

That girl and that quarterback are gonna have a baby. Let's start the guessing.

[D]

I already know, so I can't.

[C]

Oh, okay. Go ahead, Pat.

[A]

What? What? You mentioned earlier that it was a Hollywood star.

[C]

That girl and that quarterback are gonna have a baby.

[A]

Haley Steinfeld.

[D]

Yeah. Josh Allen.

[C]

Don't.

[B]

Don't name the kid Jerry.

[A]

Jerry Steinfeld.

[B]

That'd be confusing.

[D]

I don't think he took her name.

[C]

It'd be Jerry Allen.

[B]

It. Yeah, don't name the kid Alan Allen.

[C]

Josh, please, just get married and have a. Have a baby, a strapping young son, and name him Arnold.

[D]

Arnold Arnold.

[A]

Do you want Arnold Arnold or do you want Arnold? Middle initial Arnold. Like, hey, this is Arnold P. Arnold or whatever.

[D]

That's not bad.

[B]

Now, what is your policy? No Christy Lee? Let's just.

[C]

I have very few.

[B]

A couple of things. Let's just say your name was Christy Lee.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And you married a guy named Steve Lee. Would that be okay?

[D]

Would that be okay?

[B]

Or would you hyphenate it? If you were an npr. If you're an npr, you'd have to hyphenate. I'm Christy Lee Lee.

[C]

The way I understand it is it depends on how close they're related. Right. If they're like second or third cousins, it's okay. It sounds like to me, if it's.

[D]

Not, the last name was the same.

[B]

Oh, now how many people think you're of Asian heritage?

[A]

That.

[D]

Here, if I call somebody on the phone.

[B]

They think you're of Asian heritage.

[C]

Does it help? Do you play that gong sound effect in the back?

[A]

You're kind of leaning into it, really.

[C]

Hello?

[B]

Who is the woman that we talked to years ago? She. She had a. Like a home improvement show or something.

[C]

Marie Kondo?

[B]

No. Oh, gosh.

[C]

Hello, I'm Christy Lee.

[B]

Paige.

[C]

Paige.

[D]

Oh, Paige from hgtv.

[C]

Yeah, Paige. And she married a guy named Paige, right?

[B]

Yeah, but yeah, was.

[C]

What was Paige?

[B]

Yeah, she was technically Paige Page.

[A]

Weird.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Now remember she showed she would redo a room, they'd send the couple off. They send a couple off for the weekend, they'd redo the house.

[D]

That's how this whole thing started.

[C]

They bring the couple back and they go, what do you think? And this one scalpel. The woman started crying. Fix it. My God, this is horrible.

[A]

I've seen that video, right? And the husband's just like, oh, man.

[B]

But that. I think you're. That was kind of the first one.

[A]

Was that Trading Spaces?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, there you go.

[D]

And it put HGTV on the map.

[A]

And there are a couple other videos of people going, I hate this dude. They took some nice furniture and painted it. I know. Yes. What do you do?

[C]

Yeah, you know what I like?

[B]

Paige Davis.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I like a nice big ass oak table. Yes. But with like a veneer.

[B]

I see. Now you're getting me.

[C]

Okay, I. I have all my oak furniture and I put veneers on them.

[B]

You antique it anyway. Remember that stuff? The paint?

[D]

Sure.

[B]

You put the paint and then you put that like goop on it.

[C]

No, no, no. Then you get a chain and you beat it with it. Yeah.

[A]

You kind of crack. It would look all crack.

[B]

Ate it.

[A]

Some of that looked okay.

[D]

What kind of furniture do you like?

[B]

I'm not in charge of that.

[D]

No, I like if you had your own home.

[B]

No, no, no, I do. I just. I like solid wood. Solid wood, not veneer. And cotton spindly.

[D]

Mid century modern.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I like stuff.

[B]

It's really hard to move.

[C]

Do you have a favorite wood? Is it oak?

[B]

Oh, I like them all.

[C]

You like them all?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

But you're not gonna sit on a wood chair all day. Wooden chair, that's. That's not comfortable.

[A]

Lie down on your wooden couch.

[B]

Yeah, well, obviously we do have things.

[A]

That are more comfortable.

[B]

Desks and tables.

[C]

Haley Steinfeld and Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen are expecting their first child.

[A]

How nice.

[C]

She's known for her roles in Hawkeye, age of 17.

[A]

She's excellent in Watch that Hawkeye, of.

[C]

Course, is Marvel Universe. And he shoots bow and arrow very, very well.

[B]

You know when a baby is born in Buffalo, well, not as well as it used to be, they take it, put it on a little table, crush the table.

[C]

Have you seen the videos on the videos on this babies?

[D]

No, because I didn't believe you.

[C]

Yesterday's old and they have a little.

[A]

Table set that's true right now or something. They're not.

[B]

I know, of course.

[C]

And they're not throwing them out.

[D]

They're not on an oak table.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Remember this Stephen Wright said his whole house is made out of balsa wood. And every now and again he walks outside and he, he picks up his house and the neighbor kids can't believe it.

[B]

I can't believe that guy is so funny.

[C]

She was in Hawkeye, Sinners and Pitch Perfect. She announced her pregnancy Sub stack. The couple tied the knot earlier this year at a private ceremony. We were not invited. In California.

[D]

Yeah, we never get the event.

[C]

They've been dating since 23. And I believe she also dated Aaron Rodgers. Is that correct?

[D]

She did.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

That's what rumor I'm starting.

[B]

I have no idea. Coming up, we're gonna get more football news out of Kostak Economopoulos, our NFL.

[A]

Correspondent and the Guinness World Record coming up.

[B]

And Castock is going to be on the road, among other places. Janesville, Wisconsin. Coming up, we'll give you some of those things. Stockton, California, a visit from Kostaki and more. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

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Welcome back.

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I apologize.

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I blame myself.

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I. Christy lee.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Pat Godwin. 8 Jeff Oscar. Hey, Josh. Arnold.

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[C]

Thursday's Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and we're checking in with Kakaki.

[B]

Kostaki. I. You have my deepest. I don't know what. It's Kostaki Economopoulos.

[C]

And.

[B]

Oh, right behind him is the. Is a little bit of the. Of the wrapping paper I got him last year with his Christmas cheer.

[A]

Yeah, look what shirt I'm wearing.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[C]

Yeah, those are cool.

[A]

These are. I. I've had this like five hours. I just got it out of the mailbox.

[B]

Very nice. Kostaki Economopoulos is our NFL correspondent. And Kostaki's already got some stuff planned for January of 2026.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Including Stockton, California. Is it pronounced Cozad, Nebraska?

[A]

I think that's right. Yeah.

[C]

Well, look at you being organized for next year. I guess you get to pay rent. All right.

[B]

Janesville, Wisconsin. Riverside, Iowa. And more details on Kostaki's Instagram. And it's C O S T a K I. Etc. Kostaki, what is your take on the NFL last week?

[A]

I just want to say I love Philip Rivers. If you watched any of the interview clips with them. He's earnest and gritty and emotional about returning to the game he loves despite all the risks. I'm rooting for him. I thought. And he. I thought he played well. You know, he could. They could have won that game. It was away game against a good defense and everything else. And now 1761. Philip Rivers jokes. Okay, you thought it was a sold out Seahawk Stadium. No, it was just bring your kids to work day with Philip Rivers.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Got a lot of kids.

[A]

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Christmas is around the corner. He needs to get back to work.

[B]

A lot of kids to buy presents for Philip Rivers.

[A]

He's stepping away from family to spend more time with football. You see.

[C]

When.

[A]

When Tyreek heard Rivers only has 10 kids, he called him for birth control advice. Turns out Rivers only birth control has a calendar and a pencil. It's old school over there. Philip Rivers has so many kids. He calls that old TV show the Brady Few. Very nice. They have to take their family photos in landscape mode.

[B]

Yes. Big crowd.

[A]

He's responsible for more Rivers than the Tennessee Valley Authority.

[B]

Never thought I'd hear a TVA joke until now.

[A]

Philip Rivers parks on the street because it can't even pull out of the driveway. He can't Pull out anywhere. Even Tom Griswold is like 10 kids. That's a lot. What are you doing? That cult center better watch his ass. He's gonna wind up pregnant. Putting 10 people in the box, that's not even a good idea in football. Only Philip Rivers could join a 53 man football team to get some space and alone time. Why was everyone surprised that Rivers threw a touchdown pass? He always scores, right? This guy's. I was writing jokes about him and I realized Rivers jokes are like that fortune cookie trick he just had in bed. At the end of everything, Philip Rivers has a quick release. It is deadly accurate. In bed, Rivers could trash talk. You break your will, then score, get bad. He officially retired from the NFL in January, spent a year with the family and said f this, which for him is forget. He's very. Oh, sure, of course. He's got 10 kids aged 2 to 23. That's not a home, that's a Montessori school. I've. I've done shows for fewer people. Pretty often. Moving the family is going to affect the census. It's going to change the power structure in Congress. See? Good Catholic or a sloppy Protestant. During sex, does he sing that Monty Python song, Every sperm is sacred. I saw the phrase Philip Rivers will start and I thought. Start what? Coitus interruptus. His poor wife. He should be flagged for roughing the snack. Josh Allen's wife is pregnant. Are we. Does Philip Rivers have an alibi? Do we know where he was? I could knock up a girl when they're both wearing ski pants. All right, that. That concludes the Philip Rivers.

[B]

I enjoy it. There are only a couple swings and misses. Mostly home runs. Very easy.

