The BOB & TOM Show - February 16, 2026

Summary

Podcast Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – February 16, 2026
Cumulus Podcast Network
Main Hosts: Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby
Theme: Presidents, Pop Culture, Comedy, Sports, and Current Events

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Episode Overview

This Presidents Day episode of The BOB & TOM Show weaves comic banter about American history, the presidency, pop culture, and sports, with the usual mix of outrageous stories and ever-present, irreverent humor. The crew lands on everything from bathroom habits of Presidents and Olympics drama to wild Florida pickleball brawls, the science of gut-produced alcohol, and listener mail involving everything from huckleberries to micro-penised streakers. Notable for its playful barbs and classic chemistry, the show is a continuous riot, with news stories leading to wild detours and running gags.

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Key Topics & Highlights

1. Presidents: Humanizing and Roasting the Commanders-in-Chief

• Presidential Privacy and Daily Routines (00:46–04:54)

  • The crew debates if the President ever carries a wallet or has a "favorite toilet," riffing on what Secret Service agents endure during presidential bathroom breaks.
  • Jokes referencing movies like "Terminator 3" and "Dave" blend into speculation about presidential bunkers.
  • [Chick]: “Does he have a favorite toilet? I know I have a favorite toilet in my house.” [02:07]

• President's Day Trivia & Presidential Oddities (06:00–13:00, 42:38–54:41, 86:48–90:02, 156:01–158:05)

  • The hosts playfully quiz each other on favorite presidents and odd facts, touching on mattress sales, George Washington’s lunacy, Taft’s rumored tub mishap, and more.
  • [Chick]: “John Adams did have a dog named Satan!” [47:08]
  • Trivia: Carter was first president born in a hospital; Roosevelt influenced football's forward pass; Thomas Jefferson introduced fries and ice cream.
  • [Pat]: (Presidents Day Song) “Mom went all the way with JFK... some say MLK, all the way with JFK!” [156:12–158:07]

• Presidents' Drinking, Eating, and Other Habits

  • Harry Truman’s bourbon for breakfast; Clinton’s McDonald’s runs; Coolidge’s petroleum jelly scalp massages.
  • [Chick]: “Truman started his day with a shot of Old Granddad bourbon. So, he was a functional alcoholic.” [90:15]

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2. Sports Roundup: Daytona 500, Olympics, NBA All-Star, and Pickleball

• Daytona 500 & Racing Strategy (12:09–13:48)

  • Tyler Reddick wins for Michael Jordan’s team; last-lap crashes seen as a winning strategy.
  • [Chick]: “The way to win Daytona is sit back in 20th, wait for everyone to crash, and boom—you’re winning.” [12:36]

• Olympics: Condom Crisis & Curious Events (07:15–12:14, 26:49–30:53, 55:02–56:44)

  • Christy’s cruise lacked Olympics on TV; discussion of Olympic condom shortages, lucrative medal payouts, and the impossibility of keeping up with changes in All Star formats.
  • [Willie]: (On gymnast influencer) “If you can look hot in ski pants, that’s special, man. God blessing you in a special way.” [27:31]
  • Olympic athletes' surprising side gigs and love lives.
  • Curling infractions ("double-touching the stone"), and why curling is so hypnotic.
  • [Chick]: “I started watching curling at 9:30am, and looked up—it was quarter till five.” [56:02]

• Pickleball Brawl in Florida (12:52, 37:20–43:49)

  • A melee with seniors, Secret Service gags, and riffs about naked pickleball.

  • Pat (song):
    “Playing pickleball, naked pickleball... Gramps Micro Dickel is mighty small.” [39:40–41:10]

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3. Pop Culture Chatter & Listener Letters

• British Annoyance and Cruise Stories (17:03–19:50)
  • Christy returns from a cruise filled with frisky older neighbors and Brit-heavy Super Bowl screenings.
  • [Willie]: “British people just annoy me. Big fan of the Revolutionary War. Don’t know why we forgave them so fast.” [19:19]
• Letters: Huckleberries, Pet Pics, Mishaps (20:20–24:43)
  • Fans send in tales of huckleberry picking, pets, and a micro-penis streaker at a comedy show.
• Pat’s "Josh Arnold" Tribute Song (100:12–103:39)
  • An original about Josh’s quirks, health issues, and single life; a highlight for listeners and co-hosts alike.

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4. Absurdist & Adult Humor Segments

• Snow Cones in the Backyard, Hot Beef Injections, and Sex Chat (67:01–71:14, 145:00–148:00)

  • The group riffs on silly euphemisms—“eating a snow cone in the backyard” and “hot beef injection”—with listeners joining the joke.

  • Listener Letter:
    “When my husband wants sex, he says, ‘Do you want an HBI—hot beef injection?’ It works every time.” [147:00]

• On-Show Sound Effects & Family Noises (75:45–81:31)

  • They play and deconstruct strange personal sound recordings: snoring, yawning, vomiting, and family belches.

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5. Unusual & Newsworthy Stories

• Auto-Brewery Syndrome & GLP-1 Side Effects (104:20–117:12)

  • Science corner explores rare gut bacteria that makes people appear drunk without drinking, and discusses how anti-obesity drugs may bring back scurvy.
  • Christy: “Scurvy—a pirate disease—is on the rise thanks to appetite suppressants.” [117:12]

• Animals in the House: Horses, Cows, & Raccoons (132:38–134:49)

  • Viral videos of a horse and steer entering a man’s house, steers drinking from fish tanks, and a man bit by a raccoon bring comic commentary.
  • Debate on the charm of pet cows and goats:

    Christy: “I’ll send you videos of goats in pajamas. You don’t watch that?” [141:42]

• Technology & Modern Dating (122:57–124:49)

  • A Hell’s Kitchen bar welcomes AI companion dating—diners bring and “date” their phones or tablets.
  • [Josh]: “Get the flamethrowers. Can you imagine? We have to do this when Tom is here.” [123:44]

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6. Show Signature: Tangents, Personal Anecdotes, and Recurring Gags

• Seinfeldian Observations: Pre-registration at doctors, reclining chairs, shopping store hierarchy.
• Wild News Segments: Quicksand rescue, world's longest China-Argentina flight, Michael Jackson and animal tales, and (of course) animal hijinks and misadventures.
• Listener Engagement: Frequent reading of real, quirky fan mail and texts.

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7. Memorable Quotes & Exchanges

• On Secret Service bathroom duty (01:32):

  “That’s probably one of the worst things about being a Secret Service guy.” – Chick
  “Mr. President, you all right in there?” – Josh

• On Naked Pickleball (40:00):

  “Sagging sacks are waving in the breeze. Take one to the nuts and you’re down on your knees.” – Pat (singing)

• On lottery-size toilets (07:23):

  “It can flush seven billiard balls at one time.” – Chick

• On British guests during Super Bowl (19:45):

  “This isn’t cricket!” – Christy (mock-quote)

• Porn and Pizza Song (100:13 & 102:21):

  “Met him on a show on the radio—Bob and Tom. Silver chin, flannel shirt, and fork in hand.” – Pat Godwin (about Josh Arnold)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Start | Topic/Highlight | |-----------------------------------|--------------|------------------------------------------------------| | Secret Service/Toilets | 00:46 | Presidential bathroom routines/comedy | | Presidential Oddities & Trivia | 06:00, 42:38 | Strange facts and jokes about US Presidents | | Daytona 500 | 12:09 | Racing jokes, crash-as-strategy | | Olympics: Condoms/All-Star | 26:49–30:53 | Olympic village condom crisis, new event issues | | Pickleball Melee + Song | 37:20–41:12 | Real pickleball news, “Naked Pickleball” original | | British Annoyance/Cruise | 17:03 | British guests on cruise, Super Bowl, old man drama | | Listener Letters/Streaker | 20:20–24:43 | Huckleberry email, micro-penised streaker | | NBA All-Star/Curling Talk | 31:00–56:44 | NBA & curling confusion, funny commentaries | | Animal Stories | 132:43–139:50| Steers, cows, horses invade homes; videos described | | Sound Effects, Snoring, Vomit | 75:45–81:31 | Playing embarrassing home-recorded noises | | Auto-Brewery Syndrome | 104:20–106:08| Gut bacteria makes people drunk—science news | | Sex Euphemisms/Show Banter | 67:01–68:14, 145:00–148:00 | “Snow cone in the backyard,” “hot beef injection” | | Josh Tribute Song | 100:12–103:39| Pat’s musical roast of Josh Arnold | | Ending President’s Day Song | 156:01–158:10| Pat’s “Mom Went All the Way with JFK” |

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Episode Tone & Conclusion

Playful, irreverent, quick-witted, and at times proudly immature—the trademark BOB & TOM Show experience. The crew’s chemistry allows for seamless topic pivots, blending raunchy innuendo, honest listener engagement, sports hot-takes, and personal revelations into a relatable, fun “morning hangout.” Even as they digress into wild tangents, each returns to current events or listener contributions with warmth (and a wink).

Best for: Listeners who want smartly stupid comedy, rapid-fire news riffing, and unapologetic radio banter with a Midwestern flavor. Lively, loose, and impossible to summarize in one breath—just how the fans like it.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

There's a world where legends race across city skylines. Romance blossoms in glittering ballrooms.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's magic around every corner. It's a world known to many as Great Britain. You've seen the action on screen.

[Willie Griswold]

Now visit the real star of the show.

[Chick McGee]

Visit Great Britain.

[Josh Arnold]

To discover more, go to tripadvisor.com Great Britain.

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show. No matter how you feel about the President, we really can't have the President walking through a major grocery store. Disagree.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Man of the people. Why isn't he out there with us? Why isn't he suffering like we suffer? There's a certain ivory tower aspect that hits them all at that level, but okay. No, but I think he would carry a wallet.

[Christy Lee]

I would think too, he'd carry a wallet.

[Chick McGee]

I think he does. He probably doesn't have any keys. I got locked to the front door of the White House. I've been carded.

[Christy Lee]

How does he get in?

[Chick McGee]

Does he come in? There is no front door of the White House.

[Christy Lee]

Does he drive in?

[Chick McGee]

They're all.

[Christy Lee]

Is there under garage parking?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's a big underground bunker under DC that runs the entire width of the. That's where Dick Cheney is. Right? There's a bunker for the President. Oh, yeah, there's a bunker. He's right there.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that's at the White House.

[Chick McGee]

But I imagine there's probably a way to walk. Didn't you see the third Terminator movie? They have no, I missed it. They have a bunker and a press area set up so when the end of the world comes, the President can be in front of the little seal they've got. Oh, yeah. Did you ever see the movie Dave and the curtain? The real President was right down in the bunker in the hospital. Dave was a little too far fetched. But on the Terminator they had all these radios set up so you could communicate.

[Christy Lee]

See, I think this is interesting. I think that's a documentary they should do. A day in the real life of.

[Chick McGee]

A President in his living quarters. Does he have a favorite toilet? I know I have a favorite toilet in my house.

[Christy Lee]

We have a favorite toilet.

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me for one second.

[Josh Arnold]

Could I beam myself to a different universe?

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have a favorite toilet? I bet he does. His is the one right off the Oval Office.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Go in there and get some work done. That's probably one of the worst things about being a Secret Service guy.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean there when he does that?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Oh, no, absolutely. All right. Sound like you're throwing a rod.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. President, you all right in there?

[Chick McGee]

That's it, Mr. President. You show him who's boss.

[Christy Lee]

He has to go into the bathroom with the President.

[Chick McGee]

No, he doesn't go in the bathroom. He stands outside the bathroom. If this. If the President's walking, he doesn't. Tom. If the President.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

So you're telling me. So what you're telling me is when the president has to do his morning transaction, I can see his Secret Service guy has to go in there with him. No, not when he's home, but no. I was in the public restroom.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's a road game and the.

[Chick McGee]

President is staying in a hotel, they've got to go in and check it out. Then he stands right in front of the building. They got to go sweep the area.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm sure there had to.

[Chick McGee]

Have been one event somewhere. All of a sudden, you hear the President going, johnson. Does the guy get the president? There's no paper in here. Towel when he's done. I'm sure he has a valet of.

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort, but I.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, that's right, the manure valet. No, not for that. No. But I mean, they afford him as much privacy as possible. But I bet they have a bathroom steward, a bathroom attendant. I bet. I spoke with a secret. At the White House. At the White House. I spoke with a Secret Service guy, and he said that they're on in certain places. They had to go right in there. You got the inside. The Secret Service shared this with you? I got the inside. The inside.

[Josh Arnold]

The inside poop.

[Chick McGee]

You got all the poop that spit the.

[Christy Lee]

So now you're gonna tell me that there has to be somebody in there while he's showering as well?

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't shower. He doesn't shower on the road. Yeah, watch my back there.

[Willie Griswold]

Brownie.

[Chick McGee]

Brownie, you're doing a good job. Move that sponge a little lower. He's in a hotel. They have to check all the walls. They've got all the rooms around him.

[Josh Arnold]

They've got a guy standing outside the quiet in case someone's going to burst.

[Chick McGee]

In on him when he's well. Mr. Sorry, Mrs. Bush, but this is occupied. Oh, hey, hey, a little privacy, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Come on, Barbara.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. President.

[Christy Lee]

Laura. Laura.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, come on, Laura. Barbara's his mom. Oh, that's sick.

[Josh Arnold]

That is just.

[Chick McGee]

That is just wrong. Come here. I used to. I used to change your diapers. George, come here.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, you're going a little gray down there.

[Chick McGee]

Look at our little distinguished Mr. President. Junior, how's your dinkus, dinkus, jun. Well, we've gotten to the bottom of that.

[Josh Arnold]

What does this have to do with everything?

[Chick McGee]

Morning, Bob and Tom Show. Hey, good morning. Hey, it's President bush. Oh, hey, Mr. President. Hey, listen, funny you'd call. What are you doing? Hey, would you please. Now, am I correct. Am I correct in saying that there is a Secret Service agent and are you. Is this a home game or are you away? You talk about Brownie doing a heck of a job. Where are you? I'm in the bathroom right now. I'm in the White House Oval Office.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the one.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Okay, okay. No, no chicken. Secret Service, when they do this, they're doing double duty. Oh, thank you, Mr. President. Now, chick want to know. Well, no one celebrates like President's Day like we do. Hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Certainly timely, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Boy, oh, boy. It's Washington and Lincoln, right? Is that who we're focused on? President's Day? Is that.

[Christy Lee]

Why did we single those two out?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

And Washington was kind of similar mattresses. Is that the reason?

[Chick McGee]

And Washington was kind of a lunatic, right? He was like, new. No fear. Right? Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Jiminy.

[Chick McGee]

There's. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Indeed.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. And there's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

All right, President's Day. Let's get. Let's get going. Favorite president. Josh, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

It begins and ends with Rutherford. Behave.

[Chick McGee]

There's no. There's no more questions.

[Willie Griswold]

More of a William McKinley guy. But enjoy Hayes. Enjoy Hayes over there.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Big Mac? Love him.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate McKinley because that mountain was originally gonna be called Mount Hayes. And then McKinley invented the spork, and now he's got a mound.

[Chick McGee]

One, two, three. Boom. Just goes to show we have lingering topics that Christy missed on. On specifically Friday, we were talking about a toilet made by the nice people at Glacier Bay. It's caught the imagination of our listeners. And according to the video and according to the. The company's website, it can flush seven billiard balls.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

It can really, as they say in the business, haul the mail.

[Christy Lee]

Seven at one time.

[Chick McGee]

Seven at one time. There's. It has a vacuum flush in it, an extra yawning chasm of a peak.

[Willie Griswold]

Is this a standard.

[Chick McGee]

A P trap.

[Willie Griswold]

Standard measurement. Do they always measure in pool balls for. For flushing.

[Christy Lee]

Great question.

[Chick McGee]

Gallons Gallons per flush, I would think, is what they. They're measuring.

[Josh Arnold]

But the pool balls, I'm sure your gpf.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It just seems so specific. Like a weird marketing thing. Like one guy was like, yeah, this pool ball thing that's going to get.

[Chick McGee]

It really brings it home, though.

[Christy Lee]

Excrement doesn't weigh as much as a pool ball, does it?

[Willie Griswold]

No, it doesn't look like it either.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but that's the whole point.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Your guys doesn't they have a nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Little eight perfect sphere, Every one of them. Perfect spheres.

[Willie Griswold]

Half of them have stripes for some reason.

[Chick McGee]

You know, at the risk of. Because Tom's not here, we're talking about this. But you know wombats, their deficant is square.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes, it is.

[Christy Lee]

You have told us that before.

[Chick McGee]

Square, like a cube, like little dice. Like a sugar cube.

[Christy Lee]

That means they're. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

There's something in their manufacture.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like a little trap back there. Lets it out, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Play Doh Mach.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why that tickled me so.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that was an awful toy, right? The Play Doh Fun Factory.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

You didn't like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was. It was good for a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

She left it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember?

[Pat Godwin]

You left it out And I got all hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But it had. It had. There was a few minutes there of real interest.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you could at least make different shapes.

[Chick McGee]

Making a star.

[Josh Arnold]

And the barber shop thing, remember that? You pushed it right over the guy's head.

[Chick McGee]

You cut his hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

That does it.

[Willie Griswold]

Seems kind of like serial killer hobby fuel, though, because it's like a meat grinder almost. And then you're cutting off of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

If your kid likes that a little too much, you got to call somebody. I think. I do think that might be an early warning sign.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes?

[Chick McGee]

Are you trying to watch the Olympics? I can't keep up.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't here last week and we were on a ship that didn't have the Olympics. I couldn't watch them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

You were on a ship that didn't have the Olympics.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Did you talk to the captain?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you get him in your room.

[Chick McGee]

To turn the ship around?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I demand to see the captain.

[Christy Lee]

We did get to see the super bowl with no commercials.

[Willie Griswold]

That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

No, we watched the super bowl for the commercials. Right. But the international feed didn't have the United States commercials.

[Willie Griswold]

So would you guys just dance during the. The breaks?

[Christy Lee]

They Played a bunch of DJ promos for other things on ESPN or. Yeah, a lot of cricket promos.

[Willie Griswold]

That's. Well, that's what you watch the super bowl for. The cricket commercials.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there's a 4K channel. Okay. On my. Yeah, there's no commercials during college football. If you get the 4K.

[Christy Lee]

I think that might have been what we were watching it on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's just a static shot of the stadium and you sitting there going, there's something weird about this. Oh, there are no commercials. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Depending on the streamer you use, sometimes for NBA halftime, they'll just show you the halftime show going on inside the NBA arena, which mid season is usually just like kids doing hip hop dances.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but that's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it's very fun. I love it. It's my favorite thing they're doing like the jump rope Team Blast.

[Chick McGee]

No, the halftime shows. Yes. The NBA as a product. No. I'm off. You're off. I'm way. I'm way.

[Christy Lee]

All Star Game.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't figure it out.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know who was playing who or. Or who I should be cheering for or. I know. And Ant Anthony Edwards won the mvp. That's all I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Love them.

