The BOB & TOM Show - December 4, 2024

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show - December 4, 2024: Detailed Episode Summary

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1. Introduction and Contest Announcement

Josh Arnold kicked off the episode by announcing the winner of the Bob and Tom Pigskin Picks Competition.

• Josh (05:14): "184 people got all 16 games correct."
• Chick McGee (05:19): "Whoa."

Winner: Rob Little from Trenton, Ohio, was the sole participant to achieve a perfect record, including all three tiebreakers, earning him a gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers.

• Josh (07:01): "He’s a big fan of Chick McGee and a Dallas Cowboys fan."

2. Discussion on Recent Sports Events

The hosts delved into the latest happenings in the sports world, focusing primarily on college football.

• Chick McGee (33:00): "The new college football playoff rankings are out."

They reviewed the updated rankings:

1. Thurman University
2. Oregon
3. Texas
4. Penn State
5. Notre Dame
6. Georgia
7. Ohio State
8. Tennessee
9. Southern Methodist University (SMU)
10. Indiana University
11. Boise State
12. Alabama
13. Miami

Notable News:

• Aziz Al Shahir, a Houston Texans player, was suspended for three games due to repeated violations of player safety rules following a hit to Trevor Lawrence.

• Shohei Ohtani hinted at purchasing a Porsche for Dodgers Manager Dave Roberts if the team wins the World Series, following a precedent set by gifting a Porsche to teammate Joe Kelly earlier in the season.

3. Innovative Technology: The Human Washing Machine

The conversation shifted to a futuristic concept introduced at a Japanese trade show.

• Chick McGee (22:07): "It looks like a pod."

Description: A combination bathtub and washing device developed by a science company, dubbed the "human washing machine."

Chick (25:00): "Think about this. Is there someone forcing you to read AI articles and forcing you to go to movies and forcing you."

Josh (27:37): "You must remember water displacement. You can't fill it up to the rim with oil. You got to leave room for the bird."

4. Pheromone Perfumes: Fact or Fiction?

A segment analyzing claims about pheromone-infused perfumes and their effectiveness.

• Josh (30:26): "The wall Street Journal had a report... pur instict’s Roland pheromone perfume."

Highlights:

• Alana Gayden (Stripper, 30:54): "She's never had a reaction like that in her life."
• Another Stripper (31:00): "Clients paid her more when she wore Elizabeth Taylor's famous perfume White Diamonds because men like it when you smell like their mother."

Discussion Points:

• The psychological impact of scents and whether they subconsciously remind men of their mothers.
• Medical experts debunking pheromone perfumes as effective attractants.

5. Guest Segment: Frank Caliendo's Comedic Talents

Frank Caliendo, a renowned comedian and impressionist, joined the show to entertain listeners with his versatile voices and humor.

Key Highlights:

• Comedic Reading: Frank performed a humorous rendition of the classic poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas," incorporating various celebrity impressions.

  • Frank (57:57): "But Rudolph had to climb through 5,000 miles of effortless cloud cover."

• Interactive Challenge: The hosts engaged Frank in a Christmas-themed challenge, asking him to deliver lines in different celebrity voices, showcasing his impersonation skills.

• Upcoming Shows: Frank announced his performances at the Island Resort and Casino in Harris, Michigan, alongside Willie G on December 6th and 7th.

6. Health Segment: Understanding Urine Odors

Christy Lee provided insights into what different urine smells can indicate about one's health.

• Tom (109:34): "The smell of your urine can say a lot about your health."

Key Takeaways:

• Dehydration: Causes a foul or strong odor.
• Dietary Influences: Asparagus, coffee, and vitamin B6 supplements can alter urine scent.
• Health Concerns: Sweet-smelling urine may indicate uncontrolled diabetes; musty odors could signal liver disease or metabolic disorders.

Advice: Persistent unusual urine odors should prompt a visit to a healthcare professional.

7. Promotions and Advertisements Skipped

As per instructions, advertisements, product promotions, and non-content segments were omitted from this summary to maintain focus on the core discussions and guest interactions.

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Conclusion: The December 4, 2024, episode of The BOB & TOM Show was a blend of engaging sports discussions, insightful health information, and lively comedic performances by guest Frank Caliendo. The episode successfully entertained and informed listeners, maintaining the show's signature mix of humor and topical conversations.

Transcript

[Tom]

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[Josh]

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[Tom]

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[Josh]

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[Tom]

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[Chick]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Beautiful time of the year I'm so glad you're near the wind is blowing it might start snowing there's just the two of us here It's Christmas let's.

[Pat]

Have sex it's snowing let's have sex Santa's coming Let's have sex Ooh, let's have sex.

[Chick]

I hope you brought your spurs the ones with the sharp little burs Knocked a Christmas tree out of the way and hear the jingle bells say it's Christmas let's have sex and it's snowing let's have sex Santa's coming.

[Pat]

Let's have sex Ooh, have sex the.

[Chick]

Room is lit with candles the halls.

[Pat]

Are decked with holly I'm just wearing.

[Chick]

Sandals so let's get down and we'll.

[Pat]

Be jolly Christmas let's have sex it's.

[Chick]

Snowing let's have sex Santa's coming Let's.

[Pat]

Have sex Ooh, ooh, let's have sex.

[Chick]

Foreplay in G. It's Christmas let's have sex it's snowing let's have sex Santa's.

[Pat]

Coming Let's have sex Ooh, let's have sex oh.

[Chick]

Come over here, baby. Hello, Hello, Hello. Oh, that's so good.

[Josh]

Testing. Hello.

[Chick]

Hi. Welcome to the Bob and Tom Show. How are you, Tom?

[Josh]

Testing. It's. It's coming around.

[Tom]

What, he sick again?

[Chick]

His voice again.

[Josh]

Sick.

[Ace]

Oh.

[Tom]

Oh, you got. You gave me the smile.

[Josh]

Little raspy, that's all. I'm gonna have Ace do all my talking today. Ace, go ahead.

[Ace]

Raise this for everybody.

[Chick]

Ladies and gentlemen, Ace Cosby.

[Tom]

That's a good way to start the year.

[Chick]

Christy Lee at the Sileac news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Doing what he does. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace]

Hi.

[Chick]

Stephen Singer. I hate Stephen Singer. Sidekick, chair. Ace Cosby's here. Joke of the day. Coming down the pike. I'm Chick McGee at the Dude Wipe sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Josh]

I'd say you're 95%. I'm still hearing a little bit of a warble.

[Chick]

Wow. No, no kidding.

[Josh]

You hear that? You hear. There's that little bit of a. I.

[Chick]

Don'T know if warble is what you Want. But I've got. I've got a. I've got a.

[Josh]

Try doing your Chewbacca.

[Chick]

I've got a. I got a throat thing now where I'm coughing for no reason, like hours at a time, so I don't know.

[Josh]

Now do your. Tom.

[Chick]

Oh, well, here's the thing about you. You are less.

[Josh]

That's good.

[Chick]

Thank you.

[Josh]

When you. When you got it. When you've got that thing going, it is. It makes it even that much.

[Chick]

Oh, it's going.

[Josh]

It's.

[Chick]

Everybody does that. That version of you, by the way.

[Josh]

Oh, thank you. A couple quick things. First of all, congratulations going out to another Buckeye, ladies and gentlemen. There's a streak in the Buckeye State. Rob Little from Trenton, Ohio. Teeny little Rob Little, our winner for week 13 of the Bob and Tom Pigskin Picks competition. Now get this, a new record for our competition. Okay, this is pretty interesting. 184 people got the right.

[Chick]

No way.

[Josh]

184 people got all 16 games correct.

[Chick]

Whoa.

[Ace]

That means the contest is too easy. I've been trying to tell you.

[Josh]

However, Rob is the only one that got that. Got all three tiebreakers, so. Looking forward to Rob. Now, there's an interesting thing about Rob that it's. It's very odd.

[Chick]

He's left handed.

[Josh]

No, I don't know if he's left handed or not, but he's a big fan of Chick McGee.

[Chick]

Yeah, damn right he is. Oh, I know what you're gonna say. Yeah, I saw this and I was somewhat concerned.

[Josh]

And he's a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys.

[Ace]

Yeah, you can be both. That's all right.

[Chick]

No, no, no, no, you can't.

[Pat]

Oh.

[Ace]

Oh.

[Chick]

If I'm me and I'm Chick McGee, I say no. No, you can't.

[Josh]

I believe it's a haiku. I can't count the syllables. It's something like Dallas Cowboy fan, Chick McGee block. So what.

[Chick]

How does the.

[Josh]

How do those go? How many syllables?

[Chick]

Let me look here. I've never heard of Trenton, Ohio. I'm looking it up. It's just north of Cincinnati.

[Josh]

Congratulations, Rob. Rob, of course, wins this week's Stephen Singer jewelers gift card for 500 bucks. Oh, Stephen Singer's got the stuff right now. You could be a winner. Week 14 begins Monday, Tuesday, tomorrow night. So all you got to do is pick the winners. This is amazing. 184 people got all 16 games. Were there no big upsets over the weekend?

[Tom]

Apparently.

[Chick]

I'm not sure you asked me. I did. I had some trouble when I Was against the spread. I was nine and eight. No, eight and seven again. What was I? Nine and seven.

[Josh]

You were over 500.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

On the season you're well over 500.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Josh]

But you are picking against the spread.

[Chick]

Right.

[Josh]

So we'll look forward to talking to Mr. Little. If you'd like to enter, by the way, bobandtom.com contest.

[Chick]

I would like. I would have to name my son Stuart.

[Tom]

You have to, wouldn't you?

[Ace]

Oh, man.

[Josh]

No, you would not. Would people stop doing that to their kids?

[Pat]

Why?

[Chick]

It makes them interesting.

[Josh]

No, it doesn't.

[Tom]

You have a movie named after you?

[Josh]

Oh, God.

[Chick]

You know, you could get like, stuff. Hey, come here, mouse face. Stuff like that.

[Josh]

Hey, Stewart, it's time for your 2:00 beating recesses.

[Ace]

Starting a successful comedian named Rob Little. Absolutely. And a incredibly nice guy. Very funny.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom]

Well, when he said, is that name sounds familiar to me.

[Josh]

Is he the actor?

[Chick]

Like Rob Riggle?

[Ace]

You think of Rob Riggle?

[Chick]

Oh, oh, you're saying. You're saying a different word.

[Ace]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rob Little. Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay. Well, this is not that Rob Little.

[Ace]

No, of course not.

[Josh]

Is that Rob Little Excessively large?

[Ace]

He was overweight. Yeah.

[Josh]

What do you mean? Like gigantically large?

[Ace]

No. We gotta speak, Tom. Yes. Yeah.

[Chick]

How much do you think he weighed? 5, like 200, 210 pounds? Like gigantic.

[Ace]

Morbidly obese.

[Chick]

Is that what you think? By the way, I noticed that you've been losing weight lately.

[Josh]

That's correct.

[Chick]

And if you would stand up. You don't have anything under your belt anymore. It just goes from your navel to the top of your thighs.

[Josh]

This is an.

[Chick]

You don't have. You think you had no ass before. You've got no front either now.

[Tom]

Have a sandwich.

[Josh]

It's an effort to save my knees.

[Chick]

Sure, right. Whatever. You're walking better.

[Tom]

How low are you gonna go?

[Josh]

I'm having my physical today, as a matter of fact.

[Chick]

All right. Who said that? I'm trying to get back back to my original weight. 7lbs 8o. Trenton, Ohio, is north of Cincinnati on route or Route 73. And there's a barn and bunk farm market just down the road.

[Ace]

Oh, nice.

[Chick]

How about that? I've never heard of the barn and bunk. It sounds like a happening place.

[Josh]

Our new feature is trying to pick out a restaurant near there and see if the person's been there. Remember, we did. We did that before in Kentucky. In any event, Rob Little. Congratulations. If you know Rob, wake him up right now and tell him. And we will be talking to him tomorrow in the shoeing of the week.

[Chick]

We're not saying he's fat. We're saying that.

[Josh]

No, no. The comedian. No, no. I looked over at Pat and Pat puffed out his cheeks and put his arms away.

[Ace]

He's a larger guy, but he's lost.

[Josh]

A lot of weight. Good friends. Congratulations.

[Ace]

He says he's a really sweet guy. Yeah.

[Josh]

Funny, we've had some huge guys in here lately.

[Chick]

Well, that doesn't make him any less sweet than did.

[Josh]

We just have a guy here who was like 69380.

[Ace]

I wasn't trying to make any correlation that he would make.

[Chick]

Right, right, right, right.

[Ace]

Okay.

[Josh]

Sorry. Okay, I'll see.

[Chick]

But he is less because he's overweight.

[Josh]

No, no, I just. I was.

[Chick]

You know, there are people. There are rumblings in the National Football League. There are rumors about the head coach of the Cowboys, Mike McCarthy and there are complaints that he's overweight. And if he can't discipline himself and adhere to a diet, how is he expected to lead?

[Josh]

Have they seen Andy Reid?

[Tom]

That's exactly what I was going to say.

[Chick]

Well, there you go. That's what they're saying. I'm just telling you what they're saying.

[Josh]

And like, well, who was the most fit coach that wasn't very good? Jeff Fisher.

[Tom]

Oh, he was cute.

[Josh]

That was your favorite, right? Based on his.

[Tom]

Yeah, he was a very good.

[Chick]

Yeah, he didn't want to. Did he want to. He won with the Bears. I guess he won a Super bowl with the Bears.

[Josh]

No. Once Again, Bob and Tom.com contest. Get your picks in and have you already logged in your picks?

[Chick]

Yes, they are on the Instagram. The chick McGee. Like to go there. Maybe use that as your guide. Maybe some input. Right, Tom?

[Tom]

What if there's injuries between now and then? Do you change?

[Ace]

I don't care. Yeah, we call him the North Star.

[Chick]

That's right. Next man up is what they say in the NFL. That's right.

[Josh]

Okay. Well, now, that was very exciting.

[Chick]

Wait a minute. We forgot to. We forgot to. This morning we forgot to.

[Pat]

Josh Arnold here. Oh, hey.

[Ace]

How are you? Nice to see you guys. Very nice.

[Pat]

Worried about you.

[Ace]

Thank you. Today was a normal morning. Woke up before the alarm. Yeah. Sat in the bed and cried.

[Chick]

Normal day, that's what I do. Normal day, that's what I do. Oh, man.

[Ace]

Again, Had a little extra cat time. It was nice.

[Josh]

All right.

[Tom]

This morning.

[Ace]

Robbie and Biscuit are both fine.

[Chick]

Robbing that pussy. Is that what you were doing?

[Ace]

How am I to.

[Josh]

I mean, it's low hanging fruit is the kind of joke they would do in the sharts and sprinkles show Bullwinkles with their sportscaster Dick Hound. That's the kind of stuff he does.

[Chick]

Famous poem, my little pussy. I. My little pussy.

[Josh]

Is that your Bullwinkle?

[Chick]

Yeah, maybe that. Maybe that's where my throat.

[Josh]

That reminds me. Coming up today, Frank Calando. Can Frank do a Bullwinkle?

[Ace]

I have no doubt.

[Josh]

I hope so.

[Tom]

What can't he do? He's talented.

[Josh]

I've never asked him.

[Chick]

I don't know if he can dance.

[Josh]

Frank. I doubt it.

[Chick]

Little soft shoe.

[Tom]

You don't think he can dance?

[Josh]

Frank is.

[Tom]

He can move when he plays table tennis.

[Josh]

When we first met Frank Caliendo, I remember he told me he never listened to music ever.

[Chick]

And you're still not over it.

[Pat]

I know.

[Josh]

I mean, I've met one other person in my life that like that.

[Ace]

I have. I have an uncle like that that.

[Josh]

Never listens to music.

[Ace]

I say things like that too, when I want the conversation to end. Oh, no, I never watched. No, I don't. I don't eat. I know.

[Josh]

I don't.

[Pat]

No, no, no.

[Chick]

I don't have dinner. I'm sorry.

[Josh]

Okay. All right.

[Chick]

And I know you're busy for breakfast, so I'll see you next time.

[Josh]

This is. This is, in fact ranch dressing perfume. Now, I tell you what, what is that?

[Tom]

Oh, we have an interesting perfume coming up in the news.

[Josh]

Thank you very much. Yeah, we have. We have sauce news and perfume news.

[Chick]

You didn't say it right. Sauce, sauce.

[Josh]

Okay, thank you very much. All right, now we have a steak news and the great, the greatest present out there news for our friends from Omaha Steaks. Right, Josh?

[Ace]

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[Josh]

Kind of funny because during the breaks, Josh is perusing the Omaha Steaks website. Christie's on Zillow. Yeah, my favorite, Godwin's looking at guitars, chicks looking at shoes.

[Tom]

That's what we do.

[Josh]

Aces coupon shopping.

[Tom]

So you really do know us, don't you?

[Josh]

Start a little behind us.

[Chick]

What do you expect us to talk to you and talk to you on the air?

[Josh]

I prefer. I'd prefer if you didn't. That's what I do very much. Coming up, we have a. Frank Caliendo will be joining us. Also we have. Does your urine smell? Sports could be a problem.

[Chick]

Oh, Batman.

[Josh]

Great football. Great world record. And the year in Kinks. Not the great band, but, you know, kinky. Kinky stuff, Josh. You know what I mean? Man, oh, man. Give me that. Give me that cigar, baby. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

[Pat]

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[Ace]

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[Chick]

You don't have to fill in every.

[Josh]

I'll explain our radio work.

[Chick]

Dead space. Well, you're doing it wrong. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee and Josh Arnold. Shut up, Pat Godwin.

[Josh]

That's what.

[Ace]

Christy.

[Chick]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. I believe it's time for one of your features.

[Josh]

It is?

[Chick]

Yes. Don't you remember?

[Josh]

Yeah. Requires an introduction. One can't just walk in. You have to. I'm sorry. I have an introduction here.

[Chick]

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[Josh]

I love my Sleep number bed. To repeat again, I actually got some email. Where's Josh? After yesterday's incident.

[Ace]

I don't believe that.

[Chick]

I don't either.

[Josh]

How much do you have in your pocket?

[Ace]

Nothing.

[Josh]

If you had $100 in there, would you bet me?

[Ace]

No.

[Josh]

I can call up that email very quickly.

[Chick]

Why do you automatically go to a betting of money?

[Josh]

Because I like to prove that I'm right.

[Chick]

Why can't you just let it be and not worry about it?

[Josh]

We discovered that. I did not compile this. I'm sorry. Okay, just want to get that disclaimer off. This says Christie's husband is not known as Backdoor Andy.

[Ace]

No, he's not. No nickname that we use.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Chick]

Although it would be kind of funny if all their friends start calling Backdoor handy.

[Tom]

That's what.

[Ace]

That's what we enjoy.

[Chick]

And just shorten it down to Back Door David bd.

[Josh]

Okay, now we also learned something very important.

[Tom]

You guys are so funny.

[Josh]

Ace does not believe in, quote, long distance relationship.

[Tom]

No, he doesn't.

[Ace]

I don't. It was an immediate response. I've tried it, so I know they're difficult.

[Chick]

By the way, yesterday morning, if you remember, you wanted to bet me that you had not said during the open, where's Josh? As I was trying to cover up the fact that Josh wasn't here yet, I was just going ahead and doing the introductions. And if you remember, Christy wasn't in the room either. But I went ahead and said, christie Lee at the SILAC news desk. And then that's when you started running your trap. And you said, where's Josh? But you said, no, I didn't say that. Well, here's recorded proof. Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Stop it. We're professional broadcasters. Josh isn't here. He's texted me and said he's going.

[Ace]

To be a little late.

[Chick]

I didn't say anything about it instantaneously, honestly. Seconds after he said, where's Josh? I didn't say it.

[Josh]

I didn't hear me saying. I didn't say it.

[Pat]

I didn't hear me say it.

[Chick]

Well, boy, oh, boy.

[Josh]

We have to go back to the tape on yesterday's show.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Josh]

We learned to be on the lookout.

[Chick]

You owe me $100.

