
The BOB & TOM Show - February 13, 2025
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Tom Griswold
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Chick McGee
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Christy Lee
It's the Bob and Tom Show. Daytona500o hey there Mr. Ampersand, what's the.
Pat Godwin
Deal there with your foot?
Christy Lee
You got a cast upon it and you ain't walking good. I was dancing with my own true love Once you done appear A wet landed hard upon my toe and squashed that sucker flat Cause I'm Daton the 500 pound woman. I'm Datin a 500 pound gal. I'm Daton a 500 pound purtiest gal I ever found. I'm Daytona 500 pound gal. Hey there Mr. Ampersand what's the deal there with your neck? You got a brace upon it and now you look like a wreck. My true love was spinning me around when she dropped me by mistake. I guess she lost her concentration when someone yelled chocolate cake. Oh I'm Daytona 500 pound of woman cuz I'm Dayton 500 pound cow. I'm Daytona 500 pound birdiest thing I ever found. I'm Daytona 500 pound gown I'm Daytona 500 pounds. Ho ho ho, big guy. My gosh. That was Haywood Banks.
Josh Arnold
I believe that was Dash Ambers Heywood.
Pat Godwin
On guitar, though it's. It's a common mistake, much the way people think that.
Christy Lee
Is that what we're doing?
Pat Godwin
McCartney and Lennon wrote something when. Of course it's a Georgie. Sure.
Christy Lee
Sorry, there's not that much difference between the voices.
Pat Godwin
Don't we have some. Don't we have some obscure.
Christy Lee
Hi, welcome. George Harrison Music oh, hi, it's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.
Ace Cosby
Buckle in kids.
Pat Godwin
There's Pat this is, I think, the best look you've had in weeks. You look so good today.
Ace Cosby
Oh, thank you.
Pat Godwin
Look at how you got. How cute she looks with those big horizontal stripes.
Christy Lee
She. He looked at her sweater when she walked in the studio and said, that's a great color on you. Yeah. And I go, what are the colors on your skin?
Jeff Oskay
Great color on you.
Pat Godwin
It makes your. It makes your beautiful blonde hair stick out.
Christy Lee
Hear him scrambling.
Pat Godwin
I gotta think of something. Whereas Pat is wearing vomit green.
Jeff Oskay
It's called Heather green.
Ace Cosby
Heather.
Pat Godwin
That's hideous. It looks like cat vom.
Christy Lee
Actually, he's wearing a Patagonia shirt. And the nation of Patagonia has risen up against you, Mr. Griswold. The house of Representatives and the Senate of Patagonia.
Josh Arnold
Absolutely.
Ace Cosby
Can you unzip that zipper and see if your phone fits in there?
Christy Lee
I've got all.
Pat Godwin
Now, see my. I have one. So I have a hoodie like that.
Christy Lee
All kinds of information.
Pat Godwin
Will your phone fit in there? Okay, mine. It won't fit. I bought a Patagonia hoodie and it's got that zipper up here and it won't hold a phone. What are they thinking?
Christy Lee
Explanation coming during the letters segment.
Ace Cosby
Okay, great.
Christy Lee
They are not happy with you, Tom.
Pat Godwin
Well, they are. It's a terrible design.
Ace Cosby
Maybe you got the wrong body.
Pat Godwin
Every human being on earth is carrying a phone with the Nation. If you're going to put. If you're going to put a. An inner zip pocket in something, make it big enough to hold a phone.
Christy Lee
The nation of Patagonia is listening to you.
Jeff Oskay
You don't want to.
Pat Godwin
I'd watch it for 200 bucks. They can get me one that works.
Josh Arnold
Josh Arnold is also here. There's Chick McGee.
Tom Griswold
Where?
Josh Arnold
Ace Cosby across the way.
Christy Lee
Tom, doesn't Patagonia sound like a Marx Brothers country?
Josh Arnold
Is it not the name of the one that.
Christy Lee
Fredonia.
Josh Arnold
Fredonia, yes. Yeah, I love that.
Christy Lee
I was online.
Josh Arnold
He does about. I'm against it is.
Christy Lee
I was online last night looking at places to move and there's Fredonia street in Studio City in Los Angeles.
Pat Godwin
Cool.
Christy Lee
So I'm based on that. I might move to whatever it is.
Pat Godwin
Anything be funnier than.
Josh Arnold
That's wonderful.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Sorry.
Christy Lee
Go ahead.
Pat Godwin
Let's see. Did you finish your introductions?
Christy Lee
Josh did. He jumped right in. This is a team, baby.
Pat Godwin
Now, we were discussing the fact that there's. There tends to be some confusion about certain things. For example, remember when Sinatra. Sinatra famously says this is another Lennon McCartney song and he sings George Harrison song something. Now don't you have a sample of that over there.
Christy Lee
You hear what? He's trying to do something. We started something. That was fun.
Pat Godwin
Okay, Don't.
Christy Lee
Spontaneous.
Pat Godwin
He.
Christy Lee
He tries to grab his.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I got it over here.
Christy Lee
You do not. Who did that? What the hell is that?
Ace Cosby
Agent man.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's Mr. Personality. Johnny Rivers. I love this guy.
Pat Godwin
Who lives a life of danger.
Christy Lee
Nobod cares. Johnny.
Pat Godwin
He stays a stranger.
Ace Cosby
Stuff it yourself, guitar.
Pat Godwin
I love this song.
Christy Lee
Just play one good note here.
Pat Godwin
Here comes the hook. Stand by. I'm playing this for a reason. They've given you a number and taken away a name.
Jeff Oskay
I never noticed the light clapping in the background.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it's kind of a River staple.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, Josh pointed that out yesterday. There's a bunch of them where he does that.
Josh Arnold
I love that.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, Beach Boys do that in a couple tunes too. They just have a bunch of drunks in the studio. All right, everybody.
Josh Arnold
That's great, too.
Pat Godwin
No, I think it's fun.
Josh Arnold
They kind of started laughing doing Barbara.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Got this letter.
Christy Lee
Why did you play that?
Pat Godwin
Because it affects me. Responding to Brianna in Paragould, Arkansas, who was kind enough to take the time to write. Are you gonna criticize the name of her time?
Christy Lee
No, I'm just.
Ace Cosby
Sounds like a flower.
Pat Godwin
Might be Paragould. I don't know. She goes. I'm in my 30s. I was introduced to the song Secret Agent man in the movie Ace. Vintage. Excuse me. Ace Venturo. When nature Calls. I mentioned this because I'm not the only one.
Christy Lee
Excuse me. Did you say White Devil? It's the way they know you.
Josh Arnold
Bumblebee Tuna. Bumblebee Tuna.
Pat Godwin
I was not aware that that song was used there.
Ace Cosby
I don't think you've seen Ace Ventura.
Pat Godwin
That's why I was not aware of that.
Christy Lee
Have you seen Ace Ventura? It's. It's pretty fun. Yeah, it's good.
Pat Godwin
I haven't, but I. I love the song. Secret Agent Man. Summer Rain. One of my favorites of all time. Johnny Rivers.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Especially. They have that break with. Everyone was playing Sgt. Pepper's the only Hertz club band. And they do that sergeant Pepper esque thing. Oh, that's beautiful.
Josh Arnold
Midnight Special. He's got a ton of good.
Ace Cosby
Just let him go.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Well, I'm. I'm sorry. We. Would you like to regale us with sporting news? I'm kidding. I don't.
Christy Lee
I got. I got a problem with the Dodgers. They're opening the season in Japan. March 18th and 19th. So they're getting there. Rotation set They've got.
Pat Godwin
Aren't most of their players from there now?
Christy Lee
That's exactly right. There are two of their pitchers. Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Roki Sasaki are the likely starting pitchers for the Dodgers. I got a big problem with Roki Sasaki.
Ace Cosby
What's that?
Christy Lee
His first name is spelled R O K I.
Pat Godwin
So what's wrong with that?
Christy Lee
Rocky. Rocky Sasaki. How good is that name?
Josh Arnold
It's better than.
Jeff Oskay
He's a lot better.
Ace Cosby
And he goes with Roki.
Christy Lee
He's going with Roki. That's dumb.
Ace Cosby
Roki Karaoke.
Pat Godwin
Wow.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it should be rookie karaoke.
Christy Lee
If it's going to be Sasaki, it's got to be Rocky.
Pat Godwin
You're saying you're pronounced as the ooh and the O?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, my friend Kirk Koontz, I had the same problem with him.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's a shame.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I urged him to.
Christy Lee
Oh, look, here's more.
Pat Godwin
Johnny Rivers.
Christy Lee
I'm skittered. I'm sorry.
Pat Godwin
That's what I wanted. That's my chick.
Jeff Oskay
I watched the documentary last night.
Christy Lee
Skinner. Didn't Ed King and Ronnie Van Zandt remind you of me and Tom?
Jeff Oskay
Boy, they go at it.
Pat Godwin
I can remember.
Christy Lee
I haven't broken a lamp and held it up to his neck yet, but I'm thinking about it.
Pat Godwin
I could remember I was living in New York city in the 70s before these guys became. Before Skinner became big. I can remember seeing an ad in the Village Voice about this band that it said the Three Guitar Army. Yeah, that sounds interesting.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And boy, was it ever. And is it ever Now Coming up, Christie Lee, you want to give us a little tease? What's going on over there in the world of news with your beautiful sweater?
Ace Cosby
Let's see, we have profanity laced fortune cookies back in the news. You know, that's never good.
Pat Godwin
Well, that's always funny.
Ace Cosby
Well, until it happens to you. If you don't.
Pat Godwin
Admittedly, if. If you know that they're going to be adult fortune cookies. Certainly. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
If you know. But if you didn't know.
Pat Godwin
Well, wait till you read. Have you read all the way down to the bottom?
Ace Cosby
No, I haven't.
Pat Godwin
I just. The last one they cite is rather.
Ace Cosby
Oh, my God.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, see, you better make sure the kids don't get that one.
Ace Cosby
Nosferatu is in the news today.
Pat Godwin
I got that for you, Josh.
Ace Cosby
Oh, is the original movie a silent film?
Josh Arnold
It is, yeah.
Ace Cosby
It came upon. It came up on a midnight clear. It showed up on my Netflix or something. Did you watch it? And I go, I think that might be silent because I don't hear any words.
Josh Arnold
Count Orlok is the most terrifying.
Ace Cosby
He is a scary looking dude.
Pat Godwin
And we have an interesting story about the makeup used and.
Josh Arnold
Oh, and the new one.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, and one. One particularly interesting aspect of Count Warlock.
Josh Arnold
Ah, that's something that the others don't have.
Pat Godwin
Yes, you have. And you have seen this. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Josh Arnold
Absolutely.
Pat Godwin
Okay, good. And then we have a request for a song from you and Patty G involving a story we had about a wedding a couple days ago. So we'll certainly get to that. Are there any highlights in the world of sports?
Christy Lee
Highlights?
Pat Godwin
Like just a quick teaser. Like, I don't want to.
Christy Lee
I just did the Japanese. We're starting baseball in March.
Pat Godwin
That's certainly good.
Christy Lee
Dodgers and the Cubs.
Pat Godwin
And then we.
Christy Lee
Would you send me and Josh to cover that March 18? Cubs, Dodgers.
Pat Godwin
Aren't we.
Christy Lee
How long would it take to get a. Get us to Japan?
Ace Cosby
We have to be.
Pat Godwin
I think. Yeah. We have two special shows.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you can do it.
Pat Godwin
By that, we're going to be into Cincinnati and Toledo celebrating the opening of the baseball season that week.
Christy Lee
What's a week after that?
Pat Godwin
Oh, it is.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Yeah. March 18th. That's a week before the world.
Pat Godwin
You just want to go to Tokyo.
Jeff Oskay
Boy, who wouldn't want.
Christy Lee
Oh, Tokyo.
Josh Arnold
I don't want to watch the Cubs.
Christy Lee
I'm sorry.
Pat Godwin
Welcome to the. Welcome to the ugly America.
Christy Lee
I feel the exact same way about anything. You talk to me about anything about Dallas Cowboys and I'm immediately.
Ace Cosby
You're not going to London to see.
Christy Lee
The Cowboys play as anything.
Pat Godwin
So you could go.
Christy Lee
I wouldn't.
Pat Godwin
Your favorite. Your favorite place is London, but you go to see the Dallas Cowboys, you choose not to go.
Christy Lee
I would.
Pat Godwin
Shoot.
Christy Lee
I would choose not to go. I feel, as a matter of fact, anybody from the NFC East. No, thank you.
Pat Godwin
I would feel the same way if Giants. I would feel the same way of London, one of my favorite places. My sister lives there. But if I knew that Kendrick Lamar was doing the halftime show, I wouldn't go.
Christy Lee
Oh, we're back to that.
Pat Godwin
That's right. It sucks. No, it'll admit it. They're.
Christy Lee
No, no. Here we go. Ready? Here's something just for Tom. No, not yet.
Pat Godwin
We'll do it when we get back.
Christy Lee
It's easier. My Tom's rants made me think of something my grandfather wrote in 1940. It's easier to be critical than to be correct. Thanks for helping me wake up with a smile every morning. Except Tom That's Bob in Turlock, California.
Pat Godwin
Okay, well that's very nice. Wrong, but very nice.
Christy Lee
I threw and they accept. Tom.
Pat Godwin
Okay, now we have. The problem is in our culture no one can be critical of anything without being attacked. We have a good reason to go on a vacation. Notice to put in those earbuds from Raycon.
Christy Lee
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Pat Godwin
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Pat Godwin
Thank you very much. And coming up a bunch of really interesting things going on out there. We'll be, we'll be passing them along to you. We got a song from Patty G. I do want to remind everybody that Willie G, Patty G. And Jeff Oskay are going to be doing a special show in Evansville, Indiana the night after Valentine's Day. That's this Saturday night at PAT Cos. Let's get the details and should be a great show. I know Willie's all excited about going there. He's going to be here tomorrow.
Ace Cosby
Make it a Valentine's Day weekend. Oh the tickets in the card on Friday. My songs are about with a nice rose.
Pat Godwin
You can do your love songs.
Jeff Oskay
I'm with my love set.
Christy Lee
Lighthouse.
Ace Cosby
Lighthouse.
Pat Godwin
Oh yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Open with it now.
Pat Godwin
Are you gonna do a pants on or pants off?
Jeff Oskay
You know I haven't, I haven't decided yet.
Pat Godwin
People in the front row. It's like a Gallagher show.
Jeff Oskay
I have to get into the tanning bed before I take them.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Oh, oh, oh.
Jeff Oskay
All righty.
Pat Godwin
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Christy Lee
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Christy Lee
Ah, boy, that's tasted good. A shot right before you go back on the air. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby.
Pat Godwin
What's your blues name?
Christy Lee
Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
If you were a blues artist, who would you be?
Christy Lee
Low down chick.
Pat Godwin
Low down McGee, let's go down. I like that.
Christy Lee
Dirty, dirty, dirty. Low down.
Pat Godwin
What. What town were you born in?
Christy Lee
Columbus, Ohio, the home of broadcast English.
Jeff Oskay
He wants to Palomas.
Ace Cosby
Why would you say Biloxi?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, you gotta. You gotta have some with a little bit of sauce to it, don't you? Columbus is a little bit too bland.
Christy Lee
Low down McGee from Columbus, Ohio. See?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I like that.
Christy Lee
The vanilla opinions. Vanilla people.
Pat Godwin
Tommy G from the Delta country. Baker Heights, Ohio.
Christy Lee
Sometimes I nod off between column and bus.
Pat Godwin
Oh, bland.
Christy Lee
Home of the national champion Buckeyes, by gosh.
Pat Godwin
There you go. There you go.
Christy Lee
Yeah, they made a hire yesterday. Maybe I'll tell you later.
Pat Godwin
Okay, good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's nice to be here. I look around the room and I can't help but notice how. How nice Christy looks today.
Ace Cosby
What do you need, 20 bucks? I got it.
Pat Godwin
Don't lie to me. You obviously had some extra time this morning. Your makeup is perfect. Your hair looks good.
Christy Lee
Today's crotch will be bangs. Christy, how great you.
Pat Godwin
Your bangs are just the right thing. You didn't walk in and start pitching about the poster.
Christy Lee
Letters. We get letters.
Ace Cosby
Are we going to bring that up on the air?
Christy Lee
Oh, did you see the worst picture.
Ace Cosby
In the history of the world taking in my office? I got here a little early today because I was worried about the weather and I heard screaming like I never couldn't.
Christy Lee
I couldn't believe it.
Ace Cosby
Never.
Christy Lee
It was almost like. And I'm sure this could never happen, but it was almost like they did it on purpose.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I didn't notice it.
Pat Godwin
We. This is. What do they call it? The beta test.
Christy Lee
And I swear to you, I never say anything about my picture. I. You can't do anything about it.
Ace Cosby
These are like Andy Warhol type, but.
Pat Godwin
And this is. This is not the final version.
Ace Cosby
Thank God.
Pat Godwin
This is the beta. Yours. I think yours looks nice. Everyone else's looks good. Josh, you look great in your picture, Ace. I. I switched aces out so he'd be happy.
Ace Cosby
I want to see it on the door.
Christy Lee
Blind though.
Pat Godwin
It's blind. Ace Cosby.
Christy Lee
There it is.
Ace Cosby
I. The only thing I did notice was the blue eyeshadow on you.
Pat Godwin
Chicken?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
What the hell is that?
Jeff Oskay
I said nothing, but, oh, no, that's good, Tom.
Pat Godwin
But I went. It's supposed to be. It's a portrait.
Christy Lee
It's a great picture of John, if.
Pat Godwin
You guys would understand how art works.
Josh Arnold
You look like me.
Christy Lee
No, your picture is great.
Josh Arnold
Oh, is it?
Christy Lee
Okay, yeah.
Pat Godwin
In this way, chicks looks like the. That Sergeant Garcia in. In Zorro was in a gay bar in New York City in 1979 auditioning for the Village.
Christy Lee
It looks like a picture you took when I was 3:30 instead of what I am now. So it's not.
Pat Godwin
I didn't take the. I'm sorry. PJ did it. And I wasn't there for the actual photograph. I just get pictures and do this to them and it's a. It's a poster for our forthcoming adventure. We're going to be at the Riverside Casino and Resort doing this show. By the way, we'll be passing out these posters.
Christy Lee
By the way. Passing out the posters.
Pat Godwin
Coming up on the 21st of February. It's a couple of weeks from tomorrow, right?
Ace Cosby
Yeah. Okay.
Pat Godwin
Wait a minute.
Josh Arnold
What is next week, isn't it?
Pat Godwin
Oh, it's a week. Sorry.
Ace Cosby
Tomorrow. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
How many people do I have to tell? I'm not a human calendar. Now we have a request.
Ace Cosby
Recovered. You've recovered very well, Chick. I was really worried about being in the.
Christy Lee
Being angry about the photo.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's. This is the. What do you. This is the test pressing we're doing. We're going to tweak it today so everybody's happy.
Ace Cosby
Take a new picture of him.
Pat Godwin
I already did. I've already sent it over.
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Pat Godwin
I took it about 20 minutes ago.
Ace Cosby
Good.
Christy Lee
So with it, given that. Well, that's when the posters will be ready. A week after we were in Riverside.
Pat Godwin
I'll have it this afternoon. Thank you to my Buddy Sean at FedEx. We're gonna have them for you this afternoon. Now, Pat, we have a request for you. Let me see if I can find this story. Yeah, he had a story. Christy. Here it is. Oh, here it is. About Taco Bell in Vegas. They're doing a wedding package. And since it's the romance season, this is according to KSNV. For $777, you can get married at the wedding chapel on the second floor of the Taco Bell Cantina in Las Vegas. And the officiant, the dude that will do the marrying is Sergeant Garcia from Zorro. No, it's an Elvis impersonator. I wanted to do a relatable.
Christy Lee
Sergeant Garcia, how many Elvis impersonators are working in Las Vegas?
Ace Cosby
That's a great question.
Jeff Oskay
There's quite a few.
Christy Lee
A hundred. Is that too high?
Ace Cosby
Else would you work if you were an Elvis in person?
Josh Arnold
I think that Memphis would have a couple.
Christy Lee
There's a. There's a. There's a good.
Pat Godwin
There's a really good one here. I've seen them put gas in it.
Christy Lee
Isn't that like the silver. The Silver Bell Chapel or something where two or three Elvis's work.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really? Yeah, that's the famous one.
Christy Lee
Full time get married by Elvis.
Pat Godwin
The sign says, but yeah, you. So if you're there, you have to. You have to bring your own marriage.
Ace Cosby
License and you have to call four hours in advance.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, that's what kills me. You know, it can be tough finding a place to get married. Oh, by the way, you've got to call four hours in advance.
Christy Lee
Will you marry me? I'll give you four hours.
Jeff Oskay
Give you four hours to sober up.
Ace Cosby
That's right. That might be right.
Pat Godwin
I'm trying to think. Oh, one of the favorites of our visitors and guests who's no longer with us, who got married suddenly in Vegas and then realized a little bit later on that he was actually gay. Remember, I'm talking about.
Christy Lee
No, no.
Pat Godwin
Sounds like Kevin Meaney. Remember that? Great story. Oh, God, that guy was as funny as anyone.
Christy Lee
You said you try coming out to your parents. Huh? Try to come out. Coming out to your wife.
Pat Godwin
Well, Pat, I have a request here saying. Does Pat have a tribute to fat Elvis?
Jeff Oskay
Of course I do. Yeah, I have a song called. Called Fat Elves.
