The BOB & TOM Show - February 6, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – February 6, 2026

Podcast Summary & Highlighted Moments

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode blends the signature comedy and irreverence of The BOB & TOM Show with lively discussions about weird geography, Super Bowl snacks, and—most significantly—an extended, hilarious, and occasionally awkward conversation about modern adult toys with special guest Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty. The cast also covers sports headlines, listener letters, and Valentine’s Day gift ideas, with the fun spilling over into brief segments on new technology, snack flights, and accidental mishaps.

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Episode Breakdown & Key Segments

1. Classic Mr. Obvious "Too Hot for Radio" Bit

• [01:15 – 05:15]
  • The team launches into a retro Mr. Obvious sketch, complete with fake "Too Hot for Radio" commercial promos. The bit is a farcical, heavily bleeped call-in show where Mr. Obvious berates clueless callers.

    "It's because you're a stupid idiot. That's why it's not working, you dumb cu—" —Bob Kevoian as Mr. Obvious [02:51]

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2. News & Cast Catch-ups

• [05:15 – 09:29]
  • Jess Hooker reports Christy Lee's absence (off on a cruise, destination unclear—Barcelona or Barbados?), while the cast riffs on their own poor geography skills.
    • Running joke: None of the hosts (except Pat Godwin) know where Barbados or Dominica is.
    • Fun digressions on U.S. towns with odd names and pronunciations.

    "What subject in school are you still horrible at? ... Geography!" —Bob Kevoian [06:08]

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3. Super Bowl Snack Deep Dive

• [09:29 – 15:02 / 74:19 – 81:01]
  • Jess introduces a Super Bowl dip extravaganza: Humpty Dumpty Dip (she thought it was a potato), seven-layer dip, pickle dip, and more.
  • Serious nacho best-practices and why Tom hates soggy-bottom nachos—sheet pan method highly recommended.
  • The cast reads a listener email lauding the baked potato bar for parties.
  • Heated debate: Are pigs in a blanket better with or without cheese? Why “meat candy” (bacon-wrapped smokies) rules.
  • Top Super Bowl snacks by state are discussed with genuine gusto and some confusion over why anyone googles how to make a quesadilla.

    "You do a single layer. A layer of tortilla chips, one layer of cheese, another layer..." —Jess Hooker, on perfect nachos [12:01]
    "How come that brown sugar...?" —Tom Griswold, trying to get in on the food talk [13:53]

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4. Chairs, Reading Glasses, and Awkward Family Stories

• [19:11 – 23:12]
  • The group swaps stories about fancy kitchen chairs, grown men leaning, and cross-legged preferences.
    • Jess: "I can't stand grown men who lean back in their chairs."
  • Reading glasses troubles abound; highlights include losing Ray-Bans to a parking lot and Tom’s signature double-glasses confusion.

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5. Listener Letters & Notable Geography, Place Names

• [24:22 – 29:14]
  • The show is flooded with listener corrections—for example, “Nevada, Missouri,” is pronounced Nev-AY-da.
  • More small-town quirks: Oregon, Illinois; Houston, Ohio (pronounced “House-ton”); and Russia, Ohio (“Roo-shee”).

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6. Swan Songs, Frozen Ducks, and Morbid Humor

• [25:53 – 28:44]
  • A particularly gruesome yet darkly funny listener letter:

    "The ducks would get frozen in the ice, and his chocolate lab would run out there...and bite the ducks’ heads off." —Listener email [25:53]

  • Tom and Bob get into semantics about hunting vs. frozen ducks vs. swan rescues.

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7. Strange Olympics & Sports Updates

• [59:28 – 83:47]
  • Chick McGee (as Prize Pick Sports Desk boss) lays out Super Bowl picks (Seattle minus four) and delivers rapid-fire awards and MVP updates.
  • Olympics news: Lindsey Vonn’s (fictionalized) comeback, bizarre ski-jumping rumor about athletes inflating their penises with hyaluronic acid to game suit fittings for more “air-time.”

    "How would that give them an edge, Chick?" —Tom Griswold [67:08]

  • The team riffs on technology, including smart refrigerators, TVs in fridge doors, and why clear doors are a controversial topic.

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8. Valentine’s Day, Adult Toys, and Dr. Sadie Allison Interview

• [84:03 – End]
  • Dr. Sadie Allison (Tickle Kitty) joins in-studio, bringing a wild assortment of adult toys for live demos and discussions.
  • Comedic Gifting Anxiety: Jess Hooker and Sadie play out the best/worst ways to introduce toys as Valentine’s gifts—yes, under the pillow or the bed of lettuce at a fancy restaurant gets votes.

    "I would want it under the silver tray thing...just lift it up." —Jess Hooker [86:59]

  • Battery Revolutions: All toys are now USB-rechargeable—no more mid-romp battery runs.
  • “Womanizer Next” Demo: Tom awkwardly handles the highly-rated suction device, puts it on his nose as instructed, proclaims it "weird."

    "Put it on the tip of your nose, Tom!" —Dr. Sadie Allison [96:51]

  • Magic Mouth Demo: Toy looks like Rolling Stones’ lips logo. Tom triggers the lips and tongue, the room erupts.

    "It looks like the Billy Bass!" —Bob Kevoian [117:23]

  • WE Vibe Chorus Pro: Hands-free couples toy. Dr. Allison explains placement, Tom is flummoxed by the remote.
  • Blindfold Test: Jeff Oskay attempts to guess “the Pleasure Loop,” which features a “bouncing boys” (scrotum) cup.
  • Glass Dildos & Male Rose: The cast discovers elegant glass dildos (likened to art), and the true showstopper: a spinning, vibrating “Male Rose” used as a penis stimulator—which Tom likens to a feather-plucking turkey machine or the state fair tilt-a-whirl.

    "Can we get a timeshare for that?" —Pat Godwin [151:36]

  • Dr. Sadie stresses the inclusive, empowering intent and gives practical advice; Jess notes a listener who was surprised with a bubble bath with toys.

    "Most these toys are waterproof. I take the Womanizer next in the bathtub with me." —Dr. Sadie Allison [160:47]

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9. Other Memorable Moments & Zingers

• Tom’s “list of things he hates” grows: cursive, ABBA, bathtub showers, hotel room service, etc.
• Jess and the cast joke about gifting etiquette, Jetsons gadgets, and the anatomy of various snacks.
• Pat Godwin delivers a Sexy Sadie parody song for Dr. Allison, blushing and basking in the comedic tension.

  "I’d tickle her kitty if she pet my mouse..." —Pat Godwin, song [128:09]

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On geography:

  "I'm still horrible at geography. I have no idea where anything is unless I go there." —Bob Kevoian [06:08]

• On odd gifts:

  "You never see a scene in a movie where the waiter hands her a small box, and it’s the Pulverizer 3000." —Tom Griswold [86:59]

• On adult toy technology:

  "All the nice ones and the modern ones are rechargeable. They last two hours." —Dr. Sadie Allison [90:01]

• On food mishaps:

  "This seven layer dip is fire!" —Bob Kevoian [77:20]

• On out-of-control technology:

  "This thing is really whipping around...Is there a speed control on this, baby?" —Tom Griswold, about the Male Rose [151:04]

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Episode Structure & Flow

• The show vaults from comedy sketches and sports into friendly, food-centered banter, punctuated by hearty listener letter interludes. As the second half unfolds, Dr. Sadie Allison’s appearance dominates, with on-air demos and unscripted cast reactions fueling the laughs (and discomfort). Amid the double-entendre and puns, practical advice and open-minded sex education are sneakily delivered.

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For First-time Listeners

You’ll find this episode packed with the show’s fast-paced, collaborative humor, oddball factoids, audience interactivity, and the unique energy of a guest segment that’s both informative and wildly entertaining. With Super Bowl and Valentine’s Day in the air, snacks and toys (of all sorts) take center stage.

If you want true highlights, skip to the Dr. Sadie Allison segment [starting around 84:03], but honestly, every 15 minutes delivers a solid batch of laughs.

Transcript

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

This Valentine's Day, celebrate the one you.

[Jess Hooker]

Love the most with Hallmark cards. At Walgreens, Valentine's Day is the best.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Time to send your favorite person a reminder of just how much they mean to you. A Hallmark card is a super simple.

[Jess Hooker]

And beautiful way to say how grateful.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You are for the love you two share.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't forget, Valentine's day is Saturday, February 14th.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Visit Walgreens today to find a Hallmark.

[Jess Hooker]

Card that shows just how much you love them. Because love lives here.

[Tom Griswold]

Close your eyes. Exhale.

[Jess Hooker]

Feel your body relax.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh my gosh, they're so fast. And breathe.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

The discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[Tom Griswold]

Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

1-800-Contacts.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the bob and tom show. You love his plain speaking, straight shooting, no nonsense approach to solving callers problems. You tune in to his nationally syndicated talk show every day to hear the wise insight and savvy advice he gives to his callers. You see, caller, what you got there is a can opener. You use it to open cans. A can opener?

[Pat Godwin]

I never made the connection.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Mr.

[Bob Kevoian]

Obvious.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a lifesaver.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. That's what I'm here for, caller. He's Mr. Obvious, America's favorite answer man. There's not a situation that he can't handle with his sage like wisdom and his quick draw wit. Well, waste not, want not, caller. And now Bob and Com Productions is proud to present a side of Mr. Obvious you never heard before. Ah, I hit my head.

