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It's the bob and tom show. The steam begins to rise? It slowly effervesces? Leaves are crinkling under Sweet. Correct. I cherish this moment of natural bliss? Nothing's missing when I'm pissing outside? Pissing outside? You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside? Pissing outside? Come on, America. Pissing outside? You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside? There you go. You know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree? You can go anywhere you please? There's so many things that you can christen? So make it like your mission and just start crissing outside? You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside? You know my favorite place is in the virgin snow? You find a fresh canvas and let it flow? Sign your name and watch it glisten? Unless you're in Alaska? Then your task is to go faster? Cause it freezes and you have to walk backwards while you're pissing outside? Pissing outside? You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside? Pissing outside, Pissing outside? You don't know what you're missing until you start pissing outside? Because the grass is always greener when you water with your wiener outside? Hey. Thank you. Thank you very much. I don't know how that happened. That was me on keyboards. Hi, It's. It's the Boba Top show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Jess Hooker. Hello. At the news desk, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, chick. Hey, man, there's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosmo. Me, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, hello, hello. And there he is, the man in the pink hat. It's Tom. Hello, Tom. Hello, Orange Stab. Thank you very much. We got to get up. Up and running here. Yeah, let's do it. Is your super bowl hangover over? Yeah, I didn't really have. You mean the super blah, blah. Okay, maybe not. No. A lot of people said they, you know, boring, super. I. I disagree. I thought it was fine. It was a fine game. Championship game. That was a fine game. How many first downs did New England get? You know, a casual fan like you doesn't know up from down. I just like to see a little bit of action, you know, throwing the ball. 72, 71. And. And everybody gets the ball at the end. And it takes three days to play. We all know what kind of game you want. I'll tell you what, that bad body had better moves in the New England backfield, but thank you. Seriously, it's over now. We got ourselves back at semi full strength here. Wasn't there a streaker? Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They kept him off tv. Yeah. And one of the defensive backs for New England tackle, or tried to tackle him. He saw the guy closing in on him quick and he went down to the turf. Yeah. Oh, I did not know that. And then a couple years ago, there was a guy who bet that there would be a streaker, and he went out and he did it, struck and won the money. Boy, that doesn't count. I agree. That shouldn't go well. I don't think. I don't think you, either of you, have a say in this. You're right. You got the money? Yeah. Yeah. We don't make the rules. That's right. Okay. Well, now, speaking of the NFL, we'll be talking with our NFL correspondent Kostaki Economopoulos for the last time this NFL season. It's over. We'll see what Kostaki has to say. Also, we'll talk with a guy that knows a little something about the NFL. He is Frank Caliendo. Always like talking to Frank. And then little Timmy Cavanaugh will be our guest today. Holy cow burgers row. We've got a bunch of great, great comedians on the way. A lot of interesting things happening in the news. The usual appearances of dogs and animals today, a couple cool dog stories and llamas in the news today. If you. If. I know this is hard to imagine, but if dogs didn't exist, and I'm going to say cats either. What, what pet would you go to? No dogs, no cats. Boom. Oh, good question. Like a llama? I think I'd pick like a llama or a, or something hooved. I don't think one of those teapot pigs or whatever they call them. They say the pigs are very smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I've heard. Yeah. And if you keep them out of the mud, I guess they'd be okay. Can they be house trained? I would think so. I think. Yeah, they can. Yeah. Because I guess monkeys can't. Monkeys cannot be house trained. That's surprising to me, seeing with diapers all the time. No, see, if a monkey's not house trained, that seems almost vindictive to me. Yeah, they're doing it on purpose and they can throw stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't have like the, Remember the Vietnamese pot belly pig craze was. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's. Pigs are probably the closest thing to dogs. I think they're smarter. Right, right. Dogs or something like that. And I wonder if you can kind of snuggle with it. Oh, I don't know about that. Boy, dogs are good to snuggle. I know you do want something that'll sit on your lap or whatever. No. Every year you go to the state fair. What's the one stop you always make the spay and neuter tent where I see the cats all stretched out. I just point and laugh. I, you know that you always go to the pork. I do go to the. I see the world's largest sow. Ergo, not sow. What? A boar. World's largest boar. I looked at the owner, reminded me a world's largest boar. Ergo, the, the world's largest boar has the world's largest nut sack. And they're always on display. And they're always on display and usually skin tag to hell. And I have pictures of my kids for like seven years in a row with them standing next to this, standing next to the testicle. They are gigantic. Oh my God, they're huge. Yeah, they are huge, Tom. They are. You can't really oversell it. No, you can. I wonder what. We can probably find out what the third pet is in the United States of America. I, I assume it goes dogs, cats, and then fish. Does that count? That's got to be in top five. Yeah, but no fish count. No, they don't. Yeah, of course. They're a pet. Is a pet. What do you mean? How do you pet a fish? Well, no, you don't have to pet a pet. So. Yeah, by definition, I think you have to. I don't think so. No. You don't have a pet fish. You got. What about. So what would you call a fish that lives in your house? We. We did. We have. I still have my one fish. That's not the same fish, though. You're not fooling me. No, no, no. It has been the same fish now for two and a half years. Oh, well, that's no time. Growing. No, he's just in this really circular aquarium. Yeah. I don't think they grow. They. They grow to their environment. Yeah, it's. He's about the same. Oh, I think you're right. Yeah. In the scanister, but. Yeah. But that isn't a pet. Although I'm kind of proud that we've kept him alive for two and a half. How about a ferret? Jake, you want some ferrets? No, I don't want a ferret. Ferrets are sneaky and they're kleptomaniacs. Yes. They steal. They like shiny things and they steal them. Is that what was in Beastmaster? And hide them? Yes. Remember was. Mark Singer, was Beastmaster, and there was a surge in ferret sales. I want to say there were two of them. Two ferrets. Yes. Like. Like salt and pepper or some. Or blinking and nod or something. And. Yeah, they were his buddies. He would kind of do things. Yeah, yeah. It oversold the intelligence of ferrets. I think that's why. Oh, boy. Can you pet a bird? Yeah, right. A bird. Yeah, you can pet a bird. Well, guess what you guys are getting. You guys are correct. Birds. Number one, Dogs. Yep. And there's a picture of a little baby golden retriever. What a good boy. He looks like a baby bear. Just going, whatever this is, I'm loving it. This is the greatest thing that's ever happened. And then next to that is a cat. Number two, cats. Sure. And I'm astounded. This list. Number three, fish. Yeah. Everybody has so many people. And you say a fish is not a pet. No. Number four, birds. Birds is guinea pig or hamster. Yeah, that's what I would say. Nope. Number five is reptiles. Oh, wow. Snakes, lizards, turtles. Oh, yeah. Now there's something you can't pet. Number five is. Excuse me. Number six is small mammals like hamsters, guinea pigs, etc. Gotcha, you guys. You guys nailed it. Now, but like I said earlier, coming up, we do have a couple cool dog stories coming up in the news, including a dog Clone story. We've been getting more of these. Not so sure I feel about that. We'll weigh in on that a little bit later on today. I've loved my dogs in the past, but I. I don't. I don't think I'd want a clone because the next dog I got was. Turned out to be almost as cool as the. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's not the same dog. No. Well, I assume it looks the same, but it's not the same dog. It's kind of. It lends itself to a Stephen King book. Oh, boy. Yeah, they'll come back, but they're not your dog. And then go to the Humane Society and tell them you cloned your dog. We opened with Billy Jonas and a song called Pissing Outside by special request to Andrew, who is a distinguished executive who found himself on vacation in the Bahamas and found himself on an island at the Queens highway and just had to go, oh, really? Yeah. So he crossed the highway. He said, in the. In the brush, the Bahamian brush. I started singing, and I'm pissing outside. Thank you very much. Thanks for the request. And the season for urination never goes away. Have you urinated outside today? No. Are you looking forward to it? I may get the opportunity later on. Later on today. But as someone pointed out, as much as I do enjoy peeing outside, I'm also not a fan of cursive writing. And yet, when you write your name in the snow, admittedly, it is more of a signature. So I must stop and start. Yeah, if you go cursive. Yeah, if. Yeah, if you can print, that is. That is quite the skill. Urethral dexterity. And as much as I don't. I don't favor teaching cursive writing to young students. I do. I guess you could just teach them the signature, and they could certainly do that with. I can't. I can't cut my flow off like that. Yeah, exactly. That's why cursive, once it starts. Yeah. That's why you want to go curse now. Also coming up, we have a urination in the news in an odd way today. Rather unpleasant. I'm a pee on you right now. I like it when you pee on me. Tom, would you pee on me? No. Where was I lost? My place. Also coming up, we have alcohol news and cool motorcycle story and a hilarious story on a topic that's never very funny, which is the Russian invasion. Ukraine, or anywhere. The Russian invasion of Ukraine. Trust me, the rightful land. This is it. At first, it sounds. It's going to be kind of rough. And then when you see this, you'll. You'll thank me. Okay? It is so unintentionally hilarious in the world of a serious, unintentionally hilarious Mortal Kombat. Yeah. Trust me on this. And the world of mortal. I'm not kidding. No, we know. We know. I know. And you can understand our hesitancy in your way. You're not kidding. I know. Okay. If you disagree with me when this happens, I will acknowledge that I was wrong. I want $10,000. I'll ask Jason. You've seen it right? Now, Is that. Am I correct in saying this is. Yes. I'm getting a thumbs up from Jason again. In the world of sudden horrific death, this is actually funny. Okay? And by the way, you can't have a teapot pig in the county we live in. It's illegal. Oh, boy. I didn't know they went county by county. Yes, I would just make it. Before we move on, I would like to state the following. Okay. We live in the world of credit cards. As you know. Everything is on the cards now. And you've got the different machines you have in. Some you swipe it sometimes and then sometimes you stick it in. Sometimes. But sometimes you have to do the finger signature. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? Of course. On the screen. I think I can pee my signature better than I can on one of those finger things. Especially the little tiny ones. The. You, you. There's no way the postage stamper, you got to take your finger on the electronic. The last couple times I've bumped into signing, they have the nice pen there and it really does work a lot better than it used to. Yeah, they have that at the drugstore. But that thing is diseased. You kidding me? I'm not going to touch anything that the people in front of me at Walgreens. The guy who's, you know, coughing with his booger smeared hands grabs that pen. It's a tp. I'm just saying. Okay, I'm not going to touch that. No, no. I want to help you help everybody out there. Fellas, pay attention for just a second. I want you to be Rougiet ready. What on earth does that mean? Rougiette is R U G I E T and rug yet is all about tackling that stress that may be affecting you in the bedroom. You know what I'm talking about? 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A Hallmark card is a super simple and beautiful way to say how grateful you are for the love you two share. Don't forget, Valentine's day is Saturday, February 14th. Visit Walgreens today to find a Hallmark card that shows just how much you love them because love lives here. Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car Care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. She's wearing her lovely coral hoodie there. Tom, your thoughts on that color? Great color. Thank you. Great color. Yep. There's Pat Godwin in his black. Hey, yeah. There's Josh Arnold in his flannel. Hi. There's Ace Cosby in. In black. I'm. I'm Chick McGee and. Hello. Tom. Is that a sweater or a sweatshirt? Thermal. Just nice, nice, comfy thermal. That's. You've kind of. You've kind of segued from being a shoe guy to being a quarter zip thermal guy. Keeps Peppa warm. Okay. Oh, yeah. Very nice. Now, it's the portion of the program in which we read your letters. We'd love to hear from you, Bob and tomobandtom.com. what have you got over there? Well, I've got this. First of all, emails brought to you by Sleep number. Save on personalized comfort during sleep numbers. President's Day sale. Don't you love that? Washington and Lincoln, I believe. Personalized comfort. It's not just. They're not just saying, hey, comfort for all. No, no, this is for you. There are many beds like it, but this one is mine. Personalized. Their best deals are right now, too, for a limited time only at Sleep number or sleep number dot com. Dear Bob and Tom show. I am behind listening to your show and I'm on the podcast. I listened to the February 4th show, and Chick absolutely nails his prediction for the Super Bowl. Tight in the first half, then the Seahawks blow the doors off. What an absolute legend Chick is, I'm telling you. Yeah, this is just. I'm just reading the letters. Tom better be nice to Chick today. That's from Jimmy. Did you hear any of that? I think it usually goes the other way. What do you mean? I think you're usually mean to Tom. No, I. I acknowledged your pick. In fact, based on. Based on yours and Kostaki's input, I made a substantial wager on the game. I was quite pleased, really quite pleased with the result. Financially. I still think the game was incredibly boring. Were you? Well, how can you think it was boring if you. And then you win money. Substantial wager doesn't equal boring in any sense. Right? No, it does. All right, boy. To be able to make a substantial wager and be bored with it. Well, I won four. I won $4,000. Ho hum. Yeah. Yeah. Once again, the nuance, the distinction between the journey and the. And the Destination has gone over your heads. It was a boring game. I'm sorry. Someone introduced the New England Patriots to a first down. Will you in the first down? No, I have a letter over here. Thank you very much. All right, Coach. Thank you very much. I acknowledge. And by the way, you're killing it. Go ahead. I acknowledge your skill and your fine picks. Are any of you watching Olympic curling? Write Stephanie. Everybody. Yeah. Including me. Yep. If you listen, turn it up and don't watch the screen. It sounds so filthy. Really. As the male sweeper is doing his job, the female partner is. Harder. Harder. Faster, faster. And then. Yeah, then she'll stop. Stop, stop. No, no, I haven't heard it. Yeah, someone needs to put that. Now, what does this sweeping. Does the sweeping slow it down or speed it up? Or both? Or both? Do we know? Really? Yes. Son of a gun. Yes. Now, I say to really slow it up, you just stop sweeping altogether. Okay. But it looks like they can kind of sweep the sweepings in the way of the stone. Oh, Is the sweeping a wind thing or a heat thing? It's a surface slickness thing. Oh. Now, I think that would be a much better sport and directional if it were played, because I know you. You're big on. It was a great game. It was snowing. You couldn't see the field. That's football. This overly macho. That is. First of all, that's macho. That's an amazing impression of me. I'm sorry? I mean, you know, the impression of me. I tell you that right now. Maybe if the Denver game had been played in normal circumstances, they would have been at the super bowl instead of the crappy New England Patriots. Everybody was picking those crappy New England Patriots. Anyway, curling stone weighs between 38 and 44 pounds. And all the stone is from a specific island in Scotland. We learned that. But my point is, it should be played outdoors on ponds where the possibility of you and the stone going into the water is that right now you've got some tension. Well, that's kind of the same argument with you and the. The inclement weather for football games. I know that that heightens the drama if it might. No. In football just ruins it. A blinding snowstorm, telegenic sport that you can't see the field. You don't think a curler and the stone going into a pond and drowning would ruin the competition. Oh, very entertaining. Then you'd get that little miniature Japanese guy, that's the skater out there, and we'd have our, you know, all American 275 muscular guy. Apollo. Anton. Oh, no. He goes right into the drink. I like the. Oh, the flashy one. Oh, he was good. He's amazing. Yeah, he was. Oh, the backflip guy. Yeah. Wow. Quad gold. No, he's. That's the quad God is American. Oh, I know. Yeah. He was talking about the Japanese dude who's real flashy and. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I meant the crazy. The American one that does the backflip. It's getting harder and harder to talk to you guys. What I actually meant. I apologize. You've been away for a while. You guys. You and Tom. I mean, you guys literally talked to, like, about three different gymnasts in the same sense. No, they're Skyscaters, shot boy. But I guess the. I guess the drugs. No, no. Go ahead. Lingering. You can make fun of me for all of your errors. That's fine. That's fine if it makes you feel better. Okay, yes or no. Are they skaters or gymnasts? Okay. And I choose you old fools. You fogey bastards got my brain so wrapped up. Oh, it's our fault, Pat. Wait a minute. It is. If you go to a nursing home and you start talking to people, you walk out thinking you're crazy. That's what this room is. I just left. When you're not wrong. If we don't change our motto to. Did you not say the little Japanese guy? First off, you brought him into curling for whatever reason. Not even just curling, but curling and drowning. I'm just saying he'd have an advantage because yesterday I made the point. I think there should be weight classes in ice skating. I don't think it's fair you've got some little miniature guy out there. Not a point. Anyone that has a modicum of understanding of the world of physics understands that the little tiny people have a much. We all understand that. Tiny people make the good. Actually, there are some really tall figure skaters. There are a couple. And any of them. Yeah, they should get some extra points. The same way. The same way in the NBA, it'd be a lot better if guys under 6ft when they got a three pointer accounted for four. That's all I'm saying. Honestly, I don't know what I'm talking about. I just like the guy that flipped. I don't even like the Olympics. I don't know. I don't know the guy's name. I don't know why I even jumped. If we don't change the Bob and Tom show, our motto to Home of the Fogey Bastards. I. I'M gonna want to know why. What is an old fogey? I wonder what the origin. I don't know what fogey comes from. Now let's get. Bogey was a fogey, you know that a bogey. Now Josh has been gone for about 10 days. Yeah, food tasted better. Forgot his manners. Josh was having some work done. Evidently he's got some money making decisions over there now. I guess I don't. I don't. I don't want to violate the so called HIPAA regulations, but you pointed out that you. If you don't mind, I'll elaborate to something. Diverticulitis. Diverticulitis. So there was a lot of activity going on in the lower areas. No, that's not true at all. But if you listen when I explain what happens to me. No, he, he doesn't. He, he just wipes it off. What do you, what do you think he tells people happen to me. Oh, God. We know that you can't pay for your bills, your hospital bills. Is that what he thinks? Yes, we had. Now, I understand Josh is having a lot of trouble with insurance. Oh, is that right? Yeah, I've had a great insurance company. These are all lies. And I know that's absolutely, that is absolutely, absolutely anytime he. Yeah, yeah, I know. I have not on the company insurance here, which, by the way, you're welcome. You don't have to pay for my little portion. Yeah. Which is psychotic. Do I need to play you the recording of the show managers thanking me for not taking the work insurance? No, no, I, I dictated that. I do have a letter. We must have. You're not allowed to talk anymore on the show. We must have had some kind of hint as to what was going on. Here's just a quick. I have a letter for those interested in getting work insurance. If everybody you work with is 100 and you're 48, your premium is $9,000. That's exactly right. So you might look elsewhere, but just know that when you look elsewhere and find somewhere that's cheaper, your boss is going to think you get insurance from a guy who lives behind the big lots. Oh, yeah, that's what he thinks. And it's one of those things, it happens like five or seven times a day. He lives underneath the bridge on Keystone. He'll say, and he doesn't even know he'll say stuff like that. And then I just, just close my mouth and walk out of the studio because it's just so wild. I don't have the insurance here either. John. If you work With a guy with three back surgeries in two years, you may want to get your own insurance. Yeah. The reason I don't have it here is because Godwin spends all the money on it. I spent all. Could I get to the. There is a letter about. Does Josh have an O ring replaced? I'm not sure what that means. No, my anus is still intact. Okay, good. Well, one of the things you missed. We've had various stories about this in the past several years. There is something out there called a fecal transplant. Oh, right. And I don't know if you on your driver's license if you're a donor or not. Depends on how bad the accident is. But this is a news story from last week about a development. This is a very. This is serious business. They are called in this. In this news account, it's so called poop pills. The word poop pills in quotation marks. And it's used to combat dangerous antibiotic resistant infections. This is a real thing, very complicated and very scientific. And I don't know much about it, but I believe the technical term is fecal microbiota. Transplants. So it can. But they're now saying it may eliminate some of the toxic side effects linked to the drugs used to treat various forms of cancer. So that's, that's, that's kind of good news if you're being treated for something like that. Serious business. But the side effects are often pretty awful. And this may be something in your future. The so called poop pills. I know that there are a lot of developments. They are working on. On the gum. There was a problem with the taste. Well, thank goodness there. But the pills. So sorry, no. Pat, I believe you have a tribute. That's what I was trying to get to when I alluded to Josh's ailment. You missed this. You were out, buddy. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna do it for you. Here we go. All right. You're gonna enjoy it. It's a Carly Simon tribute. Excellent. It's about poop. Now there's a poop pill to help us with a problem. Guts. It's a crapsule. Christy would say she actually said that got a huge laugh when you were gone. Yeah. Before it was done via colonoscopy. Now it's a pill taken orally. Fecal transplantation. That's right, Judge. Fecal transplantation Plantation. It won't hurt a bit, but the pill tastes like. That's right. Shaving cream. Very nice. That was one of the first. That was Wasn't that one of the first songs that was turned into a commercial? Absolutely. That ketchup commercial. Yeah. Heinz answers. Yeah, I. I guess Carly must have needed the money bad. I don't know that. Such a nice song. That is a nice song. The original I'm referring to, of course. What's coming up in the world of letters and or sports. Well, we've got a fight in the NBA last night. Headlines about Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson. Lindsey Von's dad is talking about his daughter. And sad news from the NFL. Evidently Stefan Diggs and Cardi B. Have broken up. They made the announcement after the super bowl, so. Yeah, it was tragic. Yeah. Yeah, tragic. Two kids like that. Yeah. Can't get along in the world today. Well, he had like the ex wife in the front row. Did you hear about that? And she was wearing his jersey. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm. I'm interested that you have a lowdown. I love this. I love gossip. You know me. That's interesting. Yeah. All right. You know, it's a shame, Pat. You would have made a really great gay guy. I know. What a way. There's still time. It's almost like you were related to a gay guy in something. Oh, he is a pretty good kisser. Whatever you're into. Part of me is upset he kissed you and not me. Why is that? Okay, all right. I see whatever kind of a challenge. Whatever you're into is okay with us. But I want to remind you. True. Okay. Making love to Cabbage Patch Dolls out there. We don't want that. Well, we do if they're going to buy him some nice jewelry. Because my buddy Stephen Singer says whatever you're into is okay with worst segue. I even Steven said get E for effort. Yes. Yes, you do. Tried to clear the deck, but was unable to. Steven Singer Jewelers. There is still time. The clock be a ticking. Ladies and gentlemen, Saturday night, Valentine's Day evening. And am I correct in saying next year is Valentine's Day also Super Bowl Sunday? Yes, sir, you are correct. That is going to be something. Something. I'm sure the NFL will have a way to cash in on that somehow. Valentine's Day this Saturday. And among other things, Steven Singer has the exclusive rights to those things. Right over there. It's the beautiful sunset gold dipped rose, free shipping. If you wanted to arrive on time, I believe today may be the final day that they can get it to you on time with regular good old fashioned free shipping. 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The way it works is it you digitally load photographs onto it, so there's a whole bunch of pictures we put on there, various live shows with you guys, etc. Etc. This is a letter from Brian in Iowa. He says, I was catching up on your show yesterday. A few thoughts first. Welcome back, Josh. Hi. Thanks. Sorry to hear about your O ring replacement surgery. It went. It went well. Okay. Tighter than ever. The funniest part of the show for me was your. I can verify that your aura frame ad was reciting what the pictures were coming up and there was a picture of Tom and Ace at the Kiss concert. And Chick wildly said, I can't even imagine. Oh, yeah, I sure did. Good. Well, Brian, you're welcome. And thank you for taking the time and trouble to. To. To write. Did you guys talk any time during the movie? Just a respect for the music. You watched the show or what did you do? Oh, we had. We had sweet tickets. Yeah. You tell each other your favorite Kiss memory? It was fun. Hot dogs. They had hot dogs. I had prime rib. Nice. I had a hot dog. That sounds like Ace had a doggy bag filling it up. Huh? It was fun because you kind of walk around and now when you recently you went to an NBA game, a WNBA game, and you said, wow, they've. They had a scoreboard there to keep you up to date on what was happening on the court. Did they do that during. I was just. What I was trying to underscore was the, The. The vast improvements in the world of scoreboard technology. The. Huh. The video replays, the stats up to the moment. It's absolutely amazing. Makes it a lot more fun. You don't remember the days when you'd go down to the. The square in whatever town you would live in, and they have a giant board with a. With a baseball diamond up like 20, 30ft up in the air. And you could see the. They would move these little wooden people and it would signify run scored. And that's how you'd get the update on the baseball. They've got. They would have the baseball there's a guy inside the. Yeah, well, they still do that Wrigley guy in there. Replacing numbers. They can never replace that man. No. Were you guys ever scorecard guys at the baseball game? Yes. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Over the basketball game. You flip it over at the score. At the ball game, every batter, you. Dude. Yeah. And you. And there's a whole. There's a whole code language. It's kind of like the language of texting. Yeah. I think it went out of favor when someone got three strikes. I did it a basketball game because I. Strikeouts. I was also the announcer. Only. Only Josh gets that joke. I heard it. See a strikeout. Pat, you'd write, Kai got three strikeouts. Very, very unfortunate in text language. Sorry. You have another letter over there. I do, I do. And it's gonna sound like Josh. Oh, sorry. Andy writes in. He's a peanut butter and jelly connoisseur. And you guys know me. It's my favorite food. He says. I was wondering, what is Josh's perfect PB&J perfect types of bread? Jelly, Peanut butter. Does he peanut butter both sides of the bread? What's the ratio of PB to J? I've never heard of that. The. The two sides of the bread spread. Oh, yeah. There's only one. There's. There's only. This is the only situation where I will peanut butter both sides of the bread. Every now and again. I use my perfect PB&J. It is just plain wonder white bread. Hmm. All right, all right. Now, sometimes you'll get a sizable hole in the. In the slice of bread. It just comes that way. Okay. There was air in the loaf when they sliced it. There's now a dime sized hole. We've all seen it. I plug that hole with peanut butter. Oh. So that jelly doesn't get through it. Because peanut butter is less sticky than jelly. And I would rather have. I mean, this is all. This is all. And the peanut butter is more viscous and. Yes. So it's more like a plaster. Exactly. I thought this out. Oh, yeah. Instead of grabbing a new slice, you'll plaster up the. What am I gonna do with that slice? You know, throw it to the ducks, Put a toaster, put some butter on it. First of all, I think it's cool that you have ducks in your kitchen. I was gonna say. Yeah, you got ducks. That's great. So now what kind of. What kind of jelly are we talking about? Live on a pond. I am a Concord grape. And there's only one brand. The Welches. Yeah. Now do you do the preserves or the jelly? No, just the jelly. Strawberry preserves over here. And you know, Concord grapes are the only grapes that can go twice the speed of sound. Is that right? That's right. That's right. You know, I made the mistake of I bought jam accidentally instead of jelly. I didn't. I did not care for it. Now, to me, jam is a toast item, not a peanut butter and jelly. All right, Tom, didn't you have. Didn't you have the different. I, I can't tell. Jam difference between jam and jelly. Can you help me out over there? Oh, yeah. I can't. I can't. Jelly this Sharpie up your ass. I got you. Now, when it comes to ratio, I'm a Jif man, too. Hey, you missed that part. Loyal. Creamy, right? Creamy, yes. Creamy ratio. Pretty thick on the peanut butter. You get some ratio profiling. Yes. My ratio profile of peanut butter jelly and thinner on the jelly. I want a little more peanut butter than jelly. Well, that's simply wrong. Okay. It's interesting. Even. You gotta go even, man. I mean, even is key. Even is great. I go by weight. How so? I put peanut butter on one piece of bread and put jelly on the other piece of bread. And then I give it a half to. Yeah, I go, oh, this seems a little light on jelly. Up. It's more jelly on there. Or vice versa. Boom. Next thing you know, you got a four foot tall. That's exactly. Now, do you cut diagonally or do you go with the whole. Whole sandwich? Yeah, no. Oh, no cutting. Now a grilled cheese. I cut diagonally. Okay. Yeah, but peanut butter and jelly, I just. 