The BOB & TOM Show - February 3, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – Feb 3, 2026

Podcast Summary with Timestamps

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Main Theme & Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is classic morning radio mayhem—a blend of rapid-fire comedy, irreverent talk, audience letters, sports news, nostalgia, and lively group riffing, plus topical stories about Valentine’s Day, Super Bowl hype, weird animal tales, bodily oddities, and eccentric listener questions. The crew, featuring Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Bob Kevoian, Christy Lee, and others, move quickly from satire to sincere chatter, peppered with musical numbers and guest appearances (including Kostaki Economopoulos and Bob Zany). The original tone is playful, snarky, and self-aware throughout.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Parody Ads and “Invisible Leash” Bit

• [00:45–03:53]
• The show kicks off with a satirical "Invisible Leash" bit about using a shock collar-style device to keep wandering grandparents in the yard. Delivered in the form of a tongue-in-cheek radio ad, with supporting musical riffs and sitcom-style family dialogue.
  • Notable gag: “The invisible leash is an attractive addition to any elderly loved one's wardrobe... not just a handsome accessory. It's an electronically activated shock device... basically harmless 125 volt zap to grandma or grandpa whenever they try to go out of the yard.” —Bob Kevoian, [01:58]

2. Crew Banter: Gadgets, Scissors, and Introductions

• [04:02–06:00]
• Playful ribbing over Cutco scissors, studio gadgetry, Tom’s obsession with high-end gear, and an enema joke. Set up friendly morning shenanigans, introductions, and subtle running bits.

3. Sports Talk: Super Bowl, Earthquakes, and Olympics

• [06:00–08:43]
• Chick delivers sports updates: quiet pre-Super Bowl week, minor earthquake news, and confusion over Olympics timing.
  • Notable quote: “Can anyone watch the Super Bowl pregame?” —Tom Griswold, [07:40]
• Subplot: reminiscing about earthquake experiences, family stories, and “too much of everything” in modern sports broadcasting.

4. Animal Antics Segment: Wild Turkeys and Urban Wildlife

• [19:53–21:53]
• Reading letters from listeners about turkeys attacking homes in Minnesota/Wisconsin, naming conventions for animal groups (“rafter of turkeys,” “muster of peacocks”), and city wildlife oddities.

5. Comedy on Aging, Style, and Monk Culture

• [13:09–14:27] and throughout
• Extended riffs about religious monks’ haircuts, speculation on a bearded Pope, presidential facial hair history, and the blending of solemnity with the show’s signature irreverence.
  • “Can you imagine? The Pope comes out with a big high collar and weird sunglasses, that’d be great.” —Tom Griswold, [14:17]

6. Valentine's Day Push: Steven Singer/Jewelry Promo

• [14:40–16:46] and occasional callbacks
• Info on gold-dipped roses, suggestions for romantic gifts, and humorous segue into car-part mishaps (foreshadowing raunchy news stories).

7. Listener Letters, Letters, Letters

• Scattered throughout
• Show thrives on emails about oddball experiences—combative turkeys, walk-up bars, drive-thru liquor, class reunions, and poetic rants about Tom’s alleged dislikes.

8. Bizarre News: Shark Tracking, Beer Cocktails, and AI

• [27:20–29:37]
• Chatting about spotted cow “beermosas” (Wisconsin beer + OJ), memories of drive-thru beer sales, plus anxieties about AI-generated videos.
  • Memorable moment: “Used to be, back in the old days, you’d drive with a case of beer up in Ohio… the guys come out, what do you need? A six of something? They hand it to you through the window…” —Bob Kevoian, [29:37]

9. Animal Updates: Groundhogs, Marmots, and Sharks

• [36:45–39:30]
• Groundhog Day recap, dispute over the handling of the “groundhog steward,” and a tribute song to a 1000 lb great white shark.
  • Song lyrics highlight: "Oh Susanna, a great white just bit me / I used to have a banjo where my knee used to be…" —Pat Godwin, [46:11]

10. Facial Hair, Nostalgia, and Childhood Photos

• [39:40–42:45]
• Digressions on family oil paintings, haunted childhood portraits, professional photography, and the lost art of “half ear” sideburns.

11. Health Oddities and Bodily Humor

• [52:15–54:44]
• News on “scrotox” (Botox for scrotums) and “Bocox” (Botox for penises), delivered with typical BOB & TOM glee and skepticism.
  • “But there’s another use for Botox and it’s called Bocox... we’re gonna find out. I’m not kidding.” —Tom Griswold, [52:47]

12. Listener Questions: Male Dribble Mysteries

• [96:42–98:29]
• Jeff Oskay raises a relatable question about post-urinal “drip,” segueing to slapstick advice and jokes about aging.
  • “You gotta really get that thing. And, but just in the past month, there's just one, like a minute later…” —Jeff Oskay, [97:27]

13. Strange News: Car Parts, Intrusions, and Medical Mishaps

• [98:54–103:15]
  • Car part stuck on a man’s penis in Jamaica (“Lefty loosey, righty tighty”), connected to earlier “Invisible Leash” themes on tech gone awry.
  • Multiple stories on bodily modification, grotesque medical issues, and their societal implications.

14. Guest Segments

a) Kostaki Economopoulos – NFL Deep Dive

• [82:29–94:10]
• NFL picks, Hall of Fame controversy, Super Bowl insight, and snark about billionaire owners.
  • “Frank Reich, not among new head coaches hired... You know everyone wants a third Reich.” —Kostaki Economopoulos, [86:22]

b) Bob Zany – Comedy, Deadpans, and TV Roles

• [125:39–136:02]
• Stand-up plugs, career anecdotes, and banter with the crew.
  • “I have gained and lost more pounds than the London Stock Exchange.” —Bob Zany, [126:19]

15. History Lesson & Pop Quiz

• [116:32–124:57]
• On-air quiz on “Pretty Boy Floyd,” trivia about Ferdinand Magellan, Gertrude Stein (“cross-dressers, drag queens”), and P.T. Barnum’s elephant. Gags on pencils vs. pens, birthdays, and World Records.

16. Disgusting/Funny: Toenail Addiction & Parental Oversharing

• [141:42–146:33]
• Woman eats her own toenails after workouts ("enjoys them the most after a sweaty workout"), grossing out the crew.
• Epic tale of a dental hygienist removing a toenail embedded in a patient’s gum—linked to mother’s strange habits.
  • “You’d be laying on the floor watching a nice TV program, turn around, had her foot in her mouth. The hell are you doing?” —Bob Kevoian, [146:26]

17. Pop Culture & Maury Povich Babies

• [146:55–151:23]
• Grown “Maury baby” reflects on her reality TV origin. Discussion of public embarrassment, paternity tests, and Maury Povich’s cultural legacy.
  • Song: “I was a Maury baby / The show didn’t pay much, a couple hundred bucks and a free paternity test…” —Pat Godwin, [149:05]

18. Animal Outlaws: Iguanas & Kangaroos

• [154:53–161:25]
• Iguanas falling from Florida trees lead to jokes about recipes. Riff: “Stir fry.” Kangaroo stories prompt debate over whether a “joey pouch stinks.”
  • “Don’t you get the sense that joey pouch stinks?” —Bob Kevoian, [161:15]

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Most Memorable Quotes

• “Can you imagine? The Pope comes out with a big high collar and weird sunglasses, that’d be great.” —Tom Griswold, [14:17]
• “Can you bring in a pair of the Cutcos for me? No, I... the Cutcos are too good for the studio.” —Bob Kevoian & Tom Griswold, [04:44]
• “Wouldn't it be easier to make a list of things Tom likes?... Yes, it's a much shorter list.” —Bob Kevoian, [25:05]
• “If the ladder falls, the fourth rung hits him, and he can't wipe his ass—is this still a cool record we’re doing?” —Willie Griswold, [77:32]
• “My mother used to chew her [toenails]... Oh, God. That, that is a visual.” —Bob Kevoian, [146:13]
• “But there’s another use for Botox called Bocox. We're gonna find out. I'm not kidding.” —Tom Griswold, [52:47]
• “You put your phone up your ear and act like you’re on the phone. Son of a… if it didn’t work. It was the best advice I’ve ever gotten.” —Bob Kevoian, [61:43]
• “I hear she cooks them in little rolls. Totinos.” —Tom Griswold, on toenail addiction [142:17]

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Selected Timestamps for Key Segments

• Invisible Leash Bit: [00:45–03:53]
• Earthquake/Sports Banter: [06:00–08:43]
• Weird Wildlife – Turkeys: [19:53–21:53]
• Shark Song: [46:11]
• Beer Cocktails (Beermosa): [27:20–29:37]
• Male Dribble/Health Q&A: [96:42–98:29]
• Car Part Mishap (Jamaica): [98:54–103:15]
• Maury Baby Segment: [146:55–151:23]
• Iguana Recipes: [154:53–end]

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For New Listeners

This episode is a signature snapshot of BOB & TOM: loving cruelty, weird news, listener interactivity, classic bits, and running bits on bodily functions, masculinity/femininity, generational quirks, and the non-stop search for a punchline. It’s like sitting in on a family argument, except everyone’s trying to get the last joke in before the next weird headline arrives.

Note: This summary omits all advertisements, intros/outros, and non-content promos. Only show discussion and recurring comedy bits are covered.

Transcript

[Hallmark Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show. Does this scene sound familiar? At your house? Hey, honey, can I have some more oj, please? Sure, dear.

[Christy Lee]

Say, have you seen your father this morning?

[Pat Godwin]

I think he's still in bed, isn't he?

[Christy Lee]

No, I was just up there. He's gone.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, not again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, get out of the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yo, kook, where's my cereal bowl? I want scrambled eggs this morning. I remember when all this was just farmland because. Get out, hippies with the old gray mare just.

[Bob Zany]

Dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Dad. Dad, Come here. Dad.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, get back in the yard. Dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought I told you you were grounded.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not watching Ed Sullivan tonight, mister. Wait, where's my World's Fair spoon? I remember when commies.

[Christy Lee]

Is Grandpa running round here and there. Izzy out in the yard in just his underwear.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'.

[Christy Lee]

Wander away.

[Tom Griswold]

It's invisible. This thing will make him stay.

[Christy Lee]

It's the invisible leash.

[Bob Kevoian]

There comes a time in all our lives when we have to take care of the loved ones that took care of us. If you can't afford the cost of an expensive nursing home and you have no other relatives to send them to, you need the invisible leash. The invisible leash is an attractive addition to any elderly loved one's wardrobe. It can be worn as a necklace, a lovely bracelet, or as an ankle restraint. But it's not just a handsome accessory. It's an electronically activated shock device which issues an attention getting and yet basically harmless 125 volt zap to grandma or Grandpa whenever they try to go out of the yard. Let's see how the invisible leash could change this situation. Hey, honey, have you seen Dad?

[Christy Lee]

I think he's out in the yard.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'll be back.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, Private, let's go show those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kraut who's the boss. Come on, boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow me. Dad, where are the keys to my Packard? Kids, we're going to Coney Island. Pilot room. Back to bed. That's more like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good night, dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Who the hell are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you waiting for? Stop chasing your parents all over the neighborhood. Get the invisible leash today. Available at minor pharmacies and pet stores everywhere. Not recommended for seniors with pacemakers. Warning. Invisible leash may be affected by certain remote controls and garage door openings. Consult your owner's manual. Dewy or rain soaked lawns may cause sudden death.

[Christy Lee]

Is Grandpa streaking down the boulevard and did Grandma in the neighbor's yard? You don't have to call a cop.

[Tom Griswold]

It's invisible.

[Christy Lee]

Just one zap and they'll stop.

[Tom Griswold]

It's invis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. B O B A N D T O M A.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it. I got it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got it?

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

The girls are singing.

[Bob Kevoian]

The girls are what?

[Tom Griswold]

Singing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Got new headphones on.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you said pinking. No, no, I'm working on a new head. Got a new headphone.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Hello, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any pinking shears?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what they are?

[Christy Lee]

Of course I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I now have three pair of Cutco scissors, though, because I keep losing a pair and then I order them and by gosh, the same day that they're delivered, I find the pair I lost. Isn't that crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

You have Cutco money?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I got Cutco money.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting paid too much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, let's not to have that conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we. Can you bring in one of those. Can you bring in a pair of the cutcos for me?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. You know what? I will gift you a pair of.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the Cutcos at home. But see, look at these. These are. These are regular office scissors.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't. I can't have a pair of cutcos here in the studio. The Cutcos are too good for the studio.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Willie Griswold. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm good, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's good to see you, Josh Arnold. Under the weather and get well quick, you big idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Buddy, I offered to now bring a friend of mine over to give him an enema and he said no.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got an enema, guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it's a lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, even better, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

She's just raised it to 650, but you know it's worth it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, there are gentlemen. Hey, pay for enemies. That's what floats their boat there.

[Tom Griswold]

There are also. What's the one with the high colonic where the. As. The. As it comes out? They do like a tea leaf reading.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine paying for that?

[Bob Kevoian]

They take a look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. In your future, less corn. I'm sorry. Have you finished your introductions?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee at Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of sporting news today?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's kind of a dead day. They had the. What is it? Opening night at the San Jose Civic center last night for the super bowl, and the guys sit around and answer questions. By all accounts, pretty quiet. But we had a. Had an earthquake yesterday out there. So like 4.3, I think, or something like that. So we'll talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And also, everything's fine. Or it might be a pre. What do they call pre shock before something big happens?

[Christy Lee]

Aftershock. Pre shock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, after we know. I don't know. It seems to me like that would be. You know, I'm. I don't. I've been in one earthquake, but I was in my car and I missed it. But I've been in one one here.

[Christy Lee]

Northridge. I was in Vegas and I felt it. It was crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I was sitting with our. One of our former bosses and he had a glass of wine. We were just talking and all of a sudden the glass of wine just started moving across the table. And we didn't know what it was. And then later on, we thought it was an earthquake.

[Christy Lee]

We had one here one morning. Do you remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've been in three because I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the one where Charlie fell out of bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I was in my room and then my TV shook and then my dad. You guys could imagine him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

He's always cool, calm, collected. Did you feel that?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you feel that? Yeah, Charlie fell out of bed. I remember that.

[Christy Lee]

I was sitting in there. I remember it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've always said this about your dad. He's incapable of coming into a room and going, hey, how's everybody going?

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good to see you. He has to come in with something.

[Willie Griswold]

My goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, hey, have you heard all the semi trucks are going down the road upside down.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Solid.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

We have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I think Willie or somebody mentioned this yesterday. With the Olympics starting, how did it land on the same day as the Super Bowl? That seems like a really odd. Although. Can anyone watch the super bowl pregame?

[Bob Kevoian]

The Olympics? Well, the Olympics will be going on when the super bowl is being played.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a six hour time difference. I would think they would be done by the time the super bowl starts.

[Bob Kevoian]

When the super bowl kicks off, the Olympics pretty much will be. Because it's six hours ahead. It'll be 12:30. And I mean the midnight.

[Tom Griswold]

The super bowl does a 12 hour pregame.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but nobody watches that anymore. I don't know why they do those shows.

[Willie Griswold]

I really like a half hour of it by accident, Just kind of randomly. I'll turn it on before you're getting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ready, before you go to the store, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Are they doing the. The Olympics? Are they feeding the stuff live at two in the morning or are they. Isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. No, it's. They'll be. Everything will be on Peacock.

[Christy Lee]

Like the triple cast that they had that one year.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have that bit still?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we have something. You know how certain things are completely dated.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Like the classic Mr. Obvious bit where it involves the old. The old tapes that were the head cleaner. What a classic. But those days are gone. But yeah, there was the famous Olympics triple cast. It was a very big deal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The Olympics were on three different stations.

[Christy Lee]

And you had to pay for it.

[Tom Griswold]

And we did the Willie. We did the radio version where it was the triple cast and it was three. Three broadcasts going on simultaneously at the same time in your head.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was rather confused, as you can imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

It was really stupid. But underscoring the way that we're getting too much of everything these days. Well, now we'll have some sporting news coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you say so.

[Tom Griswold]

We have more kangaroo news. I don't know what's going on between kangaroos and bears in the last year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kangaroo stories make me jumpy.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of deer today. Have you seen any deer? I saw a lot of deer last.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two days, you know, the morning after the 12 inches of snow, like on Monday, I'm driving in and I thought it was a purse. I come to the intersection and I turn right. Every morning in my life and there's. I. I think there are two guys standing down by the stop sign, just.

[Christy Lee]

Looking around, waiting on a bus.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I get closer and closer and they're still looking around. And then I have to stop and they're still standing there. Go. Well, you'll know about it. We're looking at this stop sign. It's too dear.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they wait for the light to go green?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what they did. And I started laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

It fell as the deer crossing signs back there.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I didn't want to honk my horn because it was, you know, Right. Two in the morning. That's when I get here. Christie. But I'M quiet about it. You know that. And so the damn things finally moved. Yeah, I scared the hell out of me. I thought it was two guys case in the neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we have your letters. Of course. You can reach us Bob [e-mail]. we would love to hear from you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Letters brought to you by sleep number bet today.

[Tom Griswold]

And that first letter actually was a request. Is a request that we. That we heard invisible leash.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Which poor grandma.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, is based on the famous invisible fence dog system that many of us have with the electric dog collars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever gone put the dogs in the. In the. In the way back and pulled out of your house and drove away with their invisible leash collars on even dumber.

[Christy Lee]

I did that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

20 times.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet I have carried one of those things. It's. Well, how do I describe it? It's. It's two prongs that touch the dog's neck. I actually carried one up my driveway, forgetting that I was carrying it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, zapped you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And gotten the zap. Oh, it's just. Just enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't kill you, but it reminds you. Yeah. And as you say. Yeah. You forget that the dogs have money back out and. And you hear they get back in the back of the car.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell's wrong with you? Too?

