The BOB & TOM Show - February 11, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – Episode Summary

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: February 11, 2026
Episode: The BOB & TOM Show - February 11, 2026
Hosts & Regulars: Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay, Jessica Alsman
Guest: Comedian Jeff Rothban

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the show's trademark blend of sharp comedy, banter about daily inconveniences, lively discussions on modern technology, sports updates (notably the ongoing Olympics), memorable listener interactions, and irreverent takes on news and pop culture. The recurring theme is the surreal hassles and absurdities of modern life – from password overload and digital tickets to awkward parenting moments and Olympic oddities.

The crew navigates everything from lost sleep at swim meets, gripes about passwords and scams, tales of cheap circuses, sports controversies, and the pitfalls of modern dating and relationships—always with a sharp punchline and the show's familiar mix of voices and perspectives.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Childhood Stories & Cheap Circus Memories

[00:21 – 02:45]

• Jeff Rothban shares stories of his humble Canadian upbringing, including being taken to "Bob Circus" instead of the fancy Barnum and Bailey.
• Quotes:
  • "He ended up taking us to this Bob Circus... it was in a mall parking lot, and what a difference!" – Josh Arnold [00:55]
  • "They had things like... the world's largest midgets." – Josh Arnold [01:03]
  • The gang riffs on the absurdity and spectacle of low-rent entertainment.

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2. Modern Parenthood Woes: Swim Meet and Digital Ticketing Hell

[03:16 – 06:13, 17:19 – 20:24]

• Tom Griswold recounts his frustration attending his daughter’s swim meet: malfunctioning signage, admission charges at public schools, having to use QR codes, and endless online forms requiring new passwords.
• The crew bemoans the proliferation of password requirements, login fatigue, and convoluted digital systems for simple tasks.
• Quotes:
  • "I've got to start carrying cash again." – Tom Griswold [04:33]
  • "I'm so sick of anything that needs a password or Wi-Fi. For God's sake, could we simplify life a little bit?" – Tom Griswold [05:15]
  • "You can't just get into something because you've got to join yet another club." – Tom Griswold [19:47]

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3. Ranting About Password Overload, Captchas, and Tech Annoyances

[05:29 – 06:29, 17:19 – 22:29, 38:01]

• Wide-ranging commentary on the relentless increase in password needs, security features, QR-code prompts, and infuriating CAPTCHA tests.
• The group swaps tales of ever-more irritating digital “security”: “click all the bicycle squares,” “include a special character—but not that one,” etc.
• Quotes:
  • "I heard an interview with a guy yesterday that said he had 300 things he used that needed a password. 300." – Tom Griswold [18:22]
  • "Your username or password is not correct. Well, which one?" – Tom Griswold [17:46]
  • "Now I just use the F word followed by the word you. That’s my username." – Tom Griswold [17:37]
  • "There should be a club you can join where you waive all that." – Tom Griswold [18:11]
• Humor about creative Wi-Fi names and "fantasy password" strategies:
  • "The best Wi-Fi name I ever heard was 'Tell my Wi-Fi lover I was so jealous.'" – Josh Arnold [21:29]

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4. Scams, Billing Surprises, and Hospital Charges

[06:31 – 11:02]

• Stories of increasingly sophisticated (and ridiculous) phone/online scams, and how easy it is to impersonate institutions or trick the unwary.
• Josh Arnold describes receiving a bill for a failed blood test:
  • "They were charging me a $10 puncture fee for puncturing you in the process." – Josh Arnold [08:34]

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5. Listener Letters and Classic BOB & TOM Banter

[24:42 – 29:32, 41:19 – 44:48]

• Listeners chime in with thoughts on classic show moments ("have a nice life"), comical commentary, and trivia (e.g., Lucky Charms’ origins, alphabet cereal antics).
• Quote:
  • "Remember when our driver’s license number was our Social Security Number? Remember?" – Chick McGee [10:03]
• Engaging trivia:
  • "Lucky Charms were created by combining what existing cereal and popular candy in 1964?” – Kevin from Kansas City [28:28]

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6. Odd Food Pairings and Snoring Stories

[40:13 – 42:09]

• The group discusses unique food combos (grilled cheese with grape jelly, peanut butter & bacon sandwiches), sparking laughs and surprise.
• Listeners report on family members with legendary snoring, leading to funny anecdotes about tent camping and restless vacations.

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7. Sports News: Olympics, Super Bowl, Mascots, & Sideline Reporters

Olympic Highlights

[13:34, 60:35 – 70:51]

• Praise for technological advances in Olympic coverage (drone shots, sophisticated camerawork).
• Detailed updates on Olympic events—luge, curling, women’s hockey’s dominance, and individual athlete success.
• Lightly irreverent sports news: mistaken “penguin” camouflage by Russian soldiers, cheating/romance scandal by a Norwegian medalist, ski jumpers with a fear of heights.
• Quotes:
  • "Every Olympics, there’s always the same thing: typically, the mascot scandal." – Tom Griswold [13:49]
• The team riffs on the difficulty of understanding cross-country skiing and the history of famous Olympic mascots.
• Mascot Segment:
  • Stoats (weasel-like creatures) are this year’s Olympic mascots and already sold out.
  • AI-generated mascot images, and jokes about their cuteness (or lack thereof).

Super Bowl Viewership & Commentary

[47:48 – 52:59]

• Discussion of the near record-breaking Super Bowl viewership figures, halftime shows, and how audience numbers may differ due to party viewing.
• Impromptu reflections on tradition (charging for entry at high school sports), NIL deals for college athletes, and the NFL's professionalization of college sports.

Sideline Reporters Critique

[42:12 – 43:41]

• Listener and host gripes about the superficiality of sideline reporting:
  • "Nothing of any significance has ever been reported from a reporter stopping a coach hurrying to his team in the locker room at halftime." – Chick McGee [42:12]

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8. Relationship Talk & “Sexy Time” Advice with Allie Breen

[136:51 – 153:11]
The recurring “Sexy Time” segment with comedian Allie Breen returns, featuring letters on:

• Early marriage proposals & exes’ nudes
• Jealousy over wedding invites with friends of the opposite sex
• Roommate drama with dogs and boundaries in bed
• Longer-term “hookup” relationships turning exclusive
• Weight loss journeys & mismatched libidos leading to marital strain

Memorable moments:

• "The back door only opens if it’s only you. I'm dealing with something like that." – Jessica Alsman [145:05]
• "Clothes pin that loose skin behind your back and get busy." – Josh Arnold [148:04]
• “Our hookups have become freakier... but only if we’re exclusive.” – Letter paraphrase

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9. Grooming, Manhood, and Modern Male Beauty

[157:51 – 160:09]

• Survey says: 70% of men pay more attention to grooming than five years ago, motivated primarily by self-confidence and attractiveness.
• Lively debate on grey hair, Just for Men dye, and “aging gracefully.”
• Quotes:
  • "You guys in this room have just aged beautifully. All of you." – Jess Hooker [159:52]

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10. Odd News: From Smart Underwear to Mistaken Funeral Feasts

• Researchers invent “smart underwear” to measure flatulence for medical reasons. Ace Cosby is lightly roasted, drawing on an earlier discussion that strong farts destroyed his underwear.
• Quote:
  • "Ace Cosby says his boxers have been ruined by his gas. They are full of holes and shredded..." – Pat Godwin (song) [127:05]
• Group of tourists attends a funeral in Thailand, thinking it’s a food festival. The hosts welcome them anyway.
• Poll reveals most people keep strange items in their cars; discussion follows about everyone’s own vehicle oddities (bowling shoes, gym bags, peanut butter jar, old Halloween decorations, a fake leg).

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11. Recurring Jokes & End-of-Show Catchphrases

• “Have a nice day and a nice life” becomes a running joke, both sincere and sarcastic—a nod to Tom’s infamous sign-off.
• Nonlinear callbacks and playful ribbing keep the show’s chemistry bubbling.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “He ended up taking us to this Bob Circus…” – Josh Arnold [00:55]
• "I've got to start carrying cash again." – Tom Griswold [04:33]
• "I'm so sick of anything that needs a password or Wi-Fi. For God's sake, just could we simplify life a little bit?" – Tom Griswold [05:15]
• "I heard an interview with a guy yesterday that said he had 300 things he used that needed a password. 300." – Tom Griswold [18:22]
• "You farted a hole in your underwear." – Jess Hooker [126:32]
• “That’s the best Wi-Fi name I ever heard—‘Tell my Wi-Fi lover, I was so jealous.’” – Josh Arnold [21:29]
• “Nothing of any significance has ever been reported from a reporter stopping a coach…” – Chick McGee [42:12]
• “The back door only opens if it’s only you.” – Jessica Alsman [145:05]
• “Clothes pin that loose skin behind your back and get busy.” – Josh Arnold [148:04]
• “You guys in this room have just aged beautifully. All of you.” – Jess Hooker [159:52]

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Important Timestamps

• 00:21 – 02:45: Childhood stories & cheap circus memories
• 03:16 – 06:13, 17:19 – 20:24: Tom’s swim meet rant, digital ticketing/QR code complaints
• 06:31 – 11:02: Tech annoyances, scams, medical billing follies
• 24:42 – 29:32, 41:19 – 44:48: Listener letters, trivia, classic banter
• 40:13 – 42:09: Food combos, snoring stories
• 47:48 – 52:59: Super Bowl, viewing habits, halftime shows
• 60:35 – 70:51: Olympics highlights, mascot talk
• 136:51 – 153:11: Sexy Time with Allie Breen (relationship advice, listener drama)
• 157:51 – 160:09: Grooming trends among men, aging, dye debates
• 127:05: “Flatulence destroyed my underwear” song

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a whirlwind of cultural gripes, affectionate mockery, weird news, and “ordinary life is absurd” observations. The crew’s strong chemistry makes even the silliest detours and rants feel engaging, and "Sexy Time" continues to provide fun, candid (and sometimes risqué) relationship talk. Listeners who appreciate classic Bob & Tom will find this a satisfying, laughter-filled ride.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Jeff Rothban here in the studio with us.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning, Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight's show, veteran.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Let's go back. We like to. Like to, you know, find out about you as a little boy up there in Canada. How'd that go?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was all right. We didn't have a lot of money growing up. You know, every comedian says that, but I really mean it. We. I remember one time. This is absolutely true. When I was a kid, all these other kids got to go to the Barnum and Bailey Circus. And I remember begging my dad, please, I want to go. All the other kids are going. He said, no, we just can't afford it. Tickets are expensive.

[Chick McGee]

He ended up taking us to this Bob Circus.

[Josh Arnold]

It was actually called. No, this is true.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Circus.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it was in a mall parking lot. And what a difference. When you go to a cheap circus.

[Chick McGee]

They had things like.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember the guy yelling. And now huge midgets.

[Tom Griswold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is that? They stand 5, 10.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

There.

[Josh Arnold]

Rang from 5, 8 to 6, 2.

[Tom Griswold]

The world's largest midgets.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at them. Look at the size of these guys. Bunch of K guys walking around.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a cheap circus.

[Josh Arnold]

It was the worst.

[Tom Griswold]

That was one after another. Bob's Circus.

[Chick McGee]

It was Bob coming to a parking lot near you. I like it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was just one after another. The. The bearded man.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell is that?

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like they were just making it up on the spot. And we all just sat there stunned. You know, you couldn't believe it.

[Show Announcer]

They had.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they actually had the talking mu.

[Chick McGee]

Dad, what the hell is this? How does he do it?

[Josh Arnold]

He's amazing. He's a mute, yet he speaks. We go. We go home. My dad made us sit through the whole thing. It was the worst circus. We had to sit there. My dad said, I'd pay for this. You're gonna sit through the circus and watch? And I think they had. What else? Oh, they had the. The world's first stripless zebra.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Yahoo.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Little Olympic celebration.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to start it off, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Got the gold.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

You seem a little gruntled or disgruntled or.

[Tom Griswold]

I was a little tired. Long day yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I could tell something. Something happened. What? Were you inconvenienced? What?

[Jess Hooker]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You.

[Chick McGee]

You're wearing it like. Okay. You're wearing it like a cheap suit. What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

I went to my daughter's swim meet.

[Chick McGee]

How old is she, may I ask?

[Tom Griswold]

Thirteen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful pool, great school. The sign points the wrong way. That's a different story. You walk in this massive school and follow the signs to the pool, and it's not there. I was later informed it's a new pool. They haven't switched the signs around. If you happen to be a visitor to the school, good luck. But. Well, then you go to get in. And it was a six bucks, which I'm happy to pay. I didn't have. I didn't have any cash.

[Chick McGee]

They're charging for swim meets now.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. They charge for everything.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Parents of the kids. Take a play.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not fine.

[Chick McGee]

It's not fine. It's not fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't just give them a credit card. You have to join. This whole thing, which involves. You've got to create a password. I. It was literally standing there for more than 10 minutes trying to join. You know, you've got to have a semen stain from the head of the NCAA or something. Takes forever. All I want to. I've got to go. I've got to start carrying cash again.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So you could have shortcut.

[Jess Hooker]

Some of them don't even take cash. You have to. Venmo.

[Tom Griswold]

Or this one. You could. You had to.

[Chick McGee]

I was at a.

[Tom Griswold]

You had to get a QR code thing. And then you have to join. You've got to create a password.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have flipped over the table. You're not charging me to watch my kid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Swim.

[Chick McGee]

You should be paying me.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I pay tuition here. I believe you do.

[Tom Griswold]

This was at a public school. I just pay taxes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a little.

[Tom Griswold]

My kids don't use.

[Josh Arnold]

What was your kid doing swimming in a public school? I know you. I know you and your family.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that water. Well, they're.

[Chick McGee]

I have the answer. I had. Were you slumming, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I did have some concerns for a number of reasons, but you had. You have to. I. I'm so sick of anything that needs a password or WI fi. For God's sake. Just. Could we simplify life a little bit?

[Chick McGee]

At the risk of drawing your ire, I found that they. They kind of streamlined. If you forgot your password, they just send you a quick text with a Number. And then you put the code in and you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're good to go when you have to create one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it's always. You can't have contiguous. What is it now? You can't have like numbers that are in order. You can't have XYZ and some of that.

[Jess Hooker]

True.

[Tom Griswold]

Depends. They're all different. So some of them.

[Chick McGee]

Some of the special character.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to have a special character. I did one the other day where you can't have a special care.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

And then those we were captcha where you check the boxes that have a traffic light.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The pressure's on. I'm not a good test taker, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Click the squares of the bicycle. Does this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this part of my tire bar?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a handlebar or is that a dildo from a porno movie?

[Chick McGee]

There's a slice of a bike basket. What does this mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Do I have to count that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think you do.

[Josh Arnold]

The traffic light. Do I count the pole?

[Chick McGee]

Son of a.

[Tom Griswold]

But I get it because there's so many scams out there. A friend of mine got his wife got almost nailed with a new scam. Someone called up and said they were from the FBI and I had my.

[Josh Arnold]

Voice down and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

And they texted a picture of this guy holding a badge. And it involved going to a bank. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

The guy texted a picture of him holding a bag, but it's obviously a.

[Tom Griswold]

Picture of his next door neighbor mowing his lawn or something. It was really kept him on the phone. And then they had to go to a bank and withdraw cash because the. The thing was, they were allegedly trying to.

[Jess Hooker]

This. This is crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Allegedly trying to find a corrupt teller.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a. It was a picture of David Duchovny from X Files.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me, is that true? I hope so much that no.

[Jess Hooker]

But they. They made her think that she was in on. On catching this corrupt teller.

[Chick McGee]

And oh my God. Wild.

[Tom Griswold]

She fell hook lines. This person happens to be disabled. It's unbelievable. What.

[Chick McGee]

What is out just yesterday afternoon that said, you know, caller id. Everything's caller id. It says Chase Bank. And I'm like, how do they do? And it wasn't. I called Chase bank immediately and go, we. We. We don't call you like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I had the exact same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's like, how do they.

[Josh Arnold]

How are they bill yesterday for $10. All right. So I had to give blood. I had to. If they wanted to do some blood tests.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're. You're a sick man.

[Josh Arnold]

And yes, it came back. They couldn't do the blood test, and they charged me $435 for it.

[Chick McGee]

So it's $435 for nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I said, what do you mean you couldn't do the blood test? They're like, well, something went wrong or whatever. I go, okay, so I get the $435 back. They said, yes, and I got it refunded. Okay, well, yesterday. This was a couple weeks ago. Yesterday, I get a message saying I owe $10.

[Tom Griswold]

For what?

[Josh Arnold]

And I called and I go, I don't understand what this $10 is for. Because I was refunded the money for the blood test that went wrong. So I thought maybe it was a scam, you know what I mean? And it wasn't. They were charging me a $10 puncture.

[Chick McGee]

Fee for puncturing you in the process.

[Pat Godwin]

Messing up their blood, taking blood.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to do with the blood test. They charge you $10 just to stick you with the needle. I almost. Wow, drove over there.

[Chick McGee]

The audio equivalent of tipping the table.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't worry. If you don't pay it, then you'll have a collection agency, and then your rating will plummet.