[Josh]

Be on the lookout for something called honey packets. These are apparently very popular on college campuses. And they are packets of honey infused with the active ingredient in Cialis.

[Tom]

They come from Overseas or something.

[Josh]

Yeah, but again, if you're a college student, you're already using ED medication. Come on.

[Ace]

You don't need to tip. People do, though. It's like a rocket ship, they say. Well, very well. What if kids are nuts?

[Josh]

I mean, if you're.

[Chick]

What if you got an ugly girlfriend?

[Tom]

Hey, get a pewter one.

[Ace]

A pewter one.

[Chick]

A pewter.

[Ace]

Oh, they're nice. Kind of a silver.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, mine was. Mine was. Yeah, Paul Revere.

[Chick]

You see that Gold guys? That gold girl. I've got a pewter girl.

[Josh]

Okay. In any event. Yeah, be on the lookout for those. And Pat had a nice tribute song to those. We found out that Ebenezer Scrooge's gravestone has been stolen.

[Tom]

No, it was smashed, Remember? It was demolished.

[Josh]

Yeah, this is, I guess from an old one of the many movie versions. 1984 film of a Christmas Carol.

[Chick]

But Ebenezer Scrooge wasn't a real person, right? What?

[Josh]

But that was fiction. The grave was in a small town at St Chad's Church in Shrewsbury in the UK.

[Chick]

Hello, I am St Chad.

[Josh]

It's been there since 1984 and was kind of a tourist attraction. We did find out there was a St Chad and of course, St Jeremy. They famously worked together, had a couple of nice hymns and no evidence of who did this. They're trying to find the perps. They did find, as I mentioned, Crutch Prince. Just saying. He was a mean man. But I didn't listen to the whole story because the most disgusting story yesterday was about the porn star who intends to break the world record for the most.

[Chick]

When is that happening?

[Josh]

Love partners. It's happening sometime in January. She's going to have intimate relations with a thousand men in 24 hours. Her name is Lily Phillips.

[Chick]

If they'd thought about it, they would have started it on Christmas Eve and then going right through to Christmas Day.

[Josh]

Oh, no, it's already. It's already. It's already disgusting enough. Don't. Don't make it worse.

[Chick]

Round your.

[Tom]

Not a virgin. That's.

[Josh]

I regret this segment. I apologize to everyone listening. Okay, we have.

[Ace]

It's beginning to look a lot like syphilis.

[Chick]

Syphilis. Now that does not count as a song.

[Josh]

No, but I did like.

[Chick]

Oh, I loved it. Yeah, I liked it.

[Josh]

We could do a whole medley of these and it'd be an incredibly poor taste. Yes, but. So let's. Let's not do this. We did have the human washing machine, which is at first.

[Chick]

And it wasn't a person washing clothes it was.

[Tom]

It looks like a pod.

[Josh]

It looks like a pod. It's kind of a combination bathtub, but it's, of course, at some trade show in Japan and developed by the science company right there. The name.

[Ace]

Fellas, come on.

[Chick]

Hello. Where? The science company. You know, up until like 50 years ago, 60 years ago, showers were not commonplace like they are now. Did you know that? I didn't have a shower when I was, when I grew up. In our house, we had a tub.

[Ace]

We had a tub.

[Chick]

Yeah, we had a tub.

[Josh]

You didn't have a shower?

[Ace]

We had one down in the basement, but the main one was a bathtub.

[Tom]

Your dad would come in from work and he'd shower in the basement before he came up.

[Ace]

Yeah, when he came out of the mines, you know.

[Chick]

Yeah. He'd wash the stink off the other. Stink of the other man off him.

[Tom]

That's literally on my grandmother's house.

[Chick]

Did you have a shower in your house growing up?

[Josh]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom]

Yeah, in the basement. My grandfather would come in from work.

[Chick]

Up until, I'm going to say, 30 years ago, it was elite to have a shower in your home.

[Josh]

No, it wasn't.

[Chick]

Well, you know what? 30 years ago, I stand corrected.

[Tom]

30 years ago, you had probably three showers at your home.

[Chick]

Well, 30 years ago, I was doing very well. That's the thing.

[Josh]

Would you have more showers or couches?

[Chick]

Things have slowed down. I will, I will beat you senseless if you mention my grandparents at the.

[Ace]

Shower in the basement one more time.

[Tom]

Right.

[Ace]

And it was just, it wasn't like it was in a bathroom person.

[Chick]

Over a concrete floor.

[Josh]

Exactly.

[Ace]

And we would have to use it every now and again.

[Chick]

Just because you, you grew up with.

[Pat]

A silver spoon in.

[Chick]

Your President of the United States is a father.

[Josh]

No, I think the average American household. 1965. 65.

[Chick]

Everybody had showers.

[Josh]

You said 30 years ago. That would be 1995. Yes.

[Pat]

I don't think they would.

[Josh]

I defy you to find, find a.

[Chick]

House as common in 95 as they are now. I'm, that's all I'm saying.

[Josh]

No, that's not what you were saying. You were saying the average house didn't have 1 till 95. You're an idiot.

[Chick]

I, I, I stand by that.

[Josh]

I, I, yeah.

[Chick]

95. The average house. All right, I, you were, you were one. A 1 percenter. Even growing up in 1965, you had a shower.

[Josh]

Yeah, it was my fault. Okay, let's see now, what else?

[Chick]

Father was a product of backdoor dirty dealing.

[Ace]

Oh, my God.

[Chick]

Dead people.

[Tom]

It wasn't until the early 1980s showering became as popular as it is.

[Chick]

Early 80s, yeah.

[Tom]

Shower manufacturing really jumped up in the 80s.

[Chick]

Boom.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

And you're not.

[Tom]

I'm reading the brief history of the shower if you'd like me to continue.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Chick]

You know.

[Josh]

You mean instead of reading it for a Bombay, read it for the United States of America?

[Tom]

I am reading it.

[Chick]

No, no, no. There. If it hadn't been for the birth of Emil Kohler.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick]

We would. We wouldn't have the showers that we do today.

[Josh]

Really?

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

Kohler was the guy.

[Chick]

Kohler's the guy. Well, Kohler and Moen.

[Josh]

What about. Oh, yeah, Moan is big Spinkman.

[Pat]

Speak.

[Chick]

Not Speakman. You want to say so bad. No, it was Speakman.

[Josh]

Speakman. The Speakman guy.

[Chick]

The showerhead speakman.

[Josh]

Okay. In any event, the human washing machine.

[Chick]

There are people out there shaking their head. Yes. What I'm saying. Talking about how grateful we should be about showers and how. How pompous and snooty you were to have a shower in 1965.

[Josh]

If I could see them from my. My ivory tower, I'd be.

[Ace]

We should be concerned. That is something we do take for granted. That we.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

It's wonderful.

[Chick]

A hot shower.

[Ace]

Nice, hot. With good pressure.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Ace]

It's a blessing.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Josh]

I'm a huge fan.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I love a good shower.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I always have. But I'm just saying it. To say that most people didn't have showers till the mid-80s is idiotic.

[Pat]

It's true.

[Ace]

It just. No production went up. That's.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Ace]

So instead of having one shower in your house, you would not.

[Chick]

I would say, according to the figures I've looked at, 17% of people had hot showers in the mid-80s, mid-80s.

[Tom]

The 50s and 60s are when it became really popular. But the trend really kicked in the 80s.

[Chick]

You're way early 50s and 60s, Christy.

[Josh]

You look at houses all the time. Yes. When's the last time you looked at a house that didn't have a shower?

[Tom]

I have not seen a house.

[Chick]

Well, not now. Not now.

[Ace]

It's 2024 now.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

It's.

[Chick]

It's.

[Pat]

It's.

[Chick]

It's hello time. Everybody has a shower now.

[Tom]

It's harder to find a bathtub.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Tom]

A lot of people are getting ready.

[Josh]

I know. I was. I was forced to put a bathtub in.

[Ace]

2% of homes these days have bathtubs.

[Tom]

2%.

[Chick]

That's a lie. Also, that's high.

[Josh]

The point is there's a human washing machine out there.

[Ace]

It's a pod. And we all were interested in trying it, except for you.

[Josh]

No, it's ridiculous. I'm so sick of reading about AI in everything.

[Ace]

Well, stop.

[Josh]

I don't need AI examining my balls to wash them. I know how to do it.

[Chick]

Think about this. Is there someone forcing you to read AI articles and forcing you to go to movies and forcing you.

[Josh]

I'm just.

[Chick]

To live where you live and who you live with.

[Josh]

I'm tired of hearing about AI Okay? It doesn't. It doesn't apply to every. AI Will improve your orgasm delay. I couldn't take a proper dump, okay?

[Ace]

Medicine, diagnostic stuff. It's very.

[Josh]

It's become. I'm not saying it's not important, but it doesn't have to be everything. This is like pumpkin spice. Remember when all of a sudden he had pumpkin spice? Was in everything? This is the same thing now. AI is in everything.

[Chick]

Oh, my.

[Josh]

My coffee's better because of AI Okay.

[Chick]

Microprocessors. Just don't tell me we had them.

[Josh]

By the way, if someone gives you one of these human washing machines. Yes, take the hint.

[Ace]

Bo.

[Chick]

The one I saw, it looked pretty pricey.

[Ace]

You know, AI is to 2024 as the shower was to 1995. You're exactly right. Yeah.

[Josh]

Really?

[Ace]

You're going to see 12 all of a sudden. Everywhere.

[Chick]

Yeah, AI is going to be everywhere. Just like showers were in 97. That's right.

[Josh]

So when did you first have a shower?

[Tom]

Oh, boy.

[Josh]

In your home.

[Chick]

Okay. Well, in a place I lived when I moved out in 76, 77. They had a shower at the radio station where I coincidentally lived. So that was considered my first shower where I live.

[Ace]

Wow.

[Chick]

Yeah, that's. And the first apartment I moved into in Williamson, West Virginia, we had a shower there. But. Yeah, that was the first time.

[Josh]

The only place I didn't have a shower was Rich Avenue, DeLand, Florida.

[Tom]

Well, that's the apartment that had those.

[Josh]

It was a house. Yeah. The upstairs there, the plumbing went right out the window and down the wall.

[Tom]

It was just about. Had a heart attack.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Was it named Rich Avenue? Is that what other people called it? Because the Rich were on that.

[Josh]

No, they. No, no, no.

[Ace]

It was ir.

[Josh]

Was it? Yeah.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It was like calling a bald guy Curly. I'm sorry. What else did we learn yesterday? Oh, we had a great world record. A guy walking on his hands, going down 75 steps.

[Chick]

I say if he wasn't wearing shoes on his hands, it doesn't count. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat]

That's why.

[Josh]

That's what did it. Okay. Very good. Very good. You know, and the guy we didn't.

[Chick]

Start with using our feet to walk on till 1989.

[Ace]

That is true.

[Chick]

You know that?

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Tom]

We were all walking on our hands.

[Chick]

Yeah, we were all hands.

[Ace]

I remember it.

[Chick]

Some guy went upside down. Wilson, he said, hey, let's turn this upside down.

[Josh]

We have perfume, crazy perfume in the news. I think this is because this is sort of the perfume buying season.

[Chick]

You ever call perfume stink pretty?

[Tom]

I like that you say, hey baby, you stink pretty.

[Chick]

Hey, that's some nice stink pretty you're wearing.

[Ace]

I am from now on.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Josh]

In this is. Is them panties. Gingham daisy.

[Ace]

That's what. That's what he's saying.

[Chick]

I haven't.

[Ace]

I like that.

[Josh]

What did you say Them pretty.

[Chick]

What is it again you call perfume stink pretty?

[Josh]

No one does that.

[Chick]

Everyone.

[Ace]

They're gonna start.

[Josh]

These are the people that didn't have showers growing up.

[Ace]

That is in like the how to speak moonshiner.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

That is holler talk.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. Hillbillies. Hillbillies call those people rednecks.

[Chick]

Government has an M in it in that. In that society.

[Josh]

I bring it up because the Wall Street Journal had a report that there are claims out there that there are so called pheromone perfumes. And they interviewed some strippers and there's a couple great quotes here.

[Ace]

I like to think that the strippers were never. Not, not stripping.

[Chick]

Not stripping. The interviewer said I always dancing.

[Ace]

Wait, I gotta do the poll on the right background.

[Chick]

I'm sorry, what was the question?

[Josh]

The guy at the Wall Street Journal is calling his buddies. Hey, how are things on the stock market today? Yeah, no, I've had an erection for three hours interviewing strippers about pheromones. This one lady, 26 year old Alana Gayden says that she normally a lot of vagina. She applied something called Pure Instincts Roland pheromone perfume. Saying she's never had a reaction like that in her life. This is really interesting. And there's a couple of them. There's one called Fleur Ph Lur. Vanilla Skin. One user said a stripper said it's a guaranteed moneymaker. But the quote that's really sticking with me. Another stripper said clients paid her more when she wore Elizabeth Taylor's famous perfume White Diamonds. Quote, because men like it when you smell like their mother. Well, that. That's disturbing.

[Tom]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh]

Thank you. Wall Street Journal.

[Chick]

Men like it when you stink pretty like their mom. Oh.

[Josh]

See the difference is that I wonder what that's a really interesting psychological situation.

[Ace]

Well, but that's just her assertion.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's one person, maybe two.

[Josh]

But she's a professional, the guy.

[Ace]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[Chick]

There's no difference between this and my shower theory.

[Ace]

Okay, I give her some credit, but it's not. The guys aren't going, hey, do you have somebody here who smells like my mom? Oh, I love that you smell like my mom.

[Josh]

Are they aware that it smells like their mom?

[Ace]

Maybe not.

[Tom]

Yeah, they might be subconscious.

[Josh]

And that's obviously a small subset of our culture. Yes, men who attend strip clubs. But by the way, the whole point of the article is with various medical people debunking the pheromone perfume thing that it's not really a p magnet. They don't use that word in the Wall Street Journal.

[Tom]

P magnet. Okay.

[Chick]

Piss magnet.

[Josh]

No, it would attract feral cats if you used it the other way. Shower king.

[Chick]

Gotcha.

[Josh]

Well, I'm sorry, what have you got?

[Chick]

Coming up in sports, the new college football playoff rankings are out. We'll talk about it. Joe Burrow caught on microphone for the latest Hard Knocks episode on Max.

[Ace]

We'll unpack that.

[Chick]

Well, unpack. That's right. This Hard Knocks covering the AFC North.

[Josh]

If I hear optics unpack or navigate again, I'm going to punch somebody. The optics of unpacking. We had a fine inside the beltway.

[Chick]

Blah levied and a couple of world records, including.

[Josh]

By the way, the Joe Burrow story is super cool.

[Chick]

It's wonderful.

[Josh]

Really fun. Right now, the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by BetterHelp. How do you stay cozy in the winter months? Well, maybe wrapping yourself with a blanket, sitting by a fire, having some hot chocolate, et cetera, et cetera. But it's also warm.

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[Tom]

Oh, I got a lot of stuff. I got a lady fighting in a Christmas parade. Yay. Happy holiday.

[Josh]

Take that, Santa.

[Chick]

That's the only reason people go to parade.

[Tom]

See people get in fights and what the smell of your pee says about you.

[Josh]

Oh, well, if it's on your pants.

[Tom]

Mine smells like vanilla.

[Josh]

It says you should have stopped at the last rest stop. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

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[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. It's me on Oregon.

[Josh]

It's Kevin. It's awesome.

[Ace]

God, it's Kevin. That's Kevin.

[Chick]

It's not you, Kevin. Kevin who Anchor. As much as I lie on the air, Josh has caught on to this in. In literally 2% of the time that you two have spent with me. And I can still have you go. Is that true?

[Ace]

The wizard of Oz Lies gets me all the time.

[Chick]

I can't believe people think I actually thought and lying. I don't like to brag. That's one thing I can do. Lie, cheat, steal. I've got it all.

[Josh]

We have. We have stealing in the news. However, a really good stealing.

[Chick]

I get the feeling I was Stealing when I should have been buying.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, Uriah heaps.

[Ace]

There's no man after you, is there?

[Chick]

He is after.

[Ace]

Oh, no.

[Chick]

Now, just earlier in the hour, I was telling you about the fact of United States citizens should be grateful that every morning they get up and take a hot shower. Because up until 10 years ago, we didn't. No, actually, the quote is, up until 50 years ago, I saw this quote.

[Josh]

No, you said 95.

[Chick]

So that was what, 40 years ago?

[Josh]

30, give or take.

[Chick]

Actually, the quote is. It's not my quote. It's 50 years ago. It's British comedian Jimmy Carr.

[Josh]

Would you care to hear it?

[Ace]

I love Jimmy Carr.

[Chick]

Yes, you would. And there's piano behind it, so bear with me.

[Josh]

Here we go.

[Pat]

A lot of people think their life.

[Josh]

Is terrible because there's kind of the hedonic treadmill.

[Pat]

You get used to how great your life is.

[Josh]

No one had a hot shower until 50 years ago.

[Chick]

Well, look, when you stand in a.

[Josh]

Hot shower, just for a moment, just go. Well, no one that you admire from 100 years ago had this simple pleasure in life.

[Chick]

That's right, Tom. No one.

[Ace]

No one.

[Chick]

A simple pleasure like a hot shower.

[Josh]

Especially in the uk.

[Tom]

Yeah, it was very. He's right.

[Chick]

Stand by for a tooth reference.

[Josh]

Josh, you lived in England also for a while?

[Ace]

I did, yeah.

[Josh]

Showers in England, very rare.

[Ace]

Yeah, I suppose I lived in a dorm and so.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Tom]

In the history of my shower article, they said that. They said that in 1990, the early 60s, is when they first started getting showers.

[Ace]

Yeah. You know, you never read about them in Austin or Dickens or.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Ace]

You know, your William make peace Thackerays.

[Josh]

His cousin. His cousin Billy make war Thackers not as popular.

[Chick]

Billy Shakes.

[Ace]

Frankie Bacon. Well, there's a rumor that Billy Shakes could be frank. Frankie Bacon.

[Chick]

Oh, that's the truth. That's absolutely the truth.

[Josh]

Good luck. Proven.

[Chick]

I was just trying to get you to be a little bit more grateful.

[Ace]

Tom, about Jimmy Carr has the great.

[Chick]

Line things you have.

[Ace]

Throwing acid is bad in some people's eyes.

[Josh]

That is very good.

[Pat]

Very good.

[Josh]

No, I'm just saying I think the showers have been around in the United States for quite some time. Very common. Very hard to. Very.

[Ace]

We should just take a second every now and again. Thank goodness I've got this. Yes, I really do.

[Josh]

Oh, I love a good shower.

[Chick]

A hot shower.

[Josh]

You kidding?

[Ace]

Let's go around the room. Grew up with a bathtub. Anybody else bathtub Right here. I did bathtub. Now, it was bathtub, but with a shower. Head. Is that. Is that what we're talking about?

[Josh]

Sure.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Tom]

We got a shower in the trailer.

[Chick]

No, I didn't even have. I didn't even have a shower in the bath. Head in the bathroom.

[Ace]

Right, right. Yeah. Never had a head in the bathtub. So I would have to say I grew up with a shower.

[Tom]

I know you always take a bath.

[Chick]

I can't.

[Ace]

Up until what, nine, ten maybe.

[Chick]

I don't think I've ever taken a bath with anyone.

[Pat]

What?

[Tom]

Really?

[Chick]

Really think so?

[Tom]

Have you ever taken a bath with anyone tomorrow?

[Ace]

No, I've done it within the last four years.

[Josh]

How big of a tub do you have? Is just like a hot tub.

[Ace]

This was at. I have. I have the. I have the Grover Cleveland model.

[Chick]

My, my, my. Joy.

[Ace]

Thank you.

[Pat]

Taft.

[Ace]

Taft. Yeah.

[Chick]

Was the. Was the genuine surprise in his voice, how big a tub do you have?

[Ace]

That's what it was. I mean, it was a legit question.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Ace]

There was no humor behind. He was shocked.

[Chick]

No, he wasn't trying to be funny. He was.

[Josh]

I mean, I have a tub at my house. Two people could barely. I mean, if they were kids.

