The BOB & TOM Show- February 12. 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – February 12, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show continues its signature mix of comedy, conversational banter, pop-culture riffing, oddball news, and sports talk. On this February 12th broadcast, the crew welcomes comedians Jeff Bodart and Al Jackson, celebrates upcoming live events (e.g. the “Jeff Comedy Jam”), reacts to listener letters, and riffs on everything from Olympic sports and viral trends to pet clean-ups and medical oddities. The tone swings from playful sarcasm to earnest camaraderie, zipping between anecdotes, quirky news stories, and memorable comedy bits.

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Featured Participants

• Hosts – Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby
• Guests – Comedians Jeff Bodart and Al Jackson

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Episode Highlights & Notable Segments

1. Comedic “Bank” Cold Open (00:16–02:34)

• The show opens with a satirical sketch about “The First Bank That Treats You Like Your Tom Griswold,” poking fun at VIP banking and customer paranoia.
  • “I told the morons that I’d rather eat a raw turd than have to sit and listen to their pathetic little pitch…” — Tom Griswold [00:57]
• Includes recurring riffing between Tom, Josh, and Chick, setting the self-deprecating tone that runs through the episode.

2. Introducing the Lineup & Studio Banter (03:15–08:02)

• The hosts perform their trademark chaotic roll call, poke fun at each other’s habits (lint-rolling a mouse pad, Chick’s “tech dandruff,” etc.).
• Guest comedians for the day are announced: Jeff Bodart (“Bo Dart” joke) and Al Jackson.

Notable Quotes

• “Watching you talk to Jeff Bodart is one of my favorite things… you have zero respect for him…” — Josh Arnold [04:41]
• “First time he came in here… his boss said ‘You’re going to get fired if you do that.’ And he did it anyway.” — Chick McGee [05:16]

3. Live Comedy Events & Nostalgia (05:44–08:15)

• Upcoming shows: Jeff Bodart, Jeff Oskay, and the "Jeff Comedy Jam" at Castle Finn Winery; Pat Godwin and Willie G. at Simplicity in Evansville, IN.
• Nostalgic conversation about 1970s sunken living rooms and “pit” sofas, segueing into childhood roller-skate tales.

Memorable Exchange

• “My father would be upstairs thinking he had four gay sons… Larry Badass, two tours of Nam, combat veteran. ‘I wanted to fight for people’s freedom, but not this, not this.’” — Chick & Josh, on Josh's roller-skating childhood [08:29]

4. Olympics, World Records & Sports Talk (09:03–11:11)

• Uncomfortable watching the luge: “Imagine lying on the floor on your back, another woman lies down on top of you, and then you go 90 miles per hour.” — Chick [09:16]
• Discussion of Olympic coverage, drone cameras, and complaints about “loud drones.”
  • “Jeez, you big pussy. Change the channel.” — Chick [11:18]

5. Listener Emails – Anecdotes & Arguments (19:41–26:01)

• Chick recounts a painful experience entering a daughter’s swim meet due to lack of cash (and discovering a turd in the men’s room: coned-off, left for janitors!).
  • “As God is my witness, there is a huge turd on the ground… just coned off…” — Chick [23:59]
• Debate about parents being charged for their own kids’ school events, culminating in a round of sarcastic economic logic.

Notable Listener Email

• A listener shares a cherished PB&J, Lay’s chips, and Coors lunch tradition while fly fishing with family [25:27].

6. Quirky News Stories (& a Song): Urine, Turds, Zoo Dung, and Valentine’s (28:23–30:08, 138:43–141:15)

• Multiple scatological stories:
  • A listener pees near a rattlesnake (28:28).
  • "Zoo Dung" for Valentine's Day: Maryland Zoo fundraiser lets you name a pile of animal poop after your ex ($5, certificate included).
    • “It kinda says more about you than the person you’re naming the dung after.” — Chick [140:27]
• Extended riffing: recurring observations on the show’s attraction to bodily function humor.

7. Pat Godwin’s “Deny, Deny, Deny” Song (38:18–40:43)

• Pat leads a new comedy song riffing on the futility of cheaters covering their tracks with increasingly absurd denials.
  • “If you want to be a cheater, go out of state to meet her… deny, deny, deny…” — Pat Godwin [38:38]
• The song inspires a group singalong, with the crew delighting in the escalating chorus.

8. Tech & Password Frustrations (42:40–46:53)

• Rant about tech overload and the ridiculousness of passwords/security questions — including irreverent question-answer combos.
  • “For favorite historical figure, I put Vlad the Impaler… and for favorite movie star, I put Jenna Jameson.” — Listener “Sean” [43:47]
• Tangent about "Do Not Resuscitate" tattoos and medical alert tips.

9. Olympic Sports, Figure Skating, & Ball Injuries (57:07–66:46)

• Olympic results recap — focus on figure skating coverage, Johnny Weir’s commentary, and comical observations.
  • “What if we just called him Richard Button?” — Tom, on figure skater Dick Button [62:05]
• “Internal testicular bleeding” for a cricket player leads to stunned male empathy and juvenile puns.

10. World Records: Extreme Trapeze & David Rush (68:31–77:07)

• German acrobat Marlene Koepka performs a trapeze act from 10,698 feet, jumping with a parachute.
  • “She’s gotta have a cute corpse when they go to get it.” — Chick [71:11].
• David Rush regains his world record for balancing a chair on his chin (1 hour, 20 minutes, 30 seconds).
  • “You couldn’t balance a chair on your chin for 10 seconds.” — Chick [75:57]

11. Snoring, Pet Messes, and Listener Advice (78:21–80:10)

• Jess Hooker plays a “mystery sound” — her own thunderous, healthy snoring.
  • “That is Three Stooges level snoring.” — Chick [79:46]
• Tom shares a trick for cleaning up dog vomit with paper plates, igniting exchanges about animal messes and cat hairballs.

12. Relationships, Breakups, and Bodily Functions (135:12–157:27)

• Naming dung after exes leads to banter about gender differences in breakups:
  • “What do guys do to get over women? Murder. Drink.” — Josh Arnold [141:23]
• Josh recounts waking his girlfriend with a deadly fart: “Silent, but the smell was so bad it woke her up.” [136:14]
• Pat debuts a bitter breakup song, “The EX Got the House and My 401K,” in the spirit of Greg Kihn’s classic [156:12]
  • “She took me to court, cut me down to size, with a fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa!” — Pat Godwin [156:18]

13. Offbeat Medical News: Spray-on Bleeding Stopper & Drinking Urine (137:16–146:11)

• New spray-on powder instantly seals wounds — likened to “Flex Seal for the human body.”
• Woman claims drinking her own urine and using it as a beauty treatment has “reprogrammed her gut” and improved her skin.
  • “I loop most days — peeing in a cup and drinking it fresh…” — Jess Hooker (reading article) [145:33]

14. Absurd Relationships & Inanimate Love (149:04–150:33)

• The infamous “Eiffel Tower marriage” is over; objectum sexual woman divorces Paris’s famous structure, moves on to a new “relationship.”
  • “She married the Eiffel Tower… Come on.” — Chick [149:35]

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Comedy Features, Show Lore, and Inside Jokes

• Inside “Song” Bits: Recurring singalong to Pat Godwin’s parody and original songs.
• Recurring Product Plugs: Steven Singer gold-dipped roses for Valentine’s, Aura digital frames, “Rougiet” bedroom supplement — all worked comedically into the flow.
• Podcast/YouTube Gags: Members reference their own comedy specials, studio sleep footage, and friendly roasting.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “I told the morons I’d rather eat a raw turd…” — Tom Griswold [00:57]
• “Watching you talk to Jeff Bodart is one of my favorite things… zero respect…” — Josh Arnold [04:41]
• “I want a new lure… just sinks to the bottom.” — Chick sings (on Huey Lewis fly fishing trivia) [27:01]
• “She married the Eiffel Tower… Come on.” — Chick McGee [149:35]
• “Silent, but the smell was so bad it woke her up.” — Josh Arnold [136:14]
• “If you want to be a cheater, go out of state to meet her… deny, deny, deny…” — Pat Godwin [38:38]
• “What do guys do to get over women? Murder. Drink.” — Josh Arnold [141:23]
• “You couldn’t balance a chair on your chin for 10 seconds.” — Chick McGee [75:57]
• “That is Three Stooges level snoring.” — Chick McGee [79:46]
• “She took me to court, cut me down to size, with a fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa!” — Pat Godwin [156:18]

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Key Timestamps for Memorable Segments

• [00:16] – “First Bank That Treats You Like Your Tom Griswold” sketch
• [04:41] – Jeff Bodart roast, “Zero respect”
• [09:16] – Luge description and Olympics coverage
• [23:59] – “Huge turd on the ground” / coned-off swim meet story
• [38:18] – Debut of “Deny, Deny, Deny” song
• [43:47] – “Vlad the Impaler / Jenna Jameson” password joke
• [75:15] – David Rush’s chair-balance world record
• [79:46] – Jess Hooker mystery snore audio
• [136:14] – Josh’s “silent but deadly” fart story
• [141:23] – “What do guys do to get over women?” (Murder, drink.)
• [149:35] – Woman divorces Eiffel Tower
• [156:18] – Pat’s “Breakup Song”

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Episode Themes & Tone

• Tone: Fast-paced, irreverent, and jam-packed with laughter, the hosts and guests mercilessly roast themselves (and each other), riff on everyday absurdities, and weave in listener interaction.
• Themes: Navigating life’s oddities, the constant comedy of everyday mishaps, the universality of embarrassment and scatological gags, and finding humor even in the world’s weirdest headlines.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM experience — a loud, quick-witted blend of topical jokes, nostalgic bits, odd news, and warm banter that never lingers too long before zipping to the next punchline or bizarre story. There’s something for fans of classic sketch, stand-up sensibility, and spontaneous real-life antics — just be prepared for plenty of bathroom humor and affectionate ribbing, sometimes all at once.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show. To be honest, I'd never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

This man came in and said he'd.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanted to make a deposit, but.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a million things to do.

[Tom Griswold]

That day, so I didn't want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Spend a long time waiting in line.

[Tom Griswold]

Behind a douchebag without proper identification.

[Chick McGee]

Loser.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to open a checking account with 20 bucks.

[Chick McGee]

We could tell he was a very.

[Tom Griswold]

Busy and important customer, so we led.

[Chick McGee]

Him straight to our VIP banking teller, but he refused.

[Tom Griswold]

I told the morons that I'd rather eat a raw turd than have to sit and listen to their pathetic little pitch about money market funds, CDs or squirrel Christmas accounts. Oh, I told them I just walk up to the drive thru atm. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

The man was about to go out.

[Tom Griswold]

To use the atm, but we pointed.

[Chick McGee]

Out the armored car in the parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Luckily, the manager spotted a terribly dangerous situation. There was an army car at the back. Statistically, you know, nine out of ten bank robberies happen when these security vehicles are around. At the same time, I noticed there was a tanker truck filling the tanks at the gas station across the street. This was the perfect storm. The man seemed rather nervous, paranoid and.

[Chick McGee]

Suspicious, so we could tell he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly the sort of customer we wanted.

[Chick McGee]

At the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I could tell something was going on and they were going to rape me on the service charges and loan rates.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, perfect. In the end, we recommended he try a different bank down the street.

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't need the headache.

[Tom Griswold]

I could tell they didn't know what they were doing and they finally admitted that the bank down the street had better facilities. I left immediately and stopped at Starbucks on the way. I don't think the guy ever did open an account. My whole day turned into a storm.

[Chick McGee]

I got nothing done.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm probably going to have Joanie or Dee take care of it later this week after I do a bit more research. By the way, did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal last week? It's fascinating.

[Pat Godwin]

The first bank treats you like your Tom Griswold. At the first bank that treats you like you're Tom Griswold. It's gonna be smooth sailing all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, speaking of sailing, this will only make sense if you're a sailor.

[Chick McGee]

Similarly, in the film Master of Commander.

[Tom Griswold]

Much of it won't make any Sense. Unless you sail.

[Pat Godwin]

Excuse me. Your part of the commercial is done. This is the announcer tagline out. And then the music ends.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, this background music is abysmal. I'll have Steve lay down some organ.

[Chick McGee]

Tracks for you to use.

[Pat Godwin]

We're almost done here.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have the music back to you in three weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Great sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, the Bob and Tom show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Jeff Bodart]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Begee. Once again, Tom, caught by surprise, somehow found himself on the air. There we go.

[Chick McGee]

I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Just doing a final lint check.

[Chick McGee]

Doing a lint check on my. All right, whatever this pad's called, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to look at. Not close, but your mouse pad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the mouse pad. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're running your lint roller over the mouse pad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is a standard procedure. You guys don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I don't even have a mouse pad, but I wouldn't do it gets all dirty. Hey, it's your workstation, man. You got to keep it however you like.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of some kind of tech dandruff over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we know you didn't have the dandruff. Am I right, everybody? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Flakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, now, now. He's busy again. We've lost.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. No, I'm all right. Just getting ready. I'm very excited about today. We've got a lot of cool stuff happening. Guest comedians today. Jeff Bodart.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is Bo Dart.

[Chick McGee]

Comedian Al Jackson will be joining us as well.

[Josh Arnold]

Watching you talk to Jeff Bodart is one of my favorite things in the world because you, you have zero respect.

[Tom Griswold]

For him and just, just oozing with contempt, condescension.

[Chick McGee]

I Hip deep. I'm a fan. I, I, that's not true. Bought some of his wands.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're, now you're lying.

[Chick McGee]

He makes, he may. He hand carves wands.

[Tom Griswold]

I, for one, don't know why he shows up.

[Chick McGee]

Developed a fine career. He's on the ships a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I like, I love being around Bodar.

[Chick McGee]

He's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a bundle of confidence and happiness.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he is.

[Chick McGee]

The first time he came in here, he, he was told if he, he wanted, he had to take time off from his job to come in here. And he said if he, his boss said I'm. You're going to get fired if you do that. And he did it anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So hey, go. You go for it, buddy. That's the right attitude.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead and fire me.

[Chick McGee]

And you know, he did the trapeze without a net and he's been successful. He's got a special show. This is amazing. It. We're calling it, I believe, the Jeff Comedy Jam.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Featuring our own Jeff Oscar, a very fine stand up comedian and Jeff Bodart. And the two Jeffs will be in Marshall, Illinois. Second show added my friends for Valentine's Day night. The at the Castle Finn Winery. While I'm at it, Patty G. And Willie G. Are going to be in Evansville, Indiana for a very special event also on the Valentine's Day night. You can't say Valentine's Day Eve, can you? Because that kind of be the night before. Very confusing. Saturday night is, is the night in question.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

So you can see the fellows in, in Evansville at Pat Coslit's Simplicity store. It's a very big event every year now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they, they, they push the furniture back and they make a stage out.

[Pat Godwin]

Of that or there's a stage there constantly.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a real cool place.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Veterans get in free. Customers of Simplicity get in free. Health care workers free.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be down.

[Chick McGee]

Firefighters. Firefighters.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, firefighters.

[Chick McGee]

So it's a big night.

[Tom Griswold]

Very.

[Chick McGee]

And Pat's got some great new stuff and should be a fun, fun time.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have one of those pits like the big sofa that was shaped like a C or whatever, however you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

Sunken.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. When I moved here, the closest apartment complex to this place is about a thousand yards that way. And they had special units that had a sunken living room pit. And a friend of mine lived in one and I thought it was the greatest thing, but they didn't have one open when I moved, so I couldn't get one. Always wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

Just the coolest thing ever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Things don't work out. I would always. I don't know if they, I don't know if they've remodeled them, but it was really cool.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd hope so.

[Chick McGee]

You walk in the living room, you walk down three steps into the pit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

That was very. That was a trend, what, in the 70s?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this was, this was like a sofa, A piece, a piece of furniture that you could buy for your living room. And it was shaped like. Oh, A U or whatever. It wasn't a traditional sofa.

[Al Jackson]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know. Yeah, I always wanted one of those. Never got one.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are great. In basements I would always see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Those are. Those are still great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But this, this was an actual pit. You actually would go down. It was like a ranch house, whatever. But instead they dug a little thing out in the floor. Really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember the Josh's basement story about him and his brothers, you know, roller skating?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, before it was. My parents eventually finished the basement, but before then, man, it was roller skate city.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember what music you and your three brothers would roller skate?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, we had a turntable and we had. I remember when slippery when wet came out, I mean we were just skating our butts off the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

And your father would be upstairs smoking Marlboro soft packs and thinking he had four gay sons. Josh's dad, Larry Badass, two tours of nom. Combat veteran.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I wanted to fight for people's freedom, but not this, not this.

[Chick McGee]

Take that rainbow flag.

[Tom Griswold]

This is downright ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Larry. Great man. Great American. Now what was I saying? Oh, we have a lot of interesting stuff coming up today in the world of news and sports. I've been watching some of the Olympics. Just terrific coverage.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I'm uncomfortable watching the two men or two woman luge.

[Chick McGee]

I was watching it yesterday. Yeah. That is.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something about where I just feel so claustrophobic for the person on the bottom that I can't enjoy watching it.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen it? I mean, imagine.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine lying down on the. Lying down on the floor on your back. And then another woman lies down on top of you on her back.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you go 90 miles per hour.

[Chick McGee]

And then. And then. And then feet first, you're going 90 miles an hour and one of you is staring and if you screw up, you could die.

[Tom Griswold]

You steer with your feet. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially. And core. And I mean that's one of the. It looks like they do nothing but really they're utilizing every muscle in their body.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's. I think it's probably. I know there's a new thing about how many senses human beings have. The five senses. There are a lot more of them and one of them is that. That you can somehow. Movements in your body.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And we. We have that story coming up probably Tuesday next week. It's a complicated thing about. About the human body and about senses, etc, etc. It's really interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's coming up next Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm not here.

