The BOB & TOM Show - December 18, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – December 18, 2025

Podcast Summary by Segment

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Episode Overview

Theme:
This lively episode delivers the signature Bob & Tom blend of banter, musical comedy, topical jokes, sports, and listener interaction, with a festive holiday spin. The crew riff on holidays, small-town intrigue, viral stories, audience letters, sports picks, and pop culture—balancing silly irreverence with sharp observations and recurring gags.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

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1. Opening Bits: Holiday Roast and Musical Comedy

[01:27 – 04:30]

• Josh Arnold's “Mr. Grizz” Holiday Roast Song (parody of "Mr. Grinch") playfully insults Tom Griswold, mocking his quirks, sense of humor, and dated references, before pivoting into exaggerated flattery after realizing “the boss” is listening.
  • “You're a mean one, Mr. Grizz...You're as sexy as a scrotum covered in syphilitic sores...” —Josh Arnold
• The cast rib each other as Tom reveals some technical confusion with his phone/music setup (“I have no idea how that happened.” [05:38])
• Discussion of new Bob & Tom Show puppet video, leading to more self-deprecating humor.

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2. Local Oddities, Place Names & Listener Mail

[07:44 – 16:00]

• Tom shares oddball letters from far-flung listeners with funny hometown names (Hermitage or “Hermitage”? Lansing, NY; Cleveland, TN; Ypsilanti, MI), getting into American place name mispronunciations.
  • "Wouldn't it be great... because there are many places where the city is mispronounced. ...But it sticks, right?" —Tom [09:00]
• The crew debate linguistic conspiracies: local pronunciations, why “reds” swapped political meanings, the reclassification of brontosaurus, Celsius vs. Fahrenheit (“I refused to do it.”).
• Running gags about Tom's old-fashioned references (“Let's talk about Agnes Moorehead.”; “Never heard of Zendaya, let's talk about...”) and not recognizing anything post-Allman Brothers.
• Listener challenge to Christy to spell “Ypsilanti,” leading to mock pedantry and a Dead Poets Society joke (Tom: “I am heading the anti-conspiracy…” [13:56])
• More letters spark a riff on odd sports mascots, towns, and musical anniversaries.

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3. Modern Life and Technological Confusion

[17:42 – 19:52]

• Tom and Chick recommend the Aura digital photo frame as a holiday gift, detailing its features (uploadable from anywhere).
• They poke fun at Tom's limited understanding of how digital frames work.

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4. Unusual Sports and Halftime Shows

[26:30 – 33:04]

• Letters prompt musical instrument debates (ukulele, mandolin), mocking “a little goes a long way” in both.
• Sports tangent: debate over NFL halftime show acts—Jason Kelce’s (possibly apocryphal) disdain for Frisbee dogs, love for Red Panda (the unicycle bowl-juggler).
  • “If I have to see another dog catch an effing Frisbee, I'm going to blow my brains out.” —Reading Kelce [31:17]
• Old halftime favorites (marching bands, NBA costume change guys) get nostalgic treatment.

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5. Food & Embarrassment Etiquette

[23:03 – 26:14]

• Josh discusses ordering too much food (wrap & spaghetti), then a debate about telling friends when they have food in their teeth or toilet paper on their shoe.
• “I would never say.” —Chick; “It's way more polite to say something.” —Josh

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6. Sexuality, Relationships & Listener Advice

[33:26 – 35:55]

• Follow-up on a “Sexy Time” advice letter: a woman's partner tries to pry her eyes open during intimacy.
• Listeners chime in, one jokes, “Women close their eyes during sex because they can't stand to watch a man have a good time.” —Mr. Thurston [34:18]
• Tom recalls comedian Vic Dunlop’s springy eyeball gag glasses as a potential “solution."

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7. Sports & Sports Betting Picks

[35:58 – 46:00, 121:01 – 127:43]

• Chick teases a variety of sports news (Dolphins, Bears, pickleball injuries), and launches into the weekly NFL picks segment with listener Chris Newell from Plano, TX, who provides his picks and banter (“Are you a Cowboys fan?” “No, I'm from northwest Indiana.”).
• Chick’s NFL “Shoe-in of the Week” segment continues: head-to-head picks, laments about public funding for stadiums (“they want to secure public funding…”) [69:27], more gentle mockery of sports betting and Chick’s “clear thinking" process.

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8. Viral News, Weird Records, and Stupid World Records

[82:03 – 85:51]

• The Guinness Record for "tallest wig" (over 50ft tall) gets lampooned—especially since it's crane-supported (“If you can't walk around in it, it's not a real wig.” —Tom)
• Other bizarre records: “widest wig,” musical instrument world records.
• Usual skepticism about Guinness entries being “gimmicks not real feats.”

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9. The Classic "12 Days of Christmas" Price Analysis

[86:39 – 97:45]

• Christy presents the “PNC Price Index” for the 12 Days of Christmas gifts, prompting nerdy argument over cumulative counts (partridges, gold rings math) and the unfairness to maids-a-milking (“They're getting ripped off again, man!”).
• Comedy detour: “There's a thing—look up ‘milking table’” —Josh [96:52], launching into ribald explanations.
• Tom promises a funny “real” 12 Days song from Randy Lubas.

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10. Musical Comedy: Holiday & Pot Songs

[41:40 – 47:14, 103:19 – 109:03]

• "Crypto for Christmas" by Pat Godwin: a Gen Z-inspired holiday song about wanting cryptocurrency rather than cash or gadgets.

  • “Keep your gadgets and gift cards all...I want crypto for Christmas. It sits safely in a file on my computer. ...Okay, Boomer.” —Pat Godwin [42:08]

• Randy Lubas’ “Real Twelve Days of Christmas”: Hilarious commentary on the impracticality of the song's birds and gifts (“I can't believe anybody is this into birds. ...By the 12th day, 184 birds!” [103:47])

• Ad-Septic Santa’s Plumber’s “12 Days” Parody: Plumbing gags replace all the classic gifts (“Ten turds a-floating...Five ball cocks..." [107:15])

• Pat Godwin’s “Playing Pickleball Naked” song lampoons senior nudist culture:

  • “Try not to fall on your pickling balls. ...Gramps Micro Dickel is mighty small.” [75:08]

• “There Are Seeds In My Marijuana” — an old pothead impression bit (Nixon, Carter, Curly from The Three Stooges, Barney Fife) [108:30]

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11. Odd News Shorts: Nativity Accidents, Inflatable Santas, Public Sex, & Social Media Stunts

[148:08 –157:59]

• Woman kicked in face by camel during live nativity at Texas church (“Yikes!”) [148:12]
• Homeowners Association tries (then fails) to ban a 28-foot inflatable Santa, leading to a wave of “We Stand With Santa” signs. [113:11]
• Florida “romp in the Winn-Dixie parking lot”: three people arrested for a lewd act (“The actual description is brutal.” —Tom [154:15])
• Social media stunt: Man arrested for eating raw hog on sidewalk for views, creating a “biohazard scene.” [156:01]

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12. Pop Culture, Nostalgia & Music

[47:56 – 49:52, 132:01–142:36]

• Listener letters revisit “TV stars who had hit songs,” with some debate over David Soul, Richard Chamberlain, Bob Crane, and others.
• Full band geek-out about old hits, one-hit wonders, and whether low-key acts can still tour ("How many hits do you need to tour? ... I think you need about three.” —Al Jackson [137:52])
• Al Jackson drops in: teaching and quizzing Tom on slang (“What’s a low-key bop?” [140:27]), stories of past bar pickup lines, and ribbing about generational shifts.

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13. Today in History and Birthdays

[162:08 – 168:28]

• Tom quizzes the cast with song snippets and “Franz Ferdinand” trivia, then lists celebrity birthdays (Joseph Stalin, Ty Cobb, Keith Richards, Steven Spielberg, Ron White, Stone Cold Steve Austin).
  • “Keith [Richards] said he's healthy, but doesn't want to do four months on the road.” [165:20]
• Banter over the accuracy of Ty Cobb’s villainy and pop declamations.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Parody Roast:
  “You're as sexy as a scrotum covered in syphilitic sores, Mr. Grizz…” —Josh Arnold’s “Mr. Grizz” [02:23]
• “We’re trying to keep you confused. They’re trying to confuse us.” —Tom Griswold on language/political shifts [11:32]
• “Tyler, play uke?” —Chick McGee, on the ukulele debate [28:53]
• “They want us to stay confused, man!” —Josh Arnold [09:59]
• "If I have to see another dog catching an effing Frisbee, I’m going to blow my brains out.” —Reading Jason Kelce [31:17]
• “A little ukulele goes a long way. …I feel the same way about mandolin.” —Tom [27:14]
• “Ten turds a-floating.” —Ad-Septic Santa’s plumber’s “12 Days” song [107:58]
• “Five ball cocks.” —Ad-Septic [107:05]
• “Crypto’s the best gift by far…” —Pat Godwin’s song [42:03]
• "Gramps Micro Dickel is mighty small." —Pat Godwin, “Pickleball Naked” [75:09]
• “The worst thing you can ever say is I never heard of it. Could be a great spot.” —Tom Griswold, on towns [15:08]

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Timestamps by Segment

[01:27–04:30] – “Mr. Grizz” song
[07:44–16:00] – Place names & letters
[17:42–19:52] – Aura frames tech confusion
[23:03–26:14] – Wrap vs. spaghetti food tangent
[26:30–33:04] – Sports halftime acts
[33:26–35:55] – Relationship question / prying open eyelids
[35:58–46:00] – First block sports news
[82:03–85:51] – Stupid world record: tallest wig debate
[86:39–97:45] – 12 Days of Christmas Price Index
[103:19–109:03] – “12 Days” song parody, “There Are Seeds in My Marijuana”
[75:08–76:45] – “Pickleball Naked” musical bit
[113:11–113:28] – Inflatable Santa HOA story
[148:08–157:59] – Nativity camel, Winn Dixie sex, raw hog eating
[132:01–142:36] – One-hit wonder tours, music, Al Jackson drops in
[162:08–168:28] – Today in History segment

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Episode Takeaways

• The Bob & Tom show thrives on quick-witted interplay, biting and playful jabs, and “expert amateur” knowledge on everything from music to geography.
• Musical parodies (Mr. Grizz, Crypto for Christmas, Pickleball Naked, Ad-Septic’s 12 Days) showcase the show’s comedic backbone.
• Listener engagement is high, driving much of the content toward small-town charm, language debates, food, and relationship squabbles.
• The sports picks, odd news, and classic pop culture jokes make this episode a perfect microcosm of the Bob & Tom comedy/talk formula—big on heart, silliness, friendly digs, and nostalgia.

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This summary covers all major gags, topics, songs, and memorable moments for those who want Bob & Tom’s best bits without the commercials or intros. For signature quotes and musical highlights, see the bullet points above along with timestamps for easy reference.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Kevin Harlan]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh here. You know, this holiday season, I wanted to write a song about someone I admire, respect and love. I couldn't think of anyone, so instead I wrote a song about Tom Griswold. Or as I like to call him, Mr. Grizz. You're a mean one, Mr. Grizz. You really are a jerk. You're insulting and demeaning. You're a prickish piece of work, Mr. Grizz. Grizz, you're a frozen hearted ass bag and you drive us berserk. You're a nutcase, Mr. Grizz. You truly are insane. You're a certifiable psycho with a highly abnormal brain, Mr. GR. Your mental illness is something even the finest psychologist cannot explain. You're so boring, Mr. Grizz. Those stories you repeat. Your references are dated and your knowledge obsolete, Mr. Grizz. Listening to you makes us all want to lie down in the middle of a busy street. You're repulsive, Mr. Grizz. You have no allure. You're as sexy as a scrotum covered in syphilitic sores, Mr. Grizz. You've got all the sex appeal of a steaming pile of manure. Aw, you're a child, Mr. Grizz. Your jokes are juvenile. Anuses and feces are the things that make you smile, Mr. Gr. You talk more about poop than a compulsive coprophob. Oh, God, Tom, I had no idea you were here.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you understand I'm the Boss here. And yes, yes, I write all the checks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good point. Well, how about this? Yes, you're a genius, Mr. Grizz.

[Tom Griswold]

That's better.

[Josh Arnold]

You truly are the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Everyone who knows you should consider themselves blessed. Mr. Grizz. Waltzer.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

You're an extremely intelligent, wonderfully funny, supreme human being.

[Christy Lee]

And that.

[Josh Arnold]

That giant penis of yours, well, we're quite impressed.

[Tom Griswold]

Why, thank.

[Chick McGee]

Hello and welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Little Billy Stray. I thought.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Pat playing the keyboard.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, die.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, it's the Bob and Top Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Kevin Harlan]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Indeed. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. He's at the I hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Just gotta turn off my phone so that doesn't go off again. You play that.

[Chick McGee]

You play all your music off your phone through your computer?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't know how that happened. I'm not sure how that. I was just playing some Billy Strayhorn and I didn't realize it was still, you know, plugged into the system here.

[Chick McGee]

Plugged?

[Christy Lee]

Your phone is plugged into the computer here.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. Yesterday it rang and it came through. I have no idea how that happened.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how are you listening to your.

[Tom Griswold]

Music through this thing over here?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to get Eddie on this. I have no idea. Just enjoying some nice piano music.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you can. You can listen. You can listen to everything that you listen to on your phone, on your computer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have to use your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't using my phone. I don't know how this happened.

[Chick McGee]

Well, obviously you were using your phone because you had to turn your phone off to get the music to stop.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that I. Never mind. Okay, I'll figure it out. Sorry. I'm so sorry. That was the song, Mr. Grizz. By the way, we have a great new video. The boys worked on this. Did quite a nice job. And it's with the Bob and Tom show puppets.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a Christy puppet? There's a Christie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. She's wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't have. Does it have boobs? Hey, does it.

[Tom Griswold]

Must you go down vulgar road?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, tell them about how you had to model for it and the whole thing with the plaster. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Andy's Listening.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Pat. What are they? What do they feel like?

[Christy Lee]

Pat, that doesn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

I have kissed her. I've never touched her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I really don't need time. I had lunch with my lawyer yesterday. I don't have time for another.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, this is a lot of work.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't give you a piece of chess.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you want? You want something to go viral. Let's act like we're coming back for commercial. We're all making out. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

But what I was saying was when we first came out with the Bob and Tom show puppets, you guys said, oh, this is going to be every day.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't apologize more.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been very sparing in our use of the puppets.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful idea. So.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is the first one we've done in quite a while. It's just great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So for a good laugh, you'll find it on our YouTube channel, et cetera, et cetera. Let's see now. We have a lot going on. I know that we often say that, but we really do.

[Chick McGee]

I'm out of breath and you're excited and everything's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Because I'm doing a story today that I. I'm on the record of saying I hate the story.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you hate the story.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you say we are doing the store?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. It's the. It's the 12 days of Christmas update.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The hack story about how much it costs. But we have a couple ancillary pieces to it that I think will make it worth probing into this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm always up for a good probing.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's give it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's give it a shot. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Chick McGee]

Take some time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We also, I have some very interesting letters I want to get to from some unusual. One of the great things about the letters is the far flung places.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Places I've never heard of that. You know, sometimes these places you've never heard of or suburbs of huge cities.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but there are other places in the United States other than Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That's. That's one of the bigger states.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're going to hear from Tyler in. Is it Hermitage or Hermitage?

[Christy Lee]

Hermitage.

[Chick McGee]

Hermitage.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually Hermitage.

[Chick McGee]

But Yeah, but if you want to be a Snowsy.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a, like a famous place called Hermitage? Hermitage.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it's Hermitage. I can see you trying to say Hermitage, though.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe if you're In France, I always.

[Josh Arnold]

Thought it was Hermitage, so I'm way off.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be great. Would it not be great? Because there are places that. There are many places where the city is mispronounced. Sure. And. But it sticks, right? Or it's. Or it's changed because of the commies. Or you've got the commies. You got Yerushaville, Indiana, for example.

[Chick McGee]

Is that why they changed it? Because nobody liked Russia?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And didn't they change the Cincinnati Reds to the Red Legs or something because of the red. Because back.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The good old days, Reds meant left, not right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'd still like to know how they switched that around on me.

[Christy Lee]

When did that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, but it's.

[Chick McGee]

I read.

[Tom Griswold]

Was always left, right?

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the movie Reds is about a bunch of commies, so. I'm just saying it bugs me that they. They keep switching stuff around.

[Christy Lee]

It's easier to remember, though. Red, Republican, But.

[Tom Griswold]

And, well, the larger point here is they keep switching stuff front. It can keep us confused, man.

[Josh Arnold]

They want us confused.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you got your.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the whole dinosaur thing?

[Chick McGee]

Is that your contention?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. All of a sudden, there was no longer a brontosaurus. There'd been a brontosaurus for millions of years.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's a Brachiosaurus.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. I'm not buying it. And.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm not going Celsius, either. They tried to shove that down my throat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's over. Celsius lost.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because I won. I was leading the charge against that. I refused to do it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand the whole dinosaur thing. We made those names up anyway, Right? So why would you change it?

[Tom Griswold]

Because there's a conspiracy. Don't you understand? Why would red suddenly be right instead of left?

[Chick McGee]

They're trying to confuse us, Christy, what they're doing. You hear about that? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, my larger point here was that there's some places out there that.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Ain't Pat from Pennsylvania?

[Pat Godwin]

I am indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know about this hermitage place?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do. Some people say hermitage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. That's why he stayed quiet. I didn't want to break our hearts.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I thought that was funnier.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're from Wilkes, Barry.

[Pat Godwin]

You know it's Wilkes, but that guy's actually. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was reading that recently in the news. The term gerrymander, of course, spelled G, E, R. Technically, that guy's name was. Was Gary it was Gary Richrath.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Guitar player.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the guitar player from Mario.

