The BOB & TOM Show - December 3, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – December 3, 2025

Overview

This festive winter episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends the hosts’ signature comedy with lively discussions about pop culture, music, sports, and everyday life. As the team battles frigid weather and contemplates the true “word,” they riff on everything from Christmas movies and rock band tattoos to the Pope’s AI warning, hilarious dog spoiling routines, and the enduring trauma of the dental drill. Listeners’ letters spark classic BOB & TOM banter and bits, while the cast reminisces about childhood, shares personal quirks, and celebrates the season with both nostalgia and irreverence.

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Key Segments, Topics & Insights

1. Winter Woes & Holiday Humor

• [03:00–05:00] The show opens with comedic songs about getting nothing for Christmas, transitioning into quips about freezing temperatures and everyone’s futile attempts to stay warm in the studio.
• Chick jokes about older folks’ penchant for keeping their homes sauna-hot:
  Chick: “The older I get, I understand. We're going to Florida or wherever it's warm.”
  Christy: “Or you go to Grandma's and it's 82 in their house. You ever done that?”
  Bob: “My grandmas were both dead when I was born, so it was pretty much 55.” (04:25)

2. Snow Troubles & Delivery Services

• [05:00–06:00] Chick shares a story about an Amazon driver getting stuck in his snowy driveway; the group riffs on apps for “Uber for your driveway” and tough delivery drivers who wear shorts year-round.
• Chick: “I had an Amazon guy get stuck in my driveway yesterday...I went over to the window and there they are. They went off the edge of the driveway.” (05:13)

3. “The Word” Debate: Music, Musicals, and Cultural Pedantry

• [06:08–10:00] Hilarity erupts over which word is “the word”—is it “Grease” or “the Bird”? Discussion veers into musical theater, rock covers, and how everyone “never really saw Grease.”
• Notable quote:
  Tom: “I was in Grease in high school...when our teacher said, by the way, the song Grease is not in the show.” (07:42)

4. Tattoos: Bands With the Most Devoted (or Inked) Fans

• [17:43–19:40] Bob reveals, according to tattoo artist surveys, Pink Floyd’s prism logo is America’s most inked band symbol, followed by Guns N’ Roses and Metallica. The crew jokes about getting Lisa Loeb tattoos and the odd idolization of unlikely acts.
• Bob: “Apparently the Beatles Abbey Road silhouette is the most tattooed image for Beatles fans.” (19:11)

5. Musical Nonsense: Korn Scat, Papa Ooma Mau, and the Nature of Lyrics

• [12:00–22:14] After receiving a listener request, Josh does his famed Korn scatting impression, sparking debate over lyrical brilliance in nonsense songs like “Surfing Bird.”
  Tom: “Josh’s impression is a hell of an impression!” (12:15)
  Bob: “Much like Papa Ooma Mau, those are really fine lyrics. Makes a lot of sense.” (21:45)

6. Listener Letters: Pronunciations, Recommendations, and Randomness

• [23:55–32:00] The team reads mail correcting Tom’s pronunciation of local towns (Muhammad, Illinois), plugging standup acts (Caroline Rhea as Mrs. Claus), and touting must-watch documentaries (“Smartest Men in the Room”).
• They mock the sometimes “boring” emails (“Why are we the go-to for people’s random thoughts?”), but also celebrate successful sports bets inspired by Chick’s picks.

7. Holiday Movies: Favorites, Traditions, and Die Hard Controversy

• [42:26–99:07] Spirited debate about what constitutes a Christmas movie, with “Home Alone,” “It’s a Wonderful Life,” “Elf,” and even “Die Hard” all vying for top spot.
• Notable exchange:
  Tom: “Die Hard is a Christmas movie.”
  Chick: “Macaulay Culkin got booed for saying it isn’t!”
• The real meaning and longevity of “A Christmas Story” and “Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol” come into focus.

8. Medical and Body Chat: Butt Shapes, Dental Drills, and Nose Hair

• [109:20–114:55]
  • Research suggesting butt shape may predict aging and diabetes risk. The group checks in on everyone’s derriere:
    Tom: “Are you happy with your ass?” (110:21)
  • The ongoing trauma of dental drills prompts Bob to wish for a quieter version, while nose hair trimmers and gray pubic hair get unexpected airtime:
    Chick: “I do have gray pubic hair, by the way.” (62:03)

9. Spoiled Dogs & Parenting Advice

• [47:30–48:54] Chick’s dog “Mrs. Monkey” snubs him after a kennel stay, supposedly because he neglected to tell the sitters about her daily whipped cream treat:
  Chick: “Tell me you spoil your dogs by not telling me you spoil your dog. I do put whipped cream on their snouts.” (48:36)

10. Sports: NFL Picks, Strange College Rankings, and Game Mishaps

• [49:07–68:09] Pigskin picks contest updates, Chick’s on-again-off-again luck, and discussion of recent bizarre football moments (“Giants kicker Younghoe Koo biffed the kick”). Chick: “Historically, I think you’ve been over 500 almost all the years you’ve been doing this.” (30:08)

11. Odd News & World Records

• [52:40–54:23]
  • Pittsburghers attempt the largest Christmas cookie exchange (80,000 cookies).
  • Fabergé egg sells for $30 million in London; show riffs on what to do with such an “egg up your…”

12. Holiday Food, Party Disappointments, and Cookie Preferences

• [104:01–106:10] Tom is dismayed to learn the Christmas party won’t have apple crumble:
  Tom: “A crumbless Christmas party is not a Christmas party. It's just Wednesday.” (106:15)
• The hosts muse about why cookie dough is better than cookies, and argue about mixed vs. separated cookie tins.

13. Bizarre News Roundup

• [117:17–120:26]
  • A drunken raccoon trashes a Virginia liquor store (“drinking everything”),
  • Arizona power line worker pokes a stranded bear off the top of a utility pole,
  • A new homeowner discovers a box of live WW2 grenades.

14. The Pope, AI, and Mindfulness

• [121:48–124:35]
  • Pope warns Catholic youth in Indianapolis: “Don’t let AI do your homework.” (121:54)
  • Panel riffs on mindfulness tricks for unplugging from smartphones, and debates whether “mindfulness” is practical advice or “wishy-washy” pop science.

15. Sexy Time: Allie Breen’s Relationship Letters

• [143:38–156:33]
  • Allie takes listener questions about snooping devices, couples who constantly argue, sexual experimentation in religious relationships, and the etiquette of women proposing marriage.
  • Notable quotes:
    Pat: “Are you comfortable texting them back three days later?”
    Christy: “If he's put off proposing for a year...what does that say?”
    Ace (on being proposed to): “I was happy.” (153:39)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Chick (on winter): “We're what, 30, 40 feet away from 18 degree temperatures...? The older I get, I understand.” (04:11)
• Tom: “Josh’s impression is a hell of an impression.” (12:15)
• Bob: “Much like Papa Ooma Mau, those are really fine lyrics.” (21:45)
• Chick: “I have Lisa Loeb’s profile and her name on my ass. Did you know that?” (13:51)
• Christy: “If you're going to watch the game, get a ticket, okay? Just grab a ticket.” (38:01)
• Tom: “A crumbless Christmas party is not a Christmas party. It's just Wednesday.” (106:15)
• Bob: “This is a world record handed to me by you-know-who. I almost didn't give you this because it makes me mad, too.” (52:40)
• Chick: “Do you have gray pubic hair?” (62:03)
• Tom (on Die Hard): “Die Hard is a Christmas movie.” (94:53)
• Pope (paraphrased by Christy): “Don’t ask AI to do your homework for you.” (121:54)

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Segment Timestamps

• 00:00 – 01:17: Podcast intro/advertisements (skip)
• 01:17 – 04:48: Comedy songs, arctic studio banter, and winter woes
• 04:52 – 06:01: Package delivery stories and “Uber for driveways”
• 06:08 – 10:03: “The Word” musical debate
• 12:00 – 22:14: Corn scatting, nonsense lyrics, tattoos, Surfing Bird
• 23:55 – 32:00: Listener letters (pronunciations, comedy), emails, documentaries
• 42:26 – 99:07: Movies, holiday traditions, Christmas favorites, food, tattoos
• 109:20 – 114:55: Butt-shape medical research, “Do you like your ass?” roundtable
• 117:17 – 120:26: Drunken raccoon, bear on power pole, house grenades
• 121:48 – 124:35: Pope’s AI warning, discussion of mindfulness
• 143:38 – 156:33: Allie Breen’s “Sexy Time” relationship advice letters

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Tone & Style

The hosts’ voices—wry, self-deprecating, and quick with a punchline—steer each segment through warmth, absurdity, and authentic camaraderie. Their approach is playful and occasionally biting, especially when roasting each other or riffing on pop culture, but always in service of laughter and relatable storytelling.

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In Summary

December 3rd’s BOB & TOM Show features vintage group chemistry, sharp improvisation, and a sleigh-full of seasonal riffs. From dog tales and sports jabs to personal quirks and banana-peel life lessons, the cast celebrates holiday madness in all its forms—always just a snowball’s throw from chaos, joy, and a killer punchline.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh I just got a Message from Old St. Nick way up in Christmasland and he says the toys for good girls and boys are being made as planned. There's a truck for little Billy and a dolly for Molly dear But you ain't getting diddly squat Cause you really screwed up this year. Oh the winter fields are white with snow and the lights are shining bright and the wee little heads tucked up in beds Dream of sugar plums this night you may dream of big red apples and candy canes so near but you ain't getting diddly squat Cause you're really screwed up this year when your mother asked you to wash the dishes While you said no no no and you would not pick up your socks so it's que sera dog. Well you know that science is watching you and he keeps a great big list but when I tell him the things you do he really will be angry so when you try to sit upon his knee he'll knock you on your ear Cause you ain't getting diddly squat Cause you're really screwed up this.

[Tom Griswold]

Year no you ain't gettin diddle de squad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cause you're really screwed up oh you're.

[Chick McGee]

Really screwed up oh you're really screwed up this year. Hey there hi there ho there. You're as welcome as can be. It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

In.

[Chick McGee]

The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. The Frozen Tundra. Chick Local listings Hello Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. He's over there at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I'm Chick Magee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're Bund. You're bundled up like Bob Cratch.

[Chick McGee]

I. I am freezing. I don't know what's going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a portable heater over here. I'm wearing a. A ski. Ski. Long underwear.

[Chick McGee]

But we are what, 30, 40ft away from 18 degree temperatures? Check local listings where you're living. But it's, It's. It's kind of cold here today. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're not used to it yet.

[Chick McGee]

We're not used to it. And I get the. The older I get. I understand.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to Florida or wherever it's warm.

[Christy Lee]

Or you go to Grandma's and it's 82 in their house. You ever done that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, my grandmas were both dead when I was born, so it was pretty much 55.

[Christy Lee]

I was using that as a meta.

[Tom Griswold]

50.

[Chick McGee]

You think the grandparents got together? Do you see who our grandkid is?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We better check out before he gets too old.

[Tom Griswold]

When it hit from the hose.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were long dead.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of older people keep their houses very old warm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I can see why.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But we do have a lot to get to today. Thank you so much for joining us. Let's see now.

[Chick McGee]

Have you tried this, have you tried this phone call where they come and shovel your driveway for you? Oh, plowing, mow, mows and plows with. With Z's. Oh, it's the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

I have used them. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's like Uber for your driveway.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. I had. I had an Amazon guy get stuck in my driveway yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And I hear this and I go, what the hell is that? Those damn dogs. What are they doing? And I went over to the window and there they are. And they went off the edge of the driveway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a personal relationship with the Amazon drivers?

[Chick McGee]

There are so many. I. It's hard to keep track. But. No, I don't. No. And they were. The lady felt bad because she actually did just simply went off the driveway into the yard and was a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of ice around here. My 1 ups guy always wear shorts no matter how cold it is. We've talked about this before.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen anything like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. No, it doesn't matter how. What the temperature always has shorts.

[Christy Lee]

Like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But hey, they're getting a lot of exercise running around. We sure appreciate their hard work yesterday on the show, late in the show.

[Chick McGee]

And their packages, their sweet life giving package.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. We went deep into the Trash Men.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The band, the Trashman, I believe. Are they from Minnesota originally?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the Trashman, of course, had the great song Surfin Bird, a monster hit.

[Chick McGee]

There's a couple letters this morning that we'll get to during email from our listeners, but real quick, this is from Leighton. Which is the definitive word you guys Tell me, and I will abide by your decision. Leighton says, is it Greece or the bird?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, there is that. It's a very. That is the word. The argument out there. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you mean the song. Greece is the word.

[Chick McGee]

Greece is the word. The bird is the word. Which is. Cannot be both, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not if we're talking about the word no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if there are any others. I know there's Word Up.

[Chick McGee]

Although I plan.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that still a thing?

[Christy Lee]

Word up, man.

[Chick McGee]

I remember Word Up. I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never pinned down what word up meant.

[Christy Lee]

Means what's up?

[Chick McGee]

Or just. Or just saying a word instead of, okay, I get that. Or oh, yeah, I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Word I love was that cameo and then Korn did a cover. That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

We've had that. Yeah, I've heard that. That's very good. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of the song Word Up.

[Chick McGee]

Although I remember plainly hearing Grease by Frankie Valli and thinking, that's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I actually said that in my brain. I remember.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you were younger then.

[Chick McGee]

I by no means stand by that today.

[Tom Griswold]

I was in Greece in high school, and I remember being disappointed when our teacher said, by the way, the song Grease is not in the show.

[Chick McGee]

And you heard the what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that happens. That happens often. That happens in Bye Bye Birdie.

[Chick McGee]

Who'd you play? Kaniki. Were you kicky?

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Chick McGee]

Kinicki had a baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which one's Kanicki in the movie?

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Conaway's Kaniki.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Taxi.

[Christy Lee]

Tom's never seen Grease.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've watched it for a couple minutes. Beauty.

[Chick McGee]

Beauty School dropout.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Right. You've never. You've never seen Grease the movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Well, I understand that. The cast got together.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to live, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Live.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cast got together. They were all celebrating their 95th birthday. Birthdays.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, they're just that good that they can portray teens.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were any of them under 30 when they made the movie?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think the one was 30.

[Chick McGee]

So what was George Shakiris in a. In a gang in New York City and his. His perfectly pressed pants and rayon shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

As they were dancing around. You mean with switchblades.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe you mean Academy Award winner George Chicaris.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it was a much smaller academy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back then, by the way, as a Greek man playing. Define playing a puert.

[Tom Griswold]

What an actor.

[Chick McGee]

You watch west side Storying, and at the end of it, man, that's a great movie. And anything good about that, it's Shakespeare's fault. Not anybody had anything to do with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great dancing.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great singing, tremendous songs, brilliant lyrics.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of flourish in west side Story. A lot of this, a lot of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Horn blasts.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I was a kid, flat notes.

[Chick McGee]

That sound wrong, but I put Officer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Krupke up against Grease is the word.

[Christy Lee]

I need Day Grace says the word isn't in a play.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's just for the movie.

[Christy Lee]

It's just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very gift song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Officer Krupk is in the movie too. That your Val. Your argument is completely invalid.

[Chick McGee]

Now that's a bad movie. Is that the worst movie to win best Picture? I. I say. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, west side Story?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, you're completely wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that. That is a good question.

[Chick McGee]

It's out. It's out in the pop culture that might.

[Tom Griswold]

You see what this. You see what this whole word Bird versus Grease thing does?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It tears us apart. Device people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Y. Yeah, well, we have a.

[Chick McGee]

What about turd is the word.

[Tom Griswold]

How about turd is the word?

[Chick McGee]

Third is the word, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, get around.

[Christy Lee]

Here it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

We do have a. Can I open with a letter before we get to the letter segment is that.

[Chick McGee]

I think I already did, but go ahead, Stephen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind enough to write V or ph.

[Tom Griswold]

It matters.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a V. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ph.

[Chick McGee]

BH has no place here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying we know who we're dealing with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uh huh. So it's like Jeffrey with a G E. Oh, yeah. Where do you fall on that?

[Tom Griswold]

G E O, F, F. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I have a cousin named Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when. When Steph Curry was just a little baby basketballer, he went to Nike for a shoe interview and they, you know, if he wanted to wear. If Steph wanted to wear the shoes. And the guy at Nike mispronounced his name as Steven instead of Steph, and he took that personally and never went back and to this day has never had anything to do with Nike.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm sure he's getting a check from somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, he's doing okay. Don't worry about Steph Curry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show. I was watching Fred Claus last night.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Paul Giamatti.

[Bob Kevoian]

The song Surfing Bird is playing while Vince Fong is getting mugged by a gang of Santas.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, it's not Vince Fong. It's Vince Vaughn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Vince Fong. Oh, boy, that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a whole different movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to see that movie.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good title for a movie. Vince Phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

American Private Eye. He's a distant cousin of Charlie Chan. Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. P.S. i want to. Oh, I see. I want Josh to do his corn. The band korn K O R N Corn scatting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S. Yes, of course. He. It's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what song is that?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's the Corn catalog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that one specifically might freak on a leash. Is that it?

[Chick McGee]

This is Corn. Jonathan. What's his name?

[Tom Griswold]

Davis.

[Chick McGee]

Davis. Okay, here it. Oh, it is Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hell of an impression.

[Chick McGee]

That is so good. Yeah, it is. Jonathan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like it very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I don't. I'm not familiar with the original.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he just does. He literally does that in a song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do like the beginning of that. And in a few songs go into the.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's one song called Twist where he just does that and then occasionally says the word twist.

[Christy Lee]

Does he do the twist?

[Bob Kevoian]

So that would. That would support my argument yesterday that the lyrics to Papa Ooma MAU are actually brilliant because that's the same sort of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree. And I told you then.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always associate corn with a contest we had in the building in which the winner got a large corn tattoo on the back of his neck. A lot of people entered and the guy that wanted had it. Did it.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's walking around somewhere with a giant corn tattoo.

[Christy Lee]

Big fan band stuck around. That's good.

[Chick McGee]

I say there are more corn tattoo. More corn tattoos out there than any band.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think. I don't know about that. ACBC maybe. I mean, trash men have to be up there. Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a great question. I wonder. And again, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Because that font is so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The backward R. And maybe Kiss. What bands have fans have had the most tattoos? AC DC is a good guest. Kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Metallica.

[Christy Lee]

Metallica.

[Bob Kevoian]

Metallica could Maybe Carpenters. I get that on my hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Lisa Loeb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lisa. The Carpenters.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Big pig.

[Chick McGee]

I have Lisa Loeb's profile and her name on my ass. Did you know that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not know.

[Tom Griswold]

I have the Carpenters on my shoulders.

[Chick McGee]

Is she the one with a bad eye? She don't have a bad eye. She has glasses like Lisa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Left eye lobe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's a different one.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a different one because I had. I hit her on my ass and just the one eye is just my bung hole.

[Chick McGee]

Is she tlc? Isn't that something he wanted to say bunghole.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kind of glad he did. Yeah, keep us on our toes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Imagine going to a tattoo artist. Here's what. Here's what I want and I want to find out if any tattoo artists is the 67 thing happening for tattoos already. I would like to know right now. Speaking of numbers, we got a number for you that could be very important if you have some fun with prize picks.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, your letters. Also, we have in the news today the pope. We have dentistry not in the same story. I'm sure the pope has excellent dental care. We have grenades when you buy a new house. Look, make sure there are no there aren't a dozen live grenades in it. We'll find out about that and deshape of your ass. Oh is in the news in a medical sense.

[Tom Griswold]

They can tell you something about yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, interesting, important news about your buns. We'll get to all those stories from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Kevin Harlan here. This Friday, the NBA on prime crew and I are back with another spectacular NBA doubleheader. The action starts with one of the best rivalries in sports as Luka Doncic and the Los Angeles Lakers take on the Boston Celtics with Jaylen Brown. Then Cooper Flagg and the Mavs take on SGA and the Oklahoma City Thunder. It all comes your way this Friday on Prime. And if you're not a Prime member, that's not a problem. Sign up for a free 30 day trial to get started today. The Lakers and Celtics. The Mavs and Thunder Coverage starts Friday, 6:30pm Eastern only on Prime. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold over there at the sidekick chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Reminding you to save big on holiday favorites with Omaha Steaks. Visit Omaha Steaks.com for 50% off site.

