The BOB & TOM Show - December 2, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – December 2, 2025

Main Theme & Overview

This episode blends the show’s classic recipe of topical comedy, playful banter, sports talk, and irreverent takes on current news—spiced with holiday songs and conversations about everything from NFL officiating and Thanksgiving leftovers, to contemporary Christmas music and new dictionary words. As always, the hosts—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, and Ace Cosby—are in trademark form, poking fun at each other, their guests, and the world at large.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Comedy Song: “All I Want for Christmas Is Cash” (Sean Mori)

[01:04–03:23]

• Guest Sean Mori performs a comedic Christmas tune, “All I Want for Christmas Is Cash,” riffing on the commercialism of the holidays and poking fun at traditional holiday requests.
• Lyrical highlights: “Jackson, Franklin, grants my wishes? All I want for Christmas is cash, cash, cash... Never ever, ever would you hear me say, does this money in my pocket make my butt look big?”
• Tom, Christy, and the gang join in on the joke, loving the “cash is always the right size” punchline.
• “Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash…” —Sean Mori [03:10]

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2. Sports Spectator Anguish & Referee Rants

[03:47–05:55]

• A heated debate about NFL officiating and blown calls, particularly referencing a controversial Texans play.
• Chick and Tom tease each other about their NFL pain (“You want to kill the referees... downplaying it like I’m the crazy one!” —Bob Kevoian [05:43]).
• Discussion of the “human element” versus replay technology in sports.
• They highlight the collective trauma of being football fans: “Happened to everybody who's an NFL fan... it really, really doesn’t help all that much.” —Bob Kevoian [05:29]

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3. Antics & Banter: The “Andy Griffith Show” Fan Club

[06:10–09:44]

• Tom gifts the crew honorary “Andy Griffith Show Ambassadors” certificates, prompting friendly ribbing regarding who’s truly a fan.
• “It’s nicer than my college diploma…embossed with a picture of Barney, Andy, and Opie.” —Tom Griswold [06:49]
• Jokes about obscure articles (“You don't want to miss this article: Meeting Henry Winkler” —Josh Arnold [08:02]).
• Discussion shifts to Floyd the barber’s stroke and how the show adapted.

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4. Parking Lot Rants & Radio Nostalgia

[09:22–10:11]

• Extended bit about abundant radio station parking (“That’s the great thing about radio: plenty of parking!” —Tom Griswold [09:28]).
• Quips about holiday traffic, “Cyber Monday,” and other workplace perks.

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5. Thanksgiving Recaps & Culinary Debates

[10:11–13:00 | 25:56–28:28]

• The crew shares varied Thanksgiving tales—restaurants vs. home-cooked feasts; everyone agrees the best part is the sides.
• Time-saving tips: using crockpots for mashed potatoes.
• Classic Bob and Tom-style dispute about who actually “cooked” (“How many sides did you cook yourself, Josh?” —Bob Kevoian [27:10])
• Christy: “I'm always looking for a mashed potato hack... that's the hardest thing for me!”

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6. NFL Recap & Lane Kiffin Drama

[11:26–13:33]

• Patriots’ win and Lane Kiffin’s controversial exit from Ole Miss discussed.
• Kiffin’s private jet and the “double/triple birds” video are playfully called out.
• Chick brags about his “shoe-in” picks against the spread: “Ended up 10 and 5 on the weekend... nothing but green grass and high tides.” —Bob Kevoian [12:23]

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7. Christmas Chaos: Stolen Baby Jesus & Runaway Reindeer

[13:03–14:06 | 102:24–103:36]

• Reports of baby Jesus stolen from a nativity in Brussels (“Give him three days.” —Tom Griswold [102:44]), and a reindeer named Buddy fleeing a Christmas event in England.
• The crew debates whether these are “wranglings” or “rustlings,” milking humorous wordplay.

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8. Golden Retriever News & Owner-Dog Gene Similarities

[49:11–53:19]

• Christy shares a study suggesting human and Golden Retriever behaviors have genetic links.
• The gang comically expresses skepticism: “All I got was that my dog might act like me.” —Bob Kevoian [50:49]
• Dog-owner confessions about disobedient pooches and canine quirks.

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9. Classic Letter Segment: Listener Letters and Drive-Thru Fiascos

[21:25–24:40]

• Tom recounts accidentally joining a wrong drive-thru line, mistaking Panera for Chick-fil-A.
• Discussion spins off into “6-7” and other youth culture codes, complete with speculation about trendy tattoos.

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10. Potpourri: Jokes, Word of the Year, and Podcast Deep Dives

[113:05–116:05]

• Oxford’s “Word of the Year”: “Rage bait” (content designed to provoke anger online), sparking complaints from Tom about dictionaries picking two-word “words.”
• Cambridge’s new additions: “Throning” (“dating up” for social status), “Swag gap” (style mismatch in couples), and “Shreking” (dating someone less attractive for loyalty).
• “The person doing the rage baiting basks in the millions of comments...”—Christy Lee [114:48]

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11. Trashmen/Rivingtons Deep Dive: Music Nerd Out

[125:08–153:05]

• The gang dives into novelty music—The Trashmen (“Surfin’ Bird”) and The Rivingtons (“Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow”), comparing classic surf and doo-wop tracks, and pontificating about pop music’s impact.
• “Everybody knows that the bird was the word…” —Tom Griswold [125:23]
• They sample “Dancing with Santa” (Trashmen) and roast it: “There's a reason that's not a standard…” —Josh Arnold [144:42]

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12. Sports Recaps: Extreme Fart Records & NFL “Hoe” Drama

[65:40–68:05 | 62:25–65:36]

• Play-by-play of a man breaking the world record for longest continuous flatulence (“He’s a hero to all.” —Josh Arnold [67:47]).
• Browns player Shelby Harris publicly calls 49ers’ Jauan Jennings “a hoe” for trash talk during an injury timeout: “I want that known.” —Shelby Harris, as quoted by Bob Kevoian [63:26]

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13. Wild News: OnlyFans “Urine Spree” & Novelty Restaurants

[145:42–148:43]

• A New Hampshire OnlyFans model is jailed for urinating on groceries and into an air conditioner; Tom muses about possible electrocution risks (“Does an AC unit have a GFI?”).
• Indian “sky dining” crane mishap—diners left dangling 125 feet above ground.

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14. Other Notable Highlights

• Listener Letters Galore: Charitable use of crockpots, snowplow naming contests (“Taylor Drift”), and listeners tracking Tom’s overuse of the word “contemporary.”
• Pat Godwin’s “Let Him Freeze” Song: [80:39–81:49] Comedy song about a son who refuses to wear a coat in December.
• Gags About Sick Days: Chick and Josh compare “sick day” records, exchanging playful insults about contagiousness and workplace hygiene [81:47–84:41].
• Passwords & Tech Woes: Story of a magician who loses the password to a microchip in his hand, prompting jokes about forgotten PINs [158:35–160:09].
• Comparing Chests: A lighthearted debate contrasts the shirtless photo of coach Lane Kiffin with actress Sydney Sweeney’s daring red carpet look [100:15–105:17].

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You want to kill the referees... downplaying it right now like I'm the crazy one!” —Bob Kevoian [05:43]
• “If you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterback... Also true if you have no quarterbacks, you have no quarterback.” —Kostaki Kanamopoulos [91:42]
• “There's a reason that's not a [Christmas] standard...they went off brand!” —Josh Arnold [144:44]
• “Congratulations for a fine, fine letter. You got right on the ear.” —Tom Griswold [38:10]
• “You can't wrap togetherness, but you can frame it.” [Regarding Aura digital frames; Tom Griswold [16:26]]
• “I'm loyal... at the mall.” —Bob Kevoian, on being like a Golden Retriever [54:31]
• “Give him three days.” —Tom Griswold, joking about the return of the stolen baby Jesus [102:44]
• “You can AI Trashman doing ‘Unchained Melody’... let's see what happens.” —Josh Arnold [127:32]
• “If it's too loud, you're too old.” —Tom Griswold on “Surfin’ Bird” [134:13]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Time | |-------------------------------------------------|--------------| | “All I Want for Christmas Is Cash” song | 01:04–03:23 | | NFL Ref Officiating Rant | 03:47–05:55 | | Andy Griffith Ambassador Certificates | 06:10–09:44 | | Thanksgiving Recaps & Side Dish Debate | 10:11–13:00, 25:56–28:28 | | Sports Recap & Lane Kiffin Coverage | 11:26–13:33, 99:37–101:16 | | Christmas Chaos: Baby Jesus & Buddy the Reindeer| 13:03–14:06, 102:24–103:36 | | Golden Retriever Gene Study | 49:11–53:19 | | Listener Letters/Drive-Thru Incident | 21:25–24:40 | | “Let Him Freeze” Song (Pat Godwin) | 80:39–81:49 | | World’s Longest Fart/Trashmen Deep Cut Segment | 65:40–68:05, 125:08–153:05| | OnlyFans Urine Spree Story | 145:42–148:43| | Comparing Lane Kiffin and Sydney Sweeney | 100:15–105:17|

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Overall Tone & Style

The episode is classic “BOB & TOM”: fast-paced, cheeky, heavy on musical comedy, and full of inside jokes, puns, and lighthearted ribbing. The hosts’ chemistry—and willingness to let a bit spiral—remains the show’s greatest strength.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential “day-in-the-life” of The BOB & TOM Show: rapid-fire riffs, news-with-a-twist, and a room full of radio veterans razzing each other over football, pop culture, and the oddball events of December. Whether you’re a fan of irreverent holiday humor, weird news, or barbershop banter, this is BOB & TOM at their best.

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Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Sean Mori (guest performer)]

I wanna thank you, Ol St. Nick for the stuff that you leave on the eve of Christmas day worldwide. Overnight delivery's quite a trick and it ain't no wonder that you ain't got time to shave. I know that you've been making me a toy up in the Arctic and I hope this message reaches you before you've time to start it. Some folks like their Christmases all blue or even white? But for me the color green is ex.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly right.

[Sean Mori (guest performer)]

Santa, don't you bother with the chimney no more? Slip my present into an envelope and slide it under the door? Cause nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash? Yeah, don't need two front teeth or mistletoe kisses? Jackson Franklin grants my wishes? All I want for Christmas is cash, cash, cash? The size is perfect and the style's just right? You know that it's the color I dig? And never ever, ever would you hear me say? Does this money in my pocket make my butt look big? Show me what the holiday spirit's about? With a nice wire transfer into my offshore account? Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash? Santa, don't you be no Ebenezer? Pay off the bal? This here Visa calls her? Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash? Oh, the size is perfect and the styles is right? You know that it's color I dig? And never ever, ever would you hear me say? There's this money in my wallet? Make my butt look bigger? Santa, don't you bother with the chimney no more? Slip my present into an envelope and slide it onto the door? Cause nothing says Merry Christmas like ca.

[Announcer/Producer]

Cash, cash?

[Sean Mori (guest performer)]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like cold hard? Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash, cash, cash?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, cash, cash, cash? That gift always fits. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance at snooze desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, hello, hello. There he is. He made the mistake of getting involved in an NFL football game over the weekend. He's still. Still torn apart.

[Christy Lee]

He's been here yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I. I can't imagine. He was full throttle this morning about referee. I said off the air and yeah. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are you doing, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

People have a lot of money in these games. Nice. If they fix them up. Okay, now we have a lot of sporting news to get to today. Your letters many.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know though, if a referee misses a call in the NFL and college football, that's part of the game. You know that, right? That. That's part of the charm of the game.

[Tom Griswold]

But if it's fixable when they have cameras at every angle.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but elements. Yeah. It's the human element. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, tell that to the people who have.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Texans. The Texans. Thank you. Chr. Honesty. The Texans fans were very excited about the. What you call. What is it? The guy at pass interference wasn't 10ft close enough to him to make pass interference with what Tom said.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was also the place. Well, the play clock had run down by a full second.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've had that happen. Yeah. How about a play clock runs all the way down. There's two seconds, they snap the ball. There's two seconds past. Okay, you go,001 0 hot. And when they go hot, they throw a winning touchdown and beat your team. Has that ever happened to you? Happened to me, baby? Oh, yeah. Happened to everybody who's an NFL fans listening and you. Oh, well, you know, we've taken some solace in that. It really, really doesn't help all that much.

[Christy Lee]

Did that happen in a Super Bowl?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not in a Super bowl, but it's happened a bunch of times.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I think maybe I could cheer you up right away.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm fine. You're the one who wants to. Wants to kill the referees and downplaying it right now like I'm the crazy one. Thank you. Thank you very much for your nc.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had an office here, this would be good. We could have this framed for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You took my office away twice, actually, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm exiting mine and moving to a bigger one, so you can have my office if you'd like.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want anything from you. That all I'm not already getting and.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently that's you are now on The Honorable Chick McGee and Ambassador of the Andy Griffith show signed. I'll have this frame for you, Josh. I have one for you. Oh, how about that, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from our friends that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Published the Angie Griffith show newsletter.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how nice.

[Christy Lee]

Get one for my husband. He would love that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure we can make some phone calls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, just don't just run it through the printer again.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, this is. This is for you. Yeah, that's embossed with a picture of Barney, Andy and Opie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's going up in the basement.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is not. I mean, this is nicer than my college diploma.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is serious. That can't be true.

[Tom Griswold]

It has an embossed gold stamp. It's signed by Randy Turner, the founder of the Ambassadors of the. Andy Griffith.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it signed by Andy Griffith?

[Tom Griswold]

The Andy Griffith Show? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it signed by Andy Griffith?

[Tom Griswold]

No, Andy's no longer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, in.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'd be something in spirit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well. So thank you very much. Well, certainly cherish that. I'll look into getting. Because your husband's a huge fan of the end.

[Christy Lee]

Huge fan. Yes. I'll see if I see, like, our guy Alan. I mean, I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan. Why did I get one? Josh, are you huge? I mean, I'm aware of it, and I. It's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it, too, but I'm not a huge fan. No, but, but. But Tom made us. He got subscriptions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Each of us to the Quarterly.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we could just scratch out.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

And put Andy's name there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That I'd be. I'd fully endorse that. Wait a minute. Did I get a subscription to Andy or. I wasn't here, so I didn't get it.

[Christy Lee]

No. This was a couple months ago, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe over there we have a bunch of back issues.

[Bob Kevoian]

All of them. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Likes us to have something to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. I'd want to catch up on you.

[Christy Lee]

All of about five minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Catch up on all that reading.

[Tom Griswold]

How was it?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to miss this article. Meeting Henry Winkler.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice guy.

[Christy Lee]

Was he ever on the Andy Griffith Show?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No.

[Christy Lee]

Why would he be in the magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

So much you can write about, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine because Henry Winkler starred with. With the actor who played Opie.

[Christy Lee]

Well, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Film director behind the scenes of the barbershop on Andy Griffith. What was really behind that curtain? Well, Floyd, as you know, had a massive stroke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But they. And if you look in some of the later episodes in which he appears, he can only do so much.

[Bob Kevoian]

But barely.

[Josh Arnold]

Barely.

[Christy Lee]

Sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

They know that Andy kept him. Kept. Kept the gig for the guy and they. They accommodated him, which made him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Made him come in and work.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you were badly injured, we'd replace me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God. You can't wait to replace one of us, if not all of us. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a ramp. You know what?

[Christy Lee]

You know, I'm afraid of falling right now. Let's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's. He's right. We do have a ramp.