[Chick McGee]

It's on. It's the Stars and the Stripes in the world. And there was a mini tournament and. And there were three teams and there was around Robin and it was a mess. They're trying to capture Magic or something. Not Magic Johnson. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Wear clothes if you're in a capture.

[Willie Griswold]

That would be better than the actual All Star Game because the All Star Game's gone soft. If they just did capture Mag. Magic Johnson's hiding somewhere in a stadium and the 15 best players have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Go find Magic Johnson.

[Willie Griswold]

I'd watch that.

[Chick McGee]

That's an amazing idea. That's a great idea. It'd be like. Be like the Running Man. Only would. We're looking for Magic and you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Can catch him all you want. I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Just in case I have a small cut on my hand.

[Chick McGee]

Now. Josh is everything I've read. I understand he's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is baffling. Either never had it or he's an alien.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be an alien.

[Willie Griswold]

I think he just has a billion dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that just kind of helped out along the way.

[Chick McGee]

Did you watch the Daytona 500 yesterday?

[Christy Lee]

Watch that? I watched the last 10 laps.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there you go. And the last all you need the guy who wanted led the last lap. That was it.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Tyler Reddick, Michael Jordan's driver. I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Good story for Tyler and happy one, but man, that they just crash. Crash the last couple laps. They just all crash at the front. So if I think the way to win the Daytona 500 is just sit back.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

And wait and be like 20th place and then wait till everybody crashes and boom, you're winning.

[Chick McGee]

Who said you. You can't lose. You can't win the Daytona 500 on the first lap, but you sure can lose it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can see because.

[Willie Griswold]

Little track was.

[Christy Lee]

It was. It was interesting.

[Chick McGee]

And we had a big time deal in Florida concerning pickleball.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

There was a melee, may I say a fracas, a ruckus.

[Christy Lee]

Did this happen to be in Cape Coral?

[Chick McGee]

20. I don't know, 20.

[Christy Lee]

Some big pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Willie Griswold]

Christy's sister stabbed somebody.

[Chick McGee]

This smells like. This smell like your sister.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't talked to her. Maybe I should give her.

[Chick McGee]

If there are 20 people fighting over a pickleball, your. Your sister's somewhere in there. I'm. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She's a fanatic.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

She plays all day.

[Christy Lee]

She's a. She went to a tournament. Oh, she traveled to go there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Travel pickleball.

[Christy Lee]

She. She's not participating. She's watching. It's like watching. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought she was.

[Christy Lee]

She plays every day where she lives. But they traveled to watch these pickleball tournaments.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my God.

[Willie Griswold]

Those. That hotel bar is swinging. I bet that thing is going a pickleball mixer in Florida.

[Chick McGee]

That's no way to live. No.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it isn't.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's awesome. You're gonna love it.

[Christy Lee]

I. I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna give it to you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for being here.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

That's R A K U T E N.

[Chick McGee]

Foreign. Thanks, Ashley, for being here. You are welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Returning from. Where were you?

[Christy Lee]

I was. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Cape Horn, what was it?

[Christy Lee]

West Caribbean?

[Pat Godwin]

Barbados? Dominica.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that like the Dominican Republic, only it's smaller? Dominica.

[Christy Lee]

It's. No, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's tiny.

[Christy Lee]

It's tiny. Hondurasia. That's my favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

That was delicious.

[Christy Lee]

But I didn't get off the ship. But one time.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding. I got off the ship one time.

[Chick McGee]

I like. I like a buffet. I like being in my room.

[Christy Lee]

I had a. We had a private cabana every night. It was so nice. I read three books. I did nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Did he. And did the husband, you know?

[Christy Lee]

No, but the people next door to us did. That guy had to be on some kind of drug, knocking it out. That old man was knocking it, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was old?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you saw, there was no young.

[Christy Lee]

People on the show.

[Pat Godwin]

He was old. He was 50. No, that's old.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Seventies probably.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Knocking it out.

[Christy Lee]

This couple were, you know, that is.

[Chick McGee]

The problem on a ship. You know, you're there with everybody and you don't have any choice but to see them when they come out of their room and then you interact more with them.

[Christy Lee]

Well, really, we never really did interact with these people. I only saw them come out of the room one dime. I mean, they were too busy.

[Chick McGee]

You think he was needed? You know, some sort of special proclamation from the president of Oral Satisfaction?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what? No, it wasn't the oral because they were smashing against the wall, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you sure it was that? Did you hear the love making sounds? Smashing.

[Christy Lee]

It was banging, literally.

[Chick McGee]

Were you scared for her safety?

[Christy Lee]

I was a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you rub her up when you're 70? The answer is immediately no, I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not. I'll wear a condom unless you, you know, unless you have something.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you meant rub her up like foreplay.

[Willie Griswold]

I was like, probably a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd imagine, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

What I thought. When you're 70, you don't got time.

[Pat Godwin]

For the pill kicks in it Kick.

[Chick McGee]

We gotta go now.

[Willie Griswold]

Now it's go time.

[Christy Lee]

I was chick. You would have been proud. I made no friends on the trip. Oh, we did meet. We had dinner with one couple, but that was it. And they were very nice. A lot of English. A lot of people from the UK hate those guys. Why do you hate them?

[Willie Griswold]

British people just annoy me. I'm a big fan of the Revolutionary War. I don't know why we're forgiven them so fast. Yeah, I get kind of fired up at those Red Coats. I had to watch a football game with a British guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hated that.

[Willie Griswold]

Did not like it.

[Chick McGee]

Saying, this isn't football.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, is that a first down? Oh, two feet inside. That's good enough.

[Christy Lee]

Believe me. I had to sit in a huge ball on a ballroom, but a theater on the ship to watch the super bowl with a bunch of people from the uk. This isn't cricket.

[Willie Griswold]

Can't stand it. Can't stand it.

[Christy Lee]

Rugby a lot better. Like. Okay. Really?

[Willie Griswold]

1776, baby.

[Christy Lee]

What team am I supposed to root for? Oh yeah, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we gonna sit here and let them besmirch the British like this?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. I'm the biggest anglophile.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh yeah, I forgot. The second biggest couple anglophiles in here going to be.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to be proud. I. I can't wait till I'm a subject of the realm. Josh.

[Willie Griswold]

Benedict Arnold, of course, a traitor to our great nation, loves the British.

[Josh Arnold]

Benedict Arnold was a misunderstood hero.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody, everybody knows it.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to get to some letters?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have a great letter.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm. Hang on. I'm a 35 year old listener. I am living now. You grew up in Indiana. Now I live 30 miles south of the Canadian border in beautiful north Idaho.

[Christy Lee]

Lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Which I think they call northern Idaho. Myself and a good friend were working a logging job about 20 years ago on a hillside covered in huckleberry bushes. Now we were talking about huckleberries and.

[Josh Arnold]

How we've never had huckleberry jam or anything like that. Have you, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

No, I never heard. I mean I always thought it was just Huckleberry Finn. I just thought it was a made up name.

[Willie Griswold]

Is it like a BlackBerry?

[Chick McGee]

Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what the flavor is. We finished our work. We would pick berries and have an ice cold Coors before heading home. A handful of berries chase with a cold beer is the best after work snack you can wrap your lips around.

[Christy Lee]

I'll be darn.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a Halle bear. You ever have a Halle bear?

[Willie Griswold]

Hallelujah.

[Chick McGee]

What movie she totally naked in?

[Willie Griswold]

Swordfish.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it's swordfish.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I googled that a lot when I was a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, here's a picture of my six year old yellow lab sawyer biting a huckleberry bush.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks very similar.

[Willie Griswold]

Send that to the board of tourism in Idaho.

[Pat Godwin]

That's adorable.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what letter do you have, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

This is a love letter for Willie and Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Well, great.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Brian Smith.

[Chick McGee]

That's just great.

[Christy Lee]

I just wanted to say thanks for an awesome night at Pat Coslid's Simplicity furniture shop in Evansville. Seeing you both was great, but the real headline of the evening is when you turn my wife into a surprise guest performer. Oh, I'm not sure whether I should thank you or start negotiating her booking fees, but I left Married to a Star. Seriously, we had a blast. Always put on a great show and it's great atmosphere. Thank you so much for coming to Evansville. That's from Brian.

[Pat Godwin]

You're welcome. That was fun.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Willie Griswold]

So I was in the back just sitting on all the different recliners. I want a recliner, by the way. You guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm surprised you don't have one.

[Christy Lee]

I am too.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't have one. They're awesome. They're so cool. And I was just going from recliner to recliner. I was going back. I was not watching, watching that, but I heard everything.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to the party.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Is that like an old guy kind of thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for sure, dude.

[Christy Lee]

Dad wouldn't allow recliners, I'm sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, he hates comfort. Why would you ever. Why would he ever have that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's not even an old guy thing. That's a guy thing.

[Pat Godwin]

But do it now while you're single, because women do not like recliner.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

Well, also, my place, the place in.

[Chick McGee]

Chicago is so small.

[Willie Griswold]

If I dominate the whole living room.

[Pat Godwin]

That'S why they don't like it.

[Willie Griswold]

But I was going recliner to recliner to recliner. I wasn't watching Pat. I was hearing everything.

[Josh Arnold]

And I just look, there's a young woman on stage.

[Willie Griswold]

I go, oh, he's having fun tonight.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat's going in tonight.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, I have a question about something else that may have happened to the show because Stephanie says she saw you guys. Pat, you were hilarious. You need to start calling yourself the Silver Fox. Oh, you're very handsome. Thank you for the laughs.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, the streaker was very tiny. Micro penis.

[Chick McGee]

For sure. The streaker.

[Christy Lee]

You guys had a streaker?

[Willie Griswold]

I missed it.

[Pat Godwin]

They had music from 6 to 7. Then after that, Pat Costle got up there and they did. They sang the Star Spangled Banner. I'm like, what's going on? Fire him in there. And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he goes, I hope that you're not offended, but I have a special treat for you. And the most. The most overweight, crazy, bushy haired guy ran, came from the corner and streaked the place. It was shocking because he had no genitalia. I kept looking at him going. I came up. Was he wearing some kind of bikini? No, no, he had. It was all.

[Chick McGee]

It was all covered.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it was covered in like fat. Fat and hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was he wearing sneakers?

[Willie Griswold]

Nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No shoes.

[Christy Lee]

He was.

[Pat Godwin]

He was completely buttassing.

[Christy Lee]

It was endorsed. It was an endorsed streak.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Not only that, but he was running through the furniture store naked.

[Christy Lee]

Was he sitting on your recliner, Willie?

[Pat Godwin]

He came from the court. So the stages. Is. Stage is there. Obviously. He ran from in the front of the stage. In front of the lights. In front of the stage, though, through all the people they went through all the people touching people in the head.

[Willie Griswold]

Naked, Naked, Naked.

[Christy Lee]

Was it. Was it like a local Evansville?

[Pat Godwin]

I have no idea why they did it. And when I went on stage and talked about, everybody got real quiet. I think maybe they got a little bit of trouble.

[Chick McGee]

What did they act like it was a normal occurrence and. Well, it was a plan that. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Is against the law.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know what I mean, public.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You can't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do know.

[Willie Griswold]

Every cop in town was there because I did my little weed jokes. I was like, hey, who smokes pot? And they're like, hey, all the cops are here. And the cops all waved at me. So, yeah, it all. It went off. It happened. It was crazy. It was a good time, man. Come on down to Evansville.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

You were already there. You're not gonna. Oh, I mean, Still a good time, though, right? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Micro penis. He had zero penis. I saw no penis.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he's.

[Chick McGee]

Are you feeling like you.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

About moved up a notch.

[Willie Griswold]

I've never seen Pat so confident performing in my life. He was a new man up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, speaking of comedy shows, Jonathan says Osuke was awesome at Castle Finn in Marshall, Illinois.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, he was.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe this. In fact.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

The two ask if we can somehow get Jeff back in here, because only he can do this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He opened with the llama joke.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love the llama joke.

[Christy Lee]

Have something about a llama in here.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, Christy, you're gonna love this llama joke.

[Josh Arnold]

So we need to get Jeff in here to. To be able to deliver the llama joke. He has to wait for somebody to take care of the video.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right. That. That hippie double A's got to come.

[Josh Arnold]

In, wait for somebody to take care of the video stuff for our ra.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. I can't keep up.

[Josh Arnold]

But anyway, he says he put that other Jeff to shame. Oh, I probably shouldn't have read that. I saw Husky on the way out of the door yelling. I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

What do we think Jeff was yelling about?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know we'll have to get the love.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe Jonathan was saying I loved it. It's written well, curiously. Here's one of the reasons why it's written curiously. I was disappointed I didn't bring him some magic mushrooms.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that does explain it all.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yes, well, we'll get Jeff in here at some point when they're not worried about the damn cameras to let.

[Pat Godwin]

Them work it in the way.

[Chick McGee]

Here's an email about the Olympics. Around 2900 athletes at the Winter Olympics are reportedly facing a condom shortage. The free.

[Josh Arnold]

This happens every Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

The free condoms distributed inside the village ran out in just three days.

[Willie Griswold]

I have a theory for this. I think people are saving some of these condoms as souvenirs. They're going to give them to their buddies. I don't think this is just pure sexual energy.

[Christy Lee]

No, I agree with you.

[Willie Griswold]

I think plenty of that's going on. But like why can't they bring their own? I think people just grab as much of these as they can.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know though. Do you see these, these girls in these, these ski outfits?

[Christy Lee]

The ski jumping, My gosh, those girls are beautiful.

[Willie Griswold]

If you can look hot in ski pants, that is special, man. That is a God blessing you in a special way.

[Christy Lee]

The woman that I saw very little but the woman that won the ski jumping one of the ski jumping rounds is a Chinese influencer who makes like $37 million. She like models for Louis Vuitton and.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and one of the speed skaters is dating one of the Paul brothers, Jake.

[Josh Arnold]

Paul.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's gossip and the lowest form of entertainment. But who's keeping track? Dear Bob, at top show I heard Chick mention the Glacier Bay power flush toilet from Home Depot. I recently installed this baby last weekend. No way. This thing is amazing. All in caps.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have one of these? Is that why it was brought up?

[Chick McGee]

Not I. Someone sent us a picture of it and immediately caught our imagination. I was sold when I watched the video of the Glacier Bay hauling the mail online. It does indeed flush billiard balls in high def. Price is only around 200.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that seems low.

[Chick McGee]

That's. And we were talking about that too. How they could charge anything they want for a toilet because you got to have one.

[Christy Lee]

They can't be encouraging people to do this at home. That has to screw up your sewer system, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Flushing bowl balls.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're just saying, hey look, this is going to take care of any dump you may have.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Even the largest of Dumps, Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Because even the largest of dumps from a human will be lighter than seven billiard balls.

[Willie Griswold]

Hopefully.

[Chick McGee]

So I believe we have the. The video of the glacier bay. No, you don't. Okay. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I think they want to work back there.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. This is for Tom who will have to remember that when he gets back. Howdy. From Arkansas. Did you know there's a world championship of shoe shining?

[Josh Arnold]

Just rip it up, rip it up. Worry about that comes back. Yeah. Then he'll talk and he's going to.

[Willie Griswold]

Send me in the family group getting my shoes shined at the airport today. It's his favorite thing to do.

[Pat Godwin]

I love two Hour Hunk.

[Chick McGee]

Love. Oh. Who wants to know how much the Olympic athletes make?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know they made anything.

[Chick McGee]

If you get a gold medal in Singapore. One gold medal, $792,000 for Singapore. Hong Kong 768. And then it drops. Malaysia 256. Malaysia per gold medal, Per gold medal.

[Christy Lee]

Who pays these people?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. The government, I guess they do. Well, no thanks. Obama. You. They just print more money, I'm guessing is what they probably.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the best thing to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That ups the value.

[Chick McGee]

United States athletes Gold medal $38,000. Silver medal, 23 Bronze medal, 15 Grand.

[Willie Griswold]

Can I ask an incredibly annoying question?

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

And we know you can.

[Willie Griswold]

And leave my father not being here?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Now is it one gold medal? Say it's the hockey team. Do they split those winnings or if it's a single figure skater makes more.

[Chick McGee]

Than the whole hockey team. I would imagine that each hockey guy wins 38,000. It's one. They each get a gold medal.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, I'll look into it. I think you're wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That is how he would respond. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For an hour.

[Christy Lee]

Now you need to quit looking at us and start looking for it on the computer.

[Willie Griswold]

I do want to push buttons over here.

[Chick McGee]

Are you going?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're pushing buttons, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Push, push, push, push, push. Coming up, more sports including a crazy Daytona 500. And I'm still trying to make heads or tails at the NBA All Star game. I don't know. And I guess somebody Dame Lillard came out with his Achilles rebuilt and won the three point contest. I don't know how he did that.

[Willie Griswold]

But did he really? That's awesome. That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

That neat.

[Willie Griswold]

That makes me happy.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Willie Griswold]

I just love him.

[Chick McGee]

An injured guy.

[Willie Griswold]

I wish that I just want him to get something. He deserves some kind of championship. Even if it's something like a three point.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He's just.

[Willie Griswold]

He's. He's cool, man.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

I liked him when I was in college, all right?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know the NBA All Star Game game or the Daytona 500 were taking place yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

They advertise those events. I occasionally watch some tv.

[Chick McGee]

Great American Race. No, no. Do we have the booty picture ready of the skiers? Here we go. There's. Here's lady skiers at the Olympics. Whoa. Holy hell.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not AI or anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Asses for days.

[Willie Griswold]

That's. Whoa, this is distracting.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that one girl has an 88 on the back of her butt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she does.

[Josh Arnold]

You do her doggy, you go back in time. 88 miles per hour.

[Chick McGee]

Marty.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a funny joke.

[Chick McGee]

7.9.

[Josh Arnold]

See, those are similar to the luge ones also. And those are hot because especially the skeleton because then they'll show them in slow motion. You can see every ripple and I just whack it standing in front of my tv.

[Chick McGee]

It does sound like you really have examined, by the way, if you crash.

[Pat Godwin]

During the loose, don't you just die? Aren't they going.

[Chick McGee]

Miles an hour on their belly head first?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Is this one head first or is.

[Josh Arnold]

This one on the skeletons head first?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, first.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

On your belly head first.

[Chick McGee]

You know what else you should examine, Josh, is that aura frame right behind you. See what pictures?

[Josh Arnold]

Not only have I examined it, I have my own as well.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. Aura A U R A. These frames are so cool because they're not your typical picture frame. These you can load up with digital photos from anywhere. So let's say Christy has one when she's on a cruise ship on the Barbados.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I go, you know what? We miss you. And send you a picture from here. It'll show up in the frame that you had that you took with you on your trip.

[Chick McGee]

And we all gather around and go, oh, here's a picture of Chrissy on her.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't send you a damn thing.

[Chick McGee]

Vacation. Let me get a look at that, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't let your photos just sit on your trip. Your phone or get lost in group chats. Share them with the aura frame. It's effortless and free. Unlimited storage is. Man, it's so amazing. You can have as many photos on there as you like. And videos. We haven't done that yet. We got to put a video up on ours. You can preload photos before it ships. So they can open up. Let's say you give your mother for upcoming Mother's Day one of these frames. You can actually have it preloaded with videos.