Christy Lee
Hey, the guitar's working.
Jeff Oskay
Hot dog. If you're going down to Memphis, you really have to see him frozen in time in his homegrown mausoleum. And the only photos of him are all rockabilly thin shaking those hips with a microphone in his hand. There are no pictures. Pictures of fat Elvis at Graceland. Oh, no. There are no pictures of fat Elvis in Graceland. I swiped right on Tinder. Now we're on a date when the lady quite politely inquires about my weight. Cause the only photos of me are when I was thin and 33. She thought I'd be a younger, more handsome man. I told her there are no pictures of Fat Godwin on my Instagram.
Pat Godwin
On.
Jeff Oskay
The walls of Graceland Thinner officer, rocking and rolling. You won't see him in that jumpsuit with his belly overflowing. So like the images of him in my pictures, I'm always thin. My profile photo is me and my high school band. There are no pictures fat Elvis. And no camera shots of my flabby pelvis. No pictures of fat Elvis at Graceland. Come on, fellas, let's get something to eat.
Pat Godwin
And that's based on a true story, right? When you go to Graceland, they don't have wiped.
Jeff Oskay
It's all thin Elvis.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Did you see. Did you see the Elvis movie recently?
Ace Cosby
I did with Austin Butler.
Pat Godwin
That one, he's amazing. Then at the end, they have the real Elvis. Kind of a sad thing where he comes out at the piano and he's. It's the bloated. Yeah, that fat Elvis. Kind of. Kind of sad. Really?
Ace Cosby
Yeah, very sad.
Christy Lee
Actually, that looks like the picture of chick on the latest poster.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, being corrected. You know something, though? I did.
Christy Lee
I did, honest to gosh. The only reason I mentioned it, because it was so bad. It's absolutely hilarious.
Pat Godwin
I'm having it.
Christy Lee
Absolutely.
Pat Godwin
I did do. I did ten test prints.
Christy Lee
Coffee. Bring me that poster.
Josh Arnold
Ten test.
Ace Cosby
Ten test prints.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Jason. Jason. I think they're in my office. I think.
Christy Lee
I thought it was on the door.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I don't want him to tear it down, rip it off off the wall.
Christy Lee
Who the hell cares?
Pat Godwin
Where did I put them?
Christy Lee
Up your ass. They didn't know where it was.
Pat Godwin
Okay, there's not. There's. There's not room up there.
Ace Cosby
All I noticed.
Pat Godwin
That's where I've got that bust of your mother.
Christy Lee
Okay, now you're really barking up the wrong. Then he talked about my mother and I laughed harder.
Pat Godwin
I did some tests.
Ace Cosby
10 test pressings.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, they're a dollar a piece or something.
Jeff Oskay
So you got that kind of money.
Pat Godwin
And at any event, we'll have the real posters, you know, and this was.
Christy Lee
Just after last week when Christy was complimenting me on how much weight I'd lost.
Ace Cosby
And you look so good.
Pat Godwin
Fantastic.
Christy Lee
You saw the picture a long time ago. Me and did the now. And there I am right in the middle. You can't miss me.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Jeff Oskay
Josh, you got to see this.
Pat Godwin
Now the.
Josh Arnold
I'm looking right at it.
Pat Godwin
It's. The poster. Says it's in honor of our live broadcast.
Christy Lee
Action is correct.
Pat Godwin
We're all. We treated him in that kind of Andy Warhol esque way.
Christy Lee
Look, Jess is cute, of course. Pat's handsome. Oscar is amazing. And Josh Arnold doing an incredible DJ Dangler impression.
Pat Godwin
Josh, we got his beard purple. We got his hair blonde.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that. That one's me.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, exactly.
Christy Lee
And then I'm there and there's. I've been swollen with malaria.
Pat Godwin
And there are six weeks.
Christy Lee
And there are two hidden surprises here.
Ace Cosby
He looks like he's in a bad drag show, by the way.
Christy Lee
And their smaller pictures at the bottom.
Josh Arnold
Are who's not everybody you've ever met.
Christy Lee
That our amazing support.
Pat Godwin
Josh. We have a large support staff here. Arguably you're aware of that, which will.
Josh Arnold
Be at this thing.
Christy Lee
MVP Eddie Hazel are super duper engineers. Possibly the most handsome man on the planet.
Ace Cosby
Probably right. Yeah, he's very handsome.
Christy Lee
He looks like his face is melting.
Pat Godwin
I don't know what's going on.
Christy Lee
Good God. Oh, and of course, Tom looks like he's running for office.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Yes. Tom is perfect.
Christy Lee
Brilliant white.
Jeff Oskay
I look like I'm celebrating mess with himself at all.
Pat Godwin
I'm celebrating my pontificate. I think that's.
Jeff Oskay
I have green hair with like a Mangala hairstyle.
Josh Arnold
It's kind of cool.
Christy Lee
Pat got slimed.
Pat Godwin
Look at that. Pat should be happy. I have. I. PJ gave Pat more hair than Mo Howard of the three students.
Jeff Oskay
I should have left it like that.
Pat Godwin
You wish you had that. It's like. It's like you've got your bangs in your eyes. The last time you had bangs in your eyes, they were not yours.
Jeff Oskay
It was someone else.
Ace Cosby
And they found the hidden. Hidden things, too.
Pat Godwin
He'll never find it.
Jeff Oskay
Well, those are all.
Christy Lee
Well, when I was 12, at Torch Lake in Michigan, I found a rock that was shaped just like an egg and I put it on the poster. Now, if you can find it.
Pat Godwin
I knew I found some on Torch Lake, of course. Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Jeff Oskay
He showed one of the secrets to me. You're going to be very surprised.
Pat Godwin
You know, Ginger Z, the meteorologist on abc, actually mentioned Petoskey, Michigan on the air the other day.
Ace Cosby
Is that why you love her so much? I love her.
Pat Godwin
She's gorgeous. Is this.
Christy Lee
Is this a picture of me when I was in Michigan or when you guys were in Michigan and I was. I don't know.
Pat Godwin
I don't know. PJ just grabbed these from the file.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Ace Cosby
You really.
Christy Lee
What is it, Ace?
Josh Arnold
May I look at it?
Christy Lee
If you can ask me.
Pat Godwin
Are you going to look. Are you looking for the. The hidden secret in this thing? The point is we will have the new versions of these.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Pat Godwin
When we are. This is celebrating our special live broadcast from the Riverside Casino and golfers sort coming up.
Josh Arnold
So glad to be part of the support staff. I said the same thing.
Jeff Oskay
I was a little worried about the Placement of that.
Pat Godwin
See, no matter what you do, not everybody's happy when you.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you said everybody at the bottom is.
Christy Lee
I said it and I meant it.
Pat Godwin
Mr.
Christy Lee
Gratitude.
Pat Godwin
Ace.
Christy Lee
Cosmic.
Pat Godwin
I mean, I could take everybody off and just have me.
Ace Cosby
There you go.
Christy Lee
That'd be fun.
Jeff Oskay
That picture is great.
Christy Lee
That would be fine. You. You don't just leave. You and D people.
Pat Godwin
All the people on the bottom are. Are background people. I' yes, but, Ace, you're not going to be at the broadcast. Okay?
Christy Lee
No joke.
Pat Godwin
Well, yeah, we'll.
Christy Lee
We'll muddle through without your joke of the day.
Ace Cosby
We'll do it. We'll do it.
Pat Godwin
We'll do it remotely.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Jeff can do it.
Christy Lee
He's on there.
Pat Godwin
Or Jeff's gonna be.
Jeff Oskay
I told you that was gonna be trouble when I saw it.
Josh Arnold
He said out loud the support staffs at the bottom.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's exactly right. You are support staff death.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Okay.
Ace Cosby
We love you, Ace.
Pat Godwin
We'll. We'll post.
Christy Lee
I wish. He means her.
Pat Godwin
Okay, we will. We're adjusting that. If everyone. I knew. I knew everyone wouldn't be happy.
Josh Arnold
I kind of like the punk rock look I have.
Pat Godwin
I think it's great.
Christy Lee
Yeah, DJ Dangler's a great looking guy.
Pat Godwin
Why wouldn't you like that picture? So anyway.
Ace Cosby
Well, you kind of look like you're in a Dr. Seuss movie or something. With the green hair.
Josh Arnold
A little jokery.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I like it.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, it's. It's fun. Well, you'll be seeing. I think we'll get that posted so you can check it out.
Christy Lee
Oh, thank you.
Pat Godwin
We do have our T shirt that we're selling.
Christy Lee
We do absolutely have to put that up somewhere so people can see what the problem was.
Ace Cosby
Chick doesn't look anything. He has never looked better in his entire life.
Christy Lee
I don't know why you. Look at that face.
Jeff Oskay
Look how good he looks.
Christy Lee
Look at my face.
Pat Godwin
I just took a picture of him 20 minutes ago. We're going to use that. It's either that or a picture of my ass. And I'm not sure if people can tell the difference.
Christy Lee
True enough. All right.
Pat Godwin
Oh, his eyebrows are bigger than my ass. Here.
Jeff Oskay
How's everybody?
Pat Godwin
Happy now?
Jeff Oskay
I dare you to put your ass on the phone.
Pat Godwin
Maybe that's the hidden thing.
Christy Lee
Yeah, hide your ass. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Maybe that isn't Kostaki. Maybe that's my big toe. I don't know. Yeah, there's, there's, there's a couple of interesting people on there. It's just fond.
Josh Arnold
Well, good.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Where was I? We have. Oh, we have to do our lettered segment now.
Ace Cosby
Oh, I have a letter from yesterday. Okay, wait a minute.
Pat Godwin
I've got our temporary letters music.
Christy Lee
Again with this.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
A lot of betas today.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Yes, that's Josh Arnold. Josh Harold in the Beta sidekick chair. Okay, this is our letters music. Go ahead.
Ace Cosby
Christy, you were talking about DJing prompt high school dances.
Pat Godwin
Yes, I used to DJ high school dances.
Ace Cosby
True story. This is from somebody that refers to not be named Tom. DJed my after prom in 1984.
Pat Godwin
Wow.
Christy Lee
Please say you. You slept with her.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, no, it's a guy. And he said I did not manage to cop a feel, however.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I know.
Ace Cosby
I feel.
Pat Godwin
So we were talking about the. The Journey song that begins with the phrase circus life. It's faithfully. And that was the one you'd put on as a DJ at the prom. And that was when the. The dance floor would fill up with people doing the slow dances.
Christy Lee
Sure.
Ace Cosby
You know, because every guy knows how to slow dance, so that's.
Pat Godwin
And I think my point was there'd be a. A cop to feel here and there. Josh, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
It was tough to cop a feel at the dances, though. The teachers were all around.
Ace Cosby
Really?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
What does it leave space for the Holy Spirit or something?
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah, well, that. Yeah. Catholic dance.
Pat Godwin
What?
Ace Cosby
Oh, the Catholic dances.
Christy Lee
You're not supposed to hold space.
Ace Cosby
You can't be too close.
Pat Godwin
It was weird for me. I went to an all boys high school.
Ace Cosby
That explains a lot.
Christy Lee
None of us are surprised.
Jeff Oskay
Sorry, Bill, about the awkward boner I left.
Pat Godwin
I'm not leaving space for the Holy Spirit. It's for my annoying erection. No, I. We took ladies to our prom.
Ace Cosby
Oh, good. That's nice to hear.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Okay, well, who was your prom date? Do you remember? Remember?
Pat Godwin
Oh, absolutely.
Ace Cosby
What was her name?
Pat Godwin
I'm not gonna.
Ace Cosby
Come on, you can't say her first name.
Christy Lee
It was what's her face who lived across the street. Right.
Pat Godwin
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
She was lovely. Lovely person. I don't remember.
Ace Cosby
Did you guys stay in a hotel that night?
Pat Godwin
Oh, God, are you kidding?
Jeff Oskay
No, he did in the car.
Pat Godwin
No. Coming up, we have. We'll get. We'll get some more letters. Got a couple of interesting requests on the way. And I will right now point out to Christy Lee, she is our big traveler. This is real. Christy's becoming kind of a tour guide. What's the deal?
Ace Cosby
Yeah, this is gonna be so much fun. I know you're probably thinking I need a vacation. I know I am. Join me September 28th because we're gonna journey through the lovely landscapes of England, Scotland and Wales with the great company Colette. You heard me. We're gonna travel through the charming countryside, experience historic cities of London, Edinburgh, the best of Britain's rolling countryside, bustling cities, iconic landmarks of London. You'll get to see the storybook villages of Oxford, Chester, and of course, Shakespeare's Stratford upon Avon. Oh, and what about this regal jewels of Edinburgh's castle? You'll see them and visit the medieval walls of York. This and so much more. Great thing about traveling with Colette, they make it super, super easy. All you have to do is show up. They handle the flights, the meals, the hotels, the sightseeing. Everything is taken care of. All you have to do is have the time of your life. Don't miss your chance to see Great Britain with me and my husband. I know there's been some problems with that. Well, I don't want my husband hanging out with Christy Lee. No, my husband's going to call Colette at 800-581.
Pat Godwin
I don't want my husband hanging out with Christy Lee's husband.
Ace Cosby
Oh, he's fine. Call Colette, 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com Travel with me and Colette. It'll be a great time.
Pat Godwin
All right. Thank you very much, Christy Lee. We certainly appreciate that. That will be fun. Now, we look forward to coming back with your letters about things that are very important. And you're going to visit Stratford upon Avon.
Ace Cosby
I am.
Pat Godwin
Do you think there's a tool out there called Strapon Upon Ava? It's like a Shakespearean pegging thing, a.
Josh Arnold
Dildo by any other name.
Pat Godwin
Alas for your nick, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
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Now.
Christy Lee
Hey, good morning. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin's over there with his guitar.
Jeff Oskay
Hello.
Christy Lee
More songs coming up. There's Christy Lee. Oh, there's Josh Arnold. Hey, JX at the IH. Steven Singer, Sidekick, Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom, how are you?
Pat Godwin
Hello, Chick McGee. Doing great. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Gotta catch up on one story here. We talked about this a little bit yesterday in the sporting world. A father was accused of assaulting two. Let's just call them kid referees at a youth hockey game. If you've seen the video, this guy walks onto the ice and just, just decks these two referees that are. I don't know, what are they, like.
Christy Lee
Between 12 and 14 is what the report said.
Josh Arnold
I mean, I saw that video, but I didn't see the call, so I need to see that before I react.
Pat Godwin
Well, update. He has been charged with assault.
Christy Lee
You are wise, my friend.
Pat Godwin
He has been charged with. With assaults.
Josh Arnold
Good.
Pat Godwin
Tough week for referees. I mean, first their favorite team loses in the super bowl, and now, now this. And now this. Yeah, but both the, the kid referees are okay, but they, they haven't in fact, charged this guy. Now it is time to get to our letters segment. We never really finished it.
Christy Lee
Letters. We get letters. Dear Tom, this is our letters intro.
Pat Godwin
We have a new, new one in the works.
Christy Lee
This is from Sue. All right, go ahead, Southern Michigan. We need to talk, exclamation point.
Josh Arnold
That's never good, is it, Tom?
Christy Lee
You dissing one of the most environmentally conscious and responsibly manufactured clothing and climbing equipment companies on the planet compelled me to educate you a wee bit on the pieces that have sustained mountaineers, climbers, backcountry skiers since 1973.
Pat Godwin
Okay, now that, here's my complaint.
Christy Lee
That little zippered chest pocket was never meant to hold a phone, but rather a route map, a topo map, trail map, Rico locator.
Pat Godwin
My point is very simple.
Christy Lee
Could easily be accessed with one hand while hanging on a wall at considerable altitude.
Pat Godwin
If you're making, if you're gonna make a $200 hoodie and you put a zipper pocket, the only pocket on the front of that thing, why not make it an inch, half an inch wider and an inch longer so you can fit an iPhone and I have the smaller iPhone. Phone. Just saying. When you have 99% of adults in the world now are carrying around a phone. Well, let's. In the civilized world, that is true.
Josh Arnold
But I'm going to say less than 20%. Put them in any kind of shirt pocket.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I think you're right. I almost always hold mine right.
Josh Arnold
Or it's in your.
Pat Godwin
I'll be more practical. I have a north face.
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Fleece that I now wear instead of the Patagonia because it won't hold a.
Ace Cosby
Your north fleece just has regular pockets.
Pat Godwin
No, but they have a pocket up top that'll fit a.
Christy Lee
Really?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's in the other room if you want to check.
Josh Arnold
Can you buy a lanyard that holds a phone?
Pat Godwin
I did. Ace. That's not necessarily practical while skiing. I don't want my phone to fly up in my face. But I'm just saying, if you're gonna make. If you're gonna go to all the trouble to make. To make the pocket, just think about what people are doing.
Ace Cosby
That's fit right in there.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah. These fit on this. The phones fit here.
Pat Godwin
Okay, well, mine and mine doesn't.
Ace Cosby
And you tried multiple times.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. It doesn't fit. I'll bring it. I don't have that one here. I'll bring it in.
Christy Lee
I should tell you that sue is a member of the National Ski Patrol and ski industry rep. Wow. Well, she knows of what she talks.
Pat Godwin
Okay, well, if you were just skiing with that, you'd have to have your phone tucked in your ski boot, Sue. Okay, now, we also had a story about.
Josh Arnold
I don't think I'd ski with my phone.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Is that.
Josh Arnold
Is that a safety thing or is it just. You just want pictures.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah. And you want to call and say, where the hell are you? We're sitting over here.
Josh Arnold
That's one of. To me, that's one of the reasons to go skiing.
Pat Godwin
We're over by chair, too. What are you. Where are you guys? We're freezing waiting for you. Yeah, I can see that. Jojo. There is a time where you just want to be.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. You go with a big family and stuff.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
I think it was Ryan Reynolds who said he started riding a motorcycle because you can't be on the phone and be on your motorcycle.
Pat Godwin
You can, though.
Christy Lee
You have to pay attention. I'm sure you probably can.
Pat Godwin
No, when my buddy Mark's on it, I'll call him and I'll realize he's on his motorcycle while in you. He's got the built in mic and everything.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. Mark showed me that motorcycle sound effect he has on his phone.
Pat Godwin
Well, that way. I said, I don't Want you. I don't want to be the phone with you when you hit the truck. Okay.
Josh Arnold
Have you ever done any kind of fake sound effect on a phone to get out of Or. Hey, I'm going under a brick.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah.
Josh Arnold
You have done it.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Tom. No, Tom has a. Tom does it. He has a formula.
Pat Godwin
This is the. Here. If you want to hang up on somebody. Yep.
Christy Lee
There.
Pat Godwin
He always hang up when you're talking mid sentence.
Josh Arnold
That is key.
Pat Godwin
That's the key, right? Not when they're.
Josh Arnold
Who would do that?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, when they're yammering about what. What you've done wrong in life and why everything is your fault. Then you go. Then you start to say that you.
Jeff Oskay
Go with, battery died. That works. The battery died. This could be.
Christy Lee
This could be my favorite letter of the day.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Oh, wait one second. Has anybody developed an app that. Where you could press a button on your phone and it would suddenly sound like it was having a problem?
Josh Arnold
Not that I'm aware of.
Pat Godwin
That would be a nice accessory.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
I'm sorry.
Christy Lee
Sure. It's out there. This is from. His first name's Arrington.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Ace Cosby
That's very classic.
Christy Lee
I was watching the news yesterday and saw a murder suspect from New York was spotted in Deland, Florida. Oh, I was wondering if Tom knew where that was.
Josh Arnold
That's your favorite email today.
Christy Lee
Hey, there's a murder suspect. That's horrible. Wait a minute. Florida.
Ace Cosby
Why do they call it Deland, Tom?
Pat Godwin
Because it's not too far from to see. Hey, there you go. Now what do you got? We had a story about a monkey shutting down the power grid in the entire country of Sri Lanka.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, we did.
Pat Godwin
This comes to us from a medical sales rep. He said I was observing a spine surgery in the city and large state. The power went out. It was pitch black in the or. Briefly. It took a few seconds before panic started to set in. Then the generator kicked on. Everything was fine. But it was a clear summer morning. We couldn't figure out why the power went out. We got word an hour later. They pulled a fried squirrel off the transformer at a local substation. So this may answer our question about the monkey shutting down the power grid in Sri Lanka. He probably isn't with us anymore.
Josh Arnold
Oh, we definitely.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, we definitely speculated on that.
Pat Godwin
Okay, so you've got your. You've got your. Your dead monkey.
Josh Arnold
Oi.
Ace Cosby
Now surgery and having the power go out.
Josh Arnold
That'd be horrible.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I would assume.
Ace Cosby
Is it like Vegas? Did they lay on the patient?
Pat Godwin
Don't they have like a. Oh, they.
Christy Lee
Lay on the table.
Ace Cosby
Oh, they do lay on the table. I've had that happen.
Christy Lee
You can't get the chips.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, but wouldn't they have a continuous electrical circuit system?
Ace Cosby
They do have a generator, but.
Pat Godwin
I know, but I mean with. Are they on one of those things so it never, even if it goes out, it still stays on during.
Josh Arnold
Right, right.
Pat Godwin
I would hope.
Josh Arnold
And here it sounded like it took a couple seconds and I bet those couple seconds felt like 40.
