The BOB & TOM Show - February 19, 2025

Summary

Summary of The BOB & TOM Show – February 19, 2025

Introduction

The February 19, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivered its characteristic blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, engaging listeners with a variety of humorous discussions, listener letters, and segments. Hosted by Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Tom Griswold, and including contributions from guests like Josh Arnold and Ace Cosby, the show maintained its lively and entertaining atmosphere throughout the broadcast.

Key Discussions and Segments

1. Post-Valentine's Day Humor and Musical Interlude

   • The episode opened with Chick McGee presenting a humorous love song he authored, which humorously subverted the typical romantic narrative by expressing intense frustrations and well-wishes for an ex-partner.
   • Quote: [03:16] Chick McGee humorously repeated, "Hope you die," emphasizing the comedic tone of the song.

2. Casual Attire in Contemporary Culture

   • The hosts delved into the evolving norms of dress codes, particularly the decline in formal attire at significant events like funerals. They referenced historical contexts and contrasted them with modern-day practices.
   • Quote: [04:05] Christy Lee remarked, "The world goes around," highlighting the perpetual change in societal norms.

3. Upcoming Travel and Live Show Promotion

   • Chick McGee announced an upcoming live show scheduled for Friday morning in Iowa at the Riverside Casino and Resort. The event was promoted as benefiting the Stead Family Children’s Hospital.
   • Quote: [07:38] Tom Griswold enthusiastically shared, "Join me September 28th on this journey of a lifetime through England, Scotland, and Wales."

4. Listener Letters and Humorous Advice

   • The show featured several listener letters addressing personal and humorous issues. Topics included dating challenges, miscommunications, and relationship dynamics.
   • Example Letter: A listener named Darren praised the show for its humor, saying, "Yesterday's show was hands down the best show you guys have ever done... in tears, laughing." [21:49]
   • Example Response: The hosts provided humorous yet relatable advice, often intertwining personal anecdotes and playful banter.

5. Neapolitan Ice Cream Manufacturing Plant

   • Christy Lee showcased a segment on a Neapolitan ice cream manufacturing plant, discussing the precision involved in layering flavors and the monotony of the production process.
   • Quote: [54:06] Christy Lee commented, "It’s a real wonder how they maintain the perfect layers of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry."

6. Prank Signs at Airports

   • A significant segment involved the discussion of prank signs found at the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport. The signs falsely warned passengers about “electronic genital verification,” leading to viral social media reactions before being debunked by the airport authorities.
   • Quote: [92:07] Tum Griswold read aloud the fake sign: "Your genitalia may be photographed electronically during your use of this facility."

7. World’s Longest Burning Light Bulb

   • The hosts explored the story of the Livermore Centennial Light Bulb, which has been burning continuously since 1901. They humorously questioned the practicality and scientific aspects of such a long-lasting bulb.
   • Quote: [80:34] Christy Lee remarked, "That's a handmade light bulb, and it's still going after 122 years. Incredible!"

8. Naked Yoga Segment

   • Ali Breen introduced a segment on naked yoga, discussing its purported benefits for intimacy and stress reduction. The hosts responded with witty skepticism and comedic commentary on the concept.
   • Quote: [130:07] Chick McGee quipped, "The choking beaver, erect cobra. This is completely ridiculous."

9. Sports News and Anecdotes

   • The show included discussions on recent sports events, such as Mississippi State's basketball performance and interactions with athletes like Claudell Harris, who sported oversized foam cowboy hats.
   • Quote: [66:58] Chick McGee shared, "Claudell Harris had 15 points last night and showed up at his press conference with that gigantic foam cowboy hat."

10. Technology and Mental Health

    • An insightful segment covered a study on the mental health benefits of taking a social media break. The hosts discussed the implications of reduced social media usage on depression and attention spans.
    • Quote: [158:38] Tom Griswold highlighted, "Participants reported better mental health with improvements in depression symptoms greater than those in multiple studies of antidepressants."

Concluding Remarks

The episode concluded with ongoing promotions for their live show and merchandise, interspersed with more humorous exchanges and final listener interactions. The hosts maintained a lighthearted and engaging tone, ensuring that both regular listeners and newcomers could enjoy the show’s dynamic content.

Notable Quotes with Speaker Attribution and Timestamps

• [03:16] Chick McGee: "Hope you die," emphasizing the comedic breakup song.
• [04:05] Christy Lee: "The world goes around," discussing casual attire norms.
• [07:38] Tom Griswold: "Join me September 28th on this journey of a lifetime through England, Scotland, and Wales," promoting the upcoming live show.
• [21:49] Darren: "Yesterday's show was hands down the best show you guys have ever done... in tears, laughing," praising the show.
• [54:06] Christy Lee: "It’s a real wonder how they maintain the perfect layers of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry," on Neapolitan ice cream.
• [92:07] Tom Griswold: Reading the fake airport sign about "electronic genital verification."
• [80:34] Christy Lee: "That's a handmade light bulb, and it's still going after 122 years. Incredible!"
• [130:07] Chick McGee: "The choking beaver, erect cobra. This is completely ridiculous," commenting on naked yoga.
• [66:58] Chick McGee: "Claudell Harris had 15 points last night and showed up at his press conference with that gigantic foam cowboy hat," discussing sports anecdotes.
• [158:38] Tom Griswold: "Participants reported better mental health with improvements in depression symptoms greater than those in multiple studies of antidepressants," on the social media study.

Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show exemplified the show's enduring appeal by blending humor, topical discussions, and interactive segments. From lighthearted banter about dress codes and sports to more substantial conversations on mental health and technology, the hosts successfully created an engaging and entertaining experience for their nationwide audience.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a little love song I.

[Chick McGee]

Wrote some years back. It's actually a sort of a breakup song. I always dedicate it to all the wonderful women who've treated me like a.

[Christy Lee]

Load of crap over the years.

[Chick McGee]

A little love song.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Woke up this morning and you were gone. Found a note, it said so long you said this love would last our lives. I hope your face breaks out in hives. Hope you die a painful death. I hope you choke on your next breath. You screwed me up, you done me wrong. I hope you die before too long. Hope you have a heart attack. I hope your breasts get really slack. You were my girl but now you're not. I hope you die. I hope you're right. Cause I don't wanna be your friend. I only want your life to end. You're back in town, someone else's gal. I hope you drown in the love canal. Hope you die a painful death. Hope you choke on your next breath. Screwed me, you done me wrong. I hope you die before too long. I hope you die before I end the song.

[Chick McGee]

Hope you die.

[Ace Cosby]

I really, really hope you die.

[Chick McGee]

Die, die, die, die.

[Christy Lee]

Die. Hey, that was John Wing. Where's My ancestors would say John Wang and I hope you die. Good morning, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

A post Valentine's Day love song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't always work out.

[Christy Lee]

You remember St. Valentine's Day? More or less named after St. Valentine and he had his head cut off, so there you go, there's a lesson there in love. Love can hurt. World goes around. That's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance.

[Chick McGee]

And yet we remember it with a. With. With a heart rather than a dripping, bloody, hairy skull.

[Christy Lee]

A guy holding a head.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that would be less hard to make the jewelry, really. Fist holding a bloody head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true. Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

How you doing, buddy?

[Josh Arnold]

Good, good.

[Christy Lee]

All right. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Here's Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. We have a lot to. A lot going on here. I don't even know where to start. But I suppose we could read a little bit of mail or just do a quick.

[Tom Griswold]

We could just chat. How are you, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, let's chat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, fine. Really, I'm good. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Discombobulated.

[Chick McGee]

You see, I'm semi comboated.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure you're okay? Even after yesterday's show?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. It was a Wednesday. Yeah, I wore a light coat. She was a blonde. She was carrying a number two pencil. Oh, he's speaking of twos. You're been to second base with a man's tongue. That's just the opening. Yeah, yeah, that's just the. That's the opening of my new book.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, your tongue. Your tongue goes to second base. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I like Dashiell Ramit.

[Tom Griswold]

Ramit?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's his pen name for that.

[Chick McGee]

He's in a porn movie called Dick Dick Goose. It's about a dub devil's three way.

[Christy Lee]

I dislike that game intensely. I could never catch anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Duck Duck Goose.

[Christy Lee]

They'd come and tap me and I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you were, you were. You were a husky young boy because.

[Josh Arnold]

You had to get up.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, first of all.

[Christy Lee]

First of all, get up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right. That's an all day thing and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, not easy for husky boys.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You ever hear the great Randy Newman song, Davey the fat boy?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, I am.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. And I might change my entire opinion of Randy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Randy.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what it sounds like?

[Chick McGee]

David?

[Ace Cosby]

A fat boy. Pretty much.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Davey, he was in the Navy.

[Chick McGee]

He was. It's.

[Ace Cosby]

He was a husky.

[Chick McGee]

Much more clever than that.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's very, very, very good, actually.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

It's much like his song Short People. It's. It's really about other things and it's not what.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Randy Newman's biggest hit, I suppose, is.

[Christy Lee]

That kind of a. I thought he.

[Ace Cosby]

Didn'T like short people.

[Chick McGee]

A preview.

[Christy Lee]

A snapshot of the future. If you will when everybody got. No, no. For some reason people missed the point of short people it was just poking fun at the entire. Why why would you poke fun at about any. To anyone about anything more or less and people got mad short people got mad about the song. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah you can't. You would have been canceled today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's since moved on to great great work.

[Josh Arnold]

Satire is lost on some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I most is the word you're looking for.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You told us that yesterday when you were ordering a lobster at a Chinese restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll never ever live that.

[Christy Lee]

I'll never ever laughed all day.

[Chick McGee]

I forget I have no memory of any of that Joe.

[Christy Lee]

Well you like very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah the lucky.

[Ace Cosby]

The listeners remember.

[Chick McGee]

Okay well now you can reach us by the way in many ways and one of them is with the world of email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. We'll be reviewing some emails in just a few minutes. We're preparing to do some traveling. We have a big show coming up Friday morning from Iowa. We'll be at the Riverside casino and resort 5am local time is when we start. You're welcome to stop on by and we'll be doing a comedy show that evening. And I will also remind you we have a special T shirt I think there's. There's a photograph of. They're actually for sale I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On the Bob and Tom website.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And then we'll have them there for sale. And it's to benefit the Stead Family Hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

Children's Hospital.

[Chick McGee]

So it'll be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And are we in a convoy there? I think so. Meet here in the parking lot and I'll drive.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely no way.

[Ace Cosby]

We're all around.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. I got walkie talkies for everybody.

[Christy Lee]

You have no idea what's been going on on here with him. And getting a car ready to leave the county.

[Chick McGee]

It's really.

[Christy Lee]

He's got to go get his tires checked.

[Ace Cosby]

Amy brings food and sandwiches and coolers.

[Christy Lee]

And drinks and oh, and have to make all these preparations and none of the cooler's not touched.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

On the trip at all.

[Chick McGee]

It just sits there. That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually takes a cooler.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah. Very nice cooler down the port. Fancy sandwiches.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh okay.

[Chick McGee]

So we have. Someone has to press the buttons back here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh one's in the two and ride.

[Chick McGee]

The what we call the dump button. Speaking of the dump button. If you're riding with me, I need at least you. I need at least a three exit warning. If you have anything serious going On. I never.

[Ace Cosby]

I never do.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you're the only one riding in the car with him.

[Ace Cosby]

I think there may be another.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sure.

[Chick McGee]

So in any event, if you're interested in coming to see us, that'll be fun. I believe the show in the evening is sold out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure. And that.

[Christy Lee]

But by the way, if there's anyone there and who would like to come to the show, if you'd like to.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to give them a free ticket.

[Christy Lee]

I might be able to get certain people a ticket. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

You might be able to ejaculate one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you have opened a door.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome to. Welcome to first time famous.

[Ace Cosby]

Do a Little Van Halen. Third row, C12.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

This is kind of interesting. I know most of you are aware of this, but for those that are not, this letter explains a little something about the shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Well, wait a minute. Are we doing letters now?

[Chick McGee]

No, I just wanted this one because we were talking about the shirt. Yeah. This is not a comedy oriented letter. It says, thanks for doing the fundraiser for the Stead Family Children's Hospital at every Iowa home football game. After the first quarter, all the fans turned toward the hospital and waved to the kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we love. That's so wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great tradition.

[Chick McGee]

You may have seen that in college football.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So I've been listening for 25 years, Matt from Iowa, and. Oh, cool. He's in the meat and seafood business. If you don't like. If you don't like one, you don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

Turf and turf.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that sounds like a. Sounds like a speed dating singles evening.

[Tom Griswold]

Meat and seafood.

[Christy Lee]

Meat, meat and seafood. Hi, how are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Perch. It's M E E T I N apostrophe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Meat and seafood.

[Chick McGee]

Well, today you come here, you meet, you meet, you meet a. You get a date and then you get to have a. Have some food.

[Christy Lee]

Big fish. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And there's some vulgar people. They think, oh, she smells like fish down there, don't you? I said, no, that's not what we're doing.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. He said, desperately trying to forget that, you know, he did.

[Josh Arnold]

He got to go there.

[Chick McGee]

But in a way, you know, that.

[Josh Arnold]

Made it seem like he didn't go there.

[Chick McGee]

I have a question. I have a technical question.

[Christy Lee]

Men, some men who like fish and they have their. We have put them in the fish mouths.

[Chick McGee]

We have had the Joey Chestnut here many times. Joey is a.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the championship eater.

[Chick McGee]

Championship eater. And I forget, he's, of course, most Famous for the hot dog eating competition, but he's had competitions for almost everything. Is there a. Is there a vegan. Oh, Lord. Eating competition like him?

[Christy Lee]

He ate a peck of broccoli or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. He say he ate some like meat.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I would just be curious if there was a whole different.

[Ace Cosby]

Like a circuit of shove it down broccoli.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Vegan. The. The vegan food surrogates. I imagine kind of a lesser, very small crowds. Hey, it's tofu night. Oh my God. There are 12 people here. What do we have coming up in the world of sports? Chick mag.

[Christy Lee]

What do we got? It's hump day. And we'll talk about the hump. They call that the Mississippi State. Where they play is called the Humphrey Coliseum. They call it the Hump. And there was a guy in a fancy hat.

[Chick McGee]

Is it. Is it an indoor facility? Is it an indoor facility? So in case it rains it's a dry hump.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that.

[Christy Lee]

It's where they play basketball and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, so there's a roof on it. So I'm glad there's a roof on it because as you know, I don't approve of outdoor football in the snow. Much like it would be really bad if they had. If they had outdoor basketball. Basketball this time of year. Well, March Madness could be pretty chilly this year.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, that four nations face off hockey tournament between Sweden and Finland and Canada. The United States championship between USA and Canada tomorrow night in Boston. And possibly they're trying. They're going to have a very special guest for tomorrow night's game. The. The most special guest, the gentleman who attended the super bowl will tell you.

[Chick McGee]

And the Daytona 500.

[Christy Lee]

And the Daytona 500.

[Chick McGee]

That's part of the cool thing about being president. Hey, you can go see everything.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell you who it is. It might be President Trump.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you can do whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently Joe Biden tried to get tickets and they wouldn't get let them in.

[Christy Lee]

Well, either Joe thought it was in Finland or something. Anyway, that's a shame.

[Josh Arnold]

Those games have not been easy to find on tv.

[Christy Lee]

No, they haven't.

[Josh Arnold]

What are they hiding those for?

[Christy Lee]

And it's a red pepper hot ticket too. It's a very successful all the way around.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we're going to be hearing a song from Mr. God. And I've got a special request here.

[Christy Lee]

And people in the marathon ran the wrong way. Oh, they got laws.

[Chick McGee]

Well, with.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what else is a red hot ticket? Going to England with me. With Colette. Oh, yeah, that's right. September 28th. We're not going to only go to England. We're going to check out Scotland and Wales as well. London, Edinburgh, Oxford, Chester and Stratford upon Avon. It's going to be a wonderful time this fall. And Colette makes travel so easy. They include your flights, meals, hotels, sightseeing and local experiences. So basically, you just get on the plane and then have the time of your life. Don't miss your chance to see Great Britain with me. Call Colette at 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581-8942 or Visit bobandtom.com I found my passport yesterday. I was a little nervous about that, but yeah, we're good to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If you want a passport, trust me, get it now. Last week I had to drive 100 miles to get the application and it's talk to me.

[Ace Cosby]

I can find one for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

It's, it's a, it's a slow process.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I be married this time?

[Christy Lee]

$10,000. Mustache.

[Chick McGee]

Make your appointment now.

[Tom Griswold]

I have one.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Okay. Now, coming up, we have a great letter involving one of the stories yesterday that we had a lot of chat about, which is the lack of formality and contemporary culture with respect to the way one dresses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad we've made those changes.

[Chick McGee]

Me, too.

[Christy Lee]

And speaking of, when you hear this.

[Chick McGee]

One, you may, you may back off just a hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

On your casual attitude toward pretty much everything immoral and otherwise, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and Tom's.

[Christy Lee]

Cowboy hat has caught the imagination of all of our listeners.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't get it. People should have good luck. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're gonna have a bunch of cowboy hats coming to you.

[Chick McGee]

I think we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. This episode brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. I've got a spilkus in my.

[Chick McGee]

It's in your frampton.

[Christy Lee]

In my.

[Chick McGee]

Like the end of conclave.

[Tom Griswold]

We could be able to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Now. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Would have been a better movie. Instead of pulling their punch.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Mark, can we get the new poster? Have you seen the new picture of me?

[Chick McGee]

I got it right here. Hang on. I got one. I got it. I got it. Mark, It's.

[Christy Lee]

I could have robbed a bank in the old picture. I. You can't even. It's not the same per. Why would you put up the first. First picture anyway?

[Josh Arnold]

What are your thoughts of the new one?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you like? Do you like.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like the new one either, but I don't like me. That has nothing to do. I don't look quite like Mimi from Drew.

[Chick McGee]

So for this poster, I decided I wanted something really colorful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is for our live broadcast coming up this Friday at Riverside casino, thanks to 100.7 the fox. I got it right here, Mark and I had everyone do kind of a pop art. Pop art. What do you call this? Manipulation of photographs.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like an Andy Warhol.