[Chick McGee]

Wide, there's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

And for an extra $35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick. Me to answer a couple of quick questions we posed just a few minutes ago. Based on several surveys, the most tattooed rock band logo in the United States based on surveys of several surveys of tattoo artists would appear to be Pink Floyd, the famed Prism.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or Rainbow Thing. According to this list, number one, Pink Floyd, followed by Guns N Roses, the Pistols and Cross logo from Appetite for Destruction, followed by Metallica, then AC dc, Nirvana, Slipknot. That Rammstein.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do hust.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they. Is that Ramstein Steamroller?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they. They were once Rammstein Steamroller. And then they just went to Ramsay. Kind of like Starship.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see, I see. Then Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers and the Misfits.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Misfits.

[Tom Griswold]

A ghost thing is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do people just get the band's name, though, rather than just the logo?

[Bob Kevoian]

That was logos now the symbols of bands as opposed to logos. Pink Floyd also number one there. And this makes perfect sense. Followed by the Grateful Dead, steal your face, skull Lightning thing. Followed by this one. Yeah, I can imagine the Rolling Stones, the tongue thing. That's in third place. The Zoso Led Zeppelin thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

In fourth place. And the kiss is in there. Ace you'll be glad to know the Kiss makeup faces is a popular tattoo. Apparently the Beatles. Abbey Road silhouette. For Beatles fans, this is the most tattooed image according to the survey. Also up there, AC dc, Lightning bolt. Now, guess who the most tattooed rapper is.

[Tom Griswold]

Tupac.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Tupac or Biggie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, very good. Tupac. Followed by Eminem. Biggie's way down the list. No kidding. Yeah, but he's on the list. So now with this all started because we had a request for Josh to do his famous corn imitation, which I was not familiar with. I've got it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know much about corn. I'm sure they're fine. I just don't know much about them.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about creamed corn?

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Big fan of. Huge fan. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. Anywhere I go, if they have corn chowder, I'm getting it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

My. My. My favorite soup. That and chicken tortilla.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big fan of Corn band.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing Cream covers. Yes. Have you thought. Have you heard. Have you heard of Cream?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they good? Oh, yeah. Well, what's their best song?

[Tom Griswold]

White. White Room.

[Bob Kevoian]

White Room. Yeah. I don't care for that.

[Christy Lee]

Classics.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crossroads. I like the Cream version of that. So the point is, I've. I've discovered this is the song that Josh was doing his imitation of. I'll just play a little bit of this for you so that if you're like me, you can understand what's happening here. Because at present, I do not want.

[Tom Griswold]

To hear my imitation first.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like to hear this first.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow. What do you think is funnier? You do your imitation, then I'll see if it matches. That'd be better. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope your mom's watching.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, she wouldn't be. She knows what I listen to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, no, but watching you do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think she mumbled something about failure as a mom. Oh, okay, here we go. This is absolutely. Here we go. You got it. You're nailing it. That's absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very hooky. Very good. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I would argue that much like Papa Umau Mao, those are really fine lyrics. Makes a lot of sense. I'll have to listen to the entire. The entire song.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I appreciate it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they can be. Can be called lyrics.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Certainly there's a lyrical component to them. One could argue.

[Christy Lee]

You could argue that scatting is that. Would you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that's. That's Jonathan Davis's way of scatting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It's kind of a counter scat as opposed to a melodic. I'm sure that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it has melody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's. It's very nice. It's a time to get to our. Leave it alone.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want you to listen to that again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, stay away from our stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Don't ruin everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

This all started with our letter about Surfing Bird and the Trash Men. And the Trashman essentially took Papa Umau MAU and another classic from the Rivingtons and turned it into Surfing Bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, as the Bird is a word on it. And it has been used in a number of films, including we found out it's used in Fred Claus with Vince Vaughn.

[Tom Griswold]

Pee Wee Herman does a cover in the movie Back to the beach. If you.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

You somehow missed that one with Frank.

[Chick McGee]

Now who is back in Back to.

[Tom Griswold]

The Beat, Frankie Avalon and a ton of cameos, including the aforementioned Peewee Herman. At one point, they're in a bar and they walk out and the Skipper is talking to Gilligan. And it's actually them. It's just loaded with like. It's a throwback to those beach movies.

[Chick McGee]

It's actually the Skipper and Gilligan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think that cost?

[Bob Kevoian]

He. We does Bird is the word.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's awesome. On the beach in a Pee Wee voice. Yes. He's clearly Pee Wee Herman. Oh, yeah. And he's dressed as a. Yeah, a skinny tie. It came out like 86 or something. I have it on TV.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to see that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to see it. I loved it as a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

So far I'm searching and I can't find the Pee Wee Herman version of Surfin Bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you may have to watch Back to the Beach.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna look for this while you read a letter over there.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a good sight gag where Annette Fenicello's in her home and she opens up one of the cab. Just Skippy peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at Top show, specifically, Tom, if you mispronounce the town name of Muhammad, Illinois one more time, I'm going to lose my mind. This is from Paige. I grew up there. Paige says the ho is pronounced like ha, not like ho.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's not Mahomet.

[Chick McGee]

Muhammad.

[Bob Kevoian]

He doesn't so like Ali.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like Muhammad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Muhammad Ali.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't pronounce his name with the long o sound now, does he? Griswold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Griswold I'm not familiar with the town. I'm sure it's lovely. Thank you for the correction.

[Chick McGee]

Muhammad like ha Pat gonna be there doing his slinging his shingles or whatever he does?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Kostraki.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, same thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I just thought it was Muhammad because it looks like H O M.

[Chick McGee]

E. One of the comedians is going to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're going. You're going home. Not going home.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they say Muhammad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm glad. Glad to know he'll start trying to.

[Chick McGee]

Make Paige happy in Peoria. That's all I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

How dare she? So she's not even from Muhammad.

[Christy Lee]

She is.

[Chick McGee]

No, she lives in Peoria now. She was in Muhammad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Muhammad wasn't good enough for her. December 13th. The yellow people don't grow up and.

[Chick McGee]

Aspire to move to Muhammad. I'm sure it's a nice town, but they aspire to go to the big city.

[Bob Kevoian]

Peoria, December 13th. Muhammad, Illinois Yellow & Co. Costaki Economopoulos live and in person. Good way to get to a nice plug for Kostaki. By the way, sorry to bother you at.

[Tom Griswold]

Work. Okay, that can.

[Bob Kevoian]

End. Writes Cliff. Yeah, I remain a big fan. I thought you might be interested to know that Caroline Ray, friend of the show Baby Mama Kostaki Economopoulos is in A Christmas. Is in a Christmas rom.

[Chick McGee]

Com. What isn't she.

[Bob Kevoian]

In? She plays Mrs. Claus in a film called A Christmas in.

[Chick McGee]

Tennessee. That's kind of perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

Casting. In the.

[Chick McGee]

Movie. Yeah, I mean, if you don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her. Carolina's. I just. I saw Carolina doing a stand up set. It was terrific. In the movie, she and Santa buy a large order of Christmas cookies from a small town bakery to save the owner from being forced to sell to a big city.

[Tom Griswold]

Developer. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Also uniting the baker with her love interest. It's a great movie on Disney.

[Christy Lee]

Plus. There you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go. Well, thank you, Cliff. Good to know. Good to know. We appreciate that, Mr. McGee. More.

[Chick McGee]

Mail. Dear Bob, a top show. Sorry to bother you at.

[Tom Griswold]

Work. All.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yesterday, both Chick and Josh mentioned a documentary that was one of the best they'd ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Watched. Smartest Men in the Room. And Ron, is it Smartest Guys in the Room? Something like.

[Chick McGee]

That. Smartest Men in the Room. Yeah. For the life of me, I can't remember the title. Where. There it is. It's about Enron. Yeah, that's from Kim, a senior branch office.

[Tom Griswold]

Administrator. Oh, she may be up to some Enron type stuff at Edward Jones. I'm going to be.

[Chick McGee]

Sued. It's right here on her letter. She works in Sioux.

[Tom Griswold]

Falls. All right. Yeah, that's a good.

[Chick McGee]

One. Well, thank you. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kim. Please give me the name of whoever screens the letters so I can ring their.

[Christy Lee]

Neck. Oh, poor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mark. This comes to us from.

[Tom Griswold]

Douglas. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Douglas. Oh, I see. Because his previous letters have not been.

[Tom Griswold]

Read. Oh, poor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Douglas. The Christmas movie red one with J.K. simmons as Santa and Dwayne Johnson is great. They have a Rock Em Sock em robot.

[Tom Griswold]

Scene. What's going on? Stores stop selling diaries. Why are we the go to for just this popped into my head. I'll write.

[Bob Kevoian]

Them. I'm glad to hear. Now, wait a.

[Chick McGee]

Minute. Hang on a second. Why are you so these listener emails aren't up to your quality. Your. There should be a clearinghouse for the.

[Tom Griswold]

Email. They're a little.

[Chick McGee]

Boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Are you familiar with this.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't see it. The trailer was good enough. Yeah, it said all. Said it all. I was like, oh, I did.

[Christy Lee]

Not.

[Bob Kevoian]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

See? Yeah, look, J.K. simmons is Santa. There's a polar bear. Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans. You know what I. Yeah. After the 30 seconds of the trailer, when I saw it. Oh, yeah, I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. I love J.K.

[Tom Griswold]

Simmons. Yeah, me.

[Chick McGee]

Too. Well, he's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, he's great. He's a great.

[Chick McGee]

Actor. You see him in Oz. He's really good in Oz. You might want to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Us. Oz? What's the one with Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hanks? Lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Killers. I love that movie. The lady.

[Chick McGee]

Waffles. We must have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Waffles. He's great in that. This is a nice recommendation. We were talking about the guy that invented the Rock Em Sock Em.

[Tom Griswold]

Robots. Yeah, see, that's what just died last. Like the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Letters. Well, I did give the guy a little, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Know. Oh, I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Douglas. A little.

[Tom Griswold]

Salute. Don't care for what he had to.

[Christy Lee]

Say.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, you're not gonna let what he had to say define.

[Tom Griswold]

Him? No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never. But you know what he didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Say? Douglas is a good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Man. Douglas didn't say. Sorry to bother you at.

[Tom Griswold]

Work. Yeah, well, you should at least. You can at least recognize when a joke has gone.

[Chick McGee]

Stale. Gone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stale? I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. We got a big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Laugh. The arbiter of his.

[Chick McGee]

Hand. Big laugh on the guys in the back when a joke has gone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stale. I see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Dear Bob and Top show, Sorry to bother Chick at work. Tom can get over it, but I need to weigh in on the chick McGee picks today. Chick mentioned that people like to tell him when they lose the when they choose the opposite of his weekly picks and they win, well, I call humbug. I trust the man. My wife and Chick share a birthday. The 26th. Well, happy birthday, lady. And she wanted to go to the casino to gamble. I'm not a gambler, but since Kentucky now allows sports betting, I thought I'd give it a shot. My parlay ticket followed Chick's picks for Thanksgiving, and I won $38 off a $5.

[Christy Lee]

Bet. There you.

[Chick McGee]

Go. There you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go. And he. Let's just put it this way, he picked the right week to do.

[Christy Lee]

It. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There'S. That's another way of looking at it. Yes, exactly right. The previous 12 weeks, he totally lucked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out. The letter would say, I'm happy to bother you at work, you.

[Chick McGee]

Dick. You cost me $432. Yes, that could have gone that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Way. Historically, I think this is pretty much over the many years you've been doing this, you've been over 500. Almost all of.

[Chick McGee]

Them. I'm going to say one or. One or two. I finished under.

[Bob Kevoian]

500. But you've also caught up the last few years while being down at. Toward the end of the season, when things are a little more, I guess, gelled with respect to who's. Who's got what on their.

[Chick McGee]

Team. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. You've done pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And every year you've done better than the people on the pregame.

[Chick McGee]

Shows. I'd like to think that. And I think that might be.

[Tom Griswold]

True.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I'm sure there's. There's some weirdo out there who put pen to paper and add everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up. Now, this next letter will tell you why you should listen to the entire.

[Chick McGee]

Show. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Sorry to bother you at work. That's what it says there. Thank you very much. This comes from. Oh, Borodino, N.Y. is. Am I getting that right, Pat? I mean, now people are criticizing us for not knowing how to pronounce their various.

[Tom Griswold]

Towns. Criticizing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Not.

[Chick McGee]

Us. We had no part of.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Please.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T. I knew it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Muhammad. Why didn't you say something I.

[Chick McGee]

Like. I want to let you bathe.

[Tom Griswold]

In your.

[Chick McGee]

Ignorance, which would sound like something you'd say to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me. Well, I'm learning at your feet. Well, after I read this letter, I'm going to pronounce a name correctly that most people get.

[Chick McGee]

Wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. First he goes. I watched the Colts game on television. The Texans clearly missed that extra point. Why isn't it being talked about? We talked about it. That wasn't the only thing that.

[Chick McGee]

Was. Well, and then we. But we talked about it, and then we looked into it, and I think what the ref said on the field was correct. If a part of the ball goes inside the upright, it's good, but you can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do. If it's above the uprights, they can't do a.

[Chick McGee]

Reap. And it was perspective on television because it sure looked off to me. I was laying there covered in Thanksgiving.

[Tom Griswold]

Dressing. I'm with the letter writer. If we talked about this, I don't remember it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I know we.

[Tom Griswold]

Talked. We only talked about the one field goal where the guy hit the. You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The.

[Chick McGee]

Divot. That was the New.

[Bob Kevoian]

York. The New York Giants.

[Christy Lee]

Thing. Yeah. That poor.

[Chick McGee]

Guy. Young Waiku, which everyone put. Lucy and Charlie Brown.

[Bob Kevoian]

Too.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. It's pretty fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. That made the net, not the sports. That made the national network news last.

[Chick McGee]

Night. I'm telling you, that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Poor. And it wasn't like that kick would have mattered. They were being.

[Chick McGee]

Slaughtered. People that I know in the league, and I use that term to define people that I watch on tv, they said they'd never seen anything like.

[Tom Griswold]

It. There was a Sports Illustrated article going. Can you believe the lame excuses they're trying to. Yeah, yeah. Poor.

[Chick McGee]

Dude. Yeah. Sometimes you have a bad day. And Tom was one of those making apologies for Young.

[Bob Kevoian]

Waiku.

[Chick McGee]

He. He clearly biffed the whole.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thing. And again, it was an insignificant moment in the game. They could not have won.

[Chick McGee]

It. It was like on. He was on ice. You said the holder fumbled the snap. None of that happened. He just missed the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kick. Well, I was reading it from USA Today. That's what they said.

[Chick McGee]

I. Why. But why did you pick that up and champion it so.

[Tom Griswold]

Quickly? Especially when presented with video.

[Chick McGee]

Evidence. Yeah, video evidence. Nothing goes on except him hitting two feet behind the ball with his big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Toe. That's because I'm pro international players in the.

[Tom Griswold]

League. First off. There's no way that's.

[Chick McGee]

True. There's no way this.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy'S. What is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It?

[Tom Griswold]

Duck.

[Chick McGee]

Who? Kim Young.

[Tom Griswold]

Wake. Oh, yeah. You're very.

[Chick McGee]

Pro. International Young Way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coo. Only chick got that.

[Chick McGee]

Joke. Oh, Kim's the guy who got beaten to death in the ring. For those of you who are wanting to find comedy in the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Today, he didn't duck.

[Chick McGee]

You. Who punched him? Who was the guy who was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fighting? What's.

[Chick McGee]

It. The guy that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Marciano. No, no, no, no, no. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh. Somebody will tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Us. The guy that our friend box. Hello, Helper.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Paul Thorne said he knew what I Was going to do before I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

It. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now, how to pronounce the name of a town. Oh, this is going to come in handy here, Muhammad. We had a winner for week 13 in the Bob and Tom picks competition. It is Dan Frederick of Carmel, Indiana. It's spelled Carmel, of course. That's how the more.

[Christy Lee]

Famous. Carmel by the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sea. Carmel by the sea. This is Carmel by the.

[Tom Griswold]

Corn. Ooh, caramel.

[Christy Lee]

Corn. Oh, I love caramel corn. Who.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn'T? Ooh, caramel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Corn. You like caramel.

[Christy Lee]

Corn?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. You ever throw it in your.

[Christy Lee]

Popcorn? Sometimes. Mix them up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Makes the popcorn kind of chewy. Yeah, that's. That's a. It's a good, good little.

[Christy Lee]

Secret. Nothing wrong with.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. Okay, now I want to say hello to our friends at Java.

[Christy Lee]

House. Hi, Java.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Man. They sure.

[Christy Lee]

Do. You know the tea, don't you.

[Tom Griswold]

Buddy? Yes. I spill the tea about the.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Allie Breen]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Allie Breen]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

1-800-Contacts. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Christy. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Godwin. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. Pat's just sitting here this morning. Tom, we're gonna have a song. I was just listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Myself. Sometimes you just want to kick back letters in the.

[Chick McGee]

Sports. As they say when you're sitting on the bench of a football team. If you're going to watch the game, get a ticket, okay? Just grab a.

[Tom Griswold]

Ticket. Pat listening is writing. He's.

[Chick McGee]

Absorbing. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? He's absorbing so that he can put this stuff out later. I never thought of that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I never thought of.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Yeah. I have a new song that I'm writing right now. True.

[Chick McGee]

Artist. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee with Letter for Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Oh, before we get to the letter, I want to go back in time just a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Bit. Going back in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Time. Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Mentioned. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. The movie Back to the Beach. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Of all the things Josh says, you paid attention to.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. Annette Funicello and Frankie.

[Chick McGee]

Avalon. I believe it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Funicello. My.

[Chick McGee]

First. My first crush ever. Why Would she have been that Funicello and her. Is it pronounced her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sweaters? Is it pronounced.

[Chick McGee]

Funicello? I believe so. I don't know if it's Funicello or not. Does it matter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Muhammad? No, I think it matters. I mean, is it foo or pho around.

[Tom Griswold]

Here? Yes. Are you.

[Christy Lee]

Asking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me? We're on full. We're in full foo mode. Yeah. Okay. I mean, it's the Foo Fighters, not.

[Chick McGee]

The. Never.

[Tom Griswold]

Mind. And now, were her and Frankie actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Married?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Man, I thought as a kid, I was like, oh, they're a happy.

[Christy Lee]

Couple. Did they have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing? Yeah. Were they never in a relationship? Wow, they fooled.

[Christy Lee]

Us. Yeah, they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did. They were. They were in all those. I bought all those bad beach.

[Christy Lee]

Movies. I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those. At some point. They were terrible. But you mentioned that Pee Wee.

[Christy Lee]

Herman. Three coins in a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fountain. Come.

[Chick McGee]

On. Somebody shut up Pee Wee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Herman. Pee Wee Herman apparently performed surfing bird in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I believe this may be.

[Chick McGee]

It. Oh, come.

[Bob Kevoian]

On. Yeah, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

So. We're all very excited to.

[Bob Kevoian]

See. You. Get the.

[Tom Griswold]

Idea. Oh, dude. As a kid, I guarantee you, when that scene would come on, stand up, dance with Pee Wee to. It really just couldn't get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Enough. And there's the Trashman. There's. If you see the original guy from the Trashman doing it. Oh, it's the. They're these kind of fuzzy black and white videos from back in the day, in the early 60s. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Terrific. It's very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Funny. He's doing this crazy bird dance. It's really.

[Chick McGee]

Fun. He's doing a crazy bird.

[Tom Griswold]

Dance? Hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. He's flapping around. It's kind of a combination of the Chuck Berry duck walk and a chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Dance. It's really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something. It's like. What do you. What would a chicken duck be called? A.

[Chick McGee]

Chuckin. How about a Chuck?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Well, toward the Chuck and.

