The BOB & TOM Show - February 24, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – February 24, 2025

The BOB & TOM Show, hosted by Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, and guest Jess Hooker, delivered an engaging and laughter-filled episode on February 24, 2025. The episode seamlessly blended discussions on recent charitable activities, listener interactions, current events, and sports updates, all peppered with the show's signature humor.

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1. Successful Iowa Trip and Charity Efforts

The show kicked off with a heartfelt recount of their recent trip to Iowa, highlighting the success of their charity initiative. The hosts sold over 5,000 special T-shirts to benefit the Stead Family Children's Hospital, showcasing their commitment to community support.

• Notable Quote:

  Josh Arnold [05:34]: "We sold those T-shirts to benefit the great Children's Hospital, the Stead Family Children's Hospital."

2. Listener Success Story

A standout moment was a letter from listener Corey, who shared his positive experience. After purchasing a T-shirt, Corey won $75 at the casino, reinforcing the show's promotional efforts.

• Notable Quote:

  Corey [05:35]: "I went to your live show, had a great time. I took Tom's advice. I bought the Children's Hospital T-shirt and then went out and won $75 at the casino. Whoa. Told ya."

3. Challenges and Anecdotes from the Trip

Josh Arnold shared entertaining stories from their Iowa excursion, including narrowly avoiding a deer collision and grappling with car troubles like a malfunctioning gas gauge.

• Notable Quote:

  Josh Arnold [07:28]: "But I had this jug. There's a lot of giant ones. Check local listings."

4. News Summaries

a. Hooters Preparing to File for Bankruptcy

Jess Hooker broke the news that Hooters, the well-known "breastaurant" chain, is reportedly preparing to file for bankruptcy. The move is attributed to declining sales and increasing competition.

• Notable Quote:

  Jess Hooker [117:59]: "Hooters is working with law firm Ropes and Gray to ready a filing."

b. James Bond Franchise Transition

The hosts discussed the significant shift in the James Bond franchise, with Amazon and MGM Studios taking over creative control. This marks the end of decades of family-led management by Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli.

• Notable Quote:

  Jess Hooker [111:00]: "MGM announced that it is taking the creative reigns of the 007 franchise after decades of family control."

c. New York Yankees Dropping Beard Ban

A highlight was the revelation that the New York Yankees have lifted their longstanding ban on beards. This policy change aims to enhance player recruitment by accommodating personal grooming preferences.

• Notable Quote:

  Jess Hooker [62:34]: "George Steinbrenner announced the change before the team's spring training opener."

5. Sports Highlights

a. NHL Update: Alex Ovechkin Nearing Gretzky’s Record

Chick McGee provided an update on Alex Ovechkin, who is on track to surpass Wayne Gretzky's all-time goal record, despite recent setbacks like missing games due to a broken leg.

• Notable Quote:

  Ace Cosby [49:34]: "After the game he said he would have liked to have had more goals."

b. Reporter Hit by Puck During Live Broadcast

An incident was reported where an NHL reporter was struck by a puck during a live game, leading to immediate stitches. The incident sparked conversations about safety measures in sports broadcasting.

• Notable Quote:

  Chick McGee [58:07]: "Despite the injury, Mr. Ray continued the broadcast before getting his wounds stitched up. A true warrior."

6. Upcoming Topics

The show teased several upcoming segments, including:

• Rednecks in the News: Exploring scientifically backed studies on rednecks.
• Ancient Egypt: Delving into historical narratives.
• Flying Cars: Highlighting innovative transportation technologies.
• Pharaohs: Discussing historical and contemporary references.

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7. Comedy and Banter

True to The BOB & TOM Show’s style, the episode was interspersed with humorous interactions, playful teasing among hosts, and light-hearted jokes about topics like facial hair policies and quirky listener experiences.

• Notable Quote:

  Ace Cosby [143:48]: "There are cases of people being in a traumatic and they get their hair turns white immediately, which is so odd."

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8. Closing Remarks and Promotions

As the episode neared its end, the hosts reminded listeners about their pop-up store available until Wednesday, featuring exclusive merchandise including hoodies and special tribute shirts. They expressed gratitude towards their Iowa audience and encouraged continued support for the Stead Family Children's Hospital.

• Notable Quote:

  Josh Arnold [150:11]: "We have a pop-up shop for the next few days. ... check it out on our website."

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Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show exemplified the show's blend of comedy, charitable endeavors, and current event discussions. From celebrating the success of their Iowa trip and engaging listener stories to covering significant news like the James Bond franchise takeover and the Yankees' grooming policy change, the hosts provided a well-rounded and entertaining experience for their nationwide audience.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom show. Oh, how I do get sentimental Bought me carefree days as a lad we never had toys that were store bought we would improvise with things that we had we made forts out of cardboard boxes Yardsticks were swords or were spears but of all these things none gave the hours of fun like me mother's gigantic brazier oh, me mothers. Oh, me mothers. Me mother's gigantic brassiere it was of the finest label Canvas, lace and stainless cable Me mother's gigantic brassier yeah. Oh, I leapt from the roof of the garage Though I was but six or seven years oh, I would have broke me back But I clung fast to the straps of me mother's gigantic brazier oh, me mother's Me mothers Me mother's gigantic brassiere Wing nuts, cleats and spoiler Brass grommets and cup holder on me mother's gigantic brassier we tied the bra between two trees the neighbor boys war they did declare we ended the attack with six pumpkins and two cats flung from me mother's gigantic bruise oh, me mothers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, me mothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Me mother's gigantic brassiere Delicate flower appliques Eight track tape and safety chains on me mother's gigantic brazier One time we used it to slow down our dragster or parasail behind our boat Then there was the time it was used to airlift an injured skier A treacherous mountain slope but most I think of my father's pride when wash day it was done as he hoisted it up the telephone pole to pillow in the sun.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, me mothers. Oh, me mothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Me mother's gigantic brazier with an awning and screen door could sleep two family of four it's me mother's gigantic gigantic brazier. Oh, me mothers. All me mothers. Me mother's gigantic brassier Reinforced hydraulic winch reflective tape and three point hitch on me mothers gigantic brazier.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, the amazing Heywood Bags. Something about a very large bra.

[Josh Arnold]

An over the shoulder boulder holder Keeps them from flopping. West Germany. It's the Bob and as you can.

[Chick McGee]

Hear, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello. Hello. Hello. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, yourself. There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, buddy. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here's Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great to be back in the studio. We had a great time in Iowa over the weekend. My gosh, what a crowd. Twelve hundred people Friday night.

[Chick McGee]

Six hundred Friday morning at five in the morning. Wow, it was nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

And great hotel room. I know, Jess, you couldn't go at the last minute, but it was just a beautiful casino. The Riverside Casino and Golf Resort.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

No golfing.

[Jess Hooker]

No golf.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It really is kind of hard to hit the ball into the Snow.

[Chick McGee]

That was 6, 5 and 6 degrees.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Although hardy, the hardy type would be out there.

[Josh Arnold]

By gosh, Friday morning it was zero. Especially a load of the people I talked to in the parking lot wondering why I didn't have a jacket on. I went out. My car was fairly close to the. To the door and I went out to do something. You know how you get. Oh, I'll go right now. Then I'm standing there in the parking lot. It was zero degrees Friday morning, but we sure had a great time and a great show. I mean, I was standing at the. What is it? The side of the stage watching Josh howling. Oh, that's Josh has. Josh has some, some great new stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat just killed. It was a great show. Oscar killed them all. Al Jackson killed him. It was a great, great time. So thanks to everybody. And I have to get a number. We sold those T shirts to benefit the great children's Hospital, the Stead Family Children's Hospital. And I don't know how many we.

[Chick McGee]

Sold, but more than sold.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot. I. The last count that I had was.

[Chick McGee]

A lot more than five, less than 10,000.

[Jess Hooker]

Still on sale today. On sale through Wednesday. I'm wearing one of the hoodies that we also have on sale.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. We hope to give a nice check to the children's hospital. It's a great place. Famous place. Famous in the world of college football.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The players salute the hospital. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And Tom, you were incredibly funny Friday night.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you were.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Very, very.

[Josh Arnold]

Not as funny as I was driving back, though.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

It's an annual tradition. Godwin and I get up at 4 in the morning and it's. The annual tradition is in the first 15 minutes. We almost hit a deer.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I tell him deer.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't as close as last time. It was like last time was like 10ft away. This time, probably 50ft. Hello.

[Jess Hooker]

OK. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And we found a place that sold high test gas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Right away. We had a good drive.

[Josh Arnold]

High test, high test. You're familiar with high test gas, right?

[Jess Hooker]

No, only because you said it last.

[Chick McGee]

Only because of you, bud.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And a Starbucks right by the road.

[Jess Hooker]

What's it mean?

[Pat Godwin]

High Term for expensive.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's the stuff that.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Cheapy Pants. Expensive.

[Jess Hooker]

It's premium.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I've always wondered if it was a scam. Yeah, but you knew this was a scam.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I think it's better. So I. Supposedly the car that I drive, you're supposed to put in the high. The high octanes. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Here's the thing. It comes out all the same big old barrel.

[Ace Cosby]

One tank, six pumps.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Hose going to one tank. Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Even soda comes out of that.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that? It's a government.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a kick to it.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

But we were on the way there, I forgot to look at the gas gauge. We were almost there and there was a disparity between the amount of miles I had yet to go in my car and the distance to the casino.

[Pat Godwin]

It was very close.

[Jess Hooker]

I like that game.

[Josh Arnold]

So we.

[Pat Godwin]

Played that game and lost.

[Josh Arnold]

I've lost that game several times. See, the key to that is paying attention, which I don't do.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And then someone flipped the dashboard of my car.

[Jess Hooker]

Someone, I don't know who. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

My car has multiple things, but one.

[Chick McGee]

Thing you know for sure, you. You didn't do it right.

[Josh Arnold]

No. By the way, the. The speedometer gives the thing. It reads the speed and digitally.

[Jess Hooker]

The pop up display had changed.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the other one, the main one. Anyway, it didn't matter. It was. The gas gauge is still there. I just.

[Chick McGee]

Kilometers.

[Pat Godwin]

By the way, you haven't lived until you've heard Tom argue with the navigation lady.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Pat Godwin]

I've never laughed so hard.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't get the navigation to turn off.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop, we're done.

[Ace Cosby]

Go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and navigation. That didn't do it.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, we'll stop. I mean, it was hilarious.

[Josh Arnold]

I could not get it. I couldn't turn it off, couldn't turn the volume down. My phone would ring and then the navigation wouldn't shut up by the phone.

[Pat Godwin]

The phone rang by the one. The one time, and Tom's like looking for his phone in his pocket. I said, tom, all you have to do is hit accept on the thing. Oh, I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know that. Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta take a lesson on how to work the car. In any event, we had a great time. Great time in Iowa.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

So thanks to everybody who came in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there are a couple listeners wanting to know, were you all set with new tires because you had to get tires before your trip. You were told by a friend of yours in a joking manner, I'm assuming that, hey, you better get new tires after 7,000 miles, you said. Yeah, I sure better. You think? And you got new tires yet? Goof.

[Pat Godwin]

And then works for the tire.

[Josh Arnold]

I got some new tires and then on Saturday I hit a chuck hole the size of my car.

[Chick McGee]

So I think exception to that name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Getting the car realigned.

[Pat Godwin]

We caught one going back a little bit, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But I had this jug. There's a lot of giant ones. Check local listings. Now coming up, we have a ton of cool, interesting things going on in the world of news. We have cursing in sports. It's about time that the. It's about time that the announcers started to curse as much as the players.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the crowd's cursing. The announcers are cursing. Two separate incidents. But yeah, we had. It was a classic. Bring the F word back. Oh yeah. It's classic stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And we have mail this morning covering sir dude, the party night. He's making news. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the picture?

[Chick McGee]

I have not seen the picture.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

I can't wait.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh is also known as. As they say his alias on rare occasions is Sir Dude The. The party. How long has it been since sir dude was out? A couple years.

[Ace Cosby]

Over. Over a decade.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Did he make an appearance in Iowa?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it was. Well, we'll. We'll tell you.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is. It is coming up. Caused a scene that and many other delights coming up, including a James Bond update, a revolutionary story from the world of Major League Baseball and the New York Yankees.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if a revolutionary is. Would cover it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying to get people to listen.

[Chick McGee]

It's a news story.

[Josh Arnold]

If I say it's yet another. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

When the Reds did it. They didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

We have sports revolutionary would be.

[Chick McGee]

They were using square baseballs. I think would probably.

[Josh Arnold]

That would be difficult.

[Chick McGee]

That would be interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, this is still interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Bill.

[Josh Arnold]

Bill Buckner suggested that we have a bull loose. We have a giant beaver in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

And we have how big. They're just referring it to it as a giant beaver. Possibly pregnant. They're not sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Walking.

[Josh Arnold]

And then. And then we have something from Ms. Hooker because she's such a fine cook. We have something event called the taste of the wild outdoors. Among other things that they were serving stingray casserole.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that right? Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

There's this guy on Instagram.

[Ace Cosby]

We out of tuna.

[Chick McGee]

Who is out in the woods with a tent. And he cooks better than I've ever, ever even imagined. He's. He's got. He's got vegetables and steak and like.

[Ace Cosby]

With what he finds crazy knives and.

[Jess Hooker]

On an open fire.

[Chick McGee]

An open fire and potatoes. It's unbelievable what he does in the woods, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Well, this has. We got ratatouille. We got. Is it. How do you pronounce it? And anduili. What is it? Andouille.

[Ace Cosby]

Ah, I'm a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we got on. What is on Dewey?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, spicy sausage.

[Pat Godwin]

Sausage.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Because it's could be like a horny weekend for Huey and Huey and Louie.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there's on Louis.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, you lose. I'm on Dewey tonight on Huey. Okay. Sorry, what? I forgot than it right now, the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by BetterHelp. BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy. If you've been thinking about therapy, this is a really interesting way to try it. Because a lot of the anxiety that just the therapy itself is giving you before you even try it is the notion of going into a room and shutting the door and talking to a therapist. And maybe that is difficult for you. Well, this way, with better help, the therapy is actually done online. So you can do it if you want, with the camera off. You can do it like a zoom call with a camera on. You can do it like a phone call. You can do it like you're texting back and forth. It's all about what is convenient for you and what makes you more comfortable. BetterHelp is accessed by going to betterhelp.com btshow Again, the BTShow part will knock 10% off your first month. But there are some 30,000 plus credentialed therapists working in the BetterHelp program and over 5 million people worldwide trying it out. So if you've been thinking about it, give it a shot. Betterhelp.com btshow that's betterhelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow and again, the way it works is you fill out a questionnaire and you'll be matched with one of those 30,000 therapists. You can switch therapists anytime, no extra cost. And the therapy, once again, done online. So it's a lot more convenient. You don't have to go across town or wherever. You can do it in the convenience of wherever you want to be. You can do it in your car, in the backseat with the phone in your hand. You can do it in your office. Whatever works. That's better. Help. H e l p betterhelp.com BTShow Coming up, we have hooters in the news. I mean the so called breastaurant hooters. And we have, as I said, a loose bull. We got a gigantic beaver.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not like hammers.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Out in the wild.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Jess Hooker, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Got some letters we need to get to and here's Tom handing out last minute directions.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was telling Marcus, coffee's in the the other rod. Picked up some. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

The last thing on your mind when you're in here is the radio show.

[Josh Arnold]

I have trouble focusing.

[Chick McGee]

Why is that? Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple quick things. First of all, Ms. Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee today and Jess was not in Iowa with us over the weekend. We had, we had big fun and I had explained to people one of the fundamental principles of gambling, which is if you buy the charity T shirt, you will win at the casino.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you don't and you lose, don't come crying to me.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Because we had a nice T shirt we put together in honor of our trip there, and I. I have not heard the number yet. I guess we sold a bunch of them and we're giving the money to the great hospital there instead.

[Jess Hooker]

Family Children's Hospital.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the Stead Family Children's Hospital. And they're part of that great children's miracle network. I got this nice letter here.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Proving me right as usual. This is from Corey. I went to your live show, had a great time. I took Tom's advice. I bought the children's hospital T shirt and then went out and won $75 at the casino. Whoa. Told ya.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Bingo.

[Josh Arnold]

There may be some counter letters.

[Pat Godwin]

We don't need to read those.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not gonna read those.

[Jess Hooker]

I loved the shirtless girl segment that you guys did with Angela. She did a great job. Oh, her voice matched perfect.

[Chick McGee]

I thought.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, sounded great.

[Josh Arnold]

And then she brought her farmer boyfriend to the show that night.

[Jess Hooker]

He came.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. I didn't get to meet that gentleman.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sounded like Sam Elliott. Right?

[Ace Cosby]

She was right.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a very serious. He's a serious man. He's a farmer. And he looked like he could kill me with his.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? There are fun farmers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I know, but I mean, he was just a serious, strong, strapping, you know, that kind of guy.

[Chick McGee]

The last guy you said that about was like 6ft tall. 180. And he goes, looks like you could lift a house.

[Ace Cosby]

But of course.

[Chick McGee]

What are you right now? 5 11, 1, 125.

[Josh Arnold]

I am 6ft tall. Always been 6ft tall. I just had my physical and the lady goes, oh, you're exactly six feet tall.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever you say, Mr. Burns. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have any more letters over there? I have plenty of them.

[Chick McGee]

Do I? Oh, captains of the airwaves. And Jess, my wife and I had a great time at Riverside. The sold out crowd. The morning show was off the rails, as expected. The night of comedy was killer. Everyone was on fire. And Tom did a great job of emceeing when he wasn't fixated on reefer. Is that true?

[Ace Cosby]

Were you asking a lot about reefer?

