The BOB & TOM Show - February 17, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – Episode Summary February 17, 2025

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1. Entertainment Spotlight: Saturday Night Live's 50th Anniversary

The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about the landmark 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live (SNL). Hosts Chick McGee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, and Christy Lee delve into memorable moments from the special.

• Notable Appearances: Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler took center stage, with Christy highlighting Sandler’s stellar performance that earned a standing ovation ([05:11] Christy Lee).

  Christy Lee ([05:11]): "Adam Sandler was wonderful. And they got a standing ovation. We went to bed right after that."

• Glen Campbell Tribute: The hosts reminisce about Glen Campbell’s rendition of "Rhinestone Cowboy," with Pat correcting Chick on Campbell’s identity ([02:50] Pat Godwin).

  Pat Godwin ([02:50]): "That was Glen Campbell."

• Behind the Scenes Concert: Post Malone and Pat Smear’s performance was another highlight, showcasing a unique blend of classic rock and modern hip-hop ([06:19] Pat Godwin).

  Chick McGee ([06:19]): "They say Nirvana is reforming, so to speak, with Post Malone singing was the fabulous Pat Smear."

2. Sports Roundup: NBA All-Star Game Highlights

The conversation shifts to sports, focusing on the NBA All-Star Game hosted in San Francisco.

• Game Format & Outcome: Unlike traditional East vs. West matchups, the game featured Shaq’s OGs versus Chuck Barkley’s Global Stars in a round-robin format. Shaq’s team triumphed with a score of 41-25, and Steph Curry was named MVP for his impressive half-court three-pointer ([10:43] Christy Lee).

  Chick McGee ([10:43]): "Shaq’s OG's versus Chuck's Global Stars in the championship. It was a round-robin tournament and Steph Curry won the MVP."

• Controversial Moments: The event wasn’t without drama, including multiple skirmishes between USA and Canada during the hockey Face Off ([12:09] Josh Arnold).

  Josh Arnold ([12:10]): "That was some old-fashioned hockey, right? The old-time hockey is."

3. Workplace Wellness: The Idea of 'Sex Days'

A significant portion of the episode explores the unconventional concept of "sex days" as a form of workplace wellness.

• Survey Insights: Christy Lee presents findings from a Zip Health survey where over 60% of employees support the idea of paid or unpaid sex days, with reports indicating increased productivity among those who took such days ([61:20] Christy Lee).

  Christy Lee ([61:20]): "According to the poll of 800 employees and 200 managers, over three in five employees support the idea of paid or unpaid sex days."

• Employer Perspectives: While 15% of employers have implemented sex days, 50% of the surveyed employees would consider leaving their jobs for employers who offer them. The discussion also touches on potential stigmas and legal challenges ([63:14] Christy Lee).

  Josh Arnold ([61:29]): "This makes sense. Couples, their kids are, you know, they go to work while the kids are in school."

4. Local News & Human Interest Stories

The hosts cover a range of local news, blending humor with informative content.

• Forgery for Time Off: A Florida man, Bharath Gopal, was fined $4,000 for forging his grandfather’s death certificate to avoid work after a breakup ([67:19] Christy Lee).

  Christy Lee ([67:19]): "He pleaded guilty and was fined $4,000."

• Taxidermy at Sioux Falls Zoo: Concerns arose over arsenic exposure in taxidermied animals at the Delbridge Museum of Natural History, leading to the removal of dozens of specimens ([77:24] Christy Lee).

  Christy Lee ([77:24]): "They have to donate the mounts to several institutions around the country."

• Valentine’s Day Drug Bust: In an unusual law enforcement tactic, officers dressed in capybara costumes successfully intercepted individuals attempting to smuggle cocaine ([91:26] Christy Lee).

  Christy Lee ([91:26]): "Police and Peru used a capybara costume to carry out a Valentine's Day drug bust in Copy Bear."

• Shark Attack Incident: A Canadian woman lost both hands to a shark while attempting to photograph the predator near Turks and Caicos ([75:07] Christy Lee).

  Christy Lee ([75:07]): "She attempted to engage with the shark and take a picture of it when it bit her hand off."

5. Listener Letters & Interactive Segments

Engaging with their audience, the hosts read and respond to several listener letters.

• Smart Phone Hang-Up Tip: A listener suggests using airplane mode instead of the red hang-up button to make call disconnections appear as dropped calls ([19:51] Josh Arnold).

  Chick McGee ([19:51]): "This is what we need to get behind stuff that we can keep people away from us. We need tips for this."

• Pet-Friendly Studio Ideas: Chick McGee receives a creative suggestion to have pets sit at their desks during broadcasts, sparking a lighthearted debate among the hosts ([28:48] Chick McGee).

  Chick McGee ([28:48]): "Can you use one of your own pets sitting at the microphone instead of you?"

6. Humorous Banter & Musical Interludes

True to the BOB & TOM tradition, the episode is peppered with jokes, playful insults, and spontaneous song performances.

• Sing-Along Fun: Pat Godwin performs an impromptu song about the day Christy "cracked," highlighting the show's comedic chemistry ([43:00] Pat Godwin).

  Pat Godwin ([43:00]): "The day that Christy Lee got so pissed at me. Oh, the day that Christy cracked."

• Comedic Impressions: The hosts engage in humorous impersonations, including attempts at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s iconic lines, leading to laughs and playful critiques ([85:53] Chick McGee).

  Chick McGee ([85:53]): "What did they call the Terminator once he retired?"

• Sporting Anecdotes: Personal stories about sports experiences, such as Cheryl’s high school football injuries and the challenges of wearing protective gear, add a relatable touch to the episode ([90:36] Josh Arnold).

  Chick McGee ([90:36]): "Chick's favorite story is about his old football helmet causing more trouble than good."

7. Promotions & Upcoming Events

• VIP Podcast & Merchandise: The hosts remind listeners about their VIP podcast available at BobAndTom.com/VIP, offering a commercial-free experience. Additionally, they promote exclusive T-shirts and hoodies available on their website ([85:07] Christy Lee).

  Chick McGee ([85:07]): "And we have a story for a patent song, don't we?"

• Travel Opportunity: Christy Lee advertises an upcoming trip to Great Britain, inviting listeners to join her on a journey through England, Scotland, and Wales with Colette Travel ([14:06] Christy Lee).

  Christy Lee ([14:06]): "Join me September 28th as we travel through the charming countryside and experience historic cities of London and Edinburgh."

8. Technology & Safety Tips

• Home Security Promotion: Chick McGee discusses the importance of proactive home security with SimpliSafe, emphasizing its AI-powered cameras and professional monitoring capabilities.

  Chick McGee ([56:18]): "Simplisafe helps to stop threats before they even have a chance to break in."

Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully balances entertainment, sports, local news, and humor, all while engaging with their audience through interactive segments and listener letters. From celebrating SNL’s milestone to dissecting the controversial idea of sex days in the workplace, the hosts deliver a dynamic and engaging broadcast that resonates with both longtime fans and new listeners.

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Notable Quotes:

• Christy Lee ([05:12]): "Adam Sandler did a great job and we're all still laughing about it."

• Chick McGee ([10:43]): "Steph Curry winning MVP was the highlight of the NBA All-Star Game."

• Pat Godwin ([43:00]): "The day that Christy Lee got so pissed at me. Oh, the day that Christy cracked."

• Chick McGee ([61:20]): "We're exploring some new ideas for workplace wellness, and 'sex days' are on the table."

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This summary captures the essence of The BOB & TOM Show's February 17, 2025, episode, providing an overview of the key discussions and moments that made the broadcast both entertaining and informative.

Transcript

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, pally, it looks like your girls have dumped us. They're taking speed too. Dean. Baby, blow me a kiss as you're leaving Blow me, oh, a kiss right now? Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey wow. I'll surely miss the way you Blow me, blow me a kiss Come on and blow me, oh, kiss like you Blow me a kiss goodbye I really can't remember anything as hard as this so blow me Bow me a kiss. Some things in life are hard to swallow.

[Josh Arnold]

She couldn't take it all, Dean.

[Chick McGee]

She couldn't handle everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you kidding?

[Chick McGee]

You monster. But if she comes back tomorrow, I'll.

[Pat Godwin]

Be shooting my wad on flowers and a ring money.

[Chick McGee]

Blow me a kiss as you're leaving.

[Willie Griswold]

Blow me, oh, a kiss as you go.

[Chick McGee]

And always think about me as you're going down your list. Blow me, blow me a kiss oh, yeah. I'll miss her arms and her elbows. He'll miss her legs so tall. I'll miss her neck and her shoulders But I'll miss her head and most of all. Go down, boys. Mr. Royce Camel on guitar, ladies and gentlemen. I loved it when he sang Rhinestone Cowboy, didn't you, Valley?

[Pat Godwin]

That was Glen Campbell.

[Chick McGee]

Blow me what? Kiss as you're leaving baby Blow me a kiss as you go.

[Christy Lee]

Here's the big finish de.

[Pat Godwin]

And if you wanna come home, honey, hey, that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Just grab ahold of this and baby, blow me Baby, won't you blow me, Blow me again? What a way to start the day. Blow me a kiss. Hello, everyone. Yes, this is the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto park studios. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, zip up there. Nice fleece.

[Pat Godwin]

Zip up right.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't you get the blue one, huh? Wow, that is a blue color.

[Pat Godwin]

Shocking cobalt blue.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I'm. I'm. I'm shy of color. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

Because of y. Him.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I wear a shirt same color as baby crap. Hi, Josh. How are you, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm good. How about you?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not too bad at all. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Adequate.

[Chick McGee]

Adequate. All right. I'm Chick McGee over here at the sports desk, and we are at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. All right, let's get it out of the way. Let's talk about it. What did you watch the Saturday Night Live 50th anniversary until 10?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that came up. That came on way too late for me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't watch any of it.

[Chick McGee]

What I'm seeing online, I saw Jack Nicholson was there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

And evidently Adam Sandler did a great.

[Christy Lee]

Adam Sandler was wonderful. And they got a standing ovation. We went to bed right after that.

[Josh Arnold]

Did Nicholson ever host that show?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. It seems like he would have or at least shown up before at some point.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not have? If you invite Nichols and he shows up, that's the coolest thing that can happen.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Bill Murray did a cute thing on the Weekend Update.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the top ten.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Top ten best Weekend Update anchors, which was kind of cute. And I don't know. I. I'm sure they saved that last hour for, you know, all the.

[Chick McGee]

I was more intrigued by. They evidently had a concert on Saturday night somewhere.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like Post Malone did. Smells like Teen Spirit with Devo was there.

[Christy Lee]

Fred Armisen played drums for Devo. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Chris and Dave and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm sure that's repeating somewhere. And so is the special. Last night will be on Peacock.

[Pat Godwin]

Peacock.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you know who else was in the band reforming Nirvana, so to speak. With Post Malone, singing was the fabulous Pat Smear.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

From the Germs.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He looks exactly like Pat Godwin, my doppelganger. I thought, what is Pat Godwin doing on stage playing guitar with these guys? What the hell's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It was a weekend of just amazing talent and rock and roll. All kinds of wonderful things.

[Greg Warren]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, we're planning on watching the last hour. Later, I watched the closing.

[Chick McGee]

I heard that.

[Christy Lee]

That it wasn't too good.

[Chick McGee]

Not. Did not go well.

[Christy Lee]

It was a medley of Abbey Road. That's what. That's all I know. I haven't seen it. Yeah, look it up.

[Chick McGee]

I heard the. It was a recipe for. Not only didn't it go well? But Paul thought it was going well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I saw a review like that, too.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what happened. I'm just reading.

[Christy Lee]

What was the overall review of the show?

[Chick McGee]

Fragmented society.

[Christy Lee]

Some of this gets nobody, just nobody.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible. Nobody knows anybody on the show anymore and nobody. We all have our own little worlds we live in now. Like I watched the Baftas. It started at 2 o'clock yesterday afternoon on Britbox. I was never happier. Now that's a time when an award show should start.

[Christy Lee]

2:00.

[Chick McGee]

2:00.

[Pat Godwin]

That's perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Two in the afternoon, eastern.

[Josh Arnold]

By God, that's the British Academy Awards.

[Chick McGee]

And David Tennant, who most know him from Doctor who. He's one of my. He was in Broad Church. My favorite guys. Yeah, he hosts again this year. Host last year, too. And he sang 500 miles by the Proclaimers in the. In the audience with a handheld mic and had stuck it in front of everybody. All the nominee and they're singing along. It's the best. It was the best intro I've ever seen in an award show. That's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that on Britbox? Can I see that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. It'll replay that picture, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, picture.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Conclave.

[Christy Lee]

Conclave. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I know somebody. Well, they're not in the room now. Tom's taking a couple days off. But someone did not care for Conclave in the room. We. We all loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I decided I would watch Ray Fine every morning, shave and run down his. What he has to do for the day. Yeah, yeah, I'd watch that and be totally.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we all thought it was definitely a good movie. Tom. Let's. We got to remember, Tom doesn't enjoy anything. Yes. Tom doesn't enjoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Tom doesn't enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

No, he doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

He just doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

He simply doesn't enjoy being miserable.

[Pat Godwin]

The last movie he liked was the new Paul Giamatti thing. Holdovers. Yeah, yeah, he liked that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a new Paddington.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird reasons why he liked.

[Chick McGee]

He likes Paddington.

[Christy Lee]

Paddington. The third one. It came out this weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

It's out.

[Christy Lee]

Out. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Paddington.

[Christy Lee]

Because Free Walker, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Something like that.

[Christy Lee]

It's called Paddington in Peru.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope it's good for Tom's sake.

[Chick McGee]

Down and out in Beverly Hills or pretty Paddington.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's just.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a drug issue.

[Chick McGee]

Paddington has to sell his hat. He has a red hat. That's what I like.

[Christy Lee]

It's called Paddington in Peru. Yeah. So I don't know what he's doing in Peru.

[Chick McGee]

We had the NBA All Star. He might be.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you putting up my bum?

[Chick McGee]

Paddington is a drug mule.

[Pat Godwin]

Now that's a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

What flight should I take? Okay, you know me.

[Chick McGee]

There's a documentary about guys who are drug mules. And it's behind the scenes. And they have these. They look like giant pills, plastic pills that are wrapped up really tight. And there's cocaine in the middle. And they're probably, I'm gonna say, 2 inches long and round, and they swallow them. And this guy's swallowing 10, and he's like, oh, okay. And he goes, all right, only 30 more.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like, holy.

[Christy Lee]

How to do they pixel out their faces?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, how do you get somebody to do that document?

[Josh Arnold]

Then you just spend the whole flight hoping one doesn't open.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Just a little burst seam. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What if they burst coming out?

[Pat Godwin]

You're done for, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Those membranes down there.

[Chick McGee]

I know. When I was a drug mule.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was not a pretty sight, I can tell you that.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of stress.

[Chick McGee]

Set some records, though. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, and the NBA All Star Game. Anybody watch that?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was watching Saturday Night Live.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there was a lot on.

[Christy Lee]

And Daytona 500. Because the 500 was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's his favorite?

[Christy Lee]

Delayed.

[Chick McGee]

We thought it was gonna crash fest.

[Christy Lee]

At the last 10.

[Chick McGee]

Blaps William, they call him the Lord Byron won the 500. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was in the right place at the right time.

[Chick McGee]

Right time. Second year in a row for that guy, guys. But the All Star game wasn't east versus West. It was. I don't want to get north versus South.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they opted not to do that.

[Chick McGee]

They opted not to do that in the NBA. Pat, thank you very much. It was Shaqs OG's versus Chuck's Global Stars in the championship. And the final was 4125. You had four different teams. Young stars, rising stars, global stars and the OGs. And they. It was a round robin tournament and Steph Curry won the mvp. It was played in San Francisco and.

[Josh Arnold]

USA beat Canada and the four nations Hockey.

[Chick McGee]

But not before at Face Off, USA and Canada started fighting.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, really, it was. It was the many fights.

[Chick McGee]

Kachuk boys against.

[Christy Lee]

We're not going to be your 51st state.

[Josh Arnold]

Those Kachuk boys.

[Chick McGee]

It was amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Hanson's of the game.

[Chick McGee]

Every report I watched about that said, yeah, okay, here's the fight. And it was like, oh, okay. You know after they get along right at the start.

[Josh Arnold]

Rare.

[Chick McGee]

And nobody said, well, this is. This can't be good. USA versus Canada. They're right there. What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

That was some old fashioned hockey, right? The old time hockey is.

[Christy Lee]

Did you enjoy it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

You know, old time hockey, they used to put aluminum foil underneath their gloves.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Protect your hands.

[Christy Lee]

Protect your hands.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You don't want to cut your hands on some. Some goons. Big weekend. All right, news coming up. Sports. What's in the new? Oh, we could talk about Saturday Night Live in the news, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we could do that. Our sex day is the future of workplace wellness. We'll talk about that.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Sex. We could take day off for sex.

[Christy Lee]

Have a sex day.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine? Interesting calling Thomas saying, I'm taking a sex.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he wouldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. That might intrigue him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he needs sex day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was going. Do you. Of all the things that have fallen out of my mouth on this show. Do you think. You think he got laid this weekend?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, with the kids?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's got the kids.

[Chick McGee]

He does have the kids. I thought it was just.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I thought too, initially. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The question's still valid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it kind of is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. We'll really press him tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I saw a picture of him in the booth, so maybe. Maybe he didn't have sex.

[Chick McGee]

He's probably mad now for what I said.

[Christy Lee]

Guys. Oh, we're talking about the baftas.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. In my favorite. In my new home country.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. When are you moving to London? Will it be before September?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, apparently it's a little more complicated than I thought. You got to. You got a lot of money.

[Christy Lee]

Give them a lot of money.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of money changing hands. I think I would be considered an asset, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

But you know how you could go to London without exchanging a lot of money? Join me September 28th. We're gonna take a trip.

