The BOB & TOM Show - February 12, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - February 12, 2025

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Hosts and Contributors:

• Chick McGee
• Tom Griswold
• Pat Godwin
• Josh Arnold
• Christy Lee
• Jess Hooker
• Ace Cosby
• Guest: Bob Zany

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1. Opening Segment and Musical Introduction (00:37 - 03:11)

The show kicks off with a heartfelt song penned by Chick McGee dedicated to a trusted friend. As the melody unfolds, Chick nostalgically reflects:

"Each time I need a trusted friend, you're there. With tears to dry and a heart to mend."
— Chick McGee [00:37]

Tom Griswold responds warmly:

"Oh, yes."
— Tom Griswold [01:16]

The musical interlude seamlessly transitions into the main show, setting an engaging and emotional tone.

2. Dog Show Discussions and Insights (03:11 - 07:00)

The conversation shifts to the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, highlighting the unexpected win of a giant schnauzer named Monty:

"Monty, of course, bested six other finalists to take best in show last night at the Madison Square Garden."
— Chick McGee [04:53]

Tom Griswold delves into the perennial issue:

"There was actually a very lengthy article in the New York Times on why golden retrievers never win at Westminster because they're such good boys."
— Tom Griswold [04:53]

Pat Godwin adds humorously:

"They bite more people than any other breed."
— Pat Godwin [06:37]

The hosts exchange light-hearted banter about dog behaviors and preferences, underscoring the camaraderie and shared love for pets.

3. Listener Letters and Interactive Segment (24:11 - 31:22)

The show introduces a listener engagement segment, although initial attempts to read letters face technical hiccups:

"This is our special music."
— Chick McGee [24:24]

After some playful confusion, Chick McGee finally presents a letter from Craig discussing potential hazards with beer can shooting, sparking humorous reactions among the hosts.

4. Super Bowl and Sports News (50:00 - 66:07)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to sports news. Key highlights include:

• Super Bowl Ratings and Halftime Show:
  The hosts discuss record-breaking viewership numbers:

  "With a peak audience of 137.7 in the second quarter and the most watched Super Bowl halftime performance in history, 133.5 million viewers."
  — Chick McGee [50:40]

  Tom Griswold criticizes the halftime show, stating:

  "Never mind, it was awful. And if you liked it, you're an idiot."
  — Tom Griswold [51:11]

• UMass Half-Court Shot Controversy:
  The hosts recount the story of Noah Lee, a UMass student whose half-court shot initially disqualified him from a $10,000 prize due to a technicality. Following backlash, the university honors him:

  "There is a 1 in 100 chance a random person will make a half court shot. But in this case, he's getting the money after all."
  — Chick McGee [82:10]

  Tom adds insight on contest regulations:

  "In this case, since this is not in competition... If you had any heart, you'd give the kid the 10 grand."
  — Tom Griswold [82:23]

5. Little Debbie Snack Cakes Ranking (55:00 - 75:01)

Chick McGee introduces a humorous and relatable segment ranking Little Debbie snack cakes from 10 to 1. Highlights include:

• Top Picks:
  Number 1: Nutty Buddies

  "Nutty Buddies are great."
  — Chick McGee [73:39]

• Controversial Choices:
  Number 6: Chocolate Marshmallow Punch Pie

  "Marshmallows should be limited to s'mores."
  — Tom Griswold [71:22]

The segment combines humor with nostalgic references, engaging listeners who share a fondness for these classic treats.

6. Comedy Segment with Guest Bob Zany (75:00 - 132:07)

The show welcomes special guest Bob Zany, a renowned comedian, who shares his experiences and interacts with the hosts:

"I just wrote a joke and I want you to run it by you guys after this."
— Josh Arnold [85:19]

Bob Zany recounts amusing anecdotes and delivers inside comedy jokes, including:

"Two comedians are talking... One comedian goes, I have to do a eulogy for my father's funeral. The other goes, who books that?"
— Josh Arnold [100:03]

The interaction is filled with playful exchanges and laughter, adding dynamic energy to the episode.

7. Paul McCartney Surprise Show (137:19 - 155:58)

Christy Lee reports on Paul McCartney's surprise performance at the Bowery Ballroom:

"The show was Sir McCartney's first 2025 after spending much of last year in the final leg of his Got Back tour."
— Christy Lee [112:00]

The hosts express their admiration:

"I've seen Paul McCartney. He's amazing in concert. He's unbelievably great, especially for such an ill man."
— Tom Griswold [138:57]

They also discuss the unexpected nature of the event and its swift ticket sell-out, highlighting McCartney's enduring popularity.

8. Service Dogs Training with Symphony (141:07 - 147:05)

Christy Lee shares a touching story about service dogs training with the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra:

"The event... was designed to prepare service dogs for large crowds and to grow accustomed to the sounds of live orchestra music."
— Christy Lee [141:07]

The hosts commend the initiative, emphasizing the positive impact of such collaborations on both the dogs and their handlers.

9. Black Sabbath Reunion and Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (157:08 - 172:00)

The conversation turns to music legends and notable events:

• Black Sabbath Reunion:
  Tom Griswold discusses the upcoming reunion of the original Black Sabbath members:

  "Black Sabbath is going to reunite the original four for a special event this summer in Birmingham, England."
  — Tom Griswold [158:04]

• Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Nominees:
  Chick McGee presents a humorous ranking of nominees, with humorous critiques on first-time inductees like Mariah Carey and Chubby Checker:

  "Chubby Checker is a marketing creation."
  — Chick McGee [122:03]

The segment blends genuine appreciation for musical talents with the hosts' signature humor.

10. Unique Product Highlights: Chip Pants (104:14 - 148:32)

Christy Lee introduces an unconventional fashion statement from Qdoba—Chip Pants:

"These custom pants come with built-in compartments for Qdoba's signature crispy tortilla chips."
— Christy Lee [104:14]

The hosts react with amusement and mock enthusiasm, envisioning the practical (yet quirky) use of such apparel.

11. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events (155:59 - 172:00)

As the episode nears its end, the hosts promote upcoming shows and events:

• Live Show Events:
  Plans for live broadcasts and special appearances, including a special Valentine's Day weekend show in Evansville featuring Willie G. and Jeff Oskar, are discussed.

• Valentine's Day Promotions:
  Multiple shout-outs to Steven Singer Jewelers and Valentine's Day promotions are playfully interspersed:

  "If you want the full show commercial-free... then get our VIP podcast at BobAndTom.com/VIP."
  — Chick McGee [75:13]

Despite the recurring advertisement motifs, the hosts maintain their humorous and engaging rapport, encouraging listeners to participate and attend future events.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Chick McGee [00:37]:
  "Each time I need a trusted friend, you're there. With tears to dry and a heart to mend."

• Tom Griswold [04:53]:
  "There was actually a very lengthy article in the New York Times on why golden retrievers never win at Westminster because they're such good boys."

• Chick McGee [50:40]:
  "With a peak audience of 137.7 in the second quarter and the most watched Super Bowl halftime performance in history, 133.5 million viewers."

• Tom Griswold [51:11]:
  "Never mind, it was awful. And if you liked it, you're an idiot."

• Chick McGee [73:39]:
  "Nutty Buddies are great."

• Tom Griswold [82:23]:
  "In this case, since this is not in competition... If you had any heart, you'd give the kid the 10 grand."

• Bob Zany [130:07]:
  "A jury awarded a $1.4 million to a man who wanted a circumcision, but he got a vasectomy instead."

• Josh Arnold [89:07]:
  "I think it's higher than it probably is."

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Key Takeaways:

• Engaging Conversations: The hosts seamlessly blend humor, personal anecdotes, and topical discussions, maintaining an entertaining atmosphere throughout the episode.

• Listener Interaction: Despite initial technical issues, the attempt to incorporate listener letters fosters a sense of community and listener involvement.

• Diverse Topics: From dog shows and Super Bowl analyses to unique product showcases and musical tributes, the episode covers a wide array of subjects catering to varied interests.

• Guest Presence: The inclusion of comedian Bob Zany adds dynamic energy, enriching the show's comedic depth.

• Upcoming Events: Promotions for live shows and special events ensure listeners stay informed and engaged with future content.

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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of The BOB & TOM Show - February 12, 2025, highlighting the key discussions, humor, and interactions that make the show a beloved morning staple for its nationwide audience.

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

It'S the Bob and Tom Show. This is a song I wrote for a special person. Each time I need a trusted friend, you're there. With tears to dry and a heart to mend.

[Tom Griswold]

You're there.

[Chick McGee]

And when I'm down and miserable misery. And the whole world turns it's back on me And I need some love and sympathy. You're there. Nice, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

And when I'm weary and tired of trying, honey, you're there. And anytime I need a shoulder to.

[Pat Godwin]

Cry on, you're there.

[Chick McGee]

And sometimes when I come home with a heavy heart and weary bones and I need a little time alone, you're there. I want to turn the stereo on, but you're there. I gotta get in to use the john, but you're there. When I wake up lovingly and turn on my pillow hoping to see Kim.

[Pat Godwin]

Basinger smiling back at me, you're there. Oh, this is more of a good thing than I ever planned.

[Chick McGee]

How much damn togetherness.

[Pat Godwin]

The one man stand.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get me laughing. All right. Sorry. I wanna flop down in my favorite chair. But you're there. I can't see in the mirror to comb my hair. Cause you're there. And when I want a little snack at night I sneak down to the fridge to get a little bite.

[Pat Godwin]

I see a big fat ass blocking out the light.

[Josh Arnold]

Cause you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hi, the amazing Pat Daly. Welcome to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Ladies, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and I having an argument off the air about early Elton John. We're okay now though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you won.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The joke of the day coming down the Pike. I'm Chick McGee. And here's Tom Griswold. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Roger that. Hello. Thank you for joining us. I'm a little bit discombobulated, but we'll get organized over here. This is what happens when you get up extra early.

[Christy Lee]

You say this every day, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm extra discombobulated today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in sports, we've got all sorts of stuff, Tom. I will tell you that pitchers and catchers reported yesterday the day before. They're there, Tom. It's baseball season.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We got a couple surprises coming up.

[Chick McGee]

For baseball season, by the way, and we'll talk about. Let's see where Aaron Rodgers might end up. Kellen Moore is a brand new coach of the New Orleans saints. That seems like a misstep. And giant schnauzer, not a golden retriever. A giant schnauzer is your dog of the year. The dog of the dog of the show at Westminster.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know they could be giant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they're big dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Each out of house at home. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For those of you like me and like chick golden retriever people, there was actually a very lengthy article in the New York Times why golden retrievers never win at Westminster.

[Chick McGee]

They're too good.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're such good boys. Such good doggy girls. Yes, they are. Boy, My dogs are very disappointed. I haven't told him yet. So if they're listening, they were waiting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was. Well, I have an Australian shepherd and a golden and I have to break the news when I get home.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you didn't watch it live with them?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't watch it last night. I don't. I didn't think they could. They can't watch it live.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. My golden retrievers are like ace. They want to watch it the day after.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Ace watches the super bowl. Yeah, they.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't there a golden festival in golden, Colorado?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, on Saturday. Sure was hilarious. So many. We. We need to go to that. Me and you will Road trip.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a better. You know, there's one in. Or is it in Scotland?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes. Yeah, that might be the granddaddy of them all. Yeah, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, They're a ton there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not sure we could take the dogs, but God, would that be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they make tiny ones Apartments?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can have a. I had a little dude.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's disrespecting the breed.

[Tom Griswold]

I had. No, I had a. I had a full size golden retriever in my apartment when I lived in an apartment. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

That's the best thing I think about golden retrievers is that not only are they loving and such a wonderful temperament. Whatever your activity level is, that's theirs. Whatever you want to do, man. They're. Oh, we're gonna lay here. Okay. Oh, We're. We're gonna go outside. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna go to the mall naked.

[Chick McGee]

Good idea, that. Fine.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't need to get dressed.

[Chick McGee]

No, let's go down to the garage naked again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they have pizza at the mall?

[Pat Godwin]

Are they good in cars? Good in cars, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They bite more people than any other breed. And don't.

[Christy Lee]

Don't start that.

[Josh Arnold]

Of the numbers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you read that list, it's totally skewed a bazillion.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what. Oh, we're on dangerous ground. There's like a chow I think is the most bitey dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Golden's are number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Every dogs are good dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

I other day I went to a very, very large dog show, not the Westminster. And it's just so much fun because the people watching. Everyone always talks about that movie. It's dead on. The people watching at these dog shows is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean the movie Best in show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And the elaborate. They've got their little stall with the special dryer, of course, and the hairspray and all the other stuff. And then there's kind of a smell in the place, but they're still eating their tacos. It's.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I still don't know how they. They go out to the middle of the ring. They got the ribbons.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And they look at all seven and they go. It's the schnauzer. And I don't know what they've based this on. I don't know. Agility. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a Grease palms.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a ton of that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot. Christie used to show that show dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

And you make good money doing it.

[Christy Lee]

I did not make any money.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Showing. What. What are they called?

[Christy Lee]

The Taliban.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're lovely though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. The female. The female Afghans are not allowed to go to dog school.

[Chick McGee]

You absolutely need to feed them on time though, because they will.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're very pretty dogs, but not real bright.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Afghans are not. They'll run upside down.

[Chick McGee]

They'll go colder tree for the stupidest dogs in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all hearts. I love them.

[Tom Griswold]

But coming up, we have. We have a really good dog story in the news involving a symphonic music. I'll give you a little bit of a hint.

[Christy Lee]

My golden doodle thinks she has or thinks he has hands. Do they. Do yours do this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. They all hug. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, they Catches things.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine are strictly mouth.

[Christy Lee]

He thinks he has hands. It's a. It's the funniest thing. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Her dog can knit.

[Chick McGee]

This is always.

[Pat Godwin]

Can they play piano?

[Chick McGee]

This is always where people. People who aren't dog people will go, well, my cat, you know, will fetch or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, people like to talk about their pets.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, they'll talk about that. Cats, like they're a real. Like they're a real pet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a lot. We play a lot of games.

[Chick McGee]

Cats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Far less, I can tell you this.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody who apparently isn't confident in their dogs. I don't why. Why attack a.

[Chick McGee]

The dog can play. Yahtzee looks forward to games. The cat, as with everything, could care less.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That really isn't true, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Now my cat tells me when she wants to play.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? I want to play.

[Josh Arnold]

She grabs, she goes and stands by the play places. Oh, is it ribbon time?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I stand correct.

[Christy Lee]

Ribbon time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she loves her ribbon.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, we do have dog news. Among. Among many other things, we have a tremendous world record today. I will not have this poo pooed. Yesterday we had Winnie the Pooh, David Rush juggling three apples and taking chunks out of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we did that. We lived through that yesterday. Why review it?

[Tom Griswold]

Because today's. I don't think you'll be able to. Excuse me. Crap all over it.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen it, and I think it's. Physically, it's. Yeah, it's amazing. But ergo, the world record.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very exciting. I'm sure you'll love it. We also have Krispy Kreme in the news of a very unusual story coming out of Kokomo, Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Way down in Kokomo.

[Chick McGee]

Kokomania.

[Tom Griswold]

Way down in Coco. Well, when you hear what the story is, there will not be a Beach Boy song about this particular event. I. I can assure you of that. We have also coming up, some sporting news, as Chick indicated, and I'm having trouble.

[Chick McGee]

When did they start making double zippers?

[Pat Godwin]

Double zippers on a jacket.

[Chick McGee]

On jackets and sweaters and double. I hate these double zippers.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Pat Godwin]

They get locked.

[Chick McGee]

See, they're.

[Christy Lee]

It's a European.

[Pat Godwin]

European thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But then there's another zip.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It always gets like the BJ zipper. I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What is that for?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, but it's European hot.

[Pat Godwin]

And the damn thing always gets caught.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate that I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

Double zippers. Stop making them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday, I instructed the Patagonia people that might want to look into contemporary culture. If you're going to make a hoodie with a vertical pocket, why not make it big enough to hold a phone? I don't think that.

[Pat Godwin]

That wasn't meant for the phone, though.

[Tom Griswold]

What's it meant for? Nothing will fit in there.

[Christy Lee]

Your cigarettes meant for your lift ticket? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, they're morons. I'm never getting another product from them.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Patagonia is the greatest.

[Christy Lee]

Patagonia is wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

It all begins, it ends with design. It's a terrible design. Whoever did it, they should fire them immediately. All right, coming up.

[Chick McGee]

We don't want trouble with the country of Patagonia.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Oh, no. You never want to mess with that.

[Chick McGee]

It is a country, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of. I think they make gross national product is more than all of.

[Pat Godwin]

They make me special labels.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. That's nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Patagonia.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Coming up, Paul McCartney news. Really? A story that starts off kind of bad and then gets kind of cool. Oh, involving one of those halftime half court shots.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna let you do this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I like that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna let you do this story because. Look at this story. It's. It's pretty much single spaced.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's two pages to it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Is the book too long?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to read a comic book instead of Ulysses? You big.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the. Here's the headline. After that, after backlash, UMass will award students half court shot contest.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, isn't that great?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they weren't gonna pay him, and he made it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Why weren't they gonna pay him? They're asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Toe is on the line. It's a. Oh, it sounds like.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay, so.

[Christy Lee]

Insurance company.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't make the shot, then he broke the rule. But just. Let's go ahead and pay him anyway. Mr. Everybody gets a trophy. Those contests, boy, oh, boy, you beat everything, you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

They're on the level. Unlike the dog shows that Christie used to show up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I got a million dollars from the Schnauzer owner.

[Pat Godwin]

You win that.

[Christy Lee]

Monty is a famous dog.

[Chick McGee]

Monty can kiss my ass. All he's hearing is, blah, blah, blah, blah, Monty.