[Chick McGee]

Ye. And everyone. I just took some photographs, standard photographs. And the one of Chick. The original one of Chick. Chick did not care for.

[Christy Lee]

I looked like a swollen grouper up on a shore.

[Chick McGee]

And it was kind of a. I would see. You look sort of like. What's a Kuza Contemporaries. Corporeal bearded fellow.

[Christy Lee]

It looked exactly like Mimi from the Drew Carey show actually did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because they're very colorful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they are very.

[Chick McGee]

So this. So when Chick whined about it Thursday morning, I went into the hallway and I took a picture of him.

[Tom Griswold]

I think whining is a great.

[Christy Lee]

More of a cursing tirade.

[Chick McGee]

Screamed so. But it was a picture taken just last Thursday. So it is a contemporary contemporaneous. What's the word? It's from now.

[Christy Lee]

No, the picture. That picture was of me.

[Josh Arnold]

It's current. No, no, no. He.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

He combined two.

[Chick McGee]

The new one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the new one is. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I sure wish I didn't know how to speak you guys.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

A language I never wanted to learn.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, there. There is something about it that is referential to chicken. Other than the fact that it's his face.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He told me there's a. There's a secret in my picture now.

[Chick McGee]

And you want to see what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

You told me I can't see that far away.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

The background is the official color of the Washington Football Club.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that's very nice.

[Chick McGee]

And his hair is the official yellowish color of the Washington Football Club.

[Christy Lee]

You know, they call that burgundy and gold.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just like Detroit Lions are Honolulu Blue.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And as you know, that colors have official. What is it? Is it Pantone? Yes, the official number. So they're very exact. But it's a. It's a fun poster. And plus we have a bunch of the staff and then I guess Ace. Support staff.

[Josh Arnold]

He called me support staff.

[Chick McGee]

Well, see, because Ace isn't going to be there. These are the folks who are going to be there on the air. There's only so much room here and.

[Christy Lee]

We'Ve tried to get Ace to go out and meet people. I don't know what the deal is.

[Josh Arnold]

Or no flight, so. Yeah, I know. He had to ride with me.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How did that go? We never. We never heard about it. You have a good time?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was fine.

[Chick McGee]

Rocked out. Does Ace have a lot of like extra bathroom breaks? Anything weird we need to know about?

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing weird. No, he. I think he had a milk.

[Christy Lee]

What? Chocolate milk?

[Josh Arnold]

It was a more. Well, I believe laws and such require.

[Christy Lee]

I would have thought some grape Kool Aid.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Hello and welcome to. Welcome to Stereotypes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Stereotype city.

[Christy Lee]

Be Rocky Robster.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, we'll be. We'll be signing these posters if you happen to come to our broadcast.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Be there.

[Chick McGee]

And thanks to my buddy Sean at FedEx. He's such a great guy. He did a nice job.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a nice guy.

[Christy Lee]

God loves Sean.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, whoever Sean is.

[Chick McGee]

That I understand.

[Josh Arnold]

By the bmv.

[Christy Lee]

What is it about you that you ignore everyone in your day to day life? Pretty much. But you latch on to strangers, weird strangers constantly and are overly concerned servers and throw money at you. Oh, you should hear this horrible story.

[Chick McGee]

You might not be familiar with what Sean does.

[Christy Lee]

Pay attention to people.

[Chick McGee]

It's called working.

[Christy Lee]

Look, it's not my fault I.

[Ace Cosby]

Got the moroccas.

[Tom Griswold]

The maracas are out. Good morning all. Please, please tell me the sugar packets make an appearance on Friday.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe even the slide whistle. Can't wait to see everyone.

[Christy Lee]

Lisa, there are behind the scenes preparations of it's. It rivals Diana Ross on tour with Tom and his needs and his drinks and beverages.

[Chick McGee]

Listen, I brought in my own cream. My own. A new box of corn flakes. Nothing had been attended to back there. For those of you enjoying real milk this morning from great American farmers, you can thank me.

[Ace Cosby]

You are not making this any better for one person.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Ace Cosby]

What time are we leaving?

[Christy Lee]

Actually, you know what, Pat? Up here. I'm already gone. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you decided?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know yet?

[Chick McGee]

No, but let's. I want to get to. Some letters here and.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday's show was hands down the best show you guys have ever done, at least in the last 25 years. And it was a holiday for me, and I was glad as I spent most of the morning curled up on the couch in tears, laughing. That's from Darren.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

The original Darren, not the sub Darren.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly. Now, do you have. Have the story yesterday? Maybe I can find out about the lack of formal dress in our culture.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Christy went nuts about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, no, it just doesn't look nuts about it.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, obviously, there was a time, if you see a photograph of an old baseball game with Babe Ruth, everyone in the stands is wearing a coat and tie and a hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Had to have been awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Style experts say there is a reason why people do not get dressed up anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

New York Times fashion director Vanessa Friedman tackled the topic and spoke to Notre Dame professor Linda Fiszpiezevsky, who wrote the book the Lost Art of Dress. She says the phenomenon can be traced back to the 1960s, when a generation of folks began questioning the conventions of style. Damn hippies.

[Christy Lee]

Talent, sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Smelly hippies said that the attire continued to become more casual over the decades until the pandemic. And at that point, well, any pretense of a dress code was simply abandoned.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, things are a little different now. Yeah, there's the one guy in the Senate that. That wears hoodies all the time. That's kind of hard to get used to. For the most part, when you watch local newscasts, typically the men are wearing a coat and tie, although I've noticed occasionally they are not. Sometimes they'll go without a tie.

[Christy Lee]

Where did we have to go that you had to get? You. You wore a.

[Josh Arnold]

We've gone to a couple luncheon inductions.

[Christy Lee]

I. You really rear like a. Like a wild horse at having a tie.

[Josh Arnold]

I probably whined for about a week, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

So here we, dear Bob and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Show you dislike it.

[Chick McGee]

You were talking about informality at funerals. I was at a viewing. There was a girl wearing sweatpants with the word juicy on her ass. I thought, show some respect. At least go with my juiciest sympathies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that would have been nicer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there is a time and a place.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that just. That doesn't bother me.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't really.

[Josh Arnold]

The person went, yeah, but.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, the juicy on the back of the sweatpants.

[Christy Lee]

There are people who don't have a sport coat or tie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to tell the person.

[Chick McGee]

You'Re telling me this. I'll use the word woman. Doesn't have anything that doesn't have the word juicy on her ass.

[Josh Arnold]

We have no idea where she came. Where she just got came from.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe those are her favorites.

[Chick McGee]

I doubt if it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you guys.

[Chick McGee]

I doubt if it was a job.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would you spend any time judging this person?

[Christy Lee]

Them?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's what you guys do.

[Christy Lee]

And why are you looking at her butt at the funeral?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's.

[Christy Lee]

That's the only reason I go to funerals. Check out the ages on. On the mourners.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody cares. You have to want to judge that person. That's what, that's what is alarming to me.

[Christy Lee]

That has to be your biography. Tom Griswold. Look at this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm okay with that. So you think it's okay to come straight from the gym to the funeral smelly sweats.

[Josh Arnold]

If she was there and she comforted the family with her presence in any way.

[Christy Lee]

And it blew her and it felt her. Made her feel better going to the funeral? Yes, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

How about wearing a bikini?

[Josh Arnold]

Now we're getting into where would you can wear at a restaurant. This is any restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

This is what you do.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm mystified that you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty soon people be marrying trees. We do stories of that all the time.

[Christy Lee]

How did you not become a lawyer? This is the fur bearing trout look over here argument. And it has nothing to do ever mind.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just saying this is an article about. Things have become. Obviously things have become a little bit. And I'm surprised anyone even notices because everyone's just staring at their phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, we have a story about that.

[Chick McGee]

I think you could walk through an airport naked and no one would notice you because they're staring at their phones.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So we have a story about. About that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up. And I certainly am as guilty as anyone else. Not of walking through the airport naked.

[Tom Griswold]

But being on your phone staring at.

[Josh Arnold]

My phone while walking to your terminal.

[Tom Griswold]

You're on your phone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's why I love those. Man, that seems risky, those moving sidewalks. Oh no. I can get back to the Wordle archive.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you have a system for your directions when we drive to Cedar Rapids with the phone now? Because your last system was not good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you Guys went what, two hours out of your way?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, he's looking down and wow.

[Christy Lee]

God, I love this. These stories.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Pat's just upset because we had to do turn at high speed.

[Christy Lee]

The car tells you you'll never guess what you never get. What else he said this morning, I'm thinking of renting a car.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

To drive. Because my car. Which is what, an hour old.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't want to put the miles.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, that's not.

[Christy Lee]

And my front tires are some sort of.

[Chick McGee]

It depends. How many people are we riding with? Me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the weight of the car is a tank.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no. He means the type of people who.

[Tom Griswold]

Are riding in his car.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second. I hadn't realized that was my logic. You are correct.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't have God within the back.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, jerks. Calm. It's another letter. Calm down. Yesterday's show was fine, but hardly the best show ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, trust us.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Barry.

[Josh Arnold]

We appreciated the letter, but we weren't patting ourselves on the back too hard.

[Christy Lee]

I was reading it ironically, believe me.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a letter from Heather. It's her birthday today. And she goes, I don't live in Michigan, but can I get on the air? Yes. Happy birthday, Heather.

[Ace Cosby]

Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Him. Start that.

[Christy Lee]

Dear everyone, good morning. A couple weeks ago and I've not read this letter. This is my favorite thing. So if it turns out to be a bad letter, you can get mad. Okay, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning. Couple weeks ago, Tom shared knowledge with us. Knowledge that by his tone of voice was indisputable and secret, shared only with him. Albert Cubby Broccoli of James Bond movie fame was of the family who actually engineered invented the breed of plant known as broccoli. The only inaccurate part of all that is broccoli. The word started appearing in Italian texts around 17th century and the plant itself was grown cultivated around 600 BCE. I thought cubby Broccoli came up with broccoli too.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought, Christine, I looked this up like three or four years ago and we never had the heart to tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom that that was.

[Christy Lee]

His family came up with it.

[Chick McGee]

It's in the James Bond documentary.

[Christy Lee]

I thought.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought broccoli's been around so long.

[Christy Lee]

It's cubby broccoli invented broccoli. And they're. I think they youngest daughter was broccolini.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure. Isn't she. Isn't the daughter still in charge of the James Bond franchise?

[Christy Lee]

I think she might be. And those. Those movies have lost Their appeal for.

[Chick McGee]

Me, they've kind of lost the wit. They're a little serious, but. Oh, Brady, isn't that your favorite song?

[Christy Lee]

No. Mission Impossible.

[Chick McGee]

Skyfall, my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Skyfall.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing but Skyfall.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing but Sky.

[Christy Lee]

That's Star Wars. Tell me. You tell me. It's. Speaking of music, this is Brady from Nebraska. A major event was missed on yesterday's today in history. The birthday of the magnificent Juice Newton.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, we love the Juice.

[Josh Arnold]

Love Juice.

[Christy Lee]

These mistakes like this cannot persist. All the best. Love the show. I love.

[Chick McGee]

I owe you guys one.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

My kids school had a special trivia night. Yes, it was really fun, by the way. Really good. It was a fundraiser and I bet it.

[Christy Lee]

You just guys were, well, drinking and.

[Chick McGee]

Having a great time because of you.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

And that I was able to get our table the answer to the. That one of the obscure trivia questions was in fact Juice Newton.

[Christy Lee]

You can't. You can't not hear Queen of Hearts if you talk about Jews.

[Chick McGee]

It has the. It has the friends clap.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

There's clapping in there. Yeah, I always do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But. Yeah, that. Thank you. So thanks to you guys, our table.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're welcome. What did you win tickets somewhere or an imported cat from Cabo San Lucas? Yeah, a timeshare on the moon. Something reasonable, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show. You guys rock. I'm a truck driver in Blackhawk, South Dakota, followed by the phrase, yes, it is cold up here.

[Christy Lee]

I've been there.

[Chick McGee]

It's cold everywhere right now, I think. Chick, I'm sorry, but I'm a Cowboys fan. But I was hoping that you're.

[Christy Lee]

You're dead to me.

[Chick McGee]

Washington team would make it to the big game. You guys were talking about jockstraps last month. Yeah, we wore them in high school football and basketball. Evidently, boxers still wear them because Mike Tyson showed his to the world during his interview before his bout with Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right, because we got to see his buns.

[Chick McGee]

And the jockstrap famously has the straps going from the groin to the side, sort of. So there's like a V. I've never quite understood why they. They didn't have fabric back there. And you'll recall the original ones had.

[Christy Lee]

Arrows on the waistband pointing down.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

And you remember the member. We did a little research and we found that the. The people that make jock straps.

[Christy Lee]

No, I. I doubted this when you mentioned it, but apparently it's true.

[Chick McGee]

Very large male gay audience.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you had said that we all Thought it was one of your hair brained theories, but we got so many.

[Chick McGee]

Largest clientele, so many emails from gay.

[Josh Arnold]

Men saying no, no, no, no. Tom is actually right on this one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but it was the one I guess the head of one of the jock companies was. Was talking about. Was talking about that.

[Christy Lee]

So many games. And then.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, we have a request here you want me to do you want to try to wing it?

[Ace Cosby]

I'll try to win.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, perhaps you could tell them about it and I'm a little impactful.

[Chick McGee]

No, I like him to have him fresh. Good morning, beautiful Christy. The three great men and the biggest ass bag I know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you. I was getting my taxes done last night. This is from Mr. Chadwell.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chadwell.

[Chick McGee]

And there was music in the background of my accountant's office. He said, hey, is that Gordon Lightfoot? Oh, geez. My tax guy turned it up.

[Christy Lee]

No, we can't do that.

[Chick McGee]

All I could hear was Pat singing his Gordon Lightfoot tribute.

[Christy Lee]

We'll be right back.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I told Chick's kangaroo joke to my family and all I got were crickets. My 13 year old shook his head and walked away.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave them. Leave them.

[Chick McGee]

What's your kangaroo joke?

[Christy Lee]

I can't eat kangaroo. It makes me jumpy. You want to know that one?

[Chick McGee]

Well, when you deliver it like that.

[Christy Lee]

Or anything that crickets, frogs, any of your leaping.

[Chick McGee]

Ella Fitzgerald, of course. One of, one of the greats. One of the great jazz vocalists certainly of the 20th century. And when we come back, you'll have your tribute ready. Okay? But right now, Chick Magee's over there feeling safe and secure.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have some exciting things in the world of news that would include Bigfoot and naked yoga.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

It's in the same story.

[Tom Griswold]

It's finally happening in the same story.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, why do they get dressed at this point anyway? I mean, it's all hot yoga.

[Tom Griswold]

My God.

[Chick McGee]

One of my favorite commercials in the super bowl, they had those air cannons, remember where they were shooting the Bud Light cans?

[Josh Arnold]

How could we forget?

[Chick McGee]

We have. Well, then there are folks that actually watch the game. Josh. Some hundred and thirty million. We have air cannons and crime news today, which is extraordinarily exciting. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Rob and Tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

Toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

No one knows music like Rolling Stone.

[Josh Arnold]

Senior writer Brian Hyatt talks the biggest.

[Chick McGee]

Music news from the biggest stars.

[Ali Breen]

Almost everyone is teaming up on Drake.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like Drake versus the world.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You first met Prince. You were driving for him before you were drumming for him. That's correct.

[Ace Cosby]

Stevie Wonder, you kind of have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Understand how Stevie began white radio.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where the money was.

[Chick McGee]

Was. That's what still is.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying?

[Chick McGee]

Rolling Stone music.

[Josh Arnold]

Now follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

What is up? Tail later.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, it's hump day, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Christy and Josh Arnold. Pat. God, Pat's got a song right now. We were talking about my request.

[Chick McGee]

The guy was a guy was.

[Christy Lee]

Let's get it over.

[Chick McGee]

Already doing his taxes. Good for you, sir.

[Christy Lee]

My taxes are done.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, emailed him down out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Taxes. Come get it, blood.

[Christy Lee]

All my Christmas shopping's done.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Chadwell, while doing his taxes, his accountant's office. Apparently the music was on and a, a Gordon Lightfoot song came on. And all he could think about was not the actual serious message of the Gordon Lightfoot song, the tribute to the great crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald. All he could think of was, well, something else. And Pat, you want to favor us.

[Ace Cosby]

With a tune, would you do the setup? I don't have the energy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh, no, no. Well, I think it's a tribute to one of the greats in the world of jazz vocals.

[Ace Cosby]

Down below. Like the ship we all know.

[Chick McGee]

Now. You have to start over. They've ruined it the other day. You can't. They can't hear the punchline.

[Ace Cosby]

There's no punchline.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even know what's funny, actually. I jumped. I jump. You didn't start it off right either. There was a word missing.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Ace Cosby]

There was no words missing.

[Josh Arnold]

He was actually Tom, do you remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Rewind.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember? You had Pat do this at our last live show. And the crowd went berserk. They were so happy.

[Christy Lee]

They went nuts.

[Ace Cosby]

Because it's beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

It sits down below like the ship we all know. The rectum of Ella Fitzgerald.

[Tom Griswold]

Just disgusting.

[Ace Cosby]

She'd scat when she sang and her bottom would bang. A disaster when the winds would come.

[Josh Arnold]

Early flatulence reference.

[Ace Cosby]

I think the Fitzgerald family emailed me. Said stop singing about pore Ella's rectum. Said, I'll do my best, but Tom has a request and it's very hard to reject him. A doctor had said would always turn his head when performing her colon procedure.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Very important to get a colonoscopy to me.

[Ace Cosby]

There's polyps and corn. Lou Armstrong's horn. The rectum of Ella suggesting it's somehow.

[Chick McGee]

Vast that it can fit the cornet.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we get that.

[Chick McGee]

Look at this.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Really appreciate that.

[Ace Cosby]

We're ship's horn at the end there.

[Chick McGee]

Going through our Going through.

[Josh Arnold]

That's when form meets function. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, the letter we had disputing the. The Broccoli family.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is in fact contested by some. But the Broccoli family does contend this.