[Chick McGee]

Those hospitals do. They must. There must be a collection agency in the back of the hospital. They get on it, man. Right away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've had one. And I. I couldn't figure it out because I paid all the bills, and it turned out they had transposed two of the numbers in my address.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I finally got. I said, wait, where are you sending these bills? And they. Right. I said, that's. That's not right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a difference between street, boulevard, and Avenue.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, I run into this. There's a difference between court, C O U R T and C T. Period.

[Josh Arnold]

No, there shouldn't be.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow, that's. That's annoying.

[Chick McGee]

I'll order stuff. And they. Would you like to use that address or this suggested address?

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Suggested address is O U R T. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that always has the longer zip code. All right, I'm not going to memorize that. It's taken me 40 years to memorize. The one where I live, that's the only one I've got.

[Chick McGee]

I live there 10 years. I'm just getting it down.

[Tom Griswold]

It's also my password for everything. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Easy. Remember when our driver's license. Our driver's license number was our Social Security number? Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

I do remember those days.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My first license. That was the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Same whenever I can't remember, I just go to the dark web and grab it.

[Chick McGee]

Look yourself up. Oh, here I am. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyways, I would just like to suggest to various athletic departments that you make it a little bit easier. I'm happy to pay. It's a great, great pool. But for God's sake, I really am out of passwords.

[Chick McGee]

Man. The old guy in the room. I didn't pay anything for football.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, baseball, basketball games are 10 or 12 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember all your. Remember all the money has to go to Nil so they can pay college kids $40 million to go. Go to school and not pay tuition. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know the college teams, now that's, that's a big damn deal. They're all hiring general managers. So they're basically modeling, modeling their programs after the NFL teams. So they have to keep an eye on the bottom line and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, speaking of the bottom line, the clock officially ticket. And we've got only a handful of hours left. Steven Singer Jewelers, Stephen is saying today, free shipping. If you wanted to arrive in time for Valentine's Day, free shipping, you're gonna probably have to do it today before 2pm Eastern time. That's the official deadline. Only got a handful of days. Of course, Valentine's Day is this Saturday. Now, Steven Singer Jewelers has a number of things that can brighten up your sweetie. For example, right over there. Oh, we got a couple of them. There's one over there too. I'm talking about the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose. 89 bucks for one of these babies. Comes in a beautiful box. Stephen's signature gift box. And of course, it's guaranteed for life. As usual, Stephen's also famous for diamonds. But let me talk about the rose for just a second. They call it the sunset rose because of the beautiful color on the. On the petals. Kind of a gradient. Is that the word I'm looking for? It's sort of a sunset feel. And like I said, bracelets, including Ellen necklaces. There's the at last bracelet. That may be the best deal out there. That is gorgeous. And of course, real diamonds. Now if you're really going all out. Fellas, ladies, pay attention. Engagement rings. Steven Singer is the man. This is the specialty. This is what he's known for. Maybe the engagement ring, maybe the time could be this Saturday. It doesn't matter if you're going to a fancy restaurant or making your own spaghetti or going to White Castle. It's all about the diamonds, fellas. Ladies, you hearing me? I hate stevensinger.com. that seems like an odd place to go, but that's how you'll find in a place to take a look at the inventory. Stephen Singer's a great guy. He's a dog guy. He's got the beautiful dog, Buddy, the rescue dog. I had a portrait of Buddy painted for Stephen last year. Did you see that?

[Chick McGee]

I did not see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a friend of mine's an artist that she does great dog work. Hey, can you do this doggy? Such a sweet little guy.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to leave that man alone.

[Chick McGee]

He really does want his space. You left dinner last time and he said, what is with that guy? I'm having nightmares about him.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I could do a little quiz here and ask you if you remember the name of Steven's parents.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I wrote it down. Letitia and Wolfgang, very close.

[Tom Griswold]

Steven Singer jewelers today before 2:00 Eastern Time. You hearing me on this? I hate stevensinger.com. don't let me down, fellas. I don't want to get a letter Monday going, I can't believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to go under a bridge and buy some roses that puked before.

[Chick McGee]

I even gave them to tell them. Tom, get in their face.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, you don't. Now, when we return, we have a great news day today. Very excited about all kinds of cool.

[Chick McGee]

Stuff and sports day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Great stuff at the Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and true love, ladies and gentlemen, at the Olympics.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you've got. If you haven't watched at all, even if you're not interested in some of the sporting events, the coverage is unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

That drone thing. They've got the drone thing on the cameras. God, the drone on the luge and the downhill skiing and the. You hear it? I'm on the skis.

[Tom Griswold]

And the skill level of these athletes. I found myself watching an hour's worth of figure skating yesterday. It's just great. These athletes are amazing. Anyways, we've got some cool news out of the Olympics. And of course, every Olympics, there's always the same thing. Typically, the mascot scandal will be getting to that. And Ace, we have a story just for you today. You're going to be extremely excited. It does not involve kiss. It does not involve the Las Vegas Raiders. But I'm not going to tell you what it involves, but you'll be probably annoyed you know what it involves. Okay, you figured it out.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a song coming up from Mr. Godwin right over there. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Going online without Express VPN is like printing your Social Security number on your business card. You're just putting way too much personal information out into the world. Why would you take that risk?

[Jess Hooker]

Every time you connect to an unencrypted network in cafes, hotels, airports, et cetera, your online data is not secure. Any hacker on the same network can gain access to and steal your personal data like passwords, bank logins, credit card details and more.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it doesn't take much technical knowledge to hack someone. Any hacker on the same network can gain access to and steal your personal data. This is why you need Express VPN.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

One of our staff members signed up for ExpressVPN because they had an identity theft scare when they were shopping online. Their kids were accessing the Internet and they wanted to be cautious about their privacy.

[Tom Griswold]

ExpressVPN plans start at just $3.49 a month. That's only 12 cents a day. It would take a hacker with a supercomputer over a billion years to get past ExpressVPN's encryption. And ExpressVPN works on all devices, phones, laptops, tablets and more. So you can stay secure on the go. Secure your online data today by visiting ExpressVPN.com BobandTom that's E-P-R-E-S-S V P N.com BobandTom to find out how you can get up to four extra months. Once again, it's ExpressVPN.com BobandTom thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. And thank you. Yes, in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There is Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Having a good time over there reading some.

[Josh Arnold]

Some entertaining letters?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, we got some good ones this morning. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man, I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom. Hello, buddy. One more thing, okay. When you have to about computer technology.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Yesterday I tried to go to a swim meet and I had to know join some ridiculous ticket organization in order to get in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't just give them username. This is starting to irritate me.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you prefer when it's your email. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. Now I just use the F word followed by the word you. That's my username. I know.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your f username.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because then.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you. You. You feels it like a month from now, I'll have to go somewhere else. It'll be the same thing, and they'll go, you. You fill it out and then it goes. Your username or password is not correct. Well, which one? Okay, which username did I. Did I use? Tom that I use? Thomas, that I use my email? It's really getting ridiculous. I can't stand it any longer. There should be a club you can join where you waive all that.

[Chick McGee]

You should look on the bright side, though. You've really done pretty well for quite a long time. You're. You're way over the over under that we had picked of you lasting.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard an interview with a guy yesterday that said he had 300 things he used that needed a password. 300.

[Jess Hooker]

That's too many.

[Chick McGee]

I. I don't think I could count. Could you count how many. Pass. How many different accounts you need for password? I mean, no, I.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's almost just every.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In a way, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything is your television set of the thing where the QR code comes. You turn it on, and all of a sudden.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's the. Easy.

[Tom Griswold]

You're trying. You're trying to get to a. Oh, the game's almost over. You turn it on, the QR code thing comes up and you take a.

[Chick McGee]

Picture of it, and boom, you're on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. That's convenient. Why can't it just turn on? I don't understand it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, your TV has been that way for a long time. You have to have it, let it warm up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

And it's still that way.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a kid, my TV turned on faster than the thing I've got now.

[Josh Arnold]

There were things that were better. Yeah. I mean, in a way, yeah. I think cash is better than a lot of these other things.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what I would do if people didn't accept cards anymore. If we had to go back to cash. I don't know if I could. I don't know if I could handle that.

[Tom Griswold]

I can take a couple places that are cash only.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know places, man.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, when you see that, you say to yourself, I wonder if the IRS has been in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if they're cash Only.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's. I mean, come on. And most places. A lot of places now are charging you the fee they pay for the credit card.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is fine. I get it.

[Chick McGee]

Extra percentage or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it's just becoming irritating when you can't just get into something because you've got to join yet another club and. Doesn't your. Didn't you tell me your refrigerator has a password? Yeah, yeah, that's ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

But you don't have to plug. You don't have to type it in every time you want to open the fridge.

[Chick McGee]

No, certainly not.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just.

[Chick McGee]

But I can. Yeah. It's quite the process.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, man, I just wanted a Pepsi.

[Chick McGee]

It lends itself to a weight loss program, I can tell you that. No. Yeah. I could turn my refrigerator on or off right here from my phone right now if I want you to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Handy to turn it off. That way your freezer could fall while you're gone.

[Chick McGee]

That's a possibility.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to call someone to mop it up. Why would you want to turn your refrigerator off remotely?

[Chick McGee]

Let's say you're out of town and you lose power. And it's already off.

[Tom Griswold]

If you lose power.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, Tom. I don't know anything. All I know is I need to agree with you more.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a fair question. I know my car has an app that I've never used and don't know a password for.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how. I don't know how you drive your car without being a member of their. Their club and being on the app.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It starts, it goes. I'm cool with it.

[Jess Hooker]

The last time we had to change our password for here, I just made full tech. Mine was, I hate it here and I never forgot it.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd like to know. I really can't ask people to send us their passwords.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm sure people. Some people probably have pretty good ones.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. No, it wasn't a password. It was named for a wi fi network. FBI van or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

That is the best one I ever heard was tell my WI fi lover I was. So when I heard it, I went, oh, dude, if only I had thought of that.

[Chick McGee]

It's WI fi names and fantasy sports names. Those are the best.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if. I mean, you don't use the same password for everything, do you?

[Jess Hooker]

No. I have three that I rotate. Yeah, that change. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I just got a thing from one of the organizations that I. And it says this password's been compromised. Change it immediately.

[Chick McGee]

I don't buy that. I, I get that all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had. Yeah, exactly. That's an extra warning, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

And I would like. I mentioned this once before, when you get that, you get the spam calls, which I get now all day long. And you hit the button that says report spam. Does that do anything?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, it makes me feel better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got a feeling that just is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's like.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think that really does.

[Jess Hooker]

Has anyone applied for that seventy thousand dollar loan and it only cost two hundred a month?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, it's a good deal.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The weird part was I had to pay them 5,000 up front. Can you explain how that works?

[Chick McGee]

I keep waiting them out. I want it to go up over a hundred. Then we'll see what they're making.

[Tom Griswold]

This once, good friend of mine got this one, she got a phone call and they, they said, I'm calling on behalf of the, the federal jury duty. Oh, yeah, that you, you, you received a letter, you were called for federal jury duty, which I don't believe is even a thing. But anyways, she thought she'd go and they, you know, you're going to be fined $5,000 for not. She goes, what?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, you received a letter? I don't know. I don't remember getting it. She was on her way to do the money transfer when her husband said, wait a minute, what are you doing?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a scam. They were so at this point everything is a scam. I don't know what to believe.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, who answers their phone? That's what I want to know. Who's answering their phone numbers? You don't know?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's some, There's a bunch of people in a building somewhere that they call 500 people. And finally they get one often disabled or elderly person that, oh my God, again. You know, my solution is we catch them and we burn them at the stake on live television. I will set the fire and pour the gasoline on them. Happy to do it. Oh, you're abusing elderly people. I'm sorry. We're going to burn you.

[Chick McGee]

I think I told you this before. I had a, I received a letter in the snail mail telling me that my, my refuse truck. I don't own a refuse Truck?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The licensing and the dumping privileges for my refuse truck at the local dump are going to be revoked if I didn't pay them $295 by the 15th of the month. I don't. I don't know. Even though I forget where the dump is, I think it's over on the side. I forget. I. I don't have a truck. I don't have refuse. I don't. Yeah, It's. It's just stunning.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just weird. You think they do some research because if they had said your broadcasting license look twice. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you're going to be a con man, be a decent.

[Tom Griswold]

Put a little effort into man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. It's time to get to our letters. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Bob and Tom program featuring your letters.

[Chick McGee]

Bob [e-mail]. that's how you get to us. And believe me, you send us letters, you get to us.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, we did post a photograph of me wearing Kelly's shower cap.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh, I'm gonna have to.

[Chick McGee]

Is that real?

[Pat Godwin]

That's crazier than I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Again, the story was the other night. I've started to shower before I go to bed so I don't have to waste time in the morning getting my hair what little I have. Getting it wet in any event. But I put a shower cap on. Kelly has a girly shower cap because I don't want to go to bed with wet hair. And on the pillow.

[Chick McGee]

No. That is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's. That's Jemima.

[Chick McGee]

That is amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

That's how they tie, though.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely they do. I thought it was just a cap.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they were like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go. It does look good. You really can't. It's kind of a bow.

[Chick McGee]

It is a great time to be alive.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this, Tom. Do you know anything about birthing babies?

[Tom Griswold]

It does have that. It does have that feel.

[Chick McGee]

What was it like working with Vivian Lee? Was she real pain in the butt?

[Josh Arnold]

You can't wear that. Silly man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I forget. The point of the story was the girls were watching TV in the other room, and I got in the shower and I don't know why. Kelly, she came in and she opens the glass door and frosted over, but she. With steam, she opens the door.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, now you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you wearing my shower cap?

[Chick McGee]

You know that there's no reason you can tell us why you really wore the shower cap. You said it's because you don't want to get your hair wet, but guys can dry their hair with a towel. It's not that big a deal. You wore that shower cap to feel pretty and that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I walked into the walk in closet and. Yeah, and posed briefly after tucking my male member.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I look, I'd be a nice looking girl. Of course I did.

[Chick McGee]

This is a safe place. You're among friends.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm awfully flat chested for.

[Chick McGee]

That's okay. We can augment.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Where do you find that photograph of me?

[Chick McGee]

Is it Bob and Tom? Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to unblock that account all over social media.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Chick, you got a letter?

[Chick McGee]

I do. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is just a personal thank you to the legend dot, dot, dot, Tom. Now every time I end an account and I end an encounter with a person I know or even a stranger, I will now from this moment on say, well, have a nice life. Hoping to brighten up their day, knowing that I hope their life will be great no matter what or how long or short it might be.

[Tom Griswold]

That may or may not have happened yesterday on the show.

[Chick McGee]

That's CJ from Bloomington.

[Tom Griswold]

Rather lengthy hunk of. Of something. Yeah, that probably wasn't very nice.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was like, we'll all remember where we were when that happened. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Good to have you back, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Tom has been waiting for his audience and is ready to rerun all of last week's jokes. So get ready, Josh. Chick, this for you next time Tom goes into one of his grand pontification sessions. A line that really shuts people down goes like this. Yes, Tom, that makes sense if you don't think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a smart aleck. This is for Chrissy. I'll remind her when she gets back. I was in Lake Como four months ago. Most beautiful place in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of the stops on Christie's trip to Italy. For more information, go to the Bob and Tom website.

[Chick McGee]

And this might be a new feature, a listener trivia. Oh, let's see. Kevin from Kansas City asked this question. Lucky Charms were created by combining what existing cereal and popular candy in 1964?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a good question. No idea.

[Chick McGee]

The popular candy is circus peanuts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know. He doesn't answer. What cereal was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Alphabets or something?

[Chick McGee]

It might have been.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, alphabets. Was that old? Because that's absolutely. Alphabets.

[Chick McGee]

Alphabets is real old.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'M a big cereal person. I never ever even wanted to try looking charms.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea about the circus.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never tasted delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

They're better than circus peanuts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they are.

[Chick McGee]

Are they?

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have the same flavor as circus peanuts.

[Chick McGee]

Are they fresher?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I can't say they're fresher.

[Jess Hooker]

You can order like a 20 pound bag of just the Lucky Charms marshmallows.

[Chick McGee]

You can.

[Josh Arnold]

They just taste different than circus peanuts. Yeah, they do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you guys ever spell dirty words in your alphabets?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Did your mom guess it was just me. You didn't do it for any mom, did you?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Well, no, not purpose, but we have a lot of cereal news all the time. In fact, the big story at the super bowl, one of the commercials was that Raisin Bran commercial with William Shatner talking about regularity and the importance of eating your bran and your raisins and your dookie. This is an obscure one, Pat. I probably should have run this by you, but this comes to us from Gin. She spells it J, Y, N. Pronounces it Gin. She lives in Neenah, Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that near Pinta? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's Nina. No, no, I'm sorry. It's the Tri Cities in Santa Maria, Neh. Is that where the Nina foundry is that makes the.

[Chick McGee]

I do not know.

[Jess Hooker]

What do they make?

[Tom Griswold]

The caps you put on sewers? What are those called?

[Jess Hooker]

Sewer caps.

[Josh Arnold]

Like manhole covers.

[Tom Griswold]

Manhole. Thank you very much. Aren't they called person hole covers now?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they have to.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always called condoms manhole covers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever on a date with my manhole?

