The BOB & TOM Show - February 19, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – February 19, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby
Guests: Chad Daniels (comedian), Drew Powell (actor), Carter Doherty (comedian), Dr. Scott Konkle
Date: February 19, 2026

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Overview

This episode features the classic Bob & Tom blend of quick wit, topical humor, news riffs, and oddball stories, all in the context of the morning drive. The show welcomes comedic guests Chad Daniels and Carter Doherty, actor Drew Powell, and Guinness record-holder Dr. Scott Konkle for an interview about his nose-stuffing record. The regular cast riffs on parenting, pets, art history (including discussions of Michelangelo's "David" and classical penis depictions), Olympics updates (including the saga of a dog invading a ski race), and the ever-popular topics of weird world records, fast food, and sex-coded language.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Parenting and Family Press Conferences with Chad Daniels

• [00:21–02:27]
• Chad Daniels details his comedic process of holding daily “press conferences” with his children to field their endless questions. He describes giving his kids press passes, wheeling out a podium, and fielding hilarious and bizarre queries—“Why does the puppy dog stick to the refrigerator?” “Why did your sister cry all the time?”
• Chad Daniels [01:17]: “Olivia, first question. Why does your puppy dog stick to the refrigerator? Well, it’s a great question…There’s a magnet on the back of it.”
• The segment is full of quick jokes about dad life and kid logic, establishing the light, playful comedic tone.

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2. Pets, Humping Jokes, and Dominance

• [03:13–04:09]
• The crew discusses dog behavior, with Bob and Tom sharing stories about their own pets and the perennial topic of “hump day.” Christy Lee and Drew Powell chime in on dominance displays among their dogs.
• Bob Kevoian [03:20]: “I said, I know it’s Wednesday, so it’s hump day, but for my dogs, every day seems to be hump day.”

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3. Topical Spitballing & Letter Readings

• [16:13–30:45, Various]
• The team bounces between listener emails about comedy shows, random life mishaps (like microwaving nothing), huckleberry picking in bear country, and perfume allergies. There are listener warnings about the perils of cologne and more ongoing callbacks to running gags (coded language for intimacy, e.g., “blow-drying Mountain Dew”).
• Bob Kevoian [30:34]: “That’s a sweet story. Thank you to our garbage-throwing daddy from Cincinnati.”

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4. Random Humor: Gravy Boats, Classic TV & Art History

• [06:11–10:13], [101:36–106:05]
• Christy Lee discusses owning a Bob Hope “gravy boat” (actually a creamer) and the cast riff on how gravy boats symbolize adulthood and domesticity.
• Bob offers a mini-history of cigarette ads, with references to Ronald Reagan, the Flintstones, and Lucy & Desi’s Philip Morris commercials.
• In the back half, a lengthy, irreverent art history tangent erupts about the increasing penis size in classical paintings and sculptures, leading to riffs on self-portraits, nudity, and Greco-Roman standards.

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5. Olympics & Sporting Oddities

• [49:30–62:59]
• Updates on the Milan Winter Olympics: Mikaela Shiffrin's slalom gold; a recap of memorable US and Canada hockey games and the heated women’s tournament rivalry.
• News of an unexpected “competitor” — a Czechoslovakian wolfdog named Nazgul who invaded the men’s cross-country ski course.
• Tom Griswold [57:46]: “He’s a 2 year old Czechoslovakian wolf dog…created by crossing German shepherds with Carpathian wolves.”
• Quick-hit stories: the rise of curling as a betting sport, the viral “pebbling dude” who preps Olympic curling ice, and the camera operator who skates backward for figure skating broadcasts.

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6. “Toucans in Vegas” & Shirt Pulling Gags

• [44:53–47:02]
• A toucan is loose in Las Vegas, prompting a flurry of Fruit Loop jokes and riffs about unlikely bird sightings. Old-school high school gag: pulling the “Fruit Loop” tag on shirts resurfaces in memory lane.

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7. World Records & Absurd Feats

• [72:32–79:51, 113:39–122:26]
• Dr. Scott Konkle calls in to discuss his Guinness World Record: 91 matches stuffed up his nose. He describes his “training run,” technique, dangers, and a lighthearted workplace environment where foreign objects are common ER fare.
• Dr. Scott Konkle [115:02]: “I think I can beat the Swedish record and bring the record to America, where big dumb records belong.”
• The cast ask about the possibility of future ER “centers of excellence” for “foreign body extraction.”
• Callback jokes: “Match Adams” pun, lampooning the movie Patch Adams; speculation about physical requirements for the record (nostril size, pain, etc.).

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8. Sex, Science & Scent: Can Men Smell Fertility?

• [86:36–92:30]
• Christy Lee covers a new study: scientifically, men cannot detect when women are most fertile based on scent (“vulvar odor”), debunking a popular evolutionary hypothesis.
• Christy Lee [86:44]: “New research suggests men cannot smell when a woman is fertile. No.”
• The panel riffs on pheromones, “chocolate cake” euphemisms, and the logistics of study samples, keeping the discussion lively, bawdy, and irreverent, as usual.

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9. Michelangelo’s “David” & the Evolving Penis in Art

• [101:36–106:05, 106:05–108:58]
• Recent art history study reveals depictions of penis size in art have increased over the centuries, possibly due to modern pornography ideals.
• Christy Lee covers a legal battle in Italy about “David” being used in souvenir genitalia gimmicks, mirroring the ongoing tension between art and commerce/culture.
• Christy Lee [101:47]: “Researchers say the depiction of penis sizes in historical paintings have gradually increased over the past seven centuries.”
• Pat Godwin debuts a song: “Greek Statue Penis."

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10. Guest Spotlights

• Chad Daniels [Parenting Press Conferences, [00:21–02:27]]
• Carter Doherty [first appearance at 96:41; career and family naming traditions at 97:32, 99:02; jokes about dating in your 20s, [100:15–101:03]]
• Drew Powell [124:05+]
  • Joins to riff on mustaches, acting life, his new movie “Crime 101” with Chris Hemsworth, Halle Berry, Mark Ruffalo; discusses auditioning and character aesthetics.
  • Shares stories from wrap parties, advice from Bryan Cranston on “Malcolm in the Middle.”
  • Drew Powell [137:33]: “I go up…‘Matt, big fan…’ He’s like, ‘Drew, oh my gosh, your scene was incredible. I get chills just thinking about it…’ and I was like, okay, where’s the punchline?”
• Dr. Scott Konkle [113:47–122:26], record-holding nose-stuffer, interviewed about his world record.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Chad Daniels [01:17]: “Why does your puppy dog stick to the refrigerator? Well, it’s a great question…There’s a magnet on the back of it.”
• Josh Arnold [49:39]: “She gave me a semi.”
• Christy Lee [101:47]: “Researchers say the depiction of penis sizes in historical paintings have gradually increased over the past seven centuries.”
• Dr. Scott Konkle [115:02]: “I think I can beat the Swedish record and bring the record to America, where big dumb records belong.”
• Christy Lee [86:44]: “New research suggests men cannot smell when a woman is fertile. No.”
• Pat Godwin’s “Greek Statue Penis” Song [107:17]: “I have a cute English nose…But a Greek statue penis…”
• Drew Powell [137:33]: “Matt [Damon] was like, your scene was incredible…I was like, okay, where’s the punchline?”

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Major Timestamps

• 00:21–02:27: Chad Daniels – Family press conferences with kids
• 03:13–04:09: Dog humping, pet dominance
• 06:11–10:13: Gravy boats & adulthood
• 16:13–30:45: Listener letters, mishaps, perfume allergies, code language for intimacy
• 44:53–47:02: Toucan loose in Vegas, shirt “Fruit Loop” tags
• 49:30–62:59: Olympics: Shiffrin gold, cross-country wolfdog, curling
• 72:32–79:51: Dr. Scott Konkle’s matchstick nose world record (plus later call-in interview 113:47–122:26)
• 86:36–92:30: Scientific study on men’s inability to smell female fertility
• 101:36–106:05: Art history – depictions of penis size in art
• 106:05–108:58: Michelangelo’s “David,” Italian lawsuits, “Greek Statue Penis” song by Pat Godwin
• 124:05+: Guest segment: Drew Powell (actor, "Crime 101")
• 137:33: Drew Powell’s Matt Damon story, wrap party
• 155:47: Zima nostalgia and beverage innovation
• Throughout: Ongoing callbacks to “gravy boats,” “eating a snow cone in the backyard,” “take the gerbil home,” and coded language jokes for sex

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Tone & Language

The entire episode is delivered in the show’s trademark blend of quick banter, running in-jokes, sarcastic asides, and occasionally ribald humor. The hosts and guests riff easily off one another, with callbacks to iconic moments in TV, art, and their own past shows. There’s a balance of silly and smart—mixing deeply unserious gags (Match Adams, “Greek statue penis”) with actual news and cultural references.

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Concluding Thoughts

For fans and first-timers alike, this episode is a nimble tour through the absurd and the authentic, from kid logic and dog humping to Olympics oddities and art history’s shifting standards. The guest interviews add extra flair, while the crew’s chemistry and irreverence never flag.

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Listen if You Want:

• Comedic takes on family life, pets, and random world records
• Backstage stories from stand-up and TV/film acting
• Art history filtered (and distorted) through standup logic
• Bizarre news, sports updates, and classic Bob & Tom cut-ups
• A lively, welcoming, raucous morning show energy

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

With us in the studio, comedian Chad Daniels. Hello, Chad. Once again, husband of one three, father of two.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have a news conference for your kids every now and then?

[Chad Daniels]

Three times a day when I'm home, I have a press conference with my children.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? So they. They're asking the questions, or are they on the dais with you? How does that work? They're only allowed to ask questions during the conference.

[Chad Daniels]

Exactly. Because what happened was there was questions all day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and I don't have time for that.

[Chad Daniels]

I gotta think a little bit for myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise, I go out in the real

[Chad Daniels]

world with adults and I'm like, that's a ball. I'm just too integrated into children, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Daniels]

So I laminated some press passes, gave them a notebook and a pen, and three times a day, I wheel a podium out of my closet into the living room and they come running.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'll bet.

[Chad Daniels]

Because they know it's the only time.

[Tom Griswold]

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have to acknowledge them? Do you? I absolutely do.

[Chad Daniels]

I say. Okay, everyone, settle down, please. Thank you for coming. We'll go ahead and start the press conference.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll go.

[Chad Daniels]

Ladies first. Olivia, first question. Why does your puppy dog stick to the refrigerator? Well, it's a great question. There's a magnet on the back of it. Magnets stick to metal. The refrigerator is made of metal. That's why your puppy dog sticks to the refrigerator. Great question. Isaac, next question. Yeah, sometimes the green jelly beans can be tricky. You stick it in your mouth, you think it's lime and it's spearmint. And spearmint sucks. Watch your ass. Smell your jelly beans. Great question. Olivia, next question. There is a magnet on the back of it. Isaac, next question. Why did your sister cry all the time? Well, that's a great question. I think a lot of people in this house want an answer to that. As you know, for starters, we have wooden floors all over our home. And crazy runs around in cotton socks like there's not going to be consequences. Not to mention the fact she never watches where she goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Never.

[Chad Daniels]

Do you remember when she hit her face in the side mirror of my car?

[Bob Kevoian]

How did you not see your face coming at you?

[Chad Daniels]

You never thought, there's my face, but here's my face. Awesome question. Olivia, next question.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a magnet.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, is the caller there? Welcome. It's the Bobbin Time Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios studio. There's Christy Lee, a rare Misstep for Phil Collins. Oh, I disagree. Solid gold hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hi, Chick. We don't have to argue right off the bat.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't argue, we got nothing. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello,

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

a conference with my dogs yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What's up?

[Tom Griswold]

Have a meeting?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I had a little meeting with the dogs.

[Drew Powell]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And, well, I said, I know it's Wednesday, so it's hump day, but for my dogs, every day seems to be hump day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they like to hump.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's some kind of a thing going on.

[Tom Griswold]

All of a sudden, I have two girls, and it's very much a girl girl thing going on at the house. Really?

[Drew Powell]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

They go at it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a dominance thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is. Mine go at it.

[Drew Powell]

Do they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even though it's not a Wednesday. Okay, just checking. Because, see, for me, it feels like a Wednesday.

[Tom Griswold]

See, the little one used to get humped all the time, but now she's not the little one, she's the big one. And now then the one that was humping the old one, she doesn't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Speaking of hopping up, Prince Andrew update coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Joshua, you ever hump an old one?

[Josh Arnold]

Older than me? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with an old one?

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway? Tom, you said you had a Prince Andrew update.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, apparently he's.

[Christy Lee]

He's been arrested. Windsor. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

For what?

[Christy Lee]

For what?

[Pat Godwin]

Public misconduct.

[Bob Kevoian]

In England. It was because it was with a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Statue of limitations.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's some sort of actual evidence, then.

[Christy Lee]

On his 66th birthday, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's not just some. It's not just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. They've waited a long time. So I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, we'll find out.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of statutes of limitation, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm pretty sure it's statues.

[Bob Kevoian]

Statue, stat. Statues. We have an interesting update on the world of classical, if you will, art.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you're gonna say classical gas and paintings.

[Tom Griswold]

Great song

[Bob Kevoian]

and sculpture and statues. An interesting thing from the world of art history. And I promise you it's gonna be much more interesting than I'm making it sound. Also today we've got comedian Carter Doherty and actor Drew Powell will be joining us. So. Yeah, I just saw that in that. So all this is. This is all about to happen? We have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

By that, I mean eventually.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we comfortable with Powell now being on this list of people who can just call up the day before and say, I'm wandering. Are we? I just want to make sure everybody's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not comfortable with it, but it continues.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is like. This is like when Bob Hope used to walk onto the set of the Tonight show and Carson was secretly all pissed. Yeah, that's apparently the case.

[Tom Griswold]

Exact same.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess. I guess he did. Carson did not care for it. When Bob Hope would just interrupt the show and walk on like he didn't

[Christy Lee]

know it was gonna happen. Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that would. That's what would happen.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd be walking around the. Wherever they filmed it, and all of a sudden, he'd walk in to Luca

[Pat Godwin]

Lake, and Bob lived right there. Bob Hope lived in Toluca Lake.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he would drive over.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I have a Bob Hope gravy boat.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought, a Bob Hope gravy boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it like his nose?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait, stop the show.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually like a little picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me you have pictures of it on your phone.

[Christy Lee]

No, but I can bring it in.

[Tom Griswold]

You can bring it in?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do. A friend of mine went to their home and they had a big estate sale, and she bought me a little Bob Hope picture thing. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

He owned, like, the whole block.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Close to NBC studios.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'll be.

[Christy Lee]

So I have a piece of Bob Hope history.

[Tom Griswold]

How did he. How did he.

[Christy Lee]

I use it as a creamer.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I thought he was hilarious. You didn't like Bob Hope and have you ever. If you've never seen him dance. It's Bing Crosby level.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

It's insane.

[Pat Godwin]

They all had mad skills.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Bob Hope was amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I don't think I own up Bing Crosby. Sorry, Gene Kelly.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think I own a gravy boat.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this is actually. I spoke out of turn. It's more of a creamer.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get our hopes up.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry. Yeah. I got a gravy boat for Christmas from Jason, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't it. Isn't it sort of a.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

A milestone in your life when you possess a gravy boat?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Because you need one.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, he got you a gravy boat.

[Tom Griswold]

He got me a pair of socks.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see what I'm saying here, though?

[Pat Godwin]

If you allowed us to pick our own size.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you have a gravy boat. You are settled down.

[Josh Arnold]

You must be.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not gonna find some guy living under a bridge. Well, he had a sleeping bag and he had A dog on a leash. And he had a gravy boat.

[Christy Lee]

You're absolutely right. I didn't own one until I hosted my first Thanksgiving. And that was. Well, when I had my kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's on the list.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a problem.

[Christy Lee]

That's one of society's, that they don't own gravy boats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All the ungravy boated out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A couple of administrations ago. I'm surprised we didn't provide gravy boats for everybody living under bridges.

[Christy Lee]

God forbid.

[Tom Griswold]

God forbid.

[Christy Lee]

You use a measuring cup or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Just put it in a bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no gravy boat. Oh, you don't pour Thanksgiving.

[Christy Lee]

You're a dipper. You're not.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Get your spoon and go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. In a previous incarnation of me, I would have said, don't you just keep it in one of Those ketchup squirters 24 7.

[Josh Arnold]

But thank goodness you're not that. You're not that.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm not gonna say that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh. Can you imagine if you had said it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It might have hurt my feelings or angered me.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I think your goal was to get one on tap attached to the refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make a n high quality set of those instead of the Plastic wrestler? Those don't seem very durable to me. The ketchup and mustard squirters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I don't think they could be made of anything but plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean, but you can make them so they're nice.

[Josh Arnold]

A little higher quality silicone you could use.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen the honey dispenser thing?

[Tom Griswold]

No. It's a little bear. It stops and ends with the little.

[Christy Lee]

No, it looks like a honeycomb and it sits down into, like a little tripod and you push a button and it comes out. Oh, no. I'm getting you all one.

[Josh Arnold]

No, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. This is obscure and I apologize in advance, but can someone tell me if this gives nothing away? In the movie Marty supreme, there's a very unusual scene involving a honeycomb.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just want to know if that's based on any historical.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess there are parts of that movie that are historical fact and there are some that have been made up.