[Chick McGee]

Can we put. Can we put the toilet flush in the seven billiard balls up on the video up on an aura frame?

[Josh Arnold]

Potentially.

[Chick McGee]

I bet we can.

[Willie Griswold]

We can do that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You can have that hanging in your bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. To encourage others.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You can personalize them. Every frame comes packaged in a premium gift box with no price tag. So because that's always a little gauche, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

You don't want to do that. No.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

We love it. Yeah. Chrissy, what's coming up in the news?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have some interesting box office numbers for you. Did you see Wuthering Heights over the weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I haven't.

[Chick McGee]

But I understand Frankenstein's in it, which is. It makes an interesting twist. I love you. I love you too. A new take on withering heights.

[Christy Lee]

Awesome presidential trivia for you. We also have, let's see the Simpsons in the news. And we have new astronauts on the space station.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I'm doing that story for Jason because he loves the iss.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we'll have that and more.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when Homer Simpson went up to the space station and he accidentally broke the ant farm?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. His. His foot broke the ant. And the ants were flying around the cabin.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the ants yells and sometimes says, horrible, horrible freedom.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Top. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Sponsored in part by Java House. The official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Take the exit, turn right into the drive thru.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, I'm making dinner tonight.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have time.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh has practice. Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

I'll just get a salad and fries.

[Josh Arnold]

No, just the salad.

[Christy Lee]

But salad cancels fries.

[Chick McGee]

Salad only.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, can I get the fries?

[Chick McGee]

Salad?

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Learn more@join mochi.com Mochi members have access to licensed physicians and nutritionists. Results may vary.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Willie Griswold's here.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. And we have, we have. This is a sports, I guess, but it's also somewhat of a news story. A Florida couple is facing felony battery charges following a pickleball brawl.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Deputies dispatched to Spruce Creek Country Club in Port Orange, a City about 57 miles northeast of Orlando, which I'm guessing is somewhere near Deland. To see you guys at home. Do it yourself. It was 11am on Sunday after a 911 call described a fight on a pickleball court involving 20 people. 11am 11am on a Sunday. According to Volusia Sheriff's office, Anthony Sapienza, 63, and his wife Julianne were arrested after multiple people sustained injuries, including a 70 year old man. Victims say the match got heated after Anthony Sapienza accused his opponent of crossing into the what they call the kitchen restricted area of the court. Apparently you don't do that.

[Willie Griswold]

You don't want to go to the kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

The teams exchanged verbal insults before Anthony punched one of the victims and struck him in the face with a pickleball paddle. Oh, man. It's bleeding and swollen. A player described in the 911 call.

[Josh Arnold]

This is clearly an old mafia guy, right?

[Chick McGee]

He's got blood all over his face. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Anthony, what is it?

[Chick McGee]

A Sapienza. Oh, man, he's a made guy. Yeah. A third 70 year old individual attempted to break up the fight.

[Josh Arnold]

Fight.

[Chick McGee]

That's when Sapienza punched him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you wanted.

[Chick McGee]

So it is. He was on the ground. Then his wife Julianne started punching him.

[Josh Arnold]

You know she did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here. Hit. What's Greg Warren say? Here, hit him with this. One of the victims had to be transported EMS to a local hospital. A laceration above his eye that may result in permanent scarring.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but at that age. Yeah, I mean, anything's permanent, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. A couple weeks a bruise is probably.

[Chick McGee]

The couple fled the scene to their home where they were later arrested and booked it went to jail. They used a pickleball paddle as a deadly weapon to intentionally cause great bodily harm. Permanent disability but you'll have that pat when you're playing pickleball when you got.

[Pat Godwin]

Your pickleball but what about the naked pickleball?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweaty in the summer Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball, naked pickleball hey, except for shoes Are wearing nothing at all Flapping parts in private places Meemaws, hoo ha's in their faces Incontinence and eventuality at the senior's nudist colony Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Gramps Micro Dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Try not to fall on your pickling balls Boobs are flopping Knees are bruised Hips replaced and back are fused Sagging sacks are waving in the breeze Take one to the nuts and you're down your knees Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance is called Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Past their prime in the O Natural pickleballs are the rage Folks of a certain age but nudity is best left to the young look at them having fun wrinkling in the sun And I had no idea Saul was so well hung.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Playing pickleball, naked pickleball Better than a swimmer walking the mall Playing pickleball, naked pickleball With Esther, Clem, Thelma and Big D. Saul.

[Chick McGee]

Big D Soul.

[Josh Arnold]

Big D Soul.

[Christy Lee]

Nicely done.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to have a bra ball at the pickleball court.

[Pat Godwin]

Try not to have a brawl at the pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised I haven't been talked into joining a pickleball.

[Christy Lee]

I'm good at it too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you know. Are you playing pickleball?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Have you.

[Christy Lee]

I. I've tried.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never played, but it seems like it would be kind of fun.

[Pat Godwin]

It is fun.

[Christy Lee]

It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Three times a week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You still play?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, every week.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not good, but I'll ask for Willie. Can you gamble on pickleball?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You can gamble on pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you can.

[Willie Griswold]

You can get right in there. The big tournament stuff. One that Tom Brady does. You can gamble on that. Check your local sports book.

[Chick McGee]

Drew Brees owns a team, right? Or somebody like that.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. All the fellows are getting involved.

[Josh Arnold]

Squash?

[Chick McGee]

Pickleball league. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever play squash?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't play squash. Neither did I. I used to play racquetball.

[Josh Arnold]

You did.

[Christy Lee]

What's the difference between squash and racquetball?

[Chick McGee]

Longer racket and the ball is ten times heavier.

[Christy Lee]

Really? And isn't there a handball game, too?

[Pat Godwin]

Paddleball, I think, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, I think actually one of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Handball is a game.

[Chick McGee]

One of the rac. Goes on your knees.

[Christy Lee]

And squash got a squat and squash.

[Chick McGee]

You got a squat and squash.

[Pat Godwin]

What does John Candy play in Splash? What does that give?

[Josh Arnold]

That's racketball.

[Pat Godwin]

That's racketball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Which looks not easy according to the documentary. I guess that was the second take. He got hit in the head with the ball or something.

[Josh Arnold]

He was legitimately hung over.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Legitimately hung out with Nicholson the night before.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. We've got. It's President's Day. I don't really get excited. What are you.

[Christy Lee]

President's Day started as a celebration of George Washington's February 22nd birthday. And officially the federal government still calls the holiday Washington's birthday. Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

But when's Lincoln's birthday?

[Christy Lee]

Well, Lincoln's birthday is also in February, so celebrations grew to include Lincoln. So then they moved it to the third Monday of February starting in 1971, creating the long weekend end.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, for some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. For some. Most, of course. All federal. It's a federal holiday. So all of your federal offices are closed today.

[Josh Arnold]

Our school's off.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. My son's off.

[Christy Lee]

Are they.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't the federal office.

[Christy Lee]

No mail today.

[Pat Godwin]

He says he's off all week. Is that true?

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to spoil it for him. So. Yeah, I think it is true, dad.

[Josh Arnold]

It's President's Week. I'd fall for it.

[Willie Griswold]

Today we celebrate Washington. Tomorrow it's Jefferson.

[Chick McGee]

Have you caught him in a lie yet, Little ones?

[Pat Godwin]

He's not like a liar like his dad is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No tiny ones so far.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Is he 15?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, 15.

[Willie Griswold]

I was hiding cigarettes. I was hiding cigarettes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I was a bad kid, though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Willie Griswold]

I got bad early.

[Pat Godwin]

He's just hiding emotions at this point.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My first cigarette at 15. I think it's different now. What's wrong with you kids?

[Chick McGee]

I never smoked a cigarette. Never tried.

[Pat Godwin]

You played ball.

[Chick McGee]

That's why was never curious. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't have friends that would influence.

[Chick McGee]

You to this day, I. I can't hold a cigarette. I don't care for it. Really? Yeah. There might have been an occasion recently where I was supposed to hold and I couldn't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I tried to get Them to take and they wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'd get drunk at parties and go, give me a cigarette. And it never took.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

It got me hook, line and sinker.

[Josh Arnold]

It got all three of my brothers and they don't smoke now, but at one point they did and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Both my parents.

[Christy Lee]

You missed that gene somehow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Lucky you, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, I got donuts.

[Chick McGee]

I was like.

[Josh Arnold]

For whatever reason, the cigarette gene turned into long johns.

[Chick McGee]

I always like the look of a cigarette.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice, man.

[Chick McGee]

You look cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he holding it right?

[Chick McGee]

It's a candy sugar.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's see. When you.

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not necessarily. That's. I don't like that guy at all.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the way my dad helped me upside down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something, Patrick.

[Pat Godwin]

Barrymore.

[Chick McGee]

I'm your father. Don't you ever forget that.

[Pat Godwin]

Where have you been all night, boy?

[Chick McGee]

Where have you been, boy?

[Josh Arnold]

That's so scary.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back to find out where Pat's been.

[Josh Arnold]

You never. We never tried. Willie's parents didn't smoke. I so I so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Because we're doing the lie that my dad.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

You got. I don't want a meeting.

[Willie Griswold]

I never saw. I'm not saying I never saw either of my parents smoke, but there was.

[Josh Arnold]

Really something special about. You would sneak back in at night and you would see the red, the cherry of the cigarette sitting in the chair and you knew you had been caught.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's so funny. That's so true.

[Chick McGee]

Come on in. Yes, come on in. Have a seat. Where. Where have you been? Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

True or false. John Adams had a dog named Sam. Satan. I'll tell you true or false when we come back.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, Satan.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

We heard you. Nine years of bring back the snack wrap and you've won. But maybe you should have asked for more. Say hello to the Hot honey snack wrap.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you've really won.

[Chick McGee]

Go to McDonald's and get it while you can. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Back from her cruise?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Did you pick anybody up? You know?

[Christy Lee]

My husband.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you took your husband?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How you going to get laid if your husband's there on the boat?

[Christy Lee]

Get laid with your husband.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Unheard of.

[Chick McGee]

Say it with me. Me. Boring.

[Josh Arnold]

Been there, done her, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can't think of anybody else either.

[Christy Lee]

Boring. Gosh, you guys.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. We're kidding. We're having fun. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold. Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. Tom Griswold taking a quick vacay. And today's President's Day. And yes, John Adams did have a dog named Satan.

[Josh Arnold]

How odd.

[Chick McGee]

Says it right here.

[Pat Godwin]

Here.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy Carter. Now, listen to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy Carter was the first president born in a hospital.

[Christy Lee]

The first Jimmy Carter.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

That is amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

He did not have a dog named Satan.

[Chick McGee]

No. Where do you think Kennedy was born? Probably a Hyannis Port or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Or somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun.

[Christy Lee]

Or even. Hell, people were born at home back then, Grant.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys like Nixon and Eisen or Johnson is up for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Could have been a class thing. Like, people were just so wealthy that they became president and they were born in, like, some private hospital situation.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe with Kennedy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. No, this says a hospital. I think private or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, true.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy Carter Hospital. That's first one.

[Willie Griswold]

Then I. I regret what I said. I'm deeply sorry that I brought that.

[Chick McGee]

Up all the way. Teddy Roosevelt.

[Josh Arnold]

You're worse than Oswald.

[Chick McGee]

Teddy Roosevelt threatened to ban football unless new rules were established to ensure player safety. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

He developed the forward pass, right?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. He revised the rules that introduced the forward pass. See what I did?

[Pat Godwin]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, he and Newt Rockne. Right?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it says Teddy Roosevelt here. He. The revised rules introduce the forward pass.

[Christy Lee]

Did he play play ball?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he played.

[Christy Lee]

Played for Notre Dame.

[Chick McGee]

No, he played. He played tight end for the 49ers Super Bowl 25.

[Willie Griswold]

I think it was like his kid played at Harvard. And I'm pretty sure four kids died in one season. And they were like, okay, we got to take. Yeah, people used to die all the time in football.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah. I mean, they were also wearing leather skin on their heads, but they. Yeah, I thought, like, Knut would do it. And people went, what is he. What pass is that?

[Chick McGee]

That's why he in ensured player safety. He was worried because they had introduced the forward pass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So what was the leather helmet's purpose?

[Willie Griswold]

No, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what do you mean? Look cool, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My son thinks I wore one. Dad, did you have a leather. No, not that old.

[Chick McGee]

George Washington never got to learn about dinosaurs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That's always Fascinated me. What they hadn't found the first.

[Chick McGee]

Found the first fossil of a dinosaur. They didn't know. They didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

They had no clue.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that?

[Willie Griswold]

So I'm smarter than George Washington.

[Pat Godwin]

My mind is blown.

[Christy Lee]

I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

You want anything else? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

A New York dairy farmer sent President Jackson A 1400 pound wheel of cheese. He left it in the entrance hall of fame White House to age for two years. The 1837. In 1837, the President invited the public to come and eat the cheese. The cheese was gone in two hours. But the stain and smell in the entrance hall lasted for a couple years. Let that be a lesson to you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where the term government cheese comes from.

[Pat Godwin]

My mind is blowing.

[Josh Arnold]

Free cheese. Free cheese to the people.

[Chick McGee]

Guess which president introduced french fries? Fries and ice cream?

[Pat Godwin]

Taft.

[Willie Griswold]

French fries and ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Taft. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's not Taft.

[Willie Griswold]

Last hundred years.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Reagan may have. Look what I invented. Oh, Ronnie.

[Chick McGee]

We've had ice cream. You ate it on the 20 Mule Team Borax Show. Death Valley Days.

[Christy Lee]

I call FDR.

[Josh Arnold]

Potato stilts. No, those are french fries. We've had those for decades.

[Willie Griswold]

Potato stilts are so fun.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody. Somebody help him. Thomas Jefferson introduced french fries and ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Really?

[Chick McGee]

What about that? That's what this is all according to Reddit.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, he was over in France during the revolution. That kind of makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably had some palm frites. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, those are good.

[Christy Lee]

Little truffle oil.

[Chick McGee]

The S. And Ulysses S. Grant stands for Sydney nothing. It was added as a clerical error while applying to West Point and easier for him to just keep it.

[Willie Griswold]

That's so funny.

[Chick McGee]

That's the story and the S in Harry S. Truman. Truman.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't stand for anything either.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have to have a middle name? Is that why they put something there?

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Nixon's middle name.

[Pat Godwin]

Milhouse.

[Chick McGee]

Milhouse.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that one.

[Chick McGee]

A character on the symptoms. Simpsons. Did they. Do you think they did that on purpose?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, absolutely. Yeah, they said the Baroques. Who?

[Chick McGee]

Middle name.

[Josh Arnold]

Middle name. You guys remember it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Hussein.

[Josh Arnold]

Hussein. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't tell you something. He ain't one of us.

[Chick McGee]

And finally, there are people who are.

[Josh Arnold]

So mad right now.

[Chick McGee]

James Garfield's great, great grandson, Richard Garfield invented the card game Magic the Gathering.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. Are you Serban?

[Chick McGee]

What? It's.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if it's one of those things where he sold it to somebody for $1,000. Or if he got a cut the whole time.

[Chick McGee]

I bet. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was everywhere for a while.

[Chick McGee]

And apparently. Do you remember the Paula Jones? Bill Clinton?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

She could identify his. Well, apparently it was bent. That's how. Yeah, that's how.

[Christy Lee]

She been left or right?

[Chick McGee]

Clinton has.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, left. If it's Clinton.

[Chick McGee]

Paula Jones used that as evidence to prove that he exposed himself to her.

[Christy Lee]

That's a move, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that was his move. Zipper down move.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Bill. Bill the hook.

[Pat Godwin]

You do that 10 times, you're gonna. You know it's gonna happen once.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You take 10 chances.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a numbers and the rate goes up depending on your office. Governor, you know, it's like seven out of 10. But President. It's nine out of 10.

[Chick McGee]

But it had to work, right. And then boom. Yeah. So he's going to try it again.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, check this out.

[Josh Arnold]

Out.

[Chick McGee]

It's like that basketball coach who said he was afraid of flying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Would drive.

[Chick McGee]

He took RVs all across the country to coach his colle major college basketball team. And then he'd go to frat and Sorry. Parties after the game and pick up the ladies. And my bedroom's right here out in the parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

That convenient? Hey, what's your name? Aren't you 60? Don't worry about that.

[Chick McGee]

Don't worry about that at all.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you have a tall brother by any chance?

[Chick McGee]

Anybody? Anybody? Over the weekend we had the NBA All Star game and I have no idea what happened.

[Willie Griswold]

Didn't watch a second of it.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Anthony Edwards won the MVP while leading his Stars team.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. First a role in ER and now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was.

[Chick McGee]

Every time he says he was a nerd, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Every time he says Anthony Edwards, that's exactly what I think too.

[Chick McGee]

Stars beat the stripes 4721 to win the final of the NBA All Star Game.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. That's an All Star game for you.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like on Slow mo, isn't it? I guess it's like the NHL All Star Game where they're. It's just. Nobody wants to get hurt.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody wants to get hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Take it super easy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And LeBron has not said if this his 23rd NBA season will be his last. He hasn't made it known yet. He's 41 years old out there playing ball and Duncan and going up and down the court.

[Willie Griswold]

It's crazy. I will miss him when he's gone. I don't. I don't. I hated him for a Long time because he kept the Pacers out of the East. But he's incredible.

[Chick McGee]

I think he should go back to Cleveland just for one season, you know, his last season. Wouldn't that be.

[Willie Griswold]

I think he should do one season with every single team. I think they should do one with the Pacers and then one with the Hornets. Just give him one. One a year.

[Chick McGee]

You're damn right. Controversy of swirling and curling. Oh, why swirling and curling?

[Willie Griswold]

That was very nice.

[Chick McGee]

At the Winter Olympics, Canadian men's and women's teams, as well as the British men's team, have now been accused of the same infraction. Double touching the curling stone after it is released.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't do that. Can't do that at all.

[Chick McGee]

Can't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like letting go of the chess piece. It's the move done.

[Chick McGee]

Take your hand off. You're. It comes as Canada, historic curling powerhouse, has its ego bruised. The mixed doubles team didn't even play for a medal. The women's team can't afford to lose more matches if it wants to meet. Reach the medal round. There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the Canadian couple? That's a husband and wife.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, do we have the. I. No, I think it's the American. Oh, no, it is the Canadians. I think you're right. Oh, there.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Double touching one. And now you're done.

[Pat Godwin]

Little extra.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't do that. Can't do that. That's a clear infraction, that is.

[Willie Griswold]

He has to go to Canada jail.

[Chick McGee]

Now. I don't know what it is about curling, but I started watching this yesterday at like, I don't know, 9:30 in the morning. Yeah. And I looked up, it was a quarter till five.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't. I couldn't believe it.

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't look away.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a vortex.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's going on?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I caught in the curling trailer.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it, man. I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe it. What is my problem?

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't you like to play it?