[Chick McGee]

Ever on a date with the first girl and you look over at her, you go. I'm going to run into the drugstore. I'll get some rubbers. I'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

That's never happened to me.

[Chick McGee]

And when you come back, she's still there? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

That's a cinch.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad about a happy ending?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom, show writes. Gin. You mentioned the Gabor sisters. I believe it was. Was it Zsa Zsa Gabor's birthday or something?

[Chick McGee]

That just crystallizes our entire show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You mentioned the Gabor sisters.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have no doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's. What is it like Dagmar?

[Chick McGee]

Dagmar, Eva and Jaja.

[Tom Griswold]

Ava is the one in green egg punched a cop or something.

[Chick McGee]

Dagmar is on the down low. You don't hear from much from her.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of them apparently was one of Hollywood's most well known whores. Apparently. Just I think it was down with everybody.

[Chick McGee]

She tried to bed Merv Griffin.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a tough. Yeah, that's a quick sodic, they call it.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna swinging for those windmills.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna need some duct tape and a popsicle stick to get that thing up. Pat sang a song several years ago. I believe it was called Useless Information. Pat makes a reference to the Gabor sisters. Pat, can you please sing that? Dig it up from the archives.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna have to go into the archives. I remember the song. I don't remember the Gabor sisters reference, but I remember liking the song. But it could be in the other computer. I've looked in this one. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You have two computers.

[Josh Arnold]

I have two songs. The man she's just.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I always think I'm always right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing. Well, thank you, Jen.

[Chick McGee]

Always.

[Tom Griswold]

Certainly appreciate it. And let me know if. If. If that's where they. If the Nina Foundry. If that's where it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I have a very short letter from Jennifer and she says please stop talking about sex stuff on the air.

[Chick McGee]

What? That's all it says.

[Josh Arnold]

There are plenty of other radio shows.

[Jess Hooker]

You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't read that letter on a Wednesday because Allie Breen and Sexy Time are coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

Sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. It's a big day. And then we have a sex survey coming up today.

[Jess Hooker]

We do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We always.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a lot of news.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And isn't the most popular fetish feet? I think it's number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it really the problem?

[Josh Arnold]

It has to be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I dated a girl who had a foot fetish.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Every penis she encountered had to be a foot long.

[Tom Griswold]

So it was a short, short dating career, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Instead of slamming me, you could have just laughed.

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course I'm sorry. I could have said congratulations, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

To set up a joke. I've already written. I'm honest. Do later.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So you probably went out with her for a year or two. Being that you're so gifted.

[Chick McGee]

There you go again.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have just preferred this. Will. This is going to haunt you later on. It will involve your hospital stay. That's all I'm saying right now. I want to remind you this. This is the real Tom talking here. This is my favorite gift. I love this thing. It's called the aura frame. There's one right Behind Josh right now. And what it is, it's a. It's a picture frame. It's the size of a. More or less the size of a. What do you call this business?

[Josh Arnold]

Picture frame. It's the size of a picture.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean a piece of paper. Legal paper, whatever you call it. And anyways, the. The. Look at that picture of Chick McGee wearing a wig. That's so funny.

[Pat Godwin]

That's me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's Pat. Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you move that closer? I can't see that far. Yeah, there's a picture of my dog, Mr. Fletcher. That's a cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Sally Breen.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not tell Allie.

[Tom Griswold]

May need to get a. Hell, he may need to get a nose job.

[Chick McGee]

That is a snout, you know she's only gonna hear half of that.

[Josh Arnold]

That was not a shot at Allie. It was a shot of Tom's blindness.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at those pictures of Josh. That is a handsome man right there.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's the hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's me from the hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. The point is, as you can see or you can hear anyway, the pictures are rotating in the aura frame and you can load as many as you want in there. You could even put videos in there. This is so cool.

[Chick McGee]

What? How do they do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. The thing is, I put the. See, there's one of me skiing. Oh, wait a minute. It's me at Vail. But it's in the summer, not skiing. That's how much snow they have now, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

So confused.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. This is the real Chick McGee speaking in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Are you the real Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm the real Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Genuine Pat Godwin. Hello. That's him. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I am the real.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I've been singing Raspberry Beret all morning as if it were sung by the B52s.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, can we?

[Tom Griswold]

It's excellent.

[Chick McGee]

The Raspberry Beret. Like the kind you get in the second hand star raspberry B. My boss was Mr. McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

That's that B52s thing. Goes a little, goes a long way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Fred, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Fred.

[Josh Arnold]

When you see a painted sign at the side of the road says 15 miles to the love sh.

[Pat Godwin]

Than I like the ch box of money the way that he delivers that.

[Chick McGee]

So remember the days we spent a month tin roof rusted, trying to figure.

[Josh Arnold]

Out he's in a. He can get any women woman he wants.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know he can. Of course. So handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially when he dresses like Ethel Merman because he seems just like her. We were talking about passwords. Have you seen the. The cabbage meme?

[Chick McGee]

No. Oh, with the knees and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's called creating a password. Oh. The guy types in cabbage and then it goes. Sorry. The password must be more than eight characters. So he puts boiled cabbage. Sorry. The password must contain one numerical care character. One boiled cabbage. Sorry. The password cannot have blank spaces. Then the next one is 50 effing boiled cabbages all squished together. Sorry, the pastor mostly. At least one uppercase that just goes on with all the instructions, and it ends up with a very long password. Now I am getting really pissed off. 50 effing boiled cabbages shoved up your arse. And then it says. Sorry, that password is already in use.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was talking about the boiled cabbage. I got an email and a couple of my friends got. You're supposed to wrap cabbages around your knees to help with tendon pain.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And there's a picture of.

[Jess Hooker]

Is this a joke?

[Chick McGee]

No. With cabbages. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wait till he gets. Wait till he gets the SEC makes the second payment. And the second one involves a large cucumber up his butt. You'll realize you've been scammed.

[Jess Hooker]

You tuck cabbage leaves into your nursing bra to dry up milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it works if you're out of paper towels?

[Jess Hooker]

No. Like, there's something in the cabbage that's supposed to help dry up.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. I know. If you take a piece of potato, the skin, and put it on a wart, it'll. It'll get rid of the wart. Oh, you heard about that?

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard that. But do you know if it works?

[Chick McGee]

It worked on me.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

I had a giant wart on this side of my face. You can't even see it now, can you? No. Yeah, I put a potato on my face.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get back to our mailbag.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of food, here's a letter from Keith from Bardstown, Kentucky. Oh, they call it Bardstown because that's where William Shakespeare was born.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, the bar.

[Josh Arnold]

I was wondering if Josh or you know what this is for. Everybody has ever tried putting a little grape jelly on a grilled cheese sandwich. My dad always did this, growing up. I thought he was crazy. I tried it. It's pretty amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a fancy grilled cheese. You go to some restaurants, it's usually a preserve. Like a raspberry preserve?

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say a strawberry preserve.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have tried it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. It's delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah, There's a restaurant in Tampa that has that.

[Ali Breen]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

And Gruyere. Is that right? Gruyere?

[Chick McGee]

Could be.

[Josh Arnold]

I've not tried it, but it's delicious.

[Chick McGee]

I love this topic, though. Weird food. That doesn't sound good. That's absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad ate peanut butter and bacon sandwiches.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's supposed to be amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the same kind of a toasted thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut butter and bacon well, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

You got to put a banana on there, don't you? A couple slices of banana. That sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a variation, I suppose.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Might be a little bit odd. You were discussing a Dear Bob and Tom writes. Jim. You were discussing Tom's alleged snoring.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not alleged. He gets fan mail from airports.

[Tom Griswold]

My father snores so loud he's not allowed to sleep in our cabin on our yearly golf trip.

[Chick McGee]

Where's he at? Where does he sleep? Outside.

[Tom Griswold]

First year he offered to sleep in a tent. We said it can't be that bad. The next morning, we had to move his tent two campsites over.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I'm telling you, it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I snore anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that could possibly.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't think I snored anymore. And I was recently recorded.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Fell asleep in the middle of the day. Gave the family a real treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get. Can we get a hold of that recording?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have it. I'll send it to you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. Oh, good. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, any more letters over on the news?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I agree with Chicken. Nothing of any significance has ever been reported from a reporter stopping a coach hurrying to his team in the locker room at halftime. I will go further. Our letter writer says, tim from South Dakota, get rid of sideline reporters at college and NFL games. Whenever the play by play host sends it down to the sideline reporter, we get no usable info at all. Many times they're looking for a player injury update. Well, it looks like he hurt his leg. Now back to you, Jim. Yeah, we know. We just saw what that happened live on tv. Just once, I'd like to hear them report on something of substance. Anything. It appears that the injury is a compound fracture of the tibia. There's blood, tissue and tendons all over the field. His return is very questionable.

[Tom Griswold]

And doesn't my hair look nice? It's often very attractive.

[Chick McGee]

My main beef with it, it makes me uncomfortable when they stop the coach and you can tell he doesn't want to be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that has to be a contractual obligation.

[Chick McGee]

Must be some sort of money. Follow the money, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know that be better back in the day. Can you imagine talking to Bob Knight at halftime? Yikes. Man, they're about to put a nice statue of coach Knight, by the way. Yes, they are at assembly hall.

[Josh Arnold]

What's he throwing?

[Tom Griswold]

That was Josh.

[Chick McGee]

People. They would love a statue of him throwing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that would be that.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, you know something that would be great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You know how many people claim to have that chair?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, gosh. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See that. That's the chair night through.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be. That would be quite the collectible if it existed. Jimmy or says the collection would have had it. Yes, that would have. That would have been an absolute lock for him. Here's Ringo's drums. Jerry Garcia's tiger guitar. Oh, and there's the Jer Bob knife.

[Josh Arnold]

And wouldn't you rig it up so it looked like it was flying through the air?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, that would be great. Now, coming up, we have a bunch of really cool stuff in the world of sports and news today.

[Chick McGee]

And True Love from the Olympics.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And an odd story about airline flights that I don't quite understand how this happened, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

A big fan, but it did. And a story just for Ace that doesn't involve the band Kiss and doesn't involve the. I almost said Oakland Raiders. Sorry. Doesn't involve the Las Vegas Raiders. Two of his favorite things. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. She's at the News center wearing her Vince Garaldi T shirt. Very nice. It's. I believe. Who is that? Sally. And those are two of the dancers at the Christmas party. Yeah. I don't know what their names are. I apologize. They're members of the Peanuts.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is that Linus?

[Josh Arnold]

It is not.

[Chick McGee]

It's not Linus.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. Is it Stan?

[Chick McGee]

It might be Stan. That's a good guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Something?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, Stan.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like there might be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? But I. I could be wrong.

[Chick McGee]

They're dancing to. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Jeff Oskar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning. Thank you very much. What's going on over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show, good morning from Lexington, Kentucky. Happy to bother you at work. Chick called the big game the Super Blah. I think a much better name would be the Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Is that something?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

And then he goes, I'll see myself out. How about that, huh? And I believe we have a. A picture of Tom and I watching a football game, because this was one of the number one topics. Or number one. Or one a. We. I just. This is Douglas from Cincinnati. I just got an idea for next year's super bowl chicken, Tom. To get together and watch the big game and broadcast it on the Bob and Tom network, a la the Manning cast.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Me and you, Tom, just sitting there watching the game, or. There we are.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at this.

[Chick McGee]

We got popcorn. And there's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we under separate blankets at least?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you got there, Body.

[Chick McGee]

A Seahawks blanket. And I'm under the Washington blanket. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so that's. Is that a prediction about next year's Super Bowl?

[Josh Arnold]

And you're wearing your cowboy hat.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly. Yeah. Yeah. Seahawks.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that your place?

[Chick McGee]

Commanders.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, like a nice setup.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that Washington thing's upside down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. What do they call that in AI? A slop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an excellent portrayal, though. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Or even better yet, get everybody together for the big game. And Mike, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be too quadronado. We don't need that. Not a thing. Well, let's segue into the world of sports. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Now that the Seahawks have been crowned super bowl champions, it's. Boy, it's been a long off season.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So it's on to the combine, February 23 through March 2 and Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, and then free agency starts on March 9th.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys going out for the combine this year?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'll watch it. I'll watch it at home.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna try?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm gonna try.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your. What's your time?

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody can.

[Tom Griswold]

Right in the four in the 40.

[Chick McGee]

My fastest time ever was right around five flat. I think that was if you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Dropped from a plane.

[Josh Arnold]

No, my 40 today would probably be 40.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, something like that. If I made it 30, 40 seconds. Something like.

[Tom Griswold]

I do think they should require the serious journalists who cover the NFL to go through various aspects of the.

[Chick McGee]

Why.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why. They wouldn't just have fun anyway.

[Chick McGee]

That doesn't.

[Jess Hooker]

The combine's not fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I mean, to try it, is what I'm saying.

[Jess Hooker]

I know it would be fun. It would bring some life to that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Rich dyson runs a 40 for charity. Oh, he does?

[Chick McGee]

Is the implication there, if it somehow cheapens their commentary, if they can't do the skills.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that doesn't make any sense.

[Jess Hooker]

You can't.

[Josh Arnold]

You comment on all kinds of things in life and you have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know, the best movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I acknowledge that in the history.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you acknowledge that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You never let facts or research muddy your opinions.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no fun.

[Tom Griswold]

You're just getting. Oh, you just. Just get here today. What are you, Jujun non graduates?

[Chick McGee]

Meanwhile, the Super Bowl, Patriots, Seahawks did not break any viewership records. But as my mother would say, it got closed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

124.9 million viewers across NBC, Peacock, Telemundo, NBC Sports, digital, NFL plus.

[Josh Arnold]

That number sounds astounding. Yeah. Compared to everything else.

[Chick McGee]

Point nine. And the number one show on TV is what got a nine or a ten.

[Tom Griswold]

And do they.

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Factor in the notion that people are watching it in groups. Is that part of their.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't know if that's TV sets or if that's perfectly valid question.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just wondering.

[Chick McGee]

The record still stands, 127.7. The Eagles and the Chiefs from last year. Bad Bunnies halftime show falling shorter records, 128.2, making it the fourth most watched halftime show ever. Number one, Kendrick Lamar. Number two, Michael. Number three, Usher and then Bad Bunny.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a white guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh no, Michael's in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, sorry, I take it back.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they say how many people were watching at like the fourth quarter when the game was so boring that I'm just kind of curious about that.

[Josh Arnold]

It drops off, you know. It does. I stopped watching at the end of the first half.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean not for some of the game. I would, I would imagine some of the games it doesn't because the game is actually competitive.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I heard a story that a guy, it was on one of the socials, he put on a tape from 2014 where the Patriots played the Seahawks the last time in the super bowl. And he let the tape run and didn't mention anything about it. And no one noticed at his super bowl part. At his Super Bowl.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It was from 2014.

[Tom Griswold]

He's probably the same guy that taped the lottery show and pretended it was every year this scam and pretended it was live and his.

[Chick McGee]

And keep in mind, 2014, Tom Brady was quarterback of the Patriots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That might have. Hey, who's number 12?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean they were, they were there for the food and the company.

[Tom Griswold]

Not everybody's paying attention.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's right. And the Las Vegas Raiders introduced clit.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry, what?

[Chick McGee]

Clint Kubiak.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, kids.

[Chick McGee]

There he is right there. As their new head coach, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

He was hard to find.

[Josh Arnold]

Clint, where's a hoodie?

[Chick McGee]

Of course, he was coaching the Seahawks offense during the Super Bowl. Let's see. He was joined by as an endorsement, Raiders stars Marcus Allen, Chuck Woodson. As he took the stage, Kubiak plans to hire new coordinators. And he has the number one pick. And he's got his eyes. His dreamy eyes set on Fernando Mendoza. Rumor is Max Crosby wants to be traded from the Raiders. So we will see what we. Bing's boy see on that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he the one that wrote the book?

[Chick McGee]

Christmas, everyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Bing's son came out, he wrote the book, and everybody. Oh, we had no idea he was beaten. Apparently a monster.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're to believe Bing's boy.

[Chick McGee]

The quiet store.

[Josh Arnold]

For all we know, Bing's boy was a liar. And that's why he was.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to sell a book. You turn the book in the guy. This is. There's nothing here. Couldn't you be somehow abused? So we can. You know, we got to sell these things.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And now romance and true love at the Olympics.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how nice.

[Chick McGee]

A Norwegian Olympic biathlon bronze medalist has gone viral after confessing to cheating on his girlfriend in a post race interview.

[Josh Arnold]

My goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Sturla holm Lagreed finished third in the 20 kilometer individual race.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a guy.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of celebrating, he was full of remorse. When he spoke to Norwegian broadcaster NRK at the Olympic games, he said through tears, six months ago, I met the love of my life, the world's most beautiful, sweetest person. Three months ago, I made the biggest mistake of my life. I cheated on her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is in the post. This is the post. Olympic.

[Chick McGee]

I only have eyes for her now. I wish I could share this medal with her. He just won the first individual Olympic medal. Later explained he chose to share his personal life with the world. So, quote, maybe. Maybe there's a chance that she'll see this and find out what she really means.