[Chick McGee]

Were you asking a lot about dope?

[Ace Cosby]

I definitely heard a couple references.

[Josh Arnold]

I was setting up a different joke, but. Yeah, I wanted to know if reefer was legal there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, no, yeah, it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

But you sure smell it, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, that's. I was gonna say they can't outlaw odors. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

They'll never take that.

[Pat Godwin]

They can't arrest you. For smelling it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was actually talking to a cop friend of mine recently about this. And if you live in a state where reefer is illegal and you're next to a state where it isn't, the police realize they know what's up, they know what's going on. He goes, we don't really care.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, they know what's happening.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, this is my favorite thing. Unlike Tom, I have not read this letter. That's the way I like to do it. Let's find out together what they say. They continue on.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I just went real quick. It is comical to me when you've got a state where fireworks are illegal and marijuana is illegal, and then when you cross the border, there are competing signs for the pot and the fireworks. So it's always a good idea to get really stoned and then start blowing stuff up.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I'm saying? I'm kidding.

[Chick McGee]

They were very happy with the show. Even Tom, he was fixated on the reefer. The biggest thing for happened. That happened to me. Stephen said, Thursday night, we're at Ruthie Steakhouse. My wife and I decided to stay overnight so we could get up early on Friday and decided a nice post Valentine's Day dinner was in order. We were seated as Christy and Andy were enjoying their dessert. That's right, my wife next to Christy. She liked her hair. As we were enjoying cocktails in walk, Tom and Pat. They were seated towards the center of the restaurant. Both of them greeted by the manager and given menus. As Tom was looking at the menu, yes, he did look at the menu. He glanced up and saw me. I slightly nodded my head. He did the same to me. And at that moment I realized I had entered the rarefied world of Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom in the wild.

[Chick McGee]

A chill went through me. He said, thanks, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I did really not order off the menu. I eventually just asked her what to.

[Chick McGee]

Get and that's true. Hope your drives went well. They did. Thanks for your support for the Stead Family Children's Hospital. So thank you very much, Stephen.

[Josh Arnold]

We got a couple more road trips coming up. I can't say exactly where we're going to be.

[Chick McGee]

Cincinnati and Toledo or they're not confirmed.

[Pat Godwin]

Shut up, Rutherford.

[Josh Arnold]

They're baptized but not confirmed.

[Chick McGee]

Omaha and Jamaica.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Albuquerque.

[Chick McGee]

I should have took a left at Albuquerque.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you got a letter over there. Well, how was that last one addressed? The. The beginning of that?

[Ace Cosby]

Captains of the Airways.

[Chick McGee]

Captains of the Air.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Captains of the Airways. As opposed to.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have to.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna hit you with some Charlie Dore.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of layered vocals.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you know what we can do? We can record our voice many times.

[Ace Cosby]

Over and over and over.

[Josh Arnold]

And then.

[Ace Cosby]

It just cramps the bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It starts out so cool and then start screaming and then it goes into some Ave Maria voice thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I really thought that the beginning of that was something that Tom produced and it was going to go into horns.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool. See, that would have been cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I. I did kind of like that song. But that was one of those. That was one of those DJ favorites because the disc jockeys, they love songs about the radio songs. Done saying how cool this jockeys are.

[Chick McGee]

That would explain we built this city because they have a radio break. Hey, good boy. This is a big, big sound. Yeah, Right in the middle of it. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yep. That's very nice. Although I. I know that is has been repeatedly voted the worst song in the history of.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. How many times can you dismiss me? Dear fellows and lady, Both of my daughters attend school at a place called Tipton, Indiana. My oldest is in seventh grade. Had a basketball game Wednesday night. The opponent was from Logan Sport, Indiana. Their jerseys wore by the Logansport team. Just said Logan on the front for the next two hours. I heard chick in my head saying Logan in his Wolverine voice. I started to say it out loud every time they would shoot my the ball. And needless to say, my wife and most everyone around me were tired of it almost immediately. I didn't care.

[Josh Arnold]

I kept going.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, Logan, what is it now?

[Chick McGee]

I have to make a boom boom.

[Ace Cosby]

Professor, you just went carry me.

[Josh Arnold]

Which movie is this?

[Pat Godwin]

Is that actually from a movie?

[Ace Cosby]

It's called Logan and it is an X Men movie. But it's a weird. It's a great.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a boom boom, partner. You guys making that up?

[Ace Cosby]

No, but Wolverine does have to carry Professor X around.

[Chick McGee]

Professor X does. Does call Wolverine for some reason, Logan all the time. Which. Yeah. Which is in all the movies, I think.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I see.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom. This is from Michael. You go out in the parking lot on Friday morning without a jacket to take a pee. Is that what you were doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, but that would be certainly valid. But it was so cold, it would have frozen before.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't you loading your car up like in the middle of the broadcast or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the afternoon or something.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't you doing that? I saw you in the hallway with your shirts to the car with your little plastic cat. He has this plastic. Well, you Know, he has a plastic caddy he takes with all of his equipment. Your. Your band Aids and your. Your stir sticks and your sweetener.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, your face straps, your oils.

[Chick McGee]

What else is in there? Can you remember what else is in your plastic caddy that you take the.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of pens you can sign stuff with?

[Chick McGee]

You mean Sharpies?

[Josh Arnold]

No, because we use these paint pens and oil.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They were ineffective, were they?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they were.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they look.

[Chick McGee]

They were great.

[Pat Godwin]

I couldn't work mine.

[Josh Arnold]

He couldn't work his is again, Pat, it takes an adult.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a. That's a jigsaw.

[Chick McGee]

He kept going. This pen's out of. This pen's out of paint. And he handed to me, and I'd use it for the next hour.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to shake them and then press the tip in.

[Pat Godwin]

Shake them?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's what confused you, Pressing the tip in.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of which, I have a gash.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

In my hand.

[Jess Hooker]

How that happened from.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I couldn't figure it out.

[Chick McGee]

Now, now, Josh, if you would. Would you get up and look at the gash?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's a gash.

[Chick McGee]

You can see that Tom has on it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It looks like a knuckle scrape.

[Josh Arnold]

And I had to. It looks. No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, A scrape.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got. No, it's got three coats of.

[Pat Godwin]

From our travels.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Right after I. But I finally figured out how I did it. But. No, it's. It's crazy. Glued shut because it wouldn't stop bleeding.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I went to a movie with the girls when we got back, and I went to the bathroom, took a pee. I came out, and my hand was bleeding really bad.

[Jess Hooker]

Something sharp in your pants?

[Pat Godwin]

You have a real dry penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Then I realized.

[Chick McGee]

Did you scrape it on your penis? Answer, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

No. It may be called a prick, but it is not sharp.

[Chick McGee]

Is it that dry?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I figured out what it was. I was wearing the wrong kind of underwear.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, you put on your arm.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that certainly does explain it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, this will make sense in a second. All right, I ordinarily. I ordered. Ordinarily wear briefs, but I got those boxer briefs for when I go to the gym.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because otherwise, things can, you know, flop and such. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I had the wrong ones on because we'd been. I'd been gone, and I grabbed him in my haste to pack, and I realized what happened is I'd reached down to make the proper adjustments to get things out and. And the zipper. When I pulled my hand out, the zipper put this huge gash in my. So, yeah, I got it all crazy glued now, so we'll see.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm sure many a gash has been caused by an undone zipper, if you will. Or at least.

[Pat Godwin]

Jess, how do you feel about it?

[Josh Arnold]

At least violated.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a knuckle gash too. From a microplane.

[Josh Arnold]

Just from cooking?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Right out the top. See that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, those hurt. Right at the top.

[Josh Arnold]

I got. Oh, I've got a real quick story. You've worked in a restaurant, of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

As have I. Pat, you worked in a restaurant, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You were one day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You would never survive one day.

[Pat Godwin]

That doesn't sound TGI Fridays. When I broke.

[Chick McGee]

I just got done waiting on somebody and there are more people here. What's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

As you know, at a restaurant, if you cut yourself, you have to put a. What looks like a junior sized condom, say, on your finger.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And aren't they called finger condoms?

[Jess Hooker]

That's what we call them.

[Josh Arnold]

Aren't they called finger cocks?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, are they really?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. Maybe that was just the slang at the. Where I was working. But yeah, those areas, that's what they call.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I. I was a dishwasher for one year.

[Josh Arnold]

A year? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

A whole year.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. All right, well, so. So we. One night at the restaurant, we had one table we called the Monster and the Monster because it sat 12 people. So that was a nightmare for the server. So one time, one evening at the Monster, they bring the salads out and some lady pulls a bloody band aid out of her salad, screams, that's a free meal at the top of her lungs.

[Chick McGee]

Did you. Were you the cause of the band?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I actually can. I know exactly who it was. I'm not going to say his name.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Josh Arnold]

Dead now.

[Chick McGee]

And it happened 30 years ago and he could be dead. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this guy's party. You know something? He's such an idiot. He probably is.

[Ace Cosby]

It was bleeding knuckles bribe, right?

[Chick McGee]

Always.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll tell you what. He did one. I took him to the hospital. Different time. I'm not kidding. He took a blender. He didn't want to chop an onion, so he decided he could hold an onion on top. On top of the blender like this. You know, put it down into the. Yeah, turn it on. He had a. Can you imagine the pain? Shredding both their fingertips and an onion at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

That absolutely sounds like something Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely. That's why I don't cook.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This guy was such an idiot. Anyway, if you want to just does all my meals. How do you get a hold of us on this email thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Josh, bob and tomobandsom.com and here's another letter.

[Chick McGee]

Ready? Hello, radio legends. I've been listening to Tom describe his problems that he had at the Iowa Hotel. Would you care to go over them real quick? He couldn't get the blind shut.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the curtains.

[Chick McGee]

Curtains were broken.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, apparently the curtains were electric. Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Mine were not.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't find the switch. It was a great hotel, by the way. Yeah, great room.

[Ace Cosby]

But I also had no trouble closing my curtain.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, then I had a. There's one of those things with a stick on it. And you pulled the stick and that the stick was broken.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I didn't have a stick, but I just pulled the curtain.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't get it to move it because it was kind of a. Pull it. In any event, I just.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you jump in.

[Josh Arnold]

Free show.

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Because floor. Were you on five? Yeah, the. The shower was really cool. It was really big and it was glass on two sides. Oh, so if you wanted to, you.

[Chick McGee]

Could see the shower from the bed?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So you could lie in bed and watch your mate shower. I was by myself, so wasn't really fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You're with me. Why you lying?

[Chick McGee]

Very, very hot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I had Pat come up to watch me shower.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something.

[Pat Godwin]

I enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

I would pay $10,000 to watch that. And I'd laugh for a week and a half. Dear. I've been listening to Tom describe his problems at the Iowa Hotel. I'm seeing the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns has to sell the nuclear plant and move in with Mr. Smithers. Smithers still works at the plant and leaves Mr. Burns alone. Mr. Burns wanders around confused by the modern world and something as simple as going to the grocery store and buying cereal. So many choices.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's right. He doesn't know whether to get ketchup or cats up.

[Chick McGee]

He's too weak to open a slice of cheese wrapped in plastic. Tom. Of course. Too weak to open a bar of soap without a cutting tool in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

It was impossible.

[Chick McGee]

You went over that?

[Josh Arnold]

It was not. Now, let me explain. I got in the shower.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

As I did.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the shower was on. I'm wet.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I look. Oh, the soaps wrapped in plastic. Well, my fingers. My fingers are all the soap.

[Chick McGee]

Opened it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Very easy.

[Chick McGee]

Use the soap.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So I got out of the shower, took a nail clipper and clipped a little thing on it. And then thus was able to open.

[Jess Hooker]

It when you unpack, you don't undo your soaps and put your washcloths in the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

I will from now on. Lesson learned.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't travel.

[Ace Cosby]

Dog hacks.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you prepare.

[Chick McGee]

I need to start traveling with washcloths. That's a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. Bring your own. I don't know. I do, though.

[Josh Arnold]

They're a lot. They've laundered.

[Jess Hooker]

They are. But there's I no problem with their washcloth.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you don't know. And I. But after they've laundered them, you don't know who's used that room before. They can clean it again. You don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

The towels were nice and clean.

[Ace Cosby]

They're fine.

[Chick McGee]

They've certainly looked up.

[Ace Cosby]

She is real good too.

[Jess Hooker]

You know why I take mine? Because I don't like to leave makeup stains on their washcloths. I think that's rude.

[Pat Godwin]

So that's why Makeup.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

When you wash your makeup off.

[Chick McGee]

Conscientious.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that stuff hard to rinse out?

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Ace Cosby]

Gotcha.

[Jess Hooker]

Black mascara and stuff.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't need makeup and you know that. You're a 10.

[Jess Hooker]

Am I?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

That chick thinks different only.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. Well, no, I didn't say that. I said.

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind. We're gonna move forward here. Coming up, we have some interesting things in the world of sports involving the New York Yankees. We have other delights, including eating exotic stuff and. Oh, I didn't know this until this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Things you don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought Hooters was killing it. They're maybe filing for bankruptcy. Oh, and just when the. What was the. What's the other restaurant, as they call them. What's the other one called?

[Jess Hooker]

Snappers. What is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Twin Peaks. Snappers. Snappers.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, is that not.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a place.

[Pat Godwin]

A good joke, but it's not.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see, there's. There's pink eyes. There's Snappers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Snatches.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Big eye Tilted killed. That's real.

[Josh Arnold]

And the other one. One of them just did a. An initial public offering. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Twin Peaks.

[Josh Arnold]

Twin Peaks. Okay. So in any event, we'll find out what the latest is from Hooters. And we have more interesting things in the world of sports. But right now, ladies and gentlemen, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, a wardrobe Suggestion for Chick McGee from one of our friends in Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

Bring it.

[Josh Arnold]

And rednecks in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Rednecks.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite literally, scientifically. We'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Hosted by the Dickey Brothers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh good, that'll be fun. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. Get in the zone.

[Chick McGee]

AutoZone.

[Ace Cosby]

Welcome to the A to Z Savings Event at AutoZone. Yeah, happy to be here. Can I get some rotors?

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like brake pads with that?

[Ace Cosby]

How much are the brake pads free with the rotors? Free. Really, really free.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I also need some oil. Would you like an oil filter with that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

How much is that free with five quarts of oil? Free.

[Josh Arnold]

Really, really free. It's part of the A to Z Savings event. You might as well call it ADA free at AutoZone.

[Ace Cosby]

Get in the zone. Auto zone restrictions apply.

[Josh Arnold]

Asses in gear.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. And if you're going out and need a motivational thought or quote to begin your day, remember what Tom just said. Better get out there and get your asses in gear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

There isn't enough of that being said necessary necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

We need like a 60s 70s era football coach in our lives. When you get up there, like, whoa. Well, do you get enough sleep? You know, stuff like that right in your face, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get you going.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. We're gonna get you going right now. A couple quick things. We haven't really finished all of our letters. We had once again a Big trip to Iowa. Had a great time. Trip.

[Pat Godwin]

Trip it.

[Josh Arnold]

Trip it. Trip. And this is specifically to Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm here.

[Josh Arnold]

Aaron writes, I'm including a link to the Iowa hoodie with the throwback Hawkeye logo.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, excellent. I noticed it in the. The autograph line we were in. A couple of people had a throw. A nice throwback old. Like the 40s Hawkeye logo they had for Iowa. And I. I like the throwback jersey look.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Speaking of that sort of thing, we had a T shirt that we put up for sale. And I do not know the final number, but it's a benefit project for the Stead Family Children's Hospital. We still have some of them. They're going to be for sale on our website through Wednesday. Through Wednesday. So if you wanted to get one, go for it. Also, we have some new Bob and Tom stuff, including the hoodie for sale. That's cool.

[Jess Hooker]

Got the hoodie. And we also have a T shirt, too.

[Chick McGee]

And that looks like. Are there two different colors of hoodies? Because I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

No, we have this hoodie and then we have a different colored T shirt.

[Pat Godwin]

That looks good on you. Like it?

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't stop staring at it.

[Jess Hooker]

Not my breasts.

[Josh Arnold]

It's unbelievable. I don't have time to fire you today, okay? Got a lot to do. Yeah, you do. I don't. I don't want to call my lawyer.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you already in some sort of review program?

[Pat Godwin]

Weekly, I guess. Anger management classes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, who deserves it more?

[Josh Arnold]

Me. Also we. The letter continues, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, please.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a news story in involving dangerous sexual positions. This was from a study done by physicians that had treated including the most dangerous. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Can I guess?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

You might not know the name of it.

[Pat Godwin]

You got this?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

I could whisper it in your ear.

[Jess Hooker]

Whisper it.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? Stay away. Patience from behind.

[Ace Cosby]

There are injuries that happen.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, you know something? You're right. This is from a study in the International Journal of Impotence Research.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, you know how they answer the phone? Hello, Impotent researcher.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be a drag when you know the magazine arrives with a brown envelope. What is it? Oh, it's my new Impotence Weekly.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello? Hello. Limp D Hotline.

[Chick McGee]

You too.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm. Hello, Doctor. Dr. Richard Limp. Doggy style accounts for 41% of penile fracture cases.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I do have a question. Is doggy style only if she's on all fours or can you both be standing and that be doggy Style, too.

[Ace Cosby]

So long as she's bent over in front of you.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. That's doggy style.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Traditional is all for, but, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

The letter references a couple of the ones that were on this list. One of them. Once again, this is from an analysis of this from the Men's Health magazine. One of them is called. And forgive me, Ms. Hooker, I know you are a fine cook. One position is called the eager chef.

[Jess Hooker]

The eager chef.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

We had no idea what this was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't want to go into the details, but it involves up on the table.

[Chick McGee]

And he's on his tiptoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Explaining.

