The BOB & TOM Show - February 13, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show — February 13, 2026

Main Theme & Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends irreverent comedy, personal stories, audience letters, and lively group discussions centered around upcoming Valentine’s Day, mishaps, family dynamics, and the classic BOB & TOM banter. With Tom Griswold out on a family ski trip (“he enjoys complaining more than vacationing”), the crew—Chick McGee, Jess Hooker, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby, Jeff Oskay, and guest appearances by Donnie Baker—fill the airwaves with personal confessions, allergy issues, horror movie deep-dives, audience email hilarity, and loaded conversations about love, family, toilets, and even the infamous “poop knife.”

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Donnie Baker’s DIY Valentine's (00:21–04:02)

• Valentine’s Hacks: Donnie riffs on “the pressure” and absurdity of Valentine’s Day, offering advice for broke men: repurpose Halloween candy, decorate with red ribbon, and even “Dumpster-dive” flowers from funeral homes.
• Memorable Advice: “These dead people aren’t passing away. They’re just passing on the savings to you. That’s why they call it the circle of life.” —Donnie Baker (02:10)
• Notable Moment: Donnie’s story about a ground chuck wrapped in red ribbon, and the legendary “police tape” prank.

2. Jess Hooker’s Swollen Eye & Allergies (04:27–07:45; 31:37–33:32)

• On-air Health Scare: Jess comes in with a swollen, red eye (cat allergy), sparking jokes and gross-out stories.
• Remedies & Banter: Eye drops, nasal wash, “mist of the gist” wordplay, and her history of allergies to both cats and dogs.
• Sympathy & Roasting: “She went a couple rounds with Tyson or something.” —Chick McGee (05:11)

3. The Absent Tom Griswold Saga (06:28–13:00; 13:53ff)

• Tom’s Ski Trip Habits: The cast dissects Tom’s inability to “enjoy vacation,” preferring to complain about lack of snow and crowds.
• Family Dynamics: Willie Griswold admits, “My dad loves complaining. He can’t be happy unless he’s fixing something or irritated.” (08:36)
• Lunch Invite Hierarchy: The group analyzes who’s “in the rotation” for lunch invites with Tom, with running jokes about being “off the list” and Tom’s exclusive habits.

4. Listener Mailbag: Sleep Habits, Snoring, & Huckleberries (16:23–29:33)

• Snoring Standoffs: Jess’s snoring (recorded by her family) is played on-air, compared to Pat Godwin’s, leading to allergy speculation and CPAP humor.
• Tech Solutions: Apps and Apple Watches for sleep tracking—Willie gives up due to “bad sleep scores.”
• Huckleberry Detours: Listeners from Idaho write in about huckleberry picking and moose encounters, with the hosts riffing on what animal voices they’d want to hear.

5. Comedy & Valentine’s Day Extras

Valentine’s Audience Letter: Jess shares an audience email inviting her for “a late-life lesbian experience” over coffee. (“P.S. Jess Hooker, I’m divorced with three kids, 45 years old. Let me know when you’re ready…” —Audience Letter, 19:15)

• Ace Cosby Joke: Quick one-liners are peppered throughout, including references to allergies and country music (18:19).
• Mashups: Tom’s famous “Sasquatch yawn” and Jess’s recorded snoring are mashed together (75:09), drawing laughs and Jurassic Park comparisons.

6. Friday the 13th Horror Movie Deep Dive (42:01–53:04)

• Josh’s Expertise: Josh Arnold runs down the entire “Friday the 13th” franchise with encyclopedic detail, explaining each film’s premise, preferred entries, and trivia.
• Quiz Time: “In the original, Jason Voorhees doesn’t do the killing—who does?”—Josh. “His mom!”—Jeff Oskay (44:46)
• Family Trauma: Jess and Willie share stories of being forced to watch horror films as young kids, leading to adult fears.

7. Beavers, Llamas, and Unlikely Animal Friendships (57:25–104:31)

• Wildlife News: Reintroduction of beavers in the UK after 400 years; llamas detain a thief in England by surrounding him (“herd justice”).
• Toilet Tales: The “Glacier Bay Power Flush” is discussed—“can flush seven billiard balls!”—leading to an epic, revealing roundtable about male bathroom habits, elongated bowls, and Jess’s misconception about what men do with their “junk.”
• Poop Knife Phenomenon: The viral “poop knife” story is unpacked—some families keep a special knife by the toilet. (“That was the gross part—my father just used a knife and then put it in the dishwasher.” —Jeff Oskay, 80:54)

8. Strip Clubs, First Kisses, & Coming of Age (94:45–147:14)

• Strip Club Confessions: Josh shares a legendary, explicit adventure involving adult film star Shyla Stylez (“She said, ‘You’re not leaving here until you [finish].’” —91:59), while others recall bachelorette parties, “lingerie lunches,” and the classic radio promo scene.
• First Kiss Roundtable:
  • Chick: First kiss with his cousin at grandma’s house (“It was just like our GI Joe and Barbie.” —122:02)
  • Josh: Theater camp and a graduation party make-out
  • Willie: School trip to Michigan; immediately caught and interrogated, but praised by Tom: “This guy kissed a girl? Come on, I was getting worried about him!” (143:55)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Donnie Baker: “These dead people aren’t passing away. They’re just passing on the savings to you. That’s why they call it the circle of life.” (02:10)
• Jess Hooker (on allergies): “I talk nice to [my cat], but I go, ‘I hate you. I hate you so much.’” (05:38)
• Willie Griswold: “You’ve never seen anyone not enjoy a vacation like my Dad.” (08:02)
• Chick McGee (on Tom’s advice): “If you need lies, go to him. It’s diabolical to watch.” (09:28)
• Audience Email: “P.S. Jess Hooker, I’m divorced with three kids…When you’re ready for your late-life lesbian experience, let me know. We’ll get coffee.” (19:15)
• Pat Godwin (on snoring): “You know what I’m allergic to? Country music.” (18:19)
• Josh Arnold (horror movie advice): “I’m gonna have you start with Part 6, because there’s some comedy in it.” (51:09)
• Poop Knife Reveal: “At our house growing up, my father just used a knife and then put it in the dishwasher. To this day, I never know if I’m using the poop knife.” —Jeff Oskay (80:54)
• Female confusion: “I thought you guys just grabbed your sack and rested it on the seat.” —Jess Hooker, 78:18
• First Kiss Confessions:
  • Chick: “It was my mom’s sister’s daughter. We started making out. Like, the plane was going down, man.” (121:20)
  • Willie: “We kissed and it was beautiful…and then my old math teacher told my Dad: ‘This guy kissed a girl? Come on, I was getting worried about him!’…They high-fived.” (143:55)
  • Josh: “During the movie Arachnophobia, we shared a piece of gum.” (140:44)
• On Equine Therapy: “You talk to your horse instead of a doctor?” —Chick McGee (157:26)

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Audience Favorites & Running Gags

• Jess’s noisy snoring (“like a door to a crypt being opened”)
• Tom Griswold’s loud yawning
• Friday the 13th and Fast & Furious deep dives
• “Poop knife” and toilet talk (the Glacier Bay’s legendary flush power)
• Family stories: being taken to bars as kids, allergy mishaps, and cousin crushes
• Listener letters: creative, thirsty, and off-kilter
• Impressions: Chick’s Droopy Dog/Jimmy Stewart/Larry Flynt, Pat’s Donald Duck sneeze, Jess’s April Macy

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Donnie Baker Valentine’s Rant: 00:21–04:02
• Jess’s Cat Allergy & Swollen Eye: 04:27–07:45; 31:37–33:32
• Tom’s Family and Lunch Rotation Stories: 06:28–13:00
• Sleep, Snoring, and Huckleberry Tangents: 16:23–29:33; 31:37–33:32
• Friday the 13th / Horror Movies: 42:01–53:04
• Beaver & Toilet Stories: 57:25–81:41
• Strip Club Adventures: 94:45–97:51
• First Kisses: 120:21–142:43
• Llamas Detain Thief: 103:09–104:31
• Poop Knife Discussion: 80:41–81:33

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Conclusion

Tone: The show thrives on sharp wit, self-mockery, and candid story-sharing. The hosts are quick to roast both themselves and each other (“Where would we be if he wasn’t so weird, right?” —Chick), turn news into running gags, and are unafraid of gross-out or TMI humor.

For New Listeners: This episode is classic BOB & TOM—a freewheeling, sometimes raunchy blend of observational comedy, honest confessions, absurd audience participation, and good-natured, often self-deprecating chat. If you enjoy talk radio with deep comedic chemistry and occasional heartfelt moments, this episode is a strong sample, especially around holidays!

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Donnie Baker]

Hey, Bob and Tom, this is Donnie Baker. Man, you know, Valentine's Day can be.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of pressure.

[Donnie Baker]

Hell, half the guys here at work get all nervous about it. Or overspend every year anyways. Guys, it's a silly game, man, but we have to play it. It all goes back to 8th grade home ec, when every chick got that stupid guy girl pamphlet, man, with rules about how you gotta hold your God of Valentine's duty. Whatever, man. It's mostly secret stuff like the Da Vinci Code. But man, there's no need to start pawnin stuff just because your dates demand any roses or a Whitman sampler. I mean, I never got the demand for candy anyways. Just don't make no sense to me. I mean, one day your chick is asking if her Zubaz make her butt look big. Then the next day, all of a sudden she's craving Little Debbies. First gotta do, man, is plan ahead. I betcha 50 bucks you still got fun sized candy bars in the junk drawer left over from Halloween. Just open them up, man. Then cut them into quarters. Then go to the hardware store and buy a handyman assortment of like screws, nuts and bolts. You don't need that stuff. You just need the container. Dump them out and then put the candy between the dividers. Tell her the candy was like from overseas, special order. And they had to ship it in something waterproof. And then put some red ribbon around the box to hide the barcode. Red ribbon makes anything look like a Valentine's gift, man. I swear to God it does. I remember this one year, man, my mom was in tears when one of her boyfriends brought her two pounds of ground chuck freezer wrapped in red ribbon. He tried to be all smooth about it and stuff. He was like, well, we'll save the beef for later. Cause tonight was meant for pork. My mom's knees buckled and stuff. I couldn't believe she bought it. And she would have never left him if he didn't already have a wife and four kids of his own. I told her he was a liar when he kept saying he had to coach Little League two states away. Anyways, man, red ribbon solves that puzzle. Plus, it's cheap too, man. Hell, they sell it by the yard. I remember this one time, I took a couple rolls of police tape from my uncle's squad car. I draped it all around my neighbor's yard. Then I started this big rumor that he was arrested for having sex with animals. He threatened to slim me. I mean, not to my face. But he was like, there's no truth to it, Donny. And I was like, well, then how come you sleep in the same bed with a sea cow, Mitchell? I swear to God, I said it right to his face, man. To this day, when people drive by his house, they still slow down and point. Drives them crazy, man. So maybe you're tired of trying to find the right candy. I mean, maybe flowers are the way to go. And there's nothing wrong with paying for nice ones, man. They work. But if you get in a pinch and you only have, like, an hour or two before the date, well, then just pick up a newspaper, turn toward the back where they print the obituaries. I've told you guys before, the best place for flowers is funeral homes. Most times, you'll still find decent ones out by the dumpster. I'll look at it this way, man. These dead people aren't passing away. They're just passing on the savings to you. That's why they call it the circle of life. Anyways, I mean, I ain't into Disney movies or nothing, but me and Scotty used to work in a theater and stuff. And I remember catching the end of, like, Bambi or Samba's. And that whole circle of life theory really hit home to me, man. I mean, it made me think a little bit. We used to clean up theaters after movies for, like, four bucks an hour. I used to prank Scotty all the time. Scotty showed up late, so he was always stuck with floor duty. So I'd buy a box of rubbers and fill them up halfway with popcorn butter. I swear to God I would, man. I'd flip them all the floor and be like, pick up those colonels, Scotty, I swear to God, man, he couldn't get over people knocking boots to Bambi. That's another thing about Valentine's Day, man. They call it VD for a reason. And it's true, man. I mean, sluts are a lot like those little chocolates, man. They all look good, but sometimes you take a bite and you get that green gooey one. Then it's off to the free clinic for penicillin time. So be careful of the ones you pick. And happy Valentine's, man. I got a gun.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoy Valentimes instead of Valentine. I think I was 26, 27 until I realized it was Valentine. Is that a bad. Hey. Hi. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bobby Top Show. Got a lot to go over in this first break. There's There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, federal law states, with one Griswold absent, we have to have a Griswold on the show. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, guys. Good to see you, man.

[Chick McGee]

Now we all notice Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think Josh did. Oh, Josh, you want to see this in real time?

[Chick McGee]

Take a look at Jess's face.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's just. It looks like you got maybe some slight conjunctivitis.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I put my head somewhere that the cat was, and I'm having an allergic.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, that's what it looks like.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So it looks like I did not notice until you pointed it out.

[Chick McGee]

She went a couple rounds with Tyson. One of the two.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're allergic to the cats?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm allergic to my cat and my dog. That's. I only have two real allergies, and it's cats and dogs. And I have both, like, a crazy, extreme allergy. And I think my cat comes in my room and just, like, sleeps on my pillow while I'm gone. Oh, he knows how much I hate him. I talk nice to him, but I go, I hate you. I hate you so much.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm kind of paranoid about it. He goes into my bed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he does.

[Josh Arnold]

So what do you do to try to combat those allergies?

[Jess Hooker]

I have eye drops and I have a nasal wash. I can't take antihistamines because I have a histamine intolerance and it makes me produce more histamines.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a history of histamine intolerance?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you get the gist of the history.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And if it's a foggy morning, the mist of the gist looks like you.

[Pat Godwin]

Got the fest of the histamines in your eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

So how long will that last?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. It'll be. We'll. We'll see through the course of the morning. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Does it hurt? Is it uncomfortable? It just looks horrible.

[Jess Hooker]

It feels. Yeah, it just. It feels like. It feels like there's something in my eye, but it feels like. Like there's. I keep seeing something out of the corner of my eye, and that's because my eye swells so much that the inside of my eye swells outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Pardon me, Mick. Impact your driving?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think so.

[Donnie Baker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever get this, you know, Do I have something in my eye? And the guy. Yeah, your finger. Because he's touching.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have heard that.

[Chick McGee]

And the wiseacres.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Never help. No, it never doesn't help anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your cat's name?

[Jess Hooker]

Garth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Garth from Wayne's World. Because when, when we got him, we thought he was a girl and. And then.

[Chick McGee]

How embarrassing.

[Jess Hooker]

And then one of my friends works at the vet and she came over for cards and she was. I was like, here's our new cat. And she was like, yeah, this isn't. This is a boy. This is a boy cat. And so his name was Cassandra from Wayne's World. And then we changed it to Gar.

[Josh Arnold]

That's hard.

[Chick McGee]

Found out it was a Wayne's World. I don't have a rifle.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let alone many rifles. Many rifles to necessitate a rack. Well, hello. And how's everybody? We're, we're soldiering on. Tom is taking a much deserved couple days off to go skiing and the latest rumor is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They're short on snow again. Oh, yeah, that's what I heard.

[Josh Arnold]

I made the mistake of asking him what the forecast was. Yeah, this was about 10:30 yesterday morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I guess we'll just walk around town.

[Willie Griswold]

You guys, you guys have never seen someone not enjoy a vacation like my dad. That guy loves. And we'd be out there. Even we were out there over Christmas and I, we're on the mountain. I go, okay, you guys, just the little girls. Let's make a rule. No complaining today. Let's just go out there, let's go have fun. We're so lucky to have the snow that we have. Yeah, but there's barely any snow. Can't even enjoy the mountain. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, lesson learned.

[Willie Griswold]

Lesson learned about being grateful for the opportunities you have.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't need to. Tom, splain this to you.

[Willie Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Of all people. But your father enjoys complaining. Oh, he really likes it.

[Willie Griswold]

It's his favorite thing. It's his favorite thing. It makes him so happy to complain about it.

[Josh Arnold]

He does not like being happy.

[Chick McGee]

I think it throws.

[Pat Godwin]

It throws him.

[Chick McGee]

Right. He likes unhappiness and he likes fixing things. Like, if you don't know what to get him for Christmas, go to him and go, I don't know what I'm going to do about this situation. He goes, oh, here's what you do.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He's so excited.

[Willie Griswold]

Solution forward.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but what we'll throw you is that his advice is usually really good.

[Josh Arnold]

That is, I find it to be 50 50.

[Willie Griswold]

Usually it's advice where it's like, oh, hey, I don't have enough money to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I. That happens all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not what I can't do.

[Josh Arnold]

What you can do. That is not an option for me. Well, what you do is you tear half your house down.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you need a second bedroom here.

[Willie Griswold]

So just call your carpenter. You have a carpenter, right? No, dad, I don't have a carpenter on call.

[Jess Hooker]

Now that I think about it, he's. I've needed lies. And when I need lies, I go to him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

He's great for that.

[Jess Hooker]

Really good for that. It was insane. It was diabolical to watch, like, how it unfolded and. And how quickly and smart it was. And I was like, I have a lot to learn from this man. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've asked him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What do I do in this situation? Well, here's what you do. And it's like you're in the mob.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, it's crazy. I love it.

[Chick McGee]

I will never forget the story that you wanted to take a walk at the golf course and, dad, what should I do? And he goes, okay, just tell him you've lost your dog. It's like, that's brilliant. In half a second, it's like, of course.

[Willie Griswold]

I go, well, what if they try to help and then we can't find the dog? And he goes, well, then you tell him it's a tragedy the dog is gone.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I don't want to live that way.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to live that way.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm walking on the golf course. And if they go, hey, you can't be here. I'll go, oh, I didn't know. That's it.

[Jeff Osk]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think I.

[Pat Godwin]

But he's.

[Willie Griswold]

He's deeply paranoid. He thinks they're going to call the FBI on him. So he needs the dog lie just to keep it going.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen anybody so paranoid about dying. Because when he, you know, hide all my. I'm worried about stuff they might find when I die, like, stop. You're not gonna care.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you.

[Chick McGee]

Hush. Sorry about that, Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

No, man, it's okay. I think he likes going to busy restaurants just so he can complain before he sits down. I think he wants to complain before there's even a coffee being served. Yeah, that's why he goes to the place where he knows It's a 10 minute wait. He can get the complaining going before he even starts eating.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly true.

[Jess Hooker]

But what have you guys been with him to his restaurant, that place he goes all the time?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it calm there? What's it like?

[Josh Arnold]

It is fairly calm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's small and usually almost every table is kind of.