[Drew Powell]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess that is a bizarre.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so weird. It tells me it's real.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Like, who would come up with that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, totally off topic, which is our goal today, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you saying you saw Marty Supreme?

[Josh Arnold]

You saw Enough of it to know it wasn't for him.

[Pat Godwin]

First 20 minutes, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah. No, no, no. That's not exactly the case. The girls were with me and they were hating it, so they. I want to watch the. I'll watch the rest of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have questions about the opening scene?

[Josh Arnold]

One of those tadpoles?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they were just bored.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course they were. There's no reason he takes her in.

[Pat Godwin]

Her in the opening scene.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't have to. I. I'm fully aware of that. I'm just saying.

[Pat Godwin]

Cotton. Heavy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know. I just thought the movie was about some ping pong player, so I didn't know what it was about. So anyway, yeah, we watched it for about 20 minutes. They were. They were supremely bored. So I said I'll watch the rest later.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think Timothy Chalamet is hot and. Or heavy. He's like a little. A little kid. I look at him as a little. A little kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very bad mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that was purposeful.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks just like the one the guy had.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? That's pathetic.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that was the style, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I know he's hateful, so I.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the head of hair? He. Full head of hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very nice. It may be a great movie. I'll have to watch the whole thing now.

[Josh Arnold]

We'd rather. You know, honestly.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Two things can happen. Either you don't like it and you talk about it forever, or you do like it and you talk about it forever.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just talked about this one scene. It was really weird. Okay, let's move forward here. Coming up, we have your letters and do you have anything of the world sports you want to tease?

[Tom Griswold]

We've got an update on this dog trying to be a cross country skier a couple days ago in the Olympics.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with good information.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's pissed. Because I do. I'm not bringing the story back. I think I wanted to know good information.

[Josh Arnold]

And I found out the breed of dog or.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's a very specific breed of dog.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. It's a cool looking dog, man. It's very wolf like.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good information.

[Christy Lee]

Is it those Italian dogs that are like Great Pyrenees.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Get to it. Coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we have flags hanging in the building. What are.

[Christy Lee]

What are those flags?

[Bob Kevoian]

Irish or they.

[Pat Godwin]

St Patty's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Ireland.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell? Why are we celebrating this?

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was Ash Wednesday. Oh, that was yesterday. Hey, Christine.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's Lent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have your bangs.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh, boy. You'd. If there weren't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You were there.

[Tom Griswold]

You're bitching if they're flags and you're bitching. They're not flags. I can just. Why are we celebrating?

[Josh Arnold]

There are American flags. I wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I just don't know what wacky country we're celebrating. I don't know why. I don't know why it's being forced down my.

[Tom Griswold]

How many

[Bob Kevoian]

don't go in the green room?

[Tom Griswold]

How many countries can you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Ethiopian coffee day in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, somebody cooked something encased in a pig bladder or something.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, how many countries do you think you can identify just by their flag?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm gonna say 10, man. It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's way high for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's no way.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you'd be better than you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could get France. You could get England.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but England has two.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could get Italy.

[Tom Griswold]

England has the Union Jack. And then the weird white with the red cross or something. It's just. It's wild out there.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, probably get Mexico.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I thought these were Mexican flags.

[Drew Powell]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that I think about it, I think I'm gonna get four.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's all way short.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, wait a minute. Does Japan still do the single sun thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you'd get that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'd get China. You'd get.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that just because of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I know that because of. Because of a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, the Olympics, I've been able to. Oh, that's what their flag looks like.

[Bob Kevoian]

What, the rings?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they show the little flags next to the screen.

[Drew Powell]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, well.

[Tom Griswold]

And is anybody else uncomfortable with Germany's logo?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I haven't seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very. It's very Germanic.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's a good word.

[Tom Griswold]

Very. Yeah. It seems somewhat confrontational. Are they planning something again? What's going on over there? The eagle. The weird eagle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's move forward here. We have your letters coming up next. I'm very excited about this. But first, a word about feeling good and feeling safe while you're home.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Coming up, we have art history of interest involving famous statues and the law in Italy that the Olympics going on but a lot of great art, of course. And Christy Lee going to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy, that's become something in the fall. So many people. I'm trying to get them to do two weeks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

If my vote counts. That sounds like a great idea. Maybe a month.

[Bob Kevoian]

Find out the details by going to bobandtom.com and maybe you can go to Italy with Christy Lee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Please join us for more. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I blame myself. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. It's time for emails from our listeners. All right. Brought to you by Sleep Numbers. Save on personalized comfort during Sleep Numbers President's Day sale. Their best deals are on now for a limited time only at sleep number or sleep number dot com. I don't think Lincoln or Washington ever benefited from going to bed on a sleep number bed.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a shame.

[Josh Arnold]

They would appreciate how far we've gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

You think Lincoln. Well, he must have. I was, I was going to say, did he have a bed that actually fit him?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Bob Kevoian]

How tall was he had his own bedroom. The Lincoln Bedroom.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. That's right. So surely there was a custom bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, they had to name the room after you. For God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

President. Somebody had to come up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Yes, this was written last evening by JD From Galleon, Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, right around Columbus.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just got home from watching Tim Cavanaugh and Emo Phillips. Great show. Don't miss it. I know that Tim Cavanaugh and Emo were going to be in Fort Wayne at the Summit City Comedy Club. What is Thursday, Friday and Saturday, and then Sunday they're going to be at the Toledo Funny Bone. If I'm not mistaken, that's wall to wall jokes.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Emo is the premier joke writer of this generation.

[Josh Arnold]

And Kavanaugh's not too shabby either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it'll be a great show. So if you get a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Toledo, great club. A lot of sophisticated comedy fans in Toledo.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's famous.

[Tom Griswold]

They know good from that.

[Pat Godwin]

Audiences are very discerning there.

[Bob Kevoian]

They know good from bad. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. My last two times there have been quite successful.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was the one two before that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The plaque is still there.

[Bob Kevoian]

30 seconds over Tokyo night.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of bombing, you know.

[Christy Lee]

What does it say? Never give up.

[Tom Griswold]

Clooney says you don't learn from, you know, mistakes. You learn from your. No, wait a minute. Successes. You learn from yourself. That's right. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll pass the letter reading.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm plus year listener watcher of the show. I can't remember a more random segment of the show than dogs humping a Bob Hope gravy boat and country flags. Keep up the good work for Keep up the good work. Four question marks so far this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's leaving out several things that we touched on.

[Tom Griswold]

What did we watch?

[Bob Kevoian]

We got the Prince Andrew thing in there.

[Christy Lee]

Are we going to talk about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I think we should.

[Christy Lee]

Andrew Montbatten Windsor was arrested on his 66th birthday today.

[Bob Kevoian]

All fake names and is in police

[Christy Lee]

custody after a raid.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you know your history, that's all made up.

[Christy Lee]

On his Sandringham home, Thames Valley police held the eighth in line to the British throne on suspicion of misconduct in public office.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he gonna miss work today?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, boys.

[Tom Griswold]

TVP arrested him. Huh? Tim's Valley Police.

[Josh Arnold]

That's famous.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So apparently plain clothed police arrived at his home.

[Bob Kevoian]

It would have been much cool if they'd arrested him with those guys that have the Big bushy hats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. The beef eaters.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, yeah. The bee feeders.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Those work at the Palace.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they should be.

[Christy Lee]

They work at the Tower of London,

[Josh Arnold]

out on special things like this.

[Tom Griswold]

But the bobbies have tall hats too, don't they? Tall hats.

[Josh Arnold]

They do have tall hats, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The beef eaters are amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? Wait a minute. What is the tallest hat? Like, if you had the Pope Miter

[Christy Lee]

is not as tall as you think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, I better raise it up a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Lincoln had a pretty tall hat and he was actually 6 4. I just looked it up.

[Josh Arnold]

So the Beefeaters might be the. I mean, I think it might be so tall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a reason that they look like that?

[Josh Arnold]

There has to be. There must be.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh, I just took the tour, the tour of the Tower of London, and they told me that, and I can't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

They had a spring outing for the Beefeaters every year, and it involved an amusement park and some of the beef eaters weren't tall enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I see that, I say, that's just proof that there were. There were gay people centuries ago.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen a gay person wear one of those, ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet the guy you're talking about, designers, the guy that designed that, well, wasn't going, hey, I gotta design this and I'm gonna go down and break some rocks.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, as much as we've thought about Tom, it's. It's much worse than we thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the same goes for the Pope's hat. I mean, that wasn't. That wasn't put together by a guy about to go boxing.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show this morning, I thought I was multitasking. While doing so, I had a plate of food I was going to heat up in the microwave. I got distracted, came back to check the food, ready to eat. I realized I started the microwave and never put the food in. I thought, oh, God, I'm turning into Tom Griswold. See how you ruin people's lives?

[Bob Kevoian]

It'll happen.

[Tom Griswold]

That's from ts dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Letter here from Mr. Kookin. What a cool name.

[Tom Griswold]

With a cuckoo kooky eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

K O O K E N Coken.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Coogan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've never heard that name before. I was skiing. By the way, a little tribute here to. To Donnie Baker. Very clever. He goes, I was Skiing Circus 1987 in Colorado. Had to make a major transaction.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Went into the woods, found a spot off the trail, took one ski off, pulled down my trousers, slipped and fell in the snow.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

My butt, of course, landing and hitting the cold snow. Keep doing what you guys do. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I was hoping he, like, slid out one ski butt hanging out and

[Josh Arnold]

had to go down the hill in public view.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. That'd be rough.

[Christy Lee]

That would be rough.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It can be very difficult skiing and getting that accomplished. A lot of skiing, of course, at the Olympics. The huge news yesterday, Michaela Shepard gets

[Tom Griswold]

another gold medal in the slalom.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't that cool?

[Tom Griswold]

Lindsey Vaughn. Who? Way to go, Michaela.

[Josh Arnold]

And that overtime game. Well, there were three yesterday, but the

[Tom Griswold]

USA over Canada won in overtime. USA wins. Amazing. Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I actually. I actually watched the part of the USA Games.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Pretty good stuff now.

[Christy Lee]

Unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see the picture of the Pope watching the game?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, as you know, the games are taking place in Italy.

[Drew Powell]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the Pope resides in Italy technically. I guess not really. Is the Vatican technically, Italy?

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's its own country.

[Josh Arnold]

But it is. It's right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the first American Pope and he's kind of a cool guy. Did you notice he was wearing his miter backwards?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't notice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, you can see the adjustable strap. You'd think they'd custom make him one.

[Christy Lee]

And on Ash Wednesday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was in a hockey game, kicking back. He's got these. Got the miter on backwards. Just. Just wearing his underwear.

[Christy Lee]

He wasn't eating a hot dog, I can tell you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

A couple investments. He. He's got pull. He gets. He can give himself. I believe you call it a dispensation.

[Christy Lee]

Not on Ash Wednesday. It's a day of fasting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, he's in charge. Do us whatever he wants.

[Christy Lee]

All right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Now I have another letter over here. Wait a minute. It's your turn.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Top show.

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't have letters.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the show. I'm Renee from Idaho. I've been huckleberry picking with a group of gals a couple of times. Oh, by the way, warning. Bears love Huckleberry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

I was always picked to carry the gun. Oh, I said Perrin. I think they thought I would be more calm in any situation, so I would have the.300 and.57 holstered on my hip just in case. Never saw a bear, but plenty of bear scat. And where. What do we know about bear scat? You see, bear scat. That bear can't be far behind.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's primarily why we know they scat in the woods. Now, we've been talking about Huckleberries.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe Ms. Hooker's preparing. I've never eaten huckleberries.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't even imagine what it could take.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't even. All I know is Huckleberry Hound. And then, of course, Huckleberry Finn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my darling.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my huckleberry friend, Henry Mancini.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Moon River.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my huckleberry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Henry Mancini wrote the music. He didn't write the lyrics. Is that a Hell, David, or. We can look. We can look that up. Wednesday, you guys were talking about cheap. Over. Okay. Perfumes. Yeah. I had. I went to a swimming meet for one of my daughters, and the lady in front of me had doused herself in a really stinky perfume.

[Tom Griswold]

You said it got in your mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

I could taste. And I wanted to move, but it was too crowded. Josh, this kind of reminds me of you. This is from Troy.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Troy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says the careless spraying of perfumes, body sprays and cologne and their overuse can be a big problem and dangerous for people like me. I've been unable to enter businesses and workplaces and even public restrooms. The overusage gives me asthma attacks. That takes me out of commission for 24 hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Yeah. People, you don't need that much.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Thank goodness I don't have it that bad.

[Christy Lee]

What is that Little dabble? Do you. Let's use that.

[Josh Arnold]

Or none.

[Christy Lee]

Bring that back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, speaking of odors, this is a fascinating story coming up today. Are you aware of the. The thought that men are able to tell if a woman is fertile based on the odor. Odor emanating from her mommy parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Still.

[Christy Lee]

Pheromones.

[Josh Arnold]

Have we lost that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we have a scientific study about. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they refer to them as Vulver odors. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which to me sounds like someone in New England driving a. Driving a Volvo. You go pick up the Volvo. I gotta. Yeah, I thought. But, yeah, it's coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Are we more horny at those times? So we want to reproduce? Well, we'll find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's an interesting. Interesting study.

[Josh Arnold]

Evolutionary.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that smell like chocolate cake?

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No wonder we like it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever have chocolate cakes? Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we've also A little shaky.

[Tom Griswold]

A little shaky. Pudding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Thank you. I can confirm beyond a doubt that urinating outside in the snow on a mountaintop is glorious.

[Josh Arnold]

It has to be. Yeah. You got to feel like you own the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quite a process. Paul. He goes. I was in the Rocky Mountains in the winter, straddling the Continental Divide. I couldn't resist the urge to pee into both the Pacific Ocean and the Mississippi river at the same time. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You did the right thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

I unzipped my ski pants and waved the stream back and forth in the snow across both sides of the summit. This was no easy feat. The temperature was well below freezing. I developed a severe case of so called polar penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nonetheless, the view and the feeling was amazing. Now you want to explain how that works with the Continental Divide.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's where like all. You mean all the water from the one side goes to the Pacific?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. And then the other.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's where the big slices.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So I think there's a sign on the line.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where there has to be. That's where the. The continents divides.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a pole at the North Pole now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Red and white, 8ft tall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it just right there? Yep. Does it move?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, rotates. In the first six months of the year it rotates clockwise and next six months it goes counterclockwise. Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have a cabin there or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Santa's workshop.

[Christy Lee]

I follow a girl that's in a cabin right now on an island real close to the North Pole on Instagram. It's unbelievable. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you doing that?

[Christy Lee]

It's fascinating. She lives in this cabin with her dog and she has to brace for blizzards.

[Tom Griswold]

And she must have an amazing array of self pleasuring devices.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a whole walk in closet.

[Tom Griswold]

A cabinet, Dr. Caligari or whatever the hell it is. Thank you very much. Dear Bob and top Show. Specifically Tom. This letter is addressed to Tom. I have a. I'm an avid skier. I have a winter lease in South Lake Tahoe. I need to share an update on the current conditions here just for Tom. We received over 4ft of snow in the last two days with more on the way. The storm has been so intense that we've actually been unable to reach the mountain or grocery store because the roads are in poor condition. We had to create tracks in the backyard just for our dog to go potty. Perhaps the time to start making the trip to Tahoe. Tom instead of Colorado.

[Josh Arnold]

He's bragging about the amount of snow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they had a little bit in Colorado yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

His name.

[Bob Kevoian]

They did not enough.

[Tom Griswold]

Jensen.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

San Francisco.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Thank you very much. Now we have this letter you've been discussing code names for intimacy.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to go. You want to eat a snow cone in the backyard?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eating a snow cone in the backyard.

[Christy Lee]

We're down to just. Hey, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

My wife and I have the code phrase blow drying Mountain Dew.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now this has got a good backstory.

[Christy Lee]

Mountain Dew.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is really good. We were at a family's Thanksgiving dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

As Josh would say, I'm going to allow this, but you better be going somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was sitting at the kitchen table chatting with my uncle when somebody knocked over a Mountain Dew all over my pants.

[Drew Powell]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

My wife followed me into the small half bath where she assisted in blow drying my pants. One thing led to another. Whoa, whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom.

[Christy Lee]

Right there at the family.

[Bob Kevoian]

We did it Ivy League style. Now, Ivy League style means you don't take off your shoes. You just drop your trousers down and everything else. The important thing aspects of the important stuff. The access points are available, but no one doesn't have to remove all the clothing. So we get back to doing it Ivy League style. No one was the wiser. We now refer to it as blow drying Mountain Dew.

[Christy Lee]

That's cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a sweet story. Thank you to our garbage throwing daddy from Cincinnati.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, we do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we love him. Always a great, great pleasure to hear from you. So we'd like to hear from you. You can do that by emailing us bob and tomobandtom.com now, what's coming up in sports?

[Tom Griswold]

We've got the Olympics and. Yeah. Michaela Shiffrin winning a gold medal. We've got U.S. and Canada on a collision course in hockey. An update on that puppy dog who wanted to become a member of the cross country ski team. And an update also on Toucans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Toucan.