[Tom Griswold]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Christy Lee]

Poor Monty. He's like, what'd I do? All I did was walk around a ring and got a ribbon.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, we have something new in the world. Of dog treats.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that Bill Burr who said his dad used to yell at the dog like he yelled at everybody else? What are you doing that far? Why are you pissing on the floor? What's your problem?

[Josh Arnold]

Expecting some sort shake?

[Tom Griswold]

I talked to my dog in a very reasonable manner. Like. Oh, well, I can't help but notice that it would appear that someone defecated at the top of the stairs. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I know it wasn't me.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it one of the girls? I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Your dogs are defeating in your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, there was an incident.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, just routine. Routine, routine, routine, routine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. One of them got sick.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you have a lot of incidents.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does, doesn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

When you have a lot of dogs, there's the occasional.

[Chick McGee]

When I write the book about this show, I think the title is going. The Perenn title is going to be Dog issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you can get through the jewelry for your dog because this is a good time for me to mention Stephen Singer Jewelers. As you know, ladies and gentlemen, we've pounded this into your brain. Valentine's Day, it's this Friday. So free shipping at Steven Singer Jewelers ends today. So act now. Pull over. If you're driving, you can get this done. Fellas, I'm talking to you right now. Valentine's Day Friday. If you don't have a gift for her, it's going to be a very long weekend. By the way, we warned you the. This, this, this. This season's newest rose from Stephen Singer, sold out. However, he does have some others in the collection, including the famous red rose, $59.95. This is a real rose dipped in gold. The beautiful newest one. It's sold out, but there's a bunch of them left. But also, here's my recommendation. You cannot go wrong with a bracelet because she gets to show it off. You get to see it all the time. It's nice. It's. These are so sweet. He's got a whole bunch of great bracelets. And what's the. Your favorite is the Christie. What's the one last bracelet? Yeah, that's very good value. Bunch of great stuff. Just go to ihatestevensinger.com you better do it right now. You've got to get your orders in before 2:00 Eastern Time today. And don't forget, there's that s storm that has hit and is continuing to hit the East Coast. You really want to act quickly to make sure you get this on time.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the song at Last. Wasn't that a nice song? Remember how that went? Yeah, yeah. It was right here. Oh, no, that's Skynard. I'm sorry. And scanner.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say at last. Ergo, the title of the bracelet. You can do the whistle. Come on. Go ahead. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Left and went all the hell that.

[Tom Griswold]

That interstitial break. Brought to you by Skinner, Steven Singer Jewelers. I'm telling you to get this done, to get it done right now. I'll forgive you for not listening to the show for the next 10 minutes. Although you're gonna miss some good stuff. I hate stevensinger.com. he's a dog guy. He's got his dog buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

He's our buddy. And he's got a really nice thing he designed for his wife. Also a bunch of stuff for the kids. I got a nice necklace for my daughter. Hearts. Got a little doggy paw on it. On. Coming up, we have all kinds of dog news, nude news in the world of dog treats, by the way. We have referees in the news. And Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Oh, they're so tasty.

[Chick McGee]

And what's your favorite Little Debbie snack? We got them. Right? We got them rated.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Cool. Oh. And later on, comedians. Comedian Bob Zany.

[Chick McGee]

Not on the list.

[Tom Griswold]

The Zaynor with the. With the Zany Report. A combination of comedy and hostility. Much, much less.

[Josh Arnold]

He does the comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we provide the hostility.

[Chick McGee]

And I'll be hostile.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom. You need parts. O'Reilly Auto Parts has parts. Need them fast. We've got fast. No matter what you need. We have thousands of professional parts people doing their part to make sure you have it. Product availability. Just one part that makes O'Reilly stand apart. The professional parts people.

[Pat Godwin]

Auto parts.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold. There's past God. Ace Cosby's here. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick. You looked at me like. Remember the. The other baby on the Simpsons? That Maggie's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Maggie's. Maggie's nemesis. Yeah. Yeah. Tom, how are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Once again, I'm combobulating over here.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to get organized. We got a lot going on. Very excited about today's show. A couple. We have a couple. One actual serious thing we have to discuss.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Involves tuna. Oh, yeah. My favorite. One of my absolute favorites.

[Christy Lee]

Tuna noodle casserole.

[Tom Griswold]

Tuna noodle casserole. My mom would make it with Campbell's cream of mushroom soup. Yeah, you make the noodles. You put it. And can of tuna.

[Chick McGee]

She was much of a cook.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she was a good cook. This was one of those. Go to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That is a.

[Tom Griswold]

And then feel good.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds to me like she was busy with her lover.

[Christy Lee]

Did she do the potato chips on top?

[Tom Griswold]

She did not. You told me about that.

[Christy Lee]

Potato chips.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom did some kind of crispy crumble, but it was not potato chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the thing where they take the burn Somatic torch and they. Yeah, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

My mom used to ash her cigarette in the tuna casserole. Shut up and eat it. What? She said. Yeah, man. Okay, I made that up. But.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's really kind of.

[Chick McGee]

It seems on brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. That's the thing. Yeah. Your childhood and my childhood, vastly different.

[Chick McGee]

Very different.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll like it. Ergo, you're gonna love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Smoky flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Ergo, my snotty countenance and your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's working with a Burn Somatic over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Your defeated everyman.

[Chick McGee]

Look, I'm used to being in this position. Yes, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Tuna noodle casserole, one of my favorites.

[Josh Arnold]

Great comfort.

[Chick McGee]

What is the story? What's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, serious.

[Christy Lee]

Hold on. I didn't know we were going there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you don't see the restaurants really, do you?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

You don't?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

For a reason.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would. You know something? I would go to a restaurant if they did nothing but great stuff like meatloaf, tuna noodle casserole.

[Josh Arnold]

Peas in yours?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, but I love peas in the side. I'm a huge pea fan, but I do not like pea soup.

[Chick McGee]

What about the peanut butter and jelly or bologna sandwich and a bottle of champagne for.

[Tom Griswold]

No, for like 300 bucks or something. That was really hip about 20 years ago. And I don't. I'm not a champagne person, but I.

[Christy Lee]

They could call it Mom's Kitchen or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone's probably tried it. But I would, like. I would go the. There.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tuna noodle casserole.

[Josh Arnold]

They have that at Cracker Barrel.

[Christy Lee]

Tuna noodle casserole. They might.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm missing it. They have it. The Cheesecake Factory. Because cheese. They have.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I thought they had it at our cafeteria every now and then, but I could be wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Several brands of canned tuna have been recalled over botulism concerns, according to the U. S. Food and Drug Administration. Triunion Seafoods were called Certain Lots of tuna. Sold under the Genova Fan Camps, H E B and Trader Joe brand names. The tuna was sold at stores including Trader Joe's, Costco, Heb Harris, Teeter, Publix, Kroger, Safeway, Walmart, and some independent stores.

[Chick McGee]

And so hang on a second. Our resident, he's worrying about his health. Hypochondriac Pat Godwin would like to. As he. Christy was reading that story. Pat is convinced he's eaten this tuna and is dying right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's a certain.

[Christy Lee]

It's a certain Geneva.

[Tom Griswold]

A certain lot. So you need to go online and look up the lot.

[Christy Lee]

The company said the lids on the Easy Open cans may have a manufacturing defect that could cause the products to leak or to become contaminated with the bacteria that causes botulism.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's quiz time. I predict chick might get this botulism. No, no, no. Botulism became famous because of a canned food product.

[Chick McGee]

See, I can't remember, but when you say it, I will remember.

[Christy Lee]

Canned food product.

[Chick McGee]

Bumblebee tuna. No.

[Pat Godwin]

Soup, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Tomato soup.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was Vichy, so I.

[Chick McGee]

Think it was bon vivant. Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that. Yeah. But that's when I first heard the term botulism. And then the next time I heard botulism, it was involving Botox injections.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, that's right. That's what you put in your face, friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's essentially the same thing, right?

[Christy Lee]

It's exactly the same. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's got to be really good for you. In any event, if you have any canned tuna from any of these places.

[Christy Lee]

The Easy Open cans, if your can is sealed, that you need a can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just you can go online and it'll tell you what lot numbers, etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace would smack me in the face if he knew what I paid for my can.

[Pat Godwin]

Same here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude. I'm like a.

[Christy Lee]

Do you get it in the.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a four to six dollar can.

[Christy Lee]

Olive oil. That. That one or water.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah, sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

You tried the. The pouches? The Easy open pouch.

[Christy Lee]

I love the pouch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Starkist makes the great. And they'll even make tuna salad pouches.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I like the pouches. Then I pretend it's chewing tobacco and I dip in reaching them.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good. That's a good gag.

[Chick McGee]

You do that with tuna?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

That's great for your breath.

[Tom Griswold]

If you have, if you do have. Have one of these cans, you're not gonna do. Not Eat it. You'll have to have a plan. Bumblebee.

[Chick McGee]

See, now everybody's gonna think it's bumblebee tuna. And it's not.

[Christy Lee]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

That's my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's your plan. Display the bumblebee.

[Chick McGee]

Bumblebee. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Very good. Now, we have a tuna tribute coming up in a matter of moments.

[Chick McGee]

We've got an update on the super bowl ratings. Would you like to hear it or you want to read letters? What do you want to do?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's do our letters. And we have a. We are working on a special letters theme song. But until we get one, we're going to use this one. Ladies and gentlemen, from the Bobbin Town program, we have letters to read. Chick McGee will begin as we go to our email bag. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Dot com. Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I told you, it's a temporary song. Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

They didn't give me any letters. Oh, wait a minute. It. Hello, folks. This is from Craig. I would nod it. Can we hear that? Yeah, that's temporary.

[Pat Godwin]

Really get you going.

[Chick McGee]

See, you do this sometimes. You think so much and then you think yourself out of anything.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that. Long pause.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what this is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's our special music.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I like it, but there's no word of correspondence or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I told you, this is letters. We're not gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Letters.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a whole thing I'm working on.

[Pat Godwin]

He got letters.

[Tom Griswold]

This is just.

[Christy Lee]

He's over producing something, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it just struck me we're only getting this part of this song. Can you imagine him over trying to have someone record this?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, we're doing a whole new. This is. This is part of an old fake commercial.

[Christy Lee]

How many people are singing on it?

[Pat Godwin]

27.

[Tom Griswold]

1.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who is it?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I get fired all of a sudden? I'm looking for a specific.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, someone with a really good voice.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Pat, you have an excellent voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

You have very good range. It's just the particular. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Pat Godwin]

Timber.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I like this part. Why didn't you play this part? With this part, Why'd you turn it off?

[Pat Godwin]

A long pause in the beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Jason, can you edit this? So you just get to this tinkly parts to keep.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you edit this last 5 minutes out of any replay of the show? Yeah, Ever again.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, this is snappy.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, I'm looking for something.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, friends.

[Pat Godwin]

My feelings are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it's, it's. It involves socioethnic, racial.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a black guy. He's so afraid of being racist.

[Pat Godwin]

That was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't have our letters down. Down by the Mississippi. Mark Twain.

[Christy Lee]

I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Craig. Hello. People from experience, I would not advise beer can shooters. Are we talking about beer can?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember from the Bud Light.

[Tom Griswold]

In the Bud Light commercial, Peyton Manning. And who's the comedian?

[Josh Arnold]

Shane Gillis.

[Tom Griswold]

Shane Gillis. And the guy with the tattoos on his face, Post Malone. By the way, I. When I hear the name Post Malone, I thought it was a documentary about Ted Danson after leaving Cheers.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

That was good. Yes, much better. The intro.

[Chick McGee]

I've not personally seen it or used one, but we do toss beers to friends in the lake. One year, there was a longer than usual toss and the guy in the water tried to catch it. The skin between his thumb and first finger filleted open. As a result, he needed stitches. But he was 21 years old. He poured whiskey on it, wrapped a paper towel around it and partied.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's probably a legend now at the lake.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder how that happened.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I've hit a guy in the face I have with.

[Tom Griswold]

With a beer can.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

He wasn't looking.

[Josh Arnold]

He goes, hey, Arnold, beer me. Or whatever. Sort of underhand tossed in the beer, hit him in the face. He fell off the deck rail.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Harlan, I didn't say me out. I said beer me.

[Chick McGee]

You should have raised your arms. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Brian, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, let me get this right. So you were drinking and boating at the same time?

[Josh Arnold]

No, this was a deck on a deck rail on a boat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but still. Yeah, that's the whole point.

[Chick McGee]

I am reasonably certain that that was one of the big things that I first started drinking, was shooting beers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now you open the hole in the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

If you didn't see the commercial, shotgun. It looks like these guys, they're having this end of the culdesac party. And it's very funny, the setup on it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like it essentially have potato guns, but they're using them for beer can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but they look like it's like.

[Josh Arnold]

A T shirt cannon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it looks like a leaf blower. That's the gag.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Like this spontaneous thing.

[Josh Arnold]

They made it got you.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm sure if someone. If this doesn't exist, someone has been tinkering with a leaf blower and some kind of air cannon. For the last 48 hours. Building one. It would be quite dangerous, but hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe Christie pointed out, wouldn't the bear be all.

[Jess Hooker]

Wouldn't it be all fuzzy?

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, the point is, it's guys. They want to take the beer and shoot it at their buddy and probably hurt it.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I shot a potato gun into Lake Mead after a night in Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You had a potato gun just handy in Vegas?

[Chick McGee]

No, we brought it out there with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It seemed like I was having happy. Then I don't know what happened.

[Pat Godwin]

Who'd you go out there with?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I can't really say.

[Tom Griswold]

That wasn't the reasoning. We had a potato gun here, and then.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When we found out that sometimes they explode in your face.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't Ted Nugent involved with that? Didn't we?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, Ted.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite was, though, when. When Ted played his guitar. That was great. And I'm sorry. So we're off topic.

[Chick McGee]

Here's cat scratch fever. Hang on. Oh, I'm. It's Skinner.

[Tom Griswold]

I love.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got. Did I get you, man?

[Josh Arnold]

I was ready for catch crack.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, me too. Wait a minute. Don't. Wait, don't you have. You have my favorite guitar solo of all time. Journey to the center of the Mind Dukes. Here, play it. Here it comes.

[Chick McGee]

There it is. Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Skinner.

[Chick McGee]

This is. This will always be Skinner and Saturday Night Special.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot going on there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Three. Three Guitar army me.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's that now?

[Josh Arnold]

Who's that?

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's Ronnie. That's Ed King.

[Pat Godwin]

Eddie quit. Huh?

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Yeah. Well, Ronnie held a broken lamp up to his neck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, he didn't want it to. As Chick pointed out, he was a California boy and the rest of them were, you know, Jacksonville.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I watched that Skinner documentary again yesterday. It's about three hours long, and it reminded me a lot of.

[Pat Godwin]

The fighting involved.

[Chick McGee]

So the last time the guy held a broken layup up against the other guy's neck, and that was it. He quit and went home.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't cross Ronnie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, where were we? I've lost my place.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we finished one letter.

[Tom Griswold]

That was it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, do you.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a pretty decent story.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe we need the letter music.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that sets you up.

[Josh Arnold]

No wonder you're lost. We don't have the.

[Chick McGee]

The actual letter of music.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I, I.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not gonna read that one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I, I am absolutely stunned that someone is as into dumb Stuff as I am. I particularly enjoy the.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

The heading. This is from Peter in Cincinnati, Ohio. Dear clueless radio personalities. Hello. And Andy's wife. Ref. And McHale's Navy again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there was a crossover. It was amazing. Archie was an ensign.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was not aware of this. We. I think it was the anniversary of the Archie comic book.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yesterday was.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was. Was it like 1940? 42.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Before the war.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. And Archie now has evolved into Riverdale. Vastly different show.

[Christy Lee]

When they were punk draft dog.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they kind of ignored the war and those.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my era for reading AR comic books. It says. You never have mentioned the connection between Archie Comics and McHale's Navy. Archie became a radio show called Archie Andrews based on the comic book. A young actor named Bob Hastings played Archie. Several years later, he played Lieutenant Carpenter on McHale's Navy.

[Chick McGee]

Lead Bottom's assistant. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Block that person.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Peter. As you know, I'm a huge McHale's Navy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we know.

[Tom Griswold]

I even saw they. They made two full length theatrical release.

[Josh Arnold]

Movies and I saw one of them and it's fairly laugh free. But for Carl Ballantyne, he was Gruber.

[Tom Griswold]

But he was also a famous magician.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And the bespectacled. You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Joe Flynn.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Flynn's always bottom. Always great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tim. Tim Conway.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not funny in that movie, though. I was like, how'd you guys make Tim Conway not funny?

[Chick McGee]

How did this guy figure out how to send an email if he knows all these facts about. He must be 110 years old.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a matter of quality. This man probably works at a think tank. I hope he's working on keeping our nuclear superiority in place. Peter, thank you so much for taking the time and trouble to write. How does one write us, Josh? Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, it's really hard to give out the email address after an email like that. I don't want to share it. You know what I mean? Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Peter, do us a favor. Think before you email, okay? Just think, just for a second.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fun thing to know, Peter. And maybe that'll get someone out there to watch an old episode of McHale's Navy and meet Fuji. Go to New Caledonia. PT73. I love the episode where PT73 hits PT109 and JFK has to swim to the island to rescue warm the kids.

