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If it's only they could see your saggy ass back in the green room. I saw you on Instagram of pictures of your dogs. Tell us about them. Yeah, there's Jess Hooker. Do you paint on that mustache? That's embarrassing. Josh Arnold last decided to come to work. There's Ace Cosby. Yes, I know. I'm C.H. mcGee. And here's Tom. Tom, we have a special guest. He's a comedian, Jeff Bodart. Mr. Turducken. Jeffrey is mainly out there in the ships. Yeah. Doing a lot of ships out at sea. Have you gone out at sea and out to lunch. Have you been to Europe yet? I have been to Europe. I've been to. I flew into. They call it Barcelona. And are your arms tired? Flew in. Flew into. Mary, you know, I've been to Barcelona. Sagrada. The familiar. Yeah, it's beautiful. The. The dripping church that's not quite done yet. They promised by next year, and I'm, like, going to be all right. So. I'm sorry. So you're. You've been on the Mediterranean. Mediterranean. Went to. Bend, Go ahead. Went to Rome. Got yelled at by a priest in Italian. Nice. For having my hat on. Yeah. At the Vatican. At the Vatican. You gotta take your hat. It's. It's so like, I wear a hat because I'm thinning, and then I. What a rube. You're a rube. Yeah, I take it off and then I was like. I have my hat in my hand, and then I'm like, oh, I put my hat. It's just a reflex. And then I got you. Son of a. What you doing now? Do they sell, like, Pope hats? Yeah. As you're leaving. You know what? I don't know, but they sell everything. I don't know if you guys know what the Catholic Church. Doing fine. Yeah. They have to have, like, baseball caps with a picture of the Pope and a circle on the front. Right. I mean, you'd kind of think. Yeah, it's not that. So that doesn't sound like attacking or like a picture of the Pope's hat on the front of a base. You can get like a baseball card type thing. Okay. Yeah. You know, like, you know, find their stats on the back, whatever. But they got holy water. Bought some people some holy water. But my mom's. Some holy water. That was fun. Oh, he writes right. Bless his left. The Vatican museum gift shop is something else. Is the holy water in glass? Yeah, it's in glass. Nice. Is it like a shot glass? Worth how much? Basically? Yeah, it's like about that. You can buy two sizes, I guess. No mini one or the large. I had a plastic bottle of it, and it's starting to evaporate. Is it? Yes. Cap's not on there. Well, yeah, that's a part of the devil. Is it under the limit? Under the limit you can carry on an airplane. The limit limit of. Of three and a half ounces. Oh, yeah. I put in my check bag, you know, but keep that with my guns in there, so. Well, you know where you should put it? In your purse, you know, your butt. Well, there's that. Yeah, there is that. I did buy a man bag. And I bet you did. Okay. And a fake Prada man bag. Oh. And I was like, I'm fancy. You feel like a fancy, fancy man. Like a fancy man. Do you carry around the man bag? I do. On the. As a carry on. And I'm like, because. Because there's so many people trying to put their damn luggage in the overhead bin. So I try to, you know, have like, I bet I have a backpack. And then I'm like, you know what I want? I want a man bag. Do you crossbody? Yeah. Yeah. That's nice. Nice lip for a man. When you do the cruise ships. Oh, yeah, Absolutely. Yeah. There was a. Wasn't there a point? You wanted to bring back the fanny pack. Weren't you trying to do that? Fanny pack is back. What are you talking about? Yeah, I succeeded. Yeah. But people are wearing them across their shoulders rather than around their waist. I wore one around my waist and I got made fun of by my brothers. I'm not wearing a fanny pack. Ye. It's still effective. Two brothers. Still effective. They were very big in Europe this summer. A lot of people had them. Okay. Well, Tom, when you were you and I went to high school and somebody had a backpack, they just put one. It didn't put both over. Absolutely. Right after like fifth grade. Just one. But now everybody puts it over both shoulders. Yeah. Because they're heavy. I still don't. I. One shoulder. One should. Yep. Oh, I'm double. Two shoulders. Yeah. My purse is a back rate of evolving. Evolving over there. I very much. We're going to check in with Chris Lee because we really haven't had a chance to go over to the Silac Insurance. I want me to talk today. He already yelled at me twice. I meant to do it three times. What's happening? Burger King is releasing an Addams Family inspired menu. It's that month. The new offerings include the Wednesday Whopper, a classic Whopper topped with Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayonnaise, ketchup, pickles, onions, all toasted on a sesame seed bun. Purple bun. This is Burger King now. This is. Ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. Tom Griswold. This is his favorite. I've done this before. I don't know if you know this, Jeffrey, but I'll tell. I'll talk to you because you were probably a C, as they say. Yeah. And Burger King has done this before and it's certainly delicious. But the dye in the burgers. Excuse me. In. In the bun was Causing a problem. And I took the time and trouble to look up this. This story, and it was turning people's poop a glowing green. Now, I don't know if it's. I don't know if they've been able to do the science on this and take it out of the. When you mix purple and brown, do you get green? It was something. It was. It was the dye. It was described as being almost a grass. Oh. By a Mr. Mike Wycliffe after chowing down on the Halloween Whopper. Those buns were black. Yeah, they were black. Yeah. Yeah. Well, apparently the similar thing has happened with the. With the purple buns. And I've had that with purple chips. It's happened to me. Really? You guys have never had a green goose? No, no. Green. No. Sometimes you get the multicolored nacho chips. Oh, okay. This happens to my dogs when they eat sidewalk chalk. Oh, sure. Yeah. That'll be colorful. Little chunkier, though. They have the purple and orange chips out there right now for Halloween. Oh, they do. Tortilla chips. Yeah. I bet there'd be a green tint to my. The Adams family inspired menu also contains the things rings, the Burger King onion rings, served in themed packaging. Gomez's churro fries, crispy fried churros coated in cinnamon sugar and paired with chocolate dipping sauce. They sound pretty tasty. And Morticia's kooky chocolate shake, a soft serve mixed with chocolate cake batter fudge topped with black and purple cookie pieces. They also have the cousin it Whopper. Oh, is that got hair in it? If you want to do the punchline. Oh, sorry. It's all right. Because this is all a. It's a competition. Sorry. I'm so sorry. What color does that turn your stool? We're not helping each other. You're right. The limited edition items will be available starting October 10th at participating restaurants. I don't remember them making a big deal out of. Gomez was Italian on the TV or not Italian. Spanish on the TV show. No, on the movies. He. It was Ral. Julie, but they never made mention that he was of. Sort of. And John Aston made him famous on the black and white TV show in the 60s. Speaking French, right? Yeah, she. He went wild. She spoke. Yeah, yeah. And he called her Kadita. Was it her something when you. No, Candida. When you speak French. We can work it together. Tony Orlando and Dawn, ladies and gentlemen. Don't sleep on Dawn. Don't sleep on Dawn. Josh, don't wake up in the crack of dawn either. A new poll out There reveals our love of horror tends to be discovered in childhood. I love horror. Sure. Not horrors. I said horror. Oh, I'm sorry. A survey of 2,000 U.S. adults who celebrate Halloween found almost two thirds saw their first scary movie before they were 11 years old. Okay, go. Rah, rah, rah. Around the horn. First scary movie Ace. Probably Dracula or Frankenstein. Cyclops terrified me. Really? It was guy dressed like it was a cyclops. He had one eye. Yeah, I. I know the name. The name of the movie. Cyclops you can find. There's the kid. Mr. Bodart. Oh, God. It was either Friday the 13th or the thriller video. The Thriller video scared the crap out of me. Sure. Wow. Vincent Price. You're right. Yeah. Wow. Jess. Ms. Hooker. Pet Cemetery. That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes they come back. That is sometimes dead is better. That's right. I don't like to tread on your. But it was Creature from the Black Lagoon for a very first one. Terrified me. So realistic. Terrify me like it did you. But it was. Oh, I still to this day like to water ski with socks. He says, coming up from the bottom for me. Josh. All of it. We watched all of it when I was a kid. Yeah, well, you don't remember your very first one? No, because it was something with some scary movie. Was always on. Oh. So your dad was a big fan? My whole family. My grandparents, my grandma. Oh, okay. So this all loved it. And if you publish your top five scary movies. No. Would you like to? Not really, but I will if you want me to. I like it. Give you something to do today other than, you know, scratch your ass. And I do plenty what he thinks he's accomplishing by treating us. I guess. Yeah. I don't know, because if I posted everything I did, he'd make fun of that. All right. But since I don't post a lot of my life, then he. You must be. That's a problem. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm not living that man who doesn't post anything at all. I don't know why we're even. He's. The man's impossible. Hang on a second. He is impossible. Really, it is just. Yeah. You can't. Please. You know. And not only do we all know you're impossible, everyone listening knows you're impossible. I got this twice yesterday. Am I speaking German? Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, I was a little slow on the uptake. Hey. Good morning and welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. For a Friday morning, this is Christopher in the Bob and Tom Studios. Coming up on the show today, Greg Warren, Ally Breen, Greg Hahn, Shane Moss, Chad Daniels, Augie Smith, and lots more from this year, 2024. But next on the show is comedian impressionist Frank Caliendo. This is the Bob and Tom show. Bob and Tom. The full moonlight's enough for me to see all the woman in. You got the wipers on with the heat on your feet? You're about to blow my fuse? I won't put it in park until it gets dark? Cause baby you know the rules? I can't get off with the dome light on. I can't get home with the dome light on. Shut the doors, you stupid whore. They're playing our favorite song. Ain't no need to fiddle if you can't find my fiddle. I can't get on with the dome light on. We get off with the dome light on. Through playing now. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios. We're kind of celebrating comedians from 2024. We have a lot of them coming up. This is a great segment here with comedian impressionist Frank Caliendo. We're gonna have the Frank Caliendo challenge coming up in a few minutes. Frank has no idea what it is or what I'm talking about. Oh, good. That's the way you like to do it. We like to give it a surprise where embarrassment and failure is always possibility. Yes. Welcome to the show. Right now. We. We really haven't really talked to Christy much down over there, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Did we. Yeah, I think so. Authorities in Delaware are on the alert for drug use at this weekend's fish concert. That is some. That is solid police work. How is this a story given that the band's concerts have a reputation for widespread drug use? Dover police Chief Thomas Johnson Jr. Said officers will be vigilant throughout the event. You don't have to call them. Thomas Johnson Jr. In addition to drug related concerns, Chief Johnson also warned concert goers to be mindful of thieves who may try to take advantage of people not paying attention to their phones. Personal effects. No, you. This is your pickpockets alert for pickpockets. You were so early on this when the eclipse happened a few months ago. You got your pocket pick? No, I told people be on the alert for pickpockets. And they mocked me. Yes. Wait a second. That got dark for two minutes. Yeah, but everybody is focused. Can be picked in there and they're looking up. You know, there's a lot of pickpockets you were just there in the Vatican. And Rome. Barcelona has really bad. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, trust me. My wife was worried about that. She cared about. She missed everything. She didn't see anything. She was just looking at our pockets. They paranoid you about it. Yeah, well, Rome. It's really bad. You can. The scams in Rome are unbelievable. People put down pictures and they try to get you to step on them. And once you step on them, then they try to make you buy them, saying that you ruined them. And they're like following you, putting them down as you walk. What the. Yeah, I'm gonna end up punching a Roman if I go over there. When in Rome. Right. Did you have the lady that was. That was all made up and dressed and she wanted to take a selfie with you, and if you took a selfie with her, then she had her little accomplice walk around and then they were pickpocketing you while you. Yeah, we had somebody try. We were a mark for somebody at. Somebody selling something. It was very similar to that. And then there's another thing where they bring up roses to you and they give you rose. It's like you're getting a rose free, and if you take the rose, then they say it's $50. Like, no, you just gave it to them. Not. America sucks. And then the Pope comes out with a basket and he wants money. Give me a little cash on a really long end, a little something for the effort. It's like the against your will windshield cleaners. Yeah, that were New York City. I don't mind those. They do a nice job. You give them a buck, do they? Aren't they using crumbled up like editorials to clean, by the way, my urine in a newspaper. What is it about that fluid that often really smells bad? It's hobo piss. Thank you. How are they climbing up there to pee? I don't know. They got in their spritzers. Haven't you noticed how much it stinks? No, he's talking about the ones that. At the gas station. Oh, the gas station. They have the squeegee that they got back in 64. I see what you're saying. Falling apart. Mildew and bacteria. Lightning bug guts. I've really been cleaning my windshield this summer. I like it. It's my favorite thing to do. You get in there while you're filling the gas. Oh, sure, you still do it, but it's. They can reek. Yeah. Yes. I don't know what is about that fluid. I've stopped drinking it. So why would the cops do a press release about. They're looking for drugs. That's exactly why they're trying cut down before it has. They're trying to nip marijuana legal in Delaware, but the only currency that doesn't have marijuana probably is Celine Dion. And that probably does too. I mean, come on. Celine will get high. Oh, yeah. Well, no, I think she's doing whatever she can to be able to keep that voice. Oh yeah, that's true. Gargling. You know, a little bit of gargle. Well, for fish. I mean, the good news is if you got it popped at a fish concert, you can make bale before they're done with this second song. Wait a minute. What Bob family are you from? Yeah, he got popped over at the fish. I've been learning from Al. Is that right? I know all the hip terms like he's in stir in the who's cow. Thank you. That means he's in jail. Christy. Yes, dear. Yeah, please. Another story. He's going rogue. We saw a lot of sculptures in Rome, didn't we? We weren't together, but there are a lot of sculptures in Rome and they're on the news today. Mark Zuckerberg has unveiled a massive statue of his wife, Priscilla Chan. What? What the Method CEO. Okay. We're getting very close to stuff. I do, if I have lots and lots of money. Commissioned a seven foot tall statue from New York based artist Daniel Arsham in an effort to honor the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife. I see. I need a rainbow colored elephant. Life size. Wow. When you're super rich. I gotta admit though. Is it beautiful? I haven't seen it. I thought it was kind of gaudy. The statue. It's very odd. It's. Is it clothed? Yes. I can't tell because there's a giant silver dragon in front of it. Kind of. It's really well done. Sounds gorgeous. And it's kind of a deep turquoise, dark features, blue skin wrapped in a flowing silver garment. According to the story, it's really pretty cool. I have to. She won't do avatar cosplay with me in real life, so I had to make this. It is that color. You're. You're. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful. Is it. Is that their house or. I would think it's in their garden. Didn't they buy one of the Hawaiian islands? I. You know, actually that is her encased in some sort of blue. Oh, it's like the Star Wars. Exactly right. Carbonite. Carbonite. Did I'm very thirsty. You'll shut up now, won't you? It's also an escape rocket, so he can leave the compound when the. How about that? Yeah. So if you've got billions of dollars, why not? I could see why Ace considered it gaudy, though. It's ostentatious, that's for sure. Good work. It looks like if there was a rich person in a movie, that's what they would have. Just to show that they're impractical and kind of silly. But the photograph of it that I have, she's in front of it. Yeah. And she's holding a giant cup of coffee in a bathrobe, like. All right, take a picture. The guy's just spent, whatever, a million dollars on this statue. Maybe. Women never appreciate anything when you have a billion dollars. Spending a million isn't a big deal. Maybe she's like, that's all. You should have done so much more with this. She didn't give it a. Like. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. That is not a flattering photo. He could have. She could have put a little effort into it. Yeah. That is a big robe, too. That is a big robe. That's a half pumped up sumo costume. Could have fallen in love with a better looking woman, too. Okay, maybe that's. I think she's kind of pretty, but, I mean, I think that's. I think that's really a beautiful sculpture. She doesn't look like she's real happy about it. Laughing at it. Maybe she would have preferred a nice purse. He can buy a small country. Next time you want to give her a gift, buy her Guam. The private islanders. Guam, honey, I love you. Here's Puerto Rico. Something along those lines, Right? Scientists say they've developed an AI model that can predict different diseases by analyzing the color of your tongue. This is bold. Oh. The proposed imaging system can reportedly spot diabetes, stroke, anemia, asthma, liver and gallbladder conditions. If you've recently had a Jolly Rancher. Oh, I can tell that. Especially the green one. Yeah. There's thorough COVID 19 and a range of vascular, as well as gastrointestinal issues with 98% accuracy. Wow. Researchers hope the model could one day be implemented in smartphones as a secure, efficient, user friendly and affordable method of diagnosing your own health issues. Really? Doctors everywhere are going, ah, damn it. Well, you figured out the tongue trail. WebMD has already made our job harder. Google has already ruined their lives. Right. So wait a minute. You've either got liver disease or you just had a great Popsicle. I'm skeptical, so we'll see. I'm sure there is something to be. I mean, that's why they have you say. But they're not. They're not using it yet, though. Is that why they have you say, sure, yeah. Just perverts. Now, the Frank Calendo challenge, I think. Did anybody give you the piece of paper? They just handed it to me as that. Okay, now this is. Yes. He handed it to me upside down. And as stupid as I was, I wasn't sure what it was yet, thinking maybe it was part of the Frank Caliendo challenge. And I turned it over, and I was just happy to see it's one of the, like, five songs I might kind of know. Oh, all right. Now, we tried this, but the idea of this is we. We give Frank a song, and he can wade through it as various different people if he so chooses. And it's a. It's a classic song. Everyone knows. I think it's. The song is American Pie. Frank, do you want to choose or should we shout things out? Shout things out. As long as I can do them. Okay. I mean, it's gotta be something in the wheelhouse, otherwise the show goes down. But. Yeah, but shout them out quickly. Like, one time I saw some of the. I actually have to apologize to Pat because the viral thing, that was Mini viral thing from last time I was on went out, and then I cut it down. So it was mostly me to come from my channel. And I had a little bit of Tom in there. And then Pat was like, oh, the guitar player was great on that. Too bad we didn't see him. I was like, I know you were. I know. 100. It was a joke from him. But I felt bad. I was like. When I was doing it, I was like, I hope nobody notices that I've cut this down to basically just be me. And then I got that from. I was like, oh, everybody's gonna notice what a jerk I am. You're not a jerk. But I just know coming from my channel, that's where I needed the setup. People are following you. Yeah, Yeah, I need it. Yeah. But it was. It worked better my way. So what would you. Josh, who should he start with? With? Oh, I would recommend starting with George W. Sure. Okay. Oh, yeah. A long, long time ago. I can still remember how that music used to make me smile. Hold on for the video. Oh, wait. Oh, how about John Madden Takes a that music? Oh, we already did. And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance. They found Australian break dancer. Did for a while, but February. Reagan. It was Reagan. I mean, Ray Gun is the Brett Favre of a break dancer. February made me shiver. Goldblum. Wow. With every watery paper I deliver Bad news, bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take. Wait a second. I'm rhyming step with step here. Take one more step. Yes, of course. Chauncey Riley. I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride. Something. I'm way off there. Touch me deep inside. The Day the Music Died by Charles Barkley. So bye bye, Miss Americans. That's a tough one right there. From a Chevy to the levy. Oh, that way. All while that driver was dry. And them good old boys with drinks. That's. Wait, give me something else that was not hitting William. Chevy. Ah, them good old boys no luck Drinking whiskey and rye Singing this will be the day that I die this. Try to stay with me, Pat. This will be the day that I die. How about Morgan Freeman? Now for 10 years we've been on our own and moss grows fat on a rope Rolling stone But that's not how it used to be. Nicholson. When the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean In a voice that came from you and me. Robin. Robin. Oh. And while the king was looking down the jester stole his thorny crown. What a great call on this one. The courtroom was adjourned and no verdict was returned. Ted Knight. And while Lennon read a book on Marx, the quartect practiced in the park. Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy. And we sang dirges in the park the day the music died. Yeah, yeah. Apologies all about that. Apolog to the great Don McLean. That was Frank. That was lovely, Frank. Lovely. Once again, an A plus on the Frank Caliendo Challenge. Oh, that was so nice. Made me feel so good. Now we have time to get one more story out of Christy Lee at the SILAC news desk. Do you have a request? Oh, yes, Christy, do this as. Actually, I. I do, because I figured you did. No, this is a story that. I think Josh will lose his mind. I know. This is just makes me so irritated. Oh, no, it's about the wedding. A couple in New York. That's exactly the story I had picked. A couple in New York defending their decision to charge guests over $300 to attend their ceremony. According to Live Now, Nova and Remo Stiles, both 30, were married at St. Patrick's Cathedral in June of 2023. Nova and Remo. Yes, I'm already not going. It sounds like two Pixar characters, lizards and they gotta get out of the aquarium or whatever. And they opted for a less traditional, more intimate wedding day by traveling with their guests to sentimental landmarks around New York City, such as the courthouse, Hudson Yards, a local movie theater, and the One World Trade center with room for just 60 guests. The couple did not want to whittle down the list and instead came up with a 30, $333 ticket idea. All right, so you got to pay them. See, I'm a fan of this because that immediately my invite my RSVP immediately. No. Yeah. No, right. Easy. I'm out. Yes. Though the story went viral with social media users criticizing the couple, the Styles has said the ticket proceeds did not fund their wedding, but instead went to a foundation that will help couples struggling with infertility. They added that a year later. They have no regrets by the way that they did this. They added this later that they had no regrets the way they did it. That infertility angle sounds like, like quick damage. Yeah, I'm kind of wondering. But still, people don't want to go anyway. Do everybody a favor. Elope. Yeah. Have your own day. Right? Go do those things. You want to get in a bus and go look at their favorite movie theater? Well, there's a no movie theater. That's nice. Looks like every other one I've ever seen. And yeah. Is it a party bus situation or are they just taking the train together? What is this? No, they. I think they did have a bus. I'm a guessing. How odd too. Hey, this is the movie theater where we. We saw Bad Boys 2. One of our first dates. Now off to the site of 9 11, you weirdos. I got, I got a handy there from her while looking at the carnage. Like I cry at weddings. Don't make me cry at this wedding. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. I'm already emotional on that day. Right. It doesn't make any sense. Sense. Hey look, it's. That's where they shot Home Alone too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares Now, Frank, I, I have been, I have been asked and I have done some wedding ceremonies. The you become the so called officiant. And we just had another guest who just recently did that great comedian who was he first? Some friends asked. Now have you ever been asked to do a wedding? I know that you do a lot of private events, if you will as a medium. No, no, I've never been asked to do a wedding. I think that would be as Ronald Reagan. I knew it was coming. See? I mean can you imagine? Wait, I'm just getting warmed up. Do you take this woman to be your wedded wife? That's the worst Ronald Reagan I've ever heard. Rocking on the Bob and Tom show for a Friday. Comedian John Evans is coming up in just a minute. So stand by. This is the Bob and Tom Show. We're doing the best of the Bob and Tom show here on a Friday. Welcome in. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios. Comedian John Evans a segment here from this year 2024. Comedian John Evans has joined us the known for his love of thrift stores and your. Your nickname, is it still the people say it High Plains Thrifter. But it was, I think someone came along on online and started doing a vlog. Maybe not a vlog, but just a blog about and was calling themselves the High Plains Thrifter. So when I was started my own web series, I was like, I don't want anyone to think I lifted this. Even though we all, all, everyone in this room clearly knows that that name goes back with me. But so I started, I called my show Mid Mod Money. And it's a weekly every Monday. I mean Mondays are terrible, but every Monday, rain or shine, I show people what I bought and what I'm gonna sell it for from thrift stores, vintage stuff. And it's like kind of like. You guys heard of Apple computers? No. I think they also do phones. Cool. It's like that, it's like the garage. Steve Jobs in his garage. Okay. You know, subscriber wise, I'm at, you know, 3,000 Something subscribers. But you know, it's, it's the, it's catching heat. I did an episode about Avon collectibles. Oh, wow. Very hot. Wow. Now do you sell these to these people or. I, I think I might have to start because they all invariably they will say hey, I. My grandma had that. I would love to have that. So I've got to figure out a way. I usually just put it in my booth. You know, Avon is. That's the ding dong Avon calling. Makeup. They had makeup but they had like a decanters, a lot of perfumes that would come in very cologne decanters bottles and things. I had a cologne in a Avon cleat. Cleat. Oh, it was like a football cleat. What? Yeah, they did everything like an old sure Tommy. Like you wouldn't believe it. Like, like a golf cart that like the top and it's got like aftershave, Wild country aftershave or Something. Is the aftershave still in it? Yeah, in a lot of cases there are. Yeah, my grandpa had like a Model A or Model T or something with cologne. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Then it was an Avon thing. And, and they're everywhere and they're so mass produced. So I put out a video of like, you know, the sad truth about Avon collectibles, which they're not really worth. Worth anything because they made so many of them. And you go to any flea market, someone will try to sell you, you know, a, A perfume bottle that looks like a hippo in a top hat. It's like some weird Avon thing from the 70s. That sounds really cool. I'd like to have that. Oh, a hippo in a top hat. So I saw a niche here, like, you know, and you can do this for any topic. Cookie jars, salt and pepper shakers. And you're famous for collecting. I'm famous for. I also do collect several things. What? No, do you have, do you collect anything that you actually keep? That's the. Where it gets weird. Like I'm, I'm there to sell it. But what, what has happened is I found a lot of things that, you know, people don't want, so they sell it so cheap. Like clown, like scary clowns and, and, and creepy clowns are, is one of the things that I've. How big are these things? Oh, massive. Like a picture of a clown's face in three dimensions from the 60s. Plastic, like real colorful and just incredibly sad. You know, what you should do is surprise your 12 year old. That's your youngest. Yes. Put that over their bed as they're sleeping. And then when they wake up in the morning, let them see that. They'll really appreciate it. My grandparents had this original. This thing was ancient Emmett Kelly doll. Oh yeah. And it horrified us to no end. I wonder what happened to that. And I would gift it to you if I were. I have like a really heavy chalkware. I don't know if you know what that is, but it's like, like you used to get at the state fair. You. Well, this is years ago in the 40s and 50s. Yeah, they had like chalkware dogs and like you could win a. But this is like a big heavy clown face. That's, you know, just. The face is, you know, 14, 16 inches tall, sad and weird and, and I don't know what the symbolism there, but you guys can read into that if you'd like. But, but it's stuff that, you know, my girlfriend would be like, you collect clown stuff and I go, I don't collect clown. I'm like, I'm not one of those guys, but I am, in a way, like, I am the Avon guy. I am. So. So I was like, you know, I figured that, you know, utilize my collecting ability to, like, detect what's worth money and the things that I found. Like, I'm literally at a flea market. I'm done at this guy's thing. I look into the box, I see salt and pepper shakers, and I go, hey, what do you want for these? And since I bought $11 with a thing, he goes, just take them. And I said, well, let me give you a dollar. Yeah. You know, I go home and, you know, my research guy, my fiance, my research. She's also my lamp guy and my clock guy. And she's, you know. But she. She go, I see. She said, what are you gonna sell those for? I don't. 28, 30 bucks. I knew they were something. Well, they're a pattern called Spring Blossom from Anchor Hawking. She goes, guy, the last one of these on ebay sold for $99 plus shipping. Wow. And people will give this stuff to you. They don't have any idea what it's worth. They're just cleaning out their garage. They're cleaning out their garage. Yeah. Get rid of all this crap. So I'll tell you how to get it. In this day and age where everyone has a side hustle, my side hustle has turned into, like, the main thing. Nice. Which is, you know, it's nice to not travel as much and. But I love being in. In the Midwest. We'll talk to you in a few minutes about more of this, but first we have to check in at the news desk with Kristi Lee. What have we missed? Well, we were talking about psilocybin off the air. Scientists have discovered two new species of the psychoactive mushrooms in south southern Africa. One mushroom, dub Psilocybe maluti, is a mushroom that grows on cow manure and has been used by Lesotho traditional healers from the mountain kingdom of Lesotho. This has always troubled me, seeing mushrooms growing out of manure and who's walking down the trail and they see a pile of cow poop and they go, oh, there's a mushroom there. I guess I'll eat that. Well, it's usually people from a mountain kingdom or someone who's very hungry. They don't have wifi, probably. According to researchers, this appears to be the only recorded firsthand report of hallucinogenic mushrooms being used traditionally in Africa. Oh, wow. So it hasn't been happening since. Yeah, well, there are people who believe that mushrooms facilitated our evolution. Like, early man got a hold of these things and kind of went, wait, we're all. We're all kind of one thing, right? You know, and like. Like the next step was, you know, cranking out a wheel or something, you know? All right, first off, Evans, evolution is a myth. Second. Well, now, now these, these, these. These folks in these rural parts of Africa can for the first time, see things that aren't there. Like, like. Like hope and opportunity. Civilization. I'm sorry. Convenience store. Too much. Too much, Too much. Too much on the nose, is it? So, parking garages. Yeah. Yeah. Progress. Arby's. Corn dogs. Oh, I could go for a corn dog right now. We haven't frozen corn dogs. Can we. Okay. Sorry. You've taken mushrooms? I have, several times. And I had a bad LSD trip as a sophomore in high school and I swore I lsd. And after I realized that that was just the circumstances and the situation around. It wasn't the. The drug per se. It was the things that were going on around me at the time, which was. But that's neither here nor there. I have done psilocybin. Magic mushrooms in Joshua Tree National Park. Oh, my. A beautiful desert. And it. It can be a incredibly spiritual experience. That's what I get out of it. I feel a connection with the universe. You know, you're not supposed to go to a club and listen to bad music. You know what I mean? Yeah. Anyone's gonna have a bad trip if you're listening to Nelly all night. He's still. Is that a current reference? No, but it works. Yeah, it does work, but. So, yeah, I mean, I think that there is a aspect of it that can be extremely beneficial to humankind. I'm moral to school. I. I like mushrooms on pizza. That don't cause me to see lizards that are electric. Did you see electric lizards? No, I didn't, but I saw hot tuna live at a state fair. Oh, I love those guys. Hot tuna Y. Oh, God, you've hit it. You hit it. Were they had a double bill with Moby Gray, Jack Cass leave at any time. Oh, I love those guys. Okay, what else we got? Scientists suggest they've determined that classical music is good for the human brain. The study worked with patients with treatment resistant depression who already had electrodes implanted in their brains for the purpose of deep brain stimulation. Researchers found that classical music generated its antidepressant effects. Well, good. By studying these antidepressant mechanisms. Researchers were also able to propose personalized music therapy plans that would improve treatment results. Big fan of classical music. Big fan. So you've got electrodes in your head. Yeah. Some people get that. That's severe. Yeah. And God bless them. They say it's great for children, too. But my kid responded to Leon Redbone. I'm serious. Well, knock him out. Oh, he put him. Put him right out. He was. He was in here. Here. Was he really? Yeah. Was he odd? Oh, wow. Yeah, he's an odd guy. I'd love to have met. Our glasses, big floppy hat. Yeah. No idea what he read. Did he talk, like, how he sound? And I asked him. He was reading a history book that had been written in, like, whatever, 1912, ancient history. But, you know, it wasn't about 1912. It was written then. That's right, about. He's a real odd guy. Great. I just thought his stuff was terrific. If you're a current. Get on that. Diddy wa. Did. I bet it really is appealing to children. It's fantastic. I'd hold him five minutes. He's out now. Not to be confused. Not to be confused with red bone. Right, right. Oh, I forgot we have the scatter here. Oh, I remember now. Those are the days, weren't they, Tim? Oh, man, that was a heavy day. Hey, hey. What the matter? Well, the comedians continue next hour. Augie Smith and Shane Moss will be here. But coming up next, a segment with Chad Daniels From 2024 here on the Bob and Tom. Hope you're having a great Friday morning. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios, and this is the Bob and Tom show. The gang is back in here live a week from next Monday. Chad Daniels was here this year. Let's do a segment with comedian Chad Daniels. Here's Tom with one of our Bob and Tom legends. For our guest, we're joined by the very handsome comedian Chad Daniels. Handsome. You got the hippie beard going now. Sure. I can't help but notice because you're famous for your bad tattoo, if, as I recall, it's a really obscure combination of two things. Just won't let that go well. But now you've got the sleeves going. Well, you have to. I have to take away. I am like a magician where I go, look at this hand. So you don't look at this Chester Cheetah with a Herschel Walker jersey. Now, how old were you when you got The Chester Cheeto? 18. 