[Tom Griswold]

Toucan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Right now I want to remind you about.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow your nose.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I think is one of the best things we've ever talked about on the show. This is a really cool thing. Make a great gift or get one for yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the aura frame and what it is. It's a. It's a little picture frame. Holds like an 8 by 10. But it doesn't just hold one picture. It's electronic and you can load it with unlimited photographs, also videos. These things are great. We've got one right behind Josh over there here and in our O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

What pictures up there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now it looks like Willie and Willie and Christy. And there's a picture of some opening day posters. We'll be doing our special Cincinnati Reds opening day broadcast coming up. It's gonna be a great one this, this year. I'm really looking forward to it. Working on a very Special charity T shirt about a great organization that makes little superhero costumes for kids in the hospital. But right now, let's talk about the aura frame. I get carried away just looking at it over there. There. This is a great gift. You get one for yourself, though. The cool thing about this is you can load it and you can keep loading it and change it up and you can do it from anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I got mine in the mail yesterday. I was very excited and I stayed up too late. I couldn't stop loading pictures.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I couldn't stop. Free unlimited storage. You can share your photos and videos effortlessly. And it's got the number one rating by wire cutter. So this is a great product. We've got a special thing for Bob and Tom show listeners. For a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners can get a staggering $35 off the bestselling carver matte frame. It's a matte black frame. Very tasteful. Just use the code word Tom and it's auraframes.com and that's spelled a U R auraframes.com the promo code is Tom. Support the Bob and Tom show by mentioning this when you check out. Please terms and conditions apply. It's a really cool gift. Really cool to have for yourself. This is one of those things. You could give it to your mom and then you could load something in every couple days and she goes out to the kitchen. There's something fresh and brand new and she's not just looking at her phone and blah, blah. This is a lot more special by being in a frame. Now we certainly appreciate your support and we hope to have you back with us when we're here in just a few more minutes. We have a lot of interesting stuff coming up in the world of news and sports, including the male member in the history of art. There's a new study about that and the size of the depiction of the glorious dongs in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick. We got a letter over there.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Dear Bob and Tom show. I saw this old cigarette ad poster hanging in a warehouse last week and then heard your guys show talking about old cigarette ads like the Flintstones and things. And I thought I would share the photo with you. And by the way, that this is Mitch in Oregon. He wanted to tell Jess. Oh my gosh, he was old for his class and would buy his classmates cigarettes as well and charge them.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Ronald Reagan.

[Christy Lee]

Ronald Reagan.

[Josh Arnold]

Now is that then Governor Ronald Reagan?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's actor Ronald Reagan. Must be. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's for Chesterfield.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think Chesterfield's available, are they?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. No idea.

[Christy Lee]

I'll look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but why did we get talking. Oh, I know.

[Christy Lee]

Because they had the longer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we were talking about that because there were a couple of issues at the Olympics in which one of the skiers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had a ski that was a boot.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there was. There was a boot and a ski for two different situations in which they were pulled from competition. In one case, the boot was like 4 millimeters too long. And that reminded me of the famous commercial A Silly Millimeter Longer when Benson and Hedges had come out with a cigarette that the famous Benson had his 100 and they had the great commercial gold packet.

[Christy Lee]

And then they had the silver packet,

[Bob Kevoian]

the big long cigarettes. They'd be caught in elevator doors, et cetera, et cetera. But there was Chesterfield came out with a whole program a silly millimeter longer. And they had this La Bamba theme. A silly millimeter longer 101.

[Christy Lee]

They remain available, kids.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Particularly as a discount brand in various international markets, including the UK and Europe.

[Bob Kevoian]

What, Chesterfields?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The brand was discontinued in its original non filter form in the US in 2018, but returned with limited filtered and menthol options. So, yeah, they're around.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, did you ever try to smoke?

[Josh Arnold]

At parties when I was drunk, I would always ask for a cigarette.

[Bob Kevoian]

But your dad was a Marlboro softback man, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it never took for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's. The marketing of cigarettes was always interesting and obviously you can't do it anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

At least in this country. And I kind of wonder if in other countries if it is legal to advertise. But. And there were brands that were obviously the cigarette companies, tobacco companies, knew who was buying their product.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or they would market it. You know, for example, Virginia Slims were marketed to the ladies and that's why they had the two little Boobs right there on the filter. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember the ones called More?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Chick talked about them yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I got a letter here from someone. I guess apparently those would go out.

[Tom Griswold]

Really had trouble keeping.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, the people like them because you'd put them down. I guess they would go out. Then you could come back and relight them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. Not sure about that. And there's a famous sort of faux pas in cigarette marketing if you want to Google it. They tried to market a cigarette strictly to the African American community, a menthol cigarette called Uptown that ended up not hitting the market, but the pack opened on the bottom. It's really interesting, really interesting study and it's in the marketing and design of campaigns, cigarette products. And thank you for your letter.

[Christy Lee]

Did he bring that up?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I am bothering you at work. Chick was talking about was sure he broke his tailbone. I'm telling you that as a person who has broken a tailbone, I had the option to have it set.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, that's. I've never heard of that.

[Tom Griswold]

The drawback is there's no guarantee that it will remain set. Any movement or sitting down might dislocate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I can't believe they offered to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

The procedure.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe this person. I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The doctor's hand. I was right there with you, John, trying to set the bone and index figure finger of the other hand inserted into the anus.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

With me, if I sit on my any hard surface for more than 10 minutes still to this day, my area goes numb.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to stand. Find a softer place to sit.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I love your show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, here we go. Here's the letter. Diane. In Louisville, my mom smoked more cigarettes. They were actually longer than Virginia Slims and they were dark. She liked them because they'd go out. If she set them down, she could come back reliable. She figured she was saving money. I imagine those are probably still out there. Still out there as well. And we mentioned the. The Flintstones ad because it is kind of hard to believe, but this is a legit ad from back in the day. The Flintstones.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Brought to you by Winston, America's best

[Tom Griswold]

selling best tasting filter cigarette.

[Bob Kevoian]

Winston tastes good like a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Shoot. Well, somebody sent me a letter yesterday afternoon about. They are watching the Blu Ray presentation of I Love Lucy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's included with the collection and it's the entire. You can choose to watch the entire original as it appeared on broadcast television. And it comes with Philip Morris commercial, cigarette commercials and personal endorsements and everything by. By Desi and Lucy smoking Philip. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Well, speak. This is. This is gonna tie in. I know this seems like a stretch.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, we were talking about the sad news that the Reverend Jesse Jackson had passed away.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I was reminded of a visit we had with one of the great comedians. I, in my opinion, Daryl Hammond had stopped by our studios. Darrell became very famous on Saturday Night Live. Incredibly versatile, great voice guy. And he's got a wonderful book, the title of which can't be read on the radio. But it's pretty horrifying some of the stuff that he went through. And so I certainly wish Darrell Hammond the best these days. This is Daryl doing his Jesse Jackson. And it's going to tie into what we were just talking about. I'm not going to give it away, but you'll. You'll see. This was Darrell on our show a while back. Daryl Hammond, comedians with us. Yeah. Well, Jesse Jackson's the most powerful public speaker in the world, but can you have a casual conversation with Jesse Jackson that's like, Jesse, do you think you like some dinner? I said, it will set that up a rather emotion. It made good judgment, but not only that, it certainly made good sense to have a hotter breakfast. And it made good judgment, but not

[Tom Griswold]

only that, it certainly made gut sense

[Bob Kevoian]

to have a heart at lunch. Now, I take this position. When does Hot and Josepha a queen bee? Not when does Hutton Joseph a bumblebee? What in the hell are you talking about in the world? Are you trying to buy a vow? Who can answer such a speculative question? I only know that a hoard of people selling that Montgomery water people ask me, what the Jesse Jackson what do I want? I want to serve a nation. What do I want? I want to raise the moral tone of a nation. What do I want? I want a picture, not an underwear stitcher. What do I want? I want Fred Flintstone in the house. Fred's cat out the house. Stay outside for the night. I want shoes on Fred and Bonnie every time. Take that Gay Stone car down the street.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to courtesy of Fred Stuffy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say it with me yapping dabba do. Work the Runway. Work the Runway. The great Darryl Hammond say yabba dabba do.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be hard to propel that car if you're smoking a lot of cigarettes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know, I was thinking, I think. I think Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore also did cigarette ads in the early days of the Dick Van Dyke Show.

[Tom Griswold]

So I think everybody did.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, they would endorse them.

[Christy Lee]

You mean like personally endorse them? I did some research while we were doing the bit and apparently Uptown cigarettes never made it to market.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. It's a famous story in the world of marketing.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The. It was quashed quickly by the. By Louis Sullivan, who happened to be The Secretary of U.S. department of Health and Safety or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's a fascinating story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the most interesting meetings I ever went to involving this show was a meeting with a bunch of guys from the alcohol. Were you at that meeting?

[Christy Lee]

I was at that meeting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alcohol and beverage. These guys, you could say you could name almost any county in the country and they would tell you what the best selling bourbon was. Gin, beer, wine. It's amazing. And they market it, obviously. And you look at the billboards in certain places and there's a certain type of billboard, you know what I'm talking about, because they know who their audience is. It's fascinating stuff. Now we speak of fascinating stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have Chick McGee at the sports desk. Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be right back with sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not gonna give me a teaser?

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be out of. Yeah, Olympics and toucans and the dog who tried to get into the cross country skiing race. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a great story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. Good information.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have the. Did we do the toucan story?

[Christy Lee]

No, but I have it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Tag team him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Oh, you're a tag team.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Tag team back again.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like Saturday on Epstein Island. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom show

[Christy Lee]

in the city.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the Riley Auto Parts studios at the News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Bob Kevoian]

No time for levity.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. You're not having fun. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show, did you know that three toucans make a six pack?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like that. Yeah, that was my.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's my toucan story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Three, two cans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you want to do the toucan story? I love this story.

[Christy Lee]

A bird rescue group is trying to catch a toucan that is on the Loose in Las Vegas. KVVUTV reports the bird's been seen flying around northwest Las Vegas for several months. Wouldn't that be great? You know, I'm a big birder. If I went outside, I'm a big birder. Toucan sitting on my bird feet.

[Josh Arnold]

I give the toucan three days in Vegas. After that he'll come back to you and go, get me out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you see the toucan? Sunglasses, cigarette, holding his bag? I gotta get out.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's addicted to Fruit Loops.

[Tom Griswold]

I need a fix.

[Christy Lee]

Southwest Exotic Avian Rescue has tried repeatedly to catch the toucan and has a trap set where he has been spotted on several occasions. They advise people not to feed the bird as they want him to go forward to their food trap. By the way, the Southwest Exotic Avian Avian rescue is called Swear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the toucan won't survive in the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, toucan will survive.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, so others let it.

[Christy Lee]

They like the rainforest over the desert. But I'm sure they'll figure it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, okay. I'm a fan.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I like them too.

[Bob Kevoian]

They look like. I word it the other day, I think something like they look like a crow that sort of swallowed a banana. They got that big.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't look real. If you see them in person, they don't look. They look like a puppet.

[Christy Lee]

Well, and we grew up with the cartoon character of the fruit loop.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Toucan Sam is pretty accurate.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But for the fruity beak, it's gonna

[Bob Kevoian]

be quite expensive to catch him. I'm thinking it'll be a big bill.

[Josh Arnold]

We are gonna have a big bill.

[Tom Griswold]

No doubt about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that, that was really funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys, you know those sometimes on button down shirts there will be a little loop on the little.

[Bob Kevoian]

On the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, on the back. In high school and junior high, those were. Somebody would walk up behind you if you had one and go fruit loop and pull on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

[Carter Doherty]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sometimes rip a big hole in your

[Bob Kevoian]

shirt and it would. And it was usually the shirts that have the pleated little.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pleat in the back. I can't believe that's still out there. And it was so annoying because you'd have like a nice Brooks Brothers shirt on and take a.

[Tom Griswold]

A nice Brooks Brothers shirt.

[Christy Lee]

In school you had Brooks Brothers shirts.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had to remember, I had to wear a coat and tie to school.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you can get a nice shirt at Penny's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went to an all boys prep School.

[Tom Griswold]

You were just.

[Josh Arnold]

Were those really. Just so you could. If you took your shirt off, you could hang it on a hook.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that all that was for?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're great.

[Josh Arnold]

I never utilized it for that. Well, I didn't have hooks in my house.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just pissed. The other day, I was at the gym and I don't like to take my jacket and stick it in one of those stinky lockers where someone's shoes have been.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they have. They have a couple of hooks, you know. You've been to the same gym? Yeah, and I had a new. What do you call those? What do you call those things?

[Christy Lee]

Fleece. A fleece jacket.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a new fleece and it's a really good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I went to hang it up and there's no loop on the inside under the collar.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's surprising.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just hang it up over the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Strong enough?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Then I put some. No. I went out to the hallway and I got. I took one of the hangers for. They sold stuff. They have a rack of stuff they sell. I took one of their sweatshirts, threw it through the box and took the hanger back inside of the locker room.

[Show Announcer]

Reckless.

[Tom Griswold]

The world is just your trash can.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not going to ruin my jacket. I'm paying enough to go to that place.

[Christy Lee]

It will not ruin your jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you come out of the womb and you look, hello, Mommy, how are you? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Does your gym allow you to rent lockers? So it's only yours.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that one doesn't they make. Don't they make announcements? All right, if you don't get your lock off the lockers, we're going to cut them off tomorrow morning at 7.

[Josh Arnold]

They did do that.

[Christy Lee]

And now they don't have them built into the locker so they can go

[Bob Kevoian]

in and they have little cubicles. But, you know, the previous guy. Shoes have been in there. I don't want to put my jacket in there. He's been walking through, you know, elephant.

[Christy Lee]

Your shoes and your jacket. Don't touch your.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a cube, a little cubicle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, don't use a little cubicle. Use the tall.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised you go to, like, a public gym.

[Christy Lee]

I am too shocked.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you have like, you know, Fabio coming over and work you out?

[Pat Godwin]

You left my place. It was a little too public. Public, Right. You left my place. My gym.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, are you talking about the one we go to?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the little one. Oh, they just. A little. They don't have Lockers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're right. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any of it.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were talking about your place.

[Bob Kevoian]

Push on. We have to visit the sports page with Chick Magee.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right, the Olympics from Milan. Michaela Shifrin's eight year Olympic medal drought is over. She delivered in her favorite race 12 years after her third. Her third Olympic gold medal. And redemption after failing to win a medal in Beijing. And the US And Canada are moving on to the semis. Each needed extra hockey to get through to the quarters. Quinn Hughes scored in overtime, put the US past Sweden 2:1. And Nick Suzuki tied it for Canada. That doesn't sound like a Canadian name.

[Josh Arnold]

Nick.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Nick Suzuki.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like somebody to look in on this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, check that out. He tied it for Canada late in regulation. And Mitch Marner. That's more like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Silas's boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Four three. Far three is what I said. Fire four three at overtime. And so you've got Canada and Finland and one semi. 10:30 on Friday. These are Eastern time. And then Friday at 3 o' clock Eastern Time. USA. Slovakia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever use a semi as a slang term?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah. She gave me a semi.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Partial arrest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you'd be, you know, you'd. In class and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah,

[Christy Lee]

I was going to say, did you see the story, I think yesterday or the day before, where heated rivalry is really causing tickets for the hockey games at the Olympics to go sky high? That the people are so interested.

[Josh Arnold]

Women. Women are so interested.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why in God's name.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize. Christy, that was a book before it was a series.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know anybody who read it?

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to read it.

[Christy Lee]

I think we do.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy who's like the producer director wrote it, or it was the reverend in Letterkenny.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy's great. And he is a gay man in real life or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

And the book was written by a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it called again?

[Christy Lee]

It's called he did Rivalry.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is the gay hockey thing. Yeah, I hear. And it's. It's interesting because they are. It's increasing hockey ticket sales. I hear they're going to write one about skaters, you know, that might be gay and that's going to increase because they're. No one knew.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? We should start to show two male figure skaters who are straight.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That book will be. Maybe it'll do the exact opposite. Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

I gotta tell you, I'm hooked on it. I enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you Are you are watching the show?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there graphic gay sex?

[Christy Lee]

It's. It's graphic, but it's not. You see no peen, but you see a lot of other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it good?

[Bob Kevoian]

You will see no peen before.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fine. Does have any quality at all?

[Christy Lee]

It's pretty good. You get. You really start to like the characters.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

And it's a relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

That chick is doubting this.

[Christy Lee]

No, it is. And you can see. Okay, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen any?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you can tell why women? Because one of the participants is very. It's got a very feminine slant to a relationship. How. How. How he's treated.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the working title was Butt Puck.

[Josh Arnold]

I wish they'd stuck with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that is a good title. Oh, but.

[Josh Arnold]

And you. Congratulations on really making sure you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah,

[Bob Kevoian]

so the first time I said that, I. I just had thought of it while we. Okay, slow down.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a really. It was like when we did the Nor Falk and Waypal joke. We literally slowed down the tape to check it.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the. The Germans play hockey yet? Well, here's their hockey jerseys in case you haven't had a chance to see them. There's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, the coat of arms for Germany.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of a aggressive.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's almost like an eagle showing off his biceps.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Foreign.

[Christy Lee]

That was a dragon.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's an eagle flexing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. He's got his little talents.

[Josh Arnold]

I forget what they call. It's like. It's like the Bunder Dungeon or something. I forget what that.

[Tom Griswold]

Bunder Schneider. It's something like that, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Bunder Schneider.