Ace Cosby
Oh, I bet.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. I'm sure that some of the key pieces of equipment are in some kind of constant source. Wait a minute. The hard thing's out. Oh, this is interesting. We were talking about the commercials in the Super Bowl. One of the ones that was pretty funny was the Bud Light commercial with Peyton Manning. And who else is in it? Yeah, the comedian. And who's the guy with the tattoos on his face?
Ace Cosby
Oh, post Malone.
Pat Godwin
Post Malone, sorry. Shane Gillis.
Christy Lee
Just call him tattoo Face.
Pat Godwin
I can't remember. I'm sorry.
Ace Cosby
But the point get confused with jelly roll.
Pat Godwin
So.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yes. At the end of the thing there's a. It's a segment where they're having this party at. At the end of a cul de sac. It's really funny.
Christy Lee
You know, jelly rolls on the new poster right in the middle. A lot of people think it's me.
Pat Godwin
But there's a lot of. There's a lot of. There's a lot of mayhem.
Jeff Oskay
He's got those face tattoos under his eyes.
Christy Lee
Same thing.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, but they're shooting beers out of what look like leaf blowers. Got this letter from Erie, Pennsylvania from Chris. I heard you guys talking about the Bud Light commercial and saying he thinks someone is going to be making those beer can blasters. Well, There is a AR15 upper receiver that has an extra large barrel originally marketed as a tennis ball launcher. Somebody figured out a 12 ounce or 16 ounce can fits perfectly inside shoots using blank firing ammunition. It's really fun. However, I wouldn't recommend lobbing a beer at your buddy. They do come out with a lot of velocity.
Josh Arnold
There's no way.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, so that. Yeah, don't, don't, don't shoot a beer at your buddy 10ft away. It might be very dangerous. Coming up, Christy Lee's got some cool stuff in the news. What are you going to lead off your sportscast with, huh? What are you going to lead off the sports?
Christy Lee
Ohio State football.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Okay.
Christy Lee
We are in the Los Angeles.
Pat Godwin
Okay. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is The Bob and Tom Show.
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Christy Lee
Almost everyone is teaming up on Drake.
Josh Arnold
It's like Drake versus the world.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You first met Prince. You were driving for him before you were drumming for him.
Pat Godwin
That's correct.
Jeff Oskay
Stevie Wonder.
Ace Cosby
You kind of have to understand how.
Pat Godwin
Stevie began white radio.
Chick McGee
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Pat Godwin
That's what still is.
Ace Cosby
You know what I'm saying?
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Pat Godwin
Ship.
Christy Lee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Ace Cosby
Hi.
Christy Lee
There's Pat Godwin.
Josh Arnold
Hello.
Ace Cosby
Go.
Christy Lee
Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.
Jeff Oskay
How are you?
Christy Lee
There's Ace Cosby on the twos and threes or whatever. Ones and twos. I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here's Tom. Hi, Tom.
Pat Godwin
Stack of letters here.
Christy Lee
Okay, take your time.
Pat Godwin
Hello. Let's see.
Christy Lee
Young lovers.
Pat Godwin
Oh, mister. Wow. Fat Fidelity in. In Georgia. Thanks for listening. Really appreciate that.
Christy Lee
Fiddly.
Pat Godwin
How about Fiddly d from Idaville? Mr. McFarland says hello. Let's see now. What is the. There's one of these.
Ace Cosby
Reading people's names.
Pat Godwin
No, I'm just trying.
Christy Lee
You're doing a great job, Tom.
Pat Godwin
Oh, here we go. This is.
Christy Lee
Oh, here we go.
Pat Godwin
This is. This is the one I was looking for. This is from Ellen in a state. Wait a minute. Just a second now.
Ace Cosby
Michigan.
Christy Lee
Another.
Pat Godwin
My husband had some advice for me. I bet when your wife says, where would you like to take her for Valentine's Day? The correct answer is not from behind. Thank you, Ellen. Thank you for taking the time. Time to share that. This is from John. He writes, I'm in Nebraska. At the risk of offending Chick, I want to tell you that Pat Godwin's Solid Gold hits often brighten my day. We listen in the shipping department at work today. Rock the boat came on.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Pat Godwin
When the chorus hit, we sang Coconut Boat. Coconut baby, Coconut Boat.
Christy Lee
Why would that upset me?
Pat Godwin
Oh, by the way, you tease me. Pat, if you're ever in Cozad, Nebraska, hit me up. I was just there. We can get coffee at Scooters.
Josh Arnold
Oh, we love Scooters.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, that's the greatest.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it's a little drive through place.
Jeff Oskay
Then the person says, when you Order your coffee. Scoot on around now.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, all right.
Christy Lee
Huh.
Pat Godwin
Is there a Hooters near Scooters?
Jeff Oskay
No, there's. There's a pooters.
Josh Arnold
There is a pooter.
Christy Lee
What about a Shooters?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yes, shooters.
Pat Godwin
You know, Christy, you know that the slang term poot. Do you know what that means?
Ace Cosby
Fart.
Pat Godwin
That's very good. Very good. So pooters would be really unpleasant place to go.
Josh Arnold
I would think it's a nickname for Runza in the Nebraska area.
Ace Cosby
We have poots in the news.
Pat Godwin
We do have pooter news coming up, but right now we turn.
Josh Arnold
We have cooter news.
Ace Cosby
Kind of.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. You know something? We do. Oh, we do actually have a Cooter esque story involving.
Christy Lee
What is that, Christy? What is that Cooter esque?
Josh Arnold
You know, when the vagina van can't.
Pat Godwin
It's. It's in. It involves fortune cookies.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay. When the. Is it. Was it the vagina truck? When the vagina truck is. They just take out the cooter scooter.
Pat Godwin
I'm sorry, Vagina truck.
Christy Lee
Oh, there it is.
Pat Godwin
Okay, I'll find the Cooter. That sounds okay. Now, Mr. McGee, what's happening in sports?
Christy Lee
Boston Red Sox agreed $120 million, three year contract. Correct me if I'm wrong with. That's 40 mil a year for Alex Bregman. So here come the Red Sox, I guess.
Josh Arnold
Bregman.
Christy Lee
Bregman, number nine, all that money. Sure, that's his number. Detroit Lions. Former Lions head coach and the defensive coordinator of the Patriots, Matt Patricia has signed on to be the defensive coordinator for the Ohio State Bucket.
Josh Arnold
He has a lady's last name.
Christy Lee
Patricia Yoshinobu.
Pat Godwin
Level. He could kick your ass, Matt.
Josh Arnold
Patricia. Yeah, bring it, Nancy.
Ace Cosby
No, it's Patricia.
Christy Lee
He has not done very well. And this is a concerning story, to be quite honest. Yashinobu Yamamoto and Roki Sasaki should be Rocky Sasaki.
Pat Godwin
But your name, dude.
Christy Lee
Go ahead. They'll be the likely starting pitchers for the Dodgers when they face the wonderful, amazing Chicago Cubs in Tokyo next month.
Josh Arnold
They're not all starting at the same time, right?
Christy Lee
According to manager Dave Roberts.
Josh Arnold
Cut that out.
Pat Godwin
Isn't. Isn't Rocky the name of the founder of Benihana, Benny Hanna?
Josh Arnold
Oh, no kidding.
Christy Lee
The two Japanese pitchers along with two Way Star show. Hey, Otani.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Ohtani.
Christy Lee
We're getting there. It'll be the main attraction for Japanese fans during the two Major League Baseball games on 3-18-19.
Ace Cosby
That'll be packed.
Christy Lee
The Cubs also have Japanese players shota Imaniga and see us Suzuki. S E I Y A yeah. See ya.
Ace Cosby
Any guy have hot dogs there?
Josh Arnold
Probably, yes.
Christy Lee
I'm thinking they were like 90% eel there, though. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
They'll probably have a lot of other things, but a lot of.
Ace Cosby
A lot of seaweed.
Christy Lee
A lot of dogs.
Ace Cosby
I love Kieran beer.
Pat Godwin
You lived in South Korea, Josh. You were a teacher there?
Josh Arnold
Oh, yes.
Christy Lee
Oh, yes.
Josh Arnold
Very, very.
Pat Godwin
Did they. Did they have baseball there?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Yeah. I had a couple students that would show up in their uniforms because they had practice either in between regular school, in my class or after. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Did you ever play?
Josh Arnold
No, I never did because there was. It was hard to find a place to play. Land was. So either it was. It was either a skyscraper or a.
Pat Godwin
Rice paddy or minefield.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Well, I wasn't that far north.
Pat Godwin
Sorry. Sorry. Do they serve hot dogs?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, we had.
Pat Godwin
And they're not dog, obviously.
Josh Arnold
Correct. Right, right.
Pat Godwin
They have a different name for them, probably.
Josh Arnold
No, they were.
Pat Godwin
They were called hot dogs.
Josh Arnold
Hot dog. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Hot storm. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Now I want hot dogs for life.
Josh Arnold
I worked. Yeah. And there was one girl that I worked with who just ate him cold right out of the package. Not pleasant to see.
Pat Godwin
You ever done that?
Ace Cosby
Oh, geez.
Josh Arnold
Maybe when I was a kid.
Ace Cosby
I did it as a kid.
Pat Godwin
It tastes like baloney, kind of.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
They get that goop on. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I really want them cooked.
Christy Lee
Do you remember this story from a while ago?
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Christy Lee
Bear with me, me. I like your attitude. Miami Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill is being sued by model and influencer Sophie Hall. Now, Sophie's claim to fame is she's six feet tall, weighs 250 pounds.
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Christy Lee
She's a big girl. Okay. So she alleges that Hill. Tyreek Hill, professional football player, broke her leg after she allegedly humiliated him during a backyard football.
Josh Arnold
I do remember.
Christy Lee
Remember this.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
After getting humiliated in front of friends and family when he was knocked backwards during a football lesson from his friend Sophie hall. Once again, 6 foot 4, 250, Tyrique became enraged. And forcefully and purposefully. That's legal stuff. Shoved Ms. Hall severely fracturing her leg.
Josh Arnold
I remember we all kind of thought Tyreek overreacted here.
Christy Lee
That's exactly right. However, more during testimony, Tyreek Hill researched Sophie hall by viewing plenty of her.
Josh Arnold
Sex tapes, any of her sex tape.
Christy Lee
Before messaging her on Instagram in May of 2023. He would say, like, you know, the boys and I be kicking it. And you say, hey, bruh, I got the tall Female in my phone.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Christy Lee
He'll also claim that he wasn't especially attracted to hall, which, at least according to her, didn't stop him from sleeping with her twice after he allegedly broke her leg.
Josh Arnold
After. Was she allowed it?
Christy Lee
She was into it. As for why she would sleep with hall or Hill. Tyreek Hill. I get Hill at home. Except why she would sleep with Tyreek after he broke her leg. Sophie claims she felt vulnerable and wanted comfort. Hill, on the other hand, explained in his deposition that despite not finding her to be attractive, he slept with her anyway because she's tall.
Ace Cosby
Oh, my gosh.
Christy Lee
I want to add it to my list. You know, a fetish.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Pat Godwin
What?
Josh Arnold
He likes tall ladies.
Pat Godwin
Hall.
Christy Lee
Also, Sophie also explained that she didn't leave or call the police after Hill broke her leg because he was only aggressive in that moment. And after that, they had laughed at him. And during those plays. But after the plays and he calmed down, he went back to normal demeanor, being himself.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's how rage kind of works. It's explosive. And then.
Christy Lee
And she also testified in her deposition that while they were playing football, during the football lesson, Tyreek Hill grabbed Sophie's breast in a motion like a player getting underneath an opponent's shoulder pad. But it seemed a little foreplay ish to her.
Josh Arnold
Well, considering they then bang.
Christy Lee
Tyreek said he also had nothing to do with hall breaking her leg. It was his dog, Chapo.
Pat Godwin
Oh, geez. This is who's suing who for? What are they.
Christy Lee
She's suing him for?
Pat Godwin
What does she want?
Christy Lee
She stepped on him. She stepped on my dog, Tyreek said. Almost squished him to death.
Ace Cosby
How much money she want? Can't. She can't just settle.
Josh Arnold
10 million. Million?
Jeff Oskay
What?
Josh Arnold
Whoa.
Christy Lee
$10 million? Well, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Christy Lee
Pain and suffering.
Pat Godwin
Oh, come on. Then she. And then she swept with the guy.
Josh Arnold
But she couldn't work with a broken leg, probably.
Christy Lee
You try to work with. Bro. You try to type on Instagram.
Pat Godwin
She was able to have.
Christy Lee
Huh.
Pat Godwin
You know, sexual congress with this guy.
Josh Arnold
Well, you know. Yeah, I know. It sounds like a real mess to me.
Christy Lee
Stupidest.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Tyreek is what, a dolphin?
Christy Lee
Yeah, I remember. He. Right after the season, he said he wanted to be traded. Now he's taking everything back, so.
Pat Godwin
Okay. All right. Cool name, though, Tyreek.
Christy Lee
His nickname's the Cheetah.
Pat Godwin
That's a great, great name. Tyreek.
Ace Cosby
I always. If I see that, I see Tyvek. That stuff they use to insulate buildings.
Christy Lee
They wrap houses with us.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my God. That's I didn't realize. That's why. You're exactly right.
Josh Arnold
That's all I'm gonna see.
Ace Cosby
Sorry, Tyreek.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's cool. All right, now we got. What do you have coming up, Christy?
Ace Cosby
Oh, coming up, we still have our chopstick story that we never got.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
I insist we do that next.
Ace Cosby
All right.
Pat Godwin
Okay. It's a good story, actually.
Ace Cosby
We have a non surgical down there procedure for men. Did we get to our salmon sperm thing?
Pat Godwin
No, we have.
Ace Cosby
Now we got that coming up.
Pat Godwin
We have, yeah. Salmon sperm in the news. And another. Yeah, the. We talked about the puffy parts for women. For women. Now they've got a version of that for the fellas.
Ace Cosby
That's right.
Pat Godwin
You know, you're doing okay out there on your own. You don't really need to goop yourself up. Ladies and gents, we'll talk about that coming up. Right now, the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy in a simpler way, a more elegant way, a more convenient way. And let's talk about why you might want to check out BetterHelp. It's all about mental health and about feeling good and about seeing some green flags in your life moving forward. Maybe you're thinking about your relationship, maybe you're thinking about your marriage, whatever it is. Sometimes talking to a therapist or a counselor can be extraordinarily helpful. And with better help, it's a lot easier to do because you can do it in the convenience of wherever you want to be when you do it. You don't have to go to an office across town because everything is done online. The way it works is you go online and you will fill out a questionnaire. And then There are some 30,000 credentialed therapists working with this program with a wide range of specialties, by the way, and they'll try to match you up with someone that can be helpful for you. You can switch therapists, by the way, at any time. No additional fees are involved. And then the therapy itself is done online. So you can do it like a zoom call. You can do it like a phone call. You can do it texting back and forth. It's up to you. So work on those green flags in your life and work on your own mental health. You'll feel better. And if you want to find out more information, it's very simple. You go to betterhelp.com btshow that's betterhelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow I urge you to do the btshow thing to save 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp.com btshow and the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by BetterHelp. We're gonna be talking about some interesting stuff from the world of NASA coming up. They've got more exciting things happening there, there. And we'll get some sporting news out of chicken. We're going to find out about. About Chopsticks in the news. Can you play the song Chopsticks on your guitar?
Jeff Oskay
I have a way to do this.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Well, I'm very excited about that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.
Christy Lee
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Pat Godwin
Tom, thank you very much. Let's see now. Got a lot going on here. I think we had to get to a request here. Is that correct?
Ace Cosby
Yes, because we have a story that will lead to a song that would be coming from our own.
Pat Godwin
You got we already over there, Mr. Roboto. Well, Christy, why don't you do this? We'll get back to sports in a minute. I'm sorry. I don't want Chick to be all mad because we want to get.
Christy Lee
Sports was done. Finished, Kaput.
Pat Godwin
That was it.
Christy Lee
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. I do have one more story here, you know, Experts have said. No, it's Skinner. Love it. Look at here.
Pat Godwin
Over here.
Jeff Oskay
Right here.
Pat Godwin
That's. That's toasty.
Christy Lee
That is nice.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Here we go. Like a black cat do. All right. Thank you very much.
Christy Lee
Laying naked thinking they ain't got nothing.
Jeff Oskay
To lose so he creeps into the town.
Pat Godwin
He kills him right now.
Christy Lee
Locks the door, see? Creeped into the house and unlock the door.
Pat Godwin
A mistake.
Christy Lee
And he's reaching for his trousers.
Jeff Oskay
Shoots him full of a burning.
Pat Godwin
There we go. There, see? What happened there, Chris?
Ace Cosby
He caught his wife having an affair with somebody. It sounds like.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Elvis. Thank you very much. Yeah, it's great.
Josh Arnold
That was excellent, Chick. Excellent.
Christy Lee
Thank you.
Pat Godwin
Is that your. You can do that at Carrie Karaoke.
Christy Lee
I don't know what my carry. Oh. Footsteps by Pearl Jams what is the.
Pat Godwin
Correct way to pronounce that, by the way?
Jeff Oskay
I think it's karoki Karaoke.
Pat Godwin
What is it? Karaoke.
Christy Lee
I feel like. I feel like I'm putting a little flavor in It.
Pat Godwin
Well, speaking of.
Ace Cosby
Most people say karaoke, I think.
Pat Godwin
Speaking of things of Japanese origin, California.
Ace Cosby
Highway Patrol officers report they've encountered a truck that dropped its load of chopsticks onto i580.
Josh Arnold
Oh, boy.
Ace Cosby
The.
Christy Lee
Am I in trouble if I say hori smokes, Would that be bad?
Pat Godwin
That'd be bad.
Ace Cosby
The CHP's Hayward station said officers responded to a report of a traffic hazard and discovered someone turned the freeway into a giant game of pickup sticks. The incident served as a reminder to drivers to secure their load. Okay, did you see how.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
She's a filthy woman.
Christy Lee
She's filthy.
Ace Cosby
Well.
Pat Godwin
Pat. So now can you play the song Chopsticks on the guitar?
Christy Lee
That's not Chopsticks.
Pat Godwin
That's like a Hollywood version of. Now, whatever.
Christy Lee
That's.
Pat Godwin
They do that in movies. In Hollywood, when they want to go to the Orient, they play that and.
Christy Lee
They'Re actually back in on the back lot. That's like sukiyaki or something.
Jeff Oskay
This is a piano thing.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
It's got to be impossible to play it on.
Jeff Oskay
It's impossible.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Jeff Oskay
I thought I would add a little Asian flair. It.
Pat Godwin
I have friends that could probably do it.
Jeff Oskay
Better players could probably do it. Here goes the song.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah oh, yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Chewing on a dumpling Driving down the road My truck's loaded with chopsticks hey, that made me want some f. I know.
Pat Godwin
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jeff Oskay
California highway took a turn too fast shouldn't have been such a lead foot. Oh, on the gas truck full of chopsticks on my head Heavy load so there's not a fork in the road.
Christy Lee
Nice, right?
Jeff Oskay
Isn't that good?
Christy Lee
That's comedy.
Pat Godwin
They don't use forks. You see Forks. Bunch of forks in the road.
Christy Lee
Works on all the level.
Pat Godwin
Where would you turn?
Jeff Oskay
And there's sweet rice noodles in my hair Chopsticks flying through the air. The cops are playing pickup sticks Everyone thinks I'm a restless dick we're spilling those chopsticks. Oh, now, here's the problem. I want to go something Asian, and let's. Let's just kind of. Let's shop this dim sum.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Is that Chinese? That's Chinese, though, right?
Josh Arnold
You still use chopsticks.
Pat Godwin
Oh, so doesn't have to all be Japanese?
Josh Arnold
No, it doesn't have to be Japanese.
Jeff Oskay
What do you got?
Pat Godwin
Domo arigato.
Christy Lee
Mr. Roboto.
Pat Godwin
What do they do. What do they say in South Korea for like, ooh, you know any South Korean?
Josh Arnold
Sure, sure.
Pat Godwin
What does that mean? Hello. Chop suey.
Josh Arnold
Chop, chop, chop suey.
Jeff Oskay
Chop, chop, chop.
Ace Cosby
That was just a bunch of silliness.
Josh Arnold
Tom, do you need chopsticks? I have like a bundle of them and I. I know your girls like to use them.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I. I have a drawer.
Al Jackson
Okay.
Pat Godwin
With all the. Whenever you go to get takeout.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. They always were the accident where they plastic or wood?
Ace Cosby
Oh, God. Ace. I don't know, man.
Josh Arnold
If you go to a place and they have plastic chopsticks, don't eat there.
Ace Cosby
Probably would.
Christy Lee
You would think they'd have to. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
The stainless steel ones are really slippery though. Have you ever used those?
Josh Arnold
That's all you had in Korea and so I mastered those.
Ace Cosby
Good for you.
Josh Arnold
I can pick up a cube of ice with those.
Ace Cosby
What?
Josh Arnold
I'm very good.
Christy Lee
This is Sukiyaki by Caillou Sakamoto.
Pat Godwin
This was a top 40 hit, wasn't it?
Christy Lee
I think so.
Josh Arnold
Occasionally. Still hear it.
Christy Lee
Here's the recognizable.
Pat Godwin
It's a really.
Josh Arnold
It's a pretty song.
Christy Lee
I think one of these here it is. White Devils. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Maybe that was a legitimate top 40 hit way back in the day.
Christy Lee
Like 60s before the Beatles.
Josh Arnold
Really pretty song.
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Wow. Well, thank you very much, Pat.