[Chick McGee]

Dance. Dear Bob and Tom show ahead. I believe Tom's. Now, Mark is not our staff psychiatrist, but he. He's on to something here. I believe Tom's fascination with the Andy Griffith show is a metaphor for his own life. He identifies with Andy. Tom truly believes he's the only sensible, reasonable person in a world full of idiots. I could care less about bothering you at work. This is from Mark in Wichita. Pretty wise words, I'm thinking there. You identify with Andy. You know, you got a Barney, you got a Thelma Lou, you got the Otis, the drunk, you got. You got all of them wandering around Emmett in the Fix it shop. Never spoken of until later in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Series. You know what saddens me? The energy that Mark and others, including us, have to put into trying to figure that goofball out. Yeah. You see what you do to us? You know, we don't just get to leave our work at work. We go home and, and think and stew about why and who you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are. He creeps into your chair. You think when you're at home. Could you try that while you're.

[Chick McGee]

Here? He.

[Tom Griswold]

Creeps. No, I do it all at.

[Chick McGee]

Home. He creeps into your everyday. Yeah, you'll see something on tv. Oh, that looks nice to watch. Oh God. What if Tom watches? I. I can't watch that if Tom watches it. Okay, well, have you seen Blah blah blah? It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing. We've been talking about movies and television and music, the usual stuff. I am a huge fan of a movie. The first made for full length cartoon made for television. Of course. I'm talking about Mr. Magoo's Christmas card of a.

[Chick McGee]

Again. One more year with.

[Bob Kevoian]

This. Have you ever seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh? Yes, I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And your.

[Tom Griswold]

Thoughts? I liked it. It's. It's of the list of Christmas specials though for me it's way down the line. I don't think it makes the top.

[Chick McGee]

10. But I'm curious. You love this Christmas special, this Mr.

[Bob Kevoian]

Magoo. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. When was. And be honest, try to be honest. Just give it an effort. When's the last time you watched it in its.

[Bob Kevoian]

Entirety? Oh, just a couple years ago. There's certain. I've. I've already watched. For example, this year I've already watched part of A Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Story. Have you made your kids watch Mr.

[Bob Kevoian]

Magoo? Not yet. They're not what they're not getting. In fact, I tried.

[Chick McGee]

To. I tried to get very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Drastic. I tried to get my 9 year old to watch a little bit of A Christmas Story. Couldn't get her.

[Christy Lee]

Hooked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Yeah, too many distractions. We'll have to wait till there are fewer.

[Tom Griswold]

Distractions. That movie's gonna mean less and less to newer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Generations. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It just is. It's not. Yeah. I mean I had to like really as a kid watching it go. Oh, I guess this is how it used to.

[Christy Lee]

Be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I can't even imagine what my 3 year.

[Chick McGee]

Old. First of all, they went outside to fire a gun. You can do that in your video game in your.

[Christy Lee]

Bedroom. Yeah. So no phones, no cell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Phones. Although the furnaces still make that cool.

[Christy Lee]

Noise. My furnace makes a weird noise. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Maybe that is a cool movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Though. Remember the, Remember the Furnace scene in what is the movie I'm trying to think of? Oh, a home.

[Tom Griswold]

Alone. Oh, yeah. Every kid didn't want to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Down and do that down in the basement. That furnace is.

[Tom Griswold]

Alive. Yeah, that's what it seemed like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes. A very nice letter here from Ron explaining his love of Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol. Of course, it takes the Charles Dickens.

[Christy Lee]

Classic. Were you not a regular ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guy? Yeah, yeah, that was fine. But Mr. Magoo's Christopher has got great music and he points out Broadway greats Jewel Stein and Bob Merrill wrote those great.

[Chick McGee]

Songs. No, no, they're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. Terrific.

[Chick McGee]

Animation. Hand in hand. And Jim Backus is trying to sing. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Awful. Young.

[Chick McGee]

Ebenezer. There's only one in.

[Tom Griswold]

Cry. What happened to the child? Tiny. He's got it, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You want. You would like you a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Bit of Mr. Magu because it'll prove Chick's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Point. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Horrible. Here we.

[Chick McGee]

Go. Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Fister. That was a surprise.

[Chick McGee]

Number. We got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fistered. You met Mr. Magoo. That's this.

[Tom Griswold]

One. I'm sorry, do you know this.

[Chick McGee]

Child? The child is young Ebenezer Scrooge. You see, he is left here. Nobody wants him. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Suffering. I actually, I actually have a book about the making of Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol. Apparently Jim Backus was famous while doing the voiceover stuff for going off.

[Chick McGee]

Script and just going.

[Christy Lee]

Cursing. So not only have you watched the movie, you actually read that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Book? Yeah, of course. It's a. It's a. I highly recommend it. Great, great stuff. Okay, we have more letters to get to. We have sporting news to get to. We have. Could your butt be telling your doctor a lot about you? There's but news in the news and we.

[Tom Griswold]

Have. Or is this just a way for doctors to look at your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ass? We'll let you know when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Show. This portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom show win coffee for your office for a year. Visit bobandtom.com to find out how.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Spotify. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hi. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. At the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Howdy. I'm Chick McGee. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom. Hello, Chick McGee. Coming up, butts in the.

[Chick McGee]

News. Hey, behind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Booties. Behind indeed. Chick McGee's at the. @ the.

[Chick McGee]

Sports desk. Good morning, Bob and Tom Show. This email starts. I have a theory about why Mrs. Monkey snubbed Chick. Now, I said yesterday morning that we had the. Had the girls at the. At the spa, as I like to call it. And after we went to Austin for Thanksgiving, came back, picked up the girls. And the girls are my. My. My monkey and my Australian shepherd, Joey. And Joey was fine. Hey, dad, how's it going? Mrs. Monkey snubbed dad. Would not come. Would not be pad. Nothing. Well, this lady Autumn has a theory. Apparently you forgot to tell the babysitters about her daily whipped cream. That is true. I do put whipped cream on their snouts on their food at home when they're being fed. I tell me you spoil your dogs by not telling me you're spoil your dog. Yeah, I do put Whip Grand. I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not tell. Is it.

[Chick McGee]

Ready Whip? Yeah, whatever they got. But in this case, it was Ready Whip the last time.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. So maybe. Maybe Mrs. Monkey Mr. Whipped Cream and blamed me accurately. So I did not tell them to put whipped cream.

[Bob Kevoian]

On her. On her. But she's.

[Chick McGee]

Okay now. She's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay now. Okay. She's back in.

[Chick McGee]

The fold. She is back. A loving dad. Dear Bob a Tom Show, I'm glad to bother you at work, but I must say, if I hear the phrase Papa Umao Mao or the Rivingtons two more times, I will put my head in.

[Bob Kevoian]

The oven. What if it's an electric oven that you.

[Chick McGee]

Can'T Tom? My demise will weigh on your conscience for the rest of your days. I love your show. This is from Richard. Thank.

[Bob Kevoian]

You, Richard. We did learn that surf and bird is also featured in a Christmas movie. So we'll move on from there. Certainly a contemporary classic. We have a Chick Magee at the prize pick sports desk. Speaking of picking winners, Dan Frederick wins week 13 of our Pigskin Picks competition. A five way tie for first place with 14 of 16 games picked correctly. Danny Freddie Dan beat the tiebreakers, got all of them. So we'll be talking to Dan tomorrow and he'll pick against Chick Magee. He wins himself a $500 e gift card to Steven Singer jewelers and you could win that too. For week 14. Just go to bobandtom.com contest. Get your picks in before the Thursday nighter and you could be a winner. It's that simple. So get that done today. Once again it's bobandtom.com contest. What do you got going on.

[Chick McGee]

Over there? College football top of mind in sports right now. This weekend, the Big Ten championship, Ohio State and Indiana and the SEC championship, Georgia and Alabama. And the top 12 have been released. The latest college football playoff rankings. They go like this. Ohio State number one, Indiana number two. Georgia number three. Texas Tech number four. Oregon five Mississippi Ole misses six. Even though they lost their coach, they moved up in the rankings, Tom. Texas A&M 7, Oklahoma 8. Followed by Alabama, Notre Dame, BYU and Miami. And those will those will determine the college football playoffs and who gets a home game and 12 team playoff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up. Okay. All sorts of things. I just thought of something that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Topic. Yeah. I'm looking over your shoulder, Chick, and I'm seeing that old bumper sticker from the early days of the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom show. Oh, gracious. Yes, the Internet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was broken. Yes, I've received innumerable texts and emails about this fact. That bumper sticker appears. You had to really have to look carefully. But a lot of people spotted it on Stranger Things.

[Christy Lee]

Season.

[Bob Kevoian]

5. Yep. There's a scene in which there's a guy in a radio studio and that era and whoever is the art director for that show did their.

[Tom Griswold]

Homework and that so is the guy's in a.

[Christy Lee]

Radio station. He's working as a DJ in a radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Station. Yeah. Now are we to assume that he's working for that, the radio station that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

On that? No, because.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S also. What radio station has an opposing.

[Chick McGee]

Radio station? No, no, no, no. I will tell you. All.

[Christy Lee]

Of them. Yeah. A lot of people back.

[Chick McGee]

In the day know about radio. All of them have other. Other.

[Tom Griswold]

Radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stations. Fascinating. They had one of them, I believe WPLJ was one of them. The New.

[Chick McGee]

York.

[Bob Kevoian]

Station. Absolutely. That was really a nice little touch. But we, we have seen it and it's very cool. We've posted it it on our social media if you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

See it. I don't care for it. That was not part of that era of the show.

[Chick McGee]

So therefore. But.

[Christy Lee]

I understand. You're a baby.

[Chick McGee]

Back then. I understand that Millie Bobby Brown announced she changed.

[Christy Lee]

Her.

[Chick McGee]

Name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. What? Oh, she.

[Christy Lee]

Married.

[Chick McGee]

John. Bonjour. But she really loves Richie Sambora. Isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That true? She's trying to get.

[Bob Kevoian]

To him. That is a really complicated love triangle.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. She's trying to make Richie jealous. Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That true? That's.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly correct. And here's another reason I'm mad, okay? This is a world record handed to me by you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Know who. I almost didn't give you this because it makes me.

[Chick McGee]

Mad, too. Are you ready? Yeah. A Pittsburgh area group is trying, okay. To set a Guinness.

[Bob Kevoian]

World Record. It.

[Chick McGee]

Gets worse. Why.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Why.

[Chick McGee]

Do we. Why we don't. There's.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Try. No. There's.

[Chick McGee]

No try. There is a do or do not or whatever the hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says. It's about to.

[Christy Lee]

Get.

[Chick McGee]

Worse. Okay? Or whatever the hell Piggy says in one of the Star wars movies. And you people know that Yoda is Piggy's voice. That's where I got off the Star wars movie. It's wrong. I don't want to hear Yoda say do or not or cur me. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Wanna hear. I like to think you stood up in.

[Chick McGee]

The theater.

[Christy Lee]

I did. You're.

[Chick McGee]

All fools. This is idiotic. I like Frank Oz, but come on. The effort was organized by a Facebook group called the Wedding Cookie.

[Tom Griswold]

Table Community. Sound like a Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Bunch, huh? 33 teams of 10 people baked and exchanged cookies with groups across the country and around.

[Tom Griswold]

The world.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice. Organizers say at least 80,000 cookies were involved. Wow. Founder Laura Some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last.

[Chick McGee]

Name going. I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Is. Whatever. We're doing everything we can with paperwork, trying to do it right. There is no current record for the category of the largest Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Cookie exchange. Well, this is fascinating. So they could even. They could have a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Category created? Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

The plan. Isn't.

[Chick McGee]

That nice? Unclear how many cookies they will need to earn the.

[Christy Lee]

Inaugurable title. Well, if they don't have a record, then they already won.

[Tom Griswold]

The record. Oh, that's what.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Say. Yeah. Good for you people. That's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lovely feel. They're going through.

[Christy Lee]

The paperwork. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good start. Fun cookies. You.

[Chick McGee]

Like Christmas. And I'm not gonna do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Next one. Here's the thing with Christmas cookies. This is.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

Key. Yes. Don't hand them to me all mixed up in one Ziploc, please. Or.

[Christy Lee]

One tin. You want.

[Tom Griswold]

Them separated? You have to. Otherwise they all just taste the same, which is a weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Melange of. So your point is.

[Christy Lee]

As follows. Gotta keep.

[Tom Griswold]

Them separated. Y. My chocolate chip tasting a.

[Christy Lee]

Little like peanut butter or a Mexican wedding cake. Or get the powdered.

[Chick McGee]

Sugar everywhere. You don't want your chocolate chip tasting a little like.

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut butter. No, I want my peanut butter to taste like.

[Chick McGee]

Peanut butter. Are.

[Tom Griswold]

You insane? Not when it comes.

[Christy Lee]

To cookies. Do you do Christmas cookies with the decoration and the icing and everything and.

[Tom Griswold]

The sprinkles? I don't. I don't. But I like that kind.

[Christy Lee]

Of.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing. Okay. I make. I do make chocolate chip cookies every year. But it's from the. The brick that you break off the.

[Christy Lee]

Little squares.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. And half of those don't even make it into.

[Bob Kevoian]

The oven. There's a.

[Chick McGee]

Good stat. Talk about what percentage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy accident. Has anyone ever put all of that on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Cookie.

[Chick McGee]

Tray? Right. Why is the cookie. Why is the cookie dough so much better than the eventual cookie? You can have.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cookie. Who was the genius that invented cookie dough?

[Tom Griswold]

Ice cream. I don't. I mean, that was a.

[Chick McGee]

Great move. You can have that cookie. But I don't. You try to take the cookie dough out of.

[Christy Lee]

My hands. How often did your mom say, you can't eat that. It has raw eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

In it. Mine kind of went, nah, you're fine. We got to lick.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Chick McGee]

Beaters. Yeah. Anyway, here's the. Here's the mood of this next one. We'll have it when we come back, I guess. The record for crystal.

[Christy Lee]

Faberge eggs. Oh, one.

[Chick McGee]

Just sold.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there. Is that it? Is that the story?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. There's the world record. Egg prices are up 30.2. Way up. That's why you wanted to do this, so you could say egg prices are up.

[Tom Griswold]

Way up. Well, did you guys ever have any.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of those?

[Chick McGee]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

Faberge?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No. Would you make an omelet.

[Tom Griswold]

With one? No, I just mean. I don't know. I never.

[Chick McGee]

Got.

[Christy Lee]

Them. Them. They're.

[Bob Kevoian]

So expensive. Yeah, well, there are millions and millions of. They're only. They're only like 50 of them in.

[Tom Griswold]

The world. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

True. Faberge. Yeah, we'll find out about that, among other things. What else is coming up.

[Chick McGee]

In sports? That's it. Crystal Faberge record. Whatever you want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Call it. Okay, very good. We have interesting news in the world of. Of.

[Chick McGee]

Ice skating. Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That right? Well, it involves.

[Tom Griswold]

Luciano Pavarotti. Oh, I'd like to see him on.

[Chick McGee]

Ice skate. Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

He can. Well, you can now, kind of. You'll See? All right. Now, this portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to.

[Chick McGee]

You by. There's no way that Fat Brick can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ice skate. What did he ever do.

[Tom Griswold]

To.

[Chick McGee]

You? Yeah. Operas are the home of all the divas. That's where the name.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes from. Except for Enrico Palazzo. He's.

[Chick McGee]

Got great. He.

[Tom Griswold]

Is amazing. Yeah, yeah, he's.

[Chick McGee]

Good. That. That national anthem he.

[Tom Griswold]

Did remains. That's a Rico Palazzo.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

You by Ulta Beauty Holiday cheer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is here. And Ulta Beauty has gifts for everyone on.

[Christy Lee]

Your list. Treat them to fan favorite gift sets from Charlotte Tilbury and Peach and Lily go all out with timeless.

[Chick McGee]

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[Allie Breen]

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[Christy Lee]

Wrong with an Ulta Beauty gift card. Head to Ulta Beauty for.

[Chick McGee]

Gifts that make the holidays brighter and even more beautiful. Ulta Beauty gifting happens here. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs because the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Jake. Hello. Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Joins.

[Chick McGee]

Us. Hi. There's Josh Arnold Jer at the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace.

[Chick McGee]

Cosby. Hey. And in the words of Bill Murray, I'd like to speak on behalf of the entire platoon when I say it's too cold. Check local listings. I think we can. She'll all go back to bed and sleep another couple hours. Is that possible? Tom, would you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let us. Looking at you, Ms. Hooker. I think. Is it picture day here at the studio? You look so sweet and nice. You're all. Your hair's.

[Christy Lee]

All nice. Totally the opposite of what I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Usually am. Have a white.

[Christy Lee]

Sweater on. Yeah. I feel very first lady ish today. Like when I left. That was that. I wasn't trying for first lady. But that's.

[Tom Griswold]

The vibe. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So. Yeah. My hair.

[Tom Griswold]

My sweater. It's our Christmas party today. It is. Some of us.

[Christy Lee]

Spruced up. Yeah. A.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little festive.

[Tom Griswold]

You did. Yes. I'm wearing my.

[Chick McGee]

Green. Yeah. Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy holiday. Your. Your green.

[Tom Griswold]

Lumberjack look. I may have trimmed my.

[Christy Lee]

Ear hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thanks. Good for you. Do you trim it with an electric or.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. I'm all.

[Christy Lee]

Electric.

[Chick McGee]

Baby. Well. Yeah. What do you mean? You know what? I was on a. I was on a hunt to find the. The ultimate nose hair trimmers and I accidentally ordered that were a manual. Like. You squeezed them.

[Christy Lee]

Like.

[Chick McGee]

Scissors. What? And it would. It would trim. It would trim.

[Tom Griswold]

Your nose.

[Chick McGee]

No way. They were.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst. They were.

[Chick McGee]

The worst. Yeah. But where else? And it would just. It didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Do.

[Chick McGee]

Anything.

[Christy Lee]

Huh? Yeah. Did you have to.

[Chick McGee]

Yank it? No, no, no. It spun around when you squeezed. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was. It was like.

[Chick McGee]

An old. Didn't have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything else. Throwback day.

[Chick McGee]

On Amazon. No. It must have been. Somebody has to get rid of these and make. Make it look like it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Electronic wool. On ironmaiden.com this hopeful fool will.

[Tom Griswold]

Order these. My nose hairs are primarily gray. How about.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys? Half and half.

[Tom Griswold]

For.

[Chick McGee]

Me? Okay. There are.

[Tom Griswold]

Some. So. Yeah. Mine are mostly gray and it's. That's what's probably because you can really.

[Chick McGee]

See those. You used to ask me about this all the time and it's finally happened. I do have gray pubic hair, by the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Way.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Oh, and you do not. By your. Not a one. By.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your response. I'D have to.

[Chick McGee]

Double check. I'd have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Double check. Maybe an errant gray one. That makes sense. I guess. I do a comb over down there. Down there you have a full, like.

[Chick McGee]

Male pattern. I'll speak your language. Like a kooky burns.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pompadour back. Oh, yeah. I do.

[Chick McGee]

A pubidor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. I've got the whole. I've got the whole thing. I gel it up in.

[Tom Griswold]

The morning. You don't go old school and do like.

[Chick McGee]

A D.A. you remember what D.A.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stood for? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Duck's ass. Duck's ass up in.

[Chick McGee]

The front? No, no, in the back. It looks like a duck from.

[Christy Lee]

A back. What's the thing in.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Christy Lee]

Back? Pompadour. No, where it.

[Chick McGee]

Flipped up. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Flip back. Wasn't there like a flip up in.

[Bob Kevoian]

The front? Yeah, oh, yeah. That was called.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

Princeton. Okay. Yes, we had a crew cut. Except in the front you.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a. Yeah, that flipped.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up. Gotcha. That was. I'm sure those.

[Chick McGee]

Vary regionally. I feel like we age 10 years him just.

[Christy Lee]

Saying that. My dad used to do that joke when I first cut my hair like this and it flips out in the back. He said, oh, you got that oughta been haircut. And I said, oughta been? He said, oughta been on a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Duck'S ass. Your dad.

[Christy Lee]

Said he. Oh, yeah. My dad's my.

[Chick McGee]

Biggest bully. Wow. Geez.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'S rough. Next to my mom, I.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T know. To get along.

[Bob Kevoian]

In life. Tom, this just started when I said something nice. You look great today. I wanted to do today in history because I want to cheer.

[Chick McGee]

Chick up. How's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Happen? How. How is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That going? Because I'm going to ask you a question. You're going to get the.