[Chick McGee]

There's no difference between the tennis ones. Make believe.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. That's true. You know, comedy is not necessarily a good time traveler except when it comes to great classic sitcoms. Now, the Bottom of Time show right now is brought to you by and sponsored by Better Help. Better Help. We hear about red flags we should avoid in life. Let's look for some green flags in ourselves. That's where therapy can come in and be extraordinarily helpful. Maybe you're out there in the world looking for maybe to go dating or to get married or building a friendship or building a relationship. Therapy can help you there as well. You've been thinking about therapy. Better help. BetterHelp is an interesting way to access therapy because it's done online. So it's a lot easier for you, a lot more flexible. Get the details by visiting betterhelp.com btshow and the interesting part about this is, of course, that the revolutionary part of it, I should say, is that you do the therapy online. So you can do it like you're on the phone with a therapist or you could do it like a zoom call where you can see the therapist. You could do it texting back and forth. Whatever works for you. There are 30,000 plus credentialed therapists with a wide range of specialties right now waiting to help you out. And over 5 million people have taken advantage of BetterHelp. So discover your green flags in life. How about that with BetterHelp, once again, you visit betterhelp.com BTShow the BTShow part will get you 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com BT show the supports to the Bob and Tom show, brought to you by BetterHelp. Coming up, we have. Can you play chopsticks on the guitar, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Because we have chopsticks in the news today. And by the way, parenthetical, Josh has his own chopsticks. Am I correct? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Gifted to me by some students I taught in Korea.

[Tom Griswold]

They got a case.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You put them together like a pool cue. Oh, it's very fancy. We have chopsticks news. We have Paul McCartney.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm merely a prop.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have the latest in fashion from Qdoba all on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-26-22-866. One more Bob and Tom next.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever spotted McDonald's hot crispy.

[Chick McGee]

Fries right as they're being scooped into the carton? And time Just stands still. Hey, there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee and Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

This has been Chick McGee speaking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Once again, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have a few more letters.

[Chick McGee]

We can't start reading letters until we hear the music.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the all new. This is just that. This is temporary music. The official letter music will be coming down the pike a little bit, but this is what we're gonna use, just on a temporary basis. Kind of a upbeat, cheerful morning. Hey. Hey. Good morning. How are you? Oh, that's good. You know, the amphetamines are kicking in, and we're able to get to work here. I've got a letter here for Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Josh Arnold, of course, is right next to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

This has got that kind of like. You're at a. You're at the lounge.

[Pat Godwin]

I like this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, coming up, there's a guy on the radio, but he's playing the piece piano. Hey, Fred Smith on bass. Today, Josh Arnold asked this question. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of bidet do you have? It sounds like a good one. This is from Buddy Man.

[Josh Arnold]

I need to take a picture of it. I get this question a lot, and I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You have an aftermarket bidet you attach to your toilet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this in the. You can't call it the master bedroom. What do they call it now? The primary bedroom. Oh, oh, what did you call it?

[Josh Arnold]

The slave owner's bed.

[Christy Lee]

It's the primary bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

Your thoughts, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there are other masters besides those who own slaves. I don't know. I don't get that. Are we good? So now what? Hey, I got my. I got my primary degree. Everybody chill out a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm so glad I read this letter.

[Chick McGee]

You know, this is where I came into the show yesterday. I don't know. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Can you find out what the brand is?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to have a plumber come hook it up?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I didn't, but. But I did. And here's what he was.

[Chick McGee]

But there's water everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

But, you know, I. I could have done it myself, but I had. It arrived the day that I was having a plumber come over and work on my sink. I went, hey, would you. And he goes, I'll just put that on there for you.

[Tom Griswold]

So this thing squirts your butt. Yeah. Post. Is it. Is. Is it a preset time frame? Do you press a button and it does it for like 15 seconds. Or do you turn it on and just wiggle around until you're ready and then undo it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's always on because it's also a seat heater. It's the seat itself. So it also warms up the seat. So that's always on. But then, yeah, when I want the water, I hit a button. Or either on a remote or on the side of it.

[Tom Griswold]

A remote.

[Josh Arnold]

Yet has a remote. And then you can adjust the seat temperature. You can adjust the water pressure. You can adjust.

[Tom Griswold]

Notice the water. Is the water coming out at temperature or does it start cold and then warm up at temperature?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's because it has a tiny little heater tank. Yeah, I just remember the brand name. It's called Horro. H o R O.

[Tom Griswold]

Horror.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And is it. Can you hook it up to an iPhone?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Not mine, but I bet they have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine?

[Chick McGee]

Bidet?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I've got. I gotta have my phone. I'm going to the bathroom. Oh, you're gonna be doing Wordle. No, no, no, no. It's. It's hooked up to my bidet. What a world we live in. And yet what a world we live in. Yes, you've got a. You've got a squirter for your butt, but we don't have world peace. What the hell's going on? What's wrong with. What's wrong with the world?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think we have squirters for our butts because we. We can't find world peace with these little comforts because.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very profound, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Who told you that?

[Josh Arnold]

I read that on a fortune cookie. We have school.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom writes Brian with an I or a Y with an I. Okay, I have a couple of suggestions for Josh's facial hair. Now, can you set us up here? Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

What's the couple weeks from now? I'm gonna shave my. I was gonna, you know, shave my beard off, hit the reset button, and I decided to let you guys decide what hair. How I should shave it off each day. You know, so one day I could have pork chops. One day I could have just a handlebar mustache.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna go, like, weeks at a time or are you gonna do it every day? One week.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know what I. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Monday will be different. Monday. And then.

[Chick McGee]

And as we all know, of all the horrible things that happened during the civil war, let's not Forget the facial hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was prevalent in the Civil War.

[Josh Arnold]

And it will end with just a regular mustache on Friday.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy wants to. He wants you to have, quote, a ridiculous handlebar mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

That will be Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're gonna, like. You can have the really cool, like, Neil Young sideburns.

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, at some point. You think those are cool, Stash?

[Chick McGee]

You think those are cool?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Neil Young could pull them off, huh? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm thinking that insane Civil War look Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Right. That's. Where is it a mustache? Down into the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but with no. So I'm essentially shaving off the gray part of my.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, that'd be the pork or the mutton chops. Then what would that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's a mustache going into the mutton chops.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where? The coffee place I go to. There's a guy that does that, has that. That he's there all the time. There's. There's like. He's like. Imagine if you just shaved from your lower lip straight down.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

If this is true, Stash going.

[Chick McGee]

And there's a guy who is. Facial hair. You know how close he is to punching you in the face every time.

[Christy Lee]

You'Re going there because you have to say something about it, because you have.

[Chick McGee]

To stare at it and make some stupid comment about it. I can just hear you.

[Tom Griswold]

I said hello to him for the first time yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Because you're scared of him. He knows.

[Tom Griswold]

He sees in there every day, all day long.

[Chick McGee]

You know his name?

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. He smokes cigars outside, though.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he does.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yes, this gentleman's wish will come true.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Good to know. Now, once again, if you want to reach us, Bob and [e-mail], this is our. Our newest segment in which we dive into your letters. And we were more than happy to do it. And we can do it throughout the show. But this is the prime segment now for that coming up, we have interesting news from the Dallas Mavericks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps they misnamed the. The team. I think based on this story, we'll find out what I'm talking about. Also, we have Krispy Kreme News, Paul McCartney news, a lot of cool dog stuff, hockey news, and Chopsticks and I. Are you gonna have a song for us ready to go? And you're gonna play Chopsticks on the guitar?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think I've ever heard Chopsticks on a guitar.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I Have either.

[Pat Godwin]

It'll be an Asian theme.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Very good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and to become.

[Chick McGee]

A Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show. No one knows music like Rolling Stone.

[Josh Arnold]

Senior writer Brian Hyatt talks the biggest.

[Chick McGee]

Music news from the biggest stars. Almost everyone is teaming up on Drake.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Drake versus the World.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You first met Prince. You were driving for him before you were drumming for him.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Steven Wonder.

[Christy Lee]

You kind of have to understand how.

[Tom Griswold]

Stevie began white radio.

[Chick McGee]

That's where the money was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where it still is.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I'm saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Rolling Stone music.

[Josh Arnold]

Now follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk president. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker's joined us. Hi. Hi there. There's Ace Cosby. I'm in shock. I'm sorry? I'm in shock. You're in shock.

[Josh Arnold]

He's wearing it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and we're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And Tom is wearing his Browns hat I got him for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a nice khaki.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh Arnold is here, too. Ace distracted. The man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold eats it. Oh, who said that? What the hell? He's over there at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick.

[Tom Griswold]

Withholding.

[Christy Lee]

Withholding what?

[Tom Griswold]

My nasty tag for that Joke. Joke. Let's move forward. No. Chick McGee got me a nice Cleveland Browns cap.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

And the thing about being a Browns fan, first of all, the fact that they have a horrific rapist on their team, that's a problem. But also really.

[Chick McGee]

It really hit the ear wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm tired. I'm tired of dancing around this stuff. These NFL players that are criminals.

[Chick McGee]

He won't be back.

[Tom Griswold]

He won't. They take off.

[Chick McGee]

They found a loophole.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta hope they take all this money, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Should I have moral clauses?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's called moral turpitude. I use turpitude to clean my paintbrushes. What I was saying was the other problem with being a Browns fan, other than the fact that they haven't won since the great era of Dr. Frank Ryan, Jim Brown and Gary Collins.

[Chick McGee]

Only you would mention Frank Ryan before Jim Brown. But go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was their quarterback. He was a distinct.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I read Somewhere that he hasn't watched a football game since he retired.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm sure he would not speak to you about anything if you guys met.

[Tom Griswold]

PhD. Where was I?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can't put a thought together.

[Tom Griswold]

The brown's colors are just awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, they're classic.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're classic.

[Chick McGee]

They get a pass.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're awful. And then I heard a thing over the weekend that this year's color is yellow. See, look. Yellow blows. I hate yellow clothing. Oh, it's some fashionista saying everything's gonna be yellow. Oh, for spring with me it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

You hate yellow.

[Christy Lee]

You know, how do you hate yellow?

[Tom Griswold]

It's easy.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like.

[Josh Arnold]

I am curious.

[Christy Lee]

It's a happy color. It brings sunshine and joy to people.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you'll get the stretch of the day. Someone was saying for the. For the kids musical. Yeah, for the, like fifth graders. What's the musical this year? And I said, it's O Calcutta. And nobody got it. See Oak El. Cut ahead. Like full frontal nudity. Big time. Who's the famous TV actor? That actually was McLean Stevens on Broadway. I've had ilk on in Oak Elk. I don't know, but with full frontal. I'll think of it.

[Josh Arnold]

EG Marshall.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he was too old.

[Christy Lee]

You hate yellow color of P. Is that why?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. I just don't think it looks good.

[Josh Arnold]

In P. Well, here's the deal, though. That hat does look really good on you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's khaki, so it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

It matches.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man. Perfection.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

That pink thing had to go.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have a bunch of the things.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, that doesn't make any sense for Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean? It's a nice. That's nice. This is a super lightweight and it's from a company that turns sailboats into luggage and stuff. Sail. Sailing. The sails from sailboats. You are really just a raving sailboat.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Just a pit of conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a second. It is the most. Excuse me.

[Pat Godwin]

My carry on was a scooter to be around.

[Christy Lee]

It is the rudder valleys.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me. I meant to say the sales from. It is the most pretentious 1 percenter form of recycling. Good God. It's like. Well, we only. We only recycle the bottles. The bottles from Perrier. They take sails from sailboats and they. And they turn them into like. For example. My dopp kit is made of true heroes. Yes, as I said, it is. It is the most lofty, pretentious, ivory towery recycling of all Time. But I like it. It.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he.

[Tom Griswold]

I like sailboats.

[Pat Godwin]

Sue me.

[Tom Griswold]

If it weren't for sailboats, I'd be cutting my own lawn. Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

God, even Ace with an oh, nobody could take a joke. You know, I wasn't the captain of that.

[Josh Arnold]

John, when you and I are both canceled, we'll start our own show.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody's got to lighten up a little.

[Pat Godwin]

Bit in the luggage.

[Tom Griswold]

You're in a sailboat that. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Can we do anything else? You know, what happened to the letter segment? What happened to that?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been on a sailboat?

[Chick McGee]

A sailboat? No, I've not.

[Josh Arnold]

Either have I. I've never been. It seems like a g. I've been forced to hang.

[Chick McGee]

I've been forced to hang out with people who have sailboats. Evidently.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not relaxing, I'll tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it seems like they're constantly scrambling.

[Tom Griswold]

Back and forth, you know? Do you know who go 4 miles per hour? Do you want to know something? You.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't want to know anything.

[Tom Griswold]

A chick. One of your favorites of history. A man of import to history. Robert Oppenheimer was an expert sailor.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he was. He. He was an elitist prick, too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. That's right. He was an elitist. I only wish he could be at the meetings now, but he's deceased.

[Chick McGee]

Yoshima got a death. Ask him.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert Oppenheimer was an excellent horseman and sailor.

[Pat Godwin]

And he had great luggage.

[Chick McGee]

And the worst cocktail party continues, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Thirdly, he made great cocktails.

[Tom Griswold]

That's no joke. In the book they talk about Robert Oppenheimer loved to have people over and he would try to get them drunk. But he was one of those guys who would make expert cocktails and had all the measurements.

[Chick McGee]

Jerk. I'm gonna get my friends drunk so they'll be stupid. What a dick.

[Josh Arnold]

I do not want. For those who didn't hear it, Tom looked at chicken, said, said, do you want to know something? And chick said, no, I don't want to know anything.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, so far, so good. And I've got. I've got new letter music. Are you ready? I think you'll like it.

[Tom Griswold]

If this is copyrighted music, don't play.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's Les McCann. We could play this instead.

[Pat Godwin]

That is letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we play compared to what? No, we can't play someone else's music.

[Chick McGee]

On the show unless that. It's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He told me it was now are being erased on YouTube.

[Chick McGee]

Not if I play it in A.

[Tom Griswold]

Certain place, then no one can hear.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it is fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course it is. Go ahead, read a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. I thought the letter segment was over, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Les.

[Tom Griswold]

Les McCann. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

How about this? You remember yesterday when Tom was going bananas about how awful the halftime show was?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The Super Bowl. Kendrick Lamar.

[Josh Arnold]

And what would you guys say is the general consensus about the halftime show? I haven't really.

[Tom Griswold]

Very controversial.

[Chick McGee]

Well, FOX released the numbers yesterday and final viewership numbers are in for Super Bowl 59. The numbers 127.7 million viewers. It's a new record that's even higher than they thought. With a peak audience of 137.7 in the second quarter and the most watched super bowl halftime performance in history, 133.5 million viewers.

[Tom Griswold]

The most. The most thoughtful commentary I read was. Was.

[Chick McGee]

He has known this in Prick Monthly. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind. It was awful. And if you liked it, you're an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

The only thing I saw was that they think he's. That Kendrick Lamar will be responsible.

[Pat Godwin]

What did you think, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

I liked it. I like Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, he's an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

That was mid sentence.

[Tom Griswold]

It was unintelligible. I couldn't understand a word he was saying. It's not for me.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's so not for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The. The commentary was that he.

[Chick McGee]

You can't be serious with your criticism and telling people if you enjoyed it, you're awful and. And you hate them. You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

You won't go sailing with me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then put me down with Kendrick Lamar.

[Tom Griswold]

It was unintelligible.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not your style.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was. Could you understand a word he was saying?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What did your father.

[Jess Hooker]

Absolutely could hear.

[Chick McGee]

What did your father. What did your father think of the music that you liked when you were. For a kid coming.

[Tom Griswold]

He's okay with it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Okay. What am I trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, dad, you want to play some airplane?

[Josh Arnold]

Airplane Jefferson.

[Chick McGee]

There.

[Josh Arnold]

You just. You guys referred to it as.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You'Re dead. Like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There is no way.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No parent like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Papa Umau Mao by the Rivingtons.

[Chick McGee]

That they should be the super bowl after.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Are they alive?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but of course not if they were. That guy watch that. If I could make a lofty point. It just made the point.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you can help.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you won't. Let me get it out. He was saying, if you're not familiar with his work, this is not going to lead you to it because it was not particularly inviting. Ah. Whereas other halftime shows, people go, oh, that's cool. Bruno Mars. That guy can really sing. That's a great show that he. There was apparently not an uptick in his.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently they're thinking, though, there will be an uptick in flared denim.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He had bell bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, like, you know what stores are stocking up.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good. That if I see people burn them, I'll know. I don't want to talk.

[Chick McGee]

Who can dance? What's her face with Serena? Was she dancing? She's a great little dancer.

[Jess Hooker]

Serena Williams.

[Chick McGee]

Serena Williams was dancing.

[Jess Hooker]

She was doing the sea walk. Yeah, she did that at Wimbledon and got. It stands for Crip.

[Chick McGee]

Crip walk.

[Tom Griswold]

Very helpful for our culture.

[Josh Arnold]

She had a brick of an answer for you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I knew that. I read that. It's all about his. It's a diss track about Drake. Two people I couldn't care less about. If both their planes go down, I don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's two guys that are both mega millionaires with private jets there. Since with all the problems in the world, this is what you're attacking another rapper? Well, I mean, does that really matter to anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

Certainly not to me. I was just curious as to whether.

[Tom Griswold]

Or not it's in the world of models, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I, I. There's a couple songs on Damn. I think that his first album, Kendrick, that I like, and it was okay, but I don't get as passionate and angry about it as you do, and I find that that's the part that I.

[Pat Godwin]

That Steely Dan and the Eagles did a diss track back and forth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What if Steely Dan.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they did.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Calif. Hotel California is a little diss to what Steely Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's turned on. Anybody can listen to that song and they can. It's accessible. They don't have to know that there's a. I didn't know there was a thing going on there. It's ridiculous. If you care about that feud, good luck in life. Maybe you should focus on your own failures.

[Chick McGee]

You know what we're going to do when we come back? We're going to talk about sports, something that will make everyone smile.

[Christy Lee]

All right. People are afraid to be.

[Chick McGee]

And Little Debbie snack cakes.

[Tom Griswold]

We live in a society where people can't criticize anything because they're afraid they're going to be attacked for being critical. So if you liked it, great. Good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you mean it.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're really Respectful. Enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Enjoy life on the lower level of intellect.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I stand by it. I still say I liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're allowed to like it.

[Chick McGee]

I got some Kendrick for you here.