[Jess Hooker]

She's on a table.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Is he eating?

[Ace Cosby]

He's not.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he's up on his tips.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a very fair assumption, though.

[Chick McGee]

It says that explains either.

[Josh Arnold]

But it does say the injury caused by the potential height of the table. Balance can be lost, people fall and nearby objects knocked around, possibly hitting.

[Chick McGee]

But that's not number one. Why are you doing all these?

[Josh Arnold]

Because that's the one that's mentioned in this letter. This letter comes to us from Aaron, the guy that's supplying.

[Chick McGee]

What about reverse cowgirl?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, Chick. This is. Remember this? This is. We're still in the setup phase here. Y. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This goes on forever, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Don't jump the gun now.

[Pat Godwin]

We have a long way to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, number one.

[Chick McGee]

I have time to go out and get my gun in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

I began with number one, which was doggy style.

[Chick McGee]

That can't be number one.

[Josh Arnold]

It is number I. Look, this is a scientific study. You can't deny science. What do you think you are? You denied. You can't deny science. Who do you think you are, Robert Kennedy Jr.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a chance that they're considering reverse cowgirl part of doggy style. Since it is. Who knows? Who knows?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, that's later on. That's number four.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Christ. Read the email. I tried.

[Josh Arnold]

First of all, I like the new nickname.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, John.

[Josh Arnold]

You could. You can referred to me as Christ.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't make that.

[Chick McGee]

Now we're out. Real anger.

[Josh Arnold]

Now there's number two. Is something called the Swiss Ball Blitz, anyone?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we like that.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know this one.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know this one either.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we never did learn what it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, what is it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is this still. So technically, yeah, this is set up from Friday.

[Pat Godwin]

Does it involve cheese?

[Josh Arnold]

No, these are some of the ones we didn't get to, but this is the one that's. That he's referencing in his letter here.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, Just read the letter.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't.

[Chick McGee]

Why not?

[Ace Cosby]

Because we're all morons. We won't get it unless we get this half hour setup.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it too dirty?

[Josh Arnold]

He just thinks we're too stupid.

[Chick McGee]

I think is the thing he said.

[Josh Arnold]

I enjoyed Josh demonstrating the eager chef and especially when Josh demonstrated the butter churner move.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm glad you liked it, sir.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a move called the butter churner too.

[Chick McGee]

I think we have.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you can guess that one.

[Chick McGee]

I think we have a diagram of the eager chef. That's going to be. Yeah, there's the.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

That's the eager chef. Oh, I don't know who the purple guy is, but he's having a great time.

[Jess Hooker]

She looks all right.

[Josh Arnold]

He's really horny.

[Chick McGee]

They're both enjoying it.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

What else you got back there? Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll move forward from there. And there's. Oh, there's also the spider.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know the spider either.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Learning all kinds of things.

[Josh Arnold]

It's your. They're both on your back.

[Chick McGee]

Are those pubic. Pubic hair in your face.

[Josh Arnold]

Crab like moves.

[Chick McGee]

Spider.

[Ace Cosby]

You're both on your back. Crab like.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so, like.

[Ace Cosby]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Maybe the. Maybe the spider means while you're asleep, something gets put in your mouth. Remember that urban legend? What was it like? The average American eats 10 spiders a year while sleeping?

[Ace Cosby]

It's been completely debunked. The spiders would literally have to be suicidal.

[Josh Arnold]

And of course, the pogo stick. You can figure that one out as well. We'll move forward here. What's coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up in sports, ovi, Closer to Gretzky's all time record. Got the Hattie last night. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

He really wants that record, doesn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Sure does. We had a NASCAR race. I'll tell you who won and why. I won't tell you why. I'll just guess. We had more money given away. And a half court shot contest. Trouble in Tucson, Arizona between Arizona and the Mormons. And a hockey reporter gets hit in the face with a puck live. Surprised it happens. Surprised it doesn't happen more often.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's rough. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

No one knows music like Rolling Stone.

[Ace Cosby]

Senior writer Brian Hyatt talks the biggest music news from the biggest stars. Almost Everyone is teaming up on Drake. It's like Drake versus the world. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You first met Prince, you were driving.

[Josh Arnold]

For him before you were drumming for him.

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Pat Godwin]

Stevie Wonder.

[Josh Arnold]

You kind of have to understand how Stevie began White radio.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where the money was.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where it still is. You know what I'm saying?

[Ace Cosby]

Rolling Stone music. Now follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Josh Arnold]

Michaels. That'll be fun.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio. Remember, think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a question for Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee. Christy is somewhere in the great state of Florida, I bet. Right now she's sleeping. That's what you do on vacation. Are you familiar, Jess, with an automobile called the Yugo?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm. I'm familiar with it. I don't know what it looks like or the story behind it.

[Josh Arnold]

Why you g o the Yugo, Very small, very cheap. And I bring it up because coming up in the news later on, they may be bringing back the Yugo.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

To me, this is like saying, hey, polio is making a comeback. Oh, good. Can I drive to the clinic in a Yugo?

[Ace Cosby]

They have a special place in my heart.

[Chick McGee]

We had one.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Ace Cosby]

Growing up?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Four boys in the background.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when I heard this, I illegal as anything.

[Jess Hooker]

You pulled up another story to go with this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I did. Why? Because.

[Jess Hooker]

Because it's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's fantastic. It's about one of my favorite objects in the world.

[Ace Cosby]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

The Mackinac Bridge.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I hate that bridge.

[Josh Arnold]

The bridge going across the Mackinac Straits. It's a work of art, a work of engineering genius. Spectacular suspension bridge.

[Pat Godwin]

Terrifying.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, a Yugo drove off that bridge. Oh, man, we. And I. I remembered that and drive off or blow. It was they. Apparently it was blown off the bridge.

[Pat Godwin]

Hayster was blown off years ago, too.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. That I'm not aware of.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. Is that one of your little sex jokes? Oh, I get it.

[Ace Cosby]

Basketball.

[Pat Godwin]

Basketball. She said it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, sorry.

[Pat Godwin]

Get me in trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be. But we'll be getting to that. If you're A fan of the bridge or the car. Both those stories are coming up. But right now we dip our toes into the.

[Chick McGee]

We got one more letter from the weekend. Dear Knuckleheads, great show both Friday morning. Friday night, Tom and Chick remind me of the relationship of my older brother and I. I love him, but there are times I want to kill him. And Friday night, the show rock. Pat and Josh made my wife's evening with the Margaritaville song and the condom joke. Oh, okay, that sounds interesting. Al killed it. Never seen his act had us rolling. Thanks to Jeff for chasing the thought of chickens out of my wife's mind. Evidently Jeff told his chicken herding joke or the situation.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a number of people who are with the egg shortage, which is very serious, thinking of getting their own chickens. And Mr. Oskay can explain to you why you don't want to do that.

[Chick McGee]

And this is from Ron. I met Ron autographs on Friday morning if you get to Dubuque. Ron is in charge of the Zamboni for the hockey team in Dubuque.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, we talked to him and.

[Chick McGee]

We are all invited to ride on the Zamboni. And yes, you can drive a Zamboni on city streets, but it's only like seven or eight miles an hour top speed.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Does the street have to be icy at the time?

[Chick McGee]

No, you can evidently to move it just different places that you can actually have it on the street.

[Pat Godwin]

It rips the road up. But you can, you can drive.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It puts ice down.

[Josh Arnold]

But is there like a second tier Zamboni? Like Zamboni is the Rolls Royce. Is there like a Yugo of Zamboni's lesser ice cleaning, like the Fiorello or something? Yeah. If you go to rural Canada and they can't afford a Zamboni, it's like.

[Ace Cosby]

A steamroller with a guy with a hose in front of it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I have this wrong, but Zamboni and Jacuzzi, both Italian guys and both alive at pretty much the same time.

[Ace Cosby]

And they're both probably the same country club.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They're known for universal items that have their name now. Isn't that interesting?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I just, I remember one of the first words my, one of my kids learned was the word Zamboni because it's just such a cool machine. I used to love watching it. Still do. Really? Oh, it's great.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd love to ride on one. I'll take you up on that ride.

[Chick McGee]

We wrote on one at the Columbus.

[Josh Arnold]

Blue Jacket and it's got to be hard to steer because you got to start turning way before you get toward the wall. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Those aren't zero turn technology, I assume.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'm not too sure. Relaxing as anything. Doing it early in the morning when.

[Chick McGee]

It'D be kind of like driving a boat on land. Right. Because you'd have to.

[Ace Cosby]

It seems like it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like to stop way earlier.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

NHL news last night Alex Ovechkin had the Hattie the Capitals route the Oilers last night.

[Ace Cosby]

After the game he said he would have liked to have had more goals.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But he said I'll take three.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take three. That's fine. His 32nd hat trick of his 20 year NHL career puts him at 8, 82, 13 away from Wayno's record. Even after missing 16 cap capital key Capitals games with a broken leg earlier this season, he's now back on pace to pass Gretzky.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do they call it. Why do they call it a hat trick?

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I don't know the origin of that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know where that.

[Ace Cosby]

We looked it up one morning. I don't remember what the origin is.

[Chick McGee]

Three goals by the same. I do know this.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not throwing my hat. I, you know, I love a hat trick. You're not getting my. You know, so many people throw their hats on the ice and stuff. I'm keeping my hat.

[Pat Godwin]

They throw their hats.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like $30.

[Chick McGee]

So you know, Red Wings, of course, they throw an octopus on the ice. That's a tradition.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nashville Predators, I think. Throw a catfish on the ice.

[Ace Cosby]

I have had people sneak in catfish.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sneak in catfish. Throw it on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Would it be embarrassing if your date. They stop. All right, ma'am, we can tell you got a catfish in your pants.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I ran a marathon today.

[Josh Arnold]

So sorry.

[Chick McGee]

My apologies, sir. Where were we? Christopher Bell won the NASCAR race. The Atlanta Motor Speedway. The Hampton, Georgia former major league baseball star. Do we have the video, Hoffy. Alex Rodriguez showed his skill in basketball. He made a half court shot this weekend to win.

[Ace Cosby]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

A Bucknell student. He won him 10,000 dol.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

A rod. The 14 time all star invited to take the shot Sunday during halftime of Bucknell's basketball game against Army. The 49 year old tossed a high arcing shot and banked it and went in. Here he is. There he is in the orange, orange T shirt. There he's at halftime on the logo. Boom. And here it comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Ace Cosby]

He's as excited as anybody.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

What A thrill. He picks the guy up. Oh, that's awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

He's gonna hurt his back act.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he's gonna.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you gotta be careful there. A rod.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go. By the way, to go back one thought. Mid 19th century, the origin of hat trick. A bowler taking three wickets successfully in cricket.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. No, I do now remember that. It was a crick origin.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it had something to do with that thing where you have the three objects underneath the.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, like the shell game.

[Josh Arnold]

The shell game, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why that's wrong. So sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a gun.

[Ace Cosby]

There are three hats involved in a lot of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But by the way, you ever fall for that?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, I've done it. But I was fine if I. If it was. If I fell for it, I was fine. I loved watching the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I know you hate this sort of thing, but there's on the Internet, there's a video explaining how they. There's a trick to, you Absolutely know, where the. Follow the queen or whatever, you know, and there's some sort of faux front of a card that they use that there's no way you can win unless they want you to win. It's. It's a trick, Tom, as well.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I love that. Which is magic.

[Chick McGee]

At all.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know, but I. I love tricks that I just don't like to know how they're done.

[Ace Cosby]

To me, Lou, it was on the street, and to me, losing it, losing money meant for you. It was a tip for watching some cool sleight of hand.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like to know the backstory. Like, for example, Paddington. And as far as I'm concerned, that's a talking bear. And when they're making the movie, it's caught. Okay. Paddington goes. Anybody got a smoke?

[Chick McGee]

I'll be in my trailer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Arizona. Tucson, Arizona. The entire university has apologized after the school says some fans and the audio. I heard pretty much every person in the arena participated in what they're calling an unacceptable chant following the basketball team's 9695 home loss to BYU on Saturday night.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a heartbreaker, huh?

[Chick McGee]

According to reports and online video, as BYU is leaving the court after beating them at, Arizona, fans can plainly be heard yelling a profane phrase directed at Mormons as the teams are leaving the court.

[Ace Cosby]

That's not very sporting of them, is it?

[Chick McGee]

The first word is the F word.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The second word is the. Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they serve alcohol at those games?

[Chick McGee]

You got me, buddy. I would think. Why Wouldn't they? People sneak it in.

[Jess Hooker]

Lots of tailgating. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's a shame. You want to lose gracefully, don't you? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You show me a guy who loses gracefully, I'll show you a loser.

[Josh Arnold]

But they won, though.

[Chick McGee]

The Mormons won. Oh, I tried to explain it three different times because I knew you weren't listening.

[Josh Arnold]

You're correct.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you want to win some money playing basketball? Tom, you in for basketball?

[Josh Arnold]

Playing some making some March madness just around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. Speaking of having some fun, Ms. Hooker, you'll like this. As you know, we were selling that T shirt to give some cash to the Stead family children's hospital in Iowa over the weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And I had this great idea. I'd gotten a figure in the morning. We'd sold quite a few shirts. So I asked the crowd, should I take that money and go into the casino? And I thought that would probably be the worst idea I've ever had. So I did not do that.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm glad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, okay. Just. Just. Would have been. Would have been pretty funny except if I had to come back in and go, well, sorry about that.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I'm really sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

My most. My most sincere apologies. Coming up, we have a Hooters. We have in the news the so called restaurant change. We have James Bond. Big James Bond news. Once again, Hugo's in the news. And huge news about Pharaoh's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, did you say big James Bond news?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Big news.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the world of James Bond.

[Chick McGee]

And have they named the new James Bond?

[Ace Cosby]

No, they have a very controversial.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they have.

[Pat Godwin]

It's coming down to me and you.

[Josh Arnold]

Me or you?

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Begins and ends with Idris Elba. If he's not James Bond, I ain't watching. No reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we'll find out.

[Ace Cosby]

Melissa McCarthy isn't that interesting. The controversial.

[Chick McGee]

A better choice than the one they're going to make. I can tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

I love her.

[Ace Cosby]

I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

You know something? I think I'd go see that movie while we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

I can't get a word.

[Josh Arnold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Blame it on the bossa nova. Good morning. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker and Josh Arnold. Pat Godwin. Ace cosby on Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick. How are you, sir?

[Chick McGee]

I'm okay. You preoccupied over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's try to get organized. Got a lot going on over here.

[Chick McGee]

I know. You do? We're on the air. Remember that. Okay, well, should be job one.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, he makes it.

[Chick McGee]

Shouldn't it be instead of stirring, shouldn't job one talk. Talk in on the money.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, we'll. We'll get moving forward here. I believe we were at the sports.

[Chick McGee]

Desk and a National Hockey League announcer recovering from taking a puck to the face middle of the game. I believe we have an accompanying photo. Espn, ESPN reports. Buffalo Sabres commentator. He's a legend.

[Ace Cosby]

Rob.

[Chick McGee]

Rob Ray broadcasting during the team's match between Sabres and the Rangers. An errant puck struck him and left a gash above his left eye.

[Ace Cosby]

And now what that photo isn't showing is you can see kind of a lump. But if he were to turn his head. It's golf ball size.

[Jess Hooker]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

It's way it's protruding out.

[Ace Cosby]

They freeze those pucks before they play with us. Sure do. That's they do and they don't do.

[Chick McGee]

They don't do a lot of thawing while they're sliding on the ice. A hot mic caught Mr. Ray's immediate reaction as we all would the 56 year old scream. The expletive the big one.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sounded much like he was saying puck.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But he wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Despite the injury, Mr. Ray continued the broadcast before getting his wounds stitched up. A true warrior.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The play by play guy said, hey, did you get hit in the face?

[Josh Arnold]

Do they not have a plexiglass not.

[Ace Cosby]

Right there where he is. Yeah. No, I mean it's. It's not a. I mean it's not an easy thing to do to hit that guy. But it can happen. Obviously.

[Chick McGee]

Get done.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but obviously. But it's not happening all the time, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Because he's right there between the.

[Josh Arnold]

Somewhat interesting. That FCC almost spells the F word. All it. All it needs is you. Wow. What a badass though. Geez.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. Now is hockey play by play really? I assume. It's really hard to do. I think it's so fluid.

[Ace Cosby]

It's got to be very difficult. The key is to. What can I get.

[Chick McGee]

Not only is it fluid, but it's really fast. That's the problem. Facts.

[Josh Arnold]

As opposed to baseball, which take your time. Yeah. I couldn't do that either, by the way. That would be impossible.

[Chick McGee]

You can't do this. Whatever we're doing here. What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I just realized that. What a terrible career choice.

[Chick McGee]

I know. And you keep chugging along.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think you could do play by play?

[Chick McGee]

I have done play by play by.

[Josh Arnold]

And was it any good?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Josh and Chick did play by play a little bit at a baseball game.

[Chick McGee]

The beautiful Evansville Otter Stadium.

[Pat Godwin]

It was great. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Bossy feel.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I enjoyed it. It made me laugh. The. The players and management did not and came and asked us to stop.

[Chick McGee]

That's a true.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think the goal is to make people laugh.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well then we misunderstood the assignment.

[Ace Cosby]

We did.

[Josh Arnold]

They misunderstood.

[Ace Cosby]

You hand two monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

A couple of breakfast.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple hand grenades. Yeah. Let them loose in a china shop. Bad things are gonna happen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you walking folks in the bleachers?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

My.

[Ace Cosby]

What I forgot is that the players can hear it. And so that's because I would. I was saying things like. Like I was saying things when I wasn't supposed to be like. Well, that was strike one of. Of three strikes. You see there. You have two left out there and shouldn't have been doing any of that.

