The BOB & TOM Show - December 19, 2024

Summary

Episode Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - December 19, 2024

The BOB & TOM Show, hosted by Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, delivered a spirited and humor-filled episode on December 19, 2024. The show seamlessly blended comedy, listener interactions, news satire, and guest contributions, ensuring an engaging experience for its nationwide audience.

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1. Holiday Comedy Skits

The episode kicked off with festive humor as Chick McGee recounted his chaotic experience at an office Christmas party. The skit featured exaggerated antics, including overindulgence and humorous interactions with a snowman, setting a light-hearted tone for the episode.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee [00:58]: "At the office Christmas party I started off with a Bacardi I didn't get sauced."

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2. Guest Interview: Comedian Mike Kaplan

Comedian Mike Kaplan, known for his appearance on Last Comic Standing where he placed fifth in 2010, joined the show to discuss his career and personal life. Mike shared insights about his relationship with his girlfriend, Rini, emphasizing their decision not to have children and their collaboration on upcoming comedic projects.

Notable Quotes:

• Mike Kaplan [60:26]: "This is called the Tom Griswold Christmas Song."
• Mike Kaplan [61:12]: "I'm gonna fix it. That is what a divorce means, is you have a solution to a problem."

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3. Satirical News Stories

The hosts delved into several humorous takes on recent news:

• Deez Nuts' Arrest: A Wisconsin man legally changed his name to Deez Nuts and was later arrested for disorderly conduct after a confrontation involving a BB gun. The segment highlighted the absurdity of the situation with playful banter.

  Notable Quote:

  • Chick McGee [65:08]: "He petitioned to change his name from Derek Lee Kroll to Deez Nuts Kroll."

• Urinating in a Police Car: A woman in Ohio was charged after crashing her vehicle into a cemetery and then urinating inside a police patrol car. The hosts humorously speculated about the circumstances and potential repercussions.

• Body Found via Google Street View: Authorities in Spain arrested two individuals based on Google Street View images showing a person placing a body in a car trunk, illustrating the role of technology in modern law enforcement.

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4. NBA All-Star Game Format Critique

The show featured a spirited discussion on the revamped NBA All-Star Game format. The hosts expressed skepticism about the changes, questioning whether the new mini-tournaments and shorter games would enhance or detract from the traditional appeal of the All-Star festivities.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee [43:41]: "The NBA All Star Game will feature you."

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5. Pigskin Picks Competition

Eddie Bonilla emerged as the winner of the Week 15 Pigskin Picks competition by accurately predicting all 16 games. This achievement earned him a $500 gift certificate from Steven Singer Jewelers, celebrating his impressive streak from Buckeye State.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee [125:50]: "Edward, congratulations. You were one of 13 to get all 16 games correct in week 15."

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6. Sexy Time: Listener Love Life Advice

In the absence of regular host Ali Breen, the show took over the "Sexy Time" segment, addressing listener-submitted questions about their love lives. Topics ranged from managing jealousy in polyamorous relationships to navigating political disagreements within marriages, all delivered with the show's signature humor.

Notable Exchange:

• Pat Godwin [144:03]: "I'm on probation."
• Chick McGee [144:02]: "Dear Ally, my husband is a pilot..."

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7. Comedy Bits and Discussions

The hosts shared their opinions on the popular movie Love Actually, with some expressing disdain for its narrative and character dynamics. Additionally, they touched upon topics like name changes, the impact of the internet on privacy, and evolving cultural norms affecting relationships and comedy.

Notable Discussion:

• Josh Arnold [121:08]: "I realized I definitely will have enough money to make it till I die. Because if I run out of money, then I'll die."

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8. Promotions and Announcements

While adhering to the user's request to minimize advertisements, the show briefly mentioned:

• Steven Singer Jewelers: Encouraging listeners to visit ihatestevensinger.com for exclusive deals, including a $500 gift certificate prize.
• Omaha Steaks Promotion: Highlighting a 50% discount with the promo code "BTS" for holiday shoppers.

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9. Conclusion and Wrap-Up

As the episode neared its end, the hosts encouraged listeners to participate in upcoming competitions, attend comedian Mike Kaplan's shows in Columbus, Ohio, and continue engaging with the show’s various platforms. The lively interactions, combined with the comedic and satirical content, ensured a memorable and enjoyable episode for all listeners.

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The BOB & TOM Show on December 19, 2024, exemplified its blend of humor, listener engagement, and topical satire, providing a comprehensive and entertaining experience for its audience.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

At the office Christmas party I started off with a Bacardi I didn't get sauced.

[Pat Godwin]

But right now I'm lost It's Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

And I wonder where I am I.

[Christy Lee]

Had a beer at my brother's had eggnog at my mother's Then two bottles of wine which automobile is mine?

[Chick McGee]

It's Christmas and I of where I.

[Christy Lee]

Am Someone caught me dancing with a snowman A policeman came and put me in his car he said, are you drunk? And I said, no, man, but could you drop me off at the next bar? I guess my wife must be missing.

[Josh Arnold]

Who'S this dog that I'm kissing?

[Christy Lee]

They say his name's Spot and he.

[Chick McGee]

Likes me a lot It's Christmas and.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder where I am I was looking for a lady I could dance.

[Pat Godwin]

With so I stood beneath the mistletoes.

[Christy Lee]

Someone said, you'll have a better chance if you take the lampshade off and.

[Chick McGee]

Put back on your clothes. A lampshade?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that the best time to be going? I'm naked. Is it still snowing?

[Chick McGee]

It's time.

[Christy Lee]

I should leave.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be back New Year's Eve.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen my hat? I wouldn't want to freeze.

[Chick McGee]

What a party.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you wish you were peeing? Happy holidays. Hello. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold, Chick. He's over there at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. You think we're up for an Ace Cosby joke of the day this early?

[Chick McGee]

Tom, what do you think? Wow. Special edition.

[Christy Lee]

What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

I think we could do that in just a second. Sounds great.

[Christy Lee]

I'm chicken. Here's Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Christine's. Christie's. Christie's been awarded some awards. She's wearing a cleft. She's wearing some sort of patch there. She's a queen or something.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's from the Ralph Lauren Academy.

[Pat Godwin]

Graduated.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Where do you get the Nobel in? I forget.

[Christy Lee]

Not very many people can. You just gotta have, what, 150 bucks. And you can get that vest, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing more or shop at TJ Maxx.

[Pat Godwin]

It's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up today, comedian Mike Kaplan. He spells Mike Myq. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure what that means.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, he's, he's funny guy, but I've always. And he knows this. I've told him I have issues with him spelling Mike.

[Chick McGee]

Is that real or is that affectation?

[Christy Lee]

I, I, I'm real or not. It still exists and it's, it's troubling. He knows that I feel that way and I think it doesn't get in being funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Let Mike be Mike.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right. I'm just.

[Christy Lee]

Or my Q.

[Pat Godwin]

We wouldn't want Mike any other way.

[Chick McGee]

Good. We'll look forward to talking to him. We have a comedian, Al Jackson. We have Eddie Bonilla. Our pigskin picks winner. Once again, the streak of Buckeye winners. He is from Struthers, Ohio, and he.

[Christy Lee]

Is a Browns fan. Up there in Browns country, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, I met a fellow Browns fan recently.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You know, this weekend's a big battle of Ohio. Bengals and Browns. Cincinnati. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How many.

[Christy Lee]

Something's got to give.

[Chick McGee]

How many points are the Browns getting?

[Christy Lee]

7.

[Chick McGee]

I was just going to say 7 or 8. That'll be a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Damn it. I just.

[Chick McGee]

We'll talk with it. He was our big winner. And since today is Thursday, that means that, let's see, Week 16, NFL Pro Football begins this evening. You can be a winner.

[Christy Lee]

Sneak peek up on Chick McGee at the Chick McGee on Instagram. The picture up there. So go for that.

[Chick McGee]

That might. You could use that as your guide. Now, Chick is picking against the spread, as will Eddie be doing when he takes on Chick later today. But for our little competition, just pick the winners. You don't even have to know about the spread or what it even means. Bobandtom.com contest at stake. Each week, that $500 gift certificate from my buddy Steven Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. Needless to say, the clock is ticking. You might want to go to Stephen Singer's website. I hate stephensinger.com and grab something quickly. Yesterday I got caught up in shopping traffic.

[Tom Griswold]

Shopping fever.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I wasn't shopping. I was trying to. I was trying to get somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot. I forgot and I went the wrong way and all of a sudden.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, to get to our gym, you have to go by that mall.

[Pat Godwin]

It's kind of bad.

[Christy Lee]

Any.

[Pat Godwin]

Anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But the point being, we'll tell you a couple things. You can do to avoid the traffic.

[Christy Lee]

There was a traffic jam in my kitchen last night with the dogs laying on the. They've decided to start laying right in the middle of the kitchen in front of the sink. Why do they.

[Chick McGee]

Because you're in there.

[Christy Lee]

It's a high traffic area. It's a high traffic.

[Pat Godwin]

My cats do it too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

Right under your feet.

[Chick McGee]

Do they sleep in your room?

[Christy Lee]

No, they do not. But I read a survey. Dogs live 10 times longer that sleep with their owners.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Did I read that wrong?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That's not.

[Christy Lee]

I'm telling you, that's what it said.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that. It was written by an intern.

[Tom Griswold]

My dogs are gonna live forever.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw a meme that said cats live 10 times longer if they sleep in their owner's bed. Says a scientist. And then when you swiped, the scientist was a cat with glasses.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, see, that may have been.

[Christy Lee]

I forgot to swipe. Could have been a dog with glasses. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's so good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever allowed a dog to sleep in your bed?

[Chick McGee]

No, but not too long ago. The other day, a couple weeks ago, Kelly was at some event, and she got back and she was looking around trying to find Mr. Fletcher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a little one.

[Chick McGee]

It's the big one. Oh, the big one of them. One of the golden retrievers. And I was asleep, but it was reported to me the next morning. After searching the entire house, she walked in the master bedroom, if you will. What do they call it?

[Tom Griswold]

Primary.

[Chick McGee]

The primary bedroom. Sorry. Sorry, everybody. And there was Mr. Fletcher right next to me, asleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's so very sweet.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know he was there. I was asleep.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you get yelled at for letting him up in the bed?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Way to live, boy.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I just yelled at Fletcher the next day. He looked at me like, what? It's much more comfortable up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

So now we. Now then I'd started doing a little research. I looked up heated dog beds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really good for, like, dogs with arthritis and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And there's. There are a bunch of them. I haven't picked one out yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it really cold where they sleep?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that I don't know exactly. He always sleeps in the exact same spot. And I don't know why. If it's warm there or cold there or what he likes about it, but that's exactly that. One particular dog is always right there.

[Pat Godwin]

I just smell like his ass.

[Christy Lee]

Could be he feels. Yeah, he feels safe.

[Pat Godwin]

This is my spot.

[Christy Lee]

I smell my Ass. I'm safe.

[Chick McGee]

There was an incident yesterday. I went on. Bought one of those rug cleaners. You know, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you rent it or that?

[Chick McGee]

No, I bought. I bought the ones that are handheld.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you have the word dog? Diarrhea.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you feed your dogs a different dog food?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. He ate some. They. You know, he must have eaten something. So I did that for an hour and a half.

[Christy Lee]

I had my dog. She. The baby, she's just turned to. There's a dog on the back that. A back neighbor has a dog, okay, over the fence, and she knows the dog's there, so she goes the exact same spot and has chewed. Chewed a hole in the new fence about size of a dinner plate and can now look and see the dog. I had to call. I had to call my nice. The wonderful guys at Bullseye Fence and came over and fixed it. Fix the hole. She. She's not a dog. She's a beaver, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

She wants to.

[Pat Godwin]

She d. I put a window in.

[Christy Lee]

The exact same spot. And the guy. Of course. Wonderful people. Bullseye Fence. I've never seen anything like this.

[Chick McGee]

Yesterday we had a news story about a guy in India that had a tiger stick his head into the bathroom. Yes, well, if you're living in a place where there are tigers, don't you think you're here to make sure that the windows are, I don't know, made of steel?

[Christy Lee]

Is that your way of telling me I don't have that much to worry about? It's not a tiger. That's my. My back neighbor doesn't own a tiger.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty much what I'm saying. Okay, once again, coming up, we have our. Our pigskin picks. Winner and the shoe in of the week, of course, on the season against the spread. Mr. McGee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys know how great it's gone in the shoe into the week, hovering around 13 games above.500 for most of the season. And now the official record. I've been picking all the games, and this week, no exception. The Chick McGee on Instagram. 85 and 84 against the spread.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

I have both. All my fingernails up on the ledge trying to hang on.

[Chick McGee]

I assume you're going to pick a couple of college games since we got big ones. You're not. I'm not Anybody smelling it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't do that, Tom. I don't know what I'd do if you made fun of me.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, that excuses results. You can't do that.

[Christy Lee]

Good Lord. What what will I do? How will I live with myself?

[Pat Godwin]

This is the NFL shoeing of the week.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, true.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you pick the college book? I will. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. I have no right.

[Christy Lee]

Tom's College corner. One of those mortar boards on. You have a pointer.

[Chick McGee]

It's out of my lane, as they say. Friday's game coming up, we have a rather interesting incident in the graveyard. We have a guy whose actual name is Deez Nuts. D, E, D, E, E, Z.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding me?

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Nuts is in trouble?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, with a name like that, what did you expect?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that is his legal name, by the way. And there's a backstory to even that name. We'll be getting to that. Can you imagine? You're a judge calling Mr. D's nuts to the. Come on. You're going, geez, I went to law school for this.

[Christy Lee]

There is a process.

[Chick McGee]

I sweated my nuts off getting into law school and I got a guy named Deez Nuts in front of me.

[Christy Lee]

There's a process you go through to get your name changed and it has to be okayed by.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, this guy got to change the legal system twice. You'll see what happened. Also, we have graveyard news. A great happy story. A really happy story.

[Christy Lee]

Not after we get done with it.

[Chick McGee]

Involving school lunch that I think you're gonna like. I'm very excited about it right now. One of the most important things you can give for the holiday season is a gift that's also something for yourself. I'm talking about Raycon earbuds, because you can wear them and enjoy your life, or you can get those nice full headphones for your kids, put them in the backseat on that trip you're taking, and alas, peace, peace and quiet. The Raycon earbuds are the best chick. Magee, Tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Somebody walking around with one of those little white apple earbuds in their ear.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I've lost the other one.

[Chick McGee]

I've lost the other one. I found one in a mall parking lot once. It looked around. Hey, Anybody? Now that's why.

[Tom Griswold]

Get the Raycon.

[Chick McGee]

Get the Raycons. You'll be. You'll be better off. Trust me on this. Also coming up, we have urine in the news again. After we've had a couple interesting things in the world of urination. This time that involves going inside a police car. We'll find out why that's a bad idea. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Goofier than usual today, I think. Yeah, it was crazy in the break room. It was nice.

[Chick McGee]

Just trying to get organized. SK Singing in there.

[Christy Lee]

He sure was.

[Tom Griswold]

What was he singing?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a pain in the ass.

[Christy Lee]

That was the hook.

[Pat Godwin]

That really was the hook.

[Christy Lee]

It's a pain in the ass. We're all singing it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Somewhere I had a obscure request from Mr. Godwin. We can get to that in a few minutes. Well, did you. Did you see that email? Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm ready though.

[Chick McGee]

I'll do it. It's one of your Christmas classics. Classics? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How about some. How about some funky bass? You want some funky bass?

[Chick McGee]

Some funky bass.

[Christy Lee]

Funky, funky bass. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is this Larry Graham?

[Christy Lee]

It is Larry.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah. Sounds familiar. A little bit of Sly in the Family Stone.

[Pat Godwin]

Guessing they didn't call him the Graham Cracker.

[Christy Lee]

No, they did not. He was a bad man. He had a Graham Central Station.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, great. Many credit him with. Many credit Larry with a lot of the composition.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he didn't have anything to do with this one. This is all slime, man. Y'all know.

[Chick McGee]

This one?

[Christy Lee]

Cole, if you want me to stay.

[Pat Godwin]

I've got to look it up.

[Christy Lee]

It's all about.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to that.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, I only know the hits, and I love them, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well, this was. This was like the second played song on Spotify, but it got lost in the shuffle with Everyday People, and it was a hit.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Family Fair.

[Chick McGee]

That stuff is all wonderful. Now. Let's.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did. They never did a Christmas album, did they? I. I will die on the hill of. It's amazing how many great Christmas albums there are. I know. You know, how could anybody do another. I love them. I love all of them. I love.

[Pat Godwin]

And very good ones out there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's so many great ones.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So just. I. I kind of get tired of the same.

[Tom Griswold]

That was what I was gonna say. You hear the same songs.

[Chick McGee]

I like the songs. I just. I don't want to hear Bing's White Christmas more than a couple times when there's. There's some nice, newer versions.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Some nice, funky versions of some of the stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

You think that some of the Christmas songs, though, would stick around like. Like that you would hear more versions of rather than the same.

[Chick McGee]

The one I'm hearing the most versions of right now is this Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Donny Hathaway tune. That is.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's your favorite.

[Chick McGee]

And it's there. I just heard one yesterday. What was it, like, the Four Tops or something? Just.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just such a great, incredible Christmas album. Out is Seth McFarland.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

The guy's a crooner. He's a good singer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he has a couple. He's got a duet with Zooey Deschanel on there. That's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

He's really great. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He does one of the great. He does one of the great winter Christmas songs. You really don't hear much by anybody. That. It's a marshmallow world in the winter. I don't know that. You don't even know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

See, it's. It's under. It's under heard and underrated. That is a great, really good one. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's one of my favorite albums, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, very nice.