[Jess Hooker]

Damn, that smart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uh, oh, was my mic on? Now you can hear for the first time the Mr. Obvious that the censors didn't want you to hear. It's Mr. Obvious. Too hot for radio. Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Obvious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Too hot for radio. We can't even play it for you in this commercial. It's just too hot. So, Mr. Obvious, I can't figure out why it's not working. Oh, well. Well, I can tell you why it's not working. Oh yeah?

[Jeff Oskay]

Why is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's because you're a stupid idiot. That's why it's not working, you dumb cut. John, you can't say that on the air. Look, I'm sorry, but what the. This dip doesn't even know how to operate his toaster. Come on, Bill, don't we have anyone screening these calls? All right, all right, settle down, John. Don't settle down. John Meaghan. And where the are those pictures I.

[Tom Griswold]

Was supposed to see?

[Bob Kevoian]

Get down on the phone. If I don't get those pictures in here my two o', clock, I'm going to walk off this mother.

[Tom Griswold]

You hear me, Bill?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not you. I've got money. You know what that means, Bill? That means I've got enough money and I can say you, Bill. Now give me some decent callers on the phone. These calls are ponderous, man, Ponderous.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, John, we'll take care of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And where's my orange smoothie? Damn it, I asked for a orange smoothie like 20 minutes ago, Mr. Obvious. Raw, uncut, uncensored. So you see my point collar? Um, no, I don't, Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Obvious.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's gotta be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. What did you say, you piece of. You heard me. Look, we've got caller id. I'm gonna have a couple of my gorillas down there getting medieval on your ass. How do you like that, Mr. Tuffy, huh? I'll make you think stupidest thing you ever heard. I'll be watching for my yacht while the cops are fishing your bloated carcass out of the river next week, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, look, take it easy, Mr.

[Jeff Oskay]

Obvious.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just kidding. Oh, yeah, just kidding, huh? Sounds like made the connection, right? You just made the connection, didn't you, Mother? Huh? To order, Mr. Obvious Too hot for radio call 1, 800, eat. That's 1, 800, eat. And so, Mr. Obvious, that was the last time I ever saw her alive. Aw, I'm sorry, caller. You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a. Don't be a moron. Are your tapes today? Holy. There's a lot going on in that. Hello, There's a caller there. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show. At the news desk this morning, Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee is on a boat with Josh. They finally declared their unspoken love and we wish them well. Andy has been partying for four days. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Arnold. Actually, under the weather, there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy's on a boat. I don't know where she's going, but Barcelona.

[Jess Hooker]

I Don't know if I was supposed to say that.

[Pat Godwin]

Barbados.

[Jess Hooker]

Barbados, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Big difference.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hang on, hang on.

[Jess Hooker]

It was. It started with a baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alphabetically. Not that much of a difference.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess I missed it.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Barbados. Is this a. Is this a cruise?

[Pat Godwin]

So she starts off. Yeah, today. Barbados.

[Tom Griswold]

You've been there?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What subject in school are you still horrible at? I'll answer first. Geography. I have no idea where anything is unless I go there and then because I don't know where Barbados is. Go ahead. Who knows where Barbados is?

[Tom Griswold]

Caribbean. Caribbean.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or is it the Caribbean or Caribbean Caribbean Queen.

[Pat Godwin]

Like the ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

Caribbean Queen.

[Pat Godwin]

There's three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, if you're not going to have a serious conversation about this, I'd just rather not.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is Barbados, man?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, all of them kind of mixed together down there.

[Jeff Oskay]

You've been there.

[Pat Godwin]

You just were saying, Kids, St. Thomas, they're all in the same place.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, saying what?

[Tom Griswold]

Kids.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, where is she departing from? Do we know here?

[Pat Godwin]

She left here.

[Jess Hooker]

She left here. Oh, we have a globe.

[Tom Griswold]

Mike.

[Pat Godwin]

Mark brought us to her ship, meets her in Barbados.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's somewhere near the Lesser Antilles.

[Tom Griswold]

I only go to the greater right. Is the ship leaving from Miami?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's leaving from Barbados. She flies into Barbados, stays at a hotel. She catches the ship at 9:17 tonight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because she paid for the. The big package, the go, the premium platinum package.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you been on that particular cruise line as an entertainer?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no. They don't have stand up comedy. They just have a couple of tiny shows and a lot of good food and it's low key.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean like little people?

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like dwarves?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's a fancy cruise.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Although that sounds very nice. You've been on all these cruises? You've worked on a bunch of them?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. What's your favorite?

[Pat Godwin]

Royal Caribbean.

[Tom Griswold]

And favorite place to go?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Dominica. Where she's going where? The rainforest is. That. That was my favorite. Loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know where that is. Did you know where Dominica is? I know the song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Singing? None.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know where the Dakotas are. Got me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it does lead to our first letter yesterday. Ms. Hooker, we were noticing that we have letters from certain places we've never heard of. Which is most of them. But we also got on the topic of places that are.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounded like an insult. We've never heard of these places.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's nothing wrong there. By Their wonderful, wonderful places we've never heard of. The same way there are wonderful musical artists we've never heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that bugs me. There's music out there I haven't heard yet. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

But for example, there is an Oregon, Illinois.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I mean, I. Look, there's a lot of stuff that happens on the air that. That makes us in that back hallway, want to walk. But this topic yesterday, really, really a.

[Pat Godwin]

Lot of shout there.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a lot of shouting back there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. Do you know that lots of shouting.

[Jess Hooker]

I know that's not going to pronounce.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pronounced Nevada, Missouri. All right, There's a little something for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

They always do that with like there's a Houston, Ohio, but it's pronounced Houston. And Russia is Russia. And a couple places.

[Tom Griswold]

Milan, Michigan. Yeah, but thank you, Versailles Brock, for telling us that. It's Nevada, Missouri. Okay, so it's all out there, ladies and gentlemen. It's very confusing. It all started with Indiana, Pennsylvania, the home of Jimmy Stewart. Thank you very much. We'll get to your letters coming up now. I understand m. You have prepared something for today since this is the weekend of the Super Bowl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Get a load of this. Yeah. Talk about phone at end. She didn't even try. How many dips do we have?

[Jess Hooker]

I made five.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Five.

[Jess Hooker]

I made five. I made. What did I make?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I made Humpty Dumpty dip.

[Jess Hooker]

I did. I made a Humpty Dumpty dip. Which I didn't know that. That I didn't know that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. I didn't know until right now. No kidding? No, not until you said that. I thought it was a potato.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think he what I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

How would he break up?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I guess I never painted.

[Pat Godwin]

He had a great fall. They put him back together again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they brought all the king's horses and all the king's men. Well, the horses couldn't do it because they don't have any hands.

[Jess Hooker]

Where's the implying that it's an egg.

[Tom Griswold]

In the drawings and he found or.

[Bob Kevoian]

A potato he fell to piece. No, wait a minute.

[Jeff Oskay]

I love you, but. No, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this could be a possibility.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the fact that it's an egg just because we've seen it in drawings?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. There's nothing in.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would a potato break into pieces?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

French fries.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you. You throw potato at a wall, you don't think it's going to break into Pieces smash.

[Tom Griswold]

No Humpty Dumpty dent in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show a baked potato bar as the main attraction is secretly elite party hosting. Says Abby. It sounds odd until you're holding a foil wrapped steaming potato, like a little edible space heater, and suddenly everything makes sense. It works because. Warm and comforting, cheap and easy for the host. Customizable. I put out barbecue pork, butter, chives, cheese, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, chili. Endless options. My first big baked potato bar for the super bowl was in my hometown of Miller City, Ohio. And Abby lives near Huber Heights. What do we know about Huber Heights?

[Tom Griswold]

More brick homes than anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

The world's largest community of brick homes. That's exactly right. I love listening to the show at work. I don't want to work. Try the baked potato bar for your next party. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and we had. We have a lot of information about the best super bowl snacks by state. What state likes what snacks. Jeffrey. What? Are you going to watch the game or are you going to be going to bed early?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, I'll watch the game with snacks at your place? Yeah, I'm doing chicken wings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chicken wing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Chicken wings.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'll be not surprised. And that is the number one snack for the Super Bowl. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't know if you heard this yesterday, Jess, but Tom does not care for nachos because they're messy and the bottom nachos are all soggy.

[Jess Hooker]

That's because you haven't had sheet pan nachos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

You haven't done the sheet pan.

[Jess Hooker]

Do the sheet pan. So you do a layer. You do a layer, a single layer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Of nachos on your sheep.

[Jess Hooker]

Of tortilla chips, one layer of cheese, another layer of tortilla chips.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boom.

[Jess Hooker]

And then you put your toppings on your hot toppings. And then you put it in.

[Jeff Oskay]

You put everything in the oven.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep. That's the only way to eat nachos.

[Tom Griswold]

And you eat it on a plate.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, you take the whole tray out, you put it in the middle of the table, and everybody grabs their stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

You get a little spatula and. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

If you want individual ones, you could put it in a pie pan if that would make you feel better.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? It just dawned on me. I don't. I am. Imagine you don't go to parties where you get a plate and go to a table and pick up things and walk around with the plate.