[Chick McGee]

Well, put me down for party of two.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Journey through the lovely landscapes of England, Scotland and Wales with Colette. We're gonna travel through the charming countryside and experience the historic cities of London and Edinburgh. This is going to be a really amazing trip. You get to see iconic landmarks of London. Storybook villages of Oxford, Chester, and Shakespeare's Stratford upon Avon. I don't know anything about Shakespeare, so maybe I'll learn on this trip.

[Pat Godwin]

Romeo and Juliet. He wrote that.

[Christy Lee]

I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Some people call him nothing I like Willie Shakes. Yeah, some people call him that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, the great thing about this Colette makes travel so easy. They include flights, meals, hotels, sightseeing, and your local experiences. So all you have to do is have fun. It's the time of your life. Don't miss a chance to see Great Britain with me and my husband Andy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that sounds like a wonderful trip.

[Christy Lee]

It'll be a great trip. Call Colette at 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again is 800-581-8942 or Visit bobandtom.com this trip is going to be so much fun, and we'd love to have you join us. Call today. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Okie doke. Sports and more of what Christy was doing. And Josh and Pat. And Pat got a song.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

What did I. Is there rumor Coke in the boat? Might be.

[Pat Godwin]

You could. We could do Coke in the boat because I think perform this weekend. People should be asking for it. They should sing along. We should get them.

[Chick McGee]

How did those shows go? Oh, that's great.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'll talk about it when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. You chose to hit play on this podcast today. Smart Choice. Progressive loves to help people make smart choices. That's why they offer a tool called Auto Quote Explorer that allows you to compare your progressive car insurance quote with rates from other companies so you save time on the research and can enjoy savings when you choose the best rate for you. Give it a try after this [e-mail]. progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliate. Not available in all states or situations. Prices vary based on how you buy.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Taub Show. Hello, hello, hello. Christy Lee's here. Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. Willie Griswold joins us.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Willie. How you been, bud?

[Willie Griswold]

Really good, man. Good to see you guys.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a good weekend?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, really good weekend. We went down to Evansville. Pat Cozlets, Simplicity Furniture, me, Godwin Oskay. Great show.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, everybody. That's our first letter. I just wanted to give my two cents. Pat Godwin. Incredible. And at Pat Coslitz, Willie G. Also great. Oscar was there, too.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no. He was stellar.

[Chick McGee]

See, he was stunned. He killed. Derek is having some fun.

[Josh Arnold]

He's having a good time.

[Chick McGee]

He's having a great. He. You hear what I did to the Bob and Tom Show?

[Pat Godwin]

Put a wrench in the works.

[Greg Warren]

Those fellas, they like to break.

[Christy Lee]

Bob, he ruined Oscar's day.

[Chick McGee]

I can hear him yelling in the background. This is my Derek voice. I'm Derek. Let's see. Pat really made that guy in front his.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what happened, man?

[Pat Godwin]

Sorta.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's starting to mouth off.

[Pat Godwin]

He was funny. He's like an old, old veteran type. Real crusty individual, you know, and he didn't like it at first, but I want him all for. He sang. He's saying, you ain't nothing but a hound dog. Get all the lyrics wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious. So nice.

[Willie Griswold]

The front table was kind of talking a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And I was doing 15, 20, so I wasn't going to talk to him too much. I don't want to engage too much because I have a. I have a habit of going over at these shows. I think that you guys have been around for that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And I didn't want to go over, so I don't want to mess with these guys. I was just doing the act, getting out of there. Pat goes, how are they? Oh, yeah, there's a chatty guy up front. But I didn't want to address that. I didn't have enough time. Pat goes, oh, I'm going to kill him. I got time, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

I got nothing but time. I have to know if he actually got to keep the end table. What did that mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Were you giving away end tables? Well, that's exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

Stage. I said, you know, for dealing with this pet, I'm gonna need some hazard pay. I want a nightstand. I need a nightstand. And then Pat. Joe picked up an actual nightstand, brought it up on stage. He's a. He's a real sweet guy. It was a nice moment.

[Willie Griswold]

He's a character, man.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he really.

[Willie Griswold]

I got a chest pie.

[Pat Godwin]

He gave you a pie? I don't even know what a chest pie.

[Chick McGee]

What were you the one saying? Did you get a. Yeah, you did. Why did you get a pie?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm trying to pawn half a pie off on you guys. It's a chest pie. It's like butter and sugar. It's just sweet. He goes, don't eat that before bed. You won't be able to go to bed. And then we go, hey, we're gonna have a bite. And then we met one more person walking in. They go, oh, you have chest pie. Do not eat that before bed. You'll be bouncing off the walls the whole night. It's good, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Less than. I left there with four big, big dishes of Irish stew.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

For no reason at all. He just gives you food when you leave.

[Chick McGee]

If he's given food away, I gotta get down there.

[Willie Griswold]

He's like seeing a fun uncle you haven't seen in a while. You show up, you have some fun. He gives you 20 bucks and a pie on the way out. It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

That is nice.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, idiots. This letter begins.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

What's up? He's got the right show. You guys were discussing hanging up on people the other day. Here's a life hack. Now. Tom has always said, if you want to hang up on somebody, as you're talking, hit the disconnect button, Right? Kind of makes sense. This guy says instead of hitting the red hang up button, put your phone on airplane mode while you're talking. I saw this on the other end. The person will get a notification that says call dropped and it will appear you are in bad service.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a great one.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is what we need to get behind stuff that we can keep people away from us. We need tips for this.

[Willie Griswold]

I saw this was on the Netflix TV show Night Agent, and it's a spy trying to like, lay low undercover and not give up his position. I like that this guy is using spy techniques just to keep his ex off his back.

[Chick McGee]

I love the Night Agent. The parents get killed and the girl helps or something.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a second season.

[Chick McGee]

There's a good. I. I'm not. Not. God, I'm talking. I'm in Goliath now. Because you guys have been talking about it pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

It's good, right?

[Chick McGee]

It's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about William Hurt being in the dark.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wait till you see him naked.

[Pat Godwin]

You haven't seen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I saw him. Now I've got a. I've got a printout.

[Willie Griswold]

If we could go back to the hang up thing. Have you guys ever had the pleasure of my dad wanting to hang up on you angrily? But he's in his car. He doesn't know how to. How to use his Bluetooth. You have to hang up the phone. I'm driving. You have to hang up the phone. I can't hang out the phone right now.

[Chick McGee]

You just listen to him.

[Pat Godwin]

We had a fight on the phone. He hung up on me.

[Chick McGee]

What did you two lovebirds fight about?

[Pat Godwin]

Like two years ago after my album came out? It was something about the album.

[Chick McGee]

Click.

[Pat Godwin]

A bit of an anger issue.

[Chick McGee]

We got a.

[Christy Lee]

That's the first time hearing of it.

[Chick McGee]

We got a couple of letters about this. Some People. Some people caught on at the end of the show on Friday, your fill in host might have said happy Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And also have a nice and even better Valentine's Day. Well, Blake says great show yesterday, chick. One of the best shows for Happy Thanksgiving. Do you as well ending epic. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you as well. Don't eat too much.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a nice Valentine's Day?

[Chick McGee]

Happy Valentine. Yeah, of course not. Absolutely lay low.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always nice.

[Christy Lee]

You know, this is probably the Valentine's movie.

[Chick McGee]

This is the most pretentious thing I've ever said. I went to see the five nominated short films for the Oscars. Live action. They have live action and animation. And I went live action.

[Christy Lee]

Did you enjoy them on Saturday?

[Chick McGee]

Now that's my pretentious statement.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you. Did your date enjoy?

[Chick McGee]

Here's my white trash statement. I went with one of the ex wives. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You did it right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I did it right.

[Willie Griswold]

It's only truly white trash if you went with your ex wife and she smuggled in four Burger Kings under her jacket.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost as if you were there.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you have a little makeup?

[Chick McGee]

No. We have a better relationship now than we've ever had, which only because we don't worry about sex. So hang on a second. There we go. I'm hot today. Boy, oh boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanksgiving weekend was good for you.

[Chick McGee]

Thanksgiving week.

[Christy Lee]

What about you? Did you do something special for your sweetie? Well, did she come with you to Evansville?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Pat told me the true story, but I can't tell you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't help. I'm sure you had a nice time.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no, we. It was a busy weekend. I of right. We got a dog.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, whoa. Yeah. And then we got one.

[Christy Lee]

You got a dog?

[Pat Godwin]

A dog? Yeah, Jimmy and I. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Jimmy, let me tell you something. Pat walking around Friday talking about this dog. And as he always does, he asks for our advice. And to a person, everyone told him, Pat. What?

[Christy Lee]

Don't get a dog.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get a dog.

[Christy Lee]

You're the last person to get a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember I looked at her and I go, no, no. You guys realize the decision's already been made.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Ye.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Pat Godwin]

It's like in Breaking Bad. Remember when he's. He's about to be shot, the DEA agent, and he realizes it's already over. So he tells the guy, I don't say anything else, I'm already dead.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Brody.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, after Sheriff Brody and Jaws. Exactly Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of a dog is it?

[Pat Godwin]

It's a Cavachon. It's one of those designer breeds.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that even sounds exciting. Expensive.

[Pat Godwin]

It was.

[Chick McGee]

So you are down.

[Christy Lee]

Did not take my advice.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what we had, we had a joyous weekend and they. They bonded and we had fun.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a puppy?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a puppy. Jimmy and I really had a great, great weekend and.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

He was alone with it. I went down to Evansville and did my show.

[Christy Lee]

So where's the puppy now?

[Pat Godwin]

At the Humane Center.

[Josh Arnold]

That was quick.

[Willie Griswold]

Didn't even make it through the long weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

Hopefully in. In Jimmy's room.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In a crate.

[Pat Godwin]

In a crate?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way that dog's in a crate.

[Pat Godwin]

The dog's not in the crate. It's on the bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I could. I wouldn't be able to. No. If I were. How old is he?

[Pat Godwin]

He was born November 4th. So what did he.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, your kid.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

He was born November 4th.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying, if I were what, a 13 year old boy and I had a new puppy, there's no way I'm keeping that dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Jimmy's 14. The dog slept in the bed. You know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to. You want to. To cuddle and play?

[Pat Godwin]

I would like to lie to you, but I. I can't.

[Christy Lee]

You are going to be in for a treat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and the punchline is. What are you allergic to Pat dogs and cat? No.

[Pat Godwin]

After three days, I don't get. I'm. I'm fine now.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Pat Godwin]

It was rough day or two. It was a joyous weekend. We had a blast.

[Christy Lee]

So what are you gonna do when Jimmy's not there?

[Pat Godwin]

We have a plan.

[Chick McGee]

So with buying the dog and doing a gig this week. What? This weekend? $2,000.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you're making this a lot worse.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I'm just trying.

[Pat Godwin]

No, you know, if. If I have to go out of town, it'll be at a. You know, at pet suites.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

100 bucks a night. 100 bucks a night.

[Christy Lee]

I'll babysit. You're a doggie.

[Chick McGee]

You would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You can always bring it my way too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

He's. Yeah, we.

[Christy Lee]

After it's a puppy after his body.

[Pat Godwin]

The only time we actually have an issue is this weekend coming up. Then we're. We have smooth sailing feeling.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm out of town this weekend. Sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The only time I got a new puppy to an existing dog was long time ago. Mrs. Gibbs, my first golden. I brought this little doodle home, and she, Gibbs, was in the backyard running around, and I sat. The puppy was, I don't know, a month, eight weeks. Eight weeks, 10 weeks, give or take. So I sat that puppy on the grass, and Mrs. Gibbs walked up, sat, looked at the dog, looked at me, and vomited.

[Josh Arnold]

So it felt a little stressed.

[Chick McGee]

It. It felt a little strange. Of course, after three and a half years, they became best friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

But that three and a half growth period.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I'm dealing with that right now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did you see the Julia Louis Dreyfus thing? Didn't she have a golden in the audience last night? She did.

[Christy Lee]

She was sitting there, and that was hilarious. And Adam Driver was on the other side of the golden retriever, and she was saying, yeah, he.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Christy Lee]

He really is trying to flirt with me. He just, you know, he's got that stoic look. And, yeah, it was cute. She was very cute.

[Chick McGee]

Adam Driver kind of looks like a golden retriever, now that I think about it.

[Christy Lee]

I look like a dog. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they have that SNL thing last night? Did they have a lot of cast members? Like, do they pretty much have everybody? Like, including people like Gary Kroger.

[Pat Godwin]

And he did show up because I followed him on Facebook. I don't think he was.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even know who Gary Kroger is.

[Josh Arnold]

He was. He was Julia Louis Dreyfus days.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Brad Hall. I know Brad was there because Julie was there. Right, right.

[Willie Griswold]

It was more of like the All Stars. It was your Bill Murray's, your Fred.

[Josh Arnold]

Armisens, Robert Downey Jr. Michael Hall.

[Willie Griswold]

They didn't do a RDJ joke. I thought they were going to do one. They didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Randy Quaid.

[Christy Lee]

They had Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan and Tracy Morgan on Black Jeopardy, which was pretty funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, they did sketches.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No Dan Aykroyd, though, right?

[Willie Griswold]

I don't remember seeing Ackroyd on tv.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell was he doing? You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

Selling vodka in Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe. He's my favorite.

[Chick McGee]

I love him. Is there a rift? Is there trouble?

[Christy Lee]

They had a. Lorraine Newman did a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Jane Curtin was there, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't. Like I said, I only saw the first two hours, so I didn't see the Chevy.

[Pat Godwin]

Did Chevy Chase and stuff. Was he. Was he.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't see him, no.

[Willie Griswold]

Bill Murray did a piece on Update where he referenced Chevy Chase and he referenced Dennis Miller, Norm MacDonald.

[Christy Lee]

They did a lot of flashbacks, a lot of, you know, Quick cuts.

[Willie Griswold]

And yeah, there was a really good kind of Norm and Farley, like, full, very heartfelt thing right at the end of a song that Adam Sandler did.

[Christy Lee]

That Adam Sandler bit was pretty good. He got a standing ovation. He's just.

[Willie Griswold]

He's so likable, man. Yeah, he's the best.

[Chick McGee]

Is he here? Let's have another letter.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

So all the great folks at the Bob and Tom show, since you're all amateur aminal lovers, I have an idea I'd like you to try. I'm sure you're familiar with photographs of dogs playing poker.

[Josh Arnold]

Love those.

[Chick McGee]

Which are. There are like 50 versions of those for different versions of them. Yeah. Can you instead have a pet sitting at each one of your desks there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we.

[Chick McGee]

Can you use one of your own pets sitting at the microphone instead of you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Chick McGee]

It could be fun. I think there's a picture of monkeys. I can be wearing headphones somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

She was in Frankie and she'd sit here.

[Chick McGee]

We've been talking about bringing the dogs in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

By talking about me, the big guy said he might bring his dog.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

So that'll open the door for everybody.

[Willie Griswold]

His dogs suck. Do not let him bring his dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

Sound like they do.

[Christy Lee]

They're not dogs.

[Willie Griswold]

They're just weird alien cats.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't sound behaved at all.

[Willie Griswold]

We used to have real dogs. They were dogs. They were awesome. You could hang out with them. These things. They're not even dogs. It's crazy. It's like.

[Chick McGee]

They're like.

[Willie Griswold]

They're like moving artwork. It's insane.

[Pat Godwin]

But by the way, when you have a new dog, like my son does, you get texts From Tom every 20.

[Christy Lee]

Minutes telling you what to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Make sure you make sure you do this.

[Chick McGee]

Can I give you some advice? No, I. That. Com. We have had. Tom and I have had that conversation. Can I give you some advice? I reply, no. He continued. It was amazing.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter.

[Chick McGee]

All right, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, guys. And Christy. Just wanted to give a big shout out for having Kelsey Cook on the show. Watched your Hulu special and hysterically laughed the whole time and immediately recommended it to a few friends.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard it's terrific.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Thank you for all the laughs. A second generation listener, Alyssa. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

She's always a pleasure. Kelsey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's streaming. Hulu. Hulu. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I saw Roy woods last night. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it funny?

[Pat Godwin]

So good. Good. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's a good man.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a good.

[Chick McGee]

He hosted the Writers Guild Awards over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

He had. He put up on his Instagram. It's like, look at some of these names. I know I'm going to mess them up. I feel horrible. I would rather do 10 hours of straight stand up than try to pronounce somebody's name.

[Jeff Oskay]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

In reference to your snowplow names on Friday. This is from Kurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we had some good ones.

[Christy Lee]

That was in Minnesota, right?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they're voting Snowtorious. Big was my favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Is that an R, Kurt?

[Christy Lee]

Good for remembering that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's an R. I forget that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My nephew Logan drives a snowplow for the city of Cedar Falls, Iowa. We'll be there Friday, about a half hour from Cedar Fall, Riverside, Iowa. Come watch the show. And then that night. Willie Jee. Are you going to be there Friday night?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not going to be there. I was supposed to be there. I'm not. I'm going to my friend Logan's bachelor party. And I know it sounds like I'm not bailing to party. This is like.

[Greg Warren]

Truly.

[Willie Griswold]

There are like three guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Why wouldn't you bail the party?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. The response to this is, oh, hell yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

This is like my. My best friend. I gotta go to this. I'm so excited. I'm. I'm so. I've never been to a bachelor party before.

[Christy Lee]

Where is it going to be?

[Willie Griswold]

Out. You know, it's in Vegas.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, jeez, Willie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, what? Don't. Don't even. Yeah, to help us.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, no, it was the whole thing. I talked to my dad about it to go to therapy about it. It was crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Do the hangover, Put them up on the roof of a hotel and leave. And lock the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Love that movie. My nephew Logan drives a snow plow. Cedar Fall. They had a contest to name the plows and his is Scoop dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very good.

[Chick McGee]

Honorable mention. The big Laowowski.