[Tom Griswold]

My dog. My dog eats his own poop. He likes that.

[Chick McGee]

You. You want to hear. You want to hear Kendrick?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, you're right and everybody's wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, I. You have the. You're entitled to your opinion.

[Chick McGee]

I have some.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

The way you're presenting it, they're not entitled at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think a lot less of.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Kendrick Lamar right now. Oh, no, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I got you gear, you rascal you.

[Chick McGee]

It's scanner.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like a Rick roll.

[Christy Lee]

It's a litter. It's a Leonard lunge.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, if you're listening and you think that there are people in the studio that are really mad at other people, you'd be correct.

[Josh Arnold]

There's actually a diss track for the Ozark Mountain daredevils.

[Tom Griswold]

It is so pat. When that came out, did you sit and watch the whole thing? The watch.

[Pat Godwin]

What whole thing?

[Tom Griswold]

The halftime show. Well, I was in the air.

[Pat Godwin]

I was watching another movie and going back and forth, I watched.

[Tom Griswold]

It was so moving. You turned to finish watching Deep Throat.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, I was watching a Michael Keaton movie on hbo.

[Tom Griswold]

So that, that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Deep Throat.

[Tom Griswold]

Deep Throat.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good, Dongho.

[Chick McGee]

Not a great movie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when she works at the grocery store, he starts eating cookies.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what day is today.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, can we have this argument over by the milk.

[Tom Griswold]

You can have.

[Christy Lee]

It's Wednesday, February 12th.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

That means it's two days away from Valentine's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so this is it. Valentine's Day Friday. Free shipping ends today at Steven Singer Jewelers. So you've got a few minutes to get this done because got to get the orders in before 2:00 Eastern Time. Steven Singer's signature gold dip roses. Real roses dipped in 24 karat gold. By the way, the big one for the season, sold out already. But he's got plenty more other ones in the collection. Some of them starting at just $59.95. They come in a beautiful gift box. There's a nice card from you, but the peacock teal is sold out. By the way, he's got lots of great bracelets, necklaces, earrings, etc, etc, and of course plenty of diamonds and a great value. Find out what I'm talking about. Ihatestevensinger.com, order today to make sure you get it in time for Valentine's Day with that free shipping. And oh, don't forget, also there's that big storm on the east coast right now in a couple of spots. So it could make things a little dicey. I'd recommend getting on this immediately. Real authentic jewelry from Stephen Singer, real diamonds, of course, and 24 karat gold dipped roses that last forever. Visit ihatestevensinger.com that's ihatestevensinger.Com Coming up, we have sports. Are we going to get to our sports broadcast? We have a couple things in sports. Do we have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. Very good. Very good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Yeah. This is a show.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Let's do some sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. There's Chrissy Lee and Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker's joined us. Bob Zany coming up later this morning. Morning. That'll get Tom back on a on track. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Trickster.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. I know. You're discombobulated. Good morning, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got everything in order now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready to go. Got everything in the right place over here.

[Chick McGee]

All right. How about this?

[Tom Griswold]

You got some sporting news for me?

[Chick McGee]

Looks like Kellen Moore, the offensive coordinator of the world champion Philadelphia Eagles, I hate saying that. Is the new head coach of the New Orleans Saints. You know what he did? He went down there with his team. He was the offensive coordinator with the Eagles and they're playing to the Superdome, New Orleans. He goes, you know, I'm just going to stay here.

[Christy Lee]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just going to stay here. This is where the Saints are. I don't want to go. I don't want to go back to Philly. And I certainly can't blame him. Ever been to Philly? Anyway, so that's the latest hire in the NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

And the giant schnauzer I think won the Westminster last night. I believe we have a a video or a picture of the giant schnauzer named Monty. He won the top prize at Westminster Kennel Club's dog show. Monty, of course, bested six other finalists to take best in show last night at the Madison Square Garden. The award considered the most prestigious prize United States dog show world looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

A giant Scotty and I.

[Chick McGee]

And if we get a chance to see the trainer, what do they call her? An attack. It it is Edie Falco. I don't know. I don't know who that lady is.

[Christy Lee]

But her name's Brenda.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that guy looks to got a nice happy face. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of a mustache.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You know what he's thinking right now?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

This is great. This is great. This is the greatest day of my life.

[Christy Lee]

This was his third time.

[Chick McGee]

See, now, now look, this is what the woman does. And no reason. It's the schnauzer.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have to go through so much to get to that point.

[Josh Arnold]

They have to look at their butts and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no golden retrievers on there.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not in this class. Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. This is the best in show. This is the. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that, a whippet?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. No. Is it a whippet or a greyhound?

[Chick McGee]

I don't like non fluffy dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

A flat side.

[Tom Griswold]

Whip it good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Way to go.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Carmela.

[Josh Arnold]

Way to go, Edie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You think Tony. You think Tony fixed it.

[Josh Arnold]

That German shepherd is so handsome.

[Christy Lee]

There's her butt.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a very lengthy article in the New York Times about why a golden retriever will not win the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they're untrainable. Right. Isn't that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're the best. They're the best. Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

A Dallas Mavericks fan ejected from Monday's game after calling for general manager Nico Harrison be fired to catch you up. Nico's the one who traded away Luca Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers and.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course used to sing with the Velvet Underground.

[Chick McGee]

And oh, by the way, did you guys know this?

[Tom Griswold]

That album the Velvet Underground and Nikki?

[Christy Lee]

No, never heard of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That may be the most obscure reference.

[Josh Arnold]

I love so far.

[Chick McGee]

So far, anyway. And the Mavericks got Anthony Davis and he played one game and it looked like he got hit in the balls and he left the court. He won't be on back on court for a couple months now.

[Tom Griswold]

Evidently he's good trade. But here's what bugs me about this. What is the name of the team?

[Chick McGee]

The Mavericks footage captured one fan hijacking a jumbotron karaoke segment to mouth the words fire, Nico. And the entire. It erupted with cheers when they.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a fan.

[Chick McGee]

This is a fan saying fire needed.

[Tom Griswold]

For this on the Jumbotron. And if isn't. Isn't he a quote unquote maverick? Isn't that what Maverick means?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed.

[Christy Lee]

I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody's more sensitive than these basketball people.

[Chick McGee]

ESPN reports he and another man were also seen holding large Poster board, signs that read fire Neat. Eco spelled correctly, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

It's their first amendment right.

[Chick McGee]

And security guards had to remove them from American Airlines center for violating the NBA's code of conduct.

[Tom Griswold]

The NBA has a code of conduct? I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently doesn't involve things that happen in hotel rooms with a non consensual. Oh, sorry, he's on one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do we do?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to be the only one out here telling to shut up. You guys gotta join in.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I'd like to put this out there.

[Chick McGee]

Still talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say you have drunk fans and you put them on the jumbotron. Who says good things are gonna happen now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, yeah, but fire Nico's so innocuous.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe there was something else they were doing. Maybe they were drunk and disorderly.

[Josh Arnold]

The signs I could get because you're blocking people behind you potentially take them away.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're. It's all because they're. They've made it. What is considered by some to be the worst trade in the history of sports.

[Josh Arnold]

Basketball players are always so sensitive. That guy yelled at me in the eighth row.

[Chick McGee]

Josh was a hockey fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Where men can take it.

[Chick McGee]

An Australian influencer had to be hospitalized after a stunt in which he tried to run through a wall of duct tape. Do we have the video on this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I couldn't find it, but I. It's Jason.

[Chick McGee]

If you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. If you read it, it's. It's pretty dumb.

[Christy Lee]

Was it for a world record or.

[Chick McGee]

According to the influencer known as Lil L I l. Yeah. Golo G O L O.

[Tom Griswold]

So already. Already I'm out.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Attempted to run through a wall of 1,000 rolls of duct tape.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's got to be heavy.

[Chick McGee]

That he fashioned between two rolls. Well, of course he's not going to make it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Footage of the stunt uploaded to his Instagram page, which featured clips of him running through one strip of tape, then 10, then 110.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't be easy.

[Chick McGee]

He tried to run through a thousand. He was leveled to the ground and knocked out cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Rush.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a good commercial for duct tape. Yeah, but. Yeah. Should have gone testicles first. Then we'll.

[Josh Arnold]

With full bush that way. Yeah, they gotta rip that off and ouch.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he can make a neck brace out of duct tape.

[Josh Arnold]

I always enjoyed the gag in movies where somebody would be. They would. They would be like tied to a chair and they had their mouth duct taped and the person would rip the duct Tape off. And they go, hey, you need to let me go. They would talk for a little while and then the pain would hit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

What if they have a beard?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's gotta hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

That would. That would really hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

It hurts on my arm.

[Chick McGee]

A Colombian.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is this it? Yeah. 3,000. Here he goes. Here he goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, the back of his head slams on the concrete so hard. I can't. That guy's got permanent damage.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. As he hits it with his chest, his legs keep going forward and his head slams on the concrete.

[Christy Lee]

They would put a mat down.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would he not have been wearing it? Well, he's an idiot. That's. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing but soup for him from now on, I would imagine.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

He's not holding his own. Yeah, Yeah. A few years from now, it'll be the wheelchair. Air powered.

[Josh Arnold]

That is rough.

[Tom Griswold]

Left turn.

[Christy Lee]

Poor man.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's an idiot. He deserves it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here's the fun.

[Christy Lee]

Deserves.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the fun. You're that stupid story about the fun sport of hockey. Hockey. Okay. A Seattle man facing assault charges after he shoved two young referees at his son's hockey game.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I want to see the call.

[Chick McGee]

According to.

[Josh Arnold]

Fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

According to ABC News, a man accused of knocking the referees, age 12 and 14. What?

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's a monster.

[Chick McGee]

Onto their backs on the ice. And what police said appeared to be an unprovoked attack. Police report states the man claimed he had acted in defense of his son after an altercation with a player on the opposing team. Officers noted in the report that there was no fight at the time, but rather the man walked directly towards one referee, shoved him with enough force to knock him onto his back. The two referees were treated at the scene, but neither required hospitalization. The man charged with misdemeanor assault.

[Tom Griswold]

They made him finish his Molson in the penalty. You know, I've seen. I've seen the video.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes up and he's decks these two guys. They're kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a shame. Maybe he lost a parlay.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows? Maybe he had.

[Chick McGee]

If you're betting on youth league hockey.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent program.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, I know that you've been preparing a song that would be appropriate for some of the stuff we've been talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. Chick loves the Skinner, right now. He saw the documentary.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I don't know what you're talking about. Why are you picking on me? Because I don't. It's Skinnered. All right, guys, who's with me? Come on, let's. Let's go, Streaky.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's waning.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, we'll have to come up with another cut. That's all.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Do you have a Skinner knockoff for us or a tribute?

[Pat Godwin]

No, but I mentioned Skinnered in the song and one of my songs, so it's a. It's a great way to shove one of my songs into the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now let me. Allow me for one moment to mention that you're going to be doing a special Valentine's Day weekend show. It will be the day after Valentine's Day, this Saturday evening, I should say, in Evansville with Willie G. And Jeff Oskar. That's gonna be a great show at Pat Cozlitz. It's a big event in Evansville every year. You can't miss this one.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a lot of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now get the information from Pat Kozlitz. But what have you got over there? Now?

[Pat Godwin]

You never return my rake. You don't cut your lawn. You play Skynyrd on the weekend's lap some nights till the crack of dawn. Turn it down. You got a mean old dog, cars on Block 6 kids, a dead oak tree, and your braless elderly mom is on the porch for all to see. Oh, I've never been so annoyed living next to you at a nice neighborhood party. Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna slow dance with your mother at the backyard barbecue, get her all hot and bothered even though she's 82. I'll put on Free Bird and get your mom to dance. She'll have one hand on my butt and the other down my pants open.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll dirty dance with your mama, make her boobs jiggle and shake, and I'll bet you by tomorrow you'll return my rake.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Excellent. Patty G. Pat's gonna be joining us along with more or less everybody else for our special event coming up in Iowa. It's the Riverside Casino and Resort Events Center. And we got. We'll have the first T shirt to sample tomorrow. We're gonna be selling these T shirts as a benefit for the Stead Medical Facility. This is really fun.

[Chick McGee]

And what about the poster? Isn't there a secret in the poster?

[Tom Griswold]

There's three.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Three now.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's something else. And I still don't know who because we're gonna do the radio show live in front of people.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It'll be. It'll be Friday, February 21st.

[Chick McGee]

Who wants to come and watch us fight in person? I don't understand. I've never understood it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then they'll see that when we're.

[Chick McGee]

Off, they think we're fun.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't mean it. When you're off the air, it gets worse that there's more cursing. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Have you ever had a Little Debbie snack cake?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I don't eat stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

But have you ever, even when you were a kid?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Oh, my mother was a very good cook. She'd make real baked goods.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Little Debbie?

[Josh Arnold]

A billion dollar company one morning said he didn't buy his pastries off the shelf or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't buy off the shelf pastries.

[Christy Lee]

That's why mommy made it them.

[Tom Griswold]

So. And I just. I don't eat crap like that. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Jake.

[Christy Lee]

I have eaten plenty of Little Debbie's oatmeal cream pies. I've lived on them and my kids lived on them.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm more of a hostess.

[Chick McGee]

Top 10 Little Debbie snack cakes ranked from 10 to 1.

[Christy Lee]

Star crunch.

[Chick McGee]

Star Crunch is not on the list.

[Josh Arnold]

We are.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make the. Do these guys make the one that looks like a snowball?

[Josh Arnold]

That's Hostess.

[Chick McGee]

That's Hostess. Those are gold, pink and white. I love those. Number 10, powdered dime donuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Little Debbie powder donuts. Top three.

[Pat Godwin]

That is. That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I knew this would cost some controversy. Number nine is zebra cakes. Or as it's pronounced at my house, zebra.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the right way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And they change colors for the. For the holidays.

[Jess Hooker]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'll get to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Look like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's, it's. Yeah, it's kind of a. How many sizes that. Six? Yeah. There's cream and there's chocolate stripes on the top.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you seen the zebra cake Swiss cake roll?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, those are awes.

[Josh Arnold]

They combined them.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now there's powdered donuts, zebra cakes and frosted donuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are your classic.

[Chick McGee]

Comes in at number eight, Classic chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it leave you with like a metallic taste after you've eaten from.

[Chick McGee]

Number seven is chocolate cupcakes. Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Little Debbie chocolate cupcakes. They just look. Look like Hostess cupcakes, but they're a Little Debbie brand.

[Josh Arnold]

They're lesser than Hostess. Do we all agree on that?

[Chick McGee]

I think so. A little bit. Number six. Something I've never cared for the chocolate marshmallow punch pie.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Like the moon pie. The marshmallow angle on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Marshmallows should be limited to s'mores.

[Chick McGee]

You're not participating. You've been banned from.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can't play.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the man still has opinions.

[Jess Hooker]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Number five is, is Swiss rolls.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Those are very smart pants.

[Tom Griswold]

I got something for you over there, lady. Yeah, I know you love Kendrick Lamar.

[Christy Lee]

Tomorrow could we finish?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I gotta take, I want to say if. Yeah, hang on a second. I might have, I don't know if I have anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

He's gonna whip it out.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my God, I love him.

[Chick McGee]

What do you weigh now? Like 120, 125.

[Tom Griswold]

I have five dollars. Okay, I'm gonna give you this five bucks if you can answer this question.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You were talking about the, the so called diss track.

[Chick McGee]

Man. We were having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Makes me sick.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't eat them. They don't exist.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name? Who's the Canadian guy? Drake.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, Drake.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, this gets kind of complicated. Who was his uncle?

[Jess Hooker]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Famous musician.

[Jess Hooker]

I, I, I, I didn't know he was related.

[Tom Griswold]

Any incredible musician.

[Chick McGee]

The big Duck. The big Duck? That's why his name. Drake.

[Tom Griswold]

Drake's uncle is a very famous musician. Brilliant.

[Pat Godwin]

What instrument?

[Tom Griswold]

Bass.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Donald Duck Dunn.

[Josh Arnold]

Les Claypool.

[Pat Godwin]

Count Basie.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen a photograph of Drake? Donald Duck Dunn might be the wrong.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just trying to guess, Tom. I'm trying to get out of. Whatever you're doing.

[Pat Godwin]

We gotta move on.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a, you're a big fan. You know who it is, is.

[Chick McGee]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Larry Graham. Of, of course, of Sly in the Family Stone.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, there, now you've got something that might replace Leonard Skinner.

[Tom Griswold]

The Family stone.

[Pat Godwin]

That is good base.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Yeah. But a little obscure trivia for you know that you can go, you can go wallow in your. Whatever that crap was.

[Chick McGee]

Number four, Honey buns. I've never had a honey bun.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had a honey bun.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody else?

[Tom Griswold]

Great song. And the musical South Pacific.

[Christy Lee]

Number three.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Now there's a topic everyone can relate with.

[Josh Arnold]

It's no happy talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Number three, Peanut butter Crunch bars.

[Chick McGee]

Number three, birthday cakes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and the birthday cakes. I think they also mutate into like the Christmas cake and then the Valentine.

[Tom Griswold]

Day B high is calling.

[Chick McGee]

And number two, oatmeal cream pies.

[Christy Lee]

And number one.

[Chick McGee]

And I think no Oatmeal cream piece pie should be number one.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

That's my. But number one. Little Debbie. Nutty Buddies.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Those are the peanut butter crunch bar things. Nutty Buddies are great.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never had one.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Not making the top ten Nutty Buddies sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

What happens in the bathroom at a bus station.

[Chick McGee]

Banana marshmallow pies. Fudge brownies.

[Christy Lee]

I enjoyed this ch.

[Chick McGee]

Big bars. Cosmic brownies. Remember the Cosmic Brownies?

[Jess Hooker]

I liked them when they had nuts on up.