[Christy Lee]

Is one of those where Tom was.

[Tom Griswold]

So certain he spent all break looking at that up.

[Christy Lee]

The door's been open for Tom to never be wrong. I'm just saying he will find something on the Internet verifying that whatever you guys read about 600 BC and saying.

[Chick McGee]

Broccoli cubby Broccoli's family can that he was. Is descended from the original.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's way too broccoli. They did not.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's way different.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I believe that.

[Chick McGee]

So the Broccoli family. They claim they invented broccoli and it is disputed. I'm just saying if you google James Bond and broccoli, there's many articles and Ms. Broccoli still is. Now, have you been to the James Bond movie recently?

[Tom Griswold]

I Have not.

[Christy Lee]

I made the mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

The last one I thought. I think I saw was Skyfall.

[Josh Arnold]

I still haven't seen the very last Daniel Craig. I need to watch it.

[Christy Lee]

The one with the bad guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad guy has a. Yeah, I haven't seen that one.

[Christy Lee]

They call him the Eye or something. Spoiler alert. A giant eye.

[Ace Cosby]

We're not spoiling anything.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, gone are the days of, you know, clever names, subtle names, like Galore. I've always wondered how that got by the sensors.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, let alone Octopussy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, you have to wonder what. What didn't make it.

[Josh Arnold]

Clinty Hunt. If you remember, we talked about her yesterday. A 25 hour callb.

[Christy Lee]

Here's another letter.

[Chick McGee]

And the this time, the bad guy organization is known as Gash Stravaganza.

[Christy Lee]

You said gash.

[Chick McGee]

He did. I'm just saying, the lack of subtlety of Ian Fleming. I.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yes?

[Christy Lee]

You're the best.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Jim, my mom. Oh, nope, I'm with T. And I'm with you on needing to see pictures of meals on menus.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

When I don't know what a menu item is and I don't know what to order, I find myself feeling pressured. I'm on the clock. It makes me uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

Menu pressure is a real thing we've talked about.

[Christy Lee]

So I Google the item and look at images. Ideally, he says, I'd like to see someone else in the restaurant eating something that looks good to me.

[Chick McGee]

I do that all the time.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I order.

[Chick McGee]

So what's over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

And you enter, interrupt whoever's eating. What. Hey, excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

He asked for a bite.

[Chick McGee]

Can I have one of those fries? They look pretty good, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Tubbs, if you put the fork down for one second so I can ask you a question. Yeah, what is that you're shoving into your pie?

[Christy Lee]

The sparks are coming off your fork.

[Chick McGee]

I am not a fan of the following.

[Tom Griswold]

What is.

[Chick McGee]

You go to restaurants and they have that bark. What's it called? The code thing.

[Tom Griswold]

QR code.

[Chick McGee]

The QR code. Oh, yeah. So now everyone has to get on their phone at the restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

It made sense during COVID Yeah, it did make sense. Well, when we all thought you could.

[Christy Lee]

But you don't look at the menu anyway. Consequently, you wouldn't look at the QR code.

[Chick McGee]

I just. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like that.

[Chick McGee]

If you're gonna. If you're gonna go about that, then at least put pictures of the food. I think it's a smart idea. Even elegant restaurants in Japan do that. So they're ahead of us.

[Christy Lee]

I ordered, I tried to get a picture. I went to the Mexican restaurant over here and I said, hey, oh, this looks good. The picture on then. Yeah, I'll have that. And he goes, yes, that does look good. We don't have it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a whole different ball game.

[Christy Lee]

That certainly was.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not fair.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

BBB time.

[Christy Lee]

It's bait and switching.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's BBB time?

[Josh Arnold]

Better Business bureau.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay, now it's time to move forward here with some sporting news. Do you have anything interesting over there?

[Christy Lee]

Nope. Hey, Tom, the photo of you in the cowboy hat. A dead ringer for a wanted poster. How have we not had done that yet?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, the old time he wanted poster done.

[Ace Cosby]

Forget Kevin. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, I was at this hat store while skiing and I did not get the hat. I, I. Kelly was getting a hat. I tried it on at everyone's insistence.

[Josh Arnold]

Looked pretty good, man.

[Ace Cosby]

It looked good. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How did you describe it?

[Josh Arnold]

I look like killers of the flower moon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I look like one of the bad guys. And making sure they buried. They buried the body of the.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to the train station now that this guy kind of looked like Jack Palance.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I wouldn't mess with that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Look at those glorious magnificent sign.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly where you're going, chicky.

[Josh Arnold]

Like I said, Tom, if no one knew you and you just walked by them, they wouldn't question that at all. It looks very natural.

[Christy Lee]

However, now that I'm looking at it and I'm reading this letter. Hey, Tom, that's a beautiful hat, but I think it's on backwards.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not.

[Christy Lee]

I think it might be.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not on backwards.

[Christy Lee]

It thins out in the back.

[Chick McGee]

The lady that sells the hats put that on you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't think that's the lady.

[Christy Lee]

That sells the hats was working in the coffee store last week.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, what color hat did Kelly get?

[Chick McGee]

Kind of a beige. Ish. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I try trust her millinery skills.

[Chick McGee]

Now, see, Josh, I. I asked her. I, I was, I was in the store and again, there's a line to get in this store. Yeah, it's like Studio 54 in the mid, mid to late 70s.

[Christy Lee]

What's it called? Snooties?

[Chick McGee]

It's called Chemo Sabi.

[Tom Griswold]

Sabi.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

And the.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's called Chemo Sabi yes, they.

[Tom Griswold]

Get away with that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm sure judging by the prices of the hats, they're, they're barrel of attorneys have been able to do they.

[Christy Lee]

Have papoose the baby store.

[Chick McGee]

Is that around the world. They, they do have, they do have hats for the youngsters.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh sure, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But yeah, it was a very interesting place.

[Josh Arnold]

But you were talking to her about something in particular.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I, and I said, do you know what they call. I couldn't think of the words. You know what they call hat makers and think. And she goes, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And then I. So then I, I forgot and I googled it. It is in fact a mil. Miller.

[Josh Arnold]

Miller.

[Chick McGee]

You think a milliner would be cutting trees at a mill?

[Josh Arnold]

That would be a miller.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go. Hat blue or like. Or a hatter. You have the mad hatter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that just an optional word?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a milliner in our family. Clem.

[Josh Arnold]

Clem the milliner.

[Tom Griswold]

Uncle Clem. Yes. And he had a great jewelry collection, if you know what I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, usually someone named. Usually someone named Uncle Clem.

[Christy Lee]

This is on a list.

[Chick McGee]

Funny, he never live in the country.

[Ace Cosby]

He never married.

[Christy Lee]

Clem dressed like a woman most of the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

It had to be her on him.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day.

[Christy Lee]

Back in the forties when she was. When he called me Clim Cli m instead of.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Coming up, we have nude yoga.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta go have a hat.

[Chick McGee]

We have an air cannon and we have an old. This is kind of interesting. An old police docket from Casper, Wyoming. Speaking of wearing cowboy hats.

[Christy Lee]

Casper the ghost was killed. Casper the Kid, of course, before he became.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Add to or can continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you about real soon.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, how are you?

[Christy Lee]

That's good looking flannel over there. I like that one. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Very, very, very autumn. Very autumnal. Very winter like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it feels like a deep winter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need. Fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Auto Parts. Hear what I did there with you guys?

[Josh Arnold]

Know, we often say the dog days of service.

[Tom Griswold]

Summer, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It's getting, you know, summer's been going on for a little bit. It gets real hot. What do you. What. What about the winter? What. What days do you have?

[Christy Lee]

Elk days.

[Josh Arnold]

Elk days.

[Christy Lee]

Elk days.

[Tom Griswold]

Cold as. Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Wolves.

[Josh Arnold]

You get the wolves days.

[Christy Lee]

Which is part of a witch's anatomy and a.

[Chick McGee]

Boob now. Coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I don't know what the answer is.

[Christy Lee]

Once again, though, they do have what used to be Sky Mall magazine. I'm sure you can find it somewhere. They have something you. You put out, you can put outside. It's a monkey with balls. And it would get to a certain temperature. It drops into a little push.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, classic.

[Josh Arnold]

Completely unnecessary.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what. Sky Mall's great.

[Christy Lee]

And it was like $99 or something. And it sits majestic, you know, my backyard. That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who buys that new money? That's a lottery winner.

[Christy Lee]

I have to buy with.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Very good. Yeah. Someone who's had six of those little bourbons. I know this is. I'm gonna get this. I'll get two. I'll give one.

[Christy Lee]

But how do. What's the technology behind the balls dropping at a certain temperature? That's.

[Josh Arnold]

There is science behind it. Somebody took the time.

[Christy Lee]

It's fascinating. No. 30, 31 degrees. Clank. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Can you set it for various temperatures?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope so.

[Christy Lee]

It's 99.

[Chick McGee]

How does it work? Also in Celsius, is there an adjustable meter?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, climb up, not drop down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Testicles will get close to the body to maintain some.

[Christy Lee]

Well, not on a brass monkey. Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

They drop right off.

[Chick McGee]

Were we doing sports? I'm sorry, I. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It is my turn, I guess, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I have a cowboy hat story real quick. We've been discussing cowboy hats. Tom tried one on and rave reviews for the most part.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Overwhelmingly popular.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh writes in from Calais for an ia he says, hello, jerk wads. And Christie, My grandpa always wore a cowboy hat. He had a cowboy hat holder on the roof of his truck which holds the hat upside down by a spring loaded wire. And he says he would. He wouldn't always drive without his hat on, though. So he cut the headrest off his seat so the back of his hat wouldn't hit it. Now that's a cowboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is.

[Chick McGee]

Remember what I said yesterday was, I wonder if. If. If that's One of the reasons a lot of people have a pickup truck, because they have more room. I. I'm not sure if I could. If I could sit in my car, if. With a cowboy hat, if it would hit the ceiling. But. Yeah, that's. But that's also true. You're going to have that headrest in the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. So he went the hell with that thing. I want my hat on. That's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Did he have to take a hangsaw?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be a really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I'm sure it wasn't a modern truck where you can just easily remove the headrest.

[Chick McGee]

Can you remove the headrest from a modern truck?

[Josh Arnold]

From a lot of modern cars, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a little slide.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you can in your car.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

All the way out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised that's legal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think all of the headrests do that.

[Christy Lee]

There's a little tab that you squeeze and then pull up.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're not surprised.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I've. I. Currently my. Remember, you have my dashboard in my car. Currently. Someone hit the wrong button and I can't.

[Christy Lee]

Someone hit the wrong button.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't. What? See it? What? It.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's got all the wrong information.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not the right menu.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's spewing information I don't want.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what?

[Chick McGee]

I'm driving over to dealership today to have him get it back to normal. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I had that happen when I got my oil change. They changed the menu on me and I just said, hey. Oh, hey. I like the other menu. Can you show me how to change it back? And he did.

[Chick McGee]

So it was the worst thing is I picked up my car once and they had turned off that gizmo that tells you there's someone next to you coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That thing in the mirror that flashes. Well, I didn't know they turned it off until the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys like those?

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate those.

[Chick McGee]

The blind. The blind spot, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can check.

[Christy Lee]

You're not supposed to.

[Ace Cosby]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

I think it says on the screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't just rely on that.

[Christy Lee]

Totally rely on that tomorrow. It's not the car's fault you almost T boned somebody.

[Chick McGee]

No, but they turned it off.

[Christy Lee]

The thing.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was on. This is why I don't like other people driving or touching my car.

[Josh Arnold]

The next time I buy a car, I'm going to go shut everything off. All of it. In fact, I wonder if I can just get it without all that stuff and save like 200 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Why isn't there a luddites dealership?

[Christy Lee]

You want to. They should come out with a car called the jitterbug.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Like they do the.

[Josh Arnold]

They really should.

[Christy Lee]

The jitterbug phone just. You could make phone calls. And the jitterbug car. You started with a key.

[Chick McGee]

I'd. One that doesn't have a passenger seat in the front. Now just has like a stuff for organ organizing. My stuff. And then there'd be a glass screen behind me so a certain person couldn't. Now they. Well, now they're actually backseat driving. I don't know why they call it that.

[Tom Griswold]

These are on.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

But once again, if you were a better driver.

[Chick McGee]

I'm an excellent driver.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm an excellent driver. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Excellent driver.

[Chick McGee]

He went the wrong way when we went to Charleston.

[Ace Cosby]

We were on the wrong way.

[Christy Lee]

I can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But he didn't get into a wreck. He went the wrong way at a nice speed.

[Chick McGee]

I blinked my flashers so the oncoming guy in the proper area would get out of my way.

[Christy Lee]

Let me ask you something. If you're driving down the. Driving down the road and the guy in front of you slams on his brakes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you hit him in the rear end. Whose fault is it?

[Chick McGee]

It's your fault.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have to be far back.

[Christy Lee]

Far enough back even. You would say it was my fault. You would say.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You have to stay. You have to gauge the distance. How long does it take to stop at this?

[Christy Lee]

That's surprising. I didn't. You'd.

[Chick McGee]

I. I've been hit from the rear several times. I've never hit anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll see that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have it set on your car so that you. You automatically stay a car?

[Chick McGee]

I don't tailgate people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, you have to drive above 30.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Miles an hour.

[Josh Arnold]

That's saying he's a speed dude.

[Ace Cosby]

Everything's changed now. I don't know what happened.

[Chick McGee]

My car has a setting. It. It can't go slow now.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't doubt it. I have special video just for you before we get to sports. Yesterday I. I stumbled across this. An ice cream manufacturing plant. I saw it. I thought it was interesting. And I hope you will think it's interesting too. Hoffy, go ahead and run that video. This is a Neapolitan ice cream manufacturing plant. This is how they make Neapolitan ice Cream. Now, it comes out from a square tube, and it goes right into the container. And the worker puts it in the box, puts a lid on it, and off it goes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's already layered perfectly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It comes out chocolate, vanilla, strawberry.

[Ace Cosby]

Imagine that's your job.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that amazing?

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly what I was thinking. Imagine if that was your job 12 hours a day.

[Chick McGee]

Do they ever mix it up and go, chocolate, strawberry, vanilla?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of.

[Josh Arnold]

You can do that once, then you hit the bricks, pal.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Not around here.

[Christy Lee]

They have signs in there. Nine days so far of no more mistakes.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody mucked with the recipe.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, are you a fan of the Neapolitan ice cream?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. In what order do you eat the ice cream?

[Josh Arnold]

My order is vanilla first.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's my favorite of the flavors, and I don't want it tainted by the other flavors. And then I go strawberry because it's my least favorite of the three. I still like it. So it's sandwiched in the middle there. And then I close strong with the chocolate.

[Chick McGee]

Ah. Oh, very good. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

You saved the best in for last.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't mix.

[Josh Arnold]

No, my, my. The best for me is the vanilla butt. It's a strong closer.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't do a scrape across and have a bite of each, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's madness. Christy.

[Chick McGee]

Mad.

[Christy Lee]

That's like tutti fruity or something. Wonderful fruity ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's chaos.

[Chick McGee]

So you. You like mixing them up, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I think that's the whole point of having Neapolitan ice.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you may be right.

[Chick McGee]

Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, probably you're not supposed to eat them one at a time.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't think you're supposed to. You can. That's the one. That's the beauty of Neapolitan.

[Christy Lee]

Have it your way.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think. I think it was said, best in song.

[Ace Cosby]

Got to keep them separated.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Ideally, I never have a bowl of one ice cream. It's two scoops of two different ice creams.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

You are a mixer in many things in your life.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am everything. I. My dad taught me me that to mix everything up.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, for those in the know.

[Chick McGee]

A little dei.

[Ace Cosby]

Mix me another one up, will you?

[Josh Arnold]

All I needed was the strawberry.

[Christy Lee]

That's really funny. That's funnier than anything Mark Russell ever wrote.

[Chick McGee]

I had. Wait a second. I might. I want to get this straight here, because I mix cereals.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You mix sodas, Honey Nut Cheerios?

[Josh Arnold]

I did as a kid.

[Ace Cosby]

I read that.

[Christy Lee]

I do not mix sodas. No, it's Diet Pepsi all the way to end of story.

[Chick McGee]

I was a kid, I wanted everything separate on the plate. Corn goes here, meatloaf here.

[Christy Lee]

And there was over here, Tom's. Honey, Tom's crying again. His hot dog's touching his macaroni and cheese.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly correct. Now I have one of the few ways I've become a better person. It's okay now. If the hot dog touches the m. Yes, that's gross. But there was a time that everybody do when you're little.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you talk to him, please?

[Ace Cosby]

My son is still like that. Like you. Yeah, he doesn't want things.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad would gross us out because he didn't care what mixed on the plate. He would say the same thing every time. It all goes to the same place. But it's one thing if your peas get in your mashed potatoes, dad. It's another when your spaghetti is mixed with applesauce.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, see, that's. That's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not discriminating at all.

[Christy Lee]

Give me a big bowl in there.

[Chick McGee]

I like my salad on a. In a bowl, not on the same plate.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree with that.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But yeah, I know a very fine musician friend of mine who as a, as an adult, nothing could touch.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Still.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I know who you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

We know who you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

So you know, and you know what I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Raycon earbuds. That's right. Right. They are perfect. The perfect partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, if those touch, your head is too narrow.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. You know, sometimes people say I, I can't stand the interruptions on your show. Rarely do I go, I know, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

And you know, Raycons have been updated, he said, soldiering on 32 hour battery life and multi point connectivity that let you pair two devices at once. And Raycon has a quick charge phone function. I don't know how they do this, but just 10 minutes of charging, you get 90 minutes of battery. And they also come with active noise cancellation starting at just half the price as other premium audio everyday earbuds. Raycon's also available in a variety of vibrant colors, like limited edition colors as well like rose gold. And those are almost sold out. You might want to check that out if you want that color and if you don't love them. By the way, raycon has a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. Go to buyraycon.com tom right now and we got a deal for you. Get up to 20% off site wide. 20% off everything on Raycon's website, including 20% off all headphones. Go to buyraycon.com Tom. That's buyraycon.com Tom. Do we have that picture of. Of the basketball player? I'm going to tease it. We're going to come back with this. A college basketball player last night. We're talking about cowboy hats. He was having his press conference conference and he showed up with this picture. He's.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have the picture in a minute after.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we'll come right back. It's a cow cowboy hat.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, if you're planning on doing a trip via air soon, I'm a big fan, of course, of flying and I recommend the Raycon earbuds so you won't have to listen to Kenny Tarmac, who, who was sitting behind me recently on. I mean, I. I wish I could have recorded. This guy was unbelievable. Kenny lives in our hearts, that's for sure. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like. I like this.