18. Right on the dot. But think of how unique that is. No one else has Them. That's absolutely right. No, you could offer it to people. May be like, also, no, thank you. No chance. But you got some sleeves going now. Yeah, I got a little tiger on one arm and then a little. Some animal parables on the other arm. But I didn't realize that flamingos were a sign for swingers. So what I've done is I've tattooed an awkward question right onto my arm. Oh, yeah, there he is on Sunset. It looks like a Miami Vice. I thought it was pineapples. It's. It's upside down pineapples. But it's also flamingos in your yard. Really? Really. And so we are. I get a lot of, huh, what's that for? And do you want to kiss my wife? And how do you feel about that? Well, I feel like I'm not a swinger, so this is false advertising. Oh, I see. Okay, so you're not a swinger. You're not into that. No. Not even. Everyone look at me right now in the eyes. Not even a little bit. Okay, we believe you. I don't believe you at all. Yeah, I think. Yeah. After each show, probably. So that's like when Aaron Rodgers said, I really, really like girls. Yeah, we got it, buddy. We got it. Now you are a Minnesotan. Yeah. And a Vikings fan. Explaining the Aaron Rodgers comment. Oh, go ahead. Oh, that's true. But also, just as a general sports talk listener, he said, I really, really like girls. And I. I remember when my kids used to go, no, Dad, I really, really did my homework. I gotta admit, the parent alarm went off in my brain. Yeah, that's true. Equals a. Not really. Yeah, exactly Right. Chad Daniels is our guest now. Chad, if people want to review your. Your work, what is the best way to access it right now? Some stuff on YouTube. On. On. Yeah, YouTube. Apple Music, and then Netflix. They got a Netflix special. Yeah. You might have heard of an outfit called Netflix. You heard of the. Heard of them, Tom. Well, I'm introducing this to the audience in case they're not familiar with Chad's work. Can you. I haven't seen it. Can you see the tats on the special? Yeah. Yeah, I was told. I. It was suggested to me that I keep my sleeves short for that one. Let everybody know that I'm a changed. I'm a changed person. Changed from what? Changed from a clean cut, nice guy to a tattooed nice guy. Okay. Ne do. Well, that's right. And you've been. You've been a single guy for a while. Yeah, but I dating now. Yeah, you'll meet her in a little bit. Oh, you and Kelsey or you guys are romantically. Romantically involved Living together. Do you guys ever French? We bought a house. Hey, come on. Well, that's more than dating. She bought a house. Yeah, we bought a house together. Oh, so you probably do. Well, wait a minute. So you're living together and maybe you are dating. Are you dating as well? Maybe that's. That's gonna be a real shock to her. She comes in here. I still want to know if you're friends. Wow. Yes or no? My daughter's in the waiting room. Joshua, can I ask you this? Yeah. Where is the house that you have purchased? It is in the greater Minneapolis area. Oh, okay. Yeah. Greater than what? Greater what? Never mind. Is it a suburb? Yeah, It's. Yeah, it's 15 minutes outside of the city. It's a very nice area, it looks like. So there's. When the leaves are in full, we can't see our neighbors. It would look like if I put a hood over your head and brought you there, you'd think we're in the middle of a forest, when really you're two minutes from a target. Oh, cool. It's one of those places. Kind of perfect, actually. Yeah, I like that. Same deal at my place. I love that. Yeah. When the leaves aren't full, I'm by myself. Did you guys pick this place out together or did you already have it? And we picked it up. So we moved into a townhome. She moved over from Washington state. I moved down from northern Minnesota. And then we decided she goes, well, we should look for a house. I'm enjoying this. And I said, all right. Put together the most unrealistic list possible because I wanted it to take a long time to find a house. And then the fourth house we looked at had every single thing on our list except a basketball court. That's how unrealistic we were. Basketball court. And we're like, well, it doesn't have a hoop inside. I don't know if we should get it. Ah, well, that's great. Yeah, we ended up getting it. Cool. Now, is it difficult to do that when one is not married? As far as what, signing papers and. Well, I tell you what, it was. It was difficult to do if one got their checkbook stolen out of their car and had to cancel that account and make a new account and then forget to put your lease autopay onto the new account. So you're 72 days delinquent payment and your credit goes down, down 103 points. In two months. That was difficult, if that's what you mean. And, Chad, you're in lock. We'll have put one of our credit counselors on the line with you. Pat, would you like to talk to Chad? Don't incur medical. Any medical debt. I mean, I've had to deal with credit my whole life because when I was in high school, my dad stole my identity, as some of you may know, and ruined my credit, which was pretty kind of him. Yeah. And then after that, made me steal a car with him. He's. Yeah. I tell you what. Oh, good dad. Is anyone getting good dad vibe? He was fun. It sounds like a fun dad. Oh, very fun. Yeah. Where are we going? Oh, you're going in to steal a car with me. Okay. Come on, partner. Can I get in trouble? Well, you are 20, so kind of. Okay, don't be a baby, sport. Did he introduce you as your. His son or his wheelman? The last time he introduced me as his son, I was 7. And he told someone I caught the walleye that he caught. Oh, my boy did this. It's the last time I heard it. Let's weep. Let's all weep together. So how did you steal the car? So I had bought a car. Well, you got to wait until it's alone. I'm sorry. I bought a car. There was something wrong with it. So I had to bring it back to the dealership, and they gave me a rental car in the interior interim. And my dad heard about that, and he goes, well, we should go get lunch. And I said, yeah, we should, of course. And so we went to get lunch, and he disappeared for 15, like, 20 minutes, something like that. And he came back and he goes, yeah, I was just. Had to do something out in the mall. Well, during that time, he had ended up going to this store and getting a copy of the key. And then when I got my car back and dropped the rental car off, he called me and he goes, hey, I need a ride somewhere. And I go, all right. So I go, give him a ride. Ride. And we pull into this. He goes, all right, take a right, right here. And we're in this dealership in the dead of night. And then he just goes, all right, where's the car you rented? And I go, I don't know. So we drove around and looked for it. And I go, that's it. Took out his key. All of a sudden, he goes, hey, follow me out of town. And I was like, yeah, absolutely. So I follow him out of town. He rolls his window Down. And I. Cuz I get out and I'm like going to give him a. I don't know where he's going. Then he goes, he goes. I just needed you to follow me in case a cop was right behind me. I needed a spacer. And I was like, all right. I thought maybe it was for a hug, but anyways, best of luck to you, sir. Whatever you do. What happened to the car? Let me tell you about my best friend. Wow. Geez. That's like. The car got found because cops called me from Las Vegas and they wanted to know if I had anything to do with it because. Or whatever. And I just said, hey, man, I've been here the whole time. That's it. Yeah. That's a pretty good alibi. Yeah, I've been here the whole time. Yeah, Ask my mom. She loves me. Our guest is Chad Daniels. Wow. A lot of. A lot of damage to recover from. Pretty good therapy session here so far. So you. You grew up on a movie set. That's. That's great stuff. Gosh. Pretty good in the chapter of your book. You can call that chapter love hurts spelled H E R T. All right. I stole a rental car from. With my dad. Wow. That is just awful. Kind of cool, actually. Wow. I can give you. I can't give you one now. Now it's kind of cool. I could give you one. One tip about your credit. This. This exact same thing happened to me that you were talking about. Had a credit card stolen. Right. And you forget that you have auto pay on the auto pay. Here's the key to win this one. Get a new credit card and only put your autopay stuff on that credit card. So your magazine subscriptions, all the stuff you have in auto pay is on that. That one. And never use it for anything else. And you can keep an eye on it. I had the exact same thing happened to me last year. That's fair. Now, I was going to follow this advice, but you lost me at magazine subscription. I don't know who's had a magazine subscription in the last 45 years. Sorry, it has been a while. You have to remember who's speaking. He's referring. Yeah, you have to remember it's him. And he's referring to magazines delivered to his phone. In his defense, I have a great advice about this restaurant. You go there, you order this, and then just a sip of Metamucil. That's him too. I know it. I. You go in the green room. This is the finest green room of any radio station. You'll ever be in. Of course, you know it's him. Oh, you know, every weekend for me, Metamucil and Viagra. We're partying. Oh, wow. He has what? You have Metamucil cookies, don't you? Yes. Those biscuits. He's going to pull some out. Oh, this is fantastic. Look at that. He'll share. He'll offer them to you. Oh, these taste great. No. You know, I might. I never stole a car with my dad. You want to know why? Because he polio and he couldn't drive. My dad couldn't drive yet, probably. Sure. But there's other reasons. That story is unbelievable. That's great. Do you mind if I ask one more? Is your dad still with us? I don't think so. We don't know for sure. So he was at, I don't know, some methadone clinic. And then my sister was getting updates and then we hadn't heard from him a while. He called me for money a lot before I had money. And I still don't have money. But. But I. But I'm in the allure that I make may. And so I believe that he would have called me for money by now. Well, Chad, we have a very special surprise for you this morning. No way. Come on out, Artie. I don't know if it's Artie. Not only is he here, he has your credit card. Oh, my goodness. This is the greatest thing ever. Someone call my sister. We've been telling people a lie for seven years. On the way. Next, comedian Shane Moss stops by in 20, 20, 24. We'll have that for you next here on the Best of the Bob and Tom show. If you know what I mean there's no need to explain it goes without saying if you know what I mean what more can I say? If you know what I mean I think it goes without saying if you know what I mean. Thank you. What's that called? I think you know what I'm thinking. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Hope you're having a great Friday morning. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studio. Some more great stuff coming up. Greg Hahn and Ali Breen with sexy time on the way. Right now it's comedian Shane Moss on the Bob and Tom show. Tom, we have a special guest in the studio. He is comedian Shane Shane Moss. And Shane is a very fine standard community. We've known him for many, many years. Used to work in a factory. I'm trying to remember. Back in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Is that correct? Yeah, yeah. What kind of factory was it? Well, my first factory gig was at a crouton factory. Oh, wait, wait, wait. They make croutons at a factory? Yeah, they make croutons in a factory. And I actually didn't know that was fun. Funny. I just like had a gig at a crouton factory and then years later people would ask me like, you know, what jobs I had and I was like, oh, and I worked in a crouton factory reliably. Everyone laughs every time. I don't know if it's like, because you picture like Keebler elves or something like that making croutons. You don't think about them in a factory. I thought you just tore up bread and they became croutons. They just baked bread. Bread and cut it up. Yeah, you, you bake, you bake the bread. So I wasn't involved in that process. And then it's staled for like a few days or something. And then I, I get involved in the next process where they'd throw it on like a conveyor belt. It would get chopped up, go through an oven and seasoned. And then there was, there was a very, very important part part which is that if, if before it gets bagged, if you're a worker, you want to grab a handful of croutons and, and eat them yourself. So you got to get, you got to get some of the third shifters, grubby fingers in, in the croutons to sample before you, before you bag them. That's the, that's the secret sauce. Like I remember I was in Ireland, I, I took a tour of the Guinness factory there and they were like, oh, they, they had. Apparently when the health regulations improved in the early 1900s, they realized that rats were getting smashed up and all of this stuff and, and they were like, we can't do that anymore. So they put in like some sort of fence thing so that the rats wouldn't get in. And then after that people started complaining about the new flavor of Guinness. Amazing. And so then they had to find something that was similar to rat blood taste to add back. What era was this? This is like the early 1900s. Wow. Imagine having that job. You gotta taste rat blood and then try to find something. And that, and that's kind of like what we did with the croutons. But I have like degenerate third shift. I never thought about it because I guess I don't buy store bought croutons. In fact, I'm not a big crouton fan anyway. But, but then you said they have to let them go stale. Yeah, they let the bread stale and then they, and then they, they throw it in the oven. Let me ask you this. It was a seasonal job. It was, it was right before Thanksgiving. Why don't you like croutons? I just don't like croutons. It's, it's, it's like stale bread is what it is. It's like, it's like people who put breading in meatballs, you kind of have to do that every now and again. Yeah, they make them stick together. Right. It was the only food related job that I ever had. I guess I worked at a grocery store, but, but worked in like the, the service industry or whatever. And so you would think that I would have got sick of the croutons. Did it smell good there? Oh, it smelled so good. And yeah, ate, ate a full size meal in croutons. Every day. Every, every single day that I work, you say that every bag that has the same amount of croutons, and if not, give or take, how many is the difference? Difference? It depends on how many get sampled. It depends on how hungry I was that morning. So there was no hard and fast rule of each bag, 75 croutons. I, I, it was close. It was in the ballpark. They have to have a weight and everything. Sure. And then I, I think I, and then my longest job, I worked in a, I worked in a furniture factory for your Ashley Furniture made in Arcadia with Wisconsin. I worked there for, for several years. And yeah, it was a real job. It was a, it was. I still to this day, if people are like, what would you do if you weren't a comedian? I say that I would be, I would love to be a crane operator. And that's because I did, I did a lot of like forklift driving and like boom truck stuff in the fact. And I loved it. I like playing with the levers and everything. And I actually always wanted to be a crane operator. Operator. It's it, it seemed like too, too much of a long shot for me, so I became a comedian. Crane operator. How do you get into that? I would imagine have to be born ironically. You'd probably make more bread working as a. Have you ever had panzanella? What is that? It's an Italian salad, but instead of lettuce, it's croutons, basically. Yeah. They make it with tomatoes and onions and it's. Yeah, it's like salad. It's very good. What's it called? Panzanella. That sounds like a race car. See, Josh's new panzanella. It's badass, man. It's Italian for finely fat. People like this salad. It's just all croutons. They get moist because of the dressing that's on it, but it's very good. There's a couple places I go where I get the same salad every time, and I always take the. I always say, no croutons, and they always forget. So I have this little mountain of croutons. When they come. Come back. I went to. So you're making me remember the. The best eavesdropping I've ever done in my life. As. As, like, people. People don't think about croutons being in factories. Well, here's a bigger blind spot for you. I was actually. You're just talking about the. The. The compost thing. In British Columbia, I was in. I visited Vancouver island for the first time this year. Beautiful. Vancouver is not my favorite place in the world, but you take the ferry, cross Vancouver Island. It's like. It's like a. From another time or something like that. It's this beautiful. I went to the Salt Spring island, which is. Is. It's like, both quaint and adorable and, like, artsy. It's kind of. It's. It's. It's like if the. It's like if the Amish rebelled, and we're still, like, very Amish. If it's got, like, an angsty kind of, like, screw you, Mom. I will use electricity to churn butter. Like, I. I renounce my. I am no longer Jebediah. Call me Ezekiel. Kind of Amish. It was the vibe. And so. And so it was. I found myself at the Salt Spring Island Goat Cheese Company as a farm there. And there's all these goats and stuff around. You get to see. There's this whole beautiful place and walk around. And I. I. There was this. There was this, like, grandma with her, like, two. She was maybe about 70. She had her two, like, adult sons in their 20s or so. And there's something, like, odd about them. I was just, like, kind of paying attention to what they're saying. And then I heard. That is the best eavesdropping I've ever heard. It was coming out of the go area. The woman, she goes. She goes, I love cheese. I just feel bad they have to kill the goats to get it. Oh. And I was like, oh, I'm. I'm listening. Yeah. And then I hear as her. As her grandkids go, oh, they don't. They don't kill the goats. And she goes, oh, how do they, how do they get the cheese then? And they're like, from, from milking. And they're like, she goes, oh, oh, that makes sense. That makes sense. What could possibly make sense to you in this? How is your entire framework of reality not completely shattered? I've been a comedian for 20 years. I have a science podcast where I've interviewed over 400 scientists. I've had a fair number of psychedelic experiences. I have never had a paradigm shifting moment like going 70 years of one's life thinking that cheese is the product of slaughter, feeling bad about it, beating it anyway. Yes, yes. And then one day finding out that cheese comes from milk. Oh, that makes sense. How are you not having a seizure right now of just the flood of memories of all of the humiliating things you must have said about cheese in your life. Life. Like the time that you made the goat cheese salad for everyone and asked for a moment of silence for the time at the picnic that you tried to dissuade children from using cheese whiz, explaining that it was murder in an aerosol can. Shane Moss is our guest. Canned murder. You have read and