[Chick McGee]

But it's somewhat of a hubbub every now and then. But not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not too bad.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, and there's. There's places that you go that there's no one there. And then there's places where it's always busy. It's never anything in between. Does that make any sense?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's what he needs at the time.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Like if he needs the high drama and the busy.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I don't know, I think what.

[Willie Griswold]

He really wants to do is he wants to eat soup alone in a room with, like, two people. And that's. That's his big reset.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

If he could do that every meal. But sometimes he has to eat with.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you guys or his kids.

[Willie Griswold]

Occasionally he does have to eat with.

[Josh Arnold]

People who love him. I must have done something. I have not been invited to lunch in years.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been off the invite list for about a year.

[Jess Hooker]

Jason is in the current rotation. Jeffy, too.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'm back in. I was out for a little bit, but I'm back in.

[Jess Hooker]

He doesn't take women to lunch, so luckily. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, I don't want a seven sibling.

[Chick McGee]

So please, I'm in the rotation that I should probably ask Chick to go to lunch like, every six months. I don't know what to do.

[Willie Griswold]

Gosh, if I get that call. Yeah, me and Jess are together, by the way. Don't make a big deal out of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, is your dad with his girlfriend Kelly or the kids, too?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they're all out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, all of them.

[Willie Griswold]

Kelly and the two little girls.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, and the little girls took friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

They're going to their buddies. It's gonna be fun. Dude, that's little President's Day skiing. My favorite restaurant. The little diners out there, they're gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Have a blast out.

[Chick McGee]

The risk of talking about Tom too much, but this. He would hate what we're talking about right now because we're telling people what he's doing.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys know he's listening.

[Chick McGee]

He detests. He detests that he's going to call.

[Pat Godwin]

In every break he doesn't tell us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way, Hugh Jackman's got to come in later.

[Jeff Osk]

What?

[Willie Griswold]

Why didn't you remember week three of him in the hospital when he was, like, barely getting better. He could barely talk. I'd be on air with you guys. He'd be texting me jokes, and I'd be like, man, lay down.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, if you. If you're listening right now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You are a sicker man than I thought. You have to wait.

[Chick McGee]

Sick.

[Jess Hooker]

The phone is going to ring during the break. I just want you guys to know that it's going to light up.

[Chick McGee]

He is not capable of relaxing.

[Willie Griswold]

If he calls in, just practicing some new character that he's doing, that'd be so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd welcome that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, like poop, man.

[Chick McGee]

We got news in sports coming up. News with Punchy over there and she has a swollen eye. We'll get the lowdown on that. We'll keep you updated on.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Goes up and down. Sports NBA all star game coming up this weekend and a couple NBA teams fined for what they're calling tanking. They don't want to win. They're slowing up. A half a million and a hundred thousand dollars.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm sorry. What's the problem? What's the problem? A team can't beat the best team in the NBA and also be last in the east. I don't see the issue there. Understand what's the problem with that?

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Here's actual audio of a Rougiet couple mine.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Brian and Sylvia Gladstone.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back with more of that. Denver, Colorado with news and sports and all the other stuff we do. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. Mailing her in today. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hi, man. I'm Chick McGee. And there's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Good morning. And time now for email from our listeners far and wide around the world, down some streets and up yours. Isn't that the big joke? Right? Letter emails brought to you by Hyundai, the all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Learn how it makes everyday epic@hyundai USA.com as a matter of fact, Christy has a Hyundai Palisade and just took this last week off to just drive around is what she's doing. She loves it. She loves it so much. Much so there you go. Dear Bob and top show guys. Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I don't know if it's been discussed, but someone really should make a mashup of Jess Hooker snoring and Tom Sasquatch yawn. Oh, yeah, that might be. That might be really something that we're working on. That's a hit in the making, they call it. It's in the lab right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you heard Jessa snoring?

[Willie Griswold]

I have not. I'm a little out of the loop here.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here, here. I think this might be it.

[Willie Griswold]

Is this real?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Who taped this?

[Jess Hooker]

My family.

[Jeff Osk]

It's so loud.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it just gets funnier and louder.

[Jess Hooker]

But my sweet friend Pat was like, hey, there's no obstructions. It's clear.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's even.

[Jess Hooker]

It's even. So you're okay?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. It's a few, like 20 of those noises. And then on the 20th you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Joel's awake.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrified.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think. You think you need us? You think you need a sleep study or.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't. I think that it's. This is an allergy thing. I think that it's always that. I always have a little bit of something working in my nose.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute. And the murderer is.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a lot of allergies going on.

[Willie Griswold]

On.

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what I'm allergic to?

[Jess Hooker]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

Country music.

[Chick McGee]

I'm allergic to work. Jess, you said you had a letter.

[Jess Hooker]

I do. This is from Nora in. In Illinois.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

You all should be sorry for bothering me at work.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom, good for you for having all those dishwashers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, three, was it?

[Willie Griswold]

I think it's four, actually, because you can't forget about the one in the pool house.

[Chick McGee]

People always forget about that one.

[Jess Hooker]

But here's the next idea. You need to build your own car wash at your house. And then you could charge everyone for it. I can't believe you're leaving money on the table, actually. And then I think this is why Mark gave me this email. P. S. Jess Hooker, I'm divorced with three kids and I'm 45 years old. When you're ready for your late life lesbian experience, let me know. We'll get coffee.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Coffee. And then lap it up.

[Chick McGee]

Extra cream. I won't need it.

[Jess Hooker]

All right, Nora, email address.

[Chick McGee]

Why is. Hasn't your dad got a car wash at his house? That'd be like a bay with a wand.

[Willie Griswold]

He loves water in places it shouldn't be. Like he has the water for pasta over the thing, you know, I'm talking about over the stove.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Pot filler.

[Willie Griswold]

He has like, essentially the dog washing, like, little area, like a little bit. He loves a place.

[Josh Arnold]

Just walk.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, he loves that. He's love dishwashing. When I was working at camp and I was a dishwasher, he came in one day and you grab that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love that thing.

[Willie Griswold]

Go crazy with it. Yeah, he just loves water. Man, he is a weird guy. I do love him. He is my father.

[Chick McGee]

But man, he's a weird guy.

[Willie Griswold]

He's a goofy dude.

[Chick McGee]

Where would we be if he wasn't so weird, right? Probably whistling along in our lives. But let's not get caught up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yes. We'd be happy enjoying our morning with coffee and looking over a lake somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hang on. This just in.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Willie Griswold]

It's crazy. It is like an old. It's like an old, old man, sound.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

The real worry is, is it sounds exactly like Pat's snoring.

[Jeff Osk]

It did.

[Jess Hooker]

They sound identical.

[Chick McGee]

Terrifying. Somebody recorded Pat yesterday too. Identical.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So that was.

[Josh Arnold]

I was really. I was like so happy for both of you. You both sounded so relaxed and sleeping so well.

[Willie Griswold]

It's nice, man.

[Chick McGee]

And you've said that Pat resembles your. Your father.

[Pat Godwin]

Does he have that issue?

[Jess Hooker]

No, my dad wears a CPAP too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he does.

[Pat Godwin]

So he has that issue then.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought he meant does he have the issue of resembling her father? You know, he. Does he look like. Okay, are you a snorer chick?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, but I don't. I don't think so. Every now and then I'll wake up after an especially long evening of sleeping, you know, like 13, 14 hours, and my. My mouth is dry. So I think that. Yeah, I think that indicates that I do snore, but I. I don't. Maybe I. Can you set your phone so if it hears a noise, it automatically starts to record.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you can.

[Willie Griswold]

I think you can.

[Chick McGee]

I think. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And an apple watch for sure. You gotta get one of those sleep apps and then it lets you know and it says, you woke up twice last night, right? You got your best sleep from this time and you woke up and said, ah, why'd you put me in this room? Get me out of here so then.

[Chick McGee]

You can be disappointed while you're sleeping.

[Willie Griswold]

Then I stopped doing it because I had like a little sleep score thing and my sleep score just sucked and I couldn't get it up and I was getting so anxious about it, I go, I'd rather just not have this problem. I can't know about this.

[Chick McGee]

This is from Mike in southern Idaho. Good morning, Bob atop show and Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. He may not consider me part of the show.

[Willie Griswold]

You're kind of like Guam in Puerto Rico. You're part of it, but you're your own thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. All right. The other day, you guys were talking huckleberries. I just wanted to give you another reason to come to Idaho. Huckleberries are a small. Hang on. This goes on for quite a while. A small pea sized berry that grows in the mountains all around Idaho. They like the acidic soil underneath pine trees and are growing very close to the ground. Huckleberries expensive because they're labor intensive to pick. But once you taste huckleberry jam or syrup or ice cream, you'll find they are worth every sore muscle and backache. One year, my wife and I quietly picking huckleberries in a large patch and soon realized we were sharing our patch with a large moose.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Either he didn't notice us or he didn't care about us. But he walked right on by, slowly grazing as he went. That experience has not kept us from enjoying nature and huckleberries.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think the moose looked at him. Good crop this year. Yes, it is, Mr. Moose.

[Chick McGee]

Say, is that the Mrs. Well, she's attractive.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, spring came early.

[Chick McGee]

See, what animal would you want to. Want to talk if they could? I think I. I'm gonna vote moose.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, moose is up there for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

I want it to be really big or really small like a fly. I think would also be funny if you is funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Isn't that a principle of science fiction where the giant animals are all small and the small animals are real? Giant? Didn't somebody put that in a movie? Probably like Harryhausen or somebody. Stop action.

[Josh Arnold]

Or every now and again. I would like a bass to talk to me after I catch it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of look at me and go, you know, I didn't really. I didn't really appreciate. You're going to put me back. I mean, I thought I was going to. About to have the most delicious crawdad I've seen. And if I. I didn't get a hook in my mouth, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you something. You think you'd like a hook in your face? Yeah, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

You bite into a cheeseburger, and then it's fake, and then there's a big hook, and then you're pulled underwater when you can't breathe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Just to be thrown back. You're not even gonna kill me.

[Pat Godwin]

I was just about to fertilize.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I got all these eggs. I'm fertilized.

[Willie Griswold]

And then you. I'm so sorry, Mr. Bass. This is just a fun thing that I do with my brothers.

[Chick McGee]

I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that right?

[Willie Griswold]

It's a stress reliever for me, Mr. Bass.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, so long as your stress is relieved.

[Pat Godwin]

Does this look like fun to you?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Dear Bob and Tom, show this from Kevin. Since you asked. K Dog huckleberries.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, what are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

Only grow in the mountains of the northwest. They grow in the wild. They don't seem commercial. My wife and I drive hundreds of miles. I've never eaten a huckleberry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, We've got to try some huckleberry jam or something.

[Willie Griswold]

Mulberry before some.

[Josh Arnold]

Order some.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'll order some.

[Chick McGee]

Are they like blueberries? I don't like blueberries.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I don't care about blueberries.

[Willie Griswold]

Love blueberries.

[Chick McGee]

They're good for you.

[Willie Griswold]

Iron, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Not even blueberry jam?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. No blueberry muffins? Not anything.

[Jess Hooker]

What. What jam do you choose?

[Chick McGee]

I like a Wiz Khalifa, I think.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that your jam?

[Chick McGee]

Because I roll up. I roll up shortly. He's not hurrying. He's. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is Mike and Salem. I hope I'm bothering you at work. Okay. That's funny. Dear Bob.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to put it into that a month ago.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Yeah, I know. I was recently in my car with the old lady. I like this guy already. This is Zach from Fort Wayne. When a certain Alice Cooper song started playing on the radio, I turned to my wife and stated, they shouldn't play this song unless school really is out. Suddenly, I could hear Tom's voice in my head. Sensational. It's seasonality. Mr. Seasonality. Have a nice day. Oh, and have a nice life.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you aware of this?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. This is how Tom said goodbye to one of our contributors. We'll have a nice day and a nice life.

[Josh Arnold]

You said that to Tim Cavity.

[Pat Godwin]

Tim Cabin after a segment.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It was not. It was every bit as comfortable as you might.

[Willie Griswold]

What's so funny about that is he loves Tim and they're close. They've known each other for a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it just. You all know. We all know that Tom treats those closest to him the worst.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is that. Pat can testify. The closer you are to him, the worse he treats. That's absolutely true.

[Pat Godwin]

Brotherly love.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of people do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Like your family at home. They catch the worst of you when you've had a bad day and because you're comfortable. And that's. That's. That's true of everyone.

[Jeff Osk]

Look at that.

[Willie Griswold]

You just. He made a new family. He's like, I'll restart this one.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll just unplug the Xbox, plug it back in.

[Willie Griswold]

We'll see if this works.

[Pat Godwin]

Willie, has he ever hung up on you on the phone?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

That's new. That came a year ago. The hang up. I'm like, well, that's new.

[Willie Griswold]

That is new. And we got it. You know what? Let's change the topic before I cry. All right, let's change it up, you guys. Let's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's an. An angry hang up.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've never had.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm stoked hang up. It's like, I see you later.

[Josh Arnold]

But, you know, your Daddy. Sometimes he. I could see him hanging up because something else came up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Not exactly a hang up, but sometimes he'll drop the biggest news you've ever heard and he goes, I gotta go right now. I'm picking up Finn from next. I gotta get off the phone.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely famous for that.

[Willie Griswold]

He'll drop an absolute nuke and go, hart's getting in the car right now. See you later.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's he. Every time. Every time I talk to him on the phone, he's doing something else as he's answering the phone. It's Never like, hey, Ms. Hooker, can you hold on? And then you hear all these things. He drops something. Something else is going on every single time. It's like when I call my mom and she. I swear, she goes and stands by the TV and turns it up and then says hello. Like she wants me to think I'm like she's at a club or something. I don't know. It's. It's. It's. There's something about old people and answering the phone. They have to do a thousand other things.

[Pat Godwin]

Why are you looking at me first, Josh. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

You think I was the first one to say it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, the first one where it hurt that bad.

[Chick McGee]

You do.

[Josh Arnold]

First guy's the deepest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Rod Stewart told us that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought Cheryl Crow did.

[Chick McGee]

A bunch of people had a version of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Cat Stevens.

[Chick McGee]

Cat Stevens. He wrote it. Yeah, Cat. My name's Cat. And you are kind of like a Tom in training every now and then.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Neurotic.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he rubs off. Rubs off on us. Oh, scary. I have an email.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Good morning, radio legends. Today is my birthday. This is from Nathan in Ohio, and he asked if he could hear some Greg Hahn.

[Chick McGee]

Nope.

[Jess Hooker]

He also makes a joke about Willie in the Waterbed Emporium, but.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, kind of thin skinned about that.

[Willie Griswold]

I came around on that. Okay, this is. No, this is why I get upset because you guys act like I get upset about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, because it's not a real narrative. And you know what? And now I'm getting fired about this.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Willie Griswold]

I've had a little bit of coffee. I took half an Adderall. I got nicotine in my mouth right now. I'm feeling loose. I love you guys. I will scream at you. I will scream at you.

[Chick McGee]

And I'll mean it.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on here.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen somebody so mad in our day.

[Pat Godwin]

We took a whole Adderall.

[Chick McGee]

Here's Some Greg Hahn.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That was barely audible.

[Willie Griswold]

Happy V Day, Nathan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Good thing we fixed that.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in sports, Chick? Well, I'll tell you. We've got an update on the Olympics and we'll have Chloe Kim. A Chloe Kim update. Evidently she's dating Myles Garrett of Cleveland Browns.

[Willie Griswold]

Is she really?

[Chick McGee]

He's got some body on him.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, and she's also small and he's very big. I'm a fan of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we supposed to know who Chloe Kim is?

[Chick McGee]

The Kardashian women's snowboard half pipe final.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He was confusing Kardashians. Actually, that's two Kardashians.

[Josh Arnold]

Chloe.

[Willie Griswold]

Kevin Corney.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Could very well be a Kardashian. LeBron James did something. The oldest to ever do it last night. I'll let your minds run wild. And NBA teams got to find. And President Trump pardoned some NFL players. I'll tell you who that was. But first, in a world we need, we need a hero, don't we? Somebody to come up and say, hey, I'll handle that. Well, in lieu of a person, how about a car? The Hyundai Palisade. You need somebody to rise to the occasion of helping you drive the kids to soccer practice. That's the Hyundai Palisade. An EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims, advanced tech and class leading interior space. And remember, no cleats on the seats. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603. That's 562-314-4603 for more details. That's HyundaiUSA.com we'll be back with news and sports and Willie being upset again this. Oh, why I at the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel, though?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

The swelling has not gone down.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. That's all right. I'll be all right.

[Chick McGee]

Jess's right eye is somewhat swollen for an allergic reaction, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. But I don't have any other symptoms, so I'm afraid it is something else. Usually I would have liked. Like my. My throat would close. Oh, that hasn't started yet.

[Chick McGee]

Your what would close my throat?

[Josh Arnold]

I did not hear.

[Chick McGee]

I heard something close. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Pat has a song about going to get into a fight with Tyson or something. Okay, just for you, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold. Tom. Taking a couple of days off. Are you at the ready with this song, buddy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, ready to go now.

[Chick McGee]

Jess came in this morning and has her right ey swollen. Contends that it's a allergic reaction from the kitty cat or the puppy dog maybe. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, what the hell happened?

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Dress came in swollen, her right eyes puffed up. Could it be pollen? She says she's allergic to death. Sweet, sweet pussycat she came on that morning show Looking like it came to blows and you my swollen eyed girl yes, sir, you my swollen eyed girl do you remember when her red eye was blue? Yeah, just like that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard that most difficult man in music, Van Morrison?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Is that correct? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. He sure could sing, though.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw him in a rehearsal with Roger Waters complaining about Comfortably Numb. Didn't want to sing it.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. It was.

[Pat Godwin]

It was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't want to sing one of the greatest songs of all time.

[Pat Godwin]

He wanted to mess with the melody. And Roger Waters said, no, no, no. I'm not even joking.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Boy, if somebody said, hey, you want to go in that room? Roger Waters and Van Morrison are in there, I'd rather set myself on fire. I love both those guys. I don't want to meet either of them.

[Chick McGee]

What is that story where somebody was backstage for Bob Dylan and he realized that he'd gone too far into the world of entertainment because he went through, like, three or four doors, and then all of a sudden there's nobody in a room but him and Bob Dylan, and Dylan's reading the latest baseball stats because he was in a fantasy league. So Dylan's just sitting there on a Samsonite chair all by himself with a light bulb, looking at baseball stats.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to get out of here.

[Chick McGee]

I've gone too far.