[Ace]

This was at a hotel and it was a. What do they call those? Spa.

[Josh]

Yeah, There you go. It's a reasonable question. The average American tub really can. Maybe two kids can fit in it.

[Chick]

You mean the hourly hotel is what you're.

[Ace]

No, it wasn't. Yeah, I know, but I would never get in the tub about an hourly.

[Chick]

Can you imagine?

[Josh]

Wasn't there a. Wasn't there a gig that you did, Pat Godwin, where you had to stay in one of those heart shaped tub Poconos?

[Ace]

Yeah, yeah, it's still there. They haven't changed anything since 74, so it's all like pink and you have the heart shaped tubs. And every time I've done something like that, I've taken advantage of it. Did you? No, because I. By the time I drove there, it was time to shower and go to the show. Oh, I got you. Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh.

[Chick]

Were you grateful for your shower?

[Tom]

Did you take a bath? A bath in the champagne glass thing?

[Ace]

I'd love to.

[Pat]

Every single room.

[Tom]

Are you serious?

[Josh]

Wait a second. And you.

[Ace]

The mirror was a scary part.

[Josh]

The champagne glass. Do you have to have a ladder to get up there? How does it work?

[Tom]

I don't know how.

[Ace]

It's huge. It's in the bath. It's in the bathroom. It's in every room.

[Chick]

Has anyone ever spelled the Poconos P, O, K, E? Oh, boy.

[Josh]

Have you seen the champagne bathtub I don't think so.

[Chick]

It doesn't. I don't think you'd get in it because it doesn't look structurally.

[Ace]

That's the thing too. Yeah. It looks nerve wracking.

[Josh]

So it's a giant glass and you have to climb up and get in it.

[Ace]

Yeah. I've only seen pictures.

[Tom]

Champagne.

[Ace]

And also some of the rooms. I have a small pool too. Yeah, a tiny little lap pool.

[Tom]

I can get you in a room for 300 bucks with a champagne.

[Pat]

I always want to go to Cove.

[Tom]

Haven or the COVID Haven.

[Josh]

And there's a comedy club there.

[Ace]

Yeah, every Monday night they do that at the Comedy. The Comedy.

[Chick]

Oh, it's called the. The comedy slot, isn't it?

[Ace]

No.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Josh]

How depressing would it be to get into a heart shaped bathtub, the comedy cooch by yourself?

[Ace]

Well, the, the worst parts of the mirrors in the ceiling.

[Chick]

Trying to sleep so you can see yourself.

[Ace]

Yeah. It's just crazy. It's not fun. Can you imagine glancing up, seeing what you look like as you're. Especially after you whacking it. You. You bomb at the club and no, I didn't know I bent my leg that way. This is weird.

[Chick]

I always wanted to stay in a hotel where you could fall out of bed into the pool and it would also you could swim outside.

[Ace]

I too have wanted you to stay at a hotel where you could fall out of bed into a pool.

[Chick]

Thank you. Thank you very much. That'd be frightening.

[Ace]

Oh, sorry. I meant to get that line.

[Josh]

By the way, that reminds me, Pat Govin will not be staying in a place with a heart shaped tub as far as I know, this Friday and Saturday evening. But he will be on stage.

[Chick]

Good luck finding where at the Funny Farm.

[Josh]

The Funny Farm Comedy Club, Youngstown, Ohio.

[Chick]

Correct.

[Josh]

Don't worry about that. Lake effect, snow. Ladies and gentlemen, Pat will be on stage making you chuckle. It's going to be a huge show. When we come back, we'll get some sports out of Chick McGee.

[Chick]

Batman.

[Josh]

We have perfume news. Another weirdo perfume out there.

[Chick]

Another weirdo stink. Pretty coming out.

[Josh]

Yeah. And I think the emphasis is on stink on this one. When we come back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

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[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the SILAC news desk.

[Tom]

Hi.

[Chick]

All right, grabbing your chest over there. You okay?

[Tom]

Heart attack? No, I'm fine.

[Chick]

You've got estrogen over. It's a ways off yet. Okay, there's Patriot Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Ace]

Hi.

[Chick]

At the I Hate Steven Singer's sidekick chair. How are you?

[Ace]

That's right, there's Ace Cosby. Howdy.

[Chick]

I'm Chick mcgee at the Dude Wipe sports desk. Are you still using toilet paper? Laughed at.

[Ace]

As my niece would say. You're disgusting.

[Chick]

Oh, very disgusting.

[Josh]

Especially if you're just using your hands.

[Chick]

Wet cleans better than dry. Cut that out. That's just good science. Dry Dude Wipes for the best clean. Pants down. It's like a shower in the middle of the day.

[Josh]

Tom, Chick, let's head right over to the sports desk. Grab a couple quick sports headlines before we move on.

[Chick]

The latest college football playoff rankings are out.

[Ace]

Number one is Thurman University.

[Chick]

Number one is Oregon. Number two, Texas. Number three, Penn State. Number four, Notre Dame. Or you. Do you say Notre Dame, Tom?

[Josh]

Well, if you were discussing the fact that the cathedral is reopening in Paris after.

[Chick]

So there's a distinction between Notre Dame and Notre Dame?

[Josh]

Yes, I think even the.

[Chick]

The most basic of people, even a.

[Josh]

Simpleton, I think is pretty much aware of that.

[Ace]

I'm so happy that that cathedral is reopening. And you know who's even more. Quasimodo's been living. He's been in his parents basement for the last six years or whatever.

[Chick]

Sanctuary.

[Josh]

You think he was roug.

[Ace]

Yeah. I have a hunch I'll be back soon. Oh, hunch and back. And that.

[Chick]

What Hunch?

[Josh]

I have a hunch he'll be back soon.

[Chick]

Number five is Georgia. Number six. Ohio State. Number seven, Tennessee. Number eight. Sm. It's an odd name for a college.

[Ace]

Thurman didn't even make top five.

[Chick]

Hang on. I'm being told it's Southern Methodist University. My fault. Number nine, Indiana University. Number 10, Boise State. Home with the potatoes. Number 11, Alabama.

[Josh]

Are you going to read them all?

[Chick]

They call Alabama the crimson tide. Number 12, Miami. Just the top 12, Tom. That's the ones that matter. Yeah, I know they don't figure in your elitist world, but college football playoffs are very important.

[Tom]

Are these playoffs bowl games, or are they just.

[Chick]

They're both okay, actually. There's a national championship game, then there's bowl games that enter into it. They start the weekend of the 20th, 21st. It's. And then you got the league championships coming up this weekend.

[Tom]

So much glam.

[Chick]

Yeah. You got to find out, Christy, you got a. Yeah. Speaking of football, Houston Texans Aziz Al Shahir suspended by the NFL, so he won't be there anymore. Al Shahir over there, he was suspended by NFL without pay for three games for repeated violations of player safety rules following his hit to the head of Jacksonville. Trevor Lawrence also with him. Trevor having long hair means that he's somewhat feminine. So he took the hit very hard.

[Pat]

What?

[Ace]

Yes. When you have longer hair, you.

[Chick]

Your estrogen is released.

[Ace]

Exactly.

[Josh]

What is it? 1966.

[Chick]

You tend to be more. More emotional. Here's a story just for you, Tom. Los Angeles Dodgers manager Dave Roberts has said that Shohei Ohtani owes him a new Porsche. A new Porsche? The Japanese superstar seemed to hint at that early in the 2024 season. According to reports, the deal was if the Dodgers won the World Series, Ohtani would buy Dave Roberts a Porsche. Roberts was asked about it Wednesday while visiting Tokyo. Evidently, Ohtani set precedent. He gave teammate Joe Kelly a new Porsche early in the season. Kelly gave up his number 17 so Ohtani. Shohei Ohtani could wear it. And then Ohtani gave Roberts a toy replica of a Porsche.

[Ace]

Oh, isn't this fun again.

[Chick]

And hinted the real thing might be coming if we win the World Series. Shohei said.

[Josh]

Hinted.

[Chick]

Robert said. I'm still waiting, and I think there might be lawyers involved in this.

[Ace]

Really?

[Josh]

Oh, wow.

[Pat]

He's doing it again.

[Chick]

No, of course not.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Chick]

They just won the World Series. Why would. Oh, Tom, Tom, Tom. Now, coming up, up from last night, the hard knocks needs to find some other fun storylines involving the Browns and the Bengals. The Ravens and the Steelers look destined for the playoffs. But the Browns hard knocks are covering the AFC north which are four teams. Browns, Bengals, Steelers, Ravens. Well, last night on the Hard Knocks episode, Joe Burrow announced to his wide receiver, best friend in the world, Jamar Chase, that he, Joe Burrow, had just purchased something. And let's find out together what Joe bought.

[Pat]

Did you get it yet, though?

[Chick]

I gonna get it for like a year, but I bought it.

[Ace]

That gonna be crazy. You gotta go to the Ventures Batman, where he had the Yes, I thing on.

[Pat]

I think I gotta go all in and go for like the expensive bats.

[Josh]

The suit and all.

[Pat]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Josh]

That gonna be hilarious.

[Pat]

What if I wore it to every game?

[Chick]

I just wore full Batsuit Battle to every game.

[Ace]

So he. He bought a full Batsuit.

[Chick]

I mean, yeah, he bought the Batmobile.

[Pat]

I would be like, yeah, whatever.

[Chick]

He spent two.

[Ace]

I'll wear that in the club.

[Chick]

In the Club. He spent $2.9 million. Because it's not 3 million, Tom. It's 2.9 for one of the Batmobiles. It was announced last year that Christopher Nolan made 10. Oh, I see Tumblr Batmobiles available if you want to buy them. And the price point was 2.9 million.

[Ace]

Those things are insane.

[Chick]

And evidently Joe Burrow. And it's. It's functioning. I don't know how. I don't know how street ready it is. I don't know what's going on, but. And he also wants to buy a Batsuit, as you heard. Wow. He likes Batman 2.9.

[Josh]

Does that include the get ready and the undercoating?

[Chick]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Josh]

Okay. You gotta pay. Okay.

[Chick]

Undercoating will get you over 3 million, I would think.

[Josh]

Yeah. Okay, good.

[Chick]

Yeah. And plus, you got to get insurance for that, Tom.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick]

What do you think? Insurance? Oh, it'd be like one of those Bob Newhart.

[Josh]

Yeah. 2.9 million. That's gonna be Steve fixing that. Get parts, I imagine. Probably.

[Chick]

Can we buy a Batmobile for the show? How cool would that be? Go out to a. If we ever left the studio, we could go out in the Batmobile.

[Josh]

That'd be interesting.

[Chick]

And before we went out and got in the car, we. That's right. I'm Batman.

[Ace]

No, no, this is Christopher Nolan. So we have to talk way softer than the music.

[Chick]

Oh, that's right.

[Ace]

So the audience can barely hear anything.

[Josh]

This dial. This dialogue is. This dialogue is so lame. We say it quiet.

[Chick]

Hey.

[Ace]

When somebody pointed that out to Nolan, like, hey, we can't hear the actors talking because he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what. That's how I want it.

[Chick]

It makes.

[Tom]

Are you serious?

[Ace]

Yes. He, like, insisted on it.

[Chick]

He's content. His contention is it makes people pay closer attention.

[Ace]

But you, even though it didn't matter how hard attention you were paying, you could not understand what they were saying.

[Chick]

I think it's Christopher Nolan at the bottom of them, having trouble watching movies at home and you're not being able to hear.

[Tom]

I watch everything with closer captioning, though. I do.

[Ace]

I think the opening scene of the Bane, Batman the plane stuff is one of the most fascinating openings of all. It is. It's great. Brilliant. Which I'm not knocking his stuff, man. I love it.

[Chick]

Tom Hardy and Bane and the guy.

[Ace]

It's the two. It's the planes. Plane sequence.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Chick]

If I took that mask off you, would it be painful? It'd be very painful for you.

[Ace]

Genius.

[Chick]

I often wondered what would break first. No spirits. Oh, you're about there. Wait a minute.

[Josh]

I think that might have been Sean Connery there.

[Ace]

It kind of is.

[Chick]

I see more sports coming up, including a world. And we're one of the bigger planets.

[Pat]

What a lovely, lovely voice.

[Josh]

Congratulations. Going out to Rob Little. He's our winner, ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick]

Tiny man.

[Josh]

We're going to talk to him tomorrow. We'll find out how tiny he is.

[Ace]

Hey, how you doing?

[Josh]

He is our winner in week 13.

[Chick]

Oh, Stewart. What's up, buddy?

[Josh]

And Rob, he was one of. This is amazing. 184 people got all 16 games correct last week in the Bob and Tom pigskin picks competition. But Rob was the only one with a perfect record and getting all three of the tiebreakers. He's a big fan of Chick McGee and a Dallas Cowboys fan.

[Chick]

Oh, those don't go together.

[Josh]

He's from Trenton, Ohio, north of Cincinnati, and we're going to be talking to him tomorrow on the Shulin of the week. So congratulations. He won himself a gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Well, speaking of Steven Singer Jewelers, let me tell you something. The holidays approacheth and guess what? Stephen's got some cool stuff out there, of course, including those famous diamond stud earrings. Real natural earthborne diamonds, ladies and gentlemen. Including the famous Anita diamond stud earring. Starting at just 298 bucks. These are real diamonds. And by the way, if you want to upgrade anytime, you get the full value back. Stephen's famous lifetime trade in guarantee.

[Ace]

Now, these are not to be confused with the Evita diamonds done to ear, which are Argentinian.

[Josh]

That was helpful.

[Chick]

I wondered, quite honestly, how you were going to say.

[Tom]

I wondered where you were going I.

[Josh]

Knew where he was going. Is there to be like a Madonna joke?

[Chick]

I thought maybe don't pray for me or something like that.

[Pat]

Pray for me.

[Josh]

Don't pray for me. Stephen Singer. Thank you. It's the. It's not that, actually.

[Ace]

Or the Velveeta diamonds, which are made of cheese.

[Josh]

The cheese.

[Chick]

The cheesy ones.

[Josh]

Yes. These are real diamonds. Josh, I.

[Ace]

Okay, just clarify.

[Josh]

Just during the break. I'm gonna have you go get something out of my car. All right, So I can lock the door. Stephen Singer real diamonds. Flawless to the eye. Near colorless one. These. These are the beautiful Anita diamond studio rings. Also, Stephen has those cool brand new dipped roses. I'm not going to tell you too much about it. They're wicked. That's all I'm going to say. Fast and free shipping, of course, from Steven Singer Jewelers. You'll get it in time for the Christmas holiday. Ihatestevensinger.com is the place to go for the Anita diamond stud earrings and whatever else you want. Steven Singer. And also you can win that gift certificate from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Just participate. Week 14 begins Thursday night. Make your picks@bob and tom.com contest. Once again, I hate stevensinger.com. don't forget free shipping in that 100 day absolute guarantee you're going to be happy. Coming up, weird perfumes in the news again. What does your urine smell like? And what could that mean? And something called guilt tipping. Yeah, interesting. Good tipping has changed since the advent of the iPad that they flip around. We're going to find out about that. This is the Bob and Tom you.

[Tom]

Met Lala Kent on Vanderpump Rules. Now Lala and her friends share everything on Give them Lala Bagel. Everybody says I say that weird. It is ruined by a proposal story.

[Pat]

How Jason proposed and she was like, he brought in a bunch of bagels.

[Allie Breen]

I was like, I have to stop.

[Tom]

I will punch you in the throat if you ever tell this story again.

[Pat]

And call it a bagel.

[Josh]

Let me tell you now, when I.

[Tom]

Tell the story, I go, he went and got breakfast.

[Chick]

There you go.

[Josh]

Bagels.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Watch what Lala is talking about on YouTube or search for Give them Lala wherever you listen.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee over there at the Silac news desk.

[Josh]

There's.

[Chick]

There's Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Ace]

Hey, chick.

[Chick]

Pat Godwin over there in the performance room. There's Ace Cosby with that joke of the day coming right down the old pike. I'm Chick McGee at the dude wipe sports desk, and hello, Tom. We have. We have a guest.

[Josh]

It's beginning to look alive. A lot like Christmas when I see Caliendo's sweater.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Frank Caliendo is here with us, making the magic happen. That is a. That is a nice, Christmasy Christmas.

[Pat]

I didn't want to go too far. I was looking for something Christmassy, and I couldn't. My wife had this in the closet. I don't even think it's mine. I think it's my son's. Okay. So my wife makes us dress the same for Christmas. Do you do that to your adorable. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's wonderful. It's really. It really shows that you're an alpha in the house as a husband.

[Chick]

Well, you haven't seen his. You haven't seen his shoes yet, Tony. Yeah, that's the resistance.

[Tom]

Look at those Christmas shoes.

[Pat]

Not a lot of flexibility to get them up there.

[Ace]

That's all right. Very nice.

[Pat]

Now, my wife, she gets incredibly angry because she gave me these shoes. She's like, you should wear these. And now women come up to me all the time like, I love your shoes. And they want to talk to me.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Pat]

And it frustrates. So I wear them as much as possible.

[Josh]

They're very Christmas green and Christmas red.

[Pat]

Yeah, Yeah. A little reindeer on there.

[Ace]

Now, that sweater, though, doesn't look bad at all.

[Pat]

No, it's not. I was looking for. I was trying to gauge whether I should go crazy Christmas. Right then my wife, Michelle. We'll call her Michelle. And so she. She started going through Christmas sweaters that she had in the closet, but they were all her sweaters. And I'm like, those are kind of feminine, which I. It just didn't feel right. With now realizing I probably should have worn those just for the jokes that would have ensued. But it was like. It was all, like, little reindeer on the. Everything had a play on the mammary areas.

[Ace]

Oh, sure.

[Pat]

I don't accentuate that.

[Josh]

Your collar is ringed with reindeer.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And it's.

[Ace]

That's cool.

[Josh]

Kind of a nice Christmasy red.

[Pat]

It's. It's. It's classy.

[Josh]

Frank Caliendo is on his way to the North Pole.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But he's only going to be halfway there when he is in the Upper peninsula of Michigan. Coming up this Friday and Saturday with Willie G. Officially, you'll be in Harris, Michigan, at the island resort and Casino.

[Ace]

All right.

[Josh]

For some great live shows with Frank Caliendo.

[Ace]

Sounds warm and sunny.

[Josh]

Doesn't it, they're experiencing a little bit of a lake effect.

[Pat]

I had to do a little promo for him and I was doing a corporate show in Hawaii and I'm like, right now I'm in Maui, but you know where I really want to be? Island Casino and Resort in Harris, Michigan.

[Josh]

It's beautiful up there. Now bend. It's going to be chilly, but it's going to be a hot stage show with Willie and Frank.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And my Christmas shoes, I'm going to wear my Christmas shoes.

[Josh]

When you walked in with those, these guys, they recognize them. Is this a famous thing?

[Pat]

Hey dudes.

[Tom]

Hey dudes. You don't know?

[Chick]

No, not anybody I recognize.

[Ace]

I know the Nickelodeon show. Hey dude.

[Chick]

Hey dude. They're like, they're kind of like upscale.

[Tom]

Crocs a little, but they're made out of slip ons.

[Chick]

Yeah, they're very crazy comfy.

[Pat]

My brother in law got me into him. He's like, they're like slippers but you can get away with wearing them anywhere. I'm like, really? Yeah. Oh yeah. They're some of the most comfortable shoes. Do you have some chick?

[Chick]

I do, yeah.

[Pat]

I mean I went and I got them. I just started ordering on Amazon. My brother in law gave me a pair, he sent me a pair and then I was like, oh man. So then I ordered like 10 more because there's some, there's some that are just ugly, they aren't good and they're like $12 on Amazon. You just wear them wherever. I mean I wear them into the pool and let them dry out afterwards. Water shoes, who cares? Hey dude.

[Josh]

Oh, I'm looking at them right now.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Now what would it be like Pat Godwin, if the Beatles did a tribute to hey dudes.

[Ace]

They wear so well, but they look like.