[Willie Griswold]

Yes, I would. Yeah, it looks very silly. It looks like a bar game, but it's on the world stage.

[Chick McGee]

However, I've got the gist of it. Only one of their shoes has slidy on.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

And the other shoe has grippy on.

[Christy Lee]

Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

Your good bowling shoes will have that.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Slidy and grippy.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, if you miss up, you not.

[Josh Arnold]

So much grippy but slidy on one for sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Slidy and grippy. Sounds like the show that's going to replace Bob and Todd. I might welcome the slidy and grippy show.

[Chick McGee]

Technical, but you push off with the grippy and then you slide on the slidey.

[Willie Griswold]

That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And that's why they moonwalk down the court. Very cool. Tell us about your new car, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I love my Hyundai, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Monday, Tuesday. Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. The Hyundai Palisade hybrid is out there and it has an EPA estimated 619 mile range. That's an incredible. Oh, that you can go a long way. Plus you're getting electric and you're getting gas and you don't have to switch back and forth. If you've never driven a hybrid, it does it for you. It's advanced, it's technological amazing. The interior is wonderful. It's seats seven. We've talked about it. Because Tom loves that back seat, third row seat. That for the most of us who don't need that, you push a button and you've got all this amazing cargo room. It's the Hyundai Palisade. You need to check it out. Hyundai Palisade. Visit Hyundai USA.com or call 562-314-4603 for all the details. That's Hyundai USA.com H Y U S N-D A I USA.com I'm not kidding. I've had a Hyundai now for two years and I actually had somebody call from the dealership wanting to buy it back because they're so popular. Oh, not mine, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Get your filthy hands off. By Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Darn right. We'll have today in history when we come back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

How's that sound? Yeah, a little early. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and tell Tom. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi. I'm getting a text from a number I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I owe somebody money. I'll just send that to him and get this over with.

[Chick McGee]

All right, no problem. There's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold. Hey, good morning over there. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee and it's time now for today in history.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what this text is? And I wanted to ask you guys about this. It just came up. I have a doctor's appointment today. Yeah, a follow up for my diverticulitis.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's. Hey, you can pre register. Get. Get all set.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, have you guys found that one out of every four times you do that you show up and they have you fill out the paperwork.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Every time you're saying almost every time.

[Pat Godwin]

Almost every time for me also every.

[Willie Griswold]

Time they give you an iPad and you fill out the same thing. You fill out the last time you.

[Josh Arnold]

Were there and oh, I already did this. Oh, I don't have it in here. It's. They have not perfected this yet.

[Christy Lee]

And there are so many different systems in the medical community. So they're all different.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean this seems like you think.

[Christy Lee]

It would be a one. You know, like all the records would go Tom's.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Tom would vote for whoever says has from now on a chip in your arm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he wants that.

[Josh Arnold]

Your stuff is. Yeah, yeah, he wants.

[Christy Lee]

Just scan me.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't want to fill out forms.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The thing is he doesn't understand there'll be a lot of. It's his beef arm filleting as. People want the chips. People don't talk about that. That's the dirty little secret about chips. They don't want you to know you're.

[Christy Lee]

Gonna steal somebody's healthy chips. So you don't. Or yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you can change your whole life become another. On this day in 1861, as he was traveling to Washington D.C. for his inauguration as president, Abraham Lincoln stopped at Westfield, New York. I have a little correspondent in this place. He called out a side piece. And if she is president, President, will she please come forward? Forward. That's right. Pen pal. 12 year old Grace Bettle made herself known.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a side piece at all. I should wait for the facts before I.

[Willie Griswold]

Is this the girl that told Lincoln to wear the top hat?

[Chick McGee]

And then that's where the. And grow the beard back or grow a beard battle. Actually the cause of Lincoln's beard. He said he gave her the credit. I let these whiskers grow for you, Grace.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that. I love when presidents interact with kids. You guys remember the video of a kid met Obama and the first thing he asked him was, can I please touch your hair?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

And he was a little white kid and I guess he had never touched a black guy's hair before and it was different. And Obama just bent down and let him kind of touch his hair.

[Chick McGee]

Aww.

[Josh Arnold]

I love seeing. Because you watch so much news and stuff and you go, oh, oh, these are. You forget that these are human beings.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

In 1910, we've had plenty of alien presence.

[Chick McGee]

1923, the burial chamber of King Tut unearthed tomb was unsealed in Egypt by English archaeologist Howard Carter. Yeah, we found it There it is. There it is. Now.

[Christy Lee]

It would be amazing though, to be an archaeologist geologist and stumble on that. Come on.

[Willie Griswold]

It's got a smell while you're down there, though.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It's got to be a lot of old smelly. Well, smells like vinegar or acid or something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's got to be a lot of rotten egg smells.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of methane, wouldn't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

The way they mummified them. There's a chance it was like all. It was like potpourri.

[Christy Lee]

I'm kind of with him.

[Josh Arnold]

Dried flowers and spices. They loaded those things up with that stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's.

[Willie Griswold]

If any flower, if it's 2000 years old is still going to smell bad.

[Christy Lee]

Bad.

[Chick McGee]

I've said this before, it's not potpourri unless it's. Say it again. When I went to Canada a couple years ago, I went to an outhouse in Canada. It was the most gorgeous smelling bathroom, bar none, that I've ever been in. Outhouse or not.

[Christy Lee]

How'd they do?

[Chick McGee]

Wow. I don't know. It was unbelievable. But Canada leads the the world and.

[Christy Lee]

Outhouses, they must put something in their ouses like some kind of.

[Chick McGee]

I think probably beavers or moose. Smell really good as they decay. I think that's the only I can. Let's see. February 16, 1959. That's right. Castro sworn in as premier of Cuba six weeks after Batista was overthrown. And he really was overthrown. The balcony, anybody? And now my thing's not every day. Totally saved it. And let's see today's birthday days. Eckhart tolle of 78. Personal favorite. Thank you. William Cat somebody. Some people call him Kitty.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, star of house.

[Chick McGee]

Will you. Kitty Cat. Oh, he is in house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And he's in Butch and Sundance, the Early Days.

[Josh Arnold]

William Cat's a good actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's not. He's somebody's famous son. A lady who I think was on Perry Mason or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, something like that. Lavar Burton, 69, today Reading Rainbow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Reading Rainbow.

[Chick McGee]

Jordy Laforge, 69, now he's blind unless he wears that headband thing band over his eyes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes, you.

[Chick McGee]

Does he know the headband's covering up his eyes?

[Josh Arnold]

And that's what I always. It was. Yeah, but it's actually. There's a screen in there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What if he took that off? Oh, I'm not. I haven't been blind every. I should have been. Not wearing this thing.

[Chick McGee]

No, I can see perfect. What's your favorite Iced Tea song, Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

Iced Tea. I don't know if I can name his songs right.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, either he's 68 today. Tennis hall of Famer John McEnroe is 67.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a video of him being accosted by a fan. It's just very uncomfortable. Macaron, the fan is unrelenting.

[Willie Griswold]

Is this the one in Australia? And the guy won't leave him alone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I mean, it's not like Macaron kind of looks like a jerk because he's just like, please get away from me. But this guy is a total nuisance. Yeah, you know how it is. Chick, you go to lunch.

[Chick McGee]

I can't go. I can't go anywhere without drawing a crowd. And people want their Chick moment, and I don't know what to do.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, one of the first times I ever had lunch with Chick McGee, we're walking through a very crowded Cheesecake Factory. We had to literally sort of shoulder our way through. And I go, hey, aren't you Chick McGee? And Chick looked at me and goes, please don't ever do that.

[Chick McGee]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Charming people love you.

[Chick McGee]

I learned Football hall of Famer Jerome Bettis. His friends call him Jerry. I don't think so. Probably it's all always Jerome, the boss. Good nickname, bad nickname.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good nickname.

[Chick McGee]

Good.

[Pat Godwin]

The Bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Fridge. Really?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you don't like the Bus?

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the Bus.

[Willie Griswold]

He's as big as the Bus is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I get why they call him the Bus. I think it's a dumb nickname.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you guys.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Maybe the trolley.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Bets.

[Pat Godwin]

Streamline.

[Josh Arnold]

Train.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I go, Jerry. Hey, Jerry.

[Christy Lee]

Bets.

[Chick McGee]

Jerry. Hello, Jerry. Let's see. I guarantee everyone in here will say who? Because I don't know who. The Olympic track and field gold medalist Kathy Freeman is 53.

[Willie Griswold]

Kathy Freeman, who?

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Josh Arnold]

I know the actress Kathleen Freeman. She played the main nun in Blues Brothers.

[Willie Griswold]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, ye course. The penguin. Yes, that's right. HERSHELA Ali is 52. Lupe Fiasco.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's that?

[Willie Griswold]

He's a rapper.

[Chick McGee]

Kick Push.

[Willie Griswold]

That was a great song. I saw him do a backflip at Lollapalooza when I was 16, and I was drunk off water bottle vodka. And I was like, this guy's gonna change the world. This is gonna be.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like a real fiance.

[Chick McGee]

I drunk on water bottle vodka.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, just regular vodka. But you sneak it in the festival.

[Chick McGee]

In the water bottle.

[Pat Godwin]

We got it.

[Chick McGee]

We got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

We Got it, boss.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll get you drunk.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it works pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Willie Griswold]

Sorry that I like to explain things to you guys that we were learning during this segment.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I understand why you have.

[Pat Godwin]

Put it in a water bottle.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure you guys put it in your canteen.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in the watermelons. Actually, we shot injected. Not even a joke. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's still. Yeah, that'll still show up at the lake every now.

[Chick McGee]

Eat a piece of watermelon. Hey, this watermelon's turned bad. Or it's half vodka.

[Christy Lee]

The. Isn't it the grape. Do you do the vodka? Grape grapes.

[Willie Griswold]

I've never done that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You soak them in vodka and then freeze them, roll them in sugar. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you know what? You should get in a program.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, why ruin all the fun?

[Chick McGee]

Did you get drunk on the. Did you get drunk on the ship.

[Christy Lee]

One night after that? I did.

[Chick McGee]

You sat aside tonight and you said, I'm. I'm getting lit.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't do it on purpose. Oh, did you snuck up on me.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you. Are. Do you guys. When you go, I'm getting drunk tonight. Let's say it's a noon and you go, tonight, I'm getting drunk. To me, those drunks aren't as good as the. I had no idea I was gonna get drunk tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly right.

[Willie Griswold]

I left my car there. I took an Uber home.

[Josh Arnold]

When you plan it, you, for whatever reason, you don't get either as drunk or you. There's something about.

[Chick McGee]

I think it does help if you're going to try something adventurous in the bedroom. If you get drunk first.

[Christy Lee]

What it can.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. It always up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can bend. Bend better.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You know, we're gonn inhibited.

[Pat Godwin]

You know.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if you're going to be putting any. Any sort of landscaping in the backyard, if you know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. You bend better. You're more apt to put your tongue a place you might not.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

It gets crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You might want to have a snow cone in the backyard.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. A cigarette after feels a little better.

[Pat Godwin]

Whipped cream.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, you're actually right, though. It's. That is true. You're like, oh, it's gonna be a great party. We're gonna have so much fun. And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There's something about the pressure you kind of put on yourself like a bachelor party.

[Willie Griswold]

You show up the first night and you're like, you're so ready for it. You've been preparing. So much less fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Then there are other times where you're just like, oh, yeah, sure, I'll have a beer. And then it's you. That first sip, you go, oh, no, this is going down so well.

[Chick McGee]

And then the next thing you know, you're eating a hot dog out back. You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

I did have a hot dog on my.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bet you did.

[Pat Godwin]

There were hot dogs on the ship.

[Christy Lee]

It was a beef sausage.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? The beef injection.

[Josh Arnold]

The hot beef. And do you feel like whoever came up with that deserves some sort of award? Yeah, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

That's 30 years.

[Chick McGee]

That guy and the guy. What is it? Tube steak, smothered and underwear.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I love that.

[Willie Griswold]

If you contribute something like that, just no more taxes. At least for five years. No more taxes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I say for life.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. You have. You have contributed to the zeitgeist that you. You now.

[Chick McGee]

Hot beef injection.

[Christy Lee]

How many guys claim that they've done that? I mean, claim that they started that, though.

[Chick McGee]

I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you wish you could pinpoint.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like, hey, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have my. Unc. You're not going to believe this, but it's absolutely true and there's verification. He was the first person to say over the shoulder, Boulder hole.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He hasn't had to pay taxes ever since.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. He's number one. It started with him.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Because it does start somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Your boobies hang low. Do they wobble to and frozen?

[Josh Arnold]

I think I may have. I remember the first time. This was 15 plus years ago, maybe even longer. Nikki Glaser on stage. We were doing comedy at the same open mic and she said, I call my. When I'm on my period. I call it Shark Week. And that. That was. I think she did invent that. And then. Because now you hear women say, oh, yeah, it's Shark Week.

[Pat Godwin]

That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's like the closest thing I can come to of somebody actually sort of inventing a phrase that took that kind of did go crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Hot beef injection.

[Josh Arnold]

Now how do you feel about the guy who used that? Earnestly. I. That's a tough, tough sell.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How would you use that, honey? You want me to give. How about I give you the old hot beef injection?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think.

[Christy Lee]

Well, first you have to get hot.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not going to swoon, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think a girl would be receptive, but it depends if I drink. Maybe another guy. Guy was.

[Josh Arnold]

Or do you think a woman. Will you please inject me with your hot beef?

[Christy Lee]

How Would you feel about that if a woman said that to you?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would laugh. I mean, how do you not? Because I wouldn't expect that she was being serious at all.

[Christy Lee]

But what if she was? Would it I.

[Josh Arnold]

If I laughed and she was like, what? I'd be like, oh, oh, yes. Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I would like that very much.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm able to change that gear pretty quick. I can go from silly to locked in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What if she asks you to eat a snow cone in the back backyard? Would you say yeah? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'd be like, look, I'm not familiar with this.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what I'm getting myself into.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I. I have ideas as to what you might mean by this.

[Willie Griswold]

Sounds like a nice place to be. The backyard of a snow cone.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. We'll. We'll pilot Munch on a snow cone in the backyard. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you don't know, do you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you'll find out.

[Willie Griswold]

Backyard implies something.

[Christy Lee]

I get that part around back.

[Willie Griswold]

Munch implies the snow cone's confusing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that is confusing.

[Chick McGee]

What else would you just stick your face into? Snow cone or a pie of pecan pie?

[Josh Arnold]

What? Have you tried something? She's like, what are you doing? I said, munch on the snow cone in the backyard.

[Chick McGee]

I got the snow cone machine and everything. What the hell are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys ever have the Snoopy snow cone machine?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I had the Frosty. The snowman.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. Oh, okay. He never had it. Yeah, it was. And it was kind of. A producer had one. Jess Hooker said she had one.

[Chick McGee]

I had. I always saw it in the series. Sears wish book.

[Josh Arnold]

Same. We never, never had you.

[Chick McGee]

You had the Sears wish book.

[Josh Arnold]

We had the Sears catalog that we would circle things for Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And we wanted to let Santa know.

[Christy Lee]

That we were a JCPenney family.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there wasn't a huge difference at all. Because you said it like you were disappointed.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was. It was.

[Pat Godwin]

They were a dollar store people.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Pennies. Pennies was less. Everyone knew it.

[Christy Lee]

Less than Sears.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

The hierarchy according to my grandma and my mom.

[Willie Griswold]

So funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Sears and JCPenney pretty? My mom called it pennies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Pennies.

[Christy Lee]

Pennies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Were the same. But if you had Dillard's money.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very much.

[Josh Arnold]

That was. Oh, you don't get your jeans at Dillard's. They're way more expensive than we do.

[Chick McGee]

They're the same jeans. No, no, they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would Dillard's have a giant markup and not. They were in the same mall.

[Chick McGee]

Why are they getting away?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that true at all?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, that's true. No, there was a hierarchy. I agree with that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, there's a high. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What about Kohl's? What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

That wasn't even around then.

[Pat Godwin]

But newer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I got my eye on Kohl's because you can get a nice sports shirt and then you could get a. A ninja food processor.

[Christy Lee]

You can take anything back there for Amazon. You don't have to have a box or not. Amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Sign up for their credit card. Microwaves are a dollar.

[Christy Lee]

You get a lot of Cole's cash back. I know.

[Pat Godwin]

Get a lot of something back.

[Chick McGee]

Absolute true story. What's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Taylor Swift at Pebble Beach. Did you talk about that? What? We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

Why doesn't she gol why doesn't she just stay home?

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't you.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she might have.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I just toured the world for four years.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think I'm just going to put my feet up.

[Josh Arnold]

Going to chill for a little bit.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Go watch Breaking Bad.

[Christy Lee]

You know, we were talking about Alcoh. Some people apparently have gut microbes that produce high alcohol levels, so that might get you drunk faster.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that some people have a spontaneously producing alcohol system in their body. If they drink enough, it keeps. They can get drunker even if they stop drinking.

[Josh Arnold]

We've also had stories of people who don't even have to drink alcohol. Their body, like, produces it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And all of a sudden, they're drunk.

[Chick McGee]

They're drunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'll talk about that. That's kind of what we're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

That's odd.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Chick McGee]

Experian Foreign welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's got news coming up in seconds. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

With a song.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

President's Day.

[Chick McGee]

President's Day song. You got a President's Day one. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll go.

[Willie Griswold]

Hail to the queef, you dirty boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Did I say something wrong?

[Willie Griswold]

Silly.

[Chick McGee]

Silly.

[Josh Arnold]

How coy he looked when he said.

[Chick McGee]

Christie's the only one that possibly could have queefed. Queefed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, voice coming out of you. Well, coming out of you is the wrong way to say that. That's hearing you say that.

[Christy Lee]

How do guys feel about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't care.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't, don't pay any attention to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Forward. It kind of don't giggle, don't laugh anything. I bet most guys are fine.

[Chick McGee]

Crap the bed. We wouldn't care.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Just keep moving.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like a apathetic kind of thing. See you later, move on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In fact, to me it tells me I'm getting a little work done. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of like getting, getting a receipt a little bit hard work.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

I plunged some air in there.

[Christy Lee]

So we shouldn't feel weird about it.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't know. Women should never feel self confident. Conscious about that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh gosh.

[Chick McGee]

We haven't been able to play this for Christy. She was.

[Christy Lee]

What's that now?

[Josh Arnold]

Should we just not say anything? Let her guess what this is?

[Chick McGee]

Nope, we're not going to say anything. We're just going to let you guess what this is. Here we go. Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is a. This is two people making two different noises.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a mashup.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know one, obviously.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's Tom. But the other other is a person.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, a person. Take a guess.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think that sound is?

[Christy Lee]

A big fat guy.

[Josh Arnold]

This is better than I thought it would be.

[Chick McGee]

A big fat guy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a big, A big fat guy doing what though?

[Christy Lee]

Could you play it again?

[Chick McGee]

You're going to be, you're going to be embarrassed. Look at her face is turned.

[Christy Lee]

Cuz I didn't want to say that.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, and it's the nicest person in the room too.