[Tom Griswold]

Not good. Yesterday you guys did a request from Kyle. Goodpasture.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Kyle was kind enough to write and explain that he is not Amish.

[Christy Lee]

No. But he's a farmer.

[Tom Griswold]

He is a farmer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Love our farmer. He had no choice because now this is. This is my kind of logic. Well, my name's Kyle too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna have a Kyle club.

[Tom Griswold]

And today's my birthday. I turned 36. Please play Invisible leash.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've started a dangerous precedent. Kyle's. And saying it's their birthday, Kyle says.

[Tom Griswold]

Much love from Boise, Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beautiful country.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Thank you very much, Kyle. We. We're happy to honor your request. A little bit of invisible leash. Now, we have monks in the news today in a very unusual way.

[Willie Griswold]

What are those guys up to? Robes, being bald, walking around.

[Christy Lee]

They've been walking through the snow and everything on that peace walk. Have you seen that?

[Willie Griswold]

I have not.

[Christy Lee]

They did put shoes on, I noticed, for the. For the cold and the snow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And so at the monkey. Is there like a guy who cuts hair every day or is there like a day they set aside?

[Willie Griswold]

So I think they all do a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little bit of work A through M.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I think they've got a system, probably a chore wheel kind of thing going on over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, because they're all in a beautiful heads. I mean, close shaves. Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, do they have to be balls or did they all do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I think it depends what strain of monk you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so at all. All monks are shaved.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you've seen long haired monks.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure I've. What's the one who have the big beer? Oh, the, the Greek Orthodox those guys have.

[Bob Zany]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

With the holy guys once again.

[Willie Griswold]

But it is either it's like no hair or a lot of hair. I am kind of with them on that, you know, there's no spectrum.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's the thing, if you don't have anything to add, you don't have to come up with something that really misses the point. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I just think it's interesting that various religious orders have weird. They all have these weird rules.

[Willie Griswold]

I wouldn't call them.

[Tom Griswold]

I posit the following.

[Bob Kevoian]

You submit?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I submit. What if. What's the new Pope's name? Leo.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

If Pope Leo grew a mustache, it would be scandalous. Or if he grew like one of those ZZ Top beards like the Greek Orthodox guys would be.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it would be scandalous. Maybe popes can grow mustaches, just none ever have.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, how about a Pope with like big Elvis sideburns? That'd be cool. Yeah, I don't think they'd do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think you're taking away the gravitas of their position.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. And that's my point. But can you imagine? And the Pope comes out with a big high collar and the weird sunglasses. That'd be great. In any event, we'll try to get on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember, don't eat meat on Fridays.

[Tom Griswold]

Burning Host. Okay, well right now we want to get you ready. Let me think now. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. We're not too far away from Valentine's Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eleven days by my count.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a Saturday. And the world's kind of getting back to a. Some somewhat of a state of normality. Meaning that the trucks are running, people are working hard out there, but you gotta get your stuff delivered on time for Valentine's Day. That's where Steven Singer Jewelers comes in. Steven Singer Jewelers, famous of course, for free and fast shipping. Get an order in today. By 2 o' clock Eastern Time it will be out the door. And what are those orders? Well, let's see. A lot of things, including those beautiful gold dipped roses. Christy Lee's got one right in front of her. This is a real rose dipped in gold from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold Dip rose. Lasts forever. I want to say these start at about 80 bucks. Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's 89.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is it 89?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, $89.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. And don't forget also what, that would look very nice with a nice bracelet dangling from it. Perhaps the at last bracelet, the at last necklace. Lots of other things. Stephen was telling us that the number one seller in his office, if you will, is the engagement ring. And boy, does he have a lot of them to choose from. So if you're thinking about maybe popping the question on Valentine's Day at whatever place you want to be, maybe you're at a nice restaurant, maybe you're at White Castle doing their special thing. Maybe you're eating caviar from McDonald's.

[Christy Lee]

We have that story coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. That's coming up. Steven Singer Jewelers. Check out the inventory by going to ihatestevensinger.com that includes the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. Stephen has the best guarantee in the business. And if you don't like it, ship it back. And it is 89 bucks for that gold dipped rose. Thank you, Christie, for correcting me. Valentine's Day just around the corner. Lots of cool stuff, ladies and gents. You can't go wrong with diamonds or other jewelry. They even have stuff honoring your little pets. So Stephen's a dog guy like we are. He's got that beautiful rescue dog, Buddy. You can even see a picture of Buddy if you go to the website. I hate Stephen Singer dot com. Thank you, Steven. Get ready for Valentine's Day. Coming up, we have where does a male member meet a car part? Well, we'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't sound like a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not. And that's probably the worst segue ever when I've said the following. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. All right, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, hello, hello. There's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

This is the show that asks the question question, should the pope grow a big, bushy beard? How about like a big beard and a flat top?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the, the, the solitary standalone mustache is back in. And I had that in the 80s and I did not like that.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, really? Haven't noticed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We're just going, oh, he's got one Morgan Wallen. He's got the stash.

[Christy Lee]

Does he?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not up on my Morgan Wallen.

[Bob Kevoian]

I let my website, Morgan Wall and whatever the hell dot com. I let my credit card lapse.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, that's very nice of you. We have. I just think it'd be unusual if. I wonder when the last pope that had a beard was. There had to be one last president with facial hair. We've talked about this before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hayes Rutherford B. Hayes, I think. I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Goes way back, but. Oh, yeah, it's possible. Black and white. I think it's. It's currently. It's certainly possible the next president could have a beard. Check local listings. So I think. Didn't Jimmy Carter have some pretty serious sideburns? Trying to remember Jimmy Carter again.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Morgan Wallen's facial hair and Jimmy Carter sideburns. I'm not updated. Unfortunately, I didn't study for the right stuff today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, you see, the only reason Carter became president is because of the Allman brothers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You read his autobiography. Yeah. They saved his campaign. He and Greg Allman were buds. It's a long story. Now we'll move forward here with our letters. The way this works is you send us your email. We'd like to read it. Bob and tomobandtom.com and emails from listeners.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

What do you got, Chick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Dear Bob and Tom show, longtime listener, a happy VIP member. It amused me to hear you talk about combative turkeys in Wisconsin. In our backyard. We're in Rochester, Minnesota, our backyard. We have a flock of turkeys that peck aggressively at our patio doors. We are not in a rural setting, but practically downtown Rochester, a mile from the Mayo Clinic. There they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have video of the turkeys assaulting our home. That is positively frightening.

[Tom Griswold]

What was you found? It's not a flock. What is it called?

[Willie Griswold]

Business.

[Christy Lee]

No, we looked up peacock.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Peacock.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Wild turkeys. Are they flocks or video of the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Video of the turkeys attacking our home. And they even start to attack each other as they're pecking at the windows. The video I have of them too large to send. To answer your question, wild turkey. The bird is delicious if cooked properly. Slow cooker. Because it's so lean. You want to go slow with that and you.

[Christy Lee]

It's a rafter of turkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably go with the breast.

[Willie Griswold]

If they keep goofing around, there'll be a feast of turkeys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Perhaps our Minnesota turkeys here in Rochester. Realize my husband travels to Wisconsin every spring to go turkey hunting. I believe he could probably stay home and just open the door.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, see he raised. He's going out is to get away from you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yesterday, from the lovely Julie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we had the story out of Wisconsin about Janesville, Wisconsin and the attacks of all the turkeys. Yep. They're trying to. They're trying to get rid of them. So again, I think this is because the President of the United States, whatever party he or she will be, and maybe they always do that thing where they. They every year pardon the turkeys before Thanksgiving, then the next day they proceed to eat some turkeys. So I'm not sure how that. Exactly how that works, but I like that. A rafter of turkeys.

[Willie Griswold]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And you've got. Isn't it a rasher of bacon.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Who comes up with all these cool words?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Tom Griswold]

A flam. I know. It's a flamboyance of flamingos.

[Christy Lee]

What were the peacocks yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I forgot already, too. Boy, getting old's fun, isn't it, Pat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Congress.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just yesterday. Was it a congress of peacocks?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm lying.

[Christy Lee]

That was a pride. A party or a Muster of peacocks.

[Tom Griswold]

A muster. Well, okay, now that gets back to mustache. The last president with a mustache was William Howard Taft.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big, big Bill. So he got stuck in his bathtub. He was too fat.

[Tom Griswold]

The last bearded. Bearded president was Benjamin Harrison.

[Bob Kevoian]

Benny.

[Tom Griswold]

Died in 1893. So there you go. A lot of it's been a long time. So we'll see if we get another bearded president. And again, I'm saying a bearded pope would be pretty funny. Or even just huge sideburns, handlebar mustache. Like that guy from that motorcycle show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you trim your sideburns? They were magnificent bastards last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I got a haircut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your sideburns?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, they're kind of going though. They're still pretty poking through.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're way down below your ear.

[Willie Griswold]

You could be a Martin Van Buren reenactor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know what time in history he was around, but you could reenact him.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The crazy bald headed.

[Bob Kevoian]

They wouldn't let us grow our sideburns below our ear when we were on the football team.

[Hallmark Announcer]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No facial hair and no below here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When I was in high school, they had to be cut to half ear. They called it half.

[Christy Lee]

Half ear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice. They didn't support. They didn't really. There was a time when there was one, a hole walking around with a ruler. But that kind of just dissipated eventually and went away once again. Another letter. This one. There's a little history here. So I may have to break out today in history. This comes to us from Spokane Valley and it's Laurie. She says February 3rd, the 67th anniversary of the day the music died. Everybody knows Buddy Holly and Richie Valens, but not everybody knows about the Big Bopper. You know the big bopper, J.P. richardson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember Josh Allen's or Josh Arnold's? He said that's how. Why the plane crashed. But Big Bopper lied about his weight.

[Tom Griswold]

The Big Bopper was a guy named J.P. richardson. He was a radio disc jockey in Beaumont, Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Who held the record for the longest on air broadcast. Five days, two hours and eight minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's too much.

[Christy Lee]

That is too much.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to go for it? No.

[Pat Godwin]

Was he promoting a song? Playing it?

[Bob Kevoian]

That can't be. That's still. That's not the record.

[Willie Griswold]

I think they had more unregulated speed back then. I think he was probably taking in some serious pills.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had then too was.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's good stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Badass.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably from Mexico. He's in Beaumont, Texas. Not that Far you can. They don't have an FDA down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lenny Bruce, Whatever you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll. We'll cover this in today in history. Coming up a little bit later on. Do you want to go back to the sports desk with some more letters?

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob at top show. You were making a list of things that Tom hates yesterday. And this is from Jeff. Wouldn't it be easier to make a list of things Tom likes? Yes, it's a much shorter list.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the things I do like are those water ski shows we were talking about. The Tommy Bartlett water ski show.

[Christy Lee]

You like those?

[Willie Griswold]

You like stilts. You like jugglers? Plate spinners.

[Pat Godwin]

You like horns.

[Willie Griswold]

Northern Michigan.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like bassoons. Speaking of musical instruments.

[Willie Griswold]

Paddington too skinny women.

[Tom Griswold]

What else? How about they got water skiing on stilts? How cool is that?

[Willie Griswold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, Chad writes, my wife was at a corporate meeting and it came up that one of her co workers was a skier in the Tommy Bartlett water ski show. Huge. With some coaxing from the President, this guy grabbed my wife and flipped her on top of his shoulders.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Just to demonstrate what they do on water skis in the Tommy Bartlett and.

[Bob Kevoian]

We found out it seems like sexual assault.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Another man doing that to your woman right in front of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wouldn't. I would know. I would not. Okay. That I would not sign off.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, woman, do you want to want a job or not?

[Christy Lee]

As much as we make fun of you, I went to see that show about, I don't know, 15 years ago. Whatever it was, I really did enjoy it. It was really cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I really did enjoy it. Were they. Have you seen that? They hit the floating. The floating ramp and they're flying through the air on water seas and spin around and then land and they did.

[Christy Lee]

The big pyramid just like they do on that sounds.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds exciting. Hey, Pat, you hear all this? Yeah, I do. Boy, that sounds like that exciting. Maybe you and I could go catch it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's right. Nobody wants to see it anymore. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because they're sitting close. They're staring at iPads, watching fake AI produced stunts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some of that AI stuff is hilarious. Do you see the ones where they have like reunions of television shows and the way they look during the television show, the way they look now and when they have people that have died, the way they looked on the television show, they. The way they look now, but they put wings on his back like he's an angel. Seen these things.

[Willie Griswold]

Those videos freak me out so much. Those should be illegal.

[Christy Lee]

Or where they walk back.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes. I don't want that.

[Christy Lee]

Where they look now and then they walk backward in time.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Pat Godwin]

And so 79.

[Willie Griswold]

They go back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And James Gandolfini, when he was on the show, what he looked like. And now, gray beard and wings on his back.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's why the Internet was invented. Thank you. Thanks, Al Gore. Thanks.

[Willie Griswold]

I have a letter that AI could never ruin.

[Tom Griswold]

Please.

[Willie Griswold]

And we're staying in Wisconsin, Southwest Wisconsin, wondering if you ever tried Spotted Cow with orange juice. We call it a beer Mosa. It's a wonderful morning drink on vacation. If not, you'll love it. That's from Michelle in Platteville. Thank you for writing that. And honestly, check local listings. It has been so cold here. And today It's a beautiful 24 degrees. Yes, I might have a beer Mosa on the patio. 10:00am There you go. See what happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I'm saying we do it now. Everyone all around. Even God was gonna have one.

[Tom Griswold]

What the heck?

[Pat Godwin]

I'll give it a shot.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever tried that? I've never heard of that before.

[Willie Griswold]

I've had an orange slice in there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

With blue moon and that does a great job.

[Tom Griswold]

That's when I was. When I was in. Wait, I better restate this. When I was of age.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was traveling in Ireland and they would serve beer with lime juice in it. And it was great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's why that shanty or something, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's. They do a lemon shanty. Yeah. But that's why that has become so popular. A lot of the beers now have lime already in them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean, it was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

They put lime and corn chips, too. Yeah, they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Willie, what was it? It's orange juice. It's orange juice. And Spotted Cow. And Spotted Cow.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the beer that we can't get Spotted Cow here.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. People literally, they hand it to them as they get on the plane because people want to take. It's like Coors used to be.

[Willie Griswold]

I have a couple in my fridge here and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Willie Griswold]

But yeah, when you leave Wisconsin, you go to a quick trip or whatever, you run in there, you can buy them out of the fridge. So that way you can. They won't skunk, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

You get home.

[Willie Griswold]

Incredible, man. It's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a light beer or heavier?

[Willie Griswold]

Plus is a cream ale, I believe. Plus, if that's not right, someone's going to write in. Sorry, my bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

If it's a long drive, you Get a cold, you just crack it open while you're, you know, what are they going to do Then you start counting by how, how many beers. How many beers a drive. Oh, that's an eight beer drive. That's what that is.

[Pat Godwin]

Used to be back in the old days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You did drove with a case of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beer up in Ohio. You pull in in your car and.

[Willie Griswold]

Don'T worry, I'm smoking cigarettes in between to cancel them out.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guys come, everybody knows through your car window. What do you need a six of Shan Ling. They hand it to you through the window. Pull out baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they? Oh hi. Oh, would they hand you an open cocktail?

[Bob Kevoian]

They would not. No, they will not open it for you because as he's passing it from the ground into the car, he's committing a crime.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought there was a place where they would give you a live co cocktail through the window.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's New Orleans.

[Christy Lee]

I had in a car.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well and this is 40 years ago but I have gone through a beverage dock and gotten a six pack of Killian's red ale at the time. Love that. I'm still, I still do. And they handed a bottle opener to me and I said thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

We'd like to say that we don't advocate.

[Pat Godwin]

We found out it was bad.

[Willie Griswold]

We're just having a good time now.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot of places that have the walk up bars where you can walk up and just get a bar, a drink and walk around like. Yes has one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Some of the other like port cities like that will do it. In Italy they have like a wine. If you go up to a certain window you can get a wine and just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of cute. Walk around with it but not have to go inside.

[Tom Griswold]

But you don't drive up and.

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't drive up, you walk up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good. Now coming up we have more of your letters. You can reach us Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. love to hear from you.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a different time. It was, it was Hammer time. Everybody, everybody was man, oh man.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, it's going to be Valentine's daytime.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on a second. Did you just get up and leave the room?

[Christy Lee]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've got such a spread out organization over there.

[Christy Lee]

Command center Mar's way over. You have to get up.

[Willie Griswold]

It's like he's playing drums and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly what it is. We've got that set up like the Neil.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a little Neil Perturb.

[Christy Lee]

It's like, come on, do we really.

[Willie Griswold]

Need the wind chimes?

[Tom Griswold]

Neil, no kidding. Play that one song. I'm talking about Valentine's Day again. This is a great thing. I didn't know about these until Christmas time. And it's called the aura frame. A U R A And what it is, it's a. It's obviously it's a frame, but the photographs in it, you load digitally. And the one we have right behind Willie, there's a picture of. Let's see. Who is that?

[Willie Griswold]

That's Oscar Alsman.

[Tom Griswold]

And on Josh, they're eating something. Eating something. Now that picture rotated into another one of. Of Christy Lee. Oh, look at Chris and the strange man.

[Christy Lee]

That's you in a bear suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I didn't know who that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that me?

[Tom Griswold]

That's me in a bear suit. Oh, man, that scares me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, in your bear suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The point is, this thing is so cool. You can get one of these for your sweetie. There's me and Christy and. Is that the Toledo? The bar? That was great.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't seen my picture yet.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, I loaded those pictures from my house while that thing was here so you could give this to somebody and then you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'd like to personally thank Ara frames for finally. He's. He's broken through. I think he kind of. Tom kind of understands the Internet now.