[Willie Griswold]

Joey Vato in God today.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Joey. Three for four. And a couple of more emails from Our listeners after 25 years as a listener says Kathle cleaned from Monterey, California. Tom is right.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard many Thomisms over the years. Admittedly, I'd agree with more than I'm currently willing to admit. However, yesterday, an email read by Chick and Chick is in quotes about Tom's paper plate scoop for puppy leavings. Never heard that one, but thought I'd give it a try. Didn't think it would happen yesterday afternoon, but coincidentally enough, I had my paper plates handy. I had to Cut it into quarters, though, because I was dealing with a cat and evidently cats do more than one spot and dogs just tend to do one spot. Have you run into that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, not really.

[Chick McGee]

Where they defecate or vomit in two or three spots. I couldn't believe how much better paper towels.

[Pat Godwin]

My dog has one spot. Picked up my apartment.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. So if your. Your dog's vomiting. Dear Bob and Tom and Christy and Jess. Ace the whole crowd there. Longtime listener and VIP member, first time windbagger. I was watching Chloe Kim.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not a Kardashian who's dating Myles Garrett and other fine athletes compete in the women's snowboard half pipe at the Olympics. In the final, it started to really snow and affect visibility. And I said, oh, no, this isn't fair. If Tom were in charge, this would not happen. They'd all run indoors. He'd have put a dome over the entire hillside. That would fix it.

[Willie Griswold]

Snow is just ruining the Winter Olympics. I mean, we can't see anything going on because the snow at the Winter.

[Chick McGee]

Olympics, she says Tom would put a dome over the entire mountain. That would be better. And get rid of those fancy scoreboards, too. Not from Michigan, but thank you for reading my letter anyway. That's from Jennifer.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you remember before this segment when you said maybe I should start reading these before I read them on the air?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna co sign on that and say, yeah, maybe you should start doing that.

[Chick McGee]

What is that? Rubber stamp it or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. In sports, LeBron James became the oldest player at NBA History 2. Anybody guess?

[Josh Arnold]

Shart.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. He sharted in the end of the third quarter. No, we had a triple double. Lakers last night. On Thursday beat the mavericks. James had 28 points, 12 assists, and grabbed his 10th rebound with 206 to play in the Lakers 124. 104 win over the Mavs in Los Angeles. LeBron is 41 years and 44 days old. He broke the record held by Carl Malone. Oh, does anybody remember Carl Malone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, his nickname, the Mailman.

[Chick McGee]

Other than Ace.

[Pat Godwin]

Got it.

[Chick McGee]

Let me piss all over that. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You asked anybody? And he demanded.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the NBA fine the Utah Jazz half a million dollars for sitting healthy stars late in close games. Wilbur. The league announced the decision on Thursday. The Jazz kept key players out of recent fourth quarters even though the games were tight and the pacers were fined $100,000 for holding out Pascal Siakam and other starters. The policy targets teams that go after better drafts and losing on purpose. That's actually what it says.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the purpose of this.

[Chick McGee]

The purpose of it.

[Jess Hooker]

It has nothing to do with online betting.

[Chick McGee]

It's called tanking. That. It would seem that that would affect online betting at a certain point. You're not into the online betting, Josh, are you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I like it old school.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know how you would bet on hockey other than plus or minus goals, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you can. You can. There are a bunch of ways to bet. I like it. It's just. I don't do it, but I think it's fun.

[Chick McGee]

President Trump has pardoned five former NFL players for crimes running from perjury to counterfeiting to drug trafficking. King. Let's see. The White House pardoned NFL players. Joe Cleo. Remember Joe Clicko?

[Willie Griswold]

I do not.

[Chick McGee]

Defensive lineman for the New York Jets. Really? Willie does not remember. Nate Newton. Offensive lineman for the Cowboys, Jamal Lewis. Running back the Ravens, Travis Henry. And Billy Cannon, who won the Heisman Trophy when the world was young, way back in.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know any of those guys.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, those are all pro crooks right there. I mean, just real criminals that would have made the Pro Bowl a few times.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really? Yeah. I thought they were just not playing. They didn't have anything else to do, so they were breaking the law.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Billy Cannon's not doing anything. He's dead. So I think the other ones are.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

One more. One more time with this, I think, please. What's coming up in news there?

[Jess Hooker]

All the news we haven't read this week.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's exciting.

[Jess Hooker]

We've got a stack of news. We've got beavers. We've got.

[Willie Griswold]

What are those little guys up to?

[Chick McGee]

Beavers.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I haven't.

[Willie Griswold]

They're always kind of goofing around. They're with their buddies a lot. I like those guys.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Much like Chick. I don't read any of this before we start.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I like to surprise myself.

[Jess Hooker]

Llamas.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the only way to go, man.

[Jess Hooker]

And a paramedic. Boston terrier. So, yeah, we've got all kinds of news.

[Josh Arnold]

Bts are funny. Bad boy. They'll snore.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They've got those bug eyes. They freak me out.

[Josh Arnold]

They do kind of have bugs.

[Willie Griswold]

It looks like they have a little goatee and I appreciate that. It looks like they put.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Kind of. Little Robert Downey Jr. Is walking around and I like that.

[Chick McGee]

He does look like rdj. How do you feel about that referring to Robert Downey Jr's RDJ?

[Jess Hooker]

Do people do that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It sounds like you're talking about your wedding dj. Like our DJ is going to be here. You know, rdj, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

You'd be thinking about weddings.

[Willie Griswold]

Look, I like to move. I like dance. No.

[Josh Arnold]

What? No.

[Willie Griswold]

Trust me, no. There's nothing you should know.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I'm. I'm really sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm very sure.

[Chick McGee]

Although you do like to be invited to wedding.

[Willie Griswold]

I like to dance. I like to see my pals. I like to drink a little bit. I like to have fun.

[Jess Hooker]

You look great in a suit.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you.

[Donnie Baker]

You know what?

[Willie Griswold]

I do look good in a suit.

[Jess Hooker]

You do?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not. It's not a tux rental.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Willie Griswold]

If you're a little bit fat, they make it impossible for you to look good. But that. Let's talk about that a different day.

[Chick McGee]

You. You should just be the suit guy. Wear the suit all the time.

[Willie Griswold]

You think so?

[Chick McGee]

No matter what.

[Willie Griswold]

I would hate that. I wouldn't like it. And I only have, like, four combos.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Like one suit, two shirts, two ties. But we'll mix it up.

[Chick McGee]

That's good. We'll be back. News and sports, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskin.

[Jeff Osk]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer side sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick. And I think we're over at the news desk. You ready, Jess? Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

What do we have?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, real quick. Happy Friday the 13th.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. What do they call that? Triska. Deca phobia.

[Josh Arnold]

Something. If it's not that, it's damn close.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty, pretty close.

[Jess Hooker]

But that's all 13s, right? Like, yeah. 13th room.

[Chick McGee]

Fear of the number 13.

[Jeff Osk]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You're a spooky guy. Are you celebrating anything today?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying to decide which one I'm gonna watch.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one? Or two? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So not too sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I could watch Friday the 13th or Friday the 13th part 2 or Friday the 13th 3 in 3D. Or Friday the 13th for the final chapter. 5. The new beginning. 6. Jason lives. 7. The new blood. 8. Jason takes Manhattan, Jason Goes to Hell. Jason X. Or the remake. Or Freddie versus Jason.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you could watch Freaky Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Announcer]

No.

[Jeff Osk]

Which one's your favorite?

[Josh Arnold]

My favorite is 3 and 3D.

[Jeff Osk]

Really? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. The best one is Friday the 13th part two. Oh, I think. Or Final Chapter.

[Chick McGee]

What's the one that we're. Did we go to see one?

[Josh Arnold]

No. We've never seen a Friday the 13th.

[Chick McGee]

Together, but Jason's kicking the hell out of somebody over in a service bay and a gas station.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the 2018 Halloween.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

We saw it separately. But I remember you. That scene. Really? Because there's a scene happening in the forefront.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

People are talking, but in the background, killing.

[Chick McGee]

Picking him up and throwing them down. I'd be like, what's going on? Here's your sound for. For today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is what. So this song plays in the woods and then Jason knows he has to kill somebody.

[Willie Griswold]

Is Freddy versus Jason. Is that canon for you? Is that a part of The Friday the 13th universe?

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It's got its flaws, but the main battle between Freddy and Jason is pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a Freddy in space or Jason in space? Jason X. Jason X is in space.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's as entertaining? It's really entertaining.

[Willie Griswold]

I've never seen any of these movies, and I don't think I'd care for them. But I love nothing more than talking to somebody about something they truly love.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

The way that you light up. Because I have this with, I think the film Fast and Furious movies a little bit. I like Fast and Furious. Too Fast, Too Furious. Then you go back Tokyo Drift. Then it's just Fast and Furious. Then it's Fast five, and then that's kind of where I got out. That's when they're in Brazil, you guys. Lot of booty shaking. A lot of fun. But it's. I just. I love just getting into something.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys want to do a quick quiz? Please.

[Donnie Baker]

Heck, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In Friday the 13th, the original Jason Voorhees does not do the killing.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody know who does? Ace does.

[Chick McGee]

Go.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Jeff.

[Jeff Osk]

I don't. I've never seen his mom.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The fabulous Betsy Palmer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Mrs. Voorhees. Friend of the Christie's.

[Jess Hooker]

Who.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Famous actor. Yes. In the Original Friday the 13th. Who later angered John Lithgow in a film because of the way he cut Loose.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say Kevin Bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is it? Oh, okay. I thought it was Brad Pitt for some reason.

[Pat Godwin]

Cut Loose was your hit.

[Chick McGee]

Kevin Bacon gets killed, like early on. Right. Isn't he laying in a bed or something?

[Josh Arnold]

He is laying in a bed, defenseless, taking a nap. He gets. It's brutal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's taking a nap.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a rough one.

[Pat Godwin]

Isn't Johnny Depp in one of them?

[Chick McGee]

Too early?

[Josh Arnold]

He's a nightmare now. Elm Street.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Well, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that also a bad film?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Nightmare on Elm street is a legitimately great. It is, yes. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

When did that come out?

[Josh Arnold]

84.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. So I was four years old and my mom made me watch it with her because she didn't want to be scared by herself.

[Willie Griswold]

So she brought in the toddler.

[Josh Arnold]

She brought in the four year old. Couldn't find a stuffed animal.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to hold a living. Four year old.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I can't imagine that affected your sleep or.

[Jess Hooker]

I can't. I can't watch any scary movie. She did it. She did it with Lucky Movie. She did it with Pet Cemetery.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm the same.

[Jess Hooker]

I watch any of them.

[Willie Griswold]

I watched Jeepers Creepers at a sleepover when I was nine and I still. I couldn't sleep that night. And sometimes at 32, I can't sleep because of that dang movie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one too.

[Willie Griswold]

He's gonna take my eyes, Josh. He's gonna take my eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

Your peepers.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the one where. Speaking of eyes. The hills have eyes. Those are.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are rough.

[Chick McGee]

That's rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Both the original and the remake.

[Chick McGee]

Nuclear disfigurement or something. Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are tough movies, man.

[Willie Griswold]

Could you imagine if my old man was here?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Josh, let's keep talking about the eye monster.

[Josh Arnold]

People want to hear about, I'm sure. At Nightmare on Elm Street.

[Willie Griswold]

A glaring omission from the Oscars in 84.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh, what got you into horror movies?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably my mom, my grandma. Every we. My dad liked him to a certain extent. My brother. My older brother. So, yeah, we would just watch him at a really young age.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was always horrified, always terrified.

[Jess Hooker]

And you.

[Josh Arnold]

I still get scared.

[Jess Hooker]

You love that feeling.

[Willie Griswold]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

I must have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's wild.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I would get scared.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that NFL off season when we decided to watch all the Fast and Furious?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Boy.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I still have them posted on social media.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

You had to buy them and posted on. So was There a problem with the post? I put on social media, you guys.

[Jess Hooker]

We, like, all wear hoodies and take pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We would wear hats with a very flat brim.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't have anything else.

[Jeff Osk]

What character do you have the full life size of?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Jason in my shed.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, in his shed. Which he failed to tell the landscape guy who came over to help him. This guy right here, he's like, yeah, that's back in my shed. Open the shed doors. There's this gigantic. I mean, I.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, you don't scare easy, Jeff.

[Jeff Osk]

Dude, there shouldn't be anyone in your.

[Josh Arnold]

Shed alone wearing a hockey mask.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you have a Chucky doll, too?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And.

[Josh Arnold]

And his bride, Tiffany. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Where did you. Where did you get the life size, Jason?

[Josh Arnold]

I bought a mannequin and then just dressed it up.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow that's sadder than actually buying a. Jason already made up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Kind of the do it yourself.

[Willie Griswold]

Did you, like, thrift these pieces? Did you go to, like, some horror thing online?

[Josh Arnold]

The Jason in my shed is from Friday the 13th Part 3. That's the one where he finds. He gets the hockey mask originally. Oh, does anybody know what he wears in part two? He's not wearing the hockey mask.

[Jeff Osk]

Potato sack.

[Josh Arnold]

It is kind of a. It's like a pillowcase.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I remember that.

[Chick McGee]

Like, never seen a second scarecrow in the Batman movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Similar, but it's white and it's like a pillowcase with one hole. And it's really, really awful.

[Chick McGee]

I can't make a hole. That was him.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's kind of how if Jason were to speak, it would sound something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

He doesn't speak.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't. Now they make a mistake in Jason. Friday the 13th Jason takes Manhattan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Where occasionally he laughs out loud. And it's maddening because it's. You guys never watched any of the others.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll hear him go real stupid when he.

[Chick McGee]

Jason Takes Manhattan. He does some time at the Comedy Cellar, doesn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Or something.

[Pat Godwin]

He did, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But he missed his spot, so then he had to run over to Caroline's. You know what he does do In Friday the 13th Part 8, Jason takes Manhattan. He punches a man's head off.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Really? He punches in so hard.

[Josh Arnold]

So this guy is. They're on the rooftop and he's. This guy's kind of a boxer or something. He's real athletic. And he's just punching Jason and punching him and punching him. Jason's unfazed, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

And finally the guy gets so tired and he goes, okay, give me your best shot. One punch. His head goes flying and flies and then goes into a dumpster.

[Chick McGee]

So he taught the kids, hey, don't litter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. It was an important lesson.

[Willie Griswold]

Man, when they can't think of a sequel, Go to Manhattan works pretty well. Home Alone did it. The Bolton Twins, The Muppets did it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was originally called Friday the 13th terror in times Square, and they changed the title because the mayor of New York City at the time went, hey, we don't want people to think Times Square is scary. And in 1988, it was the worst place you could go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And Woody Allen's Manhattan's a horror movie.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, she's very young.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a horror for him.

[Chick McGee]

It is bad time for him, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, enjoy your Friday the 13th, everybody.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. Maybe I'll watch one. Maybe I'll. Maybe I'll give it a try. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Which of all of them? Where should I. Should I start with one?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna have you start with part six, because there's some comedy in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. That one doesn't take itself too seriously. It's not entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

Are they. They're not in chronological order, or are they.

[Josh Arnold]

They are, but you can get away with just starting it. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you consider the best horror film of all time? Time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Willie Griswold]

The Silence of the Lambs count. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Does that count?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that is pretty darn. Yeah, it does.

[Jeff Osk]

And that's.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't the sequel to Romancing the Stone terrifying? Oh, Jewel Denial. That's pretty bad. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll have to get back to you on that. That's tough.

[Chick McGee]

You've kind of sort of casually said in the past, Halloween, I think we thought that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's my all time favorite. That's. That's. That's up there. I can give you my top five. It's probably the Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw, Mass Massager, Halloween. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

The Omen in there at all, man.

[Josh Arnold]

That's in top 10.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I. The Omen terrified anything recent.

[Willie Griswold]

Like a get out or like a parasite, maybe, or get out's enjoyable.

[Josh Arnold]

I like.

[Willie Griswold]

I love that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably. Maybe Midsummer or Hereditary would be in the.

[Willie Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, that giant hammer is not going to be any good in midsummer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you see that? And you go, oh.

[Chick McGee]

What'S coming up in the news there, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

Lots of. Lots of animal news. Dogs and llamas Whoa.

[Willie Griswold]

Are they hanging out together? That'd be cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Python and a lizard blizzard.

[Josh Arnold]

Let us never forget that Willie once claimed on this show one of his favorite things. Unlikely animal friendships.

[Willie Griswold]

Dude, give me, like, a dolphin and an otter that hang out. I'll watch that video for eight hours.

[Chick McGee]

And you'll cry like a little girl.

[Jess Hooker]

I will.

[Willie Griswold]

If it's like a weird weasel and like a Boston terrier that are pals.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

They're best friends. I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, you know, if you have pictures of you and your best friends, what better way to share them with your other friends and family? But aura frames. Isn't this thing cool?

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know what? We've behaved ourselves. We're putting legit photos.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we have, because we could easily.

[Josh Arnold]

Put crazy photos on this thing. Because what you do is you take a picture, you upload it from your phone to a frame that could be a thousand miles away. So if you're. Let's say, Jeff, if you lived in California and I lived in Maine, Right?

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I could just send you insane photos that would show up on the frame in your house.

[Jeff Osk]

That would be awesome.

[Chick McGee]

I'm telling you, this is perfect for grandma and grandpa or mom or dad. They send them. They get up early in the morning. What's on my frame?

[Josh Arnold]

You're absolutely right. In fact, our mom, who lives in Florida has one. And they're always receiving pictures of the nieces are their grandkids.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right, Chickster. They gave us the carver mat, which is just so cool looking right here in the studio. It's a great gift. You preload the photos onto the aura frame before it even ships. You can do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

How cool is that? So it arrives with all these great photos on there. Free, unlimited storage. You add as many photos or even videos you want. Do it from anywhere, anytime. Share your photos and videos effortlessly. Did I say that correctly?

[Chick McGee]

You nailed that. Yeah. You did a great job.

[Josh Arnold]

Effortlessly.

[Pat Godwin]

Effortlessly.

[Chick McGee]

Effortless.

[Josh Arnold]

By downloading the free aura app or text photos. You know what? There's an irony about it. Taking effort to pronounce. Effortless.

[Willie Griswold]

Incredibly funny.

[Jeff Osk]

It really is.

[Josh Arnold]

You can.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, move it along.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the perfect gift. Every. This is why I do the work. Like he didn't. Anyway. Names it number one by wirecut.

[Chick McGee]

Stuttering prick.