[Pat Godwin]

How do we tease that?

[Chick McGee]

Because I'm not here tomorrow and I'm not here Monday. And I'm going to leave it to you guys to.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, we're.

[Chick McGee]

What are we gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

My God, we're doing it tomorrow. So help me God. I'll find it.

[Chick McGee]

Require a lot of editing. So I'll give it to you now if you want to start now.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm incapable of editing. Go ahead. Ok, I'll give it to you.

[Chick McGee]

We have some cool stuff in sports coming up today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if you say so. It depends on what you've edited.

[Chick McGee]

Me together several world records.

[Josh Arnold]

Several.

[Tom Griswold]

I have none. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Are they pretty good or they really.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I haven't seen them.

[Chick McGee]

Chick usually hates all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

I got zero. Well, you do too.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of the point of it.

[Chick McGee]

But one of them is fantastic. It's David Rush. It's cool. One gaining a record that he had.

[Tom Griswold]

That he lost standing on one leg.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. And then we got one that involves a hot air balloon and a world record stunt.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, done.

[Chick McGee]

Way up in the sky. It's very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

People are complaining about the drones on the Olympics.

[Josh Arnold]

There's nothing to complain about.

[Tom Griswold]

They say the. The sound's too loud. It's distracting.

[Chick McGee]

Jeez, you big pussy. Change the channel.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a mild buzz.

[Chick McGee]

I think for the first time you really get to see how fast some of that stuff is happening.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they.

[Tom Griswold]

A drone followed a ski jumper. I couldn't believe. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

It's just the coverage is great.

[Tom Griswold]

Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Even if you're not into some of that stuff, it's just so much fun to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Now there are some medals yesterday from the Americans, et cetera, et cetera. We'll get to all of that. Chick, do you have anything you want to highlight in the world of sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Possibly that.

[Chick McGee]

That the Seattle parade and the NBA.

[Tom Griswold]

All Star game coming up Saturday. Yeah, the NBA. And then the Seahawks had their super bowl parade yesterday. A lot of cursing going on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They get a. They get a few drinks, some of the classics.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, then they were throwing up the middle finger behind the person speaking and they had to pixelate it because we don't know what the middle finger looks like. And if we do, we'd all burst into flames.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure NFL may want to stop broadcasting. That parade is really, really not very good. We have loud medical miracles in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Somebody they. Six million. A new Six Billion Dollar Man. Probably.

[Chick McGee]

Now I know a new thing that may be a lifesaver for many people.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

A chick sent me a story that we're going to act on involving that's a lie involving a lunatic that married the Eiffel Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One of these. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it didn't. Didn't turn out very well.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't work out. After 10 years. We'll find out about these lunatics in the news. And as a society, we put up with them. Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna marry the Apple's.

[Chick McGee]

How good for you. What would you like as a gift?

[Josh Arnold]

I need to never speak to you again.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you guess what? And then we have two interesting stories about urine, of all things.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's a pisser, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Well, one of them. Well, you'll see.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then, not to be too scatological, but we do have. Once again, somebody always does this. We have Zhu Dung, which is not the name of a scientist in China. Well, it probably is. You know, odds are there's a guy named Zhu Dung. Dr. Zhu Dung. No, zoo. As in animals, cages. Yeah. Every Valentine's Day, you can imagine where this is going. Every Valentine's Day you hear about zoos doing this and it says more about the people do it. Never mind. We have Zoo Doug coming in the news. Speaking of Valentine's Day, act quickly on this one. This is such a great gift. This is good anytime. Aura frames, A, U, R, A, there's one right behind. Right behind Josh right now. And it will cycle through a bunch of photographs as I do this announcement. I am a huge fan of these things and the aura frame. I was taught how to do it by young Miss Hooker over there. And I was at my house, went through my photos and started loading them up. Even though that device was here. There's a picture of me with Bob. Nice shot there. And you could have whatever you want on one of these babies, including, I should point this out, videos and unlimited photos. There's Patty G. Right there. Is that your hair? Is that the wig? That's the wig, yeah. That is a son. That is a nice set of hair. But you can see I'm distracted by this. And you can distract yourself at work and actually look away from your desk for a while and see how. Those were good times. These aren't. I mean. Well, never mind. The point is enjoy. Enjoy what you want to enjoy. This is a great thing. I love this. As soon as I saw the one here, I went and Got one for my house. Aura frames. Aura. Easiest way to share memories.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, one of these days they're going to be able to load the pictures from your home.

[Chick McGee]

You can't. You can load them. I could load them. Loan them if you had one at your house. I could load it right now.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing. And you can get a special offer on these if you're a fan of the Bob and Tom show. And I'm talking about the most famous one, the Carver mat frame. Just like that one. The code word is tomorrow if you go to auraframes.com that'll knock 35 bucks off it. Once again, it's a U R Aura, like your aura. The auraframes.com the promo code Tom. And support us our show by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out. This is a great gift anytime. And by the way, congratulations to my friend John and his wife Emily. They had a little baby girl yesterday. Little Reese.

[Jeff Bodart]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Queen of the peanut butter cup. Yeah. Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

And I was telling him this is the perfect gift for his folks and her folks because they can take baby pictures and load them up and grandma will get up in the morning. Oh, look at this. It's a lot classier than just texting it, I think. Just a beautiful gift. Once again, aura. One of my favorite things that we talk about coming up, we also have Tauruses in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

And remember, it's aura. As in aura. You just said that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I meant it as in one's aura. Like I have an aura of spiritual sophistication.

[Tom Griswold]

What about me?

[Chick McGee]

You have an aura. Oh. Of 1960, late 60s trailer park. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the News center, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Thursdays are when the, the early hours start to really catch up to the rookies on the, on the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

That is absolutely true.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. You think this can't go on much longer.

[Josh Arnold]

Get it?

[Tom Griswold]

And my God, it does. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick came in. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good flannel. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

You sleep in that. Like you fold it around, you get a little cocoon.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't, but I have occasionally. I'll do this sometimes, and this is a little odd, but I'll take my shirt off.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then when I'm on the couch, I get a little chilly and I just sort of drape it over me.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Jeff Bodart]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Where? Whereas I just left it on. Everything would have been fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a smoking jacket and although you don't smoke, sadly, no.

[Josh Arnold]

No. But I'd like to get a bubble pipe and use that while I wear my smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Hopefully the shape of a Sherlock Holmes.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick Magee. The Olympics roll on another six months of the Olympic competition and then it'll all be done. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

It's just about to enter its second and final week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great. Seems longer.

[Chick McGee]

Great coverage, what with not enough soap operas on for you. It's great to be in the middle of the day seeing what's wrong with soap operas.

[Tom Griswold]

That's truly a great American institution.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we had a new song yesterday from Patty G. Do you want to do that before or after our letters this morning?

[Pat Godwin]

Let's do it after.

[Chick McGee]

So. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Get ready for. Okay, good. We do have our letters. We receive a lot of email. We love getting it from you. That's right, Bob and tomobandtom.com is the way to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Listener emails brought to you by sleep number save on personalized comfort during sleep numbers President's day sale. Their best deals are on now for a limited time only at sleep number or sleep number dot com. I sleep on a sleep number, said Abe Lincoln. Don't forget that. That's sleep number.

[Josh Arnold]

I cannot tell a lie, said George Washington.

[Tom Griswold]

I love my sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

I chopped down that cherry tree and made a sleep number bed out of it. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I just love that. This great American tradition of all the mattress sales and bed sales over presidents weekend. My favorite thing is when you see the guy dressed up like George Washington on tv. Those are. I hope those days never go away.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

But I do love my sleep number bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for asking. Now we opened up with the famous first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold. Love it and you're very welcome. I want to say hi. And that was a request from Nathan driving a. Driving a tanker truck in Ohio. A trucker in Ohio. So thank you very much for that. Now we turn to Chick Magee at the letters desk. What have you got?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Really enjoying. This is from yesterday's show. He was listening. This is Tom in Hickory Creek, Texas, enjoying your program about a swim meet this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I went to one of my daughters swim meet and you had a.

[Tom Griswold]

Little trouble getting in.

[Josh Arnold]

This was an away school.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't. I'M happy to pay. I didn't have any money and. But in order to pay, you didn't have any cash. Yeah, cash. In order to pay, you have to join them. You had, like, a password and a semen stain from the head of the high school basketball association or something. It's very complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Took me 15 minutes to get in.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Had to create a password and not.

[Tom Griswold]

What happened.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't want to be critical, but you've been a parent for a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

For many, many decades.

[Jess Hooker]

You go to these events. You have to have cash.

[Chick McGee]

I know. And I had. Had. I usually carry around, like, 30 bucks or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I, at some point, had to. Okay, I forgot.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to know where that money goes.

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, this really bugs.

[Jess Hooker]

It goes to the athletic boosters.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they get money from somewhere else. I'm certain of it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's where we get the money.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't need mine.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's why you don't go.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially if it's my kid. That they wouldn't have a product if it weren't for me.

[Chick McGee]

My child wouldn't have a place to swim if they didn't build the pool.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree with you. They should be paying you money for your kids.

[Josh Arnold]

I created something that you can now make money off of.

[Jess Hooker]

Performance.

[Josh Arnold]

I get in for free.

[Chick McGee]

We have to pay millions of dollars to college kids that are getting a free education but playing football. So that's where the money goes.

[Josh Arnold]

You've been trying to shoehorn that into this somehow, and it doesn't work. It doesn't. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you trying to tell that Patrick Mahomes dad's not raking it in from the NFL? Okay. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, when he's not in jail. Seriously.

[Chick McGee]

The larger point is, could we make.

[Josh Arnold]

It ripping parents off?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't mind paying it. Just. Just. How about just the credit card thing?

[Jess Hooker]

So parents don't have to pay, but everybody else does?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Nobody else is at the swim meet other than. Other than.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Al Jackson]

See?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a racket. That's. That's my whole point.

[Chick McGee]

Can we get back to the letter?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom in Hickory Creek, Texas, said yesterday my daughter Holly and I had a great time loading our aura FR with family vacation pictures while listening to Tom's trials and tribulations of trying to get into his swim meet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's cool, though.

[Tom Griswold]

We couldn't decide if Josh would load his favorite horror movie villains.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Or favorite naughty film stars.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Gotcha. I've not done that but on the aura here at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have put pictures of me with Jason Voorhees, me with conventions, and I've met certain things.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is that when you say you met Jason? Is that the guy who was in the Costa. In the movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Picture I have up is just a cosplayer, if you will. But it was really elaborate. Yeah, but I have met multiple Jason's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have the picture of me next to Chewbacca?

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. That was at one of those events. And this guy's costume was absolutely perfect. It had to cost. It had to be $10,000. I mean, it. You. He could have walked onto the set of Star wars and they would have said, oh, you're. Hi, Chewbacca's here. But yeah, that's cool. I'm glad the guy's got the aura frame.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's very excited.

[Chick McGee]

And I've learned my lesson. I'm going to take cash to all the rest of the swim meets and I'm happy to pay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's not a problem at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Heck, yeah. I'd tip if I.

[Chick McGee]

What? I didn't tell you and probably shouldn't, but I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I love everything about that sentence.

[Josh Arnold]

You peed in the pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Much worse from the diving board.

[Chick McGee]

So I get there and after 15 minutes, I finally, you know, have a new password and blah, blah, blah, blah, get my six bucks worth and I get upstairs.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, I'm. I'm getting this. Incorrect. This is not correct. It was the previous week swim meet. Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Different school. I don't want to disparage this one. Another school with a tremendous swimming pool.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, really good. And a great facility. I get there and you walk in and you go up the stairs and then you. You enter the. The viewing area as you're looking down on the pool. But there's the men's room.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I walk into the men's room and there's those yellow cones surrounding one of the stalls.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like a warning wet floor or something.

[Chick McGee]

And as God is my witness, there is a.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Huge turd on the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his story.

[Josh Arnold]

That they just coned off.

[Chick McGee]

They're totally serious. Coned off. And of course, the room. I was thinking, should I take a picture of this? Because these guys aren't going to believe.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm glad you didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Or did you and you just have.

[Chick McGee]

And then an hour later, when I was leaving, there was a janitor outside with a this poor guy. All right, got the radio call.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not paying six bucks to get into a swim meet. Yeah, I'll hand that janitor six bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Darn right.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, this is for you.

[Tom Griswold]

No questions asked.

[Chick McGee]

Me, but what killed me was, why on earth. Who left it there? Why would they do that? And then who just coned it off? However, Tom radioed some guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He started this off by saying, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I.

[Chick McGee]

Will because it's just so ridiculously unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

How long did you stand there and laugh?

[Chick McGee]

Not very. Because it does not play a room you want to be in. Really smelly, you had a pee and get the hell out of it. But it's a very fine facility, by the way, that. The pool, I should say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know how that happened. Let's. Let's move on. We have more letters. We have more letters.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This comes us from Mr. Stevenson. He's an army vet, all right, and he works for the U.S. department of Veteran affairs, so he's doing great work. Says he was listening to us talk about PB&J and how much we all, you know, enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

Peanut butter jelly time.

[Josh Arnold]

My brother and I says, jeff, I take the loaf of Wonder Jif and Smucker's Strawberry. He goes, strawberry. I'm a fan with plain lay's potato chips and a sixer of Coors. When we go fly fishing in the mountains of Idaho.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like a day.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

This is something we did with our late father and now we do with our adult. With his adult sons, there's simply nothing better than a PB and J lays chips and a cold Coors while floating your fly in the river. That does sound pretty amazing.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of those things where the guy's been there all day and he throws the peanut butter jelly crust and you see a giant fish come grab it.

[Josh Arnold]

Now he says, if you haven't tried PB&J with Huckleberry jam, you're really missing out. I'm not even.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not aware of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Huckleberry jam. I'm intrigued. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a.

[Tom Griswold]

What? That flavor?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to try.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess, have you ever seen it? Any of these farmers markets?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't. I mean, I haven't looked, but yeah. I'll keep an eye out.

[Josh Arnold]

You told me yesterday you have a desire to fly fish.

[Jess Hooker]

I do. And Mike Mark knows a guy that gives lessons wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, fly fishing has been likened to very Zen. A chance to meditate while you're out there on the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it does seem relaxed on the river.

[Tom Griswold]

Fly fishing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Obscure trivia. Huey Lewis is an expert fly fisherman. Recording. Yeah. Seriously. Of all things.

[Josh Arnold]

I want a new lure.

[Tom Griswold]

Just sinks to the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

I want a new lore is where does one find huckleberries? I'm only aware of Huckleberry Hound. Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

The huckleberry dressing. Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's razzleberry dressing. You're right in that song.

[Josh Arnold]

But what about my huckleberry friend?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, very good. Moon River.

[Tom Griswold]

Moon River. Well, he did write Huckleberry Friend, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

And Huckleberry Hound. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wrote that? Hank.

[Chick McGee]

Did Hank write?

[Pat Godwin]

That's Hank.

[Tom Griswold]

Hank.

[Chick McGee]

That's Hank. All Hank. He. Did he write the lyrics?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Hank what? I don't think so. Well, maybe could. We'll find out.

[Tom Griswold]

Hank always had a holiday party at his house. And he would be playing the piano. I was never invited.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Henry Mancini. I have a.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a Henry Mancini story?

[Chick McGee]

I sure do.

[Jess Hooker]

You can find huckleberries in higher elevation areas like the mountains. That's where they grow.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. A good friend. A good friend of ours, a very fine musician. I won't say one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Toured with Mancini.

[Josh Arnold]

You really want to tell this? You're going to besmirch the name of Henry Mancini?

[Chick McGee]

Then I won't.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a mean story?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a certain.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it about negative. About Henry?

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a sexual.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

We're not gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Proclivities.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get back to our mail.

[Tom Griswold]

If you like.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing very specific. Okay. This comes to us from Ross. He goes on.

[Tom Griswold]

We were on a break. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

We. Yesterday we. We opened up with a song from Billy Jonas. Prior to his very fine career writing children's songs. On our show, he did a song called Pissing Outside. I work for the railroad all the livelong day. I take railroad crews to meet trains or pick up crews from the trains. I live in Tucson. I travel all over the desert.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Tom, that's Tucson. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

One day I was relieving myself on a bush. I looked down to see a rattlesnake.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Horrifying hol.

[Tom Griswold]

Heck.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That would be.

[Tom Griswold]

No, sir. Well, what happened?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the end of the letter.

[Chick McGee]

I know. He just. He said the rattlesnake was very pissed off about being pissed off.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently he made a clean getaway. Now pat Are you ready for this new song?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a capo up and give me a second.

[Chick McGee]

We'll come back with.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got to get the capo on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a big surprise. Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Not all heroes wear capos. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are you going to teach us the chorus before so we get it right?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, let's do that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. There was some complaining. No, no, no. It's your. You can do whatever you want. I thought it was great.

[Pat Godwin]

I enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

We all loved. It was fun.

[Chick McGee]

But you guys complained that you couldn't sing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, he does like spring lyrics.

[Pat Godwin]

On you Deny, deny, deny that I spread your lyrics.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll find out about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not based on that.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I'm applauding.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have Jeff Bodart, a friend of the show, Al Jackson, friend of the show and Pat's new song. And this is a great song. I'm really proud of you, Pat. This is. This is a really good one. Wow. No, everyone else can poo poo it. I'm a huge fan.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not poo poo.

[Chick McGee]

These are the O'Reilly. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. Sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the news center. Raring to go, ready to go. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, reminder that in love sunset vacation feeling with Stephen Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

They're super cool. Exclusively and only. I don't know why it says exclusively and only. If it's exclusive, why'd you read it? Because it's written.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you do a little show.