[Willie Griswold]

That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

I like those. All right, we'll be back with more stuff. And Christy, don't you need to tell us? Oh, no, this is me.

[Christy Lee]

That's you.

[Chick McGee]

Don't I need to tell you about everyday earbuds?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do.

[Chick McGee]

Off my back, Griswold.

[Pat Godwin]

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Oh, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold's laughing at me. There's with you, Christy Lee. Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

You're very fun to laugh at.

[Chick McGee]

I've been told that. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Ace Cosby and I'm Chicken Key. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We're going to be in Riverside, Iowa Friday morning doing the this here radio show live. Tom will be back for that. He'll be back tomorrow actually, but and then Friday night we're doing a comedy show. Al Jackson and who else?

[Pat Godwin]

Pat, Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold is going to be on.

[Christy Lee]

And you, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'll be there.

[Chick McGee]

So Pat will be opening. Now that's a joke. Of course. Josh, are you ready to go on stage?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Friday night, y'all ready? I'll stick.

[Christy Lee]

Set.

[Josh Arnold]

All set. Pat and I have something special planned.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what do people chant and want you to do. And then it doesn't turn out very well to scat.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think we have. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody wants me to scat. I scat show die. And it's. Didn't you. This is. You all wanted this, right?

[Chick McGee]

If you ever giving you what you want.

[Willie Griswold]

The first person went to a comedy show and saw the heckles that Josh gets, they'd be like this is does at every comedy show. Do they make him scat and scream about banjos? Why are they doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Banjo show specifically.

[Josh Arnold]

That one guy just yelled your dad's dad.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

They yell.

[Josh Arnold]

That is the stuff I get.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They yell out underwater opera guy to me and I do it. No laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

I know it's weird.

[Chick McGee]

We have a letter about banjos coming up but we will be there Friday with T shirts for the. For the event and posters for the event. And I. I was told that my picture where you can't tell me and Mimi from the Drew Carey show apart. That poster is being changed and there's a new picture but we'll have posted. But you can order them at bob&tom.com. t shirts and really cool zip up hoodies. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The coast to coast. Bob and Tom. They're really cool. I have to get one.

[Chick McGee]

Very cool. I'm gonna have to go back into warehouse and steal a couple of those. You think they'd fire me if I went back and stole this?

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're good, man.

[Greg Warren]

There's no cannons back there.

[Pat Godwin]

There's no cans.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. You've stolen a lot of stuff from here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Stolen our hearts is what you've stolen.

[Chick McGee]

And I believe I asked you to be a lookout one. This is like the. The gang's breaking up. You're singing like a canary. Did you hear that?

[Josh Arnold]

I heard it and I'll never forget it.

[Pat Godwin]

You took all the sex toys.

[Chick McGee]

I did not. I got. Was I. I took what was given to me. As far as sex toys go. Oh, I got something that vibrates. I got something. All right. Cool. Cool. Pretty rad jam in there.

[Willie Griswold]

When I was a kid, I stole Playboys from here and I had to take them to school because it was. I go straight from here to school and then home. And do you guys know how much of a criminal you feel like having two playboys in your backpack?

[Chick McGee]

You have to go to school. No.

[Willie Griswold]

Because you can't because your friends are idiots. If I show Mark and Logan, I'm screwed.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm in trouble.

[Willie Griswold]

I got to keep this straight It's a solo mission.

[Chick McGee]

That's Logan from the upcoming basketball.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah. He's been an idiot for a long time, man.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Good morning, goofballs from Three Rivers, California. Yeah, I'm not sure what the Three Rivers are, but maybe someone will tell us. You've got the Nina, the penny, Santa Maria mystery solved. I unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately heard the super lame lead banjo that chick threw out there. What's going on here? As a banjo player, I was appalled. I said, it is simple banjo. We. I said said matchbox20. I love them and Rob Thomas for one reason, lead banjo. And this member unwell.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

That's lovely. Is that not lovely?

[Christy Lee]

It's lovely.

[Willie Griswold]

I've got a whole thing against banjos and pop songs. I don't like it here. I don't like it. And Take It Easy by the Eagles. It seems distracting.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's a nice touch here, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Good production touch. I forgot about the Take it easy. Anyway, he says, I was appalled. I was not. He must. He likes. He likes Bella Fleck's version of Chick Korea, Spain. So he must be a long haired.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotcha.

[Pat Godwin]

That's fancy banjo, right?

[Josh Arnold]

This. That is not what Matchbox 20 is doing is not fancy.

[Christy Lee]

This is every man's banjo. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

That's just the sound of.

[Chick McGee]

This is Joe Six Pack Banjo is what this is.

[Josh Arnold]

It might even be less. Honestly, like, it's. What he's doing with the banjo is like nothing. Yeah, it sounds cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I could play that part.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, right. He's essentially playing the banjo like a guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

No. Rocky Top.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of playing a song, big mouth. You open your mouth now you gotta play Rocky Top.

[Pat Godwin]

You made me cry earlier. I don't know if I'm ready for it.

[Chick McGee]

This was totally impromptu where Pat and I are sitting here about an hour ago now. And he had not heard a song from an artist that I enjoy. I'd rather not say his name.

[Pat Godwin]

Fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

But I played him this song and we were both like.

[Christy Lee]

I walked by crying our eyes.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Elton John says that this.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta work with men. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you really? Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

This never happens.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm like, what is.

[Pat Godwin]

John said that this artist. That this particular song from this artist we won't mention is. Is the best.

[Josh Arnold]

This is also infuriating.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I know, but. I know, but you'll.

[Chick McGee]

All right. It's Ryan Adams. It's called Ryan Adams. And it's. Please do not let me go.

[Pat Godwin]

So we're sitting here and he plays it and.

[Chick McGee]

And Pat had never heard it before.

[Pat Godwin]

Halfway through, I just. I'm balling like a baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I look over.

[Christy Lee]

So is he like a baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Ryan Adams is good at making you cry.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he got me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Whiskey Town not being able to find the exits in some places for his female party guest, but that's another story.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I. I forgot that he is.

[Chick McGee]

I still.

[Pat Godwin]

I. Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's doing. He's. He's. He's touring, though. I mean, I. I've seen him twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Chris Brown Almost Took a Woman'.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

How can that be?

[Willie Griswold]

I can dance pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Pat.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know if you know, he is.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he's a great performer. He's just a bad travel.

[Chick McGee]

Louie's out there, for God's sake. What's. What the hell's going on? We're gonna. I say if we're gonna cancel somebody. Yeah, they stay canceled.

[Josh Arnold]

I said, we go so far. Kill. There's no such thing as cancel anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna say yes, but you'll hear me out. But I'm open to God, to the list.

[Willie Griswold]

My dad is going to be so mad he wasn't here on the day that Josh read his execution list. This is so far up his alley.

[Josh Arnold]

He would whip his scroll out and just like. And compare and contrast.

[Chick McGee]

So, Christy, you doing all right, Critty?

[Christy Lee]

I'm doing fine.

[Chick McGee]

You do? I say pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

I like pretty. That's a good nickname for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you have a song one time about the day Christy lost her mind? Remember that?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that. Frank, I'm doing great.

[Pat Godwin]

Give me a chance. I may need a capo.

[Josh Arnold]

Should happen more often.

[Willie Griswold]

Look, we can just come back with it if it's kind of.

[Chick McGee]

He's like a dealer in Vegas.

[Pat Godwin]

Shut up, Willie. It's my moment.

[Willie Griswold]

Give you.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Hey, Pat, This a big time. Zigfields.

[Willie Griswold]

Get you a chance, kid.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, when we got together last time and Tom. And Tom wasn't here, we. Yeah, boy, we were tough on Christy. Even when Tom's here, we're all tough on Christy. Tom said, christy, what else you got? She read the news when Josh remarked that's not the way you pronounce municipal.

[Willie Griswold]

Municipal.

[Pat Godwin]

And the mood turned tense and dark I wrote a song about another with diarrhea Diarrhea Poor Christy told us the facts and as I sang about the crap in the convent that was the day that Christy cracked oh, the day that Christy cracked I can't Take it anymore. When she left he wants her back. It was a Friday, we all went on the attack. Oh, the day that Christy cracked.

[Chick McGee]

She can't take it anymore.

[Pat Godwin]

Why she couldn't take it. Everyone kept interrupting her she was about to blow her stack. With our minds in the dirt and the comments about her shirt Was the day that Christy cracked. For the day that Christy cracked. We laugh. Good taste, finesse and tact. I'm beaten down but now she has a better contract. The day that Christy Lee got so pissed at me. Oh, the day that Christy cracked. You were great in that. A little way through in there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was. All right. NBA All Star News. We've got Daytona 500. What time is it? Just ended.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Eagles general manager. Super bowl champion general manager Howie Roseman got hit in the face with a beer during the Eagles parade.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, the celebration.

[Chick McGee]

Of course the surprise is more people didn't get hit in the face with beers.

[Willie Griswold]

Shocking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's crazy. With what's coming up over there, we.

[Christy Lee]

Got a lady who wanted to take a picture with a shark. That didn't end well.

[Chick McGee]

Something was the shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Hold still here.

[Josh Arnold]

Shark, shark, shark.

[Christy Lee]

In Japan, the porn disposal boxes are becoming obsolete. We'll tell you why.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Willie Griswold]

Like the weed emsy box at the airport. They have that with porn. Gotta get over there.

[Christy Lee]

And a Jack the Ripper story.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's back, baby.

[Chick McGee]

I have not done the. I've not. I've not done the tour. You can stand right where he killed people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Have you done that?

[Josh Arnold]

I have. It's real creepy tour.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta do that.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to do it at like midnight.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? That's where my new place is going to be. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Whitechapel.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right and right. White Chapel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe we'll do that on my tour in September.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, you're going to join you and your husband, right? Yeah. Colette Travel. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Say yes. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Oh, hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay joins us.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi, Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Jeffrey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby is here. That joke of the day coming down the pike. Willie Griswold is here.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

And I am Chick McGee. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And coming up this morning, we're going to talk with Greg Warren for the Warren Report.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

From Champion Windows, sunrooms at home exteriors. Oh, the Warren Report is sponsored by Champion Windows. Well, Greg is a champion Visit two timer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Visit championsave now dot com. That's championsave now dot com.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

This just handed me.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw it. It literally was just handed to you.

[Chick McGee]

I love reading these. This is my father. That's the best part. I haven't read these letters either. Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

My wife and I were first together. This is from Sean. My wife's family had a golden retriever named Joey. Oh, we're talking about dogs. Of course. We love dogs anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Chick McGee]

All of us have dogs here in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Ace doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

But I do love them.

[Chick McGee]

Ace has a cat. Josh has a cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Willie, my roommate in Chicago, has a dog. So I'm hanging out with a dog.

[Pat Godwin]

Little Freya.

[Willie Griswold]

She's a Swedish valhund. Looks like a corgi mixed with a wolf.

[Chick McGee]

Freya.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, she's awesome. She's.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Josh, you like her, man. She's a weird looking girl.

[Chick McGee]

Who are you friends with? French prime minister?

[Willie Griswold]

My cousin John. You guys know John?

[Christy Lee]

What kind of dog is it?

[Willie Griswold]

It's called a Swedish Valhun. V A L H U N D. Yeah. I'm telling you, corgi plus wolf.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they look like a little. Kind of like a German shepherd, too. Or a husky.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Willie Griswold]

She's cool, man.

[Chick McGee]

The term valhund sounds oppressive.

[Willie Griswold]

It does release the valhunt.

[Josh Arnold]

It does. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Freya is a real cool dog. We get along pretty well.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, Pat just has a new dog despite the fact Jimmy.

[Pat Godwin]

Jimmy does.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks German shepherd on a Corgi chassis.

[Christy Lee]

It does. With a husky tail.

[Chick McGee]

That's very. My wife's family had a golden retriever named Joey. Joey had been with the family for about four or five years at that point, my wife lived on her own and had a silky terrier, a tiny six to seven pound dog. When we moved in together, we couldn't have the dog, so her parents agreed to take the silky named Ruby. We took Ruby to their house. Joey sniffed her up and down, turned around and squatted over her and took a poop on her back.

[Josh Arnold]

I own this now. This is not mine.

[Chick McGee]

Dominance, he said. And much like my story when I. My golden, my first golden retriever, Mrs. Gibbs met Emmy, Our goal, our golden doodle, Mrs. Gibbs walked up, looked at the puppy, and vomited.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Not on the puppy, but I got the message.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you didn't have to go to a pet psychologist to figure that one out.

[Chick McGee]

They got after this dog pooped on the other's back, they got along great for the rest of their lives. Okay, Sean from Cape Coral. All right, there we go. Let's get to the NBA All Star game. That wasn't really an NBA All Star game. It's. It was the east versus the West. You know, though, what they want to do in the NBA All Star Game, they want to do the countries against each other like they do in the NHL.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they should. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like the Serbs and the Croats. Ah, the Americans against.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because they're what? Swing. Sw, Sweden. Finland. USA And Canada.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Russia's not involved. Even though Ovechkin is closing in on the record, we don't mention.

[Christy Lee]

Greeks playing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Giannis, the Greek freak.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In basketball. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We're talking about NHL.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was talking.

[Chick McGee]

We could go. We could go. How many Greeks are there? There are the antikunta kumpa. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

There's at least two.

[Pat Godwin]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Attention. That's how I say it. Josh, I look to you for adv. What happened?

[Willie Griswold]

It was.

[Josh Arnold]

You were trying to find the right word there.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. Anyway, Steph Curry got the MVP at the All Star game. Curry scored the first points of his of the final and a three pointer and later connected from half court.

[Willie Griswold]

Crazy.

[Chick McGee]

And that brings us to the big. The big news in the NBA All Star game, which the Shaqs team. The. The OGs beat Chuck Barkley's team, the Global Stars. 41. 21.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Willie Griswold]

Charles, come to hear from you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm hungry.

[Josh Arnold]

I was trying to do Shaq.

[Willie Griswold]

That was Shaq, man. Egg on my face.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. I'm just like, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how bad the impression was.

[Chick McGee]

I'm 10. Try it again.

[Pat Godwin]

Try it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Joe, no. Chicks actually got me better I'm Shaq.

[Chick McGee]

My back hurts 10ft long. A college student named Yaron Barajas beat Bucks star Damen Lillard in a three point shooting contest during the All Star game last night. Won a hundred thousand dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's fun. That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

And I say, if you look at the video, when he shoots the basket, I don't think he gets it off in time, but they're going to give him the money. That's just my opinion. Lillard needed to make a three to win, while Barajas had to hit just one basket from midcourt. And with the clock winding down, Lillard having missed. After they'd announced those would be the final attempts by both players, the winner let it fly one more time and. And backboard and in. The banks were open. He said, I have to thank my dad. He always taught me to use the glass. It was his sixth or seventh attempt. He couldn't remember for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that square on that glass is there for a reason, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You hit in there.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Here he comes. There's Lillard shooting. And now here he comes. And boom. And Chuck and everybody. Kenny goes crazy. They're all the mascots, rub it up against each other.

[Josh Arnold]

It's nerdy little white kid.

[Christy Lee]

Nerdy white kid.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost as if someone said, get me a nerdy white kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he answered the casting Eagles general manager Howie Roseman, who, for many people's money, the best general manager in the National Football Bowl League. He's the one who engineered the Saquan Barkley trade with the New York Giants.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you. Are you done with that bit?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. Okay, all right. I enjoy it. When we started it, I enjoyed the middle part, and now I'm enjoying it because it takes me by surprise. Anyway, Howie was injured by a beer thrown during the super bowl parade in Philadelphia last Friday. The beer can struck Mr. Roseman in the head and you can see there's kind of a crescent on his forehead. So funny where it Left, right. He was bloody. Even though he was hit in the head, he continued to make his speech in front of the Philadelphia Art Museum, Teddy Roosevelt style. Yeah, he just went ahead the bull moose. After he got hit, he touched his forehead and screamed, I bleed for this city.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's so cool. That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Go, go, Eagles, is what he said.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't pump his fist in the air and yell, fight, fight, fight.

[Chick McGee]

No, not that time.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Stupid. Not even a go Birds couple in Brazil have broken the Guinness World Record for the longest marriage for a living couple. Different sexes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a lot of qualifiers.

[Christy Lee]

Living couple. I mean, mean, sure. I think once one dies, they're. The marriage is over. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why the contest.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, we have an interview with. Manuel and Maria have been married for 84 years and 77 days. Wow. Manuel, how's married life so far?

[Josh Arnold]

Kill me.

[Chick McGee]

The couple first met in 1932. 36. They got married in 1940.

[Christy Lee]

Did it say how old they were when they got married?

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's see. We can go back.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel like.

[Willie Griswold]

Usually with stories like this, it's like, he was 30, she was nine.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Traded her for four sheep.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in Brazil in 1936, they could have been six and seven and got married. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's assume 16. Let's just.

[Willie Griswold]

That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

And once you do pass away, you are married in heaven. I don't know. If you know that, you stay married in heaven.

[Christy Lee]

What happens if you've been married more than once? Who are you married to when you get to heaven?

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

There's that great. There's that great line in MASH where Hodlip said, would you miss me if I die? And Frank goes, of course not. I won't miss you. We'll see each other in heaven. And then he goes, unless my wife's with me. Don't act like you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat. You know, there are some that say that if you remain married in heaven, you're. You're actually in hell. Not me. I mean, I'm not married, but.

[Chick McGee]

The couple first married in 1936. They tied the knot in 1940. They raised 13 children and now have 55 grandchildren.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And 54 great grandchildren.

[Christy Lee]

That's a hell of a Christmas party.

[Chick McGee]

Come on with this.

[Jeff Oskay]

What a menace.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm not done.

[Jeff Oskay]

Too many kids under the wall.

[Chick McGee]

Twelve great, great grandchildren. God, that's about like being related to Lincoln. What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

I can't stand it.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't afford Christmas presents.

