
The BOB & TOM Show - February 14, 2025
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Hey Bob and Tom, this is Donny Baker. Man you know Valentine's Day can be a lot of pressure. Hell half the guys here at work get all nervous about it or overspend every year anyways. Guys, it's a silly game man, but we have to play it. It all goes back to 8th grade home ec when every chick got that stupid guy girl pamphlet man with rules about how you gotta hold your God of Valentine's duty. Whatever man. It's mostly secret stuff like the Da Vinci code. But man there's no need to start pawning stuff just because your dates demanding roses or a Whitman sampler. I mean I never got the demand for candy anyways. Just don't make no sense to me. I mean one day your chick is asking if her zubaz make her butt look big, then the next day all of a sudden she's craving Little Debbies. First thing you gotta do man is plan ahead. I betcha 50 bucks you still got fun sized candy bars in the junk drawer left over from Halloween. Just open em up man then cut em into quarters. Then go to the hardware stor and buy a handyman assortment of like screws, nuts and bolts. You don't need that stuff, you just need the container, dump them out and then put the candy between the dividers. Tell her the candy was like from overseas, special order and they had to ship it in something waterproof and then put some red ribbon around the box to hide the barcode. Red ribbon makes anything look like A Valentine's gift, man. I swear to God it does. I remember this one year, man, my mom was in tears when one of her boyfriends brought her two pounds of ground chuck freezer wrapped in red ribbon. He tried to be all smooth about it and stuff, and he was like, well, we'll save the beef for later. Cause tonight was meant for pork. My mom's knees buckled and stuff. I couldn't believe she bought it. And she would have never left him if he didn't already have a wife and four kids of his own. I told her he was a liar when he kept saying he had to coach Little League two states away. Anyways, man, red ribbon solves any puzzle. Plus, it's cheap, too, man. Hell, they sell it by the yard. I remember this one time, I took a couple rolls of police tape from my uncle's squad car. I draped it all around my neighbor's yard. Then I started this big rumor that he was arrested for having sex with animals. He threatened to send me. I mean, not to my face, but he was like, there's no truth to it, Donny. And I was like, well, then how come you sleep in the same bed with a sea cow? Mitchell? I swear to God, I said it right to his face, man. To this day, when people drive by his house, they still slow down and point. Drives them crazy, man. So maybe you're tired of trying to find the right candy. I mean, maybe flowers are the way to go. And there's nothing wrong with paying for nice ones, man. They work. But if you get in a pinch and you only have, like, an hour or two before the date, well, then just pick up a newspaper, turn toward the back where they print the obituaries. I've told you guys before, the best place for flowers is funeral homes. Most times, you'll still find decent ones out by the dumpster. I look at it this way, man. These dead people aren't passing away. They're just passing on the savings to you. That's why they call it the circle of life. Anyways, I mean, I ain't into Disney movies or nothing, but me and Scotty used to work in a theater and stuff. I remember catching the end of, like, Bambi or Samba's. And that whole circle of life theory really hit home to me, man. I mean, it made me think a little bit. We used to clean up theaters after movies for, like, four bucks an hour. I used to prank Scotty all the time. Scotty showed up late, so he was always stuck with floor duty. So I'd Buy a box of rubbers and fill them up halfway with popcorn butter. I swear to God I would, man. I'd flip them on the floor and be like, pick up those. Colonel Scotty, I swear to God, man. He couldn't get over people knocking boots to Bambi. That's another thing about Valentine's Day, man. They call it VD for a reason. And it's true, man. I mean, sluts are a lot like those little chocolates, man. They all look good, but sometimes you take a bite and you get that green gooey one. Then it's off to the free clinic for penicillin time. So be careful of the ones you pick. And Happy Valentine's, man. I gotta get it.
Chick McGee
Hey, good morning. Hello. Happy Valentine's Day. If you have a Valentine, don't forget.
Christy Lee
There was a card in my bag this morning.
Chick McGee
As I learned, if. If you're early risers like. Like we are, if your gift's not on the counter when she wakes up, there's hell to pay. It's just simple math, kids. Don't. Don't doubt me. I lived it. Hi, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Dash. There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
I just called him Barney Fife. There's Josh Arnold Accurate.
Josh Arnold
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
Chick McGee
The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Thank you, Josh. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. And ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if it's federal or it's state law, but we have to have a Griswold on the show. So it's. It's the one, the only, Wilbur Griswold.
Willie Griswold
B Squad's in this morning, you guys.
Chick McGee
That's right. Here we are. Hey, we're. We're ready. We sit around with our. You. You sit around with the Samsonite chair, ready to go in whenever you're. Whenever you. You're called. You grab your helmet and run.
Willie Griswold
Get out of the back to tank. Get ready to fight.
Chick McGee
So here we are. Yes. On a Valentine's Day. You got. You got. You probably got dinner plans at some restaurant I've never heard of. Christy, Is that right?
Christy Lee
No, not tonight. We went out last night.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Josh Arnold
Beat the rush.
Chick McGee
Really?
Christy Lee
Guess where we went?
Josh Arnold
Cracker Barrel.
Christy Lee
Exactly.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Nobody does Valentine's Day like a Cracker Barrel.
Christy Lee
Oh, my gosh. It was. There was no one there. It was easy in, easy out. It was perfect. Perfect.
Willie Griswold
Shows you how Smart you are. Use that little tea game. Hey, check that out, baby.
Christy Lee
They've remodeled our Cracker Barrel.
Josh Arnold
Oh, no. Really?
Chick McGee
Big doing.
Christy Lee
Really shocked me. Yes.
Josh Arnold
I don't think I've ever seen a remodel.
Chick McGee
Practice.
Pat Godwin
They move a rocking chair.
Christy Lee
The rocking chairs are still out front.
Chick McGee
What about the checkerboards? My God, the checkerboards are there.
Christy Lee
I didn't notice. I didn't. I'm sure they are.
Willie Griswold
Is it still, like, the same?
Christy Lee
Opened up the wall. So the dining room is, like, big.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay. There's always that. Yeah. There's always kind of two separate dining rooms.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
And it's still kind of the same decor, the same ambiance.
Christy Lee
It's a little more modern. Oh, a little bit more modern.
Josh Arnold
Well, I'm gonna have to go today for lunch and dinner.
Pat Godwin
I missed my.
Josh Arnold
I don't know if I care for this, so I'll have to really it. It.
Christy Lee
They don't have as much flare on the walls like they used to.
Chick McGee
I see.
Christy Lee
In fact, I even said to Andy, I go, I wonder if they had a big auction. I would have loved to have gone.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Make your basement look like a Cracker Barrel.
Christy Lee
Right?
Josh Arnold
I got a tin beach nut sign.
Chick McGee
Look, I have a sled. Okay, now tell me, where did you get that?
Josh Arnold
Well, Cracker Barrel.
Chick McGee
Cracker Barrel had a.
Josh Arnold
It was invite only, but I thought.
Christy Lee
It would be cool. No, it was very good. No, we're not going. We're going to a little.
Chick McGee
And of course, you got the cheesy potatoes. You have to get the cheesy hash.
Christy Lee
Brown casserole, my friend.
Chick McGee
There you go.
Pat Godwin
Get the dumplings. Dumplings.
Christy Lee
I got hash brown casserole, green beans, and grilled chicken tenders. That's.
Chick McGee
No, no. This. This tells you everything you need to know about Pat. We're talking about Cracker Barrel. Cheesy potatoes.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Did you get the dumplings?
Josh Arnold
Oh, he's right.
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah, buddy.
Chick McGee
I've never had the dumplings.
Pat Godwin
Oh, you're the one. You're missing out.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
You're not missing out. You're not going to find a friend there. We all love the dumplings.
Chick McGee
The chicken dump number one baby chicken dumplings.
Josh Arnold
Well, the side is just the dumplings, but the ch.
Chick McGee
Tell you, I've never had anything but breakfast at Cracker Barrel.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
Maybe that's my problem.
Josh Arnold
Their breakfast is fine, but it's the. Their Boy, for lack of a better term, the worst meal they make.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Josh Arnold
Lunch and dinner are far superior meat love.
Pat Godwin
Oh, what am I doing?
Chick McGee
I, I, I don't know how to recover from this. I don't know what to do.
Josh Arnold
There are those who will disagree with me, of course, but yeah, I much prefer their savory stuff.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Oh, they, yeah, they do home cooking. Like even the rainbow trout.
Pat Godwin
Not bad at all.
Chick McGee
Really.
Josh Arnold
No, yeah, yeah, real good.
Chick McGee
Okay. My argument with about pot stands. Why, why do you go in and order a rainbow trout at Cracker Barrel? Give me the trout.
Pat Godwin
Because it's delicious.
Chick McGee
No meatloaf. They have meatloaf. Of course.
Christy Lee
It was turkey last night. Turkey and dressing. Turkey loaf. No, it was just turkey and dressing. Was there special last night.
Josh Arnold
Typically, the trout is the only thing with a rainbow on it at Cracker Barrel.
Chick McGee
As you, as you're hearing the wheels of progress turn slowly at Cracker Barrel.
Willie Griswold
They're doing usually, you don't usually go there. See like an Elton John poster on the wall. That's not really common decor for the cracker.
Christy Lee
And I don't know what was going on, but I do have one complaint.
Chick McGee
Oh, no.
Christy Lee
No fire in the fireplace last night.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Josh Arnold
You know what? I wonder what was going on.
Christy Lee
I don't know.
Chick McGee
I've gone into there. Somebody on an 80 degree day, 90% humidity. There's a fire going.
Christy Lee
Yeah, check local listings. Last night it was like 12. No fire. All right, well, I don't know what was going on. I don't know if they were.
Chick McGee
I don't know.
Pat Godwin
I hope you got a free soda.
Christy Lee
Did you mention it?
Willie Griswold
Kind of passive. You know, usually we like when the fireplace is on here. It's not on tonight. How odd.
Chick McGee
We apologize for the fireplace. Would you like some rainbow trout?
Christy Lee
Maybe they ran out of wood.
Josh Arnold
Let's see. Are you a biscuits or cornbread or biscuit? Yes, I am too.
Chick McGee
Nope, I go both.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that is, that's, that's a boom.
Pat Godwin
I didn't know you could go bold.
Chick McGee
No, you can go both.
Christy Lee
You get one of each on rainbow night.
Chick McGee
You know what else you can do? You can order. You can order an omelette. An omelette's not on the menu. You can go omelette and they'll make you an omelet.
Christy Lee
Well, they're really.
Willie Griswold
If you're mean enough, if you yell enough, they'll make most things for you in most places.
Josh Arnold
You know how to treat people there.
Pat Godwin
Yep.
Christy Lee
I had the new server. It was her second day. She was very nervous.
Josh Arnold
No stars on the apron or one star.
Christy Lee
No stars. Yeah, she was with the five star girl, you know.
Josh Arnold
Oh, sure.
Chick McGee
Sure. Yeah.
Christy Lee
She's being trained.
Willie Griswold
They have a ranking system over there. I didn't know that.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, the stars on their aprons.
Pat Godwin
I didn't know that.
Chick McGee
Really?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Yeah. How long they've been there?
Willie Griswold
Oh, well, I was gonna go for Halloween, but I wouldn't want to steal valor. I wouldn't want to act like I.
Josh Arnold
Was.
Pat Godwin
That old guy. Waiter in there with 20 stars, 30 years.
Christy Lee
Shout out to little Natalie. She was so nervous, but she did a great job. I felt good, you know, We've all been there in that first day.
Chick McGee
Oh, this is what you do to me, Pat. The only thing I can think of is rainbow trout at Cracker Barrel. No, I'll have to have it now. I know it's on doordash, so.
Christy Lee
It's good stuff on doordash.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Josh Arnold
I like the catfish.
Chick McGee
Heck, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Little Mississippi mud cat.
Chick McGee
That is.
Pat Godwin
That is good.
Chick McGee
So, anyway, Valentine's Day. Yeah, we're all here. Tom taking a couple days off. And Pat Godwin. You got a song for us later coming up this morning? Anything at all? Yeah, you were telling me that one of our. Boy. Should we tell this story? Yeah, why not? We could tell the story. I just asked the guy in charge. Okay, so remember when Peter Torque was on the show A long time ago. Long, long time ago.
Christy Lee
From the Monkeys, Right over there.
Chick McGee
And he went into a song that was not good, and I will never forget that, but today is Peter Torque's birthday. Is that what you. Oh, yeah.
Pat Godwin
It's his birthday today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
We're gonna do all monkeys.
Pat Godwin
No, I'll do. Mickey Dolan's is on tour now, so I'll do my impression of Mickey.
Chick McGee
Hey, hey, I'm.
Pat Godwin
We don't have to do it now.
Chick McGee
Is that the. Is that the song? No, it isn't. Come on. I thought you did it before. I don't remember 20 things I didn't.
Pat Godwin
Remember out there at the end.
Chick McGee
Why doesn't. Is Nesmith dead, too? Yeah, everybody's dead but Mickey.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, everybody.
Pat Godwin
Here I come. Walking down.
Christy Lee
It's like the Ponderosa bit we used.
Chick McGee
Happy Valentine's Day. All the monkeys are dead but Mickey Dolan. Did you. Yeah. You're too old, dude. I remember. I thought I lost my mind when the monkeys. I loved all their songs.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I mean, my parents took us to Six Flags to see them in concert, and we really saw them. We loved the matinee so much, we stayed for the evening. Concert.
Willie Griswold
That's killer.
Josh Arnold
And MTV or Nickelodeon or somebody showed the monkeys and we would watch it after school all the time.
Willie Griswold
I had a. I'm from the generation. I got into the monkeys because of Shrek. Because they covered that song.
Pat Godwin
That's a good song.
Josh Arnold
That is a good song.
Chick McGee
Well, more about Peter Torque's life ebbing away. Christy, what do you got? News coming up over there, darling.
Christy Lee
I don't know. We have a bunch. We have a humpback whale in the news. Igloo coolers in the news. This is pretty serious.
Josh Arnold
They've been a little quiet the last few years.
Christy Lee
People's fingers off. We'll talk about it.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Igloo seems cold. I have a. I. I don't know if you. The snowplow contest. The winners are in the Minnesota Department of Transportation.
Christy Lee
I did not.
Chick McGee
They picked eight winners and I'll.
Christy Lee
Oh, they're naming their snowplows.
Chick McGee
Remember that?
Christy Lee
Like, oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Plowie McFlow face or whatever they were.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I do.
Chick McGee
In sports, Jimmy Butler, brand new member of the Warriors. He evidently had a problem in his shorts last night. And we have a video proof, so we don't know what it is. But there's the famous NBA story. Paul Pierce was taken off the court in a wheelchair. I'm not sure what year this was, but he's denied that he crapped his pants. But he's. The reports were that, well, that's the only reason he would have been taken off the court in a wheelchair, so people wouldn't see it. It looks.
Willie Griswold
It looks bad.
Chick McGee
And then. But then he came back in the game later, and he was fine. So that's why this. This kind of folklore has developed around, you know, if you crap your pants, a problem, don't you have to own it?
Josh Arnold
I think so.
Christy Lee
I don't know. Do you?
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. What do you want? I'm working my butt off out here. You know, sometimes the digestive system gets affected by athletic activity. I craft, all right?
Christy Lee
That's right. I thought it was a fart.
Chick McGee
It wasn't gonna have court bend over. Are you not entertained? News coming up with. Christy, you have something over there?
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Sports and news and the rest of the morning and letters coming. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, oh, oh.
Pat Godwin
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby, Willie Griswold.
Willie Griswold
What's up, guys?
Chick McGee
The big man taken a couple days. And that brings us to our our letters segment. And we still have not really found any sort of letter introductory music. I guess I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. So I'm gonna, oh, I'm gonna do this because I know it would make someone mad if they were here. Okay. Here. No, not again. Hi, Tom. Ace, Chick, Christy, Josh. Pass. Willie.
Willie Griswold
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Chick McGee
I work for an IT company that provides software for police departments and other government agencies. Please do not use my real name.
Josh Arnold
All right, Kevin.
Chick McGee
Several years ago, I was at lunch with the big the big wigs. The VIP is from a very large police department. I was talking to an officer from the very large city, and somehow he mentioned another officer that changed gender from a male to a female.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Chick McGee
As soon as he mentioned this, I immediately thought of the joke that Tom's always done when Caitlyn Jenner, Bruce Jenner. Now Caitlyn Jenner hits his, hits her finger with a hammer. She oh, my God. Pounding these nails. And I don't.
Willie Griswold
Oh, sort of.
Chick McGee
He would scream in a very low voice. So not thinking. I asked the officer if the officer, that is now a girl, ever got punched and yelled ouch. In a very low voice. The whole table, probably around 10 people, including the chief of police, stopped and looked at me in disgust. I was really embarrassed, but I think I saved it. I changed the subject to food. We did. Still, I got my deal done. But I think some of the people at the table never did like me much.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Lesson learned to everyone listening now, Tom, jokes can be dangerous.
Josh Arnold
Oh, my. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Let's not ever forget, I also say.
Josh Arnold
F them if they can't take a joke. You know what I mean?
Chick McGee
Yeah. I would imagine that Caitlyn probably is aware of that joke.
Josh Arnold
She seems to have a great sense of humor.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Why wouldn't you? Boy, that's a big change.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that is.
Chick McGee
It really is. I mean, what do you think? I'm moving from an apartment to a house. Big change.
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah. Well, even like changing a wake up time, like I wake up earlier than usual today. A huge change.
Chick McGee
Whoever you're dating, you're going to get married. That's a change.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, sure.
Chick McGee
Well, I'm gonna have to get all my tops redone or something. That's a huge change. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
You gotta commit.
Chick McGee
I don't think I.
Christy Lee
If you missed the first break. We were talking about Cracker Barrel. We got a letter already.
Chick McGee
Hot damn.
Christy Lee
This is from Jack in the UK Chick. He's listening overseas.
Chick McGee
Hello. Hi, Jack.
Christy Lee
Hello. He said one of Cracker Barrel's best breakfast items is the eggs in a basket with the fried sourdough toast that has a hole cut out, an egg fried in the middle. It's the best. Of course, we call. What does Tom call those?
Pat Godwin
I don't know.
Chick McGee
Bookity. Bookity.
Christy Lee
Something like that.
Josh Arnold
That is exactly right.
Pat Godwin
Something scary. Yeah.
Christy Lee
He said, even though I live in the uk, every time my wife and I visit the States, we eat at Cracker Barrel and get eggs in the basket.
Josh Arnold
All right. Ryan writes in and says, cracker Barrel. You have to try country fried chicken. Ryan. I've tried.
Pat Godwin
We've all tried the country fried chicken.
Chick McGee
I've become country fried chicken. Okay.
Josh Arnold
You're absolute, Ryan. That is one of their greatest.
Pat Godwin
That is good.
Christy Lee
And Josh, Eric writes in and says, you're correct. Nickelodeon would play episodes of the Monkeys because he grew up the same time as you did.
Chick McGee
Oh, right on.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. It was cool. After school.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Once again in Catch in case you missed the first part of the show, everybody in the monkeys is dead except Mickey D. Right.
Josh Arnold
I remember in the credits, one of them, perfect, like riding a bike into the ocean. And I remember being amazed that he just went straight in and it didn't, like, float. Like, nothing. He didn't topple at all. He just went right under water.
Pat Godwin
That was. That was my.
Josh Arnold
I don't know how they achieved that effect.
Chick McGee
I got the.
Christy Lee
Maybe you really did it.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Chick McGee
I got the Monkey Mobile. The model built that. I think I want to say, like, two or three of them.
Christy Lee
Purse at home right now. Monkey's purse with all four. Someone took the COVID of the album, the Monkey's Album, and made a purse out of it for me. It's really cool.
Josh Arnold
That's cool.
Christy Lee
Actually made it for another friend who gave it to me as a gift. It's very nice.
Chick McGee
Sounds like a re. Gift.
Christy Lee
It. It was a special regift, if you.
Josh Arnold
Know what I mean.
Christy Lee
Very special.
Chick McGee
This letter from Mike. My female dog will flip her back legs after she poops.
Josh Arnold
Huh?
Christy Lee
What? Flip.
Chick McGee
Okay, Mike, thank you. You know how they.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I think I'm talking about only guys do it or something.
Chick McGee
I've had girl dogs, and then I've never seen any of my girl dogs flip their legs. They just go and go ahead and drop it and walk away. They don't flip their legs, but boys evidently is what I thought.
Josh Arnold
Speaking of dogs, remember I mentioned Pippit, the dog from Jaws?
Chick McGee
Yes. Well, a listener insisted it was Pippit.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Harmony tried to correct me. I really showed her, didn't I?
Christy Lee
You know what?
Chick McGee
You put her in her stupid place.
Josh Arnold
Well, we've heard back from Harmony.
Willie Griswold
I hope you show her again.
Josh Arnold
The title, the subject of the email. I'm an idiot.
Christy Lee
She talking about you or her?