[Josh Arnold]

You can save on the perfect gift by visiting auraframes.com that's a U R A frames dot com. And for a limited time, Bob and Tom listeners can get $35 off the best selling Carver mat frame with code Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

T O M. That's a U R A frames.com use promo code Tom. It helps us out and you're going to get something great out of it, too. $35 off. Support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show at checkout. Terms and conditions apply. They're a great gift.

[Chick McGee]

We will be back with more of the stuff that we do. This is the Bob and Tom show show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and top show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. She is at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Donnie Baker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Got a song coming up this time. Oh, yeah, yeah. One of my favorites. I can't. You know what I've been humming is wordle.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

I like that wordle song. What do you think, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff. Okay, there's the one and only Josh Arnold. Making trouble.

[Jeff Osk]

Gotta find me a turtle.

[Pat Godwin]

You too, Jeff. Yes, I use the rhyming dictionary app.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick. Hello. Willie Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Willie Griswold]

Good to see you, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed. As Jess is shuffling through her news. What do you.

[Jeff Osk]

Hey, I got it. Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt.

[Chick McGee]

Right ahead.

[Jeff Osk]

You guys were talking about sports betting earlier.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Osk]

Willie, did you see this? So there was a guy who bet on the length of the. What, what did they sing? The national anthem.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they do.

[Josh Arnold]

And he.

[Jeff Osk]

He won because he went the day before and was standing outside the stadium taping or was how long the rehearsals were taking. Oh, bet on that. And one big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, that's fair.

[Jeff Osk]

That's brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

That's just good.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like it. I don't think it's necessarily ethical, but it's fair in that he didn't. Oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

He did the work.

[Willie Griswold]

It was a pretty good rendition. Charlie Puth did, too. It sounded beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

It was nice.

[Pat Godwin]

It did.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got a nice voice.

[Willie Griswold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Charlie Puth.

[Willie Griswold]

He's great, man.

[Josh Arnold]

He and Brandy Carlisle did wonderful.

[Willie Griswold]

She was the best, too.

[Chick McGee]

Too. Yeah, she was real good.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a real scar or is he just being fashionable?

[Chick McGee]

I think. Yeah. He slept with his trimmer, I think.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, slipped or slept?

[Chick McGee]

Slipped. Did I say slept?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You sleep with your trimmer, you're bound to get good.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna marry my tremor. Jess, what do you have in news over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Wild beavers have returned to the UK for the first time in 400 years.

[Willie Griswold]

I like this.

[Chick McGee]

This has to be 400. Good. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

The BBC report reports that two pairs of beavers were recently released at a nature reserve in Cornwall.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

As part of the country's first fully licensed release.

[Chick McGee]

Why is that called cornball?

[Jeff Osk]

Seems like a lot of pressure for two beaver.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jeff Osk]

You gotta repopulate the entire country.

[Jess Hooker]

The species is being reintroduced after beavers were hunted to extinction in England more than 400 years now.

[Chick McGee]

Here they are. We're reintroducing them, ladies and gentlemen. Lose the beavers. Better.

[Jeff Osk]

Three weeks.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure? Are. Are they boy and a girl beaver or.

[Jess Hooker]

It doesn't say their gender.

[Jeff Osk]

Gay.

[Willie Griswold]

No, they're releasing gay beavers in England. They're doing it. They said they wouldn't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

They're doing it.

[Jeff Osk]

They're doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Gay be vars. Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Last year, permission was also granted to reintroduce beavers to the Scottish Highlands.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Good news.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen a beaver? An actual real beaver?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Up close.

[Jess Hooker]

They're huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not too up close. No, no. But yes, I agree with you.

[Chick McGee]

They.

[Josh Arnold]

They. It was much bigger than I thought it would be.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It's like a small bear. It is.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what kind of beavers you're bumping up against.

[Pat Godwin]

Big beavers.

[Jess Hooker]

Big beavers, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Perhaps soon they'll reintroduce dentists to England.

[Willie Griswold]

Maybe they could seasoning in their food, you know?

[Chick McGee]

You know George Harrison owned a beaver, right, Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is fascinating.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they named it Cornball. I don't. I don't think I'd do well around a beaver. I don't know. I'd be nervous.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet not.

[Willie Griswold]

I think they're busy. They're doing their own thing. They have jobs. They're working on dams, they're working on trees.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but they have been known to attack. Attack.

[Willie Griswold]

Do they really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they slap the. Slap the water with that big tail.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

They don't have a good work life balance. They can get frustrated sometimes. That happens.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, you got to take time for yourself. You're a beaver.

[Jeff Osk]

What's that tail feel like? Like. Is that hairy or is it like.

[Chick McGee]

A. I think it's like. That's a good question. It's like a snake skin.

[Jess Hooker]

See, I always thought it was like the roof of a house.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Rough. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I assumed it was like A leathery oven mitt.

[Chick McGee]

I always thought it was like a chenille robe.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they.

[Willie Griswold]

They're. They're kind of. If you. They're a little wet.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

They're damp. They're always by water. Aren't they?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They tend to be damp.

[Jess Hooker]

And then.

[Willie Griswold]

Is the tail slimy all the time or only if it. If it dries out?

[Jess Hooker]

Dogs. Right? They're like water dogs. Like it comes off of them.

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to be around a dry beaver. I can tell you that. Those are bad news. What the hell am I doing over here?

[Pat Godwin]

We used to eat the beaver down the street. Remember the place that had the beaver?

[Josh Arnold]

They serve.

[Chick McGee]

They serve beaver. And it was pretty good. But sometimes they would hold the beaver till the next day and dust this off. It wouldn't be safe to eat. Isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

I went to a place that served exotic dishes like elk and wild boar. I heard it was delicious. It was so delicious I had to.

[Josh Arnold]

Pull out my glasses.

[Pat Godwin]

But one thing I ate made me sick.

[Chick McGee]

It's so sad to see what was.

[Pat Godwin]

It could be for gone bread.

[Chick McGee]

What a trial time.

[Pat Godwin]

Could be forgotten bread. It was tough and dry. I took a whiff and arms. Thank you. The pink had turned brown and it tasted kind of tainted. You take your chances eating out.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

I should have had a drought. Good beaver gone bad. You want it fresh? Don't let it spoil rotten. Oh leave it hanging around where it's forgotten.

[Chick McGee]

You better eat it while it's hot.

[Pat Godwin]

Cause pretty soon it's not.

[Chick McGee]

Oh good Bee Boo goes best. Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Sometimes a beaver make that sound. Love is dried up. It once was so delicious. She's cruel and she's cold now. Vile and vicious. She was up to no good. Was it not on the wood?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Good people gone bad. Here we go. Little sing along at the end. Good people sing along at the end.

[Chick McGee]

Good beaver. Good people.

[Willie Griswold]

You sued this. You get us ready for a sing along.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You did it again.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know what you're going to.

[Willie Griswold]

And then we did join.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you bailed on us.

[Pat Godwin]

I like a surprise.

[Jess Hooker]

Peter.

[Chick McGee]

Where can we see that live?

[Willie Griswold]

English we can see that live in Evansville on Saturday at Pack. Cos let Simplicity Furniture. While we're at it go see Jeff Oskay and Bodart. They sold out. They have a second show at it. Right Jeff?

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Supposedly a show for lovers. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

Come on up.

[Chick McGee]

For lovers only.

[Jeff Osk]

Romance you off your feet.

[Jess Hooker]

A United Airlines passenger headed from Los Angeles to Nicaragua Found himself landing in Tokyo after no one had noticed he boarded the wrong flight. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But isn't. Shouldn't he take some responsibility at some point to be on the right plane?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but you, there are so many people that check your stuff.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean he did. Oh, you know, if you're in the wrong boarding group, they'll say, hey sir, get back in the back of the line. Like they check you.

[Jeff Osk]

He didn't look around though and go, man, there are a lot of Asians going to Texas this week. Or Nicaragua or wherever.

[Chick McGee]

Nicaragua, Texas.

[Jeff Osk]

I didn't listen.

[Jess Hooker]

Victor Calderon told Spanish language media that he realized something was wrong when the three hour and 15 minute flight to his connection in Houston was taking six hours.

[Willie Griswold]

Did he notice after his fourth or fifth.

[Jess Hooker]

Fifth.

[Willie Griswold]

Whiskey soda.

[Jess Hooker]

He was shocked to learn from the flight attendant that the plane was headed to Tokyo. Mr. Calderon was left stranded at the airport until United could arrange a return flight to Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I hope they, they picked up the bill for. They didn't charge. Yeah, I still, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

He should not have been allowed on the plane.

[Chick McGee]

How did he. That's, that's nothing short of he's a stowaway. Right? I mean, come on. Yeah. I can't get on a plane and just go to Nicaragua. They wouldn't let. With a.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you go there? Do you think? What the hell's going on over there? It's got to be a mess, right? I don't know anything about it, but I just assume it's mostly like there's.

[Chick McGee]

Got to be some problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Lies and unblown up minds.

[Chick McGee]

Problem with the Sandas, the locals. I know Sandinistas. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Drugs. Would you go for drugs?

[Chick McGee]

Probably some drugs.

[Jeff Osk]

Maybe it's for there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well then what was he doing here? That's why.

[Jeff Osk]

He was self reporting. So.

[Josh Arnold]

So just the, the ignorance.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, actually. What's going on over there?

[Willie Griswold]

What you got going on down there?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Hey Jeff, Tom has a. A note for you real quick. We'll have a nice day and a nice life.

[Josh Arnold]

He sounds so sincere.

[Jeff Osk]

That's, that's, that's what's so awful.

[Willie Griswold]

It's when he gets sincere, that's when you got to be careful. I've learned that, that when he's goofing around, everybody is having fun.

[Chick McGee]

It's like the vote of confidence for the football coach or the baseball manager. No, no, I'm behind him 100%.

[Willie Griswold]

He's our guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Whenever this has come up. His excuse for what he said was, well, the, the. The piece had lasted so long.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, he keeps complaining about that for whatever reason, that that was.

[Jess Hooker]

That that was the proper response to a bit that had gone too long.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have a nice life.

[Willie Griswold]

And remember, because I had to replay the intro music three times for it.

[Jeff Osk]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh y.

[Jess Hooker]

It. That is true.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Jess Hooker]

Scientists have determined why dogs sense when you're sad, stressed, or smiling.

[Chick McGee]

Because they're aware and they can see you crying.

[Josh Arnold]

They're sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks to thousands of years of co evolution, dogs brains have dedicated areas that are sensitive to voice similar to those in humans. In a brain imaging scan, researchers found that emotionally charged sad sounds. A laugh, a cry, an angry shout. Activate a part of the brain involved in processing emotions. This allows them to read human social signals and respond accordingly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is a nothing study. I mean, this is just.

[Chick McGee]

I have read this that dogs are far more aware and they can. They sense the tone in your voice and they take things personally.

[Willie Griswold]

And is there a chance if you're a scientist and you have to apply for a grant, just sometimes you want to do one where it's like, hey, this is a home run. I know this is going to work. My hypothesis is going to work this time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I get to hang out with dogs.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I get a chill with dogs.

[Chick McGee]

The hardest part of this must be filling the grant forms out. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

That has to take a. I mean, they hire people to just do the grant forms like nothing else.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And then you have to find a bunch of people that are sad that want to hang out with dogs. That's weird putting that Craigslist ad out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Dogs can even sniff out emotions. In a 2018 study, dogs exposed to sweat from scared people. People exhibited more stress than dogs that smelled happy sweat.

[Josh Arnold]

That's weird.

[Chick McGee]

There's happy sweat.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, sex sweat is happy sweat, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. But. But is it.

[Josh Arnold]

But a dog.

[Donnie Baker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sweat when you're. You guys sweat when you're scared?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or nervous.

[Jess Hooker]

Nervous for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't, I don't have that.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe that's why you like horror movies.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I have to roll around in mud before a show.

[Chick McGee]

And now here he is, pig pen ladies think, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you sweat before you get fairly nervous, Pat, do you sweat?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I used to. I. For some reason, with working out, the cortisol's come down a little bit. Yeah, I used to get crazy nervous.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember Tommy Jonigan would sweat.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a big sweater dude.

[Chick McGee]

He would have to wear like some sort of liners, absorbent pads underneath his arm.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, you sweat. But is it because of the stage lights or is it nerves?

[Jeff Osk]

No, it's nerves and it's bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is bad.

[Jeff Osk]

I have to bring a few shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll bring like a Bruce Bruce rag up there.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I do think it would go better if you had better material.

[Jeff Osk]

Let me look into that and get back to you.

[Chick McGee]

You know I love you. I'm just busting balls.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, so the day of a show, people who do that here in the, in the room, your body temperature will change. Like in the late afternoon, you start to get hot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And go, oh, here we go. Like a natural fear response to performing.

[Jess Hooker]

It starts hours before the show for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

Late afternoon right now. In here.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I guess I've surmised, I've assumed that you're somewhat of a diva. These stories you're telling me are. It puts you off the chart for being.

[Pat Godwin]

I will call the front desk and say, chill. My room better.

[Willie Griswold]

Pat's great to be around before the show.

[Chick McGee]

You're in the green room.

[Willie Griswold]

You're just getting your sets together, just getting your jokes in order. And he goes, hey, a little bit late to be writing jokes, isn't it? It's real fun.

[Josh Arnold]

That is funny.

[Willie Griswold]

Right before you go up. Good time in Iowa. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Chick sweats in the grocery checkout.

[Chick McGee]

I do too. I feel like I'm going to be called. Called on to do something. Really nervous, I swear.

[Willie Griswold]

But I'm just excited to eat my rotisserie chicken in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you sweat at a self checkout?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't. I have noticed that self checkout. I'm okay. I. It's the interaction with other people.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the. It's very particular to a type of checkout person.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. A middle aged older woman. He gets really reminds me of my mother. I get really real.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that tracks, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

If you don't use your Kroger card, you're just leaving money on the table.

[Jess Hooker]

And the sweeter they are, the madder he gets.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey. Don't you. Oh, hi, honey.

[Willie Griswold]

How are you?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Did you find everything you need, hun?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's such an experiment.

[Chick McGee]

I hate your honey. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh, be your impression of putting the healthy food on the, on the conveyor belt for the.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the story. It really happened.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This really did happen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you put your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had. Yeah. You know, I was changing my, my, My diet around, and I had some vegetables and fruit and lean meats and all this stuff. And the cashier, who I'd never met before, never seen her, she looked at me and looked at the food, and she goes, making some changes, huh?

[Chick McGee]

That had to actually happen. It's too funny for it not to happen.

[Pat Godwin]

Some changes, huh?

[Jeff Osk]

Did it hurt?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was so funny that, no, I didn't let it hurt me. And I knew her heart was in the right place.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

So funny.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I'd get so mad if that happened to me. You know what else I get upset with now? Hey, hon. How are you? Oh, sweetie. Okay. I don't like that. And I. No. And I. Those self. The, the customer service people talk to you like you're a kindergartener. Hi. How may I help you? Uhhuh. Okay. That overly sweet fake. You know, they're not, they're put.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, you want someone mean. You want. Hey, what do you need?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can't get normal. Just normal person.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like. What is a cvs? They go, when you. Did you find everything okay? Well, I'm here checking out. I'm checking out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And now I'm even more upset because. Because I. Pat and I are far more in common than I ever dream.

[Willie Griswold]

I hate.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you find everything okay?

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, last time that happened to me, I was like. Actually, it took me like 12 minutes to find the Velveeta, if you want to know. I did find it, but it. It wasn't easily.

[Chick McGee]

They have it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not where you think it should be.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they have it. They have it hidden.

[Jess Hooker]

It's always on an end cap.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not with cheese. It's not with macaroni.

[Jeff Osk]

Dude, Velveeta is a tough find at the grocery store.

[Willie Griswold]

It's by the rotel, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Almost. Sometimes.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes it should be with, like, the Tostitos, the chips or something. Something. You're gonna melt. Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Because it doesn't have to be refrigerated. It's not with the cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Did you find the Velveeta? Honey?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what my therapist told me, because I, I, I'm with you, chick. I used to have an issue with, like, servers that were really kind.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you and I, if we went to lunch and we had one of those, we would go all, oh, do we have to run out of here?

[Chick McGee]

I think we're gonna have to leave.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my therapist said she, she said Listen, you deserve kindness and.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's our issue. Yeah, we don't think we deserve nice treatment.

[Chick McGee]

Makes me uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Makes me uncomfortable. Makes me sweat.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you ever have the waitress sit down with you?

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, yeah. What. What about?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

That does not bother me.

[Chick McGee]

I hate. Hate that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

And invite you into their. Your conversation. You know, I went to North Carolina once. Get out of my table. Yeah, that happened.

[Jeff Osk]

It was specific.

[Josh Arnold]

I could never be a server. I. I'm not. I would not be good at it.

[Jess Hooker]

Is anybody else? I'm. I've. I have been.

[Pat Godwin]

I did it for three weeks. TGI Fridays.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bet you were amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you believe I've been there.

[Jeff Osk]

I was an outback server for six months.

[Josh Arnold]

Months.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I would constantly forget things and drop.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, I did. Oh, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all.

[Jeff Osk]

It was horrible.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of dropping going on.

[Josh Arnold]

So much drop.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, and as I sweat on stage, I also sweat as your server.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's nothing people love more than.

[Jeff Osk]

Their server sweating into their food as they deliver.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back with more news. One word as far as what news stories coming up. Jess, what do you think?

[Jess Hooker]

Paramedic.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. I have another news story. It's news to me that I'm going to share with everyone. Oh, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. You know I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick, chair.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you're not, if you haven't already gotten on this, you got to do it right now. Get the number one gift for Valentine's Day. A 24 karat gold dipped rose from Stephen Singer Jewelers. It's a real rose dipped in real gold. Goad. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And there's Willie Griswold. And at last we have this. It's Jess snoring.

[Jess Hooker]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

And Tom making the noise that he makes together again. This.

[Willie Griswold]

This could be a sound from Jurassic Park.

[Josh Arnold]

It's everything I'd hoped it be.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

That's brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

That is wonderful.

[Willie Griswold]

Sounds like an intimate pterodactyl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Jason, one more time.

[Willie Griswold]

There's like an angelic part of the yawn.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to hear drums.

[Chick McGee]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Do people think that's a fake yawn? Because that is 100% genuine. That is an actual Tom Griswold yawn.

[Chick McGee]

He does all of that really loud. Is really loud. He yawns really loud.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm getting that, too. I don't know why. Turned 30. The guy started sneezing like a freak.

[Chick McGee]

Just everyone know I'm yawning.