[Tom Griswold]

I just go to take one or two, then I walk around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you don't do the whole plate and the and the dream.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But we'll find out what course favorite things are. Yesterday, we found out that, number one. Chicken wings. Sure. This is based on DoorDash data. Number two. Well, actually number one at grocery stores. Guacamole. Then we got into a big argument about little smoky sausages.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are a variety of them, but there is one that is spelled L, I T, apostrophe L as opposed to lil. Smokies.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you prepare your smokies?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that was a dumb question. Sorry.

[Jeff Oskay]

What do you put on.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you put on top of your smokies?

[Tom Griswold]

On top of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why are you so ready to look down on something?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think they're great. And you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

I found out yesterday you can buy miniature little things to wrap them in croissants. Yeah. So. Yeah. So you can make pig in a blanket.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or mini pigs in a blanket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Piglets in a blanket.

[Jess Hooker]

And also do meat candy where you wrap bacon around the little smoky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Tom, you want some of this meat candy before I put it away?

[Jess Hooker]

And a little bit of brown sugar on top.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that sounds very good.

[Jess Hooker]

And bake them. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How come that brown sugar.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the one that only chicken I would like is. Are the chunks of liver. Chicken liver wrapped in bacon.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, that's. I love liver on a toothpick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or maki.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

I take on Joey Chestnut eating those.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are. Those are delightful. Anyway, coming up, we'll have the various snacks that are very popular for the Super bowl. We'll review Chick McGee Super bowl pick.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. It's an absolute lock.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Time to catch up with all of your work that you've done all season long in the NFL. Also coming up today, Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty will be our special guest. She has authoritative knowledge in the world of adult toys. And we're going to find out what.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does what and what goes where.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's quite the revolution. Adult toys. Batteries. No, they're virtually all rechargeable. So we'll find out about that, and we'll find out what they do, where they go, how they work, if they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Work in a general sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, it. Well, yes. Or in the backside or the front side or the.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

On top.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dangling from your chest.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, you might be interested in Drake Mays wife. Are you aware of.

[Jess Hooker]

She hot?

[Tom Griswold]

She is. She has a huge social media following because she is a baker. Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

She doesn't have a huge rack, though.

[Tom Griswold]

I. That isn't the issue.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it would help with her.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what, you know what they call the wives and girlfriends of the NFL guy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wags.

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky Wags.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But she's considered.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like to see some documentation on that.

[Jess Hooker]

No, that's. It's very TV show.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it? What's it? What's it?

[Tom Griswold]

Wives and girlfriends.

[Jess Hooker]

Wives and girlfriends.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But she's considered to be incredibly nice and really down to earth.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

She has the show where she does baking and it's developing this big following.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's a female duck called?

[Tom Griswold]

You got your Drake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you got Drake. So she would be the female duck. Right. A duckus.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is she a female duck?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because she's married to Drake.

[Pat Godwin]

She's a Drake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Sorry. I was.

[Bob Kevoian]

You need me to get the colored pencils?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was. I was busy thinking about baking. I'll have to work on that. What is a female duck? Not just a duck.

[Bob Kevoian]

A gander. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's a goose. You got your gander. You got your. In any event, I'm pretty Sure, it's a Duckus, but, yeah, she's just apparently a lovely person. They've been together since high school.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And. But I guess this baking show is really taking off.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll have to look her up.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, good. Now that's coming up. Also, we have, As I mentioned, Dr. Sadie Allison with your vibrating and pulsating and secreting devices.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, she'll be here this morning. We'll be right back.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have, uh, uh, we have a change of venue for Haywood Banks. Heywood's doing a show at the funny farm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you sure? Or did he give us the wrong venue at first?

[Tom Griswold]

The venue moved.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the whole thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pat, you're aware of this?

[Pat Godwin]

That is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The funny farm is no longer in Niles, Ohio. It's moved to Warren, Ohio, Greater Youngstown. But tonight and tomorrow, Haywood Banks doing his thing. Speaking of Ohio, Jamie Lisso, Columbus, Ohio. Tonight and tomorrow, Good town and some great comedy coming up. Now we will return as Chick suggested to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

What would you do if your online.

[Jess Hooker]

Store converted 36% more shoppers? You could take 36% more vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Another pina colada. Yes, please.

[Jess Hooker]

Open a new retail location with 36% more square feet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

Hire 36% more help.

[Tom Griswold]

You're hired. And you're hired.

[Jess Hooker]

Shopify has the world's best converting checkout up to 36% better than other e commerce platforms. What you do with those extra sales.

[Tom Griswold]

Is up to you.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Switch to Shopify [e-mail] listen. And get a $1 trial.

[Jess Hooker]

Shopify.com listen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast. I fell off my chair right there. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Yes, we are live. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

At the news center. How about you? You like news center or news desk? Which.

[Jess Hooker]

Which, I don't know. Well, let's. Let's feel it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'll try it on. See which is comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

News chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chair. And now here's Walter Cronkite in the news chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because you're the ones that started talking about your ass and that chair, which unfortunately is in it.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

That seems hurtful.

[Tom Griswold]

Harsh.

[Pat Godwin]

For early morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I'm over here. I've never worked so hard in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually, I'm glad You brought up chairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I've said the air chair. That was always a hack thing. The chicks are in the air chair.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you love that stuff?

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Christopher Cross.

[Tom Griswold]

We have. We had an interesting video we watched earlier in which a well known football player that happens to be with Taylor Swift was. They were doing a podcast. Did you see this feed?

[Jess Hooker]

I heard it. I didn't get to see it, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I forget the circumstance. What? He leans back or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were laughing and they were brothering it up and talking and he. Travis leans back and you hear crack. And he immediately says, taylor's gonna kill me.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently it was a very expensive kitchen chair that he crushed.

[Jess Hooker]

But there's nothing funnier as a sibling than for something awful to happen to your sibling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean that. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they're okay. They're saf.

[Jess Hooker]

No, if they're hurt, it's twice as funny.

[Tom Griswold]

How'd you break your arm? Yeah. We have those bar stools in my kitchen.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And just the other day, because you're a kid, you, you know, you're 10 years old, you lean back.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know, you'll. If that had happened to me, I'd be in the hospital longer than Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have.

[Jess Hooker]

And this is probably nonsense, but you know, I can't stand grown men who lean back in their chairs. Like. Yeah, no, not like that. Like when you're in a hard chair and you tip back, like in a meeting or something. You know what I mean? Like we're. We're grown ups here. Or the guys who lock their feet around the legs, the front of the legs of the chair. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are you? How are you?

[Jess Hooker]

That's a teenage.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what high school kids do in the classroom.

[Bob Kevoian]

A guy sitting in a chair backwards and putting his arms up on the back.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's kind of cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's kind of cute.

[Pat Godwin]

You feel about a crossed leg on a man?

[Jess Hooker]

I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I like a guy that could cross leg his legs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you feel about a guy who has glasses on and has another pair of glasses on his head like Pat usually does?

[Jess Hooker]

Adorable.

[Tom Griswold]

I do that a lot. Just the other day, I'm walking out to go get some tea and Pat's going, I can't find my glasses.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Then he realizes one of them's on his head, the other is right there by his.

[Pat Godwin]

I've done whole Songs with two glasses on people. There's lots of photos.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, when you have reading glasses at a certain age, what do they call them? 40 twos or something? In England, when you turn 42, the average person needs reading glasses, depending on what's going. And they. There's a point in which you just have a bowl of them, like candy mints. Fortunately, I don't need them anymore. But there was a time. Jeffrey, do you have to wear reading glasses?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have like 40 of them at your house?

[Jess Hooker]

Jeff and I share a glasses accident.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I had a pair of reading glasses that Chick Magee gave me. Well, I stole from two years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

I gave those to you.

[Jeff Oskay]

A nice pair of Ray Bans. And I couldn't find them the other day. And I called up the mechanic where I'd been. I was like, hey, did I leave some Ray Bans there on your counter? And he goes, no, but you left them laying in the parking lot and they got ran over. Oh, I have two really scratched lenses here, if you're interested.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, I hate to hear that.

[Jeff Oskay]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just very sad.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was the nicest thing I owned.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick, your pick for the Super Bowl. Let's get right to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It. Seattle minus the points. So they're going to win by more than four. There you go. Absolute lock. Lead pipe cinch.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that the current lock of my life?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I got it early at four. I believe it's still four and a half. Right. Now, let me take a quick gander here.

[Tom Griswold]

And then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which is Mrs. Drake May? Yes. Seattle minus four.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Okay. And then we do have some dip coming in today.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's here.

[Jess Hooker]

Five different dips.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, five dip, Jess.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

Clam dip.

[Jess Hooker]

I did the seven layer dip because Tom has never had it. And we're gonna make him try it.

[Tom Griswold]

What are the layers?

[Jess Hooker]

Refried beans, sour cream, guacamole.

[Tom Griswold]

All at the same time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I guess? Seven layers.

[Tom Griswold]

You understand that here's an important question we should be asking the world. World leaders. When you get that Neapolitan ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one do you eat first? Or do you mix them up all.

[Jess Hooker]

Three at the same time?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the. That's not right. Jeffrey.

[Jeff Oskay]

Vanilla.