[Tom Griswold]

Right answer. Okay, Chick, by the way, you don't seem like you're in a.

[Chick McGee]

Bad mood. Thank you. Thank you very much. I hate it when you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do that. Honestly, that puts him in a.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad mood. I'm with him. I can't. Yeah, you want to get me in a bad mood? Tell me I'm in a.

[Chick McGee]

Bad mood. I told him something very personal this morning when I came in. I tried to bring him into my. And now he's turning it.

[Bob Kevoian]

On me. I gave you some very.

[Chick McGee]

Solid advice. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You did. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Good. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's off.

[Chick McGee]

It's off. There was a death in the family. I'm sorry is what I'm telling you, and not especially close. And I don't know what to do about it. Oh. So I'm going to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go inward and sulk. And this. And no matter what you do, it'll be the.

[Chick McGee]

Wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Decision. Exactly. We're all here for you.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Know. Exactly. Good. Today in history. This first one is going to make Chick feel. But he's going to know.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

Answer. Okay. 1931 Alka Seltzer goes on sale. Now, there's an interesting fact about Alka Seltzer and you can check this. Because Alka Seltzer was famous for a jingle that went plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is. Yes. And in all my years, I have never once tried Alka Seltzer. I don't even know what.

[Christy Lee]

It'S for. You haven't tried their Alka Seltzer.

[Tom Griswold]

Flu medicine? Because I think.

[Christy Lee]

It'S good. Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. No, but in the commercial, they popped. It was plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Because they popped two of the tablets.

[Chick McGee]

Into water. But that wasn't their. Wasn't that an accident that they. People started using two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alka Self. Exactly. And it was a.

[Chick McGee]

Marketing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gimmick. Right. And people suddenly thought because it was on TV and TV's always right. They started using two at.

[Christy Lee]

A time. You were only supposed to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Use one. It was not ever stated that it was supposed to be two.

[Christy Lee]

And now they're packaged.

[Bob Kevoian]

As two. Yeah, but so I don't even know what.

[Christy Lee]

It'S for. The.

[Allie Breen]

Orange flavor. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

They have. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Just floating. Relief. Kinda.

[Christy Lee]

Gestion. Yeah. But now they have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Flu one. Yeah. For gastric stuff. But the cold and flu is.

[Christy Lee]

Really good. It doesn't have aspirin.

[Tom Griswold]

In it. I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Not sure.

[Christy Lee]

Could.

[Tom Griswold]

Have. Could. You know what? I think so. Because some people use it for.

[Christy Lee]

Like hangovers. Yeah. It is a plus.

[Bob Kevoian]

For hangovers. I know. RFK JR says it.

[Tom Griswold]

Cures cancer. It's one of those things that. I think you would like.

[Christy Lee]

It because the orange.

[Bob Kevoian]

Flavored one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. You would like it because it tastes like those LaCroix kind of.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Yeah. Sparkling water. Like.

[Bob Kevoian]

A burp. Back to history. In 1967, the first human heart transplant. I remember seeing one of these.

[Tom Griswold]

Early on. A.

[Bob Kevoian]

Heart transplant? No. And they showed a guy. I'm not kidding. With his foot on top of a cooler. And they were transporting and I was thinking what a great ad this is. Remember the coolers that used to have igloo? Yeah. And it looked like red and white. Looked like a shoe shine kit there. You could put your foot.

[Christy Lee]

On.

[Bob Kevoian]

It. Yeah. What a great ad. This stuff will Not. Just keep your beer cold, Josh. It'll keep your heart fresh. To be put in.

[Tom Griswold]

Somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Else. Yes. That's pretty cool. The first one done.

[Tom Griswold]

In 1967. The first successful.

[Bob Kevoian]

I imagine. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think brief. The recipient didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Reject it. Maybe after a.

[Chick McGee]

Short time. Of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Course not. This one is for.

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lee. Yes. 1979, the last AMC Pacer rolls off the.

[Christy Lee]

Assembly line.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

What year? 79. Did you.

[Chick McGee]

Have one? I didn't. I had.

[Bob Kevoian]

A Gremlin. I rode in a Pace. And for those.

[Christy Lee]

Of you. I used to write in.

[Bob Kevoian]

A Pacer. It looked like the.

[Christy Lee]

Jetsons mobile.

[Tom Griswold]

It does. I used to ride on.

[Christy Lee]

A Pacer. I used to take one to gymnastics practice. One of the girls on my team, her mom had.

[Bob Kevoian]

A Pacer. A lot of. A lot.

[Christy Lee]

Of glass. Like riding in.

[Tom Griswold]

A fishbowl. Were they.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Cars? No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Okay. And interestingly enough, since the. In 79, the last AMC Pacer roll offline. Since then, the Indiana Pacers have not won a championship. And it doesn't look like it's happening.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Bob Kevoian]

Year. No. Recently went to a game, which they won, but that was.

[Chick McGee]

One of. They really keep track of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Things.

[Chick McGee]

There. Don't. There's a scoreboard.

[Bob Kevoian]

There now. 4 and 14. This is interesting. In 2017, on board the International Space Station, they held a.

[Christy Lee]

Pizza.

[Bob Kevoian]

Party. Yeah. Anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that? No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. Famous.

[Chick McGee]

Pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Party. No. What'd they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go with? Oh, it doesn't say here. I mean, probably just like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Cracker.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. Yeah. Cold tomato paste.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

NASA. Whatever. I heard they left the guy a good.

[Tom Griswold]

Tip, though. Well.

[Christy Lee]

That'S nice. They didn't get it in 30 minutes, I can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell you. Yeah. This is for Josh. This one's.

[Tom Griswold]

For Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy me. Happy birthday. 1857.

[Tom Griswold]

Joseph Conrad. Ah, yes. Heart of Darkness. I enjoy that book. I don't think you did. If we. If we feel like we've talked about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Kurtz.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dead? Yes. All I remember. Well, yeah, that, of course, was Apocalypse Now. Pretentiously grafted. Happy birthday, Ozzy Osbourne. Oh, Rip recently passed. How old was.

[Christy Lee]

Ozzy? 76. Real old. You have his birth date right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T you? Right in front.

[Christy Lee]

Of you. Birthday. How old.

[Chick McGee]

He was? You got information right in front.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of you. You're asking me to.

[Christy Lee]

Do.

[Tom Griswold]

Math? 1940. Well, you can just tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Us what 40 he was born.

[Tom Griswold]

In 48. Oh, he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was.

[Chick McGee]

91. So write that down so you don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Forget 91. Happy birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Julianne Moore, great actress. Not. I am not. Attracted to her.

[Christy Lee]

At all? Yeah, she's pretty. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Too. So you don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

The jeans? So sorry, Julianne. I know you.

[Chick McGee]

Were interested. Isn't she the one in shortcuts walking around.

[Tom Griswold]

Without bottoms? Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Come on, Altman. You couldn't have.

[Chick McGee]

Gotten anybody. Yeah. Put pants.

[Tom Griswold]

On her.

[Christy Lee]

Big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lebowski. Yeah. There's a parent out there that has a family named Moore. They name their.

[Tom Griswold]

Kid Lester.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lester Moore. Kind of a cruel joke. Just. Just asking. The fine actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Brendan.

[Christy Lee]

Fraser. Born. See the. See his latest movie. It's incredible. Rental family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah. And they're making the. Another mummy movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Mummy Dearest. Yeah, that'll.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be good. In which he. People with.

[Tom Griswold]

A hanger. No more. No more.

[Chick McGee]

Wire hangers. I still say the line in that movie that gets overlooked. Christina, get me the axe. I love that she says.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. Yeah. Happy birthday. I always like this guy. He was a good announcer. Jim Sorgi, born in 1980, famous backup quarterback to.

[Tom Griswold]

Peyton Manning. Chick. You're shaking.

[Chick McGee]

Your head. His love of certain broadcasters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Baffles me. I thought he.

[Chick McGee]

Was great. Yeah, well.

[Bob Kevoian]

You would. Sorgy is what happens if you're really old and you go to.

[Chick McGee]

A orgy. So you really like this? You really don't care. You just want to make fun of. His name.

[Tom Griswold]

Is basically. But this is.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. Boy, I'm. I'm sorry. What do you mean? I really did a lot of.

[Bob Kevoian]

The orgy. I didn't. I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Stretch everything. I swallowed an.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ogden Nash. Okay. Okay. Thank you very much. And we'll call it quits right there. Thank you very much. Because I don't know how to pronounce.

[Tom Griswold]

Her name. Well, just give us.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your best. Amanda. Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Seyfried. Seyfried. Amanda Seyfried. She was just on cbs Sunday Morning.

[Chick McGee]

On Sunday. She's. She's.

[Christy Lee]

Got wild.

[Chick McGee]

Mamma Mia. She's got.

[Christy Lee]

Wild eyes.

[Chick McGee]

She does. She could look.

[Christy Lee]

Around corners. She's really. She's.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet. Her.

[Chick McGee]

Her Periph. She can be the great.

[Tom Griswold]

Fighter pilot. She's mildly walleyed.

[Chick McGee]

Isn'T.

[Tom Griswold]

She? Yes. Guys. Oh, no. She's. I think.

[Chick McGee]

She'S adorable. Amanda everywhere. Because she was.

[Tom Griswold]

Everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

There. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's a farm in upstate New York. She takes care of a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of animals. Sounds great. I don't know who.

[Chick McGee]

She is. What's she.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hiding, huh? Okay, now we've wrapped up sports. Is.

[Chick McGee]

That correct? Yeah. You're in your damn Faberge egg story. That Christie also has by.

[Tom Griswold]

The way I think my grandma had. Obviously they were replica.

[Christy Lee]

Faberge eggs. Well, I think they Faberge continued to make eggs, but the real rare ones, like the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Russian.

[Tom Griswold]

Ones. Yeah. I mean, she had a glass or ceramic.

[Christy Lee]

Type.

[Tom Griswold]

Egg. Okay. And I remember them being referred to as.

[Bob Kevoian]

Faberge.

[Christy Lee]

Eggs. Yeah. A rare Faberge egg crafted for Russia's ruling family before the revolution, sold for more than $30 million by Christie's in.

[Bob Kevoian]

London Tuesday. I told you. I told you egg prices were.

[Christy Lee]

Going up. There's a picture. Do you have a picture of that, Jason? I don't know. I have one here.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Very pretty. Yeah, it's really pretty. It's a snowflake motif of. There you go. Of platinum. And it has that little bouquet of flowers on the inside. 4, 500.

[Tom Griswold]

Tiny diamonds. And I wouldn't spend 30 million on it, but it's. It.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is lovely. What do you do with it when you.

[Christy Lee]

Get it? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it. Jam it right.

[Chick McGee]

Up your. Oh, yeah. And just cry from.

[Christy Lee]

The pain. It was commissioned by Czar Nicholas II in 1913 as a present for.

[Chick McGee]

His mummy. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, no. Hope his mom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Appreciated it. I guess the first time it's gone up. It was once sold for 5 million, then 9 million, now.

[Christy Lee]

30 million. It sold for 18 and.

[Chick McGee]

A.

[Christy Lee]

Half. What? Oh, no. The previous record was 18 and a half million for another Faberge egg back.

[Bob Kevoian]

In 2017. This one says it's entitled the.

[Christy Lee]

Winter Egg.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Sure. It looks like a winter egg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn'T it? That sounds like a. Doesn't that sound like a.

[Tom Griswold]

Hallmark movie? The.

[Bob Kevoian]

Winter Egg. The Winter Egg. A small town.

[Tom Griswold]

Goose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Farmer. Yes. Meets a lesbian who.

[Tom Griswold]

He reforms. Reforms. Now you're taught. No, that would be more great.

[Chick McGee]

American Family. You got the.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Network. Yeah. She was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Obviously deprogrammed. The.

[Chick McGee]

Winter egg. Man, I hope somebody's getting this. I hope.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'Re not. He knocks her up. What did he shell out for that egg? Okay. Shell out. Okay, Pat, you got a.

[Chick McGee]

Song for us ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

To go? Okay, good. We'll come back with that. Also, we have what happens when a raccoon breaks into a.

[Christy Lee]

Liquor store. He has a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great time. Yes, I'm a very.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Time. Yes. Can you imagine being a.

[Tom Griswold]

Hungover raccoon?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man. Give him some Alka Seltzer. There.

[Bob Kevoian]

You go. It all ties in. And what does your butt say about your health? We're gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out. My butt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Says this.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Is that comedy? I'm really trying to figure.

[Bob Kevoian]

It out. You're the arbiter. Give us the word from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Netflix. Global superstar and comedy sensation Kevin Hart returns for his fifth Netflix special. Acting.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

On Netflix.

[Chick McGee]

There's not. There's nothing anyone can do it. Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Lee. Hello. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick. Maybe a song this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Time, Tom. Yeah, but I got a quiz.

[Chick McGee]

For you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna. I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

You up. Jess.

[Allie Breen]

Hooker's.

[Chick McGee]

Here. Hi. Once again, I'm inconsolable. I guess there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. Arnold. We really need you to.

[Chick McGee]

Cheer up. I know. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom. We were talking about Alka Seltzer and.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never. That's kind of what you do.

[Christy Lee]

After alcohol. I'm pretty shocked that you've never had Alka Seltzer. That seems like something your parents would definitely have in their house. Yeah. You're such an old school guy. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Old school. Or maybe they called it. They were so old school that. Please go give me some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sodium carbonate. Oh, yeah. What was it? Bicarbonate.

[Tom Griswold]

Or whatever? Yes, I mean, that's what.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is. Yeah, Yeah, I know. We never. I never the. But I'm bringing it up for a reason. And it was famous because in the commercials, plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is after that aired, people started putting two in to drink. Whatever. I mean, it's just. It's a potion. Like every. You know, people always think potions are going to.

[Tom Griswold]

Be helpful. No, it works. It's an.

[Christy Lee]

Effective product. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

A medicine. It has.

[Christy Lee]

A purpose. I'm pretty sure it has aspirin. I can't wait till we get to the reason why he thinks it's fake.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. No, no, I don't think it's fake. I just think it as a kid, they came out with a product for kids that was like Alka Seltzer, but it was a sort of a happy drink. Do you remember what it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Called, Chick? Alfalfa Seltzer. And Alfalfa.

[Chick McGee]

Was the. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. You would take these tablets and toss them in a glass.

[Christy Lee]

Of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Water. Yeah. Do you remember.

[Chick McGee]

These? No. Oh, didn't they. It made it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Flavored water. It made it bubbly, fizzy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Fizzies. Yeah. They.

[Chick McGee]

Were called. I do remember fizzies. Now that you say fizzies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were fizzies. They.

[Tom Griswold]

Were huge. Oh, that's why everybody. That's why all of us are.

[Christy Lee]

Slack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jawed. Fizzies. Fizzies at one point outsold Kool Aid in the.

[Chick McGee]

United.

[Tom Griswold]

States. Sure. Kool Aid hadn't been.

[Bob Kevoian]

Invented here. What year, what year fizzies were introduced? In the 50s.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. 50s.

[Bob Kevoian]

And 60s. They became nationwide in the 60s, quote, they became very popular, outselling.

[Christy Lee]

Kool Aid. Was it packaged the same.

[Bob Kevoian]

As Alka Seltzer as I recall. I thought. I don't. I. I just remember. I just remember you threw these. I remember.

[Christy Lee]

It was. It looked like the. This.

[Tom Griswold]

Is what. Will you look at.

[Allie Breen]

That ad? Let.

[Christy Lee]

Me see. How old is it? Is it so old? 50s. It's black.

[Tom Griswold]

And white. It's got like the.

[Christy Lee]

Lone Ranger. Yeah. No.

[Chick McGee]

Way. Yeah. There.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is. So you could pretend you were in a. You could pretend you were hungover. Take a candy cigarette, throw.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like it. Throw a couple of fizzies in it and go. I'll tell you what, I tied one on last night.

[Christy Lee]

Dad. Wow. Alka Seltzer is aspirin, citric acid and sodium bicarbonate. That's what's.

[Bob Kevoian]

In there. Okay. I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

It'S fine. I'm shocked. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn'T have. It is interesting. When you're a kid, you want to do.

[Christy Lee]

Adult things. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And when you're an adult, you just want to do.

[Christy Lee]

Kid things. It.

[Tom Griswold]

Does. Flip. Isn't.

[Chick McGee]

That poignant? It sounds like it.

[Christy Lee]

Means something. What kid thing do you want.

[Tom Griswold]

To do? Which I think played Nintendo. And, and like I. I saw this thing where, I mean, these have been out for years, but it's a little console and you plug it in your TV and all of a sudden you have.

[Christy Lee]

3000 games.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. And I just want to eat Mac and cheese and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do that. Last thought, I got back to the house after kind of a long day and one of the Sleds was leaning up against the door of it. Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

How.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. Yes. How cool. A little bit of sledding. When we were talking about that commercial right now for Amazon that has the three elderly women on the bench and they order the. Or the seats for the sleds, and it shows them going down the hill with the Beatles. What song? It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

John Lennon. In this life. In.

[Bob Kevoian]

My life. In my life. An instrumental of that in.

[Chick McGee]

The background. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Very sweet. So did you go sledding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last night? No, I went to sleep. I had a very long day. Where were they sledding? Yeah, at their school. There's a nice little. But the. That commercial is really cool. It's really fun. They don't show the second part where one of the ladies has a heart attack walking back up.

[Tom Griswold]

The hill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thankfully. Toting the sled. And then they. Then they have her. The E. EMTs, they run a sledge, like a ski resort, Towing her back to.

[Christy Lee]

The ambulance. Do you guys call a sled a.

[Tom Griswold]

Toboggan? No. If it's a toboggan sled, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

A toboggan. Toboggan's the woodwork. One that.

[Christy Lee]

Has the. Oh, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Specific to. Oh, yeah, You. You can also buy.

[Christy Lee]

Plastic toboggans.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Can? Yeah. Is it toboggan? The one that goes out and curls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up under.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay. Do you call a scarf.

[Christy Lee]

A toboggan? No, I do you call a hat.

[Chick McGee]

A toboggan? I call it. I call a hat a toboggan.

[Christy Lee]

Always have. I think it's a regional thing because I also heard someone call it a toque. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S Canadian. Yeah. That.

[Christy Lee]

Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Canadian.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Canadian. It.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is.

[Chick McGee]

Canadian. Canadian. It's.

[Christy Lee]

From Canada. Canada. Yeah. A.

[Bob Kevoian]

Toque.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay. A roots toque. That would be.

[Christy Lee]

Very Canadian.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I'm surprised fizzies went out.

[Chick McGee]

Of business. I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

At all.

[Tom Griswold]

Good lord. I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Kool Aid. Are you still.

[Bob Kevoian]

Talking about. Well, no, but I mean, it was fun. I remember throwing them in there. I remember they tasted terrible, but.

[Christy Lee]

It was. That's why it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

A process. You'd open it up and you'd throw the things in. You get to watch them fizz when. That's cool when you're.

[Tom Griswold]

A kid. Oh, it is. I mean, stuff like that is cool when you're a kid.

[Christy Lee]

But it's. It's cool to you still. You love.

[Tom Griswold]

A process. Actually, you know what? It is still.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Of. Yeah. I think it's kind of cool to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oka seltzer. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool. Sure. I mean, because they could probably make this.

[Christy Lee]

Stuff pre.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure. But it's, it's kind of, it's like you're.

[Christy Lee]

Doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something. Okay. Like smoking. Smoking. It's like, wait a minute, I don't have anything to do. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Gonna smoke. The process of smoking is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do. I get to carry around.

[Christy Lee]

Matches.

[Tom Griswold]

And. Yeah. A lot of doctors say sometimes you should just smoke for.

[Bob Kevoian]

The activity. I read that. And they, and they recommend the.

[Tom Griswold]

Non.

[Chick McGee]

Filter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. If you're gonna go for it, go on. Yeah. Okay, good. Wake up. I want to congratulate. I want to congratulate Dan Frederick. Another winner. He got that 500e gift card to Stephen Singer jewelers. You could get one for week 14. Week 14 in the NFL begins Thursday evening. Go to bobandtom.com and look for our pigskin picks competition bobandtom.com contest. Just pick the winners. He picked, let's see, he got 14 of 16. It was a five way tie. He had all the tiebreakers. So it's pretty simple. Just pick the winners. You might want to use your guide Chick Magee, who had a.