[Christy Lee]

This is the classical music hour.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta take a Quaalude during the break. Let's wake up.

[Ace Cosby]

We all did J.

[Christy Lee]

What did this. This sounds like another song. What song am I thinking of?

[Chick McGee]

What did he take? Amphetamine.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what he's thinking.

[Christy Lee]

We have a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Could we get the introductions in?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's Christy and there's Pat and Josh Arnold. Jess Hooker joins us.

[I]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she's thrilled to be here.

[Ace Cosby]

The energy.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say you look really nice and that red flannel, but this.

[Christy Lee]

Is the defeated voice of someone who has to ride somewhere with Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're riding with Tom on the road.

[I]

Tom and Pat tomorrow. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I pity you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy.

[I]

I'm gonna take a drama. Mean.

[Ace Cosby]

Where do you see this show with him driving?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm.

[I]

I trust him.

[Christy Lee]

He's.

[I]

He's a dad. He can drive.

[Christy Lee]

No, he can't.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he can't.

[Christy Lee]

No, he thinks he can. Which only makes it worse.

[Ace Cosby]

He looks at his phone.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Tom, you are such a hypocrite.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Of course, earlier this morning you said, you know, I'd like a car without a passenger seat. Is that possible? And then earlier, though, Tom says, you know, when I Uber, I like to ride in the front seat.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly Right.

[Chick McGee]

That's true. It's not being a hypocrite. I'm in an Uber passenger seat or not. No, when you Uber, I want to see what's going on.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but you sit in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

You can see from the back seat.

[Christy Lee]

Give them a thrill, set up front.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you been told?

[Chick McGee]

No, rarely. Well, the other thing is, typically, if I'm Ubering, it's happened. If I'm Ubering, I've got, you know, other people with me, and that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

But you will. If it's just you, you'll still sit in the passenger seat, or prefer to.

[Chick McGee]

I had to Uber in here. What is it? Two weeks ago. Because I couldn't drive because of that surgery. So, yeah, I sat in the front seat 20 twice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you had that heart procedure. They. They put one in.

[Chick McGee]

Wait, that joke's really getting old.

[Ace Cosby]

I enjoy it every time.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Celebrating its 35th year. Let's do some sports. The general manager of the United States team, his name and hockey Bill Garrett has said that they're going to have a special guest. Their fingers are crossed. Four nations face off. Hockey championship game between United States and Canada. Canada. President Trump is indeed making plans to show up Thursday night in Boston.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

For this.

[Chick McGee]

This hockey match, we just did the Daytona 500. He did the Super Bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter who the President is, this is when the stadium workers go, oh, man. Now we got to come in eight hours early.

[Tom Griswold]

We got to go through all the security checks.

[Josh Arnold]

I just want to sell pretzels.

[Christy Lee]

Were we in the Bahamas? Did Gore fly to the Bahamas?

[Chick McGee]

At Las Vegas. Vegas.

[Christy Lee]

Las Vegas. We got delays.

[Chick McGee]

We were sitting on the tarmac.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

It seemed endlessly. And finally they came over and said, we're sitting here because the Vice President's plane is landing. And I'm thinking to myself, wow, I'm sure back in 62, Lee Oswald was sitting at a tarmac going, you know, if the President's plane were to land 10,000 yards from here, I could knock out the window of this airplane and take a shot at him.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. Fascinating theory.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's ridiculous. Us?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they got to do what they proper security.

[Christy Lee]

You're talking about breaking the law, pal.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm saying I think it was a little ridiculous for us to have to sit on the tarmac in Vegas for two hours. The vice President's plane might be flying in.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. You don't want to go out there. You don't want to mess with the Secret Service.

[Josh Arnold]

I'VE been stuck on a highway because the. The. Whatever the prez was driving.

[I]

Motorcade.

[Josh Arnold]

Motorcade. Thank you.

[Ace Cosby]

You're turning into Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what happens when you stay there long enough.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of contagious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was once driving between Columbus and Cleveland on the interstate, and I suddenly noticed there was no traffic southbound. Nothing. But this is weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Were there people? Because I noticed that. And then I noticed people, like, on over.

[Chick McGee]

And then I saw that I saw on the overpasses. And then I saw the two buses go by. The three. The two buses. About like 10 suburbans with sirens and cops. And then the two buses went by and it was Obama's campaign buses.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so he. Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was during the election. He'd been in Cleveland for some funeral of some political person.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Mine was for Obama when he was in. He was president, but he was in St. Louis for something.

[Chick McGee]

But they had the two identical buses. So I guess in theory you couldn't tell which one he was in. And there were cops everywhere. So smart. But I mean, Trump went to the super bowl and he went to the Daytona 500. So now the hockey thing, kind of good for hockey. Give it some publicity. But you were saying, Josh? It's hard to find it on tv.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a little bit of trouble. It took me a little bit. And, you know.

[Christy Lee]

And the first match between the United States and Canada. Face off. The start of a hockey game, the referee skates out, has the puck, throws it down, and these guys, you start skating. It's like the kickoff, only it's called the Face Off.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

And oddly enough, someone, one of the USA guys, tried to take the face off the Canadian guy. They started fighting immediately. Like 2.

[Chick McGee]

The booing with the national anthem.

[Christy Lee]

Booing during the national anthem? No, something about tariffs. I'm not sure what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's the 51st day thing. That's my guess. I. Will they play the Canadian national anthem?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Ali Breen]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Play both.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have to.

[Chick McGee]

But I think the classy American fans will still applaud, I hope.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

You would hope so. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It'll show some class.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Show some effing class.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, seriously.

[Josh Arnold]

And they can get passionate.

[Chick McGee]

So see, if if were in Philadelphia, I. I think the president. The president might, just might go. You know something? I think I won't go.

[Christy Lee]

Boston can be a little dicey as well. Last night, Mississippi State 70, Texas A&M 54. Last night, some somewhat of an upset. Texas A and M ranks seventh. Mississippi State ranked 21st.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what.

[Christy Lee]

Texas A M Mining. I believe the.

[Chick McGee]

Christy the eighth.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Farming.

[Chick McGee]

It's for. It's a. Texas A&M AG. As opposed to Texas F and M, of course. Which is frequency modulation. That's back to you, chick.

[Christy Lee]

No static at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Amplitude.

[Chick McGee]

I love that steely dance.

[Christy Lee]

Not. There it is. Anyway, his name is Claudell Harris. He had 15 points last night for Mississippi State. And this is how he showed up at his press conference last night. There he is.

[Chick McGee]

I was one of those gigantic foam cowboy hats.

[Christy Lee]

Foam cowboy.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right, too. They are wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't they wonderful?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that. I like those better than the. The big. The baseball caps that became popular only recently. That are like five times.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. I want you to leave that photograph up there.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Ms. Hooker, we had a story yesterday about the lack of formality in. In the sort of contemporary culture in which people will wear a T shirt to a funeral and that sort of thing.

[I]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And Josh is fully in favor of that. I think you should so show some respect. There are times still.

[Josh Arnold]

Show respect. What you wear doesn't matter.

[Chick McGee]

You walk in with a T shirt that says, I'm with stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

I would not do that.

[Christy Lee]

Somebody doing it. Somebody sent a letter to us that someone showed up at a funeral. She had juicy sweatpants on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. At the call.

[I]

But if it's appropriate for the deceased, maybe that was her favorite brand.

[Chick McGee]

So would you wear. Would you wear that hat to the funeral? I mean.

[I]

No, no, no. Funeral hat. But it's not like that.

[Chick McGee]

A funeral hat. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Specifically funeral hat.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know you were black.

[I]

No, I'm Italian.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Culturally. Many similarities.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Funeral hat. I've never heard of such a thing.

[I]

Hat that, like, falls down just enough to cover your eyes. Eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But it's tasteful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

My uncle passed away. Everybody was in Disney stuff because he loved Disney so much.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine. I mean, I get that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I've ever seen it.

[Christy Lee]

I went dressed as Mickey. Remember that?

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't see it.

[Christy Lee]

Went too soon. Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Keep on shooting.

[Josh Arnold]

We liked it.

[Christy Lee]

I never worked so hard in my life. I have a follow up to Claudell Harris. Scored 15 points for Mississippi State. He's wearing the foam. Giant foam. Yes. Cowboy hat. If your name was Claudell, would you name your daughter Claudia?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You would.

[Chick McGee]

Not Claudette.

[Christy Lee]

Either one.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

How far do you take it? If you're a guy and you have like, Willem. William, would you name your daughter Billy? One of those things you like that you could.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. What is the. I don't understand. What is the tradition that you. Of a woman naming a female male baby after.

[Tom Griswold]

After her?

[Christy Lee]

And why don't they have women?

[Chick McGee]

Is there.

[I]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is there such a thing?

[Tom Griswold]

There is such a thing. I'm sure. But I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Is the.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they'll give the middle name.

[Josh Arnold]

Women are for having the babies, not naming them.

[Chick McGee]

But I mean, is there such a thing as a. As a. Like a Christy Jr?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think so.

[I]

I don't know what you call it. If it's. If you carry on your mother's name. I don't think it has a name, does it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so, no.

[Chick McGee]

And Pat, are all the boys in your family, do they all have the same first name or the same middle name or something?

[Ace Cosby]

No, but my dad, my grandfather, myself and my son were Joseph, Joseph, Aloysius, Joseph, Gerald, Joseph, Patrick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So he's not. He's not.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not juniors or Joseph iv.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no, no.

[I]

But you all go by your middle.

[Ace Cosby]

We all go by our middle name. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What about your egomaniacs?

[Ace Cosby]

It's a weird tradition.

[I]

I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I know a guy named Trust Trey because he's the third.

[I]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

And then.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I don't believe? You know a guy named Trey. I know. That's too white.

[Chick McGee]

Even better, I know a guy named Ivy. I believe, because he was the fourth.

[Ace Cosby]

I believe that he was out of your league though.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

So, Chick, you don't think I have friends that have pretentious families and parents? Where have you been?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. Trey. Trey sounds someone.

[Chick McGee]

It's a nickname sometimes for someone who was the third.

[Christy Lee]

I understand. What case?

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised your parents were able to spell. Okay, back to you.

[Tom Griswold]

My goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Surprised you?

[Christy Lee]

My mother stopped education in the eighth grade. It's a matter of public knowledge.

[Josh Arnold]

Bit of a dum dum.

[Christy Lee]

However, she did have dark hair right up to.

[Ace Cosby]

Come on, do it.

[Christy Lee]

The Day I killed. That was for off air. And there. Was there. No need to laugh at that. No need at all. Where was I? I had something else. Oh, Kyrie Irving. You guys know who Kyrie is? Yes. Plays for the Dallas Mavericks.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a drink named Oving.

[Christy Lee]

Kyrie Irving, the Grasshopper. That's right. Well, he's told reporters he took advantage of the All Star weekend in San Francisco, that he is going to play for Australia for the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he Australian?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Irving was born and Melbourne Trader while his dad. Thank you. His father played for the bullying boomers of the now defunct Southeast Australian Basketball League. And Kyrie holds Australian citizenship.

[Chick McGee]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

I say love it or leave it, Kyrie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

You get back to Australia. At least New Zealand. You get out of my country. No, no, nothing. No traction here.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No. We need you.

[Christy Lee]

That's all I had. I thought you were going to jump in.

[Josh Arnold]

He turned her. You know what he did share my giving us the high hat.

[Christy Lee]

He did give us. Yeah. Turning his back. Athletes running in a race in Glasgow were sent in the wrong direction after a prankster alerted the or altered the course's signs.

[Chick McGee]

I'm surprised this doesn't happen all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of times they painted on the street so that. That can't happen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but if it rains or if it goes through the woods. As a former cross country runner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Every once in a while.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. You were quite the athlete as a woodworker in concert. You know what I like to do is the other sports use this for punishment. Yeah, I'm going to. That is going to be a cross country.

[Chick McGee]

That is absolutely true.

[Josh Arnold]

It is true. Cross country.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's this. There's the soccer team. They have fun. They play with the ball. And every once in a while, they have to run around the field five times at the end of practice.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a great idea for a new sport. Why not have a ball that all the cross country guys had to kick all the way across until the finish line?

[Ace Cosby]

Why did you do that? That is the most painful spot.

[Josh Arnold]

That's grueling. Now if you mouth off to your coach and cross country practice. Hey, go over there and play soccer.

[Christy Lee]

For a minute because he's not going to say take a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, practice was. What are we going to do today, coach? Run, huh? Okay. That sounds like fun.

[Christy Lee]

According to reports, participants in a race called Castle Milk Woodlands were sent down the wrong path by a member of the public posing to be a race official. These pranksters fussed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They buried arrow signs meant to keep runners on the right track and change the direction of the route with another sign.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they've never laughed so hard.

[Chick McGee]

At the end, they passed out bumper stickers that just said 21.4. You see, instead of the I was the one laughing. See the way this works, folks? Marathon runners have a bumper sticker. Never mind what they didn't do, though, was the classic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and I think I have.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't the classic be the Bugs Bunny or the, or the Roadrunner thing where.

[Christy Lee]

You, oh, you paint a whole, you.

[Chick McGee]

Paint a perfect tunnel in a big stone wall. And these guys, Guys, real talk. They're really running hard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of. It's raining. They can't focus. And these, you see these guys slamming into a beer like the first three.

[Christy Lee]

Unless the coyote or unless the roadrunner shows up, then they go right into the tunnel.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

To me, that is one of the greatest jokes in the history of comedy.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, the Roadrunner can run right through it. And then the coyote looks up going, what the hell just happened? That he tries to run through it. It's still a stone wall. Oh, my God. That's classic.

[Christy Lee]

We have a Guinness World Record coming up. And I believe that Josh is going to lose his mind. Okay. And I'm looking forward to.

[Chick McGee]

It would have been funny if they'd have the, the signs. Take the, take the guys in this thing. Like, all of a sudden they're running through a car wash. What the hell? Then, then into Target, through a disco.

[Josh Arnold]

And as they cross the disco floor, they kind of have to dance.

[Christy Lee]

This is all good.

[Chick McGee]

Also coming up, we have nude yoga.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And then a new, New yoga. Nude, Sorry, Naked.

[Chick McGee]

And then we had this story several years ago. It's still on the they. This is believed to be the longest burning, still burning light bulb.

[Christy Lee]

That's the story that Josh is gonna lose his mind about.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was.

[Christy Lee]

How you crafted out.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course he did.

[Chick McGee]

It was in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a world record.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. Okay, how about this one? Coming up, we have, we have something involving genitalia. You'll be very pleased. All right. It may involve a camera.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it the world's longest burning genitalia?

[Christy Lee]

This is the go. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I, I, I'm just savoring how much I love that joke. Josh, thank you very much. Much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we are not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Josh isn't wearing any. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Welcome back. That's right. We win awards. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

While.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it has been a while. Be honest. There's Christy Lee, there's Pat Godwin, and there's Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Has it been since I got here.

[Christy Lee]

When Josh and I got Here if I had to.

[Chick McGee]

I just put. I just put that together.

[Josh Arnold]

Am I the Ted McKinley of the.

[Christy Lee]

Mom and Tom shell jumping some kind of shark? There's Ace Cosby. I said there's Ace Cosby. And the joke of the day. I'm Chick. Here's Tom. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, that sounded like a request to me. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

For the legendary Ace Cosby. Okay, I. Ace, I hope you're ready because.

[Tom Griswold]

Here.

[I]

He is with his joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Ace? Geography. Oh, geography. That. Oh, geography, geography, geography. What state is below Tennessee? What state is below Tennessee? I don't know. Ace, what state is below Tennessee?

[Josh Arnold]

Ninenessee.

[Christy Lee]

Ninenessee.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what's worse. Seeing them coming like I did there, or it's kind of like, do you want to. Do you want to watch the guy who's about to shoot you or do you just want him to sneak up behind you and shoot you in the back of the head?

[Christy Lee]

It's like getting a shot at the doctor. You want to look at the needle going in or do you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta look Asus. Joke of the day, brought to you by sleep number. You don't have to figure this one out because you sleep better together and you save 50% on the new sleep number limited edition smart bed right now for a limited time, exclusively at a sleep number store.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat. You have to watch them give you.

[Ace Cosby]

The shot and they have to count it down.

[Josh Arnold]

So you want. You want the countdown and you want to watch.

[Ace Cosby]

I ask if they're good at it or are you a good phlebotomist?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And then if you're not, what do they.

[Chick McGee]

So what if they say no?

[Ace Cosby]

Then I say get another no. Find someone else.

[Christy Lee]

There is nothing worse than rooting around.

[Chick McGee]

I think there is. I think there is a. A proctologist that played center in the NBA. Oh, those are awfully large hands, doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

That is an interesting field to choose.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to. I don't want the countdown to get a shot and I don't want to watch.

[I]

Yeah, I don't watch.

[Josh Arnold]

Just do it.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, my last three surgeries, it took them three tries to do the iv so I'm a big shell shocked by the whole. Yeah, ptsd.

[I]

It'll mess up.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're hypochondriac. I like when dig around.

[Josh Arnold]

I deserve the pain part of me.

[Christy Lee]

Every time I get a little sick, I. The. I have a little bit of excitement because I'm going to tell Pat my symptoms and he immediately gets it as I'm telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's happened. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's true though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can get that.

[Ace Cosby]

How you feeling right now?

[Christy Lee]

I'm. I'm okay. A little bit. Maybe a little nauseous. A little dish dizziness.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm a little nauseous.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I have vertigo right now.

[Christy Lee]

Just sitting here. Yeah. What do the doctors say you have Chlamydia.