[Josh]

Sorry, Frank. Coming up, we're going to do a Frank Caliendo challenge. Mr. Caliendo, well known for his voice work and we're going to give him a little bit of, a, little bit of a curveball, I'm hoping. But right now we return to the sports desk briefly with Mr. McGee.

[Chick]

Son of a gun, you're right. You caught me off guard. Stupid world record.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Chick]

A German aerospace engineer is attempting to break the Guinness world record for the longest time spent underwater without decompression.

[Pat]

That's right.

[Chick]

Here we go. The Tico Times. Also there's the Taco time. Tiki Tiki Tiki reports that for the past two months, 59 year old Rudiger.

[Pat]

They call me the Clock Bar. Why does your German Accent sound kind of like Marvin the Martian.

[Chick]

What do you mean? There's the earth shattering kaboom.

[Pat]

Where is my space modulator?

[Chick]

Germans. Rudiger Koch has been. Koch?

[Tom]

Oh, I thought it was Clark.

[Chick]

Has been living.

[Josh]

Probably Koch, I'm guessing, huh.

[Ace]

Well, there are some German cocks.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Chick]

How do you. Where the baby Germans come from? He intends to spend 120 days on underwater and reservice on January 24, 2025. That's next year, Tom. To surpass the record of a hundred days.

[Josh]

I don't see why this is even.

[Tom]

Like a big submarine. He just lives down there.

[Josh]

He's not. He doesn't have a snorkel. He's living in some little capsule.

[Ace]

Underwater submersible.

[Josh]

How long are American submarines underwater for?

[Chick]

As far as we know, not very long.

[Ace]

That is a good question. I wonder how they can be under. You know what I'm saying?

[Chick]

Before, off the Russian coast. Years at a time.

[Josh]

Well, I mean it's. I'm sure it's significant. This.

[Chick]

This. This is the living space Mr. Cock is living in. Measures 322 square feet. Features a portable toilet, a TV, a computer. He's got Wi Fi, a bed, a stationary bike, solar power, satellite, Internet and multiple fans.

[Ace]

Does he call it like the cockpit or. Do you want to talk to him, Josh? Ask him any questions? Mr. Cock, what do you have? What do you call your submersible?

[Tom]

Let me out of here.

[Ace]

Oh my. Now imagine there's eventually an odor, right? What does it smell like?

[Josh]

Mr. Cot.

[Chick]

He keeps a copy of his favorite book. Anybody want to guess what his favorite book is?

[Tom]

12,000 Leagues under the Sea.

[Chick]

20,000 Leagues under the Sea.

[Josh]

Wow. This is an idiot.

[Ace]

This is an idiot. Thompson.

[Chick]

This is. He's not right.

[Josh]

This guy's name? Gil Rudiger.

[Chick]

R U S. He's living at a depth of 36ft beneath the water's surface. He said the on land luxury he misses the most is a shower.

[Ace]

Okay.

[Tom]

Of course, keeping with our theme again.

[Josh]

Wouldn't. Wouldn't the crewmen on every submarine have been underwater longer?

[Ace]

How many days is it going to be?

[Chick]

The record is 100 days. Yeah.

[Ace]

Then if that's the record, then I don't think crewmen are.

[Josh]

I mean, this is nothing. He's living in a luxury apartment underwater.

[Ace]

I don't know about that.

[Josh]

What some guys won't do to get away from their wife. No, honey, I'm setting the world record. I hope it's. Hope you're doing great over there.

[Chick]

Yeah. Honey, I gotta Go do this, honey. It's a record. You know, that's.

[Ace]

I say good for this hero.

[Chick]

And speaking of man and wife. Oh, speaking of man and wife. What happened here? Hang on a second. Hang on. There we go. A pair of newlyweds from Philly have broken Pat Philadelphia have broken the Guinness world record for the oldest couple to marry.

[Ace]

That's right.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Chick]

When they tied the knot earlier this year.

[Josh]

Don't say that till death do us part thing.

[Chick]

It could be.

[Josh]

Could be. Before you finish the ceremony.

[Chick]

I mean. Marjorie Fitterman, 102. And Bernie Litman, 100.

[Tom]

I went younger. Way to go, Marjorie.

[Chick]

The combined age 202 years, 271 days.

[Ace]

Just because we're married doesn't mean the gummers stop.

[Chick]

You think they call them gummers? I hope so.

[Josh]

I would imagine that. I imagine their number of teeth they have is probably on the low side.

[Chick]

Before I turn the TV off, how about a gummer? The couple.

[Josh]

They're registered for gifts, by the way.

[Ace]

Oh, they are?

[Josh]

Yeah. The Johnson Funeral Home pick out a.

[Chick]

The couple went at the Fountain View Retirement community following a nine year relationship.

[Ace]

That's sweet.

[Chick]

Bernie.

[Tom]

What is he waiting on?

[Josh]

Bernie. He wanted to make sure she was too old to have any more kids. 91 knocked her up.

[Tom]

Make sure there's relationship with.

[Josh]

Yeah, they had to get married.

[Chick]

100-Year-Old Bernie credits his long life and happiness to reading and staying up to date.

[Josh]

The show's gonna be called Hospice Honeymoon.

[Pat]

People credit their accomplishments with the worst things in the world. I'm old because I read. Is that right?

[Chick]

And 102-year-old Marjorie credits her long life to buttermilk.

[Pat]

Buttermilk, pace and.

[Ace]

Yeah, that's very odd.

[Chick]

I've never had buttermilk before.

[Pat]

All over my butt.

[Ace]

No, it looks. It looks gross.

[Tom]

It looks. Yeah.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Chick]

They call him Backdoor Bernie, don't they? Backdoor Bernie.

[Josh]

Yeah. I don't know. I. I've seen buttermilk.

[Pat]

Buttermilk. In a lot of stuff. Yeah, buttermilk is in a lot of ingredients for like cakes or whatever, that type of stuff.

[Josh]

I wonder the ceremony if they have a lot of friends doing. But.

[Ace]

Oh, man.

[Chick]

Doing what? Viagra.

[Ace]

To invite.

[Tom]

To invite.

[Ace]

Oh, but maybe friends do it. Viagra. It's an open bar, but it's just pharmaceuticals.

[Josh]

Well, your statins right there, Lloyd. We got to. Well, congratulations to the sweet couple.

[Tom]

Very sweet.

[Chick]

202 years.

[Ace]

I hope so. Yeah. That's a prenup.

[Josh]

Is that sports?

[Chick]

Yes, sir. Okay.

[Josh]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. We're hanging out with comedian Frank Caliente. He's chasing the snow, heading up to the upper peninsula of Michigan. Beautiful country. He'll be at the Island Resort and Casino along with Willie G. Coming up this Friday and Saturday.

[Ace]

Frankie C. That's.

[Pat]

That's, you know, me.

[Tom]

That's him.

[Josh]

Yesterday.

[Pat]

That's not gonna start that. That's gonna start in the up.

[Ace]

Frankie C. In the up.

[Pat]

Frankie C. In the up.

[Josh]

We got. We got a challenge coming up for Frank in just a few minutes. Frank, are you a cologne wearer?

[Pat]

Just today, because this sweater from the closet smelled a little funky. Little. I did throw something on just in case.

[Josh]

What do you wear?

[Pat]

I don't know. Something my wife got me. That's probably a female repellent of some.

[Josh]

Sort, now that I think about it.

[Pat]

She got me right after she got me the shoes that I wear.

[Tom]

Actually, I thought that smelled really well.

[Pat]

Okay, that's. It's probably something nice that she didn't want to tell me the price of.

[Tom]

Right?

[Pat]

That's the deal.

[Ace]

That's almost a danger field. Bit of. Yeah. My wife bought me a cologne.

[Pat]

My wife bought me a cologne. It's more of a repellent, you know.

[Ace]

She says it gives her a headache.

[Pat]

She says it gives her a headache.

[Ace]

Good.

[Pat]

No, no resents at all.

[Ace]

Did you go to your doctor?

[Pat]

I missed.

[Ace]

Oh, oh. Dr. Vinnie Boom Box.

[Pat]

Dr. Vinnie Boom Box. I didn't know what you. I thought it was a setup for a joke. You didn't tell me.

[Ace]

I'm sorry, Rod.

[Pat]

Somebody's got to text me this setup so I understand in the punchlines, you know, Dangerfield in 2024. Hey, I tell you, no respect at all. My wife texted me. She didn't. She put a period at the end of the sentence. That means she's angry. You know, that's what my kids tell me. At least, at least I thought they were my kids. That's what the. That's what the text was about.

[Ace]

Did you ever meet him?

[Pat]

No. No, no, No. I, I, I don't know why it took me so long to say no, but I wish I had. I think that what it was, they. There are certain people. Robin Williams was the guy that I wish I had met. And you, you think you have all the time in the world to meet people. And his son came to a show of mine in San Francisco and saw me do the. Robin. Oh, my goodness. Who knew? What an amazing. He's like, my dad would love you. He's like, he would think you're the greatest. And it's Zach. Zach, Zach Williams. And he came to the show and he was gonna bring his dad the next day, and he didn't come. And I was disappointed. I was like, ah, you know, I thought, you know, that kind of stinks. And I figured something came up. But it turned out the next day, Robin was in rehab. Oh. So it was one of those things where I was like, oh, woe is me. Robin Williams didn't come to see me.

[Chick]

Oh.

[Pat]

It turns out he has worse things going on in his life.

[Ace]

Sure.

[Pat]

So it was. But he was one of the people that I always wish, because him, he and Jonathan Winters were the two people that I grew up. You know, that's old school. Jonathan Winters. But they're just finding little things. I did something just a little weird today, something most people don't do. There was a computer in front of me, and it was talking to me. And the weird thing is when you talk to a tree, that's not a problem. When it talks back, that's the big deal. You can talk to the whole forest at that point. And when they start talking back, the little elves that come out, they bring you cookies.

[Ace]

When you look at clips of winners, like on Carson, there's one with winners on Carson. And Williams is there.

[Pat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace]

And the uk, Williams watching Winters, it's like hearts.

[Pat]

Like a children.

[Ace]

Exactly.

[Pat]

Child at a candy store, he can't.

[Ace]

Believe I'm doing it right.

[Pat]

You wouldn't gotten the word wrong at the beginning. Work on the impressions. You'll get there. You've got the voices, but not quite. Not quite the alliteration.

[Josh]

Frank Caliendo is our guest. Now watch this. Jo, pay close attention. All right, Chick McGee, what state is Jonathan Winters from?

[Chick]

Ohio.

[Josh]

Ohio. Hey, speaking of Ohio, Rob Little from Trenton, Ohio, is the winner of the Bob and Tom Pigskin picks competition, I believe.

[Chick]

Winters National Bank. I think that was his parents. I believe.

[Ace]

Whoa.

[Josh]

And we didn't own it.

[Pat]

We just run. Rob did a lot.

[Chick]

Might as well just go ahead and name it.

[Josh]

After Rob won that gift certificate, 500 bucks worth of Stephen Singer jewelers. You could win. He won week 13, one of 184 people to get all 16 games right. But he got all three of the tiebreakers. You can enter this week for week 14, before Thursday evening, go to bobandtom.com contest. Just pick the winners. It's that simple. You don't have to. You don't have to go against the spread. However, tomorrow, Rob will have to go against the spread with Chick McGee. And the shoein of the week. And those are posted where? Chick.

[Chick]

The. My Instagram. The Chick McGee. If you'd like to use those as a guideline, go right ahead.

[Josh]

We were trying to remember earlier this morning, Frank, if you do any cartoon.

[Pat]

Voices, I mean, I can. They're like the simple ones, the Zoinks. Like, hey, Scoob. Retro.

[Josh]

You know. Do you do bowling?

[Pat]

No, I never really did it because Uncle Joey did it on Full House so much that when I saw somebody do something that much on tv, I was like, eh, it's already been done. Hey, Ricky, you know, I figure I could probably work. I didn't do a lot of cartoons, mostly because I like to do the part, but, you know, do the face and the mannerisms and all that kind of stuff together. That was more what I like to do and create the character and make myself like a human puppet as opposed to just do the voice.

[Josh]

I did like the one you did, the voiceover guy from that lame superheroes.

[Pat]

Well, there were two from the Super Friends. There was the. Well, the second guy was the guy who was meanwhile Legion of Doom, and he would just. I used to do this as a bit. He would just narrate. And the writing was so bad that the characters would just say what the narrator said. Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom, Lex Luthor plans to take over the world. I have a plan to take over the world.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Pat]

But originally it was Ted Knight, the. Meanwhile, back at the hall of Justice. Oh, oh. Wendy, Marvin and the Wonder Dog, they're getting ready to help make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Aquaman, who can't do anything. Using his telepathic powers, Aquaman summons a giant e. Heel. I'm summoning a giant heel. You had to want, like, he summoned. Aquaman, would summon things that they couldn't do anything. Using his telepathic powers, Aquaman summons toothless piranha.

[Josh]

The lamest. I always thought the lamest was the Green Lantern, which was, I guess, proven.

[Pat]

Black Green Lantern was awesome. What are you talking about? The movie was terrible, but what was his power? He had a ring that could. That could conjure matter into green stuff.

[Ace]

Really?

[Pat]

Using the power of the Lanterns.

[Chick]

Hal Jordan. I think it was his secret identity. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Never.

[Chick]

Never.

[Pat]

There were different Lanterns. They had different. There's a whole group of things that somebody that. With comic book knowledge told me that I forgot, but it was. There's. That's a pretty cool story. But I always thought his power was great. He would. He would put the ring up and Then he could make a giant fist to punch you.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Pat]

And then there was Sinestro, who has.

[Josh]

Was the evil version of him that.

[Pat]

Was kind of like snidely Whiplash, but with his own power ring that he had the power of yellow, which was cautioned.

[Ace]

Right.

[Josh]

And we're talking with comedian Frank Calendar.

[Pat]

Flash was really fast.

[Josh]

And we have a little challenge coming up, little Christmas challenge coming up for Frank.

[Pat]

Meanwhile, at the hall of justice, the Flash runs incredibly quickly.

[Ace]

I'm running incredibly quickly.

[Pat]

I'm running incredibly quickly.

[Josh]

Did they have a sound effect when he ran? I can't remember. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Tom]

With Carl Lewis, remember?

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right.

[Pat]

When they did, there was like, a star and that would change scenes. So, like, meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom.

[Josh]

Once again, Frank heading for the Island Resort and casino in the U.P. harris, Michigan, to be precise, along with Willie G. Coming up this Friday and Saturday. We're coming right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

You could win a $250Amazon gift card by taking our annual list nurse survey. We'd like to know what you like. Just go to bobandtom.com survey. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom]

Hi there.

[Josh]

I'm Nicole Kahlil, host of this is Woman's Work, where together we're redefining what it means, what it looks and feels.

[Pat]

Like to be doing woman's work in the world today.

[Josh]

From boardrooms to studios kitchens to coding dens, we explore the multifaceted experiences of today's woman, confirming that the new definition is whatever feels true and right and real for you. We're torching the old playbook and writing our own rules.

[Pat]

Who runs the world?

[Josh]

You decide. Follow and listen to this.

[Tom]

Is womswerk, part of the Believe network.

[Pat]

On your favorite platform.

[Chick]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christie's here. Josh and Ace and Pat. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest. Guest. He's one of our favorites.

[Josh]

He's the blues man.

[Chick]

That's right. No, I. No guy playing the music's the blues man. Yeah.

[Josh]

There. Blind Lemon. Calendo.

[Ace]

I. I once heard a man say, you got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues.

[Chick]

Nobody leaves until you play the blues.

[Ace]

And you know it don't come easy.

[Josh]

Thank you very much.

[Ace]

Ringo Star, one of the great blues men, of course.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah. Grew up in the Delta. It's. It's Frank Caliendo. Frank's going to be at the Island Resort and Casino in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Beautiful. Country, more precisely the Harris, Michigan area. Take your snowmobile. December 6th and 7th, that's this Friday and Saturday.

[Chick]

Snowmobiles. That a carry on. You're going to fly up there? You're going to. No, no. Not going to play, huh?

[Ace]

Are there a lot of snowmobiles up there though? Of course. Absolutely.

[Chick]

You can ride them out there like golf clubs.

[Josh]

They got a lot of snow right now going on in a lot of spots. You saw the Buffalo game on Sunday.

[Ace]

Night and I heard tell.

[Josh]

Yes, more, more common. Frank Caliendo is here with us. Frank, we have thought about asking you for a little bit of a challenge. I don't know. Did someone hand you a copy of this?

[Pat]

Which one is it?

[Josh]

This is the Night before Christmas.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Pat]

No, I actually have the book.

[Josh]

You have the book?

[Ace]

How lovely.

[Pat]

I just travel with the book. That's very nice.

[Ace]

Read to people at the airport.

[Pat]

That's what I like to do.

[Tom]

And I show the pictures around on the floor.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace]

So did anyone find the mouse?

[Josh]

What do you suppose.

[Pat]

Lovely little Matthew.

[Josh]

Is that the most famous poem? I suppose. I mean, one of it has to be.

[Ace]

Well, roses are red, of course.

[Josh]

No, but I mean of a story length, sure. I mean there's that and what? Casey at the bat and that's kind of falling poem out of favor. I haven't heard that.

[Tom]

The bad.

[Ace]

That's a wonderful one. Yeah.

[Pat]

Do you know what the name of this poem actually is?

[Ace]

No.

[Tom]

No. Night before Christmas.

[Pat]

No, what? A visit from St. Nicholas.

[Ace]

That's right. Yeah. There's a great Hallmark Christmas movie about.

[Chick]

You and your Hallmark Christmas movie.

[Ace]

Quite enjoyable.

[Pat]

Did you watch that?

[Ace]

I watch a lot of those, yeah.

[Pat]

Do you really?

[Ace]

I really do.

[Pat]

By yourself?

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Pat]

He does.

[Ace]

Yeah, I have them on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

Do you have a.

[Pat]

How do you differentiate between which one's which.

[Ace]

It isn't easy.

[Chick]

Do you have favorite stars, like a male and a female?

[Josh]

I do.

[Ace]

And I have least favorite, like, oh, I don't care for this leading man. I wish they'd stop using him.

[Pat]

You know who I follow? Lacey Chabert.

[Ace]

She's wonderful.

[Josh]

She's tremendous.

[Ace]

And she's in probably the most popular one right now, Hot Frosty on Netflix, which I have not seen yet.

[Pat]

Wait, she's on a Netflix?

[Ace]

I think Hot Frosty is a little out of Hallmark.

[Pat]

Sounds a little hotter and a little frosty.

[Tom]

The girls and I, they were home and we kind of got.

[Pat]

Nah.

[Josh]

There was actually a news story about Hot Frosty suggesting that guys watch this with their lady because it might get them excited.

[Ace]

Preheats the oven might get them a.

[Josh]

Little snowman have you, have you seen Hot Frosty? No.

[Pat]

No I, listen I, I, if that works I might, I might watch it with my, with my wife that.

[Tom]

Sounds, yeah, there you go sounds.

[Josh]

That's the idea here I like it. Okay now Frank, you have a visit from St. Nicholas.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Josh]

Now we thought what we would do is we would throw out various names of famous people that you, you primarily would do the voices. Well you can even help Jay.

[Chick]

No no no, it's you go ahead.

[Josh]

I do like to start with Anyone in particular.

[Pat]

No, whatever you want.

[Ace]

I think as Frank that's what you always want to constant or you know what I mean?

[Pat]

Yeah. Boring.

[Ace]

Well, just while you're lines of you.

[Pat]

A visit from St Nicholas by clemency Moore illustrations and this particular novel by Henry Fisher edition is the final lovely.

[Josh]

How about as. As. Let's just go with the classics. How about as John Madden?

[Pat]

Twas the night before Christmas went all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. I mean, I mean Brett Favre would be. I mean that's the kind of guy that you think about there. I mean now's the time where you start changing voices, Tom. I mean when you get too involved with. I mean somebody give this guy a list.

[Ace]

I mean Jeff Goldblum.

[Pat]

Ah yes. I like the blues earlier. Ah, the stockings were what they were.

[Chick]

Yes, of course.