[Chick McGee]

Very strong Week 10 and 5, baby, against the spread this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last week. And you. And for this contest, you don't even have to go against the spread. We'll be talking to Mr. Frederick, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

Proprietor. Frederick. Mr. Frederick, he has a son. Salon Fredericks of Indiana.

[Chick McGee]

They saw. Oh, it's John Fred. I keep thinking of from B52s. No, John Fred and the Playboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Band. Right? Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yes. Is it. Was it John friend something.

[Chick McGee]

Fred and the Playboy.

[Christy Lee]

In disguise.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's. Yeah, right. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Disguise Perenn. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Love that. I think it is John Fred. And then who's the Fred from B52S? If you see me at a certain type of bar. Fred.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rock lobster. Yeah, that.

[Chick McGee]

Guy. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fred Rhodes. Not even Dan Frederick with the school. Fred is.

[Tom Griswold]

Our winner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he? Yes. And he's from Fredericks of Indiana where they.

[Tom Griswold]

Make sexy. Remember Fred Schneider is in Beef Schneider, Fredericks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of Indiana. Like, like the.

[Christy Lee]

Sexy overalls. Oh my God. Remember Fredericks of.

[Tom Griswold]

Hollywood together. I just remember looking at like Victoria's Secret going, oh man, look at these slots. And then Fredericks went, you want to.

[Christy Lee]

See.

[Bob Kevoian]

Slots? Yes. So yesterday I had to take my daughter to this. To this.

[Christy Lee]

Salon thing. A salon thing? You mean she had.

[Bob Kevoian]

A haircut? No, it was, it was a Medical building. And there's like a main lobby and then there's a dentist to the left. And the salon, there's a bunch of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Different things. So. Yes, but I'm. I. It was one of those places where if I go home, I'll have to turn around and come right back. So I just.

[Christy Lee]

Sat there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, gotcha. And did some stuff, but I wasn't really.

[Christy Lee]

Paying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Attention. Sure. I was looking at my phone and doing stuff. And then I look up and they have a big screen TV in there and they're. They're playing kind of an ad for the salon. I look up and there is a woman virtually topless, just boobs, just.

[Christy Lee]

Hanging out. Was it about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boob jobs? I.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I had to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have been. I don't know. But I mean, can you.

[Chick McGee]

Say boobs? Just hanging.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out again? I mean, they were huge. And they're like.

[Tom Griswold]

What is. And you gagged.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gay man. Am I seeing.

[Christy Lee]

This correctly? Well, you were probably near a plastic surgeon's office or.

[Chick McGee]

Something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay. Well. Oh, okay. I. I just wasn't.

[Christy Lee]

You know. You. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Were surprised. Yeah, I bet it was shocking. I looked up like, whoa, which daughter? How old? Yeah, I mean, that. That had to have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Been. Yeah. That we were not there for that purpose, by the way. Oh, I know that. Hey, my 12 year old for Christmas, guess what I.

[Christy Lee]

Got her. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

My gosh. Hey, top heavy. I think there are restrictions on that, but based on ethics, etc. Etc. I should have taken a picture of it. It was unbelievable. Coming up in the news. What have you.

[Christy Lee]

Got, Christy? Coming up, we will talk about the shape of your buttocks and what it means to some researchers. Also, dental drills are in the news today. Did the dental drill freak.

[Tom Griswold]

You out? It's not a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pleasant sound. That's.

[Christy Lee]

The issue. Yeah, that is.

[Tom Griswold]

An.

[Christy Lee]

Issue. Silencers. Now, you've brought this up before, and I've noticed it all the time. The dental industry has not changed much since we.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were kids. I mean, well, they did get rid of that ecological disaster. Remember when you spitting. You'd spit into that.

[Christy Lee]

Thing and. Yeah. And it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Swirl around.

[Christy Lee]

Swirl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Around. Yeah. You're.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably too. No. When I first started going to dentist, you'd have to spit.

[Christy Lee]

Into that. Into.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing. And then they came out with the.

[Christy Lee]

Sucker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thing. Yeah. Where did all the ones you spit.

[Christy Lee]

In go? I.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T know. Warehouse in New Jersey. That's where.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything goes. I mean, if you go to some country that may be somewhat.

[Tom Griswold]

Less.

[Bob Kevoian]

Developed. Yeah. For a urinal, it'd be more fun than the ones.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. You're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly right. You get to pee in that. Just like fizzies. There's a process. See, this all ties in. You can see there's an.

[Tom Griswold]

Inherent logic. You have to really want to.

[Chick McGee]

See it. Yeah, you really, you really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think that. Which is. We ask you to try. I blame our winner, dude. We'll be right back at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Savor responsibly. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Jake Mehee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. Chick. Maybe a song this time, Chick. Possibly a song this time. There's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jess Hooker. I think we may have one.

[Christy Lee]

Coming there. There was a meeting in.

[Chick McGee]

The hall. There would be no, that'd be great. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Dot com. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick McGee. Couple things. We've been talking about Christmas music. I'm a big fan and we've been, for some reason arguing about.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas music. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

We haven't. And I mean, we all have different tastes. I for one, Enjoy the Paul McCartney song Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas Time. Oh, oh, I.

[Christy Lee]

Do too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like that. That's for some reason, that's one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Ones that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That'S. No. You guys don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like it. A lot of People don't. I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Very much. Did you see the Elton.

[Chick McGee]

John Instagram? I.

[Christy Lee]

Can'T imagine. He's walking around in his kitchen and every time he opens a cabinet. Step into.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christmas. No.

[Christy Lee]

That's funny. It.

[Chick McGee]

Was really. Yeah. Everybody hates Step into Christmas, Even Elton John. Count me. Count me among.

[Tom Griswold]

That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Number. Number. Yeah, that's one of those turds someone's. Hey, Elton, we need a Christmas song. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Too busy. Oh, it's. It's a really cute video. I'll have to.

[Chick McGee]

Find it. We can watch the snowfall forever.

[Bob Kevoian]

And ever. Christy and I have been arguing. I say there are some great new contemporary.

[Christy Lee]

Christmas songs. Wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

The argument. Well, either way, I win. The point is, there's so many, it's hard to keep. But I. I. Pat, we've challenged you. Yeah. To come up with a. A new Christmas song that'll be an instant classic. I don't know what the topic is, but you. Christmas. Okay. That's all we need. There's no. There's no particular. I mean, it's Christmas, but is it snow? Is.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Grandma? Yeah. What's all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Christmas. Okay. But Christy has said there are no new Christmas songs. And Tom comes to me yesterday. I have an idea, and I.

[Christy Lee]

Liked.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Okay. He goes, run.

[Bob Kevoian]

With that. So here.

[Tom Griswold]

We are. I've been working on it all day, all morning, a little distracted. So here we go. Twas the night before Christmas There was a stirring in the house it could be Santa or a burglar so I went to check it out and there under the chimney was a slightly familiar face but his cheeks were sunken his red suit didn't fit Someone's lost a lot of weight his son Santa on Ozempic say it isn't so he doesn't look or sound right when he says ho, ho, ho he avoids the milk and cookies his belly's not big and round he's not fat and jolly anymore no, but his cholesterol's down oh, right. He must have been diabetic and prescribed a GLP he won. He's quiet about the details but, man, he's lost a ton no one likes a skinny Santa we want a fat snake Saint Nick so let's write Santa Claus a letter get off the Ozempic or could it be Manjaro? Say it isn't so he doesn't look or sound right when he says ho, ho, ho he's gaunt and sucking cheeked and looks a little listless no one wants a thin and cranky Santa Claus get fat and jolly again for Christmas. Get off the Ozempic for us this Christmas. Ho.

[Christy Lee]

Ho, ho. That's contemporary.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Yeah. Easier to get down.

[Tom Griswold]

The chimney.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Instant classic. Might, might fall. Might, might fall right through to the.

[Christy Lee]

Furnace. No. What kind of fireplace do.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have? Old school. We were talking furnaces earlier because of. Well, remember the movie A Christmas Story? There's that whole. That running gag with the furnace making all the scary noises and he has to keep running down there and all the cursing. It's so funny. Then the. What was I mentioned? Oh, yeah, And.

[Christy Lee]

Home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alone. Yeah. There's that scary scene where he goes down the. Kevin goes down the basement and there's.

[Tom Griswold]

The scary. Finally tells it to shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn'T he? I think all furnaces have some kind of their own noise, their.

[Tom Griswold]

Own sound. As a kid, you don't know what's.

[Christy Lee]

Going on. Right. And your house, you have that. You know, I live in a new house. This is my first winter. And it's. There are new sounds. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of. But they're different. I grew up in a house that was fairly old and I. And I remember I got back from school at one point and they'd replaced.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

Furnace. Yeah. And the place that the furnace had been, where it was, the new furnace took up about a quarter of the space. They're a lot more compact. I think they're a lot quieter than they used to be. Well, yeah, there was something about those old.

[Christy Lee]

Furnaces that. Yeah. When they fire up, made a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lot of. They made a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Of everyone. And the pipes, you know, when they heat up. And the duct. The duct work, if.

[Bob Kevoian]

You will.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. It would expand. It's not like dents.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming out. I can remember. Yeah. The school, elementary school I went to when the heat would go on and. Yeah. You'd hear that creaking all over the school. And they had the old fashioned radiators and you could put stuff on them to heat.

[Tom Griswold]

Them up. Oh, like your wet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mittens and. What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You didn't have an oil furnace, did you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Your parents. Is that why you had up in.

[Tom Griswold]

Harbor Springs?

[Christy Lee]

We did. Oh. Where they had to like put it down through the basement. They would have that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little shoe. Oh, that's one of my favorite stories. You know this one, if you, if you had.

[Christy Lee]

Oil.

[Bob Kevoian]

Heat. Yeah. You'd have a. How do I describe it? There would be like a. Like a kind of a window to your basement.

[Chick McGee]

Sort.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of. Okay. And there'd be this shoot. The shoot. Yeah. And there was a. There was.

[Chick McGee]

A.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hookup. Yeah. And the oil truck would come hook up and it would fill.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Chick McGee]

Tank. Right. So if the other side ran to.

[Bob Kevoian]

A tank. Yeah. And so this guy was redoing his house. This is a true story up in Harbor Springs. And he had had the oil furnace replaced with a.

[Christy Lee]

Gas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Furnace. Okay. He had neglected to take the chute out. And the oil company was on a regular schedule and. And he wasn't there. They came out and they hooked the truck up and flipped the switch. Filling his basement with. That was. That was. That was a.

[Christy Lee]

Tear down. Wow. The.

[Bob Kevoian]

House down. It was. Are you. It was. In fact, it.

[Chick McGee]

Was impregnated. Either that or make it a super fun site.

[Tom Griswold]

Either.

[Christy Lee]

Way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yikes. I wish. I wish that contemporary furnaces could. They add like a pill you could put in so it would smell like an old fashioned.

[Christy Lee]

Furnace.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? What? You know that smell. You'd first turn the.

[Tom Griswold]

Furnace on. Possum bones. Nobody likes.

[Chick McGee]

That smell. You have. You have.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to. That's like my least favorite day of the year is when I turn the furniture, the heat on for the first time. And your house smells like you've been.

[Chick McGee]

Ironing moths. 2026 is right around.

[Bob Kevoian]

The corner. Just.

[Chick McGee]

Ask him. Come with.

[Christy Lee]

Us, please. Speaking of movies, a recent survey shows most Brits do not consider Die Hard to be a.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas movie. Oh, okay. Neither does Macaulay Culkin. He recently got booed at a convention for.

[Christy Lee]

Saying that. Yeah. Well, actually, Home Alone was named the top Christmas movie.

[Chick McGee]

There. Yeah. There's been the video of Bruce Willis doing something from a while ago that says Die Hard is not a Christmas. Right out of.

[Tom Griswold]

His mouth. Macaulay Colgan's point was kind of interesting. He goes, you set that thing at St. Patrick's Day. It's no. It's no different. I disagree. I think the whole Christmas party.

[Christy Lee]

Feels absolutely. I've always thought it was a Christmas. A lot of people think that. It's one of their favorite Die Hards. One of their favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christmas movies. And were you. Were you happy and Die Hard. I know I was. When he shot the guy, the frat.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy that. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

The cokehead. Yeah. To make a deal.

[Tom Griswold]

With him. Yeah. You can't wait for that guy.

[Chick McGee]

To die. Not real.

[Christy Lee]

Christmasy, but 40% defended the movie as a holiday classic. 5% chose it as their favorite film. Once again, Home Alone named the top Christmas movie. This was in Britain. Followed by Love, actually. 10%, It's a Wonderful Life. 10%. And. And of course, Josh's favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Elf in at 5% Love actually is.

[Chick McGee]

Also divisive. Now give.

[Christy Lee]

Us the. In this room.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is. Oh, I'm a big.

[Christy Lee]

Fan, Josh. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Am, too. No, it is terrible, but it makes a lot of people happy. What are you.

[Christy Lee]

Gonna do? It makes me cry. I can't watch it now after hearing Josh break it down about.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S. Yeah. There's not a real human being.

[Christy Lee]

In it. It makes.

[Chick McGee]

Me sad. Rowan Atkinson.

[Tom Griswold]

The salesperson. Oh, he's a couple funny.

[Christy Lee]

Things there. Liam Neeson ruining his wife's life.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. It's nothing. I.

[Chick McGee]

Mean, it's.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. It's actually the other guy.

[Tom Griswold]

But it makes people.

[Christy Lee]

Angry, so. Alan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rickman. Yeah. I like this where Josh gets everybody mad instead.

[Christy Lee]

Of me. What makes for you. What makes the perfect Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie, Josh? Oh, I think Home.

[Christy Lee]

Alone is. No, I mean, what would make the.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect Christmas? I'm about to say. I think Home Alone is one of the. One of the reason such a great Christmas movie is because it is fun and exciting and it has a real heart.

[Christy Lee]

To it. Heartwarming story. Number one on the list. 30% of the people, in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many ways. Which ones do.

[Tom Griswold]

You watch? Every year I watch Scrooged, Christmas Vacation, Home Alone. Both Home Alones. Well, I know there are more than two, but one and two, I like to watch.

[Christy Lee]

Trading.

[Tom Griswold]

Places. Yeah. Ackroyd in a Santa suit on a bus crazily eating a salmon. It's not the holidays until I.

[Chick McGee]

See.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Okay. And Die Hard. I try to watch every year. I don't always. Gremlins is often forgotten. That's. That's over the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christmas season. You also profoundly dislike elf, Is.

[Tom Griswold]

That correct? Yeah, I don't. I. Look, elf is fine. It's not. It's overrated is where.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm at. What would you personally put at number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Christmas movie? That.

[Chick McGee]

Is. That's. I gotta go. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful Life. I gotta go.

[Chick McGee]

It's great. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Got to. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fantastic. Yeah. I go.

[Chick McGee]

Christmas Story. I guess it's been revealed or brought to my attention that he. When he cries during Christmas Story. That wasn't supposed to happen, but he just come back from World War II. Flying missions in World.

[Tom Griswold]

War II. So, like, when he's, like, all tense and kind of yelling at.

[Chick McGee]

His.

[Tom Griswold]

Family. Wow. Like, he really.

[Christy Lee]

Channeled that. Miracle on 34th street is.

[Chick McGee]

Pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet. Wonderful. There's also a very little scene classic with Robert Mitchum and Janet Lee. And so right now, I even forget the name of it. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just wonderful. I'll find the name.

[Tom Griswold]

Psycho Santa. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'S right. Santa attacks the shower or.

[Tom Griswold]

Tony Perkins. Shop around the Corner is just wonderful. That's a great. I try to watch that.

[Chick McGee]

Every year. Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hallmark? No, that's Jimmy.

[Chick McGee]

Stewart.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh. They run a little store.

[Christy Lee]

During Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's. Is that you've.

[Christy Lee]

Got mail. You've got mail is. Yes. From that. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Holiday affairs. Yes. Holiday affair. If you ever get a chance, watch the TCM shows it a couple times.

[Bob Kevoian]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

Year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Lovely. All right, now, coming Christmas, coming up, we have someone who bought a. Bought a house, a used house, as many of us have a house someone used to live in previously owned. A little bit of a surprise when they found a case of live hand grenades that wasn't disclosed in the inspection. We'll find out about that. We have a weird Luciano Pavarotti news and we have some words of wisdom from the Pope. But right now, words of wisdom on a great gift, maybe even for you from.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

That sizzle? Oh, that's a.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Sizzle. No. Did you hear anything.

[Chick McGee]

At all? I didn't hear anything at all. Oh, now I.

[Tom Griswold]

Hear.

[Bob Kevoian]

It. Yes. That sounded more like slay.

[Chick McGee]

Boys. Sorry. Someone should be.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoying this. You can get 50% off during the Sizzle all the Way sale. And that's site wide. Half off everything@omaha steaks.com plus Bob and Tom listeners get an extra 35 bones off with promo code BTS at checkout. Right now, it's the perfect time to save on delicious gifts and holiday hosting favorites. You know, Christmas Eve, we don't cook like a huge ham or turkey or anything like that. We have everybody bring sort of different dishes this year. I think I'm gonna bring some jumbo franks. Serious. The adults and the kids will absolutely love those huge hot dogs. They are massive and they're so wonderful. The deli style franks, they plump up perfectly and they're gonna make a lot of people happy this year. Plus orders placed by 6pm Eastern time. Those ship same day so you don't have to worry about whether or not they're gonna arrive in time. But get on it. Don't wait. Because this is this sale Won't last forever. Omaha Steaks offers unrivaled quality and variety, and every bite is backed by their 100% guarantee. Now, you can't take one bite and go, that's delicious. And then take a second bite and go, I'm gonna want my money back on that bite. And then take a third bite. That one's good. That's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really how. Okay, thank you for.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Clarify. Save big on gourmet gifts and more holiday favorites with Omaha steaks. Visit Omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide during their sizzle all the.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. And for an extra $35 off, use promo code BTS at checkout. Terms apply C site for details. That's Omaha Steaks.com promo code BTS.

[Bob Kevoian]

At checkout. They don't ask us to do this, but I'm going to mention the lasagna. Ran into a friend of mine yesterday. Every year for Thanksgiving, they don't do.

[Tom Griswold]

A turkey. Oh, no kidding. What do.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do? They.

[Tom Griswold]

Do lasagna. How.

[Bob Kevoian]

About that? The Omaha Steaks lasagna is ridiculously good. It's. I. It doesn't make.

[Tom Griswold]

Any sense. Loaded with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quality meat. Yeah, that's why. Is that why it's so delicious? Well, check it out. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. We'd appreciate that. Coming up, we have your buns and your buttocks, if you will, and how that may reflect.

[Tom Griswold]

Your health. Should we all take pictures of our buns and post them? And then people can connect the asses to.

[Christy Lee]

The faces. I like.

[Bob Kevoian]

That, huh?

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Easy. Pretty. Nobody has butts in it. Well, there's two people in this room have butts. You don't. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick doesn't. Christy's got an ass. And Jess.

[Christy Lee]

And Ace. Jess.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Ace. I wish I didn't like her husband.

[Tom Griswold]

So much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but he's not here. Andy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm kidding. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. Yeah, that'd be very funny. But we're going to be coming back to these places, which would be the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Next role with.

[Tom Griswold]

Vernon Davis. The transformative journeys of athletes, artists, and entrepreneurs. We have very special guests. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Devon Franklin. Whether it's the movies I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing, whether it's TV shows, I just tap into the truth. That's what I bring to every project. Project. Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys. People always ask, how did.

[Bob Kevoian]

You make it to.

[Chick McGee]

The NFL? How'd you get.

[Tom Griswold]

Into acting? There's a story behind all of that. It's about whether you're willing.

[Bob Kevoian]

To tell your story.

[Tom Griswold]

Or not. Next Roll isn't about what's next. It's about why they do it. Next Roll with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen on your.

[Chick McGee]

Favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Lee. Hi. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Godwin. Hello. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess.