[Christy Lee]

And for the first time ever, I parked in the handicap spot and walked up the ramp.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now, don't do that because.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're going to yell that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't be. Do that. Yeah. Because somebody will come from the back and go, those handicap spots are the handicap.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the handicap person that can fight the snow can get here. They can have that.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to point out that we have a parking lot that can accommodate what, 100 cars?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, at least. And what, are there, 12 people working back. Back behind the scenes back there?

[Tom Griswold]

10. Yeah, yeah, we have plenty of parking. Well, that's the great thing about radio. Plenty of parking. Now coming up, we have your letters. We'll get to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That should be the new national association of Broadcasters campaign.

[Tom Griswold]

The great thing about radio, I said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday, you're exactly, exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, last week. Excuse me, last year, Cyber Monday was really hard for me. I had a terrible time parking. That's because it was cyber Monday. Okay, we'll. We'll push on with it. How was your Thanksgiving?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was lovely. Lovely. We went to a lovely restaurant and had the turkey dinner and. Oh, delicious turkey, moist.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had some sort of squash. Squash side dish there I'm a little fuzzy on, but it was good. Yeah, Yeah, I had the dressing. Dressing was great.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot to be said for doing thanksg at a restaurant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, it was lovely. And then this. This team of people came and took the plates away. Oh, it was. It was amazing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you speak to any of them and wish them happy Thanksgiving?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I don't bother the servers. I don't think that they are waiting for me to speak to them. Give them a dress. Give their little nugget of Tom Griswold like. Like you do. I. I tend to stay away from that. If they spoke to me, I certainly spoke to them. Happy Thanksgiving. Raul, was it? Or something like that. I'll speak.

[Tom Griswold]

No ice. Raul. I don't want you to.

[Bob Kevoian]

So now water down the booze. Yeah, yeah, I Got loaded. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you said things were fuzzy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Things.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you just say that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did I say things are fuzzy about this? Yeah. Of what it was called and what I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, my mistake there. What's coming up in the world of news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we have about sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had a Monday Night Football game.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we did?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, I know it's Monday night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Post Thanksgiving, it's kind of hard to keep track of all the NFL games. That's true. Patriots win last night. 33:15 over the edge. Yeah. Bad news, everybody. Patriots are good again already. Sorry. So there you go with that. Lane Kiffin had his news conference yesterday at LSU after being lustily booed as he's taking off in his PJ from Mississippi. Did you see that video?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A lot of. A lot of double birds, triple birds, fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again. He's in a private jet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's doing okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's doing the shoe in the shoe.

[Bob Kevoian]

In this past weekend, first of all, the Thanksgiving Day started off, and Friday, we had a game on Friday. Didn't miss the Friday game, did you? Bears 4. Zero on the shoe going into the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ended up 10 and 5 on the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The shoe. And now 80 and 88 on the season record.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're closing in.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Nothing but green grass and high tides for the. That is good, right? Coming.

[Josh Arnold]

That is good. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up for the shoe, the Outlaws.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, if you say so. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

That for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was stolen somehow. By the Allman Brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or from the Allman Brothers. I'm sorry. No, no. All roads lead packed. Back to the Allman Brothers with you.

[Josh Arnold]

You realize that?

[Christy Lee]

Christmas chaos coming up. Baby Jesus stolen. We have, Buddy, the reindeer missing. We got a lot of things going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of wrangling in the world of nativity.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And perhaps we'll hear the famous live Nativity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's not wrangling, that's rustling. There's a difference.

[Christy Lee]

What's the difference?

[Bob Kevoian]

Rustling is stealing, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they had to. They had to wrangle the reindeer.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the reindeer wasn't stolen?

[Tom Griswold]

No, the reindeer ran off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I stand correct.

[Tom Griswold]

The baby Jesus was stolen. And by the way, that's a special.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's kidnapping.

[Announcer/Producer]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a special kind of crime.

[Tom Griswold]

You've really got a. Yeah. You got up to St. Peter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is worse, stealing the baby Jesus or stealing the sacramental wine? Which is worse?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it depends on your Religious beliefs, sacramental wine would be.

[Tom Griswold]

This is like the difference between deep frying a turkey and oven roasting it. When you get to hell. No, before the wine, you're gonna get burned anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Is the wine blessed or not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the wine's ready to go and blessed.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, then that's much worse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Either way.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you can do the wine any time of the year.

[Josh Arnold]

The baby Jesus, both are what they call brazen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're. And ironically, you're going to be broasted in hell, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I walk into my buddy's kitchen in Austin. I love Marty and Chrissy. Thank you very much again. They're the best. And I walked into the kitchen. Guess what they have right there on their counter? An aura frame with dozens, hundreds of pictures from their life. And I've showed up at a couple and lovely you people are in a couple of the pictures. And I said, my God, can't I get away from these people even at Thanksgiving?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by you people, you mean us. Okay, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they have the aura frame. They have the deluxe division. They love it. You know, you can just touch the top of the aura frame and go. If you see a picture you like, you can just touch it and it go back and forth with your finger on the top.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Already got one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I was so excited when we started talking about these. There's one right behind. There's a picture of me and Ms. Pat right, right behind Josh. We have one here in the studio. It's aura and it's spelled a U.

[Bob Kevoian]

R A Buy me an aura frame.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pronounced aura. These are really good. This is a terrific gift. What I didn't know about it is I loaded, for example, I loaded that picture of Chick right there. I loaded that thing at. At my house. But it was here in the studio, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's why the Internet works.

[Tom Griswold]

I could have come over here in the weekend. By the way. You think there's radio great parking at radio stations.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

During the week.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about the weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

The weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Take your pick.

[Tom Griswold]

You could park 12 semis here. Oh yeah, there's a big parking lot. The aura frame is really cool. And it's a. Obviously it's a digital device and it's. You know how untech savvy I am, if that's a word. This thing is great. This is a really cool gift because you can preload it if you want. So you could give it to somebody and have a bunch of pictures that they're gonna love. And then maybe they live in a different city than you. You can, you got the code. You can put pictures on it from your house so they can wake up in the morning and pop it on. Oh, look, there's a picture of the new baby. One of my buddies is his wife is pregnant and they're, they're due right now. By the way, it's, the situation's interesting. They have two names for a girl, one name for a boy. They've agreed on and I pointed out to him, but they disagree on the girl's name.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I pointed out to him that, by the way, after your wife gives birth, she'll pick the name. You no longer have a vote. There'll be some. You'll see, you'll learn in any event, pictures of the baby, etc. Etc. This is really cool. This is once again called the aura frame. Aura. And as they say, you can't wrap togetherness, but you can frame it for a limited time. You can save on one of these great gifts, the aura frame. Get 35 bucks off the best selling carver mat frame named number one by wire cutter. Wire cutter. Of course, they're quite picky about what they like. So that's a great endorsement. The promo code is Tom. Go to aura frames.com promo code Tom. This deal is exclusive to the Bob and Tom show. So thank you very much. Order yours right now. Like I said, I already got one. I didn't know about these and I started talking about them, what, two weeks ago. I was so excited I got one. So you can support the show by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out. Terms and conditions apply. This is a really cool gift, the aura frame. Once again, it's a u r auraframes.com the promo code is Tom. Coming up, we have some great letters from you. You can reach us, Bob and Tom at Bob and tom dot com. Pat Godwin's working on a song over there. I can tell. We got another Christmas song coming out of you maybe. Yes, sir, we'll certainly look forward to that. Also, we have a great story for dog lovers today. Super happy story. Oh, and there's been a development with the nuns. Yeah, the three nuns that broke back into their nunnery. Is it a nunnery or a convent? Whichever, there's a development since yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You'll be glad to know about that. And Castackia Kanamopoulos, our NFL correspondent will be our guest as well today. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show Next Roll with Vernon Davis.

[Josh Arnold]

The transformative journeys of athletes, artists and entrepreneurs. We have very special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, Bob Franklin.

[Tom Griswold]

Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's TV shows, I just tap into the truth. That's what I bring to every project.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys.

[Josh Arnold]

People always ask how did you make.

[Tom Griswold]

It to the NFL?

[Announcer/Producer]

How did you get into acting?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a story behind all of that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's about whether you're willing to tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Your story or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Next Roll isn't about what's next, it's they do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Next Roll with Vernon Davis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

We were discussing laughing at people who can't drive in the snow. Jeff and I were Oscar, there's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Did any ethnicities come into the conversation?

[Christy Lee]

No. No, they did not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, here's an idea. Let's make a rule. How about that? Never ever be a follow up question to any anything ever stated in here ever again. Are there any ethnicities involved? There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you?

[Christy Lee]

I do think there's a guy, a couple guys, a guy that's driving a Tesla that's really feeling bad about it now and a guy that just bought a brand new Camaro probably in the last couple of days because he saw the paper plate who could barely get any traction last night. I felt so bad for this poor guy. Roundabouts and snow and a Camaro, not a good mix.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy. Now check local listings.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of snow everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

We're talking about the Andy Griffith show because we received our check local decades. Seriously, official ambassadors. You talk about a classic. I mean, come on. What a great show. One of the things that if it's in black and white, it's going to be a better show.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you've always said.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no, it's an absolute fact. And but we were talking about the great actor who played Floyd had had a stroke and, but they kept but that I think they, it was very admirable. They, they were able to work around that. And if some of the later episodes you can see he's having some issues. Also the Haircuts he was giving were significantly worse after the stroke.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, hard to cut hair with a pen in your hands.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, Floyd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that's right. Barney doesn't know what he's age old wisdom.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, what a great gag when he would talk. That was so funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's funny early.

[Bob Kevoian]

Him speaking in a stroking.

[Christy Lee]

Was that his voice?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, that was his regular.

[Tom Griswold]

That was his character. The delivery was like that. Oh, that may be laugh. We'll. We'll read some letters at this point. I believe you have one over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that correct? I guess as he said throwing it to me. Dear Bob at Topshaw, I'm proud of you. During time off there's usually an incident, but this year none of note. Normally Tom you magoo your way around town causing confusion and complication. David writes the best example of this is the great Panera Bread Chick Fil a drive thru fiasco. You recall that. But not this year. He's very proud of you. We are making progress. Keep up the great work. Your radio pal, David from Cedar Falls, Iowa.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. No, the. The incident was a simple one. There's a Chick Fil A right next to a Panera and I was getting something for my girls and I thought I was in one, but I was in the other one. And they share the party parking lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do have the same.

[Christy Lee]

They look exactly alike too.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. But they both have high quality products and they both have the drive through down. Chick Fil a has got the drive thru. They've. They've reinvented it. It's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It is that. And the people who work there are so nice. We were talking yesterday about the whole 67 phenomenon and I can't remember if this was on or off the. I think Jeff mentioned that his lady friend is a coach in the world of synchronized swimming.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they, they can no longer do the count up. They have to go down because if they say oh, four, five, six, seven, the ladies all do the juggling thing and they're going to drown.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently this is also happening in the world of trainers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Tom Griswold]

They'll now count the the other way so they don't have to say six followed by seven.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

That. We saw a license, a vanity license plate that was 6 7. My question is this is when one writes 6 7, is it supposed to be S I x dash or hyphen rather S E V E N or is it numeral 6 followed by a 7?

[Christy Lee]

This is I am so not into this fear. I don't have kids that talk like that, so I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And my question is, will the 7th of June be a big deal, or will this have been completely. Will this be over by then?

[Christy Lee]

Good question.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'll have to wait and see the way over.

[Pat Godwin]

I think Jeff said it's 41 now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's right. He did say that yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

If any tattoo artists are listening, if you've done any six, seven tattoos, let me know. I'd like to know what they look like. And what does it mean?

[Christy Lee]

Does. It just means whatever. Is that what it means?

[Pat Godwin]

We're not supposed to know what it means.

[Tom Griswold]

My son told me the code is. It's like a secret code. It means nothing, but when you hear it, you're supposed to do the juggle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Juggling move.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, so it's there.

[Christy Lee]

There's a whole different meeting in our day. The juggling move.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The juggling move was the. Yeah, the boob, right. Oh, the George of the Jungle thing, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember the juggling move like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would take.

[Tom Griswold]

You would take them, put them on your chest and go up and down.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never did that.

[Tom Griswold]

And sing the. The beat for George of the Jungle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never, ever did.

[Tom Griswold]

No, ladies are supposed to do it over your face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Has anyone else remember that detail, alive or dead, ever heard of this? Yeah. Remember the lady called us up?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't remember this?

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember the lady calling and talking about it, but I didn't know. It took the country by storm, and I don't think it did.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, I'm sure you've experienced this with some of these ladies you've affiliated yourself with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were they.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're hovering naked over your body, and they go bump.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't, Don't. Don't skip right over me. I. I know what sex is all about. I've had it. I have. I'm a dad. I know what's going on. I see the naked boob.

[Josh Arnold]

By the time I was seeing strippers and stuff, the George of the Jungle Brendan Fraser remake was dated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They weren't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Josh, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, when does the George of the Jungle newsletter get here for all of us? That's what I want to know.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that theme song because we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got the Andy Griffin.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good theme.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah. So I'm sorry that I guess we can move on, but I would like to know if that's become a Tattoo thing. The whole six, Seven.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I got a letter here. Aye, aye. I'm a tattoo artist. Yes. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Josh. Perhaps this letter will interest you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Sorry to bother you at work. My new favorite interest, Love. It comes to us from Cynthia. She writes, thanksgiving success at our house. This is a great idea. I can't believe I didn't think of this. Crock pot. Mashed potatoes. A clear stovetop space. They came out perfect. And for dessert, Omaha steak tartlets. My mom could not get over how good they were. Sorry. Pumpkin piece. Happy December, Cynthia. Oh, well, thank you, Cynthia. That is such a great idea, employing that crock pot for something on Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

I use it for green beans, but, yeah, I have to try that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's always.

[Christy Lee]

I'm always looking for mashed potato hack. That's the hardest thing for me to make.

[Pat Godwin]

You went to Cracker Barrel, right? Okay, well, you said it on the radio the other day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. You guys don't. I don't know what you cook at your house, but you make a big damn deal about the sides you're getting from some.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because I got mine at Cracker. In our survey, 90% of the people responding to the survey said they prefer the sides to the turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, but you don't even cook the sides.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. We cooked some of them.

[Christy Lee]

I cooked.

[Tom Griswold]

We cooked. We cooked them. I did. We didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many sides did you cook you personally were in charge of.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in charge of the turkey.

[Christy Lee]

So he did none.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's. So the answer would have been none. To my question. There were. How many sides are you in charge of, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I once made hamburgers.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see what the difference is? Hey, did you cook your turkey on Thanksgiving, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

I cooked our turkey and it was spatchcocked, which sounds.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't talk to you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I made the turkey. That was my assignment. Plus, I picked up the.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many sides were cooked. Said you made a couple sides and cut. Yes. And then you switched up entirely.

[Tom Griswold]

Meant the collective we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm sure the other we's don't include you in their collection. What was made in your kitchen at your house for sides?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Mashed potatoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry to bore you. Let's get back to Andy Griffith, shall we?

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember. There were a whole bunch of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Any recipes that date way back?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, like, your mom's stuffing I.

[Josh Arnold]

Made is easily over 100 years old. The recipe. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Passed down to your family. Yeah, Our dressing recipe is the same.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, to follow Tom's lead earlier in the show, were there any ethnicities mentioned in your recipe from a hundred years ago?

[Josh Arnold]

There is a list of who not whom, not to serve. These two on the back. I ignore that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's. That's probably.

[Christy Lee]

You know, to be honest, your niece posted your mother's pie recipe. I screensh took a screenshot of that screenshot and I'm going to try to make that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we are too.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we. I have my mother's recipe for her rolls framed at my house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the cinnamon rolls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. And Amy made them for us and they were spectacular one year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, your mom didn't make them.

