The BOB & TOM Show - February 2, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – February 2, 2026

Episode Summary

Main Theme and Purpose

This lively episode of "The BOB & TOM Show" blends the show’s signature comedy, banter, sports talk, pop culture riffs, and news, with a recurring focus on Groundhog Day, the upcoming Winter Olympics, listener interactions, and a running bit highlighting the idiosyncrasies of host Tom Griswold. Comedian Jamie Lisso joins in-studio for a long segment, and a diverse cast of show regulars trade barbs on everything from peanut butter preference to oddball news stories and the perils of technology.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Opening Song & Listener Request ([00:23]–[03:25])

• The show kicks off with Paul Thorne's comedic song "It's a Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass," delivered live as a special birthday request for listener Kyle Goodpasture.
• Tom and Bob riff on Kyle’s Amish-sounding last name and rural farming connections.
• Quote:
  Tom Griswold (on Kyle’s name, 06:37):
  “Wouldn’t want a bad pasture.”

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2. Cast Introductions and Banter ([03:25]–[05:16])

• Standard comedic introductions: Christy Lee is complimented on her buffalo check outfit; Ace Cosby’s beard gets discussed amid "Sanford and Son" references and tributes to the late Demond Wilson.
• The team riffs on classic sitcoms and expresses enthusiasm (somewhat ironically) for a Bob & Tom “Odd Couple.”

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3. Groundhog Day & Weather Oddities ([06:53]–[10:03])

• Discussion turns to Groundhog Day traditions: predictions, regional weather anomalies (snow in the South), and frosty weather impacting the Gasparilla parade in Tampa.
• Quote:
  Bob Kevoian (07:43):
  “There’s something wrong with the earth right now. Come on.”

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4. Olympics Anticipation & Athlete Funding ([10:09]–[15:15])

• Excitement for the Milan–Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics, with broadcast timing debates (why overlap with the Super Bowl?), and curiosity about U.S. athletes allegedly receiving $200,000 – later confirmed as a charitable gift.
• A tongue-in-cheek appraisal of a German Olympian’s OnlyFans side hustle—delivered with the usual B&T blend of objectification and playful ribbing.

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5. Super Bowl Commercials & Pop Culture Satire ([10:42]–[12:01])

• Super Bowl commercials get previewed and dissected before the game even airs, specifically a Pepsi spot that “absolutely nails” a soon-to-be-forgotten pop culture event, and a tearjerker Budweiser ad.
• Quote:
  Tom Griswold (11:14):
  "The Pepsi commercial takes one minor aspect of current events that will be forgotten in months, and absolutely nails it.”

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6. Groundhog vs. Woodchuck: The Revelations ([12:12]–[13:46])

• Tom astounds the cast by revealing groundhogs, woodchucks, and whistle pigs are one and the same.
• Bob and Christy riff on the confusion:
  Tom Griswold (13:28):
  “Groundhog, woodchuck, same thing. Whistle pigs and land beavers.”

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7. Sports Roundup & Room for Antics ([14:09]–[19:38])

• Chick McGee briefly previews coming sports news.
• Comedic confusion continues with a letter about hotels, Hyundai adverts, long car-range, and “no cleats on the seats” features.
• Christy details her Hyundai’s gadgetry: multiple drive modes, snow button, etc.

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8. Listener Letters, Tom’s ‘Hate List’ ([19:38]–[44:54])

• Teresa from Central Ohio compiles an alphabetical list of things Tom Griswold “hates,” delivered as a long-running comedy bit.
  • Highlights: ABBA, bathtub showers, bread & breakfast, crayons, crunchy peanut butter, cursive writing, Dickies (fake turtlenecks), fuel trucks, room service, ketchup packets, paper straws, stop signs at 3 AM, streets ending in “Trace,” sweaters, sweatpants, traffic, TVs in restaurants, street names, and more.
• Banter erupts on each item (peanut butter texture wars, colored markers versus crayons, crayon-related kid stunts, disdain for hotel room service, etc.).
• Quote:
  Tom Griswold ([41:42]):
  “Snowboarding is to skiing what a bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.”
• The cast mock-debates crunchy peanut butter sales, hotel condiments hygiene, and “name” quirks, with sidebars on Starbucks orders for kids (truffle fries and fancy drinks cited as signs of precociousness).

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9. Groundhog Day Extended and Random Facts ([44:54]–[48:54])

• Extended riff on Groundhog Day movie (love/hate for Andy McDowell, Anna Kendrick, Sandra Bullock), and more random facts: groundhogs’ hibernation/defecation habits, tunnel lengths, and behavioral cues for spring.

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10. More Sports and Pop Culture ([52:32]–[62:31])

• Chick discusses betting odds (Super Bowl lines, prop bets – coin flips, Gatorade color), the impending Olympics, and Westminster Dog Show.
• The group laments the rise of “prop bet” culture and the scheduling oddities between the Super Bowl and Olympics.
• Shared nostalgia for Nat King Cole, Super Bowl halftime acts, and Grammy’s red-carpet looks.
• Quote:
  Bob Kevoian ([36:48]):
  “You don’t play Christmas music in July.”

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11. Jamie Lisso Joins—Comedy & Life Bits ([85:25]–[124:30])

• Comedian Jamie Lisso shares life as the husband of a doctor ("she runs her hands through my hair to look for carcinoma").
• Banter about tight t-shirts, ABC news anchor David Muir’s fit wardrobe, and a viral boxing clip where a fighter loses his toupee mid-match.
• Jamie tells stories about comedy fans who try to sabotage his shows by sending him drinks, compares it to “hitting a guitarist’s hand with a hammer.”
• Jamie describes his time in Alaska, Alaska snow myths (“too cold to snow”), and his web of travel from Idaho to New York and Fairbanks.

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12. World Records & Sports Oddities ([89:43]–[94:44])

• Comic discussion about attempting and failing Guinness World Records (beer coaster tower, catching tennis balls dropped by a drone—no equipment).
• Emmy-nominated Pat Godwin delivers a musical interlude lampooning the destructive “phone snooping” in relationships.
• Sidebars: NFL All-Star game entertainment value, boxers’ mishaps, and classic movie nostalgia (Paddington, Toy Story 2).

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13. Bizarre News Stories & Oddball Updates ([101:01]–[114:15])

• News highlights:
  • French man with a WWI artillery shell “in body cavity” leads to bomb squad intervention.
  • Rare animal news: Wisconsin town menaced by wild turkeys (with advice to “look big”) and a “longest-staying” shelter snake seeking a home.
  • Man arrested for seeking diaper changes under false pretenses (Chick’s long-standing “change me!” impression revived).
  • February sex poll: frequency, Gen Z & Millennials’ toy use (sexologist Sadie Allison to appear Friday).
  • Groundhog result update: Six more weeks of winter.

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14. Rapid-Fire Bits: Dinosaurs, Animals, and Airbnb Yellows ([146:23]–[150:08])

• Maryland may name the Megalodon their state shark. Tom insists "state dinosaurs" are a well-known phenomenon. Debate erupts on state animals (spoiler: many have official dinosaurs).
• News of a Beatles-themed “Yellow Submarine” Airbnb in New Zealand; Pat Godwin crafts a parody song for the occasion.

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15. Listener Letters and Show Wrap ([153:54]–End)

• Oddball car nostalgia letter: listener recognizes his own former car by its university sticker.
• Debate about the best float (Coke float vs. root beer).
• Grammys recap: Bad Bunny wins Album of the Year, historic Spanish language win, Kendrick Lamar continues streak.
• Jamie Lisso plugs his schedule: Columbus, NY gigs, more.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On peanut butter texture wars:
  Bob Kevoian ([21:37]):
  “Crunchy peanut butter … Hey. Hey. Look. Finish the job.”
• On the fate of paper straws:
  Tom Griswold ([41:51]):
  “I think that’s finally gone away.”
• On snowboarding:
  Tom Griswold ([43:05]):
  “Once again, snowboarding is to skiing as a bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.”
• On weird Starbucks orders for kids:
  Tom Griswold ([27:07]):
  “It was a grande iced brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso … for a nine-year-old?”
• On wild turkeys attacking:
  Christy Lee ([131:09]):
  “At first, the turkeys were cool. As it's developed, though, they've become a nuisance.”
• On confronting lost property:
  Listener email ([156:13]):
  “I shout out, ‘Hey, that used to be my car!’ and he said, ‘Well, I didn’t steal it.’”
• Jamie Lisso on being sent drinks as a comedian:
  Jamie Lisso ([95:14]):
  “Let’s make it harder. Like seeing your favorite guitar player and saying, you mind if I hit your finger with a hammer?”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening Song: 00:23–03:25
• Kyle’s Letter & Goodpasture Banter: 05:32–07:15
• Groundhog Day, Weather Woes: 06:53–10:03
• Olympics and Commercials: 10:09–15:15
• Tom’s Hate List Begins: 19:38–44:54
• Jamie Lisso Joins: 85:25–124:30
• World Record Tennis Ball Catch: 91:12–92:29
• Groundhog Day Result Announced: 64:14–64:40
• Grammys Recap: 159:47–160:42

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Conclusion/Tone

The episode is an excellent showcase of long-running inside jokes, physical humor, running gags about Tom Griswold’s quirks, and real camaraderie. The mix of news, offbeat stories, and pop culture is playfully irreverent—with the cast frequently ribbing each other, playing musical parodies, and reacting to listener letters and absurd news items. The overall tone is spirited, sarcastic, and often dryly self-deprecating.

Transcript

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Paul Thorne]

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right? Your wife starts bitching bout whatever it was she was bitching about last night? So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne. But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone. Well, it's a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

For me.

[Paul Thorne]

To whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day so you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked if you cross my path. Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. Well, I was running late for work so I poured me some coffee to go. And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way. But when he saw the tire tool in my hand, he shot me with pepper spray. Well, it's a great day.

[Bob Kevoian]

For me.

[Paul Thorne]

To whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day so you better get off my back. You might get cold cocked if you cross my path. Cause it's a great day. Y' all can sing it if you want to. For me to whoop somebody's ass. When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late. I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway. So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his car. Man, I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget. Let's sign it together. Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass. It's a bad day, so you better get off my back. You might get cold caught if you cross my path. Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it is the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. And once again, resplendent in buffalo checks.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, this is my new thing this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Black and white. Very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ebony and ivory. Yes, there's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

They're in perfect harmony.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, why not? Hey, chick on my piano keyboard. Willie Griswold's here.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Son of a gun. Hey, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. Now I think Ace Cosby's beard is coming into its own. Tom, your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it looks better.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm off soup.

[Christy Lee]

You're out of the soup kitchen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, Tom did make a comment. Drawing a comparison Between Ace and Grady from Sanford.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and did you see Demon Wilson passed away. I love that guy. Murder. Who would have thought he was a great guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You big dummy. Open that garage door.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was at a short lived version of the Odd Couple.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

With Ron Glass from.

[Willie Griswold]

You love adaptations of the Odd Couple.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. It's always fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they always stink. Unless they put me and Willie in it. And we just read from the original script from Neil Simon. That would be funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Barney Miller. Yeah, Ron was. Wasn't he from Evansville? I think.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, yeah. Sad to see that Demond Wilson has passed away now.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was 80 though, I think, or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he had to be. But. But that was a special request. And there's a letter that I must read that of course, is a great song from Paul Thorne. If you ever get a chance to see Paul in person. Wonderful guy, terrific artist.

[Bob Kevoian]

Breaks my heart every time he sings.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry to bother you guys at work. Writes Kyle Goodpasture. Now that. That's what the topic of the letter is.

[Bob Kevoian]

How is he not Amish? He should be Amish.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. If you'll let me get to the text here. I've read. Excuse me, you have read three of my emails on your show. Every time one of my emails is read, there's a discussion about whether I am Amish. Because my last name is Goodpasture. However, I am. I am not Amish.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

I am a farmer. And I'm turning 42 on February 2nd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Groundhog Day.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday, Kyle.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's today? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So can you please play Paul Thorne's A Great Day to Whoop Somebody's ass? I can't think of a better way to start a cold ass Monday morning than to hear that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's this gentleman's first name?

[Tom Griswold]

Kyle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kyle. Just for you, here's Red Fox, you big dummy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. You're welcome. Thank you, Kyle.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday, Kyle.

[Tom Griswold]

But it certainly sounds like a.

[Christy Lee]

He's a farmer. Good pasture. Still a great name.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess for that, the name you.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn'T want a bad pasture.

[Pat Godwin]

If you're a farmer, you want barren turf, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Kyle. Potato Famine. How are you? No, I. They made me leave Idaho. I don't know what happened. A bunch of jerks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kyle. Cowpox.

[Tom Griswold]

Today is a Groundhog Day. Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mad cow. Yeah. I wonder if he's gonna see his shadow now. A shadow means six more weeks of winter. No shadow. Early spring. Right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna bet on winter. Judging by the fact that there's several inches of snow in Charleston, South Carolina.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't. I can't remember the last time he wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It below didn't blow freezing at Disney World over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. What.

[Tom Griswold]

What is going on?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Gasparilla parade down in Tampa was a real cold fest on the, on the bay there. Have you ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

My boys in Tampa, it was 40 degrees yesterday and they were.

[Willie Griswold]

When I was a kid in Miami one day it was 40, we got a snow day. They had no idea what to do. The roads weren't even iced. It was great though.

[Christy Lee]

My aunt and uncle in Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina, which is right on the water. Eight inches of snow.

[Willie Griswold]

Geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that just shuts down the town.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's, there's. We can talk about this. There's something wrong with the earth right now. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, what happens?

[Christy Lee]

I mean they moved there from Pennsylvania.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we get like a surveyor at.

[Tom Griswold]

A pole and see if it' to start trucking? Trucking the snow out to Colorado and Utah and Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mother of God, would you hit a tree already so we don't have to hear about your scheme.

[Tom Griswold]

The Olympics just around the corner. I'm getting very excited. Lindsay Vaughn is going to participate.

[Christy Lee]

Man, I don't know how she.

[Bob Kevoian]

She wrecked her knee again.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, she did.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, USA. USA. Did I see that every Olympic athlete is getting $200,000.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not see that. This fund, win, lose or draw.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, who's paying?

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't sound like anything at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, some guy donated it, apparently. I'll dig up the story. But we do have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, maybe they should make an endowment for his favorite radio show or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Look this guy up. We have the. A different situation with a German athlete raising funds for her appearance in the Olympics.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

And well, well worth it. I may have to invest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you really you checked her out? As the kids would say, you gotta look see at that. I did not. I did not get a look see. And I would say her instead of objectifying and say that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. If you, if you saw it, you'd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say, let's get some of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Judging on your interest, I'm sure she's about 120 pounds and blonde.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure I actually, actually she is a dark haired.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow. What are you going to do about that? Exotic.

[Tom Griswold]

She has an eight pack. Christy, you're going to be very Upset.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eight pack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's very fit. Looks like she swallowed a xylophone. She is as fit as they come.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know when the opening ceremonies are? Go ahead, ask me.

[Tom Griswold]

Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Friday, what time?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be live. Eight o' clock in. Where is it? Cortina. Milan. Cortina.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's in several spots.

[Bob Kevoian]

2 o' clock here live on Peacock and NBC. 2 o', clock, Friday Eastern Time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm looking forward to the Olympics. It'll be fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it starts at like 1:40. Some kind of pregame or, I don't know, the opening of the wine. Because it's. You know.

[Willie Griswold]

This is gonna sound dumb and very American, but why don't they wait till after the Super Bowl?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not gonna care until Monday.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I have to think. What's the difference, an olympic timing between the 6th of February and the 9th? Yeah, yeah. The. The 11th, the 13th.

[Tom Griswold]

Why has the super bowl been moved since they last had a Winter Games? Or is it always that I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, it's got longer. The season is longer.

[Tom Griswold]

And maybe when they planned this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I can't imagine that the. With the TV just body. The Olympic Committee, they have trouble moving.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's a. You raise a really good point. With the TV money and by the way, as disappointed as I am in contemporary culture in general, but also the fact that you can now see the super bowl commercials before the Super Bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I've seen them all. I did not seek them out. They found me.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are. I've already seen two great ones without. Without giving anything away.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw the polar bear.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's Pepsi commercial, which is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the way that, you know.

[Christy Lee]

They'Re super bowl commercials.

[Bob Kevoian]

That says so right on my.

[Tom Griswold]

The. All I will say about the Pepsi commercial takes one minor aspect of current events that will be forgotten in a few months and absolutely nails it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

It's really funny. And there's a great one for a Bud.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, with the horse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Clydesdale.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the.

[Christy Lee]

And I always have a good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

The baby. The baby. Foul.

[Christy Lee]

I have seen that one.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah. Good use of. Of classic rock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you cry?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great commercial.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you cry?

[Christy Lee]

It's sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always cry at the Budweiser Clydesdale commercials.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great one. That's all I'm gonna say.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're gonna cry now. Uncle Chick told you you're gonna cry.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Other sporting news coming up today. I've got a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a little bit of a review of Groundhog Day. I didn't know the movie or the event. The event. Okay, the.

[Pat Godwin]

Did it happen already?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. Check.

[Christy Lee]

Local time, but it's 7:25am Anyone else.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have looked at the camera and said, well, it's Groundhog Day again. Better than Bill Murray.

[Tom Griswold]

That's such a great movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

The difference between a groundhog and a woodchuck.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, thank goodness.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. I don't know. Can't wait to find out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two martinis. No, that's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

£20. It's the same.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Really? A groundhog and a woodchuck are the same animal?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. And there are other names for them.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, let's hear it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't see the suspense.

[Willie Griswold]

How can we go forward without this new information?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the two of them are pretty funny. Groundhogs are. They're also called whistle pigs.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good. I've heard whistle pig. I've heard whistle Pig. But I. I thought ground chuck was an entirely different.

[Tom Griswold]

Which sounds like something a drunk does at last call.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ground chuck.

[Christy Lee]

Ground chuck is what you put in chili meat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where are we? What are we doing? Groundhog.

