The BOB & TOM Show - February 3, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – February 3, 2025

Hosts: Tom Griswold & Bob Kevoian
Broadcast Network: Cumulus Podcast Network
Location: O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios

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1. Introduction and Opening Banter

Tom Griswold kicks off the show by addressing production delays and welcomes listeners to this week's episode. The hosts engage in light-hearted banter about recent events and personal anecdotes, setting a humorous and relaxed tone for the episode.

2. Obscure TV Appearances by Real Bands

The hosts delve into the topic of real bands making unexpected appearances on classic sitcoms. Tom Griswold cites examples like the Doobie Brothers on "What's Happening" and the Little Feet on "F Troop," sparking discussions about the bizarre nature of these crossovers.

Tom Griswold [09:31]: "There's a whole series of bizarre appearances by real bands on sitcoms, the most obscure being Doobie Brothers..."

3. Groundhog Day Update

With Groundhog Day approaching, Tom provides an update on Punxsutawney Phil's forecast. The group humorously debates the accuracy and traditions surrounding the event, including references to pop culture and past predictions.

Tom Griswold [04:00]: "We have a Punxsutawney Phil update."

4. Valentine’s Day Gift Recommendations

As Valentine’s Day nears, Tom Griswold offers gift suggestions, emphasizing the importance of self-gifting alongside gifts for loved ones—a concept he refers to as the "Christy Lee thing."

Tom Griswold [12:02]: "This is the season of love, and we love those Raycon earbuds, and they're a great gift."

He highlights products from Steven Singer Jewelers and Raycon headphones, mentioning special discounts and promotions.

5. Listener Letters and Stories

The show features a segment where listeners send in letters sharing personal stories and humorous anecdotes. Topics range from bizarre encounters in Colombia to amusing mishaps involving pets.

Ace Cosby [17:04]: "Last summer, this is from Jim. He goes, dear nutty people, last summer I was in Bogota, Colombia..."

6. Animal-Related News Stories

Several animal-centric news stories are discussed, blending humor with current events:

• Rescue of a Donkey: Firefighters in Pennsylvania rescue a donkey named Jill from a semi-frozen pond.

  Ace Cosby [142:34]: "Owner Angela Holman called 911 after one of her donkeys named Jill fell through the ice..."

• Crashed Car with a Blow-Up Sex Doll: A car crash in Swindon, UK, leaves a blow-up sex doll in the driver’s seat, causing bewilderment among onlookers.

  Ace Cosby [148:27]: "A Connecticut man has been arrested for speeding, and he told officers he needed to get home to see his cat."

• Super Giant Sea Bug Named After Darth Vader: Scientists identify a sea bug in Vietnam resembling Darth Vader's helmet, raising concerns about its integration into seafood markets.

  Ace Cosby [148:14]: "Scientists are suggesting camel milk could serve as a healthier alternative to traditional cow milk."

7. Sports and Entertainment Highlights

Tom Griswold provides updates on various sports events, including NFL scores and Groundhog Day festivities. The hosts also reminisce about iconic moments in sports history, tying them back to current news.

Ace Cosby [60:56]: "National Hockey League scores. Thank you."

8. Special Promotions and Upcoming Events

The show promotes an upcoming live comedy event featuring Comedian Reno Collier and Pat Godwin, aiming to support the Stead Family Children's Hospital. Listeners are encouraged to attend the event at the Riverside Casino and Resort.

Tom Griswold [87:32]: "And that would include 100.7 the fox in Cedar Rapids... donating the money to the hospital."

9. Comedy and Jokes of the Day

Ace Cosby delivers the joke of the day, maintaining the show's signature humor style:

Ace Cosby [155:16]: "Why did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle."

The hosts engage in playful exchanges, enhancing the comedic atmosphere.

10. Trivia and Historical Facts

The hosts share interesting historical trivia, such as Mark Twain's first use of his pen name and the acquisition of the elephant Jumbo by P.T. Barnum.

Tom Griswold [157:07]: "In 1863, Samuel Clemens used the pen name Mark Twain for the first time in a Virginia City newspaper."

11. Current Affairs and Odd News

The show touches on unusual current affairs, including:

• Kenyan Impersonator Lawyer: A man in Kenya faces charges for practicing law without qualifications, having won 26 cases.

  Ace Cosby [117:08]: "A British engineer has created the world's fastest penny farthing..."

• Hybrid Race Car Powered by Manure: Engineers in the UK develop a race car prototype fueled by manure, highlighting sustainable innovations.

  Ace Cosby [72:14]: "Developing uses sustainable materials in the build and sewage treatment technology to power the vehicle."

12. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Content

Tom Griswold wraps up the episode by teasing upcoming stories and encouraging listeners to participate in future live shows and promotions.

Tom Griswold [143:25]: "Coming up, we still have our blow-up doll in a car crash..."

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Notable Quotes

• Tom Griswold [04:02]: "Oh, you know what I didn't hear?"
• Ace Cosby [148:57]: "It's the dumbest thing I've ever said."
• Jess Hooker [157:08]: "The deep voice Ace Cosby. Here he is with his joke of the day."

Conclusion

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends humor, current events, and interactive content, offering listeners an engaging mix of stories and laughs. From odd news highlights to heartfelt promotions, the hosts maintain their trademark blend of comedy and conversational banter, ensuring an entertaining experience for both regular listeners and newcomers.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

I used to forget things all the time.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, little things like where my.

[Christy Lee]

Car keys were, what I was supposed to pick up at the store, where.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't even remember what I heard.

[Pat Godwin]

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[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Mr. Jenkins, that's a take.

[Pat Godwin]

Good. I've got kind of a busy day ahead of me. I have to go record a commercial for my memory sake.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, you know, I'm not quite sure that guy knows exactly what he's selling there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it works. It's or my Name isn't Christy Lee. Wait, wait, I'm sorry. That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Does someone write that down?

[Christy Lee]

But speaking of. Of Christy Lee's there at the Silac Insurance Company news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff Oskay sitting in for Chickster today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby across the way. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, of course. This is the Bob and Tom Show. We are here live at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And there he is, the one, the only Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see him. Oh, wait a minute. Well, thank you very much. Great. Great to be here. Everybody had a great weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Quite nice.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a Punxsutawney Phil update.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know what I didn't hear? What?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, between that and the score of the Pro bowl, what was this flag football game? Things I don't care about.

[Ace Cosby]

What was it, like, 48 to 48 or something?

[Christy Lee]

That's another thing I did. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a lot of interesting things going on today. Of course.

[Ace Cosby]

Watch the Grammys last night.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. Not all I did. I. I've never thought they were very good.

[Christy Lee]

Christy. Were they good?

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't watch them either.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I just read about them this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember when I was a kid, they, you know, the Beatles would never win, and they would give them to.

[Ace Cosby]

You know, whatever the Beatles won this year for now and then. Best rock recording album or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? Well, thanks. Talk about day late and a dollar short, right? It doesn't. Doesn't Beyonce win every award anyway?

[Ace Cosby]

Beyonce did win album of the year. Okay, Great album. And she won the country album of the year for that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure that's stirring up controversy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Chris Stapleton won an award.

[Josh Arnold]

I like him.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Casey Musgrave.

[Ace Cosby]

Lamar, your super bowl halftime again.

[Tom Griswold]

He could come in here and be on fire. I wouldn't know which guy he was.

[Josh Arnold]

He'd be the guy on fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay? That's how I pick him out. I'm sure it's not my thing. Not a rap fan.

[Ace Cosby]

Jimmy Carter won a Grammy again.

[Tom Griswold]

Day late and a dollar short. Geez. They went to the very end of God. He was 100 and B's dead.

[Christy Lee]

And, you know, they're just patting themselves on the back. Oh, yeah, we had to give it.

[Tom Griswold]

For obscure vice presidents. Alvin Barkley gets the Grammy for Let's Sorry. No, I didn't. I just saw what's his name? Kanye west arrived with a naked woman.

[Ace Cosby]

That was his wife. She made him.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, naked.

[Ace Cosby]

He made her drop her fur. And then the picture I saw, they.

[Tom Griswold]

Had to pixelate her front. Naughty.

[Ace Cosby]

And yeah, she was naked for sure. Nice boobs, though, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, she does.

[Ace Cosby]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm glad that. I'm glad that it's about the music. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was just gonna ask. I. I was surprised he was invited.

[Ace Cosby]

He was asked to leave. They. Or they left on their own accord. Who knows?

[Christy Lee]

Gotcha.

[Ace Cosby]

They did do the red carpet and they got all the attention, which is what I wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to find out a way to get people who are watching the red carpet so they can't vote anymore. Is that possible? Just asking. I. If you're wasting your time watching that. I say that knowing that my two daughters were watching.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Well, yeah, but that's who should be watching in a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was. I was. I was in my office semi working, and all of a sudden Finn comes rushing in, hands waving. Taylor Swift is there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, See, that's fun for them.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she win? Did she win?

[Ace Cosby]

No, she was presenting.

[Josh Arnold]

Presenting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then she bought everybody their car. Yeah, and that's. That's. That's still. And one affect her.

[Christy Lee]

I did see one part that I thought was weird. I thought it was odd. They did an eight minute Diddy medley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was. I was surprised.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they did do. They opened with Randy Newman's I Love LA down by, you know, a bunch of stars.

[Tom Griswold]

He did, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that makes sense because they're raising money for the fire.

[Christy Lee]

Well, good for them.

[Ace Cosby]

That's good. Yeah. So that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but you're right.

[Ace Cosby]

Kanye West, Bianca or whatever her name is, she was naked as the day she was born.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, she had. Yeah. Sheer dress, but it was 100.

[Tom Griswold]

Got a message to check it and I went online and it was pixelated.

[Christy Lee]

I have not seen this person. I didn't know he was with a lady.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she looks like Kim Kardashian.

[Ace Cosby]

Exactly. Like she need.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, she took time off from her job working for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, and then she's developing a new theory of gravity.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see real.

[Ace Cosby]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

When you just flashed the picture, I was like, oh, that's a naked woman, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's naked again.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's about that. No, no, he wants to flash Chris. He doesn't want to see at that.

[Ace Cosby]

My boobs do not look that good. They look good, but not that.

[Christy Lee]

Let's do a side by side.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We'll Do a side by side. Oscar and Lee over there in the corner.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I might win.

[Jeff Oskay]

Mine are the hairy ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. How do you know?

[Christy Lee]

I did see a musical performance on TV yesterday. The Munsters rented their house.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you guess?

[Ace Cosby]

They rented their house. The band that ended up renting their house, The Monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it would have been earlier.

[Christy Lee]

I wish the Standells.

[Pat Godwin]

The Standells.

[Ace Cosby]

Who are the Stand?

[Josh Arnold]

Dirty water right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know who's in the Standells?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I was going to ask you this. There's a guy like Larry Tamblyn or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, very good. Russ Tamblin's brother. Russ, of course, played Riff in West side Story. I just read his autobiography, this last dancing on the edge. And Amber Tamber.

[Christy Lee]

Zack. Well, Ross is her dad, right?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Larry is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. Excuse me. Yes, you're correct. Russ Tamblyn is Amber stage. Ah. Who's married to the great comedian David Cross. David Cross. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Russ Tambon. I read his book last year. It's great. I'm a big fan of the movie west side Story.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we know. We've heard.

[Tom Griswold]

Russ is a great, great, great lifestyle.

[Christy Lee]

They did not play dirty water. They played I want to hold your hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, they did.

[Christy Lee]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole series of bizarre appearances by real bands on sitcoms, the most obscure being Doobie Brothers. I was gonna say L. George. And I think the band little feet is on an episode of what's. Yeah. With. What's the. With AARN F Troop.

[Ace Cosby]

F What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How bizarre Little seat was on F. Tr.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's every now and again during the civil war, they would.

[Tom Griswold]

Ye. Well, then, of course, you can't forget the Harlem. Harlem Globetrotter showing up on Gilligan's Island. I love stuff like that. Just kind of reminding you that television is really dumb. They don't take themselves too seriously.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wasn't iced tea on Sesame street like before. Oh, like while he was iced tea. Like he came on as a guest on.

[Christy Lee]

What I was going to ask was before law and order or.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, almost. Yeah. Everybody's been on Sesame.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

G stands for the guy who sang.

[Josh Arnold]

Cop killer was on Sesame.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is a great topic. We'll have to delve into it. Coming up. Coming up, we have a great letter with proof justifying something I've been claiming for 50 years that no one believed. I only wish Chick were here to see the proof. But that's coming up because you don't. Don't we all love being right about something? And we have a bunch of great things going on in the world of news and some weird stuff in sports, including a rather odd bobblehead night issue. And who doesn't love bobblehead? We have a bunch of bobbleheads in.

[Ace Cosby]

Our, in our green room.

[Tom Griswold]

In our green room. Yeah. We'll have to see if we can get one of these. That's all. That's all on the way. Plus, I believe we're going to have a visit today from comedian Reno Collier and looking forward to a. To big we. A big week, of course, including Sadie Allison. Dr. Sadie Allison, who is the. She is a. What is it? A PhD in human sexuality. But she also has a retail store specializing in various sexy time gizmos, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

You must be referring to Tickle Kitty.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So how, how far away are we from Valentine's Day, Christy?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, today is the third, so it's the 14th. So every 11. 11 days.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a Friday night.

[Ace Cosby]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is interesting because I, I was reading that because Groundhog Day was on a weekend they broke the record for attendance.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Ace Cosby]

I can understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently people drink all day long and try to stay up for the Groundhog on Sunday morning. Wow. Huge event. We'll be of an update on Groundhog Day right now, with Valentine's Day just around the corner, you meet be stuck for a gift. And of course, we talk a lot about the cool stuff you can get from Steven Singer jewelers. But also, how about this? This is the one of those gifts where you do the Christy Lee thing. And if you're not familiar with that, it's when you go shopping, you buy one for whoever the giftee is. Right. And then you buy one for yourself, the gifter. So what I'm talking about are the Raycon earbuds or the Raycon over the head headphones. I'm a big fan of the latter, especially if you're doing some traveling, maybe on President's Day weekend. And you want, you want the kids to be in the backseat of the car just looking at their iPads. You don't have to listen to whatever crap they're listening to because they've got their earbuds in or their headphones out. Raycon everyday earbuds. The perfect partner, by the way, if you're at the gym or at work, depending on what you do. And they've got, of course, great sound, we call it premium sound. And the Raycon earbuds cost about half as much as those other ones. You know the ones, the white ones that you see lying in the parking lot when they fall out of somebody's ear. Raycon earbuds have those rubbery things. What are they called?