[Chick McGee]

There's just a constant roaring.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very loud in here.

[Pat Godwin]

How many. How many turkeys do we have to get for Thanksgiving?

[Chick McGee]

Just five minutes to myself.

[Willie Griswold]

My God, I long for the silence of death.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in the news?

[Josh Arnold]

I pray there's nothing after this. Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Good God, keep your heaven.

[Josh Arnold]

I want black and quiet.

[Willie Griswold]

Black and quiet.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up in the news, we have a guy who forges a death certificate to get out of work. Wow. That's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Holy heck.

[Christy Lee]

Not his we have sex days. Is that the future of the workplace? Wellness.

[Chick McGee]

I'm taking a day out to have sex.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

And we have Jack the Ripper in the news. And let's see what else we have. An interesting. You know how your father likes to if he's a judge he would say we're going to do some different kind of sentencing.

[Willie Griswold]

Cruel and unusual punishment.

[Christy Lee]

This isn't really cruel and unusual but it is different for some criminals. And actually the judge is going to help help out. We'll talk about it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Senior writer Brian Hyatt talks the biggest.

[Chick McGee]

Music news from the biggest stars.

[Willie Griswold]

Almost everyone is teaming up on Drake. It's like Drake versus the world.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You first met Prince.

[Greg Warren]

You were driving for him before you.

[Chick McGee]

Were drumming for him. That's correct. Stevie Wonder, you kind of have to.

[Christy Lee]

Understand, understand how Stevie began.

[Pat Godwin]

White radio.

[Chick McGee]

That's where the money was.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what still is Rolling Stone music. Now follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom, show Christy Lee there with the news. There's Pat Godwin with the guitar. Hello. There's Jeff Oscar with the beard and the attitude. There's Josh. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. The attitude.

[Willie Griswold]

It sounds like a shirt you'd see at Hot Topic. I got a beard and an attitude.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, that's a great shirt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what did I see? There's a T shirt. Oh, hi, Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man, what's going on?

[Chick McGee]

There's a T I'm chick there. The T shirt. It says, I just took the biggest.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

@ Buc EE's. And it's got the beat buck, a circle of. And it's got all these. It's giant.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, honey, we're going out to dinner. Why don't you just wear your. I just took the biggest at a Buc EE's. Come, sweetie, wear your nice shirt.

[Chick McGee]

My mom would like to see you in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Jake, I saw a lady at a truck stop wearing a T shirt once that said my reality check bounced.

[Chick McGee]

Uh huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you. Would you speak to her?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to cut her off while she's buying lottery tickets. I would let her just do her thing.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I hope I can do this justice. I've just seen this come across justice. This my Twitter feed. There's a. There's a lonely dog staring out at the ocean, and the caption is life without football. He's just waiting. It's just waiting.

[Willie Griswold]

It's fine. I'm okay. I've got TV shows to watch until March Madness. Then I've got the rest of basketball, baseball season, football's back in in no time.

[Chick McGee]

I do like the March Madness. I'm surprised how that's taken over me. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I do like that. Especially the. The earlier the game, the better.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I do like early basketball.

[Willie Griswold]

Yesterday a Creighton game was on and I was like, oh, cool. This actually kind of means something. I gotta watch this Creighton game. Have some fun.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go barrels.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Willie Griswold]

No, not yet. I'll start betting when the tournament starts probably.

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Willie Griswold]

I have no idea what's going on right now. Also, it's kind of a weird season. I'm not sure who's. Yeah, my usual teams aren't doing well.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Like every team in the SEC is going to make the tournament. I guess they've got some badass Big.

[Christy Lee]

Ten's got some badass bad securities and exchange commission.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

They're getting involved.

[Josh Arnold]

They have to do it. Come on. I tell you, big government.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Christy, Christy, what do you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know it's Monday, President's Day, a lot of people don't have work today. But if you're sitting there thinking, ah, man, I should call in, have you ever called in for a sex day? A new survey from Zip Health reveals so called sex days might actually increase productivity in the workplace.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

According to the poll of 800 employees and 200 managers, over three in five employees support the idea of paid or unpaid sex days.

[Josh Arnold]

This is here in the States.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And one in two employees who have taken a sex day reported increased productivity.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

15% of employers said they would implement sex days, while 3% of employers say they already do.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, this makes sense. Couples, their kids are, you know, they go to work while the kids are in school. They get home, the kids are home, they're super busy. Yeah, this is a. Yeah, this makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly one in five Americans would feel comfortable approaching their managers about taking a sex day or a sexual wellness day. Could we call your dad and go, hey, I need a sex day again?

[Josh Arnold]

I think we're in a. Tom, I think would say, yeah, do it. I really do.

[Willie Griswold]

Why, why don't we just say, hey, a couple extra personal days. Do you have to call in and tell your boss?

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I am wondering.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, why is, why is that Verizon's issue? Why do I have to tell them it's yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One in five employees would consider leaving their job for one that offered sex days.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. If I work at Salesforce, I don't want to call my boss and go, hey, I'm doing it today. Can't make it in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Why wouldn't you just say, I'm taking it day off?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

See, I don't like Tom's attitude when you talk about stuff. Like when you do a show, he'll say, you know, you're coming back on Sunday, you're driving a couple hours, take the month off.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost as if he hates us.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's generosity oftentimes is real rude.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You go, take the month off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Start to get a little insecure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Pat, last year he told me to take the ski trip off.

[Josh Arnold]

So I get it.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, you get sometimes, Sometimes everybody wants a little break.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you take our friendship off?

[Christy Lee]

60% of employees said that they had taken time off to simply spend quality time with their partners, while 15% had specifically taken a day off just for intimacy.

[Chick McGee]

This is dangerous.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I've never done it with a partner, but I took a personal day in high school. I almost pulled the thing off, man. It was crazy.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Josh took two personal days just to be with, you know, his significant other.

[Josh Arnold]

There's computer blue.

[Chick McGee]

Why won't you do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Nearly half of employee respondents said offering sex days could significantly reduce the stigma surrounding sexual health, creating a more open and supportive environment.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why they want to say it then. Yeah, but I don't buy it.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody cares.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And for employers, the greatest barriers to offering paid or unpaid sex day were. I love this one. Workplace stigma or gossip. Oh, did you hear? Josh took a sex day yesterday?

[Josh Arnold]

The same day that Linda did.

[Chick McGee]

I, for one. I'm glad I can finally get in the supply closet.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, because when you take a day off, everyone does speculate anyways. Like, we do it jokingly. We'll be like, oh, Christy's getting her feet scraped or whatever it is.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

But when someone takes a day off, we all go in the break room and go wonder why they're not here.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's.

[Willie Griswold]

You do it privately.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah. Christie's buying a china baby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That was like.

[Josh Arnold]

We always kind of know why you should take the day off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Defining and monitoring appropriate use is one of the problems for employers. Employee misuse is one of their barriers to offering the paid or unpaid sex days.

[Chick McGee]

I'll show him. I just won't show up. I'll tell him I'm sick.

[Willie Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Potential backlash from leadership or stakeholders or legal compliance challenges. Oh, yeah. Then you've got. Well, Susie got a day, and I didn't get it.

[Josh Arnold]

So what are the rules here? So HR.

[Chick McGee]

I'm 1/9th Comanche.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't walk through your office going, I'm having sex tomorrow. No, I don't think you're gonna get into. HR is gonna.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They should just go ahead and make some sort of definition of personal day days and add this to it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And not say anything about it.

[Josh Arnold]

But they're saying, oh, well, we want to try to destigmatize sex. So we're.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. We're all children. Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

And I feel like some corporate cultures try to get too involved. Like, if you go to a funeral, they'll make you bring back some sort of proof of that. They'll make you bring back a booklet From a wedding. Hey, hey. Take a picture of the condom when you're done. They can't. What are they going to do to you?

[Chick McGee]

I heard doctor's excuse. I've never heard a picture of me by the coffin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right. That leads me right to my next story.

[Chick McGee]

Does it really?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, real quick though. Willie was saying you guys talked about talk about me when I'm.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, so when I'm on these fishing trips. Are you guys speculating? He's not actually fishing.

[Chick McGee]

He's with his brother.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think I'm doing?

[Chick McGee]

He's family. Playing on your ass at home.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe a day or two out of the four, though.

[Willie Griswold]

Reading.

[Pat Godwin]

Reading a book in a cabin by yourself. You're told about your fishing.

[Willie Griswold]

We have a group chat called don't tell Josh about this.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty rad. Yeah, I've always wanted to be the subject of a secret group chat.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's going to be podcast.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's the other thing. What if you're single, you do you have to take like a jacker day or off or allowed jack or.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I'll see you guys next week. Tomorrow's my big whacking off day.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's good for your health. Everybody knows that. There's no, there's no stigma anymore. It's good for your health.

[Josh Arnold]

Your boss gives you a bottle of.

[Willie Griswold]

Lube and tissues with a corporate logo on it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that actually reminds me, we have Mr. Paul Lind here. I don't know if you guys knew. Paul Lind, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Good to see you, sir.

[Pat Godwin]

How's everybody doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we have a question here. Paul, it's the most abused and neglected part of your body. What is it?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it may be abused, but it's not neglected.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Lynn. Mr. Lynn.

[Christy Lee]

Kristen.

[Chick McGee]

Well, well done.

[Christy Lee]

I'll take that. A Singaporean man was fined thousands of dollars for forging his grandfather's death certificate in order to get time off work. According To Oddity Central, 29 year old Bharath Gopal was working as a security financing operation analyst.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome to odd.

[Christy Lee]

When his then girlfriend had cheated on him and he found himself unable to focus on his job. Rather than applying for the annual leave offered by his employer, the man asked for paid compassionate leave claiming his grandfather had died. When a supervisor asked for the death certificate, Mr. Gopal forged the document. But his lie was ultimately discovered. He pleaded guilty and was fined $4,000.

[Chick McGee]

I've often said this. For the longest time, none of us, I. I think maybe Josh would, out of all of us, function very well in a regular office environment.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he would.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't great. I mean, I did it for years. Years. And I. I was not particularly good at it.

[Chick McGee]

Doctor's excuses and paperwork and.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were you the funny guy in the office, though?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but I. To the chagrin of some of my supervisors. Yeah. I wasn't liked by everybody.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't get you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure I was obnoxious.

[Chick McGee]

Did they have a. Did they have a what? What the hell is Josh doing? Podcast, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, it was before podcast. So it was just kind of a chat room?

[Chick McGee]

Like a book club?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. All right, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I was not. I sometimes. Some days I would just leave and go to the movies and then come back.

[Chick McGee]

See, Josh, I took a long line. Exactly. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

I had to meet the. The Johnsons for the middle.

[Willie Griswold]

Josh, why does your soda have Spider man on it?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't worry about it. No, no. I, I, I go to the. I just get my soda from the movie theater. My $7 soda.

[Chick McGee]

I just eat popcorn for lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm terrible with money.

[Willie Griswold]

I like the souvenir cups.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Your dad used to go to a theater just to get popcorn.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

He does a lot of weird movie theaters. Love that.

[Chick McGee]

I did it, too.

[Christy Lee]

Of course they do.

[Chick McGee]

I did it, too. I love. I love that popcorn.

[Christy Lee]

Do they still have that there? I haven't been to that theater.

[Chick McGee]

The theater's kind of chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a Target popcorn guy?

[Chick McGee]

Love the Target Popcor always said that's Target. Target secret to success.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That's the popcorn in your cart while you're shopping.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a grocery store that now has.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if they. Do they still have popcorn? I've never.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't know they ever did.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Right there when you come in.

[Josh Arnold]

That's that Target smell, man.

[Christy Lee]

That popcorn they added at the grocery store last yesterday when I was in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Get it at a grocery store now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can we get every store on board with the Target cart?

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the best car ever.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the hard face of the earth, right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They are the finest cards in the market.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Jeff Oskay]

I never get a. The wheel wobble. I never get a cart. Like, I don't know what they're doing.

[Pat Godwin]

But they've taken it to a whole new well.

[Josh Arnold]

Every target has 24 cart mechanics on staff. That's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

That was great. Have you ever had the grocery store carts that will shut off the wheels come to a complete stop. They lock.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When you get like, I used to.

[Jeff Oskay]

Live in the hood.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to time out.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

And. And sometimes, like, if you didn't park in the three lanes right in front of the store and park like, you know, in a closer spot but like six lanes down, you'd be pushing your car. It just lock up in the middle of the park.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

They put.

[Jeff Oskay]

Take all your stuff out.

[Josh Arnold]

It's some sort of theft prevention.

[Christy Lee]

I have never.

[Chick McGee]

They just put. Start putting low jacks kind of on carts so they know where they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I need to move mine. Malfunction. It was just malfunctioning. And it shut off right when I went through the exit doors.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was like, what do I do? And the guy goes, eh, you know, you gotta just switch with another cart. But I just. I essentially did a sled push all the way to my car. I just muscled it.

[Willie Griswold]

What about some local high school offensive line goes, hello, Arnold. Make sure you get low and push.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we should target carts. But Costco carts are pretty good too.

[Josh Arnold]

They are. They're the size of Escalades.

[Chick McGee]

Gigantic. They're much bigger. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't have a Costco membership. Can you take me there so I can get a bunch of pesto?

[Chick McGee]

If you promise to behave yourself.

[Willie Griswold]

Can I get a hot dog at the end?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay, cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I only ever used a little basket, never a cart. What?

[Chick McGee]

You're just a fairy. What are we doing? I didn't know we were doing that.

[Pat Godwin]

We're not.

[Josh Arnold]

We aren't.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you all are. You're with me. It's a fairy move. I have a little. Look, have a little basket.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't have time for the card. I'm in and out.

[Josh Arnold]

I do have a bit of a problem using the. And I. I always use the small shopping cart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

But it is a little emasculating.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you got your little berries in your little cart there.

[Chick McGee]

I know you.

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, that's me saying it to me.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't have to. You don't over buy that one.

[Chick McGee]

And I know you pay for the popcorn at Target, but what's the actual. Actually the actual legal ramifications of. Of camping out in the bulk food aisle and eating like the yogurt pretzels and the chocolate covered raisins. Is that.

[Christy Lee]

That's illegal.

[Chick McGee]

Is that shoplifting?

[Josh Arnold]

You're not going to.

[Chick McGee]

I'm eating it Right now, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna pay right now?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm not gonna pay for it. Whatever goes into my belly, I'm not paying for.

[Josh Arnold]

I consider those free samples.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I take a radish and eat a rat and buy a radish. I take a radish and I buy a bag. Is that stealing?

[Chick McGee]

So, technically, you're stealing. My son.

[Josh Arnold]

My son thinks it is, but you're essentially stealing.

[Christy Lee]

Stealing.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm stealing one radish.

[Chick McGee]

They have those little square peanut butter. It's like half a Zagnut bar. I eat those all the time. Boy, those are good.

[Josh Arnold]

You are. I. You are kind of a thief.

[Chick McGee]

I've never felt more alive when I'm stealing.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you trying not to chew in front of the people that work there?

[Chick McGee]

Some guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing from me.

[Chick McGee]

I did have. I was there one day with my mouth. This guy came over, he goes, everything. Finding everything you need over here.

[Willie Griswold]

You have a big chocolate stain on your hoodie.

[Pat Godwin]

It's hard.

[Chick McGee]

You can't charge people. You don't know how much they've eaten.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't believe you do this.

[Pat Godwin]

It's hard not to take a little grape, though, right?

[Chick McGee]

It's really hard.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I've got no problem doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Ever take a bite out of an apple and put it back?

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't done that, but I'll. I'm doing that later today.

[Christy Lee]

We have somebody taking a bite out of a woman. Coming up when we get.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, well. Need to see how pretty she is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, well.

[Josh Arnold]

Some women, they're asking to be big.

[Christy Lee]

Especially if you're a shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Big juicy cat.

[Chick McGee]

She going to lay there and dress like that?

[Willie Griswold]

Take a bite of them.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back. Right? Everybody all right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're okay. Also coming up, we have tigers, zebras, and other stuffed animals.

[Josh Arnold]

Tiger zebras don't exist.

[Christy Lee]

But these are real ones. They're like taxidermied animals. Yeah, apparently there's a problem with some arsenic, but we'll talk about that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You run into a Zyger. Yeah, that's a tough animal, but it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Usually too busy hunting itself.

[Chick McGee]

Running around in a circle funnier than any anything. That was on Saturday Night Live 50 last night. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

And a better. And a better President's Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Christy and Josh. Willie.

[Christy Lee]

What am I supposed to buy today a mattress. Actress, is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Pat Godwin. I think we have a story for a patent song, don't we?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do. A woman's hands were bitten off by a shark. Oh, in the Caribbean.

[Pat Godwin]

What am I gonna do with that?

[Chick McGee]

How did that happen? Was she safely on a boat? Just mind her own business.

[Christy Lee]

She was trying to take a picture of the shark. According to the Daily Mail, the woman's, believed to be a Canadian national, was vacationing in Turks and Caicos when she spotted the six foot long predator just a few yards from shore. The 55 year old waited in the water as she attempted to engage with the shark and take a picture of it when it bit her hand off. Witnesses rushed to the woman's aid and her husband fended off the shark as it circled around and bit her again.

[Josh Arnold]

And took the second hand.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. The woman was taken to Cheshire Halal Medical center where one hand was amputated at the wrist and the other midway down her forehead forearm.

[Josh Arnold]

Geez.

[Chick McGee]

She got both hands bitten off.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you put that on milk? Is that what you do with a. Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I forget which one.

[Willie Griswold]

I thought you meant like you put.

[Josh Arnold]

It on the side of the milk.

[Chick McGee]

Missing hand. Boy, how do you run your phone if you don't have your hands?

[Christy Lee]

You know you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess the shark likes finger food. Thank you very much, that's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

A big round of applause.