[Chick McGee]

She liked the nuts. Tom number.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel the same way about glazed donuts. Caitlyn.

[Pat Godwin]

Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner.

[Jess Hooker]

I liked her better when she had the nuts.

[Chick McGee]

I have never worked so hard in my life.

[Christy Lee]

I enjoyed it very much. And now 90% of the people.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just gonna say just know that most listeners were like, tom, please shut up. We want to hear the list of.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody'S eating Little Debbies.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm going to.

[Josh Arnold]

I also applaud Tom for making. Retaining the villain.

[Chick McGee]

Here's. I'm doing this for my own good. We continue with the end of days on this show. Here's. Here's Tom. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a friend of mine, Larry Graham, pull me over.

[Christy Lee]

Graham. I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a friend called me over. He's a genius.

[Chick McGee]

He's a bass player. One in a million. You. He. He has a very deep voice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

One in a million.

[Tom Griswold]

Obscure trivia fact. I'll tell you.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe I'm gonna punch you so hard, you're gonna come back and they're go, why are you talking funny? Punched him in the face.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Tom Griswold]

I have gunners. Got some stuff too.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Chop Show. Good. Good morning. We've decided our favorite Little Debbie snack cake is Star Crunch oatmeal cream pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Never had.

[Christy Lee]

I do love it. Oh, and then when they made them bigger, remember when they had the bigger oatmeal cream pie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one with the nuts?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

No. It has no nuts. It's an oatmeal cookie with white cream in the middle.

[Chick McGee]

The brownies had nuts on them. We've got more sports.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't wait.

[Chick McGee]

A Colombian circus performer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is my favorite. Have you seen this? Wait a minute. Wait, hold on.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have the video for it?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't Stop. Where's the world record music?

[Chick McGee]

I tried to ease that out.

[Christy Lee]

Obviously.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously. That was a misstep. I'm sorry. Stupid world. A Colombian circus performer has broken the Guinness World record for the longest duration juggling five balls while performing a headstand.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I know slow down here. So now I want to help slow down. He's, he's, he's got like a, like, you know, the seat that a drummer sits on or like a unicycle seat, that kind of thing.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's, he's doing a headstand on that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. So his arms are free.

[Tom Griswold]

So his head is about, what, about like 2 1/2ft off the ground? 3ft off the ground. And then so his legs are in.

[Josh Arnold]

The air when he juggles, don't the balls just fall right to the ground?

[Tom Griswold]

And he's, he's upside down juggling. Do we have the video? Okay, there we go. Here we there, you can see it. Whoa. So his legs are spread eagled and he's juggling five balls upside down.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a kimbo.

[Chick McGee]

All right. So welcome to Taintville, huh? Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it does look like. It looks like an airplane landing up there. The. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, jugglers say that juggling three balls is difficult, but juggling five balls is like a million times harder.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this case, it's seven balls. If it's seven balls. If you look at his testicles right there, although they're black, he held that.

[Chick McGee]

Position for 45 seconds. After earning the title, he posted a video of himself and his record breaking pose with his Guinness World record certificate between his legs.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Isn't that cool?

[Chick McGee]

We were spared.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Juggling five balls upside down, that's fast.

[Christy Lee]

Fascinating.

[Josh Arnold]

Imagine the life that guy could have led if he hadn't bothered to learn.

[Tom Griswold]

That he's in the circus. He's probably true.

[Josh Arnold]

It's his. This is his calling.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, isn't that the great beginning of one of the journey songs, Circus Life?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I, I can't even imagine that that's a good journey.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was Circle of life. Lights.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. I don't think it's circus Light.

[Chick McGee]

The lights. Lights go down. Lights go down.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a different one.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he's going for faithfully, but he's missing the lyrics.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it a circus life? Yeah, the opening line, Jonathan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. It's not circus life.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was about being on the circus. Well, then that song blows.

[Chick McGee]

Jonathan Cain is The Kendrick Lamar of Germany. I said it. I don't care who disagrees.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey. He and Neil did have beef.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

And Neil was right.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell?

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I updated my iPhone and it took away my Internet button where it normally is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know. It moved. It moves everything around. It's. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Apple. You suck.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't mean.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mr. Apple, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, we love Apple.

[Josh Arnold]

I meant it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Mr. Apple, sir. Oh, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, is it circus life? Unfaithfully?

[Josh Arnold]

I can't even look it up because.

[Tom Griswold]

Apple moves my crap around. It's not circus. All these years, I thought it was circus life.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're not surprised by that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who runs Apple now?

[Pat Godwin]

Cook?

[Josh Arnold]

You can gargle my nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, actually, the more you read about Mr. Cook, that's kind of his thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you walked right into that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, okay, okay. Tom's right. Circus life under the big top world. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nicely done. For you.

[Chick McGee]

No, he said circus lights.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't. No, I didn't. I said circus lights. I was saying this.

[Christy Lee]

Juggler life under the big top world. Start a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Owe you an apology.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, when the man's right, he's right.

[Christy Lee]

I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

It hurts that he's so correct.

[Chick McGee]

It really does.

[Tom Griswold]

That was.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that song rocks, too, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that was, you know, that I used to do. I. Wait a second. I used to do high. I used to do High School Promise. That's the one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Many. There's someone listening out there right now that copped their first feel to that song at a dance that I was the DJ for. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Wasn't you, was it?

[Josh Arnold]

I heard Tim Cook handled his first set of balls.

[Chick McGee]

You're gonna get us.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. You're gonna get.

[Josh Arnold]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

Apple devices are gonna suddenly somehow call.

[Josh Arnold]

The IRS another fraudulent group.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever wondered what the odds of making a half court shot at the basketball game are?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no. Wait a minute. Hang on. Remember you asked me to do the story?

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, because we have an interesting story. Did you guys hear about the guy that got the half court shot and then didn't get the money?

[Christy Lee]

No, I did not.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody has.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a backlash.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody cares. Nobody knows anything about this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Even those involved over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever pay attention to anything in the news? This is a big news. This is big news in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Big news in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you guys, all you want to do is talk about how great the halftime show was. At the Super Bowl.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not comment on that again.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the things at halftime of. Of events in the world of basketball, I don't know what they do in hockey games.

[Josh Arnold]

Every sporting event has some kind.

[Tom Griswold]

Hockey games. They do the thing with the. They put like a small slot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In front of the net.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll do that.

[Tom Griswold]

And they shoot a puck and you.

[Josh Arnold]

Get a hundred musical chairs thing where people fall, all kinds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here's the headline. After backlash, University of Massachusetts will award student who lost half court shot contest on a technicality. Well, here's the story. This guy made a half court shot at. In Amherst, Mass. At the University of Massachusetts there. His name is Noah Lee. He's a senior in college. He was chosen at random to compete in the halftime challenge during a basketball game last Wednesday. Here's how it works. He had to make a layup, a free throw, and a three pointer to earn $10,000 prize.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a. There's a video of this. He goes, makes the free throw, goes back, makes. He makes the layup, makes the free throw, makes a three pointer. Then he goes to way back, takes a running start, heaves the ball. It goes in the crowd, goes nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

He is then informed that apparently his toe touched the line when he shot.

[Josh Arnold]

So he scratched.

[Chick McGee]

Shot, Shot. No good.

[Christy Lee]

He scratched.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Period. End of story.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was a huge backlash, and now the school says if. If they. They're gonna. They're essentially gonna pay him. Several companies stepped up, said they would give him the money.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a minute. University students were whining about something.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's news. Yeah. Yeah. Between that and praising the halftime show at the Super Bowl, I didn't even watch it. And then this. This kid's gonna get the money.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's a shame.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you gotta live by rules. What are we teaching these?

[Tom Griswold]

The spirit of the contest. This is.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called a contest.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

There are rules.

[Tom Griswold]

All right? Now, when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we're coming back.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to discuss like each other and be.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think the odds of making a half court shot are?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

This is all based on insurance.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say 1 in 25.

[Tom Griswold]

Because these companies buy an insurance policy. Ever been to, like, they'll have a golf tournament where if you get a hole in one, you get a car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They do that because they know on average it's going to be Every.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever pay for the insurance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we have all. It's actually much more exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Companies have boredom protection.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it would have to be more exciting than I think it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Rather be in an insurance seminar right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen to your.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what. How about a thousand dollar bet me and you go one on one. Basketball, basketball, basketball. You have a broken wing, even raise your go tell.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll just. I'll hand him the money right now. I play with my neighbor kid who's constantly giving me l. No practice for an hour.

[Pat Godwin]

You're going to beat him.

[Christy Lee]

He has a bad arm.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't shoot at all. When we come back, we'll cover all these things. Plus we have dogs in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and we have a British broadcast of the super bowl coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. Oh, I love those.

[Chick McGee]

Someone who does soccer. He's an Englishman, but he, he was broadcasting the Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

It's, it's really hear it in a different accent.

[Chick McGee]

I'm very excited about it. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the Japanese one? That's what I was like.

[Chick McGee]

We're feverishly looking for the Japanese to keep you happy, you giant prick.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who did was the son of Fuji from Male's Navy broadcast. Did you know that? Oh, he's famous in Japan.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody knows that.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. For now, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rule rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

For those of you who picked up on our chicken pat saying Elton John, you. You really missed it. You really missed it during the commercials. I can tell you.

[Pat Godwin]

We drew a crowd.

[Chick McGee]

We drew a crowd. Yeah. Nobody left any tip. But we. We. You don't do it for the money or you do. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Josh Arnold is here.

[Josh Arnold]

I just wrote a joke and I want you. I want to run it by you guys after this.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby speaking of jokes. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick Magay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know the joke Jokes. Every sort of profession has inside jokes.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Where those involved in the profession are kind of the only ones who would get it or whatever. This is a joke for comedians and I just ripped something but Now I've actually off the air, but now I've just.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Two comedians are talking, right. One of them is writing stuff in his notebook. One comedian goes, hey, what are you working on there? And he goes, I got a. Give a eulogy of my, my father's funeral. The other comedian goes, who books that?

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

I was, I was looking at a. I just told you guys this in the green room. I was looking at the. Some today in history stuff and I just. It's kind of fun to see what happened when one of them was. I don't have in front of me right now, but it was something like 1982. 2ish. The, the magazine known as a Penthouse, which was a, you know, a nudie magazine. Nudie known. Known for its kind of gauzy photographs. A lot of bush.

[Chick McGee]

Lots and lots of bush. You might have remembered.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Was it Bob Guccione or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is true. They, they. It was today in History and it's said they released their Hebrew edition, which was interesting. It was interesting because you had to look at their boobs right to left. It was very, very exciting to me. But we are now having a fight about this story out of the University of Massachusetts Amherst in which a young man, a senior in college, took this challenge at halftime. He made the layup, he made a free throw, then he made a three point pointer. And then he had to complete the cycle, if you will, with a half court shot for $10,000. And he makes it. And they weren't going to pay him because his foot's on the line.

[Chick McGee]

Past the line from the video.

[Tom Griswold]

No, his foot is right on the line. It's half court.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. It's so far over the line that I don't know if his heels on it or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. I mean his back foot is really.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he didn't make the shot.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, his heel.

[Christy Lee]

He made the shot.

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, he doesn't win.

[Chick McGee]

Steph Curry makes that shot five or six times a night. It's not over half court.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, they weren't going to pay him. But now.

[Chick McGee]

But do you see our. My frustration with this is this is exactly the kind of thing that you would be on the other side about. The kid didn't make a half court shot. His foot's on the line at best. Don't give him the money.

[Tom Griswold]

In this case, since this is not in competition. This is a fun event. If you had any heart, you'd give the kid the 10 grand.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not what the contest is about.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not what. So give everybody who attended the game 10 times.

[Pat Godwin]

You give him the money.

[Chick McGee]

New Mask can afford it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine. So in any event, in, in with respect to this particular story, he is getting the money after all. But I found in an Associated Press piece about the odds of making a half court shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In one of these situations.

[Chick McGee]

Do we're going to have to sit through this? Is that right? You know, poor little fresh faced Jess Hooker looked at me during the commercials and said we're. We're only starting the third hour. Is that. Is that. I feel like I've been here all my life.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think, Ms. Hooker?

[Chick McGee]

It's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, were you, were you an athlete in your back in your day?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I, I played a lot of things. Mostly club. Like I wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Jess Hooker]

Rex stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now what, what, what would you think the odds are of making a three pointer?

[Josh Arnold]

Now is this half court or three pointer?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, excuse me. I'm sorry. I meant half court. Half court.

[Jess Hooker]

Half court. Okay. I've never even attempted a half court shot. I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

The, the odds are with a professional athlete.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. With. With one of these random.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll say one in a 100.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's higher than it probably is.

[Pat Godwin]

12%.

[Chick McGee]

Like. Well, you. There's so many. Any. Are you going to pick somebody who's played organized college? The way these typically work is it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a random ticket holder. So it, you know, it could be someone who's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say the chances of making a half court shot a random person off the street. I'm going to say it's one in 75.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they say one in 50.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. This is from the Associated Press. There is a 1 in 2 chance a random fan will make a free throw.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

50. 50. Which is better than Shaq.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a somewhat critical. I thought adding some levity to sports would be something new for a change.

[Chick McGee]

That's fun. He's having. He's still having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, the, the odds of making a, a random fan. Once again making a three pointer is 1 in 7. And the aforementioned half court shot. 50%. There is a 1 in 100 chance a random fan will make a length of the court putt into a 3 by 3 inch slot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay, now we've changed the game.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but this is for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am. I hate the word slot.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's a 3 by. If it's a 3 by 3 inch slot, you might want to get that. Get that tightened up by a plastic surgeon. Okay, here we go. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, as we mentioned this before, a random hockey fan, they do the same. A similar thing, right. They take a 4 inch slit. Is that better?

[Pat Godwin]

You know what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

No, sorry. A 4 inch slot at the bottom of a board covering the goal 89ft away. Boy, the chances are one in 200.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a tough one.

[Tom Griswold]

And these numbers are based on what? These? Because these are all done with an insurance policy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

So what do you have over there?

[Josh Arnold]

The game shows have insurance? Well, we game shows, I mean, they're meant to pretty much.

[Christy Lee]

They have sponsors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's kind of how they're.

[Christy Lee]

That's how they pay it.

[Chick McGee]

I have the British play by play. The Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the percentage of like price is right winners who say no thank you to the stuff they win because the sales tax is so astronomical.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's probably really like the percentage.

[Josh Arnold]

Is like maybe over 50%.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You win a car, but you have to pay 10,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're like, well, I just can't take it. Then it's quite.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. Does that happen a lot?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. He said the percentage. It might not be. I'll have to look it up again. But it's way high.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they get like a cash option? Something less?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you got cash, you'd still have to pay the taxes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Just a lesser.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, These poor people from, you know, Manhattan, Kansas, they win a car prices.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, by the way, you owe six grand for that car you just won. We can't pay it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now let me ask you this. In this, of the. Of those of us in this room, if we were each to go get. Let's just say we get 10. 10 free throws.

[Chick McGee]

Throws.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Who do you think would get the most?

[Christy Lee]

Chick.

[Jess Hooker]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I can shoot the rock boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I'm just.

[Chick McGee]

I will take you to. I will wear you out.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can't. My. I was in a motorcycle accident. My right arm barely functions.

[Chick McGee]

You. You fouled me one time in a dirty way.

[Josh Arnold]

I've let it go stereotypically. Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you play basketball?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd be true Chick.

[Jess Hooker]

You would beat Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, now I think I. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think I know who would win.

[Chick McGee]

We have a pay per view in this room.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason, behind the glass.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, by the Way free throws.

[Pat Godwin]

I would win.

[Josh Arnold]

You think so?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Just tell me when it is and I'll obsessively practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we could say, I'll tell you what, when, when it becomes a little more spring like, we'll set up a court out there and we'll do it.

[Jess Hooker]

That'll be fun. I would love that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not great at it. I'm gonna. I'll get five out of ten.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet that's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Five out of ten free throws.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, dude, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got 100 bucks as you'll get four at the most.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'll take that bet then.

[Tom Griswold]

If I get three, you have to. You owe me 200.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not that bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it's a good bet because I have a banner.

[Josh Arnold]

It was about me.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a banner. It's not all about you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

You know what a sure thing is. That's right. Raycons Everyday Earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. When we come back, if you want, I've got another inside comedian to comedian joke if you'd like to hear one. Plus we have comedian Bob Zani joining us a little bit later on this morning and all kinds of interesting things going on, including dogs in the news, Krispy Kreme doughnuts in the news. Paul McCartney news, and a huge story of about Chopsticks and Pat. You've. You can play chopsticks on your guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

I could do an Asian thing to intro the song.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm certainly looking forward to that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Tired?

[Chick McGee]

Ah. If you've been. Been all with us all morning, we got to get some certificates or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I got some here that'll pick you. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is kind of interesting.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was mentioning how much I liked some of the commercials in the Super Bowl. I particularly enjoyed the one with Post Malone and Shane Gillis and Peyton Manning where they were shooting the beers out of the. Out of the beer cannon. They kind of looked like leaf blowers, but they. It was really funny. In any event, unrelated to that, but Post Malone has his own line of Oreo cookies. How about that? And we just got some of them.

[Christy Lee]

Are they tattooed?

[Tom Griswold]

Let me just read about them. It says for a limited time, these special twist Oreos have a swirled cream filling which mixes salted caramel and shortbread flavor cream.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Give me about eight of those sandwiched.

[Tom Griswold]

Between a chocolate cookie and a golden cookie.

[Christy Lee]

These are good.

[Tom Griswold]

They're engraved with nine designs inspired by. By Malone.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so they're inspired by his tattoos because mine has like a sun or star.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess some of them have a guitar pick.

[Jess Hooker]

Looks like a record on one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, that's what they. Oh, yeah, right. Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Dunk them in Bud Light.