[Jess Hooker]

But I think the big complaint was is that you guys weren't playing their walk up music instead.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

We were really. We were affecting the players. So that needed to stop.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you ever.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever gotten a boss in broadcasting come up up and put their hand on the mic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh no.

[Chick McGee]

To tell you something. Oh yeah, we got that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

It was like. Why don't you guys shut up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It was done. Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Many people feel that way right now.

[Chick McGee]

Hand right over the mic.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, speaking of that, we have big news out of the Yankee camp.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think this is a huge story. You'll see.

[Ace Cosby]

Or they're out of New York. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you have.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, are they in Jersey?

[Chick McGee]

Yankees have dropped. Now this. This is a huge story. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's because.

[Chick McGee]

Yankees have dropped their ban on beards.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, well, Steinbrenner was famous for years of, like, 76.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that when he.

[Chick McGee]

50 years after it was imposed by the. George Steinbrenner, the boss. Come on. Steiny wants a bite. Hal Steinbrenner. I wonder how he got that job. Oh, he was the son of George Steinbrenner announced the change before the team's spring training opener. He called the band out a ban. Outdated and somewhat unreasonable. The move aims to improve player recruitment. The team's trying to win their first World Series since 2009. Remember, they got their age kick last year and there were some players who were not even entertaining an offer from the Yankees because they like their beards and their mustaches.

[Ace Cosby]

That's hard to believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would think. Well. Well, Ted, you can get 5 million more and shave off my. No, yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll shave my pubes off for that kind of money.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. For more money in a potential ring.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Steiny announced the facial hair policy when George Costanza was assistant to the traveling secretary back in 1976, mandating no long hair or beards. Mustaches were allowed.

[Ace Cosby]

Mattingly and he would. Went back and forth, didn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Yep, they sure did.

[Josh Arnold]

The main reason they're doing is they want to. They want to acquire some Amish and Hasidic Jews for the team. Oh, they've got. They have to have the facial hair. It's a religious thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I know New York has plenty of the one, I think you have.

[Josh Arnold]

To go upstate for the other.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Interestingly enough, the beard ban was announced by Liza Minnelli.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought the beard band was ZZ Top.

[Ace Cosby]

Very good. That's the beard band.

[Chick McGee]

The beard band.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, Hag is the first, the second word of Eliza Minnelli. You see, in the. In. In don't make street lingo, don't make.

[Ace Cosby]

Us do the work in our heads.

[Chick McGee]

No beards, no hair, no mustaches, and no hair following over their collars was the original ruling.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, this is big. This is big news for the Yankees.

[Chick McGee]

Steiny told the New York Times that year. I have nothing against long hair per se, but I'm trying To keep dirty, filthy hippies off the anchor. I made that part up. He said, I'm trying to instill certain sense of order and discipline in the ball club because I think discipline is important in an athlete.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, do you know what they don't have on the Yankee uniforms, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Their last names correct? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good. The pinstripes. Yeah, they're not going to get rid of those. And by the way, I have. They made adjustments to the member. Last year, the big controversy about the crappy uniforms, and everybody hated them. And they were the materials.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if they're going back to Majestic or not, or Nike has improved their uniform. I don't know. But something had to give. I know.

[Jess Hooker]

Is George dead? Yes, he is dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and he con. This is great. He conveniently died. This is true. This is. Any account accountant listening knows where I'm going right now. Yeah, he died. One of the very rare times when there was no inheritance tax.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it went away. And then he, as someone I. I believe stepped on the hose. I mean, he. He happened to die. I mean, I think that's cool.

[Ace Cosby]

You're not looking so good, dad.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm feeling.

[Chick McGee]

The Cincinnati Reds band facial hair back in 1902 when I did their games. And then in 1967, then general manager Bob Howsam, who I actually met five or six times.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

He started strict enforcement in 1967. No facial hair on the Reds. That ban was lifted by Marge shot in February of 1999.

[Ace Cosby]

She liked him hairy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She grew out her bush in honor of.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

She liked to keep.

[Josh Arnold]

She would have.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

They went.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, look, if we're gonna let Chris Sabo wear those goggles, we can let a few guys wear a mustache.

[Chick McGee]

I find those far more objectionable than facial hair.

[Josh Arnold]

You could do a really good sort of history of facial hair with. With even. Just with baseball, even. And I bring this up because. Josh, when is the first day you start taking off the winter beard?

[Ace Cosby]

Tomorrow will be the first. I'll come in with a new look. Yes. And you guys have voted that the first look you want to see is me getting rid of all the hair on my chin and leaving just the sides and mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, look. Look at me for one second. Now you. You have a swath of grayish hair.

[Ace Cosby]

My skunk stripe. Yeah, that.

[Josh Arnold]

That emerges quite evenly, actually, from your lower lip.

[Ace Cosby]

That'll all be gone tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of a. Kind of an upside down V. Yeah. Are you gonna. Are you gonna leave just like maybe A quarter inch of the white or are you going to take just all the white off?

[Ace Cosby]

I think. I think the way it'll work out is all the white will be off. I think that's just going to.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, where. You know, right now there is speculation of where the white comes from.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It would mayonnaise.

[Ace Cosby]

My brothers would.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it would imply. Some say that. That some women, their PH is a little more acidic, and if they have a lower pH or a higher ph, it bleaches a man's beard.

[Josh Arnold]

So that.

[Jess Hooker]

That is. That's from that.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard it was getting older.

[Ace Cosby]

There is a mortality aspect to it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there any truth to the fact that extreme stress can make your hair grow white?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

There is.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot of truth to it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to say, in my case, look at anything.

[Chick McGee]

Look at any president of the United States.

[Ace Cosby]

There are cases of people being in a traumatic. And they get their hair turns white immediately, which is so odd.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's true.

[Ace Cosby]

Really wild.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. So, Ms. Hooker, you're suggesting then that. Hey, we broke through.

[Chick McGee]

He heard you.

[Jess Hooker]

He heard me.

[Josh Arnold]

But Josh, who has the reputation of being a thorough and generous lover.

[Jess Hooker]

Correct.

[Josh Arnold]

You're suggesting that in. In the course of that, the. The. The.

[Chick McGee]

The process.

[Josh Arnold]

The effluent from the process that you're referencing is causing the hair to go wide.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what they say.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't speak to that because my lips and tongue are tired.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice tag.

[Ace Cosby]

But there may be truth.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, if by chance you were to hook up with a woman this week, will it change your lovemaking technique?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

No. Unless she decides she doesn't want to look at me. Hey, I can't take you seriously with that nonsense up there. I'm going to turn around.

[Josh Arnold]

They call it the lights off look.

[Pat Godwin]

Now, is this a civil war look for tomorrow. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And then the next day, Tom has requested the Neil Young some sort of handlebar mustache. And then pork chops.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What? Neil just had the pork chop. Just the burns.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I know at some point you want to do just this. The huge handlebar must.

[Ace Cosby]

That will be Thursday. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. We'll take a day one pick today.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But in the course of looking over the history of baseball, there's all kinds of great option variations on facial hair.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So interesting to see who has it.

[Ace Cosby]

Raleigh fingers and his mustache.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that was glorious.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's interesting because until recently, very few politicians had beards. Obviously there was a period where they had them way back 100 plus years ago, but.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Who do we determine? The last president with facial hair.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, it was a while ago.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Rutherford B. Hayes.

[Josh Arnold]

It was way back.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, Teddy had a mustache, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Right now almost Hillary Clinton.

[Chick McGee]

But that's funny.

[Ace Cosby]

She had a pluck.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll pause. Let that. Very funny. I like that joke very much. We have a vice president with a full beard.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's got to be the first.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

First one in quite some time as far as I know. So. But look for the Yankees with a beard.

[Chick McGee]

NASCAR race yesterday won by a guy. I can't find his name. There he is. Chris Bell. A sighting of sir dude the party night in the crowd.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

At the NASCAR race. There he is.

[Pat Godwin]

That's your bit.

[Chick McGee]

Even Bush Light Bandit is Bush Light. Now. Josh, explain to us your. I believe this is copywritten. This is your idea. He heard the show sir dude the party night, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Sir dude is an alias of mine. When I would. I would go to a party with a 12 pack of cans, right? And when it was finished, the. The box holding the cans would then slide over my head and I would look out through the handle like a night would and sir, do the party night.

[Jess Hooker]

This guy is wearing a case of Bush light.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a 24 pack, isn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah, that's a case face.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He got you beat.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. That's. That's the head of the round table, that guy.

[Ace Cosby]

So I'm gonna. Yes. I'm gonna guess that that guy either is the Arthur or he is.

[Pat Godwin]

That's sir drinks a lot.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[Ace Cosby]

That's Cirrhosis.

[Chick McGee]

That's almost too big. I don't. I don't know how you can see out of the.

[Josh Arnold]

How can he enjoy the race of the SCP every half hour handle hole.

[Ace Cosby]

Now I bet he doesn't follow the same rules as sir. Sir dude can't show up unless all 12 have been. There's no way that guy drank 24 beers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you can do it.

[Jess Hooker]

You'd be surprised.

[Chick McGee]

Would you share the 12 or. It only worked.

[Ace Cosby]

It all had to be me.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever meet any women while doing Sir Dude?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, there were always yes, but then none of them cared for Sir.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you ever hook up with the. With no stuff on?

[Ace Cosby]

Sir dude was not there to.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you obnoxious as Sir Dude?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, when Sir Duke showed up, the party shifted.

[Josh Arnold]

Now because you do have that famous story about waking up in A pool of urine with a woman.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I went to bed. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

With the bed. With a lady.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Present.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. And that, that was not a Sir dude night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Wondering now. Sir dude would never.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you aware of that show, that story?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I am. It's pretty common. A lot of guys do it.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Yeah. I think it's not an uncommon thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I was crazy drunk and I also was a bedwetter as a kid, so. And this happened when I was like 19 or 20, so it had to have been. Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I was 21.

[Jess Hooker]

Of course. No, we had a, we had a friend. We had a friend that we partied with in college all the time. And we would make him sleep on the linoleum floor. And at our, at our house that we rented, unless he said we would say he was like, no, just let me sleep on the couch.

[Josh Arnold]

Couch.

[Jess Hooker]

We'd say, can you give us a no P guarantee? And if he could say no P guarantee, then we knew it was safe to let him sleep on.

[Ace Cosby]

How did he know?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know, but he always knew.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

And if he couldn't say it, he'd grab a blanket and lay on the floor in the kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you gotta really like drinking.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Or you go on the front porch. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we gotta get a song out of Pat here.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hot dog. We come back when I have an.

[Josh Arnold]

Idea coming up in a few minutes. Well, good. We'll certainly look forward to that. And we'll look forward to a bearded Yankee coming up in the world of Major League Baseball. Speaking of baseball, coming up, we will be doing a couple of very special baseball shows with some special guests just around the corner as Major League Baseball gets ready for another great season. Coming up in the news, we have an unusual story about the Nathan's Hot Dog Company and what they've got going that's kind of unusual. We have ancient Egypt in the news, of all things. And a cool story about a flying car that is amazing. If you've seen this video when we come back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

There's more of the show coming up. Book your next vacation with Christy Lee and collection. Visit England, Scotland and Wales this September 28th. Visit bobandtom.com for details. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Real soon.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, there's Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick, Jess Hooker here at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, I'm Chick. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick spotted at the NASCAR racer Dude the party night.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's based on a creation of Josh Arnold. Josh, once again, you'd have to drink all 12 beers.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you'd affix the cardboard case to your head.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

As if you were a knight and you would become Sir Duke.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And I asked, I think it was a fair question if, if that was the famous night that you woke up in a pile of your own urine, sleeping at some woman's house and she was in bed with you and you, like a gentleman, you said, hey, I'm sorry, but I, I, I peed all over the bed.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I wet the bed. And she said, all right, well, I got to go to work. You stay here and clean the sheets. And I did.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

And. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now, Pat, you say you have a tribute.

[Chick McGee]

Jesus mother, that is. Whoa.

[Pat Godwin]

That was my fault.

[Ace Cosby]

That's all right.

[Pat Godwin]

I had had that on way too high.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we figured.

[Ace Cosby]

Genuinely concerned.

[Pat Godwin]

I really, I do apologize. That was all my fault.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I feel so bad now. I know how I'm going to perform now. I feel so terrible here. We're gonna try it anyway, though. Is that okay?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Any day now. You can start any day now.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom wants me to start, so I'll lengthen this intro forever. Just to piss him off. Just to piss him off. I think I might start now. In St. Louis where he was born live the man we call Josh Went on a date with a girl from work they both got eyes Pretty slosh. They did the deed and went to sleep yeah, Went to sleep oh, they went to sleep not at all I woke up so I went to the chorus before the second verse not realizing they did the deed. Shut up, Chick. They did the deed and went to sleep Woke up soaking wet Nepal a pee Josh was drunk and wet the bed she said clean the sheets before you leave now it's the chorus.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

They were sleeping on yellow piston sheets.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow piston sheets Yellow piston sheets they.

[Pat Godwin]

Were sleeping on yellow piston sheets hey. Piston sheets, Yellow piston sheets. That was perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. We now return to the Sports Desk. I can see it over there with Chick McGee.

[Ace Cosby]

I never cared for pile of pee. Pee doesn't pile. Really. Puddle of.

[Pat Godwin]

They do it again.

[Ace Cosby]

Puddle of PE with the intro.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. In St. Louis.

[Chick McGee]

No, with the intro. Tom's business so called real extreme fighting is under fire for hosting A sanctioned MMA bout between two male fighters and three female only fans. Instagram models.

[Ace Cosby]

Wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

According to Vice News, the three content creators, Alicia Bonita, Denisa Costilla and Maria Andriana.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, seems to be a theme.

[Chick McGee]

Stepped into the Octagon in a match against MMA fighters Costika Prisakaru and Sebastian Richenu.

[Ace Cosby]

This doesn't sound safe.

[Chick McGee]

The fight lasted three minutes, with the women getting pummeled almost immediately. Footage of the brutal event garnered harsh backlash from social media. Ms. Adriana took to her Instagram to say the fighters broke the rules of the contract by dealing repeated deadly blows to the neck and head.

[Josh Arnold]

What did you think was going to happen?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, apparently they had some contract that said they wouldn't do that.

[Chick McGee]

She said it was supposed to be kickboxing rules, not the pure MMA fighting.

[Josh Arnold]

She just saw the word fisting and said, I'm in. God, this is terrible.

[Ace Cosby]

And who wants to. I, I've never. Look, I know there's a whole thing out there about how guys love fights and stuff. I have never liked it.

[Chick McGee]

The last boxing match I went to, I. It was a big, big night out with Chick, yada, yada yada, and a bunch of the guys and they all had cigars and it was a big coliseum. And one of the pre fights, the undercard was two ladies boxing and you know, ding. They come out and one of them hit the other one in the face and the one that got hit burst into tears.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

And walked back and I, I'm. I've. I seen enough of this when I was a kid. I'm leaving. So I left.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I don't, I don't like it. I don't like seeing people fight. I honestly don't.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Never.

[Ace Cosby]

No, I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Me ne loved a fight in high school. I did, I did. I remember the best fight I ever saw was two girls. We were at the park and so you get all the cars around.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's where the fights happen, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Paul Ruster Park. And so we would be there and one of the girls, she was running her mouth. Running her mouth. Carrie. I won't say her last name. She pulls up, gets out of the car. This girl's, oh, now you're ready to fight. And she just pops her, just square in the face. She falls backward, gets back in her car and just drives away. Nothing else.

[Chick McGee]

Baller move.

[Ace Cosby]

I always get disturbed. I feel gross.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

See, I'm a gentle soul. I would never think about punching someone. I.

[Jess Hooker]

You got into a fight like last year.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Even sober, it's really sad.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you get in a fight at a gas station? Somebody touched your car?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I didn't get in a fight, but I shoved a guy. I was.

[Pat Godwin]

He was hurt.

[Jess Hooker]

He was. He was standing in the middle of the. Of the gas station bay, and he wouldn't move to one side so that I could go around. So I thought, okay, well, I'm gonna hit you with my window, and that's how this is going to end. And as I drove by, he punched the back of my car, and I. I pulled up the brake and jumped out, and I shoved him and just said, don't ever touch my car again. And, I mean, he was like 6 inches shorter. It could have been a child. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess then backing over the body would have been a bad idea. If they're over. If they're over 18, don't run them.

[Chick McGee]

Over 6 inches shorter.

[Jess Hooker]

You had to be a child in middle schooler. I did teach him a lesson.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the. That's. The.

[Chick McGee]

U.S. customs agents in Ohio seized $1.43 million worth of counterfeit sports merchandise. The agency said officers in Cincinnati intercepted 85 shipments containing over 4,000 pieces of counterfeit sports merchandise and memorabilia, including jerseys, coins, jewelry, and footwear. The packages contained items that infringed on the protected trademarks of several professional sports teams, including Lions, Baltimore Ravens, Kansas City Chiefs Football club. Somewhere in Dubai, I'm guessing Atlanta Braves and Seattle Mariners.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that, Tom?

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, it's.

[Chick McGee]

We've always had that conversation. You don't know what's real and what's not. Why would you buy. Why would you buy an autograph? Why would you buy merchandise?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would think the. The. The.

[Chick McGee]

You don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

1003 Pete T shirts probably go at a premium. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, I fixed it. They did the deed, went to sleep, woke up soaking, went in a pool of pee instead of pile.

[Josh Arnold]

Puddle.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but I'd go puddle because pile is essentially two syllables.

[Pat Godwin]

Puddle. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Puddle of. Are you still trying to fix that? Thank you. We're going to do.