[Willie Griswold]

It's the one technology he can use.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, and he loves this.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I will admit. When I did this, where were you? Finn, my then 12 year old, came over and helped me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, of course she did.

[Bob Kevoian]

But where were you? Weren't back there by the frame, were you? You weren't here.

[Tom Griswold]

I was at my house, in my office.

[Willie Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Loading pictures. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can do the same thing and you can actually load this baby up and you could maybe get. Let's say you see, you had a. You wanted to give one to your mom and she lives in a different place. Well, not you, chick. Okay, that'd be very.

[Christy Lee]

None of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. They could.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want this damn frame. Get that thing out of here.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. My mom's insane.

[Tom Griswold]

Unfortunately, for the sake of this product, she's deceased. We'll go back to the living. Now. This makes a great gift. I. You can preload it, you can keep loading it over time and send all kinds of stuff. How about my buddy who's having a baby next week?

[Christy Lee]

How about it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it.

[Tom Griswold]

His wife is having a baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you. Did you impregnate the mother?

[Pat Godwin]

Look at her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You walk by and go, good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey. I'm eight weeks. He's gonna. He's gonna get. We were talking. He's gonna get one of these for his mom. So he can just send cool baby pictures and then they'll rotate on her desk whenever she gets up in the morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look.

[Tom Griswold]

Look what's going on with the baby.

[Willie Griswold]

Really cool ones. Her on a skateboard. Really cool baby.

[Tom Griswold]

He and I are arguing about what to name the baby.

[Christy Lee]

I. Oh, like you have a say.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm trying to help him. He's about to make a big mistake.

[Bob Kevoian]

The point is, I guarantee you grandparents all around the world, these aura frames, huge. It's a priority. When they get up, they go check their frame to see what pictures anybody sent.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. It's absolutely. And it's a lot cooler than looking at him on your phone. There's a great picture of Chick. And between. Between the two of us, we've lost £300. Get rid of that picture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who are those two? Fat. Good Lord.

[Tom Griswold]

The point is. Hey, don't listen to me. There's nobody more critical than Wirecutter. I thought nothing made them happy. If you read it, you know what I'm talking about. Visit Aura Frames A U R aura frames.com for a limited time. Bob and Tom Scho Listers get 35 bucks off their best carver matte frame. It's a nice matte black. These are really cool. I'm not kidding. A U R aura frames.com use the promo code, Tom. It's a great way to keep in touch with here. There's a picture of yours truly with. That's Al Jackson, the man who owns more glasses.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Than anyone on Earth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, be honest. You have your right. You don't know. Your left arm around Al and your right hand is on your wallet. Isn't that right? You can be honest with me.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry. Oh, hey, support the Bob and Todd show by mentioning at checkout when you go to aura frames.com aura. This is really cool. I'm not just saying that. We have a lot to get to here, including an update on groundhogs in general. Slash woodchucks. Slash whistlepigs. Coming up today, our NFL correspondent, Kostakiakanamopoulos. And if I'm seeing that correctly, are we talking to Bob Zani today? Well, that'll be exciting. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll take it from here. Welcome back to the Bob and to Top Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. What he said. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff Oskar is here.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold. Under the weather, there's Ace cons behind Chick McGee at the prize Pick sports desk. Sorry about choking. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Did you watch any of the video of. Of the groundhog thing yesterday?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy who is. I. I don't know. The groundhog steward. Whoever gets him out of his hole or wherever the hell he put him. He yanks the hell out of that poor little thing and thrusts him into the air. It's like, oh, hey, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

You suppose that organization is one of those groups that, like, meet every Saturday and get drunk and then maybe, maybe once a month do a little planning for the big event? It's got to bring thousands of dollars into town.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely. Yeah. I bet it's millions of.

[Tom Griswold]

We. We learned yesterday that groundhogs and woodchucks are the same thing. They're also called whistle pigs.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I've got a variation on that from John Writing from Custer, South Dakota. Oh. He goes, on the Black Hills of South Dakota, we have marmots. Groundhogs are a type of marmot. Apparently, they're not very popular marmots. Yeah, they do a lot of damage, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it marmont or. I've heard of marmot.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that how you pronounce it? Like varmint? Yes. It looks. He's spelling it M A, R, M, O, T. I think that's a misprint. He goes, they're a giant pain in the ass. And they quote, dig, dig, dig, dig and dig.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy moly. I did it again.

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, just wish me a happy birthday. I've been listening to you guys for 30 years. I listen to you via the west coast, on the Internet and sometimes. Oh. On the Bob and Tom 24.7app. Well, thanks very much. I enjoy the show. I think Christy Lee is the most tolerant woman in America.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You wouldn't think that if you just heard what we were talking about on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable. Really.

[Christy Lee]

Good God, we all had some fun in the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, it's some fun, all right.

[Christy Lee]

That wasn't a fun time.

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you think those outfits they wear when they're pulling. Do you think they own those or are those like a rental?

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet, though. I bet those are owned. The top hats and the morning coats.

[Pat Godwin]

I believe they take it seriously.

[Willie Griswold]

And I bet you they have like black ones. They have navy. They have an alternate. Oh, yeah, they. They're tailored to fit perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to tell you, I love the top hat. And, oh, our buddy Slash from Guns N Roses was part of the Ozzy tribute. Did you see that? No, no, I watched part of the Grammy. That was just wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

You watch part of the Grammys? Good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there was all the. I'm forgetting her name. Lauryn Hill, that tribute. Yeah, that was great. Oh, and as part of the country tribute, they showed Todd Schneider. That was a picture of our buddy Todd. So sad. But yeah, there was a great Ozzy Osbourne tribute. And Slash was on guitar, just doing great. But he's got.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's always got the top hat.

[Jeff Oskay]

I mean, he's one of the few that can pull that off on a daily.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I don't think he necessarily wears it when he goes to the grocery store.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you'd look good in a top.

[Jeff Oskay]

He'd better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, you should start wearing a top.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, you gotta get that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dad rock a top hat.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta get a special edge top of it. That goes with your headphones too.

[Tom Griswold]

First wedding I went to when I was a kid was my cousin Rinda.

[Christy Lee]

Rinda, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

R I N D A.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not a real name.

[Christy Lee]

That is not.

[Tom Griswold]

That's her name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I ask a question?

[Tom Griswold]

Very awkward introducing you to my Asian friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just going to say were her parents. Were parents Asian?

[Tom Griswold]

No, seriously? Oh, just that was her name. It still is. Her name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rinda.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Rinda.

[Tom Griswold]

R I N D A. Absolutely. And Rinda, when she got married, I was just a kid. I was like 11.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did she marry a Rari? They wore.

[Tom Griswold]

They wore the morning coat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a tuxedo. I don't. I think it's a variant of a tuxedo.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, I think that's what they were for. The groundhog. Right? Aren't those.

[Tom Griswold]

But they had the kind of like a sort of like an ascot. Very formal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very, very formal.

[Christy Lee]

Very British.

[Tom Griswold]

That was my uncle Fred always had a. Always had a black Cadillac.

[Jeff Oskay]

Did you have a little top hat on your little Tommy head?

[Tom Griswold]

No, but that would have been really cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've seen little Tommy's oil painting that.

[Bob Zany]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grandma painted one that looks like a haunted ghost. Lives inside. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

A little boy with no life in his eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Creepy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's in the. It's in Halsey's office.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many sittings did that take?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was so pissed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to sit there for like an hour.

[Christy Lee]

And then I remember you can't sit still.

[Tom Griswold]

And it got worse because he came back. If you look at it, you can see that my mother didn't like it because you put too much of the cowlick on. So the guy had to come back and I had to sit down again. But if you look at it, where the cowlick is, you can tell it's they re. He went.

[Christy Lee]

He redid it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's where you get your attention to detail. Your mom.

[Bob Kevoian]

But your. Your cowlick as a young lad, that's here.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's the painting. Jeff. Look where the cowlick is. You can see this just slightly different color.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. If I was.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's a nice painting, though.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd buy.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, maybe one of these.

[Christy Lee]

But they pay for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe one of these mornings I'll. I'll bring my. My rendering that my family had done of me in oil when I was. In.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know, mine was done as a decoupage. It was more.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I never did. I never did paintings of you guys. Willie. But I did. I had a professional photographer come in and we did some cool shots. Which reminds me, you're supposed to go over next door and get a full length shot done by Pauline. Did I forgot to tell you? Now, coming up, we have.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you've got nothing else planned.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, the stuff that you say on air, I mean, that's. That could have been for later, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry. I just knew I'd forget. We. Pat and I were gonna do a song here. We're gonna have to wait. Okay, we'll come back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where does the time go?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have fun.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, I love all the professional photos of us. When I was a kid, they're all in my garage. I look at them every day. They're great. Cadaver of the house.

[Tom Griswold]

You could move them and take them inside, you know. Coming up, we have the Stockia Economopoulos, Bob Zany and another Shark update.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, calm down. Nobody. You're not gonna get bitten by a shark.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even if you keep going to the beach.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like winning the lot or. What are the odds?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but still pretty high. You don't want to be a professional courtesy with One hand, we'll be covered.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you get upset about a bear rushing out of the woods and grabbing you when you're skiing? We've seen that, too. You ever think about that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure that's ever happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're wondering, I'm trying to spoil skiing for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. She's at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have we addressed Ace's shirt yet?

[Christy Lee]

Not yet.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Willie Griswold. It's cool.

[Willie Griswold]

So he's playing darts. I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold, under the weather. That is Ace Cosby. Hi, I'm Chick at the Prize Pick sports desk. Sorry to bother you, Tom, but we're on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

I was over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on with Ace's shirt?

[Christy Lee]

Have you not noticed Ace's shirt?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, buy him twice in a day.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know he doesn't pay attention.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got NFL logo, Raiders logo and a KISS logo.

[Christy Lee]

Stand up. Show them your shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on with this thing? Is this the.

[Christy Lee]

Stand up, Ace.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's cool.

[Christy Lee]

Turn around. Look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at that booty. Look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe I've just been been mooned by. So Kiss does it? Did a cooperative thing with the Raiders.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm pretty sure there's not a company Gene Simmons will not collaborate with.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I'm with you on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's money to be made jeans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rock and roll is a form of dollars. Gene Sibbon.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Got a lot going on there, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Too much.

[Tom Griswold]

They won't be at the super bowl though. Will they know this year no longer perform in makeup? I mean Kiss. I mean, I meant the Raiders are not going to be next year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the Raiders don't perform without makeup either. You know that.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought we'd get a song out of Patty G here. And this is based on a story from last week. We were talking about sharks. Of course, yesterday we had the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you're terrified of a shark attack. Yesterday when this happened. But it's a relative new paranoia.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the story yesterday. Maryland is considering making the Megalodon, the now extinct gigantic shark, the official state shark, which is kind of interesting. But we had a story last week about a 1,000 pound shark. They've been research. They've tagged this thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Down in Alabama.

[Bob Zany]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They've been following her around and she's currently off of Dolphin Island, Alabama. And they can track her and she's apparently was last seen in Nova Scotia, so that's a long haul. But she's been swimming thousands of miles. And Pat, you have a tribute to this beautiful shark.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Thousand pound great white.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I come from Alabama where we frolic by the sea Me and Susanna we're as happy as can be Turquoise waters, sandy beaches we never see a shark we party on the beach and skinny dip after dark oh, Susanna A great white just bit me I used to have a banjo where my knee used to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Thank you very much. A little tribute to great white sharks. I mentioned I was watching some of the videos of the Grammys and Post Malone did a great tribute to Ozzy Osbourne with Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. And I slash and I think Duff McKagan. I'm not sure. It was. It was terrific. If you get a chance, watch that.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And Ozzy's family was there and they're really moved by it, so. And there was another. There's a bunch of other cool tributes. And once again they did a memorial thing and they did have our friend Todd Snyder up there. So, so sad to see Todd gone. But at least they acknowledged his. His great work over the years. Now we have been going through various letters. We're going to continue that or do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, do you have any letters over there?

[Christy Lee]

I had one. What I do with it?

[Bob Kevoian]

What'd you do with your letter? You know, you can't lose your letter if we're going to do the letters.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, here it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Mark. While visiting friends on the northeast coast of Florida, one of them was telling a work story about a store they worked with in DeLand. Yes. I interrupted and said, do you know why they call it deland?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God.

[Christy Lee]

Confused, they asked why. When I said it's because it's near Desee, there was a pause and then everyone actually laughed and continued the story. Oh, my buddy asked if I just made that up or already had that one in the chamber.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you just say that? I Would have said I made it up on the spot.

[Christy Lee]

No, he did confess that it was all our fault. So thank you, Mark.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this letter is not a feature yet, but maybe it could be. It's a. An email from a listener, and it's a joke for Mike. Lancaster, Ohio. And that is the pronoun perfect, the pronunciation of Lancaster. It's not Lancaster, Ohio. It's Lancaster. It's right outside Columbus. Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? No.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm already on board, though.

[Christy Lee]

But I'm laughing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty nuts, right?

[Willie Griswold]

There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Mike. Give my best at Franklin County. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Did you see, I asked you earlier, did anybody watch the. The groundhog coming out? You mentioned, didn't the groundhog look a little heavy, actually?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, he's been eating all week.

[Christy Lee]

Hibernates.

[Bob Kevoian]

We do have a video of the guy yanking him out of his hutch.

[Tom Griswold]

Or whatever you'll call anything fat.

[Christy Lee]

Won't you hibernate?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you're upset. Oh, somebody wanted to add under F, fat people on the list of things you hate. Especially that fat TSA agent.

[Christy Lee]

You must have loved Kelly Osborne then on the Grammys, bless her heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

There he is. Watch him. Yank him out of here. Look. Ah, the damn thing's in the air. He's scared to death.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's holding it up like that because he doesn't want standard ground. Doesn't want to get bitten in the face.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you think he's so fat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you think. Yeah, what's heavy about that Groundhog?

[Tom Griswold]

Do they give the groundhog, like, a shot of, you know, something to calm him down?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

No, he's sound asleep. He's hibernating. They just pull him out of there.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then maybe a little prosaic.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet the guy in back of that guy's got a syringe in his body.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, guys, let's shoot him up.

[Christy Lee]

My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that reminds me of this. Is there going to be Ozempic for dogs?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

According to this, the biotech firm Vivani and a firm called Ocava have announced trials for an implant that's a great idea to help dogs lose weight with the same effect as Ozempic and Wegovy. The hope is that the same science can be used to quell the voracious appetite of some dog breeds that lead to excess weight. Veterinarians, by the way, just urge pet owners to modify the dog's diet and exercise before Looking to using a weight loss dog for. For drugs. So it's everywhere, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, well, let's move forward here.

[Christy Lee]

I got the dog, the exercise bowl. Have you seen that where you. It's got like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the busy.

[Christy Lee]

The busy bowl really helped Leo because Leo would just gobble his food all up and he ate way too much. Now he does it. He takes his time. He has to really.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like. It looks like a maze, like a puzzle. Yeah, the.

[Christy Lee]

The food bowl that really has helped my dog.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that? What is it called?

[Christy Lee]

It's like a puzzle bowl. A food bowl. I don't know what they call it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they do have puzzle for your dog where you put treats in it. Yeah, the dogs paw. The little doors open and so it's adorable to watch.

[Willie Griswold]

Just Google bowls for dogs that are fatties. It should pop right up Amazon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it looks something like that. Like. Can you see that? Yeah, they call it a fun feeder.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does this mean I should stop giving. Giving the girls my whipped cream on their. In there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, are your dogs fat one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she's getting there, Joseph. Josephine's getting a little big actually.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Leo got a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have like a Cool Whip for dogs?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just special.

[Tom Griswold]

You just.

[Bob Kevoian]

You just use cool shot on. In each ball. A bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I put on each. I'm pretty nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I shot each ball.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm thinking backwards all of a sudden for some reason. Then I put a shot in my.

[Tom Griswold]

Mouth is ready whip, the one that squirts out.

[Bob Kevoian]

They all squirt. They all have cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't Cool Whip in the. In the tub?

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool Whip is in the tub.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't they have a canister of Cool Whip they should have?

[Christy Lee]

Do they? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up. Speaking of your sack, we have.

[Christy Lee]

Were we?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you just mentioned pretty nuts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. Glitter.

[Tom Griswold]

We have an unusual story today in the news about a. We talked about one of these things before, which was something called scrotox, which is a way of using Botox in the scrotal area for men.

[Willie Griswold]

I kind of had that. I figured that out contextually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right there. Well, there's something else now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this for people who think they're scrotum is too wrinkly?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but there's another use for Botox and it's called. I'll spell it for you. B, O, C, O, X Bocox. And we're gonna find out. I'm not. I'm not kidding.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I know you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll talk to Dr. Mike T. From the Harley Street Skin Clinic about that. And also we have. I have a little chart here of the many uses of Botox and you'll be quite surprised of some of the things that it's being used for. Right now we're getting ready for, quote, unquote, the big game.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right, the big game and the big Pro bowl flag football games tonight. We're all looking forward to these big games coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's tonight. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

On a Tuesday. Isn't that hot?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was over the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Prize picks and by the way, the Chick McGee picks, are they posted and are you. How's your.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are in flux.

[Tom Griswold]

Confidence level.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're in FL and I almost. No, they're still up there. I haven't decided if I'm going to change my mind or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a bad feeling about the Patriots. Meaning I think they're going to win.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, we'll find out more about that coming up. Also, our NFL correspondent, Kostaki Economopoulos. Bocox in the news.