[Ace Cosby]

Gel tips.

[Tom Griswold]

Gel tips. Thank you very much. Fortunately, someone helped me figure mine out, so mine stay in my ears just fine. They also come in an array of colors, if that's significant for you. If someone wants to know what that thing is in your ear, find out what I'm talking about. Visit buyraycon.com Tom by the way, today, 20% off site wide. That means everything. 20% off right now. So you just go to buyraycon.com Tom that's a lot of three letters together. B, U, Y, R, A, Y, C, O, N, C, O, M, t o M. Duda. Duda by Raycon.com/Tom the Great everyday earbuds. Forest green, blush violet, royal blue, pink hearts. Oh, wait a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

The pink hearts, that's that, that's lucky charm.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, sorry, I get carried away. Check it out. Buyraycon.com Tom Looking forward to a great day today and your hint coming up, a little bit of Sammy Davis Jr. Oh, God. Oh, yes, the candyman can we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey. Hi, it's Tom along with Chicken, Josh and Christy, and we're here to talk about Express vpn. Going online without Express VPN is like leaving your laptop unattended at the coffee shop while you run to the bathroom. Most of the time you're probably fine, but what if one day you come out of the bathroom and your laptop is gone? You need to use a VPN because every time you connect to an unencrypted network at cafes, hotels, airports and other public places, your online data is not secure. Any hacker on the same network can gain access to and steal your personal data like passwords, bank logins, credit card details, and more.

[Ace Cosby]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Christy, Pat, Asa. There's Jeff Oskay this morning.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Josh Arnold. Tom, you have a heck of a day.

[Tom Griswold]

We certainly do. It's great to be here. Thank you very much for joining us. Now, got a bunch of letters here. Kind of a new tradition on the show at this hour. If you'd like to reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com we would love to hear from you. Whatever the topic, whatever you're into, we'll try to go through it. I have a stack of letters here.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you have one.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you ladies first.

[Ace Cosby]

This kind of is a. Yeah, Tom's right. Kind of thing. Last summer, this is from Jim. He goes, dear nutty people, last summer I was in Bogota, Colombia. While walking on the streets, an armored car pulled over near me to go into a bank. My heart skipped a beat. I could not get out of the area fast enough. Thanks, Tom. Oh, by the way, the guards were carrying big guns and looking around nervously.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the thing. An armored truck in Bogota is a tad different.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I just, as a general rule, if I go to a store and I pull up and I see the one of those armored trucks.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something, maybe I'll shop elsewhere just for now. I'm sure it's going to be safe. But you know, can't, can't be too careful. Dear Bob and Tom show writes, Mr. Hull, it's my birthday. Can I get a lap dance from Christy? I don't know how that works. Apparently you're not going to do. This is a similar topic. We had a guest on the show Friday who discussed her love of the. Of crystals.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Kelsey Cook is a, she enjoys having the crystals around.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm not familiar with this, but I asked what crystals do and this guy said, I'll tell you what diamonds do. Panty droppers.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So there you go, fellas. There's your tip. Oh, this is from a lady. This is from a Sarah So ladies, she knows. So she would know. Apparently, fellas, if you were thinking of getting your. Your lady a set of crystals for Valentine's Day, apparently the better move is the is going with diamonds. We'll discuss that in just a second because we know a diamond guy or a few that can certainly help you out. This comes to us from Travis, works in an emergency. Demented old gentleman came in with several feet of weed whacker string inside his male member. He said he had a deep itch. We had to take him to surgery.

[Christy Lee]

Look, when it says whacker, you don't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Here's one for you, Josh. Oh, Bob and Tom. On the topic you guys have been on before, I decided to play dead in front of my one year old cat. He did not pause or second guess. He admitted immediately began to sniff and bite my nose. Apparently the love isn't what I thought it was told, Josh. That gravy is only in it for the life insurance. Oh, that's for Mike in Ohio.

[Tom Griswold]

We have another cat story coming up today, but right now your Bob and Tom show from Wisconsin. Jay writes. We had our winter festival this weekend. One of the local establishments had a hot dog eating contest. 10 bucks to enter, 50 bucks going to the winner. People were having a great time until one of the participants choked and collapsed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

He was reported as pnb. Person not breathing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

He did come around. Was rushed to the hospital. He's expected to make a full recovery.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well next time right in.

[Jeff Oskay]

After he's made a full recovery. That's still up in the air.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of worry about this guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Entered for 10 and only 150 or.

[Tom Griswold]

In this case he was disqualified, probably several thousand for the ambulance ride and the potential of having a. The festival held in his honor in future years with a big, big sign. We miss Richard. He died doing what he loved, cramming hot dogs down his throat. Oh, this is interesting.

[Christy Lee]

You may be the judge of that.

[Tom Griswold]

You may recall I was very excited. I recently bought a toolkit to repair the aglets on shoelaces.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sure did.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now you act like you're a poor.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it's that. Is that, that's what it's for. I have a. A beautiful old ski jacket and it has one of a couple of those. I don't know how you call those cords that go around the waist and. Yes, sir, you know what I'm talking about. So you can adjust the. And both of those things are frayed. So I can't just replace it.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you'd have to. I don't know how you would do it because you have to weed it or, you know, get it.

[Ace Cosby]

I understand what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

So I bought this aglet kit to fix those.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you?

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is. That's a fair question asked by Nate. I'm wondering how much money you saved because you bought the aglet kit, by the way. It was like 20 bucks. Most people just buy a new pair of shoelaces and be done with it. I'm eager to see why I should buy the repair kit next time I. This is a fair question. I have not had time to get to that because it involves. You have to. There's a heating element to it. It's actually.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's like shrink wrap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of like a shrink wrap thing.

[Christy Lee]

Let's.

[Josh Arnold]

I've fixed a few.

[Christy Lee]

But then again, 20 bucks on this damn thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, there are. I will admit this. I also. I also have some. Some shoes that. Let me see if I'm wearing. No, these. I have some shoes.

[Ace Cosby]

Shoes you have on today?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I have. Some of these shoes have laces that are a specific weird color. Yeah, they come. And I would like to keep them that way.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened to your kinky boots?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my, my. Nice. I can't. Because I had surgery. I still can't bend over all the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be. It'll be over in a couple days.

[Jeff Oskay]

Has anyone else? I've started getting a lot of ads for shoes that I don't have to bend over to put. And it's starting to hurt.

[Christy Lee]

Like, your feelings? It's your feelings.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, it's. It's. It's popping up in my YouTube and my Instagram feed.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Are you sure? You no longer have to bend over. You can just step into them and they pop on your feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you Googling things about weight loss or.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, it knows I got fat. I don't know how, but it does, and it hurts.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, when you watch those, they watch you back. They know what you look like.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really funny. No, I, I, I just can't. I can't. Really. The only thing that's hard to do is to get in and out of cars and bend over. Yeah, but my belly will be all. I've got these three holes in my belly where they went in.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Laparoscopy looks really awful.

[Ace Cosby]

That's funny. They did that for me when I had polycystic ovaries. They did it for hernia that's kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they go.

[Ace Cosby]

I guess there's one interest.

[Tom Griswold]

There's three holes and there.

[Jeff Oskay]

And no waiting.

[Tom Griswold]

And then huge, huge bruises and just right. So. Yeah. But your. Thanks, Pat. My beautiful new boots. I can't tie them right now. I'm hoping to. And also there's no snow zipped up on the side, but they're still pretty to bend over. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know reason to risk it.

[Ace Cosby]

They look like they tie, but they do zip up.

[Josh Arnold]

They could be tied up in them.

[Jeff Oskay]

I never understood that, Chrissy. When I see the ladies with the knee high boots that laced up, I'm like, that had to have taken her four hours to lace up. I didn't realize I had a zipper on the side. I was so fooled.

[Ace Cosby]

Little secrets.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very handy.

[Ace Cosby]

Very handy.

[Tom Griswold]

Very handy. Now we had a. Years ago I started doing this. There was a, a television show called the Disco Lifestyle Awards. And no one believed me that this was a true thing.

[Ace Cosby]

I believed you. I watched it and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, thank you. But as, as hard as we looked, we couldn't find any evidence of it.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had done a knockoff on it and it was at the height of the disco era. Right. And they gave the lifetime achievement award to Sammy Davis Jr. It was just the worst show I'd ever seen. And I believe it was a Dick Clark production. They've, they've erased it from memory. Memory.

[Ace Cosby]

Hosted by Rick Dees, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember who.

[Christy Lee]

Disco Duck fame.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But we, I kept trying to prove it. Then I finally found a copy. Someone sent me a copy of Jet magazine.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That had the listing for it. Well, we had a guy that did a lot of homework. His name is Brian. And I want to thank you, Brian. He found this article from the Louisville Courier Journal. The headline is, Sammy Davis should have stopped this film show before it started. And it's about a thing that Sammy Davis did called Sammy Stops the World. It's a sort of a negative review. But the first line is, comedian Sammy Davis Jr. Was on television the other night. He appeared on a program featuring a disco dancing contest and he received the Disco Lifestyle Award. So there we go. Thank you for doing. And this is a cutout of that newspaper from oh so many years ago. So thank you very much for doing the research.

[Christy Lee]

It sounds to me like there may not have that this was a Disco Lifestyle award just for him, but it was a show about like a disco dancing contest. Did you hear that?

[Jeff Oskay]

I did, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It didn't sound like an award show to me. No, disco the way it's described.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I'll try to find it.

[Christy Lee]

And that's in hard print.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

This is. It was from September of 1979. I've always wanted to get a copy of this.

[Christy Lee]

So you've been proven wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I've been proven right. That the Disco Lifestyle Awards did in fact air on television.

[Christy Lee]

That is not what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

It says Sammy Davis Jr. Was on the television of the night, appearing on a program featuring disco dancing and he received the Disco Lifestyle.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So he just. A lifestyle award, but it doesn't say that. There were a bunch of them. You see what I'm saying? That's embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you. Thank you, Owen, for doing the research. He had to go to some clipping service to get this to send me. It's really cool. But here's our tribute to the Disco Lifestyle Awards.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thanks, Brian.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Ladies and gentlemen, performing a musical number.

[Tom Griswold]

Written especially for this evening, the Disco Lifestyle Awards are proud to present Sammy Davis Jr. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, man.

[Jeff Oskay]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, man. Here we go. I like to live the disco lifestyle I like to weld and a disco world I want to disco marry you and have a disco disco family and we'll all live in a disco.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

Love the disco climb lifestyle I love the disco lifestyle all right, let's you know, disco is always. Man, I have lost my eye. Okay. I'd lost my eyes. Sandy famously had a glass eye.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, Brian, for going out of your way.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't it be fun? Hopefully that does appear at some point on YouTube.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've looked for it for quite some time, but I do it now. We have two imprint validations. This actually aired. People didn't believe me. That, of course, is fake. Thank you, Ricky Rydell, for the classic Sammy Davis Jr. Tribute. Now, while I'm at it, reading letters here, we often reference collective names for groups of animals on the show. Yeah. What's the most famous one, do you suppose?

[Josh Arnold]

A murder of crows.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Ace Cosby]

Murder out of whales.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah. Very, very well known and, you know, not having a girlfriend and all, guys got a lot of downtime to practice martial sword stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

He wasn't even running in between. Like he could go faster than that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he does have an incredibly sharp custom made sword.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There must be something involved that we're not aware of that you can't.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, he teamed up with bladesmith Rito Zurich.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's how you Say it. Who created the sword? Just for the record attempt.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's got to be a pretty small world sword making swordsmith.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I saw a video of that guy too, and he looks really scary. And obviously he's created something incredibly sharp. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Must be made of some kind of special steel.

[Ace Cosby]

Sharp things scare me.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably need to have a.

[Christy Lee]

Could be a steel special tool.

[Jeff Oskay]

And for Josh, National Hockey League scores. Thank you. Thank you for having Buffalo, Colorado, Anaheim, Florida, Dallas, all winners over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Who's in the wild card? Thank you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

Are the Blues in the wild card?

[Christy Lee]

No, they're just below.

[Ace Cosby]

It's early, isn't it? Don't they have time?

[Christy Lee]

Kind of. Yeah, they have time. Oh, they have plenty of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, are they still singing that song?

[Christy Lee]

No, Gloria, I don't. I haven't been to a game in person in a while, but I. I think that's over. I think. Hey, that was. That was.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe they should bring it back.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Something new. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They can't have her come sing it.

[Ace Cosby]

No, they couldn't then either, sadly.

[Josh Arnold]

She's young.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And that's sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you, Jeff. I was like waiting for some music or something.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know how to use some music.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Pupsutawney. Phil saw his shadow Sunday and predicted six more weeks of wintry weather.

[Jeff Oskay]

The top and four more years of tariffs. That was no out.

[Josh Arnold]

Next, the capital steps.

[Ace Cosby]

The top hatted handlers announced to a raucous ruckus. Record sized crowd at Gobbler's Knob in Pennsylvania over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got the word. You've got the word raucous.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've got the word fracas and you've got the word ruckus. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

That's very.

[Tom Griswold]

You combine them and you get. You get in trouble, you get the fcc.

[Ace Cosby]

Phil was welcomed with chants of Phil. Phil. And pulled from a hatch on his tree stump shortly after sunrise before a member of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club read from a scroll.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see this crowd?

[Ace Cosby]

They pulled him out. The guy was sleeping. Wanted to take.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, don't they tailgate there and the whole thing. Oh, yeah, it's a big party.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a. It's so big now. They bus people. You park and then they bus you in.

[Jess Hooker]

That's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. They interviewed some bar owner. He went through 10 kegs. It's because when it.

[Ace Cosby]

Tens of thousands of revelers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When it happens on a week Weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just huge.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's just a gigantic party like anything else.

[Ace Cosby]

Puxitani. Phil communicated his forecast to Tom Dunkle, president of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, by pissing through groundhogies.