Ace Cosby
A restaurant owner in Australia has been told to censor her profanity laced fortune cookies following a factory mix up. Ms. Nahi Chu, the owner of a popular Vietnamese restaurant, lady Chu, told 9News she placed an order for her unique fortune cookies ahead of Valentine's Day.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Pat Godwin
Right.
Ace Cosby
However, the manufacturer told her that they were no longer accepting offensive language after her messages were mistakenly mixed into other customers orders. The manufacturer later told 9News they changed their policy to stop accepting customized orders with offensive or expletive words. After other customers were quite upset to find Ms. Chu's messages inside their customers set some of Ms. Choose Fortune.
Pat Godwin
Well, wait till you hear. So imagine you're. You're your favorite say Chinese restaurant for the sake of the story.
Josh Arnold
Panda Express. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And. And you get a. You get a fortune cookie and it says.
Ace Cosby
And you open it up and it says the year of the snake bears. Good fortune. Your divorce is coming soon.
Josh Arnold
That's funny.
Ace Cosby
And I only married you for your money, you ugly C word.
Josh Arnold
Whoa.
Ace Cosby
Whoa.
Josh Arnold
Really?
Pat Godwin
See, that might. That might spoil your valentine.
Christy Lee
Honey, I think I got your cookie.
Pat Godwin
That could spoil you. Your lucky numbers. 69, man. 420. You know all the classics.
Ace Cosby
That's gonna end tonight.
Josh Arnold
Mom, what does this mean?
Pat Godwin
Ms.
Ace Cosby
Choose complained that her orders are private and a mix up is the factory's fault, not hers. There it is.
Josh Arnold
She is right.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. Kind of, but.
Josh Arnold
But they don't want to do it. They don't have to do it.
Pat Godwin
Doesn't the dirty fortune cookie sound like a sex move? Sure. Josh. I don't know if you saw it. Josh's lady friend, he gave her the. He gave her the dirty. The dirty fortune cookie. She ain't walking right. Josh hates that joke. Well, it's.
Josh Arnold
I need another cup of coffee. Doesn't another cup of coffee sound like.
Pat Godwin
No, it doesn't.
Josh Arnold
Doesn't sound like a sex move. Sound like a sex move. Yeah, it does.
Christy Lee
I think he's tired of that approach.
Pat Godwin
Well, I mean, it's.
Christy Lee
I think he.
Josh Arnold
And I'm a fan of low hanging fruit.
Christy Lee
He might be fatigued. Tom.
Pat Godwin
Now, now, you know the, the traditional. I. I'll ask you, Christy, there's a traditional thing to do for fun while having Asian food or.
Ace Cosby
Yes. You read your fortune and then you say in bed.
Josh Arnold
That's also.
Pat Godwin
What?
Josh Arnold
Intolerable? Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, wow. I'm sorry. I, I Sorry, Mr. Killjoy.
Josh Arnold
No, no.
Pat Godwin
By the way, Killjoy sounds like a sex move, baby. This is gonna hurt. I call it the Killjoy sound sex move. Doesn't it know what it did hurt.
Josh Arnold
And my joy has been killed.
Pat Godwin
See, if you, if you had in bed to the, to this, it really makes them somehow less offensive.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
You.
Ace Cosby
You're not getting in bed if she gets that fortune.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, no, there, there is a place here where I. Yeah, right. Yeah, right over, right near here where you can get your custom fortune cookies.
Josh Arnold
That's pretty cool.
Pat Godwin
You can have, you can have some fun with. You don't necessarily have to go there. The dirty fortune cookie route. No.
Christy Lee
Is that a, is that, is that a need that's being filled.
Ace Cosby
Parties. We got some fortune cookies.
Christy Lee
Really?
Pat Godwin
I got them for you guys for Christmas.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, we did.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Ace Cosby
Remember that?
Josh Arnold
Do you like the flavor of them?
Pat Godwin
I do. I love that.
Ace Cosby
I love them, especially dipped in tea.
Pat Godwin
I agree with you. But this is a good opportunity for us to explore one of Josh and Chick's pet peeves, which is at a Chinese buffet. The desserts.
Christy Lee
It's absolutely dead on.
Pat Godwin
Are the only thing that is lacking, isn't it?
Josh Arnold
Very much so, yeah. Yeah. Now, I'm not opposed to a big steam tray, cold, of course, filled with pudding.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, that's.
Josh Arnold
Look, don't try too hard here. Chinese restaurants.
Christy Lee
Here's the thing. If you're gonna offer ice cream, have a soft serve machine. I don't know what they do, but they have a soft serve machine. But it's heavy on the water.
Ace Cosby
Butter.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Christy Lee
Various grains of I. You're exactly right. It's not good ice cream.
Josh Arnold
It's sleety.
Christy Lee
It is sleety.
Pat Godwin
You know, sleety sounds like a sex move, John.
Christy Lee
I gave her the sleepy.
Pat Godwin
I gave her the sleepy. She had. She had to go wash her face. Her eyes were burning.
Ace Cosby
Nobody wants to eat.
Christy Lee
Sleep.
Pat Godwin
My point would be.
Josh Arnold
But this is not a fair point.
Pat Godwin
The delightful Chinese restaurants. After you finish, then you go to a dessert place.
Josh Arnold
But buffet should be all encompassed.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Christy and I go to a great place and right across the street is Dairy Queen. So you talk about a win win.
Josh Arnold
It isn't. You have to. You have to. You're double dipping on sales tax. There. There's a lot going on.
Christy Lee
That's right.
Pat Godwin
You know, double dipping sounds like a cesspool.
Christy Lee
Son of a.
Ace Cosby
Police in Florida have arrested a woman for allegedly battering her ex husband with a dildo.
Pat Godwin
I guess battering is better than frying it.
Ace Cosby
Officers were dispatched to a fourth Pierce residence for disturbance involving a 52 year old man and a 50 year old woman. The victim told police that his ex was briefly staying with him before she was able to relocate to Connecticut to start her life over.
Josh Arnold
Sounds like a Hallmark movie.
Ace Cosby
He said she became drunk and began arguing with him about who he follows on Instagram. At one point, the 50 year old suspect. Suspect pulled out a dildo and began to hit the victim with it.
Josh Arnold
Is that against the penal code?
Pat Godwin
Oh, very good.
Ace Cosby
She was taken into custody on a misdemeanor battery count.
Pat Godwin
If you go.
Ace Cosby
Officers arrived at the man's home where he warned them that the woman was inside naked and would flash. Officers. Yeah, she sounds like a lot.
Josh Arnold
They called for backup and 75 officers.
Pat Godwin
You see the. I don't think you want to see the.
Josh Arnold
Is.
Pat Godwin
She looks like she's been around. If you know what I'm saying. If you. I have a question for you.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
So she allegedly beat this guy with a dildo.
Ace Cosby
Correct.
Pat Godwin
Now if you. What would you call it if you took two dildos and then put a short chain between them.
Ace Cosby
Oh, like nunchucks.
Pat Godwin
Like nunchucks. Oh. Any ideas rhyme with nunchucks?
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, just go f. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I don't know.
Josh Arnold
You asked for ideas and I.
Christy Lee
You. What the.
Pat Godwin
Now when I heard batter dildos, it's like, hey, we got an idea for you at the state fair this year.
Josh Arnold
You know, that is something they haven't tried yet.
Pat Godwin
I know, I know. You've done the deep fried. Everything else the deep fried batter dildo. I don't think it'll be now, ma'am.
Josh Arnold
You're going to want to let that cool.
Pat Godwin
Coming up, we have a bunch of cool stuff. But right now, a couple quick reminders. We do have the nominees for the Rock and Roll hall of Fame have been released and a bunch of good ones, I gotta say. They got a bunch of really worthy nominees and a couple I'm astonished aren't already in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. We'll get to that coming up. I'll also remind you about the big event we have coming up, Riverside Casino and Resort. This show is gonna come to you live from there, thanks to our friends at 100.7 the fox in Cedar Rapids. And we're doing a special show that evening. Our comedy show will feature that guy over there, Pat Godwin, that guy over there, Josh Arnold, the guy in the poster, Al Jackson and Jeff Oskay, who's going to be doing some great stuff on the air with us tomorrow. And it's going to be a fun show that evening. But we do this broadcast that morning from the Riverside Casino and Resort Events Center. We'll be starting at 5:00 local time. Check out the website for all the information. We do have a beautiful poster we'll be signing, very similar to the one I was showing you earlier this morning. There'll be some, some slight changes due to a lot of whining from certain parties, but it should be, it should be a true delight. Okay, a couple things I would like to remind you of also. Pat Godwin, Jeff Oscar and Willie Griswold, Evansville, Indiana, coming up this Saturday night at Pat Coslid. Also, I'll remind you that Bob Zany is going to be doing a show tonight in Effingham at the Tuscan Hills Winery. And then Bob's going to be at Yellow & Co. In Mahomet, Illinois, the next couple of days. And the Shiloh Eagles will be celebrating with Bob in Bellevue coming up on the 16th. So a bunch of great shows on the way and we'll be telling you about more of them coming very, very soon. What's coming up next, Christy Lake?
Ace Cosby
Well, we'll talk about those Rock and Roll hall of Fame nominees. We also have something for the guys and something for the gals that include facials.
Christy Lee
Okay, facial sounds like a sex move.
Pat Godwin
It is. Thank you very much.
Ace Cosby
And can your farts make you $25,000 a day? We'll call, we'll talk about it.
Pat Godwin
Hold on, hold on. I'm not going anywhere. Anywhere. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.
Pat Godwin
Thank you, Gunner.
Christy Lee
Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Josh Arnold.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, here I am, Pat Godwin.
Christy Lee
Hey, remember our sports staff's here. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.
Pat Godwin
How are you doing? Fine. Trying to fulfill a request over here we have a request from us something from Mr. Pat Godwin. Pat, we had a new story of the day. I particularly enjoyed the the way these words were employed. The headline says couple caught in unnatural act in front of a Wendy's restaurant. It reads, an amorous couple in Florida was busted for committing what authorities are calling an unnatural act in front of a Wendy's restaurant. Clearwater, Florida is the place. A police officer reported spotting the man and woman lying on the ground behind a bus stop next to Highway 19. And the description, it's. I'll read it. As written, the 53 year old woman was allegedly bottomless o with her buttocks facing her 29 year old partner. So you want to comment on the age difference there, Christine? She's 53, he's 29.
Ace Cosby
That's. Congratulations, ma'am.
Pat Godwin
I believe, I believe you're supposed to say you go girl.
Ace Cosby
That's right.
Pat Godwin
The man apparently had his trousers and it's described, he's described as being by the police in a quote, turgid state.
Ace Cosby
That makes me laugh the word turgid.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah, that is funny. And by the way, the police further report further says repeatedly engaged with the female subject. In any event, they were arrested for performing an unnatural and lascivious act. Although it sounds kind of natural to me.
Josh Arnold
Well, the lascivious component, the unnatural suggests a certain orifice.
Pat Godwin
Oh really?
Josh Arnold
That's. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Pat Godwin
Wow. Oh, I didn't realize.
Christy Lee
And who's to say what's the natural or.
Josh Arnold
Right. Right. But typically that's what they mean.
Christy Lee
Exactly.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. He was giving her the old baconator. See, it sounds like a sex move. Sure, sure. In this case involving the right gentlemen.
Christy Lee
I hear you out there, listeners. I know, but we'll just stick together. We'll weather this storm.
Pat Godwin
Now, Bat is told me you have a tribute.
Jeff Oskay
Barry Manlow. Maybe it was man and a wife banging in the bright sunlight. There's a naked ass galling her hunches off Highway 19 as folks were eating their lunches at O. And he came and he gave her a pounding right outside Wendy's. He was making bacon and ate her as folks were eating their fries at a. Wendy.
Pat Godwin
Thank you very much. Very lovely. Apologies to Mr. Manilow.
Christy Lee
But you know what? Wendy's have baked potatoes.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, they do. Baked potatoes are great at Wendy's.
Christy Lee
Why don't more people have baked potatoes just ready and put in a sack and take it home? Why is that, Tom?
Josh Arnold
I don't know.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I'm a fan.
Christy Lee
Right.
Pat Godwin
Do you eat the skin?
Christy Lee
I do eat the skin. Puts hair on your chest.
Pat Godwin
Really?
Christy Lee
Well, I was. That's what they told me.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Crust of the bread, skin of the potato.
Josh Arnold
Yep.
Christy Lee
Heat of the onion. No, I'm not sure what that is.
Jeff Oskay
Out of the jib.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
You don't like the skin of the potato?
Pat Godwin
I love it.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
No, it's delightful. Just make sure you wash them thoroughly.
Josh Arnold
Well, yeah.
Christy Lee
Weren't you buying. Where the hell is my Josh Arnold comes in and tells a story.
Pat Godwin
Joe baked potatoes.
Ace Cosby
Weren't you buying potatoes?
Josh Arnold
I see what you have.
Christy Lee
Where's my Hollywood Josh Arnold?
Josh Arnold
Well, you know, we don't need any fanfare for this. True story, really. It's just I was at the grocery store looking at the. The Russets, you know.
Christy Lee
Sure.
Josh Arnold
And there was a woman next to me and I said, you know, ma'am. And I was holding a. A potato in each hand and I said, you know, these, these sure remind me of my testicles. And the lady said, my goodness, they're that large. And I said, no, that dirty. And thank you very much.
Christy Lee
Thank you, world renowned Hollywood.
Josh Arnold
Appreciate that. Thank you.
Christy Lee
Action movie star.
Josh Arnold
That's right. My. My new movie, Bloody Saturday opens tomorrow.
Christy Lee
Can you stay, go and see that?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I can hang out.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, that's exciting. Josh Arnold, everybody.
Ace Cosby
You're gonna take a seat on the couch.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I. I used to take my Mr. Potato Head and do a little like a Meet the Press thing.
Josh Arnold
Oh, is that right?
Pat Godwin
Mark Russet.
Josh Arnold
Mark Russet.
Pat Godwin
Have him, have him.
Josh Arnold
Boy, oh, boy.
Jeff Oskay
Mark Russet.
Josh Arnold
The thing I like about that show.
Christy Lee
Is, you know, what was that guy saying?
Pat Godwin
The sheer balls.
Josh Arnold
You weren't super young or old in that Mark Russell time.
Christy Lee
So what was the guy's name who used to host Meet the Press? He was a Buffalo Bills fan and he passed away.
Josh Arnold
It was actually Tim Russell.
Pat Godwin
Mark Russell was the piano guy that.
Christy Lee
He could play piano and he, he would do. Made comments that were mistaken for jokes sometimes.
Ace Cosby
Yes, Mark Russell.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Harry Truman.
Pat Godwin
Where are you? He was.
Ace Cosby
I have no idea.
Pat Godwin
He's on PBS all the time. Piano guy. He was funny.
Josh Arnold
We hardly knew.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, it was a lot of p.
Pat Godwin
Name dropping of political figures.
Ace Cosby
We couldn't get it in.
Josh Arnold
John Sunu.
Christy Lee
Gang. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
John Sunu was to my Sharona, I believe. If I hadn't have tried to build that joke in a matter of three seconds, I would have had. So Mark Russell was the piano guy.
Josh Arnold
Sure, sure.
Pat Godwin
Tim Russert.
Josh Arnold
Right, Right.
Pat Godwin
The joke still works.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Hosting Meet the Press.
Ace Cosby
Are they both.
Pat Godwin
Are they.
Josh Arnold
I don't know if Mark Russell's dead.
Pat Godwin
Mark Russell's still with us, isn't he?
Jeff Oskay
I don't think so.
Christy Lee
I don't think so.
Pat Godwin
I'm sorry to hear that.
Ace Cosby
I've never heard of the man.
Christy Lee
Chuck Todd. Chuck Todd does not host Meet the Press anymore. It's lady. Get her name?
Josh Arnold
Oh, I don't know.
Jeff Oskay
Mary Todd.
Christy Lee
No. Mary Todd Lincoln. That's right. So what do you do today?
Pat Godwin
We're gonna eat, play.
Josh Arnold
D'oh. Mary, president of the United States. Be quiet.
Ace Cosby
Hey, speaking of old women, a woman in upstate New York celebrated her 104th birthday by fulfilling her wish of seeing the inside of a jail.
Pat Godwin
Wow.
Ace Cosby
Livingston County Sheriff's office said the woman named Loretta requested the visit because she's never been to jail before. Before Loretta's tour, sheriff's officials celebrated the centenarian with coffee and cake. Take. She told Sheriff Thomas Dougherty that the secret to living a long life is to quote, mind your business.
Josh Arnold
That is, you know what their business.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, Yeah, I like that.
Pat Godwin
Pat, when you were in stir, did they wheel any. Any ladies by. Any old ladies? What are you here for, sonny?
Jeff Oskay
I was in the mail section.
Josh Arnold
Did you get coffee and cake?
Jeff Oskay
No, we got a little bologna sandwich and an apple.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Wasn't like a candy bar and a bowl of soup. All right.
Jeff Oskay
It's a horrible baloney sandw apple that I. I did not eat.
Ace Cosby
You were there a day?
Jeff Oskay
14 hours, Chris.
Ace Cosby
You're not even a day.
Jeff Oskay
Makes a man hard.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, sure does. Which. Which your fellow. Your fellow inmates were you tur. Thank you, Christy. The second time we've had the word turgid. Isn't turgid also used to describe, like, a really boring novel?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I think so.
Pat Godwin
It was kind of a tur. Read a little bit hard to get through.
Josh Arnold
Stiff. Difficult.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Okay. So. I'm sorry, is she. Would you. She's how old? 101.
Ace Cosby
104.
Jeff Oskay
She just wanted to see the inside not stay.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. She just wanted to see the inside of a jail.
Jeff Oskay
She could have called me.
Christy Lee
Used to be able to eat in a real jail. It was a restaurant.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
That was cool.
Christy Lee
I saw the most magnificent server mistake. They dropped a ramekin of salsa on the floor.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And it landed. Landed as flat. As flat as you can imagine. And it just exploded like a firework. Salsa was ever.
Pat Godwin
Oh, the jail.
Christy Lee
Yeah. It was glorious. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
They have a sub sandwich place that you can.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Josh Arnold
State. Penn Station. Have you guys tried that?
Ace Cosby
I have not a cup of fries.
Pat Godwin
You know, I used to play with Mr. Potato Head and I pretend I was also Meet the Press. Yeah, yeah. But. And I inadvertently said Mark Russet, Right?
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Well, thank you very much, Christy. That's.
Ace Cosby
You're welcome.
Pat Godwin
I hear the lady wants to go for 105th birthday. She wants to go to Gitmo. Oh, you see some real badasses. That's. Yeah, that'll be. And I guess there's a lot of planes going down there, so. Hop on board, grandma. Put a file.
Josh Arnold
Mark Russell, get more people in there. Carl Albert, Where'd you go?
Christy Lee
Where'd you go?
Josh Arnold
Barkley, we need you now.
Jeff Oskay
Cuban missile crisis.
Pat Godwin
Put on the bubble top. Jfk. I don't care if it's a sunny day.
Jeff Oskay
There you go.
Josh Arnold
Well, maybe drive faster than 2.
Jeff Oskay
Have an extra security.
Pat Godwin
Well, I think we've successfully gone off the rails, by the way. Off the rails Sounds like a sex.
Josh Arnold
Starting to make it funny again. And it's making me mad.
Christy Lee
There's only some of us going to return.
Pat Godwin
I just. I just like this old lady being wheeled through a jail. Jail cell. I'm scared straight. One of the inmates said, I smell the bitch on you, Nana. What does that mean? Coming up, comedian Al Jackson. He'll be joining us on our special visit. But have we posted the poster? The beta version of the poster? Okay. You want to see it? It's only going to be fleeting. We'll have a new one for you tomorrow.
Christy Lee
It's worth a view, though.
Pat Godwin
We are in the Aurelio to part studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more Bob and Tom next.
Christy Lee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk.
Ace Cosby
Hi, Chick.
Christy Lee
There's Pat Godwin.
Jeff Oskay
Hey, Chick.
Christy Lee
Jeff Oskay joins us.
Al Jackson
Howdy, sir.
Christy Lee
He's in the studio. There's Josh Arnold, Chicky, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello. Tom Jakestrew. How are you? I'm all right.
Pat Godwin
Let's see now, coming up in a week or two or three, we have the winter beard. Josh Arnold will be shedding the beard.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I'm gonna try to work it around.
Pat Godwin
Christie's schedule as well, in stages.
Ace Cosby
I'll be gone, but that's all right. Right.
Pat Godwin
And right now you have your winter beard. A big, full, bushy beard.
Josh Arnold
This is my. Yes, thank you. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And your brothers have big beards like this.
Josh Arnold
Every now and again, they'll do this. Yeah. My brother Joe does not. He's. I don't know if he could grow a full beard, per se, but he. He. He often sports a mustache. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Now, we also have in the studio with Right now, Mr. Jeff Oscar, one of the finest comedy writers that I know and a great comedian.
Josh Arnold
I'm inspired by his beer.
Pat Godwin
And he has a. He has a beard that is as bushy as they come.
Josh Arnold
It's great.
Pat Godwin
That is a huge, huge beard.
Ace Cosby
Are you gonna let it grow like ZZ Top Link?
Al Jackson
I feel like it doesn't get any longer than this.
Josh Arnold
Jeff, was your father. Is he a beard guy?
Al Jackson
He's a. He's Polish, so he just has a mustache.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay. We actually have some stories along those lines.
