Tom Griswold (52:07)
Greg Hahn, you're a single man. Single guy. You live in a condo in. I got the condo. Valencia. Just. It's north of Hollywood. Just 20 miles north of a career, I like to say in Valencia. And that's my understanding, when you walk in, the first thing you see in your living room, you have a giant set of drum. Yeah, I got all that stuff. The ping pong tables upstairs. It's a lot of fun. We have a good time. You ever gotten a call from someone, they want to break up and you. And you never realize you were dating? Ever had that happen? It's so easy. Those calls, it's the best. They're like, I just think it's so one sided. I'm like, I couldn't agree more. Before we continue, gonna need a name. We're rocking on a Tuesday morning. Coming right back on the Best of the Bob and Tom show with a segment with James Adomi. It's coming up in just a minute. Next role with Vernon Davis. The transformative journeys of athletes, artists and entrepreneurs. We have very special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, Devon Franklin. Whether it's the movies I'm doing, whether it's TV shows, I just tap into the truth. That's what I bring to every project. Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac Keys. People always ask, how did you make it to the NFL? How did you get into acting? There's a story behind all of that. It's about whether you're willing to tell your story or not. Next role is about what's next. It's about why they do it. Next. Roll with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, Bob and Tom. It's Donny Baker, man, with some much needed holiday tips on the dating scene. I know a lot of you guys think the holidays are all about spending quality time with family. Or in my case, fake ass cousins who still owe you money. And don't think I forgot about the 40 bucks. Jamie. I don't care if we're kidding. Hell, if you don't pay up, I'll make you twice removed. I swear to God I will. But my point is, don't put family ahead of strange, man. New Year's Eve is coming up, and this is like the free square on the bingo card. I mean, if you can't get laid on New Year's Eve, then you might want to have your doctor check out your party favor or just make a trip to the blood bank. There's a couple keys to doing this thing right, man. Number one, lower your standards. Most people aim too high. So dial it down a notch on New Year's Eve, ladies. Maybe it's time to take a second look at that carny who can blow smoke rings out his colostomy hole. I know one who can time it right to when the ball drops. Number two. Ladies, try to show off what you got. I swear to God you should. That means your rack should arrive a few minutes before you do. And don't be afraid to draw attention to them. Hell, I used to beg Patty Ferguson to go ice skating on New Year's Eve. And ice works, man. Hell, I could have hooked jumper cables to her nipples most years. So turn off the heat in your apartment. I mean, cold enough where you could hang beef at on New Year's Eve. Remember, they aren't nipples, they're turn signals. I swear to God they are. Guys, your plan is more simple. Don't bank on a beauty queen. I mean, it's like Dick Clark. Chances are he's not gonna show up anyways, so don't be selective. It's more like deer hunting when you think about it. I mean, you get high, you pick one you like, then you wait for him to drop. I swear to God, man. One year I tracked a chick through six levels of a parking garage before her feet gave out and she begged me for a ride home. And cops can't prove it's stalking if you're looking for your car, too. Number two, don't hang out by the restroom. I know the traffic's usually good, and most nights it works, but not on New Year's Eve. Chances are, most of them chicks are yakking up their resolutions. And what is it about chicks who puke and still want to kiss? That's like wiping your butt and saving it for scrap paper. I swear to God it is. Number three, when you get them home, set the mood, man. I mean, like, put on some music and pornos. Those animals ones are the best. I can't believe they don't charge more for them. I mean, who cares about digital tape? I think the animals better. Anyway, keep your eye on the clock, man, because at midnight you have to stick with the classic. Always make sure the classic New Year's song is playing. I'm pretty sure it's called Hauling Signs. All the TV stations play it at midnight. They have to. It's state law. That song just gets people kissing. And sometimes it's a mob scene at a party, so be careful. Hell, one year Scotty turned around and kissed me by mistake. I swear to God he did. I mean, it was real quick and legit mistake. No tongue or nothing. I swear to God there wasn't. And remember, after the New Year song is over, I suggest a segue right into Slow and Easy by White Snake. Trust me on this one. You'll thank me later. Happy New Year, man. I gotta go. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. This is Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios. Hope you're having a great Tuesday morning here. Thanks. Here's a classic segment with comedian James Adomi. And this is the Bob and Tom show worldwide on American Forces Radio. Coast to coast on great radio stations like this one. And we have Chick Magee at the sports desk, Christie Lee at the news desk, Bob at Master Control. This is Tom speaking. And I look in the interview loft and I see two young men. They are comedian James Adomian and comedian Steve Simone. And Steve Simone. They have never met before. James was just entertaining us brilliantly with his. His impression of the Beat the Beef guy. Wait. And Jesse Bench. The beef guy.