[Willie Griswold]

If I have to sneeze while I'm driving, God forbid anyone's in the car. It is a crazy noise that I make.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't know why this came into my timeline, but here it is, an update from the Home Depot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The Glacier Bay Power Flush toy toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is available and it's marketed specifically for people who might have trouble flushing. Oh. Because the delivery is so large.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The Glacier Bay Power Power Flush has the ability to flush seven billiard balls in a single flush.

[Josh Arnold]

My God.

[Chick McGee]

Seven billiard balls in a single flush. 1.28 gallons per flush. Features an extra large trapway and in some models, a vacuum assisted or forceful flush mechanism.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Willie Griswold]

Like on the plane.

[Chick McGee]

Designed to prevent clogs. Wow. It's available in both round and elongated. More room for your junk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And also chair height styles.

[Jeff Osk]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Seven billiard balls.

[Jeff Osk]

What's that going to run me? Chicken?

[Chick McGee]

It can flush. I don't have a price on it, but you know what? My dad said if you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you just say more room for your junk?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The elongated bowl. Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys put your junk in the.

[Chick McGee]

Bowl Sometimes when you're sitting, sometimes you.

[Jess Hooker]

Don'T just grab your sack and rest it on the seat.

[Willie Griswold]

You do that sometimes, too?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I do that sometimes, but this is fascinating.

[Jess Hooker]

That's gross.

[Chick McGee]

You think we've taken an Extra, an extra small.

[Jess Hooker]

Just hang in the bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

It has to. Yes, it has to.

[Chick McGee]

It has to. Where else would it go?

[Josh Arnold]

Because sometimes there will be a little bit more urine.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

During the transaction. Now, nothing's in the water, ideally. No.

[Jeff Osk]

I mean, mine's not in the water.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you're so massive, you have to be able to dangle it in.

[Jess Hooker]

I just feel like, like that's.

[Jeff Osk]

You thought we laid it on the.

[Jess Hooker]

Seat, then if, if, if, if I did. I thought that you, I thought that you grabbed underneath your, Listen, I thought you sat down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You grabbed the sack from the back.

[Jeff Osk]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And, and then that kind of created like this little from the back, this little like, like hammock, like hammock for everything. And then you lay that on the seat of the toilet and do your business.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought this, I'm trying it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I am intrigued.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[Josh Arnold]

That is really interesting because I hear.

[Pat Godwin]

That a lot from women.

[Josh Arnold]

You're 38.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm 44.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

But thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I swear, I would have, I, I would have lost $100.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, well, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

So you, you've walked around for 44 years, essentially. Give or take.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thinking that that's how guys did it. And you even have a husband and a son.

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

You probably trained.

[Jess Hooker]

I, I, I did. But when you potty train, it's, the equipment is not built to lay out anywhere yet. But I, I just think if that's the way you guys are, are doing that, there needs to be a sink for your Wayne. You need to wash your way after you do that.

[Willie Griswold]

I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that, the way we actually do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm telling you, it's not as dirty as you think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Nothing, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing's touching the, the stuff and the stuff isn't touching anything. It's, it's all good.

[Jess Hooker]

I know, but it's in the same environment. I mean, it's right there in the.

[Jeff Osk]

Same environment you're doing it. A guy would have to have really long balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jeff Osk]

To be able to lay it on well.

[Josh Arnold]

And one could argue your stuff is right there too, but it's not.

[Jess Hooker]

There's no hang down.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, sometimes there is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Ideally.

[Willie Griswold]

Sometimes there is.

[Josh Arnold]

They're all beautiful.

[Willie Griswold]

Sometimes they're different.

[Jeff Osk]

Freaks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mothers of eight.

[Jess Hooker]

Pro life.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Telescoping.

[Chick McGee]

But I think we're getting away from the fact that the Glacier Bay power flush can flush seven billiard balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's nuts.

[Chick McGee]

Who needed This, I guess.

[Willie Griswold]

What, I don't need it, but I do want it now that I know it exists.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, an extra large trapway and vacuum assisted. A forceful flush mechanism.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

I think this is for families that have a poop knife. That's what this is for.

[Willie Griswold]

Checks face.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is there such a thing?

[Chick McGee]

There's a poop knife now, I've heard.

[Jeff Osk]

Used to be at our house growing up.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard of people who had to use a knife because things wouldn't go down, but I didn't know that there was a. So you had a dedicated knife?

[Jeff Osk]

No, that was the. That was the gross part. My father just used a knife and then put it in the dishwasher. So you never know to this day if you're using the poop knife.

[Josh Arnold]

When was the last time you've buttered bread?

[Jeff Osk]

In about 42 years.

[Pat Godwin]

Bread roulette, we call it.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I'm learning all kinds of things.

[Jess Hooker]

The poop knife is. Is in some households it is designated and it has a place on the back of the toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And people.

[Chick McGee]

Do you keep that.

[Willie Griswold]

Is that to the left of the salad fork or to the right of the spoon?

[Jess Hooker]

News to me too. It's actually made its rounds on social media. People going, yeah, we have one.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I can.

[Josh Arnold]

A dedicated knife in the bathroom.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I can't imagine the last time I had a cloth log.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's not hidden. It's on the back of this.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's like. Yeah, it's. It's there like next.

[Jeff Osk]

Or they'll put it in the cabinet next door. Like the bottom drawer. They have a little spot for it.

[Josh Arnold]

The only person who needs a knife in the bathroom is Norman Bates.

[Chick McGee]

And then he probably shouldn't have one.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, he's up to the good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that'd be kind of funny. A psycho parody where a woman's in the shower, a Norman Bates type guy comes in with a knife, but then just goes, excuse me. And he goes down to cut up a claw.

[Jess Hooker]

That is a nightmare.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't make that up. That's actually on social media.

[Jess Hooker]

It is, yes. Yeah, it is. It's a very real thing.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. We have more access to people's stories than ever. And let me just say. Not a fan of all the access.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

Want less access. I do not need to know about that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. More troubling facts coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's ask you this real quick. Are you intrigued? Are you going to look into this.

[Chick McGee]

Toilet I am going to look into this toilet. I'm always fascinated at how affordable toilets are because they're. They could charge anything.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. They could be charging us $9,000.

[Chick McGee]

$9,000.

[Josh Arnold]

We would do it.

[Chick McGee]

You have to have a toilet. If it breaks, you got to have one. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why aren't they?

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Jeff Osk]

Here's it.

[Chick McGee]

So 100 bucks for a toilet that seem they're leaving money on the counter.

[Josh Arnold]

If you could train your dogs to use the toilet, would you?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. But I enjoy them going out in the backyard so much and looking at each other while they're simultaneous.

[Josh Arnold]

But if you knocked on the bathroom door and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Monkeys in there, is it like a bark activated flusher?

[Josh Arnold]

Like roof, Roof.

[Willie Griswold]

And then it goes down?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I want its paw to flush.

[Chick McGee]

That's even better. Hey, we'll be back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskar. Yes. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick. And hello. Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Good to see you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir, indeed. Now, we were talking about when we left poop.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Knife. I guess families all across the world have something you utilize and. Cause sometimes it won't. Won't flush the way it all daughter and Home Depot has one. A toilet that brags about flushing seven billiard balls.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

In one go.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a big movement.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. And speaking of all, when you play.

[Josh Arnold]

Billiards, do you want to break? Do you like breaking?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I do like to break. I do like to brag. I guess. You're not supposed to do that, though. You pull a safety, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

You do it real slow and then you hit one ball and then have it come back. Oh, don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't.

[Jeff Osk]

What game?

[Chick McGee]

Some sort of. What game are you playing like, well, at nine ball, eight ball, rotation. You ever play rotation? You gotta go 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Jeff Osk]

That's more rotation, eight ball, you kind of want to spread them out.

[Chick McGee]

Well, eight ball, you only. It was eight ball. You only have eight ball or nine ball, you don't have nine balls.

[Jeff Osk]

I think nine ball, eight ball, you have 15 balls. Nine balls.

[Josh Arnold]

You have nine ball.

[Chick McGee]

Nine balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I like a big break. That's as satisfying a sound. That and a bowling strike. Those are great sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Jeffy, you seem to know a lot about billiards.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, I used to play.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you play for money?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Willie Griswold]

You've lived a million lives.

[Jess Hooker]

He's.

[Jeff Osk]

I. I did play for money, and I got. I took $700 off a guy one night at a place called Six. Never mind. a place here in town. And when I walked out to my car to get in, the guy put a gun to my head. I peed myself, fell on the ground. He took his money back. I never hustled pool again.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Jeff Osk]

I was 19.

[Josh Arnold]

My rules with billiards is always bet on the Asian chick.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's very good.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

I was at a bar, and I watched a guy. It looks like a messenger bag. And then he just. He flipped it around, and then he took it out, and then he screwed it on in front of me. And I go, that he's gonna win. He's gon this pool game.

[Jeff Osk]

I used to carry sticks with me. I was that douchebag.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think that's douchey.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't either.

[Josh Arnold]

You're good at something. You. You have your tools.

[Jess Hooker]

Were you good at darts, too?

[Jeff Osk]

No, no, no. I only play pool.

[Chick McGee]

What about Shuffle Puck? You like that?

[Jeff Osk]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Shuffle Puck.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that the board? Like the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they put salt on it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's real fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I do like that.

[Jeff Osk]

I would love one of those in my house.

[Jess Hooker]

I would, too. I would never leave.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd love to have a pool table. I don't have basement access, like, direct access to my basement.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So it would be. It would have to be assembled in my basement.

[Jeff Osk]

What do you mean, assemble it?

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, you got to go out back or what? What are you talking about?

[Jeff Osk]

It comes in pieces.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you get in your basement?

[Josh Arnold]

I have a rope through a window. You have to.

[Chick McGee]

I like the fact that my house is quirky. I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, some basements have a sliding glass door or whatever, or stairs that can go. I don't have any. That. Of that. It's just stairs from my main floor.

[Chick McGee]

And a really narrow stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Huge pit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So why is this weird to you?

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Jess Hooker]

Because I feel like a lot of people just have stairs to their basement. I'm not understanding something.

[Jeff Osk]

I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Some people have an entrance and exit.

[Chick McGee]

It Would be. It would be interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you need a walkout basement.

[Josh Arnold]

Basement, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I just probably used words dumbly.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't have a walkout basement, so it sounds normal to me.

[Josh Arnold]

I grew up.

[Chick McGee]

Could you easily get a billiard table down into your basement?

[Jess Hooker]

No, It's a. My house is 125 years old. It's. There's. It's not easy to get.

[Jeff Osk]

They come in pieces.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Jeff Osk]

Do you know how heavy one slate would be to carry down one piece of gigantic slate? Like, it comes with pieces.

[Josh Arnold]

The tabletop?

[Jeff Osk]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then they put a solid felt piece on top of that. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They. They do that at the house?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I had no idea, man.

[Jess Hooker]

You had a pool table. You would know.

[Chick McGee]

Did I have a pool? Oh, I did have a.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd you do with your pool table?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I lost so much and various legal entanglements. I. I put it out of my head.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, look at this. You guys didn't know something, and then we just got to learn together. No one made fun of me. You like? It was a dang water bed that you had to fill up at the store and take home. Didn't make a whole break. Oh, Willie's a. Doesn't know how anything works, does he?

[Josh Arnold]

Look at how upset he is. Still.

[Willie Griswold]

I always scream at you right now.

[Jeff Osk]

Wait to see who sponsored. Failed to mention news today.

[Chick McGee]

You feel. Here you pay. Here you, Phil. Here you.

[Willie Griswold]

I'll meet you in the party when.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll make you pee your pants, buddy. How about that?

[Jess Hooker]

How about. How about some entertainment news?

[Chick McGee]

There we go. Now you're talking.

[Jess Hooker]

Star wars legend Mark Hamill slammed by fans who say he extorts followers with autograph prices. What would you pay for a Mark Hamill? Or what do you think a Star wars fan would pay?

[Josh Arnold]

I think he should be charging at least a hundred dollars.

[Chick McGee]

At least a hundred dollars?

[Pat Godwin]

The look on Your face is 200.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the most? You think?

[Chick McGee]

$500?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

450.

[Jess Hooker]

He charges people 700 for an audience.

[Willie Griswold]

Is this at, like, shows or just in the street?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, fans on social media, when they. When. When he does this, I guess. Yeah. One fan says 400 bucks to sign a effing photo F me. I like Star wars, but I could buy months worth of groceries with that money.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's fine. I don't do it, then.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, don't buy the autograph.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the most you've ever paid for an autograph, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you do this Quite often with the fan.

[Josh Arnold]

It was. I think it was a hundred dollars for a professional photo with Elvira that she signed of her and I.

[Chick McGee]

What? So is she hugging you in the photo?

[Josh Arnold]

She. We're sitting right next to each other and she is. She has her hand on my knee. Oh, my God.

[Willie Griswold]

Were you freaking out?

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? There's nothing else that needs to be said.

[Willie Griswold]

Sometimes not so saying it is the funniest thing you do.

[Chick McGee]

Have you told Willie the magnificent story about you and the adult cinema? Not the cinema. The adult entertainment complex you went to one night.

[Willie Griswold]

Is this when you went to the AVN and cargo shorts? Is that. Is this the story?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I didn't go to. I've never been to the AVNs.

[Willie Griswold]

Did you meet Gianna Michaels?

[Josh Arnold]

I have met Gianna Michaels.

[Jeff Osk]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes, I know a little bit about this lore, but not a specific moment.

[Jeff Osk]

This was.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you familiar with Shiloh Stiles?

[Willie Griswold]

Yep. I think I've.

[Chick McGee]

Is this.

[Willie Griswold]

She had like a guest night, I believe. Yeah. I love this story. Please tell it. And it's. To completion.

[Chick McGee]

To completion. Yeah. That's what made the evening so wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

This was a different Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no regrets.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you.

[Jess Hooker]

Long time ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This was when you've lived a million lives, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Shyla Stiles, who was my buddy and I, she was one of our favorites.

[Willie Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And she was featured dancing at a strip club in the St. Louis area. East side, Louis. And we. We went and she. She was offering private dances. And I said, of course, I. I will not pay my. My car payment this month. I mean, this is a no brainer to. Not only did I not pay my. I had to like, call the car company or whatever and go. Because they. My car company or the loan would. They would offer me one month a year where you could skip.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And so I did that and my brother had to pay half my rent.

[Jeff Osk]

How much was.

[Josh Arnold]

Was $500?

[Willie Griswold]

It was about one Mark Hamill autograph. But if you valued it. So you wanted to pay for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Was it a couple songs at least?

[Josh Arnold]

It was. She made it. I thought it was only going to be a couple songs and I still paid it. But she said while we were back there dancing. Dancing. Or she was dancing on me and stuff, she said, you're not leaving here until you and.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And I didn't leave there until I. Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

Did you think it was hot when she said that?

[Josh Arnold]

It was one of the hottest things I've ever heard in my life.

[Willie Griswold]

Because in my head, she says that, and you go, oh, you don't have to wait much longer. It already happened. That was so hot. Mission accomplished, Ms. Stiles.

[Jeff Osk]

Was it base 500 or 400? And then you tipped her 100.

[Josh Arnold]

This was base. Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

So did you have to tip on that?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Had I money, I would have because it was an extraordinary experience. Like, it was. Yeah, yeah. Could you.

[Willie Griswold]

Could you pay extra to pick the songs?

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember what song it was, or.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Willie Griswold]

Edmund Fitzgerald. It was the Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald.

[Pat Godwin]

I had to leave right after. Right, you had to leave the building, didn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly what happened. I walked out. And what color were your pants? I was wearing shorts.

[Pat Godwin]

Shorts?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was wearing cargo shorts. Cargo shorts. And, you know, strip clubs, it's just black lights. So I walked out of the room, walked up to my buddy who was at one of the stages. I go, we have to leave right now. And he, no question, up and we went to the car.

[Willie Griswold]

I love a good strip club, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

The only one of the moments I remember in there was, she is famous. She was kind of famous for her huge fake boobs.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I'm familiar.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was enjoying them. I was rubbing on them and stuff, tactically. And I just go. I go, I was not trying to be funny. I just go, these are unreal. And then I go, oh, actually, they're quite unreal. There is nothing real about. About these at all.

[Willie Griswold]

Did she appreciate that Joker?

[Josh Arnold]

She just smiled.

[Chick McGee]

My goodness. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That was a fantastic time. Wow. And I wouldn't. Well, I can't do it again. She's dead. But, yeah, Shiloh passed away. But she was pronate.

[Chick McGee]

That would make a neater story.

[Willie Griswold]

They call it the Arnold incident on Wikipedia. There's a whole basic about it.

[Josh Arnold]

It was mid dance, but she said I couldn't leave until I.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

Sausage biscuit with some mustard there.

[Chick McGee]

That's the finest.

[Josh Arnold]

Mustard and biscuits.

[Chick McGee]

Got any of them French fried potatoes back there? There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There is Jeff. Okay.

[Jeff Osk]

Hi, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's the one, the only, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. And there's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

What's up, man?

[Chick McGee]

What's up, indeed. Where were we? Talking about Josh's visit to the. The strip club. A legendary story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, I do have some shame about it, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

But, you know, what are you gonna do? It's.

[Jess Hooker]

I went to a strip club for my bachelorette party. And when we got there, we saw a girl we went to high school with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, dancing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And then on the male stage, we saw her stepbrother.

[Chick McGee]

Is that.

[Pat Godwin]

They're right again together.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not real.

[Jess Hooker]

That's 100% real. Carpooling. That was 100% real, man.

[Chick McGee]

That was an amaz. That's an amazing story.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, we've all helped our friends get a job, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Give somebody a reference.

[Chick McGee]

What the heck.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you go to a strip club. Well, it's been a good 15 years since I've been to one. In all honesty, I. But when I stopped going, it was 50. 50 men. Women in the crowd.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. I. I have a lot of married friends whose wives want to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And they enjoy it just as much as her husband.

[Pat Godwin]

And it's also.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of those industry things, too, where, like, bartenders get off work and that's the bar that's open and they hang out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I have never been to a busier strip club than the weekend. There was a PGA event in Louisville. Oh, my gosh. You haven't seen so many Titleist hats in your life. Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck. I can't remember the last time I was in a strip club.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, me neither.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you. Was there a time where you enjoyed going?

[Chick McGee]

There was a strip club called Big Owls. Oh, yeah. Peoria.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Legendary.