[Jess Hooker]

A butterfly.

[Christy Lee]

I have. What, what is this?

[Tom Griswold]

But has anybody tried. Has anybody eaten one yet?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we did.

[Christy Lee]

We are great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you can. They have the. For the salted caramel. You can taste the crunch or the crunch of the salt malt. Oh, the grain. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I've not tried mine yet, but they are very fragrant.

[Jess Hooker]

They are very fragrant in a good way.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go.

[Chick McGee]

You're trying one. Tom has one in his mouth even though his mother didn't bake these Oreos.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

He's trying them.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't they great?

[Jess Hooker]

They're great, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I love salted caramel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know you've made the big time when you got your own Oreo line.

[Chick McGee]

How did we get along without salted caramel and red velvet cake?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you because that's relatively recent. Right?

[Christy Lee]

We didn't have it when we were kids. Did we?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

I think this is the first partnership with someone specific.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it seems like Oreo.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Jess Hooker]

Usually they do flavor infusions and different stuff like that, but the first time that a person has been featured on an Oreo package.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a joke.

[Christy Lee]

I can't.

[Chick McGee]

No, you don't want to do that, Tom. I know what you're thinking.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I said it off the air.

[Chick McGee]

So let's not.

[Josh Arnold]

I have one too that involves Girl Scout cookies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? Well, well, well.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not gonna tell you this.

[Chick McGee]

I'm guessing is Drake.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Drake gonna be the one chocolate vanilla thing?

[Jess Hooker]

I think how many serves?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Drake cookie that tastes like a girl's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not who I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, did you guys watch the Super Bowl?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I did not set ratings records. Well, here's what it sounded like in Where I'm gonna be living any minute. You can tell you that this is the English call of Cooper De Jean, the defensive back for the Eagles. He picked off Patrick Mahomes and ran it back for a touchdown. Here's what it sounds like, homes. To try and make some magic.

[Josh Arnold]

A night where he's trying to establish his legacy. Steps his foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Hasamaji Piran rushes out to the right hand side. Has Amanda throws the interception at the 39 yard line. Returning Hamza numbers 25, 20. Down to the 10, down to the 5.

[Pat Godwin]

Touchdown Eagles. All the way across the formation.

[Chick McGee]

He went all the way across the formation.

[Christy Lee]

Your brain.

[Jess Hooker]

Your brain just sees soccer when you hear a British guy calling it.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I am surprised that that British crowd reacted as strongly as they did.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know American football is very popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know the story of American football in England?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

They for a long time only got highlight shows of the NFL. And when they saw the first NFL game in person, no, they're like, what the hell is this? Because all they did was put the highlight.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all there was the fastest movie.

[Chick McGee]

Thought it was like, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown. That's it. 35:17. But they didn't know about the timeout.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that interesting now?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I try, people.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

It was very cool.

[Josh Arnold]

We were having a technical issue at the time you were speaking.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But that did go over the air. Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. We're ready to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move forward. I think we need to ask this.

[Chick McGee]

Question, am I being transcribed in Portuguese? Did you tell me about this?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I was good. All's well.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Am I in trouble?

[Tom Griswold]

Does that complete our sports broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want to hear another inside comedian joke?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Josh just told one, right? And I just wrote one.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You did have. You did have.

[Pat Godwin]

It was like that.

[Chick McGee]

You had a much better punch line than we were talking about off the air.

[Josh Arnold]

You liked the off the air one better?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I liked yours.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, I do want to repeat for those.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple comedians are sitting there and one's working in his notebook writing some things down. The other comedian says, hey, what are you. What are you working on there? He goes, I got. I have to do a eulogy for my, my father's funeral. The other comedian goes, who books that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very inside question. Yeah, yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Very comedic.

[Pat Godwin]

You got one, Tom. I got one too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, as I Look, it's Dr. Tom Whiskey.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, because of the weakness of the forthcoming saga. Yes, yours truly, Dr. Tom Whiskey.

[Josh Arnold]

Tommy Frontier.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr.

[Chick McGee]

Morning Dog Frontier.

[Tom Griswold]

I Knight, by the way. I do it.

[Chick McGee]

Doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

Doc. I do a proctology. Gynecology. You got an orifice? I'm going in.

[Chick McGee]

Doc, don't be rude. Please say good morning to Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I gotta say good morning to everybody.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't forget Tom. You can forget Tom sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, my man, 50 grand. Who's a little saucy vixen sitting next to you?

[Chick McGee]

This is the. She's a fresh faced member of the Bob and Tom show and your Tom is beating the life out of her. She's here. That's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, sweetie. Jesse, why don't you take off those glasses asses and shake your head?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Please forgive him, he's from another.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm even surprised he said hi to eight.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm very surprised he said I.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a Mr. Patty G. He.

[Chick McGee]

Normally just says, morning, Smithy.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's that. There's that lovely Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, doc.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Been a while.

[Tom Griswold]

You look so sweet today.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You're your married? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I got married on you.

[Chick McGee]

She had to. She got pregnant, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's going to be exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Will you name the little feller Tom if it's a boy?

[Chick McGee]

Well, have you said good morning to.

[Tom Griswold]

Our host girl, Joshy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's always a pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. You're a standup comedian, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Every now and again, yeah. I Try.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. Well, you told a comedian joke. Yeah. Morning time, a dock hour. What? I tell you what.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you probably familiar with the work of Shaky Whiskey, frontier comedian? Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Shaky was. He was. He was a funny guy. So one day he's. He's heading home and he hasn't decided. This ambulance comes flying by him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what that's all about. Then he. And all sudden a bunch of cop cars come flying by him and a couple of fire trucks come flying by him. What's going on? He's getting toward his neighborhood and he sees the sirens and the smoke and he pulls up and he realizes, oh, my God, that's my house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of the firefighters comes back, goes, you can't go in there, sir. Your agent was in the house having secret sex with your wife. And then you set the house on fire. Jackie Whiskey says, wow, that's the first time my agents ever come to my house. Thank you, Doc. That's Doc Whiskey's inside comedy joke. Pat, you have an inside comedy joke for us?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This comedian, he's done something bad. He's up for sentencing. He's stolen a lot of money. He's going to go away for a while, while. And the comedian is standing there in front of the judge, and the judge, he gives him 30 years. And the comedian goes, could you give me a light at 25?

[Tom Griswold]

The light, very funny.

[Chick McGee]

The light at 25.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very good.

[Pat Godwin]

Very inside.

[Tom Griswold]

Time now to switch gears. And we go from over there to over there. Over there happens to be the SILAC insurance news desk with Christy.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost Thursday. Yes, we're done.

[Christy Lee]

The fast food chain Qdoba is entering the fashion game with trousers called chip pants. They fit.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody shut up. This sounds like something me and the dogs in a snowy afternoon would love.

[Christy Lee]

The pants feature clear plastic baggies full of chips all the way down both legs, really? These custom pants come with built in compartments for Qdoba's signature crispy tortilla chips. A manager at Qdoba, Kelsey Kratz, says, at Qdoba, we're always looking for unexpected ways to connect with consumers and showcase our products in a fresh, fun and flavorful way. With Chip pants, we're combining two passion points of the younger generation, food and fashion. All right, Qdoba is able to resonate with key younger audiences and make the brand more than just a place to eat, but part of the Gen Z and millennial lifestyle.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, relax a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. You can see it there. So it looks like they've stapled 15 baggies full of chips to the pants.

[Chick McGee]

Those are good chips.

[Christy Lee]

They are very good chips. While chip pants aren't available for purchase anytime soon, fashionistas and foodies can catch the design in action on Qdoba's social channels. Of course, that would be easy to make on your own. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you want the guac with them, it's an extra 200 bucks. They are. They are.

[Jess Hooker]

Can I get a bracelet with a ramekin so I can dip?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't like them, who cares? They're nacho pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Nacho.

[Tom Griswold]

Nacho pants.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna wear there.

[Tom Griswold]

No. I'm surprised the French designer hasn't done this with cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised the British designer hasn't done this with bad tea.

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

What else you got?

[Tom Griswold]

They would do it with filet mignon. Boiled. Well, we poached the beef. We thought we could take all the flavor out of it. And we give it to the cat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the cat's eaten it.

[Tom Griswold]

We make these earrings out of old queso. It sits around for a couple of days, and we drill a hole and hang from them.

[Christy Lee]

I'm saying the English don't cook well.

[Josh Arnold]

One of them. The guac is free. There was an add on share, like Chipotle and not at Qdoba or vice versa. Do you guys remember which one it is?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't remember.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not Chipotle, but Chipotle.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, you know what? No, you were right. It's not Chipotle.

[Tom Griswold]

Chipotle day. Chipotle.

[Chick McGee]

That's the music man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's merely a classic.

[Pat Godwin]

Am I in Chipotle?

[Tom Griswold]

No, sir. So these are. I'm sorry, what are these? They're called queso. What are they called again?

[Christy Lee]

They're called chip pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Chip pants. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Chip in my pants.

[Josh Arnold]

Oops. I chipped.

[Chick McGee]

Chipped your pants.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

How would you like it? They should do burrito panties. Oh, man, they're like, two sizes too small. Oh, senor, senorita, I can see your burrito tacos right there. The burrito's more puffy.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind. An Indiana woman facing charges for allegedly leading police on a chase.

[Chick McGee]

Indiana wants me, but I can't go back there.

[Christy Lee]

Stolen Krispy Kreme delivery truck.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it.

[Christy Lee]

According to Fox59, Indianapolis police said Ms. Amber Fitzpatrick, 32, and Patrick Fitz, Amber of Poland, took. I think that's Poland. Indiana I would have Zoom took the truck as a.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know. Where did they pick her up? Is there a bowling alley nearby?

[Chick McGee]

Did I tell you that my best friend in life, and he's still my best friend, although I never talked to him. You know, David, he. His brother, big brother had him owned a Mr. Softy truck. And he. His brother would drive around.

[Christy Lee]

I love Mr. Softy.

[Chick McGee]

And David and I were like 10, 11 years old, and we'd got in the truck and just. Just like pouring beer, pouring ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

Was the best Ms. Amber took.

[Chick McGee]

I think I peaked that summer. I'm almost certain. Go ahead, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Amber took the truck as the driver was making a delivery at a gas station on South Shelby street just after 12:30am Tuesday. Police said she sped off. The truck's rear doors swung open, just like with the Brinks truck. Instead of money falling out, there were donuts all over the street.

[Josh Arnold]

This is better.

[Christy Lee]

The delivery driver was able to track the stolen truck with gps. So, officers, I feel bad for the cops.

[Tom Griswold]

Cops, they have to show up and, you know, every a hole, you know, bystander. Hey, look, they're free donuts. The one of their ten cop cars here. Sorry, what accent was that? That was a dumbass stand bystander.

[Christy Lee]

Officers with the Speedway Police Department were able to conduct a stop on Crawfordsville road. The stolen GM truck, valued at $50,000, was recovered. She was taken into custody, charged with felony auto theft and possession of paraphernalia.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Was she just trying to get home? What, do they have a motive?

[Christy Lee]

That's all I got, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you're doing something over there. You got a song about stealing a Krispy Kreme donut truck.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, Pat, is your guitar on and plugged in?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, plugged in. I can see the whole from here.

[Jess Hooker]

Nope, it's plugged in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, give me a strum on that thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Up a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Go.

[Pat Godwin]

That's better, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, we're not getting it.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

No, a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I got it all the way up.

[Pat Godwin]

How about now? Oh, I think we all know the story though, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Chick McGee]

I think we do.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't think. The irony that Mr. Softy has it all the way up. That poor guy gets home from work all day and. Hey, Mr. Softy.

[Pat Godwin]

Better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll be okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah, there's a chick who loves the glaze donuts. Loves them so much she'd steal a Krispy Kreme truck. Or maybe she's on crack. Cause Donuts fly out the back. She'll be seeing a judge sometime tomorrow. Stola donut truck. Now she's really. There's powder on her face. Could be a donut.

[Tom Griswold]

O. Cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think the guitar is on.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the. I love that song.

[Josh Arnold]

Me too.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

Johnny Rivers, Secret Agent Man. Oh, awful, awful person we have.

[Christy Lee]

My dad did too. I used to listen to those records when I was a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a double disc cd.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar with that song? Yeah. Oh, you know Secret Agent Man?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I. I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what it's from?

[Jess Hooker]

James Bond. Seems appropriate.

[Tom Griswold]

It was kind of. That was sort of the James Bond era.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a take and it's a take on that burn.

[Jess Hooker]

So what movie is it in?

[Chick McGee]

It's on a TV show. What was that from? Was it Secret Agent Man?

[Tom Griswold]

Think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I just thought it was a song. Johnny Rivers did this on a few songs, but it sounded like he was performing at a party. I'm a big fan of it. Another good thing about Johnny Rivers is he has his guitar plugged in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he won't live to see tomorrow. The hook.

[Pat Godwin]

Secret Agent Man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

The guitar was plugged in.

[Pat Godwin]

It's an issue over there. The battery is dead.

[Jess Hooker]

When I was little, I thought it was Secret Asian Man.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a Pinkerton Bowden song called that. I think we can't play that because of. What's the word I'm looking for? Good taste.

[Chick McGee]

The original 1960, 68 British series was titled Danger man man and starred Patrick McGoohan and that song. Agent John Drake. And they use Secret Agent man by Johnny Rivers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But in the States, wasn't it called.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was called Secret Agent man here.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Donuts weren't the only thing. All over the highway. California highly highway patrol officers.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll come back with that one because I think we're gonna try to get Pat's guitar fixed. Guitar organized.

[Christy Lee]

You have a song about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I do.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding? I have to. What is the.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the spill on a highway. What is the most common running gag on this show? Show? Every time something spills on the highway.

[Christy Lee]

We hear it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Or I think we may have an option here.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'd like to hear Coke on the Boat.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a nice song.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, hear the guitar.

[Chick McGee]

It's plugged in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll get that organized.

[Josh Arnold]

Got coke in my car, if that helps.

[Chick McGee]

That's Interesting. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Goddard, one. Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's good to see you. Now we have Christy Lee at the news desk. We started, we gave a little teaser.

[Christy Lee]

We'll get to that. But I have another story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what do you got over there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, in Colorado, authorities have rescued a horse after it fell into a septic tank. The Pueblo County Sheriff's Office said the horse was in chest deep sewage, head and front hooves sticking above the ground. When rescuers arrived, multiple agencies, including Sheriff's emergency services members, the Pueblo West Fire, and a local veterinarian worked to put a few straps around the horse before sedating her. A truck mounted crane was then used to pull the horse out of the hole, placed her on the ground to recover from sedation. She is now doing quite well. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Excuse. Scary.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And gross.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

In sewage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, septic tank.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. That's brutal. But they got a little. They got the horse out.

[Christy Lee]

They sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd they get the strap underneath it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that poor diaper.

[Christy Lee]

They had to get in there.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the divers. Hey, look, I didn't. I didn't sign up for this. Okay, now I noticed. Wait. Oh, wait a minute. Look at this on the big screen. Look who's there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, everybody, it's Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

Septic.

[Chick McGee]

I. I couldn't hear about a horse falling in a septic tank and not zoom in to say hello.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It said Septic here. The plumber don't give a flush. And, man, I pulled everything out of septic tanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Squirrels, chipmunks, sewer mice, AKA Kramers.

[Chick McGee]

I've never pulled a horse out. Though one time I did have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Pull a jackass out. Oh, yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Stevie, he was a bit of a drunk. Good employee, but a bit of a drunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I found him up to his elbows and ex. Yeah, like you're supposed to clean it.

[Chick McGee]

Out, not swimming it, Stevie. Oh, man, we got Valentine's Day this Friday. You guys excited?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, I've never been happier. My old lady left me for my brother. Save me 49.99. I'll tell you, every once in a while, they'll still accidentally butt die me.

[Josh Arnold]

While they're making sweet, sweet love. Oh, I can't hardly stand to listen to it.

[Chick McGee]

I can only make it a few minutes before I hang up on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I know some of you couples want to spice it up in the.

[Chick McGee]

Bedroom for Valentine's Day, but you can't afford new lingerie. Remember, fellas, all her panties are edible if you want them to be. But you really gotta want it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oops, I forgot.

[Chick McGee]

I got a 10:30 down at the Smith house. Clogged it up again real good this time.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I better run These septic tanks ain't gonna suck themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Ed. Septic.

[Christy Lee]

I need to hire him. I have a septic tank for the first time ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Never had one before.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hello.

[Christy Lee]

How many times you have to get that sucked out?

[Chick McGee]

Eight. Eight times a day? Really? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It depends.

[Chick McGee]

That's just good management.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you'll know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How big are your poops?

[Chick McGee]

Stand by for Tom's grinder sermon in three.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a different thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's a different thing. I have a grinder right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, you don't want to have a. If you live in a place where there's a heavy snow, you don't want to have a grinder explode on a nice, nice gentleman with a thick European accent.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not that button. That's a long story. God, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen in person.

[Chick McGee]

You are not going to be stopped.

[Tom Griswold]

Covered in fecal. Fecal material. Awful. Awesome. True story.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, we have. Love that story here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Management at a Stellantis engine plant in Indiana trying to figure out who has been smearing feces in the facility's bathrooms.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on with this.

[Christy Lee]

According to a letter from management at the Kokomo plant, the mess includes wiping feces on bathroom walls, disability handlebars, door latches and sinks, and leaving piles of poop on the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Sick.

[Christy Lee]

Stella Natus said it's investigating the matter, adding that if needed it, alternate methods may be used to help pinpoint the culprit. Employees with any information about the serial bathroom vandal are being urged to report it anonymously through a designated email in Kokomo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Beach Boys won't be writing a song about this.

[Josh Arnold]

Check under everybody's nails. You know, we think it might be you. Ohan Rahan.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch that.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a lot of work.