[Ace Cosby]

Why you interrupted us.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. We were going somewhere else.

[Ace Cosby]

Baffling decision on.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I paid Pat's. I. I don't want to do sports anymore. I'm done. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, but we certainly appreciate.

[Chick McGee]

It's Pat's.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday to my little girl. Heart. Nine today.

[Jess Hooker]

Happy birthday, heart.

[Josh Arnold]

Little hearty.

[Chick McGee]

It's today.

[Jess Hooker]

The Pony nine, last single.

[Ace Cosby]

Haven't you heard her new? No. She's getting a shark.

[Chick McGee]

A shark. A pet shark. Oh, you're the best daddy ever.

[Josh Arnold]

This morning, Kelly had a. A helium balloon of a shark.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hovering around. I walked in the kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yeah, of course you did. Of course you did. God knows what it is. So fun panic is my ghost.

[Ace Cosby]

Happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a shark. Coming up, we have some really exciting stuff in the world of news today, including a car flying off the Mackinac Bridge, Birkenstocks in the news, rednecks in the news, and more. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show Show.

[Tom Griswold]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just funny, funny stuff. Oh, hi. You caught us. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Jess Hooker at the Silo Black Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chickles.

[Chick McGee]

Causing all kinds of problems.

[Pat Godwin]

Just stuffed up his own Chickles.

[Jess Hooker]

It's on its way.

[Ace Cosby]

I was wondering if you're gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Josh Arnold, there's Ace Cosby. Man, I could use an Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, that would be nice right about now.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. Is it time for the Ace Cosby Joe joke of the day?

[Josh Arnold]

It must be.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, check.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Ace. Man, I woke up laughing this morning. Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I must have slept funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that was Ace Cosby's joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

I must have slept funny as much as it titter.

[Jess Hooker]

Joke of the day, brought to you by Sleep number.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Whether they want it or not.

[Chick McGee]

Sleep number.

[Jess Hooker]

Sleep better together. Say, 40 on the new Sleep number. Special edition smart bed for a limited time, exclusively at a Sleep Number store.

[Chick McGee]

Now, just. Do you recognize this music?

[Jess Hooker]

Only because you guys play it.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we have to. We can't play the real one.

[Chick McGee]

We can't play the real Dragnet.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Dragnet.

[Chick McGee]

Jack Webb's ghost will come.

[Josh Arnold]

We've been talking about the James. The James Webb telescope because there's an asteroid heading for Earth right now.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What's the name?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm kidding.

[Chick McGee]

What's the name of the telescope?

[Josh Arnold]

The James Webb telescope.

[Jess Hooker]

And the guy on Dragnet was Jack Webb. Wow, that's. That's funny how they have the same language.

[Josh Arnold]

Free.

[Ace Cosby]

It's tenuous.

[Josh Arnold]

The James Webb teles and very dated. The James Webb telescope scope can spot dirty hippies back on earth.

[Ace Cosby]

There are some great grandfathers out there laughing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay, let me show you. I believe he does say in one of the episodes. Let me tell you something, you dirty hip.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I have no doubt.

[Chick McGee]

I'm almost certain I used to show.

[Ace Cosby]

That on Nick at night or something.

[Jess Hooker]

And I watched it Dragnet. There was a. There's a car and a.

[Ace Cosby]

The movie with Ackroyd and Hanks should have been funnier, shouldn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there is.

[Ace Cosby]

It has its moments, but man.

[Chick McGee]

And yeah, with Acro, I think they.

[Ace Cosby]

Took it too seriously or something.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't decide if they're going to let Ackroyd do a Jack Webb or not.

[Ace Cosby]

I guess he does pretty much. I mean he's, he's really good in it.

[Chick McGee]

And didn't we complain about that movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, because there's a famous scene where. In which. What's her name? Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's in Trading Places. This is.

[Josh Arnold]

Takes her top off and he goes.

[Chick McGee]

This is a different.

[Josh Arnold]

He goes and thank you Ms. West.

[Chick McGee]

But are these the breasts of a 42 year old woman or something?

[Ace Cosby]

And oh, they don't show the boobs.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's in Dragnet.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's not Jamie.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they were trying to keep a PG 13.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And it's like why not just show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and they didn't show.

[Ace Cosby]

It has its moments.

[Josh Arnold]

Not enough to exactly sit down and watch. Watch it.

[Pat Godwin]

What's the one?

[Ace Cosby]

Rosie O'Donnell is in another stakeout.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I thought that was dragged into.

[Chick McGee]

Garden of Eden or something.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Exits of Eden with Ackroyd.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, isn't she in a leather get up in that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, unfortunately.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, we need a sexy co star. Who should we get? How about O'Donnell? Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Joe? Okay. Why? No, no thank you. Joke. They got Joe O'Donnell, of course, former punter for the Buffalo Bills.

[Chick McGee]

He's less hairy. Thank you. You know Rosie, University of Michigan, you know, she does.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I love her as an actress, honestly.

[Chick McGee]

What's the matter? What are you saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Joe O'Donnell, University of Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, don't know him.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, Long time player for the Buffalo Bills. We have. By the way, did that complete our sportscast?

[Jess Hooker]

You gave up because you were tired.

[Chick McGee]

I gave up. I was tired of that, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's move over this way. We have Ms. Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee this morning.

[Chick McGee]

I Thought we were going to do some hillbilly. Some hillbilly special presentation.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's a story coming up.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it is?

[Pat Godwin]

Let's do it.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we don't have to do it now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It comes out of the Denver Zoo.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

On.

[Josh Arnold]

I was not aware of this particular critter.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's Jazz Hooker with a Denver News story.

[Ace Cosby]

Learn us, Hux.

[Jess Hooker]

The Denver Zoo has announced the birth of a baby marsupial known as a rednecked wallaby.

[Chick McGee]

I take offense to that name.

[Jess Hooker]

The Denver Post reports that the Joey is the first marsupial born in the zoo's new down under habitat and is the firstborn of Mother Adelaide.

[Ace Cosby]

Remember our cousin Joey? He was. We called him that because he was born with a pouch right in his neck.

[Chick McGee]

It was out of his neck.

[Ace Cosby]

Must have been some of that Appalachian rot. Gut caused that pouch.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people said that was.

[Jess Hooker]

I think I hate this bit as much as Tom and I.

[Josh Arnold]

And I love it.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm already shocked we've gotten away with as much as we have.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people said he was inbred, but I didn't believe it.

[Josh Arnold]

We knew he wasn't from our family because he smoked Newports.

[Ace Cosby]

Never lost his keys.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

And he always. He always had his keys right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Smoke Marlboros in his family. You go to hell.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm gonna look up the redneck wallaby. Wallabies are Aussie.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they are. Yeah. A small kangaroo.

[Josh Arnold]

Ergo, the down under habitat.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's what it's called.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Can you say anything without being insulted?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, obviously. Look at my. Look at the crew here. One has to talk down when you're up here.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it looks just like a kangaroo.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wallaby doesn't have a redneck.

[Jess Hooker]

The zoo said that Joey has been seen peeking out more, which means it's becoming more curious about the world. And getting closer. I don't know, out of Adelaide's pouch.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know about its neck, but it's Packer's. Red as Mama. As Mama's lipstick.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't you have to tie that wallaby down? Isn't there a big song?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that time we came home unexpected and we saw Daddy peeking out of Mama's pouch? Remember that?

[Ace Cosby]

I do remember it.

[Chick McGee]

He was out. All you could see was his two eyes.

[Ace Cosby]

I said, oh, you guys must be wrestling. And he said, no, son, we're humping.

[Chick McGee]

See, now you like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You think this is wrestling?

[Josh Arnold]

Very helpful.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I just like the. The word humping.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Pat Godwin]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something interesting in this news story that I was not aware of.

[Jess Hooker]

Animal caretakers cannot tell the exact, exact birthday of wallabies because as soon as they are born, the jelly bean size young quickly crawl into the mother's pouch where they will develop for 12 to 17 months.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that amazing? They're. They're the size of a jelly. Jelly bean.

[Ace Cosby]

And then they live another year in that pound. Yeah. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be funky in there for sure. You know, Month nine. Hey, could you possibly get out of Wilders to poop?

[Jess Hooker]

The zoo estimates that this joey was born around September 4th.

[Pat Godwin]

You think.

[Josh Arnold]

You think those pouches in the back of the seats on an airplane are nasty? You don't have a baby roo in there pooping every couple minutes. Wasn't that a sweet.

[Ace Cosby]

Are they like nipples in there? It must be getting sustenance.

[Jess Hooker]

Somehow I think that her nipples are. They hang down in there. Like he can just grab it and pull it down and.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's. That's too long for a nipple.

[Chick McGee]

That's way long.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean the breast.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good question. They're not down in there already.

[Jess Hooker]

Think so? Because the pouch only comes to if.

[Chick McGee]

You can tuck your nipples into your belt.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, should probably. You don't want nipples as long as Geral water bottles.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I do.

[Chick McGee]

I like a big nipple. You like it.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't. Less is more. What? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You like a big nipple?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. Speaking of water bottles. Kind of hot dog brand. Nathan's Famous is giving away cans of New York City tap water. Water. The company announced.

[Ace Cosby]

They always claim that's the clean water in the world.

[Chick McGee]

That's why they make bagels.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I lived in New York going to Columbia. Delicious. The water is excellent.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Ms. Parker and I were sitting one day talking.

[Jess Hooker]

The company announced that it is giving fans a chance. Chance to savor an authentic taste of New York with New York's famous tap water by Nathan's. Sourced directly from the state's most famous resource.

[Ace Cosby]

It's very good. Voted.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure you're not familiar with the aqueduct system. Some of the best water in the country. I bought the. I bought the vintage 1975, which comes with a syringe in the can for that authentic. That authentic East Village 1975 feel.

[Jess Hooker]

Nathan's famous suggests using the canned water to boil its hot dogs for three to six minutes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Four packs of water, along with a coupon for a free pack of Nathan's famous hot dogs will be given away to select winners online.

[Josh Arnold]

The water doesn't give them the flavor. The flavor comes from the unwashed hands of some vendor from an unknown Eastern European city.

[Chick McGee]

Are they implying that the best way to make hot dogs dogs is to boil?

[Ace Cosby]

This is kind of genius.

[Jess Hooker]

New York water.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I, I just throw them in the microwave now.

[Josh Arnold]

Always. I love to boil them. Yeah, I always boil them.

[Jess Hooker]

If they're not on the grill. They're boiled.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say, yeah. Grill, of course, is number one. But it is right in the mic.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I see the hot dog toasters that I purchased, all of you are being put to good use.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't get one for me?

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't get one.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't get one either.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't get.

[Pat Godwin]

What are you talking about?

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe I didn't get those.

[Josh Arnold]

You bought one for yourself.

[Jess Hooker]

Christy and Ace.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe five for yourself, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

How many hot doors can a guy eat? You. You make him 60 at a time.

[Ace Cosby]

Just running around, pushing down to.

[Josh Arnold]

I like a big lunch. The hot dog toaster, that is really a cool device.

[Ace Cosby]

It's silly.

[Josh Arnold]

They go in, they go in vertically.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna walk us through this now.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I think the average person is not aware what a hot dog toaster is.

[Chick McGee]

I think they can. I think they can figure it out by saying hot dog.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet if we took clipboards, went to a nearby mall, fewer than 30% of the people would.

[Ace Cosby]

Would know that the rollers do a pretty good job, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

I love them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dog, is that essentially grilled or.

[Ace Cosby]

Are those steamed in there?

[Chick McGee]

I think we were just, we were on the road this weekend, ballpark. We went into a convenience store and it was lovely. A huge convenience. But you know me. What do I like at the convenience stores? Chicken salad, tuna salad. I went over, right over there.

[Pat Godwin]

How was it?

[Chick McGee]

And I always. But I'm not stupid. I always check the date to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Did you get Madame to.

[Chick McGee]

And I said, hers is the best. Cut that out. I. It said April 3rd.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we got plenty of time.

[Jess Hooker]

That's too long.

[Josh Arnold]

How could anything, anything last two, four weeks?

[Jess Hooker]

There is no real food.

[Chick McGee]

No. It's six weeks from now.

[Pat Godwin]

Would you buy it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I forgot about March. Oh, dear God.

[Chick McGee]

So I went up to the. And I said, does this mean it's at 44 03? And I said, does this mean April 3rd. And she said, yeah, it does. So I, I went ahead and bought it.

[Ace Cosby]

Unless they were how to taste.

[Chick McGee]

I'm fine. So, so far, Tastes good.

[Ace Cosby]

What? They could have been going the British way. It could have been March 4th.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Who doesn't? Yeah. Yeah. What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

What convenience store in the middle of Iowa doesn't go the British way?

[Chick McGee]

That makes sense.

[Pat Godwin]

To ship them in from England.

[Chick McGee]

That makes absolute sense. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Was it a cucumber sandwich that would have been British?

[Chick McGee]

No, it was chicken sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I, I don't trust those roller things. You have no idea how long they've been on there.

[Ace Cosby]

You can tell.

[Chick McGee]

You don't trust anything. That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

It's fine.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

It's cured meat. It's fine. It's not. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but what's it cured of?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there's no syphilis. Gonorrhea maybe?

[Chick McGee]

No more syphilis. You.

[Pat Godwin]

You just went with 20 on the accent charge.

[Chick McGee]

Oh God. I'm. My guys, you suck.

[Josh Arnold]

Sucked me in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my God.

[Pat Godwin]

20 from you and 20 from you.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, if you're not listening to the.

[Josh Arnold]

Bomb and I don't wash my hands.

[Chick McGee]

On your Raycon earbuds, what's wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Gives the dogs a nicer taste.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something very important. Raycon everyday earbuds are the perfect partner for the gym, your work, phone calls, premium audio that goes where you go. And the latest model Raycons have an updated 32 hour battery life and multi point connectivity lets you pair with two devices at once. And Raycon has a quick charge function. Just 10 minutes of battery charging yields 90 minutes of battery.

[Josh Arnold]

How does it do that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, but Raycon does. And Raycon's has active noise cancellation and you won't find that just anywhere at this price point. Raycon's everyday earbuds also vibrant colors, royal blue, blush violet, forest green, and even more limited edition colors like rose gold. And if you don't love them, which I've never heard tell of, they have a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy. So go to buyraycon.com tom to get up to 20% off site wide. 20% off everything on Raycon's website, including 20% off all headphones too. Go to buyraycon.com Tom that's buyraycon.com Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

And don't forget those great regular over the ear headphones. They are also excellent. Thank you very much. RayCon coming up. Ms. Hooker, what have you got over there that's appealing?

[Jess Hooker]

How about some news about The Yugo. I, I want to learn about the Yugo. I don't know anything about this car. You seem to like it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a legendary crappy car.

[Jess Hooker]

Legendary, crappy.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's, it's on the way back. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, look at this. Look what I found.

[Pat Godwin]

I am so horny.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin being horny. There's Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick. We got our a little pop up store for the next few days. I understand. @bobandtom.com we have a handful of the shirts left from our big Iowa extravaganza that's a benefit project for the Stead family Children's Hospital. So if you were at the show and got one, great. If you just want one. Anyway, anyway, check it out on our website. Also, we have a couple of other shirts I just noticed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Including a hoodie. So there's next few days.

[Chick McGee]

Also, I'm cleaning out my closet. I'll just put up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I've got a few Dickies work shirts.

[Chick McGee]

Mail them out.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

That'll be helpful.

[Josh Arnold]

We fortunately have finished the sports component of our program and we move over to Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

We've done like three news stories and you're recapping. We've done sports.

[Josh Arnold]

What's. Because it seemed to never end. I wanted to make sure that people know there was a cap.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, ready?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Pay attention to this first part.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

On September 22, 1989.

[Chick McGee]

Got it.

[Jess Hooker]

Ms. Leslie Ann Pluhar died when her car. In 1987, Hugo plunged over the 36 inch high railing of the Mackinac Bridge.

[Chick McGee]

And that wraps up news from yesterday.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a reason high winds were initially blamed, but an investigation later determined that the driver had lost control due to excessive speed.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Her car jumped an outer guardrail and fell off the bridge. That's the end of the story.

[Ace Cosby]

Perished.

[Pat Godwin]

So why is that being told today?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, because first of all, it was in a Yugo. And Josh, you said your family had a Yugo?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, for a couple years.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. So right now they found out it was due to high speed and not wind?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. The newsworthy part of this is that the Yugo people are bringing back the. It was one of the cheapest cars you could buy in the United States at the time.

[Ace Cosby]

My Parents claimed it was as reliable as any car they've ever owned, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it diesel?

[Ace Cosby]

I think if you put diesel in the Yugo, it would just shoot straight up into the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Interestingly enough, the.

[Chick McGee]

Were they from Yugoslavia? Weren't they from Yugoslavia?

[Josh Arnold]

Little tiny little wheels and yes, they loved it.

[Jess Hooker]

We had a Honda Civic hatchback that looked very similar to that that we had a Gremlin. Yeah, that looked like it too.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible.

[Ace Cosby]

Ours was a manual.

[Chick McGee]

I had a Gremlin.

[Pat Godwin]

You called it a manual?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Spanish car.

[Chick McGee]

Then they got another one.

[Josh Arnold]

They called it Emmanuel too. It's a softcore porn joke.

[Chick McGee]

And then there was Emmanuel in Paris.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a junkie car that I think had no safety features and junkie.

[Chick McGee]

Car you can find used Yugos for sale.

[Jess Hooker]

Was it just that one type? Like that one model?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

The Eastern European Cold war era bargain car is trying to make a comeback. It's the Vastava. You go. According to the autotopian, the angular subcompact vehicle based on Fiat technology was launched in 1980 and garnered a cult like status even after production ended in 2008.