[Pat]

Ah there's a little hot frosty here by the chimney with care in hopes that who the Robert Downey Jr. St. Nicholas or Nick Fury. Right. That would change the whole Christmas spirit thing Mother, you know soon would be there the children were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of sugar plums danced in their house.

[Josh]

Ted. Ted Knight from the Mary Tyler Moore.

[Pat]

Show and Mama Ker Chief and I and my cap had just settled down for a long winter's nap. Went out from the lawn mayor I sprang from the bed to see what.

[Josh]

Was the matter Charles Barkley Away to.

[Pat]

The window I flew like a flash. Is there a sound effect for the guys? So I opened the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of a new fallen snow. That's a big old breast of snow from the San Antonio women right there. Gave lesser midday to objects below when what to my wonder at wandering eyes Wondering, wondering, wandering. Depends if we're in San Antonio or not. Eyes should appear but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer Little reindeer some of the smallest reindeer I've ever seen.

[Josh]

Sports catcher Jim Rome with a little old driver.

[Pat]

So lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. Dude, St. Nick on the sleigh with the reindeer going across the town. How great is this?

[Chick]

Boom. Incredible.

[Josh]

Robin Williams. Oh.

[Pat]

More rapid than eagles. As courses they came and whistled and shouted and called them by name. Not Dasher, not Dancer, not Prancer. Ooh, that one's ahead of his time. And Donner and Blitzen. Oh. To the top of the porch. To the top.

[Ace]

Holy hell.

[Pat]

What was that? Did we call somebody else? Oh, time for a drink. Okay.

[Ace]

You mean Patch Adams?

[Pat]

Who knew? Oh. Honk, honk, honk. Time out. Oh, that's a lozenge that's going to need its way to find its way back.

[Josh]

Frank Caliendo is in the middle of a visit from St. Nicholas. Are you okay? You want some water, something?

[Ace]

Yeah, yeah, go ahead and have a drink there.

[Pat]

Fierce. Go farley on it.

[Josh]

Well, we'll take a break and let Frank recover and come back with more. Frank Caliendo, by the way, along with Willie G. Merry Christmas, everybody. My last one, should he live through this, somebody Heimlich the man. He'll be at the Island Resort and Casino this Friday and Saturday. Harris, Michigan, and the beautiful Upper Peninsula. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB tomorrow or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh]

This time. Thank you.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILEC news desk. Pat Godwin in the performance room. Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Ace]

You know, Chick, most other jewelers hate Steven Singer. Oh, why? You ask why? Because he eggs their stores.

[Chick]

Oh, I understand it all now.

[Ace]

Oh, that's a lie. Because Stephen Singer Jewelers gives you the lowest price every single day.

[Pat]

That's why they hate him.

[Josh]

That's the truth.

[Ace]

No phony sales or fake discounts. Experience the difference. I hate stevensinger.com. are you slipping into Ted Knight?

[Josh]

I'm. No, I'm doing me as me.

[Chick]

Thank you, Tom.

[Josh]

These guys keep trying to. Quite trying to do me chicken. Do it very well when he has a. His little extra something in his throat.

[Chick]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Dude Wipe sports desk. Hello, Tom. With our special guest.

[Josh]

We're hanging out with Frank Caliendo. He's Frank.

[Pat]

And I'm just going to be workshopping my Billy Bob Thornton impression right now.

[Tom]

Talking about him off.

[Pat]

Talking about him a little bit off.

[Josh]

The air Billy Bob. He's amazing.

[Tom]

He is amazing.

[Pat]

Incredible.

[Ace]

And tis the season to watch Bad Santa.

[Chick]

Oh, maybe you don't know.

[Pat]

Anytime.

[Chick]

Maybe you don't know the story.

[Josh]

Frank.

[Chick]

Tom took the kids to see Bad Santa cause it had Santa in the title. Is that right, Tom?

[Pat]

Oh, that's a broken brilliant mover. That's one of those. That's one that's like Caliendo's wife putting on Family Guy in the hotel room for his kids. Real smart move. Cartoon.

[Josh]

Cartoon. They were quite young.

[Pat]

This is starting really working. Nobody besides Christie Lee cares.

[Ace]

I believe it's a work in progress. McFarland is a fan of yours. Because they've dropped. They've name dropped you in Family Guy and American Dad.

[Pat]

That's a pretty good.

[Ace]

And not in like negative ways.

[Pat]

No. Well, I, I, Yeah, it wasn't horrible. No, the, the, the one was Family Guy was when the plane is flying over Vegas. He said Frank Calando is a 5:00 show.

[Ace]

Yeah. So he's excited to see you, Quagmire.

[Pat]

Land this plane.

[Ace]

Right.

[Pat]

And then American dad was Cusack. No. Nobody.

[Ace]

Yeah, Cusack. Yeah. Klaus the Fish is nobody. Nobody does a John Q. Music even. And then Klaus goes even. Caliendo can't do music.

[Josh]

No, that's great. Frank Caliendo is going to be doing his thing live this Friday and Saturday. Harris, Michigan, usa in the Upper Peninsula. Willie G. Will be his opener. Willie's going to be there too. It's the Island Resort and Casino. You can get more ticket information atfrank on stage dot com. Yeah, if you're up there, have a great time with Frank and Willie coming up this Friday and Saturday. Now, we interrupted Frank a few minutes ago. We were doing a little bit of poetry, a little bit of Christmas poetry, when we unfortunately ran into a throat issue. Are you feeling okay over there?

[Pat]

I'm great. I, I'm really good when I'm not talking. This is great for the.

[Ace]

A lot of people say.

[Pat]

I like that when I used to make fun of you.

[Josh]

I like to watch Frank's videos with the sound off. I have closed captioning on.

[Pat]

What are they, by the way?

[Josh]

What do they do? I just thought of something. How do they close caption Frank? Do they put joke sounding like Sinatra?

[Tom]

Didn't they do that with Rich Little back in the day? They would say who he was doing underneath his name.

[Ace]

They would. Some shows would have cash.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Chick]

And Rich would say, you know, if Henry Fonda was in a hotel room, go a little something like this. Remember that?

[Pat]

Yeah, but you know what? You have to. Somebody saw one of my posts the other day and this is what everybody does when they do impressions on online is you put the picture up. And the reason you put the picture up is because it gives you a visual. It's a little bit of a cheat. Yes. But it puts the person the frame of mind to what they'd be listening to and who. It gives you an idea of what that person sounds like in the first one. But nobody would know who you're doing. If I'm just doing like a John C. Rally, you might think it is sound like. But who's that guy is doing right now? Unless I said, did you touch my drum set? Then they know.

[Chick]

Right?

[Pat]

Unless we're doing a war. Warner Brothers cartoons. I like a whole lot of lumps.

[Ace]

And some people. If you said, you know, what would Paul Giamatti sound like if he. Half of the.

[Pat]

I believe people would have no idea who that even is.

[Josh]

Oh, God, I love that.

[Ace]

But you show the picture and they go, oh, that guy.

[Tom]

Yeah, I know that guy.

[Pat]

In plenty of different roles and he has never sounded the way Frank Caliento sounding right now. Yeah, I disagree.

[Josh]

But I was reading somewhere that a huge percentage of people when they're at their offices will watch videos, but they'll have the sound way down and they'll just read the closed captions.

[Pat]

Panting, heavy breathing yeah, watch those all the time.

[Josh]

Yeah. We recommend. We recommend the audible aspects of Frank's work. Can we get back to our poem?

[Pat]

Oh, we still do it.

[Josh]

I want to pick it up where we left off. Yeah. I don't remember where we were we were doing. Was it a visit from St. Nicholas? Is that the proper.

[Ace]

I know the sad had been thrown open.

[Tom]

I know that the reindeers. We talked about the reindeers.

[Ace]

Oh yeah, they're very tiny.

[Josh]

We have the book. We're looking it up right now. Frank Caliendo once again heading for the beautiful up get to cross the beautiful Mackinaw Bridge. Great suspension bridge right now. It's there.

[Tom]

That's scary for you.

[Josh]

Back windows.

[Pat]

All right. Who you want to go?

[Josh]

Okay, let's. You ready? Get a little music here.

[Chick]

We'll get.

[Ace]

Well, you know who's famous for. There's a. There's a famous photo of him reading a children's book as George W. Bush.

[Pat]

Well, as dry as the leaves that before the wild hurricane fly. This. This book is written like. I think when they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky. It's like Yoda Talking man.

[Josh]

Up to.

[Pat]

The housetop the coursers, they flew With a sleigh full of toys. Ain't St. Nicholas too?

[Ace]

What about St. Nicholson?

[Pat]

And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

[Josh]

How about Tracy Morgan?

[Pat]

Oh, that's crazy. He was dressing from his head to his foot and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of toys he flung on his back. And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

[Josh]

How about Shatner? William Shatner.

[Pat]

His eyes, how they twinkled. His dimples, how Mary. His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry. His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bug and the beard of his chin was white as the snow.

[Josh]

How about Adam Sandler?

[Pat]

Ah, yeah, that's a good one right there, Tommy. He. He had a broad face. I like my good friend Chris, who passed away. That's a very good time to bring up a good guy.

[Josh]

All right.

[Pat]

A little round belly that shook like he laughed. Like when he laughed. Like a bowl full of Jack. He was. You got another one for me there?

[Josh]

Yeah, but we haven't done Donald Trump.

[Pat]

Well, it's very, very good. He was chubby and plump very tremendously. Probably the chubby and plumpest of all the giant elves. Jolly old elf. And when I quite frankly laughed when I saw him in spite of myself, awake of his eye. Hold on. Think I want to finish the whole page. When you start it, you gotta finish. Hold on, Elon. Okay.

[Josh]

Al Pacino.

[Pat]

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word but went straight to his work and filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk. Whoa.

[Josh]

How about Jimmy Fallon? Yeah.

[Pat]

Oh, my gosh, this is so great. This is the best part. Okay. So he laying his finger side of his nose. Oh, my gosh, that's so great. How's he doing this? And grieving a nod up the chimney rose. Santa Claus. Sounds like he's doing something real bad right now. Oh, my goodness. Oh, gosh. Oh, this is one of the best parts. So he sprang to sleigh and he gave him a whistle. And they all flew down like a. Oh, my. Oh, my goodness. I'm waiting for you to change again.

[Ace]

Mark Ruffalo. Is he available?

[Josh]

Oh, that's good.

[Pat]

Yeah, that's a great idea. And they. They all flew away like a down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, air. Air. Who uses air? Does Anybody use air? AI R not E R E He drove out of sight. Merry Christmas to all. And then to all a good night.

[Chick]

Oh, no.

[Pat]

I see this as an absolute.

[Josh]

The great Frank Caliendo. That was tremendous.

[Tom]

That's a YouTube must see.

[Josh]

That is a tremendous Frank, a longtime friend of the show. Yeah, I remember what was the season that you ruined the baseball playoffs with? Remember that?

[Pat]

Around 2007. I actually had somebody say that to me once in an elevator in Vegas. Guy gets in, he goes, you ruined the baseball playoffs. I'm like, I don't. I don't air the promos myself. Yeah, I just did them. I recorded them. But people who don't remember the promos for my show were all over everything. And this is before they. Did they do that almost everything now? Everybody did, but TBS really championed that. They were pioneers and just plug everything everywhere. My face was on the bases and people couldn't wait till they slid into them. Do you have.

[Josh]

Do you have any of that stuff?

[Pat]

No, not really. I mean, I don't think maybe my brother had recorded some of it, but I was always kind of, listen, it's way better to be over promoted than not promoted at all. But I was kind of embarrassed by it. I was like, there were like, promotions for me. In the middle of promotions for me, we interrupt this Frank Caliendo promo with Frank Caliento as William Shatter. I didn't even know I was going to be in this. Now back to regularly scheduled George Bush. Okay, man. Back to the baseball playoffs. It's good.

[Josh]

Yeah, we had a giant hot dog. I remember that. A huge foam hot dog.

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They had hot dog vendors in New York for Frank being, you know, a hot dog. Frank tv. And it was their movie pro. They had stuff before the movies, which was one of my favorite promos where we had Hal. I can't think of his name. Want to say. Is it Hal Douglas?

[Josh]

Hal Lyndon?

[Pat]

No, one of the voice guys. It wasn't Don LaFontaine.

[Ace]

Barney Miller.

[Pat]

Barney Miller.

[Josh]

Oh, I love that. I love that.

[Ace]

Man of La Mancha.

[Josh]

You didn't like Barney Miller?

[Ace]

What was I, 6?

[Tom]

I doubt he was watching Barney.

[Josh]

You have TV that has reruns 50 years ago.

[Pat]

They were some of the greatest promos because I. It was Seinfeld did a promo similar. It was different, but in his movie. But I. I had a voice of God. It was Hal Douglas, and he's like, in a World of Deception. And I looked up and I'm like, who's talking? And then he's like with. He would be like William Shatner. Is am I supposed to do a William Shatner impression now?

[Josh]

Of course.

[Pat]

It's a promo.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Pretty cool. Like to have that guy do it.

[Josh]

Very good. We're to hang out with Frank for a while. Once again he's going to be at the Island Resort and Casino, the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. It's beautiful spot. Get to cross the Mackinaw Bridge on your way up. Go to Frank on stage right now. I want to remind you about Prize Picks.

[Chick]

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[Josh]

Might want to check out the chick McGee picks. Where do you find those?

[Chick]

Chick on Instagram at the Chick McGee. They're right there.

[Josh]

He's above 500 against the spread. That might be might be very helpful when you head over to prize picks. We got a good question I think coming up from Mr. Frank Ke Endo when we return. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy, Josh, Ace, Pat. I'm Chick. And it's see Alien do time.

[Ace]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick]

Oh, Tom.

[Josh]

Oh, letter C. Alien do. Is the way you spell Callie in.

[Pat]

That's right.

[Josh]

Well, that's a trick. Aw, good to know. Especially if you're trying to get tickets for Frank's upcoming shows. He'll be at the Island Resort and Casino this weekend with Willie G. Upper Peninsula, Michigan, beautiful country. And Frank will be there on the stage and he'll Be doing a lot of different voices and he's in the studio with us right now with his beautiful Christmas sweater picked out by his wife.

[Pat]

Yeah, they're found by my wife in the closet going through laundry baskets that nobody's looked at.

[Josh]

Now I'm sure that your wife. There are certain aspects of you that your wife is fond of.

[Pat]

No, there are none. Zero.

[Josh]

Does she have a favorite voice that you do?

[Pat]

No, I don't think she is.

[Josh]

Does she ever, like if you're, if you're at some event, does she. She go, I. Well, I'm Frank's wife here, let me go get him.

[Pat]

No, but my drag you over.

[Josh]

Go. Hey, Frank. Frank, do Schwarzenegger.

[Pat]

No, my kids will do that to like, they'll put the quarter in the jukebox. It's got more than that. Nowadays they'll. That Morgan Freeman has always won. Charles Bark. It depends on the audience. I mean that. Who the people are. But that Morgan Freeman always works. That's just the way it was going to be. They climbed through 12,000 miles of the filthiest slop. I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just.

[Josh]

Oh, that's so funny. I. We just did a very nice version. We. Frank did all the work of the Night Before Christmas, which is entitled Once Again a visit from St. Nicholas.

[Pat]

I believe so.

[Josh]

Yeah. It was very nice. We'll have that. Post that thing on YouTube. You can get a taste of Mr. Caliento. But right now, Frank, I know you are an accomplished comedian. Yeah. Besides doing voices, you're an accomplished stand up comedian. Just pure actual Frank County.

[Pat]

I'd rank a dance dancing impressions. Stand up.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah, I think that's right. You can't dance. I disagreed. I think you can dance.

[Pat]

Yeah, I probably could.

[Ace]

Have you been. I know we're getting to something, but have you been approached to do Dancing with the Stars?

[Pat]

I don't think so. I always looked at Dancing with the Stars as you're on your way up or on the way down at this point. I think I'd do it.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Pat]

No, you'd be great.

[Josh]

Oh, you'd be. Throw the trump.

[Pat]

Dancing for a little bit.

[Josh]

That would make that show great. Maybe you'll get lucky. The One with the Menendez Brothers I hear they're going.

[Pat]

They're not really doing. That's a joke, right? I'm just checking. Listen, the world we live in, there is a chance.

[Josh]

I know.

[Pat]

And Eric, I made that joke in.

[Josh]

The air and I got. I got hate mail from people. Really? Yo, get over it.

[Ace]

Okay.

[Chick]

I can't understand those guys.

[Josh]

Put a shotgun to mom's face. Don't tell me to let her. What's up with this?

[Pat]

Have you seen the Menendez brothers? It's like getting. Having your face caught on fire.

[Josh]

I love that. But, Frank, I was trying to make this point. Besides the voices, you're an accomplished artist, an accomplished comedian. However, even to speak Arnold Palmer. I know you do a great Arnold Palmer. Just get to it in the shower.

[Chick]

Oh, this is. Are you kidding me? This is the setup for this.

[Josh]

Ladies and gentlemen, please.

[Chick]

This is a long road.

[Pat]

He is with his joke of the day.

[Ace]

And Tom, Frank loves to play ping pong.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Frank, what do you call a woman.

[Pat]

Standing in the middle of a ping pong table? I don't know, Ace. Annette.

[Josh]

You can use that in your little show. Yeah.

[Tom]

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[Josh]

Okay. Frank Caliendo, favorite voice that you do that's the most obscure.

[Pat]

Oh. Used to be the guy who played Willie Tanner on alf. Max Wright.

[Josh]

Oh, yes.

[Ace]

Willie was the son, right?

[Pat]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Willie. Yeah.

[Ace]

Do you remember the dad's name on Alpha?

[Pat]

It was Willie. Hey, Willie. Yeah.

[Ace]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

I'm so sorry.

[Pat]

Thanks, Ace, for correcting.

[Ace]

I apologize, Frank. Sorry about that.

[Pat]

Yeah. Because Alpha go. Hey, Willie.

[Ace]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat]

Lynn. Brian.

[Ace]

Brian. Yes.

[Pat]

There it is. I always get. I know sitcom characters by somebody yelling out the name, like Tony Danza's. Like Jonathan Sabita Bona. And then the Italian would come. Ms. Mrs. Rossini really playing. But yeah, the ma. Alf, please don't eat any more cats. I think Leonardo DiCaprio's one.

[Chick]

That's.

[Josh]

Have you got that down?

[Pat]

I started working, you know, five years ago when I first started working at Stratton Oakmont. I knew that someday this was gonna be amazing. Yeah, those. I like the weird. Trying to think we did the Mark Ruffalo. That's always an interesting one. Joe Rogan.

[Chick]

Wow.

[Pat]

Jamie. Oh, my gosh. Pull that up. That is. That is. That is effing nuts. That's crazy.

[Josh]

Who was the guy?

[Pat]

Jordan Peterson. No, I don't. I don't understand. I don't.

[Chick]

It's. It's.

[Pat]

It's inconsequential that there would be something of that manner happening at this point. I don't understand it.

[Josh]

What was the thing we were.

[Ace]

Hold on.

[Pat]

I'm tearing up.

[Ace]

Yeah. He gets joined.

[Josh]

What was the thing we were playing? It was from the old. Those old movies. And the guy, he'd be in the department store and turn around, you go, yeah.

[Ace]

I forget that guy's name.

[Pat]

Lucille Ball.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Ace]

A lot of Jack Benny. That guy's wonderful.

[Tom]

Josh loves him.

[Pat]

You could be the.

[Josh]

You could be the modern version.

[Pat]

He'd always turn around, though, right?

[Ace]

Yeah, yeah, it was.

[Josh]

It was one of the greatest running gags of all time.

[Tom]

He was like the store manager.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

He was always an employee. Or he would be, like, kind of working behind, like.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace]

You'd ring the bell at a hotel desk and he would pop.

[Pat]

Yeah. Hello. He had to help you.

[Josh]

He had that hook. I mean, that poor guy. Can you imagine? Everywhere he went.

[Pat]

Oh, man.

[Josh]

The waiter comes up. Can I get you anything? Hoping he did. All questions that had the answer.