[A]

Thanks.

[C]

Thanks for mentioning the. The Mrs. Tom.

[A]

Yeah, that's right.

[B]

Well, there were a couple there.

[A]

You know, that's how jokes work. They had some injuries this weekend. More stars went down than the afterparty at the porn awards.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

The Green Bay packers lost Micah Parsons, which, according to Jerry Jones. That's no big deal. It's fine. Jerry Jones spends more time fondly remembering the 90s than Vanilla Ice. Cowboys faked a field goal, then they pretended to be a playoff team.

[B]

So wait a minute.

[C]

Now with the Vanilla Ice comment, did you have any. Any that didn't make the cut on remembering the 90s? Tom. Locks.

[B]

No, no, they're, they're, they're all excellent.

[A]

Yeah, no, but I had this tag, which is appropriate because some of his favorite strippers dance to Vanilla Ice.

[C]

I had that tag. All right. Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Opted to Skip.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Circled back.

[B]

It was a good move.

[A]

Patrick Mahomes tore his acl. Boy, I hope this doesn't hurt the Chiefs playoff chances. This is the worst year for chiefs since 1492. Yeah.

[C]

Plymouth Rock landed on us. Okay.

[A]

I'm used to seeing my homes in January more than my own family. Travis Kelsey could just explain to Taylor Swift I'm in my not making the playoffs era. That's what's happening. This has to be the toughest for Taylor Swift. She's never rooted for a team that missed the playoffs before. Right? She sits in a fancy box. She's got to be the most spoiled playoff fan of all time. She's probably crying herself to sleep on a pillow made of money. Close on this quickie. The Michigan coach. Man, I have screwed up at work before. The same day he lost his job, his wife, his girlfriend, his freedom. It's like a country song. Somebody check on his dog. Is everything okay?

[B]

Well, thank you very, very good. That makes me feel so good. You looking forward to a big Christmas, Kostaki?

[A]

Yeah, actually, my mom's coming out. She's gonna. We're gonna go to San Diego, run around and go to the zoo or come back here and have Christmas in la. Yeah, I'm excited. It's gonna be fun. Very nice.

[B]

You done all your shopping?

[A]

No, I got some shopping. I shopped for me. Bought myself a shirt. Yeah.

[B]

Now that actually is leading to my next question.

[C]

I have your priorities.

[B]

I know that you were playing some poker in Cincinnati last week.

[A]

Oh, it was great. It was so fun.

[B]

How'd it go?

[A]

It was. Those guys are nuts. They play these crazy games. They have these bomb pots. They do these crazy. It's kind of hard to explain, but the game is insane. And the. The players were fun.

[C]

It's like a nine. Nines and threes are wild until 10 minutes till the hour.

[B]

And then one eye J, did you make enough money to buy that new shirt?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, we covered the shirt.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, they were good to me. And some of the guys came to the show, the Ruggles guys. It was great. So thanks to the Ruggles guys in Cincinnati, they were. They were good to me. I'll be back for sure.

[B]

Well, we'll look forward to talking to you again Soon. You'll be in Stockton, California on the 16th at Valley Brew, the 17th Cozad, Nebraska, at the Elks Club. That's the 17th of January. And then later on, you're going to be in Janesville and Wisconsin and Riverside, Iowa, and Quincy, Illinois. So some Great stuff coming up. Castaki, those were excellent jokes.

[A]

Thanks, Josh. Thank you. To Rivers. Merry Christmas, Kestaki.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Merry Christmas, guys. Happy holidays, everybody. Cheers.

[B]

Steaks are on the way. Oh, sorry.

[A]

They'll be excited. Oh, he can feed his mom.

[B]

Yeah, he can give his mom some Omaha Steaks. I'm sending him. Sending him his one?

[C]

Yeah. You need to send some baklava out there maybe.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, Maybe a little.

[C]

About that.

[B]

I'm not sure how to send that. I.

[C]

What do you mean? You freeze dry it. Apocalypse.

[B]

Just add water, freeze dry it.

[D]

That's right.

[C]

That's how it's done.

[A]

That's the Greek way.

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

Doesn't sound very tasty. You.

[C]

You don't know about next day. Baklava.

[B]

Maybe I'll. Maybe I'll find a baklava supplier. He probably knows one in LA somewhere. Okay, well, thank you very much. Now, coming up in sports, what do we have over there?

[C]

There? Guinness World Record about kissing.

[B]

Okay. And then we have.

[C]

Would you kiss me, Anton? Would you kiss me, please? Kiss him for, like, a record? For, like, just to look at him scrunched up. I got a Y.

[A]

You don't deserve a nick. No, no, no.

[C]

Okay. No, it's fine. I understand.

[B]

Let's see.

[C]

How about a handy?

[B]

Would you give me.

[A]

You don't even have to look at him. Close your eyes. With Andy behind your back.

[C]

Andy.

[B]

Hey, you. Give me a hand.

[C]

My eyes are to be shot.

[B]

So, Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[D]

Coming up, we have unusual Christmas traditions from around the world. We have a strange naked Christmas tree. Have you heard about this?

[A]

No.

[D]

It's a trend going around. And what else do we have? Oh, we have a lot of menopause news, ladies, if you want to listen up. And some of it's good for you guys, actually.

[B]

Okay, yeah, one of them. I saw the phrase Viagra for the ladies. Wow. Okay, well, we'll find out what that's all about. Right now, I want to tell you about something that is called weight cycling. It's all about, you know, putting on 10 pounds and then taking off 10, and then taking off five and putting on eight. You know what I'm talking about? You lose it, you gain it, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. It's called weight cycling. Not very good for you. And if you'd like to maybe lose some weight and keep it off, there's an outfit out there called Brickhouse Nutrition. What are they all about? Well, they're about all kinds of different aspects of nutrition, including something called Lean. Lean was created by doctors. It's not one of those things you've got to give yourself an injection. It's actually an oral supplement. The science behind it. Well, I'll tell you this. Lean is designed to maintain healthy blood sugar. Lean is designed to control your appetite and those cravings. And Lean is designed to burn fat by converting it to energy. Burning fat helps keep the weight off. So if you want to lose meaningful weight and keep it off, try Lean. Add Lean to your diet and exercise regimen and take 20% off when you enter the code tomkelean.com that code word is Tom. And once again, it's at takelean.com lean L E A and takelean.com results vary. These statements and products have not been evaluated by the fda. They're not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease and are not a substitute for care from your healthcare provider. Check it out by going to take lean.com once again. Coming up, something for the ladies in the what's the, what's the, what's the slang term for that Spanish fly?

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Oh.

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But, but from us, from the point of view of science. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a little, a little something.

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For the ladies with your libido.

[B]

Ladies. Yeah, there you go. That sounds much more scientific.

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Thank you.

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From Libido headquarters, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show US Soccer Club.

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Reality says the odds are stacked against us. To think our U.S. men's National Team can ever raise the world's biggest trophy, be the first soccer team to beat them at football? Never. But here's the thing about us refusing.

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To accept reality is kind of our thing being unrealistic.

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Because if you want to be great and make hits, history, never chase reality.

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Join us soccer insiders today.

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Be part of the journey.

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Hello and welcome to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people. And O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hello, Chick.

[C]

She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. Desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, hey.

[B]

Indeed.

[C]

There's Jeff Oscar. Hey, man with his elf on a shelf right around his microphone. Have you seen the one where the guy put a Barbie, a naked Barbie on a blender, a blender spinning around and the elves on the shelves are standing around with Monopoly money. Oh, man, if that ain't Christmas, I.

[B]

Tell you what, it's not a blender. It's a mixer. It's a mixer. Yeah. There it is.

[C]

There she is. Hello.

[A]

I believe the kid caption said this is the last time dad is allowed.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

That is great.

[C]

That's Christmas. Ladies, gentlemen, we did.

[B]

We did the drunken ones.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

They're sitting around and there's. There's. They're passed out with a bunch of booze around them.

[C]

Is that right?

[D]

Really?

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

All right.

[A]

You mean you woke up and you found them like that?

[B]

Yeah, they got tipsy. It says now how many of them.

[D]

Elves.

[C]

Elves on shelves?

[B]

It can't be just we do. We do a different one every day.

[D]

But you have two. I mean, how many. How many of them?

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Three.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

What about a snack for Santa? Do you put that out?

[B]

Of course.

[C]

Okay. Something exotic.

[D]

What about the reindeer food?

[B]

Homemade. Homemade cookies, of course.

[A]

Reindeer.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Homemade reindeer chocolate chips.

[B]

Many, many, many.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Kelly won the award at the recent cookie, like, best cookies cookie exchange. Oh, yeah.

[A]

And I see none here.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What kind of cookies did she make?

[C]

How long do they have to be sale before. Yola. That's Tom's phone ringing on the.

[A]

How did that happen? Are you plugged in? He scared me to death. I thought that was me. You're plug. Your phone is plugged in. How do you get plugged into the radio? You're wired into the radio.

[B]

That was loud as f. What's scary? It's my diet.

[A]

Oh, it's your doctor.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Well, hey, you better. You know. You better answer that. I just know what you do.

[B]

I just had. I just had my physical on Friday.

[A]

Well, that's. That can't be good.

[B]

I thought I passed.

[A]

Answer it and play it on the air.

[B]

After what happened, I hope he didn't. Something bad didn't happen under his fingernail.

[C]

Can you imagine?

[D]

How did that get on the air? What?

[A]

He.

[B]

How did that happen? You.