go. I, I love go. Do you? Well, I, I, I love travel. I've been to, I've been to Jamaica. I, I like lamb better than guilt. I don't know that why I'm comparing the two, but I don't have goat as much and I, I enjoy it. Almost had some last night, but yeah. Really? Jamaica. Jamaica's big into, big into their goats. Tom does not like go. I had the goat tacos at this place and I took one bite and said not for me. That's fair. What is it? Is it like too gamey or something? It tasted like 30 weight things like motor oil. Yes. That's interesting. That's an odd way to prepare. Yeah, you might prepared. I trust your taste bud. Yeah, I'm not sure I did not like it. It had. Christy Le is at the news desk. What else have we missed? Researchers have captured footage of a possible wolf dog hybrid in northern Minnesota. Wolf dog. Wolf dog. NPR News reports that the animal was spotted traveling with two wolves earlier this year. Year researchers with the University of Minnesota said that in their 10 years studying wolves in and near Voyagers national park, they've never seen a wolf that looks like this. Animal project lead Tom Gable told NPR News that so it's either a wolf dog hybrid of some sort or some wolf that has some very interesting physiological mutations or characteristics that are very unique. Unique relative to other wolves here in northern Minnesota. Have they considered. This is a northern chupacabra. Maybe. I don't know. Here's a picture. This thing's a beautiful animal. Wow. Oh, then it's not a Chupacabra. They're hideous. Yeah, it Covered in blood. It looks like it's half German shepherd, half wolf. Maybe. It is scary, but I'm surprised we don't have wolf doodles yet. I mean, we got. You got bernadoodles, you got your labradoodles, you got your golden doodles. How about a wolf doodle? Oh, sure. There might be some problems with attacking people. You love a wolf. I'm with this doodle. Yeah, well, this is the problem. They actually. No, I. I'm not a fan of doodles. Yeah, I like. Yeah, it's a law. You have to have a doodle if you live in. My little. Didn't we work with a part timer who had a wolf or something like that? I know a guy that has a wolf. Yeah, maybe. Maybe this is. What do we think about wolf? Wow. Chihuahuas like Chihuahua wolves. Are we. Are they in constant pain? We just hope that the. It's an antsy wolf. The mommy wolf is the mommy, not the Chihuahua is not the mommy. Right. Like. Like you to meet our wolf. This is our wolf, Pedro. He's. Something very wrong. He's a wolf. J. Wolf. This thing is scary looking, though. So you have a friend that has an actual wolf? Yeah. As a pet? Yes. Yes. Okay. I didn't think that was legal, but. Well, the problem, he said, is with getting packages. The drivers want. They have. They, like, they. They leave. He lives kind of on a farm and they leave their. I don't blame them. Way far away I go. Dude, that's. I mean, you got to just explain. Respect that. Does this thing. I mean, is it quite clearly a wolf when you see it? Apparently, yeah. How old is it? I have not seen it. I've not gone to this guy's place. How old is the wolf? I don't know. Is that safe? I don't think it necessarily is. I don't think so either. I feel like my family's been visiting me less since I got the pet bear. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Strangest thing. Didn't see it coming. Well, they think a black bear or brown bear. What's it matter? I just found a different version of this story. Story. And it says, they speculate the animal was released. There may be someone maybe have bred the dog with a wolf. And then this says it. Yeah. Quote, very challenging to raise. Sometimes people discard Them in the woods. Yeah. Thank. Says hybridization cannot occur. It's. It does. Rarely occurs in the wild. It says. Yeah. This dog, it almost looks like a husky. Oh, wolf. Yeah. But yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. Long haired, really pretty. Yeah. It's those cameras out there in the middle of nowhere that capture everything. It's. It's a. It's a miracle that they haven't seen Bigfoot. Right, Yet, Josh. No, no, no. Well, you don't. You don't look at the right spots. There's some very compelling pictures out there. Yes, and video. Yeah. But because they've got these cameras all over the place that take pictures of animals that no one's ever seen. Right, right. Well. And the Sasquatch, they learn not to go and into the air those areas. No. Really? Is that on their iPhones? Oh, they don't need that kind of technology. You know this. Okay. Why do you feel like you have to make fun of things you don't understand? Why is that? Because I don't understand almost everything. Okay. Something to keep myself going from going crazy. Do you have a large following of psychedelic drug users? Because you. I do. Yeah. I mean, didn't. Didn't you do a podcast focused on the world of psychedelics? No, I did a podcast focused on. On science and psychology and it. And I like learning about how the brain works, so much so that I'll even attempt to read neuroscience from time to time, which is a nightmare. I don't know if you've ever. All that jargon will put you right in a coma. I don't understand how there's. Neuroscientists. They must just read a paragraph, take a note, nap, read another paragraph, take another nap. It's so frustrating. You would think that your brain would be more interested in learning about itself. You would think clearly your mind would see more incentive to understanding how it works. Could not care less about itself. Learning about itself, not so much, because it's not that it just wasn't built for such a task. Like your phone can memorize a bunch of words more than you'll ever use in a life lifetime. Seems impressive, but your brains did more work just walking in here. The math involved to put one foot in front of the other is breathtaking. They can't build a robot that can walk anywhere near as well as you for listeners to hear this. Right. There's sound waves hitting their ears, breaking it down into syllables and language and context. Do you understand how powerful a computer would need to be to know how hard this joke is bombing right Now, I mean, it would take shame shooters in the world. I love that. The reason I said that the last time you were here, you did. You were doing some kind of seminar on psychedelics somewhere. I forget what. Yeah, I've done a very. A variety of themed shows through the years. I have a special about animal mating behavior on. On Amazon Prime. And then I have. And then I put out a. A concept album around breaking my feet called my big break back when. And then I did a psychedelic tour. Yeah, okay, but. And as you mentioned earlier, now that you're le. You look like a homeless hippie for the two waiting for his next fix. You're actually not taking as many drugs. Time now to review the history. Yes. September 24th. Tom, what happened on this day? I. This. I did not know this. Again, this is somewhat revelatory. So much you don't know. There is 1952. And I'll put this out to everyone. Yeah. The first KFCOP opened where? The first KFC opened in Omaha, Nebraska. Lexington, Kentucky. It's got to be, right? Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yeah. No kidding. No, it's Salt Lake City. Interesting. Who knew? I would have been my last guesses. That is one of the 11 spots. Salt. Yeah, it's one of the spices. Okay, good. Okay. Very good. 1964, the Munsters premiered on CBS. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's an enjoyable one. Do you remember the theme to the Monsters? I do remember the theme to the monsters. How does it go? They weren't words, though, right? And there you go. There's that. That's part one. Good. I don't remember that. What recent. What recent hit song incorporated that theme? Do you remember Fallout Boy? Uma Thurman? Yeah. Yeah. Very good, Josh. Yeah. I'm not a effing, am I? I know a few things. Very good, Josh. We'll hang that on the refrigerator. Oh, look right there. Condescending pr. I can see it there. Look at what. Josh, did you see what I'm up against, Shane? Oh, God. You can't compliment me. We'll do some more Shane Moss coming up next hour, so stand by for that. But coming up next, one of our favorites, comedian Augie Smith here on the Bob and Tom Show. Hope you're having a great holiday week. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios. And this is the best of the Bob and Tom show for a Friday. Kind of doing some comedians today that were here in 2024. How about one from Augie Smith? Hello, everybody. Tom, we have a very special guest in this. Yes, we do. What a handsome man. He's Augie Smith. Hey. Hey. From Montana. Now living in Los Angeles. They don't get funnier. It's always good to see you, Augie. All right. Authorities in Florida have arrested a man they say snorted cocaine to hide the evidence after fleeing from a traffic stop. All right. Yeah. Florida Highway Patrol troopers said they tried to stop a driver, Joel Craig Wallace, for allegedly speeding on US 19 near Holiday. That sounds made up. Joel Craig Wallace. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's my name. What of it? The 40 year old led troopers in a brief pursuit that ended at his residence where he allegedly ingested cocaine to hide the drugs prior to his arrest. I'll be right out. The reason. Obviously this would happen a lot, but the only reason I did the. We'll keep reading. A photo shared by the police department shows the suspect's nose covered in a white powdery substance. I am not joking when I say it looks like the guy tried to scarf. There we go. Oh, my gosh. A bunch of donuts. I mean, they dipped the base of his nose in toothpaste. I mean, hey, you got a little something on your. And for those listening. He is. He's a black guy, so it really stands out. It was nearly the perfect crime. Yes. So close. Now he's in jail, all high and stuff. That had to suck. Yeah. What's the movie? Oh, the. Al Pacino and Scarface. It gets a little bit serious. Dips his face in it, basically. Yeah, we get a lot of cocaine stories and especially smuggling stories where they're in the bananas and. Or they're in the water or they float up in the Keys or near Miami on the. They most often use a boat. Yeah, I know what you guys want. There's a. There's a bale of them. What was that? What was that town? Key West, Right? Yeah, there's a name for them. They have these. These giant bales of cocaine floating. Yeah, there's a name for those. Or the town. What? There's a name for the boats. I mean, for the. For the floating. Yeah, the bales. Yeah, there's a specialized thing for. I'll find out what it was. What have you got over there, Pat? So we'd like to know where you got the cocaine. We'd like to know where you got cocaine. There's coke in the boat. Coconut baby. Coconut. Look the boat over. Coconut. Coconut boat. Maybe. Oh, Co Sc's watching you. When will you learn? Drop drag a little in the stern. Tourists found a stash in the Keys border Patrol makes these waters drug free. There's coke in the hull. So please explain. Someone has to answer for this. Cocaine. Yeah, we'd like to know where you got the cocaine. Yeah, we'd like to know where you taking the cocaine. Every water. Now, there's. We've all done it at one point. Yes, we have. And by that I mean coconut. Yeah. Here we go. Recreational boaters off the coast of the Florida Keys found a million dollars worth of cocaine. You know what you do when you find that? You run away. You don't find it. You just. 65 pounds. 65 pounds recovered. And see. Recover. Recovered. Floating seven miles off of. Is it Islamorada? Islamorada. Islamorada. Sorry. That's one of my favorite places to vacation. Isla Marada. His name is Andy. Help wasn't all that. No, lacking. By the way. There's nothing available. Stay in ael. Like everybody. I prefer European Help. Oh, certainly. I found litter on the lanai. Yes. Although kind of literate, wasn't it? I recommended alliterative. Oh, drool. European help. No, it was alliterative. Very good, Gregory. Grateful. Anyway, don't try to book anything. They're all. Sir. They're all. Christy wants to call us a hole. I did. I recommend the show Bloodline. If you'd like to know all about Islamorada. It's a very good show. Thank you, Pat. Shut up. Don't go there during rain. Augie, you have youngsters. I do. In your brood. I do. Some young kids. So here's the deal. So I have a. Because a man my age and. Tom. A man your age, of course, shouldn't have little kids. No. But apparently we feel like our seed just needs to be passed on long after I'm dead. Just scrape the DNA off my bones like I'm Al Pacino. Because I must live on. So I got a 10 year old. I got an 8 year old. And I have. I have a toddler. I have a toddler. I have a toddler, which is ridiculous. That I have a toddler. I voted for Michael Dukakis. And I have a toddler. But my age doesn't stop me from playing with my toddler. I'm still in there. We play this great. He loves this one. It's called Head, Shoulders. Shoulders. Head, Shoulders, Head. Okay. Knees and toes. I think we can't. That doesn't. We can't get too old as the joke. That was on me. That was on me. Guys. I got it. Set it up a little bit more. We didn't do enough work. I'm in there. I was in there. I knew exactly where you were going. I can't do the knees and toes because you can't reach your toes. We play another game. It's called hide. Yeah, there you go. That's another good one. But I got an update about my oldest son, because my oldest son, he's my most la son, because he has a food allergy. And his particular allergy is eggs. You know, which is weird because he's half egg. He is half egg on his mother's side. So parents out there with a kid with a food allergy, you know, you need something called an EpiPen. Okay. Is what it's called. And it's a misnomer. It's not a pen. It's not a pen. I'm sorry. It's a needle. It is not a pen. If you don't believe me, try to address an envelope with your EpiPen. It will not go well for you because it is clearly a needle. It is not a pen, and it costs $750. Even if you have insurance, it costs 700. Okay? You gotta remember, I live in Los Angeles, all right? There are needles everywhere. Okay? They are every. Oh, but none of those are good enough for my kid. Right. He has to have this very specific $750 needle, which, by the way, expires. Did you know that? No. Yeah. Last time I gave my kid eggs, I did it just to get my money to it. Let me tell you something. If that thing expires August 18th. August 17th. 17th is starting with an omelet. Are the day that daddy saved your life. So over the years, and they told us this would happen, is that the allergy has sort of gone away. Oh. So to the point of where my son was always angry at eggs. He would, like, see them, and they just, like, shake his head like. Like his nemesis. And so a couple weeks ago, I go into the kitchen, and he's got an egg in each hand, and he's like, look, Daddy, I'm not hurt anymore. I'm not hurt anymore. And then he smashed them together as if to prove his dominance over the eggs. I said, yeah. So my son is also a bit challenging. He is what they call on the spectrum. Now, my generation would have said that my son has Asperger's, and the generation before me would have said that he's possessed. Possessed by a demon. But we've progressed, and we don't use Asperger's anymore. And I'm going to ask you guys this Because I'll bet somebody knows. I'll bet Tom knows why we don't use the term Asperger's anymore. Who knows? I don't know. I don't know. Is it because of the word ass? No, it's because Dr. Asperger was a Nazi. Oh, no kidding. He was a Nazi. Wow. So we pulled his disease. I didn't know that. We said, sorry, Nazi. No disease for you, Nazi. Yeah, we know that you diagnosed it in Austria in 1943, but we just figured out right now that you were a Nazi and you should have joined the resistance. If you wanted a disease Nazi, you should have grabbed your deer rifle, headed into the Alps and started picking off SS like red dot. But you didn't. So we're taking your disease because you got to be a pretty good guy to get a disease named after you in this country. Lou Gehrig. He's never going to lose his disease. Hell no. Too good of a guy. Ball player, patriot, family man. What I'm trying to say, try to live your life in a manner so that when you die, they name that ailment after you. It is my sincere hope that I am a good enough man and a good enough father that one day you all get the opportunity to die of Augie Smith syndrome. Now, it's currently known as cirrhosis. But my hope is that one day, when you think of a gray fatty liver poisoning the body from the inside, that you'll think of this face. Coming up in just a few minutes. Next hour, it's Greg Hahn. But more with Chad Daniels coming up here in just a minute. So stand by. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob and Tom show for a Friday. This is Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios. Hope you're having a good one here so far. How about another segment with comedian Chad Daniels from 2024? Pat Godwin's here. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're all here. We've got a swell guest in the studio. Tom, would you like to cover that? Yeah, we got a swell guest. Not in the studio also. I just. Okay, let's be here now. Let's just concentrate on what we're doing now. I just met the love the moment. I just met the lovely Kelsey Cook, and we're going to get her in here shortly. We also have what's his face? Oh, I'm sorry. It's a comedian. Chad Daniels. He's right here. No, this is all the time. You take one look at Kelsey, all the names go out of your head. I get it. This is the. This is the fun part where he tries to be a guy. He tries to bust balls a little bit, and then he really hurts feelings. It's really fun to watch. I'm sorry. Chad's a great comedian and Chad is featured on Netflix Flicks. And he just told the really touching story about helping his father steal a car inadvertently. That is just terrifying. You know, I didn't help my dad do anything, but I. I was witness to him, you know, rolling some. Your father was a drug dealer? Cigarettes. Thank you, Tom. A point on it. Some herbal cigarettes. We watched laughing together. Some of my happiest memories as a child. Nothing wrong. Nothing wrong with that. Well, at the time. Time it was being the federal pen, I think. But still you sticking it to the man. I guess. I guess. Yeah. He was a fun loving sort, if you might. Did he have a real job ever? Yeah, he worked at a factory. He worked at. I just thought he was a drug. He worked. Well, you have to have a cover job. He worked at the factory to, you know, to make. Have clients. Cultivate. Cultivate clients. Yeah. You know, Brillo pads. Sure. Purex. Brilliant. Purex factory in London, Ohio. Oh, no kidding. Forever. Okay. Yeah. The first I heard of this. Always reminded me of pubic hair. Brillo bats. Yeah. Boy. Who were you. What were you dating a cyborg? What woman has Brillo? Like pubes? What kind of vitamins was she taking to get that kind of strength in her? This sounds like something we might need in the future if you could grow Brillo pad. Pubic hair. That's why I'm not a fan of the. I'm not a fan of the pubes. There was a. Remember the dobie pad? It's a little. I don't remember. Not a fan. I remember and I imagine there's still other. The SOS pad. Yeah, that's what we. Yeah, that was the more softer brill. Remember that birth control sponge thing? Yeah, yeah. After. After you were done with her, Josh, you could go to the kitchen and do a little cleanup. Is that right? Yeah. Boy, you know what you do in the kitchen. The fridge looks streaky. Chick. Now he's showing off for company. I know. Sorry not showing up. I just. The brilliant. Well, we should go around the horn. Have anybody else had a horrible experiences with their father? What about you? Your father almost killed you delivering papers one morning. Because he was trying to do the right thing. Yeah, my dad had had polio, as you may know, so he. He really couldn't drive but one morning. But being a Griswold, he wasn't going to like that. Getting his way. I had paper roots throughout my life, most of my life. And can you imagine seeing this prick deleting your paper? I'm here to collect $4.85 for the week. God, I hated that little. I would actually, I could picture you delivering the paper and going like, hey, this headline is wrong. This never happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. This, they claim. That's how I remember the. Delivering the. The Cleveland Press on the afternoon of. Of November 22nd. It was a Friday, 1963. Kennedy assassinated. Johnson takes oath. I said, I'm not so sure about this. So was it the plane dealer and then the Cleveland Press? And the press was. The press was the afternoon paper. Okay, so that's not. Which one were you delivering when your father tried to murder you? The plane dealer in the morning and. But it was snowing real bad one morning. He said, I'll help you out. And he never drove. I'll help you out there. Youngest, younger. I'm not kidding. For those of you familiar with my street, he was heading directly for an oak tree on Soul Grave. Those familiar. Same thing to say for those of you are familiar. Once again, this is the third time I've told you this in two days. Your memories aren't everyone's memories. I'll help you here at the. At the end. At the end of my street was a Soul Grave oval. So it was. It was kind of like a dead end. But there was a tree right there. So if you didn't stop, you'd hit a tree. Sure. And he's going right for the tree. I swear to God. He took his hands off the wheel. Remember, it's snowing and really slippery. And picked up his leg. Don't move it over to the break. And that's when that was the last time he drove. We decided, you know, dad, maybe. Yeah, he hadn't driven in years at the time. You've seen the Tom Griswold biography. For those of you, Paul Newman was from my town, you know, Good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The great Paul Newman. We're talking with comedian Chad Daniels once again. Chad, tell me more about your comedy special. It's on Netflix. On Netflix, called Empty Nester. It's basically, my son just got married. My daughter went to college. I was left all by myself. And then girlfriend came into town and it's all about all that stuff. All right, so it's all good. Your life's going great. My life is right Now, Great. Just, you know, me currently waiting for the other shoe to drop. How long have you had the beard? Yeah, I've had the beer for a long time. Maybe six years. Wow. Something like that. And because there was a time when very few comedians had beards. Yeah, that's true. There were a time when very, very few comedians needed to hide double chins with beards. And I just heard a thing about. Well, you know, beards are in. In general. Yeah. And this is. This is. I. There haven't been a lot of politicians at higher levels with beards until recently. Right. Kind of an interesting thing going. Yeah. I've always said that beards are like sweatpants for your face. You can't really tell how chubby you're getting when you're wearing them. Got a nice full beard. A lot of people out there don't, but they keep growing them anyway. Sad, really. Yeah. You. Yours gets a quick thumbs up. Thank you. You've got the tats. I do. Do you allow your children to get tats? Do you have any say in their lives? It's kind of. I have some say in their lives, but mostly when they call me for money, I make them talk to me for a total of 10 minutes before I give it to them. Yeah. That's kind of my thing. But it's what they want to get tattoos. Like when you're 18, get tattoos when you're 25. If you want to smoke dope, do it like when your brain's done developing. Fine. Right. But who knows if they're listening to me? I have no idea. I don't check them for tattoos. Your son is married. I know. Gosh, I remember when he was this big. Yeah. When he got engaged, he was 23. And I go, hey, do you think you're a little young to get engaged? And he goes, I don't know. You think you're a little old to be a boyfriend? Okay. I'll see you at the wedding, my man. All right. High five. Up top. All right. All right. Sounds good. Okay, cool. Yeah. Well, we have a couple things we need to check in with. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I have big news for you. Yes. And you, Chick Miggy. Yes. Today kicks off the Burmese python wrangling in the Everglades. Okay, Chad, this is something I've always wanted to hear. I've always wanted to do this. Put up or shut up. We got to go do it. Yeah. Yep. The annual Florida Python Challenge begins today. Competition between hunter hunters to capture the most and longest Burmese pythons. It's a 10 day hunt. It's got $30,000 in prizes, $10,000 for the most. I love how they put this snakes. Humanely killed. Yeah, they do humanely kill them. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what's. What does that mean? I think, I honestly think they like euthanize them. They don't, you know, you don't teach them to smoke and then you just wait for it. Takes a while. Yeah, yeah. Sleeper hold. And just whisper. Yes. Hey, you were loved. Go to sleep. They're pythons. You got what, you shoot them? You just luck. No, I think they inject them. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Is that dangerous? Well, no, they know what, they're not any more dangerous than hunting pythons in general. I would genuinely do this. You're kidding me. No. You can. You know me, I'm not afraid of snakes. I don't have a fear of them at all. You just got bit? Yeah, I got bit by a snake, what, three weeks ago? Yeah, because I was trying to save it. I mean, you'd think I would have learned my lesson. What was that? The ungrateful copperhead. Is that what that? I love that. That's a bastard. There was a. I was fishing and there was a snake wrapped up in some netting and it was. It was. It would drown if I wouldn't, you know, or it would starve if I didn't do anything. And so. Oh, stop. Snakes have gills. Come on. Well, you did the right thing. Thank you. Yeah. Yes. The snake is maybe starving. I'll put my hand down by its face. We just had a guy last week that stopped at the side of the road. It was a rat, a rattlesnake, and got bitten, ended up in a coma. Well, that's the thing. I knew this wasn't a rat. Rattlesnake. I'm not gonna move a rattlesnake. So anyways, get back to this hunt thing. How does this work? Now you go down to the Everglades and you hunt pythons. You have 10 days, and then the biggest, longest python wins a prize and then the most. What is the technique to hunt these things, Josh? You sneak up on them, essentially. I mean, you look for them and when you find them, you just gotta grab them. And you usually. You grab them right behind the head. Head. That's why I'm going. I'm. I'm what's called us, the grabber. And then you. What if you. What if you put them in these sacks and then you cinch the sack and you don't just shoot them in the head. And no, you don't kill them. No, that's cruel. That would be cool. That's smart. Yeah. Sack. And then you bring them into for someone else to kill them. Please, Tom. Yes. You know, we should. We should go down there. Wait. Go down and be. And talk like this the whole time we're there? Look at this one. Oh, my God. Where are you from? You know, stuff like that. I bet you're from Burma. That's going to be way too many words. I think with a snake competition, you're gonna get a lot of. We gotta go now. Yeah, yeah, you're right. It's very guttural. Very. It's just syllables, not words. Yeah, yeah. Those guys, they'll enjoy you making fun of them. Hey, you know what we're gonna do with this Josh redneck? We're gonna throw him in the sea. Now, my fear would be the. The point. The venomous snakes that are in there while you're just trying to find the. And the gators, because they're. That's also a concern. If you've ever been in the Everglades. The gators are everywhere. That's the thing. Yeah, but you do this. Yes, I'm trying. I asked my brothers and I think one would go and I would go because what have I got to live for, Tom? Okay, that's fine. Thank you. I'll send you there next year. Oh, yeah, please do. That's the thing we always find out about a. Too late. Well, I think it's the round this time every year, so I know it's you. Do you hook up with a crew, a team. You. You have your team and then. Oh, you got a team. All right. Because, I mean, you get an airboat. What do you got? You got. I think we should. We could probably find someone. There's probably someone listening who's into this. Oh, sure. That they would have you as a member of their crew. Yeah, but that's the thing. Why don't you just talk to Josh? Why am I being cut out of this snake hunting thing? Because he doesn't think you'd do it. Because he do it. Will you back out if we sign up? Absolutely not. You won't do this. Why wouldn't I go and try to get killed by a snake at this point in my life? We're going to have to wear. We're going to have to wear like, you know, those headband flashlights. I will. Oh, do you hurt them at night? Well, that's often when they're most. Oh, that makes it even. That makes it. You know what, Chrissy? That levels the playing field. Channel mail. Are you gonna like. Oh, no, just some Sturdy Jeans and. Yeah, some Sturdy jeans. They can't buy it through Carhartt, I'll tell you that. Isn't there a show that does this? They show these guys chasing these pythons. Yeah, man. It's. So you could watch that and. Well, I did. I do watch Vicarious. I've seen a lot of that stuff and that would be fine. Now he knows what to do. The one time I watched they have giant lights on their pickup trucks. Yeah. Driving down the lane. But then they'll hit what they think's a speed bump. But it's a python. That's the thing, too. We can be in shallow water, barefoot, and then you just walk. And when you feel one under you. That's right. You grab it. Oh, I'm so. Oh. Now. Does it. Does it die from the deficant emerging from your ass? When you're so terrified, so excited, who the hell. You just want to drag your feet underwater until you hit a giant snake. That's how you find anaconda in the Everglades. But that's how we can find the python. Chad, you to go. No. The only thing I know about anacondas is that they don't want none unless you got buns, hun. That's right. We all learned that. We'll never forget what Ice Cube said. It's snakes out there this big. That's. That was. That's what he said. He sure did. Oh, we've learned a lot. It's snakes out there this big. You're joking about the bare feet though, right? No. That is kind of how you find out. No, you could do that. These guys are so. I wouldn't do that technique. No, no. I would just dry land. On a different topic, could you do the thing where you shove your arm into a hole to get a catfish noodling? No, I would not do that. No. But interesting, because I've done that. You have noodled. Now, my thing with that is you have to really submerge yourself for quite a while. Did you have to. You have to hold your breath? I didn't have to for quite a while. Okay. But they kind of put my arm in the hole. Gotcha. I was working in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and they brought me. Not in Tulsa, Oklahoma, just outside. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden it clamps down and you go, man, that's kind of like. That's a soft Spot. Yeah. And you pull it out. But it is interesting. It's very fun. That's wild that you did it. Cuz I wouldn't do what you're doing. How big is this fish that you pulled out? Oh, they're very, very heavy. Yeah. Probably 40, £50. Yeah. All I know is like people had to grab me to get me up. Yeah. See that's the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes me a little nervous having my head underwater for a while. Like when the anaconda holds you under and you're flailing and kicking and regretting doing it, but at least it'll be dark so they can't see you dying. You should wear a T shirt down there that says I'd rather be noodling. Just in case someone gets a video to be like this. This is going viral for sure. We're gonna keep you laughing here on a Friday morning. Another segment with comedian Shane Moss is coming up. So stand by. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show on a Friday. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios. Here's yet another segment with comedian Shane Moss. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest sitting in the studio with us. It's a guy who's going to be probably happy to grab some of these dude wipes because he's currently traveling in a camper. Probably hasn't seen a shower for a while while. It's comedian Shane Moss. Shane, long time no see. Since the last time I saw you obviously haven't shaved. Yeah, I got the whole hair. That is a, that is a, that is a serious beard. You like your like 3/4 of the way to ZZ Top. Yeah, yeah, no, I know. I, and I, I also, I think since we, we last talked, I, I got into pickleball as well. Oh really? So, yeah, so I'm already like aware of how seniors react to seeing my hair. That's right, seniors. I accept that. And pickleball player though, I gotta tell you. No, yeah, it's, it's been a lot of fun. It's funny because this hair, this was, I grew it out during COVID I was like, well, there's never, I never wanted to do the in between thing on stage or whatever and I grew it out and, and I, I, ironically, this is the least amount of drugs I've ever done in my life and the most I've ever looked like in my entire life. That's interesting. And you know how you like books and covers and things like that and judging and. Sure, yeah. Yeah, you kind of have that mountain man look. Yeah, thanks. And your hair currently have like a ponytail sticking out the back of your head, but up high. Yeah. I got the man bun situated. There you go. That is. Oh, there you go. It looks great, man. Wow. Yeah, it does. It really does. It's luxurious. That is. That is a main. David Coverdale would be jealous of that hair. I know. I was actually just in. I was in Alaska and I had like a couple week vacation. I did a couple shows up there as well. And I've been trying to take better care of myself. So I was doing some hiking and everything and I felt like I fit in, but I didn't know about the bear situation. I was like, I'll just go in and I'll get some bear spray. And I went in to the cashier and I was like, hey, I have this bear spray. Is there anything else? Any tips for watching out for bears? And he was like, oh, you don't really need that bear spray. See this like little bell? It's like a four dollar bell. You just need like a bell. You know what else is maybe get like a horn. They have very sensitive hearing. So get a horn. I'm like, I'm just gonna. There's three of us. I'll get all of the things. We'll all have a different thing going on. And then I get back and he's like, yeah, because you know, the bear, the horn, they'll go away and they stay away. They don't like that. The bear spray, they'll go away and then some of them, they'll come back because they like it. It's spicy. And I've never been scared of bears until that time. That's the, like a, the sadistic bad guy in the movie that like you punch and he likes it. Yeah. You know, he's nuts. Yeah. And then, and then, and then you run into like some, some ranger and you go like, hey, this guy's telling me I should use this bell. And they're like, that's a dinner bell. You don't use that. Yeah. Everyone has a different take on how to manage the bear. So look like a mountain man. Still, I'm not quite, quite comfortable on him. Isn't it brown lay down, black run away and why kiss your ass goodbye? Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Our guest is comedian Shane Moss. And you say that you've, you're doing fewer drugs than in the past generally. Yeah, I have a, I have a variety of theme shows that I do. I'm currently wrapping Up a tour with a show about psychedelics. And ironically enough, I. It's the least amount of psychedelic I've done because they take too long. I, I'm on tour. I'm too busy during a psychedelic tour. I'm too busy to do psychedelics. Like LSD lasts for no shorter than 10 to 14 hours, which. Who has the time. Yeah. For that? Has someone developed a short form trip? You would think that there would be like a reader, like a Reader's Digest. I just never understood that. Like, I like naps way too much. That's. It's not appealing to me in any way. Isn't nitrous oxide kind of a quick version? Oh yeah. Version of. That's like a 30 second sort of sort of thing, I think. Widely associated with some brain damage. I associate it primarily with dental work, but that's interesting. Interesting. Once again, Shane Moss. And you've been living out of a kind of a camper van, is that correct? Yeah, yeah. I've been traveling everywhere with the camper van. It's nice. I had some car trouble on the way in. This is. I just had some. My, my solar panels weren't keeping up with the electrical or some. I left something on and got in this morning and it was. All of the electrical was dead, which. So like both, both your house and vehicle are dead at the same time. So I had to quick clear all of the food out of the refrigerator before heading in here today as my whole van smelled. Oh man. That had never happened before. It was a fun new one. We're going to check in with Christy Lee. Do you have anything that ties into. Well, we have. We were talking about drugs and partying and having a good time. Apparently alcohol free beer is gaining popularity at the famed Oktoberfest. At the Bavarian breweries brewery Weihenstaffen, non alcoholic wheat beer and lager now make up 10% of its volume. The increase mirrors the statistics for the rest of Germany's beer industry. At Oktoberfest, which kicked off over the weekend, all but two of the 18 large tents at the festival now offer alcohol free beer. This year also marks the first time an alcohol free beer garden has opened in Munich. All right, okay, so they have a alcohol. This seems so odd. Alcohol free beer good. Yeah. They can have fun and do the things. And yeah. Police in the UK say they have no leads in the hunt for the so called phantom booper. Oh, no. Operating around a seaside village, video footage has caught the suspect with toilet roll in hand. Really squatting down, defecating In a person's driveway in Camber, Sussex. According to the Sussex News, the individual keeps leaving unwanted deposits, if you will, behind. Is that at the same place? Apparently they're different places. Right. Pretty clear pictures of this guy. Yeah. Sussex police said we are aware of a video of a man allegedly defecating on private property in Gamber. Inquiries are ongoing and they're asking the public for help in identifying Phantom pooper. All right. What is that name? That's some psychological thing the guy's doing. Yeah, if it's not at the same place, it's not like he's mad at an ex or something. Yeah, because that would be reasonable. You play ding dong deuce with your ex. I, I, I, I don't. I don't like this. This Orwellian prophecy coming true. The 1984, where there's cameras everywhere. You can't even sneak a deuce on someone's property. It's a shame. It really is. Oh, God. Well, maybe the guy's just having his bathroom remodeled. And you think there's a sexual component to it. I don't know what there is. I do know that this happens in burglaries. What? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Ask a cop. Happened when my apartment. Guard, if you will, when my apartment was burglarized in New York City. There was a giant pile in the middle of them living room. Well, maybe he knew who he was robbing. Yeah, I'm totally serious, Pat. Do you have any poop songs? I got about 40 of them. Yeah, we got Shane here, though, so we can just go shake. So they're calling him, what is it? The Phantom Pooper. Okay, not the mad Shatter. I've always liked that one better. Do you have a song for us, Pat? I have lots of poop songs. Yeah, you just name one. But we have Shane here. Maybe he could chime in. Okay, trying to include your buddy because we love you. I love you too. How about the Australian poop thing with the tv? Remember that down in Australia we had the guy that was going all over the places pooping in the Australian gardens? Oh, yeah. I'd like to be jogging carefree and pooping an Aussie's garden by the street. Don't use a loo for the secret poo in an Aussies poopy garden. Watch your feet. Hey, look, that's me on the security tv. Hey, why don't you take a squat in an Aussies garden with me? I'd like to pee, drop a deuce or three and poop in an Aussie's garden by a tree Here we go. It would be warm Ooh, in a pointed form Fertilize your hedges make them green we will run and drop some trout How? Leaving little presents all around town hey, look, that's me. They're on Melbourne tv. Pooping in an Aussie's garden by the street oh, we're pooping in an Aussie's garden by the street thank you very much on behalf of the group, and I hope I pass the audition. Thank you very much. Very nice. Thank you. We're hanging out with comedian Shane Moss once again to get that. That kind of mountain man look that is fairly rare in comedy. I don't know if anyone else is affecting that. Yeah, I grew it out and I was like, you know, I'm gonna take this tour for one. Do you have a. After this tour, I'll do. I'll do beardless long hair, and then after that, beard, short hair, just to try all of them. Do you have a lady friend out there somewhere? Yeah, yeah. She's Susie. She's in. She's in New York City, and we met. She's been mostly traveling around with me, and. And that's. So She's. She likes the whole look. Yeah. Yeah. She. Actually. She's never seen me any other way, so. Wow. I don't. She's seen old pictures of me. It's weird. No. What's her thing? Is she, like hairy armpits? You don't have to get into. No. You don't mean. For herself. I don't know how much. Assuming she also sort of has a. Like a hippie kind of. You remember what you were saying about seniors? You're not completely off. She doesn't have hairy armpits. She's. She's got a little bit fun. A little bit. Sure. Okay. All right. Very good. Very good. You know, Christy, did you ever try, you know, going all natural? No, no, no, no. Always. Always what? You've always shaved? Oh, yeah, Always. Now, does your lady friend shave her legs? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Does yours? Birds of a feather. Absolutely. I. Absolutely. He insists on it. No, no, no, no. I don't insist. I just. I. I'm in the shower and I see all that, the stuff. The Museum of Female History of Shampoo, the. You know, between. Because between my daughters, my shower has all kinds of stuff in it. Long hair is a nightmare. I will say the beard is easy. I don't. I don't have to do anything special. You don't put beard oil in there. A little bit here and there. A little conditioner. But long hair is an absolute nightmare. I. It looks great, though. It does look great. Thanks. All the guys are jealous because. Very jealous. Yeah. It's luxurious. The color and the thickness. Well, sometimes you see a guy with long hair and you're like. Like, oh, yeah, that's. Yours really does look great. And you keep it. Apparently it's washed and. Yeah, apparently it's relatively. Relatively bug. Yeah. But I didn't know you, like. I had never done this before, so when I first had it, it was. I didn't know you're, like, supposed to brush it regularly or whatever. I washed every. But I didn't realize, like, the clumps of every. Like, it gets real. It gets tangled. It gets very tangled over time. Use that spritz. What's that stuff called, like that? Detangler. Detangler. Yeah. I've used that on my daughters. I don't know what that. Oh, sure. Detanglers. What is called. Okay, some said some funny name. Yeah, I. I don't. I don't care for the. The. The hair is a pain. I'm. I'm not sure. I'm. I'm totally sold on the long hair, but I'm at least finishing this tour with it. It's a. It's a lot of maintenance. Do you wear it back most of the time? I kind of. Like. Yeah, I wear it back just because it's. It's easier. I thought the man bun was officially over. I haven't seen one at the restaurant. The restaurant that I go to, which chick calls. What is it again? Sorry for both. Sorry to bother you. I. I always found man buttons to be peculiar before. I had. For sure. I've always liked them. I'm sorry. No, you have always. Yes. You know, because I travel a lot. I go to, like, Boulder, Colorado, and be like, this is too many man buns. Like every other baker's dozen of man. I totally get the judgment. I've. I've had it myself. But it is just easier than sure. When you came in, it looked like, oh, yeah, this is form over. Over function or whatever the hell. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it looked like it was necessary. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you met this lady with that look? Yeah. You know, we were all. We. We were all aware of Shane's current appearance, and we were all saying, I wonder how much time Tom will spend on his beard and his hair. And you're. You're exceeding expectations. Let me ask you this. What was the. What Was the nature of your first encounter with her? Was this one of those Internet things or were you standing in a street corner and she put a dollar in your pouch? How do you like that homeless joke? She has a, she has a, she has, she has an event space in New York City and I, I did a show at their, their venue and they had a, they had an extra room to rent for a couple weeks while I was in the area doing shows. And that's how we met. Oh, nice. Nice. That's sweet. Now that's a meet cute. See at the event space. Yeah, I'm, I, let's put it this. If you're in one of those Hallmark movies. Movies. Here we go. Josh. My mom watches Hallmark mark movies nine months out of the year. How would you cast him in a Hallmark movie? Oh, is he as the romantic lead? No, it's something, I'm not sure he would be the romantic lead. There'd have to be a haircut 10, 15 minutes in, I would think. I think it's the guy like maybe used to have some stuff going on and then gave up, have fell on some hard times or something like this. I, I, I think, I think my story arc. Yeah. Is that you, you, you straighten it out. You know, been drinking too much, waking up and that. But then things are too important and you have to, and then you got to like shave the day. I like that moment in the, in the movies where all they had to do was shave the whole time and then they just completely lost. Dad with millions and millions of dollars comes back and says, oh, son, you guys, so good to see you. You guys are wandering into Lifetime movie territory now. When you have substance abuse and those kind of harder things, that's Lifetime. Oh, you can play. You could be like, they're usually Christmas related. He could be the ghost of the adult Jesus coming back to the creche. What do you think there's like a live nativity? I think there's a sacrilegious aspect there that Hallmark would want to avoid. Okay. Sorry. Right now. I, I just been putting out the feelers to get cast at as a reincarnated. We are coming right back on this Friday morning, more of the best of the Bob and Tom show with our good friend Greg Han. He's in studio in just a minute here on the Bob and Tom Show. Bob and to gotta freshen up my coffee. Gotta read my email from 9 to 10. It's all penciled and I'm cutting my fingernails. Hey, eatin a jelly donut. That's Just one of my perks Everybody's doing it Screwin around at work oh when I'm not on the phone wheeling and dealing I see how many pencils I can stick into the ceiling Gotta check out that new I heard she's a flirt maybe she'd be up for screwing around at work. Carry around some folders, shuffle around some papers I just spent two hours adjusting my screensaver Gotta put you on hold sir, your call's important to me. It will be ignored in the order it was received. Oh, I'm a model employee I always clean the glass When I I finish making photocopies of my ass I brown hose the bosses. Yes sir, yes ma'am, I'm not apathetic I just don't give a damn cause I'm screwing around at work all right, I'll never hear those ending chord welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. This is Christopher here on a Friday morning. The gang is back in here live in studio week from Monday. Happy new year to everyone. Comedian Greg Hahn was here Several times in 2024 and here's one of them. Big time guest and more guests coming up. Yes. My goodness. Would you say big doings? I think I would. I think I would say big doings today. You ever said big doings, Tom? Hey kids, we got big doings. Big doings tonight, kids. I like it. I can't, I can't imagine. Dunes. The, the sleeping bear dunes of course. In northern Michigan. My favorite spot. Wow, Michigan, you say? We have a comedian. Greg Hahn has joined us. Mr. Hahn is a distinguished, distinguished alum of the United States Marine Corps. Very fine comedian. And I got a new thing to do now. When you're at a restaurant with a girl on a nice date. Yes. The guy will come up and say, be careful, the plate is hot. Don't touch the plate. I'm like she's hot but I'm gonna touch her. Woo. Come on. I love it. Everyone, everyone loves it. That's right. Everybody loves people surrounding tables, cheering and I'm sure she's thrilled. Yeah. Oh yeah. When I meet a girl I like to get down on one knee. When I meet the girl. Oh yeah. Would you like to be worked into the rotation? I put her in my phone answering thing, you know what I mean? If this is Lisa, press 1. Tiffany press 2. Dominica Marque Ocho. Hey, God 1. There you are. Nice to see you. Is that 1G or 2G? I don't know. All right. Hey, you got the real hair. That looks nice. Godwin looks Good man. I'm still using the bird's eye maple. Witness protection 22 bozo six. Looks good. Looks good. It's a homebrew. You're starting to look more like the guy in the Sopranos that had the white side walls. Yeah, remember that? Walnuts. Yeah. Oh, his hair. Yeah. Remember? No, I don't think he does, but okay. Yeah, look at that. Look. You see with a white. You gotta, you gotta go in and get it touched up. You know what, what am I thinking? It's identical. Let's check in with Christy Lee. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's happening? Authorities in Arizona have arrested a man accused of crawling underneath cars at a car wash. Is that wrong? In order to look at women's feet? According to az, he's looking in the wrong place. I think I it. You have to wait for the explanation. It's extremely confusing. All right. It's not at the. I'll tell you this, it's not during the washing process. It's while the women are vacuuming. You know, the ones where you can go to the self service vacuum stalls. So he goes under their cars and as they're going around the cars vacuuming inside, he's just staring at their feet. Apparently this happened at the Superstar car wash where police were investigating three instances of a man allegedly crawling under women's cars, as Tom said, while they were vacuuming. Surveillance cameras reportedly captured the 28 year old suspect in the act. Jesse Johnson has now been arrested and apparently had several times before been arrested in Nebraska for a similar crime. He reportedly admitted to officers there that he is sexually attracted to women's feet and at times cannot control his sexual desires. He was arrested on charges of voyeurism and disorderly conduct in Arizona. You don't understand. I really like it. Oh, there's, it's. If you keep the description. One of the women goes, she's vacuuming her car. All of a sudden you think about this, you're kind of bent over, door open, she looks down and there's a head poking out. Terrified her. And I mean. And she goes, she's having nightmares. I mean, can you imagine how weird this is? Wouldn't have nightmares, it'd just be weird. Well, her lawyers are telling her, hey, you had nightmares. Exactly, they hurt your neck. I mean, how crazy. You would think especially in Arizona, everybody's wearing sandals anyway, it'd be easy to look at feet. But he wanted to get right down. It also said later on in the article, all the women in question were wearing either sandals or flip flops. Yeah, see, that's what I mean. So is this. Here's. I guess my question is, is this guy actively enjoying this, if you know what I'm saying? Oh, that's a good question. Or taking it home. Or is he. Is this for his spank bank or is he taking photographs? Right, right. But it's such a sort of peculiar way to do it. It'd be really hard because you could just walk around and see their feet in any. Right, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. But he wants to get eye level. He wants to get ground level, so he can really be. And also, I assume, the specific. What's the word? Specificity. Specificity. That's the one in English. Isn't anyone worried about him being run away over. Well, the cars are parked. Well, but when I just have to leave, get a job at a shoe store. Yeah, that's. But I have. I think it's the fact. I think it's the fact that he is doing it stealthily that is the appeal. Right. That they don't know he's doing. Here's the problem with getting a job at a shoe store. You got to deal with guys, too. And he just wants the. You know, you can't be like, hey, I can't help you. I'm only helping these women. There's a big, like, box shoe store around here, and occasionally you go in there and there will be men, like, hovering around in the women's shoes. It's kind of creepy. You don't think they're shopping for their girls? No. What if they're. Maybe they're. Maybe they have a transvestite act or something? That would make sense. But. No, that would make sense. These guys don't appear to. I'm not being critical. I mean, if. Hey, whatever you're doing, it could be harmless. Maybe they're just whacking in some shoes. I love that song, Whacking in Some Shoes. Remember Whacking in Some Shoes? Didn't we find out that foot fetish is the number one fetish? Right? Yeah. Yeah. But this one's up there. This one is really odd. And. Yeah, I kind of agree with Chick. Couldn't you get really badly hurt? You think so? You think? Yeah. At least hit your head on a muffler. Yeah, it's worth it. I mean. Hey, buddy, while you're down there, change the oil and don't steal my catalytic converter. Yeah. Do you think he has a special outfit so that if he Gets oil stains. It doesn't. He doesn't get bummed out. You think he carries one of those little car things that he slides underneath the car? I hope he's just zipping around the parking lot, in and out of cars. Wow. He crawls under the car while she's vacuuming her car. Yeah. Don't you see the guy getting down? Don't you see him walking up to your car and getting underneath? No, I think her head's down. I think it's sad side. I would kill him immediately. I think it said, if I'm not mistaken, he would park next to them and then when they would start vacuuming, he would then go crawl underneath. Wow. You know, I sort of respect the go get of the go get, go getter attitude this guy has, but with all these fetishes. I've mentioned this many times before. I remember reading about a guy in. In it was either Wisconsin or Minnesota, and his thing was horses. And they caught him towing with a. In a. He was towing with a Volkswagen Bug he had. Or something. He had a rig that he had welded together to. To sadly, to restrain the horse so he could do what he wanted to do. So this is something that this guy spent a lot of time thinking, getting ready for. And so, I mean, I don't know if there's. If this. If this under the car thing is common or if this is just a very unusual, creative way to do it. I mean, with the Internet these days, you think there'd be. There's probably a website for this. Of course, only fans thing up shoes. Yeah, but apparently he. This isn't one of those upskirt things where he wanted to look up, right? No, it's just. It's the feet. I ain't interested in anything above the feet. Greg, you like a foot? Feet are fine. Sure. Girl with a nice foot. I mean, I'm not a nut, you know what I mean? Right, right. But you don't know. No one's calling. You got pretty feet. Nice feet. I like gigantic feet. All right. Big fuzzy feet on a girl. I don't like that. Sounds like you might have a bird there. Big fuzzy. You're not into. What would it be? Padia abration. There's something in there. The poor girl has gigantic feet. I always think like, oh, oh, come on, man. What's gigantic now? Like a seven, a nine? I don't know. Just a big foot. Like a 12. You're walking through the grocery store, she's wearing sandals with a great big foot. Excommunicado. Dominica. I understand that you, Greg Han, keep yourself hidden. Recently. Recently had to break up with a woman. How did that go? D. How did it go? What's this? P. How's it got. I believe it was done rather swiftly with text messages. Yeah. So that's how you do it. Eight years. Good run. I'm out. Send blocked. One more hour to go on this Friday morning's Bob and Tom show. Some sexy superheroes coming up and Greg Warren. But next it's Ally Breen with sexy time here on the Bob and Tom show. The Bob and Tom. Welcome to a Friday morning Bob and Tom show. This is Christopher and the Bob and Tom studios. Here's a segment from 2024 with comedian Ally Breen and sexy time. Willie G. Is sitting next to Aly. Howdy. Which means. Oh, wait a minute. He's in the ice box. There's bread for you. You're in Pat's room. Pat's sick today, so you're in the. Oh, that's good. Just have me breathe into the same thing that breathe while he's sick. And by the way, the lighting in there, you look really ghostly with your. Yeah, I'm very pale, so I thought it was just me, so I'm glad to know that. One more break and I'll just be broadcasting from the parking lot. You want to be on the show or not? Now, do we have Ali Breen? There we go. Oh, isn't she pretty? There's Allie Breen in New York City. Yes, Ally. Hi, Ally. How are you? Yeah, Ally is. Once again, we like to talk to women on our show like they're toddlers. Hi, honey. How are you? Aren't you pretty? Yeah. Now that's great. Look at you in an apartment. It's big girl time, Josh. In the big city. Way city. Interestingly enough, we went from Brett to Hu, who is as white as white can be to the very, very white blonde. Alley green. I was gonna say I could give Bren Renfer's money on paleness. Yeah. Now, Ally is also found on OnlyFans. A l l I B is where you'll find her. And how's that going, by the way? It's been fun. I. I just got rid of a whole bunch of old underwear, so that's gonna clean out the drawers situation. Yeah. You haven't been stalked or attacked? No stockings or attackings. That's good. Ali, how many pair of underwear would you say that you've sold? I guess like 12. Yes. And how much a piece? 