[Bob Zany]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And Scrotox in the news. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is The Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, check. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's looking more and more every time I look at him, like the assistant coach on Ted Lasso, one of the guys who also writes the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that guy's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's stunning how much Jeff looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy's a stand up. He's really good. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So funny. On Ted Lasso.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold under the weather or he's somehow quit again. And this is a, this is a power move in some contract negotiations. I'm not sure what's going on. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a little something over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell did I do with it? Where'd my sports go? This is impossible delusion.

[Christy Lee]

Throw your sports away.

[Bob Kevoian]

I must have.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, this is bad. As Christy with that letter earlier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, have you seen my sport?

[Tom Griswold]

Back in the day when Bob set my news on fire while I was reading.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there was that.

[Tom Griswold]

We used to have a little like it was the size of. Well, no one can relate to this anymore. A phone booth. We had a very small area where in the studios in Petoske, Michigan. Bob would be in the main studio and I'd be in this little booth and you look, you could see me through the glass.

[Christy Lee]

Did you stand up in it or did you sit down?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, you stood up in it and I was standing in there and he would introduce the news. Then he would leave. He didn't have to. We didn't do a back and forth thing. We in those days thought that the news was so pure we didn't want to interrupt it with actual commentary. So at one time, I forget why, I was reading the news and Bob walked in and set it on fire.

[Christy Lee]

How did you react on the air?

[Bob Kevoian]

I total pro.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

You heard bull crap. You probably heard this sound.

[Christy Lee]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that was pretty funny. Those were, those were good days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know that the little thing called the super bowl coming up Sunday from Levi Stadium in Santa Clara, California.

[Christy Lee]

We all wearing Levi's that day. In honor, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

But all the players who participate, staff members have everybody free pair of levi.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know that button fly? Are you a button fly?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a button fly guy now.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't have that kind of time.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't have time to button your.

[Tom Griswold]

Fly Takes too long. Like during the breaks here. By the time I hit that door, the preliminaries have started.

[Willie Griswold]

That's because you talk to everyone about everything on the way out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know what you are? You're a bad lever.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't get up and go, all right, I'll be right back. You won't do that. You go, you know, I was thinking.

[Willie Griswold]

About Rush, and I know two Italian guys. They live in the back of a paint store. They can cle Clean your shoes for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to the show. They're great guys.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta take your shoes, tell them you're my son.

[Christy Lee]

Those guys are great.

[Tom Griswold]

They are great.

[Willie Griswold]

Stop it, Giuseppe.

[Tom Griswold]

Pay him in cash, Giuseppe.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's what Willie is saying. That's a fact. He's not being funny. That actually is, by the way.

[Willie Griswold]

I kept it. I kept it. Pretend. You and Christy gave the details. That made it real.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true.

[Willie Griswold]

I let it just be a funny aside.

[Christy Lee]

They love us, and they're good guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Willie Griswold]

But we're allowed to just make fun of people, to have fun now. They're gonna. They know where I live, and they're gonna clean my shoes and put.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I understand where you're having some problems at the paint store.

[Tom Griswold]

Those shoes need to be cleaned up.

[Christy Lee]

Did your dad say that or did.

[Tom Griswold]

You ask me when you're on stage?

[Willie Griswold]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

People are looking at your feet because they're right up there.

[Willie Griswold]

He walks in the green room. I'm sitting there. I'm trying to finish wordle. Because by the way, you say you don't have time. You do have time. You do wordle every day. Unfortunately, I'm turning into you because I'm going crazy. I'm sitting in there doing wordle, trying to get a little privacy, right? He walks in. What size shoe do you wear? Size 12, dad. Same as you. Same since eighth grade. I might have some shoes for you. And I go, okay. And he goes, how are these shoes? I go, they're good. They're caterpillar. I got two pairs of them. This one's a little dirty. I might have to get them cleaned up. He goes, oh, well, you have to meet my friends in the back of the paint store. They're in the back Of a paint store. Tell them you're my son.

[Bob Kevoian]

It took me a while, and I would understand that it would be a little more difficult for you because you're his son. Yeah, but I've hidden everything from him as far as anything I might need, Anything I'm having trouble with, perhaps your.

[Christy Lee]

Personal life at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any details of my personal life are totally off. Off the table, because he will eat you alive with his suggestions. No, there it is.

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's from a guy whose own life is such a mess, and he just. Well, now, here's what you need to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, Willie, last. Talking about last year, I have three kids. We only have three bedrooms. We need an extra bedroom. Looking to expand the house. And your dad's solution was, hey, why don't you get a trailer and just park it in your driveway, and one of the kids can sleep in there?

[Bob Zany]

Great.

[Jeff Oskay]

Look. And he goes, did you run that by your lady?

[Tom Griswold]

I was like, would your lady be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy with you parking the trailer in your driveway?

[Tom Griswold]

She would if I move into it.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that, to him, seems a perfectly logical solution. He's insane.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, I think it's because Kelly's probably pushing the trailer thing on him. She probably got started years ago, just slowly letting it leave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey, why don't you live in a trailer? These are nicer. Wouldn't that be nice? There's such.

[Willie Griswold]

And you can put a bathroom in there if you want.

[Bob Kevoian]

Although I will never forget, you wanted to go walk at the golf course or something.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I was thinking, I live by a golf course. I go, maybe I could go for walks in the golf course. That'd be nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you asked your dad, you think I should do that?

[Willie Griswold]

And he just goes, well, you know what you do? Don't ask anybody. Just go for walks on there. If anybody says anything, tell them you lost your dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is. Which is an amazing one.

[Christy Lee]

Perfect lie.

[Willie Griswold]

And then I go, yeah, well, like, what if they try to help and they just go. You say the dog died.

[Tom Griswold]

Pick up your phone and say, oh.

[Willie Griswold]

The dog say, the coyotes got it. I mean, there's a lot of coyotes in this area. You know that, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

And he gave me the. This I can't get.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know where.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were with the band, a live show one time, But I was trying to get to the restroom, back to the stage. He goes, here's what you do. You put your phone up your ear and act like you're on the phone. 1, 2, 3, and. Son of a. If it didn't work. It was the best advice I've ever gotten if I'm anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

They say that also keeps you from getting mugged if you're on the phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

A mugger won't interrupt a phone call. The code. There's a mugger code. There's not a muggers code. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

My girls do that in Chicago. They'll call me on the phone when they're walking long distance.

[Willie Griswold]

I think that's smart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what, though? That's just insane enough to be true. And he would know about it. That's the kind of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like my warning. My warnings about. About the 4th of July this year. Pickpockets everywhere. Getting ready. It's a big day for pickpockets.

[Christy Lee]

But we were talking about that. Pickpockets aren't. They're not making any money because nobody has any cash.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's. It's tougher.

[Tom Griswold]

They get credit cards, they call somebody quickly give them the number, and before you know it, okay, your entire bank accounts have been drained.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm surprised they haven't found a way to get that tap machine like, portable. And they just walk up and tap your pocket and just steal your money that way.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you get those special wallets that have the.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, yeah, I have one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

You got me get you one of those. Wait, whoa, whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Radio frequency. It impedes getting through your wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, but I was reading about those and that irradiates your balls.

[Christy Lee]

It does not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, then you know what you do? You put. You dip your balls in glitter.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you say, pretty nuts, right?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Thank you.

[Willie Griswold]

Thank you. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how seven people see somebody else do that on a podcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway, in sports, I found it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, I wanted to say.

[Bob Kevoian]

We just got it going. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was on the back of the turret.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can do your Sports Tonight. The NFL 2026 Pro bowl games, 7 on 7. Flag football format, skills challenges at the Moscone center in San Francisco. Coverage on ESPN. Yes, there's a pregame. It starts at 6:30. All these times Eastern. Kickoff around 8:15. The event broadcast on Disney XD.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Disney but extra Disney.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I assume it's like there. No, Disney plus would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Disney plus is Disney plus Disney xd. I've got it on my satellite. You've got ESPN Deportes and Fubu. Fubu. Not Fubu. Fubo. Fubo. Do you have Fubo? Fubo's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

I was watching streamer. I didn't watch it. I saw an ad for that on Bufu for that hockey movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't help myself. I think I did that mistake on purpose.

[Willie Griswold]

TV show, Heated Referee.

[Bob Kevoian]

So are you gonna be. Are you gonna watch it? Be.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't watch it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get your potato baked potato bar going for tonight's Pro Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

If that were playing on a plane, I'd get off.

[Willie Griswold]

No matter how much that joke is so old. That's not even how movies on planes work anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

You're just.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You're.

[Tom Griswold]

You're so.

[Willie Griswold]

You want to be so mean to the gay hockey show. You're lying about how planes work.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I meant plan the Pro bowl thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. The NFL released a statement, by the way, about New York Giants co owner Steve Tish, whose name showed up more than 400 times in files released by the Justice Department regarding Jeffrey Epstein. The statement says, the NFL is aware of the reports and will look into the matter to understand the facts. The statement came before Roger Goodell, scheduled to hold his annual State of the League address. He did that last night.

[Tom Griswold]

So everybody who ever went to a party at this guy's house is now a felon. What's going on? Hey, Pat, don't you have a song about this Epstein list?

[Pat Godwin]

I do indeed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do I know my boy Tom or do I know him?

[Pat Godwin]

You know him, baby. Who's on the Epstein list? The country's mad wives are pissed, you know, it's just politics, but it seems everybody's on the Epstein list. Prince Andrew, that's obvious. But everybody is on the Epstein list. Nelson Mandela, peace activist, someone said he's on the Epstein list Desmond Tutu And Pope Francis, Mr. Rogers, what are the chances? The Dalai Lama's publicist Seems everybody's on the Epstein list. The guy from Dunkin Donuts who gets up early Laramo. And the first Curly the unknown comic the Maharishi the guy who sold me my Mitsubishi the guitar tech from Genesis Everybody's on the Epstein list Epstein list People are pissed. Who's really on it? Who'd they miss? Left side, right side, down the middle that guy from the band Kansas who plays the fiddle Even my girlfriend's really pissed Apparently I'm on the Epstein list.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much, man. How many curlies were there? You had Curly, Howard. Curly.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

The first one. The best one there was a middle one. And then there Curly Joe Dorito or whatever his name was.

[Willie Griswold]

More of a Shemp guy. Not really sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, boy, is that, that is the. That's a Griswold ceiling.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Shemp.

[Bob Kevoian]

He, he, he's talked for decades about how much Shemp was overlooked.

[Willie Griswold]

Do you think I'm familiar enough with the Stooges to even make this joke? I'm just making fun of him. I was just, I was trying to.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a good time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am right there with you. I never got the Stooges. Hey, instead of a punchline, hit him in the face. Which is, which is a good idea again.

[Tom Griswold]

I, I go find the one where Curly is dressed as a woman singing opera. That's hilarious. They're throwing pies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you find something, you know, arousing.

[Tom Griswold]

About seeing Curly go down that road? That's pretty much the melody right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have, we have an update from a listener. This is from. I don't know who the hell it's from. Oh, Julia. She says, good morning. There are absolutely still drive thru liquor stores. They are all around central Florida, where I live. And there it is. Look at that majestic.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Beveridge Castle. And see, they clearly have the entrance marked.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a cheap castle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Do you think that the top of the building is etched out like the castles or do you think that's black paint?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's black paint.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's black paint.

[Willie Griswold]

They have these in Ohio too.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's damn good. Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I remember being 16, using a fake ID on the way to Kings island and driving through one of these drive thru liquor stores and going, you know, this is really irresponsible.

[Christy Lee]

Did they serve you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hell yeah. Wow. It's a sale. What do you want?

[Tom Griswold]

The tradition of fake IDs in my family. Yeah, it's on our crest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Passed down.

[Willie Griswold]

Generation, generation.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is from Jennifer. Dear Bob at Topshow. I live in central Pennsylvania. It's called Clearfield, our local drive thru beer distributor. You can indeed purchase 8% alcoholic slushies. 8%. God, that'll get you there.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a good number.

[Bob Kevoian]

They hand them right through your car window and you're headed down the road. That's true. Have a great day and stay warm. I hope Josh gets better soon. That's once again from Jennifer.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Now coming up, we have our NFL correspondent Kostaki Economopoulos. Also we're gonna talk with Bob Zany today. Comedian Bob Zaney, I'll take this opportunity to remind you of a couple shows on the way, Valentine's night, the 14th. It's a Saturday this year, of course, and the two Jeffs are going to be in Marshall, Illinois. That's Jeff Oskay, who's right over there. That's right, Jeff Bodart at a place called the Castle Finn Winery. Tickets are available on their Facebook page. And then also in the studio, Patty G. And Willie G. You're going to be at Pat Koslit's, the famous furniture gig of all things. And every year this is like a huge event, big deal in Evansville, Indiana. And you can get the details on tickets where Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Simplicity Furniture.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to their website and they'll have it there. Okay, cool. That'll be a fun night with Willie and Pat. Lots of other great stuff going on out there. I'll try to remind you of some of that coming up. We had a terrific guest in yesterday, Jamie Lisso. And Jamie's in Poughkeepsie, New York tonight and he'll spend Friday and Saturday in Columbus, Ohio at the Funny Bone. Don't miss any of those shows. Like I said. Coming up, Castocki and Bob Zany. We're gonna come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Travel with Christy Lee and other Bob and Tom listeners to Italy this September with Colette. Full [e-mail] trip this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hey, is this me? Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Osk is here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy, Josh Arnold under the weather. Best wishes, Josh. I am Chick Legate the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Let's see now. Were we dealing with a little bit of a sportscaster?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we were. And one of my favorite events of the entire year, and I'm sure yours as well, Tom. The Westminster Kennel Club Dog show is underway.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge.

[Bob Kevoian]

The premier canine event. All can be found. Another kind of love. Just ask professional dog handlers bill and Taffy McFadden. He's a two time Westminster winning handler. She handled the second place winner in 2019. And the McFaddens are back at it again. Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

For the 150 ring. This is the 150th annual. This is the big deal.

[Christy Lee]

I watched this last night. At least two groups. I had to go to bed because they stretch it out. But they did the hound group first.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is my favorite Best in show goes tonight. Last so far. The finalists are Zaida, the Afghan hound. Cookie, the Maltese. Jj, the Lhasa apso. Graham, the old English sheepdog. Three more finalists yet to be chosen.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

No golden retrievers.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't think that group's gone yet. I think they. They get chosen today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Golden retrievers are the sporting group, and that's tonight.

[Tom Griswold]

Not all golden retrievers are all that sporting, trust me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got one. If they have a sleeping, that would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be his great scholar. My golden is 12 and a half, and if she could talk, she would say, you want me to do that now? I guess I can.

[Christy Lee]

Watching Westminster with your dogs is quite interesting. My dogs would be fine until, like, the bloodhound came on and they went nuts. It was really interesting to watch what dogs caused them to react and which dogs didn't really.

[Tom Griswold]

I like it when they bark and the dogs look at the speaker because they.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they think there's a dog in there. I mean, right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They don't associate the two necessarily.

[Christy Lee]

Jamie Little, our good friend, is doing the hit reporting, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's cool.

[Christy Lee]

And Chris Myers. Yeah, they've got the Daytona crew.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever been to a big cat show like that? There was a legal entanglement I was involved in for several years, and we would go to cat shows.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious? Cat show?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they walk them on about? Huh?

[Jeff Oskay]

Do they walk them?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, they just hold them up and carry them. They hold them up and show them to the camera and people applaud.

[Tom Griswold]

Shouldn't they do. Yeah, it's a cat show, Christy, at the dog thing. There's so many exotic dogs. Shouldn't they just do a best mutton show? Just kind of.

[Christy Lee]

You know what they called them for agility? The winners were all American dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Because they. Some of the. When the agility winners were announced, a couple of them were purebred border collie. But then there were a couple. They were called all American dogs instead of mutts. Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. Don't you like that?

[Willie Griswold]

Is there any chance, like, an English setter could end up in that. Could any. Like, Irish.

[Christy Lee]

An Irish setter in agility.

[Willie Griswold]

But would they be? I don't. Because I don't know what these dogs even are. I don't know the names but could any dog that has English or Irish win the Americans All American category?

[Bob Kevoian]

They good?

[Christy Lee]

Well. Oh, no. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm out then.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm all the way out.

[Christy Lee]

It's not an All American category. It's just what they call the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Instead of saying it's a zombie.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm a little confused. I'm going to research this later and I'm going to figure out if I'm mad about it or not. I'm going to pull it back tomorrow. I'll let you guys know the temperature about this.

[Bob Kevoian]

My sweet baby first. My sweet baby is an Australian shepherd. She has no idea where Australia is and has never been there.

[Willie Griswold]

But if an Australian shepherd were to win this All American category, I'd be furious. I'd freak out. Start protesting, make signs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look what we have here, Tom. Stupid world record.

[Willie Griswold]

David Rash.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on. Has reclaimed the Guinness World record for the longest time to balance a ladder on his chin. What? What exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean, what? Can you imagine how hard that would be?

[Christy Lee]

How big of a ladder?

[Bob Kevoian]

He's tackling the record for the third time. And Dave balanced a 16 pound ladder on his chin for a total of 19 minutes, 11 seconds, beating the previous time of 18 minutes. There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this. It's a big ladder.

[Christy Lee]

An aluminum ladder.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Look at that thing. I mean, it's longer than he is, so it's gotta be what, like a 10 foot, 12 foot ladder?

[Jeff Oskay]

I have one of those ladders. That ladder is heavy. Like those things are way heavier than.

[Tom Griswold]

He'S in a squash court doing it.

[Willie Griswold]

Imagine you have to play squash before work. You just want to get in, get exercise. His jackass is sitting with a ladder on his chin.

[Tom Griswold]

David, I think it's great. Look at this. Oh, no, he's. See, you thought the coolest thing you could have in your chin was a soul patch. No, it's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad you said soul patch.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't gonna go with white goo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on, did you say white goo?