Pat Godwin
What night. What night does he bowl?
Al Jackson
Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Josh Arnold
Oh, so that means his mom and dad were Polish.
Pat Godwin
Y. Yeah. I don't know why that makes any sense. It really doesn't, does it? I. I'm so sorry.
Christy Lee
Kind of makes sense. They're Polish. They like to bowl.
Pat Godwin
As a. As a joke writer. Help me. Now, you mentioned. What is the brand, the. The breed of potatoes that you like?
Josh Arnold
Oh, I enjoy the russets. Yeah, russets. Your bake. Your traditional baking potato.
Pat Godwin
And then I thought as he was saying that. Oh, that's a kind of potato. That's interesting. Maybe we could do Mr. Potato Head hosting Meet the Press, and it would be. I meant. I said. I should have said a Tim. Russet potato, Right? Yeah. That's too late to fix it, isn't it? I said a Mark russet. I was thinking of Mark Russell, the piano.
Josh Arnold
If you remember, we all played along.
Pat Godwin
Okay, very good, Very good. I'm sorry. Now, here's a trivia question. Chick will know the answer to this. When you were a kid, on Sundays, you'd be trying to Watch cartoons and your.
Christy Lee
You mean Saturdays? We're trying to watch cartoons.
Pat Godwin
No, Sundays.
Christy Lee
Sundays we were never. Oh, Davey and Gloria.
Pat Godwin
Sure. Yeah. That was crappy.
Ace Cosby
That was like a religious cartoon.
Christy Lee
There's always a message, Davies.
Josh Arnold
The sentiment was wonderful in that.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, but you want to watch Huckleberry Hound and the cool stuff.
Josh Arnold
I bet that's for Saturdays.
Pat Godwin
But on Sundays instead of cartoons, because there was a limited number of channels, then you'd have to. Meet the Press would come on. Do you remember at the end of Meet the Press, they would say, you can get a transcript of today's show.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Merkel Press at the Merkel Press. Are they still in business, do you suppose? I don't know. With AI out there.
Christy Lee
I'd like to.
Ace Cosby
You sat and watched Meet the Press?
Pat Godwin
No, then I'd have to get up and do something.
Ace Cosby
I was gonna say, come on. Yeah, your dad did, I bet, though, didn't he?
Christy Lee
Davey and Goliath was stop. Stop action claymation or whatever it is. Gumby and Pokey. Same.
Josh Arnold
Similar. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Gumby and Pokey wasn't. Was secular. It wasn't religious slant.
Josh Arnold
No.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
It was very abstract and.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Odd.
Pat Godwin
Really?
Christy Lee
An odd.
Josh Arnold
Because every now and then, remember the Blockheads and the Block.
Christy Lee
And if Gumby was in. If he was in a hurry, he'd roll into a ball and.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Run down the street. Remember that?
Pat Godwin
Never learned.
Christy Lee
Very odd.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, very odd. I mean, do you think about how the propaganda you could do for kids if you wanted to do, like, really evil claymation.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Pat Godwin
Really indoctrinate them into some horrific political.
Ace Cosby
What is wrong with you?
Josh Arnold
Thankfully, our schools are doing that so the cartoons don't have to.
Christy Lee
True enough.
Pat Godwin
Well, well worth it. So I walk in here a couple minutes ago, and all I hear is the tail end of Oscar telling something. What did you do? You ran out of gas. What happened?
Al Jackson
No, when me and Pat were on the road. Pat. We were in Pat's car. Pat was driving. We were coming around Chicago, right. And all of a sudden his car just accelerates to like a hundred. And I'm like, what are you doing?
Josh Arnold
And Godwin doesn't drive that way.
Al Jackson
No, Godwin's a.
Jeff Oskay
We were terrified.
Al Jackson
Very safe driving.
Christy Lee
We were terrified.
Josh Arnold
The floor mat got stuck.
Al Jackson
He's hitting the brake. But the car's still accelerating as. As we're breaking.
Ace Cosby
Oh, my gosh.
Al Jackson
Revving. And I'm like, put it in neutral.
Pat Godwin
And. And we turn it off.
Al Jackson
We get. We get to a little pull off place and. And I'm like, it's a Sunday.
Jeff Oskay
We're going to be here all day.
Al Jackson
Figure out why the car is accelerating. Because we turn it off. We turn it back on.
Josh Arnold
Back off.
Al Jackson
And I pop the hood. And I'm looking for like a. Oh.
Christy Lee
You look like the alternator.
Al Jackson
I'm looking for a cable. Like they. They're still operated by a cable. You know, the accelerator still operate. I'm like, it's Sunday. We're just.
Pat Godwin
We're gonna be here all day.
Al Jackson
Finally, for some reason, he got out and we looked in and his floor mat had slid up under the brake pedal, but over the gas pedal and.
Jeff Oskay
Had a full blast in the gas pedal.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Al Jackson
I mean, it was revving to, like.
Ace Cosby
So we had the hit something on the.
Pat Godwin
In all seriousness, and I don't know if this works on all vehicles anymore, it happened to me pulling into a major shopping center.
Christy Lee
Yes. And I mean major and exclusive shopping center.
Pat Godwin
I actually know it was the crappy one, but I wouldn't go there now. But I remember from driver's Ed, turn off the car.
Josh Arnold
See, driver Z, we were taught neutral.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, but if you. Then you're. If you do put it into neutral, if you're going to rev.
Josh Arnold
That's what I get.
Al Jackson
That's what happens.
Jeff Oskay
This happens. We didn't know what to do.
Josh Arnold
We were told to neutral until you come to a stop, then turn it off. I don't know why.
Pat Godwin
Well, I was going. I was going. All of a sudden my car was flying, and it was maybe 300 yards before I would have hit a wall. And it turned out. And in this. This particular case. And I don't know how this works now, it was the linkage that had snapped when I eventually got it fixed.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, the linkage. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I mean, I don't know.
Al Jackson
But then I. I saw something just the other day that there's either a new law or they're trying to make it or they've made it so that. You know how they have hooks on the floor now for your floor mats?
Pat Godwin
Yes, That's.
Al Jackson
So that doesn't happen.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Al Jackson
Because apparently that's a thing that happens to a lot of people. So the new cars have hooks on the floor mats.
Pat Godwin
Chick, you're in my car. This velvet Velcro.
Christy Lee
Velcro, yes. It's a velcro circle. It's very nice. Oh, okay.
Ace Cosby
Oh, wow. Look at you guys.
Christy Lee
Oh, yes.
Josh Arnold
You know, I have the snappy circle deals, too, but I have Weathertech.
Pat Godwin
So I. Yeah, but this was Weathertech.
Christy Lee
Am I the only one listening Right now, who gets the feeling that this would never happen to anybody else but Pat?
Pat Godwin
Well, no, no.
Christy Lee
It seems like right up your alley.
Pat Godwin
No, I think it's very common.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. In this room, it is most likely to happen to Pat because things.
Ace Cosby
Things like that happen.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
People. I know. People driving with sandals have gotten their footsteps.
Ace Cosby
I've gotten my flip flop stuck.
Pat Godwin
I wonder.
Christy Lee
Don't you guys always honestly wonder? You wake up in the morning, you're getting yourself ready, and you're thinking, I wonder how Pat is getting ready this morning. How. How he leaves where he's been sleeping. But there was a time when he gets here.
Pat Godwin
There was a time when it was if.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
At least now. Or at least now we're out of time.
Jeff Oskay
There were a lot of back surgeries.
Pat Godwin
As opposed to the if days.
Christy Lee
My perception hasn't changed that much. It's.
Ace Cosby
He posted a photo of his apartment on Instagram a few months ago.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Ace Cosby
And I was stunned. I don't know what.
Jeff Oskay
How beautiful it was.
Ace Cosby
I thought, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, it's very well decorated.
Pat Godwin
Very nice.
Jeff Oskay
Yes.
Ace Cosby
And I did.
Christy Lee
Didn't you have help decorating that? Didn't Jess come over and do something? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Jeff Oskay
She kind of positioned things in places.
Ace Cosby
Okay, well, that put the artwork up. She did a great job. Because it looks very nice.
Jeff Oskay
Thank you.
Josh Arnold
I feel.
Al Jackson
Feel like Pat never sleeps.
Josh Arnold
I don't like he.
Al Jackson
Like, he's.
Josh Arnold
He's.
Al Jackson
He's dressed for tomorrow's show at 11 o'clock at night. I'm like a vampire on his couch.
Jeff Oskay
I get a text from Tom. Diarrhea song, Wendy's, There's a dildo involved.
Christy Lee
Don't forget about the Sounds Like a.
Pat Godwin
Sex Move, by the way. Right there. That's our next song. Sounds like a sex move. The things of this week.
Christy Lee
This is Sounds of. Sounds of Silence. Like a psych.
Jeff Oskay
There you go.
Pat Godwin
Now, that reminds me of a possible topic.
Ace Cosby
What?
Pat Godwin
And, Christy, I don't want you to talk about your own personal life because this would be too awkward?
Ace Cosby
Depends on what it is.
Pat Godwin
It is awkward. Let's just say one of your friends was talking to you. Is there a thing that she says or does that is a way of saying, not tonight, honey? You know what I'm saying?
Ace Cosby
Oh, I know exactly what you're saying.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Is there. Is there a particular thing that one might do? Not you personally, of course. Course. But.
Ace Cosby
Oh, it's like, not tonight.
Pat Godwin
Oh, you just. You actually state it. Stay out loud.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, that ain't happening tonight.
Jeff Oskay
Certain pajamas, maybe a bulkier pajama.
Josh Arnold
Christy. That you're doing the right thing.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Or your friend is. Whatever.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I'll talk about this because this comes up a lot. No.
Pat Godwin
You know, you don't have like some exotic move where you put your hair in a weird position and put cream all over your face.
Ace Cosby
No, no.
Josh Arnold
Am I the only guy in the room that sometimes says not tonight?
Pat Godwin
Absolutely.
Josh Arnold
Let's say you're on the clock.
Pat Godwin
Busted.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I mean, sometimes it's.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I'm tired. I just want to go to bed.
Christy Lee
The answer is yes.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Jeff Oskay
When the CPAP goes on, there's no hanky panky.
Ace Cosby
Oh, you can't do it with the CPAP on.
Jeff Oskay
You can't. Have you ever have.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. You have. Really? Yeah. And the victimizer. I mean your girlfriend.
Christy Lee
Victim is.
Pat Godwin
All right, we better do a reset. I think I may have just.
Jeff Oskay
That's worse than the rest of show.
Pat Godwin
I'm so sorry.
Christy Lee
Hey, it's time for me to tell you about Raycon's everyday earbuds.
Pat Godwin
Did you guys know that?
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Pat Godwin
Christy Lee, what's coming up?
Ace Cosby
Coming up, we'll talk about the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. We'll talk about Nosferatu. We have a very interesting story about the current film.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Ace Cosby
And salmon sperm in the news.
Pat Godwin
Wow.
Josh Arnold
Take it all.
Pat Godwin
So Josh, when you, when you say. When you're just. You're so direct. When you say, you know, when you say, not tonight, honey, how does your hand take the information?
Josh Arnold
It wasn't it puts on a glove and pouch.
Pat Godwin
I. I see. Okay.
Christy Lee
That was almost a perfect storm. It was so quiet. And salmon.
Pat Godwin
They're fish. They're underwater. Oh, I get it. Okay. Sorry I had to put that together. Took me a while. This is fine. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show minutes.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Got a letter here. Not gonna go well. You ready, Tom? You got the new poster ready for the big live broadcast we're doing next weekend?
Pat Godwin
Well, we're doing some tweaks on the poster. We are celebrating with our friends in Iowa. Coming up on the 21st of February, 5am local time. We'll be at the Riverside Casino and Resort for a special morning show broadcast and a special comedy show that night. Thanks to our friends at 100.7 the fox and we. Do we have a poster? Where is it? Oh, there's one right behind.
Christy Lee
Behind you.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, there's a. We. It's, it's still a work in progress.
Christy Lee
I took exception to the picture you chose for me and here's a wise emailer. Okay, dear people, I reviewed the poster. Chick looks exactly like Mimi from the Drew Carey show. Thanks a lot, Tom.
Pat Godwin
That is.
Christy Lee
Thanks so much.
Pat Godwin
That is a dead on. It's being augmented as we speak.
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Pat Godwin
We should explain every. We've took photographs of the entire staff. Yes, Ace. Behind the scenes people. And, and the, the larger photographs are of those that will be on the air that morning. And then I put the entire staff more or less below it in smaller photographs so we could fit them all on and. But each photograph was, was, was altered with. How would you. Kind of an Andy Warhol pop art.
Ace Cosby
Kind of.
Pat Godwin
Yes, very good. And a chick was not happy with his. Apparently it was an older.
Christy Lee
How many times has that happened? Over 40 years. Have I said don't use that photo?
Pat Godwin
Have you ever.
Ace Cosby
I've never heard you.
Pat Godwin
Why don't you supply a photo?
Christy Lee
Why don't you kiss my ass?
Pat Godwin
Well, I, I would.
Christy Lee
How about that?
Pat Godwin
I would, but.
Christy Lee
I know.
Pat Godwin
Well, no, who else would it be back there? Your mom?
Christy Lee
Hang on.
Josh Arnold
Did you consider that?
Christy Lee
Wow. Did you think about that? Well, when you're right, you're right.
Pat Godwin
That got ugly.
Josh Arnold
I have an email here from Harmony. We were talking about the dog and jaws the other day.
Christy Lee
Oh yeah, Pippin.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Well, Harmony says first, if no one tells you no, that's not how she sounds.
Christy Lee
I had no problem with that.
Josh Arnold
The dog and jaws is Pippin not. It is not true harmony. It is pippet in both the movie and the Peter Benchley novel. Look it up before you write in. Thank you very much. But then she goes on to say some very nice things about Cool Ranch Doritos. You want to hear them?
Christy Lee
Yeah, I would love to hear.
Josh Arnold
Dip them in sour cream. She says, whoa, they are amazing.
Pat Godwin
Who knew?
Josh Arnold
Because we all like sour cream and onion dip. Yeah, I bet the Cool Ranch kind of adds that. Oniony, spicy, tangy.
Christy Lee
I think you're right. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And we had a letter. I don't have it handy. Oh, good.
Christy Lee
This will help.
Pat Godwin
I can do a precis of the letter, if you will. I can distill it with my memory of. Someone would like to get the recipes that Ms. Hooker brought in the pre Super Bowl.
Ace Cosby
Oh, the appetizers.
Pat Godwin
Appetizers. There's a request for those recipes we had. What was the one with the kimchu on it? Whatever it was.
Ace Cosby
Kimchi.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah. Kim Chu is a South Korean porn star. The kimchi it. It. I experienced the longest episode of flatulence in my life and one sustained issue, if you will, apparently due to the. What is it? It's rotten cabbage. Is that what that is?
Josh Arnold
Ferment.
Pat Godwin
But it was absolutely delicious. But I'm just. I'm warning you, if you do that recipe, beware.
Ace Cosby
Could have made you some money.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah.
Ace Cosby
An Australian man claims he makes nearly $25,000 a year by making fart videos on Only Fans.
Pat Godwin
Oh, man.
Josh Arnold
Oh, man. All right. This is a man.
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Christy Lee
Anything. Anything in belching. They have a belching area. We can get into that maybe.
Ace Cosby
Nath Wild explained that he started working as a carpenter while moonlighting at a popular strip club club called Magic Men on the weekends and gaining a social media following, he eventually launched an Only fans, admitting he initially passed on requests for videos of himself passing gas. But after repeated inquiries, he decided to break wind on camera. Mr. Wilde said, I was blown away, no pun intended, by the demand, and I've been making them ever since.
Josh Arnold
Do we know if he's naked?
Ace Cosby
Probably. Don't you think? I don't know.
Josh Arnold
I don't know.
Ace Cosby
He says he can now make upwards of $2,500 a video.
Pat Godwin
What?
Ace Cosby
Adding, I make over $126,000 a year through my content, and I'd say 20% of that is from fart videos.
Al Jackson
All right, Dude, I could have made like 10,000 in my office just this morning.
Pat Godwin
You're sitting in a gold mine.
Josh Arnold
I'm wondering if you have to show any anus.
Ace Cosby
Would you do that.
Pat Godwin
What about Andy?
Josh Arnold
There are many reasons why that shouldn't have been said.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that shouldn't. That shouldn't have even been fought.
Jeff Oskay
I missed.
Christy Lee
You.
Pat Godwin
Never saw that.
Ace Cosby
Double down.
Pat Godwin
A long lost pornographic movie.
Christy Lee
You've got to shut up Cost.
Pat Godwin
It's considered to be politically incorrect these days.
Ace Cosby
So let's get back to the topic. What I show you would not show your butt on.
Christy Lee
No.
Josh Arnold
I don't know man. We're talking 26 grand a year.
Jeff Oskay
That's a lot of money.
Ace Cosby
He gets 126,000.
Josh Arnold
20% though is just in the air.
Pat Godwin
Is he lighting them or are they just.
Christy Lee
God.
Josh Arnold
I think people just want to see the. The wink if you will.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Ace Cosby
Can you see that?
Josh Arnold
If you pr. If you push out.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Imagine.
Christy Lee
Hey, here's a letter.
Jeff Oskay
Thank you.
Josh Arnold
It kind of purses like you're about to whistle.
Christy Lee
I listened to your show the other day. This starts. This is from Chris. You had the rankings of Little Debbie snacks.
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Christy Lee
Do you remember what number one was?
Ace Cosby
Nutty.
Josh Arnold
Nutty Buddies.
Christy Lee
Nutty Buddies and Star Crunch did not make the top six.
Ace Cosby
Really makes me mad. That was.
Pat Godwin
I don't understand time.
Christy Lee
Chris says he was at Walmart last night and first time ever I I've seen anyway Little Debbie snacks ice cream.
Josh Arnold
No kidding.
Christy Lee
And they from the Nutty Buddy all the way to oatmeal cream pie ice cream.
Josh Arnold
That sounds real good.
Christy Lee
Little Debbie ice cream. I had no idea. Or did we talk about this before and I've forgotten it.
Ace Cosby
I don't remember that.
Josh Arnold
We may have but Little Debbie a.
Christy Lee
Nice reminder flavored ice cream. Yeah know.
Pat Godwin
Yum.
Christy Lee
That's all right.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Ace Cosby
You don't like never had Little Debbie.
Pat Godwin
I don't eat.
Christy Lee
I don't eat store bought snack that kind of stuff. Cuz your mother would.
Pat Godwin
No, I. I'm sure it's lovely. I have enough plastic in my body from various surgeries rather than eating.
Josh Arnold
Well you got to take it off you. You take the pl.
Pat Godwin
I don't want to.
Christy Lee
You're eating tomorrow.
Josh Arnold
And no wonder you didn't like them.
Pat Godwin
Supposed to unwrap them. Nobody told me that.
Jeff Oskay
I don't like the mouth feel so crunchy.
Ace Cosby
Well hey. The Rock and Roll hall of Fame has released this year's nominees. The list of 14 includes the band Fish, those lovely brothers in Oasis.
Pat Godwin
I'll say this, I. I think Fish is great. Trey is a great guy. But if they do win, it's going to be a very long ceremony. They get into a jam session with Fish. They're going to be there for three days.
Christy Lee
Is free not in? Because I know bad companies up.
Ace Cosby
So I don't know. Chubby Checker.
Christy Lee
Check that out.
Ace Cosby
Tom Mariah Carey, Cyndi Lauper, Outkast, Bad Company. Joe Cocker. I can't believe Joe Cocker.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, no kidding.
Josh Arnold
Joe Cocker. I mean, Chubby Checker is not in the exhibit with his left foot.
Christy Lee
Cocker is like a vocalist.
Pat Godwin
Hang on a second. Oh, yo. You're implying that I see that little.
Josh Arnold
Diabetes comedy sugar in his pan.
Pat Godwin
Sugar pit. He really is. He really isn't that big. I'm sorry.
Josh Arnold
No, it's funny. He kind of wasn't. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Joy Division, slash, New Order, Soundgarden, Mana, the Black Crows and the White Stripes.
Pat Godwin
And Mana is what, some South America, Latin American band?
Ace Cosby
Yes. The 2025 inductees will be revealed in late April. The ceremony takes place in Los Angeles. Angelus.
Pat Godwin
We had some really good ones this time.
Ace Cosby
Who do you think?
Christy Lee
Who.
Ace Cosby
Who are your choices?
Pat Godwin
Joe Cocker for sure. Bad company for sure.
Josh Arnold
Billy Idol. I'm going.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Boo. I look, I'm not a huge fan.
Christy Lee
Kidding.
Josh Arnold
But I think.
Christy Lee
I think he's more than anybody. I think he was an MTV creation.
Josh Arnold
But I think that's important.
Pat Godwin
He had hit three great hits.
Christy Lee
But weren't they like nothing original?
Jeff Oskay
White Wedding, I think maybe was a original.
Pat Godwin
That's a great song.
Ace Cosby
Rebel Yellow.
Christy Lee
I don't need you weighing in on this, Ace. I know you probably love Billy Idol.
Pat Godwin
He's good.
Christy Lee
There we go.
Pat Godwin
I mean, order.
Ace Cosby
They should be in.
Pat Godwin
They need to change the name of it to the Rock and Roll and Pop Music hall of Fame.
Al Jackson
Or just the music.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, the Pop Music hall of Fame would be.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, but I mean. But they're. They're. What's the one. They're branded as the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. They can't get rid of that. But I'm just saying they have to amend it.
