The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast – February 21, 2025
Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show team at the Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, Iowa
1. Introduction and Host Banter (00:45 - 03:40)
The show opens with the lively introduction of the BOB & TOM hosts—Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Al Jackson, Chick McGee, and Jeff Oskay. Tom Griswold warmly welcomes the Iowa audience, setting an energetic tone for the morning.
Tom Griswold [00:45]:
"It's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, Iowa. That's Tom Griswold. That's Christy Lee. That's Josh Arnold. I don't know who that is. That's Pat Godwin. There's Al Jackson. We have the Bob and Tom Show. Hi."
Pat Godwin arrives with a humorous reprimand, teasing the team about not engaging in more profitable or exciting activities like gambling or paying rent.
Pat Godwin [01:32]:
"You could be out there gambling. You could be paying rent right now."
2. Pat Godwin’s Injury Anecdote (03:40 - 08:00)
Pat shares a comical story about injuring himself at Home Depot while attempting to lift a heavy bag of ice melt, leading to an exaggerated groin injury. His reluctance to accept help from a young man adds to the humor.
Pat Godwin [01:55]:
"I injured myself at Home Depot that in. I really was unsure if I was going to make the show and I was going to be like, that's the oldest man excuse to not be able to do radio is I hurt myself picking up a bag of ice melt."
The hosts engage in playful banter about similar injuries, with Pat joking about his recent hernia surgery and the physical limitations it imposed.
Pat Godwin [03:39]:
"I had a hernia surgery a few weeks ago and I was not allowed to lift anything more than £10."
3. Travel Anecdotes and Roadside Sign Frustrations (08:00 - 15:00)
Tom and Pat recount their road trip to Iowa, highlighting various mishaps and humorous observations. A significant topic emerges: misleading roadside signs advertising amenities like McDonald's and Starbucks with inaccurate distance indicators, causing drivers to make unnecessary detours.
Pat Godwin [05:30]:
"There's a sign on the side of the road. It'll say, whatever. McDonald's Starbucks burger. And you get off 15 miles to the left. You get off at the exit, and you're looking around, and it's not there."
Al Jackson expresses strong opinions about these deceptive signage practices, calling them false advertising and lamenting the wasted time and resources for travelers.
Al Jackson [06:03]:
"It's false advertising. Because once you get off, especially once you fix your mind, like, I'm going to McDonald's. So now your body is in that mode."
The hosts humorously discuss the frustrations of navigating such misled signage, intertwining personal anecdotes with satire.
4. Sponsored Segment: BetterHelp Advertisement (15:04 - 16:17)
Pat introduces an advertisement for BetterHelp, emphasizing the ease and convenience of accessing online therapy. The detailed segment explains how listeners can sign up, be matched with therapists, and utilize various communication methods like video calls, phone calls, or texting.
Pat Godwin [15:14]:
"Find out what's going on. Work on yourself. Betterhelp.com btshow the betterhelp part..."
5. Sports News and Live Show Promotions (16:17 - 20:00)
Chick McGee delivers a sports update, highlighting Canada’s overtime victory over the United States in the Four Nations tournament, with a focus on Connor McDavid’s stellar performance.
Tom Griswold [16:17]:
"Connor McDavid of the Oilers, the most dominant offensive player in the NHL."
The segment transitions into promoting upcoming live shows at the Riverside Casino, encouraging listeners to attend and participate in the events.
6. Comedy Segment: Rape Talk and Risqué Humor (20:00 - 35:00)
The hosts delve into a comedic yet edgy segment discussing the riskiest and most dangerous sexual positions, inspired by a 1958 McCall’s magazine article titled “129 Ways to Get a Husband.” This segment blends humor with innuendo, leading to laughter and playful disapproval among the hosts.
Pat Godwin [14:07]:
"This is ladies how to get a husband in 1940. A big deal out of being raped."
The conversation continues with exaggerated jokes about the physical strains and potential injuries related to these positions, maintaining the show's humorous and irreverent style.
Josh Arnold [31:04]:
"Reverse cowgirl time. On a stair."