[Chick McGee]

Talk with his guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

See, now, there's where we go from facts to fiction. Facts.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta keep up.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta throw people off.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying we're trying to keep you confused. They're trying to confuse us.

[Chick McGee]

We're trying.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's a place called Milan, Michigan. Yes. They don't call it Milan.

[Chick McGee]

No. Or Milan Notre Dame.

[Christy Lee]

There's a mile in Indiana, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's Notre Dame. Notre Dame.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the conspiracy.

[Christy Lee]

Rio Grande. Rio Grande. How is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Taco Bell Grande. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So we found. I'm just going to do the names of these letters, the names of the towns.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We got your Tyler in Hermitage, Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Tyler, Texas? What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Tyler's the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Tracy with an ey. Does that mean it's a lady?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it means anything. You probably shouldn't speculate.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Do they give their pronouns.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But, no. This is going to be a stunner for you, okay? From Lansing, New York.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knew that?

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

That probably really does confuse you. Because there's no other state but Michigan and especially a city like Lansing. How dare they? The capital. Yeah, how dare they.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your Cleveland, Tennessee. Now, technically, didn't you go to Dallas High School in Pennsylvania? Correct. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they had. You had Dallas Cowboy colors, right?

[Pat Godwin]

We did indeed. Same exact colors.

[Chick McGee]

Blue and silver and the whole thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this one makes me sick. Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

I think I have $5. Maybe with me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Without looking.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Tracy. Excuse me. This is from Terry in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Ypsilanti.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it IP or Yip?

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was ip. My uncle lives in ip. Ypsilanti is what we call.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I believe the mayor is a Art. Volo. I believe.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll do it. Y, p, s, I, etc.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this?

[Christy Lee]

$5 for spelling it. Oh, you just.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't even give you the chance.

[Christy Lee]

I said I started with a Y.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's not enough. Yeah, go. Give me the rest of it. Ypsilanti.

[Chick McGee]

Why? P. No. Why? Why? Is it yip?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Wrong.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's YP.

[Tom Griswold]

YPs. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

And your professor for today's class will be Tom Griswold. Nope. Wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Look at this. This.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I am heading the anti. The anti. Conspiracy.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Griswold in Dead Poets aside, everybody shut up and read this has been Dead Poets.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody likes poetry, but we gotta slog through this.

[Tom Griswold]

This next one is he's white and straight.

[Chick McGee]

Part.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. This is from. Oh, wow. This is from Mr. Thurston. I don't want to give his full name. It's through the letter. It's from. It says SLC space ut.

[Chick McGee]

It's Salt Lake City, Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I of course was going to read it. Well, never mind. What I was gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

Slit.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the C and you got your U and you. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Slut.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's see. This one doesn't have a. Doesn't have a city on it. So we won't read it.

[Chick McGee]

He's still talking.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one? Porterville. What?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Porter.

[Christy Lee]

Porterville, New Hampshire, California.

[Chick McGee]

Porterville, California.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this is interesting. We're getting letters. We're finding out about all these places.

[Josh Arnold]

It is fun to find out about places.

[Chick McGee]

This is interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

We're finding out about places big. The worst thing you can ever say is I never heard of it. Could be a great spot.

[Chick McGee]

You do that all the time. Never heard of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's you. Of course I do got the number.

[Chick McGee]

One song in the world. Never heard of it. Have you heard the Allman Brothers though? Come on, be honest. Be honest.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, Dicky Bats.

[Pat Godwin]

Amazing anniversary of his death today.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that Zendaya is a good actor. Never heard of her. Let's talk about Agnes Morehead.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Amazing unbe.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be amazed that when we do today in history, the number of people I just eliminate because I never heard of them.

[Chick McGee]

We try to get you to do non Tom history, but you won't.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll do some today, I promise. Coming up, your letters. We have fascinating things in the world of news and sports today. Of course, we have very serious pickleball story. Oh, very serious.

[Chick McGee]

Alarming.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a story that was so filthy I had to really, really spend some time editing.

[Chick McGee]

Thank God for you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you guys will be pleased because I believe it has the variation of the Eiffel Tower that you mentioned earlier. We do the in the realm of human sexuality right now. What? We're trying to help everybody. For those last minute shoppers yesterday, three times I mentioned that we were a week away from Christmas and now we are. Yeah. And no one stopped.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's a week away from buying. You're not buying Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Technically six days, if that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the Problem is, I honestly thought yesterday was Thursday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you did?

[Josh Arnold]

I had that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

The entire show. And then when I got done on, I have a regular routine on Thursday. I go to a different gym. I almost. It's unbelievable. I thought it was Thursday all day.

[Christy Lee]

Did you go to the gym?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You go to your Thursday gym?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're 100 yards apart, so it was. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I've said it before. I'll say it again. Is there any way we could get.

[Tom Griswold]

You to Christy, you know what I'm talking about?

[Christy Lee]

I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Agree to be followed by a video crew just for two or three days.

[Tom Griswold]

So I think we can establish this fact. Yes, Today is Thursday.

[Christy Lee]

Today is Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday was not Thursday.

[Christy Lee]

December 18, 2025.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tomorrow is six days till Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

And there is a Lansing, Pennsylvania. Or was it New York, New York? Okay, good. Okay, we'll check on that. Right now, this is.

[Chick McGee]

Lansing is also a verb, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is something. I'm actually buying another one of these today.

[Chick McGee]

Lancing a boil.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we were talking last Kelly and I were talking last night about a gift for a certain person, and we came up with the aura frame. A U, R A. I spell it out because you want to go to aura frames.com. this is the thing. It's right. But there's one right behind Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, by the way, did you bring pictures in so you can load them into the back of the aura.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something?

[Chick McGee]

You can.

[Tom Griswold]

You can load them anywhere on earth.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

You could load them from Lansing, New York. Or was it Pennsylvania?

[Christy Lee]

It was New York.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The aura frame, it's a digital thing. It's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

A digital thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a great gift for the grandmas and the moms that you know. Hey, look, we got it. My buddy's getting. He's got a baby on the way.

[Chick McGee]

With his wife's in the dils.

[Tom Griswold]

Get one of these because then you can send your mom, you know, this. Pictures of the baby every day.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, the milf.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, they are cool, aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The aura frames. You get one by going to Aura Frames dot com. Friends of the Bob and Tom show get 35 bucks off.

[Chick McGee]

You know, what we started was kind of an. On a website kind of thing. You can go to our aura frame online and see what pictures have been.

[Josh Arnold]

Loaded it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

We did. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then you can load pictures in yourself. We can all load pictures in if you'd like. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that interesting now?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, it's auraframes.com 30 is really.

[Chick McGee]

A great thing, despite the fact that Tom has no understanding of what it does.

[Tom Griswold]

I just know what it does. I. I loaded half those pictures. I look, there's a picture of me holding an ABA basketball. Now, the aura frame is number one rated by wire cutter. And those folks are extraordinarily picky sticklers. They don't like it. They cut the wires like I was saying. Yeah. Watch this. They'll go, hey, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Click.

[Tom Griswold]

Turn my wire back on. There's a picture of Christy Lee with. Who is that next to her? Is that a gorilla?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is, that was you in your bear suit. Oh, no wonder. Auraframes.com 35 bucks off. It's a beautiful carver matte frame. And you can get one. I urge you to do so. Or I urge you to do so.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that word was.

[Josh Arnold]

This has been an extraordinary 18.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

I just took some medication. I think my tongue has stopped working.

[Chick McGee]

Don't blame medication.

[Tom Griswold]

Auraframes.com promo code is Tom to get 35 bucks off. This is the coolest gift out there, I'm telling you. Challenge. It's great. And I am buying another one. What I got off the air today.

[Chick McGee]

Go get a bunch of them. Despite Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have the. I think this may be the stupidest of our stupid world records. Have you seen the picture of this?

[Christy Lee]

There can't be. We've had some. Really.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is. I have.

[Chick McGee]

And it's pretty dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really dumb. Really dumb. Well worth sticking around, Pat. We get a song out of you in a minute. Yeah. Okay. Good. I'm looking forward to it. Pat's got a really great couple, really good new ones. Oh, in the last week, a fun week. Two. Two home runs.

[Chick McGee]

Big time week.

[Christy Lee]

I'm happy this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Very happy.

[Pat Godwin]

That makes you very happy.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing could go wrong now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that lady friend of yours reward good songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Many, many lady friends.

[Chick McGee]

I was talked to in a passionate way to stop talking about that. And I've tried to. And here you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Lady friends. He's a man of many. Okay, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Kevin Harlan]

Kevin Harlan here. Tomorrow, the NBA on Prime crew has another thrilling NBA doubleheader. It tips off with an Eastern Conference showdown as Tyrese Maxey and the Philadelphia 76ers head to Madison Square Garden to take on Jalen Brunson and the New York Knicks. Then it's Western Conference action SGA and the defending champion Oklahoma City Thunder. Visit Anthony Edwards and the Minnesota Timberwolves. It all comes your way tomorrow on Prime. And if you're not a Prime member, that's not a problem. Sign up for a 30 day free trial to get started today. The Sixers and Knicks. The Thunder and Timberwolves coverage starts tomorrow at 6:30pm Eastern only on Prime. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, what have you hurt? Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes. Stripes. Christie's got him.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that commercial.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. I know you do, buddy. I'm playing.

[Christy Lee]

That gum was out of flavor in two seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was no good.

[Christy Lee]

Not good. Fruit Stripe gum, no good.

[Chick McGee]

They had a talking zebra.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Unknown Announcer]

Before.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say before donkey talk, but that had. Has nothing to do with a zebra, does it? Other than they're both.

[Josh Arnold]

What's donkey talk?

[Chick McGee]

Equine. Yeah. From the donkey. From Shrek.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This all begins with Francis the talking mule. Let's face it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the talking mule.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the first talking animal?

[Tom Griswold]

A lesser version of Mr. Ed?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was before Mr. Ed, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Way before Mr. That's what I'm saying.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever seen Clarence the Cross Eyed Lion?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Isn't there a big star in that? Like I want to say Cary Grant?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember. You may be. Well, he's bringing a baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or tiger. Oh, my. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Anywho, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a favor to ask of you guys. This morning I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I do favor.

[Josh Arnold]

I ordered a wrap last night and I couldn't finish it. Or I couldn't. I didn't even get to it for dinner.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I ordered two things and I ate the other thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Always the other thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Turkey, spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom. Tom, did you hear the. See, this is your problem. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Josh orders two dinners.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it wasn't. Yeah, it kind of was. Two entrees. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you couldn't make up your mind.

[Tom Griswold]

What place has a wrap and spaghetti?

[Josh Arnold]

One of your places you like. It's a place called Piata.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that is good.

[Josh Arnold]

And their spaghetti isn't gigantic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a reasonable order. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you go to Piata and have anything, an entree, you have to eat it in the street. Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

It's street food, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So I had this delivered to my home. But I went out and I stuffed in the street.

[Chick McGee]

Thank goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

Bonking, yelling, get out of the way. I enjoyed my spaghetti, so. Yeah, it's more of a side spaghetti.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. That's not. That's. It's called Italian street food.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought the side spaghetti was enough. It really, for whatever reason, last night I went, oh, I'm full.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever eaten spaghetti while driving?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't, no. That seems like a risk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, don't change yourself. It's fun. Really good time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll drink soup.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Driving. Oh, yeah. You could really hot.

[Chick McGee]

Throw a straw.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, maybe. All right, so. So we have. What you're saying is, did you bring in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and I just had some bites of it and I'm gonna be eating it for like the next 20, 20 minutes, half an hour. And there's a ton of it.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What's inside?

[Chick McGee]

So what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, big.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a wrap. And it's. It's wonderful. It's.

[Chick McGee]

There's chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

I got steak. Oh, I got grilled steak. The calorie count on the grilled steak was lower than the chicken. Isn't that something?

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. So there you go. Are you doing. Doing bites? Can people have bites?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys want to. You guys want to try it?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, no.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. Why, why, why wouldn't you want a bite of.

[Christy Lee]

Wrap?

[Josh Arnold]

It has steak. It has spinach and arugula, day old wrap and hummus and feta.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it sounds wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's all very wonderful. I'm gonna get spinach and arugula in my teeth. I need you guys to let me know when.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's why we're having this lecture.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that happened to me yesterday and nobody said anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I really want somebody to say.

[Chick McGee]

I would never say.

[Josh Arnold]

It's way more polite to say something.

[Christy Lee]

I always say something because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

What if they walk out of a men's room and there's toilet paper dragging behind their foot?

[Christy Lee]

Just say something.

[Chick McGee]

What if they come out of the men's room and there's toilet paper in their teeth?

[Josh Arnold]

I would have questions and I would ask those questions.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you. I think there's a hotline to the mental health award.

[Josh Arnold]

What I've done before, effectively, and you feel like a superhero, is if you see somebody with toilet paper on their shoe, you just step on it for them. And then when they step, it leaves their shoe and it. You step off and it leaves your none's the wiser. And you Feel like I am a guardian angel.

[Chick McGee]

There's no. No, thank you. No.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't even know. I wasn't gonna embarrass them by pointing it out.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, now this is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta have a thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to move forward here. We have some letters and if we would.

[Chick McGee]

You have a emails from listeners brought to you by nhtsa. Driving under the influence of marijuana is illegal and law enforcement can tell if you're driving high. If you feel different, you drive different. Drive high. Get a DUI paid for by nhtsa. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. We have a letter about Pat song and the ukulele. You played a nice song yesterday. We'd been waiting.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe you took the uk. I like the ukulele.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a couple days ago.

[Chick McGee]

You should shuffle. Put in the rotation.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Tyler in the aforementioned Hermitage or Hermitage, Pennsylvania.

[Chick McGee]

Again.

[Tom Griswold]

I was listening to your show where Pat plays the ukulele. I believe the subject of the song was that a little ukulele goes a long way. And the sentiment in the studio seemed to be anti. Uk.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm pro.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm pro way pro.

[Chick McGee]

I. I've been thinking about it and I think I might have come off as being anti, and I'd like to change that approach.

[Tom Griswold]

You. I fall in the middle here.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

As the song says, a little ukulele goes a long way. I feel the same way about mandolin.

[Chick McGee]

What about the ukulele Makes me think that it's a Hawaiian instrument.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it is, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Is it?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, is that where it started in Hawaii?

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't have enough wood. Islands have less wood than other areas. Less trees. They have to make smaller guitar.

[Chick McGee]

I have a follow up. Did Don Ho ever do any ukulele songs?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet there's some in one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Whether he played.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I imagine that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But one of the most famous we know is Israel Kamakamaku Kabakawa azi.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Over the rainbow guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the quarter double rainbow guy, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, somewhere over the rainbow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's gorgeous, but. Yeah, but it's small amounts. It's fine. McBanjo, mandolin, ukulele. Little goes a long way. I went to see a. A concert one time and they had a guy, had a guest mandolin, played every song. Ruined the show. Well, now.

[Chick McGee]

What'S wrong with the mandolin?

[Tom Griswold]

Every song? I got a little bit tired of it. Okay, well, I. I can't.

[Chick McGee]

How about the mandolin and the Holiday Inn.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's gorgeous. You did go to see Mandolin Max, and he is famous for it.

[Pat Godwin]

Mandolin Wind right there.

[Chick McGee]

Bruce Hornsby right there. I would say ticket.

[Tom Griswold]

The songs I hate the most.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Would be Maggie May by Rod Stewart.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right. I'm right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Like that.

[Christy Lee]

I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that song. When I used to paint houses, I'd climb down the ladder to turn that one off. But we don't need to go.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine things I hate? That's too big of a ploy. While you're trying to paint houses.

[Josh Arnold]

Tyler, play you.

[Tom Griswold]

No. He says, I will not tolerate. I will not tolerate ukulele's slander, Tom. Oh, it's a beautiful instrument.

[Chick McGee]

Josh just wants to get to the.

[Tom Griswold]

And the man who wrote the letter, Remember we had a guy who took his ukulele? He was volunteering for the Salvation army, doing a good thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Took out his UK and started playing it. And a guy came up to him and essentially told him to stop.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I hope he gave him money first.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding, right? But he said, I would have played it louder and longer. Then he says, pat, play more ukulele.

[Chick McGee]

What's your policy on making a donation to, say, a Salvation army or any bucket, if you will, and making change.

[Christy Lee]

Making change.

[Josh Arnold]

Salvation army doesn't make it easy to make change, Right?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you put a 20. No, because you can't get in and get into the pot. Like, if all you have is a 20 and you want to give him a 10, do you bite the bullet and give the 20?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's your policy on the Boy Scouts selling popcorn?

[Chick McGee]

It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess my policy is give them the money. Don't take the popcorn publicly.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say it's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I. I know I don't buy a live tree, but I had a sad moment yesterday. I drove by the old Boy Scout Christmas tree lot, and it wasn't there. And I thought, well, what happened to the Boy Scouts?

[Chick McGee]

Big government?

[Christy Lee]

Did they not sell trees anymore?

[Josh Arnold]

Made me sad, taxed, and do what it was. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what a tariff is on a tree?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's come from Norway.

[Chick McGee]

180%.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you have another letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob and Tom show. Actually, this goes to one of our sports stories. Have you heard about this, Tom? We might have some trouble with one of them.

[Christy Lee]

You've seen this?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you read this?

[Chick McGee]

We have trouble with one of the Kelsey guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's Travis Grammar.

[Christy Lee]

Travis or Jason.

[Chick McGee]

Travis is Marrying Taylor. Okay. And Jason is his brother. Jason's retired, Travis. What day is it? Might be retired. Anyway, Jason. Kelsey. The senator said publicly he's sick and tired of watching dogs catch frisbees during NFL halftime shows.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, does this happen a lot?