Christy Lee
I forgot this Billy Idol song.
Pat Godwin
Eyes without.
Christy Lee
This is a weird one. You without a face. This is a Sinatra. He's trying to sing like.
Ace Cosby
Like Billy Idol.
Christy Lee
No, thank you.
Pat Godwin
I've heard he's a really nice guy, but.
Ace Cosby
He is Ace and I hung out with Billy Idol before.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's cool.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Hey, he's sing. He sounds like Jim Carrey when he's.
Josh Arnold
It does kind of sound like he has a head cold.
Christy Lee
You know. Though I do. Cuts like a knife. I forgot that. Brian.
Ace Cosby
Brian Adams. Fun of yesterday.
Christy Lee
Cuts like a knife. If I was making fun of him yesterday, And I'd like to apologize.
Josh Arnold
Oh, because you like that one?
Christy Lee
I like Cuts Like a Knife. Yes.
Ace Cosby
Love, Brian.
Pat Godwin
You like summer of 69?
Christy Lee
No.
Josh Arnold
No.
Christy Lee
This is now.
Pat Godwin
Brian is not at the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.
Josh Arnold
This sounds like 90210 interstitial music.
Christy Lee
I apologize to Brian and Canada. I could have sworn we had it all.
Josh Arnold
We should be tariffing Canada just for Brian Adam.
Pat Godwin
All right.
Josh Arnold
Oh, thank you.
Pat Godwin
Thank you.
Ace Cosby
I bet he's in the Canadian river in the hall of Fame.
Jeff Oskay
Is there.
Christy Lee
Is there one?
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And then he said. He said, who is he and what.
Pat Godwin
Is he to you?
Josh Arnold
All right.
Pat Godwin
Tom.
Josh Arnold
Tom's real man.
Pat Godwin
Oh. You know, when you do that, we go off the air. Okay.
Josh Arnold
And he'll play the theme song too.
Christy Lee
If I'm playing it where it is. Don't do as I do. Do as I say. Go ahead.
Pat Godwin
No, I just. Who do you think should. Of the. Of these nominees, who should be in it?
Christy Lee
Well, Bad Company is the cinch for me out of all.
Josh Arnold
Same here.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
The Black Crows are pretty strong.
Christy Lee
They are too.
Josh Arnold
They really should be in.
Christy Lee
I. I don't think I care for that because it's too recent for me and I can't.
Pat Godwin
He's been around since, what, 72 or something?
Christy Lee
Well, yeah, but that's. That's from my childhood. I like.
Ace Cosby
What about Cindy Lauper? She's.
Pat Godwin
No, that was an mtc.
Christy Lee
See, my reason for Billy, was there.
Al Jackson
A Bad company album called 10 from 6 or 6 from.
Josh Arnold
I think that was the greatest hit score.
Al Jackson
Okay. I. I used to make out to that album with my first girlfriend.
Christy Lee
Yeah, you did.
Al Jackson
Yeah, we did.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Son of a gun.
Al Jackson
Yeah. You felt like making love, making out to Bad Company?
Ace Cosby
Of course, baby.
Josh Arnold
My favorite was always Shooting Star.
Pat Godwin
Was always my favorite.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Sad story.
Ace Cosby
Shooting Star. Yeah.
Christy Lee
It's like making.
Josh Arnold
He burned too bright, didn't he?
Ace Cosby
Yeah, he did burn out.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. So I don't. Chubby Checker. He should be.
Christy Lee
No.
Josh Arnold
Why not?
Pat Godwin
No.
Christy Lee
Chubby Checker. Billy Eil. Title, Cyndi Lauper. I don't think they're. Musically.
Josh Arnold
You don't think they were that.
Pat Godwin
I mean, it's supposed to. It's supposed to represent. I mean, if they have all these rap artists in there, why not have a guy like Chubby Check?
Josh Arnold
We certainly don't need Mariah Carey in there, and I'm a Mariah Carey fan.
Ace Cosby
Mariah Carey does not fit Soundgarden. They're pretty dang good.
Josh Arnold
Oh, of course.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
Joy Division, one song. But they're Very instrumental and New Order.
Ace Cosby
They're really good.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Bizarre Love Triangle and Blue Monday.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, that's a big 80s band. Should be in.
Pat Godwin
How many do they let in each year? Is there like A.
Josh Arnold
It's 22. 22.
Ace Cosby
They only nominate 14.
Josh Arnold
I know there are secrets, secret ones.
Pat Godwin
That go, what's the outcast one? Is it hey you or. That's.
Christy Lee
That's a great song.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, I love it. That's a great album.
Pat Godwin
Do they. Don't they have like a. A one hit wonder section now at the Rock and Roll?
Josh Arnold
They really should.
Pat Godwin
There's so many bands that like. Like one song. That's what's a good example. Oh, it's like. So that song Spirit in the Sky.
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
That's just like a universal green bomb, guy. Yeah, but that was it.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I don't think there was even an attempt at a second one, was there?
Ace Cosby
I guess five to seven get actually put into hall of Fame every year.
Pat Godwin
So you ever been there?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Ace Cosby
I was at the one in New York City that was there for a short time, but I've never.
Pat Godwin
One of Cleveland.
Josh Arnold
Really interesting bed really is cool.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Now, what do you got coming up over there, Christy Lee?
Ace Cosby
Well, coming up, we have the Nosferatu update for you. We have salmon sperm.
Christy Lee
During that, we're having a conversation.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And the only thing I can remember is Josh mumbling to me.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Tom's real mad. That's the only thing I can remember.
Ace Cosby
And guys, would you get a procedure down there? We'll talk about this one coming up.
Pat Godwin
Hmm. You know, Oasis was nominated. Is that right?
Ace Cosby
Yep.
Pat Godwin
You know, better hurry before they. Well, they're, they're getting along, but they're gonna hit the road and go on a tour. I mean, what are the odds of that thing being able to go for long before they kill each other.
Josh Arnold
Godwin and I might go.
Jeff Oskay
We'd have to. Yeah, we have to.
Ace Cosby
I'd like to see them. I like Oasis.
Christy Lee
I was gonna go now. Unless you guys are gonna be there.
Pat Godwin
Go to one of the early. Go to one of the early shows.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Like when the Stills Young band went out, I went to the second show. Good thing, because that was the last one. They and Stephen, after, I guess, two shows, Neil said, you know something, see you later.
Christy Lee
A southern man. Don't need him around. Anyhow.
Pat Godwin
It was a great show though. Right now, Christy Lee is going to be hitting the road.
Ace Cosby
That's right. Maybe I'll see Oasis in London. You could join me too. September 28th, as we journey through the lovely landscapes of England, Scotland and Wales.
Christy Lee
You can all come by my new house in London. Well, I'll be there by September. Yeah, go ahead. It'd be great.
Ace Cosby
All right. You'll be there by September?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Lunch for everybody.
Christy Lee
That's right.
Ace Cosby
We're going to travel through charming countrysides, experience the historic cities of London and Edinburgh. Edinburgh. We'll also visit Oxford, Chester and Shakespeare. Stratford upon Avon.
Christy Lee
Chester. Besta Testa.
Ace Cosby
Edinburgh's castle is on. Edinburgh's castle's on here. And visit the medieval walls of York. So much more. And you know what the great thing about traveling with Colette, they make it super, super easy. It includes flights, meals, hotels, sightseeing, all the local experiences. All you have to do is have the time of your life. Don't miss your chance to see Great Britain with me. Call Colette at 800-581 or visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581-8942 or visit bobandom.com I'm gonna have you make a T shirt for us, Tom, so we can give everybody a T shirt. Oh, cool. Wouldn't that be fun?
Pat Godwin
And are you, are you going to be doing some of the directing and talking to people?
Ace Cosby
You mean like a tour, Actual tour guide?
Pat Godwin
Yeah. You learn a little bit.
Ace Cosby
I haven't been asked, but I would.
Pat Godwin
Okay. I've got my idea for the tour T shirt.
Ace Cosby
Okay.
Pat Godwin
It's kind of a gag. I'm going to call it a strap on upon Avon. And it's a. It's a lady.
Ace Cosby
I was kidding.
Pat Godwin
A lady named. No. Okay. Sorry. These. I gotta polish these jokes. My Tim Rusher joke bombed. I.
Christy Lee
Hey, Skinner's in the hall of fame.
Pat Godwin
All right. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
Five here.
Christy Lee
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here in the studio. There's Christy and Josh and Pat Godwin, Jeff Osu, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We're the.
Pat Godwin
We're gonna do better.
Christy Lee
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Ace Cosby
Yes, the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.
Pat Godwin
Getting focused. Yes. They've the new nominees. Pretty good roster.
Ace Cosby
Yes. And we found out the band Free is not in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.
Pat Godwin
And Paul Rogers Of Bad Company is. Is in Bad Company.
Ace Cosby
And yes, in Bad Company has been nominated and we.
Christy Lee
So Paul Rogers is not in the Rock Roll hall of Fame at all.
Ace Cosby
In anything that I know of. I didn't look it up. As he will be specifically.
Christy Lee
That is a surprise.
Ace Cosby
Like we did last year year with Peter Frampton. We encouraged everyone to vote because the fan vote does matter.
Christy Lee
Vote for Peter Frampton this year. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
If you want.
Christy Lee
Well, send them a message.
Josh Arnold
I never vote for the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. It all gets you is rock and roll jury duty.
Pat Godwin
Oh, very clever. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
You don't get rock and roll coochie coo out of that.
Josh Arnold
If you.
Christy Lee
Coochie, is it?
Ace Cosby
I like you said coochie's version.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Ace Cosby
She was on Instagram the other day with a. She's got to be what, a thousand. She was dressed exactly the same.
Pat Godwin
I don't think she's. I think she's only in her, like maybe 70.
Josh Arnold
No kidding.
Ace Cosby
Like she might be 80.
Pat Godwin
Oh, really?
Christy Lee
If this is the case, Xavier Cugot had that. Like she was. Yeah. Troubling her age.
Pat Godwin
Xavier, he was the. He was the Elvis of. Yeah, whatever.
Ace Cosby
Our new staff member Austin pulled up the fan vote right now.
Christy Lee
Who's this Austin?
Ace Cosby
Don't know his name.
Christy Lee
Don't know.
Josh Arnold
Oh, he's the guy that you shouldered in the hallway.
Ace Cosby
You're trying to get in.
Christy Lee
Oh, I came in the studio and I just said out of here. New guy.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, he's the guy that. I got a really handsome picture of him for the poster.
Ace Cosby
It just keeps happening right now. Fish leads the fan ballot, followed by Billy Idol. Son of a Soundgarden, Cyndi Lauper, Joe Cocker Bag company and Chubby Checker.
Pat Godwin
All right. All.
Christy Lee
All that's criminal.
Pat Godwin
All worthy.
Josh Arnold
Since when are you the peacemaker? This is no. Boy, that really. My spidey senses are tingling.
Pat Godwin
No, because what are you trying to do here?
Christy Lee
Are you trying to sleep with Cindy Lauper?
Pat Godwin
They're all.
Christy Lee
If you are, you have to tell us.
Pat Godwin
They're all semi legit, I think. Sure. Or more than certainly of their era and.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. And paved the way for others probably.
Pat Godwin
There are a lot in there that shouldn't be, but, you know, whatever.
Al Jackson
How many hits did Chubby Checker have?
Ace Cosby
One.
Christy Lee
One.
Josh Arnold
Well, I believe he had. Yeah. Yeah. One and a half is funny.
Pat Godwin
Didn't he have let's Twist Again?
Christy Lee
He had an album called Harder than Diamonds or something and he had a rock and roll song on that. That was not. That was not bad. And I forget the name of it, but it. I kind of liked it when it came.
Josh Arnold
Stick it In Slowly. Was that it? What is it? Stick it in slowly.
Christy Lee
No, I think it was.
Pat Godwin
Oh, no, no. But that's. You're thinking of the double. You're thinking of the double features.
Christy Lee
I think it was my feet. It was called I Shut it the Door.
Jeff Oskay
My Feet are Numb.
Christy Lee
The flip side was My Feet Are Dumb.
Ace Cosby
We Are Awful human beings.
Pat Godwin
His second album, Chucky Checker Type 2. Come on, you have to. The twist is probably in the top 10 of all time.
Christy Lee
Memorable.
Jeff Oskay
That's dead on.
Pat Godwin
Do it again. Do it again.
Christy Lee
Come on, baby.
Pat Godwin
What's the secret to that?
Christy Lee
If Chubby Checker is a Rock and Roll hall of Fame, Dicky Goodman should be in the Rock and roll.
Pat Godwin
There should. There should be a special category for comedy.
Josh Arnold
Hello, Mr. That does kind of beg the question. Should Weird Al ever be in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame?
Pat Godwin
Absolutely. There should be a comedy category. Alan Sherman. Hello, Mother. Hello, Father.
Jeff Oskay
Perhaps Pat Godwin someday after I'm Gone.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Why do you have to be dead?
Jeff Oskay
I have a lot more hits to do. I haven't written them yet.
Ace Cosby
Oh, okay. All right.
Pat Godwin
Okay, let's. We have come up.
Ace Cosby
I have a story for you, Josh.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yes, please.
Pat Godwin
This the one about the expansion of.
Ace Cosby
The male member Nosferatu. Director Robert Eggers has revealed he used a prosthetic penis for one of the scenes in the film.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Yes.
Pat Godwin
I have not seen this. This is the newest version of Dracula.
Josh Arnold
Yes. And you do see Count Orlok full frontal, do you?
Pat Godwin
What is the difference between counter or Count Orlok and Dracula?
Josh Arnold
Quite honestly, copyright issues back in the day. It really is the story of Dracula. It is. And so they just changed the name to Count Orlok.
Ace Cosby
He went to great lengths, wink, wink for Bill Skarsgard's transformation into Count Orlok. And according to Variety, Oscar nominated makeup effects designer David white Created over 62 prosthetic pieces. Required a team of six to sue a place fly to make him into the count. Mr. Skarsgard was covered from head to toe with only the soles of his feet left untouched.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, he's completely unrecognizable in this thing.
Ace Cosby
As for what happened to the prosthetic penis after filming, actor Nicholas Holt, who appears in the film as Thomas Hutter.
Josh Arnold
He had quite an experience with it.
Ace Cosby
Did he really?
Josh Arnold
Does he talk about this?
Ace Cosby
No. Admitted in an interview with Elle that he was Count Orlock's prosthetic penis. Or he has it Right. Rather framed at his home and said it was a gift from the director, Mr. Eggers.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Because there was a scene where Orlok is very, very close to Nicholas Hoult's character. And Holt said all he could feel during that scene was it resting on him.
Pat Godwin
So the Dracula figure is naked.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
And is it unusually large?
Josh Arnold
Well, it's not like comically larger, you know, it's not Dirk Dangler esque, but it's certainly apparent. Yeah. So it's a gross.
Pat Godwin
Gross.
Josh Arnold
Counterlock is gross.
Ace Cosby
He is very gross in the silent film. I can't imagine what they did to him in 2024.
Pat Godwin
I thought it was weird that Wolfman had pants.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah. Everything else kind of. He rips off, but he leaves. I mean, the jeans do tear or the pants do kind of tear, but.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, but they're still Right.
Josh Arnold
Same with the Incredible Hulk. You know, he. Technically, he should be completely naked.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Although with all those roids, though, is, you know, as long as a short. Those steroids are.
Christy Lee
American Werewolf in London. He ends up naked, right? Yes. It ends up to. On all fours.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Well, that makes it all.
Christy Lee
No shirts or pants or anything.
Josh Arnold
Can't see the door.
Ace Cosby
Did you like that movie, the New Nosferatu?
Josh Arnold
Very much, yeah. It's cool. It's cool.
Ace Cosby
I think my daughter said it was something incredibly atmospheric. That's what she said. Something.
Pat Godwin
What does that mean? Slow?
Josh Arnold
No, just the. The mise en scene is.
Pat Godwin
Oh, oh, oh, I love that. I get that with my chop suey.
Al Jackson
It's actually misa.
Pat Godwin
Do you get the dumplings?
Christy Lee
Is that a duck dish?
Josh Arnold
I'll go ahead and talk to peers elsewhere. What does that mean? Other sinists.
Ace Cosby
What does it mean?
Pat Godwin
Isn't it sinist in your circles?
Josh Arnold
I'm sure it means the look and feel of. Of whatever's happening in the frame.
Ace Cosby
Oh, okay.
Christy Lee
Some snooty French word when one studies. Look what I found, ladies and gentlemen. Sequel. Now that is not the twist. That is.
Pat Godwin
Let's.
Christy Lee
Let's twist again.
Ace Cosby
That was his half hit.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that was his second hit.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Christy Lee
And then he did. Also did Limbo Rock. I forgot about that.
Josh Arnold
Oh, really? I like that.
Christy Lee
Limbo Rock. That's chubby.
Ace Cosby
They play that on the cruise ships.
Pat Godwin
I love that one.
Josh Arnold
Check out my limb.
Pat Godwin
Every limbo boy and girl all around.
Christy Lee
The limbo world Classic. What do I know? All right.
Jeff Oskay
I hit it with my limb book.
Josh Arnold
Collarbone.
Christy Lee
I'm losing feeling in my left foot.
Pat Godwin
Theme to today's show.
Ace Cosby
Now, coming up, we have Al Jackson Joining us.
Pat Godwin
All right, well, that'll be welcome relief. Look forward to talking about. Al's going to be joining us when we're in Iowa at the Riverside Casino and Resort for a special broadcast of this Show Friday morning, February 21st. We'll have the all new poster, not the one you see behind me. That's shut up. Being changed because Chick doesn't like his picture.
Al Jackson
I'll be on the ones and twos that morning.
Pat Godwin
What does that mean?
Al Jackson
Isn't he DJing?
Josh Arnold
He is.
Pat Godwin
Yo. He is. Why is it called the ones and twos?
Josh Arnold
Turntables.
Christy Lee
Turntable numbers.
Pat Godwin
Oh, turntable one. Oh, that's. Oh, that's very hip. I was not. I was not.
Josh Arnold
Isn't.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I was not aware of that table. Yeah, that's, that's where the, the DJ stands there playing with his Mac computer pointing up in the air. Okay, good.
Christy Lee
Move through the room like ambulance driver.
Pat Godwin
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.
Pat Godwin
Happening now.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Ace Cosby
Howdy, Chick.
Christy Lee
There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Chick.
Christy Lee
There's Jeff. Oscar.
Al Jackson
Hi, buddy.
Christy Lee
Hello, Josh. Arnold.
Pat Godwin
Hi, Chick.
Christy Lee
He's over there at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.
Pat Godwin
Hello, Chick mcgee. I believe we're gonna hook up on the big screen. We're gonna get the guy that has the one. What is it? The one twos. How do you do it? What do you say?
Al Jackson
Ones and twos on the ones and twos.
Pat Godwin
Oh, he's on the ones and twos.
I
That's not a new term, Tom.
Pat Godwin
No, it's new to me.
I
Look, you know, look, and today, we can consider today your birthday. You found that out? It's. Yeah, the old ones and twos. You know what, what terms do you know for being a dj?
Pat Godwin
Well, I was a DJ back when it meant playing. Playing vinyl records and, you know, just playing songs.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's what it used to be.
Pat Godwin
It was a different time. You had to haul around incredibly heavy stacks of records. But now I bet you that that.
I
Was probably the gate, the barrier between more people getting in a dj. When I say more people, I mean myself is not having to haul around records, but having every record that you own with you on a hard drive. It's a big. It's a Big difference than traveling with crates. And just like. I mean, I couldn't imagine checking your records. Like, how did DJs do that?
Pat Godwin
You know? And plus, you had to have. The speakers were gigantic.
Ace Cosby
They were huge. They took up the whole back of your car.
Christy Lee
I had a. I had a unit that had turned. It had two turntables on each side and it looked like it. It was in a box. It looked like a coffin. And you'd have to roll it in, put it. Oh, it was crazy.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, we got a letter this morning. It was by K. Got a letter this morning. Christy read it from some guy I had. Senior Prom.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, 1984.
Pat Godwin
Really? Yeah. But we were talking about it yesterday because.
Christy Lee
Hi, I'm your dj, Tom Griswold. None of you have had the classical education I have, but I'll be here to do your prom. I've been in a public school before. I'll speak slower.
Pat Godwin
I say they have women at the school. Girls. I went to an all boys school. Our dancers don't stand so close. Close. Those pesky erections can be embarrassing.
I
Yeah, yeah. Pat, it's like his first time in a public. He's like, this is my first time at a public school. Are they usually this dusty?
Pat Godwin
Okay. I just wanted to make sure this.
I
Is, this is par for the course for you people. Okay, time. I had a random question I wanted to ask everybody. Most of the guys there and Chrissy, it's the same question, but kind of different for you. How do you guys feel about overalls on a woman?
Pat Godwin
Great. Huge.
Christy Lee
Hot.
Josh Arnold
Big fan.
Jeff Oskay
The best.
Pat Godwin
Huge fan.
Ace Cosby
Oh, there's a. There's a poster of me in overalls and no shirts somewhere around here.
Al Jackson
It's actually in my garage.
Jeff Oskay
I have a copy of Jeff's Ace.
Josh Arnold
Your thoughts? I love it. Yeah. Okay, so we're, we are all in agreement.
Pat Godwin
How about you?
I
It is that obviously I was thinking about it this morning like a true creep, like pre 7am thinking about a woman in overalls. But it, I, I was just trying to get to the. To like why that is. And I think, conclusion. Why talk to me?