[A]

That's weird. You are plugged in. You're wired. Because he can play Spotify from his phone.

[D]

That's right.

[C]

You're Bluetooth in there.

[B]

Oh, there's a picture of one of my doggies.

[A]

Look at him.

[B]

Look at the little guy.

[A]

Oh, my God, I'm so handsome.

[B]

Sorry. I was talking to my dog the other day. He went to the vet.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, he went to the vet. You went to the doctor, man, it's unbelievable.

[B]

My dog comes back. I'M supposed to have more protein. Oh, really?

[A]

In what form, Omaha? Steaks. Hamburgers.

[B]

Really? Hamburgers. No lettuce. No tomato. Oh, really? Cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers. Okay. Do you want ketchup? No. Put the ketchup on my fries. Fries. I think my dog is pulling. Then he goes, milkshake, but no chocolate. Okay. This is a scam. Why is my dog doctor calling?

[C]

Nearly. I didn't know.

[A]

Well, I was checking voice.

[B]

That's weird.

[D]

Do you have a follow up appointment?

[B]

Well, he will now pass with flying colors.

[D]

Did you.

[A]

Okay, good. I told you you would.

[C]

Did you?

[B]

Oh, unbelievable. Really all green.

[C]

You got a one.

[B]

Yellow Omega three.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Got you.

[D]

Take your fish oil.

[B]

He won't. He said no. Do you just eat more fish? Yeah.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

And macadamia nuts. So I went and bought some.

[A]

Oh, I love those.

[B]

Can you eat them for me?

[A]

Those are great. In a cookie with white chocolate chips. Real good.

[B]

Maybe I got the wrong brand. I don't know. I'm sorry. Back. We'll get away from me and go to you.

[C]

Nearly 3,000 people gathered in D.C. to help break the Guinness World Record for the most couples kissing underneath the mistletoe.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Did we have this yesterday?

[A]

We did.

[B]

Yeah. But now it's an official record, right?

[C]

It was an official record yesterday, but he didn't hand it to me. Me.

[D]

Gotcha.

[C]

I went ahead and did it. Now it's official. It's true. It's absolutely true. According to the Downtown D.C. business Improvement District which organized the attempt, a total of 1435 couples. That's 2,870 people. Wow. Yeah. Simultaneously kissed for five seconds underneath the national mistletoe and made this noise.

[A]

Suck my tongue.

[C]

National missile toe. Suck my time.

[A]

You've done that. Right.

[C]

The national missile tows a 10 foot wide installation suspended 30ft in the air. Cost $9 billion. Guinness World Records representatives were on site to verify the successful attempt which beat the previous record of 480 couples.

[B]

Yeah. And I. I'm sorry I gave you the wrong world record here. Yeah, that's the one that. I know that you had that.

[D]

What?

[C]

What?

[B]

I have a. A world record from our buddy. We'll get to it.

[D]

David Rush.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, what is it? You can't tease us like that. And then not.

[D]

How many holiday ornaments he juggled.

[B]

No, it involves making a sandwich. Here it is.

[C]

Hold it. Tell me more.

[B]

Now we talked with David Rush last week. It was a true highlight for me. I love David Rush. David Rush and his son Jeremy. Remember he did A record. With his son Peter.

[D]

Peter. Oh, he has two sons.

[B]

They have broken the Guinness world record for the fastest time to make a sandwich by a team of two while blindfolded with no hands.

[A]

Whoa. Why is this a record?

[D]

That's a great question.

[B]

The setup involved David putting on a blindfold, standing behind Jeremy, and placing his hands underneath his son's arms.

[A]

Ah, that old improv.

[B]

Yes. So David acted as. So, no, Jeremy acts as David eyes and tells him what to do.

[A]

Okay, what kind of sandwich?

[B]

Let's see. Bread, butter, cheese, ham and tomatoes.

[A]

Sounds good.

[B]

And they assembled the sandwich in 36.5 seconds. Now, see, this is the kind of thing we could do here with Mr. Rush.

[A]

We could do it with us. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, we could. This is very exciting. There's a video of this. We'll. I'll get this for you.

[C]

There. There it is right there.

[B]

We got the video.

[A]

Now let's watch him slap this sandwich together.

[B]

This is an old improv gag, you say.

[C]

Oh, yeah, A lot of closers.

[A]

That's a big closer.

[B]

Comedy. You tell somebody. Oh, this. Oh, this is so much butter.

[A]

I like it. I don't. They never give you enough butter.

[C]

Perfect.

[A]

I don't want butter on a sandwich anyway. Unless it's a grilled cheese or something. Who wants. Who wants butter on their ham sandwich?

[B]

Yeah, that's kind of gross.

[A]

But what happened there?

[D]

So that kid was jealous of the other kid, so they had to do.

[A]

That's a poor freeze frame.

[C]

You can almost hear him saying how.

[A]

Another record. Criminal record.

[B]

Although I bet Hollywood. Hollywood. Hannon's probably glad that he did it with the son instead of him. So there you go. That's a little bit of fun. Thank you very much, David Rush. That's. That's the record for today. And is that sports?

[C]

Yeah. I'll leave you with Dominic the donkey.

[A]

No, I. I have. I had to text him yesterday. I. I have finals this week that I'm trying to study for. And all I hear while I'm reading is. How the finals going so far. Well, I haven't taken them yet. Oh, okay.

[C]

Have you found a way to cheat?

[A]

That's what chicks. He goes, just cheat.

[C]

Write it on your hand.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, God. Do you need the day off tomorrow so you can study?

[C]

Tom's handing out day off.

[A]

Yeah, I need the rest of the week off.

[D]

Did you get. Did you get a day off, too? You have a day off?

[C]

You know me, I take a day off every time environmental pressure changes.

[B]

Last week. Last week, I can't Remember?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

You've been here five days in a row.

[C]

I don't think so. I don't think so. No, no.

[A]

Don't give him a hard time. That's what I aspire to.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You know what? I don't like my job, and I don't think I'm gonna go office space or whatever.

[B]

Christy.

[D]

Hey. The naked Christmas tree is the latest holiday decor trend causing friction online.

[A]

Is that a lack of decor?

[D]

Yep. Celebrities like Victoria Beckham and Khloe Kardashian have been opting to put only lights on their trees and no ornaments.

[A]

I think this is.

[C]

Okay, Wait a minute. What's. What's Sour Puss doing?

[D]

She's just putting lights on her tree and no ornaments.

[C]

There's no joy.

[D]

Social media.

[C]

Lips together. I'm Victoria Beckham, social media.

[A]

I have anus lips. Does she have anus lips?

[C]

They call me butt face. She does, yeah.

[D]

Jesus. Social media.

[C]

Sour. Is she not sour? Very.

[D]

I. I thought that until I watched the documentary, and now I have a different opinion.

[C]

What's the documentary? Is it her?

[D]

Netflix, I believe.

[C]

Does Dave talk a lot during the documentary?

[B]

Were you tied to a chair or you chose to watch it?

[D]

I actually chose to watch it.

[B]

You know, when they're. When you're taking your last breath, I'm sure you'll say to yourself, well, I'm glad my loved ones are here. I'm sure that I didn't miss the Victoria Beckham bio.

[D]

She's quite successful business.

[A]

Is it called banger, like Beckham, and.

[C]

Correct me or not, isn't this an.

[A]

Accurate portrayal of David Beckham's voice?

[D]

It is, yes.

[A]

I love you, posh.

[B]

Make love to me.

[C]

Make love to me. Grab my wang.

[D]

I believe there is one scene when they're in the kitchen and David goes. Offers her some chocolate.

[B]

Would you like some chocolate?

[D]

Yes. I haven't had chocolate in years. You know that.

[A]

Oh, I'm with you, Tom.

[C]

Good God. That's just what I want in a partner.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So.

[B]

I'm sorry. So the naked Christmas tree is what?

[D]

Is just the lights.

[B]

Okay, I see.

[A]

But at least there are lights.

[D]

Low social media users, however, are divided, some arguing that minimalistry is elegant, practical, peaceful, and for some more affordable, I.

[A]

Have a brutalist Christmas tree. It's just cinder blocks stacked in a rectangle.

[B]

You still have that boob? The artificial boob topper.

[D]

Detractors say it looks unfinished and joyless.

[B]

Big nipple.

[D]

We should put our Christmas trees online for everybody and then see if they can match the Tree with the person.

[B]

Like, man, you know what I meant to tell you.

[C]

Shut up.

[B]

Isn't the original. What are they calling these? I'm sorry? Minimal trees.

[D]

Minimalistic trees.

[B]

Yeah. The naked tree isn't the Charlie Brown. Pretty much.

[D]

Yeah, pretty much.

[A]

But it gets dressed up real nice.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Linus strengthens it with his blanket there.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

How does he do that?

[C]

And he just goes over and he goes, tree. Yeah. Yeah. It's beautiful.

[D]

Detractors say it looks unfinished and joyless.

[B]

Oh, no. Come on.

[D]

Etiquette expert Jacqueline Whitmore.

[A]

Can you imagine?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Speaking to that.

[B]

You know, a lot of people change nothing tonight. I'm ironing my fantasies.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

So many people have called me a difficult. I don't know where they get it.

[A]

It's been 18 years since my vagina froze shut.

[D]

Oh, my God, you guys. She told Fox News Digital, quote, as my aunt used to say, different strokes for different folks. Minimalism is a choice, not an obligation.

[B]

Be in the Clitoria.

[A]

What happens in the Clitoria? I can't find it.