[Chick McGee]

I have never been madder at an individual in my life.

[Christy Lee]

Does he not have a heart?

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell does he think he is?

[Tom Griswold]

I is that. I haven't seen the Frisbee dogs in ages.

[Chick McGee]

Kelsey said the acts have been overdone and it's time for halftime shows to become more creative. If I have to see another dog catching an effing Frisbee, I'm going to blow my brains out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then go to the lounge and have a drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Whose games is he attending? I haven't seen the Frisbee dog.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he, he, he does broadcast. I mean he's on. On Monday night every night on espn every week. If the dog jumped over a flaming bridge, I'd be all, I didn't read this far into it. I'd like to see a dog jump over a flaming bridge and then catch a Frisbee. Are you guessing dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

Endangered.

[Chick McGee]

So that no cats. Got me now that got me to this. What do you think the best halftime shows are? Now that's not. Not actual super bowl performance.

[Christy Lee]

I know you're not going to like it when I say this. I like a traditional marching band and we. They don't do them.

[Chick McGee]

That's okay. I guess. It's for the kids and the parents.

[Christy Lee]

I love the marching bands.

[Tom Griswold]

What about I like at an NBA game. I like the, the change clothes thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And then the guy that does the Village People. The one guy.

[Christy Lee]

He does that anymore, does he?

[Chick McGee]

What about Red Panda?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Red Pandas.

[Tom Griswold]

She. And she's back.

[Chick McGee]

She is. And we have a letter from Dave who saw Red Panda last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Now describe what she does.

[Chick McGee]

UD Arena. Red Panda is a performance artist who balances herself high in the air and tosses bowls with her feet. With her feet up onto the top of her head. It's amazing. She did this last night at UD Arena. There's a picture up there as the Flyers beat Florida State. There she is.

[Tom Griswold]

She's on a unicycle, right?

[Chick McGee]

Caught mid for a 10 foot unicycle. 10ft off the red Panda. Injured in a fall recently, but is getting back up to performing. She rides a 10 foot unicycle, a feat that Tom would love and David Rush cannot do. Says Dave in his letter. Red Panda is a must see halftime show before she returns.

[Tom Griswold]

Myers. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Merry Christmas, Dave. There she is. So remember the morning my producers in the background.

[Christy Lee]

Boring.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when he doesn't like red Panda?

[Chick McGee]

You don't like red Panda.

[Josh Arnold]

A thumbs down.

[Pat Godwin]

He gets bored during it.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the.

[Chick McGee]

What about monkeys riding dogs? We had that in here, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that was cool. Now, yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

All right, on to something.

[Tom Griswold]

We had something come up on Sexy Time with Ali Breen. Yes. And the issue was, as I recall. Maybe you can help me here, Christy. The woman was. She would close her eyes during intimate activity with her man.

[Christy Lee]

And her guy wanted her to look at him so he would pry her eyes open.

[Chick McGee]

Pry her eyes open. Very odd what the letter says.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at me.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at me.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Mr. Thurston, who is currently driving a truck in Utah. And he. He writes with regard to the writer who said she likes to close her eyes during intimate activities. I was always told women do that because they can't stand to watch a man have a good time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny, Joe.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a wonderful holiday. Thank you. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Happy holidays.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. By the way, I was thinking about this after seeing this letter and I think I have a solution for this gal. What's that now? Am I correct in saying that the way she wrote it, this guy was taking her eyelids and prying them open?

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's what you do. There was a comedian named Vic Dunlop who at the end of each show, he would sell these eyeballs. They were like. They were. You know what I'm talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They were like glasses and then they had springs on them. You know what I'm talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. They were not the springy eyeballs.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one were they were.

[Josh Arnold]

Those look like suntan tanning glasses with just eyeballs on them. And you just put them on your eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So they kind of look at. They're popping out of your head.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

So they look like red, bloodshot, frightening eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they were. But so she could put a pair of those on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she could keep her eyes closed. And did she say why she was keeping her eyes closed? Maybe it's just something.

[Josh Arnold]

It's probably how she enjoys herself.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's. That's what she imprinted on.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe she's in love with someone else, doesn't want to see the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what this guy's probably afraid.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe this guy's horrific looking.

[Tom Griswold]

I Don't understand why it's even irrelevant. It seems to be a moot point. The lights are off, for God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. In your world, have you ever thought.

[Chick McGee]

I know you don't think about this because, my God, you're handsome, but what about the ugly people in the world, huh? Give them a break, right? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Never thought about it that way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's someone for everyone.

[Chris Newell]

One, right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, we are going to move forward here. Oh, wait a minute. Wow. We have to move forward right now. I'm.

[Chick McGee]

We've just been talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah? What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Ah, well, the Miami Dolphins have made a decision on who's going to be starting for their football team.

[Tom Griswold]

Dan Marino.

[Chick McGee]

If they could get him. 1984 is Dan Marino. That'd be good. And what. What's your name?

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Christy mentioned this yesterday about the Bears and moving, and we'll have a follow up on that today.

[Christy Lee]

That's a big story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Big damn deal. We'll talk about pickleball and the dangers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I was singing that in the shower, like, two days later. Pickleball, pickleball, pickleball, pickleball.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought we were in a hurry. Seems to be a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh Anderson, you were in shower. If you were in the shower singing the Dan Fogelberg classic Longer. That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Longer than.

[Christy Lee]

You don't know that song?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm a straight man. I don't listen to folks.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? We could. It's a perfect time of the year. To Ol Lang's eye. I met my old lover in the grocery store. It was snowing.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't he one of the great of rock?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was the title of the compilation album.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's rock's greatest.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he died. He pushed away, actually, the truth is.

[Pat Godwin]

He started out great and then he pussed out, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, that first album produced by Joe Walsh.

[Chick McGee]

All souvenirs.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, we're way behind. This is fun here. It's Home Serve. Thanks to Home Serve for sponsoring the show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Tom, join in. We're all chair dancing. Ready to chair dance.

[Josh Arnold]

Twisting the night.

[Chick McGee]

Twisting in our chairs.

[Christy Lee]

Good for your waistline.

[Chick McGee]

It's the holiday. We've got the holiday feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we do the one. Armed yet? Watusi. Look at that.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't expect him to play along.

[Chick McGee]

Lose the facial expression is what I would add.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

At the Silac insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Kevin Harlan]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

And pickleball story coming up. Pickleball. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I am Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. How about a song, Pat Godwin?

[Chick McGee]

Right now? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you want to hear?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I think you've got a. You have a couple new ones. You named it, Mr. Well, we've been talking a lot about gifts for the holiday season. Of course. A lot of great stuff out there. I got a really nice letter about from a guy that just had a huge success with his Omaha steak gift.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wrapping up my Omaha steaks today. In fact, I'm going to be getting the last of those out to our friends. Great gift. But you were talking about the news thing we had yesterday. I want to say Gen Z or something. Their. Their first choice for gifts is crypto.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what they want.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So that inspired this song.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Keep your gadgets and gift cards all. You know what's on my wish list. I don't want cold hard cash. I want crypto for Christmas. You don't deposit it in a bank, pray to thieves and looters. Crypto safe in a file on my computer. 50% of all gen Z would prefer blockchain technology. It's crypto for Christmas. Nft Bitcoin I don't care what you call sits there safely tucked away in my digital wallet. What if I get a computer virus growing like a tumor? It could wipe out all my savings. Okay, Boomer, Crypto's the best gift by far. I'm burying gold out in the yard. It's crypto. Sip it, hippie. Cribdo for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Anytime you can get blockchain technology into a song and not. Not sound like it was shoved in there. That's artistic genius. Thank you, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I like Zip it, hippie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that was great, too. Nice. A nice touch there, if you have a lot of that stuff. Just a little tip. Oh. Make sure that somebody knows how to access that in the event of your demise.

[Josh Arnold]

Backup plans.

[Tom Griswold]

I won't tell you the sad story behind that bit of knowledge that I have. We're gonna move forward here.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd you bring it up then?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't receive a letter, but I received a very thoughtful gift from a listener, April. She sent me a calendar for the next year. 2026, I believe, is what it is. Oh, look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Show off.

[Josh Arnold]

This is right up my alley. It's called horror, but with cats.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's got all these. Each month is a picture of a horror icon holding a kiss kitten or.

[Tom Griswold]

A cat, like Chucky.

[Josh Arnold]

And, yeah, Chucky's got himself a little kitten there. And then Freddy's snuggling a cat. Pennywise.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Ghost face from Scream. Leatherface, of course. The one that's very sweet is Jason holding his cat right up to his face.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very loving.

[Chick McGee]

See the cat, the cat does not care. He's wearing a hockey mask. He's right up and snuggling in there.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think? What do you think? It's the fact that you really like movies like that. Do you think there's some kind of a psychological component to people that really like movies like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, kind of. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What would it be?

[Josh Arnold]

I've done a deep dive on my own thing, and for me, I think it's because I suffer from panic disorder. This is. Watching horror movies is my way of feeling fear under. And it's on eye control.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Josh Arnold]

It's my choice to be scared in that moment as opposed to interesting panic disorder that is hitting out of nowhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I don't like them.

[Josh Arnold]

So I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What is it about them that you don't like? Is it the tension? Is. Are they too real for you?

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't like going.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, there are plenty that don't. That's fine. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't. I couldn't identify 90 of those. You say horror movie icons? Yeah, I don't even know who they are.

[Josh Arnold]

That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, I'm just kind of curious what the. What the what?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, other psychologists say it's like riding a roller coaster. There's a danger but you're fine afterwards. And you know that even going in, you'll know I'm gonna make it through this, but it's gonna be scary.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's a thrill.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember seeing Psycho for the first time and going to my car and I wouldn't start the car till I checked the trunk for a murderer. I mean, I was 16, but still, I was terrified.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a scary one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Same with the Exorcist. Scared the hell out of me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That was really.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though I saw it in the theater with, you know, 300, especially as a Catholic.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Reagan.

[Christy Lee]

Reagan, get on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. From the Exorcist.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, more TV stars who had semi hit songs. I emphasize the term semi hit. When we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we got letters.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys were talking about TV stars.

[Chick McGee]

Who had hit songs and you maintain David Soul. Don't give Up On Us, baby was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a good song.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. Was he Hutch from Starsky and Hutch?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And Paul Michael Glazierski.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. No, this is from Tracy. T, R, A, C, E, Y. Does that mean it's a lady?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know Plenty of ladies that just have Y.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Tracy is from Lansing, New York.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of interesting things about this letter Tracy writes.

[Tom Griswold]

No one has mentioned Richard Chamberlain.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Who portrayed, among others, Dr. Kildare. He was the king of the tv movie Thornbirds.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Kildare was early on. He was also in Centennial, which I still recommend. That's a great miniseries.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he in the Japanese one?

[Chick McGee]

A shogun. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And.

[Chick McGee]

But the old shogun, not the new.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He apparently had a hit record.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

According to this, it was called Lavender Blue.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not a hit.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. And we can't find it.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Then she goes on. He. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever goes on to say Tracy goes on, don't forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm going to play it for you. See if you recognize this one. Fellas and ladies, your hint will.

[Chick McGee]

Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

[Chick McGee]

My lord. I know who it is, but I. I don't want to contribute to your insanity. This is an actor we would.

[Josh Arnold]

Most of us should know.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'll know.

[Chick McGee]

You'd know him from another. Another movie. Not. Not the TV show he's thinking of.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll know him from Quentin Tarantino and Kill Bill.

[Chick McGee]

He was in that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that him?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Michael.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael Parks. Wow. Michael Parks. Of course. That is a good voice from. That's the theme to the TV show. Then came Bronson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't really count.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. But it was. It does count because it was. It went top 20 on the billboard.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it did?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. According to this, it went top 20 in the billboard. I looked it up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I'm. I was a huge Michael Parks fan. I loved the show. Then came Bronson, but it still kind of doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Because the rule wasn't. It couldn't be part of a soundtrack first. Right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Standalone hit.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a bad song.

[Pat Godwin]

Not bad at all.

[Christy Lee]

I know this doesn't count, but I want you to verify this for me. This is from Victor. Victor. I don't know where Victor is from. What's our vector?

[Josh Arnold]

Victor.

[Christy Lee]

He's the director of Buildings and Grounds at a school, though, so. Thank you. Victor says, good morning. Love the show. Merry Christmas. Bob Crane was a great drummer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

And played drums on the Hogan. Hogan's Heroes theme song. Is that true?

[Pat Godwin]

It is true.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

I would saw him play myself.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was famous for.

[Chick McGee]

I know he would be.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd go to bars and drink and he would ask to sit in on drums.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I knew he could beat it. I just didn't know what drums.

[Chick McGee]

And he also. He would play at strip clubs primarily.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Excellent movie about Bob Crane.

[Chick McGee]

Well troubling.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called Auto Focus. It is troubling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, Greg Kinnear.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Greg Kinner is great. Anyway. In anything.

[Christy Lee]

I need to watch that. I love Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the movie is. Is disturbing because it's based on the tough story. It's based on the true story that Bob Crane had the first video. Essentially the first video camera and a home video.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Addiction's a strong word. He just had, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Even if Willem Dafoe was sitting naked next to him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very.

[Josh Arnold]

That didn't seem to slow him down. I think it might distract me.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm a woman.

[Chick McGee]

I've had lots of good friends in my life, but none. None.

[Tom Griswold]

That Terry from. From Ypsilanti, Michigan. And I don't know if it's a he or she says, don't get caught.

[Chick McGee]

Up in this he or she thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What difference does it make?

[Chick McGee]

Terry?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, this is a song. Anybody know this one? Think it over. From Cheryl Ladd.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I've heard.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Terry says it's the best of the TV singer.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Not getting.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you familiar?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I'd have to hear it. This Cheryl Ladd was one of the Charlie's Angels, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She was a replacement angel, wasn't she? Didn't she come in later, like for Farah Farrell? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Farah got too big.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Her nipples got too big.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys were talking about smell and the importance of smell to memory. I want you to share this. My Grandpa Jack has been gone since I was 18.

[Chick McGee]

I want you to share this.

[Tom Griswold]

More than 40 years ago. Every once in a while, I'll catch a whiff of a cigar smell. And it's the same one from Grandpa Jack. One of my greatest memories. Thank you for sharing all that information about.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you kind of. You kind of yelled at us too, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but isn't this sweet?

[Josh Arnold]

I want you to share this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we didn't Have a choice.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I smell cigars and I'm reminded my grandpa.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you share it? The world needs to hear this now, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

How about I have an interesting story.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should go around the horn. What smell reminds us of you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that. You would have to. You would have to tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants to take this softball?

[Chick McGee]

Tom would say. I think Tom would probably say some sort of marsala sauce or something.

[Christy Lee]

Pepperoni pizza. Is that where you were going?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe you.

[Christy Lee]

I believe you either.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot sex.

[Chick McGee]

All right. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have another letter over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob and top show. Good morning, workaholics.

[Josh Arnold]

They said wrong address.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. This is Dan. He says Denny says without a doubt, the best grilled cheese you could get anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubt.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I never had a grilled cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Same Dan from Lockport, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it is great.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about Denny's because they released yesterday, believe it or not. A shoe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Sticky Kicks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was wondering why that has.

[Tom Griswold]

It actually has a bladder. A small bladder on the side of the shoe that contains maple syrup. So, Josh, you could wear these in case of an emergency. Isn't that something you're about to down a stack o pancakes?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. And I don't have enough syrup to.

[Tom Griswold]

Take off your shoe and squeeze it on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would have to.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have the famous picture that the now famous Greg Warren took of you getting ready to eat a stack of pancakes?

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee he still has it. Probably like he could get it to us. It was not staged.

[Pat Godwin]

That's actually used.

[Josh Arnold]

He said he's never seen somebody more focused.

[Tom Griswold]

The task of you pouring the syrup on it looks like this is annoying. I can't wait.

[Josh Arnold]

He said dig in the whole thing, me buttering it and then getting the syrup and pour. Because you can see that I. I pour it so that it looks like a commercial. You know what I mean? Like, I want this.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you do. You want it running down the sides.

[Josh Arnold]

My face was just so determined and.

[Chick McGee]

Still to this that to Warren. He'll laugh so hard he starts crying.

[Josh Arnold]

He sends it to strangers. Still argue to the people. Just a jerk.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a jerk.

[Josh Arnold]

And you guys for years didn't believe me.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's got a great set that was just featured on Tonight Show Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a terrible picture of me, though.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a little man child up there. Look at you, how young you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Without the beard. I don't know what's happening There you.

[Chick McGee]

Are like a young boy on a summer day. Look at that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's before you worked here, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

There was no gray.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my gosh. You've got the whole the world is.

[Pat Godwin]

Your way, future's ahead of you.

[Chick McGee]

Everything's bright stretched out in front of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Get out of my way. These pancakes are going down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, look at how great they were, man.

[Tom Griswold]

They do look good. They do look very good. Oh, yeah, that's a good snack. Okay, now, coming up, we're gonna check into the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

You know who he reminds me of is that guy from Turkey who won the shooting competition in the Olympics where he's staring at the target. Okay, now, yeah. Coming up, sport, more sports and more letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. I'll remind you once again, get those entries in before the game starts tonight for our pigskin pick them competition. Week 16 begins this evening. You could win that gift card, the E gift card from Stephen Singer jeweler. Speaking of Stephen, as you know, we think he may be somewhat deranged. I'm sure you've heard the price of gold way up, the price of diamonds way up. But somehow Stephen decided we're going to charge the same thing we charged a year ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope his dog doesn't find out about this. Everybody knows golden diamond prices are up and Steven just, he's standing by it. Those Anita diamond studs, same price as last year. These are beautiful, beautiful earrings. They started just 298 bucks. The same perfect price as last year. Christy, tell me more about those diamond stud earrings.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Free shipping and fast shipping. Get them. Get those orders in Today, please, before 2 o'.