[I]

I'm gonna puke. Just listen.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing. This is like old guys at the retirement.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

The world's longest burning light bulb.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Is still on after over 100 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank Christ.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeez.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

She's the one who gets upset.

[Chick McGee]

Are you.

[Christy Lee]

Are you somehow in casual wear at church?

[Chick McGee]

So you're opposed to electric power?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not opposed.

[Chick McGee]

I think this is fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

The Livermore Centennial Light Bulb at fire station number six.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy who sneaks in there.

[Christy Lee]

Every 10 years in Livermore, California. Has that light bulb's been burning for 24 hours a day since it was installed in 1901.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[I]

I didn't know they had led back then.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So this could this. No, maybe not then. This was one been manufactured by. By Thomas Edison.

[Chick McGee]

It's a handmade light bulb.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is one of the greatest things ever made. Ever. The last.

[Ace Cosby]

And we haven't duplicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why don't we make them all made that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm just make it.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd have to unscrew it and therefore it wouldn't be the longest burning anymore.

[Christy Lee]

They're kind of stuck now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I. I think light bulb technology. It's pretty good right now.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gotten.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't complain about it. You don't. I don't find myself super good a light bulb.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I've heard that light bulbs last. What wild percentage am I going to quote here? 75. Longer if you don't turn them on. Them off. If you leave the light bulb.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure if the number 75, but yeah, if that's true, they'll last longer. Tell me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's not.

[Christy Lee]

But the margins, the wear and tear of them going on, the stress of.

[Chick McGee]

Turning the electricity off and on will make. That's whenever. Notice how they always go when you turn the models and pop.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but obviously you want to turn them off every now and again. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not in Livermore, California.

[Josh Arnold]

Money you're gonna save buying light bulbs is. Does not. Is not less or there's not more than the money you'll save by turning your lights off every now and again.

[Christy Lee]

It was made by the Shelby Electric Company in Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, if electric companies had competition, I would be on a different argument. Sort of illegal, unconstitutional monopoly. They all these the light bulb manufacturers?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I want a choice.

[Chick McGee]

God, I wish I were for you the utility that serves Josh's house. Because I would be going down and flipping some switches somewhere and then I'd be taping it over saying, do not turn on again.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes satire is lost on.

[Chick McGee]

On the hard working people that provide electricity for you.

[Christy Lee]

My electricity for you. What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

We pay our electricity.

[Josh Arnold]

We got a guy working a crank the whole time.

[Christy Lee]

See this, this, this is off. The subject's entirely. You don't think any of us have real lives? That really bothers me.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just think you have people that are actually working hard out there.

[Christy Lee]

You don't think we're working hard being in a room with you?

[Chick McGee]

You're not climbing a pole in the winter and you grab the wrong wire, you're going to be fried. Have some appreciation for the people providing the electricity again.

[Ace Cosby]

My apartment price, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I take stances for comedic reasons.

[Chick McGee]

I've got something that is yesterday I almost we story time. One of our guys is a big electric car fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

That's fine. Jason. Good for you. Congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Clearly means it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good for you that you believe in Bigfoot. Great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Don't give me this I'm saving the world with my electric car stuff when the source of the electricity in your car is also the problem.

[Christy Lee]

It's better for.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not. You're still using. You're still using.

[I]

Jason is mouthing the F word.

[Ace Cosby]

You got a double finger.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the problem is Jason has shown some of the research.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure, sure he has. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have to go to the source of the electricity. You're still. They're still burning coal to give you the power in the car.

[Christy Lee]

This is exactly the broc argument. He thinks cubby broccoli from James Bond came up with broccoli and his family 400 years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but if you're driving electric car. Yeah, that's great. But the electricity is still coming from another source.

[Josh Arnold]

But why did this come up?

[I]

Because he had.

[Chick McGee]

There was some holier than thou dick on the air yesterday going on about how I'm saving the world. No, you're not.

[Josh Arnold]

Have to stop listening to that.

[Chick McGee]

You're plugging in your car. You Jack.

[Christy Lee]

And it's.

[Chick McGee]

There's an oil burning plant down there until we go all nuke. You're. You're killing us all.

[Josh Arnold]

We need you to listen to things that make you happy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[I]

What do you like to listen to?

[Ace Cosby]

Jazz in the morning?

[Chick McGee]

This makes me feel superior because this guy's a.

[Christy Lee]

How about when we come back, we'll have the rest of this light bulb burning for a hundred years? And Tom, if you would be so kind, why don't you share some of your music that I've been lucky enough to hear? Some mornings when I come in and I hear you're enjoying yourself, maybe you could share it with everyone listening.

[Josh Arnold]

And the copyright issues, you know you're going to get that. What are we doing?

[Chick McGee]

I'm happy.

[I]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

He's going to be happy. Going to be.

[Chick McGee]

That's, that's a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

Here, here's the first song that Tom likes.

[Chick McGee]

Is this Big Spider back?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this, this really jumps, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't this scream time was with.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't this make you want to go and find out where the music's coming from? Ah, yes. All the pretty girls are there. They got their nice dresses on.

[Christy Lee]

Time was when you went to a movie theater, you knew who you were going to sit next to.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that, that Angeline never rides a bicycle. I bet she's intact and you felt.

[Christy Lee]

Confident getting water out of the water fountain.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

We got it all.

[Chick McGee]

She never rode a horse, never rode a bicycle.

[Christy Lee]

It would not surprise me. A team of men broke in here and took us all away in handcuffs. That would not surprise me.

[Josh Arnold]

Just boxed us up in the and the warehouse at the end of Raiders.

[Christy Lee]

Of the Lost with a lot of. Get on the floor, jackass. Shut your mouth. Get on the floor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that would not surprise this all a punch, right?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up. Coming up. We have air ones, Tom. We have air cannons in the news and electronic genital verification. I'm so excited about this story. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-26-22-866. One more Bob and Tom next.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Hey, the Silence Black insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hey, Chick. Working on a cup of tea and a tea bag. What do we have, Earl Gray there?

[I]

Apple cinnamon.

[Christy Lee]

Apple cinnamon tea, Tom. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the potpourri smell.

[I]

Is that what it smells like?

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

It smells good.

[I]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

And remember Ace Cosby's joke today? What's under Tennessee?

[Chick McGee]

Ninenessee.

[Christy Lee]

And that's so funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Not good, Ace. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Ironically, that's nine. An odd number. So was Odyssey. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. And that brings us to. We're right back to today's world record. Back in 1910, the Shelby Electric Company in Ohio manufactured every man's light bulb.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to find a picture of this thing.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is. There's a big one for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. That sure lights up, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

We should have not said anything and go. No, no, no. Tom, keep looking for.

[Chick McGee]

That's great.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like it doesn't work. What do you mean? Yeah, yeah. He's right.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's 4 watts. Watts. It's. It's that. What does it say?

[Tom Griswold]

It's really four watts.

[Chick McGee]

It started with more wattage, but now that it's. It'd been burning for.

[Josh Arnold]

That's barely functioning.

[Chick McGee]

The light bulb 100 years was turned.

[Christy Lee]

On in 1901, and it has been burning 24 hours a day since.

[Tom Griswold]

Prove that some fire station and flipped the switch.

[Christy Lee]

Fire station number six in Livermore, California.

[Chick McGee]

Think about that. That's been. That thing has been burned. Burning before vaccines were invented and still burning now that they're being made illegal. I mean, that is a. That is a. That is a. That is an accomplishment for science everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

That was that. That started burning before the Wright brothers and now they're landing planes upside down.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that you turn off the fluorescent lights that are clearly on in that garage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You see nothing. That. It's pitch black. That light is not working.

[Christy Lee]

That is a 4 watt light bulb.

[Tom Griswold]

That's less than a match, less than a night light.

[Chick McGee]

It's still. It's still going. This is like Josh, you would have thrown it out. This would be like someone who's elderly in an elder state. Like, take one of your porn stars. This would be like if Johnny Wad were an old man.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that didn't happen, did it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Is that a bad choice? Would you be. Would you prefer he had lots of AIDS?

[Josh Arnold]

For a while there, he had 70% of the AIDS.

[Chick McGee]

Would you prefer if we had a.

[Christy Lee]

He was segment called through 9000.

[Chick McGee]

We had a segment called world record aging porn stars.

[Josh Arnold]

That are still working today. No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe that have retired Jenna Jameson.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that light bulbs not retired. Your analogies are very difficult.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't make.

[Chick McGee]

Also, also. I see. So you want some poor elderly lady who has her hip broken while she's getting rogered by some young stud. What kind of sick bat.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you going there with the light?

[Christy Lee]

It was either thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I have to admire his debate style.

[Christy Lee]

It was either this or the pizza manufacturer.

[Chick McGee]

I think, Christy, if you go quick enough, no one's going to see that everything you're saying is a complete. If the other person nonlinear.

[Josh Arnold]

If the other person just gives up because they don't know how to.

[Chick McGee]

If you like. If you like linear log. This is not the show for you. The topics fly by. Most of the comments ill informed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Nobody listens to this show and goes, wow, that's weird. They seem to be everywhere at once today. They don't. They don't really do that ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I should shut up.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I want to hear it.

[Christy Lee]

Too late now.

[Tom Griswold]

I should shut up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but that's before the show.

[Christy Lee]

But tell me and I'll tell it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's just get.

[Tom Griswold]

The clipboard has gone away. Back then, back in the day, you could carry a clipboard and people would let you go. Whatever. They thought you knew everything and had all the answers. Use clipboards, but not very often.

[I]

Now it's the ladder. They say walk into a place with a ladder on your shoulder and people.

[Josh Arnold]

Are like, there are amazing videos of that. You're carrying a ladder, you get in anywhere you want.

[Tom Griswold]

But the clipboard used to be the same way.

[Chick McGee]

What movie that's in a movie where.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy reporters using a clipboard to get in everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

That's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know about that season.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was a clipboard jungle. I'm sorry, Pat said clipboard jungle.

[Chick McGee]

Clipboard.

[Christy Lee]

Clipboard, not clip.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you're just hearing what you want to hear.

[Chick McGee]

Can you say no, you can't say, that would be.

[Christy Lee]

Neither one of us should say it. I'm telling you, a team of men are gonna come down the hall and.

[Tom Griswold]

They'Re gonna take him and yell at.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody to get down on the ground.

[Josh Arnold]

The irony is they're gonna shoot all of us to get to him.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, us said the lobster thing.

[Christy Lee]

And then Tom will go, thank God you're here. You say, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What they were saying.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, could you read the. The story from the DFW airport?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait A minute.

[Chick McGee]

It's my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you done, chick?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm very done, Christy. You go right ahead.

[Chick McGee]

This is just fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

What does DFW stand for?

[Chick McGee]

Odell's Fort Worth 04.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dallas Fort Worth.

[Christy Lee]

I was a little fuzzy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. This is at the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport.

[Chick McGee]

Listen carefully. Please start over.

[Tom Griswold]

The following notice appears in airport bathrooms at the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport.

[Ace Cosby]

I was just there.

[Tom Griswold]

Quote, security notice. Electronic genital verification.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Your genitalia may be photographed electronically during your use of this facility. Facility as part of the electronic genital verification pilot program at the direction of the office of the Lieutenant Governor. This can't be real.

[Josh Arnold]

It can't.

[Christy Lee]

Reading.

[Tom Griswold]

According to my San Antonio dot com. The notice is fake.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. This is a prankster.

[Tom Griswold]

Images of the signs, though, have gone viral on social media.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, what a great gag.

[Tom Griswold]

A DFW spokesperson said the signs were not produced by the airport, and officials are currently investigating the matter to ensure no false notices remain.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I like that.

[Ace Cosby]

That's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Electronic. Gentle Told.

[Christy Lee]

The sign. Do you have the sign over there? It. Look. It looks really legitimate.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the sign is carrying a ladder.

[Christy Lee]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

And a clipboard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Your genitals may be photographed electronically during the use of the facility. The electronic genital verification program. Paran Egg.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny that they went ahead and.

[Christy Lee]

Did that pilot program at the direction of the office of the Lieutenant Governor.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy Riddle.

[Tom Griswold]

I just said that.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't listening. Not only that, but it means. It means a little more what I'm saying.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a man. I get it.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be a good name for a band. Yeah.

[I]

Would you. Would you leave if you read that?

[Josh Arnold]

I was just. When she started the story.

[I]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Her.

[I]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She.

[Chick McGee]

Her. Are we gonna go with.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. He's going too fast. You lost me.

[Ace Cosby]

What's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

It just sounded.

[Chick McGee]

Her too.

[Josh Arnold]

It just sounded weird.

[Chick McGee]

So she's gonna keep going with her and she. Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

When Christy was reading it, I. I was thinking, would I walk out of there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you. I don't.

[I]

It depends on how bad I gotta go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because I'm not. I don't care if somebody's looking at pictures of my winner. You know, I do care.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care. They have everything we about us anyway now.

[Chick McGee]

But is it. Is it in the LA bathrooms as well?

[I]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it in all the bathrooms or just.

[Chick McGee]

Because that would be. That would be a trick.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not specified.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to. They'd have to have a. They'd have to have an in toilet camera.

[Tom Griswold]

So, you know, but that's really funny because I immediately thought it was a women's restroom and not the guys. Thank you.

[I]

I thought the sound.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, how are they doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Your guys is all your stuff looks the same. The thing about.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's the sign. And it sure does look real.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that is good.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's got the logos of the airport.

[Ace Cosby]

I would have fallen for that if.

[Christy Lee]

It was in the ladies. It would be electronic clit verification.

[I]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You could say, you know how the referee sometimes won't call the first penalty.

[Chick McGee]

But we'll call the retal.

[Christy Lee]

He always catches the second guy. Yeah, the guy who throws the first. Never catch.

[Chick McGee]

You were warned.

[Ace Cosby]

Isolated. It was just that sign looks.

[Chick McGee]

And that is over.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

We got to get them and hang them here.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Electronic genital verification. Wow. Let me ask, first of all, phone.

[Christy Lee]

Number in there to call. How about this? How about Tom puts these signs up in our restroom and see what guests think and somebody, somebody anonymously whistleblower. How mad would you be and how would you defend yourself with.

[Chick McGee]

They're fake.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know, but I. This sounds legitimate to me that someone would get very upset about fake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you think somebody could probably. I, I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how somebody found out about those signs. If somebody was upset enough to talk to the hr. Yeah. Somebody in charge.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Someone that works there. Wait a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Hey, what the hell's this about?

[Christy Lee]

They're taking pictures of our wiener now?

[Tom Griswold]

I honestly, honestly thought it was for women. I didn't think it was for men.

[Chick McGee]

They do the eyeball thing at the.

[Josh Arnold]

Airport where you get your eyeball scanned.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, if you've got that global entry or something.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, the global entry.

[Chick McGee]

You have that, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

I've got the pass. I have a passport. I don't have a global entry. I have the TSA pre check.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not doing that.

[Christy Lee]

But I don't get the eyeball thing.

[Josh Arnold]

You're reading your dreams when you put your.

[Christy Lee]

Know what I found out?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that what they're doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I guess this makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

So you don't want to. You don't want him to go. Wow. There we go. Come on, come on, buckle up. That's Mr. Mr. Arnold. That is. That is quite an array of ladies.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody listening? Get. Get the kids in the other room.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that was fairly gentle.

[Christy Lee]

I appreciate it, you know, when you give them your license at the tsa right before you go to, you know, take all your or. Or put your drag on the. Right when you they. When your license pops up, your boarding pass pops up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have to show it anymore.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to boarding pass anymore. Yeah. Awesome.

[I]

Real handy.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

That's crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they know everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Wild.

[Christy Lee]

And then a picture of your house shows up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And your address and your friend and.

[Christy Lee]

Your address and your. Your latest or your most recent car.

[Chick McGee]

But they're not going to be using this, whatever it's called, genital.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Verification thing.

[Josh Arnold]

A prank.

[Chick McGee]

That would be. I mean even the people working there, that'd be a little bit rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the face matches, sir. So would you mind taking your hat off? Okay. Could you take your trousers off? That's very impressive, sir.

[Christy Lee]

I. I think I need to hear what you're going to mention.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Coming up, we have yoga once again in the news. And we also have something interesting in the world of Air Canada. We were talking about him in reference to one of the big commercials on the super bowl right now, the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by BetterHelp. We hear about red flags all the time. Let's focus on maybe some green flags in our lives. And that's where therapy can come in. And BetterHelp is about a new way to access therapy. Already, 5 million people worldwide are using BetterHelp. It's all about accessing therapy. With some 30,000 plus credentialed therapy therapists with a wide range of specialties, it's all done online. So you go online and you will be filling out a questionnaire and then you will be matched up with a credentialed therapist. And then the beauty of this is it's all done online. The therapy is done online. So it can be done like a zoom call, or it can be done just talking back and forth like you're on the phone, or even texting back and forth. It's up to you. And it's all about the ease of accessibility. If you've been thinking about therapy, but think, oh, that's gonna be a hassle, I gotta drive across town or I wouldn't be comfortable being in the room with this person and having to cancel it. No, the idea here is to have it sort of one step removed by being that much more simple to actually access the therapy so you can do it at your convenience, wherever you wanna be. See what I'm talking about? Get the real [e-mail] BTS that's BetterHelp H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow the BTShow part will knock 10% off your first month. Once again, BetterHelp fully online, making therapy affordable and once again, making it extraordinarily convenient. So once again, check it out. Betterhelp.com BTShow Coming up, yoga, air cannons, igloos. And is that slang for boobs?

[Christy Lee]

Air cannons?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I thought it was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not this case.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, that would be.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the air cannons on her.

[Chick McGee]

I, I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

You see her tater guns?

[Chick McGee]

What's the movie where they're shooting bullets? Is that Die Hard?

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of Austin.

[Chick McGee]

Austin Powers. Okay, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're the machine guns out of their breast.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now all those things are on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee, there's Josh Arnold. Those two are an item now.

[Josh Arnold]

We make love during the commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't tell. What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

My husband listens.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning. Boy, that tea does smell. It's lifted the whole room. Yeah, I feel like I'm looking at an apartment I think you've rented.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to apologize for. It's pleasant.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's really delightful.