[Tom Griswold]

She's not gonna come crawling back for a bronze, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe not.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe if you had the gold, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

That is sad.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they were saying that I believe one of his teammates won the gold. And this thing, this incident distracted everyone from the actual winner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it was such a. Oh, I bet it would. So then he later apologized to his teammate for making it all about him.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of apologies with that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's just stepping into left and right, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's not gonna work. Don't think it's even more embarrassing for the.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, broad's like a grand gesture.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, grand.

[Chick McGee]

Public, just.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know about that. But, yeah, I know that in relationship, I have requested a grand gesture. Just said, you got to do something big.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. But just. Wouldn't most women not like the fact that the entire world knows that they were cheated on?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't think that's the thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you. They were only dating for three months and he slept with somebody else. Is that even cheating? Man, so early.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, Josh, you have a little calendar. You want to explain how this works? When does the cheating thing kick in exactly?

[Josh Arnold]

After a year.

[Jess Hooker]

That's kind of 12 months.

[Chick McGee]

I know he's trying to be funny, but.

[Show Announcer]

But when do.

[Chick McGee]

When do you become exclusive? Do you have to. Is it like turning the missiles?

[Josh Arnold]

It becomes you become exclusive when you both agree you're exclusive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right. So if they hadn't said, we're exclusive, I think it was okay. He banged somebody else.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. This is a biathlon. So he could have banged a guy. Would that be okay?

[Jess Hooker]

It's a little different.

[Chick McGee]

Love is love.

[Jess Hooker]

So if a woman came to you.

[Tom Griswold]

And said, I'm biathlon, doesn't mean I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

Going to be exclusive, and you were like, okay, I'm not. Oh, would do you think that that's okay? I guess if it's okay with her.

[Josh Arnold]

No, No, I. That is often quite awkward, I can tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

Testify, brother.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now I have a follow up. Did you manage to pull that off? Oh, was it okay with her that you weren't exclusive and she was?

[Josh Arnold]

I've been on both sides of this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You wanted to be exclusive and she.

[Josh Arnold]

Did in one case. And in another case, she wanted to be exclusive and I didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

Did the relationship continue in either case?

[Josh Arnold]

They. You know what? The one where I wanted to be exclusive but she didn't, I allowed to continue for two or three painful, painful weeks. The other one did not continue.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, one more question.

[Tom Griswold]

The only he pulled off was himself.

[Chick McGee]

Was it the recap of the date that she went on that really got to you?

[Josh Arnold]

It was. I'm not kidding. It was when she asked me to watch her son while she.

[Chick McGee]

Went out on a date.

[Josh Arnold]

I did it because I. I did it because I love, I love the kid. You know what I mean? But I love the kid. But I went as, as the night went on, I went this can't.

[Chick McGee]

The things we do for.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Yeah, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you look in the mirror and see a great big lollipop right now?

[Chick McGee]

Man, that's funny. The cartoons, when they do that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken in his quarter zip. I'm wearing a quarter zip.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you look fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Right back at you. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick mcgee. You've been watching the Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

Dribs and drabs. Bits and pieces. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The coverage. Coverage is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're doing a great job.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I saw the downhill with the drone and the luge with the drone following them. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

See the curling finals, I actually watched.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of that yesterday, and the Americans came up short. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But they. They did. Well, they. They still got silver.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't exactly understand it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't either.

[Josh Arnold]

There's some good videos out there that. Explain.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say. I want to say it's like darts, but it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a. There's some similarity.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like shuffleboard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See, I don't know. Shuffle.

[Tom Griswold]

You can knock the other person. Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it's like. It's like croquet. You can send them.

[Josh Arnold]

You can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

But you can't put the foot. Your foot on your stone.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And hanging out of there. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's. And again, the coverage, again, is just amazing. They've got cameras everywhere. They're doing a great job.

[Josh Arnold]

And the women's hockey team is just killing it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Another shutout.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Five, nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

So far, they've scored 20 goals, and they've had one goal scored against them.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So pretty cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get back to this thing you just mentioned. Josh, you were. See, I want to get this. I'm a little confused.

[Chick McGee]

What important thing did Josh say?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you were dating this woman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then she announced that she wanted to date other people. Right. And then.

[Chick McGee]

And still be with Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

The truth is we had. We were Together. And it was going really well. And she. She was way into it. I broke up with her. And then a month or two later, I went, what did I do? And she had already flipped the switch. That. Because women are so much better at that than guys. I think of. Oh, no, no. You're. It's over. And so I did my best to try to win her back. And then we started dating again. And this is when this happened.

[Jess Hooker]

Happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so there is some history there.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then. And you volunteered to take care of her son One.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because her son and I were close. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. So. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And she went on a date while I babys. And it was excruciating.

[Tom Griswold]

Very awkward.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Did her date tip you when he got back?

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully, I didn't see him.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't drop her off?

[Josh Arnold]

No. She dropped her son off. And then.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you had to behave yourself with him. You didn't say okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was not. Yes. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to say your prayers, brush your teeth, even if your whore of a mother doesn't make you do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, I always made sure I never. Because there is part of you that go like that wanted me to go, hey, so who tell me about this guy? In my head, I was like, there's you. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew better. And so I never did that.

[Tom Griswold]

That good for you. Okay, now we do have a chick Magi is with our Olympic coverage. What's happening over there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, two South Korean Olympic skiers have been disqualified after a banned substance was found on their skis.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The woman have been identified as wheels cost country skiers that a little tractor wheels chains. Disqualified. Han Dasem and Lee Wee Jin. Jin.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

The ladies were.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a common name in South Korea? You live there?

[Josh Arnold]

Lee for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Jin.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of the biggest surnames.

[Tom Griswold]

Yui Jin. Jin. Is that a.

[Josh Arnold]

That I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

But Lee's the last name and they say it first.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. Ladies were removed from the qualification round after their skis were found to contain fluorinated wax.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Which is made by Johnson and Johnson, I believe. And it's amazing. Commonly known as Fluoro F L U O R O Fluoro. The substance officially banned in 2023 due to its detrimental impact on both the environment and human health.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Neither Han nor Lee, who are ranked 157th and 158th in World cup standings, were considered contenders for metals. You think fluorinated wax? Oh, here's why we're doing the story from Tom Griswold. Fluorinated wax, originally utilized in sailing to enhance one's glide, was adopted by the skiing world in the late 80s for similar performance benefits. Fluoro does not biodegrade, though, earning it the moniker a forever chemical. Much like nuclear waste. I guess so.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I was not aware of this.

[Chick McGee]

I was not either. I'm not up to date on my.

[Tom Griswold]

So my question is, do they. Do they test for it?

[Chick McGee]

I do they.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they go.

[Chick McGee]

Can't imagine them finding it any other way.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they test the skis? That would be a laborious.

[Josh Arnold]

I would swab it. I would think every ski would have to be examined.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you have to throw your skis in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I would want that at the.

[Tom Griswold]

I say let them use it if they're 157th and 158. That's like. Like a make a wish kid gets to win.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. There are other. Other avenues.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there are a few way other.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, thank you, Jeff. I appreciate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff's not laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not laughing.

[Chick McGee]

Can you use.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you use that Pam cooking spray? Is that legal?

[Jess Hooker]

I've seen that done. Is it in a movie? They do it on a sled.

[Chick McGee]

It's Christmas vacation.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that does work.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, have you tried it? You look like the kind of guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

And then put your kids on it.

[Tom Griswold]

The ski. The ski waxing. I know in the cross country events is an art form.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the guy? Super complicated skiing uphill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ran a mile in sub six seconds. Running in skis uphill under six minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the great story yesterday was the silver medal on the cross country skiing guy from Vermont. It's the first time they've medaled in that event for 50 years. And the last guy to do it, he knew him. He knew. He skied with his son. It was a great story. Ben Ogden, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care what he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Silver medal. You don't care. These people work their entire lives for this. These are great moments.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have to bore us with it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is he gonna be on a serial box?

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have to hear about hockey from you? Is that the only reason you're watching?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I watch the other things. But cross country is something I will turn off.

[Chick McGee]

Cross country skiing those. Yeah, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little slow for me, I.

[Chick McGee]

Guess ski jumping's over and I've been looking for it. I couldn't find it. I think my story is a lot similar to a Lot of other people. I don't know where the events are, when they are.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. I'm still. I'm. You guys know me, I'm 98 years old at heart.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

So I have cable and I USA network. I just go back between the channel, NBC and USA and I find whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

And you've been successful.

[Josh Arnold]

I missed one thing.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? No, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of this, I could learn.

[Chick McGee]

Some things from you.

[Tom Griswold]

The ski flying guy. Did I give you the story about the guy who's afraid of heights?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's a ski guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Olympic ski jumper from Germany won the gold despite having a fear of heights. He jumped 350ft, secured the goal with 274 points, and Philip Raymond told German public television. I don't know how I did it, but I am so, so proud that I managed to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he constipated? What kind of a German?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's just German. They're very guttural, very passionate people. 25 year old explained that he has worked with a mental coach to help combat his fear, but admitted. Admitted that from time to time I do have a problem, mainly during ski flying. In the past, his fears led him to pulling out of competition.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Pulling out?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He did not compete in the Ski Flying World cup in Slovenia, which is known for his exceptionally long jobs. Last March, due to his focus.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I can long jump. It's all you do. It's a sustained squat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As you go down the hill, then you spring up and you kind of put your arms and your legs out and then you land very softly. I can do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I would love to see it.

[Pat Godwin]

You could do 99% of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. You know, you would literally stick the landing, meaning you would just stick into the snow.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys don't think you could do it?

[Chick McGee]

I guess there's a precise way this guy to how you fly though.

[Tom Griswold]

Think about it this way he went. He was in the air longer than a football field.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's just, that's just momentum.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom, how fast are they going?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a good question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, like 30, 40 miles maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

Wouldn't you just scream the whole time?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

They had him mic'd up.

[Jess Hooker]

Really.

[Jeff Oskay]

As he goes, you just hear.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so scared.

[Chick McGee]

I am so very scared.

[Tom Griswold]

It's terrifying. If you, if you stand next to one of those things and look at it, you go, there is no way anybody's gonna do this, let alone stand.

[Josh Arnold]

At the Top of it and look down.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't even do some of those water slides.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you wish one of the guys, though, would do the goofy when they come off?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the. Who was that? Remember the famous guy a few Olympics ago? That was. He had a cult following.

[Josh Arnold]

David Koresh.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Jones. Jim Jones is here.

[Tom Griswold]

I acknowledge that. It's very, very humorous.

[Chick McGee]

Vernon Howe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he was like the. Freddy the Flyer. There was something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, no, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie the Eagle.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was Freddie the Flyer.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was Eddie. It was pretty close.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they make a movie about Eddie?

[Josh Arnold]

They did. It's a good movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I like. It's a very heartwarming.

[Chick McGee]

Come on now.

[Josh Arnold]

It's heartwarming. I liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

He was an Englishman, right?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's an Englishman that went up a hill and came down a mountain.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Yeah. Hugh Grant. Good one too.

[Chick McGee]

That's a different.

[Josh Arnold]

Also heartwarming.

[Tom Griswold]

Or lost.

[Josh Arnold]

And then there's Waking the Divine. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you know what the.

[Chick McGee]

No. And I wrote every.

[Tom Griswold]

Every Olympics there's always a controversy about the mascots. Remember, there's one a few years ago that looked like a sperm.

[Chick McGee]

Olympic fans, they're now on the hunt for plush toys at the Olympics. Impossible to find. Many of the official Olympic stores in the host cities already sold out. The official mascots are Stoats. S T O A T. S A Stoat. It says here, is a fast, sharp toothed predator with a long body and a black tip tail.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like weasels.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Kind of looks like a bowling pin.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, no, we have a picture of the. Of the mascots. They look really, really cute.

[Josh Arnold]

Milo's the other one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Tina and Milo the. Isn't it Tina? Is that right? I'm sure it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's as in, as in Cortina.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Tina short for Cortina is the lighter colored stoat. That's the Olympic Winter Games. And her younger brother says Milo is for Milano, the Paralympic Winter Games.

[Tom Griswold]

And they did a thing where they.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he's missing his arm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. They did that on purpose.

[Josh Arnold]

They're cute.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So. Yeah. But they're again, impossible to find the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you got to win a medal. If you get. Win a medal, you get them. They hand them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen. There's a problem with the medals. They're falling apart.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a headline on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you some I guess the ribbons.

[Jeff Oskay]

The one lady held hers up, and it just fell off the ribbon at the counter and, like, fell into pieces.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw William Devane grab it and run off.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, he likes his gold.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, Gold.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the metal.

[Chick McGee]

The back came off or something. There was candy inside. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Hershey sent some. Some chocolate metals. They're eating those in the commercials there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They look pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Milk. Can you. Can you eat chocolate right now? Because you're on a very.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I can. Yeah, but you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Can we. Can we do this? Have a little fun with it? What. What is the most dangerous food for you to eat?

[Josh Arnold]

Lentils Would be so. It's so much fiber.

[Chick McGee]

Let's.

[Jess Hooker]

And I brought in lentil soup the day you came back.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is okay. I honestly, I loved watching you guys enjoy it.

[Chick McGee]

How much. How much would it take for you to get sick, though? I'd like to see that. Like, is it a pain? Cramping, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Doubled over. Yeah, doubled over. Yeah. Fetal position on the couch kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Josh had diverticulitis, which you're dealing with. And you may have a little procedure coming up, but you. So what do you eat now? Like broth. Broth.

[Josh Arnold]

Very low, low fiber stuff, so. Broth, bread. I. I can have, like, grilled cheese, Mac and cheese.

[Pat Godwin]

What can eat if you have muff diverticulitis.

[Josh Arnold]

Muff diverticulitis? You. Well, you know what you eat.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, let me.

[Chick McGee]

Let me step. President of oral pleasure. I'll tell you. Muff diver. That's a horrible thing to happen.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to apologize for everyone.

[Chick McGee]

You're not muff diving, are you? You think that's nasty?

[Josh Arnold]

He holds his nose, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know, he does.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's got a snorkel on his nose.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever do this while you're down? There you go. You go. Oh, come on. Come on. Kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you get all these? Where does this come from? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to move her along.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the. The Olympic mascots.

[Chick McGee]

Tina and. And Sto T. Milo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Mila.

[Jess Hooker]

They're stoic.

[Chick McGee]

Tina and Milo.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd never heard of a stone. I had to look it up.

[Josh Arnold]

We have some stoats in here. We can have a zoologist bringing some stoats.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would we want to have a stoat?

[Josh Arnold]

I just want to see a stoat. Kind of like crawl on your shoulder.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't they bite?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I would love to see a stoat bite your.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't weasels, I mean, famous for biting people.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if they're famous for.

[Josh Arnold]

It, but you might be thinking of sharks.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a competency. I'll tell you what. He's a real weasel. Doesn't. Isn't that. Isn't there a negative word? Is that.

[Chick McGee]

But that's. He's crooked. He's untrustworthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that come from the cartoons? Where did that original.

[Josh Arnold]

They're sly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are weasels known to be. They steal stuff, like chicken.

[Jeff Oskay]

They'll get your eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aha. That's where that comes from.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies, cover up.

[Chick McGee]

And it's true that ferrets like shiny things and they will steal jewelry and hide it.

[Josh Arnold]

They have, like, a nest of shiny things.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's absolutely true.

[Tom Griswold]

I can never tell when he's telling the truth.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

We need some kind of a signal.

[Pat Godwin]

You're a good actor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not otters, or are they otters that have a favorite rock?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they have a rock pocket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And they keep it in their pocket.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they keep it.

[Chick McGee]

They put it up their ass.

[Tom Griswold]

No, see, that's your rock pocket.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, where's my rock?

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? You were doing so well with your science.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Also coming up, we have more animals in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. But first, we're going to take a break. We'll leave you with this thought.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll have a nice day and a nice life. Okay, that was maybe not the most appropriate thing to say. Contextually, historically, I think it was said.

[Chick McGee]

When you said that. That seems final.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, the most bizarre things found in cars in America.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Some things that people leave in their cars. We're gonna find out what that is right now. Josh, if you got a nice car right now. If I were to go in it. Is there something unusual in there?

[Josh Arnold]

Bowling shoes. Bowling shoes. Bowling shoes.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been bowling recently?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but they're in my car for when I.

[Tom Griswold]

When you do everything.

[Chick McGee]

You don't seem like the kind of guy who would leave something like that in their car for an extended period. A place for everything. Everything in its place.

[Josh Arnold]

We used to go every week bowling, and there's talk of that starting again. So they're. They're there.

[Tom Griswold]

How long they been in there? Not been used.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, in. In your car? Oh, months.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We'll find out. When you traded your car in, did you just move it from one car to the other.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's our topic coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. It's the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And there's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

At the news center, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Tuning up the organ.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Playing the. The guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Adjusting things.

[Chick McGee]

The old get box. Yep. There's Jeff Osk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

How's things over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. You had a news story. Short story about a. Related to the Olympics. Yes. And there was a guy who won a silver medal.

[Chick McGee]

No, bronze medal, I believe bronze. And confessed his cheated on his girlfriend and took that moment to apologize and hope she'd come back because it's just not no one to share it with.