[Tom Griswold]

Groundhog and woodchuck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Same ground chuck. Why don't they call it a ground chuck? Oh, we already have ground chuck. My fault.

[Tom Griswold]

It makes a nice burger. You like the fat in there? Oh, groundhog, woodchuck, same thing. Whistle pig and land beavers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay. Now, I think Pat has this one on land beavers. You. You've run into a. A bunch of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Awaken a few whistle pigs every now and then. There are. Hey, who has it?

[Bob Kevoian]

They're a bed beaver. The next morning beaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the drinking days, you were just lucky they had a vagina. When you walk, man.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it depends on your.

[Bob Kevoian]

I suppose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you're watching that hockey movie. Would you stop playing this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's take a moment. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I like to aggravate you early enough.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to give our best wishes to Josh. He's got a little bit of an issue right now. I hope to get him back here soon. Yeah, I can't really tell you what it is, but it's my understanding he wants to have his bathroom redecorated because he's been living it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm glad you didn't say anything.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm glad you didn't say anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll give you some more Groundhog Day news. So you'll be well informed when you get to whatever you're doing today. Right now, I got some news from the car girl in the room. That's Christy Lee, of course. Yeah, she's a Hyundai girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it Monday? Is it Tuesday? Or is it Hyundai?

[Christy Lee]

Every day is a Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking about the Hyundai Palisade hybrid.

[Christy Lee]

I do love it.

[Tom Griswold]

The Hyundai Palisade hybrid has a staggering range, some 619 miles, according to the famous EPA estimates, give or take a few miles. That's great. And with a beautiful interior. And they call this thing no cleats on the seats. And for those of us that have had cars that have a back seat and then, as we used to call it when I was a kid, they're way back.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That third seat back there, to get to it, you have to climb over the rear seat and they. Or if you put in captain's chairs, you can go right between them. So that's how you get no cleats on the seats. So get all the details by going to HyundaiUSA.com find out about the beautiful Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. Once again, 619 EPA. Estimated range on that baby. Beautiful interior, no cleats on the seats. You could even give them a call. 562-314-4603 for more details about the beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid. That's Hyundai USA.com H Y U N D A I Hyundai, A beautiful vehicle. And, Christy Lee, yours even has a snow button.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have a snow mode. We have a snow, sport, eco, and smart. Four different modes. You can. On the fly, you can change it, too. Like if you're stuck and all of a sudden you go, it's snowing. Click. And then the dashboard turns red. In sport mode, it turns white and snow. It's pretty cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty soon they're gonna have seasonal modes. You'll flip a switch. Halloween, Christmas mode.

[Christy Lee]

This time of year, the best thing, it has a remote start, ladies and gentlemen. Warm that baby up.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty damn nice feature.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nice in the summer, too, because you can put the ac.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You can set your zones.

[Tom Griswold]

My car. My car has. I just don't know how to use it, you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

See, here's what. You could have all of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, and you could also have a Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you could also have a driver to drive that Hyundai and you wouldn't have to mess with any of it. Wouldn't that be nice? He said. Trying to keep you Safe. Nice weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, one of our favorites, Jamie Lisso, one of America's finest comedians will be here in the flesh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Owes me 20 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking forward to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna love it.

[Christy Lee]

I. I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna give it to you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for being here.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

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[Christy Lee]

N.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Ashley, for being here. You are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, what the hell was that? Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jake McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's over there at the SILAC insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Got the organ, got the guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

Got it all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got the keyboard. Oh, yeah. There's Willie Griswold. Hello, Tom. Hey. Hello. Hi, Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say hello to Ace?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I just missed it. The Westminster Kennel Club dog show up and running.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

A golden retriever will not win, so don't. Or an Australian shepherd. Don't worry about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Some weird dog will win.

[Christy Lee]

Now, now. You don't know. You don't know. I watched Best in Show over the weekend, though, in honor of Catherine o'. Hare.

[Pat Godwin]

Great movie.

[Christy Lee]

And. And Westminster. It's just so fun, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it's great.

[Christy Lee]

And holds up.

[Tom Griswold]

It's what, today and tomorrow It'll be on. It'll be on Fox.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to see.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had the agility skills.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Agility. Yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Something like that. The whole thing's covered now. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So also the Olympics starting on Friday. So we've got a lot of sporting news to get to, but we have to begin the show with letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I might have the absolute ultimate listener email. I'm holding it right here. Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is from Tessa. I'm sorry. Thank you. Dear Teresa, who is from Central Ohio. She says. Hello, Bob and top show chick. You said a couple weeks ago that you wanted to start a list of things Tom hates. I have a small running list.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, go, go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to say about 30, so please hold your applause until the end. I'm sure it's only a tiny subset of an overall bigger list.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure my fellow listeners can help and add entries I missed. That's Teresa from Central Ohio. These are in alphabetical order. Thank you, Teresa. Number one, Tom hates abba.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Christy Lee]

We know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bathtub showers. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate bathtub showers. Very good. I can't stand them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bed and breakfast.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In other words.

[Tom Griswold]

Or as I call it, eating at someone else's house.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like coloring books. Perenn crayons.

[Tom Griswold]

I like coloring books.

[Bob Kevoian]

Teresa has got it going on.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like crayons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crunchy. Crunchy peanut butter.

[Christy Lee]

You allow your kids crayons?

[Tom Griswold]

I have. You buy those markers. The markers?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They go through on the other side of the page.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, yes. They do get a better.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a better quality coloring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crunchy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not talking about Sharpies. They have the washable markers. They're great.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do run through the paper, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Crayons. It's like crayons never do defense when you try to make art.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't think that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have crayons as a kid, Willie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, but we grew up in a different administration. Times were different then.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

You primarily. We had.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was hammer time.

[Tom Griswold]

You mostly had markers? I have the art to prove it.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, but, yeah, we were mainly using. We were throwing them at each other.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Cran fits in an ear pretty good. You figured that out when you're a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

I share this hate with Tom. Crunchy peanut butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Look. Finish the job.

[Willie Griswold]

I ate that, too, and I bought some by accident the other day. They need to make the word crunchy bigger on there.

[Bob Kevoian]

It really, really do.

[Willie Griswold]

I was thinking about writing some email.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crunchy and low sodium and no salt. Bigger.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

On the labels. Thank you very much.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, this is a dumb one. I got like, a big, like, Costco.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Willie Griswold]

Like, the really huge detergent wasn't detergent. I got a bunch of fabric softener, but I was just using fabric softener as detergent for, like three months. Like, way too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Your clothes were.

[Willie Griswold]

These smell great.

[Pat Godwin]

They feel weird.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cursive writing.

[Tom Griswold]

Cursive writing. I do hate.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're nowhere near done.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a very accurate list.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're just in the seas.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to. What percentage of peanut butter sales are crunchy?

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it like 80, 20 or something?

[Tom Griswold]

It would have to be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So my husband's a big crunchy guy.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it. Gives a texture.

[Bob Kevoian]

So why do we have crunchy peanut butter? It's only 20% of the market. Do away with it and make people, like, smooth. That's why we do this stuff in America. Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure it costs more to make it crunchy.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably cost less. They don't. They don't have to finish grinding the peanuts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you get crunchy peanut butter and put it in a blender and make smooth peanut butter out of it?

[Tom Griswold]

Good luck getting it out of the blender.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bet you can.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a big cleanup there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We were right about the sales. Data shows only about 17 to 20% of peanut butter sold as crunchy, compared to 80% for smooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we allow these people to vote?

[Christy Lee]

Of course we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Crunchy people.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's funny. That could never happen. Dickies workwear, a workhorse of the industry. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't dislike Dickies workwear. I dislike the dicky.

[Pat Godwin]

The mock torches.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're exactly right. I had many, many dicky.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what we're talking about, Willie?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't know about it, and then you guys explained it to me when I was here one time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, on Christmas vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's the most famous.

[Christy Lee]

He wears a white jacket with a white sweater.

[Bob Kevoian]

V neck.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, the black dicky.

[Tom Griswold]

The turtleneck was very big in the 60s. A lot of leisure suits and turtlenecks. It was kind of an anti tie thing. Cool, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I am wearing a full turtleneck. I'm not wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

I sure I don't own one. Can't wear them. Don't like a turtleneck at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

You put your penis away.

[Tom Griswold]

You do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Do you want to go then?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Flavored iced tea. You don't like that now? Correct. Fuel trucks.

[Tom Griswold]

I like fuel trucks. I just don't want to be in the gas station when they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because they've exploded.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've seen that in the movies several times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hotel room service hates it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the best. No, you know, you don't want to imagine you go on vacation. I don't want to eat in the room. I want to go out. They get coffee. Look at the beautiful views.

[Bob Kevoian]

Instruction manuals.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because a wise man named Chick Magee said I don't like an instruction manual. Is just some guy's opinion.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't learn by reading, I learn by doing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my problem. I just. This weekend I screwed something up without reading the manual. So I got this really cool. These motion detector lights.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're great.

[Christy Lee]

I need some of those for my backyard.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And they're rechargeable and they last a year on a charge.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, they're great. So. But what I did wrong was they've come with these magnets so you can put them up. And I. I peeled the stick them off. I thought the magnet was to go on the one side. I put them in backwards. It's a long story, but I'm sorry, but I should have read. Then I went back and read the manual that. Oh, and sometimes in huge letters it says be sure not to peel off.

[Christy Lee]

Were you able to fix it or.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have to buy new mark on the ceiling?

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of fixed it that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I kind of fixed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you on a ladder?

[Christy Lee]

Are these indoor lights?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ketchup packets. You don't like ketchup packets? I hate them. He's just said, is it any.

[Willie Griswold]

Any packeted condiment like mayo, hot sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like any of they. They. It gets on the sides and God knows who's touched them. They. They're all. And I will not use bottled ketchup at a restaurant. That's just. You're asking for it.

[Christy Lee]

Ask him for what? I've used it my whole life. I've never gotten any.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if it tasted salty, it means the previous kid took it out of the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Crank rod.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Jamie Lisso]

Crank what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Some damn kid is masturbating in the.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, what kind of places are you eating?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't matter. Mental illness covers all classes of people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kids in line unless they're your own at Starbucks.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true. Yeah, because.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you hear the blender start and you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know. Okay, he's gonna get a frappe. Sugary cinnamon. I had to order one this weekend. I'm not kidding. I got in my car. I'd been given this order by a friend of Hart's. And I Finally just gave up. I could not figure out how to get it. I just had to drive over there and order it in person. It was so complicated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's the idea about the app. They try to make them difficult.

[Christy Lee]

9.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was like oat milk, half cash.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a nine year old at your house who has a very specific order at Starbucks. Is that what you're telling me?

[Tom Griswold]

I could probably have.

[Pat Godwin]

It should be no calf. She's nine.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what I can probably.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm shocked that you guys are shocked by this. This makes so much sense to me. I mean, you have no heart. You're my sister. I love you so much. She's a nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

She is so.

[Willie Griswold]

She has the refined taste of a woman who went to art school in the 70s.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to hear what it was? It was a grande iced brown sugar, oat milk, shaken espresso.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

For a nine year old?

[Tom Griswold]

So I actually, I went into the guy and I said, look, I don't even know if this is a thing. And I read it to him and he goes, yeah, right away, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

But I couldn't order it online. Cause I couldn't. I couldn't find it. You've got to go to these custom. It's unbelievable. But if kids at a Starbucks, it's going to be milkshake time for Heart for Christmas. I got her.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a blanket and it's so expensive that I won't say it on air because I think that it would make me look like a fool. These kids have refined taste.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Willie Griswold]

I am not going to be able to afford birthday gifts for my own sisters. It is tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, see, they like room service.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, sure they do because they're kind of normal, but I hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

So if they get room service, I'm going down to the coffee shop.

[Christy Lee]

By yourself?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. I do not want to sit in my hotel room and eat food.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we got it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see why. And the thing you see in the movies where they're lying in bed with a tray, I love that.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, I do that for if I. If it's just me with the double queen beds in the room, use the other bed. One's the eating bed, one's the sleeping bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

Which one's the stabbed?

[Bob Kevoian]

The workbench. I'm gonna order that drink today and I'm gonna see if I like it. What is it? Brown sugar, oat milk, espresso.

[Tom Griswold]

Espresso, oat milk, brown sugar. I can't even remember and also, that's.

[Willie Griswold]

Not as complicated as I thought it was gonna be. That's pretty easy.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

But a nine year old drinking espresso.

[Tom Griswold]

But also, I had to go back and forth. It was her friend. I had to go back and forth. Cause I couldn't remember what it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mark, this is what I want. Go ahead, tell him.

[Tom Griswold]

You wanna get one for him this morning? Yeah, tell me what it is again. What?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you hear this, Mark?

[Tom Griswold]

A grande iced brown sugar oat milkshake and espresso.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's ridiculous. What country.

[Tom Griswold]

What country are we living in? I mean, there's such a thing. There's such a thing. Kind of exciting as freedom, but what the hell?

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy hell.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a nice black coffee, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Coffee. Hot coffee with good old American cream in it.

[Pat Godwin]

What is her like when she's out for dinner? Is she also very.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, she loves truffle fries. Truffle fries are a fun thing. Have you seen a nine year old that loves truffle?

[Tom Griswold]

The greatest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Truffle fries.

[Willie Griswold]

Excuse me, I actually ordered truffle fries. Not these fries.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Truffle.

[Willie Griswold]

Did you have truffle fries on the kids menu? Is the funniest sentence I've ever heard.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have truffle fries on a.

[Willie Griswold]

Menu on the kids menu. No, they don't.

[Pat Godwin]

How does this have to get the adult menu?

[Bob Kevoian]

How did your daughter, 9 years old, insist on. No, no, not French fries, daddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Truffle fries.

[Willie Griswold]

She's more refined than I am. I'm 32.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, crazy. She's more refined than I am. I'm 16.

[Willie Griswold]

She made fun of me for not using the salad fork. I mean, yeah, she's, she's. She knows what she's talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

She's all pushback all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I know why she's that way.

[Tom Griswold]

We know that Yesterday went to brunch. She chose not to come.

[Pat Godwin]

Was she upset?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Please tell me. She said, I believe I'll have some time with myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's stayed home with the dogs.

[Pat Godwin]

She didn't want to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So Finn, Kelly and I went. Had a lovely brunch, so. Oh, by the way. Yeah, this is the. What is.

[Christy Lee]

What is her drink at Starbucks?

[Tom Griswold]

Who?

[Christy Lee]

She's a heart.

[Willie Griswold]

Heart gets a pink drink sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. I thought heart was the brown.

[Tom Griswold]

All her friends, she gets latte. Oh, she gets a latte caffeinated with a lot. With a lot of sugar. When her mom's not looking.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nice and Nice and sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I had an idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're only halfway through the list. We'll come back with the rest of the half of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday. Tom hates having brunch at the place that Chick calls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry to bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. It was great place, nice people. And I was talking to one of the guys that. I've known him for years. He works there and he's the only person that works there that doesn't have a tattoo.

[Willie Griswold]

So of course you've taken a liking to him.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we speak the same language.

[Tom Griswold]

I suggested to one of our lovely tattooed waitress lady. You should each everyone who works here should have one of their take a photograph of one of their tattoos that's not visible and then put up pictures of each one of them and have a game trying to match the tattoo to the server and the cook.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did you do to this poor woman?

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's probably a naughty place or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they all have tattoos on in naughty places.

[Bob Kevoian]

This looks like. What is this? Homer Simpson mowing along?

[Tom Griswold]

What is this one? You. You're at the Grand Canyon. Oops, the camera got too far away. Wouldn't that be a fun idea, though?

[Bob Kevoian]

Bugs money coming out of a nail.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was a great idea. Well, the big game's coming up, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of picks, the chick McGee picks posted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm having a crisis.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I've picked the Seahawks to cover the four. It's gone up to four and a half. I don't know what I'm going to do if it gets to five.

[Willie Griswold]

Got to watch the lines there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check. I got to watch the line. I got it early, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, I'm surprised.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm concerned.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, you can consult Mr. McGee any other aspects of the game you're going to be picking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you mean like a parlay or fumbles or. I go bets. Go tails for the. For the coin flip.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you gotta go, you gotta go tails.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're thinking about the coin flip maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, those prop bets are fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

And orange on a Gatorade. Ah, kick it old school. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll see. We'll see. We're gonna come back with that and more. In your letters, of course. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's back. Hey, it's Dan Bongino. I've got some big news for you.

[Willie Griswold]

Starting February 2nd, the show is back.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. The Dan Bongino show is relaunching and.

[Willie Griswold]

We'Re going bigger than ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter, Cut.

[Willie Griswold]

Through all the garbage and get to the truth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't catch it live.

[Tom Griswold]

No problem.

[Willie Griswold]

Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I meant to say O'Reilly. I'm not sure what came out. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

What's up, man?

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh arnold on the DL, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks Sports Desk. Tom, do we have a song coming from Pat? I've got your list of things you hate. We're only halfway through.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get to that a second. We got to talk a little bit of Groundhog Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Today is Groundhog Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

It certainly is.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a lot of fun. It's become kind of a big deal. The Pucksutawney Phil.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's also Buckeye Chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I mean, come on. And there's imitators, but the real one is. Is Punk Satoni.

[Christy Lee]

But it's cold there today.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think there's a Martha's Vineyard. Ethan. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There. But I mean, the. Also reminds me, the great movie Groundhog Day. I mean, I've seen it a hundred times.

[Bob Kevoian]

That movie is so good once, I can't remember. You almost forget Andy McDowell's in it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, great.

[Bob Kevoian]

In it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a great movie. I don't get that with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just the capital letters. Worst capital letters.

[Tom Griswold]

No, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

My dog is a better actor. Actress.

[Tom Griswold]

We've already found out that a woodchuck and a groundhog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Groundhog comes up and she puts her little hands up.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know her. And Anna Kendrick.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Yeah, Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they're both charming. They're both charming and cute. Yeah. Could I be wrong? Hang on a second. Are they making millions of dollars just out of being charming and cute? I'm against them. What the hell is wrong with me?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still hate them.