[Pat Godwin]

What we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course my mother made them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you thinking. Are you bringing Paula into this?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Paula and I think Paula would make strudel.

[Bob Kevoian]

The more I hear about you and your upbringing. I think Paula was. Because I've asked you. Your maid when you were a child. Her name was Paula. She was a German. This is actually her singing.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a plump, aging German.

[Bob Kevoian]

It really does sound especially forlorn today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it was really. Is there a chance, chick, that Paula is actually Tom's mother?

[Bob Kevoian]

And they had to.

[Josh Arnold]

This lifelong charade in those times. And so she's holding Tom one day singing that, knowing this is my son.

[Tom Griswold]

That would mean Paula would have had to have given birth to me when she was 60.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a marvel.

[Tom Griswold]

She made us. And I don't know the distinction. She made something called streusel.

[Josh Arnold]

Either, but.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S some both delicious. Okay.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad everybody had a good thing skipping.

[Bob Kevoian]

Att, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And thank you for the nice letter. That's a great tip. Using the slow cooker on. On Thanksgiving just to give yourself a little more space.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think anybody out here out there actually cooks a turkey on like a. Like a carburetor on their car or something? You know how people. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They've got something rigged up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put my fish on my manifold for six hours. I had a hot lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

You always get those. Then of course they never tell you about the. The toxic one can only. Well, we put it over the engine and drove six hours. We couldn't really taste the 30 weight. But my doctor says I'll be fine.

[Pat Godwin]

The wiper fluid keeps it moist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. You can afford purple though. Let's see now we have more Letters we'll get to in just a second. Congratulations to Chick McGee on a fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Week with the shoe in 10 and 5, baby. Suck on that. For those of you who are just were emailing me and messaging me saying, you know, I just take your cat pics and go the opposite way and I make money. Not that I'm angry about it, but you lost money this week, pal.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

And don't ever listen to the show again.

[Tom Griswold]

Week Week 14 begins Thursday evening.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can weigh in by going to bob and tom.com contest at stake, of course, a $500 gift card from Steven Singer jewelers. We do it every week. And get your picks in before the Thursday night game starts, please. And you could win that. Check out the inventory at I hate stevensinger.com right now. The Bob and Tom show sponsored by Home Serve Now. You protect your your car with insurance. You protect your health. You probably have insurance on your phone. What about your house? That's probably your biggest investment. When things go wrong, the cost hit hard and fast. This is where HomeServe comes in. It's all about accessing someone that can do the job to fix it. Regular homeowners insurance doesn't cover a lot of that day to day stuff like plumbing failures, H vac breakdowns, electrical issues. And you're often on your own for that stuff. And HomeServe is like a subscription for your house. For as little as $4.99 a month, they've got your back. Repairs hit fast and hard. You could be searching for a contractor in a panic. Or you could call HomeServe's 247 hotline to schedule a repair. It's super simple. Choose a plan that suits your needs and budget and get the details by visiting homeserve.com ever had a surprise septic blast? Hand up over here. How about a surprise flood two? That was my, let's see, three and four houses ago. But I've been there. This is where Homeserve could come in super handy.

[Bob Kevoian]

The second surprise flood. Is it a surprise?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it was a different house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, yeah, in both cases it was. Oh, it's a. Ever seen the kids toys floating a foot above the floor?

[Christy Lee]

I've had a cat toys in a cat box.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this was the whole basement. Long story. But the point is Homeserve could have really helped me out then had I been smart enough to be a participant. Because I could have found somebody. The way it works is, like I said, about $4.99 a month for that first plan. Go to homeserve.com get all the details. Find a plan that's right for you. Once again, it's homeserve.com not available everywhere. See if it's available where you live. Most plans range between about 499 to $11.99 a month for that first year. Terms apply and covered repairs. Get all the details. Read about it. See if it suits you. Homeserve.com Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Coming up, we've got Christy Lee at the news desk. A great story if you are a Golden Retriever fan, dad like me and Chick. A fascinating story in the world of science involving golden retrievers today. So something fun to get latched onto. Plus, we have a runaway reindeer. We have a guy that could. Well, you'll find out he might be breathing fire. And a guy that forgot an important password. That's all on the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up in sports, there's an NFL player who wants all of us to know that another NFL player from another team is a hoe. Oh, and I will tell you who and why they said that.

[Tom Griswold]

As in ho ho, ho.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, as in or wow, little name calling.

[Tom Griswold]

That sound sounds like fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tob Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports Desk. Download the Prize Picks app, use code Tom and get 50 bonus credit instantly in lineups when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a letter for you, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a letter for you. You go first.

[Tom Griswold]

Says, hello, Chick. I'm not sure why this was handed to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hear the call of roughing the snapper the other evening? It's a sports term that sounds dirty. Typically, one hears roughing the field goal or extra point.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would. Yeah, but I thought roughing the snapper was more that that call that we had earlier in the season about using a body to jump up and try to block a kick. You're not allowed to touch the snapper. The long snapper.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. It does sound Ever encounter a long snapper?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was trying to have a conversation.

[Christy Lee]

About making.

[Tom Griswold]

The snapper.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the, the question would be, what's the longest snapper you've ever encountered? That would probably be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, or the wide.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's just move forward here. I don't know why I'm going to do this, but I'm trying to make Tom happy.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Pacifically, this guy gets it. Tom, I was watching a special on Hollywood Graves the other night, like Peter, and notice this one of Marty Allen. Have you seen Marty Allen's tombstone, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there from heaven. Is the inscription?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Devoted son, brother, uncle, Loving husband and friend of the world. He was a World War II veteran. I had no idea. Passed away in 2018.

[Tom Griswold]

Alan and Rossi, a famous comedy team when I was growing up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come here, Jerry. Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Blah, blah, blah. Hey, guys. A brave man, a veteran, and I love their comedy.

[Josh Arnold]

It was silly and I, I liked it too.

[Pat Godwin]

We.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there. The hell out of this show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there. Hello there. Popping out of.

[Josh Arnold]

How funny with that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't even find my. Hello, Dar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Laughing so hard. That's badass.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's. That's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that nice?

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations for a fine, fine letter you got right on the ear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from my boy Marty. Our friend Marty. I just spent the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that Marty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Marty.

[Josh Arnold]

What did you forget?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you. Can you mail me my car keys? He wants. From Boise, Idaho. Idaho roads will be cleared this winter with a brand new snowplow. They had one of those snowplow naming situations in Boise, Idaho. Marty wanted us to know about it. They're going to call it Taylor Drift.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody? Yeah, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember they were named in the snowplow?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember snow. What was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Snowy, mixed, no face. Something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snowplow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's over, I hope. Can we end that, McFace? Let's move forward here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and top Show. I was listening to the show last Wednesday and you were discussing Christmas music. Tom said the word contemporary. Tom, you use the word so often that I've now started creating a tally for each time that you say contemporary.

[Tom Griswold]

How am I doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Current? This is as of this morning. He hasn't given me any numbers lately.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

P.S. by the way, Tom, I use the word philistine to insult my friend and I felt very pretentious, fulfilled, and overall better than he. You are all the best. I listen. Daily highlight of my workday. Charles from Peoria. Or is he like Chaz from Peoria? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Contemporary kind of means now. Modern no longer means.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but why do you say contemporary?

[Tom Griswold]

Because if you talk about modern art, you're talking about art from the 1920s or whatever, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Modern also means now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you apply that to your television? You must. Because contemporary to you would mean the Andy Griffith Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Because if you say modern technology, that means technology of now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. I just. Contemporary a little more of the moment. Christie is arguing that there are no classic songs that were written last week. And I think one would argue it can't be a classic by definition.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, this isn't what she meant.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't understand the argument from get. From the word go.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Josh. I just gave up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I wasn't here. I didn't hear it, but I can smell what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Christie says there are no sort of current songs that are considered to be classic.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Mariah Carey, I'm talking. Which is 30 years old, but she.

[Tom Griswold]

Is still an active performer. It's not like White. White Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Christie's point was completely valid and correct and. And actually quite easily dismissed if you. If you wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I did.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you didn't dismiss it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Four hours trying to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Attacking it.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably attacking it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm saying there are some really good new Christmas songs. You remember when you couldn't name a one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

That one from Sia.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you looked up a list.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've heard the Sia one.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yes, but you. You realized you'd heard it after you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Read I loved the.

[Christy Lee]

That song by Sia is not being redone by Michael Blaze.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't the instant, of course not standard. He's wrong. Of course. We all know it.

[Tom Griswold]

Classic by definition can't be yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Instant classic is a term.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, then what is your definition for classic? What's your definition for classic? Something that there is a time period that has to. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a week. It's proven. Time after time.

[Bob Kevoian]

A month? A year? A decade. How long?

[Tom Griswold]

In the case of Christmas songs, I would say 50 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

50 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe 50 years if the person that wrote it is still alive and singing and performing. I think it's contemporary.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so Wayne Newton's catalog is contemporary.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for Pete's sake. Well, the man can't admit what he's been.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, he. No. God, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I know. Oh, yeah. Everybody's talking about it. You know that Everybody's talking about it.

[Pat Godwin]

What is this?

[Tom Griswold]

This is that Sia Christmas song.

[Bob Kevoian]

That girl can sing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

That's not the point.

[Josh Arnold]

It is nice. Yeah, but it does not fit in with. What? It doesn't fit in with Christie's hypothesis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

Your hypothesis. What? Again?

[Josh Arnold]

You're right to just shake your head.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not even gonna go there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are no Christmas songs that have.

[Christy Lee]

Been written 20 years ago. I should have just shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm saying that's a relatively recent Christmas song. That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's our Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?

[Tom Griswold]

Where's my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's my chestnuts roasting on an open fire? Where's all those.

[Josh Arnold]

This show has come as close to anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

As creating new Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Sam.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good song.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a classic. That's a. Yes, a legend.

[Tom Griswold]

Cash, Cash, Cash. I got a request here for a Christmas classic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Is this the stick song?

[Pat Godwin]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's from Sean Mori.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that is a good song.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll come back with that soon.

[Christy Lee]

I know you too well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there any way we can. Now? Isn't the technology caught up with us? We can edit out a banjo. Isn't that possible yet?

[Pat Godwin]

We can actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can. We can. I know we can.

[Tom Griswold]

If that technology exists. I wouldn't mind having.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know I'm not joking. If he shows up, I won't be here.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. We'll be back with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? That's.

[Tom Griswold]

And more delights, including some news from the world of sports. And I'll remind you, speaking of sports. Bobandtom.com contest. Get your picks in for week 14 in the NFL. And that Steven Singer gift card from.

[Bob Kevoian]

Steven will be making an appearance during the sportscast.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll look forward to hearing from the hoe.

[Bob Kevoian]

We want it known that this guy's a hoe.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom no Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

A big winner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly. Hello, Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a song this time, right, Tom? Is that what I heard?

[Tom Griswold]

We had a song coming up by request.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. There's. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is he?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why are you trying to upset me? No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to figure something out. I caught a little bit of the Auburn game and their quarterback.

[Bob Kevoian]

What have you done?

[Tom Griswold]

Their quarterback.

[Bob Kevoian]

What have you done?

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Deuce Knight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I don't think that's a quarterback, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

What a great name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't think that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was the quarterback. Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Daniels. Something Daniels.

[Tom Griswold]

Deuce Knight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He was sacked. And the. The announcer said, oh, they just dropped a Deuce on the field.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see. For this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they dropped it during a major college football game.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Christy Lee]

Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we did have a request for some Christmas music. And the song in question comes to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Us from Sean Mori, Ashton Daniels, quarterback for Albert. Deuce Knight was the quarterback. Never mind. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Dropped. Drop the deuce.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see? Ah, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

This is by request.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Child voices (Santa letters)]

Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas. I would like a Big Wheel with the air conditioning package, power steering, CD player and also a Sony PlayStation. Dear Santa, this is Raul from Venezuela. I want a stick.

[Bob Kevoian]

To burn for heat.

[Child voices (Santa letters)]

Dear Santa, this is Jessica from Aspen. I like a Barbie Dream House with the electric sports car. Lots of outfits and matching outfits and me too, please. Dear Santa, this is Lupe from Paraguay. I want some rain so I can stop drinking my own urine. Dear Santa, this is Jimmy from Greenwich. I want an electric train set with the whole village and the mountains and the tunnels. And a robot to clean my room. Dear Santa, this is Chang from Laos. I want an electric scooter, a surfboard, rollerblades and a CD ROM player. Just kidding. I want a stick. And some off. Dear Santa, we are the children of the world. We want Sean Moore to be struck dead. Please see what you do, even if it means I don't get that stick.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Bravo. Thank you, Sean. Now, you said you'd like to hear it without the banjo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. For the prac. For the purposes of this conversation, yes. Are we ideally without the vocal, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it possible to get it without the banjo? I think we are doing some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here it is right now.

[Child voices (Santa letters)]

Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas house. I would like a Big Wheel with the air conditioning package, power steering, CD player and also A Sony PlayStation kind of loses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it loses its. Yeah, it just really, really brings it. Comedy.

[Child voices (Santa letters)]

I want a stick to burn for heat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a little piano there? Maybe?

[Bob Kevoian]

A guitar really showcases his genius.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song. Thank you, Sean. Well, we'll just move on. It was by request here in the Bob and Tom program. You can make your request. Bob and Tom. ObandTom.com. yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

You were talking about. We're about. You and I are golden retriever owners.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love them. And I've had two. My Second one's now 12 years old and I was out of town and went to Austin for Thanksgiving. I went to pick her up at the. At her. At the spa. They got their nails did. They were there for three or four days. And Monkey, the 12 year old Golden. I'm sorry, Mrs. Monkey. Her husband went to sea. He's a sea monkey, but we don't talk about him.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, they bring him out. Is Joey and Joey myossi. And Joey's like, hey, dad and hugs. Monkey snubs me. Snubbed me. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pissed off that you left.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's what my. My human brain would apply to what I was seeing. But I. What do you think? She snubs me. And later on we got home, she was fine, but she snubbed me right in front of everybody at the. At the. At the spa.

[Tom Griswold]

Teaching you a lesson, I guess. We have been golden retriever news. Do you want to hear it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I would love to hear.

[Christy Lee]

Golden retriever owners may have more in common with their dogs than they realize.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists at the University of Cambridge have discovered that several key behaviors in goldens, including energy level, fear of strangers, aggression toward other dogs, and overall trainability, are driven by the same genes that influence human traits.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that cool?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I don't understand what that means.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand what it means either. Thank you, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I got was that my dog might act like me. Me. That's all I got.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

There's some kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have an aggression toward other dogs?

[Tom Griswold]

Genetic similarity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Other people.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I think I'm. I don't think I'm any different.

[Christy Lee]

Are you trainable?

[Bob Kevoian]

People are honest. I. I'd like to say coachable. I'm coachable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I keep. Believe it or not, I hold my temper in check every day I'm here. Believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. There's something happened this morning that I could have been a lot angrier about. But I was.

[Tom Griswold]

We share.

[Bob Kevoian]

I let it go.

[Tom Griswold]

But of course, I think we also share like 50 of the genes of bananas. So I think there's, you know, not a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a lot to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will tell you this, that my. Once again, Mrs. Monkey, she's 12. Lately, like the last year or two, when she'll be laying, sleeping and she'll go. Just out of nowhere and when she gets up.

[Christy Lee]

Do you do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a lot of groaning. A lot of grunting.

[Tom Griswold]

To get more specific, the article says the study is the first to show that specific genes linked to canine behavior are also associated with traits such as anxiety, depression and intelligence in humans. So where does the golden retriever come in?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And so it does. It's not their owners. It's any people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. Okay. They. That they share certain genetic.