[Christy Lee]

Never like that. Dunkle.

[Ace Cosby]

With the help of a special cane that Mr. Dunkle has inherited as the club's leader.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I don't like Duncan supposedly. Supposedly. The cane.

[Ace Cosby]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

It talks. Oh, this is fascinating stuff. It. The cane, through the cane. It talks to him. This is the kind of stuff you believe in.

[Christy Lee]

Like a Hogwarts sorting hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, kind of. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So Woodchuck's weather forecast is an annual ritual that goes back more than a century in Western Pennsylvania with far older roots in European folklore. But of course, it took Bill Murray's 1993 film Groundhog Day to transform the event into what is today. With tens of thousands of folks at the scene. When Phil is deemed to have not seen his shadow, that is said to usher in an early spring. When he does see it, there will be six more weeks of winter.

[Tom Griswold]

Gee, it's February 1st. What a stunner. Or winter.

[Ace Cosby]

The crowd was treated.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone a guest. Phil.

[Ace Cosby]

The crowd was treated to a fireworks show, confetti, and live music that ranged from the Ramones to Pennsylvania polka as they awaited sunrise and Phil's emergence.

[Christy Lee]

God, when do you like polka at all?

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily. No. I heard a lot of it growing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Northeastern Pennsylvania.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Polish pocus stuff. Lots of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It can be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I grew up in Cleveland, Ohio, and there was a show called Polka Varieties. Wow. And that I made a Sunday morning a bunch of church stuff. And then you'd think, is there any cartoons on, you know, polka Varieties with like Paul Wilcox.

[Christy Lee]

And that is an ironic name because there's not a ton of variety.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the accordion, though, in pop music.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It can be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

And the guy who was on all the time was Frank Yankovic. And then when Weird Al came out.

[Ace Cosby]

Ah, is that his daddy?

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Just by.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't it odd?

[Tom Griswold]

At first I thought maybe Al had taken a stage name, but the elder Mr. Yankovic was famous for on tour, he would stay with fans. I'm completely serious. And. But they. He would. Internationally famous. And the footnote to this story, I was traveling with my father in Eastern Europe. This is a true story.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You already know part of this. Okay, so we're at this hotel in Eastern Europe and we walk in and there is a Huge sign announcing the band for that evening, and it was Frank Yankovic and the Yanks.

[Christy Lee]

Did you guys go? Were you able to go?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we were traveling around. But the. That's the same hotel where I got in the elevator. Remember this story with Woody Allen? Yeah. I'm in an elevator in Europe. In Europe and Woody Allen and his girl. It was a small elevator. Woody Allen and his girlfriend at the time are in this elevator with me and my father's losing his mind. He's. He holds his hand up like this and takes his finger. He's pointing.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's where you get it.

[Tom Griswold]

Like secretly, like, you know, I've got him. I'm so embarrassed.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you say hi?

[Tom Griswold]

No. God, no.

[Christy Lee]

Will you hit seven, please? I hate. What's the max cap.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the way around the world that I have a chance to see Frank Yankovic and you.

[Jess Hooker]

That's wild.

[Christy Lee]

Couldn't sleep a wink last night. The accordion sounds.

[Ace Cosby]

Playing as clarinet doesn't he play clarinet?

[Josh Arnold]

He does indeed. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe Woody Allen was playing clarinet with Frank. You could have.

[Tom Griswold]

That would have been amazing. You know, something that's perfectly possible.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You've gotten on elevators with lots of good. You had run dmc, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And now I, I. Last time I was in New York, I got on the elevator and Abe Bogota and his wife got on with me.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

I was like, oh, my gosh, what are you doing? He goes, I, I, I live here.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

And it was like one of those hotel slash people live there kind of.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

But he was gigantic. And his wife's this tiny little old lady and she looked like she was 130. And he. They couldn't have been nice. Oh, what are you doing in town?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And three or four more times I ended up on the elevator. Oh, hello, young man. And like, it was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved it.

[Christy Lee]

That is awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was so nice.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know Abe Pagoda was gigantic.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't I know he was alive.

[Jeff Oskay]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this was a while back.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was one of those folks that he had been declared in the the some. There was some media story that he was dead and he wasn't. Remember this?

[Ace Cosby]

Alive now.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. He'd be 100 dead.

[Jess Hooker]

Dead.

[Christy Lee]

But he's also one of those guys that looked 80 when he was what, 35.

[Jeff Oskay]

But his wife honestly looked. Looked 50. He looked old and she looked even. I mean, like. And he was so, like, she was very slow. And he waited and held the elevator. He was such a gentleman.

[Ace Cosby]

He died in 2016.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was great.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a worry of mine to age faster than my partner. And then I look like his mom. Like we're both old. And then I look really old.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Hey, shut up.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

When Jeffrey Ross. Jeffrey Ross looked at a vigoto and said, what's your blood type? Oh, no. I laughed so, so hard.

[Ace Cosby]

He was 94. He lived a good life.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you don't. We're talking about the guy.

[Ace Cosby]

He was on Barney Miller, wasn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which I show I still love. And. But he was.

[Jess Hooker]

But Josh, what would we know him?

[Tom Griswold]

The Godfather.

[Josh Arnold]

Godfather, yeah. He gets in the boat.

[Tom Griswold]

Tessio.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The Godfather grandfather.

[Christy Lee]

He eventually showed up in a Snickers commercial where he gets tackled and. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know, he.

[Jess Hooker]

Was in something else.

[Tom Griswold]

They did a spin off. Didn't they do a sitcom called Fish?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it was after that Eric Estrada show.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that?

[Christy Lee]

Where they were on the motorcycles? That was Chips.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I think I know. He plays John Travolta's grandpa in look who's Talking.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, okay. Yes, he does.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Oh, well, it's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's way better.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now I know who you're talking about, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Did I ever tell you?

[Jess Hooker]

Better than Barney Miller.

[Christy Lee]

I went on a date with this girl and. And. And then later we were texting and she goes, yeah, my daughter and I watched look who's Talking. This was only. This was like 10 years ago. I go, oh, yeah? What did. Did you and your daughter like it? She was like, yeah, my daughter liked it. I didn't care for the antiquated gender roles. And I went. In my head, I went, that's the last time.

[Tom Griswold]

Block.

[Christy Lee]

You mean you watch the movie about the talking baby and that's what you got from it? You joyless. You're not gonna care for me at all.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were gonna say she smelled like fish when you went down. Never mind.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a story for you, Josh. A British engineer has created the world's fastest penny farthing.

[Christy Lee]

Fastest?

[Ace Cosby]

According to Motorcycle News magazine, Greg Mitchell of Swindon fashioned the super farthing using hundreds of pounds of spare steel and a 20 year old Yamaha R6.

[Christy Lee]

Now, for those who don't know, the penny farthing is the old timey bicycle with the giant wheel up front and the tiny wheel in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just always want to know when some brilliant engineer went, you know something? If we got a chain, we could put some gears on this thing, we wouldn't have to have A guy get on a ladder to get in the bike.

[Ace Cosby]

Its front wheel alone weighs 363 pounds with the vehicle reaching a top speed of 50 miles per hour so far.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a picture of this thing?

[Ace Cosby]

Mr. Mitchell said the idea for the super farthing.

[Tom Griswold]

So it.

[Ace Cosby]

It came to him in a dream and it took him about 750 hours to complete.

[Christy Lee]

It's amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

So it's got training wheels, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's half to.

[Josh Arnold]

At that speed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's hard to describe it. The front wheel is obviously gigantic. Probably. What would you say? 5ft in diameter?

[Ace Cosby]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it's got a small rear wheel. I assume it's rear wheel drive and.

[Ace Cosby]

Sitting on a motorcycle body.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So it's funny.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's the dumbest thing I've ever said.

[Ace Cosby]

I agree.

[Christy Lee]

You don't think it's funny. You don't want to see it operate.

[Jeff Oskay]

I want to see him hit something and go over the front wheel at 55 miles an hour. There's a reason they got rid of that gigantic wheel.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever seen the guy? There's a guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a guy that has one right around here. Yeah. Okay. There's also. There's also Unicycle Guy.

[Christy Lee]

I've only seen Unicycle Guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know Unicycle Guy and that guy's.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, Unicycle Guy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Actually, Noah is good friends with Unicycle Guy That.

[Jess Hooker]

That tracks not to be too inside.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how I hope he's ready to plan his funeral because I almost hit him when Unicycle Guy came flying out of his.

[Christy Lee]

He does like the neighborhood that we'll just call Blind Curve Estates. That's usually where I see him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

British engineers are also busy at work. You've heard about the Pope Mobile, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, this is the poop mobile. They're tinkering with a race car prototype that is powered by manure. According to the BBC, the Warwick Manufacturing Group is behind this prototype.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you wish it was instead of the Warwick it was something that started with a B. And they'd be the BM Group.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do.

[Ace Cosby]

Developing uses sustainable materials in the build and sewage treatment technology to power the vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

So you don't just go up and crap in the tank.

[Ace Cosby]

No. The technology involves microbes Tom. Feeding on waste which produce hydrogen as a byproduct. And it's the hydrogen that produces.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a fiat. It's a shi.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's putting it's putting the BM and BMW.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Engineers believe the car could be out in the mainstream in as little as five years.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a pit stop.

[Jeff Oskay]

I drive a shield. That sounds like a fun car. Yeah, those are cool.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is one of those things where the byproduct of waste after a lot of treatment. And so Instead of being 4 bucks a gallon, it's 700. We put it through this factory. Okay, I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe in the future.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm skeptical.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Won't everything be electric in the future?

[Ace Cosby]

They said five years. That's what he's saying. Mainstream in five years.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but how much does the process take from? And how much poop do you need to get a gallon of?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, a lot of cows out there, Tommy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's not just human poop.

[Ace Cosby]

It's manure, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Wow. Well, what happened to your car, Josh? Damn it. I got the corn in the carburetor.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll happen with these older models.

[Josh Arnold]

Used to be sugar in the tank.

[Christy Lee]

Next morning before they put in a grinder.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now it's corn on the carburetor.

[Tom Griswold]

They put in a grinder. For those of you homeowners that have a grinder, I have a grinder.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a fine grinder.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a grinder. Fine, Fine.

[Christy Lee]

It's something that cost in a septic tank.

[Tom Griswold]

All I know is to get it moving. I sold a house once, and the house. The inspector came back, and I think there's a problem with the grinder. I had to replace the grinder. The warranty. Classic warranty story. The warranty was three years. The grinder was three years and one day old. That was, I believe, $5,000.

[Ace Cosby]

God, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have. What's worth going to prison for that you'd steal? We're gonna find out. We have a cow in a barbershop.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love this joke.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a bull in a china shop, but somewhat similar because there are people with sharp scissors. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Pat, Jess Hooker, Jeff Oskay, Ace, Myself, Josh Arnold. And there's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Just reading about this race car that will be running on manure.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, it's a really complicated byproduct of manure. Yeah, it involves feeding it microbes.

[Ace Cosby]

And wouldn't hydrogen be dangerous? Isn't that what blew up the blimp?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's why it goes so fast. Because it's exploding inside. Inside that. They'll clearly. They'll have. They'll have some kind of technical stuff. Yeah, but again, you don't have to just, you know, work on your aim so you can get it in the tank.

[Christy Lee]

And by the way, the Hinderberg did not blow up. Because. Because of hydrogen.

[Ace Cosby]

Why? Why did it blow up?

[Christy Lee]

Dei.

[Tom Griswold]

Too soon.

[Ace Cosby]

My God.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing that. Well, welcome to Josh's last day.

[Christy Lee]

I like to throw grenades.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that was a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

That was very nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Quite the grenade.

[Ace Cosby]

A suspect is facing felony charges after breaking into an Atlanta area mall to steal. What?

[Christy Lee]

Who are these people?

[Ace Cosby]

It's a suspect. One person. He's facing felony charges.

[Christy Lee]

Do we know the age?

[Tom Griswold]

He breaks into the mall in Dunwoody, which is suburban Atlanta.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. To steal a Wes's Fields cooking.

[Ace Cosby]

They're close.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Ace Cosby]

Cinnabon cinnamon roll.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

See, I just went with what my fat ass.

[Ace Cosby]

The Dunwoody police department said the person broke into the Perimeter Mall for a midnight snack. The officer wrote, now instead of enjoying a warm, gooey cinnamon roll, you'll face a felony burglary charge. Next time, think about the long term consequences before you give into those late night cravings. The county jail might have food, but trust us, it's no Cinnabon. According to the officer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it wasn't open.

[Josh Arnold]

The Cinnabon. They weren't even making Cinnabons.

[Ace Cosby]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

You turn the whole place on and fly themselves. Go to a grocery store, put a thing of meat in your pocket.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't think they have leftover cinnabones that they put out in the first thing in the morning?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they have leftover.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing intoxication of some sort may be involved. All I know is this guy's gonna end up in prison and his buns will be getting glazed. That's not glaze. Spike Chess was upset by that. No, I mean, I've had a Cinnabon. It might be worth going to jail for a while. What was the story? I'd have to dig it up. Remember, we had one. I want to say some guy broke into some fast food place when it was closed at night. And when they arrived, he was act. He turned everything on and was cooking.

[Christy Lee]

Remember, he serves. It was like A Pizza Hut.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I was thinking it was Taco Bell.

[Christy Lee]

You might be right. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, like turned on the fryer.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's what I meant. Because sometimes Taco Bell Bells and pizza.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they are either way, along with Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

You look dei. Why don't you be for a few minutes? But that does ask the question. Talk about what a great ad campaign that would be for Cinnabon.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have like those have the striped burglar shirts and the masks. Like the really goofy. Those McDonald's commercials where they had the burglars.

[Ace Cosby]

Hamburglar.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the guy breaking in to make him. To get it. To grab a Cinnabon.

[Christy Lee]

Man. You guys won't believe me, but this is the absolute truth. I Bet it's been 20 years since I've had a Cinnabon. 15. 20 years.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never had a Cinnabon.

[Ace Cosby]

I've never had one.

[Christy Lee]

I always. They. I know how great they are. I think that's why maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks too.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just too bad for you. Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It's too sugary.