[Chick McGee]

It's much like you. It's sweet and nice.

[I]

That's a lie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She is a sour person.

[Christy Lee]

Dirty. Dirty angry.

[Chick McGee]

There's a topic. If, if each one of us was a tea, what would we smell like?

[I]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what do you think you would smell like? Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Peppermint.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[I]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It eases.

[Chick McGee]

The package. God, if, if, if you were a tea, what would you smell like?

[Ace Cosby]

Jameson's.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. Wow. We're back. Hi, Tom. What do you got me?

[Tom Griswold]

A neural gray, I think.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I, I. What is it about certain types of marijuana that you can be driving in your car?

[Ace Cosby]

I know, I know.

[Chick McGee]

And you pass someone and go, oh, my God, all of that is really a car.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy in front of me yesterday, and I swear the light turned green. Okay, let's go. And he reeked so badly.

[Christy Lee]

And, oh, by the way, it's not legal in this state, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

There was a car next to me the other day that smelled like weed so badly, I rolled my window down and I said, Officer, roll your window up if you're going to do that.

[Christy Lee]

I smell it at the car wash, and I mean that. I don't. I don't ever roll the window down any.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of want my car wash people to be smoking weed. I feel like they're going to take their time and they're going.

[Ace Cosby]

That detailing is going to take three hours.

[Christy Lee]

Wiping your car down.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it okay to go to the car wash when it's this cold?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, why not?

[Chick McGee]

Is it? It is, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Ace Cosby]

My door froze.

[Tom Griswold]

Your door would freeze.

[Ace Cosby]

My door froze, yes.

[Christy Lee]

The car wash have doors that they pull down sometimes and then you go.

[Chick McGee]

In and they got the blower that blows off the. Right, the blower blows the water.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but it's not 100%.

[Chick McGee]

You still have something, then you're driving it, so.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's a fit.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get your car washed yesterday?

[Chick McGee]

As a matter of fact, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

He gets car washed every day.

[Ace Cosby]

Get your new tires.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm getting a text from car washes who advertise with us. Yes, it's okay to get a car.

[Christy Lee]

Wash in the winter.

[I]

No, she means below zero.

[Tom Griswold]

I just mean below zero.

[Christy Lee]

Watch.

[Chick McGee]

Wash the salt off the one.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Do you challenge yourself in the car wash?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I try to see if I can finish mastering.

[Chick McGee]

I see we all have our own child. I try to go into the Wordle archives, get a Wordle done almost nine.

[Christy Lee]

Out of 10 times. It's a mess in there.

[Tom Griswold]

I almost fall asleep in the car.

[I]

I get car sick in the car wash. I can't look at anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it. Now we have the cameras on the car so you can see it all around. It's awesome.

[Ace Cosby]

Just get sick.

[Christy Lee]

Car wash.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't watch.

[Christy Lee]

Car wash.

[Josh Arnold]

Car wash. Yeah, I let that be a meditation kind of moment.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

I watch the. The flappies and the spinners and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the flappies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a very sexy sound.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that you. You really do enjoy.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't the flappies sound like a slang term for a really unfortunate disease that some ladies get?

[Christy Lee]

You mean like an old prostitute or something?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, she's got the flappies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I mean, sorry to hear it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Can't ride a bike anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, he said change the topic. Dear funny people. And fire ass hot Christy and Jess.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Freeze the balls off a brass monkey is a nautical term. Back in the day, the holder that would hold the cannonballs on a boat was called a monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And it was made out of brass. Brass. When it would get cold, the brass would constrict and the cannonballs would fall off.

[Josh Arnold]

I've read my Patrick O'Brien.

[Christy Lee]

The term frees the balls off a brass monkey. Seeing how Tom built his boat and is so nautical he didn't know. The origin of this highbrow statement is surprising to this reporter.

[Chick McGee]

Well, in Tom, in my defense, I was at best in a. Maybe a Donzi speedboat. Yeah, you didn't or I wasn't. There were no cannons on board my Chris Craft.

[Christy Lee]

That's Dave from Ithaca, New York.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Not in Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful Lake Cayuga. What a big fan. A lot of great boats on lake.

[Christy Lee]

Is really something.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it is probably very few boats on Lake Cayuga with cannons, but that's very important and very valuable information. Speaking of cannons, can we segue over to the canister? I love this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, we have a Canon Story's got his hands.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to move. Move over there. And you can just go like this.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Colorado men are in. Watch out.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, are you excited about this canon story?

[Ace Cosby]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

You love William Conrad. That's all you start to give me.

[Christy Lee]

Give me the mobile operator now.

[Chick McGee]

We need to explain.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I think Christy might be about to. Ready to crack?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We have to explain. We have to explain this to Jeff. Are you familiar this was an old television show called Canon.

[Josh Arnold]

We could have just let this go.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, because.

[I]

No, he loves. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. I love the fact that television was so incredibly ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

I beg your pardon.

[Tom Griswold]

Cannon wasn't ridiculous.

[Chick McGee]

It was completely ridiculous. Frank Cannon was a obese. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why you didn't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you familiar with. Are you familiar with Jake and the Fat Man?

[I]

I'm familiar with that. The.

[Tom Griswold]

The title.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the gentleman who played the fat man.

[I]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Is Seinfeld the one who said William Conrad showed up and thought he was going to play Jake?

[Tom Griswold]

I don.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The phone rang. I. I came to read for the part of J.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, you're the.

[Chick McGee]

William Conrad has a. Had sadly a great speaking voice. Okay. He did the voiceover for. Didn't he do Rocky and Bullwinkle?

[Christy Lee]

Some of them, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. And then he was. I believe he was on the radio was something. But they. They decided to. He was a fine assault Matt Dylan.

[Christy Lee]

Gun smoke when it was on there.

[Chick McGee]

But he was. It was one of the first times I can remember seeing a telephone in an automobile and he would Drive around, I assume it was Los Angeles. And as a detective. And every, like, every 10th episode, he'd have to actually run somewhere and he was like, you know, 5, 6, 400 pounds. So the chase scenes were somewhat Hollywoodized.

[Josh Arnold]

He was clearly standing on a mechanic's creeper being pulled by a rope by seven union cops.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta watch all those cannons. I watched one the other night, and he's on vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And he's at a lake and a crime breaks out. And some guy came up and asked him a question. He goes, what are you? I'm out here fishing, you know, I'm on vacation. I cut loose. He said, cut loose? Yeah, Cannon, I cut loose. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Obscure trivia fact. Okay. I was attending a football game at the University of Michigan, as everyone has, and I. This is absolutely true. And William Conrad, the actor, was in the back seat of a Rolls Royce as they were gassing it up.

[I]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's canon. First of all, you don't see a Rolls Royce all that often, which is pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Look, how happy is it, Jess? Act reacted positively.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was. I was selling my Woody as a Pecker T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he buy one?

[Chick McGee]

No, Mr. Cannon. I mean, sorry, Mr. Conrad did not buy one.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen, William Conrad. Last time, you remember, Bullwickle tried out his ultra sultry look on a couple.

[Chick McGee]

Of young ladies who promptly fainted dead away.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't know that the girls had really fainted because they saw a mouse. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now he's convinced he's the greatest actor in the world.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I am not.

[Christy Lee]

You're not?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm just one of the greatest.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God, what a great show. What a great show.

[Tom Griswold]

Two Colorado men are in custody for allegedly using a compressed air cannon to shoot contraband into a Louisiana federal prison.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the Grant Parish Sheriff's Office.

[Christy Lee]

What, are their drones broken? What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The 18 and 19 year olds attempted to smuggle in more than a hundred thousand dollars worth of tobacco.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys, start small.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

And $90,000 worth of methamphetamine into the US Penitentiary Pollock facility.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that cool? I believe that's Polo.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't think. I knew.

[Chick McGee]

That's the one with. No, that's the one with no walls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's the one where a lot of escape. They open the bar so the prisoners can get some air.

[Christy Lee]

Evidently our. Our escape rate here is 100%.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Christy Lee]

We can't get a handle on it.

[Ace Cosby]

They hang the keys inside.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. At first they were letting him shoot the stu. They're just giving the guys T shirts.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

To launch the items over a security fence, authority said the men intended to use a compressed air cannon which had a shooting range of more than 350ft. They were arrested on charges of attempting to introduce contraband into a penile institution.

[Christy Lee]

350Ft. That's 50ft longer than a football field.

[Tom Griswold]

A penal institution.

[Chick McGee]

Reasonable.

[Christy Lee]

Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen a T shirt cannon?

[Tom Griswold]

How do they get their money back?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God. Now here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Football field. Where sweet baby Jaden Daniels, quarterback.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, see, here's my question about this. So they're throw. They're getting the stuff in where? How do they get their money. Money back. How do they.

[Josh Arnold]

Selling to the prisoners?

[Tom Griswold]

But how did. But they're on the outside.

[Christy Lee]

It's on the honor system.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Chick McGee]

The prisoners have friends on the outside.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Chick McGee]

My boyfriend's in there. I. I've been stripping for the last three weeks to make this money for him.

[Christy Lee]

I love him.

[Josh Arnold]

Strippers only date criminals.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're sending in.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, no, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to make too much logic out of this. You're sending in $90,000 of the methamphetamine and you expect prisoners to be on the honor system and pay you back.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you got no.

[Chick McGee]

Their boyfriends, girlfriends, families, husbands, wives, mothers.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you got some eggs aren't going to get broken.

[Christy Lee]

Spend money to make money.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right.

[Chick McGee]

The one thing these guys forgot to do. They would have gotten away with it. If you've got a cannon like this, you got to dress as a mascot. Sure, you're standing outside a federal prison facility, but hey, look at the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just a Philly fanatic. Don't worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrap him in T shirts.

[Chick McGee]

He must be sending the guy's T shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Just carry a ladder.

[Tom Griswold]

T shirts.

[Christy Lee]

I thought the Phillies were in Los Angeles this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm trying to find the canon theme song.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, that's okay.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember it?

[Ace Cosby]

You're not playing.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody remembers it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember.

[Ace Cosby]

How can you play that if you can't play Drag Dead?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe not.

[Josh Arnold]

William Conrad III doesn't know the theme song.

[Christy Lee]

Rated R. Tonight Frank goes on vacation.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's awful.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that jams very generic.

[Ace Cosby]

Boy, the band is.

[Chick McGee]

That is not Fat Man Run. Yeah, that is. That is one pathetic.

[Josh Arnold]

Would that show have done better if it was called Run Fat Man Run.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they went with Jake and the Fat man version.

[Christy Lee]

Could they name a show now Jake and the Fat Man?

[Chick McGee]

No. Yeah, they could.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they could too.

[Chick McGee]

The problem is the way if they. It'd be ironic. It would be someone super skinny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'd be terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But is it most television? How would that differ from.

[Tom Griswold]

There are some good TV out there on the networks. Well, the networks, Ace. I haven't watched network tv. Is there any good.

[Christy Lee]

Ace, you're the one show. The one show. There's. There's one you look forward to every week. And the name of that is the Rookie.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's on network tv, ABC and Hulu. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Blue blood spin off coming. Oh, really? Yeah. Direct to series. That means it will air.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's called Blue Semen. It's called different bodily. Different bodily.

[Josh Arnold]

Very rich people.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, first of all, you need. You mean White semen.

[Chick McGee]

It's about. It's about very light, lofty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well educated sperm donors.

[Christy Lee]

I'll have you know that poor little j. Just. Just.

[Chick McGee]

She what?

[Christy Lee]

She just covered her face.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She hasn't started crying yet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Blue bloods. I. I didn't see it. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

It's very good.

[Chick McGee]

So I do think you got to hand it to these guys for having some, you know, chutzpah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, the in the air cannon featured in that Bud Light commercial with Peyton Manning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Arnold]

I know a lot of people saw. We're just tired of you talking about it.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fascinating and we're not criticizing.

[Chick McGee]

If you go deep into the significance of it and the fact that if you read a little bit of Advertising Age, it's considered to be the most effective commercial in the game by one article.

[Christy Lee]

Next to the Nike authoritative. I'm sure next to the Nike commercial.

[Chick McGee]

Cheering I'm sure it wasn't in the year your annual Here Here comes a pizza or the. The AVN boner of the year mission with horse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Owner of the year issue.

[Christy Lee]

Either that or how to make a better pizza.

[Chick McGee]

One time walking into. Walk into his store. Remember they used to have the magazines behind the counter and one of the. One of the things had the banner across the thing saying special D Cup issue.

[Josh Arnold]

Now did they make sure they were all.

[Christy Lee]

Can I talk to you for a second? Aren't you getting ready to come visit me when I move any second now to England?

[Tom Griswold]

And not only am I, but I got a letter from Todd and He said, my wife and I have decided to take the trip with Christy and her husband.

[Christy Lee]

Hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

We decided to spend every possible moment with her and Andy.

[Christy Lee]

This sounds exciting.

[Tom Griswold]

And we can't wait to stop at Chick's apartment. Looking forward to the trip of a lifetime.

[Christy Lee]

Apartment. For sure.

[Chick McGee]

It's a flat house. It's a flat.

[Christy Lee]

You call it a flat house? Finger cross. Okay, we're closing this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. You can join me September 28th on this journey of a lifetime through England. Scott and Wales with Colette Travel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they call it Scott now. Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

They changed Scotland. What did I say?

[Ace Cosby]

Scott.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Don't let it happen again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, but he's got a text. Trip has been canceled. But now Godwin's going.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy. I'll have a great time. London and Edinburgh are on our stop list, along with Oxford, Chester, and Stratford upon Avon. We'll behold regal jewels of Edinburgh's castle, visit the medieval walls of York, and so much more. Colette makes travel so easy. It includes flights, meals, hotels, sightseeing, and local experiences. So, as my friend Todd said, your only job is to have the time of your life. Don't miss your chance to see Great Britain with me. Call Colette today, 800-581-894 or visit bobandtom.com to learn more. That number again, 800-581-8942 or visit bobandom.com this reminds me.

[Chick McGee]

When I was a kid, you'd see the. Hey, Houlihan, the weatherman is going to Mexico. And you can go with him.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was great. Big Chuck and Hoola. Great show. There's someone out there. They're having a little nostalgic moment and they. Oh, that's nice. Thank you. Don't write us when we come back.

[Christy Lee]

Once again, your memories aren't everyone's memories.

[Chick McGee]

No, but you can. You can go into your own.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know who Fritz the night owl is?

[Chick McGee]

No, but see, of course not.

[Christy Lee]

That's my memory.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. Just keep. Keep it to yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Keep it to yourself. As I get back to my memory, no one cares.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, his name is on the show.

[Christy Lee]

No one cares about your memory. We'll be right back.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

At Stake.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're all here. Josh, Ace, Christy, Pat, Jess. I'm Chick. Good morning, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, earlier a Chick. I mean, I want to remind you Christy was talking about she's going to be kind of your guest host on this trip to England and Scotland, which is kind of cool, but it reminded me when I was a kid on the local TV stations, usually one of the news people or weather people would do, you know. Hey, we're going to go on a cruise to Mexico and you can join us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I jokingly mentioned a guy that I remember from being a kid named Houlihan the weatherman. I just googled it. This guy's still alive. He's 91. He's had this incredible career.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

He's. Yeah, he's. He ended up on tv. TV in Tampa. And he's. He was in a whole bunch of really good movies as a. With small parts. Really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

He was, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Good movies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Interesting guy. But I just, you know, when you're a kid, you. Hey, hoolahy. On the weatherman. He replaced. He replaced. I can make this actually semi relatable. He replaced Ernie Anderson on the late night TV movies in Cleveland. Ernie Anderson became the guy famous for the. The Love Boat. He was the announcer.

[I]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The. He did this character known as Gulardi. Gulardi Productions is the production company of.

[Josh Arnold]

Anyone because you don't remember Paul Thomas.

[Chick McGee]

It's Paul Thomas. No, Ernie Anderson's son is Paul Thomas Anderson the film.

[Christy Lee]

That means Ernie Anderson's daughter in law is my Rudolph. How's that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, There you go.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

So there's a.

[Christy Lee]

If he was alive.

[Chick McGee]

Odd connection.

[I]

Do you guys remember your weatherman when you were growing up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we had. I remember Dick Fuller came to.

[Chick McGee]

Dick Fuller.

[Josh Arnold]

Fuller, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Dick Fuller.

[Chick McGee]

Dick Fuller wasn't a porn star.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he was a meteorologist in the St. Louis area. Might still be. I don't know. He came to our grade school school once and a fascinating talk on weather.

[I]

I loved those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wasn't it always a thrill to see a news person?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh, yes. You couldn't believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that's Rick Edlund.

[I]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look, there's Dick Needle. Did he ever hate attendance? All right, last name first. Natal.

[I]

Dick.

[Josh Arnold]

We had Mike Bush and then.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Didn'T have Dick Bush.

[Josh Arnold]

We had Mike Bush and Bob Richards. Yeah, Bob Richards was the NBC affiliates meteorologist and Mike Bush was the sports guy. And they made these classic St. Louis commercials. They were like, they were really funny. And then one Day Bob Richards took his private plane up in the air, flew it straight up in the air and then straight down to the ground.

[I]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Killed himself.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And like St. Louis was devastated.

[I]

Sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very sad.

[Chick McGee]

He should have driven it underneath the arch first. Just for fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not? Because he was a showman. You'd think he would have. Yeah, right. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Go out with some style, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that federal airspace? Yeah, like, technically.

[Chick McGee]

What are they going to do? Arrest cadaver? Which piece do they read the rights to?

[Josh Arnold]

Just saying if you're messing around, like, flying, like, through the arch, you can get shot down by a jet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now, Tom, when you first. You and Bob first moved here, you made a certain sportscaster's life a living hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that true?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there may have been some comments.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they mean to him?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

About Ed.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Don. I don't remember our weather guys. I just.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[I]

The one growing up for me was.

[Tom Griswold]

Bob McLean and Bob Gregory. But, yeah, Swoop. They called him Swoop, but he was not when I was a kid. I mean, I was an adult by the time.

[Chick McGee]

Bob, you don't remember. Remember all the newscaster stuff when you were a kid?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't remember our weather guys either.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Howard Caldwell, but he was.