[Josh Arnold]

I think a big fat guy is A fine assumption. Snoring.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that is a big thing.

[Christy Lee]

Is that true?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's totally a fair guess.

[Chick McGee]

This was recorded as she was doing it.

[Christy Lee]

That's Jess.

[Josh Arnold]

Napping. Napping on a sofa, having a nap.

[Pat Godwin]

Caught by her family.

[Chick McGee]

And I tell you, I've never been more jealous. She's getting such good sleep.

[Pat Godwin]

Listen, even she's out.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine she is out now.

[Christy Lee]

I feel horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Even Jess, I think, would say I sound like. I sound like a big factor this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Or it sounds like I'm going to name the murderer. I'll be right back. Creeks, open creeks. And then, of course, Tom with the. I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we all know that. That sound.

[Willie Griswold]

There's like an angelic part of that. Oh, it sounds very whale song. It's kind of like the intro to the video game Halo. If you guys know what that is.

[Josh Arnold]

A very pleasant. That's the Halo one's a little more pleasant to me. But I don't get mad at Tom. I'm also a pretty loud yawner sneezer. I'm a very loud puker.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

People in other states know when I'm calling the dinosaur. But I don't know, it's not really my fault because, I mean, I'm. I also, like, bust blood vessels and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

My whole family, my brothers and I, we are all.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, it's like our insides are trying to leave our body.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Willie Griswold]

Are you screaming while you do it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's. This is. I'll do it. This is not an exaggeration. This is my brother John.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And that really is all of us.

[Chick McGee]

That's good. Yeah. Does that sound like anything you're familiar with in your family?

[Willie Griswold]

Well, my dad does weird stuff, but nothing like that.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing like that.

[Willie Griswold]

What were you shooting for? What were you thinking?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you have another loud vomiter.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom is also the loudest. The women in my family.

[Chick McGee]

My grandma orgasms.

[Josh Arnold]

So my mom's mother.

[Christy Lee]

No, mom's man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm my grandma. My grandma orgasms the whole neighborhood.

[Pat Godwin]

Cover your ears, little Josh.

[Chick McGee]

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

[Willie Griswold]

They'll hear that.

[Chick McGee]

That in Kansas. You know what? And it sounds just like this.

[Josh Arnold]

That's my grandpa.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's your grandpa. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My working, belching. My. My. My grandmother, my mom and my one niece.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Can burp with the best of my.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. My grandma. My mom's mom. This is her belch. I'm not Kidding. Duh. It's kind of like your dad.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'll kind of like a. That kind of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Your dad does get a ton of air.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, he kind of pushes it.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot he does.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, these are all kind of learned behaviors. I think we pick up on them. So maybe your mom or your dad was a screen puker and then you guys just grabbed onto that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm sure my. I don't know if I ever heard my dad.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a funny sentence.

[Josh Arnold]

I will.

[Chick McGee]

I'll stack my silent vomiting up against anybody.

[Christy Lee]

I'm pretty good too. I'm pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

I am as quiet or as loud as I care to be quiet if I'm being dramatic. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, that's. Oh, here. Here we go. Is another noise from Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That's why he does that a lot.

[Willie Griswold]

I kind of do a version of that too. I'm not happy about it, but I've had someone call me out for that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding. You do it?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

But again, that's. That's what you do.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a learned behavior. Yeah, you pick it up when you're little. And I make a lot of noise if I have to sneeze and I have to keep my eyes open because I'm driving. It sounds like someone's dying. It's, ah, it's.

[Pat Godwin]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

It's just insane. It's just insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, he's being. Tom is being obnoxious at the end there. He's trying to be kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he says he's not. Not though. It's some sort of reflux.

[Willie Griswold]

I think it's like a control thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like that actor. What's the guy? Yes, that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hello.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, very similar.

[Chick McGee]

One more sports story real quick. A Slovak fugitive who's been on the run for 16 years, finally arrested. He turned up to support his national ice hockey team at the Winter Olympics. 44 year old, wanted by Italian authorities for a series of thefts committed in 2010.

[Josh Arnold]

Let him go. Nobody misses that stuff anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Italian military police tracked him down after he checked into a campsite near Milan. Authorities said he was taken to San Vitori prison to serve a pending sentence of 11 months, seven days.

[Christy Lee]

Campsite. He's doing well.

[Chick McGee]

The man did not manage to see the opening game, which Slovakia's hockey team beat Finland 4 to 1.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't get to see it.

[Christy Lee]

How about that U.S. team? They're on a roll.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the men's and women's.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't realize that they are allowing NHL players to play in the Olympics for the first time.

[Josh Arnold]

First time in 12 years.

[Christy Lee]

12 years. Why didn't they allow them for 12 years?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't really remember why they. I don't remember if it was the NHL going, no, no. Or if it was the Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember who said the kachuks and the dry sidel and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you. Jack Hughes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You got them all there. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good to see TJ Oshi doing some commentary. Real quick. We have a letter about hockey, I think, and I'd like to. Your opinion on this.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Phil says, I enjoy Josh's. Josh's suggestions on rule changes in sports, especially getting rid of pass interference in the NFL. You know my philosophy on that.

[Chick McGee]

You let him catch the ball, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Got to tackle him before he catches the ball.

[Chick McGee]

Part of the game.

[Josh Arnold]

As a fellow NHL fan says Phil, how does Josh, how do you feel about making the goalie wear an eye patch as some type of penalty?

[Chick McGee]

I like that very. Instead of going to the penalty box.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

There's some working with one eye.

[Josh Arnold]

The goalie does something right and he has to wear one eye.

[Chick McGee]

I like that very much.

[Christy Lee]

I know nothing about hockey. Do goalies get to the penalty box often?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Do they, though? And there's an open goal. Does that happen?

[Chick McGee]

No, there is an open goal at times.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But that goalie going because of a lot of. I think probably if a goalie commits some sort of. If there's a penalty called on a goalie, they send somebody else. They'll send. They can. They can send a different player.

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Willie Griswold]

But this eye patch thing could change everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it could.

[Willie Griswold]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Two infractions, two eye patches.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

I still. You go back to the early 70s, mid-70s. Nobody's wearing a helmet on in hockey. Nobody. Not even the goalie. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, doesn't make any sense.

[Chick McGee]

Catch a puck to the head, then get back to me.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, you wanted to see how hot they were with none of their teeth in. You know, you want to see those guys look good out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Broken noses. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're going to come back with some news and Christie's.

[Christy Lee]

There we are.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a rumor. We'll be right back. This the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hope everybody had a nice Valentine's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it lovely?

[Chick McGee]

Kind of lost track of day. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

I did Valentine's Day pre show dinner alone at a sports bar and I. I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, great.

[Willie Griswold]

Is that good time watch Purdue kick some ass against Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

No one deserves your more. Deserves your love and attention more than you.

[Josh Arnold]

What you treat yourself to.

[Willie Griswold]

I had a delicious tacos and I got a side of broccoli at the bar to be healthy with the, the 23 ounces I enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not? Why not?

[Willie Griswold]

It was. That's my new thing, man. If I'm at a restaurant, they do broccoli as a side. I do that and I get whatever I want and I go, hey, I'm. I'm of kind, kind of healthy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, yeah, get it. Get those vitamins and minerals in there.

[Willie Griswold]

Better than getting the fries. And they were. And then I was making the tacos myself. A little chicken, little broccoli, a little sour cream. I was going loco.

[Chick McGee]

Who are you fooling? Yourself. That's who you're fooling.

[Willie Griswold]

I thought that was a fun thing.

[Chick McGee]

But I got broccoli.

[Willie Griswold]

It's nice to get the broccoli on the side.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Pat Godwin]

Broccoli is the whisked broom of the lower intestine.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

Because today's President's Day. Get a load of this. Here's some fun facts about presidents for my buddies at Mental Floss. John Quincy Adams. They called him the q. Jq. Wade would wake up at 4am and skinny dip in the Potomac. He believed the ritual gave him the focus he needed to address his daily tasks. Wow. William Howard town.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently you don't want to do that today. Day I. There have been some recent studies about how the Potomac is poison.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Well, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

They're looking into it. Hopefully they can.

[Chick McGee]

William Howard Taft. What do we know about him? He was big fatty.

[Josh Arnold]

He got stuck in a tub.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that apocryphal or do we know that? That.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that actually happened. That's not the fact. They had.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

William Howard Taft would Wake up and just fart. Do us morning. And then at 8:30am every day he would have a 12oz steak.

[Pat Godwin]

Never an egg actually. Always.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it said. Just a steak.

[Willie Griswold]

It must have been so nice back then. You just eat steak every meal. You drink whiskey every meal. Cigarettes are healthy.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't we have audio?

[Christy Lee]

I think we have proof that they weren't.

[Josh Arnold]

We have audio of Taft sleeping. I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think we do. During a big staff meeting.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he would. He would fall.

[Pat Godwin]

We have something that is brand new.

[Josh Arnold]

We have something new in the studio.

[Chick McGee]

That is very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker's office has a large window. She can actually see into the studio.

[Chick McGee]

So light that up. I'm going to get a picture of that for the Instagram.

[Josh Arnold]

She now has a light up middle finger. It's a whole hand with a middle finger. So if we. We can't just now say things to her, right?

[Christy Lee]

She can flip us off.

[Josh Arnold]

She can flip us off anytime she wants.

[Willie Griswold]

Or wave.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, there's a wave.

[Josh Arnold]

Or we're talking to the hand.

[Willie Griswold]

Rock and roll. That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

The shocker. No, that's the shocker. One in the pink, two in the stink. There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Highly visual and distracting.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's move on, please.

[Chick McGee]

Calvin Coolidge. Yes. Remember his nickname? Cece Silent.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know what you were blowing up there.

[Chick McGee]

Silent Cow.

[Christy Lee]

Silent what?

[Chick McGee]

Silent Cow.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you said cow.

[Willie Griswold]

The Silent Cow.

[Josh Arnold]

Silent Cow.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's. What do you. What is it? Knock, knock.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's there?

[Chick McGee]

Interrupting cow.

[Josh Arnold]

Interrupting cow.

[Pat Godwin]

Always funny.

[Chick McGee]

Hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's do Silent Cow. Knock, knock.

[Christy Lee]

Who's there?

[Josh Arnold]

Silent Cow.

[Christy Lee]

Silent Cow who?

[Chick McGee]

Calvin Coolidge. Got that out. Would have petroleum jelly massaged into to his head by White House staff while enjoying his breakfast.

[Willie Griswold]

Is that just Vaseline petroleum jelly?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This served to both keep his hair in place and ease his sinus issues. See, this is the kind of thing, if I were president, I have this kind of stuff. Weird stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Petroleum jelly is an amazing product. A lot of people I know have used it for years on their face at night before they go to bed.

[Chick McGee]

They have?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems. I. I'm sure it's not. It just seems caustic to me. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I know a couple, they use petroleum jelly to. Every now and then they have a snow cone in the backyard. Harry S. Truman started his day with a shot of old Granddad bourbon followed by a glass of orange juice.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

So he was a functional alcoholic is.

[Christy Lee]

What he was just that one shot a day.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that he had one shot. His doctor told him to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know. If you, if you roll out of bed and have one. There's, that's, there's something about that that.

[Chick McGee]

Might be a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

But then again, he's president. I. Whatever it takes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? If you haven't ever been drunk on a Sunday morning at you. You're not living.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't judge Morning coming down.

[Chick McGee]

Don't judge me.

[Josh Arnold]

The beer I had last.

[Chick McGee]

I wish. I wish I was stoned. Bill Clinton was known for pausing his morning jog for a breakfast stop at McDonald's.

[Josh Arnold]

That was. That became a really great SNL sketch with Phil Hartman.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

He's on his morning jog and he stops into a McDonald's. Google it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a real sausage. Sausage McMuffin with egg. Did not have sex with that woman. Today is. I, I don't really. I don't celebrate Presidents Day.

[Christy Lee]

You don't?

[Chick McGee]

Any news stories over there concerning President's Day? No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we talked about it earlier. You know, it's government holiday, so they're.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. Here's the President. Are you ready for some football?

[Josh Arnold]

The President.

[Christy Lee]

Get the.

[Josh Arnold]

If it were. If I were president, you wouldn't see me or hear from me on President's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

What do they call that? A L. Lid. There would be a lid on all press.

[Chick McGee]

I would. They would. Well, it's been however long now since we've heard from our President. That's what they'd say about me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, he's really celebrating President's Day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's off.

[Josh Arnold]

No idea where he is.

[Willie Griswold]

What would you guys be doing for your special day?

[Josh Arnold]

I would rent out a water park just for me and my friends. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So our President Arnold is at Splashing Safari.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. He's down in Texas at Schlitterbahn with. And no one would. And there would be a White House President.

[Chick McGee]

White House West.

[Josh Arnold]

It would be a. There'd be a non disclosure agreement punishable by death if you.

[Christy Lee]

By death.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They couldn't say where I was.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Have you been to a water park though? The employees there don't look like they're, you know, the most secretive of people.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why.

[Willie Griswold]

Usually like stoner 16 year olds.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying blood won't be spilled because they're gonna tell.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I recently was on this cruise and the only time I got off the ship was in Dominica. Is that right? Yeah. And Pat said, oh, it's the most beautiful place. And it's got rainforests. And we did a nice hike, but then we did a tubing down the river.

[Willie Griswold]

Like a lazy river situation.

[Christy Lee]

Like a lazy river situation.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a natural river?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's what I thought.

[Chick McGee]

There wasn't a lot of urine in it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, when you get there, you each get an inner tube. It's not a lazy river situation situation. I would say the rapids were about maybe a two some places. I saw a girl flip. She went over. But it was the smell. They don't tell you.

[Josh Arnold]

What was it like?

[Christy Lee]

Well, because everybody's wearing the same life vest. You know, they go down, then they run back up, and then you got to put on a wet life vest that somebody else is born. I almost had that in that vomiting situation.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it. It was. It was fun, but you gotta get over the smell. It was something. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not wearing a life vest on that.

[Christy Lee]

I'll take my chances. It wasn't deep. You'd probably be okay.

[Chick McGee]

I enjoyed, Remember, I don't know where we were.

[Christy Lee]

I did wear a swim shirt.

[Chick McGee]

You and me and the flavor of the month. Whoever you had with you. I forget.

[Christy Lee]

Was it in Vegas?

[Chick McGee]

I might have been in Vegas and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was when you were dating Bob Zany.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We were in the Lazy river, and I was really enjoying myself. And then somebody said, you know, that's full of urine. You're just covered in piss when you're in the lazy room. And it ruined my time.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's because everybody's drunk in the Lazy river and they're not getting out to pee.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was you who told me that, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I did maybe mention that it's just pee in there, but why'd you make me something like Tom?

[Chick McGee]

That's my irritating person voice.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. He's his de facto no fun guy.

[Christy Lee]

The other factor, that kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, de facto way.

[Christy Lee]

The other factor, though, that kind of got me a little bit was the guides on our trip, because they have to get ahead of you so you don't get off course.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they got to get something to guide.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. These guys were high as f. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We're in the Caribbean, so how did.

[Chick McGee]

I know, you know, dreadlocks and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And humming Bob Marley.

[Willie Griswold]

If you're, like, renting jet skis on vacation. Yeah. It's usually some stoner back there that you're doing it from.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's my. Because my dad always loved, like, A boat day on vacation or whatever. And so he's calling some 17 year old stoner captain the whole time. Very weird. Don't call him the captain.

[Josh Arnold]

He's high.

[Christy Lee]

It was a fun trip, but I expected a lazy river. What I got was more of a rapidly high. Yeah, smelly high. Rapid ride.

[Willie Griswold]

Did they give you a helmet?

[Chick McGee]

Was it scary?

[Christy Lee]

You do get a helmet.

[Chick McGee]

A helmet helmet.

[Christy Lee]

And you get a padd so when you get stuck on the rocks, you can push yourself off.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like this. I want it to be all just right raw.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't want to work.

[Chick McGee]

I took a class a long time ago in whitewater rafting and they want you to flip over in the thing so you can flip yourself back over.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. So you trained to do it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Then the instructor had to come help me. I was drowning.

[Josh Arnold]

Those guys in those.

[Chick McGee]

Kayaks that fly up in the dry.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you know there's not a.

[Chick McGee]

Rock down there smash your face off? I could hear him through the water going, okay, come on on back up. Or whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you thinking, you know, I'd love to.

[Chick McGee]

I'd love. It's not for lack of trying.

[Willie Griswold]

If only it were that simple.

[Chick McGee]

So I can tell you that what's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're going to talk about Taylor Swift. We have some movie results. We have the world's longest direct flight from China to Argentina.

[Willie Griswold]

We gotta get on that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess 32 hours.

[Christy Lee]

Well, tell you, you can watch all.

[Willie Griswold]

The Lord of the Rings movies.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to. You'd have to. You'd have to gas up in the air. If you're on 32 hours, have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it's an adventure.

[Christy Lee]

Run laps in the plane. You'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

I was on a flight that was 18, something like that. And they made us stand up. The story led us in, in like marching in place and stretches and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that sounds like an Asian airline.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

They like to push you around and tell you what to do stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like being in the Deer Hunter. What?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we all want peace of mind, don't we?

[Josh Arnold]

Hang out. They just get too close to you and yell things like that.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. I insist on a song right now.

[Pat Godwin]

And I will do it.

[Chick McGee]

You've got one. You've got one in the chamber. Yeah. All right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

I hope it's a tribute to Josh. Is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Could be. You want it to be. I got, I got that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You got, you got one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Is it under A for Arnold?

[Pat Godwin]

I think it's under J. Oh, but let me check off.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

What's going on, dude?

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and Trickster. We're waiting for a song from Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't hear a good Josh Arnold. I haven't heard somebody say Jag off in a while. Yeah, no, the J, the, the hard J. G. Right. And that's, that's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

That is primarily East Coast, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

I think. Doesn't it sound East Coast?

[Willie Griswold]

I just love Jackass. Jackass is real good, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

What's this jackass doing? Yeah, you say that in the car and then you feel a little better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Jackass is great, you jackass. And technically kids can say it. Yes, that's, that's, that's fun too.

[Chick McGee]

You think it's okay for kids to say it?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they're just calling somebody a donkey.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Donkey butt.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's our own donkey butt. Pat Godwin with his capo in place.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I hope I remember this.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew a man, Josh Arnold, and he jokes for you.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I love this.

[Pat Godwin]

He's here to amuse.

[Willie Griswold]

Here to am.

[Pat Godwin]

He gets teased a lot for liking porn and pizza pie. First food, booze. He bombs so hard. In Toledo one night. Mr. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Who is it Me.

[Pat Godwin]

Mr. Josh Arnold. One more time. Oh, yeah, Mr. Josh Arnold. Half thin, half fat. It's from his act, you know. Here we go. Met him on a show on radio. It was Bob and Tom. Silver chin, a flannel shirt and fork in hand.

[Josh Arnold]

Fork in hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Harry palms. Of course, he has no wife.

[Chick McGee]

No wife.