[Christy Lee]

You just know. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, boy, it smells amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

They're great. You know what else is great?

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Those pretzels. Oh, yeah, those are.

[Christy Lee]

That's another thing I just don't get.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

I can get those in the freezer section now, Tom. I just got some.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And they aren't as good, but they still have the right flavor and the right.

[Jess Hooker]

And you can put one of those little smokies in there. Oh, that way. Yeah. And you have the bite sized pretzel version of Angels on a Cloud or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

What are those called? I had. We had some of those this weekend.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pigs in a Blank.

[Tom Griswold]

Pigs in a Blank.

[Jess Hooker]

But you can do those with pretzels, too. I know how much you love.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a story that only. Only Josh is probably going to get. But there's a gentleman that I know. He's a police officer. He happens to be best friends with your brother.

[Jess Hooker]

I know him too.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So the short version is I was. I see him all the time. I grab a cup of coffee, whatever for him. But we were having the aforementioned pigs in a blanket and I made him a couple. But I went out there and.

[Jeff Oskay]

You didn't call them pics?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't want to say, hey, I've got some pigs.

[Christy Lee]

Would you like a U?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, the man is armed, very armed. So I said, we've got some hot dogs in croissant for you. I Swear to God.

[Ace Cosby]

Are they in croissants or crescent rolls?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't, I, at the time, all I could think of, I couldn't think of the name crescent roll, so I said, croissant.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But he enjoyed them. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He, he, it's, it's funny. There's a series now within that group of friends of like, hey, guess what Tom said to me today? Oh, yeah, Is what he tells me. I'm sure you're a part of that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I got him a nice hoodie.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You invited him into your house.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

What, first time you met?

[Christy Lee]

Meanwhile, three homes are being robbed. Hot dog in a quatzal.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is interesting because I, I, I like to ask people to do something for a living when they see a movie about what it is that they do, if it's any good.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So I asked him the obvious question, what cop shows are the best on tv, right? And he goes, he goes. His answer was, I can't watch them anymore. And went, how come? And he goes, well, well, years and years ago, this girlfriend of mine said I had to shut up because every scene would, would start and he'd go, fake. They'd never do that. That would never happen. Right. He can't watch them. But I think every time I see a movie about radio.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the same thing. Hey, she'll back me up on this. She go, nope, never. Yeah, that program director can read. That's not possible.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the closest one to being real? Is there a radio movie?

[Ace Cosby]

WKRP in Cincinnati. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there were actually parts of that that were kind of. But that was arp.

[Ace Cosby]

Actually fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But just in general, there'll be a scene in a radio station in a, in a movie, and you go, no, that's not how it works. But I was, I've always interested to see would especially for cop shows because there are so many of them. And some of the stuff, real cops just go, no, I'll. I would like to hear the same from, say, a fireman. I remember in the world of the NFL, we've often asked players what movie was the most realistic. And back in the day, North Dallas 40 was always the one that got the vote as being the most accurate. And I was, I was talking to somebody else about the movie. Rudy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From someone who was there. They were. Let's just say thank. But, yeah, I didn't want to call them pigs in a blanket in front of my.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, that was nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

So what'd you call them hot dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

In a croissant.

[Jeff Oskay]

In a croissant.

[Tom Griswold]

But I, but I point. I said, by the way, I would have shot you. I said, by the way, by the way, Kelly made these. So these are like whatever. They are super organic hot dogs where the pigs gave their permission to be slaughtered. You know, that kind of, that kind of thing.

[Ace Cosby]

And they probably really were in croissants.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of, I think, whatever those things are called.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What, what are the biscuits? Things that are packed in the crescent rolls. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Or biscuits.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. That is one of my favorite things to do in a game. You whack that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you get that, that muffin top.

[Josh Arnold]

That, that cushion that cushions the hit.

[Tom Griswold]

From your wear too tight shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like an airbag.

[Christy Lee]

Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry. In any event, certainly worth up committing a felony to get an anti. Ann's just saying. They are. They are very, very good. What's coming up, Christy Lee coming up.

[Ace Cosby]

Blow up doll in the front seat of a car. Stripper's been busted at a 7 11. And a lot of animal news. We have sharks and cats and donkeys and camels. Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, looking forward to all those stories. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-26-2866. One more Bob and Tom next.

[Christy Lee]

Bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

An hour at stake.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee sitting over there at the hello, Josh. Silent Lack Insurance company newsdeck. No, no. Happy to see you. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. Sipping coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm loving a little Starbucks this morning.

[Christy Lee]

How about that? Jeff Oskay is sitting in for the chickster today. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby across the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

And just a handsome man.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Is Tom Griswold and I am Josh Arnold at theihatestevensinger.com SA Sidekick Chair.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice. Did you ever think you'd grow up to be a sidekick?

[Christy Lee]

You know, I, I didn't. But I like. I like it, so. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You like being a side.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Tom Griswold]

The lack of responsibility.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. I have always enjoyed being low on. On any totem pole.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't take the pressure you're under.

[Christy Lee]

You're this show's Wesley Crusher.

[Ace Cosby]

Who's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Help me.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

He's a character from Star Trek the Next Generation. But I think he's also like, isn't he? He gets referenced on Big Bang Theory.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't he sort of. Don't, don't Star Trek fans make fun of him a lot for being whiny or annoying or something? That's what I mean.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words. In other words, good call, Ace. Someday we should hire someone to just pick up all the references on this program. And I mean that. We've been all over the map today.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had Woody Allen in Eastern Europe, Frank Yankovic, Albin Barkley, Barney Miller, Abe Pagoda, Curly Neil, Meadow, Lark Lemon. Who was the guy you just mentioned?

[Christy Lee]

Wesley Crusher.

[Tom Griswold]

Wesley Crusher.

[Christy Lee]

It's one of his favorite shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the actor or the character?

[Christy Lee]

Character. Character. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the actor?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, shoot. Wil Wheaton.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, yeah, he. Yeah, I know who now. I know because he would, he would show up a lot of times on Big Bang Theory.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a really great running, running gag of sorts on that show. Well, welcome Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom program. And by program, I mean it makes it sound like we're organized. We're not. We're going to head over that way. But before we do, I want to remind everybody, this show will come to you on the airwaves the morning of Friday, February 21st from the Riverside Casino and Resort. And by the way, that evening we'll have a special live comedy show. I'll be your host. The guests will include Pat Godwin, the man and the guitar, Josh Arnold, Al Jackson and Jeff Oskay. Details at Riverside Casino and Resort dot com. Thank you to our affiliates there. And that would include 100.7 the fox in cedar Rapids. And we are going to have a very special T shirt shirt. It's a little charity thing we put together. It's going to benefit the Stead family Children's Hospital. Really excited about it. It's a cool looking shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

And so we'll be having those on premise, you can buy one. We're going to donate the money to the hospital. So that'll be extra fun.

[Ace Cosby]

What's it look like?

[Tom Griswold]

And then if you're too cheap to buy the shirt and give money to charity, we'll give you a free poster.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but we'll mock you. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

What about you, gang? A free poster with the purchase of a T shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're gonna, we're gonna have posters too. People have to put something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're fun to People need to.

[Tom Griswold]

Put something in their garage, bathroom, man cave, somewhere where she can't see it. You know what I'm talking about? The ladies would include Christy Lee. I can see her, she's right there. What have you got?

[Ace Cosby]

Police in Florida arrested a woman over an alleged assault with a banana at a 7 11. The 22 year old woman got into a verbal altercation with a 30 year old female worker at a store in Clearwater Water. At one point the suspect became irate, picked up a banana from the cashier's counter, threw the banana at the victim's face like that. The fruit struck the victim on the cheekbone and left a minor abrasion. By the way, the 22 year old arrested on a battery charge works at Baby Dolls, a Clearwater strip club located four miles from the terminal.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like that name for a strip club. Yeah, good. You want to go to Baby Dolls? No, I'd rather go to hot women.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, I'd rather go eat a piece of fruit. Fruit from 7 11. Like that's who is buying this fruit.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes it's a nice alternative to the candy bars.

[Tom Griswold]

I think Jeff's right. You know, at 7:11 for every banana they sell, they sell 10,000 KitKat bars.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's really rough looking.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the, the thrower or the throwee?

[Tom Griswold]

The thrower.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. And that's the stripper?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I.

[Christy Lee]

You have a picture of her right now?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, heavily tats, including a facial tattoo.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that says to me I make a lot of bad decisions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That means I have a chance.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I would say a chance of syphilis, gonorrhea, winning a Grammy. Crabs.

[Josh Arnold]

Jelly roll and post Malone.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, both of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, when you're on a private jet, I guess you can have a facial tattoo. You're not going to be looking for a job later on in life.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

They do realize those don't go away.

[Christy Lee]

But don't those guys seem like, and I don't know a ton about them, like nice guys, very humble and they.

[Tom Griswold]

Both have great songs out right now.

[Christy Lee]

Oh cool. Yeah, but isn't it funny that the most tatted severe looking dudes are like, they seem like sweethearts. I don't really know know.

[Tom Griswold]

I know one guy that has a bunch of. And he's a great guy. I just, I don't know. I guess it's the mother in me. My, my mother was very anti. Tattoo.

[Jeff Oskay]

Don't get a face tattoo or you'll end up having a commercial with Peyton Manning.

[Josh Arnold]

One day you'll be a millionaire. Don't tattoo your face.

[Christy Lee]

But that is kind of a problem, isn't it? Like, a lot of kids are getting them. Absolutely. I mean, who shouldn't be? Because they're not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm an. Extend your analogy. The facial tattoo is the banana of the 7 11.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. For every banana they sell, they sell 10,000 Kit Kat bars. For every guy with facial tattoos, there's 10,000 in prison. Yeah. So? Yeah, she's really rough looking. Why would you throw.

[Jeff Oskay]

Was she rough, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

She looks tough. She looks like a she. Yeah, like she could hold her own.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like she threw a banana.

[Christy Lee]

If she's stripping for you and you. You. You went to reach for some money of hers on the stage, you're getting your ass kicked.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you find her even slightly erotic?

[Christy Lee]

I thought her. I think she has a pretty face. I do. But she also looks like she's tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I only caught a quick glimpse, but there was something.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I guess we all have to.

[Christy Lee]

See that she's wearing.

[Tom Griswold]

She's wearing the prison orange. Well, that's my guess is. My guess is she probably has one there on a rack fitted. Just guessing. I wonder what her stripper name is. I don't know, because they all have.

[Ace Cosby]

Not in there.

[Christy Lee]

It's not Ivory.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, all right. All right. Now, by the way, those of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Keeping score, it's Josh 2. The rest of us, nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, now, wait a minute. We're talking about two different things.

[Tom Griswold]

Things.

[Christy Lee]

What? What. What are you guys. So is she big?

[Ace Cosby]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

I saw her.

[Tom Griswold]

But you think she's attractive? Yeah. Okay. She just looks so rough.

[Christy Lee]

Let me. Can I see her picture again?

[Jess Hooker]

Just got arrested.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a rough place to be in prison.

[Christy Lee]

No, you guys are. I think she has a pretty face.

[Ace Cosby]

I think she's pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a stripper, though. You're not gonna see her. You're not gonna see her. Your face.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you are.

[Ace Cosby]

You are. The hell are you doing over there? God.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm gonna see her. I need my cop friend with me. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Frightened. Frightened man.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now, where were we? Oh, wouldn't you. I guess my other point would be if you're into 711 and you're arguing with someone, you want to throw something at him. Wouldn't you go for, like, the Chef Boyardee ravioli?

[Ace Cosby]

No, that would really hurt.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the object of the.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's not. That's not up by the cash. Cash register. They've got the fruit up by the cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Right there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it ripe? I would think it'd be brown.

[Jess Hooker]

Usually it's wrapped in plastic. I know that sounds.

[Tom Griswold]

A banana.

[Jess Hooker]

A banana. They are. They're wrapped in plastic. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know why, but they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't. Does that make the banana go brown faster?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I know if you wrap the top, it makes it stay fresh longer.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. I. Again, I would love to see the numbers on numbers of bananas sold at 7:11.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? Somebody's buying them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they are, because they're still there.

[Christy Lee]

I'm guessing you haven't been in the 711 in decades.

[Ace Cosby]

No, he hasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever been.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you ever been in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I used to. The restaurant where I worked, we were next door to a 7 11.

[Ace Cosby]

You've had a slushy before, right?

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember. I remember going in there one day and there was this lady, she had a. A cart. A cart at a 7:11. Yeah, this is totally true. And was buying her groceries there.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which of course are, you know, obviously a little more expensive because it's. And she paid with, you know, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ebt.

[Jeff Oskay]

She brought that cart with her. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you think?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Because I don't know that Seven Eleven has cards.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have cards. You had to bring her.

[Tom Griswold]

This was in Florida. It was in maybe Fern Park, Florida. 7 11. Right by the High Life around town. And she paid with whatever food stamps.

[Christy Lee]

I love 7 11. We used to ride our bikes there.

[Ace Cosby]

Get our baseball cards, slushies, Slurpees at 7:11.

[Christy Lee]

Please show the proper respect.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

We had Village Pantry. That's what we always went to my grandparents. I didn't go to 711 unless I was out of state.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, gotcha. I'm a fan of Village Pantry.

[Tom Griswold]

711 National.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Very, very.

[Christy Lee]

It was like the biggest.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like I only go when I'm in Florida, to be honest.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm in California.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's probably changed. But they. They used to be it everywhere, all over the country.

[Tom Griswold]

Now is there a sign saying please don't throw the bananas?