[Josh Arnold]

The headline should be scientists got grant for BS Studies.

[Tom Griswold]

It should be scientists got grants to have to play with golden retrievers because they're such good boys and good girls.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I can get. I get that. Getting. Getting paid to play with dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But for whatever reason, he tries to flower up a pre. Sell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, it would have been enough. We've got a story about golden retrievers and people who love them or something like that. Oh, you know, chicken eye golden retrievers, they're amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

So you think the story's a little far fetched?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that. I do like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fetched. You see, it's a golden retriever tennis ball joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they. Mine won't bring it back. Neither one of them will now, as a matter of fact.

[Josh Arnold]

Great dilemma, as you once called it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I. I got the ball, but I'm not giving it back because I know you'll just throw it again.

[Josh Arnold]

I want you to throw it, but I don't want to give it to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but that's a smart dog.

[Josh Arnold]

The dog's dilemma.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. I can stay here and rest. Yeah, well, that's. I think it's a sweet story.

[Christy Lee]

All right. We share fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Qualities with dogs. Maybe that's why we like them. Well, there's certain qualities I'm glad I don't have. I used one of my golden retrievers, not the current one, was a poop eater.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. My former golden retriever. I had to get the anti coprophagic powder and the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did that work?

[Bob Kevoian]

She loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Did she think that the coprophagic powder gave it a little bit of a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like allspice And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And her. Her doctor at the time told me, well, what you need to do is carry around a can with nuts and bolts in it. And I said, what? And I said, yeah, so when you're out in the backyard with her and you see her starting to eat poo, you shake the can behind her. That'll scare. See? And then she won't. I said, oh, okay, I won't be doing that. Yeah, I gotta collect nuts and bolts and then get a can. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

See, this story is useful, chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

If. Let's just say how so? Well, because you can explain to some young lady that you have some of the traits of your golden retriever as you're humping her leg at the mall.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm loyal at the mall. So now, I've said this many times. I'm sure someone's coming, kept track of it. All of his stories more or less always lead back to the punchline, is sexual assault.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, ma'?

[Tom Griswold]

Am?

[Josh Arnold]

It's best to just let him finish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right. Why? Why do you think I'm out there? You can't have it both ways. I can't be debilitatingly alone. And also humping strange women. Strange women's legs at the mall.

[Tom Griswold]

We're just trying to cure your loneliness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Appreciate that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Coming up in sports, young Lake, who's a kicker in the NFL as I'm speaking, he might not be later today, but we'll tell you why. And a hoe in the National Football League. And one player wants to you to know who that hoe is. He's had it with this hoe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

A hoe in the NFL. We're going to tell you who it is.

[Tom Griswold]

We have new words again, all the.

[Christy Lee]

Dictionaries out there, time of year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And they got to change the title of this to New Words and phrases because once again, the new word is two words. Not buying this. It's making me mad. We'll find out about. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right, Chick. Deuce Knight has been benched.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's what I thought. He scored like six touchdowns a week ago or something, but it does. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Back on the bench.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He was sacked. Christie and I said it was interesting to hear the announcer say that they dropped a deuce on the field.

[Bob Kevoian]

I watched.

[Tom Griswold]

Very clever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watched a little of the Iron bowl there Saturday night. Yeah, Saturday night. It was pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of cool names for the bowls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Egg Bowl, Iron Bowl. The game, of course, is my favorite. Michigan. The game. That's what they call it. Michigan, Ohio State. You don't have to. People have said it's the people. People are saying it's the. It's the most intense, most famous rivalry in sports.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

The game.

[Tom Griswold]

I see a lot of great college football action coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Drake may two touchdowns and the Patriots become the first NFL NFL team to reach 11 wins this season. Ah, the Patriots not being very good didn't last very long, did it? Sorry, Everybody. New England wins 33:15 over the the Giants as Chris Berman was the G man. It was the 10th straight win for the AFC leading Patriots. They're the number one seed in the AFC, kids. The franchise's longest streak since winning 10 consecutive games way back in 2015. That's right. Coach Mike Vrabel became the third coach since 1970 to have a win streak of 10 or more games in his first season with the team. May 24, 31, 282 and no, no picks. The Giants moved to 2 and 11, lost their seventh straight and third in a row since firing coach Brian Dabel. Lane Kiffin called his past six years at Ole Miss the best six years of his life. And then he followed that with if you don't mind, I'll be leaving. He explained why he felt compelled to leave Oxford, Mississippi behind to take over an LSU football program he's always admired. Kiffin says LSU is different and the best job in football. Well, here's Lane at his hello, LSU news conference.

[Josh Arnold]

I said through the process, okay, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Never going to make a decision on money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me. And I'm telling you right now, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T know what my contract is here.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

That's not very financially responsible.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Lane?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure it's really good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what it is, nor.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I know at the other places.

[Tom Griswold]

What the numbers were.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't know, Tom. He's. He's fuzzy on numbers. He doesn't know. He said he sat down with his family. They made a family decision.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he wearing the douchey headgear when he made the. The. In the press conference?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you mean the visor.

[Tom Griswold]

He likes the visor. Always wears the visor.

[Bob Kevoian]

He likes the visor. You think the visor is a douchey look?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't keep your head warm.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a picture out there of me wearing a visor, playing a round of golf with me and three other guys, and it is the ugliest, overweight picture you've ever seen of me in your entire life. Entire life. No, it's out there somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could have robbed a bank then and walked into the same.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm recognizable.

[Bob Kevoian]

They look very nice. Unrecognizable. But now Lane is. Is. Is all set up for lsu. He couldn't be happier.

[Tom Griswold]

Who. Who's in charge of these dates? With respect to college coaches being.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's the big discussion.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You shouldn't be able to do this during the regular season, especially with Mississippi heading toward. Obviously, by all accounts, are going to be in the College Football Playoff. They had a great team this year, but the coach is gone. And, yeah, they have to take a look at the scheduling, the portal, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys that he recruited, can they now switch?

[Bob Kevoian]

All the players in the college football world can go anywhere they want at any point, whatever they want to do, depending on dollars. That. That's the way college football is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Wild west, pretty much. The Browns. Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Tom. He's a tackle. Shelby Harris wants everyone to know that Juwan Jennings is a ho. Evidently the wide receiver for The San Francisco 49ers. The Browns 49ers this game over the past weekend. Cleveland lost 3 to 9. They dropped. I'm sorry. They dropped a 3 and 9 on Sunday. With a 26. 8 loss to San Francisco on Sunday, Brown's defensive lineman, Malik Collins, carted off the field with an injury in the third quarter. So you see what's going on here. The Browns have an injury. They come to get the defensive lineman. The wide receiver for the 49ers. Juwan Jennings, is talking trash to the defensive lineman as he's being carted off the field.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something of. How's it feel now? I hope your legs broke. I hope you got hit hard enough to have your baby cry. Stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, here's Shelby Harris, the defensive tackle for the Browns, talking about Juwan Jennings.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a hoe, and I want that known. Like, I see why he got punched in the nuts, because that's some. Like, he says some things that you should not say to another man ever. I see exactly why they punched the nuts. I'm surprised nobody punched him in the jaw yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

But once again, Juwan Jennings, he's a hoe. He's a hoe. I didn't know guys could be hoes.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, I like this new.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a hoe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ne' er do.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what do they call a guy who gets around?

[Bob Kevoian]

Admirable. Isn't that something men aspire to?

[Tom Griswold]

Promiscuous Satiricon, I think is the correct word.

[Bob Kevoian]

What, some sort of Greek Roman mythology there?

[Josh Arnold]

Seder.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't that a Fellini movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was in that. Yeah, but Fellini.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see. Well, ho's good. That works well. Yeah. So I wonder what he was saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you remember Dwan Jennings is the one. I showed you the video. He got punched right in the ball.

[Josh Arnold]

According to this gentleman. We shouldn't have felt too bad for him when that happened.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He could see why he's asking.

[Tom Griswold]

He's asking for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

The translation is he certainly most likely deserved.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's surprised he hasn't been punched in the head.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is his point.

[Christy Lee]

What about a gigolo?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a. Yeah, that's a gigolo would be a professional.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that what it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he might have you there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, but, but the word hoe is firmly entrenched. I like it for a lady.

[Josh Arnold]

How to be a hoe, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, but isn't it typically used for the ladies?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, right. That's what I meant. It was just. But now they're trying to.

[Josh Arnold]

Man Horror was out there for a while and then for a while there, Mimbo Seinfeld's made that semi known that a male bimbo is a mimbo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Man Horror sounds like a new show on CBS.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

At 10 o' clock tonight, man whore, He's a detective that gets around.

[Josh Arnold]

Chris o' Donnell is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man Whore. And that brings us to. Do we have the audio and the video yet? Oh, we do. Of the gentleman who set the world's longest fart record, Tom. Oh, tell me this isn't exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd really like audio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he actually, actually, actually he actually has a nice flair to his presentation as well. Okay, I think you'd like to see. He is right there. He's a young man and he's wearing shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

He's. He's bent over slightly with his butt facing a microphone and Adidas shorts there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because he's an athlete and those are popular nowadays. Yeah, he's competing and.

[Josh Arnold]

He's lifting his leg and spreading his butt apart a little bit to help. Oh, and he kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Get more.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out and it's still going.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What country.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like a Spanish, Some sort of Mexican Spanish.

[Josh Arnold]

He's very focused yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is up on one line. Oh, my God. Still going.

[Josh Arnold]

It's 47. And he's smiling now because he knows.

[Bob Kevoian]

He knows he has the record.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, really something. He knew he beat him.

[Bob Kevoian]

He starts to smile at the end there.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite a feat.

[Tom Griswold]

It was something a little wet there toward the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when you, you want to push out as much as you can as you know it's ending, you're have some issues. Yeah, you can, you can be. But I, it sounded wet, but it didn't sound problematic.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he didn't act like it was problematic. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did it give the location?

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

It, it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were feverishly looking for where that occurred over the weekend. We could not find it.

[Tom Griswold]

So it will have electronic sign sound to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. It was a little like, crispy, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Audio a little tinny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well done. Bravo to that, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

We will follow up on that story. We've got. Okay teams working around.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Around the clock.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? We don't know where that took place, but I, I say he's a citizen of the world and he's a hero to all.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think we could probably find. If we just followed our nose, we can probably, we could probably find it and another world record.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why nothing can follow it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if we had the location, I think that's the biggest problem. But David Rush, he can't follow that. He's. He's reclaimed the Guinness World Record for the most T shirts worn during a half marathon. You remember this? He's done this.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you see the picture I always love.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yeah, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

He initially broke the record in 2019, completed a half marathon wearing 111 T shirts. But his number was beaten by another runner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wearing 127.

[Josh Arnold]

Take that, Rush.

[Bob Kevoian]

Them are fighting words. To take back the record, Dave donned 137 T shirts weighing a total of 48 pounds. See, people forget T shirts weigh. There's a certain amount of weight.

[Josh Arnold]

This is like a rock vest.

[Bob Kevoian]

He ran in the Idaho Potato Half Marathon. Hello again, Boise. To earn the Guinness World Records title, Dave needed to finish the half marathon in under three hours. Oh, there's a time limit to the marathon as well.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a photograph of him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he managed to complete the run with just a few minutes to spare. 2, 2 hours, 51 minutes, 44 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

And now Christie described that you can.

[Christy Lee]

Barely see his head because he has so many shirts on. And he's very wide. Humpty Dumpty, a little bit he's standing.

[Tom Griswold]

In front of a gigantic potato.

[Christy Lee]

Uh huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's all about the potato. And Boise.

[Christy Lee]

I wish he would have had a potato colored shirt on. That would have been pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is what I was thinking. I wish we'd known about this because we could have provided him with a triple X Bob and Tom T shirt.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if that would have been big enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think for one of the earlier layers, maybe in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But you want to. Want to be in the outside, so you get the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice publicity opportunity.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the outside T shirt he's wearing is just.

[Josh Arnold]

It could be a 5X.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wording that it's the official attempt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

World record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Be really funny to wet him down.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they asked David, by the way, who is in that picture with him? And he said it could be my wife. Wife or just a lady? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been busy doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's busy doing.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, congratulations, David. That's to run with an extra £48 on you. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you say it's like a.

[Bob Kevoian]

However, a rock vest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A weighted vest.

[Tom Griswold]

It's still a rock vest.

[Bob Kevoian]

We still have to find out who the 42nd fart belongs to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we. We have to.

[Christy Lee]

I think he ate a lot of beans.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure he had a very specific diet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Beforehand, you would have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, you'd have to time it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I made a story a couple weeks ago with the guy gave us a recipe for his farts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Black beans.

[Tom Griswold]

And I wonder if he was trying to decide, do I send it to the Bob and Tom show or to the Wall Street Journal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But it wasn't. No, it was a story that somebody found on the new. We did it. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Jess, ready it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't remember that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Economist, I thought you might like this important recipe. Well, by the way, it's my understanding that when David Rush did this world record of 100 and how many shirts?

[Bob Kevoian]

131. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That he did donate them.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's to fatty, fat. Fat folks.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Mostly 5x4x.

[Josh Arnold]

Those closest to his body were for skinny skin. Skin. Skin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. As they got like a big, big wobbler.

[Tom Griswold]

You see what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a Chinese guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Who lives with a functional cigarette lighter in his stomach. We'll Talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I was hoping you were gonna say, we have a Chinese guy in studio. We're just gonna ask him questions about what it's like to be Chinese.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. If he likes. If he likes American food as much as we like Chinese food over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he just call it food?

[Bob Kevoian]

Love that. Love that angle. Always have. Loved that angle. I'm gonna go get takeout or I'm gonna go get Chinese food. What do you say?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, we'd have to cover our Coke so we wouldn't pee. Pee in them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. There are rules.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever lost a password? Of course we have. Right. Well, this guy's lost a password to a chip implanted in his palm. We'll talk about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy did embarrass us, though, in front of the man. She said, are you Chinese? Look at these. And. And she showed him her. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're uncouth. Uncouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that a thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you Chinese? Look at these.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something like that. I forget what the rhyme is.

[Josh Arnold]

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees. Look at these.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at these. That's how I see.

[Tom Griswold]

I was not aware of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was thinking the rhyme was more hurtful than what I described.

[Christy Lee]

And we have an only fans model in the news for a urine spree. We'll talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Urine spree.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the story, but she's been sentenced to. But one aspect of this troubles me. I need to talk to an electrician about it. I think it's possible that she could have killed herself. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you got to be careful where you do what she did. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, show song. This time on the show. Yes, this time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. What do you got?

[Bob Kevoian]

So there's Josh Arnold. Well, Pat says it's up to you. And. And Tom says it's up to you. Pat. Ready to go there? Okay. There's Ace Cosby. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. Hi. Save big on holiday favorites with Omaha steaks. Visit Omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide and for an extra $35 off use promo code BTS at checkout.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. One more story for Monday Night Football last night. We'll wrap up sports ready Young way ku, who was a proficient place kicker for Kostaki's Atlanta Falcons, was like special teams player of the year, the month or. He was very good. He was just clutch.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't he special?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's very special.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, little church lady for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, last night he. He's hard times. He's ended up with the New York Giants. He tried to kick a field goal last night, a 47 yarder between the Giants and the Patriots. And here's what it looked like on Monday Night Football.

[Christy Lee]

Now you can tell. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, by and large, every football. Former football player I know, every sports commentator, every. Everyone who's seen this, we all agree we've never seen anything like this.