[Tom Griswold]

You eat the vanilla first?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then chocolate, then strawberry.

[Bob Kevoian]

You couldn't be more.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that from favorite to least favorite or least favorite to favorite?

[Jeff Oskay]

Favorite to least.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you were a kid, you had brothers and sisters.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd open up the refrigerator and we used to Have I believe it was called seal test where I lived. And it was in a box, it wasn't in a. And it would always be the chocolate would be gone first and then the vanilla would be gone. You'd open it up and it would be all kind of frost burned. There's that strawberry all frost burned.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why anybody gets Neapolitan. Just go get the vanilla and the chocolate, call it a day.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

Here's a driving tip. A friend of mine, Hyundai large SUV just got it and he almost drove it off the road. He goes, it's got four wheel drive explained. Well that's good for snow, not for ice. So be careful, slow down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good on ice.

[Tom Griswold]

And that palisade incredible. 615 plus miles in range and about what is it? 35 miles per gallon approximately.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check it out on@hyundai USA.com which is available on your computer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got a letter over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom show. It seemed like you were going to call me something. It sound like you were going to you a big jerk or something. Yeah. Dear Bob and Topshow, my uncle owned a farm, had a small lake on his property. The ducks would get frozen in the ice in the lake and his chocolate lab would run out there every morning and bite the ducks heads off.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

My God. Who edits these for God's sake. That is just awful. Now normally I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the dog trying to retrieve them?

[Jess Hooker]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well it's all instinct.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

It retrieves some of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

The ducks were frozen but totally conscious.

[Tom Griswold]

Well we that I better tell you why we're reading that letter or we shouldn't have.

[Bob Kevoian]

I really would. I really. Of all the things you say and try to sneak in and oh, I watch this, I know my job. And you get upset for a dog getting biting it doing what dogs do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday we had a story about a bunch of firefighters who rescued a swan in a frozen river in Connecticut. And the funny part of the story was they were showing the. It was what, 12 firefighters and they had a human gurney and they're carrying the swan out.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was talk about the manpower to get saved this Swan. There were 13 guys.

[Jess Hooker]

Was the swan strapped on the gurney.

[Tom Griswold]

And the swan's feet had Frozen to the river.

[Jeff Oskay]

I wish they would have put a neck brace on it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

IV in the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Like Kennedy after Chappaquiddick. The neck brace and the tie. So. So it. As someone pointed out, it wasn't its swan song.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I bet the dog was being an efficient dog going out there to get the ducks. He didn't want to rip their duck head off.

[Tom Griswold]

He's trying to pull them back home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Realize their feet were frozen to the lake.

[Jeff Oskay]

Can you imagine the owner opening the door and there's just a little pile of duckheads on his front mat?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that's gonna. That's what's gonna happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what's the difference between. Between them and shooting them and, you know, tying them up in a rope and taking them home. The ducks. Don't you go duck hunting?

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I mean, it's just kind of cruel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, which is crueler?

[Tom Griswold]

Having your head chewed off is cruel than having a little bit of buckshot in the ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, here you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Daffy.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what the term swan song means?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's from a book, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

The last. The last thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like the last thing and I think the origin.

[Bob Kevoian]

This would be my swan song today on the show. If Tom has anything to say about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not yet. Because see, the swan song is supposed to be a beautiful song before you exit. The swan is supposed to sing something pretty before it's demise.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

So you better shape up over there if it's gonna be your last day.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know. Do swans sing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they have beautiful voice.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Here, here's. Here's an actual swan. Oh, no, that's a peacock. There's a swan. No, no, that's a peacock too.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I don't have a swan now. I have a letter over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a number of them. How do they reach us?

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick McGee. Bob and [e-mail].

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome. How can't you learn to say that?

[Tom Griswold]

Say one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

I've already said it once or twice.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. Did you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning, fellas. Please open the show with Mr. Obvious. Too hot for radio check? Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

That was funny.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a classic. I already read this one. Nevada. Missouri is pronounced Nevada.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nevada.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow. There's another one for you. Sorry to bother you. There is an Oregon, Illinois. They used to build Pianos, anyone? Anyone? Patty, are you familiar with that?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I am not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this like the world's finest pianos or are they just build pianos there? I'm not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, apparently. Oh, this is. And then this is from Matthew, who was a piano technician.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I have a question, serious question. Which is more disgusting, that letter from Tom or the ducks getting our heads bit off? I say that letter that Tom, about a piano place in Oregon or where is it?

[Jeff Oskay]

I would think they would have an organ place in Oregon, not a piano.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now a change of here, Pat. Change things up. We have been alerted that the. We had, we had information that William Shatner was seen driving a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the commercial?

[Tom Griswold]

Eating raisin?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or eating. And then it turns out it was a TV commercial that's going to be aired during the Super Bowl. It's obviously floating around the ether right now. I watched it this morning and the gag, gag in the commercial is essentially the same gag that is in the song that I'm going to ask Pat to.

[Pat Godwin]

We have an issue here. My thing froze.

[Tom Griswold]

My thing froze to the ice retriever in here to bite the head.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll bite the head off of it.

[Pat Godwin]

Seriously, I'm all froze over here.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I saw the William Shander commercial, I thought, Tom is going to be so happy.

[Jess Hooker]

So they were filming the commercial the whole time when people thought that he was.

[Tom Griswold]

When we first, we first got a leaked photograph. Hey, can you believe Shatner is driving and eating at the same time? It looks like he's eating cereal. Then it was revealed. Oh, this was a TV shoot.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Then it was revealed it's for a Super bowl commercial. Okay. And for Raisin Bran.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it turns out that the, the properties of Raisin Bran when it comes to one's biological functions are actually, are actually the theme of the commercial.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm starting to really love it when go off the rail like this.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm stalling so Pat. I'm just stalling so Pat can find this. But the, the joke of the song is also the joke of that commercial. You got it, Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you plugged in? I don't think you are. There you go. Am I plugged in? Oh, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

William Shatner, best captain of them all. My girlfriend has many souvenirs hung on every wall she is shat in her pants she is shat in her shoes she is shat in her Raisin Bran Sometimes people don't even notice. She is shat in her sheets she is shat in her underwear she is Shatner. Jammies, Star Trek bed. She has Shatner too. They took our joke for the Super.

[Tom Griswold]

Bowl, Tommy, that you can blame Tim Cavanaugh for that. That actually. And the classic Detroit Pistons song. Now, what's coming up in the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of sports, Chick McGee. Oh, we'll go over last night's NFL honors. We have the most Valuable player and the Offensive Player of the year and the very first protector of the Year, Offensive lineman. They have an award for that now. And we'll tell you how that went last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

With John Ham as your host.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have also Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty talking about the various adult toys might be out there for your Valentine, Valentine's Day dining and dancing pleasure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just gonna say that we've been working too long.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now I want to talk about my buddy, Steven Singer from Steven Singer Jewelers. The clock is ticking. You've got about a week to get this organized. I would say get it done today. I'm talking about ordering something from Steven Singer Jewelers. For example, we've got those beautiful roses over there. Not just any roses, they're actual roses dipped in 24 karat gold. This year it's called the sunset rose.

[Bob Kevoian]

And OSU's holding it today.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Hey, Jeffrey. And it's got beautiful green petals.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what, Can I, can I step in here and tell you? You know me, Tom. We've known each other for quite a while. Can I tell you something?

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

That Steven Singer is a great guy. He's wonderful. I look forward when he comes into town. We hang out, we talk, we have bread.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a. He's a dog guy, too. His dog is Buddy. Rescue dog. Beautiful little feller. And Stephen Singer Jewelers has more than just these gold dipped roses, by the way. Those do come in a beautiful gift box and they're ready to rock. And I believe they are about 90 bucks. Also, diamonds. That's what he's famous for, especially engagement rings. If you're thinking of popping the question on Valentine's Day over a nice dinner at, say, a fancy place or a funky place or even White Castle. McDonald's has that caviar thing we talked about, of all things. But Steven Singer Jewelers, he's got plenty of diamonds, real diamonds only, none of the fake stuff. He's also got diamond bracelets, diamond necklaces, and of course, diamond earrings. And you can always upgrade. If you got us some nice diamond earrings last year, you want to make them bigger. That can be done very easily @IHATE stevensinger.com those roses, by the way, guaranteed to last a lifetime. Get the orders in before 2 o' clock today. They will be out the door on their way to you. So once again I suggest you go to ihatestevensinger.com don't wait. Shipping a little slower this year across the board because of that serious weather that has been hitting and will be hitting. So I'd get this done today so you'll be all prepared for Valentine's Day. Fast and free shipping. Did I mention that it's free? I hate stevensinger.com a really swell guy, a nice guy and he's been doing it for a long time and he just loves doing it so he can help you out with your diamond needs, etcetera, etcetera. When we come back, we will be reading your letters. We'd love to hear more from you. Bob and tomobandtom.com these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Dr. Sadie Allison]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jeff Oskay]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's available at your.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Chick McGee on Instagram. That's right. Dear Bob and Tom show. Yes, hello from Lake Mills, Wisconsin. Now that Josh has quit the show, I would like to make a suggestion for his replacement. Oh, I didn't realize he'd quit until I noticed he's not talking in hours two and three. This guy. This guy's got it on the ball now. Josh hasn't actually quit, of course. We're teasing about that. And that was that.