[Christy Lee]

It's perfect. Pretty popular.

[Tom Griswold]

We've also learned that groundhogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't get me started on Sandra Bullock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead. Groundhogs and woodchucks are the same, sometimes called whistle pigs.

[Bob Kevoian]

And ground chuck has nothing to do with any of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because ground chuck. Not yet would be hamburger.

[Bob Kevoian]

But maybe we'll start eating groundhog beavers.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple interesting things. Groundhogs do not defecate during hibernation.

[Bob Kevoian]

God, I thought you were gonna stop after defecation. That's right. They just explode in three years.

[Tom Griswold]

And what an explosion it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Answer. It's glorious.

[Tom Griswold]

Groundhog burrows have separate areas for sleeping, nesting, raising young and using the potty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're so. They're very. They're very organized. In Cincinnati, a groundhog can burrow for a first down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very rare. You ever get that feeling when you're leaning back in your chair and you think you're gonna follow?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly the feeling I had when you said that. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

The Little Joe Burrow comedy. Groundhogs can build tunnels almost 50ft in length.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's stopping them?

[Tom Griswold]

And their tunnels have go for the 50ft. A variety of exits. In case of predators. Groundhogs rely on the number of consecutive hours of light in a 24 hour period as their environmental cue that spring is coming. That's how this whole thing started.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

So now I just. We'll get ready for Groundhog Day with Puck class. Yeah. Pat, I've got an idea for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the worst lecture I've ever been.

[Willie Griswold]

He had to do a few more facts. He thought that Burrow, the Joe Burrow joke was going to just demolish us. So he had to throw few more facts in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes I do them for the people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they love you.

[Tom Griswold]

We have things I hate coming up but Punxsutawney. Phil, what is the Eastern Time release?

[Christy Lee]

7:25Am Eastern Time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a half hour.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Tens of thousands of revelers are expected to partake in the sunrise ceremony. What is to witness this year's prognostication which will be made after Phil's brought to the stage from his hatch on a tree stump. Last year's announcement was six more weeks of winter. By far Phil's more common assessment. He's deemed to have not seen his shadow. That is said to usher in an early spring. So. But when he does, there will be six more weeks of winter. I don't know what the weather forecast.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is.7 degrees in Punxsutawney right now. High of 22.

[Christy Lee]

Does it say if it's partly cloudy or partly cloudy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Believe me, I like the carrot weather app. It insults you. What you need to look at.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a great.

[Christy Lee]

And he will probably see a shot.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope they have like a cool band like the Funk, Satani Phillies or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who thinks you can spell Punxsutawney?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think I might.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I have it in front of me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't play. Tom, spell Punx. Ivy League. Spell Punxsutawney for me. P. I'll give you a P. P.

[Tom Griswold]

U N, X. I think it's an X.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it X?

[Willie Griswold]

I T a W, N Y. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Get X. X a X A Punxsatani.

[Pat Godwin]

T O W, N E Y a.

[Tom Griswold]

W, N Y Punksa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tawny.

[Tom Griswold]

T A W, P, O, N, Y.

[Paul Thorne]

T, O.

[Tom Griswold]

Punks. Check Saw. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tawny.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's P, U N, K S.

[Bob Kevoian]

P U N X S U.

[Jim Rome]

T.

[Bob Kevoian]

A W, N E, Y. Tawny's a color, right? Like a brown. Like a 20?

[Jamie Lisso]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Tawny brown.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it that Chick on the. On the hood of the car in that video.

[Bob Kevoian]

She followed the who's a woman in body heat. What's her name?

[Pat Godwin]

Kathleen Turner.

[Christy Lee]

Kathleen Turner.

[Bob Kevoian]

She Tony stained Kathleen Turner aged the same father time kick oh kick there.

[Tom Griswold]

She married to the guy from David Coverdale.

[Willie Griswold]

Chuck Finley, the baseball player?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she beat him up. Remember?

[Pat Godwin]

She had some issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Geez.

[Christy Lee]

She passed away.

[Bob Kevoian]

But in her defense she told him several times.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we're back to my list. Who's from again?

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Teresa in central Ohio. Quickly. Abba. Bathtub shower, bed and breakfast. Coloring books, crayons, crunchy peanut butter cursive writing Dickies. The fake turtlenecks, flavored iced tea. Fuel trucks, hotel room service instruction manuals. Ketchup packets. Kids in lineup. Kids in line at Starbucks. Other than my own the Guardians and Commanders team names. That's very well documented.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't do not like them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Non dome football stadiums.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything should be in the dome. I'd never seen weather affect a football game like I did the Broncos Patriots. Yeah, the weather really kicked that game's ass. I've never seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

Ruined it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Paper straws.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's. I think that's finally gone away.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

The place that I go to all the time that went went to the paper straws. They're back with plastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? It dawns on me. I think you're correct. And they've kept pretty quiet about doing away with paper straw.

[Tom Griswold]

Gave a up.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no one's protested and. But I.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably because there aren't from any sea turtles near where we're broadcasting.

[Bob Kevoian]

And don't we have enough sea turtles? Really? Come on. A trophy that looks like a plate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, like the cup. America's cup, the Ryder cup, the Lombardi Cup. The NHL road construction. No, I'm a fan. Everybody hates road certain limitations.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they have progress. We have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Three and a half years right behind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me entrance has been closed to the free Segways. That was whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The worst name for any product ever. Segue.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't the guy that invented that drive it off a cliff to his death? I'll teach you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Singing schools out when school is not out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I don't approve of that. Don't play that Alice Cooper song unless school's out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't play Christmas music in July.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't snowboard, do you?

[Willie Griswold]

No, we weren't allowed to.

[Pat Godwin]

He hates it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. That explains this one. Tom hates snowboarders. Yeah, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, snowboarding is to skiing with what a bucket of diarrhea is to hollandaise sauce.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, that's severe.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know there's lemon in holiday sauce.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

And it can ruin.

[Tom Griswold]

I like mine lemon free. You can write that down.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Add to your list here. I don't like lemon and iced tea. And I'm sick of them thinking I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Flavored iced tea.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me an orange and iced tea. Black.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sporks have no need for a spork atom stop signs at 3 in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I went through a red light this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

I know the one you're talking about too.

[Tom Griswold]

You go for that one, don't you? Oh, yeah, you don't. Wait for that one. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Avenue, Boulevard, any streets ending in. Okay. Streets ending with Trace. Tom hates.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, get that out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

They've run out of ideas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Williams Trace, something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You get to a community with all the streets are the same except they just end with different things.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I hate that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I believe our grandpa thinking if I believe Art Schleezer played quarterback for Miami Trace High School in central Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe what's probably some gent name. Revisit the list when we come back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

It's coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat will have a song this time. I can't wait. There's Willie Griswold. Hey, good morning, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Groundhog Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, Groundhog day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, about 23 minutes we'll know whether.

[Tom Griswold]

We have and it's Gobbler's Knob is the place that it happens. Which is not a city, by the way. It's not an incorporated city.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it like a hill?

[Tom Griswold]

Hillside or like a section of town apparently named by a 14 year old boy who had three wishes? Gobblers. Now, okay, just asking. But Punxsutawney is an actual town, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So, so good to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up to see the groundhog and then.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S good for top hat sales, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of top hats.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they read from a proclamation.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's an excuse to have a nice party. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. They have a drink.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what, though? And this isn't mentioned enough, don't ever forget, the groundhog doesn't want anything to do with any of what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't it bite the mayor a couple years ago?

[Christy Lee]

He's tired.

[Bob Kevoian]

And every person said, way to go, groundhog. He's sleeping. He's got his place to take care of. He's got. He. You already said he has a separate bedroom. He has escape hatches. He's got to work on his house. And they're yanking him out.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pucks of Tony, Phil, Gobbler's Knob, and then. And the lady is named Nibbling Cooch. Was that what it was? The lady Groundhog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, as I've asked Kostaki this many times, when he'll have a joke for us, I'll say, what? What? Now, when you did not make the cut, when you were writing that, you decided. You decided on cooch.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Lost to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You thought, no, no, no, no. It's gonna be cooch I. Because I know you had five or six different choices.

[Tom Griswold]

Nipple was in there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I can imagine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Nipple. That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you kind of go, ouch.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. Have we finished the list of things?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we haven't. We went alphabetical order, and I'm not sure how many there are here. I'm going to say 30. But where were we here?

[Tom Griswold]

This is a list provided by who?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of what, Teresa? Central Ohio. Tom's hate list. We were at Paper straws, plate trophies, road construction, Segways. Schools out singing the song. Schools out when? Schools in session. Snowboarders, sports, stop signs at 3am Streets ending in trace. Sweaters. You don't like sweaters?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't own one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't own a sweater.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, you don't like anything crew neck. You don't like anything wrapped around you. You feel like you're being choked, like a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a sweater.

[Christy Lee]

What about a nice cardigan or a V neck?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a zip up a button up a cardigan.

[Tom Griswold]

I say a sweater vest. You say, I've given up. I will never have another erection.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, you're so wrong. They can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cardigan sweaters are my. My plasma.

[Christy Lee]

And I bought you one for Christmas.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got one for a dark navy for. From Christy. And I'll tell you what, I just had an erection this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't let me. Don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't let this cardigan fool you.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you watching an old video of a Super Bowl?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because that's what true fans do.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Williams.

[Willie Griswold]

That gets you going.

[Bob Kevoian]

They see that 35 point second quarter, it's. It's all of us Redskins fans. It's Bonerville. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What a weird man you are next to gobblers now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Traffic. You don't like Traffic? Who does TVs and restaurants? We all know why. Because you can't have your address to people.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're watching.

[Jamie Lisso]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I hate TVs.

[Willie Griswold]

If we can go back to the B section. He doesn't like backwards hats.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's true. Yeah, Very true. We only had bathtub showers and bed and breakfast in the B section. We. I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Bathtub showers are dangerous.

[Willie Griswold]

They're time.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate them.

[Christy Lee]

They're dangerous for you maybe because you can't lift your leg over the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I want to shower.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. This guy can put his socks on standing up. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can.

[Willie Griswold]

It's just.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like them. They're slippery and they're weird and.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you put a mat down.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't like. I don't like taking baths.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't just like to soak in a tub sometime and then take a shower? No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Lie in your own filth.

[Willie Griswold]

No, I shower before I bath. You got to wash. Yeah. You wash it off and then you get in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right. Right. That's a good idea.

[Christy Lee]

I like the pool thing. Shower before you get in the pool.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like peeling a potato before you boil it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And that made more sense in my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right here in the bottom. This should have been the Under C Chick Sports report. Very funny, Teresa. The one I have the biggest problem with sweatpants. I don't know what your problem is. You don't like sweatpants.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like to be comfortable when.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'Re home lounging around. Well, what am I saying? He never lounges.

[Christy Lee]

No, he does.

[Willie Griswold]

I've seen him be comfortable once. One time. My whole life.

[Bob Kevoian]

One time. This man's 32 years old.

[Willie Griswold]

Four years ago, on vacation, he was watching. I think it was the Olympics, actually. And he was just laying down, kind of just lounging.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

It was not a full lay down. It was a chair with a recliner, feet up kind of situation.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it wasn't that long that he'd Just gotten out of the hospital.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that did help. That didn't help. But I was wearing proper trousers, proper sweatpants.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there are some with the back pocket.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's another re I. You got a zipper pocket for your wallet.

[Christy Lee]

Put your wallet in your front pocket. Safer.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, can't do it. Not enough room up there.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Safety. He hates pickpockets, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This July 4th.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's gonna be terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

250Th anniversary of our country. The pickpockets are going to be going nuts during those fireworks, but they're probably training right now, so.

[Willie Griswold]

You think everyone's gonna be so distracted. Yeah, it's like Ocean's 26. People be running around stealing from you as the fire.

[Tom Griswold]

What they're doing right now is the pickpockets have all gone to Italy.

[Willie Griswold]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

And they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're for the Olympics training too.

[Tom Griswold]

That opening ceremony at the Olympics, they're all looking up at stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what are they? What are they? Oh, I. Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

Italians perfected the pick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet. I bet you.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we all know that as an ethnicity.

[Bob Kevoian]

We all know. This could be the saddest thing I've ever said on the radio, but. Or wherever. Broadcast. Hello, podcasters. I get a John Turturro newsletter.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's in a new movie and I forget the name of it, but he plays a pickpocket in New York City, and it looks wonderful that his technology. He can't make the money he used to because nobody carries cash anymore.

[Willie Griswold]

Now, here's the thing. I was gonna make fun of you for getting this newsletter, but I can't believe that I'm so late to this news. I wish I had the newsletter. This movie sounds fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

John Turturro. It's gonna be. It's gonna be great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean. I mean, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

All my new frying pans. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Tucci.

[Tom Griswold]

They're from Stanley Tucci, the actor. I had no idea. When I got.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I say John Turturro, you just dismiss everything I said and just went right to your. Another dark haired Italian, Stanley Tucci, because it's him.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm supporting your notion that it's important to it. What the. The. The wisdom of contemporary actors. I didn't even know it. I went, these are really nice. I'm buying them. And then I said, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this Tucci Stanley?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he's lying. But he's made the effort and that means he loves Me. I appreciate it. One more Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he does a series email.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This is for Tom. I'm a longtime listener. My dachshund Buddy. Just because Tom got a cowboy hat, we got Buddy a cowboy hat too. What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

Great picture, honestly.

[Willie Griswold]

And this dog kind of looks like you a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little bit, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What a beautiful little fella.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God, there's a new sheriff in town.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that his? Is that his? That's Buddy Hind left leg.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

That her middle name is Stubby. What a cute little guy. Well, thanks for the picture picture. Who's that from?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tammy in West Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Tammy.

[Willie Griswold]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's adorable. As the day is long.

[Willie Griswold]

Dogs and hats, man. Can't get enough.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we had a spill. Kegs of beer spilled. I think it was Friday in a highway.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw that.

[Willie Griswold]

It was new glares. It was Spotted Cows, my favorite beer. Yeah, I wanted to get out there and go report on it. I want to go drink it straight from i94.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet you get suck that up with a shop vac. Oh, run it through a strainer. Just fine. Just as good.

[Tom Griswold]

Sue from Wisconsin says the land of cheese curds, bratwurst, water ski shows, spotted cow beer and all that's good in the world. Well, thank you very much, Sue. She said my daughter could remember the word for snoring. So she said, you know that honk shoe thing that grandpa does? Honk shoe. That's great. Well, thank you, sue from the land of bratwurst water ski shows. Of course. Do they still have that water ski show on the Wisconsin.

[Christy Lee]

No, I went to that because of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's that guy's name? Rick Wakeman. No, that's not it. No, I think wake. Yeah, water wake.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever seen the thing, the movies where they've got the water skiers stacked up in a triangle?

[Christy Lee]

And they did that. Tommy Bartlett.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tommy Bartlett. How cool is that?

[Tom Griswold]

And that'd be really cool on snow skis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the Bartlett.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, the problem would be turned learning partly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Children are called fartless.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody take a right. Well, thank you very much for your letters. You can reach us, Bob [e-mail]. now, I know we got some stuff coming up for Valentine's Day. For example, Willie G. And Patty G. Hey are going to be at the famous Simplicity show in Evansville, Indiana. Mr. Pat Kosla puts on. It's an awesome show every Valentine's Day.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, every year. It's Great.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's down in Evansville, Indiana. Should be cool. Also, if I'm getting this right, it's going to be on an evening of the two Jeffs. Jeff Oscar Jeff Bodart in Castle. It's at the Castle Finn Winery. That's in Illinois. I'm forgetting the name of the town. Do anybody remember what it is? I'll dig it up for you. Sorry, I had it a minute ago. But that's coming up for Valentine's Day evening with with the two Jeffs. Also remind you that Stephen Singer has got some stuff that you may want to be importing to your place for Valentine's Day, including the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. Christy, tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

It's a beautiful rose. As you can see. I'm holding one in my hand right now and it does mimic a sunset. It goes all the way from a beautiful orange and yellow down to the fuchsia into the violet. As the sun is setting, you can recreate that beautiful cruise that you were on or sitting at the beach or whatever you. Whatever brings you a memory that you think of your loved one.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll last forever. And by the way, Stephen Singer, these things started about 70 bucks. Steven also has, of course, diamonds. That's his specialty. Engagement rings, his biggest specialty. Not to mention diamond earrings, bracelets, necklaces, et cetera, et cetera. Even nice little charms reminding you of your doggie. Some pet stuff, of course. And of course, Stephen Singer has the great guarantee and the famous free shipping. Go to I hate stevensinger.com and order your Sunset Gold dip Rose. Like I said, I believe. That one, I believe is 89 with free shipping to arrive in time for Valentine's Day. So it's once, by the way, exclusively available at Steven Singer Jewelers. And you visit it by going toIHATE stevensinger.com and Stephen, we were talking to him just a couple about 10 days ago, I guess it was. And he was saying with all the cold weather all over the country that shipping is going to be a little bit clogged up. So it's probably a good idea to order early this year. He's still got two weeks, but I would get that done today. I hate stephensinger.com. check out the diamonds etc etc for a great Valentine's Day.

[Christy Lee]

I have some bad news. Tommy Bartlett's water ski show closed permanently in 2020.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh man, 2020.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. Very sad.

[Tom Griswold]

Is someone gonna pick up the slack?

[Christy Lee]

I sold it to Ripley's Believe it or Not. I don' that Says it's not coming back. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I got update here. A Marshall, Illinois is where the Castle Finn Winery is where you can see Jeff Bodart and Jeff Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Marshall, Illinois.

[Tom Griswold]

That's going to be coming up on Valentine's Day evening. Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just fine. I just found the name of the city.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we just mentioned it there. Marshall, Illinois. Yeah, it's close to Deputy. Okay, good. Very good. Very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jamie Lisso, Illinois.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie Lisso, a great comedian is going to be our guest Coming up up here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. Yes, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perhaps a song this time. Be nice. La la la la. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold under the weather. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Chick. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, indeed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just checking out the some of the outfits at the Grammys last.