Josh Arnold
No, her.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yes, Josh, it is Pippet. I had gotten my information from the movie the Meg. Well, you see, that's. I've made that same mistake. You hear something on the Meg.
Chick McGee
Of course.
Josh Arnold
You talk to people and you find out that the Meg wasn't completely on the up and up.
Christy Lee
It's the Meg.
Willie Griswold
Brave film. Won a few Oscars.
Josh Arnold
Mark Wahlberg stars Chicken. I saw it in the theater.
Chick McGee
I was just gonna say, did you and I go see the Meg in a theater? Yeah, that's. How long?
Christy Lee
Well, I don't know.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, it's one of those movies where I don't even. I haven't even seen it, but I thought it was, like, Sharknado adjacent. But it seems like it takes Itself a little more seriously within it.
Josh Arnold
A. Yeah, yeah. Which is the problem.
Willie Griswold
Yes. It's seemingly just as silly as something like that.
Josh Arnold
Right, right. There's even a meg2, which I saw as well in the theater.
Chick McGee
You saw Meg 2 in the theater?
Josh Arnold
That's right.
Christy Lee
You know, he does have an AMC subscription, so he's not paying.
Chick McGee
You know, I've seen, I've seen the Oscar nods and I don't see the Meg among even the technical awards woefully overlooked.
Josh Arnold
But anyway, she says she's really embarrassed. Harmony, please don't be embarrassed. That's what we do here, you know. It happens to us 17 times a day.
Chick McGee
Speaking. It's Valentine's Day. This is how love starts. Maybe you and Harmony could, you know.
Christy Lee
Can you sing harmony for me?
Pat Godwin
What am I, a jukebox?
Chick McGee
Immediately, Harmony and me grabs his guitar though.
Pat Godwin
Hello, baby, hello. Open up your heart and let your feelings flow. You're not lucky knowing me. Yeah, keep and the speed real slow.
Chick McGee
Say hello. Hello. Is that a gorgeous.
Pat Godwin
Isn't that a gorgeous.
Christy Lee
Gorgeous.
Chick McGee
There's no difference between this room and a bar at 2am right now.
Willie Griswold
I. I wish my dad was here to go. Yeah, people want to listen to Pat's guitar practice on the air. That's what they want to listen to on the morning show.
Josh Arnold
Exactly. Who is that? Oas?
Chick McGee
It's Elton John.
Christy Lee
My favorite.
Chick McGee
It's on.
Christy Lee
Harmony and Lee are my two favorite Harmony's.
Pat Godwin
When it's done by the proper person.
Josh Arnold
I love.
Christy Lee
Speaking of Valentine's Day, we have some Steven Singer love.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Christy Lee
Yes, Dino from Minnesota.
Chick McGee
Hey, hey, Dino.
Christy Lee
He said I got my wife.
Josh Arnold
That's real good, chick.
Chick McGee
Thank you very much. I love the Flintstones.
Christy Lee
Dino says he bought his wife a gold dipped rose from Steven Singer for Valentine's Day. She was so thrilled and touched. Oh, thanks for the idea. We've been married 36 years.
Josh Arnold
Wow. Lovely. Wonderful.
Chick McGee
No mention of putting out.
Josh Arnold
Well, I think it's implied. Maybe this. Maybe it's in the subject of the email. Boy, did I get late last.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I think so. Let's see. I'm just speaking of Pat and his dumb guitar. I'm just. I'm settling in for the night and took a quick look at my Facebook. I came across a post, a news group. Group. Something about Florida and a beer truck spill. My mind immediately went into predicting what the content of your show would be. Knowing that they will be hearing from Patty G. And something spilled on the road.
Christy Lee
Yeah, actually that beer truck spill in Florida was A few days ago. But we had the other day yesterday. The chopsticks in the middle of the road.
Pat Godwin
Tom had me do the chopsticks.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
Yeah. And I ate an i580 in California. So you're gonna do a song for us.
Chick McGee
Could a chopstick. Could a chopstick puncture a tire?
Willie Griswold
I love this one.
Josh Arnold
Boy. I don't know.
Christy Lee
Not one. And they're flat.
Chick McGee
Well, maybe if a ninja had it.
Josh Arnold
Maybe. I think so.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah, that's right. Yes.
Pat Godwin
Little Asian.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Very nice.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Chewing on a dumpling. Driving down the road my truck's loaded with chopsticks that made me want some foe. It's pronounced fuh. I know. Oh, California highway. Oh, it took a turn too fast. Shouldn't have been such a lead foot on the guy.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yes. Truck full of chopsticks. Arm my lo. So there's not a fork. Watch this one, Joe Willie. Not a fork in the road.
Willie Griswold
It's the morning, folks.
Pat Godwin
And there's sweet rice noodles in my hair. Chopsticks flying through the air. The cops are playing pick up sticks, and everyone thinks I'm a reckless dick for spilling those chopsticks. Now, an Asian theme. Here we go.
Josh Arnold
Don't really need chopsticks for those.
Pat Godwin
Steamed dumplings. Steamed dumplings. Very good. Wonton soup doesn't sing so well. Stays in your stomach for half an hour, then you have to eat again.
Christy Lee
That was lovely, Bat.
Pat Godwin
Ah.
Chick McGee
This letter begins. Greetings and salutations, club footed messengers of the airwaves.
Josh Arnold
I like it. I like it.
Chick McGee
And, Christy, it's unnecessarily flowery. Wow. Cannot wait for your traveling circus at Riverside Casino. And sincere thank you for selling the T shirts to support the children's hospital at the University of Iowa.
Josh Arnold
Excuse me, traveling clown.
Chick McGee
Yeah. The T shirts are up on the. Up on the website, bobandsom.com. they will not be delivered, we don't think, before we get there next week. Week, but. And we'll have them on sale when we get to the. When we get to the venue. The children's hospital that's benefiting from the T shirt sale is across the street from the football stadium. And the tradition of the players and fans waving at the kids after the first quarter is the greatest in college football.
Josh Arnold
That's lovely.
Chick McGee
Does sound wonderful.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Thank you for your support of these special children.
Willie Griswold
Oh, I'd hate to be the guy that's like.
Josh Arnold
Actually, the tortilla throwing's a better tradition than that.
Chick McGee
Tradition.
Josh Arnold
Look, Mike has a point. It's been around longer. It's been. Please, Mike, don't ever say that again.
Chick McGee
Wisconsin. Jump around. That's a good one. Oh, and yeah, he. This is from Jim. Don't forget to make a side trip to Field of Dreams while we're over there. I guess. Is it on the way?
Christy Lee
Is it that close?
Chick McGee
I think it might be.
Pat Godwin
I didn't think it was there.
Chick McGee
Riverside, Iowa, is it that close?
Josh Arnold
Must be close enough. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Is Jim messing with me? Because.
Josh Arnold
No, it's probably within a 50 mile radius or something.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, we could do that in the afternoon after the show and then do a couple.
Josh Arnold
We were discussing salmon milking, essentially.
Chick McGee
Yes, we were.
Christy Lee
Salmon sperm facials.
Josh Arnold
That's right. Some ladies have decided to get the salmon sperm injected into their faces. Well, we were wondering how. How do you get it from the salmon? David says he repairs barges. Boy, what a. That's a man.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I'm a barge repairman.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
He probably just gets off in Dubuque one day. Doesn't know where he's going to end up the next day.
Josh Arnold
This is. That's the life, David. I know you work hard. And he goes to. He works. He does this at a salmon farm off the coast of Mount Desert Island, Maine.
Chick McGee
Oh.
Josh Arnold
He says, here's what. Here's what you do to get the seat. You just pick up a salmon and they start shooting. So I guess I have no idea when they're ready.
Pat Godwin
It's like pick me up in a bar, I just start shooting.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Christy Lee
So how do you know if they're ready?
Josh Arnold
He says it makes some of the guys uncomfortable when I hold them above my face and say, give it to me, dad. Yeah, I bet it does. The other tough guys that he works with, these real men.
Chick McGee
Give it to me, Daddy. Well, I had no idea. More letters and news and some sports. We got some trouble in sports with Jimmy Butler, evidently. Jimmy, what a buckets. Jimmy Buckets. Jimmy playoff. Now it's Jimmy poop my pants, evidently. Well, we'll talk about it. And also we'll have Christy and news and a world record about some. You know how these damn kids can add numbers in their head really fast?
Josh Arnold
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
Nobody likes that.
Willie Griswold
The other day I did 24 -17 on my calculator. I just gave up.
Josh Arnold
I'm done.
Chick McGee
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Chick McGee
Coming up later. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello. Hello.
Josh Arnold
What's up?
Chick McGee
What's up indeed. That's the voice of Willie Griswold. He joins us this morning.
Willie Griswold
Morning.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Hello, Chicky.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hello, Chickely.
Chick McGee
And there's Ace Cosby. I missed. I thought I was dying a couple weeks ago and you guys did a song about the super bowl and I. I missed it. And we have a letter about it.
Josh Arnold
We do.
Chick McGee
Since you guys want to have fun today, can we please get another version of Josh and Pat singing the super bowl song that they prepared together? Also, what is the jalapeno popper song? Broccolini.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Is that what you're talking about?
Josh Arnold
I no longer have the. I'm sure we can wing this. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
And this is based on the fact that a survey had said that the number one sn the hot baked potato.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Pat Godwin
That's how that all started.
Chick McGee
Well, the poll I saw online was one of the Number one foods for Super Bowl Sunday was baked potatoes.
Pat Godwin
So we'll give him a taste of that.
Chick McGee
All right.
Pat Godwin
I want a hot baked potato. Not a fried green tomato. No fetuccini Alfredo.
Josh Arnold
I want a hot baked potato. I want a jalapeno popper.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he does.
Josh Arnold
Oh, the Super Bowl Showstopper. A favorite of the Big Bopper. Oh, the jalapeno popper.
Pat Godwin
Now, you know me. I like the.
Chick McGee
Oh, you're a vegetarian. Yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
So you know me. I like the steamed broccolini and that fried zucchini.
Chick McGee
Such customers.
Josh Arnold
I'll have a heaving plate of nachos and I'll serve them with gaspacho. A Randy Savage was so macho when he'd eat a plate of nachos. Chip, Chip, Chip, Wally, do you have a Super bowl treat?
Christy Lee
Coney Dog.
Josh Arnold
We can do Coney Dog.
Pat Godwin
Now.
Josh Arnold
I'll take a short and plump Coney Dog. Don't give me any of those fake phony dogs. And then I'll play with my Lincoln Logs. When I eat a Tony Dog, I'll.
Pat Godwin
Ever rudabaga Rob driving a 67 Vega Vega and driver 67 Vega.
Josh Arnold
I'll take a stick of mozzarella and I'll eat it with my fellas. And even a pretty Bella.
Chick McGee
Wow.
Josh Arnold
We'll put in her mouth my stick of mozzarella.
Chick McGee
Adam, Adam, sand there a little bit.
Josh Arnold
It did get a little sand.
Christy Lee
That was genius.
Willie Griswold
And then I had this weird self conscious thing where I couldn't think of one. And then Josh comes in with mozzarella.
Josh Arnold
You were kind of the great gig in the sky of the song thing, Willie.
Pat Godwin
It was an interlude and it was beautiful.
Christy Lee
Yeah, it was all admirable.
Chick McGee
Don't overlook my Coney Dog.
Josh Arnold
I won't ever.
Ali Breen
I just threw that out there.
Chick McGee
I just love that.
Josh Arnold
Later I'm going to call my girlfriend.
Willie Griswold
I'm going to go, honey, the show is fine. But I couldn't think of damn mozzarella. I feel like an idiot.
Josh Arnold
No, we needed that.
Pat Godwin
That was the palate cleanser.
Willie Griswold
Hilarious thing to get mad at yourself.
Chick McGee
For more. More letters. Here we go. Brought to you by Hyundai. Hyundai helps protect you and your family on the road. Hyundai put safety first and everything else second.
Christy Lee
Love my Hyundai. Do so.
Chick McGee
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Josh Arnold
That has a Giraldi feel, doesn't it? The Galdi. Vince Galdi.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah. Very nice.
Willie Griswold
Christmas.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Good morning, gang. This letter starts. I've been listening for about 30 years now. Oh, that's longer than I've been I've been here more, but I haven't listened the past two or three years. You all yesterday were discussing Tyreek Hill, former chief, current dolphin, sleeping with a woman that was 6ft 4.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
Chick McGee
This is the lawsuit. She millions of dollars. Tyreek broke her leg during a backyard football lesson that she was giving. Tyreek was giving her. And then she faked him out and embarrassed him in front of his friends.
Christy Lee
She was like 642-506-4250.
Chick McGee
My dad always used to say, yes.
Josh Arnold
I love dad wisdom.
Chick McGee
Tall women lay longer in bed.
Christy Lee
That's a.
Josh Arnold
It's funny.
Chick McGee
And then he follows it up with just saying because it's a pond.
Josh Arnold
Of course they no longer in bed.
Chick McGee
Damon from Arkansas, but currently working in Iowa. Oh, and we are also till we're going to Riverside next Friday to do the morning show and do our show and also a comedy show that night. And someone suggested we go to the Field of Dreams and we've been correct. There's nowhere near Field of Dreams. So apparently we have to just start traveling. Let's see. Hello, Meatheads and the Girls. That sounds like one of those Nickelodeon shows.
Josh Arnold
It does.
Chick McGee
A meathead and a girl. Zach and Cody's Sweet Life or something. Longtime listener. This is an FYI email for you all, but mainly for Chick. I work for a large trash company picking up commercial front load dumpsters for businesses. I can tell you that the local bars and sports bars trash really declines after the NFL and college football seasons are over.
Willie Griswold
Sure.
Chick McGee
It's been that way for 13 years. Years. Well, that was certainly. That was certainly informational.
Josh Arnold
Let's see again, I think a lot of these letters are based on things we said and have no recollection.
Willie Griswold
Which also, doesn't it sound like my dad to be like. I'd imagine that after the NFL season is over, trash at bars changes. Like what are you talking about?
Josh Arnold
It may have been a question he posited psycho.
Chick McGee
Somebody might have said, that's fascinating. I think that's right. Keep those emails coming. You send them to. How do they. Chick, what's your name?
Christy Lee
You want the email address?
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Josh Arnold
Bob and tomobandtom.com.
Chick McGee
Well, that's convenient how that works out.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Guess what's going on today in Philadelphia.
Josh Arnold
What's going on today?
Chick McGee
That's why. All right. Congratulations to the Eagles and their fans for their super bowl victory here.
Christy Lee
What's the weather like?
Chick McGee
Super Bowl 59. The parade starts. Victory parade starts at 11am in South Philadelphia. And they'll have a team ceremony kicking off at 2pm on the art museum steps. They refer to that as the Rocky steps.
Josh Arnold
Of course.
Chick McGee
City leaders hope the they say famously exuberant Eagles fans will stay safe and keep the mood festive. Now, a couple days ago we had lots of video of Eagles fans. They had the creeper races in a parking garage. You know those. Those low boards you lay on and. And you can scoot yourself underneath a car. People were laying down and being thrown down a ramp.
Josh Arnold
It looked fantastic.
Willie Griswold
It sounds like a very. The most fun way you can break your neck.
Christy Lee
We used to have street luge in the ESPN X Games and it very much looked like street luge. Like that's where they got the idea to make street luges is those creepers.
Josh Arnold
That street luge stuff is insane.
Christy Lee
Is insane. I actually tried it once. Crazy. Yeah.
Chick McGee
No, the problem is they're going too fast.
Christy Lee
Yeah. You're laying on a skateboard going down a hill.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Christy Lee
With. It's terrifying.
Chick McGee
It's too fast.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Josh Arnold
And too low to the ground and you can't stop.
Chick McGee
They have cars. Cars are readily available and they're on.
Josh Arnold
The very roads that you're street. Yes.
Christy Lee
They're just fools, you guys.
Chick McGee
Let's see. The New York jets have officially told quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split. Yeah. Aaron. They're moving on without him. They say. Rogers hasn't said whether he even intends to continue playing for a 21st NFL season. Of course. New head coach and a new sheriff in town. Former alliance defensive coordinator, now head and former former player for the Jets. Aaron Glenn is now your. Your head coach there and that wonderful franchise that is the New York Jets. We'll see. We'll see how that goes. Rumors. Rumors are that he's gonna might go to Pittsburgh to be the Steelers next quarterback. Aaron Rodgers. How would he look in a Steelers uniform?
Willie Griswold
I don't know.
Chick McGee
Weird enough for him to.
Willie Griswold
I. I have no idea how I feel about him at this point. I'm not really worried about forming an opinion on him.
Pat Godwin
He wears me out.
Chick McGee
Ace and I watched Hard Knocks with the Jets.
Willie Griswold
He was awesome on that.
Chick McGee
And it was the mission statement for that must have been. We're going to make Aaron Rodgers.
Christy Lee
Remember.
Josh Arnold
I walked.
Willie Griswold
I go, him and Sauce Garden did a handshake and they burned the joint at the end. And I go, he's the coolest guy on earth.
Chick McGee
He's the most lovely man in America. But that is. That has faded. What. What news Items are coming up, Christy.
Christy Lee
Coming up we have. I don't know if you know this, but did you know early Europeans may have eaten their enemies brains?
Josh Arnold
Oh, that is a power move.
Chick McGee
Yeah, it'll show up.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, about that, that scene in one of the Ra. Dr. Lecter movies.
Christy Lee
Oh, the monkey scene.
Chick McGee
He's cooking it.
Josh Arnold
Ray Liotta says his own brain is sizzling in a pan. He goes, that smells good.
Pat Godwin
That is one. That scene.
Chick McGee
Happy Valentine's Day.
Christy Lee
I didn't know that would go there. Hey, if you're a fan of McDonald's, we have a big McDonald's news story coming up.
Chick McGee
Everybody shut up. I need to know this.
Christy Lee
The return of a very popular menu item.
Chick McGee
Oh, I saw this and it is exciting.
Josh Arnold
Y what could it be?
Willie Griswold
Snack wrap?
Josh Arnold
Oh, that man, that's a good rap.
Christy Lee
That's a great guess.
Pat Godwin
Is it a wrap?
Josh Arnold
Is it a wrap?
Chick McGee
I will be back with that answer. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.
Jeff Osk
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Josh Arnold
All you have to do to get.
Jeff Osk
It is beat me in a one on one. I'm just playing get the Angel re special at McDonald's now.
Chick McGee
I participate in restaurants for a limited time. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, what she said. There's Pat Godwin, Chick. Oh, we need to explore Pat Godwin's Valentine's Day adventure.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. Yes.
Josh Arnold
Happy Valentine's Day.
Chick McGee
There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And there he is, Willie Griswold. He joins us today.
Christy Lee
We have some Willy Love.
Chick McGee
Oh, what do we got over here?
Christy Lee
This is her. Mitzi, please.
Willie Griswold
I need the validation. I'm a deeply sad person.
Christy Lee
She says. So good to see Willie on the show this morning. Makes my Friday.
Josh Arnold
Well, how nice.
Chick McGee
Hell yeah.
Willie Griswold
Good to be here, you guys. Let's do it. Let's goof around for a while.
Josh Arnold
Hey, Chick. Today is a day of romance. And love.
Chick McGee
Yes, it is. What do you want? You want to kiss?
Pat Godwin
Why are you looking at me?
Josh Arnold
I do want to kiss, but. Where are you on the term hot beef injection?
Chick McGee
I'm aware of it. My only problem with it is that I didn't come up with it. I. I'm. I'm a fan very much.
Christy Lee
Does that work for you?
Josh Arnold
I've never once said it.
Christy Lee
Thank God.
Josh Arnold
Besides just being.
Chick McGee
Would you put that on a car? Hard. I love you. Happy Valentine's Day. Hot beef injection. Just question mark, huh? You know, don't be rude about it.
Willie Griswold
You want to be kind of sneaky, you just say hbi. She knows what you're talking about.
Chick McGee
Oh, there you go.
Josh Arnold
Now, Christy, you're married, and it's one of those things, I think if. If your husband came up to you and said, hey, how about a hot beef?
Christy Lee
I would laugh.
Josh Arnold
Of course.
Chick McGee
Of course I would.
Christy Lee
Yes, yes. Do you have a Valentine's Day song, Pat?
Pat Godwin
Well, I had that Valentine's at White Castle that we. We did yesterday.
Christy Lee
It's not Valentine's Day yesterday. It's Valentine's Day today.
Pat Godwin
What I'm saying is that would be a repeat. I think you know how radio works.
Willie Griswold
Christy's just training you for the Valentine's Day fight you're gonna have later today. This is good.
Josh Arnold
Let's practice.
Chick McGee
Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day for the old. The old lady, as you were called. You call her the old ball and chain, my gal.
Pat Godwin
We'll call her Paula because that's her name, the convenience. Yeah, she. She had told me. She didn' Valentine's Day. I think it might be a trick.
Josh Arnold
You know, she's probably not purposefully trying to trick you. I. I really do different. Yeah, but go ahead and get something.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah, I got her something.
Chick McGee
I got.