[Josh Arnold]

You can tell something's wrong before he even.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and there's more to it. It was a bad hike.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a bad.

[Tom Griswold]

The punter.

[Bob Kevoian]

The snap is the word, Tom. Snap, not hike. It's a bad snap.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say hike in the backyard?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you're a child, I'm relatable.

[Tom Griswold]

I have the common touch. Kennedy had it a bad step, and then the guy holding it is the punter. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is. Which is common in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he has a little issue placing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think he did.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently, apparently the. The kicker, it said. The article I read said he slipped on the turf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, none of us had ever seen that. The kicker's toe goes into the turf about a foot behind the ball.

[Christy Lee]

Is he okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

And the ball does not move. He doesn't touch the ball at all. The holder had tried to pick up the ball and run off, but it was counted as a sack.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, he's fine. It reminded me of something, but he's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes when you go bowling and you go up and you're getting ready to release the ball, we've all had that feeling of, oh, this is. I've already messed this up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like watching that video. That's what, like, his planting foot looked like.

[Christy Lee]

It was way too far in front of the ball. Yeah, yeah. Like, oops, this isn't gonna be the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Threw him off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did he get hurt?

[Bob Kevoian]

So now I know you think maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Even a broken toe or so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now hang on just a second. You. Tom, this is interesting. You blame the snap, or as you say, the hike and the holder. You don't blame the kicker.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a series of problems. I read that he slipped on the turf so he was off. As Christy points out, he plants his foot like it's too far.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is interesting, though, that you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blame the turf as well, that he read this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you can read that fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But then presented with video evidence where there's no slipping whatsoever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. He slipped prior to the.

[Bob Kevoian]

What, like. Like locker room earlier in the day.

[Tom Griswold]

Or it was last.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, I'm being told last week he said. Here. Here's a different angle of it. As you can see now, Tom blames the snap, the hold and the.

[Christy Lee]

It looked like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, see, he almost falls off.

[Josh Arnold]

No, everything's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, everything looks fine to me.

[Christy Lee]

He just messed up.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

The snaps right to the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not high or low, not left or right. The guy, this, the holder, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

See from this angle.

[Josh Arnold]

You absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a lot of angles in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't see. I don't see him slipping.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there. He's practically slightly. He's on ice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Show me that again, Jason. See, he just. I. It looks. It all looks fine. Okay, there it is. Snap, hold place.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing's off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing is off other than him being about you want him fired.

[Josh Arnold]

This was all mental.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, this was.

[Josh Arnold]

This was all. Something in his head didn't allow him to do this correctly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe in the golfing world, they call it the yips. Yes, exactly. I think he has a yip.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he's worthless and should be cut. Okay. And sent back to wherever the brain.

[Josh Arnold]

Really can get in the way of the body.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sure can.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you just gotta.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it, one of those Zoo Tzu guys? The biggest enemy you'll ever have is your own mind. Good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he's not injured.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it looks like he would have broken.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat heard, though, he slipped last week and broke his tongue is what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Interim head coach Mike Kafka. Franz's brother George said the ball kind of slipped a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope. Nope, it didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

KU wasn't sure if it was going to get set.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie tried to reset it, and by that time it was out of his groove.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope. The guy. The holder does not move.

[Josh Arnold]

But that is a good.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just. This is the analysis of.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good coach. He's defending his player.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But he falls forward, hook, line, sinker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom. Tom seen the video from two different angles. Said it was. He's almost like it's on ice.

[Tom Griswold]

This says Mr. Koo's trip forced Gillen to pick up the ball and the punter tried to scramble.

[Josh Arnold]

So none of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

None of it happened. None of that happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Reading the text from us today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's obviously fake news.

[Tom Griswold]

Even in sports. Oh, okay. Is that sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess. Until we run down the. The Farter's name, which I'm getting is from Argentina on Argentina's Got Talent Show, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's what they call it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's what. Well, it's Argentina.

[Tom Griswold]

You had the world record for length of flatulence.

[Bob Kevoian]

40 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Seconds. Don't fart for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Argentina. Now, you would think in Argentina there would be a disguise competition. Isn't that where all the Nazis ran to? Is Argentina?

[Christy Lee]

Allegedly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brazil. Argentina. No, it's the same.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, the boys from Brazil is.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

What I was thinking.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Brazil, Argentina. Same place.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so same place. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You have an Argentine song, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

What about Don't Fart for Me, Argentina? I just gave it.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh has nailed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about we try that? This any song at all? How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got? Bat Song. What do you got?

[Pat Godwin]

We're having a little argument at my house my son and I With what he wears to school oh, yeah now that it's December January coming up he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still likes shorts I bet I'm losing.

[Pat Godwin]

So I've just given up oh, my son doesn't wear his jacket he always forgets to pack it today it's 20 degrees let him freeze, let him freeze Let him freeze at 15 he just won't listen Outside the snow is glistening he wears shorts and flimsy tees Let him freeze, let him freeze, Let him freeze, he says his only cold Walk into the bus Then from the bus he's dropped off at school I say there's nothing more to discuss Put on some pants, you crazy fool My temper's quickly flaring what the hell's he wearing? He's got no socks and Crocs with holes. And it's cold. Real cold. Very cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Let him free. Very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I remember being a kid and not wanting to take my coat. Actually, there are plenty of days in here. Ace yells at me because I'm not wearing my coat.

[Christy Lee]

You don't wear your coat into the building?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sometimes. I'll just come in.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's your coat?

[Tom Griswold]

Does that correlate with you being the king of the sick days?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

First of all, I'd like to take exception with that. I. My Record of sick days is beyond.

[Josh Arnold]

Reproach for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

That is correct. I think, now that I think about it, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Josh is a very close second.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

I really don't take many sick days. I know I'll have, you know, I'll take off for fishing or I'll have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When I'm, When I'm legitimately sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

And do you count my sick days for when I. I don't come in because I hate you. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I consider those. I just, I think to myself, job well done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look at that as an achievement.

[Tom Griswold]

You had three sick days two weeks ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had two. I had two sick days two weeks ago, Wednesday and Thursday, and I came back in Friday once I found out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I was no longer contagious with the severe bronchitis I was diagnosed with. Here's the difference between you and I, you prick. When I'm diagnosed with an illness, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead and stay home and rest.

[Josh Arnold]

And don't contagion the world, which you have.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I, by the way, I might, I like to add, I'd like to dovetail on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have caused me sick days because you've come in sick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Refused to go home.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the show couldn't possibly. I have to call from the car.

[Bob Kevoian]

On my way to.

[Josh Arnold]

I just had eye surgery. I'll zoom in sideways.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This will be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm on my back.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm at a hotel in Chicago.

[Bob Kevoian]

I need to call the shot. Have to call the show.

[Tom Griswold]

And we wouldn't have met Balazar if we hadn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

My anger for you is making my head dizzy. I can't take.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember meeting Balazar?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember Balar.

[Pat Godwin]

It was room service guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I was, I was on the air.

[Josh Arnold]

From my hotel room, and that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Room service guy came in and I started talking to him.

[Josh Arnold]

You noticed that he wasn't white, and so you started speaking louder. I do remember him. But you weren't sick then. What were you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

And you started talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting my passport.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You started talking louder and slower.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, and with less conjunctions.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. What you mean, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a man of certain ethnic heritage. Determinable.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But then when he saw, when he talked, he was like, you're very welcome, sir. Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Gave a nice tip. We are coming back to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB- tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Lottery tickets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

There.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Magee. Hi there, Chick. Of course, reporting from the Prize Pick sports desk. Speaking of sports, we now go to our NFL correspondent with a close up shot on the face of comedian.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

I was trying to fix that. I think I said yes to some new zoom thing and it, it like grabs you and brings you in.

[Christy Lee]

You look handsome as ever.

[Pat Godwin]

It's very kind.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't really mean anything.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. There you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's better.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, very good. Hey, Kostaki, how's it going in la?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Things are good. Weather's good. We could still go to the pool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Life's LA is good.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little tougher to get into the holiday spirit, it, with the weather being like that, you know.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

That's a good question. I, not for me because I, I've always been, I always love Florida and California.

[Josh Arnold]

I love warm, warm, warm.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

So I'll take it anytime. There's plenty of news coverage of snowstorms so all over. It's no problem.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, get a taste of it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

And most of my gigs are in the Midwest, so I get, I put on the jackets and go tell jokes, you know, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a technical question. You're obviously of Greek heritage.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And those Greek Orthodox priests always have this, those huge ZZ Top beards. Yep, yep. You don't look like you could grow a beard. What do you have the genetic.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Oh, yeah, I got plenty of beard. I, he's the only reason I shave, Chick. And I cover this because like my, my beard is way more white than my hair. So it ages me. I like having a beard, but I definitely look older with a beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's, it's Snow White, as I recall. He was in here, he was in here sitting right over there, had a beer, had an actual beard, Tom. And you, you said, hey, hey, that's a great beard is what you said. But today, today is a different like, bushy and long. Like, today's a different day.

[Tom Griswold]

Those ZZ Top priests that they.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

I've never committed that much. No, no, no. But I could.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know that because you look like a little. Kind of a baby face.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

So sweet and smooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, just asking. Now the topic is NFL football. What's going on in your life with respect to the NFL?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Well, I just. Just.

[Announcer/Producer]

I'm ha.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

I'm thankful for the NFL. Red Zone Channel is watching Falcons, jets is cruel and unusual punishment, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Nobody wants that.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

We all saw enough of our cousins on Thursday. You know what I'm saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but, Kaki, don't you just love Scott Hanson on the Redo channel? Oh, you do?

[Announcer/Producer]

Well, you're wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that too much?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, here's a punt. I know it's a punt, Scott. Okay, I can tell. I can tell it's a punt.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Chick loves all things old school football.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. He doesn't like the.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

These new things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me the crowd noise. I'd like the crowd noise on the Red Zone Channel. That would be nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or how about. How about the announcers that are already doing the game, let them talk instead of him talking over them. I don't. Let's switch now to the octo box. I. I can count to eight, Scott. Thank you. Oh, that turd. What a turkey.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

I love it. But I totally understand what you're saying. For me, I have that experience with, you know, all of the island games. The Thursday night, the Sunday night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Monday night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

I like Red Zone. I think it's fun. Just pop around all the. My. And my kid will wander over. She's seven. She's like, wait, what happened to the purple team? You know, like. No, that's gone now.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're moving on.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfectly reasonable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

The Falcons say they're building a culture, and based on the results, I'd say it's yogurt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, culture.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

And apparently Greek yogurt. It leaves a bitter taste in your mouth. I'm not a fan of the Greek yogurt. I like the Greek things, but not that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have to go vanilla or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Why? It's just harsh.

[Josh Arnold]

It is harsh.

[Christy Lee]

Add a little honey. It's good that way.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yeah, yeah, but you put honey in yogurt. That's not bitter, and that's better. Why are we.

[Tom Griswold]

What distinguishes Greek yogurt from your standard yogurt?

[Christy Lee]

It's from Greece.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that makes you wince.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

When you eat it, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the healthiest.

[Christy Lee]

It's healthier. I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

It's got a bite.

[Christy Lee]

Must have the different culture.

[Josh Arnold]

It tastes like economic collapse.

[Pat Godwin]

Greece. Greece is a whole different culture.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

That's a good joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Lovely contemporary economic jokes. We've already mentioned the Economist twice today on the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Stepping up.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

The jets beat the Falcons. Usually when New York upsets Georgia, they're electing a mayor who have no effect on Georgia whatsoever. The Panthers beat the Rams. Usually when the Carolinas upset Los Angeles, it involves marketing tobacco products to teenagers. And Texans beat the cults. Traditionally, when Texas upsets Indiana, it's because they put evolution in the science books.

[Tom Griswold]

Run that by me again.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Traditionally, in the old days, there was a lot of controversy.

[Josh Arnold]

Inherit the wing, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I found my favorite comedians, usually at the end of their joke, say, come on. That's what I. That's what I like.

[Tom Griswold]

I like when they need footnotes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Try. Try this. This works in New York. Try it. Try that.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at that. I was at that game. Did. Did the highlight show, the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

The referees being paid off. Oh, sorry.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

There were a couple of. I did notice that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

And good news for the Vikings fans. There's no quarterback controversy. Backup Max Broner had four interceptions sacked four times. After this week, Vikings fans will be thrilled to return to disappointing quarterback play after getting a glimpse of atrocious quarterback.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we go back to just back?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yes, that would be great. Sorry, we were booing. That was really out of line.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

They say if you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterback. Also true. If you have no quarterbacks, you have no quarterback. Max Brosner is kind of slight, too. Every time I saw him, he was being thrown down. He took more hits than Cheech and Chong, this guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Please tell me that's the first of 20.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say there's a few.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a few.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would love to hear those.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

The Beatles had fewer hits. You see, it was a lot of hits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

The moles in Whack a Mole have taken fewer hits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. They can hit a lot.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

You see a punching bag and a Rocky montage. That's a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, innumerable hits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, here's.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Here's the closer on this chunk. He was like a penis pinata at a lesbian party.

[Tom Griswold]

I really like that one.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

That's really fun image. You know, Bears fans are excited. They need a deep dish pizza just to hide Their erections.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's right.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Thin slice. Maybe wouldn't. No one could score early in that Eagles Bears games. It was like a chess tournament after party.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. That made that. That might have been your closer. That is really strong. But you're, Are you gonna, are you gonna put.

[Pat Godwin]

It in his eyes?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's better than that, I'm gonna stand up and cheer.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

The Raiders are not good. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas during the playoffs. We know this. This is Tom Brady's first full season with the Raiders. The records 2 and 10. I'm starting to think that Tom Brady being near a team doesn't help very much.

[Tom Griswold]

He's.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

He's really just a carb free emotional support animal. They always said he makes everyone around him better. Yes. By throwing the ball perfectly into their hands.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

He's not doing that part anymore. Brady's presumably very much part of the Raiders quarterback decisions. Reportedly, he wanted Stafford. He wasn't available. He didn't love Sam Darnold. So they landed on Geno Smith. I could have done that, that from my couch with no NFL experience. In fact, I did do that. I, I, I have Brock Bowers in Dynasty, and I was like, what quarterback are we gonna get? I, I did exactly this at home by myself. I saw the headline, aaron Rodgers will start on Sunday. Start what? Questioning what he reads on the Internet.

[Josh Arnold]

Still. Still mad at him for that, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Any one of these could be the closer. Hey, we. We told you.

[Tom Griswold]

He did.

[Josh Arnold]

He did.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

I didn't listen.

[Tom Griswold]

We recognized a quality joke shining in. Originality, very relatable to anyone. And yet you pushed on.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

I just kept going.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Welcome to my act. All right, let's do this one. The Ravens call their uniforms Purple Rising.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Because Boner power was taken. No one in the meeting said Purple Rising. Sounds like an erection.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

They skipped the say it out loud step of branding. 101. All right, good night.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Will be bringing his great live standup show to Cincinnati. December 11th at the corner. And then you're doing poker at Ruggles. Yeah.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Comedy at the Comet and poker at Ruggles. That'll be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Comedy at the Comet, poker at Ruggles. Now are you taking on all comers in poker?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

It's a, it's a great poker room. I love these little independent rooms. You know, they're mom and pop and they're small and they're doing their own thing. It's it's got a lot of heart. It's a great little room.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you're at the Astra Theater in Jasper. Coming up, December 12th, the 13th, Mahomet, Illinois, at Yellow and Company. Details.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

All these are great gigs.