[Josh Arnold]

Prep at I I hate stevensinger.com.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. And we'll have sports here in a moment. We're still on the letters. Tom, you got a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

I do, I do. I got a letter over here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

The, the monks, I guess that were marching across America. Across America. And I guess they. They caused world peace. So congratulations to them. But if you see the video, the monks here, according to. That's right, they did the last two miles.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they really walk into this?

[Chick McGee]

They. Hand in hand.

[Tom Griswold]

A little. A little loud.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're walking down. Yeah, they're walking down Pennsylvania Avenue hand in hand wearing their.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love it.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing their dyed Sheets. They got the little doggie. The one guy limping because his leg got knocked off, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

How did you remember this? I could see your face lighting up reading the story. Oh, the stroll.

[Chick McGee]

This is a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember, like this one.

[Chick McGee]

The diamonds.

[Tom Griswold]

The diamond.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. These are white guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it really?

[Pat Godwin]

They're not black diamonds.

[Chick McGee]

I mean that. Those background vocals, I think they owe a little bit to, shall we say, historically, if one are to Look. Never mind. Yeah, the monks made it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

War's over. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They did more than we did, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think so. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show humorless. This is George from Michigan. I hope you're all doing well this morning. Thank you very much for keeping me awake as I am on my way to Florida from Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, have a great rest of the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

You too. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Just hello and thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I love. I got a lot of recommendations for.

[Josh Arnold]

You and squeeze him and call him George for Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Like places to stop, for instance.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Disney World, Universal.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think everyone would say I. I was looking for a little. A local.

[Josh Arnold]

The local didn't seem like we were gonna get.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like an inside.

[Josh Arnold]

The number one tourist destination.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I check Gulf of Mexico. Check that out.

[Chick McGee]

No, first of all, not the name you commie. The. The point is, you want Chick McGee. You want to hit DeLand just to see that it's real.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I've been hearing a joke about this for 20 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show. If the two Jeffs, Jeff Bodart and Jeff Hoskay, have a fabulous show scheduled.

[Chick McGee]

Marshall, Illinois, this Valentine's Day night. It's the Saturday night.

[Tom Griswold]

The comedy show. It should be called Jeff Squared.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think we're calling it the Jeff Comedy Jam.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been listening for 25 years. This is my first email to you. Thanks for all the laughs and making my mornings fun. That's Serena in Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you, Serena.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

The other day, did you see the. The Jeff row, if you will? Oscar had a little bit of product in his hair. Looked a little like. Like some dippity do or something. It's got it all froed out.

[Jess Hooker]

His hair no different than it looked any other day.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

All oily.

[Jess Hooker]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

It's time for Mr. Godwin's new song. This is my favorite song of Pat's all year.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

This is. This is a total original.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna love it too. It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Now this Is a sing along. And now do you want to do the melody so they get it right this time?

[Pat Godwin]

This is the chorus. Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.

[Josh Arnold]

Goes three and then four, two.

[Jeff Bodart]

Not.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever you want to do. I changed it on rehearsal.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm an artist. I change things as I feel the artist.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a jet pilot and you're a jetpil.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

You're a jet. Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Pilot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not a shark.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

What could go wrong now?

[Josh Arnold]

I just.

[Chick McGee]

You know. Bad bunnies are sharks.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't forget 22,000 people have died in the war.

[Jess Hooker]

Just. Just a reminder.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this year, more than that.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, are y' all feel tired this morning? Anything else you wanna?

[Jess Hooker]

James Vanderbeek died.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, jeez. Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

You got either bud.

[Josh Arnold]

Court died.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was. That was. Yeah. Harold and Maud.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, I love James Mander. He was great. So now with all the sad news, let's get back to the world of. Of what is this? Cheating? Is that what this is about? You're gonna hear first line anytime now. We're ready.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna wait.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an artist, remember?

[Chick McGee]

We got a guy driving to Florida. If you keep this up, he's gonna be in Georgia. He just left Michigan two hours ago.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, not yet.

[Pat Godwin]

If you want. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I had him too.

[Pat Godwin]

If you want to be a cheater, go out of state to meet her. No emails, think before you send. Don't film your lovemaking. Don't text your boy picture taking. Don't make a tryst a Facebook friend. Clear your history, control, alt, delete, use hotel's computer on the sly. And if you get asked, just stand there aghast. And deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.

[Chick McGee]

That's the end. I'm sorry. That's the end part. Keep going. I'll do it right.

[Jeff Bodart]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't want to ruin it.

[Pat Godwin]

Someone saw you banger. Blame it on a doppelganger that wasn't me there in the park. If the picture's incriminating you and her fornicating, just tell your wife it's photoshopped. If you get caught redheaded kissing someone else, just say it was mouth to mouth or she would die. If you're at the hospital and your mistress shows up. Deny, deny, deny.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny. Don't go to sporting events where they have jumbo screens. She confronts you, blame it on AI. Never use a credit card. That's a Rookie mistake. Deny, deny, deny. 1, 2, 3, 4. Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to go, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

That just. It reminds me of that. Those were the days.

[Pat Godwin]

My friend has all of that.

[Chick McGee]

It's got that. What does that feel? Is it like a sea shanty? What is that? God, that's great. And that's based on a Chick McGee observation from 40 years ago.

[Pat Godwin]

I remember him saying that on the air maybe 10 years ago. And I thought it was hilarious. You had a whole rap before. Don't leave a paper trail.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing but deny, denied.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't write anything down. Writing down, no, don't do it.

[Chick McGee]

And we all learned that years ago. The most famous is the John DeLorean pleads not guilty. They've got him on video.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see some real proof.

[Chick McGee]

Doing the deal. This is the culture we live in. Deny, deny, deny. Very good, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, you mentioned the. The festival, the. The Jeff Comedy Jam. A second show added in Marshall, Illinois with Mr. Bodart and Mr. Oski. The two Jeffs. When we return, we'll get more of your letters.

[Tom Griswold]

And won't Jeff Bodart be in the studio today?

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Very exciting.

[Chick McGee]

And Patty G. And Willie G at Pat Koslit's famous event Valentine's Day evening in Evansville. If you're not there, you're square, as they say. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Etcetera.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Just in the afterglow of a fantastic performance of a brand new. Oh, man, there's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick Magee.

[Tom Griswold]

We're still doing the emails from our listeners brought to you by sleep number. Do you have one?

[Chick McGee]

I got a. Yeah, let me. Let's see. A long time listener, first time emailer. Dear Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoyed your password program. The password is we were talking about how you've got to have a password for everything. Now I'm getting a little sick of it. You have what? You have to have a password for your refrigerator. Is that correct, Jake McGee?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have to, but I can have a Password. I mean, it'll work without a password, but.

[Chick McGee]

And the password is for what purpose?

[Tom Griswold]

To make sure everything's working properly. This, you can check the temperature, you can check the ice manufacturer. This, that and the other.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Unnecessary.

[Tom Griswold]

It comes in handy.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. It's pointless.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about? It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm tired of all this. I don't need any more passwords. Well, okay, this. Let's see. Working in the IT department. This is from Sean.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you spell that?

[Chick McGee]

He's an Sean.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They made us use three security questions in case we forgot our password.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care for the security questions.

[Chick McGee]

So for childhood pet, I put Stimpy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For favorite historical figure, I put Vlad the Impaler.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And for favorite movie star, I put Jenna Jameson. Ah, all right, now that's a porno actress. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

She was a big porn star. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she deceased?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, she found the. Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah, between her legs. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's about as tasteless as it gets, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

That is gross.

[Chick McGee]

However writes, Sean, I forgot my password. I had to call it from a crowded office cubicle and provide the answer. I got several looks from my co workers. We had to do that for something years ago. Here. What was that for?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we had to have that. That one of those lists.

[Jess Hooker]

A security thing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. First pet, etc. Etc.

[Josh Arnold]

Etc. We act like we have nuclear codes here. I don't know why it is kind of such a big deal.

[Chick McGee]

I had a. Happened to me at the previous studio. One day I got a. A phone call from some government thing. Have you ever had this one where they. They say is one of these your old. Which ones of these are your old addresses?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they had an address of a place I lived for three months.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That I wouldn't it. And I heard this, blah, blah, blah, Rich Avenue, Delano. They've got that one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, all of them.

[Chick McGee]

Where'd they get that one? I didn't even have a driver's license that said that. I mean, so. And that was. That was years ago.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So as you know now, Josh, they've got everything already.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You walk. You walk into a store, they've got your blood type, your sexual orientation. They know it all. Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I always forget my blood type. I'd kind of like that. I should just put it in a note in My phone.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a card.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a card that says your blood type?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do.

[Josh Arnold]

You carry it around in your purse?

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Al Jackson]

Your lady purse.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you get it tattooed right on yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that wouldn't be a bad idea.

[Chick McGee]

Right next to the do not Resuscitate. Remember that controversy?

[Tom Griswold]

Dnr.

[Chick McGee]

The guy had a Do not Resuscitate tattoo.

[Jess Hooker]

They did it anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It turns out that's not legal. Like, it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Having a tattoo. Does not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Having one that actually says do not Resuscitate. That may have changed. I don't know. Yeah, I know. I submitted legislation to get that done. That illegalizing pot. I think it's important we have more letters over that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob, A top show. Do you know why boxers don't have sex before a fight?

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Because they really don't like each other.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary. Gary and Iowa. We've started to kind of trickle in jokes that listeners are.

[Chick McGee]

That is a very fine joke.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to.

[Chick McGee]

That's because we had a news story yesterday that a new study has debunked the old boxing thing that you're not supposed to have interpersonal relations prior to athletic events. In fact, they say it may be helpful.

[Jess Hooker]

Isn't there a ton of sex going on at the Olympics usually?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

More STD than the villages. Like, it's.

[Chick McGee]

They famously. They have. When you arrive, you get a kit with a bunch of condoms in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah, that's. That's always been a big thing. And I. Are the condoms logoed?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they are.

[Jeff Bodart]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

The packages. I'm sure I. I don't. But I mean, print anything on the actual condom.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, but the condom, like they come in.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they do. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The rings just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Johnny Weir's face on them.

[Chick McGee]

I love that guy's commentary.

[Josh Arnold]

He's terrific. Yeah, Terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

He knows what he's talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

And. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine a time Traveler from the 60s and they. They sit him in front of a TV.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I bet my great grandfather, if he would just. Would just assume it was a woman. You know what I mean?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're like, I bet you're right. I bet you're.

[Josh Arnold]

That gal knows what she's talking about.

[Jess Hooker]

And not think twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

But he's.

[Josh Arnold]

It wouldn't occur to him that somebody could be that of that feminine without.

[Chick McGee]

But it's so out there with it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

He's so. His Commentary is really terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Trust me, this is all judgment free and. Yeah, no, he is terrific.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing his hats. He likes his hats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like. You know what? I haven't. He hasn't really been doing it. I haven't seen the big hats this show.

[Chick McGee]

He's got the hair in a bun sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

But you're right though. When he hats it up, it's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see now.

[Josh Arnold]

Tara Lipinski knows what she's talking about too. Yeah, that's her name, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Top Show. I was listening to the show this morning. I'm getting ready for work. My six year old yellow lab, Archer and two year old German shepherd Indiana were chilling in the next room.

[Josh Arnold]

We called the dog Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard some odd noises and glance their way. To my dismay, Archer had decided to leave his entire breakfast in a pile on my bedroom carpet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

I ran downstairs to grab a roll of paper towels and stopped myself. Then instead grabbed a paper plate and a pair of scissors.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. My technique.

[Tom Griswold]

Cut the plate in half and ran upstairs. Can I just say, Tom Grizz, you are a genius. I cleaned the entire mess up in one scoop, then dragged out my Bissell cleaner. Less than 10 minutes. You'd never know it even happened.

[Josh Arnold]

That Bissell is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

I've got one of those too. The little. It's the. It's portable, the size of like a big fat briefcase. And it's got the suction.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

The best.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you Tom, again, very much for this.

[Chick McGee]

Now the entire kit is. You have a bucket at the red. Now I had a dog that had seizures all the time, so I would have this. So I had to have. He would. This would happen every day. So I developed this a little. You got a bucket and you've got a liner bag, pair of medical rubber gloves.

[Josh Arnold]

Why'd you read that?

[Chick McGee]

And I'm just. I'm helping people like this woman. And then you take paper plates, you cut them in half, put on the gloves, scoop it up, put it in the bag.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Then the next phase of cleanup. It's. It's. It's beautiful. Works for any dog issue of any kind.

[Josh Arnold]

Puke?

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, absolutely. Because usually when dogs puke, it's. It's very fresh, it's like congealed and they start eating it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't cats puke more than dogs?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Really, Gravy has yet to. From what I biscuit will. She's a hairier cat and she will puke up a hairball maybe once every four Months. Wow. It's not a lot. But you know what she likes to do, right?

[Jess Hooker]

On your pillow.

[Josh Arnold]

She'll be standing on the hardwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And she makes sure she goes to the carpenter. Why stay?

[Jess Hooker]

Our cat does that too. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to go.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it about animals where they will be. They're either on the tile or the hardwood and they go, oh, this is an emergency, onto the carpet every time.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's the closest thing to grass, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

It's just a nice tip. Very, very handy. Now we have. We'd love your dog tips and cat tips. Please send them our way.

[Josh Arnold]

Pets are a blessing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The one thing about dogs, you think they're smart. And then you notice that every day one of my dogs does the same thing. Goes flying across the room. And there's a big glass door to my office every day. The floor is wood. He knows it's wood. He hits the brakes and goes flying into the door.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, maybe he likes it.

[Tom Griswold]

Cause you would think you would learn the sliding.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the.

[Chick McGee]

If I put the brakes on with the wood floor, I'm gonna keep flying into the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But if I. In the carpeted area, I stop right away. What's happening? It's, it's really. There's only two choices.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of like Chick's dog. You'll let Mrs. Monkey out when she comes back in. She always steps on your foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Steps on my foot. And I, I know for a fact she's intending to do that. Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's something about her. I think she may think. Think, well, I gotta step on his foot. He loves it.

[Tom Griswold]

He likes this.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And the thing about it is because she stepped on my foot before. Just playing with her and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You feel it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gotcha. He's like an 80 pound person standing on your foot.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It hurts. And bare feet out there, you're all naked in the middle of the night trying to let him out.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, dad likes when I do this.

[Chick McGee]

But I hate that one. That one thing where you're, you're, you're completely naked in the middle of the night. You got to go open the door.

[Tom Griswold]

For him nipping at my dog.

[Chick McGee]

It's freezing cold outside. You gotta, you gotta cup the, you know, cup the goodies. But yeah, the dog might think it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been, have you been out on your deck totally naked in the middle of the night with the dogs?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have a deck.

[Josh Arnold]

But have you skinny dipped in your Pool.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's one of the, that's got to be the biggest joy of owning a pool.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta hook that up, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Walrus around.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go back in time. My pool has a password, which pisses me off.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there anything we can talk about anymore?

[Chick McGee]

Like, I, I literally wrote a letter to the company. Infuriating.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what bothers me?

[Chick McGee]

Because, you know, you get those things now where you get to grade things. No matter what you do, you get the letter the next day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Would you mind reviewing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I filled it out and then I wrote a scathing separate letter to this company. I was so pissed. They never respond.

[Tom Griswold]

You, you know, your reviews on Amazon are, are famous.

[Chick McGee]

I've only done about five or six.

[Tom Griswold]

People collect them and trade them.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they go back and forth. They email them back and forth. How do you find them?

[Josh Arnold]

There's some subreddit or something.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I bought a pair of somebody compiled special glasses that were supposed to be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one.

[Chick McGee]

They look like Ray Ban. So they were, were. They were total junk. I was furious. Don't, don't fall for this. They're trying to. They. You think you're buying Ray Bans? You're buying a piece of $3. Do you remember the ones the Chinese rejected?

[Tom Griswold]

Any particular manufacturer?

[Josh Arnold]

We couldn't sell these on temu.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Any particular scathing sentence? Do you remember? Why don't you take your company and.

[Chick McGee]

Shove it, or you are totally dishonest. I hope you and your family all gets cancer and dies.

[Jeff Bodart]

Stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is rougher than.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we got to hit him hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You've only got a couple of lines to make an impression.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All, all of your loved ones go first.

[Josh Arnold]

Stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, speaking of loved ones, the clock has ticked. However, this is kind of an emergency thing from Stephen Singer, our buddy at Steven Singer Jewelers. Valentine's Day Saturday. Duh. We've been telling you about it for a long time. There is still time to get Steven Singer's brand new Sunset Gold Dip rose with free shipping to arrive in time. I'm not sure how this is possible, but first of all, I'll tell you what I'm talking about. There's one right there, and there's one right over there. This is the Sunset Rose and I'm gonna give you my opinion. I think this is the best one ever. Your thoughts, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's beautiful. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

This is my favorite of all the colors over the years.

[Tom Griswold]

It's real purdy.

