The BOB & TOM Show - February 25, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – February 25, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Hosts & Cast: Tom Griswold, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker
Length: 6–10 AM (main show)

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Main Theme & Episode Overview

This BOB & TOM Show episode blends classic morning comedy, playful banter, oddball news, and personal storytelling. The crew dives deep into topics like backyard chickens, wild contraceptive history, modern fertility, sports rule changes, the oddities of AI gadgets, and unusual real estate listings—with their signature irreverence and camaraderie. Special segments include “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen (relationship advice) and musical tributes from Pat Godwin.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Ohio-Iowa-Hawaii Highway Song & Hawaiian Listeners

(00:29–05:13)

• Opened with a humorous Heywood Banks song about an imaginary “Ohio, Iowa, Hawaii Highway.”
• Read listener mail from Hawaii, referencing wild chicken problems and aggressive pecking.
• Memorable Quote (Tom):
  "We got a nice request for that because we've been getting a bunch of mail from Hawaii." (04:44)

2. Wild Chickens, Home Poultry, and HOA Woes

(05:13–08:31)

• Hawaii’s wild chickens: waking residents, destroying gardens.

• Backyard chicken stories: Jeff’s flock decimated by predators (raccoons, hawks).

• Egg freshness tips: if left unwashed, eggs can last on the counter for 30 days.

  Notable Moment:

  • Jeff (re: backyard chickens):
    "They (wild chickens) ate all of my hostas in less than an hour." (05:36)
  • Christy:
    "My HOA won't allow [chickens], because I've already looked into it." (07:14)

3. Eggs, Expiration, and Household Grievances

(08:31–11:37)

• Listener mail: using wild chicken eggs in Hawaii due to high cost.
• Discussion about household frustrations—empty containers left in fridges.
• Josh:
  "There's always a lot of talk about how great moms are...but there could be a little bit more talk about the sacrifices fathers make." (10:35)

4. Mailbag: Cultural Chicken Traditions

(11:23–13:09)

• Letter from Hawaii: local saying—"Put the chicken in a pot of boiling water and a rock in another pot. When the rock is tender, the chicken is done."
• Time zone perks: in Hawaii, NFL games air during breakfast.

5. Sports Talk: UFL, ABA-Style Rule Changes, and Ratings

(12:40–15:05; 75:44–83:17)

• UFL returns, experimenting with “fun” rules: e.g., 3- and 4-point plays, “Tush Push” ban, and field goal changes (four points for 60+ yard kicks).

• Comparison to the ABA’s 3-point line in basketball.

• Ratings chat: UFL, NFL, Olympics, and hockey.

  Christy (re: UFL rule changes):
  "Are you serious? There's going to be a four-point [play]?" (13:15)

6. Odd News: Contraceptive History, Fertility & Medical Procedures

(18:40–31:54)

• Extensive riff on contraception: ancient Greek squatting/sneezing, crocodile dung, lemon diaphragms, tadpoles fried in mercury.

• Discussion of male contraceptive developments.

• Fertility journeys: Christy’s medical procedures; Josh recounts giving a semen sample at the doctor (Awkward!).

• The group’s comedic speculation about “crunchy” magazines and sample cups.

  Christy (about fertility clinics):
  "...the doctor comes in with the syringe. And then they leave the two of you in there for 30 minutes." (24:54) Josh:
  "The magazines were so old, they looked crunchy...not necessarily crunchy with dried fluid, but just so old and crinkled." (26:33)

7. Personal Stories: Parenting, Parties, and Gadgets

(31:40–34:02)

• Tom celebrates his daughter’s 10th birthday: “build your own pizza” night, ice cream and cake.
• Tech talk: projection clocks, devices projecting iPhone/iPad images onto walls, and the nostalgia of stereo equipment.

8. Trojan’s State of Sex Survey & Condoms at Funerals

(104:21–109:48)

• One in eight men under 35 admit to bringing condoms to a funeral “just in case,” one in four to high school reunions.

• Banter about where to store condoms, and how/when to present them.

  Tom (on funerals vs. weddings):
  "Who's more likely to get action, pallbearer or bridesmaid?" (108:17)

9. Sexy Time (Relationship Advice) with Ali Breen

(139:26–155:25)

• Listeners write in about jealousy, suspicions over workplace fitness motivation, and partners not introducing them to friends/family.

• Discussion of cultural attitudes towards fighting in Irish and Italian families.

• Issue of "moose knuckle" yoga pants, drink-buying etiquette at bars, and anonymous Valentine’s flowers at work.

  Ali:
  "I know a girl who...sent herself flowers to make the boyfriend jealous." (153:59)

10. Oddball Technology & AI Mishaps

(130:55–138:41)

• Story: a man hacking his robot vacuum to work with a PS5 controller unintentionally gained access to 7,000 other devices—could see home layouts, video, microphones.

• Discussion: robot vacuums, lawn mowers, snow plows, the risk of robot devices being hacked for “Roomba porn.”

• Realtor accidentally posts AI-enhanced listing photo with a “demonic figure” in the mirror.

  Christy (on the real estate listing):
  "The AI hallucination...one commenter described [it] as a sleep paralysis demon." (136:33)

11. Animal Oddities: World's Oldest Cockatiel

(92:00–99:10)

• Sunny, 32 years old, named Guinness World Record holder for oldest living cockatiel.
• Stories about pet birds, vet trips with parakeets in shoeboxes, and birds mimicking barking to tease dogs.

12. Listener Letters (Throughout)

• Chicken cannibalism, empty milk container grievances, empty ice cream cartons, homemade slime and crafts, airport layovers, and living with expired food.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You know, you're not in the 9th grade anymore.” — Tom to Josh, about taking longer to provide a fertility sample. (38:04)
• “Did you ever have a cockatoo?...In the same night?” — Josh, going for the double entendre in the bird segment. (93:26)
• “If the demon comes with the property, are you responsible for feeding it?” — Tom, on haunted real estate and AI photos. (138:33)
• “Who's more likely to get action, pallbearer or bridesmaid?” — Tom, riffing on sex survey results. (108:17)
• “We had a hawk come down and pick one up and carry it 300 feet in the air…” — Jeff, on backyard chicken survival. (07:30)
• “My aunt knows. My grandmother knows.” — Pat, about women being aware of camel toe. (150:04)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:29–05:13 – Musical Open, Hawaii Listener, Wild Chickens Issue
• 05:13–08:31 – Chicken woes, home chicken stories
• 08:31–11:37 – Egg storage, milk/yogurt/sneaky empty containers rant
• 18:40–31:54 – Contraption history; Fertility journey storytelling
• 34:01–36:33 – Segue into “Sexy Time” tease; sleep and marriage song with Pat Godwin
• 75:44–83:17 – Sports: Olympic hockey, UFL rules, Mayweather–Pacquiao
• 92:00–99:10 – World’s oldest cockatiel/odd bird tales
• 104:21–109:48 – Trojan “State of Sex” survey
• 130:55–138:41 – Roomba hacking, haunted AI real estate listing
• 139:26–155:25 – Sexy Time with Ali Breen: relationship dilemmas

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Tone & Style

• Playful, irreverent, and candid. The hosts frequently joke at each other’s expense, riff on news, and embrace even the most awkward medical or sexual topics with good-natured, self-deprecating humor.
• Frequent callbacks to classic gags, running bits, and real-life experiences (especially surrounding family, DIY mishaps, and midlife adventures).
• Listener mail treated as collaborative material, with the cast weaving personal stories and quips around each letter.

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Additional Segments

• Live music: Pat Godwin's musical tribute to sleeping in separate bedrooms.
• Huckleberry coffee taste test: Disappoints most of the crew (“It’d make a better candle than a coffee.”)
• Hyundai Palisade & auto sponsorships repeatedly plugged.
• Charity mention: Tees up an upcoming show where T-shirts sales benefit children’s medical causes.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show moves seamlessly from musical humor to geeky gadget fears, from parenthood woes to sexual health, and from sports news to the haunted hazards of AI photo editing. The conversation brims with banter, storytelling, and real-world questions—a wildly entertaining ride, even for first-time listeners.

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For those who didn’t tune in, this episode delivered exactly what BOB & TOM fans love: raucous laughter, frank discussion, bizarre news, and a window into the lives, foibles, and friendships of the show's colorful cast.

Transcript

[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

Terms apply. There's a world where legends race across city skylines. Romance blossoms in glittering ballrooms. And there's magic around every corner. It's a world known to many as Great Britain. You've seen the action on screen. Now visit the real star of the show. Visit Great Britain. To discover more, go to tripadvisor.com Great Britain. It's the bob and tom show. Wanna take the expressway from Ohio to Iowa Then I'm gonna ride the road from Iowa to Idaho Wish they built a highway from Idaho to I Hawaii oh, I know that you can fly But I'd rather dry on the Ohio, Iowa the Hawaii highway that's the Ohio I owe a. It's the Ohio I owe it Hawaii highway I'm gonna buy me some pineapples when I'm in Hawaii and a pound of pineapp when I pass through Idaho Then I'll get an apple pie when I am in Iowa and a pallet of thermometers at the Costco in Ohio have some pineapple pie apples, apple pie

[Announcer]

and a pallet of thermometers on the

[Tom Griswold]

Ohio Iowa highway that's the Ohio I Ohio the Oai highway everybody it's the Ohio, Iowa highway

[Announcer]

When I go to the dentist and he puts my gums

[Tom Griswold]

to sleep I can't feel my tongue and teeth and my lips feel like

[Announcer]

a piece of meat when he's firing

[Tom Griswold]

up his drill bit and I'm dry drowning in my own spit I like to sing along with the hits like the Ohio Iowa. Here's the Ohio Wild Hawaii highway here's the Ohio. That's the end of the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aloha.

[Josh Arnold]

You got this.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry I couldn't figure out who was supposed to do

[Jeff Oskay]

is the Bob

[Josh Arnold]

and Tom show that that highway would be a feat of engineering, wouldn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised we haven't done that. It would be finished before they're going to finish the freeway over here. Three plus years, ladies and gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

Told you that in yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They let us know it would be like four.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Christy Lee at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff. Oscar there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby. Aloha. I am Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Aloha. That's. We played that for a reason. Why? We got a nice request for that because we've been getting a bunch of mail from Hawaii.

[Christy Lee]

My friend Chris lives in Hawaii, listens every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm only partway through listening to your program through the day. I'm dismayed, however, you. You have not played Heywood Banks Hog about traveling from Ohio to Hawaii on a particular highway. I was certain it'd be the first thing played following the resuscitation about our Hawaiian honk with the guy with the pellet con.

[Christy Lee]

Shooting wild chickens.

[Tom Griswold]

Shooting the wild chickens. That's how this whole thing started.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a new story about. Apparently there. There's legislation to make it legal to kill these chickens. And these wild chickens are, I guess, waking everybody up and aggressively pecking.

[Josh Arnold]

It said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And our chicken authority is Jeff Oscar, who's sitting in for Chick McGee today. And, Jeffrey, you had the urban chicken.

[Jeff Oskay]

I did. Not only that, they'll destroy your garden. They'll destroy your flower beds. They. And quickly. Like, they ate all of my hostas in less than an hour. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They'll.

[Jeff Oskay]

They'll tear. They'll do some. Damn.

[Tom Griswold]

But how are the eggs?

[Josh Arnold]

They're great. I had a good dozen. At least a dozen of those.

[Jeff Oskay]

The yolk was like this orange.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Beautiful.

[Jess Hooker]

Fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Because Heywood, whenever he's passing by, will drop eggs at my house. Haywood lives on kind of a farm.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they're multicolored.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He raises chickens and turkeys. And there's some. What is the thing? You're not supposed to put those eggs in the refrigerator? Is that the deal?

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. As long as you don't wash them, you can leave them out on the counter for like, 30 days. Now, if you wash them off, they have to go in the fridge because the protective coating gets removed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay. I'm a big fan. I eat eggs all the time. But this all started with this thing about these wild chickens. And you. How long did you have the chickens?

[Jeff Oskay]

Three or four years.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a big fad for a while there.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I would see this. There was this flatbed truck I would see all the time that has the chicken coops on them, and they would deliver them to your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can Rent a coop for the summer and the chickens and they'll bring you a coop out and bring you a couple chickens and then you can have farm fresh eggs all summer and then they come pick it up at wintertime and store it.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say that out loud because I got a. One of my daughters I could just see. I pull in one day and there's the chicken coop right next to my pool.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have an hoa?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They wouldn't allow that.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Jeff Oskay]

He has a tall fence.

[Christy Lee]

My, my HOA won't allow it because I've already looked into.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to get chickens?

[Christy Lee]

You know me, I'd have chickens.

[Tom Griswold]

But don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't tell me to listen to roosters.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Good point.

[Jeff Oskay]

About the same.

[Tom Griswold]

But didn't the coyotes or something eat.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah, we had raccoons eat them. Foxes, mink. We had a hawk come down and pick one up and carry it like 300ft in the air and drop it and then comes down and tears it apart and eats it.

[Josh Arnold]

We.

[Jeff Oskay]

They were decimated by multiple, multiple animals.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I won't have them now because of him. I mean that, that was.

[Tom Griswold]

But if we lived on a farm it'd be, it'd be fine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like if I would have done a better job and made a big enclosure with chicken wire. But we kind of free range stars right. During the day and they just got picked.

[Tom Griswold]

Now do they stay a certain distance? Because there's a house right up here by the shack.

[Christy Lee]

There's a house by me and they don't have any.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Our other studio where we do a lot of the recording. There's a. On. It's a relatively main thoroughfare and there's a guy that has chickens in his front yard all the time.

[Christy Lee]

They won't cross the road.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

At least I haven't seen a pile of feathers.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that work?

[Pat Godwin]

I thought the chickens always cross the road in the jokes.

[Christy Lee]

I know. That's why it's a joke by the jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I've been listening for 26 years regarding your recent segment. Here in Hawaii, we eat all of the chickens because store bought eggs have become incredibly expensive. If you're using wild chicken eggs, you have to ensure they haven't been fertilized.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, you brought that up one morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I was wondering, how do you know that?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a flashlight trick, right. Or some kind of lamp trick.

[Christy Lee]

Oh really?

[Josh Arnold]

You can actually hold the shell up to a light and it'll. You can see in there and you got it.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right here. It says the key is to not wash off the cuticle or bloom on the eggs, which prevents bacteria from entering the egg. The eggs are larger, richer, and much better than others.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're great.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these wild chicken eggs?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

So if you don't have a rooster, then they wouldn't be fertilized, right? Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Roosters have cuticles.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, they gotta get many ant pennies.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Remember the day we ate those. We ate those chicken feet on the. On the air and they were terrible.

[Christy Lee]

You did, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Anyway, once again, aloha, mahalo.

[Pat Godwin]

How long do eggs last in the fridge? Serious question.

[Josh Arnold]

Long time, but long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Five years.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, five years.

[Jeff Oskay]

Four.

[Tom Griswold]

Four. By the way, for those of you that don't have. Don't have kids around or have a spouse or partner that does this, I want to acknowledge this fact still exists. Before you go to bed, you take a quick glance in the fridge. Okay. There's plenty of milk for my cereal to get up in the morning. And the container is in there. You pull it out and it's empty.

[Christy Lee]

Who does that?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, apparently 13 year olds, 10 year olds, possibly. Kelly. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I. I had that happen with the ice cream the other day. I went to make a float and I grabbed the vanilla ice cream, empty container in the freezer.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the thing. See, that's why. Because Chick has the refrigerator that has whatever the camera in it has a passcode and all that so he could look at his fridge and go, there's obviously plenty of ice cream in the freezer. No.

[Josh Arnold]

There's always a lot of talk about how great moms are and how. And it's true. They're absolute angels. They're wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

But there could be a little bit more talk about how the sacrifices fathers make. And sometimes it is small things. Like you did a ton that day. You just wanted a little ice cream. You just wanted a bowl of cereal in the morning to start your day and you couldn't have it.

[Tom Griswold]

I would also like to congratulate the people that put the dates on yogurt. I believe the type is the smallest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And hardest to read ever.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like squash type. And it's less than a millimeter in thickness. The other day I. I took a bite of some yogurt that apparently. Oh. Was from the 1850s. It was something was wrong with it.

[Christy Lee]

This morning I went to get yogurt to bring to work. Josh, it's all expired. I didn't know. I'm sorry. But I had the same thing. I had to get the bottom and it's.

[Pat Godwin]

He found out the hard way.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got really good vision. But I mean, it is teeny tiny. Teeny.

[Christy Lee]

And sometimes it's gray on black.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think I know why the stereos have gone away. Because I still have a really nice. Like a Sherwood and a. A Macintosh. Not the computer, but a Macintosh amplifier. It was that era when they decided the best way to put the writing on was teeny tiny. And put dark gray on black. Let this strangle the guy that thought of that at the designer place. I can't tell. What is this thing? Is this a refrigerator or a stereo? Another one in Hawaii. This is amazing. This comes to us from Steve. We have a saying here in Hawaii. Put the chicken in a pot of boiling water and a rock in another pot. When the rock is tender, the chicken is done. Like your letter yesterday from Edward. I live on the Big Island. I'm originally from Peoria. I've been listening to you guys since the early 90s. By the way, Chick Magee, pay attention to this. You'd love football season here. The games start during breakfast and are all done by five. Oh, that'd be one of the. One of the advantages.