[Tom Griswold]

Details on Facebook and Instagram. Go see Kostaki. He's great. And as Chip McGee will tell you he was, will mock your favorite sports team.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Oh, I'd be happy to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks, Kostaki. We'll talk to you soon. See you. Man, I'm kind of out of breath from all that. Christy, what do you got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we've got some new words for you. Like words of the year according to Oxford, and then, of course, Cambridge Dictionary. And we have Christmas chaos. We have a missing Jesus, baby Jesus. And a rogue reindeer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You ever seen a reindeer live up close?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's a good question.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I have.

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't there antlers kind of fuzzy?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yes than I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy that walks one around.

[Announcer/Producer]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just like it.

[Christy Lee]

What, in your neighborhood? I'm sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. There's a reindeer out in Colorado.

[Tom Griswold]

Out in Vail, there's this one.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Vale just walks around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. On a leash.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you see how that wouldn't be universal to some people? Talking about tail and a reindeer walking around.

[Josh Arnold]

Very one presenter experience.

[Christy Lee]

I saw mine at a Christmas parade. I think that's where most.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he had on the proper suit and everything.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean, the proper suit?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the reindeer gear. You know, the bells and the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, that you. If you're gonna see one out, you want to see one dress.

[Tom Griswold]

He was loose.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't. I can't take it.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Aut Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold. He's at the I Hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom, I think we're, we have a sports edition for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Special update.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's hear it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I noticed this earlier this morning and I just wanted to ask you guys a question. You know Lane Kiffin, big damn deal. He's leaving a whole Miss to go coach LSU for.

[Tom Griswold]

He's kind of famous for his exits.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, he, and when he was he was a little more than tainted about five or six years ago. Ole Miss. The only, only, only people would give him a chance and they did. And he's got them back to winning ways and he's left now. But there was a picture this morning online that I wanted to ask you guys about. Now, Christy, what do you think of his oh, his chest. How about that? And his nipple display there. What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Well, is that he's got some areola work in there. He doesn't have the point part.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't he look. Doesn't he look like he works out? Yeah, I think if you. If you do a close up on that, if we can, you'll notice he's got some nipples working there.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

See? Okay, there's a nipple. Now which do you like better, Tom? Lane Kiffin's chest or Sydney Sweeney's chest? Hang on a second.

[Child voices (Santa letters)]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now which one?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ms. Sweeney, certainly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Ms. Sweeney, those are outstanding. Goodness gracious. Sakes alive.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's not wearing. She's not wearing one of those stupid visors. No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Or a bra. You're right. And in a see through dress.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Does Lane Kiffin have a line of visors that he sells?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do not know.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need any extra money with the 12 million.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that. LSU better load up on him on his. He is wearing the visor there, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're.

[Christy Lee]

He does have man boobs, that's for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're. If you're a Tiger fan, you better get your Lane Kiffin visor ready to go because.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Well, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's visor time.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna go over that way to Christy Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Belgian authorities say the figurine of the baby Jesus was stolen from a Christmas nativity scene in Brussels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, Brussels. It's God largely anyway, I think, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

The figure was taken from his crib in historic old Brussels over the weekend. This particular version of the infant Jesus was part of a controversial nativity scene that garnered social media backlash because of the faces of the characters lack eyes, noses and mouths. Artist Victoria Maria Guyer crafted the nativity figure out of cloth in hopes the faithful from around the world would see themselves in the soft fabric. Lyrics lacking any identifying features.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they don't have eyes, nose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They don't have any facial features.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

So every Catholic, regardless of their background or origins, can identify themselves in the biblical story of the birth of Jesus Christ.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. So this may. It may have been stolen in protest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe again, special spot in hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Leave it be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you upset with the fact that she didn't put faces on the baby Jesus?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

They're making an artistic statement. I think stealing it is the way to go, but.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And they have not recovered this baby Jesus yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Give him three days.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that took me too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Jesus aged.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom will be disappointed with how long it Took me to get that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Christy Lee]

A reindeer named Buddy sparked a huge search operation in Northern England after escaping from a Christmas event. Merseyside police said the reindeer bolted from the festival attraction in Formby and was later spotted on nearby roads, prompting police, the Coast Guard, and Royal Marines to coordinate a search.

[Tom Griswold]

It's weird that they get the Coast Guard involved.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought. He was finally discovered asleep in sand dunes at Formby beach about five hours later.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Buddy was contained, quote, unquote, by a vet with the support of Royal Marines and returned to his owner.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're gonna get a reindeer, I don't know, don't you go with one of the classic names?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Buddy the Elf is probably where he got this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but, yeah, it's an elf.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vixen comic.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Keep it.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't like.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it's too on the nose to name it after one of the classics.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. If it's a regular deer, it would have been much easier to find.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. What? Oh, like an outdoorsy deer around here.

[Tom Griswold]

Is what you're saying. Yeah. If you want to fight a deer right here, just get in your car, start driving. Eventually, they'll find you. Right, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, they find us.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll find you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, don't you have a song about. Yeah. Ramming into a deer?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it would take me a second or two. Go ahead, speak amongst yourselves.

[Christy Lee]

Seconds or two.

[Pat Godwin]

Speak amongst yourselves.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, I want to bring you up to speed. Do we have. Can we show Josh what we were talking about while he was out of the room? Real quick, Sydney. We compared Lane Kiffin's chest to Sydney Sweeney's. I don't know if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Lane Kiffin is.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the new head coach of the lsu.

[Tom Griswold]

Famously Tigers.

[Christy Lee]

See, there he is exited even though.

[Tom Griswold]

His team is heading for the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

That's a man boobs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check that.

[Josh Arnold]

They seem. He seems to be a fit guy to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I thought. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, now, how about this? This other chest?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's Sydney Sweeney.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that something she legitimately wore?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Without a bra. See through.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy cow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Knowing they were going to take her pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

Not immodest comes to mind.

[Tom Griswold]

And the groin area is kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Pronounced as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

There's like a stitch in it that's sort of pulling into the camel toe area.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? That's not happening at all. This is like when you watch young lake who slip on the ice.

[Josh Arnold]

You can kind of see where the pant. The undies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, look at that. Yeah, those are undies. What do you think they are?

[Josh Arnold]

Or are they.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she.

[Christy Lee]

No, it just looks like she has her leg moved in. So the fabric.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but are we looking at. Is that like darker pubic hair or are those undies? I'm being honest, Christina.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, Josh. I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

That might. Those. They have a pubic like. You see what. You see what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

I see what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is it just pubesque?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably looks. It's actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

But wait a minute. Hey, we're doing. We're doing really good. Rubenesque versus Rubens esque.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's the painter's Rubens.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello to the four folks that are enjoying that.

[Josh Arnold]

She's gorgeous, isn't she?

[Bob Kevoian]

But she waist is too long. That's not where there's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I see what you're saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

There's. But she probably. I didn't see that show. Euphoria. Well, I take that back. I remember I saw like five or 10 minutes of it, and I went, these people exist nowhere in the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't get it. But is she always showing them off in that show? So for her to do this is not really a big deal for her. Huh. Well, anywho, sorry, that really derailed me.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is the only show where we're comparing Lane Kiffin, who's in the news for once again, an unfortunate exit from a college.

[Christy Lee]

A different shot of that there, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's a rose by any other name. Sydney Sweeney by any other angle.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks almost like it's painted on.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's actually chain mail. It's like a. Oh, cool. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's why.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure that caused ire. And she's. She's easy to. She's an easy target these days.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she is. Oh, do you want to see that, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, we were talking about this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see that? Pat had to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a reindeer on the loose. He's horny and so horny. I assume the reindeer was part of a. Some kind of Christmas show that. And he got away, but they caught him. Now, do you know where. Did you notice the name of the river there?

[Josh Arnold]

The Mersey Mery Fairy.

[Bob Kevoian]

This song just happened yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

In Tom's world, everyone chimed right in. Do you remember who did the song.

[Christy Lee]

Fairy Cross the Merch? No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gary and the Jerry and the Pace. Jerry or Gary? Jerry. Jerry.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry.

[Bob Kevoian]

You sure wasn't Gary.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe it was spelled with a G, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I actually took a ferry across the Mersey and they played the video of that song. They were, like, doing it live on some old show.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that every gay guy that gets on there has one of his.

[Josh Arnold]

Buddies, goes, oh, look you across the mosy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they're just being mean to each other.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I think they're being playful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, playful. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

No offense intended. Pat, you like to drive? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Back in.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in the year 2016, I famously hit two deer, totaling two. Two cars. So I have written a letter that I put to music to all the deer out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Dear.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Dear.

[Pat Godwin]

I hit two of you one year oh, the damage was severe oh, dear to all you Dear don't just stand there in the headlights on those dim, lit, foggy nights out of nowhere you suddenly appear don't you ever come near my black VW Atlas make note of the model and the year and if I see you one rainy day don't cross the road Just run away Are you paralyzed by stupidity or fear? Oh, you dumbass.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Dear.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, Dear. I apologize for my language. It's my insurance company that I fear so. So please steer clear, Dear. Signed, yours truly, Pat. Dropped by Progressive Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. The deer, they know what kind of car you got? They do.

[Pat Godwin]

I made it clear, okay?

[Christy Lee]

You sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a black one, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Vw.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice, very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have to disappoint you guys. She was wearing panties under that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Nude panties, they said, but nothing else.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was obvious. There's nothing else. God, those are nice boobs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Coming up, we're going to talk about the word of the year according to the Oxford University Press. Yes, but as Tom says, it's actually a phrase in a way, because it's not just. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a word? Is it bollocks?

[Christy Lee]

It's two words.

[Josh Arnold]

I always like Bollocks.

[Christy Lee]

Bollocks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That never caught on here.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Good, though, yeah. Bollocks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well. Balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It just means staticles, doesn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Bollocks.

[Christy Lee]

How do you spell that?

[Josh Arnold]

B, O, L, L, O, C, K.

[Christy Lee]

S. I have a.

[Josh Arnold]

Like Jim J. Bullock.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was gonna say I have a. I have a friend and he and his wife's last name are Bullock.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom. Did you ever talk to Jim J. Bullock?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I know the name.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember how I spelled Jim, don't you? No, just J. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, look it up. Wow. Yeah. Jim. His name was Jim.

[Tom Griswold]

As you know, there's no I and team.

[Child voices (Santa letters)]

Too close.

[Josh Arnold]

Too close for comfort.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

That was the.

[Pat Godwin]

He was the comic relief.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he flamboyant?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Monroe. Monroe. Monroe.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, I want to say hello to my buddy Stephen Singer at Stephen Singer Jewelers. Stephen Singer's got something interesting going on. As you know, gold prices. Yikes. Way up. Diamond prices sky high. Stephen Singer, however, has locked in his diamond stud earrings at the old price. His Anita diamond studs will start at just 298 bucks, all at the same perfect price as they were last year. Well, thank you, Stephen Singer. There's no better time to get a pair of diamond studs from Steven Singer Jewelers. Each pair, of course, flawless, near colorless. Plus, Stephen has that full value lifetime trade in. So if you got a pair of studs last year for your lady or for whoever, you can upgrade if you like and make an even nicer bigger and better. That's right. Thank you very much, Christy. Go to ihatestevensinger.com get all the details fast and free shipping and it will arrive in time for the Christmas holiday. If you get those orders in soon, experience the difference at Steven Singer Jeweler. Once again, it's online ati hate stephensinger.com and they have that special backing. Christy, explain this to me one more time.

[Christy Lee]

They're a silicone back and they're a little bigger and so they hold them very sturdily on the back of your ear so you don't lose your nice studs.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can't go wrong with a set of diamond earrings. The ladies love them and I suppose the gents love them too. I don't know. I got the details. I hate stevensinger.com and we have coming up a number of interesting things, including you mentioned those, those stew new words. What about our only fans thing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we have that update on our urine spreader. We'll talk about that.

[Tom Griswold]

The urine spreader.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in trouble, lady. We'll find out about it from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Guarantee it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by Java House, the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom show. Go to java house.com and get 24.5percent off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have words in the news once again.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, words.

[Tom Griswold]

Before we get to our Today in History language, Christie's got some words. I. I have some words here from Kenny in Iowa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Kenny was kind enough to write.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hate to bother you guys at work. God, I love that he goes. We were on our way to Rochester, Minnesota the other day.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

We came to the airport. My son said, well, we're here at the plane station.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Which kind of makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Sure it does.

[Tom Griswold]

You got your train station.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bus station.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder why they went with airport.

[Christy Lee]

I wish I had an answer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Plane station. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

The train port, is it?

[Christy Lee]

Not the bus port.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What the hell's wrong with this language? Boy, it's confusing. Now, we got new news from the world of language over there.

[Christy Lee]

Oxford University Press has named Rage Bait as its Word of the Year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never heard of it.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard it either. Oxford said the phrase refers to online content that is deliberately designed to elicit anger or outrage by being frustrating, provocative or offensive with the aim of driving traffic to a particular social media account.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. But it's two words.

[Christy Lee]

Lexicographer Susie Dent told the BBC that the person doing the rage baiting bask in the millions quite often of comments and shares and even likes sometimes. Of course, this is the result of algorithms used by social media companies because although we love fluffy cats, we'll appreciate that we tend to engage more with negative content and content that really provokes us. So it's called rage baiting.

[Josh Arnold]

Somewhat ironic that this is from Oxford, which is in the uk which will put you in jail for things you have posted on social media.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that one of the rage bait things that they do is they deliberately misspell words.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Just to get people to comment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, you ignorant fool.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting, because the more people that comment, I guess the more people can see it or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they'll put whatever just to get you angry.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. It's ugliness is what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Also two words. They got. They got to change it to the. It can't be the word of the year. It's got to be what? The phrase of the year. I don't know, because we've had a bunch of these and all the dictionaries. This is sort of their time to shine.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is. So we're going to bring in Cambridge now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Cambridge Dictionary has added more new words and phrases. Phrases to its database. The new entries for this week are throning.

[Josh Arnold]

Throning.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody?

[Bob Kevoian]

I only know this from in the basement, in the bathroom too long. I'm throwing this.

[Josh Arnold]

The only. My. I have a friend who's a lesbian and she said that this is. This is tricky. This is one of her favorite things to do with her wife. And it's a sexual thing. Thing.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the only. Okay, that was the only throning I was aware of.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, you can tell us off the air, cuz I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

It's when.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, okay, this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to know.

[Josh Arnold]

If my face were a throne and you were the queen.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Where would you sit?

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's. But I. I'm positioned on the floor, like on my knees in a way that. That I kind of try to get myself to look like a proper seat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, got it.

[Christy Lee]

Man, that's a lot of work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I laughed and laughed when they shared that with me and I went, good for you guys.

[Christy Lee]

Did they demonstrate that for you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they don't want any. They are not interested in me being a sexual being at all. So they wouldn't do anything to try to turn me on.

[Christy Lee]

Throning, in this case, refers to dating someone because they increase your social media status and reputation.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's gross.

[Christy Lee]

Is the social media ever gonna go away? What's gonna replace it? Gotta be something, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Faster, More polio?

[Tom Griswold]

I think the way things are going.

[Christy Lee]

Well, swag gap.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

A situation in which one partner in a relationship is widely seen as much more stylish, confident, or successful than the other. You have more swag than your partner, basically.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. That's every relationship I've ever been in.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then you have a swag gap.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, because I'm a slob.

[Christy Lee]

You're not a slob.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't a swag gap be like if you. I don't know, you. Your one kid gets the T shirt and the other gets the. Gets the crappy prize? The. The swags aren't of equal value because when you have little kids, you can't have. If you have two little kids, you can't have one of any. You got to have two of everything.