[Josh Arnold]

Come back.

[Chick McGee]

It's something, something.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that song? Baby Come Back.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a bad one.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a good song.

[Josh Arnold]

You like that one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure, but. So the guy chooses his Olympic moment to see if he can get his girl to come back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Announcing that he was cheating on her.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that it was the biggest mistake of his life.

[Chick McGee]

And girls love a grand gesture.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that was. Not that one.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you're waving at me. Why do you have a song about.

[Pat Godwin]

I have some advice for the fellow, the Olympic cheater who felt the need to come clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

If you want to be a cheater, go out of state to meet her. No emails. Think before you send. Don't film your lovemaking. Don't text your picture taking. Don't make a trist a Facebook friend. Clear your history. Control, alt, delete. Use the hotel's computer on the slide. If you get asked, just stand there aghast and deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny. If someone saw you banger, blame it on a doppelganger that wasn't me there in the park. If there are pictures online of you and her and just tell your wife it's photoshopped. If you get caught kissing someone else, say it was mouth to mouth or she would die. If you're at the hospital and your mistress shows up, deny, deny, deny.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Deny, deny, deny, deny.

[Chick McGee]

Deny, deny.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't write a check or sign your name if she has proof, blame it on AI don't use credit cards. That's a rookie mistake. And deny, deny, deny Here we go now. Deny, deny, deny Tonight and I Tonight and I Tonight Deny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was great, Pack.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

That is. I feel like at the end of a Broadway show, that's. The curtain closes and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the showstopper.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that was great. The audience is singing along.

[Chick McGee]

I'm humming it on the way home. Deny, deny, deny, deny. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Notice how we all kind of got the melody immediately.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, very good. But that didn't happen.

[Chick McGee]

What a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

What a dick.

[Chick McGee]

Sound like a drunk. We all know the melody Like a drunken bra.

[Tom Griswold]

Even said he was. I would. Of all people. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody think we all want.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, don't, don't. Don't try to defend yourself by getting.

[Chick McGee]

And it's what Pat does every damn time.

[Pat Godwin]

I kept it simple.

[Chick McGee]

Three words, same word. Heard this damn song in my.

[Tom Griswold]

You just said you were humming the song at the. I was trying right away. I knew the melody. Deny, deny, deny, deny.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a minute.

[Jessica Alsman]

I liked it.

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so we all liked the song, but we did not catch on that quick.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if you play it back, you're gonna hear.

[Chick McGee]

Like sick cats in a bag.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Pat, next hour, can you teach us the song so these.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But Josh, of all people, the. The guy who was in the show choir. The show choir?

[Chick McGee]

Not just.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why. That's why I know melody and whether or not people are doing it correctly.

[Chick McGee]

What was the name of that show choir premiere?

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you wear vests?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Bow ties.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Say yes to the vest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sequins.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they were sequins. Vests.

[Chick McGee]

Sequins.

[Josh Arnold]

Bedazzling. Oh, boy. We bedazzled the audience, I'll tell you that.

[Jess Hooker]

Were you the only straight guy in it?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No. In fact, of all the guys in it, and maybe there were a dozen of us or so, there were only two who were potentially gay.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one was the better kisser?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably Jonas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever kissed a man, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Even as a joke? As a lark?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, no. To make you happy, I'll say yes, but the answer is no. I'm still mad at you guys for not saying what a great song that was.

[Josh Arnold]

We did. We disagreed on.

[Chick McGee]

You never said we have to mean it.

[Tom Griswold]

We were all singing along.

[Josh Arnold]

We were but we were not all in sync.

[Jeff Oskay]

Someone was being loud and obnoxious, pretending.

[Josh Arnold]

To be drunk because we were all.

[Chick McGee]

It was so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to make it funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it's supposed to be. This was like this. The group thing or the.

[Show Announcer]

You know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. We did it.

[Josh Arnold]

We all loved the song. We had a good time.

[Jeff Oskay]

We're at the Lumineers.

[Tom Griswold]

Wobbly at first.

[Jeff Oskay]

We all don't need to sing along with every song.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we're not marching along. The Lumineers do that a lot, don't they?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the thing? But there's a measles outbreak at. At Disneyland. What?

[Jess Hooker]

Welcome to last night theater. No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, yeah, measles.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you say measles or weasels.

[Tom Griswold]

Measles.

[Josh Arnold]

Weasels. Makes more sense. At Disneyland.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Roger Rabbit, because.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I went there and I was singing. It's not smallpox after all.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see?

[Jess Hooker]

We should all leave. Oh, everybody get up.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he was one. He wanted to have a conversation.

[Jess Hooker]

No, we've watched.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just being helped set up a stupid joke.

[Tom Griswold]

The measles is a terrible outbreak.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

You beat it. Don't blame for that. Don't you? Let's see. We're gonna come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

When I'm in the bathtub.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jeff Hosking.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I tell you a little bit about them?

[Chick McGee]

Talk to me about Steve.

[Josh Arnold]

The number one gift for Valentine's Day. That's right. It's the 24 karat gold dipped rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's a real rose dipped in real gold, guaranteed to last a lifetime. I hate Stephen Singer dot com.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby, the. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

We've got a couple sports stories yet. You know that, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And before we get to him, a couple quick hellos. I want to mention that hello. The the Jeff Comedy Jam. We're now calling it.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like that, Jeff? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Mr. Oskay and Mr. Jeff Oscar and Mr. Jeff Bodart. At the Castle Finn Winery. Second show added in Marshall, Illinois. Coming up, Valentine's Day evening. All right, while I'm at it, Patty G. And Willie G Evansville at Pat Coslid's place, the Simplicity Shop.

[Josh Arnold]

Ain't Nothing but a G thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Pretty good. So we've got the Jeff Comedy Jam and the Ain't Nothing But a G thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Or is it Thang? Thang.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's very nice. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, little Timmy Kavanaugh on at Valentine's Day 2 shows in Hastings, Nebraska, Valentine's Day evening. So just some of the great stuff going on out there in the world of live comedy right now. We return to the Sports Desk. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

New research suggests that engaging in sexual activity before exercising does not harm athletic performance.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We've all heard it. No sacks before a fight.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Some boxers will abstain. Right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. It's sex. No sex before a fight.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Scientists recruited healthy, well trained male athletes who underwent exercises under two different conditions. One in which they abstained from sexual activity for at least a week and one in which they masturbated prior to their exercise assessment.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Researchers found that sexual activity did not have a negative impact on physical capabilities. And in fact, there were small but statistically significant boosts to performance following sexual activity compared to the abstinence condition. Interesting findings.

[Tom Griswold]

I found it very difficult to do my Pilates with the erection.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of got in the way there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the guy next to me in the treadmill prior to that was upset. Probably should have gone.

[Jeff Oskay]

So it's okay to locker room. It's okay to jerk and clean before you clean and jerk? Is that what you're telling me?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly what I'm telling you. Get a load of this. A seventh grader from Dallas, Texas.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a separate story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to move along.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think this is a kind of complimentary to you as the king of oral pleasure.

[Chick McGee]

President of oral pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

And you're the president.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot. This is the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't have kings yet.

[Chick McGee]

You're the president of dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I am.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is the president of dog Silliness. Silliness.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you know that you're supposed to wait 30 minutes after. After eating before you go down, before you go swimming.

[Chick McGee]

Slow down. Go down.

[Jess Hooker]

I said go down.

[Chick McGee]

Go down.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Back to the. What was the other story? You had.

[Chick McGee]

A seventh grader from Dallas Texas has successfully achieved nuclear fusion.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right on.

[Chick McGee]

12 year old Aiden McMillan began building his nuclear fusion mach when he was just eight years old. Now after four years of work, he's submitting to Guinness to become the youngest person to achieve nuclear fusion. There's fusion and there's fission. It's a distinctive. Nuclear fusion is a reaction in which two or more atomic nuclei combine to form a large nucleus.

[Josh Arnold]

You think there's a scientist out there with a bumper sticker that says gone fission?

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would hope so too.

[Chick McGee]

Really hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

The just one more thing to be disappointed with your own children. You got some 12 year old that's.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

This is like young Sheldon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Texas boy doing some science.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know the difference between the two.

[Chick McGee]

Fishing and fusion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know there's.

[Chick McGee]

It's a spelling.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Wow. This kid must have no friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this dangerous?

[Chick McGee]

Could be.

[Jess Hooker]

In the hands of a 12 year old. Probably could. Could be.

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw just the end where he got on that. He got on that plane heading to Iran. I don't know what that's all about.

[Chick McGee]

Was he invited by exposure to carrying.

[Tom Griswold]

A bag of chips and some money. I don't know what happened.

[Chick McGee]

You start glowing in the dark.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kid must be a genius. That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

There's still waste at Chernobyl where if you go and stand in front of it for 30 seconds, you're dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but it makes a hell of a s'. More.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that. That only released about the amount of the danger of one X ray.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Chernobyl. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm talking about Three Mile Island.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Three Mile.

[Tom Griswold]

Three Mile. No. Big day. Chernobyl. It's rough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's called the elephant stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't they have like a lot of weird animal issues?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's what I thought. They're like studying the wildlife and finding some. Really?

[Jess Hooker]

That's come back.

[Chick McGee]

There's a great documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

It's fenced off. Right.

[Chick McGee]

The Atomic Cafe. And there's a restaurant there that still runs every now and then.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can go visit Pripyat on the banks of the Pripyat River.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to wear like a gorgeous mat suit if you go to Chernobyl? No, I mean if you anywhere near it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean it would probably be wise, but there are people there that don't care about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you go it?

[Chick McGee]

Would I go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

It's been described as thousands of microscopic bullets going off inside your body. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Painful way to go. But in the. In the movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Are the miniseries of the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

The miniseries.

[Chick McGee]

The miniseries on hbo, which is excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That was.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't like that too much English scars, guards.

[Josh Arnold]

It was unrealistic.

[Chick McGee]

Papa Skarsgard in it.

[Jeff Oskay]

So it gets an A. I want to see subtitles. I want to hear the Russian accent.

[Ali Breen]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You want to see the scene where they ask for volunteers to go clean up some of the nuclear waste strip and they give them more or less visqueen and garbage bags to cover themselves in?

[Tom Griswold]

What? Oh, that's not going to really work, is it?

[Chick McGee]

It did not work.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But they did get some of it cleaned up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, that puddle over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that. That used to be Stu.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And appropriate name.

[Chick McGee]

And now it's new now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was Yuri.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that is sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And remember, at the end of sports we're going to start saying we'll have.

[Tom Griswold]

A nice day and a nice life.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

See you.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back tomorrow.

[Jess Hooker]

He sounds so sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. He really does sort of adds to the. There's a venom in that segment.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the segment was awfully long.

[Chick McGee]

Really, really long. Yeah, that's only. We should talk to the guy who can get a hold of the segment.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We have just hooker sitting in for Christy Lee over there. Christie is in Barbados. Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Caribbean.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of like northern Georgia.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been there, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's down there.

[Chick McGee]

Right down there in one sentence. Where is it?

[Pat Godwin]

It like close to Saint Kitts. That kind of area.

[Josh Arnold]

Down.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't know where that is.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, close to St. Thomas. You want details?

[Chick McGee]

You're getting me.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is it relation to, say, Cuba?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

He just did the motion with his arms.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's that way.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys don't know and you're busting his balls for not explaining it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's been. He's been on all the islands as an entertainer for years. Been to every island.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's down there.

[Pat Godwin]

I never knew when I was there where I was.

[Chick McGee]

Explain it to me. Talk to me like I'm stupid. Go ahead. That would help.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, if you're going to go to Saint. Saint Bart's even Barbados, you get a ticket and you have a gate.

[Chick McGee]

And you know why I couldn't tell you where Aruba is?

[Josh Arnold]

You've been to every island. Which one is your favorite?

[Jess Hooker]

Do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Go, baby, go.

[Tom Griswold]

Epstein Island.

[Chick McGee]

It's Epstein, isn't it? Pat was on Epstein Island.

[Jess Hooker]

Was that the cruise, by the way?

[Tom Griswold]

Have they sold that place?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I thought they did.

[Jess Hooker]

To who?

[Jeff Oskay]

To another billionaire who.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

What level celebrity do you have to be where it. It hurts you to be on Epstein island or it somewhat helps you to be. Have been on Epstein is island?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it helps anybody think. I think if you're from England, screwed.

[Chick McGee]

I think it would help Pat if he were on. If I were on and had been on Epstein Island. You start that rumor, you're going to get the chicks.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

There aren't a lot of comedians. Surprisingly. There's a couple. There's two that I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's one that I know.

[Jess Hooker]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he have a gig there?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't hear that.

[Pat Godwin]

Emails are we talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

And he. He was in here not too long ago show.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he wasn't on the island. He was at a dinner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And he walked in and he let. He left.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying there's a comedy club on Epstein Island?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was at. And I didn't know that. No, I know you're talking about. No, he did not go to the island.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He was at. He was invited to an event, went there and was creeped out and left immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That sounds more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know exactly. I'll tell you what is later.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I need to know.

[Chick McGee]

I need to know now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now we have coming up some news worthy of your performance, Ms. Hooker. What is it exactly we're going to talk about?

[Josh Arnold]

What he means is. Do you have a teaser for us penguins?

[Jess Hooker]

We're going to do the penguin story. This is te.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday I teased this.

[Jess Hooker]

You did.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I was soundly booed.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

When. When you see it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to say, I apologize. You were correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I promise you this one is well worth waiting for. Thank you, Ms. Hooker. Now also coming up, we have something you'll like, Josh. Yes. It's the world's biggest snake.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it an anaconda?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's bigger than that. It is huge, man. Really gigantic.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it out there now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's alive. They didn't. They. They went out and there's. They rescued it. It's very, very Long and really scary. I want to tell you right now about the aura frame. This is a terrific gift. This is one of my favorite things we've been talking about lately. I first learned about this during the holiday season and I got myself one. And there's one also. There's one right behind Josh. Right. Now imagine a picture frame. It's about the size of a piece of business paper, whatever you call this, like 8 by 10. And inside that frame you can digitally load as many photographs as you've got, including videos. The aura frame, it's spelled A U R A. It's a terrific gift and I highly recommend it. There's a picture right now of me and Jeffy. There you go. And then there's a picture next to.

[Jess Hooker]

That I can't see of Joshy on stage.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. So you can load it with your pictures. A terrific gift. And you can preload it if you want. And once it's up and running, you can add all kinds of pictures to it. This was named number one by Wirecutter. And if you review Wirecutter every now and then, they are very, very critical. They love it. You'll love it, too. It's the perfect gift. Visit auraframes.com and again, it's a U R A. For a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners can knock 35 bucks off the best selling Carver Mat frame with the code Tom. It's that simple. A U R auraframes.com promo code is Tom. And support the Bob and Tom show by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out. Terms and conditions apply. Get the details. Once again, free unlimited storage. Once you get one of these babies, you can put videos on it. You can, you can put obviously regular photographs on it. It's really fun. I was initiated into the way to do it and did it from my house loading some of those pictures. There's Patty G on stage with a, with his guitar. And those things rotate. You can set it up to rotate the way you want it to. It's a lot of fun. Highly recommended. A great gift if you're looking for something for Valentine's Day. Oraframes.com au when we come back, penguins. You're gonna love this story. I promise you. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oscar. Jess Hooker, Charles. She's at the News Center. There's Josh Arnold Charles. Oh yeah. Charlamagne.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick mcgee.

[Chick McGee]

How are you, sir?

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to visit with miss Hooker over there at the news desk. I promised yesterday that this story will really pay off visually. But if you would care to share it with everyone, then we'll see what happens because it's. It's a topic that I think at the outset you're going to go. There couldn't possibly be anything humorous about.

[Jess Hooker]

About this.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Russian soldiers have been spotted wearing so called penguin camouflage on the Ukraine front in a failed bid to conceal themselves from drones.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

The Russian.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're right about. How could this be?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean I think numerous 22000 killed last month. I believe it was.

[Chick McGee]

All right, let's spotlight.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The Russian soldiers appear to be testing new gear under real combat conditions. Adding that the suits seem to make soldiers stand out more.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I want you to see these. Your thoughts, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean the only thing that's penguiny about them is there's a large beak right on the, on the. Otherwise they're sort of like hooded ponchos and they. But they have a very large beak.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not as silly as I hoped they'd be.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The footage is from the sun sharing the anti drone disguise.

[Josh Arnold]

They're kind of white and speckled.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like they have a huge, huge beak.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's odd.

[Chick McGee]

Penguins aren't that size though. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Some are.

[Tom Griswold]

Shooting. Shooting from a drone way up high.

[Chick McGee]

They look.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not that bad.

[Jess Hooker]

They are. There's. There's five foot.

[Tom Griswold]

So what would you.

[Josh Arnold]

Historic.

[Tom Griswold]

You said to disguise themselves. What you're saying is the Russian soldiers should dress as the Riddler or maybe the Joker.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get what you're saying to me.

[Tom Griswold]

The penguin. The Penguin.

[Josh Arnold]

Penguin.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, that's on me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Batman.