[Josh Arnold]

The coat of arms has a name. I forget something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out what it is. In the meantime, I want to tell you about something really interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me about it, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry

[Drew Powell]

that I wouldn't get my new contacts

[Bob Kevoian]

in time for this class.

[Christy Lee]

I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh my gosh, they're so fast. And breathe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw

[Bob Kevoian]

the discount they gave me on my first order.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sorry. Namaste. Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob at Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're gonna check in with a sporting page. What do you got?

[Tom Griswold]

A surprise four legged Competitor briefly joined the action at the Olympic games this week during a man's cross country skiing race. Loose dog sprinted onto the course trotting alongside athletes before race officials stepped in and safely removed him. The dog's name is N A Z G U L Naz Ghoul.

[Bob Kevoian]

I found out the origin of that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's from Lord of the Rings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It says the Nazgul are nine mortal men who succumbed to Saron. Saron's power after being given rings of power. Right. So.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

You got me. It's some.

[Tom Griswold]

He is a 2 year old Czechoslovakian wolf dog who slipped away from his owner while on a walk. The Czechoslovakian walk dog is a relatively rare wolf dog. Rare breed, developed in the 50s. It was created by crossing German shepherds with Carpathian wolves.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

For military border patrol.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it looks like.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Very smart, athletic, built for endurance and cold weather. Officials say no athletes injured. Race continued without major.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was disruption. Did you see he's actually running away from the South Korean team's tent. It's their food tent.

[Christy Lee]

You mean then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no, I mean,

[Tom Griswold]

see what?

[Josh Arnold]

I have a history.

[Christy Lee]

They do have a history.

[Drew Powell]

My fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of a cool looking dog though. When we, when we first saw it yesterday, we were all saying, is that

[Christy Lee]

a wolf looks like a wolf.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why it looks like a wolf.

[Josh Arnold]

It's awesome looking.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Would you have a wolf dog?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I would.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really do.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He's always gonna wolf though. At one point he's gonna wolf.

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, I. I don't know anything about the breed's temperament really, but. But I don't want a dog really until I have land and you know. Yeah. So if I were living in a suburban type situation, I don't think I would get something like that. Yeah, it's a beauty, but it's gorgeous and I would want. It wouldn't be fair to the dog. I would want the dog to have acres.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would have been really funny if they're like a chihuahua chasing him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's looking back like, hey, get out of here.

[Josh Arnold]

Get this crazy thing out of here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know the Mexicans had a team here.

[Tom Griswold]

You like curling, is that what you're saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, apparently there's a gentleman by the name of Mark Callan. He's called the pebbling dude. The Michael Jackson of misting. He's gone viral. And he sprays new water on the curling venue. So If. If they didn't spray water.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you got to see that people.

[Tom Griswold]

If they didn't spray water on the venue, the rocks would stick, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It has to be applied in this manner.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's a silly way to do it, but it's the only way to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

And he says he's become the. Yeah, he's the Michael Jackson moonwalker.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like he's 80.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's walking backwards, got a little spritz

[Tom Griswold]

thing, kind of jazz hands, 61 years old. He doesn't do it for the crowds. He does it for the curlers. He's going at it, ain't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Embarrassing, but it's gotta be done.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

An unsung hero of the Olympics.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want your curling stone to stick, do you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the viral video of the guy with a Swiffer? And he's. He's swiffing the Roomba in front of his Roomba.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's really clever. If I were either Roomba or a Swiffer, I would make that a commercial. It's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

The Winter Olympics also feature a backwards skating cameraman to capture on ice moments after each program. Jordan Cowan, a former US Competitive ice dancer, is the first camera operator on figure skating ice in Olympic history.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he does hair, too.

[Tom Griswold]

While he's not on the ice during the routines, Mr. Cowan skates backward after each program to record more intimate moments that the overhead or sideboard cameras cannot. Cowan told AP to be the first person out on the ice at the end of their performance is a privilege, and I definitely want them to feel their feelings. The ice is a sacred place for a skater.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, the coverage is amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they've got the drones, and that obviously takes skill. Holding a big camera, skating backwards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this guy's an expert skater, obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a camera with jazz hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Camera with jazz hands, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Jazz hands on a camera, you drop the camera. Sports gambling experts say curling has turned into an unexpected betting magnet at the Olympics. Chris Pierce, a senior trader at Caesar's Sportsbook. I'm a senior trader is what I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah? Where? Senior Sportsbook. So you've been in the desert where there's been a big hole.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how you get to be a senior. If you would have told me at the start that we turn over a million dollars on curling, I wouldn't have believed you. But there's a lot of interest there. Hockey is still the top Winter game sport among gamblers. But Pierce said there is a definitely a stronger curling hockey split than what was expected.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

It's expected that the handle, of course, that the total amount wagered for you, for you rookies on gambling will exceed the 2022 Beijing Games, mainly because legalized sports betting has expanded in the United States and these games are easier to track live because of the time zone.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Ioz said the worldwide aggregate betting volume on the 24 Summer Games in Paris, a record $13 billion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Drew Powell]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of money.

[Bob Kevoian]

How does it work to bet on hockey, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably the same exact as football. And you can either bet over, under on the go. Total goal. Exactly. Who's going to score? Give me the black goals.

[Tom Griswold]

Blackhawks plus two or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine?

[Christy Lee]

Could you do that on goalies?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I'm sure. Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have like a point spread or a.

[Josh Arnold]

Not so much that I'm. That I'm familiar with. If so, that's deeper into hockey than I get.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably bet the money line, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you said there's a lot of betting on curling. It would just be such an odd situation to have. You know, some poor guy, he got his legs broken. He bet the under on the curling yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of fun to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

It is curling.

[Josh Arnold]

It is fun to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

I told you.

[Tom Griswold]

I started watching it Sunday and I looked up and it was nine hours later. I couldn't. It was nuts. I'm just there. It's wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Okay. And how much longer are the games? What have we got today?

[Tom Griswold]

And next weekend is the finals.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe this Sunday is.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this Sunday, though? Is this Sunday over?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know it went by quick. Went by.

[Bob Kevoian]

When is the gold hockey game for men?

[Tom Griswold]

The gold game semifinals are Friday and then I would assume it'd be Sunday.

[Josh Arnold]

Today's for the women.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay. By the way, we do have a little video here. I know this is radio, but I wanted to show you guys. This is the. This is the guy with the Swiffer. He's sweeping in front of a Roomba. That's so funny. But it will remind you of. Of a little bit of curling.

[Josh Arnold]

Glad you enjoy that.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yeah, I'm glad you thought that was. I'm glad you thought that was so clever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you don't think it's funny.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, the clip's been out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it looks kind of obvious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not everyone's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Last year you take a suction cup dildo and put it on top of the room. But then you got something. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's that? Yeah. The women's hockey Canada in the United States this afternoon, one o' clock our time. That's gold medal game. And then of course, the bronze medal game. Sweden and Sweetserland.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And those two do not like each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Get this straight right now. An Italian pilot has made aviation history by landing on and taking off from a moving train. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the folks at Red Bull, Dario Costa completed a world first aviation dual maneuver in Turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

The key is to get off to take off from the train before it reaches the tunnel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That is important.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, landing. You can't land while it's in the tunnel.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is one of those stories. Tom Cruise is going to hear about this and he's going to go the next Mission Impossible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He landed his plane on a cargo train traveling at operational speed about 75 miles per hour. He then took off again. A vertical pull from the same container. I don't know what vertical pole is. I don't know what that means.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's. I, I saw this. And it's. He kind of. When they say he lands, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to keep him off the air.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a touch and go.

[Christy Lee]

It's a touch and go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. So it doesn't land and stop.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I don't think.

[Christy Lee]

He wouldn't get lift. He would. Yeah.

[Carter Doherty]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

He couldn't take off. They couldn't put the plane on the train and have it take off.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so that's not how they did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. He's flying. He drops down and then touches.

[Christy Lee]

Touches.

[Bob Kevoian]

Touches the back of the plane. And then here's some of the videos.

[Christy Lee]

Back off.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is one of those Red Bull cool planes.

[Josh Arnold]

So he was already flying.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Touches the plane and then takes off. Not nearly as impressive. I mean, I get that it takes a certain amount of skill, but.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it takes a lot of skill. He can't see the train when he

[Josh Arnold]

gets close, can he see train cars ahead of him? So that's what I mean. So you assume that the car you're going to land on is going the exact same direction.

[Christy Lee]

It's not going to turn on you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the last. It's the last car. It looks. It looks like the. Like an aircraft carrier.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And they've got it painted real well so he could tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

But once he gets close, it says there's no visual glide path. It reads as follows. He had to rely solely on his cognitive training and skill to achieve what was essentially a blind land.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell trains been here. You know why? You can see its tracks.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, Josh, did you ever, late to Saturday night, land in a caboose? You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean have a snow cone in the backyard?

[Josh Arnold]

It's occurred, and I find it to be somewhat overrated, honestly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That other one is. Another one's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing wrong with that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're both pretty. They're both pretty. Well, yeah. Why bother?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, the first one does that.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a lot of apologizing not

[Bob Kevoian]

available in the hockey movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that how you approach it? You're like, oh, it was an accident. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have. I. I get that philosophy. That's never been my. No, because what. I want that quote, unquote.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Accidentally done to me. Or would I prefer to maybe have a little conversation before about whether.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Doc. Doc. You could have told me, for God's sake. I thought I came here for. I came here for a toothache.

[Josh Arnold]

When you guys get shots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you want a countdown? Do you want.

[Pat Godwin]

No countdown. I'm a countdown man.

[Tom Griswold]

But I have to. I have to watch.

[Christy Lee]

Okay? So I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to see?

[Bob Kevoian]

I look right now, look the other way.

[Christy Lee]

I look the other way.

[Josh Arnold]

I just want to talk. Just. Or whatever. Just sit there, do it. Don't even tell me.

[Tom Griswold]

But the needles are so microscopic anymore, you can't feel it.

[Josh Arnold]

There really are some you don't feel.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're amazing.

[Christy Lee]

We're done. And I'm like, what?

[Josh Arnold]

When you get a blood draw, that can be rough.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is an art form to being a phlebotomist.

[Tom Griswold]

There certainly sure as hell is. And there are some phlebotomists that did not finish very high in their class. I can tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

This is your fourth try.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you say we try somebody else?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what to do. Well, let's get somebody else in here, shall we?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have said that twice in the last two months.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh too, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Am I right?

[Pat Godwin]

Didn't you get somebody else?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but she went, I'm gonna get somebody else.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't have to say. I said, is your supervisor here?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I see you.

[Bob Kevoian]

She couldn't find a vein. If you've looked at my. I look like one of those. I've got so many.

[Tom Griswold]

Invisible man.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Yeah. I look like one of those. Those models schlong I'm pretty easy to find a vein for me.

[Tom Griswold]

I see Josh going, oh, oh.

[Drew Powell]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Did you say oh, boy a lot?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet you. I think you'd be shocked.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't even know I'm getting shots.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding. Well, I was staying with the phlebotomist who couldn't find something right, and it

[Josh Arnold]

was uncomfortable, and she was going, oh, my gosh. I'm gonna have to go in the hand. And she had to try three different spots in the hand, which is a painful. And she was like, I'm so sorry. I was like, you're all right. It's okay. Like, I was that. To start your iv that was to draw blood.

[Pat Godwin]

Just to draw blood?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did they get your IV in your arm or did they have to put it in your hand?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope. IV in the arm was fine.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but there are some that are. There are some phlebotomists that are brilliant. You don't even know there are. Okay, go ahead, do it. What do you mean? It's already.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a first timer. She goes. She's training, and she. This is her first time drawing blood with. I was like, oh, geez. And I felt nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Armor the hand.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the arm. And it was the best blood draw I've ever had.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I felt nothing. I was like, you're good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. Well, good. You prefer the arm job to them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I like it right in the crook of the arm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very awkward for

[Bob Kevoian]

coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you grow up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have. We have a world record involving a distinguished physician. Oh, we'll get to that.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to talk about undistinguished physicians. You know, they're wearing a propeller beanie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm here to do an exploratory procedure on your heart.

[Josh Arnold]

A surgeon wearing wheelies?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm afraid of blood.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you don't bleed a lot. It's sick. At the side of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up. Can you smell when a woman is fertile?

[Tom Griswold]

Can't smell worse than what was in the microwave this morning, I'll tell you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord. It was a muskrat swallowed up by pig bladders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had that been a woman. Good Lord,

[Tom Griswold]

She must be.

[Christy Lee]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Breakfast enthusiasm can make up for the way this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who was cooking? And what the hell are they making? God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I missed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're lucky. That's why I had to put in eye drops. It smelled so bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had it in our mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are the o'reilly Auto Parts.

[Tom Griswold]

I tasted in his mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Please join us. We'll be here for a while here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB- tom1 or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news setter. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up tomorrow, might be able to squeeze it in today. Male birth control.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Back in the news. No.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like this.

[Christy Lee]

Finally take some responsibility.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Birth control is 100% the responsibility of the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Look it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not us, it's history. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know. I know what Josh does for his birth control. He.

[Christy Lee]

What does he do?

[Josh Arnold]

Eliminate the woman?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he just turns on the View.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, those are some loud mouthed women, aren't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Whoopi. Whoopi. Put it back.

[Josh Arnold]

They're loud mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put it back on.

[Josh Arnold]

Stupid. I don't care how loud they are. It's what they're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid world record. Speaking of stupid, an emergency room doctor from Ohio has broken the Guinness World record for the most matches held in his nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Very silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're not lit. Well, I think that's part of the.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that's a category, is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that'd be lit or not. Now. Now we're talking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I just hear you crumbling the story up?

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Scott. Scott Conkle. K O N C A L selling conkles and muscles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that the name of a hat?

[Christy Lee]

That's the Congo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. That's a Sam Jackson hat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Crammed a total of 91 matches into both his nostrils to beat the previous record of 81.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a question. That's an odd number.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so you two nostrils.

[Bob Kevoian]

So is the average human nostril. Is one bigger than the other? Typically.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe women's boobs?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. I'll bet it coincides with right handed or left handed.

[Christy Lee]

What about testicles? Don't you have one bigger than the other?

[Tom Griswold]

Kinda sorta.

[Josh Arnold]

One sometimes hangs lower than the other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretend you don't know about Josh's testicles, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

My buddy referred to it as the juggernaut. The one that was slightly.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's funny. That sounds like a Jerry Lewis movie. He's the juggernaut.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a photo of this match nosed idiot. Oh, it's hilarious. I take it back. I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's pretty funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this guy's a cool guy. He's an ER doc, so he's helping.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you know he's a cool guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because anyone who can work in an

[Tom Griswold]

E. How do you know he's a cool. He might be the most insufferable prick you've ever met.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but if this insufferable prick. You walk in there and you're bleeding out, he's gonna save your life.

[Pat Godwin]

He's got a longhorn on his chin. Look at that. The Texas.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell is that?

[Josh Arnold]

It's more than a butt chin. You know the clutch, right? It's way more.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like the Mercedes logo.

[Tom Griswold]

Hook them horns. It sure does.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like you got a bad car.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got a cleft with like two flared.

[Tom Griswold]

Poor guy. Hideous human being, this guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look, this guy saves lives every day.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm with Chico. We don't know his stats.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You're just assuming because of the doctor.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you're suggesting that more people died because he's putting matchsticks in his nose?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Nicknamed Kavorki. And we have no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God. I think he's a striking individual.

[Tom Griswold]

Strike a match.

[Josh Arnold]

I love matches.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me too.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I delight them and throw.

[Christy Lee]

You gave them to us.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why I gave you guys matches for Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

What I use for my candles.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've had to reorder, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice, dude. Because I want more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yourself.

[Christy Lee]

Or did you give them to others?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't get any for me. And then Kelly said, why don't we have anything?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the smell of matches.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got that really silly picture of me dressed like a.

[Christy Lee]

A cowboy.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a silly picture. It's a good picture.

[Josh Arnold]

It should be silly and it is not.

[Christy Lee]

She must really like that picture. Did she get it framed and put it on her nightstand?

[Pat Godwin]

Start a fire in the bedroom, does

[Tom Griswold]

she like without a spa?

[Bob Kevoian]

The day that she puts a picture of me on her nightstand will be really just the week of the funeral.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh,

[Bob Kevoian]

wow.

[Tom Griswold]

My God. In her defense, you need a safe house. My God.

[Josh Arnold]

She does have a picture of you and Hugh Jackman. It's just you've been folded under.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did I tell you that she actually met him?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good. She got to. Yeah, she was at this event.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, boy, was that embarrassing. Tom, four or five phone calls. Could you talk. This is. This is Kelly.

[Drew Powell]

Could you talk to.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was embarrassing.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll never see him again, But, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going there. He puts his family on the phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hugh Jackson was. Jackson Jackman.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't even know his name.

[Tom Griswold]

Here, Jackson 5.

[Bob Kevoian]

This way. This te. Just went down. Sorry. Are you all right? Mr. Jackman was in here. He couldn't have been nicer. And despite what you.

[Tom Griswold]

How you treated him.

[Bob Kevoian]

So Kelly actually met him at this event. She goes, I talked to you in the phone. And he knew. He goes, oh, that's right. You were down in Florida with your kids. He remembered the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

He is a good actor.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a nice, very nice fellow. Said he wants to come back in here and just sit in as a DJ one morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it'd be great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, come on in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just let the sit in your seat, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, would you be mad if he had to sit in my seat next to you?