Pat Godwin
Because of all the salesman jokes. Those classics, those classic salesman jokes where all you. The guys got to stay in the barn. And the joke is always, well, you know, if you're staying there, my, my daughter's got to stay in there. And then of course, no matter, you know, usually some hanky panky or a dead salesman.
Josh Arnold
I have a different reason why I like it. One, to me, shows a certain sign of independence that she's and easy. Like easy in terms of free, you know, not worried about appearances, that kind of thing so much.
Pat Godwin
How about anything? It's like ignorance.
Josh Arnold
No.
Pat Godwin
What's that?
Josh Arnold
No, I don't think the op. I think there's like a worldly knowledge and I also think easy access.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
So it's those two things.
Pat Godwin
Absolutely.
I
You know what it is for me. And I figured out like how my weird brain. Brain works because obviously. And I think I can speak for most men in there. I like sundresses as well. And we are in the age of yoga pants and showing everything off. And God bless yoga pants too. No shade. But I think whether it's a sundress or an overall, if you have a nice body, certain ways you move it kind of shows you what's there, but it doesn't show you the complete outline. So it's almost like the unknowing. But you know, something really great is in there. It's like having a big gift when you, Al, you're.
Pat Godwin
You're looking for. You're looking for the word side boob.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. That's what you're looking for.
I
Yeah. Side boob. But then also like when, when there's like somebody has a big butt.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
I
And it's in some loose fitting jeans because then you know, you're dealing with a monster, you know, but you don't know what it's like. The monster behind the door. Like how big is it? I don't know, but it sounds pretty loud like that sort of. I, I don't want to know exactly the dimensions. I just want to. I want to be pleasantly surprised when I get it.
Josh Arnold
It really is a terrific experience.
Pat Godwin
Well, I disagree with Josh though. I think it's the, the appeal is that naive.
Josh Arnold
Oh, for you it is. Okay.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. But I mean you're. You're adding. He wants. It's some sophisticated. Implying a little more consensuality to the formula than I do.
Josh Arnold
I do. I am.
I
Consent is always important.
Josh Arnold
I am way more turned on when she's into it. Call me a freak.
Pat Godwin
Al, Al Jackson's gonna be joining us and Al is going to be our DJ doing the interstitial music. Boy, that word sounds like something else. The interstitial music. When we do our show coming up. A week was it. Is it a week from tomorrow?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Wow. Okay. Yeah. We'll be courtesy of 100.7 the fox and Cedar Rapids. We have a great poster, Al.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Jason. Did Jason show it to you?
I
I think so. Maybe.
Pat Godwin
I don't know, we've, we've given, we've given everyone on the show kind of the Andy Warhol esque treatment.
I
Oh, that's cool.
Al Jackson
He can see it over your shoulder.
Pat Godwin
Okay. If you look over my shoulder, you can see it. You are. You have like day, day glow green glasses on. And we've augmented everybody. You may find it terribly offensive.
Christy Lee
And.
I
Put it in my house.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. I think you look cooler than anybody. We're redoing it because Chick doesn't like his picture.
Christy Lee
Well, you kid me.
Pat Godwin
And Godwin looks like he has bangs, so you can tell this is. This has been augmented.
Ace Cosby
Yeah. Like you work for Guy Fieri.
Chick McGee
It's art, right.
I
You gotta let it be. You can't try and critique it. You can't be like, this is the art I want. You just have to be like, this is the art that is.
Josh Arnold
That does look like she a Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, but it's fun. So. And we'll be, we'll be signing these at the event. And we also have a special charity T shirt. And I don't have. I'm supposed to get the first one, I think this afternoon, raising money for the Stead Hospital. So that'll be fun. And hope to sell them out and raise a ton of money.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Pat Godwin
So I think those will be those on display on the website already. I think they may be. I'm sorry, I don't know. But you get a chance to go there and look for it. Okay. Our guest is comedian Al Jackson wearing.
Ace Cosby
His Cleveland Browns jacket today. Tom.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Is that, Is that an official Browns. That looks like it's black and orange. Doesn't look like it's.
I
No, it's more just like it's, it's like a. It's a concerned dad tracksuit. I just realized all my clothes, I just look like a. Look like I'm in a Facebook group called Dads on Scooters. Or I just look like a dad and everything I wear and I've accepted it.
Ace Cosby
Well, you are a dad.
I
I'm a father of three. I just. You know, Christy, there's a. When you're a young dad, you kind of fight like, I'm still cool enough to man, I don't. I'm the dad that's waiting in the car, drinking black coffee at 11:00 at night, waiting for him to get out of concert. I love being I, I. There's something. And I'm sure there are some listeners that can relate to this. Some people, I think, party pretty much kind of not as Much. But throughout their whole life, I think I just partied real hard. I like. I like behind the Music dit for like, 14 years, like Metallica, and then it was just over and then so, like, I don't want to. Like, that's not my thing anymore. So I don't mind, like, Friday, Saturday night, like, just being the most embarrassing dad at a dance until the dance is over him.
Ace Cosby
I love it.
Pat Godwin
Well, we have to squeeze in a word. Word. We have. We have enlightened you to a degree today. Now you can enlighten us. What have you got?
I
Tom, I love this word. Just because the way it sounds, it's a derivation of a word we've had before. But I want to see if you understand what I'm talking about. If you looked at anybody's phone in there and I said, you know that that's a salulu. What I mean by that? That is a salulu.
Pat Godwin
Wow.
Christy Lee
Not sununu, but salulu.
Pat Godwin
Is it salute? Is that the base of this? That's a salute.
I
No, but I like the. I like where you're going. You're. It's not salute or.
Pat Godwin
But like, salutary. Okay, sorry.
Christy Lee
Salutations.
Pat Godwin
Salulu. Is lulu. The. Is lulu the key part of this.
I
Word we're supposed to be no more the sale. Lou, how would you end that.
Pat Godwin
Salutation?
Josh Arnold
Shun.
I
Solution. Solution.
Pat Godwin
Oh, solution.
I
Oh, that's a good solution. Yeah, that's how. That's how the young, the. The gen. Alpha kids will just be like, you know, we got to pick Chick and Tom up. And then Christy Lee, her car broke down, so we got to get her. How about if I just call an Uber for everybody? That's a good Sulu.
Christy Lee
All right.
Josh Arnold
Nice.
Pat Godwin
Okay. It also sounds like it could be an exotic dish at some ethnic foods place or dancer in another country. Oh, a dance. It could be a dance.
I
Get those dollars out. Salulu's coming to the stage. You're like, all right.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, there you go. Or a dance. Come on, baby. Let's do the salalu. Come on, baby. Josh does so much. Josh, can you do your twist?
Josh Arnold
Come on, baby.
Pat Godwin
Okay, Very good, Al. We'll see you.
Christy Lee
Look forward to entertainment.
Pat Godwin
We'll see you. And we'll see you in Iowa, Al.
I
I can't wait, guys.
Pat Godwin
Love y'all.
Ace Cosby
It'll be fun.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Very cool. Very cool. What else is coming up, Christy Lee?
Ace Cosby
Coming up, we still have that non surgical procedure down there for men. We have salmon sperm in the news, and we have animals that I demand.
Christy Lee
That we do the salmon sperm when we come back.
Ace Cosby
We will.
Christy Lee
I've been hearing about it for a month.
Pat Godwin
Okay, who's the one that, who just had the facial?
Christy Lee
Christy.
Jeff Oskay
Hydrafacial.
Pat Godwin
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Ace Cosby
Yes.
Pat Godwin
And the apparent new growth thing for the thing down there. Boys this time. Okay, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.
Ace Cosby
Hello.
Christy Lee
There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Jeff Oskar's here. There's Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Hello.
Christy Lee
Ace Cosby. Oh, that joke of the day is coming up here. Tom. Hot dog. I'm Chick McGee. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Pat Godwin
Very good. Thank you very much. And here's Tom, we are indeed getting ready for the Ace Cosby joke of the day. I will remind you, I think we've got a little posting on our website. Maybe a sample of our in progress work in progress post poster for the big event we have coming up a week from tomorrow. And also we do have those T shirts we're going to be selling to raise some money for the great Stead family Children's Hospital. Very excited about that. It's cool looking shirt in honor of the event. And none of your faces or names are on it. I didn't want to have to redo all those. No, but this, this is going to be a collectible. This version of the poster will be collectible.
Christy Lee
I'm going to say that version of the poster, no one on there looks. Looks like the way they really are. No one.
Pat Godwin
That's how art works.
Christy Lee
I'm. I'm just saying.
Pat Godwin
You ever see the real Mona Lisa? What a dog. Okay, well then I got that right. The point is it's time for. Here he is with his joke of the day.
Josh Arnold
Hey Jake.
Christy Lee
When did I start getting dragged into this? Every damn time. I. I mean, yes, Ace, you know, Cupid's kind of.
Pat Godwin
He's kind of like a genie.
Christy Lee
Cupid is kind of like a genie.
Josh Arnold
Last year I asked him for a million dollars on Valentine's Day.
Christy Lee
Uh huh.
Josh Arnold
He said get real. I said, okay then I want a.
Christy Lee
Woman who loves me.
Josh Arnold
He said, check or cash?
Pat Godwin
That was Ace.
Josh Arnold
He would rather it's easier for Cuba.
Ace Cosby
To get the money. That's deep.
Pat Godwin
That is deep.
Ace Cosby
Hey, Ace's joke of the day.
Pat Godwin
More of a cultural commentary really, wouldn't you say? Joke?
Josh Arnold
Oh no, I wouldn't comment on it at all.
Pat Godwin
Oh.
Christy Lee
Oh God, no.
Ace Cosby
Sleep numbers sleep better together. Say 50 on the new sleep number. Limited edition smart bed for a limited time, exclusively at a sleep number store.
Josh Arnold
You guys like Cupid? Draw back your bow.
Christy Lee
That's the. See, that's rare. I think that's the Stylistics or the Spinners. The Spinners.
Josh Arnold
Sam Cook.
Pat Godwin
Sam Cook.
Christy Lee
Well, I. The version I'm tired of the Spinners.
Josh Arnold
No, they never did one.
Christy Lee
So.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I know.
Christy Lee
The Spinners did it because Philippe Wynn had passed away and he's not singing on lead. It's somebody else and it really makes me mad.
Pat Godwin
Oh, is that a good song? You like that one?
Josh Arnold
I have the Sam Cook version, yes. Yeah. This Spinners, was it. That version I'm not aware of.
Pat Godwin
I see. You know, spinner sounds like a sexual term. Josh. I'd like to see what I did there.
Christy Lee
I'd like to thank. I need to thank whoever sent me this. This picture. You know we're changing the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, right? Well, this gentleman sent me this picture. Wow. Google Maps is really. They. They changed it to Gulf of Cowboys Suck is what they're called. So thank you to whoever that made me smile. Unlike the last two minutes on the.
Pat Godwin
Show, Christy, this is the change in the name of. It's gonna. What's gonna create a problem for karaoke?
Ace Cosby
What? Gulf of Mexico.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah. Why don't you think.
Josh Arnold
What you have to explain.
Jeff Oskay
You're gonna have to go further.
Christy Lee
This is the worst either. The worst setup in comedy history.
Pat Godwin
There are people, more people. What do they know? No, no.
Christy Lee
Oh, gotta go to some high rise.
Pat Godwin
Vacation down at the Gulf of America. Ain't that a.
Ace Cosby
Well, you know. He ain't changing the lyrics.
Christy Lee
Good morning, John.
Ace Cosby
Sorry.
Pat Godwin
A lot of things. I mean, you gotta change them. You know what? I'm sorry. Say, speaking of the Labor Day weekend show, how about the Valentine's Day weekend show? The day after Valentine's Day. In fact, the evening after Valentine's Day, it's going to be Mr. Oscar, Mr. Godwin, Willie Garrett G. Pat Coslitz, Evansville. That's the place. Don't miss that show coming up. Saturn. It should be a full house, right, Pat?
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Ace Cosby
Are you guys driving together?
Jeff Oskay
We don't know. No, apparently not. We haven't discussed it, but apparently not.
Al Jackson
No, I am doing my. I'm doing my entire set from a day bed.
Christy Lee
So it'll be.
Al Jackson
It'll be a lot of fun.
Jeff Oskay
Not after our mat on the gas pedal incident.
Pat Godwin
And I won't let Willie go with Pat.
Ace Cosby
Why is that?
Pat Godwin
I bet value Willie very much as a person. I've driven with Pat. It's terrifying.
Jeff Oskay
It actually is.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. No, I'm sorry.
Ace Cosby
It's another exotic anti aging treatment and it has people injecting salmon sperm into their skin. Some research does support the ingredients regenerative anti inflammatory effects, with one study finding that salmon sperm was associated with increased skin elasticity and stronger collagen levels. The facial treatment first garnered widespread attention after Jennifer Aniston revealed she does it.
Josh Arnold
Really?
Ace Cosby
Writing for the standard, Melanie McDonough said she's also tried the procedure. She received an injection under each eye, five shots on each side of the face, and five injections on the hands.
Josh Arnold
Yikes.
Ace Cosby
Effects are said to be immediate and last for about six to eight months.
Josh Arnold
Whoa.
Ace Cosby
Ms. McDonough said after three treatments, she saw fresher, firmer looking skin. Skin and more even tone, while her hands had a plumper, less spotty appearance.
Josh Arnold
She's also way better at swimming upstream. Yes.
Pat Godwin
Salmon bukake fest. Wow. Is. Is where. Where did this start?
Ace Cosby
Is this says Jennifer Aniston? Does it. So, yeah.
Al Jackson
Apparently the side effect is really erect nipples.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah. She's always nipping out.
Jeff Oskay
Boy, is she.
Pat Godwin
How much does this cost you?
Ace Cosby
It doesn't say. I don't know if you have to ask.
Pat Godwin
You can't afford it or how do they get it? I mean, there's salmon rolling first. I don't know, but is that.
Josh Arnold
Those are the eggs.
Christy Lee
I believe those. There are salmon farms, but I mean.
Pat Godwin
But didn't you say this is salmon sperm?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So ignore my comment.
Christy Lee
All right, so you have to lower the lights at the salmon farm. What do you want?
Pat Godwin
Take them to dinner first or some.
Al Jackson
Dude named Mikey who's just over.
Pat Godwin
Is there.
Christy Lee
I'm telling people it's salmon's birth.
Ace Cosby
Is that salmon Sperm jockey.
Pat Godwin
Is there a. Is there an aroma associated with it? What?
Ace Cosby
I don't know.
Pat Godwin
You're injecting. I mean, probably not. People who take those fish oil pills get, you know, their breath smells like. I'm just wondering.
Christy Lee
That'd be a weirder job than this.
Pat Godwin
Job, getting salmon sperm.
Christy Lee
Salmon jockey.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, that would be.
Pat Godwin
Well, if she smells like that up in fan down, you got the tuna on the bottom and the salmon up the top.
Josh Arnold
It's a veritable season.
Pat Godwin
Fish, fish.
Josh Arnold
She smells like Seattle.
Christy Lee
Fishy, fishy, fish. Yeah, fishy, fishy.
Pat Godwin
You see that thing? Whereas that salmon suits. Shoots all over, shoots off, shoots all over that. Rachel's. Rachel's hair.
Josh Arnold
Rachel. Can we get somebody who speaks Jennifer Aniston's hair.
Pat Godwin
That's how she gets that flip.
Ace Cosby
Oh, God.
Pat Godwin
Would you do this, Christy?
Ace Cosby
No, I. You look at me. I don't do any of that stuff.
Josh Arnold
Well, too late. Remember when you were napping the other day?
Pat Godwin
It was similar to salmon, only it wasn't. Now, Pat, you just had. You were telling. You actually just had a facial.
Jeff Oskay
The Hydrafacial? Yeah, the very expensive Hydra.
Josh Arnold
What'd you think?
Pat Godwin
I loved it.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Was that the thing with the cucumbers and the.
Jeff Oskay
No, it's.
Pat Godwin
It's.
Jeff Oskay
It's way more. More than that. It's.
Pat Godwin
It's.
Jeff Oskay
It's the. It's a device. It's. They suck here. They suck there.
Pat Godwin
Was this a gift? Did someone gift you this?
Jeff Oskay
Of course I can't afford that.
Josh Arnold
Well, that's nice. Was it relaxing?
Pat Godwin
Didn't you say it was.
Christy Lee
It was two bills. Didn't you say that?
Jeff Oskay
250 with and then a half hogs. You have a tip on top of that.
Christy Lee
I'm talking three hogs for this.
Pat Godwin
Are you like in a lying down or.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, you're lying down. You take your.
Pat Godwin
Your top off.
Ace Cosby
You know, I found a gift card for that. I'm going to do this.
Pat Godwin
You say you take your shirt off?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
You put a little.
Christy Lee
I think you are. You're featured on a website now.
Josh Arnold
It sounds very nice.
Al Jackson
Cucumbers on your nipples.
Pat Godwin
There were a lot of cameras.
Jeff Oskay
Think of it.
Pat Godwin
Wait, why do you take your shirt off for a facial?
Jeff Oskay
Because they come down far.
Ace Cosby
They want to ruin your shirt.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah, they come down quite far.
Pat Godwin
Okay.
Al Jackson
Does your face feel better? Like, does it feel amazing?
Jeff Oskay
Feels amazing.
Pat Godwin
Do they rub your scalp?
Christy Lee
No, no, it's just face. You know what a face is, right? You know the difference between your face.
Pat Godwin
Look, he got his nipples involved.
Christy Lee
Involved.
Pat Godwin
I think it's a fair question. If they're going south, why aren't they going north?
Christy Lee
I think we should all get our nipples involved. That's what I think.
Pat Godwin
So.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Oskay
I loved it.
Ace Cosby
No, I have not had.
Pat Godwin
Did you get a bathroom break if you need one?
Jeff Oskay
I just crapped on the table, that's how.
Josh Arnold
Sure. Yeah, yeah. Hey, look, for this money you can deal with whatever you want.
Pat Godwin
That kind of.
Ace Cosby
Have you ever had a massage?
Pat Godwin
I've had a massage. I've never had a facial.
Jeff Oskay
You'd love it.
Ace Cosby
It's okay. It's very similar. Just. They just stay on. You don't.
Pat Godwin
But you don't get this done.
Ace Cosby
I get a facial at my dermatologist's office. But it's.
Josh Arnold
When you guys do it, do you feel like there's a significant before and after?
Jeff Oskay
Absolutely.
Josh Arnold
Huh.
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Ace Cosby
I have dermaplaning where they scrape my face.
Christy Lee
No, that's where they make the plane noise.
Pat Godwin
Dermaplaning sounds like a cool thing to do on a speedboat.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, they dermaplane. In fact, I have the pool.
Pat Godwin
I did have a thing, a rich thing to me, but I had the dermatology thing where they put this goop on your face and put this special light on you. Three days later, it looks like you've been beaten about the face with an oar. Yeah, that's all red and bloody.
Josh Arnold
You get that done?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I had it done. It's a like a skin cancer. Anti skin cancer.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I Gotcha.
Pat Godwin
But I mean, you have to look okay for the first day. Look a little tan the first day. The next day, day your skin starts falling off. And then day three, you look like a zombie.
Ace Cosby
More power to people that do all that stuff. I'm too much of a wimp. I don't like. No. I don't like pain. I don't like shots. I don't like you.
Pat Godwin
So you don't want the saki bukaki?
Ace Cosby
No, thank you. I appreciate the offer.
Pat Godwin
What is it called?
Ace Cosby
Salmon sperm facial.
Pat Godwin
Okay, yeah. Saki buk. It's Japanese.
Ace Cosby
Well, now let's switch to you guys, shall we?
Josh Arnold
Please.
Ace Cosby
They say everything's bigger in Texas. Now a company in Texas. Texas has developed a dermal filler meant to increase the size of the male member. Bill Moore, founder of a company called Advanced U, developed Fallowfill, a non surgical procedure that uses hydrolonic acid Dermafiller, which is commonly used for facial injections. This is like your. For women. They know what I'm talking about. Juvederm or those kinds of things, what they use to plump lips. Mr. Moore told the Dallas observer that Fallow fellow Fill can add volume and increase girth up to an inch and a half with results lasting up to six years.
Josh Arnold
Six years.
Pat Godwin
So they just, they're just, they're just putting. Underneath the skin, they're putting some kind of crazy foam.
Ace Cosby
The procedure and typically takes 20 minutes. And a sleeve called Fallow sleeve is placed over the penis to keep the filler proportionate. Mr. Moore cautions that patients must wait 10 days before the procedure before engaging.
Pat Godwin
So they're gonna.
Ace Cosby
10 days after the procedure before engaging any sexual activity. What, what.
Pat Godwin
So they. This is with a. A needle and they inject it right into the.
Ace Cosby
Yeah, I would assume, sure.
Josh Arnold
And it's strictly for girth.
Ace Cosby
If a patient is dissatisfied or experiences complications, the filler can be dissolved with a hydrolonic ease injection. An enzyme that breaks down the hydrolonic.
Josh Arnold
Acid gonna be sucked out.
Ace Cosby
You want to try it?
Pat Godwin
I think it sounds like, but. So the. This is between the skin layers of skin.
Ace Cosby
Yes, like they do with dermaphilo.
Pat Godwin
So the doctor's gonna go, he'll come up to you, Josh. Now, Josh, I've put the. Whatever this insecticide, whatever this is called into the needle, into the syringe here. And I'm gonna have to inject it. So you're gonna feel a small prick. And then you'll say, so are you, doc.