[Tom Griswold]

He never talks about having some work done on his body.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. He's having.

[Jess Hooker]

We did get a proof of life pick on our. Oh, well, that's our frame yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me he was standing in his hospital room holding the paper with a shotgun like Lee Oswald. Is that a rifle?

[Tom Griswold]

Lee Oswald's holding the rifle in the. In today's paper. Seeing it in today's world.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How are you going to do that? You can't use an iPad because you could fake that. What am I saying? You can fake anything. Yeah, so much the way the Oswald photos are fake. Oh, no. Just kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

This says, I think Greg Warren would be a great replacement. Oh, it would be a smooth transition. I. I disagree. We tease him, too. Okay, I can't keep up. Today's the anniversary, by the way, of the guy who almost choked to death in the annual hot dog eating contest in Lake Mills. He's fine now. After spending a couple of nights in the hospital, they decided not to do the hot dog eating contest again. Well, anyway, good. Good luck finding. That's what it says. Well, anyway, good. Good luck finding a replacement. And I wish Josh all the luck in the world and whatever job he does next. Dear Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, regarding Mr. Godwin, it says, I heard Pat sometimes struggle finding his glasses when you're actually wearing them on your head.

[Pat Godwin]

True.

[Tom Griswold]

Yesterday I was getting dressed for the cold weather. Check local listings. I put on my left boot, then put on my right boot, then tied my left boot, and then spent a solid 45 seconds looking for my right boot in the closet. It was on my foot. Thank you. That's from Joel in Athens, Ohio.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've done it.

[Tom Griswold]

Totally get that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Real quick. You mentioned Greg Warren?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

He posted this. I'm not sure if everyone's aware of this. Nate Vergozzi has a new TV show coming out February 25th on ABC called the Greatest Average American.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

And Greg Warren is the booth guy. He's the announcer on it. Yeah, it was coming out the 25th.

[Tom Griswold]

It was top secret, but the Secret is out.

[Jeff Oskay]

It's out.

[Jess Hooker]

He posted.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's exciting. All get out.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's so cool.

[Jess Hooker]

That is very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be talking to Greg again soon. We'll find out more about that. We were talking about a. The so called beer Mosa.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember this because Spotted Cow beer was in the news because the company that makes that had a had a spill truck. Had a. Had a spill in Wisconsin.

[Jess Hooker]

But the beer Mosa is beer and orange juice.

[Tom Griswold]

Orange juice, apparently. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a brass monkey, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's what it's called.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you use Spotted cow, apparently it's called a beer Mosa. Okay, how about this? Toss a shot of amaretto in there, writes Max, I don't know if I'd like that. And you have what we call a Wisconsin lunchbox. This can be enjoyed any time of the day. Max from Helenville, Wisconsin.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you gonna say it or do you want me to say it? Sounds like a sex move.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Wisconsin lunchbox.

[Pat Godwin]

Missed an opportunity.

[Tom Griswold]

It really does it. That would probably involve slathering a. Well, never mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Jeez.

[Tom Griswold]

You might want to bring the beer up to maybe bring the beer up to room temperature or at least maybe body temperature. But yeah, the Wisconsin box lunch. A spotted cow lunchbox. And what did I say?

[Jeff Oskay]

Box lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry. I blame you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you were the. I'd never heard the term box lunch lunch. I. Until I. You said something about we were doing something somewhere and you said, oh, I'm sure they'll have a box lunch. What is that?

[Tom Griswold]

You never had that?

[Jess Hooker]

What? Oh, a box lunch.

[Tom Griswold]

You go to an event and they had. Everybody heard about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never heard it. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been on. If you've ever been on an airplane and they do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or I haven't paid attention.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In a couple of special occasions, for example, I was on a plane that going to New York City and they had to land because due to. They always land. Generally speaking, they had to land in the middle of nowhere.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's fun. Well, what was really fun was after it was a lightning or something, they landed in the middle of nowhere. And then the pilot comes on and he goes, well, this is the largest aircraft ever to land on this Runway. And I'm thinking, wait a minute, that means we're gonna be the largest aircraft ever to take off from this Runway watching the Piper Cubs going. But yeah, they, they. We had to sit in the tarmac Forever. And they brought a bunch of box lunches.

[Jess Hooker]

They did that at school when the cafeteria was closed. Like, they would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. All the kids would get box lunches.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, just. It was a white box and there was a sandwich and some chips. Yeah, but that's an expression. In any event, the Wisconsin lunch box, as far as I can. So it's spotted cow orange juice and amaretto. Is that what's going on here?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you, Max. I try it once again from. From Helenville with a box launch. Wisconsin. And speaking of sex moves, coming up, we're gonna have Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty with some adult toys and the descriptions of how they work. It might be a nice Valentine's Day gift. That's gonna be a situation. Where is that awkward or not?

[Jess Hooker]

It depends on what she's into.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it also depends on how long you've been in the relationship. Like it?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably third date on Valentine's Day. Here's the double donger. What do you think, babe?

[Tom Griswold]

What I'd like to know is, and I will ask Dr. Sadie Allison, this does. Do ladies get these and present them to the gentleman, or is it.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, Sadie sent us toys for men and women, so if you wanted to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't understand what you just said.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a group activity.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I understand. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just saying, do more women buy this for their guy and have. And hope he. Hope that he'll use it with that? Yeah, we'll find out. These are all fair questions. Yeah. And then coming up, Pat, I've got a request for you for a nice new song. I will also remind everybody of a couple shows coming up. Valentine's Day evening. Willie G. And Patty G. Next Saturday in Evansville at the famous Pat Cozlet's Simplicity Joint, which becomes a special nightclub occasionally, by all accounts. Do they serve a box lunch?

[Pat Godwin]

They do not. They have some food, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Some drinks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, good news. I don't need the 12 seat dining room set. You don't have to bring that back. I do need a hutch.

[Pat Godwin]

A hutch?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a China hutch? Can you get that in the car and bring it back?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely. That's huge. But I'll get in, I'll get a trailer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd strap it to the back, tie.

[Tom Griswold]

It to the roof.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever you need.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, this is a friend.

[Tom Griswold]

While I'm at it, the two Jeffs. Jeff osu, who's right over there? Jeff Bodart on Valentine's Day evening at The Castle Finn Winery, Marshall, Illinois, so you can check out that great show. And once again, Duke Tomato is going to be at Kingston Mines, Chicago tonight. And tomorrow we're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hate that. Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. With the glasses on his head ready to go. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

In a beautiful Ed Septic sweatshirt. How could I get me one of them? Are they online? Are they available?

[Tom Griswold]

Somehow.

[Jeff Oskay]

Throw me a hundred bucks. You can have this one.

[Bob Kevoian]

A hundred? Yeah, Sold. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. And on Prize Picks, pick two to six players. Choose more or less. Watch your lineups light up for that big game. Download prize picks, use the code Tom and get 50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I have kind of a complicated letter here.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try to make this as clear as I can. Someone had created a list of things that I hate. It was. It was quite accurate, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was amazingly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, People keep at We're.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're. That's the letter of the week. And people adding to that letter.

[Tom Griswold]

And one of the things that I. I think is a complete waste of time is a cursive. Writing in cursive.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want it? You want it stopped being taught in school.

[Tom Griswold]

However, one of the things I love is peeing outside. And Steve, Steve from Huber Heights did the math on this one.

[Bob Kevoian]

With the world's largest community of brick homes.

[Tom Griswold]

Steve, thank you so much. He writes, tom supposedly hates cursive but loves to urinate outside. Recently, I was doing the latter. I was spelling my name in the snow, as all men do do. It's ingrained in us as men. So I think that Tom secretly likes cursive during this activity in the snow. There is no way at his advanced age he has enough stream control to spell his name in block letters. Cursive is the only way to go. That would seem to make him a hypocrite. Well, I would argue if I could, Steve. Yeah, you are absolutely correct. However, I know just enough cursive to do my signature. My signature is more or less cursive. It's sort of the equivalent of Spanglish. It's kind of half cursive, half printing. Okay, but. And have you ever done that Jeffrey peed your name?

[Jeff Oskay]

Mine looks more like a Morse code. It's a little drippier, a little dot.

[Tom Griswold]

A little dot, dash thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see you got a prostate swelling over there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on?

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't even think I have one of those.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding. Well, that's interesting.

[Jeff Oskay]

I've never seen it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, but a good point, Steve. Thank you very much. And tis the season.

[Bob Kevoian]

And speaking of the list, on and on people, you, things you hate. Abba, bathtub showers, hotel room service, fuel trucks, the commanders and guardians, names, paper straws, plate trophies, stop signs at 3am Streets or housing additions ending with somewhere with trace in the title. Sweatpants, TVs and restaurants are. Tom, what do you. You forgot about Angie by the Rolling Stone.

[Tom Griswold]

God, I hate that. So that is awful.

[Jeff Oskay]

Co workers on there anywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

And finally, Jeff writes in. Not you. This Jeff said, wouldn't it be easier to make a list of things Tom likes? That's a much shorter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we can start peeing in the. Peeing in the snow way up there.