[Jeff Oskay]

That'd be fun. Wake up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's in la. It's kind of that way.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I remember living there. It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Wake up and watch the games early. We do have. We have interesting football stories from the NFL and Ace from the ufl.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And they thought they went away.

[Tom Griswold]

And not only are they back, they're kind of doing an ABA thing. They're throwing in some cool new rules. If only Chick were here to.

[Christy Lee]

It's going to be a three point play.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's actually one of them.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Tom Griswold]

There's going to be a four point. It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll never happen in the NFL. It's. It's. Oh, it's too. No, it's too cutesy. Although they said the three point play would never happen in the NBA and it changed.

[Pat Godwin]

Like a long pass. Maybe a crazy long pass. Wouldn't that be fun?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that would be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wait till you hear what it is. But there's. There's both NFL and. Sorry, not afl. Forgive me, I'm an old man and I ufl. The UFL used to be the XFL in the usfl. In the usfl. Lol. Lsmft. Do you know what that stands for?

[Jeff Oskay]

Like he strikes me, it's fine tobacco.

[Tom Griswold]

How did I know Jeff would know that?

[Pat Godwin]

I've been getting letters. What does IRS stand for?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's just ignore those.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's Spanish for jail.

[Pat Godwin]

They're looking for money for some new football franchise.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Good point.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want a zombie baby.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh my.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Sometimes things are said right before we come back on air that are really jarring. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby across the way. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold and there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a song from Pat Godwin. Coming up, more of your letters. But first, I want to finish my contraception hunk. I coming from me, I'm sure that's mildly amusing for some, being the most fertile in the room. We were talking about this news story a couple days ago. I want to say it's Michigan State University scientists are developing a male contraceptive. Is it a pill or a shot or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, some way to slow your. The swimmers down being.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be very interesting if they actually get this accomplished. But I got into. Went down the rabbit hole of contraception, and there was an article I was reading from the BBC, the British Broadcasting News Service, and a couple of them were. Ancient Greeks, for example, believed that jumping up and down and squatting right after sexy time would stop the little fellers from entering the uterus.

[Josh Arnold]

I could see why they thought, yeah,

[Christy Lee]

I could see that too.

[Tom Griswold]

But also, get rid of it. The. But the capper is. The capper is, according to this account, while doing that, it was appropriate to start sneezing to, quote, consolidate things. So I guess you'd, I don't know, snort pepper or something. There's a whole bunch of really awful ones. The one we've talked about before was the woman would use crocodile dung to create a barrier.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember when contraception was young.

[Tom Griswold]

And we stuffed her with crocodile. Our apologies to Elton John. That would also presumably prevent other sexy time activities, I'm thinking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, And I would think it would give you a horrible infection.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, why the bad breath there, Luther? Well, one thing led to another and before we. Never mind. Animal intestines were used as primitive condoms. That's well known.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Before the invention of vulcanized rubber in 1839, the famed Casanova allegedly used lemons.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that I had heard before because it's almost like it's a diaphragm.

[Tom Griswold]

Basically, you'd cut them in half and remove the pulp. And now would that be. What's the word I'm looking for? A little tart on the.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that would have to hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it might sting?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, if you have an open wound, it might sting. Yeah,

[Tom Griswold]

we consider that an open wound.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think there are any open wounds, say, in my urethra, but I feel like if I dripped some lemon juice into my penis hole, it might burn.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, that doesn't happen with oranges. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that weird? Yeah, who knows? By the way, today's tip, different. Today's tip, oranges in your iced tea instead of lemon. You'll thank me. Now, this is one I really like. Tadpoles fried in mercury and then ingested. This is from an 800 BC Chinese medicine volume that was discovered.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great recipe. Fry 16 tadpoles in mercury to prevent pregnancy.

[Christy Lee]

Where the hell do you get mercury?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know where you get it, but I don't know much about medicine, but ingesting mercury can't be a good idea. It does have a little footnote at the end. It's certainly dangerous. And then finally, opium. Sumatrans use the poppy flower as a primitive diaphragm.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, they have that look as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, would you get the effects of the opiates? Would it be probably absorbed transdermal?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I need some spoons for my vagina. I'm addicted. A vaginal junkie. Now, that's enough of our contraceptive hunk. If you have a any great contraceptive methods, by all means. And we should point out on a serious note, the old Coca Cola douche famous. It's not Coca Cola.

[Christy Lee]

It's pepsi in the 50s.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was the old fraternity thing. You shake up a Coke and.

[Josh Arnold]

Really, I remember we had a lot. We learned about that in health class. It was, hey, this doesn't work. I remember just laughing.

[Jeff Oskay]

We say, we were also told the hot tub doesn't work. Like if you had sex in a hot tub.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, we were also told jumping jacks and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't work. Like, I mean, they took a lot of that old stuff because grandmas may have still been out there going, you know, all you have to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you went through. And you have two beautiful children, of course, but you went through a period where you were trying to conceive.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

And weren't there certain. I got to be careful here. Weren't there certain techniques post party time, if you will?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you supposed to like, stand in your head or something?

[Christy Lee]

Pillows under your butt. Yeah, all that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, all that makes sense.

[Jess Hooker]

So it's.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's gravity. You're trying to help the swimmers, right?

[Christy Lee]

You want to tilt your uterus so that the swimmers have a shot.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's true. People actually did that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Not to get too graphic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And you couldn't get up for 30 minutes and. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

Go hang upside down on your kid's swing set out in the backyard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're also.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't try that.

[Josh Arnold]

There are at home kits too, that you can use to make sure it gets as close to the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like an air compressor.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you just. Not that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you know those. You know, those plungers that come with your, with your juicer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? You push it down in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that stuff might work.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, a lot of. Again, if you are listening to this show for health tips, you're on the. You're in the wrong place.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not going to hurt. That's for sure.

[Christy Lee]

It's not gonna hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And then there's the old turkey baster.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

I had that procedure done.

[Tom Griswold]

Professional.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you throw the baster out?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't use a turkey baster, but that large doctor. No, no, no. It was like a syringe. But they go way in there.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have to wonder if one of these fertility doctors on Thanksgiving, they can't find the baster because. Wait a second, I got my medical bag here. They're squirting the butter on with. With a syringe. Mailbag here, ladies and gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

I told you about the procedure, remember, remember that? When I had that done, you know, your husband has to go in and deliver the sample. And then you go upstairs carrying it under your arm to keep it warm. And then you go upstairs and they had candles lit and they were. I got to. Yeah, candles lit in the room. They made the really, you know, a very nice. The music was playing. That's nice, Sarah. Smile. I remember I got to pick the. I picked the song. And then he comes in, the doctor with the syringe. And then they leave the two of you in there for 30 minutes. And yeah, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

They want you comfortable in a good headspace.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right, but what do they do for the guy who had to get the seed for you? Like, they don't like candles for him. They're like, hey, here's a dirty bathroom and a cup. Go knock yourself out.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I wasn't part of that.

[Tom Griswold]

The comedian, Bill Engvall, Bill Langvall, years ago, I mean, like on this show I got. It was probably 30 plus years ago, Bill Engvall talked about that procedure and how he had to provide the seed. And in those days, the way he described it as, I remember it was mag. He went into this closet and there were magazines there because I guess you do it right on site, right?

[Christy Lee]

We did it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you can't bring it in from home. And I'm guessing, I don't know, I would assume today it's probably some kind of video thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I did this a couple few months ago. It's. There are still magazines in there. And you, then you have your phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they, are they from the 21st century.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't have gotten near if I were wearing a Hazmat suit. I wouldn't have gotten within five feet of it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Crunchy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the exact way to describe it. It looked crunchy and not necessarily crunchy with dried fluid, but just so old and crinkled. Yeah, that it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, did they even publish like Playboy anymore as a magazine?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. These were years old, for sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sally Field was still on the COVID That's how old.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And they do give you the option to do it at home and bring it in within an hour or so.

[Tom Griswold]

What, you were getting tested for your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was getting a semen analysis done.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that part of a regular physical now? No, I mean, in my case, they just would go. They'd look at my life and go, no problem. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He wasn't asked to do it. He just offered.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have like an array of. How do I word this delicately? Of whatever one's taste might be in erotic literature.

[Josh Arnold]

Now they know that guys just take their phone and.

[Christy Lee]

In there. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, you. Yeah, duh. Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, no, yeah, they just.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did they give you a phone stand?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

You think they would.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, like a little something to prop it up.

[Christy Lee]

Have a music stand sitting there.

[Tom Griswold]

You think one of the docs would have thought this through?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. It was all women, dude. It was all, oh, no wonder. And yeah, they're, they're. They might want to consult with one guy.

[Tom Griswold]

So you'd want to have a place to put your phone so it's not on the. So you can see it, I guess. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Like a music stand. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you, you have to get. They really want you, like, hey, look, if you miss the cup at all, you have to let us know and you have to let us know what portion of it missed the cup. Was it the beginning, was it the end? Was there some of them? And the. And so what? So I, I do this now is.

[Tom Griswold]

How far away is this the cup?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you get to choose where the cup is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not like Bozo the Clown where there's one up close and then there's another two feet away. Another six feet away. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz I think it should be. If you hit, if you hit the six foot one, we give you a discount on the test.

[Josh Arnold]

But when the time came, it was a little difficult to sort of juggle the phone myself and the cup. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, did you go to an old, old standard. Did you go to something that you were. You were used to using with respect to the erotic?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I did it in the style that I would do it if I were at home. It was. Let's see if there's anything new.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you hand the nurse a T shirt?

[Pat Godwin]

You should have walked in with, like, a basketball net with a suction cup and put it on the wall as the cup.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe they don't have this. Was it a. Like a large medical office room you were in?

[Josh Arnold]

The room I was in was real small, but it had a couch and then. And, like, some cabinets.

[Tom Griswold]

The couch had to be. I wouldn't sit on that thing.

[Josh Arnold]

They give you sheets and towels, so. Oh, it's romantic, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

Are the nurses serious or they have a sense of humor?

[Josh Arnold]

They had a little bit of a sense of humor because I made some jokes and they liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it one of those things in which you actually physically hand it to them, or do you put it in one of those little wall holes and

[Josh Arnold]

they give it to you? They give you a. All right, so you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it like a ramekin?

[Josh Arnold]

You should come out with it in your hand. It's like a urine sample cup.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's like in a urine sample cup. I know what that's like.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a urine sample cup. Dude, that would have been amazing if I.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go, sir. Put that in a cup.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, they give you all these, or

[Tom Griswold]

it would have been.

[Josh Arnold]

They say that you. I mean, there's. This is tmi.

[Christy Lee]

Are you embarrassed?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no, no. But there are all these rules. It's. It's so. So they give you the urine sample style, like, size cup. You take that, you close it. Of course, you seal it, you put it in, like, a Ziploc bag, and then you put that whole thing into a brown paper bag.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what you gave me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you just take it to.

[Pat Godwin]

From the Cheesecake Factory.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like you're. You're carrying the world's worst field trip lunch to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. How'd you do, by the way?

[Josh Arnold]

There are issues.

[Jeff Oskay]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll see about. Because I had. I was diagnosed with very low testosterone, so then the semen analysis kind of came along with that of like, hey, that can really affect your boys. Are you ever interested in being a dad? And I said, yeah, I am. And so they're like, let's go ahead and get a look at these so that we can then see if there's Anything that needs to happen.

[Tom Griswold]

If you need to borrow any, just give me a couple minutes. Mine are just swimming champs, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

You're just itching to have another baby, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday was Hart's 10th birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So for the first time In, God, like, 30 years, I don't have a kid under 10.

[Christy Lee]

Did she enjoy her cake in her poster?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, yeah. We had two cakes. And I may be a little odd today because for dinner, we did. Build your own pizza.

[Jeff Oskay]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and I didn't eat any dinner. I just, I kind of discreetly didn't eat just so I could have two pieces of cake and a ton of ice cream. So I'm sugared up. I, I, Yeah. Oh, God, it was great.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Oh, ice cream. I have chocolate cake and, and white cake. Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a family or some of her friends, too?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we had the friend party over the week weekend. Oh, okay. So, yeah, just. Just fan. But it was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. Kids birthdays are awesome. They're so excited.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was very grateful. She got this really cool thing. I'm sure everyone else knows about this. I didn't. You can take, like, your iPhone or an, or a, Or a iPad or whatever you call it and project it onto anything.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember how we were. We were talking about those alarm clocks that project in the ceiling?

[Christy Lee]

Y.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have your email. You could be lying in bed, and it's all scrolling across your ceiling. And then when, when she saw. Then Kelly's mom goes, oh, I love that I have that alarm clock that projects in the ceiling. And I went, oh, really? You mean the one that Kelly won't let me have anymore? Then her mom goes, oh, I like it. Because I can just roll over, look, and see what time it is. And I said, yes. That's exactly why I loved it.

[Pat Godwin]

I couldn't live without mine.

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

I might have to get one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great. I love. That's the. You mean the one for the alarm clock?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ceiling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's really.

[Christy Lee]

I don't need to see my email on the ceiling. I see enough email. I don't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think the notion is, let's just go back to Josh's scenario.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They could put those in those.

[Tom Griswold]

If you could, you could. I never even. I didn't think of that till just now, but it was really cool. Then they, they took the thing and they projected it onto the white curtains and they could watch movies. It's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're cheap. So now coming up, we have your mail, plus some cool stuff, some really interesting rule stuff from both the NFL and the ufl, and some boxing news, a hilarious story about a hack in the world of robot vacuums that affected millions of people apparently. And a cool world record and some other oddities coming up in the world of news. And a tribute to Kohl's. Oh, okay, the Kohl's, the department store.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going there today.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, wait till you hear this.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a cool, cool thing from the late Mr. Mr. Cole. That's all coming up. And Pat, when we come back, you want to do that song up next?

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat and I were talking. He's got a song dedicated to those who sleep in separate bedrooms. Yeah, I'd love to do that. Which we were talking about at some length. We'd love to hear from you. Bob and [e-mail] is how you get a hold of us. If you're in Hawaii or anywhere else, if you're in some exotic spot in the world, let us know. We'd like to say hi. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. My brother Joe is one of those professional parts people. He works for O'Reilly.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Joe.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, JoJo. He listens all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Chris Wait a minute, hang on a minute. He's not the Joe that helped me out on Sundays?

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to a rise and Joe was the only guy in the building and he helped me out get a bunch of stuff. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice. No, Joey. Joe Arnold, or Joey Win Wednesday, as we like to call him. He, he goes around and he looks for new locations for O'Reilly's Auto.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

He travels all over the place. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hi, Josh Godwin. Hello, Josh with a song. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. I am Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry to interrupt. Now, we were talking earlier about your experience providing a semen sample. Oh, yeah, the doctor's office.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in your case, this is not part of a birthing procedure. Whatever you. Or pregnancy, whatever. You were having some tests done. So once again, they. You entered this little room. The nurses guide you to the room. And yeah, they had magazines, which I find that really hard to believe.

[Josh Arnold]

There were two magazines. I met. I sent Jeff a picture of the room.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I send you a picture of the magazines?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll check.

[Tom Griswold]

So here's what my question is, a simple one. So obviously the nurses, you said they were all ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They know what you're in there for.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So did you feel, I mean, you don't want to come out too quickly, you know what I'm saying? You don't want to emerge 30 seconds later, go, here it is. On the other hand, you don't want to be in there for two hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I told him, I go, hey, I'm here because I was diagnosed with low testosterone. I'm doing some natural things to work on that.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But one of the side effects of my low T is I have zero. My libido is almost, is pretty minimal and it takes me forever. I know that I have you. How long do I have this room?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

And they said, don't even worry about it. So I let them know I would

[Tom Griswold]

have been unbelievably self conscious.

[Josh Arnold]

And I had to do it twice. I had to do it twice.

[Tom Griswold]

So the first in the same day?

[Josh Arnold]

No, the first time it took about. Sorry, it's been a while for one of those days.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, you're not, you're not in the ninth grade anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

The first time took about half hour. The second time I was in there for about an hour.

[Pat Godwin]

An hour.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was all because you, you

[Tom Griswold]

know, did you, did you Take breaks and, like, you know, go. Go do Wordle. And.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, I stayed in there, but I was like, you know, you get. You. You kind of lose it, and then you.

[Christy Lee]

It's gotta be the thrill.

[Tom Griswold]

It's brutal. Plus, there are people waiting. And then.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I could hear. I heard, you know, people talking in the hallway, and, you know, they're talking about lunch and they're talking about how they were mad at Melissa still.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm networking Tuesday.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And then I heard one nurse, she was dealing with her printer, and she was like, oh, just come on already, you piece of crap. And I was like, more of that.

[Tom Griswold]

That actually might help. Are you. This. I have another question. Are you allowed to bring in a. I guess this would sort of be like a fluffer. Would that be considered. No, you can't have, like a.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you do it at home. Because I did have the option of. Of doing it at home the second time I tried to do it at home, and I. And I couldn't. And I had an appointment to go in there and drop it off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So I just went in with my empty cup. I go, look, it's not happening today.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Now she goes, go into the room and see if you can.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey just sent me the picture you sent him. Is this the cup you put it in over here? This red thing?