[Christy Lee]

Evening and you mean lack of.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was something else.

[Tom Griswold]

The singer Chapel Row. And I can describe it. The dress is quite literally hanging from her nipple rings.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. There's a really not hiding much.

[Christy Lee]

Nope. It was. That was the theme naked dress. Like did you see Heidi Klum? Yeah, there she is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, that's her.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty much naked.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Chapel Roan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that a very good look, though? It's not particularly attractive.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm pretty into it.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Some guy said Heidi Klum looked like a whole chicken at the in the deli.

[Christy Lee]

She did, kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was wearing a hard plastic.

[Christy Lee]

It was like sculpted to her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sculpted plastic. She could barely walk. Talk.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Because it's the Grammy. It's about the music. I remember when Crosby, Stills and Nash came out like that. I never felt David Crosby had the nipple.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's, it's a different time.

[Christy Lee]

I never felt older than I felt last night. I didn't know anybody. What has happened to me? I used to be cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, whoa. In your defense, you never really that cool.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

You've kind of been the state. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but sometimes, sometimes not being cool is cool. Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. No, that's kind of let that eat yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

When bad means means good. It's so complicated. I can't keep trying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Hey, this one from Buffalo. Remember when we used to do the television slogans, like, on your side.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In your hometown and we're thinking of you and like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Channel 9 news, they all had them. Yeah. Well, this one in Buffalo, someone helped us out. Jennifer, from suburban Buffalo. It says, they are on your side. Chick. This side is also protected by angry fencing. This is WGRZ. Their slogan is on your side, Channel 2 in Buffalo.

[Christy Lee]

All right?

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you look at the picture, they're on your side, but behind razor wire and heavy iron fencing.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're not on everybody's side, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not on. Yeah. Let's be real. They're not on everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

No one can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a special request for Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Justin. He says, hello, crew yellow. Can Pat Godwin do his famous Donald Duck sneezing impression?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, are you kidding me? I mean. Yes, I'd love to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were gonna spit on me.

[Willie Griswold]

It's so good. It's so good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always wanted to talk like Donald Duck because you know me and I make noises, Whatever it is, I do, but I never could get a good Donald Duck.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quite a skill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat's other great one is. Could you do singing underwater?

[Pat Godwin]

Guys, Stuck in a truck.

[Tom Griswold]

What song do you want to sing? Underwater.

[Pat Godwin]

Underwater something. Opera is always kind of fun. All right, here we go. Underwater. Underwater opera was really good.

[Tom Griswold]

How about in the trunk of a car? Ladies and gentlemen, no special effects are used in these great sound effects. Pat, you want to favor us with a tune?

[Jamie Lisso]

I do indeed.

[Pat Godwin]

What would you like to hear?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you have in mind?

[Pat Godwin]

Epstein Files is huge. I have a new one that I'm working on that I have up right now, but. Anything. Anything you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yepstein. Didn't they release another million pages?

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

They did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. I just saw a picture of Prince Andrew straddling some woman apparently allegedly Prince Andrew.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're saying what? I'm just telling you what they're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought this was an official government release.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't say what you say.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I don't really doubt that Prince Andrew was rattling it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Harris, more or less the majority owner of the Washington football team. He was mentioned in the Epstein files that went Redskins fan wide over the weekend. And I. I thought, oh, well, what?

[Jamie Lisso]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Still not as bad as Dan Snider.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still not a third as bad as Dan Snider.

[Tom Griswold]

You go for it, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Try go.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably. Probably legal in the international waters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember what Tom said about the Epstein.

[Willie Griswold]

You go for it, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably legal in international waters. That's true. That's where.

[Tom Griswold]

How much taxpayer dollars are we wasting on this thing at this point? Okay. We get.

[Christy Lee]

Especially since they're not getting to charge.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody and they've had plenty of time to remove names they didn't want seen. Pat, this is about that list.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's on the Epstein list? The country's mad wives are pissed. You know, it's just politics. But it seems everybody's on the Epstein list. Prince Andrew, that's obvious. But everybody's on the Epstein list. Nelson Mandela, the peace activist. Someone said he's on the Epstein list. Desmond Tutu and Pope Francis, Mr. Rogers. What are the chances? The Dalai Lama's public. It seems everybody's on the Epstein list. The guy from Dunkin Donuts gets up early. Larry Mo and the first Curly. The unknown comic. The Maharishi. The guy who sold me my Mitsubishi. The guitar tech from Genesis. Everybody's on the Epstein list. Epstein list. People are pissed. Who's really on it? Who they missed? Left side, right side, down the middle. That guy from the band Kansas who plays the fiddle. Even my girlfriend's really pissed. Apparently, I'm on the abstain list.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the way that you said the first Curly.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy from Kansas who plays the fiddle.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy can play.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Carry on. Carry on, my wayward son.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes siree.

[Christy Lee]

All right, Johnny. Phil's prediction.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet it's a he saw shadow. He went back and hit.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. There will be six more weeks of winter. Punxsutawney. Phil did see his shadow. It's because of all the cameras. Nine times that he has seen his shadow compared to just 21 times that he predicted an early spring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Those numbers again.

[Christy Lee]

109 to 21.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy hole. That's a trend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, if you're just joining us, we did learn that a woodchuck and a groundhog and a whistle pig. Whistle pig. Same thing. But Christie says, why don't they call it a ground chuck? Chuck?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I think I said ground chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was. I got confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I like meat, so.

[Tom Griswold]

And then once again, but Whistle pig. What a great name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then I do like whistle pig.

[Christy Lee]

Do they whistle?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently they make a sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know they're the minor league baseball.

[Pat Godwin]

They do at the bar I go to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think the. There's Iron Pig. I know in minor league baseball teams and I think there's a. I think there are whistle pigs too. Now that it'd be a good night.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like the Mackinaw straight whistle pigs or something. I'm not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. But yeah, I didn't. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I mentioned Michigan. Yes, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Well, thank you. Let's. Are we going to head over to the sports page?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's do it. The Las Vegas Raiders are working toward finalizing an agreement to make Seattle Seahawks offensive coordinator Clint Kubiak. Yeah, that's Clint. Their new head coach. The Raiders would not be allowed to announce a deal with Clint. Clint until after Sunday's super bowl between the Seahawks and the New England Patriots. The 38 year old Kubiak would be the third coach in three seasons for the Raiders and the fifth full time leader since they moved to Las Vegas in 2020. Wait a minute. That can't be right. Holy hell. Third coach in three seasons. Fifth coach since 2020 for the Las Vegas Raiders.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody needs to. Okay. The Arizona Cardinals have hired Mike Lefler, which means the floor as head coach, turning the Los Angeles Rams offensive coordinator to be the Cardinals head coach. And yes, Mike Leffler is the brother of Matt Leflur, who is the head coach of the Green Bay packers and their grandson, grand grandfather, Gila Fleur. I don't know if this is real. That's the only Leflore I think of.

[Tom Griswold]

Is they called him Papi Lafleur.

[Bob Kevoian]

Papi Lafleur. He played hockey for some team. I'm going to say the Montreal Canadiens.

[Tom Griswold]

Gila Fleur, I believe you. We have a sad story here.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I was rocking and rolling. Okay, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been talking a little bit about this. This whole wind chill thing.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it's. In case it's not cold enough. They throw that in and all of a sudden, a sudden it goes from being 1 below 0 to 17 below the so called wind chill factor. The guy who invented that has passed away.

[Bob Kevoian]

He froze to death.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me he was 98, but he felt like he was 85.

[Willie Griswold]

I loved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Somebody. Somebody take me aside at the break and asked me why I'm laughing at this.

[Willie Griswold]

I would have laughed more. I was still mad about the burrow joke from earlier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't have that.

[Willie Griswold]

That was nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. That's. That you can thank Joseph for. For that. Joseph Watkins. Thank you, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and you're gonna like. If you like that. You'll love this. Torrey Pines, San Diego. Beautiful country. You like to hang glide?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go out there, Step off the cliff at Torrey.

[Christy Lee]

I stayed at Torrey Pines before. It's a beautiful lodge. They have a great golf course.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have you a hang glid?

[Christy Lee]

I did not. Hang glid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a word?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I have hang glided. I will hang. I. I had hang glid.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway. He shot a 71. 71 years. Justin Rose, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Justin Rose.

[Bob Kevoian]

He finished with a 70 yesterday to break the tournament record set by Tiger woods in 1999. He finished at 23 under for the tournament.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was the Farmers Insurance Open and some of the best weather ever.

[Christy Lee]

Good for them.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's surprising.

[Christy Lee]

Now, San Diego, of course, it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

And I saw Willie when we did the Justin Rose thing, I could see you wondering what on earth we were doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

We also did it with Jalen Rose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I can give you a little taste of that here. Take your time. This was a big hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

It's gotta be on their feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you ramble? No one knows.

[Tom Griswold]

Nat King Cole. Genius singer, piano player. That's not my fave.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

But that was a huge hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the one that opens up my favorite year? He does a version of that. Oh, yeah, look that up.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I will. That's a good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Purple's in it. I know that.

[Tom Griswold]

The color I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

LeBron James, an All Star. Almost a certainty for two decades this season. Not a sure thing, but he's made it. Just wanted to get healthy to play in real games. James says Sunday he wasn't thinking about the All Star Game after missing the first 14 games of the season because of his sciatica. Papa has sciatica, man. It extends the his NBA record streak to 22 consecutive appearances in the All Star Game.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. Also reserves from the Eastern Conference. Donovan Mitchell, Carl Anthony Towns, Pascal Siakam.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Scotty Barnes, Jalen Duran, Norman Powell and Jalen Johnson. Western Conference. Anthony Edwards, Jamal Murray. Chet Chet Holmgren. All right. Kevin Durant. Devin Booker.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you say that's the most entertaining of any All Star Game?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's still baseball. Probably, but. Well, you know what they're going to do this year? Aren't they going to the America versus the world? Right. Like they did in the NHL.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's kind of cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I'm thinking the Croats are going to win. But that's just me.

[Tom Griswold]

But the.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're very good.

[Tom Griswold]

The football Pro Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Now that's a joke. Flag football.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now when's the last time. What are you saying?

[Christy Lee]

Flag football.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't. I had no idea.

[Willie Griswold]

Didn't turn it on, didn't watch it.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think anybody did.

[Christy Lee]

Is it in Hawaii?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not.

[Christy Lee]

It used to be. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why. That's why the players all like to go because they get to take the their families to Hawaii.

[Bob Kevoian]

You say you like to travel?

[Christy Lee]

I love to travel.

[Bob Kevoian]

A long strange trip for the San Antonio spurs face to get home for their east coast led to another time change for the game against the Magic Tip off moved to 8 Central five hours after the original time. The NBA first changed the start time from 3pm to 6pm because of that bomb cyclone in Charlotte grounded all flights. The spurs stayed overnight and left Charlotte at Charlotte 9:20 in the morning. But the flight diverted to Atlanta because of a mechanical issue. After more than two hours spurs switched planes. They arrived in San Antonio at 3:25 and the spurs one beat the Magic 112.103. So it has a happy ending.

[Tom Griswold]

And that NASCAR cookout clash has been moved because of whether it's not going to take place now till Wednesday.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

So Wednesday.

[Christy Lee]

Little Chile, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a weird German Olympic bobsledder. Says she's turned to onlyfans to help fund her to trip to the 26 Winter Games. She'd better hurry. An interview with the German outlet Build B I L D. They spell everything funny in Germany.

[Willie Griswold]

They do. Makes me angry.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen her? Do we have a picture of her?

[Bob Kevoian]

Lisa Buckwitz explained that a.

[Christy Lee]

She's cute, very fit.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a. There's a. There was a different one that was really hot.

[Willie Griswold]

Slow down Old Creek.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean she's right in your dad's wheelhouse. Look at her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lisa Buckowitz explained a bobsled season could cost nearly 60k which includes the cost of plane tickets, equipment, training camp, bonuses for his sled pushers. The 31 year old won gold at the 18 Olympics. Said the only fans collaboration allows her to finance her team. But at it. It's a bit sad that I can't just focus on my competitive sort. Sure, sport, I'm an Olympic champion. But nobody's interested in Lisa Buckowitz just because of the gold medal metal.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a German gal.

[Bob Kevoian]

She specified that she does not pose nude, but rather communicates with fans and sometimes appears in a sports bra, as you just saw, and a bikini. And every now and then in her bobsled suit. Her only fans. Pricing starts at 24.99 per month.

[Tom Griswold]

If you could be sexy in a bobsled suit. Come on. Yeah, but she's of German heritage, so she's a knight.

[Willie Griswold]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's not a 10. Well, hey, you got the boo from Ace. Ace booed you.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got to find out about this article about the, the all the American Olympians get $200,000.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna look that up.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta find out the details on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see, I was looking to not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not from the Olympic committee committee, but from some guy that donated or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just. Here you go. More sports coming up. And we'll have the answer to that question.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up. Comedian Jamie Lisso will be our guest. Looking forward to seeing Jamie. He's great. We also have a very unusual story involving World War I of all things back in the news. And then we're gonna.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick might not be aware of it, but he's gonna have to do one of his most famous phrases on the radio coming up. Okay. One he doesn't particularly like doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it Lou Gehri?

[Tom Griswold]

No. You'll see.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll see. But it has to do with diapers.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to say.

[Christy Lee]

And you're correct about the Olympic thing.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it say?

[Christy Lee]

It says all U.S. olympic and Paralympic athletes will receive $200,000 in long term financial benefits per the for the Games thanks to a $100 million donation from Ross Stevens, a financier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's a financier.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of cool. So usa. USA Olympics with opening ceremony this Friday.

[Christy Lee]

And the program provides a hundred thousand dollars in direct financial support and a hundred thousand dollars in life insurance to assist with post competition life.

[Willie Griswold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Also the dog show, Westminster Dog show today and tomorrow. That'll be on the Fox network, I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Something cool to watch for you dog people out there. Also coming up, a very cool world record and a world record that didn't quite make it on the way apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently is that. That's the attack we're taking. Now these don't have to be records. If you try and miss, we're going to mention those too. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Jim Rome]

Who's your history, baby? Indiana goes under undefeated and wins the national championship. Own the limited edition championship football. Call 800-345-2868. Now that's 800-345-2868. When they're gone, they're gone. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Part. The hell? I bit my lip.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait. Your dentures fall on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Full disclosure, it was house of Myers I was at.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was my elevator voice, by the way. Yeah, there's Pat Godwin. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the super bowl coming up, of course, and they always do a 12 hour pregame and they dig deep. They find all kinds of interesting stuff. But I'm wondering if they're gonna do the one thing we touched on very briefly last week. And Willie, do you know the very unusual trivia fact about Sam Darnold?

[Willie Griswold]

Is this Dick Hammer was his grandpa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Is that the one? Marlboro Man.

[Tom Griswold]

The Marlboro man.

[Willie Griswold]

Popping around everywhere. Great name, Dick Hammer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

He was. There were several guys that posed for the. To be the Marlboro man, but he was the main one. And I. Do you think they're going to touch on that? Because it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is.

[Tom Griswold]

Would they feel like they were promoting cigarette use?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think, yeah, I think everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Knows it's a pretty cool story, the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dangers of, you know, smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

Would they have to put some kind of disclaimer who was the last NFL guy that was seen smoking in the locker room?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that, the famous photograph. Lynn Dawson, the chief Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

That's awesome.

[Willie Griswold]

Awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Cigarette Pepsi.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that thing won a Pulitzer or something. That photograph. He's got some very cool spot built cleats on. Oh, man, I wanted a pair of those when I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't smoke cigarettes anymore, but one of my favorite cigarettes was the after football practice cigarette.

[Pat Godwin]

It's great.

[Christy Lee]

Weren't you in high school?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You know, me and my buddy Grant getting a Gatorade.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. You know, all the. You'll hear that same story from all the Heisman trophy winners.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, then it used to be. It used to. Oh, yeah. No, we Weren't good. I mean, we. I. My coach might be listening to this. Sorry, Coach Fisher, but yeah, the. The one you can't do, the before practice cigarette. You'd be going up against a guy, I'm on offense, he's on defense. You get close and you can smell cigs on his pads and you go, dude, you can't do it before practice. You gotta wait till after.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of my favorite stories I. I've taught my little girls, you know, Willie's younger sister. There's a special spot in Vail, Colorado, in Lion's Head. There's. There's where I was sitting having coffee after skiing one day, and Willie comes around. You're in high school. He comes around the corner, he doesn't see me, and then he spots me and he takes his cigarette and sticks it behind his butt like I'm not gonna see the smoke billowing out of his ass. So I've told the girls. So every time we go there, there. Because they also have. What's that stuff they have, the weird chocolate, what's that called?

[Bob Kevoian]

Gelato.

[Tom Griswold]

Gelato, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

Weird chocolate.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a gelato place that I'm fluid in, Tom. I hate that. I nailed that.

[Tom Griswold]

And the gelato is amazing, by the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Way, but many different flavors.

[Tom Griswold]

We were there at Christmas time and Hart goes, is this the place where Willie smokes?

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, you couldn't tell them I was student council president. They just think I'm the cigarette smoking degenerates and I to want was. And boy, do I miss him. Don't smoke, kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's bad.

[Willie Griswold]

But yeah, they love you.

[Christy Lee]

You're a big brother.

[Tom Griswold]

They love Willie, so. But the question is, will they, for the super bowl pregame, do this dickhammer the Marboro man thing?

[Willie Griswold]

They got a 12 hour broadcast to fill. I'd imagine they would. People online are already talking about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's kind of a cool story.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, sure. It's part of American history, for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Marboro man, handsome guy. And that. That whole look is kind of back with all that western thing, all those shows just.

[Pat Godwin]

You got your hat ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have a nice hat. I have a nice scalp. I know, I. I took it home. It's a beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

You're not wearing it this winter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me you're keeping it in the box.