[Chick McGee]

Right next to the jukebox There was a. There was a comedy club. It's kind of an event. We'd go there and host shows. At the last was a theater, and they got to go to Big Al's. Got. And I did, and it ended. I was backstage with the girls, and they were in their dressing room, and they're talking about stuff. They could care less. It's like being in a locker room. It's exactly like being in a locker room.

[Willie Griswold]

Can you sign these for me?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

And then the next morning, when we had to leave to come back to Indianapolis, he comes out to the car and all the comedians were leaving. He's covered in glitter.

[Chick McGee]

It was an amazing evening.

[Jess Hooker]

What'd you do last night?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got covered in glitter.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah, Hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

I started getting bored because they were fun for a while. They were really fun just seeing my buddies. I always loved watching my friends in those. Like, all of a sudden, I would look at them, be like, well, looks like one of the girls talked Mark into a private dance.

[Jess Hooker]

And you lose some. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

We went at a bachelor party and we just lost a guy, and it was dinner, and people were like, hey, where's Chad? And we finally called him, and he was still at the strip club.

[Josh Arnold]

So funny.

[Chick McGee]

You know who I can't see going to a strip club ever is Greg Warren.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think he would.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I'm not saying he hasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Because one of the best strip clubs I've ever been to. He went to school. He went to college, where that was. So he must. I'll have to ask him if he ever went there. But he.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's such a. He's such a gentleman.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

He would just be like, excuse me, ma', am. I'm sorry, but my friends are here.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you guys remember the lingerie lunch? Had the 90s in a chokehold?

[Chick McGee]

Dude.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, it was every. Every radio place was broadcasting from a lingerie.

[Chick McGee]

I would host them. I would. Crazy lingerie lunch. Here's Busty Bell.

[Willie Griswold]

I was just tucked away in the manager's office somewhere, just walking. 10 years old.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, we're doing a radio promo at the Lingerie Live.

[Jess Hooker]

Same. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm sneaking my head out there, just having my life changed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know what the. Well, I know. Evidently the word lingerie is magical because just because that was in the title, it was okay for the girls to walk around naked. Pretty. I mean, they were the sheerest.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Clothes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, why even bother just walking.

[Jeff Osk]

On the bar and that Was the weird thing. I worked at the brokerage firm then. And the older gentlemen would go over to it, and then they would come back with bags of lingerie that they had bought.

[Jess Hooker]

Bought. Like they got a commission.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

I would buy the lingerie for off the ladies, and then they would give it here. I can't take this home to my wife. Here, you got a girlfriend, Give it to her. And so I would always get a bunch of free lingerie from all the old dudes.

[Chick McGee]

That's weird.

[Jess Hooker]

That is weird.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, but that's what they were doing. They would walk around. You would bid to buy the lingerie off of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but the girls were wearing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Godwin. Were you ever a strip club guy?

[Jeff Osk]

I don't see that, no.

[Pat Godwin]

And the last time that I was in a strip club, I could shoehorn a song in here. I could tell you the story.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. What's the pothole story?

[Chick McGee]

This is love to hear a song about a strip club from the one, the only Pat God.

[Pat Godwin]

Driving home late from Detroit Stark and orange cones Lost in a strange part of town no place to break down alone oh, no I hit a pot hold on, Neglected Avenue Then I bust a tire I hit a pot hold on, Neglected Avenue Situation's dire.

[Josh Arnold]

Waiting for.

[Pat Godwin]

Help at a strip club On a Motown amateur night I sipped a $10 Pepsi lap dance cost 45 Good God, I hear the pot pull on me Neglected Avenue Now I'm hanging with the strippers I hit a pothole on Neglected Avenue she's rubbing on my zipper I'm done.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm done.

[Chick McGee]

Neglected Avenue did you sit at the bar?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, with my back to everybody.

[Chick McGee]

I was so freaked out.

[Pat Godwin]

It was called the Flight Club. It was a real fancy one in outside of Detroit.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, my.

[Jess Hooker]

Willie, you were saying that you were always in the kitchen, in the back, or in the manager's office. Weird, weird story. But my. That's how I met Christy Lee when I was a kid is My mom was a bar dj. And when she didn't have a sitter, we would go to work with her and sit in the kitchen. And just so happened, my mom worked for Christy and her husband who owned that bar at the time. So I met Christy when I was like seven. Yeah. Hanging out at a bar. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So when you have living your best life, eating it.

[Jess Hooker]

We had French fries and baskets every night, Shirley Temples. Like, everybody took care of us. We just had coloring books and sitting on milk crates. It was wonderful. Yeah. I had no idea. Like, this is not what you should be Doing.

[Willie Griswold]

I remember one time I was in the green room before I went to school, and then Tim Wilson was on here that day, and Dean walked in like, hey, Tim, time to come on air. And he goes, give me a minute. I'm teaching Willie about Bobby Whitlock. And that was that. Tim waited like five more minutes before.

[Josh Arnold]

He it on air.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's Tim all right.

[Willie Griswold]

Getting some weird babysitters. I was lucky.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What else you got over there in news, Jeff?

[Jess Hooker]

What do I have in news? Let's look. Police in the UK are praising a herd of llamas for detaining a suspected thief. Until officers could arrive, the llamas held.

[Chick McGee]

The perpetrator did.

[Jess Hooker]

The man had allegedly mugged a woman before jumping the fence onto a farm. However, his escape route was cut. Cut off by eight llamas who chased him and surrounded him.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Owners Heidi Price and Graham Oliver were alerted to the intruder by the llama's cries. Mr. Oliver found terrified he was circled by the animals. And before police arrived at the scene. And then they finally arrested him on suspicion of theft.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think in some way the llamas new.

[Chick McGee]

I. They would have, right? They'd have to.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I mean, he jumped the fence onto their property, so I don't know. I wonder if. I mean, are they hurting animals? I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I was. I was looking for this. This is a llama. What sound a llama makes when it screams? I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Now, that one, that's probably closer to.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess any animal. Animal will protect their area, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I suppose so. That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Chrissy wants a pet llama. Is that right?

[Willie Griswold]

Or alpaca.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the difference?

[Chick McGee]

That's the difference.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't remember.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, A couple feet, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. One smaller.

[Willie Griswold]

One's taller.

[Chick McGee]

And one's religious, One's not.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, the llama, the Dalai Lama.

[Jeff Osk]

Do you want to hear the first joke I ever wrote that? I did an open mic that is. I'm warning you. It's horrible. Okay, So I was doing some reading about bin Laden.

[Chick McGee]

Is this part of the setup?

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah. I tried to figure out why he's such a jerk, why you hate it. Come to find out, that guy, and I'm not making this up, 47 wives. Yeah, that'll ruin any man. For each wife that she would bear him a son, he would buy her five llama. For each daughter she bore him, he would buy her one llama. I was like, oh, well, that explains it. That guy had to deal with a whole lot of Osama baby mama llama drama.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a funny joke.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

And how you're getting a standing ovation from Chick. Even Ace clap now.

[Pat Godwin]

That's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

How would it do?

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yes, Jeff, if you did that now.

[Donnie Baker]

Forced.

[Jeff Osk]

You know what I mean? That's not true.

[Willie Griswold]

If you did that, you wouldn't be so nervous before shows. That's a killer right now.

[Jeff Osk]

Just telling.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a second. None of that's true.

[Jeff Osk]

The 47 wives is true.

[Josh Arnold]

But the part about gifting the mamas. Not true at all.

[Jeff Osk]

I just want to say. Oh, some of baby mama llama drama.

[Chick McGee]

When you think of.

[Willie Griswold]

When you think of baby llama drama, you gotta find that out. You gotta figure that out. You gotta work backwards.

[Chick McGee]

That has to be your opener every night.

[Josh Arnold]

That could be in your failed dimensions. Mansion hunk. Did you guys know or it turns out.

[Jeff Osk]

I could do that. Nice.

[Jess Hooker]

People are going to start yelling that it shows.

[Chick McGee]

Osama baby.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the punchline again?

[Jeff Osk]

Osama baby mama llama drama.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a tough one.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like you're seizing.

[Pat Godwin]

It does look like your mouth does something goofy during that.

[Josh Arnold]

You have no reason to be ashamed of that joke.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's wonderful.

[Jess Hooker]

You did good. A man in Argentina who was supposed to have gallbladder surgery was shocked to find that the doctors had giving given him a vasectomy instead. Jam Press reports that Mr. Jorge Base went in for gallbladder procedure and was taken into surgery without being properly checked in by hospital staff. After waking up, he was told he had accidentally been sterilized.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

His lawyer. Diego Larry.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Wait a minute. Diego Larry.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what it says.

[Willie Griswold]

That's very funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Said the mix up occurred because the hospital tends to perform gallbladder operations on Tuesdays, vasectomies on Wednesdays.

[Chick McGee]

Stupid me. Gallbladder operations are Wednesday.

[Jess Hooker]

Doctors reportedly told him the procedure was not likely to be reversed. Reversible.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Due to Mr. Bass's age. Devastated by the news, the 41 year old, who has three grown sons, told local media that he had always wanted a little girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but at least he's already had some. Yeah, but. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoops.

[Josh Arnold]

He has to get some money, right?

[Willie Griswold]

I'd imagine.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Pat Godwin]

Diego Larry.

[Jess Hooker]

Gallbladder. But now he's got to go in and have gallbladder surgery. Surgery.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He still should do that.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. When you go back, you have to make sure a thousand times this Time. It's gallbladder surgery, guys, by the way.

[Jess Hooker]

But they mark. I mean, I don't know if this was in the States, but here in the States they mark you like what they're going to do. They mark you up before you're even Sharpie. In the, in the surgery center. Yeah. Whatever you're having done.

[Chick McGee]

If you. Am I the only one that had a gallbladder out?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I still have mine. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I had mine out. It was all mushy and it was on just horribly.

[Donnie Baker]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It. It looked like a. An inside out. Vaginas. What they showed it to you was just awful. Yeah. And. And the middle of it looked like lentils, stones and stuff in there. It was just. It was just disgusting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a. That's. That's unfortunate.

[Chick McGee]

Really. Paints a picture.

[Josh Arnold]

You do. You do paint. Hey.

[Jess Hooker]

The last time I went in for surgery, they did the Verd. The Twilight.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And. And I was awake enough. You can hear them talking in the background and all that. And. And somebody said, hey, she works for the Bob and Tom Show. And the other guy was like, no kidding? What does she do? And I go, I book guests. And somebody goes, give her more medicine.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not out yet.

[Chick McGee]

Way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

All right, what else do we have in the news? A katana is a traditional Japanese sword.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it is.

[Willie Griswold]

I have one stink.

[Jess Hooker]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm kind of a sword guy.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'm kind of a sword guy.

[Jeff Osk]

I didn't.

[Willie Griswold]

I didn't realize I was. I was in here one morning and I talked about how I have a couple swords and you were just like, are you. No, I'm not a sword guy. And you're like, you have a couple. And I was like, oh, gosh, who have I become?

[Jess Hooker]

Hold on. Are they like in the corner of your apartment or hung on the wall?

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's. It's for protection. It's my bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's near my bed.

[Jess Hooker]

Really? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know. Me and a friend. It was right when I moved to Chicago and we did this thing. We were staying up all night and we were watching one of those like, infomercials and they were selling a knife set and every half hour get cheaper and they'd throw in something else.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it.

[Willie Griswold]

And finally it was 2:30 in the morning and it was 60 bucks for kitchen knives, like 50 tactical knives and one katana. So it was a good deal. We couldn't pass the deal out. So Yeah, I have a katana in.

[Josh Arnold]

My bedroom in case the Foot Clan attack.

[Willie Griswold]

Buddy, I have. I have no clue. I mean, it was like we just smoked a blunt on the beach. It was very picturesque. And then we went back to the hotel, and they were like, we got to get this katana deal. And so, yeah, I've got a sword.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

You did it on vacation, too. You bought it while you were on vacation?

[Willie Griswold]

I was. I was moving to Chicago. It was like, my first weekend there.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it real sharp?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, It's. It's. Oh, it's plenty sharp.

[Jeff Osk]

Do you just have one?

[Willie Griswold]

I have the one. I had another, but I'm not sure where it is. And then I have a series of knives that are in my friend Shelby storage space. There are a bunch of tactical knives. They're all formed inches, and I'm pretty sure they're illegal to have, so. Thank you, Shelby, for all the details of this.

[Jess Hooker]

Are so Griswold, man.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, no, it's. I'm a psycho.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a storage unit. There's. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have one of those knives that's also, like, brass knuckles in the handle?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't, but I kind of want to get one.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course. You know your knife guy.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'm kind of a knife guy. I like a blade. Don't we like a blade? No one likes a blade.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't I get a switchblade? You. I guess those are really.

[Josh Arnold]

You can. My. My dad eventually got one when he found.

[Chick McGee]

Did he?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Your dad would operate outside the law every now and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, can you try and find out how he got.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you have a switchblade comb?

[Chick McGee]

I do have a switchblade. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

He has the finest switchblade comb and.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, shuffle of toys over here. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys ever been to a knife show?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What else do they have there?

[Josh Arnold]

They also had. Yeah. Like, they had, like, tarantulas.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, snake guy and knife guy are the same guy.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That Venn diagram is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. That's got some heft.

[Jess Hooker]

It is a metal comb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it really has some. And that. There's actual screws in it, so you can tighten or loosen the screw. It's very.

[Jess Hooker]

It looks like a good beard comb.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you comb your hair?

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I have a brush, but I'm trying lately to just use my hands because my hair is falling out.

[Jess Hooker]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

And I Feel like a brush is just cheating death by going up there. I don't wanna. I don't wanna do that.

[Willie Griswold]

Flying too close to the sun there.

[Chick McGee]

More news coming up. What do you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

I'll finish this katana story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Willie Griswold]

I got excited about swords early. Butted in there, didn't I?

[Chick McGee]

Will he talking about katanas? I want to buy a katana.

[Willie Griswold]

Dude, get a. You could get a nice Katana too.

[Chick McGee]

Two and a quarter or something. 250, right? All right.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, mine was 60 bucks. Came with a kitchen knife set too.

[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Doing his imitation of a Broadway director. Backstage, more dances, which I love very much.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you ever smoke?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Never. You said something about the songs, too. The whole thing was wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

The songs are fantastic. We had dances. The male dances. Give me some more. Give me some more balls out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Props.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Osk]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hello. There he is. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, there's Willie Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat.

[Willie Griswold]

I like to think that we live in various timelines and we all could go a different way. And I feel like this is the one timeline where you're not just some high school black box theater director. Director. Just making these kids do a production of Hamlet.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I grew up with.

[Willie Griswold]

I know. You're such a theater guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Kids and kids in Hamlet. King Lear with, like, powder on his hair and stuff. Sometimes my dad would go out into the community and grab one of the local folk. It was older. OThello would be 19. It was hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

Did your dad ever go up to a kid and go, you should be on the stage.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

My dad treated those performances like he was on Broadway. Even if it was a kid playing. Like I said, King Lear. He really. It was just his life. He blocked it out all day long talking about it.

[Chick McGee]

Did he also teach speech or.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, speech. Communications. Theater.

[Josh Arnold]

Enunciate. Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Let him hear at the dinner table.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, you mumble as a kid because you're a little nervous. You're talking sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how was school today, boy?

[Pat Godwin]

It was fine. You don't hold your mouth like that. It was fine.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you've answered a lot of my questions.

[Jeff Osk]

That's true, though.

[Josh Arnold]

It's true.

[Chick McGee]

Man, oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Because my son will mumble now a little bit, and I don't bust him at all because I go, he's a kid.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're mumblers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they're mumblers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what kids do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

School today.

[Chick McGee]

Hit that D, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hit the T. Let them hear you in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Loud up.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you ever been a teacher? No. No.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

I remember I asked him, I said, hey, do you think you could teach me to sing? No.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody in my family. My sister teaches. My brother can teach. Not me.

[Josh Arnold]

It takes a certain amount of patience. It really. It's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have it.

[Pat Godwin]

My uncle did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. How long were you a teacher?

[Josh Arnold]

I was a teacher for two years. But it was, you know, not. Not a traditional teacher. I taught English in Korea.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So it wasn't. I mean, I still had to have lessons and all that stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

And it was a traditional classroom, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, they were classroom classrooms.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I was a substitute teacher when my kids were in school. Were you. You were a teacher? Would you teach CCD or something? Yeah, yeah. Another. Another fun fact about Jeffy.

[Chick McGee]

Another. Another life. We have no idea that he. He's lived the Catholic youth.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, I did for a couple years.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Osk]

Just on Sundays.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

The public school kids, the heathens that didn't attend the cal would have to come and learn and I would teach.

[Chick McGee]

You went to Catholic school?

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, 12 years, baby.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea.

[Willie Griswold]

You talked about it like it was prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

When Jeff and I travel together, we'll.

[Jeff Osk]

We'll tell.

[Pat Godwin]

She'll share stories often when Jeff will.

[Josh Arnold]

Start when I go.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna have to pull over for this one.

[Josh Arnold]

How many. You guys look good in those skirts?

[Jeff Osk]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Can you remember a specific nun that really gave you trouble? Or is that.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, I remember all the nun if. And our junior high. If you didn't ask a girl to dance, like we had two more boys than we did girls. And if you didn't ask a girl to dance, you had to dance with one of the nuns. Oh. And so I remember dancing to lady in Red with Sister Marie Grace.

[Willie Griswold]

The details, it couldn't have been a.

[Josh Arnold]

Funnier song or funnier name was just.

[Chick McGee]

Chris Christopher the Berg.

[Jess Hooker]

Was she one of the good nuns?

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, all of our nuns were great. Sister Teresa Claire, Sister Marie Grace, Sister Patty.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Hey, leave room for the Holy Ghost.

[Jeff Osk]

I can still feel the polyester skirt. Was she youngish?

[Josh Arnold]

Was she.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, no, she was 80 at the.

[Josh Arnold]

Time.

[Jeff Osk]

But she just passed last year and she looked the exact same as when she taught me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Willie Griswold]

We started start old, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't have any cool stories like. Well, I guess I do in my own way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Did you. Did you go to school dances?

[Chick McGee]

No, I went to the Tri L formal. London was so L l l l It was a. I forget what kind of organization it was, but you I. That was the first person a girl ever asked to go to a dance. And I was just terrified. I get terrified thinking about it, and I did that. And how old were you? Freshman. So.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

12, 13 along.

[Josh Arnold]

And I feel bad for young 14 men right now because they. Every year we have the stories about how more and more girls are just going with their friends.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's become like what was already sort of a difficult, awkward thing. A guy asking a girl to Dance has now become almost impossible.