Pat Godwin
I got her earrings.
Chick McGee
That's it.
Josh Arnold
Oh, very nice.
Chick McGee
I. That happened. I came to work on Valentine's Day. You know, I'm working the same hours I do now, and the wife at the time was not happy that there wasn't anything on the counter when she woke up and to go make her coffee. Coffee.
Willie Griswold
Oh.
Chick McGee
And I tried to explain, hey, we'll do something later. And I know.
Josh Arnold
See, that's unfortunate.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
But. So that. But Valentine's Day, in her defense, Valentine's Day starts at midnight all the way through the next midnight.
Josh Arnold
I guess I've never been married, so tell me if I'm wrong here, okay? I. I don't think women are purposefully setting traps for Men, when they say. When they say, I don't want a gift this year, that's wrong. I.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Christy Lee
I don't think. I think they mean it.
Josh Arnold
But then throughout the day, they go to work, they see other women getting things. They start thinking a little bit, maybe I would like something.
Chick McGee
I think the key here is that they. They don't want to have to remind you about it. They don't want to have to tell you what they want for Valentine's Day.
Christy Lee
They want. We want you to read our minds.
Chick McGee
You should know.
Christy Lee
You should know. That's right.
Josh Arnold
But sometimes you should know.
Chick McGee
Be natural. And sometimes. Yes, exactly. Sometimes you should know.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Flowers and chocolates, call it a day.
Josh Arnold
You don't think someone would go, oh, real original, you know.
Chick McGee
You know what?
Josh Arnold
You don't need to be with her.
Chick McGee
I think.
Willie Griswold
I think that's right. I think you just make sure you have flowers delivered. I got all screwed because, Mike, we were. We were supposed to be in a different city. And so we were going to do dinner on Wednesday and then it was going to snow on Wednesday, then it didn't snow on Wednesday, so I canceled dinner on Wednesday. And now we're going to be here. And I. All the restaurants, there's no more reservations available. So I'm going to go to, I don't know, McDonald's takeout, Taco Bell takeout. I'm going to do three different takeouts, three different drive throughs, and then have a crazy party at my place.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Sweet.
Chick McGee
Time now for the sports story of the morning. That's a nice feature.
Christy Lee
We should have that.
Chick McGee
Jimmy Butler. The Golden State warriors recently arrived at Golden State warriors going viral on. On the old Internet after fans noticed an unfortunate stain on his basketball shorts. I believe we have accompanying video. If you look on the video screen there. There they are. I think they went ahead and won. Won that game. They beat the Mavericks last. Yeah, there it is. There it is right there. And as you can tell by our reaction, it's, oh, man. Kind of obvious.
Christy Lee
It's a shart. Call it a shark.
Chick McGee
It is from Wednesday's game against the Mavericks. Brownish yellow stain on the back of his white. White shorts.
Josh Arnold
Real unfortunate. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Mr. Butler did not address the illustration alleged. The alleged stain afterward.
Christy Lee
I bet it keeps the fouls down from him. Nobody wants to get near him.
Josh Arnold
Nobody's getting near Butler this quarter.
Chick McGee
What's going on over there?
Christy Lee
Defense.
Chick McGee
The Athletic Integrity Unit.
Christy Lee
What?
Chick McGee
AIU in Monaco.
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
With a. With world Sports, Olympic type events.
Christy Lee
Okay.
Chick McGee
Says Japanese race walk Cokie Aikida, a former Olympic silver medalist, has been banned for four years for performance enhancing drugs.
Josh Arnold
Oh man, what am I gonna do with my cokidoki T shirt?
Chick McGee
He's a race walker.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Performance enhancing drugs. The athletics watchdog says a the athletic integrity unit. A disciplinary and appeals Tribunal ruled the 26 year old Aikida had broken anti doping rules. He previously been provisionally banned from competition since November of 2024 and his results disqualified since June of 2023.
Josh Arnold
Nobody at the mall will even look at him as he races by.
Chick McGee
I haven't got to that point where I'm walking at the mall.
Josh Arnold
It can't be a terrible place to walk.
Christy Lee
No, it's a great place.
Chick McGee
Do you think they're like gangs of.
Josh Arnold
Toughs of senior citizens?
Chick McGee
Seniors walk around.
Josh Arnold
I want that to be the case. I want the layout of the mall to essential. The movie the Warriors.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Josh Arnold
Where there are different. Like 6.
Chick McGee
Have the two empty pop bottles come out again.
Willie Griswold
Come on boys, let's ride in his little scooter.
Christy Lee
They all meet for lunch after their walk or you know, I mean, probably a social thing for.
Josh Arnold
I bet it is.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, that'd be nice. And then, you know, you don't have to go to the same restaurant. I can go to Chipotle. You can go to Noodles and Company.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Hell, they even have a bar now. You can just go have drinks after.
Willie Griswold
Can we get. Can you get really drunk at that bar? Because bars you're allowed to get drunk at, but you put it in a mall and I go, I can't get wasted at a mall.
Pat Godwin
Have you seen Crazy Heart when he got drunk at the mall that bad things happened.
Josh Arnold
Lost to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Willie Griswold
I just thought I was going to spend a bunch of money at Nordstrom Rack, but.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you're going to lose a kid.
Chick McGee
Anybody other than me been in the blimp? Anybody?
Christy Lee
I've been.
Chick McGee
You've been into blimp? You've been into blimp?
Willie Griswold
No. And now I feel like you're.
Pat Godwin
Define blimp.
Chick McGee
A semi rigid airship.
Josh Arnold
It went up in the ground or went up in the ground.
Chick McGee
Are you talking about.
Pat Godwin
You know, I still laugh because of the rhythm.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I know it sounded like I was saying something that made sense.
Chick McGee
Are you talking about a heavy woman a hundred years old? The Goodyear blimp. Ageless star in the sky, it says here.
Josh Arnold
Rather poetic.
Chick McGee
The 246 foot long airship will be in the background of the Daytona 500, flying roughly 1500ft above Daytona International Speedway.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
To celebrate the greatest anniversary tour ever. The 100 year celebration of the Goodyear Blimp. Even though remote camera technologies are improving regularly with drones and everything.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you got your drone.
Chick McGee
You know, you had to. I feel sorry for the blimp people. They didn't see drones coming. No, it's like it's, you know, 30 bucks.
Christy Lee
Those races are their big money maker.
Chick McGee
Well, they will be at the Daytona 500 this week. Weekend. A 41 car field actually, because Elio Castro Nevis just announced he's a world class driver. He's going to start in the 41st position for the. For the great American race.
Josh Arnold
That's uneven.
Christy Lee
So look, I hate odd numbers.
Josh Arnold
Very odd.
Christy Lee
I hate it.
Chick McGee
Odd numbers are my jam.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
The volume on the TVs has to be an odd number.
Christy Lee
No, it's the opposite. Everything has to be an even number right now.
Chick McGee
Now the temperature in my home, 71 degrees. I can't how you're living like that.
Christy Lee
Mine's got to be an even number.
Chick McGee
You know, you're right to say I don't know how you're living like that. But it doesn't have anything to do with the odd number thing, I can tell you that. And the FBI says the suspects accused of robbing Joe Burrow and took selfies with the NFL star's stolen jewelry.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Smart. Oh my gosh.
Willie Griswold
We have a news story like this. Everyone stop committing crimes and taking photos of your own evidence.
Chick McGee
This is, this is a story where Joe was dating some beautiful woman and she was at the house. He was at practice, I guess, and she was whispering on the phone that I think there's someone trying to break into our home. And yeah, they. According to federal criminal complaint, the selfie found on one of the suspect's phones shows the four men posing with some of the jewelry and luxury items that had been stolen. Stolen from Burrow Cincinnati home in December. Another image shows a collection of some of the stolen jewelry and cash laid out on a table, almost as if an exhibit in a court of law. The men from Chile are a part of a worldwide crime ring that has been doing this in professional athletes homes all around the world. When they know they're at games, they break into their homes. Huh? Now it's the crime of the future.
Josh Arnold
It makes a lot of sense to us. Us who didn't grow up with picture phones. Boy, that sounds old.
Chick McGee
Use that picture phone that some bitch knows what he's talking about. You tell him, Josh.
Josh Arnold
They have a Polaroid phone, but are we getting to where now a younger generation. It doesn't even occur to them not to take a selfie in any situation.
Chick McGee
Mm. Right.
Josh Arnold
So of course that's what you do.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Dang.
Chick McGee
Of course it's what you do.
Willie Griswold
I feel bad for Cincinnati, though. Like Joe Burrow, their quarterback got hurt by chili. Cincinnati's always loved chili.
Chick McGee
Cincinnati and Chile.
Josh Arnold
It is one of life's great ironies.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, it was a skyline joke, everybody. Good morning to the moon. Over here.
Pat Godwin
We are the men from Chile.
Chick McGee
We always used to call it. We always used to call it Scalinis. Oh, that's Fellini instead of skyline chili.
Pat Godwin
I do like.
Chick McGee
I'll have a snowplow contest winners when we come back. More Christy news.
Christy Lee
Yeah, we have more news coming your way. But first I have to tell you about a very exciting thing happening this fall. It's a trip. That's right. On Colette Travel is put together. A trip with me, Christy Lee.
Chick McGee
Doesn't that sound wonderful?
Christy Lee
And my husband Andy. We're going to go on a journey September 28th through the lovely landscapes of England, Scotland and Wales. That's right. Charming countryside. And experience the historic cities of London and Edinburgh. On the this trip, we're going to see the iconic landmarks of London, visit the storybook villages of Oxford, Chester and Shakespeare. Stratford upon Avon. We'll behold regal jewels of Edinburgh's castle. And visit the medieval walls of York. So much more. The best part about traveling with Colette, it's easy. They do everything. Flights, meals, hotels, sightseeing, local experiences all included. And your only job is to sit back, relax, and have the time of your life. Don't miss this chance to see Great Britain with me. Call colette now at 800-581-8942 or visit bobandom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581-8942 or Visit bobandom.com it's gonna be a great time. Join us, won't you?
Chick McGee
World record coming up. And more news with Christy. And a song from Pat. And the winning names for the Minnesota Department of Transportation snowplow contest. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom I.
Josh Arnold
Can say to my new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra. Hey, find a keto friendly restaurant nearby and text it to Beth and Steve. And it does without me lifting a.
Chick McGee
Finger so I can get in more squats anywhere I can. 1, 2, 3. Will that be cash or credit? Credit.
Willie Griswold
4 Galaxy S25 Ultra.
Pat Godwin
The AI companion that does the heavy.
Ali Breen
Lifting so you can do you get.
Josh Arnold
Yours@Samsung.Com compatible with select apps.
Chick McGee
Requires Google Gemini account Results may vary based on input.
Josh Arnold
Check responses for accuracy.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Welcome back to the mom and Tom show. Josh.
Josh Arnold
Hi.
Chick McGee
Thank you for being here. You're welcome.
Josh Arnold
Thank you.
Chick McGee
There's Chrissy Lee.
Christy Lee
Tom's taking a couple of days days off so we have Willie sitting in. Hey guys.
Chick McGee
That's right. State and federal law. All radio shows have to have a Griswold employed somehow.
Pat Godwin
Not a bad idea.
Josh Arnold
It's a good law.
Chick McGee
Not a bad idea.
Christy Lee
We got a letter from Jane. She says I love seeing Willie. Oh, miss him on the show.
Chick McGee
Thank you, Jane. Love you. Jane picks Pix doll. What?
Josh Arnold
What?
Chick McGee
What's her name?
Christy Lee
Jane.
Chick McGee
Jane.
Christy Lee
Jane.
Josh Arnold
Proving with pigs Janie.
Chick McGee
Was that Starship or Airplane? Jan Change and Starship. You like Starship?
Josh Arnold
If we're talking Starship name songs. It begins and ends with Sarah. Oh, Sarah.
Chick McGee
Sarah. I believe.
Christy Lee
Go ahead. I know it's Jane was Jefferson Starship.
Josh Arnold
Sarah was Starship.
Chick McGee
Yes, I believe Starship has the over and over again. The top worst song in the history of the world is voted for by Rolling Stones. Yeah, they do We Built the City.
Josh Arnold
That's completely wrong. That's a good song.
Willie Griswold
Song.
Josh Arnold
What I. Well, all right, I'll be honest. We loved it when we were seven or whatever. We couldn't get enough of it.
Christy Lee
Were you roller skating to that?
Josh Arnold
Absolutely. I mean there's no doubt.
Willie Griswold
I hope it was one day. You got picked up from show choir a little late. You couldn't change and you're rollers. You're roller skating in a sequence vest. We built this city.
Chick McGee
Yeah, we built the city on rocket.
Josh Arnold
Down the pelted with half full sodas and then.
Chick McGee
And then they put. Who they put in there? The Great Faz or somebody. He. That's right. Casey. St. Louis. St. Louis. We built this city remember?
Josh Arnold
They I love Faz.
Chick McGee
Help the help the song along. They. They put the radio stations in. Sure they did. Ah, going to hit you hard with a little Jefferson Star. She.
Josh Arnold
This song is great.
Chick McGee
Or worse this part, you know like this one Pat. No, when they get to it, it's pretty good.
Josh Arnold
I think so too.
Willie Griswold
Two, three.
Josh Arnold
You like this? Did you have the wrong song in mind?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, I do like this.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Mickey Thomas who also sang fooled around and fell in love right? Y.
Pat Godwin
I can you and me go.
Chick McGee
You nuts. Got to be in your neck to sing that high.
Christy Lee
Boy, in the 80s everybody sang so high.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, they did. They can't do do that now though. It's harder. Yeah, they lower the key.
Josh Arnold
Everybody sounds like typo. Negative sounds like Tom Waste.
Chick McGee
Good morning.
Josh Arnold
Morning.
Chick McGee
Another letter. Yes, a late entrant. I was wondering where Christy got the llama on her laptop.
Christy Lee
Oh, right here. This one?
Chick McGee
Yeah, That's.
Christy Lee
I'm from a llama farm, and I have the card in my closet, and I meant to bring it in, and.
Josh Arnold
I can't remember, and that's made from actual. Is it alpaca or llama?
Christy Lee
This is alpaca.
Josh Arnold
And it's made from actual alpaca fur.
Christy Lee
Yes. And Willie got me one that. Sadly. Willie, I loved my little alpaca, but so did Leo, my dog. In fact, Leo carried that around until there was no hair left.
Pat Godwin
You gifted me a suitcase made out of alpaca. Remember that?
Christy Lee
I did.
Pat Godwin
The alpaca suitcase.
Josh Arnold
There it is.
Willie Griswold
Come on, folks. Right down the middle. The Sniper Godwin got your ass. Christy.
Christy Lee
Oh, boy. And I apologize for the people that sent me that. That. I can't remember their names. I'll find out. Tell her. I'll find.
Chick McGee
They also wanted to know if it vibrates.
Christy Lee
No, it doesn't fight. But his hat comes off. Look at this.
Josh Arnold
That's.
Willie Griswold
I like that way more than I thought I would.
Josh Arnold
It's real cold. Put that hat back.
Chick McGee
I remember my. I lost my mind when I got my. My first G.I. joe. It was like 2 bucks. The 12 inch doll.
Josh Arnold
I was gonna ask if they were like, Barbie.
Chick McGee
Yeah, they're 12 inch. And you could, like, get. That reminded me of taking the hat off the GI Joe and. Well, he's in the Marines. Oh, no. He's gonna go in the army. And you just change his outfit. That was.
Pat Godwin
That's an actual net cat. That's a good cat.
Christy Lee
Yes, it is. It's actually.
Chick McGee
What else could you put that.
Pat Godwin
My penis.
Josh Arnold
Boy, that's. You know what? You really could.
Chick McGee
You're darn right. Who'd like. No, I like.
Josh Arnold
I see that.
Christy Lee
Keep that thing warm.
Chick McGee
Avoid shrinkage.
Josh Arnold
Who is doing it first?
Chick McGee
This.
Christy Lee
Look.
Willie Griswold
Think. That is so inappropriate. And I would never do it unless we had a little scarf to match.
Chick McGee
Here's what we do. Yeah, here's what we do. And we're giving her fair warning.
Willie Griswold
Or an exi.
Chick McGee
That llama is always there at a workstation.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
She's not here. We'll just take turns taking it into the bathroom. Wear the hat.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, put it back on.
Chick McGee
The llama. Say nothing. Nothing. And just sit here and smile when she picks it up. Who's in? I'm in.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Willie Griswold
It'll be like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. I'm excited.
Christy Lee
I guess I'm gonna have to take llama home today.
Josh Arnold
The Traveling Peen Cap.
Chick McGee
Either that or get a new hat.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Well, the results are in. In the name of Snowplow contest from the Minnesota Department of Transportation interpretation. There are eight different winning names for eight different snowplows.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Chick McGee
Number one. We're off to see the blizzard.
Josh Arnold
I like. I like it.
Christy Lee
I like that too.
Chick McGee
Number two. I think what might be my favorites. Notorious B.I.G.
Josh Arnold
That'S very good.
Willie Griswold
Very good.
Chick McGee
Wow. Anthony Sledwards. Oh, yeah.
Willie Griswold
Like Anthony Edwards.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah. I don't care for that one.
Josh Arnold
I. I like it because it's very silly.
Chick McGee
Yeah. And this is. I don't understand this one. You're welcome. Is the name of one of the snowplows. It's a winning game. Well, you're welcome.
Josh Arnold
The one that's out there working hard.
Chick McGee
They clean your street in District 2 of northwest Minnesota. They should have named one of them Jeremy Renner. He's okay.
Pat Godwin
He's fine now.
Josh Arnold
It sounds a little funny.
Chick McGee
Somebody. Somebody write Hawkeye out of those, will you? I love Jeremy Renner, but he doesn't.
Josh Arnold
He like the coolest one in there.
Chick McGee
No, he's not. He shoots an arrow.
Josh Arnold
Makes him so cool.
Chick McGee
But there's a. There's a hero that catches as fire. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
No, no, no.
Josh Arnold
You give me Hawkeye over any of that.
Chick McGee
The Hulk would wear Hawkeye out. You're welcome. Oh, don't you snow.
Josh Arnold
Okay. That shouldn't be a winner at all.
Christy Lee
No.
Josh Arnold
There's a six year old going. That was mine.
Chick McGee
Skull Plow. Skull is something. Yeah. And my. These are. Are my top. My top two. I came. I thought I conquered.
Willie Griswold
So good.
Chick McGee
And Plowabunga.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I'm not for it.
Willie Griswold
So many good options.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Some that didn't make it. Catch my drift?
Josh Arnold
Oh, sure.
Chick McGee
Just scraping by.
Josh Arnold
Sleet Ulrich didn't make it.
Chick McGee
I don't see that one here.
Josh Arnold
Because it did make it.
Chick McGee
But that fits right in with Chili Eilish Flake. Superior.
Josh Arnold
I like.
Willie Griswold
It's really good. I hate how much.
Josh Arnold
I like.
Willie Griswold
They're all fun and charming.
Chick McGee
They are good.
Pat Godwin
Good.
Chick McGee
Accumulus. Remove us snow country for cold man.
Josh Arnold
Oh, geez. That's the winner.
Chick McGee
That's wonderful. That's not. That wasn't chosen. It was definitely.
Willie Griswold
It may be because my dad's out today and I'm sitting in his chair. But I. I feel like I have to play devil's Advocate with these things. What if something goes wrong and they have to go? We're very sorry, but the driver of Snowtorious BIG passed away yesterday. That. That's why you can't. This sort of thing.
Chick McGee
Yep. Notorious B.I.G flipped over and crushed you.
Josh Arnold
Pour one out for him and you move on with your life.
Chick McGee
And look what time it is. Huh? Stupid world record. Really. A 14 year old math prodigy. I don't like anything about that. 14 year old math prodigy from India has broken multiple Guinness World records, including the fastest time to mentally add 100.
Josh Arnold
India? You don't say.
Chick McGee
In just one day.
Willie Griswold
Josh, you can't say things like that.
Pat Godwin
Oh, oh, you can't make me laugh.
Chick McGee
Aaron Shukla managed to shatter a total of six records. Cut that out. Fastest time to mentally add 100 four digit numbers, 30 seconds.
Josh Arnold
That's insane.
Chick McGee
Fastest time to mentally add 200 four digit number numbers, 1 minute.9 seconds. Fastest time to mentally add 50 five digit numbers, 18 seconds.
Willie Griswold
Are these written out or are they read to him?
Chick McGee
I don't. He must. They must be on a board. He's adding them. I don't. This is unbelievable.
Willie Griswold
I asked that and I realized how annoying of a question you are sitting.
Josh Arnold
At the right desk for that question.
Willie Griswold
There's something about this desk that makes me want to just ruin everyone's fun. Are those being read out or are they on a chalkboard in front of this young man?
Chick McGee
Fastest time to mentally divide a 20 digit number by a 10 digit number.
Willie Griswold
Man, their numbers aren't even that big.