[Tom Griswold]

I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, when you have a hat like that, did you know that you're supposed to put them on the shelf upside down?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know that I'm learning all this. Hats.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Dick Hammer and I share the same birthday. Just the date, obviously, not the year.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, doesn't. Doesn't Dick Hammer sound like a porno name?

[Christy Lee]

He's handsome. Handsome.

[Willie Griswold]

It's. Honestly, it's too on the nose to be a porn out angle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's like. I mean, that's like rookie stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't be like Galore.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just two on. Yeah, two on the nose. I say Dick Hammer.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, I'm so, so sorry. So it's time to get back to sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

The estate of the late Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen is pushing back on a report. I saw, I saw this over the weekend. That the team Seahawks could be put up for sale right after the Super Bowl. According to espn, eight cited unnamed sources claiming discussions were already underway between Seahawks ownership in the NFL. But in a statement, the Allen estate denied the report, saying the team's not for sale and calling the story pure speculation. The estate acknowledged the Seahawks will eventually.

[Tom Griswold]

Be sold, which is in his will.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's in accordance with Allen's wishes.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say I don't think it has to be sold on. The money given to charity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do anything else. But there is no timeline, no current plan.

[Jamie Lisso]

Answer that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're not going to say it now.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean? Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they got a game to worry about this week.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think the players will anyway. Boxer Jarell Miller lost his toupee during his match against Kingsley Iba.

[Tom Griswold]

Has anybody seen it?

[Willie Griswold]

It's incredible.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've not seen it. According to ESPN, right uppercut from Iva in round two of the matchup, lifted the hair, please. Airpiece off Mr. Miller's head, leaving fans stunned.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, and then he tries to cover his hair and so he can't block shots.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Willie Griswold]

Trying to cover his balding, it's. It's the funniest thing.

[Tom Griswold]

And the guy hitting him, the guy hitting him looks like he's about to kill him. It's super strong.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you have a toupee on?

[Tom Griswold]

And it's also a terrible. It's a dumb look. He's got the shaved sides with just this piece of carpeting on his head.

[Willie Griswold]

I do like the idea though, that even the toughest guys in the world, they get self conscious about their hair.

[Christy Lee]

That is kind of nice.

[Willie Griswold]

But you think, just own it, dude. Go out there bald.

[Tom Griswold]

Look. Have you seen it? Honestly, I'm not kidding. It looks like a Rockham Sockum robot.

[Pat Godwin]

That does.

[Tom Griswold]

When he gets head goes back and the hair comes flying off. Yeah, knock your block off. Ra. Isn't that one of your best impressions?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to do the setup, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean? What setup? It's the Rock.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the setup.

[Bob Kevoian]

The hell are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

You're not putting your soul in.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're in your whole. The incident did not seem to knock Mr. Miller off his game. Though he ultimately won the fight.

[Tom Griswold]

He won by a hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ironic. A split decision.

[Tom Griswold]

But it looks like cartoon violence.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks fake.

[Pat Godwin]

It's ridiculous. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah. And the thing I hate about boxing is it's the only sport where they don't score it until it's over. Makes no sense at all. They should post the score after every round. So if a guy knows he's winning. Can you imagine if they did that in a football?

[Bob Kevoian]

If a guy knows he's winning, he would probably avoid contact for the rest of the fight.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it is. Then you have a fight.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you have a crap fight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then it's no good.

[Tom Griswold]

Stupid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're such an idiot.

[Willie Griswold]

And briefly, when's the last time you watched a boxing match?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's why I don't watch. Exactly.

[Willie Griswold]

You got to stop caring about things you don't care about.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the problem with this show. You've got to weigh in on stuff you don't care about. I care about guys wearing toupees that are bad. Toupees that get knocked off. That's great. Great sporting event.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tried to get him to stop going and watching movies. He won't listen to me. Oh, yeah, it just up. He hates them. He hates every movie he's ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Not true.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've seen except Toy Story 2 for.

[Willie Griswold]

Some Paddington and Paddington sale.

[Christy Lee]

And so.

[Tom Griswold]

So Paddington 2 and Toy Story 2 are the best movies that have been made in the last.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. They bring joy to the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

More sports coming up.

[Christy Lee]

You know, movies aren't all about joy. They teach us things. They bring out emotion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes they.

[Jamie Lisso]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes they arouse us.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Go see Hamnet and get back to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't want to get that sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna pass on him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Now you've seen Begonia Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to watch. Oh, you gotta. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

One of my favorite comedians in it, Stavros Halkius, is in it. So I'm go check it.

[Christy Lee]

He almost watched it the other night.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a Great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that one about?

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't tell you about it. Can't tell you.

[Willie Griswold]

This is the time of year I try to watch all the Oscar movies. I end up watching them on my phone. So it's the best cinematography in the world. And it's two inches.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna watch. I think I'm gonna watch the Ethan Hawke thing today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Blue Moon.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. That might be the one that you.

[Tom Griswold]

Might like because it's about your ends hurt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. The unbelievable Broadway clap trap they wrote.

[Christy Lee]

And it's more like a play. It's not really a. Yeah, it's not really a movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me some of the great music of all time coming up.

[Pat Godwin]

I want you to see Begonia, though.

[Willie Griswold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you think he'll like it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, he's gonna. I tell you, it will be so funny how much he hates it that it might be worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it in English? Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

Emma Stone.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, comedian Jamie Lisso will be joining us here in the studio. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too. Too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello there. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, Willie Griswold's here.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold under the weather. He's covered up by the weather. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize win Pick sports desk. And Tom, we have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Joining us in the studio, a man who's out there working hard because if you've seen his wife, you'd work hard, too.

[Pat Godwin]

She's a hottie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man. She's a hottie. Dr. Erica, Dr. Hottie.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's right. It's where we marry to a doctor. Like, we were in bed recently, just like going to sleep, and she started running her fingers through my hair. And I thought, as a guy, I thought, oh, we're about to. And I go, are we gonna. And she goes, I'm just looking for carcinoma on your spot. I go, I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go look for my boner. It's around here somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie Lisso is here with us. And Jamie, you're wearing a kind of a Tight black T shirt. Showing off your guns, as the kids say. I. Have you ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom's up on all the lingo.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, do you ever watch ABC's Evening News with David Meir here?

[Jamie Lisso]

I. I don't know if I've seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Any excuse he has to be out in the field. He always dresses like. He's always got the. He's very fit guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

You've noticed that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you like us to find a way to have David on the show?

[Christy Lee]

I really like heated rivalry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you thought about playing hockey at any point?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying.

[Jamie Lisso]

Tom, you should watch that show with the sound on. It's very good.

[Pat Godwin]

You like Letty in a movie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Movies.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying. And just the right amount of hair gel. I believe that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe the kids call this David Muir is your jam.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm just saying he always wears the tight T shirts.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to go back to the boxer story? Because I didn't get to see the video.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you explain to Mr. Alyssa what we're talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boxer Jarrell Miller lost his toupee during his fight against Kingsley iba. According to ESPN, a right uppercut from Iba in round two of the matchup lifted the hairpiece off. Off Mr. Miller's head, leaving fans stunned.

[Jamie Lisso]

This real.

[Bob Kevoian]

He tore off the toupee before the start of round three and flung it into the stands. But he also came back and won the fight in a split decision over Iba.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Here. Here's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. Here we go. All right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's just on the top of his head like a mistake.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a Mr. T video.

[Pat Godwin]

Now watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

And it. It comes off. Rock Em Sock Em Robots.

[Pat Godwin]

That's off. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Why is he so pale underneath it? That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume that's the glue.

[Christy Lee]

Ouch.

[Jamie Lisso]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's probably the glue that was holding it on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at the size of those guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're both huge.

[Christy Lee]

They are big boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good Lord.

[Jamie Lisso]

When you get a transplant, you got to ask questions. You got to go, can I swim? Can I get punched as hard as possible?

[Tom Griswold]

I meant punch. That would kill me or anyone. That's ridiculous. Ridiculous. These guys are so.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'd like to see it. I mean. Yes. It would kill you. We can't have that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, can you show your skills at doing the Rock Em Sock and robots for our guest? So he's not doing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty nice, huh? That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That's very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been doing this for a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie Lisso is a former radio guy.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's used to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's used to what? Odd behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

Being forced to do things over and over and over again.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, absolutely. I'm used to barbecued ribs at 7 in the morning. Do you guys do that? Do people bring you food and stuff?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we got food soup this morning. Yeah, we have some sort of minestrone Ella Hoffy in there right now. It's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

I remember I was. I was not a great radio guy, as you guys know on radio. I don't know if it happens here, but I. They would give us more responsibilities with every year. Like, I started off, I was just told jokes. And then you become, hey, can you run the board? Can you be a producer? And I remember I got in trouble once because they wanted me to, because I don't know how to do any of that stuff you guys do. And I remember this one time they were like, hey, coming out of break, we want you to get a bunch of comedy clips, standup comedy clips, and we want you to put them in. In like in wave format. Want to get you a hundred clips and wait. And I. And not to get too technical, but instead of putting them in wave format, I. I didn't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

So then you are in radio.

[Christy Lee]

I would be able to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we do a feature on this program during the sports broadcast. It's about world records and I apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's not about world record now. Now it's about attempted that failed world records.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we can't have. We can't have this music. Stupid. This is stupid. World record. We need a different. Although that kind of sounds like it, it ends there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And what happened with this one? Now?

[Bob Kevoian]

A young girl toppled an artist massive beer coaster tower after his try to break a Guinness World record failed. Benjamin Clapper. He says he spent about 120 hours constructing a structure out of 63,000 beer coasters. For the record attempt.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you have 63,000.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beer coasters, your liver's as hard as.

[Tom Griswold]

This counter, you may have a problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good Lord. The tower had partially collapsed under its own weight just before completion. So he invited guests to play beer. Matt Jeng with the remaining part of the sculpture.

[Willie Griswold]

That's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

He explained. Each person took a turn removing a beer mat from the structure until it fell. The winner was the daughter of one of my helpers. He said, amazing, amazing story.

[Tom Griswold]

But we do have A.

[Pat Godwin]

Something.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy's facing can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

This can't.

[Tom Griswold]

He's facing failure and having a little fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

I still failed, however, now. Stupid world record. An Australian YouTuber has broken the Guinness world record for the highest catch of a tennis ball using a drone. Scott Richmond, nicknamed Ozzy. Okay, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a kid. He's a kids show host.

[Bob Kevoian]

Successfully caught. So. So there's a possibility he could be a clown. Clown esque. Ozzy the clown. Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a fun guy out there. And he does this without a. I thought he might have a baseball mitt on or a butterfly net or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? If you would take the positive attitude that you bring to these crap records.

[Pat Godwin]

Such passion.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, just positive.

[Pat Godwin]

The rest of the show.

[Tom Griswold]

This could have killed the guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about some of your co workers? Some of that Positive, passionate.

[Jamie Lisso]

Can I ask you a question? He was. So this is he. He like the drone goes up, right? And drops. Is that what they're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

And drops a ball and he catches it.

[Christy Lee]

It's like with his hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jamie Lisso]

I don't like the fact he's taking these jobs away from dogs, but I do like that. It's a cool record.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have the video? Okay, here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. Successfully caught a tennis ball that had been dropped from a height of 669ft, 3.5 inches.

[Tom Griswold]

There it goes. And then you can see he's about to drop the tennis ball. And there it goes.

[Christy Lee]

All right. There goes the tennis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's amazing.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's really fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's down there. No, miss it. No, no net.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of run. Trying to position himself. It's coming down. It's coming down.

[Jamie Lisso]

He's done this before.

[Tom Griswold]

They go into slow mo. And he gets it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jamie Lisso]

Now do a bowling ball.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to the. According to the NFL, he did not complete the catch. And this is twice the height of Big Ben in law London.

[Tom Griswold]

That cool? That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's great.

[Jamie Lisso]

Could it be?

[Tom Griswold]

Could have been. Seriously, he could have gotten in the eye socket and all kinds of things could have gone wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, write this down. The children's content creator known online as Ozzy for Kids. Man, I hope his name doesn't show up later.

[Christy Lee]

Ozzy for Kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, write that down. Beat the previous record, I. E. Wow. 669ft. New record. 400. 469 Fe.

[Tom Griswold]

Old record.

[Christy Lee]

He's an Australian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be really hard to do.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how Many times they attempted it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he has another world record for dribbling a soccer ball.

[Willie Griswold]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'd like to see that. Said no one ever.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that'll be on tomorrow's show.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope so. Can we have the soccer ball record tomorrow, please?

[Tom Griswold]

I can look at.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not sure what it is. Now try catching a soccer ball dropped by a drone at 7, 700ft.

[Christy Lee]

337.73 kilometers, but I don't know how long that is in miles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat used to return punts in high school.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

A buddy of mine would. We'd be out in the backyard and we would kick, punch to each other and we'd, you know, run under them, judge them, the whole thing. There's no way in hell I could do any of that anymore. It's. You just can't. Or catch a fly ball. I used to play softball.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine you've got guys in the NFL running at you full speed that look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like the guy who lost his hairpiece.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're all muscle. And if you do catch it, you've got a millisecond before you're about to get creamed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know how they do it. Did you ever return one for a td?

[Pat Godwin]

I did indeed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I also got. I also got, you know, you know, creamed a couple times, too. It was hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have an end zone celebration?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, we weren't allowed to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. Act like you've been there before.

[Jamie Lisso]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody who celebrates takes a lap. Take a lap.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You might start that on the show. Somebody misbehaves or makes a mistake, make them take a lap. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be hot. Very tough here.

[Christy Lee]

He would never take a lap. He'd make all of us do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's part of being a coach, I guess. Make him out. Run out to the street and come back. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Could you run out to the street and come back?

[Bob Kevoian]

Would I?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. No, I'd quit first. Yeah. I wouldn't. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie Lisso is our guest. Jamie, on the road. Are you going back up to Alaska this week? Are you going to be in town for a while?

[Jamie Lisso]

I'm around for a while.

[Jim Rome]

Okay.

[Jamie Lisso]

I'm head to New York City to do Gutfeld tomorrow. I think I'm doing Columbus.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, next week.

[Jamie Lisso]

I was in Cincinnati last night and. You ever gotten this one, Pat? I had a guy heckling me, but it was not heckling. It was more like kind. He was just talking the Entire time, which is almost more difficult than a heckler because you can't deal with them because they're being said. And he was such a part of the show that afterwards, when I was saying hi to people, people, I had more than one person ask me if he was a plant. They go. And I go, that is so cute that you guys think I could afford a plant. That's like another plane ticket, another hotel room. And then he started sending me drinks on stage, which is a pretty common comedy thing. I don't drink at all. But I've always wondered, like, with the drink, when they send the drink. If you think about it, drinking makes you less sharp and it makes you not able to remember stuff. So I always feel like that's a weird. Like it's a guy going, like, man, I love what you're doing up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There.

[Jamie Lisso]

Let's make it harder. Like seeing your favorite guitar player and going, you mind if I hit your finger with a hammer?

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie's going to be making lots of stops, including Columbus, Ohio, also.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to be in Des Moines, just around the corner. Biloxi, Mississippi. A lot of great spots. Vegas. And we'll touch on some of those when we get back to the action. But right now, now, got to talk about Valentine's Day. This is one of my favorite things, this particular gift. I was not aware of these. We talked about them at Christmas time. There's one right behind Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now tell. Tell everybody about the first time that you use the aura frames.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a U R A. It's an aura frame. I'll talk to you, Jamie. This thing. See it right there?

[Jamie Lisso]

I see it.

[Tom Griswold]

It keeps us switching pictures. There's even a picture of you in there somewhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now get a load of this, Jamie. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

So I loaded that thing. I was at my house and that.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was at his house. Not over there by the frame.

[Tom Griswold]

That thing was sitting right there.

[Jamie Lisso]

Have to physically touch it to like.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Magic.

[Tom Griswold]

You could be in a different location.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's just say you wanted to send some photos of one of your shows to your kids in Alaska. You could. You could do it right here.

[Jamie Lisso]

That is very cool. Actually. My mom would love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There you go.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's the perfect Valentine's Day gift. The aura frame. Like I said, you can preload it. So if you wanted to give it to somebody for Valentine's Day, you could already put a bunch of cool pictures of your kids or whatever on it. Unlimited Storage so you can add lots of photos and videos and you download them with the free Aura app. A U R A. It was named number one by Wirecutter and they're very critical if you know if you read wire cutter and you can save on this gift by visiting auraframes.com and it's a U R aura frames.com for limited time. Bob and Tom show listeners get 35 bucks off the best selling carver Matte frames. Use the code Tom. That's a U R auraframes.com the promo code is Tom. Support the show by mentioning the Bob and Tom show when you check out. Terms and conditions apply. But this is a great gift.

[Jamie Lisso]

Very cool. My ex wife got me one of those and it was just pictured. It was like her with my money with a new boyfriend.

[Willie Griswold]

He's got huge arms, by the way.

[Jamie Lisso]

Way bigger arms. Yeah, that guy can catch a tennis ball by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

And I understand his hair is carcinoma free. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hi, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's over there at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold. Under the weather. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Remember, prize picks, you pick two to six players, choose more or less and watch your lineups light up for that big game coming up. Download prize picks, use the code tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a special guest joining us.

[Tom Griswold]

In the studio, comedian Jamie Lisso. Jamie was working, working last evening. So you didn't get to see the Grammys. I don't know if you saw this, but Joni Mitchell came out with a dress just hanging from her nipples.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that was not Joni Mitchell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess it was.

[Christy Lee]

No, it was Chapel Rome.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Because I guess I think Joni did that back in 72. That's pretty cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess.

[Jamie Lisso]

I guess you got the email I sent.

[Christy Lee]

Joni Mitchell was there, but she was very dressed, like covered head to toe.