[Ace]

No, I forget the guy's name. I enjoy doing Police Academy and Punky Brewster's dad or whatever.

[Pat]

Henry Warnermont. No, that was the dad. That's who he. That's his name.

[Ace]

Oh, that was the character's name.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Mahoney.

[Ace]

That guy.

[Pat]

Oh, Punky Pancake. Punky Brewster. Thanks.

[Josh]

Oh, now, I thought we should perhaps take a short visit to the news desk with Christie Lee, and perhaps Frank can weigh in. What's happening over at the SILEC Insurance news desk.

[Tom]

Well, we started the morning talking about scents because you had to wear a cologne because.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Miller High Life is making news. They are releasing a dive bar scented perfume for the holiday season.

[Ace]

Ew.

[Tom]

It's called called Dive Bar Fume according to the beer brand. Oh, Fume or Dive Bar Foom. I say fume because it sounds better. It's a premium unisex fragrance that quote captures classic dive bar scents from the satisfying crack of a freshly opened beer to the comforting, savory taste of classic bar snacks. The fragrance features notes of tobacco, leather, sea salt, cedarwood, patchouli, and champaka blossom. I've never even heard that. Seen that word. Which is an homage to the crisp, refreshing aroma of the champagne of beers being cracked open.

[Chick]

Miller. Miller Highlight.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Tom]

The champagne of bottled beers. Chick.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Dive Barfume or Dive Barfum will be available in limited quantities for $60 on shopmiller high life.com going on December 4th today through the 6th. Didn't candle last year.

[Josh]

I was gonna say.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Didn't they do the candle last year? The dive bar candle?

[Tom]

Yeah. I think I'd rather have a dive bar Candle than a dive bar. Perfume.

[Chick]

That is a pretty famous slogan, though. The champagne of bottled beer.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Did they drop the bottled part?

[Ace]

Yes, because you can get. It'll say it on some of the big. I. The last time I had a. A tall boy and it set it on there.

[Chick]

Oh, did it really? Yeah. Yeah. That's funny.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Because back in the day, I was every. Everybody had bottles. They didn't have the cans. Miller High Life didn't come in a can back in the day.

[Josh]

But last year was the candle. And they did it. Didn't they gave away, like, a wedding or something. At a dive bar.

[Ace]

Probably.

[Tom]

Probably.

[Josh]

Yeah. That was cool. What else?

[Tom]

Dive bar.

[Ace]

I hate when people. Oh, I just love dive bars. You don't, because then they take you to one and it's not actually a dive bar. It's like a bunch of people their age hanging out. It's like. No, no, no. Go to a real dive bar.

[Chick]

Yeah, right.

[Josh]

Yeah. Guy next to you hasn't used a flush toilet in two weeks.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Josh]

His pants are moist.

[Tom]

Back when people smoked all the time.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay. I found the voice. Frank. This. This gentleman is also named Frank. He's Frank Nelson.

[Ace]

Oh, yes.

[Josh]

Can I play just a little bit for him? Here you go. Here you go.

[Chick]

Now, let's see.

[Pat]

I wonder where the.

[Chick]

Where the jewelry department. Oh, Mr.

[Josh]

Pard.

[Pat]

Me?

[Chick]

Are you the floor walker here?

[Ace]

Well, what do you think I am? With this carnation afloat in the Rose Parade.

[Pat]

I always run in.

[Chick]

How can you keep a job as a floor walker?

[Ace]

My father owns the store.

[Chick]

Oh, and you're working your way up?

[Ace]

I started as president. If you have a question for a floor walker, you better ask it fast. I have no question.

[Josh]

And I'm not going to ask anything.

[Chick]

I'll find it myself.

[Josh]

Jack Benny, It's. Think about that. The. The. I guess the floor walker was a thing. They don't have that anymore. And you. That person would wear a carnation.

[Tom]

Were they the security guy? Were they the.

[Ace]

I think they were more of like a view where you were going. Kind of a concierge of the department. What are you looking for?

[Chick]

Very well put.

[Ace]

They'll show up in movies like Miracle on 34th Street.

[Tom]

Okay. Back when the department store was such a cool thing.

[Josh]

Now let's return to the news desk. Christie.

[Tom]

Speaking of scents, the smell of your urine can say a lot about your health.

[Ace]

Really?

[Tom]

Yes. And whether you had bad food the night before. Health officials say that dehydration is a common Cause of stinky pee, though Other benign reasons include eating, as I mentioned, asparagus, drinking too much coffee. Coffee. And taking vitamin B6 supplements.

[Ace]

Oh.

[Pat]

What is it? When it smells like lilacs.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Ace]

What does that mean? Is that good or bad?

[Tom]

That's nice. I wish mine did. There are some serious odors to look out for, though. A foul smell may be due to bacteria, a sweet smell might be the indication of uncontrolled diabetes.

[Pat]

Oh, well, no.

[Josh]

I followed you. I followed you into the bathroom. Josh.

[Ace]

Yeah?

[Josh]

Ranch dressing. Does that have a.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Ace]

I'm overweight, right? That's what Tom said.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Tom]

And a musty smell could be caused by liver disease or certain metabolic disorders.

[Chick]

Liver disease?

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick]

Geez. That escalated.

[Tom]

Experts advise visiting your doctor if you notice your urine has a concerning odor that does not go away.

[Chick]

What is the odor that asparagus get? I know it's. There is an odor, but it's hard to describe. Right.

[Ace]

To me, it's. It's just flat out. Asparagus.

[Chick]

It just smells like asparagus.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Okay.

[Tom]

And I noticed the coffee for sure.

[Ace]

I get it. With coffee, asparagus, and popcorn.

[Josh]

It smells. It smells like popcorn.

[Ace]

Yes. Yeah. Back when I would eat popcorn.

[Josh]

No. What if it's carbonated?

[Tom]

Then you drank a lot of champagne the night before.

[Chick]

Champagne? A bottle.

[Tom]

Champagne.

[Josh]

Is that a bad sign? Yes.

[Tom]

You know, I definitely.

[Chick]

I knew a guy who smoked so much, when he would urinate, it would smell like cigarettes.

[Tom]

Really?

[Ace]

Wow.

[Chick]

Y. Yes, sir.

[Tom]

Did he turn his toilet bowl yellow?

[Josh]

Was that. Was that your. Was that your dad?

[Chick]

Yeah, it was my dad. Yeah. He smoked a lot. Camel unfiltered. He's dead now. Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

That would happen. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

[Josh]

What if there's corn in it?

[Chick]

In your urine?

[Tom]

Urine?

[Chick]

Well, then your pipes are all.

[Ace]

See a doctor. For sure.

[Pat]

These are. These are.

[Josh]

These are valid questions. I'm just.

[Tom]

Nobody's had corn in their urine.

[Josh]

But it's happened.

[Tom]

No, it hasn't.

[Chick]

Well, you get punched. Really?

[Tom]

Might be a kidney stone, but it's not a corn.

[Josh]

Hey, doc. Doc. It's like a pea shooter. Am I okay?

[Tom]

Hey, there's a new survey from the dating site Bumble out there, and it explores couples favorite fetishes for the year 2024.

[Ace]

Oh, let me get my pen.

[Tom]

We're at that time where we look back on the year and talk about the faith favorites.

[Ace]

All right.

[Tom]

Among the top kinks for the year.

[Ace]

Yes.

[Tom]

Doing it on a balcony.

[Ace]

Balcony sex. Huh?

[Josh]

Nobody does that.

[Tom]

Yeah, they do. Tom. You don't do anything outside the bedroom. We understand.

[Ace]

Right, right.

[Josh]

Balcony, yes.

[Ace]

Cruise ships, hotels. Yeah, Very, very.

[Josh]

I do have a balcony at my house.

[Ace]

Oh, you've got to have sex on it.

[Tom]

It's outside your kids room. Don't do that.

[Ace]

Well, wait until they're asleep.

[Chick]

And what is it? Sex with you. One, two, three, baby. Is that right? Three pumps and you're out of it.

[Josh]

Two who?

[Ace]

A two pump chump.

[Tom]

That's right. Balcony on a cruise ship.

[Ace]

Very popular.

[Josh]

Oh, now can people see you from the next balcony?

[Ace]

I mean, there's dividers. Is that you could possibly be the danger of it.

[Josh]

Someone could like lean their head over the side of the thing and go.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Have you ever done a cruise ship, Frank?

[Pat]

Not like that, no.

[Josh]

No.

[Pat]

But all I could picture is Google Earth doing their recording at that time. Getting caught. No, I'd never done a cruise. I never done a cruise ship.

[Tom]

Okay, here's some more of the fetishes.

[Josh]

Okay, Go ahead. Okay. Please, please.

[Tom]

Having sex while playing video games.

[Josh]

Oh, come on.

[Ace]

Yeah, that's. That's kind of big. Yeah. Twitch, that site.

[Tom]

Tom, you're not.

[Ace]

Relax for a second. You're going to hear words you haven't heard yet. But you got to trust us on this.

[Chick]

He really is like a terrier.

[Ace]

What?

[Pat]

What are you saying? What?

[Chick]

What, what, what?

[Josh]

I mean.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

We have two joysticks. How does this work?

[Pat]

I just. Super Mario. Let's go.

[Chick]

Piece of me.

[Pat]

Mario. A shake of that ass.

[Josh]

How does that work?

[Ace]

The. The world of Twitch has become.

[Chick]

There are.

[Ace]

You can go to Twitch. And there it is. A ton of hot girls playing video games. It's. It's many of them. Yeah. That you can.

[Chick]

Is it ebbing somewhat? I mean, it's not as popular as it was. Right.

[Ace]

I think it's growing.

[Chick]

Is it really?

[Pat]

Yeah, literally.

[Josh]

So are these. Are these people actually having intercourse?

[Ace]

Which you're not going to see this, but it's led to video game sex.

[Tom]

I gotcha.

[Ace]

Because you can wear the headset and play a game while you're getting service.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Well, that's certainly romantic.

[Ace]

I think there's something hot to it because it's out of the norm. It's.

[Tom]

Yeah, it's interesting. Try something fun this weekend and get back to us.

[Josh]

I don't even know how to play video games.

[Ace]

That's fine.

[Pat]

Tom pulls out his pong.

[Tom]

Another favorite fetish was working out together while naked.

[Ace]

Oh, boy.

[Tom]

That doesn't sound romantic at all. The survey also found among the most unpopular Sex positions most unpopular. Yeah, I only have two.

[Pat]

Have you ever seen that? It comes across my Instagram now because I watched way too much of it one time. The erotic exercising lady who's.

[Tom]

Oh, you should be on Showtime.

[Pat]

I don't know. I don't know what I don't know. But it filled like I went to the profile and watched it and now it just shows all the time. And this lady just got frank, I think grinding.

[Ace]

I think something else is happening here because that, and I'm being honest, that has started to show up in mine. And I never once looked at like an erotic fitness thing. So I feel like somebody's paying some.

[Pat]

Money maybe might be me, but you. So I have somebody else.

[Ace]

But it is, it is.

[Pat]

Nobody else in this room seems to have that issue.

[Ace]

Those old cable channel.

[Josh]

Is it called Jizzercise? Is it designed for master activity?

[Ace]

I think back in the day. Remember Chick? They would show Cinemax.

[Chick]

Absolutely.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Chick]

I thought we played that once on the.

[Ace]

On the screen in here is sexy in a way. It looks more sexy than it does health. Like beneficial.

[Pat]

I see no health. I see no exercise. I see just awesomeness.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Like if you were a 14 year old. It's the rad.

[Pat]

I thought of sending this to my wife, but I just feel like that's one. It's like this is great, but at the same time it's like you're caught.

[Ace]

That somehow made a resurgence.

[Chick]

Do you remember trying to see through the scrambling to see what picture?

[Josh]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Pat]

You try to close your eyes.

[Chick]

Naughty movies.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. They freeze just for a hair.

[Chick]

Yep. Oh, there it is.

[Josh]

Yeah. Right now, I want to remind you that this portion of the Baba Times show brought to you by our buddies at Silac Insurance. That's where Christy is sitting right now, the SILAC Insurance news desk. According to AARP, 61% of Americans over 50 are worried about what's going to happen when they retire because of the gold watch and the constant paycheck out the window these days. Days. So I think maybe this is the time that you looked into getting something called an annuity. That's a way to keep getting paid when it's time for you to retire, look ahead a little bit in your life. And the SILAC folks are the experts in the world of annuities. Find out about a SILAC annuity plan. It'll put money in your mailbox when you retire on a monthly basis or however you want to set it up. Certain restrictions apply. See if you qualify by heading to silacins.com or just go to bob and tom.com where Chick McGee will walk you through through the process of getting your check.

[Chick]

They're talking, Oscar. Go ahead, look at it.

[Josh]

It's Silac, by the way. S I l a c silac ins.com or once again, you were [e-mail] where you can also find out about Frank Caliendo and the latest with Frank, once again, it's the Silac Insurance Company. Find out about annuities and you'll be a little more comfortable today knowing that tomorrow you're going to be okay. Right now we're going to take a short breather because we've got a great guest in the studio. He is Frank Kelly Endo. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. Christy, Pat, Josh, Ace, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We've got a. One of our favorite guests in the studio.

[Tom]

Yeah, we do.

[Josh]

He is Frank Caliendo. And Frank's also a nice guy. You know, people always say, what's Frank like? He's a great guy.

[Ace]

Yeah, I wish we had dirt.

[Josh]

He loves his wife. He's got two great kids. Yeah, he's a nice guy, I guess. No, Frank's hanging out with us. Always a great pleasure. And I always tell the same story. When I saw Frank one time in Las Vegas. Vegas. And the audience was, I want to say, one third Japanese.

[Pat]

Yeah, Huge. Huge.

[Josh]

And when you're doing impressions, you know, obviously some of them rather American. You're doing American sportscasters. But I remember when you. The two that killed were Schwarzenegger and Robin Williams. Yeah, both those.

[Pat]

Well, that's why Vegas is most like music always works in Vegas for longer term term and magic because you don't need, you don't need the language, the words, the language. Yeah.

[Ace]

Are you a fan of magic?

[Pat]

I like the skill of a magician in front of you. I'm more amazed by table magic than I'm with you. Summoning the powers of evil to flip this ace to the top of a deck of cards. But I am amazed by the skill of master magic. But when it's when you know there's a lot more going on behind the scenes.

[Ace]

Making the Statue of Liberty disappear.

[Pat]

Yeah, like they're turning the camera. They're just, they're rotating the stage and they're. That's the great thing about a magic tv, like TV show magic is that like there's no rule saying you can't lie. They're like, there is no trick photography used in this at all. And it's obvious they've cut to something else.

[Josh]

But they can lie to you.

[Pat]

It's not a commercial or something. They. They can just blatantly live.

[Ace]

Magic is really amazing because I can't.

[Pat]

Figure it out if I can't figure it out. It's like Penn and Teller watching this if you can't figure it out. I think that's the fun of it to me. How did you pull that off?

[Josh]

And I don't like it when they tell you how it was done. Yeah.

[Ace]

Why?

[Josh]

I don't want to know.

[Pat]

I kind of do. I like it. Yeah. I mean, it's like when I open up an impression for somebody when I do that. There is fun to that to give somebody a little. Not everything. There's some that's just fun to not know.

[Josh]

What's the one where you slow down and it becomes somebody else?

[Pat]

That's half of them, actually. But Robert Downey Junior's 1, 2, burp, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. And if you count with different ones, Jeff Goldblum's a one, one. It's like he doesn't know the numbers in order. One, two, four.

[Chick]

No.

[Pat]

Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[Josh]

Yes, of course, of course.

[Pat]

And then Liam Neeson's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[Josh]

Now, should we get to the challenge here?

[Tom]

What's the challenge?

[Josh]

Well, we've already challenged Frank once. Pat, have you been. Oh, you got this going. Okay. Okay.

[Tom]

Are you duet?

[Josh]

Frank is going to sing in a way as various as a good one to start with.

[Chick]

In a way.

[Josh]

Feel free. Is this Rudolph?

[Pat]

Yes, of course it is. You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the most famous race reindeer of all?

[Josh]

How about Tracy Morgan?

[Pat]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose.

[Ace]

Sandler.

[Pat]

And if you ever saw it, you would even see it close like a light.

[Josh]

How about Trump?

[Pat]

A lot of people are saying with all the other reindeer. And there's a dramatic tremendous amount of reindeer used to laugh and call them names and they used crazy names like there's old blind, the eyes. Tremendous job. Let me say this before we get continue with the song. Keep with the bed. Rudolph doing a tremendous job guiding slaves through the night time all the other reindeer that didn't have the ability but Elon fixed fixed Rudolph with a SpaceX Tesla red nose.

[Josh]

How about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[Pat]

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. Get low, get down.

[Josh]

Al Pacino. More yelling.

[Pat]

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let. Poor Rudolph joining any reindeer gang.

[Josh]

Morgan Freeman.

[Pat]

Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to stay. Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

[Josh]

William Shatner.

[Pat]

But first Rudolph had to climb through 5,000 miles of effortless cloud cover. I can't even imagine. Or maybe I just don't want to. Then, oh, the reindeer loved him just like they love me as they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. You'll go down in history.

[Josh]

All right, Mr. Frank Caliendo, ladies and gentlemen. That was great, Frank. That was. Thank you, Patty Godwin. By the way, Pat Godwin's working this weekend, Friday and Saturday at the famous Funny Farm Comedy Club in Youngstown, Ohio. Yes, sir. Driving a little bit of through the snow belt, as will Mr. Mr. Caliendo, Frank, along with Willie G. This weekend, this Friday and Saturday in the Upper Peninsula Harris, Michigan. And where do they find tickets again, Frank?

[Pat]

Frank on stage.com leads you to the Island Casino website. So Frank on stage.

[Josh]

All right, we got, we'll be. Let's see, what's the hot. Do you want to run? Let me be Frank. Wait a minute. You be Frank. When we come back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh]

Degrees Yesterday.

[Chick]

Ah, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christie Lee at the SILEC news desk. Desk. There's Pat Godwin in the performance room. Yeah, he's performing. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace]

Hi.

[Chick]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Dude Wipes sports desk. And here's Tom with our special guest.

[Josh]

He is comedian Frank Caliendo. And Frank is on the road doing. Doing just a couple gigs to close out, isn't it?

[Pat]

Addicted.

[Ace]

You want to do it all the time.

[Pat]

And I'm going to.

[Ace]

Yeah, I can leave.

[Pat]

Because I can leave. You have to be here. So if you keep doing it, you get in trouble. I just go home, right? And get a ride from Willie G.

[Josh]

Willie G and Frank are going to be at the Island Resort and Casino in Beautiful. Harris, Michigan, in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Every time I see a map, those weather maps, and you see that big swath of something usually called gold swinging its way to Buffalo.

[Chick]

Isn't that up there by Escanab or something? Isn't that up there kind of.

[Josh]

You got ishpeming. Escanaba. Hello to my friends, the twins in Escanaba.

[Chick]

Banga, boom, bang a bing.

[Josh]

They're. Fellas, I'm not gonna judge you.

[Chick]

Hey, any port in the storm.

[Josh]

Okay, I'm sorry. That went wrong. I was trying to say go to.

[Pat]

No, that went right.

[Josh]

Go to frank on stage.com for something fun to do this Friday and Saturday in Harris, Michigan. And if you're in Ohio, if you're a buckeye, you can go see Mr. Godwin. He's right there. He's going to be in Youngstown at the funny farm this Friday and Saturday.

[Chick]

Round on the end, high in the middle. Oh, hi.

[Josh]

Oh, speaking of Ohio, Rob Little is our new friend from Ohio. Ohio. He's from Trenton, Ohio. Why do you object to me mentioning Rob Little?

[Ace]

I like Rob Little a lot. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Because you get to talk to him tomorrow right about now.

[Ace]

I just. I just cannot wait for this contest to be over.

[Josh]

Thank you very much. Very exciting. He has won himself the Steven Singer jeweler gift card, which is currently paying for Josh to sit over there.

[Chick]

Why don't you just. Why don't you start singing? Stephen Singer. Stephen Singer.