[Chick McGee]

You know, for all we know, Vostava mean American pig in Yugoslavia.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's look it up, you know, Right, look it up.

[Pat Godwin]

When the Yugos, they come to the four stop sign area, you know, everybody's got to go, no, you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. No, from what I understand, you go nowhere. Most of the time you go to.

[Chick McGee]

The bottom of the barrel.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you go that. Great joke. I can't tell about Italian boots. Tell it.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Italian, Italian tires.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they're both are kind of. Let's go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a classic in any.

[Chick McGee]

Go back to the convenience store, ask that guy to tell it.

[Josh Arnold]

The, the point is they're bringing this car back apparently. And I wanted to underscore the fact that one of them did blow off one of the most beautiful bridges in the world, ladies and gentlemen. I see, of course, the beautiful Mackinaw Bridge.

[Ace Cosby]

Now are they bringing them back for. I mean, will they be in America?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's the idea.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I guess, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is this a. Is this going to be a forever thing with you? You and the state of Michigan? Is this like. Is this our.

[Josh Arnold]

Our people travel around the world.

[Chick McGee]

Our yolk to carry around our necks.

[Josh Arnold]

For the rest of the Mac Bridge.

[Jess Hooker]

Is an incredible way about you and the commanders.

[Chick McGee]

That's not true at all. And don't say that, don't say the C word.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry. Apparently, that's the C word, part two. I was aware of it. No, the. The Mackinac Bridge is gorgeous. Up there by Mackinac Island. Ironically, by the way, when this woman and her Hugo were blown off that bridge, she. She screamed, fudge.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what that means.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get it.

[Jess Hooker]

Mackinac. Fudge.

[Josh Arnold]

Mackinac island is famous for its fudge. Is it? And those who visit there are called fudgies.

[Chick McGee]

That's just not a joke. I'd rather hear aces. Any of aces jokes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the fact that you're. You're just uninformed. Those that are not ignorant would get that joke.

[Pat Godwin]

No one got that.

[Josh Arnold]

God.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm regional. Regional humor.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It is regional. For those. All right, Those that have been to Mackinac, thank you for teaching us.

[Jess Hooker]

The prototype for the Hugo is expected to make a debut at the belgrade Expo in 2026.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's day. But what day? Butt.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you pronounce it wrong.

[Ace Cosby]

Debut.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's the car? It's in a bot.

[Ace Cosby]

I'd love to know if other people enjoyed their Yugos. My. I. You know, we were.

[Chick McGee]

You stand by it.

[Jess Hooker]

How old were you?

[Ace Cosby]

Grade school.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, four grade school boys in the back seat.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that. Which I'm sure wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, they had Yugos just for the ladies. You know what they were called.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Pat Godwin]

You go, girl.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't hate it because he really.

[Josh Arnold]

If you would have been fudged, I would have hit the button quicker if you had laughed at my Fudge reference, but no. Anyone who's been to Mackinac island knows you have to get the Fudge one.

[Chick McGee]

Were you.

[Ace Cosby]

I've never been. I've never been.

[Chick McGee]

Were you excited when you got the Yugo and looked forward to it and thought it was cool?

[Ace Cosby]

No, we thought it was kind of embarrassing because we knew it. We knew that it was a punchline.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

But. But it. But I'm grateful that we had a vehicle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So did the oldest.

[Chick McGee]

Could he drive it? Or John or.

[Ace Cosby]

I think Jeff may have learned to drive in the. When.

[Josh Arnold]

When you went out with your family, did your dad always drive?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. Now my mom. Yeah. For the most part, I would say.

[Josh Arnold]

Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When you were a kid, did one parent always drive? Drive?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, the one I lived with.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why as soon as I started that, I realized, yeah, my dad.

[Jess Hooker]

My dad drove everywhere. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Unfortunately, my dad did drive when my mom should have.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't drive.

[Pat Godwin]

Alcohol level 2.5 people lost the mailbox.

[Josh Arnold]

Or two.

[Pat Godwin]

But we got home.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Sorry. Fudge. You see?

[Jess Hooker]

Fudge.

[Josh Arnold]

Fudge.

[Chick McGee]

Fudge.

[Ace Cosby]

My one grandma never learned to drive.

[Chick McGee]

My dad never learned to drive.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Further the emasculation, my brother doesn't drive.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. James. He's in New York.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But he doesn't, but he doesn't know how to drive a car.

[Pat Godwin]

Nope. Doesn't have a license.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he was in prison.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, well, yeah, that's, that'll help.

[Pat Godwin]

I was the one in prison.

[Ace Cosby]

It's hard to be a subway masturbator when you drive.

[Josh Arnold]

True.

[Chick McGee]

Are you glad you brought him up now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's probably a thing, I suppose. On the freeway, guys driving by, looking over and.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, I, I this is probably not safe, but the cheerleading bus. We looked down one time when we were in middle school.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, what's the guy supposed to do? He's driving next to a cheerleading bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Jesus.

[Pat Godwin]

Bunch of hot women.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Middle.

[Josh Arnold]

So he was, so he was looking up at the. Thank you. Look. Look at the time. I bet it's time for anything else.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Amazon, Amazon, Amazon, Amazon, Amazon. MGM announced that it is taking the creative reigns of the 007 franchise after decades of family control.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe they'll make a decent movie now.

[Ace Cosby]

Surely.

[Josh Arnold]

Bassey. Ladies and gentlemen. Which one is it? It's. It's Goldfinger.

[Ace Cosby]

It's okay that she doesn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, nobody knows who that is and can remember the movie it's from. Tom, we're closing in on 70 years.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I think, I think Goldfinger is.

[Chick McGee]

This is like talking about a trip to the moon.

[Jess Hooker]

No, for me, to be honest, 2000s, when you talk about 007. For me it's a video game game.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

That is, that is era where I grew up.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely. You're absolutely right.

[Josh Arnold]

Seven meant that the agent had a license to kill. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And the most famous version when it first came out. Dr. No. That's when Sean Connery started it. And he would do several more off and on.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And anywh.

[Ace Cosby]

Who. Amazon and mgm.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Longtime Bond custodians Will. Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli have formed a new joint venture with Amazon, MGM Studios. But the parents said they would be stepping back while the studio will have creative control.

[Ace Cosby]

Why are they stepping back, Tom?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean, Fudge and Broccoli, they.

[Josh Arnold]

Mentioned that one of them is quite elderly and the other One is.

[Ace Cosby]

The other's a woman. There's no business.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she's the daughter of Cubby Broccoli, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she is the daughter. And Mr. Wilson is. Is his. Is his stepson, who is 83. Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

But what's interesting. So if you were paying attention, you'll notice that at the top, it's Amazon.

[Ace Cosby]

But it was boring.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazon owns. Amazon owns Bond now, which. So the obvious thing is the next Bond villain has to be Bezos. I mean, he looks like the perfect Bond villain. Mr. Bond, I expect you to die with this nice appliance I [e-mail]. there's a famous, famous thing in all the Bond movies where Bond walks in to headquarters and they have all the gadgets. And he would famously walk around and he would show him.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Q was the guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's the only good part. And they're. They. They're not in the movies anymore. Do you pay attention when. When. When James Bond acts like the petulant child? Do pay attention.

[Ace Cosby]

Do bring this one back in.

[Jess Hooker]

They ripped that off of Mr. Gadget, the cartoon. Because they do that in the beginning of Mr. Gadget Inspector.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But it would be.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure it was Mr. Gadget.

[Josh Arnold]

They'd be showing him some watch. And then later on in the movie, he'd press the button. It would kill a guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Or the great scene, the greatest scene of all, is when he's in the Aston Martin and he presses the eject button and the guy goes flying out of the car. So cool.

[Jess Hooker]

25 Bond films. That seems like too many.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's about.

[Ace Cosby]

No, they're.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, it's about 23 too many.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Thunderball's a really good one. The original.

[Ace Cosby]

That's my favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a really good one.

[Ace Cosby]

That is my favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

But I got a good storyline. Great, beautiful underwater photography.

[Ace Cosby]

For a while there was like, every two, three years they would come out, and typically around Thanksgiving, it was always a cool, okay, yeah, I gotta go see the new Bond.

[Josh Arnold]

But there was a certain wit about them. They've gotten kind of serious lately. They don't have. Do they have the gadgets anymore?

[Ace Cosby]

They did. And Pierce Brosnan and I don't know if there was a Q. Wasn't Q a young guy in the Daniel Craig? Yes, he was Ben Wish.

[Pat Godwin]

A nerdy guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is it Ben Wish? I love him. Yeah. I didn't notice that.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's the guy who voices.

[Josh Arnold]

Paddington, but I heard that they're. They're not going to do Q. They're just going to have the gadgets you purchased on Amazon.com and a salute to Mr. Bezos.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's what I forget.

[Ace Cosby]

Forget.

[Josh Arnold]

So have you ever seen James Bond movie?

[Jess Hooker]

Just the Pierce Brosnan one that came out in high school, I guess probably for me now.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people say he was the best Bond.

[Jess Hooker]

I would. I would. I think so. The only one I know.

[Ace Cosby]

He was fine.

[Jess Hooker]

The only one I know.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think any of them are bad. They're all. They're all good. There are some that are better.

[Josh Arnold]

But who would be your.

[Chick McGee]

Who would be your favorite Bond, in order.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Sean Connery is James Bond, but.

[Ace Cosby]

The thing about Connery is he's also in the absolute worst Bond movie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true. D. What's that? Never say never again.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

That was one that was done by a really obscure based on a different contract. And they were. It wasn't done by the broccoli people.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't have the music. The great.

[Ace Cosby]

It sucks.

[Josh Arnold]

The great John Barry music that makes those Bond movies so great. So I never cared for. What's his name, Roger Moore.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't mind that.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Thanks. But the. Daniel Craig was very serious. Do they have. Is he done done or they have one more company coming out with him?

[Ace Cosby]

No, he's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's done done.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Done.

[Ace Cosby]

They're looking at.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's Dragnet.

[Ace Cosby]

Sorry. There's talk that Frankie Muniz is the next.

[Jess Hooker]

You think they'll make it a woman?

[Ace Cosby]

No, there's chatter.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Not chatter. You mean demands?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah. There could be.

[Josh Arnold]

Demand that.

[Ace Cosby]

It'Ll be the star of Amelia Perez.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

There you.

[Josh Arnold]

You go.

[Chick McGee]

This is. This is the best thing from the Bond movies. That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice guitar sound, Jess.

[Ace Cosby]

You're right, though. There's a whole generation of people that. That game was.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I can tell you the opening credits. We played it all the time. It is. It's a great game.

[Ace Cosby]

The original Golden Eye.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would recommend that you watch maybe Goldfinger and Thunderball or Dr.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are all Sean Connor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. And there's usually some crazed, crazed billionaire that wants to take over the world, much like Jeff Bezos. But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, we. We got that, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

The. The.

[Chick McGee]

You're trying to hammer home.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think it's. I think it's. If you look up.

[Chick McGee]

We all rely on Mr. Bezos and his wonderful company.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. I have some effort coming right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Excuse me, are you aware of who the sh. Shaw 2 sis in Goldfinger?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not.

[Chick McGee]

Mrs. Peel. Right. What's her name?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, the. In Goldfinger. Oh, the woman.

[Chick McGee]

Honor Blackman.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Honor Blackman was the actress. Do you know who she portrays? And I'm not making this up.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

The name of the character is Galore.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

She was a trans. Trained actress. Very good actress early on.

[Chick McGee]

I think she was the original Mrs. Peele on the Avengers.

[Ace Cosby]

Hence, you know, Austin Power with.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of vagina.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, a lot of vagina.

[Jess Hooker]

How do they get away with those names?

[Josh Arnold]

The question is, why did they get away with those names? I just can't imagine the editor of Ian Fleming sitting around going, oh, okay, that makes sense. Galore. Okay. Yeah, they got done. Okay. Irene Snatchola. Okay, that's a good one.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of looters coming up, her.

[Ace Cosby]

What's coming up in the news?

[Jess Hooker]

Hooters.

[Chick McGee]

Hooters.

[Josh Arnold]

Hooters. The breastaurant.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is once again in the news.

[Ace Cosby]

Whoever taught you that?

[Jess Hooker]

And no, it's in the story.

[Chick McGee]

Restaurant and meet cute. And I had never.

[Josh Arnold]

I had never heard breaster on. And it was in the story a couple of weeks ago.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't make it right.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't say it makes it right. It just happens to be the parlance of that industry.

[Jess Hooker]

You guys want to go to Hooters after this?

[Ace Cosby]

I like their smothered chicken sandwich very much. Vagina juice.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you want, Hook?

[Ace Cosby]

Is that the sort of filth you were asking?

[Josh Arnold]

I could have had a vj. Oh, hey, now he's playing along. Right now, the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy and thinking about yourself, maybe even thinking about accessing therapy. And you're thinking, well, I don't know. I don't want to go there. And I'd like the person. And I don't want to have to go across town and blah, blah, blah. This way, with Better Help, you can eliminate a lot of that stuff. And it's kind of a good way to introduce yourself to the world of therapy because the therapy is done online, so it's a lot more convenient. The way it works is you'll fill out a questionnaire. You'll be linked with one of some 30,000 credentialed therapists. By the way, 5 million people. People are taking advantage of the BetterHelp system. So see what I'm talking about by visiting betterhelp.com btshow. Like I said, the therapy is done online. So it can be like a zoom call with a camera going or it can be like a, like a phone call or even texting back and forth. It's up to you. And obviously it's very convenient because you can do it wherever you want to do it with your, with your phone, with your laptop, with your desktop, whatever works for you. So see what I'm talking about. About Visit BetterHelp that's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow the BTShowPartle knock 10% off your first month. So if you've been thinking about doing some therapy, now is an opportunity to do it in a way that's a lot more convenient and perhaps will take away some of the things that some of those barriers that have prevented you from doing it before. Find out some of those green flags in your life and move forward. Have a great 2025 with better help. Betterhelp.com BTShow we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

There. Breathe deep.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, everybody. There's Jess Hooker and Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, Ace Cox Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick mcgee. Thanks again to everybody in Iowa and the places northwest, south and east that came to see.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Get your life together, Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat is sneezing. Sneezing into his.

[Chick McGee]

What medicine do you need to stop you from sneezing? From the Afrin heroin. I just put up on these. Chick Magee on Instagram, the wonderful Josh Arnold. And a picture. We caught him in the world's most uncomfortable chair. It's pretty exciting. That was a very odd chair where.

[Josh Arnold]

The designer made a chair look nice but very, very uncomfortable.

[Chick McGee]

Real thin and really high arms.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Odd looking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It was like you were trapped in it. We had a really nice time in Iowa over the weekend. Big show.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Thanks to all who came and we.

[Josh Arnold]

Did sell a special shirt and we're donating the money to the Stead Family Children's Hospital. And there's a handful of them left, I understand. We're putting them on our website today with some other stuff so you can check that out. Bobandtom.com thanks so much for joining us. Right now, Jess Hooker is sitting in for Christy Lee, who's on vacation this week. Jess, what have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

The breastaurant chain Hooters is reportedly preparing to file for bankruptcy.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Citing anonymous sources, Bloomberg reports that Hooters is working with law firm Ropes and Gray to ready a filing.

[Ace Cosby]

Sales are like some of the veteran waitresses there sagging.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

There's room for all.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The court process would likely begin within the next two months.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Bankruptcy for Hooters.

[Ace Cosby]

That doesn't necessarily mean they're going away.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to say tata, you. Hooters has gone.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think. Do you think it's gone out of fashion to go see a scantily clad ladies.

[Jess Hooker]

No. There's still those types of restaurants popping up.

[Chick McGee]

We had.

[Josh Arnold]

We had the story just a few weeks ago that Twin Peaks.

[Chick McGee]

I could see somewhere where on NASDAQ it would be objectionable and things like that. For have a restaurant like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I've. There's a Twin Peaks that I drive by all the time, and it's never not packed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's usually really busy. There's also the Tilted Kilt.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds dirty.

[Ace Cosby]

Sexually dressed as well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they called it that because they couldn't call it flashing Catholic school girl.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, they couldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

That would have been a popular.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody would have forgotten that name. I tell you that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I. Who knows? I don't know if.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe. Maybe the quality's gone down in terms of service.

[Jess Hooker]

I like their wings.

[Ace Cosby]

I do, too. I'm a fan of their food and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Love them.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't been in a long time. I should go.

[Chick McGee]

While you still can. Ladies and gentlemen, what we're laughing at is Pat is out in the hallway.

[Ace Cosby]

He had to leave because he was sneezing in here.

[Chick McGee]

He's having a sneezing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we just heard him sneeze.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, yeah. But you got to preface it by saying he's been whining all morning because he didn't have any Afrin. So you guys.

[Jess Hooker]

So I ordered him some Afrin, and it just got delivered.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think Pat's issue is lack of the right medicine. I think it's the presence of a dog he's allergic to.

[Jess Hooker]

That's exact. I mean.

[Chick McGee]

And we. We called that, too. He's allergic to a dog. But evidently his son wanted a dog. So.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys talked about this on the air?

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, here he comes.

[Josh Arnold]

Here he comes.

[Ace Cosby]

He's got stuff on his nose there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, that looks good.

[Chick McGee]

Now Are you bleeding or what's going on there? Why you have thing?

[Pat Godwin]

What do you mean?

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, that'll get.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking about Hooters apparently, or might actually file for bankruptcy. It's hard to see, but it reminds me of this piece from Joel Lindley. If you give me just a minute here. Joel Lindley is. Is our guest. Now, do you drink at all? I do drink, but that's got to be scary. I went to buy beer the other day and you know they sell non alcoholic beer, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Which is a good idea, but did you know they sell it by the keg?