[Pat Godwin]

Joni Mitchell had that special tape, you know, it's called the Both sides Now take.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's doing it again.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Comedian Jamie Lisso is here with us. He's on his way to Columbus, Ohio. Well, he'll be at the Funny Bone coming up this weekend. But you're doing a little bit of New York stuff. Gutfeld coming up. When is that going to be?

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, I'm doing Gut. I think I'm doing like Poughkeepsie, New York, and then tomorrow, and then I have Gutfeld the very next day. And I'm actually from New York. Original, originally. I don't know if I've mentioned that to you guys. I lived in, like upstate New York and then I moved to the city as a young comedian and it just. It honestly, it just got too expensive. Like, I had to live in a. I had to live in a studio apartment, which I don't know if everybody knows what studio apartment is, is. Basically, it's where you live in one room and you pretend like that's okay. I had a buddy visit me. I had the tiniest studio you have ever seen. And this guy was like, dude, you should put up a mirror on the wall. You should put up like a wall mirror just so it like. Like it looks like bigger. And so I tried it, actually. I put up a giant mirror on the wall and then it looked like there were two guys living in crappy apartments right next to each other. Two losers in matching outfits.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have we completed our sports broadcast?

[Bob Kevoian]

We have indeed, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, good. Well, then we can head over to the news desk with Christy Lee, the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Bomb squad was called to a French hospital after doctors found a World War I munition in a man's rectum.

[Bob Kevoian]

In his what?

[Christy Lee]

You heard me.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's probably an honest mistake.

[Christy Lee]

According to French media.

[Tom Griswold]

What a fan.

[Christy Lee]

You don't fall on that, though. I can't use that excuse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

According to French media, the 24 year old went to the hospital in Toulouse complaining of severe pain.

[Tom Griswold]

Was his ass to loose.

[Christy Lee]

He explained he had introduced an object into his object rectum.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you do?

[Christy Lee]

But it was only during the operation that a surgeon discovered it was a World War I shell. The local bomb squad was called to the scene. And after securing the area, experts determined that the shell had been decommissioned and therefore presented no danger. The Toulouse prosecutor's office, though, has reportedly opened an investigation into the incident. So I guess it's illegal to put a shell up your ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's wrong with you, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

I think possessing a munition like that would probably be illegal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But they say it's been Decommissioned. And I'm not sure how they do that, but you got to be a real fan.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah. That's got to be 45 minutes of TSA.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the alarm's going to go off when you've got that, but you got to be a real World War I buff to be that into it. You decide you're gonna celebrate Verdun by cramming a munition up your ass.

[Christy Lee]

But aren't those pretty big?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'm J.

[Pat Godwin]

Lo's is huge.

[Tom Griswold]

I meant to show if I had.

[Jamie Lisso]

Something stuck in my butt, the last place I would go would be the hospital. I don't think I'd want anybody to know. I think I try to figure that out myself.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the problem.

[Christy Lee]

People do that, then they are really in trouble. Yeah, that's how they end up.

[Tom Griswold]

But being a war buff once was out. He did say tanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate that World War I joke.

[Christy Lee]

I know this is not funny, but it is a little PSA for all of you who are traveling. That real ID thing that you've heard about forever and ever and ever, well, it's finally here. And starting yesterday, you'll be fined $45. And they're not guaranteed you'll make your flight because you have to be pulled aside and go through some kind of screening process that takes almost 30 minutes or more. So be on the lookout for that.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a list. If you don't have the real id, passport still works.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, okay. But I'm just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go on a couple of other things.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure if you don't have a real id, you probably don't have a passport. Don't you think most people. I mean, it's been around for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Just so you're on the. In case you're traveling in the next couple of days, you may want to be on the lookout for that. Louisiana police have arrested a man again for allegedly seeking diaper changes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, WAFB reports. 35 year old, allegedly posed as a person with special needs to seek out caregivers who would perform tasks consistent with infant and toddler care. He now faces human trafficking charges. It's the third arrest on similar charges since 2019.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was arrested for the third time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why am I laughing at you today? I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Tom Griswold]

This is one of my favorite impressions, though, because when he would meet them, what would he say to them?

[Bob Kevoian]

Him. Chick, Hi, how are you? No, what would he say?

[Christy Lee]

Tom you know what he wants.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what he wants.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, chick.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't do it, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, not doing it. You go ahead and do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Change me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Change me. I'm dirty. I knew the diaper thing was coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

What a.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, that's no longer that funny. Okay. Oh, I think it's to this reporter. I can tell you it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

What a weird thing to be into. Yeah, well, you know, putting ads out saying I'm. I wonder what kind of disability he told them he had.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So would he have them come over to his place and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Soil himself and then ask them to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

It probably wasn't the only thing. If he wanted infant and toddler care, he probably went fed with a bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

And wanted to be pampered. Sorry, man.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you see how bizarre and weird that is?

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, it's like some weird kind of kink thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

This is what this guy needs. Yeah, I wish.

[Willie Griswold]

Because there's probably some girl. This is her thing, too. I wish they could just find each other instead of bothering people that are working and reaping people out.

[Tom Griswold]

So is there a sexual component to this?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta be sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

After the cleansing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how it works. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not well versed in this kind of king.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me either.

[Jamie Lisso]

I hope it's after.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too. Well, speaking of sex, a new poll out there reveals a quarter of Americans have sex just once a month or less.

[Willie Griswold]

Got up those numbers.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Talker Research Survey, 2000 US adults, conducted on behalf of the sex toy company Lilo, found the average couple has sex four times per month.

[Jamie Lisso]

Month.

[Christy Lee]

For a total of 18.6 minutes each time.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. Wouldn't that be kind of a turnoff, getting out the stopwatch? 18.6 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That would be a baby. Hold on, I gotta start the clock.

[Tom Griswold]

When does it count? When did you start counting?

[Christy Lee]

Do you start counting it? Kissing? Do you start counting? There you go. If it's the actual act, 18 minutes is pretty. That's Josh Numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He has a medication.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Explain that for those people that know Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And this is how many people they survey.

[Christy Lee]

2,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Adults under 30 led the charge, clocking in the highest number per month at 5.3, with millennials trailing behind at 5.1 times. One in four said they have sex once a month or less. Less. 70% said they're satisfied with their sex lives. 40% reported feeling extremely satisfied. 15% unsatisfied.

[Jamie Lisso]

I'm trying to figure out how you have sex less than one time a month. You start to do it. It counts as a half.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Willie Griswold]

Someone came to the door, you had to slow down, you know.

[Christy Lee]

And this is with a couple. This isn't solo, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Presumably.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, I think it's. I got a huge fight. My ex wife once. We did one of these surveys and our numbers were totally different. Different for sex per month. That's a red flag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big time.

[Christy Lee]

Polls also found Americans have an average of 2.4 dates with their partner per month, though 25% have zero date nights.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you do a formal date night with your wife? We.

[Jamie Lisso]

We are very much homebodies. We spend a lot of time at home. We don't do a lot of going. I am definitely getting older. You remember when you're younger and somebody goes, you got to go to this restaurant or this bar. It's packed. I want someone to go. You got to go here. It's empty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

Like you don't want. It's so crazy how it all changes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And no music playing, so you can actually talk to your person.

[Jamie Lisso]

I do not like music. We just had. Chris. We just had. We went to this dinner and there was this acoustic guitar player that was so bad. And at the end. And it just ruins your conversation.

[Pat Godwin]

And at the end, that was me.

[Jamie Lisso]

It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, know. Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

I believe it was Ruby Tuesdays. But at the end, she was like. She was like, does anybody have any requests? And I was like, yeah. Could you play at another time? Do you know you suck? Do you know I find it very distracting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is distracting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We were talking about. I can't stand restaurants where they have television sets on.

[Jamie Lisso]

I don't like it either.

[Christy Lee]

Have you asked them to turn the music down before?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

So have I. I'm sorry, I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

That place we went to, we went. We took the girls to a place not too long ago. Willie was with me, and it was the super elegant sushi place. And they were blasting disco. Just like, thump, thump, thump, thump.

[Christy Lee]

Was it disco or edm?

[Willie Griswold]

I think it was edm. I don't think it was disco.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I didn't think it was disco.

[Willie Griswold]

I think it was some sort of remix song.

[Tom Griswold]

It was awful.

[Willie Griswold]

They're playing disco. The kids love the Bee Gees.

[Pat Godwin]

Could you turn the disco down?

[Bob Kevoian]

Turn that disco down.

[Tom Griswold]

It was recognizable as something resembling music, but it was awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Gen Z respondents were the most likely to have experimented with sex toys, up 60%. Millennials at 55%. Baby boomers less likely, with only 25% saying they've tried a sex toy.

[Tom Griswold]

We are going to have a special guest coming up very soon talking about the world of adult toys. Sadie Allen Allison will be our special guest and revealing the latest in that realm. So who uses them?

[Christy Lee]

She'll be here on Friday. Who uses them? Millennials use them the most. I mean, Gen Z. I'm sorry. Gen Z and then millennials.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Gen Z. Okay. Gen Z is what? I can never remember all these categories now.

[Willie Griswold]

Younger than 27, older than 18, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You're a millennial, right?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm millennial, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So, okay, I gotcha. I can never keep track.

[Christy Lee]

Vibrators, 70%. Lubricant, 65%. The most common additions to intimate moments. And a third say they have sexed with their partner. 15% report they've tried FaceTime sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

FaceTime.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Where you FaceTime each other in separate places.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's quite possible by places you mean geographical, not different places in your body.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

This is my face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Face.

[Tom Griswold]

These are my feet.

[Jamie Lisso]

I go on only fans. But I pretend I'm FaceTime with her. I pretend it's just me and her. I swear I sent. I'm not gonna say I sent a terrible. I sent, like, a guy pic to my wife once.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

And she's like, no, thank you. Legitimately. She was like, I appreciate the thought. Could you please never do this again? And it was. It was good lighting. Everything was great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

It was one. It was a good day. And she was like, this is really sweet of you. Please don't ever do that.

[Tom Griswold]

All you went to glamour shots and had them help you light it.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, it was a good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was wrapped in a boa and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

The TO was securely on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lipstick on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't get that. I don't understand why that's glamor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Glamour shots.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

The sex. I know.

[Jamie Lisso]

I did use a little bit of a camera trick, too. I put it next to one of those airplane liquor bottles. That works. Hey, you just got back from Costco. Wanted to send you this.

[Bob Kevoian]

That totally works.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie Lisso is our guest, and he's gonna be hanging out in New York City. And you're going to Poughkeepsie. Is that tomorrow?

[Jamie Lisso]

I believe I'm in Poughkeepsie tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what's over there.

[Tom Griswold]

What's harder to spell. Poughkeepsie or Punxsutawney Phil.

[Willie Griswold]

They're all tough.

[Jamie Lisso]

I swear I was texting somebody that I was gonna be in Poughkeepsie and Microsoft didn't even suggest a correction to the word. I had spelled it so wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Been there.

[Willie Griswold]

There's a G in there that tricks you.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's a, that's a crazy. Yeah, there's a lot, lot of errands.

[Willie Griswold]

Use you're not expecting.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you're going to be on Gutfeld, I believe, Wednesday. Okay, I'll be on Gut. All right. Well, Jamie, on the tour, we'll talk about some of those other spots you're going to be stopping right now. A couple of other gigs I want to mention involving Willie and Patty. G will be in Evansville.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

At Pat Costlet's famous legendary gig.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up on Valentine's Day evening. While I'm at it, the two Jeffs, Jeff Oskay, Jeff Bodart at the Castle Finn Winery in Marshall, Illinois on Valley Valentine's Day. And speaking of Valentine's Day, our buddy Stephen Singer, he's got something that'll help you out on Valentine's Day. In fact, he's got a bunch of different things. First off, the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose. You can see one of [e-mail] guaranteed to last a lifetime because it's a rose dipped in gold. And Christy, describe that for us.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. This one has what I call the ombre effect where it starts with the sun up and then it slowly goes down to violet where the sun is set. That's why it's called the sunset rose. And it's beautiful. Reminds you of sitting at the beach with your loved one and you can memorialize that for a lifetime.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we have lots of diamonds from Stephen Singer jewelers. His specialty, of course, engagement rings. A lot of people get engaged on Valentine's Day. He's got earrings, the fabulous bracelets.

[Christy Lee]

The at last bracelet, necklace and earrings said, oh, you can't go wrong.

[Jamie Lisso]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And you get all the details and you can review the inventory atihatestephensinger.com including the Sunset gold dipped rose that starts at just $89 with free shipping. In fact, it's always free shipping and there's a great guarantee. You can also upgrade your jewelry with Steven Singer. Get all the details at I hate stevensinger.com that's I hate stevensinger.Com Coming up, we're going to hang out with comedian Jamie Lisso, also from the newsroom. We have wild turkeys attacking. And we have a state that may have a state shark officially coming up. We'll tell you about that.

[Christy Lee]

And don't forget your history lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, of course. We've got some very important things going on in the world of history. And we are returning to this room, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Big winner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news center.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold is out sick today.

[Tom Griswold]

A little under the weather.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

The gun show's over. Lisso put on his. Put on his jacket.

[Jamie Lisso]

I got a little chilly. Slash self conscious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Comedian Jamie Lisso. What a handsome man. Nice. Gorgeous former radio guy. He's got the most beautiful wife in American comedy. How did that happen?

[Jamie Lisso]

I just, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Every day I ask myself that Dr. Erica, you didn't bring. You didn't bring her with you.

[Jamie Lisso]

She was not able to come.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she's remembered she's not really a doctor. They just call her that because of the way she operates.

[Tom Griswold]

Parades, qualified physician.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you, you were a radio guy.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie. So you understand various hack features.

[Jamie Lisso]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I was the best at him in radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you talking about? Job? What about a hack feature?

[Tom Griswold]

And so we used to always mock the shows that did today in history because it was sort of a easy way to kill some tongue time. Then we started doing it. So now we consider it a vital feature. Teaching the kids about what's going on. I wish Josh were here because he's one that reads books.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Jamie Lisso]

I'm actually very excited about this segment because I think I don't know a lot about a history. So this, like, I watch historical movies and I'm surprised by the endings. Like, I saw Pearl harbor and I was like, you gotta be kidding me.

[Pat Godwin]

When did that happen?

[Jamie Lisso]

Did not see that coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. James Joyce.

[Bob Kevoian]

Familiar with the ladies choice, they called him. Yeah, James Joyce, the lady's choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you reread Ulysses. First of all, first of all, are you rejoicing?

[Willie Griswold]

Just makes me angry. I should laugh. That would piss me off.

[Tom Griswold]

There was actually a news Story last year after Ulysses. James Joyce famously wrote Finnegan's Wake. Which is impenetrable. It's the some group was reading it aloud. It took him. What was it? 20 years or something Finish it. Can you imagine that that club? Wow.

[Christy Lee]

No thanks.

[Jamie Lisso]

My ex wife is in penetrable after about five years. Just not interested.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm surprised it took that long.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to smoke. Smoke it and Finnegan's Wake and Bake is what you.

[Willie Griswold]

Nice man. I'm into that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Next.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never been able to pronounce this one. Is it Ann Rand or Iron Rand?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ayn Rand the fan dancer. And there's Ayn Rand. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Atlas Shrug.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The artists and the workers or something.

[Tom Griswold]

1 in 905. 1905. How about this one? Elaine Stritch.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, I love her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. Miss. Miss Broadway.

[Pat Godwin]

My dad's favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crazy good dancer. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't she recently passed away.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, she's.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's.

[Tom Griswold]

If she's alive. She's 101. Yeah. Tom smothers. Yeah, Smothers Brothers. Fortunately his name never turned into a headline. He. He just died a couple years ago. His brother's name is. I mean, Dick Smothers. That does sound like a porn. No, name a Farah Fawcett.

[Jamie Lisso]

That one does too.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The feathered hair. Did you. Did you have the poster?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

The famous. She was wearing a.

[Pat Godwin]

So you looked at the feathered hair when you saw that poster?

[Christy Lee]

That's what he looked at. Not the nipples.

[Bob Kevoian]

You missed the nipples. Totally missed the nipples. Those are ugly. Those are too large. She's fat.

[Tom Griswold]

Brent Spiner from Oh yeah. Data.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. The great Dwayne Dog Chapman.

[Willie Griswold]

Not familiar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never got him. Never cared for him. Or is he the bounty guy or his wife?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that guy.

[Willie Griswold]

He's got cool hair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Blonde.

[Tom Griswold]

So now we have some people that are still alive, fortunately. Christy Brinkley. Born in 54. Shakira.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 49 today.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? Her butt don't lie or something like that.

[Willie Griswold]

Hips don't lie.

[Pat Godwin]

Shakira's 40.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Born in 1942. The great Graham Nash. One of the nicest guys in rock and roll. And of course a great talent.

[Bob Kevoian]

And had personal access to Joni Mitchell's panty drawer.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Our house. That's well put actually. Now, event wise, in 1847, the first member.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can talk, I can converse.

[Christy Lee]

You guys get in your wife's panty drawers.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not married.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know what I meant, partner.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Jamie Lisso]

No need.

[Willie Griswold]

Why not you goof around in there a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Really Check some stuff out. Leave some stuff.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay, Mom. Pretend you're a lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I'm pretty today, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Chrissy, do you have a drawer devoted. Just panties?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, kind of. I have a cubicle, a little cubby thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How many are in there?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, you remember enough that I don't have to do laundry for a couple weeks. That's how I know I'm ready to do laundry.

[Bob Kevoian]

You remember her rule?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. New guy, new underwear, always.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

It's over now, so I don't have to worry about that.

[Pat Godwin]

But what do you go with? The hanky Panky panties?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't. I'm not a G string girl. I don't like those any.

[Tom Griswold]

Like logo. Do they make logo panties?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, they may. Like farm and fleet. Have a panty. Or sometimes I'll look.

[Jamie Lisso]

Sometimes I'll look at my wife's when she's on the road with me. I'll look in her luggage, at the panties, to see what kind of week she's planning on having. I go, this isn't going to be good. There's a padlock.