[Jeff Oskay]

Villains.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to have Morgan Freeman?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. These pictures a little better. Yeah. The penguins, they actually have guts. Like, you know, they're shaped. They look like Danny DeVito and flippers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean they look.

[Chick McGee]

They do look like. There's a question mark on that one penguin.

[Tom Griswold]

The one on the right looks just. Just like a penguin.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right. The video we saw, they move differently. So this is.

[Chick McGee]

I mean they're eight feet tall.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Chick McGee]

Not that.

[Josh Arnold]

This is nonsense.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think if you're in an aircraft above looking down, you're not going to be able to get Enough perspective to know that they're.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll look more like snow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It matches the environment.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the notion is, since there are no penguins.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the Ukraine there. That's who you shoot at, you see?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the point of the story. These aren't really very good disguises, you see.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I thought it was full of mirth.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, we kind of.

[Chick McGee]

I think the 22,000.

[Josh Arnold]

You sort of sabotaged your own.

[Tom Griswold]

You shouldn't have mentioned that number. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

The wind out of our sails.

[Jess Hooker]

You're not known for your setups.

[Chick McGee]

Ain't that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, I'm not the one invading Ukraine, okay?

[Jess Hooker]

We know that's not your fault.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Don't blame it. It is your fault to try to find humor in it.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know what? I think you are slightly responsible. I bet 1% you're. You're responsible for 1% of that war. I don't know how, but you are, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it because of my joyful joke about Putin and the sculpture?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I think that actually helps.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what it was. Now, I'll have to explain this to you. Okay. Years ago, they made a. A cheese sculpture at the state fair.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of my head. And Bob said, yeah, it was real cheese.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was bigger than.

[Josh Arnold]

That was made out of one.

[Jess Hooker]

Mine was, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And. And they also did one of. Of a Vladimir Putin.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Russian leader at the state fair. Yes. And then they. They served it with crackers. So you could have Putin on the Ritz.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess is shaking her head now. She's smiling.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. In fear that my job would be at risk. I'm gonna give a. I'm gonna give a chuckle.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar with the song?

[Jess Hooker]

Only because of you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not familiar with the song Putting on the Ritz. Pat, play it.

[Pat Godwin]

For Putting on the Ritz.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I know, but I know it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Part of the American songbook. You guys need to get educated.

[Josh Arnold]

Who originally did it? I know Taco did the 80s version, and of course, Peter Bo.

[Tom Griswold]

Young Frankenstein.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I know it from. Is Young Frankenstein.

[Josh Arnold]

But who came out with Putting on the Ritz originally?

[Pat Godwin]

Good question.

[Chick McGee]

Arty Moreno.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Oh, that is a good.

[Josh Arnold]

And was Gary Cooper alive to hear it? Because he's mentioned him.

[Jess Hooker]

I think we have.

[Tom Griswold]

We have it.

[Chick McGee]

Gary Cooper.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, let me.

[Josh Arnold]

Super duper.

[Chick McGee]

Super duper.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this is gonna take me a second here.

[Chick McGee]

Hold on, hold on. It's gonna take me a second to Find the bottom button.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's cuz they're this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. It has to warm up.

[Tom Griswold]

Machine has like eight screens on it. I just. All I want is one.

[Chick McGee]

Eight.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not true. Yeah, you've got demand.

[Chick McGee]

You've said you need another screen.

[Pat Godwin]

Gene Kelly or something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Might be putting on the ribs.

[Tom Griswold]

Who is this dressed up like a.

[Chick McGee]

Million dollar trooper trot trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he's really stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Come, let's mix.

[Tom Griswold]

Where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their midst. Nice horn section.

[Jess Hooker]

What does that mean, though?

[Josh Arnold]

Putting on the wrist Glamour.

[Tom Griswold]

Being fancy and wearing. Wearing tails. Putting on the bling tails and a top hat. Or in the case of my true story, it means putting cheese on a Ritz cracker.

[Josh Arnold]

It was. The cheese sculpture is Putin written by Irving Berlin. And that was in 27. It was first published in 29. And it says here it was introduced by Harry Richman and chorus in the musical film Putting on the Ritz.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That way you know what it's from.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just glad it wasn't in a movie called at the time like Nazis Forever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or something. You know.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to this.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Jess Hooker]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

The. This is the first song in a film to be sung by an interracial ensemble.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Now listening to it. I don't know if we would have known that.

[Chick McGee]

No, there were. There are lighter white people and. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Tan white people.

[Chick McGee]

Tan white people. Yeah. In that. Yeah. You can't really.

[Tom Griswold]

It's extraordinarily helpful.

[Chick McGee]

0.

[Tom Griswold]

This entire break has bombed. It's my fault.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought the penguin thing was funny.

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't hate it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm fascinated that you're actually taking credit for being bad.

[Josh Arnold]

This is one of those moments, Chick, where we have to wonder, what did he want after the penguins?

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted you to recognize.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you want us to carry you.

[Jess Hooker]

Out of the room?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Those things look just like penguins. Here I'm adding warmth and happiness to a horrific war.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a crazy story.

[Josh Arnold]

You. You.

[Jess Hooker]

The 22,000 that may have. Where you messed up, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got so real.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, I think it's 30,000 revised figures last month.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was a bad month for the Ruskies. Yeah, but that's a good thing.

[Chick McGee]

There's still people.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, you guys want to talk about dirty cars?

[Josh Arnold]

Dirty cars.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we do this in. In quiz form to start before we get going?

[Josh Arnold]

How many people died in car accidents?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I can get you that number quickly.

[Chick McGee]

I'll do. I'll do Tom's part. Here we go. Back in the back. There's French fries on the way back. You don't know how long they've been there. What?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

If your car is a little messy? You are not alone. A new survey finds that most people use their cars as mobile storage units or trash cans.

[Tom Griswold]

Trash cans. And I'd like to point out our friend, the late Tim Wilson. You ever getting Tim's. Tim had a Suburban.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

He lived in it, though it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it looked like a. Five garbage bags had been exploded in his car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no way. It was a lot of fast food.

[Chick McGee]

Bless his heart.

[Tom Griswold]

There was shoes, pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fast food wrappers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, he unabashedly lived out of that car.

[Tom Griswold]

Thousands of dollars in cash. Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna guess ace, I've walked by your office. I'm guessing your car is a little messy.

[Chick McGee]

In the back seat, there is a.

[Josh Arnold]

Empty air fryer box.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And in the very back, or a.

[Chick McGee]

Thing of paper towels.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's water in the front passenger seat.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Okay. Does anybody else have a messy car?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have a lot of stuff in my car.

[Josh Arnold]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

So you have a messy car?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it's. I have it in plastic containers.

[Jess Hooker]

I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I get irritated when I have to pick up the kids and move my stuff off the front seat because the front passenger seat's kind of my little storage area.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't have a. You don't have a front seat bucket? I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I do, but I keep. It gets full, and I put it in back and forget to bring it up.

[Jess Hooker]

That's tough.

[Tom Griswold]

But now, what was found in the survey?

[Jess Hooker]

Talker research polled 2,000 car owners and found that 35% percent of respondents are embarrassed at the state of their car, noting that they have old bottles, cans, or takeout cups sitting in their car.

[Tom Griswold]

They may have to pee in the future.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maybe they're just being practical urinators.

[Jess Hooker]

That's possible. 20 of those polled admitted that food can be found on the floor in their car.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gross.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like the smell of food in my car. That makes me mad. Yeah. A third said they keep clothes in their vehicle. I have clothes in my car.

[Josh Arnold]

You do?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the main reason?

[Jess Hooker]

I have bibs, in case it's been snowy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You know and so I have that and gym.

[Tom Griswold]

Gym clothes, gym shoes, you know, I gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

I have bowling shoes in my car. That's. That counts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time you bowled?

[Josh Arnold]

It's been months. It's been months, but there's been.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in case the bowling thing breaks out. You're ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. All set.

[Chick McGee]

Is your ball in there? You have a ball?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have a ball. That's my next move.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have a personalized ball?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Wave. Gotta get you a person. Yeah, I'm gonna get with Josh. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait. What weight do you want? We can maybe get a really cool one.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I got. It's been a while since I've.

[Tom Griswold]

16.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, 16.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's too heavy, dude.

[Chick McGee]

Go, go, go all the way, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm not doing. I can't do 60 now.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened? I forget what happened with. I had those Kiss. Bowling balls. Did you ever get one of those? Is that what you have it now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get it drilled?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You might want to do that if you want to use it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there are a lot of bowlers now who don't even use the holes. It's crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

No, have you seen them? They'll palm the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's like Gen Z dating.

[Chick McGee]

They don't use the hole?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. It's just a hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Good night, everybody. It's a thinker.

[Chick McGee]

How many people killed on dates last year.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I was younger, I had a 79 cutlass. I don't mean to brag, but I paid for it cash myself. And I hate littering, like, people who litter. So I would just throw everything in my backseat to the point where, like, people couldn't ride in my back seat. But I was going to sell it, and so I just took everything from the back seat and threw it in the trunk, because that's what I would do anyway. So my trunk was just full of garbage, and I just took the key and broke it off in the trunk. I go, yeah, the trunk doesn't work when I sold it because I didn't want to clean it up.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was filled with trash.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every square inch.

[Tom Griswold]

I would never have. I would never have pegged you for bringing a scumbag.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was a real dirt bag for about three quarters of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this in the tattoo era where you got the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was, like, 19.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I was gonna say that's a teenage way to Think that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Makes no sense.

[Tom Griswold]

You're such a good guy now. It's interesting. You're a great dad.

[Jeff Oskay]

I turned it around, baby.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it? Was it my influencer?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're the reason I quit smoking. Who believes you?

[Chick McGee]

Who believes you when you say you never thought him. You never pegged Jeff as a scum.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did. Because he is.

[Chick McGee]

Because you did. You always did. You think he's suspicious with the beard and he's on. He's on the dope.

[Tom Griswold]

I would say he. He often would give that perception. Yeah. That one might look at him and immediately conclude that. But it's not correct.

[Jess Hooker]

Not one.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

By saying one, I mean the one. The. The average person with the benefit of a classical education would conclude. No. We have a list of the oddest things found in cars. We do.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have anything odd in your car right now?

[Chick McGee]

No, mine's. I just actually cleaned it out. Out, so. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have anything weird?

[Pat Godwin]

That's the gym bag and a shotgun.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Any. Any cash? Like $30,000? Oh, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Still cash in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tim. Tim used to. You know this. He would get. I can say this because it's. Yeah. He would get. Get paid in cash and he would go to rest. He didn't like to fly anywhere, so he would drive. He would drive a thousand miles for a weekend gig and he would sleep in rest stops with the money in the bag on his hand and then with a gun in the other.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Real. I'm not kidding. We have witnesses. But his car was a disaster. It's full of all kinds of junk.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He would stay at my house on occasion, so I would do laundry. And then several occasions said, here. Here's a clean shirt. Just. Just keep this one. Because then he. When he would fly, he'd just take a guitar case with a shirt in it.

[Jess Hooker]

A show shirt. Yeah. He would travel in one shirt and then have a show sh. And his guitar case.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

But one of the greatest performers you ever would see.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. He used to. Sometimes he would leave a gig on Friday night and drive the entire way and show up for Saturday night's gig as we were going on stage.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

And he would have me set an alarm and call him through the night just to. Just to keep him company for a couple minutes. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a true road dog.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But he had a Suburban, and those are great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So the strangest things found in people's cars. A Sammy Sosa bobblehead.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Uncashed lottery tickets.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I have an uncashed lottery ticket in my car right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

For four bucks?

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Jackpot.

[Jess Hooker]

Old Halloween decorations. My husband's fake leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, see, now that's an odd one. I. I assume that he's either gotten a new one or he's gone.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Would you keep it?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we had the story. Remember we had the lamp?

[Josh Arnold]

There was a lamp in the car.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, the lamp made it. Of the fake leg. Remember that? It was in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Fragile.

[Jess Hooker]

We had someone send. We had someone who's. A family member died, and they sent their fake leg in my office for years. Yeah, we just. We just had it.

[Tom Griswold]

We were sitting in this studio one day, and. Was it Vic Dunlap?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Out of nowhere, we're just talking like we are right now, and he plops the. His fake leg with a shoe on it right there on the counter where.

[Chick McGee]

You'Re sitting from the knee down. Plopped it right up on the.

[Tom Griswold]

And we didn't realize that he had had that issue. And.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm not sure whatever happened to.

[Jess Hooker]

That, but other things. Found a dog stroller, cassette tape, false teeth, golf clubs.

[Chick McGee]

Is a dog stroller just what I think it is?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, those are much more pop.

[Jess Hooker]

I see those all the time, especially with little dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a little dog and kind of.

[Jess Hooker]

Cool jams and jellies.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. I have to clear my jams and jellies out of my. Maybe they work. Maybe they go to farmers markets.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

But the thing is, stuff just gets left in there forever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Fake money, a camping shower, Counterfeit money. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, do you. Can you tell the story? You said cassettes in a car.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And, you know, youth might be. Youth of today might be baffled if you showed them a cassette. Maybe something. Or many kids. If I showed my niece and nephews one, they might not know what the hell it was. Jeff, you encountered something recently? Are you. Can you tell this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'll tell it. Cause I don't care anymore. So my daughter. My youngest daughter has a new boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

And so what? 17? 18.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's 18.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a kid trying to take over your house?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's right. And he takes a Coke to go every time he's in my house, whatever.

[Chick McGee]

And grabs a hot dog out of the fridge.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's over the other night chick. And they go out to my daughter's car and they come back in and she's carrying a huge stack of CDs.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I go, oh, what's that for? And she goes, oh, they were in my car. And he goes, yeah, I had her bring it in because it's supposed to get cold tonight. I didn't want him to get damaged.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's, he's aware of the CD format. He just doesn't know really what effects.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, he thought that they would.

[Josh Arnold]

He thought that the extreme cold would ruin the cd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think in a way that's a good sign that he was, he wanted to preserve them. Yes, there's that. Now, had they been cassettes in Florida in the summer?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's one thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe he got confused about cassettes in Florida and thought the opposite. Oh, so in Indiana in the winter, you got to bring your CDs in.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to bring your CDs in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone that still has the classic formats, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, but. But you kind of. If they have them.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I'm looking at the bright side.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just looking at 2,000 dead.

[Jess Hooker]

Rush.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no, I just smiled.

[Chick McGee]

Say anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Walked away.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, you'll have a smile on your face if you listen to me right now.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Time is of the essence. Is that phrase you hear. Steven Singer Jewelers. Let's see now. Valentine's Day, Saturday. So you got to get this done today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh, it is, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Steven Singer. Here's what he's telling you. Get orders in today before 2 o' clock in the afternoon Eastern time. And if you do that, in all likelihood, you'll have that present for Valentine's Day. Steven Singer Jewelers. The, the special one we're going to focus on right now is that rose right over there. That's a real rose. Dipped in 24 karat gold, 89 bucks. It is called the sunset Rose. You'll see [e-mail]. now, Stephen Singer, also famous for diamonds, famous for his engagement ring selection, Real diamonds only, by the way, none of the fake stuff. And he, of course, has that guarantee. And free shipping. Stephen is saying, if you want the free shipping, you got to get it in today. If you want to get it in on time, if you want to get that gift on time, Stephen Singer, he makes Valentine's Day shopping a snap. You could do it right now. Pull over. Don't wait. Go to ihatestevensinger.com free shipping to arrive in time for Valentine's Day ends today. Two in the afternoon, Eastern Time. The new Sunset Rose, A Stephen Singer exclusive. Don't forget the At Last bracelet, the at last necklace, etc. Etc. Earrings. Yep, diamond earrings. You can always upgrade. Stephen is famous for his guarantee. He's even got little baubles in honor of your pets. Stephen, of course, has that beautiful little doggy buddy who's a good friend of the show. I hate stevensinger.com. coming up, we have more stuff from the newsroom, including men and grooming. And this apparently been a grooming revolution. And I think the best grooming man around here, of course, Chick McGee. Very fashionable. And we'll be talking a little bit about that as well as a story just for Ace. I am so excited about this. And it's not. It's not about kiss your favorite band. And it's not about. It's not about your favorite football team, the Las Vegas Raiders. But as soon as you hear the story, you'll know it's just for you. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Still right now.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's Jess Hooker at the news center.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Oscar. Yeah. Hey, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. At the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick, chairman. There's Ace Cosby. Patrick. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably a good time for some history, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Learn a little bit of something. Today's show, we like to do it baby. Educational show. Happy birthday today going out to Thomas Edison. I'm surprised he didn't invent a way to stay alive all these years. Born in 1847.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder who. Whose birthday he stole that from.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember. Remember his middle name?

[Chick McGee]

Alva.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

A l. V.A.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't hear that name ever.

[Jess Hooker]

I went to high school with an Alva.

[Josh Arnold]

You did?

[Chick McGee]

I'm kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that guy.

[Jess Hooker]

One of the craziest dudes you will ever meet in your life.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, he's a blast.

[Chick McGee]

Alva was a nut.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

In a good way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did he ever kill an elephant?

[Jess Hooker]

No. I'm sure he killed something, but not an elephant.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that story, right? Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You shot. You shot an elephant in all of those pajamas?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Edison electrocuted it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It was famous stunt.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he has the patent on when you see a cartoon and someone has an idea and a light bulb goes on.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's him.