[Chick McGee]

Hooker. Hello. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold. Hi. He's at the IH Steven Singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Sidekick chair. Tom, we have to cancel the Christmas party. I'll tell you why in.

[Chick McGee]

A.

[Bob Kevoian]

Second. Okay. Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Plumbing issue. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Tom. No, thankfully, it's not a.

[Chick McGee]

Plumbing issue. I found it odd and somewhat confusing. I know what you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Gonna say. Yeah, yeah. I was asking. We're having some barbecue, and it'll be a great Christmas party, a great spread. But for dessert, I asked Jess here. I said, what do we got on the dessert menu here for the party? How about a crumble? I'm in the mood for a nice, crisp apple crumble. Yeah. And Jess.

[Christy Lee]

You said. What I'll say now is that's information that would have been useful.

[Tom Griswold]

Before today. So you're telling us.

[Christy Lee]

No crumble? No crumble.

[Allie Breen]

I got.

[Christy Lee]

I have. I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Cookies, though. So we'll be. We'll eat.

[Chick McGee]

Our meal.

[Tom Griswold]

That's odd. And then we're gonna sit there.

[Chick McGee]

Like morons. No.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Re not. No apple crumble with.

[Christy Lee]

No crumble.

[Tom Griswold]

No crumble. No crumble. At.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Christmas. Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

V. Cookies. You have individual.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrapped cookies. Will you crumble them up.

[Bob Kevoian]

For us?

[Chick McGee]

Could you?

[Christy Lee]

Step one. She's gonna stick them somewhere. I can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

You that. I'm just saying. Hey, look, I'm asking everybody here. Wouldn't a nice spiced.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apple crumble. Well, it's my understanding you'd have time to take off right now. Go pick some up and some crumble. Rendezvous.

[Tom Griswold]

With us. Where does one go for a nice.

[Chick McGee]

Apple crumble? Try.

[Tom Griswold]

Crumble palooza. They're.

[Christy Lee]

Still open. Do they have that at.

[Chick McGee]

The cafeteria? They're.

[Tom Griswold]

Open. Yeah. Nothing. Nothing but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grump crumbles. I want to remind Everybody that the NFL will be kicking off week 14 tomorrow evening. You can be a big winner. You could be a winner. Go to bobandtom.com contest. Pick the winners. In order to win that $500 gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers, our winner of week 13, Mr.

[Chick McGee]

Dan Frederick. Well, now, I stand corrected. In. In lieu of an Apple crumble. They have Bob and Tom cookies at each place, evidently, and those.

[Christy Lee]

Are delightful. Yeah, I think that way if you. You want to stay and eat it or you can take it home.

[Tom Griswold]

With you. Packaged with love. I might Frisbee mine into the.

[Chick McGee]

Woods because. And write, no, not a crumble on.

[Christy Lee]

The wrapper. You know, I woke up this morning and I thought, who's going to heckle me about the Christmas party? And you were in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Top three.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. Yeah. I mean, a crumbless Christmas party is not a Christmas party. Yeah, it might as well. It's.

[Chick McGee]

Just Wednesday, no matter how much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Barbecues there. Speaking of Wednesdays, that means coming up, Ally Breen with.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time. Well, you are all busy, man. No.

[Chick McGee]

Fun today. Oh, boy. NFL.

[Christy Lee]

This NFL. Let's get right to it for.

[Bob Kevoian]

The party. Okay, we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News says. Oh, before we get to that, we do have a special guest. Okay, good. Joining us on the big screen. There we go. It's Ed Septic.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Ed. Hey, everybody. Ed Septic. How you guys doing? Hi, Edward.

[Christy Lee]

Happy holidays. I barely recognize you.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Well, I had to trim my beard. There was a fecal blowback incident, and so I had to. To take off.

[Chick McGee]

The beard. Well, what was, what was Friday? Friday was the Brown Menace or something. Yeah, the worst toilet day of.

[Tom Griswold]

The year. Well, it's the holiday season, and as you know, Ed Septic here is Santa's number two plumber up at the North Pole. And unlike the real Santa, I will not bang your mom. Is that time of year again? Everybody's familiar with the Elf on the Shelf, I'd assume. Yeah, well, this year I'm taking that tradition. I'm throwing it away. I'm taking it outdoors, and I'm turning it up a notch with my new Ed Septic Holiday Poo on a Porch. Oh, look at. Will you look.

[Allie Breen]

At.

[Tom Griswold]

That? Oh. I guarantee you that each poo on a porch is made fresh daily by one of Santa's little turd cutters. Your poo on the porch keeps a watchful eye on all the neighborhood. Let you know who's been naughty or nice. Yes, and don't be greedy with your poo on the porch, either. Pinch one off on your neighbor's porch and you'll be the talk of the town this holiday season, I.

[Christy Lee]

Assure you. Or.

[Tom Griswold]

In jail. And I know that times are tough this year economically, and we can't all afford an authentic antsceptic poo on a porch. Well, I don't want to Leave you pours out. So just go to go to pooonaports.com and there's are step by step instructions for making your very own DIY poo on a porch at home. Yeah, it's a fun holiday family craft for the entire family. Now you can spread holiday cheer throughout your community by leaving a poo on the porch on all your friends and relatives patios. I will let your listeners know that there have been a few reports of poos on the porch spontaneously combustion and catching fire. My lawyer said I had to say that. Remember, nothing says holiday cheer like poo on the porch. Anyway, order today. I'll throw in one of my ed Septic deuces on a spruce leftover from last Christmas for free. Just pay shipping and handling. She's my little deuce spruce. You don't know what I got. Happy.

[Chick McGee]

Holidays, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Eddie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Terrific stockings. Quite a highlight on the tree. Okay, Christy Lee is once again at the Silac Insurance news desk. What have.

[Christy Lee]

We missed? New research suggests the shape of your buttocks may predict how well.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Age. Interesting. May also signal your risk for type 2 diabetes. Scientists found that certain gender specific patterns in the gluteus maximus are linked to diabetes. The findings suggest muscle shape, not size, reflects metabolic differences mainly. Of course, men and women have different size buddies. Buddies, buddies, buddies. The shape of the buttocks also changes with age, lifestyle, frailty.

[Tom Griswold]

And osteoporosis. Okay, so what does it say about.

[Christy Lee]

Flat acids? Doesn't say anything about flat asses. I went and did some research. It doesn't really specifically.

[Chick McGee]

Go there. They don't call that flat. Don't they call it long or short something? Didn't we have that.

[Christy Lee]

Story before?

[Tom Griswold]

Long butt. There is. I think there's a difference between flat.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Christy Lee]

Long. Okay. They say men show muscle shrinkage as.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Christy Lee]

Age. Sure. So I don't know if that is what you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Referring to. Well, mine is I'm actually starting to get a hint of a high knee be. I've been doing some squats.

[Christy Lee]

And stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, that really does. It's like, oh my gosh, had I started doing this in my 20s, I would have an ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

By now. Huh. Is your. Are you improving your grip strength.

[Tom Griswold]

Back there? Oh, yes, yes. I can now snap a.

[Chick McGee]

Pretzel rod. Is that right? I. You know what I would like to.

[Tom Griswold]

See now? The goal is to eventually cut the end of.

[Bob Kevoian]

A cigar. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

My.

[Christy Lee]

God. Huh? Why don't they have that specific sizes or p. Or like how your butt's shaped. No, it doesn't say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

About that. Pat Godwin, do you like your ass? I liked it better 20 years ago, but it's coming back. It's making a comeback. Okay. Yeah. Hooker, are you happy with.

[Christy Lee]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

Ass? Yeah. Yeah. You're fine with it? You like it? I mean, yeah, I think.

[Christy Lee]

It'S a very regular, normal girl butt.

[Chick McGee]

Chickster. Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. Chris, do you.

[Christy Lee]

Like yours? Yeah, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. What are.

[Christy Lee]

Your thoughts? I'll never.

[Tom Griswold]

See it. Ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Yeah. Oh, well. Have you ever been.

[Chick McGee]

Spanked.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace? No. It hurts, dude. I was at a bachelor party and I was the best man. And so the. If you don't know this, oftentimes at bachelor parties, boy, the strippers will really beat up the best man because the groom, they do special things to the groom, but they don't. Yeah. And these. These two strippers at the. They said, hey, we're gonna whip you now with our belts. Oh, no, I'm sorry. They took my belt off and they're like, we're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Whip.

[Tom Griswold]

You. What? And I go, that sounds terrible. Please just use.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

Hands. Yeah. And they both went, okay. They were so happy I said that. They spanked me. It hurt. It was so painful. And afterwards I go, that hurts. And they said, hands hurt worse than.

[Christy Lee]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

Belt. Really? Yeah. And so that's. They were like. We were so happy when you said, use our hands because we knew it was gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Hurt you. Was this at a private party? It wasn't like in a hotel. Oh, did you.

[Tom Griswold]

Have that? Oh, it was.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Painful. Yeah. Now, my friends, I don't think I've ever seen a couple of them laugh.

[Christy Lee]

As hard. Yeah. For entertainment purposes. That was probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good. Yeah. It was bare ass as hard or.

[Christy Lee]

Wall hard. Wait, so you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Bare ass? Yes. And it. Man, it hurts. Did you cover yourself up in the front? I was laying. I was laying on the ground on.

[Bob Kevoian]

My.

[Tom Griswold]

Belly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah. What, you did this on a.

[Tom Griswold]

Volunteer basis? Well, yeah, it was a bachelor party. It.

[Chick McGee]

Was fun. Are you sure it was a.

[Tom Griswold]

Bachelor.

[Chick McGee]

Party?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay. Did it pay off for.

[Tom Griswold]

You later? Oh, gosh, no. Is there anybody there but you and the girls? And then I had to.

[Christy Lee]

Pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Them. What? Yeah, that was your money. That hurt worse than the canyon. Tom, do you like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your butt? I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Have one. I mean. So you kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of chicken. I mean, chicken are pretty. You two, you don't really have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Butt. No. So you wish you had a bit more of.

[Christy Lee]

A one? I do Hard to see your butt though. I don't ever check out guys butts. That's not a place.

[Tom Griswold]

I look.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? Yeah. No, butts aren't.

[Tom Griswold]

My thing. Yeah, you don't like.

[Christy Lee]

The old. Ankles are your thing. Ankles, Ankles and. Yeah, Legs. Legs, guys. Ankles.

[Chick McGee]

And legs.

[Christy Lee]

That's my. Go to.

[Bob Kevoian]

My ankles. Ankles. How do you check out a.

[Christy Lee]

Guy'S ankles? Look.

[Tom Griswold]

At him.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's always. He's wearing pants in.

[Christy Lee]

Every meeting. That's why I love the.

[Tom Griswold]

Summer season. Every meeting it's the same thing. Yes. Jess, you have something thing. We guys need to wear more capri pants.

[Chick McGee]

Around.

[Tom Griswold]

Here. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Trying.

[Bob Kevoian]

To leave. I had no.

[Chick McGee]

Idea why. We will make.

[Bob Kevoian]

A note. Okay. Well, so anyway, apparently doctors are looking.

[Tom Griswold]

At butts. Yeah, they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are. Yeah. I don't really understand the.

[Christy Lee]

Story, but I guess I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don'T either. There's some significance to it. We. We. We have to play at least a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Of this. I like big butts and I.

[Chick McGee]

Cannot lie. There.

[Tom Griswold]

You go. You other brothers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can'T deny. And when a girl walks.

[Tom Griswold]

In in your face, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get sprung. Okay, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very much. Sprung. You know what's. You know what getting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sprung means? Oh, yes, I'm well aware.

[Christy Lee]

Of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bricked.

[Chick McGee]

Up. Okay. Is.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Out there. The Pope broke into a.

[Chick McGee]

Liquor store. That is.

[Tom Griswold]

A surprise. You should have led.

[Bob Kevoian]

With that. Wow. Yeah, no, I meant I may have misspoke there. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. Hi there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. What a mess. Today, there's Christy Lee Java.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

And Tom. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick. There's Jess Hooker. Charles. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold. Hi. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick. I am Chick McGee at the prize pick sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick McGee. We're gonna check in with Christy Lee as you mentioned at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening.

[Christy Lee]

Over there? Officials in Virginia say a raccoon went on a drunken rampage in a liquor store before passing out in.

[Chick McGee]

The bathroom. Yeah, I did. You know, raccoons have thumbs. You.

[Christy Lee]

Forget this. Animal control official Samantha Martin explained the critter fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full blown rampage drinking everything. A store employee found the intoxicated animal splayed out on the bathroom floor. In the morning, Ms. Martin took the raccoon to the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter which later confirmed the raccoon was released back into the wild.

[Bob Kevoian]

After sobering. But he tries to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Back.

[Christy Lee]

In. Yeah. Photos on social media show multiple broken bottles scattered around the floor. The raccoon damaged 14 bottles of spirits worth about $250. I don't know if he picked gin. Vodka. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which ones. Dark eyes, Vodka. That'd be so terrible. I mean, can you imagine? You're an animal and you wake up and you just.

[Christy Lee]

Feel awful. Yeah. Yeah, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Felt that. Probably some. Probably some lady raccoon holding back his ears as he pukes into a toilet.

[Christy Lee]

That's disgusting. An Arizona line worker helped save a bear that had climbed up a utility pole. Werner J. Neubauer told USA Today he responded to the scene in Cochise county after getting a call that a bear was stranded on top of a power pole. He said, I de energized the equipment that's always important first and worked with a fiberglass stick to get her to.

[Chick McGee]

Climb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Down.

[Christy Lee]

Whack. Whack. Bear initially resisted, but she eventually made a.

[Tom Griswold]

Safe descent. Well.

[Christy Lee]

That'S.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. Yeah. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Scary, though. Bears.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be climbing. Oh, I see. Oh, I thought he's. He's in a.

[Christy Lee]

Cherry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Picker. Yeah. So he's poking.

[Chick McGee]

The bear. Well, what'd you think? He's doing it from.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Chick McGee]

Ground. Yeah. Well, you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

An idiot. Never dawned on me. Because that'd be. I mean, because if you poke the bear and the beer drops. Yeah. It's gonna land on.

[Christy Lee]

Your head. Not supposed to poke the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bear. Yeah. It's a nice thing. The nice thing.

[Tom Griswold]

To do. Yeah. Save that.

[Christy Lee]

Little girl. Authorities in Washington state say contractors renovating a home discovered a case of live grenades and other explosive devices. The Kitsap County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded to the home and carefully inspected the case and then contacted the Washington State Patrol's bomb technicians. Experts determined there were 10 grenades that contained TNT as well as blasting caps and other explosive devices in the box. They were secured by the bomb squad. Homeowners said they'd recently purchased the property and had not seen the case containing the explosives before the contractors found it. He's a bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Home inspector. This is why you want to pay for.

[Christy Lee]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

Inspection. Yeah. That could have gone really south. They could have had a free.

[Tom Griswold]

New basement. All of a sudden we have.

[Chick McGee]

A base.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Boof. Suitcase full of.

[Tom Griswold]

Grenades. Okay. That was Green Day album.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn'T it? Or was it? No. Bush.

[Tom Griswold]

Razor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blade. Suitcase.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. The mayor of an Italian town has apologized to the family of opera star Luciano Pavarotti Asari after the legs of his statue were encased in a Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Ice rink. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, tubby. The BBC reports the temporary ice rink was constructed in the Pasero town center, leaving the life sized Bronze statue of Mr. Pavarotti knee deep in ice. I think this is cool. You get to skate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Around Pavarotti. The thing, it makes him look really kind.

[Christy Lee]

Of squat. The singer's widow, Nicoletta Montovati, told local media she was angry and upset at what she called the decision to ridicule her late husband. In response, the Sonya women usually aren't mouthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they?

[Christy Lee]

Quiet. Yeah. In response, the mayor admitted that the council had made a mistake, adding they did not mean to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Offend anyone. Yeah, he's. Oh, there he is. Yeah, you can see he's. He's frozen up to his knees in.

[Chick McGee]

The ice. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extremely complimentary. Yeah, they made him a lot thinner than.

[Christy Lee]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

Sure did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just obese. That's ozempic. Pavarotti.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Fat. Fat. There are no pictures of fat Pavarotti in.

[Chick McGee]

A. Yeah. Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat's.

[Christy Lee]

House.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. The Pope is advising young students not to let AI do.

[Chick McGee]

Their homework.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We won't.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks, Pope. In a live video transmission from the Vatican to a National Catholic Youth conference in Indianapolis, Pope Leo told the young people in attendance that artificial intelligence is becoming one of the defining features of our time. But added using AI responsibly means using it in ways that help you grow. Don't ask it to do your homework.

[Tom Griswold]

For you. I. Hopefully it doesn't fall on deaf ears. It's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good message. Well, they've got their.

[Christy Lee]

Own, right? Their own.

[Bob Kevoian]

AI chat. God. Just.

[Chick McGee]

Check in. Boy, that's. That's. That's the most tenuous, I'm not even gonna say joke I've.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ever heard. Now I have a question. Was it really.

[Christy Lee]

The Pope? Was it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really the. Right. How do.

[Bob Kevoian]

We know? Maybe. So maybe some smart kid made a AI video of a guy of the Pope addressing them to do that. So he's getting, getting, getting ahead of the game. Have you seen any of these self. Josh was showing me some of these AI videos that are really.

[Tom Griswold]

Disturbed and my brother's really obsessed with it. He'll take old photos of our family and make them come.

[Christy Lee]

To life.

[Tom Griswold]

It's creepy. Eerie. Yeah, yeah, kind of funny. But at the same time.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'S going to be pretty soon pretty much impossible to tell.

[Christy Lee]

What'S real. It already is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Almost. Yeah. I mean that's the big science right now is trying to. Is getting devices that will tell you that this is.

[Christy Lee]

Actually fake. Yeah. Well, figure that out, you'll make a million. A recent study finds so called mindfulness may help people disconnect from their smartphones, of course. To be mindful, Tom, means to be aware of the present moment and.

[Chick McGee]

Pay attention. Be here now, Tom, in.

[Christy Lee]

A non judge, non.

[Tom Griswold]

Judgmental manner. Look at him. He's reading.

[Christy Lee]

An article. No, he's reading along.

[Chick McGee]

With me. He's either reading along.

[Bob Kevoian]

With her. I read this. I.

[Christy Lee]

Read this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. When I prepared this news story, I googled mindfulness. Mindfulness. And I inserted the line. You just.

[Christy Lee]

Read what? To.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be mindful. To be mindful. I. To me, that's a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Of a. You didn't know what that meant to.

[Chick McGee]

Begin with?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. I, I think it's a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Wishy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Washy. Really? Yeah. Laugh in the back. It gets thrown around.

[Chick McGee]

A lot. You think the definition of mindfulness is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wishy washy? I think this sort of.

[Christy Lee]

So called science practice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of it. Yeah. I think I'm a little. I'm a little.

[Christy Lee]

Little skeptical. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Research. So they're saying, they're saying being mindful can help you disconnect from.

[Tom Griswold]

Your smartphone.

[Chick McGee]

Of.

[Christy Lee]

Course. Yeah. Yes. Dr. Susan Holtzman explains, when you're reaching for your phone, stop and ask yourself why. Is it for a specific purpose or just a force of habit? What is your intention? She added, since answering the phone. Apps are designed to trap your attention. And you can try combating this by setting time limits. Limits. Moving certain apps off your phone, or deleting them entirely, which all of us in this room have done over time. It does help to be present in the. What are you doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Over there?

[Chick McGee]

I'm listening. No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'S not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm listening. Does the article say some people are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lost.

[Christy Lee]

Causes? Yeah. Yeah. So be more mindful. Put down.

[Tom Griswold]

Your phone. We're still learning how to deal with this stuff. I mean, it's on the Relative. Relative.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

New. Yeah. It's been around for two decades or whatever, but it's still new. And we're learning as humans what.

[Chick McGee]

Moderation is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm skeptical because the findings were published in a journal.

[Tom Griswold]

Called Mindfulness. That is a bit of.

[Bob Kevoian]

A buzzword. That's like McDonald's french fries. There's a journal called French Fries. Of course they're going to say French fries are, are.

[Chick McGee]

Very.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Yeah. But if you can't. Can you capitalize on.