[B]

I be watching a Victoria. A Victoria Beckham video in the Clitoria.

[C]

That sounds like a lady store. There's a big sale at the Clitoria.

[A]

Oh, look, hoodies, half off.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I wear high heels to bed. Oh, geez.

[C]

Catheter, darling.

[B]

Okay. So sorry. Minimal tree. Got it.

[A]

Okay, that's fine.

[B]

I like your idea, though. Match the tree to. To the person on the show.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you have a tree up, Pat? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, good. Okay.

[D]

Good Friday after Thanksgiving, you have a tree up, right?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah, we all have a tree.

[B]

I got a tree up.

[C]

I don't have a tree up.

[A]

You don't have a tree up?

[B]

You got a tree up? Nope.

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

What's wrong with you?

[C]

I. You know my policy on Christmas.

[A]

What's that?

[C]

I don't celebrate it.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, I forgot. You're a Buddhist.

[D]

No, no, he's Aztec.

[C]

No, I was.

[B]

Oh, you switched over to Buddhism.

[C]

Yeah, they asked me to leave the Aztecs. I don't know what they're dealing with.

[A]

No tree. No tree, huh?

[B]

No tree.

[A]

Have you thought about sad.

[D]

You want me to get.

[C]

I got. No, I. I think I got a poinsettia.

[A]

That's celebrating a little bit.

[C]

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Maybe it is. I don't know.

[B]

You have a bad day, you can make tea out of it. Say goodbye.

[C]

Is that. Is that a thing? Why don't we do that?

[D]

Why don't we do what? Did I just field trip and go over and decorate your home all healthy.

[B]

Tim, what night are you gonna do it? I can't make it. Let's see.

[C]

I'm leaving for Austin the 30th. You guys be over there, 31st. I'll see you New Year's Eve.

[A]

Matt, bring his keyboard.

[C]

Oh, yeah. You eat your peanut butter, you'll be all set.

[A]

On the Christmas morning.

[C]

How did this happen?

[A]

Oh, Christmas tree needs a Christmas tree.

[B]

Okay, thank you very much. Now, we are trying to help you out to get nice gifts for the holiday season. What better place than Steven Singer Jewelers? And I'll remind you, first off, go to bobandtom.com contest, get your entries in for NFL competition. For week 16, you could win a $500 gift card to Steven Singer Jewelers. I was just recommending to a friend of mine that he get the at last bracelet from Steven Singer because he was telling me his wife does not have pierced ears. Thank you. Pierced ears. So. But those earrings are unbelievable. And Stephen, we think he may have hit his head because he's charging the same that he did last year. Even though gold's gone way up and diamonds are gone, they've gone way up as well. So help me with this. The Anita diamond earrings, Christy.

[D]

Yeah. They started just $2.98, Tom. And they're the same perfect price pair, every pair. Eye flawless, near colorless. And here's the great thing about Steven. You buy from Steven, you'll get full value lifetime trade in. That means you buy these studs this year. Next year you can trade them for bigger ones and get exactly what you paid towards that larger pair. Pardon me.

[B]

I like that name. Iflawless, it sounds like something I flawless.

[C]

I.

[B]

You Claudius. Sorry.

[C]

That's all right.

[D]

Go to I hate stevensinger.com and order right now for fast free shipping. And they will arrive in time for Christmas. This is a no brainer, easy gift. And if your wife doesn't have Pierce Dears or your husband, you can always find a beautiful gift online. He has many, many nice things to choose from. Experience the difference at Stephen Singer Jewelers. Once again, online. I hate stevensinger dot com. That's I hate stevensinger dotcom.

[B]

Get the order in today, go up, it'll go out. If you get it in before 2 o' clock Eastern Time, it'll go out.

[C]

Just like how successful you'd be if you were any good.

[B]

Here's the thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I can't think and talk at the same time. So maybe, maybe radio is not for me.

[D]

Maybe not.

[B]

I. I'M so sorry.

[C]

I'm so sor.

[D]

Coming up, we're going to do history for today.

[B]

I think I may have had too much caffeine. What's coming up?

[D]

History. You're going to do a history for today. Remember? We did.

[B]

And also we have. What'd you call it? Libido. Libido boost for the ladies.

[D]

Libido boosting in the.

[B]

In the news. And. Oh, we have the word of the year.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Oh, another one.

[C]

I have to confess, I saw it and I'm mad already. I think it's a bad call.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Horrible call.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Too.

[B]

Yeah. Too techy. They're getting too techy.

[A]

I look forward to hearing what it is.

[B]

Yeah. Also, we have Star wars news, and I hope we have time to get to a funny dog story. They're all funny. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Tom Show.

[D]

Kick off the holiday season with the perfect gift for the soccer fan in your life. Head over to store us soccer.com and explore a wide range of official US Soccer gear and merch. Whether you're decking the halls or hitting.

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[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. And if you're wondering, yes, we all hate each other. Don't worry. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[D]

Hi, Chick.

[C]

Hi. How are you?

[B]

Good.

[D]

How are you?

[C]

And I want to tell you, I humbly apologize. What else do you have over there, Christy?

[D]

Hey, did you know that Java House has the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom show? Go to java house.com and get 25 off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom. That's 25 off Pat Godwin.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

How you doing? Got a song coming up.

[A]

I have a technical issue going on. Oh, my. Walk amongst yourselves. Technically, you don't want to be here.

[C]

That quite a couple days. There's Jeff Osk.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[A]

Hi.

[C]

At the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick mcgee. It's always a pleasure to see you. Now we have Christy Lee at the at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[D]

We really have to do history in this segment, you know.

[C]

Oh, yeah, we better.

[B]

Okay. We got a couple. This is kind of history here, this letter.

[D]

Okay, all right.

[C]

Kind of.

[B]

You mean like.

[C]

Like it was sent yesterday?

[B]

No, it involves something in history.

[D]

Oh, all right.

[B]

We were talking about slang terms for marijuana with Mr. Osu, who is a big fan.

[C]

I like loud very much.

[B]

And there were a lot of slang terms. We've heard most of them. Reefer, weed, what was it? Devil's lettuce.

[C]

No, you came up with devil's lettuce.

[B]

Jazz cabbage or something.

[C]

You came up with jazz cabbage.

[B]

The point is. And we also determined that a spliff. I want to get this right. A spliff is a marijuana cigarette that's also half tobacco. Is that correct? And then a. What's the other one?

[A]

Blunt is all marijuana wrapped in a tobacco leaf.

[B]

Okay. Usually a cigar leaf. Okay, very good, very good. And I asked if, when you made one of these, because you said you have in fact made the. The so called spliff with. You take a quantity of marijuana and a quantity. And I asked if you used Borkum Riff.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And you were puzzled?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Tom just blew my mind when he mentioned Borkum Riff. My grandfather was a loyal Borkum Riff user. It had the sweetest, one of a kind smell.

[A]

I love pipe smell, don't you?

[B]

Yeah. I just remember. I remember seeing Borkum Riff. A friend of my dad smoked a pipe. Jack was his.

[D]

Jack.

[B]

Jack smoked a pipe.

[D]

Okay. I have a question. Since you quit smoking cigarettes, right. Do you ever do a spliff?

[A]

No.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

You wouldn't want to get back into the habit, right? Okay. Okay. That being said, my grandfather has been gone for almost 20 years. There are still times, every now and then I'll catch a whiff of that pipe tobacco and feel like he's still around.

[A]

Yeah, that definitely brings you back.

[C]

That's weird.

[B]

Yeah. Thank you, Larry. Yeah, I think that we. Christy was talking about that. That smells just take you to a place instantly.

[A]

Scientifically, it is the number one memory jog. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Scientific thing.

[C]

Smell. Yeah, absolutely.

[B]

Cool. Okay, now it's time for today in history.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

This would require me to find it. Today's what?

[D]

Today's December 16th.

[C]

Tax Day.

[A]

IDES of December.

[B]

Okay. That would be yesterday. We already did yesterday in his.

[A]

We try. I have a question about yesterday, but we'll get to that after.

[B]

Okay, go ahead. What's your question?

[A]

Well, I just. I wanted to know how Pat Godwin's birthday went. Oh, you know, it's. It's like every night at my house, it's a celebration.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I just don't celebrate on my birthday. I. I have a song about that, but we can get.

[D]

Oh, you. You have a song now?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You want to hear it now, Tom?

[B]

Sure, go ahead.

[A]

All right, you can. Yeah.

[D]

For his history while you.

[A]

Every night a different late day oh, every night it's a different chick Every night and the morning maybe who is it tonight, darling, Take your pick. Every night a different woman on how me such a mighty good time Friends wonder what the hell I'm doing I tell them variety here's the spice of life so many girls I forget one night's a blonde Next up, brunette I put on a wig, cinch my dress real tight and I'm a different lady Every night Every night I'm a different lady.

[C]

Nice.

[A]

Thank you very much.

[B]

Very nice. Pat Godwin, ladies and gentlemen. And you've got a nice gender neutral name.

[A]

I do.

[B]

Pat Godwin. Okay. And now to today industry. 16 December. Oh, there we go. I didn't know this. The Boston Tea Party, 1773. Oh, this is a rough one. Oh, the names of the ships. Anybody got any of these?

[C]

Nina Pinton?

[A]

No.

[B]

The Dartmouth. The Eleanor and the Beaver. Oh, I've never seen that. That's an obscure fact.

[A]

Give me some of that Beaver tea. Went down to the people.

[B]

Birthdays. Ludwig Vaughn.

[D]

Oh, Beethoven.