[Pat Godwin]

Likes a single life vacations by himself. Only look, a flying squirrel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When it comes to loving women, you know Josh, he says he's thorough and generous. They try to play with his butt, he'll let them touch. Did not enter much. He said they like to laugh. Oh, they didn't laugh into La Lido that night. Cold, cold night. Mr. Josh Arnold. Mr. Josh Arnold. Mr.— Josh Arnold has diver.

[Josh Arnold]

Technically, I have diverticulosis that eventually sometimes becomes diverticulitis.

[Pat Godwin]

You can't have popcorn. And what else can't you have have?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, seeds and nuts. Seeds and nuts. Because it makes my stomach hurt. Makes blood drip from my butt.

[Chick McGee]

Blood drip from his butt.

[Pat Godwin]

Blood drip from his ass. Oh, so very fat. Like a geyser down there.

[Chick McGee]

It's a bloody mess.

[Pat Godwin]

Guys, Josh Arnold, we love him.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure feel my favorite attributed.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite part of that whole song is fork and ham.

[Josh Arnold]

I always, whenever Pat plays that, I always look to Tom to see his reaction to fork and hand.

[Willie Griswold]

And he laughs.

[Pat Godwin]

He laughs every time.

[Willie Griswold]

Like you looked at me like you were deeply offended. And it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't stop playing.

[Pat Godwin]

Laughing.

[Chick McGee]

Tom laughs so hard his face turns red. Oh, yeah, go ahead, turn.

[Willie Griswold]

That is one day he. When he's not here anymore, there will be a photo of him laughing. Used in like a slideshow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And it'll look so happy. It'll make me happy. And then I'll go, someone probably just made a joke about being assaulted in prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Willie Griswold]

And that's the face that he made. That's what brought him joy.

[Pat Godwin]

He loves that when he comes back off the chair. I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Those moments.

[Josh Arnold]

People, People ask. There are two reasons why? Tom comes, he'll push his chair back away from. He's either real happy or real mad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you were right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You ever get the cut sign? Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he's. He's kind of backed off on that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Next.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't gotten in a while. Next time I got more rude.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I haven't gotten it since, like, Thanksgiving. I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a little scissors for a while. Remember the scissors?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you kind of ruined. What did you ruin?

[Josh Arnold]

Christmas.

[Willie Griswold]

I was a big Christmas ruiner.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, to be fair.

[Chick McGee]

Fair?

[Willie Griswold]

It was, you know, it was me and the other young one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

We were, you know, just always at each other's throats.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

So You've Ruined Christmas was one of Tommy G's greatest hits growing up. I gotta say.

[Josh Arnold]

You've ruined Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what do you got over there in the newsroom?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we've been talking a lot about alcohol today for some reason.

[Chick McGee]

We sure have. And I'm thirsty.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Researchers have discovered that certain people with Auto Brewery Symptoms syndrome turn carbs into alcohol without even drinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

Auto brewery syndrome?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The scientists at University of California, San Diego. Oh, that was my dream university. Wanted to go there so bad. Studied these stool samples from patients with the rare condition and discovered several key species of gut bacteria.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's booze in your poop that.

[Christy Lee]

Ferment sugars into ethanol in the intestine. These microbes can drive blood alcohol levels high enough to cause legal intoxication.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

That's crazy talk.

[Christy Lee]

Crazy talk.

[Chick McGee]

Please.

[Willie Griswold]

Eat a bowl of fruit and you get wasted.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, you don't even have to eat fruit. It just whatever microbes are in your body.

[Josh Arnold]

That's wild. Yeah, it's cool. I mean, I wonder if you have to drive around, like, with a card, right?

[Chick McGee]

Because.

[Pat Godwin]

And how does one get one of these cards?

[Chick McGee]

You've got to be. You've got to be. Got to be allowed for, right? I mean, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Travis Kelsey playing in the AT&T Hubble Beach Pro Am over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Pebble?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There was a spike in ticket sales because.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tay Tay was there.

[Christy Lee]

Rumors were swirling that Taylor would be there watching her fiance play in the second round.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, why are all these women buying golf tickets?

[Christy Lee]

She, alas, was not there. The Swifties had to settle for watching the Kansas City Chicken Chiefs. Tight end.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

$60,000 in tickets were sold in 12 hours after announcing Kelsey was In the field. Then another 21,000 in the 12 hours leading up to Friday's round. So, yeah, the rumors were swelling. Swifties were there. But I'd love to see swifties on a golf course watching a golf tournament.

[Chick McGee]

That's not the only thing swelling I get. Didn't she write a song about how large she is?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's called what? I think it's a pretty good song. Has, like, a Jackson 5 feel to it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty fun about his wiener.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wood, I think, or what? I think wood.

[Willie Griswold]

It's called wood. I think it's called wood. It's. I don't have to pop, pop. Knock on wood. And I think she's talking about his male member.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's fun. All right. Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Honestly, good for her for not going. Because if. If a guy goes golfing, he does not want his girlfriend to come with him, so good for her for letting him have his own thing.

[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has brought this up before. If you're in a rel, have the other person have their own thing, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it really is important. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always great to share some things and then to have individual things.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what if their own things, Someone else in another relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not as healthy as, say, tennis.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, try tennis.

[Willie Griswold]

Remember the cardio benefits, though, you know, they both can help with your workout.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe fantasy football.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't just jump right to cheating.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Buy running shoes first.

[Chick McGee]

This is all gold here. You might want to write this down.

[Christy Lee]

We're teaching you a lot here, kids.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

The replacements for the astronauts involved in NASA's first medical evacuation are on the International Space Station.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't that take quite a while to get replacements up there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they had some issues with weather because it was so cold in Florida and.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't they. Is there work that they had to get done? Is there important work going on that left undone?

[Christy Lee]

I think there were astronauts still on board. They just took our four and then put four back. It's international. There are other.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, there's Russians up there.

[Christy Lee]

Four astronauts representing us, France, and Russia took off from the Kennedy Space center on Friday, docked with the space station on.

[Josh Arnold]

Why? Why do we have an international space. I want competing space station.

[Chick McGee]

That's how you get competitive pricing.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah. There should be more of a cat capitalistic viewpoint on this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we can do it for a million dollars less.

[Christy Lee]

Well, aren't they closing the International Space Station soon?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they're making a new one, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Willie Griswold]

And then the other one's just going to crash into the ocean.

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be funny if they went up there and it was like an empty mall?

[Josh Arnold]

It was a Spirit Halloween.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's Julius?

[Chick McGee]

The Spirit Halloween store up there.

[Willie Griswold]

Is that Sabaro open?

[Chick McGee]

Cool. It's still open, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

New Zealand welcomed the first passengers on the world's longest direct flight from China to Argentina.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what did New Zealand have to do?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Willie Griswold]

What are they goofing around doing?

[Chick McGee]

Are they just standing on the ground waving as it goes overboard?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here, let me finish.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The China Eastern Airlines service from Shanghai to Buenos Aires, which takes over 25 hours, stops in Auckland to give passengers a two hour break before continuing on their final leg of the flight.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this doesn't count.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, there's an intermission in New Zealand.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it didn't say non stop. I got to give them credit. It does say world's longest direct flight. The service runs twice each week.

[Willie Griswold]

Doesn't direct flight imply that you don't stop anywhere?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I always thought.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's impossible to fly that long without being refueled midair, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's got to be part of it too, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

But yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

How long is the. How long do they say that whole flight is?

[Christy Lee]

Says 25 hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I did 22, but we. That was with one stop. Stop in Hong Kong.

[Christy Lee]

For how long?

[Josh Arnold]

It was 22 hours.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, to stop in Hong Kong.

[Chick McGee]

Is that like Hong Kong? St. Louis to Seoul. Is that what you're doing?

[Josh Arnold]

That was St Louis to Singapore.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. How many?

[Christy Lee]

There was only one stop. You went St. Louis to home.

[Josh Arnold]

We went St. Louis, Chicago. Chicago to Hong Kong. Hong Kong to Singapore.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was 22.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, slept a full eight hour night.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Christy Lee]

You're lucky can do that. A KLM flight was canceled after a rat was spotted in the cabin.

[Josh Arnold]

KLM is gonna rock you. A rat?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how you doing? You know he did it. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

The rodent appeared from the overhead bins and crawled behind a curtain during the journey from Amsterdam to Aruba. I'm out.

[Willie Griswold]

Turn it around. Turn it around.

[Chick McGee]

How did a rat. Rat get on a plane?

[Christy Lee]

Flight crew kept an eye on the stowaway until the plane landed in a room.

[Chick McGee]

See the rat in a little suit with a straw hat and his carry on?

[Christy Lee]

He's going to Aruba.

[Chick McGee]

He's going to Aruba.

[Willie Griswold]

These bottles of Jack Daniels are huge.

[Josh Arnold]

He's smoking.

[Chick McGee]

He's visiting his relatives in Aruba. Those lizards. He's gonna go see him.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Excuse me. I ordered the kosher lunch. Pardon me. Don't know why that's so funny. I love that, though.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the best part is all these seats are first class. Plenty of room.

[Christy Lee]

Klm. Royal Dutch Airlines said the return flight back to Amsterdam was canceled to allow the aircraft to be cleaned.

[Willie Griswold]

Is there a chance that this rat was actually under the captain's hat and was pulling his hair in order to control where the flight was going?

[Pat Godwin]

Anyone can fly.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes, there. Is there a chance that this was happening. And then we kicked the. This guy off and now the fight's not going to go where it has to go.

[Chick McGee]

Why was that automatically okay for us? Was it. Did Patton Oswald have something to do with that?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very charming voice work.

[Chick McGee]

Yanking his hair was somehow. Oh, I believe that. And would move his arms.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time. This wasn't too long ago, where I was thinking about that movie.

[Willie Griswold]

Like on a Wednesday afternoon. You were just thinking about Ratatouille.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why? Because I don't love it. And that's. And there's something about it I don't love. And I know it's like. It is like a beloved movie, but there's something about it that. But anyway, I was trying to remember the dish that they prepared for the critic.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I swear, it took me. You couldn't remember hours until I remembered that the dish they made was ratatouille. Yes, it was one of the dishes. Dumber things.

[Chick McGee]

See, now, I don't care for that scene where he imagines him. He. The taste reminds what.

[Willie Griswold]

That scene is beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Thumb down, thumbs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is.

[Pat Godwin]

It's got a couple odd scenes.

[Willie Griswold]

That's like one of the animated things that'll make me cry.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. It's a very emotional moment for me.

[Pat Godwin]

It makes me cry because when I first started comedy, Pat Noswal was the bouncer in Taking Tickets, not the star of everything.

[Josh Arnold]

It made me cry because portion is.

[Chick McGee]

Just so small and you have fork in hand.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had ratatouille. Have you guys?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

It didn't look good, did it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it looked like. It was a nice.

[Willie Griswold]

It looked like a vegetable stew kind of tomato heavy. I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not sure. I don't even know what it is.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's like a flatbread pizza.

[Christy Lee]

It's not a flatbread pizza.

[Chick McGee]

There's this. Call it ratatouille. It's like stew.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, they were. They made a sequel to that movie that many people didn't buy. It was called Chocolate Mousse, and the moose just barely fit under the guy's hat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought you were gonna go rata 3e instead of rata 2.

[Pat Godwin]

Welsh rabbit.

[Josh Arnold]

Because a moose on a guy's head, he'd be dead.

[Pat Godwin]

That is funny.

[Christy Lee]

This is basically a lot of summer vegetables in a tomato sauce. It sounds actually pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what it is?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Eggplant, zucchini, yellow squash. But sweet bell pepper simmered to perfection in a lively tomato sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no meat in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Boring.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just reading the original French recipe.

[Pat Godwin]

Put a shrimp in there.

[Chick McGee]

Put some protein in there.

[Willie Griswold]

Come on, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

How about. Do I get a loaf of bread or something?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe I gotta have bread.

[Chick McGee]

Do I get a beverage?

[Willie Griswold]

I gotta get a bevy.

[Chick McGee]

I need a bevy.

[Josh Arnold]

What bevy goes best with a rat? Tattooie?

[Chick McGee]

Diet Coke.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody knows it.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, was just making. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I was making a face as funny.

[Josh Arnold]

As any face you've ever made.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Chrissy Lee. Make a face for the camera.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't want to do that.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That was it. That's good. There's Pat Godwin. There's Josh Arnold. There's Willie Griswold. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I didn't like it. Your dad was. Your father has given me that exact look almost every morning.

[Willie Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh. That just scared me.

[Willie Griswold]

What does he give you? I was just trying to be a cool.

[Chick McGee]

That's the angry Griswold. What have I done?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I was trying to be a cool, chill guy.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and where. We're at the news desk, weren't we?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Have you heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, everybody's heard about the word.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's talking about GLP1s right now. You know, it's the lose the wait time Ozempic. You know what's brought back? What's been brought back by the Ozempic?

[Chick McGee]

Aids. The diet candy.

[Christy Lee]

No, the old timey pirates disease. Scurvy.

[Chick McGee]

Scurvy.

[Willie Griswold]

That's fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Vitamin C, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Scurvy dog.

[Christy Lee]

A vitamin C deficiency that was common among pirates is now on the rise thanks to G LP1 medications which limit your appetite so much that people aren't eating fresh fruits and vegetables and aren't getting the nutrients.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I would think that fresh fruit and.

[Willie Griswold]

Vegetables, people would be cutting, you know, ice cream sundaes and hamburgers, not the. The orange.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of what I thought too.

[Willie Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I haven't done it, but yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

They called the Brit lime. Limeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

English people. Limey's. Because they all got, what, Rickets? What is it? Is that right? I think so.

[Willie Griswold]

I think, yeah. You got something going on with that theory.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. There's something. There's something correct in there.

[Christy Lee]

It's funny you bring up Britain because Robbie Williams, he's a British singer, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He was diagnosed with scurvy. Yeah. He said he'd been taking something like Ozempic and told the Mirror I'd stop Eating and it wasn't getting any nutrients and symptoms include anemia, bloody gums, poor wound healing and brain bruising.

[Pat Godwin]

But I look fabulous.

[Chick McGee]

I had bloody gums and a bruise. Well, never mind when I had it.

[Christy Lee]

But when. Scurvy.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a long time.

[Christy Lee]

When you were on the pipe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That was when you were out to sea though.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you were out there for what, three and a half years?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I. I opened my mouth when I should have.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't touch Tara Firmer for.

[Chick McGee]

No, I was on. I. You ever at. At sea so long when you even get off the boat, it feels like you're still on the boat?

[Josh Arnold]

I have. I mean. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it doesn't take long. That happened to me.

[Chick McGee]

Me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a weird feeling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then when you go to sleep, you feel it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I. I even had to say something to my husband. I go, is the. Am I okay? I'm about to faint. He goes, no, you're just got sea legs.

[Chick McGee]

That poor bastard putting up with that. I'm sick.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't want to leave the boat.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to leave the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Let's do it again. Exactly how.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, I'm sick. Why am I sick? Oh, sick.

[Christy Lee]

I just was that weird feeling. When you're walking, were you ever terra.

[Josh Arnold]

Firma standing against, you know, the, the. The railing and your husband would just kind of look down at the water and say things like, how cold do you think that is?

[Pat Godwin]

How far do you think I could get?

[Christy Lee]

If you were on the 11th deck, that would have been hell of a problem.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing, here's the thing. Either one of us is going over and I don't care which one. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I see those life. Those life rings on the decks and you think, do they really help?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Life preservers. Oh, in the. In the wild, wild ocean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, as Robert Schimmel would say, those work until the sharks come.

[Christy Lee]

And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Then they're a bobber.

[Pat Godwin]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What else do we have here? Scientists have found a way to plant ideas in your dreams to boost creativity. Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Inception. Wait, here we go.

[Willie Griswold]

This is just inception.

[Christy Lee]

Sleeping on a problem might be more powerful than we ever imagined. Neuroscientists at Northwestern University.

[Chick McGee]

Can I tell you something? I have dreamed a solution to like a. It's never happened for anything in here, but like I'm doing a project at the house where I'll dream about how the answer to fix it and yeah, really and it works when you wake up.

[Josh Arnold]

And it is when I wake up. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's legitimate. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They've shown that dreams can actually be nudged in scientific directions. And those who use dream tweaks may actually be able to boost their creativity. They played subtle sound cues during REM sleep, and researchers prompted people to dream.

[Chick McGee]

I've got my orange crush.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a song right there.

[Chick McGee]

She said REM sleep.

[Christy Lee]

About. About unsolved brain teasers they had struggled with earlier. An astonishing 75% of the participants dreamed about the cued puzzles and were able to solve them the next day.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't like this. I don't want any kind of messing around with dreams and stuff, but that is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Think Chick's done it.

[Chick McGee]

I've done it. It's worked.

[Christy Lee]

So did you go to bed specifically thinking, I need to come up with a solution?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I wonder how. How I'm gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Figure that out. And then I wake up and what was the solution?

[Willie Griswold]

Like, dog peanut butter versus human peanut butter.

[Chick McGee]

How to store it?

[Willie Griswold]

Is that what we're talking about here? Or was it like a big project around the house?

[Chick McGee]

It was like cutting a corner of maybe some crown molding or something.

[Willie Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Upside down and backwards or something. Yeah. Interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you do dovetail? Dovetails.

[Chick McGee]

I got dovetail joint.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only way you can do it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what's a dovetail joint?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you take a dove.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you rip the tail off of it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Put it.

[Chick McGee]

Trace that around the piece of wood, and then you throw the double. And then I had dreams. Good dove. That was crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I've had dreams where I came up with a killer comedy bit. And then when I wake up and I actually kind of, like, start to write it out, and I go, oh, this. This was just dream logic. There's. This isn't anything. None of this makes any sense.

[Chick McGee]

But in your crowd.

[Josh Arnold]

Love in the sleep, it was like, this is my. My new. Yeah, this will be my flute, man. Like, this will change my career.

[Chick McGee]

And you wake up and it's like, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm like, but bacon hands. What does that even mean?

[Chick McGee]

Gnarly bacon hands. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

That's a funny word.

[Christy Lee]

Bacon hands. According to the New York Post, if you've gone from dating apps to dating apps app, there's now a bar for you in Hell's Kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

A bar where you can date your apps.

[Willie Griswold]

What, like mozzarella sticks?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

It's been redesigned for those who have AI partners. So you can bring them along. Take your phone, your tablet, bring them to your table for a romantic evening as if you were both there in the flesh.

[Josh Arnold]

Get the flamethrowers. Now, can you imagine? We have to reduce this when Tom is here.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

On Wednesday night. It's called Same. It's called Same. Same. Wine bar was filled with patrons sitting at tables for 1 ish with their tech devices popped up on stands to make video calls to their virtual partners and headphones to hear them.

[Willie Griswold]

So it just looks like a bunch of iPad kids out eating alone at Starbucks.

[Josh Arnold]

So are they talking to real people?

[Christy Lee]

No, they're talking.

[Josh Arnold]

They are talking to AI people.

[Christy Lee]

People, right? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This is sadder than I thought it was.