[Josh Arnold]

You've either been spinning pots or someone.

[Tom Griswold]

Saving it up and bringing it in in their lunchbox.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, but this so disgusting. We can't linger. A Brian Adams concert in Australia was canceled due to a large Fatberg blockage that was affecting the area's sewers.

[Chick McGee]

Brian Adams? I thought it was ticket sales.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was gonna. I'd rather go into a poop graffiti bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather listen to the Fatberg do something.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with the summer of 69?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know what?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a flawed song.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Pat Godwin]

He was 9 and 69.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, shush.

[Josh Arnold]

It is lies.

[Christy Lee]

The BBC reports lies.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing but lies.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Adams was scheduled to perform at the RAC arena in Perth over the weekend. Oh, God, I love Brian Adams. However, the city's water corporation said a main blocked by fat, grease and rags are a sewers backing up in the venue's toilets.

[Chick McGee]

It's that dumb Robin Hood song.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I was going to say.

[Chick McGee]

That killed Brian Adams. Thank you. No, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good song.

[Josh Arnold]

Got to run to you. Run to you is no good.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're missing the point of the point. This isn't really about Brian Adams or Ryan Adams. No.

[Christy Lee]

It's about a Fatberg causing several wastewater overflows, causing the venue not to be able to use their toilets, causing them to cancel.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but these Fatbergs. These Fatbergs are interesting because it's a combination of all kinds of stuff in the sewage system.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. I think what you should do is. When I first heard about the Fatberg, I said it sounds like Batman's accountant. You know, somebody. Ah, Fatberg. Or maybe the Penguin. But I think they should spell it with a ph.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Make it hip and cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, make. Yeah, like he's. He's the accountant for some rapper. Ah, Fatberg. A rapper from the 90s.

[Chick McGee]

Here. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice tune.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know how I feel that song's gonna start. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Generic and pedestrian is what this is. I think this is the one with Tina Turner.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel nothing when I.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's you. Okay, that's worn out. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we've got the Rock and Roll 20 all induction nominees announced. Speaking of pH, Fish is a first time nominee for this year's Rock and.

[Josh Arnold]

Roll One radio hit.

[Christy Lee]

You're correct, but.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'd like to see them try and keep them out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The White Stripes, Sound Garden Outcast. Another first time nominee.

[Chick McGee]

Jack in. And something else other than the white stripe was this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The rock on Twitter. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Oasis, Cyndi Lauper, Joy Division, New Order. Oh, I like them. Billy Idol. First time nominee, Joe Cocker. Another first time nominee.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Cocker is not in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that. He needs to be in now.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Chubby Checker, first time nominee.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Black Crow's Bag Company. Both first time nominees. Mariah Carey and Chubby Checker should be a first time nominee. I'm not familiar with this Particular artist, Chubby Checker.

[Chick McGee]

He's a marketing creation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but isn't he one of the only. Didn't one of his songs reach number one twice? Like a couple years apart.

[Chick McGee]

The Twist and Let's Twist Again or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's the other?

[Christy Lee]

M a n a Mana.

[Josh Arnold]

M a n a mana mana mana.

[Pat Godwin]

Heard of this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, she has that song from heaven, I think.

[Chick McGee]

What you've got.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, man. From heaven. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

You've got the menu for the luncheon.

[Pat Godwin]

I think something happened on the copy.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, those are your Rock and Roll hall of Fame inductees or nominees rather. And they will be handed out in April, I believe.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you not get in your first nomination?

[Tom Griswold]

Many have.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Late April is when we'll find out who actually gets in. Ceremony set for this fall in Los Angeles. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Yeah. Some sort of foreign.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a sure thing if it's someone we've never heard of.

[Josh Arnold]

Latin rock superstars.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Are one of the bestselling recording and tour ringing acts in Latin music history. You have no business being in our.

[Tom Griswold]

Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Chick McGee]

Not my.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I almost left that out because I had a feeling this is where it would go.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they came in illegally.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Christy Lee]

We have another legend who is in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame making news. And we'll talk about that when we come back.

[Tom Griswold]

And Bob Zany.

[Josh Arnold]

And Bob Zany came in illegally. Did you guys know that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess, you can get mad at all.

[Pat Godwin]

You mad.

[Chick McGee]

Plus, you totally saved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus we have. Plus we have a good story about service dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sweet and happy and chopsticks. Chopsticks coming up, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready to go. Okay. We got chopsticks on the highway on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Or as we like to call it, the Mess. There's Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, how are you?

[Christy Lee]

I'm peachy.

[Chick McGee]

Good. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Your guitar plugged in now, buddy?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it is.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Army Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoying my morning's apple?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's. Yeah, whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

It's trash.

[Tom Griswold]

Gallup Gala.

[Chick McGee]

You and Your apple.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do we work with such.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

There's Cosby. We've done the joke yet. I'm supposed to act.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is trying to enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. No, I think we're gonna hook up in a matter of moments with comedian Bob Zany. All right, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and. And say hello, Bob. Bob is elsewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Where are you, Bob Zany?

[Bob Zany]

I'm in Las Vegas. Headed a big night flight to Illinois tomorrow. So very excited about the night flight. Josh, I'm not in the country illegally.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, I misunderstood then.

[Bob Zany]

Well, you're kind of close. My parents actually came from Covina to West Covina illegally.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Zany will be at the Tuscan Hills Winery in Effingham, Illinois, tomorrow evening. And then you'll be at Yellow & Co. In Mahomet, Illinois, on the 14th and 15th. And then February 16th, Belleville, Illinois, with the Shiloh Eagles. And then down the road a piece, February 28 through March 1 at the Traverse City Comedy Club in Traverse City, Michigan. So some great stops ahead for Bob. What's new in your life, Bob?

[Bob Zany]

Well, I'm just, you know, getting along to get along. This again on this immigration thing. It's gotten so bad now. Foreigner has changed their name to Migrant Caravan.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the band.

[Bob Zany]

Hi, Chick. How you doing?

[Chick McGee]

I'm good, Bobby. Good to talk to you, buddy.

[Bob Zany]

I miss you. I miss Jess. I know she's there, but I'm not going to talk to her. Christy, you sound great. I'm glad. Pat, I'm so happy that your guitar is plugged in. Finally, you can do your act.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, Bob, Bob, Pat just recorded his dry bar comedy special. It'll be out soon. I know that you have one of those. Is that correct?

[Pat Godwin]

Bob has been killing.

[Bob Zany]

Yes. Yes, I do, Tom. It's still doing quite well. Pat, I wish you the best of luck. Just keep letting people know about it. That's the key. Right now, I've got over 40 million views on all social media platforms. With that and other standup.

[Chick McGee]

Good for you. That can't be right. Those numbers must be skewed.

[Bob Zany]

Do you know, Chick, my Zany baby Instagram account, one video alone has over 8 million views gone viral without even having to take penicillin.

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously.

[Chick McGee]

Boom.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Bob Zany]

But it's, you know, it's Pat, the real key, too, is to be funny. So good luck on that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you know, you know, I. That's the part I didn't nail. But I. My promotion's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Now, do we have is any report today what's happening here?

[Bob Zany]

Yes, we do have a Zany report. Tom, I'm sorry for talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me get right to it.

[Bob Zany]

The original breeder who created the Labradoodle says it's a Frankenstein monster. He made the statement at a jackalope rescue shelter Dayline right here in Las Vegas. A woman who was angry at a casino drove her mobile home into the lobby. Now a quick thinking clerk said, I see you already have a room. A sad note. Orlando Sinhaus, who was the second oldest person in the U. S died at the age of 113. She said the secret to longevity was never having children. She passed away peacefully, surrounded by no one.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Good job.

[Pat Godwin]

Bravo.

[Bob Zany]

Another sad note. Police in Hawaii found a body in the wheel of a whale of a 787Boeing jet. The sad part, the victim wasn't a stowaway, but in the 12th boarding group.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a tough boarding group.

[Bob Zany]

And in Alabama, a woman is recovering after receiving a kidney from a pig. Now, in lieu of well wishes and flowers, she's asking for lipstick.

[Tom Griswold]

Referencing the classic.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. That's a lesson.

[Bob Zany]

Classic. Now it's time to do a little thing I like to call the Zany Report time capsule. Though this is at great risk to my health, I go back in time and revisit a past Zany Report joke. And as you guys know, I've been doing on your show forever and all going all the way back to the early 80s, the KLOS in Los Angeles. So let's get right to it. You ready?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the time machine. Yeah, it's one of the older ones. They make a little noise still.

[Bob Zany]

Yeah, it did work though. December 10, 2019. Camden, New Jersey. A kidney meant for one patient was mistakenly transplanted into another with the same name. Now here's the scary part. The patient's name, Kostaki Economopoulos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's two. Yeah, what are the odds? Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Zany]

Now Kostaki actually doesn't care for the joke, so he fixed a past joke. If I could do that for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Zany]

Now this is from November 18, 2019. Here's. Here's my joke. A jury awarded a $1.4 million to a man who wanted a circumcision, but he got a vasectomy instead. Now his lawyer plans to sue. Others said this amount is just the tip of the iceberg. So Kasaki felt he could fix that. And. And I'm all for it. So let's get to his. A jury awarded 1.4 million to a man who wanted a circumcision but got a vasectomy instead. Before the lawsuit, the man considered threatening the doctor with a gun, but realized the doctor would know he was shooting blanks.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

That'S a chuckle.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway.

[Bob Zany]

We try.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Bob. Thank you, Bob Zani. Bob Zani, what is the title of your dry bar special? Bob?

[Bob Zany]

You know, it's interesting. There's a child that heckles me during my special. And, Pat, you gotta be careful. You know, it's live. And so I go after the kid. And then I said, I think I handle that well. And everyone laughed. And my wife, Erin O'Connor, is very funny and a great editor. She said, that's the title.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

So look, for. I think I handled it well with Bob Zany on the dry bar circuit, if you will.

[Bob Zany]

Yeah. And also, you know, Tom, they can go to YouTube and just go, bob Zany, dry Bar. And you can leave a comment or. And like the special, hopefully. And I. And then I'll. I'll write you back and I'll tell you what I think of Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much, Bob. Once again, Bob Zany hitting Illinois and Michigan, and it'll be Illinois tomorrow, Tuscan Hills Winery in Effingham. Thanks very much, Bob.

[Bob Zany]

You guys are the best. Baby. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Love you, Bobby. See you, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is probably a pretty good time to see what else is happening in the world of jokes with our man Ace. Do we have time to squeeze this in?

[Christy Lee]

Who's that sexy man with a deep voice?

[Jess Hooker]

Ace Cosby. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Dick. Yes, Days.

[Josh Arnold]

What did one tomato say to the.

[Chick McGee]

Other tomato on Valentine's Day? What did one tomato say to another tomato on Valentine's Day? I don't know. What? Ace, I love you from my head. Tomatoes. Now, now, now, hang on a second. I love you from my head to my toes. To my toes. I believe he did an accent.

[Josh Arnold]

He did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Another foreigner. Yeah. All these foreigners coming into our country to work hard.

[Christy Lee]

Joke of the day brought to you by Sleep number Sleep better together. Save 50% on the new sleep number limited edition smart bed for a limited time and exclusively at your sleep number store.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Christy Lee. Now we're going to ask you to briefly get out of your sleep number bed and go onto one of those waterbeds oh, kind of a waterbed. No, wait a minute. It's not a cruise. It's a trip to Europe with Christy Lee. How does this work? Where do you get to sleep in hotels and everything?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you get. Yeah, we get to stay in a hotel. Tom, we're not gonna put tents out.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to make this as exotic and fun as I can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

September 28th is the time we're going to journey through the lovely landscapes of England, Scotland, and Wales.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not camping.

[Christy Lee]

No, we're not. It's very nice accommodations. Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's deluxe time.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have your Paris passport?

[Christy Lee]

I do have my passport.

[Chick McGee]

Or your Paris port. You can't bring Paris back unless you take your par.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going when you leave.

[Christy Lee]

We're leaving September 28th with the fabulous travel company Colette. We're going to go through the charming countryside and experience the historic cities of London and Edinburgh. We'll get to see iconic landmarks of London, visit the Storybrook villages of Oxford, Oxford, Chester, and Shakespeare. Stratford.

[Chick McGee]

You guys should come by and say hi to me when you're there.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna be there then?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by then, I'll be living there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we'll definitely stop by and say hi. We'll behold regal jewels of Edinburgh's castle and visit the medieval walls of York and so much more. And with Colette, they take care of everything. Flights, meals, hotels, sightseeing, local experiences. All we get to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the time. So join me.

[Tom Griswold]

You can exchange exotic things with the native.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

You're missing the big attraction. You get to spend time with Christy and my husband and her husband, Randy.

[Christy Lee]

Andy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir, this is what we call a toothbrush.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really, Chrissy, none of these a.

[Christy Lee]

Holes are going to be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me the story.

[Christy Lee]

Call Colette at 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581.

[Chick McGee]

They should sponsor our mine and Josh's trip.

[Christy Lee]

The nudes are popping dot com. We are going to have a wonderful time with Colette.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the best part?

[Christy Lee]

None of us are for you.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Great time. I'm very excited.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. And.

[Christy Lee]

And the best part is you don't have to. They do it all. You take care of everything. It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you need a passport, I have one. No, no. But if you don't hurry up, it's.

[Chick McGee]

You get a fake one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There are a Lot of good phonies. It takes a while these days.

[Chick McGee]

There are a lot of bad phonies out there, so be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck getting an appointment. Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

I continue to prove that I shouldn't be really responsibility for anything.

[Chick McGee]

Really. Seems like a long one today.

[Christy Lee]

We're almost done, buddy. We're in the home stretch.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, everybody. That's Christy Lee and Josh Arnold and Jess Hooker and Pat Godwin had to leave his house.

[Christy Lee]

We lost our songster.

[Chick McGee]

Prostate examine. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Coffee. Can't do our chopstick story now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we had the, the great chop. You have to save the. Save the chopstick story.

[Chick McGee]

I can do it like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Lovely. Let's see. Let's introduce everybody.

[Christy Lee]

He just did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but he didn't do it properly. We're on the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is Silac Insurance News.

[Chick McGee]

No one likes this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's, that's their problem. They can listen to something else. Ace Cosby's right over there. This is Tom speaking. Welcome back, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

We can't do the chopstick store. I'm kind of disappointed.

[Christy Lee]

No, but we can do this one. Paul McCartney played a special surprise show in New York City's storied Bowery Ballroom last night. According to Variety, the show was announced at noon. No advanced warning. Rolling Stone reports tickets were only available at the Bowery Ballroom box office and sold out within 30 minutes of the concert being announced. The surprise gig was Sir McCartney's first 2025 after spending much of last year in the final leg of his Got Back tour.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, he's real sick.

[Christy Lee]

He's not sick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I heard he was.

[Jess Hooker]

Now he's real sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Old.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

He kicked off the show with Hard Day's Night, followed by a relaxed, career spanning set.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that cool?

[Christy Lee]

And made multiple references to New York City. New York City, notably how much.

[Chick McGee]

Remember when it was in New York City?

[Christy Lee]

I know, right now it's New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This place only seats like 500 people.

[Christy Lee]

575 to be correct.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Notably how much John Lennon loved living there. And let's hear it for John.

[Josh Arnold]

There was one day he didn't enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Rough crowd.

[Chick McGee]

He's not wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder how much those tickets were.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think, I think it doesn't. I mean, it's just A flash.

[Christy Lee]

It was a pop up thing.

[Chick McGee]

But Ace is worried about the bottom line.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking a couple weeks ago about the fact that Black Sabbath is going to reunite the original four for a special event. Is it. What is it? Is it in Birmingham?

[Christy Lee]

Birmingham, yeah, England.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up this summer. You know, Ozzy cannot walk, geezer. The whole bunch, interestingly enough. And I sent the article to Dean, our former producer, because he's a big SABS fan.

[Chick McGee]

Black Sabbath.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was actually considering going. He wrote me back he was considering going, but he has a. Actually has a gig of his own band that evening. But he sent me a photograph of a ticket he saw. Black Sabbath, their opening act. It was in 70. The opening act was some unknowns named Van Halen.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Ticket price, six dollars and fifty cents.

[Jess Hooker]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

That's the Ace. That's the nice Ace price. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, even with inflation, that's not.

[Chick McGee]

That's crazy. It was at the convention center.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Tickets were $50 for last night's show at the Bowery. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

There was a big uproar of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Price of Beyonce's tickets.

[Christy Lee]

No, but this was a pop up quick show.

[Tom Griswold]

This was just for fun. Yeah, and I've seen Paul McCartney. He's amazing in concert. He's unbelievably great, especially for such an ill man. He is not ill. What is in.

[Christy Lee]

Your mind today again?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I hear things, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

You see who he was? He was sitting near. In the. At the Super Bowl. He was sitting right by Adam Sandler.

[Jess Hooker]

I did see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hanging out. That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that. I wonder. The last time he played a hall that small, Pete Best was probably on drums. Yeah, probably in a while.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he loved it. I bet he really enjoyed himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you just spend the night in a hotel? You don't have to bother everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Do people sing the most important music in their life in person? No, no. Why bother?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You know, as Osuke said, if you were Paul McCartney, wouldn't you have retired like 20 years ago ago and just disappeared?

[Josh Arnold]

He's an egomaniac.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he loves doing it.

[Chick McGee]

What are you gonna do? There's no talking to him. We had to.

[Christy Lee]

One of the nicest guys.

[Josh Arnold]

He seems like he really is a.

[Chick McGee]

We had to pay for the room. None of those people were real.

[Tom Griswold]

You got. You got in free if you brought a copy of Catcher in the Rye.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is that?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, it's a John Lennon thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I see.

[Chick McGee]

He's trying to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to make. Make a joke that was actually worse than yours and uglier. No, he's. If you ever get a chance, he's great.