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Pat Godwin]

What kind of a loser consumes a whole keg if you don't drink?

[Ace Cosby]

Fine.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, having no duels, but you know, don't do funnels. What are you gonna brag to your.

[Ace Cosby]

Friends the next day?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, dude, you should have been there. I mean, we were pounding that keg till four in the morning. I was so bloated.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Then I drove everyone home.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool. You know, there's a gigantic warehouse of stuff I don't get and they serve non alcoholic beer there.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what I don't understand? Hooters has food to go.

[Ace Cosby]

Who the hell's that for?

[Josh Arnold]

Joel Lindley. Raise raising a couple of very important points.

[Ace Cosby]

I like that point, but I. I am a Hooters to go guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And again, the term breastaurant. Not me, apparently. It's an industry term, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Ace Cosby]

No one says it.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, there's lots of bars that are just bars that have girls with cleavage showing, right? I mean, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But nobody goes, hey, I want to go to a restaurant tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

But the word. Okay, here it is. This is the source on this. I know cnbc.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, well, you know, I don't care. It doesn't matter.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna say you don't drop trust them.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I. Well, I don't trust any. Any news source.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Are there dicksterants?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think. I know.

[Ace Cosby]

There was. There were rumors of a Peckers, which.

[Pat Godwin]

There was a Peckers.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. It did exist.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a restaurant called Peckers.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I guess so what they wear.

[Pat Godwin]

It was dudes. Like I. And I never went.

[Ace Cosby]

Probably like bikini bottles.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you fail the audition?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I went sky some weekends, but I didn't go with. Yeah, I feel that.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Pat and I both applied for Peckers. And yeah, they had us working their sister store, thimbles and needles.

[Josh Arnold]

But see, see, restaurant works because it's got the word Restaurant right in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, dicks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Dickster.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that really still made me laugh. Yeah, we'll have to think about if there's another.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, if that were the case, it would be like, you know, men cleaning up after themselves, up after me. It wouldn't be how they were dressed.

[Ace Cosby]

All right. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It would be their caretaking, sensitive guys. Right. Yeah, it would.

[Pat Godwin]

A guy who listens to you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a woman will talk and he'll go, oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Like you guys are actually engaged in what I'm saying.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't really need to know what you want to eat, but tell me more about your day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's. How's it going?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that would be a tough job, wouldn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

I could.

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind if I do you mind if I take a seat?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't care what you acting interested in what a woman has to say. God forbid.

[Chick McGee]

Yammer some more.

[Ace Cosby]

Be interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

I hate all of you. Is that interesting?

[Pat Godwin]

Learn how to tell a story.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Have a point.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Beginning, middle, end, anything. Well, coming up, what have we got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up.

[Jess Hooker]

Birkenstocks. Turns out they're not art, they're just shoes.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't think art. They were.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, well, you know, a guy wins a casino jackpot and can't keep it and.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'd be furious.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, it's, that's, that's kind of a weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Angle on that one.

[Jess Hooker]

And then the taste of the wild outdoors that Tom teased earlier. Some interesting food on the buffet. We'll talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, Stingray casserole.

[Ace Cosby]

Yum.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll take anything else. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

They there. Thank you for my. A friend.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of autos, we had an interesting story about the famous car, the Yugo. Yugo, the Yugo. Apparently the company that used to make them is going to try to bring them back to the usa.

[Ace Cosby]

I think there's a market for them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I got a letter from a former Yugo owner. Dear Tom, the important thing to check when buying a Yugo know is that the rear window defroster works. That way your hands won't get cold while you're pushing it.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Someone took advantage of our texting line. We certainly appreciate that. Also, we had a story about the. According to. I guess it's Bloomberg that Hooters may be filing for bankruptcy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it is described as a breastaurant.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

It turns out that that word appears to have gained mainstream recognition in the early 2000s.

[Pat Godwin]

But the point is no one says it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill trademarked the word restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. But no one uses it.

[Ace Cosby]

I. I mean you yourself hadn't heard it until two weeks ago.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I'm just saying it appeared in a. In a serious news story. I was just passing along the information. I think it's. What are those called? Those combination words that I. Portmanteau. Yeah. Like motel is a motor hotel.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Often somewhat forced, like edutainment. If I hear that, I want to jump. Okay. So in any event, we'll see what happens with Hooters.

[Ace Cosby]

Hoots.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it. We should go for lunch. Let's support.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you'd like to see a version of that for the ladies.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. A dicksterant.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I see. I don't think dicksterant is a. What is that? A portmanteau.

[Chick McGee]

Which is just as much sense as.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

No, because restaurant. The word restaurant. Just add a B and you've got it.

[Jess Hooker]

Can I say the one that starts with a C? So no. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

That's rest.

[Chick McGee]

I think there is a. Cocky's a cockies. Yeah. I think. I think it's in South Carolina. Gamecocks University. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So they do that Halloween thing. Boo Cockies.

[Chick McGee]

I know you don't want to get.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to get the oyster stew.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Cocky is the name of the mascot.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The Gamecock. His name's Cocky Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I figured that makes sense. What else have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

A Pennsylvania man won a $57,000 casino jackpot.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But has been barred from collecting it.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Jess Hooker]

Pennsylvania State police said that the 46 year old Philadelphia man was on the gaming floor at Parks Casino and Ben Salem when he won the 57, 000 jackpot. However, he had self excluded himself for life from playing casino games in Pennsylvania. According to whtm.

[Chick McGee]

Hit him. Hit him hard.

[Jess Hooker]

The state's self exclusive list allows individuals affected by problem gambling to remove themselves from the ability to place Bets. The man was therefore unable to collect the jackpot and was instead cited for trespassing at the casino.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Those on Pennsylvania's self exclusive list voluntarily banned themselves from casinos. Internet based gambling, video gaming terminals and phantom see sports wagering.

[Ace Cosby]

I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Self imposed bands can be either for a set period of time or for the player's lifetime.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that sucks.

[Ace Cosby]

It does suck.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally I'm on a roll and.

[Jess Hooker]

But how do you not. I. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how they can not pay him.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, the weird thing is most of those casinos you have to get like a card and you have to show your ID to get that card, get into the casino area. You.

[Jess Hooker]

They could have stopped it way before.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You think they'd go, hey, you're, you know you're on a list, right.

[Jess Hooker]

If that's the case, they should give him all the money he bet that day. Back to.

[Josh Arnold]

Agreed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know, but that's wild. Sucks. That sucks.

[Jess Hooker]

Suck. Sorry, bud.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about the restaurant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I've been told of a via email from Todd. There is a. A restaurant in Mooresville, Indiana. An Asian cuisine. It is called Dongs.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, is that of the Todd we know?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Todd Gak.

[Chick McGee]

No, not Todd.

[Josh Arnold]

Dongs.

[Chick McGee]

Dongs.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe that's the person's name.

[Chick McGee]

D O N G. Maybe. Very well might be.

[Jess Hooker]

Where is it?

[Chick McGee]

Mooresville.

[Pat Godwin]

It has hot males serving the food.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't say that.

[Ace Cosby]

We're gonna get a lot of this.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like they got Eggles.

[Ace Cosby]

Connecticut. There's one called Pickle Pants.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

I'd go to Pickle Pants.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always happens.

[Pat Godwin]

Pickle Pants.

[Jess Hooker]

I like Pickle Pants.

[Josh Arnold]

This one I think is pronounced. This one I think is pronounced Clytes.

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell Tom or Josh. I'm sorry, Are you irritated by this, the, the, this correspondence?

[Ace Cosby]

A little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Did you.

[Josh Arnold]

And is it, is it true that isn't it true? No, I'm asking. I, I did not know this, but the Phoenix restaurants, that's pronounced not foe.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that correct?

[Ace Cosby]

That is correct.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

And is there actually a place that is that word followed by the word king?

[Ace Cosby]

Probably.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, for sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Somebody will let us know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty good.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry, Mark.

[Chick McGee]

The guy who's the guy who sent in Dong will send that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I want a picture.

[Ace Cosby]

Wiener Shack.

[Pat Godwin]

We're gonna get it all now.

[Josh Arnold]

The Wieners Shack. Balls.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm sure that's a place.

[Chick McGee]

Bals Ballsies.

[Jess Hooker]

I would go to all of these places you go to ballsies. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What you order.

[Chick McGee]

Little tickle, little pickle and ballsy have the ballsy special.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I don't follow that. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't follow.

[Jess Hooker]

A German court has ruled that Birkenstock sandals are not art. Birkenstock, which is headquartered in Linds Am Rhyme, filed a lawsuit against three competitors who sold sandals that were very similar to its own. The company argued that its tradition of shoemaking goes back to 1774 and that its sandals are copyright protected works of applied art.

[Ace Cosby]

That is silly.

[Jess Hooker]

That may not be imitated. However, the Federal Court of Justice disagreed, ruling that for the copyright protection of. Of a work of applied art. Art, there has to be a level of design that must not be too low.

[Josh Arnold]

So in other words, just if your shoes look similar to Birkenstocks, it's. You're not going to get sued.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Aren't they pretty? Aren't they fairly basic sandals?

[Jess Hooker]

They're very basic sandals. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they were contending that there are. That it's art.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. Yeah, nice try.

[Jess Hooker]

No. You know how Tom's, the brand, Toms, has come in and kind of ripped off a couple of pairs of shoes?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're. There's some. There's some brands that have been very, very specific and trying to rip that off.

[Ace Cosby]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a. Is there a non. A Crocs version of Crocs is.

[Jess Hooker]

There's lots of. And now there's. Nike and Adidas are making their own versions. Everybody has a version of Crocs now. Yeah. Boat shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you feel about wearing Birkenstocks with dark socks?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't mind it. Do what you want to do. Yeah, yeah. I'm a fan. I mean, if you're comfortable, I'm. If you like it, I love it.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you feel about wearing Birkenstocks if you're not a gay woman? Woman.

[Jess Hooker]

Then I'm out. Because I. I got burks. I don't have the Subaru, but I got the Burks.

[Ace Cosby]

I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I've always loved the lesbian aesthetic. I've always. There's one major detail that I can't get on board with, but other than that.

[Chick McGee]

What's that?

[Pat Godwin]

What's that?

[Jess Hooker]

I like the clothes. It's the vagina.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I thought you meant clothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Jeez.

[Chick McGee]

The girl. Girl. Girl. Girl action.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think I like the D too much.

[Josh Arnold]

Comedian Andy, what about the. What about the Pachuli?

[Jess Hooker]

No, not really. I mean, I. I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

As comedian Andy Smith once said, Jess, I don't even like licking stamps.

[Jess Hooker]

I get that.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

What's coming up, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

We have rave birthday party for a woman who's turning 105.

[Ace Cosby]

A rave.

[Jess Hooker]

A rave.

[Chick McGee]

105.

[Jess Hooker]

We've got another freaking course. Scor. Scor. Film.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Score. Film. Stacy. Cessy. What do you guys say?

[Pat Godwin]

You're not even close.

[Chick McGee]

He's a genius.

[Jess Hooker]

And then we've got to talk about this taste of the wild outdoors. Still the.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? It's not tuna casserole.

[Chick McGee]

It's snail casserole.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it was stingray casserole.

[Josh Arnold]

Stingray casserole. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Snail with a little eyes coming out.

[Josh Arnold]

Of the top right now. Just around the corner, of course, March Madness. And that means that tis the season for prize picks.

[Chick McGee]

Prize picks. The second half of the basketball season is here. I like to give him that looks that he thinks I don't know where.

[Ace Cosby]

Where we are.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

If we have time, we have King Tut. New I quite surprised, actually, that this is coming up in the world of news, but we'll see. We'll try to squeeze that in. As well as news about having your car frozen to the ground.

[Ace Cosby]

Start it up.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll see what I'm talking about. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bomb and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Hello, hello, hello. There's Pat and Jess. Josh, Ace. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom, how are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick McGee. There you go. Sorry. We have the SILAC Insurance news desk currently being woman by Jess Hooker as you mentioned. And we will will be continuing with our news highlights. What have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

I want to touch on this. A woman is hoping to celebrate her 105th birthday with a big dance party. According to the BBC, Ms. Hilda Jackson from Ripley quote, loves to dance and party and she wants to have a rave for her birthday on February 25th. Fingers crossed, sister. Fingers crossed, yeah. Staff at Holbrook Hall Care Home are now organizing the festivities complete with glow sticks, UV paint and a live dj.

[Ace Cosby]

And a ton of E. So much that's key.

[Chick McGee]

So much E. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Facility manager Rebecca Wass said the music would be traditional party songs from across the decades.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

A rave.

[Pat Godwin]

Is she gonna dance?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah, you better believe.

[Josh Arnold]

What is the. What is. How does one distinguish a rave from a dance party? What is the.

[Jess Hooker]

You lights are usually out.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And usually more. More edm. Techno house.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you ever go to a rave?

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of ecstasy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of acid.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I had a blast at a rave.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of hooking up.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, A lot of hooking up.

[Josh Arnold]

She's 105.

[Jess Hooker]

She's 100.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll probably end at 4:30 in the afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. They may go all the way to 7:00.

[Jess Hooker]

Dinner service. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Well, good for her.

[Ace Cosby]

We're gonna party until ncis.

[Josh Arnold]

This Molly girl sure is popular. I still haven't met her, but it's fairly every guy in here's honor.

[Jess Hooker]

What is Molly?

[Ace Cosby]

Ecstasy.

[Pat Godwin]

NBA.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Not that I would know it's a.

[Chick McGee]

Mood elevator, but that's.

[Jess Hooker]

And of course you the come down.

[Chick McGee]

Have to take the mood D elevator.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

After it goes away.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, got it.

[Chick McGee]

That's a problem.

[Jess Hooker]

An unusual event in rural Pennsylvania saw a crowd of 150 people feasting on 14 species of animals, including okay, but not limited to Stingray casserole.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

And bear stew.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Taste of the wild outdoors. Set up the unique buffet inside the Pine Grove hose hook and ladder fire company. Company.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

The menu included as we said. Stingray casserole, bear stew.

[Josh Arnold]

No, wait. You've eaten bear, right?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I have. They asked me to leave the Golden Corral.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you'd had eaten bear.

[Jess Hooker]

Bear? No, not bear. I've had other things. I've. I want to say a joke, but I'm not going to.

[Ace Cosby]

Why did you think she ate bear? Bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. We were talking about It. Last year, I guess we had a letter from someone who had eaten it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. No, I haven't done.

[Josh Arnold]

Bear, obviously had venison.

[Jess Hooker]

Had venison. Had elk. Had boar.

[Pat Godwin]

What does elk taste like?

[Ace Cosby]

Is that.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that good?

[Ace Cosby]

It is good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. It is gamey. It's gamey. If you like the gamey flavor.

[Chick McGee]

What is it about me that I think bear would have a bad odor just because.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. That there would be a funk. I don't know. But. I don't know. Maybe there's a. A tinge of salmon common in bear.

[Ace Cosby]

I just assume they're riddled with worms.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you ever seen those videos where they're coming out?

[Josh Arnold]

What? That's okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Real gross.

[Ace Cosby]

I have not now. Yeah, I'm with Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

So what else are they serving?

[Jess Hooker]

Raccoon on Dewey. Bobcat Lo. Me. I don't know why that makes me laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Bobcat Lomaine.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of this won't.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

You won't be able to really tell what you're eating.

[Jess Hooker]

The meat. I want to try the meat. Just the meat. Meat. I want to. I want to. Exactly. Rabbit. Kielbasa.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've had that.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want the rabbit. Kilbasa.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, why not?

[Josh Arnold]

You'll always find a hair in it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's. I thought it was the other way.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it made you jump.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was going to be jumpy. No. I surprised you. Yeah. Barely did. No effect.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

On the. On the audience response.

[Ace Cosby]

But you turn any meat into sausage, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, There's a lot. There's a lot of seasoning in sausage.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So you can mask the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The crappy flavor.

[Ace Cosby]

Stingray casserole. That is really something.

[Jess Hooker]

The aim of the event is to encourage anglers, hunters, and trappers to make full use of the animals they kill and raise money for youth outdoor activities.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

The mystery meet this year they always have a mystery meat. Apparently it was alligator, which you've had alligator, right, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I have. It was deep fried at the dog track, believe it or not.

[Jess Hooker]

And nuggets. I've had it in nugget form.

[Chick McGee]

Alligator nuggets. And you dip them in. It's an alligator bites, but it just tastes like. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicken nuggets.

[Chick McGee]

Some meat.

[Ace Cosby]

Seasoned to hell.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You couldn't tell.

[Josh Arnold]

And this was all these meats were at this special event with 150 people. This is the traditional menu for the. When the Illuminati meet Natural to decide the fate of. The fate of the Western civilization.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they. And Eastern and the Masons.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, of course. They get together and they plot. They plot what's happening in the world.

[Jess Hooker]

All of the game on the Mason menu was legally harvested somewhere in the United States, much of it in Pennsylvania.

[Ace Cosby]

I would happily attend one of these. I think it's fascinating.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever seen the movie the Freshman? No, I love that movie.

[Chick McGee]

I have not seen that movie. Because you love that movie so much.

[Pat Godwin]

You haven't seen the Freshman?

[Jess Hooker]

What's the story?

[Chick McGee]

All I know is there's a commercial.

[Ace Cosby]

Underground supper club and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not a prequel to the Grab Graduate.

[Chick McGee]

No, but that's very funny, though.

[Ace Cosby]

That is very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good. Very good. It's about humor.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you. Don't you. Wouldn't you prefer it if we just say that's very good instead of laugh? Isn't that nice?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, in this room it is actually. Yeah. If you guys laugh, I think it's patronizing.