Chick McGee
That's not even. Fastest time to mentally multiply two five digit numbers. And fastest time to mentally multiply two eight digit. What the hell?
Christy Lee
This kid? A girlfriend. God's sake.
Chick McGee
It's too smart. They shouldn't do that.
Josh Arnold
They're making a movie of this kid and who lives in the arid Indian region.
Chick McGee
What's it called?
Josh Arnold
Who's good with numbers?
Chick McGee
Uhhuh.
Josh Arnold
It's called I wish it would rain, man.
Willie Griswold
Josh, no matter what you said, I.
Josh Arnold
Would have loved it.
Pat Godwin
I thought Goodwill, counting.
Chick McGee
And that. Sports. Wherever you go, whatever you do, always be a good sport. Hey, that. This actually reminds me of Grace Slick and all that. Her first recording was produced by Sly Stone. There's a brand new documentary on Hulu about Sly and the Family Stone. It's really good.
Josh Arnold
Oh, no kidding.
Chick McGee
Thank God it's not about Jefferson Starship. I wouldn't watch it. I can tell you that.
Josh Arnold
When you said Sly Stone, I. I thought you were. I pictured Sylvester Stallone in my head. I Was like. I had no idea he was in the music business.
Chick McGee
Sly Stone. He used to be a.
Josh Arnold
Course I got a fib bad.
Christy Lee
I. I went. I went really bad. I went dark when you said that. I thought sliced slice. Stone slapped grace during the first.
Pat Godwin
Sylvester Stallone had a big hit. Sylvester Stallone had a big hit ballad.
Christy Lee
He did.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. Stallone again.
Josh Arnold
That's. Wait, please. Pat.
Ali Breen
Pat.
Pat Godwin
A little while now.
Chick McGee
Are you.
Josh Arnold
I was gonna say please commit to the Stallone.
Chick McGee
Are you. Are you ready to do your brand new duet? Is that coming up?
Pat Godwin
Oh, we were gonna. We were gonna sing something straight for Valentine's Day, perhaps. We were going over the chord change.
Josh Arnold
But we only remember the first, like four lines, so we're just gonna have to wing the rest.
Chick McGee
That's fine. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
It's a couple that's annoyed with each other at Valentine's Day. Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
Yeah, let's do it. This sounds exciting. Josh, do you know your part?
Josh Arnold
I am pulling it up because I. This is a song I'm. I'm aware of. Not familiar with.
Chick McGee
All right, well, take your time. We'll enjoy Starship. Sorry. No, never mind.
Josh Arnold
Okay. You just let me know when I should come in here.
Pat Godwin
You.
Josh Arnold
You don't bring me flowers. You don't sing me love songs.
Willie Griswold
This is really pretty.
Pat Godwin
You hardly talk to me anymore.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
When you here comes the door the end of the day.
Josh Arnold
You don't kiss my mouth lips.
Pat Godwin
You don't lick my peepee.
Josh Arnold
Well, maybe if you took a razor to that thing I would.
Pat Godwin
And now after loving me late at night well, it's good for you. And you talking and feeling all right.
Chick McGee
All right. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
You don't bring me flowers.
Josh Arnold
You don't wipe so well back there.
Pat Godwin
You wash your panties and leave it hanging in the sink for your father.
Josh Arnold
To buy from my only fans page.
Pat Godwin
I didn't get you nothing.
Josh Arnold
Well, that's what I feel when we make love.
Pat Godwin
Should have got your diamonds. They're harder than me. I'm 73.
Josh Arnold
You know who's bigger than you are?
Pat Godwin
Pretty much everybody.
Josh Arnold
But especially your brother.
Pat Godwin
Yes, my brother is huge.
Josh Arnold
And scene.
Chick McGee
Happy Valentine's Day.
Willie Griswold
You guys said you didn't know what was going on. That was perfect.
Chick McGee
What are you talking.
Pat Godwin
We've been rehearsing that for three months.
Chick McGee
Beautiful.
Josh Arnold
No, no.
Chick McGee
Unbelievable.
Josh Arnold
That would have been jokes.
Chick McGee
Is it new? Is it news time?
Christy Lee
Sure. McDonald's is bringing back it's chicken strips and its popular snack wrap.
Chick McGee
There it is. Chicken strips.
Willie Griswold
Chicken selects. I believe.
Christy Lee
The return of both items. He was Announced by the president of McDonald's during the company's Q4 earnings call.
Chick McGee
Dressed like Ronald McDonald. I hope.
Christy Lee
Mr. Kapchinski did not reveal when either item might return, nor did he elaborate on the new chicken selects.
Chick McGee
I don't know, but that name doesn't sound very Scottish to. To me. Head of the McDonald's.
Christy Lee
Chris Kamchinski.
Chick McGee
Kamchinski.
Josh Arnold
They've made some awful changes.
Christy Lee
Chicken selects were discontinued in 2015, while the snack wrap was taken off menus in 2016. And social media users have been rallying for their return ever since. I was a big fan of the snack wrap, too.
Josh Arnold
They were terrific.
Christy Lee
Perfect.
Chick McGee
The Big Mac. The Big Mac snack wrap was delicious.
Josh Arnold
Absolutely.
Christy Lee
I had the barbecue chicken. One is one. I remember.
Chick McGee
Right.
Christy Lee
Also great grilled. Yeah, man.
Josh Arnold
They were good. I remember a ranch one. Wasn't there a ranch? How about that? Ranch was.
Willie Griswold
And you know what?
Josh Arnold
You could.
Willie Griswold
You don't. Don't let them limit you, Josh. You can get a side of ranch, side of barbecue, side of buffalo. You can have as many sauces in that thing as you want, man. Believe in yourself.
Josh Arnold
That sounds like chaos.
Chick McGee
I'm going to blow Josh's mind.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Chick McGee
There was a big part of my childhood ranch dressing did not exist.
Josh Arnold
I'm aware. Yeah, man.
Chick McGee
How did we get along?
Christy Lee
When did ranch dressing come out?
Chick McGee
I'm going to say 69, 70.
Josh Arnold
Really?
Chick McGee
Maybe. Maybe later.
Willie Griswold
It was in heavy rotation. By 93, I was. When I was around. Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Wow.
Josh Arnold
It changed the landscape.
Christy Lee
It was invented in 1949.
Chick McGee
Well, we didn't have it at our home.
Christy Lee
And it became popular in the 50s after Mr. Steve Henson and his wife opened a steakhouse on their ranch in California. But you're right. Until. Until Hidden Valley, nobody.
Josh Arnold
Right. It probably took a while to make its way east.
Chick McGee
Right?
Christy Lee
Exactly right.
Josh Arnold
Huh.
Chick McGee
It was like Chipotle. It was nowhere then. It was everywhere.
Josh Arnold
And avocados. Remember, California's had avocados for centuries. We didn't get them here in the Midwest until like three years ago.
Christy Lee
That's true. He sold packages of the dressing mix in stores. So remember, that's how you first made it started.
Chick McGee
Get your mayonnaise and dunk. Dump it in there.
Christy Lee
Yep. In 1983. Because he sold the dressing recipe to. I know this sounds weird. Clorox. Clorox introduced the shelf stable. Ready to use bottled version of ranch dressing.
Chick McGee
Huh? With just a hand to please. It's my company, by God.
Christy Lee
According to my. According to my generated AI experience here, ranch dressing, the number one dressing flavor in the United States.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Has been since 1992.
Chick McGee
Number one for you.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Well, I, you know, as my palate has grown a bit, I, I like a balsamic.
Chick McGee
No kidding?
Josh Arnold
Very much so. But I'm gonna say it's, it's 60% ranch, 40% balsamic.
Chick McGee
Wow. I gotta go. Ranch. French, Russian dressing. Thousand islands in there somewhere.
Josh Arnold
French. French was everywhere when I was a kid.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
I didn't care.
Josh Arnold
And now I don't see it much. I don't think.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, French.
Pat Godwin
Good.
Josh Arnold
You like it? Oh, you don't like it?
Pat Godwin
Good riddance, indeed.
Christy Lee
We'll be back with more great news stories, including there's a problem with the rolling igloo cooler. So you tailgaters out there might want to listen up and you don't want to lose a finger. And Gen Z, why can't they sleep in silence? We'll talk about that.
Chick McGee
They are noisy. We'll be back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just got to get a hold of us. Call, fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee's here. Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Willie Griswold joins us today. Hey, man, I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Riley Auto Parts. What's going on over there, Christy?
Christy Lee
Well, if you find sleeping in silence insufferable, you're not alone. How many people here sleep in silence? I do.
Chick McGee
Just having a fan on count. That's not silent.
Christy Lee
That's not silent.
Chick McGee
I like. I like a fan.
Christy Lee
So fan like on the ceiling fan or a fan like a box fan?
Chick McGee
A box fan.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
Yeah. It reminds me of my white trash roots.
Josh Arnold
It is a comforting Sound.
Chick McGee
It is comforting.
Christy Lee
Is it metal?
Chick McGee
No, I. I'm almost certain it's like pseudo metal.
Christy Lee
My sister has to sleep with a F. And when we shared a room, that's where I picked it up and it would rattle.
Chick McGee
That's where I picked it up when I was sleeping with your sister.
Willie Griswold
I shared a room with you, sir. Sam and I shared a room. I was a kid. And he would music the whole night. He would listen to this radio station the whole night long.
Josh Arnold
Whoa.
Willie Griswold
I had to deal with it till I was like. We shared a room till I was like 11, I think. And so now I like, insist nothing on I can TV in the background.
Chick McGee
Bugs me.
Christy Lee
Ate it. Don't want any noise.
Chick McGee
My best. My best friend when I grew up, the guy, the kid who had the big brother with Mr. Softy Ice Cream truck. Yes, Same guy. He had to sleep with the radio on all night when we'd have sleepovers. And it's like, no, I always get up and go home. Wow.
Christy Lee
Pat's got the CPAP machine.
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Christy Lee
That sounds.
Josh Arnold
Is it loud or is it comforting now for you?
Pat Godwin
It is comforting.
Josh Arnold
Oh, cool.
Christy Lee
According to a Talker Research survey of a thousand Americans For Newsweek, nearly 40% of people rely on white noise or other sounds to help them fall asleep.
Josh Arnold
White noise? What, like Seinfeld?
Pat Godwin
Like folk music?
Christy Lee
Like this show. It's very, very funny music.
Chick McGee
Having a good time over there.
Christy Lee
Gen Z had the highest percentage of respondents who lean on white noise while nearly half relying on the sounds to sleep. Millennials. Gen X followed behind Gen Z for white noise usage. And then baby boomers were the least likely to rely on sound aids. They were coming in at about 30%. So. Interesting. I think a lot of people sleep with a TV on too, right?
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Then you get woken up by a commercial in the middle of the night.
Pat Godwin
Your dreams go into this. Whatever's on tv.
Christy Lee
Yeah, no, thanks. So I don't have a TV in my room. Hey. Igloo is recalling over a million coolers due to a handle hazard that has resulted in a handful fingertip amputation injuries.
Josh Arnold
Oh, my.
Chick McGee
Did you think of the same thing? I. I think of that Stephen King. I think it's a short story. The Mangler.
Josh Arnold
Yes. The clothes folding machine.
Chick McGee
Yeah. And it. It's haunted and it wants body parts. That's exactly what I thought of when I heard this story.
Christy Lee
Well, according to a recall notice from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, the now recalled Igloo 90 Quart Flip and toe rolling coolers have a toe handle. That can pinch users fingertips against the product, posing potential amputation and other crushing risks.
Josh Arnold
Yikes.
Christy Lee
Igloo has received 12 injury reports in the United States. Includes fingertip amputation, lacerations, fractures and lacerations.
Josh Arnold
So nobody wants that?
Pat Godwin
Nope.
Christy Lee
No.
Willie Griswold
Is it mainly because a cooler people would be drinking? So maybe they're being a little irresponsible and flipping their finger in there. How is 12? How can that happen to so many people?
Christy Lee
I don't know. Well, apparently there's. Now if you have one of these, get a hold of the igloo people. 90 quart flippanto.
Chick McGee
Okay, but isn't there a factory up in Alaska or something? It's gotta be way out.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I mean, shipping is a bitch, I would think.
Willie Griswold
And Kristi, you can't call them igloo people anymore. It's Inuits.
Christy Lee
Oh, I know. I'm sorry.
Josh Arnold
Please.
Christy Lee
A Singaporean company has launched a new beer that is made with treated wastewater.
Josh Arnold
Lovely.
Christy Lee
According to Euro news, it's craptast. It's called New N E W. New brew from the Brewerski group is made with new water, the name of treated wastewater. Part of a national campaign to conserve every drop in one of the world's most water starved places.
Josh Arnold
It looks like gold schlocker.
Christy Lee
With brown flakes instead of gold.
Willie Griswold
Oh, it's like a kidney stone thing going on there.
Pat Godwin
I love the crap on town.
Chick McGee
We're running out of water. Whatever.
Josh Arnold
You know what they're calling this poo? This poo water? Derriere.
Chick McGee
That would be air though, wouldn't it?
Josh Arnold
Never derrier but light.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Sorry.
Josh Arnold
Darier is. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Okay. Wait a minute. Hey, let's try it again. And go.
Josh Arnold
You know what they're calling.
Christy Lee
What are they calling it?
Josh Arnold
What did I say? Poo water.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Derrier. Oh, isn't that something.
Chick McGee
Now?
Josh Arnold
And Pat. Yeah? What's the brew called?
Pat Godwin
Butt light.
Christy Lee
New brew debuted at the 2024 United Nations Climate Change Conference where attendees have jokingly referred to it as sewage beer. Though the general reaction to the brew has been a positive one. So would you drink sewage beer? Wastewater beer?
Josh Arnold
No, not yet. You know.
Pat Godwin
You know what? I might.
Christy Lee
I guess I shouldn't have asked you. You can't play Sad news. Joanne Fabrics apparently going out of business. Business fabrics. Craft seller Joanne Plants.
Josh Arnold
I thought you said there was sad news.
Pat Godwin
I could have swore you said that.
Christy Lee
There was sad news.
Chick McGee
I saw that too. And I thought I have been enjoying fabrics a lot. Like a startling amount for not ever buying it. I always go with somebody else Kind of place.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
There are a lot of women who are crying to the poor cats they live with about this. They're very Sad.
Christy Lee
Closing nearly 500 of their stores across the U.S. the move comes a month after the Ohio based retailer filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for the second time within a year. Joanne is now looking to sell the business and maintained in a filing that closing underperforming locations is necessary to complete that process. They currently operate about 800 stores across 49 states. Your father's a big Joanne fabrics guy.
Josh Arnold
Why?
Christy Lee
He's got kids and he. Oh, crafts and crafts and.
Josh Arnold
But there's Michaels.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
A far superior store.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Josh Arnold
Well, because it's run by a man.
Chick McGee
It says it right there in the title. Would you trust Joanne? Michael? Michael. Michael can lift heavier things than Joanne.
Ali Breen
I'm sure, Joe.
Willie Griswold
It's. It's all pink fabrics over there. Michael's the flannel. Manly stuff. Denim. A lot of denim over there.
Josh Arnold
Oh, our producer's saying there's somebody at the door. Who is it? A Joanne.
Pat Godwin
I actually turned around.
Christy Lee
I did too. Happy Valentine's Day. It is Valentine's Day, and apparently if you're looking for love, the Facebook Instagram people. The Meta platform is urging you to stay vigilant about romance scams this Valentine's Day, warning of unsolicited messages through its apps and other social media platforms, as well as general text messages. Scammers tend to pose as attractive, single, successful individual individuals, building your trust over a period of time. And then they ask you for money.
Josh Arnold
Oh, geez.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Who's this Joanne again? I lost track.
Josh Arnold
She's behind it. I'm sure.
Christy Lee
This is not Joanne's problem. Could be Patty's problem. We don't know. No, this is kind of a serious story. I know, but it is Valentine's Day and there are some lonely folks out there that fall for this. And it's very, very sad story situation. Also, apparently in Kenya, the flower industry being ravaged by pests leading some floral. Floral farmers to rely on floral farmers. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
It's really hurt their ex. They export a lot of flowers for Valentine's Day.
Josh Arnold
Floral farmers.
Willie Griswold
Josh, you nailed it. You made them look like idiots.
Christy Lee
I did not realize that flowers come from Kenya. Did you know that?
Pat Godwin
I didn't know that.
Christy Lee
I didn't know there were big floral farmers.
Josh Arnold
You said the flower industry in Kenya is being ravaged by pests. I feel like you could say the fill in the blank industry in Kenya is being ravaged by pests.
Christy Lee
Yeah, that's true, you know, and pests.
Josh Arnold
Is a pretty gentle word for lions, I think.
Christy Lee
I read 940 million flowers were imported for Valentine's Day this year.
Chick McGee
What were you reading that you came across that.
Josh Arnold
What the hell's wrong with good old fashioned American flowers?
Christy Lee
A news service called the Associated Press.
Josh Arnold
Why don't we have more flowers here in America?
Christy Lee
We don't have that kind of space. They the hell we don't grow flowers.
Chick McGee
Wide open space.
Christy Lee
Yeah, but the weather. It's a weather issue, guys.
Josh Arnold
We have four seasons here.
Pat Godwin
But Florida's hot. You.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah. Hey, these only growing cold. Well, Minnesota.
Christy Lee
Well, he's growing hot with the defense.
Chick McGee
Which places switch places with. We'll be back with more of this think tank when the show continues. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 or@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show.
Pat Godwin
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Chick McGee
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Christy Lee
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chick McGee
Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
You and Josh Arnold are becoming quite the duo.
Christy Lee
You guys should put out an album.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I'm thinking, like, seals and crops.
Pat Godwin
I'm thinking arts and crafts, maybe.
Chick McGee
I can't think of any other hall and oats. You guys, come on.
Josh Arnold
Oh, man. Oh, man.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, we love music. We both came from music. Background sounds, you know. You were a show show choir guy. I was in the Choristers.
Josh Arnold
We were called the Choristers.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
What?
Christy Lee
Choristers.
Chick McGee
I've never heard this story.
Pat Godwin
Of course. It's called the course.
Christy Lee
What did you wear? Did you wear sequined vests?
Pat Godwin
No, I wasn't involved at all. I was a football player, so I played piano privately downstairs. But she caught me singing one day. She goes, you need to be in choristers.
Josh Arnold
Ah, I. I did.
Pat Godwin
My senior year. I was in Choristers.
Josh Arnold
Great.
Chick McGee
And played football.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Huh.
Christy Lee
Did you get made fun of, like on Glee?
Willie Griswold
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
Did not go over well with the fellas.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, it's. I played football and was in Show Choir. It's bad. Taking off light makeup before practice.
Chick McGee
I remember how all of us on the football team, we were very. It was junior year. I think we were all found out that all the sex was happening on the band bus. Man, oh, man. And none of it was happening on the football, but. Well, of course we didn't. Unless we traveled with the cheerleaders. Unless, you know, whatever happen, happen.
Christy Lee
You know.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
I show them what's what. There's Ace Cosby.
Pat Godwin
My pants up.
Chick McGee
I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Willie Griswold. He's here. Hey, buddy. That's right, Christy. What's going on over there?
Christy Lee
I'm fascinated by.
Chick McGee
How are we spelling chorister?
Pat Godwin
Like choir Esters. Choirsters. Choirs.
Josh Arnold
I mean, was it chorus, then T. Yeah. Okay.
Chick McGee
Did someone raise their hand and say, this is a learning institution and that's not a word. No one said anything.
Pat Godwin
We were the choristers.
Chick McGee
The elite.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. What was the name of your show choir, Willie?
Willie Griswold
We were. It's not technically a show choir, but we were called the Madrigals.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Willie Griswold
Our main thing was going around in Christmas. You'd wear a tuxedo and you go like an old folks home.
Chick McGee
Sure.
Christy Lee
We had madrigals, too.
Willie Griswold
Here we come. Whistling among the leaves.
Christy Lee
So great, man.
Willie Griswold
It was a.
Pat Godwin
See, we had a rock edge. We had pop edge to us.
Christy Lee
You did?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, we did. What's the Three Dog Night? Jambala. It was.
Willie Griswold
Rock and roll. We had a four part harmony. Somebody loved by Queen. Are you kidding me?
Chick McGee
I think we need a little Shambala.
Christy Lee
Did you dance, too?
Pat Godwin
Well, I danced this best.
Chick McGee
Did you do the. You did the hand thing?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, there was.
Pat Godwin
Because I was a football player, though, I played low key. I just did a little bit of this and I would go. I wouldn't give it my all.
Chick McGee
This is one of my better impressions. Okay. Ready?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, please. Got a million good ones over there, Chick.
Chick McGee
Wash away my troubles Wash away my pain in the rain Shine by life.
Josh Arnold
That's good. All I hear is the actual song. When are you gonna do an impression?
Pat Godwin
What are you gonna say?
Josh Arnold
Who doesn't like this?
Pat Godwin
Yeah. This is what we did.
Josh Arnold
It's a great song.
