The BOB & TOM Show - February 27, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show — February 27, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends signature humor, daily news, quirky observations, and sports banter, all enlivened by a rotating cast of comic personalities. Main discussion threads include new football rules, the oddities of modern appliances, generational changes in travel attire, sports and pop culture news, and live interviews with comedians Greg Warren and Zoltan Kaszas. Recurring themes of nostalgia, mock-serious debate, and observational comedy run through the show.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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Morning Banter, Musical Opener, and Introductions

• [00:22] Bob Kevoian opens with a musical segment, “Beer Run,” setting a lighthearted tone.
• [02:34–03:45] Reunion feel with Chick McGee back; intros to Jess Hooker (news desk), Pat Godwin, Jeff Oskay, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, and Tom Griswold.
• [03:27] Announcement of special guests: comedians Greg Warren and Zoltan Kaszas, teased with comedic riffing about names and pronunciations.

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New Spring Football Rules & Sports Talk

• [04:03–09:00]
  Topic: The UFL merger (USFL + XFL) and new football rules.
  • Notable Rules Discussed:
    • Field goals over 60 yards = 4 points.
      • Chick McGee: “If they instituted that in the NFL, 60-plus is four points... I like that. It's better than narrowing the goalposts.” [04:51]
    • Only 1 foot required inbounds for completion, NCAA-style.
      • Chick: "That should not exist. No." [05:54]
    • Banning the “tush push” play.
      • Tom: “Want to have a tug of war or a weightlifting competition? Takes all the grace out of the game.” [06:29]
    • Replay officials may throw a flag from the booth.
      • Chick: “...puts a lot of pressure on the referees on the field. Talk about second guessing.” [07:51]

Memorable Exchange:

• Josh: “Tom's contention is kickers are ruining football.” [05:09]

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Listener Letters & Real-Life Anecdotes

• [09:18–23:55]
  • Farewell letter to loyal listener Dan, a retiring overnight truck driver.
    • Tom: “He always listens to this break. ... we've been keeping him going for years.” [09:52]
  • Retirement ages for truckers, pilots, and even accountants.
  • Josh’s “semen analysis” (running joke about clinic experience, old magazines, and how advances in technology have changed sample collection).
    • Tom: “Can you imagine if you're one of the lady nurses there...” [12:35]
    • Ace: “It was all memory when we were kids.” [13:49]
    • GROUP riffing on how digital has changed things, leading to nostalgic and absurdist punchlines.

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Iconic Bar Chat, Dive Bars, and “The 12 Steps”

• [19:27–22:18]
  • Josh and Jeff’s dive bar experience: overhearing patrons discuss Alcoholics Anonymous.
    • Patron: “So what didn't you like about AA?”
      Friend: “The 12 steps.” (Dead serious.) [19:42]
    • Jess on the scene: “Most of those cars are left over from the night before. Those people haven't come pick up their cars yet." [21:36]

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Hawaii Animal News: Chickens & Mongooses

• [22:16–23:46]
  • Letters from Hawaii about wild chicken and mongoose populations.
    • Tom: “Mongooses were introduced ... to combat rats and snakes ... There are no snakes in the Hawaiian Islands ... an explosion in the population.” [22:45]

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Classic Song Parody: “I Am Fat, Oh So Fat”

• [24:01–24:52]
  • Listener request; group laughs; self-deprecating, absurdist lyrics.
  • Josh: “All I do, I eat and jerk — it and jerk it.” [24:44]

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Wiener Dog Racing & Curling Insights

• [27:05–28:26]
  • Sioux Falls hockey game: wiener dog races on ice (video referenced).
  • Curling: Chick explains ice prepping and pebbling for curling, revealing surprising knowledge.
    • Chick: “I know way more about curling than I should.” [28:23]

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Appliance Show, Tech Overload & WI-FI-ed Everything

• [35:36–40:24]
  • Tom rails against over-techification in home appliances and car controls.
    • Tom: “We don't have to have Wi-Fi on your steak knife. ... Just because we can do things doesn't mean we need to.” [36:02]
    • Chick: “You hate me [for Wi-Fi fridge]. ... I don't know why.” [38:01]
  • Group banter about scanning groceries, UV washers, and nostalgia for basic controls.

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Pajamas and Travel Etiquette Debate

• [46:40–53:53]
  • Discussion about adults flying in pajamas, bringing full-size pillows, and changing travel fashion norms.
    • Jess: “Bringing a pillow on a flight ... that's insane. As an adult, how do you feel about my neck pillow?” [46:49]
  • Tampa Airport “pajama ban” was a satiric social post. [51:31]

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Parenting, Kids' Illnesses, and Travel Hacks

• [32:07–34:07]
  • Gross-out parenting stories (vomit, diaper blowouts, pee shields for boys).
  • Jess: "They make cups now that look like little cups for babies ... it has some cute little name." [33:58]

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Enter Greg Warren: Game Show Announcer, Iced Tea Connoisseur

• [74:21–84:20]
  • Greg Warren (comedian & now announcer):
    • Promotes new game show “Greatest Average American” with Nate Bargatze (airs tonight on ABC, streaming on Hulu).
    • Deep dive on iced tea alliances.
      • Tom: “A fountain iced tea should be illegal. ... They presumptively cram a lemon in my tea." [75:30]
      • Greg: “Chipotle has great iced tea.” [75:03]
  • Recounts his Procter & Gamble sales days; brand mascots (Mr. Clean, Punchy, etc.), and mascot rankings.

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Letters, Branding, and Social Satire

• [85:15–89:00]
  • Debates about Mr. Clean’s supposed "retirement," real vs. satiric ad campaigns.
    • Josh: “Mr. Peanut apparently passed away. That was a shakedown.” [88:36]
    • Tom: “Mr. Clean: his first name is ... Veritably.” [92:54]

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Naming Riffs: Phone Answering Styles

• [104:44–108:15, 155:07–162:19]
  • Greg Warren’s anecdote: his buyer Dan Gardner’s unique “Dan Gardner” phone greeting becomes a running 'voice signature' punchline.
    • Greg: “Dan Gardner ... lets the name do the rest of the work. Man Gardner.” [105:07]
    • The show repeatedly riffs on how names and their delivery build character and credibility.

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Guest Comedian Zoltan Kaszas: Accents, Cat Conventions, Witches, and Social Media Trolls

• [101:04–121:48]
  • Zoltan tells origin/immigrant/funny-name stories, his marriage to a woman he met at a cat convention, and cat/dog people jokes.
    • Zoltan: “Cats are more like, ‘Oh, you're home? What are you doing? I'm gonna be in the kitchen. I'll see you later.’ I like that type of relationship.” [109:00]
  • Reading/handling online comments: “He wrote, ‘You gotta fix that haircut...’ then, ‘Oh, I see what you're going for.’ That hurts way more.” [119:31]
  • Getting trolled about ‘ignorant views of modern witchcraft’ [120:08] — group debate if you should ever reply to negative comments.

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Sports, Tattoos, Bizarre Mishaps, and Fart Science

• [57:53–74:00]
  • Sports oddities: viral hockey video, soccer player resuscitating a seagull, world record for Metallica tattoos.
    • Tom: “He’s got 72 Metallica tattoos. Good that he chose a band with staying power — wouldn’t want to be the guy with 72 Dexy’s Midnight Runners.” [71:32]
  • Baseball: Eating 30 raw eggs a day for muscle gain leads Chick to reminisce about Rocky, dog/egg trivia.
  • “Why We Tolerate Our Own Flatulence”: science news teed up for Greg Warren (a proud fart joke lover), but discussed seriously.
    • Tom: “There’s an interesting possible evolutionary explanation for being able to tolerate one's own flatulence.” [73:38]

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Miscellaneous Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “You know, the lyrics, the salami. I'm not even sure what it means...” — Tom on the “I Am Fat” song [25:06]
• “When you change a baby boy, you’re supposed to put a clean diaper as a shield. ... They sell cups now.” — Jess [33:58]
• “I went to a press conference for Hoosiers — Barbara Hershey had just stopped calling herself Seagull. … Do not ask her why she doesn't call herself Seagull.” — Tom [18:38]
• On modern appliance show: “We don't have to have Wi-Fi on your steak knife.” — Tom [36:02]
• Chick, on dog racing: “My paws are freezing. What the hell’s happening here?” [27:38]
• On pajamas in public: “In my day, we wore a suit and tie, smoking a cigarette, the lady in an evening gown.” — Chick [15:23]
• In classic show fashion, callbacks to inane product naming, mascot logistics (Mr. Clean's retirement), and debates over “the best disco song” [143:20–145:44]

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Closing Segments: History, Birthdays, and Sponsor Tie-ins

• [140:16–151:43]
  • Tom shares Today in History with the group interjecting with facts, mockery, and irreverence.
  • Greg Warren confirms he’s live at the Caravan in Louisville, and part of the Nate Bargatze TV game show (again, “tonight on ABC!”).
  • Greg Warren on fried chicken and pot pies, their use at Thanksgiving, and the sides-dominated nature of holiday meals.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:22 – Show musical opener: “Beer Run”
• 04:03 – Spring football/UFL rules breakdown
• 09:18 – Listener retirement letter + logistics of aging careers
• 11:24 – Josh’s semen analysis anecdote
• 19:27 – Dive bar/AA “12 steps” joke overheard
• 22:16 – Hawaii’s wild chickens and mongoose infestation
• 24:01 – “I Am Fat, Oh So Fat” (Song request & response)
• 27:05 – Wiener dogs on ice, curling trivia
• 35:36 – Appliance over-tech, nostalgia, car radio struggles
• 46:40 – Pajamas on planes, pillow talk
• 51:31 – Tampa Airport “pajama ban” satirical post clarified
• 74:21 – Greg Warren’s intro, ice tea opinions, new game show details
• 101:04 – Zoltan Kaszas’ guest segment: immigration, cats, witches, trolling
• 120:08 – Social media/YouTube hate mail (“ignorant views of modern witchcraft”)
• 140:16 – Today in History, birthdays, network news
• 155:07 – Reprise: phone-answering name riffs, Lee’s Famous Recipe Chicken
• 162:36 – Thanks and sign-off

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Flow, Tone, and Highlights

• Flow: Fast-paced, conversational, but circling around recurring themes (sports, nostalgia, generational shifts, the absurdity of modern life, and pop culture riffs).
• Tone: Warm, self-mocking, irreverent, improvisational. Plenty of groan-worthy puns, unfiltered opinions, and inside-joke callbacks.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “If they instituted that in the NFL, 60-plus is four points... I like that. It's better than narrowing the goalposts.” — Chick [04:51]
  • “Dan Gardner ... lets the name do the rest of the work. Man Gardner.” — Greg [105:07]
  • “You're balding, and your wiener doesn’t work. Can I just be bald and soft?” — Zoltan [131:12]
  • “I went to a press conference for Hoosiers ... Do not ask her why she doesn't call herself Seagull.” — Tom [18:38]

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For New Listeners

This episode perfectly showcases The BOB & TOM Show’s blend of live comedy, current events, real listener interactions, and the seamless drop-in of national touring comics. The friendly debates, running gags, and nostalgic reveries make it enjoyable whether you’re a first-timer or a longtime listener—though the constant callbacks and cast familiarity reward regular fans. Anchored by high-profile guests, personal anecdotes, and comedic debates about everything from NFL rules to naming etiquette, it's a fun, joke-rich ride.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Show Announcer]

n B R.

[Bob Kevoian]

A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keane at the K Pig, Swine and Soiree dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki pants. They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money they got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny. And the next thing they knew, they were both really hungry and pretty thirsty, too. B double E double r u n B double E double r u n beer run all we need is a tin and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B double E double r u n beer run Found a store with the sign said their beer was coldest so they sent in Brad Cause he looked the oldest he got a case of beer and a candy bar Walked over to where all them registers are Latest fake ID on the countertop the clerk looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped, he said, son, I'm not gonna call the cops, but I'm gonna have to keep this. The guys both took it pretty hard B double E r r u n beer B double E double r u n beer run oh, how happy we would be had we only brought a better fake ID on this B double E double r u n beer run they found this other old hippie named Sleepy John he claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl Keane song so they gave him all their cash, he bought him some brew it was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz. They were feeling so good it should have been a cr. The crowd was cool and the band was prime. They made it back up front to their seats just in time so they could sing with all their friends. They say the road goes on forever and the party never ends B double E double r u n beer run B double E double r u n beer run all we need is a 10 and a 5 or a car and a key and a sober driver B double E double r u n

[Tom Griswold]

Burrun

[Josh Arnold]

yeah,

[Chick McGee]

It's alive. Hello, I'm Chick. How are you? This is the Bob and Tom show from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome. You were wearing my headphones, weren't you?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I got a big old melon.

[Chick McGee]

You have a giant. It almost slipped off my head.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they smell like the dippity do he puts in his hair?

[Chick McGee]

No, it smells like dope. And dope, that's what it smells like. There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee, back from the dead. Good to see you, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm good to be seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Now, we have a lot to get to today. A couple amazing guests coming in. Comedian Greg Warren will be here. Zoltan Kazas will be here. I'm sorry, Zoltan, first name Zoltan. Yeah. Great comedian. We'll look forward to meeting.

[Chick McGee]

K A S. Z A S. Okay,

[Tom Griswold]

we have a lot to get to. You missed one thing I was really concerned about because you're the biggest NFL fan around and as you know, there's a kind of a minor league, if you will, in the world of professional football.

[Josh Arnold]

Spring football. I'm sorry, Spring football.

[Tom Griswold]

Spring football. Okay, very good. The. The league is. Has come out with some new rules that they're going to be using this. This season which begins very soon.

[Chick McGee]

This is the ufl. Ufl?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the ufl, which is I guess a merger of. What is it? The USFL and the xfl.

[Chick McGee]

I think the Rock has something to do with it. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. Does the other rock, does he own it? Is that what's going on with this thing? But I thought you'd be fascinated by these new rules. One of them would be fascinating, is

[Chick McGee]

a little strong, but go ahead. I'm interested.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them would be field goals from a certain distance would be four points over.

[Josh Arnold]

Over 60 yards. Over 60 yards, four points.

[Chick McGee]

You know me, I'm a purist. I love the NFL. I love the sudden death rule. I don't like what they're doing now, but that doesn't sound bad to me. If they, if they instituted that in the NFL. 60 plus is four points.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't agree. It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's. You don't agree?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's becoming.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we didn't plan this. We're just.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom's contention is kickers are ruining football.

[Tom Griswold]

Kicker. See when the game of football was

[Chick McGee]

field goal and kickers are ruining football.

[Tom Griswold]

When the. When this field goal kickers couldn't kick the. I wonder what was the longest field goal before like 1960.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, before 1960.

[Tom Griswold]

For the advent of the soccer.

[Chick McGee]

I think you'd have to look hard to find a 50 yard field goal before. Before Dempsey's 63.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I suppose this. The logic is kind of like the three point shot, I think is the logic here. It just seems to me to be, I don't know, kind of a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the UFO trick.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to do the NCAA rule that requires only one foot inbounds for a completed.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. That's total bulls. That should not. That should not exist. No.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they're doing something. They've already in the NFL. They have the weird kickoff thing where the teams line up in a different way zone.

[Chick McGee]

And this is.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna. They're gonna tweak that.

[Chick McGee]

The landing zone.

[Tom Griswold]

They're banning the tush push.

[Chick McGee]

The NFL should ban the tush push.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Either that or at the defense. Me and Josh are playing defense and Tom's team comes at us with the push. Push. Well, Josh can be behind me and shove me into you then.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

If both.

[Chick McGee]

If both offense and defense are shoving at each other, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to just have. Want to just have a tug of war or a weightlifting competition. It takes all the grace out of the game. I say we should get the refs from the WWE working in the UFL that they be looking away during most of them.

[Josh Arnold]

They'd miss a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ref, he's. He's got a belt buckle in his shorts. Can't you see that?

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't think we should incentivize long field goals and no.

[Chick McGee]

I. Four point field goal for 60 plus yards. I. That's. That's good. I like that. It's better than. What has been talked about for years is narrowing. Narrowing the goalposts. That's kind of not good.

[Tom Griswold]

It would throw off all the records, et cetera.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well. And then in the NFL, I don't know if you saw this. They are considering having. Giving the replay officials, the guys looking at the cameras, the option of throwing a flag. In other words. So in other words, they're looking at a game and they see some. A blatant foul.

[Chick McGee]

My only problem with that would be I think the refs on the field already feel. And I'm a big replay fan because if you don't use replay in the NFL to correct calls, everybody watching it on television sees that the call is wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you just want to get it right. But I think that puts a lot of pressure on the referees on the field because talk about second guessing. And now the replay officials are going to get a. The ability to throw a flag during a play so that I Don't, I don't care about that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then something about that's the so called rules about non football acts on the field.

[Chick McGee]

I mean like fans running on the field like a wild pig. What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you have to do a football move. They just, they talk about when you catch a pass, you've got to have a foot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It used to be you're supposed to take one step and. Yeah. As you said, make a football move is in the rule book, so. But you can tell if he has the ball and there's a fumble. I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know. Anyways, this stuff is up for consideration. You got to be psyched up because just around the corner it's going to be all the potential draft picks.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing their little tryouts.

[Chick McGee]

End of April, they're doing their little try. They're, they're in Indianapolis right now at the NFL combine.

[Tom Griswold]

Many huge mistakes have been made based on those.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, goodness.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll, we'll look forward to all these things. We have a world record coming up that I think you're all going to

[Chick McGee]

like that I can't find. But we're going to find it. You and I will work together. The lady from the Incredibles has it right over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this must be your hairdo today, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't you seen the Incredibles?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of the Edith Head looking.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. She designs the costumes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now that's all coming up. Plus we have your letters and a special note today. I think I'll just do one real quick letter here. We want to say goodbye to Dan. He's not.

[Chick McGee]

Dan's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, he's retiring today. Oh. And as I, if I'm reading this letter correctly, he's, he always listens to this break. Ah, this first break of the show. So one guy, well, he lives in Texark, Canada. I'll get to the point here.

[Chick McGee]

He's retiring.

[Tom Griswold]

We've been keeping him going for years. He's an overnight truck driver and listens to us toward the end of his shift. But he said he will be forever listening but he's not going to hear this break anymore. So Dan, we will miss you on this particular break.