[Chick McGee]

What is the last Michael Buble new Christmas song to really, really hit? Obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

How old is Mariah Carey's.

[Chick McGee]

Mariah Carey? That's become number one again, by the way, even though that's a great one.

[Christy Lee]

How about we gotten to the point where people don't want to hear it anymore. Right. Don't we do that? Maybe that's benefiting.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just, I just, I just saw that it was number one again on Billboard, so.

[Christy Lee]

Backlash.

[Chick McGee]

But it's. It's hard to get one that becomes a classic.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. That's what, that's kind of what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you like, you know, in chestnuts, that roasting on it. That wasn't written that long ago.

[Chick McGee]

Like late 50s Mel Torme.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't that crazy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like Rudolph was written, what, in the, in the teens. The last teens. In the 19s.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, no, no, that's. Isn't that from the. Is that from the 40s or 50s Rudolph?

[Ace Cosby]

Is it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't think it was that recent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, we. I do know that I love the TV show, the animated.

[Pat Godwin]

All that Rankin Bass stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's wonderful. That's great. Well, we've. We'll get this song out of Pat as soon as I find the request. Pat. Sorry. Right now it's time to review some of the stuff that we learned on yesterday's show. I will remind.

[Christy Lee]

Time now to review some of the stuff we learned on yesterday's show.

[Chick McGee]

I'll remind you to go.

[Christy Lee]

Remind you that. Sorry, I just got.

[Chick McGee]

I'll remind you that you can go to bobandtom.com contest and to get your picks in before the game starts tonight in order to win that $500 gift certificate from our bunny, Steven Singer. Steven Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

1940 ish is when Rudolph was written.

[Chick McGee]

1940 ish. Okay. Wow. Thank you. I know among other things, yesterday on.

[Christy Lee]

The show, it hurts to turn off.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

We just sit and listen to music.

[Chick McGee]

Learned that Christmas was a week away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we did.

[Pat Godwin]

We learned that yesterday. Now we don't have to read everything on.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. I didn't make this list.

[Tom Griswold]

And now it's six days away.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I recall. I recall kind of a mini meeting. And honestly, the way things go, it was, it was my idea. I could tell you wanted to do the list and I was doing the list. But you wanted to do the list because you kept saying, you don't have to read everything on the list.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

And now we've given it to you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why would that be significant?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's only a week away, therefore, you need to do things.

[Christy Lee]

Santa's watching.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Right. Better be.

[Tom Griswold]

Drones are up there for. They're checking you out.

[Chick McGee]

Better get. Get those gifts. Let's see. We learned That a chick is hoping to become a ward of the state.

[Christy Lee]

Did I say that?

[Pat Godwin]

You did say that, yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of retiring, just be handcuffed briefly and transported to a facility. I believe your prison doesn't sound that bad.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever notice that every, every one of the, all those movies that at the end if someone's, you know, well, he's, he's, you know, getting old. Well, have you been out to see him? And it's always the guy in the wheelchair looking out the window when they come see him.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I, I wouldn't mind being the guy in the wheelchair looking out the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Or sitting on the front porch. No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I want to be in a facility being taken care of. Out the window, looking out the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And then somebody comes wheels me back to my room and I watch tv. They get, well, let's window time. And they come and get me and take me to the window.

[Chick McGee]

Now you'll recall in the movie the guy usually has a like a 6 inch scar just above his eyebrows where they performed a lobotomy. They try not to cut out the part of the brain that controls your bowels, so at least you're not sitting in your own mess.

[Pat Godwin]

Or you got J.T. walsh standing next to you just talking.

[Christy Lee]

Really? A really hairy woman. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is that, Is that Billy Bob Thornton?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. He doesn't care for it, but the.

[Christy Lee]

Thing is, if you think about it, he wrote it. Oh God, it's so funny.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we yesterday discussed the NBA cup and no one thought it was interesting except for me. So I'll pass on that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think America cares for the NBA Cup.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait to explain the new NBA All Star formats.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, we did not get to that yesterday. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

There's something.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, we'll have that coming up. Yes, we, we talked about buying things from television.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Like Ronco or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What it's called?

[Chick McGee]

Remco. Ronco, whatever. And Josh was guilty of buying a so called squeegee broom he saw on tv. And apparently not good.

[Pat Godwin]

Thumbs down.

[Christy Lee]

They got you. They got you, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Got you.

[Christy Lee]

So watch out, they'll get you.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen this as a certain hardware store around here? There's a section of as seen on tv. Oh, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, A lot of the. Like a Walmart will do that too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

It must be good. It was on tv.

[Christy Lee]

I just bought a frying pan for. All right, how much now? How Much would you pay? Why don't they hire me for those? I could do those.

[Pat Godwin]

You're very good at them.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever buy anything off your Instagram because they send you stuff? Oh, that looks.

[Christy Lee]

Let me tell you one time.

[Chick McGee]

There are.

[Christy Lee]

There are different times in a cycle, in a month or whatever you want to call it there. I am very susceptible to the Instagram merchandise. Have you noticed it'll all coincide with. I'll order it during that good cycle and then I'll get around to a bad cycle and something will come to like. What the hell is this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, why did I order this?

[Christy Lee]

It's a reindeer sweatshirt. I don't want a reindeer.

[Chick McGee]

They do have a. What is it called? Algorithm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever noticed that you'll wake up in the morning and there'll be whatever, 10 different pitches from different places you've bought stuff that all arrived within about a 15 minute period. They must know something.

[Tom Griswold]

They know what time people look at their.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they know and I. They probably also know what time you chick McGee bought stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And what it was.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. I'm sure they do.

[Chick McGee]

It would. It would appear on Thursdays at 3:30pm he's susceptible. Quick, hit him with one of these.

[Christy Lee]

Something else.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We had a really unusual story about a bat guano, if you will. Bat manure. A couple of bat crap guys are.

[Tom Griswold]

Using it as fertilizer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't use it as fertilizer. Apparently there. I don't know many details about this. Ace was saying you can buy it on, you can buy it online.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's what the story said. A guy bought it online and then one guy was getting it out of his own house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Getting it out of his attic and it killed him.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me a lung infection, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Back poop. Yikes. But they were growing marijuana with it and smoked it and they got whatever you called it. Histoplasma.

[Tom Griswold]

Histoplasmosis.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So, but. And what do we say that'd be. That'd be a good name for a marijuana strain though, you know, Mariguano sounds guano Ganji. Yeah, something like that. You know, again, that's. It sounds like an idea you'd have while stoned. I have an idea, man. The pot will be better if we make it. Fertilize it with bat poop. Good idea. Don't a lot of zoos sell animal dung as a fertilizer or give it away?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, they give it away sometimes, but they. Yeah, they do so.

[Chick McGee]

Because I guess if you can sell. If you can sell poop, that's a good sale.

[Pat Godwin]

He gets the Glengarry leads.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Guy can't sell that, you give them the Glengarry.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see that?

[Christy Lee]

Throwing them away.

[Chick McGee]

Bringing that to Broadway.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see who's in it?

[Pat Godwin]

I did. There's talk of Bill Burr.

[Christy Lee]

Josh and I have already talked about it, actually. Get Dynamite Me out of my house and we might go.

[Chick McGee]

Who is it? It's Bill Burr.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it Bob Odenkirk? Kieran Culkin?

[Chick McGee]

Michael McKean Gaffigan in it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

My. Oh, Michael McKean. That's the one. I was. I'm in.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're out.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't go.

[Christy Lee]

No, you can't go. I'm sorry. We're just trying to be fair.

[Chick McGee]

I get it. Jess Hooker. Just Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Our.

[Chick McGee]

Our chef created a pie made of. With something called Biscoff butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And Biscoff crackers. Or cookies. They're cookies.

[Christy Lee]

They're very. They're very correctly named. Airplane cookies.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, exactly right. The. That pie was just delightful.

[Christy Lee]

I had four pieces.

[Chick McGee]

You guys got mad at me because.

[Pat Godwin]

You could end there.

[Chick McGee]

I think we had a fascinating story. As you know, I'm the only one of the room interested in science.

[Pat Godwin]

Woodworking.

[Christy Lee]

Science and woodworking.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a woodworker. I'm a skier. That's pretty much all you need in life. That and a couple golden retrievers. The Bronze Age in what is now Britain. They were examining the Oxford University people were examining these bones. More than 3,000 bones. And they believe these people were actually attacked and killed and then partially eaten.

[Pat Godwin]

So why do you think we were mad at you?

[Chick McGee]

Because I said they could tell they were eaten because it was written and the tooth marks showed that they had terrible dental hygiene and bad teeth. And then I suggested when they were eating the humans, they took their genitals and made tea with them, because that's what the Brits do. You know, they would actually be teabagging tea bags.

[Pat Godwin]

Earl Gray. No, Bob James.

[Chick McGee]

I think we were. See, all that needed was a joke.

[Christy Lee]

They were more upset that you tried to crowbar. Crowbar that. That trope about British teeth into every. And it just didn't really have.

[Chick McGee]

It's called a running gag.

[Christy Lee]

It's. Yeah, but it was.

[Chick McGee]

Any story. Any story about England you want to work in the fact that. No bad dental hygiene.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you do.

[Christy Lee]

I lived.

[Chick McGee]

I lived there. I know what I'm talking about. And give Away. Toothpaste.

[Christy Lee]

You know, there's some new thing. You know me, I want to jet off to London any weekend. There's a. You got an electronic. You got to. For 10 bucks, you got to go online and get something so you can get into England, even if you have a passport.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Saw that this morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna. Somebody needs help me with this.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So the. Another country that's harder to get into than this one.

[Christy Lee]

It's pretty hard to get into this one.

[Chick McGee]

Not really. Have you been around also? Let's see, we. We had, oh, the big sports news. Kirk Cousin, bench, that's about it. All going on in sports. Right. And Stu Bor.

[Christy Lee]

We had two bowl games last night, I'll have you know. Two college football bowl games.

[Chick McGee]

What were they?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question. Oh, the LA bowl with Rob Gronkowski as your host.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not just any bowl.

[Christy Lee]

It's the LA Bowl. Yeah. And the winning team, the UNLV Running Rebs, they won a championship belt for winning the LA Bowl. It was awarded to them at the end of the game by Gronk.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it like a big wrestling belt? Like.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it was gorgeous. And it said LA bowl on the front of it.

[Chick McGee]

Who wears it?

[Christy Lee]

He gave it to the head coach, so I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I would never wear it.

[Chick McGee]

Does anyone ever wear those things?

[Christy Lee]

I've seen them.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen some wrestling.

[Chick McGee]

You went to Costco, you see some wrestler walk by. Hey, look, that must be so and so. Got that championship belt on right now.

[Christy Lee]

There are sales salesmen listening to us, I would imagine. Us some sort of sales manager has come up with a wrestling belt for the top salesman of the month.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Beats a plate.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and the Boca Raton bowl, which we'll get to, because the Western Kentucky who lost it was James Madison, 27, Western Kentucky, 17 last night in the Boca Raton. Boca Raton. What does that mean, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

That means bacon on the lanai.

[Chick McGee]

Rat mouth.

[Christy Lee]

Rat mouth, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Western Kentucky has that big red mascot. He's just a big, round, red thing that runs around. What's your kid. You've seen him. I'm not sure what his name is. I'm. If somebody tells me, I'll. But we'll have a picture.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We'll talk about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it a geographical or it's kind of shaped like a rat's mouth or there's just.

[Christy Lee]

I think. I think Boca. Yeah, I think there might. I don't know why they came up with rat, but I think it did look like it on the map. Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

We learned about something called snowmanning, which I'm skeptical of.

[Christy Lee]

Not snowballing.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a new name for something that's been around forever.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like some magazine had to invent something. The notion is that you hook up with someone at a Christmas party, or just a brief holiday fling, if you will, and when the holiday is over, they melt away like a snowman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And there's no contact information, so you get an std.

[Chick McGee]

And the reason this was released is because apparently rates of this says syphilis and gonorrhea are going up, up, up. But you don't hear a Christmas song about that, do you?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not yet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, Pat, we did it yesterday. We did one yesterday. There's something green in the Christmas tree. Is your discharge.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

Why'd they put it on the tree?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. That may be an urban legend. You don't have a green discharge when you have syphilis, do you?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Maybe if you're the green.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was gonorrhea that he looked at.

[Christy Lee]

He looked right at Christy and asked her.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

You were a nurse or something, right?

[Christy Lee]

She was a candy striper.

[Pat Godwin]

Bring that candy striper.

[Christy Lee]

You did the first heart training transplant, right? No, I was a candy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, someone. Maybe there's a physician out there that can correct me on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure there will be.

[Chick McGee]

I thought there was some painful discharge with either syphilis or gonorrhea.

[Pat Godwin]

That there is some discharge with something. I remember just opening a health book and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

I know there was some. There was some old joke about some guy that had been in the service and he. He, he, he. He apparently had some adventures there.

[Christy Lee]

If this ends with he had his discharge in his hand, well, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Going to can it anymore. I said it was an old.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that joke.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Pat, see, he had his discharge in his hand.

[Christy Lee]

He was from England.

[Chick McGee]

Implying, Pat, that he arrived back home after a long journey serving his country. And she answers the door. He's there with a green discharge because he's got. He's got gonorrhea.

[Pat Godwin]

Good one, boss.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Thank you very much. Now, now, Pat, when you hook up. When you hook up with these ladies, you hook up these ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

One lady.

[Chick McGee]

When you hook up, do you. You call it snow plowing? Is that for the season?

[Christy Lee]

That's a snowball. What you're looking for.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

And we know what else you're looking for. You're looking to online and win some money for the holidays. Am I right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Coming up, when pigs fly, we have pigs that are airborne. We also have a plane that took off all by itself.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

And. And the weirdest in my mind, the return of something in the world of the hot toddy, if you will. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Is that word still used anymore?

[Chick McGee]

Hot toddy.

[Christy Lee]

Toddy, Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't realize it's T o d d. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're not a hot toddy drinker.

[Chick McGee]

No, that. That is. That is correct. It's too embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

Apple cider.

[Chick McGee]

It's still booze. We're coming right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Right. Did it. I apologize. Sorry. Ryan.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Is this Christmassy? Am I missing it?

[Chick McGee]

It'll get there eventually. Could you not critique the I just interstitial music and just move forward?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. Whatever you paid to have this done.

[Pat Godwin]

You'Ve well worth it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well worth it. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's complicated story involving copyright infringement.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, I just saw this story. I'm afraid I may have to share it with you before we get to Sporting News. Wait a minute. I. I almost forgot. We had promised a special early edition of something on this show. Something that rarely happens this early in the Bob and Tom program. Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Christ. Yes, Ace. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yeah, Yahoo. Man, you're excited about Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

That was Ace Puppies joke of the.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Are you wondering why I'm looking at you, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

I just heard from Reno. He got his Omaha Steaks yesterday. Thank God that I sent him. Reno Collier, comedian. Now I wonder if Al Jackson has gotten his. We're going to talk to him later. I'll ask. I sent Al a box O State, everybody. I won't ask. Okay, now coming up, comedian Mike Kaplan. But right now we turn to the sports page. Chick McGee.

[Christy Lee]

We had college bowl games last night. We got that picture ready. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Are all the teams in these bowl games above 500 even?

[Christy Lee]

Shut up. Number 24, UNLV.

[Chick McGee]

This is. Remember you were a kid and there were about. There were five bowl games. Yep. Like the Cotton Ball, the Tangerines bowl, the Rose Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Now another thing. You know what? All the teams were white.

[Pat Godwin]

My God, the Iceman would come to Your door.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's fine. That's fine. You can be grumpy. I'm just saying there was a certain.

[Christy Lee]

Way could be grumpy.

[Chick McGee]

There's a certain level of quality that was involved. Now these basement. The stray anal hairball featuring below 500.

[Christy Lee]

You want me to blow your mind?

[Chick McGee]

Please.

[Christy Lee]

Marshall University football team had to cancel their bowl appearance because so many kids went into the transfer portal. They didn't have enough to field a team. So they had to have somebody back up. They had to have a team back up. They were Marshall, Louisiana Attack or whatever the heck it was. That's a good movie. With.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't watch a fictional story.

[Christy Lee]

Number 24, UNLV pulled away the second half. 24:32, 24:13 win over Cal in the LA Bowl. Rob Gronkowski, your host there. That had to be.

[Chick McGee]

Where was that?

[Christy Lee]

Inglewood, California, Louisiana Bowl. Right there in the heart of California.

[Chick McGee]

Called the Inglewood Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

And the Boca. The Boca Raton bowl. Which means rat mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Doodly rat mouth.

[Christy Lee]

James Madison beat Western Kentucky 2717. And you remember their Western Kentucky mascot is called Big Red, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he's chewing gum.

[Christy Lee]

He's just the Big Red.

[Chick McGee]

And they'd have to apparently dismiss him.

[Christy Lee]

There he is. There he is. That's my favorite mascot.

[Chick McGee]

They're outlawing the dye used to make that uniform.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's incredible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Poor guy inside there. Convulsions.

[Tom Griswold]

Big Red. Are they the Western Kentucky Big Reds?

[Christy Lee]

Hilltoppers, I think. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like a Muppet whose head has been put in a vise. And his mouth is cute.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's cute and it's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that. He's nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a big blob.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Big Red. What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Kids crawl in my mouth.

[Chick McGee]

This is off topic, but I want to get this out there because I think the only one in this room who has been in a mosh pit, I believe, is Josh. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Really? You've never.

[Christy Lee]

I've been around one.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You just. But like, your life.

[Christy Lee]

I've seen one on tv.

[Chick McGee]

You observe. You didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't been like, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Crowd surfed around.

[Pat Godwin]

This is crazy. I had a precognitive dream last night. It was about a mouse pit. Oh, yeah. And now you're talking about them.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. Are you familiar with the. The water known as liquid death?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a big. It's sold in a lot of places.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of venues have.