[Josh]

Okay, that's good. Congratulations, Rob. He was the winner of our Bob and Tom Patriot, even when we try.

[Ace]

To make these fun. And he won't let that happen.

[Chick]

So much for fun. Yeah, it's out. Fun's out.

[Pat]

Maybe you could go there and work there and work at the counter. They take somebody's like. Would you like to say yes? I think you would be great.

[Chick]

Especially Thursday night because it's ravioli now.

[Tom]

That's right. They line up all the way down.

[Josh]

Could we start doing the corner? That could be our new kind of a new hook. For the show. We would send Josh to various places to actually work.

[Pat]

I love it.

[Ace]

In this room. I'm the only one that's actually had real jobs.

[Tom]

I've had a real job.

[Chick]

What are you talking about? I worked in a foundry.

[Josh]

And for how long?

[Chick]

2 months, give or take.

[Ace]

I worked at Arby's for a day. Josh, how dare you?

[Chick]

Hey.

[Tom]

I worked at Arby's for a year.

[Josh]

You washed dishes, didn't you? At a restaurant pin I did with Ken Air.

[Ace]

Enough.

[Tom]

And I worked in A bank.

[Josh]

How long did you wash dishes?

[Ace]

Sully's Oak and Bucket in Bloomington. Kenny and I.

[Josh]

For a year. A year? Yeah. Wow. Frank Calendar. Do you ever have a normal job?

[Pat]

Grounds crew at a golf course.

[Ace]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick]

Oh, nice.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

For how long?

[Pat]

A few years. Yeah. Mow the. Mow the grass early in the morning and then dig sand traps and stuff like that.

[Tom]

Smell of fertilizer still bother you?

[Josh]

I love it.

[Pat]

I love it. Trying to think of that. I've did. I've done some other. Other things too. I worked at indoor baseball, softball, batting cages, tokens for that. So I've done something that's been for 30 years. But I worked pretty hard back.

[Ace]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We all worked hard and I'm just.

[Josh]

Saying we could send you out.

[Ace]

No, I honestly, I would love to go to Stephen Singer's big store and. Thank you. Jewelers Row is what I was trying to. Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Ace]

That'd be fun.

[Josh]

We can arrange that.

[Tom]

Sure.

[Josh]

I could get that done.

[Pat]

Ace.

[Josh]

What kind.

[Ace]

You've.

[Josh]

You've always been a dj, right?

[Ace]

My senior year, high school.

[Pat]

Worked at a hospital and food services.

[Ace]

Oh, okay. Got to know a lot of nurses.

[Josh]

Yeah, of course.

[Ace]

I understand. Nurses are hot and ready to park.

[Chick]

Room nine is free.

[Josh]

I see. Very, very nice. Now, when we last left you. We were just finishing off. What was it? The. The kinks of 2024. Based on some. Was it.

[Tom]

I was on Bumble.

[Ace]

All right.

[Tom]

And now we're talking about the most unpopular sex positions. According to Bumble.

[Josh]

With relatives. I assume that's very unpopular.

[Chick]

I bet. Number one. Most unpopular and popular. It's pretty close. A reverse cowgirl.

[Pat]

I would see.

[Ace]

I was thinking the same thing.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Probably very unpopular. Except for injury.

[Chick]

Injuries. Evidently they skyrocket in that position.

[Ace]

Saw my bet. Love it.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

I only have two.

[Ace]

Okay.

[Tom]

And the ones that I have are doggy style. 55%. I don't believe.

[Ace]

That's shocking.

[Tom]

I do not believe.

[Ace]

Because we all know men and women who. That's their favorite.

[Tom]

Right? Yeah. You don't want to miss the game.

[Chick]

Right.

[Tom]

And then.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

And then 50% back door action. Oh, I'd say.

[Ace]

I wouldn't consider that a position.

[Tom]

More people think that is. They think doggy style is worse than back.

[Ace]

That's no really surprising.

[Josh]

That's.

[Chick]

Well, yeah.

[Tom]

I disagree.

[Chick]

You have to relax. Right, Tom?

[Ace]

Plus, I just don't consider backdoor a position.

[Tom]

No, neither.

[Chick]

It's more an attitude.

[Josh]

So what you're saying is There. There would be multiple ways to do that that. I see. So you need to modify it.

[Tom]

Yes.

[Chick]

And how many positions are the Kama Sutra? 197 or something about it. Holy hell.

[Josh]

Okay, well, thank you very much, much, Christie. Now coming up, we're going to have our special feature called Sexy Time with Ali Breen. Where we try to help young lovers and old lovers. Right now we return to the Sileac news desk. What else have you got?

[Tom]

A $4 million mansion in Connecticut burned down after authorities say an attempt to deep fry a turkey went awry.

[Ace]

This always makes me sad.

[Pat]

It's like.

[Josh]

Did you see this on the news last night?

[Tom]

Started with a fire inside the home's garage Thanksgiving Day. And it was unbelievable.

[Josh]

This thing is. What is it? Fully engulfed. Engulfed. It is so awful.

[Tom]

Weston Volunteer Fire Department Fire Chief John Porknoy told us today at USA Today that about 40 people were at the home at the time of the blaze. But no injuries were reported.

[Ace]

That's good.

[Tom]

The garage fire spread to the 11 bedroom house.

[Josh]

That's huge.

[Tom]

And the crew had to battle it for more than 16 hours.

[Ace]

Oh my goodness.

[Tom]

Yeah, it was unbelievable.

[Josh]

The good news is they got a good deal on clothes on Black Friday. Friday.

[Tom]

Oh my God.

[Ace]

Yeah. They were able to immediately buy new outfits.

[Chick]

Right.

[Ace]

But the memories can never be rebound.

[Josh]

Now every. We go through this all the time every Thanksgiving. We talked about this last week.

[Tom]

Yeah, we did.

[Josh]

If you're going to deep fry a turkey and I always send it over to Chick McGee. What is the most important law of physics? You must remember water displacement.

[Chick]

Archimedes taught us that. You got to. You got to keep that in mind. You can't fill it up to the rim with oil. You got to leave room for the bird.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Because if you spill it out, there's a fire.

[Tom]

And you don't do it in the garage, you do it outside.

[Josh]

There was a. There was an actual TV commercial. Remember this?

[Ace]

Yes.

[Josh]

A TV commercial going, don't do this in your garage.

[Tom]

Exactly.

[Ace]

If you've got a $4 million house.

[Pat]

Why wouldn't you afford some catering?

[Josh]

Well, I mean, Ace, I.

[Chick]

Well, you didn't get a four million dollar house by blowing your money uncatering.

[Ace]

That's right. You got 25 guests.

[Chick]

You keep your eye on the bottom line. Right? That's exactly right.

[Josh]

I think this is the old thing that just because you're rich doesn't mean you're smart. I think I have. I know a lot of people that prove that on a daily basis.

[Tom]

Canadian authorities have arrested.

[Josh]

I was really hoping there'd be a, you know, little response to that. Well, directed. You know where.

[Tom]

I know where it was directed, but we're not going to acknowledge that.

[Chick]

Where were we directing it?

[Tom]

Canadian authorities arrested a woman for punching a fellow spectator for blocking her view at a Christmas parade.

[Ace]

I get this.

[Josh]

Another reason parades should be on.

[Chick]

Outlaw. Why don't we get rid of parades?

[Josh]

Oh, they're fun.

[Chick]

Am I the only one that doesn't like parades?

[Josh]

I love all those bands, those high school bands. They get to go to New York and that's great.

[Chick]

They have competitions for the high school bands. That should be enough.

[Josh]

No, it's fun. Let me. Let me try this. Frank Caliendo, when you were in either junior high or high school, did you have, like, the Washington trip where you went to D.C. or to New York, or did you.

[Pat]

We didn't. My kids have done it, but we did. My. My school. We did.

[Josh]

You do?

[Ace]

Yes, with show choir. We went first.

[Pat]

Show choir explains so much. Oh, yeah.

[Ace]

We went to Chicago, and then next year we went to New York City. No, you went to Chicago.

[Pat]

Were you really in show choir?

[Ace]

I absolutely.

[Pat]

Were you a smiley singer? Were you?

[Ace]

Yeah, we. You had to be. You had. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick]

God.

[Pat]

Can you bring that back?

[Tom]

He had a pink vest and he.

[Josh]

No, you.

[Pat]

Come on, Fuchsia, please go.

[Chick]

Do. What is it? Turn the beat around. Go, go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[Ace]

Turn the beat around. Love to hear percussion.

[Josh]

Is there any video of this?

[Ace]

There has to be somewhere. Yeah.

[Josh]

Can we search it out?

[Ace]

Yeah, I need to get. I need to send it to that box place.

[Josh]

Legacy.

[Ace]

Legacy box.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Ace]

Where they take that stuff and digitize it.

[Josh]

Oh, I would just love to see that.

[Tom]

Meanwhile.

[Josh]

So, Frank, you did not go on one of these school trips? No.

[Pat]

Maybe I just wasn't invited. I don't know. I don't think we had anything.

[Josh]

I just think that that's.

[Tom]

We didn't go to rich school.

[Josh]

That's a great.

[Chick]

We didn't have one at our school.

[Tom]

I wouldn't have one at our school.

[Pat]

I never did anything.

[Josh]

I had to bring the coal to my school to keep the heat on.

[Tom]

Exactly.

[Chick]

Right. That's right. Buckets of coal to and from school.

[Ace]

And it was an honor to carry the bucket.

[Chick]

Yes. I. I signed up every day for a year to carry that bucket uphill both ways.

[Josh]

But it's. It's. It was a great rite of passion to be in a hotel with your buddies.

[Ace]

It was exciting.

[Tom]

We get from punching somebody at a Parade.

[Josh]

Because chick hates parades. I think they're great. I think it's really cool when you watch them.

[Chick]

I don't know if I hate them. I just rather not.

[Josh]

No, but the Macy's. The Macy's Parade. You see all these great high school bands and these kids have worked really hard. They're selling candy.

[Chick]

We need balloons.

[Josh]

Selling candy bars and reads and stuff.

[Pat]

They're just selling that stuff to their relatives anyways.

[Josh]

Yeah, well, tell me about it.

[Pat]

Come on.

[Josh]

I got a call yesterday from one of my daughters. Oh, hi, Sally. How's it going? Next thing I know, I'm getting pitched.

[Ace]

What's she selling?

[Tom]

What's she selling?

[Josh]

Some charity thing.

[Ace]

No, no, I'll buy. I want to know what.

[Josh]

Really? I'll give you the. I got the thing in my.

[Chick]

Is it cookies or popcorn?

[Josh]

It's nothing. It's just a donation.

[Ace]

Oh, Sally is my favorite of your kids. Because she had braces when I had braces. We were braces.

[Josh]

I think I'm getting them.

[Ace]

Getting braces.

[Josh]

I think so.

[Tom]

Oh, my God.

[Ace]

I'm talking about on your teeth.

[Chick]

Yeah, I've got a.

[Josh]

That was a fine joke.

[Pat]

I wonder if I'll have to call.

[Josh]

My sister, Jan. That was absolutely amazing. I would have called Janny because she was listening yesterday. Josh and she. By the way, she loved. She loved one of Josh's jokes yesterday. She emailed me from England.

[Pat]

And then when finally somebody wants something like this.

[Josh]

My dad had polio. I'll explain this to you. So he had braces. Braces on his legs. I'm wondering if. I wonder if Janie still has those.

[Ace]

His braces.

[Josh]

Yeah, she might.

[Tom]

Why would you need braces at your age?

[Josh]

Because I screwed up my teeth. Didn't I tell you this? I hit a. I hit one of those speed humps. Look, I. I shredded my teeth.

[Chick]

Let me ask you something. Have you. Are you familiar with the term a little too late?

[Josh]

No, My bottom teeth are all crooked.

[Pat]

Nobody cares.

[Tom]

Who cares?

[Ace]

Isn't it like putting a new neon sign on a casino that's going to be imploded?

[Chick]

What the hell, man?

[Josh]

The man's on fire.

[Tom]

If you want to throw money away, throw it this way. I can use it.

[Ace]

Yeah, really?

[Josh]

No, I'm throwing money at this Sally charity thing. I'll give you guys all the number.

[Chick]

Hey, did they nickname your dad Cigarette? Because you used to take him out for a drag. Is that right?

[Josh]

See what I put up with that?

[Ace]

Jan doesn't like that joke.

[Chick]

I bet you. Yeah, let's check this is the most.

[Pat]

Uncomfortable I've ever been in here.

[Josh]

Are your parents still with us, Frank?

[Pat]

I don't know.

[Chick]

I don't know who my real father is.

[Pat]

I know who my dad is. He's the guy wearing the Frank Caliendo merch at the Frank Calendo Shop.

[Chick]

Right? Yeah.

[Ace]

I love that so much. That's so right.

[Josh]

How old is your dad?

[Pat]

Ah, born in 42.

[Josh]

Oh, so he's in his 80s.

[Ace]

Wow.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Chick]

That's cool.

[Josh]

That's cool.

[Pat]

I got two new knees. Want to see me run?

[Josh]

He'll do it.

[Pat]

And he does the sound effect.

[Chick]

Oh, I'll run.

[Pat]

My dad, meanwhile.

[Josh]

Mr. Kelly.

[Pat]

Yeah?

[Josh]

Wait a minute. Wait. I didn't know that your dad played minor league baseball.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That's great.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Does your dad do an impression of you?

[Pat]

No, he tells everybody. He's taught me everything. He does a Donald Duck impression. I think I told you that, like, we go to Chuck E. Cheese and Wrong mouse.

[Josh]

Now can you do your dad?

[Pat]

I just kind of do it like that.

[Chick]

Frankie.

[Pat]

Frank. It's just that kind of a thing. It's just he is he literally in shows. I'll see my dad here. How come I got such bad seats? Every.

[Ace]

I bet that kills.

[Pat]

Oh, it does. He loves it.

[Josh]

That's great.

[Pat]

It is like a ventriloquist act. And it's always, like, the same. He does the same lines. Even I go, dad, I'm just going to acknowledge you just doing it so you and he don't do the lines. He's like, how come I couldn't get closer? It's the same joke, dad.

[Josh]

That is a great joke.

[Pat]

And he goes around, and my retort is, he'll be like. So I say, my dad is here. How come I didn't get better seats? I'm like, restraining order.

[Ace]

This is a very good.

[Pat]

Now it's got a tag sometimes that gets an ooh. I'm the like, I'm kidding. It's a lapse. It's fine.

[Josh]

That's right.

[Pat]

No, but he goes around signing pictures of me for people that don't want them. Like, they're like, why? Why are you signing this?

[Ace]

That's hilarious.

[Pat]

Yeah, he's.

[Josh]

I just love that.

[Pat]

Ask Willie about it. I mean, he's a proud man, Willie. He's like, willie had a pretty good set one night. This is back when Willie was just emceeing. And he comes up to me, or he go. My dad goes up. He goes, don't worry. There's gonna be more shows. You're Getting better. And he had a good, like, he. My dad thought it was like a good.

[Ace]

Right. Dads are great at that.

[Pat]

Yeah, it was a backhanded slap.

[Ace]

He doesn't mean it was great.

[Pat]

He thinks it was great. And it was like tremendous. And Willie just laughed at it. And I go, sorry. He goes, nah. You see the stuff my dad says to me?

[Josh]

Willie G and Frank are going to be at the Island Resort and Casino. We go to frankonstage.com and find out where Harris, Michigan is. It's in the beautiful Upper Peninsula of Michigan. I highly recommend a trip across the Mackinac Bridge. Have some fun with Frank and Willie this weekend. We got Sexy Time coming up. But first, Chick McGee, Raycon's everyday earbuds.

[Chick]

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[Josh]

Coming up tomorrow about how people that were surveyed complain about in thanks during Thanksgiving and Christmas. They don't get enough alone time. This is why you want those Raycon earbuds. Because you pop those in and you can listen to your tunes or your podcast, not to what they've got on. Okay, Raycon, they're the best. Coming right back with Sexy Time with Allie Breen. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh]

We're all here.

[Chick]

It's that time of the week.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Christy and Jess, Goman and Pat and Josh and Ace. I'm Chick and a special guest for the Love Fest. Tom, would you like to introduce him?

[Josh]

We are joined by a guy that when it comes to the world of romance, his wife tells me he is the Man.

[Ace]

How about that?

[Josh]

It's Frank Caliendo, a man of many voices and apparently the. The Romeo of the world of impressionists.

[Chick]

Is that right?

[Josh]

Very handsome man.

[Pat]

And.

[Josh]

And we're going to talk to the lovely Allie Breen and find out what's happening. There she is in New York.

[Allie Breen]

Hey, guys.

[Josh]

Hey, Allie. Are your kitty cats there with you?

[Allie Breen]

I had to lock them up. They were so unruly today. Yeah, they're so much fun. But, yeah, they're wild.

[Chick]

Now, where do you have your litter boxes? Are they in the bathroom or in.

[Allie Breen]

A bedroom or in the bathroom?

[Chick]

In the bathroom. Okay.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, bathroom.

[Chick]

Have you seen the videos of people who train their cats to use the toilet?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Allie Breen]

It's so freaky.

[Chick]

I know.

[Allie Breen]

I think I'd be terrified if I saw my cat using the toilet.

[Tom]

It's amazing.

[Chick]

Especially like staring you down when they're pooping. Just give me five minutes.

[Tom]

Okay.

[Allie Breen]

They're amazing, though. You show them the litter box once and they know it forever. Like they've had no accident at all. It's incredible which dogs were like that.

[Pat]

Not my cat.

[Allie Breen]

I know.

[Chick]

Oh, your cat poops in your shoe or something, doesn't she?

[Pat]

Poops anywhere.

[Chick]

All right.

[Pat]

I come downstairs in the morning, I'd go.

[Ace]

You did something wrong in the beginning.

[Tom]

I know.

[Chick]

So nothing worse than a cat poop squishing between your toes.

[Tom]

Okay. That's not sexy at all.

[Josh]

We could go down the road of things that are worse. We won't. The way this show works, I'll explain to our guest comedian, Frank Kelly. And do you know the lovely Ali?

[Pat]

Absolutely.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Yeah. Yes.

[Allie Breen]

Hey, Frank. Good to see you.

[Josh]

This is. People write us letters that we probably should disabuse them of the notion that we know what we're doing. But they want our advice, so let's go. What have you got there, Allie?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ali, my wife had an affair with her personal trainer. She ended it. We went to therapy and got back together. But now I found out he was actually the one who ended it with her. She says, what's the difference? But it actually makes all the difference. You think, what should I do?

[Chick]

Can't you just see her going, what's the difference?

[Ace]

You gotta keep going to therapy, I guess.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Allie Breen]

Get double up on therapy. Pretty much.

[Pat]

Yikes. Maybe they're just between sets.

[Josh]

There you go.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Ace]

It could also be over. You may never be able to get over it.

[Tom]

Yeah. No, that sucks.

[Pat]

She.

[Josh]

That is.

[Tom]

There is a difference. If he ended it versus her.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, I agree with him.

[Allie Breen]

Definitely. Because then you're just. He's like your backup. You're like, well, my personal trainer, but. Yeah, exactly.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Maybe switch trainers. Find a.

[Pat]

Find a new one so she can get back out there.

[Tom]

Find a hotter one.

[Josh]

Yeah. Don't be a quitter.

[Pat]

Michelle. My wife, had a trainer years ago, and the guy was a younger guy, and I wasn't really worried about it, but the guy stopped. Started, like, hanging out with my kids and playing with my kid, like, throwing Joey, my son, up in the air. And I'm like, he was trying to replace him. Enough. Enough. Yeah. Looks like I'm on the way out here.

[Allie Breen]

That is true. Like a. A personal trainer to a woman is the same as, like, a nanny to a man. I think you have, like, that closeness. That's a little much.

[Josh]

You ever notice how personal trainers can count?

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay. Okay, we're gonna do four. No, we're not gonna do any. I'm doing these. But it's always. It's always one. One, and then they look at their phone.

[Ace]

Well, there's a non rep. You.

[Josh]

You do four, and then they look it back up. Two.