[Josh Arnold]

But he's dropping his last load today.

[Tom Griswold]

He said he learned many things in the show. For example, the suitcases now have wheels on the bottom. Oh, you're welcome.

[Ace Cosby]

Are they forced to retire to a certain age, truck drivers?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. At least they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. That was absolutely a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a lot of businesses that have that. I think they make pilots retire too early.

[Ace Cosby]

FBI 56.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Believe it or not.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know that? Were you undercover FBI and you didn't tell us, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

No, my brother in law.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe it or not, a certain accountants, of all things, have to retire.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you lose this bill, that's the

[Josh Arnold]

tax place I go to. Keeper with an abacus, carry the four. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

See the guy still cursing FDR that income tax is for weird. The new deal is really messing things up.

[Chick McGee]

You know what he tried to do there?

[Josh Arnold]

That's actually the third day in a row he's been able to squeeze that word in.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, I'm. I was being the old. The old man who doesn't have. Doesn't have the filter.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. He doesn't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Why you want to do that? You're America's grandpa.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you missed a fascinating discussion we had.

[Chick McGee]

You've got to look up the definition of fascinating. But go ahead. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh was discussing. And I'm not bringing this up. I hope you're okay with it. Josh discussed some tests he had to have.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Involving the motility, I believe is the term for your seed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They did a semen analysis to test the count, the motility and the mobility and the motility.

[Tom Griswold]

And for just by chance, we have another big semen story. I mean, the semen aren't necessarily big,

[Jess Hooker]

but they're not giant.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a. Interesting story. It's a story about semen.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And what was fascinating about the discussion was Josh had to provide the sample, if you will, at the doctor's office. And I was curious as to what kind of technology they had there with respect to maybe some erotic videos. And they had the old, rather old magazines, you say?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that I didn't get close to. I wasn't looking at those.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine if you're one of the lady nurses there and you got to go in probably like room B6 or something, and they go in with togs and gloves. I've got to move this copy of Gent.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Frank, grab a head. He's undercover, had to give his seats. He goes in and shuts the door and you hear gunshots, a horse winning.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I wonder if they would have a. A variety of. Of erotic, if you will, magazines for

[Chick McGee]

anybody, any alternative lifestyle.

[Tom Griswold]

Would they have a copy of say Player?

[Ace Cosby]

Player?

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't. It was like a couple Penthouses. Blue Boy, Old. What, they have a Blue Boy in there? No.

[Ace Cosby]

What was Blue Boy, I think that was. I think that was a gay magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Would they. Would they have. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is your brother in law, a gay FBI agent.

[Josh Arnold]

All my family, there may have been a time where they had a vast array, but not, you know, it's all on your phone now.

[Tom Griswold]

Be really bad if the WI fi broke down and, well, I had to go to the. Had to go to the mattresses.

[Josh Arnold]

Not easy. Yeah, exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

It was all memory when we were kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, easy.

[Josh Arnold]

The yearbook, if you're lucky.

[Tom Griswold]

These young punks don't even have. They don't even have a spank bank.

[Ace Cosby]

You got a top five, you know, you get your go tos.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the yearbook. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Greg Warren]

And your memory.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder if there's. If there is a clinic that they deliberately hire extraordinarily attractive lady nurses for them. You know, have them dress provocatively.

[Josh Arnold]

Who knows? Maybe some guys would get nervous about that. Some guy who knows.

[Chick McGee]

You saying lady nurses hits my ear wrong. I don't know what you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just mean, in other words, if it was. If it was for, I guess, a heterosexually tilted sperm bank, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if there's anything funnier than him trying to be politically correct, I don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there are. There are situations in which a gay gent would want to have a seed sample, perhaps for, of course, insemination thing and. I mean, would they have a copy? What's the name of the magazine you have that I have at home? Blue Boy. Blue Boy. I'm just asking. These are fair questions, but how do you spell blue?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I remember my. My subscription coming over. Coming over. That or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

No, coming up, your letters. You can reach us, Bob [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

great cover on that magazine.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we have a lot of cool stuff coming up today. Can you wear pajamas while you're flying? We're gonna find out if people essentially do.

[Chick McGee]

In my day, we got suit and tie, smoking a cigarette, the lady in an evening gown.

[Tom Griswold]

They were all stewardesses. They didn't have any fellas that were lighting their loafers, walking down the aisle, giving me. Giving me half of a Coke. I tell you what, Sunny, back in my day, what.

[Josh Arnold]

What might you call one of those?

[Chick McGee]

Don't ever, ever, ever change.

[Tom Griswold]

We have good news for you toucan fans. Oh, who.

[Josh Arnold]

Who isn't?

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And the U.S. uSA Hockey. We got a couple stories about that coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

And Shatner in the news. And, oh, and for the second day in a row, a Metallica update. We talked. Metallica is going to be playing the sphere. I want to say it's in October and we've got another good Metallica story from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news center, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff, Oscar is here.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee and Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Check. We have our letter segment here. Before we get to that, coming up, once again, our second big sperm story of the week.

[Josh Arnold]

And that was me. Sperm.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a bulletin.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up once again, Josh recently had to provide a semen sample, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. To do two of them. Two semen analysis.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yep. That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you gotten the results back?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yep. Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they.

[Chick McGee]

I always love that word motility. I'd never seen it before.

[Josh Arnold]

You kind of only see it with sperm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

And outboard motors in the world of boating, they talk about it a lot. But. So this place, the office where you had to do the.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a fertility clinic. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You said there were magazines.

[Josh Arnold]

Futility.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, apparently with my case, it is

[Tom Griswold]

with. But you had to use the magazines.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, I mean, there were magazines there for your dining and dancing pleasure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Somebody could use. There were like two very old Penthouse magazines.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they ladies with pubic hair old or just boy?

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good question. I think I want to say, probably

[Tom Griswold]

because that goes back. What's the, what's the, what's the cut off there?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, the 90s had.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would say probably 50. 50.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I would say. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But the 90s is really where it started getting. I mean, you're going to have your landing strips in a lot of those, too. So. Yeah. But I did not. I really wasn't interested in getting anywhere near those mag.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't Barbara, Barbara Hershey have a massive bush and Boxcar Bertha or something like that?

[Josh Arnold]

Really, really something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's the only thing I remember about the movie. What the hell is that?

[Tom Griswold]

I went to a press conference when they were making the movie Hoosiers and it was Dennis Hopper and Gene Hackman and Barbara Hershey. And at the time, she had just stopped calling herself Seagull.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she.

[Chick McGee]

Silly hippie.

[Tom Griswold]

She went through that. I'm totally serious. And the. The press people came out and said, do not ask her about why she doesn't call herself Seagull. I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

I love her. She's a great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's still.

[Josh Arnold]

And there's a sexiness. To Barbara.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Jeff and I had lunch yesterday at a. At a. What you would call a dive. I mean, it's. It's. And it was. Jess Hooker said, hey, I have a place I want to recommend you. And she warned us. She said, this is a. An absolute dive bar, but their food is great.

[Chick McGee]

A greasy spoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. And she was right. But it is a classic dive bar. I mean, some. Some rugged individuals at the bar getting beer at 11:00am oh, yeah, that kind of thing. And I overheard one of the more astounding conversations. There were two gentlemen sitting at the table near us, and I heard one of the guys go. And these were older, grizzled, classic dive bar clientele. They had big glasses of beer. And the one guy goes, so what didn't you like about aa? I'm already kind of. And the other guy goes, the 12 steps. Dead serious.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're both drinking beer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

11 o'.

[Chick McGee]

Clock.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? If you don't like the 12 steps, you probably don't like. Aaah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's kind of the center of it.

[Chick McGee]

That's a lot of steps. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't care for. I need a program with a ramp. I'm not doing any steps. Is there an elevator that I can.

[Chick McGee]

Escalator, maybe?

[Tom Griswold]

Funny that that would be the topic of conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it like the guy's first day back?

[Josh Arnold]

I. It. I don't think so, but I did kind of want to go. You know what? You gave it a try.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, you're already 80, you know, why bother?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What's the. What's the lowest denomination, if you will? A coin. Can you get us like a day or.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, one day.

[Chick McGee]

A day, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's quite a.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a. Each one is. Each day is a hell of an accomplishment. But yeah, it's. And I don't know, Jeff. The amount of people in there and the amount of cars in the parking lot did not add up at Least it never. It was packed and there were maybe six cars, and so I'm guessing a lot of those guys are also doing it. Right. And I get dropped off and I get picked up.

[Jess Hooker]

I gotta be honest, most of those cars are left over from the night before. Yeah, those people haven't come pick up their cars yet.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Yeah, it sounds like a fun place.

[Ace Cosby]

You have a cheese boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

What'd you have?

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff did. Oh, yeah. Had a patty melt.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a grilled cheese and ham. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love a good alky bar, but that was. That's. I haven't. It's been a while since I've heard a really good.

[Jess Hooker]

And that's the best place to go for that. It really. I'm not allowed to go there by myself.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I know, which. I think I know exactly what you're talking about. I've been there. It's great. Now we have another letter. Again, Chick, you've missed most of these. For some reason, all of our listeners in Hawaii have been writing us this.

[Chick McGee]

Hawaii, Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of letters about chickens, etc. Etc. This is.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, I want to lay you one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh? You want a licky dicky?

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this one said, while stationed in Oahu, I learned about the wild chickens and roosters in the Hawaiian Islands. I also learned about the giant population of mongooses. And apparently that is the correct plural, I've been informed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. It's not mongeese.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently not. Mongooses were introduced to the islands in the late 1800s by the sugar industry as a way to combat rats and snakes in the sugarcane fields. They quickly realized their experiment was a failure. There are no snakes in the Hawaiian Islands, and the rats are nocturnal, and the mongooses are diurnal. Apparently, there was an explosion in the population. A lot of mongooses everywhere. So they are now an invasive species. I was not aware of that.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew that they had them, that they were kind of littered with them, but I didn't realize they were invasive.

[Tom Griswold]

This all started with a news story about making it legal to kill chickens that are running around and especially the roosters that are cock a doodle doodling and waking people up all night long when you're in Hawaii, so. And we have also received several letters suggesting that, legal or not, those chickens don't have a chance.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

They're gonna be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're aggressively pecking. How'd you like to be sitting.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Dining outside. And all of A sudden you get pecked on your shins.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Also, we, we have a request for this, and I, I, I'm only playing this because it's been requested. And this is no longer really as viable as it used to be. As you know, Josh is on a health program. Looking fine, trimming down.

[Josh Arnold]

But look at, look at. He's trying his. I want the listener to know Tom was trying his hardest not to laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Micah says getting access here. P.S.

[Josh Arnold]

like he's on Carol Burnett.

[Chick McGee]

Please play Harvey Corman over there. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Please play the I am Fat oh so Fat song.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there any reason he just wants to hear it?

[Greg Warren]

No, apparently not.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not true.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to read the letter? I did not make him this.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, the man enjoys it.

[Tom Griswold]

This is fun.

[Greg Warren]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're gonna all enjoy just for a minute, just play a few seconds of it. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

So, so fat.

[Chick McGee]

I'm so, so fat.

[Josh Arnold]

I am the fattest. I am fat. Nobody's better than me. Nobody's fatter than me. All I do, I eat and jerk

[Chick McGee]

it and jerk it.

[Josh Arnold]

Take them panties off and put the salami on.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the lyrics. The salami. I'm not even sure what it means, but it.

[Ace Cosby]

That should have been undoctremento. Everything about that is funny.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You should put that out. Yeah. I mean, it's completely out of context.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody.

[Tom Griswold]

Larry. The structure of the structure of the song violates all rules.

[Josh Arnold]

At one point, I go into Mozart or Beethoven.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Micah. We appreciate your. Your letter. I got a letter over there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Dear Bob and Tom show. Just wanted to give you a heads up. Fort Wayne, Indiana, home and garden show this week has a water skiing squirrel.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's always great.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any advertisements or anything at the boat sport and travel show?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. They have the dogs who are going to be doing some water stunts. And then there's a Uncle somebody's comedy stunt fishing show where he.

[Chick McGee]

You said you were going to take me to that.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw the picture. He's on a very tall unicycle, and apparently he also can hold a fishing net with his feet.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's got to be seen.

[Chick McGee]

We.

[Josh Arnold]

We did not have the pleasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have a. We had a letter earlier this morning from Dan the truck driver retiring today. Today's his last day to listen to the first part of the show. He says he'll get up, but he'll sleep in and catch the end of the show. Got this letter, Stephen writes, please tell Dan he cannot quit. We call the Morning Breath Club the first segment of the program. It's like the Rolling Stones. You have to die. Now, there are some exceptions. Bill Wyman, he's still alive.

[Chick McGee]

Barely.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, is that it for the letters?

[Chick McGee]

No. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The Sioux Falls Des Moines hockey game the other night had racing wiener dogs on ice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

I just wanted to let Tom see this. And there's so many of them, and they don't have any trouble at all with the ice. Look at.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right, Chick. Zero slippage.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But there are, what, 20?

[Ace Cosby]

How is that possible?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then it wasn't just wiener dogs. There was, I think. Is that a golden up there at the top?

[Josh Arnold]

These must be the finals, because now we're getting down to four dogs.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. Or I guess he does look like a. They kind of look like golden wiener dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, this is very cute. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple of them don't get the program.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. They go to the way to the side. They kind of wander around.

[Tom Griswold]

My paws are freezing. What the hell's happening here? They should have brought the Zamboni out and gotten it really slick.

[Chick McGee]

No, the dogs wouldn't like the sound of the Zambon.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's the biggest vacuum they've ever seen. Would hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever. Did you ever see the way they prep the ice for curling because they have to put, like, a light coating of water on it. And there's a guy that has a special spray thing, and he walks backwards.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like, spritzes the ice.

[Josh Arnold]

They said he was like the Michael Jackson of the Olympics or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Moonwalking. He's walking backwards, and evidently you have

[Chick McGee]

to do it that way because if you don't, little granules form on the top of the ice, and it slows the stone down.

[Josh Arnold]

That's no good.

[Chick McGee]

I know way more about curling than I should.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say a special hello to Ruth this morning. She walks her rescue dog and listens to the show every morning. Gets a big kick out of it. Her dog's name is Ivy.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's sweet. One of her three dogs. Good morning to you, sir. Ivy. Happy to have you on board here on the program. If you want to reach us, it's Bob [e-mail]. if you want to go home, shut the doors. Just listen to the show peacefully. You can do so with your simply safe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a really interesting letter with regard to a remark I made yesterday about we were talking about the the Orlando Appliance Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have a bunch of, I think a lot of really unnecessary things they're adding to appliances. A lot of them have a wi fi, etc. Etc. But it reminded me of an era in which I could hear a radio station coming out of my toaster.

[Josh Arnold]

Very strange.

[Tom Griswold]

I am not alone and there are legendary stories about people hearing radio signals through their teeth and their fillings. Got a couple letters that people have had a similar thing happen to them that's coming up along with some great guests today. Comedian Greg Warren will be joining us. Greg has got a bunch of great stuff going on, not to mention some live shows coming up this weekend in Louisville. Zoltan Kazas will be our guest as well. Looking forward to meeting him. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Oh, is there a button I could use to turn My mic off if I have to. What would it be called?

[Tom Griswold]

A cough button. Oh, there we go. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker at the news center.

[Jess Hooker]

I think he came back a day early.

[Show Announcer]

I might have.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're coughing too over there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's contagious. He coughed into Jeff's open mouth.

[Jess Hooker]

So that'll happen.

[Josh Arnold]

It was hot.

[Chick McGee]

But nobody else is gonna affected by it, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Just the people that make out with Jeff later.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys, there are a lot of parents in here and uncles and stuff and boy, nothing like you're holding your one year. You're holding the one year old kind of laughing and playing and they. They sneeze right in your face.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it could get worse.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sure. But I mean, but with that sneeze you go, okay, well, I should just call in now. My son was probably three or four. I was on the toilet and he came into me and he goes, I have a really sore throat. And I go, oh, let me take a look. And he opened his mouth and I'm staring into his like trying to see and he just vomited all over me.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, you win.

[Jess Hooker]

But for a three year old, they don't know if they're gonna throw up.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's what that feels like. I mean, in my chest hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, we're done.

[Chick McGee]

Is that worse or is the diaper. No, right up the back.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what, I think it's personal preference at that point.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people can handle some things better than others.

[Chick McGee]

Duty instead of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there's also that when you're. I've changed several thousand diapers in my

[Chick McGee]

day while eating a chili dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, you get really used to it. And every once in a while, if you go a little too slow, especially if it's a little boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get that fountain right in your face and it's amazing the range. Oh, yeah, Well, I miss those days. You know, these days I've got to stand directly above the toilet and point straight down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we've lost all psi.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there was a time you could be like eight feet back.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're supposed to when you're changing. As soon as you take the old diaper off, you put like the fresh diaper over. Especially for boys. Over the penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Things happen. You get sidetracked.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, they make cups now that look like little cups for babies. So that when you're doing that switch, you can put that cup.

[Josh Arnold]

Put like a ramekin over it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, like, I mean like a, like an athletic. Shaped like an athletic club. Yeah. Really? Yeah. They sell them now. Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a bad idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do with it?

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a pee protector or something. I don't know. It has some cute little name, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't know that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I better have another kid.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Hurry.

[Chick McGee]

And what's the youngest one now? I just turned 10. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think my first.

[Chick McGee]

She's too big to cuddle. You need a little baby.

[Tom Griswold]

First time in decades not having a child under 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you guys seen these viral videos?

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Greg Warren]

Ooh.

[Josh Arnold]

These are, these are. These will get your heart filled to the point of bursting. When it's moms hugging, they're holding their sons for the last time. So what they do is like, don't do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't talk about it. Don't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

The son will be like 12 and they'll go, hey, listen, I remember the first time I ever held you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And now I want to remember the last time I ever. So may I pick you up and hold you in my arms? And it's mom's holding their 10, 11, 12 year old sons for the quote last time.