[Christy Lee]

I bet there is now with that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. There should be. Okay, thank you very much. Right now I want to talk about what about the calendar.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because the ticking of the clock that you're hearing is the fact that Valentine's day is approaching very rapidly and we can solve this for you fellas. Ladies, pay close attention. Steven Singer Jewelers. You can get this done. In fact, if you get your order in today for whatever it is you want from Steven Singer Jewelers, it's going to be in the mail today. Get those orders in before 2:00 Eastern Time and it's out the doors. You'll have it just in time and of course it'll be wrapped. There'll be a beautiful card. What am I talking about? What are your options? Well, there's those beautiful, beautiful bracelets. A whole bunch of them. By the way, there's stuff for. Maybe you want to get something for your kids. Maybe a beautiful little doggy pendant for your little girl. Steven Singer gave me one of those and he was here. It's fantastic. Heart loves it. But also for your sweet. How about perhaps some earrings or maybe one of those beautiful roses over there. That is the actual rose dipped in gold. It's called the peacock teal. This year, $79 for one of those babies. They come in a beautiful box with a card. And the shipping, of course, is free from Steven Singer Jewelers. Shipping is always complimentary. Don't forget bracelets, necklaces, earrings. And of course, he's got that famous upgrade. If you bought some earrings last year, you want to get some bigger diamonds perhaps. Well, you get the full value of the ones you've already bought. So find out all the details that I hate. Stevensinger.com this particular rose, shades of blue and green. They're calling it peacock teal. There's one right over there and you could be a winner. And don't forget, you got to get this done. You can do it right now. Pull over if you're driving. Just take you a few minutes. I hate stevensinger.com. all kinds of great stuff and great gifts. And you're gonna look like, like the champ that you are. Why are you a champion? Because you're listening to our program. Anybody buy that? Okay. Okay. Just check it out. It's great stuff. And Steven's a great guy. He's a dog guy, so you gotta like him. We're coming right back. Christy, what have you got over there?

[Ace Cosby]

Coming up. We still have our blow up doll in a car crash. We have something that could replace your cow's milk at the dinner table. And a lot of couple shark stories and a cow at a barber show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my favorite stories about the fake Lloyd.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we have that.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what that's all about. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that'd be a nice gift.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Tom Griswold]

Lord, I'm up.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad to hear it. Christy Lee, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby, I'm Josh Arnold. And my gosh, we're also, I, we have in the room one of my, and I mean this all time favorite comedy duos, Todd Godwin and Jess Hooker. When you two, she is something else.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a little spark plug.

[Jess Hooker]

My favorite.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Jess Hooker]

And we, we talked over the weekend. We called. We were both in the car. We had a good girl chat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we always do. On the weekends. We catch up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, yes, we do.

[Josh Arnold]

You know about our job.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The bickering and the love.

[Jeff Oskay]

Love.

[Jess Hooker]

I do. I love him so, so much.

[Christy Lee]

But you guys, also you. She annoys you a lot.

[Jess Hooker]

He does annoy me a lot. And somehow I let him get away. It doesn't bother me.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I try to help her. I say just the forks are at the grocery store. Go get the forks.

[Christy Lee]

If you get a chance just to sit back and watch those two, I say do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Patty G. Had a big weekend in Mansfield, Ohio. I understand you had a sold out show.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they were great. A lot of fun. Thanks for doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now your next big gig is this Saturday.

[Josh Arnold]

Saturday. Yeah. And dry r. Dry bar comedy. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you flying there?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm going to walk it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I mean you're the, you're the, the new Tim Wilson. You'll drive anywhere, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Provo. Provo is kind of a long haul. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a big fan of flying, but I, I'll be flying on Friday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what you're wearing? Wearing?

[Josh Arnold]

I have to pick three outfits and bring them. I'm wearing these black jeans, my boots that I have on now, and three shirts.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Take three shirts with me now.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna wear three shirts. Can make you look a little chubby.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm already a little chubby. I gained all this weight for a movie. I want to watch from the act.

[Christy Lee]

I love it. You're not, you're not putting out this, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're, you're filming your special. It'll be for the dry bar. It's a dry bar comedy special. Special. And playing some music. Are you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's these organic setups that goes into the, goes into the songs.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you're gonna do great.

[Ace Cosby]

Play us a song.

[Josh Arnold]

Play us a song.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my way of saying, now that you've got your brand new guitar. Now for the guitar players out there, this is a fancy guitar made famous by a good friend of the show, Tommy Emanuel. If you're not familiar with Tommy's work, the guy is like the greatest guitar player. Player.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the EGB 808 artist. Sitka Spruce, Blackwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, are these. Are these made in Nashville?

[Josh Arnold]

Australia.

[Tom Griswold]

Australia, yeah. And they're beautiful. It's got a special pickup, so it should sound good.

[Josh Arnold]

It should.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. And when you bought it, they tuned it for you.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't. You know, since then, it's just I gotta take it back.

[Ace Cosby]

To Nashville every time I need.

[Josh Arnold]

I pack every Friday. I'm tuned it. The guy go, what are you doing back? You gotta tune it.

[Christy Lee]

You know. We're gonna take this back.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what is our topic for this particular?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you were talking about going to the dog shows and the beautiful fancy dogs. There's a flip side to that. Oh, we all love. We love all dogs here. This is called Dog Pound Blues. Well, got off my leash and I'm running around the hood Barking at your window baby up to no good well, I'm sniffing at your back dog messing up your lawn Slipped out of my collar no one knows that I'm gone They caught me on the corner that's what dog catchers do I got those dog pound blues oh, you know I ain't no corgi I'm not a poodle or a pug Not a sharp pet puppy with a cute wrinkly mug I'm part collie and part shepherd Little bit of diss and dat I'm a notorious dog where my bichons at? They won't let me out All I do is snooze I got those dog pound blues One time for me Spike.

[Christy Lee]

I'll tell it Spike, tell it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sitting in this cage lone and feeling blue Here comes a nice couple who want you take my home with you well, my owner called me Spot Here they call me Spike get me out of this place and you can call me anything you like. Oh, they're gonna snip my junk off in about a week or two I got those dog pound blues Rescue me and hold me in your arms Rescue me. You got a nice back you yard Rescue me and I won't be so blue and in a couple of days you'll say who rescued who?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, make me cry Spike. Make Me cry.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Patty G Song. And once again, Pat will be in Provo, Utah, coming up this Saturday night for the dry bar comedy special. You'll be filmed. They're filming two shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Two shows? Yeah. Two chances.

[Tom Griswold]

Two the same night. Two shows. Shows.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Same night. One night. One night only.

[Tom Griswold]

Two shows.

[Christy Lee]

Jess, did you know I tried to open up a cheese factory in that town?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

How'd it go?

[Christy Lee]

The bank wouldn't give me any money for it. I couldn't get a Provo loan. What are your thoughts on that?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm speechless. I'm laughless.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I thought.

[Christy Lee]

I'm laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. I mean, how many?

[Josh Arnold]

And I was a Swiss bank.

[Jess Hooker]

Think.

[Ace Cosby]

What are the odds?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was very. Well, thank you, Pat. That's fun. This should be a great show.

[Ace Cosby]

Playing that during the dry bars.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Why should I?

[Ace Cosby]

It's cute.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm putting together my list now.

[Ace Cosby]

I like that. It's a cute song.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that be clean enough?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, me. Oh, you know what? Where my B. Sean's at? Nope.

[Christy Lee]

And sniffing your junk.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And the part about humping legs. Oh, yeah. You gotta take that out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I guess it's just an instrumental.

[Josh Arnold]

I look through all my material, all the songs. I go, well, can't do that one. I look at the next one. There's always one line.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Well, you can alter it.

[Josh Arnold]

I've rewritten a lot of stuff.

[Jeff Oskay]

I do. Orange barrels.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

That one's pretty clean.

[Ace Cosby]

I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Toast is very clean.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The way I do it.

[Jeff Oskay]

I gotta hear this now.

[Josh Arnold]

Called Stuff in the English Muffin.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, earlier in the show we were talking about obscure appearances on what were then network television shows by real bands, etc. Etc. And real groups. For example, I mentioned that Lowell George from Little Feet, they were. They were on F Troop, which is an obscure show in an obscure band. Yes. Got this. Trent was kind enough to write the Mosquitoes were the band on Gilligan's Island.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they? But they weren't like a real band.

[Ace Cosby]

They were a made up band.

[Tom Griswold]

But because didn't the Doobie Brothers. The real Doobie Brothers appeared on what's.

[Josh Arnold]

Happening, what's Happening Boys and Hard on Bewitched.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That was a great episode, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. I wonder if, though. Here's something. If you have a. Looking for something to do during the super bowl other than watch the game.

[Christy Lee]

That's an odd. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Most people are watching the game, but Go right ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll. What time does it start?

[Ace Cosby]

You know, nine. Didn't they push it up at half hour?

[Jess Hooker]

9:30.

[Ace Cosby]

No, the actual game.

[Tom Griswold]

6:30. Yeah, 6:30.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. I may miss part of it. My. I've got a soccer game I have to go see with my daughter, but she's in it. That's the only reason I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be the only reason I would sit through a soccer game. Count how many times classic rock songs are income or commercials.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no. Don't act excited about that chore.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm. But I'm like him. I need something else to do. I don't enjoy just watching.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, we make all these obscure references, but this stuff ends up showing up all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. So did you guys see the Hellman's commercial?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I saw it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was great.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought it was really good, too.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a knockoff of a famous scene from When Harry Met Sally.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you. Did you notice that Billy Crystal's toupee seems to be breathing?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't think he had a toupee.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's a bad one, is it?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't. I don't ever notice they took it.

[Tom Griswold]

Off the Three Stooges. Mo. Howard's corpse.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, I. I love the whole thing. I didn't pay attention to that. Yeah, I loved the commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

Could have been neon. I would have, but. But it's a good commercial.

[Jess Hooker]

It is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry. Huh?

[Ace Cosby]

Are you done ranting?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was going to a. I just thought of a joke, but we've already had two horrific references in the swarm from Josh. I'm not going to be responsible for making the third one. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, you will.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what it would be, don't you? No. Never mind.

[Ace Cosby]

A Kenyan man is being accused of practicing law without the proper qualifications. According to the BBC, the legal officials are calling on police to arrest the man practicing under the name Brian Mwenda, who they say stole the identity of a real lawyer. According to local media, the fake lawyer has won 26 cases, though he's never been trained.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the best part of this.

[Ace Cosby]

Despite condemnation by the Law Society of Kenya and the country's Director of Public Prosecutions, the alleged imposter has garnered several supporters. But he still faces prosecution.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, if you did this guy for your divorce, you'd be sitting on 40 guitars. Still, that can't.

[Christy Lee]

Kenyan fake lawyer Has a pretty good track record. Andy has a pretty good track record.

[Tom Griswold]

I never had one lesson.

[Christy Lee]

That would be a. I think you need a lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't understand something about contemporary culture. Accents are now illegal.

[Josh Arnold]

People.

[Tom Griswold]

People have them.

[Josh Arnold]

You can do Irish, you can do English. That's about it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not. That's not fair.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can do French. Right?

[Ace Cosby]

That's not fair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

O.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll do that all day.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Fifi.

[Ace Cosby]

Residents in a British town discovered a crashed car abandoned on the side of the road with a blow up sex doll in the front seat. The car and the blow up doll were left behind in a ditch. In Swindon. The black car had left the road and ended up in a ditch full of reeds and other shrubs after hitting a yellow bordered sign with black and white arrows which indicate indicates there's a sharp bend ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw the picture. This car is messed up and it's down on a thing. But there is the. Obviously the blow up sex doll.

[Ace Cosby]

There you go. Oh, there she is. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way. They did not need the jaws of life to extract her. They just had a pin. You have to wonder. This guy, this guy, this guy pulled a Ted Kennedy left. His left his girlfriend at the scene of the accident. Oh, sorry. It's only the truth.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look at the sign that it missed the cur. Like the sign. I know it's bigger than the car telling it to turn.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm guessing there was probably once again an intoxication factor.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe a little road beach.

[Ace Cosby]

Buy a blowup doll.

[Josh Arnold]

Hoh.

[Jeff Oskay]

She's ready to go.

[Jess Hooker]

She has orifices.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

I wonder if she was in there for the carpool lane so he could drive in the right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it looks like it's in the middle of nowhere. I don't think you have to be in a carpool lane and whatever it is.

[Ace Cosby]

Switten switching Swindon. A Connecticut man has been arrested not for that, but for speeding. And he told officers he needed to get home to see his cat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

According to state police, troopers clocked the driver going 130mph on i395 in Norwich, Connecticut, after troopers initiated a traffic stop. The driver told them that he wanted to get home to see his cat. Authorities noted the man appeared to be under the influence and later failed a field sobriety.

[Tom Griswold]

130.

[Ace Cosby]

What if he said cat? I wonder if he said, yeah, I.

[Jeff Oskay]

Spent for that before.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing said dog. I said pull.

[Ace Cosby]

Empathize really.

[Tom Griswold]

But cat, what do you want to get home so Your cat can ignore you when you get there.

[Jess Hooker]

130 miles an hour. That's fast. Yeah, that's past reckless driving.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, 130.

[Ace Cosby]

What's he driving? Is what I want to know.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus intoxicated. Oh, that's to go back to an earlier story. That's not glaze on your ass. That's your. That's your roommate Spike.

[Christy Lee]

You want a speed with when you're driving drunk. That way you don't get caught.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you get home faster.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I gotta get home.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm hammered. It's like. It's like the physics of running through the rain. You know, if I run through the rain, do I get just as wet? So if I speed but while drunk, there's a shorter on the road for a shorter. There's a shorter time span. This is a physics problem. Okay, well, thank you very much. Thank you, Christy. Why don't we check in with Josh because there's a big week coming up in sports, and I know Prize Picks has some interesting action going on. Sure, sure.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Let's try it. Try it in English.

[Josh Arnold]

Go back to funds.

[Tom Griswold]

A ball most. What is it?

[Ace Cosby]

You're all right.

[Christy Lee]

You know, this is what happens when I drink. I'm giving. When I'm giving constructive criticism about.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Ace Cosby]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Tom, everybody. Tom, did you. Do you know what a transcendent baseball card is?

[Ace Cosby]

No, what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you heard about these?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Transcendent.

[Tom Griswold]

I am in the dark on this topic.

[Ace Cosby]

Doesn't that mean it's timeless? It like, transcends anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but the story. I'm really confused. This is a press release from the tops, people. Obviously. Baseball cards, right? Would you want a baseball card with Robert Oppenheimer Odd or David Bowie? Huh? This is super confusing. I'm going to try to sort this out when we come back and maybe you can help me with this. And I don't know if you. If these come with like a regular baseball cards and inside you might have a David Bowie or if you can buy these.