[Pat Godwin]

Never put your hand near a shark and try to take a selfie. Stay in the sand on land cuz sharks roam the sea. Take a picture of yourself from a distance and behave responsibly. Now you got no hands and can't hold your phone for any more selfies.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa, 55.

[Christy Lee]

You're old enough to know better. Come on.

[Willie Griswold]

Wonder if she got a picture though.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you get the shot?

[Christy Lee]

Well, she dropped her phone.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, what do you do? Do you get two hooks?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, what do you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, do you think the Shark News covered this story a little differently?

[Josh Arnold]

Lucky shark.

[Chick McGee]

Lucky shark saves owners life by biting off a salon hand. These people can't keep coming to our ocean. I'm telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't have bit her but I was with.

[Chick McGee]

My God, what am I supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't get pictures of that.

[Chick McGee]

She can't think I'm a fairy.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, that word of the day.

[Pat Godwin]

He's talking about a boat now. It's a boat in the water.

[Josh Arnold]

You're very happy today.

[Chick McGee]

I am very Happy?

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't get yelled at the first time.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. That's my rule. I do it until I get.

[Christy Lee]

Crocodiles. Monkeys, tigers, zebras, and dozens of other taxidermy animals will be removed from a South Dakota museum following concerns about arsenic exposure. The Delbridge Museum of Natural History at the Great Plains Zoo in Sioux Falls closed in August of 2023 after testing showed potentially hazardous levels of arsenic present in 80% of the 152 specimens they had on display. Display for decades.

[Chick McGee]

I guess that's kind of a dodgy deal if you're a taxidermist.

[Christy Lee]

The arsenic take all sorts of safety, I would think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, arsenic plays a big role.

[Josh Arnold]

Is arsenic poisonous to humans?

[Christy Lee]

Haven't you read Arsenic and Old Lace? Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw it. I saw it. And it starred.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Marion Ross and Gene Stapleton, Henry Weckler and the guy who played. The guy who played Schneider. Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Harrington was kind of a badass. He was a part of that Steve Allen, the early.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you seem really young in black and white.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he did the comedy bit.

[Pat Godwin]

Did they come to your town?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, at the American Theater in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

They should fall. City council culture for John. They're going to donate the mounts to several institutions around the country.

[Josh Arnold]

Mounts?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Well, I guess that's what they call them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought they were just shaking hands.

[Christy Lee]

The recipients will display the animals where they can't be touched, like behind glass, and have experts in equipment to care for the aging taxidermy. Sioux Falls businessman and hunter Henry Brockhouse built and displayed the Animal.

[Josh Arnold]

House.

[Chick McGee]

Mighty, mighty.

[Christy Lee]

He had it in his hardware store until he died in 1970, and that's when the subsequent owners donated the collection to the city.

[Chick McGee]

True story. Christy and I are somewhere. I'm not sure why we were signing something somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we were.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why, but I remember.

[Christy Lee]

We were opening a. An appliance store.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we were. We're big with appliance store openings. We're there at the table with our Sharpies and a couple. Or just a lady.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was her brother, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Brings up a star. Stuffed dog. Wants us to sign the dog and have our pictures taken with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and you did it.

[Chick McGee]

And we.

[Josh Arnold]

Very, very accommodating of you. Very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Where did you.

[Pat Godwin]

Where the dog?

[Chick McGee]

Dogs? Right there in the store on the. There was a base.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. So you have to sign up.

[Chick McGee]

No, but we touched the hell out of the fur. I was like, this is hilarious. You know, the dead dog.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

It was creepy.

[Josh Arnold]

Real creepy.

[Christy Lee]

Very creepy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, they loved it. And probably the dog listened to the show.

[Chick McGee]

You think?

[Christy Lee]

Would you taxidermy your dog? No.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, isn't Barbra Streisand the one who cloned her?

[Pat Godwin]

Cloned, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Also weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I know it is gross to taxidermy your dog, but we did do it, and it now sits on the lap of my taxidermy dad.

[Chick McGee]

They're kind of a. Kind of a sad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Ye.

[Pat Godwin]

That's gotta be a bad way to have your breakfast.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

More cereal, Pop, I'm gonna change your hat today.

[Josh Arnold]

How did your tie get loosened?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you. It's a big messy.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a big we're gonna party hat.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna put your sunglasses on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You're taking off the Valentine's gear. Gear and getting out the same patties.

[Chick McGee]

There has to be somebody out there that has.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

That they decorate.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. But yes. A swimsuit on your father. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And I could have used your help.

[Willie Griswold]

With the temporary tattoos.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody is doing that secretly right now.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yeah, you can't do it legally, but I bet. I bet it's out there.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, just put an Abe Lincoln hat on to celebrate President.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The stove top hat is what I said, like some stuffing.

[Christy Lee]

Can you taxidermy a person?

[Chick McGee]

Not legally, but no.

[Pat Godwin]

People are doing it, though.

[Willie Griswold]

They did it with Vladimir Lenin.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

They took them all around Russia.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They had this weird.

[Christy Lee]

Right. But his nose falls off all the time, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, something like that. Somebody, we need. What? Super glue.

[Chick McGee]

What is gorilla glue?

[Willie Griswold]

He looks like Voldemort without no nose.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that show Autopsy on hbo?

[Chick McGee]

Loved it. With Michael Bodden.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was an episode where this guy, his wife died and he stuffed her and left her in their bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And she. His sister or her sister came over and was like, hey, I just wanted you to know I'm going to the cemetery to visit my sister. She didn't know that. And she goes, would you like to see my sister at the cemetery? Come on, let's head to the graveyard. And he goes, that won't be necessary. That's what he said to her and led her upstairs to see this stuffed corpse.

[Chick McGee]

Boom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

That he had.

[Chick McGee]

Now do you believe there are more than one person out there with people like that?

[Josh Arnold]

He had still been making love to Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

He did.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a. There was a series of piping.

[Chick McGee]

You mean tubing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Tubing. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

It was as awful a story as ever.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, nothing takes the blues away like some skinners.

[Josh Arnold]

And then he put this on the radio and he tried dancing with her while the sister walked.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, can you.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you.

[Chick McGee]

If you teach me to play this. I'm ignoring Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna have to learn how to play it first.

[Chick McGee]

And his wife was stuffed upstairs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, boy. Man, that's how crazy the guy was that he thought the sister would be delighted. Well, that won't be necessary.

[Pat Godwin]

Come.

[Josh Arnold]

She's right upstairs.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you do if you're the sister? You're like, oh, I'll be right back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nine, one one.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

What did she do?

[Josh Arnold]

Pro. I mean, I surely screeched and. Oh, my gosh, probably fell to her knees or something.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's got to be traumatizing. You're not expecting that person?

[Christy Lee]

No, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Ran out and called the authorities.

[Willie Griswold]

Truly horrific.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now what are we supposed to do?

[Christy Lee]

Well, now we're going to take a break.

[Pat Godwin]

We're going to have to take a break.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're going to have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And wash ourselves off.

[Pat Godwin]

Take a Silkwood shower.

[Josh Arnold]

If you could turn anybody into a sex dummy, who would you choose? We'll be back with that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when you're right, you're right, House. We'll take some time and think about it. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm ugly.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not wearing makeup. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. And I think very soon we're all going to have a sing along. Isn't that right?

[Pat Godwin]

We can have a sing along.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Can we have a sing along? All right. Hi, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly the way you should respond. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Dum Dum.

[Chick McGee]

Well, opinions vary. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, what's going on, man?

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby, and I'm Chick McGee. And I don't know, but that. That joke of the day should be coming down the pike anytime now, but I don't really have the facility over sexy men.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, well, this is exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Chick McGee]

What did they call the Terminator once he retired?

[Josh Arnold]

I like this.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. What did they call the Terminator once he retired?

[Josh Arnold]

X Terminator.

[Chick McGee]

That was a Scott case. Joke.

[Josh Arnold]

And we happen to have you laughed. He is laughing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, I got a little. A little laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

We happen to have the exterminator here with us. How are you, sir? Do your Arnold impression.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have one.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me try one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I went to you, you son of a.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, let me try.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, go ahead, Mr. X. Terminator. What have you been doing with your days now that you're not a term. Now that you're not terminating?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I have a bad bo.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

All right, now the Terminator.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

You got to give it a shot at least.

[Josh Arnold]

What bed should we. I use?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

What bed should we use? Terminator.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even.

[Josh Arnold]

Give us your best, Arnold. We're all going to do it.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I see Sleep number bed. Christie. It's the sleep number bed.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. What do you buy? Sleep number.

[Chick McGee]

Andy, give me your hand. Give me your hand.

[Greg Warren]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Sleep better together.

[Pat Godwin]

What was that.

[Josh Arnold]

Work?

[Willie Griswold]

This is awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

You can do it.

[Christy Lee]

You just save 50% on the new sleep number limited edition smart bed for a limited time. Exclusively at a sleep number store.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Terminator. Is there anything we failed to mention.

[Jeff Oskay]

That I squash bugs. I'm the exterminator.

[Pat Godwin]

Each impression getting better than the last.

[Josh Arnold]

So far, Oz case is the best.

[Chick McGee]

There's a video of Bill Hader telling Arnold story. He was working on some movie as, like a pa and he was just, you know, hanging out. And Arnold came up to him when he. He said, when are, like, Bill and Steve gonna get here? When are Bill and Steve getting here? And it was like, you know, the producers of the movie or like Jerry Bruckheimer or something. And Bill said, okay, I'll go find them. And he said Arnold looked at him and said, yes, do that. Show me your leadership capabilities.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't you be so pumped?

[Chick McGee]

I would be so excited. Arnold Schwarzenegger talking to me like that out of a movie. I'll be box leadership. You know, he's not an actor, so he acts that way off when he's not in a movie, too. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ask me how as he as exterminator, I would pay for an Italian meal.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. X. Exterminator, how would you pay for an Italian meal?

[Pat Godwin]

Pasta La visa, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

That is quite silly.

[Chick McGee]

Bless his heart. He sat there, he did the. The work. He showed his work.

[Willie Griswold]

He asked for such a specific setup.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

So specific.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have like a rhyming dictionary just in your brain?

[Pat Godwin]

I've been doing it so much now.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's just a great Ace. You did the joke. And you doing Arnold?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Well, I liked it. What about you, Willie?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Greg Warren]

I was in my.

[Willie Griswold]

I was in the movie with Danny DeVito.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, twins.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, twins.

[Chick McGee]

And Junior.

[Josh Arnold]

Ye.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds vaguely Asian.

[Willie Griswold]

Don't. If you say that, then I'm being bad.

[Pat Godwin]

Sounds like Genghis Khan.

[Willie Griswold]

Let's try to have a fun time. No, we're having a fun time. He's a white guy. I'm allowed to do this. Let's just see if I can nail this. Oh, I'll be back. Yeah, I can't do it at all, you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Ronald Schwarzenegger is Charlie Chad.

[Chick McGee]

Show me your leadership capabilities.

[Willie Griswold]

Capabilities.

[Josh Arnold]

We need to get Arnold in here, don't we?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you want to meet Arnold Schwartz?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I got a big deal. He's got a big gray beard now. His hair hasn't gone gray, but. Yeah, Bushy beard.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he was. Maybe he was playing Santa Claus when I saw him.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's got that donkey in his house, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, a mini donkey. That's the donkey. Stands at his breakfast table.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he's.

[Chick McGee]

Arnold eats eggs and feeds the donkey while he's eating. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like car. He'll just have a carrot in his hand and the donkey's eating a carrot while he's eating an English muffin with his other. It's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not a lot have a mate anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's the. Just proof that celebrities can get away with anything.

[Josh Arnold]

They. They are above the law.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. As they should be.

[Jeff Oskay]

You get.

[Josh Arnold]

You get.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it's against the law to have a donkey in your house, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

You're like three weeks on this show away from being above the law.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What's the first law you're going to break?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Go shop to me.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

What if we found out Christy just beat somebody up so bad? I wouldn't mess with her either, would I?

[Christy Lee]

No. I'm not a hitter.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. You're a lover at heart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm not an angry person.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I am. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I'd shoot a guy on the highway.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I'd kill a guy. He cut me off. I'd just shoot him in the head.

[Christy Lee]

You do have really, really bad road rage, though.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of my awful. That's one of my proudest achieve. I would. I used to be really bad on the road, and I'm Just not anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't want to happen.

[Chick McGee]

I don't have the road. People ride with me going, why aren't you honking your horn at that guy? And I'm like, what are you going to do?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't. I do it internal. Like I yell in the car. I don't, like forcefully, like flip people off or anything, but I'm using the F word.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I do in the car?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

I sing Pat Godwin's hits from the. From the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

They're so darn catchy.

[Chick McGee]

And my favorite is when we find cocaine on a boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that right?

[Chick McGee]

Do we have a story that goes along with that today?

[Christy Lee]

Let me think.

[Pat Godwin]

There is a cocaine story.

[Christy Lee]

There is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The caballero. I don't know if I'm pronouncing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the cab.

[Chick McGee]

Am I saying all the copy.

[Pat Godwin]

Am I saying that right?

[Chick McGee]

Let's get a copy bar. I'm addicted to cocaine.

[Christy Lee]

Police and Peru used a capybara costume to carry out a Valentine's Day drug bust in Copy Bear.

[Chick McGee]

A costume?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

According to the BBC, the escape day. Do you know what that sounds for? Esquadon Verde.

[Willie Griswold]

Something green.

[Chick McGee]

Some the green fatigued Green Squad. Green squad.

[Christy Lee]

Green Squad. Police group often disguise their agents in costumes during holidays. The head of the unit, a Colonel Pedro Rojas, said on this occasion.

[Josh Arnold]

That means Pedro Red.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Valentine's Day, I'm in the head. Lover's Day, I'm the head of the capybara.

[Chick McGee]

We said lieutenant is the ass.

[Willie Griswold]

How big is it?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a two person. I do not want to be the ass again.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen Capybar? They're gigantic.

[Josh Arnold]

They are big.

[Christy Lee]

They're the size of a shoe. They camouflage themselves.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're like wild boar.

[Willie Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Huge rodent.

[Willie Griswold]

Too big.

[Christy Lee]

They sought to camouflage themselves with the character of the capybara. Body cam footage shows the officer in the unwielding costume subduing a suspect during the race.

[Josh Arnold]

Unwieldy costume. They had trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, he's in a capybara costume, stumbling around. Yeah. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't see that a lot. The two person cast of the horse.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you don't see that much anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

The cow from Top Secret.

[Chick McGee]

The rhino from Ace Ventura. The kids cry. The rhino gives birth to him.

[Christy Lee]

Even if you were on drugs, you would know the difference between a real capybara and a guy in a suit.

[Chick McGee]

You'd think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But what kind of place do they live where they're trying to catch these people? And a coffee bear might be wandering around and they wouldn't think it was two guys in a suit.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine a real.

[Chick McGee]

A real giant rodent roam the streets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That's not what I heard. Pat, your thoughts?

[Pat Godwin]

This is the original Coke in the boat. And it might be. I might do it on Friday. I might have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

Become a big, big hit in our little Bob and Tom community.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, heck, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

So we'd like to know where you got the cocaine. Yeah, we'd like to know you got cocaine. What is coconut?

[Chick McGee]

Coconut.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe coconut. We'll look the boat all out. Coconut, coconut, maybe coconut. Coast guards watching you and when you learn drogue boys, boat boy, I'm stumbling all over this.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't do that. Friday.

[Pat Godwin]

Would like to know. Yeah, we'd like to know where you got cocaine. There's coconut. Coconut. Maybe coconut. We'll look the boat over Coconut, Coconut boat. Maybe coke in the boat. Coast Guard's watching you. When will you learn? Drug boats drag a little in the stern. Tourists found a stash in the Keys. Border Patrol makes these waters drug free. There's coke in the hole. So please explain. Someone has to answer for this.

[Chick McGee]

Cocaine.

[Pat Godwin]

You got cocaine?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we like to know.

[Chick McGee]

It seems a lot longer than I remember.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I made a mistake. And at a Starbucks. You're taking me to cocaine.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You can edit that, right, guys?

[Josh Arnold]

We'll fix it. We'll edit that right out.

[Chick McGee]

Like it?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Greg Warren. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the Warren Report is. Did I say poor? I didn't say report.

[Willie Griswold]

Said that bad.

[Chick McGee]

We'll edit that out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The Warren Report is sponsored by champion windows. Visit championsavenow.com that's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

And you can join me September 28th on an awesome journey through the lovely landscapes of England, Scotland and Wales.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you can.

[Chick McGee]

To Chick's house in Whitechapel.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. We'll stop and have lunch with Chick. And this is all thanks to Colette Travel. We're going to go through the charming countryside and experience historic cities of London and Edmonds. Edinburgh, you'll get to see Oxford. Chester. Stratford upon Avon. You get to behold the regal jewels of Edinburgh's castle.

[Chick McGee]

Brompton Cemetery.

[Christy Lee]

The medieval walls of York. York. Making trouble.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Brompton Cemetery. They have a time machine.

[Christy Lee]

They do.

[Chick McGee]

That's the rumor. Mausoleum. And think about it. Mausoleum in a. In a graveyard.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish I had a time machine to go back to the Day I hired you.

[Chick McGee]

This Tom moment was meant to make you appreciate what you're enjoying now.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Give them money.

[Christy Lee]

Don't miss your chance to see Great Britain with me. Call Colette, 800-581-8942 or you can visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com all right.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, there you have it. More fun coming up, right? Right, everybody. There we go. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Jeff Oscar, Willie Griswold, Ace Cosby. I'm your host, Tom. Tom Chick. Hi. How are you? Hi there. Happy President's Day. Happy Thanksgiving. And don't forget about Valentine's Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Get those taxes in before.

[Chick McGee]

Christy. What else is going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I thought we had Greg Warren, but no.

[Chick McGee]

Where is he?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. Thank you. That's right. I was looking forward. I was looking forward to it so much, I almost skipped it.