[Josh Arnold]

Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

If you do so 2 o' clock Eastern Time, they'll go out today. Have them in time for that special holiday. I hate stephensinger.com Coming up we have something goes wrong at a Gigantic nativity scene. And we have a sad piece of news from the world of pickleball.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Although I find it comically hilarious. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Unknown Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

You, too. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At two Chick A having a little donut. There's Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's a Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

You got that swell song I was singing in the shower?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Trickster, the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm reminded of my idea that I have about coffee stirrers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, I like the wooden ones.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking from a standpoint of technology. I had an idea recently, and I'm thinking about this because I just burned my tongue so badly I can barely speak. No.

[Chick McGee]

Is that from sucking your.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was making some tea. In any event, I was thinking, would do we have the technology that you could have a thing on the side of a. Like a cup? If you go to a coffee place and it would have like a red, green, you know, whatever, I'm. So if you pick it up and look at. And it would tell you if it's too hot to drink.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely, yes.

[Christy Lee]

They did that for a while, didn't they? Somebody. We had this story, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

But aren't there crazy people out there who order their coffee extra hot?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I sat.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm baffled by.

[Christy Lee]

I sat last yesterday afternoon and my girlfriend did that. Extra, extra. As hot as you can get it. And.

[Josh Arnold]

And when it arrived, she said she sipped. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Or does she let it? Is this for people who have to drive 60 miles?

[Christy Lee]

And she took it with her and.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I'm like that with the it being very hot.

[Christy Lee]

No, she drank it because we sat there. She did not have it in a go cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, when you're on the road, you go to a coffee place or you get it. You know, truck stop coffee's pretty great.

[Pat Godwin]

It's all gotten very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's really good. Can you get you. Can you sip it as right after you pour it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I wait a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I wait for the optimum time. About five, ten minutes in.

[Tom Griswold]

But how do you know friends?

[Chris Newell]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, my mom could sip it right out of the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you could have a stirring stick. You'd stick it in. It would immediately digitally tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet there are cups you could buy.

[Unknown Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You sure?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

A stirring stick's not bad.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'd like. I'd like it to be range free and made of wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have baby spoons that might.

[Tom Griswold]

Be more and digital.

[Christy Lee]

I guarantee you you had these too. Baby spoons that would turn colors too hot.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the. The cops that you would. There would be a lady on wearing a bikini and then you put the hot in the.

[Ace Cosby]

That would.

[Chick McGee]

The bikini would fall off.

[Josh Arnold]

There aren't enough of those.

[Chick McGee]

No, there aren't.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were classy. And those. And those pens.

[Josh Arnold]

You turn it upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. There's. There's a great Christmas gift.

[Chick McGee]

It's a gateway drug to porn addiction. Oh, yeah. Hot damn.

[Christy Lee]

Should I get you a watercolor painting kit?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just. Mind your business, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

When chick doodles though, he's not messing around.

[Pat Godwin]

Creativity.

[Chick McGee]

And the alpha waves are flying.

[Josh Arnold]

My doodles are a nightmarish mess. His.

[Christy Lee]

What are yours? Let me see.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm doing a little. A bit something for pride week. I don't know about you.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of color.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at how nice that is.

[Christy Lee]

How about pretty?

[Pat Godwin]

You're going to. You know what I'm doing down here? I'm knitting a sweater.

[Chick McGee]

I do that.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how I think.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I thought you were playing with yourself.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's certainly what I. That's what I thought you were doing, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Knit one pearl too.

[Tom Griswold]

We can just. We can just check on our little box here. Don't ever replay this break. Okay. Where were we?

[Chick McGee]

Indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we. I think we re entering the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Good morning, nerds. Yeah. Yesterday, in reference to Niagara Women's Viagra.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tom mentioned stiffening up his pee pee with a popsicle stick. I cackled all alone while making breakfast. Love the show. Listen, every day you could use those coffee stir sticks.

[Tom Griswold]

Too short.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

That's. I bet you run in there at least 10 inches. I love your show. I listen every day. I've. I've run two 100 mile ultra marathons and listen to 15 to 20 hours of you guys while running Both. That's Wild Sam from Boise.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a lady stop by yesterday. I was walking out of the building and she had made arrangements to pick up something. Here she goes. I listen to you every morning when I run 15 miles.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Who can do that? That's unbelievable. Every day. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Left, right, left, right, left, right. We were talking about the so called women's Viagra. We had a couple stories about this. It's. I don't. One of them was a topical thing. But the other one was an FDA approved so called Viagra for women. Get me wet down, dad. Yeah, the one is called. It's got a terrible name. Dare to play.

[Christy Lee]

Dare to play. Yeah. That was the topical cream.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Viagra though is pretty much a perfect name, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Women could take Viagra too.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

But they can for other health things too.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, this describes it as sildenafil cream.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And that's the active ingredient in Viagra.

[Tom Griswold]

Dare to play. Sounds like a, a, a feature in Playboy or something back in the day. The company is called Daray Bioscience. Now that sounds like something from a James Bond film with a. A guy with a mechanical arm going, well, we'll get you wet, ladies. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This is my henchwoman D. Now, pussy.

[Josh Arnold]

Show them how this works.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

And the other one though was some kind of a pill or something. So that's why we were talking about that. But I'm sorry, it's time to get back to the sports page. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. The Dolphins, ladies and gentlemen of Miami have benched to a tongue of Iola.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Dolphins make me cry.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't recognize that right off the bat.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you're crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Hold my hand.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta wonder why.

[Chick McGee]

Hold my hand. I break her heart.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't make me cry.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever tongue of viola?

[Chick McGee]

No, but I've blown a trumpet. Thank you very much. The Miami Dolphins, Martin and Lewis bench quarterback. Bench tua in favor of rookie Quinn Ewers. Are we.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a Star wars movie? These names.

[Chick McGee]

And we're smelling yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Tuna Tynaluga.

[Chick McGee]

E W E R S. Remember he was a pre. Arch man. He was a quarterback at Texas before Arch took over. And Arch is going to play another year.

[Tom Griswold]

He left UT because he had a uti.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that. Have you ever as a gentleman, Sif.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie, Seth, have you gentlemen ever had a uti? The drip, the nail. No.

[Christy Lee]

Eyes are not that knock on wood.

[Josh Arnold]

I have not had one.

[Chick McGee]

It is crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is just what I was talking about earlier today.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

This is. They keep changing the names on stuff just to make us confused. It's a conspiracy. The reason? Because red used to mean left in politics, now it means right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a whole that is not analogous.

[Tom Griswold]

Uti.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying to tell you that that's.

[Christy Lee]

UTIs, or urinary tract infection. You're talking about sexually transmitted disease.

[Tom Griswold]

STDs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Totally separate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. UTI is not an STD.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're both involved a lot of drippage and pain.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true either.

[Josh Arnold]

Pain will give you.

[Christy Lee]

UTIs can take you out when you're old. Did you know, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was it. Albert Camus. The death of syphilis. Oh, no. That was the myth of Sisyphus. I'm sorry, I was close.

[Chick McGee]

That's Albert Camel.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the benefits of a classical education.

[Chick McGee]

Viewers will start this Sunday a game against the Bengals. The decision came after Tongue of Iola struggled in a loss to the Steelers, eliminated Miami. They're now 6 and 8 from post postseason contention.

[Tom Griswold]

The Tua via con Dios is dating the Haktua girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They get married. She's going to be Tua Tua.

[Josh Arnold]

If. If she changed her name to Haktua and then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but her name's like. Isn't it like Cindy Riley. You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he is. He is working over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.

[Christy Lee]

We have one more day.

[Tom Griswold]

STDs, the flap, the Sif, the nail.

[Chick McGee]

It never ceases to amaze me that just when we're all about ready to walk out into traffic, we get a big break. And that brings me to.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are you picking, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

Bengals and Dolphins. I'd have to take a look. I think it's the Bengals, actually. I always try to pick the Bengals. I like the Bengals.

[Josh Arnold]

Who would you pick in real life? If a Bengal is swimming in the sea and a pot of dolphins comes.

[Chick McGee]

By, I'm going to say the dolphin.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta go. Dolphins.

[Tom Griswold]

Better swimmers.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a pod for sure.

[Christy Lee]

If it's one dolphin, though, usually they're never by themselves. That could be a rogue dolphin. You don't want that.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want that.

[Chick McGee]

You see, you see a dolphin out alone. He's got rabies.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

What did I take? I don't see. Oh, Miami. I took Dolphins plus a three. That's probably not a good bet now. I can't change it, though.

[Tom Griswold]

You can change it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're locked in, my friend.

[Tom Griswold]

The game hasn't started yet.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm locked in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to change it?

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Week 16 begins tonight. Get your picks in Bob and Tom.com contest to win that I Hate stevensinger.come.

[Chick McGee]

Gift card Lee mentioned the Bears are Chicago Bears probably moving out of Chicago Soldier Field.

[Josh Arnold]

They're thinking about Tulsa, right?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Just like the Oklahoma City Thunder. They're going to become the Chicago Warm Front. That's. Well, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Oklahoma is kind of known for its woods. Tornado alley.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Chicago Tornadoes. Tulsa Tornado.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not going. Tulsa Twister.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I like that too. And they could have have a little guy in a twisty suit.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's taken up by their. Their n. WNBA team.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just gonna let that lay there.

[Tom Griswold]

And it did. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Bears got nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I had.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I was distracted. Christy was dancing over here. Could you repeat it It.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely's over here doing the shimmy shake.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the. The Chicago Bears are moving. What did I miss here?

[Christy Lee]

Arlington Heights or something?

[Chick McGee]

Chicago Bears. First of all, they're now. Now they're mulling a move to northwest Indiana. They're going to play at the Holiday Star Dome Theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that.

[Chick McGee]

They wanted an indoor place. You know, it seats like 700.

[Christy Lee]

You know what.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do they. Why are they abandoning. I know the Soldier Field looks like. Like it's an old stadium being raped by a ufo, but what. Why are they leaving Soldier Field?

[Chick McGee]

They want to secure public funding. They say they need to build an enclosed stadium in Illinois that has stalled. Team president Kevin Warren don't do too deep. A Google dove on him insisted in an open letter to fans that the team still prefers to build a new home on a tract of land it owns in suburban Arlington Heights, Illinois. He also said the Bears are not using this threat threat to cross state lines as leverage.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they would never do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they worth billions of dollars? Yes, they are. And they can't build their own stadium.

[Chick McGee]

Warren did not say where in northwest Indiana the Bears would look to move. Rumors are, though, it's Ren Salier.

[Christy Lee]

That's a little too far south, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Valpro. The Valpraiso Vulcans is the new name.

[Josh Arnold]

Of the Bloomington Normal Bear.

[Chick McGee]

Bloomington Normal, that. Well, that's in the middle of Illinois.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's where they want to. That's where the people.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if they did Move there. They'd still charge 50 bucks for parking. That's my favorite thing. You're in the middle of nowhere. You want to park here? Here's. Give me 50 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

I've told you this before. You want to go walk to the Washington football team? Yeah, You. Everybody can get tickets to the game, but try to get a parking pass to the game.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are always more difficult.

[Chick McGee]

And then if you want to have parking pass, take the bus. You're better off just taking an Uber from your home.

[Christy Lee]

And isn't their stadium way out, too, in Maryland?

[Chick McGee]

They're moving up to rfk, I hope. Technically, as I cross my fingers, RFK is gone. Isn't that sad?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I could tell you about games at rfk.

[Tom Griswold]

You went there. Joe Gibbs, and they're building a RFK junior stadium. Oh, never mind. Just don't get sick.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

I just said. I just said video.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

Video shows the horrifying moment. A pickleball player fell to his death after climbing over a safety rail to retrieve a ball at a sports center in Malaysia.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And I did some research.

[Chick McGee]

You did some homework.

[Christy Lee]

Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

This is the story that Tom called comically hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so this guy falls to his. Falls to his death.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's. It's in Malaysia. We're off the hook.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're playing pickleball. And I did some research on this because I have not played pickleball yet, officially, but I used to. I used to play tennis all the time, so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in tennis, there's no such thing as sudden death. It never ends in a tie. So apparently, the rules. You tell me, Pat. You play pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

There just. Apparently, there is a sudden death and pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

There is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this guy just found it.

[Chick McGee]

Josh and I used to know where you're going.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Josh and I played tennis, and we put it on the under hills tab.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

All the. The four. Four shrimp cocktail.

[Josh Arnold]

Little Fletch for that ass.

[Chick McGee]

Cct.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in favor of sudden death in football? Why not in other.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's right. Whoever scores first.

[Christy Lee]

Football.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying. Oh, pardon me.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeez, I can smell a donut.

[Josh Arnold]

You're like my great aunt.

[Chick McGee]

I've been on the air belching, man Boy, for 50 years.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to show this video clip and in broadcast schools. Here's how you don't do it, folks. Everything about this is wrong.

[Chick McGee]

CCTV footage acquired by News Flare. They show the 32 year old player leaping over a safety rail at Kuala Lumpur pickleball facility early December shows him jumping onto mesh netting that covered an open gap, but it tore under his weight.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, why would he do this all of a sudden?

[Chick McGee]

It's a Buster Keaton movie. He plunged three stories to his death.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Who wrote this story?

[Tom Griswold]

Add in.

[Josh Arnold]

I know we've got a song coming up, but I have a question for everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're falling to your death. All right. And you have time to think about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you decide you're gonna spin around so that you hit head first, or do you want to land feet first? You're gonna go either way. But how do you want.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to try to go feet first.

[Tom Griswold]

Three stories.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I'm saying higher than three.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Three stories, you could conceivably survive.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm saying higher than three stories, you gotta lay it.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta land on your butt. Like, land.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? So your spine shoots to the top of your skull. I'm going head first.

[Chick McGee]

I think when they land on the.

[Josh Arnold]

1St, that way you're done immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, when they land, they flip. They try to land on their back most times. Yeah. When they land in the net or something, you'll see them flip around.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, But I'm talking. You jumped off a 20 story building.

[Christy Lee]

You're dead.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm asking you guys. What do you decide on the way down?

[Christy Lee]

Don't you die on the way down?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's been debunked.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have a heart attack on the way down?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I mean, I'm sure it's happened, but it's been debunked.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Do not die of a heart attack.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was fully bonked. Everyone dies of a heart attack.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, everybody dies of a heart attack in the way.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I've heard.

[Josh Arnold]

No, play yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

Nice setup, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

What a stupid question.

[Tom Griswold]

The point of the story is ask.

[Josh Arnold]

A group of stupid people a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a stupid answer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got, like, no answer.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys all change the rules.

[Chick McGee]

No, we all of a sudden, all of us at the same moment lost interest.

[Tom Griswold]

Precisely.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just watching my feet crush. My whole legs going like an accordion. That would be awful.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why you go head first.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. How'd it go?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wake up with a tube in your mouth. Blow this way to go left.

[Christy Lee]

Left.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Hey, Pat. This is a news story about some idiot jumping out of a pickleball court and falling to his death I know that's. That's one kind of pickle what if he had. Wonder if he had clothes on?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

It's one kind of pickleball but this is pickleball Naked pickleball Sweaty in the summer Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball Naked pickleball except for shoes that Wearing nothing at all Hell yeah Flapping parts in private places Meemaws, hoohahs in their faces Incontinence and eventuality at seniors Nudist colony Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Gramps Micro Dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball naked pickleball Try not to fall on your pickling balls Boobs are flopping, Knees are bruised Hips replaced and backs are fused Sag and sacks are waving in the breeze Take one to the nuts and you're down on your knees Playing pickleball Naked pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance call Playing pickleball naked pickleball Past their prime in the au natural Pickleball's all the rage Folks of a certain age but nudity is best left to.

[Josh Arnold]

The arm.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at them having fun wrinkling in the sun. I had no idea Saul was so well hung. Better than a swim or walk in the mall. Playing pickleball Naked pickleball With Esther, Clem, Thelma and Big D. Saul.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, by the way, as you know, I am Mr. Safety. So if you are playing naked pickleball. You mentioned that I do wear shoes. Please wear eye protection. You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

One of you don't want to get hit in the eye with.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, Saul's Big D.

[Josh Arnold]

Saul, you.

[Pat Godwin]

Poked me in the eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. We had a news story about this. Whatever the American Protective Eye Society or something was saying. Saying they're getting. Ers are getting all these eye injuries.

[Chick McGee]

The American. But not from penis protective eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Pickle people. Playing pickleball Pickleball. Pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think they could get away with a character like Porky Pig now?

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Chick McGee]

Do they?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a cool new movie that came out last year. Stuttering Society with Daffy and Porky. And he is still stammering. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But he's got a. He's got a grandfathered in. Chick is saying if you did a new. If you did a story now or one of the main characters had a. You know.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, people will complain. They did. When the Fish Called Wanda came out in 88. They did around there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They took some Heat for this Michael Palin stammering.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

But you know, it's representative of the str.

[Chick McGee]

There's a segment of society.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. Thank you very much. Now, coming up, we have no more deaths in sports that I know of.

[Chick McGee]

Christy has something to share with us.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by Java House, or as they say in some parts of the world, hava casa.

[Josh Arnold]

They do.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I bet they love that. Hi, yeah, this Matt over here. Java House. Don't. Don't do that again. Thanks a lot. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Here's what we're talking about. Let me. I just. I finished off Peel and pod.

[Christy Lee]

Peel and pod.

[Tom Griswold]

Peel and pot. Oh, I've only got one left.

[Josh Arnold]

Peel and pour.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

You can talk about it without having to hold one in your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just glad none of everybody over there has a dog.