[Ace Cosby]

Fan. You don't want a Robert Oppenheimer, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, come on.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they come in the same pack?

[Christy Lee]

I'm a fan of both.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, well, you're the nerd.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you want. Never mind. Vic Davalio and I, I don't know, we're gonna.

[Ace Cosby]

It's just very bizarre.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to get to the bottom of this, which I will do shortly, by the way. We're going to be doing our special show in Iowa coming up at the Riverside Casino and Resort Event Center. Details at Riverside Casino and resort dot com. There will be T shirts, there will be posters, and we will try to have some fun. Josh may or may not still be with us and we won't, won't ask him to read anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, please never do that.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 hours. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

All winners time.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Pat Godwin killing it this morning and he's gonna kill it Saturday at his live show in Provo, Utah. Filming his dry bar special.

[Josh Arnold]

Making me nervous.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no. You got this, man. You got this. Doesn't he, Christy?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Hooker, would you say yes?

[Jess Hooker]

100 Oscar.

[Ace Cosby]

Give him some Great.

[Jeff Oskay]

You got this, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Cosby, your thoughts? He'll be okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with Ace.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Josh. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

You're writing him a couple jokes, are you?

[Christy Lee]

We talked about it, okay?

[Ace Cosby]

You got to go in with a positive attitude.

[Josh Arnold]

I never. I never do it. It works out fine.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Very negative.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be cool. How long after you film it will it be floating around in the ether?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they take their time with the release. They do a real good job of the editing. They're gonna have to add the laughter with my special. That takes a while.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. I see. Let's see now. I guess we should move back over to Christy Lee at the news desk while I try to figure this thing out over here.

[Ace Cosby]

So you're not gonna pay attention?

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I'll. I'll focus to a degree.

[Christy Lee]

What are you trying to figure out?

[Ace Cosby]

At least you're upfront about it this time.

[Tom Griswold]

I had this news story and I just couldn't figure this out. And maybe someone out there understands this. These trend. They're called transcendent baseball packets. Some of these are $12,000.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's nuts. Here, I'll read you this one. I remember I mentioned it earlier that they have not just baseball players, but like famous scientists, people in history.

[Ace Cosby]

Oppenheimer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So they transcend beyond sports.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. That must be.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe there's a Bowie in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. David. Bo. It's just seems so odd, I guess, that. And some of them are actually signed by the real players. There's a Derek Jeter one in this packet here. I mean, they're thousands and thousands of dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Can you just buy them or is it. Are they up for auction or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that you can. You have to. There's a pre registration thing and I guess obviously they're. They're collectible.

[Christy Lee]

Been hitting the mic a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, he doesn't hear that. I'm sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Second time in 30 seconds. I know you're not hearing it, but you can't feel it on your nose.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a little blood right here.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, that thing on my face, that's. That's called. You know something, I'm going to shave in the shower without a mirror this morning. Oh, that always works. Oh, so I'll be. Barely shaved a zit off. I'm not sure. Okay, this says. This says this year's line of Topps transcendent baseball cards includes the chance to pull cut signatures from Some of history's most important figures. Okay, John Hancock, Charles Darwin.

[Ace Cosby]

How'd they get John Hancock to sign a baseball card? Come on, that's got to be fake.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know where they got a sample.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I assume cut signatures means they're somehow etched in there with electronic.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but they're not real, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding. I mean, I did. I don't think Robert Oppenheimer ever signed his All Star game card.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Marilyn Monroe, David Bowie. Each box contains 42 cards and retails for $5,999.

[Ace Cosby]

That's ridiculous.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do they have stats on the back like Oppenheimer has? How many people he signs it kind of funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Obvious. These make whole pot look like a big pussy.

[Christy Lee]

He had some numbers.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's. I don't understand how this works. I don't understand. Do you get the baseball cards with the possibility of getting an Oppenheimer?

[Christy Lee]

A lot of questions.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, why don't you research that after the show? Go back with us.

[Tom Griswold]

I was hoping for a picture from the Dodgers. Not. Not the father of the atomic bomb. Do you get the gum?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if they do gum anymore. Do they?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, for. Josh would know. Six thousand bucks.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't bought a pack of baseball cards in a while, but, yeah, I bet there's still a stick of gum.

[Ace Cosby]

And I would hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember this? This is kind of off track, but we were talking with Jeff Foxworthy and we had him on video and remember what was behind him?

[Jeff Oskay]

Baseball.

[Tom Griswold]

He has baseball signed by everybody. Presidents, everybody he meets. Just this amazing collection. So I'll try to find out more about these baseball cards. I never heard of these. Some of these are online for 12.

[Ace Cosby]

Any signed pictures in your office?

[Christy Lee]

Probably. I bet you have an autograph of yourself.

[Ace Cosby]

My biggest fan.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think I do.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you always ask my guests that.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever asked for an autograph?

[Tom Griswold]

Usually for other people, but.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I mean, have you?

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a little kid, I used to have Jim Brown, the great football player. Vic Davilio, the Venezuelan baseball player, somewhat lesser known. I'm big and I actually have a. I do have a. Now that I think about it, someone sent me an autographed Vic Davalio baseball card that isn't. That is in my office. Well, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Should I throw this away or mail it to Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

He was a hero when I was a kid. Now, Josh, do you have anything, Any signed stuff?

[Christy Lee]

I do, yeah. Quite. Quite a bit.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you have?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you guys know I have a prized Benny Hill signature.

[Ace Cosby]

Elvira.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I have Elvira.

[Tom Griswold]

I was with you when you waited in line with.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you were.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Boy, I have a lot of signed books.

[Jess Hooker]

You were a fan of the show before you worked here. Did you have Tom's autograph before you worked here?

[Christy Lee]

I had Bob's. So I saw the show live at. In St. Louis at a place called Mississippi Knights.

[Tom Griswold]

Great, great.

[Christy Lee]

And the back in 98. So this was in 1998. After the show, I bought that and I bought. And then I saw Tom. I saw you sort of running around and I could never actually pin you down, but Bob was just sitting on the stage.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to avoid hiring you.

[Christy Lee]

But my buddy tracked you down and he handed. You were always his favorite. He just loved you and he really, really respected you. And he stopped you and he said, tom, would you please sign this cd? And he handed it to you and you looked at it and you, you handed it back to him and said, you want to take it out of the cellophane. He felt so stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

I was happy to. Happy to sell.

[Christy Lee]

You were? You were? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that cellophane was hard to get off back in the day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it could be.

[Tom Griswold]

It's even worse now. Yeah. I carry a razor knife in my car to get the cellophane off the gum that I buy. One of these days I'm going to slice my thumb open trying to open anything. I even have a special scissors here for opening everything.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

See these guys? Because everything now comes, you know, you buy a pack of batteries and in order to get it out, end up in the ER and see these babies? Yeah, he's cut through plastic.

[Christy Lee]

No, the most. One of the life's great ironies is have you ever tried to open a fresh pair of scissors or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's no way any kind of.

[Jess Hooker]

Tool, a screwdriver, anything like that. It's a nightmare.

[Christy Lee]

Like, I needed these to cut open packaging.

[Jess Hooker]

Those are trauma shears. I bought those for Tom and just stuck them over there because they're the safest scissors he can have outside of preschool. Scissors.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

And he uses scissors. Scissors for everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Cutting the pants off somebody.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Trauma shears.

[Tom Griswold]

Very handy to have. Yeah, you can, you can open stuff with them. I really appreciate it.

[Jess Hooker]

In case he needs to cut his clothes off.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now. Well, we have Christy Lee. She is at the Silac Insurance news desk here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have time for one quick story.

[Ace Cosby]

An Iowa lawmaker has filed a bill to stop people from petting sharks According to the Des Moines Register, Representative Ray Bubba Sorensen introduced the bill in response to a July incident at Blue Zoo aquarium where an 18 inch bamboo shark bit an employee's hand. The bill seeks to add sharks to Iowa's list of dangerous and wild animals, which would mean anyone who allows a member of the public to have contact with a shark or intentionally allows the animal to escape would face an aggravated misdemeanor charge punishable by up to two years in prison or you get bit and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, it's the people who allow the.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Mr. Sorensen told a House subcommittee that that is Bill, quote, doesn't shut the zoo down. It just shuts down them having people pet a damn shark. That's a quote. Blue Zoo, a for profit interactive aquarium, currently allows patrons to feed and pet stingrays as well as bamboo sharks in a shallow pool at the aquarium. A lot of zoos and aquariums do this. It also has parakeets, a reptile habitat with tortoises, lizards and frogs. Parakeets. Okay, so there you go. Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Ve ever been to that place in the Bahamas where you go and you walk with the stingrays?

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen it. I've walked past it. I wouldn't do it, but I've seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've done it.

[Josh Arnold]

You have done it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. You have to shuffle because you don't step on. You don't want to step on them.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I hated it. All I could think of was Steve Irwin.

[Ace Cosby]

That was a different stingray. That was a totally different Christie.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't matter. I'm terrified of many, many animals.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you got in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, the girls were in there. They're having fun. The worst one, though is if you're going to the Bahamas, I'm going to give you some advice. Save your money. Don't go to the place where you feed the pigs.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah. Where the pigs are in the water with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Ace Cosby]

That's so gross.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and it's also weird. And they go. They're beef hot dogs. It's still really, really crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

And they serve hot dogs where you swim with the pigs.

[Tom Griswold]

You feed the hot dogs to the pigs. Oh, and there's. And they warn you to that be careful because they'll take your fingers off. It's really dumb.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

And the pigs are pooping.

[Ace Cosby]

Why'd you do it? Because it goes.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. Because the boat ride there was super cool. So. Yeah, the thing. Yeah, take the boat ride. Have Fun. We saw sharks and dolphins, but when you get there, don't hop in the water with these gigantic organic wild pigs.

[Jess Hooker]

That's wild. I didn't. I didn't know that was an option.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, it was. It was weird. And it's also in the Bahamas, of course, where the laws are a little bit sketchy. So in any event, I, I don't think this is going to pass, this shark thing in Iowa. If they had an anti shark law, that'd be.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that should be federal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what's coming up, Christy Lee.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, we're not done with our shark news, and we have an interesting camel story. We have a cow in a barber shop. We have a donkey getting rescued from a pond. We have a Darth Vader bug. And more great stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, cool. Looking, Looking forward to all that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel?

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're here live in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Pat Godwin's across the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

In the musical loft.

[Josh Arnold]

I am.

[Christy Lee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Jeff Oskay is in for Chickster today.

[Jeff Oskay]

Howdy.

[Christy Lee]

You fixing your glasses over there, pal?

[Jeff Oskay]

I am, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Ace, have we heard your humor this morning?

[Ace Cosby]

Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think we have. He already had one great ad lib.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he had a good singer on me.

[Tom Griswold]

A great ad lib. In fact, we were all writing that down as the joke of the day.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Got some answers.

[Ace Cosby]

I have an email, too. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the horses already out of the barn. Email. Hey, Tom, you moron. It's pronounced leader Crons. That's where Pat played last week. Very helpful.

[Josh Arnold]

What'd you say?

[Ace Cosby]

Leader Kranz, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Leader Kranz. Apparently. I don't know. I guess I got it wrong. But he says, hey, I went to see Pat Godwin the show Saturday night in Madison in Mansfield, Ohio. It was great. Fantastic job, Pat. Thank you. Wow. That's bad news. That means the one you're gonna do this week's not gonna be as good.

[Josh Arnold]

Be twice as good.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, that's the. Trying to get him to not be nervous.

[Ace Cosby]

Ah, that helps. Hey, this is from Alan Christie. Cut signature sports cards have signatures that were cut from old letters, checks, etc. And made onto sports cards. They are not fakes. I apologize, Alan. I had no idea what a cut signature.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have five letters about this. Okay, this is. We were talking about these tops. Cards that are whatever. $6,000 for a packet of 42. I know you're not interested, Josh, because it's not hockey players. Oh, well, no, they couldn't get enough hockey. Wasn't actually make a signature. Made me shoot puck put in that.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Pin?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That. That's the sport you should be going after. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Of all the people you're scared of.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, this is from Cody. I worked in sports memorabilia. A cut signature is an actual signature that has been cut from a document placed onto the baseball card. Usually then the letter or whatever it's from is put on the back of the card as well. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so that's. Let's say John Hancock signed some old document.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that Declaration of Independence is right there on the back.

[Jess Hooker]

That's her.

[Christy Lee]

I doubt they cut that.

[Tom Griswold]

Herbie Hancock. Did Herbie Hancock ever do an album where he had for the COVID the Constitution with his name there instead of John Hancock? If not, he certainly should. I'm sorry. We were going to go back over to the SILAC Insurance news desk with Chris Lee. Did you introduce everybody?

[Ace Cosby]

I sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

I was not paying attention. Of course.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course not.

[Tom Griswold]

We have the very handsome Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no. He was talking about how handsome I was.

[Tom Griswold]

Let him go. Let the man speak.

[Christy Lee]

You're the one that has to watch all this again.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see here as we go around the room. Let's see. We'll do it this way. No beard, that'd be Ace Beard. Yes, that'd be Jeffrey. No beard. That'd be Ms. Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

I simply can't believe you're doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin. No beard. Christie. And then beard, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Man need haircut. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

You need a haircut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Look at this.

[Jess Hooker]

Your. Yeah, your sideburns are pretty bushy from here.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, My. My lady is sick, so I.

[Ace Cosby]

Your lady.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure she told you that.

[Tom Griswold]

The one that cuts.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, the lady that cut your hair. I was like, your lady is sick. What does that have to do with your.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do we have a new story?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is going to kill himself. He's just itching to say something else. Inappropriate.

[Ace Cosby]

Australian surfer.

[Josh Arnold]

A what?

[Ace Cosby]

Australian surfer. You heard of those?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay. They. He escaped Injury after a shark attacked him and took a chunk out of his surfboard.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the picture of this?

[Christy Lee]

No. Does it look like a bite mark?

[Ace Cosby]

It looks like a cartoon of Albany. Was surfing off shiny Cheyenne's beach when the ten foot long bronze whaler shark charged at him. Ten foot long don't make everything dirty.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard of a whaler shark. It'll make up your mind.