[Christy Lee]

I remember when water used to come out of the tap. You could drink that. Is that your beef right now, Tom? Is that it?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I was.

[Chick McGee]

I was reading about the stray anal hair bowl this year and. To see who's in it. Hey, both these teams won three games. This should be a nail biter. Tonight we're going to get to the point here.

[Tom Griswold]

I love. I think it's great. I wish I had thought of liquid.

[Christy Lee]

Death, R L carriers, New Orleans bowl.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting to a point here about.

[Pat Godwin]

Mushrooms served in tall cans.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now this is a legit story. The liquid death people, they make this canned water, right? Have. In collaboration with the Depends People, makers of adult incontinence products. They have. Yes. They have created the pit diaper.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Designed to allow fans. I'm reading this from the San Francisco Chronicle. Designed to allow fans to stay in the mosh pit or in the front row without taking bathroom breaks. The pit diaper costs $75. Here's the statement that they make. It's designed with leak proof technology and odor neutralizing materials. The quilted black pleather diaper.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Features an adjustable waist, a branded belt and even metal studs as well as a chain.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're supposed to wear it on the outside.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There it is up there.

[Pat Godwin]

What it's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it looks like a giant pleather.

[Tom Griswold]

COD piece or a fanny pack.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's got a logo on it from the liquid death people. And the product, by the way, has already sold out.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, for years at festivals, especially in Europe, people have been wearing adult diapers because, you know, there's 60,000 people in front of the stage and you want to lose. Yeah, yeah. It's impossible to get away from the stage.

[Chick McGee]

There isn't a show on earth. I want to see enough. An adult diaper.

[Christy Lee]

You're paying for the leather design and stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

So the larger point here, Ace, is not the design. The larger point is people are pissing their pants.

[Christy Lee]

This has been going on.

[Pat Godwin]

I think this is really that functional. I think this is more of an.

[Chick McGee]

Advertisement collector's item for the perfect gift for someone with a very specific fetish.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Now it's. Now it's a fetish. You see how he's taking these facts and interesting information and turned it into a. Well, people like to crap themselves.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing like a Judas Priest front row seat when I've just soiled myself. Now I'm gonna party. I just thought it was rather interesting. I think the. I will not be wearing one in my dream.

[Pat Godwin]

A buddy and I, we were watching these young, young kids start, start a mosh pit. And I and he, we looked at each other and went, let's go show these guys how it's done. We were the shit. The dream shifted. But we were about to go in there and just lay them out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Coming up in sports, NBA all star games changed. I'll have all the details.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, sounds very exciting.

[Christy Lee]

No, not exciting at all.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Informational.

[Chick McGee]

We do have very exciting things coming up in the news. I know that for sure. Also, comedian Mike Kaplan will be joining us. We're going to find out about the latest hot winter drink is. And can you imagine being in an aircraft full of people. Transatlantic flight. It smells so bad. They have to land the plane early. We're finding.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they know the source?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they'd be quite surprised. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Text us at 888-262-866 One more Bob and Tom next. This episode is brought to you by Lifelock.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Ha. My turn. Ah. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC news desk. Hello, everybody here. I said news.

[Pat Godwin]

I liked it.

[Chick McGee]

There's a thing bugging me right now.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Shut up. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Hello, Ace Cosby. Yahoo. I'm excited about Christmas. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for reading the Z and news.

[Pat Godwin]

Somebody not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, one of the news.

[Pat Godwin]

They're listening to the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you listen to the noose. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

News.

[Chick McGee]

That's a whole rhyme's with moose. Anyway, that's one of my various pet peeves. Do you have anything? I mean, I have a lot of things that are completely unre.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard anyone say noose.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you who it is in a minute.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it. Well, you're the one who says that Billy Paul has incredible lisp on me and Mrs. Jones, which isn't True. That's not true.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fact. Well, yeah, I've got to find the isolated version where it's very clear that he says, me and Mrs. Jones. Sounds like Sylvester the cat. Now. Coming up, comedian Mike Kaplan will be joining us, comedian Al Jackson and Eddie Bonilla. Eddie is our winner of the Bob and Tom pigskin picks competition for week 15. Coming up, week 16. It begins tonight, so please get your picks in. We have this streak of winners from the Buckeye State.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, they call it the streak you a holes.

[Chick McGee]

I'll listen to that, Ethel.

[Christy Lee]

Fastest thing on two feet.

[Tom Griswold]

We sure did.

[Pat Godwin]

You loved it. We did.

[Christy Lee]

Don't look, Ethel. Yeah, man, that phony.

[Chick McGee]

LAUGHTER Most disappointing guests we've ever had.

[Tom Griswold]

Ray Stevens.

[Chick McGee]

Ray Stevens.

[Pat Godwin]

Because he showed up.

[Tom Griswold]

He sat right there and he didn't say a word. Hardly.

[Christy Lee]

The year's not over yet.

[Chick McGee]

During one of the breaks, during one of the breaks, I said, anything interesting? He goes, yeah. I asked me if I met Elvis and I swear to God I went, so, Ray, I understand you met Elvis, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

There's a chance. He walked out here going, dude, did you see what I did in there?

[Chick McGee]

That's hilarious. No, we had to. We had. We scoured the city for this specific keyboard which he never played.

[Christy Lee]

You should have seen the hair dye used on his head. The hair, it was unbelievable. A shade of black that didn't exist. Horrible cast, horrible.

[Chick McGee]

What happened when he sweated.

[Christy Lee]

You could hear the little black spike.

[Chick McGee]

Stacks coming down from his hair.

[Pat Godwin]

It was unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

So I was trying to say that there's a streak of winners from Ohio. If you're not from Ohio, you could help break that street by going to bobandtom.com contest. What's at stake, of course. It's a Stephen Singer jewelers gift certificate. Our buddy Steven Singer's hot and ready to party right now. Get your, get your entries in and get your. Get your orders in as well. But you could win that. Get the entry in. Prior to the beginning of the Thursday nighter, Chick McGee is at the sports desk, such as it is for the first time, citing NBA news.

[Christy Lee]

The NBA All Star Game will feature you. Remember, it was just east versus West. Remember that, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me it's something cool like Frisbee dogs. The Washington Generals.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like Frisbee dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Or the Highland Globetrotters. They will feature a mini tournament with four teams and three games. Two teams will meet in one semifinal game and the remaining two teams will meet in the other semifinal game. The winning teams from game one and game two will advance to face each other in the championship game three. For each game, the winner will be the first team to reach or surpass 40 points. Each team will have eight players and be named for a TNT NBA analyst. Barkley and Shaq and Kenny are going to pick the teams. The 24 NBA All Star selections. Three teams of eight each. That's 24. And then the fourth team will be the winner of the Rising Stars tournament. That comes up. The rookies.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh no. They've changed something. I was never going to watch anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. That's why I'm so mad about it somehow. Do they make more money doing this? I can't.

[Pat Godwin]

They must.

[Christy Lee]

It's the Castrol Oil Rising Stars. The annual showcase of top first and second year NBA players and NBA G League standouts which will be played on Friday, February 4th. This is all happening in San Francisco during NBA All Star 2025.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the logo?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. What does the logo.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Fidel Castrol. It's got. He's right next to Che.

[Pat Godwin]

We have enough problems with the players taking load management time off.

[Christy Lee]

So you make them play a little more. There's the logo right there. The NBA All Star.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah. You got your Golden Gate, Golden Bay.

[Christy Lee]

Golden Gate Bridge there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Or maybe going down.

[Chick McGee]

They got the Fidel Castro and then.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not Fidel Castro at all.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be. They get a lot more publicity if they did that.

[Pat Godwin]

They would get some news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, considering he's dead and all.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe he can wheel him out.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I don't think you're getting it. It's his. Fidel Castrol. Yeah. He's just a character for the Castrol Oil.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He's not.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not real. Are you on board now?

[Chick McGee]

This is my proposal to the. To the Castrol people.

[Christy Lee]

I stand corrected.

[Chick McGee]

They need to get a logo that, you know, has a little history to it.

[Christy Lee]

What's Fidel's brother's name? Manny or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Raul.

[Christy Lee]

Juan.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it Raul?

[Chick McGee]

It is. It was Raul. I believe Raul is also cool.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it American, like Artie or something.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it's. Oh, I don't know about. They're both. They're both dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

As is most of the power plants in Cuba already died.

[Pat Godwin]

Pitbull.

[Tom Griswold]

Pitbull. That'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they could do worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't Pitbull have a stadium now?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He bought the naming rights. Yes. Smart idea.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a party waiting to happen.

[Chick McGee]

Does he have a bowl? That'd be. That'd be real. I can barely test one of the words I can't say properly. I can say news, but I can't say bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember I saw Pitbull at a breakfast buffet.

[Chick McGee]

You did?

[Pat Godwin]

At a hotel. Hungover. Right? He was with two of the hottest women I've ever seen. They were on both sides of him and he was sitting at the table with his head down.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good.

[Chick McGee]

Awesome.

[Christy Lee]

He was waiting for the party to begin, wasn't he? Atlanta Falcons announced a quarterback change. They're going from captain Kirk Cousins to Michael Pennix Jr. Now, doesn't I? He's their new starting quarterback. Michael Pennix Jr. Found out he was the starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons going forward in an interesting location. Michael.

[Chick McGee]

I was actually shopping. Shopping with my girlfriend was at Costco.

[Ace Cosby]

I was actually getting a hot dog.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[Ace Cosby]

And whenever I got a call I.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn'T hungry no more.

[Christy Lee]

So he stopped eating his hot dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Even Michael Penix can't resist the hot dogs at Costco.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had one.

[Pat Godwin]

I never have either. But every time I'm there there are 40 people eating them.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know.

[Christy Lee]

The pizza is great too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they say about Mr. Penix Jr.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here we go. He. He's been listening to sports talk again. You all. If I have to suffer with this, you all gotta suffer.

[Chick McGee]

He has what they call Big Pennix Energy. And of course that's a website that's been shut down because it's penixjr.com. sounds like it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Young.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This is only gonna get better. I've got a great feeling about the rest of this show.

[Chick McGee]

I say, Kirk Cousins, ace, welcome to the Raiders. What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

There's. Remember every now and then. I know what I'm talking about. There's something wrong with Kirk. I've watched him for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if I wish I was his accountant, hasn't he acquired more money than the NFL? Than almost any player.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone knows that, Tom. Yes. He's made a lot of money.

[Chick McGee]

Good to know.

[Pat Godwin]

Good to know.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like a gig like that? You wouldn't even have to come in here and we'd pay you.

[Christy Lee]

I told you that's still an offer. You let me know, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting closer.

[Christy Lee]

You let me know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's working, chick.

[Christy Lee]

All you have to do is pick up the phone and answer and I'll go. Hello? And you go now and you'll never see me.

[Ace Cosby]

Again.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. That's all you need to do.

[Chick McGee]

I got one.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Chick McGee]

The password is passport. What, do you have to get a visa now to go to England? Is that what you were special?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I just downloaded the app. It's like ETA UK or something. It's all. I don't think they want me there. They're trying to confuse.

[Pat Godwin]

No, they want you. Yeah, they want me.

[Christy Lee]

I'm one of the good ones, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they love you. Respectful.

[Christy Lee]

I go to Sedgwick's.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been there in Christmas before?

[Christy Lee]

Just the end of Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it looks beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

London at Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Have you been there?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but I've also been watching Love, actually. Again, that's a big debate in this room, by the way. Josh hates that movie.

[Pat Godwin]

It's flawed. Yes, it is utter garbage. But it's hard for me to get mad about it. It makes a lot of people happy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you said, I don't care about any of these people.

[Pat Godwin]

No one is real in that. And that's the. I could go. I really am thinking about doing like an hour and a half podcast about why it is absolutely so bad and why its thesis is a total lie.

[Chick McGee]

I like. I like the idea of you. I like the idea of you doing that podcast because that'll take three or four people to put that together and they won't be on the roads. In my way.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a documentary.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here's the problem. It's bookended with real people meeting in an airport. And then the thesis is. Now I'm going to show you some more examples of real love. And it's the fakest BS you've ever seen that you can't do that. If they hadn't done that. If the movie. And it's even the title. Love, actually. And none of it could actually ever.

[Chick McGee]

I just pulled a muscle. We'll be back.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be back with more of the.

[Pat Godwin]

Bob and Tom showed me fire.

[Chick McGee]

I think my ACL just tore. Jason. Did I get it in time?

[Tom Griswold]

Not even in there.

[Christy Lee]

If you want me to stay I'll be around today. Fresh, I think. I'm not sure. I. I got it off the grave.

[Chick McGee]

What's the name of that song?

[Christy Lee]

If you want me to stay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

And you gotta say it just like that.

[Chick McGee]

Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Not fun.

[Tom Griswold]

No more love actually talking.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm so sorry.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? I. If we watched that together, you would be amazed and possibly disgusted. I can't. This is a true statement. And I might cry. I can't watch it anymore. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

It makes me.

[Christy Lee]

It makes me too emotional. It makes me so emotional. I can't tell you.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it's very sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Although I initially did as well, had a problem with Hugh Grant dancing around, whatever the hell he was dancing. And I don't care for the Pointer Sisters. Don't care for it. But.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. He's playing it in one room and all of a sudden he's dancing around the house. You can't hear music anymore. Prime Minister, what are you dancing to?

[Christy Lee]

So you've got a problem with housewife.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you like the old guy? Bill. What is it? Nighy. Whatever it is. Singing away and then his. The.

[Pat Godwin]

Not really.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't like speakers all throughout the house. There are. That's not. That's never. No, that's not what's happening. All right.

[Chick McGee]

You don't think 10 Downing has a pretty good speaker system?

[Pat Godwin]

It's never established in the movie.

[Chick McGee]

I think one could assume the 10 Downing street might be the. The.

[Christy Lee]

Now, keep in mind, also heavily wired building in all of England, one of the top three foremost authorities on horror movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

And you're.

[Pat Godwin]

I love a lot of Garbage, so do keep that in mind.

[Chick McGee]

That's another. That's another chapter title. I got to start writing these chapter titles now. I love a lot of garbage, but that song you keep playing, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who's playing drums on that? It's our buddy Andy. So I'll say hello to my sister this morning in England. Yeah, that's Andy Newmark on the drums on that song.

[Christy Lee]

It's Not a Sister. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Andy. Let's see now. A couple things coming up. Comedian Mike Kaplan and.

[Christy Lee]

Did you say Canadian?

[Chick McGee]

Comedian.

[Christy Lee]

Comedian.

[Chick McGee]

I believe Mike is an American.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Even though he spells his first name MyQ, which looks to me to be somewhat suspicious. Possibly Cuban, part of the Castrol revolutionary.

[Pat Godwin]

Please stay, don't leave.

[Chick McGee]

I want to tell you about Stephen Singer because the clock is a ticking. I would get this done right now. What I'm talking about, of course, is getting that gift because you can avoid them all. You can pull over wherever you are right now. If you're driving a big rig, don't take your eyes off the road. Just go to I hate stephensinger.com the next time you stop and you can take care of that gift. How about the Anita diamond stud earring set? I just saw that Stephen Singer has more diamond stud earrings. Excuse me. Than any other jeweler in the country and he's ready to ship them off to you. These are real diamonds, by the way. Real, natural, earthborne diamonds. Not the fake stuff. And by the way, you can always upgrade to the full value with Stephen Singer. He's got that famous guarantee. A full 100 day, 100%, no hassle, money back guarantee. Did I mention free shipping? Anyone? Yes, I just said it just then. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm listening.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. No, you don't have to listen. It's the folks out there. I want them to do this. I hate stevensinger.com. what's the name of that bracelet that you love so much?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the At Last bracelet. Very affordable.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

More words have come along.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. It is the same name as a song the chick had to sing. The diamond stud earrings are one of the many great things that Steven Singer has. He stands behind his jewelry because, as Josh said, if you stood in front of it, you couldn't see it. Hey, mister, out of the way. I want to look at that stuff. You can look at it online. I hate stevensinger.com, tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. And then. And they had an elegant, well spoken person delivering that message. Oh, you're welcome. I hate Stephen Singer Dot com. Coming up, Mike Myq plus, we have exciting things in the news coming up today, including urinating in a police car and why you shouldn't do it. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

You met Lala Kent on Vanderpump Rules.

[Josh Arnold]

Now Lala and her friends share everything.

[Tom Griswold]

On Give Them Lala Bagel. Everybody says I say that weird.

[Josh Arnold]

It is ruined by a proposal story.

[Chick McGee]

How Jason proposed and she was like.

[Tom Griswold]

He brought in a bunch of bagels.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like, I have to stop this.

[Tom Griswold]

I will punch you in the throat if you ever tell this story again.

[Chick McGee]

And call it a bagel.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me tell you now, when I.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell the story, I go, he went.

[Chick McGee]

And got breakfast.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Bagels.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch what ladies is talking about on YouTube or search for Give them Lala wherever you listen.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Josh Arnold on probation.

[Pat Godwin]

The soap sure tastes bitter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now wait to get a taste of the back of the duct tape.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you'll learn. There's Pat Godwin. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We have a special guest in the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Did somebody read him the riot act about cursing on the air?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He knows. Okay, good.

[Pat Godwin]

Far more professional than I am Josh.

[Chick McGee]

You lit a few words up. Comedian Mike Kaplan has joined us. Hi, Mike Kaplan with a K. I say that because, well, growing up, one of my best friends was Simmy Kaplan with a C. Apparently no relation. You're of the lesser Kaplans.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm lower down in the Alphabet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. And Mike, you spell your first name Myq. Is that an affectation or did your parents. Were they drunk?