Chick McGee
Whatever happened to Three Dog Night? I mean, other than the deaths. Whatever happened?
Josh Arnold
I'll turn it off so we can go back on YouTube.
Chick McGee
Everyone's so kind. Okay.
Christy Lee
One guy was touring last summer.
Chick McGee
There's a way to get around the YouTube thing. Shut up. Okay. What?
Josh Arnold
No, I Don't. I'm aware.
Chick McGee
Okay. Okay.
Pat Godwin
Is it too dog night now?
Christy Lee
I think it's one dog night.
Pat Godwin
Oh, it's one dog.
Chick McGee
Chuck. Chuck Negron. Corey Wells. Danny Hutton. I pulled Danny Hutton. All right.
Christy Lee
Wasn't Chuck the one that was out last summer with the tour?
Chick McGee
Oh, with Ringo.
Christy Lee
No, he did that tour that all.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah, the Happy Together.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Thank you. The Turtles and all those guys did.
Chick McGee
No, the Turtles with a T, right?
Christy Lee
Yes. Not turtles.
Chick McGee
Thank you.
Christy Lee
Turtles. Animals.
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Christy Lee
This is not an happy song. Oh, I love Happy Together. That was one of my favorite songs.
Chick McGee
I can't see me loving nobody but you Unless somebody shows up in all my life.
Josh Arnold
Later. A cup.
Chick McGee
Come here, heavy.
Willie Griswold
There should be that love song. The love song. Hey, it's good for right now, but if I lose weight and my career gets better, you're out of here.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I start making real money. Good luck.
Christy Lee
Well, you mean truth. A kayaker captured the terrifying moment his son was briefly gobbled up by a humpback whale off Chilean Patagonia.
Chick McGee
Oh, my gosh.
Willie Griswold
Is Jonah okay?
Chick McGee
What year is it? This is a Bible story. What the hell's going on?
Christy Lee
Adrian Simonakis was kayaking with his father, Dell, when a humpback whale surfaced and engulfed Adrian in his kayak. He was released second later. Dell, who was just a few yards away, captured the moment on video. And despite the scare, neither was injured and they returned to shore safely. Yeah, that kid's got a story for the rest of his life.
Pat Godwin
I saw the video. It's terrifying.
Christy Lee
Did you really?
Josh Arnold
Is the kayak engulfed, too?
Pat Godwin
The whole thing's engulfed.
Josh Arnold
Holy man. I guess.
Chick McGee
Of course.
Josh Arnold
Their mouths are that big.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Can you imagine? He's. What the hell's that? I have to spit it.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, like a weird part of chicken.
Chick McGee
Instead of hairs in their mouth, they get people in their mouth.
Christy Lee
Hell is that, man, I'm gonna have to look for that.
Chick McGee
See, they're. They're big. They're big whales. Giant. Giant sea creatures.
Christy Lee
A sheriff's deputy armed with a shovel helped remove a large crocodile from a backyard pool. The Monroe County Sheriff's office said Sgt. James Hager responded to the residence in Key Largo to get rid of the unwelcomed guest. Video shows Sgt. Hager using a shovel to try to scare the reptile off before a man with a pool cleaning hole manages to nudge the croc out of the pool area and towards a canal.
Chick McGee
You wouldn't think they do that well with chlorine. Or maybe it was a saltwater pool might have been.
Christy Lee
No injuries or major property damage reported. Well, that'd ruin your day, wouldn't it?
Chick McGee
Have you seen the guy? Have you seen the catch? The cobra? I don't know. I don't know where it was. And I didn't hear that. I didn't have the sound turned up. But this guy has a. You've seen them like we have in the break room. Water bottles. You put them in machine, you get water. He had one of those who took the cap off and there's a cobra.
Josh Arnold
Oh.
Chick McGee
And somehow he was like, poking at it. And the cobra's getting mad, but he doesn't get bit. And the cobra goes into the water bottle through that little hole.
Josh Arnold
The big jug.
Chick McGee
The big jug. And he screwed. Puts a cap on and. Holy cow, cobra's in there.
Josh Arnold
That's brilliant.
Chick McGee
That's a job that I would never do. No, Never.
Willie Griswold
That person. We're not even the same species.
Chick McGee
No.
Willie Griswold
He has a different chemical buildup, a neurological thing going on that I.
Chick McGee
They're muscle. Must be some sort of. Some sort of scent you give off. Please bite me, Mr. Snake. That I have in abundance. And this guy doesn't have it. He just. Yeah, it was amazing to watch.
Willie Griswold
Just to me, there's like all these videos. Like, an old man, alligator comes up to me. He just hits it with. In the head with a frying pan. I don't have guts like that. I'll just. I'll die.
Chick McGee
I'll.
Willie Griswold
I'll let him take me.
Josh Arnold
Really? You would give up?
Willie Griswold
I don't know. I. I think I would get so scared. I would Jimmy Butler my pants out there.
Chick McGee
Yeah, you would. What if you were a small. Swallowed by a whale.
Willie Griswold
Swallowed by a whale.
Christy Lee
I don't think there's much you could do then.
Willie Griswold
I think, yeah, you just accept it. You accept it and then you're. You're one.
Chick McGee
Don't you have the feeling, though, if you had, like, a lantern with you, you could walk around inside the wheel with the ladder.
Pat Godwin
You know Billy Joel got swallowed by a whale?
Josh Arnold
He did.
Pat Godwin
He was in a kayak.
Chick McGee
Speaking of that, I think we have a picture. There's the guy in the kayak. Yeah, there's the guy.
Josh Arnold
This is. Yeah, it takes him under.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Immediately let go of him. Yeah, yeah. But he was in there. Did you see that?
Pat Godwin
If the whale scared, would you be.
Chick McGee
If I might speak on behalf of the whale?
Josh Arnold
Well, that's ridiculous.
Chick McGee
They're in his yard.
Christy Lee
They are in his yard.
Chick McGee
He's probably down there napping. Trying to have a nice time and here they come in their stupid kayak.
Josh Arnold
Well, there could have been a ton of krill or whatever the hell underneath. Kayak.
Christy Lee
That is something. See in my head though, I had him shooting way up into the air and you know what I mean like, but he doesn't do that.
Willie Griswold
Would it be possible for a whale to swallow a person and then the person to fly out of the blowhole is that.
Josh Arnold
It's not, sadly yes. And I don't like to give you that news.
Chick McGee
I don't think the blowhole is that big.
Josh Arnold
And in fact whales, boy, the throats apparently are so small compared to the size of the mouth that you can't. While a human can be swallowed. Swallowed? It's unlikely.
Chick McGee
And what really is that? Urine.
Josh Arnold
I actually read a book about it.
Chick McGee
Is it whale urine coming out of the blowhole or what are they doing there?
Josh Arnold
Air. They breathe through it. They're mammals.
Chick McGee
Why is there all that water?
Josh Arnold
Well, it comes in their mouth and then they expel it through and it.
Chick McGee
Seems like they drown.
Pat Godwin
I don't know how they don't drown again.
Chick McGee
You know what though? You hear, you hear about whales beaching themselves. They probably drown.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, you do hear that.
Chick McGee
You hear it?
Christy Lee
I like the father did say if this had been a killer whale, we might be talking about a different subject here.
Josh Arnold
Well, yes, but killer whales don't kill.
Christy Lee
But would killer whale eat. Would they eat a human?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, they would tear it up.
Chick McGee
Oh sure.
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah, they get it as a seal.
Josh Arnold
They drown them. They drown people.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Oh yeah, it's really awful.
Josh Arnold
Happened in front of a crowd of many in SeaWorld.
Christy Lee
Yeah, I remember that now. Sorry.
Chick McGee
Went crazy.
Josh Arnold
And your family, Tilly, what was it? Till a. Kill him or whatever.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
I'm sorry about this.
Chick McGee
When I was a kid there used to be a SeaWorld in Aurora, Ohio on Geoga Lake up near Cleveland. And obviously it was only open, you know, summer, spring, summer months. Yeah, but they had all the, all the cool stuff up there.
Christy Lee
Really?
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
It used to be one of my favorite places to go and they had.
Chick McGee
A shamu and I don't know if it was the shamu but dressed up like shame.
Christy Lee
We have more great news stories coming up including a possible awesome in the news. We have over 150 poop eating species.
Pat Godwin
We don't.
Chick McGee
My, my Australian Shepherd's one of them, I tell you that. Get that turd out of your mouth.
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
Maybe Pat Godwin will do a song. Maybe I'll sing like Three Dog night again. Who knows? It's all. It's all very exciting. And coming up, this is Bob and Tom.
Willie Griswold
I think I just won my taxes.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I just switched to H and.
Willie Griswold
R block in about one minute.
Chick McGee
All I had to do was drag.
Willie Griswold
And drop last year's return into H and R Block and bam. My information is automatically there so I.
Josh Arnold
Don'T have to go digging around for all my old papers to switch.
Jeff Osk
Nope.
Chick McGee
Sounds like we just leveled up our tax game. Switching to H and R block is easy. Just drag and drop your last return. It's better with block. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.
Josh Arnold
Hello.
Chick McGee
There's Christy Lee.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Chick McGee
Pat Godwin has taken a squirt. I guess there's Willie Griswold. Hey, man, there's Ace Cosby. Oh, do I have the Ace Cosby? Joke of the day. Music. Do I have anything?
Josh Arnold
Ace may have it himself.
Willie Griswold
Well, I can push around over here, see if I make anything.
Chick McGee
That's Willie Griswold over there. Happy Valentine's Day.
Christy Lee
Thank you.
Josh Arnold
Do you Know what flowers get the.
Chick McGee
Most kisses on Valentine's Day? What flowers get the most kisses on Valentine? I don't know.
Josh Arnold
Yes, Tulips. I cloud hoppered all over that. I'm sorry.
Willie Griswold
The setup is funny because are they kissing the actual flowers or do you give flowers and you receive a kiss?
Josh Arnold
I like the idea of kissing the tulips.
Christy Lee
I do. Do you? Well, which tulips?
Josh Arnold
Oh, well, no, it's always perversion with her, that is. We try to have a classy show.
Chick McGee
Filthy. Will you do the thing?
Christy Lee
This Valentine's Day joke of the day brought to you by Sleep number Sleep better together. Save 50% on the new Sleep number limited edition smart bed for a limited time and exclusively at a Sleep Number store. That'd be a nice Valentine's gift.
Chick McGee
Oh, brand new bed.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Break it in.
Chick McGee
Did you get. You got a new. Did you get a new. You got a new Sleep Number bed, didn't you, for the new house?
Christy Lee
Well, when I got married, I had to get a bigger bed.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Christy Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
I did a lot of moving around.
Christy Lee
King size bed. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Had to bolt it to the floor.
Christy Lee
Andy is laughing in the car, by the way. He knows you're gonna throw those two 50 pound dogs in there. Yeah, that's the reason I read this.
Chick McGee
And I think it was a couple of dogs got online and were actually sending posting on Instagram. Okay. 60% of dog. No. Dogs live like 70% longer if they sleep with their owners.
Christy Lee
Really?
Josh Arnold
That's what I saw one, and it was a joke. It was. Cats live like 70% longer if they sleep in bed with their owners, says a scientist. And then you click or you swipe to the next picture and it says the scientist. And it was a cat wearing glasses.
Chick McGee
That must have been the same thing.
Christy Lee
Does gravy sleep with you?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, she does sleep on the bed. Now, not every night, but most nights.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Our dogs sleep on the bed most nights.
Josh Arnold
What she likes to do is sleep between my feet. And if I adjust even the slightest at night, he meows at me. My bad.
Chick McGee
Does she ever make bread thing? You know what to make bread. She does that a lot. Does it do it on your crotch and it feels real good?
Josh Arnold
It does not necessarily feel good, depending on when the last time her claws were trimmed.
Pat Godwin
But you're a naked sleeper, right?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pat Godwin
I remember that time we went camping.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christy Lee
Well, I have one dog who wants to sleep between us because she's very jealous of Andy. She's not a fan. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
It's lesbo.
Christy Lee
And he tries to get in the bed and she, like, runs around the bed so she can't get. He plays defense, shows he can't get in. It's pretty funny to watch.
Chick McGee
Holy hell, that dog.
Josh Arnold
Infuriating.
Chick McGee
I don't. I. I may be in the minority, but that dog needs to be put down. Get rid of that thing.
Pat Godwin
Andy says, what's it gonna be? Conquer Spaniel. Yeah, he does.
Willie Griswold
That was fun, man.
Chick McGee
You know, that reminds me. You open your mouth. Don't you have a song here, Pat?
Pat Godwin
I got tag.
Chick McGee
You're it, buddy.
Christy Lee
I think you need to play your White Castle Valentine's Day song, you know?
Pat Godwin
Okay, I'll do that. Because actually, Tom yesterday said you should play that.
Chick McGee
Valentine's Day during these times when Tom takes a couple of vacation, Pat sends me the little messages that. So they're supposed to talk about off the air in their meetings. I don't know if they do, but. Did you ever do the song about Peter Torque's birthday?
Ali Breen
No.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
It was just the one joke. It was just. Mickey Dolan's on tour, he's all by.
Josh Arnold
Himself.
Chick McGee
Because it's his birthday today. But Peter, you don't have birthdays after you die. But Mickey's the only one left. A lot.
Pat Godwin
Here I Here I come.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Pat Godwin
Walking down the street I get the funniest looks from everyone I meet hey, hey, I'm a monkey People say I.
Josh Arnold
Monkey around I.
Pat Godwin
Okay, this is the one Tom wants.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Pat Godwin
Valentine's Day at White Castle. This is Back again. Onion breath kisses. That's the wrong chord.
Chick McGee
All right, try it again.
Pat Godwin
Son of a.
Josh Arnold
Boy, this is embarrassing. I. Folks, please bear with us.
Pat Godwin
Dean. Valentine's Day at White Castle. Back again. Breath kisses from your cheapskate boyfriend. I'm in. Now I'm locked in romance and sliders. Get that whistle ready.
Chick McGee
I'm ready.
Pat Godwin
Bright lights and your man. I'll treasure those memories. Valentine's on the can. And I love you. I love you, little chick Magina for you.
Christy Lee
I think you're trying.
Chick McGee
I can't. Oh, lovely, that. Actually the end sounded like a Moody blue song. Breathe deep the gathering gloom the gathering onion smell.
Josh Arnold
25 cent refills.
Chick McGee
You know, my mother worked right White Castle for 25 years.
Christy Lee
I know. Did they give her a Golden White Castle for 25 years?
Chick McGee
A. She had a pin.
Christy Lee
Did she?
Chick McGee
I pawned it. I think she had a pen.
Josh Arnold
Would she bring you home a burger.
Chick McGee
Every now and again? No, this was after I was out of the house.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
I was a grown ass man, but.
Josh Arnold
Gotcha.
Pat Godwin
Would you go ahead and get free.
Chick McGee
Burgers if I stopped around? Yeah.
Christy Lee
Did her house smell like White Castle? Because her clothes did.
Chick McGee
Yep.
Christy Lee
Yep.
Josh Arnold
I had a guy dated a girl who worked at White Castle, and she always. When I would pick her up from work, she would smell. Absolutely.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You call your little liquor from head to toe? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hey, baby.
Willie Griswold
I got the crave.
Chick McGee
I got the Crave case.
Pat Godwin
You smell like cheese and onions. I didn't work today.
Willie Griswold
I made the mistake. We did a. Like a cross country road trip. I was going to college, me and my buddy Mark, and we got a crave case, thinking to be fun, we each eat 15 burgers. And you start slowing down around six.
Chick McGee
Really?
Willie Griswold
And then you take a break and then it's an hour later and you're eating a slider. Cheese is hard. And then my car. My car smelled like White Castle for a month.
Josh Arnold
Must have.
Willie Griswold
First month of college. I'm trying to hang out with girls. Hey, I got a car on campus. Come hang out, baby. Open the door. Smells just like a White Castle.
Christy Lee
And they don't know what they are in Colorado probably right?
Willie Griswold
Everyone thought I was weird.
Josh Arnold
Stinky, stinky weirdo.
Willie Griswold
That's that kid that smells weird.
Pat Godwin
There's always one.
Josh Arnold
Hey, Willie, did you see one of our. We often talk about the movie School of Rock. We both love it.
Willie Griswold
Love School of Rock.
Josh Arnold
I think a lot of other people in the room love it too.
Chick McGee
Oh, it seemed to be very cool.
Josh Arnold
Did you see two of them got married?
Willie Griswold
I did see that.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Like the little.
Willie Griswold
The little kind of greaser kid and then one of the background singers.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Josh Arnold
Like they met on that movie when they were little and then they stayed in touch and. Yeah. They ended up getting married.
Chick McGee
Huh.
Josh Arnold
And some of the other cast members were there. Very sweet.
Christy Lee
There is sweet.
Willie Griswold
I loved that movie. When I moved to Chicago, the girl who plays bass in that band, she was at a bar that I was at. And I remember, I go, hey, that. That looks like the girl from School of Rock. He goes, oh, it is. She was in it. Do you want me to go talk to her? And I was like, no, don't go.
Chick McGee
Talk to her for me.
Willie Griswold
I can never talk to her.
Josh Arnold
You couldn't talk to her.
Willie Griswold
I would have. I would have been more starstruck than meeting like a president. I. It would. It was insane to me. I had such a huge crush on her when I was 12.
Josh Arnold
Sure.
Willie Griswold
Jack Black walks Over. Oh, you play the cello. Turn it to its side. Cello. You got a bass? I was locked in.
Pat Godwin
Jack Black is just so good in that movie.
Josh Arnold
He's fantastic. You're absolutely right.
Willie Griswold
Lovely film.
Josh Arnold
Didn't they make some lame Broadway musical on it? That can't be good.
Christy Lee
He did, yeah. Oh, I don't know.
Chick McGee
I bet it is good.
Christy Lee
A lot of singing.
Chick McGee
Well, it's no. It's no Hamilton, I'll tell you that.
Josh Arnold
I think it's no good.
Pat Godwin
Fellows, the musical, you know.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that was pretty good. Yeah.
Chick McGee
How did that go?
Josh Arnold
You think I'm funny.
Willie Griswold
You think I'm funny?
Chick McGee
Like a clown.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
The school of rock. It must be. Rock and roll is my destiny.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. Like the songs in the movie are. You can't top them.
Willie Griswold
Yeah. Well, whenever they make a musical out of an existing or. Sorry, a movie. No, a musical out of an existing movie. I was saying the right thing. Whenever they do that, they just add weird songs that never needed to be in there. It's no fun.
Christy Lee
Well, they have to.
Pat Godwin
Except for the producers. That kind of worked great.
Josh Arnold
You're absolutely right. Yeah.
Christy Lee
I never saw the producer. Real funny.
Willie Griswold
So funny.
Christy Lee
A possum is recovering after eating nearly an entire Costco chocolate cake in there.
Willie Griswold
Buddy, you'll be okay.
Chick McGee
How many have eaten an entire Costco chocolate cake?
Josh Arnold
I've never gotten a Costco chocolate cake. Are they sheet cakes?
Christy Lee
No, they're deep.
Chick McGee
Like, they're like a round, like.
Christy Lee
Nebraska Wildlife Rehab said the possum was admitted after eating a cake in a family's yard in Gretna. Kim Doggett told Forbes she had left the cake on a table because she ran out of room in her fridge.
Josh Arnold
They call her Gone Gone Doggett, but.
Christy Lee
Later found the possum.
Pat Godwin
Let's soak in that for a while.
Christy Lee
She later found the possum curled up on an outdoor sofa that was covered in chocolate paw prints. The marsupial currently undergoing a diet reset. Once stabilized, he will be returning to the wild. The possum is expected to recover from the sweet treat. But the checkup revealed lead toxicity which will take several weeks of treatment.
Josh Arnold
The toxicity of our city. Of our city. Some of the down for that ass.
Pat Godwin
Normally possums don't eat for like 18 hours.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Pat Godwin
Yeah, cuz they fast.
Josh Arnold
Oh, a callback to a. An obscure.
Chick McGee
You know, you gotta get up. You gotta get a piece of paper and a pencil out.
Pat Godwin
I don't think I can use the guns on that one. I gotta put them back.
Josh Arnold
Holster them, pal.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
No one else worried that there's lead in the Costco chocolate cake but me.
Willie Griswold
No, he got it somewhere else. He got that from eating remote controls in the woods.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Which by the way, if you're an opossum. If you're a possum eating remote controls in the woods, that's like your. Your best day. That's a real fun day for it.
Christy Lee
This brings up kind of a serious topic.
Pat Godwin
Great.
Christy Lee
I don't know if you've heard, Josh, but I'm moving soon. I have a whole tote full of old iPhones and iPads and what do I do with them?
Willie Griswold
Use them as skipping stones.
Josh Arnold
This is far too serious a topic.
Christy Lee
No, I mean, you can't just throw them in the trash.
Willie Griswold
I think there's like a recycling place.
Chick McGee
Do what everybody else does. Put them in your junk drawer and forget about them.
Christy Lee
But I have a junk drawer I'm trying to clean out.