[Chick McGee]

We had Dick. Dick Goddard. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't a porn star with a name like Dick.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, see, Dick Fuller is a much more porn star. That would be like. Like, I know, Dick Prober or something. You see that? You see, the connection is you want to have that last name. That's what I think about.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was John Fuller, now that I think about it.

[I]

No, go with the first one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you're Dick Fuller's a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Hog. Hog Fuller. Dick Hog. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Let's. Do we have a song, Pat, we haven't heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Have we heard a song from you today?

[Ace Cosby]

I did the Ella Fitzgerald early on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was just break.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have a song that chick missed?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

About the phone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What about the phone song that I missed?

[Chick McGee]

No, Pat's gonna be joining us for our big show coming up Friday. Friday evening.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Pat will be parking the car Riverside Casino. He won't be on stage that night, but he. He'll be at the.

[Chick McGee]

While he hunts this down. I'll remind you that we have a special T shirt for the event that we're selling. We have actually have them online. They won't be. You won't have time to get it before the event. You can get them at the event.

[Josh Arnold]

For people who can't go to the event.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. And it's a benefit for the Stead Family Hospital, so it's a cool thing. We're going to give the money away.

[Christy Lee]

So we'll also give away posters.

[Chick McGee]

Posters are free, but you're more than welcome to make a donation.

[Christy Lee]

The new and improved posters.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And then we have. And I believe. I believe we've put the new picture because Chick was whining about the photograph.

[Christy Lee]

I looked like Mimi on Drew Carey.

[I]

Everyone agrees the second picture is not much better.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you charging for autographs this year?

[Christy Lee]

What now?

[Josh Arnold]

What are you charging for autographs this year?

[Christy Lee]

26.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna go 25.

[Christy Lee]

I'll have to go 25 now. We need to have a meeting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's fine. Now.

[Ace Cosby]

Now I'm not in the Core 4. Can I charge 400? I'm not quite sure.

[I]

No, you can't.

[Ace Cosby]

None of it.

[Christy Lee]

You won't get any money, though. You're busy with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Please, we're not charging for autographs.

[Christy Lee]

Like hell we're not.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know what I do in the elevators.

[Christy Lee]

Damn right he charges her boxer shorts, 300 bucks.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, at the end of the broadcast, we are going to do a game. Worn panties auction.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm glad you warned me. I'll wear them.

[Josh Arnold]

That you'll make thousands. I'm not making it up.

[Chick McGee]

Where you can wear multiple pairs.

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear that? Some days Christy doesn't wear panties. That was implied.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say that. You.

[Ace Cosby]

Your friends don't.

[Tom Griswold]

My friends do not. A lot of my friends do not.

[Christy Lee]

What do you know about her friends not wearing panties?

[Chick McGee]

Is this. Is this all the time or.

[Christy Lee]

What was the name of the Christie friend you made out with? Josh. What?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember. What was her name?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say it on the end.

[Josh Arnold]

She was pretty rad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's great.

[Pat Godwin]

She was pretty.

[Ace Cosby]

These mics.

[Josh Arnold]

Lights are on, so I have a past.

[Christy Lee]

It's okay. I mean, you laid one on her, right?

[Josh Arnold]

We kissed in a parking lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the only.

[Ace Cosby]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know her name. Meredith. What?

[Ace Cosby]

What parking lot?

[Tom Griswold]

It was at a comedy club.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Pat loves.

[Josh Arnold]

It was when I still had my braces.

[I]

Was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. And because she was like. I've always had a. I don't want to talk about her. She was a nice lady.

[Tom Griswold]

My friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So what?

[Ace Cosby]

She enjoys.

[Chick McGee]

So she wanted. She. She wanted to. She never kissed a man wearing.

[Josh Arnold]

She had it.

[Chick McGee]

She just liked it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Really? It's like sticking your face into a silverware drawer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like making out with a blender. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, perhaps you should get one of those so called grills installed. Is that still a thing, the grill, or has that.

[Christy Lee]

No, but please keep saying it.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I kept my metal bracelets. I have my metal brace. I could just like sort of affix them to my teeth.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If I ever wanted to do like a video with them or something like.

[I]

A retainer for the show.

[Ace Cosby]

All for the show. Look at you.

[Christy Lee]

Is it any wonder he's a core four?

[Chick McGee]

Well, Pat, Pat, we've stalled long enough that we can't do the song now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We got to come win.

[Tom Griswold]

Win.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How dare we Go ahead and have fun. What are we thinking?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll keep people waiting.

[Chick McGee]

All right, if you go to our website, you can see those shirts if you'd like to check them out.

[Christy Lee]

And also like, if you'd like autographs Friday morning, just go ahead and send me the money. Now.

[Chick McGee]

We do have, I believe, both different treated photographs of chick from the poster. That is going to be a rarity.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

There they are. Good lord.

[Ace Cosby]

Worse than the next.

[Chick McGee]

Now the one on the left.

[Christy Lee]

I. Oh, no. The one on the left is not great. But look at the one on the right.

[Chick McGee]

The one on the left is your fault. I said I want you to pose the way you're going to be in the poster. That's. I gave you as much warning as possible.

[Ace Cosby]

Why'd you give him the blue eyes again?

[Christy Lee]

He's the one on the left.

[I]

You look like a serial killer.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Or it is Gacy esque.

[I]

It is right.

[Christy Lee]

It. It's as if I eaten all the salt in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

The one on the right looks like he ate the one on the left.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

You have cirrhosis after.

[Josh Arnold]

Before picture. Usually it's the other way around.

[Chick McGee]

What is that, like £80 ago?

[Christy Lee]

Why am I yellow?

[Chick McGee]

I told you, those are the Washington residents.

[Ace Cosby]

Because you drink too much.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you are not. Not photogenic.

[Chick McGee]

It is the.

[Christy Lee]

The colors take a horrible picture. We all know it.

[Chick McGee]

Those are. What's the name of the team? The Washington Commanders. Those are their colors. Your hair is whatever that is. Gold. And your. The burgundy is.

[I]

There are so many.

[Ace Cosby]

First of all, arguably. Arguably the most handsome man.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

I was going to say that's what the end.

[Christy Lee]

And that's what that.

[Chick McGee]

I'll argue that that's why he did it.

[Christy Lee]

That's why he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Check. Neither of those are your.

[Christy Lee]

How can you not love this?

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me. Editor's note. The first photograph was picked by Ms. Hooker it story.

[I]

PJ showed me a different picture and I said, PJ, that's not the one I want. And he was like, this is the one we're using.

[Chick McGee]

He told me. He told me you picked it. He never. He never lies.

[Christy Lee]

PJ's a dirty liar. He always has been.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look at the time.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sorry. This is the. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel and all.

[Chick McGee]

You'll get one.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jessica Alman.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're here in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think o'reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, coming up, we have sexy time with Ali brain. We'll help. Help a lot of folks with their love trouble or just merely intimacy problems perhaps.

[Christy Lee]

What makes you think today will be the day that we help the.

[Chick McGee]

The. The post Valentine's Day issue.

[Tom Griswold]

We're due.

[Josh Arnold]

We're a little wiser.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or do.

[Christy Lee]

I will tell you that the Valentine's Day edition of it last Friday did not go well.

[Chick McGee]

I wasn't here. What did I miss?

[Christy Lee]

You didn't. You didn't miss any sort of helping, I can tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

What was one of the topics Perhaps I can weigh.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't tell you.

[Jess Hooker]

I wasn't here either. That's probably why they didn't get solved.

[Christy Lee]

There was a gentleman. Did he write that on one of their first dates the mother was coming along on the first day. Remember that? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I believe Josh advised him to hit on the mom or something.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not. No, I said, but you got to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

It was the third date and I think he was expecting a little something something and she was bringing the mother along.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Where did they end up going?

[Tom Griswold]

We don't know it was Valentine's Day.

[Christy Lee]

It was Valentine's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they were.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

I hope they went to a drive in. Sit in the back, mom. Cover your ears.

[Tom Griswold]

Here he had. He had sprung for a fancy. Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

They went to a Drive in 2025.

[Tom Griswold]

Freshers today perhaps Cat was going to sing a song for us.

[Christy Lee]

You know, they could go to one of those movies with sound.

[Ace Cosby]

They could go to the Hipp Room.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Houdini's in town.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you going to sing a song for us?

[Ace Cosby]

I was going to.

[Chick McGee]

We're anxiously awesome waiting. Have you found it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, you've had a whole six minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I've been waiting forever to do this. Fifteen minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

At least.

[Christy Lee]

I've been waiting.

[Ace Cosby]

This is called if you love me, you'll let me.

[Christy Lee]

If you love me, you'll let me.

[Ace Cosby]

It's got an intro. Tom, we've been together over a month now and I have a question. Now that we're naked and all alone I was happy to find you I wind and dine you so if you love me will you let me let me go through your phone so what is your password? Let me see your old photos we all have past girl why don't you let me peek inside? Tapping in the guitar signifies the passage of time looking through old photos. Roughly about three minutes. Okay, I'll cut it off early though. Here we go. Who's the guy with the third leg? Who's at Josh Arnold, 69. Who's the dude in the dick pick with a mole? Oh, I know that it's not mine. Damn. If you love me why'd you let me become my guy with penis and bag? If you love me why'd you let back Let me go through your phone. Why did I go through your phone?

[Chick McGee]

Wah wah, wah, wah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much, Pat Godwin. Now we have, as I mentioned, sexy time. Coming up. We still have time to get a couple of news stories and anything appropriate for sexy time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, an instructor who specializes in teaching so called naked yoga has shared the best nude poses to do with a partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Should I talk slower? Yes, Ms. Jennica Kingborg. Klingborg.

[Christy Lee]

What a lovely name.

[Tom Griswold]

Lead instructor at a facility known as true naked yoga told the New York Post quote, the practice not only deepens intimacy and trust between. Between couples, but the combination of physical touch, movement and mindfulness can also significantly reduce stress and create a sense of relaxation.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's a lot of bs, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

We call this the. The yawning octopus.

[Chick McGee]

The choking beaver, erect cobra. This is completely ridiculous.

[Christy Lee]

A silent yawn.

[Chick McGee]

Are you doing these people doing?

[Tom Griswold]

This is not ridiculous. It would.

[Christy Lee]

It's a little ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the poses she recommends includes twin trees pose.

[Chick McGee]

Here's your oak tree.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's got to be something about her cans, right? Two of them. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Starfish asunder.

[Tom Griswold]

One partner should lie down with their legs spread apart. I'm going to talk slower, Josh. While the other sits across with their legs spread as far, far apart. The sitting partner engages their core, lifting their chest partner and drawing their belly button in while inhaling. And hinges forward while reaching for their partner's hands in between their legs.

[Josh Arnold]

I like yoga. You can smell.

[Chick McGee]

See? Is there, like, a chart for the likelihood of embarrassing flatulence during this one?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, don't a lot of yoga instructors say, hey, look, if you're going to just go ahead and fall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it happens in Pilates, doesn't it? Don't you have that problem occasionally?

[Josh Arnold]

You fart.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we got emails.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. I've. I've managed to really. My core is such that I can control this.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Really? Yes, really.

[Josh Arnold]

Man who almost crabbed himself skiing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's 118 pounds soaking wet. He's worried about his core.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's also the child's pose assist.

[Chick McGee]

Now, see, as soon as you bring. Now, now, the authority parties are coming. If you have to do naked child pose, you are on a list.

[Josh Arnold]

That's just where you get on your knees and you put your arms forward.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you shift back. The other uses their body to apply pressure to the hips or thighs to make sure that you're actually stretching as much.

[Chick McGee]

Why do you have to be naked doing this?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

It's not actually.

[Chick McGee]

All these yoga. There's so many gimmicks. Well, you have goats and horses.

[Christy Lee]

Goat yoga, puppy yoga.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be so fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's a great puppy yoga. You can clean. I have got a puppy right now. And if it involves cleaning up poop.

[Christy Lee]

And vomit, I think your dogs are ill.

[Josh Arnold]

I think all of them are sick.

[Christy Lee]

Every day they're crapping and vomiting and.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, every day.

[Chick McGee]

You have two dogs.

[Christy Lee]

I do. Two dogs. No waiting.

[Chick McGee]

Has it been two weeks or three weeks? When's the last time your dog vomited?

[Tom Griswold]

Five years years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. But dogs barf all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Can't remember the last thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's because they eat it when you're not looking.

[Christy Lee]

I know that. I know. Joey, she threw up last year. But I can't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're not angry anymore?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. I'm not angry.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a concrete blonde joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

So would you do naked yoga?

[Tom Griswold]

Would I. Yeah. No.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you do by yourself even?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not a big. No, I wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean these. Some people feel encumbered, I guess by.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of like.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Odd.

[Christy Lee]

Now you have to realize though that Tom doesn't even get naked when he's having intercourse.

[Chick McGee]

This is like forced, weird, awkward sexual positions. Josh, you'll appreciate this.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

I am working on a book.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

For the more enlightened among us, the more well educated for you and I. I'm calling it the. The Oxford Kama Sutra. And really.

[Josh Arnold]

Really.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna clap for that.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I know you guys don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

Really, because I. I am the Oxford.

[Christy Lee]

Commenting has me all.

[Chick McGee]

Just. Just the other day I did a. I put an Oxford comma in a text message. That's how anal retentive I am.

[Ace Cosby]

I do too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do you?

[Ace Cosby]

I read books too.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yeah. The Oxford comma Sutra.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't you read books? Yeah, he doesn't think we.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, the Oxford. The Oxford Kama Sutra has a very special chapter on the colon.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we're done here.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, it's gonna be sexy time with Ali Breen. But right now it's Raycon time.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Raycon's everyday earbuds are the perfect partner for the gym. Maybe yoga, maybe naked yoga, maybe hot yoga.

[Tom Griswold]

They won't fall out even if you're naked.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Tom coming up sexy time with Ali Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Jessica Alsman. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And we're starting the process. Boy, that will be, let's see, three days long.

[Josh Arnold]

The Chick and Tom show that just occurred during the commercial was one of the best episodes I've ever seen.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, you have no idea what's going on in here.

[Christy Lee]

We're autographing the poster that will be available Friday at the Riverside, Iowa. There's blotting broadcast and Tom has a whole process. First of all, I believe what's the name of the singing show?

[Chick McGee]

The American Idol.

[Christy Lee]

No, the one that's running now.

[Josh Arnold]

Masked singer.

[Christy Lee]

Mas singer Ma. No, the one with the voice. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Voice.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't go through the extensive selection process Tom did. Choosing the just exact right pen.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what we're going with?

[Christy Lee]

Paint pen that we all have to use.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a great pin.

[Chick McGee]

That is a good pen. That's good. Paint pen.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, very good.

[Christy Lee]

And then there's paper towels involved for some reason.

[Chick McGee]

Let's, let's talk to the lovely Ali Breen. Is she available? There she is.

[Christy Lee]

You're.

[Ali Breen]

I'm here. Hi, guys.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a second. She's not at home. Is that a bed?

[Ali Breen]

I'm not at home. Yeah, pretty much.

[Christy Lee]

That looks a little institutional. That looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it does look very, very, very, very prison like.

[Christy Lee]

But that looks like California State Prison at Corcoran, including.

[Chick McGee]

And the shirt you have on, it does look like you've just been arrested.

[Ace Cosby]

That's 40 bucks an hour right there.

[Christy Lee]

If it doesn't say doc on the back of that blue hoodie I have.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm brain is the new black.

[Ali Breen]

I'm in Rikers. They got me. Yeah, no, we got an Airbnb. I'm fixing it up. I'm currently covered in paint.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Ali Breen]

We got kind of a wreck. So it's going to be.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Tom, she's covered in paint. She's all dirty right now.

[Chick McGee]

I think that's probably very, very hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have any paint on your boobs or butt?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Ali Breen]

It's everywhere.

[Jess Hooker]

Say that's your only fans content right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that's going to have to be today's exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Who's painting with you? Your sister?

[Ali Breen]

Well, not yet. I'm here by myself and then she and her kids Are going to come down for, like, two days, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That sounds like a nightmare.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, they said they're excited about it, but we'll see.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Let them paint the kids.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah. Yep. And put on, like, doorknobs and. Yeah, we've put them to work before now.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they know their aunt does only fans?

[Tom Griswold]

She paints naked.

[Ali Breen]

Who said anything to me? I hope they don't.

[Christy Lee]

Any, any psychiatrist will tell you. Never mind. It's all right. I know.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say where?

[Ali Breen]

Conversation one day.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say where this condo is?

[Ali Breen]

It's in Okala. It's like a horseback riding part of Florida. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, the horseback riding part of Florida. Is that a famous part of Florida?

[Ace Cosby]

The middle part.

[Ali Breen]

That is a famous part of Florida. Well, Wellington is the big horseback area.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now that's. No, that's, that's the big beef area.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Famous for their beef. Now the Wellington beef in Florida, you can't beat it. Well, because it's already got whip marks on it from the horses. Let's check in. The name of the show is Sexy Time. And your hostess is Ali Breen, comedian. And we have love letters to help people with their love lives. What's happening, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my boyfriend is really hot and he has a foot fetish. I've never been really into that, but I told my friends and now I have have a friend who goes out of her way to wear sexy shoes and sandals around him. She even seems to, like, wiggle her toes if we're at a pool. I swear she's never done this before. I told her. Would I sound crazy to tell her I see what she's doing?

[Jess Hooker]

No, call her out. That's exactly what she's doing. Like, I see what you're doing. Very clever. Oh, Christy, your mic's off.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a very sneaky little flirt, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is her sister or friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Friend.

[Jess Hooker]

She just wants to get attention. She's needy.

[Tom Griswold]

Or she wants her boyfriend.

[Ali Breen]

Maybe she actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Girls can have a foot fetish thing.

[Ali Breen]

And she's like, ooh, maybe this is my man.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

But he is hot, right?

[Ali Breen]

So really hot.

[Josh Arnold]

She says, yeah, I, I, I, I dated a girl who had a foot fetish. Every penis she encountered had to be a foot long.

[Chick McGee]

So I guess it was.

[Christy Lee]

Was the old size queen.