[Tom Griswold]

The first Groundhog day was in 1887. And today? Groundhog Day, of course, February 2nd. And what happened with Puxitani, Phil?

[Christy Lee]

He did see his shadow. That means there will be six more weeks of winter.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we had the Chiefs defeating the. The 49ers in Super Bowl 54. In 20.

[Willie Griswold]

26 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

And didn't the Chief. Did they win the first one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Chiefs, first Super Bowl. No. Green Bay Packers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Weren't the Chiefs in it for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Green Bay, Kansas City, Green Bay, Oakland.

[Tom Griswold]

And your pick for this year's super bowl is posted.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Yeah, it says Seattle, minus the points. But I. I don't know what I'm going to do. I might switch it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure, really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm walking roughly. Okay, well, I'm high atop a stack.

[Tom Griswold]

Of walls now, Pat, I know you got your guitar out.

[Christy Lee]

He looked at it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Radio, remember? Come on, now. Nobody sees you.

[Tom Griswold]

We just had this discussion during the break. Yeah, I thought you were gonna play a song for us.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What have you got over there?

[Pat Godwin]

This is an actual. This is a song song. You okay with that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

One of them quick ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

This is about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now, wait a minute. How long are we talking 17 minutes? That seems a little fat.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, I'll cut it. I'll cut it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Cut it down.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but Jamie was talking about this, so here we go. We've been together.

[Paul Thorne]

For over a month.

[Pat Godwin]

Now and I have a question. Now that we're naked and all alone I was happy to find you I whined and dined you so if you love me will you let me go through your phone? So what is your password? Let me see your old photos we all have a pass. Girl, why don't you let me take a look inside? The tapping on the guitar denotes the passage of time looking through the phone who is the big dude in just a Lakers jersey sitting on the bed his johnson hanging way down low? Who is the GI Sleep standing at attention with a purple heart on Gun cocked and ready to go? I wish I could unsee those one eyed monsters staring back at me oh, I should have left it all alone and never went through your phone why did I go through your phone? Who's in the group shot? All of you naked on a yacht the guy next to you as tight as naughty bits in a knot. So what were you thinking not deleting those photos? We all have a body count.

[Willie Griswold]

But.

[Pat Godwin]

Yours is ranked according to size. Thank you at&t for that lesson on male anatomy. Oh, I should have left it all alone and never went through your phone. Damn. If you love me, why'd you let me become a guy with pee in a sandbag? If you love me, why'd you let me go through your phone? Why did I I go through your phone? We're breaking up now, Patty G. Thank.

[Tom Griswold]

You very much, Pat.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's a great song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Pat and Willie. Hey. Are going to be doing Valentine's Day. Simplicity is the place. In Evansville, Indiana, Valentine's evening, along with the two Jeffs at the Castle Finn Winery, Marshall, Illinois. It'll be Jeff Bodart and our own Jeff Oskay and Jamie Lisso on the road. Lots of different places, including Poughkeeps coming up tomorrow night. And then Gutfeld from New York City on probably you think on Wednesday evening.

[Jamie Lisso]

Wednesday evening.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Have they warned you of the topic? Are you just going to be.

[Jamie Lisso]

We have no idea until a couple hours beforehand. Thus the quality of the jokes I'll be doing.

[Pat Godwin]

You're great on that show.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, thanks, man.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Columbus, Ohio. Funny bone. Coming up this weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna come up my birthplace. Columbus, Ohio. Yeah, yeah. Franklin County.

[Tom Griswold]

Columbus proper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the name of the hospital, White Cross Hospital.

[Bob Kevoian]

They tore it down a long time ago.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what kind of time of day you were born?

[Bob Kevoian]

One in the morning, give or take.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

And my mother almost died having me. She told me that about a thousand times.

[Willie Griswold]

That'll stick with you about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Good times. Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Anything else you want to know?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Good.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java Help House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, chicken. Willie Griswold, a man. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Pick sports desk. And Tom, we have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Jamie Lisso is in the studio with us on his way to Poughkeepsie, New York, tomorrow night, if I'm getting this right, Gutfeld on the TV on Wednesday evening, then Columbus, Ohio at the Funnybone for some great live shows with Jamie Lisso. Jamie is a probably, I would say may have more air miles than any current comedian because you're flying to Alaska a lot.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, I think I'm like a golden moose on Alaska Airlines, whatever they call it. I have 1.6 million miles on Alaska. Just Alaska.

[Christy Lee]

Dang. Too bad they don't go to Hawaii or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

If they don't call it the golden moose, I don't know why not. That's a great idea.

[Tom Griswold]

What part of Alaska. Your kids are living up there.

[Jamie Lisso]

And we're up in Fairbanks, Alaska, which is the interior. We it's, it was 50 below zero the last it was. It's been cold for Fairbanks recently. Like, it's extremely cool. I as I was at a coffee shop with my son last week when I was home and first of all, this was kind of silly. He goes, he goes, oh, my God, dad, it's Sam. It was my little boy. He goes, it's Santa Claus, right? I turn around, he could have been talking about seven different guys that were in this coffee shop and but everybody, as I was leaving, it started to warm up and people were like, hey, did you hear the news? It Might get up to zero tomorrow. They're excited about it. Getting up to no degrees. That's how cold it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget the number, but Orlando, Florida.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday was like 20, 30 somewhere around.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I didn't look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear Jamie talking to Christy about the problem with snow in Alaska?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I asked because we are dealing with quite a bit of snow for us. And I said places that have a lot of snow and it gets closer, cold, do they even bother to do the roads or do you just drive on snowpack like the whole season?

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, they're not great at it because it is a small town. And so I tell them like we.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Jamie Lisso]

But in Alaska, it doesn't snow that much because it's so cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's too cold to snow.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's too cold.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's very. It is so cold up there. All my bank accounts are frozen. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had that happen in the last divorce. Yeah, tell it, brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie Aliso is our guest. One of the finest comedians working in the United States of America. Now, as for other countries, I don't know. Have you, have you done any. Any go overseas stuff at all?

[Jamie Lisso]

I've. I did a couple tours with Rob Schneider, military. Those, like Air Force entertainment. It was some of the coolest stuff, man, like Japan and Korea. Honduras. We went up to Greenland. It was. It was amazing. But that's the only time I've ever been up there. Was. Was Rob Schneider, by the way. I don't. I. Whenever I drop Rob Schneider's name, I don't want people to think all I do is ride off the success of Rob Schneider. It's a lot of what I do.

[Tom Griswold]

But I also, you know, if I.

[Jamie Lisso]

See stuff I do completely on my own, you can check out my website. It's. It's robshnidersfriend.com you can go on there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's my actual website.

[Tom Griswold]

I just saw him.

[Pat Godwin]

Actual website.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw him in something. He was really funny.

[Jamie Lisso]

He's so funny, man. He's the best part of those Sandler movies, in my opinion. He's very funny. He's the best.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Did he do the Longest Yard remake? Did Adam Sandler do that?

[Bob Kevoian]

If Adam does a movie, he's kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And Rob was in it because I just saw that the other day over a weekend on a Saturday. It was on. I just clocked on. Oh, that's kind of fun.

[Jamie Lisso]

You can also go to Adam Sandler's friend dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'll find the Jamie Liso dates. Okay, Coming up now, while we.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever done movies?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did.

[Jamie Lisso]

I did a couple mov. Like, very little part. But all the movies I've ever done, I. I wrote, like, I wrote a movie. We did a Covid movie. Like, we had no work. And me and Rob wrote this movie. And then. And then Adam Sandler's wife was the star of the movie. Adam. Actually, I'm still very star struck around Adam Sandler. I've met him a few times, but, like, I. He called me on zoom to rewrite the movie, to punch it up, and it was like, one of the coolest. He's a genius. And he made it so much better. It's called Daddy Daughter Trip. It's about. It's on. It's on Netflix.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Jamie Lisso]

In Mexico. And it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exciting for you.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

VPN trick or tv.

[Tom Griswold]

You can watch it.

[Jamie Lisso]

And I don't know if I've ever told that. I definitely have never told Rob Schneider this, but I. At the. When the movie was being made, they said you could pick a part, like a small part, and you can be in it. And so I go, okay. And John Cleese was in the movie. Oh, and John Cleese was like, my, like, me and my dad didn't agree on music and comedy. That was the one thing we both were like, this is hilarious. That was our. So I go, this is a really big deal. And so I gave myself a scene where with John Cleese, and then we. We all had all these different responsibilities in the movie. My responsibility was I would give the actors the scripts in the morning. And so the night before, I gave me and John Cleese a bunch more lines and didn't tell anybody just so I could spend more time with him. It was really cool. And nobody ever knew.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Christy Lee is hanging out over there at the news desk. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Residents of a town in Wisconsin are under attack by aggressive wild turkeys. WMTV reports the turkeys.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. We used to be music, now it's news. Don't worry about us. We're fine.

[Christy Lee]

Attacking people in a Janesville neighborhood, blocking traffic and even going after children. Resident Lawrence Meyer captured footage of the birds chasing down a postal worker. Mr. Meyer told the TV station, quote, I love wildlife. At first, the turkeys were cool. As it's developed, though, they've become a nuisance. He has since started a petition to remove the turkeys from the area. Yeah. To assertion. Pardon.

[Tom Griswold]

A petition.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they out of bullets or something? What's.

[Jamie Lisso]

Is anybody not against that?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Save the turkeys. Let them menace us. I know.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, just heard about Thanksgiving and now they're trying to get back at us.

[Christy Lee]

This is kind of interesting, Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

We did come down pretty hard on them, that Thanksgiving thing. That's true.

[Christy Lee]

To assert dominance over aggressive turkeys. The. And our recommends quote, making yourself look bigger. Either using your coat, having an umbrella in hand, or a plastic black garbage bag that, you know, can look like a giant turkey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm going to. I'm going to start doing this. I'm going to carry all that stuff with me from now on. Can you guys just act like it's a regular thing if I come in here with my garbage bag all spread out like. Chick's. Okay. He's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget the umbrella.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

That looks like a turkey to them. Boy, they've got some bad eyesight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turkeys are the stupidest animal. Is that not correct, Tom? You told me that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they did an experiment where they had a fence and they put the turkey food on the far side of the fence. And the fence was like six feet long. And the turkeys couldn't figure out they had to walk around to get to it. Something like that. But this is what happens when, as you know, I'm opposed to the presidents. No matter what president it is. I'm a. Oh, they do that thing where they. They forgive the turkeys.

[Willie Griswold]

Forgive the turkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun. And then the next day they eat a. Forgive the.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah. Then they kill his friend. The next day we're only.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're only eating you because you've done us wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now if you'd forgive us.

[Tom Griswold]

See, the. The turkey's here.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, I'm probably going to get off the. You know, I don't get it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you eat wild turkeys, though? I mean, is it.

[Willie Griswold]

You can drink wild turkeys.

[Christy Lee]

I know you can drink Wild Turkey, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fair coin question.

[Jamie Lisso]

Great question.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if it tastes. Would. I think the ones we eat are all fattened up and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure, it's got.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's gotta suck as an animal the day you find out you're delicious. You know, like, you're like. Like pigs. You're like, I'm rolling around in feces and they're still eating me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really tastes great.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we learned something today.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That groundhogs and woodchucks are the same.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're also, I didn't know this. I don't know that they're called Whistle Pigs.

[Jamie Lisso]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

So if someone says whistle pig, you know, they're talking about a groundhog or a woodchuck. Same little critter. Handy to know.

[Christy Lee]

Land Beavers.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're also called land beavers.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Jamie Lisso]

We had a strip club called Whistle Pig and Land Beavers up in Alaska.

[Tom Griswold]

Really good buffet.

[Jamie Lisso]

The Whistle Pigs works the afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is a well traveled. She's going to be even more well traveled soon because she's going to take a bunch of people to Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

September 23rd, we're off to Italy. We're going to go to Rome. We get to go to the Vatican Museum. We're going to go to Florence, see the Domo. There's so much to see there. And then the canals of Venice and of course Umbria and Tuscany.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Tuscany.

[Christy Lee]

I love Tuscany.

[Tom Griswold]

Never been.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's beautiful. We'll go to Cortona and relive where I broke my leg. It'll be a great time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been there.

[Jamie Lisso]

You broke your leg?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, in Cortona.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thanks a lot. We'll enjoy some wine along the way. Of course. And a chef led cooking class. We'll stay in Lake Como and then come on home. It'll be a great time. Wonderful trip to Italy. 10 days, all your flights, meals, hotels, everything taken care of. You just sign up at Colette Travel. They do all of the rest. Call Colette 800-581-8942 to or go to bobandtom.comtrip to learn more. That's bobandtom.com trip a lot of good people on this trip already. A lot of people that went to Britain have re signed up for the Italy trip and it's a good group, real good group.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Christy Lee will be your, your guide.

[Bob Kevoian]

Update on the Princeton. I'm sorry, The Whistle Pigs. Oh, oh, Minor league baseball. We'll have an update.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hey, over there at the news center, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, Willie Griswold's here.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold on the sick list, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. At the prize pick Sports Desk. And Tom, we have one of our favorite special guests.

[Tom Griswold]

He is comedian Jamie. Listen, now, you spell your last name. L, I, S, S O, W. So did you get a lot of sow jokes?

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, I got kids. Kids would call me. They would call me sow. They would call me. Can I say with a P? They'd call me Pisso.

[Tom Griswold]

Kids can be so far.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

They would call me douchebag. Where did that come from? That is totally different.

[Tom Griswold]

Your middle name, apparently, you know my.

[Jamie Lisso]

Name is pronounced Lisso. You. You always say correctly. And on Gutf, which I've been on for four years, they say Lissa. They've been saying it wrong for a friend. I was like, maybe I've been saying it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to correct them. Yeah. Gotta get, gotta get it right. You'll be on Wednesday evening.

[Jamie Lisso]

Wednesday evening.

[Tom Griswold]

And then next week in Columbus, Ohio at the Funny Bone. Go check out Jamie for some great live standup comedy. Right now we return to the news desk with Christy Lee. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, an animal shelter in England is still trying to find a home for its long, longest staying snake. That's right. 15 year old Bernard the boa constrictor has been at the RSPCA's Brighton shelter for five years, Bernie making him the charity's longest staying resident. Shelter staff called the eight and a half foot long reptile quote a happy chap who loves lounging around and waiting for food, which is a giant rat or small rabbit. Every 10 to 14 days. Head of reptiles at the shelter, a Mr. Fred Bar Bark said Bernard was.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. How does Fred spell his last name?

[Christy Lee]

Bark?

[Tom Griswold]

B A, R, K. He works at an animal shelter.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, I guess your name is your destiny.

[Christy Lee]

I guess. Bark said Bernard was handed in by his previous owner in 2021 who said they didn't have the space to keep him at their new property they were moving to. He said the ideal owner they are looking for has experience working with snakes so they can give Bernard the time and energy he deserves.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that where.

[Jamie Lisso]

When there's a name like Bark for. It's really bizarre how often that happens. The other owner's name is Linda Euthanasia. What a bizarre coincidence.

[Tom Griswold]

Polish background, I believe.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

I know you don't like snakes. They freak you out.

[Tom Griswold]

So don't get your kid a rabbit for Easter. Unless you wanna.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a tough thing. Catch wild rabbits. They have lots of rabbits in the uk.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you want. I know Josh used to have a snake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but he Had a baby python.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it was get mice live.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

No, thank you. No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'd be hard for me. I can't do that. I had a boat. I had a bird smack into the window and die yesterday and it's still bothering.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for sharing that with us.

[Bob Kevoian]

See now that's. That's. That's just. There you is your house on an Indian burial ground.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. Oh, man. I went out there, I was gonna save him, and then I was told.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he was pulsing just before he died, flopping around.

[Christy Lee]

And then he jumped into the flower pot and I thought, oh, he's gonna be okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see she put up a. She put up a picture of birds in her heated bird bag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the robin loves it. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

This poor robin must have missed the flight to go south. And she's there all by herself and she. She's just so cold. I feel so bad for her.

[Jamie Lisso]

That warm bath, though, it's right behind a very clean window.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Next to a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't you hang foil or isn't there something you can do to keep.

[Christy Lee]

We have. I mean, these are like two story floor to ceiling windows. It's kind of hard to do, but. Yeah. This poor little black bird just smacked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that story we had? The birds all crashed into the NASCAR hall of fame?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They were what, starlings or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. In Charlotte.

[Christy Lee]

Think starlings are invasive species. Let them crash. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was odd. So odd.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry. I'm out of fight with my starlings this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta. You got your pot of whales and then you've got your Jonestown of birds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What do they call a. A big group of peacocks? Is there a special name for that Flamboyance? No, that's flamingo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, a flourish. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, could be.

[Christy Lee]

My ex mother in law is having problems with this flock of p. Of peacocks that have just shown up in her yard.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very noisy, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they scream.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they make a horrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not making. This is what they sound like. That's a peacock.

[Pat Godwin]

You ought to get them close to your window.

[Tom Griswold]

They can always fly in.

[Christy Lee]

And I wished a muster. A pride or a party.

[Tom Griswold]

Party.

[Bob Kevoian]

Peacocks. Party over here with the peacock.

[Pat Godwin]

I was invited to a party of peacocks. Totally different thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here you go, Tom. Here's your peacock.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little bit more musical than what I.

[Tom Griswold]

Did, but we have a bunch of them together.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be actually this first peacock Is watching Pat Godwin show. He just. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God. I'm killing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, he's killing.

[Tom Griswold]

We love you, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

We love you, Pat.

[Christy Lee]

You imagine having that in your yard all day long.

[Tom Griswold]

And, and the, the male is the peacock, the female the pea hen. And the, and the male's the one that has the big feathers.

[Christy Lee]

The pretty ones. Well, what do they call the babies? Pee babies.

[Bob Kevoian]

They all, they all work for NBC. They're not all hilarious.