[Chick McGee]

This is the. Thank you. That was helpful. This is the sunset rose. It's 24 karat dipped in 24 karat gold. I should say it's an actual rose. These goes for 89 bucks. You can see these at I Hate Stevensinger dot com. While you're there, you can see the beautiful At Last bracelet that I think is one of the great bargains in the world of jewelry. And that is going to help you fellas ladies, I'm telling you. Also, the at last necklace. They've got beautiful earrings and real diamonds. This is what Steven Singer is famous for. He's also famous for his free shipping and for his lifetime guarantee and of the famous Stephen Singer upgrade. You got her those diamond earrings a couple years ago. You want to go big, you can do that. It's real simple. Stephen Singer, you go to ihatestevensinger.com and choose overnight shipping by 2pm Eastern Time today for it to arrive in time. This is it. This is your last chance. The new sunset rose. While they last, they come in a beautiful box, by the way, with a nice personalized love message from you. Once again, Visit I hate stevensinger.com. i'm going to put a button on this by saying he's a dog person and he has some pretty cool doggy charms and kitty charms and hello to Buddy, his beautiful rescue dog. And hello to Steven and family. We always appreciate Stephen Singer. Tell him the Bob and Tom show sent you. We'd appreciate that, too. Coming up, we have some news from the sporting world.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And a couple of sad obituaries. Sorry to say, but we will return. I hope you can, too. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker looking wistfully at the ceiling.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. I. I think I need to clean. I need to dust up there. Well, there's some stuff going on.

[Tom Griswold]

On. Is that your job to clean?

[Jess Hooker]

My job is all the things that no one else wants to do.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

And all the ships at sea. Are we going to move on to the sporting world? Did you want to before we get to that, do a couple of sad moments in the world of history? No, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's just try to celebrate the lives of these.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Very good. James Vanderbeek, a very, very well known actor. Dawson's Creek Varsity Blues. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which I will defend.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, a hundred percent.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so entertaining and it's fun to get, you know, kind of. It was kind of fun to tease Vanderbeek if you will, with that.

[Jess Hooker]

And he embraced it.

[Josh Arnold]

He did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But man, that's. That is a fun movie.

[Chick McGee]

He had a really good sense of humor about himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And his career.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a real shame.

[Chick McGee]

And then he be at a show in which he portrayed an actor whose career is failing.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say it was he. It was James Vanderby.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that the. The in apartment?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sadly after he had announced a couple years ago that he had a pretty serious cancer. But I want to say he was 48 years old.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, there was a gofundme that was organized for. He has six kids.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they had a. Obviously a mountain of medical bills. But there is an actual gofundme for James Vanderbeek. And then you mentioned Bud Court, the. The actor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Really unique actor.

[Chick McGee]

Famous for the. Ruth Gordon Herold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Which is one of the more unique love stories of all time. And really cool.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if they showed that now, they'd have to have a big disclaimer up top.

[Josh Arnold]

You think so?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, because of the. One of the sub themes is what. But it's trying to do throughout.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so. Oh yeah, no.

[Chick McGee]

They gotta warn you if people are smoking in movies now this movie. Can you do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Bright lights and flashing and sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

And ultra violence and that sort of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit of the ultra violence.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now we do have some sporting news on a positive note over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that correct Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladislav Haraskia. Bitch. Now this, the skeleton competition is where they actually do take human cadavers. Minus the skin.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And they ride them down on the loose.

[Josh Arnold]

It's grizzly, but very. It takes a lot of skill.

[Tom Griswold]

It takes skill in the America. Amazingly.

[Chick McGee]

It's a shame the Russians aren't in the Olympics because they got so many corpses from oh that war. They could just. Boy, that is Strap them on.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

That's really He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's joining me.

[Jess Hooker]

What is he doing?

[Tom Griswold]

He's having fun. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

We just become so immune to this horrific event that's happening. I'm sorry, back to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's refused to stop wearing a band tribute helmet to Ukraine. So that's why he was kicked out of the Olympics. They told him to stop wearing it.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that they got a. Had a compromise and he's going to wear a black.

[Tom Griswold]

IOC president Christy Coventry met him at the track before the men's race for a private talk. Last minute plea. But he refused.

[Josh Arnold]

Shame on them. So he was just wearing a headband that. That said Helmet.

[Chick McGee]

Helmet.

[Josh Arnold]

A helmet that had Ukraine on.

[Chick McGee]

It had some law.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's representing the Ukraine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Ukraine Born to lose or something like that.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it had the names.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it did.

[Chick McGee]

It was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, what's awful?

[Pat Godwin]

What's awful?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's that it's awful that they made him take it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, he's representing that country.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a good luck helmet too. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

And they didn't even allow Russia in.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Russia not at.

[Josh Arnold]

Today they're in like as independent athletes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're flag. Isn't their flag like white? Just the whole. Don't even have any Ukrainian. No, the Russian flag.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the hammer and sickle, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, they won't let him.

[Josh Arnold]

Red with the yellow hammer and sickle.

[Chick McGee]

The white one I think means you're quitting.

[Tom Griswold]

The new French ice dance team of Lawrence Fournier Bedra and Gamu Cizerin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Has claimed.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. I thought that the scissor was.

[Tom Griswold]

They got Olympic gold. Beaudry and Sizeren upset the dominant team of the past four years, Americans Madison Chalk and Evan Bates.

[Josh Arnold]

They did quite good.

[Tom Griswold]

They did well, but not. They lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. They looked sad.

[Tom Griswold]

They did look sad. Bittersweet. They kept saying they got the silver.

[Chick McGee]

So that's one of the longest waits in the Olympics. After they. They're done, they go and they sit there and keep the camera on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And it takes forever and the commentators run out of stuff to say It's.

[Josh Arnold]

A good like four minutes or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They don't cut away and show something, you know, we'll be back with the judges make up their mind. We're to go back to the bobsled for five minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd never been the same since Dick Button stopped being on the broadcast.

[Chick McGee]

You want to do your Dick Button impression Look at that. There he is.

[Tom Griswold]

He's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

He was good.

[Tom Griswold]

Dick button.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody loved dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you go with Richard Button?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or Richie Button or Rich Button?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the dick button sounds like.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a new Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

You know there's something about you when you say the dick button.

[Chick McGee]

I mean it. Doesn't it sound like an Ed treatment.

[Josh Arnold]

Or a very small.

[Chick McGee]

Who needs pharmaceuticals when you can have the dick button? It's new. The latest thing from electricity.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it time fellas reach for the dick button.

[Chick McGee]

He could endorse it and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

My B hole's gonna have a dick button. You press on that and things.

[Chick McGee]

This is what we call too much information. I did not want to know yours is too.

[Josh Arnold]

You just don't want to admit it.

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just a group of nerves.

[Chick McGee]

I acknowledge that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even if we soap it up real good.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

No thank you. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Where were we?

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about the beauty of figure skating and now you're somehow talking about the rectal entry point.

[Tom Griswold]

Kyle Busch won the poll for the day. Tone of 500.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to hear that song by Dash Amperson.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey there mister, what's the deal there with your foot?

[Josh Arnold]

How come we've never had dashing?

[Al Jackson]

Oh, we have.

[Chick McGee]

And if I just didn't know it. No, no, no. You'll find out why if we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, it does not go. The all star game coming up this. This weekend in beautiful Los Angeles at the Clipper Stadium. Into it. Ballmer's the building that Ballmer built. And Cooper flag is not going to be playing in the Rising Stars game. He hurt his foot it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a big. That's a big bummer for everybody. Looking forward to Cooper Flack. Australian cricket captain Mitchell Marsh has been ruled out of an upcoming match after suffering internal testicular bleeding during a training accident.

[Chick McGee]

Now we usually don't cover cricket. I know you're however but when I saw internal testicular bleeding and can everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

See how bold print internal.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Test ticular bleeding.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Black print.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you assume that the sack it expands like a water balloon.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen that it has it.

[Chick McGee]

That is possible to happen because we haven't really talked much about ball on ball crime.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Show in this case I wanted. I wanted to know how hard is a cricket ball?

[Al Jackson]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

The 34 year old was struck in the testicles by a cricket ball.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always kind of assumed, probably incorrectly that it was nearly as hard as a croquet ball.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're here. I saw. I looked it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I had to find out. Cricket balls are made with a cork core which gives the ball weight and bounce. Layered with tightly wound string. And it's about the size of a baseball.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So far it's almost constructed like a baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Weighs around 163 grams.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. I thought you were going to say £2 for a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Those guys are way stronger than we thought.

[Chick McGee]

It weighs about the same as a billiard ball or a hockey puck.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that boy. A billiard ball.

[Chick McGee]

Now, how about this? It reaches speeds of over 100 miles an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. This would cause internal testicular bleeding.

[Chick McGee]

Can you imagine getting the eight ball in the nuts at 100 miles an hour?

[Tom Griswold]

A statement from Cricket Australia has said that Marsh is experiencing ongoing pain and discomfort, which is restricting his movements.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Scans have confirmed internal testicular bleeding and he will. Will require a period of rest and rehabilitation.

[Josh Arnold]

That's horrible, man.

[Chick McGee]

Have you found a general that cricket jokes don't get many laughs?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes you'll hear crickets by definition.

[Chick McGee]

Like, for example. For example, that. So this guy's like the head guy of the team and he's got. He had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Internal testicular bleeding.

[Chick McGee]

I wish we had the. I don't. I thought I had it. The audio from the play by play when the guy got hit in the nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And the announcer goes. Oh, the humanity when the guy goes down. Because what do you. What is it you say about getting hit in the nuts? What's. What's the.

[Tom Griswold]

The room gets moist.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you want to die. What is the. What is the feeling with vomiting? Do you girls have anything that when you get hit like that, it feels like you're going to vomit at first because that's what the.

[Josh Arnold]

There. There is nausea. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, yeah. We've like. You mean do. When we get hit there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's nothing like our testicles. Ours are much more painful.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a delay like we do?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I would say that. But I have a question. When you guys see something like. Like if you see another guy get hit in the testicles, do you feel it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

As a girl, even if I see it before the.

[Chick McGee]

Before the. Before the hysterical laughter starts, there's like, oh, the. Then. Then it becomes very.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a viral video right now of a Olympic competitor going downhill on the slalom, and he goes to a gate, and the one side of the gate goes right to his Balls and racks him and he starts to ski and then he goes. He just bends over. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not good.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, it's the chuckling.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have any choice but to kind of laugh. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember learning in high school that. That getting kicked in the groin is also painful for women. We had to do something. It was called Powder Puff, where some guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Powder puff.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. Would be cheerleader. And we were doing stuff with the cheerleaders and I. And I mentioned, like, well, it doesn't hurt you. And they were like, what?

[Jess Hooker]

The only difference between I think girls and guys is, is that you guys, you can. We can tag. You can tag each other in it for a little bit.

[Al Jackson]

It.

[Jess Hooker]

A girl has to have like a blunt force for it to. To hurt.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you shout out rupture the way we do?

[Jim Rome]

Rupture?

[Tom Griswold]

What happened to that? That was in.

[Chick McGee]

That was a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

High school only. Yeah. I plainly remember if you get hit.

[Chick McGee]

With a cricket ball, you have to wick it where it hurts. You go, wicked, wicked.

[Josh Arnold]

Make it feel bad.

[Al Jackson]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

You know, about what? Going.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead of kiss it, make it feel better.

[Chick McGee]

Can you wick it?

[Tom Griswold]

Wicked it. Please wicket. Hey, look what's going on now. Stupid. World record wickedness.

[Josh Arnold]

Wicked said.

[Chick McGee]

Like I said, cricket jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

A German performer. Yeah. Has broken the Guinness world record for the highest trapeze act. Marlene Koepka achieved the feat by performing a trapeze act while dangling from a hot air balloon hovering at 10,698ft.

[Josh Arnold]

This is horrible.

[Chick McGee]

We got. We have the video of this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrifying. After successfully completing tricks.

[Josh Arnold]

Adorable.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she is adorable.

[Chick McGee]

She's wearing a helmet with, like, little ears on it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And she dressed like a little tiger, I think, or something.

[Chick McGee]

But she's like, is that like an oxygen suit or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Because she's like, oh, she has a little mask on maybe, so it must be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it was 10,000ft. You.

[Tom Griswold]

She was though. Well, see, she's wearing a parachute.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, when she's done, she lets go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know, but you think that's cheating. Well, if she falls, she opens a parachute.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she eventually jumps.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's go. She opens a parachute. I say no. Shoot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, then, good luck. Well, then. Then what does she do when she's done?

[Josh Arnold]

Climbs up. Just climb up the rope and get.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the basket. Climb back in the basket.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you've been in a hot air balloon, you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, have you. I definitely Have.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. And I will not do that again.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you go up?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no way.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to do it, but I will be so scared.

[Jess Hooker]

I would be in the corner of the basket, just down.

[Chick McGee]

That's where the phrase basket case comes exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Al Jackson]

He's right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for agreeing with that line.

[Tom Griswold]

The hot air balloon pilot told me, okay, now we're going to land, so we're going to use this tree up here for a break, which. And I will never forget that. And he lowered us down the basket, hit the tree, and we went kind of horizontal and then we kind of hit the ground and just kind of dragged slowly along the ground. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you so terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

And that was the first time my rotator cuff acted up. Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We had one where Mark Patrick was in it and it was coming down and hit the side of a building tipped. Oh, yeah. You gotta really know what you're doing.

[Jess Hooker]

They don't have the landing down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you just have to know what you're doing because you can't. You go which way the wind blows.

[Tom Griswold]

They're a slave to the wind.

[Chick McGee]

But you've got to, you know, keep your altitude so you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I would never.

[Chick McGee]

But in any event, this lady was German. The. The stunt lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But as you mentioned, she has this, like, cute little helmet on. I was thinking if this thing had gone wrong. You want to have a really cute, cute corpse when they go to get it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to think that when I. When I go, the. The morticians will go, boy, what a cute corpse.

[Tom Griswold]

What a.

[Jess Hooker]

What a cute guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look, little cat ears on her broken neck.

[Josh Arnold]

That corpse is totes adorbs.

[Tom Griswold]

They have to go, my, my goodness, what a handsome man, or what a beautiful young woman or whatever. Right. They have to make a comment. No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now, have we. We haven't completed our sports broadcast. We have.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we have.

[Chick McGee]

No, we have another world record.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, we don't. Overall record for the.

[Josh Arnold]

Congratulations to that German girl.

[Jess Hooker]

That's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have the David Rush record.

[Chick McGee]

I'm about to give it to you during the break because it's so exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. Okay. All right, remember, before we. We have one final word from Tom before we take a break.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have a nice day and a nice life, else.

[Josh Arnold]

So sincere.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know you're the devil.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounded final.

[Chick McGee]

Now I want to get back to Ms. Hooker's queries about. About getting hit in the nuts. Yeah, no, did you guys have this thing where you'd always. It would always be something like you're a freshman or something. There's some senior a hole. You know, you eventually get to read his obituary of and you feel good about it. You know that they know that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

You read his obituary and you feel good about it.

[Chick McGee]

This is the guy that walks up to you. You know, you're this pubic hair free kid and you're scared to death of being in the locker room. And this guy walks up and goes, hey, you want some real estate for free?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Then he whacks you in the nuts and goes, there's two acres.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, I never got the two acres.

[Chick McGee]

You never got the two acres? Yes, sir, it's an American.

[Josh Arnold]

There was an Iraq joke when I.

[Jess Hooker]

Was in junior high.

[Chick McGee]

What was that? Iraq.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no. There was also a Bangkok joke. What's the capital of this? What's the capital of this? And then you would. And what's the capital that?

[Tom Griswold]

Bangkok.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you kind of knew, though. Oh, that's. That guy's not my friend. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I can't wait to read his obituary. He has a tortable life and it's a great failure. Oh, that feels good. Coming up, comedians Jeff Bodart, Al Jack Jackson. We've got another record from David Rush. You're going to find out what Moon City is. And we got Michelangelo news coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this remains the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Hoosier history, baby. Indiana goes undefeated and wins the national championship. Own the limited edition championship football call 800-345-2868. Now that's 800-334-52868. When they're gone, they're gone. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Got the piano and the. The guitar ready? Ready to roll. The maracas, the cat castanets. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

It is Paula Cole.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to wait.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking about the Dawson's Creek theme.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing great over here.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I forgot to give you the new. The new story didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. You did not give me any David Rush update.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is very important.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's hear it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, David Rush is my favorite. He's got all kinds of world records.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record.

[Chick McGee]

You just did the trapeze balloon. World record.

[Josh Arnold]

That was something.

[Tom Griswold]

10,000Ft.

[Chick McGee]

And I seem to have misplaced this. It's an exciting world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you give us a thumbnail?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can go by memory here. Mr. Rush balanced a chair on his chin.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a chair, not a ladder, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He balanced a chair in his chin. Oh, here it is. David Rush has reclaimed the Guinness World Record for the longest time to balance a chair on the chin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank goodness.

[Chick McGee]

He initially set the record of one hour and six minutes, but it was broken by another competitor. But he got the title back. He balanced the chair on his chin for 1 hour, 20 minutes and 30 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

That have sucked.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that hurts.

[Chick McGee]

David said this record is not about how long you can tolerate discomfort. It's about knowing your limits, respecting the strain in your body, and choosing longevity over ego.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now that may be right.

[Josh Arnold]

We could all have AI write summaries.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know, that's. I mean, that's amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not. I hate it so much.

[Chick McGee]

You couldn't balance a chair in your chin for 10 seconds.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't want to. I have a life. I have a family. I have all kinds of other things that I could do with my time.

[Chick McGee]

I can.

[Tom Griswold]

I can balance a broom in my hand for. For quite a while.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you could go over an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You like to see that? I could do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Full size broom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder. I wonder what the record for that is.

[Josh Arnold]

I was the. I was so great at it. I was an usher at a movie theater.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And we'd wait for the movies to end. So we go and sweep them up. And I would. I could balance it on one finger, go to the other hand, go to my foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

And then kick that up to my other. I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's far better than what.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin. Do you know what a broom is? Do you know the difference between a broom and an ice cream cone going.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

Should we go to lunch?

[Chick McGee]

I've seen B Apartment.

[Jess Hooker]

That's very clean.

[Pat Godwin]

It's crazy clean.

[Tom Griswold]

That's an insult.