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I was thinking about something funny happened. That was him wheezing. Okay. I thought it was an Electro. I'm a Weezer too. Every now and again you're laughing, you wheeze. Tom, you ever get that? You ever get that? Chick? I don't wheeze. No, I. He. When he. When Tom laughs really hard that he doesn't make any sound. Oh, right. Which is handy for the radio. Christy's. She's the occasional snorter, isn't she? Yeah, she'll snort. Do you, Jess? No. Yeah. I don't think so. No. We have a letter about snoring. Sorry to bother you. I had nothing. I'm sorry, Shane. And Temecula, California, he goes. Beautiful country right there by San Diego, he goes. I'm a devoted fan. I wake up near San Diego, California at 1:00am on the road to work by 1:20. Wow. Listening to the previous day's replay. Park in the parking structure at work at 2am, switch to the live broadcast at 3am and start working at 8am that's too much. I started doing this because my wife said I snored. So I sleep in the front seat of my car with the tilted up. I've never slept better. Holy cow. No way to live, boy. Get your own house. Get your own house, boy. Thank you, Shane. That's interesting. Now, would you know that you snore? I don't think I do anymore. I. I bet you store less now. Yeah, you do. Yeah. I haven't heard any complaints recently. Oh, I mean, are we still talking about snoring? It was a killer slow burn. Sorry. No, because when we were on the road, if your room was next to mine, I could hear you snoring through the. I went on vacation with you once. I thought I was loud. According to Pat, you guys canoodled one night on the beach. We got drunk. I didn't sleep on the couch together. We got locked out. Pat and I were never on a beach vacation. We were in London, England for 24 hours to see Cream with Eric Clapton. Jack Bruce on a beach night on a towel and they're lying on their sides looking at each other. Yeah. Oh, man, that's poster. I would. I know it never happened, but just picturing it in my head's enough. It's so funny. AI, we can make this happen. Yes, we can. Don't even say it. I'm loud. You want to buy a billboard? Yes. I'm in for Halsey's your mom and Tom show. We had a female German shepherd growing up named Banshee, named after the aircraft that my brother worked with during his time in Vietnam. Wow. That's badass. Holy hell. Banshee. I remember. Isn't a Banshee famous for the loud screaming? Oh, yes. Screaming. Banshee. You hear A banshee. You. You run. And what is a banshee exactly? Most often it's a. A hideous figure, six to seven feet tall, always left handed, face all painted, running through the hill. It's an animal, right? No, it's a spirit. Female spirit. Yeah. A lady's. I didn't know that. Like a mad one. Yes. Yeah. You ever been around a mad lady? Oh, banshees all around me. I create my own bench. Speaking of that, they had a behind the scenes at Westminster Kennel Club, the dog show. And they, they freely throw the word around as they're. They do. It's funny. Yeah, yeah. The Maltese. The. Yeah, yeah. When they're telling them to line up the Doberman over here. The Doberman, yeah. And some of those, some of those people running with them where they, they need to close, close the snack bar. And my God, they're overweight. I heard a lot of people calling for cigarettes. Apparently a lot of people like to smoke at those. And over here the pug. And bring your dog too. Okay. Man, those guys have done that. Hello. Dear Bob and Tom show, I too, this is from Susan in Billings, Montana. I make baked potatoes and chicken barbecue for the Super Bowl. Sounds good. A few weeks ago you read a letter about a gentleman putting the barbecue on top of the potato. So on top of the potatoes. I tried it and it was, man, oh man, I won't ever eat the two any other way ever again. Nice thank you to that listener who came up with this idea. Susan and Billings, Montana. We were talking off here a little bit about the skiing at the Olympics and the ski jumping and then also the downhill, incredibly dangerous 80 miles an hour on ice. And there the controversy continues. Of all things, this sounds like something we'd make up, but involving the ski jumpers and the use of performance enhance enhancing drugs in the male member area. There's the accusations that they were actually shooting some chemical into their male member to make it temporarily larger so that those pants that they have to have fitted would have a little extra scoshe, if you will, in the groin. So they could fly. They could fly better, which is very unusual. This is comes to us from Chad. I grew up going to a place called Paoli Peaks in Paoli, Indiana to ski. Yeah, the first time I ever went, I tried skiing. I couldn't for how to stop, so I just would lay on my back. And after getting snow up my back a few times, I turned the skis in and got a snowboard, took off, had no trouble. No kidding. I used to skateboard. So snowboarding came naturally to me. After a few times, I got pretty confident going down the hill with its jumps and rails. I thought I was hitting a five foot jump. It turned out to be a 25 foot jump. Oh, man. I remember flying through the air and looking down at the snow and that was it. I woke up in the hospital, knocked out cold, severe concussion. Whoa. It didn't feel too good, but I kept going back and I still snowboard. Thank you, Chad from Jasper. All right. All right. And there's some pretty cool snowboarding at the Olympics too. They are there. Yeah. Flying around and I don't know how they land. You would never entertain the idea of trying snowboarding. That's too late for me. Too late? Yeah. I'm a skier. But. Well, the way you learned to ski, I'm. I'm assuming you were a toddler and that that would. Yeah. The best way to learn when you're little. Yeah. Because. Yeah. You're not falling that far because your head's only a couple feet off the ground. Yeah. Unless you're a really tall kid then, you know, speaking of those small of stature, Brad Williams was our guest yesterday and he's going to be on stage tomorrow night in EvansV. He's got a whole bunch of gigs coming up if you're a Brad Williams fan. Saginaw, Indy, Shreveport, Fort Smith, Duluth, Louisville, Sioux City, Madison, Wisconsin. All on the roster of the Brad Williams comedy tour. Lots of other shows coming up, including. I'd like to put a plug in for this one. There's. Apparently they're gonna add a second show for the two Jeffs. What did you call the show? It's taco night and comedy. Jeff and Jeff. Jeff and Jeff in Marshall, Illinois at the Castle Finn winery. Jeff Oscar and Jeff Bodart are going to be at the Castle Finn winery. Once again. It is in Marshall, Illinois. Coming up, Valentine's Day evening. I think they should call it the Jeff comedy jam. Yes, that's very perfect. That's very good. And is it Jeff Bodart and Jeff Oscar both going to be in the studio together at some point this week? Yes. Awesome. That's exciting. Thursday. So that's coming up also on Valentine's day evening, Willie G. And Patty G In Evansville, Indiana at Pat Coslitz. How do you get tickets for that show? Do you know? Practice, practice, practice. How do you get tickets, Jess? You have any idea? No, I try. No, I think you call them. It's in person. I think it's an old school Call. Look into it. To look into it. We've already looked into it. The problem is it's an old school kind of operation. Answer. It's packed. The answer is call him, I guess. Right. Do you have his cell phone number? There are many, many days. Each day. I like to think of the show. Each day is different. Yeah, sure. You know, don't have any preconceived notions about who going to act how, but you're really. You threw me a curveball today. Initially I thought, oh, he's going to be in a bad mood. And then. And then you flips it right around. Around. And now I think, and he's going to be in a great mood. And you flipped it right around. It's like you're in a bad mood again. So I don't. You really kind of throw me today. It's a simple question. If I were involved in it, I would know where I was going to go. I know he usually does it. So I looked it up. I couldn't find it. Another way to look at it is you are involved in it. And why don't you know already where I know? I honestly, I guarantee you Willie. Willie's Instagram. Yeah. Has a link to it. Yeah. All right. Okay. He's always on top of that. Oh, I'm being told he does not. I looked there, too. They're making it impossible to get tickets. We can ask Willie on Friday when he's here. It's going to be a great show. That's how you create a demand, right? Yeah. Shortage. Okay. Coming up, we have news from the world of sports. Yeah, we, we have, we have comedians Kostaki Economopoulos with our NFL final seasonal report or season finale. 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Welcome back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, Matt, man. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Over there at The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I am Chick McGee at the sports desk. And got one or two letters left from our listeners. Brought to you by sleep number bad. Dear Bob and Tom show. My office had a presentation by a sales rep yesterday. Okay. He introduced himself and said he was from DeLand, Florida. My eyes lit up. I asked my co workers say, does anyone know where Deland is? And I immediately said, it's by D.C. he says, lots of big laughs. You're welcome. Thank you, Tom. That's from Damon. Way to go. I bombed hard at the hospital. Did I? I haven't told you guys this. No. With the land. No. Wait a minute. This was in your. The hospital when you were. Yeah. I thought I would give the nurses kind of a fun little. Now, are you wearing the gown at this. I am wearing the gown. So they take me off my IV for four hours, which means I'm free. I can walk around without having to push that thing. Right. And they were like, we encourage you to go out in the halls and walk around. And I'm wearing the gown, and I've got ice water in a styrofoam cup with a straw. And I'm walking through the hallways. My hair looks crazy, of course. And I walk up to the nurse's station, and there are eight or so nurses. It was packed just behind there. And I leaned up on the counter and I go, how we doing, ladies? And took a sip from my straw. They just stared at me. I'm just screwing around. And they all just went back to their work. I just walked off. I don't know what. What they must have thought I was doing. Yeah. No context. They don't know who you are. How are we doing? I know you're a comedian because in my head, I'm like, oh, what guy would think he looked cool at all in this situation? How we doing, ladies? They've heard it all. The guy in 4B wants us to put the enema back. Yeah, that. And that's kind of what I thought. Like, oh, man, I bet they do get hit on and they think that I'm being sort of serious here. So. Yeah. That. I learned my lesson. Okay. They're working hard. I shouldn't be bothering them. I had a weird thing happening. Oh. I typically will shower at night now. Okay. Because I really. Yeah. I almost never shower in the morning. Morning anymore. You don't want to take the day's filth to bed with you. Yeah. And also, I just. I want to get Here and get here early, get some stuff done. So a couple nights ago, he's the hardest working man in children. A couple nights ago, he likes the Rose Parade. As one ends, he prepares for the next. I get in the shower, and the shower has a glass. Kind of a big glass door. Yeah, yeah. And of course, it immediately gets, you know, Misty's. You can't see. What is it steamed up? You can't see it. So I'm in the shower, and Kelly. I don't know what. She wanted something. She opens the door and she screams, didn't know you were in there. No, no. She. She goes, why are you wearing my shower cap? I had put on her shower cap because I don't. Even though I don't have a lot of hair. What, you didn't feel like getting your head wet? I don't want to get it wet because then I've got to put it on the pillow. And she. What? Y would have thought I was wearing a dress. Wait a minute. What? I'll take. You have the shower cap on because if your hair is really wet, that's what towels are for. It really does dry in a matter of minutes. I was so. I wanted to go to. I was so tired. Okay. I, I, I, I think you enjoy the process of putting a shower cap on. Admittedly, I will prance in front of the mirror and tuck in my male member and go. I could have been a good girl, but I didn't. If anybody uses a shower cap, I do. Okay. Yeah. Would you be annoyed your husband was using it? She screamed and started laughing because I should point out, it's very feminine. I was gonna say it's kind of pink with a little bunch of stuff on it. So she wasn't mad because she didn't want your greasy pate messing up her shower? I think it was. Can you tell us what she said exactly, or did she just scream and run out and then she said, why are you wearing my shower? Oh, boy. Because I've been sort of secretly doing it for months. And did you explain it to her? No. She shut the door, ran off. I don't even know what she wanted. She hasn't been back for three days. I don't even know. So, man, that's good. But I'd love to see you in the shower cap. I can. I can take a photograph. Oh, please. It's very impressive. Can you just for a moment think in a real way what it would be like to live with him every. I mean, we get a little taste of it. Being in here every day, can you imagine the day to day oddness? I think of all of us. Well, yeah, you know, like we all have about a four hour limit. Yes. But one of the, one of the things I love most about Tom is he, I think he hit his head, hits the pillow and he goes, I'm the most normal person that I. Absolutely, yeah. Tomorrow, I am the king of normality. Tomorrow, tomorrow I get to run the monkey house. My. Who knows what my poor co workers are, are up to right now. I have to take care of them. I'm the voice in the wilderness. I'm the only one. We need something new in contemporary culture. What's that? When you're walking your dogs and you have earbuds in, but you've got a hat on and people can't see the earbuds and they come up to you and start talking and then you've got to go, wait a second, hold on. You take your gloves off, fish your phone out, disrobe, trying to get to it so you can. Well, hang on, hang on. No, why don't you just take an ear buddy out? That's what I do. You take one out. It usually stops the whole process. Yeah, watch us take the. Yeah, you take one out, one out, boom, and you're good. It cuts it off. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. Just. Problem solved. I thought we, I thought we needed a signal. No, it happens at the gym all the time. One earbud, boom. And then, and then when you put the earbud back in, it starts where you left off automatically. Yeah. Really? Yes. Yeah, they thought of that. I think it's. Do you guys think it's rude? Some, some Olympians are being interviewed and they have their warm up music they want to listen to going on in their earbuds and stuff. And they'll still give the interview, though, and they have the earbuds in their ears and I'm sure they're not listening to anything, but to me it just looks rude. Am I just being an old man? You are. But yeah, as they're being interviewed, they still have earbuds in. So you think they should just take them out. So it would drive you crazy if you talk to your kid and they had their earbuds in. Yeah, it happens a lot. I don't like it at all. And even if they're not even listening to something, it just gives the impression. But it's the, it's an accessory now. It's not just for purpose, you know what I mean? Like it's not just to listen. Kids just like to wear them. What? Yes, it's an accessory. Yeah, weird. The same way with headphones, they keep them around their neck. In the history of the NFL, Chick, answer me. Oh, God, those mid game coach interviews, has there ever been one where the coach said something that was interesting? Never. Well, what we're going to do is the second half, we're going to try to stop them, put some points on the board and I don't know. Thanks, coach. That was really helpful. And it's, it's uncomfortable for the interviewer, the interviewee, the people watching is. They're contractually obligated to do it, obviously. Well, I think if you stop and think about it, what I've come up with is it costs so damn much to carry the NFL, they need these value added features. And I think that's something that the network said. Okay, well, we'll give you a coach. We'll give you both coaches at halftime and before the game. It's awful. You can talk to them, but the ones in the middle of the game are just off. Yeah, well, it's not the coach's fault. I know, of course, yeah. It's such a bummer that they have to do that, but don't you wish they'd say, well, as you can see, we're behind by four scores and if I could get your ass out of my way, I could maybe help these fellas. Oh, sorry. And really it's, it's, you know, a true testament to those guys that they can actually, you know. Okay, I need to answer this right away. I forgot I'm getting paid a million dollars a week. I better go. Doctor. Okay, well, does that mean it's a good time to get into the world of sports? Let's do that. Tom. A fight broke out last night between the Pistons and Charlotte Hornets in Charlotte along about the third quarter of Monday night's game. Four players were ejected. Charlotte's Moussa Diabate Miles Bridges tossed along with Detroit's Jalen Duran and Isaiah Stewart. Pistons went ahead and won the game. 110. 