[Christy Lee]

It's very sad.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, at least AI doesn't say she doesn't want to eat some of your fries. Then it comes to the table, and she eats all your fries every single time.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, I don't cry.

[Chick McGee]

And then all she wants is for you to have a snow cone out in the backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, this is really.

[Willie Griswold]

And I still can't figure out what.

[Josh Arnold]

It is, you know, it's a euphemism some sex move chick has come up with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't kind of totally understand what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Which is exactly what going.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you know what it is in your head?

[Chick McGee]

No. God, no.

[Pat Godwin]

You want to flavor the snow cone?

[Chick McGee]

I got no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Blood, right?

[Chick McGee]

I kind of figure backyard is something to do with your butt, but I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of have a horrible idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you munch on that snow cone. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I'll tell you, off the air.

[Willie Griswold]

That'S the cold part of it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it doesn't have to be cold always. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

This is really evolving.

[Chick McGee]

It's really something. We're gonna have T shirts eating a snow cone out in the backyard. Okay, you think about that, and I'll have the answer when we come back. What?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we're gonna talk about the Simpsons. We're gonna talk about movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Simpsons.

[Pat Godwin]

Eh?

[Chick McGee]

Simpsons. Sector 7G, sir.

[Christy Lee]

And really, be careful if you're trying to rescue an injured raccoon. We'll tell you why.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've done that, too. Out in the backyard. Ow. Saving an injured raccoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's filthy, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the Newspaper Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick Miggy.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hello, Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Want to learn them harmonica? Just got a real urge to get a harmonica.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that would be badass.

[Willie Griswold]

You think so?

[Chick McGee]

Blow on the harp every now and then.

[Willie Griswold]

Just pull it out. Sorry I can't tip you, surfer. I'm going to play the harmonica for.

[Chick McGee]

You, though, Little Walter. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick be Christy. What do we got going on on over there?

[Christy Lee]

The Simpsons is reaching the 800 episode milestone.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's astounding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the folks say the show lasts because it always resets. The 800th episode aired Sunday night. Last night on Fox. I unfortunately did not get to see it. Producers credit early outrage. Famous guest stars in a streaming era boost as Disney as keys to the show's success and longevity.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, it's funny as hell. Right.

[Christy Lee]

And it's going anywhere they say. So I'll probably. I think they'll hit a thousand episodes. I'd be.

[Josh Arnold]

So they recently announced a second movie as well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cool. Oh, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many writers do they have?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, over the years, it's got to be dozens.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Yeah. So it's constantly new and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Many, many, many.

[Christy Lee]

The new Wuthering Heights is open to first place at the North American box office, fueled mainly by women.

[Chick McGee]

With Frankenstein as the lover.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's right. And Margot Robbie.

[Chick McGee]

Do you love me, Horace? Or what is his name?

[Willie Griswold]

And Jacob Elordi. Is that him?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Heathcliff in Wizarding Heights.

[Pat Godwin]

Kathy is. Isn't Kathy.

[Chick McGee]

Kathy and Heathcliff? Yeah. I just want to do that.

[Christy Lee]

To me, Wuthering Heights is just the Count of Monte Cristo, only rewritten. It's like a very similar story.

[Josh Arnold]

It is?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I've read Wuthering Heights. I've never read Count of Monte Cristo.

[Christy Lee]

Very similar. Similar.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Count of Monte. Crisco.

[Christy Lee]

Crisco. Oh, that'd be different.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why you can't escape the jail. It's so slippery.

[Chick McGee]

Right. That's how he tried to get out of jail, by greasing the bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Second place went to the animated basketball film Goat. I don't know anything about this.

[Josh Arnold]

It's actually a goat.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's Steph Curry.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's Steph Curry and I think the kid from stranger things, Caleb McLaughlin. I haven't seen it. I saw like a trailer kind of thing was kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

All right, crime 101 came in third. And then good luck, have fun, don't die. That sounds fun.

[Chick McGee]

That teaches you how to commit a crime. Good luck. Crime 101.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I got a big thumbs up from our producer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it did. Crime 101.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, he's a criminal.

[Josh Arnold]

He said. He said the crime was very realistic.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a primate over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what's that?

[Chick McGee]

That's troubling. This scientist has a. Has a chimp or a primate named Ben who. Well, things. Things go wrong. They've had it for 10 years or so.

[Josh Arnold]

So in the theater quite a way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I can't imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

I found it to be very unpleasant.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, very.

[Josh Arnold]

I mostly just felt bad for the chimp.

[Chick McGee]

Sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It is a chimpanzee, isn't it? It is, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But if you've ever went, wanted to see a man's lower jaw removed very slowly.

[Chick McGee]

It's just like we went to see Joker, like, well, that guy, in order to get this movie party, had his jaw ripped out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know how they do the special effects anymore, but they're so. It's unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

So realistic.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Let's take a look at some more award winning films. Clint Bentley's Netflix film Train Dreams has taken the the top prize.

[Chick McGee]

Who was it? Clint.

[Christy Lee]

Clint Bentley.

[Chick McGee]

Clint. My fault.

[Christy Lee]

Train Dreams took the top prize at the Film Independent Spirit Awards.

[Chick McGee]

I love Love Train Dreams.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the best of the year for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Love it. And you got the best of the decade.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's up for our best pictures and it should be. Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Just settle down, get in your favorite chair, turn it on and just let it happen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We had it at Heartland Film Festival this year. It was amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Willie Griswold]

I fell asleep watching it last night. Still enjoyed it. I'm gonna do a rewatch later.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Adolescence swept the TV categories. Another amazing show. This happened Sunday in Los Angeles. Bentley also won best director. Rose Byrne won the leading actor prize for if I had legs, I'd kick you. I have not seen this.

[Chick McGee]

I liked that as well. Yeah, that was okay. It's different.

[Christy Lee]

That's what the trailer looked a little different. And I go, am I in?

[Willie Griswold]

It's got Conan in it, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Please. The therapist.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Have to check it out, man.

[Chick McGee]

You almost kind of forget it's him. Yeah. Which is good.

[Christy Lee]

I think Rose Byrne Was also honored as the 2026 Woman of the Year by Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Now, how was her brother's book coming? Or Sliding down the Banister by. By Peter Byrne. Isn't that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's still on the bestsellers list.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. They were gonna make a movie out of that.

[Christy Lee]

She took part in a parade in Cambridge. Received her pudding.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just gon. Looks. Chick looks at books.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we were talking about getting your lower jaw ripped off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A Georgia man bitten in the face while trying to rescue an injured raccoon.

[Willie Griswold]

No good deed.

[Chick McGee]

Man bit me in the face at.

[Christy Lee]

The Chattahoochee Nature Center. See, the man found way down yodder.

[Josh Arnold]

At the Chattahoochee Nature.

[Christy Lee]

Found that animal in the road and tried to bring it in himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would he do this?

[Christy Lee]

During the drive, the raccoon slipped its head out of the man's coat and bit him on the face and hands.

[Chick McGee]

Of course he did. Know why? Because it was. He was a cute little guy.

[Christy Lee]

He didn't want to be hugged.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he's a raccoon.

[Christy Lee]

Wildlife staff met him at the center. They took the raccoon, directed the man to a hospital for treatment.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I say, why would he do this? But I'm the guy who tried to save a snake over the summer and it bit me.

[Chick McGee]

Did you. I thought you made that up.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was. I even. I. I had it on my Instagram.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Willie Griswold]

I remember seeing this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I.

[Pat Godwin]

Fishing, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you do that? And then you.

[Josh Arnold]

Snake would have died.

[Chick McGee]

You fell over, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that. Not that.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a different time. No, this was. I tried to release the snake from a net it was caught in, and my gosh, if it didn't whip back and bite me in the finger.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's not poisonous because you're sitting here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There was no venom, but I was scared.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course. No, no. Well, this didn't happen. This did not end well for the raccoon.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

He was euthanized and test later confirmed had rabies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's how primate starts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The Chattanoochee Nature center is urging the public not to capture or transport wild animals on their own. Yeah, Just.

[Chick McGee]

Just don't do it.

[Christy Lee]

Make a call. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't there people who make a nice living getting rid of critters like that?

[Josh Arnold]

There are professionals out there. Yeah, you're exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Cages and things.

[Christy Lee]

A man in Australia Says his dogs allowed a horse and a steer to walk into the house.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love this joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on in, fellas.

[Christy Lee]

Andrew McKay, a Northern Territory Pack politician, shared home footage from his pet cam that shows his two dogs nuzzling open a door in order to get outside into the yard.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so they wanted out.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if Jason can find this, but soon a steer named sue wanders into the home, followed by a pet horse named Cricket. At the end of the video, Mr. McKay can be seen standing in the doorway surveying the damage.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell's going on in here?

[Christy Lee]

As one of the dogs comes and snuggles up to him. I didn't do it, dad. It was him. The animals knocked items off cabinets, threw food around the room, and even drank from a fish tank.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, what a party that is.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Willie Griswold]

Also a horse named Cricket. I like an animal named after another animal, like a dog named bear or moose. I think that's so fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I grew up with a dog named Cricket.

[Willie Griswold]

Did you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This is on CBS News. Oh, my gosh. That's so funny.

[Chick McGee]

So they were. Drank the. You think they ate the fish accidentally?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I bet that fish was.

[Chick McGee]

Going, hey, hey, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Drink lives here.

[Chick McGee]

Careful, careful.

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh.

[Willie Griswold]

A cow in a house. Just the image of that is so funny.

[Christy Lee]

A steer. So it could have big horns.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy through the door.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if he had the big, long steer horns.

[Chick McGee]

There's a guy on Instagram who has a couple of pet cows, and he tries to, like, bake a cake, and the cows are in the kitchen with him, and he's trying to. It starts out where he's getting all his ingredients together, and then he lets the cows in, and they're, like, all getting. Eating together the batter and the crap goes everywhere, and it's hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Are they full size cows?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Big, big cat steers. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many people do you follow on Instagram?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I follow everybody I know.

[Willie Griswold]

We had the story last week of the. The cow that got let in, and it was cuddling with, like, the son and the daughter. And it looked so cute that I was like, I got to get a cow. I got to have a cow in my house at all times.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't want to have a cow in your house.

[Chick McGee]

Furry cows were really cute. Scotland or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of those.

[Chick McGee]

No, Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they look kind of cool, but not, you know, you guys know me. I don't like long Haired hippie type. Yeah, hippie.

[Chick McGee]

No, hippie.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't. Don't finish.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

You Charlie Daniels fans out there, you.

[Chick McGee]

Know what chicks say.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I love that. It's like a cow. Woolly mammal. Woolly mammoth. It's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think they're cool, but love the.

[Willie Griswold]

Those freaky things.

[Christy Lee]

We'll come back with something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Willie Griswold]

Just something.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've got something for you now.

[Christy Lee]

What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a terrific gift idea.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you say you sent your mom one of these?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we all pitched in and got my mom one of these and filled it up with photos. What am I talking about?

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Or frames. If you've ever been on the hunt for a great gift, who hasn't? You try to make it personal, but not go over the top.

[Chick McGee]

Hard to buy for this is you, your prescript. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Aura frames. The easiest gift to give no matter the occasion. In fact, Aura was kind enough to send us the Carver matte frame. We have it here in the studio and we've loaded it up with photos. Now. What do you mean, Josh? You say you got a frame there and you loaded it up with photos. I thought frames only have one photo.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Not the aura frame. You digitally upload photos to it. And it's a terrific gift because you can preload photos onto it. So when we sent my mom one, we already had it preloaded with pictures of the grandkids and the grand pets. My mom likes to know about the.

[Chick McGee]

Cats, the fur baby.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. With free unlimited storage. Add as many photos or videos as you want and you can do it from anywhere, anytime. My mom lives in Florida and right here in the Midwest. I can load a photo onto it and she can look over and go, my gosh, if that isn't my screen son's cat. Why does he insist on shoving that cat down my throat? Share your photos and videos effortlessly by downloading the free Aura app or text photos straight to your frame. Aura frames, the perfect gift every time. Named number one by wirecutter. And you can save on the perfect gift by visiting auraframes.com for a limited time. Bob and Tom listeners, that's you. You can get $35 off their bet. Best selling Carver mat frame with code Tom. That's right. That's a U R A frames.com use promo code Tom. Well, I wasn't. I wasn't talking to you. Siri, support us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show. At checkout, terms and conditions apply.

[Chick McGee]

Even Siri's excited about the aura frame.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Aura Frames dot com. A terrific gift for all occasions.

[Chick McGee]

Chrissy, what's coming up in news?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I did find the video of the cow and the steer in the house, so maybe we can get that.

[Willie Griswold]

Watch that.

[Chick McGee]

For sure. Making a cake. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the news desk. Hello. There's Pat Godwin with his guitar and his organ.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. There's Willie Griswold. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and Christy. What do we have over there?

[Christy Lee]

I believe we have the video. We have the video, I think, of your cows making a cake or something.

[Chick McGee]

Cows. With the guy who has pet cows. And he. They get the run of the house.

[Christy Lee]

That's got to be a mess, right?

[Chick McGee]

You would think. Yep, that's him, all right. Yep, that's him, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

So he's making. He's gonna make a peanut butter and jelly.

[Chick McGee]

He's making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And the damn cow's trying to get just.

[Josh Arnold]

Just in the way.

[Pat Godwin]

That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

See, look at that. See, he's trying to.

[Josh Arnold]

It is very funny. The cow's just cowing.

[Chick McGee]

Cow's got a cow.

[Christy Lee]

Peanut butter sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go. And he's trying to.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't even butter the. You can't even put the butter. Peanut butter on the bread.

[Chick McGee]

Big.

[Christy Lee]

A cow's tongue is bigger than I.

[Willie Griswold]

Thought it'd be kind of hairy, kind of fuzzy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I just.

[Willie Griswold]

There's a banana.

[Chick McGee]

Quietly eating a banana. Oh, now he's eating the banana peel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Cal's gonna have some diarrhea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you gotta. You gotta watch your. Gotta watch the.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get this other one I sent you? Jason? Okay. A guy in Austin.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen a man more unhappy than Jason having to put videos. I dare you interrupt.

[Christy Lee]

So remember I told you about this? This is in Australia. Two dogs open the screen door. They get out.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is that?

[Willie Griswold]

What's going on in here?

[Josh Arnold]

That does very handsome steer.

[Christy Lee]

He walks in.

[Chick McGee]

That looks like an awesome. That looks like the most Australian steer I've ever seen. Oh, oh.

[Christy Lee]

And now comes the horse.

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on in here?

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, you guys got food?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I've seen this place. I've always wondered what's in it.

[Chick McGee]

It's a lot bigger in here than you'd think it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, and I like that. These animals, they take their time. They sniff, they.

[Christy Lee]

They hold.

[Josh Arnold]

Cow has seen enough. He's out.

[Christy Lee]

I think he comes back in later, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

And the horse is.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is that somebody's bed there in the corner?

[Christy Lee]

I think that's a couch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, it looks like a hospital bed or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's. It's a. There's definitely a couch there and a cabinet.

[Christy Lee]

And now the horse is going to sniff some stuff on the cat. Oh, what's that?

[Chick McGee]

It looks like Windex.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I shouldn't eat that.

[Josh Arnold]

Very silly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very silly.

[Willie Griswold]

Josh. You come home, long day at work and, you know, a few doctor's appointments, running errands, you're kind of tired. You walk in your house and there's just a horse standing there. Do you think you laugh or do you scream first?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'd laugh because I would go, I. My friends are some of the greatest pranksters I've ever met. Like, I would just think they got me. They got me.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, what else would you think?

[Christy Lee]

Have they pulled pranks on you in the past?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm even talking about you guys. Like, some. They figured this out. They got a course in here.

[Chick McGee]

How did they get a horse in my apartment or my house?

[Willie Griswold]

So funny.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

He's just.

[Willie Griswold]

He's sitting on your couch. Looks you like. What are you doing here?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that the last of my Pringles? I'm so excited to have those.

[Chick McGee]

I've never wanted to own anything like a horse or a cow or a goat or.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like a dog's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, A dog's enough for you.

[Chick McGee]

Enough for me? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I watched. I watched Cat Williams new comedy special on Netflix, which, if you have an hour, give it a watch. It's very fun. But he just talks about how he got a farm and he got goats. And he goes, you can never be depressed around a goat. They're just these happy little guys walking around. My goodness. I laughed out loud. Alone in hotel room.

[Christy Lee]

Think about a goat. They'll eat anything. Goats are just like, whatever, and they just hang out.

[Willie Griswold]

They hang out. They're always with their buddies, causing trouble.

[Christy Lee]

And there's nothing cuter than a baby goat. Little baby goats. Oh, pajamas. Have you ever seen that?

[Chick McGee]

They kind of hop around, don't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

They hop.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Willie Griswold]

Where'd you see a goat wearing pajamas?

[Chick McGee]

Pajamas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'll send you some videos.

[Willie Griswold]

He had a slumber Party with a.

[Chick McGee]

Bunch of other goats now. Now who's following everybody on Instagram?

[Christy Lee]

Pajamas. You guys don't watch that.

[Chick McGee]

Goats and pajamas. I got Cal making a peanut butter.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like my office building nightmare. Did you see this animal video?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Hell.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry. What is your Instagram full of?

[Chick McGee]

I tell you. And a guy eating a snow cone out in the backyard. You know, there's a lot of that going on.

[Willie Griswold]

Pretty much half bass.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not going to quit with this.

[Christy Lee]

Some drivers in Queens got quite a shock after an escaped horse made a run for jfk. WABC reports.

[Chick McGee]

I'm late for my flight.

[Christy Lee]

The runaway horse was spotted galloping through traffic on the Van Wick Expressway and Parkway.

[Chick McGee]

He took the Van Wick.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what time, what time of day was it?

[Christy Lee]

Officers managed to catch up with the horse and get control of it near the airport its entrance. The horse named Sundance was reunited with its grateful owner.

[Chick McGee]

Embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

At Curly's Cowboy Center. Cur. You don't expect to hear cur. New York center near jfk. What the hell, right?

[Chick McGee]

Where are you guys staying? Curly's Cowboy center over there. By the way, you get a room. Well, I, I, I know Curly. You?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You do? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he knows how to. A lasso.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he'll, he'll tie you up if you'd like.

[Christy Lee]

I need a lasso guy. If anybody knows what. I reached out, but I can't. He doesn't seem to come back to.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do you need a lasso guy?

[Christy Lee]

For an event. We want to have a lasso trickster guy there.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

For the ladies.

[Christy Lee]

What is it like Men and women?

[Chick McGee]

Is it like Western days for this man?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It's a western theme.

[Josh Arnold]

Will Rogers Week.

[Chick McGee]

Am I, am I getting invited?

[Christy Lee]

Would you like to come?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I, I don't know. I, I, I'd like to have the option.

[Christy Lee]

All right, I'll invite you.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of not inviting. Well, I'd like to be invited, which is everybody's, evidently. That's their way they treat me. Well, we're not going to.