[Chick McGee]

I was just kidding. This is. Do we have. Do you have a photograph of David Rush with the chair in his head? All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Longest time.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's a lawn chair. That doesn't even count.

[Chick McGee]

What did you think it was? It's a plastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, I thought it was like a wooden dining chair.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought it was a dining chair with the leg of the chair on his chest.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Things weighs nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a four ounce chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

You couldn't do it for three minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Boo this man.

[Josh Arnold]

Could you?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

That's because I'm not David Rush, skilled juggler.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet I could. I bet I could do it for three seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

It's so.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he does it for over an hour. I mean, that's boring.

[Tom Griswold]

And he stands there for an hour. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

They've got. How about in. The adjudicator's got to be there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, his religion has nothing to do. To do with. Okay. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Chick McGee]

What's his name? Jay Leno has the record for balancing. Balancing a dinette set on his chin for more than an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a really big chin. I scare kids. Yeah, check it out.

[Chick McGee]

I've edited it.

[Jeff Bodart]

Have you ever.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you seen this new Caitlyn Jenner memoir?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, Jay, you're reading a new book?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a Caitlyn Jenner memoir.

[Tom Griswold]

He Said, She Said, He Said, she Said.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care what anybody says. That's a great joke.

[Jess Hooker]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dynamite.

[Chick McGee]

Are we. Do you want to do a little history or would you rather move on?

[Jess Hooker]

I have something that I showed you during the break. We have a mystery sound. You don't have to read what it says if you don't want to, but we could just play this out.

[Chick McGee]

It just says button number one.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's the white that I showed you. Okay. Yeah. This is a mystery sound.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a mystery sound.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here it comes. Three, two.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what this is based on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really something.

[Chick McGee]

That is loud. Wait a minute, Pat, do you remember what it was?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's me.

[Chick McGee]

That's you snoring.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Had you been out for eight hours during the day?

[Jess Hooker]

I may.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I hate to say it. It sounds like dog farts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it.

[Jess Hooker]

That's loud.

[Chick McGee]

That is loud.

[Josh Arnold]

I am like. I'm envious of the sleep you're getting in that room.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I can think of, man. She's sleeping.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you on your back?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm on my side.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's almost.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, because it's like on the couch and you're, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Warmed up.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what does that mean? Does that mean that you've got nasal passage issues or esophageal issues.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what it means. I have, have. I had my adenoids removed when I was a kid because I snored so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And it didn't do anything.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the thing, what I know about that. You're snoring evenly, so there's not an obstruction.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Thing.

[Al Jackson]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just your soft palate going sleep.

[Pat Godwin]

Apnea stopping and choking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

That sounds good. That's strong. That's like. That's to bring the curtains in.

[Josh Arnold]

That is like a healthy snore.

[Jess Hooker]

So I was just sleeping. Well, probably. And very deep.

[Chick McGee]

This is. Yeah, I would say this is Three Stooges level snoring.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, here, let me. Me. Do you want to. Do you want to add the curly part with me?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

And ideally, there's a feather going up and down.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the classics.

[Josh Arnold]

Wake up and go to sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those are great.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have a human being woman, sort of. No, this is this idiot that claims.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I know what story is.

[Chick McGee]

She's married to the Eiffel Tower. Climb up and jump, you idiot. Okay, we've got Michelangelo update.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Something new out.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the Tupac of Renaissance.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And wait till you hear what it cost. We have the return of a missing leg.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like a Hardy Boys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's kind of an exciting story. We have a huge medical breakthrough in the world of massive bleeding out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

A huge development.

[Tom Griswold]

Something that will hinder it.

[Chick McGee]

No, Something that will save many, many lives.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Plus, we have an insane. Speaking of crazy ladies, we have an insane lady that I think even the woman from goop. What's her name, Gwyneth Paltrow, would see what this lady's doing and go, no. Nope, too dumb.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, crazy lady is redundant. Just look at your thoughts.

[Chick McGee]

Plus, we have Zoo Dong in the news. And by the way, Zhu Dong is not the name of a nuclear physicist from. From China. It's the poop from the zoo. Okay, thank you very much. Coming up, we have Jeff Bodart, comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Al Jackson, comedian. We'll be in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hope you can stay here with us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Guitar at the ready. There's Josh arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

The IH Steven Singer, Sidekick. Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. And Tom. We have a special guest, a Bob and Tom comedy legend.

[Chick McGee]

He's one of the two Jeffs. Yes, he is. Jeff Bodart.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And comedian. A man of. Man of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Man about 10.

[Chick McGee]

A man who has been on cruise ships for the last several years doing. Doing stand up. Four years on cruise ships.

[Jeff Bodart]

Doing real well. Seeing all kinds of the dirty Caribbean.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing real well.

[Chick McGee]

What is your favorite port?

[Jeff Bodart]

Oh, probably Saint Martin. Saint Martin. The guy. There's a guy there, local guy, makes cigars. Real nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're a cigar officiant.

[Jeff Bodart]

I do like cigars. They are real smooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, does that have anything to do with you? Like Dean Martin? Martin Saint Martin.

[Jeff Bodart]

You know what? I do like Dean Martin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah. It's just like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There you go. They got.

[Jeff Bodart]

They got Martin. Dean Martin up everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Is St. Martin the one that's half Dutch?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Jeff Bodart]

I think. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And what is the other sides?

[Pat Godwin]

French. French and Dutch.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the one where they have the. The. The airport where they.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Right on the beach?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They have to. They have to weigh everybody so they don't hit the mountain or something when they take off. Crazy. Isn't there some trick to that place?

[Pat Godwin]

You take off up the mountain and you land like almost on the beach. People watch it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's crazy.

[Jeff Bodart]

It. Martin is the patron saint of Hawaiian shirts. So they. They sell them by the rack fulls there. They are ugly.

[Chick McGee]

So they are not attractive Hawaiian shirts. Yeah, but it's not Hawaiian.

[Jeff Bodart]

Finished paper, sir. They are not, well, not good quality. This is more of a complaint paper.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was able to pull off the Hawaiian shirt? Weird Al did a good job with it. He wore them for a while. Buffett, maybe. Captain Lou Albano.

[Tom Griswold]

He was good.

[Chick McGee]

What a poll.

[Jeff Bodart]

That is a great poll.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Fluffy, what armed forces was Lou Albano in? He was a captain. No, I wonder. I wonder.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a very good question. I'll look it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

He derailed the career of Cyndi Lauper.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he didn't. He helped that video.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's her dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who Cindy Lapper is, but Cindy Lauper girls just want to have fun. And Rue Albano is not Cyndi Lauper's father.

[Josh Arnold]

In the video.

[Chick McGee]

In the video.

[Tom Griswold]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

Good to know.

[Tom Griswold]

You would think it was hers.

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

No, I would turn. I would change the channel, is what I.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys. I have to say, Jeff Bodart smells delightful.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm noticing that.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it like?

[Jess Hooker]

It's. It's a very fresh, light green. Like maybe almost like a baby powder donut. Almost like a baby powder or powdered sugar also.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you doing? What is it?

[Jeff Bodart]

I, I, I washed everything and.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you on a.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

It seems like you're on a program. Are you on a program?

[Jeff Bodart]

I'm a bit. Yeah, I'm a little bit on a. On a program.

[Tom Griswold]

He's on a program.

[Al Jackson]

Program.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Bodart]

And things have changed. I'm back on my low carb and. Okay, all the parts are working again, so to speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You get in a little better shape.

[Jeff Bodart]

I didn't know that that stops working, you know, when you're, you know, fast and, you know, I'm still fat, but the peen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that either.

[Chick McGee]

You got so big that the.

[Jeff Bodart]

Well, I think it was just the blood sugar stuff was sure kind of out of whack. I was like, well, I don't like that.

[Chick McGee]

You can't whack when you're out of whack.

[Jeff Bodart]

So I'm still down to £50, but working on the others, and it's. I gotta tell you, it feels. Feels pretty good. Been walking around a lot. Been walking on the ships, and that is also irritating. And it hurts too much. And I actually, I walked two days straight and I was. I googled. Is walking even good for you? I was just. I was so irritated because my feet hurt so much and ankles hurt everything, so. And. And those kids get in the way. Those kids on cruise ships get in the way.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, the step counting thing on your phone.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do, 10,000 steps?

[Jeff Bodart]

I try to do 14.

[Chick McGee]

14,000?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On a boat.

[Jeff Bodart]

I just do the laps. And I gotta tell you, when it. When the boat's moving, they give you credit like, you're doing miles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good to know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched 400,000 Steps today.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh.

[Jeff Bodart]

And the little voice comes. Well, you've done 10 miles today. Like, oh, my gosh. Yes, I have.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

This is tough because you do all the walking, but also the buffets have got to be incredible.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, they're pretty good. They're pretty good. And I love that's one of my favorite places. I mean, listen, food's great, but it's not as exciting when you're doing low carb. But I do like watching just. I'm sorry, but enormous people get three, three, four plates and. And they. Then they see their friends or something from their. Somebody from their group, and they go, where'd you get that? I wouldn't have gotten all this garbage had I known they had that slam it down. And I. Oh, my so much. I just love seeing disappointment in their eyes. I. And there was a lady there. She wasn't elderly, but she elder than me, but she fell about five feet from me. I'm like, oh, my God. You know, I'm not gonna do anything. But she's. She's well attended to, you know, I don't have to do anything. But my question is, because she's so close, how long do I have to wait before I can start eating again? I mean, there's.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jeff Bodart]

There's a grace period.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, when you drive by a car accident, do you call? Do you wait? Do you see if they're okay?

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, and I'm not gonna eat right in her face. That'd be rude.

[Chick McGee]

Does that ever happen during a show?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where someone collapsed? Yeah, Yeah. I had a friend that was involved in a show and someone died literally in the front row.

[Jeff Bodart]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I was speaking at a funeral and someone fell out of the front row. The chair just fell face first.

[Jeff Bodart]

Oh, my gosh. Right into the casket.

[Josh Arnold]

My great, great, great grandpa was in a play called Our American Cousin, and somebody was shot up.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something about that story.

[Chick McGee]

Story that's familiar, you know, something that actually segues perfectly into today in history.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

If we have. If we have the music, I think we can get this done. There we go. Because Abraham Lincoln is of note today.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Lincoln, is that true?

[Tom Griswold]

I am, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Daniel Day Lewis, Lincoln.

[Tom Griswold]

And now. Now Daniel Day Lewis as President. Abraham Lincoln.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm the President of the United States.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently accurate, right?

[Josh Arnold]

They do say that.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously there are no recordings, but apparently they said Lincoln had a very high voice because we got used to. Who was the actor that had the most famous Lincoln movie from the 50s?

[Josh Arnold]

Young. Young Abe Lincoln. Was that Henry?

[Tom Griswold]

Raymond Massey. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was. But today I did a little math preparing for this today. Pen to paper, I did. Yeah. Well, yeah, I hope I got it right. And I. Any math people? Maybe. Abe Lincoln was born in 1809.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

So by my count, he would be 10.85 score today scores 20. 20. Yeah. Is that right? 10.85 times. Okay. Sorry. I probably should have done the math on that.

[Jeff Bodart]

He got emancipated at a young age too.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting. Yeah, yeah. And you're supposed to celebrate. Of course, you might want to celebrate with a five dollar foot long because he's on the five. Right. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

You bring back the. You're bringing back the subway. Five dollar foot long.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Is that not a thing anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks a lot, Obama.

[Tom Griswold]

Either Obama or Jared.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm going to ask our guest, Jeff Bodart. Little quiz, if you don't mind. Yes, sir. Abe Lincoln. Which one of these did he not do? Ready? He issued the emancipation proclamation A, B, delivered the Gettysburg Address. C, named his turds Lincoln law.

[Josh Arnold]

Now wait a second. We don't know that he didn't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care for if it's not true. I love Lincoln. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I see it coming.

[Chick McGee]

This famous.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the snotty kids always had the Lincoln Logs. I had.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

I had Tinker toys.

[Josh Arnold]

Lincoln Logs were better.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at these Lincoln Logs.

[Chick McGee]

My buddy, my buddy Robbie. My buddy Robbie had. His dad made him. What he, he lived on Westchester. His dad made him like four foot Lincoln Logs.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you could build a little cabin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But his dad took the things and notched them. How cool.

[Jeff Bodart]

Four foot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So almost life size Lincoln.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

And they were, they were like the thickness of a baseball bat. And you could build a little cabin with Lincoln Logs. Then knock them down. I'm surprised someone hasn't come out with those. You could make them out of like foam and be fun.

[Jeff Bodart]

But hey, what were, what were Tinker toys? What is, what is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Little pieces of wood and a little.

[Chick McGee]

Circle, like pencil, like pencil size sticks that you would stick into.

[Josh Arnold]

These sucked. You couldn't like create anything that looked like anything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But the smart kids would create DNA molecules.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's kind of what you could do.

[Jeff Bodart]

What were the toys that were just all metal that you could build?

[Chick McGee]

Erector set. And of course in the commercial, the kid builds a working helicopter. I, I played with that for hours. Loved the Erector set, didn't you? Oh, yeah, I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Let's get back to history. Oh, this is one of your favorites. The great Bill Russell. Born in 1934.

[Tom Griswold]

Russ.

[Chick McGee]

Eleven championship rings.

[Josh Arnold]

Count him but one on a toe, number six.

[Chick McGee]

And he. And he looked. He's one of the guys. Still looked cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't there pictures of him smoking in the locker room? Probably Paul Malls or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Paul Malls? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Bill Russell. Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Except he used to have a talk show.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say, 13 seasons and 11 championships. One of my favorites. We'll see if Mr. Bodart knows who this is. Born in 1939, the great Ray Manzarek.

[Jeff Bodart]

Was he in the Doors?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I am very impressed.

[Jeff Bodart]

Associate's degree.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to go, Jeff.

[Jeff Bodart]

It's an art still.

[Chick McGee]

Ray Manzarek. We were lucky enough to talk to Ray. Yeah, from the Doors. Oh, great.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

That whole keyboard sound from the Doors. Such a nice guy. He also played with his organ. Then another one of our favorites on this show, the great Michael McDonald from the Doobie Brothers. And from his great solo work. I love it. And did you see that little thing they slipped into the pre Super Bowl?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was great. No one saw this. Did you see it? They go, now we go to Michael McDonald. And it was not the coach. Oh, Mike McDonald. It was Michael McDonald. And he goes, hey, you got the wrong guy. It was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you sure you didn't dream that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, for God's sake. If someone listening, please email us.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like that verified.

[Chick McGee]

I love Michael McDonald's singing. We've talked to him a couple times.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful book out there.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a terrific book. And he's one of my favorite albums of all time is his first solo album. That's a great record. It's got that song I keep forgetting. And at Michael's age now, he keeps forgetting the lyrics and so do I. Beastie is my very favorite. I got an idea for him. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why I won't do this.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna need a good impression. You might be able to help me with this idea. It's a new band called the Scooby Doobie brothers with Michael McDonald and Scooby Doo. Zoinks. Taking it to the streets points. Okay, we'll have to finish. We'll have to come back with more today in history. Okay, and our guest, Mr. Jeff Bodart. What have you got coming up in the world of news? Just give us the little teaser.

[Jess Hooker]

We have urine. And we have a. A woman who's divorcing the Eiffel Tower.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it didn't work out.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it didn't work out. 10 years she put into that relationship.

[Chick McGee]

What a lunatic. Why do we put up with this? Can we get, like, a staff psychiatrist to go? Ma', am, you're crazy. You need some therapy. Shut up. Okay, right now I want to talk about something that's fun and confusing because it's. This is one of those French words, rouge yet but it's spelled R u g I E T. Just sing it. R U G I E T. Rougiet.

[Tom Griswold]

Rouge yet.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Trickster.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I'm Chick McGee and this is my theme music.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right, Abbott.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry. Here's Tom with a very special guest today.

[Chick McGee]

We have comedian Jeff Bodarts here with us. We'll get to Jeffrey in a matter of moments. A couple quick things. Did you see the video that I took of riding in the car with my girls and all of a sudden ABBA comes on?

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like spontaneous applause. They couldn't get enough of it.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes. I'm not a fan. I'm. I will admit I'm not a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay to not be a fan.

[Chick McGee]

And we live in a world where no one is. No one could admit they don't like anything.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that's. See, that's where I disagree.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We all genuinely like it, right? We do. I know it's hard for you to fathom.

[Tom Griswold]

So your contention is we don't really like it. We're just acting like we do.

[Chick McGee]

It's like. It's like everyone, like, pretends they're gonna like the World Cup.

[Tom Griswold]

See, again, I kind of do like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of do, too.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone's going, yeah, Bad Bunny's a musical genius. Okay, great.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know enough about what he does.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't object to his name. I don't care. I'm sorry. Hey, great. I'm glad everybody liked it.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, I'm pretty sure I.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you're not. You're Not. That's the thing. You're not glad. You're not glad. Stop lying to our faces. You're not.

[Chick McGee]

It didn't do anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You are lying to our.

[Chick McGee]

No, I thought it was boring and stupid. Okay?

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. I didn't watch it, but I'm certain it's not for me.

[Chick McGee]

It's not. Yeah. I don't object to them doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

But I can't ask for them to have slipknot.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, you're lying. Darth, you can ask them to.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care. But now you guys all objected to what I said. A few minutes ago, we were talking about famous birthdays. I mentioned one of my favorite human beings is the great Michael McDonald. We all kind of agree, but I mentioned they did a funny stunt on the super bowl pre game in which, as you know, Josh, one of the coaches is named Michael McDonald.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Seahawks.

[Josh Arnold]

Or is it Mike McDonald?