[C]

Ludwig van.

[B]

Ludwig van. Sorry. The Ludwig. Does anybody have a van got with a. A vanity plate? Ludwig.

[D]

That'd be funny.

[B]

That'd be cool. People might. Might not get it, but.

[D]

Piano Sonata Number two. Beautiful.

[C]

It is beautiful.

[B]

Oh, really? Listen to Ludwig, dude. In 1950, Shirley Temple announced her retirement from acting. And of course, she went into the beverage business.

[A]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[B]

Well, that is one dated reference.

[D]

You know what? But you can still order.

[B]

I know.

[D]

People know what they are.

[A]

I bet people don't know that Shirley Temple is an actress.

[C]

Yeah, probably.

[B]

Arnold Palmer was a golfer. Who else has their own drink?

[C]

Joan Crawford.

[A]

Tom Collins.

[C]

Joan Crawford.

[B]

Was there a guy named Tom Collins?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

What's in a Joan Crawford?

[C]

Joan Crawford.

[A]

Mr. Crawford.

[C]

She owned Pepsi. Right, Mr. Crawford.

[B]

Thank you, Pat. Song was good, and that line was good. Not as well received as it should have been. What if I would try it again? You set it up for him to do it as Paul.

[D]

What's in a Joan Crawford, Mr. Crawford.

[B]

See.

[C]

I don't care for.

[A]

Because of the A.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, because of the what?

[D]

Oh, because I said na Jones. Oh, the what's in Joan Crawford.

[B]

1966, Jimi Hendrix released his first single, Anybody know what it was all along?

[D]

Voodoo Chili.

[B]

No. Voodoo Chili. Voodoo Chili. Of course. This is a true story.

[A]

Josh and I have trouble believing.

[B]

No, it was. It's a true story.

[A]

Because on the album it says chopped Child. It says child.

[B]

But one of the morons that worked.

[C]

Here, I. I heard it.

[B]

He said. He introduced that. He said, that's voodoo chili.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Chili, of course, is a nice chili.

[C]

So.

[B]

So 12 inch black sausage. Hendrix's first single was hey Joe.

[D]

Oh, that's a good one.

[B]

Flip side? Anybody?

[A]

No, I don't know the flip side.

[B]

What, Jim?

[C]

I'm a believer.

[B]

What, Jim?

[A]

Come on.

[B]

That's funny. Hey, Joe. It was the four.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

45. You see, you really had.

[A]

It was a call.

[B]

It was a sequel.

[C]

Songs, Pennsylvania 6, 5000. I love those.

[A]

Come on. That's the funniest one.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, here we go. This is a good one. In 1944, this cartoon debuted entitled Stage Door Cartoon. Anybody know who was in it?

[A]

What? What year?

[B]

1944. I never would have gotten the Lockhorns. Snagglepuss, Yosemite Sam.

[C]

Stay. Exit. Stay.

[B]

Drive.

[D]

I loved that.

[B]

I loved Snugglepuss and I loved Yosemite Sam.

[A]

Heavens to Murgatroyd. Exit stage left. Even you go to Paul Lynn's house.

[C]

And you guys are under the contention that Snagglepuss had an alternate lifestyle.

[A]

He's a thespian. Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, that was an inside joke.

[C]

No kidding.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was funny. Let's see now. I think that pretty much covers everything. Oh, good. Actor Benjamin Bratt, born in the state in 63.

[C]

It's bra.

[B]

It's bra.

[A]

Exit stage right. Heavens to Murgatroyd. His shooting has improved immensitively.

[D]

Immensitively.

[C]

His shooting has improved.

[A]

Is that a topless woman gag?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And lastly, 2009, the movie Avatar is released.

[C]

Never seen it.

[D]

What?

[A]

I'm a big fan of those and I'm looking for 3D. It's really hard.

[C]

Why watch it on vacation?

[B]

The ride at Disney World is.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

It's unbelievable. Yeah. I don't know. It's incredible.

[D]

It's my favorite ride.

[A]

You think you're on a dragon.

[D]

Yeah, you do.

[B]

It is. And I. And there's one time I had to close my eyes and I ducked.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And you go, wait a minute. I'm at Disney World.

[A]

That's a great.

[B]

Yeah, very good. Well, thank you very much.

[C]

Sports bulletin coming up.

[B]

Oh, really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And also, ladies, Viagra for ladies in the news. And a couple stories of a similar Jagra.

[A]

No, it's called Niagara. It makes them so wet. Jeff, Jeff, will you behave yourself? If you're gonna sit here Behavior.

[C]

Hang on, Jeff. This is just for you kids.

[A]

I don't know what's wrong with these kids today. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Kids who can understand.

[A]

Yeah. We believe you're the patriarch of the family.

[B]

That one drunken night, I, I, I stiffened it up with a popsicle stick.

[A]

I held my nose.

[B]

We are in the A auto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

That's what I bring to every project.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys. People always ask, how did you make.

[B]

It to the NFL?

[A]

How you get into acting? There's a story behind all of that. It's about whether you're willing to tell your story or not. Next role isn't a big about what's next. It's about why they do it next.

[B]

Roll with Vernon Davis.

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Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[B]

Change your life.

[C]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hi.

[C]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[A]

Hey, Chick.

[C]

Hi, Pat. There's Josh Arnold.

[A]

Hi.

[C]

He's at the I hate Stephen Kinger Kinger Ice kick chair.

[A]

Do you smell toast?

[C]

I think pistachios.

[A]

Is that a. I thought it was almond oranges.

[C]

Jeff O.

[A]

Hey, man.

[C]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. I have a sports bulletin.

[B]

Okay. You have the sports bulletin theme team.

[C]

Well, that's the problem.

[B]

I, I got it. I think over.

[A]

Here we go. Extra.

[C]

It has been announced yesterday afternoon Texas Longhorns quarterback Arch Manning reportedly has made a decision when it comes to his future. He has decided he will return to Texas in 2026 instead of going pro. Cooper Manning, Arch's dad, made that revelation in a text to espn. Arch is playing football at Texas next year, Cooper wrote. Longhorns head coach Steve Sarkeesian told reporters at the pre Citrus bowl event that Matting Manning would be able to benefit for at least one more season in college. Despite some NFL experts believing Manning could be the first quarterback or even player taken off the board in the draft. Texas and Michigan in the Citrus Bowl. That will be an interesting one to. To watch. With everything swirling around, will arch the university. Oh, here comes a question.

[B]

Wouldn't he make more money staying in college anyway?

[D]

Sure.

[C]

What he's making at Texas, but I would say yes.

[A]

I think he wanted to get away sort of from the family life. He said he wants to be far from the Manning crowd.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

You have to have a knowledge of the Charlotte.

[B]

That is. That is a. That's a. That would be much funnier in print.

[A]

My dad left in heaven.

[B]

Yes, I think the. The sports section in the New Republic or maybe maybe the Paris Review. Do they have sports section?

[C]

Got that title wrong.

[B]

What is it? Matt?

[C]

Matt?

[A]

Far from the madding Crowd.

[C]

Madding crowd? Yeah.

[B]

It's not maddening, right?

[A]

Pretentious, yet barely funny.

[B]

Yes. It's like my favorite song, my favorite thing. But Pat sometimes says, yes, I'm terrible, but at least long.

[D]

Speaking of words, she said, Merriam Webster has named it's word of the year for 2025.

[C]

Can't believe this crap.

[D]

I can't either. I heard this yesterday. You ready, Josh?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It's slop.

[A]

Oh, that makes sense.

[D]

The dictionary defines slop as digital content of low quality that is produced by means of artificial intelligence.

[A]

Yeah, they always say, look at the slop on that AI it noted that.

[D]

This year saw a flood of slop which included absurd videos, off kilter advertising images, cheesy propaganda, inaccurate news junkie AI written books, books and lots of talk.

[A]

I don't even know how you did that.

[C]

Can I ask a question? Honestly? Honestly, I don't know if we have an impartial person. Should any of us be on the radio? I mean, I don't think so. I can't talk time. We've all had our problems today. What the hell's going on now?

[D]

The original meaning of the word slop as I knew it was like a muddy, soft mud, you know, sloppy situation.

[B]

But if something is sloppy, it just means it's sort of an unkempt area would be sloppy. Does that imply that it's got like moisture and wet.

[D]

Well, 1700s it was slop was mud. But then it became pigs. Remember they.

[A]

Yeah, you would slap the pigs. Yeah.

[C]

I didn't know how they a tech definition.

[D]

I didn't either.

[B]

Wait a minute. I don't know the answer. Isn't there a John Mellencamp song where he goes cleaning up the evening slop.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That's a Neil. It looks at a dollar.

[A]

I'm like, well, you could stop a cloud.

[B]

Yeah, that.

[A]

Yeah. Is that the lyric? Yeah.

[D]

Little pink houses.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, but it doesn't. That's not a tech. Ver.

[B]

No, I know. I'm. We're talking. Christie mentioned the original meaning of slop. You see, that's where we were going.

[A]

Do you know what sloppy Toppy is? Is?

[D]

What is that?

[B]

I assume it's some sexual thing.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

You had to guess what sloppy Toppy was.

[C]

She or he spitting on it.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Well, it's just giving. Good.

[B]

Never mind.

[C]

Give me a sloppy time.

[B]

So this is.

[D]

Merriam Webster's other top words of 20.

[B]

25 were get ready.

[D]

Six, seven.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

They did that last night on Monday Night Football because one of the teams was 6 and 7 for the year, and they just. At each other. Oh, the dolphins were 67.