[Christy Lee]

No. Give me time to think about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think that. You think the green room smelled from that cooking this morning? All right, who's making clams?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that leads to this story.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a question, though. This guy with the matchsticks up his nose. Huh? Is there some trick to this? Do you, like, have to lubricate it?

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't look like it. That's a fair question, because you have

[Tom Griswold]

to work up to it.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think lubricating would be dangerous, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

All the way up into your brain.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you take like. Like 50 of them and get like, a wad of them, shove them and then start.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he starts with maybe three and then more and.

[Bob Kevoian]

But do you stick them?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet he fills one nostril first.

[Bob Kevoian]

But do you put them around the perimeter, or do you put the new ones in the middle?

[Christy Lee]

Why don't we get them on the phone?

[Josh Arnold]

The new ones have to go in the middle.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you can't get them on the phone because you guys insulted him. He's probably going to sue you for malpractice.

[Christy Lee]

Not malpractice

[Bob Kevoian]

on the phone.

[Josh Arnold]

For me.

[Tom Griswold]

Slander. I would think. Maybe libel, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's see. We were speaking. It. It would be slander.

[Christy Lee]

Slander.

[Bob Kevoian]

See if you can get the doc on the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, you can't. Oh, what a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe next.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see the comment where he said, as a physician, I've been entertaining.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw it. I chose not to read it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He says, anyone that knows me finds it entertaining that I choose a record that involves sticking objects where they don't belong. In the er, there's no shortage of unique objects that get stuck in unique locations.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess he decided not to do the record for the most, you know, ping pong balls in the keister.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a dog. They call him Match Adams. Nothing. Nothing for that.

[Christy Lee]

That was interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have thought it got something.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would have been a good headline.

[Tom Griswold]

Part of me was hoping there was nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

I said, yeah, I enjoy it.

[Josh Arnold]

What I appreciated was you weren't not giving me anything because you thought it would be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It really was natural.

[Pat Godwin]

The vacuum is very funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's more of a. That's more of Reader's Digest headline than a joke. Well, but you have to be aware

[Christy Lee]

of the Patch Adams the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

And look, I wasn't. I was just trying to get on base with that less than successful movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't a home run.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't swinging for the fences.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I just say we got a doctor who puts matches. He tries to entertain people by putting matches up his nose. You know, Match Adams is right there.

[Pat Godwin]

It's right there.

[Tom Griswold]

A solid single. Not necessarily a bunt.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was a bunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, did I make it to first?

[Bob Kevoian]

If it was a female doctor, did I.

[Josh Arnold]

Did the bunt advance the runner?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'll take it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll let you build your own. This is the Bob and Tom home game. Build your own bunt joke. Okay. Coming up, we have a guest. We have to start behaving.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever gone into that place called nothing? Bundt cake.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm curious. I want to go in there. Are they good?

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Very good. And they have little individual ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So if you want to try like three or four flavors, you can get a big pack of four of them and eat them all in your car.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a bunch fest parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Last time I saw Lilith Fair was

[Tom Griswold]

the Put your face right in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to start behaving because we're gonna get a guest in here. Comedian Carter Dougherty will be here. Also, our good buddy actor Drew Powell is gonna be joining us this morning. Coming up in the news, we have an update on Michelangelo's David. And we have. We have two cool art history stories today on the way. And another big story in the world of sports. And can you smell it?

[Tom Griswold]

World of sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got a Seahawks update.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to sell the team. How is that an update?

[Bob Kevoian]

They just gave the whole story away.

[Tom Griswold]

They announced at the end of the day season that he's going to sell the team. That's what his will.

[Bob Kevoian]

They denied it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Carter Doherty]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Maybe a song here, Pat. Well, I got Tom. Pat has a song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Drew Powell]

Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you gonna sing about, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

I could sing about Prince Andrew. I love this wing story. A judge now says that wings are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we have still wings. Wait a minute. The Prince Andrew. You got a song already?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good.

[Carter Doherty]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you was arrested this morning on his 66 6th birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Maybe the photographs of him hovering over a passed out teenager.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could that be it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my Lord.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they also raided his home.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is. That means he's not going to be able to go to work today.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably had a big day of hope.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't get fired or cashing checks

[Josh Arnold]

or whatever the hell he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, Pat, what's the little Barry Manilow trip tribute?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Andy, you live such a wild life. Crazy Fergie woes, your wife, a man who never sweats face in a mugshot. You were still a prince. Now what have you got arrested? Just today. Public misconduct, so they say. Hearing all your lies on the TV screen now you realize you shouldn't have hung out with Epstein.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Andy.

[Pat Godwin]

But you came and you left without asking for someone's id. Oh, Andy, you kissed her and pictures were taken. Now they took you away.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Andy, they sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he still married to. Was he the one married to Fergie?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're not married.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Not the great singer for no Sarah Ferguson.

[Christy Lee]

They're not married. But she stood by him all these years and now it's.

[Tom Griswold]

That was in the song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And she was also mentioned in the Epstein files and so were her girls.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, she had some emails back and forth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who was it, though? Yeah, I mean, Pat, don't you have a tribute to.

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

To Epstein Island. A lot of people mentioned. But just because you were Mentioned doesn't mean you did anything necessarily.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's on the Epstein list? Country's mad wives are pissed. Oh, you know, it's just politics. But it seems everybody's on the Epstein list. Prince Andrew, that's obvious. Especially today. Everybody's on the Epstein list. Nelson Mandela, the peace activist someone said is on the Epstein list. Desmond's tutu and Pope Francis, Mr. Rogers. Yeah, what are the chances? The Dalai Lamas publicist. Seems everybody's on the Epstein list. Well, the guy from Dunkin Donuts who gets up early. Larry, Moe and the first Curly. The unknown comic, the Maharishi the guy who sold me my Mitsubishi. Giants owner Steve Tish. Everybody's on the FC list. Epstein list of people are pissed. Yeah. Who's really on it? Who they miss? All left side, right side, down the middle. That guy from the band Kansas who plays the fiddle. Even my girlfriend's really pissed. Apparently I'm on Epstein list.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, the guy from Kansas isn't on the list. Just to clarify. Very fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you worried he's gonna of the Wayward Song? Gonna hear about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a Kansas cover band called the Wayward Songs?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there should be. That's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

If that is not bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, if there isn't one, there should be. We have Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

I know the one guy who does Kansas covers. Dustin D. Wind isn't. He's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Double Very good. Josh will be leaving the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Drew Powell]

Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh will be leaving the show to edit the humor in uniform section of 1950s Reader's Digest.

[Josh Arnold]

These aren't too far off from some of the jokes you slide.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do the same, but better. How dare you insult myself. Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Well, new research out there suggests men cannot smell when a woman is fertile.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we can't.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Based on her.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't think we could.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I thought you said we. That was the story.

[Josh Arnold]

That we could One time maybe we could.

[Bob Kevoian]

The story was. That is.

[Christy Lee]

That's been the so called theory that's

[Bob Kevoian]

been floating around for a long time in evolutionary science. They were wondering if you led me astray if women would be more attractive at that time in order to propagate the species. Am I getting this right?

[Christy Lee]

That sounds right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know anything about science.

[Christy Lee]

Based on her vulvar odors.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do they.

[Christy Lee]

This V U, L, V A R. Looked it up. It's a medical term used to describe anything pertaining to the vulva.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so it's also. And it's also a Swedish. A very fine Swedish car. I've owned several and I highly recommend.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers in Germany sought to test the so called leaky Q hypothesis. That sounds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a terrible name for us.

[Josh Arnold]

Is leaky a name of a person?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Leaky Q hypothesis proposes that women might unintentionally emit some kind of subtle physiological signs of fertility.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Including vaginal odor.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it the letter Q or Q? Q is in line.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Q, E is in. You're getting a cue.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cue. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a cue to go to the leaky cue.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I mean, one of the. I'm sure you probably don't know this, but there is a sign. There is a leaky cue. Really? When a woman is fertile, she usually will have some sort of a discharge. But this is talking about armpit odor, voice pitch, or facial attractiveness.

[Drew Powell]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

After scientists collected vulvar odor samples from women, 139 men were then tasked with sniffing the samples and rating them on attractiveness, pleasantness and intensity.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they don't know which woman it came from.

[Christy Lee]

And they don't know if she's fertile or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. And the study showed that they could not recognize whether the woman was fertile or not.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. They were not influenced by the woman's fertility status.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was watching the video and one guy took a big whiff and he goes, this has that new car smell. Apparently it was a new Volvo.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the same Joe. Well, it's the Same damn Joe.

[Bob Kevoian]

82% of the men in the survey immediately went to McDonald's and got a filet o fish that they can't figure out how that happened.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why I've been craving

[Bob Kevoian]

one of those oils. Oh, they're the best. And we had the letter the other day that apparently. Can you always get the double filet o fish?

[Josh Arnold]

No, typically it's just this time of year, Lent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's great.

[Christy Lee]

And other fast food people, they jump on the fish bandwagon during Lent, too, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, TV now will just be tax place commercials and fish sandwich commercial.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is. I am a huge fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Every time you bring this up, I want a filet. I haven't had one since I was a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

I love them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's. That's all. That's. My McDonald's order is always the same

[Christy Lee]

because I don't do tartar.

[Bob Kevoian]

I knew it.

[Christy Lee]

And at the time I didn't eat cheese either. So when I was eating, if I ordered.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the bun?

[Christy Lee]

If I ordered a filet o fish as a kid with nothing on it, I can't imagine parents went ballistic.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, back then it probably took 25 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, a little miss difficult eater in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Arby's has a real mean fish sandwich too, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wasn't aware.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, McDonald's and Barbies get a lot of my business this time of year. At H and R block.

[Drew Powell]

We have the fish too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big fish now. So wait, so for the study. Wait a minute, I got to find the script here. You had here they. Oh, it says the 139 men were tasked with sniffing the samples. So did they just take a swab and.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounded like it.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Or you think. You think there was some guy holding his fingers up to guys noses, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. What do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

And in a couple cases. Smell my elbow.

[Christy Lee]

Thank God you're not in the medical field.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, are you kidding me? I would have flunked out the first day.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an interesting study.

[Christy Lee]

It is an interesting study because we've all heard. And that whole pheromone thing. Sure, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my favorite ones we ever had. I have to dig this up. Remember the one with the T shirts?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, pretty interesting.

[Christy Lee]

They slept with the T shirts and

[Bob Kevoian]

then they cut the T shirts into

[Josh Arnold]

little swaths and women based their attractiveness on the smell.

[Christy Lee]

On the smell of the man's body odor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very interesting. But. So this.

[Christy Lee]

That was a pheromone study.

[Bob Kevoian]

Long held legend that men know when their woman is fertile even somewhat unconsciously is apparently not the case.

[Christy Lee]

Women would like to know when they're fertile.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's not. I mean there are abs and stuff, but they're not. Totally.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's when you. Trust me, when you're trying to get pregnant. It's. It's a. It's. I don't want to go there.

[Josh Arnold]

But also.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know how to word this delicately. If a fellow is close enough to a lady to get a whiff of it anyway, isn't it party time?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, and if you. I mean I get what you're saying, but in the. Doesn't necessarily mean she's fertile. If you're that close, do you look

[Tom Griswold]

at someone and go hey, it's party time.

[Josh Arnold]

But the study also, it was based on facial attractiveness and a couple armpit odor, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Not just the.

[Josh Arnold]

So you didn't have to get close to the Volvo.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this testo was strictly vulvar. Vulvar aroma, but yeah, that'd be a weird gig. Gotta go into work today, honey. I gotta. I gotta stop at CVS and buy 134 swabs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, are you. You're doing some sort of ear study?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. The ladies will be coming in and will you.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, coming up, we're gonna have a special guest in the studio. So it'll be time to start behaving.

[Josh Arnold]

Why? We've never met Carter, and I think he should get to know the real us.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think so?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Deep end, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's dangerous. Comedian Carter Doherty will be joining us coming up in a matter of moments. I want to talk about something real quick that I am a huge fan of. We talk about a lot of stuff on the show, but this thing is just awesome. It's the aura frame. Aura. And when we first started talking about these, I immediately got one because it's so cool. It's a picture frame. It's about the size of a piece of like an 8 by 10 piece of paper. And it's got a beautiful black matte finish on the picture frame. Except you don't just put one photo in there. You hook it up and you can load it with unlimited photos and videos. And we've got it set to rotate. Right now there's a picture of Pat Godwin getting the high five from Mr. Hugh Jackman after Pat played a great song that Mr. Jackman sang along with right here in the studio. Nice job, Pat. Thank you. Nice job. Nice job, Hugh. Now this thing is called the aura frame. Unlimited storage. You can preload it. I, in fact, put some of those pictures on myself. I did it from my house, but the frame was here.

[Chad Daniels]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's some kind of magic electricity involving the Internet. I have no idea how it works,

[Tom Griswold]

but I'm actually magical electricity.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm capable of doing it with the assistance of one of my daughters, age 10. The oral.

[Christy Lee]

That would be great. If you have an elderly parent or elderly grandparent, you can load the pictures for them. They don't have to worry about the technology and they get a beautiful new picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kristen Lee, the voice of reason. In spite of all the insults, she steps up and tries to clarify.

[Josh Arnold]

Make sure you tell your grandparent, though, that is this. This is a frame where the pictures will change.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Otherwise, my God, my picture's haunted.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew that wasn't a picture. Oh, my God, it changed. What the hell's going On.

[Josh Arnold]

Life is moving so fast at this age.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes I wonder if we're helpful at all.

[Josh Arnold]

I know we're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The world's just moving too fast.

[Bob Kevoian]

The pictures change all the time. There's a picture of me wearing a wig. I look kind of like Robert Redford right at the end there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couldn't give up there. Oh, look, there's one of my. There's Mr. Fletcher. He's saying, have you heard about my new diet? I'm supposed to be eating cheeseburgers. No lettuce, no tomato. Really? Would you like ketchup in your cheeseburger? No, the ketchup is for my french fries. French fries and a vanilla shake.

[Christy Lee]

Or a frames.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where do we get one vanilla shake?

[Josh Arnold]

Bats.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the bell frame. It's a combo meal.

[Josh Arnold]

Marbles officially lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, this is Steve from our friend. What the hell is going on on Thursday? Can you illuminate that for me, please?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a picture of Willie on stage. I love this aura frame. That's why I'm going on so long about it. This is really cool. Bob and Tom Schollissers get 35 bucks off the famous Carver mat frame. And we'll get objective here. We can go to the New York Times. Wirecutter named it number one. And if you read wirecutter, they don't like anything. They love the aura frame, just like I do. The code word is tom. When you go to auraframes.com the code word will let them know that in spite of the rather verbose presentation of the show. 35 bucks off Aura Frames dot com. Get one today just for me. The promo code is tom. It's an awesome product and I don't use the word awesome lightly. We are going to come back with Mr. Docherty, unless he's already ditched us. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I am Chick McGee and Tom. We have a brand new special guest. Bless his heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

We certainly do. He's a young man. We've never met him. His name is Carter Doherty.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Carter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howdy. How you guys doing? I'm just guessing. I've barely even spoken to you, but it. Were you ever bullied as a kid? Do they go like hickory dockery dick, something like that?

[Carter Doherty]

That was a common one back in the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I figured it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just right there. That's an unusual name. I like that name.

[Tom Griswold]

Doherty, you're kind of a. You're kind of an old school bully, weren't you?

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was in the other opposite end of it. You got bully. Oh, yeah, okay. Absolutely, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. He didn't have a pubic hair until.

[Christy Lee]

That's why he bullies us.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't bully you. You're just all soft.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Soft as a newborn baby. Duck.

[Josh Arnold]

Carter, how old are you?

[Carter Doherty]

I'm 24.

[Christy Lee]

Baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Carter Doherty]

Born in 2001.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now.

[Pat Godwin]

Ouch.

[Bob Kevoian]

I often. One of my friends just had a baby last week and we were at. While during the pregnancy, we discussed naming the child quite often.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And naming kids is tricky. I always go by the. I call it the Supreme Court justice rule. So your name, for example, would. You'd be a great Supreme Court justice. Doesn't mean Carter Doherty today.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a good name.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there are certain names that people have that, you know, if your name is like, you know, galaxy, you're gonna end up being a stripper.

[Christy Lee]

Did he go with the name you suggested?

[Tom Griswold]

God, I hope not.

[Christy Lee]

Or approved. I guess I should say the latter. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he. And he. He hit a home run with the middle name. I mean, he. And at the last minute, a home run.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He managed to. The middle name is a combination of the both mother in laws. His. Sorry, his mother and his mother in law. Brilliant move.

[Christy Lee]

That is nice that way.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you can. If you can get through that and I piss off somebody. That's. That's a miracle.

[Carter Doherty]

And it's a coherent middle name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't share it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't want to.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not a mix of like Connie and Hunter.

[Bob Kevoian]

You feel free to leave now. Your name?

[Carter Doherty]

Carter? Yeah, My. My mom chose all of our names after US Presidents.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Carter Doherty]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got.

[Carter Doherty]

I got three siblings and I'm the oldest, and I got a brother named Jackson, a sister named Madison, and then I got a little baby sister. Her name's Barack Obama.