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were gonna talk about glitter nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pretty nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, we keep going back to the glitter.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't seem like a glazed donut faced guy to me. That's all I know.

[Tom Griswold]

David Rush was kind enough to call us not too long ago. I've got it. Next time we talk to him, I want to find out what Mr. Roski.

[Bob Kevoian]

Discovered was and let me know so I can miss that day.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to do one of these records, you've Got to pay like 10 grand to get the.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have to observers the guy out. You have to put them in a four star hotel. You have to pay the observer. You have to feed them.

[Tom Griswold]

But can't you do it all digitally and film it all and then I.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm just telling you what I read.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I want to find out.

[Jeff Oskay]

I didn't do a deep dive.

[Tom Griswold]

Congratulations to Mr. Rush. Now, he currently holds the most records of anybody at present, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I think it's a guy from India that has that record.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's the deal.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

I think you're right. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm voting with Tom.

[Willie Griswold]

Of course, I may not care.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not just some guy that has grown his fingernails to be six feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that's a cool record, but balancing.

[Willie Griswold]

A ladder is just as useless as that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, but you can still wipe your ass if you're balancing a ladder. Whereas if you've got six foot fingernails.

[Bob Kevoian]

But what if.

[Willie Griswold]

What if he gets in some sort of tragic accident? What if the ladder falls, the fourth rung hits him, and then he can't wipe his ass? Is this still a cool record we're doing?

[Christy Lee]

No, we wouldn't be doing the record.

[Willie Griswold]

I just don't think that we should keep applauding unnecessary things. Which I got the 4 minute mile breaking that cool, awesome, human ingenuity. But it's not like this ladder balancing act is gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but see, doesn't he have the record for running the mile while juggling?

[Bob Kevoian]

I feel like I have to step.

[Tom Griswold]

In here and say I should step in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, how do you feel about your son saying that?

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, this is the. As a Griswold, this is the worst thing you can do to say David Rush isn't cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because that's the Griswold family line. We've always gotten along with the Rush.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to be part of one of his records. That's all I ask. I want to bring him out here. No, no, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

You go see him take the week go down.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe he can balance you on his chin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right there by the taint. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm sorry. Well, let's move on.

[Christy Lee]

I have some sad news this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Willie Griswold]

You always have sad news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go.

[Jeff Oskay]

Entertainment died now.

[Christy Lee]

Died now. You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Three Dog Night founding member and lead singer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Chuck Negron has passed Away.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe Chuck.

[Christy Lee]

At the age of 83.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chuck was the one who sang Joy to the World.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

One is the lonely.

[Christy Lee]

He was battling chronic obstructive pulmonary disease for months.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had the heroin romance for a long time too.

[Christy Lee]

Did he?

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe. Yeah, yeah, he was on that.

[Christy Lee]

I got to see them live once. They were really great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I had a Three Dog Night poster in my bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how I remember that Floyd Sneed was their drummer. Summer. I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Snead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Snead. Floyd Snead.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me that. Snead.

[Bob Kevoian]

My favorite. Snead. Floyd.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it two Dog Night now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they all still.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think they're all. No, no, no. There's one of the original one is still alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you got? You got another one Dog Night. Hang on. You got Corey Wells, right? You got Danny Hutton. You got Chuck Negro. There you go.

[Willie Griswold]

And they don't play at night anymore. It's like an apple picking festival.

[Jeff Oskay]

They play at 3:00pm well, that's where I saw them. I'm not even joking.

[Christy Lee]

No, really. Chuck had the. Look at that mustache, man. I mean, that's during the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet you. And I bet you he had to clean that out every now and then.

[Christy Lee]

You know, he was hot back in the day. Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks like Mackenzie Phillips with a mustache, doesn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a compliment?

[Christy Lee]

He does look like Doug Henning. Yeah, Doug Henning. The world of matching has pretty hair. Very pretty.

[Tom Griswold]

Had. Okay. I'm sorry to hear that.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, it's probably still growing.

[Tom Griswold]

On a lighter note, your hair doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just stop immediately when you die.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, it is the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or does your skin shrink?

[Jeff Oskay]

The skin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, your thoughts on after death?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I hope to not know about it for quite a while. The. I mentioned this earlier.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

I watched some of the videos of various aspects of the Grammys. Some great performances, including a tribute to Ozzy Osbourne. That was really nice. Post Malone did the singing and he was just terrific. And slash Duff McKagan. It was great. Chad from the Chili Peppers. Really nice if you get a chance to watch it. But I was so unhip until a couple years ago. I thought Post Malone was a documentary about Ted Danson after he left Cheers.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll be honest, I don't like him skinny. He looks weird to me now. I like both of them. I want him fat. Yeah, that's why I like you. Because you were heavy and now you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I no longer care, you know. Seth, is it Seth Rogen.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, not Jonah. Jonah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Jonah.

[Christy Lee]

Jonah Hill.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jonah Hill gets that all the time. You were funnier when you were fat. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's because that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's almost eating his brain. He hates it. He's really going through it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really skinny.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's skinny again now and gray haired and everything. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but yeah, the tribute. Anyway, just if you get a chance, something cool to watch. Coming up, we're going to talk with Kostaki Economopoulos, our NFL correspondent. And we'll also be talking. This is interesting. I didn't know this comedian Bob Zany. Hey, is going to be our. Is going to be our guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you going to be nice? I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm always nice to Bob.

[Christy Lee]

That's, that's not true.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the most magnificent lies you've ever told.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate that. We'll be right back here and I hope you can join us in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

Coming dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff Osk. Check in for Josh Arnold. There's Willie Griswold. Hey, man. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Fix sports desk. Hello, Tom. I believe we have a our guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Through the magic of electricity, we are joined by the bearded one. It's Kostaki Economopoulos.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that's throwing me.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, look at that magnificent grayness. That's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

That's white.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hey, Kostaki, how are you?

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Zany]

Good morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good morning.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Turns out with a beard, you could just shave in the jawline that you always wanted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. That's what I do, brother. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Stocky is our correspondent in the world of the NFL. And this is a weird week. They. We got a couple of weeks off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be honest. Are you going to watch the flag football Pro bowl today?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I didn't know it was today. That, that gives you some idea what.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody in here is.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was over the weekend. I didn't realize anything for money tonight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird. Weird setup.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that is weird. But Sunday, big day for a football joke writer. It's like my Super Bowl. It's very exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you made an official pick, by the way?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I think the Seahawks win big. Oh, I think the Patriots had a weak schedule, and then, you know, they only had to win two games in the playoffs, and one of them was against a backup quarterback in the snow, and they barely won. I. I think the Seahawks are the much better team. I think they win BY like, like 14.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have seen. I've seen that. 49 to 3. I think was one guy predicted that. And then I. Oh, yeah, I have seen that. The sea. The Patriots are the older team and the Seahawks got a lot of young guys and they're. And they're going to be a little tight and.

[Tom Griswold]

But your official pick right now is the Seahawks. And give. Give away the points, minus the four.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, I mean, Sam Darnold, yes, he's had a wonderful season. Yes, he's going to the super bowl, but there's that. That little bit of a possibility that the Sam Darnold we all knew and loved will come back and rear his ugly head maybe in the fourth quarter and throw a couple picks. Who knows? But.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Right. But. But, you know, but Drake May's a kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He's new to this big stuff. You know, these are bright lights. I don't know. We'll see.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you watched. Have you watched any of the commercials yet that are going to be featured on the.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Oh, you know what? I haven't. I usually do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't done that this year.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Have you seen any good ones?

[Tom Griswold]

I will. Oh, there's. I've seen two great, great ones. I won't give you anything. Except watch the one for Pepsi. It's okay. It's. You'll. It's got a tremendous contemporary cultural reference. Very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Very clever. That's all I'm gonna say. And the one. The one for Budweiser is also terrific, so. Celebrating 250 years of America.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's really.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That's nice. Like Reagan. Reagan tear. Welling America. Stuff like that.

[Bob Zany]

You'll do.

[Tom Griswold]

Just, Just watch it. You'll like it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got some good music.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I did see this. The Seahawks are going up for sale after the Super Bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the rumor. Now, they're denying it, but then they said, yeah, that's true. Or. So. I don't know if that's true or not.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, well, apparently there's been some pressure from the league for them to sell it for a while because the. The owner died and. And like, they're kind of waiting for them to sell it. It's roughly $7 billion. Is between 6 and $8 billion. I'll probably wait till after the divorce is finalized to buy the Seahawks.

[Willie Griswold]

Get a little more liquid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I bet they go for more than ten real.

[Bob Zany]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Ten billion. I bet. So.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I mean, coming off a Super bowl appearance, that's pretty good way to sell your team. Yeah, you don't want to wind up in court splitting the assets, you know? Okay, you get the O line and the end zone seats. I'll get the long snapper and the beer vending. 10 new head coaches hired. Frank Reich not among them. He's been head coach twice in the NFL. And you guys know everybody wants a third Reich.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's so good. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually, these days, Everybody knows it.

[Jeff Oskay]

3.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

3 reichs and you're out. By the way, the German word for France. Do you know this talk. This is a fun fact.

[Tom Griswold]

What is that?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Frank Reich. That's the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's actually spelled the same way. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Frank Reich.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No kidding.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So if I'm German and I'm cheering on Frank Reich, I could yell, go, France.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah. Go Frank Reich.

[Tom Griswold]

And the French. The French word for Germany is come on in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Come on in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it is.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's like, hey, it's the. It's like the Falcons defense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Come on in.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the gentlemanly defense.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Bill Belichick, not a first ballot hall of Famer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

This has to be in part because of the North Carolina thing has been such a disaster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Is that true, Chick?

[Bob Kevoian]

I honestly think. Do you remember a guy who used to cover the NFL, his name was Paul Zimmerman, called himself Dr. Z. He would have reports in Sports Illustrated, this, that, and the other.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he said, as long as there's breath in my body, Ken Stabler will never be in the hall of Fame. I don't know what he meant by that. I think he kept it up because Stabler didn't go in until after Stabler died. And I think Zimmerman was dead as well. But that's what goes on in the voting for the NFL hall of Fame. I think there are 50 writers, and I think Belichick pissed somebody off or that's the way Bill is. You could see that happening. And I think it's entirely personal why he's not in the hall of Fame.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, there's some. He's got some unlikable qualities.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's incredibly unlikable.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's also got, what, eight super bowl rings.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yes. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever been around Kostaki? Have you ever been around somebody who's just incredibly successful and, you know, never misses work and. Yeah, just this, that, and the other. But he's just an awful person to be around.

[Tom Griswold]

I know what that's like.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what that's like, Tom? Yeah, I know. Oh, it's just awesome.

[Christy Lee]

And I think the writers are jealous because he has a hot, young girlfriend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that still. Are they still.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's a spygate. An entire season of cheating might be.

[Christy Lee]

Part of the problem.

[Jeff Oskay]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

And deflate.

[Bob Kevoian]

And deflate. Gate. And there was another one. I think there were three that people are saying, yeah, there's two spy gates. Right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, isn't OJ in the hall of Fame?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but he went in before the.

[Tom Griswold]

G. Slash the throats of a waiter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

That is an important lesson for the kids. Cheaters do prosper, but they'll get a slap on the wrist eventually.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there you go.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you might not get in the hall of Fame on the first ballot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, that's right. I think it's part in part because of North Carolina.

[Bob Zany]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

No one star has fallen so this much by going to the south since the Devil Went down to Georgia stuff on the brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you know, when he went to interview for your Falcons head coaching job twice, it happened exactly the way we all thought it would.

[Tom Griswold]

He.

[Bob Kevoian]

He gave them every inclination that he was going to come in clean house, and it was going to. You know, he was going to be. He was going to be general coach and general manager and do the whole thing, and nobody in Atlanta wanted that. And that's. And he was just Bella chicked all over this meeting, I guess, and that's what happened.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

He also has a losing record in head coaching games without Tom Brady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brady. Oh, yes.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

You know, that's hard to. Yeah, I get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's another one.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

So Belichick was not in the released, newly released Epstein files, although he hopes to get voted in next year.

[Tom Griswold]

I was wondering. Thank you. Long build up. Well worth it.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Giants co owner Steve Tish does appear in the Epstein file. I would definitely call this a giant problem. Please tell me there's not a Tish push.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, please. It's obvious.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

If you think about it, his name is the sound you make when you want to shame people. Think about how sleazy you have to be to make the jets look good by comparison. That's. That's not it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, of course.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Although it Might have been too much if jets owner Woody Johnson was in the Epstein files, that would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The likely number one overall pick in the NFL draft, Fernando Mendoza. To the Raiders. It's all the buzz. Fernando. Is that a good match for Vegas? Fernando is to Vegas as Jazz is to Utah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Seems like a weird fit.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, I agree.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Speaking of weird fit, the Bill's new head coach is Joe Brady. You can't hire a guy named Brady work for the Bills. This your all time worst nemesis. Beat you mercilessly. It's like having Tanya Harden coach Nancy Kerrigan. You're Pepsi. You can't hire a CEO named Coke kicking your ass. Burger K cannot hire a McDonald under any circumstances. Dances, Twitter. Can't hire a guy named Zuckerberg. This, this is like Ike Turner marrying Tina Turner.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now, Kostaki, are you on the road this weekend? Are you going to watch the game?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm home.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm just watching football. Yeah, I got the girls. It'll be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Any other outings planned?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I'm actually, I'm doing a cruise ship the second half of February. I'm going to Baja California. Yeah, I'm excited about that. I've not seen that part of the world, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'll be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be interesting. How many days are you going to be on the boat?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It's two seven day cruises for me, back to back. So it's 14.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. How many shows do you have to do?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

It varies. You kind of wait till you get on the ship and you get this crazy outline. You got to do an early thing here and 15 there and 40 clean here and 40 princess. This one's Norwegian. Oh, I like them. They're fun. I. I find them to be good. They're not the perfect comedy audience because they're not self selected.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Like when you work a club, people have to get it, you know? Takes some doing to go to a comedy club. You got to organize tickets and get babysitter and whatever. When you're on a ship, you just walk down the hall to the free thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now are you gonna stick with the beer?

[Christy Lee]

Weird.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I don't know. I've kind of enjoyed it. I was gonna shave this weekend for the shows and then I was like, ah, screw. It's just comedy. Nobody cares.

[Christy Lee]

Did the ladies like it?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I. I don't know. What do you think?

[Christy Lee]

Well, how about you?

[Tom Griswold]

How about you?

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

How about your daughters? What do your daughters say?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm surprised.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The old the older kid loves it. Okay, so she's like, I think it looks great. So I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. Well, as long as April likes it, that's fine. Fine. I don't care.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah, I had it. I mean, I had it for the Friday show. We had like 900 people at the show with Zany and Han on Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Any comments about the beard from the ladies in the crowd?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

I haven't have not saw a lot of ladies speaking to me broadly. So that's before and after.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's. And what's the name of the ship again? I'm sorry, is it the Norwegian something something?

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

The Norwegian Bliss. I'll be floating around the Mexican Riviera.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes, I believe they call it. All right.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Be fun.

[Pat Godwin]

Be careful of Ensenada.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a place or a disease?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a place south of Tijuana.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Or a relative of mine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks, Kostaki.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks, guys.

[Tom Griswold]

You can find Kostaki online. C O S T A K. I will get a full report on the super bowl from Kostaki coming up next week. Right now, I can see one. It's right there in the parking lot. It is a Hyundai. Our Hyundai lady, of course, is Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

I love my Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai's got something cool going on with the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Of interest, the range on that baby, an estimated 619 miles. That's what the EPA is saying about it, which is amazing. And they have a little motto for the Hyundai Palisade. No cleats on the seats. That means that. That. That one seat way back, you got your backseat, then you got what I used to call the wayback.

[Christy Lee]

Right. It's a three seater. It seats seven because they have captain's chairs in the back seat. So that the third seat is a bench.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's accessible. Yes, by the. The back door because you don't have to climb over the seat. So because you go between the captain seats, that's a great option. One of the cool things about Hyundai and the Palisade hybrid, once again, 619 miles of range. Tell me more, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love my Hyundai. I have had, in fact, you know me, I'm a car girl, and I researched and researched before I bought mine. And I will never not be without it. I love it so much. There are wonderful drive modes you can change on the fly if you get caught in a snowstorm like we did the other day, or if you want to just get a little bit more out of your battery because it's a hybrid, you can flip it onto a smart mode.

[Tom Griswold]

This just in from the South.

[Bob Kevoian]

South.

[Tom Griswold]

You had to hit the snow button in certain parts of South Carolina would.

[Christy Lee]

Have been handy in North Carolina, too. Check out the Hyundai. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or you can call them at 562-314-4603. They'll give you all the details. Or go online. Hyundai USA.com that's H Y U N D A I USA.com love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Kostaki was just talking about working with Bob Zany. Bob Zany is going to be our guest coming up in about 45 minutes. Hope you can hang out with us. We're coming back with more from the Christy Lee news desk in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, check Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have a question.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Coming up, there's Willie Griswold at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cow Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Tom, I believe Jeff Oscar has a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. What do you got?

[Jeff Oskay]

So I've just noticed this in the past month. I don't know what's going on. Maybe the older gentleman. So I just use the restroom. I urinated afterwards. I give it a good shake. I spin it around like a top hat, like I do a cane. I do everything. Yet still a minute later, one drop of dribble comes out and hits the pants. Is this common? What is happening?

[Christy Lee]

That's just started.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's just started.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I mean, why are you listening to her? She has no access to this equipment like I use.

[Jeff Oskay]

I try to get everything out of it.

[Willie Griswold]

You got to really get that thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

And, but just in the past month, there's just one, like a minute later.

[Willie Griswold]

Have you tried, you know when you can't get the last bit of toothpaste.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out.