[Chick McGee]

Please tell me this is a commercial for Tostitos or something.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's just a trip. But it's, it's. I have had poor Jeff. I'm crying now because I have a son that's 22 and I have nightmares that I've held him for the last time. Like him as a baby, which is just like I wake up wrecked, obviously, but I saw this trend and now my son's like even way older than that. Like I can't hold him again.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it would be a great video if you tried to pick up your 22 year old man of a son.

[Ace Cosby]

My six foot one of us.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It might be real. Don't those vapor vape devices get hot? You can get burned. I mentioned yesterday that we were discussing appliances because of the appliance show going

[Chick McGee]

on in Orlando, and I caught something earlier. There are some appliances that you don't think we need. Is that what you're saying?

[Tom Griswold]

We don't have to have WI fi on your steak knife. I mean, they've gotten to the point where I don't want to have.

[Chick McGee]

What is it about you in progress. What's the problem?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not A progress. No, it's gone too far. It's like. It's like there's automobiles now that have no buttons. That. To drive them, you take your. You have to take your eyes off the roads trying to go through 10 screens to get the radio to lower. Just because we can do things doesn't mean we need to.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying to remember, guys. If we. We had a whole list of some of the things at these. The show. Yeah, the household item show or whatever it is. And I don't remember any of us going, oh, that's cool. Did we. Was there anything. We went, oh, it was all kind of. Why the hell do you need that?

[Jess Hooker]

I think there were a couple we could see. Why? You know what I mean? Like, okay, that kind of makes sense. But it wasn't anything that we wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one. GE has come up with a fridge. Refrigerator called a smart fridge. Has a barcode scanner.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was one where we kind of saw. Why, if it lines up with your grocery store instacart type stuff right to me.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's. If you just can't look at your.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's so you have to take everything out of the refrigerator, scan it, and they have this one I know is stupid. The oven doneness detector to prevent things from burning. Ovenness detector. Yes, that's what it's called. Doneness. It prevents burning. Monitors the food as it cooks. See, I compare this to the thing in my dryer that's supposed to stop it when the clothes are dry. And the clothes are always still wet. And those never work. And I finally learned, just put it on time. Dry. Because those detectors don't work. You're clothes are wet. Here's a thing designed for cleaning straws in your dishwasher.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's one.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's a good idea. That was a good one. With all the bottles.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lids and straws. Yeah. The permanent.

[Chick McGee]

You know, my refrigerator has WI fi. I can check and see what the temperature is in my refrigerator right now, or I can turn it on and turn it off.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. And it's.

[Chick McGee]

And you hate me for that. And I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Why?

[Jess Hooker]

Tom, that's not why. He hates you.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to have a password?

[Chick McGee]

Why do you hate me? Tom, can we go? Is this a bigger topic?

[Josh Arnold]

Will you hold chick for the last time?

[Chick McGee]

You want to go viral?

[Tom Griswold]

He's so skinny. I can pick him up.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go out in the hallway and I'll hold you for the last time.

[Tom Griswold]

And Whirlpool has debuted the first washing machine with UV cleaning to kill bacteria.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that did kind of make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, with this, you and I basically have the same car. So the radio is. No, absolutely no problem. I don't know what problem you're having.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that was two cars ago.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. I can't keep it.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Chick McGee]

So you like this one?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this one's great.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It has regular buttons and everything else. The one I was talking about, actually, if you Google it, it was voted the worst radio. What is it? Use interface. Interface.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Of any. Of any SUV And Codger magazine. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That reminds me, I have to renew my subscription.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, somebody. I'm sure somebody met their death when they were trying to lower the volume in the radio there because they'd gone through three screens.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the. Was that the car you had to pull over to change a radio station? Yes, that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because I had someone else I knew was. Had it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember what I told you now? Which do you think is more likely? The car company made a car that you have to pull over to change the radio station, or you're just having trouble?

[Tom Griswold]

No, at the time, navigating, it wasn't my car. I was driving someone else's car. You ever got in a. You already go to a hotel, you go to turn the TV on and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I don't like any of that.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can't figure out how to get to the regular channels. The last. The place we rented a couple weeks ago when I was on vacation, The Guide. You press the TV Guide, and it only showed five channels at a time.

[Chick McGee]

You want me to blow your mind? You know, if you go into a hotel now and there's Netflix or Hulu or whatever on the hotel television, you can sign into your account and watch the stuff that you watch at home. And all your shows are there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Ace Cosby]

Whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, this was at Airbnb, so it was just someone's random tv.

[Josh Arnold]

I like when they don't log out, and then I just mess up their algorithm.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I'm watching a bunch of crap.

[Tom Griswold]

But the reason we were talking about this is because I can remember back in the day, I lived a few. Maybe a thousand yards from this. The top radio towers here, and at one point, you could hear the AM station coming through my toaster. And the relevance of this is this letter from Youngstown Ohio, David writes, I just heard Tom talking about hearing a radio station through his toaster. I am an opera singer. I have very good ears. I've been hearing music coming from miscellaneous electronic devices all my life. I've never told. I have never told anyone because they would say I am crazy up your meds. Thank you, Tom, for confirming this. Maybe I should go see a doctor.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't there a famous episode of like Lucille Ball was hearing Japanese during the war really coming through her fillings?

[Chick McGee]

I can't take it.

[Ace Cosby]

I have this weird black Bose thing that's kind of like this and I can hear the radio out of that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, isn't that weird? Yeah. It doesn't make any sense.

[Jess Hooker]

Got a power switch and everything. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a phone.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's this big bows thing. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

[Chick McGee]

I think they call those speakers. Yeah, somebody's a speaker.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

But out of your teeth.

[Ace Cosby]

Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

You can hear ghosts and some of that stuff. Stuff like baby monitors. They'll pick up ghosts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they?

[Chick McGee]

Compelling evidence, they say.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I'll change him this time. It's a very helpful ghost.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a friendly ghost.

[Greg Warren]

I'd like to.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to get that guy in my house.

[Chick McGee]

All ghosts aren't bad ghosts.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm writing a movie now called Nanny Ghost.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that like a dishwasher ghost? And come over to the place.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Nanny goes to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's. What's the guy? What's his name? Damn it. He was in a hitman movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Glenn Powell.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God. You see him.

[Chick McGee]

Nanny Ghost.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like kind of shrugging.

[Chick McGee]

200 million box office. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? That really is a good idea. Okay, we'll come back with more of your letters. Comedian Greg Warren joining us. Zoltan Cassis joining us as well. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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[Greg Warren]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Greg Warren]

Now get those nachos out of the Preemie warmer.

[Chick McGee]

Nachos.

[Greg Warren]

Feels like there's more applause for the nachos than my speech.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news center.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby.

[Jess Hooker]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Thank you, Ace. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick. Coming up, we have for the second day in a row, Metallica News. You're a fan of the band Metallica. Also an odd connection between William Shatner and heavy metal.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Shatner is coming out with a what is reported to be a heavy metal album.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw that. I'm looking forward to it.

[Chick McGee]

That's a bad idea.

[Jess Hooker]

But he, he like talk sings, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's got his own style, man. I'd like to see it.

[Chick McGee]

How many albums he had? I bet he said, yeah, but double digits.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a new twist from Mr. Shadow. We'll get to that. That's the big one for him.

[Ace Cosby]

Rocket Man. Lucy in the Sky.

[Chick McGee]

Something like Lucy in the Sky.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that one's. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That Rocket man video was famous and we get passed around before the Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's peculiar. How about.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure how to.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got his own style.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's his own thing. Also. We're looking for a. Do we have a sample of the Shatner heavy metal?

[Greg Warren]

We'll.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll try to find out coming up. Comedian Greg Warren will be joining us shortly. Greg Warren is part of a new game show. What's the story on that, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Nate Bargazi's new show called Greatest Average American. And it's a really fun game show. Just aired Wednesday night on abc and it's available on Hulu as well. It's on the night too. Yeah, they're gonna re air the first episodes tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Great show for families. You can really have a good time. Yeah, fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, good. We'll get to that. Do you have a letter over there?

[Chick McGee]

I. I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Bob and Tom show. Actually, it says, hey, tool bags. Oh, hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

And Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that's a negative or not.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a negative to us.

[Chick McGee]

Call me a tool bag. Means I'm ready for anything. Oh, you know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I like the way you're thinking. Let's look at this as a positive. We get things done.

[Chick McGee]

Although tool is a negative. Anyway, recently on his travels, Tom has mentioned his fondness for Southwest Airlines. I would like to say that I agree. I'm glad that Tom likes Southwest. I happen to be a big fan, though, of a certain Atlanta based airline where Chick's daughter might have worked for. That's. That's Delta. I am currently, currently relaxing in one of their lounges due to a two hour delay. While relaxing, I'm enjoying a nice cup of broccoli cheddar soup. If Tom flew Delta, I'd be worried that he'd try to get the soup taken off the menu in the Sky Club. He does at his restaurants in his hometown. And that restaurant never, never came back.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicken tortilla. Yes. Broccoli cheese? Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you. Are you always. Are you a. Never. Broccoli cheese, yes. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

That's Paul in Utica, New York.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Paul. I'm a big fan of the airlines. They're all great. Happy to get on board and have someone fly for me. Coming up, we have an interesting story about pajamas while flying.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I think is fine if you're three.

[Jess Hooker]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I see a ton of that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

This is my thing. And I know this has been said before, but I was on board with it early. Bringing a pillow on a flight, is that. That's in. That's insane. As an adult, how do you feel

[Josh Arnold]

about my neck pillow? Did you make fun of it?

[Jess Hooker]

No. No. Neck pillows are fine, but people that bring pillows.

[Chick McGee]

We all made fun of your neck pillow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I know you did.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I carry a neck pillow, too. I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

I love, but a pillow pillow.

[Tom Griswold]

What I like is a neck pillow and a tie. How you look like Teddy Kennedy. Attending. Attending Mary Joe Capecity's funeral.

[Chick McGee]

I dove into the murky water.

[Ace Cosby]

How do you think about bringing your own cot?

[Jess Hooker]

You said cot, right?

[Chick McGee]

Cocktail?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I just think it's ridiculous when adults carry full size pillows on the planes. That makes me nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

I say they purposely make the planes as uncomfortable for human beings as possible.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You bring on whatever it takes.

[Chick McGee]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Except for stinky food.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever it takes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'd have a problem if they referred to the pillow as a whoopee. Then maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, do you want to do the pajamas story?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I'm looking for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you a pajamas guy?

[Tom Griswold]

I am not. I wear just shorts. And if it's freezing cold, maybe a T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Lululemon you do?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that is.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you turn me on to Lululemon and I like their stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

My gosh, Lululemon gym shorts. I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. This brings up another topic. When you take off your pajamas in the morning, what do you. What do you do with them?

[Josh Arnold]

I would.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you do with your pajamas after you've worn them?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wring them out?

[Jess Hooker]

This is one time.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I have the night sweats, so I gotta.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

This is honestly how I would do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I would point. So I would lay them out on my bed while I showered. So, like, not folded right. They are as laid out as possible to sort of air.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Out.

[Tom Griswold]

And you wear traditional pajamas.

[Josh Arnold]

This is when I have. So I don't normally.

[Chick McGee]

You know, at his place now, it's like the Playboy Mansion, there are women coming and going.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, for instance, what, a month ago or three weeks ago, I had awful chills at night because of the diverticulitis. And so I. I wore pajamas then.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And then when I would get out of the shower, I would fold them proper.

[Jess Hooker]

And where do you put them then?

[Josh Arnold]

On a. I have somewhat of a makeup, sort of counter table.

[Ace Cosby]

Vanity.

[Jess Hooker]

Vanity, yes. Thank you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't say vanity. You're a man, mister.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. And how many. And how many times do you wear them before you put them in the laundry?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say three. Now, if it's. If I've really sweated them up.

[Chick McGee]

That seems low, but go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm with you. I do the same thing. I let them. I let them air out, and then I come back, I fold them and I put them under my pillow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice. Yeah, that's nice.

[Chick McGee]

All right, I'll say it. That sounds a little odd. Why?

[Josh Arnold]

It's right there when you need it.

[Chick McGee]

You think the jammy fairy's coming?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Ace Cosby]

$5 if they take your.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I just. That's where I keep them. And then I put them back on.

[Tom Griswold]

And aren't they supposed to air out?

[Jess Hooker]

They did air out, but I don't mean, like out, because I have to make my bed.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think that's good.

[Chick McGee]

See, there's where you mess. I never make the bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Never.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I make the bed. I make the bed. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What about when you're staying at a hotel? Do you want your bed made every day or do you go a week without ever?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I always. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Do not disturb.

[Tom Griswold]

I do like a 90. I'll. I want to make sure that there's nothing under the sheets or under the bed. So. And. Yeah, I.

[Chick McGee]

You mean, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's what. But, Tom, you. You're one of the rare. I think. I really do think you're in the minority here. You make your own bed at a hotel.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty much. So, yeah. Yeah, I'll. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I don't. It's not perfect, but I'll get it pretty much organized.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the pajamas thing, that's interesting. Now, chick, do you fold your ascots or do you have them hanging?

[Chick McGee]

I have them hanging.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the way to do it. Because you got to get them. They got to get air.

[Chick McGee]

Gentlemanly, draped over a nice oak rod.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how Charles Nelson Riley used to.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. That's where I learned.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom, you probably don't wear your pajamas more than once, do you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just. I only wear.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't own a pair of pajamas.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wear shorts.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

If. And. And then I. T shirt mat. And very rarely.

[Chick McGee]

Almost.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Helmet loss sock right there on the T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah. A logo on it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I never wear T shirts. Now we have the story about the airport and allegedly banning pajamas.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you wear pajamas to the airport?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, didn't the travel secretary, whatever that guy's name, role is. Sean.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He kind of came out and said something about this a few weeks ago. Right. Like, hey, let's start being more dignified at the airport.

[Jess Hooker]

Despite a viral social media post, Tampa International Airport is not banning pajamas or crocs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How could they.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The airport recently posted a quote. We've seen enough. We've had enough joking about banning crocs. It was time to tackle an even bigger crisis. Pajamas at the airport in the middle of the day. Some travelers took the post seriously, but officials told USA Today it was satire, part of the airport's lighthearted social media style.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's where I know there are people that don't like the lighthearted announcements from an airplane. I'm a fan.

[Jess Hooker]

Me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it makes people pay attention because they never do. But. Yeah. So people thought. They weren't kidding when they said pajamas were banned.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The airport says passengers are encouraged to travel comfortably.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's pajamas at the airport, what is it at the bus station?

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I have never.

[Jess Hooker]

John's.

[Chick McGee]

I've never traveled by bus.

[Tom Griswold]

I've.

[Josh Arnold]

Quite a bit.

[Chick McGee]

Am I. Unless. Should I experience that too many times? For me, I know Shot.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't, I don't think that fits your lifestyle.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not bad, Pat, you went cross country on a Greyhound, didn't you?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. From South Bend to Los Angeles?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What is that, like a 10 hour drive?

[Greg Warren]

Week drive.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it was three or four days.

[Ace Cosby]

It was three or four days.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The worst.

[Chick McGee]

Tampa Airport and I don't know what they're doing differently, but they've got it together with tsa, so they moved it. Either the first thing you do before you check in is go through TSA or they, they moved it somehow. I'm not sure what.

[Josh Arnold]

Better.

[Chick McGee]

It was much better.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

The last time I went through there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now somebody help me. Tell me what I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get to sleep? You have to sleep on the bus when you go cross country?

[Ace Cosby]

A little bit, but not much because it's, it's, it's rough.

[Tom Griswold]

How many, how many different buses was it?

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe three or four different buses.

[Chick McGee]

Did you break out the guitar and.

[Ace Cosby]

No, that's the play. Some folks, that's the famous story where I brought the, the guitar in the case and it was already packed and they're all nurse smoking and I walk on and lady in the back, hey, look, it's John Denver. And that ruined, ruined it for me carrying the guitar.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You said she killed. Oh, huge laugh.

[Chick McGee]

And actually that's the thing that bothered him the most, the laughs this old lady amateur got.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm offended at his expense.

[Greg Warren]

It was the cigarette.

[Ace Cosby]

It was the timing. Hey, look, it's John Denver.

[Chick McGee]

She had it all, man.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, it's okay to wear pajamas.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you travel.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless you're the pilot. I want my pilot wearing a nice coat. I want he or she to look professional.

[Chick McGee]

Would you get on the plane if you. The captain sometimes greets the passengers. Yeah, he's there standing there in a full footy pajama. Thomas the Tank Engine, would you go ahead and get on the plane?

[Tom Griswold]

I think he might be challenged in some way. Somewhat skeptical. Coming up. We'll be joined in a few minutes by comedian Greg Warren. Also, comedian Zoltan Kazas will be joining us. I want to remind you right now that Hyundai has their getaway sales event up and running as we speak. We've been talking a lot about a bunch of different vehicles from the folks at Hyundai. And this. I want to, at this point, I want to kind of take a different road here and remind you that a bunch of them are out there. The adventure ready suv, Hyundai Santa Fe and The Santa Fe Hybrid, the Tucson and the Tucson Hybrid from Hyundai. And the stylish Elantra loaded with the latest in technology and the all electric Ioniq 5 and Ioniq 9. See what I'm talking about? Visit your Hyundai dealer and find out what exactly they are doing right now to make it easier for you to get yourself into a Hyundai. Christy Lee is our Hyundai gal and we've been talking a lot about the Palisade with the no cleats on the seats and the captain's chairs in the back so the kids can get to the way back without getting the backseat dirty. You can find out about all this stuff by visiting Hyundai USA.com and get the details about the Hyundai getaway sales event. That's Hyundai USA.com coming up, comedian Greg Warren. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby is here. Hello. Hello indeed. There's Tom. I got a extra letter here if you'd like.

[Tom Griswold]

Go for it.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show, Yesterday I drove 33 hours to see my 97 year old mother and I got a great surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

While going west on I 80 between Iowa City and Des Moines. Oh, don't cheat yourself. That's a gorgeous drive.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree. I really don't mind that.

[Chick McGee]

The i80 truck stop is gigantic.

[Josh Arnold]

Massive.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of the best. I was a weird ass beige vehicle started coming toward us. I didn't recognize it. What the hell was it but the Planters peanut mobile.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Tom would want to know. Thank you. Kathy from Iowa.