[Willie Griswold]

All right, you fail on your own joke better than anyone I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

So now I have a dilemma. What do I do with the dead boy that's in my flower pot? Cook them up. I can't get him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hook them up.

[Christy Lee]

Should I put him in a Ziploc bag and put him in the trash can?

[Bob Kevoian]

You flush trash. Flush him.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't have a ceremony. Welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to a snowbank. Keep him in there.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you have any enemies? You want to freak out, you can send them one of your enemies. Send a dead bird.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you have a blender you don't use anymore, chop them up, flush them out.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of wildlife, California officials have dismantled a wildlife tracking operation involving endangered species. The investigation uncovered the trafficking of elephant trunks, rhino horns, walrus tusks and bear gallbladders, among other animal parts that have been shipped from Thailand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bear gallbladder?

[Tom Griswold]

I assume that's. Is that some kind of a medical.

[Christy Lee]

Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Grind them up, make a powder, sell them to the ignorant.

[Jamie Lisso]

I have never been accused of trafficking an elephant trunk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never.

[Jamie Lisso]

Baby peacock, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you, do you have the story about the alpaca? I think we have a photograph of this. The essence of it is, I guess there were three alpacas at this animal sanctuary and two of them had died. So it was just the one. And they could, they could tell that the alpaca was out having.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was very lonely, that one. Yeah. Owners of Screech Owl Sanctuary and Animal park in Saint Columba Columb placed mirrors around Giovanni's enclosure after the two other alpacas died of old age. They explained the mirrors are a short term solution to help the 18 year old with his loneliness as alpacas are herd animals. The owners added that they have since been offered two young females. So alpacas. So it will not be too long before Giovanni will have some new friends. So that's good news.

[Tom Griswold]

So we got a picture of this. It's hilarious. It's a big field and there's this relatively small mirror and the alpaca is just sitting there. Looking. Oh, look, there's my buddy.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, well, he looks really sad, so. Sometimes I don't even recognize the alpaca in the mirror anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's like your apartment back in the day, Jamie. The big mirror.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's exactly right. He's like, man, I wish my buddy would stop mocking me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so sweet.

[Christy Lee]

It is sweet. Firefighters rescued two dogs that fell into a frozen lake in Montana recently. They responded to Kings Point where the dogs had fallen through the ice. Four rescuers were sent out onto the ice and were able to get close enough to monitor the dogs as they swam back to shore. The dogs were reunited with their owners while search and rescue made a complete sweep of the ice to ensure no other animals or people were in danger. Okay, I'm confused. Used. They swam back to shore, but they'd fallen through the ice? Were they swimming under the ice?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I think that they must have broken up the ice when they went out to get them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, and then they were able to. Yeah, to swim back in, because that would be something. Hold their breath all that way.

[Willie Griswold]

Like Jason Statham or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

There was a. Did you see that thing in the news the other day? The. The rescue of the guy in the car on the ice, or it was a lady, rather. She drove out into some pond by mistake and these guys ran out there and they actually. They fire for. They get her out. It's amazing. Just before the car goes under. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So some.

[Tom Griswold]

Some Good Samaritan. You like the. The stories that are happy. A happy ending for the doggies.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet story.

[Christy Lee]

Japan has an interesting situation. We've talked about the bears there. They're beginning to deploy drones armed with pepper spray to deter bears. Sora News 24 reports. Following last year's influx of bear attacks, the town of Ishonomachi is planning for the year ahead by testing out anti bear drones. They hope a bear response team will be able to remotely move a bear out of areas where it could cause harm to humans or property. A demonstration of the anti bear drone involved deploying pepper spray at a human dressed in a bear suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I think if we have this photograph, do we have. Have this guy? It's. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's as wonderful as I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It looks like one of those bear suits from the Captain Kangaroo show. You know, really not. Not a very sophisticated bear suit, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

This poor guy, I think his name. It was Dancing bear, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Captain Kangaroo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grandfather clock. Mr. Green Jeans.

[Tom Griswold]

This Poor guy comes into work. What are you doing today, Bill? Well put you in the bear suit. Yeah. We've had more bear attacks all over the world, especially though in Japan.

[Christy Lee]

Japan's a really dealing with the bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Are the bears in communication with each other internationally? They know that.

[Christy Lee]

Do bears there not hibernate? What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they just like being around free food. They smell the dumpsters and they start living there. We had the guy with the bear living under his house.

[Christy Lee]

They do have a lot of fish in Japan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it all the sushi in the garbage?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, eat up, kids. What else you got? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Lawmakers in Maryland will consider making the Megalodon the state shark. Dr. Stephen Godfrey the Calvert Marine Museum in Southern Maryland told WMAR that he and his colleague John Nance came up with the idea for a state shark after discussing the extinct species, he explained that Megalodon once swam in waters that covered the Atlantic coastal plain, which, of course, includes Maryland. Should the bill pass, Maryland would become the first state to have a state shark. This doesn't count. Count.

[Tom Griswold]

Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Because they're extinct. You're gonna pick a shark, Pick a great white, Pick something that's still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't a lot of the states have state dinosaurs?

[Christy Lee]

They do, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so. What? See, this is one of the things you do that drives me crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Dinosaurs.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You say it as if it's general knowledge, and it's not. Well, everyone knows that dinosaurs wore hats, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many states have dinosaurs? State dinosaurs.

[Tom Griswold]

I know at least one does. Didn't we have a story about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Prove it. How many? A lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Over half.

[Tom Griswold]

Arkansas, California, Colorado, Maryland, Massachusetts, Missouri, New Jersey, Oklahoma.

[Bob Kevoian]

Texas is. California is the condor.

[Tom Griswold]

Washington and Washington the District of Columbia. So I think perhaps. Perhaps if your state was not red now you should lobby to get a state dinosaur because they find them all over the place. The bones obviously. Find a live one.

[Willie Griswold]

Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then they just put them back together. And you say they always get them back together correctly, right?

[Christy Lee]

That's what he says.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep. So you can't tell me the T. Rex arms don't go on another animal.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they're just making a Lego set with no instructions over there.

[Tom Griswold]

This is fun.

[Christy Lee]

I would love to give you the list of them, but I can't pronounce one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Mega. The Megadong.

[Christy Lee]

The Tricepiceratops is in Wyoming. I can't say that one, but the Rest of them. I've. Give me the other names.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. The ancient shark is the megadon.

[Christy Lee]

Megadon. Megalodon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Megalodon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Megalodon.

[Christy Lee]

Not Megadon. That's in the Godfather.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mega.

[Bob Kevoian]

Megadon is a really powerful dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Megadong would be a. Yeah. At the donkey show and the Godfather. Thank you very much. What do you got over there now?

[Christy Lee]

I was just looking. It looks like a couple of states have the same one, but it's state. That's not fair.

[Willie Griswold]

Anyway, six states have the cardinal as their state bird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Willie Griswold]

You got to just pick one, right?

[Christy Lee]

That's not fair.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you should have. If you have one bird, another state should not be allowed to have the same state birth.

[Christy Lee]

Right. A New Zealand couple has built a Beatles themed yellow submarine. Airbnb Bat, hit me in the head.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a shovel, will you?

[Tom Griswold]

It's very cool.

[Christy Lee]

Keith Lovelock and his wife Jen constructed the quirky lodging.

[Bob Kevoian]

Obviously are childless because they have all.

[Christy Lee]

Their spendable income outfitted with references to nautical travel and the Beatles, including a John Lennon inspired mannequin. Who wouldn't want that?

[Tom Griswold]

I saw this.

[Willie Griswold]

It made me upset. Beatles inspired Airbnb. Not called the. Let it bnb. It was right there, folks.

[Pat Godwin]

It was right there.

[Willie Griswold]

Why not have fun?

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Lovelock, a former radio technician, told SWNS that even John Lennon's relatives have stayed at the unique accommodation. According to Airbnb, if you want to stay at the Yellow Submarine, it'll start you at $104 per night. Very reasonable. Mr. Lovelock said the submarine has almost entirely been constructed using upcycled materials, such as an old grain silo, spa bath and milking shed. It has a rating of 4.93 stars on Airbnb. So. Oh, there it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very cool looking. You wouldn't want to stay in that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd take a ball peen hammer to that. Just about had it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know it. Seriously, you can you read it eight days a week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eight days a week. How often?

[Tom Griswold]

Eight days a week.

[Christy Lee]

That has a song.

[Pat Godwin]

I could do something, I think in a town along the way, the family needed a place to stay. There was one. Airbnb, it was. Was a yellow submarine. I like the Beatles. Hey, I dig the sound, but I wouldn't stay in a rusty sub. Above the ground, cramped rooms and tiny beds, leaky pipes overhead. Who would stay in a yellow submarine? A yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. Crazy beetle fans. Boomer beetle freaks would say in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. Hey, those bad habits right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Looks like fun.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't stay there. Other people stayed there. I don't know how hotels get out of your. Because other people stay in those rooms.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, know, probably be fun for a few, few minutes. Take a couple pictures and go back to the four seasons.

[Pat Godwin]

Like Chevy Chase at the Grand Canyon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, we're here. Check it out. Christy, we talked about the fact that she's going to Italy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can go with her. How do they find out about that?

[Christy Lee]

How do they find out?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a link at the Bob and Tom website.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Bob and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

In order to get to the airplane, though, she'll drive her Hyundai, won't you?

[Christy Lee]

I will. Yes, I will. Because I love my Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Her Hyundai has a snow butt look to me, Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got the low down. Thank you. You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the snow button doesn't make it snow.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but it makes.

[Christy Lee]

It's a driver mode called snow.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it does make it snow, someone's snow button stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get it unstuck In Florida Hyundai, they got something very special going on with the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. A staggering range, EPA estimate of 619 miles.

[Christy Lee]

It'll get about 35 miles to the gallon if you're doing it right. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you're a big Hyundai gal. And this, the Palisade has got that third seat.

[Christy Lee]

Flip it down. If you need cargo space, you can flip it up with a touch of a button if you need to put kids back there.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to call it the way back. You got the back seat, then you got the way back. And they like to say no cleats on the seats because it has captain's chairs for the back seats so the kids can get in and walk to the back walking around. They don't have to climb over and get those. Get that seat all full of goop, etc. Etc. Hyundaiusa.com for more information about the beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid, you can give them a call, 562-314-4603 or just visit them once again at Hyundai USA.com h y u n d a I Hyundai USA.com check out the beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Tell them that the Bob and Tom show sent you a special. Christy Lee, we're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with our guest, the great comedian Jamie Lisso. Jamie, by the way, on his way to Columbus, Ohio this weekend for some live comedy at the Funny Bone. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

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[Bob Kevoian]

To share?

[Jim Rome]

Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Free.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Jamie Lisso]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Willie Griswold's here.

[Willie Griswold]

Good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold out sick.

[Tom Griswold]

Not.

[Bob Kevoian]

A sick duck. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Jamie Lisso has joined us in the studio. He's on his way to Poughkeepsie, New York. Coming up tomorrow night. Then Gutfeld, coming up on Wednesday night.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is, it's spelled Poughkeepsie, but you pronounce it Poughkeepsie. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Columbus, Ohio, this weekend for some great live comedy. Speaking of great live shows, the two Jeffs, Oscar and Bodart, are going to be doing Valentine's Day evening in Marshall, Illinois at the Castle Finn winery. And then Mr. Godwin and little Willie G right there. These two guys are going to be doing Valentine's Day evening evening at the Simplicity Furniture location, Evansville, a huge show always packed at Pat Costlet's place. Now, Jamie, you lived in New York for a while, but now you're living in Idaho for the most part.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, yeah, we're in Boise, Idaho, and we're also in. Yeah. Fairbanks, Alaska. By the way, if you ever go to, they're very particular about how you say the name of the city. I remember the first time I ever landed in, I go, I go, hey. They go, hey, you know, your car's over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Here.

[Jamie Lisso]

I go, it's so good to be in Boise. And lady goes, hey. She goes, it's Boise. And I go, I just got here, like, just moments ago. You have to be critical. I literally just arrived.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we were talking last week about cars and your old cars. And this is a letter about that. Tom brought up the subject of unexpectedly encountering a previously owned car out in the wild. And this, I was doing this interview and the lady goes, by the way, I own your old car. And it was a car from many, many years before.

[Christy Lee]

That's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

And she goes, yeah, now it has 250,000 miles on it. That was kind of odd. This letter continues. After graduating from college, I was hired as a pharmaceutical tech in Toledo, Ohio. The job came with a company leased vehicle, a Glacier Blue 76 Oldsmobile Cutlass supreme with a landau roof.

[Pat Godwin]

Roof, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the landau roof?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, Martin Landau.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like a fake leather convertible that didn't come off.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't a convertible, but it looked like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why was that ever a good idea?

[Tom Griswold]

I added a distinctive Michigan State University alumnus decal to the rear window. Fast forward many years later, when the cutlass from 76 was a distant memory. I'm driving a different fleet leased car. I pull up to a red light alongside a light blue Cutlass supreme with a landau top and an MSU decal in the back window. It's summer. Both our windows are down. I shout out to the driver, hey, that used to be my car. I said, well, I didn't steal it. The light turns green. He drives away, leaving me to consider the wisdom of shouting at strangers about cars I used to own. Well, thank you, David.

[Jamie Lisso]

We appreciate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just kind of fun.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

See your old car. Oh, yeah, the memories.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't like to get rid of your. You know where all your old cars are, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Often?

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty much. 90, I would say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If not higher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My Suburban is now being driven around by someone we know that had twins and already had two kids and they needed it more than I. I did.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's sweet of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you got some letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you just give it to him? Elvis? Is that what happened? You just said here?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. I think suburban, very heavy fee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Good, good. Sad.

[Jamie Lisso]

I actually got sad when I got rid of my car recently. It was like, I kind. And it was like, you know, not to brag, but it had this feature where if you. If you're backing up and you get too close to something, it would make a crash noise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really Ballistic crash.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, you got a couple letters.

[Willie Griswold]

And not to get too political here, we don't want to freak anyone out because this is a very controversial topic. But last week, you guys were discussing the delicious float and whether Coke or root beer was the best soda for it. He says, stick with tradition. Go root beer. Josh also declared vanilla ice cream is the only ice cream acceptable for that. He challenges that ideology, says, cookie dough ice cream is, my friends, is the superior ice cream for floats. You get the vanilla flavor in the drink and the cookie pieces at the bottom of the glass as a little surprise and flavor punch at the end.

[Tom Griswold]

That is an excellent idea.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I don't know about that.

[Tom Griswold]

But I would prefer Coca Cola to root beer.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And not chocolate it has to be vanilla.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's root beer, not root beer. Root beer, you elitist prick.

[Tom Griswold]

I think root beer is a little more. More of. Of the people. Who's ever said.

[Jim Rome]

Who's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever said root beer?

[Pat Godwin]

Never.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never.

[Tom Griswold]

No rut beer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it's more southern than I think it is. Hey, get me a couple of them Rhett bears.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a root cellar at your house?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do not. I barely have a basement. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry.

[Willie Griswold]

The rug beer sounds like when you and a girl, when things aren't. You're in a rut, you're not figuring it out. And then you go to the bar alone, you drink five rut beers to try to figure out what's on.

[Tom Griswold]

Going, going on.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in Australia they call rooting. Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you root her? You had a good root, stuff like that?

[Tom Griswold]

The old in out root?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, I like to a root with no tolls, if you know what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat. See, it is possible to get it for free.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, Josh isn't here, so now he.

[Tom Griswold]

Has to say, I know.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm the one that buys the horse.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of these days you're going to have money. You're going to make the decisions, I'll tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, what have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have to talk about this real quick. The 68th annual Grammy Awards took place last night in Los Angeles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that a number?

[Christy Lee]

You said 68.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I thought you said sick at the eighth.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, 68.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Bad bunny won album of the year. The first time a Spanish language album has taken the Grammys top honor.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's everywhere. He's in my movies now.

[Christy Lee]

He is something.

[Tom Griswold]

Super Bowl Halftime.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Is that as well. Billie Eilish, Jelly Roll, Lady Gaga were among the night's other winners. Olivia Dean, best new artist. And Kendrick Lamar won the first televised award for best rap album and record of the year, bringing his total to 27 career Grammys, which is pretty amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Was he last year's halftime? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Did not set a record.

[Willie Griswold]

I remember because you got so upset. I couldn't even understand a thing he was saying.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that? Not my. It's not for me. Not my cup of tea.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the best Tom I've ever heard in my life.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What was that for? A long time working on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Jamie Lisso]

Kendrick Lamar is very talented, but he is. It is a. You almost feel like you're. You're doing homework when you're listening.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

Like it's a lot of words. Like at that super bowl thing, they show the teleprompter. You couldn't even see him anymore without the words.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks, Jamie Liso, always a great pleasure. Be watching him Wednesday evening on Gutfeld Held. And once again, if you happen to be in Columbus, you can check them out live and in person. When are you starting there? Thursday.

[Jamie Lisso]

Starts on Friday. Heading in Thursday, doing a little radio on Friday and then. Yeah, that's a great comedy town, Matt. It's a great club.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, and your schedule is posted and find out all the details and give our best to Dr. Erica.

[Jamie Lisso]

I will. She says hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Your, your, your beautiful wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, good looking broad.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, fellas? Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Does she ever give you a quick medical exam? Do you ever say, hey, look, by the way, check this out? Or is it.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, she'll give me a quick rip now and then.

[Pat Godwin]

Stick around in the written cellar.

[Tom Griswold]

It's legal.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're married.

[Tom Griswold]

They can do that. I've got to put my glasses on before I do this. Okay, thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

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[Pat Godwin]

It's the biggest game on the planet.

[Jim Rome]

And nobody breaks it down like Jim Rome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Super bowl run.

[Tom Griswold]

Who do you think will be the last one standing this year?

[Jim Rome]

Fearless debate and the best callers in sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care what you say. Defense win Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

That defense absolutely is super bowl caliber. The quarterbacking sure as hell wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the spitfire of sports Smack.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot to get to and I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you like all of it or not. I have a job to do.

[Jim Rome]

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