7. Sponsored Segment: Factor Meals Advertisement (35:00 - 18:18)
Chick McGee introduces Factor Meals, promoting their chef-made, dietitian-approved gourmet options. He describes the variety of meals tailored to different dietary preferences, emphasizing convenience for busy lifestyles.
Chick McGee [18:13]:
"Factor arrives fresh and fully prepared, perfect for any active, busy lifestyle."
Listeners are encouraged to visit the website and use a special code for discounts, seamlessly integrating the promotional message with the show's comedic flow.
8. Skits and Superhero Segment: 'Shirtless Girl' (40:00 - 75:00)
A series of comedic skits introduces the fictional superhero 'Shirtless Girl,' who boasts absurd powers and engages in exaggerated heroic acts. The hosts portray the superhero and interact with the live audience, blending satire with their humorous take on pop culture.
Tom Griswold [24:03]:
"This brings up an interesting topic. He. He. We currently trying to get him to stop going to see movies because without exception, he hates every movie ever made I could see."
These skits serve as comedic interludes, allowing the hosts to showcase their improvisational skills and engage the audience with lighthearted, over-the-top narratives.
9. 1958 McCall’s Magazine: "129 Ways to Get a Husband" Discussion (70:00 - 80:00)
Pat Godwin reads excerpts from the 1958 McCall’s magazine article, presenting outdated and humorous tips on how women could find a husband. The hosts humorously critique and mock the antiquated advice, contrasting it with modern dating practices.
Pat Godwin [73:35]:
"Ladies, don't be afraid to associate with more attractive girls. They may have left them overs."
Pat Godwin [75:25]:
"Ladies, stand in a corner and cry softly."
The segment is rich with historical context and satirical commentary, adding depth to the show’s humor by referencing past societal norms and expectations.
10. Recent News Stories and Comedy Interactions (80:00 - 150:00)
The hosts transition to various recent news stories, including a 120-year-old police docket from Casper, Wyoming, revealing early 20th-century arrests, and a story about professional mermaids facing harassment at aquariums. These segments are infused with the hosts' signature humor, providing comedic interpretations and engaging in witty discussions around the news.
Chick McGee [85:05]:
"A woman attacking a man with a garden hoe. We have beer down by river ho skank."
They also incorporate jokes and interactions around contemporary issues, maintaining a balance between topical content and comedic relief.
11. Conclusion and Farewell (150:00 - End)
The episode wraps up with final bits of humor, promotions for upcoming events, and another sponsored ad for BetterHelp. The hosts exchange playful banter, express gratitude to the live audience, and tease future content, ensuring listeners leave entertained and looking forward to upcoming episodes.
Mark [Last Segment]:
"Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel."
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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Pat Godwin on Ice Melt Incident [01:55]:
"I injured myself at Home Depot that in. I really was unsure if I was going to make the show..." -
Pat Godwin on Misleading Road Signs [05:30]:
"There's a sign on the side of the road. It'll say, whatever. McDonald's Starbucks burger..." -
Josh Arnold on Reverse Cowgirl [31:04]:
"Reverse cowgirl time. On a stair." -
Pat Godwin on 1958 Dating Tips [73:35]:
"Ladies, don't be afraid to associate with more attractive girls. They may have left them overs." -
Pat Godwin Introducing BetterHelp [15:04]:
"Find out what's going on. Work on yourself. Betterhelp.com btshow..."
Summary
The February 21, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show exemplifies the show's hallmark blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and topical discussions. From comical injury stories and frustrating road trip experiences to edgy jokes about dangerous sexual positions and retro dating advice, the hosts maintain an engaging and entertaining atmosphere throughout the broadcast. Sponsored segments for BetterHelp and Factor Meals are seamlessly integrated, ensuring commercial messages complement the comedic flow without disrupting the listener experience. Interactive skits, particularly the 'Shirtless Girl' superhero narrative, add a dynamic and improvisational element, enhancing the show's lively nature. Additionally, the discussion of the 1958 McCall’s magazine article provides historical context, allowing the hosts to satirize past societal norms while connecting with modern audiences. The episode concludes with heartfelt interactions and promotional teasers, leaving listeners amused and eagerly anticipating future content.