[Christy Lee]

Live, the Edmonton Symphony orchestra is helping train service dogs with a special rehearsal. According to CTV News, the ESO invited service dogs and their trainers.

[Chick McGee]

Service dog can play an oboe from.

[Christy Lee]

Dogs with wings and Aspen service dogs to be the one of a kind rehearsal, marking the first time in the symphony's history where service dogs were permitted to sit for training purposes and watch the symphony.

[Josh Arnold]

I always love stuff like this.

[Chick McGee]

If you've ever seen a picture of this. The service dogs have to sit in a movie. Every now and then, you'll see a picture of, like, a theater full of.

[Josh Arnold]

Dogs, and it looks like they're just paying attention. They're just watching the movie.

[Christy Lee]

The event, done in partnership with the wind Spear center, was designed to prepare service dogs for large crowds and to grow accustomed to the sounds of live orchestra music.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're. They're not supposed to react.

[Chick McGee]

Act.

[Tom Griswold]

But did you keep reading that the St. Bernard went berserk when they went into Beethoven naturally?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You have to.

[Chick McGee]

This is about me. Was that a. Was that a good movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Beethoven, the first one with Charles Grodin was certainly entertaining. Beethoven, second, the third. And then they kept making.

[Tom Griswold]

Then they tried to Johann Sebastian bark. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Really reaching chow kite. Wait a minute. Ciao, Kowski.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen, like, Josh. Like, great.

[Christy Lee]

Tchaikovsky.

[Josh Arnold]

Tchaikovsky. You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Joustakovich is funnier.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's. I came to the realization that I apparently spent.

[Chick McGee]

I said I didn't think this show could get any worse.

[Josh Arnold]

I squeezed all my comedy out in the first two hours. You're talking to an empty vessel right now.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're a handsome vessel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

When do we start shaving?

[Josh Arnold]

March.

[Christy Lee]

Daylight savings time. March 10th.

[Chick McGee]

You are gonna look odd.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. You're gonna shave off. When is the last time you trimmed your beard before?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably November.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're so. This. You call it your winter beard. You're gonna shave it off in stages so we can see what you look like now. Can we vote at a certain stage to keep it?

[Josh Arnold]

No. No, because I want to do. There are different things I want to try.

[Chick McGee]

It would be the civil war beard. If we could.

[Josh Arnold]

That's going to be so insane.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the huge handlebar mustache and sideburns all the way down to your jawbone.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

At some point. Are you Going to be clean shaven completely.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll have the stash at the end.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but then I'll get rid of the stash so I'll be close to clean shaven.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, like a one. One. Like a one guard. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Then will it.

[Josh Arnold]

Then it'll start back to where? Then I'll go back to a reasonable beard.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. And then the corollary. You're going to do the same to your pubic region.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly. Yeah, I'm going for the Civil War style.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody. How you're going to start down there with what?

[Josh Arnold]

Full, full bush. And you guys tell me what you want to see down there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to tell you what I want to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Now what I have to do.

[Christy Lee]

What do you have to do?

[Pat Godwin]

Comb over.

[Tom Griswold]

My head. D. Same deal.

[Christy Lee]

March 9th is daylight savings time.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want to do it later? March 10th?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm doing it sooner than that.

[Christy Lee]

Then that'd be March 3rd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. We have shows next week. Yeah, no, I'm doing March. I'm doing February 24th.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, when we get back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Christy, you'll be gone.

[Christy Lee]

I'll be gone.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll be able to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, you'll see pictures.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I can't wait because I'm filming stuff the next weekend and I have to have a decent face.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not going to happen no matter what your beard looks like, so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's gonna be in it then?

[Josh Arnold]

Who's gonna be in what? Oh, yeah, yeah, the other. The other people are far more handsome.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, speaking of things that are happening, we're gonna be doing this show February 21st. It's a Friday morning. We will be in the Riverside Casino and Resort broadcasting. That broadcast begins at 5am local time. We're gonna have a special commemorative poster and we're gonna have T shirts we're selling to benefit the Stead Hospital. So it'll be really cool. It's part of the Children's Miracle Network. So we'll have a picture of those T shirts in a few days. They're actually being printed right now, so it'll be fun. So if you want to come. And then we got a special comedy show that night. It'll be yours truly with Chick and Patty G. Josh and Jeff Oski and. Are you gonna be there that night?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna be around, but I wasn't thinking on working. That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine. You don't have to.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Al Jackson. Al Jackson will be our special guest.

[Chick McGee]

I could park the cars if you'd like. Whatever you need.

[Tom Griswold]

Done.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a life question for all of you.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

When you buy asparagus.

[Chick McGee]

Get out. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you keep the rubber band or throw it away?

[Christy Lee]

I keep it.

[Jess Hooker]

Keep it.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do? What do you use?

[Christy Lee]

I hang it on a doorknob and then I use it for things.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have a little bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Awful.

[Chick McGee]

Awful.

[Jess Hooker]

In one of my drawers.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. You know what I do, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

When I get a lobster.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

They've got those big thick rubber bands.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Se ring.

[Christy Lee]

God, broccoli comes.

[Josh Arnold]

You haven't spent money on a se ring.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't change the smell.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my God.

[Christy Lee]

You know, there was a story about that lobsters can feel. Did you see that? You shouldn't. That they can feel being boiled alive.

[Chick McGee]

Well, sure they can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, of course they can.

[Tom Griswold]

Figure they did was kind of horrible.

[Chick McGee]

How they make that noise.

[Jess Hooker]

They make a noise with their shell.

[Josh Arnold]

They scream, but it's actually the air escaping their shell. Yeah, but it sounds like they're screaming.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, how do we really know?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they know.

[Christy Lee]

They did a store. They just did a big study. I just.

[Josh Arnold]

Lobster Trishians out there study them.

[Tom Griswold]

But they don't. They don't empty their own lobster. They don't empty their own what?

[Josh Arnold]

That's like lobster Trish.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's very clever.

[Chick McGee]

You need to go see your lobster.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't. They don't clear their own mud vein though.

[Christy Lee]

No, they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they would if.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. I would have heard the phrase.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're about to boil me. Their mud vein would evacuate itself.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoy this broth, boys.

[Christy Lee]

Dogs in the well. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

You have more dog dose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Dogs in the UK will now get to snack on lab grown meat. According to npr, a manufacturer called Meat Lately is producing something called Chick Bites.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

A type of dog treat made from a lab cultivated chicken and plant based ingredients.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a T shirt that says Chick Bites.

[Chick McGee]

Well, aren't you funny.

[Christy Lee]

London based.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you the one writing that all over the bathrooms?

[Chick McGee]

Oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

Says the result is just as tasty and nutritious as traditional chicken breast. I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Meatly CEO owner Enzor.

[Chick McGee]

I am Enzor.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, I read that wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

I am Enzor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I'm just like you people. I grew up in a small town.

[Christy Lee]

Maitley CEO Owen Enzor says that Chick bites are on sale for about $4.35 per pack.

[Josh Arnold]

I grew up in Wichita and I had immediately.

[Christy Lee]

He says it's the first company in the world to supply cultivated meat for pet food.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if they need a spokesman, that chick bites.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean. That's right, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Compensation. Here we go. So this is chick for chicks bite. Chick bites.

[Tom Griswold]

So there's no chickens involved in this? Nope, just this is. This is like that other non meat meat that's out there. There's a whole bunch of them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's a lot of them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is the first time it's been approved for the use for dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Should we have started with dogs and worked our way up to humans? Almonds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I don't think the taste matters much. After all, my dog eats his own poop.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess if that's. If that's the. If that's the bar we have to get above. No sweat.

[Chick McGee]

You know, my dog, she likes her poop when it's frozen.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she won't eat it in the summer. But if it's frozen and oh boy, she.

[Christy Lee]

What are you feeding them? They must like it so much they eat it twice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna see if there's a picture of the way this is packaged. I'm just hoping it says cage free or free range.

[Chick McGee]

Can you tell us a little bit about the chicken? Well, he was raised wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a picture of the store. Okay. But this is not available in the states yet.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say that. I don't know where it's. It says uk so I, I would think not.

[Jess Hooker]

Meatly sounds like a dating app.

[Josh Arnold]

Sound like for like a well hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Neatly. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Meatly. After half you've gone through grinder, you want to switch sides if you want a real chicken.

[Christy Lee]

A Pennsylvania company giving you the chance to test out owning a backyard hens with a chicken rental service. Oh, Rent the chicken in Freeport delivers hens, coops, food and other essentials your backyard so that you can learn how to raise chickens before making a long term command commitment. Founder Jen Tompkins told WTAE.

[Chick McGee]

TV station.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

The company also offers support and if it's not a good fit, customers can quote unquote, chicken out. Rent the Chicken starts at $495 for a rental from spring to fall.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we had our own Jeff Oscar weigh in on this.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

He had chickens.

[Chick McGee]

The nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's, it's a lot of work, A lot of poop. Gorier than a lot of problems with coyotes, headless snakes running around, rats.

[Chick McGee]

Chicken entrails.

[Tom Griswold]

It's actually pretty expensive. But you can make up the money, though, with fights you have to supplement. Yeah, yeah, that's. That's pretty much the standard thing, but yeah. So this. This is actually a smart idea rather than investing in all this stuff. You can at least try it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen the. Around here. I've seen the truck go by that has the units on them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I have too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean. Oh, seriously, in the back of a truck?

[Josh Arnold]

And I've never rented a coupe. I've rented a sedan.

[Christy Lee]

SUV maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that is as unfunny as it gets.

[Tom Griswold]

That was lumpy. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. You know, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I miss, Josh. You know, I don't want to live in a world where we have to rent chicken coops. I want to go back in time and rent movies the old fashioned way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate the future. I don't want to be in it anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they'll have employee picks for these chickens? Rick likes Clucky.

[Chick McGee]

Clucky is a world champion. Be an egg producer. Five eggs a day is Clucky's nor.

[Tom Griswold]

And in the long run, are you really going to save any money? No.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I guess the eggs are crazy great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the eggs are delicious.

[Christy Lee]

Fresh. But I. You can go to the farm and get them. I know places that sell them. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

From the farm you can also steal them from.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you could do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you can.

[Josh Arnold]

Although if you've seen All Quiet on the Western front, maybe don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Next to chickens and. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's kind of a little thing. Well, never mind. Yeah, that's a great movie. Really disturbing. Well, thank you very much. Now, this is your last shot at this.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. There's Josh Arnold and Christy Lee. Just hooker Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Great day for birthdays today. Oh, yeah. Very, very.

[Christy Lee]

February 12th.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of my very favorites.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Born on this date.

[Chick McGee]

Does that mean it's time for today?

[Tom Griswold]

And I guess let's go right to it.

[Chick McGee]

Time now for today in history. Tom, this is just great.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, so many great people. We'll start off with, I mean, one of the greats, Many, many great people born in 1809. Anyone want to guess? American history.

[Christy Lee]

1809.

[Tom Griswold]

His birthday. 1809. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Abraham Lincoln.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's why we have President's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I, and I just love it.

[Chick McGee]

I was watching, I think Washington's the 21st the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw, don't you love those meet in the Middle, those local commercials where they've got the guy dressed as George Washington and the guy next to him dressed as Lincoln selling mattresses. I, I love those. That's so much fun. Anyway, I'll Now, Ms. Hooker, this is a quiz for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going to be kind of a multiple choice. Which one of these accomplishments was not accomplished by the great Abraham Lincoln?

[Chick McGee]

Was not accomplished.

[Tom Griswold]

There are three.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The issuing of the Emancipation Proclamation.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

The delivery of the Gettysburg Address or naming his turds Lincoln Logs.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have any guesses at all?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think he had anything to do with the Gettysburg Address.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You see the original draft of that?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

He said I scored seven years ago right here. His wife really didn't get it on that much. I think the top hat kind of turned her off.

[Christy Lee]

I guess you don't respect Lincoln at all, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

Lincoln Logger, a tremendous race wrestler.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. He's in the Wrestler Slayer.

[Chick McGee]

He's in the Wrestling hall of Fame.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Very good.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure you didn't read that.

[Tom Griswold]

That style of beard embraced by short douchebags. Let's see the beard with no mustache. That's a great look. 1809. Charles Darwin. You know who he is?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He got me paddled in school.

[Tom Griswold]

He created the.

[Christy Lee]

Because I went to Catholic school. You don't bring up Charles Darwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently he created the Creationist museum in Kentucky. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He made those little fish stickers for your car.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They say Darwin. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the name of his boat?

[Chick McGee]

The Khan Tiki.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Tor Haer doll. But sorry.

[Chick McGee]

And he. Did you. He pronounced it.

[Christy Lee]

Was it a sailboat?

[Chick McGee]

In an elitist way. Tor Hydo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Being. Being incorrect. It's so difficult to be an elitist. One of Chick's favorites, the boat was the Beagle, right?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, the regal Beagle was the Jack Tripper.

[Josh Arnold]

Used to be Larry would go there.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicks. Another great American. One of Chick's favorites, the great Bill Russell.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is, Bill. It's Russ's birthday. That's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tremendous.

[Chick McGee]

You know, he always said, you don't have to. You don't have to block all the shots, but you have to think you're. Make your opponent think you can block all the shots. See, there's a subtle.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1938. Judy Bloom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet your daughter has read some of her. Oh, in fact, I think I got her some.

[Christy Lee]

Are you listening, God? It's Margaret.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

And Tales for fourth grade. Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Another one of my absolute favorites. We were lucky enough to interrupt. Interview him. The great Ray Manzarek. Now, do you know who ray Manzarek is, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Really, I don't. Well, don't ask me if you don't want me to answer.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I want you to answer.

[Chick McGee]

I just enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

I just enjoy this. I enjoyed. For the second time today. You're massively incorrect. It's he was the keyboard player for the Doors.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. I can't name them, but I like them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It's fine to just like them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's fine to not know everything about all of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, I know, I know. If only he'd been a drug counselor, maybe he could have gotten Jim to sober up.

[Josh Arnold]

He drank. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Maybe just a. Some kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Want to quit.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if I have a time machine, first thing I do, I go back in time to the yeah of everything.

[Chick McGee]

Everything that you could correct in history. This is what he do.

[Tom Griswold]

A fifth member of the Doors who plays bass. I didn't like the keyboard base. And then another one of my musical favorites. We just talked to him, Michael McDonald from the Doobie Brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Doobie Brothers are going. They're going back out this summer with Michael. They're going on tour with, by the way, the Coral Reefer Band.

[Christy Lee]

That'll be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I assume will be Mack, Mac and alley, etc. So that's a great show. Great show.

[Christy Lee]

Who's gonna sing Jimmy's parts?

[Josh Arnold]

They won't do any of his stuff, will they?

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine they'll probably. Oh, wait.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they opening for the Doobie Brothers? Yeah, they're not playing with.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like. That's a lot of guys on stage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like 20.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there was a period of time in which Michael McDonald was not playing anymore with the Doobie Brothers. Uhhuh. Do you suppose there was a moment where he was, like, about to get in the shower? He looked at the mirror and said, do be or not do be?

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

That is the. He had to one point.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's just about as unfunny as it gets.

[Tom Griswold]

That's funny. I think he probably did it. Oh, God. Oh. Happy birthday. We did talk about him yesterday. Arsenio Hall.

[Josh Arnold]

Things that make you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always liked him. I don't understand why his show didn't stay in the air.

[Josh Arnold]

It was on for, like, 10 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it should be on still. He was great.

[Christy Lee]

What's he doing now?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in the second Coming to America movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Another guy that I kind of like the actor Josh Brolin, born in this date in 1968.

[Josh Arnold]

I like him, too.

[Christy Lee]

I like him, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Brolin. Brolin. Brolin. He is young. Just Brolin Bronze.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

His son was. Remember, he's the guy. He's the guy that sunburned his taint and he. Remember there was something going around in Hollywood where some morons were telling you to get whatever vitamin C in your ass you were supposed to.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe vitamin D, Whatever it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, they're dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you want to listen to your stepmom or you want to sunburn your taint? Oh, yeah, I'll sunburn my tank.

[Tom Griswold]

And he. He. And he badly burned his tank. Joshy, how are you?

[Chick McGee]

I'm fine, Mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Call me Mom.

[Chick McGee]

Call me Mommy.

[Josh Arnold]

He calls her Babs, but I call you a cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Christina Richie. Born on this date in 1980. She's famous for the Adams family. The original Wednesday.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of forehead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not the original Wednesday.

[Chick McGee]

Not at all.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, from the movie. In the movies, as opposed to. Well, there was the one in the Addams Family TV show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'd be the original.

[Tom Griswold]

The original be a cartoon. I mean, I meant cinema. 1964. The Beatles played their first concert in New York City at Carnegie Hall.

[Christy Lee]

Of course they did.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you get there?

[Chick McGee]

Practice.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you so much for joining us.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. You got 30 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I've got just enough time to mention the fact that there's going to be a cool show in Evansville coming up on Saturday night with Mr. OSU, Mr. Willie G. And Mr. Patty G. Pat Koslitz is the place to go. Did I know it's Saturday, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's Saturday. 15th.

[Tom Griswold]

15Th.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The 14th is Valentine's Day this year. Did you know that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very good, Very good. Don't forget, my friend. And you want to get that Steven Singer jewelers thing going. I hate stevensinger.com. thanks for joining us. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Are you ready for football?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Truly ready for football?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you screaming for football? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell is happening?

[Tom Griswold]

Dreaming for football. Good times. Eating, sleeping, crafting, parenting, naming your pets and preparing for football.

[Josh Arnold]

That sort of stuff happen. Oh, my goodness. Are you dancing?

[Chick McGee]

Jonesing.

[Tom Griswold]

Mahomesing for football?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I'm looking forward to seeing.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you are ready for football with the Rich Eisen show podcast. They're ready. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.