[Tom Griswold]

He gets a royalty.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, 1936. Burt Reynolds.

[Jess Hooker]

So hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let me ask you this. Tom Selleck versus Burt Reynolds.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I'm. I'm gonna go bad boy. I'm gonna go. Burt Reynolds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Still.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I mean, one's alive and one's not.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, how about this one?

[Chick McGee]

You know Tom Selleck to look turned just 81 or something like that. Man, it looks great. Oh, how about this one?

[Jess Hooker]

So hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so if I do Burt Reynolds versus Tom Selleck, you say Burt Reynolds. Bert Kreischer versus Burt Reynolds. Okay, okay, I'm just.

[Jess Hooker]

Are there more Berts?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Bert Convie.

[Jess Hooker]

How's he. Is he hot?

[Tom Griswold]

He's deceased. He's about 55 degrees, I'm guessing.

[Josh Arnold]

Of Bertnert.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Bert. Of Bert Nurney. Well, is he gay? I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there was talk of them making Bertner and he gay for a while, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't think they.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're just. We don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't need that. Happy birthday, Cheryl Crow 64.

[Chick McGee]

They don't need that Burt Reynolds.

[Tom Griswold]

But Jennifer Aniston.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

1969. How about Kelly Slater?

[Chick McGee]

Who the hell is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Surfer?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a guy.

[Chick McGee]

Got no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this isn't the lady that are hand bitten off.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think that.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought that isn't it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Kelly Slater is a male professional surfer and he's. Is he married to another Helen Pink? He's married to the volleyball player. Oh, what's her name?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Donkey.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep. Yeah, Donkey McDonkerson.

[Tom Griswold]

Punty McDonkerson in 1942. This is interesting. The comic book Archie made its debut.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Mr. Weatherby and the forgotten character. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And who would have Ms. Grundy? Well, in its most recent. The most recent version of it, it's Riverdale, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is vastly different than the original. The original sort of jughead, bland Archie.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever funny?

[Chick McGee]

Not for a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was just kind of there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of Bazooka Joe. Funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. How about Buster Douglas KO'd Mike Tyson in Japan on this date in 1990.

[Chick McGee]

Columbus, Ohio's own Buster Douglas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, great name for a. For a.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Mike? He couldn't find his mouthpiece. He was crawling around on the mat trying to find his mouthpiece.

[Tom Griswold]

This says he was the son of Dynamite Douglas and Lula Pearl Douglas.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know who that is. Dynamite Douglas invented C4.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I want a Pearl Douglas.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. I. We promised that we would come back with a story just for Ace. And by the way, I have just been informed. Laird Hamilton. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's. He's a gorgeous man. Now he's a surfer. Right, Laird? Isn't he married? He's married to a volleyball.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Married to Gabby Reese.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go. I'm always so close.

[Chick McGee]

The peanut butter cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Baroness Kelly dated Pam Anderson, apparently. And a bunch of other chicks.

[Jess Hooker]

That may have been what I was thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, coming up, we have our surprise thing for Ace, I believe. Also coming up, sexy time with Ali Breen.

[Chick McGee]

Super.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're going to really like the story for Ace.

[Jess Hooker]

And you're not going to say anything inappropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

In the middle of it.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Good job.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. I'll hold.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll hold back.

[Jeff Oskay]

We're going to make a bet on.

[Chick McGee]

Poly Market on that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe.

[Chick McGee]

I do not believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe you. It's a good story. You'll love it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news setter. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica Osman is here. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom. How are you, my man?

[Tom Griswold]

Doing good. I just was looking over the birthdays.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

In today in history and we missed one. Reese Francis was born a couple hours ago.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how sweet.

[Chick McGee]

My.

[Tom Griswold]

To my friends. So there we go. A little girl. Reese. Congratulations to all involved. And I can see a bunch of the great nurses helping out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing a great job. Now we have a story that I've been promising all morning just for Ace. This is from the world of science. Go ahead. What have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Scientists have created so called smart underwear capable of measuring human flatulence.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Ace, the smart underwear is designed to help patients suffering with intestinal gas complaints.

[Josh Arnold]

So I wonder what the hell it tells you. Maybe what you detect ammonia?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Yeah. A wearable device that snaps discreetly into any underwear. Uses electrochemical sensors to track intestinal gas production. Or flatus.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, flatus. Like flatulence, I would assume.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it's pronounced flatus, like inflate.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, flatus.

[Chick McGee]

It's not flatus the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it flatulence? I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't necessarily go that way.

[Jess Hooker]

I did look up the pronunciation.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Fartis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it should just be fartus.

[Jess Hooker]

I like that better.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it adds a certain amount of class to it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Using the device, researchers found that healthy adults produced flatus or fartas an average of 32 times a day.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it doesn't seem like that much.

[Jess Hooker]

Roughly double the 14 daily events often reported in medical literature.

[Tom Griswold]

What a. Who has that gig?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, 32 high, low. Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been pretty gassy lately.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the reason I say this is.

[Chick McGee]

For Ace telling us something we don't know. Am I right?

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is a recording from about a little more than a year ago. This is a.

[Chick McGee]

She'll hear eat holes from flatulence.

[Josh Arnold]

Do I get the holes from flatulence?

[Chick McGee]

What does that happen?

[Josh Arnold]

You farted a hole in your underwear. Okay, say a doctor.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace claimed that. Yeah, his underwear had holes in it just from his gaseous emissions.

[Chick McGee]

And then we got hundreds of letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, there are other.

[Jessica Alsman]

They couldn't just been worn out. And you happen to have farted.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, that's out there now. Someone has invented it. And Pat, I understand you have a tribute to this.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Ace Cosby is our engineer and he's always telling jokes. Tommy G's insistence there was a joke a day in spite of protests still a suggests we all shake our head at most of them. But AC does his best. Does his best. Ace Cosby says his boxers have been ruined by his gas. They are full of holes and shredded from his toxic flatulence. They're mutilated when he cuts one in his cheapness and his shame. I'm farting. I'm farting. Only the waistband still remains. La la, Ace. That has to to be a lie.

[Chick McGee]

La la la la la la la la.

[Pat Godwin]

Has to be a lie.

[Tom Griswold]

BVDs, SBDs, it all ends up together. What a great job. What a weird job that would be. What'd you do at work today, honey? Well, I invented the fart counter.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still make BVDs, or is that. That used to be underwear, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a famous brand. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Yeah, you haven't heard that in a while.

[Jess Hooker]

I remember our parents calling it. Hey, you wearing your BVD's? Did you change your BVD?

[Jessica Alsman]

What's a DVD?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

A brand of underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what it stands for?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was like. I. I don't know if they still make them.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

BVDs commonly refers to a quote, a brand of men's underwear named after Bradley, Voorhees and Day, the founders of the company in 1876.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what did. What did they use for underwear in 1875?

[Josh Arnold]

Belt.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort of animal pelt, Maybe wool.

[Chick McGee]

You think they pelted it up?

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That is a fair question. Did they just go directly to pants?

[Chick McGee]

Man, maybe. I hope not. That's uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of desensitized tips.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

BVD is still a brand under the Fruit of the Loom.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Umbrella.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder if underpants came after denim, like when they started making jeans.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Because it's rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right. Yeah. Man, we need something to put under these pants.

[Tom Griswold]

But why weren't pants always pretty rough back in the day?

[Josh Arnold]

They must have been.

[Jessica Alsman]

They were pantaloons.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but think how. Think how soft khakis were. Like, you know, just cotton. Ch. Those aren't opposed to denim. Denon's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but we're talking about.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

150 years ago. I don't know, but I think the term BVD has fallen out of fashion. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it sounds like Fruit of the Loom kind of. It went, hey, you're ours now. And then they sort of phased it out.

[Chick McGee]

Levi's were invented in 1873. And you said BVD's. 1876.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

That lines up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, then maybe you got it. Yeah, but I would think any pants would be rough back then. Weren't they made of burlap and.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Some probably. Who knows? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oak veneer.

[Chick McGee]

You think they took old burlap and fashioned slacks out of them?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they tried it.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you know, the most comfortable underwear is maternity underwear. Yeah. Yeah. Wearing them after you have the baby. It's all loose and comfy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you say that because you want to explain that we have a Ms. Altman in the studio with us, and she is about to give birth.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You're.

[Tom Griswold]

Momentarily. Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'm ready for this little to get out. It's a term of endearment. She knows I love her so much. We have been fighting right now.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. Coming up, we have sexy time with Ali Breen but first, what else have you got over there at the news desk?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, let's see. Social media app Yik Yak. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a sister to Patty Wack? Maybe not.

[Jess Hooker]

Yak conducted a survey that shows how phones play into sex lives of Gen zers. According to the poll of the of 100, 000 college students, 35 of Gen Z adults confess they've text or scrolled social media during sex.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

I know this sounds crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the percentage?

[Jess Hooker]

35.

[Josh Arnold]

That does seem quite high.

[Jess Hooker]

That does. Has anybody in here ever done that?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

During the act.

[Jessica Alsman]

Never had phone in my hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. That doesn't. That's crazy.

[Jessica Alsman]

Maybe to throw it off if it was ringing. Like you could throw it off the bed or something. But like, not to use.

[Chick McGee]

Ever watch TV during. You know, just kept an eye on a show. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

24 students.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Judge Judy. She's hot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so hot.

[Jess Hooker]

24 students admitted to actually answering their mom's text mid deed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Some people are really close to their mom.

[Josh Arnold]

That is shocking.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't masturbation. This is sex.

[Jess Hooker]

It says dirt mid deed. So no, I think it is sex. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

25 of Gen Z say they've had sex with a roommate in the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, dorms. Yes. Yeah, I don't think that. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Awake.

[Jessica Alsman]

Would be nice. And pretend to be asleep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, I meant the partner. Well, if you don't.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't wake them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, Bill Cosby style.

[Jess Hooker]

See what I say? I didn't preface the story with don't say anything.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. We tried.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no stopping him.

[Jess Hooker]

10. 10 said they did do it when their roommate was awake.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. Really?

[Jess Hooker]

I guess that seems.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, put your headphones in, will you?

[Chick McGee]

I thought you said that you were. You were exposed to that all the time. You were in one bed in your room, teammate was in the other, and they're going at it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, I was just trying to go to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, so then you're part of this 10.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you're part of it. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

You baby.

[Jessica Alsman]

I've been one of the people that were awake. Like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you just do. Yeah, you just pretend. Yeah, yeah, you just.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever scream orgasm already?

[Tom Griswold]

Geez, no. I just waited and discreetly. High five.

[Jess Hooker]

Revived afterward, nearly one in four students regularly stalk their partner's phone. While 15 tried it once and immediately regretted it. Only 45 claim they've never been tempted to do so. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy. Well. Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think that ever ends well.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I doubt. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Looking at a phone.

[Jess Hooker]

Over 70% of Gen Z respondents say they met their current or most recent partner the old fashioned way in person.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a higher percentage that I would have guessed of all these various percentages that seems to be approaching normality.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, I'll ask Josh because he'll answer honestly. Josh, would you ever consider a mail order bride? No. Let's say from Russia.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And the answer is no.

[Chick McGee]

Even a well published catalog with. With names and.

[Josh Arnold]

And I can really get to. And you can see what they're into and what they're like and everything and maybe even.

[Chick McGee]

And it's an up. On up and up company. Yeah. All totally legit.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not interested in doing it that way. But I don't think it's necessarily wrong for some.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If it is on. On the up and up language issue.

[Tom Griswold]

Right off the bat.

[Chick McGee]

Well. Or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Hopefully they'll. I mean a lot of places can.

[Chick McGee]

I would. I would. Would you be shocked? That language has always gotten me in trouble from things I've said and they've. They've understood.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're saying is.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Get it. I'll order for the lady.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. She doesn't know I called her a Russian. She didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Good to know. Coming up, we're going to be helping people with their love lives. It's a segment with comedian Ali Breen. We call it Sexy Time right now. Oh, this is a kind of a sexy car. It's the beautiful Hyundai and Christy Lee is a Hyundai person. And the Palisade hybrid. Some new stats out on this beautiful car. EPA estimated 619 miles of range. The Hyundai Palisade. And by the way, the motto is no cleats on the seats because the back seats are those captain's chairs. And then the seat in back of those seats. We'll see how you get there. That's the problem. A lot of these cars, to get to the way back, you got to climb over the back and you get mud all over the seats, etc. Etc. Not with the Hyundai Palisade hybrid because it's got those beautiful captain's chairs. Get all the details. See what I'm talking about? By visiting Hyundai USA.com. that's Hyundai H Y U N D A I Hyundai USA.com. you can even call them for information. 562-314-4603. The all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. Once again, an EPA estimated 619 miles of range and terrific gas mileage. Get all the details once again by going to Hyundai USA.com. coming up, Sexy time with Ali Breen. These are the Aureliotto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Oh, boy, here we go. It's the one, the only. We're gonna play love. There's Jess Hooker. Hello, the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Jessica Alsman. Hi, there's Josh Arnold there. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And now the expert on relationships, it's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom. Thank you very much, Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Expert. Now, real quick, we're gonna. We're gonna hook up with a comedian. Ali Breen, I believe, on the phone this morning.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Ali, can you hear us?

[Ali Breen]

I can hear you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good, there you are. Hi, Ally. Ally, before we get to it, I'm looking at a photograph that was just sent to me. It would appear to be Pat and I as honeymooners with each other on the beach.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this posted somewhere? Somewhere?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's posted.

[Tom Griswold]

These are. These are very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Everywhere.

[Ali Breen]

That sounds amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks so real. It's a photograph. I think that was the time I brought in my. The cap that I wear underneath my bicycle helmet. So it's a rather unusual look. But Pat, you look like you're just gazing into my eyes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, this AI is scary stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a beautiful thing to see. There's also a, by the way, a little mini video of that I took in my car the other day when my girls were playing abba. Abba, whatever the hell it is. I'm not a fan, Ally. I'm sorry, what?

[Ali Breen]

Everyone, you not be a fan. I think Mamma Mia. Is back in New York. You should take them to see it.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet they'd love.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they plots, you know, that they'd love that.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd love it. I would be at a nearby something doing something else.

[Jess Hooker]

You can go walk the dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, give yourself a treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, Ally, the way the show works, we don't have you on the screen today, unfortunately, but we can still take your letters and help out people with their love lives. What have you Got.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend of six months asked me to marry him after just three months of dating. I told him I love him, but that was way too early for marriage. And he was hurt, but he seemed fine. Now, though, whenever I argue with him about anything, he brings it up. Up. Like, I found old nudes in his phone of his ex and asked why he still had them, and he said, well, it's not like I'm your husband and I have to erase them or anything. So now we're starting to resent each other. What can I do?

[Josh Arnold]

Break up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get out.

[Josh Arnold]

He's an unreasonable man.

[Chick McGee]

He's kind of a nut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you might want.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mean kind.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to delete the news he took of you. Although he's probably got them saved elsewhere. Yeah, this sounds like a bad idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't think it's going to work. This is an easy one. Get out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we can move forward.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Ali Breen can be reached with your letters. A, L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N at your favorite social media platform. Okay, Ally, what else you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I just started dating a girl and we've been really hitting it off. One of my good female friends who just got divorced had invited me to an upcoming wedding a while ago that's now in a week, and my new girlfriend wants me to cancel because we've gotten more serious. My divorce friend and I have been friends for over 20 years, and there's no chance of any romance happening, so I don't want to cancel on her as her confidence is already on the low side. But I know it's going to be a fight with my new girlfriend because she thinks weddings are inherently romantic, even if you're just going with a friend. What would you guys do here?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'd go still.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, me too.

[Josh Arnold]

Reasonable.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

Especially if you've never hooked up after 20 years. You're just friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It doesn't make. Yeah, she's being unreasonable.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah. You're just gonna have to tough it out with her if you want to stay with her and just go through the fight.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Wait a minute. Yeah, he can't take her as a plus one.

[Josh Arnold]

He's going as this other. His friends. Plus one.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't they do a plus one? Plus one?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. No, no, you can't just invite.

[Chick McGee]

No, you can't invite other people. Another person.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, you gotta spend 100, another $120 on a plate for my. My girlfriend who Won't let me go.

[Jessica Alsman]

With my friend who's gonna be miserable the whole time because. How dare you talk to your friend. Yeah, pay attention to me.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not gonna eat all the cake.

[Chick McGee]

This is like Josh's hot button. How dare somebody in a relationship have something of their own.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know. This sounds ridiculous.

[Jess Hooker]

It is. It's. It's a. It's a weird argument to me.

[Josh Arnold]

She's being unreasonable.

[Tom Griswold]

So Iki can't turn down the old. The old friend because it'll hurt her feelings.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, he wants her to do that.

[Jess Hooker]

She committed to this months ago, Right?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, exactly. And she's in a low place, it sounds like, because she's already. She's divorced and she probably doesn't want to show up alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

You know, has a good friend to bring. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't she have any gay friends she can take?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why you are on the side of the girlfriend in this.