[Josh Arnold]

Always exciting to spot those in the wild.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're looking forward to seeing the wiener mobile shortly. And we're working on getting the banana. We are mobile.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a seasonal vehicle.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Right now we're gonna check in with the sporting scene.

[Chick McGee]

If you leave the banana vehicle outside, what I want to do here, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, no, I get you're absolutely on the right side.

[Chick McGee]

When you wreck the banana, does it turn brown?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How?

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you're with me on this.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You know how bananas turn brown?

[Jess Hooker]

It is a convertible.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. What do you think of the guys wearing the banana hats and use the end of the banana for their penis and thrust it into people do you like that?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't care for it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't mind it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ask an answer I'm not really familiar with. It sounds tasteless. And fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

US Hockey player Brady Tkachuk. Matthew. Matthew Kachuk. Brady Chuck.

[Josh Arnold]

And their dad, Keith.

[Chick McGee]

Why isn't there a Chick Chuck?

[Josh Arnold]

There should be a chick.

[Chick McGee]

Change my last name to Chick.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure can. Easy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

They called. You know what Keith Tkachuk's nickname was?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Big Walt.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here comes Big Walt and I forget why my name's Keith. No, you're Big Walt.

[Tom Griswold]

Dad Walt or something.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't remember. I have to. I'm gonna have to look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway. Brady says the TikTok video that's going viral falsely paints him as insulting Canadians. Tkachuk calls the clip clearly fake. He says the audio and lip movement do not match. The video uses fabricated audio that includes a bleep slur about Canadians. What he said was, according to reports, is that we taught those Canadian F's a lesson. Why don't they go back and keep eating their maple syrup?

[Josh Arnold]

Now, wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Or something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

How much of that is true?

[Chick McGee]

That's what the video shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the maple syrup part?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I would show. We would show you the video, but there's some reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sunset Grill by Henley's playing in the background or something. You can't hear anything the guy's saying, so.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's fake.

[Chick McGee]

But it's absolutely fake.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But poor hockey players cannot win.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They can't get a break. All they did is get a gold medal. And now they're getting shat on left and right.

[Chick McGee]

But apparently the White House put it up on the White House Instagram and their website and Facebook. I see why this is a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All right.

[Chick McGee]

He says, I didn't do it. I don't know what the problem is,

[Josh Arnold]

but can we just celebrate the men and women hockey teams that got gold and the other Olympians who did. My gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Any of them depicted as monkeys?

[Jess Hooker]

There is that.

[Chick McGee]

And then Jack Hughes. Am I pronouncing that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Hog Hess.

[Josh Arnold]

Hughes.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. Hughes. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Jack Hughes is still riding an emotional way from his overtime goal. Of course he plays for the Devils. And the Devils visited Pittsburgh last night. And when the Devils came out on the ice, Jack Hughes, a 12 minute standing ovation. Yeah. And he was kind of, obviously in Pittsburgh. And the Pens fans, he was thrown by that.

[Josh Arnold]

He's going to be in Where My Blues Play tomorrow. Night. I was tempted.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. That'll be cool.

[Chick McGee]

Anything more hockey than scoring the winning goal and being interviewed and your front tooth. Tooth just freshly missing.

[Josh Arnold]

So awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Has he had him fixed yet?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how long does it take to get him? I mean, you got to go get.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get out. Can't you get a temporary clip on?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I doubt it. I mean, he didn't already have some sort of.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's a process.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Don't say they left Italy, what, Monday morning probably.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

The White House, Tuesday. They were delayed Thursday night. I mean, there's no. I don't know when he would have time.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

They have. Amazon sells fake ones. You can just. They really do.

[Josh Arnold]

And it would kind of all.

[Tom Griswold]

Were those his real teeth or were those.

[Josh Arnold]

What we saw during the interview was real?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was his real teeth that were knocked out.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't have false teeth.

[Chick McGee]

His. One of his. Two Front fall. Two front teeth. It was chipped off in half.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You can plainly see it. And the United States women's hockey team has a date. Talk about stardom. One end of this country to the other. They have a date with Flavor Flav in Las Vegas.

[Josh Arnold]

What's this?

[Chick McGee]

To celebrate their gold medal victory from the Olympics, the rapper posted a note on his ex account announcing he's hosted she got game from July 16th through the 19th.

[Tom Griswold]

He's an official mascot for a bunch of stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is Flavor. Flavor. What does he say, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I know he is. What time is it? He's the guy that has the big.

[Chick McGee]

No, he just kind of had it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Flav, that's too loud.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see why. I can see why he's famous.

[Chick McGee]

The Post says the event was being held to honor the women's hockey team and other female athletes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

So that's good. And the WNBA players union. Now this is your big next big story in sports. Tom. So the leaders of the WNBA players union had a meeting with players this week and will send out a survey to their members to get feedback on the league's latest contract proposal. This is going to take a while. That's according to a person familiar with the negotiations. Union executive director Terry Carmichael Jackson obtained 10 prominent WNBA player agents to offer to help the union with the survey. And this is a substantial increase in salaries across the league that they're looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Which isn't going to be easy to. And.

[Tom Griswold]

And we got a potential Major League Baseball strike.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

I think That'll get solved, though. Yeah, you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And the Colts have given quarterback Anthony Richardson permission to find a trade partner. Now listen to this NFL speak. A person with knowledge of the decision told the AP yesterday the person requested anonymity because no formal announcement is expected it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right. So this is all.

[Chick McGee]

So they don't want you to be this source. You don't want to be. He doesn't want you to be surprised when you see Anthony Richardson out there trying to find another gig.

[Tom Griswold]

Will he get one, do you think?

[Chick McGee]

Man, I.

[Greg Warren]

He's.

[Jess Hooker]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

He's an athletic specimen. I. He's not a quarterback, but he could be like taste some hill in New Orleans has come in on third down or something. I don't know. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, Just curious.

[Chick McGee]

And an amateur soccer match in Istanbul.

[Josh Arnold]

Not Constantinople.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Player performed CPR on a seagull stuck by. Struck by the soccer ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

You're getting what happened. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Randy Johnson.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That seagull, I don't think they were able to revive that one. The one that went into smithereens. Famously.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, that went.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Istanbul. Yordam Captain Jani Katan rushed over and began chest compressions on the seagull, continuing for about two minutes until the bird started moving again.

[Josh Arnold]

Saved it.

[Chick McGee]

The seagull carried off. Two minutes. It worked on for two minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

That's too long.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they. They rescued the thing.

[Chick McGee]

They saved it, I think too. They were. They're not going to work on me for two minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they'll give the seagull to me.

[Chick McGee]

30, 45, say. All right, let's call it the Seagull. The seagull carried off the field. Will receive treatment for a damaged wing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh,

[Chick McGee]

the hero. The soccer player hero has no. No formal first aid training. Called the rescue. Instinctive wow. And his team lost the championship. But he said saving a. Help. Say helping save a life is more important than a trophy. Trophy. Okay. And Pat, do you have a song?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when the seagull went down, by the way, being a soccer game, that was the only legitimate.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The only legitimate player down in the entire game.

[Josh Arnold]

No embellishing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A little bit of diving, if you will. Pat, you got a seagull song?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

You remember the CPR class that we were all.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, not forced to take.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Ace Cosby]

We should be taking.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That was a rough go for me.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Ace Cosby]

Took a three hour class. Be certified to give cpr. We learned the Heimlich and how to Use in the aed. I had a hard time paying attention. Sight of it up since 6am oh. But I listened to the instructor attentively. She told us how hard to pump and how much to count and when to blow. We attached these sticky pads to the dummy's heart. I was on my knees, pumping fast, and I had some pain in my chest. Now I'm the one who might need a jump start. I had a heart attack giving CPR to a mannequin. Everyone was panicking, but they brought me back somehow. Ironically, I was pumping hard to the fetus. Stayin alive.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell me who's the big dummy now?

[Ace Cosby]

I had a heart attack in CP Auto. Man. Mannequin. I better lose some weight before taking a class like that again.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they bring the mannequin in and everything?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. We each had a mannequin. Really? Or no. Did we? Weren't there more than one?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we all had to pump and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it ironic that the two people in this room that should really know about.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you can't help.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we can't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we go to it for you.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys are the mannequins things.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. In the scenario, we're flat on our back.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to do mouth to mouth with the mannequin?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And we learned about. Remember they gave us these things that like, if the person has and. And there's like vomit, you. It'll protect you from that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

We could carry around on our keychains and stuff.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

Like dental dam.

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Jason's got his right there. Our producer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all. We learned. We learned everything we needed to. And when you compress, you need to do it hard.

[Tom Griswold]

And it is true that you're supposed to sing the song. Staying alive.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of them.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Rhythm, 44 beats.

[Jess Hooker]

I think there's another one. I can't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. There were like three choices, but that was a good one. And Pat's right. Man, we were winded.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Especially me. I was so out of shape then. I almost. I felt like I was dying.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we return to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

Mets pitching prospect Ryan Lambert went to crazy lengths to gain mass and improve velocity. Mets beat writer Anthony decomo sat down with Lambert earlier this this spring training season. He said Lambert told him that two years ago, Lambert saw a video proclaiming the benefits of eating raw eggs. Except he didn't start with an egg or two. He went All. All in. Lambert decided to quest to build muscle and increase his recovery rate. He decided. Decided to eat 30 raw eggs a day for one entire month.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

That's way over 900 eggs in a month.

[Josh Arnold]

That's astounding.

[Chick McGee]

Day one. Of course, with the 30 eggs, it was an adjustment. He said, but I'm not chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

That's what he. That's what.

[Josh Arnold]

That's unfortunate.

[Chick McGee]

Really. It really is. Isn't worked, though. Lambert got bigger, he threw harder, and eventually he landed at Oklahoma, a minor league club, which took Lambert aboard and turned him into a major league pitcher. Thirty eggs a day, but for a month.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it salmonella that you can get from eating rice?

[Josh Arnold]

You get it from the shells. You don't get it from the eggs themselves.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Raw eggs are fine.

[Chick McGee]

And, you know, there's. Didn't we learn this? There are three, three or two shoots on a hen egg chute. And I think it's called a poopy shoot.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That's what it's called. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I call it the birthday shoot.

[Chick McGee]

It's this or eat an egg.

[Jess Hooker]

When you eat raw eggs, it's better to keep them whole. Like, don't blend them. That's when it gets gross.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I could see that being grosser. You're right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. You just shoot them.

[Greg Warren]

Rocky them.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no real advantage to that. You're going to get the protein from a cooked egg, too.

[Jess Hooker]

You are. But it's convenient, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It's a quicker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's convenient.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, to drink a glass full of eggs is way more convenient.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because all the time it would take for me to psych myself into doing something that stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

You're more likely to get salmonella from a salad than you are eggs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, it came from. It came from this message brought to you by the American Egg Board. No, you'd get. You'd get used to. And this drinking an egg came from somewhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's, of course, most famous in Rocky, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure. You know those two turtles and Rocky are still alive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And Stallone has them.

[Josh Arnold]

Cuff and Link.

[Chick McGee]

Huff and Link are still alive.

[Josh Arnold]

That's so awesome.

[Chick McGee]

And, you know, turtles get old.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what, you know, to make. Rocky Stallone was broke. He was totally broke. Nobody was buying the scripts. He had to sell his dog. It was like his best friend. And he sold it to some guy for like 50 bucks. And then when Rocky was a hit, he bought his dog back for $15,000. Now to me, the guy who.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Well, that's just good deal making is what that is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. That's a good roi.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

What? But for him to go, yeah, you could have him back for $15,000.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Big actor Oscar winner.

[Josh Arnold]

Why didn't Stallone just go? Or I can beat your ass. One of the two.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe get Apollo CRE to come over and do it. Let's just get. They really hurt the guy.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Tom. It's stupid. World records. A Norwegian man has broken his own Guinness world Record for the most tattoos of us of the same rock band.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Engelbrecht initially achieved the title in 2023 with 43 Metallica tattoos, but it's since gone out. A total of 72 dedicated to Metallica. He estimates he spent over $24,000 on the tattoos. He's seen the band live 20 times. Even got up on stage and sang into the microphone in 2009.

[Josh Arnold]

72 Metallica tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

72.

[Josh Arnold]

Ironically, his favorite Metallica song is one, but he's got.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's good that he chose a band that has some staying power.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He wouldn't want to be the guy. Well, I've got 72 Dexie's Midnight Rocket.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I go, I only have 15 Baha Men tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man, the Baja man.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they ever follow up that who Let the Dogs out song with something else?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think they did.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe locally, but I do. I. And I, don't get me wrong, I love One Hit Wonders.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the song who Let the Dogs Out. I even like Dexie's Midnight Writers.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. Every DJ had a sure. Good, good left. Come on, eileen. But yeah. 72 metallica tattoos. Did they have that many different logos?

[Josh Arnold]

Their last album's called 72 Seasons.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, that seems like too many.

[Josh Arnold]

That's way too many.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything over three, I think of the same band is, well, a little too much.

[Chick McGee]

Tara Berry in the United States has 18 tattoos. A Madonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

The most tattoos of the same musician on the body. Female title. That's her record.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Mark Owen Evans in the UK has his daughter's name, Lucy tattooed 667 times, earning the record for most tattoos of the same name on the body.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What if anybody has like 84 Barry Manilows just.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you see what Edward McCain put on his arm?

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Ace Cosby]

It was a somebody. Was it a musician?

[Greg Warren]

Oh, it was.

[Jess Hooker]

Who was it?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw this yeah, Malmsteen, I think.

[Ace Cosby]

Choice.

[Chick McGee]

He's a big steen head.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we'll find out coming up. Comedian Greg Warren will be joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's. He's still in comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have license plates in the news again. And we've had some odd things that scientists have been up to lately. This one is really unusual. Scientists have been examining why we tolerate our own flatulence but find that of others offensive.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

And there is actually an interesting possible evolutionary, if you will, explanation for being able to tolerate one zone flatulence.

[Josh Arnold]

We should wait for Greg. He loves fart jokes. Dude, he loves fart.

[Tom Griswold]

These aren't jokes. This is actual science.

[Josh Arnold]

The more we talk about it, though, the more Greg will be happy. Happy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Greg Warren]

That's. That's.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what's coming. You're welcome. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Wesa

[Chick McGee]

welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're here in the USA. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. She's at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Greg Warren]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and Tom in the studio, a Bob and Tom comedic legend.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry. It's a comedian, Greg Warren, joining us in the studio. He's one of my favorites.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

Hi, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

We were just in the green room discussing something really important, which is iced tea.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have just learned something. I did not know this. You say Chipotle has great iced tea?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Really good iced tea.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm in there all the time. I didn't know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with you.

[Greg Warren]

I would. Thank you, Josh. I would say it's the best restaurant iced tea I could find.

[Josh Arnold]

It's way up there, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to know, Stacy.

[Greg Warren]

This is really great.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just gonna say, is it that great?

[Tom Griswold]

Because. And I don't approve of flav iced tea.

[Greg Warren]

No. What do you hate worse, a flavored iced tea or a fountain iced tea?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a fountain iced tea should be illegal. And whoever came up with bottled iced tea, we should do a public execution.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I found a couple of passable bottles.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one?

[Ace Cosby]

Now, wait a minute. Orange in his iced tea? Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that allowed?

[Tom Griswold]

That's much better. And I don't like them presumptuously cramming a lemon in my tea. I don't like lemon in my tea.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

They just do. You have to let them know you want lemon.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, really. There are places where it's in there.

[Chick McGee]

I thought you were doing an orange.

[Tom Griswold]

I do an orange slice. Much better.

[Greg Warren]

That's like a. In that fat tire thing. Isn't that what they do?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm telling you, try an orange slice in your iced tea. You're gonna. You're gonna thank me.

[Greg Warren]

I'll try it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that an Otis elevator hatch?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If it's not. If it's not an Otis, I take the stairs.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I used to work at Ottoman.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I worked there for 43 days until I dropped something on my foot and broke my toe.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I was left out the words on purpose.

[Chick McGee]

And then I was the recipient of the anvil State of Ohio workman's compensation. And I've never had a better Christmas chick.

[Josh Arnold]

How was it overall working for an elevator company?

[Chick McGee]

It had its ups and downs.

[Tom Griswold]

That's in their annual report every year.

[Josh Arnold]

That's in our state of the. The union of comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

We get letters.

[Chick McGee]

Our comedy is strong.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you might have missed it. We get letters, letters from people who travel internationally. And we just had one last week. Some guy was in some very exotic locale and he was so pleased that it was an Otis elevator, he goes, yeah, Tom wouldn't have to take the stairs if he's ever in Zambia, whatever

[Chick McGee]

the hell it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Warren is always been one of my favorites. He was featured on the famous Bob and Tom Comedy Central special many years ago.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And Greg is now part of Nateland. And you're. It's my. It's my understanding your new game show that you're. You're on it with Nate is going to be re. Aired this evening.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

On abc.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It aired Greatest Average American aired Wednesday on abc and it's available on Hulu now and it'll re. Air tonight on abc.

[Greg Warren]

I didn't know that. I knew it was on Wednesday nights on abc. I didn't know we were getting a re.

[Josh Arnold]

Air.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I know it just goes to Hulu. It's there.

[Greg Warren]

Well, I know it's on Hulu and

[Chick McGee]

it's going to be a. Going to be on evidently ABC tonight again.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't I just say That I could. I could have sworn I just said, oh my God, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

Also, you know, I hear it's going to be on abc.

[Jess Hooker]

I think so, Greg.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're right. Now is that every week it's going to be on abc?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, it's a weekly.

[Josh Arnold]

Greg, you should know in the last six months this show has it. It runs for four hours, but it's really a two hour show. We just do twice.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

With the amount of repeating

[Tom Griswold]

that can stop now.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg, you won't be able to watch it because you'll be on stage tonight at the Caravan in Louisville.

[Josh Arnold]

That can stop now.

[Tom Griswold]

The Caravan is kind of moving or something. So you want to go check out the Caravan before it's gone and you're there tonight and tomorrow.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The last time I saw you in person was at the Caravan.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Greg Warren]

That's right. With Willie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

And then Saturday, I want to get this right. Saturday, April 11th, you're at the Gilloys. Yes, the Giloys Theater in Springfield, Missouri, your hometown.

[Greg Warren]

Where I was born.