104. Duran had the ball driving toward the basket just over seven minutes left in the third period when he was fouled by diabate. Duran turned around face to face. Dia. They appeared to butt heads and then diabody took his hand and put it on his head and pushed him away. Then it got ugly. Tom. Oh, wow. Yeah. Duran then hit diabody in the face with his open right hand. A confrontation lasted about, about 30 seconds. Everybody's okay though. And this story just for you, Tom from Cleveland, Ohio. Okay. And the Cleveland Browns, DeShawn Watson. DeSHawn, Randy Watson has had the final two of nearly 30 civil lawsuits against him dismissed. Oh, boy. Court records show these lawsuits involved accusations of sexual misconduct from 27 women. Mostly during massage appointments. Appointments. 20, 27. 27. You know something after 10, I say guilty. What do you think? I mean, where there's smoke. My God. Now that's to bring this home. That's like one woman 27 times. Okay, and how about the others? That didn't. That didn't. These are Cosby numbers. Yeah. This is unbelievable stuff. Steph Curry will set out the All Star game in Los Angeles. Is desean done? What's happening with. Are they going to pay him the 200 million? Whatever it is? He has not said either way if he's going to be a Cleveland Brown next year or not. We do not know. And you know they have a new new head coach. What's his name? Monken. That Mr. Mr. Monkey is going to be coach Chief. Wonder how his jersey sales are. Oh, man. I mean, I'm sure somebody has will buy one ironically or kind of as a joke, but who would dare? Hey, it's date rape night. Keys are stadium. Did you guys see that? He's our good call. Belichick's girlfriend. Okay, I saw that was wearing a T shirt that ad that had the logo of the spa that. Oh, got busted at. Bravo. What do you mean Bravo? That's hilarious. It was a T shirt just with that big logo of whatever tan and spa place. I saw that T shirt and I had not made the connection. Yeah, it was the. Yeah. I mean you think Robert at all. Wow. You have to wear that. Honey, that's brilliant. Well, I'm pretty sure she does whatever she wants. Oh, it sure seems like it. Well, that's great. I thought. No, I think that's. She's got a great sense of humor. She's behind her man. God, that's funny. Is that at the Super Bowl? Bowl. I don't know who were with. I mean, it was in public for sure. Yeah, they're in stand somewhere. Oh, that's great. Here is DeShawn Randy Watson. Are you ready, Mr. Randy Watson? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Lindsay Vaughn are. We do have an everyone's coughing. I know. Yeah. Something happened within the last half hour. Legionnaires or something. Yeah, I think Lindsay Vaughn's father says she she will no longer race. If he has any say. The superstar broke her left leg and The Olympics. Downhill over. Downhill. Over the weekend, her dad Allen spoke to a reporter, said that his 41 year old daughter will not return to the Olympics. Vaughn recovering in a hospital in Treviso after her fall and helicopter evacuation on Sunday. After 13, she got a medal run in her leg. And I got verbally undressed last week for saying she shouldn't race at all. Her crash had nothing to do with her injured knee. All right. She said that. Well, she shouldn't have been. Never mind why. She's great. She would just. She won a couple and she had no chance of meddling. Yeah, she did. She did. She won gold about a month ago. Not the Olympics. Did you mention the Detroit Pistons, former champs of basketball? The Detroit Pistons, former champs of basketball. I have so many souvenirs, it's hard to list them all. I have piston pants, I have piston shorts. I have piston beer mugs. Sometimes people don't even notice. I have piston ashtrays. I have piston shoes. I have piston basketballs. When I dribble. Little Timmy Kavanaugh. Tim will be our guest in a couple hours. One to. I just love that song. Are you ready? Yes. U. S figure skater Ilya Malinin has become the first person to legally land a backflip on Olympic ice. He performed the move on Sunday, marking a significant moment in figure skating history. Look at that. But he's not the first to do the move. The backflip first landed by Terry Kubica at the 1976 Olympics, but was banned for being too dangerous. No kidding, sir. Yabonnelly famously landed it on one blade at the 98 Nagano Games, and he lost points for doing that. The move legalized in 24, allowing Malinin to debut it in competition. He got praise. But many are highlighting Bonnelli's legacy and the absolute skating skill that's required to land a backflip on ice. It is crazy. That'll be in all the ice shows. But, and I, by the way, I love those ice shows. I go to all of them. Disney on ice, you name it. I think they're great. I think that'd be. I think it'd be a cool movie to go back to go, to go backstage at one of those. All the people that do that, they've devoted their life to do it. I went to high school with a guy that would get up at 4 in the morning and go to skate and then, you know, then he'd come into school at whatever, 8 o'. Clock. But those people are so devoted and they're so great. At it. But that does seem to be incredibly dangerous. Yeah, I can't even imagine. My question is this one. I know that, for example, for the snowboarder tricks. Did you ever see they develop those pits with the huge foam cubes in them so they can learn how to do something before they do it in the snow and break their neck? How do they practice that? Is it the same thing? They skate to the edge of a thing and then go for it? Because I would think if you'd miss it, you'd. Wouldn't you crack your skull. I mean. Yeah. So many things go wrong, man. Maybe. I wonder if they wear helmets when they practice that thing. Well, you know, when the ice is hard. Yeah, it is pretty hard. Yeah. Yeah. One of my daughters broke her arm on it earlier this year. I'm very familiar with it. Are you ready for a new sport tomorrow? Oh, and we come back. I've seen the video. A brand new sport. You're not going to believe it. I have a question for you. Can we wait till we come back? It's very quick, though. Okay. In the history of sports. Yeah. We've seen the referees, like at an NBA game, pulling the players apart. Yeah. Has there ever been a situation in which the players are pulling two refs apart, they're having a fight about a terrible call? I don't think so. I like this. But wouldn't that be great in a movie? In any sport? Has this ever happened? Happened? It has to have happened. Referee. Two referees are two umpires or something. No, they've got it together. They don't. They're not going to fight in front of. Not everybody in the world has it together. Just because I. Just because I have it together. Yes. 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And if you need help, we could recommend a shop for you. Ask for O'Reilly Veriskan today. Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly Auto Parts. Away. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Let's all take a breath and relax. At the news center is Jess Hooker. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Remind her of that in love sunset vacation feeling with Stephen Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose exclusively and only atIhatestephensinger.com There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee with Amazing Sports coming up. Hello to Tom. Hello, Chick McGate. Let's see now. We have many, many things going on. Ms. Hooker appears to be missing in action. Dumping it up could be. Well, I hosing down the bowl. I'm sure that hosing it down explanation for this. We'll get her in here in a matter of moments. Probably changing her team. We have a couple things of interest coming up. I. I will urge everyone to pencil this in. Depending on your location, you could see what we're calling Jeff comedy jam featuring Jeff Bodart and Jeff Oskay at the Castle Finn winery in Marshall, Illinois. That's a fun show, man. That's coming up on Valentine's Day evening in Marshall, Illinois. And they've added a second show. Is that true? And then the first one sold out. And then while I'm at it, Willie G. And Patty Garrett at the I don't know where you get tickets event in Evansville, Indiana, usa. Coming up on Valentine's Day evening, Willie G. And Patty G. That's going to be a great show at Pat Consult's place. Right now I'm being informed I'm supposed to look up and. Oh, there we go. Well, look at that. Look on the big screen. My favorite plumber. Hey, everybody, it's Ed Zepnick. How y' all doing, Dallas Ed? Because I got my name on my shirt. Oh, yes. A lot of people ask me, they go, hey, is Eddie really your name? Technically, my name is Edward Turd. Well, Septic the turd. I got sick of my buddies calling me Edward Turd. To Turd. So I started calling myself Ed. The Super Bowl's over, football's over. Wives and girlfriends are happy. Fantasy football Is over. I never play fantasy football. One reason too many dudes. I have my own kind of fantasy team though. They play year round on my fantasy team team. First round pick, Ms. Sydney Sweeney. Yeah, she got a bunch of people mad about her jeans. I'll tell you, I wouldn't mind getting into them jeans. Leave a little my DNA scattered about. For my number two pick, I'm going with tailback porn star, a Bella Danger. What her specialty is. Number two is the perfect spot for on my on my roster. Taking my cue from the videos I've seen, Abella is mostly in danger of not being able to sit down for a week after I'm done with her. My third draft pick. Let's not forget about Pamela Anderson. Oh, she made a big comeback last year with that Naked Gun movie. I don't know. I don't care if she's 60. I know that sweet things got to be broken in like an old catcher's mitt. And I bet you if you get deep enough, still smells like Tommy Lee. Oh, you gotta go deep enough. Oh, yeah. Also on my list, of course. I still got her on a poster right over there on the wall. Ms. Farrah Fawcett coming out of the water. Still to this day, I like to use her as target practice for my next pick. Everybody knows what a fan of Wap I am, so I'm taking Cardi B and Mega D. Stallion. Although I'm worried Megan the Stallion might buck me right off. Let's go WAP on that. All right. What'd I say? Oh, my bad. I meant wap. Next pick, Margot Robbie. Oh, she was so hot. And Harlequin. I'm like Tom. I don't even like superhero movies. But she was so sexy. And that movie, that cured my seven year bout of Ed. Is that right? Yeah. I traded my eighth pick. She's still relatively hot. Goldie Hawn. I traded her in in for a sex oozing maid named Clarissa. At the night's end down in Terre Hope. Finally, for my tight end, I choose none the other than Josephine the plumber from those old comic commercials. You remember her? Sure, yeah. The way I say it, she knows her way around the old plunger. She'll get a good grip on that handle, clear the pipe and then clean up afterwards. That's my kind of lady. I gotta get go. The cough is even. Oh, the cough got the head. Wow. Thank you, Ed. Josephine the plumber. Hey. Remember her? For sure. I'd have to look her up. Is there. Is there like a hall of Fame. I believe her name is Jane Withers. I think that's who played Josephine. Yes. Plumbers. You're right. God, I don't. Yeah. Is there a hall of fame for the like Mr. Whipple? Oh, yeah, there should be. At present. I think we've got a couple really good ones. We've got Dr. Rick from the, the we, we were lucky enough to talk to Dr. Rick, if he's, he was, of course, featured in the Super Bowl. Here's his book right here. Made famous, of course, in those progressive insurance. Oh, that Dr. Rick. Yeah. Okay. But there, there are a couple. And then, well, they also have flow. Flow. Yeah. Then you've got the emu. Emu guy. The Brawny man is still around. Yes. And the Marlboro man is gone. Yeah. So. Yeah. Is Mr. Clean still around? You know, I think in cartoon form. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's on the label. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. And there are, there are a couple they've updated that might have been an offensive. Huh? Do you wanna. No, never mind. Isn't it now just Ben's original? Yeah, a number of them were. But there's still Chef Boyardee. Right. And, and, and both Josh and I agree on this. The Chef Boyardee canned ravioli is still a very fine product. It is good. It is. Of all those things. But I'm not a spaghetti osprey person. You don't like spaghetti? I'm with you on that too. I, I, I agree with you. You know, it'd be fun. It would be fun if you to go on that trip to Italy with Christy Lee and go to some beautiful Italian restaurant and you go, I'd like these SpaghettiOs. And so we don't have the Spaghettios. What kind of dump is this? Do they, do they even sell SpaghettiOs in Italy? There's no way. I can't imagine you're immediately. Yeah, yeah, that's, that's a good way to get whacked in the old country. Yeah. Now is it time now for our new sport? It's a new sport gaining attention online. Of course, it involves athletes sprinting directly into each other at full speed. You heard me. My brothers and I used to try this. According to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, competitions feature two runners charging head on with the goal of knocking their opponent to the ground around. Wait, you guys never did this? Yes, no, we did. Never did. We would do this and we would also try to hit fists. Yes. See who could punch each other bloody knuckles. Yeah. We would come from from up top. Oh, okay. And try to bloody. I remember that game, but we. We didn't like that. We. We would punch each other's fists. Have you seen Ms. Hooker? Have you seen this video? This is unbelievable. I like it. Look at this. There. There it is. You guys run at each other full speed. Now they got heads down and there's no protection. They're not. No pads. This is like a fight club type. You're gonna get. You're gonna get a guy to have his. His chest collapse. Yeah, that's. It's. It's jousting with no pole or horse. The most horrible thing about this is when they land, you can see their. Their hurt critically because their feet are. One guy's holding a ball. Yeah. Can I. I mean. And they appear to be Pacific American people. They do. Yes. Okay. Yeah. They are Pacific. They are large people. Yeah. Is that primarily a Pacific Rim job? Is that what those. I think. I think it might be. Yeah. I was trying to get to the same joke. I. I couldn't figure out how to do it. Elegant. Well done. I was going to say the important part. As you know, unemployment is very high in the. The Pacific Rim, But. So these guys are lucky because they wanted a Pacific Rim job. But no, no, you nailed it. Much more. Much more elegant. Less. Less ungainly. It looks tough, man. Looks ridiculous. I wonder why one guy is holding what looks to be kind of football. Holding a ball. Yeah. If he's like the. If he's. Boy. Yeah. That's like the only form of protection you can have. You know what I mean? Like having that ball right there. Maybe. I. I don't know. But someone's gonna have a massive concussion. Yeah. It's crazy. And it has a stupid name. What is the name of this? The Run Nation Championship. It doesn't have a name. As far as the Run Nation Run. Huh? The most recent event held at Sydney's Horn Durn Pavilion. Yeah, of course. This is an Australian. Yeah, There you go. Despite growing popularity, medical experts are raising serious concerns. Health professionals are urging that the sport be banned, warning of brain injuries. Notably, athletes competing in run Nation championships do not wear helmets or any type of protective headgear. Man. It's like a tackle version of Red Rover. Yes. Yes. That'll be next. They got five guys and you got to try to get through them with no pads on, man. God, it's brutal. They have a slap contest. The slapping contest. That's hard to watch too. Very hard to watch. Was in high school football. Yes. Did you have that drill, nutcracker. What was the one you smear the. Did you do this one, Pat? It was called the Gauntlet. Similar to that, but we had pads on, right? Yeah, but you just had to get through the guys. But they were. They were just like 12 of them. One person going through the whole thing. They were standing still, though. They were, yeah. They were given a little bit of space to come at you, though. In this case, both these guys are running full speed at each other, and the person you're running into had passed. Yeah, I mean, like arm pads. You know what I'm trying to say? Like a. Like a blocking dummy. Or. They do this with peewee league football and moms, where moms will post up at the end. The little boys will run towards their moms, and they gotta tackle their mom. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, it's real cute. Oh, yeah. Until the mom body slams the kids. Yeah, exactly. I was gonna say it's gotta be real fun for the moms. This is my chance to finally pile drive this kid. Kid, you gonna make your bed. So. So this thing in Australia where the two guys run at each other full speed, no pads, and these guys all look like they're NFL linemen. They're 100. Yeah. The name Run Nation Championship seems dumb. I've got a better name for it. All right. Okay. Let's see. It would be a championship tackling event. Oh, I see. They called CTE for short. Oh, okay. It's my fault. Sorry. I'm the commissioner of the cte. That's very, very good. We're going to come right back. We're coming right back with our NFL guy. He is comedian Kaki Economopoulos. This is the O'Reilly Auto Part Studio, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Look at him eating whatever he wants, never gaining a pound. Well, I'm stuck with the boring special and can't lose an ounce. How's your lunch, man? Amazing. Yours? So good. Oh, I'm so happy for you. Cool, buddy. Weight loss isn't fair, but Mochi Health is the affordable GLP1 source that can fix your frustration with food. So same time next week? No, definitely. And your friends? Friends. Learn more at. Join Mochi.com Mochi members have access to licensed physicians and nutritionists. Results may vary in about 10 minutes. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. She's at the Bob and Tom news desk. There's Pat Godwood. Hi, Chick. Josh Arnold, the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest joining us via electricity. It's the bearded wonder from Greece, Ki Economopoulos. Good morning. Oh, that's looking like a million bucks, buddy. Looks cool. That beard looks wonderful. Thanks, friend. Yeah, that. It's really growing in there. There's a. It's a. A little salt and peppery on the mustache area. It's pretty white. Yeah. Yeah. Are you getting hit on more? Oh, yeah. It's a good look. Oh, but that sounds like the kind of question I'm looking to hear, you know? You know who you look. It looks really good. You look like Jeffrey. Dean Morgan. And I think he's on Walking Dead. Yes, he. He resembles Javier Bardem a little bit. I love that guy's. Great actor. Yeah. Yeah, he's good. I like him. He's in Watchman. He plays the comedian. He was in a movie earlier, a serial called Magic City. Yes, he was. He was the main guy in Magic City. Great in that. That's a. That's a really cool show. Well, Kostaki, you're almost as handsome as several people. Does that sound. Hey, this is the best compliment I've gotten in a while. Kostaki, I'll give you a quick compliment. At the last minute, I decided I wanted to put some money on the game. Oh, yeah? Just to make it interesting. So I took your and Chick's advice and I cashed in. Thank you very much. Oh, nice. Yeah, we called it Seahawks. It'll be reflected in your Christmas stakes. Did you. Did you find this? Kostaki? Is that everywhere I looked? Even a casual watching of the pregame shows over the weekend, everybody was. I got a great feeling about New England. I think New England's gonna find a way to win this ball game. And I just couldn't figure it out. Turns out they were wrong. Yeah. No, they were overrated the whole year. And they beat a team without their quarterback to get to the Super Bowl. No. Drake Mace, a relative babe in the woods, and he'll be great someday, but he's not there yet. And, yeah, it was fun to watch. I didn't think it was fun to watch. I'm glad I had money on it. I would have. I was so bored, I couldn't stand it were there. Oh, yeah. Like what, a seven out of eight? No first downs. For New England. Yikes, right? In fact, the third quarter was getting so boring, I wanted Bad Bunny to come out and dance some more. I know, right? Yeah. Nobody could score. It was like prom at the math magnet school. There's a. There's a bunch of nerds there. The game was bad. People flipped over to the Melania documentary. Oh, hello. Yeah. Sad. Patriots fan base is, of course, one of my hobbies. I love that. All right, here's a timeline for you. 2015, Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports was arrested at NFL headquarters. 2019, he had been banned from any NFL anything. He was forcibly removed from the super bowl for using fake credentials and a fake mustache. Then, January 20, 2026, just last month, the NFL lifted their ban and allowed him to return to a Super bowl, but only as a paying ticket holder. He bought a ticket and got to see his team destroyed. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Patriots players came out to crazy train, but it must have been Amtrak because there were some significant delays. Definitely off the rails. When it was 12. Nothing. We all thought 12 points feels insurmountable for the Patriots. Said no Falcons fan since 2000. 2017. The halftime bad Bunny had more forward progress with the football than the Patriots. Right. He's got football. He's covering a lot of ground. Put him in. He's got the shoulder pads. He's wearing white. He's. He's running good roots through that sugar cane. At one point, he got a ring and a trophy, you know, and in the best possible way. Those dancers were thick, man. Strong, curvy Latinas. The Patriots O line should find out what those dancers do on leg days. If you watch those women dance and all you thought about was their skin color. I got news for you. You're racist and maybe gay. Gist. You just created a whole new category of person. The kkk. It's a very small sliver of humanity. The G. Yeah, that. By the way, that wedding at the halftime show was real. I can't stop thinking about that. Yeah. An actual couple got married. As a dude, how are you ever gonna top that ever in the marriage? It sucks when the first day your marriage is by far the most exciting. What are you gonna do? Like, hey, we're going on a Disney cruise. Boring. I'm looking forward to them getting this. I'm looking forward to him getting divorced at a UFL game. That's great. That's hilarious. Yeah. When you're at the super bowl, getting, you know, in the middle, oh, the waiter's Gonna sing me Happy birthday with a sparkler. Okay. Yeah. Remember when Bad Bunny sang to me. Married at halftime? They probably consummated the marriage before the first touchdown in this game. Right. It's crazy how long it took to get a touchdown. And it's so American to go back and forth between ads for weight loss and potato chips. Yeah, but that was my favorite ad. The lay's potato chip. The farm. Yeah, me too. That was my favorite. And that's. But that's based on an actual family in which the. The woman is taking over the farm from her dad. It's. I thought that was that true. Yeah. See, it's a. It's a farm in Illinois. Yes. One of her friends wrote us a little note about it. Oh, that's great. See, that one got me, too. I see. That's a girl dad thing, Right? Like, my. The dad is retiring from the potato farming, and he and the daughter go pluck potatoes from the earth one last time. And it shows him at different phases of life. Pulled potatoes. I'm trying to relate to me because I got a great job, but it's kind of ethereal. Like, after my show, there's not a lot left to grab onto, you know, like, what am I going to give my kid? My divorce chunk and my Google Doc of booker info? Because. Taki, did you enjoy any of the other commercials? I really liked the. The one with the polar bears for Pepsi. And. And they did a reference to the famous crowd scene with the. What's it called? The camera. What's that called? The crowd? The Kiss cam. Kiss cam. That's right. I thought that was very funny. That's one of those jokes that two years from now, no one will. They'll go, what was. I don't get it. Right. That's right. You see that one later. You can't remember what that was a reference to. And I love the Guy Fieri one with. Oh, with the regular hair. They transport it back and forth. That was. That was really good. And the Budweiser one, of course, was great. Yeah. Yep. You think it's a Pegasus and it's the Eagle. Oh. So I took your advice. You asked me a week ago if I'd seen some of them ahead of time, and I went and I watched a good 15 of them beforehand. You're right. There's some really good ones in there. I pitch this every year. I won an undercard game on Super Bowl Sunday. The two worst teams play. Winner gets the first pick in the draft. 2pm Super Sunday. Raiders and jets play for Fernando Mendoza. Why don't we have this game yet? This would be awesome. That is a good idea. It is. It is not a good idea. They've got. They have to do something. It is an odd lark at best, I think. Are you insane? They need to do something in the NBA though, to prevent the teams from suddenly deliberately tanking. I think they need to take the teams that are sort of contending to be crappiest and then make them do a playoff and then the winner. The winner of that one would win. I don't know. Yeah, that's a good chick. What's the answer to that? Why does. How is the NFL avoided that as a problem, you mean? Yeah. Taking over about it in the NFL? I just, I just. Yeah, I just think they're a little quieter about it than the NBA is, that's all. Yeah, absolutely. And then it's easier to cover it up. Kostaki, my theory on the NBA is you only play the. You only pay the winning team each night. Then you're going to get some hustle. Some of these guys are playing for a million. A million bucks a night. Come on, let's hustle out there. Say, hey, if we win tonight, I got a million dollars. I. You're going to see some heavy breathing. Come on, guys, hustle it up out there. We also had the NFL honors this week. Offensive rookie of the year Te McMillan. Offensive douchebag of the year. Still Kanye. Unbelievable. Three years running running. Christian McCaffrey. One comeback player of the year. They briefly consider Philip Rivers. But he only comes in the front. He's got a lot of kids. And please don't come back. Player of the year, Deshaun Watson. Yeah. Oh, that should be a tie. DeSean Watson and Aaron Rodgers. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, we're gonna go through that again. This, you wait and see. Oh, no, no. He's gonna play. I hope he comes. I want. I want him to come back. Kostaki. Oh my gosh, what's he going to do? I've been, I've been rooting for the old folks. I was hoping. I was hoping in the world of skiing we'd have Lindsay Vaughn with a gold medal, but I'm right. It's not happening. Well, thanks, Kostaki. I want to point something out here. Mr. Kostakia Khan Oflos, great stand up comedian. He's going to be at the Caravan in Louisville. He'll put the comedy back in the comedy cast. Caravan. That's going to be March 12th through the 14th. Then you're going to be at the Greenwood, Indiana Event Center, March 27. March 28, Tiffin, Ohio, at the Ritz Theater with Josh, Arnold and Jeff. Okay. Yes. Are you kidding? What? What now? What's the date on that? Yeah, I have to schedule that around. You might, you might want to send a car for. Comedians to be announced later. Stacky. What a great season. You have been tremendous all season. Any writer's room would be lucky to have you. Kostaki. Oh, that's nice. Maybe you can find one. So we're gonna have to do this next year. And Kasaki, the beard. I think I would. I didn't think it was gonna work. I think it's. I think it's working. This is. You're doing. Tom, you're the one who said I have a baby face and you were curious if I could, I could even grow a beard. I was like, what? Who are you talking to? Oh, I can't. Not a good one. Morgan, you look great. That's pretty good, chick. Yeah, I think it's a good look, Kasaki, stick with it. Thanks, guys. And if anything, if there's any. Has your ex seen that? What did you say? He'll get laid. He'll get laid. I was going to be much more around the bottom. I was going to say, if you get any touchdown type action, please call. Yeah, okay. All right. Yeah. You guys are awesome. Thanks for another great season. Thanks for the Omaha steaks. Oh, you're welcome. More coming? Yeah. Oh, good. We don't get anything. We don't get a jelly of the month club and a hearty handshake is what we get. Coming up, Tom. Yeah. Coming up, we're going to be talking with Frank Caliendo, ladies and gentlemen. I certainly look forward to that. Right now I want to remind you about our buddy Steven Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers because the clock is ticking. I would say get this done today. Get what done, you ask? Well, let's see. How about a bracelet? How about that beautiful at last diamond bracelet? That's a great value, by the way. And they're all real diamonds at Steven Singer Jewelers or the at last necklace. There's lots of stuff. Earrings, you name it, he's got it. Including exclusively@ihatestevensinger.com the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose for just $89. It comes in a beautiful signature gift box with a personalized love message from you and it's guaranteed to last a lifetime. 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That'll be great. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Jess Hooker. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There is is Josh Arnold. Hi there. He's at the IH Steven Singer, Sidekick Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee and hello. Tom. How we doing over there? We have our guest. Good. The handsome factor is about to go way up in the room because there's Frank Caliendo. Yeah, yeah. Here I am. I. I apologize. I don't have my super connection that you usually talk to talk about for three or four minutes to the audience who doesn't care. But I just got minimal to only do zoom today. Are you wearing your pajamas? Yeah, I have a ASU pajamas. I figured I spent enough on tuition that I can wear it whenever I want. That's nice. You look very handsome today. I'm trying real hard. You just roll out of bed. What is this? What happened? What am I, am I. Josh, what happened? I know, man. He's a bully. Yeah. Why are you. I just. Is it. Is it your super bowl bet? Is that what it is? No, I won that one. I. Oh, you did? Always. I was very pleased. Yes. That was the only reason I was pleased because the game was so boring. Frank, you're a big table tennis guy. Yeah. Did you see Marty Supreme I haven't seen it yet, but I do know people that knew him. Okay. They went and there were even some people that, that were in the movie as like extras and stuff like that. A friend of mine, Dave Sakai, I think you saw the back of his head for 0.2 seconds. So yeah, he's, he's a really good player and he was actually in the, the, the, what's it called? The, the ping pong diplomacy that went overseas years ago for Nixon or whatever. Wow. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty cool stuff. So the guys that knew him, do they think the movie is accurate, fun, interesting? Yeah, they thought it was great. Everybody said it was fantastic. The guy who actually taught me like table tennis strokes, Sean o' Neal knew him very well and he's like five time US Champion in the US and that type of deal, so. And he went to the Olympics once in 88, so he said it was great. He was there at the premiere, I believe and saw a bunch of it. Are you still keeping up with your table 10 tennis? Yeah, yeah, that's the, my main source of exercise other than lifting some weights once in a while. But it's. I play, I play one guy I beat a lot and one guy that beats me all the time. So it's basically one way. You know, it's lopsided one way or the other. Now when you're playing table tennis, do you do the play by play as if you're John Madden? Yeah, yeah, every time that really throws them off. Yeah. Here's a guy who's going to put some reverse spin on it. Boom. He lied to you. He did it the other way. You thought it was going one way, it was going the other way one way or another. Frank Caliendo is our guest and Frank is one of the great voice guys out there and he's also a terrific stand up comedian and sometimes he does them both at the same time, which is quite the trick. The voices and the funny. Yeah. I'll tell you, I'll tell you what I'm worried about. Yeah, it all melts together. Get it? I'm really worried about kids thinking that Nicolas Cage is going to be what John Madden actually sounds like. So then I'm going to have to adapt my job because they've got the movie coming out on Amazon and then it's going to be have a tough case of athlete's foot. Boom, contracting 10 acting, get rid of it. So I've been working on that for. You know, you always ask me, what's the new voice I've been working on Nicolas Cage as John Madden is my new. This is getting really tricky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's a. Yeah, it's. It's the world, it's the. It's galaxies, it's universes colliding and becoming one. It's Dr. Strange and the multiverse of cagey madness. Now, when you go out on stage, do you gauge the audience at all and figure out which ones they're going to kind of get based on age or the location? So I have a science to this. I actually go out there and do Trump and Biden stuff. First non political, but everybody knows them. So everybody knows those two voices. So those are the first things I hit, quite frankly. And a lot of people say, why are you doing the quiet trumpet? I said, because it's very strong. It's very strong. It's very strong. But it's quiet. It's quiet. It's quiet, folks, come on. When a guy with a thing. What are we doing? The guy. I don't have to tell you. No, you did have to tell us. I would have told you. If I want to tell you. I don't want to tell you. I'm going to tell you. Basically, there's Statler and Waldorf in the Muppets, right? They're up there. Why do we always come here? I guess I'll never know. It's like some kind of torture to have to watch the show. And that's. And that's Bush on the drums. Take it, Barack. It's time to get things started. I don't even know, folks, this is what we call. Frank Caliendo is our guest and we're big fans of. We've known Frank for a long time now, and you're looking good. You must have. You're really getting a lot of exercise and having a good time. A lot of exercise, a lot of table tennis. A lot of tilting the camera for this. That. The angle always helps. Is that Jess laughing at that? High angles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Angle down, lose. Otherwise it's just. Hey, guys, what's happening? How are you today? Yeah, it's Neck. It's Frankie Neck. Neck. Yeah, it's my Italian name. How's it going, guys? It's good to see Frankie Neck. Neck. Yeah. I also realized I did. I. I was doing NFL Game Day Morning with Rich Eisen a few weeks ago. I think it was the divisional round, and I did Steve Mariucci. And the impression of Steve Mariucci is basically, he's Chris Farley, if you Watch him. He's just doing something. He's like, so they're going over here, they're going over there, and he'll even do some of this stuff. And I was just going with Kurt Warner. I'm like, kurt, you don't even have to be in this segment. We're just gonna figure out what we're doing. We're gonna just make a bunch of lines, they're gonna draw them in another room, and everything's gonna be fine. Okie dokie. Sounds good to me. So I did. I did. I was doing another show the other day, and Gronk was Rob Gronkowski for those. You don't work in shortened nicknames. So Gronk was sitting at the side. And I don't have the Gronk yet, but I've started to figure out Gronk. Basically, that's the one I've been working on a little bit, or one of the voice I've been working on. But he is. He's got this. He tries to enunciate every think. I think he's trying to sound smart. He's super nice. I was a really nice guy, but I was. It's kind of this right here, and the words I was figuring out. Robert Kraft deserves a gold jacket. And it sometimes becomes. Sometimes it comes like Pete Puma, a whole lot of lumps that in there. But I was talking about how I hadn't seen him in a while because my son and I met him at a Super bowl event that was. Was me, Tara Bradshaw. So, you know, it was good. Me, Terry Bradshaw, Gronk, and Richard Sherman on a panel I was hosting. Nobody was listening, and I'm like. I was talking. Gronk came in. He. He's late because he was on the Gronk party bus with his brothers. He comes in. He just. This is. This is his walk. It's just a bouncy kind of thing. It's. It's like he's doing karaoke in his head or something. So he's walking in and Saturday Night Fever's playing behind him, and he's just. He just starts eating. Everything's on the table. He doesn't know if it's for him or not. He goes, this looks good. I try some of this with usaa. You know, he's just eating whatever, whatever you can. And I said something. I go, my God, you really like this? This isn't a joke, because there were no cameras on or anything. And he just looked at me and he didn't recognize me. I told him that story this week. And I go, you didn't recognize me? He goes, I don't recognize you now. I just got grog spiked. It was awesome. Yeah, so that was. That was pretty fun. But those. I was at Radio Row all week. We've talked about that before. Where. Where you go to see the beginning of human evolution. I mean, it's. It is amazing how there's a lot. A lot more TV there now, but. And usually I just go to see, you know, people I know and tv. I did Good Morning Football. I did Richie Show. I did Dan Patrick. So I did, like, the big national stuff. And then I always get lied to. Like, that's the. Like, somebody is like, I'm with. I'm in Philadelphia. You want to come on with us in Philadelphia? Like, sure. And then I start asking questions as I'm on. So who owns the station? Stuff like, we're. We're on. We're on in a. In a suburb of Atlantic City. What? Yeah, I'm taping. I'm taping for my Saturday show. I'm like, wait, that's like nine people listening. You said Philadelphia. That's not Philadelphia. A suburb of Atlanta. That's double burbed. I mean, what are you talking about? So then I'm there for, like, 40. The guy was actually pretty good. But I was like, man, I just don't like it when everybody. Everybody leads you in. They. Nobody looks at you in the eyes. Everybody's just looking for somebody better. Like, they're hoping that Jerry Rice walks in, and they're like, we're out of time, Frank. Thanks for the seventh John Madden you've done today. I appreciate that. And then Gruden. Gruden's. Gruden's on the streets of San Francisco, man, just walking around. So you got my old friend Rich. Like, he's just walking and bumping into people. My old pal Rich Gannon. Come here, Rich. He just brings Rich Gannon on camera. He starts to do a hard count, get a hardcover. 42. 42. And the people in San Francisco aren't reacting because they're used to seeing crazy people yelling at each other on the streets. At times, it's like, blue 42, rich. And he just. And all he's doing is that thing that Terry Bradshaw would do to me is he's just hitting Gannon. Like, if you looked at. There'd be, like, this massive bruise on his shoulder. He's like, do it. Do it. Come on, man. Rich, he's just throwing out F bombs and stuff like that. Like this is Gruden in his element playing street football. Be great if I had him as a kid. We're not even playing. Let's get some flags. Let's, let's update this thing and play something that nobody's going to get hurt on, man. Frank Caliendo is our guest. Frank's going on a massive tour. Frank, I can't believe all these dates you've got coming up. Me either. There's a big Amazon bill, let me tell you. There is a lot. Amazon Self Fulfillment center is stacked to the top, top. And it's time to go pay for that. Lots of spots including Columbus, Ohio, Cincinnati coming up in late April. And you're going to be in your hometown of Milwaukee quite a bit. Yeah, that's, that's, that's next. That's in a couple of weeks. I'm in Hartford, Connecticut this week, then Milwaukee in a few weeks. And that, that whole run in Ohio, Cincinnati, Columbus, Cleveland, that's. And Pittsburgh is there too because that's the drive draft. That's the draft week. So talking about Mel Kuiper Jr. Talking about tremendous time to go to the Midwest. Caliento doing what he does a hundred percent, going 150%. You thought he couldn't go over 100%, but that's what Caliento does. He does in tremendous attributes. And look at you. Look at it. A high ceiling, low, low floor. Frank couldn't think of those two things. Even though he's looking at him right now at the end of the day. And he just saw. He didn't come the top of his head hair got a little bit of a Caesar going. Tremendous Caesar number one salad guy, get some croutons. I tell him to hold the anchovies. I'm a Boston crab cake guy at the end of the day I'm going to be hard pressed on me otherwise. Oh, Frank, that's great. Did you know, did you get to actually watch the super bowl on television? Yeah, I went home. I think the product of the super bowl is much better on TV than being there. You miss, I feel like you miss a lot of stuff. You don't really see the commercials. You don't, you don't, you don't get the. Hear the announcers if they, you know, mess something up or something weird happens. I really do like being. I may have told this story before. I also have a PTSD with the Super Bowl. I got kicked out of the Jacksonville Super Bowl. Not funny. Not funny. Not funny, Tom. Not funny. And it was when I was working for Fox, I had the. I had the. The green dot on my. The green patch on my credential, which was FBI, you know, looked at and. And investigated whatever. I had the feel they said, you can kick the ball if you want to. That. I go, that's. That's how far down the field I go, well, Jay Glazier from NFL and Fox, you know, Jake Glazer, you guys. If you guys ever need info, make sure I got for you. We're gonna go work out first on a way to work out. We're gonna work out. You ever work out a way to work out? That's what I do. It's like it looks like in Chicago where people go to eat pizza on the way to get Johnny's beef. I gotta work out. On my way to work out. I'm actually building muscles on top of muscles. And I got passed over. Cali. Under. Got passed over by. For that. He. For that. For that. Mad movie. Good thing. Mad Gramble, but good by Nicholas Cage. I got passed over for the part of Ram man. And he, man, because I have no neck, I can actually break through crap. I can't break through the drawbridge of Castle Grayskull. With his power. That's great power I have. The sorceress tried to keep me out and said, skeletor. Skeletor, you know, he's got the other path, the power sword. Only judge understanding this right now, 100%. Good. So he's in the field and you get kicked out. So he's. He. He brings me down to the field. He goes, you guys need to fly over these. The planes going over, singing the national anthem. So I go down with him, and an NFL security guy goes, hey, what are you doing down here? I was like, well, and this is my problem. I was honest. I'm like, honestly, I'm just with him. He goes, yeah, but what are you doing? I go, really? Nothing? That's it. And he takes. He's like, you got to get out of here. And I go, well, they told me I could kick the ball if I wanted to. He goes, okay, you're done. He pulls the credential off of me, has another security guard come and get me who doesn't know the story at all, has me escorted outside of the stadium in Duval county to nothingness. Like, I'm just standing out there there all alone in the dark. And I finally snuck past some security guards who were hitting on some girl. I did like a Scooby Doo. Like, like, like, he's talking to that chick. There's a sandwich over there. So. So I just got back and then the word got back to the president of Fox Sports, who's David, David Hill. And he said, we'll fix this for yeah. Which it always sounds better with when a guy with an Australian accent says something. And you wouldn't know that because my Australian accent wasn't very good right there. But I did get back in and then, and then he wrote a letter to the NFL and said our guy was. Frank was just on the, you know, on the pregame show. He's part of the NFL on Fox team. And you kicked him out of the stadium and scared him to death. I mean, I was on the verge of tears. I mean, I was like, what? Well, Frank, it's always a great pleasure and we hope you can swing by when you're doing your Midwestern swing. We'd love to see you in the studio. And Willie's on those shows. You might know him, Will, by the, by the, the name son number two. Yeah. Okay. Dose. Dose. Yeah. I tell you what, man number two. That's, that's not one I'd want to be, man. Okay, I'm gonna go. Bye bye. See you later. You're looking good. See you, Frank. God. Hey. Is so funny. We'll give you some of those dates. We'll link to it on the various Bob and Tom social media platforms. Right now I want to get you a little bit of francais, perhaps rouge. R U G I E T. I do not speak French. Which is becoming more and more clear. Rougiette. What is Rougiet ready? Well, it's about all that stress in your life sometimes builds up so much when you get into the bedroom. It's, it's creating some issues and fortunately, contemporary scientists have come up with some great stuff that will help you kind of get a little bit of regeneration in your. In your love life. How about that? You see what I'm talking about here? 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For those of you that don't believe me, Pat's dry bar special is about to come out and you'll be able to see the former. Yeah, I'm biggin it. Yeah, but. But the content's big, too. Yeah. How'd that sound? Oh, yeah. Big laughs. That's coming. That's coming out. When? February 21st. It's a beautiful set of comedy and the set itself, gorgeous. Okay, well, cut to theater man. He appreciates no they my particular set. I was worried because there's a couple goofy sets that dry bar does. Mine's nice. Cool. They do really. They make it look good. But I am a fatty, fat, fat, fat in it. I'm. I'm chunky. Wow. But it'll be a great show. Speaking of great shows, Patty G. And Willie G. Coming up Valentine's day night at Pat Consulates in Evansville, Indiana. That should be a killer show. We don't know how to get tickets. You'll have to figure it out on your own. While I'm at it, the two Jeffs, or as we call it, the Jeff Comedy Jam. Misters Osuke and Bodart, both named Jeff at the Castle Finn Winery, Marshall, Illinois Valentine's Day evening. Is this like the two Jakes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the. The two Jeffs. And it's at the Castle Finn Winery. And they've added a second show. That's how cool that show's gonna be. That's awesome. So there's some good stuff on. So two Jeffs, no waiting, and two shows. Yes. Wow. It's amazing. All right, I want us try to squeeze in. We've got another guest comedian coming up, Timmy Cavanaugh. And I thought we'd squeeze in a little bit of history, if that's okay with everything. I have not prepared anything today, so let's just see what we got here. Well, let's. Let's discover it together is what I. The way I like to think about it. I am not a fan of this. I'm a big fan of many Hanna Barbera cartoons. I never could sit through Tom and Jerry. What I. Wow. Surprising. Oh, I like it when Tom gets hit with something and he goes. He has that. That natural kind of a scream. It sounds like a man. It sounds like a man. Poor man's Looney Tunes. Oh, I love. Not a fan. Oh, yeah, I was a fan, too. Jerry's. Okay, here's a good one. On 1942, Glenn Miller receives the first ever gold record. Posture man. Famously. It was for Sweet home Alabama. Sweet home Alabama. It was for Chattanooga Choo Choo. Really? Pardon me. Boy, he had something in common with the folks who did Sweet Home Alabama. You know something? Maybe if you take it a train. Maybe if you'd been on the Chattanooga Jujutu. Yeah, it wouldn't have. The plane wouldn't have crashed. It's unbelievable. The man is just. I didn't know that. What was his big hit? In the Mood. Right? In the Mood. Well, his biggest hit. Oh, God. Is that movie any good? I've not seen the Glenn Miller story. Steve Allen, right? Doesn't he do that? No, that's Tommy Dorsey. Who? Yeah. I don't know who plays him in the Glenn Miller. What are we talking about, Tom? I believe it was Sidney Poitier. Yeah. Pre Hamilton. Amazing. Othello. Yeah. The more of horn now. Here we go. Oh. 1949, Arthur Miller's death of a Salesman opens. Or that. That's A. That's a comedy. No, I said if they did that today, it would be. It would be Death of a Telemarketer, and I'd be in favor of it. You know what my biggest criticism of that is? That whole play, because I actually like it. But I do not believe that a couple named their sons Biff and Happy. That never makes sense to me. A little bit of a stretch there. I think I've seen about 30 versions of that. I got to see Brian Dennehy do it. Oh, yeah. Live. And it was just incredible. Jimmy Stewart plays Glenn Miller. Okay. And June Allison. Okay. You're behind one date. Okay. Okay, let's see. 1972. David Bowie debuts Ziggy Stardust at London's Toby Jug Pub. A rare misstep. You didn't like any of that stuffy. That's a great record. Yeah, I agree. Wonderful record. Give me. Give me a hit. Office Heroes on. On there. I don't care for it. Then you like that song, Heroes. I love Hero. I'm going to be on. I do, too. There are the. There's the rare cover version that beats the original. Say, Joe Cocker. Okay. Little help from my friend. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I. I would argue the Wallflowers Heroes is a pretty strong contender for better than the original. I've not heard that. Heroes is a brilliant song. On this date in 1989. This is amazing. The 100th episode of Miami Vice. I had no idea they made it for that long. How many episodes can you have about guys in cool clothes chasing coke dealers? I think in the 80s, a lot. Yeah, well, they ran out because they were doing all the coke. I understand. Let's see. Oh, this is funny. I remember this. 1989, WWF, formerly W. Wait a minute. Now it's WWE, right? Formally, yeah. The bird people got Worldwide foundation in a New Jersey court. They said they, as part of their defense, said pro wrestling is not a sport really. It's an entertainment. And boy, is it. You know what I always thought about pro wrestling? The referees just don't do a good job. You know, if they only paid more attention. Yeah. They're always facing the wrong way. Chair hits a guy. Yes. How can you not see a knife in his short chick? Do you remember when you. You. You and I went to a live wrestling and we kept yelling at the officiants, come on. Ladder. Into the ring. Who won the Royal Rumble a week or two ago? Do you remember? I do not. Okay. That's my favorite event, but I didn't get to see it. In 2006. Oh, I. I saw this on ESPN. Roman Reigns won the Royal Rumble. Won the Royal Rumble. Absolutely. Roman Reigns run The Rumble on 2000. 2006. Luciano Pavarotti performs Nessen Dorma for the final time. More pasta? Yes. Yes, it does. No, I think it's a car from Nissan. The Nissan Dorma. Does anyone know what that means? I. Baby, hit me one more time. It was just a cover of an Italian cover. Wouldn't that be Neso Dorma? For his final performance, he's covering some Britney Spears. There's a good one. Now this is. This is for you, Josh. You know you've got the egot. You know what that is? I do, yeah. Yeah. Tom, just say he did the Emmy. Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, tone. Okay. Yes. This guy has the similar thing. Born in 1906. Lon Chaney Jr. Oh, of course. Mentioned in the great song Werewolves of London. But he's got the equivalent of the egot because he played all of them. Yeah. Wolfman, Frankenstein, Dracula and Mummy. Right? The Mummy. Oh, wow, I didn't know that. Yes. Yeah, but the Mummy, he kind of phoned in. Oh, sure. Yeah. It's like hitting for the cycle for monster movies. Let's see. I don't care about him. I don't care about him. You know, when you make a money Mummy movie, it's the only time you say that's a rap at the start of filming. Oh, Oh, I can't believe I got applause for that. Distant, quiet applause. Happy birthday. Born in 67, Laura Dern. My buddy had a cat that looked just like Laura Dern and we called him Laura Dern. And if you saw it, you would go, that is Laura Dern. You know that Laura Dern really isn't a person. If you look up Trevor Lawrence, quarterback of the Jaguars, and Laura Dern, I would say this Laura Dern is not a real person. It's actually Meryl Streep. She's that good. You can't tell the difference. I'm telling you. Happy birthday, Elizabeth Banks. She's great. Yeah, she is great. You think she has any account of the savings and loan? Anything? No. My name is Banks, Elizabeth Banks. I do all my business savings alone. I think the savings alone all went out 30 years ago. We're to call it a day. Thank you. Thank you very much, very much. We're going to come back with little Timmy Cavanaugh. Mr. Potter. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. Sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Okay, here we are. It's the Bob and Tom Show. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Nose. Here we go. Hello, Jess hooker. Hello, Chick McGee. She's over there at the bottom. Tom News Center. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Guitar at the ready, Ready to go. What I understand. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, indeed I am Chick McGee. And here's Tom. What do you got going over there, buddy? I think I've got electricity running through my. The. There we go. On the big screen. Green. It's a guy that Edgar Witter said, jesus, that guy's white. It's little Timmy Kavanaugh. That's. That's fair. Hey, Tim. Tim. We played your Detroit Pistons songs, one of my very favorites, your tribute to the Detroit pistons. And then Mr. Godwin, of course, gently stole it for a version of William Shatner. The William Shatner song. Yeah. And then that ended up with a Super bowl commercial of sorts. I don't know if you saw that. Did you watch this? Yes. That particular gag is part of a commercial with Mr. Shatner for Raisin Bran with an entire theme of, well, you know, the effects of brand. In any event. Well, congratulations. And congratulations to Pat for stealing something that turned out to be a really, really good thing for your career. And he, and he gave it. He gave you full credit. Credit, you know, I'm just joking. Pat, I love you and I feel very honored that you did an homage to my Pistons. Very, very funny Shatner pants song. I love, I've always loved it. Somehow without the context, it just sounds. Just sounds much, much worse. Yeah. Little Timmy Cavanaugh is going to be in the road with Emo Phillips. Details coming up. But right now I believe we are all in the mood to keep celebrating. We just didn't some celebrity birthdays. But I know that you are an expert in this field. Ergo, the music is here. Well, very good. And I hope I don't repeat any, but here they are. Hey, everybody, it's time once again for Tim Cavanaugh's Cavalcade of celebrity birthdays. I'm comedian Tim Cavanaugh. The great Saturday Night Live star Chris Farley would have celebrated his 60 seconds second birthday this month. Tragically, he died young at the age of 33. Comedy was in Chris's blood. He had amazing comedy genes. In fact, his grandfather was the legendary Punchline Chuck U. Farley. I haven't heard that in 50 years. And congratulations on that, the verbal gymnastics. Thanks for bringing that one back. That, that brings back my childhood. That's MAD magazine. Oh, that's fantastic. That's a, that's, that's a long way to go. Here's one. Actress Dakota Fanning celebrates her 32nd birthday this month. She was given the name Dakota because that was the name of the truck she was conceived in. According to her sisters, El Camino and greyhound number 156. Oda was the lucky one. Although once her sister dropped Camino from her name, Elle Fanning did pretty well for her full name. El Camino Fanning, born this month back in 1819, was Christopher Latham Sholes, the inventor of the typewriter. When I took type typing back in high school, I had a huge crush on the girl who sat next to me in class. My plan was to dazzle this girl with my incredible typing prowess, which, Jess, you know, really turns girls on. Well, wouldn't you know, I was the one student in class who got stuck with the typewriter with the spastic colon. Very hard to impress a girl when your equipment isn't working right. I started feeling sorry for myself. But then I found out that the girl behind me was missing her period. She ended up spending the summer with her aunt in, in another state. Those were different times. Those were different times. Very, very different. Back when Chuck U. Farley was very popular. Chuck Hugh Farland. Princess Alexandra of Luxembourg turns 36 this month. For her birthday, her father gave her a cardboard crown because that's what everybody gets on their birthday. From the Luxembourger king. Also turning this week is singer, songwriter, producer and 2021 Super bowl headline the Weeknd. Last year he earned $300 million, making him the highest paid entertainer in the world. In his adopted hometown of St. George, Ontario, a whopping 91% of all commerce is generated by one of the weekend's many business enterprises. When I asked a townsperson about the employment picture this there, he said, everybody's working for the weekend. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, they're all. Everybody wants a new Roman the person. Continue. We're getting Chuck U. Farley. Everybody wants some Shatner pants. There you go. That's rhymes. Thank you, Pat. All right. I'm just trying to turn the page here. You know, I get complaints sometimes that some of my jokes are a little long, like the last one, for instance. And so I've added a little section to my, my presentation this morning that I'm calling Quickies. These are just shorter jokes. Okay. Okay, so we'll see how this goes. Goes. The late actor Sidney Potier would have turned 96 this month. He had an amazing life. High point, lilies of the field. Low point, pushing up daisies. Very nice. Here's an even quicker one. Turning heads, Turning letters, turning 69. Vanna White. All right. Not funny. But it got all the information in there. More of an Entertainment Weekly headline. Yeah. Yeah. The fact that she's 69 was. Is just kind of amazing to me. Okay. Singer songwriter Ed Sheeran turns 35 this month. I just found out that one of his biggest songs, the Shape of you, is actually a out picture. You Darvish. How odd. That's weird. Yep. Three weeks ago, Darvish announced his retirement from the San Diego Padres. And I'm guessing from what I heard in that song, that means you and Ed will be moving in together, because Ed really likes the shape of you. Here's another quickie this month. Back. Back in 1867, British chocolate manufacturer William Cadbury was hatched. See, he's from the egg family. Absolutely. Tom Waits. But there's no joke. All right. Is 76. All right. Some sad show business news to report. After 50 years together, the comedy magic team of Penn and Teller are splitting up. Teller, who's celebrating his 78th birthday this month, is retiring from the act, which has Penn scrambling to find a replacement until a new permanent partner is found. The act is going under the name Penny, an automated teller with half the laughs delivered through a pneumatic tube. That's. That's. That's getting there. It's getting. It's getting. It's. Well, it's building. Hey, here's one. How about a celebrity birthday brain teaser if you guys are up for this. Yeah, I've got $11 for anyone who can get this one in less than 10 seconds. All right. Okay, here goes. If you string together the words for a London toilet, a baseball field, and a type of screwdriver, you'll get the name of this 64 year old actor, Lou Diamond Phillips. All right, well, you know what, Josh? You're gonna get. Get the $11. Thank you. But I had it. Because you got the full answer correct. I'll split it with you, Tom. Yeah, all right. I think that's. I think that's equitable. I was not able to do that because the. The rules of the game are pretty. But you got Lou Diamond Phillips. That was very good. Born back in 1809 was the man who invented the reaper, Cyrus McCormick. His invention change changed agriculture and music history. I mean, without him, Blue Oyster Cult would have sung Don't Fear the Scythe guy. Yep. Yeah, good point. Turning 80 this month is Paul Dean from the Canadian rock band Lover Boy. Aside from being a killer guitarist, he also co wrote one of the band's biggest hits, Turn Me Loose. He also wrote another of their big hits, Everybody's working for the weekend. You want a piece of my heart? You better start from the start. If William Shatner shs. Dude. All right. Just trying to figure out what rhymes. Okay, boy. Born this week back in 1828, was science fiction writer Jules Byrne. He wrote such books as 20,000 Leagues under the Sea and around the World in 80 Days. Imagine his disappointment when he died and his journey to the center of the earth ended after just six feet. What a shame. Born way back in 1564 was astronomer and physicist Galileo, the father of modern Science. At Galileo's 69th birthday party, he offhandedly told his friends that he was excited about his 70th trip around the sun, at which point he was arrested for heresy. He should have said he looked forward to the sun taking its 70th trip around him. Yes, which was the prevailing belief at the time. While the arrest definitely put a damper on the party, people still stayed. And text by the banners on the wall that said enjoy 69. And the 69 part is not gratuitous. The only way that the joke worked in terms of the year that he was arrested, he was 69. Okay, okay. Celebrating a birthday this month is Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the former Prince Andrew of England. When asked what he'd like for his birthday, he said, I'd love an exquisite 12 year old Scotch McCallan or McDougal or McPherson or whatever last name you can procure for me. Andrew will be speaking 66 this month. 16 short of being the Antichrist. Well, that wraps up another edition of Tim Cavanaugh's Cavalcade of celebrity birthdays. Till next time. Remember, who needs a calendar when you got a Cavanagh? Thank you, Tim. Tim Cavanaugh on tour. Thank you, you guys. Including a bunch of shows with Emo Phillips. The man, the legend. Emo is back out there with Tim Tim at the Columbus Funny Bone Wednesday through Saturday. So that's next week. It'll be the 18th through the 22nd. Also, you're gonna be at the Fort Wayne Summit City Comedy Club in the Toledo Funny Bone on tour with Emo Phillips a week from this week. And then Friday the 27th, the Brown County Playhouse in Nashville. Indiana with Dave Dugan and Dave Wilson. And then the Princess Theater in Rushville with Dave Dugan and Dave Wilson on 28 February. Thanks, Tim. Always a pleasure. Tom, I hate to interrupt, but we have a Valentine's concert this Friday at the Hastings Auditorium in Hastings, Nebraska with the the great Bob and Tom affiliate KROR there in grand island and Hastings. So it's a late show, 10 o' clock at night night Valentine's concert. It's a great one for lovers because my show, you can make out during it. Oh, all right. All right. Well, thank you, Tim. Now we'll have a nice day and a nice life. We'll be. Thank you. Wow, that sounded final. I just like to cover all the bases. I really went too far somewhere. That was great, Tim. Oh, we'll talk to you soon, guys. All right. Right now I want to talk about. Speaking of great things, how about the beautiful aura frame? There's one right behind. Let's see, who's that picture? What, what picture we got up there? Oh, yeah, there's. Is that Pat, Patty G. Yeah. Oh, that's just. That's Justin Willman, the magician. Oh, yeah, there you backstage and Patty G. There's one of Gravy, there's one of the boys, that's Willie G. And me. Me. And then there's a Josh's little kitty cat Gravy. Isn't that sweet? What am I looking at? I'm looking at this. The rotation on the aura frame loaded by Ms. Hooker and me. I did it from my house. It's amazing. What? Oh, is everybody participating? Yeah, we've all got the link to anybody and they can upload photos. You sent the link to these guys? Yeah, I did. No idea. And I'm telling you the best part about this is you get this for your, your mom and dad and send that to them and they get up every morning, see their grand grandkids, see new pictures. All right. This is awesome. It's called the Aura frame. Aura. I love this. I have one at my house now after we're seeing it here. And as you mentioned, you can give the code to anybody and they can start loading cool pictures. Free unlimited storage. You can put videos on there and of course lots of photographs. And we've got a special thing going on here at the Bob and Tom show. Bob and Tom show listeners get 35 bucks off the best selling Carver matte frame. It's a matte finish. Finished black frame. The code word is Tom and it's a U R auraframes. Dot com. The promo code is Tom, knock 35 bucks off the price by using that promo code. This is a terrific gift and the very picky folks at Wirecutter have named it number one so that they're very picky. So I'm telling you, this is a great, great thing. I love mine. You'll love yours. It makes a great gift. Support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out out. That's aura frames. The code word is Tom. The carver mat frame. 