[Bob Kevoian]

She obviously remarried. Yeah.

[Carter Doherty]

Yeah. She has a different dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if that. I kind of. You wonder if that's. By the way, that's. Really? Cool.

[Carter Doherty]

Yeah, no, I do actually have a little baby sister. Little baby Kennedy. She's four now.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are great names.

[Christy Lee]

That is great names.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've never, never even thought of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because our former producer Dean is a kind of a presidential history expert. But he didn't have any kids. I wonder why he's never. And he's also got like 10 dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Why he didn't name all of his dogs after President.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna have to call him, tell him if he's the next dog, he has to start doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure he'll be really excited to get your call.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that you think your number has. Wasn't blocked two years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know where he. I can drop off mail. Well, Carter, what else is happening in your life? Are you. You're 24 years old, you are single, on the hunt. Are you married?

[Carter Doherty]

Just entered a new, newish relationship.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exciting, right?

[Carter Doherty]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cool.

[Carter Doherty]

I. I just moved into a new apartment as well, and I. It's tiny and currently I got my mattress on the floor right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I did that.

[Carter Doherty]

Know it's nice. It's like a Japanese style futon mattress. It's supposed to be on the ground. I haven't brought my new lady over that yet. And I'm embarrassed about. When she sees the mattress on the

[Bob Kevoian]

ground, she'll be like, really?

[Carter Doherty]

But I gotta be like, no, no, this is fancy. It's a Japanese style futon mattress. And we'll get in and I'll pull out my penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

She'll be like, really?

[Carter Doherty]

No, it was the Japanese style.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huge. It's funny you'd bring that up because it actually leads to a news story today. This is a weird story involving art history. And now, Christy, I know you've taken a lot of art history. You're fairly well versed.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Spend some time at the art museum.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you're. And you're going to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I've been there a couple of times.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the home of some of the greatest art in the history of Western culture.

[Christy Lee]

And a lot of penile art.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And this is a penile art.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

But not just focused on that.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

But sculptures.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's in there.

[Christy Lee]

You know, art researchers say the depiction of penis sizes and historical paintings have gradually increased over the past seven centuries.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't it used to be considered gauche?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. A study into the site to have

[Bob Kevoian]

a large male member attacking.

[Christy Lee]

Embarrassing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's probably because the people who could afford to commission The Michelangelos of the world may have wanted the sculptures to reflect their own situation. They didn't want to have the ladies of the court disappointed that. You know what I'm saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. So if these famous works of art where the penises were on display, a woman would go, oh, okay. And then look at the guy that she's actually with and go, oh, he's way bigger.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

That kind of thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. All right.

[Drew Powell]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A study into the size of human penis size and paintings revealed that during the 15th and 16th centuries, there was a dramatic increase in paintings depicting the naked male body, but the penis was still depicted as relatively small. From 1900 to the present day, the average penis size in paintings has been significantly higher than those of all earlier periods. And the average size of 21st century paintings was greater than all other centuries. Researchers suggest the ubiquity of porn may have changed the ideal penis size for men.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

But also, back in those days, they were only doing paintings of white guys.

[Christy Lee]

But now we've got two ends of the spectrum, though. Guys in porn don't look like your average man.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But it's not based in. It said. It's based on that last sentence you read.

[Christy Lee]

The ubiquity of porn may have changed the ideal penis.

[Josh Arnold]

The ideal penis size, not the actual penis size.

[Bob Kevoian]

That really is. I mean, they went and measured all these paintings over the years. I mean, in today's world of painting, it's amazing. I was looking at one the other day, and I thought, that is really huge. Particularly since it's a landscape.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd to have the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why they. They went to all that trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe all the guys in the 15th and 16th centuries were, you know, growers, not showers.

[Bob Kevoian]

So also they. I think you have to remember, they didn't have H vac.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

So those salons were probably freezing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Everything shrinks up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, it's. Hey, Da Vinci, it's a little chilly in here. Could you not get. Not really getting the. Getting the real view here. I. I wonder if any. Painters are obviously famous for doing self portraits. The Van Gogh paint. Self portrait. One of the greats of all time.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think they did them. Did a naked portrait of themselves?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've always wondered about that. Does anyone ever do that?

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody must have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would think.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I imagine by the time the 20th century came around, if they were doing it, they would certainly give themselves a little boost.

[Josh Arnold]

Hmm.

[Carter Doherty]

How often in these paintings are they painting them hard?

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Christy Lee]

Not often at all.

[Carter Doherty]

I feel like, that's not a fair judgment then.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm saying. Because you have growers, not showers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that would be really awkward unless you were. Unless your statue was also a hat rack. But although you do without getting too vulgar. Oh, there are. You see those. A lot of. Some of those sort of like cave paintings.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Those will often show erects or even

[Christy Lee]

in Egyptian and in Italy, hieroglyphics.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, that's why they called it Homo erectus in those cave paintings.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want one of.

[Tom Griswold]

Of those.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the hockey team thing.

[Carter Doherty]

I want one of those peeing fountains. But I want the guy hard in it to go into two different directions.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The volcano place. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Pompeii.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pompeii.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I was there, the. The guide said, okay, this next thing is just for the gents. And you had you.

[Drew Powell]

Everyone.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the guys were kind of had to give him a tip.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then he took.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean, like, money?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Then he took you around the corner and there were the naked. Naked erect.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which I always thought that was kind of humorous that.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean a shadow that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, he.

[Tom Griswold]

They were actual people laying there, Paintings on the wall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That was kind of. Kind of odd. But. So in any event, I think Pat has.

[Christy Lee]

Pat has a song about this particular phenomenon.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. Well, also, we had the. Another story that ties into it involves

[Christy Lee]

Christianity, Michelangelo's famous statue of David, where Italian officials are fighting to protect the dignity of the penis. On that, curators at the Galleria Dell Accademia are concerned about the growing number of souvenirs sold around Florence that focus on his genitalia. The state Attorney's office in Florence has been filing lawsuits against souvenir sellers and commercial entities whose products focus on or exploit David's genitalia. Legal authorities are invoking Italy's landmark Cultural Heritage Code, which protects artistic treasures from disparaging and unauthorized commercial use.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pretty interesting. They. And this is now involved in a lawsuit with the European Union. If there is this, in fact, legal.

[Josh Arnold]

There was also a lawsuit in the Orlando area where souvenir shops near and around Disney World were selling these pictures of Mickey Mouse with a huge boner. And they're asking them, and the Disney

[Tom Griswold]

lawyers are famously litigious.

[Josh Arnold]

If you can get one of those, get it now.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

They're gonna go away.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we have a song pad on this topic.

[Pat Godwin]

I am a true man of the world. I stand with my flag unfurled. I'm a gorgeous melting pot. Of humanity. But one physical flaw. Such a blow to my vanity. I have a cute English nose like the Swedes. I'm the leanest, I have huge Austrian pecs But a Greek statue penis. I'm hung like ancient art, that's what came between us. You like my Roman hands but not my Greek statue penis. I'm no Norse God, neither grower nor showa. I have a pint sized package like that javelin thrower. Go ahead, take a peek at my teeny weeny Greek physique. I'm a stranger strong Irish liver and a Japanese like genius. No big American gut. But a Greek statue penis. Salty Brazilian nuts, Not a Greek statue penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

I cannot see those statues now without singing that in my head. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

You will welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you're going to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Taking a whole bunch of folks in September.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are there still any openings?

[Christy Lee]

We have a wait list right now. I'm trying to talk them into adding a trip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Add a second show.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I think.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have some details on the Bob and Tom website?

[Christy Lee]

I'm hoping, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. That'll be great. You're going to Florence, right?

[Christy Lee]

We're going to Florence. We're going to Rome, we're going to Milan, we're going to Tuscany.

[Bob Kevoian]

And hasn't the Olympics, they really have made Italy just look so great.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that Cortina is. Is so beautiful. Anyway, I've never been to the northern part of Italy. I'm very excited about that. Lake Como.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's gonna be. That's gonna be it. Como says what? That's gonna be a great trip. Find out if you can go with Christy Lee and check out Italy. But you gotta hand it to NBC and the Olympic committee. What a great job. And it's so much fun to watch the Olympics. And the. The coverage is unbelievable with the. We were talking about the cameraman that is an expert skater that can skate backwards on the ice. And they fought the drones following everything. It's amazing. Just. And the drone technology has really gotten to the point where we could probably have a drone camera in here.

[Tom Griswold]

There.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, don't do that. Jeff just about had a heart attack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, can you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

Go to the drone. I mean it wouldn't be. We were just gonna. 4ft above.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

You laugh now.

[Tom Griswold]

This is drone cam.

[Christy Lee]

I guess I could go out the door and into the parking lot or something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we need to get a pet, a dog and put a camera on the dog and have dog cam. And have him walk around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'd like. I'd be very happy having a station.

[Christy Lee]

I thought we were told we couldn't have one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we were, but that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm working on that. We could just have the dog live here.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what would he do on the weekends?

[Tom Griswold]

He'd stall if one of us would take him home.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like we did in grade school. We got to take the gerbil home.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to take the gerbil home.

[Christy Lee]

Or the guinea pig.

[Bob Kevoian]

But doesn't that sound like a code phrase? Hey, honey, you want to take the gerbil?

[Tom Griswold]

And then that's a night.

[Drew Powell]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe Saturday night. We could eat.

[Josh Arnold]

You could just slightly sat down.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have a snow cone in the backyard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, these are all good.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and the gerbil. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Christy Lee is not just a world traveler and a connoisseur of great art. Christie is also a connoisseur of cars. She has always been a car girl. I would absolutely guarantee of all of us in this room, you have owned more automobiles in your life. Life than any of us.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I used to trade, like, every year. Not anymore. I told you. They called wanting to get my Hyundai back, and I said, I'm not giving it back. I don't want to sell it back. I love it so much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same thing happened to my friend at the bank.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, you haven't been paying your bills.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not repossessing it. Hyundai. So then I had to finance my down payment into the payment, and then.

[Christy Lee]

Remember those days?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The Hyundai Palisade Hybrid is out there, and it has an unbelievable EPA estimated 619 mile range. That's incredible. Fits a family of seven. And you can go a very long way.

[Bob Kevoian]

And as someone who is, over the years, owned a number of cars that have the back seat and the wayback, as we called it. When I was a kid in the station wagon era, we had the wayback. And in those days, you'd enter from the what is now considered a hatchback.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the problem with the wayback is that you have to climb over the back seat. And so Hyundai has the motto, no cleats on the seats, which they accomplish by putting captain's chairs for the back seat. A great move. So they can just go through that little aisle.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there you are in the back having a good time. Now, the one thing Hyundai has not been able to fix is what do you do about kids leaving french fries and half drunk drinks in the back about every Saturday. You gotta go in there. Okay, honey, I'm going in. I'm gonna clean out the way back where the cup holders are full of stuff. Hyundai. This is a staggering stat. 619 miles of range on select trims with the beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Get the details by visiting Hyundai USA.com you can even call them 562-314-4603. Just get some details. Check out Hyundai USA.com Coming up, we're going to be visited by Drew Powell. Actor Carter Doherty's gonna hang with us for a while. Comedian and we have a special surprise coming next, huh? Oh, you're gonna love it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm doing great.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a special guest joining us,

[Bob Kevoian]

the studio Fresh face. He is comedian Carter Doherty. We'll talk with Mr. Docherty in a matter of moments. But I have a surprise guest.

[Josh Arnold]

You do?

[Bob Kevoian]

I am so excited. We had a news story this morning from the Guinness World Records people. An ER doctor from Ohio has broken the world record for holding the most matchsticks in his nose. And we have Scott, he is the physician in question on the phone. He's an ER doc. Scott, how do you pronounce your last name?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

It's Conkel Konkle.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I thought. Dr. Scott Konkel. Hey, Scott, thanks for allowing us to speak with you. According to this, you're a 45 year old physician from Guinness and you shoved a bunch of matches in your nose. What's the backstory on this?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

You know, the backstory is I wanted to get McGinnis world records for something for a while, but it's, it's surprisingly difficult to get McGinnis world records if you're not exceptionally good at anything. So to find something that required no skill whatsoever as well as no special equipment and didn't require a ton of money to do it. So after, after searching for a while, a nurse at work actually helped me it and sent me an email and I said, I think I can. I think I can beat the Swedish record and bring the record to America, where big dumb records belong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Usa. So, Doctor, when you did this, do you. Do you put the ratchets around the periphery, or do you. What was your technique, if you will?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

So Guinness specifies that you have to stick them in one by one. So when I did my training run initially, I kind of just wadded them all up and tried to stick in as many as I could at once. But the official guidelines for the record say you have to stick them in one by one. So you kind of have to put one in and pick a nostril, put one in at a time, hold it there with your thumb, and then once you get to about 25 or 30, they'll stay there by themselves and you can start filling in gaps.

[Josh Arnold]

But

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

you just have to kind of finagle it a little bit and do the best you can.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have exceptionally large nostrils to begin with?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I do not. And I don't. I don't think they're any bigger. Afterwards, I thought about, you know, at work we have special balloons that we use for people with bad nosebleeds where you can inflate this balloon up their nose and it tamponades off the bleeding. And I thought for training purposes, I may have to try using a couple of those balloons to stretch my nostrils out, which I was waiting for. The moment I was sitting on my couch and my family came over and saw me stretching my nostrils with nasal balloons. But I didn't have to go that far because I did a training run. And in my training run, I got 88, which beat the current record, the previous record, I should say, of 81. So I knew I could do it without stretching my nostrils any further than they were already.

[Christy Lee]

How was the pain? Was there pain involved?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

No, it didn't hurt at all. I didn't have any obvious bleeding afterwards. But I did have the matches. Definitely had some blood tinge to them when they came out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doctor, Dr. Konkle, is there a required type of match? Obviously there are wooden matchsticks, right?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Yes. They said they just had to be commercially available, so I just had to go to the store. Basically, as long as I could buy them in the store, they were okay. And they couldn't be the paper ones. They had to be the wooden match.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doctor, I grew up in the Cleveland area, and we used to get matches called Ohio Blue tips. Do they still make those? Those were the wooden stick matches with

[Christy Lee]

that had the red, white and blue

[Bob Kevoian]

box and the chemical on the Tip. So you could just.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think they still do.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I'm guessing they might. I honestly, I also grew up in the Cleveland area, so I. I don't remember those. But, you know, if you send me some, I'm willing to give them a shot. See how many I get up my nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't feel bad for not remembering. There's a 75 year difference between.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dr. Konkle, I have to ask you this because you are an ER doc.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that you get to ask this every day. I have been told by my ER doc buddy that the show the Pit is the most accurate portrayal of the emergency room in the history of television and cinema. Do you agree?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I stick to my guns. That Scrubs is the most accurate. The interactions on that show, I think are dead on and absolutely hilarious. So I stick to Scrubs over the picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you watched the Pit?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I've seen a couple episodes of it.

[Drew Powell]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cause in the. In the. One of the episodes, they. A kid has something stuck in his nose and they stick this thing up there and they blow it up and pull out whatever it was and they. They even give it a name. It's like, you know, the Reuben extractor or something.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Yes, probably the cat extractor. The. I have not seen that one. I did, earlier in the year, have a kid with a popcorn kernel up his nose. And the family was a lot of fun. And after we got the colonel out, the nurse that was working with me in there said, you gotta tell them about your world record. And I thought, all right, I'm gonna tell him. And I told this family that at that point, I had applied for the world record for most matches in the nose, and they were impressed by it. So it did. This kid did find it hilarious that he was there for a popcorn kernel in his nose. And I was there as a potential Guinness World Record holder for most men.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you just stick the kid's head in the microwave for 22nd and pops and it's easier to pull out.

[Tom Griswold]

Pull it right out.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

That is exactly what one of his family members said to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, we're speaking.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet that was Uncle Nick.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're speaking with Dr. Scott Conkle.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

If we couldn't get it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, we're speaking with Dr. Scott Conkle. He has the world record for the most matches in his nose. He is, in fact, a physician, an ER doctor. How long do you have to leave them in? When you had all. Whatever it was, 91 matches in your nose. You have to leave them in there.

[Tom Griswold]

For.

[Bob Kevoian]

For a specific period of time.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

10 seconds.

[Christy Lee]

10 seconds.

[Bob Kevoian]

During that 10 seconds, does anybody say, wanna light?

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

No. No. And I didn't. The key was not to sneeze.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I was gonna ask.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Yeah, I did my practice run and I started sneezing at 88. So that's why I stopped there. And I was worried. I mean, you know, it's a fun record up until you end up in the burn unit, so I intentionally stopped at that point.

[Christy Lee]

I did some research during this call. You don't want to use the Ohio blue tips because they're exc. Extra thick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently they do still make them.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they do, Tom. I'll get you some.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a stand. I just have a general question about health care. Isn't it true that hospitals charge patients differently based on how attractive they are? Like, if you find a woman really hot, you'll charge her less than an ugly guy.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

I can't explain why you're getting charged more whenever you go to the hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

Very well done.

[Bob Kevoian]

A friend of mine, an ER doc, years and years ago, sent me an X ray and this was pre Photoshop of a light bulb in the keister of some poor fellow. Do you. Have you had occasion to encounter any unusual objects in the backside in your career? Oh, yeah.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

All of my co workers find it absolutely hilarious that I did this record because my goal. You know, there's heart centers, there's stroke centers, there's trauma centers, but there is nowhere in America where there is a foreign body center of excellence. And my goal is I want my hospital system to be the first foreign body center of excellence in all of the world. But yes, I've the. I tell people the human body is limited only by one's imagination.