[Jeff Oskay]

Grab it from the base and ring it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. You roll it up.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what I do? I hit it on my boot.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right?

[Bob Kevoian]

However, if you squeeze it at the bottom, the things might get carried away. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'll give this all a try. Thanks for the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like Pat hitting on his boot.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I haven't tried hitting it on my boot.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta goof around with that thing, let it know who's boss.

[Jeff Oskay]

Boss.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Roll it down.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem now, with the cold weather, check local listings. Is all that salt on your boot? That could sting, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if you have an open lesion, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Crawls up the tip.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're actually. This is the perfect.

[Christy Lee]

So is that. Why did they call it the drip? Didn't they call a gonorrhea the drip at one point?

[Tom Griswold]

The nail, the drip? There's quite a few.

[Christy Lee]

Is it drip drip when you have that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure which one. I think one of the. I've never had that. I think one of them does. I believe Drip.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever gotten soap down in there in the. In the pee hole?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

It stings.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta give yourself a good go.

[Tom Griswold]

You take a pipe cleaner and Ivory soap.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like to keep a tight ship.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want to be putting anything in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have that actually coming up in the news in a very unusual way, I think. Christy, you know what story I'm talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

About through performance art. What are you talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's a couple of different.

[Tom Griswold]

A guy in Jamaica had an issue.

[Christy Lee]

Had to go to the doctor. They removed a metal car part that got stuck on his penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

A car part on his penis. So it could have been a lot worse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hope it wasn't a transmission. That hurt.

[Christy Lee]

An emergency room physician told the Jamaica Star that the patient came in complaining of severe swelling and pain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you think there are people out there who take battery cables and pinch things with them, leave them hanging on it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nipples and stuff. Don't you think?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I feel something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A little battery charger on the nipple. That's a good Friday night for them.

[Christy Lee]

No. Doctor explained the man had placed a metal ring. Car part at the base of his penis to, quote, hold an erection when it got stuck.

[Tom Griswold]

We've all been there.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so what ring would it be like a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, plugs, points and rings. You've ever heard that? Plugs and points and rings.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe that's what.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so it was a car part. It's described as a car part.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Healthcare workers use specialized equipment to safely remove the ring. The physician said the man's penis was okay, but noted the incident could have cost him his manhood had he delayed seeking medical help. Well, lots of blood to it, I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they got it off. Don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

But how.

[Tom Griswold]

Lefty Lucy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Righty tighty, lefty.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to get that thing up. Ironically, it was from a hummer I understand.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, we had that guy last year who got his members stuck in a muffler and was having sex with mufflers. But he had to stop. He said that he was exhausted.

[Tom Griswold]

It. He had me for a second.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hardy nod, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, all right. I gave you the neuro now.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I could just see the headline. Would it be auto erotica or something totally different? Yeah, yeah. We have another story involving the male member.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Doctors say more men are seeking out so called scrotox to enhance the aesthetics of their genitals.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't believe this for a second.

[Christy Lee]

And when it comes to treating erectile dysfunction, some men are turning to something referred to as Bocox. Bocox. Dr. Mike Tee, senior doctor at the Harley street skin clinic told Indy100 that a growing number of men are seeking Botox injection injections in their scrotum to achieve a smoother, less wrinkled appearance or lower hanging look.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

But now. And we've talked about the that before, now this procedure called Bocox is employing botulism toxin to help treat sexual dysfunction as well. They inject it into the penis, the neurotoxin, it can help relax muscles and enhance blood flow, therefore helping men achieve and maintain an erection.

[Tom Griswold]

So do they do this in the office?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Zany]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Gladys. The waiting room.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, do they have to go out in the outer. It too much noise from the screen.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean I don't understand if.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is a long term thing rather than like a once off, like.

[Christy Lee]

A. Oh, you mean like do you do this right before you have sex? Is that like. I mean, I don't know. It just says here the treatment is aimed at patients for whom medications like Viagra or Calis don't work anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's B, C, O, X. Ah, I understand the famous dual sports athlete Bo Jackson has endorsed a version of this called Brotox.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bo knows. Bo knows Botox.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say Bo knows Cox.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Bo right there.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who Bo Jackson was, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

An athlete?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Baseball, Football. Great. Great at both.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sadly. But that's weird.

[Jeff Oskay]

On a positive, it makes your penis look 10 years younger.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Jeff Oskay]

You got that going for you.

[Christy Lee]

So it looks 10 years younger. Maybe it acts 10 years younger.

[Tom Griswold]

So the scrotox was the one we.

[Christy Lee]

Had for the balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

But thank you.

[Willie Griswold]

That's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you mind these? Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Someone who wants to look like fresh eggs.

[Willie Griswold]

That's just for aesthetics. This is performance.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but who's looking at it?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, hopefully nobody's look.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, the scrotox. The scrotox has to be. That has to be a gay thing. The scrotox.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't have to be. No.

[Willie Griswold]

I think that you'd be shocked by this. There are some women that are attracted to men.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there women who go, hey, not tonight, it's too wrinkly.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know. Whenever mine gets too wrinkly, I just turn the shower water on real hot, throw it over the top.

[Tom Griswold]

It just seems. And the other one, the so called bocox, I mean, I don't want. Is it something that one does? As I asked before, right before the activity?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, Tom. I'll look it up and find out for you.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be weird. You walk in the bedroom, there's some dude with a needle and a spoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just getting ready to shoot up some dude there.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Why couldn't you shoot your. Shoot yourself up. Why would you need a guy to do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because it says, this is the doctor. He says that they. He's shooting. It just seems weird.

[Willie Griswold]

I'd imagine it lasts for like three to four weeks, much like conventional Botox does for a woman's appearance.

[Tom Griswold]

Just curious because that would be a weird ritual.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're gonna feel a small prick. So are you. That was good. Now let's move on. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom show news desk. What's happening over there?

[Christy Lee]

Authorities have arrested four Buddhist monks found with drugs, porn, sex toys and escort directories. According to the Daily Mail, police rated.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably the. They're recruiting. That must be the easiest monkey to get guys to join. When they see what you get to do.

[Christy Lee]

They raided the from Sunthan monastery in Chonburi province after villagers complained of alleged drug and firearm use on temple grounds. In addition to all this fun stuff, three monks also allegedly tested positive for methamphetamine. A video published by News Flare shows officers holding up a penis pump found in one of the monk's bedrooms and mimed its purpose. We all know what the penis pump is for.

[Willie Griswold]

This is like Animal House.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Awesome.

[Willie Griswold]

These guys are partying.

[Christy Lee]

They were taken into custody for allegedly violating their vows.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they have enlightenment. That's is amazing.

[Willie Griswold]

That's how they float. It's the mess.

[Pat Godwin]

I have a ring around my thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Buddha. Buddha. I suppose going on those hunger fast things is a lot easier if you're shooting up meth. Speed helps. Yeah. Just saying. Now what's the story in the monks? Are they still walking across America?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The peace Walk. Walk as of yet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are they now?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, but I know they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Omaha, Nebraska.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's probably pretty.

[Christy Lee]

I know they were definitely walking through a lot of snow, and they had to. They all had shoes on and coats.

[Jeff Oskay]

And where are they? Are they headed Tony Shaloop's house?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because he played.

[Tom Griswold]

He played.

[Pat Godwin]

Together.

[Willie Griswold]

That's their peace.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeff hit his head.

[Willie Griswold]

I think that made me laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget where their ultimate goal is.

[Christy Lee]

The two the 2300. The 2300 mile journey from Fort Worth, Texas, to Washington, D.C. as Jeff just said, is spreading peace, love, kindness, and compassion to the United States and the world. Looks like they're in Virginia. They might be real close to being done. Let me.

[Willie Griswold]

Good for them, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't this have been a better thing to do in the light on the leave in the spring?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

If these guys were balancing a ladder on their chin for peace, you'd love it. It'd be a favorite news story. But they're walking for peace, and you hate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're walking on stilts for peace, you'd be up there. Yes, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome. That'd be cool.

[Christy Lee]

Richmond, Virginia.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they wearing, like, those shiny vests so that people don't hit them? Them.

[Christy Lee]

There's a huge line. You're not going to miss them.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone already hit one of them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, one of them lost their leg, like, for real. Right, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I believe you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they aware that we have public transportation?

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you been on a Greyhound?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather walk the Monk bus. It'd be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, they have a dog with them. Remember that dog got little tired and they had to put him in the truck for a while.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say down. I thought you were going.

[Tom Griswold]

What else have you got, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Kids get things stuck in their noses all the time. Willie, you want to take this one?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I got a blueberry stuck up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Legos, marbles, pen caps, blueberries. But in this case, a child managed to lodge a metal combination lock inside his nose.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, my gosh. This is the final boss of nose play.

[Christy Lee]

According to officials in China's Hunan province, firefighters in the city of Haihua were called in after doctors determined the lock couldn't be safely removed by hand.

[Tom Griswold]

They can pick his nose, but they can't pick a lock?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Fire crews use specialized cutting tools to carefully cut the lock apart while medics stood by making sure the child wasn't injured. The operation successful. Child was not seriously hurt and he was returned safely to his family.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I didn't. I hate to say this because Chick gets mad, but if you're watching the pit, there is a scene where a kid comes in with, say this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there are lots of people that haven't seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, just he. It's not. It doesn't spoil anything. A kid comes in with things stuck in his nose. And of course, it reminded me of when Willie had the blueberry in his nose. Yeah. And I was able to get it out. This is. Can be a lesson for everybody. I called a doctor buddy of mine. He told me what to do. Willie, he. We laid him down on the kitchen island. And then. I'm gonna get this right. And then we closed your one nostril and the blueberry was in this one, right? And then he opened his mouth and I blew in and the blueberry flew out and my dog Elvis ate it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Willie Griswold]

And that was the last time that me and him touched.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you believe that? You know what?

[Jeff Oskay]

Do you remember this?

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe that.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I remember it. I would put blueberries up there and then I would eat them. I thought they made them taste better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you did.

[Willie Griswold]

I was seasoning them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought, what? It made them taste better.

[Willie Griswold]

I was 4.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you want to defend?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

What were you doing? What's wrong with you? I wasn't shoving food in my orifice. I was thinking their taste better.

[Willie Griswold]

You look at them every day. By a lunatic is what's wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I tried my best. What can you do?

[Pat Godwin]

It's pretty easy to get stuff stuck up there. I had half a gram stuck up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You really didn't care, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Now I have an Update on your BoCox.

[Pat Godwin]

When you say that, it hits so.

[Tom Griswold]

Harshly, it's B, O, C, O, X.

[Willie Griswold]

And also Bo Cox sounds like the newest country star. Bo Cox touring with Luke Combs this summer.

[Christy Lee]

The injections usually last around six months and the results take about several days to work because full results are visible, actually after about six weeks. So it takes a while for the muscles to relax, even with 50 to 100 units of botulism stuck into your.

[Tom Griswold]

But do they inject?

[Christy Lee]

I mean inject it right into it on both sides. It says here I would have called.

[Jeff Oskay]

It Cox TX instead.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, Cox Talks would be a great podcast, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it would.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, you think with them. You might as well talk with them.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go, ladies and gentlemen. A funny girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Ties it right up, doesn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hardy Har har.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of wisdom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extra. Just announced from my boy Adam Schefter. Patriots owner Robert Kraft not selected to the Pro Football hall of Fame either on the first ballot. That just went down because of the handies.

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Mo. Mo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Moments ago. So now Belichick and Kraft both kept out on first ballot in general.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't this much ado about nothing?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Hall of Fames in general. Pretty dumb.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they? Yeah, I think it's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

No, if you're really gonna. You're really gonna worry about Bill Belichick not getting. He's. He's got the money. He's got the rings.

[Pat Godwin]

Iron Maiden isn't in. Did you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you hear that? Iron Maiden's not in the Rock and.

[Pat Godwin]

Roll Sports hall of Fame.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Sports hall of Fame. They're not the NFL hall hall of Fame. Well, if Iron Maiden's not in the NFL hall of Fame, I don't want to watch football anymore, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. Look at some of the losers that are in that and some of the great bands that aren't. It's a joke. So I'm not going to waste running.

[Bob Kevoian]

Out of bands to put in the hall of Fame, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, there's a bunch of great ones out there. Okay, let's get little feed in there. We'll talk. Now, speaking of journeys, as you know, Kostaki is going to be getting on a big ship, having some fun. That'll be cool. What's. What is the name of the boat again?

[Christy Lee]

The Norwegian Bliss. I'm actually on their website right now. It's Levity Comedy Club is what that's called? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, okay. Well, go see Kostaki if you want.

[Christy Lee]

And they have the Caravan Club on this ship. They have an actual Beatles cover band that plays there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, I've seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, have you really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They're good.

[Tom Griswold]

Things don't go well around here. Do you want to be John Leonard or Paul McCartney?

[Pat Godwin]

I think I'd be a Bella.

[Tom Griswold]

Jordan Chick will be Ringo. Ace, you can be the manager we have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to be Ringo.

[Willie Griswold]

Billy Preston.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, That's. Ace can be Billy Preston. Perfect. It'll require you to become gay, but we can figure that out. Now, speaking of tours and trips, Christy Lee's going to be going on a tour to Italy. You can go with her.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Join me. September 23rd. We're going to Italy, kids. The classic sites of Rome. Did you see where the Tevi fountain is actually charging you now? $2.63 to get close? Because they're having.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you get changed to throw it into the fountain.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. No, it's actually a good thing because the crowds get so bad you can't get close. Now it's managed, and so we'll be able to get close to it. The spot steps, the Vatican Museum.

[Tom Griswold]

How does that work at that fountain? At the fountain, do you make a wish there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's where you make a wish.

[Tom Griswold]

How many you allow.

[Christy Lee]

How many coins do you have?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's one coin per wish.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What about. Does it matter what the denomination is? I mean, is a penny worth a crummy wish and a.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it depends on how bad you want your wish.

[Tom Griswold]

Kennedy half dollar.

[Christy Lee]

I think they'll prefer you use euros, but you do whatever you want. We will also be checking out Venice, Umbria, Tuscany. And we kind of land in Lake Como. I've never been there. I'm very excited.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't Como water? What? Isn't that What? In Italian?

[Christy Lee]

Como. Como.

[Bob Kevoian]

Como. Like what?

[Christy Lee]

Colette makes travel easy. They take care of everything. Flights, meals, hotels, local experiences, all you have to do. And if you've never traveled before, this is a wonderful way, especially overseas, to get to see and do things that you might be afraid to do on your own.

[Bob Kevoian]

And maybe Christy will be there to tell you where you've gone wrong all those times. Right.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not helping.

[Bob Zany]

Or.

[Christy Lee]

We're gonna have a great. A great time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course you are.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we are. Don't miss this chance to see Italy with me now.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, real quick, this is important. If you're going to Rome with Christie, go see the Spanish Steps now, because Spain is taking them back next year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's a lie. Spanish Steps are in Rome.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

For those of you that have ever opened up a book. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Back to you, 800-581-8942 or visit bobandtom.comtrip to learn more. That's bobandtom.com tripp. Colette Travel makes it easy. And seriously, it's a great, great, fun group. I know a lot of people have already signed up. Don't miss out. We only can take certain amount of people. Once it's done, it's done.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very cool. Thanks, Christy. Coming up, we have more items from the world of news. Also, we're going to talk with comedian Bob Zani. We're going to have our history lesson and other delights, including a really odd, cool Thing coming out of McDonald's restaurants. Wait till you hear this. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news desk. Hello. There's Pat Garrett. Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Jeff Osk.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, man. There's Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's over there at the IH Steven Singer, Sidekick Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Tom. Stretching. Nice morning stretch. Out of the way there.

[Christy Lee]

You know what time it is, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

I got a watch on you?

[Christy Lee]

No. It's time for your history lesson.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. Yeah. And we have a visual. A visual quiz today in history.

[Christy Lee]

Today, another pop quiz.

[Jeff Oskay]

Perfect history.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have that visual for everybody? For those of you listening on the radio, I'll try to explain what this is. It's a photograph of a gentleman. There we go.

[Christy Lee]

It's a mug shot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What do you think of that guy? Would you say fairly handsome? Chris.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a head of hair, that's for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that Pretty Boy Floyd?

[Tom Griswold]

It is Pretty Boy Floyd.

[Christy Lee]

Good job, chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no wonder they called him Pretty Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So my question is, do you think the pretty boy was meant to be ironic?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, he's not unattractive, but I wouldn't seek him out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's also a violent criminal.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

His hair. His hairstyle is up to date.

[Christy Lee]

His hair is up to date.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I right on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that style is back. A pretty. I think he's a handsome guy.

[Christy Lee]

He's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Pretty Boy Floyd. Because it's interesting, in contemporary society we have some musicians named after famous gangsters.

[Willie Griswold]

Referencing a Machine Gun Kelly.

[Tom Griswold]

Machine Gun Kelly, for example.

[Bob Kevoian]

About the only one I can.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. Anybody else?

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a band called Dillinger? If not, there should be. The point is, Pretty Boy, you made.

[Bob Kevoian]

Up a band name in your. In your head. There was a band in the absolute called Dillons.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Charles. Pretty Boy Floyd, born in 1904. And he was a kind of a violent criminal.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

But a cool nickname, don't you think?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And while I'm at it, let's go Back in history, a Ferdinand Magellan born in this state in 1480.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he was good at giving directions.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he went.

[Bob Kevoian]

He went around the world, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Circumcised the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, he sure did. Or circumnavigated. I'm not sure which.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, here we go. This is. You might remember this. Born in 1874, Gertrude Stein.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Steven.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think there's ever been a feminism, a stripper named Gertrude? Probably.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you think there's a flamboyant artist, a performance artist named Hertrude Stein or something? You know how they. They make wordplay with their names?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I hear what you're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cross dressers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Drag queens.