[Jess Hooker]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, mister, you ever done that?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I haven't, actually. I've. I've peed outside, but I haven't peed in the snow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of fun.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I just.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not as fun for girls. We don't get to like.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Get to draw pictures and write our name.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that called a weed hop.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, for a girl to pee outside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And right now we check local listings with snow everywhere. When I'm walking the dogs, there's now a visual aspect of where they're gonna go sniff.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But we're gonna go over there right now. And sure enough, we go over there and one of my dogs is interested in sort of a. What do I want to call it? A lemon slushy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, doesn't just sniff it.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't just sniff it. One of them lamps it up.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Very unpleasant. Now, Pat, I asked you to prepare a song for us about an hour ago. You have a new one that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat isn't sure right now that he can even play an instrument. He looks very confused.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is about the massive release of the. The. The Jeffrey Epstein files. Apparently several million documents. I want to say special hello to the journalists who have to suffer through reading all those. That's a long way to go. Needle in a haystack. But a lot of names are showing up. I don't. I don't know what that means necessarily, but you've got a tribute.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's on the Epstein list? The country's mad wives are pissed. You know, it's just politics. But it seems everybody's on the Epstein list. Prince Andrew, that zombies. But everybody's on the Epstein list. No, Nelson Mandela, the peace activist Someone said he's on the Epstein list. Desmond Tutu and Pope Francis Mr. Rogers what are the chances? The Dalai Lama's publicist Seems everybody's on the Epstein list. The guy from Dunkin Donuts who gets up early Larry Mo and the first Curly the unknown comic the Maharishi the guy who sold me my Mitsubishi the guitar tech from Genesis Everybody's on the Epstein list. Epstein list. People are pissed. Who's really on it? Who they miss? Oh, left side, right side, down the middle. That guy from the band Kansas who plays the fiddle. Even my girlfriend's really pissed. Apparently, I'm on the esteem list.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand Prince Andrew had to move out of his house. You hear about that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they kicked him out and they got.

[Tom Griswold]

They got more pictures of him on his knees.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, yeah, well. But he got. He moved out from a palace to a slightly smaller palace, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. But supposedly the servants won't wait on him.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my gosh. Wow. Yeah, they're real. They're kind of sensitive about the. The butlers. And it's like a. Families. The sons and grandsons. Generations are. Yeah, we serve homes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll see now. Thank you very much, Pat. That was lovely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

And once again, you're going to be working with Willie G in Evansville, Indiana, on Valentine's Day evening.

[Pat Godwin]

That is a fun night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good. Check that out. Also, we had a chance to talk with comedian Bob Zany earlier this week, and Bob is going to be at the grand opening of the Laugh Factory at the Horseshoe Hotel and Casino, formerly Bally's on the Strip. Coming up, starting February 9th.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's got a bunch of gigs coming up. Bob was very funny. He also urged us to plug his dry bar special, which has had, what is it, like, more than a million views.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's up to like 40. 40 million. Really?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

And, Pat, do we have a date on your dry bar special being released?

[Bob Kevoian]

He loves this topic.

[Pat Godwin]

I have an answer now for you. Thank.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

February 21st.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, finally.

[Bob Kevoian]

This, this, this. February.

[Pat Godwin]

No, 2027. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And I know it's. It's kind of good news, bad news for you, because I know it's a great show, but it's the old Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I'm a little heavier.

[Tom Griswold]

A little. Yeah. But you've done a great job. No, no. You've lost like 40 plus pounds.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. Good for you. A lot healthier. And Mr. Osuke, who's sitting right next to me, he's going to be doing a show with Jeff Bodart. He'll be our guest next week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, And Bodart's coming in. Oh, I got to get my hair done.

[Jess Hooker]

The wand, Smith.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You'll be in Marshall, Illinois, at the Castle Finn Winery. And while I'm at it, Heywood Banks. We were talking about his gig at the funny farm near Youngstown. That's been officially. That club has moved to Warren, Ohio, so. Want to make that clear if you're planning to go see Heywood. He's. He's great. It'll be a terrific show. Now, Christy Lee is currently. Apparently, I don't know where she is. About to get on a ship.

[Bob Kevoian]

Might be Barcelona. I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Barbados.

[Tom Griswold]

She's heading to Barbados for a week. That should be fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't Anthony Quinn from Barbados?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

The actor, Zorba the Greek, Isn't he from Barbados? I don't know why that sticks in my brain. I'm pretty sure it is. Isn't that where Zorba the Greek takes place? Barbados?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Not Greece?

[Tom Griswold]

You'd think it would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Pat. I've never seen that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen Zorba the Greek.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? No. Well, it's about this guy named Zorba and he's of hails from Greek Greece.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to talk about Christie's Travels coming up, courtesy of Colette. C O L L E T T E. Starting September 23rd, Christy's going to be going to Italy and she's taking a bunch of Bob and Tom show listeners. You can be part of the trip by checking out bobandtom.com trip and get the information. They're going to be going to a whole bunch of spots, including the Vatican museums, Rome, Florence, the canals of Venice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Florence. Is that Flo from that restaurant show?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kiss my grits.

[Tom Griswold]

Is she gone?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I don't think she'll be going I'll shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand that she's in the catacombs right now. Take in the charms of Umbria and Tuscany and they do all the planning for you. You just sit your butt down and they take care of you and they drive you around. It's great. It's the best way to travel because they've done all the planning and all the work. You just get to eat and watch and walk and have fun. One, it's the Colette Agency with Christy Lee as your guide. Bobandtom.com trip for more information. You're gonna have the time of your life. Christy did it last year. They had a great time over in the uk. This time it's Italy. So prepare for some great eatin and some cool sites, et cetera, et cetera with Christy Lee. Coming up next hour, it'll be Dr. Sadie Allison, the expert on adult toys from Tickle Kitty. We'll talk with Sadie and find out about perhaps a nice Valentine's Day gift, something romantic, something you may not want to open up at a restaurant. You don't want to be holding the. You know what I'm talking about, the penetrator 3000. When the waiter comes up and asks if you want more.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have a 3000 now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you should have the penetrator 2500. You're.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's old.

[Tom Griswold]

That's old school. That's diesel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

That doesn't even have the WI fi.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got an upgrade. I'm glad she's coming in. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you still using the same password?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I am.

[Tom Griswold]

I love you, Mom. Okay, we are coming back. We are coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. I want to talk to Chick about his new fridge that is connected to his WI fi. Well, thank you very much. I never get tired of sharing information about my refrigerator and my WI fi that still refuses to make ice. I'm not sure what's going on there, but that's fine. Yeah. I'm gonna have to buy a new refrigerator anyway since it's connected to the WI fi. Brian says does his refrigerator ever text him and say, am I running? Well, you better come catch me. Uh huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is there WI FI on a refrigerator?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's part of a home system that all the appliances can work together and save energy and you can dial them in and you know what's in your refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

There is no way this is gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

No, because I'm guessing if I mean, you Guys know this, but when Chick shops for things, he was like, what's the cheapest one? What's the middle one? What's the most expensive one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, what do I do?

[Jess Hooker]

Get the one that's more expensive than the most expensive one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I like that one. I like that one.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's how I go. Is this the one that has the camera in it that shows you what's in your refrigerator?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I don't have that one.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it clear? Is the door.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the door's not clear. No.

[Jess Hooker]

Do any of you guys have that? The clear.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm living like an animal. I have to open the door to see what's in my refrigerator.

[Jess Hooker]

It must be embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would love to have. Have the clear one. Yeah, that won't be happening. No, I like to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does someone else not like the clear concept?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I like to be able to see everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, like the dishes out the.

[Jess Hooker]

But I'm with you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not happening.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I want the. I want the industrial refrigerators like that you see in grocery stores. Those with that are open and that's. That's what.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

You need to talk to him. He's got the. The. What is it? The deep freeze and the Viking or whatever those are.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the workhorse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Zero Sub Zero.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I finally got it working again.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Jess Hooker]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I. You can't. You gotta open it up to look around.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. No, I want it to be like. Like a grocery store.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when you're at the grocery store.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you the lady that opens it up and then stands there staring at you?

[Jess Hooker]

That makes me nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to go. You know, you can shut the door and look. Yeah, that's you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I open the door and look, even though it's clear. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You open it up and the lady in front of me opens it up and there's like 40 different kinds of eggs. And then she waits the. You can't get by. Oh, that's so weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just do it to draw ladies over to talk to me. So I'll go, hey, how you doing? Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And it's cold over there.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Sorry I asked. Time to check in the sporting scene with Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's do it. Matt Stafford edged Drake. May. Got to love the Drake for the AP NFL Most Valuable Player award at something they call the NFL honors in the closest race since Peyton Manning and Steve McNair tied. Tom. That's right. Stafford received 24 of 50 first place votes, while May got 23 exciting stuff. AP Offensive Player of the Year, Seahawks wide receiver Jackson Smith and Jigba. AP Defensive Player of the Year, Browns defensive end Miles Garrett. Defensive Rookie of the Year, Browns linebacker Carson Schwiesinger, Rookie of the Year. On offense, Panthers wide receiver Teta Roya McMillan, protector of the Year. Here it is. This is for alignment. This is a brand new award from the NFL and it goes to Joe Tooney. Joe Tuney has been in the AFC or NFC championship game for like 10 years in a row. It's crazy. He used to play with the Chiefs, but you knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comeback Player of the year, Christian McCaffrey of the 49s, AP coach of the Year, Mike Vrabel. That's right. Of the Patriots and the Pro Football hall of fame class of 2026. Oh, hang on, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Larry Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitz.