[Chick McGee]

And if you'd read Michael's book, he was always called Mike McDonald until he was on stage subbing with the Doobie Brothers. And he was introduced by Patrick Simmons as Michael McDonald. And it stuck. But the larger point here is dear Bob and Tom show. Yes, during the pre game show, they had a cameo of Michael McDonald, the piano player from, among other things, the Doobie Brothers, who thought that was funny. It was great.

[Josh Arnold]

We actually have Michael McDonald here with us. Michael, it's good to see you often get mistaken for the coach of the Seahawks.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know me, but our team cover.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. By the way, Mr. McDonald, when you go to. When you go to Waffle House, how do you get your hash browns?

[Pat Godwin]

You don't know me. I like them small.

[Chick McGee]

Can I apologize to Michael? I. I'm. I feel terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he thinks he's going to hear this. Look at him.

[Josh Arnold]

First off, if he heard it, he would love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, he would. Michael McDonald would love this.

[Chick McGee]

If I could have any guest in here, I would. I would want Michael McDonald to sit in with us for a moment. Morning. Can you imagine how cool that would be, Pat? You could do something with him. Oh, you could be embarrassed.

[Josh Arnold]

So embarrassing.

[Jeff Bodart]

I didn't know you played piano.

[Chick McGee]

In any event. Yeah, there was a cameo, which you guys all denied, and that's his positive.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we didn't deny it.

[Chick McGee]

From Michael Smith.

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't see it.

[Jess Hooker]

I denied it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did.

[Jess Hooker]

I 100 did not believe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're very close to give me $10,000.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. We also do.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

We were. We were celebrating today. Could I Have the music again, please. We were celebrating today in history, the. The. The birthday of the great Bill Russell. You know who Bill Russell was?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Basketball player.

[Chick McGee]

A basketball player, some would say.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you want from me?

[Josh Arnold]

She's right.

[Jess Hooker]

God.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, she really.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus was a savior.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Let's. Let's get. He's like the greatest of all.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen anyone go from fresh faced newbie to bitter veteran faster than Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, how about this next one?

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I would contend.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, was that your contention?

[Chick McGee]

This is one of the only talk show hosts that invented a hand or at least popularized a hand gesture.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeez, I'm glad you didn't say hand job. He almost said hand job job. He did, man.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday to Arsenio Hall.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was. And I. I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Was everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but.

[Chick McGee]

No, but why does that. I thought that was a great show. Why did that show have such a short life?

[Jess Hooker]

It did.

[Josh Arnold]

I felt like it was. Yeah. At least five years.

[Chick McGee]

Ah. He was from Cleveland. He's from Cleveland. Another reason he's great.

[Josh Arnold]

He's real funny. In Coming to America and Amazon Women on the Moon. He's got a hilarious sketch.

[Al Jackson]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was a great talk show. Anyway, happy birthday Josh Brolin.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a fine actor.

[Chick McGee]

I wish he'd come in here too crippled with. Because I could have Pat do a song for him.

[Josh Arnold]

Brolin.

[Chick McGee]

Brolin. Brolin. He's another Broden James.

[Tom Griswold]

His dad.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd have him do that to Josh Brolin? But he can't do his Michael McDonald hash brown.

[Pat Godwin]

Honestly. No. He recoils at it.

[Chick McGee]

How?

[Pat Godwin]

He's not coming in.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, he did recoil when you started playing it.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday Christina Richie. You know she.

[Josh Arnold]

Richie.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Oh, it's Richie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know Christina Richie.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I've never heard her name. Isn't she Wednesday in the Adam Stanley movies. It's Richie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She's grabbed yellow jackets. She's awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love her.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, this is just for me and you. I was thinking of doing a new segment on the show Beat today in Beatles history.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Just watch. New segment.

[Pat Godwin]

We do that.

[Chick McGee]

It was their first. Mr. Bodart, you're a Beatles fan. Yeah, I love the Beatles fan. Let's do this in quiz form. In 1964, the Beatles played their first concert in New York City. It was. Which of the following venues? A, Madison Square Garden.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you counting?

[Chick McGee]

Steve Allen Show Live concert for fans A, Madison Square Garden. B, Carnegie hall or see the Lincoln Tunnel.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff Bodart]

That feels. It feels like you're saying the Lincoln Tunnel is the answer. It feels like. That is the one.

[Tom Griswold]

It feels.

[Jeff Bodart]

I don't think that's it, though.

[Chick McGee]

Which one is it?

[Al Jackson]

What?

[Jeff Bodart]

I. I'm gonna say Madison Square Garden.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be wrong. At Carnegie Hall.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Bodart]

I am such a dummy.

[Chick McGee]

And their first television appearance.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna count Steve Allen?

[Chick McGee]

No. It was Jack Parr that. They were on video on Jack Barr. And Ed Sullivan was furious. They had a film.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm really, really mad.

[Jeff Bodart]

Why was he. Why was he furious?

[Tom Griswold]

Really mad.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna throw a really big fit.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone remembers them, of course, being first on Ed Sullivan Show.

[Jess Hooker]

Do it again.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna throw a really big fit.

[Al Jackson]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Was that Ed Sullivan on his deathbed?

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think that sounded pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you can't. You can't hear anything in the room but laughter. And he comes in. Oh, is that his. Ed Sullivan on his deathbed.

[Pat Godwin]

Now Ed Sullivan won't come on the show.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, we're having fun. No, we're not. No, we're not.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I need a judgment call. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You suck.

[Chick McGee]

Give this to Ms. Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unanimous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. I didn't ask for one. That wasn't witty. Show today. Give this to Ms. Hooker. I want you to read that and decide if we should read it on the air. Okay. I think it's sweet. I think we should read it anything.

[Tom Griswold]

It's sweet, like chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think? It's. It'll reset the tone of the room.

[Josh Arnold]

For the better. I'll do more.

[Chick McGee]

Michael McDonald's different. Different. What do you think? You don't have to. This is in your court.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No. Yes or no? You would. We don't have to.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm. I haven't read all of it. It. But that's how you read most of the things you read.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Jeff Bodart]

I start.

[Chick McGee]

Then I realize halfway down, I should never have gone down this road. I learned that from Chick McGee.

[Jess Hooker]

If I get to a point where I need to stop, I'll stop. All right?

[Tom Griswold]

How about that? Fair enough.

[Jess Hooker]

This is from Julia in Gulf Shores, Alabama. My dad has dementia, all right? She says, I know nothing funny down that road. Well, she got him an aura frame so he could continually see pictures of us and his grandkids.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Jess Hooker]

He tried eating it the second I set it up. He said, this is wonderful. It will help me with my.

[Chick McGee]

See, you ruined it. I was talking about. Great. These aura frames are and this guy, this. This gentleman who's having some memory issues. I believe that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have some. Catch it for my frame.

[Josh Arnold]

This sandwich is so hard.

[Chick McGee]

This young lady is kind enough to write she's done something nice for her dad.

[Jess Hooker]

And she said she loaded the pictures from Gulf Shores where she lives. And the frame is in Philly, where her dad lives.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's where he thinks he lives. They've actually got him stowed in Chicago. But the heart to tell him every.

[Jess Hooker]

Day when I call him, he mentions how much he loves it. Thank you so much for the recommendation.

[Chick McGee]

See, I told you it will keep.

[Jess Hooker]

My dad connected with us as his memory fades.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

That what that says.

[Chick McGee]

This is a sincere letter.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very sweet and it's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's nothing. There's nothing funnier than the term memory fading.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you, Julia.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

That was very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Who the hell's that?

[Chick McGee]

You don't know me and I'm your father. Oh, now it's fine.

[Al Jackson]

Wait a minute. That would be.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know me and I'm. You're my daughter. Okay. I'm so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

That was a sweetheart felt letter. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

And I shouldn't have given it to you to make the judgment call.

[Josh Arnold]

And Julia, you enjoy whatever new morning show you decided to go with.

[Tom Griswold]

We totally, completely understand.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. It's Bill Russell's birthday. Did I get to that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Basketball player.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, check in with our guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Jeff Bodart]

Oh, yeah. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, we gotta go back to Jeff. Let's check in with our.

[Chick McGee]

Joining us in the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, I'm gonna put you out there.

[Chick McGee]

Comedian Jeff Bodart, who was famous on this show. For a moment.

[Jeff Bodart]

Just a moment.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna relive.

[Jeff Bodart]

I am a professional comedian. One of the.

[Chick McGee]

One of the most famous moments on this program. Actually, there are very few that we. We delight in replaying as much as this one. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

The whole thing.

[Chick McGee]

31 seconds worth. Here's the discussion, and you'll see what happens.

[Jeff Bodart]

What's a duck fright in? What's a duck fright in?

[Chick McGee]

What's a duck fright?

[Jeff Bodart]

Turkey turd ducking.

[Chick McGee]

That isn't even a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

He may be having a stroke.

[Jeff Bodart]

It's as bad as that crap over there.

[Chick McGee]

That isn't even a joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. What does a duck fight in?

[Jeff Bodart]

No, it's a duck fried in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what is it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's fried in turkey.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, Turducken. They Put that.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff. There's nothing there, man. Poor Jeff.

[Jeff Bodart]

I was on stage in the big theater on one of the ships, the real big theater, and they announced my name. I'm walking out and. Yeah, hey, hey, you shut up.

[Chick McGee]

It's my fault.

[Josh Arnold]

He thought you being in the big theater with punchline.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? You know what? What happened?

[Jeff Bodart]

Just what I say to the people on the ship, why don't you go sit in a lifeboat? All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you go sit in the lifeboat?

[Jeff Bodart]

As I'm walking out to the stage, there's a guy in the top balcony.

[Pat Godwin]

Turn, Jackie, turn.

[Jeff Bodart]

Jockey, I said, you being a jerk or you fan? No, I'm a fan. Sounds like you're a jerk, though.

[Pat Godwin]

And your new walkout music, have you heard it yet?

[Jeff Bodart]

I've not.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't bow.

[Tom Griswold]

Dark.

[Pat Godwin]

That joke. Joke, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Over to me, another one.

[Chick McGee]

Boy. A fraternity of man reference. Today's show. So obscure. That's great stuff. Well, we're going to talk to Jeff Bodart, who was a veteran of the commercial, a veteran of the cruise ship thing.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll be back.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are you allowed. Let me ask you this. I know that they frown on certain types of humor involving being at sea. Yeah. Can you say, go sit in a lifeboat, Is that okay? They don't get mad about that.

[Jeff Bodart]

They haven't said don't yet. And I've said lots of things I probably shouldn't say because I know a.

[Chick McGee]

Pat's told me about comedians that have said the wrong thing and quite literally been whisked off famously.

[Jeff Bodart]

Oh, yeah. I've heard stories. But no, I actually, I told one guy to go jump off one day and they're like, hey, that's fucking.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't.

[Jeff Bodart]

Maybe don't do that one. I'm like, oh, all right. And no, but, you know, you say things and, you know, I. I don't know. You learn as you go.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have any c. At sea related things you'd like to talk about?

[Jeff Bodart]

Oh, there's, there's. I do people watching like crazy. That is. That's free entertainment. Do that before they figure out how to charge you for it. That's. That you. Oh, you want the people watching package.

[Al Jackson]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's $600.

[Jeff Bodart]

And you know, like, well, it feels fair, but I. I love watching people. I saw a dad slap a table and it made his kids cry. And I was like, that their vacation has officially started. Because vacation hasn't started until dad is irritated and the kids are crying and you Hear the word I'm. Don't make me turn this boat around. Yeah, you know, I'll do it, but I. Oh, it's just so much fun watching people.

[Chick McGee]

There.

[Jeff Bodart]

Was there Was there. Were there just so many old people on there? I don't want to say the last ship I was on was full of nothing but old people. But whoever was selling oxygen tanks was making a killing.

[Chick McGee]

They. They're old, you see.

[Jeff Bodart]

They weren't on Death. They were down the block. But there was one guy so old, he looked at the ocean and said, I remember when this was all farmland. I love that joke.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. I just said that when I went to a concert recently.

[Jeff Bodart]

It's just fun watching kids, and I just. I want to trip all of them, I think, just. They're just constantly running, like, the ice cream. Still gonna be there. Okay, just. And I. Maybe I think it's just jealousy. I think I want that level of energy. I want. I want that level of excitement. But I'm just so, like, I'm going back to my room. I just. I do like watching people. And I don't know. There was. I. I saw a guide towards the end of a cruise one day wearing a poncho. I was like, well, that guy ran out of clean clothes. Nobody wants to wear a poncho. They have to wear a poncho. And that's. A guy didn't want to admit his wife was right when it came to packing. You know, that. I mean, because when. I'm sorry, everybody listening. Guys were dumber than women. Women are very smart. Women know how to pack. You know, they get to the top of the suitcase and they think, you know what? I have another suitcase in the closet. I'll bring that, too. But what they do is they lead. They lead lives. Like, you know, what if we do this? Or, what if lives. What if we do go somewhere nice? Or, what if I spill something on my shoulder?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jeff Bodart]

What if I pee my pants? There's always a risk. But, guys, we lead what now?

[Josh Arnold]

Lives.

[Jeff Bodart]

It's always like, what now? It's like, what? No, I'll just wear this. It's fine. You know, I think when guys pack and I'm kind of guilty this. I think I would just pack a pillowcase and just tie it to a stick, Just walk around with a bindle through the airport. That's what I want to do. Oh, that hobo. He got his life turned around. He can afford a flight now. But I do.

[Chick McGee]

It's just.

[Jeff Bodart]

People are.

[Chick McGee]

Interesting is the term Poncho named after a guy that was named Poncho or.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, it's from Chips.

[Tom Griswold]

John and Ponch. Remember that?

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think it means wet coat.

[Chick McGee]

I'm curious.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's be careful. All right.

[Chick McGee]

That was unintentionally, really offensive.

[Tom Griswold]

If somebody says poncho, you're doing a good job. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Last time I had a poncho one.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Disney World.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the starts raining, and the.

[Chick McGee]

Next thing you know, you got on a clear poncho. So you can still, you know, express yourself with your T shirt. But that's really nice. We're gonna get back to the action with Jeff Bodart in a matter of moments. I will remind you that Jeff is part of a comedy show with Jeff Oskay. I know that you sold out one show. They added another one in Marshall, Illinois, at the Castle Finn Winery. Coming up on Valentine's Day night. Right now, I want to talk to you about that car Christie's got. Christie is a Hyundai driver. And the Hyundai, they've got something kind of going on. The Hyundai Palisade hybrid.

[Josh Arnold]

Hyundai. Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Listen to this. EPA. Estimated 619 miles of range. The Hyundai, also famous for the motto, no cleats on the seats for the Hyundai Palisade, because to get to that way back seat, you don't have to climb over the back seat because it's got those captain's chairs. So you can go between the chairs. No cleats on the seat. Nobody seats, and you can get the whole gang to the soccer game. Hyundai USA.com is where you can observe what I'm talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Just another manic Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, these are all very good. Very good. Hyundai will never be the same little Spanky in our gang. Is that who did that?

[Tom Griswold]

Spanky and our gang.

[Chick McGee]

That was a awful, wonderful Hyundai USA.com for information about the great, great Hyundai Palisade hybrid and lots of other cool cars, you can even give them a call 562-314-4603. For more details, Hyundai USA.com tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know that Bono from U2 drives one? He goes off roading. Hyundai, Marty. Hyundai. Hyundai, Marty.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like that one.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't like that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like that one.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. You want to maybe tie it to a classic blues song?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I. Oh, it's an Allman Brothers song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know it. We'll come back with it Tuesdays. I call it Stormy Monday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you.

[Chick McGee]

You have. I just gonna tag your great joke. We're returning to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay. Here we go. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. We've got a very special guest joining.

[Chick McGee]

Us in the studio, comedian Jeff Bodart. Hello, everybody. Jeff's right over there. I can see him.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

And earlier in the show, we had a mystery sound. For those of you curious, I'm. This is the sound of a mystery Ms. Jess Hooker. The question was, what is the sound? And I have it for you now. And Jess brought this in for us. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's funnier this time.

[Chick McGee]

This is the. The delicate Ms. Hooker snoring.

[Jeff Bodart]

Sounds like your trumpet's calling.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never been called delicate.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to be nice. Oh, that's. That was a good one right there. They're not all created equal. Now, I understand we are about to get a visual here in the studio. Do we have audio on this?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

This is Pat Godwin lying down at our studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

On the couch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's you.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that.

[Jess Hooker]

They're similar.

[Pat Godwin]

They're almost exact.

[Josh Arnold]

When was that? I don't even remember, but Alan took it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm at my wake.

[Chick McGee]

You are in the death pose at the couch at the shack.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you sleep like that often?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

So you must have been taking a break during a recording session.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Bodart]

Looks like you're running a Statue of.

[Chick McGee]

Liberty play over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if someone could. That could be Photoshopped right into a casket.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about one of your best friends recording you as you? We're gonna have a talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Ambition. Nothing is safe around this place.

[Chick McGee]

We had to pixelate the erection.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that guy we had over there? The good news, a lot of pixels at the studio. He fell asleep on the couch, and we put all kinds of signs on him and put a penis going into his mouth. And also. Oh, it was. Remember this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You never want to have a Sharpie around anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a picture floating around of Tom in a parade, and he's in, like. He's in a car. He's in A convertible and his head's back and he's sleeping.

[Chick McGee]

In Cincinnati.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like you died.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we were. Yeah, it was opening day.

[Tom Griswold]

That was Red's opening day parade.