[Chick McGee]

Mindfulness? Yeah. What's the end game for planting the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

About mindfulness? But I mean, it's a journal.

[Chick McGee]

Called Mindful. How.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they?

[Christy Lee]

That's fine. People want to be.

[Chick McGee]

More mindful. How are they making money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Off Nevermind. What am.

[Christy Lee]

I doing? I.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T know. I'm trying to talk.

[Bob Kevoian]

To him. If I get this journal, if I buy this, if I get a subscription to this thing, will it make my.

[Tom Griswold]

Life better? Probably. I. You know, it probably has.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good advice. Do I have to read it or can I just have it.

[Christy Lee]

Around you? Just hold it on.

[Chick McGee]

Your forehead. Okay. Yeah. Shove it. See if you can retain it. That way print would seep into.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your colon. Maybe it would say delete porno. Coming up, it's going to be Sexy Town. It's porn. With. With Allie Breen from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. Sponsored in part by Java House House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Chick. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Godwin. Hello. There's Jessica Halsman. Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold. Hello. At the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair, there's.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace.

[Chick McGee]

Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick McGee. Got some special guests coming in tomorrow that would include the legend himself, Joey Chestnut, the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Champion eater. Oh, the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eating fella. We'll look forward.

[Christy Lee]

To that. He gonna be eating wings, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pardon.

[Tom Griswold]

Me.

[Christy Lee]

Wings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wings. Wings. Oh, that's the thing that they're eating this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Eagle wings. It's been dubbed the most controversial.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eating contest.

[Tom Griswold]

Bald.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eagle.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

To know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll talk. We'll find out about that with Joey tomorrow. We got some Christmas requests and we were talking about Christmas music and how everybody's got a couple they don't care for, but everyone's got the ones that they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Their favorites. We like to focus on the ones.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love. Yeah. You. You and I disagree on some. Oh, I'm. I. I do like the Paul McCartney song that a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

People dislike. Yeah. I don't have the. It brings out a lot of ire in people. I don't have that. But I. It's not.

[Allie Breen]

My favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. The Simply having.

[Christy Lee]

A. What? Christmas. I worked retail and it drove.

[Allie Breen]

Me crazy. And I think there's something that hits that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ear nerve. A lot of synth. Synth in it. It's a very dated sound, I guess that. A lot.

[Christy Lee]

Of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Synthesizers. Yeah. And very repetitive. But I like it. It's kind of fun. But the 12 days of Christmas is a.

[Chick McGee]

Difficult song. Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Kidding me? I like when the Muppets do.

[Bob Kevoian]

It, but. Well, this is comedian Randy Lubas.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about. This is a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perfect bit. The 12i. This.

[Chick McGee]

Is genius. Yeah. The first 400 times I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Heard it. Yeah. Here we go. If you've never heard it before, just sit back.

[Chick McGee]

And enjoy. Okay. You know you play that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I hate to sound like a.

[Chick McGee]

Scrooge, but I used to work in.

[Tom Griswold]

A department store and I used to.

[Chick McGee]

Sit there for an eight hour shift.

[Bob Kevoian]

And have to listen to that Muzak Christmas tape over and over. And they would play the single most annoying song known to man. You all know.

[Tom Griswold]

That song. I'm talking that song. The Twelve Days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of Christmas. Now, first off, guys, I don't believe this song. I can't believe that anybody is this into birds. All right, think.

[Christy Lee]

About it. Tom on the set, seventh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Day alone. This guy's getting seven swans a swim and six geese a lay.

[Tom Griswold]

And four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge. That's 23 birds. Who is this man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alfred Hitchcock? By the 12th day, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Accumulated 42 swans, a swimming, 42 geese a laying, 36 calling birds, 30 French hens, 22 turtle doves and 12 partridges. Now I hope, hope this man's got a newspaper subscription. Cuz that's 184 birds. And we didn't even take into consideration those geese are a laying. Some of those eggs will be a hatching. Hey. And if that's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Enough, come the egg 8th day they start sending in show business.

[Tom Griswold]

People. Yeah. Ladies dancing drummers, drumming.

[Christy Lee]

Pipers. Piper. Lord's.

[Tom Griswold]

A leaping. All right, Bob, I'll accept that they're in show business. They're used to working around the holidays. But what about those poor maids.

[Chick McGee]

Of milking? They ought to be home with their family on Christmas, not yet on.

[Tom Griswold]

A cow. I can just see him sitting there on their stool. He brings in one more stinking bird and I'll be damned if I'm picking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those pears. Randy Lubus, that is an.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolute class. Excellent. Not an extra word and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a word out of place. It is just perfect. Thank.

[Christy Lee]

You, Randy. Perfectly told.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes. And then every year some TV station does the annual. Well, let's. Yeah, it's gonna cost you.

[Chick McGee]

A cost. Gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cost more. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Love that. I love.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. Yeah. Price of pears has gone up. You like that? Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Like that? Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. This year Thanksgiving cost you an.

[Tom Griswold]

Extra $2. Nice measuring stick, the economy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And everything. Yeah, but when they do that, do they. I mean, you have to. You, you, you. You rent. The Lord's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Leaping, right? You hire. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You hire. You know, you know, there's. There's no human trafficking going.

[Tom Griswold]

On here. No one would hope not. Thank for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right. Okay. I'm just saying, I. I always find that super annoying and takes all the fun out of the thing, but that, that is. Do you. Do you listen all the way through to that one when it comes on the radio? Do you listen to the 12 days.

[Christy Lee]

Of Christmas? Yeah, I guess I don't usually if I'm listening to Christmas music, it's in the background. I'm doing something else. I'm not going to change the channel. Bad Mom's Christmas, which is one of my favorite Christmas movies, which I'm sure you've never seen. Kristen Baranski does a beautiful. Have you.

[Tom Griswold]

Seen this? I love it. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Very funny. I love it. And she's got the Lord's a leaping. She's got people dancing in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yard. It's. Those Bad mom movies.

[Christy Lee]

Are great. They are great. If you have.

[Bob Kevoian]

A chance. I've never even heard.

[Chick McGee]

Of it. You and I saw one.

[Tom Griswold]

In the theater, didn't we, and love.

[Christy Lee]

It. Yeah. Bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mom's Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. It's wonderful. Very funny. It's a must at our house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christmas Eve. There we go. Add it to.

[Christy Lee]

The list. Scientists say they've engineered a new type of dental drill designed to significantly reduce noise, which happens to be one of the leading causes of.

[Tom Griswold]

Patient anxiety. Does it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Reduce pain? Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing. The reason we don't like the noise is because we know.

[Christy Lee]

It hurts. They used a modified turbine system, or turbine. Whichever.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prefer. Well, okay. Right now I'm going to take.

[Christy Lee]

Your teeth. That produces less high frequency wine while maintaining cutting efficiency. Early trials show patients report lower stress levels when the quieter drill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is used. I'm skeptical. I think it's the smell of the. The whatever's happening when they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing that. It's Pavlovian. The sound the enamel, how it's gonna be uncomfortable, man. Some of those dental drills, though, are unbelievable. Like the tips they have for them, the bits. I remember getting my braces off, and she was like, okay, I'm gonna drill the glue off your teeth. And she goes, don't worry. The bit will go through the drill. It knows to it. It's designed so that it goes glue off without going into your.

[Bob Kevoian]

Enamel, man. How does it Know like those saws that when you take the cast off, does it lop your arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Off too? They stop, but they also stop before they get. Before they get to skin. That's how.

[Bob Kevoian]

That works. Oh, I thought the saw blade knew. I know they have those. I'm kind of skeptical of this thing about them. I guess it's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Noise, but.

[Christy Lee]

Salt. Pavlov. Yes. If you don't like going to.

[Bob Kevoian]

The dentist. What they need to get rid of is that. That first shot in the gum. That is that first one. That's the one that.

[Christy Lee]

Really kills. Put that numbing gel on. They called it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pickle juice. That stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Works great. Yeah, it does, but it's still. There's still a pinch, I think. I don't care.

[Bob Kevoian]

For it. How about.

[Christy Lee]

More nitrous? I've.

[Tom Griswold]

Never done. Delightful. I never.

[Christy Lee]

Have either. I've never even.

[Bob Kevoian]

Been offered.

[Allie Breen]

It works. Make me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Feel high. Maybe the. How about the other patients in the room screaming. Maybe that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would be. Boy, that would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be a. If.

[Tom Griswold]

They.

[Christy Lee]

Would. That. There's also research out there into what's called the Batman effect. Do you know what.

[Tom Griswold]

This is? No. I know what.

[Christy Lee]

Batwing is. Batman.

[Tom Griswold]

Bat wing. It's when you're. You. You don't. It's when your sack sticks to your thigh on a hot.

[Christy Lee]

Summer day. A bat wing for ladies is part of your upper arm. The tricep is called a.

[Tom Griswold]

Bat wing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. When it's not very. I've never heard the sack wing. I.

[Allie Breen]

Haven'T either. That's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Great picture. Because it's kind of stretched out.

[Christy Lee]

And veiny. Batman effect shows that just looking at a superhero makes people more altituristic. I can't say.

[Bob Kevoian]

That.

[Christy Lee]

Word.

[Tom Griswold]

Altruistic. Altruistic. Oh, they want to give. They want to do more.

[Christy Lee]

For people. They conducted their experimental field study on the Milan subway. Milan subway. God, I can't even read today. Where they observed passengers behavior when an apparently pregnant woman boarded the train. During the experimental condition, an experimenter dressed as Batman also boarded from.

[Tom Griswold]

Another.

[Christy Lee]

Door. Okay. Researchers said over 65% of passengers offered their seats to the pregnant woman in the presence of Batman, compared to less than 40% when Batman was absent in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Control setting.

[Christy Lee]

How.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird. Yeah. Does it work for all superheroes? Like would Aqua. Aquaman, I'm guessing would be like.

[Christy Lee]

A lesser. Do.

[Chick McGee]

You think?

[Christy Lee]

I think. Are they offering the seat to protect her from the guy dressed randomly.

[Bob Kevoian]

As.

[Tom Griswold]

Batman? Yeah. Do.

[Bob Kevoian]

They think. Did they say to themselves, you know, I want to be on my feet just in Case lunatic dressed as Batman starts.

[Chick McGee]

Going nuts. You think they serve shrimp cocktail at the Justice League just.

[Tom Griswold]

For Aquaman? I think he.

[Chick McGee]

Brings it. You think Aquaman, Aquaman, protector of the sea, brings shrimp cocktail? You don't think he'd be.

[Tom Griswold]

Offended it. That is a.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Christy Lee]

Question. Yeah. You know, I'm with you. I think they should had different superheroes on there. That would make.

[Bob Kevoian]

The experience. What were the numbers.

[Christy Lee]

Again now? 65% when Batman was there gave up.

[Tom Griswold]

Their seat. And if Wonder Woman comes on, do you offer her.

[Christy Lee]

Your seat? Yeah, there.

[Tom Griswold]

You go. See, I do. I go, here's your seat. And I point right to.

[Chick McGee]

My face. You start dusting off your beard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don'T you? One flex and she breaks.

[Tom Griswold]

Your nose. I am, I'm going to pat myself on the back here a little bit. I am very, very good at giving a woman a seat when there is one. When, when I have one on a. On the tube or on the subway, I have always.

[Christy Lee]

Stood up. I can see you doing.

[Tom Griswold]

That, right? Yeah. Pregnant women though, I make stand healthier for the baby. You need.

[Christy Lee]

Your ex. You don't want to crush its head.

[Tom Griswold]

Or whatever. And old ladies too, they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Need to build up that really, as you say, a.

[Christy Lee]

Weird study. Yeah. And I'm with Jessica. Maybe they're just like, oh my God, that's Batman. Who's that.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy guy? And what about real life? Like if a soldier or a police officer, somebody in like some.

[Chick McGee]

Sort of uniform or as you said in.

[Tom Griswold]

Real life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if the numbers would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go up. I mean, I want a priest. And maybe like which Batman is it? I mean, is it the Adam west sort of middle aged, out of.

[Tom Griswold]

Shape.

[Bob Kevoian]

Batman? Right. Or is it sculpted Clooney with the.

[Allie Breen]

Nipples? Yeah. Eight pack nipple Batman point that cartoon looking.

[Christy Lee]

Costume versus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. How.

[Tom Griswold]

About.

[Bob Kevoian]

Santa? Yes. Would you if. Yeah. If you're in the subway, this is how this works, right? The subway stops, the doors open and a lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Gets on. A pretty lady with all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of her magazines and shopping bags and.

[Chick McGee]

Santa beautiful lady you like to sleep with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, Right. What a.

[Christy Lee]

Weird experiment. Yeah, yeah. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think they. I bet people do with if Santa. If they're in front.

[Christy Lee]

Of Santa. Yeah. Because you won't want to be naughty. You want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. Yeah. But he's always watching. They should.

[Chick McGee]

Know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. Yeah. I can't believe we're talking about something.

[Tom Griswold]

This stupid. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like it. This is really.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting though.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Batman. We should try this with Santa.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. Now, how about this? You're sitting. You've got a seat on a subway, the doors open. An 80 year old man with a cane and a 40 year old woman. Both. Come on. Do you offer your seat to the man or.

[Christy Lee]

The woman? Yes. Man with.

[Tom Griswold]

The cane. Let him fight it out. Who is.

[Chick McGee]

More disabled? That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. Wait a minute. Wait. What was the. I think you have to.

[Allie Breen]

Do it for the woman because the.

[Christy Lee]

Older man would probably do the.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing. But what's a stronger disability? Needing a cane or being.

[Allie Breen]

A woman? Being a gentleman is.

[Chick McGee]

More important. I think. I think Pat's right on this. You set up a.

[Christy Lee]

Fight club. I did not. You did not gloss over that with me. I heard what.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Said. God. Gotta go with.

[Tom Griswold]

The old. Okay, you go the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Old man. This really is a fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

Notion here. It is amazing the people that don't get up though when I agree someone needs.

[Tom Griswold]

A seat. You almost want to call.

[Christy Lee]

Him out. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You do. Hey dude.

[Christy Lee]

Get up. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No joke. Now we're going to push forward here because we have sexy time with Allie Breen coming up. Right now I want to remind you that Steven Singer has got all kinds of stuff going on because of course the holidays are here. Maybe you're thinking what am I going to get this year? I hate. Stevensinger.com is the place to go to look at the inventory. Stephen Singer has all kinds of stuff including diamond studs. What's interesting about the Anita diamond stud earrings, by the way, same price as last year. Even though as you know, gold and diamond prices are hitting the roof. Stephen says we're holding where we were. We're staying right here. Those start by the way, at just 298 bucks. It's the same perfect price as last year from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Once again you review the inventory by going to ihatestevensinger.com a couple of important points. If you order them before 2 o' clock Eastern Time, they will go out that day. Almost certainly. Also free shipping. Now who's still doing that free shipping from Steven Singer Jewelers. Experience the difference. And by the way, they have the special help me here. Christie Silicon. Silicone. What.

[Christy Lee]

Is it? Yeah, back so that you're. You don't lose your diamond.

[Bob Kevoian]

Study rings. They say they stay in place. And then let's say you got her a nice pair last year. If you want to upgrade, you get the full value of the pair from last year. It's that simple. Get all the details. I hate stephensinger.com Also, don't forget you could win a $500e gift card from Steven Singer Jewelers by going to bob and tom.com contest and making your picks for week 14 in the NFL. It's all that simple. Experience it all by going toIHATE stevensinger.com. coming up, Sexy time with Ali Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Lee. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Jessica.

[Chick McGee]

Halsman. Hi. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick mcgee. Glad to have you here. This is the part of the show I enjoy every week. We get to chat with the lovely.

[Christy Lee]

And single. Yes, don't harp.

[Tom Griswold]

On that.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Allie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Allie. We found out last week that Ally is once again on.

[Chick McGee]

The prowl. On.

[Allie Breen]

The prowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Prowling around. Exactly. Comedian Allie Breen is based in New York City. However, about. I would say every third or fourth time, she's somewhere else. Yes, today you are.

[Allie Breen]

In Florida. No, back at home. Back with.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dad. Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, okay. Because he has a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of books. Oh, wait a minute. Did we just.

[Christy Lee]

Lose.

[Allie Breen]

You? Hello? I hear you. Can you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Me? Yeah. There we go. There we go. There.

[Bob Kevoian]

We go. Yeah. Christy was saying that your dad has a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Of books. Yeah, a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Of.

[Allie Breen]

Books. Yeah. This is. I should do more from here. It makes me look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very studious. Yeah, I always. Whenever you're watching those interviews.

[Christy Lee]

On the news, you always look at their books.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T.

[Chick McGee]

You? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'Re having. There has to be some service. There's some PR firm that comes by and every once they'll have some of the books. They're horizontal, so you can read them. Oh, look.

[Tom Griswold]

William Shirer. He must be a distinguished boy. Oh, it's.

[Allie Breen]

Abraham Lincoln. My dad actually has a big record collection, too. Like before vinyl was popular. He has the old.

[Bob Kevoian]

School records. What?

[Allie Breen]

The wax. I was in front.

[Tom Griswold]

Of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those. Yeah. Well, now, the way the show works is people with love troubles, they write Ally and we try to help out. The show is called Sexy Time. You can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N. Allie Breen on your favorite social media platform. Let's get to our letters. What have.

[Allie Breen]

You got? Dear Allie, me and my boyfriend have broken up and gotten back together a thousand Times. I was always worried about what he was doing in the off periods. Well, I found his old iPad that he thought he lost, and I turned it on, and now I see everything. Texts, emails, YouTube history. And I'm obsessed. I can act like I'm reading his mind. I know so much. It's crazy. It's actually made me feel much better because when we're not together, he's really doing nothing. But now we're getting back together again, and I don't think I can give up having this information at my fingertips. How mad would he be if he were to.

[Tom Griswold]

Find out? By the way, you misspoke. You said it's crazy what you meant to say. Now I. I just give it back to him. I mean, that's the.

[Christy Lee]

Honest answer. You don't have to tell him you went.

[Tom Griswold]

Through it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Off season. Go. Hey, by the way, look what.

[Bob Kevoian]

I found.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Y. But you're not going to.

[Allie Breen]

You're hooked. No way is she going to.

[Christy Lee]

No, not. And she didn't even find.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything.

[Christy Lee]

Fun. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like what?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No. Yeah. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. See.

[Christy Lee]

If that. So.

[Chick McGee]

Why not? I'm sure that'll help the relationship, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know? Why do you keep breaking.

[Christy Lee]

Up with. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I want to.

[Allie Breen]

Know why. That's already an issue. Exactly. On again, off again. It's probably not great. Well, now maybe they'll stay together now that she knows he's not doing anything in the.

[Christy Lee]

Off time. Yeah. There.

[Bob Kevoian]

You go. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T know. Okay, give us this guy's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Number, please. We'll tell him you can offer him a safe place. That would change this show drastically. If they gave us phone numbers and we called and some of these people put.

[Christy Lee]

Him.

[Bob Kevoian]

On. No. Okay. Your.

[Tom Griswold]

Girlfriend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just. Gone. What do.

[Allie Breen]

You think? Didn't radio shows used to do that? Like a gotcha kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Of thing?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gross.

[Allie Breen]

Oh, yeah. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

My God. Worst of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Human beings. Yeah. There was a famous incident with Sam Kinison, the great comedian, in which he. Remember this thing? He got on stage and called up, call somebody up, and they sued him. It was. It was fun. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We'll just move.

[Christy Lee]

Forward here. It.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was fun. Oh, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Very fun. Ended poorly. He.

[Chick McGee]

Eventually.

[Christy Lee]

Died.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. Don't we.

[Allie Breen]

All?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Inevitable. Let's get to our next letter. Ellie, what are.

[Allie Breen]

You going? Dear Ally, my girlfriend argues with me all the time, and then I bring up that we don't get along, and she acts like she has no idea what I'm talking about. She says we get along great. She says it's just part of being in a relationship. She's my first long term girlfriend, so maybe it's true. But isn't the point of a relationship to both.

[Tom Griswold]

Be.

[Christy Lee]

Happy? Yes. What are they arguing about? Like, is it just disagreeing about stupid stuff or is it like.

[Allie Breen]

Legit arguing? You know what I mean? Sounds like it's everything, which is probably.