[Jessica Alsman]

It's weird, though. I would probably take one of my girlfriends as a plus one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I think, why put this guy in the spot?

[Jessica Alsman]

But if they're super tight, then that's just how they're.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't put this guy on the spot. His new girlfriend is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, but the. The girl who wants the. The old friend who wants him to be her plus one. That's putting him on the spot. He should say, look, I got a situation right now.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, this was. This was months before they even. He even knew this new girl.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're. You're wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right, all right, go ahead. Probably break up now, thanks to your stupid advice. Okay, Allie, let's get to our next letter. What have you got?

[Chick McGee]

Quickly, quickly.

[Ali Breen]

Allie. My wife's sister moved in with us and she was supposed to be with us for three months, which turned into two years, to find her own place, but she finally did. For the last six months, things have been great, but now she lost her job and said she either is going to have to move back with us or we have to help her pay her rent. I told my wife that this isn't our responsibility, but she seems to think that it is, as their parents are both gone and she feels responsible. I think this is going to ruin our marriage. What should we do?

[Chick McGee]

It's surprisingly inexpensive to change your name.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is a legal court issue.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, exactly right. And you can move. And a whole new passport. All ID cards. A whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, what do you do here?

[Jessica Alsman]

Ultimatum. Like here, I'll Help you for one month for you to find another job, because there's a lot of people out there hiding.

[Tom Griswold]

But the last time they. It was supposed to be three months and it turned into, don't bring her in.

[Jessica Alsman]

Don't bring her back to the house because you'll never get rid of her. Maybe help pay the rent one month.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'd rather help pay the rent.

[Jessica Alsman]

One month and then find a job during that time.

[Chick McGee]

Or you should sleep with her.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Tell your wife. And let the chips fall where they.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Because the wife. Yeah, the wife's more responsible, obviously.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Blow the whole thing up.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I want. I don't ever want to see my sister again. Problem solved.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one do you stay with?

[Jess Hooker]

That's when you change your name.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't matter. But follow sales, you change it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, So I got this. Perfect. This has been very helpful. Thank you, Ali. Okay, Ally, let's move on.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, but Chick is actually. She doesn't even. He doesn't even have to actually sleep with her. He should just ask, act really excited about her moving back.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Ali Breen]

I really miss her.

[Tom Griswold]

That way you get the argument without the cheap sex. Okay, great. Great solution.

[Chick McGee]

Dirty things about her.

[Tom Griswold]

Ally, just read the letters. We'll handle the.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I've been hooking up with a guy that I met on Tinder for over two years now. And I caught feelings, but I don't know if he has. Our hiccups have become more and more frequent and more and more freaky. I'm okay with getting freakier, but only if we're in an exclusive relationship. So I don't know if the best way to get there is to get freakier first and then bring it up, like, dangling it already a little bit in front of him, or to say that first we have to get serious and then get freakier. What's the best way to go about this?

[Josh Arnold]

That's. This is fair. Because the freakier you get, you want trust to be established. And in order for that to happen for her, she wants to be exclusive. So that. That kind of makes sense.

[Jessica Alsman]

The back door only opens if it's only you. I'm dealing with something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. I need. I need oxygen over here. So you've got this.

[Chick McGee]

The back door only opens if it's only you on the exclusive.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You think. But that's what you think. The freaky stuff is in the back door.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I've Got a feeling it's, you know, jelly donuts in the.

[Chick McGee]

You think that's freaky?

[Tom Griswold]

Real freaky. Not if they're jelly donuts on the back door.

[Josh Arnold]

That is pretty freaky.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. The way you just distilled it right there. Ms. Alman was very interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to date a girl who thinks back door is freaky.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I want a girl who thinks that's mundane.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boring.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where we stand. That's starting point.

[Tom Griswold]

What's in the suitcase? Well, I'm gonna need. I'm gonna need a power outlet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a gallon of oil and some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a very vague answer, but whatever you're most comfortable with, that's what you gotta listen to. If you're most comfortable with talking to him first about getting exclusive, do that. Don't do anything you're not comfortable with.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't think bringing up, like, having the conversation is going to. To, like, derail him because he's obviously right getting what he wants.

[Tom Griswold]

Do it in the heat of the moment. So. So it's extraordinarily awkward. Call me your girlfriend right now or I'm leaving. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Certainly Try to scar him, you know, intellectually.

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest is comedian Ally Breen. You can reach her. Once again, it's a l, l, I, b r, e, e, N. I spell it out because you'll find her on your favorite social media platform. She's also ali b on Only fans. Now, Ally, what have we got next?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I have been on Ozempic for a year, and for the first time ever, I'm feeling thin and sexy. I've always been on the big side. I got married to a guy who's on the big side, and sex has never been a big part of my life. Now I'm 41, I look better than I ever have, and all I want to do is have sex all the time. My husband doesn't seem any more interested. He's busy working and we have two young sons. I love my family, but I'm starting to get attention from other men. And I don't know if I should be asking for an open relationship to keep up with my sex drive or leaving to sow my wild oats. Signed, sexy and struggling.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jessica Alsman]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

That we went from my husband's uninterested to an open marriage.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. To even. Maybe even leaving the family.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like there's a couple of places we can. Could stop in between there.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Which kind of tells me no matter what we say, you want to Cheat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You want out? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe that's unfair, but I.

[Jessica Alsman]

Boy, he should put out or get out, basically, I guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, he's a guy, right? Am I hearing this correctly?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know if you're putting it out there. I mean, I don't. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, just clothes. Pin that loose skin behind your back and get busy.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Take your lingerie to the tailor, get it trimmed down a little bit and go for it.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Yeah. Give it a second thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Just close pin it, huh? Okay. We are. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Hell, look, if he's out of shape and he's 41 with two sons. Yeah, dude, he's.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, he's tired. He probably needs some testosterone.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah. His Dex drive isn't there.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe stir some of that. That Ozempic into his. Into his bourbon.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, what's up? Why is there a needle in my class?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they had that thought. I thought it was out there in pills now. It is now, remember the accusation. To see the accusation apparently not true about the Bill Gates and the alleged Epstein connection, that he had a disease and he had to. He was going to try to. That's. I'm apparently not true. But it's out there floating around that he was gonna. Allegedly.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It was put some cure for whatever it was an antibiotic in his wife's brain.

[Jess Hooker]

The STD he had given her.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I read it went so far as that. He did actually do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think that's the case, but that's so funny. Okay, well, let's. Let's move forward. Your Ali Breen once again is our guest comedian Ali Breen. Are you in New York today?

[Ali Breen]

Okay, I'm in Boston. That's why I'm having Internet issues. And I'm coming back tomorrow to New York.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, what else we got? Time for two more letters. At least.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, one of my best friends and her husband have been struggling and they've both been turning to me to vent. I have never been married, and her husband started telling me. Started out by telling me how smart it was to avoid it all day.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Ali Breen]

And now he's telling me that he thinks he's been in love with me for the last year and a half. I don't feel the same. So he said he won't act on it, but do I tell my friend or at least encourage her to get a divorce since this is who she's married to?

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh, you know, you told me you love me and I gotta Be honest. I don't feel the same. Oh, you don't? In that case, I'm not gonna act on it. You know, I appreciate that.

[Chick McGee]

I appreciate this can go the easy way or.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I would bail out of everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. No, yeah.

[Jessica Alsman]

When the girl's complaining to you, maybe just be like, you know what?

[Jess Hooker]

You're right.

[Jessica Alsman]

He does sound like he's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can change your name, too.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick has pointed this out.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the second phase of getting out of the situation. Yeah. Very awkward. Very awkward. Okay, let's get to our last letter. Ali, what does it say?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, me and my dog just moved in with my boyfriend, and apparently he has a. A strict no sleeping in the bedroom policy. Not just on the bed, but in the bedroom.

[Tom Griswold]

This is for the dog.

[Ali Breen]

Never had a problem with this. Yeah, for the dog. He never had a problem with this at my house, so I didn't see this coming. It's killing me listening to my dog whimper outside the door. Oh, this is weird. Oh, is he a sociopath? For him being able to sleep through that. That being said, I said I was going to move out if he doesn't change his mind, and he's saying, I love the dog more than him. Him. This is crazy, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think you should move out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I mean.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I think so, too. This guy is a sociopath.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't go that far.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I mean, that might be extreme, but. But.

[Tom Griswold]

So in the other situation, he was okay with the dog in there in her place, at her apartment?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What is this guy's deal?

[Tom Griswold]

Is he allergic to dogs? Maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Jessica Alsman]

I don't want animals in the bed or in the bedroom, if possible. Yeah, just to keep it clean. Yeah, we don't either.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I don't either, but I woke up last night and the night before with a large golden retriever looking at me going, is it snack time yet?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, it's just a Thunderdome over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You got kids and dogs everywhere all the time. Oh, yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't think it's gonna work for. For these. This couple.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like this is something that would have been covered.

[Chick McGee]

I'm more concerned that he. He whipped out something. You love the dog more than me, and I kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of feel like she should love the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

The dog's not keeping him out of.

[Josh Arnold]

The bedroom, and then he's. She's been with the dog for way longer.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be Much funnier if she went into the bedroom with the dog. And every time the guy opened the door, the dog went.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we got a good letter.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe him laying in the hallway.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we got a good letter.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you know what? Sleep in the guest room with the dog. Yeah, that would work.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Ally Breen is our guest. Allie, are you on stage this weekend?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I'll be at the Comic Strip this weekend and then I'm actually going to be back on the road starting in March a little bit. I'm going to be in Reno the first week of March. So if anyone's out there, that would be fun to see people on the road.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, thanks, Ali. Once again, you can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N. It's always a great pleasure, Al, and we'll look forward to seeing. Okay, thanks very much.

[Jessica Alsman]

Bye, Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the bob and tom show. We're in the o'reilly auto parts studios. There's jess hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's pat godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's jessica alsman.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was a very mysterious hello from Mr. Godwin. There's josh arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a man of mystique.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he is. There's ace cosby. Hello. I'm chick mcgee.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a man of mesquite.

[Tom Griswold]

On occasion. Must stink.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll smell every now and again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Not all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

No, just every. Just a.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we all have those issues, really. You know, sometimes that a lot of sphincters in the body, sometimes the big one can't distinguish solid from gas. Time now to check in with Ms. Hooker over there at the news desk. Have we missed anything?

[Jess Hooker]

A group of foreign tourists in Thailand accidentally wandered into a funeral thinking it was a food festival.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Jess Hooker]

A video posted online shows two men sitting down at a table, apparently thinking the venue was a food court.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, have you tried this pad Thai?

[Chick McGee]

It is so good.

[Jess Hooker]

Upon realizing that the gathering was a funeral, the tourists were stunned, but were welcomed by the deceased family and allowed to stay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, and what was the story we had a few weeks ago? And there's something called like funeral casserole or.

[Chick McGee]

What was that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're essentially cheesy potatoes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Funeral potatoes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you give it that name?

[Jess Hooker]

It's just a comforting meal that ended up showing up at a lot of Midwestern funerals. And so good. Yeah, that is good. I mean, you can eat them anytime. You don't have to wait for somebody to die.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but it just that why be reminded of it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't have to wait till someone dies.

[Josh Arnold]

I was well aware of them being called that, but we never called Called him that. It was always just cheesy potatoes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this. This would be a great scene in a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of like a vacation movie. Chevy Chase and the family walk into this thing and then they go for the. To get the dip and there's a body in there.

[Jess Hooker]

The food must have been great if somebody thought it was a food festival.

[Josh Arnold]

Like spring roll type things.

[Tom Griswold]

And Thai food's always great. And I mean, when you're in Thailand, I imagine it's probably. Probably even better.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they just call it food there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Have to label it. They do. Well, that's confusing.

[Chick McGee]

They'll say, hey, you want to go out and get some American takeout?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're open every night.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A new talker research poll shows men are paying more attention to grooming than ever before.

[Josh Arnold]

Good. I'm sure you ladies are appreciative of this.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure. The survey commissioned by just for men. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Just for men is the hair dye.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. It's like the 15 minute hair dye. A lot of women actually use it too. Have you done this to darken your eyebrows?

[Tom Griswold]

Makes sense.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah. You can use the beard dye.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's beard dye.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

It usually is. Yes. You can put it on your eyebrows and darken your eyebrows. The survey. I just said that. Commission for just for men. Question 2,000U.S. Men age 25 and older and found that 70% say they care more about their appearance now than they did five years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Five years ago was the pandemic.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't even have to wear pants to work if you're working online.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Men say they. The change is driven mainly by a desire to boost self confidence, be more attractive to partners, and make better impressions at work or job interview.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think that's true?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just gonna go with their numbers. I can't speak.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you personally feel that you're making more of an effort to look good than you were five years ago?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think I might be making less of an effort. The older I get, the more I go. I kind of don't care. So, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Saying.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's not to say I don't groom and take care of myself, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you are more handsome. Anyone want to take that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I do think all men have that thing where we.

[Jessica Alsman]

Not even fair.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It's completely unfair.

[Jess Hooker]

It's wild how you guys age, so.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the age. Yeah, But Josh is battling the odor thing that you Brought up.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. So I have to look.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you have to look.

[Josh Arnold]

People will ignore the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible, horrible odor.

[Jess Hooker]

It makes me think like. Like radio waves or something. Effects. Because you guys in this room have just. Just like aged beautifully. All of you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, what? I. I must.

[Josh Arnold]

We couldn't hear you.

[Jessica Alsman]

Honestly.

[Ali Breen]

You have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Every dude in. In this real humpable.

[Jess Hooker]

7 in 10 men say they're willing to seek outside help to slow aging.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Including wrinkle treatments, specialty shampoos for thinning hair, and products to prevent gray hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so that's. There's the just for men.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you guys ever. Well, Pat, honestly, it has not been that long since you've gone of gray.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a year, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I've stopped using the dye. Maybe a little more.

[Tom Griswold]

In the forthcoming dry bar special. I know that you were a little bit heavier, but are you. Is it. Is it the Elvis black hair? No, no, it's white haired, Pat. Okay. And that was a year ago. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think both looked good. Good. Oh, no, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah. Your dark hair. I never looked at you and went, oh, that's a guy who dies. I just didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen pictures. It was.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I did.

[Jess Hooker]

He did.

[Chick McGee]

I had a horrible look when I. I dyed everything. It was horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Not as bad as the solo mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

You dyed your hair?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh. Like jet black.

[Chick McGee]

Dark, dark, dark, dark, dark. Yeah. For a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's kind of salt and pepper.

[Chick McGee]

You have dark still. Oh, I'm devastated, lady. You don't think I don't know that? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, thank you. That's very enlightening.

[Chick McGee]

Would you like to kiss me?

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like I'm about to embrace Godwin and these photographs that are floating around.

[Pat Godwin]

I know I must have been drunk that night.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no memory.

[Chick McGee]

No memory is terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

They can. They can make any.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be some program out there that can tell me what's AI and what's not. If I have a question, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

That'S the next big thing is figuring that one out.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw an AI that looked so real. It was. Somebody took Prince Andrew and put him next to Jeffrey Epstein. I was like, these pictures are just getting.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

This AI is insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. That will be.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy would never do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That'll be the next claim, though. You can say everything. Everything is. Everything is fake.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. I Guess we're not.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not going to know what is real.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything is fake. We live in a synth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're all synthetic. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is this a matrix thing? Okay, well, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Simulation. Thank you. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Red pill or green pill or.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, before we exit real quick, the two Jeffs, also known as the Jeff Comedy Jam, is coming to Marshall, Illinois. It's Jeff Bodart, Jeff Oskay. That's Saturday night, which is, of course Valentine's Day.

[Chick McGee]

I prefer Jeff Comedy J Jam.

[Jess Hooker]

Can we. Can we say bye to Altman? I think this is the last time we're gonna have you on air for a little while.

[Jessica Alsman]

Yeah, and I'll be going on maternity leave because, you know, it's like less than two weeks away.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, hasn't it been Evan, studies shown that maternity leave is essentially unnecessary.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, some of our bosses would seem to think so.

[Jessica Alsman]

I'm gonna come knock on your door.

[Tom Griswold]

Not I. I take as long as you want. I've been very.

[Jessica Alsman]

I will knock on your. Your door at 2:00am, 3:00am like, hey, she's crying again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I forgot that you have that capability.

[Chick McGee]

We don't hire broads causing the baby thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, Simplicity Furniture in Evansville is going to clear out the furniture and bring in Patty G and Willie G this Saturday for Valentine's Day evening for another great show. Thank you so much. You can reach us bob and tomobandtom.com we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

This isn't your average podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

You like party? I do like a huge chug of tequila. The howler head whiskey bottle chug in front of Dana White. That was the first time we ever went to la. We somehow got into a video party. What's the Elon Musk house party look like? My party generally have a very high production value.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

I do want to do a lot more pranks.

[Ali Breen]

Bunch of different pranks.

[Tom Griswold]

Join the party.

[Chick McGee]

Jack Doherty in the house. Feeling good, man.

[Tom Griswold]

What are we going to talk about with Will Smith?

[Chick McGee]

I know what you're gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

Shout out to feel Vaughn.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been entertaining, dude.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Grab the boys, grab the beers.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let's do it.

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