[Pat Godwin]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

If there's a cup, then yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's the size of a Stanley. If you've got to fill that. Dear God.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you have to fill it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't have to fill it.

[Christy Lee]

I want to see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you have to wonder if some hillbilly came in. Well, I could only fill it halfway. Got it done four times.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They let you know it can't have any other. They say. I mean, it says right there in the instructions, it can't. There can be no saliva in the sample. There can be no tears.

[Christy Lee]

At least it's not fluorescent light. At least they have a nice lamp for you. I mean, I was thinking that harsh medical fluorescent light, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. No, they try to make it somewhat cozy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But the fact that, you know, you're in some doctor's office building and there are all these ladies running around behind

[Josh Arnold]

the door, and they know what's going on.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way you could do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, Is there a sign. Oh, no. Is there a sign that says no winking? You don't want to get out into the nurse, and she gives you the Wink. I wonder if they keep, like, as a joke, if they have a thing. They bet on all the records.

[Josh Arnold]

Four hours, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

And the other record is 35 seconds. The guy walked in. Here it is, ma'.

[Jeff Oskay]

Am.

[Josh Arnold]

So the day that I thought it didn't happen at home, so I went in, and they were like, just give it a try here. And I was like, okay. And after an hour, I got there, and I handed them the sample. And she goes, oh. And they can't see it. It's in a brown paper bag. She goes, so were you able to. I go, yeah. And she goes, oh, good for you.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then we.

[Josh Arnold]

And then we all just started laughing. It was funny. In those situations, I choose to lean into the awkwardness, and that makes it less awkward.

[Christy Lee]

I agree. That's a wonderful attitude to have.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You have to.

[Jeff Oskay]

You wonder if anyone's walked out and been like, can I get another cup? I've filled this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You wonder if in some states if it's legal to have an assistant who would come in.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would think that if you were doing it for, like, let's say we're trying. You, Christy, wanted to have your baby, have Andy's baby, and you guys had. I would see women be like, oh, you have to watch a video of me. Oh, no, I don't want you watching porn to make our baby. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I promise you that that has happened. Yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

We had this. Did we not have this discussion on the air the other day? I thought we did.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know, because about.

[Christy Lee]

About women who get upset if their husband watches porn with women who look like them or don't look like them. There's, like, a big.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. We did talk about this on the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

I thought so. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a second. So you're saying the woman might say, I don't want our child conceived based on your thinking of something. Fantasy of looking at someone around.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whatever you watch.

[Tom Griswold]

There may be an upside here. Josh. I'm sorry to interrupt. So then you would. Apparently. Then you would say to her, well, then, fine, you have to make a right orange for me, little thing for me. But then if it doesn't work, I'll bet that happens. Then if it doesn't work, then you're really in trouble. You may have to go to plan B, which is, you know, Gina, Jugs, whatever. Can your sister send one?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you must stay away from plan B altogether.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have said something else. This is interesting. Very. Are they. Do you mind if I ask if they put you on some kind of testosterone?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not doing any of that. Once you get on well, there's no reason for me to get into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it involve eating more kale or something?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm doing. I'm doing all natural testosterone building stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those testosterone shots are something. Gotta put them in your butt too.

[Tom Griswold]

Like what?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the shots go in the muscle right here.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean in the. In the fleshy part of the butt. Well, I can see why you're not pregnant. Ma', am, when I said in the butt, I didn't mean the actual talking

[Christy Lee]

about for the man, not for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Decide what's right for you. For me? What's right for me is. Is doing it as natural as possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that. Well, thank you for the. The description of that situation. That is. I. I wonder if could you could. What do you call a fertility doctor? What is that what it's called?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, fertility.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's where I went. It was a fertility.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be pretty funny if they could advertise and the guy they would show and it would look like. What are those places called that have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like Sybaris.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We're located conveniently next door to Sybaris and it had this super exotic room

[Christy Lee]

with the cocktail glass,

[Tom Griswold]

multi projectors, like in the Poconos.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Sybaris the sex hotel or something?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, each room is a different theme. Like we have a jungle room and like.

[Christy Lee]

Did you do that at Sybaris?

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, is that not. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think super.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been super. Is the news.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I'm thinking fantasy suites.

[Pat Godwin]

We had a Sheraton in Philadelphia that had had that at the top. The top of the Sheraton was all those fantasy rooms.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

It was very.

[Tom Griswold]

But what I'm saying is you'd have some doctor advertising the way lawyers do.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, you won't have any trouble

[Tom Griswold]

filling the cup if you come to. It shows this exotic room and really hot nurses barely dressed.

[Christy Lee]

That Sybaris is by Jeff and I. And every time I drive by there, I think cheater.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I had a romantic getaway there once.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, is the parking lot discreetly located elsewhere?

[Christy Lee]

Not.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, are there pools in each.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not each room, but.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

There it.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a theme in your room. A theme?

[Josh Arnold]

No, at pool I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you have to play.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. The dominoes. Yeah, that's all of those rooms are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Have the pool and the. The big champagne cup, hot tub thing

[Tom Griswold]

and you're in there by yourself.

[Pat Godwin]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's incredibly depressing.

[Pat Godwin]

A mirror on the ceiling when you're trying to sleep. Yeah, I put some clothes on his eyes is what I did to get to sleep. I can't sleep with a fat, fat painting on top of me, sir. That's a mirror.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially when he's staring at you.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, this hotel art sucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of mirrors, we have a bizarre real estate story involving a demon in the mirror. That's really cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a very oddball story. And it's a very oddball show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Matt.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I was about to say, Al Jackson. There's Ace. That happens tomorrow. Yes, yes. That happens once every what, month? Yeah, I accidentally call Ace by a different black man's name. By the way, did you see the BAFTAs? I'm Josh Arnold. And there's Tom Griswold.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that was controversial, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, maybe a palate cleanser here. Now it's time for us to get to our mailbag once again. And our letters are, of course, courtesy of the sleep number folks. We'll get to that in just a second. Do you want me to start? Anybody else got a letter? I got.

[Josh Arnold]

I do have a letter. We were talking chickens and I mentioned that one time just to see what would happen. My brother threw some chicken meat at a chicken, and my gosh, if the chicken didn't eat it. And we were bummed out to no end. Well, Bernard from Wolf island, where do

[Tom Griswold]

you think that is?

[Christy Lee]

Ooh, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

And it is with an E. Wolf.

[Jeff Oskay]

Wolf. A.

[Josh Arnold]

He says chickens are cannibals.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

This is unpleasant. If a chicken dies out in the yard or in the coop, the rest of the chickens will devour it. Oh, yeah. They won't eat it immediately, but if it is there for more than a few hours, it's gone. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I had no clue.

[Jeff Oskay]

I also found if you bury a dead one and you don't bury it deep enough, they'll dig.

[Josh Arnold]

The other chickens will.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they'll dig down and get it.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sense of smell, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we have a lot of chicken talk lately. This all started in Hawaii with this new legislation where they're trying to make it legal to kill chickens. Chickens we did get. Our first letter was from someone who said, look, law or no law, we've been.

[Christy Lee]

I've been using a pellet gun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we've been taking out the chickens. We were also talking about code words or phrases in which one might say to one's romantic partner, now's the time. This comes to us from Rome, New York. Jesse writes, long ago, my girlfriend and I used the code. The clouds are fluffy Today. It did its job, maybe too well. We once were talking to a park ranger because we noticed how fluffy the clouds were at a public beach and proceeded to get frisky rolled in a blanket. The park ranger laughed and said, it's okay. Well, thank you very much. Be careful out there. Doing it in public, as he refers to it as a Pat Godwin move. Patty G. You've been saying that you're a big fan of the public romance.

[Pat Godwin]

Not necessarily public. Sometimes on a beach, but I mean the parking lot, the back of the car. So there's some kind of imprint from, you know, my teen years, maybe late teen, where it happened in a car. It was kind of exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, sneaking away.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. That can be exciting for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Dark parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Has that happened any in the recent past?

[Pat Godwin]

Trader Joe's a couple years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's a parking lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say the pack the more packed better. Yeah, That's a tr. That's a tricky one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There's no space.

[Tom Griswold]

That place is always crowded.

[Pat Godwin]

I brought my own bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Trader Joe's parking lots are especially hot for those who have a coexist bumper sticker fetish.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, we were talking about song because we had a news story the other day about sleeping in separate bedrooms.

[Pat Godwin]

Separate bedrooms?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. And it was. It was also about if you go to bed at a different time as your. As your partner, it can be tricky.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Et cetera, et cetera. And then we got on the topic. There are people who have separate bedrooms. Christine knows someone. They have. They live next door to each other. Separate houses.

[Christy Lee]

Sure do.

[Tom Griswold]

They need their alone time. But you have a tribute to this. I understand. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'll be a separate bedroom guy probably for the rest of my life because of the fact that I've had a couple of back surgeries. So I have pads in there, heating pads. I have A sleep apnea issue. So there's a CPAP machine. So there's ice over here, a couple of. Couple of heating pads, and I have like a medical style bed with a side rail because I also suffer from sleep paralysis and I fall out of bed. Broke my eye a couple times. So it's not exactly. So I sleep alone and I like it that way.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

How much noise does that sleep apnea machine?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, a nice amount of noise. It does get you this nice little whirring, a nice little white noise. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because I'm sort of. I'm thinking of it as a. Like a. Like a really noisy thing that goes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's more like. No, it's just. It's. It's like. Just like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Get you right to sleep. It gets me right to sleep, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And you have to wear the mask on your face. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The whole time?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When you wake up, do you have a. An imprint around your nose and mouth or that thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely. I'll take some Ursa Major lotion and rub that in for about five minutes. Take the cold shower. And I look somewhat normal when I wait. When I wake up, I look like Frankenstein, quite frankly. It's just all creases. And that's also not a good look. There's not much morning sex happening at my place.

[Tom Griswold]

But you got that cream in your hand. I guess you could.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm not kidding. You have to take a shower. A cold shower.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a song about that?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's about the bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

My bed. My bed room.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

I just have a bed. That side rail is there because I have sleep paralysis and I fell out of bed last year and busted my right eye. Why won't you stay? Is it the CPAP I have on my head? I have sleep apnea, and the CPAP forces air to my lungs so I. I don't snore, allowing me to sleep better. Lots of people have them. Whatever imagine you had in your mind. Well, I'm guessing it wasn't that nothing home kind. Stay, lady, stay. That pad you see is for my back. I had a spinal fusion a couple years ago, and they put seven rods and screws in there, so I had to sleep with. With a bulky heating pad, you know? So why shay away? Is it the smell of biofreeze in

[Josh Arnold]

my cold ice pack?

[Pat Godwin]

The ice reduces the inflammation. And I also take medication for nerve pain called Lyrica, which can make me impotent from time to time. I take a c. Let that Loving

[Announcer]

begin

[Pat Godwin]

But I may only last for a minute or until I'm home. And then these sharp bolts of pain go shooting through my legs. Charlie horse. My legs and feet and the small of my back spasms. I get a Charlie horse enough to stop making love immediately. Run, lady, run. Why does this happen every time?

[Christy Lee]

Ah, making love as an older person.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat. Nice little tribute to Bob Dylan, who's currently on tour. You might hear him do his version of that song, the original, which is quite good also. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

So the sleep paralysis, the reason you fall out of bed is because you really are in a way paralyzed. But then when you get free of that, you lunge, essentially. I mean, it's so terrifying.

[Pat Godwin]

You are paralyzed. Your brain is completely awake in the moment. You are not asleep asleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Your, your, your, your.

[Pat Godwin]

Your body is asleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

It's just terrifying. So you do whatever you can. You shake, your body is.

[Josh Arnold]

And you roll.

[Pat Godwin]

You go to the left or right. Sometimes you make some movement. You go back to being paralyzed. When you finally make that movement, you

[Tom Griswold]

fly from wherever you are.

[Pat Godwin]

And I landed right on my, my, the frame of the bed and bust my whole right.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a neurological disorder? Is that a nervous system thing?

[Pat Godwin]

It's some kind of. Some sleep apnea.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're doing an. You have a portable sleep apnea machine.

[Pat Godwin]

I have the same one. It's a kind of tie. It's a real good, tiny, tinier one. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you have to say something to the lady that, by the way,

[Christy Lee]

I would think if you're sleeping in her bed, she already knows.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that classic song, after the Lovin'. I'll be attaching my machine after the lovin'.

[Pat Godwin]

I thought you meant like traveling and doing hotel stuff like that. No, there's no way games there because I don't fool around on the road.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I meant if. If one had a significant other.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you do. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's easily.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to push the bed against the wall and say, I'm gonna be over on this side, so in case I start flying around, you can protect me.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't wear it while you're making love, right?

[Pat Godwin]

I have. Have you accidentally.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

When you wake up in the middle of night and have that urge.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's got to be sexy. Look, I have a real quick question. Is there. Is there. Is there sleep apnea porn?

[Christy Lee]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll find out right now.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, with the mask On.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I bet somebody's made a video of this. Has to be out there somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't given my id so what porn site can I access in this state?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

If anyone knows, can you just Google it maybe?

[Pat Godwin]

Now, when I say I've done that, I've done it, like for a half a second, like in the. And then realized I had it on and ripped it off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the scene in Body Heat where he throws the chairs at the glass door. You rip off the sleep apnea and say, take it, babe. We have another letter in this field to a degree. Many years ago, my wife and I were working on making a baby. We were having some issues. So when the time was right, it was go time.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Christy, you went through this. Oh, yeah. How does that work?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that you take a test in the morning or whatever, and there's a window of about a few hours and you have.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all.

[Christy Lee]

Well, within days.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that based on?

[Christy Lee]

The sperm can last inside your mommy area for longer than you think. It's based on days. You have a couple of days.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. In any event, this is in the

[Christy Lee]

middle of a woman's cycle from Brett.

[Tom Griswold]

So once again, he said it was go time. We were traveling with friends when the optimum time came around. We were staying at a hotel, and while our friends were out, we did the necessary. I think you can. You can imagine what happened after the deed. We noticed a beach towel next to the bed. It said south beach on it. So from now on and from then on, our code word is, I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good. I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Okay, thank you. Thank you very much, Brett. We certainly appreciate it.

[Jeff Oskay]

And by the way.

[Pat Godwin]

And by the way, there are CPAP porn machine sex videos.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

CPAP machine porn video.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. I guess. I mean, there's got to be someone out there looking for some. Something that hasn't been done. In the world of erotic, the woman

[Jeff Oskay]

may have a fighter pilot fetish.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

That might work.

[Christy Lee]

Or they're trying to help guys feel less self confident about it.

[Tom Griswold]

What if the guy says, I'm Roger Ramjet, my date, I'm a little bit

[Christy Lee]

or more self confident. That would make more.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve Canyon. Remember Steve Canyon? Anyone?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no familiar. You've discussed him. But I. We weren't.

[Christy Lee]

Who is he?

[Josh Arnold]

We can't remember something we weren't alive for?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was a strip cartoon and he was always Wearing the mask. He was a pilot. And then Roger Ramjet was one of the cartoon versions.

[Josh Arnold]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you go with Top Gun? People know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be funnier if the guy said Maverick? Yeah, but that's too realistic and romantic. If the guy said, hey, I'm Roger

[Josh Arnold]

Ramjet, I mean, that's got like two sex puns in it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It'd be very silly. Right now I want to talk to our car girl. Let me look around the room. Oh, wait a minute. It's got to be Christy Lee. She's the only lady in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Here.

[Tom Griswold]

She's the Hyundai girl. And we've been talking a lot about a bunch of the cool stuff going on at Hyundai right now. They've got a special event that is up and running for all of their vehicles. And you can visit your local Hyundai dealer to see what I'm talking about. But one thing I wanted to mention here is the Hyundai Palisade hybrid because a couple new stats out. For example, an EPA estimated 619 miles

[Christy Lee]

of range, about 35 miles to the gallon, if you're doing the math, which is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, they have the, the phrase no cleats on the seats because these, the back seat, the back seats are captain's chairs. So that gives you access to the way, way back seats for the three folks back there. They can walk between those other seats.

[Christy Lee]

And if you don't need that way, way back seat, you push a button and it goes and it disappears. And now you saw. Now you have cargo space.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the same sound as a Pat's Machine makes?

[Christy Lee]

I have not heard Pat's Machine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It's another classic vehicle from Hyundai. If you want to check it out, visit HyundaiUSA.com or call them just for some information. 562-314-4603. Go visit your Hyundai dealer, see about the special sales event, and test drive a Hyundai and be like Christy Lee and her beautiful Hyundai. And I know you're. You've had a lot of cars in your life and you're always talking about this one, too.

[Christy Lee]

I counted it up over 20 and this one I've kept longer than any of them. All right, I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai USA.com, tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Coming up, we have more of your letters. We have interesting news from the world of both the NFL and the ufl. They've got some. The UFL is doing kind of an ABA thing with some really oddball rules. They're going to be putting into play this year. We'll find out about all that stuff here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Listening to this podcast, Smart move.