Chick McGee
Ah, well, that's your dead end right there. It's just going to build up again.
Christy Lee
I can't leave it.
Willie Griswold
I'm sure there's a place you can donate them so they can be recycled.
Christy Lee
Or please email me if you know where I can put those. There's got to be a. Yeah.
Chick McGee
Well, thank God we got that solved. Mom and dad, this is the first.
Pat Godwin
Time hearing about you. Get in the house though.
Christy Lee
Shut up. You know, it's a long show. You. You fill the next hour and a half.
Josh Arnold
That's not that long as you.
Chick McGee
Nothing's. Everything seems too short when three Dog nights playing there's not enough time in the world.
Christy Lee
This is a great song.
Chick McGee
Do you like three dog night with me?
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I like three dog night.
Josh Arnold
Do you wish they were actual dogs?
Chick McGee
I do.
Josh Arnold
Wash away my troubles playing instruments Wash away my.
Willie Griswold
So much better.
Josh Arnold
What is a three dog night?
Chick McGee
It's a cold night Night. You live with your dog. You sleep with one dog. It's cold. Two dog. It's really cold. Three dogs.
Christy Lee
That's a cold dog night.
Josh Arnold
That's cool.
Chick McGee
That's what you tell your wife anyway.
Josh Arnold
Oh, gotcha. I had no idea.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah. That's a.
Josh Arnold
Thank you for teaching me.
Chick McGee
And somehow I remember. Remember Floyd Sneed played drums for three dog Titan. I don't know why I remember that. Floyd Sneed.
Josh Arnold
Yep.
Christy Lee
Hey, if you ever wondered why your dog eats its own poop.
Josh Arnold
Oh, geez.
Christy Lee
Scientists say it's not alone in the animal animal kingdom.
Chick McGee
Oh, the science is going to blow the whistle on everybody that eats their own poo.
Christy Lee
There are over 150 poop eating species. Chick. Ranging from black bears to baby koalas according to their study.
Chick McGee
Don't. It's not. Maybe it's not koalas. Maybe it's wombats.
Josh Arnold
Yep.
Chick McGee
They defecate cubes.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. They look like dice.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
What?
Josh Arnold
How.
Chick McGee
Wait a minute. How cool would that be?
Willie Griswold
Huh?
Josh Arnold
I think it's is the wombat. Yeah.
Christy Lee
You'd have little squares.
Josh Arnold
Little squares. Yes.
Chick McGee
I think it's because they all live on hills.
Josh Arnold
Exactly.
Chick McGee
To keep them from rolling down where predators can find them.
Christy Lee
Boy. That's a great story.
Josh Arnold
Though.
Christy Lee
If that's not.
Josh Arnold
It's no tub full of remote control.
Chick McGee
It's not a marsupial. Fast.
Christy Lee
But feces can sometimes be a useful source of nutrients for certain animals. Research leader.
Chick McGee
Eating poop is beneficial.
Christy Lee
Elaine Power. I used to work for them. Told Science News explorers that many baby animals eat their mom's poop to get microbes to help populate the gut. I see some species even depend on it.
Willie Griswold
Why? This is very crap. I'm saying this out loud. Eating poop. Of course.
Chick McGee
Gross.
Willie Griswold
But it's for some reason it's grosser if it's your mom's. Does that make sense to anyone?
Chick McGee
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The whole thing.
Willie Griswold
Gross.
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Josh Arnold
It is gross. But hey. We drink our mother's boob juice. There's something to be gross. You know that's kind of gross.
Chick McGee
What you're saying is we just need a name for mother's poo.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like milk sounds you call it shekel or something. That's right. How about another plate of mom Shekel? Yeah.
Willie Griswold
It's just a marketing issue.
Josh Arnold
Is your brand that you got to veal it up.
Christy Lee
Rats suffer vitamin B12 deficiencies if you stop them from eating their own poop.
Chick McGee
Ew.
Christy Lee
And I don't know what this is. A P I K S Pikas. Pika P S P I K S Pikas rely on yak poop to survive harsh winters.
Josh Arnold
How'd you like to have to rely on yak poop?
Chick McGee
What are you doing? Huh? Just wait for this.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I'm starving.
Chick McGee
How long you been here? About six hours. I don't know what's happening, but it's.
Pat Godwin
Got to be any constipated.
Chick McGee
Got to be. Anytime. What the hell? A hold up. Man. Oh man.
Christy Lee
Milk juice.
Chick McGee
Boob juice.
Christy Lee
I'm sorry.
Chick McGee
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Josh Arnold
Well, how about that?
Chick McGee
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Josh Arnold
That is a joke because Tom always says what do they call those over the ear? Headphones?
Chick McGee
Oh, the bone.
Josh Arnold
And we keep trying to tell him no headphones is fine. You don't have to say over the ear.
Chick McGee
Over the ear.
Willie Griswold
He's, he's a maniac.
Chick McGee
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Christy Lee
Day and news we failed to mention coming up.
Pat Godwin
Oh, good.
Chick McGee
There you go. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. No one knows music like Rolling Stone.
Josh Arnold
Senior writer Brian Hyatt talks the biggest music news from the biggest stars.
Willie Griswold
Almost everyone is teaming up on Drake. It's like Drake versus the world.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You first met Prince, you were driving for him before you were drumming for him. That's correct.
Pat Godwin
Steven Wonder.
Christy Lee
You kind of have to understand how.
Chick McGee
Stevie began white radio. That's where the money was.
Christy Lee
That's where it still is. You know what I'm saying?
Josh Arnold
Rolling Stone music. Now follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Chick McGee
Yes. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee at the news desk.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
He's over there at the ih. Steven Zigger, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cut. Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Willie Griswold.
Willie Griswold
Hey, Chick. Good to see you, man.
Chick McGee
Willie Griswold. And you know that brings us to a very special presentation here on the Bob and Tom Show. Here's Jeff Osk with failed to mention news. I love it.
Josh Arnold
Yay. Hi, everybody. How's it going?
Chick McGee
He's here in the studio with us and he is wearing the tie.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Eddie. Eddie's home sick today. Get well soon, Eddie. And so I gotta do it from the studio today. I tried something new. This is probably going to bomb. I wrote my normal joke, but then I threw my setup into Chat GPT to see if they could write a better joke.
Willie Griswold
Oh, cool.
Chick McGee
All right.
Josh Arnold
Do you guys want to try to guess the joke which one wrote or.
Chick McGee
Just that sounds something we hear.
Josh Arnold
How about we just tell you which one we preferred and you tell and then you can tell us which one who it was. Okay, cool. We learned men can now get injections that add girth to their male members after the procedure. The man cannot have any sexual growth gratification for a minimum of 10 days while the procedure takes effect. Well, you failed to mention they better send me home handcuffed with my hands behind my back. Yes, all right, all right. Or listen, if I had that kind of self control to go 10 days without using it, I probably wouldn't have needed the procedure in the first place. I like the delivery. I love the delivery. Is steering the witness. Right.
Willie Griswold
AI versus Jeff is what we're doing.
Christy Lee
I like it.
Josh Arnold
The first one was Jo. Yeah. The first one was me. The second one was Chat G. Oh, sorry.
Christy Lee
Now I feel bad.
Josh Arnold
It's all fun. A woman was arrested after beating a man with a dildo. What? You failed to mention it was the first time he'd ever been hit with something and still had to explain why it was his fault it was a woman.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
This lady gets me a bad vibe. So I think we prefer the second one.
Christy Lee
I think the first was Jeff.
Josh Arnold
The second one's me, baby. All right, so it's one to one. Yes.
Willie Griswold
Give me a bad vibe part of the joke.
Josh Arnold
Way too late.
Chick McGee
I don't know what it is, but it's a bad vibe.
Josh Arnold
A factory owner is trying to find the person responsible for repeatedly smearing feces on the basket bathroom wall.
Chick McGee
What?
Josh Arnold
You failed to mention they're trying to catch the guy brown handed. Okay. Or the guy already signed his work with Brad was here.
Pat Godwin
I don't know which.
Willie Griswold
I think two is you. That sounds like you.
Josh Arnold
Well, which One do you prefer? What do we prefer here? I like the first one.
Chick McGee
I like brown handed.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that was me, unfortunately. I like the Chat GPT. Signing it. Brad was here.
Chick McGee
Brad was here.
Josh Arnold
A Colombian juggler set a world record for juggling seven balls while doing a headstand. When you failed to mention it should go without saying seven balls. Dude, you're Colombian. You got to juggle eight balls.
Chick McGee
That's.
Josh Arnold
That's very good. Or. Don't worry. His father's still disappointed in him.
Chick McGee
Okay, you're the.
Josh Arnold
I like the first.
Christy Lee
First one.
Chick McGee
That was me. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Thank you, guys.
Chick McGee
But Chat GPT is on top of it. His father's still disappointed.
Josh Arnold
Actually, that was the second joke I wrote for it, so they were kind of dead on.
Chick McGee
Oh. All right. Wow.
Josh Arnold
You can now get married at a Taco Bell in Vegas. What? You failed to mention. If you think the wedding's fast, just wait till the honeymoon hits your digestive system. Okay, I know that's chatgpt because now you read it. Probably the most delicious rice ever tossed at a wedding.
Christy Lee
Yeah, this was mine.
Josh Arnold
Okay, well, that's good, too. We like the ChatGPT better. I think, so I'm giving it to the chat. We learned that men who are stronger in the upper body get more women.
Chick McGee
What?
Josh Arnold
You failed to mention that's why dudes are always skipping leg day at the gym.
Chick McGee
Yes.
Josh Arnold
Or it's mostly because they can actually open the pickle jar. That's you. Well, I don't. I like the second one. The second one. Chat gp.
Chick McGee
It's okay.
Josh Arnold
Do you guys want to know where you stand? So far you're tied. You each have three. Sweet. I'll take that.
Willie Griswold
Jeff, sometimes when you read the ChatGPT joke, you're reading it like you're allergic to the words you're reading.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay. I'll try not to give it away this time. Rat numbers are up across the nation, especially in nyc. What? You failed to mention. Time for Florida to start exporting pythons. Just tell your governor they're here illegally and he'll put them on a bus up there. Getting all political.
Chick McGee
We're in our last days.
Josh Arnold
Experts are still trying to determine if they mean the rodents or the politicians. They're both getting political.
Willie Griswold
ChatGPT has been watching a lot of Trevor Noah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Chat GPT was the second one.
Chick McGee
Really?
Josh Arnold
Which one did you guys prefer?
Chick McGee
I like the rodents and the rats. Yeah, you like the first one.
Josh Arnold
I like the first one, too, because this is the tiebreaker here.
Chick McGee
What I meant was, I Meant I like the first one.
Josh Arnold
Jeff. You beat the computer.
Christy Lee
There you go.
Chick McGee
There you go.
Josh Arnold
Thanks everybody. And that hit my outro music.
Chick McGee
Okay, that's Jeff. Sorry, that's all I have today. All right.
Josh Arnold
Very nice.
Christy Lee
That was great. All right.
Chick McGee
All right. Indeed.
Christy Lee
Shall we go back to the news desk?
Willie Griswold
Please.
Christy Lee
New research indicates that early Europeans may have eaten their enemies brains.
Josh Arnold
And that's so badass.
Willie Griswold
That's a message.
Chick McGee
I think I'm using this correctly. Is that the ultimate ultimate flex?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yes. Right?
Pat Godwin
Absolutely.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
An international team of researchers studying remains of at least 10 people from the Magdalonian. Is that how you say that, Magdalena?
Chick McGee
Play the organ just for you.
Christy Lee
Culture found cut marks typically associated with the removal of the marrow in the long bones and the brain and the skulls.
Josh Arnold
Long bones?
Chick McGee
Seriously? How old do you think you would have made it back in those days? Yeah, are you kidding me, man? If you had grown up and gone off to war.
Christy Lee
That's what they said. It dates back 11 to 17,000 years and suggests these specific instance was a case of warfare.
Josh Arnold
Wow. Man. 8 your enemy's brains. My dad did that in Vietnam until he was told not to.
Chick McGee
He misunderstood a direct order.
Josh Arnold
Arnold. Arnold.
Chick McGee
Put that head. Put that guy's head down.
Josh Arnold
Please don't do that. You can take a dog tag. People on the home front are already not cool with this.
Willie Griswold
Stop using his elbow bone as a spoon. It's insensitive.
Josh Arnold
Arnold.
Chick McGee
I couldn't do that. Wouldn't do it. No.
Christy Lee
Couldn't go to war.
Josh Arnold
Brains. No way. I mean, I've had cow brain. Have you guys had brain?
Pat Godwin
Not at all.
Chick McGee
Isn't it called sweet bread or something every now and then.
Pat Godwin
Oh, that's the insides.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Is that the insides?
Josh Arnold
No, it was just a fried cow brain sandwich. My grandma, it was one of her favorites. We would go once a year. What? Yeah, your grandma.
Christy Lee
Once a year to get it.
Josh Arnold
She was a true maniac.
Pat Godwin
Did she run out of food?
Chick McGee
She thought it was peanut butter. Right.
Josh Arnold
It was on rye bread and with. With sliced raw onion.
Christy Lee
There was a restaurant that had.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, yeah, I think it's still open. I forget the name of the restaurant, but you can still go there. Yeah, it looked like a fried brain.
Chick McGee
Like a hunk of cauliflower.
Josh Arnold
Yep.
Willie Griswold
It's good that you guys just went to a place to do it and it wasn't like a tradition of, you know, going to cut your own tree. They didn't find a cow in a field. She brings a saw out.
Pat Godwin
Was it gamey?
Josh Arnold
It's not gamey. It's almost like scrambled eggs in a way.
Willie Griswold
Did you get any memories of grazing when you ate it? Did you feel like a cow?
Josh Arnold
Could you think like a cow for a while there? I did, yeah. I insisted on wearing a bell around my neck.
Pat Godwin
Was it pasteurized or cauterized?
Josh Arnold
It was both. I insisted that it be. They call that the. The twofer.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Had no coffee to sell.
Chick McGee
Coming up next hour, we've got Ally Breen and Sexy Time, a special Valentine's Day presentation, and goodness knows what we're going to come back with.
Christy Lee
Oh, we have some things.
Chick McGee
Okay. All right.
Christy Lee
We have a. The Saturday Night Live 50th anniversary special.
Josh Arnold
Thing is going on.
Chick McGee
A lot of. A lot of chance for feathers to be ruffled and slights and insults. Egos, Egos. I'm surprised Chevy's gonna be there this time. He wasn't there at the 40th, right?
Josh Arnold
I'm not sure, but I don't think. I'm glad he's gonna be there.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Why not?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
He's got something to do with it, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. We'll be back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel, eats. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
What a fun day.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Hey, Chick.
Chick McGee
There's Josh Arnold.
Josh Arnold
Happy Valentine's Day.
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
Happy Valentine's Day to you. Josh is at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.
Josh Arnold
Don't you love, love and romance? Yeah. Everybody you know. Yeah.
Pat Godwin
It always works out well.
Christy Lee
Pat.
Chick McGee
I'm with my boy. I think so. Here.
Christy Lee
Love and lose, then never have loved at all.
Josh Arnold
No, I have never believed that.
Pat Godwin
That's saying absolutely not.
Chick McGee
Followed quickly by, don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Josh Arnold
Screw you.
Pat Godwin
Call me Captain Leather Heart.
Christy Lee
Every ending is a new beginning.
Chick McGee
No, that's God shuts a door and opens a window.
Willie Griswold
Most idioms are wrong. Let's just say that they're not. It's not about the friends we made along the way. If you lose, you lose.
Josh Arnold
Right.
Willie Griswold
It's.
Josh Arnold
I've never believed that money can't buy.
Chick McGee
Let me tell you something. Money can indeed buy. More reasonable facsimile.
Josh Arnold
Exactly.
Chick McGee
There's Willie Griswold.
Willie Griswold
Hey, what's going on, Chick?
Chick McGee
State and federal laws. We have to have Griswold on the Show. I'm Chick McGee and we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up yet this hour, we're going to talk with Ali Breen and solve some love troubles. We'll see how that works out. And here's Christy.
Christy Lee
Hey. Coming up live from New York, it's Sunday night.
Chick McGee
Sunday Night live.
Christy Lee
It's the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live. Saturday Night Live will not be on this Saturday night because they're going to do a three hour live special Sunday night at 8pm on NBC. And Peacock, that's easy. Eastern time. What a cast. I mean, they're expecting Adam Sandler, Amy Poehler, Andy Samberg, Chevy Chase, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, Jane Curtin and many, many more.
Chick McGee
I don't think Jane Curtin's been back.
Christy Lee
I don't.
Josh Arnold
I sure love her. I just love her.
Christy Lee
I do, too. Always have. Well, we grew up on the original Saturday night live cast. 450 people will be in the audience. That's about 200 more than they normally seat because of so many friends and family members. And bring a lot of extra chairs.
Chick McGee
Fire code.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
They should have everybody who was ever.
Christy Lee
A member on there, I think probably. Wouldn't they have invited everybody?
Josh Arnold
You would think so. Yeah.
Christy Lee
So I'm, I'm not sure.
Chick McGee
His Piscopo and his odd look. Will he be there?
Josh Arnold
I mean, he should be, right?
Pat Godwin
Will he be lifting weights backstage?
Christy Lee
I don't know. Will he?
Josh Arnold
All right, well, to see.
Christy Lee
Yeah, we'll have to see.
Chick McGee
Jane Curtin's in a movie called Jules with Ben Kingsley. It came out a couple years ago and it's really good.
Christy Lee
There are a lot of questions about whether her Saturday Night Live will continue as lorne Michaels turned 80 this year. And if he doesn't continue to be the executive producer, who would take over and.
Willie Griswold
Fine, I'll do it. I'll take over. Yeah, I'll run it. I'll run snl. People are begging.
Josh Arnold
No, thanks.
Pat Godwin
Tina Fey.
Chick McGee
I bet.
Pat Godwin
Tina Fey, you're just.
Chick McGee
I'd run it.
Josh Arnold
You're just.
Chick McGee
I'd run it into the ground.
Josh Arnold
You're just corralling egos. Yeah. I can't even imagine.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Oh, how has he. He really has done. Because they didn't really do very well. He missed a couple years or something. Yeah, he did this.
Josh Arnold
And then there were the Dick Ebersol.
Chick McGee
Years, the Charles Rocket years and.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah, it is amazing what he.
Christy Lee
Some of the celebs who are confirmed to appear apparently are Adam Driver, Bad Bunny Dave Chappelle's Bad Bunny doing Kardashian. Millie.
Chick McGee
Millie Kardashians doing there.
Christy Lee
Miley Cyrus, Paul McCartney.
Willie Griswold
I think these are notable hosts.
Christy Lee
Manning will be there, apparently.
Chick McGee
Huh?
Christy Lee
Yeah. So that's exciting.
Pat Godwin
Paul McCarty. What's he doing there?
Christy Lee
You know, he no business. Name two of the hosts on Sunday night or Saturday Night Live right now. Two people that all times. No, two cast members currently.
Josh Arnold
Oh, Bowen, Yang.
Willie Griswold
Yeah, I can name a lot of them.
Chick McGee
I don't know why.
Willie Griswold
It was weird for me.
Chick McGee
Colin Jost. Does that count?
Pat Godwin
Yes.
Willie Griswold
Gardner. She's real funny on there.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Michael Che. Colin Jose. Update guy.
Pat Godwin
The guy who does Trump from Nashville. He's funny.
Willie Griswold
James Austin Johnson, I think his name is.
Chick McGee
He does do a great job with the Trump thing and everything.
Willie Griswold
He's killer, man.
Chick McGee
He does a great job.
Christy Lee
All I knew were Colin Jost and Michael Shea. That's the only two I could name. I feel bad.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. I don't watch, but I'm sure some of it's good, some of it's bad, like it's always been.
Christy Lee
I know. Kenan Thompson.
Josh Arnold
Oh, he's still on.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Yes.
Josh Arnold
And he is good.
Pat Godwin
He is very good.
Chick McGee
Yeah. Hey.
Christy Lee
TikTok has returned to the app stores of Apple and Google here in the United States after President Donald Trump delayed the enforcement of that Tick Tock ban. It's operated, of course, by a Chinese technology firm, and they're still looking for a United States buyer, but we'll see what happens.
Josh Arnold
There are plenty of people who've thrown their hat in the ring. I wonder what's going on.
Chick McGee
I tried. Apparently there was a. There was a snafu with my funding.
Josh Arnold
Your offer was strong.
Chick McGee
I thought so. It was all on paper. I couldn't back any of it up.
Josh Arnold
I think they balked at you wanting it to be called Tick Tock because they said branding is already.
Chick McGee
Why isn't that a T shirt for sale right now? And I get a dime from each one.
Pat Godwin
You need to do that T shirt.
Chick McGee
Tick Tock. Somebody help me.
Willie Griswold
Tick Tock was the original name of the View.
Chick McGee
Ladies and gentlemen.
Josh Arnold
You are much kindler than I would actual name.