[Chick McGee]

So the, so the day was one and done, huh?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah, I, yeah, it seems that's, I guess her form of flirting I guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Just tell your boyfriend she has warts and she got them frozen off, so no matter what, what she does, it doesn't matter. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't solve this one. She seems to be flirting.

[Tom Griswold]

She's flirting for sure. You need to eat. Call her out.

[Ali Breen]

That is a crazy way to call someone out, though. Like, I see what your foot th. You know, as wiggling your toes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? What are you doing?

[Ali Breen]

Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry. That wasn't what I was doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't you once say that all she has to do is yell very loudly? That, my man.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a little bit more involved with that. Put both hands on your hips and stick your butt out. That my man.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

20 bucks in the Accenture.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I was just yelling.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't really. Yeah, he did. Really give the accent.

[Christy Lee]

That my man.

[Chick McGee]

Let's move on. What else do we have? Ali?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I went on a Tinder date to movie and a drinks. I suggested the date because I already had tickets to the movie, which was a complete unknown. And then he bought margaritas. Four to be exact. We didn't hook up because I thought he was boring. And he's been ven moing me for half the drink tab.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Did I hear correctly that she had already purchased the movie tickets?

[Ali Breen]

She had the movie tickets and he bought.

[Chick McGee]

He bought four drinks. Of which he drank, too.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way you owe him any money.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a jerk.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not asking for money. He's sending her money.

[Ali Breen]

No, no, he's venmoing her, asking her money.

[Chick McGee]

He's sending.

[Josh Arnold]

So the term. The term Venmo ing means asking for, asking for requests.

[Christy Lee]

Venmo does it all, Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like instead of a memo bill, it's memo. But she didn't put out. Didn't get any.

[Josh Arnold]

But, yeah, of course you don't owe him anything.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God.

[Ali Breen]

Wait, so it continues. She said, well, I told him I got the tickets, so we should be even. He said, I already had them, so I didn't buy them for him.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Ali Breen]

Do I owe him?

[Tom Griswold]

This money is a jerk.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

Actually, take screenshots and post it. Just blast him everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what does it continue? You want to say?

[Ali Breen]

She said, I turned down his Venmo request and he hit me up on Zell.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, maybe she just doesn't like Venmo.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. I Prefer Zel actually Push.

[Tom Griswold]

Come to show I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Just block him or something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's.

[Ace Cosby]

That's.

[Ali Breen]

That's it. Time to ghost. That's what you gotta do.

[Chick McGee]

I use George Zell. You don't get money, you just get classical music. Thank you, ladies. I don't even know I'm in one of the most. One of the most famous conductors of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why we all knew him.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely brilliant. Occasionally you crack open a book. Ally, I have no idea. This guy's an idiot. And.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Who has the audition?

[Chick McGee]

But that's a. That's a rough first date. Because that's a. A very good movie. But it's long.

[Christy Lee]

It's a great movie.

[Ali Breen]

Movies in general, people don't go to them that much anymore. So.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Ali Breen]

It's a date at least.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, sure. But yeah. Bummer you had a bad date.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Shame.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, have you considered you are. Is the term horse woman? Is that acceptable? Equestrian.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Does equestrian go both ways? Is like an equestria.

[Ace Cosby]

Some. Some. Some do.

[Christy Lee]

A horse woman is an equestriette.

[Chick McGee]

That's what I'm question. That's my question. Exactly where I was. What I was fishing for. Ally, could you do a Lady Godiva esque thing for your only fans page?

[Ali Breen]

Is that a. Was she a side saddle?

[Ace Cosby]

You have to wear an extension.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think the way the typical Lady Godiva thing is. Yeah, you'd have. If that. Pat's got it. You wear a wig that kind of dangles down over the. Over the front. Naughty stuff and then.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Ali Breen]

Like that romance novel kind of look.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling you, honest.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, Tom, she can't only fans does not allow any animals.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Could she do it on a. I.

[Ali Breen]

Assume it's a. I have an idea situation.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I've got this down. Go to one of those mechanical horses like an urban cowboy. Do they still have those?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'll still. And I did one not too long ago.

[Chick McGee]

You could do a contemporary Lady Godiva on a.

[Ace Cosby]

On a bow.

[Ali Breen]

I mean those are usually in the middle of a full bar.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. Pat nailed it. That is much otter. Especially with a big crowd of mostly men cheering you on. Take it off. Okay. We good next? I'm sorry. We'll get to our next letter now.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I got married about a year ago and my husband lately has come home without his ring on. He says his new personal Trainer makes him take it off sometimes at the gym, depending on what their workout.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Ali Breen]

Is there any way this is true?

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I do that.

[Christy Lee]

What's the big problem?

[Tom Griswold]

There's absolutely a chance that's true. My ring off. When I work out twice a week.

[Josh Arnold]

His new personal trainer probably asks him to take his ring off before they have sex.

[Christy Lee]

But think about it. It makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because you know, that that could brush against his.

[Jess Hooker]

Guy just has a band, though, without like any bling on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a little band and it still. When that is a tiny one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It hurts, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't worry about that. It happens all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Even. Even walking around, that can happen. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Also working out of the gym can give you STDs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wipe the seats off when it comes home.

[Tom Griswold]

Banging the girl in the shower. You got to be very careful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You might pick up something from the bench press machine.

[Josh Arnold]

I know a girl who got chlamydia from a barbell. She told me.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Where was she putting it?

[Christy Lee]

Riding that barbell.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, next. What do we got? Ally.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, don't worry about.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I went on two dates with a girl and I went back to her apartment, spent the night, had a great time, then woke up the next day to find all of the frame pictures in her house were of her and her ex. She just said, well, we're still good friends, and that was it. So is she just keeping them up? Should I continue dating her or is.

[Chick McGee]

This a huge date?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And she banged you? Chill out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Good song.

[Josh Arnold]

Just let her.

[Christy Lee]

She banged you?

[Ali Breen]

I mean, it doesn't sound like she's over the boyfriend, but you're right, he should plow forward because he's doing okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what more do you want? Dude, you can't put your picture in the frames yet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I agree. I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Just chill out.

[Chick McGee]

Now, if you want to send Ally a letter, you'll find her a L L I B R E E N on your favorite social media platform. And she also is on only. Only Fans Animal free.

[Christy Lee]

I'll be doing some paint.

[Ali Breen]

Paint content today, it looks like.

[Chick McGee]

And she's just at a L L I B. And. Yeah, you do some paint content.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I'll do that.

[Chick McGee]

Cool. You could do that. You could do that thing where you lie down on the paint then roll on the canvas.

[Ali Breen]

I mean, I'd have to get a canvas, but yeah, I could roll on a sheet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's your faucet. Did.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you could use your boobs to paint the wall.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Ali Breen]

Or butt.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. Be great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Or we could answer another letter.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, I'm sorry. Let's move on. Okay, what do we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm dating a great guy, but the worst kisser. He shoves his tongue all the way down my throat and keeps his mouth wide open and literally never shuts it up.

[Christy Lee]

Baby, what's the problem here?

[Ace Cosby]

What you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Problem at all. Kisses like a Mason jar.

[Ali Breen]

I've tried to physically guide him, but he's so enthusiastic, he can't really tell. Do I actually tell him, like, in words, how horrible it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's awkward, but you got to tell him. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Will he respond? Well, like, let me teach you how to do this so I don't gag.

[Josh Arnold]

We can't answer that. I. I don't know, but that's the best you could do.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to bring in someone to show you how this is proper.

[Christy Lee]

Now you just sit there and watch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, I. I asked Roger to remove his pants.

[Tom Griswold]

Why does he have to take his pants off?

[Ace Cosby]

The best way to do it.

[Christy Lee]

He might be gay. Is that the problem?

[Josh Arnold]

One way that you could get him to never kiss like that again is to tell him, oh, just go, oh, boy. You kissed me just like my father.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very good.

[Chick McGee]

I think. No need to go any farther. We've solved that one. We have time for a couple more. We're speaking once again with comedian Ali. Comedian slash house painter Ali Breen, currently in Ocala, Florida, working on the new. Is it a condo or a freestanding house?

[Ali Breen]

It's a freestanding house. It's really cute. I mean, it has the bones to be really cute, but it needs some work.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, it sounds like fun. Now let's get to our next letter. Ali, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend is really into video games and he plays with people all day. His headset. One of his friends is a hot girl they've never actually met, and I was joking with him that it's probably a boy living in his mom's basement, and we actually got into a huge fight about it. So is he defending his crush or something? I can't shake it. It feels like he's actually cheating with her, even if it's just emotionally.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's just probably had more or less phone sex over the headphones and been totally fooled. That's all.

[Chick McGee]

I think he probably thinks, on a serious note, that you're kind of mocking the. What he's doing with his free time, having fun. Oh, you know what I mean?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that and a lot of gamer guys do want the dream of a hot girl that likes to, you know, play games.

[Chick McGee]

He already has the girl.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. But yeah, you probably ruined it for him by even saying it's a guy and he's getting catfish or something weird.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Now.

[Ali Breen]

And he's listening to her.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like, ooh, really are a ton of hot girls gaming now. It's a, it's kind of a new influencer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Genre. Yeah, yeah. So yeah. But I don't understand the fight. That doesn't make any sense to me.

[Jess Hooker]

He got defensive because he's like, don't, I don't know, get jealous.

[Chick McGee]

I think this is his world that.

[Ali Breen]

He just don't denigrate. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He, he, I don't think he wants to be. Hey, this is my thing. Let me do it. Shut up. Don't ruin it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably it. Leave me alone.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a great Black Mirror episode about this too for guys playing with other guys though online. And then their friend ends up turning into like a woman. So I don't know, they're very intimate. You have to watch it. But it gets a little gay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll say.

[I]

How's that?

[Chick McGee]

We have time for one more letter.

[Josh Arnold]

Al.

[Jess Hooker]

Gay with his best friend.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my best friend is staying with me for my friend's wedding and ended up hooking up with my friend who is married. I'm mad that she put me in the middle of it in case my friend finds out. And she said, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was staying with my mother. Am I really being the unreasonable one?

[Josh Arnold]

No, doesn't sound like you're being unreasonable.

[Chick McGee]

Run it by me again. I'm confused.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, the way she worded this is weird. Her best friend is staying with her for a wedding and she hooked up with a male friend of this girls and she's friend with the wife. Friends with the wife.

[Josh Arnold]

So she cheated on her fiance.

[Ali Breen]

The friend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is really confusing.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. The friend who's staying at her house for the wedding cheated with a husband.

[Tom Griswold]

A husband. She slept with a guy and the guy's wife is friends with the lady that is hosting Stay out of it.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. But she's right. She just put her right in the middle of it because if they find.

[Tom Griswold]

Out it happened at her house, I deny, deny, deny. I didn't know.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Until they woke up or I didn't know at all.

[Chick McGee]

Unless you can make money selling photographs.

[Josh Arnold]

That goes without saying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Nothing better than blackmail.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Oh yeah. Or even more than more. So blackmail.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Well, Ally, it's always a great pleasure. Good luck with your painting. You can find Ally. Once again, A L L I B R E E N on social media or at A L L I B be in the world of only fans.

[Tom Griswold]

What color are you going with?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Looks like blue.

[Tom Griswold]

What color are you going with over there? Gray.

[Ali Breen]

It's like a gray blue. Exactly. Pretty much. And some white trim.

[Chick McGee]

So your hands are really colored?

[Ali Breen]

Oh yeah. They're completely covered.

[Chick McGee]

It's ridiculous. So look, it looks like you paint as well as you cook.

[Ali Breen]

Pretty much.

[Chick McGee]

You may want to hire out a.

[Ali Breen]

Lot of trial and error. There's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thanks, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Let's do it.

[Chick McGee]

We appreciate it. Oh, that's nice. Speaking of having a nice home. Well, Chick McGee certainly does. It doesn't need any more paint, but it he likes to have it safe and secure. Thanks to our friends at Simplisafe.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Jixter. Coming up today in history and exploring things that I do nothing about. Thank you very much. We are in the Aureli Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules go to bob and tom.com contest rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see Contest rules rules. This Is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. There's. There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. Jessica Alman joins us. There's Christy Lee. Pat Godwin's here.

[Ace Cosby]

We're all getting fired.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee. No, just me. And we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

As funny as anything.

[Christy Lee]

Josh is enjoying the. We need to start like a little online episode at home with Tom and Chick or something. We need to start doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick does things comedically that just cannot be taught.

[Ace Cosby]

You cannot. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't throw a little silly, stupid little Barb his way in the look he gave me his Academy Award worthy.

[Ace Cosby]

I know. I totally agree, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

You would have enjoyed it. He said. Jake said he was looking for a new generator.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I said, why don't you generate some jokes?

[Christy Lee]

And this is the look I gave him.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of blinking.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't deserve it at all.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, have we paid off?

[Tom Griswold]

Paid off who? Who do we owe?

[Christy Lee]

It's time for today in history, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, but it's kind of a light day in history. I thought perhaps we would squeeze in one more news story from Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on. We got a letter from Clayton. Hey, Chick. I scored a coupon for your guys broadcast coming up this Friday in Riverside.

[Chick McGee]

A coupon?

[Christy Lee]

You said a coupon. Okay, the deal is I pay for aces autograph and I get yours free. What the hell is that all about? See all Friday, we're going to have.

[Chick McGee]

To have Ace autograph a poster for him in advance.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Ace is going to be here running the controls.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick. Tom's dogs are always sick because they live with Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we didn't consider that witty.

[Ace Cosby]

And we can tease Tom, but you can't.

[Christy Lee]

You're doing a fantastic job of taking over each other today. Sorry, my fault.

[Chick McGee]

You're doing a fine job of reading.

[Josh Arnold]

I like. I like that. That letter was just a criticism.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was an honest criticism.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This will show them. Type, type, type.

[Tom Griswold]

A new study out there suggests just how beneficial a social media break can be for your mental health.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Researchers conducted a four week controlled trial in which 467 participants installed an app that only allowed them to accept calls and texts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I heard somebody talking about this on Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

All other Internet access, including browsers and social. Social media. They found that just two weeks without mobile Internet saw notable improvements in mental health. Subjective. Well, Being. And sustained attention.

[Josh Arnold]

These studies are going to keep coming out. No one's paying attention to them. They don't. They don't want to hear this.

[Tom Griswold]

Over 70% of people, Josh, reported better mental health with the average degree of improvement in depression symptoms greater than that reported in multiple studies of antidepressant presence.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting. Very interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but isn't your mental health improved by watching a video of a dog waking itself up when it farts? Doesn't that stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet that'd be fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't that bring joy to your life?

[Tom Griswold]

Attention spans. And I'm looking at you, Tom. Improved by an amount equivalent to reversing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we've got history now.

[Tom Griswold]

Age related.

[Josh Arnold]

The joke being attention sp.

[Chick McGee]

Than. I'm sorry, what does it say about.

[Tom Griswold]

It says attention spans improved by an amount equivalent to reversing 10 years of age related cognitive decline.

[Josh Arnold]

That's astounding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, very. So if you got rid of your computers, imagine if we all did. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Just imagine what that life would be like.

[Tom Griswold]

We would all be able to focus on each other.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And be attentive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, whatever she said. I'm shopping for shirts over here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'd answer you, but I'm busy over here. Planning something. What'd you say?

[Josh Arnold]

Planning something.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I think that's interesting that participants. Yes, Josh, But Josh really nailed it. We see all these studies, but then.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I mean, we know it's bad for us. We don't. I mean, in this room, I'm probably the one who's on social media the least.

[Jess Hooker]

Besides Ace, I barely get on it as much.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not on it at all.

[Josh Arnold]

You're on it all the time and then shut your mouth, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry, Tom. I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

I'm far too intelligent to be on.

[Josh Arnold]

You're absolutely right.

[Christy Lee]

You'll see. I read books.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it is lesser.

[Christy Lee]

It is a lesser form. You know the composer Z. I like to meditate. Do I vomit my thoughts on you?

[Ace Cosby]

Feed the squirrels.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, once again, the benefits of a classical education. Time now to move on.

[Christy Lee]

Time now to move on.

[Chick McGee]

I warned you.

[Christy Lee]

I warned you people. Today in history.

[Chick McGee]

Not a big day. Be a good day to do something interesting. This stuff is all boring. Oh, here's a good one. This is a good one. All right. In fact, we may have some audio from this. Jason, I'm starting. Do we have Thomas Edison and his first recording on the gramophone? That was.

[Christy Lee]

That is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. I just. I'm Looking at this for the first time, Thomas Edison was granted the patent for the gramophone on this date. And anyone want to guess the year 19.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. 18. 18. 1893.

[Chick McGee]

1878.

[Ace Cosby]

I nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where the term 78 came from. And you would play a 78.

[Chick McGee]

Sounded something like this. It sounded something like this.

[Christy Lee]

First words I spoke in the original phonograph. A little piece of practical poetry. Mary had a little lamb. It sprinkled white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb.

[Josh Arnold]

Was short, as long Jason gave as the real one.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think we have the other one anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

That's pretty amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Did the government come take it?

[Chick McGee]

1878.

[Josh Arnold]

That is astounding. Astounding.

[Christy Lee]

And, and that was him actually when he was recorded, right? Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The odd part, he was only 14. That's a 14 year old.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the entire thing. After years, years of research, investigation, we have uncovered the following audio cylinder. This is the very first ever recording by Mr. Thomas Edison.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, first words I spoke in the original phonograph.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go. This isn't it. Boy, that's.

[Ace Cosby]

This is really embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Like to redo this tomorrow, wrap it.

[Chick McGee]

Up, bring it back tomorrow. It was a boring day in history. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready for football?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's go.

[Chick McGee]

Truly ready for football.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Are you screaming for football?

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell is happening?

[Chick McGee]

Dreaming for football. Good times. Eating, sleeping, crafting, parenting, naming your pets and preparing for football.

[Josh Arnold]

That sort of stuff happen. Oh my goodness. Are you dancing?

[Chick McGee]

Jonesing, Mahomesing for football.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I'm looking forward to seeing.

[Pat Godwin]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Then you are ready for football with the Rich Eisen show podcast. They're ready. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.