[Tom]

Oh, no. I like how they count down and then they still like, just three more. Come on, three more.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick]

So they're liars.

[Ace]

You do correct reps. You're not gonna get that.

[Chick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

And I don't. I don't like the fact that cell phones have crept into the world of personality personal trainers.

[Tom]

Oh, my.

[Allie Breen]

Because they're distracted.

[Josh]

Yeah. They're too distracted. Yeah. Okay, so let's. Let's move on to. By the way, you can reach Ali Breen. A L L I B R E E N is where you'll find Ali on social media. And then you'll also find her A L L I B. That's it. On only fans. Okay. Okay, let's see. We'll keep going. Allie, what do you got?

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, me and my bestie had a drunken girls night in and found her husband's porn collection. He has mostly thousands of pictures and videos of women kissing. Mostly not even naked. He clearly has a fetish. So we made a short video of us making out and hid it in the folder. I forgot about it for months. And I asked about it recently and she said, oh, yeah, he uses it for material all the time. I was so turned on. I've never known a guy to pleasure himself to me before. And now I really want to make more of these videos, but I don't want it to be public or with strangers. So I only want to make them for her husband. But I don't want her to think I'm secretly attracted to her husband.

[Chick]

No.

[Allie Breen]

Is there anything I can do to scratch this itch, or should I just let it go?

[Tom]

This is so bizarre.

[Ace]

Oh, I. Yeah, I think you can actually absolutely be honest with her. I really do. I think you can go, hey, look, I'm not attracted to your husband at all, but I loved making that video, and I want to keep making him for your husband. Can we do that? Just say, I think you can spell.

[Tom]

Perhaps a live show would really get.

[Pat]

Him going and get you going as well.

[Tom]

And I bet the wife is probably pretty happy because if she doesn't care. Yeah, because she's watch. He's watching her make out with another girl.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, it's best case all around.

[Ace]

I think you should do this on Only Fans, though. I mean, I think you have that in you make money.

[Allie Breen]

That's probably true.

[Ace]

Yeah.

[Josh]

If.

[Allie Breen]

If this turned her on, she would be turned on by anyone.

[Ace]

Can you imagine? And you're getting paid for it.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Josh, you are so sad you're not.

[Josh]

A girl, aren't you?

[Ace]

I am.

[Josh]

Allie, by the way, are you doing anything with a holiday theme, if you will, for Only fans?

[Allie Breen]

No, I need to. I've been slacking on Only Fans because I've had so many.

[Josh]

Do you have any ideas or do you need any visits?

[Allie Breen]

I can't do much. Yeah, send ideas, anyone? Oh, God. I asked for Thanksgiving, and the range was insane. From super filthy to, like, dress like a cute pilgrim and flash us all.

[Chick]

Over the map or take a turkey leg.

[Pat]

Are we doing the mad stuff? A chicken and a duck into a turkey.

[Chick]

And.

[Josh]

You know how you reach in the turkey and pull out the giblets? Watch. Watch this.

[Tom]

Imagine what you're going to get with candy canes. Okay.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I've got an idea.

[Ace]

Put 24 in you.

[Chick]

I've got no more, no less.

[Allie Breen]

What is the idea?

[Josh]

Those standard. The stockings. That one hangs from the chimney with. From the mantle, actually.

[Chick]

That one hangs. If that doesn't sound festive, I don't know what does.

[Josh]

I'm sorry?

[Ace]

The stockings.

[Josh]

I'll.

[Chick]

I'll.

[Josh]

I'll. I'll bring it down to your level.

[Chick]

Thank you.

[Josh]

Well, when you're hanging the stockings you got him, but those are really impractical. Typically, they're not really. However, I think it'd be nice if you posed just wearing those.

[Allie Breen]

Ooh, yeah.

[Josh]

I like that you put them on like socks.

[Ace]

Well, there are plenty of, like, Christmasy stockings. No, no, no.

[Chick]

But.

[Josh]

No.

[Pat]

The fact that.

[Josh]

The fact that these are really awkward and impractical. I'm just saying we're learning a little bit about someone right now. Is pulling over writing this, probably. Okay.

[Allie Breen]

Absolutely.

[Josh]

Ali Breen is our guest. Let's get to our next letter. Ally, make love to an elf on the shelf.

[Allie Breen]

Allie, my best friend, has been living with me and my husband for free for a few months, and she got divorced. I've loved it for the most part, and my husband was annoyed by it. My husband works from home and has to deal with her more. But lately, now when I get home from work, they're drinking beer and playing video games. I want to tell her it's time to go without looking jealous and crazy. Do I talk to her or talk to my husband about this? What do I do?

[Ace]

It's hard to. It's hard to not look jealous and crazy when you're jealous and crazy.

[Allie Breen]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Josh]

Is she really crazy, though?

[Chick]

Act.

[Ace]

Yes. They're. They just found something they have in common. Beer and video games.

[Tom]

But she has, like, another kid now.

[Josh]

That'S not paying rent. That's just hanging out.

[Pat]

Like, she should be looking for a new place to live, right? Well, maybe she is.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Ace]

But I don't know.

[Allie Breen]

That is probably annoying. Like, she's like, I was at work all day. You guys were home playing video games and drinking beer.

[Chick]

That's not all we were doing.

[Tom]

I think we talked to her. It's like, hey, it might be time for you to move.

[Josh]

We've invented a new game. I call it Stuffing Mario.

[Tom]

Well, we learned about that earlier.

[Josh]

Remember?

[Tom]

Video game sex?

[Josh]

Yeah, I know. That's what I mean. Okay, next letter, please. Allie Breen.

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend of seven years broke up with me right before my birthday. He has since been posting pictures of himself having the time of his life with family and friends. Yes, this past weekend, I went out and I ended up hooking up with one of his really good friends. It wasn't something I initiated or planned. The friend pursued me. All right, now, my ex just texted me saying he can't believe what I did and how horrible I am, and he'd never do that to me with one of my friends. And he never wants to talk to me again.

[Pat]

Good.

[Allie Breen]

Do I owe him an explanation for what happened? I never even wanted to break up in the first place, and I would never try to intentionally hurt him. I'm crushed. What should I do?

[Pat]

Boo.

[Chick]

Who? Tell him Boo. Sit him up.

[Pat]

Crying face emoji. You didn't do anything wrong.

[Josh]

You're single.

[Tom]

You can hook up with whoever you want.

[Allie Breen]

And he still cares, obviously, because he wasn't getting in touch with her until she did that.

[Tom]

And then he's only doing it because his ego's been hurt, not because he wants to be back.

[Josh]

And by the way, he would hook up with one of her.

[Tom]

Yes, he would.

[Allie Breen]

Absolutely.

[Ace]

Don't kid yourself. You're a sweet person feeling crushed. But don't put that on yourself.

[Tom]

You don't know that you'll find Snow someone else.

[Ace]

And honestly, don't talk to him again. Yeah, you need to move on and.

[Allie Breen]

Hook up with a closer friend.

[Pat]

Yes. Yes, Ally, we're on the same page all the time. There we go.

[Ace]

Sorry that you had to go through that.

[Josh]

But once again, we're speaking with Ali Breen and you can find her on social media. A L L I B R E E. And you can also find her on stages all over the place. Are you on stage this weekend?

[Allie Breen]

This weekend I'm actually doing. I'm at the Comic Strip on Friday and Saturday night I'm on my friend Jimmy Phela's show on Fox. It's called Fox News Saturday night at 11:00pm all right. Comedy show. They have.

[Josh]

Are you doing stand up or is it a panel?

[Allie Breen]

It's a panel.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Allie Breen]

They just have topics and we, you know, make fun of them pretty much.

[Josh]

Do they give you the topics in advance so you can do a little homework?

[Allie Breen]

Yeah, they'll do it like four hours before the show.

[Ace]

Oh, okay.

[Allie Breen]

And then sometimes they switch them up without telling you, which is always a nice little curveball. But it's always fun.

[Josh]

Are they relatively light topics?

[Allie Breen]

They're very light. Yeah. This is definitely. It's more towards comedy. They have some people who are like journalists and politicians on there, but it's mostly kind of comics and actors and. Yeah, it's goofy.

[Ace]

Okay, gotcha.

[Josh]

They're not gonna, like, hit you up with. Got any funny jokes about the Gaza area right now?

[Allie Breen]

No, exactly.

[Josh]

Kind of out of material on that. We have time for one more letter, Ally.

[Allie Breen]

Dear Ali, I never saw myself writing in here, but here I am. My girlfriend of three years got a great deal to go on vacation for two for $300. Her sister talked her into it because she found the deal. But I just found out that I couldn't go, so my girlfriend wants to go alone. Our relationship has had issues, mostly thanks to my ex spreading horrible lies that caused my girlfriend to be embarrassed to be with me. She breaks up with me every Couple months. And also admitted to cheating on me once. She doesn't take me around to her family or to work parties, but claims she loves me very much and has no doubt that I'm her person. Am I controlling a hole to ask her to not go on vacation alone? It'll look like I don't trust her. Her excuse is she's never been on a vacation alone and wants to see how it is. My response is, who the hell has been, what do I do? Wow, this is a lot.

[Ace]

I, I. You let her go.

[Tom]

You got to let her go. She is playing you, dude. I don't know.

[Ace]

I don't know about that.

[Josh]

No, you let her go because that'll give you time to find someone who's decent for you.

[Allie Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Give you some. Give you some time to look around.

[Ace]

My reason and logic will not make its way through the cynicism that is this room.

[Chick]

Oh, is that right?

[Ace]

That's right.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Chick]

You know what? I think you might be right.

[Allie Breen]

Do you think people go on vacation alone?

[Tom]

We don't know.

[Ace]

I've done it.

[Tom]

I've done it.

[Chick]

I hope to do it this Christmas. I'm working on it. Yeah. It's a goal for God.

[Tom]

I love to. There's nothing wrong with that. But I think it depends.

[Josh]

On what?

[Allie Breen]

Do people go to have time themselves or do they go to try to find someone to spend the vacation?

[Ace]

No, I mean, ideally you for yourself right now.

[Josh]

You go into restaurants by yourself at Christmas and all the other people looking around going, jesus, that loser.

[Tom]

No, they don't, Tom. That's what you think?

[Ace]

Oh, yeah, that's what he does.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Tom]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick]

Look at this guy. Look at this guy.

[Josh]

Well, Ali, I have fun. What's the name of the TV show you're going to be on again?

[Allie Breen]

It's just Fox News Saturday Night.

[Josh]

Okay. Do you know what time you're going to be on it?

[Allie Breen]

It's at 11pm Eastern.

[Josh]

Okay. Okay. Thanks, Alan. Thanks, guys. And be working on that only fans idea.

[Chick]

I will.

[Allie Breen]

I'll come up with some good ideas. I'll try the stockings, see how that goes.

[Josh]

Okay, good. It's a great idea.

[Chick]

Oh, don't forget up on a shelf. He supposed to have sex with the elf on the show?

[Ace]

Yep. Thank you.

[Josh]

Right now we do. We actually have some really good gift ideas. You got some friends from out of town. You want to take care of them? You can get this done in about five minutes. And I'm talking about those Omaha steaks by the box Josh, tell me more.

[Ace]

I'd love to. Nothing delivers comfort and joy quite like the unrivaled quality and taste of Omaha Steaks. Guaranteed perfection in every single bite. Right now you can save on unforgettable gifts with 50% off site wide@omaha stakes.com and I don't use the word unforgettable lightly. It is something that your friends and family will absolutely remember. Oh, boy. Remember that year we got Omaha Steaks? I sure hope we get them again this year. It's true. Because that's what happens with me and my brothers. Still. Go. So are we getting those Omaha?

[Pat]

Yes.

[Ace]

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[Josh]

Coming up, a little bit of history for you. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bob and tom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh]

Just a couple minutes.

[Chick]

We did it. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Tom. How are you, buddy? You all right over there?

[Josh]

Doing fine.

[Chick]

You seem. You seem put upon.

[Ace]

Well, he works with us.

[Chick]

Yes.

[Josh]

Trying to squeeze a word in here and there.

[Ace]

I know it's tough for you to talk.

[Josh]

Yeah. Our guest is.

[Ace]

You really don't get much air time.

[Josh]

Our guest is comedian Frank Caliendo. Frank will be in Michigan coming up in the Upper Peninsula this weekend with Willie G. Doing some great stuff. Harris, Michigan is the place. You can get all the details. Harris, come here. Harris, you can get all the details if you go to Frank on stage dot com. He'll be at the Island Resort and Casino Both Friday and Saturday night for some great, great fun. But right now, it's time to get rid of the frivolity and talk about the serious business of our number one.

[Chick]

Job here on the show to educate.

[Ace]

That's right.

[Chick]

We are here to teach time now, today in history. December 4th.

[Josh]

Tom, I believe this guy's actually Upper peninsula royalty.

[Chick]

Oh, Tim Allen.

[Josh]

Jeff Bridges.

[Chick]

Oh, yeah, he likes Michigan.

[Ace]

In fact, the Mackinac bridge was originally named the Jeff Bridge.

[Josh]

His wife. His wife's. His wife's first name.

[Chick]

If you haven't Mackinac. If you haven't seen Newsroom on hbo, Max, whatever they call it, not in that it's worth a.

[Ace]

That's Jeff Daniels.

[Chick]

Is that Jeff Daniels?

[Josh]

Different person.

[Chick]

It's still a good show.

[Ace]

I mean, that's an excellent show. I'm embarrassed for you.

[Chick]

Jeff Daniels, though, is also from Michigan, is that right?

[Pat]

Yes.

[Chick]

Yes, he sure is.

[Josh]

Jeff Daniels is indeed from Michigan. He's got his own. He's got his own theater.

[Chick]

Purple Rose of. Purple Rose of Cairo theater.

[Pat]

Right.

[Chick]

Yeah.

[Ace]

I don't know if any of this.

[Tom]

Is true now, Frank, I'll take you on.

[Chick]

Jeff Bridges and Jeff Daniels used to be married.

[Josh]

Oh, well, they are, but not to each other. What if I said it was Adam Sandler birthday?

[Tom]

I'd say you're lying.

[Josh]

Yeah, I was trying to do an impression. I'm trying to get Frank to launch into a little Adam.

[Pat]

Hey, you got me there. I was barely listening and. But I heard the name and realized what Jessica said. You're lying. That I should just jump in.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom]

If I close my eyes, I want to jump on you. This is terrible.

[Josh]

Okay. I think. Sorry.

[Tom]

I know you're married.

[Pat]

I don't know. I'm fine with it. Let's hop on only fans and make a few bucks. Here we go. I'm taking 20 at a time. Here we go. That sounds good to me.

[Josh]

Born in 1961, former NFL coach Frank Reich, I believe. Fired. Am I correct in saying fired from two different teams midseason?

[Chick]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, the Colts and the Panthers.

[Ace]

Now, was he a senior or a junior? Grandfather.

[Josh]

He was not the third, if that's what you're going for. I think he's still getting paid by both those teams, so it's one of those great gigs. I love Nazi comedy.

[Ace]

Comedy. A lot of humor there.

[Chick]

Hey, hey, you know who's. You know who's a Nazi? Jeff Daniels. Oh.

[Ace]

That'S an insane thing to say.

[Josh]

Mr. Daniels is of Course not. He's a fine man. Happy birthday. Marissa Tomei.

[Tom]

Wonderful, very good actress.

[Josh]

Famous for her Shakespearean.

[Tom]

She won an Oscar, didn't she?

[Josh]

Tomei or not Tomei, she was cast.

[Chick]

No, she was real sick that one time. She had pillmane poisoning.

[Pat]

Of course.

[Josh]

My cousin Vinnie. Fred Armisen, very funny guy.

[Tom]

Very funny.

[Josh]

Very hip.

[Tom]

Incredible drama recently. Very funny.

[Josh]

Yeah, very funny. Musician as well. Okay, here's one for you. This I'll give to the ace would get this. No, no, no. This is a quiz time. I'm gonna give this one to Josh. 1956, the famous convening if you will of the Million Dooll Quartet.

[Ace]

Ah, yes. Yeah. They played on the the stages of the Million Man March.

[Josh]

Uh huh.

[Chick]

That's right.

[Tom]

Let's not play about this.

[Josh]

Yeah, they. They were trying to get him back together for the Million Man March. Unfortunately none of them are. Two of them were dead.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, remember who they were?

[Ace]

Not. I don't know any of this.

[Josh]

Really?

[Chick]

I thought more than one was right over here.

[Josh]

Now Elvis, I think now.

[Ace]

Sam Phillips.

[Tom]

Sam Phillips.

[Chick]

Sam Phillips not included.

[Josh]

He was the. He was the producer.

[Tom]

Producer?

[Ace]

Why would I know any of this?

[Josh]

Because Elvis, you heard of him. Johnny Cash.

[Tom]

Johnny Cash.

[Josh]

Jerry Lee Lewis. The last.

[Ace]

This was the tour they were on.

[Josh]

Carl Perkins. So they just. They met at the studio. Yeah.

[Chick]

Carl Perkins still alive. No, no. Okay. They're all dead.

[Josh]

No, you can see his hair. I think it's on display.

[Ace]

Was this a one time studio recording?

[Josh]

Yeah. It didn't really amount to much, but it was.

[Ace]

That's why I don't know about it.

[Josh]

Yeah, always became a play, Josh.

[Chick]

I know.

[Ace]

What was the name of the play?

[Tom]

Million Dollar Quartet.

[Ace]

Who gives an S. Enjoyable.

[Josh]

I don't know.

[Chick]

And you didn't today in history.

[Josh]

You could get them back together. But you'd probably get arrested for digging up those bodies. Okay, how about this one? Oh, this is too depressing.

[Chick]

Well, yeah. This the one coming up to depressing.

[Josh]

Yeah. Led Zeppelin officially announced that they were going to disband.

[Chick]

Ah, disband that ban.

[Josh]

But they.

[Pat]

They got.

[Josh]

They've gotten together a new a couple times.

[Tom]

Done. All right.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah, I see. I see.

[Chick]

Well, three out of four could get together.

[Josh]

I want to remind you of a couple quick things. One of them is tomorrow at this time we'll have already spoken to Rob Little. He's from Trenton, Ohio. And he is going to be taking on Chick McGee in the shoe in of the week. Ladies. Ladies and gentlemen, you can be part of this by Going by going to bobandtom.com contest Stephen Singer Jeweler gift certificate what he is against this football Fans. Rob was one of 184 people that got all 16 games right last week.

[Ace]

He sure was.

[Josh]

And you can be part of it if you go to Bob and Tom.com contestants. Just. Just pick the winners.

[Pat]

Woo.

[Josh]

See Frank, you don't have a. A defense when you're on stage. Just up there having fun.

[Chick]

I know.

[Tom]

That's why he works alone.

[Josh]

Consider that now you can. You can get involved in that.

[Chick]

Oh, there's more.

[Josh]

Just do it before Thursday evening. Thank you very much. You can find Chick McGe's picks where.

[Chick]

This Instagram the Chick McGee.

[Tom]

See, now he can cheat and look before you.

[Chick]

Well, you don't have to adhere to my picks. I just.

[Tom]

That's true.

[Chick]

Mine already.

[Josh]

Okay. Get it done. Once again, Frank Calando. Thank you, Frank. It's always a great pleasure. You're such a great guy, so funny and such a nice guy. Happy Holidays Island Resort and casino frank on stage.com It'll be frank and Willie G this Friday and Saturday. Once again, It's Frank on stage.com Harris, Michigan, USA this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Tom]

Named One of the best personal finance podcasts, the Stacking Benjamin show with Joe.

[Pat]

And his friends makes financial literacy fun.

[Josh]

Draymond Green has a podcast. He was asking Mark Cuban why at the beginning of 2024, Cuban sold a.

[Chick]

Huge part of his company.

[Pat]

He's like, did you see how much money I got?

[Ace]

I'm sure there's a more graceful answer than that.

[Josh]

But dude, I bought it for 200.

[Ace]

Million and sold it for 6 billion.

[Pat]

Like, what the heck?

[Ace]

I think it was that much more graceful than that.

[Tom]

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