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful question. Thank you so much. The Q stands for question. I like it, I love it. Right into the lion's den. Hard hitting questions about my name. I like that. Before the break, you postulated that it might be Cuban. I think that might just be because the first syllable of Cuban is Q. So my Cuban is not what it's short for. But I will say my parents were. While they. I don't know if I would say that they are normal, they did give me the normal spelling of Michael. And then when I was about 14, early to mid-90s, Prince. I don't know. Have you heard of the musical artist Prince?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the glyph. The famous artist formerly known as. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he is the artist formerly known as. The artist formerly known as. Cause that was a thing that was legally a difficulty for him that he found a way around. Cause it was a record label dispute. But at the time he couldn't share that, so he just changed his name. And I, as this sort of young, inspired youth, I was like, wow, that guy's weird and cool. I'm gonna do something like that. So compared to what Prince did, I did a very normal thing. You know, like you can still use a regular typewriter or a keyboard to spell my name. You don't have to invest in new technology to create this hieroglyphic. And so I was like, yeah, I'm just. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna do. I'm a weirdo. You know, I was a little weird kid at a. At an artsy summer camp and I was like, yeah, I'm doing. I didn't even change the first letter. So anything monogrammed still works out. I'm just like, I'm gonna change all the other letters. And then a couple years later he. Back when the record dispute situation is over. And I was like, oh, now I'm weird and alone. So that is.

[Chick McGee]

I see. It makes. Makes perfect sense. And we're going to find out more about Mike in just a second. We.

[Tom Griswold]

We had you brought up your hometown. Did you live near Cleveland Heights?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my mom went to Cleveland Heights High School.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know There's a Christmas song about Cleveland Heights. I heard it on the air the other day. Yes. It's like Christmas in Christmas Heights. It's like a beautiful Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Unaware of that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh Christmas in Hollis. But Cleveland Heights, Is that what you mean?

[Chick McGee]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Did your mother write that song?

[Chick McGee]

I. I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

It was lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

You got some money coming.

[Christy Lee]

Hey how is your mother by the way?

[Chick McGee]

Deceased.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a lovely, lovely lady.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know.

[Christy Lee]

Forgot all about that.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know who went to Cleveland Heights High School?

[Tom Griswold]

Who?

[Christy Lee]

Paul Newman.

[Chick McGee]

Anyone? No. Paul Newman went to Shaker Heights High School.

[Pat Godwin]

Why do you know that?

[Chick McGee]

Taylor Swift's Taylor Swift's boyfriend is that. There's your hint.

[Tom Griswold]

Well Kelsey, the Kelsey boys went to. They were from Cleveland.

[Josh Arnold]

That was quite a hint.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

That isn't a good hint.

[Josh Arnold]

He's saying it was like over hint too good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who is the president hint. His first name is Joe and last name is Biden.

[Chick McGee]

And interestingly enough he hasn't been in the news for a while. Let's, let's move forward here. We have we completed the sportscast or was there more to.

[Christy Lee]

No that was it buddy. We had the amazing story about Michael Penix being told that he was the new starting quarterback for the Falcons while he was at Costco with his girlfriend eating a hot dog.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't had any other food at Costco.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't either because the lines always do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Always pack.

[Christy Lee]

I've had the. I've had the pizza. It's great. Not even samples and that.

[Pat Godwin]

Well I don't get the samples.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Pat Godwin]

Because people expect me to get the snow. I'm not giving them the show.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right? Unless they're paying you're not showing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so sad that you're not doing something that would bring you joy. But it probably brings you more joy to spite the other people. I suppose the choice you're making.

[Chick McGee]

I think he knows that I'd rather.

[Pat Godwin]

Have the bagel bite someone following him.

[Chick McGee]

With a camera that's going to send it to me. Hey look, I saw Josh in the wild. This is the fourth place he's been with a toothpick in his mouth. Well let's, let's speaking. Oh I can do a nice segue here. Speaking of unusual, unusual names, Mr. Kaplan changed his name to MyQ. There's a guy in the news that legally changed his name to Deez Nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

How'd that get past? Yeah, who, who authorized to that now?

[Chick McGee]

The judge.

[Tom Griswold]

A 43 year old Wisconsin man identified as Deez Nuts, spelled D, E, E, Z. And that's important. Later on, has been sentenced in connection with a domestic dispute.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

The suspect's full name is Mr. D's Nuts Crawl. He was arrested earlier this year following a confrontation with his daughter and her boyfriend inside their home in Green Bay. Now, at the time of Mr. Crowell's arrest, an officer noted that these Nuts appearance to be. Appeared to be rather highly intoxicated and was naked when he brandished a BB gun that resembled a pistol.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll shoot you.

[Chick McGee]

Now this has. See, now this has kind of the A Christmas story. Got the BB gun thing in there.

[Tom Griswold]

He bleeded. No contest.

[Christy Lee]

Be careful you put your eye. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a year's probation and a $463 fine. In order to maintain. And order to maintain absolute sobriety. No. No questions asked. It's absolute. Mr. Kroll legally changed his name from Derek Lee Kroll to De Z Nuts Kroll in April of 2011.

[Pat Godwin]

So nuts is the middle name or part of the first.

[Josh Arnold]

Nuts is the middle name.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like hyphenated.

[Chick McGee]

The first time he did it, it's currently D E E Z.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was d Eazy. Because six years later, in September of 2017, he petitioned to change his first name and add the other Z or add the other E because in his popular spelling, he said it was not spelled correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought it was clever. I thought he was like, this is the way I'm gonna get past the censors is first I go D, E, Z and they're like, well, that's fine. That's like Desmond, perhaps. Yeah. Desnit's Crawl. Absolutely. And then he's like, aha. Now the extra. It's only an E. What's an E gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

But so he had to legally do it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he did. Yeah. So he's. Twice he's been in court to change his name.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

The Nuts family.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or I guess the D's families.

[Josh Arnold]

These nuts roasting.

[Chick McGee]

His daughter. D's boobs and detox, I think, is what they're probably aiming for. Wasn't there a popular Deez Nuts joke?

[Pat Godwin]

Many. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I think there's only one. It's sort of like the way, you know that the holy Spirit is within. It might take many forms.

[Chick McGee]

I see. What?

[Pat Godwin]

You're exactly right. Yeah. A little nervous about the analogy.

[Josh Arnold]

Other than that the comparison differs completely. Yeah. It's only in Structure not in form. I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you're absolutely right. It is the. It's the what? The. That's what she said.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. Like, how many that's what she said jokes are there one. A billion times over and over.

[Chick McGee]

One too many days. Nuts. Okay, thank you very much. Now, Christy, what else you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a woman in Ohio is facing charges after police say she crashed into a cemetery, then urinated in an officer's patrol car. According to WK, anybody in the cemetery hurt?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they found 200 dead bodies.

[Christy Lee]

I love that joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

I love that joke.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really good.

[Christy Lee]

Crash in the cemetery.

[Tom Griswold]

According to wkbn, police responded to Ohio Town United Methodist Church in Mineral Ridge when they found the driver unconscious behind the wheel of her vehicle, which had come to a stop on top of multiple graves.

[Josh Arnold]

They're still counting the dead.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. It is, really.

[Tom Griswold]

They woke the woman up and took her into custody for operating a vehicle impaired.

[Pat Godwin]

They woke the woman up?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In the back of the patrol car, the woman repeatedly, allegedly stated she was going to urinate before pulling her pants down and peeing right there.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I warned you.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, also, they don't have any proof that she was operating while under the influence. She could have been like, I just drove into the cemetery, got drunk, passed out, and then you found me.

[Pat Godwin]

But, ma'am, you're harmed on five. That's a common defense.

[Tom Griswold]

She was charged with will for. Or. How would you know, Pat?

[Chick McGee]

I would.

[Pat Godwin]

Wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, she would.

[Chick McGee]

Don't the. Technically, don't the keys have to be not in the ignition? Isn't that the rule? Yes, something like that. If the car is off, I. There's some technical.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you know that, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Because I. Pat's friend and paid bail.

[Pat Godwin]

These are all jokes. Family and friends.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a person that was asleep in their car, but the keys were in the ignition, I guess, and they were. They were arrested for public intoxication or something.

[Christy Lee]

There is something about the keys.

[Chick McGee]

It depends probably where you are. But in this case, this woman, she literally, allegedly, I guess, ran and ran over all these gravestones and she was.

[Tom Griswold]

Charged with will for or want an operation.

[Chick McGee]

She charged with coming to a dead stop. We tried to wake everybody else up. She was the only one apparently breathing.

[Tom Griswold]

Obeying traffic control of devices, criminal mischief, and among other things, they. The list goes on and on.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah, rip to her license. So now if you're a cop.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you wouldn't you let her out to pee? To pee? I mean, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, if the alternative is she's going to go in my car.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, don't you also assume, though, she's going to pee in her pants, which is still a mess, but it's not the mess created when.

[Chick McGee]

See, here's my question. All right, well, presumably if she's in the back of the car. Right. And she's cuffed. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if she was cuffed.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Would they. I mean, can you take. Can you have your. Can you be cuffed in the back and still take your pants off? I guess maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds like a great sobriety test.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that really is. Yeah, that's a good.

[Christy Lee]

That kind of thing's got to happen every day with somebody using the bathroom the back of a squad car. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Sorry, officer. I mean, I. I guess maybe it would be more if you let her out of the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Then she's deal with uncuffing her and. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Also then she's going to be quite literally peeing on someone's grave.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I assume this happened on the way to the station. I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't. Yeah, it might have happened on.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're gonna drive her back and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm envisioning the police officers right there at the graveside with the. Well, that's why you think bubblegum machine, lights going off. And then she goes, I really gotta go. And he goes, no, nope, you're sitting.

[Pat Godwin]

There, said, she said it repeatedly. They're on the way to the station. They're not just sitting at the gr.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think they could have. They could have had an opportunity, be like, all right, let's just pull over, find my mother in law's grave, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Find the grave you want her to be on. Two birds, one gravestone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess if you're going to drive drunk, though, a cemetery is the place to do it. You can't really safe kill again.

[Tom Griswold]

True.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's reasonable.

[Tom Griswold]

Authorities in Spain arrested a man after images from Google Street View appear to show him putting a body in the trunk of a car.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was too watermelon.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. A car working for Google Maps apparently captured the incident last October. The image made its way to the National Police, which launched an investigation and ultimately arrested two people for allegedly killing and dismembering a Cuban citizen.

[Pat Godwin]

So it did end up being a. Yeah, Body. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Authorities said the image was a determining clue, but not the only piece of evidence they obtained during their investigation.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the cut up body also helped.

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and they were Cuban, but it wasn't me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There is another clue from Google Maps. A second image showing the blurred silhouette of someone dressed in dark blue carrying a large white bundle in a wheelbarrow.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't there been a couple of random lawsuits about people that were caught in various places by Google Maps?

[Pat Godwin]

I believe there is some rule. Like, because they've shown some like people have been seen coming out of like AA meetings. Like, hey, hey, hey, you're kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

You're breaking the a.

[Josh Arnold]

More like hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah. That's amazing. Yes, but in from the perspective of the murderers, they got to be going to court, going. Are you kidding?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We did everything right. Maybe next time don't put. Don't put that. Maybe next time don't put the body in the trunk during the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think Maps still are out at night.

[Chick McGee]

No, those. Those. They can't do that at night.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember when I was talking about how I don't like to use Google because it's spying on us and all this stuff? And an hour later, Pat and I were in the green room and saw the Google truck pull into the crazy. They were listening. There's no way.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they have to do that during the day? Presumably. I mean, they got to get the photos of everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't even murder anymore without the nanny government or capitalistic, whatever it is, whoever's looking at you.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody's looking at us.

[Christy Lee]

Mike keeping an eye on us.

[Chick McGee]

There he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Even the head is like wrapped like a head.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

That is clearly.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now wait a minute. That could be like a day at the produce department, right? Could be.

[Chick McGee]

So they hadn't dismembered it yet, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently not.

[Chick McGee]

That looks like the whole body and it is clearly daytime.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is.

[Christy Lee]

But I think they can take pictures at night with the Google camera.

[Chick McGee]

But this is from the Google cam and it is during the day. Yeah, so I'm just saying not smart. And was. The guy was in. The body was in a wheelbarrow at one point. That's not at all suspicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was wrapped in a white bundle. How would you know it was a body body?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Maybe the way they tighten it around the head. Okay, I'll remind. Shoes. Yeah, the dangling shoes. Yeah. Yeah. First time I ever saw a dead body. That's what I remember. It was across the street from my house. They were, they were, they were loading a body into a. I don't think.

[Christy Lee]

I want to hear ambulance.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm not kidding. And they, they were, they carried it out on a stretcher. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I was right.

[Chick McGee]

And the, it was, the, it was someone who worked in the home across.

[Tom Griswold]

The street and of natural causes.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows? The shoes were sticking out at the bottom of the thing. Oh, they were laughing.

[Christy Lee]

It was funniest thing he's ever seen.

[Josh Arnold]

They were, the shoes were very. They were clown shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Very common, very large.

[Josh Arnold]

Then bodies kept coming out.

[Chick McGee]

They just really creeped. It really creeped me out.

[Tom Griswold]

Back with more happy stories, I promise.

[Chick McGee]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I got some really hairy, scary ones coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Clowny.

[Chick McGee]

This one has the word murder in it. It's coming up next. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there. I'm Nicole Khalil, host of this is.

[Chick McGee]

Woman's Work, where together we're redefining what it means, what it looks and feels.

[Josh Arnold]

Like to be doing woman's work in the world today. From boardrooms to studios kitchens to coding dens, we explore the multifaceted experiences of.

[Chick McGee]

Today'S woman, confirming that the new definition.

[Tom Griswold]

Is whatever feels true and right and real for you. We're torching the old playbook and writing our own rules.

[Chick McGee]

Who runs the world?

[Josh Arnold]

You decide. Follow and listen to this is Woman's Work, part of the Believe Network on.

[Tom Griswold]

Your favorite platform on Sunday.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest join us.

[Chick McGee]

In the studio, comedian Mike Kaplan. Mike Kaplan is here with us. Mike is on his way to Columbus, Ohio's the actual comedy club. Then he'll be at the indie Helium Friday and Saturday, and he's joined us here in the studio. You were a veteran of the TV show Last Comic Standing, which is that that show ran for what, about 10 years or so?

[Josh Arnold]

I think thereabouts. It went away and came back a couple times, but yeah, approximately 10 seasons over.

[Chick McGee]

How did you do?

[Josh Arnold]

I was in the. So here's In 2010, I was in the. I came in fifth place. There's millions of millions of people watched, of course, thousands of comedians try out for the show. Of all those comedians, I came in fifth place. And even better, the guy who came in fourth Died. So I'm fourth now.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm fourth now.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I just have to outlast Roy Wood Jr. Tommy Jonigan, and Felipe Esparza. I'll be number one of 2010. Here's the thing. I appreciate your remembering it as. Because I was telling a friend that I did Last comic standing in 2010, and they said, never heard of it. And I was like, oh, it's a year in between 2009 and 2011, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

And they said, yeah, that sounds like you've watched the movie Airplane a little too much. And I was like, it's true, but please call me Shirley.

[Chick McGee]

Did. Do you, I should say, remember your first joke when you were on that show?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, so I was actually on a couple of years earlier. I'd, like, stood in line one of the times. And then in 2008, I got an appointment, as sometimes, you know, comedians do, and I went in. And that year, I remember, and I was summarily dismissed by Richard Belzer, Rest in Peace, and Steve Sharipa, who pretended to be reading a book while I was telling my first joke. But then I ended up. Yeah, I ended up in a compilation of don't do this. And so one of the jokes that I told was, they were like, don't make jokes about babies. I just. I had a joke about how one time I was on a plane and there was this baby just crying the whole time because I was punching it. And they. Yeah, they said, don't. Don't punch a baby. Don't joke about punch. Don't joke. Yeah, I was like, they don't like jokes.

[Chick McGee]

That isn't. I mean, that's a valid joke.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, because I remember some of those don't do this montages, and they were like, idiot. Like, it was like, of course you don't do that. That one's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you so much. I had an idea to make. I. I'm an idea man. And so if anyone wants to make this, I would love to see a Don't do this montage with, like, the greatest comedians of all time. Like, like a Carlin bit, a Richard Pryor bit, you know, like Phyllis Diller, who, like, just get them and just have them making weird sounds and be like, what are they even doing?

[Chick McGee]

You know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just, like, screaming.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Patty G, you were on Last comic stand.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. 2008.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember what you played?

[Pat Godwin]

I do indeed. I did the Bono bits, switched to.

[Chick McGee]

Beer and some Irish stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Made it to the semifinals.

[Chick McGee]

I see. Can you make the finals of our show right now by doing. We have a request. Yeah, it's a request for something semi obscure from your very first Christmas album. And our. Our writer apparently found your album called Reindeer Games. Reindeer Games, 1994. Yeah. Apparently found it in a. In a cutout bin, but that's the.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody was leafing through the trash.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I. We get these all the time because a lot of people have taken all of their CDs or whatever and they. They.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

So even very fine projects such as yours end up in the so called cutout bin.

[Pat Godwin]

Every time I see one of those, any Greg Warren album, I go in one of those. I always take a picture of a picture.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we get them quite often. But this. This person. Person has taken the time and trouble to write us saying, I listen to your show.

[Christy Lee]

Do they say anything about me?

[Chick McGee]

It's a long letter. Let me see. Let's see. Christmas album.

[Pat Godwin]

What song does he want?

[Josh Arnold]

And it is from Pat. The letter?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, from my mom.

[Chick McGee]

This guy said it's his favorite Christmas CD, that he paid 25 cents for it.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, this is from.