[Jeff Oskay]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thanks so much for joining us here at the Bob and Tom show, live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hope you're having a great day. We sure are. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

With a killer song earlier and another one coming up, there's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby there. I'm on parole in Ace's eyes. And I am Josh. It was funny. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was hoping you'd introduce him as Morgan Freeman this night after the last one. Now we have lots of letters. We haven't gotten to too many of them. We'll try to squeeze them in. And we have another song coming up from Patty G. Some exciting news from both the NFL and the ufl. But first, dear Bob and Tom Show, Due to the weather and mechanical issues, my wife and I missed our connecting flight. Had to spend the night at the Denver Airport last week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

There are very few places to actually sleep, so we didn't. It was somewhat quiet. The janitors working and the half hourly announcements about unattended items.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I did, however, discover the secret to becoming a millionaire.

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Open a shop or a restaurant at the Denver Airport. Yeah. That's a huge airport. I just spent a bunch of time in there myself.

[Christy Lee]

Friends that were stuck there. Yes. Sunday or Monday. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of flights canceled all over the country.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Margins in airports.

[Jeff Oskay]

They are a little.

[Josh Arnold]

Because they got you right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I always thought highway robbery should be. It should be called airport robbery. Stuck. They know you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they all have the chairs that you can't lie down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's got to be by design, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They put the, yeah. The armrests.

[Tom Griswold]

The armrests are such that you can't

[Christy Lee]

really can't get comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Crash without lying on the floor.

[Christy Lee]

I just watched that Tom Hanks movie the other day. Terminal. Is that what it's Called.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good little movie. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that where the guy's stuck at the airport?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he can't. He can't get out. He's in New York City and Stanley Tucci's. Yeah, it's good.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a cool flick.

[Tom Griswold]

I spent the night at LaGuardia once.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I spent the night at San Francisco's airport.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Pat Godwin]

I got you beat. Mexico City Airport on the floor.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You win.

[Pat Godwin]

Slept on the floor.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had to sleep in an airport. On.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. I'm going to Mexico for spring break. I am excited. Oh, man. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I hope you like really cheap flight, didn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was like, hey, do you guys have anything available? Like, we just had a bunch of cancellations.

[Pat Godwin]

That place is so much fun. It's on fire. I mean, it's just.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks very much. A Dear Bob and Tom show. I heard Tom talking about the realization that slime is back over the weekend. I didn't know this was still a thing, but a couple of my daughters, we did a late Target run. We got contact lens solution, Elmer's glue, and God knows what else.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sprinkles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So anyway, they were up doing this and upstairs and. And I went up there and there was a lengthy cleanup. Because it's a nice wooden floor. I didn't want the Elmer's glue to get in the. Etc. Etc. This is a very nice letter from Ms. S. I'll leave it at that. She goes, oh, by the way, be careful. Glitter. The horror of cleaning that up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you mix glitter with the. With the slime, it's really something. And I was pointing out the fact that I don't get a newspaper anymore. I mean, I read a bunch of newspapers, but they're all on my phone or on my computer. So I didn't have the ability to, you know, put a bunch of paper down. So she has a good suggestion. You can get large rolls of brown paper if you go to a place like Lowe's. I know, but I mean, that's good to know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, get brown.

[Christy Lee]

You can get white.

[Josh Arnold]

I get the brown. Boy, I buy. I buy those rolls. So if I can get an extra one, the next time I get them for you.

[Christy Lee]

I bought. I used to buy them.

[Josh Arnold]

My cat likes to play in the paper, and so I buy her.

[Pat Godwin]

Sweet, good cat, dad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I used to buy that too.

[Tom Griswold]

She says the. The brown paper from the home improvement stores is a lot cheaper than the craft paper on a roll at the craft stores. She says, P.S. please mention our free program for all service members. Well, this is interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a government program to become an apprentice before you get out of the military. The United. Sorry? The United Services Military Apprenticeship Program. Oh, she works for them.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But once again, the United Services Military Apprenticeship Program. If you're in the service, check that out. It's free. Might help you switch gears and get going on in this rest of the world, as they say now. You got a letter over there, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

I do. This is from Tim. I'm gonna say his full name because he tells me to. Please mention this on the air. I am expecting my first baby, first child, Baby Girl, in July with his wife. I hope it doesn't say that, but

[Tom Griswold]

I'm assuming it's a miracle. I'm glad we've clarified because it would be weird if he was expecting his first adult child. My wife is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Tim, I apologize. This is Tim Nygaard. He goes.

[Tom Griswold]

Goes.

[Christy Lee]

I would like to use the YouTube of this broadcast as a way to announce to family and friends that we're expecting. All right, well, I. Yeah, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And kind of like a gender reveal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

So, congratulations. You're having a baby girl in July.

[Josh Arnold]

That's wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

I went to a gender reveal party the other night. Boy, I made a social fault faux pas. I had no idea. I walked up this cute lady and

[Tom Griswold]

I went, zip, it's a boy. That's not how you're supposed to reveal.

[Christy Lee]

You can leave that part out of the 10 gender reveal for your family.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, Tim, please do. Pat Godwin's. Well, that's wonderful. Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here's one about your empty milk container. This from Joe. He said he took the milk out of the refrigerator, poured a glass, took a big drink. It was sour. My ex said, oh, I forgot to tell you, the milk went bad yesterday when I went to use it. I asked her, why would you put it back in the fridge when you knew it was bad? Which is probably why it' his ex.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, I was just saying the day I went to the refrigerator and I looked at it before I went to bed, oh, there's plenty of milk in there. And then get there in the morning and pull it. It's empty. But the container is still in the refrigerator. Yeah, yeah. That's a first. It's an old trick.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Kids, are we. We working at that growing up, putting things back in. I don't even know why we did.

[Christy Lee]

Because you're. They're lazy.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it was just thoughtlessness.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it goes right here. I don't have to throw it away.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't walk the four feet to

[Josh Arnold]

the waste basket because I. I don't ever. Yes, it's grass is full. Well, that wasn't even it though. Yeah, I was.

[Pat Godwin]

But it was ice cream. I would put it back empty because they wouldn't be up there for maybe a day or two and they wouldn't know who did it. And I may, you know, maybe they blame it on a brother or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Being sneaky about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I mentioned the other night that as part of my entertaining of the children, I went to a couple stores and then we. We came out, we were hungry, it was Saturday night and we walked across the parking lot. I went to this place I'd never been before called Raising Canes. And it was great. I want to make that very clear. I loved it. I will be going back. But I didn't know anything about it. And apparently they're new to this region. Yes, I guess it's a very well known chain. This letter comes to us from Alex. He goes, normally I don't laugh out loud, but when you mentioned Raising Canes, someone said. Do you remember what you said?

[Josh Arnold]

I said, I tried to go to the restaurant next door called Abel's and it was closed. Is that what it was?

[Tom Griswold]

That Ables. They put Abel's out of business. It made me laugh. That's funny. That place was great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've never been.

[Tom Griswold]

They were just like real chicken. Not ground up with. How do you describe it? Just like breaded and defrosted chicken fingers. Yeah, but they were. It wasn't the kind where they grind up the chicken and.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, real chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was great. I loved it. So thank you to Mr. Kane.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I had two fish sandwiches yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

You had two fish sandwiches. Where'd you go?

[Christy Lee]

The same.

[Josh Arnold]

Two of the same sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Where, where did you go?

[Josh Arnold]

I went to the Arby's and got the Hawaii. The King's Hawaiian Fish Deluxe sandwich and two of them. Oh, I wanted a third.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you go?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

But I wanted my tartar sauce. What do you go with?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that has lettuce, tartar sauce, cheese and tomato.

[Pat Godwin]

That sounds good.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's. So that's the deluxe. Now you can get the classic that doesn't have that stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they do that year round or only during this?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe the Kings The King's Deluxe comes. Deluxe comes out Lent. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a significant sort of blip in sales on Fridays? Because that's the thing. No meat. No meat on Fridays. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, they absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing that, Chris? Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That didn't sound very, very solid.

[Christy Lee]

I. I kind of slipped last Friday. But yes, most part I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I have a veggie burger or Mac and cheese or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see. What's the logic of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Sacrifice. There were certain back in the day they would always have those kind of offerings or sacrifices.

[Christy Lee]

We should not be able to eat meat on Fridays all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, way back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When Pat and I were kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my. I did my traditional. Is it Lenten? Is that what it's called?

[Christy Lee]

The Lenten season?

[Tom Griswold]

My traditional sacrifice now, during Lentil you

[Pat Godwin]

can only have beans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

But your traditional sacrifice during Lenten.

[Tom Griswold]

I give up. Self denial.

[Josh Arnold]

It's hard.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had the hot cross buns yet?

[Josh Arnold]

I've. I've only played it on the viola. I've never actually had it. I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

My 10 year old, it was just issued her recorder, so I'm hearing.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's actually a hot cross bun is actually a Lenten.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. But I've never eaten one.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a pastry and it's got

[Christy Lee]

a cross on top and icing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now can you go to Texas Roadhouse and just make. Take one of their rolls and make a cross with the cinnabutter on it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you could. I mean, if they're selling them at Market District, I think it's okay to make your own.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, delightful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're very good.

[Josh Arnold]

If a man tasted like the Texas Roadhouse rolls or the old Charlie's Rolls, everybody back then would have been £400.

[Christy Lee]

I'll bring in some next week, maybe tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what was the famous conversion that Jesus did?

[Pat Godwin]

Water, wine, fish, maybe fishes and loaves,

[Josh Arnold]

that kind of thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now today, would he do the fish sandwiches in the Hawaiian bread?

[Pat Godwin]

May.

[Tom Griswold]

He might make them a little more popular. Hey, listen, I wasn't going to go there, but I heard yesterday when they. They got Hawaiian bread, fish sandwiches, they were. I'm heading over there. I'm a believer.

[Josh Arnold]

We only have one chicken for everybody. I was going to make all of this Chick fil a, but it's Sunday and now it's.

[Pat Godwin]

Now it's bottled water and Pinot Grigio. Did you know that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot fancier.

[Christy Lee]

I love The Pinot Grigio.

[Tom Griswold]

What's coming up in the world of sports?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we got hockey news. We got some numbers from the, the ratings.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they higher or lower than you would have guessed about?

[Jeff Oskay]

What I, what you would guess?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, aren't you something?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, we have UFL making more changes that no one cares about because it's the ufl. We got some old boxers, boxing again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, lots of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

This UFL thing is really interesting. It's, it's kind of like what the ABA did when they initiated the, instituted rather the three point shot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. But people watched the aba.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, well, we'll see what happens there. How many players are going to be going from the UFL to the NFL? We'll see what happens. It's an interesting experiment. Isn't the UFL owned by the NFL?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's the Rock owns it.

[Tom Griswold]

Who owns it?

[Josh Arnold]

The Rock.

[Tom Griswold]

The Rock owns it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The Wayne.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's a super interesting thing. And there's also some new rules possibly coming up in the NFL. As the NFL gets ready for the combine, we're going to come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you so much for being here with us. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ready to go?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you are. She's doing some calisthenics. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oscar across the way.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold and we are live from the O'Reilly Auto Part Auto Parts Studios. Excuse me.

[Tom Griswold]

So close.

[Josh Arnold]

There is Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh. Got a nice letter here. It's Dear Bob and Tom show comes to us from Michelle. My boyfriend and I are traveling to Louisville this weekend to see see Greg Warren on Saturday. We are so excited. He is one of our all time favorite comedians shows were sold out where

[Josh Arnold]

they had to take that one. That's a shame.

[Tom Griswold]

And I it's interesting because Greg Warren's part of Nate Bargazzi's game show which premieres tonight. Tonight on abc. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that'll be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

So Greg, I believe is at the Caravan coming up this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

I believe he's here Friday day.

[Tom Griswold]

He's in the studio with us. Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, I took the day off.

[Tom Griswold]

Now listen to this. Michelle writes, I collect Christmas ornaments. I had a custom ornament made with Greg Warren's picture on it. I'm hoping he'll sign it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he will. That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that is great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Or he'll sue you for like this.

[Christy Lee]

That's Bob Zany.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Michelle and Josh. Greg, I believe, is at the Caravan this week. All right, I understand the Caravan is going away because that particular mall, I believe, is redeveloped. So I think they're gonna try to find a new location.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

But go see Greg while you can. He's great. And he'll be there, I believe, Friday and Saturday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The next time he rolls through, Louisville might be a theater. So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we're going to turn to the sports page. Jeff Oskay sitting in for the Chickster chick will be back tomorrow. What have you got over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, the ratings are in for the hockey final, the Olympics. The gold medal average game averaged 18.6 million live viewers. On NBC, the audience rose to 20.7 million with encores later on Sunday. It says it's the most watched US sporting event with a start time before 9am thanks, NBC, or thanks, Nielsen. But it's the second most watched hockey game ever.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

The gold medal winning US Hockey team visited President Donald Trump at the White House and received a two minute bipartisan standing ovation during the State of the Union.

[Tom Griswold]

It's probably the only time everybody stood up. Thank God.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care what your politics are, but why would they punish the hockey team like that by having them go to the State of the Union? You want to go hear a real boring speech?

[Christy Lee]

And it was a record setting, one hour and 47 minutes long.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to go see the most boring speech ever, no matter who's telling it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I like the fact if you think this was boring. And now the other side. Oh, my God. Let's. Let's watch a hockey game.

[Jeff Oskay]

Trump said goalie Connor Halliback.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a hollow back boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, that's your go to karaoke song. Halliback girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, man, I killed it. That and I Touched Myself by the Divinals.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that song. I've always liked that song.

[Jeff Oskay]

The UFL is making some rule changes ahead of the 2026 season. It's banning the so called Tush Push.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

It will also award.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, don't you think the Tush Push is an embarrassing name?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Who named it that?

[Christy Lee]

Probably some it.

[Josh Arnold]

What were you going to say?

[Pat Godwin]

What was coming out of your mouth next?

[Christy Lee]

Notice I stopped.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume that's been used in the bedroom by probably the Tush Wash. Give

[Josh Arnold]

you the old Tush Push lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey baby, I don't care. I don't care what time of the month it is. How about the Tush boy? I'm just. I'm just projecting. I'm not to personally say you project a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a song called Tush Push Boogie. The Tush Push Boogie? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Is that ZZ Top song?

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't it sound like it should be.

[Tom Griswold]

The ZZ Top song is they call it Tush?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do I think they're saying tush in a weird way?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just looking for some touch. It sounds like touch to me. Can we get that up over there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're saying Tush but it's. It's just his the way. Yeah. Very, very casual.

[Christy Lee]

Looking for some tush.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're also going to award four points for any field goal 60 yards or more.

[Christy Lee]

Who's this? Is this the NFL?

[Jeff Oskay]

Still no.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the UFO now they're getting into. I can't see the NFL doing that.

[Christy Lee]

So the tush push is UFL as well.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not the NFL.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. I thought you meant that was going to be.

[Josh Arnold]

We weren't listening.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

The UF this. The four points for a longer field goal. The last thing we need to do is make kicking more important in the NFL. It's already practically ruining the. By the way, if you. If you get a. If you get a 60 yarder, you'll be in the NFL next week.

[Christy Lee]

I really enjoy Spencer's kicks. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Jeff Oskay]

Other rule tweaks include creating more space for kickoff runners by moving the kickoff team from the receiving team's 40 yard line to its 45, giving the teams the option to kick for one point from the 33 yard line or go for a three point conversion.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been asking for that since day one.

[Christy Lee]

Does anybody even watch the UFL?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to look up average viewership.

[Jeff Oskay]

They're now going to have the one foot in bounds for a completed catch. Cheerleaders.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that's an interesting change. Oh, that's the college rule.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to have the one foot inbounds.

[Christy Lee]

The ufl, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're experimenting.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if people are listening, they might get confused.

[Tom Griswold]

I know the big controversy is I have NFL news. Okay. But for the UFL's Super bowl halftime show, very controversial.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what the average viewership of a UFL game is?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

645,000.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, under a million.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, still, that's six. They can talk to 645,000 people.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you afraid of pissing off?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know one.

[Christy Lee]

NFL games get what, like 23 million?

[Tom Griswold]

I've already just said I think some of these rules are interesting. I think the four point field goal is ridiculous.

[Pat Godwin]

How about in the stands? A lot of people in the stands or not so much.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, Ace, I've never seen Louis

[Josh Arnold]

led lean in attendance.

[Jeff Oskay]

How long till they have like a ladder and a bucket of confetti? Like, I feel like it's turning into

[Josh Arnold]

last year's championship game black moods were halftime show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now there's also some NFL rule changes coming down.

[Jeff Oskay]

The NFL is considering a rule change that would allow replay officials to throw penalty flags for certain infractions.