[Chick McGee]

Born.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I was born in Springfield. Doing a few. Trying a few theaters here. This.

[Tom Griswold]

Where'd you. Where did you go to high school?

[Greg Warren]

Well, I went to high school in St. Louis at Kirkwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Kirkwood.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

We moved to St. Louis when I think I was 4.

[Chick McGee]

The Kirkwood what?

[Greg Warren]

Kirkwood Pioneers.

[Chick McGee]

Pioneer, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you, is that where you had your stellar wrestling career?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, I won two state championships there.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Two timer.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, what weight class you?

[Greg Warren]

Well, my junior year I was 138 and my senior year 145. Yeah, I think freshman, I was 112 and then sophomore 119 or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

It didn't. Didn't win the. Lost in the semis at my sophomore and year and unhappy about that. Tried a high risk move.

[Tom Griswold]

It was real stupid really. Did you get. You get pinned?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Then you didn't you shake your left hand, Adam, and you look up here. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Greg Warren]

And you think. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You think you distract him.

[Greg Warren]

It's a distraction thing, right? Yeah, man. He just went right at me.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't go for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're kind of the announcer on the. The show called the Greatest Average American on ABC and Hulu. But again, if we're getting it right, I want everyone to know they can watch it tonight on abc.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Guzzling off that bargain from the Nashville Municipal Auditorium.

[Greg Warren]

How do you like that?

[Josh Arnold]

We see why? You got the part?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you come up with a catchphrase yet?

[Greg Warren]

No, I don't know. I did. They were playing basketball. Nate. Nate does these challenges. You know, it's my favorite part of the show. In the. In the middle segment, he'll either have like a challenge where he has to name every state capital or something like that, or a physical one where he has to shoot baskets. And I did get a nothing but Nate in there.

[Josh Arnold]

And they. They put it in.

[Greg Warren]

Did they? All right, Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm tempted to say they. They left it. No, I laughed out loud.

[Greg Warren]

No, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

But if he doesn't do a basketball thing though, and you got to come up with something else.

[Greg Warren]

I got some other stuff. Yeah, we got some moves. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you come up with Ready, set, Nate?

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You did?

[Greg Warren]

I. I was the one that came up with that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

Because it was like, ready, set, go on the teleprompter. And I said, ready, set, Nate? And that stuck. That stuck. And I think it's gonna go the whole season.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

How about to be or Nate to be?

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Greg Warren]

That's. I didn't do that. I think that was Shakespeare.

[Chick McGee]

This is all really good stuff.

[Greg Warren]

Thanks, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

You're welcome.

[Greg Warren]

I found out I was going to be the announcer about 24 hours before production. Now, we were doing a show in Cincinnati and Nate called me back. He's like, hey, what are you doing next week? And I was like, I got shows, man. I was supposed to do a Tonight show that week. I got to go. Tonight show. He goes. He goes, yeah, I want you to be the announcer on this game show. I'm like. And I knew about the show. I'm like, really? He's like, yeah. He goes, I gotta check out with abc. So the next day I get a text at like three in the afternoon. It said, abc's fine with it. Have your agent call and make the deal. Be in Nashville tomorrow morning at 8:00am so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you moved the Tonight Show.

[Greg Warren]

We moved the Tonight show, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's great. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

What Nate said, you know, he was like, I know, Jimmy, I'll get you back on the Tonight Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect.

[Greg Warren]

That's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, our guest is comedian Greg Warren. And he'll be doing his great stand up comedy lap and a bunch if you want to see Greg. I was just telling some friends about Greg being a former wrestler and a very good one. You have a terrific hunk about coaching that is very funny, very family friendly.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah. Sort of some of my failures.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's incredibly fun. I'm trying to remember, is that on the special, the salesman? I get the titles.

[Greg Warren]

I think it's on the champ, the one about when I wrestled in college.

[Tom Griswold]

Does that segue into the fishing hunk?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That is brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, man.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to watch, if they want to watch all of your specials, how do they do it?

[Greg Warren]

But YouTube is the best way. Yeah. On the Nate Land YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, very good, Very good. We're to come back with Greg Warren. Zoltan Kazas will be our guest. Coming up, it's, it's a is, it's a, it's a plethora of comedians. What is it? What do we call it? Oh, a bidder.

[Greg Warren]

You said a bidder is. I think that's a Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When we return to the Aurelioto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts of service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Greg Warren, comedian. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Magee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, everybody. And especially Greg, my iced tea drinking buddy.

[Chick McGee]

We would you care to guess the number one selling refrigerated bottled tea in the United States of America?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess Lipton Pure Leaf.

[Chick McGee]

That's in there. Snapple. Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

It's not right.

[Greg Warren]

Is it the Arizona?

[Chick McGee]

Milo's Iced Tea. I've never heard of Same.

[Greg Warren]

Not familiar with Milo?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Milo's Iced Tea. $1.7 billion. They make.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

$1.7 billion brand. That's a big brand.

[Chick McGee]

That's a big ass brand. Consumer people. You guys should get on that on your podcast.

[Greg Warren]

I'd like to. We need to do an iced tea. Man. I'd never heard of Milos.

[Chick McGee]

And you could do a grace I.D. stacy. Whatever the hell you say. You can do that a lot during the podcast and everybody'd love it.

[Greg Warren]

But I don't think I say I met Robert Romanus.

[Chick McGee]

It was unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh.

[Greg Warren]

I don't sound like that, do I?

[Josh Arnold]

You sound a little like that.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. How do you feel About. I don't like bottled tea. How do you feel about ordering when they ask if you want sweet tea or just regular good old ice?

[Greg Warren]

I. I don't, I don't like the way it's the, the way it's named because it's sweet tea or unsweet tea, where it should be just tea or sweetened tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

It's natural form is tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Greg Warren]

And you like. We didn't do anything to get rid of the sweetness. It's. It's tea or sweet tea. But you do need to be careful about that. If you get anywhere south of Missouri.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right. You don't. You have to really specify.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. You just say sweet tea is the first option. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

You need to say. If you say type 2 diabetes.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Josh, you were partially correct. Top refrigerated bottled iced tea. That's what Milo's is.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's. You'll know about this, Craig.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Is it Greg?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Each other for a very long time.

[Chick McGee]

Top shelf stable bottled iced tea. That's your pure purely.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. I was in the shell stable juice business for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. With Hawaiian Punch and Punchy Sunny Delight. We played it fast and loose with that shelf stable. It was like it could be. They. We said it could be out of the refrigeration for 14 days or something, but they would put up these massive displays down in Texas. That stuff was sitting there for a little more than 14 days, if you want to know the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Greg Warren]

And, and I'm. I don't want to tell tales, but, man, we sold a lot of that high Hawaiian Punch. We got our clocks cleaned by high C. Oh, really? Okay, man, just. Yeah, I remember their big thing. They, they, they sent out an email to all the sales people, the marketing people.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

And they. This was in A. Probably 98 or something. And they said, hey, guys, some big news in the latest Hawaiian Punch commercial. Punchy, you know, the master Punchy's gonna do the Macarena.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how about that?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. This was like seven years after the Macarena. Like, why don't you have him do the Hustle? I mean, it's like, come on.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not gonna sit here while you insult Punchy.

[Greg Warren]

I'm not insulting Punchy. Punchy got in some hot water because you remember his thing was, how would you like a nice Hawaiian?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Laying other kids out on the playground.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna give you a Hawaiian Punch.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I could see where that Might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

They had to. They had to dial that down a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

That was kind of a squat little guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't just kids.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, adults were doing the Hawaiian Punch.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe it was just because it was me.

[Chick McGee]

I remember them. Remember who he punched? Some big, big fat guy.

[Greg Warren]

He had a name. It was like, oh, for. I think. I think it was oh, for something. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You used to work in retailing. Various products for Procter and Gamble.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wondering if this is a scam. Yesterday we had a news story that said they're retiring Mr. Clean.

[Greg Warren]

That's a Proctor and Gamble product.

[Chick McGee]

That can't be possible.

[Tom Griswold]

That has to be a scam.

[Greg Warren]

Now they're retiring the product or the

[Tom Griswold]

spokesperson, Mr. Clean himself.

[Josh Arnold]

They're saying he is done.

[Greg Warren]

There's no way. That's just stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

It was an early April fool scam.

[Josh Arnold]

He's now wearing a Hawaiian shirt. He's ready for retirement.

[Greg Warren]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is not kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right, right.

[Greg Warren]

This is a terrible idea.

[Josh Arnold]

But we've been fooled before.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Peanut apparently passed away.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, that was a. That was a shakedown, that whole Mr. Peanut thing.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

And I went up against those guys, planners.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a tough business.

[Greg Warren]

I had fishers and you know that. We were. We were second banana and that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You got to just. I think that's just hanging on to second, isn't it? Working for fishers, you just want to hang on.

[Greg Warren]

You didn't say that out loud back then.

[Chick McGee]

But Mr. Clean was top 10. Number 10. The top 10 cartoon brand mascots of all time.

[Greg Warren]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

How can you do that?

[Greg Warren]

Who's up? Who's one? Is it Tony the Tiger?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Number. Well, let's not. Nine is Cornelius Rooster by Kellogg's Cornflake.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Character I had not ever heard of.

[Josh Arnold]

Certainly there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Number eight, Kool Aid Man. Hell, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not say hell, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hell, yeah. Are you sure? Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Greg Warren]

You bet your ass.

[Chick McGee]

Knock the wall down commercial.

[Greg Warren]

There's some brand people that are just grimacing right now.

[Chick McGee]

Number seven is tonight, Tony the Tiger.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Number six is Rich Uncle Penny Bags. Monopoly. Number five is. Ho, ho, ho, Green.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on.

[Greg Warren]

Let me see if there is. Is. Let me see if I can get some of these. Top five. The Doughboy. Is he in there?

[Chick McGee]

The Doughboy is not in the top five or in the top ten. Yeah, number four is. And number four is Mickey Mouse, the Walt Disney Company.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so there. This isn't just products.

[Josh Arnold]

This is why Mickey Mouse doesn't count.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Greg Warren]

That doesn't count.

[Chick McGee]

He's a CEO.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. What's number three?

[Chick McGee]

Laughing Cow. By laughing cow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this.

[Greg Warren]

This is some. This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This survey must have been done in Latvia.

[Chick McGee]

Number two.

[Tom Griswold]

We get the American survey, please.

[Chick McGee]

Number two, Mr. Peanut by Planters. And number one, the Michelin Man. By Michelin. Oh, yeah.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

This is not at all.

[Chick McGee]

Would you care to guess what year the Michelin man debuted? Oh, I have no idea. I'll tell you this. It's dated for even you. 1894.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, man, that's wild. Yeah. He's made of tires, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought he was a big fat guy

[Tom Griswold]

in 1894. He was made of tires.

[Chick McGee]

That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Or horse hooves.

[Greg Warren]

I like this. I think Chick should continue with the like. Like these inappropriate versions of the slogans where just. Every brand in America. That's not. That's not what we say.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Mr. Peanut slogan for Planters, Taste my salty Nuts.

[Greg Warren]

No, it's not. They don't say.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you sure?

[Tom Griswold]

Is Speedy Gonzalez in there? And what does he say?

[Greg Warren]

I think he's been silenced.

[Chick McGee]

He was just a cart. And my favorite part about that story is, remember, there was Slowpoke Rodriguez.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he didn't have to run because he carried a gun. That was a cartoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the current Speedy Gonzalez. Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

He does a good job.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still doing it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. He still shows up with a new Looney Tunes show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Greg Warren]

Man, that's popping.

[Chick McGee]

Fresh is 12, by the way.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, that seems silly, doesn't it?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, number 11, Coco the monkey by Cocoa Pops. I don't even.

[Tom Griswold]

How is Toucan Sam in there?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. I mean, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here you go, buddy. Number 13, Julio Pringles by Pringles.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that the guy's name?

[Chick McGee]

That's what it says.

[Greg Warren]

I don't think that's. His name is Mr. Pringles. Yeah, I sold Pringles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I always thought it was Mr. Pringles.

[Greg Warren]

Julio.

[Josh Arnold]

Julio Pringles.

[Chick McGee]

Head shaped like a piece of chips. That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Well, here's the Mr. Clean story. This has to be a scam. Well, after 68 years, they say the mascot for the famous cleaning brand Mr. Clean has announced his retirement. As Josh said, there's a picture of him, and instead of in his all white, he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt. And it says, after a career with zero stains on the record, he's ready for new adventures. No.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? We also learned his first name. And it is.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll never guess it.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Stevie. I always thought it was Stevie.

[Greg Warren]

I thought it was Stevie, too.

[Chick McGee]

Stevie Clean.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Julio. His first name is veritably.

[Josh Arnold]

How bad is that?

[Jess Hooker]

That's dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

An adverb.

[Greg Warren]

I don't like that.

[Chick McGee]

No one creative came up with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the team with Mr. Clean, they were on vacation the week they had to get a first name for him.

[Josh Arnold]

That was when Draper was cruising around California.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. He was fighting himself with Coca Cola.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the theories is that Mr. Clerk Clean is retiring because he's named in the Epstein files.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, everybody's kind of showing up there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. So are you jealous that you're not in the Epstein files?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I find myself. I kind of am.

[Josh Arnold]

You have FOMO about it.

[Chick McGee]

I am. I. I'm big time fomo. I need that boost, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Can we make a fake picture of you?

[Tom Griswold]

That's easy to do.

[Jess Hooker]

It's already done.

[Greg Warren]

Do you ever know that every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Time there's a picture of Epstein, he's got his mouth closed like this and you have decided he must either have bad teeth or he's always got a lemon in his mouth. He always. Every picture. Look, I'm not kidding you.

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe some people don't smile for pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Yes. I think he's got bad teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he has huge teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what it is?

[Josh Arnold]

He seems like a guy with those big chompers.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Elway.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

So anyway, if someone can get to the bottom of this Mr. Clean thing, I think we're being scammed.

[Greg Warren]

I think we are, too. I mean, I know some people at the company. I'll see what I can do, but.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably top secret.

[Greg Warren]

They may not talk to me after Chicken Josh took. Took a shot at their creative.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, no naming him veritably Clean. I don't like, put that. If you put that in your game trivia thing, no one's going to get that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't like, let alone Julio Pringles.

[Greg Warren]

I don't think that's a thing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling you. Well, it's on the Internet, Greg. If it wasn't on the Internet, it wouldn't be true. Right. Okay. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Veritas. The Internet.

[Chick McGee]

You know where I almost often look at the Internet? At my compound. Because I have simply safe home security and I have a camera at my front door so I can tell when Greg is ringing the doorbell. I act like I'm not home.

[Greg Warren]

Chick, I've been out here for a while.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Could we write a jingle form?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Active Guard.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently we can't write a jingle.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Greg Warren]

This is just not what marketing people want.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

You ever notice that whenever anybody of a certain level of stature quits something like, like Mr. Clean this, it's always the same thing. Well, I'm gonna spend more time with my family. You think, is there a Mrs. Clean that we don't know about and a bunch of little cleans?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, gonna spend more time with my family.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite story on that, I think it was Ken Levine. He wanted to be a base major league baseball player. Announcer, announcer forever.

[Tom Griswold]

Great book.

[Chick McGee]

He put a book out and he said, I didn't want to be on the road with the team and leave my family. So I asked him, I said, if I do this, is that okay with you guys? And because I don't want to, I'd feel bad if I neglected you. And they all said, well, well, we'd feel bad if you had to stay here and I think we'd be better off is what they told. Oh, yeah, that's a.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a terrific book. It's called Wait.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he Wanted to come up with his own home run call.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I read the book years ago. It's. It's Wait, wait.

[Chick McGee]

Or it's. There it goes. Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Or something like that. Ken Levine was a writer for mash, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And. Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

He wanted.

[Chick McGee]

And yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he ended up becoming a. The announcer play by play guy for a minor league game. In the book. It's a terrific book.

[Chick McGee]

It's a minor league. But he actually did for the pod.

[Tom Griswold]

But he talks about you've got to come up with a home. Your own home run call.

[Chick McGee]

And I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I always love that when you're like, listen to ESPN and they'll have the home run call and then. Or they'll go courtesy of Fox. But Courtesy of it. But there's some really good ones.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Elvis has left the building.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What.

[Greg Warren]

How did.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't his.

[Greg Warren]

How did Scully call it? I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just going. Going. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I think it might be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's the Yankees announcer. It is high. It is far. It is deep.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, that's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Mr. Clean Deep or something. That. That's. They should be Sell those. No.

[Greg Warren]

Come on, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to sell your stuff. This is why you had to quit.

[Chick McGee]

This is why the company.

[Josh Arnold]

If you even did quit.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Greg Warren]

No, I left on my own accord, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, you shut your mouth. Josh and I have talked about this and we've got. We've. This comedy thing has been fine. It might not be working out.

[Josh Arnold]

You've had your fun.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you go to.

[Greg Warren]

You think I need to go back?

[Chick McGee]

I think you might go.

[Greg Warren]

This is the best part of my career and I'm. So you want me to go back now?

[Chick McGee]

Hat in hand.

[Greg Warren]

Procter and Gamble say, come on, guys.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. That's what we've decided.

[Greg Warren]

I got a little left in the tank.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Warren. You can see Greg. I'll tell you what Greg is. He's blowing up in the world of comedy because he's always been great. We were lucky to have him on our first comedy special on Comedy Central. He is going to be on TV again tonight helping out his buddy Nate Bargazzi in the Greatest American. Excuse me, the greatest average American. The game show. They're going to rebroadcast it tonight on abc. Greg is going to be live in person at the Caravan Louisville coming up tonight and tomorrow for some great live comedy. He'll also be at the Gilloys Theater, Springfield Missouri, Saturday, April 11. Another must see show. We're to come right back with another special guest. Zoltan will be here. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. My voice has finally woken up. Two hours. Hello, Jess Hooker. She's at the news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's. Well, we'll talk about that in a moment. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We have worked our necks and comedians,

[Tom Griswold]

two great guests in the studio. Our old friend comedian Greg Warren. Greg on his way to the caravan in Louisville tonight and tomorrow. And Greg is also going to be seen on ABC television tonight with his buddy Nate Bargazzi on the game show the Greatest Average American being rebroadcast tonight. It's also on Hulu Blue. But on ABC tonight, a great family friendly game show. That's so cool.