[Christy Lee]

What do you get of that? A quarter a penny?

[Pat Godwin]

I get two. Two pennies.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Discovery Bay, California.

[Christy Lee]

There it is.

[Chick McGee]

Keith wrote. Wrote the letter.

[Pat Godwin]

So what does he want to hear from that?

[Tom Griswold]

What song?

[Chick McGee]

He says he wants to hear you.

[Pat Godwin]

Really are bearing the leader.

[Christy Lee]

You are. This is the worst request time I've ever been a part of.

[Chick McGee]

How many songs do you know from that album?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, just.

[Chick McGee]

He says he wants to hear either A Christmas Tree or Christmas in bed.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, 12 days of rehab comes from that. I do know that one. Christmas in Bed is a blues song. Requires proper backing, you know.

[Chick McGee]

So you can't play either of these requests?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I can play 12 days.

[Christy Lee]

What happened to the Frosty the Snowman song you used to do? Why don't I hear that anymore?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we could do that.

[Christy Lee]

But I love that song.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

So you're gonna do whatever you want?

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, why does this guy just listen to a cd?

[Tom Griswold]

This poor man went down.

[Christy Lee]

As with all these letters, I have the same question. Why are they bothering us?

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you, Keith.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I hope things are going well in Discovery Bay, California. Go ahead, play whatever you want.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, well, I'll play A Work of Fiction because I. I was never in rehab, so I will do 12 days of rehab.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

On the first day of rehab, my counselor said to me, they found you drunk under a Christmas tree. On the second day of Rehab. The doctor said to me, no more drinking. For Christ's sake, they found you drunk under a Christmas tree. On the third day of rehab. My ex, she visited me. I told you you'd end up here. No more drinking. You won't ever see your son. And what am I hearing about a Christmas tree? On the fourth day of rehab? I got the deities, five order deeds tried to hold me down, gave me a shot of Thorazine, and then I slept for the next four days. Moving the narrative around to the eighth. Everyhab, the nurse, she gave to me Prozac for depression, Valium for shaking, lithium for mood swings. I'm lit up like a Christmas tree. On the ninth day of rehab, the counselor said to me, your Insurance won't cover 12 days. 9 days is your.

[Chick McGee]

Or.

[Pat Godwin]

It'll cost you 3 G's. 2 cops are here inquiring about the man they found drunk and naked under their neighbor's Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I say something? Yes. I started. My parents are both music teachers. I've been playing the violin since I was 4. I taught myself guitar in high school. I became a comedian because I started with music. You know, it's like comedic music. And as you may know, of course, this is a joke. I teach about comedy and music, and I don't want it to seem sincere. It's gonna seem like it's what I really believe, but it's not okay, because, you know, people sometimes like, who doesn't love comedy? Like everyone loves comedy. And who doesn't love music? Like everybody loves music. And who doesn't love musical comedy? Everybody. Everybody doesn't love musical comedy. But this is a beautiful song, and I just want to give you my credentials to let you know that my compliment is worth more than anybody else's.

[Chick McGee]

I feel the same way.

[Josh Arnold]

It's informed by a lot of years of work. But all I'm saying. This is when you started to say that it's the 12 days of rehab. I was like, oh, no. He's gonna say the same thing. 12, 11, 10. And then you. I'm so. I'm like, how did. And then it was over. And I was like, wow. The whole time it was all different. That's. I mean, that's where comedy songs really suffer is with repetition. And you didn't have any of that. So thank you very much. I'm glad it was so short. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And all I can say is I only wish your explanation had been significantly shorter.

[Josh Arnold]

At least it was.

[Chick McGee]

Different words, though, coming Up. We have a special edition of Sexy Time because Ali Breen is not available. So we're going to host it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

So Ally has forwarded us the letters, so we're going to be able to help you with your love life. When we come back, I'm going to find out about Mr. Kaplan's love life. If it's none of my business, but is that something you're willing to share?

[Josh Arnold]

I demand it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so there. That, that's. That doesn't really answer the question. Is there one? Well, when we come back, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Chick McGee]

Driving. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you to you, Chick, for mentioning my friend Steven Singer. He's a jeweler you can trust because he stands behind his jewelry. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's because if you stood in front of it, you couldn't see it.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you very much. The best guarantee in the business. A full 100 day, 100 money back guarantee. Steven Singer Jewelers. I hate stephensinger.com.

[Christy Lee]

There'S Ace Cosby, Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a guest.

[Chick McGee]

We do, and I'm just trying to affix an off, off brand band aid to my hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you never go off brand with band.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Don't go that way, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Medicative strip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're just asking for trouble.

[Chick McGee]

The band aids. That's the only one that.

[Christy Lee]

Don't the British call that a plaster.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever they call right, that's not gonna work. Okay. Good morning and hello. We have our guest comedian Mike Kaplan is here with us and we were discussing a couple of other things. We were discussing the movie Love, actually a while back. Josh hates it.

[Christy Lee]

Conversation got cut off.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just not good. I mean, I don't appreciate the sentiment.

[Christy Lee]

He's going again.

[Pat Godwin]

I appreciate the sentiment, but it is a bad, bad movie.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Christmas movie.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of people enjoy it.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Seems like a Grinch.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes me cry every time.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, Josh, this will make you happy. Then I did see an article about if you haven't seen the movie, there's a scene scene in which this isn't really a spoiler. This guy has this. These signs made and the woman answers the door and he holds the things up one at a time and it gives A specific.

[Pat Godwin]

So that her husband can't hear.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes. Yeah, I just. I saw an article where they're, you know, some. Someone that doesn't know what to do since Kamala lost writing about how this is a violation.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I actually, I was talking to one of your son, Sam, about. And apparently there is, like this backlash against love, actually about how the. Everybody's awful in it and. Or how how all the men are like. Yeah. Like, trying to be saviors to all these women or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's a huge. But. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we just enjoy the movie? For the movie?

[Pat Godwin]

You can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But Josh can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you. I believe in you. You can, but I. I have a new version reboot that I'm working on. It's for. I'm not a millen millennial, but it's for the millennials. It's called love. Actually.

[Chick McGee]

Right now, we were discussing love lives, and I bring this up because coming up, it's going to be sexy time in which we answer people's questions about love.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you so much.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know. I. What's your. You live in New York City. I know that much about you.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

You're a man of a certain age. You were on Last comic standing in 2010. There you go. So you can.

[Josh Arnold]

46 years old. I got married when I was 25 years old. And I don't recommend it. Divorced at 28. I do recommend it. And people thought it was a mistake. They're like, oh, you. You're 28 and divorced. You clearly made a mistake. And I was like, yes, and I fixed it. That is what a divorce means, is you have a solution to a problem. And. But for the past eight and a half years, I have been in a relationship with a person that I plan to be with forever. My girlfriend Rini. We love. We actually don't plan to die. We're gonna stay together. We would be very sad if one of us died.

[Chick McGee]

It would be.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Get tried not to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Is it. Is it R I N I?

[Josh Arnold]

R I N I. It's actually short. Here's the thing. Her legal name is Catherine. So we have in common unusual choices. And yeah, she's Catherine. As a child, her mother called her Renee Katharine.

[Chick McGee]

That's sweet. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So Katherine is short for Renee Katharine.

[Chick McGee]

Now, was she Renee when you met her?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, she was Catherine 2016. And then in 2018, she told me, this is sincere, and I won't have. And you'll be able to tell because there are no jokes involved, but I'll do my best. You know, one time I was heckled by a lady who just said focus. And now she's my mentor. So we're doing fine. But. And Renee was that lady. It wasn't. But no. Renee went in. Went nay. Katherine. She was in 2018. She was telling me, she was like, I just miss. When my mom. I really liked being called Renee, but my mom stopped calling me that. And so now nobody calls me Renee. And I was like, I mean, I'll call you Renee. And she's like, but other. I was like, you could just introduce yourself to people as Reenie. And she's like, but wouldn't that be like, they wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

That wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was like, you can literally. There's no, there's no objective. You're not the platonic ideal of Catherine. You know, like, there's no, like, you can tell your any. That's the thing about names. You can say that they're anything. You know, they're all made up. Like somebody made them up. So make up your own. You know.

[Chick McGee]

What you're saying is as an adult, one can change one's name. Certainly Puff Daddy is the best example.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he's gone by P. Diddy. Puff Diddy and P. Daddy probably as well. P. Daddy's more of a R. Kelly, of course. But.

[Chick McGee]

See, we eventually got very good. That's interesting. So the sweet little name, Rini.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Renee, does she have what one would.

[Chick McGee]

Call a normal job?

[Josh Arnold]

She was a jewelry salesperson. Up until the pandemic, she worked selling fine jewelry.

[Chick McGee]

What does she do now?

[Josh Arnold]

Now she. Well, let me finish the punchline to that sentence for one moment. She sold fine jewelry. If you ask her what kind of jewelry she. She sold, she would say it's fine.

[Christy Lee]

And so.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, now since the pandemic, we actually have been. She is, I would say, let's say in the model of Jim and Jeannie Gaffigan. She assists me. We have co created an hour of comedy about our relationship. I just filmed it in August and it will be out somewhere sometime next year.

[Pat Godwin]

Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

There we go. We're talking with Mike Kaplan. He's got a serious girlfriend. She's Ms. Reenie now.

[Josh Arnold]

It's true. And just to be clear, I say I have a girlfriend, but I don't. I don't have. She's not in a cage. It's a. She's a free range girlfriend. She's a locally sourced vegan, gluten free Girlfriend? That's a gfgf. Yes, but, yeah, she's. Josh, I feel like you're on the exact right wavelength for all of this and everyone else. Josh is your leader, please.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're gonna get back to the action with Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. We gotta get a couple more news stories out of you today.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of fine jewelry, the staff at the Ohio home that was used in the 1983 film Christmas Story is asking customers to be on the lookout for a lost wedding ring. Oh, the house from A Christmas Story reports an employee lost his wedding ring while packing orders.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard one of the Bumpus Dogs ate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I heard that.

[Christy Lee]

I heard that Farkas kid stole it. That's what I heard.

[Pat Godwin]

We've all seen the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory kind of thing. Get the lucky ticket, you know, and you can.

[Chick McGee]

When he lost it, he went fudge.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I should have on that.

[Chick McGee]

But he didn't say fudge.

[Tom Griswold]

The ring appears to be a black band with blue metallic interior.

[Chick McGee]

It's quite fragile.

[Tom Griswold]

Recently placed an order. They're asking you to check your package carefully.

[Chick McGee]

Will you watch that at some point?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I, I, I don't know if it's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how they. Yeah, I don't know how they do it, but somehow it is on in every home in the United States at some point.

[Tom Griswold]

I always watch on Christmas Eve. Don't they run it continuously, even if.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have a tv? Yeah, the, the bomber watched it as well. They stream it directly into your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's great.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait for those days, man.

[Chick McGee]

Darren McGavin.

[Tom Griswold]

They stream it, right.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the. There is a.

[Christy Lee]

Seen it.

[Chick McGee]

I wrote a current contemporary whatever commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With Peter Billingsley doing kind of a. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Kelly Clarkson sees him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And even says fudge. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But these days I think Kelly says fudge.

[Chick McGee]

Fair amount of.

[Pat Godwin]

Really? She's like one of the sweetest, nicest people.

[Christy Lee]

No, but she's really tiny now.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you haven't seen the commercial?

[Christy Lee]

No, I haven't. Not at all. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm trying to keep up, though.

[Chick McGee]

But I, I thought this was interesting about this story. It has the, the name of the place where they do this. This was obviously the house where they filmed it, which is in Cleveland, even though the story takes place in northern Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

Sick of Cleveland.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Christy Lee]

And it's all your fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's Red Rider legal lamps or.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. It's Red Rider leg lamps.

[Tom Griswold]

You're sorry? Yeah. Or Cleveland street novelties. Hey, I'm reading with one eye. Leave me alone.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't Cleveland street novelties sound like they sell. Oh, accessories while you're doing a Cleveland steamer to wipe up.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a niche market, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. I thought that you were gonna go innuendo and then you right out the end.

[Pat Godwin]

Really good at the end.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope people hear this because if they did order a leg lamp or whatever, this guy's ring is in one of them, Right? At least that's what he's saying. And then it turns up in a massage parlor. They must have bought a leg lamp from the at Madame Juan's massage and happy ending Parlor. I'm sorry, what? Oh, yeah, that's what.

[Pat Godwin]

You've never heard of Madame Juan's massage and happy ending Parlor?

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Josh Arnold]

With although the band aid of massage parlors.

[Christy Lee]

I have heard of. Madame Juan, was it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Just know her personally, socially.

[Chick McGee]

Right now we're going to hook up with comedian Al Jackson in a couple minutes here. Also coming up, Eddie Bonilla, our winner for Pigskin picks Week 15.

[Christy Lee]

He's a Browns fan.

[Chick McGee]

I know. If you want to be the winner week 16, you got to get your entries in before the game starts this evening. Go To Bob and Tom.com contest at stake, some fine jewelry, in fact, from Steven Singer jewelers. So please, once you can get that done. Right now I've been doing a lot of my Christmas shopping by going online. In fact, a whole bunch of it to Omaha Steaks. We're gonna find out if Al got his yet. I think I sent him to him on last Monday.

[Christy Lee]

Al, if you're listening, you better say thank you, pal, right now.

[Chick McGee]

I'll talk to Josh about this. Tell me more, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

Nothing says happy New Year like sitting down by yourself, watched a couple games and eating an entire lasagna.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, that does sound pretty terrific. I'm glad you mentioned New Years, because even though Christmas is right around the corner, it's never too late to order Omaha Steaks. In fact, if you are one of those people who, oh, my gosh, I got all these gifts and I forgot to give Steve and Nancy next door or something, this Omaha Steaks is the perfect gift because no one's mad that it's late. You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

If it's also Steve and Nancy live next door, you can go over and eat some steak.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that's even better.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I smell steak cooking. Hint, hint.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll be right there. Steve and Nancy, Bob and Tom show listeners.

[Chick McGee]

That's you.

[Pat Godwin]

You get an extra $30 off with promo code BTS.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, Steve and Nancy don't listen, so they're not gonna know that we told you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, exactly. This is a foolproof plan. Why are Steve and Nancy still mad at us?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a long story.

[Christy Lee]

Do they have a steak company, too? No, they don't, but Omaha does.

[Pat Godwin]

Almost there. It is 50 off site wide. That's Omaha steaks.com minimum purchase. Mail apply. Get Steve and Nancy something. Remember, they are your favorite neighbor. You know what? We need to get out. We'll get Steven Nancy something.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, coming up, another terrible idea in the realm of what to have at your next cocktail party and probably the sweetest lunch story. Remember the school lunch? Just a sweet happy story for the holiday season. Not nobody's Nobody's dead that I know of in this story. And then we have what if you were on an airplane flight across the Atlantic? It was so bad they had to land the plane plane early because it stunk. We got that coming up. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godo, and Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Tom. We have a special guest in the studio and on the tv.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we're gonna go one on the tv. That's. There we go. It's comedian Al Jackson. Is that a Cleveland Browns wool hat? You've got on there.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's just tan.

[Ace Cosby]

This is just. I started just dressing like a ranch random man. That's non descript. So I just have on a lot of it.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Ace Cosby]

It looks like I one of those people that slept inside of a Kohl's for four weeks before they caught me. I just like a lot of like basic solid colored outfits and that, that, that's the phase of my life I'm in right now, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Cause I thought maybe you were doing something in honor of the Cleveland Browns because they're playing in Thursday night football. Bengals. What is that game Sunday? Oh, Sunday.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. I mean well, we got taken off a Thursday which is so embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

You got flex.

[Ace Cosby]

So embarrassing that they were like we don't want the rest of the country to see this. And it, it's. As a Browns fan, I'm. I'm telling you this is the first time. It's weird we're. We're saying this and I feel blasphemous saying this. I just. I really had some ideas about like what if like another fan base just adopted. Adopted me. I've put my time in. I'm 47 and I can't. The losses get to you, man.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to be traded in every season.

[Ace Cosby]

You just.

[Chick McGee]

That was the. That was the voice of Mike Kaplan suggesting of Al that you be true. You know Mike Kaplan. Do you.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. What up Mike?

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Al.

[Chick McGee]

Great to see you.

[Ace Cosby]

Long time no see, bro.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. I'm. I like. You look great. Those solid colors are doing you well. You could affix any team logo to any part of them. So I think. Think you're. I think any team would be lucky to have you as a fan.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, thank you. If you have any suggestions. I mean I'm down. It can't be Pittsburgh or Baltimore, but I really now granted I'm not going anywhere, but I can't take the losing and it. I'm too old and I have too many responsibilities to care as much as I do. And I resent them for that as well. Like it's. It's us. You guys have never think about that. Mike, the Browns have never done the only thing that they were supposed to do. They've never won. That's kind of a. It's like a company that never made one of the product that they have a building to make.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me.

[Chick McGee]

It's very. I mean the Browns did win. They won the championship with. With Dr. Frank Ryan and Gary Collins in the 60s. Of course, pre super bowl.

[Ace Cosby]

Mind you, they Just jobs, though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

In the off season.

[Chick McGee]

Lou the Toe Groza.

[Ace Cosby]

They haven't won in the super bowl era. We don't have a trophy. Thomas. What I'm saying. I just want a trophy. And I'm. I just want one like the pay the. The Patriots have seven. Come on, it's enough with this. Like Fig. Like you can't figure this out. Don't get bad players. I digress.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, let's move forward here. We should explain to Mike what the object of this part of our program is. Is. Please. It is to educate me into the world of, shall we say, street lingo.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it sounds worse every time.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds very bad.

[Christy Lee]

It really does.

[Josh Arnold]

When do you stop saying street lingo?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure if Mike, I'm not sure who is the least. The least hip in the room.