[Tom Griswold]

A Gertrude Stein could be a nothing for her. A monster.

[Bob Kevoian]

A monster.

[Tom Griswold]

Her brother Franken and Gertrude Stein. She's. Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who is she?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's the. In the Hemingway era, the woman that edited. Lived in Paris, that edited a lot of stuff. And, oh, she's portrayed, I want to say, in a Woody Allen movie. Who is that?

[Pat Godwin]

Owen Wilson, the one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that one. Great movie. There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, I like that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

But Dr. Heimlich was born in this date in 1920. We talked with Henry Heimlich.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, we did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you get choked up when you hear that time.

[Christy Lee]

Save a life.

[Tom Griswold]

He was quite the hugger, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever seen anybody from behind ever seen anybody do the Heimlich maneuver?

[Christy Lee]

I have.

[Willie Griswold]

Are you trying to make me tell the story of when I did it? Hart pretended she was choking because thought it was funny. I leaned in to give her the Heimlich. I squeezed her. She was just joking around. She started crying. She was scared of me for like six months.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aw.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it was a whole thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, hang on, Willie.

[Christy Lee]

I hope you shared that story, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

He looks right at me go, oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is way to bring this up, Tom.

[Willie Griswold]

Everyone's gonna love this one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think it's important because the Heimlich maneuver, often people think that people are joking when they're choking.

[Bob Kevoian]

I ain't joking. I'm joking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you gotta ask, are you okay? And it's very important to know that. Have you ever seen it happen when someone does the Heimlich? Often what's stuck?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't get out.

[Tom Griswold]

My head goes flying out of their mouth. But we talked with Dr. Heimlich many years ago.

[Willie Griswold]

Slowik.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we were. We were talking about a friend of ours that Climbed Mount Everest. That he had to be Heimliched to save his life. Happy birthday, Nathan Lane.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, he's the best.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he Diane Lane's husband? No, I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, maybe her brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, and let's see now we have Isla Fisher, born in 1970. Isn't she married to Borat?

[Willie Griswold]

She was, yeah, they were.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always get Isla Fisher and that.

[Christy Lee]

Girl that was in the Disney film, Amy Adams. Yes. They look exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

They look exactly alike.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Samuel Clemens became Mark Twain. Twain, yeah. On this date in 1863, a so called pen name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that his birth date or the day he chose to go? Mark Twain.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently that was the time when he first published under.

[Willie Griswold]

He was originally gonna go by Samuel X, but he changed it. Sort of a better one to go with.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Willie Griswold]

We're trying to have fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, guys.

[Willie Griswold]

Come on. Haitian Islam joke. Glad to get along with that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Willie Griswold]

Having fun with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Were there pencils? What? Before the. Because there were pens first, right? Quills.

[Bob Kevoian]

Quill pens, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

And then I think they were chisels first.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that. Are we going back that far?

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, I mean, where we start, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would imagine probably use their finger and feces to write, I would think.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just kind of wondering when did the pencil come along?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. It was invented around 1560.

[Tom Griswold]

The pencil?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, in Italy.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm pretty sure the pencil. I'm pretty sure the pen was first because I know the pencil is number two.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. There we go.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, we gotta do something. The mics are here.

[Jeff Oskay]

Having a good time?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, we're trying our best.

[Christy Lee]

The first mass produced Pencils were in 1662 in Nuremberg, Germany.

[Tom Griswold]

Were they. And were they really made of lead.

[Christy Lee]

Using powdered graphite mixed with binders?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea. Now, on this date in 1882, this is for you, Christy Lee. Question, question. P.T. barnum bought what?

[Christy Lee]

He bought a circus.

[Tom Griswold]

He bought an animal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh. A tiger. Elephant. Elephant named Chick knows this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jumbo.

[Tom Griswold]

Jumbo, yeah. So does the word jumbo, meaning big, come from that story or was.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna say. Yeah, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, That's a great word. Jumbo. Jumbo. Jumbo shrimp.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't. Wasn't gumbo an answer in wordle a couple months ago? I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

A couple days ago, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right. It was. The answer actually was gumbo.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it was jumbo.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it jumbo?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was. My. My puzzle lit up when I got Jumbo.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I know. I got it either way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you guess gumbo?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but then I got.

[Bob Zany]

You, idiot.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't gumbo. It's jumbo.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we mentioned this earlier. Sad news. In the world of rock and roll in 1959, it's known as the day the music died. And it's, of course, the plane crash. Yeah, sad. Very sad. We were talking out there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we went to the site.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've been to. Yeah, the. What's the name of the arena? The Ball. Ball Dust Room.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we played there.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, the Ball Dust Room.

[Tom Griswold]

And wasn't this famous? The famous story that surf ball Waylon Jennings didn't get on the plane because he had to take somebody's laundry or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he lost a coin flip.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

The movie Coin Toss in the green room that we were in.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

With Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, I thought it was something about laundry. In 1962, JFK banned trade with Cuba Cuber. Cuber. But I think he already had a pretty good stash of cigars, just in case.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it pissed off Lee Harvey Oswald. Last guy you want to make mad, right? Finally, on this date, the great song Purple Haze recorded by Jimmy Hendricks. Ladies and gentlemen. That's our music hunk and our history hunk. And coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Bob Zany. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Aut Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Chuck. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold, under the weather. There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

We do. Through the magic of electricity, we now are looking at the face of and the chin of. There we go. There we go. It's Bob Zany, comedian.

[Bob Zany]

Oh, you guys. I don't know what camera to look at.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing. You're doing just the other one. That one.

[Christy Lee]

That one.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing just fine. I was just trying to see. Do you have facial hair going there? Is that just a shame?

[Bob Zany]

Yeah, I have a little bit of a goatee happening, Tom. I've only had it for 14 years now, so thanks for noticing.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just the angle because we're getting mostly chin.

[Bob Zany]

Well, thank you. I can't thank you enough for all your compliments so far.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think the fact that you have a chin now, you've dropped. Dropped some weight. You're looking good.

[Bob Zany]

Yeah, I dropped a little weight. I'm working on it again. You know, I have. I have gained and lost more pounds than the London Stock Exchange.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a lot of pounds. My friend, Bob Zany, comedian. Let me just. Let me give Bob a couple credits here. Bob's Dry Bar Special. Dare I ask, Bob, how many million views at this point?

[Bob Zany]

Well, across all social media, but on YouTube alone, over 9 million. About 42. Plus one of the videos actually went viral, got about 12 million views. So, you know, there's so many platforms out there now and of course, I'm. I'm just boring Willie with information like this.

[Willie Griswold]

No, man, that's cool. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I, I can.

[Bob Zany]

Willie, you look. You look great, Willie. My God. I. Generation Lazy is really happening.

[Willie Griswold]

A lot coming from Generation Zany.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. But look at that hair. I mean, Willie's. He's got that, that pompadour for going.

[Bob Zany]

For God, it really looks great. And just look at your dad and know that that's the future.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Bob, I want to remind everybody that Pat Godwin has a dry bar special in the works.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aren't you glad, Bob, you could check in so Pat, so I can get.

[Pat Godwin]

A plug in during Bob's bit.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm just setting. I'm setting this up. I wanted to just point out Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was going to say something. Go ahead, Bob.

[Bob Zany]

No, I was going to say I. I've been on record on this show that I'm going to help Pat get it. To get the word out and teach him some of the tricks of the trade.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Bob Zany]

It's always about talking about the special. Jason, your producer, was kind enough to mock me over the special before I came on the air. And then Tom went after me. What a joy. So far.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't come after. I was really wonderful to get up early and be a part of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just saying you can watch the dry bar special. And I mean, it's obviously been in production. In Pat's case, they filmed it a Year ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you get to see.

[Bob Zany]

I had the same thing. It takes time to. To. To put it together and launch it properly, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Zany]

You just don't launch these things. And Pat and Chick are starting to look alike. Are they dating?

[Pat Godwin]

We're trying to. We've been talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, that's our.

[Bob Zany]

My God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Private business. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Zany]

Well, it's none of my business, but I was just in Iowa last week with Cast, by the way, and Greg Hahn, and Iowa has the best convenience stores in the world. They have the get and go, the come and go, and the stop and go. Now, I'm no expert, but nobody wants you to stay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Bob, it's my understanding that a couple things here, you're going to be at the grand opening of the Laugh Factory at the Horseshoe Casino.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I tell you? Can everyone look at that magnificent deadpan bastard. Look at that. My God.

[Christy Lee]

We love you, Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying my best to get the plugs in. Bob.

[Bob Zany]

No, get the plugs in. The Laugh Factory.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is going to be February 9th through the 11th. This is on the Strip in Vegas.

[Bob Zany]

Yeah, it used to be Bally's. It's now the Horseshoe. And as you know, I played the Laugh Factory at the Old Trop, which is now going to be the Oakland A stadium.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. So they.

[Bob Zany]

They're doing the re. Grand opening and I'm there for it. So. So it's going to be great shows. Two shows a night for three nights. If you're headed to Vegas, a lot of people head to Vegas, you know, why not come out and check out the show?

[Tom Griswold]

So I've heard.

[Bob Zany]

Tell me what I truly think of Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

On February 19th, you're going to be at the. Is it pronounced the Hagen Museum in Stockton, California?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I am.

[Bob Zany]

I'm doing a big comedy show there.

[Tom Griswold]

At a museum?

[Bob Zany]

Yeah. Well, you've seen my act.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was going to say, wow. Not that these jokes are old. Okay, sorry. February 21st, it's the sports Lounge in Riverbank, California.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where's Riverbank?

[Bob Zany]

It's. I think it's an hour north of Stockton. I'll find out when I Google it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then in St. Charles, Illinois, Greater Chicago, the Moonlight Theater, March 7 with Bob Zany. You get information.

[Bob Zany]

It's just me in concert. It's just me in concert. So it's kind of exciting because, Tom, it's the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I see. Now, you're also. According to this sheet that I've just been handed, you're going to be portraying Mayor Goodfeller in a new sitcom with Roseanne Barr and Randy Quaid called Meemaw. Tell me about that.

[Bob Zany]

Well, I just was in Austin, Texas. That's where they filmed the episodes. I play the mayor and Randy Quaid plays the sheriff. What a great guy Randy Quaid is. I kept doing extra jokes during my speech, and of course, he would just stare at me like, you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big Randy Quaid fan. I know he's had some issues, but he's.

[Bob Zany]

No, he's a really great guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He.

[Bob Zany]

He actually said that he used. He grew up in Texas and then now he's back there filming, but he lives in Vermont. And I don't. I think I probably gave you too much information.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. He's. I. Check out the movie the Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz and get back to me. Great movie.

[Bob Zany]

Okay, listen. It's a great sitcom. And Roseanne, you know, she hired me.

[Tom Griswold]

To be in this.

[Bob Zany]

And we'll see what happens. Happens. There's a lot of excitement. It's going to be on a streaming service. We. We don't have the announcement just yet.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Zany]

But I had a really great time. Andre Damato, who's in it, who plays Christopher's girlfriend and the Sopranos, he's also in it, too. So some. Some big names and then me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Bob, do we have time to do a Fix the joke? Okay, what have you got?

[Bob Zany]

We'll do the Daily Report.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Bob Zany]

Let's get right to it. It's official. Wikipedia has turned 25 years old, which is how long I've been married to Cindy Crawford. According to Wikipedia, a new study has found a popular erectile dysfunction drug could reverse hearing loss, which gives a whole new meaning to hard of hearing.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very sweet.

[Bob Zany]

And everyone's and everyone's favorite rapper, Whiz Kafila. Is that how you pronounce his last name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Khalifa. Khalifa.

[Bob Zany]

Khalifa was sentenced to nine months in a Romanian prison for possession of marijuana. His attorney says the court costs have left him broke and he no longer has a pot to whiz in. And in showbiz news, actor Jude Law will play Zigfried and Andrew Garfield will play Roy. And the new biopic Zigfried and Roy. They said they got the roles of the gay couple because Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were just too believable. And Pope Leo has released his favorite movies of all time. Are you ready? I'm sure you report on this, right, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Zany]

Ordinary People sound The music and It's a Wonderful Life. What you didn't report is his least favorite movies of all time. Omen. Omen 2. And anything with Paulie Shore in it, I like to call the Zane report Time capsule. We go back in time at great risk to my health and my chins, where we revisit the past day report.

[Tom Griswold]

He's rewinding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. Where are we?

[Bob Zany]

I think you're gonna like Tomo. I think you're gonna like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are we?

[Bob Zany]

What are from August? August 13, 2019. Dateline, Florida.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Zany]

A woman says lightning destroyed her septic tank, causing her toilet to explode. And in a sign of poetic justice, it also hit the ceiling fan. The smartest poop joke you people will ever hear. Bobzani.net's the website. By the way, if you want us to check out all the information Tom gave you and visit my Makari story, It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's Bob zany dot net. So who has Bob zany dot com?

[Bob Zany]

I do, too. It's really. It's a long story, Tom. You don't want to know it.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how I don't want to know it?

[Bob Zany]

Oh, thank you. You know, you. You can also book me on cameo or get the exciting wake me if you're horny T shirt. That shirt has changed Willie's life. Now he gets a good night's sleep. Look at that hair. My God.

[Willie Griswold]

Thanks, man.

[Bob Zany]

You can't even see the tape, Willie. It's really good.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Bob, the.

[Bob Zany]

Are the.

[Tom Griswold]

The eat salmon. The other pink meat shirts. Are those exclusively available at, like, on. On Etsy or ebay or.

[Bob Zany]

No, no, it'[e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you still. You still have them?

[Bob Zany]

I still do. And also a brand new shirt I'm. I'm first people I'm telling it about. It's a great shirt. Christie's gonna love this shirt. It says, I have no friends, and that's more than Enough. [e-mail] we just. We just released that one. We're gonna. We're very excited here. It's just me. What am I talking about? My wife doesn't even talk to me anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's still going on, huh? Okay. That's just for you, buddy.

[Bob Zany]

Aaron o' Connor is very funny, and she's going on the road this next weekend, so we're very excited. She'll be in Camp Verde, Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Bob Zany]

So finally.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, if you're going to Vegas February 9th through the 11th at the Laugh Factory. This is complicated. At the Horseshoe Hotel and Casino, formerly Valleys on the strip. Look for Mr. [e-mail]. thanks, Bob. It's always a great pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

Good stuff.

[Bob Zany]

Well, thank you guys for having me. And I. I really. I mean this, Tom. Without all the people around you, you wouldn't have to be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Bob. Oh, God, that's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now the big game's coming up, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much. Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, don't forget, you can check out chicks. Pick, pick. Where do you find that again?

[Bob Kevoian]

The Chick McGee on Instagram. And plus my baby pitch girl when I was two years old, I got that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice. Coming up. You ever wonder what happened to one of those. One of those babies that was DNA'd on the Maury Povich Show?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we got a story coming up for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding me?

[Tom Griswold]

No. You're gonna. And a story that will make you really angry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, me or everyone?

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

You especially.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why am I sitting here then?

[Christy Lee]

You will. As soon as I open my mouth, you're gonna know why.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it this way, my son Sam called Me and said, do you think we should do this show or will it make Chick too mad?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay, I'm ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Be ready. Okay. You'll want to find out what I'm talking about by sticking around the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios where we are. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Pat Godwin. Hi, Chick. Hey, Jeff oski.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, Chuck McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Willie Griswold. What's up, dog? The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man, I am Chick McGee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

What you doing over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just getting organized over here. We got a bunch of stuff coming up, including, I believe, a song from Pat Godwin. And we promised an update on one of those people who showed up on the Maury Povich Show. The famous paternity tests we have. Well, you'll see. We have a result from that. But what have you got?

[Christy Lee]

For starters, Christina McDonald's is in the news today, kids, debuting McNugget McNugget Caviar for Valentine's Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. The fast food chain partnering with Paramount Caviar to offer online only limited edition McNugget caviar kits featuring premium. Is it barely stoosier? I don't know. How do you say that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Barilla.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's B E B A E R, I, I. Huh? Barry.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he was in Lulfi. Was he?

[Christy Lee]

Barry Sturgeon caviar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Paul Berer, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Kids include a 1oz tin of McNugget caviar, a mother of pearl caviar spoon, because you've got to have the spoon, of course, plus creme shot, creme chef creme Frachet, and a 25 arch card to purchase McDonald's chicken nuggets. This unique offering is available at McNugget Caviar.com Tuesday through Tuesday, February 10th.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

What an odd.

[Christy Lee]

Are you a caviar guy?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, I've had.

[Christy Lee]

I had. I've.

[Tom Griswold]

Very unusual. Yeah, I've had it a couple times.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. See, in instead of using a toast point. Oh, you put that on the McNugget and you put the creme fraiche and then the ca caviar.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never had caviar in my mouth.

[Willie Griswold]

There's a place in Chicago that does this. Exactly. It's not from McDonald's. But it's like. It's like $28. And I did it one time because it's kind of fun. And you have one bite and you go, yeah, this. This stinks. This is dumb.

[Christy Lee]

I was at a friend's house for the Rose bowl, and they had some caviar, and they're like. I'm like, yes, it's just not my thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's real salty, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But really kind of a new.

[Bob Kevoian]

New.

[Christy Lee]

A new twist.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. I'm sorry, did you say this is sturgeon eggs or something?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not. It's not the eggs from the Filet o fish?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And hey, listen, don't knock my order at McDonald's. Filet o fish every time. I love the Filet o fish.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't had a Filet o fish in 30 years.

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

By God, I might have a Filet o fish.

[Christy Lee]

I might have to get one today, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've sold me.

[Tom Griswold]

They are delightful.