[Christy Lee]

Stupid stuff. No, don't argue. No, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not good. That's just her nature. But it's not. It's not. She's not really deep down upset. Apparently.

[Christy Lee]

If she's. It might be, which is even more annoying. Yeah, that's true. Would you want to.

[Allie Breen]

Be great. That is more annoying if she thinks that's normal. And she's like, I'm Italian. That's what we communicate.

[Tom Griswold]

Or whatever. Well, that is true. Italians do.

[Chick McGee]

Be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arguing. So. So is this like a boy who cried.

[Tom Griswold]

Wolf.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thing? No. Well, constantly complaining about everything and then so you don't know which ones really.

[Tom Griswold]

Mean anything. I remember getting into a fight in a relationship once because she said we didn't fight enough. That. That's amazing. That started a fight. Yeah, man. Because she. She confused fighting.

[Bob Kevoian]

With.

[Chick McGee]

Caring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Ah. Okay. That was because she was brought up probably that way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somehow. Yeah. So she thought that you didn't care because you wouldn't argue.

[Tom Griswold]

With.

[Christy Lee]

Her. Right. Her parents probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Fought her. She was. Now, in her defense, she.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was correct that you didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Care about.

[Tom Griswold]

About her. I didn't care about what she wanted to argue about. It wasn't worth arguing, in.

[Bob Kevoian]

My opinion. Okay, I got you.

[Allie Breen]

Very good. I wish there were more people like that, though, that would just let things fizzle. I feel like most people want to argue, which is what this girl seems.

[Christy Lee]

To be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. We're gonna move on. We're not gonna argue with this. Your point? Ali Breen is our guest. A L L I B R E E N. I spell it out for you if you want to reach her on.

[Chick McGee]

Social.

[Bob Kevoian]

Media. Media. It's interesting. I would say maybe 15, 20% of the letters that you get involve someone looking at someone else's.

[Christy Lee]

Phone, right? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. That seems to be. It seems to be a common issue then. They always act so innocent. Oh, what should.

[Christy Lee]

I do? I don't look at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Their phone. What'd.

[Allie Breen]

You expect? It's part of the culture now. Like, you can spy on people in so many ways. It's unbelievable. Like Apple airtags.

[Christy Lee]

Phones, iPads. But doesn't it feel good to catch him so you're not wasting your time with a guy or girl cheating.

[Bob Kevoian]

On you. Yeah, but it's minor.

[Chick McGee]

So I. What were relationships like when you. Why didn't you call me while I wasn't near a phone or whatever?

[Allie Breen]

Remember those? Can you imagine that? Now I can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even imagine. What's your rule on.

[Tom Griswold]

Texting back? What do.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean? You got a text.

[Chick McGee]

From someone. I don't think I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

A rule. Are you comfortable texting them back three.

[Tom Griswold]

Days later? Oh, hey, sometimes I try to just get back to somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Via text. Now, if you get a text from someone and you respond, is it okay if they.

[Tom Griswold]

Call you? It depends on what the topic is. I had to do that yesterday. The texting was getting so complicated and specific about certain things. I just had to call and go.

[Chick McGee]

All right. It was way easier to call normally, though. That is a breach.

[Tom Griswold]

Of.

[Chick McGee]

Protocol. Yeah. So you're texting, you text, you call.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your call. Right. And you can say, do you mind if I call.

[Chick McGee]

You now? You don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mix things. Okay.

[Allie Breen]

I agree. Well, the big problem is with texting now is social media. If you haven't texted someone back and they see you post on social media, all hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Breaks.

[Allie Breen]

Loose. Wow. So.

[Christy Lee]

Many problems. Are.

[Allie Breen]

You serious? Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah. So clearly you had.

[Tom Griswold]

Your phone. Yeah. So you know they were on there.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Allie Breen]

Funny. Yes. Like, you have your phone in your hand. Why wouldn't you just text me back? Yeah, that's such a common problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. Now that's annoying. Okay, let's move on. Ali Breen is our guest. The show is sexy time. What have.

[Allie Breen]

You got? Dear Allie, my girlfriend always talks about how crazy and over sexual as she used to be, and now she just wants to be a trad wife. I think she's saying that because she knows I'm religious. But I'd like some freaky sex as long as it.

[Christy Lee]

Stays.

[Allie Breen]

Monogamous. Right? Do girls not get that we want a freak in the streets and a Christian in.

[Tom Griswold]

The streets. Freak in the sheets and.

[Bob Kevoian]

A Christian. That's.

[Allie Breen]

A variation. What is it? Normally, what's.

[Bob Kevoian]

The expression? Usually a lady in the.

[Allie Breen]

Streets, but a freak in the bed or something? That's it. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Now. Yeah. Jessica Alsman. I agree. Let her know, hey, you want to. You want a little of.

[Allie Breen]

That free? Just as long as it's only.

[Bob Kevoian]

For you. I happily whip.

[Tom Griswold]

It out. Yeah, I mean, you could easily say, you know, I wouldn't mind experiencing a little of that older or.

[Allie Breen]

That earlier, you crazy sexual side. You're.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking.

[Allie Breen]

About. Yeah. Next thing you know, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting pegged.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's. Well, it is possible that dad jumped. Well, that's what I used.

[Tom Griswold]

To.

[Christy Lee]

Do. Yeah. Wait, not you, the lady. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Whoa. Well, that'd be weird if you did it.

[Christy Lee]

Right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah. Pregnant and pegging, that's got. That's probably a movie. That's not gonna be a Hallmark movie, I'll tell you that right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow. I'm just trying. I'm trying to imagine getting.

[Tom Griswold]

A.

[Bob Kevoian]

Belt. Yeah. Have to get rid of those belt extenders from.

[Tom Griswold]

The airport. They make maternity strap.

[Christy Lee]

Ons. Okay. I can't even see down there right now, so I knew no.

[Allie Breen]

Food be in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right area. We've. Once again, this is why we do this show, because we end up so far off course, we find new territories to explore. Our guest is comedian Ali Breen. And Ali, are you working this weekend, by.

[Allie Breen]

The way? Yes, I'm gonna be at the Comedy Village and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sheba's speakeasy. All right, well, go see Ally in person. We have time for maybe two more letters. Let's see what.

[Allie Breen]

We got. Dear Allie, I've been with my boyfriend for three and a half years and we've talked about getting married and he said he wants to find the perfect moment to propose. That was about a year ago, so it's taking forever. And I'm thinking about finding the perfect moment myself and proposing to him just to take the pressure off. What is your advice.

[Christy Lee]

On that? This. I want to hear a man's. I want to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

You, boy. I don't know. I. I don't know how I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Feel about. Don't do the thing where you're at. Don't do it at a large sporting event. Yeah, I just saw that. I saw that over.

[Allie Breen]

The weekend. I hate that so much. Any public proposals. They do it at comedy shows a lot now, too. That's been.

[Bob Kevoian]

A.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing. What? Yeah, Times in the middle.

[Allie Breen]

Of the show, like, you get up here and you do it then.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

Then. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always. I've seen it. It always goes fine. I shouldn't say always. When I have seen it. It was like two times. It went fine.

[Christy Lee]

Both times. What if he is actually.

[Allie Breen]

Trying to plan the perfect moment and.

[Christy Lee]

Then you take it.

[Tom Griswold]

From him? Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

The thing. Or what if he's really not wanting to get married? Yeah, he's put it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

A year. Yeah, a year is. I don't know how many I'd have to do the. The addition on this. How many moments are in a.

[Tom Griswold]

Year, right? A lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of.

[Allie Breen]

Them. Yeah. Also, just what does it feel like as a guy being proposed to? Would that be weird, or would you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Want that?

[Allie Breen]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn'T. Yeah. No, I want to do it. I've had.

[Christy Lee]

It twice. You've had it done twice? You've had.

[Tom Griswold]

A woman? Oh, women can't help.

[Chick McGee]

Themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace. They're. How did it feel? What did you think? I was happy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Allie Breen]

All right. You said yes.

[Chick McGee]

Both times. Well, variations.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of that. Is.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

On? What? He's on the stand. Variations on yes. Is that a yes or no? What's a.

[Chick McGee]

Variation.

[Bob Kevoian]

On. Okay, maybe. Maybe if she planned something really romantic, and then maybe that would get him to think, oh, this is the right moment, she would. She wouldn't have to propose.

[Christy Lee]

Like a nice trip somewhere or maybe just hint at it. Go. Are you. Are we. Are you gonna propose or should I have to? Or do I have to do it or something kind of in a joking way? Oh, you could always put it out there that your friend's thinking about proposing to her boyfriend, get his.

[Allie Breen]

Opinion about proposing to you, so he better get.

[Tom Griswold]

There first. Yeah, tell him how you want to be proposed, too. You can always say, hey, you know, I saw something online that I. This is. It was like. Like, oh, my gosh. They went into my brain and they. They. They did what? I have always. How I've always wanted to be proposed to and then say what it was laid.

[Christy Lee]

Out. Yeah. These proposals are getting kind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Allie Breen]

Was. Yes. And they're.

[Christy Lee]

All.

[Allie Breen]

Videotaped. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Videographer on. Yeah, you got to have a videographer and a photographer and you. You got to rent a beach, apparently. I got to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on. Not romantic. Too.

[Christy Lee]

Many people. It's for the.

[Allie Breen]

Socials, baby. Of just, like, being, like, a sudden proposal with no ring or anything, I think, where someone just decides, you know, you make a makeshift ring or something. I don't think that ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happens anymore. Okay, once we have time for one more letter. Allie.

[Allie Breen]

Go ahead. Dear Allie, I've had a crush on a guy that I work with for a long time. We both do online dating and always talk about how horrible the people are that we've gone out with in a rom com, it would be easy to see, oh, we should actually be together. But he's never made any comment of this sort. Can I say that to him? Or is it way too forward? Is it possible he just hasn't thought of it? What would you.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys do? Yes, I'd say.

[Christy Lee]

Say it. Yeah. Ask him out. Ask him to.

[Tom Griswold]

Dinner. Geez. Yeah. And you can be casual about. Hey, you know what? Why don't you and I go on.

[Christy Lee]

A date?

[Allie Breen]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, all these other people are horrible. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine. Yeah. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like this. Ask him which of the things he liked the best about the dates that he's been on, and then you say, why don't we.

[Christy Lee]

Try that? Why didn't they get matched up together if they're either in the same area? Oh.

[Allie Breen]

That'S interesting. There should be a feature like that on, like, a dating site where you can force yourself into someone's feed and see if they accept you love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me. Yes. Do you think some. Wait a minute. Are you saying someone could.

[Christy Lee]

Hack a dating site to get into somebody else's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tinder or. Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

A.

[Allie Breen]

Bumble. Or. That would be.

[Christy Lee]

Good. Yeah. Yeah. But then you get rejected again. I mean, what if.

[Allie Breen]

He doesn't? But you would know without having to put yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Out there. At least.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'S true. You know, don't they have versions of this where in which the. The guy isn't really writing the stuff that his friend is the.

[Christy Lee]

Whole time? That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always happens. He's got his buddy entering everything. And then, of course, the buddy meets her and they.

[Allie Breen]

Hit her. I mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'S like. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, it's always a great pleasure talking to you. I think we've done some good work today. Maybe Lord's work. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll look forward to talking to you next week. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Bye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guys. Bye. Once again, you can reach Ali Breen, A L L I B R E E. And at your favorite, favorite social media platform right now, we've been talking about some great gifts. This is a terrific gift. I'm a huge fan of these things. I just found out about them. I guess they've been around for a while. Called the Aura frame. A U R A. And it's all about presenting photographs to somebody. You give them the frame and then you can help them load it. And once they've gone wherever they live and wherever the frame is living, you can add pictures to it. There's one right behind Josh. I loaded a bunch of pictures on it from my house over the weekend. And that thing was over here in the building. It's just amazing. And it's the perfect gift for someone who maybe your mom wants to look at pictures of the baby, whatever it might be. You can help them load that frame up. And right now they've got a very special thing for this particular gift. Of course, it's a frame, obviously. And for a limited time, you can save on the perfect, perfect aura frame by going to auraframes.com and get 35 bucks off their best selling Carver matte frames. By the way, this was named number one by wire cutter and they're quite critical. They really like this thing. I do, too. Use the promo code tom when you check out and it's a u r auraframes.com auraframes.com this deal, by the way, exclusive to Bob and Tom show listeners. The frames sell out fast, so order yours now to get them in time for the holidays. And again, mention the Bob and Tom show when you check out. Terms and conditions do, in fact apply. And it's, it's a great gift because you've got unlimited photos and videos that you can post on these things. You can also, if you're giving it, you can preload it with a bunch of cool pictures of your family and friends and then you can keep adding on to it anytime. And like I said, anywhere, you could be in a different state and post photos on that for the person you're giving it to. It's a really cool gift. I'm a big fan. After I read about this last week. I already got one. I just think they're so cool. Right now I'm looking at a pal. Look at that. There's a picture of me and my son. There's a picture of Josh kissing.

[Tom Griswold]

My head. I enjoyed.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Christy Lee]

Moment. Okay. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very much. I'm not sure where that came from. Give it a shot. Check it out once again, auraframes.com and that's a U R aura frames.com a really cool gift. And tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. We're coming right back. We've got a problem in an escalator that may result in a crime coming your way. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Show. Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Lee. Hello. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chick. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Jessica.

[Chick McGee]

Alsman. Hey. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. He's over there at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks Sports Desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom. And we were talking to Ali Breen about a. A woman who was waiting for her boyfriend.

[Christy Lee]

To.

[Bob Kevoian]

Propose. Right. This is a story about a guy who apparently asked the lady. And it's all set. They're having a wedding. But he had an unusual idea to raise money for the wedding. And this is kind.

[Christy Lee]

Of cool. A groom in France came up with an unusual idea to fund his wedding by selling ad space on his tuxedo. Mr. Dagobord Renaud reports that he was in dire financial circumstances but still wanted to throw his fiance Anna plie a wedding. He tweeted he planned to cover his wedding expenses by offering ad slots on his tuxedo and asked if any companies would be willing to sponsor.

[Tom Griswold]

The.

[Christy Lee]

Wedding. Okay. 26 companies ultimately bought into the opportunity, allowing him to.

[Tom Griswold]

Raise $10,000.

[Christy Lee]

Not bad. He told people the idea was a hit with wedding guests, including his mother in law. Mr. Ranulph said his fiance didn't like the idea at first, but gradually.

[Tom Griswold]

Came around. A little awkward, though, that Ashley Madison was the.

[Christy Lee]

Main advertiser. The bride apparently was able to negotiate white leather slingback Prada pumps as part of the deal, as well as a promise to only partner with indie companies instead of huge soulless brands that don't align with their values. The couple is not planning to auction off the jacket.

[Chick McGee]

For charity. Values which are zero.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing. Look, we're whores, but we're not.

[Chick McGee]

Filthy whores.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. I want to be. During the nuptials. Does the officiant say before we get to the I dos? I wanted this word.

[Christy Lee]

From preparation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. Do you have the ring? Oh, he went to.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry.

[Bob Kevoian]

It. Yeah. That's interesting. I. I think it worked for this guy because he's sort of the first one to.

[Christy Lee]

Do it. Yeah, I don't think it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Going to be catching the fact that it made the international news wire was. Although it doesn't say who the sponsors were. Except it mentions the Prada pumps, but that doesn't sound like they were even a sponsor. That's why she came around. Yeah, because she wanted the fancy shoes. There it is. There's a photograph.

[Tom Griswold]

Of it. Yeah. I mean, the tux jacket has QR codes. That's pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Funny. Everything. Yeah, that.

[Christy Lee]

Is pretty. That's kind of a small.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wedding, actually. What do.

[Christy Lee]

You mean? Well, I mean, you mean $10,000? Maybe after they got married. That's an after picture because they didn't have a tie on, for God's sake. I gotta wear. Maybe at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your wedding. No one would cough up enough money for.

[Christy Lee]

The tie. Oh, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could be. What, are they gonna sell the naming rights to their baby? Have you met.

[Tom Griswold]

Little Enron? If you were Taylor Swift and Kelly see, would you. I mean, can you imagine the money they'd get advertising for.

[Christy Lee]

Their wedding? Like they.

[Tom Griswold]

Need money.

[Chick McGee]

Pepsi presents.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Yeah. There was a very well known radio personality that sold his wedding for.

[Tom Griswold]

Big money. I'm gonna sell.

[Chick McGee]

My funeral. Is.

[Tom Griswold]

That right? Yeah. Doritos presents the death of.

[Chick McGee]

Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay. And then I'm in my casket. It's me, but buried up to my face.

[Chick McGee]

In Doritos. I do like it like a.

[Christy Lee]

Nice Doritos. A UK woman facing a steep fine for walking the wrong way on.

[Tom Griswold]

An escalator. Boy, what is happening in the UK.

[Christy Lee]

And freedom. Ms. Michaela Copeland is accused of walking on an escalator in the wrong direction at the Transport for London Regional Railway network in Greenwich. The 32 year old allegedly used or attempted to use an escalator other than by standing or walking on it in the direction intended.

[Chick McGee]

For travel.

[Christy Lee]

Here, Here. What.

[Tom Griswold]

The heck? Are you crazy? Have.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys. Everyone's.

[Tom Griswold]

Done this? We've all been on the.

[Christy Lee]

Tube.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Yeah. Those escalators.

[Christy Lee]

Are madness. At times it was not made clear whether she was going up a downward escalator or down an up moving escalator, but she faces a $1,300 fine. She pleaded not guilty. Are there signs posted everywhere saying you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Do.

[Bob Kevoian]

That? Probably. Now what's your policy on those.

[Christy Lee]

Moving sidewalks?

[Bob Kevoian]

What about. I love them. Do you.

[Christy Lee]

Keep walking? Yeah, yeah. You get there twice.

[Bob Kevoian]

As fast.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I don't know if I have.

[Tom Griswold]

A problem. I feel like a superhero. Like.

[Christy Lee]

You'Re flying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Heck, yeah. But if you're gonna stand, you stand on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Correct? Yes. You don't stand side by side and block well, but you want to.

[Chick McGee]

Keep walking. Which side do you stand in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Uk, though? The escalators up. Escalators are on the left, I think, but you stand. We sit on.

[Christy Lee]

The right. Chick brings up a.

[Chick McGee]

Good point. They drive on the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Other side. No.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything's backwards. Yeah. We stood on the right and there's actually a line down those escalators so that you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

What side. And there's.

[Tom Griswold]

An instruction. Fatty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fat, fat. And they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

The tube. Yeah. I don't get on escalators ever since I was on one and it stopped and I was stuck there for four hours. Oh, really? Waiting for them to fix it. There's a box so you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can forever. Yeah. Do they call them escalators.

[Chick McGee]

Over there? I think.

[Tom Griswold]

They do. They call them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fairy lifts. Like they, like they have such funny names.

[Tom Griswold]

For.

[Chick McGee]

Stuff. Yes. Perambulators. Are.

[Bob Kevoian]

You in? Are you in the uppity.

[Chick McGee]

Up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Upper. Upper. The inclined.

[Chick McGee]

Transport mechanism. I think you'd know all about the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uppity up. Okay. The stand and go. We call the. The.

[Tom Griswold]

Moving sidewalk. Stand and go's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not bad. I want to remind everybody real quick. Go to bob and tom.com contest. Make your picks for week 14 in the NFL. You could win that Stephen Singer gift card. Thank you very much. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S.

[Tom Griswold]

Soccer Podcast. This is the show where we bring you in depth. Interview Andrews with U.S. soccer Stars this time.

[Christy Lee]

Sam Coffey. The World cup is in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two years. Is it.

[Allie Breen]

Time yet? Like, can we get back in.

[Tom Griswold]

Into camp?

[Chick McGee]

Tim Ream. We're going to continue to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Show other countries we're not going to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Pushed around. And.

[Chick McGee]

Jedi Robinson. Every time you come back.

[Tom Griswold]

And you put the jersey on, it means more and more each time. So we'll be back here with all the.

[Chick McGee]

Best stories. The U. S.

[Tom Griswold]

Soccer podcast. We've got a lot to talk about. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.