[Pat Godwin]

We are.

[Chick McGee]

It may be you. Maybe Me. You're sure? I see. So, Al, lay. Lay one on me, please. Let me see if I can figure out this.

[Ace Cosby]

This is one time that you could be asked by your accountant. Okay, Tom. What is a dink?

[Chick McGee]

What is a dink? D I N K. Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I only know it used in bass fishing. Oh, Mike, you may not know that I'm a bass fisherman.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that. How could I? We've only spoken for a total of seven minutes.

[Chick McGee]

What is a. What is a dink?

[Pat Godwin]

A very small bass or small faso. Hey, did you catch any? Just a couple dinks.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what it is.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a dual income, no kids.

[Ace Cosby]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Now one might jump to a conclusion here.

[Pat Godwin]

It means dual income, no kids.

[Christy Lee]

That's all it means.

[Pat Godwin]

What else do you have?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, could you help?

[Chick McGee]

What's.

[Christy Lee]

What's next on your list, Al?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

How did you know that, Al?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I mean, a lot of people are dinks. I mean, especially, you know, if you. There. There's a lot more people than you think that don't want to get me. I mean, Kurt, Russell, Goldie, Han, you know, just a lot of people don't want to get married and. But. Or you're just kind of like long term boyfriend and girlfriend lived together for years and years, but just never got married. I think there's a lot more of those couples now than there used to be because the. The family pressure isn't there like it used to be. So I think there's a lot of dinks and a lot of sinks as well.

[Chick McGee]

Shout out to them.

[Ace Cosby]

I dated them for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

We had A news story last week, I believe it was, might have been this week about how in Japan. Remember this one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In Japan they're giving, I'm sorry, just in greater Tokyo, apparently the mayor has said there's, they're doing, they're giving people a four day week because they're, they want people of a certain age to start procreating.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not enough babies being born because.

[Chick McGee]

They, there aren't enough young people in Japan and they have, what is it, the, the, the most, what's it called, super centenarians or something. They got a lot of people, over a hundred.

[Tom Griswold]

They need people to take care of them when they get older.

[Chick McGee]

But people aren't having babies so they're giving them an extra day off putting.

[Ace Cosby]

That goes to my theory. Do you think that people had a lot of kids? Because there wasn't that much to do. And, and I'll explain that.

[Chick McGee]

What about. There was no.

[Ace Cosby]

Think about like the 50s or 60s. There wasn't the Internet, there wasn't like, oh, I could literally go online and grab a ticket and go to Spain for a week. You know, if you got money like that or you're, you don't have kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, there also weren't 20 types of.

[Chick McGee]

Birth control and pornography on demand.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, there are other things that you could do. There's like a lot that you could do in 2024 to occupy your time. But if it's 1971, you have no car, you got a terrible boyfriend, but he's in the house, you're not leaving, you're not going anywhere. Why not have some kids? But now I just think a lot of people are like, I have way more things that I would want to do than have a kid. It seems like people now that want to have kids want to have them so badly. They do things like I ivf they spend thousands of dollars to have these kids because they want to have kids. Where I think back in the day it's just like, oh, you're a married woman, it's about time. My mom wants some babies and you just had kids. But I don't feel like people, younger people really want to do that now. The idea of having like four kids before you're 25, I, I think that would sound clinically insane to somebody like my daughter.

[Pat Godwin]

Mike, do you have a crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate that. Thank you, Josh. I did. I hear, I feel like in this news story or one similar to it, there are places that are turning off the Internet from like 10pm until the morning for the Very reason that I think Al is 100% correct. They're like, the, the Internet is more attractive to people. I mean, like much rather virtual reality and you know, than live pornography, you know, which was the, the, the only.

[Chick McGee]

Option that you don't have any kids.

[Josh Arnold]

That's correct. I. I have an album that is called no Kidding about how I don't want kids. And that's the number that I want is none I love. Yeah. I'm very happy for children to exist if they want to, but I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna help figure it out yourself, you know, Again.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I could just see Mike becoming intimate with his partner, saying, and now do you want to have some live pornography?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I will say my idea. I do have children in my life. My girlfriend, well, she is. We are both in our 40s. Her mother had her very young and she has now five younger siblings who are between the ages of 11 and 18. So I'm basically a grandparent.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

We're going to visit them for the holidays. We bring presents, we FaceTime with them. You know, they teach us street lingo, you know, that kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

They can fix your phone, et cetera, et cetera. We're speaking with comedians Al Jazeer Jackson. And we also have live in the studio, Mike Kaplan. Myq Mike. That's me.

[Ace Cosby]

I was thinking about you this weekend because I did a couple shows with my homie Hannibal, and we were talk.

[Chick McGee]

When you say Mahomy Hannibal, you mean Hannibal Burrows, not a guy named Mahomy.

[Josh Arnold]

Street lingo learning happening live on the spot.

[Chick McGee]

I think that is a legitimate observation. I think someone's like, hey, JGL Jackson, he's got a buddy named Mahomey.

[Christy Lee]

No, this can't continue. This needs to stop.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, it kind of, it kind of, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Ace Cosby]

Something did stop and what he was saying was now in his dms, he gets a lot of, you know, people wanting him to advertise things and, you know, business property positions. And he was like, do you remember when DMS were just for sex? Like sliding into the dms, which. Tom, that was one of the first phrases we ever tackled.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I know what that means. Yeah. The so called direct message. Yes, yes, there we go. You AI, this is, this is for. For hitting on wanton sexuality.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

But when do you think that that switched over, Mike? I'm curious, like, where it DMs are now. Like, hey, do you wanna come play my club? Or hey, do you Wanna rep this new energy drink. But DMs for a while were so synonymous with a sexual nature that when you just mentioned DMs, people knew that that's the only thing it could have been discussing. Like, when did it cross over and become this, like, that was like a sacred space where it's like, if I'm in Christy's DMs, there's no reason for me to be there except to be like, well, what's up, girl?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I, I love that you call it a sacred space, number one. And yeah, the sacred space of hooking up. Yeah. Now, now it is 100% like corporations being like, you up for an advertising job?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like, why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you also, Al, I'm sure you get these two. Do you just get emails from like, I am like, the email address is like Joe Rogan company at Gmail and it's like, we would like to offer you $5,000 to be on a Facebook podcast, live streaming and we will talk about lifestyle and information and does any comedians are getting these emails all of the.

[Ace Cosby]

It's just all the time. And Mike, I had to.

[Chick McGee]

Is it a scam?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a scam.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, Tom is a scam. Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I get $5,000 every podcast. I assume I'm getting that today as well.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it is. It is so funny. You know, it's funny, Mike, before I even tell my story. Side note, I got one of those for Dan Soder. Like, do you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Same. Same.

[Ace Cosby]

And I was so. Dan Soder is just a good friend of mine and I love him, but I was so jealous. I was like, man, Dan made it to the point where he's now, now being used as a scam avatar. I gotta get my game.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's fantastic. That's great. I'm working on a new character.

[Ace Cosby]

I had to talk my co host Tori out of one of those because she, she was like, well, I'm really happy this morning I got this email from this company and it was funny for her because she is a talk show host. They didn't go after her with a comedian. They went after her with like some big time actress. Like, Renee Zellweger wants you to come on her podcast. She has. Renee Zellweger has never done a podcast, but she's going to do her first one with you. So I'm going to pay you $5,000 in the topic is whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

So how do they make money from you on this?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, since you. What do you think, Mike? They just ask you for your information or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the way that they ask you to log in to Facebook, like, or whatever mechanism, I think then they get access to your account. They hack you basically. Like you. You put in a password, you do something. And there's one. I know that a comedian friend of mine sadly fell for where they were like, just hiring him for gig. And they're like, we're going to pay you $300, but that or some amount. And they're like, we accidentally paid you too much and will you. And it almost went to their account, but he thought he was like, okay, well, if you. I'll just send you the money. That's. And then they hit the first thing where they sent him money disappeared. So there's. There's ways.

[Chick McGee]

It's a scam. Okay, Al, I'll. I'm working on a new character here. You just remind me. It's going to be me with a very special puppet. I'm going to call him Jerry Mahome. And gonna be like a. What do you think? No, I mean.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I think we should workshop it a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Al, do you know who Jerry Mahoney is?

[Ace Cosby]

I could see Tom in, like, in an improv class working by himself for an hour. And the teacher's like, tom, tell us about your character.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

He's a puppet named Jerry Mahomey. And that's all I have so far.

[Chick McGee]

He's. He's teaching. Teaching me about hip hop and rap.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick. Is. Is Jerry Mahoney 100 years old?

[Christy Lee]

Pretty close?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, pretty damn close.

[Christy Lee]

Knucklehead Smith.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry Mahoney had a TV show for kids in the 60s. He was a great puppet.

[Josh Arnold]

I think this puppet is really gonna hit with the youth and a timeless reference.

[Chick McGee]

But see, the. The difference would be, it wouldn't be Jerry Mahoney. It would be Jerry Mahomey. And the puppet would be of a certain nature.

[Josh Arnold]

It would teach children about the. The history.

[Chick McGee]

We would talk about integration.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna go to have a black puppet? Is that what you're gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he wants.

[Chick McGee]

What.

[Ace Cosby]

What child would go to a puppet show talking about a society that they currently live in? Unless it's to say, remember the good old days?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

So I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I guess Jerry Ma is not gonna happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's get Jeff Dun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And the scene.

[Ace Cosby]

I think Jerry's a one and done character.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Sorry, Al, we have time for one more word. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

And Tom, this is. This is one of my favorites. And I've decided this is going to be the name of my album. And I'm actually, I'm going to ask Mike this because, Tom, even though I'm pretty sure you probably have forgotten Mike, do you know what Ohio Riz is?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I will say. I'll say. No, I'll say that I'm familiar with the cotton concept of Riz, but I do not know what Ohio adds to it.

[Chick McGee]

I know Riz is charisma. I know that.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Ohio. Is this some kind of a slogan for the Buckeye State?

[Ace Cosby]

Kind of. Remember we talked about how my home state was being dissed for a while, Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Christy. You guys know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I remember. I remember we talked about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Diss is disrespected.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a little disrespectful, but it's kind of. I kind of like it because it is symbolic of kind of who comics are. But Ohio Riz is like. Ohio is used as, like, strange and almost off putting. Like. Yeah, I went to Mike's apartment. All he had was a pair of skis leaning against the wall in a. In a futon. It was very Ohio in there. And you would just say that meaning, like, it was weird and kind of creepy, but Ohio Riz is like a girl would be like, yeah, I went on a date with this guy named Mike. He was kind of quiet, but everything he said was funny. And I don't know, he just had this Ohio Riz to him. So it's kind of like a quirkiness that's sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's weird. It's a diss when it's just Ohio, but if it's Ohio Riz, it's kind of like, I don't hate that.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is the kind of complicated, nuanced language that Jerry Mahome could explain to me.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Tom, No, I. I'd be.

[Christy Lee]

Think like, he's hammering it home, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

I'm not moving my lips. Okay. Thanks, Al Jackson. Have a great Christmas, Al.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, happy holidays. Merry Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

I love you.

[Christy Lee]

Love you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Alright, y'all, now we have Christy Lee right over there. I can see her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you can.

[Chick McGee]

And she is sitting at the Silac Insurance news desk, which is a very special place. What is Silac Insurance all about? It's about annuities. What are annuities all about? They're about when it's time for you to say goodbye to your job. You still have that check coming in. Because very few of us have a job Anymore where you've got the pension, you get the gold watch. And as the door hits you in the butt, they go, oh, we're gonna keep paying you. We liked it so much, it's probably not gonna happen. So you gotta take care of yourself and you can relax a lot if you have something called an annuity that's going to be helping you in the future. Find out all the details by going to the folks that are experts in the world of annuities. It's the Silac Insurance Company, S I L A C. And you can visit them, of course, by going online, S I L. Or just go to bobandtom.com, we've got a link there. We also have Chick Magee himself showing you exactly what's going on in the world of walking to your mailbox and picking up a check. It's a lot of fun. Check it out by going to bobandtom.com Once again, the Silac Insurance Company, the experts in annuity. Eliminate some worries in your life by checking out what annuities are all about. Once again, it's s I l a-I n s.com, the Silicon Lilac Insurance Company. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you would think the holiday it Animal would be reindeer. It's not. We'll talk talk about the new Holiday it animal when we come back and the new hot toddy, so to speak.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, thank you very much. And comedian Mike Kaplan hanging out with us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bob and tom.comcont-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I said nothing during that. There's Christy and Pat and Josh Ace. I'm Chick Tom. We still have. We have a special guest joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Studio comedian Mike Kaplan coming up. By the way, I should say we're doing a special edition a little bit later on of sexy time. So be prepared. Also, I'm going to continue my educational foray into your lives. In just a few minutes, we have a demonstration of the to. This is what I call the. The backwards setup, okay. Where I. Where I will explain a joke that did not fly several minutes ago. That we will.

[Christy Lee]

And why are we revisiting visiting it?

[Tom Griswold]

Because he wants us to laugh.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you won't laugh. No, no, no, no. There's nothing funny. It's just going to be. I sure look forward to explanation.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a theory. You know, they say, you know, it's sort of like dissecting a frog. You know, that when you have a joke that works, if you analyze it, it becomes less funny. So if you have a joke that does not work and you analyze it, it can only become funnier, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Somewhat logical, I think. I don't. In this case, that I'm about to. To disprove that. Now, if you look at the screen, we have a photograph of the. That is the. The dog, as you can see in the box. The. That was the ventriloquist dummy of Jerry Mahone.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, it's the oldest thing I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You could tell by looking at the box. The technology of. Of box printing back then. Very.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have one of these?

[Chick McGee]

Of course. I had both Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead Smith.

[Ace Cosby]

You did?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I'm getting a no from another elderly gent in the room. Okay. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

That's the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was. He had a TV show. Paul. Was it Paul Winchell?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I'm thinking that I would have had one of these because, you know, I like puppets. I had a Grover when I was in high school, but I, I. That freaked me out so much. I remember not wanting that.

[Chick McGee]

Paul Winchell was a TV ventriloquist and he ended up being of all. This sounds ridiculous. He became.

[Pat Godwin]

This all sounds ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

No, just let me finish. This is an important point. It might save your life later.

[Christy Lee]

Really quick.

[Chick McGee]

He was on the forefront of a heart.

[Christy Lee]

He was there.

[Chick McGee]

No, he, he would. He actually built a mechanical heart. He was quite an interesting man. And really, his. He does a lot of car. He did a lot of car. He just died. He was very old.

[Christy Lee]

He did the voice of Tigger and Winnie the Pooh.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Famously, he does that. And so when I, When I talked about my creation.

[Christy Lee]

He has a hot dog daughter, right? April.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. April Winchell. My. I was going to be doing my new puppet, Jerry Mahomey, which I'm there with a kind of a.

[Christy Lee]

He's still doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Contrast.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you were engaging him.

[Chick McGee]

Was.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a donut shop.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Let's talk with our guest comedian. Comedian, comedian Mike Kaplan is here with us. He does not have a puppet, does not have a guitar, but he does have a girlfriend. Friend. It's. He's emphasized that her name is Reenie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And you're not going to have kids. You've already established that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's, you know, that. That we know of. You know, we. Maybe when we're 80, we'll get some kids, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

When we can afford them.

[Chick McGee]

And you're going to retire together.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, here's the thing. I. I love what I do. I hope to never have to retire, and I also can't afford to. But I do have, you know, some say, enough savings in the bank that every once in a while I get a call from the bank and they're like, hey, we'd like to talk about your retirement plans. And I'm like, I'm a comedian. They're like, good. Goodbye, then. But no, this one time I had a particularly, you know, really eager person. It seemed like maybe they had a quota of people they needed to sign up for things. So they were like, can you just play along? Like, what if. If you. Let's say you had to retire, like, what do you want to retire? Like, 70? I was like, okay, 70. I'll retire at 70. It's like, and then how long after. After that, would you like to have money for me? You're asking when I'm planning to die? And he's like, yeah, when do you want to die? And so I was like, okay, I don't know. 90, 100? And he's like, I don't know about that. I was like, well, you're looking at the numbers. So you tell me, when will I die? Like, don't go to a psychic. Go to your bank. The bank knows when you die. Truly, I used to worry about this. I hope this might help everybody. I used to worry, what if I don't have enough money? Money to make it until I die. But then I had an epiphany. I realized I definitely will have enough money to make it till I die. Because if I run out of money, then I'll die. Like, there's. There's no way that you won't have enough money to make it till it's like a dog with tiny legs. Like, they're long enough to reach the ground. Your wealth is long enough to reach your own death. There's no way. My bank does actually do a deal where I think once I'm almost out of money, they'll use the remainder to hire an assassin.

[Chick McGee]

And then, you know, that's a good proceed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Bulworth style.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now, I heard you talking off the air. This may not be appropriate, but I heard. I heard you talking off the air. That both your parent. Well, you said on the year, both your parents are musicians and they're teachers. But you said you're. They're divorced, your parents and successfully and happily.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are. They are successfully happily. They told me it was. I was 14 when they divorced and they sat me down. They both, they're like, we love you and this is not your fault. And I was like, I didn't think it was and couldn't imagine how it could be. You know, now I think it might be because. Why are you even bringing this up? We think the parents doth protest too much. But yes, they are. Currently my mom, happily single and dating. She's on the apps. She's on match.com. she's on catch Mom. That's for when your mom's a catch. And then yes, my, My dad happily married for just 31 years. He was married to my mom for 22 years and now married to his. His wife Maria for 31 years. So 53 years of total marriage, my dad. And that's more than I want.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Now I. The reason I bring it up, I heard you talking to Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And I hope this is okay for me to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing is secret.