[Christy Lee]

You about Tom's holding the hydration drink.

[Tom Griswold]

This is liquid science. This. You could almost fit a golf ball in this little guy. But what you do is you peel it, you pour it in water and drink it. I'm going to drink this. In fact, right now, I've got to order some more. If you want to order from Java House, you go to java house.com now. They also do, of course, coffee, tea. I've been in this tea phase lately and. But all kinds of different types of coffee, of course, cold brew, whatever you want, they got it. And Java House, a lot more convenient. You don't need any kind of rude Rube Goldberg type device to boil water, etc. Etc. Etc. It's simplifying the coffee process at the same time time delicifying it. Is that a word? We're gonna go with that. It's javahouse.com teas, fancy coffees, lattes, espressos, and you just peel and pour. You want it hot, you want it cold. It's up to you. So you can do this right now if you go to Javahouse.com, it's the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. We've got some really cool stuff coming up in Sporting News, and Christy Lee is over there at the Sinilac Insurance news desk, and we'll be treating you to some fascinating stories from the world of parking lot intimacy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Huge fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Wait to hear this one. On the asphalt with the emphasis of first part of asphalt. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Coming up this morning, we'll talk with Al Jackson and also chat with this week's Shoe into the Week winner, Chris Newell. He will make some NFL predictions with yours truly.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris is from Plano, Texas.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, nothing fancy about there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick share, there's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. I believe we're going to head back to the sports section, is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we are. And it's a stupid world record. A Nigerian woman has broken the Guinness World Record for the tallest wig.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm excited about this. It already sounds so silly.

[Chick McGee]

Helen Williams claimed the title with a wig measuring just over 50ft in height.

[Josh Arnold]

This is fantastic. You guys said this was stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, my objection to this is you can't walk around with it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can, but you have to make allowances for it.

[Chris Newell]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

May I see it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I believe we have a photograph of it, as you can see.

[Chick McGee]

May I see it? Eddie?

[Christy Lee]

So she's leaning against the wall.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's being held up by a crane.

[Christy Lee]

What? No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Tom, I agree with you.

[Christy Lee]

That's not fair.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

The crane's out of frame, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. But it's. There's another photograph that shows the crane holding up the wig, and it is sort of Marge Simpson on Steroids, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

So basically it's just sitting on top of her head. There's no.

[Tom Griswold]

No big deal. Here it is a wig.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, anyone could step under it.

[Chick McGee]

It's hanging there. Yeah. And you just step under.

[Josh Arnold]

No good.

[Chick McGee]

She used 250 bundles of hair to make the wig and it cost around $2,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Some cheap hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's got to be.

[Chick McGee]

She also holds the record for the world's longest, longest handmade wig at over 1100ft. And the widest wig at nearly 12ft. Feet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny too. She can't go the wide one.

[Tom Griswold]

The wide one is funnier looking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Like the scene in Naked Gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he has to turn sideways.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hanging tight. Oh, there she is again.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's attached to the building.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

What does she.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought that was a crane. What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

There's some sort of thing attached to the building.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But still, it doesn't count.

[Chick McGee]

Crazy. A stanchion or something.

[Josh Arnold]

It does not count.

[Pat Godwin]

Does not count.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's taller than a three story building.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

What is that about a couple feet up from her forehead? Is that like a bow or something?

[Josh Arnold]

You know? Yeah, exactly. To hide, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, where it attaches to her head, which she could just be standing there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like. That's like the world's largest scrunchie, maybe. That's a record.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd be end up probably sitting behind her in a Beyonce.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Now why would you choose Beyonce?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, why would.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't she be at say a Dave Matthews Show?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Or like an Eagle show. James Taylor, I'm guessing.

[Christy Lee]

And you wouldn't be at a. Beyond.

[Josh Arnold]

She's pretty. Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

This woman's pretty.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she is pretty.

[Chick McGee]

I. I have the.

[Tom Griswold]

That hides the mental illness.

[Chick McGee]

I have the opposite of pit.

[Christy Lee]

Why is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that surprises me.

[Christy Lee]

Chicks.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you see your boobs? Can we see her boobs again, Jim?

[Chick McGee]

I like that part. But yeah. And she's got.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's pretty.

[Chick McGee]

That ass. But I'm still. Oh, she does have them pushed up there.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care for that.

[Christy Lee]

You don't care for that?

[Chick McGee]

No. They got to be. They got to sneak up on me. I like it like a surprise. You take it.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

So you want to undo a bra and it be like those peanut brittle brittle cans where they pop out. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And ideally the woman Will make that noise.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Now, I understand she also has the world record for the world's largest murder.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Now, now that's more like a. A wedding. What do they call those?

[Tom Griswold]

The train.

[Josh Arnold]

The train, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How would they verify that?

[Tom Griswold]

Her attendants have to hold it off the ground because they wanted to drag it. That would be on the dusty, dirty road. That's a funny. Well, this is officially a stupid world record. I'm not buying it. If you can't walk around in it, it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with you, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's attaching it to a building.

[Chick McGee]

And she's not wearing it.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not. I would like to see the back of it where it's attached to her head because it almost looks like that scrunchie hides.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

She could just be standing there and.

[Tom Griswold]

It could just be hanging.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So she could duck out and another person could walk in.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what they should do. And charge five bucks. Take a picture.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Why don't they hang? I have that hanging somewhere. Like the. You know, you put your face in the. In the holes where the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like you're an old timey cop. Yeah. And a beach. Someone going to the beach.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it funny when the man does the bikini?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, he's a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

And he grabs his booze and. Is that sports? Yes, sir. Okay, coming up, we're going to move over to the Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. Give me a teaser, please.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'll tease you. We're going to do the 12 gifts from the classic song the 12 Days of Christmas. We'll tell you what's going to cost.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder how much it does cost. This year.

[Christy Lee]

We all.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

It's an annual hack story.

[Chick McGee]

I love it. No one does it like we do, though.

[Christy Lee]

No, nobody does it.

[Tom Griswold]

And it gives us. It gives us an opportunity to play my favorite Christmas piece from Randy Lubas, the real twelve Days of Christmas. An absolute. A piece of art. It is a piece of art. It is so funny.

[Christy Lee]

I have a story for anybody who's ever had to fight their hoa. And we have a woman injured in a live nativity scene.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Watch out. Those animals are real and they're.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can relate to them.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

The nature of the injury.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you've been there. Almost. We are in the Aali Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Christy Lee]

God, you're annoying.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. As the holidays get closer, the blatant hostility kicks up a note.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance News house. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Now, true story. I see Tom going into the bathroom with like, I don't know, 15 seconds to go before we go. And I go, hey, Tom, come. We're gonna be back on the air. Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Acted like he didn't hear me.

[Tom Griswold]

I really had to pee. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you know, you just don't care anymore, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people pee first.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And then bore everyone in the green room. Yes, you do the opposite.

[Chick McGee]

I was discussing, you know, you'd love.

[Tom Griswold]

I was discussing the program. Then came Bronson with Michael Parks for Ms. Hooker, who is a motorcycle enthusiast.

[Chick McGee]

Oddly enough, dressed pretty much Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

She's dressed just like Michael Parks. Jim Bronson.

[Chick McGee]

And then came.

[Tom Griswold]

She has a knit cap on and she looks like she's Jim Bronson. And in the course of that, perhaps I lost track of time. Fascinating discussion. It wasn't really a discussion. It was more me talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, the fascination.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know the difference between talking to someone and talking?

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a riddle?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the answer?

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, you talk at people more than you talk to them.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy Lee is at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

What do you want to talk to me about?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a number of things we could talk about.

[Christy Lee]

Just kidding. Hey. The PNC Financial Services Group has calculated the prices of the 12 gifts from the classic hit song of the holidays, the 12 days of Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, if you're if you're having trouble with your pnc, it should. That's half of the job, right? Should your shouldn't your cp.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Okay, I officially lost what. What just happened.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, PNC was the worst present I got after the speak and spell.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You pee and see it.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

B and C. Okay. Yeah. A terrible toy for kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially for the girl. Girls.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I missed the cup again, Mommy. The girl in the commercial hits it every time.

[Christy Lee]

According to the 42nd, PNC is a.

[Tom Griswold]

Financial services Pacific North California.

[Christy Lee]

My kids have their money in that.

[Chick McGee]

Pittsburgh.

[Christy Lee]

According to the 42nd iteration of the PNC Christmas Price Index. Not a word iteration. 12 Gifts of Christmas will cost you. I don't buy this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is one of those things.

[Christy Lee]

Every year, $51,000.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It's more than. It's got to be more than that because right. Right away, there's 12 partridges and 12.

[Josh Arnold]

And there are five golden rings.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The golden rings are up 32 and a half percent. We'll get to that four and a half percent increase from last year overall, though. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

A partridge in a pear tree is going to run you 420 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

What about partridge food? You got to keep the partridge alive.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. And that's up 13 and a half percent now.

[Tom Griswold]

So a partridge and a pear tree.

[Christy Lee]

Does that include the partridge and the pear tree or is that just the partridge?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you can get the three.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're also going to get. You're going to get 12 of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because they.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you get. Each day you get another one.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And five and 12. How many? Five golden rings. 1260 golden rings. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going to add up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, that doesn't work. It doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't work that way. The only. It works with 12 partridges. Right. No one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you get on the list every time.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

And you don't get.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't get them every time.

[Chick McGee]

Because you don't start giving.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then you. If you.

[Chick McGee]

You don't start giving people gold rings until the fifth day. Right.

[Christy Lee]

And they get five gold rings. They don't get five gold rings for the next six days.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure they do.

[Chick McGee]

So what is that?

[Josh Arnold]

35.

[Tom Griswold]

On the sixth day of Christmas, my five true love gave to me.

[Chick McGee]

35 gold rings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. On six piece away.

[Tom Griswold]

And five gold.

[Chick McGee]

No. On the first day of Christmas, my true love departures in the parody. That was it.

[Josh Arnold]

But on the second day of Christmas, my true love gave me two turtle.

[Tom Griswold]

Doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

[Chick McGee]

So what else up? Right?

[Tom Griswold]

This is going to add up.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think they're. They're light on their.

[Josh Arnold]

So the gold rings themselves should be more than 50.

[Christy Lee]

Two turtle doves cost the same as they did last year. 750 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are those so expensive?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I can go out to my feeder and get you a couple for free.

[Chick McGee]

You remember a. Who's my little. Who's it. Who's my turtle dove?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Who's in my little.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the one that you love?

[Christy Lee]

Three French hens set you back $346 and 50 cents. Three French hens.

[Tom Griswold]

What distinguishes a French end? Are they smoking? How do we know they're friends?

[Josh Arnold]

They kiss with their tongues.

[Christy Lee]

And then the four calling birds will cost you almost 600 bucks. 599.96.

[Chick McGee]

How much?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, 599.96. And that price hasn't changed since 2014.

[Josh Arnold]

And these days, they're four texting birds.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back with traffic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know how big their gold rings are, but their five gold rings cost $1,649.90.

[Josh Arnold]

If they're C rings, they're bigger than a finger ring, but it's more than.

[Christy Lee]

32 and a half percent if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a good finger ring.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't think you could get any lower than your C ring reference. I was wrong.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

See, a pnc.

[Christy Lee]

See, they're not doing this quantitatively. Or is that the word I'm looking for?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what you're doing.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean, because if there were five gold rings and then each times. Times another five days. Six days.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking what, 30, 40 rings? That.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's going to be a lot more than 1600 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

I say it's 35 gold rings because you don't start.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You get 35 gold rings. The average gold ring is probably, I'm gonna guess, 500 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

No, because on day five. Five. Five gold rings. So day five through day 12, you get. So that's seven. Right. Seven days.

[Tom Griswold]

35 golden race.

[Chick McGee]

35 gold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So 35 times 500 bucks is what?

[Christy Lee]

Not $1600.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my rain Man. Why would I know the answer to that?

[Chick McGee]

15,000. 15,000 plus $16,000.

[Christy Lee]

So see, this is all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're light.

[Chick McGee]

What's your good.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope this. I want to start using the PNC bank if they're going to be doing this to me because I'll just. I'll give them a thousand. Say no know it's 10.

[Christy Lee]

See, I think they're only doing it for the one day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's not right. The gifts are. The gifts are cumulative. You know what I'm saying? Each day the singer gets a repeated gifts in the previous days. In total, the singer gets 12 partridges, 22 turtle loves, 30 French.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't do that. Bernie's gonna do it for us in.

[Chick McGee]

A few oh God.

[Tom Griswold]

Bernie lubbers. No, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Randy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Randy.

[Tom Griswold]

You just said Bernie.

[Chick McGee]

Bernie. Randy. It's all a.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, keep going.

[Christy Lee]

Skis A laying increased in price by 3.3% to $930. Seven swans of swimming remains the most expensive group of birds. 13,125 bucks. Eight maids of milking remain priced at $58 this year.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is ripped off. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is not even minimum wage.

[Christy Lee]

Nine ladies dancing are the third most expensive items.

[Tom Griswold]

Nine ladies dancing. Josh, you got to pay them in single dollar bills.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure how that works.

[Christy Lee]

$8,856.88 up.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are the maids Milken's getting. That's wrong. 58 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

10 lords a leaping or pricey is 16,836 bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Lords do want to get paid.

[Christy Lee]

It's an 8% increase.

[Chick McGee]

And lords be leaping 11 pipers piping.

[Christy Lee]

Are the most affordable form of Entertainment. At just $3797.48. The price of 12 drummers drumming increased by 2.2% this year to 4106.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. There's a lot of. I know a lot of drummers you can get you cheaper than that. They are anything. Yeah, anything for a gig. Yeah. 50 bucks in a joint you're gonna get 12 drummers.

[Christy Lee]

This says the true cost of the 12 Days of Christmas when counting each repetition of the song is 218.522.98.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I apologize.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the maids of milk.

[Christy Lee]

And that's maids of milk and are getting ripped off again. Men.

[Tom Griswold]

They can make a lot more than that. They can make a lot more than that on only fans if they were milking. You know, Josh, I know what I'm talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Women who have milking tables.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. You know what I'm talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

They sit underneath while the guy lays.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a thing look up Google milking table.

[Christy Lee]

No, go ahead. They lay on a.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll get under the. It's, you know, it's like a massage.

[Christy Lee]

Table, but the boobs are open.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

The man lays down face down on the massage table.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he does.

[Josh Arnold]

So instead of having the face. Right, it's. And the woman's underneath milking the man.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go. Sex furniture and positions.

[Tom Griswold]

There's such a thing as this. Could we not do it?

[Christy Lee]

I thought. I was thinking. Never mind sex.

[Chick McGee]

Chairs, stools and rockers. How about a nice sex bench?

[Josh Arnold]

A sex bench.

[Chick McGee]

Swing stockade is the bench.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're not on the first team, you sit there.

[Josh Arnold]

A stockade.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back, we will visit a rock. Randy Lubas classic take on the 12 days of Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for the warning.

[Tom Griswold]

What else is coming up? Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have marijuana in the news. We have three folks arrested in Florida for doing naughty things in public.

[Pat Godwin]

There are seeds in my marijuana.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it just to see chick's face.

[Chick McGee]

Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, I went down the wrong pipe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I hate when that happens.

[Ace Cosby]

Terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Say hello to Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. Visit Steven singer [e-mail] to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America and the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. That's I hate stevensinger.com There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Tom, of course, is standing walking around the room for some reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you up to?

[Chick McGee]

You know, we're kind of back on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Very good. I'm all set.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were just talking about the PNC Financial Services Company.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Has once again calculated the value of the twelve days of Christmas. It's in kind of an annual thing. And what was that final number there?

[Christy Lee]

218,542.98 up 4.4% from last year if you buy all the of it.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, the one I don't really buy into is the eight Maids of Milken.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why, why, why pick that one out? What's.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's your beef. It says 8 maids of milk and remain priced at $58 this year per.

[Josh Arnold]

Maid or a total.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not clear. But I mean, so wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Eight. Eight maids of milk and 58 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

That's $7.25amaid.

[Chick McGee]

That's seven bucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that sounds about right. What? No, let's say they only milk for five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

They would do better work in a.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick Fil a well, sure, but they chose to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it's wrong.

[Chick McGee]

It's not your fault, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it is. Eleven Lords of Leaping are almost four grand.

[Christy Lee]

Well, where's. When's the last time you found a lord that would.

[Pat Godwin]

McCartney, Rod Stewart. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Do they leap?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Still, I imagine the Lords of Leaping.

[Christy Lee]

They'Re going to be from the ballet company.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they're going to be in the ballet company.

[Christy Lee]

And they're not cheap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're not going to need dates.

[Josh Arnold]

Well. Well, I know what you mean. They're not going to talk to the maids of milk.

[Kevin Harlan]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not be plus one.

[Christy Lee]

That is not true.

[Josh Arnold]

They may. They may talk to some of those drummers, but they're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're 10, so it's an even number. Oh, good, they can pair off. Okay, Sure, that's unreasonable, but let's hear Randy Lewis's take on this. This. This is just absolutely perfect. And here it is.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you play that and I hate to sound like a Scrooge, but.

[Chick McGee]

I used to work in a department.

[Pat Godwin]

Store and I used to sit there for an eight hour sh. Have to listen to that Muzak Christmas tape over and over. And they would play the single most annoying song known to man. You all know that song. I'm talking that song. The Twelve Days of Christmas. Now, first off, guys, I don't believe this song. I can't believe that anybody is this into birds.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, think about it, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

On the seventh day alone, this guy's getting seven swans, a swimming, six geese, a laying four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge cartridge. That's 23 birds. Who is this man, Alfred Hitchcock? By the 12th day, he's accumulated 42 swans, a swimming, 42 geese, a laying, 36 calling birds, 30 French hens, 22 turtle doves and 12 partridges. Now I hope this man's got a newspaper subscription because that's 184 birds. And we didn't even take into consideration those geese are a laying. Some of those eggs will be a hatching. Hey, and if that's not bad enough, come the eighth day, they start sending in show business people. Yeah, Ladies, dancing drummers, drummer piper's piper.