[Tom Griswold]

So these are officials not on the field.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. League executive vice president president of football operations Troy Vincent says the proposal would focus on clearly defined non football acts such as punching or fighting actions that may be missed by on field officials. Okay. He pointed to the fourth quarter play in the super bowl where the Seahawks cornerback Josh Jobe appeared to punch Patriots receiver Stefan Diggs and the helmet and no flag was thrown at the time. Under the proposed rule, a replay official could access a penalty or assess a penalty and possibly even eject a player. After reviewing the video, I wonder how

[Josh Arnold]

if a coach has to ask for that or if the off site officials

[Christy Lee]

saw it and went, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

I think in hockey, I mean they can go to Toronto and they can get. They do this in hockey, essentially. But I believe it has to be, hey, hey, I want that review.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the NFL, that's where it is now, right? They have to ask for a review.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be interesting. Non football acts like playing pickleball in the middle of the game.

[Josh Arnold]

That could be a penalty. It's always frustrating when the refs don't catch that.

[Tom Griswold]

I know that there's, there's that whole thing where they go, well, once he gets the ball, he has to make a football move.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I gotcha whatever the hell that means. Yeah, I think it's, it'd be smart to have the off field refs be able to call stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Well they can't right right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean non football acts that you could accuse the Cleveland Browns of that just forget taking the field.

[Josh Arnold]

I think the biggest non football act is paying child support. Oh yeah, yeah, huge.

[Jeff Oskay]

You should see the NBA. Oh my gosh. Well that will never be legal. Here's an interesting one. Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao have agreed to a rematch at the Sphere in Las Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right, that's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's sponsored by, by Centrum Silver.

[Tom Griswold]

So my question about this is, I've been to the Sphere. Are they going to what, like have blood spraying from the roof?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Cuz it's not in the round or can they make it? I mean I know that's there's sort

[Tom Griswold]

of ironic maybe that. No, cuz the seats come.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

They go this way. Yeah, it's like three quarter.

[Pat Godwin]

Does the stage move Tom, at all?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, I'm not sure. They probably, they could bring the stage

[Christy Lee]

out I guess and put it in.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what though? That other side, the screen side, they could just make it so that it looks like it's in the round.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, because they can put the ring in the floor.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean they could obviously they would, it'd be like big screens. But you, you, you went to the Sphere to see wizard of Oz, correct?

[Christy Lee]

And you saw the Eagles.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the Eagles there for the wizard of Oz. Didn't they have like wind blowing and they had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the flying monkeys. They had apples that they were coming down from the ceiling and, and yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, and these guys are both pretty old, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I still.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Mayweather, who turns 49 on Tuesday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's much. Honestly that's way younger than I thought.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was 49 though.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but I was thinking like 50, late 50s for whatever reason. What about Pacquiao?

[Jeff Oskay]

Pacquiao is 47 and he's coming out of a four year retirement, whereas Mayweather is coming out of a nine year of retirement from professional.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, why not? They're probably evenly matched.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're scheduled to fight on September 19th and it will be streamed on Netflix.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you're okay with. You ever go to Old timers, oldtimers baseball games? Sure, sure, I've been a bunch of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's okay with boxing now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why not? It's not, you know he's not fighting one of the Pauls or whatever. He's not.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna. I am attending tomorrow night I have to go to Chicago to attend a cancer event. A knockout for cancer. And they. You volunteer to fight in a boxing ring. These, these kids, amateur kids, it's amazing. It's like Dancing with the Stars.

[Josh Arnold]

You get are healthy, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, well, they are before they get into the ring. These, this is sponsored by cte. Hey, let's see if we can move your brain pan kids.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how, I mean, they've got to be.

[Tom Griswold]

They probably have the gigantic gloves. I would hope, but still.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you gonna fight?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no, I'm not gonna fight, but my friend's daughter's gonna fight and that's why I'm going up there to support her and to support the cause. But sure, she seems like One of

[Tom Griswold]

those 47 year olds should only be fighting if they're. The guy across the street isn't maintaining his lawn. Yeah, yeah, that or they go to their grandson's hockey youth hockey game.

[Josh Arnold]

They should only be fighting for the tongs for the cornbread at Golden Corral.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And at the Sphere. Are people gonna take mushrooms before they go to a boxing match? I went to see the Dead, then I went to see Fish at the Sphere. I'm gonna go see Pacquiao. It should be awesome, no, it'll be. Well, it'll be interesting to see how they project it. And are they gonna do any of the stunt stuff that the Sphere does?

[Christy Lee]

I doubt it.

[Josh Arnold]

Story doesn't say. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. By the way, the Sphere is great. I love it.

[Christy Lee]

They don't do stunt stunt stuff for the Eagles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, but they have amazing projections and the sound was great. Eagles are doing a handful more shows there if you get a chance.

[Christy Lee]

Weekend, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think Henley said that's it.

[Pat Godwin]

If it's Netflix, will they de age them like in the Irishman?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not too far away from that technology being live, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Definitely not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they could make them look like they're younger.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we get scammed out of more money.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you put your money on for that one, Joe?

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm going to go with Pacquiao.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Just because he's younger.

[Jeff Oskay]

He hasn't been retired as long. And yeah, he's Mayweather. Who? Mayweather. Fight. He fought one of the Paul's, didn't he?

[Christy Lee]

Did he?

[Josh Arnold]

I remember that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, the press conference, it was pretty lame.

[Tom Griswold]

Floyd Mayweather, he talks like this Boy,

[Josh Arnold]

for you, Andy Griffith.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It was quick. Knock him out, India. I like your nice haircut, Andy. We can come back with our Mayberry tribute if you like. I think. Let's do that. We have a bunch of other cool stuff coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio videos. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee's the news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's across the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby. Hey, later on we'll be talking to Ali Breen for her Sexy Time segment. I am Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

What you mean sexy time?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a sexy voice? Can you do it?

[Christy Lee]

I believe of what are you talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

How we doing, ladies?

[Tom Griswold]

So you're. Well, your sexy voice is talking so quietly. She's going, what? What the hell? What the hell is he saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Was I too quiet?

[Christy Lee]

No, just to him because he's deaf.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right, that's it. Make fun of the infirm. So we were talking if Valley was

[Christy Lee]

in New York for the big blizzard or Boston even.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, we'll have to find out. I'm sure she's trapped somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

It's gotta be. Well, she might be in Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, when she calls, you never know. California, Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Steamboat, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Rio, Reno, Reno.

[Tom Griswold]

She's in Reno.

[Josh Arnold]

At some point she has a show there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We were talking about. Oh, I know this boxing match that has been announced for the Sphere in Vegas. Which, by the way, I highly recommend if you get a chance to go to the Sphere, it's really cool. And I saw the Eagles there last year and I think they're doing a handful.

[Christy Lee]

I have friends going this weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

I know they're there this weekend, but you saw the wizard of Oz there. This is going to be Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather coming out of retirement. I'm not exactly sure what how they'll present it at the Sphere, but it's kind of an amphitheater inside a globe with projecting projection stuff all over the ceiling. It's really cool. But I was mentioning the last press conference I saw with Floyd Mayweather. He talked like this. Andy and I really can't do a Floyd Lawson impression. So I thought we'd go to. We'd go to the professional. This is one of my favorites from Craig Shoemaker. I used to do celebrities smoking pot. And the way it was written was I was back in my fort when I was in high school and they would pass it to me and I would do like. I'll do one for us. You have to. Now I didn't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

I have to remember this bit. This is celebrity smoking pot. It was written in like the 70s, so it was like Jimmy Carter. That's damn good reefer. The whole bit was all. Everybody was Nixon. That's really good weed. I can't believe I'm doing it. I'm trying to remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me more. Here you go, Curly.

[Tom Griswold]

My sight. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm not be doing. I. I'm trying to recreate this Walter Brennan weed's making. It's damn good reflow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The bu on fire. The bun on fire. Mr. Haney from Green Acres, I. Mr. Douglas, have I got a deal for you. A genuine imitation and fur line battery run bong for your smoking pleasure. I cannot believe I'm doing that, Mr. Haney. I still do. I still do in my act, though. I do Barney Fife. Boom. What do you call that right there? The Forbidden Fruit. But I do all the characters of Mayberry in the show. Except for Howard Sprague. I can pull him. I used to do him smoking a pot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Remember him?

[Tom Griswold]

The town clerk. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Gee, Andy, fire up a fatty. I can't believe you're laughing. I should put it back in. Pot's making a big comeback. This is the biggest laughs I've done all day.

[Announcer]

Making a huge comeback.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to do it, Craig Shoemaker. Drop the love master and put in the pot routine.

[Christy Lee]

Do Floyd the Barber too.

[Tom Griswold]

You do Aunt B. Yeah, yeah. Andy, there are seeds in my marijuana. Thank you, Craig. A little bit of a tribute to Floyd Mayweather. Somehow we got to that. Now we return to the sports Desk. Sitting in for Chick McGee. It's Jeff Oskay, comedian. What do you got?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's it?

[Christy Lee]

No world record today?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't give it to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, teacher, you forgot to give us homework.

[Christy Lee]

What I'm here for what I'm here for Josh. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a world record.

[Christy Lee]

We do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know what I did with it. I'll dig it up. Oh, it involved birds.

[Christy Lee]

I love birds.

[Josh Arnold]

I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here it is. A bird named Sunny has been named the world's oldest living cockatiel. Wow. Cockatiels are the big white ones, right?

[Christy Lee]

Correct. The Beretta bird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Christy Lee]

Something you can refer to.

[Tom Griswold]

Robert. Robert Blake. According to the Guinness World Records, people, Sonny officially earned the title at the age of 32 years and 292 days doubled the average life expectancy for a cockatiel.

[Josh Arnold]

The most famous Sunny bird is, of course, the cuckoo. Who was Coco for Coco or he's Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

His name was Sun.

[Tom Griswold]

Funny. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's hard. Where they got it.

[Christy Lee]

I may be wrong. Maybe the cockatiel is the little one and the cockatoo is the one that was the Beretta bird.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, That's a little one.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what you have? Do you have cockatiels?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what we had.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a beautiful bird.

[Christy Lee]

My mom and stepdad had one like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a yellow head.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I apologize. They're the smaller version. These are a lot more popular and a lot more people have.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got his little bell. That's always important.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So this isn't the Beretta bird?

[Christy Lee]

No, the Beretta bird is a cockatoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

A cockatoo.

[Pat Godwin]

I like birds.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever had a cockatoo?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In the same night.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to figure out a way to get that out, but I thought, no, no, but by the way. Oh, this. I didn't see this. This really ties in the family. The Riker family said I bake muffins for him and feed him vegetables. Chicken, eggs, pasta and potatoes. When they first got him, he learned to whistle song. For example, he can. He can whistle the theme to the Bridge over the River Kwai and the theme from the Andy Griffith Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Very sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

So I was refilling my bird feeder yesterday, went outside and had my seed, and I heard, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Are we still talking about the low testosterone?

[Josh Arnold]

But I heard a couple birds. One bird in the tree. As I was walking to the feeder, started whistling, and then I heard, like, another bird in the distance kind of whistle. And I went, I wonder if they are telling each other he's back with more food.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they are.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they are?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Andy always says that when I feed the. Because I always. Sometimes we go out of town and they're empty, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, the birds will never come back. He goes, one bird's gonna show up until all the other birds, It'll be fine, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they always come back.

[Tom Griswold]

This bird again, the world record. Almost 33 years old.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And don't parrots live to be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, those. But cockatiels are a small little bird,

[Josh Arnold]

so they have no business living to 33.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty amazing for 30.

[Tom Griswold]

This one. Oh, this. This one knew the original woody woodpecker and actually dated big bird's mom. Wow. That is an old bird. Wow. But don't parrots live to be, like, 80s?

[Christy Lee]

Parrots can live a really long time.

[Pat Godwin]

I had birds for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you did, Frank.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's chairman of the boards.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in the day, I raised birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You'll get fine today. Christy, you look very, very, very pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you do. When you raised the birds, did you do it your way?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course I did it my way. Hold on while I turn my keyboard out. Here we go. Bring it up a little bit there, Quincy. Bring it up a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

I said perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Grets.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. You cannot swallow that first joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got Frank. Frank. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're gonna do bird bird stuff,

[Tom Griswold]

you got to do egrets or change it to a different bird. Like parrots.

[Pat Godwin]

I do it my way. All right, well, egrets.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

Had a few. And a cockatoo who needed too much attention. I put them in a dooby doobie zoo, but they didn't like that form of detention. They want to live a life that's full and crap on car on the highway. So I opened up the cages.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm pretty old.

[Pat Godwin]

I wonder if I could hit the

[Tom Griswold]

snow and let them fly away. Thank you, Frank.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I just had a cardiac arrest.

[Tom Griswold]

You're all right. Make yourself a home, Frank. Go punch somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Those older parrots that. We get a lot of calls at the zoo for people wanting to. Well, can we donate a parrot or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a lot of older birds. Put them in the lion cages and they eat them.

[Christy Lee]

No, we don't. We don't. We send them to a proper rescue. I mean, not us.

[Tom Griswold]

We have.

[Christy Lee]

We give them rescues and offer them other options. We don't encourage that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A friend of mine's wife has some birds, and they've learned to do impressions to get the dogs riled up. The dogs leave the room, they'll start barking, and the parents will start barking, and they come flying and looking around for dogs. Those parrots are sneaky. They're having a good time.

[Christy Lee]

Are you afraid of birds? You look like a guy that'd be afraid of birds.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not afraid of birds. I just don't.

[Christy Lee]

Did you ever have one?

[Tom Griswold]

No. My father hated birds.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think I've told you this story. There used to be a place called Dairy and Tom's in London. And it was a famous store. No, it was a famous. But they had a restaurant on the top floor, and he'd always wanted to go there. So we were over in England visiting my sister, and we made arrangements to go to this place. And it was really fancy place, but there was, like an aviary and there were birds flying around. And he hated birds. And a bird, I believe dropped a little gift in his soup. They knew hated birds.

[Christy Lee]

They knew why.

[Tom Griswold]

And then one time, he was taking a photograph of us up in Harbor Springs in front of the cottage, and a seagull crapped in his eye.

[Josh Arnold]

His eye.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope Jan is listening. I've never laughed harder in my life.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it does sound like.

[Tom Griswold]

And of course, my father. My father had polio, so he was. He was propped up on his cane, trying to hold the speed camera.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember my mom running inside, coming out. Oh, that was great. Sorry. Yeah, I know birds are fine. I just don't want. I don't like them in the house with them.

[Josh Arnold]

We always had pet birds. Yeah, we had pet birds, parakeets and cockatiels, and we had a parrot that talked and whistled and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Our last parakeet finally died, and I've never been happier.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, my gosh. They.

[Christy Lee]

You guys spent a lot of money on that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, yeah, I think you've. My daughter, one day she came to me and she goes, hey, the pepper's sick. We gotta take it to the vet. And I was like, I don't think you know how parakeets work. You don't take them to the. It's not a ticket to the vet kind of pet. And then I was at the vet the next day with it. In a shoebox.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And I open it for the vet, and he's even like, oh, this isn't a ticket to the vet kind of pet. I go, I know. He goes, that's gonna be $257. You took.

[Josh Arnold]

You took the parrot to the vet in a shoebox? Yeah. That's like taking your sick parent to the hospital in a coffin.

[Tom Griswold]

What is a baggie?

[Christy Lee]

You did poke some holes in the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was alive when I brought it back from the vet.

[Tom Griswold]

But this is when you get a snake and you feed.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, no, we had to hand feed it by dropper. Oh, and did Pepper ever improve? No. And I'll tell you this, it also doesn't like being hand fed by dropper. I had to put on an oven mitt and trap it twice a day in the corner of the cage just to give it. I'm like, eat your food, you stupid bird.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's. The last days were just stress filled.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The last few months was as hard as it is. Sometimes it's just better.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then one more. I walked out and he was laying on the bottom and I was like,

[Christy Lee]

couldn't you just have gone to the vet and came home and said, honey, he didn't make it. He died on the table?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, where were you six months ago?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Are you. Are you on septic?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was saying earlier that when my girls were making slime over the weekend, I didn't have any newspapers anymore. And is that the same thing? I guess it'd be true of birds because you don't get newspapers, proper newspapers anymore. They're all in your phone. Do at the bottom of the cage put an iPad?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's exactly what. Oh, they. They make, like, filler for the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

They do. Oh, but that's probably cheap, huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

It all costs money.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy, does it. Okay, well, that's our bird hunk. Yep. What have you got coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have bringing condoms to a funeral. And we have robot vacuums in the news. And as a, you know, a realtor, there's a really interesting story about a property that was for sale.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great story about maybe one of the downsides of AI.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And just Pat, if you ever taken a condom to a funeral.

[Pat Godwin]

A condom to a funeral. No.

[Christy Lee]

Grieving widow.