[D]

Yeah. Performative. Jerry. Man.

[B]

We had performative for something else a couple weeks ago.

[C]

Are you going to accept performative?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

It means I thought so. Things that are done just for show. Someone makes a grand gesture to charity just. Just to be seen.

[D]

Here's the one I don't understand. Touch grass. What does that even mean?

[B]

That means get outside. Yeah, if you're fets. I know that one. That's from game.

[C]

You're supposed to be grounded.

[D]

I know how to ground.

[B]

You've been playing a video game for three straight days. Go outside, touch grass, there's sunshine and outdoors.

[D]

Conclave tariffs and lake round out.

[C]

That's where the Pope lives.

[B]

Wait a minute. Lake.

[D]

Lake.

[A]

I wonder why. Lake.

[B]

In what context?

[D]

It says Lake, my friend.

[C]

It's Ricky Lake making a comeback.

[A]

She is, yes. How she looks?

[C]

She's hot. Amazingly great.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

He's shaking his head. Interview with her. Really? Lake.

[D]

Why Lake.

[B]

I'm. Do they. I'll have to see if they give it any.

[D]

Cambridge Dictionary. Also in the news, Lake Bell.

[A]

I like Lake Bell.

[B]

That announcer movie?

[A]

Yeah. I want to kiss her.

[B]

What's that called?

[A]

What? In a world.

[B]

Oh, yeah. That was good.

[A]

In a world.

[D]

Cambridge Dictionary has added three new words and phrases to its database.

[C]

All right.

[B]

One.

[C]

The of.

[B]

Than.

[C]

Pooter.

[A]

Is pooter in those?

[D]

No. Would you like to guess again?

[A]

Fart Locker? Turd.

[C]

Cutter.

[A]

Cooch.

[C]

Is cooch in there?

[D]

No.

[B]

Crunt. No.

[C]

I hate myself for laughing.

[D]

I hate myself for asking.

[B]

That's a. That's a type of toast.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Only available in Belgium.

[C]

It's a Danish and a dark piece of toast. A crunt.

[D]

A rat. Rad.

[A]

Rad.

[D]

L. Rad. It's a. It's a noun.

[C]

I am a rad.

[D]

A R, A D. R A D. Rad.

[A]

Oh, just rad. Okay, what does it mean?

[B]

Like you're skateboarding your rad man.

[C]

If it's just rad, why did you.

[D]

Say L. Rad like a rad. Like it's.

[A]

It's a noun. So I have a rad.

[D]

An abbreviation for a rich autumn dad. A man who dresses in the style of a wealthy country gentleman.

[B]

This is B.S.

[A]

Well, it's British, so we're not saying that. All right? Yeah, yeah.

[D]

For example, wearing tweed and corduroy clothes, even if he is young and has no children.

[C]

See, I like this. I like. Crazy rich guy's always been my, my, my, my.

[D]

Crazy rich guy.

[C]

You're not sure about him.

[A]

Britain is kind of littered with rads.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Really?

[C]

A lot of tweed.

[D]

The Gen Z Stare. Gen Z Stare. Do you know what that is?

[A]

No.

[B]

I assume it's something about boredom.

[D]

Facial expression used of young people where the face appears blank and emotionless and generally to signal indifference.

[A]

That's my favorite emoji. I send it as much as I can.

[C]

I love that it makes me laugh.

[D]

With the big eyes.

[A]

It's the one with just regular eyes and a hyphen for a mouth.

[D]

Oh, is that what that is? Okay, some of those emojis need definitions like you don't know what they are.

[C]

So you. You send Josh a text. Hey, have you seen this great new movie about this? Blah, blah. Oh, I haven't. And he sends that flat line.

[D]

And then Hubson.

[B]

What?

[D]

Hub. Son. Hub. S, O, N. All right.

[A]

Oh, no, go ahead, guess. No, I'm way wrong here. I was originally going to say.

[B]

Some.

[A]

Sort of mix between husband and son. When you're like a single mom and your son sort of does things that a husband would do well, but there's no s. Between in the husband.

[B]

Hub.

[A]

That would be a husband.

[C]

You mean like uncle dad or something?

[D]

This is more an adult male who continues to live with his parents, contributes little or nothing financially, but does housework and other household chores.

[A]

Oh, maybe I wasn't as far off as you thought.

[C]

Yeah, you're pretty close.

[B]

I'm. I'm not buying it.

[A]

Well, again, we have to. This is Britain. Britain. So we have to maybe assume they're using these words. They. There.

[B]

Okay, I get.

[A]

I ask your sis. That's a hot Sister. Ask that hot piece. I asked. Sister of yours.

[C]

Yeah, but if you. Before you ask.

[D]

I'm so sorry.

[C]

Before you ask her the question. Plan like a couple hours. Okay.

[A]

Would Jany not be flattered by me calling her a hot piece of ass?

[C]

I'm sorry.

[B]

She. She would. I don't think she.

[A]

Hot piece of arse.

[B]

Oh, I. I appreciate the correction. And yet it's still offensive. I'm still trying to find out what.

[D]

What.

[B]

What the hell lake means in this context.

[A]

No kidding.

[B]

I don't. I mean, I kind of get the other ones. Lake. I just don't. We're going down to the lake. I. I don't know.

[D]

Maybe a lot of people are vacationing at the lake this year. I don't know.

[C]

Lake.

[B]

Oh, okay. There's more to it.

[C]

Well, you know who's hot at Lake Bell?

[A]

I love her.

[B]

This is.

[A]

She rings ridiculous.

[B]

Okay, never mind. I might even to favor this with reading it out loud.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Oh, what's the matter?

[B]

It's.

[A]

Is it sociopolitical?

[C]

Share, share, share, share.

[A]

No, you don't have to do it if it's not anything worth talking about.

[B]

It's about a lake in Massachusetts that's got a really long name.

[D]

What?

[C]

It's a Kennedy thing.

[B]

It's like 80 letters long. Lake Charagga. Gaga. Mancha. Gaga. Gaga of Jankabooga.

[A]

All of a sudden, it's raining outside.

[B]

It says the name. It says the name of this lake. Delighted and baffled.

[C]

Hey, Tom, can you for me say the name of the lake one more time?

[B]

It's. I'm not kidding. It's Char. Gaga. Gaga. Man. Chagooga. Gaga. Chaban. Boogie Nights. Guga Mogamog. It says, had this. The name of this lake started clogging up the Merriam Webster.com top lookups.

[A]

Okay, so it was just some silly fad.

[B]

Oh, yes. It's some dumb thing, all right. Yeah. It's genuinely stupid. This is the problem because these dictionaries have. They stopped selling? No one wants one anymore because that's all online. Okay. Now we have a coming up Viagra for the ladies. Apparently we've got that of sorts in the news right now. I want to tell you a little bit about our coffee room. Christy, you want to help me here?

[D]

Yeah. It's called Java House. We love it. It's the hub and heart of the particular break room that we have back there. And if you know somebody that has a break room or has to stock it all the time, keeping everybody happy in the office is just Impossible. But not anymore. Thanks to Java House, you can get anything you need. You can get teas, you can get energy drinks. You can get coffee. Of course.

[B]

Hot chocolate. Hot chocolate?

[A]

Do they have nacho cheese cups?

[D]

Why do you have to dirty the water?

[C]

Answer her.

[B]

So you want nacho cheese? Coffee.

[D]

Coffee.

[A]

You know, somebody off the air called me a needler. And I think they're right.

[C]

You are a needler.

[A]

I'll needle.

[C]

That's exactly what you are.

[B]

The Java House is famous for its coffees and teas, etc because they come in these pods. I got one right.

[D]

All you need is water. Hot or cold, you're in business.

[B]

Simplify. The coffee room. In fact, I'm going to drink this Arctic freeze in a matter of moments. You just add water, you peel and pour. It's that simple. You don't need a. You don't need a Keurig machine. You don't need anything. Just water.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

All you got to have is hot water or cold water. Whichever you prefer.

[A]

Tell me more.

[D]

Java House. Com. You can shop right there. Javahouse.

[C]

Com.

[D]

It's the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. There you go.

[B]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, ladies. Apparently there's something. At least the headline claims Viagra for the ladies. And also a libido boosting pill for older ladies.

[D]

Sometimes menopause can do it.

[A]

How old we talking? Real old. Like 36, 37.

[B]

It's been approved. It's been approved.

[D]

Kick you in the nuts.

[B]

Been approved by the FDA. Mr. Epstein, we're coming right back. Are you comfortable, Jeffrey? These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[D]

Hi, Chick.

[C]

Hi there. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, hello. There's Jeff Osk.

[A]

Yeah, man.

[C]

There's Josh Arnold.

[A]

Hi.

[C]

Ace Cosby.

[A]

Howdy.

[C]

I'm Chick. And hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I am quite literally downing a delightful liquid science from our friends at Java House. Getting some hydration. My doctor recommended that.

[A]

Yeah, it's very. I know. And you tease me about my giant water bottle.

[D]

I'm telling you, you don't drink enough water. Drink all that other stuff.

[B]

It's called coffee and tea. It's delightful.

[C]

Diuretics in a Way Coffee, Coffee Tea or Me.

[B]

Wasn't that. Remember that. That book Coffee Tea or Me about the stewardess?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And that was written by a guy, it turned out.

[C]

What?

[A]

Coffee Tea of Me?

[B]

I don't.

[C]

I don't remember that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What me?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It was a scam. It was a scam.