[Jeff Osk]

Well, now you have to do the promposals and these big, like, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

We kind of had that. Did you guys kind of have. They weren't. Of course, we didn't have the social media to post them on.

[Chick McGee]

Spell it out on the lawn and cake or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'd make a poster or something. And it was always kind of a thing.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, no, we never had that.

[Jess Hooker]

The biggest gesture I ever had from a guy was in high school. He was like, hey, I want to take you on a date. Can I take you on a date? And I said, no. I said, I can't date. I was 15. I'm not allowed to date till I'm 16.

[Chick McGee]

16.

[Jess Hooker]

And he was like, oh, okay, I'll wait. Well, no.

[Chick McGee]

He.

[Jess Hooker]

He comes over to my house that weekend, and my dad is pushing the lawn, he's mowing. And he comes up to my dad in the middle of the yard. Not kidding. Comes up to them. Comes up to my dad in the middle of the yard. And I. I watch my dad let go of the clutch and whatever. And. And, And. And they're talking back and forth. I could just see through my bedroom window. And my dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Dad was like, shaking his head no.

[Jess Hooker]

And just pulls the mower and starts walking. The kid's still standing in the yard. And the punchline to that is, he married my cousin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Jess Hooker]

No, the guy.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes more sense.

[Jeff Osk]

Well, where you're from, there's a chance you're.

[Chick McGee]

You're pretty close. Oh, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I know as I so familiar with it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know I killed. The first girl I kissed was my cousin. You guys know that story?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you have told us that.

[Jeff Osk]

First cousin.

[Chick McGee]

First cousin, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Was it hot?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it wasn't my first cousin. It was my. It was my mom's sister's daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So that's.

[Willie Griswold]

That is.

[Jeff Osk]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that is.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that is.

[Jess Hooker]

You mean just like a peck?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. We were making out.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I. We were going. Like the plane was going down, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And the way I did it make Thanksgiving awkward after.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was Christmas morning, believe it or not, at my grandmother's house. And I had a GI Joe and she had a Barbie.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, when there's mistletoe, there's mistletoe. You gotta follow the rules and have a few eggnogs.

[Chick McGee]

So they, you know, we took our GI Joes and Barbies and they started Going at it. And she goes, you want to do what they're doing? I go, oh, hell yeah. So, yeah. How old are you?

[Jess Hooker]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what do you want to.

[Pat Godwin]

Do what they're doing.

[Willie Griswold]

Be like.

[Josh Arnold]

Be too old?

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to say 10 or 11, maybe.

[Jeff Osk]

May.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe younger than that. Okay, all right. Maybe single numbers. Now that I think.

[Willie Griswold]

Was she a similar age or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good.

[Willie Griswold]

Just making sure.

[Chick McGee]

No, she was 38.

[Josh Arnold]

And when you guys would you ever see her when you were older, like 20s or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So we went to a funeral, and.

[Josh Arnold]

My best sex you ever had, she.

[Pat Godwin]

Moved the body around.

[Chick McGee]

So I made the mistake of telling my second wife this story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My second wife scared of no one or anything ever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So the first thing she does, she sees my cousin, walks right up to her and goes, I understand. You're the first person my husband ever kissed. And it got real quiet.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she admit it and go. Yeah, we. You know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But she was. She was embarrassed about it, of course.

[Willie Griswold]

Embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

Other than being embarrassed. Embarrassed about talking about on a radio show.

[Jess Hooker]

This seems really common for, like, your generation.

[Chick McGee]

Cousins and stuff. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Christy, right?

[Chick McGee]

I think Christy kissed her cousin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

An aunt that said that. That and my uncle that said they kissed cousins too. And I just. I can't imagine either, can I?

[Josh Arnold]

That just didn't happen.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, yeah, none of my cousins are even that hot, so, like, why would I.

[Chick McGee]

But now, remember, I didn't kiss my cousin. It was just my mom's sister's daughter. Daughter.

[Pat Godwin]

That's totally.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not. As you said, Josh. I'm not sure what they.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't.

[Chick McGee]

What they call that. More news coming up, and we'll find out who Josh kissed for the first time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

You know the name and everything. Situation setting.

[Josh Arnold]

Uhhuh.

[Chick McGee]

Willie, you want to dive in?

[Willie Griswold]

I got. It's on a school trip. It's a good story.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. I've made such a mess of things. Here's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Osk]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold doing great. Ace Cosby. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

You're killing it, man.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee and we're talking about first kisses.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

What? What were you gonna say?

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say, should we do history or should we make it up?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we can make it up.

[Jess Hooker]

What's today? February 13th.

[Chick McGee]

February 13th.

[Willie Griswold]

Friday the 13th.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Today.

[Josh Arnold]

Piazadora.

[Chick McGee]

Piazadora's birthday today.

[Willie Griswold]

Today's the day Buzz. Buzz Aldrin finished his training.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Willie Griswold]

Wrapped it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

This is the first time he always.

[Chick McGee]

Knew he was going to the moon.

[Jess Hooker]

The Beatles landed in Houston. Oh, how about that for a NASA launch.

[Chick McGee]

The Beatles were there.

[Jess Hooker]

Opened for a NASA launch.

[Pat Godwin]

A little trivia about Piazadora. She was known as a horrible actress and she was in the Diary of Anne Frank.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

And when the. When the soldiers came in, someone from the audience goes, she's in the attic.

[Josh Arnold]

Get her out of here.

[Chick McGee]

I wish that would have happened.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it did. Anecdotal.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Well, this is the kind of thing we've got. Friday the 13th. Don't forget that Allied forces in World War II began a three day bombing raid on Dresden, Germany.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that's one of those. That's. Oh, that's far too depressing.

[Chick McGee]

Depressing. Something happened in Vietnam War. We'll go past that. Let's see. Happy birthday, Chuck Yeager. Oh, he's.

[Josh Arnold]

He's kind of the better of Jaeger.

[Chick McGee]

Jagermeister and broke the speed of sound. Kim Novak.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Vertigo.

[Chick McGee]

Guys. No, kid. Oh, yeah. Gorgeous. Gorgeous young lady.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody, Tom would celebrate George Siegel. It's his birthday today.

[Josh Arnold]

And that guy was. He had like a decade right where he was in three movies a year.

[Willie Griswold]

Would I recognize him if I saw a picture of him?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever see Just Shoot Me?

[Willie Griswold]

I did not.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

David Spade.

[Willie Griswold]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, he was on the show. Got it. Okay, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Like I want to say, George Siegel, Donald Sutherland and Elliot Gould were every movie there for a while. Today's Jerry Springer's birthday. I'll be damn. Peter Gabriel's birthday today.

[Josh Arnold]

Favorite Peter Gabriel song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy. Shock the monkey maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

More so than Sledgehammer?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like Sledgehammer.

[Willie Griswold]

Sledgehammer rules.

[Josh Arnold]

You like games for that?

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In your eyes. That's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Salisbury Hill is great.

[Chick McGee]

Salisbury good. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How come Weird steak is. Yeah. How come Weird Al didn't do Salisbury steak?

[Willie Griswold]

It was right there, wasn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

It was right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it was too easy for I.

[Chick McGee]

Have some Salisbury steak.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like Salisbury steak?

[Chick McGee]

Why not? Do I? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Love.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, from the f. Frozen food section. Love.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you even get it at a restaurant?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I can make it at home, but that's it.

[Chick McGee]

I like Salisbury steak, white bread, mashed potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Mix it up, you nailed it. Oh, corn. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You have to have corn.

[Pat Godwin]

Love corn.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have to buy a fro. Some frozen Salisbury steaks.

[Jess Hooker]

I bought. I bought some.

[Josh Arnold]

Encore is the way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I bought some. Made them for dinner. My kids are like, what is this?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, especially in your house, I'm sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. But for me, like, that's a comfort meal. Like.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

That's on the Old Faithful rotation for us growing up. And my kids were like, I will eat sandwiches. Like, they wouldn't even eat it. They wouldn't even.

[Josh Arnold]

Their loss.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, they're spoiled because you're making caccio, pepe and pancetta all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah. I kind of did mess up that chateaubriand.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Stockard. Shannon.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love her.

[Chick McGee]

She's pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too.

[Jess Hooker]

I wanted to be her when I was a kid. I love her.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen Six Degrees of Separation?

[Chick McGee]

Great movie.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

Check that out.

[Chick McGee]

Great movie. Will. Will Smith acts in that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he does.

[Chick McGee]

Which is exciting. Randy Moss's birthday today.

[Josh Arnold]

Randy Moss.

[Chick McGee]

Randy.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

And Mina Savari's birthday today. Oh. American Beauty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I guess. And American Pie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Was she an American Pie? I don't think I've seen American Pie all the way through.

[Josh Arnold]

It's good.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's funny, man.

[Chick McGee]

I kind of had enough of Stifler's mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I love her.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you love Jennifer Coolidge?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, that's pretty good.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, that was good. I just watched.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

That is better.

[Willie Griswold]

You're kind of nailing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What I'm going to do, I'm going.

[Jess Hooker]

To begin everything HBO puts out.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm on board.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm really old. Oh, that was. That was hurtful there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

She's not really old.

[Willie Griswold]

Got me at the end, didn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. On this date, 1937, the Boston Redskins moved to Washington, D.C. wow. And the rest is sad. Sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Boston hasn't had a team since.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes. They never do.

[Chick McGee]

Well, have they?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I mean, do you guys count the Patriots as Boston?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

I think people in Boston.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they like, 60 miles away?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think they still have the offices in Boston. They just call them the New England.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to make trouble? And on this day in 2000, the last original Peanuts comic strip appeared.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The day after Charles Schulz. His death.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know the one where Snoopy's hanging in his head, crying.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, is that real?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought in the last one they had to put Snoopy down. He had worms. And w. Chunk is just so sad.

[Chick McGee]

That's far.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Willie Griswold]

And you can't even hear the doctor saying, unfortunately, they told Snoopy to hang.

[Pat Godwin]

On, but he couldn't.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Is there anything funnier than Snoopy laughing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I love it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes, I like it. Give him those little plane goggles he wears. That's always a good time.

[Chick McGee]

That might be Jennifer Coolidge's laugh.

[Jess Hooker]

That was so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Somehow we have to make.

[Chick McGee]

I'm losing it.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to get you and Jennifer Coolidge on like, a six hour road trip in a smart car.

[Jess Hooker]

So then I thought, well, I'll make a movie.

[Chick McGee]

No one's going to see it. Here's Snoopy laughing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Chick McGee]

It's a little irritating.

[Josh Arnold]

Scary.

[Chick McGee]

And what's this? Oh, yeah. I'll never.

[Jeff Osk]

Sounds like a door to a crypt being open.

[Jess Hooker]

It really does.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like the beginning of Thriller.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is Thriller. Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

I just. I don't want to know if my mouth was open. That sounds like it's closed.

[Josh Arnold]

It does sound like it's closed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. And that's all nasal.

[Josh Arnold]

A glottis. Yeah, you got a hefty glottis there.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was the glottis. Epiglottis.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. You get your glottis and your epiglottis.

[Chick McGee]

Baby got glass.

[Josh Arnold]

Then you have your glottis majora. Those are your lips.

[Jess Hooker]

You know. You know, has large lips.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if Tom were here to punch me, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the episode of Seinfeld? She's a masseuse and she does not use that voice at all.

[Jess Hooker]

At all.

[Chick McGee]

At all.

[Josh Arnold]

She's almost unrecognizable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I say she is. Right. We had a big argument.

[Jess Hooker]

I want to bet. Because somebody said that it wasn't her and it was. She was the masseuse, and I could.

[Chick McGee]

Have sworn it was not her. And by God, it was.

[Jess Hooker]

She does. She does what does she. Oh, an English accent in French.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Cameos there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, does she?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. What does that sound like?

[Josh Arnold]

That. Wow. You nailed it, killer.

[Chick McGee]

What else can I do that I don't know I can do? Gonna drive me crazy. Okay. All right. What's coming up in news? Jess, was it?

[Jess Hooker]

We still have to get to this Katana story.

[Chick McGee]

And we are going to come back with Josh's first kiss and Willie's first kiss.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, man, let's do it like the.

[Josh Arnold]

First kiss between the two of us.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, we're gonna kiss on air. It'll be great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. First kiss.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, maybe that's one.

[Chick McGee]

Love is love, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Love is love.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll get a picture of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. And then you could send it to anybody who has an aura frame.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. If you're looking for a gift that works for birthdays, anniversaries, maybe a just because gift, Aura Frames is a terrific option. You know, they sent us the Carver mat frame. We have it here in the studio. We display a ton of great memories with amazing people. And you can do the same. Free, unlimited storage. You can add as many photos and videos as you want and you can preload those photos before it ships. So let's say you want to buy mom and dad one of these aura frames. You can load it up with pictures of the kiddos with yourselves, maybe your dogs and cats and such. And when it's sent to them, they are already loaded with great photos. Share your photos and videos. Effort effortlessly. We don't have any videos on our frame. We should do that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

That's you.

[Josh Arnold]

You can get $35 off their best selling Carver matte frame with this code Tom. That's Tom. T O M at A U R A frames.com use promo code Tom. Support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show at checkout. It helps you out. Helps us out. Everybody's helped out. Terms and conditions do apply, but these things are super cool. Aura frames dot com.

[Jess Hooker]

Once again, that code is Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Jennifer Coolidge.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob It's Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker chair dancing.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there. There's Jeff Osk. Yeah. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And do we have. Do we decide to do this now?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, we're Doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only. It's time now for news you failed to. What's the name of it?

[Josh Arnold]

Mention.

[Chick McGee]

Mention.

[Josh Arnold]

Live here in the studio, we give.

[Jeff Osk]

You a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. I'm here to give you the news that we failed to.

[Jess Hooker]

And now, here's Jeff Hodgkin.

[Jeff Osk]

Willie, I don't know if you saw this.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Jeff Osk]

Dozens and dozens of loose sheep found their way inside a German supermarket. Yeah, what you failed to mention, man, over here we have supermarket sweep over in Germany. The best I can do. Supermarket. Sheep. Supermarket. Sheep.

[Chick McGee]

Supermarket.

[Jeff Osk]

That's why I said I didn't want to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

There were dozens and dozens. They couldn't get an exact count because the guy who was counting kept falling asleep.

[Jeff Osk]

That was much better.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. That's how you do.

[Chick McGee]

I thought for sure there'd be something about falling asleep. Not that it was missing.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Missed opportunity.

[Chick McGee]

I was somewhat disappointed.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Glaring omission from the joke.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, yeah. Like supermarket sweep.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

I love supermarkets. I used to watch that show all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember what they would go for first? The hams, the meat.

[Chick McGee]

Diapers.

[Jess Hooker]

Diapers is a big one. Formula.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun. Sorry.

[Jeff Osk]

Trust me, I'm. Keep talking. A video was posted of a man at a Denver red light juggling fire while riding a unicycle for tips. What you failed to mention. Oh, no. Did David Rush go broke?

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty gone.

[Josh Arnold]

Please don't.

[Chick McGee]

He won't be on the show. He's a national treasure.

[Jeff Osk]

They're saying not to do fish pedicures, which has been popular, popularized by TikTok. I almost got that out. Well, you failed to mention. I'm surprised guys haven't tried this with their junk. But a couple blowfish have a go at them.

[Willie Griswold]

And you didn't want to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't fun fetish where men like fish?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm sure it's out there, but I have not encountered anybody that has that.

[Willie Griswold]

I've heard of catfishing, but this is ridiculous.

[Jeff Osk]

Hey, thanks to Tom, we learned that people are using feces as medicine. Yeah, this may have been done. I kind of check out when he starts talking about feces. What you failed to mention. Take two craps and call me in the morning. Yeah, Ace did not care for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking unhappy, not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

The great stone face over there enjoying.

[Willie Griswold]

This Hard to please.

[Jeff Osk]

Like a lot of our listeners, we learned that some energy workout Honey can contains Ed medication. Well, you failed to mention. I feel bad at the j. The dude at the gym who discovered this bench pressing.

[Pat Godwin]

I like the way he started.

[Jeff Osk]

Hey, will you spot me? Oh, we spot you.

[Chick McGee]

I think you were so excited for that punchline. You got a little. I got a little excited.

[Jeff Osk]

And finally, a Utah resident woke up speaking fluent Spanish after waking up from surgery, even though previously he could only count to 10 in Spanish. Well, you failed to mention. Hey, in the current climate, you want to keep that to yourself?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, well, no, I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was having a heartburn.

[Jeff Osk]

All right, we'll do this on this.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. This is the big closer. Here we go.

[Jeff Osk]

The British Museum is seeking treasure. A treasure hunter to recover stolen antiquity. Well, you failed to mention. Only caveat. You must supply your own hat and bullwhip.

[Josh Arnold]

And that was the news that we failed to mention.

[Pat Godwin]

Have a good day and have a nice life.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah, exactly. Hit that.

[Willie Griswold]

I liked it, dude.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have a nice day and a nice life.

[Jeff Osk]

Perfect.

[Willie Griswold]

Thanks, Pop.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Jess, you have any more news over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, of course. Since Tom edited this story, it starts with the definition of a katana.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a sword.

[Willie Griswold]

I believe it's a two handed blade. Traditionally from Japan.

[Chick McGee]

Badass sword.

[Jess Hooker]

Exceptionally sharp.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Japanese steel, curved, single edged blade. So now that we're on the same page, a Twitch streamer has been hospitalized after she tried to catch a falling katana by the blade. Yeah, the woman who goes by the online nickname Stupid. Oh, One Hand Biscuit. B I S S C U T E Biscuit. Yeah. Had been showing Twitch users several items she planned to use to decorate her walls. All right. Include including the katana. While showing off the katana, she tilted the. The sword upwards. And as it began to slip out of its sheath, this cute trip tried to. Tried to snatch it by the blade before yelping out in pain and running out of the room.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Willie Griswold]

The video is brutal to watch. Yeah, I saw the video. It's not a good time.

[Jess Hooker]

She later updated fans, confirming that she had severed two tendons in her fingers. That will require surgery, man.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, don't.

[Jeff Osk]

Can you see blood in the video?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I couldn't. But I'm sure if you go frame by frame and zoom in, you could. But I was not trying to. I was. Oh, Looked away and he immediately.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, the story. Your first kiss. I almost forgot.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and then we'll. We'll end with Willie's. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll give you the first, like legit sort of make out. Because I think I probably had pecs right when I was, you know, 11, 12, in fact. I know I did.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

There was one girl that we played church volleyball together and we kissed in a stairwell, but it was just closed lipped and everything.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And then one time at theater camp, summer camp, I kissed a girl after we saw the movie Arachnophobia.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? And not a lot of tongue there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, but we did. This was during the movie Arachnophobia. We shared a piece of gum.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I remember that.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a thing.