[Josh Arnold]

You didn't. It's. It's about a. Part of it is about this. The what? They have a. They cook something very special.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Komodo dragon.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I thought it was Pete.

[Josh Arnold]

Marlon Brando was in it in a. Hilarious.

[Jess Hooker]

How old is this movie?

[Ace Cosby]

Late 80s, early 90s.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't he doing like a take up? I mean, he's.

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's got one of those little teeny cups for espresso. He just is pouring sugar in it. And you realize that's probably how he drank it.

[Jess Hooker]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's a man of a certain size at that point.

[Chick McGee]

Give me a shovel.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me a shove. It's good. It's. I think you'd like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's a. There's a cooking theme to it of sorts.

[Jess Hooker]

All right, I'll check it out. Thank you. Dwayne The Rock Johnson is set to star alongside Leonardo DiCaprio and Emily Blunt in a new Martin Scorsese film. According to Deadline, the movie will center around a mob boss in Hawaii and will feature a script by journalist and author Nick Bilton.

[Chick McGee]

And as a very special presentation, Josh Arnold. Arnold has a limerick about Emily Blunt. Josh?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. There once was a woman named Blunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Again. Yeah. Thanks for coming by. We have a.

[Ace Cosby]

She was in the fall guy. That had many a stunt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, Very good.

[Ace Cosby]

She took a bad fall and now she can crawl.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And when she crawls, she lands on. Away from her, you can see.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Her shunt, that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Is there. Is there a Hawaiian Mafia? For real?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. There must be. There's a mafia everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, organized crime.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When you and more than two people get together, it's organized crime.

[Josh Arnold]

I said the Hawaiian Mafia.

[Ace Cosby]

That's really interesting. And why not Dwayne the Rock Johnson's a good choice for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Good acting.

[Ace Cosby]

Is he Samoan? What is he?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

He's not one of us.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. I got something better.

[Josh Arnold]

The idiot.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. He's not regular.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he isn't. He's not one of the normals.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think they deal in Hawaiian Mafia? Like pineapple and Spam? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You wake up in the middle of the night, there's a pineapple in your bed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, right. Nothing. Okay, I get it. What are you doing, Jess?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I was.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, the. You know, the. The leader of the Hawaiian monsters.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Don Holy on.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Don Holy on.

[Pat Godwin]

There had to be something there.

[Josh Arnold]

John Corlua.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

What is the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I've never been to Hawaii. What is the. Is it port? Is that the.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a coconut paste, I think, isn't it?

[Ace Cosby]

It's a paste. I don't know if it's coconut.

[Josh Arnold]

And then what? And then where they have those big beach parties and is that. That where they cook the pigs in the sand?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I know they have. They play bingo too. On blankets.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Beach blanket.

[Jess Hooker]

Were they in Hawaii?

[Chick McGee]

Bingo. No, Southern California. I'm sure.

[Ace Cosby]

I always like the. The classic like Fuddy Duddy in those beach movies.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Walking along.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Too much noise.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man, Steve it down.

[Josh Arnold]

And who was.

[Chick McGee]

Who was the guy crapping our party?

[Jess Hooker]

Who was the guy? I remember Annette Funicello. But who was the guy, Darren?

[Ace Cosby]

Frankie Avalon, Right?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It was always Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but the old crabby guy in one of them was Woody Woodbury, who died at the age of 100, I think, a couple years ago.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say Buster Keaton was the old fuddy duddy in one.

[Josh Arnold]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

Speech. Blanket movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the great Buster.

[Chick McGee]

A legend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, by the way, I. I did see the new Paddington movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you love it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you did? And you're waiting. What?

[Ace Cosby]

Paddington in Peru?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. The first one was good. The second one was the best movie made in the last five years. This one is only. It's only. But there is chick. There is a Buster Keaton reference.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'll. It's great. That's very, very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

The movies. It's. You couldn't get any better than the second one. It's. It's okay.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen the second one.

[Josh Arnold]

The second one's terrific.

[Chick McGee]

Double header.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's also a. By the way, when the movie is over, don't get out of your seat.

[Ace Cosby]

What if I have to pee real bad?

[Pat Godwin]

What if.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. What if I want to go home? There's a. There's one of those things where you think it's over and then there's crap.

[Chick McGee]

There in the seats.

[Pat Godwin]

Sleep there overnight.

[Ace Cosby]

Man wants us to poop in our seats.

[Chick McGee]

Sanitary.

[Josh Arnold]

You like that sort of thing?

[Ace Cosby]

Dude, why are you into poop? Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm going to read another story.

[Pat Godwin]

You hired us.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, please do.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if you guys did this one already. A user asked Reddit, what is something sexual that you are never doing again?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Some of the responses included beach sex.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Beach sex is a big no. No.

[Jess Hooker]

You will forget about the sand and then you will quickly remember the sand.

[Ace Cosby]

Way better on paper.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The sand, meaning you lay paper down.

[Pat Godwin]

Still good.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I would say the same with water sex, too. Hot tub sex. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

All works.

[Jess Hooker]

Whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

Love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Pat. Very old.

[Jess Hooker]

Getting it. Getting it on in the wolf woods. So many mosquito bites.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy.

[Pat Godwin]

Up against the tree.

[Chick McGee]

Well. And you're just asking for a tick. You're just invite. It's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Put out the dinner bell for the ticks.

[Jess Hooker]

Nobody wants a tick on your.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that one of your socks? It is now, baby.

[Jess Hooker]

Tick on boy.

[Ace Cosby]

He mumbled everything but the word dick.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I think. I think tick came through pretty clearly too, now that I think about it. So we can't say tick on a dick.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

And then cooking and eating directly before sex.

[Ace Cosby]

You want some bacon?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a no no for me.

[Jess Hooker]

Had a casual thing back in school with this guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Over at his apartment, and he had just made himself a grilled cheese. No biggie. Right, right, right. Well, he didn't inform me he had made his grilled cheese with Tabasco sauce. And I quote, one finger in and I audibly yelped.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's rough.

[Chick McGee]

Spicy.

[Josh Arnold]

Does that ever.

[Jess Hooker]

I know someone that that happened to, but it was. They had had jalapenos on their tacos. And then on your Hands. No, on his mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

I was with a girl who Frank's red hot. I was like, boy, you really do put that on everything.

[Chick McGee]

When you say everything, you mean everything? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Are there. Does that. How do I. After going through one's body. Is that. Does that any of that stuff ever.

[Ace Cosby]

Can you tell if the person had Tabasco earlier in the day, like. Like they say you can with pineapple and things like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Good question.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

I think if enough. Enough of something is ingested that. That it will. There will be a tinge of that flavor.

[Chick McGee]

I've heard that semen has every ingredient in your body in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Everything. It's like an everything bagel is in season. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

What if the woman has a peanut allergy and the man has eaten peanuts?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, she shouldn't be. I mean, if you have a nut allergy, is a nut allergy.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a restriction. Restrict the nature of the activity.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you remember Oscar's story. He had. He dated a girl who had to have random drug tests and she tested positive after she hadn't been smoking, but she had fellatiated.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I would have gone with something. Let's keep it there. That.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're gonna leave it right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Let's stop right there.

[Chick McGee]

I like it. I like it very much.

[Jess Hooker]

And it. And so it showed up. Up.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

On her drug test.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, and her shirt.

[Jess Hooker]

No, if it was on her shirt, it wouldn't have been on a drug.

[Josh Arnold]

It's built. That's really interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. You can imagine the stories people have about stuff like that though, that when they're telling their probation officer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Anything to get out of that.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to watch. Watch your. Get what you get on your fingers even when you're a gentleman using the. The men's room.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You can transfer right to your.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't want to. You don't want to grab certain things.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I know. I was in there one time giving a hand. Never mind. And thank you. I had one hand in and he. Yo.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean anything like that, even like chopping jalapenos for me and then doing this like wiping your nose.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Gets in there.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something, Josh. Sweet, sweet, sweet man.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Lovely man.

[Josh Arnold]

Now we have a pop up shop. How long is this going to be up till Wednesday. Okay. And on it we have a new. A new hoodie and a new aventime T shirt. Also, we have a handful left of our special tribute shirt. We did for our trip to Iowa over the weekend. That is a benefit for the Stead Family Children's Hospital. And I do not have a number on how much we raised, but I know it was a, it was a big number.

[Jess Hooker]

We'll know Wednesday for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And thanks, thanks to everybody who, who bought those shirts at our show on Friday night. And we did get a letter from a guy who I, I mentioned that if you buy the shirts, you're guaranteed to be lucky in the casino. And we certainly had a letter about that already. So that, that just proves my point.

[Jess Hooker]

How'd that work out?

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely guaranteed.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, for that gentleman, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh good. Very good. So once again you go to bob and tom.com to find out about, about that shirt. Coming up, a few more of these road trips. We'll give you the details down the road. But right now, now let's talk about being at home and feeling safe and secure.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Simply said, one of the great things about simply safe, the word simple is in it for a reason. It's, it's not one of those things you're going to be concerned. Oh my God, my alarm is going to go off constantly because of blah, blah, blah. No, in fact, Chick Magee put his in himself years ago before we were even talking about it on the radio. Yeah, so Check it out. Simply safe. We certainly appreciate them. And you hope you'll get a chance to check it out. Coming up, we have some interesting things in the world of history. A lot of good stuff. A lot of good news coming up this week, including giant beavers, loose bulls, a flying car.

[Chick McGee]

How, how, how big?

[Josh Arnold]

Giant beavers. And we have a Pharaoh news. The Pharaohs, of course, the famous gang from the movie American Graffiti. The Pharaohs. It's all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Speedway.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Goff.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Ace Cosby]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick. Good to see you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Good to see you as well, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple things. I guess we'll do this later, but right now let's. We have to do our little history lesson for you, all right? Would include a birthday or two.

[Chick McGee]

History time now for today in history. Is that too loud? Does that sound all right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you're good.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody sounds good now?

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, you fixed it.

[Josh Arnold]

On this day nine years ago, I had a pretty bad case of something. And oh, also my daughter Hart was born. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, you had the love hangover.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I. Oh, but it was. She's a. She's a beauty. She's out there. Nine years old.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Happy birthday, heart.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday, Hardy. Now, we go way back for more birthdays. Wilhelm Grimm. You know who that is, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. Not Grim Stories. Grim. Was he an author?

[Josh Arnold]

Grim Fairy Tales.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So he was one of the brothers. What was the name of the other one?

[Jess Hooker]

That's right. Brothers Grimm.

[Josh Arnold]

Adolf.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was Josh. Gustav.

[Pat Godwin]

That's on you, Jim.

[Chick McGee]

What. What name did. What was the one Grim's name?

[Josh Arnold]

Wilhelm.

[Chick McGee]

No, it was a G. It was a G.2. It was Goose. They were twins. Gustav.

[Ace Cosby]

It was Goose and Gander.

[Chick McGee]

Gustav and Gander. Grim.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Please get your facts right.

[Josh Arnold]

I. If they were twins, why wouldn't they both be on there?

[Ace Cosby]

That is.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, he got you there.

[Ace Cosby]

That's one of the tales.

[Chick McGee]

And that was the twins who didn't.

[Ace Cosby]

Have the same birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Part of the. That was part of the he. The other one wasn't 1159.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, there have to be twins that don't have the same birthday tomorrow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, that's what happened.

[Chick McGee]

One was born today, another one you'll have tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I wonder what the record is for. For time between.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the spread, I think. Days really.

[Josh Arnold]

Days.

[Ace Cosby]

Days that one baby just won't come out.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have to really push like load it up when you're impregnating for a twin?

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, you know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

It must be so not do it for a while and build up big.

[Josh Arnold]

Load holding back for 45 days.

[Chick McGee]

Man. A giant mass. It just.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so the Grim's fairy tales and a stupon. Is that where the word grim comes from? You say something was that was really grim?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

None of those were really meant for children.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're really. Doesn't the wolf eat grandma?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're going to eat me like the book says.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that joint.

[Chick McGee]

Fine, fine. Joke.

[Jess Hooker]

The longest interval between twin births is 90 days.

[Ace Cosby]

That doesn't even make sense.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. But it's in the case of Molly and Benjamin West.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what year was this?

[Jess Hooker]

1996.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa. Really?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't. I simply don't understand.

[Jess Hooker]

Molly and Benjamin west, eternal twins. Born in Baltimore, Maryland on January 1 and March 30, 1996. 6.

[Pat Godwin]

That's amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

A cesarean wasn't. They had.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Maybe the one they want. They was obviously one of them was.

[Jess Hooker]

Premature and yes, Molly was born three months premature and she was able to wait and have Benjamin three months later.

[Ace Cosby]

That's crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is, by the way, Jacob Grimm, Wilhelm's twin, apparently born in 1785.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that has to be the record.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Yeah. Well, there's your. Right, that's longer.

[Josh Arnold]

Other famous Wilhelms. Anybody got any Wilhelm? Wilhelm? Wilhelm Reich.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I was thinking it's gotta be German.

[Pat Godwin]

Brad Wilhelm.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Wilhelm Construction.

[Ace Cosby]

The Wilhelm Scream who wrote.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there you go. That's probably the second most famous Wilhelm.

[Chick McGee]

And here it is now.

[Ace Cosby]

George Lucas loved it. It's like from some.

[Chick McGee]

It shows up in all these movies. You'll hear it and you go swap screen.

[Jess Hooker]

That's comical.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's. But it's used in lots of movies, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Can you do that?

[Jess Hooker]

Can you. Could you.

[Ace Cosby]

Pretty good.

[Pat Godwin]

Pretty good.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is the origin of that?

[Ace Cosby]

Like a. A stunt man in some old western. Then.

[Chick McGee]

Then it just became sound like you got your hanging a ringer over here.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't even find. Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

About to make twins wins.

[Josh Arnold]

Wilhelm Reich was the author of the orgasm books.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Who wrote the book about inside the third Reich? What was that guy who wrote the book of love? Smokey Robinson.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the architect. That was the arc. Hitler's architect.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he wasn't though. I thought he was undercover or something. He was a good.

[Ace Cosby]

Hitler's architect was Frank Lloyd Wright Reich.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good. Hang on. Instead of. Instead of a laugh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry. Let's move on here. Happy birthday, Abe Vagoda. Do you know who that is?

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

He played what character?

[Jess Hooker]

Real old Tessio. He always played real, real old.

[Josh Arnold]

Even when he. Even when he was fairly young.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Was he in taxi?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm 19.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in.

[Jess Hooker]

Who was the guy in Taxi that kind of looked like him?

[Ace Cosby]

Christopher Lloyd Kind of looked like him.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Abe Vagodo was famous. He was great in the Godfather.

[Jess Hooker]

He was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Tessio.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

And he's. He. He was on. I was to say Fish. He played Fish in the TV show Barney Miller.

[Jess Hooker]

None of this happened. And the TV show by the time I was born.

[Josh Arnold]

Barney Miller is a great show. Well worth watching. You can find it if you can somehow find it. Don't you agree, Ace? Not a great show. Barney Miller.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Ace Cosby]

Big fan. One of the great theme songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Jack sue was in the.

[Pat Godwin]

Going on there.

[Josh Arnold]

Jack sue had every gig for an Asian actor there for quite a while, I would assume.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he would have had more jobs, but he spent a lot of his time in course.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he was very, very litigious man.

[Josh Arnold]

Steve jobs, born in 1955, hence the term.

[Chick McGee]

You really got jobed.

[Josh Arnold]

He did for black turtlenecks what Hitler did for the toothbrush mustache.

[Ace Cosby]

Money can't buy a cure, can it?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see.

[Jess Hooker]

Or a belt, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Billy Zane. You know Billy Zane is.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he was real popular after the Titanic.

[Josh Arnold]

Bad guy. He was the bad guy on the.

[Ace Cosby]

Titanic and in Demon Knight.

[Chick McGee]

Played the Phantom in the Phantom.

[Ace Cosby]

He sure did.

[Chick McGee]

And overall that didn't work, did it? No, it was awful. I want people to watch it. To go to chicks out of his mind. He hates. He. He likes this movie.

[Josh Arnold]

The late Mitch Hedberg, born in the state of 1968.

[Ace Cosby]

Laughter. Can't buy a cure, Floyd.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I find about handball is the wall is relentless.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Born in 1977. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I can't stand Floyd Mayweather senior.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's a real problem.

[Ace Cosby]

Senior over the third.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

On this date in 1998, Elton John was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II with.

[Chick McGee]

The handle end of the sword.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a really great video posting a video of Elton John tribute.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, just caught us singing love songs. Tumbleweed. We sing it every now and then.

[Josh Arnold]

That's posted right now.

[Jess Hooker]

It's going.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, cool.

[Chick McGee]

We got to sweeten it and yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We gotta add some horns to it.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll post some photos.

[Chick McGee]

Tune.

[Josh Arnold]

And we'll post some photos from our adventures in Iowa. We had a great time. Thanks to everybody who came. Once again, we certainly appreciate it. And check out bob and tom.com for our pop up store. It's up till Wednesday.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

For a limited time for some cool sweatshirts, etc. Etc. Including the special tribute to the Stead Family Children's Hospital. So I understand we are, what was it you said, how many much money did we raise so far?

[Jess Hooker]

I think we're going to close in on 10K, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, all who participated. Yes, sir, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. YouTube personality Betty Johnson has cracked the code on a new era of newsmaking.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be music to your ears. It's like the angels singing. Listen, learn and laugh. I had a feeling, I had a feeling you'd be in a very good mood. Oh, this is going to be a glorious day on Capitol Hill for you, sir. It's a new cultural landscape, so it's an important moment right now. Does this deserve another look? The Benny show sees it in all of its glory.

[Tom Griswold]

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