[Josh Arnold]

If there was a place where you could ride horseback, like they first they teach you how to lasso something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they release huge boobed bikini women.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And you get to ride around and lasso them, would you do it?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

There was a movie kind of like that, wasn't there?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there was this urban, urban legend about called Hunting Bambi.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Where they would release like, naked women in the desert and you could hunt them with paintball guns. But, like, enriched guys would do this, but they have that since been debunked. Or at least that's what they want us to think.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't worry about any reprisal. I would just go ahead and rope me a huge bosomed bikini lady.

[Willie Griswold]

Do they want to get caught or are they running away?

[Chick McGee]

And then I'd hang her upside down and get my picture taken.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you're going all out.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Like, it's a release thing. You would catch and release.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'd catch and release after I got my picture with.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Got to get a photo.

[Chick McGee]

Got to hang upside down.

[Christy Lee]

My God, do you want the lady's boobs hanging upside down?

[Willie Griswold]

You know what? Sometimes I can. I can be into that sometimes. Really? Yeah. I'm kind of more into gravity nowadays. As I get older. I kind of want them in a weird place.

[Josh Arnold]

It's real. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Nothing against the fakies either. I'm into those too.

[Josh Arnold]

You like boo boobs in a tub?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[Christy Lee]

You call them sticking up, like floating boobs?

[Pat Godwin]

Like tub.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. With. With bubbles or no bubbles.

[Josh Arnold]

You want some bubbles? Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Covering.

[Chick McGee]

You like it when a girl farts in the tub? You like that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's my number one fetish.

[Pat Godwin]

It's hard to find.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I. I knew you were. I knew you were on the same page.

[Willie Griswold]

Just googling farts in dub. You have to scroll for a long time, but you find it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The opposite, though. When I'm taking a bath, I cover up them up with the bubbles. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's got to be something kind of fun a little bit.

[Pat Godwin]

Something's got to peek through every now.

[Josh Arnold]

Sudsy bikini.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

You like a sudsy bikini?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or remember in Varsity Blues when Amy Smart wore the whipped cream bikini?

[Chick McGee]

Whipped cream bikini.

[Josh Arnold]

Sexier than if she walked out naked.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely. A soapy woman, also sexy.

[Josh Arnold]

Cover stuff up now.

[Christy Lee]

You got whipped cream in the front yard.

[Josh Arnold]

The euphemisms.

[Chick McGee]

We're doing stuff in the front yard now.

[Josh Arnold]

Whipped cream in the front, snow cone in the back.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Come on down.

[Josh Arnold]

You know somebody that somewhere there's a new listener going, I don't think this is for me.

[Christy Lee]

Two holes.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Willie Griswold]

Sounds dirty.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what they're saying.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell are they talking about?

[Pat Godwin]

That's fun, man.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta. You gotta keep up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what are we going to now?

[Josh Arnold]

I got a letter here. We talked earlier about the phrase hot beef injection and chick. You're a big. You champion this.

[Chick McGee]

I love it. And I think the guy who came up with hot beef injection should get a Pulitzer.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we. We kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Not a Peabody.

[Josh Arnold]

We all surmised that women aren't necessarily wooed by such talk.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Josh Arnold]

But Melissa writes in, she says, when my husband wants sex.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, do you want an A.

[Chick McGee]

HBI Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Hot beef injection. And she says it works every time.

[Chick McGee]

Every time.

[Pat Godwin]

I said, hey, hot BM and that didn't give us anything.

[Chick McGee]

We're getting closer to my snow cone in the backyard.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huh. Well, of course, people have a sense of humor when it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah. You kind of have to.

[Christy Lee]

I hope so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, come on. All right. What are we going to do?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like joking. No. That's serious business in there. There'll be no jokes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I don't get out unless you.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Take your time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You don't have. You don't have any fun?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not like that. I having a lot of fun. I like it serious.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like laughing?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like before. It can be fine as long as you're not in the arena.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Do you talk at all? I can.

[Chick McGee]

I see you.

[Pat Godwin]

I like chatter. I like it to be sexy.

[Josh Arnold]

Chatter.

[Pat Godwin]

Not funny.

[Josh Arnold]

You want her talking a lot?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I kind of see you grunting a lot. Do you grunt?

[Pat Godwin]

Moaning and grunting is good.

[Chick McGee]

I like sounds.

[Pat Godwin]

But no jokes.

[Christy Lee]

No jokes.

[Pat Godwin]

No funny names for stuff. I like dirt.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, here's what do you like?

[Christy Lee]

Dirty.

[Pat Godwin]

A little bit of dirty. Tiny bit. Not a whole lot.

[Chick McGee]

What if you are.

[Josh Arnold]

You get a Charlie Horse mid.

[Pat Godwin]

Happens a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Don't you feel like I do back surgeries?

[Chick McGee]

Is it like I often. Every time. Charlie Horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Don't you feel like laughing that moment off is.

[Pat Godwin]

No. That's embarrassing.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

See, laughing. I think Defuses uses the hole.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I agree. If there's like a little. If there's like a little, you know, miscue, you're going this way, they go that way.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta laugh it off a little bit and then.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

Get back to. Back up to speed, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you like it when they point at your wiener and laugh?

[Pat Godwin]

I guess how it started.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

It gets me.

[Chick McGee]

Like Christy just did, only pointing.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it.

[Christy Lee]

Is that all you have?

[Pat Godwin]

I've heard that, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that all you got?

[Pat Godwin]

See your little jokes?

[Chick McGee]

You're nowhere near the bottom.

[Willie Griswold]

I think it's fun in There, Hang out, do a Borat voice, you know, see what happens. Just goof around.

[Christy Lee]

Don't do that.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, is that good? Stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, what voice?

[Chick McGee]

Is that good?

[Willie Griswold]

I was going for Borat.

[Pat Godwin]

What was that?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not good at voices.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys know I can't do just my wife.

[Chick McGee]

Is that good fun?

[Willie Griswold]

Is that good for you?

[Pat Godwin]

What is he, Asian?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know what he is. He's Kazakhstani. I thought, was it that bad? Oh, gosh, I gotta watch tape. I gotta go listen back to that.

[Chick McGee]

That's your problem. You gotta be like. Like Peyton Manning in the film room. You're not watching enough film.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you got to watch tape. You got to see if you can do better.

[Christy Lee]

A hiker was rescued after getting stuck in quicksand at Utah's Arches National Park.

[Josh Arnold]

There's quicksand here in America?

[Chick McGee]

Is he stuck in a cartoon? What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

John Marshall, who coordinated the rescue, said the experienced hiker was traversing a small Canyon on the second day of a 20 mile backpacking trip when he sank up to his thigh. Unable to free himself, the hiker activated an emergency satellite beacon. The grand county search and rescue team positioned a ladder and boards near the backpacker who slowly worked himself free.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you got to send over some horses, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, horses. How many horses are three down there already? Right.

[Josh Arnold]

We won't finish those Slim Pickens quotes.

[Chick McGee]

That is from Blazing Saddles now that I wrote. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

After standing in near freezing muck for several hours, the man spent some time warming up before he to stand up and hike out on his own.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. That's an inherent fear I think everybody has.

[Christy Lee]

I have it as a little boy.

[Pat Godwin]

You saw it in a movie and you thought it was out there.

[Christy Lee]

I got stuck in quick mud when I was five. I'll never forget.

[Willie Griswold]

What are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

You want to tell us a little more?

[Chick McGee]

I want to talk to the person who rescued you.

[Christy Lee]

It was our babysitter. I was playing. We were out in the backyard playing, and I got stuck in quick mud. I couldn't get. I was up to like my shins.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you sinking as you struggled, or was it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I wasn't. I don't know. I was five. But I was screaming out and I've. To this day, I have a fear of that.

[Pat Godwin]

Of quick mud?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was like real mushy mud. It was.

[Willie Griswold]

I've never experienced it in the wild. It's just when you're a kid, it's every cartoon Every Western. You think quicksand's really going to be out there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Well, back when we were kids, they used to show a film, don't blump me in school. Didn't they show you the film strip where they'd have the kids playing in the gravel pits or whatever and then.

[Chick McGee]

They got to be careful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's legit.

[Willie Griswold]

Now listen, kids don't have too much fun out there. Timmy got stuck in the quicksand.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he got stuck in the gravel pit and he got covered in gravel. You don't want that to happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't play in a corn silo.

[Pat Godwin]

Refrigerator.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's Borat to tell us more. It's a not sexy time.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you like this? Is this better now than it was before? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I do the same thing. If I have to do an impression on demand, I can't.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was good.

[Josh Arnold]

But in my house, if I just come up with it, it's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice, very nice. You got it now.

[Josh Arnold]

But also, don't do boring impressions.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you know, it's not in my repertoire. And now I'm reminded why it's not in my repertoire.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, boy. Hey, are you in the look? Are you in the look? Are you in the market for a new vehicle? Could I recommend the Hyundai? Ah, the Hyundai Palisade is one of the tops and they have an hybrid version. It gets about. It can get up to 35 miles per gallon for a seven passenger vehicle. That's incredible. A 619 mile range on selected trims with their advanced technology and of course class leading interior space. My Hyundai. Hyundai. Hyundai, Hyundai.

[Chick McGee]

Monday Tuesday Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Sure it's yours is amazing. Yes, I'm positive it's mine. I love it. But it has, we've talked about this. It has the sport mode, the snow mode, the eco mode and the smart mode.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it have a quicksand mode?

[Christy Lee]

It does not have a quicksand. If you're eating, if you're eating ice cream in the backseat of a Hyundai, especially a Palisade, there's a third seat.

[Chick McGee]

Can we get some decor?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. And of course with the two captain's chairs in the second row, you're easily able to clean up the ice cream in the third row. This is for your father.

[Chick McGee]

Those are my cocktail chairs now. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Visit Hyundai USA.com or call them at 562-314-4603 and get all the details on the all new beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid. That's Hyundai USA.com H Y U N D A I I seriously love my Hyundai. I've had it two years now. I have over 40, 000 miles on my little baby.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love driving her.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you should hear her pulling into the parking lot. It sounds like a spaceship.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Cuz it's electric. Yeah, well, it's a hybrid.

[Josh Arnold]

It's electric. Little electric slide for that ass.

[Chick McGee]

E. We'll be back with more entertainment. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

[Pat Godwin]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Got a song to take us. Take us home with Pat. A big time song.

[Pat Godwin]

President's Day song.

[Chick McGee]

President. I like the President. I'm, I'm, I'm. For the present, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold. Hello. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

And hey, what does it say when Amazon sends you and you should sign up for your Amazon business account every week? Is I, am I spending too much on Amazon that they think I own a business?

[Pat Godwin]

Probably do.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, come on. Every day I get that.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. I get the email. Here's something you might like.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I get that too.

[Chick McGee]

My God, it's bullseye. Every time you get emails from Amazon. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I must have clicked something like no notifications or something.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe I don't order as much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, we, we who are on Amazon had a, had a meeting about you. And you. You are not included on any.

[Josh Arnold]

All Amazon users decided this.

[Chick McGee]

It was close. Is that right? And let me tell you something. I voted for you. But it was just, it wasn't me that kept you out.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Isn't that why.

[Willie Griswold]

We just know that you have things in your inbox you need to see. Like the Red Lobster newsletter. You know, what's that called?

[Josh Arnold]

Fresh Catch.

[Willie Griswold]

Please excuse me.

[Josh Arnold]

Proper respect.

[Willie Griswold]

But yeah, we know that you need to get your daily reading.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, coconut shrimp is back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and did I tell you I made cheddar bay biscuits and dumplings the other day in my crock pot.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of cheddar bay, this guy's a Red Lobster fanatic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I, I, I, I summer in cheddar. Private property. There.

[Willie Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful house. So silly. Right? Gorgeous view. Pat, did you say you had a.

[Christy Lee]

Song for President's day.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Lump by Presidents of the United States of America?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it is not.

[Chick McGee]

She's In My Head.

[Pat Godwin]

One of my songs.

[Chick McGee]

L. Oh, it's one of your songs.

[Pat Godwin]

Took a kernel of truth and stretched it out. Made a little song about it. She raised me right Me apple pie When I went off to camp There was a cheerin ride I thought I knew my mother well But I don't know her at all her little secret is out today it took all this time for her to say mom went all the way with JFK.

[Josh Arnold]

All the.

[Pat Godwin]

Way with JFK.

[Chick McGee]

Many, many years ago.

[Pat Godwin]

He had a bad back so they took it slow mom went all the way with JFK all the way with JFK when she was just 18 on an interview internship with no typing skills and bad penmanship she took his dictation while he was on the phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Get it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I get it.

[Pat Godwin]

She said he asked not what your country can do, but he asked me. Now there's you, me, my way. At least it wasn't LB Aaron, our intern. He was a president. Mom went all the way with JFK And Uncle Bobby later that same day, dig him up and check the DNA. Some say MLK all the way with jfk.

[Christy Lee]

I see the resemblance.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you?

[Pat Godwin]

Full head hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Pat, give us your best JFK impression.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, I. Jackie Betterment.

[Josh Arnold]

More chowder.

[Chick McGee]

That is good. Mr. Khrushchev, that they need to remove the missiles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Maryland.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, it's a sunny day.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to. You. You go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Jackie. On ass.

[Christy Lee]

You've got that down.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Mrs. Kennedy, this silverware is really something.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's not actually silver. It's the vermeil.

[Josh Arnold]

My God, you. Impossible. How was I to know that? Well, why would you correct me on live tele.

[Chick McGee]

Clint, Wrestle him to the ground, will you?

[Josh Arnold]

Hands off me.

[Christy Lee]

I have to. When we did that the first time, I honestly thought you were making that up. I had no idea that was her voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was, but semi affected because there are. Isn't there other footage? She's not talking that way.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, if she hits her hand with a hammer, she'll. Oh, Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of like those. There are these weird videos where Michael Jackson occasionally went. Yeah. You know, I had McDonald's last night. He's talking like a normal human being.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, it's got to be exhausting doing that weird falsetto thing all day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

House yeah, wouldn't it? You would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Why, why choose that?

[Willie Griswold]

I have a roller coaster in my backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we. Some call it bait.

[Chick McGee]

I got to go check the trap.

[Josh Arnold]

Michael, why do you have a petting zoo? What do you think? It's not cuz I love animals.

[Christy Lee]

Bubbles the chimp is still around. Isn't he?

[Pat Godwin]

Down in Florida in that rocking in.

[Josh Arnold]

The corner of some room the things I've seen He's silent language.

[Chick McGee]

Singing a hollow version of rock with you.

[Willie Griswold]

That song is great though. I love that song. If I hear that, I'm turning it up.

[Chick McGee]

I love that. That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bubbles, did you like living with Michael? Sign language. Except for the days he made me dress up like Kevin McAllister.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, boy, that's Kevin. That.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my collie. You just pushed me in the pool.

[Josh Arnold]

Bubbles, what's that? He made you French kiss Corey Feldman. Boy, that is. There's a lot going on over there.

[Chick McGee]

Cory made me French kiss him.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I met him at that time like a month before the mug shot out in Las Vegas.

[Chick McGee]

Feldman or Michael?

[Pat Godwin]

No, Michael Jackson.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Were you guys partying?

[Pat Godwin]

It was the beginning of the show. Right, Right before the show began, rather. And the owner of the club, Kevin Kearney says, do you want to see Michael Jackson?

[Josh Arnold]

The owner of the Chuck E. Cheese?

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was weird, but you.

[Pat Godwin]

Know, whatever the comedy club was in the Excalibur and below that was one of those tournament game of what? Those dining places, Medieval Times. And he used to take the kids there and you know, famously, they were in like, you know, had stuff over.

[Chick McGee]

Their face at the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, his kids.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. He would have them hooded because I.

[Pat Godwin]

Know where he is. We're going to go to the catacombs of the lower level of the Excalibur. We could just look out and he'll be a distance away. You can see him. You got to see this to believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

But what?

[Pat Godwin]

He made a mistake. He opened the door, which is well lit on this dark dinner theater and it was actually his table. So the door opens and the light shines right on this crazy Michael Jackson face. And we were frozen. Oh my God, he was pissed. And then he stood up and said. Said this. He said, if I shake your hands, will you leave? And we shook his hands and we left, shook his hand and we left.

[Christy Lee]

So you shook Michael Jackson's hand?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, his band aid. Greasy long fingered hand.

[Willie Griswold]

So that's why I wore the gloves, because he had the band aid on underneath him.

[Chick McGee]

It Was. And he was greasy.

[Pat Godwin]

He was. It was wet.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it was a week. Was it a weekend?

[Pat Godwin]

Shake wet Band aid, Gray fingers.

[Christy Lee]

It was. He was eating. In medieval times, he had to eat with his hands. Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

He was just. He was greasy halfway through a turkey leg.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a month after that mug shot, so. But keep in mind, when you're a foot from his face, that's a terrifying look.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. The guy looked like a monster.

[Willie Griswold]

Was he kind of shiny?

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like taller than I thought.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Willie Griswold]

If I shake your hands, we leave.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. We were mortified. We didn't mean for him to.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You don't need to walk in.

[Chick McGee]

How many times have I told you that, though? If I shake your hands. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this has been fun.

[Chick McGee]

Get out of here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You weirdo.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys gonna go see the new Michael Jackson movie?

[Willie Griswold]

I think I will.

[Chick McGee]

When does that really.

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why we're sweeping all that stuff. Stuff under the rug, though. If this movie does, it's. It's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

What about the new Elvis film? Isn't that out too? Isn't there a new Elvis, Priscilla? No, it's his last concert. It's a concert.

[Josh Arnold]

I actually will go see that. It's. It's a legit concert of his. It looks really like remastered and stuff. And I've never actually.

[Willie Griswold]

Is he big in it? They have like Brendan Fraser playing him or something.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's him. It's Elvis. It's Elvis.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a concert slash documentary. It looks good. And I don't know enough about Elvis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I thought it was already in theaters. It's a Buzz Luhrmann film, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Michael Jackson is a glossed over Michael Jackson, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Why? Why? Why are we all forgetting that he was an absolute monster?

[Willie Griswold]

Didn't Elvis marry a 14 year old, though? Wasn't he also kind of doing his own thing?

[Pat Godwin]

That's different.

[Josh Arnold]

It is different.

[Pat Godwin]

It's no different.

[Christy Lee]

Elvis movie with Buzz Luhrmann. That was the Butler.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Major problem.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back tomorrow morning. Hold that thought.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Chick McGee]

The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

It's the biggest game on the planet and nobody breaks it down like Jim Rome.

[Josh Arnold]

Super Bowl Run.

[Chick McGee]

Who do you think will be the last one standing this year?

[Willie Griswold]

Fearless debate. And the best callers in sports.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care what you defense went Super Bowl. That defense absolutely is super bowl caliber. The quarterbacking sure as hell wasn't. He's the spitfire of sports.

[Pat Godwin]

Smack.

[Chick McGee]

A lot to get to and I'm not sure you're going to like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you like all of it or not. I have a job to do. The Jim Rome Show. Get up in here.

[Willie Griswold]

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