[Tom Griswold]

If only Donnie were here. I guarantee. I guarantee. I know he took one to the family reunion. I want to talk about Simplisafe. It's been about a decade since Chick walked in here one Monday morning. Hey. Over the weekend, I installed my own security system, and I did it in about 30 minutes. You can install Simplisafe yourself or you can have them help you out and install it with. But what's interesting now is that Simplisafe, after all the awards they've won, they keep improving it. Simplisafe now has something called active Guard outdoor protection as an option. That means you have professionals actually using AI cameras that are going to be able to tell you when someone's lurking on your property. So you can protect your. Your office, you can protect the shop you can protect your home, whatever it might be and simply say famous for a couple of reasons. Well, first of all, they've been named best home security by U.S. news and World Report five years in a row. SimpliSafe ranked number one in customer service among home security providers by both Newsweek and USA Today. So the awards are coming in for SimpliSafe. They also have a 60 day satisfaction guaranteed deal. And one amazing thing is today you can protect your home for 50% off. A new SimpliSafe system with professional monitor. And by the way, those monitoring systems, they got a whole bunch of different versions of it. One of them starts at about a buck a day. See what I'm talking about? And there's no long term contracts. Like I said. Just visit simplisafetom.com for that 50% off offer. Once again, it's simplisafetom.com youm may have seen their great commercials on TV with the talking critters. Very funny stuff, but serious business. And I know Chick's got 11 cameras at his place. That's the world record, I think, think. But you can have as many cameras as you like. And they say there's no safe like SimpliSafe. Give them a call. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Simply save tom.com once again, coming up, we have a variety of interesting things including Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Thank you for being here with us. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hey, Pat Godwin's in front of the piano and next to his guitar.

[Pat Godwin]

I am indeed.

[Josh Arnold]

And my gosh, look who it is. Jess Hooker's here. Hi, there's Jeff Oskay. Yes, sir. Ace Cosby over there got it right. I have been known to make mistakes. I am Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Now, we got a couple things going on here. We have to check in with Christy Lee at the at the news desk. Coming up, it'll be Sexy Time with Ali Breen. And Christy. What have you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

The Trojan Condom Company has published their state of sex survey. Survey says actually it says offers some insight into how and when people are using their condoms.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

One in eight men under 35 admitted they have brought condoms to a funeral, noting quote, just in case they encounter the right person.

[Pat Godwin]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

So these are. They don't even. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the. Not the widow, I would hope.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, hey, people, grieve however you need to. That's. That's really something.

[Christy Lee]

This one I'm not surprised about. One in four millennials said they brought a condom to their high school reunion. Okay, there's a lot going on at the high school reunion.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the family reunion. That's a little awkward.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do you draw the line? Third cousin. How does that work?

[Josh Arnold]

Those numbers are kind of meaningless.

[Tom Griswold]

To this day, I've never understood that. Second cousin, third cousin.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, it's. I just learned that it's actually once removed. Twice removed. Three times removed. The first, second, third cousin is a completely different thing. We all use it the wrong way.

[Josh Arnold]

We do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So what does it mean? I never.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, first cousin just means one once removed?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Your first.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't first cousin mean once removed and then second cousin means twice removed?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I have no idea what.

[Jess Hooker]

No, not at all. No, that's not what it means at all.

[Josh Arnold]

So we are using it wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

We are using it wrong. So you have your first cousin, and then your cousin, once removed is their kid. And then twice removed is their kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. They're not the same thing. Gotcha.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I'm lost.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, just be lost.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

65% of men bring condoms on a first date.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Be prepared. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, how do you do. How do you present that?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't.

[Christy Lee]

You don't present it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're just prepared, just in case.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

However, that's somewhat. That's somewhat. Somewhat presumptuous. Hey, listen, before she brings the dessert, I just want you to see. Look what I got. Just in case.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you don't present the condoms until she is presented to you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, do you have something?

[Christy Lee]

Well, and a lot of times women will have condoms on their bedside table, apparently. Or in their night.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

According to this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. Where else they can happen? The refrigerator. Hey, listen, hang on for a second. I got my. I got my condoms in the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

During the last commercial break, did you say to yourself, you know what? I'm gonna be impossible?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first of all, I don't know. I only take condoms when I'm going to see my third cousin, whatever the hell that means.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you bought a condom? In this century, have you ever bought a condom? I meant decade. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever bought a condom?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course I have.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

I Did a stand up show once and they went, hey, it's Trojan's Christmas party. And so There are like 50 people here from Trojan. And they. They liked the show, thankfully. And they gave me two giant bags of every kind of condom you'd ever want to, and it was awesome. And, man, they all expired.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you remember? I gave you guys. I gave all you guys condoms with my picture.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you sure did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Yeah. Mine's called Elijah now. Thanks for the rubber, Jimmy.

[Christy Lee]

And it says a wallet is the most popular place for a man to keep his condom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. I mean, yeah, the old joke is every guy's got this, you know, permanent and bar relief of a condom on the side of his wallet.

[Josh Arnold]

I just like.

[Jeff Oskay]

Men carry wallets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the other thing.

[Christy Lee]

That's it. What do you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you have it in your money clip?

[Josh Arnold]

I put it on before the date, so I'm prepared.

[Jeff Oskay]

Totally.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Love box? I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think is more conducive to. How do I word the funerals or weddings?

[Christy Lee]

Weddings.

[Josh Arnold]

That would seem to be. I. Yeah. Weddings is probably a higher.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let me make it more specific. Who's more likely to get action? Pallbearer or bridesmaid?

[Josh Arnold]

Groomsmen. Groomsman. Yeah, groomsman. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

This is something I wanted to touch on because you remember there, like, back in the day, like, anytime there was a wedding movie, like, the bride and groom were hooking up with other people at the reception. Like, this was a trend. Like, it always showed up in movies where it was like. Like, well, this is my last night. So they'd be making out with like a groomsman or a bridesmaid or a guest from the thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, there was a troll.

[Jess Hooker]

There was a troll.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The classic is in the Godfather.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sunny, who's incredibly gifted. They make that clear later on.

[Jess Hooker]

So I watched the Mirror Has Two Faces and her sister gets married in that. And both the bride and the groom are making out with other people and it's no big deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. There was a weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like, I also. The trope of the bachelor party being the night before the wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that ever happens anymore. If it does, that has to end now.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a terrible idea.

[Pat Godwin]

But it used to happen a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but yeah. And then they went, hey, how about a week or so? Even a month before? So we're not all miserable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So that wasn't necessarily true that, like, you knew that the bride and groom Were going to make out with us.

[Josh Arnold]

I would like to think, and I'm pretty confident in this, that I have never been to a wedding where any of that is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me either.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But it was. It's good dramatic. It's. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I have been to a wedding, and this is an old trope, old gag where. In which the. The. The groom is on his knees for part of the. Whatever ceremony it was. I forget.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, to take the garter off of her leg.

[Tom Griswold]

No, during this. During the service.

[Christy Lee]

Are you talking about in a Catholic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess it was. Y. I don't remember the details. Yeah. On the shoes. You know, help me. His witty, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I have never seen that. You've.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen it in. I can show you. I know exactly which church it was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Not too far from where I live now. And that was the same church. I'll never forget this one. It was the early days of cell phones, and in those days, when you turned your phone off, it would go, oh, yeah. And I was at this funeral by myself, was a Saturday morning, and I realized my phone is on. And so I'm thinking, what am I, you know, what do I do here? And the. The guys, the decedent, if you will, his brother was up there telling the most inappropriate story that involved a woman locked in the trunk of some kind of drunken party.

[Josh Arnold]

During a funeral.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a eulogy.

[Tom Griswold]

It was as awkward. Wow. Oh, that was rough.

[Christy Lee]

I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's where you go. I'm gonna turn my phone off so it breaks this off.

[Tom Griswold]

But it reminds me a rule that I have. And if you're. If you're part of a wedding planning, don't let anybody have that microphone except maybe the best man. And limit him to two minutes because they always start drifting off. Well, it's about time he got one to hold him down. Because, you know, back in the fraternity, we were doing a gang ban, and then, you know, jeez. Oh, I've heard them all. You know, all of a sudden, three guys decide to walk up and do some speeches.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, where were you? You told me the story of the year.

[Jeff Oskay]

One time.

[Josh Arnold]

I forget what the event was, but it was something sort of somber and serious. And somebody's phone went off and their ringtone was the three blind Mice, Three Stooges theme.

[Tom Griswold]

I will. I'll have to disguise the story just slightly. It was a charity event.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The attendance were almost all. It was a couple hundred people, all of them physicians and nurses. And it was a hospital related Charity. Very good charity. I was happy to be there. And of course, like all charities, the same thing happens. That always happens, which is have a story. Yeah, they're. You know, your. I was actually doing the auction.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sometimes they'll bring a patient out.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, and I. It was just the. The. So the. Prior to that, they show a little video about the great stuff that this organization does.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Tom Griswold]

And then just before we're supposed to start. I am not kidding. The woman goes. And the little girl you just saw died this morning. You're just. Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Then. Right Then one of the doctor's things goes off. I have witnesses.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

It was right out of a movie. And you just.

[Christy Lee]

How'd you handle that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I know Mark Patrick used to have a great story, but that happened to him the same. More or less the same thing. And.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And now here's Mark Patrick to entertain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. It's.

[Pat Godwin]

We've all the missing kids where they had the pictures on the stage, on easels, these big pictures as we performed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And everyone's heart's in the right place and they're trying to do the right thing.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

But you should have seen this doctor fumbling. Yeah, that's. That's a true story. And it's a great charity, by the way. Speaking of which, this kind of is a decent segue here. We're gonna be doing our opening day show in Cincinnati, and we did this last year, and I was so pleased. Pleased with the response. I'm gonna buy a bunch of T shirts. I'm gonna pay for them myself, and then we're gonna sell them and give all the money to this great charity. It's the one that they make for kids in the hospital.

[Christy Lee]

Superhero costumes.

[Tom Griswold]

They make little superhero costumes in lieu of the pajamas. Whatever it's called.

[Jess Hooker]

Brave gowns.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the coolest charity. And by the way, feel free to just make a donation. You don't have to buy one of our dumb shirts. But we're gonna do that again. And it's a terrific organization. That Cincinnati hospital, they saved the life of a friend of mine's daughter. So it's a great. I mean, it's obviously a great place, but we're thrilled to be doing that. We'll be there for opening day.

[Jess Hooker]

We will. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're going to be at the

[Jess Hooker]

same location as justice here. Smoke Justice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So hope to see you there in person. And I think we're going to try to make the shirts available.

[Jess Hooker]

The shirts will be available online and on site and we'll have a donate button. If you don't want a shirt, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

We're getting, just getting it organized, getting it organized right now. But we hope to see you soon, Cincinnati. Or at least have you listening. And it's a great organization. Yeah. Feel free to make a donation. But it's just really a cool thing. Anyway, so we've gone from the awkward. God, I'll never forget.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. That is awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

After the three. Well, who wants to buy a week at a condo in Sarasota?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Okay. So, so sorry. Coming up, it's going to be sexy time time with Ali Breen. Right now. Let's talk our cars. We got our car girl over there. It's Christy Lee, who we. She's determined that she's. We know for sure you've owned more cars than any of us.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

You've owned more good ones.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. And you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I can remember you were doing a car a year.

[Christy Lee]

I was until I found out about that upside down payment thing. It was like, whoa, I gotta stop this. But, but that doesn't happen now because the car I have, I own because I don't want to get rid of it. I love it so much. And it's a Hyundai hybrid. And if you have a big family, they have you covered because the Hyundai people have the Palisade. The Palisade Hybrid has a 619 mile range. They get a probably an estimated 35 miles to the gallon.

[Tom Griswold]

So if your kids, if your kids

[Christy Lee]

are in the practice, hockey, practice gymnastics,

[Tom Griswold]

wherever they're in the midway and you're in a hockey league, you're going to need all 619 miles.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you'd have to stop because you, you've got to drive from Chicago to Nashville.

[Christy Lee]

But all your equipment will fit in the back. You can fit the kids in the back. I mean, it's, it's a great vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai has the motto no cleats in the seats for the Palisade hybrid because they have the captain's chairs for the back seat. And then what I like to call the way back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the third row seat. You can get back in there without having to climb over the back seats. You're not getting mud all over the seat. It's a great design, beautiful interior carrier, terrific mileage. Also because it's a hybrid, you don't have to plug in the Hybrids, they charge as they move. It's a really cool concept, probably, I think the future of automobiles.

[Christy Lee]

It's such a smooth driving car. I love it so much.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a buddy that's a car snob. Yeah, well, as you know, most, most

[Christy Lee]

of your friends are snobbers.

[Tom Griswold]

The one thing they're not too discerning about is their friends. But he's, he got his first Hyundai after driving Mercedes forever. Huge fan. Hyundai USA.com visit him. And right now, Hyundai has a very special sales event going on. So it's a good time with a lot of other stuff going on in the international world. You know what I'm talking about? A great time to grab a Hyundai HyundaiUSA.com, tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Coming up, sexy time with Ali Breen. I hope we have time to get to our, our robot vacuum hack.

[Christy Lee]

We'll have time. You need to do history, though. We got a new coming up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the Aureliotto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

out.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey. Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff Oskay, how are you? I'm doing good. There's Ace Cosby. I am Josh, Arnold and Tom, are you going to teach us a little bit about the past?

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to do a little history lesson. But before we do that, you were trying during the break. We had a delightful pie made for us by Ms. Hooker last week. And it was a huckleberry pie. I had never had huckleberries before.

[Josh Arnold]

None of us had.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was very good.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was really great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And we've had letter writers, you know, letting us know, really singing the prayer phrases of huckleberries. And so now we're kind of on a huckleberry kick, trying different items with huckleberry.

[Tom Griswold]

And like most Americans, I associate huckleberry primarily with Huckleberry Hound and to a lesser degree with Huckleberry Finn, even though I have a daughter named Finn. But I heard during the break, Josh walked in, he goes, I'm trying this huckleberry coffee. What's the story on this?

[Jess Hooker]

I set the can over there next to you. It's Just a huckleberry infused coffee like any other. We've had blueberry and banana bread and different, different coffees like that. So I thought, oh, let's try huckleberry. It smells wonderful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Smells great.

[Tom Griswold]

And it has a. A big purple bear eating or excuse me, eating breakfast and having a sip of coffee. So this is. This is it right here.

[Jess Hooker]

That is. That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

He asked for cream in his.

[Jess Hooker]

He did. I. Yeah. So I added a little bit of

[Tom Griswold]

cream to support American farmers. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I take mine straight. I. I hate ate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I, I'm not. I. I appreciate that I was able to try it and everything, but.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, that's the mushroom coffee with the huckleberry.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy. I can sure taste it. The aftertaste.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I hated the taste and I really hate the aftertaste.

[Jess Hooker]

It makes me wonder if it's artificial. It's not there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it seems like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there is. Did you make a pot of it? I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I may go ahead and just throw the whole pot, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I gotta try it.

[Jess Hooker]

You want me to get you some?

[Christy Lee]

No, I'll wait till the break.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like to sip from my. You don't mind?

[Pat Godwin]

What do you think that's.

[Tom Griswold]

They're straight because I. Oh, Shanker. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I take my coffee black.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a fan. It's very odd.

[Josh Arnold]

Like it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it has like a liqueur taste.

[Tom Griswold]

I taste the huckleberries, only I taste them. But after, after, after I've. You swallow it. It's in your. It's almost like a licorice aftertaste.

[Christy Lee]

Licorice aftertaste.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm not going to blame the huckleberries or any. It's just not for me.

[Jess Hooker]

Some people might love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It smells great.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it does smell. It makes the studio smell nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It would make a better candle than a coffee.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the good news is what a great slogan that would be. It'd make a better candle than a coffee. Wait a minute. You're trying to sell this stuff?

[Jess Hooker]

We did get the huckleberry jam also. And we're going to have have peanut butter and huckleberry jam sandwiches soon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's that. I'm sure I will love.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to get back to the story you had about taking condom. What was the person. I don't have the.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I thought we were going to go to history.

[Tom Griswold]

We are, but I want to just

[Christy Lee]

taking condoms to a funeral. The Trojan company did A state of the sex survey. Yeah. One in eight men under 35 admitted that they took it.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not going because their girlfriend is a friend of the decedent or anything like that. They're taking condoms.

[Tom Griswold]

Comes to a funeral, just in case.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So on the off chance, wouldn't it be awkward walking up to the widow, standing next to the body and going, hey, are you on the pill?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

That would be weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, that would be very weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Just asking, but haven't you ever been to a funeral that turns into a party? Like, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Our family goes, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I still never took a condom.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be awkward. I mean.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Is.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a casserole and a condom.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jeff Oskay]

I suppose if you have those potatoes, that'll get me going.

[Christy Lee]

Funeral potatoes. They are so good.

[Tom Griswold]

And I didn't know they were called funeral potatoes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not always called that in the Midwest.

[Christy Lee]

They are. I mean, we've always called them that. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It just. That's. I mean. Yeah. Why. If you're not. If it's not a funeral, why call them that?

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't. We called them Jesus potatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm being castigated for.

[Christy Lee]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get to our history lesson, shall we?

[Christy Lee]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is good. Didn't see that. 1793, the first cabinet meeting is held at Mount Vernon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did they hide on shaker cabinets?

[Josh Arnold]

Hard to go wrong with shaker.

[Tom Griswold]

They did it in the kitchen. So ergo, a cabin. And me. If they'd been in the bedroom, it would have been a.

[Christy Lee]

A dresser meeting.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, again, politics aside, I'm really not interested in how you feel, but I don't think any congress person should be allowed to skip the State of the Union.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

How the rest of us have to go to meetings all the time at work.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So do you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I agree. Agree.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely agree.

[Tom Griswold]

The cabinet meeting. Yeah. It was held at George Washington's house. I guess they were pissed because Jefferson designed it.