[Chick McGee]

That was a thing. Was that a thing?

[Josh Arnold]

As gross as anything?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it started.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Like, she started and then she broke off half and gave it to you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, she chewed the piece. Gave it to me and then I chewed the piece.

[Willie Griswold]

At the time, did you think it was hot or.

[Josh Arnold]

We thought it was like. Oh, this is like we.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's like an invitation, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was sick. It was so warm and wet. All right.

[Jess Hooker]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

It was. I didn't make out with a girl really until high school. Senior year. High school. It was at a graduation party and she and I were friends. And then we were both drunk at this party and we started making out. And it was in the middle of the party. It was in like a pole barn. Yeah, it was such a fun party. But we were. I was sitting on like a metal folding chair and she was in my lap and we were making out. An event. There was a huge circle of people around us cheering us on.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. That's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And then she called me the next day and she was like, hey, that was fun. But we're not like boyfriend and girlfriend now. And I go, oh, I know. Yeah. No, I appreciate that, but because we were like good friends, we would talk about movies and stuff all the time.

[Jeff Osk]

But then you hung up and cried.

[Josh Arnold]

While you're holding actually, like, oh, that's cool. Yeah, I was like really, like, impressed that she was sort of mature for, I mean, what, 18 year old girl? Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Clear communication is not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was awesome.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I would have egged your mailbox the next day as well.

[Josh Arnold]

And then she worked at Blockbuster and so I would go. I would see her there every now and again.

[Chick McGee]

That's exciting. Well, lady, can you top that?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know if I can top it. That's a great story.

[Chick McGee]

My name.

[Willie Griswold]

We're on a school trip to Dearborn, Michigan. And it's one of those things where on every floor there's like a Little hangout area, like vending machines and, like a couch. So a couple of my buddies and then a couple of this girl, we all meet up and then we kiss. Just real. A brief little peck.

[Josh Arnold]

But we're on.

[Willie Griswold]

We're in a hotel and there's like the shared phone lines. You can, like, call on the floor. And so by the next morning, everyone in the whole school knows, including my old math teacher, who is this kind of big guy. And so he brings me into a room first. They brought the girl into the room. She lied like a Russian spy. Didn't leak a thing, like, Willie, what happened? I cried immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was like, we kissed. We kissed and it was beautiful.

[Willie Griswold]

And I got in a bunch of trouble. We were driving back that day. It was an eight hour bus ride. I had to sit alone in an A and W, just like, oh, no one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have any friends.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Willie Griswold]

And then we get back and my old math teacher walks. I remember walking with my math teacher to go see my dad, just terrified I'm gonna get in so much, much trouble. And my teacher goes, tom, on the school trip, Willie thought it'd be a good idea to kiss a girl. And then my dad's face just lit up and he goes, this guy kissed a girl? Come on. I was getting worried about him. And then they high fived right in front of me.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It was weird.

[Pat Godwin]

I was getting worried about it.

[Willie Griswold]

It was. I was like, glad not to be in trouble, but I was like, did my dad just call me gay?

[Josh Arnold]

What? What is that?

[Chick McGee]

What? How?

[Josh Arnold]

I remember I did get in trouble once, kissing a girl in grade school. And the teacher made me kiss every girl in the class because you're not leaving here until you kiss every girl in the class.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you bring enough for everyone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, kind of the old smoking thing. Smoke every cigarette in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember Bob's story that one morning where he said that he got spanked by a teacher and made him stay after school? And then the teacher looked at him and said, now would you spank me?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

That's actually. Yeah. That was a story. That's. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's troubling.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way Bob stories.

[Jess Hooker]

You can't tell anymore.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way Bob grew up. Yeah. What a great story.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. That was really. I got spanked in. The last time I got spanked in school was first grade.

[Josh Arnold]

Did it imprint?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it didn't. It didn't take.

[Josh Arnold]

We had. Our principal had a Paddle behind his desk.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It was just there. I guarantee you he never used it. But it was. Yeah, it was there to let you know, hey, the holes in it. It did not have the holes in it.

[Chick McGee]

The guy who passed out the wax is what they called it. He had holes drilled in his paddle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cut through the wind.

[Jess Hooker]

Ours was a ping pong paddle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

At a Christian school. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This was like a large, flat cricket bat.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Jess Hooker]

What about you? Catholic guys aren't saying anything, so you must have really, really got space.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Smacked in the fingers.

[Chick McGee]

It was rough with the ruler and stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For me. Did they train you? Did they train the left handedness out of kids?

[Jeff Osk]

They did me.

[Josh Arnold]

They did, yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

I'm left handed by right. Right. Because of that.

[Jess Hooker]

They tried to do it to my daughter and we were like, no, she's left handed when she was in Catholic school.

[Willie Griswold]

That's so recent.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, so recent.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, no, they're like, hey, she's ambidextrous. She needs to pick a hand. And I was like, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

Why is. Does the devil express himself through the left hand?

[Jeff Osk]

Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly was the old school really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Something about the word sinner sinister.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

I actually just looked it up the. About a year ago. I was like, did this happen to anyone? But I thought it just happened to me at high school and there are like psychology studies done on it now and that it ruined some kids, but it helped other kids. But yeah, no, I was left handed and they would take it out of my hand and put it in my right. And if I wrote left handed ruler on the back of the hand.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They make you kneel on, like pencils and stuff. I think Christy tells that story.

[Jeff Osk]

No, they would just do the thing where, like, if you threw something, you had to hold your arm out straight and hold it in your hand for like 10 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

What would you throw?

[Jeff Osk]

Like, you know, like a paper wall. You know, like an eraser chalk.

[Josh Arnold]

You weren't like multiple migs in Silence of the Land?

[Chick McGee]

You weren't. You weren't throwing. Throwing your own seed, right?

[Jeff Osk]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's good.

[Willie Griswold]

Not at school.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, not at school.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, Gosh, no, no, that's. That's home behavior. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, do you have any more news over there, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I probably have something. Let's.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's find something.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's see.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

These are all. No, I don't like that one either.

[Chick McGee]

Now, let us be the judge. Come on.

[Willie Griswold]

Throw out a title oh, come on, let's.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have. Have anything that would spur on a song?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I got lots of songs.

[Chick McGee]

More singing and dancing.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you got? Right there.

[Jess Hooker]

A Kentucky family battling extreme cold temperatures.

[Chick McGee]

Kentucky.

[Pat Godwin]

She's got.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

I got excited. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They opened their home to a newborn calf that was struggling in the deep freeze.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Macy Sorel told the Associated Press that.

[Chick McGee]

The ate it for dinner.

[Jess Hooker]

Pores in single digit temperatures.

[Chick McGee]

The best veal parmesan they ever had.

[Jess Hooker]

She and her husband went to check on the mother in the calf only to find her suffering in the cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Jess Hooker]

With Ms. Sorrel noting her umbilical cord looked like a popsicle.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was still attached to the mom?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I think it was still attached to the baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's right. I forget. Babies have that black.

[Chick McGee]

No. And then does.

[Josh Arnold]

If I have a kid I'm not talking to. I'm not touching it for a month. That thing has to be gone.

[Chick McGee]

It is nasty. And it just dries up and falls out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not explaining.

[Willie Griswold]

They're aliens. For about a week.

[Josh Arnold]

I will not see a b. My baby for a week or two.

[Chick McGee]

So do cows, like, bite through the umbilical cord? Is that what happened?

[Jess Hooker]

I think it naturally falls off.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, when they detach.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, when they come out of the mom.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody has to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Something. Maybe the. I bet the farmer has to cut it.

[Jeff Osk]

Did you cut the umbilical cord on your children?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. I caught, but I didn't cut it.

[Jeff Osk]

I cut.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, I take that back. I did my daughter. Yeah.

[Jeff Osk]

I was shocked at. It's like cutting through a tree limb. Like, I thought it would just be like, you know, scissors through a piece of paper. No, like, you had to like double down. You had to get that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm like, I'm getting like lightheaded.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my.

[Willie Griswold]

If I ever get to do that, I want to get really big scissors. So like the mayor opening a shopping center. I think that'd be really.

[Jess Hooker]

That is.

[Josh Arnold]

That is good.

[Willie Griswold]

I think that'd be a really good time.

[Jess Hooker]

Definitely bring jokes into the birthing room.

[Willie Griswold]

You think so?

[Josh Arnold]

Every wife appreciates that. For every mother I see you.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm gonna like Carrot Top, have a box full of props as I go in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. With the big oversized scissors and a construction hat and. Yes, the whole thing. I open this baby on behalf of.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they always. If the father's in there, do they always offer the offer to.

[Jess Hooker]

I think as Long as there's no trauma or worry.

[Pat Godwin]

When I was there, they didn't offer that. Thank God.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you were so drunk.

[Pat Godwin]

You see a guy wobble.

[Chick McGee]

Could you not have not have done that? You caught the baby or seen anything?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, I wouldn't. I would have said no.

[Jess Hooker]

I got to pull both of my kids out myself.

[Chick McGee]

What are you working.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell's this?

[Jeff Osk]

Did you have a plunger?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

What are you picking potatoes?

[Jess Hooker]

No, they. Once they were out from their shoulders up, I got to put my hands on their shoulders and pull them the rest of the way out and pull them on me immediately.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably. There's probably something really good about that.

[Jess Hooker]

It was beautiful.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, well, it's slimy.

[Chick McGee]

And aren't you the one that prepared the afterbirth for somebody?

[Jess Hooker]

Her friend? Yeah, yeah, I was. I was in charge of getting the placenta having. Having it the cooler ready for ice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then. And then us drying it in. In a food dryer.

[Willie Griswold]

Like beef jerky.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then putting it in capsules and.

[Jess Hooker]

Then capsulating it so that they could take it as a. As a supplement.

[Josh Arnold]

Fine. But that's a big ask of a friend, isn't it? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you participate in that? Would you have a cap. A one a day placenta?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it for.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it was for the mother.

[Pat Godwin]

I ordered the polenta, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Waiter, be quiet. Everybody will want one.

[Willie Griswold]

And this red sauce is terrible.

[Chick McGee]

I can't imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't all new. Aren't, like, as soon as the baby comes out. Isn't it Grimace purple?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

It depends on where they are in the birthing pro or in the. In the. In the process of, I don't know, baking. Right. I had. My son came out. He was two weeks early, and he was the most beautiful baby I've ever seen. And I'm not just saying that because, like, he. His skin was for. Everything about him was perfect. My daughter was two weeks late. No, like. Like, like, still had that whole slime on her, that white stuff that, like, in purple. Oh, it was. It was. Oh, sorry, Ab. You were not a pretty baby.

[Jeff Osk]

It's weird, though, as the dad being in there and watching the baby be. It's like it starts to crown and then the doctor takes his entire hand and it disappears, and you're like, oh, that whole thing's in there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, that's too big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's too big.

[Chick McGee]

That's just too big.

[Pat Godwin]

Big.

[Chick McGee]

It's as Big as a hat.

[Jess Hooker]

They're looking out.

[Chick McGee]

They're that big.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

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[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskar.

[Jeff Osk]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy Friday the 13th.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. Yes. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man. Happy special day, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Are you gonna make your, your video where you remind your little, your little guy to don't forget his knife or what? You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I will make a video.

[Chick McGee]

I, I missed that. You used to do that. It was kind of the thing. I looked.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'll make it. I'll make it.

[Willie Griswold]

I like the series when you would voice your cats. I was a pretty big fan of that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's, yeah. That's also coming back.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Willie Griswold]

So, yes, I like, I like you knowing you're alone in your home just giggling while you make something. It makes me. So one time you were doing it and you just started laughing at yourself. It was so fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You've got a lot of projects cooking right now.

[Josh Arnold]

I do. If only I had. I'm actually reading some books on now to turn my projects into how to monetize them, how to get motivated enough to actually do them and not just.

[Jess Hooker]

Sit around thinking about them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, It's a thing, man. It's a thing.

[Jess Hooker]

It's very much a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You get to step four out of five and then it gets a little difficult and you go, hey, what if I just do step one with a new thing?

[Jess Hooker]

How pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I should.

[Josh Arnold]

I'M reading books on how to fight.

[Jess Hooker]

Through that instead of just doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

I need the books.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You like book learning? Evidently.

[Jess Hooker]

What we things we learned. Oh, we don't do that anymore, do we?

[Josh Arnold]

This. I got a letter here real quick just handed to me.

[Chick McGee]

I dare you. I bet you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick is a man of many impressive impressions.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

The Rock Em Sock Em Robots. The Golf ball in the hole.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't sound.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's just one do you do you.

[Willie Griswold]

Do Tasmanian devil.

[Josh Arnold]

Mason Adams.

[Chick McGee]

Well, her name likes smokers. It has to be good.

[Josh Arnold]

Bob Welch.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Josh does puts my Bob Welch saying we had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen that girl in the corner?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And now Jennifer Coolidge.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Jennifer. I'm going to be in everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this isn't. He says one very underrated impression though that we heard briefly. Briefly is Doofy Dog from the Looney Tunes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. You're Droopy Dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Droopy.

[Chick McGee]

He said no, Goofy is a. It sounds like a copyright.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I like Chewbacca. Let's hear.

[Willie Griswold]

That's really good.

[Chick McGee]

Only child from Delaware, Ohio. Oh, that's around Columbus, Ohio. Central Ohio.

[Jess Hooker]

Ish.

[Chick McGee]

Yes sir.

[Jeff Osk]

You do a good Larry F. Flint.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. I'm defending the Constitution United States. And Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm your first client.

[Willie Griswold]

Pretty good Jimmy Stewart.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Mr. Potter.

[Josh Arnold]

Humphrey Bogart.

[Chick McGee]

You see that? You see that moon up there? I'll lash all that move for him. I don't. I don't know. Oh, bogey. That's why I had him. Bogey.

[Willie Griswold]

Who does Jackie. You do Jack Kennedy.

[Chick McGee]

Jackie Kennedy, Yes. Now if you look over here, these dishes of course are. They're not verme. They're actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Excuse me for living.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Charles Collingwood.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, what's your best impression?

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe the Donald Duck is sneezing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Want to hear it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so good.

[Chick McGee]

You know, just when you think you've heard of all, you throw in the chew and that's really the payoff.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like so good, it's almost not even funny. It's just so accurate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

One more time.

[Pat Godwin]

That's all I can do though.

[Jess Hooker]

It's so good.

[Jeff Osk]

You do what you really do.

[Willie Griswold]

I kind of do. My old man. I can't. Finley has to go to horse therapy.

[Josh Arnold]

So I, I.

[Willie Griswold]

There's just no way I can meet for coffee anymore.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way those two are true go together. Horse therapy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Quite helpful for some.

[Jess Hooker]

It's insane.

[Chick McGee]

So you talk to your horse instead of a doctor? What?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's equin therapy. It's caring for the animal. Oh, and the animal picks up on your needs also.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I do love the idea though of a. A horse sitting in a therapist chair.

[Willie Griswold]

It's Mr. Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

Pad and paper.

[Chick McGee]

Pad and paper. Glasses, the whole thing. Now tell me how you feel about your mother. Mother.

[Jess Hooker]

And then checking the clock.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. Well, we have to stop.

[Josh Arnold]

We do a sugar cube. Jeff, do you do any impressions? No, sir. Not one at all?

[Jeff Osk]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

None.

[Josh Arnold]

Try give us your best Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Willie Griswold]

That's pretty good. Yeah, he does that a lot, doesn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Get to the chopper.

[Jeff Osk]

Get to the chopper.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't do it.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't say a Swedish Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet God would can do Schwarzenegger.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe if I could follow you a little bit. What were you doing? Nope.

[Chick McGee]

Neil Diamond.

[Pat Godwin]

You're deal.

[Chick McGee]

Diamond beyond.

[Josh Arnold]

You too.

[Pat Godwin]

The deal. Dueling Neil Diamond.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's close to your Jean Simmons too.

[Chick McGee]

Jean Simmons. You owe me $5 being in my presence. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You do any impressions, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

I do one impression and it was by accident. And it's. It's not to make fun. It was just April Macy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I used to call everybody on their voicemails here and call them as April.

[Josh Arnold]

Macy, comedian April Macy.

[Jess Hooker]

And leave these really inappropriate messages.

[Josh Arnold]

April would love it.

[Chick McGee]

One would say naughty.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Give us a taste.

[Jess Hooker]

She. She kind of. Jason, like, she has this. She does.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She gets kind of into disc.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she does.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm wearing my jammies now.

[Jess Hooker]

I live in Italy.

[Josh Arnold]

Watching TV with my fella.

[Chick McGee]

I mean my jammies.

[Jess Hooker]

She's great.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that. Yeah, she is great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she's so fun.

[Willie Griswold]

She was. I forgot her name. I was hosting and I was bringing her on stage all weekend. Did a great job. Saturday, late show. Coming to the stage right now, it's. And I just forgot.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I know, it was embarrassing. You called her boobs wanna hump.

[Jeff Osk]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not even close. No, I just forgot.

[Willie Griswold]

And then a lady in the front row just goes, it's April Macy. Come on. How do you not know that? Yeah, miss, you are right. It is April Macy. And she was so cool about it.

[Jess Hooker]

She.

[Willie Griswold]

She was very sweet and very kind of all.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Secondly, what the hell are you trying to do?

[Jess Hooker]

I should call her and we'll get her back in here.

[Jeff Osk]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we should. Yeah. But she does live. She's international now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she is.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna have to fly her in from Italy.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a feeling. Feeling. We could pull some money and make that happen.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell would that. No. Oh, here's Droopy Dog. You know what?

[Jeff Osk]

That makes me mad.

[Chick McGee]

It makes me mad. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's actually gonna kill it.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a bitch.

[Josh Arnold]

Please calm down.

[Chick McGee]

I will kill you.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no reason to be this upset.

[Chick McGee]

I'll put two fingers in your throat right about here.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're. You were an ex Navy SEAL group.

[Chick McGee]

I was part of the bin Laden extraction. You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

You're aware.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Obama.

[Josh Arnold]

Ruby, you don't need to get into politics.

[Chick McGee]

It's all right. Hey, we'll be back Monday, and then Tom will be back Tuesday. So there you go. Have a good weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy Valentine's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Friday the 13th. Thanks, everybody. This is something else. We'll. We'll see you Monday. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Willie Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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