100 bucks. Nice. You're gonna have to raise prices so you still have underwear to actually wear. And Ali, I'm still waiting for mine. I did select the expedited shipping option. They were supposed to be here yesterday, so I don't know know what that is. Sounds like problem in shipping. Well, it's like a problem in shipping. I mean, at this point I'm gonna have to buy a regular filter for my CPAP machine. I thought I got. Now did you get specific instructions like, hey, I'd like some game worn, I'd like some clean. I'd like some. Yeah, that's what's coming in now is that's why there's a lull sometimes because people want two day wear. Okay. Some gym workout. Yes. Hey, don't judge. And you're. You're an honest person. You give them their money's worth. Yeah, yeah, I'll do what they ask. Exactly. It's not. I mean, if it was anything crazy, but so far that's not too crazy to me. Right. This is the beauty of America. They don't ask for specific like cotton or silk or color or anything like that. Color? Yes. Color requests. I don't care what fabric material. Material doesn't matter so long as they're skid marked to hell. Thanks, Josh. Popular colors that people request. Yes. Pink is the most common, which I thought was a girl color, but guys like pink panties. I've never had pink underwear in my life. I hope this is as close as I get to a porn site actually running one. Honestly, the way the show works, people send letters to Ellie. We try to help them with their love lives, such as they are, and romance, and we call it sexy time. Let's get to our first letter. Have you got. Dear Ally, my boyfriend wants us to be exclusive so we can stop using condoms. I do want to be exclusive, but I also still want to use condoms. He said. Well, then I obviously don't want to be exclusive and I'm probably with other people. Is he just gaslighting me here to make me not use them or is that really what guys think? So is this not a birth control issue then? Right, she needs to explain. Well, she doesn't need to be on birth control. Maybe explaining to him why. Why she still wants him to wear condoms would be. Would. Would assuage his. He's a little paranoid though. Yeah, sounds like it. Or he is maybe gaslighting just trying to get her to go his way. I love that the person who wrote in was dating Vince McMahon because he loves Monday Night raw. Well, let's just move. Let's get to our next letter. Ally. Oh, geez. Sorry. Sorry. There's no answer to that. First, you ruined. Yeah, Fred, what are you doing a joke during this sentence? I'm sorry. Dear Ally, my boyfriend really likes to drink on the weekends, but in a really fun way. Like, he's always the life of the party and we have a great time, but then when we get home, he always tries to have sex before we go to bed, and it's so drunk and sloppy, and it never works. I literally spend a half hour tugging on his Silly Putty until he finally passes out. There's a visual. Will it make him mad or hurt his ego if I just tell him how disgusting it is and how much I hate it? Or should I just make a sober sex only T shirt to wear that night? Well, no, that won't work. You don't have to tell him how disgusting it is. Just tell him you don't like it and don't want to do it. Yeah, exactly. Don't use the word Silly Putty. Well, if that's what it is. She's dealing with the whiskey D. So it's like, what are you going to do? Just. It's a limp noodle. It's just sad. Yeah. Awkward. Yeah. Tell him you don't like it. Does a guy enjoy that? Like, do you guys. Are you just not aware of what's happening when that's the case, does it still feel good when it's all noodley? I don't think it's. It sounds like it's not working. It sounds like. He probably wouldn't remember anyway. Yeah, I mean, there's not a lot of logic happening at that time when you're. That maybe he wouldn't notice. Just keep a discreet dollop of mayonnaise handy. Good job, honey. You finished. Nice work. Yeah, and then just letting them let him pass out for sad idiots with a jar of mayonnaise next to the bed. Confused. Yeah, you got to make sure you put the mayo back in the fridge, because it'll go bad. We've all made that mistake. The bedroom mayo goes bad. You wanted to bring it to room temperature at least. Okay, next. Dear Allie, my husband works and I take care of the house and kids. I dress in sweats, and for my birthday, he bought me lingerie when what I really needed was a new dishwasher. I know women get mad when husbands aren't romantic, but I'm feeling the exact opposite. What am I supposed to do? Wear Victoria's Secret while I hand wash the dishes. Yes, that's what he wants to see. No, just communicate with your. Yeah, tell him yes. I shouldn't have to tell him. He should just know. Well, did you ask him? Were you, like, hey, I'm serious. I straight up really want this dishwasher. Otherwise, could you maybe do it instead of me? Because I hate it. Yeah. If a guy's going for romance, maybe jewelry over lingerie, because the lingerie is for the guy more than the girl. Well, but it sounds like he wants to see her in something besides sweats. Maybe wants her to make a little bit of a. An effort. Effort. Yeah. I mean, that's Homer Simpson giving Marge a bowling ball. That says Homer on it. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Well, don't we all buy gifts for our significant others that we really want for ourselves? Brent. That's right. Hey, baby, I love you. Here's a copy of Mario Party for mine and. All right. What do you think? I don't know. I'm confused about this one a little bit. No. Yeah, you just got to say things like, hey, how. You know, but if you do that, you can't come back in the guy and go, well, it wasn't very romantic getting me a dish. Well, of course not. But it doesn't sound like she's the type of woman to do that. She sounds fairly practical. I mean, he could do both. Laundry is not that expensive. He could throw both of them in the birthday. Yeah, you know, gift bowl seems greedy to me. Open up the dishwasher to just hang in there. That'd be nice. Okay, let's move on. What else have we got? Clean cups. Dear Ally, I broke up with a serious girlfriend over 10 years ago for somebody else. I definitely broke her heart, and I don't think she ever recovered. Now I'm single again, and she's been married for a few years, but I can't help but think that I made a mistake in breaking up with her. I think she'd take me back in a minute, and I think maybe we're actually meant to be. Should I go for it? Oh, she's married to someone else. What is your problem? Why do you want to ruin her life? Yeah, go ahead and ruin a family. I'm that important, she'd probably leave everything for me. I mean, come on. Yeah, man, I, I. Yeah. Boy, you got you, you. Oh, geez. You know what you did? You have a real issue there. And you, you wrote us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a problem. I say put on some. Put on some women's lingerie and take her dishwasher. What were you going to say? Ali? I hope he does try. That she's not into it at all. That she could be like, are you kidding? Why would I take you back? Like it might just be in his head that he thinks she's been pining for him for that many years. She's married. What is that going to do, though? I know, I know. I. I don't think you should satisfy me. He would. Yeah, you know what? I. Ali, I'm on your side. That'd be great if she could turn him down. Oh, no. Leave this lady. Leave him on. Leave this lady alone. Then get her husband closure for her. Yeah, that she could be like, ew. Like that pixie duff wore us off a long time ago. I don't want you back. I got out. Pixie dust. I like that term. Never heard that before. Maybe send us some really inappropriate, very personal pictures. Oh, there you go. That's a good idea. You would get an answer at some point. Yeah, but anonymously. Recognize this? You've been missing this, haven't you? Yeah. No. It's going a little gray around the base. Gray around the base? Yeah. Next. All right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. None of us like the necks. I like Case. It's a radio show. You don't work at a bakery. Dear Ally, my ex husband is in full midlife crisis. He's got the sports car, the young girlfriend, everything. I think he thinks he looks cool, but I want him to know that everyone is actually laughing at him. How do I hammer this in? Know because I'm a nice person. I want him to know how ridiculous he looks. Just doing him a favor. I can't imagine he'd have someone else read the first section. What was the first line again? He's in full midlife crisis. The thing is, he knows. He knows what he's doing. Of course, when he drives his 20 year old girlfriend to a pit bull con concert and he's not a fan of Pitbull, he knows exactly what's happening every day of his life. You don't need to remind him. Just let him live his life. Plus, it's working. You're irritated and you hate it and he's winning. Yeah, Altman's right. Don't let him win. Don't do anything. Live your life. You're just. He's thinking, oh, she's just jealous. I'm so fabulous, you know? Yeah. Let him be that way. Send him some inappropriate genital Photographs. Yes, of course. It's a little, little more gray around the edges. Thank you. I would imagine there are many of the Library of Congress there. Public domain. That was interesting. Shall we move on? Yeah. Next. Oh, there we go. Dear Ally, I have been dating a guy with two kids for nine months. I just met the kids for the first time and they suck. Oh, they are six and eight and they clearly don't want anything to do with me either. Either. It's so hard to meet someone and he's so great. So I really don't know what to do. Is military school still a thing? Okay. She met the kids one time. They're six and eight. You cannot judge them. What do you mean? Nobody changes from time. They're six or eight. Actually, I'm gonna do a little judging. You suck. Let this guy have fun with his kids. That's crazy. You're mad at a six year old and an eight year old, right? Their lives have been upended by a divorce and now you come in and they're supposed to like you right away. That is not even fathomable. You've got to give them some time. That's crazy. In any given day, on any given day, any six or eight year old is going to go either way in any kind of. Hi, how are you, sir? This is very new and confusing for them. Right. And you have to be the adult here and know and give them time. Give them as much space. Right. And a lot of really expensive toys because that will help you buy their love. Yeah, absolutely. That is funny. I wouldn't do that at all though. You don't let them come to you eventually. Just, you know, say hi, be nice to them, that's all. You have to take the high road. You'll be surprised. I do like if she went into Disney villain mode where she was like military school. Yeah, I know. That's like the, that's so. That's like the cliche. It's like after one year, after, they're not gonna like anybody their dad brings home right away. No kid's gonna do that. It'd be one thing if they're like 15 and 17. They're like being a jerk. How mean can a 6 year old be? You want to take this one, Tom? Not mother. Our good friend comedian Greg Warren is coming up in just a minute. Don't want to miss that. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hope you're having a nice Friday welcome in the weekend. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom Studios. The best of the Bob and Tom show is going on. Here's a segment from 2024 with our Good friend, comedian Greg Warren. We have our good friend comedian Greg Warren, the man behind the Warren Report. And I. Now, I was asking you earlier if you had an emergency merchandise. When you're on tour, you don't. And you don't sell anything after the shows. I sell the opener stuff. I push there. Good for you. That's nice. Again, in your, in your years as a comedian, what have been some of the finest things you've seen people sell? The comics get up there, try to get some gas money. What is. Well, you know, the best thing I saw after a show, it was Greg Warren and Bob Zany. It was a double headliner show and Greg decided to start giving away Bob Zany CDs to who would ever walk up for free. For free? Yeah. And furious. Bob was really, really angry. It's funny, Greg, is that what you think? Yeah. I never seen. I've never seen Bob angry, for starters, but this was this. He was going to kill Greg because Bob is one of those guys that he's not there to do the comedy show so much as he is to sell merch. Absolutely. It's very important. It is very important. Did you, you hear Josh's story about a strip club? I believe it was in SA. Yeah, near St. Louis. And the guy in the bathroom made a fortune selling barbecue sauce, his own homemade barbecue sauce. Wasn't that right? One of the bathroom attendants. No, yeah, yeah, I've been to Sajay. Yeah. This was at Diamond Cabaret, and he worked in the bathroom and he sold his own barbecue sauce. He had a couple different flavors. I'd like to get over there. That's great. I don't know if he's still there. I mean, that was a while ago. Giant barbecue fan, you know that, right, Josh? Yeah, yeah. You like the barbecue? I go probably twice a week or three times. I try to go anywhere. I'm in and out of town. Here's my. One thing. The only complaint about barbecue restaurants is they're a little smug when they run out of stuff. Like they're almost proud of it. You know, it's like, oh, oh, you want. You want ribs at 1:30. Wait, you ought to get here a lot earlier to get those ribs. You can't. You can't walk up in here at 1:30, 30 asking. For real. We run out. We run out of ribs every day around 11:45. When we run out, we sell out. Well, maybe you guys should make some more. I see Your sign there says you've been open since 1974. I would think in that time frame you guys would got a little better handle on the demand for your product. You're supposed to, you're a store, you have stuff, you're supposed, you, you, you sell it, you're supposed to have it. You know, you don't see the pharmacies like diabetes medicine. I mean you can't walk in here at 10:30 asking for diabetes medicine. We run out around 8:00 every morning. You could show up tomorrow early. If you're still alive. You might be able to come in actually sadly. Know something that's true now is it? Yeah, yeah, that's a thing. Oh yeah, that is so funny. Yeah, they're, they're that and they're a little braggadocious. Like they all have those like trophies in there. Like about all the barbecue competitions they've won. How many of you guys have been to a barbecue competition right now? Okay, no, I know they've, everybody in this room's become a joke ruiner with truth and facts. But it's, it, you know what I mean though? They're all over the, and they're pointless. Here's the thing. Like I'm, I walked into your restaurant. There's a 99.9% chance I'm going to eat like, like this is what it is. And here's the thing, if I like it, I'm going to come back and eat some more or I'm going to order some more. If it's bad, I'm not going to go. Well, they did win Ribbling rivalry five. I mean, I, I, this is on me. I obviously don't understand how to taste things, so I'll just, I'll just have some more. Yeah, I love those rib fest. Get to try different kinds of ribs. You ever been to one? He just said that he hadn't been to one. No, and it's, the thing is like, and they're all, they never talk about when they did poorly in those competitions. Some sort of thing. Well, yeah, yeah, we won best. Best ribs 2011, 12, 14, 15. Wait a minute. What happened in like, wait, yeah, tell me that, tell me that. Well, Bob got drunk and forgot to put sauce on the ribs and it was an embarrassment. I be okay. You learned from the losses. Well, yeah, I love this. They used to have that traveling rib fest. They have all those great bands and people just eat ribs and. What great bands? Oh, they had that Beatles cover band. You know what I'm talking, talking about ace rock bands. Sebastian Bach 38 Special was that one. But people just eat the ribs and throw them in the ground. So after, like, the first act's over, it's like you're in the movie the Killing Fields Cat. Like the pull pot stew. There we go. Greg, I know that you're a seasoned pro, as they say. You've been doing comedy, you've lived in New York, you've lived in Los Angeles. Yeah, I pointed that out to Chick earlier that I lived in New York. He said, done the. You've done television. You've got a couple great specials out there. Where the corn. Excuse me? I was gonna say where the corn is green. Sorry. Where the field corn grows. Where the corn is green. That might be a better time. The salesman. I believe that's a movie. And. But still, as I've often said, even at his peak, Tiger woods took lessons. Here it comes. In the world of golf. And had a swing coach. You might need a joke coach. And here he is. That was all just. Yeah, every morning. He just made that up. You know, I was doing checks yesterday. Doing what? Checks. I was writing checks. Oh, writing checks. Okay, sir. Oh, that's right. You still write checks, don't you? Open my electric bill and my water bill at the same time. I was shocked. Like it. Josh. Josh didn't get the joke. What a dummy. He doesn't understand. I bet on my drive home I'll get it and laugh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Pretend you don't know what it's talking about. No. Yeah. You know, electricity, water. Yeah, Yeah, I could have done that. Okay, good. I don't get my bills. I don't. I. I get them online. I pay my bills electronically. So this is no merit. No merit to that. So this is denying the premise, which that is what this show does now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't label all of us that way. I'm going to. It's not the show. You're saying. You're saying there's Chick. You're saying there's one guy that's more of a premise killer than others. I think there might be guy or girl. The number one is Ace. Ace will kill most premises honest persons. Yeah, that's what everybody's. What are you doing in here? Why don't we do this? I just don't understand how a reverend And. And I've never seen that. That's. That's what happens. Wait a minute. So the horse walks into a bar. So how very unlikely. How does he. It. How does he get in the door and then he talks. Hors don't talk. What is that joke where they go, why? With a long face? And he goes, my wife just died. Yeah. My buddy Mork had a. He. He changed that joke, too. So Horse walks into a bar. Horse walks into a bar. Bar says, why the long face? Horse goes, my wife just died. He put truth. Truth to the sand. Wow. It was rough, right? See? Yes. Yeah. Now, did you ever have to. In the course of your career, did you, like, ever pretend that you were, say, married so you could have a joke? Or did you have a joke about a family member that was deceased, but you kept it in as if they weren't just. There may have been a few of those things, like. But I try to be somewhat truthful. But, yeah, there's a little convenience. Yeah, there's some convenience that I'll. You know, if it starts with truth, you can sort of move a few things together. I think in some cases. I kind of like it when guys do really dated material. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I like those guys. Michael Jackson's back in the news. No, he sure isn't. Is that a premise killer? Someone in the audience goes, that's a good one, though. I don't think he is. Or the political stuff. It's really, really dated. Tell you what. That Alvin Barkley. What? Hello, Alvin Barkley. Nobody knows who that is. That's the premise of the joke. Joke, you see, that no one knows who it is. Again, we. This room has four or five comedy black holes. And if a joke is a spaceship, I mean, you have to maneuver. It is. This job has gotten impossible for the guests. You think you could publish something to let them know you know what? To avoid those. I'd like to see that. Josh. You find that it makes you better, though, when you're doing comedy without a defense. Do you find that this is. Is improving it when you. No, no, no. This has hurt me comedically and emotionally and physically. Physically. Alvin Barkley. Away over there. Alvin Barkley was born in 1877. Whoa. See that? The joke was using dated materials. Of course. Of course. But no, that's too dated. Like a dinosaur walks into a bar. He died in 1956. Gosh. Old age. Heart attack. He predated me. Oh. He went to Oxford College, University of Virginia. Oxford in college would be an Iowa. Right. Okay, well, I'm sorry. Let's get back to the last words of Alvin Barkley. That's a thing. Student leaders behind him were applauding and laughing at the Mention of a squelched head heckler. Two minutes later, the senator was dead. My goodness. Collapsing after uttering his now famous last words. I would rather be a servant in the house of the Lord than sit in the seat of the mighty. He said that before he died? Right before. Okay. Wow. Now you got something. Yeah. Did that get a laugh? No. Did it get heckled? Okay, I'm sorry. Christy Lee's at the news desk. What's going on over there? Vermont has agreed to pay $175,000 to settle a lawsuit on behalf of a man who was charged with a crime for giving a state trooper the middle finger. Flipped him the bird. In 2018, Gregory Bombard was stopped by Trooper Jay Riggin, who believed Bombard had showed him the middle finger. Bombard denied that, but said he did curse and display the middle finger once the initial stop was concluded. No, no, it was over. It was over. But he was stopped again. Again. And arrested for disorderly conduct. The ACLU of Vermont sued on his behalf, arguing that Bombard's First Amendment rights were violated following an unnecessary traffic stop and retaliatory arrest. Under the settlement, the state agreed to pay him $100,000 and $75,000 to the ACLU of Vermont, as well as the foundation for Individual Rights and Expression for legal fees. Vermont troopers are going to be getting flipped off a lot. It seems a little high. It's worth it to shut up the aclu. They used to do good work. Card carrying member, don't you think? You know what? I'm not surprised. I mean, shouldn't they at least be allowed to tase the guy or something? What? I kind of. Just for flipping them off, you know, for the 175,000. Hey, look, you can ask the money. We're going to get the tape. Because you're being such a dick. You know? Come on. I'm. I'm. I'm. Like I said, card carrying member of the aclu, but I. This is ridiculous. You can't flip off cops. Just don't. Don't flip off anybody while they're at work. There's no reason. Yeah, exactly. Just this guy's doing his job and you're giving him a hard time. People all the time in this room. We're at work. Oh, we're working together. Cops at work, they can flip off each other. The ACLU gave up on us a long time ago. Not that speech, chick. You have an elaborate method of giving someone the finger. Do you know you actually crank it? Crank. Turn it up. Oh, yeah. Want Me. Can you hear this? Want me to turn it up? See what else? Read between the. You got something in your pocket there. You got something in your pocket. What do you got? Is it your phone or a cone? Here it is. Oh, yeah. Yes. Do you ever do. When you were a kid, Greg, Lauren. Did you ever do a thing where you slam the door and you do the double. The double rotating bird? Yeah. You're so pissed at your parents, right? Yeah. Yeah. But I. Yeah, I said. Said some terrible things. I'm the judge. 175k seems a little high. It's a lot. How about zero? How about. How about you're going to jail? You flipped off a cop. Yeah. Or you pay a ticket or whatever the hell. Yeah. Yeah. There's a punishment. Yeah. Don't you think my solution is better? If you want the check, these officers get to tase you. I do like that. I like giving them the. The. The choice. The satisfaction. Okay. Hey, buddy. Nowhere to get flipped off all the time now. It's the old casino rule. You can leave with the hammer and the money or you can just leave. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait. Somebody's betting hammers. Yes. I don't understand. What a fun morning. It was really, really something. You hate the aclu. You hate us. There's a song about that, right? Path. A song about if I Had a hammer. It was okay for 20 minutes, right? Remember those 20 minutes? It was on the row. But you know something? I. I don't understand that song. If I Had a Hammer. Never got that. You're going to hammer out danger and warning and the love between your brothers and your sister. How does. How do you do that? Are you trying to fish for a song from Pat? No, he's not. I'm trying to ask someone to explain that dumb song to me. I had a hammer, I'd hammer out a warning. Oh, I'd hammer out a. I'd hammer out. Would you. Would you rather have a pen? Hammer in the morning. You have a hammer. You have a bell, you have a song. The hammer of justice. The bell of freedom. Hammered out danger. You. But how. You have the tools to do something. You should use it. Exactly. Right. Yeah. And it's a spiritual illusion to Jesus the carpenter. I don't think so. I don't pick. I don't pick. I know you guys wouldn't, like, screw my name, you know, stuff like that. No, no. That's not a premise. Not a premise at all. As a friend of ours once said. You ever notice. You ever notice in the Bible that, you know, Jesus is out there working, and then all of a sudden, he keeps stopping and work and. And, you know, gathering these crowds around, talking for a couple hours. And then the guy goes, yeah, apparently Jesus worked for the city. That's a classic. Well, let's say. What are they. It's. They're saying, like, instead of using a hammer for violence, you'd use it to do good stuff. It takes too much work. I like songs that tell you what they're going to do. Like that one about picking up the scrubs and. No throwing your microphone. I'm not going to let him pick her up. No. No, nothing. Yeah. Didn't you hate V music? Come on, admit it. Not necessarily. Really? I mean, as a kid. Yeah. My mom would always play. She recorded, like, those Peter, Paul and Mary concerts on channel. On. On the PBS. Yeah. Channel 9. Yeah. And she would play them a lot, and we'd be like, mom, we just want to watch cartoons. We had Peter, Paul and Mary posters in our basement still down there. Wow. You dated that? That looked just like. Go, Greg Young. Mary Travers. And then my favorite. The hot Russian girl. My favorite part about that story was he would. There was a bunch of us standing there, and he says that to Greg. And then he stands there like, we're all going to go, Tom, you're right. Yeah. And nobody knew who Mary Travers was. It was great saying. I would hear, hang down your head, Tom, don't. I'd start looking for a noose. Tom. Did you ever hear the story about. What was her name, Greg? Anna. Anna. She was very funny. She was legitimately funny. She got you. You know how you see in the back of minivans, the little sticker figures of families and adults? And she got you one. It was just me. It was just a man. But Greg was telling me that you had spilled some Fritos in your car because that was one of your favorite road snacks. Yeah. And there were a lot of Fritos. I was coming home late. It was all over it. And she got in the car and she said, what is with all the Fritos? I blamed it on Josh. I go, ah, Josh was eating. She's. She. And she goes, josh Arnold. Not for a second did she doubt it, but she always referred to me as Josh Arnold. Yeah. I got. It was. It was terrible. And you were on the gig with me. So she's like, what is all this? I was like, josh was eating Fritos on away. She's like, josh Arnold, we'll wrap things up here in Just a minute with some sexy superheroes. You definitely don't want to miss that. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Looking forward to a nice weekend. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios, and this is the Bob and Tom show for a Friday. Wind things up today with some sexy superheroes and some beach poop tents. What else? Hello, Tom. You're right back to. You're right back to it, huh? Hating us. That's good. Hey, Christy. Yes, sir? If your husband was being very sweet and romantic, he said, you know, Christy, I just want you to know that you send me. Would you think that was a sweet thing to say? I go, what are you listening to, 50s music? Yeah. Why did people say that? I don't know. Send you where? She really sends me. Yeah. You know what's worse than that one? What? What? I've got you under my skin. Yes. That to me has always been. Oh, so, like, you're a big zit. Yeah. What is your, like, sebum or a tick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys just aren't romantic, are you? So would you tell a woman that she sends you? If she sent me, I certainly would. I'm assuming it means, like, she sends me to heaven. I think it's. There's two ways to look at this. The feeling some kind of way. Oh, oh. Let's just leave it right there. There are a lot of terrible lyrics out there. You send me away. That's what you've said. Well, she sends me. I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to bring her back. Are you try that? I'm trying to bring back. Round heels hasn't taken yet. You're calling your baby round heels. I feel like. No, I'm not. Yeah, I feel like it's caught up on in here. Okay, so I sure do hear it a lot. Okay, well, we're back. Which means that we have Christy Lee over there at the Silac Insurance news desk, and we were talking about this thing going on at the Comic Con with the special Comic Con sex line. Yep. Where I guess you could talk to. Who are the most famous female superheroes? Wonder Woman. Harley Quinn storm. That Harley Quinn Storm. She's still out there. Was she in? She's kind of dropped off after Ali Berry. Yeah, the Avengers. She hasn't been. She the one that sets herself on fire? No, she can control weather. She brings a storm. She can make it rain or. I mean, if you had a superhero, she'd want to have intimate relations with Christie. I assume the Flash is out. No, not the Flash, that'd be. What do you mean you're done? Talk about it. One and only would be the Iron Man. Oh, is there a lot of press out there in San Diego Diego for that? Yeah, they allow Price to come in. You mean the comic. Comic, Comic, Comic. Comic Con Media. Ladies and gentlemen, here's the Iron man getting undressed, ready for sex. Sorry. How about it, Josh? Yes, I guarantee I have no Catwoman is the answer. I cannot, I cannot prove, prove this. All right. There is a guy out there that finds it incredibly sexy to talk dirty. And Klingon. Sure. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And Klingon sounds kind of like German. Kind of. It's very harsh. Yeah. Something about Bunger. I heard Bunger. And Klingon women, man, they oftentimes cleavagey. A lot of their uniforms show quite, quite a lot of cleavage. And Klingon sex is nuts. They bite each other, they tear, they, they're really fighting. They want it to be a real battle. I just finished, I've been watching Star Trek the Next Generation and I just finished it. So I learned a lot about Klingons. Is that worthwhile? I've been told I should do watch that. I, I, I loved it and I will miss the crew. I say I felt the same way about Battlestar I, I want to go back. Yeah, you felt like they were family, did you? Yes, I know everything about them. Do they show the biting or are you watching this happen? Kind of. I mean there are times where wharf gets really turned on by any. Are they bad guys? I don't, they kind of are, but they, they, there's in Star Trek the Next Generation there's a treaty. I believe that they're, they can. Yeah. It's tenuous, but they do. Do you know why that professor you were talking about last break, had you typed that book backwards? No, why? So you wouldn't watch crap like that. Star Trek the Next Generation. Wonderful. Who's in charge on that one? Captain Jean Luc Picard. Oh, Patrick Stewart. He played professor, but he was in a wheelchair. And his number one is. I see. When I drop a boom boom, I drop, I drop a boom boom. I believe that's my bit that you're. Well, I was hoping to get to it quicker. Hey, Professor, I'm going to go to the bar. Just. All right, I'll wait here in the car. Oh, wait a minute, Logan. What is it now, Professor? I made a boom boom. You just went just that in the actual movie. I'm confused. Yeah, no, but he carries him around a lot like he literally carries them. And that is a great middle of it. The first thing I saw was Hugh Jackman holding Patrick Stewart like a doll. Well, was ridiculous. That movie's awesome. Speaking of boom booms, the mayor of a Canadian town is denouncing rumors that people are using tents to defecate on local beaches. Tik Tok user Natty Lynn posted a series of videos alleging that visitors. Visitors to Wasaga beach use camping tents to poop in the sand. The user told. I love that song. Remember. Remember pooping in the sand? The user told Global News. It's been. I forget we pooped in the sand. Ongoing issue. I can't see my feet here where I'm pooping. Well, that's where I carried you. Apparently this is an ongoing issue for years. According to one user, Mayor Brian Smith later said the municipality had received no evidence from residents, visitors or the Ontario government to verify that any undesirable unsanitary behavior has occurred on the beach areas that make up Wasaga Beach Provincial Park. Well, he's living in a dream world. Yeah. Why are all beachmen is delusional. Yeah, the guy from Jaws. I'm Brian Smith. I'm absolutely. Nothing about my name is objectionable. Brian Smith. I went to high school with a Brian Smith. Is that right? I bet we all did. So people are going in the tent with a like with a shovel digging a hole and apparently makes sense. Yeah. I mean they're not going to do aqua dumps. No, no. I guess the water just push it right back. Yeah. Tides are your enemy when comes to aqua dumps. But I mean I guess the. The. The lake is like a natural bidet. I guess. Kelp. Kelp dripped and. Right. Crap. Well not so much a bidet as it would be like if you were crapping in a bath. A bidet wants to. Actually a spring would be a bidet. You'd have to do a cannonball salt water. It'd be all right. Soothing salt water. You think it'd be a tad more corrupt on your irritating a little bit. Well if you have just like a saline wash. You have a fish fisher in your butt. You'll find that out. Oh yeah. There we go. You'd learn. Yeah. So they're denying that people of course they're make. I think. Wouldn't you rather have the person go into a tent and do their business than do it right there on the beach? Yeah, of course. Maybe throw up a couple Johnny on the spots. Yeah, good point. Why is every bathroom near a beach or a lake? To the grossest place you've ever been. You're right. They're always disgusting. They're going to the restroom at a campground is the gr. It's. It's. It's like I have trauma. You're exactly right. I don't camp. Yeah. And not only are they gross, but there's always a massive spider web. Yes. It's like. There's like a zoning. It's like, hey, there's a weird puddle. It's about eight feet wide. You can walk around it. There's always a puddle. It smells. There's always a kid that you're. Yeah. I don't camp a window cracked open. That's why I sit on the beach. And I tried to order room service one time. Nothing. I assume you can order a pizza to the beach or doordash. That has to be happening now, right? Yeah. But then there's sand in your ranch. Cup ruin the dip. Nothing like sand in your ranch. That sounds like a euphemism. That sounds like a deep thought from Jack Handy. Sand in your ranch. Who put sand in his ranch? Did you know that Princess Leia's gold bikini sold at auction for $175,000? That is ridiculous that I didn't buy. The costume that Carrie Fisher wore in the Return of the Jedi sold Friday after a bidding war. God, that was so hot. The send you a picture right now. Fisher wore it on the movie set, but it's not the actual one in the final version of the film because it was switched out with the one that was more comfortable. Wait a minute. It's not even the one that was worn in the film? No, she wore it on the set, but not actually in the film. Oh, I'm sorry. Your slave outfit isn't comfortable enough. Your hot slave outfit. That's the point. Leia. This is the Bob and Tom show, named one of the best personal finance podcasts. The Stacking Benjamin show with Joe and his friends makes financial literacy fun. Draymond Green has a podcast. He was asking Mark Cuban why at the beginning of 2024, Cuban sold a huge part of his company. He's like, did you see how much money I got? I'm sure there's a more graceful answer than that, but, dude, I bought it for 200 million and sold it for 6 billion. 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