[Chick McGee]

You were saying that your mom.

[Josh Arnold]

How dare you. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is a woman. A round heeled woman of easy virtue. No, no, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You were saying your mother plays music professional at a. At a temple. And your father, I heard you say, plays Christian music at a church.

[Josh Arnold]

That is so.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. Were they, when as. Were they of different religions as a couple?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they were both Jewish. Surprise. I don't know if I always love.

[Chick McGee]

Did your dad convert?

[Josh Arnold]

My dad, no, he did not convert, but he. When he married a Catholic woman, he started attending services with her and became a part of the community. And like I think that he finds similar peace and joy and meaning in, in the communion. Perfect for comedy. And you know, he just. I feel like they both believe in quote unquote something, you know, that they both. That there, there is something. There's something more than you know, you can see and feel and hear and know and who knows where any of this came from. And so, you know, my mom goes to one building, my dad goes to another building. But if you take down the buildings, like the space is the same.

[Chick McGee]

Do they ever play their instruments together?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they used to when they were together, they would both play. I lived in New Jersey. They played for like the New Jersey like symphony and opera, marching or bands down the shore. The Jersey Shore.

[Chick McGee]

So yeah, they made music Together in other ways as well.

[Josh Arnold]

They made beautiful music together. That's me. I am. Yeah, you are their opus. Did you say that they made Jew? That is. You want to be careful with that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I said beautiful music.

[Tom Griswold]

You said they made you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know, one time sometimes at the end of my shows, I do a Q and A or a Q and A. I don't call it that. But I asked the audience if they have any questions. And one time a guy said I talked about being Jewish and he said, how Jew are you? And I was like, well, I am Jew enough that I would ask you not to say it like that. And I would say maybe. How Jewish are you? Ish. If you wanna rhyme it, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Coming up, special edition of Sexy Time. Also up next, it's our Pigskin Picks winner, Eddie Bonilla. And we'll get ready with the shoe. And for tonight's Thursday night, or by the way, get your. Get your picks in before that game starts. Bob and Tom.com contest. And thank you to our guest, Mike Kaplan. I should mention also, Mike tonight is going to be in Columbus, Ohio at the Attic. That's the one in Columbus, Ohio, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. At the SILAC Newsday desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Jessica Alsman is here.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

At the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, a special edition of Sexy Time without Ali brain. We're going to be doing it ourselves. We'll see how we do. But right now, it's time to check in with our winner from the Bob and Tom Pigskin Picks competition. For Week 15, our winner is Edward Bonilla. Do we have Edward on the phone?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I'm here.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, everyone. Now, are you an Edward or an Ed?

[Christy Lee]

He's an Eddie.

[Chick McGee]

I never. I never go by Ed.

[Pat Godwin]

I know that probably one of your.

[Chick McGee]

Favorite things because of Mr. Ed, but.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

This. This some right here is with the program.

[Chick McGee]

I like.

[Christy Lee]

I like.

[Chick McGee]

I like you even more already. Edward. And it is pronounced. Is it pronounced Bonia?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, like. Like the baseball player. No relation.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Because it's spelled like vanilla, like gorilla.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Tom, we know. Different. Different letters have different sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, that's what I hate about English. Okay, that's P is in pneumonia. Okay. I'm sorry. Edward, congratulations. You were one of 13 to get all 16 games correct in week 15. And you won the tiebreaker. So that means you get to pick against Chick McGee. It also means you of course win that Stephen Singer $500 gift certificate. Now, Mr. McGee, are you ready to take on Edward?

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding me? Of course I'm ready. Here we go. Eddie, you ready? Ready, Eddie?

[Chick McGee]

Edward? I am ready.

[Christy Lee]

All right, we've got. Let's go right to the Battle of Ohio. This weekend in Cincinnati, the Bengals host the Cleveland Brown Browns. The Browns getting seven. Who do you like, Cincinnati or Cleveland?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm a Cleveland fan unfortunately, so I'm gonna have to go with the Bengals. I think we're gonna get beat up pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I agree with Eddie. Take the Bengals minus the 7. Cincinnati has still has some hopes of the play playoffs. The Indianapolis Colts are hosting the Tennessee Titans. Titans are getting three. Who do you like? Colts to cover the Titans in that three.

[Pat Godwin]

I am going to go with the.

[Chick McGee]

Colts on that one.

[Christy Lee]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

I like the Colts.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not bad.

[Christy Lee]

He's right again. Colts minus three, Tom. Right. Okay, let's see. And tonight's game, the Los Angeles Chargers and beautiful Sofi Stadium and the Denver Broncos. Broncos. Broncos are getting three. Do you like Sean Payton and his Denver Broncos and Bo Nicks or do you like the Chargers minus the three, Eddie?

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

I am going to go with the Broncos for my brother in law. He's a Broncos fan so I'm going to go with him.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. The Chargers can't lose again, can they? I'm going to say no. I like Chargers minus the three Tom and All right, that's week's this this week's shoe into the week.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. And by the way, you've also picked the other games and they're posted where.

[Christy Lee]

The chick McGee on Instagram. Eddie, you all set for Christmas? You ready to go?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, two kids.

[Chick McGee]

Probably not. I would say not.

[Pat Godwin]

My, my wife likes buying gifts, so I would doubt that we're done. So.

[Chick McGee]

All right, I see. Well, just between us, you did win this gift certificate for some jewelry that might be helpful. You have a wife and everything. If you'd like to keep her, I'd recommend using it on her going to I hate stevensinger.com. yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That was Christy Lee Edward throwing you under the bus and then driving it over your head back and forth. What the heck? Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

I got lucky. My wife don't like jewelry. She has her, her rings from are getting married and that's it. But I have a 13 year old daughter who does not mind jewelry.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. Well, good for you. Well, Edward, it's been a great pleasure speaking to you and the best of luck with your jewelry purchases for your lovely daughter. And give our best, give our best to your wife. And thanks so much for listening. We certainly appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy holidays.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

You too. And thank you for everything you guys do. You guys make my days. My morning's a lot better when I have to go to work, so. You're very sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks Edward and take care.

[Christy Lee]

I wish there was somebody we could listen to make our days better. That would really, that would really probably help.

[Chick McGee]

Like an early early morning show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because you got your late show. You got your late, late show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why isn't there an early, early, early.

[Tom Griswold]

Show for the early people? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The really early people. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We rely on this to keep me in.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, right now Patty G's been jumping at the bit over there.

[Christy Lee]

Brand new is what I'm hearing. Brand new.

[Chick McGee]

Now we debuted another song earlier this week, so that one really didn't fly. I, I thought, I thought it was quite clever, but.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you didn't.

[Chick McGee]

No, you didn't. I believe I said it was an audio turd.

[Pat Godwin]

A one time audio turn.

[Chick McGee]

It was not funny funny, but at least it was long.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right. Was I not using my own joke against me?

[Christy Lee]

I think, I think these show, these songs are fine. You just want to use that stupid joke every time. That's all you want to do.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a techno clause, right?

[Chick McGee]

Like a Santa Claus.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. That was awful.

[Chick McGee]

No, it, it opened. I, it opened. I've had a couple good lines in the beginning and then I think Pat got discouraged, you know, by the response it was getting.

[Pat Godwin]

So what I've done is I've taken that song and I want to redeem myself. This is called the Tom Griswold Christmas Song.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom's correct in your speech. He's letting you know an Ivy League degree and he's telling you so grammar clause is coming to town. When I've sang or sung, he corrects me for sure. It's hanged, not hung. And it's restaurateur, not restaurantor.

[Chick McGee]

No end. No end. You literally.

[Pat Godwin]

To town. He corrects you when you're speaking. It's not normalcy. You tool. You can't use a mixed metaphor in a song, you silly fool.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

You feel nauseated, not nauseous. And there's no such word as irregardless. Grammar clause is coming. The rest of us are dumbing it down. Grammar clauses coming to town. He's so pretentious.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, see, that's brilliant. And yet short. The good ones you want to make longer. Thank you, Pat. That's educational too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it was.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe irregardless isn't a word if you can say it. Isn't it a word? It's not a word. Ah, who knew? It's regardless.

[Tom Griswold]

Regardless. Who started the ear?

[Chick McGee]

Some illiterate.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wanda sound. Want to sound like they were intelligent. Now Christy Lee is right over there. I can see her. And she is sitting at the Silac insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Tom Griswold]

The so called it animal for this holiday season apparently has been announced.

[Pat Godwin]

Lemur animal. What was your guess?

[Christy Lee]

A lemur.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'd be a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good guess.

[Chick McGee]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuter than this one. Ocelot? No. Anybody? Do you want to guess? Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Pocket. Pocket. Pocket. Puppy dog.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I love you.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, he's not paying attention.

[Pat Godwin]

I was absolutely paying attention.

[Tom Griswold]

The world's largest rodent has been turned into cuddly. Plush toys of capybaras can be found on.

[Chick McGee]

How do you pronounce it?

[Tom Griswold]

Capybara. Capybara.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's in the ratchet Anaconda food.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you want me to pronounce it?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I'm asking. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Honey, I'm going out to the store to get capybara. That's an anaconda leaving for the shopping. Grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

You can can find them on slippers, purses, robes, bedding, T shirts, phone cases.

[Pat Godwin]

And we give me pantyhose while you're out. I just need the one.

[Tom Griswold]

The capybara follows a long tradition of trendy animals such as last year's is. I don't know what this is. A X O L O T L. You've seen these.

[Pat Godwin]

They're like. They're these Oxyotl or something like that. But they're oxidals. They're little. They look like amoeba.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's a giant legless spider with huge jaws.

[Chick McGee]

So who did jaws?

[Christy Lee]

If you see it, it looks like it has big.

[Chick McGee]

Is this based on what stuffed animals are selling?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the Richard Dare, the longtime owner of the Learning Express Toys franchise? Yep. In Illinois said social media.

[Pat Godwin]

The show did not last long on Nickelodeon.

[Chick McGee]

Dick dare.

[Christy Lee]

Today's Dick dare been canceled.

[Tom Griswold]

The social media plays a large role in how characters or animals blow up like crazy. I remember the sloth thing. Remember that was like everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's your ox.

[Christy Lee]

They look like they're underwater. Little.

[Chick McGee]

They look like outer space.

[Tom Griswold]

I do remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Weirdo salamanders.

[Pat Godwin]

But they kind of make. They are weirdo salamanders. They kind of make.

[Chick McGee]

They look.

[Pat Godwin]

They make cute plushies.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I agree. It looks like a Rick from Rick and Morty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're. They're really odd. But that was again so the. So the capybaras like a giant guinea pig.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Huge rodent.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Are people getting them for real? Can you keep them like a pet?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

You're just asking for an anaconda to show up at your.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse me, I heard you had a copy bar. True.

[Tom Griswold]

Capybaras are native to North America. Are they, Are they just.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think they are. I think they're like an Amazonian.

[Chick McGee]

They're one of the few animals in the wild. They wear hats.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's where the cap comes.

[Christy Lee]

And off to the left.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

For a little flavor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a little funky.

[Josh Arnold]

Funky Cappy, funky.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Coming up, a special edition of Sexy Time. Am I going to be the host? Oh, thank you. Of course we have take a vote. We have also. We just spoke with our. I really enjoyed talking to Edward and he's got that, he's got, he's got that Steven Singer gift certificate. He's gonna buy something nice for his 13 year old daughter. That's sweet. I wonder if he'll choose a pair of those Anita diamond stud earrings from Steven Singer Jewish. You can see them by going to ihatestevensinger.com those start by the way at 298 bucks a pair. And of course they're made with Earthborne diamonds. Real diamonds. That's what Steven Singer specializes. And he's got that famous full 100, 100%, no hassle money back guarantee. I have been told he has more diamond earrings than any other jeweler in the country. Find out and perhaps get a pair. I would get that done today by the way, so you can have it in time for the big holiday just around the corner. Now Steven Singer can be reached once [e-mail] free shipping. Always important to mention that and lots and lots of different things, including those beautiful bracelets. Bracelets? The one that you like so much. Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

The at last bracelet.

[Chick McGee]

Check that one out. And these are real diamonds from a real jeweler you can trust. I hate stevensinger.com. that's where you'll find our friend Stephen Singer. When we come back, a special edition of Sexy Time. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here for for the brand new Sexy Time show with Christy Lee and Josh Arnold. Pat Godwin, Jessica Alsman, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Special edition. Allie Breen got called to do a little bit of TV this morning. So she has sent us the letters and so I thought we'd go around the horn and we'll do our usual analysis as we try to help people with their love lives. All right, I'll start.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

You don't mind?

[Pat Godwin]

I have one that's numbered. Number one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Are these in order?

[Christy Lee]

They are in order and they are numbered. Yes, they are numbered.

[Pat Godwin]

We're supposed to order. You'll sit there and listen.

[Chick McGee]

I'll be extra uncooperative. What does it say?

[Pat Godwin]

Dear Ally, my husband is a pilot and I found out last year he has a 5 year old kid in another state. I've stayed with him because I love him a ton and he is a great dad to our kids. He has to pay child support, which I get, but she keeps asking for more and more. I accept the kid, but I hate his mom, as I think she intended for this to happen. She's using him like a piggy bank and it's making me madder and madder. He has to pay what he owes, but I told him not a dollar more or I feel like it means he cares about her. Am I right or wrong? Wrong. She wants to know, since he may pay more child support because the woman is asking for more, does that mean he actually cares about the woman? I say it does not. Does not.

[Christy Lee]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, as long as the money goes towards the kid. But how do you know the money's going toward the kid?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, well, there's a good chance it isn't.

[Chick McGee]

I'm, I'm seeing this more as a. As an interesting Hallmark movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this called Extortion?

[Chick McGee]

The whole pilot thing is kind of a fun theme.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they already have that Christmas island, trust me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

I just watched it the other day.

[Chick McGee]

A woman on everybody report kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this was the woman was the pilot.

[Chick McGee]

I say let's let's go conspiracy theory on this. Okay, this is the one. How many more are there? What other cities has he flown to? And there are a lot of little kids that look like him.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope that's not the case.

[Chick McGee]

I see. I see. She sounds pretty patient, though, like she's okay with it.

[Pat Godwin]

And of course he has a kid out there. Okay? He has to pay child support. Okay, why? Why can she keep asking for more and more?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe she has something if he's making.

[Pat Godwin]

More and more money and she takes it to the court.

[Tom Griswold]

I got you.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get to our next letter. This one's too serious. What else?

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it because you weren't able to do one first? Is that why you.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why it is?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

I tell you what.

[Pat Godwin]

I kind of think there is something to that.

[Christy Lee]

What number? What number do you have?

[Josh Arnold]

Four.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Okay. I have two. You want to switch?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

God, you guys are babies.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, Ally.

[Christy Lee]

He.

[Chick McGee]

I took my girlfriend to see the movie Wicked. Uhhuh. She dressed in a pink puff sleeve dress.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Without warning me.

[Christy Lee]

Without warning me.

[Chick McGee]

We are 43 years old. Is this a red flag? It seemed weird to me.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a date.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a. Says. It says girlfriend.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, girlfriend. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she's dressing like the character. That's part of the deal. No one in that theater was judging her that actually enjoyed Wicked.

[Chick McGee]

So is that. That you're supposed to dress up like the Wicked Witch or whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

It makes perfect sense that. That people are doing that.

[Chick McGee]

So this guy's okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he's fine.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I don't know about that. I mean, I think I. I too, would have hated it. Yeah. But at least this guy did something I wouldn't, which is go to that movie.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay to dress in cosplay stuff, right? To go see films?

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

I. It's fine. It makes sense again. Yeah. She's doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's not for me, but that's exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you just think that's too much fandom?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Well, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think Christy nailed it. You might consider, in a certain situation, dressing up.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I've gone to plenty of screenings, and I've never wanted to dress up. I just enjoy the product.

[Tom Griswold]

But did your person with you ever do that?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Jessica, you've done this, haven't you?

[Chick McGee]

At the theater, though, I would just.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, maybe wear a T shirt that represented the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, oh, I'M wearing a. Yeah, see.

[Pat Godwin]

I wouldn't even do that. But I get that people do do it and I. It's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

And some people will dress up as a full on, like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the new Batman movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm dressed up as Batman.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But it is kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how. I guess I wouldn't think of anyone dressing up for Wicked unless it was a kid. But it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

She's normal.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I think it's.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I never.

[Chick McGee]

I want to see Last Tango in Paris dressed stick of butter.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I wore a butter stick of butter costume.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they've made other movies, you know, that they've made a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

That's endorsed by the American Dairy association. By the way, I dress as unsalted butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Makes it a little bit less painful. I'm sorry, Chris. Who's number three?

[Tom Griswold]

I have a long one, so bear with.

[Chick McGee]

Is it more depressing than the first one?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Ally, my wife rarely drinks, but when she does, boy, does she do it right. When she approaches blackout, though her inner spring breaker, gymnast, nymphomaniac side break loose and unleashes havoc upon the world.

[Pat Godwin]

I have no question or complain. I'm just bragging to all of you.

[Christy Lee]

Why are you telling us?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm telling lack of inhibition. I mean, sex. So loud and raunchy, neighbors on both sides bang on the walls. Here's the thing. She never remembers any of it and always brushed it off like I was teasing her. But a couple of years ago, I think she realized I wasn't joking and suddenly stopped drinking more than one beer at a time and goes out of her way to dress less sexy at drinking fun functions. She says it's because she doesn't like hangovers, but I can tell that's not the truth. Obviously, I enjoyed those nights, but I think subconsciously she did, too. Even if she doesn't remember, how can I convince her that it's still okay to let loose? Especially when I'm there to keep her safe.