[C]

I don't. I don't want to argue because I'll end up owing you $30,000, but I. Is that true?

[B]

Yeah. All right, now we have. We have Christy Lee over there. She's at the Silac Insurance News Esc. What's happening?

[D]

A so called Viagra for women is now available for pre order here in the United States.

[C]

Well, we got to come up with a name for it.

[D]

Well, it has a name. Oh, you ready? Oh, it's called Dare to Play Cil Cream.

[B]

It's from that just rolls off the tongue. Well, jeez.

[D]

It's from Dare Bioscience and it's described as a topical arousal cream designed specifically for women.

[B]

Isn't that a bad name to enhance genital blood? I mean, Dare to Play. It sounds like. It sounds like it could go either way.

[C]

Viagra is a great name.

[A]

It is.

[C]

Yeah, but they need something a female.

[B]

I was talking to somebody about when they name this stuff, they have to have something that it has to. First of all, it can't mean something else in another language. So that's always a difficult part of it. Plus it also has to sound kind of scientifically. I always thought Cialis seemed like a weird name because it's a soft C. What about she? Alice?

[C]

That's not bad.

[D]

Yeah, that's good.

[B]

But. Yeah, but also that can't be too cutesy. I think they're not going to name it Bonerific.

[C]

How about Moist Triangle?

[A]

Is Moist Triangle Swampy Bush?

[C]

How about Swampy Bush?

[B]

They're not allowed to play Camel Juice Pink Slop.

[C]

Did you.

[A]

I heard.

[C]

You hear Camel Juice.

[D]

The cream uses.

[B]

What's it. So what is the actual name then?

[D]

Dare to Play.

[A]

Dare to Play.

[B]

That's awful.

[D]

The cream uses siladenafil, the same active ingredient. God, I can't talk today. Found in Viagra to improve genital blood flow. It can now be prescribed for pre order by licensed healthcare providers for prescription fulfillment in several states including Florida, Pennsylvania, Indiana, New Jersey and Utah.

[A]

Hey, whatever. You know, if ladies, you need a little boost. Maybe this is it.

[B]

Yeah, in some states. You're going to to cross state lines. I'm smuggling it back. What?

[C]

Whatever floats.

[D]

It's either dare or Dare D A R E. It's got a little thing on the top. Even worse, Bioscience says the cream should be used 10 to 15 minutes before sexual activity and should only have be applied once a day.

[A]

You rub it right there on the old.

[D]

Yeah, it's topical, so I would assume.

[A]

You don't need the guy that.

[D]

No side effects.

[A]

Maybe the stuff doesn't work. Work. It's just a lot of rubbing.

[D]

It doesn't say where to rub it. You're right. Where do we put the topical cream.

[C]

If you need to be told?

[B]

Well, I suppose I can think of.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You don't put cream down there if.

[D]

You'Re using progesterone supplements. It's a cream that you put on your wrist.

[A]

I bet it's not down there.

[D]

Maybe it's not.

[B]

What? Oh, yeah.

[A]

It could be one of those weird things where it's like on the back of your neck and it's somehow like.

[B]

It's like. It's like one of those nicotine patches.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't know. Oh, we'll have to do.

[B]

I wonder if they can put this in a patch for him. That'd be funny.

[A]

The old P. Have you seen.

[C]

You be like a pirate? Wear it on, get patched.

[B]

You don't put it over your. Your eye there, Phyllis.

[D]

Well, you wouldn't put it over that.

[B]

That'd be. But that'd be. That'd be kind of an embarrassing sign of. Oh, are you. Are you going on a cruise ship? Is that the. Yeah. No, no, I.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's my juice. Why, that's. The. Dare to Play is a terrible name.

[A]

Yeah, you gotta change it.

[B]

It sounds like it might not work. I dare you. Right, Right.

[A]

The ad for this better just be a woman standing in the desert and a flood slowly starts rolling in. Did your water break? No, no, it's Niagara.

[D]

On another note, the Food and Drug Administration has approved a libido boosting pill for postmenopausal women. This pill is known as Addie.

[A]

That comes in a bottle of chardonnay.

[D]

Addie was first approved 10 years ago.

[B]

This is another terrible name.

[D]

Premenopausal women who report emotional stress due to low sex drive.

[B]

It's spelled A D, D, Y, I, so already it's confusing.

[D]

This week, the fda.

[B]

I. I checked with the weird pronounced Addie, but what a dumb name.

[D]

They broadened the drugs used to older women who have gone through menopause. Addie initially expected to become a blockbuster drug, filling an important niche in women's Health. But the drug came with unpleasant side effects, including dizziness and nausea, and carries a safety warning about the dangers of combining it with your chardonnay.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[C]

Also odor.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Wet cement.

[B]

Yeah. You don't want them. You don't want them barfing. What's the. What's the Latin term? Flagrant delecto. Yikes. So have you ever heard of this stuff?

[D]

No, I have not. I don't have any problems in this area.

[B]

No, I'm not suggesting that you do. I mean.

[D]

And I'm on hormone replacement therapy. I'll tell anybody. I've always been.

[C]

Josh, you know how to make a hormone.

[A]

You don't pay. Don't pay her. That's exactly.

[D]

It's not for everyone, so check with your doctor, but for me, it's been working fine.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

But. Yeah, this. But I'm just saying in the. Do you read any sort of lady specific magazines or. Oh, I would assume they'd be advertising this stuff if it was so.

[D]

Well, if it's for pre, I would think it would be in Reader's Digest. I don't know.

[C]

Where's my magazine? Lady only.

[B]

Yeah, I guess if you're getting your. I guess if you're getting your. Your sex tips and Reader's Digest. I'm guessing the column is called Missionary only.

[D]

That's a really big font.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Richard?

[B]

Yeah, it's the special big font edition. Thank you, Chris.

[C]

Why your process for sex is dirty.

[D]

The painting that introduced Star wars to the world nearly 50 years ago is sold at auction.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

The acrylic and airbrush painting by artist and Movie Post poster designer Tom Young first appeared in newspaper ads May 13, 1977.

[A]

This is the. Holding the lightsaber up there, I thought Chewbacca paint.

[D]

About two weeks before the movie hit the theaters, Star wars producer Gary Kurtz kept the original, which was then passed down to his daughter. The family has put the work up for sale and it sold for $3.8875 million, setting the record highest selling piece of memorabilia from the film franchise.

[B]

And speaking of the film, 10,000 lunch boxes later. Yeah, Is that the one that. Okay, that isn't the one.

[C]

That's not the one I thought it was. Oh, well.

[B]

Okay. And that's not the one that gives away a plot point. Wasn't there a. There was one of the famous Star wars posters that apparently gave away. Wait a minute.

[A]

You always contended the poster for Reds gave away the ending.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Because I think they wanted people to perceive that as A romantic movie, Not a movie about commie history. Yeah, one of the. One of the merch. Merch items from at one of those movies was released. And one of the merch items. Items. The cup gave away a major block.

[A]

Oh, really?

[C]

Oh, Spock lives.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

Oh, yes, you're right.

[B]

Yeah, I wasn't.

[C]

Always will be your friend, Jim. I'll be back in the next movie.

[A]

He was the most human.

[B]

Yeah. Orson. Orson. I think it's a mistake to be Merchant Merching a sled for Citizen Kane. The official sled of Orson.

[C]

Orson Bean. Who are you talking.

[A]

He was a funny man.

[C]

Hey, you tell me. You give me two Orson Beans and a script and I'll get you a movie do.

[D]

Besides being on game shows, he wrote a book called.

[B]

He wrote a book called Oregon and Me. Yeah, about Wilhelm Reich and Oregon Therapy.

[D]

Oh, my God. That sounds interesting.

[C]

You can almost feel your mouth getting dry.

[A]

He was a funny guy.

[D]

Yeah, that's not funny. A comedy.

[C]

And he.

[B]

And he lived to be.

[A]

He only passed away maybe three 90s.

[B]

And I think he got hit by a car.

[A]

Yeah, it was something weird.

[D]

I'm gonna show my age here, but there are a lot of those people. Like Peggy Cass. What the hell did she ever do? She was on game shows.

[B]

Probably the producer.

[A]

Oh, yeah. And Brett Summers.

[D]

Summers. Well, she was married to.

[A]

Yeah, but still, that's a weird credit.

[B]

Josh, have you ever looked at any of the fan arcs, like a movie like Star wars where fans.

[A]

Sure, sure. Yeah. I mean, I don't seek it out, but I've seen it. Yeah, what about it?

[B]

I'm just asking today, like, have Princess Leia naked and.

[A]

Oh, of course. There are those things out there. Yeah, yeah, those.

[B]

Are those sanitized by when they put them up on the.

[A]

No, a lot of times those things were. They were advertised on, like, porn sites. So you would look at a porn site in the corner, you'd see something awful like Marge Simpson.

[B]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[C]

Large, deep throating, terrible.

[D]

Tom alluded to this story yesterday. Star wars is returning to theaters for its 50th anniversary in 2027.

[B]

I just think it's a little early.

[D]

Lucasfilm announced that the newly restored original version of the classic Star wars, it's.

[B]

More than a year away.

[D]

Will play in theaters for a limited time starting February 19, 2027. Details on when and where to buy tickets for Star Wars Return will be shared at a later date.

[A]

If they didn't say. We'll have the R2 details coming up now.

[B]

Someone My Son Sam sent me this.

[A]

Well, he is a nerd.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. He said this is a very big deal for people who know what. What Han shot first means.