[Christy Lee]

Designed the cabinet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So it was white oak.

[Pat Godwin]

I knew he was going to design it.

[Tom Griswold]

The cabin as opposed to Ebony.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he may have that backwards. From what I understand, he enjoyed an ebony. At least one of the cabbages.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's awful. I'm sorry. Okay. Oh, we were talking about boxing earlier in the big rematch coming up. This is 1964. On this date, Muhammad Ali TKO'd Sonny Liston for his first world heavyweight title. He was still. I Was just gonna say he would have been Cash's clay. That's one of the greatest photographs in the history of sports. Sports.

[Christy Lee]

I do remember that picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But he's not from 64.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this. Pat, for me and you on this date in 1969, the Beatles began recording Abbey Road.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my favorite album.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's very, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is your favorite Beatles album.

[Tom Griswold]

And that, of course, the famous question, why did the Beatles cross the Road Code? It was to get an album cover.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And to get Paul a pair of shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now.

[Christy Lee]

It is kind of cool to go there, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We did it.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. This is a weird story and potentially awkward, so be careful how you joke about this in 2018. This is true.

[Josh Arnold]

He knows I can't come from the

[Pat Godwin]

guy who just did the Jefferson.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a rock solid Jefferson joke. I wrote that. I'm very pleased.

[Christy Lee]

You wrote it backwards. No, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

White oak is a opposed.

[Jeff Oskay]

More of a mahogany.

[Pat Godwin]

A mahogany chunk.

[Tom Griswold]

As opposed to ebony. China banned the letter n in 2018. So I guess it became chia.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it chia now?

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently, they unbanned it, then shortly thereafter.

[Christy Lee]

Why? I don't even want to know why.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have thought they would have gone with l see.

[Pat Godwin]

And you. You asked us to be careful.

[Josh Arnold]

He wanted us to be careful so that he could be as dangerous as.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, if you ban the letter N, then you've got hog. Kog.

[Josh Arnold]

I like hog.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I miss it. How about some birthdays? Oh, George Harrison's birthday today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, speaking of the Beatles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Famous, of course, is a member of the Traveling Wilberries. He was in another band.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go. This guy's still alive. How about this one? Happy birthday to Rick Flick.

[Josh Arnold]

When you invoke Ric Flair.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday to.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoo.

[Tom Griswold]

This says he slept with 10,000 women.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he came out whether or not he did, but I guarantee. What's that? I believe it. Yeah, I kind of do, too. Now, I'm not saying it was quality.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking wrestling groupies.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he should have gone with Dick Flair. Happy birthday to friend of the show, Carrot top. Born in 65. Carrot Top is if you ever get a chance to see him. He is great. There are certain comedians. He's terrific.

[Pat Godwin]

He's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You have to be a true snob not to appreciate it.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Funny is funny. And he's. He's an odd gent. Oh, yeah. He's got very fit. He's super fit. He's got the tattooed eyebrows, eyeliner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But he even is aware of.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he's doing it on purpose.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he's great. 1971. Happy birthday, Sean Aston.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

He's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

He's been in everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Stranger things, Lord of the Rings.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the most popular of all the rudies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

More popular than Rudy.

[Josh Arnold]

More popular than Rudy, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, let's see who else. That's pretty much it. Happy birthday to those involved and may

[Josh Arnold]

you have many more and have a nice life.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a nice. Have a nice life and don't bother me again. See, it's white because see, all the guys there were.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but Jefferson, you yourself have a famous parking lot joke or whatever.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it's, it's Monticello. The bumper Jefferson has a 12 car garage. And one of the bumper stickers on one of his buggies says, ask me about my slave children. That's a rock solid joke.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And a little bit of history if you, you might want to look into that. And you'll wonder why he's on the, on the, on the stone rock. Okay, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. What's it called? Mount Rushmore.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he on that? No, If I forget, he's not on. I can't keep track of these guys. All these old white slave owners look the same to me. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. You found us. Why not stick around, hang out with us a little bit? We appreciate it. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

At the news desk, Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Jeff. OSU is yawning across the way. That's right. I know, man. Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Late night?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Were you doing homework? Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jeff's an old student.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But you're a straight A student. You should be very proud of yourself.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right. Dean's list, baby. 4.0 college.

[Josh Arnold]

There's ACE Cosby. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold. We're all here live in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Hello. Hello. Thank you very much for joining us. Happy to be here.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we just said about osu.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a straight A student.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's gone back to school. Good for you. Jeffrey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Can we Call you a geriatric student. The way they call women, you know,

[Josh Arnold]

that is really 35 plus.

[Jeff Oskay]

I feel like it when I'm there.

[Jess Hooker]

Trust me.

[Josh Arnold]

All the. Whether you like it or not, all the woke language that's out there and all the. Apparently Jess doesn't like it, but all the.

[Ali Breen]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You would think that these two terms would have been the first to ago geriatric pregnancy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because what, 34, 35. And morbid obesity, which it's gonna kill you. Yeah, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's also like. But it's for somebody to be morbidly obese. It's not as fat as you would think.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I had to read that in my. My chart. I'm not even kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

And you've never been over £300.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's just. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's 300.

[Pat Godwin]

298 one time, but, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is a bad segue. You're a little porkier in your special. Is that out there yet? Because you said it was. Then you said it wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's not my fault, but it will be out soon. And I am fat net with white hair. Yeah. Big fat Q tip. Is that what you want?

[Tom Griswold]

No. You've dropped a significant amount of weight. I congratulate you.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. Just stop puking in the bathroom here. When is it coming up out?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought.

[Christy Lee]

He keep asking him and he keeps.

[Pat Godwin]

First of all, they're not back yet receiving emails until the 25th, so I have to.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, what is it lent.

[Christy Lee]

What, you can't get emailed till the 25th.

[Josh Arnold]

No, don't worry about it. They've got their own way to do it. He'll tell you when it comes out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's the Pat Godwin dry bar special that I thought he said was out.

[Josh Arnold]

I did.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I did see it.

[Josh Arnold]

He was told one.

[Pat Godwin]

I was told the 21st.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. Well, when it comes out, I'll still be angry. Now, Christy Lee is at the news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

A man trying to modify his robot vacuum to run with a PS5 controller accidentally uncovered a massive security flaw, gaining access to about 7,000 devices worldwide.

[Josh Arnold]

This is all funny or whatever the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a different.

[Christy Lee]

It's a different. It's a Romeo vacuum.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's some part of this is real creepy and you'll. I want. I have questions, but go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Samuel, as do Fall, told the Verge he was experimenting with his dji Romo Vacuum. When he realized his custom app could control other vacuums connected to DJI servers.

[Josh Arnold]

Romo says what?

[Christy Lee]

He says he was able to steer the devices, view home floor plans, access live camera feeds, microphones, and see approximate location.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, stop right there. Microphones, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

In roombas or, I'm sorry, Mobile, I

[Tom Griswold]

assume mostly it picks up this sound.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would you have a microphone on a. On a vacuum cleaner?

[Jess Hooker]

Because everything's mic.

[Josh Arnold]

Or can you say, hey, vacuum stop?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, but that'd be maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. God, that's so weird. So this guy was able to see other people's houses?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. The company since restricted some access, though reports say the security issues were only partially resolved.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm saying? In the future.

[Christy Lee]

What are you saying?

[Tom Griswold]

Roomba porn.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, random.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna see a lot of feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, listen, from what. From what Josh has told me about fetishes that might be very popular.

[Josh Arnold]

That might be the number one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Point of vacuum.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to know. That big vacuum is watching me.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I can yell, hey, hey, stop vacuuming. And she'll hear me if she takes her headphones off, but in English.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Jefferson. And now the Latinos, the real and the obvious.

[Ali Breen]

At your house,

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yesterday, we were talking about the. What was it? The snowplow?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the robo snow plow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I have seen the robot lawn thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that my neighbor had one of these down the road. Now, when next snowfall fall, I'm gonna go down there because I want to see this thing work. I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

But didn't we determine that it's like 7,000 bucks or something.

[Christy Lee]

5,000 bucks. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you could hire the kid next door for the next 40 years.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the problem is we don't have it. Kid next door. There are no kids in our neighborhood that shovel driveways.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're not allowed. Bars are also privileged. They don't have to be entrepreneurial about anything.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, so the. The lawn things are pretty cool. I'm just wondering, and I don't know the answer to this, if. Are these things programmed with gps?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how this guy was able to activate their. Or access their floor plans.

[Tom Griswold]

So how do I ask this question? How do I. Axe. I was gonna say, is it. Do you have to sort of go out there and take it to where you want it to be and set the parameters, or do you actually have a map.

[Josh Arnold]

It sets it itself. Right.

[Christy Lee]

The one that I was looking at, the snow plow deal. You had to affix something to this to your house that would, I guess, guide the robot, maybe. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

The vacuums will just go around, hit the walls, and then it.

[Christy Lee]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The Roomba itself, the perimeter goes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So I guess my question is, does the lawn. Automatic lawnmower thing stop if it sees, I don't know, a dog or an object?

[Christy Lee]

I would think that's what they.

[Josh Arnold]

We've been told they do. Yeah. It won't run over because these aren't as prevalent, but they won't run over a newspaper. In your.

[Tom Griswold]

When I saw this story, I pulled this other story that I gave you, Christy, about.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The dog owner who discovered that not all robot vacuums will spot dog poop. Oh. Chris Fanning, who regularly posts videos of his golden retriever, Topher, footage of a mishap when his Roomba was cleaning the floor. Topher had had an accident. The robot vacuum failed to recognize said mess and instead smeared it across the hardwood floors. The video does show a guilty looking Topher and an upside down Roomba covered in the. The aftermath.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Newer models made by iRobot now include camera based obstacle detection designed to identify and avoid pet waste, though.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. By the way, the. That's the Roomba number two.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They even market it as, quote, pet owner official promise.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It won't happen again, hopefully.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, They've seen the video. The dog looks at the camera and he goes, the next time I say I want to go to the park, I want to go to the park, hear me? All right, but. So anyway, all this stuff, I guess, could be hacked. You got the refrigerator with the camera in it and all this WI FI stuff. Are we gonna find out that when you open your refrigerator, there's some guy staring at you?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. I mean, a lot of that stuff's

[Christy Lee]

hackable, but I'm not having a.

[Josh Arnold]

You can also. I. I just choose not to get a lot of that stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. That's what I do. Don't get one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't want my refrigerator to have to be on WI fi.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to have to adjust the temperature while I'm here. Okay, well, what else you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A realtor was caught using AI to enhance a property after accidentally posting a listing with a photograph that appeared to show a demonic figure emerging from the bathroom mirror.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that would do. We have that Picture that would hurt sales.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, they did. He didn't notice it.

[Christy Lee]

Reddit users proposed that the Realtor had used AI to spruce up the property.

[Tom Griswold]

Photo. There he goes. There's a photo of the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

The AI hallucination, which one commenter described as has a sleep paralysis demon, which goes back to that.

[Josh Arnold]

So unsettling looking. It's not your classic demon. You know what it looks like a shirtless wrestler. And what I mean is like a college wrestler. He's got like a headgear type thing on, almost bent over.

[Tom Griswold]

There's almost a simian look to it.

[Jess Hooker]

Or. Yeah, caveman looking.

[Josh Arnold]

It's scarier than like if you saw a demonic face.

[Christy Lee]

The unusual.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you go, what the hell is that?

[Christy Lee]

That the unusual photo was seen in a list.

[Tom Griswold]

If you didn't have the gold coat on, I wouldn't know it was a realtor.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate it.

[Christy Lee]

To a rental Property in Washington, D.C. yeah, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

That's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Really disturbing to me.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here at Poltergeist Realty, we sell the most haunted of houses.

[Jess Hooker]

And what's the red stuff in the bathtub?

[Tom Griswold]

This is totally local. This is a totally local story. And it's true. There is a realty company here called Graves, and I kid you not. There. I wish I'd had my camera with me. This pre. Cell phone. There was a. Ever seen one of these developments where they've had to cordon off, you know, 50 square feet because there are a couple of graves there?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's this backyard that's cordoned off and there's three or four graves there. And there was a sign for Graves Realty to sell the property. Yikes. Would you want to have a. A grave, you know, 30ft from your porch?

[Josh Arnold]

Honestly, I'd have to know about the. You mean another one?

[Jess Hooker]

Quiet neighbors?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So why was the guy using AI that's what I don't understand.

[Christy Lee]

Just to make the photos look better. A lot of people are doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

That was so called slop that showed up in that photo.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it fair to AI the photographs of a.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way that's of a room

[Tom Griswold]

you're trying to rent anyway.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's completely, at the very least, unethical.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you rent the place, are you responsible for feeding the demon?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's the problem.

[Christy Lee]

Of course you are.

[Josh Arnold]

And it feeds off your positive energy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Just sucks the life out of you. Coming up on a positive note, we're gonna help some folks with their love lives because obviously with the amount of romantic tumult in this studio, we can certainly be of some assistance. I'm talking about Sexy Times with the lovely Allie Breen coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's at the music area. Hello. Jess Hooker's next to him.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's Jeff Oskin. Yes. Ace Cosby across the way. Hello, I'm Josh Arnold and Tom. We are joined by one of our favorite people with one of our absolute, absolute favorite segments and subjects.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing it. It's Ally Breen. Our question was gonna be, where is Ali? It's either gonna be New York, Boston, Florida, Phoenix, Reno, Georgia.

[Christy Lee]

Look at you.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like you're back home in New York City.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I wish I was in Florida. It's so cold and snowy.

[Christy Lee]

How many inches of snow did you get there where I am?

[Ali Breen]

Maybe a little over a foot. But it seems like I've seen people posting that they're like, buried. So some parts of the city seem to have gotten more.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Central park had like 20 inches.

[Ali Breen]

It's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I changed it to Tavern on the White. Is that cute?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Hello. Someone called Reader's Digest.

[Josh Arnold]

Quick.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very good, Josh. Ali Breed is a very fine stand up comedian. She's also our authority in the world of, of illicit sex and. Oh, sorry. We have letters. You can reach Allie, by the way. A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I spell it out for you because you can find her on your favorite social media platform. And let's get to our first letter. What's happening?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my husband has been going to the gym and got new clothes for work and overall been in a way better mood. Uh, oh, I know. At his Christmas work party, I met a new secretary who works there who's very young and cute. I've never heard him mention her before, but I have a feeling this might be the reason he has more pet happiness step. Should I be worried there's something going on and how do I even investigate this?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you should be.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But do you think that it's possible, like, if, if she knew, like, hey, my husband enjoys this young girl and she makes him feel good and they're just chatting back and forth, that that's completely safe and fine?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Jess, that is possible. I don't, I don't think It's.

[Pat Godwin]

This is just a poor, random pretty

[Christy Lee]

girl that he's trying to attract.

[Josh Arnold]

It's possible when both people in a relationship are confident. And this lady doesn't seem like she has that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, but I would be like, oh, you're gonna listen to my husband's jokes that I've heard for the last 25 years.

[Christy Lee]

Please enjoy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

Take care of my light work.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think there's. He hasn't given you any reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe the guy's getting in shape because his doctor told him, you're gonna die if you don't drop 50 pounds and

[Josh Arnold]

just assume it's because some pretty girl you met at a Christmas party.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that's the other thing. Is this a company with a thousand people or a company with 4?

[Pat Godwin]

10 people?

[Josh Arnold]

4.

[Jeff Oskay]

That makes a big deal. Like, he may never even see the secretary. If he works out in the plant,

[Josh Arnold]

there's a chance a supervisor went up to him and, hey, man, we need you to dress better. Yeah, who knows?

[Ali Breen]

If that were the case, he'd go home and be like, oh, I just got.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but she hasn't even asked him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. Should she.

[Christy Lee]

How does she know about the secretary?

[Josh Arnold]

Terry met her at a Christmas party.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They were banging. They were banging in the. In the coat room. And maybe she should ask him some

[Ali Breen]

questions that nothing's going on, but he would take her up on it if something was going on.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Ali Breen]

You know what I do?

[Christy Lee]

Attract her.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Let him have the fantasy.

[Josh Arnold]

The female brain.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

Your brain went right to. This guy's cheating on his wife.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all I'm saying. The female brain.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever been cheated on?

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then that's why your brain doesn't go there.

[Josh Arnold]

But even if you have been cheated on, you don't just assume that's going to happen to you every time. At least a healthy person wouldn't, you weirdo.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm trying. I'm trying to lose weight and dress better. And I'm not trying to cheat on my lady. If it happens, then cool, but I

[Pat Godwin]

mean, it's not the ultimate goal. You're not looking for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. Obviously, this one is a zero. Ali Breen, what have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I have been dating a guy online who I met and I really like. We do a lot of dinners and movies and cuddling at home, and he's very Attention affectionate and attentive. I just realized, though, we Almost never go out. And when I do, it's just he and I. Or we'll go out with my friends. I haven't met any of his friends or family. He's never even attempted to integrate me into his world. Do you think he's ashamed of me or should I push to meet them?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe he's ashamed of them. Oh, that could be. Maybe, maybe. Maybe he doesn't want you to think less of him because his. You know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to know if he is going. Hey, honey, I'm going to go have dinner with my family. Hey, I'm going out with my friends. If or if he's not. If he's not doing that on his own, it's just because. Because that's the life he lives, you know? Sort of isolated, but.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Visitors night at the penitentiary is Thursday. You want to go get some beans and franks?