[Chick McGee]

And Greg, I'd like to thank you because I've never seen Tom so excited. He can actually say tonight on abc. Yeah, that makes him, it feels comfortable to him.

[Tom Griswold]

Tonight on abc.

[Chick McGee]

It's always on on Hulu. He doesn't want to hear about that. Tonight on abc, if you've got an

[Tom Griswold]

antenna, you can watch Greg Warren.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Greg Warren]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you can.

[Tom Griswold]

And then breaking our handsome rule. My God, look at this guy.

[Josh Arnold]

As in our guest being far more handsome than we are.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope you have a squeaky dumb voice

[Zoltan Kaszas]

now. I wish.

[Tom Griswold]

Zoltan Cassis, you nailed it. That's because I've been corrected. I've been getting it wrong. I googled it. And of course the pronouncer on Google, completely wrong. No, it says Kazis.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but you are of obviously some foreign ethnicity.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, what kind of weirdo are you?

[Chick McGee]

Zoltan and I had the conversation. I said you're here. I asked if you're here legally. I was trying to break the eyes. Sure.

[Greg Warren]

You led with that, huh?

[Chick McGee]

I led with that. And then he said, I am, but I don't think it matters anymore. So I don't know if anybody's coming for him or not. Because in the world of comedy, enjoy the time we have together.

[Tom Griswold]

When you guys start in the world of comedy, for example, we're good friends with Kostaki Economopoulos.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Took me several years to get that one right.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I'm blown away that you got that. But I can't get that?

[Tom Griswold]

In the early days, how would they introduce you?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Well, so I always went by Zoltan in the. In the beginning, I just went one name. And then someone's like, who are you trying to be, Sinbad? And then I was like, all right, I'm gonna go full name.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And. And it hasn't helped, but, like, it's. It's. It's harder when I meet the Hungarians because Hungarians come out to my show and they always want to critique. You know, you're not pronouncing your name right. It's Zoltan Kasash. And I go, I get that. But you have to remember, I moved here when I was 4, and my name got Ellis island in kindergarten.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Mrs. Wilson had roll call, and she looked at me and she's like, zoltan Cassis. And I didn't know you could correct adults when I was five, so I just went, huh? And then that's been the pronunciation of my name ever since.

[Tom Griswold]

So do the correct version again.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Zoltan Kasash.

[Tom Griswold]

Kasush at the end. Yeah. Like, with, like, the ones that say Budapest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're tricky.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Budapest.

[Greg Warren]

Sneaky. I would say

[Chick McGee]

tricky Basht.

[Tom Griswold]

Who are you sending the nuclear secrets to?

[Josh Arnold]

Zoltan, it's great to meet you.

[Chick McGee]

Is it.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Good to meet you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you. Did you. When you were a kid in school, were you Zoltan or were you Zolti? Or the. No.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Full name? Zoltan.

[Tom Griswold]

They called you Zol because that's ballsy as a kid to stick with it.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, what's happening.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, because you're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. When I went to school, it was, you know, Sam, Dave, Chuck.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If it was Zoltan, everybody go, whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a lot of Jamals were there where he's from.

[Greg Warren]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No is the correct answer. But you know what I'm saying? That's good. But what a great name. Is that like being named Steve?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And it actually is. It's like Steve, John, Sam in Hungary. It's just an old name that everybody has, so it's not special there. And then here. It's like the weirdest magician you've ever come across. And it sticks right out.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't like a planet. It does.

[Josh Arnold]

Zoltan now.

[Chick McGee]

And we were talking, is it Zoltan in the big movies or is it Zoltar?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Zoltar. Same. Same difference. It's a big grandiose name. And. And now I'm glad that, like, when I was first Starting out, you know, nobody knew who the heck I was. So when I came out on stage, I just saw the disappointment in people's eyes when you hear Zoltan. And then I came out and they're like, shouldn't there be a cape or, like, fireworks or something?

[Josh Arnold]

It's just a guy.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

It's just a guy. Just a guy with a beer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

You know, and you're like, what is this?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. No, no top hat. No rabbits out of his pocket.

[Chick McGee]

Rabbit and a top hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

I think, you know, your name can go both. I, I knew a guy the opposite when I was in sales. It was my buyer, and he had a name pretty much like his name was Dan Gardner on paper. Nothing there.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

But the way he answered the phone, this is the Answer the phone every time he go, then, Gardner.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Greg Warren]

How do you like that? If I could bottle that up right now, Chick, you buy it, right?

[Chick McGee]

Buy it, man.

[Greg Warren]

Gardner.

[Tom Griswold]

No, hit the D hard.

[Greg Warren]

Let the name do the rest of the work, Man Gardner. I mean, that's a guy who gets his work done. Has some fun, though, right? But a nice guy. But he didn't lay in. He wasn't like Danny G. Would it be. That guy is a scumbag, right? He's making the women at the office uncomfortable. Tell him about his hot tub. You know, you seem tense, Teresa. Dan Gardner. Dan Gardner. Solid.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You want to do business with him? You do.

[Chick McGee]

How about this? How about that? Chick McGee.

[Greg Warren]

I like it. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Greg Warren]

But you got a name.

[Josh Arnold]

You got.

[Greg Warren]

Chick McGee is kind of a slick name already, you know what I'm saying? Like, Chick McGee is a character. Dan Gardner is a straight arrow, but he adds a little to it. Dan Gardner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Here's the thing. The world's a tough place. Somebody's gonna get in your face in the next three weeks, Jess, and they're gonna yell at you. What I suggest is just take it. Take it. Let them say what they want to say and look at them and go, go, man Gardner. And then walk away. And you, you win.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? They're gonna think I may have been wrong about that person.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I, I, I don't have anything like it. Greg Warren, a horrible phone answering name. It's the, it's the hard G at the beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

Give it the Dan Gardner treatment.

[Greg Warren]

You can't because of the two GS. Greg. Like, nobody even wants, Nobody even wants to just hear Warren, right, Greg? I'm out. You know, like, Greg, here's What I'm thinking about. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Softening the second G. All right, Greg, stick with me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Add a gie. Greggy Warren. Chick. Listen to this. Oh, Greggy Warren.

[Chick McGee]

Love it.

[Greg Warren]

What do you think? It's not Dan Gardner, but neither was he when he started out, Right?

[Chick McGee]

Dan Gardner started some. Somewhere. I don't like it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not a grudge. You know.

[Greg Warren]

You don't like Gretchen.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can do Greg Warren.

[Greg Warren]

It's. Well, you're. You are kind of backing off the. The second G, which I like, but it's.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Greg Warren]

And that's. It's too much, what you're doing.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you considered leaning into the second hard G a little more? So like a Greg.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, you got something there. I. I like. I don't think that the execution is right, but I like the theory.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

How about a pause Warren?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Greg Warren]

How about the pause Greg Warren? You're not even.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't raise up the page.

[Chick McGee]

How about Gregory?

[Greg Warren]

Gregory Warren. Might not be, because that's my name. Gregory Warren.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, that sounds like you take yourself. You take yourself too seriously, especially if you go, Gregory.

[Greg Warren]

Gregory Warren. Gregory, Gregory. No,

[Chick McGee]

Simply Gregory.

[Greg Warren]

You've got Gregory. It's just. Just whatever it is. I can tell you what it is. Not Vanguard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We'll back this up. There was a famous disc jockey in New York, and he did his. He had a jingle, Wolfman, and the jingle was just Dan Ingram.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Dan's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Dan Ingram's good.

[Tom Griswold]

You could just sing it. Dan Ingram.

[Greg Warren]

Man. That's got a little Nabisco in it, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, now we're talking with Zoltan, trying to help his career by renaming him Zoltan.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I mentioned this. You're a really handsome young guy.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a married? Single? Straight. What's the situation?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I'm married. Second marriage.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You look too young for that. I know.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I got. I got married young, and then we got that one out of the way. Now we're into the real world.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Only two more to go.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Only.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Attaboy.

[Tom Griswold]

Did. Did the missus take your last name?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good sign.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah, it's. She has a. Speaking of names, you know, Zoltan Casses. Like, it doesn't, you know, but no,

[Greg Warren]

you could just say Zoltan. Yeah. Yes, sir. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Zoltan.

[Tom Griswold]

So let's hear about this chick. Whatever.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Well, we met at a cat convention.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

There are cat conventions?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

There Are. I had a cat joke that went viral, and I got booked for a cat convention. She worked in a cat e Commerce business, just like any rom com. And that's how true love blossomed. And. And now we're. We're happily married.

[Tom Griswold]

Dare I ask for the. The cat viral joke? Well, it was.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I just. I talked about the differences between cats and dogs in the sense that, like, I'm a cat guy because I just. I don't want that kind of dog energy in my house. Like, dogs, like, love you. They're like, oh, where have you been? It's like a needy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And cats are more like, oh, you're home. What are you doing? I'm gonna be in the kitchen. I'll see you later. Like, it's a very laissez. Like, they don't care about you. And I like that type of relationship.

[Chick McGee]

I think that might be America's number one relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

So then you assumed that meeting cat lady would. This would be the relationship you would have.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it wasn't.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

It wasn't. It was. She, like, loves me. She loves me so much. I didn't wake up to say good morning when I was in Calgary because I slept in. And she called a wellness check on me because I slept until noon. And I got a. I got a call from the hotel saying, we have a sobbing woman that. That thinks you're hurt. And I called my wife, and she's like, I thought you were dead. And I go, why would you assume dead? Why couldn't you ever assume just maybe sleeping in, you know? So it was. She loves me. She loves me with dog energy. But at heart, we're cat people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I see you're in a room of dog people. I just want you to know.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

That's all right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a cat person.

[Greg Warren]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

I forgot.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

It's just me and you. Sorry.

[Greg Warren]

I'm. I'm a dog person. I don't have a dog. But, you know, I like them.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I like them too, but I'm a. I'm a cat owner.

[Greg Warren]

My dad had a dog, and it was kind of like my dog.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah. I do want to say I'm not anti dog.

[Greg Warren]

Sure seems like you are, buddy. Sounds like you are.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I got booed on.

[Greg Warren]

Hates dogs. Come on out to the show tonight.

[Chick McGee]

Dog hater.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who says, hey, I'm not a dog hater. Dog haters.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You look around before you tell dog jokes.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

How does he answer how does he answer the phone?

[Josh Arnold]

Zoltan.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog hater.

[Chick McGee]

Dog hater.

[Tom Griswold]

Dan Gardner.

[Greg Warren]

Dan Gardner.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a number of. Especially radio guys that do that have like a tag. Even some of the, like, serious NPR News guys have little, Little things they do to their voice.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. And I.

[Tom Griswold]

But they give it a little spin. There's one guy that, that it does a little extra long.

[Greg Warren]

A little is what I love about it, though. That's what I like about Dan Gardner. It's a little like. And he, you know, And I bet you first few years he played it straight, you know, and then he, you know, got a promotion or two. And there's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna lay on that end just a little bit longer.

[Josh Arnold]

He seasoned it perfectly.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah. It didn't do too much, but I know what you mean. A lot of the radio guys, some of them, it's it's just obvious. Yeah, yeah. You were talking about that guy earlier, Ken Levine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Who was Irving R. Levine?

[Tom Griswold]

He was a guy, but always wore a bow tie on NBC News. He was a field reporter. Right. And a news guy.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Real serious, but always, always wore a bow tie, which kind of always throws me. The bow tie thing should be a guy named Zoltan with a top hat, a monkey, and an organ grinder. But.

[Greg Warren]

But he was like. Didn't he sort of say his name, like Irving R. Like, he was very. He had a very. A stylistic way of saying his name, didn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Irving R. Levine. Yeah, maybe. I mean, just put the additional R

[Tom Griswold]

in there when they, when they end those reports, you can always tell it's over the way, the way the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

The cadence will change. Okay. Here it's going to end and then.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One thing this story has told us, we might never. Or find a real answer.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's always

[Tom Griswold]

beat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. We've waited. We've spent the last 20 minutes telling you that we have no idea what's happening.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

This has all been speculation in San Diego, California.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Zoltan Kazis and I want to say special thanks today to Dan Gardner. See, you're putting, you know, you're. You're doing it. You're nailing it.

[Chick McGee]

You're doing something with the Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the sauce you're putting.

[Greg Warren]

I think what he does is there's an. If you think about it, I think there's an end before the Dan. It's like, man, he kind of slides into the Dan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Ladies, you got guys sliding into your DMs. Dan Gardner's sliding into his own name. Gardner.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, I love it.

[Greg Warren]

And I think there's some physicality. I never saw it because I'm calling him on the phone, but I think there was a shimmy or two.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a finger. Maybe a finger gun.

[Greg Warren]

You think a finger.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think.

[Greg Warren]

I think that's too much. He was. He was a straight arrow chick. Oh, yeah, yeah, he was a straight arrow.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet he won the. Won the salesman of the year award every year.

[Greg Warren]

No, he was a buyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, even better.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, he was a buyer and a kind buyer, and a lot of them were not. He was a very kind buyer.

[Chick McGee]

Buyer.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see.

[Greg Warren]

Well, sold him Crisco sticks on the first call.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, dude, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that still a thing?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah, man. If you're a baker, you gotta have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they are. Well, you know, very convenient.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at old Mr. I don't know what. Crisco sticks.

[Greg Warren]

What a dork. Get with the times, old man.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night I ran out of butter. I. I was making the girls dinner and. But I. I found some ghee in the. In the cabin.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good stuff.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah. That's good for you, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the way they spell it when we come back.

[Chick McGee]

There's an H in there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like some Romanian thing that, you know. Zoltan's family.

[Greg Warren]

Hungarian time.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, same thing. What night do you bowl? These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the new center, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. I'm not Dan Gardner. Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We have comedians.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're just joining us in the studio, veteran stand up comedian. And he's also an announcer guy. Now it's Greg Warren. And I say announcer guy because Greg is part of a great TV show. It's a brand new game show. The Greatest Average American brought to you by and featuring and starring, I guess, Nate Bargetzi. And the announcer guy is Greg Warren. And it's going to be re airing tonight on abc. And it's on Hulu all the time, I understand. Is that correct?

[Greg Warren]

Yes. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a lot of fun and great for families to watch together and answer the questions along with the contestants.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, they can win a bunch of money.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It's a nice prize. And they're doing one thing that's always bugged me about game shows. Nate is being generous enough. He's going to pay the taxes on the winning.

[Greg Warren]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is great.

[Greg Warren]

I think that's pretty cool. I think he's got to be the first one to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they win the average American salary, is that correct?

[Greg Warren]

69. $720, I believe something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool. And. And also joining us in the studio, he's too young to have been on his. To be in a second marriage. Zoltan Cassis is here with us. Zoltan, you were telling us that you got married married to cat lady. That didn't work out.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

No, that. That's the one that did work.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's the one that worked.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

The cat lady one's working out. The one before that, not.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. Yeah, thanks.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I didn't know that's how I pitched that. Now I'm thinking of how I told that story and I did it right.

[Greg Warren]

No, you got it right.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't expect me to pay attention. I'm over here thinking. Now,

[Chick McGee]

I know you don't think that could be the truest thing you've ever said.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you have a cat? Cat?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah, we got two at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what are their names?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Mushi and Miso and. Yeah, Mushi Mooshi. Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

I hope that's a girl cat.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Girl cat. My wife's Persian, so it means mouse and Farsi. Oh, yeah, but it also works. She has like a flat face. It's like one of those mush face.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Your wife.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure. Sorry you were kidding about the way you said it. I.

[Greg Warren]

His wife is beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say Persian women. Yeah. You're not aware of that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Very hairy. Right?

[Greg Warren]

No, she's.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Greg Warren]

Beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. Beautiful is the word you wanted. I don't know if you said Harry.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

They make razors and things.

[Tom Griswold]

So what else is happening in your life, Sultan? What is what do you. What else are you into these days?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I don't know. I'm trying to just stay off the comment section. I don't know if you have that issue. Greg, when you post your stuff, do you stay off the comments or are you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, I. You fully embrace and start fights.

[Greg Warren]

I read them. I don't partake, I don't fire back. I say positive things back, but the negative ones, and there are negative ones

[Chick McGee]

about me, you know, you don't have to convince us of that.

[Greg Warren]

One guy in particular does not care for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's one guy that just is

[Greg Warren]

hammering every time we put out a podcast.

[Chick McGee]

He's following you.

[Greg Warren]

And Greg Warren sucks is what he says.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so he's witty?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah. No, he's. He's very, very. Yeah, yeah, he's good with the words.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I feel like those are less painful than, like, the oddly confusing ones. Like, I had one guy write, you gotta fix that haircut, which didn't bother me that much. But then he came back 10 minutes later and responded to his own comment and. And he wrote, oh, I see what you're going for. And that, like the being non specific about why you're making fun of me, that hurts way more, I feel.

[Greg Warren]

I read that as he was like, you know what?

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Greg Warren]

Wait a minute. This is pretty good. He corrected himself. Not a lot of guys on the Internet that say, I'm sorry. I can tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's weird.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah, there's weird ones. I had this Other1 on YouTube. This guy wrote, after years of support, I have to unsubscribe to your channel because of your ignorant views towards modern witchcraft.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow. Your ignorant views toward modern witchcraft.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And the reason he wrote that is I posted this long stand up set, and in there I had one short story of my wife and I going to, like, a local artist store. And it was like, you know, greeting cards, knitted stuff, scented candles. But this one also had books on witchcraft, which I thought were out of place. So I was like, what are you gonna get, baby? Do you want to get a scented candle or do you want to summon a deep demon? Yeah, and just dumb little throwaway joke, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Ignorant.

[Greg Warren]

Josh ain't having it. Josh is not having it.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is pro.

[Greg Warren]

Sorry, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

He's on the witches.

[Greg Warren]

He does not care for where you're going. Are you commenting right now, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you worry about it. He'll see it.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when I first heard, I didn't understand the story. Now I do I can't.