35 bucks off this great gift for Valentine's Day or anytime. A U R aura frames dot com. Ms. Hooker, your problem as well. She just wrote have a nice life on a piece of paper and he's showing it to all of us. You know, of all the comedians, you could. Hey, Pat, have a nice life. Have a nice life. A remedy. Sh. And you know, I know that you just said it. It wasn't premeditated. It just fell out of your mouth. See how good you are when you don't think. I try to tell you that we are going to return. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, Tom. Have a nice. Oh, thanks. Your life's not going to be over anytime soon, so you might as well hang out with us here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This will remain. Remain for now, the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Jess Hooker. Having a nice life. Having a nice life. Living our best life. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Hello. Josh Arnold. Hi there. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And now, ladies and gentlemen, the biggest round of applause, man of the hour. It's Tom Griswold, everybody. Tom Griswold, just my man. Underscore the length of the previous segment. We haven't had time to talk to Ms. Hooker much today. Well, we've got two sports stories yet. Oh, we do? Yeah. 84 year old Linda Synrod has officially retired as the oldest. What's her name? Sin Rod. Sinrod. Wasn't that the nickname of your penis in college? Yes, it was. Yeah. Yeah, the Sinrod. Anybody want any, any of this Sin Rod before I put it away? If you, if you go to a religious college, I think that'll. I'm sorry. She retired as the oldest female ice hockey player in the world. Wow. Ms. Sinrod earned the title after playing her final game with the Capitals Women's hockey league. At 84 years, 190. She didn't even start playing hockey till she was 35. At a time when women had no professional league and no Olympic recognition for the sport. I thought you were gonna say had no business playing. She helped found one of the first women's hockey teams in the Washington D.C. area. That's great. Her final game ended in a loss. Oh, well, what are you gonna do? I mean I don't blame. I bet they did lose. They had an 84 year old woman on their team. What are the odds? What are the odds that she has any teeth? She's been playing hockey since the pre helmet days. Pre face mask days. Huge shout out to the USA women's hockey team. Right now they're three. And oh. And each one of their games they have scored five goals and two shutouts. Out of those three games. They play Canada today around 2pm Eastern. That'll be where the rubber meets the road. You're exactly right. And any one of those women could kill all of the men in this room without pads on. They are badass ass. And a Chilean man and his two sons. Oh, hang on a second. Stupid world record. This is stupid. A Chilean man and his two sons have broken the Guinness world record for the highest altitude achieved on a motorcycle. See, I saw the headline, I thought, oh, that means these guys have jumped a motorcycle, whatever, 600ft or something. I think it means they're. They wrote rode motorcycle at a high altitude. That's right. To the top of a mountain. Denver. Yeah. See, wouldn't it be much cooler if they went off a ramp? Oh yeah. And went as high as a mountain. Well, Francisco Rincare and his sons Max and Tomas claimed the title by ascending to Chile's ojos del salado, which means chile saladized red pepper salad. Chile. Are we saying Chile or che? Chile. Chile. Chile. I don't think so. I like to go out with her because Chile. Chile. You get Chile. Chile. Pick up Chile. They were at 21,700ft. See, there's no joke there. There's no. There's no. It's the same joke. No, there's no double entendre. What? Yeah, you're right. No, you're right. Because there is no country called she Blow. You see, if there was a country called she Blow, like maybe you could have a Moby Dick thing. Varshi blow. 21, 781ft. What a dumb story. The families. I say the highest. The highest biker of all time has to be Dennis. An easy rider. They were on drugs. That still holds up. Remember the ending of Easy Writer? Oh, yeah. Did you stand up and Clap. Oh, yeah. Said, thank God this is over and there will be no sequel. Thank God, man. Just. Let's just put a camera on a baby's head. Oh, come on. You kidding? Nicholson, when he offers him the joint, he goes, no, thanks. I got my store bought. I got my store bought. Actually, I like Easy Rider, but it is meandering. When's the last time you've seen. Seen it about 10, 15 years. Oh, yeah, yeah. The term. It does not hold up. Carries a lot of weight. But don't you agree this would be a much better story if these guys went off a huge ramp and went the highest? So you want. Yeah, but that's not it. You want someone to jump over an obstacle at a high altitude. I want that. What is the highest jump a motorcycle has ever made? So from the ground. From the ground up into the air. Not with a real motor motorcycle. And they actually landed. Not a parachute thing. Would it be an Evil Knievel record? No. Evil. That whole thing didn't work out. The Snake, as soon as they took off, the chute deployed. Remember that? Right? I do remember that, but. Yeah. No, I'd just be curious. I know they've gone over some. They still big. The big fountains in Vegas. Do you remember the. The hype and the Evil Knievel jumping? Snake River Canyon was everywhere. Yeah, that was huge. Huge. You don't get events like that anymore. That was almost as much as Geraldo going into the. Yeah, the safe. Whatever. The guy climbing the building on Netflix. So that's essentially. Yeah, but. But it didn't get that. There's nothing that gets that much hype anymore. Well, right. I mean, that was. There were three stations. Except maybe the Super Bowl. You know, they're gonna have trouble next year getting it hot after this snooze fest this year. You think people. Less people will watch the super bowl next year because this game wasn't. Oh, no, no. They'll hype. I'm just saying they're not to give it some extra. The next thing he'll say. Extra hype. Yeah, yeah. The next thing he'll say is why you watch. Ratings for this coming season will be down because the super bowl was, in his opinion, born. I don't know. That's what you. That's what you just said. You said they're gonna have to over advertise. Essentially. They got a lot of people that have probably never watched a football game to watch the football game. It was boring. You're one of those guys. You're a network executive. Who says? You know, nobody'd watch Sunday Night Football if it. Carrie Underwood, whoever the hell wasn't singing before the game. No, no, you don't have to have any advertising for the Super Bowl. Anything. Just kick the game on and it's 35 million. You or whatever the hell the number is. They lost me. They lost. Okay. So they're gonna have to do extra advertising to get you to watch next year. You really thought that. Was that that bad of a game? Yes, it was boring. I don't think I can. I. I was bored, but I can't. I'm not the right guy to talk about it. Exactly. I don't know. What. Yeah, no, but you're not. You're not a. A football fan. But either are you. They're trying to make it more interesting. Do you consider yourself a football fan? Yes, I am a season ticket holder. That's. I don't think that constitutes a fan. Tell that to my accountant. Tell that. Wouldn't you like to talk to his accountant? Guys, you know what? The last thing to say last time I talked to him, they were. They were checking him in, if you know what I mean. You know what I'm talking about, Pat. I just think his accountant would say to you was, can you tell Tom High for me, please? That's exactly. And that. Sports. Oh, one more final word in sports. Mr. Randy Watson. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When we come back, we're going to get Ms. Hooker's first story of the day. Yeah. And I believe there's a song coming out of it. Sure. Okay. Is that correct? Let's do it. Okay. Right now. Right now. I don't want to have to say have a nice life to you because you failed on Valentine's Day. I have been coaching you guys. I've been coaching you ladies too. You know, if this Valentine's Day doesn't go well, they're gonna have to do some extra advertising. People are gonna. People are just gonna forget about Valentine's Day. It this way. If your Valentine's Day has as many as. As many first downs as the New England Patriots and their first eight possessions, you're going to be sleeping alone promoting the National Football League. It's just fade away. Oh, boy. Another. Another kick. That's four kicks in a row. Does anyone ever heard of a touchdown? Okay. Somebody throw the ball more than 10ft. That's right. All right. For NFL, we hardly knew Steven Sink Singer Jewelers. Stephen Singer is our Buddy. And he's got a dog named Buddy. And he's got something. I would rather play with Steven Singer's dog than you and watch the page or watch or watch that stupid boring Super Bowl. What about me and you watching a game? We'll watch the first game next season together. The Seahawks will be hosting a game next and whatever the first. And we'll live stream it. Yes. And you talk about a number. You and me just off the cuff laying on the couch watching again. There'd be a lot of me. I'm. I'll be right back. I'm going to walk the dogs. That's right. I'll be right back. I've got to go do something on my phone. Hey, if somebody passes the ball more than 10ft, call me. Valentine's Day is coming up this Saturday. Nice house you got here. 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Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom. Son of. Caught you by surprise. No, no. The button. Yep, I'll have the button. Cam. You can see me hitting it and not punching it. I'll have to get Eddie on it. I know it. We have Ms. Hooker over there in the coral colored sweater. Sweatshirt. Hoodie. Hoodie. Thank you very much. Isn't it red? I thought it was red, too, Josh. But you know what? Coral color, if I've learned anything. Just don't argue with them. Like whatever they see, whatever they think is happening. You know what? That used to be my philosophy for. I'm. I'm done with it. Every. It's all focus. Every silly thing he says. I'm. I'm arguing not. It's anything. It's not red. There's no way that's red. You don't think this is red? It's more pink than red. I thought you said coral. This is red. Didn't you use the term coral? I said coral. I think it's more coral. That's red. That's clearly. I don't think that's red. You don't? No, that's red. It's. It's light red. It's just it. At one point, it was probably bright red. Oh, my gosh. I'm looking at the color palette. Yeah. Coral is pretty damn close. Is it really? I would say it was more orange. Chick Magee. You know, Chick, why we ever doubt you? I don't know. I know it's got to be frustrating. That's it. So I can't see any of you from up here. Your eye for fashion is amazing. Thank you. And you, you've. You've switched from being obsessed with shoes to being obsessed with the quarter zip. The full zip. I don't have. Okay. I think he's always been on the forefront of men's fashion. I don't mind being wearing a nice shirt. Nice. What? You deserve it. Nice shirt. He's in shirt. Taking a nice big hairy shirt. Okay, I apologize. Nothing more relaxing. Wish I had noticed what color you were wearing. I want to hear a positive story about coffee because I enjoy. You know, who's got one. Jessica. Oh, Coral shirt. Tell them, Carl. Shirt, Carl. A new study suggests that drinking two to three cups of coffee a day melt may help support brain health. Researchers found that moderate consumption of caffeinated coffee or one to two cups of tea per day was linked to better cognitive function, slower cognitive decline and a lower risk for dementia. Finally, a good reason. Yeah. Yeah. My brain. Coffee's good for my brain. My brain. The best part, See if. If it's gonna put dementia off a little bit. Yeah. Which is what it sounds like. The best part of waking up is remembering where I put my cup. You don't drink coffee, do you, Ace? No. Do you? And Chick doesn't drink coffee. Okay. I like caffeine, though. That adds up. Isn't that what. There's nothing else in caffeine but coffee. But. But caffeine. Right. No antioxidants. Any. Plenty of antioxidants. A lot of potassium, a lot of. In my case, a lot of cream, a lot of vitamin. L have a banana. Just eat a banana. You know, need your vitamin. No, no. Pat, do you drink your. Your coffee neat, if you will? You want to know how I like my co. Coffee? I'll tell you. I like my coffee like I like my women Full of Irish whiskey like my coffee like I like my ladies. Oh, in my lap in the car. Oh, that's kind of risky. I like coffee and women to be uncomplicated Room for cream, of course don't give me soy almond or oat milk, baby that's grounds for other divorce. I don't like coffee like certain women Lukewarm and bitter that Cuban hot stuff was too much for my heart. I loved her a latte. Oh, but I had a quitter. I like my coffee and women to agree with me not give me an ulcer with their acidity. I'm running out of metaphors and similes. I'll just say I like my coffee. I like my coffee like I like my women like I like my women with big tips. Yes, Big tips for all my beautiful baristas. Have a nice life. Well, a big tips on baristas actually leads to another story. Oh, yeah, we have. Wasn't there a coffee shop masquerading? Oh, yeah. Hold on. Give me a second. It's in California. I remember that much. Hold on. It was one of those things. There, there. What is the show that just had this? Oh, a Landman Landman features this. They had the drive thru coffee place with the buxom babe at the window. Yeah. A California Coffee shop owner is accused of secretly operating it as a strip club. Oh. Garden Grove police sergeant Nick Jensen told the Orange County Register that their investigation found employees of the the DD cafe wearing bikinis or in various states of undress while serving customers. And it's called the dd? Yeah, it doesn't say Double D. It just. There is two Ds. DD Cafe. Yeah. He said the so called bikini cafe violated cities municipal codes related to. Makes me reminds me of Christie. Public nudity business operations and alcohol regulation. I see. So they were putting booze in the coffee then, eh? Apparently booze and doing so scantily clad. Which is worse though. Well, if you have the right licenses. I don't think anything's bad here. But officers arrested 17 people including the business's owner during a recent bust. So they must have the paddy wagon, the whole thing. The ladies have grande baristas. Bazooms. Bazoos. I like a lady. A lady with a set of ventis. They have a male version of this. By the way. Don't ask for a cup of joe. Might be a little. Little salty. Oh, drinking my own quack. Yeah, I guess these are becoming more popular. The drive thru one like you said in Landman. Like near construction sites, shift jobs. So the only problem is these guys weren't licensed to do this kind of thing. Well, yeah, and. And a lot. This says various states of undress. I think wearing a bikini and serving coffee is fine, but having your jugs out. Yeah, this. This latte is very robusta. You see. So would you have a problem with La Pacino? You see the car in front of you and the lady reaches and gives him a cup of coffee and then reaches back in and you can see that she's wearing a bikini or naked topless and gives a guy a handy. Would that be a problem? Oh, geez. I mean I wouldn't like it because I'd be waiting in line. Right? That's. That's not. That's not what she's doing. She's just naked. Well, it sounds like it is to me. They've got to do something. Strip club. A strip club. You automatically get of handy. That's assumed. No, just a good. The good strip club. I thought we were emphasizing the how coffee was good for you for so you don't get dementia. Yeah. If you go to this place. I remember what those are for. Let me latch onto that baby. Okay. Latch on. Thank you very much. Well, we're going to. Don't throw that at me. We're going to eventually return to these wonderful, wonderful O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And remember, everybody, have a nice life. This is the Bob and Tom Show. 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