Al Jackson
So it's the same stuff they Use in women's lips.
Ace Cosby
Pretty much. Yeah.
Al Jackson
So it's gonna make me look like I have a pouty penis.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. You're gonna have duct tape.
Christy Lee
And I got the duct tape.
Pat Godwin
The old duck dick.
Ace Cosby
One former patient said he grew about a half an inch entirely from a starting point of five and a half inches. There are 30 half an inch.
Christy Lee
You're gonna tell me that's 100 more for me.
Ace Cosby
Wow.
Pat Godwin
But it's. It's not gonna add. It's gonna be adding just width.
Ace Cosby
It says length and. Wow.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Josh Arnold
Okay. All right.
Christy Lee
Okay. None of you are listening. She said length and with. I know a hundred times.
Pat Godwin
But I'm disputing this.
Josh Arnold
Well. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Why don't you get it?
Josh Arnold
Sorry.
Christy Lee
Pay attention.
Pat Godwin
I don't know. I'm not going to do this. Well.
Josh Arnold
No.
Jeff Oskay
You don't need that with your huge.
Christy Lee
God.
Pat Godwin
No.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I have a question. I have a question. What was the name of this guy doing this?
Christy Lee
Dusty.
Pat Godwin
Is he a doctor Bill Moore?
Ace Cosby
No, it doesn't say. He's a doctor.
Christy Lee
Racontour. Man about town. Yeah, sure.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Jack of all trades.
Pat Godwin
You said you have to wait 10 days before there's any activity.
Christy Lee
They call him the Governor.
Pat Godwin
So. You know, there's some guy that comes in two days later with this mangled Frankenstein thing.
Josh Arnold
Help myself. Doc.
Pat Godwin
I don't know what happened. Doc.
Ace Cosby
Couldn't keep my hands off myself.
Christy Lee
I thought I was. At eight and a half days. I thought it. What could happen.
Pat Godwin
Weren't you. This guy's name is Bill?
Ace Cosby
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Wouldn't you go like by Big Willie or something to.
Al Jackson
No.
Josh Arnold
You want to sound. You want to be comical.
Ace Cosby
You have to be go by William. William Moore.
Josh Arnold
I'm Big Willie. Not all of life has to be a punchline.
Ace Cosby
Oh it does.
Pat Godwin
Yes, it does. I very skeptical.
Josh Arnold
I'm not skeptical of any of it. I just.
Ace Cosby
I'm not skeptical because I know what.
Josh Arnold
Something. Not. I'm not.
Pat Godwin
But we get these occasional stories about someone. They're usually out of Miami where they. Someone put tire filler in to give them a bigger butt.
Ace Cosby
But that's totally different. Different? I mean that's the same thing.
Pat Godwin
It's just the wrong chemical.
Ace Cosby
A black market use for something that's not.
Christy Lee
You know.
Ace Cosby
Hydrochloric acid is designed to be used in your face for that.
Josh Arnold
There's proof of this.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Okay. All right.
Josh Arnold
Why would you be first off if you were that skeptical? Why'd you give her the story anyway?
Ace Cosby
Because he wanted to say I wanted.
Pat Godwin
To be I wanted to object.
Christy Lee
What a wonderful existence.
Pat Godwin
And what a dumb name they gave it.
Josh Arnold
Which. What is it?
Ace Cosby
Fallow Phil.
Pat Godwin
Fallow Phil. It should be like hickory dickory dick. You'll be as hard as a hickory tree with hickory dickory dick. Hi, I'm Wild Bill Johnson.
Christy Lee
Well done.
Ace Cosby
Hey, there's new research out there that reveals the rat populations are skyrocketing across the United States. Oh, right.
Christy Lee
Ratio.
Ace Cosby
Urban ecologists analyze data about rat populations from 16 cities around the world.
Christy Lee
Many, many rats found.
Ace Cosby
Nearly 70% of those cities experienced a surge in rat numbers.
Josh Arnold
If I were at a party. So what do you do? Oh, I'm an urban ecologist. I need another drink.
Ace Cosby
Washington, D.C. experiencing the greatest increase.
Josh Arnold
Oh sure, they got plenty of rats in conference.
Pat Godwin
Not for long.
Christy Lee
How about those rats? Rats In Congress?
Ace Cosby
The number of rats there has increased over tenfold.
Pat Godwin
So what? What's worse that could happen? Another bubonic plague? Wait a minute.
Ace Cosby
The good news. Tokyo, Louisville and New Orleans each had declining trends in rat numbers with New Orleans experiencing the greatest decrease over the study period.
Pat Godwin
That's because they taught them abstinence.
Josh Arnold
A lot of them drowned.
Pat Godwin
Well, you know something? Right on. I'd argue if I could want to.
Josh Arnold
Get rid of some of the ransom. Put the city underwater.
Pat Godwin
I was gonna say stop neutering all those cats, but I mean, a catastrophic flood, why not? Oh sure, there are snakes and alligators and stuff, but. Well, they eat rats though not as many.
Christy Lee
Well, I'll have a nice rat sandwich, thank you very much.
Pat Godwin
Well now what's. What's coming up? Oh wait a minute. What's coming up? Yeah, right. Now what's coming up is Raycon everyday earbuds.
Christy Lee
That's right. They are great for Valentine's day or any occasion. That's Raycon, the latest model too. They've been improved. A 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity that lets you pair with two devices at once. And Raycon has a quick charge function. What does that do, chick? Well, just 10 minutes of charge charging, you get 90 minutes of battery. And the earbuds also come with active noise cancellation starting at just half the price of other premium audio brands. And they are also available in variety of vibrant and limited edition colors. And if you don't love them, they have a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. So go to buyraycon.com Tom get up to 20% off site wide. 20% off everything on Raycon's website including. Including 20% off all headphones too. When you go to buyraycon.Com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom thank you, Chick Magee.
Pat Godwin
Coming up, the enlightening part of our program where we are here to serve and you'll find out what is happening in the world of history and why we are where we are and who's having a wonderful birthday today among the dead and the living. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio shows. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
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Pat Godwin
Stick around.
Christy Lee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Psylac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hello.
Christy Lee
Jeff Osk is here. There's Josh Arnold. You, you at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.
Josh Arnold
You have done well and you deserve a rest.
Christy Lee
There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Exasperated.
Josh Arnold
Let me ask you this, is your car already started?
Christy Lee
Oh, yes. There's Tom Griswold.
Pat Godwin
Hello. He's exasperated. Countdown. Okay. Well, kind of a depressing day in history. I'm not sure we should get to this.
Christy Lee
Kind of a depressing day in history. Not sure we should get to this, but let's give it a shot.
Josh Arnold
We got war, famine, pestilence.
Christy Lee
Any pestilence on there.
Pat Godwin
Before we get to that, I a little palate cleanser.
Christy Lee
All right.
Pat Godwin
We do have a really cool T shirt that we're going to be selling to benefit the Stead Family Children's Hospital Hospital in Iowa, part of the Children's Miracle Network. We're going to be selling those when we're at the Riverside Casino and Resort next Friday. Now we already have them. I didn't realize this. We already have them up on our website. We're not going to be able to get it to you in time, but if you want to get one and aren't going to be there, you can actually get one. Got a short term pop up shop they call it.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's great.
Pat Godwin
@Bombandtom.Com so they're kind of cool.
Josh Arnold
Help out the children's hospital.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, it's great. It's fun. Once again, it's the Stead Family Children's Hospital Hospital. We'll have them when we're there. Let's hope we sell them all. Yeah, they're being printed as we speak. I'll show you one in the next couple days when we get. But there's a photograph of one I guess on the. On the website. Okay. Like I said, it's kind of depressing.
Josh Arnold
Well, we'll make it fun.
Christy Lee
Okay. Like we said, kind of depressing. Today, February 13, T minus 24 hours to Valentine Day. Tom.
Pat Godwin
Okay. On this date in the year 2000, the last original Peanuts comic strip appeared the day after the death of Charles Schultz, creator of Peanuts.
Josh Arnold
He had already had that, hadn't he? Like a thing.
Christy Lee
Yeah. I did not realize he kept drawing that that long. I thought it stopped and I'm going to say the 80s or 90s. That's interesting.
Pat Godwin
This is the last one. And Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown. He turns around, calls her the C word.
Josh Arnold
I mean, he was already. He knew he wouldn't have to deal.
Christy Lee
It's over.
Josh Arnold
Deal with this. Papers across America.
Christy Lee
Hey, hey, Lucy. There we go. Just pull that out of your head.
Pat Godwin
Okay. Sorry. Right. So sorry. Like I said, it's a sad day. Okay, let's just. Another. Let's just go right to birthdays.
Christy Lee
That's the only event.
Pat Godwin
The other one's too depressed depressing.
Christy Lee
Well, can we be the judge of that?
Pat Godwin
No, it's too depressing.
Christy Lee
Does it have to do with nuclear war?
Pat Godwin
No, it's got to do with the opening of a Broadway show.
Christy Lee
All right.
Pat Godwin
Jonathan Larson's show, Rent.
Christy Lee
Oh, yeah, he passed away.
Pat Godwin
It opened off Broadway. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
He had died a couple. Was he. Didn't he die, like, the day before?
Christy Lee
That's a. Yeah. Well known.
Pat Godwin
Super, super sad.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Is his girlfriend still around or.
Ace Cosby
Wow.
Pat Godwin
I know something. I applaud you. I thought I said the worst thing on the air today. I was wrong. Yeah. That's so sad. And Broadway tickets, My God, they're more than Rent.
Ace Cosby
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Actually, let's get to some birthdays. I'll back up here. Oh, here we go. This is a good one. The late, great Chuck Yeager. Okay, let me do a quiz for you, Christy. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
You met Mr. Yeager. I did.
Pat Godwin
General. General Jaeger.
Ace Cosby
Right.
Josh Arnold
But the spurs tour Chuck, the Jaegermeister they called him.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Made a lot of money.
Pat Godwin
What did he. Which of these was not one of his accomplishments? Flying the first supersonic aircraft or breaking the sound barrier or. Or developing the Jaeger bomb.
Ace Cosby
Developing the Jaeger bomb.
Pat Godwin
That is. That is correct. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Ridley, make a note here. This. This. Mock meters. Plum jumped off the scale.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's some great stuff. I love that movie. Happy birthday. Born in 1933. Kim Novak, one of Hitchcock's beauties. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's. She's still Alive.
Christy Lee
Stunning. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
Beautiful woman.
Pat Godwin
Oh, I love.
Christy Lee
Wasn't she married to TV detective coach?
Jeff Oskay
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Remember the, the short lived Kojak and Novak?
Christy Lee
I'm so done.
Pat Godwin
You remember when Telly Savalas came out with his, with his anti mosquito spray?
Josh Arnold
What was that?
Pat Godwin
Kojak off.
Ace Cosby
Oh my God.
Pat Godwin
Two guys eating a crack. Two guys eating a crack. Cracker on the can.
Christy Lee
Do you ever see that? You ever see the Tele Savalas? The spoken word music of David Gates and bread. That's a thing?
Ace Cosby
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Oh, Telly Savellis.
Christy Lee
Picture paints a thousand words. Then why can't I paint you?
Pat Godwin
Okay. George Siegel, one of my very favorites. Bunch of great movies.
Christy Lee
And his brother, Jonathan Livingston.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's right.
Pat Godwin
So many, so many good TV shows and movies.
Christy Lee
George Seagull.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah. King Rat. Did you see that one? Oh, that's a great.
Ace Cosby
What is King Rat.
Pat Godwin
Great movie.
Christy Lee
Is he in that? Yeah, Broderick Crawford.
Pat Godwin
Oh, and then he was in.
Josh Arnold
He was everywhere in the Earl. Late in the 70s, early 80s. He was like one of the, the go to guys.
Christy Lee
Honeymoon suite or what? No, probably. Yeah.
Ace Cosby
1965American war film film.
Pat Godwin
It's great.
Ace Cosby
King Rat, who's in it? Directed by Brian Forbes, starring George Seagull and James Fox.
Pat Godwin
It's a good movie. Jerry springer, born in 1944 in this date. Most of his birthday cakes ruined by flying chairs and fighting people.
Christy Lee
There's a documentary on Springer, on Netflix and it's not any good.
Josh Arnold
Former mayor of Cincinnati.
Pat Godwin
Right. A Czech writer to a prostitute. Okay, let's see. Oh, he's been in here.
Josh Arnold
Oh, he has?
Ace Cosby
Yep, he has.
Pat Godwin
He was nice.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, he was real nice.
Pat Godwin
Oh, a great recording artist. Peter Gabriel.
Ace Cosby
Oh, what is he, 75 or 3 or something?
Pat Godwin
Yep. Born in 1950.
Josh Arnold
He left Genesis and then went on to do Genesis. Was never better. And neither was Peter Gabriel.
Christy Lee
Yeah, right.
Jeff Oskay
That's absolutely true.
Christy Lee
That's true. He did the world of fame.
Pat Godwin
I, I couldn't. Couldn't agree more.
Christy Lee
Lies down on Broadway. Pete, here's what we're going to do. Why don't you go your way, we'll go on.
Josh Arnold
You don't like I'm dressed like a hairy potato in this. We know.
Pat Godwin
Thanks, Pete.
Josh Arnold
Damned weirdo.
Christy Lee
Do stop motion on a roller coaster. You're going to love it.
Josh Arnold
Trust us.
Pat Godwin
I don't even know who this is. Oh, this guy's Robbie Williams. Isn't he a big.
Jeff Oskay
He's got English right now.
Pat Godwin
You what?
Jeff Oskay
Big movie at right now?
Christy Lee
Yeah, something about.
Ace Cosby
Is it man, dog or dog man or Dog.
Josh Arnold
No, he's.
Jeff Oskay
It's a monkey.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, he's like, done as a chimpanzee.
Ace Cosby
Reviews, but it's kind of weird.
Pat Godwin
English pop star, right?
Jeff Oskay
Bigger than the Beatles. He has more sales than the Beatles, but he's just a UK star, really.
Josh Arnold
And there's a documentary, I believe. Let me entertain you.
Jeff Oskay
Wow.
Pat Godwin
I see.
Jeff Oskay
I don't even know that he was.
Josh Arnold
Big when I went to school there.
Jeff Oskay
Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Huge. Okay, chick, here you go. This will. This will. This will cheer you up. 1937, the Boston Redskins receive approval from the NFL to move to Washington D.C.
Christy Lee
Yes, sir, that's exactly right. I think they were in Boston for two years. Maybe not. Maybe just the one season.
Pat Godwin
Not aware of that. Well, that's nice. They got.
Christy Lee
That's how they got sort of kind of got the name the Redskins because Red Sox. Redskins.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that makes sense.
Christy Lee
Marshall thought it was symbiotic.
Pat Godwin
I see. I see. Very good. Very good. Well, thank you so much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.
Christy Lee
I will see you next Tuesday.
Pat Godwin
This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Chick McGee
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Pat Godwin
Are you ready for football?
Josh Arnold
Let's go.
Pat Godwin
Truly ready for football.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Pat Godwin
Are you screaming for football?
Josh Arnold
What the hell is happening?
Pat Godwin
Dreaming for football. Good times. Eating, sleeping, crafting, parenting, naming your pets and preparing for football.
Josh Arnold
That sort of stuff happening.
Pat Godwin
Oh, my goodness. Are you dancing? Jonesing. Mahomesing for football.
Josh Arnold
That's what I'm looking forward to seeing.
Christy Lee
Good.
Pat Godwin
Then you are ready for football with the Rich Eisen show podcast. They're ready.
Josh Arnold
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Summary of The BOB & TOM Show – February 13, 2025
On February 13, 2025, The BOB & TOM Show delivered another engaging episode filled with comedy, news, sports updates, and lively discussions from the O’Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hosted by Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Ace Cosby, Josh Arnold, Jeff Oskay, and Chick McGee, the show navigated through a variety of topics with humor and camaraderie.
Dodgers’ Opening in Japan: A significant portion of the episode focused on the Los Angeles Dodgers opening their season in Japan on March 18th and 19th. Christy Lee voiced her apprehensions about the Dodgers’ starting rotation, highlighting Japanese pitchers Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Roki Sasaki. She humorously criticized Sasaki’s name:
Christy Lee [09:14]: “His first name is spelled R-O-K-I. Rocky Sasaki. How good is that name?”
Roki Sasaki’s Name Critique: Ace Cosby added to the humor by suggesting playful alternatives:
Ace Cosby [09:27]: “Roki Karaoke.”
Josh Arnold chimed in with a witty remark:
Josh Arnold [09:16]: “Yeah, it should be rookie karaoke.”
The hosts collectively expressed skepticism about Sasaki’s effectiveness and the practicality of his name, blending sports commentary with lighthearted teasing.
Patagonia Hoodie Pocket Issue: A listener named Brianna from Paragould, Arkansas, wrote in regarding the impractical design of Patagonia hoodies. The zippered chest pocket was too small to accommodate a smartphone, causing frustration among users who rely on their phones during outdoor activities.
Christy Lee [04:53]: “The nation of Patagonia is listening to you.”
Pat Godwin emphasized the need for functionality in apparel design:
Pat Godwin [05:02]: “If you're going to put a zip pocket, make it big enough to hold a phone.”
Response and Humor: The team humorously linked the issue to broader themes of practicality versus style, maintaining the show’s signature comedic tone while addressing genuine listener concerns.
Live Shows at Riverside Casino: The hosts announced their upcoming live broadcasts at Riverside Casino and Resort in Evansville, Indiana, scheduled for February 21st. Pat Godwin shared details about the event, expressing excitement:
Pat Godwin [12:34]: “We are going to be here all day celebrating the opening of the baseball season.”
Charity T-Shirt Sale: A special charity T-shirt was introduced to raise funds for the Stead Family Children’s Hospital, part of the Children’s Miracle Network. The T-shirts featured an Andy Warhol-esque design of the show’s staff and were promoted as collectibles.
Pat Godwin [137:04]: “We are selling these to raise money for the Stead Family Children’s Hospital. It’s a great cause.”
Pat Godwin’s Original Song: Pat showcased his musical talent with a comedic original song about being “Daton a 500 pound gal,” blending humor with catchy lyrics.
Pat Godwin [01:43]: “I’m Daton a 500 pound gal. I’m Daytona 500 pound gal.”
Impromptu Humor: The hosts engaged in playful banter, teasing each other about their appearances and roles on the show, which kept the atmosphere light and entertaining.
Pat Godwin [07:54]: “I have a hoodie like that. What are they thinking?”
Nominee Debates: A significant segment involved discussing the nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The list included notable artists like Bad Company, Cyndi Lauper, Joe Cocker, Billy Idol, and others. The hosts expressed surprise and disappointment over the exclusion of classic bands such as Free.
Ace Cosby [145:18]: “Joe Cocker. I can’t believe Joe Cocker.”
Pat Godwin [112:00]: “Paul Rogers of Bad Company is in the Hall of Fame?”
Impactful Conversations: The discussion delved into the influence and legacy of each nominee, debating their contributions to the music industry and their deservingness of induction.
Christy Lee [145:15]: “Vote for Peter Frampton this year.”
Florida Murder Incident: The show covered a disturbing incident in Deland, Florida, where a woman was arrested for battering her ex-husband with a dildo after a heated argument sparked by social media interactions.
Christy Lee [52:10]: “Tyreek Hill, professional football player, broke her leg after she allegedly humiliated him.”
Nosferatu Movie Prosthetics: A discussion about the latest Nosferatu film highlighted the extensive use of prosthetic effects by director Robert Eggers.
Ace Cosby [118:30]: “Mr. Skarsgard was covered from head to toe with only the soles of his feet left untouched.”
Salmon Sperm Facials and Alternative Procedures: The hosts humorously debated unconventional beauty treatments, including salmon sperm facials for men, leading to lighthearted but edgy conversations about aesthetics and modern trends.
Ace Cosby [117:00]: “Salmon sperm in the news.”
Fart Videos on OnlyFans: Ace Cosby shared an amusing story about an Australian man making substantial income from fart videos on OnlyFans, sparking laughter and playful skepticism among the hosts.
Ace Cosby [101:31]: “I make over $126,000 a year through my content, and I'd say 20% of that is from fart videos.”
Poster Design Mishaps: Pat Godwin recounted the challenges of designing the show’s collective poster, which received mixed feedback from the team. The humorous critique of the altered images kept the mood light.
Christy Lee [94:56]: “That looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show. Thanks a lot, Tom.”
Chopstick Incident: A light-hearted segment covered a traffic hazard where a truck overladen with chopsticks became a comedic talking point, leading to a playful mock song about the mishap.
Ace Cosby [60:51]: “They turned the freeway into a giant game of pickup sticks.”
The episode concluded with reminders about upcoming shows, charity events, and ongoing promotions, ensuring listeners were informed about future engagements and ways to support the community.
Pat Godwin [138:03]: “We have a beautiful poster we'll be signing at Riverside.”
The hosts maintained their dynamic energy throughout the show, seamlessly blending humor with informative segments, ensuring that listeners remained entertained and engaged from start to finish.
Conclusion
The February 13, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show exemplified the show's unique blend of humor, community engagement, and diverse discussions. From sports critiques and listener interactions to topical news and comedic skits, the hosts delivered a multifaceted broadcast that resonated with a nationwide audience. Their ability to balance informative content with entertaining banter ensured listeners remained captivated throughout the episode.