[Greg Warren]

Why.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you say something like that?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I don't know, but I wanted to respond. Greg's like a. I tried to respond. I wrote out, you know, first of all, thanks for all the support, and I'm sorry to see you go. But just so you know, this is the funniest reason anyone's ever had for unsubscribing to my YouTube channel. And then right before I posted it, I was like, ah, this guy dabbles in witchcraft.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, man, I don't want to stir that pot, man. I support you there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

I'm not sure I believe in it, but why throw it to chance? You know? There might be something there. Good. Good job, buddy. That's smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you'll probably get this. I would say the. Probably the most serious feedback we've ever gotten in the history of this show, and there have been a lot of things that people should be mad about. Involves cats.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the comedian Glenn Super? He was known as Mr. Bullhorn, and he had a. He did a TV commercial. I think it was it for. It was for some beer.

[Greg Warren]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was her paper towels or something.

[Josh Arnold]

He recently passed away.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He died several years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't realize.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Long.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But Glenn super did a song, satirical in intent, called Kill a Cat, but it was. It was quite clearly a joke.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We got. I mean, we got every kind of it. It aired exactly once.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Likes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's never appeared anywhere since.

[Greg Warren]

I got a. I had a special a couple years ago where I talked about nurses, and I was sort of poking fun at nurse practitioners.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know who loved that bit? Most nurses.

[Greg Warren]

Most nurses thought it was great because I. I'm a fan of nurse practitioners.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Greg Warren]

You make it clear that, like, I re. Like, they. They've helped me a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

But I was making. You know, it's just. I can't remember what I was. You know, it's like.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you were talking about the. The names don't really. The. The registered nurse sounds either less or more important than the practitioner. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And then the. And then it feels like they're always trying to trick you into seeing the nurse practitioner where you're like. You know, where you're like, hey, can I see the doctor? Doctor can see. In March of 2034, I'd be like, well, no, I'm sick today. Nurse practitioner, she can. She can see. When is she available? Five minutes. She's on her way to Your house. Like, if she's so good, why is she so available? It's too late. You're already, she's, she's knocking on your door. So I did that joke and I got an email from a nurse practitioner and it was a serious email that said, I've, I, you know, I, I've listened to you for years. I've been a fan, and I will never watch one of your shows ever again. I told all my friends to never watch you and my family because you have poked fun at, at my profession and made fun of my profession. That I work very hard to earn the degree to do that profession. And I sent her an email back. I said, you know, I'm, I'm sorry. I go, you know, I don't know if you noticed, I'm not the most, like, controversial comedian I like. I, I never want anybody to feel sad when they see my stand up. But next time, could you have a doctor reach out because.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hey. We're all thinking, drinking it. Dr. Too good to see me.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we'll try to make fun of whatever you do, dear listener. And we'll just be kidding.

[Chick McGee]

And coming back, we have a cartoon related professional golfing accident incident.

[Greg Warren]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Cartoon related.

[Greg Warren]

There's a lot there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Accident incident. And I don't know how I'm going to tell you guys this without busting out in a big time laugh through the whole thing, but I want to tell you, the golfer, he's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he walking like an accordion?

[Chick McGee]

He might indeed be.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this one thing where he hits the ball off the cliff and it's hovering there and he walks out and doesn't fall down till he looks down again. That's my favorite.

[Greg Warren]

That is a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my favorite principle of cartoon physics.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't fall until gravity doesn't apply. Until you.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, you would. One would think you'd already fall.

[Chick McGee]

Every, every kid, Every kid goes.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I don't know.

[Greg Warren]

I'm not a scientist, but it's. You make a really good point there, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to make this point. The only reason I know what an anvil is.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not because I went to see a blacksmith ever in my life, but it's because of cartoons, man.

[Greg Warren]

And those things fall fast in those cartoons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But they don't fall till you look down.

[Josh Arnold]

And you know what?

[Chick McGee]

They whistle real loud when they fall.

[Greg Warren]

And often they, they, they hit somebody and immediately several bumps come up on their head.

[Chick McGee]

Birds fly around their head and all sorts.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's not like a frying pan. When that hits you in the face, your face becomes the shape of a frying pan until you go. But we're coming up with cartoon golf. I love this. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email Bob and [e-mail]

[Chick McGee]

hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news Center. It's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee and hello. Tom. We have special guests.

[Tom Griswold]

We do. Before I introduce him, I want to clarify something. We were talking about the, the, the home run call that baseball announcers make and how it's important to have your own. And we mentioned the title of that book was I read it years and years ago. It's called It's Gone. No, wait a minute. Talking my way into the big leagues at 40. And that author, it's. I thought it was Ken Levine. It's pronounced Ken Levine. I have just been told.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was Levine as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In any event, it's a really fun

[Chick McGee]

booker corporate and I think we got

[Tom Griswold]

today a special on today's show. We're mispronouncing the names of everyone we come across and our guests, we do have the easy to pronounce. Greg Warren.

[Greg Warren]

It's Warren. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I told you it was wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

And Zoltan Cassis.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Nailing it.

[Tom Griswold]

K A, S, Z A maybe, maybe

[Chick McGee]

more of a sh on there instead of a. Yeah, yeah. You're going. Cathy, I think it's Cassius.

[Tom Griswold]

I was given, I was given it. I was given it. The Budapest.

[Chick McGee]

It's not like Muhammad Ali's old guy knows.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

I mean I, I get corrected all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Like I said. Yeah.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Kasash. If you're in Hungary, in the United States, it's Cassis.

[Josh Arnold]

Zoltan, have you been to Hungary?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

No, I'm going. Well, I mean, when I live there. But I'm going back in a couple weeks. I'm doing a tour through Europe.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And I have two shows in Budapest and they're sold out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's Budapest.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you have, are people following you there on your YouTube podcast?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah, podcasts. And I post a lot ofstandup on YouTube. So thank God for social media, otherwise it would not be happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this an English speaking club? You're playing there. I sure hope so, because that could be really weird. Do you speak any Hungarian?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Najo nki, which means very little. My mom asked me that. She goes, do they, they know that it's you're speaking English. And then I, I, she got me scared and I went to the website and it's all in Hungarian.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Greg Warren]

And then I know.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And then I showed it to my mom and then she looked through it and then there was a sentence there that said the show is in English.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

So I was like, oh, thank God.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that has to happen.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I know that Frank Caliendo was doing a residency in Vegas for a year. And a lot of times in Las Vegas, the casinos will give free tickets to the shows. Well, there are. And there are people from Japan there. And he's doing a Jim Rome impression. They don't happen to be listening to AM radio sports talk. It can be a little tough.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Greg Warren]

That Jim Rome impression is good, though.

[Tom Griswold]

It is good.

[Greg Warren]

So good.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Warren is our guest and once again, the name of Zoltan. Your podcast is called this Week in Zoltan.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's you and Mike Albanese and

[Zoltan Kaszas]

my wife, Emma Basiri. So it's the three of us.

[Tom Griswold]

And what's Emma's last name?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Basiri.

[Tom Griswold]

Basiri.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

That's why she doesn't want my last name because Cassis is like a hard last name. Basiri's cool. It flows right off the tongue.

[Josh Arnold]

Pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Mike's a good guy, man. Is he?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Mike Albanese is hilarious.

[Greg Warren]

Very funny guy.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Any Atlanta guy is that Atlanta guy, now lives in New York. Runs a really cool podcast space up there. And then we, you know, we zoom

[Greg Warren]

in and yeah, he's a good dude.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, check it. You can also check out Greg Warren on good old fashioned network television tonight, ladies and gentlemen, if you've got an antenna, you're gonna get excited. Greg Warren and Nate Bargazzi. This is super cool. It's a new game show. It's a family fun, and it's called the Greatest Average American Be being rebroadcast tonight on ABC and floating around on Hulu. So that's something pretty cool to watch.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, every Wednesday night for a couple months.

[Tom Griswold]

Zoltan, you are a fairly young guy. Are there kids in your future?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

We're thinking about it. You know, my wife's four years younger than me, so we still have a little more time. But it does feel like life lets you know you're running out of time, even though it feels like you're not like, I like all my ads on YouTube are now for hims.

[Tom Griswold]

All the Ed stuff.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah. And it just. Well, it's hair and Ed and it switched overnight. And it's like I'm just watching 90s pro wrestling on YouTube. That's what I watch. And then every seven minutes they just have to remind me, you're balding and your wiener doesn't work. And I'm like, in my head it's 1996 and I'm watching Bret Hart wrestle Shawn Michaels. And then they just bring me back to modern times. You're balding and your wiener doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

You're bald.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And then some girl will come out like he brought hymns.

[Greg Warren]

Just laughing at, laughing at you.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And after like the fifth commercial of the same thing, I'm like, can I just be bald and soft? Is that legal in this country anymore? Can I age how God intended me to age? Or everyone just has to have a full head of hair. Chasing women down the street, that's what we need.

[Tom Griswold]

You got a great head of hair though. Thank you.

[Greg Warren]

Come on. Look at that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not fading at all, is it?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Maybe a little in the front. I got a giant European forehead, but I'm just gonna let it go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sure.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's where I, that's what I decided to. Is I can't control it. Whatever.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And you got a good salt and pepper look. You look like you know stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thanks.

[Greg Warren]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

I have fooled a lot of people.

[Greg Warren]

He knows a little bit about everything.

[Chick McGee]

Just is really irritating.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they only sell them? Do they only sell them together?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

That's what I was.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the ED meds. You also have to get the hair stuff.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

And then what happens? Is it all in one pill? Does everyone have the same reaction? Is it ever reversed? Like someone's just like, what hair? And then there's just a unicorn thing growing out.

[Chick McGee]

That might be a good cartoon. And speaking of cartoon extra. That's right. Professional golfer Andrea Paven withdrew from the World Tours investech South African Open due to injuries he sustained in a elevator accident. 36 year old Paven hospitalized, thankful to be alive after he fell down an elevator shaft in the building he was staying in near Cape Town. By all accounts, he's in good spirits. Thankful to be alive. Face typing, facetiming with the kids. Paven's former Texas A and M coach J.T. higgins told the Golf Channel. Golf Channel learned through sources Pavens inner circle that the golfer had called for an elevator within the building. Where he was staying. However, when the doors to the elevator open, the cab had not come up,

[Josh Arnold]

but he just stepped.

[Tom Griswold]

The cab.

[Chick McGee]

They call the cab.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Paven didn't realize the cab wasn't there.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

As he stepped through the doors and fell three stories, he sustained multiple injuries, including his back and shoulder. Underwent extensive surgeries Wednesday night to repair the damage.

[Tom Griswold]

Three story. Lucky it wasn't four. Okay. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad.

[Greg Warren]

You think he was on his phone

[Chick McGee]

or like, he would have. You have to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

On your phone. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

He has eight professional wins in his career, latest in 2019.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

But by all reports, he's thankful to be alive and wants to get back out on the course.

[Greg Warren]

Any relation to Corey Paven?

[Jess Hooker]

Wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

This is. I believe that is P A V I n. Okay. And this is P A V, A N. Okay.

[Greg Warren]

That is rough, man.

[Chick McGee]

It's falling down in the elevator shaft.

[Greg Warren]

I could totally see myself doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. I wouldn't even have to be on my phone.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I wouldn't. You see, you'd see the cables and the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

A lot of times.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, those doors should not be opening if the car is.

[Greg Warren]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He. He's going to own this hotel.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, I would imagine that. And the elevator company.

[Tom Griswold]

That probably wasn't a notice.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way it was. Otis doesn't run that kind of business.

[Greg Warren]

No, they do not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Tip Top.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

They almost named it Tip Top.

[Greg Warren]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Otis Tip Top. He's the head guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. Now, I understand Zoltan, you got to check out, but I want to say thanks for coming in.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Hey, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll urge everyone to find you on YouTube, etc. Etc. And check out your podcast.

[Greg Warren]

Some pretty good specials, too, Tom. One that I. Honorary Jones, I believe, is one of the latest ones. It's. It's outstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

London Fog.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah, that's the newest one.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that about the raincoat?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

No, it's about the tea drink.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it about the raincoat?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, hang on a second. That's perfectly valid question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Greg Warren]

1973.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. London fog doesn't really carry the weight.

[Tom Griswold]

London Fog, I'll have you know, is the workhorse of the raincoat industry if

[Greg Warren]

you're a private investigator.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys. You guys are saying London. I thought you were talking about Elton John for a second.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I doing a little Edgy.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, yes. It's out of line. It's way out of line.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have to tell me what is London Fog Tea? I'm an iced tea person. I'm not aware.

[Greg Warren]

It's weird. It's.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Tell them what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I don't.

[Greg Warren]

I don't know what it is, but I know it didn't appeal to.

[Jess Hooker]

To me.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

It's not straight tea.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

It isn't the joke I do because I have, like, I have to have my order ready when I show up at a place, and if I don't have my order ready, I'll just yell the first thing I see on the menu. That's what I do. So, like, I. Bacon egg, gouda sandwich, sweet cream, cold brew. That's my order at Starbucks. And then if they're like, we're out of all of that, I lose. I just start pointing and yelling. That's what I did. I ended up with, like a cake pop and a tea drink. That's the last thing I wanted. So that's what I do. Like, if I. If they say we're out of all that, I just point and yell the first thing I see. So I yelled London Fog. And that's how I found out it's not even coffee. It's awful, awful tea.

[Greg Warren]

I don't think it's. It's not tea. It's tea with something in it.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

It's like tea latte.

[Greg Warren]

It. It's not herbal. I think it's. I think it's tea with some. Some sort of dairy product like chai,

[Jess Hooker]

like when they make that.

[Greg Warren]

And I don't care for that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah. I see today's shows have been mostly a critique of tea, which is fine,

[Greg Warren]

and I would say a very fair critique.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, I'm drinking tea right now, as a matter of fact. Well, I'll have to check it out. And I will stand on the Die on the hill. London Fog, mostly famous as a raincoat, I suppose.

[Josh Arnold]

Stand behind my.

[Tom Griswold]

Those of you that were sweat sweatpants and just go get on airplanes in your pajamas. Fine. A gentleman would never do such a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Billy. Billy DeWolf would never do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I squeeze in a real quick letter? This is. We had cocaine time. We were talking about this thing with the Tampa airport. They jokingly said, you can't wear pajamas in our airport. You can't wear. You can't wear Crocs. And they had quite a bit of. Quite a bit of feedback on it. I received a letter from a guy who works In a court. And I work at a courthouse in very, very famous state involving Wolverines.

[Chick McGee]

Michigan, I bet, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

You cannot believe the number of people that come in for court in pajama pants, slippers and come into the courtroom smelling like weed. I'm considering opening up, opening up a Mountain Dew and Dorito stand in the parking lot.

[Chick McGee]

Lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Cheers from Paul. Druggies go to court in your pajamas.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Zoltan Kaszas]

They're just getting ready to go to jail.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would do. I mean, the judges are just wearing robes.

[Greg Warren]

There you go, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

He redeem. He redeems himself for the offensive.

[Greg Warren]

London F. That ain't no Elton John joke.

[Josh Arnold]

The listeners are like, the edgy stuff, they get a little something. The guy's like, the cutesy stuff, they get a little something. I'm a comedian for all people.

[Greg Warren]

Apparently not for one segment of people.

[Tom Griswold]

Zolon, you can go. I know you got to get it in your car.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Thank you, guys.

[Greg Warren]

Dismiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much. It's great seeing you.

[Greg Warren]

Great seeing you, buddy. This guy's really funny. Go see him. He's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

Handsome, too. And he's got a great voice. I hate him.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say right now, hello, Hyundai, because Hyundai's got their getaway sales event up and running. And we've been talking a lot about the Hyundai Palisade with 619 miles of range. You know, Hyundai's got a bunch of other cool cars. The Palisade, by the way, has that thing with the captain's chairs for the back seat and then the way back so you can get three in the way back to in the captain's chairs, one in the passenger seat and you get to drive. It's a blast. It's a great vehicle. But don't forget, Hyundai also has the Santa Fe, the Santa Fe hybrid, the Tucson, the Tucson Hybrid, The Elantra, the Ioniq 5, and the Ioniq 9, all electric vehicles. See what's going on. Hyundai USA Car People are getting really excited about these great vehicles. Find out some information. Like I said, visit Hyundai USA or stop by your local Hyundai dealer, see what's going on and maybe take advantage of the special getaway sales event from Hyundai. We are coming right back. We're going to hang with comedian Greg Warren. We got a lot of questions. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the news desk. Greg Warren's here. Hi, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

Hey, Chick. What's up, man?

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Chick Magee. I think you didn't see my new calendar.

[Chick McGee]

I did not see your new calendar. Oh, it's a page a day calendar.

[Greg Warren]

Word of the week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, let's see now.

[Jess Hooker]

History.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. That's too depressing.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you read anything from this calendar?

[Josh Arnold]

He did. He shared something with us not too long ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is one of those calendars that kind of focuses on one event.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wait. It was about Freddie Mercury and Elton John being knighted.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the day of three Queens.

[Greg Warren]

Boy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you and Josh.

[Greg Warren]

John's really taking a beating today with Josh and Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

If he would ever respond to my emails, maybe I wouldn't be so mad at him.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's perfectly valid statement. Freddie Mercury. The band was called Queen. Anybody who didn't put that together pretty early on.

[Greg Warren]

Wait a minute. I get it now.

[Chick McGee]

I'm pretty sure you just said Milky Way.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right, Mercury? Well, why don't we dip into history today? Do we have our theme music?

[Josh Arnold]

Time now for History Today.

[Greg Warren]

That's not how it goes.

[Chick McGee]

February 27th.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just filling in

[Tom Griswold]

the one that was on this little sheet.

[Chick McGee]

Now, remember the new rule with today in history? What's that? You can't. You just can't look at and go, I've never heard that, and move to the next one. If you say that, you have to

[Tom Griswold]

say who it is that I'm skipping.

[Chick McGee]

What? You're skipping?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, sometimes I'm skipping depressing events.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine. But if it's somebody, you have a birthday.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, we're all adults.

[Tom Griswold]

1827. The first Mardi Gras celebrated in New Orleans.

[Show Announcer]

Boring.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe in those days.

[Chick McGee]

I've never been to Mardi Gras.

[Tom Griswold]

In those days, a Fat Tuesday wasn't as morbidly obese as it is now.

[Greg Warren]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't the Fatty Arbuckle. You see Fatty Arbuckle and you go, oh, it says stick Fatty.