[Christy Lee]

It's the Warren Report with our buddy Greg Warren. Hi, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

Hey, guys. How's it going?

[Christy Lee]

Good, man.

[Chick McGee]

Brought to you by champion windows. Visit championsavenow.com that's championsavenow.com hi, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

Hi. Hi, guys. Hey, Chick. Look at this picture I found.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you gotta hold it up higher. We can hold up.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it up a little higher.

[Christy Lee]

Cover your face.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Goodness gracious. When was that?

[Christy Lee]

And it's framed even.

[Chick McGee]

Hold it up again. You look about. Hold up higher, fetus.

[Christy Lee]

Above your head.

[Chick McGee]

Higher. Yeah, you look like you're about. He looks like he's 19 in that picture.

[Christy Lee]

Willie as a kid for a second.

[Willie Griswold]

No, it looks great, man.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord. We have been friends a long time, you know.

[Greg Warren]

You think for the Bob and Tom tour or something like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You think we talk more and be friendly, but I don't know what's going on, Greg.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean.

[Greg Warren]

That really wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

What.

[Chick McGee]

What's this week's topic, Greg?

[Greg Warren]

Chick, I wanted to talk about lobsters today.

[Josh Arnold]

Lobsters? Now, are you a fan?

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, not like I don't have them that often, but I like it when, you know, like the lobster tails, when somebody does all the work for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Or whatever. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they'll do that in the kitchen for you.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but I like them. You guys like them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Very tasty. I've never done the just a whole lobster served to me thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that the best.

[Josh Arnold]

But really?

[Christy Lee]

Really. You got it. That's a lot of work.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of money.

[Greg Warren]

I might do that today.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. I go to Red Lobster.

[Chick McGee]

We were in lobster.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're not going to go to the market and pick one out of the big tank?

[Chick McGee]

And we were in the Bahamas. We were in the Bahamas one year, Greg. And we walked into a. I think it was the poop deck. Now that I'm thinking about it.

[Christy Lee]

That's actually, actually a restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

And they had. Yeah, it's not a proctology officer. They had a, a lobster on display that was as big as a tractor tire. I mean, this thing was.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Four feet across. You remember this?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do remember.

[Chick McGee]

And I ordered it as a joke. I asked the guy, can I get that lobster? And the next thing I know, there it was at my table. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What? Yeah. And it.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, they can get up to 4ft and 40 pounds.

[Chick McGee]

Gigantic. Gigantic.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How much did that cost you? $5,000.

[Chick McGee]

I think we dined and dashed.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Come on, let's teach them a lesson.

[Greg Warren]

You have to.

[Chick McGee]

Geez.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. They can live to a hundred years. George was the oldest lobster ever. He lived to 140.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, now how do they know how, how old a lobster is?

[Greg Warren]

Yes, it's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

They count rings. What do you do?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, it's very hard to determine the exact age of a lobster a lot of times because these guys tend to lie about their ages.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. I'm 41.

[Chick McGee]

You're not 7, Larry.

[Greg Warren]

We went to middle school together. I, I remember you.

[Josh Arnold]

7.

[Greg Warren]

You know, 80% of the nation's lobsters come from Maine. You know where the other 20% come from?

[Chick McGee]

Florida?

[Christy Lee]

The Bahamas?

[Greg Warren]

Kansas.

[Christy Lee]

Kansas.

[Chick McGee]

Kansas. Kansas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. A lot of people don't know that.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure Kansas is landlocked, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

I don't think it's called the McGee Report.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Greg's exactly right. He's done the work.

[Chick McGee]

You have have me there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how it is. You go into a fancy seafood place, you order the Witchita special.

[Willie Griswold]

Let me get that rock chalk lobster, please.

[Chick McGee]

And thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think we're in Maine anymore.

[Greg Warren]

The. There's big news in lobstering. You know, the, the, the traps that they're in. The square traps. They're referred to as lobster pots. The hatch is now biodegradable. You guys know why?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Greg Warren]

Well, sometimes the. The. The traps sort of get loose and they. They're out in the ocean forever. And then these poor lobsters spend their lives in a pot. In a pot. Yeah. But now the. Eventually, I guess, the. You know, the top. The hatch degrades biodegradable grades, and they can swim free.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good.

[Greg Warren]

I don't know how long it takes. Seems like it would take a while. But these. If you're living for 100 years, what's. What's a year in a trap?

[Chick McGee]

What's a year.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's spoken like somebody who's never spent a year in a trap.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you're losing touch, Grant.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew a lobster that did a nickel upstate for.

[Willie Griswold]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

Ask him if it was a long time.

[Chick McGee]

He wasn't the same when he got out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he wasn't.

[Greg Warren]

He wasn't at all, was he?

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't want that.

[Josh Arnold]

I never.

[Greg Warren]

You know, that. That. An aside here. The only time I ever hear the term biodegradable is when somebody wants to throw a chicken bone out the window of a car.

[Josh Arnold]

That's biodegradable.

[Chick McGee]

What hillbillies are you hanging out with? You're eating chicken and throwing the bones.

[Greg Warren]

Officer, it's biodegradable.

[Pat Godwin]

I just. I just threw an app.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, sir, but the bucket is not biodegradable. Lobsterman. Apparently they swear quite a bit. Did you guys know this?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they get pinched a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do. They.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't. Isn't lobstering, like, incredibly dangerous?

[Greg Warren]

Well, Chick, I'm glad you asked. The one rule is, you don't step on the rope when you're on the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

No way. Yes, sure.

[Greg Warren]

Because the rope, a lot of times, then you might just wind up in the drink.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

You know, wrap around. Yeah. Wraps around your ankle because the. The rope is attached to the trap, and trap goes down, and then you could wind up down there. So don't step on the. Probably a lot of the. Swear. Even more swearing if you step on that road. I don't. I don't think I belong on a lobster boat. I. I would probably. I would probably step on the rope between the words don't and step.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, they. They can regenerate, you know, their limbs. If a lobster.

[Chick McGee]

Just more proof they're aliens.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Lobster loses his claw.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

It'll grow back again quite a bit. Of time. Five years. Oh, five years for that. Which is, you know, that, that seems like a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Willie Griswold]

You got a weird baby.

[Pat Godwin]

140 years.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they got, they're, they're off balance.

[Willie Griswold]

Buddies make fun of you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's five years of buying.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're gonna get made fun of, like, son. Just. It'll, it'll grow back in five years. Dad, I'm not even gonna be in.

[Josh Arnold]

High school at that point, you know. You know how many pairs of mittens I have to buy to get.

[Greg Warren]

The bait that they use on those lobster boats is tuna heads and skate in the winter and pogies in the summer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Seems sort of violent there to have that tuna head floating around in the trap. But I guess that's, that's just what they do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

5,000 registered lobstermen in Maine.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

You guys would do well in the lobster. When you get done with this career, you might want to go into lobstering because they get up early just like you fellas and ladies. They're out there really. They start lobstering. You're not allowed to start lobstering until 30 minutes before sun sunrise. So they're, they're on the boat at 4, right around 4:30, they're starting to lobster.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

And they get an email every morning that says, you can start lobstering.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a big gun.

[Greg Warren]

So basically, they got these buoys out there, and then the buoy is attached to, you know, rope, and the rope has probably nine, eight or nine traps on it that sit on the ocean floor. But when you're driving around these buoys, it's like coats of arms or coat of arms. You know, it's like each, each guy has his own color.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. That makes sense.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. And that's how, you know. And you. And you don't mess with another guy's traps.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't mess with his buoys.

[Greg Warren]

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy.

[Josh Arnold]

I learned that, you know, jug line at the Lake of the Ozarks for catfish. Yeah. You don't mess with another guy's milk.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, really? Oh, dude, Josh, what is junk? That's their, their version of a buoy or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. You essentially tie a line to an empty milk carton and it floats or other, you know, other things can be used too, but.

[Greg Warren]

And do they have colors signifying, or is it different brands of milk?

[Josh Arnold]

That says 2%, you know, that's mine. So.

[Chick McGee]

Ho, ho, you're whole milk. Hang on a second.

[Greg Warren]

I Sker. You know, I'm bored. You know, I'm bored.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been boarding.

[Greg Warren]

I've been boarding milk the whole time here.

[Josh Arnold]

Does that say Prairie Farms? No, it don't.

[Chick McGee]

Very far.

[Greg Warren]

The way that you, you in, in Maine, you can keep a lobster between 3.25 inches and 5 inches. And, and, and you can't go bigger because those are like super lobsters that help populate, you know, the lobster crop, I guess you would call it. Probably not. And then, and then, and then the small ones you throw back. So 3.25 to 5. And the way you measure is. Is between the eye socket and the beginning of the tail.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Greg Warren]

And they, they have a special tool to measure. I think it's called a ruler.

[Chick McGee]

Right. There's a lot you need to learn to lobster.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. It's mostly a family business. These. You know, it's like you did it because your daddy did. And these kids start lobster when they're like 10 years old.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, man. But it's going to take you a while in. An apprentice lobsterman can be on the waiting list for 10 years before they get a license.

[Josh Arnold]

Are there, is there a finite amount of licenses?

[Greg Warren]

Like I think it's. I think it's 6,000, something like that in that neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you can go out and catch lobsters as long as you're not caught, right? Well.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, you could go.

[Christy Lee]

You could go fishing.

[Chick McGee]

You could be a scab. Scab lobster. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Chick McGee]

Illegal.

[Greg Warren]

I guess so. But I. You don't strike me as that kind of guy.

[Chick McGee]

People say that's the best lobster.

[Josh Arnold]

The illegal lobster tastes a little sweeter.

[Greg Warren]

That sounds like the, the freshman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

There's soft shell lobster that's supposedly the sweetest lobster.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Greg Warren]

That's when they, you know, they just, they molt so they, they lose the shell and then they. When you catch a lobster who's just molted, their shell isn't hard yet. And that's supposedly the, the, the sweetest lobster. However, you can't ship those lobsters because obviously they're going to get damaged.

[Chick McGee]

They'll get crushed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Got to eat them right on the shore.

[Christy Lee]

Boil them up.

[Greg Warren]

Caribbean lobsters have no clothes, claws. You just eat the tails.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Greg Warren]

You know what they call Caribbean lobsters?

[Chick McGee]

Spiny spin, clawless lobsters.

[Greg Warren]

Lobsters, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You tricked us. We thought we're having a conversation.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a comedian. I'll do that every time.

[Greg Warren]

I don't sound like that. Chick. I. I don't sound like that and.

[Chick McGee]

Just laugh at you for being stupid.

[Greg Warren]

No, that's. I. I don't sound like.

[Josh Arnold]

You sound A little like.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit. A little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit.

[Greg Warren]

A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

You did.

[Greg Warren]

The lobsters. There's this sort of like the. The animal rights people say, you know, you. You probably shouldn't be boiling lobsters. There's some people that say they can't feel pain.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how you supposed to cook them? Leave them out in the sun for a week?

[Greg Warren]

I mean, well, you don't boil them like live, I guess is what they're. What they're saying.

[Christy Lee]

How do you kill him first?

[Chick McGee]

Hit him in the head.

[Willie Griswold]

Gun.

[Greg Warren]

Cut him, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, honey, I'm gonna. I'm gonna go prepare the lobster. Hang on. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's less of it now, but ready to boil.

[Christy Lee]

One of the tails.

[Greg Warren]

I think we're gonna have more of a bisque today.

[Josh Arnold]

I shot him in the face, so his mother can't even have an open casket.

[Willie Griswold]

He's all deformed at a claw. Growing back still.

[Chick McGee]

Poor guy.

[Greg Warren]

They feel though, apparently because they're. There's. There's these feelings.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing more than.

[Greg Warren]

Psychiatrist did some research on crayfish. They gave them antidepressants and. And it. And they worked on the crayfish.

[Chick McGee]

So apparently they know it when they'd start dancing around. What do you.

[Willie Griswold]

And then everybody.

[Greg Warren]

They were more active. They were more active. So they feel.

[Josh Arnold]

Threw his Cure album in the trash.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, this is really depressing.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't need this anymore, you know, more Joy Division.

[Chick McGee]

I like Morrissey. Hey, hey, hey, Greg, in your researched, have you seen the videos online of the crabs with. They tape little tiny knives to them?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It looks like they're having a knife fight between.

[Greg Warren]

No, that sounds good though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Look up crab with knife.

[Chick McGee]

It's well wor.

[Greg Warren]

You know what I'm doing today?

[Chick McGee]

I'm.

[Greg Warren]

I'm get. I'm going to have a whole lobster. I'm going to watch some crab videos.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

What brand of butter are you going to use? And please clarify.

[Josh Arnold]

The sniper.

[Greg Warren]

That's awful good, man.

[Josh Arnold]

You can have.

[Greg Warren]

Why don't he get called out for being a comedian chick, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't feel like I'm really talking to you either, Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

All right, we need your closer, Greg. I'm gonna play Tom here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I had nothing to do with that, Greg. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's been this way all morning.

[Greg Warren]

They're not really red guys, they're not red. That's. That's how the color they get when. When you cook them.

[Josh Arnold]

You boil me for an hour. I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What are they clear or something? What are you talking about?

[Greg Warren]

They could be green, yellow and blue.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the blue are real rare.

[Pat Godwin]

I read that in the book.

[Chick McGee]

So rare. You are really rare a lot.

[Willie Griswold]

You can't make a joke.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way I contribute to conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on, guys. I'm just trying to add to this.

[Christy Lee]

Bullies.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. Come on, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

They really are rare.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously, Wrap this, wrap this junk up.

[Greg Warren]

And. And that's been the. The roster report.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's. That was a great one.

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoyed it until the last 20 seconds or so.

[Chick McGee]

Greg, where you heading? Tell me about. Tell me something about you. You're a Sagittarius. What are you?

[Greg Warren]

Virgo.

[Chick McGee]

Virgo.

[Greg Warren]

Virgo. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right. That's on brand.

[Pat Godwin]

When's that cruise coming up?

[Greg Warren]

That's not till next year. About a year from now.

[Chick McGee]

I need to get on that. Tell Nate I need to get on that.

[Christy Lee]

We all want to be on.

[Pat Godwin]

We're going to come watch it.

[Christy Lee]

Let's combo it.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's going to be. That is your curse for the next year, Greg. How do I get on there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you know, I could do five minutes.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Hey, I'll do it like did with when I was first scout on Comedy Central and then you'd get the open micrs that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Hey, man, how do I get on Comedy Central? Like, well, you know, you keep working on your act, but. No, no, dude, no, no. If they ask more than twice, then you just go ahead and say, listen, man, you can't tell anybody this, but there's a number. You just call the number and you got to punch in this code and you're on.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect. All right, buddy. Thanks, Greg.

[Christy Lee]

We love you.

[Greg Warren]

Thanks, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Now I want lobster for lunch.

[Chick McGee]

The Warren Report, sponsored by Champion Windows. We'll be back with Christy and what coming up.

[Christy Lee]

We have a lady squashing buns. We have goldfish package.

[Chick McGee]

Like a butt or we'll find out. Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Fingerprint on a goldfish package.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, you heard it. Butt stuff coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Buns stuff.

[Chick McGee]

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[Willie Griswold]

Hey man, good to see you.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Christy, A woman in Japan was arrested for squashing a bun at a Lawson's convenience store.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I'm amazed. And if Tom were here, he'd back me up. When we were kids, the convenience store wasn't 7 11, wasn't any. It was Lawson's convenience stores. And now they're in Japan and they're gone here. And I think they've switched over to UDF or the UDF bought the locations. Whatever. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Fukuoka.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

You heard me. Told the BBC don't make me try it twice. That the 40 year old addressed a bag of four black sesame and cream cheese buns and dabble damaged them. She claims she only checked the firmness of the bun by pressing it lightly with her hand. The owner noticed the damage, urged the woman to pay for the bread which cost $1.20. But she refused and left. He followed her nearly three quarters of a mile before restraining her until police could arrive.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

You hold still till police get here.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't know if.

[Chick McGee]

Did your brain fill it in?

[Josh Arnold]

The syntax is still off.

[Chick McGee]

Can you offend with syntax?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe not me, but no, no.

[Chick McGee]

God know me. Yeah, I know. I know it was me. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That doesn't sound good. Black sesame and cream cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's just already packaged.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I bet it's crazy good.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't Entenmanns have like Cream cheese Danish.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Eat a whole pan of those in eight minutes. Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I love a cheese Danish.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I had been married and had children before I realized cheese Danish was cream cheese and not like American cheese. Ah, that's how white trash I am.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't seem like cream cheese necessarily, though.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's a different kind.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a cheesecake almost.

[Chick McGee]

It's different, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it the finest of the day? Nye?

[Chick McGee]

You mean danishes?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Huh. I think it might be.

[Willie Griswold]

Give me. No, give me a raspberry one or the raspberry cream one.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Willie Griswold]

What are we doing here? Everyone's turning against me about the raspberry Danish.

[Christy Lee]

I like the raspberry Danish.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know that I've ever had.

[Chick McGee]

A raspberry, raspberry, strawberry, and any of the red danishes remind me too much of jelly rolls. Oh, yeah, I said it.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

Finally somebody said.

[Willie Griswold]

Excuse me, I'm so sorry that I. That I even said said that. Considering your issue with the jelly.

[Chick McGee]

Give me a jelly bow. I don't have time to make a Danish. Here, roll it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar, you like a Danish?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm more of a bear claw kind of guy.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to get right to it? Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you the fritter guy who likes fritters?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'm a big.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say I was. I was 35 years old before I had a bagel.

[Willie Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea bagels existed. I only recently found bialis.

[Josh Arnold]

Hitler had a bagel before 35.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let me tell you something.

[Pat Godwin]

First of all, we all forgot about fairy.

[Chick McGee]

Now I'm going to tell you this. I will never forget today. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What? What is it? What did you say?