[Chick McGee]

And I'd been up since, like, two in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we were in the staging area for, like, two hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you just. I mean, it looks comfortable as heck.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it's a great parade, but you gotta. You gotta wait before your time to go. Yes, I was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was sound. And you'll never get a better sleep than that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, we are working on some stuff for our big Cincinnati show coming up for opening day. And.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Hooker and I are working on trying to get a special shirt to sell for that great organization that provides. They provide little superhero costumes for the kids in the hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Their gowns are like, yeah, that's one brave guys.

[Chick McGee]

We're trying to get hooked up with them again because we. And raised some cash for him last year. It's a great organization for that great hospital, the children's hospital in Cincinnati that actually helped save the life of a friend of mine. A terrific place. Anyway, we're looking forward to that. Right now, we're hanging out with comedian Jeff Bodart. Now, I heard you say during the break you were. I believe you were doing some barbecue or something for your mom. Are both your parents still with us?

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, Yeah. I go whenever I'm in town. I go check on them. Luckily, I have, you know, my brothers take care of it when I'm not. We all take turns.

[Chick McGee]

Are they elderly?

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, well, I mean, they're in their 80s, and my dad's 80.

[Tom Griswold]

80.

[Jeff Bodart]

Almost 82. He's a burden. He's actually, but he. He knows. Knows he's a burden. He would laugh if he knew I said that about him, but he.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Jeff Bodart]

He does these things where he. He makes words up.

[Al Jackson]

He's.

[Jeff Bodart]

He's, you know, he. He doesn't have a lot of news to report on either.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Bodart]

I walk in the house, I. Jeff, I saw on Facebook where this family bought their dad his dream car. And I said, well, that's nice. Good for them, good for him. Well, I'm just saying. No, I know what you're saying. I picked up on it. And he goes, well, I must have been a terrible father. You weren't a terrible father. You just didn't earn a car. You know how you offered me money for good grades? Remember how you didn't have to pay me anything? It's A lot like that. I'll tell you this, dad, maybe had you not throw to throwing a coat hanger at me when I was 13 because you thought I was coughing on purpose to annoy you, we'd be out there looking at a new Buick right now. I don't know. I order you a pizza or something. But I mean, they just, you know.

[Chick McGee]

And, and wait, do they still make Buicks?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I could never.

[Chick McGee]

Which Oldsmobiles when they don't make Buicks. Josh, Josh, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you're fine.

[Jeff Bodart]

You're good. But you know, they are. But they're in their 80s and I know they can't get up out of chairs very. They have this new thing in the bathroom. The booster seat on the toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

On the toilet, yes.

[Jeff Bodart]

And I get it, I get it, but it's so aggressively big. So it's like three, four feet high. It's like an actual throne now. I go in there to use the bathroom. It's like pissing in a wishing well.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not wrong.

[Jeff Bodart]

I threw a quarter down there one day, made a wish.

[Tom Griswold]

Still.

[Jeff Bodart]

Still had diarrhea.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish I didn't have diarrhea anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Those things are disturbing. If you open, you don't know what's in there.

[Jess Hooker]

It's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make a better quality, a higher quality padded toilet?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Have those gotten better?

[Tom Griswold]

Have those gotten better?

[Chick McGee]

Because the ones. The ones they used to have, they would eventually crinkle and they would.

[Tom Griswold]

A really thin plastic underneath a big cushion.

[Chick McGee]

And we just sit down and they go. Yeah, but they were. They always stayed kind of room temperature, so that was helpful.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a. I think it would be comfy.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, I know that you have the, The. The bidet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, aftermarket.

[Chick McGee]

Does that heat the seat?

[Josh Arnold]

It does, yeah. You can. You can make your seat as cold or as hot as you want.

[Chick McGee]

Is it. Is it hot all the time?

[Josh Arnold]

Mine does stay at a warm temperature. Yes, all the time. So. But you can control it. You can make it as cold or hot as you can.

[Chick McGee]

So could you have it like. Could you program it like a therm. Like you can. Your thermostat.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. It's on a level from 1 to 10, and I think mine sits at like 6. But I mean, can you.

[Chick McGee]

I know, for example, the thermostat here. Every morning at 9:00 o', clock, the temperature in this room drops five degrees.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. No, that doesn't happen.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, yeah, I'm convinced that you're correct.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Our thermostat is controlled by someone from out of state.

[Chick McGee]

And I think the actual thermostat is a scam.

[Josh Arnold]

It's weird.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think it changes. I think that's illusory. You look at that.

[Josh Arnold]

There is always a chance here in this building. Someone behind the scenes comes in, covertly hits something just to screw with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, if they were gonna screw somebody, it'd be us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we're fun to torture.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now we'll come back with more torture, I hope. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. Sponsored in part by by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob at Top Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Bodart]

Hey there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and Tom. Look at the guests we have. Look at the gas. Look at the gas.

[Chick McGee]

I look right there and I see a comedian, Jeff Bodart. Then I look up on the big screen over that way, and I see. Speaking of Hawaiian shirts, it's Al Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We were just talking about Hawaiian shirts, Al.

[Al Jackson]

Kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a.

[Jeff Bodart]

Kind of a Hawaiian Es.

[Al Jackson]

This is not a Hawaiian shirt. This is a vintage.

[Jeff Bodart]

Well, either way, it's ugly.

[Al Jackson]

It's supposed to be polarizing. I'm fine with that.

[Chick McGee]

I want.

[Al Jackson]

I want. I want my, My clothing to be like a piece of art that you don't understand, but you stare at it. That's what I want.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's very flowery, colorful. It looks like it's got. Yeah, I. I'd assume it was a Hawaiian shirt. That doesn't qualify.

[Al Jackson]

No, I don't think so. No. It's kind of thick.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It looks like a tapestry.

[Jeff Bodart]

It's high end.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Festive drapes. I just run into a problem here. I mentioned something that happened on the super bowl pregame and no one had seen it. The singer, Michael McDonald, one of my favorites. Did you see the segment where they cut to Mike McDonald and instead of being coach, it was Michael McDonald, the singer. Did you actually see that? No.

[Al Jackson]

No. What? That was. How long had. Before the game started did that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I forget.

[Chick McGee]

I had the. I was. The pregame was off and on with me. I was kind of working in my room, my office.

[Al Jackson]

It's just so much pregame. It's just like I kind of tune out. But yeah, Yeah, I. I did something really kind of weird with the super bowl this year because I was invited to a Super bowl party, as a lot of people are. But the guy that sponsors my podcast, I had already invited him to my house. And so when I called the person, like, hey, can I bring one more person? They were like, we're kind of full. And I was like, you can't fit one more person. But anyway, so I didn't want to, you know, just back out on him. So me and him just watched the game together at. Not a part. It was just quiet. Two kind of sad men and on a couch watching the game. And it was great. Like, I didn't have to, like, have that low level party talk. I just. I just wanted to watch the game. So it was, like, very refreshing to, like, not be at a Super bowl party this year.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it would have been nice if the game had been any good.

[Al Jackson]

Awful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Awful.

[Al Jackson]

But, yeah, it's just. I don't know, the Patriots weren't ready, and it was. It was kind of clear from the beginning then, but just Seattle is a different. A different beast. But after the first quarter, I was like, I think we're done here.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, did you see any of the. The clips of the Seattle victory parade?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Rated. Rated X. Oh, yeah. You give a few beers to a guy that just won the super bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

And they put it right out there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That people at comedy clubs would blush.

[Tom Griswold]

It was what happened. Well, for. For those of you who didn't like us in Seattle or the city or didn't think we could do it, but F you. I mean, just plain right out there and everybody. All the players are flipping off the cameras and. Yeah, it was. It was crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Classy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

It's just like, nobody feels that way about Seattle anyway. Like, no one. Like, they're not, like, a hateable team. You're like, oh, good for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Al Jackson]

I don't know how many haters they have.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, it was weird. It was very odd. We should explain to Mr. Bodart that. That what happens here is Al is helping me get a little more hip. Now, I know you're saying, is that possible?

[Tom Griswold]

He's so.

[Jeff Bodart]

He's pretty hip. You mean you're Tom.

[Chick McGee]

You're pretty hip. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I just realized how you got on the show.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, this. This involves the world of language, medically, and Al, before we get to that I recently heard broadcast about the fact that the so called quarter zip has become huge in the hip hop world. Have you heard about this?

[Jess Hooker]

It's in a song.

[Al Jackson]

No, I thought that was like a, a term for bagging drugs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a quarter zip?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the quarters. Yeah, the chick is our main quarter zip.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. I, I wear a sweater every now and then.

[Chick McGee]

But are you aware of this trend in the world of the hip hop world?

[Al Jackson]

I don't know, I could see it. I mean if you think about a lot of articles of clothing, remember like some years ago Bieber tried to make Crocs cool. I think part of like culture and being famous is taking things that are uncool and making them cool because you wear it. And I mean there's like this stereotype about how rappers dress, but if you think about like Travis Scott that and rappers like that they dress like rock stars. It's a lot of leather, it's a lot of kind of like silver change, like you know, a bandana in the back pocket, kind of tight fitting, low hanging jeans. It's really the, the idea of like how rappers dresses is super weird because they really just dress like almost like, like mid-80s rock stars. It's kind of interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the commercial with Guy Fieri?

[Al Jackson]

I thought it was great.

[Chick McGee]

I mean I did too.

[Al Jackson]

I could talk commercials because it's my favorite thing.

[Chick McGee]

Guy did the thing they he, it, he has his particular look with the chains, et cetera, et cetera and the, what do you call this spiked hair, what's that called?

[Tom Griswold]

Frosted tip.

[Chick McGee]

Frosted tips.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they had him as a, they had him looking like a librarian and then they would cut to the new guy. I thought that was very clever. Which other commercials did you like A lot.

[Al Jackson]

I'm trying to think. There was the one that weirdly there's always one that sneak attack. Almost makes you cry because we're getting older and turning into.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the, the lace potato chips with the potato farmer giving the farm to his daughter. I love that one. That was, that's based on a true story by the way.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

See those kinds, they, they, they kill me especially because you don't see them coming. But just the one where the mom and the kid were putting the room together and they were putting it together with AI like oh, I wanted it to be blue and they were showing the, the room turning to different colors with their different thoughts and just like, you know, with my kids getting older, my daughter's in college, I just like, you know, like Men, we never think we're gonna cry. We just think like somebody sprayed something in the room, and so it got into your throat. You're like, what is that? I feel weird. It's like I was like, are you about to cry in front of your Russian homeboy? And I was like. Like, I pulled it together. But, yeah, it was. It.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Al Jackson]

That. That one got me. I didn't really dig the Mike Tyson one. That one was a little bit random. I didn't know where that was going. But they were like. I. I thought this year, in terms of commercials, what was the one? It wasn't the. But I thought the polar bears one. Did you guys like that one?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's the one that has the reference to the Coldplay concert famous cam photo. That was very clever. And that commercial will only be good for the super bowl next year. That'll be completely over.

[Al Jackson]

Tom, really quickly, did you know the. The. The chick from the Cold Cam? The. The Coldplay, Cold kiss, whatever. You know what I'm talking about? She is now headlining a keynote speaker tour. It's a. It's a crisis PR management conference going around the country. Tickets are going for 875 a ticket.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, bro.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she's apparently a brilliant business person, so that. That was. Yeah, the backstory, and that's kind of interesting. It's time now to get to our word of the week. Al Jackson, comedian, is our guest. What have we got, Al?

[Al Jackson]

Tom, I'm going to tell you this, and I don't want you to be intimidated, all right?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

This may be the toughest one I've ever thrown at you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Al Jackson]

Just because it's kind of an inverse and a trick. So, Tom, I'm going to ask you if you heard some young folks say, it's giving fleek. What are they saying?

[Chick McGee]

Now, I know that On Fleek was a famous short video that took off with some woman doing her eyelashes. Right, Right.

[Al Jackson]

What does it mean?

[Chick McGee]

So now, how do you word it again? What is it?

[Al Jackson]

It's giving. That's a phrase just in itself that we have definitely gone over. It's giving fleek.

[Chick McGee]

Something's on fleek. It's really good. Right? So give a fleek. Is it. Was it complimenting somebody that.

[Al Jackson]

That's why I said this was a.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a trick. Oh, it's like.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, because you.

[Chick McGee]

You did the right things.

[Al Jackson]

You did. You remember when teachers used to say, tom, show your steps to get to your math. To get to the. The. You did the steps. You know, what giving means. You know what fleek means, means. But what you don't understand is that this younger generation thinks that we're super old. So when you say it's giving fleek, what you're saying is this is an old person that would use the phrase the word fleek. So, yeah, it's a diss against older people. So it's like, you know, if somebody's mom was trying to be cool in front of them or somebody's older co worker, they like, it's giving fleek. That's their way of saying, like, oh, they're. They, they look like they use old, old, old slang.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Al Jackson]

It's really mean chick. And that's why I knew you would love it because I did too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Given fleek. Well, good to, Good to know, Al. Thank you very much. I love you. I still think it's a Hawaiian shirt, but what do I know? We are gonna hang out with more comedy with comedian Jeff Bodar. And it's always, it's always a pleasure. What have you got coming up in the news? We got to get a couple more stories in.

[Jess Hooker]

We've got a leg washes up on shore. Yeah. Medical news. And would you want to name your ex for Valentine's Day or. No, name something after your ex.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We get this every year. A zoo will famously do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and you could send him a dead fish or something. There's the one black, black roses you.

[Chick McGee]

Name a cockroach after. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get to that one. Right now I want to remind you because it's Valentine's Day Saturday. Now. This is finally. This is the one. This is it. Steven Singer. Steven Singer's got some news for you. You can still order one of those sunset gold dip roses with free shipping and it'll arrive in time for Valentine's Day. So what am I talking about? I'm talking about those roses right over there. They are real roses dipped in 24 karat gold. They go for 89 bucks. You can see [e-mail] they will last forever. The rose, kind of a sunset hue, sort of a purple merging into pink and orange over there. It's my favorite of all the roses, I'll tell you that right now. Steven's famous gold dipped roses. Once again, real roses dipped in 24 karat gold, guaranteed to last a lifetime. Stephen, of course, is also famous for diamonds, especially engagement rings. Not to mention those beautiful at last bracelets. The atlast necklaces and diamond Earrings. Stephen's got it all. Visit the inventory so you can see [e-mail] if you choose overnight shipping by 2pm Eastern Time today, it will arrive in time. Once again, this is the clock is ticking. You can almost hear it all the way over at Steven Singer's place. So get on it right now. I hate stevensinger.com. the Sunset Rose, exclusively available from Steven Singer jewelers. Once again, you'll find the inventory @I hate stevensinger.com Coming up, comedian Jeff Bodart and a medical breakthrough. That's kind of cool. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin in the performance room.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, there's Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff Bodar.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Jeff Comedy Jam. There's. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you mentioned the Jeff Comedy Jam. That's Jeff Bodart, who's been hanging out with us, and Jeff Oscar, who hangs out with us all the time. Oh, yeah, it's the two Jeffs on stage at the Castle Finn Winery, Marshall, Illinois. And I believe a second show has been added.

[Jeff Bodart]

Yeah, we're gonna get wine drunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, why?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I have a quick question for everyone. I had this happen this morning. Has anyone here else here farted their spouse awake? Oh, hey, I don't think so. And I will say this. It was silent. Okay. But the smell was so bad. It woke my girlfriend up.

[Jeff Bodart]

Oh, I thought you woke up.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I was like, smelling. It was like, I. I woke up five minutes before my alarm. I released. I was. And I was released. I got. And even while I was laying there, I was like, oh, man, that's. That's horrible. And then all of a sudden, I just. All of a sudden just the covers start flapping from the other side of the bed and I just hear, oh, God. Woke her from a dead sleep.

[Jeff Bodart]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

The only thing I've had close to that was. I assumed it was.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought my dog had actually defecated on the carpet. It was so bad. And what was you just gaseous? No, it was not me. That would have been much funnier. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I think it's funnier that it wasn't you.

[Chick McGee]

It was gaseous. It was just unbelievable.

[Jeff Bodart]

Try doing that when you have A cpap.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You gross yourself out.

[Chick McGee]

Does it. Does it liquefy on the course of. Yeah, I gotta clean the.

[Jeff Bodart]

The hose out now.

[Chick McGee]

The two Jeffs are joining us in the studio now. We have a couple news stories we've got to catch up with with Ms. Hooker over there at the news desk. What's happening?

[Jess Hooker]

Scientists have developed a new spray on powder that instantly seals life threatening wounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a big time. This is perfect for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Little cuts on your hands and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

But I think this is for like really serious bleeding.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. The substance stops bleeding in just one second by forming a strong hydrogel barrier. When applied to a bullet wound. Yeah. Pretty serious wounds or other injury. It seals it almost immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

Now if we apply this to Jeff's ass, will it keep him from waking his life? Oh, I. I already have. Whenever I get it back, I just use that flex seal.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there.

[Josh Arnold]

You spray that right on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's sort of what this kind of sounds like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it does. And I think, I mean they use. What's the super glue? They use that in hospitals all the time.

[Chick McGee]

That's how it was developed. Developed. Super glue was developed for combat.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom uses on his hands all the time the superglue.

[Chick McGee]

Right here. Yeah, right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are your eye drops.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

So please write eye drops on a shirt with a Sharpie on that.

[Chick McGee]

They do look very similar.

[Jeff Bodart]

Hey, wait a second. I think you're trying to hurt him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This sort of is like flex seal.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's a spray on powder. Yeah. For high pressure and excessive bleeding situations.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Derived from natural materials, the powder also has an antibacterial effect. Effect.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of cool sounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit of happy news from the world of medicine.

[Josh Arnold]

One would hope tampon sales are going to go down.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That would be. They'd probably have, you know something. They probably would have to put a disclaimer on the spray, ladies. You can't seal it off.