[Chick McGee]

Fatty Arbuckle.

[Greg Warren]

So Fatty Arbuckle, by today's standards, was not that heavy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

What I'm saying.

[Greg Warren]

Okay, I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

A little Chubby Arbuckle is what it would be called today. Dad bought Arbuckle.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, this is interesting. Okay, 1980. I'm going to make this in the form of a question Chicken. Oh, God, the song I will survive.

[Chick McGee]

I hate that.

[Greg Warren]

It's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

1981. Thanks on Ice won the only Grammy ever awarded for best disco recording.

[Chick McGee]

What's the question part in that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry, it was. The song was done by Gloria Gaynor. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

P. I don't want to hear any.

[Greg Warren]

It's an anthem, chick.

[Tom Griswold]

So they stopped giving out the disco.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to hear a book on what while I'm listening to a song. I want to hear the song. Don't. Don't tell me about your life. I don't want to hear about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's an important story.

[Greg Warren]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

At first she was afraid.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then it got even worse.

[Tom Griswold]

She was petrified.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Afraid of what?

[Josh Arnold]

Something about him not being by her side.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Sounds right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And I'll tell you what, Chick. You go to a couple of these karaoke nights, some of these gals really sing that one with passion.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they sure do, man. They get behind it.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They've been hurt and I, I, I,

[Greg Warren]

I have a feeling some of them are singing from personal experience.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have to play that a lot when you were a dj? Dj?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. No.

[Greg Warren]

You took a stand, didn't you?

[Chick McGee]

I broke it. Every copy they'd come in. No

[Josh Arnold]

killer cover of that song is cake. Have you ever heard their version?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really good. It's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I just didn't. I think it's interesting that the Grammys only had a disco award for one year, then they abandoned.

[Greg Warren]

That's only one year they have it. That's only. Yeah, that should have been for a while. So Donna Summer never got a thing overlooked.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the great gag in Airplane where. Where disco lives forever and then the plane knocks over the antenna. That was a. Disco radio was a short lived phenomenon. But that era. Those are still great songs.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, I, Yeah, I enjoy a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

It's a bold statement.

[Tom Griswold]

Best disco song ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, best and my favorite are two different things. My favorite is Boogeyman by Casey and the Sun.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

The best though, I think I Boy, it, it's. It's. I'm going to go. Staying alive.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, that was. I remember in the marching band at Kirkwood High School we played I love the nightlife.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Alicia Bridges. Yeah. I like to book. And we thought we were pretty cool. March around playing Island. We didn't quite see the irony at the time we were in the marching band. Nobody knew less about the nightlife than us. When I was in High school. And I said, I love the nightlife. That meant I enjoyed staying over at Kevin's house. We played two games of Risk and his mom made hot chocolate. And you guys are making. Making fun. Risk is like a three hour game.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Greg Warren]

We were up late. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the game of world domination.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you like to boogie on the disco round?

[Greg Warren]

On the disco.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was her only hit.

[Chick McGee]

Was she a porn star before that?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I think she was, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm pretty sure.

[Tom Griswold]

For my money, the best is Disco Inferno.

[Josh Arnold]

So good. That's all good.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Nice bass. So anyways, only. What? Why would the Grammys abandon that when they give out awards for lots of crappy music? Music? Yeah, why wouldn't they?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, because they can't give it. They call it the Grammys. It's not Tom's Music Awards.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but they. They had a.

[Chick McGee]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[Greg Warren]

They just started giving out comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

They give a word for the best rap.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now, that's. But hip hop has lasted.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you realize how pervasive it's going nowhere.

[Tom Griswold]

So is syphilis. It doesn't mean it's a good thing. Let's see.

[Greg Warren]

I don't think it's as perfect prevalent as it once was.

[Tom Griswold]

1992, Tiger woods becomes the youngest PGA golfer in 35 years at age 16. Anyone? Anyone? Comments? Okay, fine.

[Chick McGee]

And what did he do with it? Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're talking about today in history. Let's get some birthdays in there. John Steinbeck, born in 1902.

[Greg Warren]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He wrote the Disney classic Of Mice and Men starring Mickey Mouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Look at the rabbits.

[Greg Warren]

Hey, George.

[Jess Hooker]

Where are the rabbits?

[Chick McGee]

George? Oops, I'm looking at the rab. Mickey. I'm still looking. Goofy and Mickey.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, that's a good one. Tortilla Flats, I think is the one I read is pretty. Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

I can see the rabbits of what

[Josh Arnold]

I've read of his. Cannery Row is my favorite.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I like Travels with Charlie, where he takes his poodle and drives all over the place.

[Chick McGee]

I love Cannery Row, the movie. I'll check it out with Nick Nolte and.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, I gotta see that.

[Chick McGee]

Deborah Winger and.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Narrated by John Hughes. Houston is pretty good.

[Greg Warren]

Grapes of Wrath.

[Josh Arnold]

I have not read Grapes of Wrath.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, it's a great book.

[Tom Griswold]

Does someone have a. Like a wine called the Grapes of Ralph?

[Greg Warren]

Oh, I guarantee. I guarantee some of those wine stores are very clever. Yeah, they're Almost as clever as the coffee ones.

[Chick McGee]

They're very clever.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think the most hair places have to be the ones that have the most.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, the. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hair, apparently.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Curl up and die.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Elizabeth Taylor, born in 1932 on this date.

[Josh Arnold]

I love her. Love her.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Big song about her now from Taylor Swift on the new album.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. It's good.

[Chick McGee]

Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Ralph Nader, born in 1934, is. He's still with us. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's not easy being green, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, Ralph. They're gonna do that with a lot of silence.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't get it.

[Greg Warren]

I guess it's a green party. He was a green party. Sort of a juxtaposed with Kermit the Frog.

[Chick McGee]

Greg, you can answer this? Greg, you can you address the fact to deconstruct that bit when you have to explain a joke, it really doesn't go over that.

[Greg Warren]

I feel like that's always what you want.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

We had to dissect it, much like a frog. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to bury him in a corvair.

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Were they.

[Greg Warren]

Were those unsafe?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Any speed. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

1959. My sister had a corvair.

[Chick McGee]

Of course she did.

[Tom Griswold]

They're awesome. 1959, Johnny Van Zant, born. Currently the lead singer of. Of Skinner. Also on this date.

[Josh Arnold]

He's late to the plane, huh? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Gets cold in here.

[Chick McGee]

Dolly Van Zant.

[Josh Arnold]

What a.

[Greg Warren]

Beat the heck out of Kid Rock.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I don't. I don't know who this is.

[Greg Warren]

Is Johnny Van Zant.

[Chick McGee]

Ronnie Van Zant.

[Greg Warren]

Right. Oh, Ronnie. Ronnie Van Zant would have beat the heck out of Kid Rock.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is a. This. Is this the sister. 1983, the birthday of Kate Mara.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Is her.

[Josh Arnold]

Rooney. Is her.

[Jess Hooker]

Is her. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's her sister.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. One of them.

[Greg Warren]

Wellington Mara, The.

[Chick McGee]

The Giants owner.

[Greg Warren]

They're like the daughter of the two NFL owners, right? One of the Steelers. And the.

[Chick McGee]

John Rooney is the Steelers.

[Josh Arnold]

Rooney. Rooney.

[Chick McGee]

You have him waiting down there for me.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

She.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she an actress?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, she is.

[Greg Warren]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

girl.

[Chick McGee]

Pearl earring, Dragon T. Yeah, they're good.

[Josh Arnold]

You've probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, she has the pasta sauce Maranara.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. Boy, I don't know who this is either. 1986. J. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

Jersey Shore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Jenny.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wouldn't have known that either.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I never tortured myself.

[Greg Warren]

Talented.

[Tom Griswold]

The important one is Happy birthday to my love Kelly tomorrow, 39 again.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty rad, Tom. Pretty rad.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? This is. This is interesting. I feel I have to stop and tell you. It was going so well and then. And then you said again, she's beautiful. Oh, no. Here's what you got for. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

That was one of her birthday. That may have been last year.

[Chick McGee]

That might have been last year's birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, and let's get back to the action. Oh, wait a minute. Look at the time. Happy birthday, baby. I want to. I want to point out a couple quick things. Greg Warren is going to be in Louisville at the Caravan, which is a great spot to see him. And I'm telling you this, and I'm not kidding when I say this, the next time you see Greg, he's going to be in a theater. He's been doing a lot of huge stuff, huge venues with Mr. Bargazzi.

[Chick McGee]

If the theater has something canceled, I could see that. Bring it to last.

[Tom Griswold]

And I would like to emphasize this. Greg is working with Nate and the game show. It's a new one. It's called the Greatest Average American. It'll be re airing on ABC television tonight.

[Chick McGee]

It's also available at 8 o' clock Eastern, 7 o' clock Central.

[Greg Warren]

I believe it's 8. It's 9.

[Chick McGee]

8. 9 o' clock Eastern, 8 o' clock Central on ABC. Are you happy?

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, what do you have against broadcast television?

[Chick McGee]

I don't have anything against it. It seems to be going out of fashion. That's all I'm saying. Do you watch a regularly scheduled network television show during the week every night at the time? Well, the news, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I watch the news. I switch around, but I watch either Matlock, either abc. Lately I've been doing ABC and NBC. I want to check out the new guy in cbs, David Mears.

[Chick McGee]

All three look exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever noticed that David Muir. Any chance he has to ever wear a T shirt that's too tight to show his muscle?

[Chick McGee]

That's an interesting observation.

[Jess Hooker]

Watch the news for the news or just to make fun of the people that report the news?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Just curious.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like you're hot for David Mirror.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it's pretty fun. He's great, but it's.

[Greg Warren]

He's real good.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got just the right amount of product in his hair. Okay, but once again, he's a Peter Jennings man.

[Greg Warren]

Always.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well. Smoked himself to death.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Big smoker.

[Tom Griswold]

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. Little Commander Cody for. You're welcome. Now, coming up, we'll discuss more of the ins and outs of Greg Warren. I want to say thanks again to Zoltan Cassis and check out his, his with. What is it? Mike. Mike Albanian.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, Mike. Mike Albanese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Mike Albanese.

[Greg Warren]

Sorry, Captain Lou Albano.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. It's called this week in Zoltan and that's his. And he's got a comedy special called London Fog. He's a very really funny, nice guy.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, he's really funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, it was great having him here. Right now I want you to watch ABC television tonight to watch Nate and Greg in the comfort of your home because you're going to be relaxing thanks

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Off?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Chick McGee. Come on right back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Greg Warren]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Greg Warren's here.

[Jess Hooker]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Mr. Comedy. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm getting self conscious because Greg Warren is pointed out something really interesting. Which is the way one of his. One of the people he used to work with would answer the phone, Mr. Dan Gardner.

[Greg Warren]

And how did Gardner.

[Tom Griswold]

One more time.

[Greg Warren]

Dan Gardner.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's so putting that. Just that little bit of sauce on it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Not too much, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. I think we all have to kind of work.

[Greg Warren]

I think he.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Greg Warren]

I don't know. I think the key is he just. He hangs on that Dan. On the end from the Dan so long. Is he ever gonna. Oh, there it is. You know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Gardener.

[Chick McGee]

Just when you think he's not going to get to the gardener, he gets to the garden.

[Zoltan Kaszas]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And he kind of. I think he hits the D hard on the dance, kind of lets the name do the rest of the work, you know? That's right, man. Gardner.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that is so good.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a couple guys. There's a guy on npr, Franco Ordonez. He always pauses.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So it doesn't become. He doesn't want the O's to mix it. Franco, pause. Ordonez. He's a great announcer.

[Greg Warren]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy on FOX Radio News, John Sa. He puts a little spin on it. None of us are doing that. We got to work on it on this.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Greg Warren]

I. I need it.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you have any ideas for how could we can make Josh Arnold sound kind of special?

[Greg Warren]

I mean, Josh Arnold is good because it sort of rolls. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You could do the same as Dan Gardner, I think. Well, no, no, no. But it would apply.

[Greg Warren]

Yes. You can't just.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't take the Dan Garden still in the game.

[Jess Hooker]

Is he still buying?

[Greg Warren]

I don't know, man. I would bet. You know, I bet he's buying something somewhere.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Greg Warren]

He's probably close to retirement age. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But do you feel like he was able to pull off that. That way of answering the phone? Because he was so cool everywhere else. Like just a kind, nice guy.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, I think that was part of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. I think, you know, you add a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have guys that would

[Greg Warren]

answer yellow, Mr. Ward. Yellow, Mr. Ward. My friend Sean O' Neill's stepdad. And you'd call him up when I was a kid. Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

That's awesome. And yes, he had a big mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That says, my grandfather was a yellow guy. It was genuine. And. Yeah, it worked.

[Greg Warren]

Well, the opposite. I remember a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Greg Warren]

Tom Strassbender. Tom Fassbender.

[Josh Arnold]

And who was this guy?

[Greg Warren]

He was a buyer, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Greg Warren]

When. When you did. When you'd Call Dan Gardner. He'd go, man, he'd be like, oh, this is going to be a pleasant.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

Tom Fassbender. When he answered the phone, you knew, like, you better come with something and you better come with something right now, or he's going to hang up to him and go, this is Tom Fassbender. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

And Tom's a nice guy. Tom is a really nice guy. But all business just. He wasn't as much all business as the way he answered the phone. But I think it was way to be like, my time's very valuable. Could you just get to the point? Yeah, this Tom Fassbender.

[Tom Griswold]

But, you know, that sounds awfully familiar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The Greg Warren Report on the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Lee's famous recipe chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, famous.

[Chick McGee]

Famous for a reason.

[Greg Warren]

Let me tell you guys something. I did a gig for these guys. Lee's recipe.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Yeah. I did it like they had all their store managers come in to St. Louis, and I did a gig for him, and then. And he took me out, out that day to a Lee's, and I hadn't had Lee's in forever. It is good chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

Real, real good.

[Greg Warren]

Like, they have fried, but they also have, like, a baked chicken. Yes. That is unbelievable. And the sides. I'm a side. That place is great.

[Josh Arnold]

I agree with you, man.

[Greg Warren]

And I just wasn't on my radar for some reason. And it is, you know.

[Chick McGee]

You know what else they have? Pot pies, chicken pot pies, soup with

[Tom Griswold]

a roof, Jimmy park, old everything, anything. Oh, we got to get it in here next week. You know, I love pot pies.

[Chick McGee]

They're amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to. And I'm also a sides guy. And when we were talking about Thanksgiving this year, we found out from surveys that the most important thing at Thanksgiving by far are the sides. So this. This is. This is. I got to find out more.

[Chick McGee]

Would you serve a pot pie at Thanksgiving dinner?

[Greg Warren]

Oh, I don't know, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Popeye comes after with all the leftovers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. You make your own.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, is that what you do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ms. Hooker gave us a great idea. You can even buy a prefab crust, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You wouldn't do that because you're too much of a good cook. But, I mean, you can.

[Greg Warren]

I make my own pie crust. It's difficult.

[Jess Hooker]

You gotta.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Greg Warren]

You gotta chill at the night before.

[Jess Hooker]

It takes a lot, but it's worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I. I feel a lot of pressure. I don't know about you, Josh, but about.

[Josh Arnold]

About What?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe chick. Well, the next time Greg's here, we gotta have a Dan Gardner way to say his voice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh. Say Greg's voice or Greg's name when we introduce.

[Chick McGee]

You can't get any better than Dan Gardner.

[Greg Warren]

You can't.

[Chick McGee]

That's a big problem.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to steal the Dan Gardner thing, but I mean, he. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Greg Warren.

[Chick McGee]

No, how about. How about Greg Warren?

[Greg Warren]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you get introduced on stage, like, for example, you're going to be at the Caravan tonight and tomorrow in Louisville.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want a fairly straightforward. Hey, tonight, don't forget to get the special.

[Josh Arnold]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing. That sounds like the host.

[Tom Griswold]

And then. Is it, ladies and gentlemen, he's been seen on tv. I forget where, but it's. It's Greg Warren. Or do you want to. Got to get out there and go. Can you believe it? He's taking a night off from ABC network television.

[Greg Warren]

Somewhere in the middle. I'd like something in the middle.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great answer. Okay.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a walk on music?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, it's cashmere.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For a while there was the Raspberries. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one? All the Way.

[Greg Warren]

All the way. That's a great.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the great hooks.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, that's a great.

[Chick McGee]

Now, do you use cashmere? Because Robert Romanus.

[Greg Warren]

Yes. When it comes down to making out, put inside.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And it's not really side two.

[Greg Warren]

I guess it's not, but still. Yeah, I know. I, I, Yeah, that's how I've been going up a lot lately.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's great. It's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Internet.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. So, well, the next time you are on the Zoom thing, we'll try to introduce you with a little bit of a pizzazz.

[Greg Warren]

I appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna have to work. I, I'm, I, I'm not getting any help from anybody.

[Greg Warren]

What I'm saying is don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, I, I'm against it. I, that's, that is not. That is a quixotic assignment.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

To try to get your. Anybody else's name, you might as well

[Chick McGee]

ask in a. Yeah, don't.

[Josh Arnold]

With any ounce of genuineness. You can't.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Is genuineness a word?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care.

[Chick McGee]

And he's genuine about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think we'll allow it. The judges are saying yes. Yes. Okay. I'm under pressure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there any way we can Get Dan Gardner on the phone.

[Greg Warren]

Man. I don't. I haven't talked to Dan.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not important.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there any way we can call him?

[Chick McGee]

Answering machine. Yeah, him say, Dan Gardner.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want to hear the real Dan Gardner.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you do.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, you do.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Greg Warren]

He's that good. He's that and that consistent. I had to call the guy for two years when he was a buyer at Fleming Foods. And it was, I mean, every time like I get it.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I didn't want to see Vera on Cheers. I don't want to hear Dan Gardner's voice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, these are all good points.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, I was thinking of Vera from Alice.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Greg Warren]

Was that Vera?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

What about Carlton?

[Josh Arnold]

More in the last two minutes of this.

[Greg Warren]

I mean, Vera from Alice was a great actor.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell are you doing here?

[Greg Warren]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

You think? Thanks you. Oh, boy. Thanks for joining us. We certainly appreciate it. And when we understand maybe an apology is in order to this. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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