[Christy Lee]

Do you buy the two exact same things?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think anyone's not doing your.

[Josh Arnold]

Children any favors, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you're anyone's using the term swag gap.

[Christy Lee]

What about shreking?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be looks. Swag gap.

[Christy Lee]

But in the looks realm, dating someone you think is less physically attractive than you in the belief they will treat you better and be a more appreciative and loyal partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's also gross.

[Pat Godwin]

These three are all very similar.

[Christy Lee]

They are very similar.

[Tom Griswold]

The last one.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that song?

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Tom Griswold]

Awful. Gotta make a ugly woman your wife.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a funny song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the idea, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want to be happy for.

[Pat Godwin]

The rest of your life, never make a pretty one.

[Josh Arnold]

And that song, he claims his woman's eyes don't match.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't find that she's gonna make.

[Pat Godwin]

A good pot roast for us on that shirt, Am I right?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah, there's. You can tell that what's behind that song is a. There's a wink. It's tongue in cheek. Yeah, yeah. It's so that she won't cheat on you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

So that. So that would be shreking.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, Good to know. Well, time now to check in a little bit of history, ladies and gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Today is, of course, the 2nd of December.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It is famous for many things.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Including the birthday of Johnny Versace.

[Bob Kevoian]

John Eversage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Fancy name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spelled interest.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny spelled G, I, A, N, N.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I believe it's Gianni, but called him Johnny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that. He's got that song. Gianni be good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the circles we traveled in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tried to call him Gihani, but no one.

[Tom Griswold]

I always thought it was interesting. This is going to sound awful, but they. They always referred to him as being assassinated.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to being murdered.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that because he was so rich?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's a level of celebrity.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that what it is?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know, maybe. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, it was awful.

[Christy Lee]

Birthday. It is today. Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob's Bob.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Bobby.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday, Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

He shares it with Lucy Liu.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she's pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She's the Charlie Angel.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a Charlie's angel in the movies.

[Christy Lee]

In the movies?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't. You missed the movies.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. Yeah. Well, she was in Kill Bill, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Nelly Furtado, who is famous for the her egg Mexico chicken dish, the frittado.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's four burritos.

[Josh Arnold]

I lay eggs like a bird. I'm Nelly Frittata.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Britney Spears. Britney Spears, born in 1981. Aaron Rogers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why was it Britney Spears nicknamed Pickle?

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Pickle Spears.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm so glad it wasn't Pickle Spears. Hey, Pickle. I bet someone in her life called her.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a circle nickname, right? Get over your pickle, pickle.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1804, Napoleon was crowned the Emperor of France.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the one I talked over? I forget. You did one in Aaron Rodgers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Aaron Rodgers. I thought you'd want us, Aaron.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you want to keep crowing about those 40 year old guys in the NFL, watch Aaron Rodgers next time. He plays outdoors under 130 degrees.

[Josh Arnold]

His bones doesn't move very quick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not good.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 1939, LaGuardia Airport began operating.

[Christy Lee]

They still have terminals there.

[Tom Griswold]

The very first flight was delayed.

[Bob Kevoian]

And still the smallest hallway in the history.

[Christy Lee]

God. No joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fiorello, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Fiorello Laguardia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In 2001, Enron famously filed for bankruptcy. Bankruptcy.

[Josh Arnold]

That whole thing was completely misunderstood. Those guys did nothing wrong. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

If you look deeply enough, they filed for moral bankruptcy. Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. It's called commerce.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Exactly right. Yeah. If you want to play the game. If you want to swim with sharks.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

How long did they keep the name of the field?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. It went to NRG pretty quick.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought. Okay, I couldn't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a pretty great documentary. If you are interested in that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Smartest guy in the Room is one of the best documentaries I've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's really good. Well, thank you very much. Coming up. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have our only fans model who is in a little bit of trouble for her urine spree. We have some tourists stranded in a in a sky dining restaurant, if you can picture that. And a Chinese man with a functional cigarette lighter. That's been in his stomach for 30 years.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

How does he know it? Never. You know what? Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll find out if he can swallow a cigarette and then spit it back up and it's lit. I'd pay to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I'd pay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I want to see him.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in for sphere.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to see him at the Sphere for an evening.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm in for 50 also.

[Bob Kevoian]

You damn right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Few minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that reminds me, Chick. If you visit Steven Singer's website, it's I hate Stevensinger dot com. You're gonna find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in America. But guess what? You're also going to find out why he's the most hated jeweler in America by other jewelers. Here's real audio of other jewelers.

[Bob Kevoian]

We hate that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

We're so mad at him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's I hate stevensinger.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Those other jewelers aren't kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We had the, what was it? The word of the year. Year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For 2025.

[Josh Arnold]

For according to Oxford.

[Christy Lee]

So it's kind of a more UK based thing, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

We've heard rage bait here. Yeah, boy, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's posting stuff just to get people angry. So you get more hits.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And including misspelling words just to get people. You know what the word was for 1963.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Univac.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it something we still use?

[Tom Griswold]

Movie? No, it's. I think, I think this may answer the question right here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I could hear it. All right. The word.

[Tom Griswold]

The word is bird.

[Christy Lee]

1963, the word was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but everybody knows that the bird was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody wants to play that crappy song.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. I genuinely, I loved it as a kid. I love it's use in Full Metal Jacket. I love the, the Family Guy stuff with it and I genuinely like the song. I can't Help it.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it, too. I prefer Papa Umamau.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know you both know the difference between good and bad.

[Josh Arnold]

To me, that's good. I'm serious. I. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would. You would buy a guy who. An album of a guy who sang all the songs on like that?

[Josh Arnold]

I have never. I've never done a deep dive into the Trash Men catalog. Okay, I'm gonna have to.

[Tom Griswold]

We gotta find another song. What about. What about the Rivingtons?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a nice song, But to me, Trashman is more fun.

[Tom Griswold]

This is classier.

[Josh Arnold]

It is classier. Yeah, I like that. Rougher, raw.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy's got a great voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's art right there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's popular.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are great lyrics. Those are better than any lyrics in any song by the band America.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, are you nuts?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, sister, Golden Hair does nothing.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

For you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody know. Knows a horse with no name and venture high we hum it. Even when Pat does a stupid song, we love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Love the melody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, great melody, but horrible Eric.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Pat. You're right. Oz never did give nothing that he didn't already have.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, so that sounds like. That's three joints in. They thought of that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

They write it down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think of the American catalog saying like this.

[Josh Arnold]

What would. Imagine the guy from Trashman doing Unchained Melody? Just something you should. I bet we can Ia that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a sec. The Trashman Christmas album, y'. All.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Everybody knows Rudolph the Red. I want a red, red nose. We could. AI Trash Man. Guy sings Unchained Melody and see what happens.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead, Jason. That's your.

[Tom Griswold]

Try a Christmas song also while you're doing it. Now, Chick, you missed the. Yesterday, we were talking about Christmas songs that were not originally written for Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Any guesses as to what?

[Bob Kevoian]

This almost sounds like an interesting topic. I'm sure I'm wrong, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, it was.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Some are fairly obvious.

[Tom Griswold]

Obvious?

[Christy Lee]

I have it here.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. To me, the most obvious one is the one from the Sound of Music.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that is considered a Christmas song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, if you go to the Christmas channels, they're playing that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Jingle Bells was originally written for Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thanksgiving song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not know that.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe it's Cold Outside. Not even. Not a good song.

[Christy Lee]

Just a song he wrote with his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a song that they wrote as a joke. Joke to sing at cocktail parties.

[Bob Kevoian]

But even then it was sexual assault, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Come on. You have to really Want to hear that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Locking the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Otanenbaum was originally Steve Feigenbaum about a friend of mine from Byron Junior High School, that.

[Josh Arnold]

I can only imagine how he was bullied.

[Tom Griswold]

It was about Steve Bar mitzvah.

[Christy Lee]

And it wasn't about a Christmas tree either, was it?

[Bob Kevoian]

My goodness.

[Christy Lee]

I heard that on the way in, actually. Oh, Christmas tree. And I'm thinking, well, that's not what they.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. That was once again, once again adapted.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To be a Christmas song. I wonder if. I bet the Rivingtons have a Christmas album. Probably. Oh, I hope they were a guy. They were a legit gospel band. That. That Papa Uma was a anomaly for the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

But the notion of the Trash Men Christmas album would be terrific. You know, Silent Night was not a Christmas song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It was written by a guy whose wife had been out with the girls for the evening and he was enjoying some peace.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they do be talking.

[Pat Godwin]

Do be talking.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

He took it up a notch.

[Bob Kevoian]

My goodness. Yeah, he kicked it right up, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Take it easy, Chris Tucker.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was not. I was not. I was not gonna go talking. I was not going to go there.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I just discovered something. The Rivingtons did a alternate version of Papa Umu MAU.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard this. Do we dare press the button?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope it's filthy.

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt it. They were once again a gospel band. I'm sure they didn't. Let's give this.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why is this not a hit?

[Christy Lee]

What is this?

[Tom Griswold]

This is Mama Umau.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, instead of Papa.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why I like these songs? I just realized what. What's going on in those songs. Quiets what's going on in my brain all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is great. Want to hear a little more? That guy's a great singer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Histrionic on that vocal.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I told you I met a guy in the. I was at some event. This airport bar had had a kid named Papa. No, Their kid was named Rivington. I said, oh, did you name him after the great band the Rivingtons?

[Josh Arnold]

And they said, please get away from us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. They. They ditched me. They'd never heard the song Papa Umau.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't believe.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not many people have, hun.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I love all that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Monster hit Monster.

[Pat Godwin]

So if you want to see them back in the day, they did all stuff like that. They did gospel stuff too.

[Tom Griswold]

They were a gospel band.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seriously.

[Pat Godwin]

So you had to wait till the end for that one. The Big hit.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. I'm not sure if they mixed that in with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there anything that you like?

[Josh Arnold]

Charles was kind of the first to mix that gospel stuff in and people were not happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there anything that you like that. That it was just normal? I mean, everything you. Yeah, everything you monster hit. Everybody was talking about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. There's really nothing wrong with going. You know what? That wasn't very popular. But I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

I really like.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing in his. Nothing. Nothing. Is that criteria?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll try to find something that's just your description.

[Josh Arnold]

Something that wasn't very popular but you love it. Yeah, that's like a ton of stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you equate that to having this erudite, know it all opinion above everyone to be kind.

[Tom Griswold]

You have alternate taste to be kind. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That means it's superior to yours.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys like that one?

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's happy with that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course he is.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in his brain. In his brain. I scored on him is what he's thinking.

[Christy Lee]

You were cruel to be kind in the right moment.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Do you guys like that one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He doesn't think for a second that people are listening to what he's saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I dislike that song also.

[Christy Lee]

Chris, Are you do cruel to be kind? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it in the right measure.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell? Is that all?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a maker?

[Tom Griswold]

Does that mean something?

[Bob Kevoian]

No one listen to that. No one. No one knows. Cruel to be kind. No one knows.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like that song?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, of course I like that song. Yes, it's a nice song.

[Josh Arnold]

What if the trash man did it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Or the rivingtons?

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody tired about the kindness. I don't know. Would it be great to do a. How about.

[Josh Arnold]

How about.

[Tom Griswold]

How about a.

[Bob Kevoian]

A video?

[Tom Griswold]

Video? How about a video on. I got here. You do a video of. On Meet the Press. Yes, on Meet the Press. And they. They ask some distinguished Washington a hole about something. Well, what do you. What do you think about the. The. The recent thinking of the. They just respond.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does that have to be that loud, man?

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's too loud, you're too old. He almost sounds like the guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Rehearsal with these guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like an auctioneer.

[Josh Arnold]

There's video of the guy and it's just him on stage doing that. And he's on like some old black and white show and he's wearing a suit and he's walking around real weird. He falls to his knees. That one part where he has that crap crazy breakdown.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is why they banned rock and roll in high school in the 60s because of these guys. They're having a great time. He probably goes 6, 7, 6 7.

[Bob Kevoian]

The crowd goes nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

We've. I've got to listen to more Trash Men and see if that's what they were up to the whole time.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know how you should listen to that on your Raycon earbud.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were gonna say in the middle of the street.

[Pat Godwin]

I got your go for that too.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

The Trashman, you know, inevitably some guy goes solo. Did he become Trash Man?

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm looking at this.

[Christy Lee]

How'd they get their name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because their muse.

[Josh Arnold]

Their number two song. Their number two song on Spotify is a Christmas Christmas song. Oh, it is Dancing with Santa. It's called really kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we gotta hear that.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe we'll come back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody knows Santa's dancer. This is hand Santa.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a chance man.

[Tom Griswold]

They have at least. I'm looking here at least seven albums.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

When we come back. By the way, you'll not Trash man all the time. You will not hear this in any other radio station. Trash Men Deep cuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Hold on.

[Tom Griswold]

Our program director's shooting himself.

[Josh Arnold]

This biography starts. Arguably the greatest landlocked surf band of all time. They're out Of Minneapolis, of course, where.

[Tom Griswold]

The surf is chilly, chilly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, these guys are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up is Trash Men deep cuts. Oh, I'm gonna sit in my car and wait for this.

[Josh Arnold]

They really leaned into this bird thing. They have a song called Bird Bath. They have a song called Bird Dance Beat. They were ornithologists or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. I see.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the Oreille Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pack Prize Picks sports desk. Download the Prize Picks app, use code Tom. Get $50 bonus credit instantly in lineups when you play. Five dollars. Must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com full restrictions and details. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Don't forget we're on YouTube. Happy to be there. Also, speaking of picks, you can make your picks for the NFL for week 14 right now go to Bob and Tom.com contest each week. It's a gift card from an e. Gift card from Steven singer Julie. 500 bucks worth, as a matter of fact. And all you got to do is just pick the winners. And you'll get to also pick against Chick McGee with the shoeing of the week. That's right. Coming up on Thursday, the shoe and making a big comeback over the weekend, the Chick McGee picks against the spread.

[Bob Kevoian]

A stellar 10 and 5 this weekend. 10 and 5 and up and a push.

[Tom Griswold]

This has been happening lately. You've been toward the end of the season.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm creeping up. Yes. 80 and 88 on the season.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we promised we were playing the Trash Men.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we did promise in the Rivingtons. Well, you know, sometimes you have to break a promise.

[Tom Griswold]

I like Papa Umau Mao. And of course, the Trash Men song Surfing. Surfing Bird was based on two songs from the Rivingtons. Papa Umau and the bird is the word.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To give credit where credit is due.

[Josh Arnold]

Loving homage.

[Tom Griswold]

The Trashmen were performing well in into the 2000 and tens.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something we missed? I would have loved to have seen the trash.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a boxed set out there.

[Josh Arnold]

For discer, believe it or not. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they? The world's greatest surf band. They were called Landlocked. I see. Yeah, they do have a Christmas song. I am not familiar with it. Do you want to drop the needle?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's try it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

As I said, you're not going to hear any other radio show today say we're doing doing Trash Men Deep Cuts.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's your buddy that's such a great announcer of the Deep Cuts guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Earl Bailey.

[Tom Griswold]

Earl Bailey.

[Josh Arnold]

He is wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God, he's my favorite. What a great voice. Terrific delivery. Yeah. The economy of words that Mr. Bailey.

[Christy Lee]

Has is you learn something from him.

[Pat Godwin]

Take it but take it easy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, economy of words you might want to.

[Tom Griswold]

I know a lesser. A lesser, lesser man would resist resent.