[Jess Hooker]

Not for internal use.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Jeff Bodart]

Can you use it like Gold bond? That'd be nice. Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know who's the big gold bond user? Yeah, Tom, I do like the.

[Jeff Bodart]

Not the medicated. That hurts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the men. The menthol. Right. Yeah.

[Jeff Bodart]

Not, not. Not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. Good to know. We learned things about Josh today I didn't want to know. Now I know this about you. What else have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

The Maryland Zoo will officially name a pile of animal poop after your X. Ah, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

For those who just can't get over It.

[Chick McGee]

Every year. Every year we get one of these stories and, you know, name a cockroach or name. I mean, really.

[Jess Hooker]

Zoo officials announced the Dollars for Dung fundraiser, which promises to name a pile of excrement in someone's honor in exchange for a $5 donation.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not donate to your zoo?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, if you keep reading.

[Jess Hooker]

Donate. Donors will receive a PDF certificate to commemorate the occasion. The Maryland Zoo Chief Operating officer, Shannon Brown told WT Shannon Brown that the money will be used to fund the zoo's conservation efforts both in Maryland and in their animals native habitats around the globe. Last year's fundraiser led to about $10,000 in donations.

[Chick McGee]

$10,000? That's fairly substantial, but again, it kind of says more about you than the person you're naming the dung after.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A lack of ability to move on.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I think it would be fun if you knew your girlfriend had just broke up with a guy and you did it for her and sent it to her just as a smiler. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, why not?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think it'd be better for 10 bucks if they would throw it at her. Hey, I got a monkey turd, Dolores. Boom. Right there in your monkey turd, Dolores. Or you can just do it yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get up in the morning. You know what your name is before I flush.

[Josh Arnold]

Down you go, Brian.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever this goes, they're not discriminating.

[Tom Griswold]

See you later.

[Josh Arnold]

I was playing the role of a woman.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. I thought you were. Never. Never.

[Tom Griswold]

See you later, Tina.

[Josh Arnold]

For whatever reason, I assume more women do this than guys.

[Jess Hooker]

I would guess so. I think you're right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they hold on to it longer than.

[Josh Arnold]

And, well, I think they would get more of a kick out of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's an interesting. I wonder if we can find out.

[Jess Hooker]

What do guys do to get over women?

[Josh Arnold]

Murder, Drink.

[Jeff Bodart]

Get under another one.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a. There is a fair amount of murder.

[Chick McGee]

I thought I'd said the worst thing in the show today, and I was wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're. You're still pretty close. Still.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yourself.

[Chick McGee]

Short. Yeah. Pat Yale song about that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

About breakups.

[Chick McGee]

About.

[Tom Griswold]

About.

[Chick McGee]

No, about murder.

[Tom Griswold]

He has a whole. He has a whole book about breakup songs. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. What else you got?

[Jess Hooker]

A video of a tortoise is going viral after she's seen racing to get away from her shelter that was on fire. A. The social media account for Leo, the homeless tort, shared a video of the reptile.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the name's kind of sad, I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

Turtle, by definition, cannot be homeless. Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

They're living in their house.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a good point.

[Josh Arnold]

They're nature's mobile home.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

It shows her quickly crawling toward the camera as the shed goes up in flames in the background. Have you seen this video?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I mean, is it faster than we.

[Jess Hooker]

Would think it is? They're moving way faster than you think. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We have this thing. No. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jeff Bodart]

That's okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Her owner.

[Chick McGee]

There, we got it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

That poor thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's one pretty quick.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like it's. What is that? Like corrugated metal? Sheet metal?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. It looks just like turtle shell material.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I meant the shack in the back. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Fire. A motivator for many animals.

[Josh Arnold]

What if a tortoise doesn't like the tortoise shell pattern? You know what I mean? Like, I just want a nice matte black, but I always have to have tortoise shell. Go get a rhino shield.

[Tom Griswold]

Wake up and spray. Wake up again with this gold green.

[Josh Arnold]

A tortoise murdered out a question.

[Chick McGee]

That is correct. But that's the term. Those tortoise shell glasses they used to have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they still have.

[Chick McGee]

Were those really made from tortoise shells?

[Josh Arnold]

I would be surprised if so. But maybe back in the day I.

[Jess Hooker]

Thought it was just the pattern.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind a rhino horn.

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

But they're legit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Those. Yeah. Those are pricey.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know you had rhino.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a coffee table. It's an elephant tusk.

[Chick McGee]

It's gorgeous. It's just gorgeous.

[Jess Hooker]

But can't you.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if you. If you grind your rhino horn sunglasses into a fine powder and stored it, you'll get an erection.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

No matter. Even if you're looking at other guys. Whatever you're into.

[Jess Hooker]

But can't you read a tortoise shell? Isn't there a message? There's something like it. It's a. The design is specific and has something to do with nature. Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I assume it's a camouflage thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I had heard that. Is it the bottom of a turtle? Is it that part of the shell that tells you how old they are? And I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if that's true, but I just. I've heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought on the bottom of the shell it said this side down.

[Chick McGee]

Happy tortoise news. Now we do have a story this morning that I. A couple of lunatic women in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

You can just Say women, Just a couple.

[Chick McGee]

One of them has a skin care suggestion for you ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it semen?

[Tom Griswold]

Is she using worse? What? He said worse.

[Jess Hooker]

A woman in Australia says that she has transformed her health and her skin by drinking her own urine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

44 year old Ms. Lucy Aura claims that her unorthodox beauty regimen begin began in 2021 after meeting two beautiful healthy looking women who explain the unusual technique.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think I saw her on an Altoid commercial.

[Jess Hooker]

Miss Aura, the self proclaimed spiritual teacher.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about that?

[Chick McGee]

You really can't get a degree in that, can you?

[Jess Hooker]

No. She says that urine therapy has not only reprogrammed her gut, but it has also drastically improved her skin.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about this.

[Jess Hooker]

She said I loop most days, which means peeing in a cup and drinking it fresh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. She hadn't throw her legs over her head and do it. Do it fountain style.

[Tom Griswold]

That can't be good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean it's waste.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's what your body didn't need.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jeff Bodart]

She can make some money.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There she is.

[Chick McGee]

Piss America.

[Josh Arnold]

Piss America.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, even Kevin Costner in Waterworld it went through a purification. Yeah, he drank it again.

[Chick McGee]

Again.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I'd hate to see what she does with her boogers. You know she's recycling those.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, she said, what? I don't drink, I aim to catch in a jar and evolve.

[Josh Arnold]

Evolve.

[Jess Hooker]

She continues. I use the evolved urine on my hair and skin and I've even brushed my teeth and gargled with it.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody thinks she has a kid.

[Jeff Bodart]

Does she think maybe these two women that gave her the idea were just messing with her?

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe. Oh, she says she uses it in her ears, nose, eyes, and she even uses it as an enema.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're the. The peas. Homesick she's gonna be. She better be.

[Tom Griswold]

She's gonna turn herself inside out.

[Chick McGee]

If she doesn't, the pee gets close to where it started. Hello, I'm back. This is lunacy. Yeah, yeah, don't do this.

[Jeff Bodart]

I also wax my kitchen floor with.

[Jess Hooker]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Was the old. Remember the. When you were a kid, did you ever have that jingle? What was it? When you're pepsident. Anybody remember pepsid and toothpaste?

[Tom Griswold]

You'll wonder where the yellow went.

[Chick McGee]

When you brush your teeth with pepsident. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You'll wonder why my teeth are white like this. Because I brush my teeth with my own piss, man. Is that jingle. Is this pepsid and still out there?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is, but I don't think the jingle is out there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. This is. I remember that. Tasted really good as a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Pepsident did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It was real tasty. What do you use, may I ask?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I use two. One's called Smile Actives, and the other is called. You put that on top of another toothpaste, and I think that's just Crest brilliance or something.

[Chick McGee]

You use two together?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. It's a compound.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like. Is it like. Is it like Bondo? You gotta. You gotta put great on a cracker.

[Josh Arnold]

But I like them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they introduced stripe toothpaste when I was a kid, and I drove myself crazy trying to figure out how they put the stripe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was a thing. It was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that.

[Tom Griswold]

Couldn't get over it.

[Josh Arnold]

Did not have a stripe.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it did.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's much. That's. That's way out later.

[Chick McGee]

Is it still out there?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You must be able to get a striped.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you can. Aquafresh is a stripe now, I think. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, in any event, don't drink your urine, folks, but we have another wacko woman in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is the one you sent me yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

The woman who married the Eiffel Tower surname, changed her surname to Eiffel a decade ago, is ending her relationship with the monument.

[Chick McGee]

Remember this? We had this story. This lady, they had a. She had a ceremony, the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently, she had an affair with the Arc de triumph.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Ms. Erica Labrie identifies as an objectum. Sexual. Someone who develops.

[Josh Arnold]

Your honor, I object.

[Jess Hooker]

Someone who develops significant relationships with inanimate objects.

[Chick McGee]

She had a kid. I feel bad for the kid.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Rusty? I'll allow it.

[Jeff Bodart]

I thought you're gonna say his head's misshapen. No, Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Tom went with a joke.

[Jeff Bodart]

We did it, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

This lady is such a lunatic. I married the Eiffel Tower. Come on.

[Jess Hooker]

Ten years after a commitment ceremony.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, they did the whole thing. She went.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Stood at the tower.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this the thing you just love, Josh. A woman marries herself or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Just these. It's just I. I don't care for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Her relationship with the tower has ended, and she has since started a new one with an unnamed object.

[Tom Griswold]

Appear.

[Chick McGee]

I think she shipped the leaning tower a little bit of Viagra.

[Josh Arnold]

My boyfriend has Peronis.

[Jess Hooker]

She said of the tower, Eiffel will always have a place in my heart.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Well, that's good. There's no animus.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

She's still nuts. Wait a minute. He's still nuts and bolts over her.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she tried to make love to it. Like would kind of dry hump the. One of the girders or whatever. I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she wrote. She rubbed herself on it. Sure.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You have to get some kind of sexual pleasure from it. Right. Why else to marry it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Then we have the lady that married the ghost. Remember that? She married. She married a pirate ghost.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that was legit.

[Jess Hooker]

I think there was a guy that married his car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That's gonna be. Make sure that's been off for a while.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That tailpipe gets hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that would be sex. Was exhausted.

[Tom Griswold]

We said at the same time.

[Josh Arnold]

We both suck.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Calm down. You're both awful. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I looked this up. The Eiffel Tower was erected in 1889.

[Josh Arnold]

And they still haven't finished it. One day they'll drywall it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was erected before Larry King's first bonus owner. Oh, it's hard to believe. Only by two years. Right. Now let's. Speaking of which, we can make a graceful segue to this. I want to explain a word to you. The word is rug, yet it's R U G I E T Rougiet. I want you to get rug yet ready. What does that mean? Well, the stresses of life, maybe they're following you into the bedroom and Rougette's a little help for you. For example, you could be getting ready and then you would get a rougiet ready mint. And typically in about 15 minutes, you are in the moment, shall we say? You've heard of all these various ED products out there. Unlike other popular brands, Rougiet Ready is a next generation prescription treatment designed to help increase blood flow and prime your brain for arousal, etc. Etc. It's essentially three ingredients in one mint that dissolves under your tongue so it's absorbed fast. Most men are ready in about 15 minutes, so you can be present in the moment. Over 150,000 men have already tried rougiette and I'll spell it for you again, it's R U G I E T. Getting started is simple. Rougette will connect you with a physician online and then the treatment ships directly and discreetly to your door. Get all the details by going to Rug yet dot com. Bob and Tom, I urge you to do the slash. Bob and Tom, that'll knock 15% off your order and let them know that you heard about rug yet from us. Once again, it's R u g I e t rougiet.com bobandtom Easy to remember. Think of the word rug and then I it R u g I e t rug yet.com Bob and Rougette would like you to take your health back. Individual results may vary. Rougy at ready is a compounded prescription that is not FDA approved. Visit rougiet.com for full safety information. See if it's right for you. Rougiet r u g I e t rougiet.com bobandtom Coming up, we're gonna be visiting with our guests, the two Jeffs and perhaps maybe a song out of Patty J.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready?

[Chick McGee]

You got a little something in the some in the quiver.

[Pat Godwin]

You want something about breakups? I got something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good. Let's, let's hear it. When we come back to the the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the news center. There's Jeff Oskay. Hello. And Jeff Bonart. Hey, that's right, Jeff Comedy jam.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, tell him where the Jeff Comedy jam is going to take place. Valentine's Day evening.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And it's going to be in Illinois, in Marshall, Illinois.

[Tom Griswold]

Two shows. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Castle Finn Winery. They had to add an extra show to see Jeff Oskay and Jeff Bodart. By the way, way, if you can't make it there, Jeff Bodart has a new comedy special called your account is outstanding. Yes, it's on YouTube on the Open bar comedy channel.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. And down the road a piece, it's going to be the Pat Godwin dry bar comedy special. When's that coming out, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

February 21st.

[Jeff Bodart]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

All right, that's great. Right around the corner now.

[Josh Arnold]

And the Josh Arnold special on low bar will be coming out soon. There he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Coming on the same day on parallel ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how hard would you laugh, Tom, if you saw me on parallel bars?

[Pat Godwin]

It's all coming back to me now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we still have you on the the ninja.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I did give the ninja warrior, American ninja warrior course a try.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, I got to try.

[Josh Arnold]

It again the next time they come in town. I'm going to see if I can get a little further.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

How far did you get?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I felt I fell into the water immediately. I may as well have just jumped into the water.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I had never seen that show till they came here. And then I. It's. There's something about it. You turn. You start rooting for people.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. It's. It's all positivity. It's really cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's really. It really is fun. Now we have a another news story coming up before we take off. What do you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

We do.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought Pat had a song.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought I was done.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Are you ready? Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. We were from. I believe Pat has. Is this a breakup song? What is this?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You had your story before about what people do to exes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, this is the zoo where you can name your name animal dung after your ex, which is sad.

[Pat Godwin]

There's the breakup song by Greg Ken. Phenomenal. And then, of course, there's the bitter breakup song by moi.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, the ex got the house and my 401k what the fa fa fa fa fa fa took all of my furniture, half my pay what the FA FA FA FA FA FA she took me to court, cut me down to size with the FA FA FA FA FA FA Now I only see the kids court supervise with the FA FA.

[Chick McGee]

FA FA.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't fight her like this anymore that woman knows how to settle the score oh. She slept with my boss and asked my friends what the fuff said I was a three, they were nine and tens Shut the fuff Took all the appliances and left the cat and with.

[Chick McGee]

The fuffle but.

[Pat Godwin]

Now I'm chasing Puddy at the laundromat. I should have never called her a. That doesn't read very well in court. The bitter breakup song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you, Pat. Wow. That is. I love the original bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

The late, great Greg Kin. Remember that huge hit he had with a Jeopardy.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. So what did he have those two. And then he was like, all right, I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

The albums were all connected, right? Conspiracy. And he was great.

[Chick McGee]

And he was a. He ended up being a radio host in San Francisco.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I did not know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We. We have another urine story to tie it all together. I'll. I'll give it to you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pee on us, baby.

[Chick McGee]

A paramedic in Maryland is in custody after allegedly urinating onto items at his workplace, including the ice maker and a pot of chili. What WBAL TV reports the paramedic, a Mr. Christopher Carroll, recorded himself committing the acts and posted the videos online where he charged customers $7 a month to watch them. Oh my God. So obviously someone is going to identify this guy. So he was this paramedic and this.

[Tom Griswold]

Was a subscription service?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Patreon or something.

[Jess Hooker]

It must have been point of view, like from his like waist down.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh God, I never thought of it. Oh, that's even worse. Yeah, he intentionally urinated, allegedly, I should say, on multiple items used by his co workers, including his supervisor's keyboard, a communal coffee creamer in the fridge and the large ice machine. Additional videos show him contaminating a carton of orange juice, hand soap in the bathroom, a person's chapstick.

[Jeff Bodart]

Oh my.

[Chick McGee]

A pot of chili and into the air conditioning vent. He's been charged in a 23 count criminal indictment.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

That's gross.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, no bail. What a pisser.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, oh man.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that is brutal. I don't know what to say.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's rough, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, maybe we could do your song next time, Pat, the classic John Fox tribute song.

[Tom Griswold]

Song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. Remember that one?

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

One of my favorite, great line, don't eat the mayonnaise. That's such a, such a class.

[Jess Hooker]

I obviously haven't urinated on anything here. But there, there was someone who worked here for a long time who was a womanizer and a flirt and kind of a jerk. And I found out he was allergic to peanuts. And so I kept a jar of peanuts at my desk.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, they were delicious.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Dean Repellent. I mean, whoever, whoever that person was.

[Chick McGee]

I like the way he picked the last guy on earth who would never do that. Don't forget the two Jeffs, Castle Finn Winery, Marshall, Illinois, Saturday night. And then Simplicity Furniture, Valentine's Day evening, a special show in Evansville, Indiana with Willie G. And Patty G. G, Willie G. Sitting in here tomorrow. Thanks for joining us here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

It's the biggest game on the planet.

[Jim Rome]

And nobody breaks it down like Jim Rome.

[Josh Arnold]

Super bowl run.

[Chick McGee]

Who do you think will be the last one standing this year?

[Jim Rome]

Fearless debate and the best, best callers in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care what you say. Defense went Super Bowl.

[Chick McGee]

That defense absolutely is super bowl caliber. The quarterbacking sure as hell wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the spitfire of sports Smack.

[Chick McGee]

A lot to get to, and I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you.

[Tom Griswold]

Like all of it or not.

[Chick McGee]

I have a job to do.

[Jim Rome]

The Jim Rome Show.

[Chick McGee]

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