[Christy Lee]

Lord's a leaping.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, Bob, I'll accept that they're in show business. They're used to working around the holidays. But what about those poor maids of milking? They ought to be home with their family on Christmas, not yanking on a cow. Are you gonna see them sitting there on their stool he brings in one more stinking bird and I'll be damned if I'm picking those pears.

[Tom Griswold]

That is an absolute plus. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have a special guest that has just entered the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

And Septic, I believe, is Santa Septic to you.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Merry Christmas, Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hi. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted to stop by and share.

[Tom Griswold]

A little song that I prepared for you.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

The help of my good friend Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Got it, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

On the first day of Christmas at septic Gave to me a can of plumber's putty Ah. On the second day of Christmas at September Gave to me two pipe wrenches.

[Tom Griswold]

And a can of plumber's money. Let's speed it up.

[Josh Arnold]

On the third day of Christmas and septic gave to me three drain snakes, two pipe wrenches and a can of plumber's putty on the fourth day of.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas epic Gave to me four toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Plungers, three drain snakes, two pipe wrenches.

[Tom Griswold]

And more putty on the fifth day of Christmas as septic gave to me five ball cocks, four plungy plungers, three drink snakes, two pipe riches and a.

[Josh Arnold]

Can of plumber's hotties on the 6th.

[Tom Griswold]

Day of Christmas accepted.

[Josh Arnold]

Gave to me 6 sump pumps, 5.

[Tom Griswold]

Ball cocks, 4 plungy plungers, 3 drain.

[Josh Arnold]

Stanks, 2 pipe riches and a can of palmer's body.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I got a 10:30. I'm gonna jump ahead to the 12th.

[Josh Arnold]

On the 12th day of Christmas and.

[Tom Griswold]

Septic brought to me 12 urinal cakes.

[Josh Arnold]

11 drains a drain and 10 turds a floating nine as traps, a trappin' eight Leitchfields leeching, seven disposals grindin' six.

[Tom Griswold]

Sumps of something five ball cocks, four.

[Josh Arnold]

Plungy plungers, three snakes, a snake and.

[Tom Griswold]

Two pipes a wrenchin' and a can of plumber's five.

[Josh Arnold]

Merry Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I missed one of those in there.

[Josh Arnold]

How many turds afloat?

[Chick McGee]

10.

[Tom Griswold]

10 turds of load. I'll have to go back to the tape.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

To get that. Well, in keeping with our special request.

[Chick McGee]

And five ball. Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It was ten turds of load. Thank you very much. Ad septic. We promised that other special request.

[Josh Arnold]

My fault.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And. And here it is. I used to do celebrities smoking pot. And the way it was written was I was back in my fort when I was in high school, and they would pass it to me and I would do like, you know, do one for us. You have to. Now, I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, I have to remember this bit.

[Tom Griswold]

This is celebrity smoking pot. It was written in like the 70s, so it was like Jimmy Carter.

[Chick McGee]

That's damn good reefer.

[Tom Griswold]

The whole bit was all. Everybody was Nixon. That's really good weed. I love this. I can't believe I'm doing on. Give me more. Here you go, Curly.

[Pat Godwin]

My sight.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe I'm doing this. Not be doing. I. I'm trying to recreate this Walter Brennan Wheat's making It's damn good reflow. Yeah. The bu on fire.

[Chick McGee]

The bu on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Haney from Green Acres, I. Mr. Douglas, have I got a deal for you. A genuine imitation fur line battery run for your smoking pleasure. I cannot believe I'm doing that, Mr. Haney. I still do. I still do in my act, though. I do Barney Fife.

[Chick McGee]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do you call that rat there the Forbidden Fruit? But I do all the characters of.

[Chick McGee]

Mayberry in the show. Except for Howard Sprague.

[Tom Griswold]

I could pull him. I used to do him smoking pot. Remember him? The town Clerks. Oh, yeah, yeah, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Gee, Andy, fire up a fatty.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe you're laughing. I should put it back in. Pot's making a big comeback. This is the biggest laughs I've done all day. Making a huge comeback.

[Ace Cosby]

You got to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Craig Shoemaker dropped a love master and put in the pot routine.

[Christy Lee]

Floyd the Barber, too.

[Tom Griswold]

You do Happy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are seeds in my marijuana. Once again, Craig Shoemaker.

[Christy Lee]

And on that note, police in California said they had to destroy a box full of jars of marijuana that had been left out for the taking with this sign. Merry Christmas. Free weed. Huh? The Auburn Police Department said someone had left out a box containing 29 Mason James jars of pot on a local sidewalk. The box included a sign that read, merry Christmas. Free weed, organic and cage free. The department said leaving a box of quote, unquote, free marijuana on the sidewalk is not how you spread cheer in your neighborhood. Surprises are for stockings, not sidewalks. Especially sidewalks near a high school. Oh, yeah, the cannabis was disposed of responsibly. It was disposed of responsibly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah. Gave it to his cousin.

[Chick McGee]

His cousin.

[Tom Griswold]

His cousin. The cops. Cousin Skip got the.

[Christy Lee]

You get a jar. You get a jar. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This was in California. So it's. I wonder if it's. It's probably not packaged properly. So it could just be random. Random weed out there. Not necessarily. Say kids probably wouldn't steal it anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

They'd rather vape. That's the. That's the current way to Go.

[Christy Lee]

I think they vape marijuana.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or THC or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what would you do if you. What would you do if you stumbled.

[Christy Lee]

Upon a free weed?

[Tom Griswold]

16 jars of weed. Do you know people?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, you guys wouldn't. My. I'm a. My answer is dorky. I would take it to the cops.

[Christy Lee]

Would you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course. Especially nowadays.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No idea what's in that.

[Chick McGee]

Goodness no knows what's now.

[Tom Griswold]

Would they arrest you in the spot when you walked in?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. Boy, that would suck, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

An excuse. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

No good deed.

[Pat Godwin]

I read everybody says that. That's all this pot doing the trunk. Well, I'm taking it to you guys.

[Chick McGee]

What are you guys in for?

[Christy Lee]

Residents of a Colorado neighborhood are fighting their homeowners association to keep a 28 foot inflatable Santa. Ms. Dora Flores of Severance told KUSATV she and her husband saved all year to purchase the oversized Santa.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. Do we have a picture?

[Christy Lee]

Which quickly became a neighborhood attraction.

[Chick McGee]

This could be the saddest thing I've ever heard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

However, they were informed by FROM and Company llc.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a representative of FROM and Company.

[Christy Lee]

They oversee the homeowners association institute Severance that the decoration is, quote, excessive in height and needed to be taken down. Neighbors rallied to the couple's defense by sharing their support online and putting up we stand with Santa signs in their yards. Ms. Flores said from and company has since called to say that they had made a mistake. And Santa can stay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look at. Look at the size of that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We stand with Santa.

[Tom Griswold]

My neighbor's got one, but it's only about 15ft. That thing is really great. Huge. Looks like it's as tall as that house.

[Chick McGee]

You know, check local listings, but you gotta be careful during high wind.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Warnings or something like that. Oh, yeah. You gotta have her tied down.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Santa will be flying.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To be the head of an hoa.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta have a certain attitude, Tom. I think, believe it or not, I don't. I know you disagree with me, but I think you'd be a pretty good HOA president. I think he would be.

[Christy Lee]

This will shock none of you.

[Chick McGee]

I think he would surprise people. I think you'd be fair.

[Christy Lee]

I think you'd think he'd be fair.

[Chick McGee]

I think he would be unless he had an extra.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got all the equalities. One needs. No social life. A lot of. A lot of pent up hostility.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of hostility.

[Tom Griswold]

Boston people around.

[Christy Lee]

She loved yelling at people yeah, my mother.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true. She yelled at me one day.

[Christy Lee]

Great at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So what.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you stopping for? I. I'm not there yet.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm too fast. I finished before she did. Oh, it's one hot mama, though.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that? What was that? Horror movie? Wasn't there some horror movie where people were sewn together?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's the Human Centipede.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right, right, right. I've got an idea to combine horror movies and Christmas. Oh, Santa feed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You like it?

[Josh Arnold]

The Human Centipede. So it's he just like they kidnapped, kidnaps.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Beard, beard, butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Kidnaps mall Santas and sews them together.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really rough.

[Chick McGee]

That ain't Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

That ain't. I mean, it's. It's. How do you take the. The idea behind Centipede and make it worse?

[Josh Arnold]

That would be it.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

I never understood. Obviously, I never saw that movie. I didn't understand what was the end game, if you want.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a sick scientist doctor man who wanted to see if he could do it.

[Chick McGee]

I am a sick scientist doctor man.

[Tom Griswold]

And the people were sewn together?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many?

[Josh Arnold]

Three in the first one.

[Pat Godwin]

There's more than one?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What was his. What was.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd he get up to in Human Centipede 3. Full sequence, it's called. There are dozens.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

So do they do they put the music on and do the famous.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like a conga line.

[Tom Griswold]

Conga line.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they in pain?

[Ace Cosby]

Yay.

[Josh Arnold]

They are in pain and they are imagine in just an awful, awful situation.

[Tom Griswold]

So my Santa idea really isn't gonna work.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Christy Lee]

They all end up dying.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't really.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I don't remember what happens in.

[Chick McGee]

The first there any way. It's not real.

[Josh Arnold]

It is not medically accurate, even though they claim it could be.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, is it. Are they actual people or they've been recreated the CGI or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's all makeup. Practical effects, for the most part. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll watch for a Centipede next year. Written by. Written by Josh. What's coming up from the news desk?

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee still have our lady injured by a camel. We have a rat on a plane. We have a how all these rats.

[Chick McGee]

Get on this plane.

[Christy Lee]

We have a cute little dog and a horse story. We have another. We have a couple horse stories. And then we have a. Watch out. If you're trying to help a raccoon, it could go horribly awry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now right now I want to remind you the clock is a ticking and Steven Singer is fully aware of that. That's why he's famous for his fast and free shift. You find all the inventory to check [e-mail] once again I urge you to go to bobandtom.com contest so you could win a $500 e gift card from Steven Singer. Jewels make your picks before the Thursday nighter starts on our NFL pigskin picks competition. But Stephen Singer, he's got those Anita diamond studs starting at just 298 bucks. And even though the price of gold way up the price of diamonds up those diamond stud gold earrings are the same price as last year year because apparently Stephen wasn't paying attention. So don't tell him before he raises the prices like everybody else did. Stephen Singer jewelers, you go to I hate stevensinger.com and tell me what speaking for all women, Christy Lee, how do they feel about diamond stud earrings?

[Christy Lee]

They're wonderful. They're a classic. They last forever and ever. And if you want to give her a bigger pair of stud earrings, well, the Steven's full value lifetime trade in means if you buy Anita diamond stud earrings this year, next year you can trade them in for a bigger larger pair and you get the money that you paid applies to the new pair of earrings. Does that make sense?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Steven Singer, he's got his famous guarantee of course and it's a no brainer here. Just go to I hate stevensinger.com that's I hate stevensinger.Com and tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you act today. By the way, if you get those orders in before 2:00 clock Eastern Time today, they will be out out the door and on their way to you. Once again, thank you to Stephen Singer. And don't say anything about this. He may be demented. He's making a huge mistake. Okay now coming up we have dogs in the news. We have comedian Al Jackson set to set to join us. And up next is the famous often duplicated, never purposely shoo in of the week with our guest, Mr. Chris Newell. He's going to be our first Newell and the. Thank you. Thank you. There's a joke there somewhere. I have yet to find it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and I were embracing and making out in the hallway, experimenting, if you will. And if you're not behind that, I. I feel bad for you. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

And keeps up, you're gonna be behind him.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chip. Whatever makes my man happy.

[Tom Griswold]

As I understand it, that's how it works, right?

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I just want to make.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I want to say a special hello to Austin and Noah from our staff.

[Chick McGee]

I love Austin.

[Tom Griswold]

We have very few brilliant people on our staff, as you know, but those two guys are great. And they made the fabulous Mr. Grizz video. And it's floating around out there with the Bob and Tom show puppets.

[Chick McGee]

What are the rest of us, just scenery or something?

[Tom Griswold]

The word I'm looking for now, I believe. Do we have our guest? Okay. Joining us on the telephone From Texas, it's Mr. Chris Newell. Chris, hello. Can you hear me?

[Chris Newell]

I can. How you guys doing today?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

You're from Plano, Texas.

[Chris Newell]

Plano, Texas? Yes, sir. Right outside of Dallas.

[Tom Griswold]

What's happening weather wise today?

[Chris Newell]

A little cloudy, foggy. Yeah, but it's still early. So, you know, with Texas weather, you never know. It could be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, are you a Cowboy? Are you a Cowboys fan now?

[Chick McGee]

You're a lifetime lifelong Texan resident?

[Chris Newell]

No, no, I am originally from Northwest Indiana. They're in the Midwest.

[Chick McGee]

A Bear fan. Chicago Bears, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see, did you see the news story that they're. They're. I believe it's. The governor of Indiana is going to try to sell the Chicago Bears on putting up a stadium in northwest Indiana.

[Chris Newell]

I did read that yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be very weird and I can't imagine they would do that. Take it out of Illinois.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris Newell]

I don't know how, why they would do that.

[Chick McGee]

Put it right there in Valparaiso.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with Chris Newell from. From Plano, Texas. Chris, over the summer I got myself a Couple cowboy hats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I had to have this weird ear surgery from getting too much sun in my ears. So now, are you a cowboy hat wearer yourself?

[Chris Newell]

I am not. No. I'm just regular. Baseball caps? No, no cowboy hats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm wearing a baseball cap now, but in the summertime, I'm a cowboy kind of guy. Now, you made some nice choices, Chris, because you are our winner for Week 15 with your NFL sports picks. You're going to be picking against Mr. Chick Magee. I'm sure you know how this works.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick has selected several games that he thinks the. The odds are very clear on, and you're going to go up against them. What have you got? Chick Magee?

[Chick McGee]

I've got tonight, Thursday Night Football on Amazon with the fabulous Herbie, Herb street and the uninterested Al Michaels. It's in Seattle tonight. The Rams are the favorites. They're giving the Seahawks the. The. The home underdog. Barking loud tonight. Seahawks plus two at home. Who do you like, Los Angeles Rams or the Seattle Seahawks?

[Chris Newell]

I'm going to take Seattle. Give me the two points on that.

[Chick McGee]

You're going to take Seahawks plus the two?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

All right. That's wrong. I'm going to take Rams. Rams minus the two. Let's see. Oh, my goodness gracious. You know what game we've got this week, don't you, buddy? Chicago Bears and the Green Bay packers for now at Soldier Field. And right there off the lake in downtown Chicago. The Bears are the underdog in this one. Chicago getting two. You like Jordan Love Boat or Caleb and the Bears?

[Chris Newell]

As much as this pains me to say, I'm gonna have to go Green Bay on this one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my goodness. That's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So you're using.

[Chick McGee]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

Your loyalty is going out the window in the interests of finance.

[Chris Newell]

Pretty much.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna agree. I'm gonna go to. Go ahead and take Green Bay minus the two. There you go. What do you think of that? What do you think of that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee, your thoughts? Your man is a Packer.

[Christy Lee]

He's never gonna. Not. He's going. Go Pack, go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The other big time matchup this weekend, Jacksonville Jaguars and the Denver Bron. Two divisional leaders there or two. Yeah. Division Denver minus three in this one against Jacksonville. Who do you like, Jaguars or the Broncos?

[Chris Newell]

Where is that Broncos on this one?

[Chick McGee]

Denver. I think it's in Denver, actually. Let me. Let me look to make sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That may be a.

[Christy Lee]

That might be a factor.

[Tom Griswold]

They've had some incredibly windy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, see, this goes back to your. You're trying to get. Make Jacksonville at Denver. It's the afternoon game starts at 4:05 on Sunday. Yeah. At Denver.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

All right, so you're trying to get the.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Chick McGee]

The weather element out of it. The human element out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. Yes, I am.

[Chick McGee]

And the nine. Both teams have to. Why stop at just one? Both teams have to have the ball once in overtime. Why stop there? Right. But three times.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I can tell by our. Our guest appears to be a clear thinking individual. Clear thinking and sound. Chris, don't you agree with me that the rule that each team should ball at least once.

[Josh Arnold]

Leading the witness.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't say.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you agree with.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, your honor, I apologize. My client is an idiot. Chris, I'm not sure what we're arguing about here.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell are we talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

So, I'm sorry. So who's picking who? Denver, Jacksonville. I've lost my place here.

[Chick McGee]

I'm taking Denver minus the three. What are you doing there, pal? I'm doing Denver, Denver -3 as well. There you go, Jackson. Jacksonville.

[Josh Arnold]

How about a Denver omelette, Chris? Do you like one of those?

[Chris Newell]

Oh, I do like a Denver omelette.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care for the Denver omelet.

[Christy Lee]

You don't?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're much better than the Jacksonville.

[Christy Lee]

Too many green peppers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's in a Jacksonville sand.

[Chick McGee]

But it's always. Yeah. And it's not like it's 78, 79, 80 degrees and kind of moist.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Almost too wet.

[Tom Griswold]

People will say, now a Dallas omelet, you make it an old oil. Are you in the oil business, by the way, Chris?

[Chris Newell]

No, I am not. I'm in auto financial industry.