[Josh Arnold]

That the morning I heard him go. If your song is your song, then your song is next.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. That is.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I almost drove out of my pulled over, got out of my car and started walking home because no one else needed to be on the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is so good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's not my skill set. I could never do what he does.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you like to over.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a better voice.

[Bob Kevoian]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a four hour show, Chris. We got a fill. Remember that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a nice way to look at it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

See Earl, the song would be half.

[Christy Lee]

Over for tend to use a lot of words for one thing. Am I wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. But I know that's part of his charm, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it a charm?

[Pat Godwin]

Loquacious, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not only that but uses a lot of words. One or two could.

[Tom Griswold]

Loquacious means I brush my teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. Left handed.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is the trashman. Yeah, I'm trying to find the. It's called. Oh, I'm see it's. It's called Dancing with Santa and I'm not familiar with this song. So let's roll the dice here.

[Christy Lee]

Twas the night before Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All was quiet and still.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's somebody's girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Except for that house up on Blueberry Hill.

[Josh Arnold]

Come play with us, Danny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uh huh.

[Christy Lee]

The stockings were hungry. It seemed all was right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

But there were more than just sugar plums dancing that night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there are the other ones that gonna kick in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who is this again? This is the trash.

[Sean Mori (guest performer)]

Black Fanny in the wild is to rock and roll band.

[Bob Kevoian]

I took her to the closet and.

[Josh Arnold]

Fingered her proper and out in Christmas. Ah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if that was mad.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if that was much of a hit.

[Christy Lee]

That's not going to become a Christmas classic because.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they went off brand.

[Pat Godwin]

Totally off brand.

[Josh Arnold]

Dancing with Santa. That's what she.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing the Watusi.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that still a Thing.

[Christy Lee]

The Watusi.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Was this the Watusi?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I think so, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't think so. That looks like more like mashed potatoes. The mashed potato.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's the Macarena.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean before the Macarena.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Let's ask.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like the swimmer looking thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the swim.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the swim.

[Josh Arnold]

The swim, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Oh, the Watusi. Let's at.

[Tom Griswold]

Look.

[Christy Lee]

Look that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe we.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe we shouldn't look at the Watusi.

[Josh Arnold]

May you think it's filthy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it may be politically insensitive.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe it's from the Watusi tribe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not really familiar with their.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what the tribe used to do? You would pull. You'd go to their island and they would just be danced.

[Bob Kevoian]

Much like the scene in Airplane where they're learning basketball. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They really took to it quick.

[Bob Kevoian]

They really took to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's time for us to move on.

[Bob Kevoian]

One guy does a backwards duck.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right away.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a great video out there, Josh, where. What was that exactly? Was that the Trashman?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Doing surf and bird on some show. And there's like a bird at the drums, like a fake bird puppet. And then he's. That man just starts losing his mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The dance would put. I mean, Michael Jackson would admire that dance. It's so good.

[Christy Lee]

The dance is not. PC apparently, is basically a line dance. It started in the 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

The Watusi.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's just one segment of it that looks like it might not be. Be appropriate, but. Yeah, it's an early form of the line dance.

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

We really.

[Josh Arnold]

We're really worried about offending the Watusi tribe.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it a tribe?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. It's something else.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

I would venture to say almost everyone else is who I'm thinking of.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let's just move forward here. Enough. No more deep cuts from.

[Christy Lee]

I'm afraid now they do a bunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Of covers because they didn't have that servant bird came out and they were like, let's get these guys on the road. Yes, I did reading on this and they had nothing, so they had to fill us in. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's like eight different versions of Surfer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's hear something else other than that crap you played. What was that?

[Josh Arnold]

Dancing with Santa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't even pick out.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a reason that's not a standard any.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. King of the Surf.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Christy Lee]

All right, so I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. This.

[Christy Lee]

Hit it.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hello? Is Chuck Berry home?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Christy Lee]

They said they were surf guitar guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's classic surf.

[Josh Arnold]

They're skilled.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, you're the guitar player. I like it. That's hard to play, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, very hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a total Chuck Berry rip off. Rip off?

[Kostaki Kanamopoulos]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

They might as well be called cameras in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my favorite Chuck Berry song. You stop it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wipe yourself off, girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't kiss me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, pop yourself off, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that video has. Has that disappeared from the Internet?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to talk to you.

[Christy Lee]

About any of this unless you want to talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

We have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get to our only fans?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's what I was gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

I need an electrician. If you're an electrician, be listening to this because I need your help.

[Christy Lee]

An only fans model has been sentenced to jail after she went on so called urine spree at multiple New Hampshire businesses.

[Bob Kevoian]

A what?

[Christy Lee]

Urine.

[Tom Griswold]

Urine spree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Kelly Tedford, known online as Kinky Kelly, had filmed herself urinating on food at the Monador Dock Food Co Op.

[Tom Griswold]

Additionally, at least she's peeing locally.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, got that going for toilet table.

[Christy Lee]

Additionally.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

24 year old was accused of relieving herself into an air conditioner unit in a Marriott.

[Tom Griswold]

Now see, that's my question.

[Christy Lee]

And onto a comforter, blanket, curtains, as well as.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't that kill you?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, boy, that's risky. I think it would. At worst you're just going to damage the air conditioner conditioner.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean is. Do Those have a GFI circuit3 so that if you.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're thinking the stream could be electrified and shoot back up into her? Yeah, boy. That's what the Lou Christie song Lightning Strikes is about.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, couldn't. I mean you've. I've read about you guys taking a pee on some wire and they end up dying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, but it's in this case because they have to.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like you're going to short it out before that happens.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you're right.

[Christy Lee]

She's grounded because she's standing on the carpet, I would think right on the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm just asking. But first of all, she's also. Whatever the sentence was, it's not enough.

[Christy Lee]

She's also defecated on the floor and placed waste into the hotel's toilet tank known as an upper decker. She pleaded guilty to six Class A misdemeanor. Sentenced to 360 days in jail, though half of that sentence was suspended.

[Josh Arnold]

Your honor, my client is just kinky, that's all.

[Christy Lee]

She was ordered to pay $10,520 in restitution to the Monadoc Food co op for contaminating grocery items and $500 to the Marriott for the air conditioning unit.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess a food co op. Well done, ma'. Am.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If I'm the judge, you know how I believe in cruel but unusual punishment.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you have her peed and pooped on?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I. No, I think I would just force her to eat bread and water. But the bread has been pissed on by the fellow inmates.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody wants pea bread.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. See this is what it's like. This is what you're doing to people. Eat it till you eat it till you finish the loaf. Till you finish the loaf. You're staying in stir. That's me. That's judge Tom's sentence for this gal. Man. I still want to know if she could pee in the air conditioner and get get electrocuted.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet there is a risk maybe but.

[Tom Griswold]

And that the then the notion then next couple that goes to stay in the hotel room. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. All of that is unacceptable behavior and.

[Tom Griswold]

It plights the upper decker though is a classic, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh you're. You're fine with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you would you no extra time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there is an eye in fact time served.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. I if I ever go to the Four Seasons I always upper decker before I check out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? That's had to have happened at a really nice hotel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure your various rock stars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A group of tourists in. Is it Anacol, India?

[Josh Arnold]

What if you found out a rock star did do that all the time but it was somebody unexpected like you found out Joni Mitchell was queen of the upper deck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Help me. I think uncle Natalie Merchant was always doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone would fight that. A huge turn on A group of.

[Christy Lee]

Tourists in Anacol, India were left stranded 125ft above the ground after a crane suspending a so called sky dining attraction malfunction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anacol. Luke Skywalker's father.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a picture of this thing?

[Christy Lee]

NDTV reports that a family of four along with restaurant staff were stuck for over two hours as fire and rescue personnel worked to get them down.

[Josh Arnold]

This sounds horrifying.

[Christy Lee]

An officer from the police station explained. The crane's hydraulics appeared to have malfunctioned, leaving the restaurant suspended in the air. It's better than having it, but, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Mean.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who'd want to do. There it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they have this in veg. Did they have this in Vegas for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the point?

[Josh Arnold]

A unique experience, but, man, it would terrify me. Would you guys be scared?

[Tom Griswold]

You're on this huge platform and they're serving you food. The.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's set up almost like, you know, what we call a hibachi style, or, you know, one big rectangular table with chairs all around it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you have to use the toilet facility, well, you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

You just mud falcon it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Let it go, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd forgotten the term mud falcon. That is a classic. So those people are stuck up there. If you have to pee, do they have to just go over the side?

[Christy Lee]

You just have to hold it.

[Pat Godwin]

They're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Can you not hold your bodily functions?

[Josh Arnold]

Not at all, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Just an open air.

[Bob Kevoian]

It just. When it happens, it happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Restaurant dangling from a crane. The food wasn't great, but plenty of atmosphere. A little. A little different from a little twist on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mars or at Everest or moon or wherever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I couldn't do it.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have restaurants, I believe, on the Thames, and they're called igloos, and you can have them. I'd be sitting in a little bubble, floating on. Having your dinner. There's a table in there and chairs.

[Josh Arnold]

And does it go with the current or does it stay?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Yeah. No, it flows up and down.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What do you think of that? What are you gonna do about it? Would you crap in one of those? I guess you would, wouldn't you? This is a lovely experience.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, from what I understand, adding turds. Adding turds to the Thames would really affect it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows?

[Pat Godwin]

Who would notice?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's nothing like Cleveland. I can tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Their rivers just catch on fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happened once.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say once is too many.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. But these people are. They're dangling from a giant crane.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You. We have had this here in the United States. Remember when they had this in Vegas?

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, would you do it?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about a high end restaurant. Thank you. You know, the people that were there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

After. Since they had to cancel it, they were able to return for free. They gave them a crane check.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you even gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crane check. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fireable you can't fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't at least should have to attend a meeting and watch a video.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, at least. Or let's be honest, have Amy watch a video.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Take notes. Oh, do you want to try one more from the Trash Men?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

We promise. No deep cuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is this on?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay. Here.

[Christy Lee]

What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

This is margarita or something. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, the. The Trashman and one of their classics. Says that like Miser Lou feel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, yeah. This is fair Rock defined.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they. Are they in Spain?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope this goes on forever.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought it was going to.

[Christy Lee]

An instrumental.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As. As Chick Will is known to yell at a reggae show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Play something.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you played this one over.

[Bob Kevoian]

You played this one already?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. Yeah. That sounds just like. What's link Ray? A little bit. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, I love you and I want to see no harm or discomfort ever come to you. But.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would pay $500 for the lead singer of the Trashman to come in here and sing Surfing Bird two inches from your ear.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I would. I would double.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? So a thousand bucks. Thousand bucks for this guy. He might show up or at least still here.

[Christy Lee]

Is he still.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem would be he's deceased.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you get a call from an agent and you just have to sit.

[Josh Arnold]

There and let him. Like his lips occasionally touch your ear.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet. I bet I could find a.

[Josh Arnold]

A Surfing Bird cover B.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We haven't had the garbage guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

The things he gets excited about and takes care of. Just amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They could be our house band for the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

You imagine going in every. Coming into every break with.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this gonna be one of your days off?

[Bob Kevoian]

It might be.

[Christy Lee]

All of our listeners.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re trying to educate, really. Right now, let's talk about having some fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Announcer/Producer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have Christy Lee at her post, as you mentioned, the Silac Insurance news desk. We've got a couple stories left that we have not covered that are very important. I understand. What are they?

[Christy Lee]

Doctors in China removed a lighter from a man's stomach that had been there for three decades. The 67 year old man, identified as Mr. Mr. Dang, went to the hospital after he began experiencing abdominal bloating and pain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, did they just luck out when they found the lighter? They Dang. No. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Doctors performed an emergency. I can't say it. Gastroscopy. That's a hard one.

[Tom Griswold]

Gastro surgery. We'll go with that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And discovered an object that had been corroded by stomach acid deep in the man's stomach, but were unable to retrieve it. When they questioned the man, he remembered that during a night of drinking in the early 90s, he'd swallowed a plastic lighter as a dare to remove the lighter, physicians employed a condom like technique wherein they encased the object before pulling it out. Though it was corroded, doctors found the lighter still worked.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when they went Dang. What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, no, I'm just taking your joke and modifying.

[Josh Arnold]

A lighter in his stomach.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Doctor, I have a weird feeling in my belly. Butterflies? No, a cricket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would require everyone to know that those Bic lighters used to be called the cricket.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they don't do that anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. I don't think so. Not maybe for 50 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my bad. They were called the CR. I was a kid. They were doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a perfectly valid joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember, they had a cricket. They had the cricket spokesman. Yes, a cricket cartoon. He would wave. The cricket would wave while you're smoking your cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if that was eliminated for the same reason Joe Camel was. If they were trying to make it appeal to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Budding arsonists or kids trying to light their Camels.

[Christy Lee]

A man in Missouri says he's lost the password for the RFID chip that had been implanted in his palm. By the way, this guy's a magician and a molecular biologist by the name of Z Teng Wang. Initially, he had the chip inserted into his palm to spice up some of his magic tricks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody. Z Tang Wang.

[Christy Lee]

In a Facebook post, he explained that he went to rewrite the chip and discovered he'd forgotten the password. He wrote, quote, techie friends have determined that it's too dumb and simple to hack. The only way to crack it is to strap on an RFID reader for weeks in order to brute forcing every possible combination.

[Tom Griswold]

God, can't they just take it out?

[Christy Lee]

Can't they just take.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I'm sure it's pricey he be boned.

[Christy Lee]

I was still locked out of my own body's tech, and I can honestly say that I forgot the password to my own hand.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the same. I'm assuming this is the same thing you put on a dog.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like a microchip thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. See, so it's a scan. What's it called again? Rfid. Rfid, yeah. That must be the same thing as the. A dog. Do those have a battery in them?

[Christy Lee]

The microchips?

[Bob Kevoian]

They have, like a super crazy long battery. I'm thinking something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Either that or they. They manufacture energy out of stomach acid or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe we should try to send this guy guesses as to what the password might be.

[Josh Arnold]

A magician with a chip in his palm.

[Tom Griswold]

Abracadabra. Oh, 1, 2, 3.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna reach out and grab.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or magic 1, 2, 3. Or. Yeah, maybe. If you're going to that extent Houdini9.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you write it down?

[Christy Lee]

I would hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you write down most of your passwords?

[Josh Arnold]

He couldn't write it down. His hand was sore from having to chip it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you write your passwords down somewhere?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I keep them somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you got to keep them.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the dumbest thing you have that has a password?

[Bob Kevoian]

The dumbest thing I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't your refrigerator have a password?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, are you implying my refrigerator. My refrigerator's dumb?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just implying that. Do we really need a password in a refrigerator?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, in this case, you do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? What does it do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything. Refrigerator. I can check and see what the temperature is in the refrigerator right now at my house.

[Tom Griswold]

That's handy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I guess? Somewhere between 34 and 50.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you stolen my pattern password? You must have. I can turn my heat up and down from here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that does make sense.

[Josh Arnold]

That is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have you changed a password, gone into the account and then immediately forgot what the password you just changed was and had to redo it often? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I had to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Well, the password to the program is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

This is the show where we bring.

[Josh Arnold]

You in depth interviews with u. S. Soccer stars. This time, Sam Coffey.

[Christy Lee]

The world cup is in two years.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it time yet?

[Christy Lee]

Like, can we get back in into camp?

[Josh Arnold]

Tim Ream.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to continue to show other countries we're not going to be pushed.

[Josh Arnold]

Around and Jedi Robinson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every time you come back and you put the jersey on, it means more and more each time.

[Josh Arnold]

So we'll be back here with all the best stories.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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