[Ace Cosby]

He told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. Quote. Like I don't do an Australian accent. But I had a tangle with it. I swung my board around and it took a bite out of the back. Mr. Kitao said he did not want to splash too much by swimming away. So he got back on his board and caught the next wave in. He said, I got out scot free. Luckily.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it. We don't have the photograph. It does look. Oh, wait a minute. I think we're trying to find. It looks just like in a cartoon where the bite mark would be. There it is.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he actually has the chunk of the surfboard.

[Christy Lee]

That's a small bite.

[Tom Griswold]

Bigger than a football.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't be too worried about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. If that had been his leg, he'd be dead.

[Christy Lee]

Not necessarily.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. So you could take a football's worth of flesh out of your thigh and live through it.

[Ace Cosby]

If he doesn't hit the artery, you would. You'd be all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, your legs, you. You have skinny legs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He doesn't have that much right to take.

[Christy Lee]

I have thigh gap. I can't afford to lose any.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that would be. That would take big. Probably femur and femoral artery. Is that the one? Is that the one?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you would feel that on the bone. That would hit the. That would hit the femur.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. So scary.

[Ace Cosby]

Some scientists are suggesting camel milk could serve as a healthier alternative to traditional cow.

[Christy Lee]

We tried it, remember?

[Jess Hooker]

No, real humpy.

[Christy Lee]

We absolutely got humps in it. Lumpy, you know. Remember we had it sent to us and we all drank it one morning.

[Jess Hooker]

We did.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't it $100?

[Ace Cosby]

It was very expensive. Now that you've mentioned this, I remember it being a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, none of us cared for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this the thing that they're saying pregnant women should be drinking? Am I getting this right?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know. Is it?

[Ace Cosby]

I haven't heard that. But. Researchers at Edith Cohen University found camel milk has the potential to be hypoallergenic when compared to cow's milk by the.

[Christy Lee]

Way pregnant women are not going to drink camel milk.

[Ace Cosby]

They're not.

[Christy Lee]

If they were prone to swallowing things they didn't that weren't very good, they wouldn't be pregnant in the first place.

[Tom Griswold]

He was itching to get that out.

[Ace Cosby]

Currently around.

[Tom Griswold]

He really deserves a hearty chuckle. And didn't we decide that the beauty of camel milk was.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. You don't have to bend over to milk them.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Saves your back.

[Tom Griswold]

Just walk right up, ladies. Walk right up and go for.

[Ace Cosby]

Currently.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know much about camels. I assume that aren't they kind of dangerous to be around if you're. Couldn't they stomp you to death?

[Ace Cosby]

Any animal could probably stomp you to.

[Tom Griswold]

Death, but I mean, they're big.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, have you had experience with camels?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm lack camel toe intolerant.

[Christy Lee]

That is silly.

[Josh Arnold]

That is so silly.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Ace Cosby]

Around 80% of global milk production is sourced from cows, with camel milk production sitting at fifth place.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Behind buffaloes, goats and sheep.

[Christy Lee]

What about almonds?

[Ace Cosby]

Almonds not on the list. Camel milk only.

[Christy Lee]

Buffalo milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

That's kind of spicy.

[Ace Cosby]

I think it's water buffaloes. I don't. Or I don't think it's buffalo.

[Tom Griswold]

Buffalo. I've never heard of any of those.

[Ace Cosby]

You never heard any of those animals? Goats and sheep?

[Tom Griswold]

No. The.

[Christy Lee]

You know, certainly you've heard of goat milk.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. You've heard of goat milk.

[Jeff Oskay]

They make a lot of soap. You probably have goat milk soap at your house.

[Ace Cosby]

Do.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm an ivory man.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, goat milk is.

[Christy Lee]

He uses actual elephant ivory.

[Tom Griswold]

It's ground up. It gives it kind of a scrubbing quality. Right round grit.

[Christy Lee]

There's a grit.

[Tom Griswold]

So what are the animals?

[Ace Cosby]

Goat's milk is used like for baby deer that are rescued.

[Tom Griswold]

Buffalo milk?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Buffalo, goats and sheep. Camel milk only accounts for around 0.4% of current milk production globally.

[Tom Griswold]

So 0.4% is. Dairy cows is less than 1%.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words. In other words, that's as close as you can get to zero.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Dairy cows.

[Christy Lee]

That would be skim.

[Ace Cosby]

Dairy cows produce up to seven gallons of milk a day. Camels typically one. So it's not a very good.

[Christy Lee]

But they're saying it's healthier.

[Ace Cosby]

That's the somebody saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Yeah. And we. When we tried it, no one liked it. Is that also.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It definitely had a distinct flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, camel butter.

[Ace Cosby]

Speaking of cows, clients and staff at a Chinese barber shop were left stunned after A cow charged into the business. Video shared online shows the bovine barging through the door of a barber shop in Nanyang. Mayhem ensues as stylists run out with scissors still in hand. Clients with wet hair scramble to get out as well. And according to local media, the cow's owner said the animal got nervous while being loaded into a truck. I don't want to go there. I saw my buddy and ran off toward the shop.

[Christy Lee]

Ace, do you know what cows put in their hair? Go ahead. That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why they use it, though?

[Jeff Oskay]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

They have a cow lick.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, this is. This is genius work over here.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. This is like vaudeville.

[Tom Griswold]

I like. This video is really funny. These poor guys and they're trying to get a haircut and some guy look was getting one of those awful haircuts where it's all shaved on the side. So. But they hadn't finished it, so it was good for him. It was bovine intervention.

[Christy Lee]

Intervention.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you. Coming up, coming up, up, it'll be Ace Cosby with the fabulous Ace Cosby joke of the day. Right now, I want to talk about another possibility for Valentine's Day. The reason I like this one, because it has the Christy Lee component, which is, of course, that one rule, when you shop for a gift, you always get one for yourself, as you know. Now, this is especially applicable for things that are really expensive, like diamonds. But for the Raycon earbuds. Hey, I'm going to get a pair for. And I'm gonna get a pair for myself. Raycon earbuds. We get love letters about the Raycon earbuds. In fact, I was just handed one, which I'd read to you, except I got lost in the shuffle. Anyway, the point is, this is the season of love, and we love those Raycon earbuds, and they're a great gift. The latest model of The Raycon earbuds, 32 hour battery life, multi point connectivity. I don't know what that means, but it says here you can pair two devices at once.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what it means. Means.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. I have. I have Raycon earbuds. I use them, but I don't understand multi point connectivity. But then you're probably much more sophisticated than I am.

[Christy Lee]

Check. We need you, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, they also have active noise cancellation. So, for example, I could put them in now and not hear Josh's offensive comments about. About economic activity in our country. Among other things, Raycon earbuds. They also make, by the way, the Raycon over the head headphones. I'm not sure what they're called or what are they called? Over the ear headphones.

[Ace Cosby]

They're just called headphones.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. That's, those are the ones I got for my girls so when we travel they can hook them up to their iPads and stuff and I can blissfully enjoy my ride. So go to buyraycon.com tom why today, 20% off site wide. You got plenty of time to get one of these as a gift for that special day, Valentine's Day. 20% off sitewide from the Raycon folks. Go to buyraycon.com Tom that's byraycon.com Tom when we come back, another song from Mr. Godwin with his brand new guitar. It's very exciting. He's getting ready for his big show in Provo, Utah this Saturday, the Dry bar comedy special. If you're anywhere near there, go support him. If, or fly in, fly into Salt Lake, maybe ski on Friday, number of Grayski, go to Alta, go to Dear Valley and then go see Pat if you're not too tired or just go skiing and tell me about it. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And we sure are happy you're joining us this morning, Tom. It's been a lot of fun, hasn't it? And a lot more fun coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, that was on me.

[Tom Griswold]

He was, I'm just leaning over here. I've been reading about these baseball cards that I know was boring you to death.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's not that. It's the lack of information.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, it's just confusing. I did, I was not aware of these so called cuts.

[Ace Cosby]

Could have waited till tomorrow. You could have researched it this afternoon.

[Christy Lee]

That's the whole thing on your own.

[Tom Griswold]

Now this is really exciting. We've learned that they take famous signatures like Marilyn Monroe and then they, they electronically duplicate them and they, they cut them into the car cards and these, these baseball packets.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

They cut them off the actual document.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And then put them on the card.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They're not, they're the real, they're the actual signature.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's, it's facsimile though.

[Christy Lee]

It isn't.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, that's what I've been trying.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right. That's why they're worth so much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The emails that have been sent and.

[Tom Griswold]

Say no, they took the Constitution.

[Christy Lee]

No, of course not. Yeah, but they took something else. That John Hancock.

[Ace Cosby]

They're not fake.

[Tom Griswold]

I shouldn't have done it. Well, I did. Then what'd you do? I got the David Bowie card. I put it in the spokes of my bicycle.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. No, it's a real signature.

[Tom Griswold]

You know the sound it made.

[Christy Lee]

Song I like that I enjoyed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm still confused that I'm gonna have to do my homework on this. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk. We call it the Silac Insurance news desk. But I want to get a song out of pad.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this new guitar. Did you get your guitar off? Fixed up and plugged in.

[Christy Lee]

Did you say stupid guitar? I. I heard get your stupid guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it sounds. So this is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is his new guitar. And it sounds good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you. This is a song called Guess My Name.

[Christy Lee]

That threw me at first.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know what you guys were doing. I get it. Ah, please allow me to introduce myself. I'm the guy who says your content's pretty lame. You can post all you want and I'll have a mean reply. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name. You may know my work. I start with hey, douchebag, your guitar is out of tune and the songs you sing are gay. That shirt you're wearing doesn't come in men's sizes. Don't quit your day job. Learn how how to play. I'm the Internet comments guy guaranteed to make you cry. You can block me all you want, but my words will never die. I can barely read, but I'm a critic. Yes, indeed, I'm the Internet comments guy. Oh, if you post a pic on Facebook or Instagram a selfie, I'll say your pouty lips were made for glory holes. But a YouTube clip and I'll crap all over it. I'm a faceless punk, a witless jerk and a gutless troll. I'm the Internet comments guy. Why do you even try? You can report me all you want. The abuse will multiply. I say you're a schmuck and your video sucks. I'm the Internet comments. I'll be up in a minute, mom. On the Internet comments go.

[Tom Griswold]

That's me.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll get you in trouble based on true story.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It all is based on the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great guitar sound. Besides. Besides a great song.

[Ace Cosby]

Pat, you're not singing that on dry bar.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm not doing any of this.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your cleanest song?

[Josh Arnold]

I Don't know. Probably steal my identity hotel pool. I'm gonna be doing okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your non cleanest song?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the one about the Pope.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think it might be pubes. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Beaver, certainly.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh good. Beaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Seems to be a theme that's about maybe a medley.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, absolutely. Pubes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Number one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I love that dude. Now it's a time now to go back over there to Christy Lee at the Silac.

[Ace Cosby]

Ah, we still have more animals in the news. Firefighters in Pennsylvania helped rescue a donkey donkey that fell into a semi frozen pond. According to CBS News, owner Angela Holman called 911 after one of her donkeys named Jill fell through the ice of their backyard pond.

[Christy Lee]

Now they have to wait for it to he thaw.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

He fall.

[Ace Cosby]

Cranberry Township volunteer fire company Lt. Corey McLaughlin told the News organization that a water rescue team hooked Jill up to a rope system allowing them to haul the 600 pound animal out of the water. Daughter Cruz wrapped her in blankets, brought her inside. While Yvette treated her. David and Angela Holman treated their two donkeys, Jill and Lanny, like their children.

[Tom Griswold]

Jill and who? That's like Lanny, not Jack?

[Ace Cosby]

No. Maybe they don't have a boy. Lanny's a girl's name.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she don't want a jack ass.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Believe me, I know. I work with zer. Did they have a crane?

[Ace Cosby]

They just said the rope system a robot.

[Tom Griswold]

Still a 600 pound donkey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh. Winches, pulleys. Yeah, that'll do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Tie it around its neck. Get it out of there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, here's a heck. What a good looking donkey.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I'm glad we donkeys are kind of cool looking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Looks like a nice little critter.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you eat donkey?

[Christy Lee]

I've eaten ass before.

[Ace Cosby]

You can eat anything.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very popular.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually saw that, that guy, that, that vanity plate. I. Yeah, Josh, timeout. It had the. Well, it was a reference to. I really can't say. I'm not. I actually saw it. I couldn't believe the. The guy got it. It was so disgusting. And one of the words was eat. The other was a very short word for donkey. So your question is a valid one. I, I mean you can eat virtually anything. I don't know if anything.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I don't think people eat.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope they don't.

[Jess Hooker]

You can milk it. Can you milk it or Donkey's just boys. You got a girl donkey.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what the difference is.

[Ace Cosby]

Just boys. We wouldn't have any dogs come from.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if I know mules and all that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

I know burrows are very popular.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Even Taco Bell has the.

[Tom Griswold]

A burrow burrito. Oh, that's a very small bird burrow. Right, Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I. You don't like the frozen burritos, though. You have to wait for them too.

[Ace Cosby]

This is just silliness. It is, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Donkeys are so cool. Kind of cool looking.

[Ace Cosby]

Donkeys are awesome.

[Jeff Oskay]

I had on my honeymoon, we went to Zuatanejo down in Mexico. And my wife at the time wanted to take a horse ride on the beach.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry, real quick. Isn't that the place where they meet up in Shawshank?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's where we went on.

[Christy Lee]

I've never met anybody that's actually been to.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's gorgeous. It's absolutely stunning. And so they bring out her horse as this white stallion and it's gorgeous. And they set her on it and then they bring me out a donkey and I go, dude, that's my. That's not a horse. He goes, it's a Mexican horse, senor. And her horse pushed my donkey out into the water. The whole time it was like her horse knew my. Mine wasn't a real horse. I kept trying to drown it the entire walk on the thing. No, it's a Mexican horse, senor. I'm like, that is a donkey. The ears are up there. Has two foot ears on this thing. They tried to embarrass me.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope there's pictures somewhere.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, there is. Okay, I'll get them out.

[Tom Griswold]

You still have them?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, I have one he didn't find.

[Ace Cosby]

Nah, you don't have all. You don't have pictures from your past life?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes handfuls of them here and there.