[Chick McGee]

You need to just. You need to just ply her with alcohol, sir. You should have shut up in the beginning. When you had it. You.

[Pat Godwin]

So you're going Cosby Light?

[Chick McGee]

I would say, yeah, I'm trying to. Yes, sir. This was. You had it, you idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but those hangovers suck as you get older. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

That's her problem.

[Pat Godwin]

She. You can tell her, hey, let's have some wild sex. You can say that.

[Chick McGee]

Drink at home. But apparently that wasn't happening unless she was drunk.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. But he hasn't said it. He. He's asking us for advice.

[Tom Griswold]

So in other words, Josh, like always, you need to communicate.

[Pat Godwin]

Tell you want some wild sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Like.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm telling you, you've already blown it. Good luck, move on, cut it loose.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, dumb move.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I don't have. Who's next?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm. Oh, no, you're number. You're next.

[Christy Lee]

Now I'm number two that got moved to number four.

[Pat Godwin]

Unbelievable, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Is better.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Ally, I don't know. My wife and I can't talk about politics. We always fight about it. I don't have this issue with any of my other friends. Even if we disagree, my wife just gets mad if I don't think exactly like her. Even if I explain why. Can we survive even if we can't talk about a huge part of life?

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. I don't know if she's being unreasonable these days. Everyone's like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps if you explained it really slowly to her, she would receive the information.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Every woman responds well.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the way to go. That's absolutely. Good luck.

[Christy Lee]

Don't talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't talk about politics. Yeah, that's the thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I would say. Don't keep it a huge part of.

[Tom Griswold]

Your life every four years it comes up or every. Whatever, to just don't see each other.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk to each other for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck. Yeah, that's not going to. What's the. Who's the famous couple where. She's a Democrat, he's Republican.

[Christy Lee]

Carvel and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Are they still out there?

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen Frozen Mouth.

[Pat Godwin]

Carvel's still out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Carvel is.

[Chick McGee]

Are they still together? That.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Finally. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Who has number five?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Dear Ally, I went on a first date with a woman, and when I asked if she wanted dessert, she said no, but she would like to order two meals to take home to her kids. I said yes because it would have been awkward to say no, but does this seem normal? I feel a little taken advantage of.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. It's not crazy. Crazy. It is wild, though, that she expected him to pay for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I think you would go. Hey, by the way, my kids would. They would love some of this. I'm gonna take. I'm gonna get.

[Chick McGee]

Did I mention that they like caviar and lobster and champagne?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but I'm gonna go ahead and pay for. She should have paid for that on a first date, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Has that Ever happened to you?

[Pat Godwin]

I have. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And in fact, I've done that. Hey, I'm gonna get my roommate this to go. But of course I'm back paying for it.

[Tom Griswold]

But not a kid.

[Pat Godwin]

But, you know. And by the way, it was never a first date.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I see what you're saying. I said, but you don't have a roommate. I used to. By the way, I'm gonna get more meals for. I have six roommates. Point.

[Christy Lee]

What is she ordering?

[Pat Godwin]

Is she ordering a kid's meal or ordering lobsters? I think no matter what you're ordering, it's a little much to ask a first date to pay for the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It is very weird.

[Tom Griswold]

She probably wasn't planning on a second date.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see if I can get some food for the kids.

[Pat Godwin]

But that's actually. Yeah, this. Josh, have you ever had a first.

[Christy Lee]

Date ask you to pay for a babysitter?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so weird.

[Pat Godwin]

How'd that go?

[Christy Lee]

Especially you. Yeah, that'd be bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, when would. Did she ask you? Before you guys went on the date or during the date? No, before. Hey, I can go out with you, but I need somebody to pay for my babysitter.

[Christy Lee]

No, she said, can you pay for my babysitter?

[Pat Godwin]

Was. If you had said no, would the date be off? I did say no. And was the date.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there was no date then.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. No. No date. He said.

[Pat Godwin]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Well, bring the kids.

[Pat Godwin]

You're the parent.

[Chick McGee]

Have fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, how hot. How hot was.

[Pat Godwin]

She said no when it wasn't a yes or no answer.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Ace doesn't work in yes and nosy. Is this a surprise?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not a surprise to me, but it was a surprise to him. And then he chastised me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

In front of millions of people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He does that because. You know why? He's terrified of Ace for some reason. I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can tell you why.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm playing stupid. You will not be happy.

[Pat Godwin]

I love Tom's giggle.

[Chick McGee]

I. I mean, I sort of think that's.

[Christy Lee]

This is almost the worst thing ever. You know that, right?

[Chick McGee]

But I think that's kind of a.

[Pat Godwin]

Reasonable request, the babysitter thing, for a.

[Chick McGee]

Woman to say, hey, look, here's the circumstance. I. I kind of do. I think if that's done in advance.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

It would be weird if you were out. And she said at the end of the. Of a bad day. Oh, by the way you need to pay for the babysitter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be asking in advance.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's perfectly reasonable.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's reasonable, too.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't ask, you don't get.

[Christy Lee]

Not my kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly how you said.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I was just saying, ace, what if this woman were super hot? Was she hot on the phone? She goes, oh, God, I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, of course she was hot. She was going out with a. I hear her going.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm like, well, I think I could go, but let's see, it's Tuesday. That's right after my nymphomaniacs Anonymous meeting. Could you pay for the babies? Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I have. Number six. I'm in a relationship with a woman who is bisexual and polyamorous. That means she wants to date many.

[Chick McGee]

People, and she does it on a Schwinn.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the joke there?

[Chick McGee]

Bisexual.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll ask you again.

[Christy Lee]

Remember when I said this is almost the worst thing ever? Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

I said Huffy.

[Pat Godwin]

So she's bisexual and polyamorous. I am so in love with her, but afraid if I tell her I want to be monogamous, she will. Will end it. If I just write it out, is there any chance she'll end up just wanting to be with me? I don't know. Who has number seven?

[Christy Lee]

So is this. Who sent us these letters?

[Tom Griswold]

Did.

[Christy Lee]

Allie said because she couldn't be on the show, she sent us the crap letters. That's what happened.

[Chick McGee]

What's your thought on that? Josh?

[Pat Godwin]

I think if you want to be monogamous with her, you should bring it up. And if she ends it well, then it wasn't meant for to be because.

[Tom Griswold]

She obviously doesn't enjoys.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Yeah. I think that she will want to continue, at the very least, being bisexual. Now, you could say, hey, I want to be the only man in your life.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're comfortable with that.

[Tom Griswold]

But does that mean that they're in this? Like they are bringing them into each other's bed?

[Pat Godwin]

Not necessarily. No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it doesn't sound like that.

[Chick McGee]

She's got other folks. Okay. Of. Of.

[Christy Lee]

Of.

[Chick McGee]

Of various persuasions, and they could be.

[Pat Godwin]

She's real greedy. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She wants it all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

More D, more V. Everything.

[Chick McGee]

Orifice in a store. What's the. What's the phrase I'm looking for?

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, who has number seven?

[Tom Griswold]

I think that was it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, that was it.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Ali Breen can be found. Ali, are you performing anywhere this week?

[Chick McGee]

If you have love troubles, A L L I B R E E N. And then Ally is also on Only Fans at A L L I B and I. I haven't been observing her only fans.

[Pat Godwin]

You can see my butt.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently you can see her butt, according to Josh and I think she was going to do some kind of holiday themed activity.

[Tom Griswold]

She promised.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. So that was all the letters.

[Tom Griswold]

That was all the letters.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I wondered if she's received any letters from women or wives asking, hey, me and my husband listen to the show. Do you know if my husband is a subscriber of your only fans?

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if she's received any of those letters yet.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Like he says, no, but my husband.

[Pat Godwin]

Is now addicted to your Only Fans. Thanks a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you do though? Would you tell her? I mean, if I were Ali Breen, would I tell this wife? Oh, yeah, your husband does. Follow me. Well, I wouldn't want to get involved in that.

[Pat Godwin]

You can also use a fake name on Only Fans.

[Chick McGee]

What do you use?

[Pat Godwin]

I use T. Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

That's good. I was wondering why I was getting those great names. Keep it up. It's really enjoyable. We have time to switch gears and go back to this. To the. To the news desk. Insurance news. I'm sorry, what do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Hot Dr. Pepper. The latest winter beverage taking the Internet by storm.

[Pat Godwin]

Hot Dr. Pepper.

[Christy Lee]

This is an old, old thing for them.

[Pat Godwin]

I've heard of a flaming Dr. Pepper.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick's right. It is kind of an old thing. The warming drink went viral after it was posted on Instagram. Legend has it. Is it Wesby? Is that the guy's name?

[Chick McGee]

Wesby R. Parker? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wes Park. Lesbie R. Parker, president of the Dr. Pepper Company, came up with the idea for a hot rendition of the soda way back in 1958. Is this boozeless as a way to market the product during colder months?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Most recipes for the beverage Recommend Heating to 180 degrees, which is enough to make it piping hot, but without reaching the boiling point. Don't want to scald your mouth and.

[Christy Lee]

Then right down the throat.

[Pat Godwin]

Because a flaming Dr. Pepper is booze. But it just kind of of change. It tastes like Dr. Pepper. I don't think there's actually any.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't had that. To complete this hot Dr. Pepper experience though, you need to add lemon slices according to the story.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, no, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

To me, this sounds like a. A sex act.

[Tom Griswold]

What what is. You need to get laid.

[Pat Godwin]

God. What are your thoughts on this?

[Chick McGee]

I have no thoughts on. No, no. Pat was just.

[Christy Lee]

A man named.

[Chick McGee]

Pat was telling me in the green room three weeks when he gave her the hot Dr. Pepper. Is that what I said? Does this hype. I don't tell you what.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, but.

[Chick McGee]

But gave her the hot Dr. Pepper.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what? I'm gonna. I'm gonna out us. As Godwin once said in the hallways, that. That equ. That comedic equation. Anything. I'm gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm. I'm. I'm ratting us out. Pat, you and I were both complaining about this. All right, go ahead. Because one time Pat ran it to me. I'm so tired of this. Doesn't that sound like a sex move joke? Oh, I dropped a pencil. Oh, that sounds like a sex move drop pencil. I'm thirsty. Oh, that sounds like a dress.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a thirsty man.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I did hear Pat say I gave her half the pencil.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, I'm already in the penalty box.

[Chick McGee]

I don't need to go back. You don't think the hot Dr. Pepper fits that scenario?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm just saying everything could be a sex.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, everything does.

[Pat Godwin]

On your desk right now. You're looking at. That's your go to.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. The something. I might. The wired mouse.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I gave her the mouse the other day. She won't walk right for a week.

[Chick McGee]

You mean you put a wired mouse in her.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Back to.

[Christy Lee]

We're just following the way you are leading.

[Josh Arnold]

I do it wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Got to go to the tuna lagoon.

[Chick McGee]

You got to put. You got to put the mouse in first. Use the wire to get it out you. Well, from now on, the hot Dr. Pepper.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Chick beat when we come back. There's one more thing about the hot Dr. Pepper. I have to. I just was reading about it. There's one more thing that's kind of interesting. I think you're going to like it.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a sex move, John. What I should have said when you asked any object on my desk, I should have said the, the hot plastic honey bear. And I, I gave her the hot plastic. Funny. That's an actual sex. Yeah, yeah. Sadly, the burns in her face, she'll never be able to go outside again. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and tom. Bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold. There's Christy Lee and Pat Godwin and Jessica Alsman. An ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Couple real quick things. Okay, let's see now. Greg Hahn, New Year's Eve with Willie G. Grand Island, Nebraska. The back room at Bosselman is where they're going to be for a special New Year's Eve show. That'll be great. Kostakia Kanamopoulos is on the road tomorrow and Saturday he'll be at the Underground Laugh Lounge in Niles, Michigan. Friday night. Night. Oh, and Saturday night. And then, and then, and then Sunday the 22nd, he's at presidential Brewing in Portage, Michigan. Friend Castockia Khan of us out there, out there on the road. One other thing, we talk occasionally about these. This is not one of them. This is a little model of a old ABA basketball, the American Basketball association, when they merged with the NBA, they brought along, of course, the three point shot. It changed the game, as they say. There's a great charitable organization that is selling official ABA basketball balls and it's available, they're available exclusively at LA nasports.com and this is, I think the last day you can kind of guarantee a Christmas delivery. But it's a great program. It's helping out a bunch of the retired, aging old ABA players that really need the money. So it's A great charity. And if you get a chance L a n a Lanasports.com to grab one of those. We had an odd story about this hot Dr. Pepper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Which is not. It's a Look at him, Josh look. No, it's. This is a real thing. And it was, I guess, developed by the president of Dr. Pepper.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you don't remember this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't. So I would. I would. I found this article in Food and Wine magazine. What's really funny is there's a viral video out there from someone that has racked up 2 million views.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean in the 60s, Dr. Pepper in a punch bowl and heated up and warm was. It was everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This woman says she makes Dr. Pepper in her crock pot.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine? You go to a party. Oh, crock pot. But they got meatballs. What's in it? Oh, there's hot Dr. Pepper in it. I gotta go park my car. It just doesn't seem all that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you not like Dr. Pepper in general?

[Chick McGee]

No, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

But why in a crock pot?

[Christy Lee]

Keeps it warm.

[Pat Godwin]

Supposed to be a hot Dr. Pepper.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a hot. Like a hot.

[Christy Lee]

You want to go to a party.

[Chick McGee]

Where they have a hot Dr. Pepper instead of meatballs?

[Christy Lee]

Not boiling, it keeps it on the warmer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, you can add Dr. Pepper to meatballs.

[Pat Godwin]

I've heard people do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Tastes pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

You could also just go ahead and throw them out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah. You can throw them right in the garbage.

[Christy Lee]

Throw right in the garbage? Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And scream, no, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

And break the crock pot over said.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Go out and get your car. Keep whistling. By the way, I want you to get your information entries in for week 16 of the Bob and Tom pigskin picks because the Thursday nighter will be. That'll be the beginning of week 16. Just pick your winners, please, to win that gift card from Stephen Singer jewelers. Now time to move forward with.

[Christy Lee]

It's today in history, buddy. Or you got something else? I, I, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's December 19th, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it really summer 19th.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute, hold on it. Are we going?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just reading about this.

[Christy Lee]

All right, hang on.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who any of these.

[Christy Lee]

People are hanging on. So you don't want the music there, that's fine.

[Chick McGee]

You just fade.

[Christy Lee]

You want the music.

[Chick McGee]

Just fade it though.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know who these.

[Chick McGee]

I can't fade.

[Christy Lee]

I can't fade. I'd rather not fade it okay. All right, go.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1915. Christy, you know who this is? You probably should. Edith Piaf.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy. That sounds like a sex move, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna hit. She developed the famous side dish.

[Christy Lee]

Rice.

[Chick McGee]

I pet off, pee off.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she an author?

[Chick McGee]

No. Famous.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What is she? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

French.

[Chick McGee]

French something, right?

[Christy Lee]

She was. She has some sort of famous French songs, song. Speaking French. Yeah, she was.

[Pat Godwin]

Was she the Rose Lady?

[Chick McGee]

Original Mac the Knife, all that kind of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

La vie en roll?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And she was like 4ft tall.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know about that.

[Chick McGee]

She was too tall to be a munchkin and four feet tall. No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

We all want to see where this.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? You're right. Let's keep them talking. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

She was originally cast as the tallest of the munchkins. And then they said, hey, this movie is in English, lady. Get the hell out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, what is the official line for? Isn't it 4 11?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was 4. Eight, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think we could do that.

[Chick McGee]

I think the word is. The word is small. I don't know. But I just know she was small of stature. 1943. This is a good one. Happy birthday to Walt no Neck Williams.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Just went chin to chest.

[Chick McGee]

Famous. Famous member of the Chicago White Sox given that nickname by Bill no Tact Johnson.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, no Neck. Why you crying?

[Chick McGee]

A better player than Dave no Feet Sims. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember Mordecai Three Finger Brow? Yes. Yes. Those are nicknames.

[Chick McGee]

I would expect that. I'm guessing here that Walt No. Nick's no Neck. Excuse me. Walt no Neck Williams made this list only because of the nickname.

[Pat Godwin]

Probably.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we ready to go now? Ready to go.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Did he have a distinguished career as a white sock?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What year did he play? Does it say?

[Chick McGee]

It says he was born in 1943. So he probably would have played in.

[Christy Lee]

The 70s when I was a kid. Yeah, I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't either, so. But a great nickname, certainly. Christopher Nicholas Saran Tacos. Born in this state in 1967. You know who that is?

[Christy Lee]

I invented the taco. Yeah, don't talk down to me.

[Chick McGee]

Chris angel, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how he does some of that.

[Pat Godwin]

He's an alien.

[Christy Lee]

They're illusions. I know that. But going in. I don't know how. I still don't know how he does it.

[Chick McGee]

The very fine actor Jake Gyllenhaal born in the state in 1980.

[Christy Lee]

Watch. What's that movie, Prisoners, where he plays. He plays Loki, the police detective.

[Pat Godwin]

Night Crawler's real good.

[Christy Lee]

Really good.

[Chick McGee]

A A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Published for the first time in 1843 on this date, just in time for the holiday season.

[Pat Godwin]

That was good.

[Christy Lee]

That came in handy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Just kind of left that out, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Glad he didn't do it at Easter.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, he envisioned Mr. Magoo portraying.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, Bill Murray screws, you know, Charles Dickens. That sounds like a sex move. Charles Dickens gave her the old Gerald's name. Is he the only one? They take a name and make it an entire period. Dickensian. Is he the only one?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah, I think so. I'm satisfied. I believe you.

[Chick McGee]

The answer is actually no. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

I'm sure there's a more graceful answer.

[Josh Arnold]

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I don't think it was that much more graceful than that.

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