[Josh Arnold]

He's asked if you wear a cowboy hat and if you're in the oil industry.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know my friend Tara? She lives in Plano. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I refinance my cars with you?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, here you go. Let's do this one. This will be fun. Dallas Cowboys. He said hopefully the Dallas Cowboys and the Los Angeles Chargers going at it in Jerry world. It's Dallas or wherever the hell it is. Chargers getting three in this one. Who you like? Chargers plus three. Dallas minus the three.

[Chris Newell]

I think Chargers cover on that one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think the. I think you're right on that. Yeah. Is that who I took? Yeah. Chargers plus. Plus the three.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys agree on almost everything.

[Chick McGee]

And Monday night, the Indianapolis Colts hosting The San Francisco 49s. The Colts home underdog. They're getting a touchdown seven point points as Philip Rivers starts again for Indianapolis. Who do you like? Colts plus seven at home or the 49ers to cover that seven?

[Chris Newell]

I think the 49ers are going to cover on that. So two olds?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm. I'm taking the Colts because I have to park my car unattended at various times as I conduct commerce. So there you go. Colts plus seven. Tom, back to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it great though that Philip Rivers had a pretty good game and damn near won it?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe I'll have even better game.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Maybe an even better game this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. Well, we. Chris, it's been great talking to you. Chris, I can tell you're a clear thinker. Do you spend a great deal of time wagering in the NFL world?

[Chris Newell]

No, I don't. I'd like to, but the wife has better ways to spend the money and.

[Chick McGee]

He does refer to her as the wife.

[Tom Griswold]

So she wears the chaps in the family, if you will. Anyway, another Texas. Texas up.

[Chick McGee]

Our guest. I heard you said you were in auto finance, is that right?

[Chris Newell]

That is correct.

[Chick McGee]

If I could get you. Not necessarily mine, but a Social Security number. Can we get a car shipped to me anyway? At all?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet.

[Chris Newell]

New, layered, Sick.

[Chick McGee]

I bet we could.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, most of that just made up, right? Made up on the spot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like a convertible. A nice convertible.

[Josh Arnold]

You like you. You will charge a certain APR based on the a person's looks, won't you?

[Chick McGee]

It's a sliding scale.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris, now. Well, before we finish slandering you, we'll hang up. Chris, thanks. It sounds like you're a pretty cool guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Appreciate you, Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

And best of luck with your.

[Christy Lee]

Happy holidays, Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

With your bears. Your bears this week.

[Josh Arnold]

Merry Christmas. Or if you've celebrated one of those weirdo holidays. Happy whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Lollapalooa, I believe is the other one. Is that what it is? I can't remember. I. I don't expect you to understand or Lilith Fair.

[Christy Lee]

Say hi to Curtis and. And Tara, my friends in Plano for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're in Plano.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay, great.

[Chick McGee]

Why do I get the feeling that says someone who did your nails one.

[Christy Lee]

Time and you know they were actually, they were on the. The trip to England.

[Josh Arnold]

Chris, are you near a Papa Do's?

[Chris Newell]

I'm sorry?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you near a Papa. Papa dough?

[Chris Newell]

About 15, 20 minutes out.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll have a shrimp po. Boy, for me, please.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what is a Papa Dough? Is that like a wonderful restaurant in Plano, Texas?

[Josh Arnold]

In that area, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. Indicative. Indigenous, too indicative in that area.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They make bread over there.

[Christy Lee]

Is it pop like P, O, P, a D, O, U, G, P, a.

[Josh Arnold]

P, a, D, E, A, U, X?

[Tom Griswold]

Cajun?

[Josh Arnold]

Very much so, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's tasty.

[Chick McGee]

Tasty stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris, our guest. Our guest is Chris. Chris Newell, who certainly regrets. Regrets responding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. Would have rather slept in.

[Tom Griswold]

Chris, Chris, Chris.

[Chick McGee]

What does it take to put me in this car today? What's my monthly payment?

[Tom Griswold]

Chris, do you have brothers and sisters?

[Chris Newell]

I have a sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, who was she? Is she older than you or younger than you?

[Chris Newell]

She is older.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. So she was the first Noel you see? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You like that joke, Chris?

[Chris Newell]

You know, I heard that all the time growing up.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been trying to get a chuckle out of that joke all week long. Ever since you won, Nothing. Every time we try it. Well, in our eyes. In our eyes, Chris, you are our favorite Noel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Man wants to go back to sleep. Thanks, Chris. It's been really good talking to you.

[Josh Arnold]

See you, man.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chris.

[Chick McGee]

What a cool guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I really like him. Now, coming up, we're going to talk with another cool guy. He is Al Jackson. Who is Al Jackson? No matter what, he's always cooler than I am. I try.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet face.

[Tom Griswold]

People see me in AL together and they. They know he's the cool guy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to hurt your feelings.

[Chick McGee]

No, they see you at AL together. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

That Tom's driver.

[Josh Arnold]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

See, I was going to go.

[Josh Arnold]

This will be the last time we speak with Al Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's plenty of time for them to review this. One of the last shows. Why are we going to have those guys back?

[Tom Griswold]

These are the Aoto Part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel, U.S. soccer Club.

[Tom Griswold]

Reality says the odds are stacked against us.

[Josh Arnold]

To think our U.S. men's National Team.

[Chick McGee]

Can ever raise the world's biggest trophy, be the first soccer team to beat them at football? Never.

[Josh Arnold]

But here's the thing about us.

[Chick McGee]

Refusing to accept reality is kind of our thing. Being unrealistic, that's not a flaw.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a force.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fuel.

[Pat Godwin]

Because if you want to be great.

[Chick McGee]

And make history, never chase reality. Join us soccer insiders today.

[Pat Godwin]

Be part of the journey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show with the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And hello. Tom, my, my man.

[Josh Arnold]

Nervous for a second.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

How's it going?

[Chick McGee]

Howdy do indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that I've been using this lint roller?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Tell us about it.

[Josh Arnold]

And also tell our guest about it, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's up there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Al, look at this. You're holding a. You got a microphone like you're doing stand up, right? Yes, Right. Now, look at this. See this? Can you see me? This lint roller?

[Chick McGee]

I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Whenever I pick this up, I go, hey, everybody, how's it going tonight? Got anybody got any birthdays out there?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, you're every kid's dream. Yeah, every kid grows up singing into the. The back of a hairbrush. And you. You made it onto the mic, Tom. It's a big deal, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this nice? Should I do the whole show like this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

It'll be your last show, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm actually quite disappointed right now. Well, I.

[Ace Cosby]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

You see, you can see I have this giant glow line highlighter, the orange one from Promarks. I. I like to have a highlighter doing the show. And I sent away for these and they just arrived this morning.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And nothing.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean nothing?

[Chick McGee]

They're dry.

[Tom Griswold]

They're dry.

[Christy Lee]

They're dry. Do you.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

You set away for highlighters?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because I thought they were extra large. Nothing. Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Let me see if I can write with it. No, it's not really.

[Christy Lee]

Did you push on it?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you supposed to. You put them in. You're supposed to lick them.

[Chick McGee]

Try to lick it.

[Christy Lee]

Lick it. Get it wet.

[Josh Arnold]

Suck on it real good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not gonna lick it.

[Chick McGee]

I think this thing's from China, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably half fat.

[Chick McGee]

Watch this. Do you have the. Do you have the decanter and the reservoir to dip the pen in the ink?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You got to have that or it's not gonna work.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's highlight our. I don't. I have. I'll go test the other ones.

[Ace Cosby]

But Tom, I had a random question. Like as, as you guys are coming back from break, do you remember that group Snap? I got the power.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, do you think they still have money?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, not all, not all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great question. You could go that, that'd be a good TV show.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people broke.

[Tom Griswold]

Broke. I think the one hit wonders.

[Chick McGee]

I think the, the members of Snap who stood in the front still have numbers or money. I think.

[Christy Lee]

They still play that.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

They play it in arenas.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. But I think Chrissy Lee, I think what Chick is saying is there was a period of time where bands didn't understand one check and that's going to be divided right. By 48 band members. I remember like Arrested Development, that saying, ah, time everyday people.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Like there was like, there was like a 83 year old guy in that band. There were like a ton of people in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I think you gotta, you gotta get those numbers down. So I just, but I mean my thought is like, think about like how streaming brought so many like artists that were kind of gone but now like stream, you see Wham just overtook Mariah Carey for the number one. Yeah. So it's like I, Yeah, I think like, I think streaming maybe like they were down on their luck and then all of a sudden they're like, hey, the Wham Guy. Random song.

[Tom Griswold]

The, the other guy wrote it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's making the money and good thing is George ain't with us anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

But he, George Michael wrote that tune and that's where the money is.

[Josh Arnold]

George Michael's in the great big rest stop in the sky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oceanside, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Which tune is this? Oh yeah, yeah, there you go. Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a cool song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Every once in a while, Al, you'll find one of these.

[Josh Arnold]

One of these.

[Tom Griswold]

One hit one. You can kill that. You'll find one of these.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with it? You know what? You're just, you're, you can't connect, man.

[Show Announcer]

With the kids.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you know what I think about when I hear this song? I picture Tom with that song blasting while he's picking up one of his daughters from dance practice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And there is in no universe where Tom should have ever heard that song in the wild, yet he's like sitting there listening to it. But that's a catchy song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is good. But conversely, all these classic rock songs are coming back to my little girls, you know, 9 and 13 or 12 because of movies. And stuff. So they'll.

[Ace Cosby]

So like, what's one song?

[Chick McGee]

A lot of Stranger Things. Do they have strange 80s music?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd have to look at my little list. But yeah, every once in a while something will come on and they'll go, oh yeah, that's from so and so. It'll be some, you know, old Bob Seeger tune. Then how do you know that one? But I went down the. The rabbit hole the other day of. Of some one hit wonder stuff and I landed on that song, that Lee Michael Song. Been 14 days.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Since I don't know when.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was, I was kind of wondering whatever happened to that guy. Apparently he's incredibly successful and very wealthy.

[Christy Lee]

But not from music.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, from other stuff. So you never know.

[Chick McGee]

He owns three Culver's.

[Ace Cosby]

How many songs do you need to tour? Because I know that there's a lot of hip hop acts that were big in the 90s, like Rob Basic. It takes two. And you know, he doesn't have an entire catalog catalog to tour on his own and he couldn't sell that many seats. But a lot of these people, you know, kind of buddy up. So if you had three pretty big songs, you're good.

[Tom Griswold]

Or pretty big songs, three is fine.

[Ace Cosby]

Here with like four other bands, you can do like a 90s reunion. 90s hip hop or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Ace Cosby]

So I think you need about three hits.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch the P. Diddy thing? Did you watch that Netflix?

[Ace Cosby]

I absolutely did.

[Christy Lee]

Wow, that was so something. I learned a lot about the 90s culture and the music and the business.

[Josh Arnold]

He really is a misunderstood hero.

[Christy Lee]

He should be in prison for the rest of his life.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are differing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I didn't see it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, the whole Biggie Smalls thing and yeah, it's. You should watch it. It's very.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Christy Lee, they, they marketed it like, you know, the Reckoning of Diddy and they should have marketed it. Hey, did we just F around and solve the Biggie Tupac murders?

[Tom Griswold]

Think we did.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

That. That should. It would have been a little bit long. But I think that, I mean, you know what? I thought more than anything, just on a very baseline level with that documentary is imagine what kind of person you have to be where they can make a four hour documentary about how awful you are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, and it's not one person person. It's dozens of adults that do not know each other.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

All telling a different story about. Christy Lee ripped me off one Time. She took my tires, she took my husband. Like, imagine that many people.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

It was wrong.

[Ace Cosby]

Amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

All the people that worked with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Yeah, everyone.

[Christy Lee]

He screwed over everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

And he got out of stuff legally. Boy, did he get out of it all right.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry I changed the subject, but yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about those bands. Touring is what clicked in my head because he put together a lot of those shows where they would put, you know, bands that had one or two hits, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I think there are one hit wonders that can still tour.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you tour off two songs?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the opening for?

[Tom Griswold]

People remember the guy that did that song, We Swinging?

[Chick McGee]

John Anderson you're aware of, because in.

[Tom Griswold]

His concert he played Swinging to open, then he played it in the middle and played it again at the end.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think that's fair.

[Tom Griswold]

I was there.

[Josh Arnold]

He probably didn't do that in 1999 because he had more hits by then.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move forward. We have like, one minute. Al, you got to give me a word, see if I know what a. Rephrase. What's happening.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, Tom, as we approach the end of the year, I. I think honestly, you're past one word, so I have a couple phrases, okay. That combine words we've learned, and you're going to tell everybody what they mean because you know, these. Okay, so, Tom, let's start off with something easy. Tom, what is a low key bop?

[Josh Arnold]

We just got a huge laugh from Jeff. Okay. Off, off, Mike. He must know what it is. He must also know that Tom will never know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this in the realm of human sexuality?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, is. Is it referencing the bebop movement in jazz?

[Ace Cosby]

The bebop movement that has something to do with music. So I'll. I'll give you that.

[Tom Griswold]

A low key bop. Is it something in the world of hip hop music?

[Ace Cosby]

No, just music in general. A song you'd be saying. You would be saying something about a song. So you. Bop means, you know, it refers to a song. So what would a low key bop mean?

[Tom Griswold]

A lesser hit.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a good beat, but it doesn't totally rock or it's not you. You can't move to it, but you kind of. You can kind of just kind of nod your head.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like it's an under the radar, good song. So a bop is just a good. A song you like. So you. You nailed it, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a toe tapper. Not a stand up and cheer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You just be like, ah, this is a weird song, but I don't hate it, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now could you use that in with regard to like, a person? Yeah, I ran into J. Jerry, who's a low key Bob man.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You know what I really do consider to be a low key BOP AL is Mr. Wendell by arrested Development.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a good.

[Ace Cosby]

That is. Speaking of arrested development, that's a perfect kind of song. That's not a song that you go to out to the club and like, grind against a woman. That would be your future wife. Yeah, it's just a song where it comes on.

[Chick McGee]

You're like, I kind of like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do. Like, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, last time you dance or have you ever d. Grinded against a woman while you're dancing? Dancing?

[Tom Griswold]

One in public does not do such things.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

One. One doesn't do that in public, does one?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You're exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Getting freaky on a dance floor is a thrill.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this freaky? Involve clothing.

[Ace Cosby]

I miss those days that I love. I really do. I. I mean, I would be terrified to do it now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, there's no way. I wouldn't even walk in. But yeah, you could go to.

[Christy Lee]

But that's what wedding receptions are for now.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but somebody's aunt is there. Like, I don't want to get too crazy.

[Chick McGee]

So now, Josh, when you say you got freaky on the dance floor, and isn't it exciting?

[Josh Arnold]

You a girl you've never. You've seen for two seconds when you go up behind her and then she's.

[Chick McGee]

Grinding on you, don't even go over and ask, may I have this?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's your eyes kind of meet for two seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you. Then do you pair in singles or fives? No, that's not.

[Ace Cosby]

Josh. You understand in this generation, never will. Because now there's Instagram where you can kind of dip your toe in and like a couple photos and she gets that you recognize her. There is a period of time where real men like me and Josh roam the earth, where we used to go into bars and dance clubs and cold call women.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You just walked up and you were like, this is I'm Josh. What. What it do?

[Josh Arnold]

And we didn't even have the Glengarry leads.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Tom, did you hear what Al just said? I'm Al. What it do? And you start dancing. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you know. Do you know what? Me and my boy. I'm not gonna say his name. He's a married man now. But how? We used to pick up girls in bars in the, I don't know, late 90s, early 2000s. You know, we. I would walk up and there'd be like a 4 top of women having drinks, and I just tap the table and I'd be like, al Jackson, ask around.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just walk away.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. No, nobody tells you. I've seen this live. Live in action, and it absam lutely works. Unbelievable.

[Ace Cosby]

And goes, man, he's so silly. That's my friend. Anyway, let's get some drinking. Then I make a lap and come back like, I'm so silly.

[Josh Arnold]

What are we drinking?

[Tom Griswold]

It worked every time. I just do the old fashioned way. Have you seen the keys to my BMW? Oh, yeah, that works.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. There it is. I'm sorry, Al.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh, we're late. We're out of time, Al.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Happy holidays alone.

[Ace Cosby]

All right. Happy holidays. Come see me in at the Toledo Funny Bone on New Year's.

[Chick McGee]

Love, y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All. Well, that'll be cool. Toledo Funny Bone, New Year's eval. Jackson, keep looking at your mailbox. Something's on the way. Okay, now we got a bunch of stuff we got to get to still, including our. Our nativity scene gone very wrong.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. What it do?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

What a great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Good evening, madam. What it do do? Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Tom. Ask around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's. That is a baller move. I would. I'd fall for that.

[Kevin Harlan]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, I'd fall for that. Tell me more, Al. Yes. Really cool.

[Christy Lee]

Who the hell's that guy? I'm gonna ask around, but you could try that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, I'm Pat. Did you drive?

[Pat Godwin]

Because I'm wasted.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, so much for that anonymous part, I guess. I don't know what he's trying to. To pull, but you've been hearing a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot on this show lately, a lot about something called an annuity.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, an annuity. What'd it do?

[Tom Griswold]

What it do? Well, it do. It do pay you when you call it quits and you retire. The idea is you'll still have money coming in on a regular basis. That's all laid out then. You can count on it. That's what annuities are all about. And the experts, of course, are the folks at the Silac Insurance Company. Silac. Help me here, Chick McGee, if you want to find information about annuities, where do you go?