[Ace Cosby]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of them are missing.

[Christy Lee]

Well, isn't it fun when.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a. Isn't there a service where you can send them and they'll pixelate out all the people you don't want in them anymore?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't you now? Okay, I'm just. Because I'm moving and I'm going through all these pictures right now. Don't you kind of like going, oh, there's my high school boyfriend. Or I mean, there's an entire.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tom's high school boyfriend has been dead for years.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he doesn't like the Tom talking about that.

[Ace Cosby]

All right, smartass.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's an entire chunk of my life that's missing.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

What do you mean missing?

[Tom Griswold]

It got thrown away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Long story.

[Jess Hooker]

I like it. My mom and dad are going through all their stuff and giving it to me. And because they're like, hey, we're going to die soon. You want this?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So they're doing it now while they're alive, so we don't have to do it when they die. I think it's really nice thing do.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love how they're doing on the new family photos with like, they'll have. We're gonna have your boyfriends or girlfriends stand on the end so that they can just cut them out easily when they get a new one.

[Jess Hooker]

Or they.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's brilliant.

[Jess Hooker]

They ask them to take the picture. Are you ever been in that situation?

[Ace Cosby]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

And it's totally fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember that? That's actually referenced in the original movie the Godfather.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember where she calls her. She calls the. What is it? The, the date to come over for the photo. Oh, yeah, but that, that's a standard classic. You've got it. As a photographer, you've got to go, okay, blood relations only.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Or whatever. It's. It. Can you go?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's totally fine. All right, let's get everybody. And then you go, okay, now let's just get.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was doing that once at an event years ago, and after it was over, someone came up to me and said, that is amazing. I went, what? Do you realize that then they went through the. The thing. She doesn't speak to him, he doesn't speak to her. They don't speak to each other. And you got them all in the same photo. Oh, how nice.

[Ace Cosby]

Can't we all just get along?

[Tom Griswold]

No, we can't.

[Ace Cosby]

Russia has reportedly sent 100 so called elite goats to North Korea. Russian federal custom announced that the elite breed of dairy goats had been cleared by customs officers at Kashan, a town that serves as a common point of entry for Russian goods into North Korea. Politico previously reported that 447 goats, a majority of which were pregnant, were sent to North Korea, likely to help relieve North Korea's food shortage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, not if the North Korean government's involved. No one's getting those goats.

[Tom Griswold]

Now wait a second. So the goats are from Russia? And am I correct in saying isn't North Korea sending a lot of soldiers. Soldiers to their deaths?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, right now correct in saying that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not much of a trade, huh?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll take a thousand human beings for 400 goats and you got to get you guys get to go right to the front. But at least you get some good sandwiches before you get slaughtered.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh my God, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd we even do that?

[Ace Cosby]

Why did we do that? He made me.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's kind of comical. This makes the international newswire that they're giving them goats.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh. Scientists have named a newly identified super giant sea bug after the Star wars villain Darth Vader.

[Christy Lee]

A super giant sea bug?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Native to Vietnam, the Bothanomus vadari was given its name after researchers noticed its head resembled Darth Vader's helmet.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, these things are really gross.

[Josh Arnold]

Gross looking.

[Ace Cosby]

According to cnn, super giant sea bugs, Josh, are members of the isopod family also naturally.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Which are characterized by their rigid exoskeleton and seven pairs of legs. Scientists recently confirmed the Bee Vidari is its own species.

[Christy Lee]

Good beaver dairy gone bad.

[Ace Cosby]

The deep sea creatures were officially described in a study published in the journal Zookees. Oh, by the way, they're believed to have slow reproductive abilities. And scientists have raised concerns about its integration into global seafood markets, noting people may eat them out of existence. So they eat these superbugs?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Vietnam, I'm sure.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, you just eat some drawn butter.

[Tom Griswold]

They look like gigantic trilobites. They're so gross looking. You know. What about slow reproduction, Josh? Ever since you want on the meds.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding. Those SSRIs really bear with me on a.

[Tom Griswold]

The 9:15 will be coming in about 10:30. Yeah, I might want to watch another episode.

[Ace Cosby]

Speaking of food, a new case study reveals a man's carnivore diet caused cholesterol deposits to grow out of his skin.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw this. This is so disgusting.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks so painful.

[Ace Cosby]

Doctors involved in the man's described how his dietary habits included a high intake of fats consisting of six to nine pounds of cheese, sticks of butter and additional fat incorporated into his daily hamburgers.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Said to be in his 40s, the man had been on the so called carnivore diet for months.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that sounds way too.

[Ace Cosby]

Causing the amount of cholesterol in his blood to skyrocket almost four times higher than its usual levels.

[Christy Lee]

And now it's shooting out of his pores.

[Ace Cosby]

As a result, he developed developed a skin condition known as Exensomia, wherein yellow deposits of cholesterol oozed out of the creases of his skin on his hands.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks like he's one of the simpsons now he's got that color.

[Christy Lee]

That is awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Has he Gone to the occasional salad.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

That's all the information I have.

[Tom Griswold]

God, his blood is like molasses.

[Ace Cosby]

But isn't that like an Atkins diet? I mean, that's a popular diet, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Six pounds of cheese and butter.

[Christy Lee]

Sticks of butter.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. There I. People do have sides of butter. Like when you see their fin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this isn't for everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Six pounds of cheese a day. I understand he's looking forward to March for his first crap of the year. God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Man, how is that possible? That's so much cheese.

[Christy Lee]

That's so much cholesterol.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, he hasn't gone to the bathroom in six years.

[Tom Griswold]

A balanced diet, folks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Check it out. Okay, well, thank you very much. Now, I want to remind you that. Let's see, Monday, Tuesday, we're. We have how many days till 11? Valentine's Day. Oh, you got to do this today. I'm talking about checking out Steven Singer jewelers by going to I hate Stephen Singer dot com. I got a bunch of letters already from people who have purchased that rose for their sweetie. I'm talking about the. The latest. This is a rose dipped in gold. And then the particular one this year is kind of a. They're calling it peacock teal in color, A blend of ombre petals that lovingly fade from turquoise to seafoam blue. That's how they write it. I can't. That's kind of flowery for me. But that's what we were talking about. We're talking about flowers. Ergo, the flowery language. What perfect place other than that. Now, here's the deal. You go to ihaystevensinger.com these are actual roses dipped in gold, and they come in a beautiful box. Currently, let's see, 79 bucks for one of these. And of course, shipping is free. Now, while you're there at I hate stevensinger.com, don't forget earrings. You cannot go wrong with bracelets. I'm a big fan of the bracelet, Christy. What's the one that you just got?

[Ace Cosby]

At last.

[Tom Griswold]

The at last bracelet. This is a gorgeous little bracelet, and it's got diamonds, etc. Etc. So check out all this stuff. There's a ton of different things ati hate stephensinger.com. earrings, necklaces, bracelets, etc. Etc. And these are going to go well as. As I said before, the term panty dropper.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Not written in the text. Okay. Okay. There you go. I'm just saying these are lovely gifts. And they even have stuff. Even have stuff for the kids. Little, little tributes. To animals and stuff on necklaces, really nice stuff. And of course, shipping is always free from Steven singer. I hate stevensinger.com when Stephen was here, he was telling us about the fact that a lot of guys, primarily guys, wait till the very last minute. He'll have extra people on his cruise to help you out. But right now, if you do it today, it's a Monday. They're looking for something to do. They'd love to ship that gift to you right now. Once again, I hate stevensinger.com review all of the things on the website. You're going to find something that's perfect for that sweetheart in your life. Coming up, we have, of course, the Ace Cosby joke of the day and a little bit of a lesson for you. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

This afternoon, live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Pat, Jess Hooker, Jeff. Oscar.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace.

[Christy Lee]

Who we need to hear from? Oh, yeah, teacher, you forgot to give us homework. I'm Josh Arnold. There's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. It is time to hear from Ace Cosby. Ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado.

[Jess Hooker]

The deep voice Ace Cosby. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff Oskay]

Y.

[Christy Lee]

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

[Jeff Oskay]

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Michelle.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, Michelle. I like it. I do, too.

[Ace Cosby]

Watching my sleep number sleep better together. Say 50% on a new sleep number. Limited edition smart pad, limited time only, exclusively at a sleep number store.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

The old joke about the pirate with the steering wheel on his belt buckle, the punchline being something along the lines of it's driving me nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that very much. That is a very fine job.

[Christy Lee]

Or what the pirates said on his 80th birthday.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

His 80th birthday. Yeah, I maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I maybe should have saved that one. That's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, do you know what a pirate's favorite kind of rating for a movie is?

[Ace Cosby]

No, what?

[Christy Lee]

PG 13. I may have that wrong.

[Ace Cosby]

I thought you were gonna say, do you know what a pirate's favorite fast food is?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I know what it is.

[Ace Cosby]

Arby's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, you.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you digging out some out of trash?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm busy over here. We Got a show to do. I'm sorry. How about the official music for today in history, ladies and gentlemen?

[Ace Cosby]

Jeff doesn't know how to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, there it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

On it very much.

[Christy Lee]

It's so sad when nobody talks. It's just that sad.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here we go, see. What is today? February 3rd.

[Ace Cosby]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a good one for you, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Involves a literary.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a well read man.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 1863, this man used a pen name for the first time in a Virginia City newspaper. Newspaper. He used the pen name Mark Twain.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes. That would be Samuel Clemens now.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know where he got that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's some sort of form of measurement for like a river.

[Tom Griswold]

Like depth.

[Christy Lee]

Depth.

[Tom Griswold]

Mark Twain. Yes, yes. Originally he was gonna go with Dinky Doodle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really? He opted not to.

[Tom Griswold]

That didn't sound.

[Ace Cosby]

It wasn't very distinguished.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 1882, Christy Lee.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who bought the elephant? Jumbo.

[Christy Lee]

What year?

[Tom Griswold]

1882.

[Ace Cosby]

Et Barnum.

[Tom Griswold]

Correct. Famous jumbo. Gigantic elephant.

[Ace Cosby]

I was like the first time people had ever really seen an elephant before. They must have been real life.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Can you imagine?

[Ace Cosby]

Can you imagine? No, I mean, we take it all for granted now, but back then. Then.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah. Absolutely amazing. And. And this is a sad day. The day the music died. Oh, so sad. 1959. Pat, do you remember who was on the plane?

[Josh Arnold]

Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper and the. The guy from Mexico, Richie Valance.

[Tom Griswold]

Richie Valance, yes.

[Christy Lee]

If only the big bobber hadn't lied about his weight.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I'm a 119. Oh, geez, Bopper. Way to go.

[Josh Arnold]

No, this is a padded suit.

[Tom Griswold]

When the plane hit, it went la boom.

[Christy Lee]

These are. These are just tasteless.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be the day for me. The day the music died was when Marty Allen left us. Of course. Marty. Ellen Famous for.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hello, dear. Marty, how are you? How are you?

[Jeff Oskay]

Just has it on the ready, isn't it so good?

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. I did not know this. This. In 1962, on this date, John F. Kennedy banned all trade with Cuba. Kind of interesting, but I guess that ticked off Lee Oswald.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, there was the whole. Yeah. Cuba connection.

[Tom Griswold]

He was part of the Fair Play for Cuba committee passing out the leaflets. I don't know know if. Because Kennedy was a cigar smoker.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if he made sure that he had enough Havanas before he put the post of the band. Here's One for you, Pat. On this date in 1967. Boy, this is easy. Sergeant Pepper, I'm trying to. I'm trying to build your confidence for your. For your dry bar. Show this one.

[Josh Arnold]

I need it.

[Tom Griswold]

This artist recorded the song Purple Haze.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Jimmy, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Jimmy. Jimmy Schmidt.

[Ace Cosby]

Jimmy Schmidt.

[Josh Arnold]

Crack corn.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 2002, the New England Patriots won their first super bowl against.

[Ace Cosby]

What year?

[Tom Griswold]

2002.

[Ace Cosby]

Patriots won against. Boy, Chick would know this.

[Tom Griswold]

This team is no longer the St. Louis Rams. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, very good, John.

[Christy Lee]

I remember. Remember it? My roommate threw our chair.

[Tom Griswold]

And he knocked over your baked potato.

[Christy Lee]

Almost baked potatoes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, of course. And the toppings.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1480. Ferdinand Magellan.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I thought you're gonna say Marcos.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you often say to people, hey, thanks for the directions. Magellan.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's getting more famous. Born in this date in 1874, Gertrude Stein.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, yes. Invented.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

The German beer glass. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And her famous brother.

[Christy Lee]

Brother Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

Frank, more well known, I believe, played by Kathy Bates in a recent movie. That was pretty good. And this is. This is a terrific name. Born in 1904, Charles Floyd. Anybody remember Charles Floyd? His nickname?

[Christy Lee]

I do. Pretty Boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, Pretty Boy Floyd.

[Christy Lee]

It was ironic, wasn't it? He was not a handsome.

[Ace Cosby]

Was he a boxer?

[Christy Lee]

A mobster?

[Tom Griswold]

A gangster?

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Gangster. Yeah, Pretty. Pretty Boy Floyd.

[Ace Cosby]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Not fugly. Chuck.

[Christy Lee]

He came a little later.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was pretty. Here's a good one. No one's gonna get this. Born in 1914, George Nissen. N I S S E N Anybody?

[Christy Lee]

Why do I know that name? I'm serious.

[Ace Cosby]

Gymnastics equipment.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're close.

[Ace Cosby]

Mats.

[Tom Griswold]

The trampoline.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Missing equipment, was he?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure did.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, oh, boy. He never could just. If he could only. He could never find himself on solid ground. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

He was always bouncing checks. Yeah, man, it was real horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

And lastly, born in this state in 1920, the great Dr. Henry Heimlich, known for his maneuver. And of course, the Heimlich maneuver, also handy in the bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, that's the hind lick maneuver.

[Josh Arnold]

Also very popular.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really be in the receiving end of that or would you like to dish that out? Okay, thanks. You're welcome. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

It was iconic.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, the entrepreneur. What are we manifesting in 2025? And the mom, Sosa is a dream baby. Your kids are older. It's Bravo children. The celebrity children of celebrity. Bravo Love. Give them Lala. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.