[Christy Lee]

Tom, I think you've met your new best friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'll tell you what. If I win the lottery. If I win the lottery, Dr. Konkle, I am going to donate the money. As long as they name it after me.

[Josh Arnold]

And so long as the entrance is in the back.

[Carter Doherty]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Dr. Conkle, you're a great sport and obviously you help people every day and I'm sure they all appreciate it. And we appreciate your taking the time out of your day to call us.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, again, we don't know if he's a particularly good doctor.

[Bob Kevoian]

We don't know that. This is where we segue into the slander portion of our show. Doctor, check out the pit. It's great. But I guess for you that'd be like. Yeah, watching a radio show. Okay, Doc. Thanks very much.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

All right. Thank you, guys.

[Christy Lee]

Take care.

[Josh Arnold]

Congratulations.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a great guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's so much fun. Oh, yeah, we forgot. You forgot to do your Patch Adams joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't forget.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see, you want to do it for our guests?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I said the guy is a doctor and he put matches up his nose to win a world record. And I said he should be called Match Adams. And these guys gave me nothing for

[Bob Kevoian]

that much the way you just did.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I got about as much. I hate the movie Patch Adams, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Who doesn't?

[Carter Doherty]

I don't know what Patch Adams is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a very unsuccessful movie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

For good reason. We're going to come right, right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob at Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin in the performance room.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There he is. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and Tom. We. We've got two guests in the studio

[Bob Kevoian]

today joined by a fresh face. He is a young comedian. Carter Doherty has joined us in the studio. And right there is a veteran actor. He is Drew Powell. And I was just thinking about something, Drew.

[Drew Powell]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you're an actor. Let's just say, for example, right now you have a mustache. Yes, you can.

[Drew Powell]

Flavor saver.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can always say to someone, oh, I grew this for a role I'm in.

[Drew Powell]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you feel that they look at you and go, that's a good look.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you're thinking right now?

[Drew Powell]

Are you loving my mustache? Is that what you're trying to say?

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, it looks good, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Drew Powell]

Thank you, bro.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently, the. The mustache has come back.

[Josh Arnold]

It really has.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. Which I didn't want any part of because I was like, that's stupid. And then I had to grow this for a role for an audition, actually, that I can't talk about.

[Carter Doherty]

About.

[Drew Powell]

So mysterious. But. But then it was like, oh, okay. But part of the thing is there was so much gray in my beard. I mean, you guys feel me? I was like, nuh, that's gotta go. But it's coming back. I miss. I don't like. I don't want to look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like having.

[Drew Powell]

I don't want to look at my chin. I want to hide that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't look. I get. I get what you're saying. You do not have a bad chin, man. No, you don't, you don't, you don't.

[Drew Powell]

This is why I come in here. I come in here for the therapy.

[Carter Doherty]

I think both of them are great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

Just met you.

[Drew Powell]

Good one. I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Drew Powell]

He's gonna fit right in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice. Thank you, Carter. So now you were talking to us last time about. In the world of acting these days, most of the auditioning is done like you're in your kitchen, your wife's got the camera, and you go ahead.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Self tape, they call it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if. If the role requires facial hair, you don't have it. Do you have like a set of glue on mustaches and sideburns?

[Drew Powell]

No, no, we don't go that far. No. No. You know, the hope is that maybe they could consider that there's a whole team of people that can make you

[Josh Arnold]

look however you need to look.

[Drew Powell]

You know, my wife is a makeup artist, so she knows, you know exactly how that is. But. But often you'd be surprised. The mustache thing for me is this is like playing a character who has a mustache and is very iconic. So you kind of needed that. That specifically. But. But for the most part, you know, but then like, I. I've been. I'm in my cop era, if you haven't noticed.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. Yeah, you do look like.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, you could be the mustache thing. I had a big, big one for a cop. So it's. It's kind of fit a lot of this stuff. So now you see, if I don't get any of these roles and it's all bunch of bs, Will you.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you could have your way, what would you be? Clean shaven all the time.

[Drew Powell]

No, no, that's way too much work. How do you do it? I mean, I'm trying to imagine you shaving 2:30 in the morning or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I do it at night in the shower.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. Tell me more about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I usually wear a bathing suit.

[Drew Powell]

Are you a never nude.

[Bob Kevoian]

And a shower cap.

[Tom Griswold]

Alabaster body listening.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but we do. We. We posted the picture the other night. I was. I don't like to get my. I. I don't have a lot of hair, but I don't want to get it wet because I'm about. I'm going right to sleep.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So how could it possibly get messed up?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't Want to get in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Mom, I have a little more. I have a little more hair than Tom does.

[Tom Griswold]

What thought process does he go through that he needs to wear?

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know I have a little more hair than Tom does. I mean, it's dry in four minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you wear a shower cap because you don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I typically don't, but there's no reason

[Tom Griswold]

for you to wear a shower cap other than you want to be a lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, Kelly's shower cap was. There's three hooks right outside my shower, and Kelly's shower cap was hanging there. And I thought, you know something? I don't want to get my hair wetted. I want to go right through sleep. So I popped it on. And then just by chance, there's a picture of me with the shower cap. Just by chance, she came into the bathroom and she had to ask me a question about something. And you know how those glass steams all up?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So she cracks open the door and I'm standing there, fully nude, full of soap, with her shower cap on, and there's. There's a scream.

[Drew Powell]

She screamed it wasn't about the shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why are you worrying that she Shower camp, But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

Well, anyway, that's an image I'll never leave. Will never leave me.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't want that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Drew Powell]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord, man.

[Drew Powell]

Burned in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I do shave in the shower.

[Drew Powell]

You know what I did in the shower one time?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, we all tried it. I. I thought I invented it. Very excited.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cuts back in the friction, though.

[Drew Powell]

No, that. But also I. I was in a movie called Touchback with Kurt Russell, which you should see. It's a great movie. It's like Hoosiers meets It's a Wonderful Life, you know, set in. In rural Ohio, but it's a flashback movie. So you start and I'm like a middle aged guy. And then we flash back to high school. This is a few years ago. So they asked. They're like, listen, Drew, so you know you're supposed to be 18. That's a lot of chest hair for an 18 year old. So we could arrange a waxing appointment. I'm like, hell no. So they got me a bottle of Nair and I naired off all my chest hair in my Grand Rapids hotel room. It looked like someone had killed a cat. It was so gross. And the smell, you know the smell?

[Christy Lee]

I know exactly what it smells.

[Drew Powell]

Burning hair smell.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, I had to tip the housekeeping staff on that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Mr. Godwin will tell you until a few years Ago, Pat dyed his hair all the time. But your rule was you always did it in a hotel room.

[Pat Godwin]

So I'd ruin one of their tells.

[Tom Griswold]

Ye

[Bob Kevoian]

yelled at. Well, we're speaking with actor Drew Powell and can you. What is the. What are you. What are you allowed to talk about that you're going to be.

[Drew Powell]

No. Well, the movie that's just out as of last weekend is called crime 101. And it's. There's a couple other people in it, but mostly it's about me.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't watched it yet because I haven't seen crime 100. I don't want to be confused.

[Drew Powell]

I mean, I can't believe you. I mean, you guys are my guys. You guys always see the stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I am going, it's a great movie. It looks awesome.

[Drew Powell]

It's a throwback. It's like Heat meets Collateral meets.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's in it?

[Drew Powell]

Chris Hemsworth, Thor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that one.

[Drew Powell]

I've seen Halle Berry, Mark Ruffalo, Barry Kyogi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you in the preview?

[Drew Powell]

No. And I've got a great preview moment. You'll see it. When you see the movie, you'll be like, how did they not put that in the preview?

[Josh Arnold]

Jason, our producer, saw it and loved it.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, Hoffy. Yeah. And he actually texted me, I think from the movie theater.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did? You did.

[Tom Griswold]

That's bush league, pal.

[Carter Doherty]

Bush league.

[Drew Powell]

Hey, while we're talking about him real quick, he came out to la and I just want everyone to know because you know, the producers work so hard, they don't get the credit they deserve. Hoffy is a Hooper. Oh, yeah. I brought him with me to the Burbank ymca and we frickin dominated, didn't we? That dude can ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Hit the game winning shot. As I understand, two.

[Drew Powell]

Two game winning shots.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, they came in here, he came in and his Chuck Taylors and his socks up to his knees, like, what's up with this guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

Then he freaking Jimmy Chit wooded their

[Tom Griswold]

well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now let's meet our guest. We have a. We really haven't talked with Carter. We know that you're a fresh race young man living in Chicago. You have a new girlfriend, apparently. How about your childhood? Good, bad, beaten a lot. How was it?

[Carter Doherty]

Yeah, I was never beaten.

[Tom Griswold]

And I gotta warn you, if you're beaten a lot, that's my side of the street, okay?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was.

[Carter Doherty]

I was a spoiled. I had a single mom growing up, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Carter Doherty]

Yeah. Unless she. My entire childhood, my. My mom was Dating the entire time. Which I did dig that. I do feel like it gave me a skewed perspective on what like real life is though. Because I felt like when I was a kid, I was just the funniest dude to 40 year old guys. Like I'd be holding court in the living room, just killing. And then in the back of his mind he's like, I can't wait for this kid to go to bed so I can bang his mom.

[Drew Powell]

Enough about Pokemon. It's a boner killer.

[Carter Doherty]

And then I'm on the bus to school the next day. Like, man, nobody at school gets me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Dan. Yeah, he was, he was playing ya gotta be nice to the kid. Kristi Lee is over there at the news desk. We gotta squeeze in a quick news story.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. An elderly Japanese man's been arrested for allegedly stealing a toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. According to Sora News24, the owners of a warehouse in Tokyo. In Tokyo. Tokyo. In Toyota City. Wonder what they do in Toyota City. Noticed a single toilet bowl and water.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the horse capital. They make very unusual.

[Drew Powell]

They make Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Security footage revealed that a 76 year old man had let himself into the warehouse through an unlocked shutter and taken the toilet. The perp, Kumi Yatsumoto, told authorities that he had been using the pilfered toilet in his home for the past three months.

[Tom Griswold]

And I love it. Yeah, yeah. What's the problem?

[Christy Lee]

Was it a toto?

[Bob Kevoian]

I was going to say the Japanese are famous for their ultra high end.

[Drew Powell]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Toilets.

[Drew Powell]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have the squirters and everything else.

[Drew Powell]

Do you have one of those? No, buddy. It's the greatest thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh. Josh has a bidet. We're all jealous.

[Drew Powell]

Oh yeah. How are you even clean down there if you don't have one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, please don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Ideally it's sad, but I come to Tom's. I ideally the perfect transaction is a shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Followed immediately by a shower. Absolutely. With a shower cap. It's true.

[Tom Griswold]

So this guy wearing a shower cap. Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this guy sold just one toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Well, he only needed one for his home, apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he steals the toilet and then goes and installs it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I would just let him

[Christy Lee]

have it after three months.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

You want it back?

[Bob Kevoian]

Was he charged with illegal dumping? What was the extra?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That's real funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is why I never leave the keys in my toilet. I don't want anybody to take it and drive away. Drive it off now coming up, we never did today in history. We have some very important history. We'll have to squeeze. Squeeze that in.

[Drew Powell]

I got a rap party story I want to tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Not like a not wrap. Right. Not like a diddy show.

[Drew Powell]

I'm gonna rap.

[Josh Arnold]

You weren't that rap party you.

[Drew Powell]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Not a hip hop party. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I've used simply say for over 10 years.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's stealing your toilets.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Simply safe. We're big fans. Cubs coming up. We're going to get a hip hop rap about a rap party. Apparently very excited about this. And we will return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this will still be the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick Magee.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got guests, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

We do indeed. We have a young comedian, his name distinguished name. Carter Doherty is his name. And then we have a distinguished actor. He is Drew Powell. Drew was a good friend of the show. And Drew has a surprise that he can't talk about. Coming up in the month of May. We'll keep it right there. You're currently featured in the movie Crime 101. Are you a cop?

[Drew Powell]

I am a cop. I'M a detective. There is a moment in about the middle of the movie where you will see a thing that I do I don't want to spoil. But it was, it's, it's a great movie. It's a throwback. It's a movie for, you know, those of us that remember the movies in the 90s and 80s. And it's, it's got star power. It's very. It's based on a Don Winslow novella, but it's all set in California. It's beaches, it's fast cars, it's chases. Yeah, it's. It's great. And, and actually Halle Berry, to me, steals the movie in a lot of ways. And it's not because of how beautiful she is, because she is, but she actually plays, you know, a role of a woman of her age. And it's, it's really refreshing. So it's, it's a cool, it's a, it's a great movie. But I got to tell you about the wrap party. So the last Tuesday was the big premiere, and I went with my wife and we're in the thing and we see the thing and it's great. And then we go to the afterparty and Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were there. Ben Affleck didn't come to the wrap party, but Matt was there. And so I go up, I'm like, matt, big fan, you know. Thank you. He's like, drew, oh my gosh, your scene was incredible. Like, I get chills just thinking about it, like. And I'm thinking, okay, all right, where's the punchline? Or how much does. He had to drink? But he was so serious. And it was like, that was it. I was like, I don't care if the movie tanks. I'm good. Good with that. You know, somebody I really admire was very complimentary. And then we hung out and nerded out about sports and being a dad for nice 30 minutes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You still had the full beard.

[Drew Powell]

What? At that time, Matt. Oh, no. Matt. No, no, he's. No, he's clean shaven and he's. He's lost a lot of weight.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was in a bunch of commercials with the big.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, during the Odyssey.

[Drew Powell]

For the Odyssey, yeah. Which I auditioned for, by the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

You didn't get him?

[Drew Powell]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't. Look, those Nolan movies are no good anyway.

[Drew Powell]

Nobody wants to be in one of those. Nobody wants to be in one of those. But it was, it was really, it was really cool. And then at one point it was Chris Hemsworth and Matt and I just talking. I'm like, yeah, the cool guys.

[Christy Lee]

So now you've made it.

[Drew Powell]

Let me see your abs.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mentioned your lovely wife happens to be a professional makeup artist.

[Drew Powell]

That's correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

And as I recall, you met her in Australia when you were portraying Hoss Cartwright. Having a makeup artist for a wife, like, did she ever. You know, you're about to go out for dinner and she goes, come here for a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She pulls out the little scissors.

[Drew Powell]

Listen, in the middle of our wedding, I was. It was. We got married in December in Australia, which is the middle of summer. I know. Weird, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so weird.

[Drew Powell]

So weird. It's like it's on the other side of the planet. And I am sweating. Also weird. And I'm dripping. And in the middle of the vow, she just leans up and takes her thumb and just wipes my brow. The sweat. And it was like the whole chapel was like, oh, it's like, sorry, baby, that's the rest of your life, but it'll be worth it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you gotta call her baby a lot. That's right. Baby.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. Baby. Yeah. She still talks about how. Well, I don't know, this must have been a couple years ago when we were talking about her and you did the Charlie Brown. The Charlie Brown teacher. She's like, those jerks is really funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, remember we said that was. That's what Drew hears when his wife talks. I think, as a matter of fact, you started.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. It's weird. I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's why she didn't talk to me when we did that event a couple months ago.

[Drew Powell]

She's like that son of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, should we do history or didn't you have something you had to do over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I have a couple stories if you want to do them. For almost four decades, Kevin Charles Luke lived a life of service and sacrifice to the United States. A retired army combat veteran who worked as a high level civilian contractor at Central Command at MacDill Air Force Base, Luke was entrusted with some of our nation's most sensitive secrets. But it was an ill conceived effort, though, to impress a woman that precipitated the former colonel's remarkable downfall. Leave it to a woman. On Tuesday, a federal judge sentenced Luke to two years in prison for sharing classified battle plans with the woman he was dating. Trying to impress her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, yes. Yeah, I can see how that would happen. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Check this out. We're going to invade Iowa.

[Christy Lee]

Look, it's a pillow talk thing. You do a lot of Pillow talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not going to mention that. You know, we're invading tomorrow with two but. And that always bugs me about the world we live in today. They'll. They'll, you know, USA Today will have the invasion plans for the next. What after the element of surprise. I. I don't get that.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now we have to. I do a little bit of history, if you don't mind. We do this every day. Try to do it earlier in the show.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't learn from the past. How can the future is not promised? You know what I mean? Here it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go. I like this one. February 19th, 1437.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's got to be Chris. Chris Columbus and something.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're close. Happy birthday. A Nicholas Copernicus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the big C. They.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I correct in saying. I think the name Copernicus and the name Einstein are probably used sarcastically more than any other names in history?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you get lost. Hey, nice. Nice job, Copernicus.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So anyway, a punch of flat Earther today.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Josh has a dance with being a flat earther, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of compelling evidence out there. Tell me, I mean, how come we're not all sliding around?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Drew Powell]

Thank you. I rest my case.

[Josh Arnold]

You put a sandwich on a plate, stays still like we are right now. You put a sandwich on a beach ball falls down the side.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Drew Powell]

You can't argue with that. Yeah, that's just logic.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Boom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay, let's see on this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is my favorite. In 1878, who patented the gramophone?

[Tom Griswold]

RCA Victor.