[Josh Arnold]

My whole family is in here.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I don't think there's any danger here, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, in fact, I. You should be grateful he's not trying to help.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not kidding.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, exactly. Careful what you wish for.

[Josh Arnold]

He clearly likes you. He likes you.

[Tom Griswold]

So now maybe he doesn't want you to meet his wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you considered that?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't want to jump there because I don't want you to. I was thinking it.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that called?

[Christy Lee]

That's called cheating. No, no, no, the adultery.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a TV show. Then what's that called?

[Jess Hooker]

Polygamy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't know. Catfishing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Oh, no, no, no. I can't catch.

[Ali Breen]

Catfish is when you're like a guy pretending to be a girl trying to land a professional athlete.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That kind of thing is catfishing.

[Christy Lee]

Or you never meet them because they're always online.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one.

[Ali Breen]

And you ask for money constantly. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Photo.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. We have another letter from Ali Breen. What does it say?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my husband. Oh, dear Allie, my boyfriend fights constantly with his family. They're Italian, I'm Irish. Does that mean if we get married he's going to constantly fight with me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And since you're Irish, you're going to fight him back.

[Jeff Oskay]

It'll be perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the liquor cabin will be full. Got that going.

[Christy Lee]

Wine and whiskey for dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you want to take this?

[Pat Godwin]

It'll be half empty.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you've had several entanglements in your life.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have they been. You are of course, full blooded Irish. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

This is the Irish slogan. Where's the Fight. And what's it about?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever been with any Italian ladies?

[Pat Godwin]

Have I ever been with it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

Are they feisty?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at me. How did it go?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, where do you want to start? It goes pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Italian women are.

[Tom Griswold]

Are adorable.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Very sexy.

[Jess Hooker]

I come from a big Italian family, and I think that that's the way we show love. Love. Like we're not going to be softer or kind, but like engaging in arguments is how we communicate. Yeah, not everybody, but some. Most of us.

[Ali Breen]

I dated a Greek guy that was like that. The whole family, I always thought that they hated me. They'd always yell. This is just how we talk.

[Pat Godwin]

I think when I date anyone of any ethnic, any. Any culture, they are all angry and fight with.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Pat Godwin]

Where there's Italian, might be you.

[Christy Lee]

Have you thought about it?

[Josh Arnold]

I love it. I had an aunt who was Irish and an uncle who was Italian, and we would go over there for cabbage and meatballs, and it was just so good. Always had a great time and she

[Tom Griswold]

could never sit down. So funny. Our guest is Ali Breen. Ali Breen is a standup comedian based in New York City who is typically in either Boston, Florida or Arizona. And it's a L, L, B, R, E, E, N. I spell it out because you can look for her with your love troubles if you go to your favorite social media platform. What else have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Allie, my wife. Dear Allie, my wife wears yoga pants all the time and will get some serious camel toe. We ran into friends the other day at lunch, and now all my friends are calling her Moose Knuckles. Oh, no. How do I tell her to stop wearing these when we're in public? Guys stared at the like, it's a car wreck. I hadn't really thought about it until my friends mentioned it. And I don't know if she'll get insulted if I tell her bigger size.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't we have a story, though, about some kind of underwear you can wear with.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That people want?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This was an underwear that accentuated. It was like a fake camel toy suit. It would even be more.

[Jess Hooker]

But now there's new underwear that's like a really thin silicone, like, cup almost for women. That just smooths out the area, like Barbie ish, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so you look like Rudolph Nureyev and that big cod piece thing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't just buy yoga pants that fit. That's. It's a.

[Jeff Oskay]

Shut up.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, what are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. What am I doing? I'm on the wrong side of this argument. Yeah. We love yoga.

[Christy Lee]

You like camel toe, though?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

My. I'm curious about your friends.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Get better friends.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Who would you ever say that about? Like, Jeff's wife if she.

[Josh Arnold]

No way. No, I was thinking that, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Whose friends would say that about their. A friend's wife.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's bizarre.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, also, they've got a wrong moose Knuckle is for guys.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless she's, well, really bulky down there.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if it's. If she's.

[Jess Hooker]

If the yoga pant fits.

[Tom Griswold]

Producing padanda.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She's got a buzz.

[Ali Breen]

Just buy her some nicer. Buy her loose pants.

[Jeff Oskay]

Buy her some longer shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you raised a really good. Yeah. Why are his friends. And why would they even say it to him? I'm behind his back. I can see, doing it.

[Jess Hooker]

Are these the friends that, like, shared naked pictures of wives and girlfriends with each other? I think that's a weird group.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a weird group.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All of the guys in here right now, we're all really close and we're all funny with each other. That doesn't happen. And why would. We would never say.

[Ali Breen]

Gosh, yeah. It's insane. It's a crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

So the solution. The solution to this one is withdraw from your life, get all new friends, and buy her a bike cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Do women know they have camel toe?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Not always. They come.

[Christy Lee]

It's uncomfortable. Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

The reason I asked is. I assumed it would be uncomfortable.

[Christy Lee]

It is uncomfortable.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw a woman at Kroger.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't mean she doesn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It was like a dinosaur camel.

[Jess Hooker]

I think women enjoy showing that.

[Pat Godwin]

My aunt knows. My grandmother knows.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, let's move on. Allie Breen is our guest. What have we got?

[Ali Breen]

I was gonna say, too. It depends on the level. If you just have a little bit, you might not know. But if a full situation. Yeah. There's no way you don't understand. Okay. Dear Allie, I went to happy hour with my girlfriend, and when I went to the bathroom, another guy sent her a drink from across the bar. She accepted it and we got into a huge fight. As I told her she shouldn't have, she said that would have been rude. Who's right here?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know. Okay. All I can do is. What I can tell you what I would have done if I were the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. You got a free drink, but that's it. There's no. So you know what? Actually now that I think about it, there's a chance I would have gone over, and not in a crappy way. Hey, I appreciate it. And I don't blame you for sending her a drink, man. She's up. But, you know, she is with me and. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you have $400 cash, you can't touch her.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Exactly. So now if you want an indecent proposal, this thing, we can do it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had that happen with my ex wife before, and I just took the. I was like, thanks, and I drank it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good move.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a baller move.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's aggressive to me that way.

[Jeff Oskay]

I was hoping it was roofing. Knock myself out. You know that date.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get another letter from Ali Breen. What do you got, Allie?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my wife got flowers at work for Valentine's Day. From whom? She said the card said, a secret admirer. She didn't volunteer this information and said she had no idea who sent them. I found out from her co worker and asked. Asked her specifically about it. Don't you think it's weird she didn't tell me?

[Tom Griswold]

It's just one. That's one of those super awkward situations where this nothing wrong was done, but all of a sudden you're put in this position of, wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

Who's her co worker that told her husband.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that told her. Good point.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the crappy thing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in the previous group of friends two letters ago.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

People cannot mind their friends.

[Ali Breen]

But she could have done it with. Without realizing, she could have been like, oh, that's so funny that your wife has a secret admirer at work, you know, without knowing that it wasn't told

[Christy Lee]

to him or the coworker knows something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That would almost make me think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Like, hey, dude, might want to look into this.

[Josh Arnold]

Still, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you insert yourself?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The woman may be totally innocent.

[Josh Arnold]

If your significant other got flowers from a secret admirer, came home and said, hey, look, I got these flowers from a secret admirer. I don't know who the heck I would say.

[Christy Lee]

Are they from you? That'd be my first.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, would you be mad at your partner?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I would not.

[Jess Hooker]

But I would not have brought the flowers home. I would have left them at work.

[Pat Godwin]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to go back to Christie's scenario.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

So she brings the flowers home and she says, I bet these are from you. And if they weren't, would you say, that's right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be.

[Pat Godwin]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That would. Kiss of death. You know, that's gonna come back to.

[Josh Arnold]

I had somebody steal my flower Valor once.

[Jess Hooker]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I sent. My friend Nikki, had a new TV show, and she was. This was her first, like, kind of a big project. I sent her flowers. Her agent has. Is also named Josh. She called him and said, hey, thanks for the flowers. And he was like, oh, you're very welcome.

[Jess Hooker]

Is he still her agent?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you tell her?

[Josh Arnold]

She eventually said or. Yes, I eventually. And I don't normally do this, but normally I would have heard something, and I just want to make sure everything went okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She eventually recognized the.

[Josh Arnold]

I went, hey, did you get the

[Tom Griswold]

flowers, the photographs of your male member?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. She recognized my thumbprint on the front.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time for one more letter. Ali Breen, before we go, I know

[Ali Breen]

a girl who, when her relationship was on the rock, she sent her son flowers to get the boyfriend jealous to see. So there's a chance maybe the wife's stirring something up.

[Josh Arnold]

I do like when women send themselves flowers just because. Just because they're not trying to start anything. They just. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

To create drama. Get out. Get out. Okay, a quick letter. What do we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my husband takes one guy's trip per year, and it's a golf trip to Thailand. All my friends say I'm crazy for letting him go and that he's obviously cheating. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

He's not obviously cheating, but there is a chance. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nice golf course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with Phoenix

[Pat Godwin]

golf courses in Thailand?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Christie has nailed this. Yeah. You never see. Hi. Back in the day, Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicholas and their trip to Thailand.

[Josh Arnold]

They might be playing one round of golf in Thailand. Thailand?

[Tom Griswold]

I doubt.

[Christy Lee]

The other four days, they're guessing whether it's a boy or girl.

[Pat Godwin]

The other 17 holes have nothing to do with golf.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. When you play golf in Thailand, you always have to ask the person you're with. Are you hitting from the ladies?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Allie. Are you working? I guess. Is the city going to be reopened by this weekend?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, things are starting to open back up. I'm down at the Comedy Village this weekend, and then next weekend I will be in Reno.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Silver Legacy.

[Ali Breen]

Like the Reno Tahoe Comedy Club. Yeah, exactly. And then I am doing a casino on the Sunday, but it's not that one. It's like 40 minutes outside of Reno. So next time I talk to you guys. I'll have details.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Well, thanks, Allie. And once again, it's a L L I B R e e N. Look her up on your favorite social media platform or ali b in the world of sexy time. Only fans on only fans. Okay, thank you very much. Challenge. I want to tell you about Simplisafe once again. Chick Magee is the one that turned us onto this. He installed it himself one weekend. He's actually moved it twice since then. When he moved. Simplisafe is a home security System voted number one years. Was it five years in a row. SimpliSafe has been named number one for satisfaction in the world of home security systems or even at work. We have Simplisafe here at the Bob and Tom studios. Simplisafe has something new they're doing called active guard outdoor protection. The way this works is they have AI powered cameras that are watching what's going on at your place and they will activate spotlights. They can even talk to a would be intruder and call the cops. By the way, simply say famous for no long term contracts. Simply say famous for no cancellation fee. Some of these monitoring plans start at just about a buck a day. A 60 day satisfaction guarantee or your money back. And Simplisafe is doing something very special today. 50% off a new SimpliSafe system. If you access SimpliSafe by going to simplisafetom.com that's simplisafetom.com. there's no safe like Simplisafe. We're coming right back with more. We are in the Aureliotto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Having a great day. Hope you are too. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker across the way.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

As is Jeff Oskay. There's Ace Cosby. I am Josh Arnold. And there's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a lot of letters here at the Bob and Tom Show. I'm wondering if we're going to get a letter tomorrow borrow from some guy going, listen, I went to Thailand just to play golf. I swear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, Ali Bream had a letter from some woman who said her husband went to Thailand.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't it like an annual, an

[Tom Griswold]

annual thing to play golf. That's The. The Gary Glitter Open. Have you been to Thailand, Pan?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you do? If it is six friends, they go to Tai. They go to Thailand, and there is golfing. But three or four of those friends then go do crappy extracurricular stuff, cheat on their wives or whatever. But you don't.

[Christy Lee]

You're guilty by association, that kind of thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, because I feel like. No, I wouldn't be mad, but I don't. I don't know. I need to know what the golf situation is in Thailand.

[Tom Griswold]

Some friends of mine just got back from there and. And they had a. They were a couple. They had a great time. Oh, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

There's more than just seediness.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they went to Vietnam and they said it was amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's possible. A bunch of guys going over there. I have, you know, visions of one night.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, It's.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the movie. What's the movie with the monkey or whatever it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Hangover 2.

[Tom Griswold]

They hangover too? Yeah. Yeah. Well, did. I'm not even sure I saw that. Did they explore the potential gender issues with the local hookers?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. I don't. I know I saw it in the theater. I don't remember.

[Jess Hooker]

What do they call them?

[Pat Godwin]

Their lady boys?

[Jess Hooker]

Lady boys? Is that it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they kind of do. Yeah. I don't know if there's like a Thai word.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that a Canadian band? Well, that's lover boy. Sorry. I'm actually excited. This is totally off the. Who's on the. Is April Wine opening for Triumph on that tour?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they coming to the United States? Yeah. Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Like 45 dates.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah. I want to go. I'm a huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Lot of rib fests out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge. Oh, Triumph is great. And they're augmenting the band. I want to see that.

[Jeff Oskay]

My aunt dated one of the gentlemen from Triumph for a few years.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Which one?

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Which aunt or which guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Which guy?

[Jeff Oskay]

The Canadian one.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all Canadian.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know the guy's name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'd like to see that.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody does.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

April Wine's hit Just between you and Me. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Biggest one. Yeah. Roller.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Just between.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I. I. Triumph is doing a limited reunion tour with Rick. Emmett. The whole.

[Jeff Oskay]

I met the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't rick, was it? Mr. Levine, the bass player? Maybe a lot of hair.

[Jeff Oskay]

Whoever it is, I just got done working with. Who's the meat lady? The meat coat. He had just gotten Done producing some stuff for her. Like, he's. He works with a lot of big names.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. That's just one of the many great tours going out this summer. I don't know if they're doing a lot of dates in the States, but I want to go see him somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of music, the University of Wisconsin at Madison will rename Music hall to the Herb Cole hall in 2029 after a $30 million contribution from the late Senator Herb Cole's foundation. The largest donation in the university history. Where's this Herb Cole? This is at the Madison University of Wisconsin. Madison.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And 30% off tuition if you pay in Kohl's cash.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course. Co founder of the Kohl's department stores. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I understand you can return packages to Amazon when you go to concerts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how about that?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't even need a boxer or a amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Just need your QR code.

[Tom Griswold]

So convenient.

[Josh Arnold]

That really is convenient.

[Christy Lee]

It's very convenient.

[Tom Griswold]

That's actually a nice. What a great donation. My God.

[Christy Lee]

$30 million.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That gets your name on the building.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's gonna be some good. Nice, comfortable seats.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. A scientists have discovered the secret behind a horse's neigh. The Winnie is an unusual combination of both high and low pitched sounds. Like a cross between a grunt and a squeal that comes out at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Why was. Why are they saying.

[Josh Arnold]

What are they trying to figure out here?

[Christy Lee]

The low frequency is made by vocal fold vibration, just like humans singing. But this latest study solves the mystery for the high frequency sound of a horse's Winnie. Researchers found that the high frequency component is generated by a whistle that's created in the horse's larynx. In contrast, humans whistle with their mouths.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

That horses have unique vocal adaptations which allow them to produce a richer, more complex spectrum of calls compared to other males.

[Josh Arnold]

I deserve an Academy Award for acting like I was at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say, isn't this in the category? Who wanted to study this?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think I have one of these here. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your horse, Winnie.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a horse, Winnie.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your classic Winnie.

[Tom Griswold]

Other horses, other horses recognize that as being one the of their fellow horsemen. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Give us your best Winnie there, Christy. Me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

That was creepy.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good, though.

[Pat Godwin]

You gave it a shot.

[Christy Lee]

Give us your best one since you're yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

That was a witch from Macbeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Whose was creepier?

[Jeff Oskay]

His.

[Pat Godwin]

By far.

[Jess Hooker]

By far.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have enough War and a Half to press like Bette Midler.

[Pat Godwin]

Hocus Pocus.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are they studying this? Is there something we're missing?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, Tom, you gave me the.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there was this story. They said they finally solved the mystery between our. Why that. The whistle.

[Tom Griswold]

This is now Bobby. Bobby McFern can do all these sounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you do a horse, Winnie?

[Pat Godwin]

No, not at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Please try.

[Josh Arnold]

Where else?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not even going to try.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess, will you try?

[Jeff Oskay]

Try. Hold.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, you got this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's a dog. That is not.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally, Ace, you got to give us your best. I'm working. I don't. Yeah, I mean, I just got some Scooby in.

[Tom Griswold]

Did. Did Mr. Ed ever do a traditional horse winning or was he strictly a.

[Christy Lee]

The expert? We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

He did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, he did. Occasionally.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is he mostly a speaker of English? How great would that be to walk home and your dog walks over and goes, hey, listen, I've been meaning to say.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We only would talk to you. What a great concept. Thanks so much for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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