[A]

I know what that means. You do? Yeah.

[B]

So the question is, which version of the movie will they show? Because.

[A]

Because there was an argument that the original honest shoots Greedo first while sitting in the cantina in Mos Eisley.

[C]

And he did, right?

[A]

Yes. And then they kind of changed. They didn't want Han to look so villainous, and so they changed it to where. Where Greedo actually shoots first and Han defends himself as opposed to being the aggressor. I like the version of Han that kills.

[D]

Yeah, he's a badass.

[B]

So the question is, which one will they be showing?

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

Will they be showing the original original or. Again, this is.

[D]

They're saying original nerd deep.

[A]

So the original and not special edition. So there aren't, like, added.

[D]

It says the newly restored original version. So he shoot first.

[A]

Yeah, he should.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Okay. Well, that's interesting, but it just seems to me to be a little early to.

[A]

Yeah, but you nerds want this stuff early, don't they?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

They want to be able to.

[C]

Anticipation. That's a big, big damn deal.

[B]

Yeah, but it won't. It won't be put into, like, 3D or anything. It'll just be.

[A]

Sounds like this will be. Be just bare bones.

[B]

Okay. Okay. That'll be. That'll be worth looking at. Certainly.

[D]

I'd go see it. I definitely.

[B]

That's the best one as far as I'm concerned.

[D]

1977 at the cinema.

[B]

The first one. The first one. And it was. It was just so original and like a classic western. It was great. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[D]

What do you want to talk about? Do we still want to go with our unusual Christmas traditions, or should we save that for tomorrow?

[B]

Because that's pretty long.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. So instead we'll talk about dogs and horses. Who doesn't love a dog?

[A]

Are they now making love?

[D]

Maybe. You don't know.

[A]

Will there be dorses running around the country?

[C]

We already have hogs that be.

[B]

That'd be confusing dorses. Isn't it Dor. Dorses.

[C]

It is.

[B]

We took a vote. We have solved a lot of problems.

[C]

Motion carry.

[D]

And watch out if you're trying to help a raccoon. We'll talk about that.

[B]

Oh, what? What an idiot.

[C]

No good deed goes on.

[B]

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[A]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're.

[C]

Not too much to look at.

[A]

You can also watch the show on our YouTube YouTube channel.

[B]

Free Bob Dylan tickets.

[C]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio, that's Christy Lee.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[A]

Hey, Chick. Hi.

[C]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[A]

Hi, man.

[C]

Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace.

[A]

What's going on?

[C]

Sorry. Thank you very much. I'm a Standup comedian.

[B]

This. Oh, this is your impression of Josh?

[C]

I'm a big damn deal. I'm chicken. Hello, Tom.

[B]

That didn't sound like Josh.

[C]

No, it didn't.

[B]

Can you do it, Jeffrey?

[A]

That's what I was trying to do.

[B]

Sounds like Droopy Dog. That deadly town. Okay, okay, very good.

[C]

This is Droopy Dog. Where is he?

[B]

I don't know. I to passed out in the bathroom. I hope not.

[A]

Sugar high.

[C]

Let's get CPR going.

[B]

Well, let's see now. Where were we? Oh, here he is. Okay.

[C]

You know what he's saying to himself? A way to cover, guys.

[D]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

I didn't think your impressions of him were very good.

[D]

Sorry, Josh.

[C]

I thought they were great on the impression.

[A]

Okay, May I hear it? I love impression.

[C]

Oh, gosh. I'm a big damn deal.

[A]

That's pretty good. My legs are muscular, but the rest of me's fat.

[C]

Half fat. I have three brothers.

[A]

I do say that.

[C]

Yeah. Just like you.

[B]

No, we'll get Cali into working on it.

[A]

We'll get my Minal schedule. I have to, I, I, I've been messing around with it. I'm trying to figure it out.

[C]

Why did you let the, the demon.

[A]

That is man, you've gone to the other side, died. That's an effective product. Almost.

[B]

So you just, you're just trying to get the trains to run on time?

[C]

Some would say. Some would say two effective. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So now I, I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out. I'm, I'm obviously 15 minutes too early last night.

[B]

Ideally, then you, you leave the airwaves and then you have your train. But here's the problem.

[D]

How at night do you take it?

[C]

You're going to get fine for this and. But next week you're on vacation, you're.

[A]

Going to get all mess.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Oh, okay. Well, do we have a picture of my garbage cans?

[A]

Okay, there, take a look at these.

[C]

Yeah, let's take a look at the garbage can. Oh, yeah, there they are.

[B]

Three of them.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Right in front of my house. They've been sitting there for a month.

[A]

I have three.

[B]

They're supposed to be picked up.

[C]

Why do you have three garbage cans?

[B]

Because I've got two kids.

[C]

Wait a minute. Are those the new ones?

[B]

Those look like. No, those are. The old ones are supposed to be picked up by the cities. You can see the snow's building up on them.

[A]

Yeah. The new ones are gray.

[D]

Yeah. And smaller, if, you know, noticed. Yeah, yeah, they're smaller. Aren't they, Jeff?

[B]

So it goes. You can't really see. There's some nice Christmas trees behind. It goes with the Christmas decor because nothing says so Christmas like white lights and garbage cans.

[C]

Who do we pay now to have? Don't somebody we need to give money to?

[B]

I'm not sure. Well, let's move forward.

[C]

Ray was a great guy.

[B]

Let's. I know. What do we got, Christy, in terms of. We're going to do one of our Christmas traditions. Is that right?

[D]

Which one do you want to do, Tom?

[A]

What happens in Bangladesh?

[D]

Bangladesh?

[A]

Well, I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, real hungry. Hungry.

[D]

I've got that one. Christmas in Japan.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Often means ordering Kentucky Fried Chicken, a tradition that was sparked by a hugely successful 1970s ad campaign.

[A]

How about that?

[D]

Mama's all right.

[C]

Your daddy's.

[B]

Did you see that? This is incredibly obscure. I apologize in advance. The famous album that you just came from was. That's actually not recorded at Budokan. It's a lie.

[D]

It's a lie.

[B]

It's a lie around the corner.

[C]

It was recorded.

[A]

It wasn't even. I thought it was fake. Live. Is it actually live?

[B]

Yeah, that's. I think there's a lot of over augmentation. Okay. It was. The Budokan tapes were not good. Did you read the same article? Yeah, it was done. It was from Japan, but a different show.

[A]

Well, that's a cheap trick and. Exactly.

[C]

Very good.

[B]

And. And the video. The video they had. There's. There's a lot of cutting away so they. So they could match it up. But. Yeah, I don't know why I even know that. But that's today's obscure trivia. And so. I'm sorry. So in Japan, it's kfc.

[D]

Yes, they kfc.

[A]

That makes sense to me. That's.

[B]

Why is that why.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. It's a great meal. And it's.

[B]

Oh, I see.

[A]

It's right between. Boy. So you could make a turkey or chicken at home. Kind of fancy. Or you can have something casual. This is sort of right in between there.

[B]

It's good. Now, do you have the one for Catalonia?

[D]

I knew that I. Catalonia. What did I have right up here. I knew where we were, so I've.

[B]

Got a different list than the one I gave you. Sorry.

[D]

Catalon.

[C]

Been to Spain?

[D]

Catalan nativity scenes include a small figurine squatting to poop. It often appears crouching behind a tree or a building in corner of the nativity scene and is believed to bring good fortune and fertile harvests and a.

[C]

Little boy with his pants down, you pat him on the body. Peace.

[B]

I mean, that is so weird.

[A]

The fourth wise man.

[D]

If you've been to Spain, this is a huge deal. They have these little figurines of people squatting and pooping. They have the queen. They have famous actors and actresses.

[A]

Did you post a picture of you in front of a store?

[D]

I did when I was there. And it's a big, big thing there about the harvest. And that's obviously a good fortune at Christmas.

[B]

This one says, I've got a different list. It's called el. Oh, gosh.

[A]

My Spanish is el turdes.

[B]

It's el caganer.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

And it translates the defecating peasant boy. Yeah, and there it is.

[D]

Yeah, there it is.

[A]

Oh, there's a coiled pile of.

[D]

Have thousands in this store.

[B]

And according to this. Okay, look, he.

[C]

He is a fantastically artistic pooper. Yeah, that's beautiful.

[A]

That's talent.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It says here that these are put into nativity scenes.

[A]

Could you hold that position?

[C]

Not for very long.

[D]

Yeah, that'd be tough.

[B]

I don't know if I'm leaning up against.

[C]

Lean up against the wall maybe.

[A]

And even up against the wall. It's tough.

[C]

It'd take a while.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. That's a lot of quad work there.

[B]

Boy, that's. You don't see if it's in nativity scenes. Fortunately, it's not in the songs.

[A]

Yeah, that'd be. Check the bottoms of your shoes.

[C]

Is it a donkey or is it my poo?

[B]

You guys have something going on. We'll get to some more of this. These great traditions coming up. I will urge you to continue the tradition of entering our contest. What I'm talking about is week 16 in the NFL begins Thursday evening and just pick the games. Pick all the games in the NFL. You don't have to go against the spread. And whoever gets the most and then we have some tiebreakers could win that Steven Singer jewelers gift certificate for 500 bucks worth of stuff. It's an e card worth $500 at Stephen Singer Jewelers. Check out the inventory at ihatestevensinger.com Week 16 begins Thursday. Hope you win once again. You Visit [e-mail] contest. Don't forget to get us your. Get us your emails. We'd love to hear from you and thanks. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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