Chick McGee
We did have Chick Chat for a while.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Chicken. I used to host a show called Chick Chat.
Chick McGee
Remember Chick Chat? If you don't put in your two cents, how can you expect change?
Josh Arnold
That's exactly right. That is very good. That's a good tagline.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, yeah.
Christy Lee
Didn't last long.
Chick McGee
No.
Pat Godwin
What happened?
Chick McGee
Lack of interest.
Josh Arnold
There was a lack of Tom.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
I Have not. This is stuff I love to do and I'm gonna do it because I have not read this email was just handed to me. Where this is going. Maybe I'll enjoy it as much as everyone else.
Josh Arnold
I hope it's filthy or maybe just.
Pat Godwin
A curse word in it.
Chick McGee
Good morning, everybody. I can't read that part. And Christie, my wife and I had a wonderful dinner last night. This begins from Daryl. I didn't mention politics, religion, sports cars, her family or any other touchy subjects.
Josh Arnold
A Great pumpkin.
Chick McGee
On the drive home, she held my hand and made a couple of sexy little jokes. I was totally preoccupied with a possum possibility of curing my Hawaiian disease Lackanuki. It is rampant when the wonderful song Smooth Operator came on the radio at the hook of the song I sang out loud, Horny alligator.
Josh Arnold
And why wouldn't he Horny alligator Night was ruined.
Chick McGee
I was immediately aware of a burning stare from my right. Her hand jerked away from mine My eyes met hers I was blasted with. Is that how you spend your time? Making up disgusting lyrics to songs? My God, how immature and sophomore. Sophomore can you be? My hopes for the evening completely crushed and I have Godwin to blame. Signed, Horny in the Heartland.
Christy Lee
Happy now?
Pat Godwin
Oh, my gosh.
Chick McGee
Hawaiian disease Flag.
Josh Arnold
So silly.
Christy Lee
God, had you heard that before? I've never.
Josh Arnold
No. No, I never heard.
Chick McGee
Yeah. What a great song.
Josh Arnold
I totally agree with you. I love Charde.
Chick McGee
Coast to Coast. Something, something, something. That's how I sing that one.
Willie Griswold
That song.
Josh Arnold
That song she did for Indecent Proposal.
Chick McGee
I don't remember that one.
Josh Arnold
Boy, that was good. Too sexy.
Chick McGee
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Oh, God.
Willie Griswold
Dude, you like sexy music.
Chick McGee
Josh.
Josh Arnold
I do. I do like sexy music. Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin.
Pat Godwin
Peter. Life.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Pat Godwin
How hard they try thank you, Christy. To cross the road to get to the girl on the other side Crowded parks and busy streets Won't stop this gator from getting what he wants from the gals in he. From the three rivers in Pittsburgh to the Everglades One thing on his mind this gator wants to get laid he wants some ass He's a horny alligator Watch out, He's an amputator He's a lusty alligator all he wants to do is mater and that's when the guy in the car with the hand on the left, that's when it was done Ruin the holy.
Christy Lee
Lighten up, lady. Come on.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
You know, you think she'd kind of giggle.
Christy Lee
Funny.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
You need out of there anyway. Let's get out of there. What was his name.
Christy Lee
Horny in the heartland.
Chick McGee
Morning in the heartland.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Let me see. Daryl. Yeah. Get out of there, Daryl. I'll come pick you up. No problem. Let me know. All right.
Christy Lee
Coming up, we have more crater advice on love and relationships with Ali Breen. Sexy time.
Chick McGee
This just. It has an amazing recipe for true disaster. I can't remember when we did it On Valentine's Day before, and I'm sure we have. This is just asking for trouble.
Christy Lee
Well, you know, we're not ones to back down. We're up for a fight.
Chick McGee
And we certainly have had, you know, our own trouble. So. Yeah, more the merit. More. Right. Damn right.
Pat Godwin
It's a tough time for all of us. Valentine's Day.
Josh Arnold
No, it isn't. It's a celebration of.
Pat Godwin
Shut up, Josh.
Christy Lee
This year. Why are you bitching?
Willie Griswold
I know.
Josh Arnold
I keep forgetting I have a girlfriend. Are you guys gonna out with another girl last night?
Willie Griswold
I keep forgetting I have a girlfriend.
Josh Arnold
Are you and your girlfriend gonna French tonight?
Pat Godwin
I sure hope so.
Chick McGee
Yeah, sure.
Pat Godwin
I love frenching.
Christy Lee
Do you have a date?
Chick McGee
You don't have anything scheduled?
Pat Godwin
I have Jimmy tonight.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, you got to go out to Evansville, don't you? Tomorrow with some kid and some weirdo with a beard.
Pat Godwin
Jeff Osk.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Pat Godwin
Willie G. Pat Godwin.
Chick McGee
Jeff Osk. Willie Griswold. Pat Cit's furniture store tomorrow night in beautiful Evansville, Indiana. They should call it E Town more. Yeah, that's Pat Cosl furniture dot com.
Josh Arnold
Pat, you know what would be cool? This would be really hot. Is if you and your girlfriend made out. If you guys just totally French kissed in front of your son.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, he needs to. He needs to learn watch.
Chick McGee
He needs to learn.
Josh Arnold
Watch this, boy.
Pat Godwin
Is that daddy doing?
Chick McGee
Oh, my God.
Willie Griswold
He would have to show the. The art that he was drawing on his iPad. He'd have to show it to a therapist after that.
Christy Lee
Hey, this would be a wonderful Valentine's Day gift. Why don't you take your sweetie and join me September 28th on a journey through the lovely landscapes of England, Scotland and Wales. That's right. With the Gray Company, Colette, we're gonna travel through the charming countryside of those areas, experience historic cities of London and Edinburgh. We'll also check out Oxford, Chester, and Shakespeare's Stratford upon Avon. You'll check out the royal jewels at Edinburgh's castle and visit the medieval walls of York.
Chick McGee
And Chick's new home in Chelsea.
Christy Lee
That's exactly right. Chick's invited us to his new garden apartment.
Chick McGee
That's right.
Christy Lee
There's so much more. And Colette, I ain't playing around.
Chick McGee
Okay, Sorry.
Christy Lee
Colette makes travel easy, including flights, meals, hotels, sightseeing, and local experiences all wrapped up into one easy package. All you have to do, sit back, relax, and have the time of your life.
Josh Arnold
Christy, remember you were telling us about this trip and Tom, you said, yeah, we're seeing the royal jewels. And Tom said, oh, the king's going to be there so soon?
Christy Lee
Maybe he will. You don't know. Don't miss your chance to see Great Britain with me and my husband. That was his Valentine's gift. Call Colette at 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581-8942 or Visit bobandom.com this is gonna be a wonderful time. September 28th.
Chick McGee
Go, go. We'll be back. We will solve all your love troubles. Sorry. Reading about brain sandwiches in Evansville, Indiana.
Pat Godwin
Really?
Chick McGee
We'll be back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Pat Godwin, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. And I think it's time for a very special Valentine's Day presentation of Ali Breen and Sexy Time.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Christy Lee
Ah, yes.
Pat Godwin
Can't wait.
Christy Lee
This is where we hear from.
Chick McGee
From the Lovelorn.
Josh Arnold
We do our best to answer your Love Trouble questions.
Chick McGee
That's right. As soon as Ally says it's okay to begin, we can. There.
Josh Arnold
She scared me to death.
Jeff Osk
Yeah, sorry. I was untwisting my microphone.
Josh Arnold
Is that a euphemism?
Jeff Osk
Yes, it absolutely is.
Chick McGee
I sound like a sex moves twister microphone.
Pat Godwin
I wasn't even done yet.
Josh Arnold
Happy Valley Valentine's Day, Ellie.
Jeff Osk
Thank you. Same to you guys.
Josh Arnold
Yes. I'm a big fan of it. I like when.
Jeff Osk
Yeah, I bet. Yeah.
Chick McGee
I'm a conscious objector. Yeah. All right, go ahead.
Josh Arnold
I like it.
Christy Lee
Did you plan something special for your guy?
Jeff Osk
No, we don't do anything.
Chick McGee
Oh, you don't sit around and watch all of his performances on tv. Oh, you're gonna love me in this.
Pat Godwin
The old Blossoms.
Chick McGee
You know, my Imbala kissed me better. Okay.
Jeff Osk
They were brother and sister.
Chick McGee
Oh, well, there. It was a very special episode.
Pat Godwin
That was one of those learning episodes.
Jeff Osk
That was a very special episode.
Christy Lee
Does he really kiss those girls in those shows?
Josh Arnold
Sure.
Christy Lee
Did they do the Hollywood Kiss where they. Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Hollywood Kiss. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, that's what they call it. Yeah.
Jeff Osk
Back then they had no intimacy Coordinators. They could probably really go for it.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Hollywood C blocks.
Chick McGee
What's our first letter sound like? Ally?
Jeff Osk
Dear Allie, I've been living at my brother's house since I got divorced, and I'm getting along with his wife better than he does. I don't think he appreciates what he has. And I told her that. And now it's getting a lot more flirty. I can't help but think it. Maybe we're supposed to be together. Is there a chance he'd be okay with that? Since he actually treats her like garbage.
Josh Arnold
Is there a chance he'd be okay with that?
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Wow. What? Come on, bro.
Christy Lee
Oh, my.
Josh Arnold
The odds that he's okay with that, I'm going to say, are very slim.
Willie Griswold
And it's. Your brother is clearly. You guys are close. You're living with him, and he's a good brother. Because you're down. You got divorced and you're living with him. He's helping you out.
Christy Lee
Right. And you're gonna steal his wife.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jeff Osk
And tell him he treats her like garbage.
Willie Griswold
You'd have to kill him.
Chick McGee
You know, it does sound like he's gone ahead and made the decision.
Christy Lee
It does.
Chick McGee
This is gonna happen. Because the question is, would he be okay with that? That's the question.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. It's not should I or shouldn't I?
Chick McGee
No.
Josh Arnold
Right. How's he gonna react?
Chick McGee
What the hell?
Christy Lee
That's gonna make Thanksgivings awkward. I'll tell you what.
Chick McGee
And the rest. Not to mention the rest of his life.
Christy Lee
Right? You can't do this. Sir. No.
Willie Griswold
Hey, How'd you guys meet?
Jeff Osk
Shift your wife over to me. Yeah.
Christy Lee
Move out. Get your own life.
Chick McGee
Go.
Christy Lee
Get out of there.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Osk
The probability is, too, that the wife is just being nice to him, that it's not actually flirty. He's probably taking that as way more than what it actually is.
Christy Lee
Maybe she's flirting to get her husband to be jealous and get back.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
No, the answer's run.
Jeff Osk
That's true.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Boy.
Christy Lee
That's a minefield.
Chick McGee
It is kind of. It's kind of. Kind of hot, though, right?
Josh Arnold
We do have to separate the fact that it's real, real hot from what we think you should do. Right. I mean, we get why the things.
Chick McGee
That you shouldn't do often are, though. Absolutely.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Osk
That's true.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, boy. All right.
Chick McGee
Okay, next. All right, next letter.
Jeff Osk
Dear Ally, I just found out I have an STD that's totally, totally curable. I'm dating a few girls right now who don't really know about each other, so one of them clearly gave it to me, which pisses me off. Do I think there's a way to find out, or do you think there's a way to find out who did this without blowing it up in my face? Or do I just avoid sex with everyone till I recover?
Willie Griswold
I think so.
Jeff Osk
He's clearly not thinking of telling any of them.
Josh Arnold
Okay, first off. Second question first. Yes. Avoid sex until you recover from your sexually transmitted disease.
Christy Lee
You have to ask that.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Especially if one that goes untreated, you go insane. Maybe that.
Josh Arnold
Probably a quick lesson on how germs are spread. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
And you have to tell all these people, and you have to say, hey, you might want to get yourself tested. I'm sorry about this. It's awkward, but you have to do it.
Chick McGee
I'm just fascinated with people who sit down at the computer and go, okay, here's my question. I've got a problem with this. I really should stop having sex with these people.
Willie Griswold
Also, I hope that you went to the pharmacy this. And you got some chlamydia medication before you emailed us.
Christy Lee
Yeah, me too. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Let's take care of the issue.
Christy Lee
That's what it is. I shouldn't do that, but.
Josh Arnold
Well, that's obviously one of the treatable ones.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Jeff Osk
So, yeah, he's mad that one of these girls clearly gave it to him, but he seems like he'd be okay passing it along without telling them, right?
Josh Arnold
No.
Chick McGee
Yeah, I guess. I guess he could have had it and not known.
Christy Lee
Yeah. Isn't that one that guys sometimes don't.
Chick McGee
You don't know if you've got it.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Jeff Osk
Do girls know. Know if they have it, though?
Pat Godwin
I don't know.
Christy Lee
I don't know. I think.
Jeff Osk
I guess his question is, like, did one of these girls knowingly give him. This is what I'm getting.
Josh Arnold
Who knows?
Christy Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I doubt it.
Jeff Osk
Yeah. Because he says he's pissed off. Yeah, I would. Exactly.
Josh Arnold
Well, it sounds like you're kind of pissed off because you've been dating multiple girls who don't know about each other, and now this could potentially blow up in your face.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's that.
Willie Griswold
And it sounds like you're frustrated at them because maybe they're dating other people, which you're also doing. So I don't see how that's a real issue.
Jeff Osk
So everything you're doing, you're mad that they might be doing is what this letter is, essentially.
Christy Lee
Yeah. You're a jerk.
Jeff Osk
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, I think you're pretty rad. But go ahead, heal up. And yes, let everybody that you're sleeping with know that they should get checked.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
It doesn't sound like you have any trouble meeting anyone, so just aren't embarrassing.
Willie Griswold
It's just cool. It's just proof that you.
Chick McGee
You've had sex.
Willie Griswold
It's awesome. It's a badge for you, man.
Chick McGee
Way to go.
Jeff Osk
You're living your life.
Chick McGee
I don't know if I take it that far.
Josh Arnold
Right, right. It's still real humiliating.
Christy Lee
Now you're sleeping with Dirty Girl.
Chick McGee
Absolutely.
Josh Arnold
What the hell are you doing over there?
Jeff Osk
Well, I will say there's a lot of comics out there who have herpes because they talk about it in their act and they basically. That is their thing. They're basically like, everyone's got herpes. You're more interesting if you have it. Yeah, a lot.
Chick McGee
Not everybody has herpes. Not everybody.
Jeff Osk
No, no, no. And it really doesn't mean you're more fun. For sure.
Chick McGee
You know who did have her? That kid who played Blossom. She had a herpes.
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, one of the actors.
Josh Arnold
That's why. That's why she had to quit hosting Jeopardy. When she was giving. She was breathing on all the other contestants. Giving them herpes.
Chick McGee
I'm sorry. I started this horrible sender.
Josh Arnold
That's why her nickname was Blossom.
Chick McGee
Oh, what's our name? Next letter. Ally.
Jeff Osk
Dear Allie, I'm dating a guy with two young kids and I've really been embraced by them. But now when I stay the weekend at his house while they're there, he'll go fishing or to a poker night with his friends and just leave me with them because we get along so well. And it's like I'm a free babysitter. How do I tell him that's not okay without sounding like I don't like his kid?
Josh Arnold
Oh, no. I mean, quite honestly, that's exactly what you say.
Christy Lee
What a dick move.
Willie Griswold
It is.
Pat Godwin
Is.
Josh Arnold
It is you. I mean, without, like just talking to her or whatever. Yeah. Just say, hey, you don't mind if.
Chick McGee
You, you know, watch the kids. I'm gonna go play poker.
Josh Arnold
I'm leaving her with the Rugrats. I'll be right over.
Chick McGee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of forget her name. It's not their mother, but they get along. She doesn't care. She's happy.
Jeff Osk
Sucker.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, just go, hey, honey, you know, I love the kids.
Chick McGee
Does this really happen?
Josh Arnold
I love, I love the kids, but I, I, I, you know that I'm here for you. Yeah, but I Also want. Can we. If you're gonna. Look, if you want to go fishing every now and again or whatever, fine. But can we please coordinate this better?
Christy Lee
Or do it on the weekends? You don't have your kids.
Josh Arnold
You're not being unreasonable at all.
Chick McGee
And then if he want. And if she or he wants to break up because of it, that's okay.
Pat Godwin
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Bye.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Now the kids will be destroyed. But.
Chick McGee
But who among us hasn't been touched by the divorce? So.
Jeff Osk
Yeah, pretty much. Live and learn.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
There you go.
Jeff Osk
Dear Ally, I had a romantic Valentine's Day date planned, and my girlfriend told me her mom was going to be alone, so asked if she could come along.
Chick McGee
Oh, no.
Jeff Osk
It's the one holiday that's supposed to be romantic. I can't say no because I'd sound like a dick. But we've only had sex twice, and this means for sure we won't have sex tonight. So should I just offer to pay for the two of them to go out? Because it sounds like torture with no reward.
Josh Arnold
No, no, no. You're looking at this all wrong, man. You allow this to happen. You are a hero. And you may not get laid tonight, but the next time you do, it's. She's.
Chick McGee
Look, you better hold on to something. Right.
Pat Godwin
This is a good move.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Be a hero.
Chick McGee
You have to think of everything you do or say from this point on. It has to be considered as an angle. Okay.
Pat Godwin
Yeah. You have to have an agenda to build on the future.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
True emotions are a dead end. You have to calculate. And. And I was confused.
Jeff Osk
Josh is right.
Willie Griswold
I. I thought it was me more than two times hooking up before the mom comes to dinner with. Together for longer.
Christy Lee
I agree.
Jeff Osk
That's willing to. Yeah, do it.
Willie Griswold
But I think this girl's pretty serious. I think if you're, like, worried about hooking up tonight, I think this girl really wants to be serious. She's inviting her mom to dinner with.
Pat Godwin
You and charm the mom.
Chick McGee
Valentine's Day, get the chair for her.
Josh Arnold
Everything.
Chick McGee
Then whisper in her ear at one point during the. Oh, yeah. I just got divorced from my brother's wife, so I'm ready for anything. Okay, let's do this. Come on, mama. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
No, step up. You got this, man. That's.
Chick McGee
It's.
Josh Arnold
It's gonna. You're. Yeah. Yeah.
Jeff Osk
It'll be a waterfall of sex after that.
Chick McGee
All right. That told us a little bit something about you, but.
Josh Arnold
Well, she normally uses the term ponami, so I'm glad. I'm glad that she Went with waterfall.
Jeff Osk
I tried to clean it up.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
We're not on your only fans page.
Jeff Osk
Dear Ally, my buddy just went through a divorce and started seriously dating another girl right away. He said that he didn't want to get married. She said she was fine with that, but then started pushing to move in with him. He was resisting, but just found out she's pregnant. None of his friends like her. And this seems really manipulative. How hard do we push him to get out of this?
Josh Arnold
She's pregnant with a different guy.
Christy Lee
I think with her.
Jeff Osk
I assume it's his. Yeah.
Christy Lee
She knew what she was doing.
Josh Arnold
So you don't push him to get out of it. You hope that they can work this out. Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Don't you? How do we separate this budding family?
Chick McGee
You get a nice. You get a nice leather valise about. Yay, baby. Fill it with 50,000. Thousand dollars. You give them the makeup kit and you. You tell them to hit the high. Hit the highway, pal.
Willie Griswold
Is he. Are you just worried that, like, he rebounded too quickly and.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. What's the problem here? Yeah.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
They don't like her.
Jeff Osk
And he was telling her he didn't want to be serious, and she just kept pushing to be more serious and then got pregnant.
Josh Arnold
Well, I have a secret.
Jeff Osk
I think they think she's.
Pat Godwin
No.
Josh Arnold
Guys like their boyfriend, their girlfriend, you know, guys like whoever their friends are with.
Ali Breen
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah. That's the way the world works.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. You're taking our buddy away.
Chick McGee
I can't believe it. I. I love you. I love your friends. I love everything. You love my friends. I can't. That doesn't exist.
Christy Lee
Yes, it does.
Willie Griswold
Hey, Josh.
Pat Godwin
No, it doesn't.
Chick McGee
No.
Willie Griswold
Shut up. They can't find out.
Christy Lee
Yes, it does.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. Ladies, we hate all your friends.
Willie Griswold
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
We tolerate them because they're kind of hot.
Christy Lee
Oh, my goodness.
Chick McGee
And their moms might be ready to go out to dinner with us on Valentine's Day.
Christy Lee
Do you see it?
Chick McGee
I know.
Jeff Osk
I'm getting attacked by cats. Boy, that one got come for these wires.
Chick McGee
That cat got big. That. I don't think that's an actual house cat. That might be something for.
Pat Godwin
Yeah, a little cougar or something.
Josh Arnold
You're feeding that thing culvers?
Chick McGee
What does that weigh, like 60 pounds?
Pat Godwin
An ice cream machine?
Chick McGee
That's the biggest cat I've ever seen. It's gotten big by the power of Grayskull.
Jeff Osk
Oh, my God.