[Chick McGee]

The Silac website. And that is silac ins.com that's s I l a c I n s.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is interesting. How about this idea? A 20% bonus by taking that 401k and getting that put into a Silac annuity. Now I want to learn more about that. So I went to silacins.com Chick Magee is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Go to silacins.com and click on the Bob and Tom logo to request more information.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out about that. This is really cool. Once again, a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Silac ins.com request more information.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recap. Capture Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're either late or pregnant. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Next Roll with Vernon Davis. The transformative journeys of athletes, artists and entrepreneurs. We have very special guests.

[Ace Cosby]

Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Franklin.

[Tom Griswold]

Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's the TV shows, just tap into the truth. That's what I bring to every project.

[Ace Cosby]

Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys.

[Tom Griswold]

People always ask, how did you make it to the NFL? How did you get into acting? There's a story behind all of that. It's about whether you're willing to tell your story or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Next role isn't about what's next. It's about why they do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Next role with Vernon Davis.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick show. Share. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Reviewing a welcome aboard spreadsheet over here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, checking out the 12 days of Christmas fees the PNC Financial Services Corporation has provided for us. Yes, the maids and milk. Smoking. That's the cheapest thing on here. They are really getting ripped off. Well, they need to get a union now. Let's move forward. Here we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What is happening?

[Christy Lee]

A woman in Texas has been hospitalized after she was kicked in the face by a camel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

During a live nativity performance. This incident occurred at Champion Forest Baptist Church's annual Christmas spectacular. Video footage shows the camel being led down and on aisle when its hind leg juts out and strikes the woman who is seated by the aisle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's in a pew.

[Unknown Announcer]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

She was taken to a hospital and is reported to be recovering from her injury.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a buddy hurt by a camel. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Lung cancer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. That'll tell you different kind of camo.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

You're. You're proud of that camel.

[Josh Arnold]

Non filtered.

[Tom Griswold]

See that camel?

[Josh Arnold]

And a lot of those churches go all out. They really. All the animals and costumes.

[Christy Lee]

So cool. There's one over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And if you own a camel, by the way. Tis the season.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Break all your money and the prices.

[Tom Griswold]

The prices go way up as they should.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Demand and such.

[Tom Griswold]

You know you've been kicked in the face by a horse, right?

[Christy Lee]

I was headbutted by a horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

That's the big difference. That's the story.

[Pat Godwin]

Did that horse have a name?

[Josh Arnold]

We forget for the purposes of this song.

[Kevin Harlan]

Should it or.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't think it did.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Christy went to a polo party with the polo ponies all around There was wine and cheese and high noons and a dead DJ was spinning new sounds Christy had a few whines and was feeling no pain Having fun and getting buzzed she went to nuzzle a cute little horsey but he wasn't feeling it Just because she got head butted at a party by a horse with no name and now her eye is black and inflamed at the party she couldn't remember her name and there ain't no pills for to give you no pain.

[Chick McGee]

La la la la la la la.

[Christy Lee]

La la la la la.

[Pat Godwin]

One more time.

[Christy Lee]

La la la la la la la.

[Pat Godwin]

La la la la la la.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody. Every part of that is true.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Every single part of that song is true.

[Tom Griswold]

You got headblowers.

[Christy Lee]

There was a dj, there was a polo match. There was wine, there was cheese. Yes. Every. Every bit of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there blood?

[Christy Lee]

No blood.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I thought I was fine. I just put ice on my eye and I went about my day. The next morning was when I went to the hospital.

[Chick McGee]

Lots and lots of colors. Remember that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen one of these giant live nativities?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

With the. With the whole cast and.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I went to one once.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was there like a lightning hit?

[Tom Griswold]

There are some people being critical in the audience.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Really?

[Chick McGee]

I know her. She ain't no virgin.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, stuff like that, you don't. You never want to hear that. Yeah, unfortunately.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You walk through it. It's very. The one that I've gone to. I talk to you people.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody ever put Frankenstein? And when I was a kid, I used to think of the Frankenstein and myrrh thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I was. Still am very proud of it.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't spend a lot of time in church, admit that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a donkey, by the way?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

There wasn't the one I was.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What we got. We got a pig, we got a donkey.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think there are any pigs.

[Christy Lee]

Dog, donkey, camel.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a dog. Aardvark.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

The wise men write in on the camels.

[Chick McGee]

You mean the wise men.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what she said.

[Tom Griswold]

One camel.

[Josh Arnold]

The wiseman.

[Christy Lee]

They each have a camel. The three wise men.

[Tom Griswold]

So to do a good. So do a decent.

[Christy Lee]

Would have three camels.

[Tom Griswold]

Three camels.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know the wise men didn't come in on donkeys? That's why Jesus got there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's written in the Bible.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you don't think they could have forgotten and camel, donkey, whatever. Just put something down. You don't think that might have been a possibility?

[Christy Lee]

There's a little drummer boy there, too.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was at your two humper or one humper? Camel.

[Josh Arnold]

Two, if you're going to ride it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because the one humper is the dromedary. Right.

[Christy Lee]

If you draw. If you try to ride the one.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's uncomfortable, actually, you sit between the two humps.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. So is. Was it a two humper? Do we know?

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh darn. I feel like we really did. Just answer that. Ten seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and why don't you just look it up and what joke are you trying to get to? No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Into a joke. Just. I'm gonna. I'm gonna Google and find out how many.

[Josh Arnold]

Please do. In the animals there were.

[Christy Lee]

Could we focus on the present and not worry about that now?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a time I'm gonna get.

[Christy Lee]

On my.

[Chick McGee]

Number two?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to have some facts. That's all I ask for.

[Christy Lee]

Well, look it up on your own time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, look it up on your own.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you. You know, Christy, I'll tell you what. Wasn't there.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

There were no Chinchillas there.

[Christy Lee]

No, there were not. There are no chinchillas in the desert.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's none at your house, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

You told your husband you wanted to get a new chinchilla.

[Chick McGee]

When is your. When is your anniversary?

[Christy Lee]

May.

[Chick McGee]

And what.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

How many numbers?

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Three.

[Chick McGee]

Third anniversary, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

The gift.

[Chick McGee]

Look it up. It's chinchilla.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

A chinchilla coat.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. An actual. That's the only thing I remember about your chinchilla. It shook itself in front of me and I heard slapped or something.

[Christy Lee]

It was shaking all the dust off it. Just taking a bath.

[Chick McGee]

Evil devil incarnate. Evil spitting.

[Christy Lee]

Sweet. Hey. Authorities in Florida were called to a Winn Dixie recently after a 911 caller reported some people having a sexual romp outside the store.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have. I have edited this as much as humanly possible. The. The actual description is brutal.

[Christy Lee]

When police arrived, they found three individuals lying in the parking lot allegedly involved in an act of public. He calls it intimate. A 45 year old woman, partially unclothed while a man was positioned in a sexually explicit manner. And a second man nearby.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Who allegedly was exposed and aroused. Was he waiting his turn? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what he was doing.

[Christy Lee]

But all three were taken into custody and face charges including engaging in a lewd and lascivious act. Police note this is the second time in the past three months the woman has been charged in connection with public sexual behavior.

[Josh Arnold]

She loves it. What are you gonna do?

[Christy Lee]

She's a voyeur.

[Tom Griswold]

And this was in Winn Dixie?

[Pat Godwin]

More like a win win, Am I right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I saw the mug shots. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Some Argos.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's not gonna post it.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is brutal, huh? The good. They. So. But they were in the Winn Dixie parking lot. And.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, on the. On the ground. That had to hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the one guy was, I think, standing by and he was standing.

[Josh Arnold]

By if, you know, he liked what he saw.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

And I.

[Chick McGee]

So let me get this straight. There's. There's one girl and there's at least two guys that we know of, plus another guy looking on.

[Christy Lee]

No, there's one girl, one guy doing it and another guy waiting. Waiting his turn, so to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and he's ready to.

[Josh Arnold]

Ready pleasuring himself?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, I mean, but they have a system in place and he's potentially. He's on deck. So to speak.

[Unknown Announcer]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or he just wanted to watch. Watch and enjoy himself while he would want.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it seems like she has a history of this, so maybe she. Well, maybe she solicits. Hey, do you want to have sex with me in the parking lot?

[Chick McGee]

Or would you like to wait and watch? Or she. She's not hurting.

[Tom Griswold]

She got fined the previous time because she was doing it in the handicap kneecaps.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Even if you have a.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I don't care if she's just a sick loser out there in the.

[Christy Lee]

Talk about. This is a weird story. A man is in custody after. This is another Florida situation. What goes on in Florida?

[Chick McGee]

All right, it's those little bugs you can't get rid of.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the.

[Christy Lee]

No, See them?

[Josh Arnold]

Palmetto fever.

[Christy Lee]

A man is in custody after he allegedly sliced open and bit into a dead hole hog in Palm Beach, Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you do this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get the. Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

Listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Bacteria. When it's warm.

[Christy Lee]

Jonathan Houston brought the hog's carcass to a public sidewalk in the midtown beach area and recorded himself biting into the dead animal.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is a tick tock thing then, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Potentially.

[Christy Lee]

The 27 year old who records videos of himself eating raw animal meat for social media content.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Was also witnessed cutting the animal open and spilling its blood on the sidewalk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you guys. You guys want to like, like watching this? My viewers here. Look at this.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Houston confirmed that he was eating a deceased hog and provided police with the corresponding video.

[Josh Arnold]

Look what I'm doing here.

[Christy Lee]

Some of which had already been shared online. He was taken into custody on a charge of criminal mischief for creating a potential biohazard fire. Rescue officials had to be called in to wash down the scene.

[Chick McGee]

Had to wash down the scene.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's. That's your pork tartare, basically.

[Christy Lee]

Really stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's just trying to get hits on.

[Chick McGee]

How many social media ways could you get sick doing that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, let us count the ways.

[Tom Griswold]

Which. What is that? Trichinosis. What do you get from.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's what it is.

[Chick McGee]

That's those little. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Worms.

[Chick McGee]

Parasites, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, parasites.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

They live in your body.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we've been talking about great gifts for the holiday season, and this one's great for the week after Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I like about it? It's easy. All you have to do is go online.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy convenient.

[Chick McGee]

Click, click, click.

[Tom Griswold]

What am I talking about, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Mm.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry to bother everyone. Every bite is backed by their 100%.

[Tom Griswold]

It was very good.

[Christy Lee]

Tom loves a good pun. You know that.

[Chick McGee]

It was very good. You know I'd rather hear that than some raucous laughter anytime. It was very, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I've already got some jumbo franks I'm bringing to my brothers on Christmas Eve because we just kind of have a potluck or pitch in, whatever you want to call it. And everybody brings some good stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to win because you're going to be bringing the best stuff because you're bringing stuff from Omaha Steaks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I am going to be the champ with all those jumps.

[Tom Griswold]

All that's the most important thing about a pitch in winning.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

You very much, Josh. When we come back, I've got a little treat for for you. Quiz wise audio quiz. Get your ears on. We have ours on in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

To the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

I think you need a break. Worse than.

[Tom Griswold]

Just happened.

[Chick McGee]

And here's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and I like this intro. Yeah, this is like a tango, samba.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a Ramsey Lewis feel.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Or is it a song? Tango, samba, Sambo.

[Christy Lee]

It's a little fast.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I feel fine because now.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Now he's in it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a combination.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We're gonna move forward here. Hey, Christine.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd I do?

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Spoke too soon.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta find it. Okay, Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Thursday, December 18th.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Now, I was. I was toying with this. So this is going to be your hint.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. A fun quiz.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Don't. Don't tell us any of them. Just make them all in quiz.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Here we go. Ready? Yep. Pay close attention. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it. Big fan.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm going to go Killers.

[Josh Arnold]

It has something to do with history and killers. This is named after a historic figure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The band.

[Tom Griswold]

The band is. Yes. Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew Josh would.

[Chick McGee]

Warren G. Harding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Fernandez. Side.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Harding in the hard on.

[Tom Griswold]

What you say?

[Pat Godwin]

Fernandez.

[Tom Griswold]

Fernandez.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not. You're close.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

As we know, your son turned me out of this.

[Tom Griswold]

World War I was started when Mr. Fernandez was assassinated.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Franz Ferdinand.

[Tom Griswold]

Franz Ferdinand. Is it Franz or is it Franz?

[Christy Lee]

Why Probably Franz.

[Chick McGee]

Why always with this I.

[Josh Arnold]

With the music. You always hear Franz Ferdinand.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Franz Ferdinand.

[Josh Arnold]

You do? That's a. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you say like it could be Franz Ferdinand? You don't have to say like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Franz Ferdinand.

[Tom Griswold]

But isn't it.

[Chick McGee]

But if it's Franz Fernandes, you just don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I Never hear the DJs on the alt nation.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do you go Afghanistan or. Afghanistan or Afghanistan.

[Pat Godwin]

What about you?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know something? I'm not gonna go there on my break.

[Chick McGee]

What about Abba and Fernando? Or Fernando.

[Tom Griswold]

I. First of all, it's Abba.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Fernando. Well played, Fernando.

[Christy Lee]

Fernando.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, happy birthday, friends. Ferdinand. Not the band. But hey, he's famous for going a. Oh, that's f. F. Ferdinand. Thank you, Josh. Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

They were going to pump you up.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Hans and Franz Fer.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Joseph Stalin, born on this date in 1878.

[Chick McGee]

Leader Joey S. Bank robber.

[Josh Arnold]

Invented the Stalin for breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Got things done.

[Tom Griswold]

He was not the one. His mustache, for some reason, is still okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know how he got.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's your classic bushy mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but Hitler ruined a mustache style all on his own.

[Chick McGee]

He robbed a bank and gave the money to Lennon. That's how I got into Joe Stalin, bank robber.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Happy birthday. Ty Cobb. By some accounts a horrible human being.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a lot of that's been debunked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrific book out there. I can. I'd let you guys borrow it, but I know you don't read.

[Chick McGee]

Give me the. Give me the title and I'll have someone Much like a toddler. I'll have someone read it to me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I will pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Some great. One of the greats. Keith Richards. Happy birthday, 1943. So he's 82. And did you see this sad news? The Stones were going to do a European tour and they canceled it.

[Josh Arnold]

A lack of interest.

[Tom Griswold]

Two days ago.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Keith.

[Pat Godwin]

Keith can't pull it off.

[Tom Griswold]

He said he's not. He's healthy, but doesn't want to do four months on the road.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, happy birthday, Mr. Richards.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh, that's him.

[Tom Griswold]

You know you cut out the smokes, right?

[Chick McGee]

Keith Blues.

[Tom Griswold]

No more alcohol. Except for.

[Josh Arnold]

And Johnny Depp And Pirates is 100% Keith Richards, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, they didn't. They even cast him as his dad or.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's in one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, could you do a dialogue between Ronnie Wood, the other guitar player, and Keith?

[Chick McGee]

Ronnie.

[Tom Griswold]

Do. Do any.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do. Now do. Keith.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's rock and roll.

[Tom Griswold]

We actually spoke to Ron Wood once. It was fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was in here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's. He is by. A friend of mine. Actually knows him really well. He's a great guy and a terrific painter. Terrific artist.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Great artist.

[Chick McGee]

Paints houses.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't paint houses.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Steven Spielberg. Born in 1946.

[Josh Arnold]

Never made a good film.

[Chick McGee]

You're not right. Wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm very wrong. That guy.

[Christy Lee]

Then you have a new one coming out.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't wait. Dialogue day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Disclosure day. Disclosure Dialog Dialogue day is rather, rather expositionary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. A lot of talking in the.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to see dialogue.

[Chick McGee]

Is this Ty Cobb? A terrible beauty. Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't remember.

[Pat Godwin]

Top of the cob, is it?

[Christy Lee]

It's not top of the cob.

[Josh Arnold]

Cob salad.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, for his birthday Present. Present for Mr. Spielberg. I'm going to make sure that Richard Dreyfus is elsewhere. That's what he asked for. His. His presence is defined by the absence of Mr. Dreyfus. Apparently there's a club there. Happy birthday, Ray Liotta. Oops, sorry. He's gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's all right. We can still celebrate his body of work every day.

[Chick McGee]

I always wanted to be a gangster.

[Tom Griswold]

But do you ever see that great movie he's in?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't, don't, don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I know exactly.

[Chick McGee]

He thinks this is like some sort of conversation starter.

[Tom Griswold]

He purposely believes Johnson is in it. And There's a terrific Ms. Johnson he couldn't even remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Melanie Griffith.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Ms. Johnson.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't they still married? Nobody refers to her as the Johnson.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody's ever called her Melanie Johnson.

[Christy Lee]

They haven't been married for years.

[Chick McGee]

Wiener face.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I showed Antonio.

[Ace Cosby]

Ben.

[Tom Griswold]

Dennis.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now it's called something wild.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you did not.

[Chick McGee]

No. There's no way in hell.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't believe you didn't think I knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

Don Johnson's not in the film. Ray Liotta is. He's great. He's really scary. Happy birthday to our friend Ron White, the great comedian Tatar Salad. Mr. Salad to you, boy. And Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[Josh Arnold]

Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh, the here was way off, but the rest was okay.

[Chick McGee]

The rest was okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he changed his name to Cold Stone Steve Austin.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a really good. Got a really good ice cream game.

[Chick McGee]

About half peanut butter pieces.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's history. Okay, so to take that to class after you have an exam today, thank you very much. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Ace Cosby]

This is the show where we bring you in depth interviews with U.S. soccer stars.

[Tom Griswold]

This time, Sam Coffey.

[Christy Lee]

The World cup is in two years.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it time yet?

[Christy Lee]

Like, can we get back in into camp?

[Tom Griswold]

Tim Ream. We're going to continue to show other countries we're not going to be pushed.

[Ace Cosby]

Around and Jedi Robinson every time you.

[Tom Griswold]

Come back and you put the gym busy on and means more and more each time.

[Josh Arnold]

So we'll be back here with all the best stories.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

We've got a lot to talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

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