[Bob Kevoian]

Larry, is that we're gonna do Luke Keakley. Not now. Adamsieri. Drew Brees. Roger Craig. Walter Payton. NFL man of the year. My boy Bobby Wagner. And there you have it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

NFL honors. And now we can proceed with the biggest this year. Right now, the biggest game that's ever occurred in the NFL, the Super bowl coming up on Sunday, 6:37 Eastern Time, give or take a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

What's interesting is that NBC is also, of course, broadcasting the Olympics. So I, I think a lot of the Olympic stuff will be over on Peacock and the very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I assume they'll do their normal.

[Bob Kevoian]

12 hour pregame opening ceremonies is like 130 quarter till 2 today Eastern time, this afternoon.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be on Peacock as it happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure it'll be on NBC as well. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'll be on NBC.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And Peacock and the whole thing that when things are on NBC, it can be on Peacock at the same time too. Yeah, that. That can happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have Peacock?

[Jeff Oskay]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't your refrigerator have Peacock?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, that's. If I get busy in the refrigerator, I can just kick it right on there and watch it in the egg drawer. Drawer.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have that yet? Where you open the refrigerator and there's a functional TV set in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean, do we have that yet?

[Jess Hooker]

There's a TV in a refrigerator in.

[Bob Kevoian]

The front in the door. You can look at the t. Refrigerator has a TV there in the door. Where have you been?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, there's a whole computer screen.

[Jess Hooker]

You can go online.

[Jeff Oskay]

You can watch YouTube.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On your refrigerator.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh? It's like a tablet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Why? Why not?

[Pat Godwin]

You're Standing there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, well, the kids gotta have something to do while they're standing in the kitchen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Different world.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good to know. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you trying to tell me that Hart and or Finn would come in and, Daddy, I can't see my iPad on the, on the refrigerator? And you wouldn't hustle up and get that organized for that little girl? I think you would. Okay. And speaking of little girls. Thank you. Lindsey Vaughn is ready for her first Olympic downhill training run in Cortina. The 41 year old American tore the ACL in her leg. Left knee, right knee. Oh, she doesn't have a weenie. And a week ago. But she plans to race in the Milan Cortina Games with a large brace on her injured knee, thus making it impossible for a more deserving skier to ski.

[Tom Griswold]

If you watched yesterday, if you saw her workout, she's in great shape. It's amazing. They.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you explain to me?

[Tom Griswold]

So I posted a video of her workout and it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is exactly because sometimes you ask me to explain things to you and I try. God knows I try. In the NFL, I try. Can you explain to me how a person can ski 80 miles an hour on a, on a torn ACL and meniscus?

[Tom Griswold]

I. She can, apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it all with the brace?

[Tom Griswold]

Watch lots of shots. Watch her workout. She's killing it. She's really amazing. So, okay, be great if she won. If not, even if she was in, her knee was in great shape because she's what, 41 years old and. Oh, Jesus, she's been doing great. She's got two gold medals on the circuit already, so we'll see one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder how well I'll act or what kind of shape I'll be in when I'm 41. Anyway, where was I? An unprecedented four site, Dual Cauldron, Winter Olympics opening ceremony. Did you hear me?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Four sites, right? Dual cauldrons, opening ceremonies. I had no idea. Did you know this?

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to be in Cortina and they're going to be in Milan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's dual Cauldron. What about the four sites? I don't know. See, the Olympics returned to Italy today after it last hosted them in Turin, where everyone has their turn signal on. Is that anything? Anything at all? Okay, maybe not. This is this. This is from Associated Press. This is the most spread out Olympics in history, with competition venues covering an area of about a space roughly the size of the entire state of New Jersey. The main hub Friday is Milan at San Siro Soccer stadium. There also will Be three other sites for athletes to march, some carrying their country's flag. Cortina in the heart of the Dolomite mountains.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that like Eddie Murphy movie? Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dolomite sandwich. It is a. It is an Eddie Murphy movie. Good call. And Livino in the Alps. Predazzo in the autonomous province of Trento. Well, of course, we all know that's an autonomous province. I don't want to be.

[Tom Griswold]

There's an extra large iced tea Starbucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's exactly right. Noah Winter. Who's he? Chick. Well, he's attended more Super Bowls than Tom Brady, but not as a player. Winter is the mastermind behind the confetti spectacle at the end of each Super Bowl. I have Tom's attention. The man who is in charge of dumping the confetti on the celebrating teams at the end of the super bowl is named Noah Winter. His company. His company, Artistry in Motion, has been creating the colorful celebrations and the winning team's colors since the 31st Super bowl in 1997.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have to clean it up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Winter began his career.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so, because that's the hard part.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think they. They think they reuse it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. But I mean.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll be finding that confetti at that stadium for 50 years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Winter began his career in lighting, design and pyrotechnics before moving into confetti for Disney. Oh, what do you do? I'm in confetti over at the Mouse. Thanks. The confetti is made of recycled materials and is biodegradable. Winter's team makes sure the confetti drops precisely when the game ends and it's the right colors. What do you think of that?

[Jeff Oskay]

So he has to have two setups.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

For each one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

Then they ship the losers confetti off to Africa and they have a celebration.

[Tom Griswold]

As kitty litter for the lions before they eat them. I always wondered about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lions do have litter boxes. That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. Well, that's kind of fun. So they have to have it set up and make sure they hit the right button or otherwise the wrong color confetti. I didn't realize the confetti was coordinated with the team.

[Jess Hooker]

What if they're in an open air stadium?

[Tom Griswold]

They are.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's fine.

[Jess Hooker]

So where does the confetti fall from?

[Jeff Oskay]

The sky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Blimp.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Cannons maybe?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they shoot it up.

[Jess Hooker]

They shoot it up. It doesn't fall from the. Oh, I thought it just.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, you're not thinking.

[Jeff Oskay]

They see Some rain clouds come over.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

About time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This is basic, basic stuff. The World Anti Doping Agency, or our favorite organization, wada, has vowed to look into claims that ski jumpers at the Olympics are artificially enlarging their penises in a bid to gain a competitive edge at the Olympics. How would that give them an edge, Chick? Well, previous reports have suggested that some ski jumpers attempted to manipulate the 3D body scanning measurements used to size competition suits by enlarging their penises with hyaluronic acid. A bigger suit could help a jumper achieve a more aerodynamic advantage.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, doesn't, as I recall from this, the. If it's. If it's a little baggier in the groin area when you're flying, it acts like a. Kind of like a sail or a wing. I think that's the logic of this. But they're accusing them of actually using a syringe and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Making it swell up.

[Tom Griswold]

But then it was. Presumably then it would go down when it's time to jump, Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Only if they win, because.

[Tom Griswold]

So they'd have the extra. Well, that's dedication.

[Jess Hooker]

How much of a difference is it making, though, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, evidently, between a gold and a silver, who knows? Wow. Yeah. Thousandths of a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you be willing to do that? To reach the next level, I mean.

[Jess Hooker]

Of what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no.

[Tom Griswold]

They're directly injecting their male.

[Bob Kevoian]

A competitive athlete would, I'm sure, take the.

[Jess Hooker]

That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take that risk. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Because usually performance enhancing injections result in a smaller penis, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the steroids thing?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Back acne and your genitals shrink.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, and that's. And that's how competitive they are in that they. They don't care. You don't care about your penis? I want to win a gold medal. Ho, ho, ho. Wait a minute. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you going to watch any of the skiing, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always fun.

[Jess Hooker]

I love all. I love all the Olympics.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got the firewood ready.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm right there, man. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you didn't hear about this one. Everybody else did.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to be doing a special event in one of the ski events. It's just for local rabbis to ski. It's called the. The giant Shalom. Just to urge everyone to exist, coexist in peace.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Shalom.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see? So, not shalom, but shalom.

[Tom Griswold]

So, so sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. This.

[Tom Griswold]

The ski flying thing is really cool. And am I correct in saying this is the first time they're going to have the women doing it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you, you're the first person that has said that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm pretty sure I saw that and I.

[Jess Hooker]

Women didn't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love the ski jumping forever and I didn't realize women didn't do it either. So I guess they. They didn't and now they are.

[Tom Griswold]

So in any event, they're not going.

[Bob Kevoian]

To let them vote though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

This, this thing that they're injecting into the male member high. I'm looking at it here. Hyaluronic acid.

[Jess Hooker]

Hyaluronic acid.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that you? You're. I've never heard of this. Is this something you're familiar with?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, that's. It's a skin treatment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like does it cost a peel or dead skin or.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's a plumper. Yeah, I think you're right. So you would put it where you have wrinkles and it. And it plumps up or a lot of use it like filler in their cheekbones when your cheeks start to sag.

[Tom Griswold]

So are, are men using this for cosmetic purposes beyond the world of ski jumping?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know because I know men.

[Bob Kevoian]

Put Botox in their hyaluronic acid or H H A ha is a natural water binding molecule found in skin, joints and connective tissue that acts as a powerful humectant. Now will they stop when I'm looking up what something is. Will they stop using words that I don't and I have to go look?