[Carter Doherty]

My grandma from RCA.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thomas Edison Gramophone.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't he famously steal everything from Tesla?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm starting to think Tesla just had good publicists.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he had that cool coil, man. How do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And obviously he was the first guy really into vinyl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the gramophone dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we have. We have an actual tape of the first thing that he made. This is very, very famous. The first words I spoke in the original phonograph. A little piece of practical poetry. Mary had a Little Lamb.

[Josh Arnold]

It's freaked with white of snow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's actually the first.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's actually the right.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure that's the first?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we had one that was doctored.

[Drew Powell]

I was going to say it was so weird that that was real. That sounds like a lot like chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Now. That wasn't. That wasn't the first take there is. That was what.

[Bob Kevoian]

They eventually went with this then. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We actually got our hands on the first tail.

[Drew Powell]

Here it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I spoke in the original.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mary had a.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, hey, hey. That's not that. That doesn't play in Peoria, as they say.

[Tom Griswold]

Piece of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can hear Jeffrey Epstein in the back

[Tom Griswold]

to go away or am I just going to walk into traffic? I can't decide.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. 1881, the state of Kansas outlawed all alcoholic beverages. Well, they were in on that early.

[Tom Griswold]

All of them?

[Carter Doherty]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even vodka. Everything.

[Drew Powell]

That's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see this. You'll know. This is something chick only Chick McGee will know and appreciate. The NFL added the line judge as a sixth official on this date in 1965.

[Tom Griswold]

A line judge.

[Drew Powell]

And they never made a mistake ever again.

[Tom Griswold]

Never. The refs, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see what they're actually talking about now? Doing replays and curling.

[Drew Powell]

Why has there been so much curling on? I feel like every time I turn on the TV it's curling. There's some kind of cabal of big curling that they're trying to. Yeah, curling cabal. They're trying to get us all.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have read that the ratings are very good for the Olympics and the. I think the presentation is amazing. It's so well done. But I think the highest rated part is the figure skating. Right, Kristen? Is what I've always heard. I don't know how the curling does, but I've. Both Chick and I have found ourselves caught up in it.

[Drew Powell]

Well, yeah. You're forced to because it's always on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're also long events, curling.

[Drew Powell]

So that's a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's kind of fun. I'm trying to figure out like what the hell are they doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

Canadian guys fingering the thing and swearing. I thought Canadians were nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Canadians are super nice. But foul mouthed.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true.

[Christy Lee]

Why am I thinking that your mom did curling?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because she did.

[Christy Lee]

She did.

[Drew Powell]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

My mother did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

My mom was extremely athletic and had

[Tom Griswold]

a friend that you insisted you called her your aunt. Oh, yeah. That's Aunt Margaret. She's gonna be here for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Don't worry. Your dad's fine with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can't. Did you see that? The oldest. I think in the. Not just American. I think he's the oldest participant in the Olympics this year. One of the curlers.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. And athlete is not exactly the term I would have thought.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's like 50, 56 or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But he was a formerly very good. And he's a coach and he's on the team now. It's kind of cool. I think it's a lot harder than it looks.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Curly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

I'd like to try it.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine it's all in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks fun.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a slippery shoe and there's a grippy shoe. Yeah. That once you get one of each, you're fine. You can slide right across.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no problem. I heard it did. So when you buy those, do you have to buy two sets?

[Tom Griswold]

Two pairs? A pair comes with a sloppy. Well, you think you got to get a pair of grippy shoes and a pair of slippers. Slippy shoes, they come as pairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my daughters has a hell's wrong with you? Has an issue in which we have

[Josh Arnold]

to get two shoes, two different sizes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So much for this comedy train. We're running into a mountain

[Bob Kevoian]

now. Do you have your own bowling shoes?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have your own bowling shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope to. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a ball?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I used to have my own bowling ball. I don't know what happened to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you supposed to get the ball before you get the shit shoes?

[Drew Powell]

No,

[Tom Griswold]

You. You have to wear their shoes. Right. Or can you bring in your own bowling shoes?

[Josh Arnold]

I bring in my own bowling.

[Tom Griswold]

But do you have to pay them a fee even if you got your own shoes?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you do.

[Josh Arnold]

No. The answer is no.

[Drew Powell]

I agree the authority on this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet you the other day I've

[Tom Griswold]

been at the store, you can't bring it out.

[Josh Arnold]

Do at your higher class bowling allegiance.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a plating fee.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like the other. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Or the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or the no outside beverages thing.

[Josh Arnold]

There's an uncorking fee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you heard?

[Tom Griswold]

You get those shoes, pal?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever heard of the plating fee?

[Drew Powell]

No. If you split a plate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You go, oh, yeah, we're going to split this. Well, there's a $9 plating fee.

[Drew Powell]

Jeez.

[Bob Kevoian]

Plating?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm not going to those restaurants

[Christy Lee]

had an interesting theory on that, and I. I tend to agree with you. A lot of people that eat in restaurants like that are on the shot and they're not eating any food.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're on the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they want to share and they're losing money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe they should use the OIC Olympics.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but plating fees have been around since well, before those.

[Drew Powell]

I think you're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is.

[Josh Arnold]

So your theory is.

[Bob Kevoian]

See how I have to work the hostile environment.

[Drew Powell]

I know, I know. I don't know how you put up with it.

[Christy Lee]

Can I call you out on how

[Josh Arnold]

he puts up with it? Yes, Powell, we will kick your ass. Get him.

[Drew Powell]

No. Anything?

[Christy Lee]

Let's call out Drew on his Starbucks order. Tom, check this out.

[Drew Powell]

Look at this. Okay, that looks like it's really. There's no sugar in that. That's just cream and coffee, right?

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Drew Powell]

It's a. Okay, that's not true, because it actually says sugar in the name. Iced brown sugar, oat shake, and espresso.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sounds good.

[Drew Powell]

I live in California now. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Geez.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Do you drop the butt plug right in it? Oh, boy. Or does that come on the side?

[Drew Powell]

A little extra protein.

[Josh Arnold]

You walk in, you say. You say, give me the nome, Mr. California.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, jeez.

[Drew Powell]

Freaking. You must be from Missouri.

[Carter Doherty]

This mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a great head of hair. Yeah, he does have a good head of hair.

[Drew Powell]

Great head of hair's.

[Josh Arnold]

A sharp looking guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's handsome for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He's like, thank you.

[Drew Powell]

No, no, not me. I got. I got a makeup story. I haven't. I wanted to get this in before. Okay, so. Okay. My first job ever was Malcolm in the Middle. You guys ever remember that show?

[Bob Kevoian]

Love.

[Tom Griswold]

Love.

[Drew Powell]

So there was an episode where I started out as Tough Cadet number two. Then I got to Tough Cadet number one. Then I got my own name, Cadet Drew. So one time, Cadet Drew was. We had the local girls from the. At the military school came in and we had a party and they took over and it was a madness. And I said, I'm gonna put a stop to this. And so I'm reading the script. This is the old. When they'd FedEx the script, you know, they come to the house and you rip it open and you're like, oh, how many lines did I get? And I'm reading it and it says, you know, Cadet Drew is carried off on the shoulders of six girls after they've ripped his clothes off. So I immediately stopped, dropped, and started doing push ups. And then this was, you know, this was back in the self when self tanning was a thing. So I was living with a friend of the family, and I'm like, do you have any self tanner? And so I put self tanner on my body. And you can still see it if you go back to this episode. So they find me later and I'm like, supposed to be naked in the corner. And I've seen things, Francis, terrible things. And I think I'm engaged And so they said, well, we want to be naked. And the gimmick on that show was like Bryan Cranston, he would be naked and they're like shaving his back and whatever. But it would be things, you know, appropriately placed. And so I'm sitting there in the corner in these flesh colored Speedo and they're trying to like get chip packets or what can we use to kind of. In the end, they couldn't. They couldn't find anything big enough. But they ultimately. Ultimately, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Drew Powell]

But if you watch that episode, you'll see me looking orange being carried off by six stunt women. They literally carried me on their shoulders. Six stunt women. And I've never been the same again.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this and the reboot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, that's.

[Drew Powell]

That's coming in April. The sequel. They did a four episode sequel. It was so cool because you don't get a chance to revisit a character really ever. Certainly not after 25 years. So that was my first job. So then to get to go back and do it. I think it's April, I want to say 26 or something on Hulu and Disney. There's a four episode sequel and it's everybody's back.

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Bryan Cranston is.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

People didn't realize what a brilliant actor.

[Drew Powell]

Oh, yeah. And he. And he always was like. I remember he gave me some advice because he was naked all the time. He's like, well, which one did you get? Did you get the Speedo or the sock? You got to be careful with this sock because if a pretty girl goes by, it's like, whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Drew Powell]

But it's great. And then I've worked with Brian. This is how old long I've been in the business. Now I'm working with. Or I worked with his daughter on the Pit. Taylor Dearden is his daughter. So there are two people in the Pit where I worked with their parents.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which one is she?

[Drew Powell]

She's the one. Mel, the one that has the glasses and maybe is on the spectrum.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the nerdy one.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God, she's tremendous.

[Drew Powell]

Fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're all great.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, they are. And then Fiona Durf, who plays the one that had the ankle bracelet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Drew Powell]

Her dad. Her dad, Brad Durf was with me

[Bob Kevoian]

on, on Ponderosa and he was on the show. He's on the Pit.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah, he's on the Pit. And he was Billy Bibbit and One Flew over the Kiku's Nest. He was the voice of Chucky. So, yeah, I've been around long enough that Now I'm working with these people's kids. But it's really funny. The four episode sequel is funny. And it all culminates in the last episode. They're having a. Lois is throwing an anniversary party for Hal and so they're celebrating their wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, they didn't recast Dewey, right?

[Drew Powell]

That's the only one that didn't come out. Yeah, he's the only one.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they just mention him and not, you know.

[Drew Powell]

No, no, he's. Well, because he's older now. They cast another actor.

[Josh Arnold]

They did. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

All right. Although I think he might be the one where like he's. I don't know. Yeah, I can't remember. There's one character that's only on Zoom. That might be his character.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Now we're. We got a couple things we gotta do here, but I know you want to. What's the name of your beverage again?

[Drew Powell]

What? The.

[Tom Griswold]

Iced brown sugar.

[Drew Powell]

Brown sugar shaken espresso.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now I'll go to the refrigerator. You can chase that with a Zima.

[Drew Powell]

I freaking love Zima. I challenge anyone. That was tasty. It's like a sprite that made you feel funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zima has become the new McRae.

[Drew Powell]

Is it back?

[Bob Kevoian]

They bring it back on occasion.

[Drew Powell]

Do they?

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's like there's like a. There's a seasonality to it.

[Drew Powell]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm surprised it's not available in LA all the time.

[Drew Powell]

Take it easy, pal.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee. Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello. Tom, introduce our guest, will you? Good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comedian. Sorry. Carter Doherty is here with us. That's right, Addie. A handsome young man and a handsome middle aged man. Drew Powell.

[Drew Powell]

You said that my mustache made me look younger.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, update for you, Drew. Zima, discontinued in 2008. It has shown up as a limited edition.

[Tom Griswold]

We release Josh and I had cases Zima on my back deck. How long? It was that long ago?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, maybe six years or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it still there?

[Drew Powell]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's nine left is back on sale in Japan. Oh, and certain stores in the United States import it, so it's kind of like. Remember a few years ago there was the whole craze for Mexican Coca Cola?

[Drew Powell]

Oh, yes. It's everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real sugar. Yeah, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

All right. So you're saying there's a chance.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a chance you can get another Zima?

[Drew Powell]

There's a chance I can get drunk on Zima like I did in high school at the county Owens Lake house.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all right. Let me tell you something. Christy knows this Zima and Chambor liqueur. Yeah, it tastes just like a cream soda.

[Christy Lee]

Not mad.

[Drew Powell]

Let's go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Drew Powell]

I love it. It's like the most white trash thing and the most high class thing together.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You didn't grow up during the Boone's farm age?

[Drew Powell]

Ah, no, I remember hearing about it. Yeah. What about Mad Dog and David Mogan?

[Bob Kevoian]

David, I was reading this article about this place called Swig Yeah, of course. And I had a chance to read that and the Encyclopedia Britannica in its entirety while waiting in line at the local.

[Josh Arnold]

You say of course. I don't know. What is Swig Soda shop based in Utah?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called Dirty Soda. Dirty Soda. It was created by a woman in Utah. And there's one here. I think they're.

[Drew Powell]

There's a brand new one in Noblesville. I saw.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's. They are. There's literally is a line 20 cars long every day for soda.

[Josh Arnold]

They make their own soda.

[Drew Powell]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Dr. Pepper.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, there's all kinds of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can mix. It's a mixture of. But it's. It's probably going to be the next big thing nationwide.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they Coke products and Pepsi products or are they their own soda?

[Bob Kevoian]

They. It's funny enough, one of the things that mentioned the article at one point, they had both Coke and Pepsi, but they augment the sodas with a variety of things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's.

[Carter Doherty]

Is it psychoactive?

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. Why is it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the thing. Why is it so popular? I don't know. Ask my daughter.

[Christy Lee]

Popular with teen girls and pre teen girls, basically.

[Bob Kevoian]

And apparently big Tik Tok, I guess, Olivia Rodrigo, when she was filming High School Musical, the TV show. Apparently she had one. And the. As an influencer.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. So it's for the youth.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's for the youth. Really popular.

[Tom Griswold]

The utes.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So my question is, I wonder what the. Which one of those various drinks is being augmented with alcohol?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, probably all of them. Yeah, whatever you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have a name?

[Tom Griswold]

You throw vodka in any of them?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, Jack and Coke has been this so popular forever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Never liked the taste of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I'm with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never understood that.

[Drew Powell]

Freaking wusses.

[Carter Doherty]

The thing that young kids are doing,

[Christy Lee]

just drink the Jack without the coke. What do you mean?

[Drew Powell]

Fair enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Carter. The thing. Young.

[Carter Doherty]

Oh, they're called Borgs.

[Josh Arnold]

What are those?

[Carter Doherty]

And it's a. It's a gallon of just water. And you mix Mio with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and you.

[Carter Doherty]

And you put alcohol.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Carter Doherty]

Or actually sometimes you'll just combine vodka with mio.

[Tom Griswold]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's flavored vodka.

[Tom Griswold]

Squeeze little squeeze plastic thing. And if flavors water, there's grape and black cherry.

[Christy Lee]

That's big on college campuses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Carter Doherty]

They call it a Borg because you can carry around the gallon.

[Josh Arnold]

Resistance is futile. I am one.

[Tom Griswold]

Make it so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much once again, Drew Powell here with us and Drew, you are currently Featured in crime 101. Did you. Were you on the set for quite a while?

[Drew Powell]

Just a few different days. It was. It was. It was fun. You know, Mark Ruffalo is the guy I did most of my work with. And that dude is great. It's just a lovely guy. We had a lot of fun together. And, you know, it was fun because it's one of those old school where, like, we shut down a whole street and, you know, we got to rehearse the scene. You never get to rehearse anymore. We rehearsed the stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, Drew, you want to rehearse? You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see the show called Task?

[Drew Powell]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I was in that. That was a great show. And the guy that played his. The. The semi bad guy, good guy, was really terrific.

[Drew Powell]

Yeah. And I, you know, the older bad guy, the kind of leader of the gang, biker gang, used to be a neighbor of mine, and his name's Jamie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't he English?

[Drew Powell]

No, I don't think so, but he wasn't when he lived next to me. Maybe he was working on a role.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, no. Yeah, the one. No, you're super bad. Younger guy.

[Drew Powell]

But, yeah, the older guy. The older guy. And, you know, this guy was, you know, just a journeyman actor, just, you know, hanging out and, you know, working here and there. But like, to get a big role like that, in his 60s, that's always inspiring to me. I'm always like, yeah, more like that. Like Catherine Lynasse, you know, who plays nurse Dana in the pit. Like, this was her big breakout, you know, and now she's, like, riding this wave, and she's so good and she's so kind. You know, I gotta. I gotta say this real quickly. Both Noah and Catherine did these videos. My father was in the hospital recently, and they did these videos for the nurses and doctors that were treating him to say, thank you for what you did.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's cool.

[Drew Powell]

And I didn't ask them to do that. They sent that. They genuinely. The cast of that show, including me and my character has a kind of a dubious relationship with nurses. Not to spoil anything, but, you know, it's kind of transcended this kind of entertainment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you show your dad the nude video of Ace?

[Josh Arnold]

Me and Josh, I mean, we took the time.

[Drew Powell]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Drew Powell]

That caused him an extra three days in the hospital.

[Bob Kevoian]

I made jock.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it wasn't for your dad. It was for the nurses.

[Drew Powell]

Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

This isn't your average podcast.

[Josh Arnold]

You like party?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do like a huge chug of tequila. The howler head whiskey bottle chug in front of Dana White. That was the first, first time we ever went to la. We somehow got into a biddy party. What's the Elon Musk House party look like? My party's generally a very high production value. This is Full Send. I do want to do a lot more pranks. Join the party.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Doherty in the house. Feeling good, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are we going to talk about with Will Smith?

[Drew Powell]

I know what you're going to say.

[Dr. Scott Konkle]

Shout out to Feel Vaughn.

[Josh Arnold]

It's been entertaining, dude.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Got the boys, got the beers.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

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