Chick McGee
I know. Your apartment's not that big.
Josh Arnold
Holy hell.
Chick McGee
You live in New York.
Josh Arnold
That's an only Fans idea for you, Ali. Shera. Remember she Ra.
Jeff Osk
I do remember Shira. Wait, vaguely I remember the name. Wasn't she like a rock? Wasn't it like Jem and She.
Josh Arnold
Oh, that was Jem in the hologram. She Ra Was. Was he man's girlfriend. Look it up. Get the costume. I'll pay you a hundred dollars. I'll be your first custom for that.
Jeff Osk
Okay, there we go. It's on.
Chick McGee
I'll give you a good review.
Josh Arnold
I also like this gem of the holograms thing. That's number two. Now look up Josie the cat. Josh, what happened during your child?
Chick McGee
Josie and the cat.
Christy Lee
Oh, she's the princess.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, she is the princess.
Christy Lee
Oh, she's pretty. Blonde, flowing blonde hair.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Christy Lee
You could easily do this.
Josh Arnold
The princess of my first one.
Jeff Osk
She rare.
Chick McGee
But we digress. Do you have another letter out? Ali?
Jeff Osk
Okay, here we go.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jeff Osk
Dear Ally, my wife gets really bad if I don't get her a romantic Valentine's Day gift. She never gets. Okay, but she never gets me anything. Isn't it one of those holidays that's supposed to be for both of us? Should I complain?
Willie Griswold
No, it's not. It's not for everybody.
Christy Lee
You guys don't want a gift.
Pat Godwin
It's.
Willie Griswold
If I get something, I think it's really nice. But really for Valentine's Day, the guy has to get her flowers. And I think chocolates. I feel like a gift is nice, but I don't think it's necessary. Why are you complaining?
Josh Arnold
I don't get why this happens.
Chick McGee
I think one of the biggest problems men and women have is that women have trouble understanding that so much means so little to men. They care less if you get them a gift. If you don't get him a gift, this guy's whatever. But this guy cares.
Josh Arnold
Isn't that interesting? It's kind of odd.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Jeff Osk
I think he cares more about the pressure that she's putting pressure on him. But there's nothing, no pressure on her.
Christy Lee
Her to give him. Never mind chocolate.
Josh Arnold
What do you want?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, I know what Chris was gonna say.
Chick McGee
That was such a guy thing. What do you want? My God, woman.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Jeff Osk
That's where a girl can get away with it, though, if they. If girl doesn't have a gift. Chris Christie's totally right. She just be like, oh, this is what I got. You get.
Chick McGee
You know what? I don't know why I just said that. Because if anybody. If there's any guys who cares more about, it's me. The non non stuff that I shouldn't care About. It's me.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, but on Valentine's Day, you get her something. She doesn't ne. She doesn't get you anything. Are you really. Are you upset?
Chick McGee
Maybe, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Oh, okay.
Chick McGee
That's interesting.
Josh Arnold
That's interesting.
Chick McGee
Maybe so.
Jeff Osk
Oh, there we go.
Chick McGee
By maybe. I mean absolutely. But Christy has to. Yeah. I got you a gift. I didn't rap. I didn't have a chance to rap it. There's a gift. That's a gift.
Christy Lee
What guy wouldn't want that gift?
Chick McGee
That's a gift.
Christy Lee
Exactly right.
Chick McGee
And be sure to make the noise.
Willie Griswold
I love the noise.
Chick McGee
Yeah, you got to have the.
Pat Godwin
There's always that coupon book for the poor guy, you know, that's.
Josh Arnold
I would never.
Jeff Osk
Oh, that's right. Yep.
Christy Lee
I think we've solved everyone's problems here today, don't you? Yeah.
Jeff Osk
Yep.
Chick McGee
When are you going to be on. When are you going to be working on stage at Comedy. Comedy. Whatever they call those clubs.
Jeff Osk
Comic Strip tonight. Oh, for two shows. Yeah. And tomorrow night. Yeah. So Valentine Day. Valentine's Day shows tonight at the Strip.
Josh Arnold
Fun. That's great.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Jeff Osk
Should be good.
Josh Arnold
You're on Instagram as well. Is that Ali Breen?
Jeff Osk
Ali Breen on Instagram. OnlyFans. Ali B.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Okay.
Pat Godwin
Are there screenshots of that?
Chick McGee
You can, if you've never been on there yet.
Josh Arnold
Give Pat a free.
Chick McGee
Give him a pass.
Josh Arnold
You please give him a free 30 days.
Chick McGee
Exactly.
Pat Godwin
I can't afford a day.
Chick McGee
Tell. Tell Blossom's brother we said Happy birthday, Valentine's Day, or whatever the hell.
Christy Lee
That was kind of supposed to be.
Josh Arnold
A sequel.
Pat Godwin
But an inside little joke.
Christy Lee
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah.
Christy Lee
Well, you really outsided it of the Bob and Tom. All right, cut the feed.
Chick McGee
Turn the TV off.
Willie Griswold
Thanks, Ellie.
Christy Lee
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Chick McGee
We'll be back with Josh and a piano solo. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bobandtom.com this is the Bob and Tom Show. I'm in a meeting. I can feel it. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Christy Lee
Hi.
Chick McGee
There's Pat Godwin paycheck. Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.
Josh Arnold
Much love to all of you on Valentine's Day, I think.
Christy Lee
Thank you. You too.
Chick McGee
Thank you. There's Ace Cosby. Willie Griswold's here.
Willie Griswold
Hey, man.
Chick McGee
Ah, I'm Chick McGee. Good. Good morning. And that means only one or two things. Ready? That's right. Today. Today. Today. That doesn't sound right, does it?
Josh Arnold
It does, yes.
Chick McGee
It sounds as right as it always does.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Let's see. Birthdays. Jimmy Hoffa.
Christy Lee
Oh.
Chick McGee
Born on this date in 1913. Don't know if he's still alive, but if he were, he'd be 112.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
Chick McGee
The rumor that he was buried in the end zone at Giants slash Jets stadium. Did you guys hear that?
Pat Godwin
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chick McGee
Yeah, right.
Josh Arnold
I have no reason to doubt the. I heard you paint House House's guy.
Chick McGee
I have no reason to doubt the way that Nicholson. Yeah. Hoffa, the movie. When they just rolled his car into the semi and drove off and nobody ever saw him again. That'd be a way to kidnap somebody.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
Make them disappear.
Josh Arnold
Yep.
Chick McGee
Disappear. Him. Michael Bloomberg today. What was he, the mayor? Mayor of New York.
Josh Arnold
Well, he ran for president for a little bit too. Oh, he did?
Christy Lee
And a lot of money.
Willie Griswold
I gave him my email. He said he was to send me matches. He never did.
Christy Lee
Really?
Josh Arnold
What?
Willie Griswold
I know, I know he's going to.
Chick McGee
Drop the ball on that. What the hell is he going to. How's our.
Josh Arnold
It can't be the White House. Not if he's doing that stuff.
Chick McGee
Carl Bernstein. Anybody know who Carl Bernstein is? 1944.
Christy Lee
He is part of Deep Throat all the President's men.
Chick McGee
That's right. What's his face and Carl Bernstein.
Josh Arnold
Not fit to cover the town parade.
Chick McGee
Bob. Bob Woodward. Carl Bernstein. All the President's man is a fascinating movie because there's no reason that it should be a decent movie in any way. And it's a great movie.
Josh Arnold
You're exactly right. Why is it thrilling? We know you know the. But it is. It's one. It's a great thrill.
Willie Griswold
Is that you can't handle the truth.
Josh Arnold
Is that A Few Good Men. This is the Watergate.
Willie Griswold
Got it.
Josh Arnold
Scandal deal.
Chick McGee
I think they really nailed the casting with. With Robert Walden as Donald Segretti. He was the guy who was in charge of dirty tricks, itching powder and.
Josh Arnold
I. I thought the Mark Twain outfit was a little.
Pat Godwin
Down by the lake.
Chick McGee
Hang together. Oh, this is Teller from Penn and Teller. Born on this date in 1948. Oh, that's the quiet one.
Christy Lee
It's magical.
Chick McGee
And he does. He teaches a class or so and if you watch it on YouTube. But he's got a lovely voice. I don't know why he doesn't talk professionally.
Christy Lee
Oh, really?
Chick McGee
Yeah. He's a show too today. Does anybody know who this is? Guy born in 1970. Simon Peg. With two GS.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, sure.
Pat Godwin
Of course we do.
Chick McGee
Sha of the Dead Boys.
Christy Lee
I didn't know who he was.
Pat Godwin
Mission Impossible.
Chick McGee
He's in Mission Impossible. That's right. Simon.
Christy Lee
I'm sure I'd know him if I saw him.
Chick McGee
Simon Peg.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Chick McGee
No. Anybody?
Josh Arnold
Not for me.
Willie Griswold
You're not into this.
Josh Arnold
I'm can't buy a thrill. And that's about it.
Chick McGee
I'm in.
Josh Arnold
I'm in.
Chick McGee
What am I.
Josh Arnold
Who am I kidding?
Pat Godwin
Come on.
Josh Arnold
I can't pretend anymore. I love this.
Willie Griswold
It's not good enough for ear, but I'm gonna say it anyways. One time I went to a Waffle House. They had touch tunes and I played a bunch of Steely Dan's on the jukebox while I was eating. Waffle House. One of the best nights of my life.
Josh Arnold
That's a good night, Jesse.
Willie Griswold
Killer night.
Chick McGee
You told me you peaked that night. That's what I heard. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
That's a Hall of fame evening, right?
Willie Griswold
Big time. Oh, yeah.
Chick McGee
Oh, we some of this hoffy Rob Thomas.
Christy Lee
I love him.
Pat Godwin
I know what you're gonna go with.
Chick McGee
Oh, I don't know if I like. I like that song, but I like the Matchbox 20.
Josh Arnold
The problem with that Santana thing was it was on every radio station every three minutes.
Chick McGee
It's a hot one.
Josh Arnold
Like I love seven inches from the minute.
Christy Lee
Rob Thomas is the best.
Josh Arnold
You like chubby hot Chubby Rob Thomas or a thinner Rob Thomas.
Christy Lee
I like all the Rob Thomas. And he's good to his wife. And he's a swee. Sweet man.
Chick McGee
Is that right?
Pat Godwin
Good to his wife.
Willie Griswold
How do you know he's good to his wife?
Chick McGee
His wife?
Pat Godwin
What are you looking in the movies?
Christy Lee
Yes.
Chick McGee
It sounds like you're stalking him.
Willie Griswold
He's good to his wife.
Josh Arnold
He's good to his wife who I'm gonna strangle. And he's very.
Pat Godwin
He makes your breakfast.
Chick McGee
And if the brake lines were cut like they were supposed to. Here's why I like Rob Thomas. I got two. Two words for you. Lead banjo. Are you ready?
Josh Arnold
All right.
Pat Godwin
It fits perfectly.
Chick McGee
Come on.
Josh Arnold
Very good.
Willie Griswold
I kind of. I kind of hate it.
Pat Godwin
No, no, it's a nice production touch.
Willie Griswold
It feels like it doesn't fit.
Chick McGee
That's why listen to love fits like a glove.
Josh Arnold
No. Willie has just defined matchbox 20 for me. I'm. I'm leaving it on. And I'm singing loudly in my car. And I kind of hate it.
Chick McGee
Hi. If you're self loathing, check out Matchbox 20.
Christy Lee
Lonely no More is probably one of my all time favorite songs by Rob Thomas. And I don't know if it was a hit, but man, is it good.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I saw them in concert a couple times and I would see them again when he.
Pat Godwin
When he plays that. He dances with his wife.
Christy Lee
Yeah, he does.
Josh Arnold
Loves his wife who's deathly allergic to certain things.
Chick McGee
And those. All those things I shipped to her this day. 1991. Silence of the Lambs.
Christy Lee
Oh, boy.
Chick McGee
Dr. Lecter and Jody Foster chose this accent.
Josh Arnold
That's right.
Chick McGee
In the entire movie.
Josh Arnold
I ate a man. A very handsome man.
Chick McGee
Clarice Migs threw something at me.
Willie Griswold
Doctor, was it his seed?
Chick McGee
It sure was. Oh, here's Rob Thomas. This is Christy's favorite song.
Josh Arnold
Come on with this. This is terrible.
Willie Griswold
This is crazy.
Pat Godwin
I just lost.
Josh Arnold
I. I'm losing.
Pat Godwin
I'm losing sperm hearing this.
Christy Lee
You've never heard this.
Josh Arnold
Seems to me that, you know, this is like Maroon 5 garbage.
Pat Godwin
The BAS is farting.
Chick McGee
I did kind of like it. I.
Willie Griswold
It's. It's like Rob Thomas that makes the subwoofers bounce.
Josh Arnold
The.
Chick McGee
I was kind. I was kind of scared, the way it starts. Of a scary.
Christy Lee
Going to get to the chorus.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah. Get to the end.
Chick McGee
And two things that describe St. Valentine's Day for me. First of all, on this date in 278, St. Valentine is beheaded. Yeah. And this date, 1929, it's St. Valentine's Day massacred Chicago garage seven rivals of Capone gang Machine Gun. Have a great Thanksgiving and thanks. A better Valentine's Day.
Willie Griswold
Good see it in you guys.
Josh Arnold
Somebody had to dom it up at the end.
Chick McGee
It's the moment. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel? YouTube personality Betty Johnson has cracked the code on a new era of newsmaking.
Willie Griswold
It's got to be music to your ears. It's like the angels singing.
Pat Godwin
Listen, learn and laugh.
Chick McGee
I had a feeling.
Willie Griswold
I had a feeling you'd be in.
Chick McGee
A very good mood.
Willie Griswold
Oh, it's gonna be a glorious day on Capitol Hill for you, sir.
Josh Arnold
It's a new cultural landscape, so it's.
Willie Griswold
An important moment right now. Does this deserve another look? The Benny show sees it in all of its glory.
Chick McGee
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The BOB & TOM Show - February 14, 2025: A Valentine's Day Extravaganza
Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show on the Cumulus Podcast Network
1. Valentine's Day Humor and Listener Letters
The episode opens with the hosts, Chick McGee and Josh Arnold, diving into the comedic chaos surrounding Valentine's Day. They playfully discuss the pressures men face in gift-giving and navigating romantic expectations. Listener Donny Baker shares a hilariously exaggerated narrative about managing Valentine's Day on a tight budget, complete with quirky family anecdotes.
“First thing you gotta do man is plan ahead. I betcha 50 bucks you still got fun sized candy bars in the junk drawer left over from Halloween.” – Donny Baker [05:10]
Chick McGee and Christy Lee banter about their personal Valentine's Day experiences, notably dining at Cracker Barrel—a favorite locale that blends nostalgia with modern twists.
2. Cracker Barrel Experience
The hosts recount their recent visit to the newly remodeled Cracker Barrel. Christy Lee praises the updated dining space, noting the increased dining room size and modern décor, while Josh Arnold expresses excitement about trying the revamped menu. They reminisce about classic dishes like cheesy hash brown casserole and grilled chicken tenders, with Pat Godwin enthusiastically recommending the dumplings.
“I got hash brown casserole, green beans, and grilled chicken tenders. That's… No, no. This tells you everything you need to know about Pat.” – Chick McGee [08:10]
3. Sports News and Stories
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to sports updates and intriguing stories:
Jimmy Butler Incident: The Golden State Warriors' Jimmy Butler becomes the subject of speculation after a video surfaces showing a stain on his basketball shorts during a game. The hosts humorously ponder whether Butler had an accident on the court.
Paul Pierce Folklore: Discussions emerge around Paul Pierce being briefly taken off the court in a wheelchair, sparking rumors about the nature of his exit.
Aaron Rodgers Update: Rumors about Aaron Rodgers possibly moving to the Pittsburgh Steelers take center stage, with the hosts debating the potential impact on both teams.
Cokie Aikida's Ban: Japanese race walker Cokie Aikida receives a four-year ban for performance-enhancing drugs, disrupting his athletic career.
Whale Kayaking Encounter: A harrowing yet safe encounter where a kayaker is briefly swallowed by a humpback whale off Chilean Patagonia is shared, highlighting both fear and awe.
“Did you see that? You don’t see that with normal camouflaged men’s toilets here.” – Chick McGee [13:57]
4. World Records and Math Prodigies
Highlighting extraordinary achievements, the show features 14-year-old Aaron Shukla from India, who breaks multiple Guinness World Records for mental arithmetic:
The hosts express amazement and humorously compare his skills to everyday math challenges.
"It's insane." – Pat Godwin [66:56]
5. Product Recalls and Business News
The episode covers important business updates:
Igloo Cooler Recall: Over a million Igloo 90 Quart Flip and Toe Rolling Coolers are recalled due to handle hazards leading to potential fingertip amputations. Reported injuries include amputations, lacerations, and fractures.
“Kind of like a short story. The Mangler.” – Chick McGee [78:47]
McDonald's Menu Returns: McDonald's announces the return of beloved menu items like chicken strips and snack wraps, much to the delight of fans who reminisce about their favorite flavors and the enhanced recipes.
6. Valentine's Day Relationship Advice
Listener letters seeking relationship advice dominate this segment:
Balancing Relationships with Kids: A listener feels like a free babysitter in his girlfriend's household and seeks advice on addressing the issue without offending her.
“There's no pressure on her. This is kind of a serious story.” – Josh Arnold [145:02]
Navigating Multiple Relationships: Another listener grapples with dating multiple women who are unaware of each other, questioning how to manage transparency and avoid hurting feelings.
“Yeah, it sounds like you're kind of pissed off because you're dating multiple women who don't know about each other.” – Jeff Osk [145:04]
The hosts provide thoughtful, albeit humorous, guidance on these complex emotional situations.
7. Celebrity and Pop Culture News
Saturday Night Live 50th Anniversary: The hosts discuss the upcoming SNL 50th anniversary special, featuring a stellar lineup of past and present cast members, including Chevy Chase, Eddie Murphy, and Jane Curtin. They speculate on potential hosts and the legacy of Lorne Michaels.
“It's a great time to run this show if you have any sense.” – Pat Godwin [123:58]
Song Performances and Improvisations: In typical BOB & TOM fashion, the hosts engage in playful song renditions related to Valentine's Day, adding a musical flair to the comedic segments.
8. Animal Encounters and Unusual Stories
The episode shares bizarre and entertaining animal-related stories:
Possum Eats Costco Cake: A possum is found recovering after consuming an entire Costco chocolate cake, leading to lead toxicity and necessitating medical intervention.
Crocodile in a Backyard Pool: A sheriff's deputy removes a large crocodile from a backyard pool in Key Largo, Florida, using a shovel to scare the reptile out before a family member assists.
Wombat Feces: An interesting discussion on wombats producing cube-shaped feces to prevent rolling, interspersed with humor and scientific facts.
“There are over 150 poop eating species.” – Christy Lee [112:31]
9. Technology and Mental Health Sponsorship
Christy Lee introduces BetterHelp, an online therapy platform, emphasizing its benefits for relationship counseling, setting boundaries, and personal growth. The hosts encourage listeners to seek therapy as a means to identify "green flags" in relationships, promoting mental well-being.
“Discover your relationship green flags with BetterHelp.” – Christy Lee [15:10]
10. Comedy and Light-hearted Segments
True to their style, the hosts weave in humorous interactions, including improvised song performances and playful exchanges about technology mishaps, such as AI-generated jokes. These segments add a layer of entertainment, showcasing the dynamic chemistry among the hosts.
“You tell him, Josh. He’s kinda like an idiot.” – Chick McGee [180:19]
11. Listener Stories and Interactive Segments
Listeners contribute various stories and dilemmas, ranging from humorous to serious. The hosts engage with these narratives, offering advice and comedic relief. Notable interactions include:
Relationship Dilemmas: Discussions about balancing time with a partner and friends, addressing jealousy, and managing relationship expectations.
Wildlife Adventures: Sharing tales of animal encounters, such as a kayaker's brief encounter with a whale and a possum's indulgent eating habits.
Key Quotes:
“First thing you gotta do man is plan ahead. I betcha 50 bucks you still got fun sized candy bars in the junk drawer left over from Halloween.” – Donny Baker [05:10]
“I got hash brown casserole, green beans, and grilled chicken tenders. That's… No, no. This tells you everything you need to know about Pat.” – Chick McGee [08:10]
“It’s insane.” – Pat Godwin [66:56]
“There are over 150 poop eating species.” – Christy Lee [112:31]
“You tell him, Josh. He’s kinda like an idiot.” – Chick McGee [180:19]
Conclusion
The February 14th episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully blends Valentine's Day humor, insightful relationship advice, engaging sports and pop culture news, and quirky animal stories. Through witty banter and a rich tapestry of topics, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, and Ace Cosby deliver an entertaining and informative show that resonates with both loyal listeners and newcomers alike.
Whether you're tuning in for a laugh, seeking advice, or catching up on the latest news, this episode encapsulates the essence of what makes The BOB & TOM Show a beloved morning staple across the nation.