[Chick McGee]

It's a biali. It's cooked differently. It's like a bagel. It's shaped like a bagel, but the. The dough and everything is mixed in with the seasonings instead of sprinkled on. It's mixed in with the.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard of this.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds good.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a hole?

[Willie Griswold]

Is there a hole in the be.

[Chick McGee]

But it's really. It's a really tight hole.

[Christy Lee]

Where does one find this?

[Chick McGee]

They're very tight. There aren't very many bagel places around here. That. And if I say where the bagel place is that I get my bialis, they'll be out. I can't chance that.

[Christy Lee]

Fair enough. Fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

Can't chance it.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, I feel like you. You wouldn't want to Danish because somewhere you would hear your dad in the back of your head going who eats a dan? What man eats a Danish?

[Chick McGee]

What kind of a man you eat?

[Josh Arnold]

A bear claw.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Put that in the trash with that Ker.

[Pat Godwin]

Doesn't your dad do like a hundred push ups every morning?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He does a hundred push ups one day and then 100 sit ups the next day.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a stud.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like 76 all at once or does he break it up?

[Josh Arnold]

Unbroken, baby, unbroken.

[Chick McGee]

How many? How many push push ups you do every day?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know, like the ice cream treat. Two to three.

[Chick McGee]

Like the ice cream treat.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I don't do any.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, look at me.

[Christy Lee]

100 push ups. Yeah, like military style.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, he can do like the one handed push ups. He can do the ones with the clap in between.76.

[Chick McGee]

You know what he's doing? He's a badass waiting to kick your ass.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm waiting for him to be in a wheelchair and me pushing him down a hill. So we have like this weird trade off.

[Pat Godwin]

Try those push ups now, dad.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Family.

[Josh Arnold]

Hard to do push ups in a lake, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Family. Go ahead, try do them on the bottom.

[Jeff Oskay]

He's currently building a sailboat in his garage. The man's a lunatic.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he can't.

[Christy Lee]

Where's he going to put the mast? He's going have to take the top off the garage.

[Chick McGee]

Have him get it out of the garage before he starts masing that baby up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I made that mistake.

[Jeff Oskay]

Figured that head.

[Chick McGee]

And didn't he build a water slide at your lake house?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, bare handed. He's a lunatic.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

He built the lake house too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he built the lake house. I always wanted to do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

And the house.

[Christy Lee]

And he's redone a car, a truck.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize that you guys built the lake house. Yeah. That's cool.

[Willie Griswold]

Can I ask you a question? What's it like to have a real man for a day?

[Chick McGee]

Is that fun?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, not in the least.

[Josh Arnold]

But really, I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

What was that word you used earlier?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, my dad wore a cape and made a souffle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, my dad would have kicked the crap out of your dad had he seen that.

[Willie Griswold]

My idea of masculinity. My idea of masculinity is calling your assistant like.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, Willie. I don't know what you're talking about. Your dad made it very clear to us one morning he's the only woodworker in the room.

[Willie Griswold]

He built one damn table in high school.

[Greg Warren]

I almost said the real word.

[Chick McGee]

I almost said the F word.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I got so fired up.

[Pat Godwin]

You missed it. That was really funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

The table was gorgeous.

[Josh Arnold]

I was shocked.

[Greg Warren]

I used a lathe to make all of the.

[Chick McGee]

All the special wood rivets.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you have that table in your house?

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Willie Griswold]

I've got everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's all go over there and break it.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, can you guys come steal all.

[Chick McGee]

My dad's old stuff? Chop it up and put it on his porch?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have a kitchen table. I'm really liking every. Come.

[Chick McGee]

Come to my.

[Willie Griswold]

Come on in my garage. It's like a graveyard of my old family.

[Chick McGee]

You can get everything.

[Pat Godwin]

It actually is. I live there for a while. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

I stored stuff in your garage.

[Jeff Oskay]

Willie, if you ever come to my house, it's a graveyard of all your family's old stuff as well.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeff Oskay]

Every time I go to your house, I put something in the truck.

[Christy Lee]

No, my. I got a lot of stuff at. At Jeff's house.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah. Between.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a Tom couch.

[Christy Lee]

I need a table. Well, I'm gonna go over there and look. Hey. Yeah, coming back.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

We have more.

[Chick McGee]

Pat and I are team.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we got this more out of Japan. This time it involves porn, not buns. And what else do we have?

[Chick McGee]

Japan. Porn's less, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's all blurry.

[Chick McGee]

Blurry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back. Sort it all out. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Jeff.

[Chick McGee]

Oskar's here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mr. Mickey.

[Chick McGee]

A man's man or son of a man's man? Yeah. I'm not a man, evidently. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there. I'm a man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Recently lost his father. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Five years and a couple months.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. How many push ups can your dad do?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he was a military man.

[Pat Godwin]

Really push up daisies.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here's something coming up. Coming up. Next year, I believe my father will be exactly the. He's been the same number of years alive as he's been dead. Oh, 40, 43.

[Josh Arnold]

They call that the Even Stevens.

[Chick McGee]

So, yes, he would. He would.

[Josh Arnold]

Trying to do anything.

[Chick McGee]

He would have been 80. He would have been 80. 86 next year.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dead 43. Alive 43. All right, which is better? Your thoughts? Hi, Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man. Good to talk to you guys.

[Chick McGee]

What a fun morning. Your dad's alive, isn't he? And I don't know if Josh wants me to share this or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Please.

[Chick McGee]

Later on, we've decided that Josh and I are going to play naked pickleball. We can't wait.

[Christy Lee]

Chilly today for naked.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's What? It's kind of a polar bear thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Check local listings. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

That's the big question we ask people. What's the matter? Too cold for you? Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We walk in slow motion to the court to T. Rexes. 20th century men.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Oh, that's a 20th century boy. T. Rex.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. 20th century boy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a great song.

[Josh Arnold]

Naked kind of twirling our paddles Other people. There's like, some old ladies who me saying, ow. Clutch their pearls but then kind of take an extra glance.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a slow motion.

[Chick McGee]

T. Rex.

[Josh Arnold]

Who doesn't want to see that scene.

[Chick McGee]

In a movie, right? There we are. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Mark. Colin, though, he was hot.

[Chick McGee]

Was he?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Not that great of a driver.

[Christy Lee]

No, he wasn't. I think that's where I got my long hair thing that I loved, so.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding, Mark, that's interesting. I don't think we've covered that before.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so. Yeah, that was about. That was. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, didn't you introduce us to naked pickleball?

[Pat Godwin]

I did, yeah. There was a person at my apartment complex who goes to a nudist colony, and she was telling me that she participated in naked pickleball.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, I can't imagine.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I thought that was.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? It sounds to me like she was coming on to you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I think she might have been. All pickleball. Naked pickle ball Sweaty in the summer Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball Naked pickleball With Esther cl Betty and Saul Flapping parts in private places Esther's hoohas in their faces Incontinence in eventuality oh, now we need to clean up. On course 3. Playing pickleball naked pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance is called Playing pickleball Naked pickleball Better wipe twice in the bathroom stall oh, Boobs are flopping Knees are bruised Hips replaced and backs are fused Saul sack is waving in the breeze Took one to the Knots and fell to his knees. What was he doing? He was playing pickleball. Clem's micro dickel is mighty small. Playing pickleball naked pickleball. Try not to fall on your pickling balls now. We need a nice little bridge here. Pickleball's all the rage for folks of a certain age. But nudity is best left to the young. But damn, they're having fun. Rain sprinkling in the sun and I had no idea Saul was so well hung.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you playing pickleball naked pickleball.

[Pat Godwin]

Better than a swim or a walk in the mall.

[Josh Arnold]

Playing pickleball naked pickleball.

[Pat Godwin]

With Esther, Clem, Betty and Big D. Saul.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys did fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. But you led the way, Captain.

[Christy Lee]

Well, since I don't have one, wouldn't it hurt to run around playing pickleball naked?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

The testicles.

[Christy Lee]

Like, wouldn't that flop around?

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, if you had to play one sport naked, what would you pick?

[Christy Lee]

Swimming.

[Pat Godwin]

Swimming.

[Chick McGee]

Or the luge tight end for the football. NFL football. Well, you get a helmet in. Your ball would really.

[Willie Griswold]

So you're naked, but you do have a helmet on?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, I got. I got hit in the. Yeah. In the hot practice one day. I thought I was going to die. Yeah. It hurts so much. You've never been hurt until you've gotten a football helmet in your testicles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Were you too young for this? Did your coaches ever do cup check when you were, like, playing football, like, in grade school, where they would come down the line and basically just smack you in your stuff to make sure?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But our coach would do it during lunch. Was that weird? Yeah, they did it in Penn State.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think they want to talk to someone about that.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they didn't do that when I was around.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

There was a lot going on in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

Other players did that to each. Like, we would. Kids would do it to each other. Cup check. Cup check.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The coaches wouldn't do it. We did not wear cups in high school.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't?

[Josh Arnold]

We weren't playing soccer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, soccer, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

And the NFL, I'm going to say 90% of players don't wear protective cups.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they aren't comfortable. They, like.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

They wiggle around in there.

[Chick McGee]

If you're wearing a nice brief and proper size, I don't think you'd need.

[Josh Arnold]

A chalk strap most of the time. We didn't wear cups when we were playing soccer. But why did we? We had to.

[Chick McGee]

How did the cup business become so. Baseball?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, baseball.

[Chick McGee]

Baseball.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. You catchers definitely want to come.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

20 cups a year to the catchers. It's about it.

[Christy Lee]

It's a dying industry, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

It really is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's more of a loss leader for sporting.

[Chick McGee]

Good stores, they write it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Kids didn't wear them when I was in school playing football. But when I went to go play for the first day, my dad was like, oh, you got to go get a cup. And I got like the classic assless jock strap with the cup in there and I put that thing on thinking everybody was going to be wearing them. And I got made fun of so much.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, just a jock strap.

[Willie Griswold]

You can't be ass out.

[Chick McGee]

No, I will tell you. Every fall, first two weeks of August we had conditioning. Second two weeks we had two day, two a day practice. But like late July, you'd get your mouth guard and you'd take it home and put it in the boiling pot of water and oh yeah, shove it in your mouth and burn your gums.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

It would mold to your teeth.

[Pat Godwin]

Pull all your teeth out. Now your parents have to pay for new teeth.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Then you start crying and your dad hit you with the bottle. Pot of hot water on the stove.

[Josh Arnold]

Your dad who's been dead as long as he's been alive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man, I heard.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. I did not have brothers. So a jock strap and a cup are two different things. You put a cup in a jock strap?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's a pouch. There's a pouch in there with snaps and the jock strap to hold the cup.

[Christy Lee]

And there's a plastic thing, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know that interchangeable strap on you have?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay. Oh, okay. That makes similar to that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

When I was younger. Young, our. My dad would make you wear a jock strap when you went swimming.

[Willie Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In your swim shirt?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

In your swim trunk. He'd be like, it's time to go swim and go put on your jock strap.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I thought they had a pouch in them already.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, swim trunks have stuff in them already, dude.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It was weird. I never. I don't care how many push ups he can do. That was wrong.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, well, the new cups don't are just in like compression shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like they don't. I think they've done away with jocks.

[Josh Arnold]

They pretty much have.

[Jeff Oskay]

But. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're uncomfortable. They're weird.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's. So you didn't have a strap up the middle. It's just a random.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, there wasn't everything in the. Anything in the middle.

[Jeff Oskay]

Around the side.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Comes around so your bones are out.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your classic McDavid right there.

[Christy Lee]

But it's not like a G string.

[Chick McGee]

So you don't have anything up the middle. This is actually very light. That's the workhorse of the industry. And Christie and I believe if I can look at that cloth. Yeah, that's your 984.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they had to change that after the problems of the 983.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

983. Just balls lost. Yeah, you don't want that getting out.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I've learned something today. Thank you, gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and we have a real quick.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Real quick announcement from Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Am I the only woodworker in here?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

That's when he was dying and coming in anyway and making us all sick. What's coming up, Christie?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we still have Japan's porn disposal boxes being phased out. We have a Michigan judge who sentence Walmart shoplifters to a very interesting penalties penalty. Thank you for the word. And Jack the Ripper in the news. And the Scent of a Mummy.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that movie. I'm alacino Brendan Fraser.

[Christy Lee]

Just get.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee is here.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Josh. Arnold. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm good. How about you?

[Chick McGee]

Who's that over there with you? Is that Willie Griswold?

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh, if it ain't wg.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, guys, how we doing?

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby and he had the joke of the day.

[Greg Warren]

Didn't.

[Chick McGee]

And it was really, really something. And hilarious. Yes. And I'm Chick and we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick. Japanese officials are phasing out the country's porn disposal boxes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I looked at you, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Porn disposal boxes.

[Christy Lee]

Amid the rise of Internet porn.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember, remember Blockbuster with the. The slot, the after hour slot you put your movie? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember those?

[Chick McGee]

Those were handy.

[Josh Arnold]

They were really handy.

[Chick McGee]

Are you old enough to remember this?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I remember Blockbuster.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And you just going to a Blockbuster on a Friday night. And it's me, my brothers, we've each got one friend. Dad goes, hey, you can only get one movie each. And we, we make him buy us so much candy. I mean, can I Reese's? I said, you can't get any Reese's. But we're already at the checkout line.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, your, your father bemoans those days. It was like a wine sommelier. When he'd go to Blockbuster, there was a guy there who would hold movies back for him. He knew what he liked. He knew what you kids liked.

[Willie Griswold]

So fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And it was always my older brother would pick out the movie and it would be a little bit too inappropriate for him at like 12.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Willie Griswold]

But it'd be way too inappropriate for me at seven.

[Josh Arnold]

Gosh, it was my kids. Kids wanted to rent the Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

[Chick McGee]

I can't get one of them. Hickory dickory Doc.

[Josh Arnold]

I still have dreams of renting movies.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

In the dream, this is usually what happens. I'll be looking. There's a particular new release I want to see and it's not there. But then I go to. Do you guys remember the counter where the people who had just returned movies before they could Be restocked. You could go look at that. And oftentimes you'd find the. What you were looking for there.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't. You can't rent that. I haven't had a chance to check it in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'll.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll stand here and wait. Yeah, I did it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So is this like that, the after hours?

[Christy Lee]

Well, the boxes allow folks to discreetly dispose of unwanted pornographic material that could fall into the hands of children.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently this person, whose name I'm not even going to try to pronounce, his job is to empty the boxes. And he told Kyoto News Agency, before the white boxes were installed, the stuff littered the streets. However, their use has declined as where people are turning to online pornography. Though officials say there's still some demand among older men who are still attached to pornography. Pornography in its analog form. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Complete completionists. Isn't that what they call.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they still do that in Vegas where they hand out the cards on the corner with, like, the different prostitutes. You could, like, rent, and then people would toss them on the ground. So you're walking your kid down the street. But they would put, like a star over the star.

[Josh Arnold]

Always stars. And those people were aggressive, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're like, oh, it looks like she's given birth to a supernova. So weird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what it looked like. All right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if those people are still out there doing it.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't been to Vegas in so long, since I was there a year ago.

[Willie Griswold]

I didn't see.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, but I wasn't looking for him.

[Josh Arnold]

We were working. Good.

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I thought it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they would get right in your way. Yeah. And just right in your face.

[Christy Lee]

While you're going there for a bachelor party, maybe you'll run into some.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I'll bring them back. I'll be like, baseball trading cards. I'll bring them to you guys.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, we got in, we got a van, and my brother joked about, like, oh, you know, going to the bunny Ranch. And the guy turned around and handed us a three ring binder with like, the baseball card holders. But it was all prostitutes.

[Christy Lee]

Pictures of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And on the back it gave their stats.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm making none of this up. Yeah, but it was like a three.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ring binder with like, you know, nine cards per sheet. And you're just going through all the ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I didn't see that. But some guy handed us the menu for the Bunny Rancher. One. One of them. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And somebody Brought one of those in here. I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember looking at the price. I'm not paying $50 for a gloved HJ that's actually a pretty good price.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is 2001 price. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, that insults me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I'm clean. What do you have to put a glove on? What did I. You.

[Pat Godwin]

What if it's a ski glove or something?

[Josh Arnold]

An oven.

[Jeff Oskay]

M. Pay extra for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Although now that an oven mitt might feel pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it depends on what kind. You don't want the one with the rubber like those?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, if you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

You speak for yourself. I deserve a little bit of pain.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you have a thing for Hamburger Helper? You want the. The Hamburger Helper guy doing you?

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Hi, Josh. How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fine.

[Chick McGee]

Hamburger Helper.

[Christy Lee]

An alleged thief was apprehended after Florida investigators managed to lift his fingerprint off a package of goldfish. According to police, the suspect, Michael Gonzalez, had taken approximately $50 worth of cleaning supplies and a box of goldfish crackers.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't blame them.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes they hit. They hit the spot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have them in my house.

[Josh Arnold]

All the time, but they are no. Cheez it. I'll tell you, that goldfish needs a little bit more bite.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're right. Little richer.

[Willie Griswold]

Guys, you got to get the cheddar blasted.

[Christy Lee]

Are you guys.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I'm not even aware of.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

Dude, it's crazy. It's like. They're like. It's like the.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Willie Griswold]

The beignet you get at Cafe Dumond. It's like that level of seasoned now.

[Josh Arnold]

They've. They've been blasted, though.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they've been blast. They're driven with cheddar, my friend. It's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

They haven't been cheddar coated. They're blessed.

[Willie Griswold]

If they were coated, I wouldn't be talking about.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how this turned into an argument, but it did.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm just making sure.

[Willie Griswold]

Some guy.

[Josh Arnold]

I just love marketing terms like that.

[Christy Lee]

I love goldfish.

[Willie Griswold]

Someone has a minigun full of seasoning.

[Christy Lee]

When a manager tried to intervene, the man allegedly hit her. Excuse me. Hit her in the face with the goldfish crackers, causing a small cut on her upper lip.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Police were able to identify and apprehend the 29 year old thanks to a fingerprint left on the goldfish package that struck the 65 year old woman.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy's a dirt bag.

