The BOB & TOM Show - December 24, 2024: Detailed Summary

Introduction and Initial Banter (00:00 - 04:02)

The episode begins with the hosts, Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, engaging in their signature comedic exchanges. Chick McGee humorously impersonates a fellow driver, Dick Mango, describing a sluggish driver ahead with exaggerated antics:

• Chick McGee (00:35): "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Dick Mango. I'm driving down the highway... The speed limit is 60, he's going 23..."

Christy Lee joins the banter, adding playful remarks about the "snail man" and other quirky scenarios, setting a lighthearted tone for the show.

Guest Segment: Comedian Ryan Singer (04:02 - 12:00)

Introduction of Ryan Singer (04:02 - 05:07)

• Chick McGee (04:02): "We welcome comedian Ryan Singer into the studio. Ryan, it's always a pleasure to see you."

Discussion on Facial Hair and Pop Culture (04:07 - 10:57) The conversation shifts to facial hair trends, with Chick McGee explaining his "travel stash" inspired by D'Artagnan from "The Three Musketeers." Josh Arnold humorously misinterprets references to "D'Artagnan," leading to discussions about Viking shows and mythological elements.

Pencil Sharpener Museum Anecdote (10:00 - 12:00) Christy Lee shares a listener's story about discovering a pencil sharpener museum in Hocking Hills, Ohio:

• Christy Lee (06:14): "We got our hands on 10 and Two hers on my 10..."

Chick McGee and Josh Arnold joke about the practicality and size of such a museum, highlighting the absurdity and humor in everyday adventures.

Middle Segment: Funny Stories and Personal Updates (12:00 - 30:00)

Ryan Singer's Personal Life (12:30 - 19:00) Chick McGee inquires about Ryan Singer's personal life, leading to humorous revelations about being single and living out of a storage unit:

• Chick McGee (12:38): "Still single? Still single... I'm kind of just on the road all summer..."

Ryan Singer briefly explains his nomadic lifestyle, maintaining the comedic atmosphere.

Christy Lee's Engagement Story (19:00 - 24:00) Christy Lee shares her engagement story with Tom Griswold:

• Tom Griswold (19:10): "So I was outside waiting for him when... he pulled out the box and proposed."

The narrative includes playful interruptions from Chick McGee and Josh Arnold, culminating in humorous exchanges about past relationships and marriage prospects.

Obituary Segment: John B. Goodenough (30:00 - 40:00) Tom Griswold presents an obituary for John B. Goodenough, a Nobel Prize-winning inventor of the lithium-ion battery:

• Tom Griswold (30:13): "Inventor, educator and Nobel prize winner John B. Goodenough has died at 100..."

The hosts reflect on Goodenough's contributions, blending respect with their characteristic humor.

Guest Segment: Comedian Greg Hahn (40:00 - 60:00)

Introduction of Greg Hahn (31:27 - 38:42) Chick McGee introduces comedian Greg Hahn, leading to banter about Greg's appearance and comedic style:

• Chick McGee (31:27): "We have comedian Greg Hahn joining us in the studio..."

Humorous Hair Discussions (32:33 - 40:00) The conversation revolves around Greg's distinctive hair, with playful teasing from the hosts:

• Chick McGee (32:15): "Looks like he fell into a vat of ink three weeks ago and is now in recovery."

Christy Lee and Josh Arnold joke about hairstyles, toupees, and the lengths comedians go to for a laugh.

News Segment Interruption (40:00 - 60:00) As the discussion continues, Christy Lee transitions into a news update about Cedric Lodge, a former manager at Harvard Medical School morgue indicted for theft and sale of human body parts:

• Tom Griswold (39:07): "Mr. Cedric Lodge... stole dissected portions of cadavers..."

The hosts handle the grim topic with a mix of astonishment and dark humor, making light of the bizarre nature of the crimes while maintaining sensitivity.

Holiday Segments and Comedic Interludes (60:00 - 90:00)

Valentine’s Day Special: Period Sex Chocolates (60:00 - 80:00) Chick McGee and Christy Lee discuss Kotex's unconventional Valentine's Day product, "Let's Have Period Sex Chocolates," blending humor with social commentary:

• Tom Griswold (130:57): "People have sex on their period. Dumb."

The hosts debate the product's appropriateness, leveraging witty banter and personal anecdotes about relationships and societal norms surrounding menstruation.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominations (80:00 - 90:00) Tom Griswold reviews the 2024 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, expressing surprise and skepticism about some nominations:

• Tom Griswold (159:58): "Those nominated this year include Ozzy Osbourne... Jane Addiction, Eric B. and Rakim..."

Chick McGee and Josh Arnold critique the choices with their characteristic humor, questioning the inclusion of certain artists while advocating for others.

Final Segments: Funny Stories and Closing Banter (90:00 - End)

Stupid World Record and Cosmonaut Stories (90:00 - 120:00) The hosts highlight bizarre world records and space-related anecdotes:

• Christy Lee (149:02): "Stupid world record. A Russian cosmonaut has set the new record for the most time spent in space."

They humorously analyze the practicality and absurdity of such records, interspersed with fictional tales and exaggerated scenarios for comedic effect.

Snake and Pigeon Tales (120:00 - 160:00) Tom Griswold shares odd stories, including a snake ingesting a gear shift knob and a pigeon suspected of espionage:

• Tom Griswold (155:03): "He lives there with his wife, Denise... he had the leg of the little boy."

The hosts use these stories to fuel their comedic exchanges, blending real news with fictional exaggerations.

Final Banter and Audience Engagement (160:00 - 180:00) The episode wraps up with the hosts engaging in rapid-fire jokes, fictional scenarios, and playful interactions:

• Chick McGee (168:17): "Let me ask you this, Christy. Is my doll still a thing?"

They conclude by teasing upcoming segments, maintaining the high-energy, humorous atmosphere typical of The BOB & TOM Show.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Chick McGee (00:35): "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Dick Mango... I hope he doesn't crash he's sitting on two phone books..."
• Tom Griswold (30:13): "Best known for developing the lithium-ion battery..."
• Chick McGee (32:15): "Looks like he fell into a vat of ink three weeks ago and is now in recovery."
• Tom Griswold (39:07): "Mr. Cedric Lodge... stole dissected portions of cadavers..."
• Chick McGee (130:57): "People have sex on their period. Dumb."
• Tom Griswold (159:58): "Those nominated this year include Ozzy Osbourne... Jane Addiction, Eric B. and Rakim..."

These quotes exemplify the blend of humor and topical discussions that define the show's appeal.

Conclusion

The December 24, 2024, episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers its usual mix of comedy, engaging guest interviews, and humorous takes on current events. From discussing unconventional Valentine's Day products to reviewing Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominations, the hosts and guests navigate various topics with wit and charm. The inclusion of bizarre news stories and personal anecdotes adds depth and entertainment, ensuring a rich and enjoyable listening experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.