[Christy Lee]

I have to get it without the tartar sauce, and it takes forever because they have to make it special.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on, hang on. Did you hear what she' over there. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I can just see this. Don't you. He takes those people to Italy. Can you imagine it? Yeah, well, I like my pasta dry.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't do that in Italy. Trust me.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, it's Italy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they have Italians there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. Okay, now you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Where do they find out about your trip to Italy?

[Christy Lee]

Christy bobandtom.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

Or bob and tom.com trip. Either way. A woman from West Virginia says she's addicted to. To eating her own toenails.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, let's hear her out.

[Bob Kevoian]

This could be mother.

[Christy Lee]

The woman identified as Janet Samuel.

[Bob Kevoian]

I blame you.

[Christy Lee]

Her unusual habit during an episode of TLC is my strange addiction. I can't watch that show. She explains she's been chewing off her own toenails for about 26 years. She can eat as much as 60 nail clippings every single week and enjoys them the most after a sweaty workout.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what, man? I'm not too worried about my pot addiction. I'm fine with that. A little pot, a little gummy every so often. I'm fine with that. I'm not eating my toenails.

[Tom Griswold]

I hear she cooks them in little rolls. Totinos.

[Willie Griswold]

Well done. That was funny. But I'm just. I'm pissed and I'm. It's gross right now. I can't laugh.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I understand why you thought Chick would be mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that. I mean, if. Wouldn't it cut your mouth?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I think.

[Christy Lee]

And they get stuck in your teeth or something. Or in your gum.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had that story about the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right. That's why the person went to the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they went to the dentist and they couldn't figure out what was wrong, and they pulled part of a toenail out of her gum. And that's pretty gross. I mean, a lot of people chew their fingernails. I don't know why. It seems so much more disgusting when it's the toenail.

[Christy Lee]

Well, first of all, you got to get them up there. She's gotta be a limber gal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I.

[Christy Lee]

Can you reach your donut?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

God, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not at all. I mean, I can touch my toes in an exercise situation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, of course. Yeah. With the medicine ball. I work out with.

[Tom Griswold]

I do Pilates. I'm quite limber.

[Bob Kevoian]

You put your socks on standing up?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

That is amazing to me. I try that now.

[Bob Kevoian]

I tried that the other day and I fell over. That's. Thank you for your concern.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know. Would you like to see the statistics and elders breaking their hips? It doesn't go well, does it? It doesn't go well.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't think that it would be funny if you fell, But I do think it'd be funny if you fell. Just because I know you and the. Oh, come on. After you fell would make me laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Has anyone. Is anyone else upset that Willy sounds more and more like a Griswold with every pass?

[Willie Griswold]

No, no. He was having.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to. I don't want to laugh at you for falling over, but I want to laugh at you for falling.

[Willie Griswold]

He was happy about your pain. I'm happy about the reaction you would make after, because I know that would be funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. We're gonna allow it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, I'm sorry I don't celebrate your pain. He said you felt you. That's what he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you watched this?

[Christy Lee]

God, no, I can't watch because it's. It's very upsetting.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

Would they actually show, like, Fear Factor to me? I'm not into that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would they show her doing it? I haven't seen. Seen the show.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's disgusting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you. Do you trim your fingernails yourself?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He does it in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

God, that drives me nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

I got my tools.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every time I go to Austin and visit the folks, I I get a manicure and a pedicure and I enjoy it.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I get the feeling I should do it more than once a year.

[Christy Lee]

You only do it there?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I don't know why I'm going today.

[Christy Lee]

Would you like to go with me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys could catch up. You'd be trapped in one of those chairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

He just doesn't understand me. I don't know what the problem is. I don't know. We're supposed to go on this cruise this weekend. Well, I'm not going to keep.

[Willie Griswold]

Did I tell you the guy from three Dog Night died? It's so sad.

[Tom Griswold]

You can stop at the airport on your way and get the those headphones that the guys wear in the tarmac bringing the planes in. Sorry, can't hear you. Okay, now the reason Chick is upset about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, here we go. Let's play this again.

[Christy Lee]

Glad you waited till the end of the show to do this.

[Tom Griswold]

In the world of. Of classic son of a mother, here it is. Dear Bob and Tom. Oh yeah. You were talking about toenails last week.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

A friend of mine is a dental hygienist.

[Christy Lee]

She cleans teeth for a living.

[Tom Griswold]

She had a patient who came in the office in great pain. After examination, the dentist found the sore tooth swollen and infected. The procedure required a small incision to relieve the pressure.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a toenail in there.

[Tom Griswold]

The dentist immediately requested a pair of surgical tweezers and removed a large piece of toenail.

[Christy Lee]

How do they know it wasn't a fingernail?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it says this patient said he often chewed his toenail.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I tell you you something? Shut up. My mother used to chew her.

[Christy Lee]

No way in front of me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh God.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank God. That, that is a visual.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob has lost it over there.

[Tom Griswold]

You get the idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure did live forever though, didn't?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she was. She was clothed. Okay, thank you very much. Chris Le did that though.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true. I didn't make any of that up. You know, you'd be laying on the floor watching a nice TV program, turn around, had her foot in her mouth. The hell are you doing?

[Willie Griswold]

This discussion gives me the same feeling of watching videos of that guy climbing that tower.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Like my stomach drops me out.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was no good.

[Christy Lee]

A Chicago woman, as she changes the subject is sharing her experience of growing up as a so called Mori baby. Ms. Rihanna Madura told the New York Post her mother waited until she was 18 to reveal that she had been on the Maury Povich show as a paternity test baby. Rihanna's mother Melissa Rose explained she was just 16 when she got pregnant in late 1999, but when her ex boyfriend denied fathering Rihanna, she decided to call the show since DNA tests cost around $2,500 back then. Then during the segment, Maury Povich revealed that Melissa's ex boyfriend was indeed Rihanna's father. Though Melissa said the appearance caused years of embarrassment for her 25 year old re. Oh for her.

[Tom Griswold]

The mom. The mom said she was embarrassed for going in the show, but the daughter didn't know.

[Christy Lee]

25 year old Rihanna insists she feels no resentment toward her mother, adding, I love that I'm a Mori baby. I'm tell everyone I meet. It's my favorite iceberg. Some mental health experts shared that their take on this Mori baby phenomenon. A psychotherapist from New York City, a Matt Lindquist or Lundquist rather said over sharing parents run the risk of mentally, emotionally and socially scarring their offspring. Though in the long term. I don't know. Would you want to know?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I think it's okay. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder how much her dad had had was in her life though, after.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't do one of those endzone celebration dances, did he?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that famous on that show?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not the father and the. The guy. They're all high five. That show's pretty sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tears of joy.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still with us?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, Mory.

[Willie Griswold]

He's married to Connie Chung.

[Christy Lee]

I think he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm confusing him. I'm sorry, I'm.

[Christy Lee]

You're thinking of the guy in Cincinnati. Jerry Springer.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Springer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chong's still alive. She.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, 100, 110, 115. I mean that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but she looks 60.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's the way that happens. Being being a Chung. You're Gonna Live to 120, 125 now.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you got your guitar out. I got a tribute to Maury Povich.

[Pat Godwin]

Many years ago I was on this TV show, but up until now I did not know was a Maury baby. My dad could not be bothered even after he was told by Maury, you are the father. My mama raised me alone. She did her very best. The show didn't pay very much. A couple hundred bucks and a free paternity test. Yeah, I was a Maury baby daddy putting mama through hell. She thought about going on Jerry Springer or Sally Jesse Raphael. But I ended up Amori baby. This song could use a few more jokes. You are the Father. No fat.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

No if, ands or buts. I was a Maury baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Cha, cha, cha.

[Pat Godwin]

Halfway through I went, you know, what I'm missing here is.

[Tom Griswold]

Cramming in Sally Jesse Raphael was a nice touch.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that was great. I.

[Tom Griswold]

This reminds me of. Because she's not. Here's the thing about this.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The. The. The young lady is not complaining about the fact that her mom did it.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is nice, because I. This reminds me of. Kind of off topic. The guy showed up in the news a couple of months ago again. That was the baby on the COVID of the Nirvana album.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's suing somebody. I forget why. That guy. If he just. If he Just shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Embrace it, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he had been. He'd been doing appearances, blah, blah, blah. Then all of a sudden, he wanted to sue somebody.

[Christy Lee]

Wanted money.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't want people to know about it, shut up. You're not gonna be walking through the mall and go, hey, that's the baby from the Nirvana album.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But this. She said it's a nice. It's a nice icebreaker. A nice. Nice starter.

[Christy Lee]

So not a lot of people can say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Is that show gone or is it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, I think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got a podcast, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah. Did they do the baby thing on the podcast? Okay. Okay. I'm just. Just curious.

[Bob Zany]

Why?

[Willie Griswold]

Are you gonna go on with me? We'll go on together. It could be good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're his son.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are pictures early on where you guys look like twins. You.

[Jeff Oskay]

You aren't getting out of it that easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. I want to remind you, a bunch of stuff going on, of course. Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day evening.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. And here's Mr. Romance to tell you more. Todd.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, we got the. We got the Dueling Jeffs. We've got Jeff Bodar, Art and Jeff Oscar, the two Jeffs. They're going to be at the Castle Finn Winery in Marshall, Illinois, on Valentine's day evening.

[Jeff Oskay]

Only 20 tickets left. Low ticket.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, wow, dude.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Once again, that's a taco night, isn't it?

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, we got lots of tacos.

[Christy Lee]

It's a taco night, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

What better night to be taco night than Valentine's Day?

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they pair a nice wine with the Tacit taco?

[Kostaki Economopoulos]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

The place being a winery, I would hope so.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Then you're going to be doing standup. Come out comedy.

[Willie Griswold]

Jeff will be doing the whining.

[Jeff Oskay]

Actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's Jeff gonna do? I'm blowing smoke. Oh, never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

He's busting balls is all he's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

You do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wanted to say busting and I said blowing and I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just blowing balls. It's your Valentine's Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

My mouth has been in a ditch all day. I don't understand what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

At least on Valentine's Day evening it'll be. I want to remind everybody that speaking of Valentine's Day, that's where I was going. Stephen Singer is our buddy and he's the guy behind Steven Singer Jewelers.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Steven, don't blow it. Bust out some jewels.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen has a bunch of stuff going on including, let's see, right over there. I can see one of them. It's the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. People collect them and this year. Christy, give me the description.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this year's color is supposed to look like a sunset and it does. It goes from a yellow or a nice orange all the way down into a deep violet. So when the sun completely sets and hits the horizon, you get that beautiful color. And this would be beautiful with a bracelet wrapped around the top. I don't have my atlas bracelet with me today, but we did it the other day and it fits perfectly. It just kind of goes around the top.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen Singer Jewelers. The famous guarantee. Free shipping, of course. I'll it again. Free shipping. Stephen Singer Jewelers. And of course he's got diamonds all over the place. All kinds of diamonds. His specialty engagement rings. If you were thinking and you got time because the shipping goes out the same day you order. If you get your orders in before 2 o' clock Eastern Time, it's Steven Singer Jewelers. So find out about the guarantee. Find about out about upgrading your Stephen Singer jewels by visiting I hate stevensinger.com. the Sunset Gold Dip Rose. 89 bucks. Free shipping to arrive in time for Valentine's Day. So get it done now. Today'd be a good day to get that done. By the way. Only available the Sunset rose. Only available at Steven Singer Jewelers. And they always run out. So like I said, get that order in today. I hate stevensinger.com. they even have jewels in honor of your puppies. He's a dog guy. And your kitties too. Check out the inventory @IHateStevensinger.com. what's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. We're going to talk about iguanas again. Again. And we have another kangaroo in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

I got an interesting iguana update including I have iguana recipes, in case you were wondering. It's a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stir fry.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be surprised. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jim Rome]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. See my voice today. Do you have a voodoo dolomy in your freezer at home, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you chilled?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a little cold.

[Tom Griswold]

I just, and my, it just got colder here. I just put my little thing on here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin. Hi, Chick. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Willie Griswold. Hey, Ace Cosby's here. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Prime Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just checking for an update. We had that story about the, about Bernard, the 15 year old boa constrictor that they're trying to have somebody adopt him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't get that. There's, there's nothing about a snake that even comes close to a dog, is there?

[Tom Griswold]

Right, There's a picture of me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at him. He loves me. No, he wants to eat you. Right. All the time.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a shelter in England. They've been trying to, five years they've had Bernard. They're trying to see if someone will adopt the snake. Eight and a half feet long.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn it, Bernard.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the place. We talked about it yesterday. At this time the, the head of the shelter's name is, it's an animal shelter. His name is Fred Bark. Yeah, well, that is on the nose.

[Willie Griswold]

Very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, so I guess like your parents.

[Bob Kevoian]

Naming you Jeeves when you. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But apparently according to this kind of have to do that even after all this publicity. The story's been floating around for a while. They, he has does not have his quote forever home yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Poor guy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's a very small window of people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So, yeah, I, I mean I hear they're gonna up the ante and you get a, get a free sword when you adopt the snake because you know, let's face it, snake guys, they always have a sword. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Hang on a second. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Let's hear him out. Isn't there a. No, no, no, no. Isn't there a part of you. Who's. He's right.

[Jeff Oskay]

He is right.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's kind of right.

[Willie Griswold]

It's a wild generalization, but this one works.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I would never have made that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say a sword. Lava. A lava lamp. What else would. A snake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Willie, often you refer to those. What do you call them? Venn diagrams.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not what I call them. The Venn diagram.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Circles where they meet in the middle.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, I thought they were trying to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think, statistically there are more snake owners that own swords than don't own swords. Yes, I think you're right.

[Christy Lee]

I will say so.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how about tattoos?

[Christy Lee]

They probably go hand in hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now, you know I have tattoos, and I have no desire to own a snake.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I mean, if you own a snake, do you have a tattoo on it?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess here's a question we can't answer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate myself for agreeing with you, but. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What musical artist.

[Willie Griswold]

Artist.

[Tom Griswold]

What musical artist fan base would you say is most likely to be tattooed?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tattooed?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard to pick this.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, if you do, you could do it by. By genre. Musical genre?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the artists who have tattoos.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. Like heavy metal and hip hop guys are pretty tattooed, typically, I would say.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

But also like pop stars like Harry Styles. He's tattooing tattooed. He's everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Justin Bieber. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you see Justin Bieber performing in his boxers?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He had his wife's face tattooed on his back. I never understand that, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's gonna regret that, isn't he?

[Willie Griswold]

Well, I thought about doing that. Justin Bieber's wife tattooed in my back. Hey, it's Haley.

[Bob Zany]

Check her out.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do you remember we had someone in our studios who had his own face tattooed on his Evo?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stevo. Yeah. But you can't see tattoos on your back.

[Tom Griswold]

And not only other people, not any.

[Bob Kevoian]

Picture of his face, holding thumbs up, smiling like a nut is on the back of. On his back. Tattoo.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Do you suppose anybody has an ABBA tattoo? Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

You think?

[Christy Lee]

I think my daughter does with her friend. I can't remember what it is, but it's lyrics. And I think she has one word and the other friend does the other word or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick. You have a really good tattoo guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I do.

[Christy Lee]

He's having an anniversary sale right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw that.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we get him in here to talk?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd love to talk.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd like. He. He would Come in.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what the most. The most logoed band.

[Bob Kevoian]

What.

[Tom Griswold]

How am I. What am I trying to say here? What band logo is the most tattooed? Like the Rolling Stones. Lips, I would think Floyd. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kiss me, Rolling Stone. That would be by someone who doesn't normally get a tattoo. Would have that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think the Rolling Stones. The tongue thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it'd be kind of interesting to see what. What is the most tattooed rock and country thing. What genre would have the least number of tattoos? Christian rock.

[Christy Lee]

Probably classical.

[Willie Griswold]

I know a lot of Christians with a bunch of tattoos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, that's. I'm not. I'm just saying. I'm not. I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Christian rock musicians or Christian musicians or.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, for sure. Little like Matthew 22 kind of thing. Yeah, you'll see that.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. This is. Well, we have to. Maybe someone can help us with. Answer these dumb questions of mine. And tomorrow we're gonna have to get into my iguana recipes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because with all the cool weather in Florida, the iguanas have been dropping from the trees.

[Christy Lee]

Dropping like flies.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh? And now. And the. I guess whatever it is, the ASPCA is giving people permission to. To grab them. This. It's kind of a complicated story, but it does involve eventually eating them. We'll find out what's going on with the world of iguanas. We also have another kangaroo out there doing some stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Betty's hopping around.

[Tom Griswold]

This is our site.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had.

[Tom Griswold]

That's two kangaroo stories in a week.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you want to have a kangaroo?

[Bob Zany]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Hang out, be my buddy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, me? Yeah, I would love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I name him Hoppy.

[Christy Lee]

And then carry a joey around if you ever had to.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, are kangaroos friendly? Can you walk up and you can.

[Willie Griswold]

Just keep stuff in their pockets, like cargo shorts.

[Christy Lee]

Our zoo. We can walk up and pet the kangaroos right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you get the sense that joey pouch stinks?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet it smells really bad.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I've never gotten that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, they're.

[Christy Lee]

You know, if they were in my pouch, I'd potty train them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

First we'll get to your pouch tomorrow. These are the O'Reilly auto parts these studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Jim Rome]

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[Bob Kevoian]

It's the biggest game on the planet.

[Jim Rome]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Super bowl run.

[Tom Griswold]

Who do you think be the last one standing this year?

[Jim Rome]

Fearless debate and the best callers in sports. I don't care what you say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Defense wins Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

That defense absolutely is super bowl caliber. The quarterbacking sure as hell wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the spitfire of sports.

[Jim Rome]

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[Tom Griswold]

A lot to get to, and I'm not sure you're gonna like all of it. Honestly, I don't even care if you like all of it or not. I have a job to do.

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