[Christy Lee]

He has a dirt bag. You don't hit older Women?

[Chick McGee]

No. Unless they're, you know, Ask him for it. A cashier. And they're talking too much. Oh, hey, is that right? Just shut up. It's none of your business what this food's for.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't need to hit them. A hard shove usually gets the job.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then they break a hip, then. Where are.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you don't shove them hard enough to fall down. No, just awkwardly topple. Just send a message, like stammer backwards or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you run into a chatty cashier at one point, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I remember that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. But you're gonna have to give me a second.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. He was just asking a question. Everything's a song, lead up or however.

[Chick McGee]

However this is. Yes, it was on the text.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why down this road, I put up the wrong one.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I'd like to apologize to everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't find it.

[Chick McGee]

I can't find it, guys.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm still thinking about you guys playing pickleball when I hear this. It's swinging.

[Chick McGee]

You guys are walking in. Oh, no, we're Reservoir Dogs. We're walking in slow motion.

[Willie Griswold]

You're drinking a full mug of black coffee, and then you just break it on the ground.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Did you find it or.

[Pat Godwin]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dog show saved.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'm trying to check out. And I got the chatty cashier Chatty cashier Just want to pay for my stuff now and I got the chatty cashier cashier she says that's a lot of toilet paper but just one family who's the beano for these suppositories? Oh, just ring me up, you chatty.

[Josh Arnold]

Cashier Chatty cashier Such a chatty cashier.

[Pat Godwin]

All she wants to do is talk my ear off Such chatty cashier All I want to do is pay for my scratch off and she's such a chatty cashier the tampons are my daughters yeah, thank God that she not late. The ice cream is for me. Yes, I'm aware I'm overweight. She says, aren't you Patty G from the Bob and Tom Show? Are you really single? My grandma wants to know, does Josh pay for hookers? Hey, what's up with chick? Does Tommy G really have a tenant? Shut up, you chatty cashier Shut up. Talking chatty cashy chatty cashier we're gonna end now it's all worth a mess up finding it.

[Josh Arnold]

We loved it.

[Christy Lee]

We love that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's beautiful. We gotta hear. Gotta hear Mark Bolan again.

[Christy Lee]

I love Mark Boland, a Michigan judge putting sponges in the hands of shoplifters by ordering them to wash cars in a Walmart parking lot when spring arrives.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Judge Jeffrey Clothier of Genesee County District Court implementing the un unusual form of community service in hopes of discouraging people from stealing from the Walmart store in Grand Blanc Township.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you think of this, Joe?

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, you want to go get a half ass car wash from somebody who doesn't want to give you one?

[Chick McGee]

That certainly is another way to look at it.

[Christy Lee]

He said he believes 75 to 100 people eventually will be ordered to wash cars at weekend events at the location in March and April. Judge Close added, quote, I will be there washing cars with them. So he's going to be supervising them, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

This is great. Except unless you're a cheerleader trying to pay for your trip to Washington, dc. Hey, we're trying to do a fundraiser over here.

[Christy Lee]

Do they still.

[Chick McGee]

I have never pulled into any of those places and gotten my car washed. I don't know why not.

[Josh Arnold]

Like the. The fundraiser?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the fundraiser car wash. Yeah, I don't know why not.

[Jeff Oskay]

They got a belt buckle on. They're leaning across your hood to get the windshield scratching the hell out of.

[Josh Arnold]

The first day of doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't think that's true.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to see the insurance policy behind this car wash. That's gonna cover my car pass.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

A historian claims to have identified Jack the Ripper following DNA analysis of a victim's bloody shawl.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is interesting. Who's the. What's the theory here?

[Christy Lee]

According to the Daily Mail, the shawl thought to have belonged to Catherine. Is it Dallas?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. She was one of the victims.

[Christy Lee]

She purchased it at an auction. It was purchased rather at auction by author Russell Edwards back in 2007. An analysis of the DNA taken from the Shaw implicates Aaron Kosminski.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's going to Kozminsky Way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Kozminski theory.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. A Polish barber who immigrated to the UK was a suspect at the time of the five murders in 1888, though he was never arrested.

[Josh Arnold]

Polish barber cuts nails.

[Chick McGee]

Kosminski is actually Benny Hill. Benny Hill's real name.

[Josh Arnold]

Betty kosminski.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Edwards is now calling for a new inquest into the case with the support of both Mr. Kozminski's descendants and those of his alleged victims.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Who do you think it is, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I don't think it was Him. Because I know a couple murders took place on Tuesday, and that's his bowling night. So there's no. I had to give. I had to give something for Tom.

[Chick McGee]

We got. We got sucked right down into the polish.

[Jeff Oskay]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Wouldn't that be something if that was really the.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know, we'll have to see how many of.

[Chick McGee]

How many tours of Jack the Ripper's sights are there in England.

[Josh Arnold]

I only. I don't know. I took the one and it was real late at night, so it was. It was dark, and we. You would walk into the areas where this woman. You know, the woman was found here on the street. And then in this little nook, like an alleyway. And then up there, you see that window? That's the room where they found the second victim. That kind of stuff. It was really eerie.

[Jeff Oskay]

I thought it was weird, though, that you could pay, like, an extra 200 to murder someone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. There's still work to be done. The work that Jack started, eliminating the street trash of Whitechapel.

[Chick McGee]

You can't have street trash wandering around.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. It continues. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse me. Researchers say the smell of ancient Egyptian mummies is much more pleasant than you might think.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it'd have to be, wouldn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it would define musty, wouldn't it?

[Willie Griswold]

It's like rotten and chemicals.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, or like when you turn your heater on for the first time.

[Christy Lee]

After analyzing nine mummies as old as 5,000 years, scientists were able to pinpoint their odors without harming the ancient corpses. The mummies aromas described as woody, spicy, sweet, and above all, pleasant. Floral notes were also detected, which scientists said could be from the embalming resins. Scent of a mummy smells nice, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

The scent of a mummy. And I believe Pat's written a new song.

[Pat Godwin]

It's woody, spicy and sweet. The smell of a dead Egyptian.

[Willie Griswold]

Egyptian.

[Pat Godwin]

You could be cursed. Oh, Anita. Tomb encryption don't mess with mommies. Oh, no. You'll end up like Brendan Frasier. You got not as big as a whale, nothing like that. Nikki Glazier. Research types with their nose and deep say, smells like a dead Egyptian and that's all I got.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Was that song Number One. I always thought that was great.

[Josh Arnold]

I still think it's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think it was a fantastic.

[Jeff Oskay]

Song as a teenager. Boy, that look to the left. That's when she's playing. She, like, looks down to.

[Chick McGee]

I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God, as hot as anybody.

[Jeff Oskay]

That was a point of reference.

[Chick McGee]

And ended up with Jay Roach.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no idea. Are they still together?

[Chick McGee]

The director, J. Roch.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they still together?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I can't imagine she would be.

[Christy Lee]

But she still looks great. She's on Instagram a lot, so. Yeah, you should look her up. She still looks.

[Chick McGee]

He looks like a yet to be formed human. It really. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

J, I'm, I'm getting a feeling here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You will end up with her, right?

[Chick McGee]

Me and Susannah Hoff.

[Josh Arnold]

I I. Dude, you got to ask her out.

[Christy Lee]

You do? Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Where's my phone?

[Josh Arnold]

Hoffs. Hoff would be lucky to have you.

[Chick McGee]

The Hofster would be. You're dating Chick? Is that what you're saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Hoffmeister General is aching.

[Christy Lee]

It appears they're still married.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, but he can be eliminated.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but he has. She's not met you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

I could direct Austin Powers if I wanted.

[Christy Lee]

They've been married since 93. That's a long time.

[Pat Godwin]

About ready for a break?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're.

[Christy Lee]

You're ready? They're about ready.

[Chick McGee]

She's bored.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, if it doesn't work out with her, one of the Go Go's. You got it, Carlile.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Belinda.

[Chick McGee]

Carlile kind of scares me because her face is so sharp.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you got to loosen that thing up up.

[Chick McGee]

Right? It's like this is my jawline.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't they going out again this summer? I think they are. They're going.

[Chick McGee]

They finally got Belinda Belinda to agree to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Now will she do some of her solo work as well?

[Christy Lee]

I love some of her.

[Jeff Oskay]

O baby.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know what that's worth on earth?

[Josh Arnold]

They say in heaven love comes first. Who made heaven?

[Pat Godwin]

No one should know the second verse.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, my dad used to say the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Is this you and your brothers roller skating in the basement again? Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I was thinking back the other day about how one day in Walmart I was begging, begging and pleading for my dad to buy me the cassette of Paul.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something. And in that is a great album.

[Josh Arnold]

But he must have been looking at me like, what? Who am I?

[Chick McGee]

Who what? Paula Abdul and Scat Cat. Remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Scat Cat? And it was a great album.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you were a big fan of Paul Abduls, weren't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Some hits it had. Straight up. It had Cold as ice. Cold Hearted Snake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, straight up.

[Chick McGee]

Paul Abdul, you know.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you dad buy it for you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And then he probably went to his.

[Willie Griswold]

Room and saw but you were in your room dancing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, going berserk.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't like greence Clear water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I knew one of my boys was.

[Josh Arnold]

Going to be Cindy. We had four of them.

[Christy Lee]

That shoulder thing, is this it, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And this will get you moving as a boy.

[Christy Lee]

Those big shoulders, shoulder pad.

[Josh Arnold]

Way to go.

[Willie Griswold]

Wow, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I just got a flash.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be in the garage.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the guitar parts in this are badass, I'm telling you. Here it comes now tell me do.

[Pat Godwin]

You really want to love me forever?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Larry. How are your boys doing? Well, number Tuesday.

[Chick McGee]

Get a call from.

[Greg Warren]

An old war buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You doing okay?

[Greg Warren]

Some days are harder than others.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

They're still in the basement.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought Vietnam was my Vietnam.

[Greg Warren]

This.

[Chick McGee]

My sons are my Vietnam.

[Willie Griswold]

My kids wearing a cape, dancing around the basement.

[Chick McGee]

Straight up now tell me, do you there's another song on that. Cold hearted snake Cold hearted snake look.

[Josh Arnold]

Into his eyes oh, he's been telling.

[Chick McGee]

Lies Please, daddy, buy me blood.

[Willie Griswold]

I just know her from American Idol. I didn't really know she had music.

[Pat Godwin]

You didn't know that she doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

She was a choreographer for the Laker Girls.

[Chick McGee]

She was everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

A total smoke show. You know every word as hot as.

[Chick McGee]

Anything about yay big you put in the trunk.

[Christy Lee]

I hate to interrupt Abdul talk, but. Oh, we have to talk about journeying through the lovely landscapes of England, Scotland and Wales.

[Chick McGee]

Visiting Chick. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

With Colette. It's coming up September 20th. That's right. Join me as we travel through the charming countryside and experience the historic cities of London and Edinburgh. We'll get to see iconic landmarks of London. We'll get to go to villages like Oxford and Chester and behold the regal jewels of Edinburgh's castle and visit the medieval walls of York. This and so much more. Colette makes travel very easy. They include flights, meals, hotels, sightseeing, local experience experiences. All you have to do is have the time of your life. Don't miss this chance to see Great Britain with me. Call Colette right now, 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581-8942 or visit bobandom.com this will be a trip to remember.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, thank you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

More Paul Abdul coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope so.

[Chick McGee]

This is the Bob and Tom show or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Ash. Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. And you just missed it. This was Josh's last day on the air. Just leaving us all hanging.

[Willie Griswold]

I liked it.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And oh, gosh, that brings us to this thing. And I keep forgetting about it. Today in history. And I. I said I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Ow.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know where my today in history is again.

[Josh Arnold]

We can make it up today. We can make it up.

[Chick McGee]

Who did I say today's birthday? Michael Jordan. Ed.

[Christy Lee]

Sharon's birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Sharon. Michael Jordan. Also, Today was the St. Valentine. The treaty.

[Christy Lee]

The treaty was.

[Pat Godwin]

The treaty was signed.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

What treaty?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's right. The treaty.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, and that one guy died.

[Christy Lee]

I hate it when that guy dies.

[Pat Godwin]

He invented the.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, he did invent the.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, some people liked him.

[Christy Lee]

Born on this date in 1936. Is today the 17th?

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

One of your dad's absolute favorite film football players.

[Willie Griswold]

Lou the Toe Groza.

[Christy Lee]

No, but that's a good guess.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Brown.

[Christy Lee]

Jim Brown, that's right. NFL running back.

[Chick McGee]

Here it is.

[Christy Lee]

Did you find it?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, go ahead. You're doing great.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're doing great. Oh, you know who else is born on this date? Dan Whitney, who's going to be our guest later this week, also known as.

[Josh Arnold]

Larry the Cable Guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's all confidential information. I don't know what you're trying to. Let's see. Thomas J. Watson, born on this day in 1874. Does anybody know who Thomas J. Watson was?

[Christy Lee]

No, he. The Watson girl.

[Chick McGee]

His last name.

[Christy Lee]

That's a local.

[Chick McGee]

Chairman and CEO of IBM.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the computer people.

[Chick McGee]

Watson. Remember Watson Play chess with somebody.

[Josh Arnold]

IBM, get it? It means I take a poop. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, we were gonna get through a whole show without talking about poop. And look what you did.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's a quota we have to meet.

[Pat Godwin]

We are way low.

[Chick McGee]

Billy Joel Armstrong.

[Willie Griswold]

Green Day.

[Chick McGee]

Green Day. His bir. No, no. Green Day.

[Pat Godwin]

Piano Man.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Billy Joel Armstrong.

[Chick McGee]

Hoffy refused to put Green Day on the.

[Pat Godwin]

On the.

[Chick McGee]

On there.

[Christy Lee]

Doesn't want Lou Diamond Phillips is birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Hoffy was once a member of Green Day and he was asked to leave.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd heard that he was in Maroon 6 too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I have trouble this way. For my money, one of the most unattractive, supposedly beautiful hot women in Hollywood who. Birthday Today, Renee Russo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sometimes hot, sometimes not.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of looks like an owl. She has an owl look to her.

[Christy Lee]

If she could. She had a James Bond movie.

[Chick McGee]

She's got a. You know, she could turn her head all the way around.

[Josh Arnold]

Strong jaw.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Renee Russo.

[Chick McGee]

Which isn't bad, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Crack a walnut with them.

[Christy Lee]

Is this album ever going to come out? This Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash thing that was recorded 1969 on this date. An album they recorded together. It was never released.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, why wouldn't they?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they were both so high.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was completely unlistenable.

[Chick McGee]

Ring of Fire.

[Greg Warren]

You know what, Bob?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe we shouldn't release that.

[Chick McGee]

Let's shelve that, Bob. No need to put that thrust that. All the American people. 1996. Gary Kasparov defeats computer Deep Blue 4 to 2 in chess. Must have been a best of 7.

[Josh Arnold]

The chilling words of Deep blue after he lost. I will eventually win.

[Chick McGee]

I will eventually revenge my. My laws.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm playing the long game.

[Chick McGee]

Sales of the Volkswagen Beetle in 1972 up to that point 19 exceed those of the Ford model T. Oh, okay.

[Willie Griswold]

And punches to the arm went up tenfold.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely did. Bug.

[Chick McGee]

Do you play slug? Bug. Punch Buggy Punch, Bug cruiser, Bruiser. Have you played that one?

[Christy Lee]

I've. Yeah, when we were kids.

[Chick McGee]

PT Cruiser.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, not that we played.

[Chick McGee]

All of a sudden you guys aren't fun anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know PT Cruiser had its own.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know they did either.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought driving one of those was a punishment enough. I thought.

[Chick McGee]

I thought they looked cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I always thought they look cool. And then I rented one and realized it had the turn radius of a school bus. They're garbage, man.

[Chick McGee]

Give me 30 acres and I'll turn this rig around. Boy, that would be something. Let's see. Lou Diamond Phillips. Born on this day in 1972.

[Christy Lee]

I played blackjack with him once.

[Chick McGee]

He was just in Goliath.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me and Kiefer Sutherland, they were sitting at the table and my friend Kim and I sat down and they proceeded to play one hand and got up.

[Josh Arnold]

You played poker with two of the young guns?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, at about that time.

[Christy Lee]

It was about that time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Didn't Melissa Etheridge steal his wife from him?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, absolutely true.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that is exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

They were like neighbors.

[Chick McGee]

I believe she kept going over there for barbecue recipes. Lou kept going. Hon, the kids are. Oh, no, no, I understand.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you going for a bike ride? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, a bike ride. A long, sweaty. No, no, I understand. I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a jealous worry about her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

You guys, you're married to a man.

[Chick McGee]

Play bridge. JGL's birthday today. Joseph Gordon Levitt.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever happened to that Robin movie? I'm still mad about that.

[Josh Arnold]

You wanted to see it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Was that ever going to be a thing?

[Greg Warren]

Excited for it.

[Josh Arnold]

You were.

[Pat Godwin]

Singing Paula Abdul again.

[Chick McGee]

I get the feeling I'm in the menorah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good, right? For the Robin film. Boy Wonder.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back tomorrow morning. Mind your own business. You can listen tomorrow. Not. I don't care. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. YouTube personality Betty Johnson has cracked the code on a new era of news making.

[Willie Griswold]

It's got to be music to your ears. It's like the angels singing.

[Chick McGee]

Listen, learn and laugh. I had a feeling.

[Willie Griswold]

I had a feeling you'd be in.

[Chick McGee]

A very good mood. Oh, this is gonna be a glorious.

[Greg Warren]

Day on Capitol Hill for you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

It's a new cultural landscape, so it's.

[Willie Griswold]

An important moment right now. Does this deserve another look? The Benny shows it in all of its glory.

[Chick McGee]

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