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell that word means?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

It will hold up to a thousand times its weight in water to provide intense hydration, skin plumping and joint.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so lubrication. If you did this to your male member, they would just be.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Primarily using skin care to reduce wrinkles and medical treatments for osteoarthritis or dry eyes.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we had a story last week about scrotox, which is the injection of Botox into the male scrotal area, which.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is not a product of friggin mall industry, but it sounds like it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here and there's. And also they're referring to something as bocox B O C. Now X.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honestly, they are referring to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You didn't start?

[Tom Griswold]

No. This is from Dr. Mike T, Senior Doctor at the Harley Street Skin Clinic.

[Jess Hooker]

Clinic, the Harley Street.

[Tom Griswold]

A growing number of men are seeking Botox injections in the scrotum to achieve a smoother, less wrinkled appearance. I can't imagine why you guys come.

[Jess Hooker]

Out of the womb with. With wrinkly balls. Like, why does it matter?

[Tom Griswold]

Does not matter.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that about, by the way? That little boy babies born with.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

This appears to be something. I don't know who would be doing this, but that's so bizarre. It's injecting a, quote, neurotoxin into the male member to relax the muscles and enhance blood flow to achieve an erection. That is called scrotox.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Scro Cox. B, O, C O, X. Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

I know people that get Botox to treat migraines. Like it's used for a lot of other things, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got it.

[Tom Griswold]

I do have the whole list. Chronic migraines, underarm sweating.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that's a big one.

[Tom Griswold]

Overactive bladder, crossed eyes. They use Botox for that.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know about that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Severely cold hands and premature ejaculation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Please tell me there's been a stand up comedian in history with crossed eyes. I would go see him and just laugh my ass off.

[Pat Godwin]

I think there's got to be. Right, Jeff?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a famous actor that did the Young Frankenstein.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Marty Feldman. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, anyway, if it's out there, if you're looking for the, the scrotox or the box, you can. But do you want a needle down there? No, the doctor said.

[Pat Godwin]

I already have a needle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the doctor. The doctor says to Pat, you're going to feel a small prick. And Pat says, so are you, Doc. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Is eating super bowl dip.

[Jeff Oskay]

Sorry, my mouth's full of dip.

[Bob Kevoian]

You sure are. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Now, as far as I know, I have have Mexican street corn dip.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got Humpty Dumpty dip.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got something called an exotic delicious treat. Pickle dip.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then the Rao. The.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a. That's because Tom loves that brand of spaghetti sauce.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Marinara.

[Bob Kevoian]

Marinara dip.

[Jess Hooker]

And I think you would like this. It's. It's a jar of Rao's. I'm not sure if that's how you say it. And then it is a herb goat cheese in the middle. And you bake it.

[Tom Griswold]

You made. I can't wait. You also have. What is it? There's. How many dips are there? You got seven layer dip. You've got deviled egg dip.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just had the deviled egg.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. I cannot. I may have to leave during the break and go get some. Such a fan. Because I was saying yesterday, I think that the proper super bowl party should start with a round or. What do you call it? A flight.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Flight.

[Tom Griswold]

A flight of deviled eggs.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I do enjoy the different deviled eggs that you can make. I think that's fun. When they have a flight of those, like the BLT egg with caviar and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kind of a purist.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a restaurant I go to, and they were doing deep fried deviled eggs, and it didn't.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's called a scotch egg.

[Tom Griswold]

Scotch egg didn't cut it for me.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like a traditional deviled egg, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Alzy made buffalo chicken dip, which is one of my favorites.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where. Where's that?

[Jess Hooker]

It's in the crock pot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I didn't look at the crock pot.

[Tom Griswold]

And that apparently is one of the number one one dishes for super bowl parties.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually have the list. Super bowl snacks by state.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just gonna say. I think I have that on my phone. And I was gonna go. So you go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

The most popular snack for the big game. This is so ridiculous.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't call it the Super Bowl, Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, sitting here, it's. You think Goodell's gonna burst through the door?

[Tom Griswold]

In case I'm not making enough money, this. The Bible is gonna. The big game. Buffalo chicken dip is the most searched for snacks on Google in 31 states. In second place, this is kind of a surprise. Chocolate chip cookies. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

All across the United States, chocolate chip.

[Tom Griswold]

Cookies came in second. Yeah. Followed by quesadillas. This is an odd one. In two states, Crab Rangoon is.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like that.

[Jeff Oskay]

Someone had to look up how to make a quesadilla.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently concerning.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you think chocolate chip cookies, you'd have it down by now.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Well, quesadilla is just cheese and a tortilla.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. The crab Rangoon dip. Or that's a dip. You can make it. Have you.

[Jeff Oskay]

Crab Rangoon dip is good.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the inside, and then you fry the wontons.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, in Utah, it was a tie between seven layer dip and the aforementioned deviled eggs.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I, this seven dip is fire.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm, Are they allowed to have seven or what did you say? Devil day? I don't think they can call them deviled eggs in Utah, can they?

[Tom Griswold]

Only if you're married to three people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wife dip in, in Rhode Island. Pigs in a blanket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love pigs in a blanket.

[Jess Hooker]

You put cheese in your pigs in a blanket?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

You could, you couldn't force a cheese stick and do that.

[Tom Griswold]

My mother would do that kind of. With bacon and cheese and hot dogs and roll it into one.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All you need. Pig in a blanket. I'm going to blow your mind. Honey mustard.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Honey mustard and pig in a blanket.

[Jess Hooker]

Boom.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, where I come from, pig in a blanket is cabbage and ground beef.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, that is true. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You guys are throwing me.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's, that's wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently that's a lot of gas for the third quarter.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the Polish version, I think. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the Polish version is you, you get the pig and you screw in a light bulb and then. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

What is Crab Rangoon, by the way?

[Jess Hooker]

That is a deep fried appetizer usually served in Chinese food.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's.

[Jess Hooker]

But the inside is cream cheese. Yes, some, usually some kind of imitation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crab, seafood flavored scallions. Yeah. Cream cheese.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the number one again, Buffalo chicken dip. What exactly is that? That. How do you make that?

[Jess Hooker]

Buffalo chicken dip is shredded chicken, buffalo sauce, usually Frank's Red hot buffalo sauce, cream cheese and then blue cheese sprinkles on top.

[Tom Griswold]

Then. Is this on crackers?

[Jess Hooker]

You can eat that. I think that's tortilla chips mostly. That's how I would eat. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

See I, I've been leaning lately in my. If I'm dipping, I'm getting the tortillas. Yeah, yeah. Warming those up, hopefully getting a little brown on it and just going to town.

[Jess Hooker]

So the soft. You keep them soft? You don't deep fry them?

[Bob Kevoian]

I keep them soft. Oh, yeah. Right out of the frid.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, speaking of Chinese food, this is not China necessarily, but it does involve an implement typically used by Americans in the Chinese food. It was in a Saigon hospital. I gave you this news story. It's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you did.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to.

[Jess Hooker]

Doctors removed a chopstick from a man's penis.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hello.

[Jess Hooker]

The 42 year old patient, referred to only as, as Mr. Nvd sought treatment at a Saigon hospital where he told doctors that he and his friend were quote, blind drunk when his friend inserted the chopstick into his penis quote for fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, he's horny a half hour later.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Jeff, you've occasionally had too much to drink. So have I. Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have friends. So do I. You ever been so drunk, said to one of your buddies, hey, take this chopstick and put it up my penis. No is the answer.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, no. Yeah. Never.

[Tom Griswold]

What is with that?

[Bob Kevoian]

But think about what excites you during certain times. Okay, Tom? Think about something that excites you.

[Jess Hooker]

Not right now. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, instead of that, what excites you is putting a chopstick into your penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, here in America, probably a fork work. So that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That'd be tough.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be really awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is awful.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The doctors report the chopstick had been shoved so deep into the man's organ that it. That the tip was about. Well, it was over an inch deep from the urethral opening.

[Jeff Oskay]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. So it was lost in there.

[Jess Hooker]

It was in.

[Tom Griswold]

They couldn't just yank it out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy heck.

[Tom Griswold]

So just be glad you're not doing that. That during halftime. Now we have more sporting news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we do. One more story. Are you ready?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A referee ejected an entire section of fans during an Oklahoma high school boys basketball game. The incident occurred late in the fourth quarter of a game between two rivals in Magnum and Frederick, leaving nearly half of the gym empty. The final minutes of the game did not resume until everyone had gotten up and left. Chad Fox, announcer for Magnum Tiger and owner of the radio station 87.7 KHI, said during the games, play by play, that the referee had kicked out the entire Frederick side. He later told kfor, I don't know what was said, but the official might have been called a few names for a long time. In the play by play shared online, a foul was called. One of the officials moved to a job reject one person who stood up and yelled at him. The official then walked over to a school administrator to have a talk. That administrator then got on the public address microphone. Oh, no. To make the announcement that everyone on that side had to leave the gym. Mr. Fox said during the broadcast, you've got some elderly folks that are going to have to be helped down and out of the gym. As you might be able to see in the video, we have a lady with a young child trying to feed her. He noted, the guy's mad that I'm going to. Yeah, I'm. I've got to stay because I'm on the radio. Once everyone had gone, Fox said, folks, it's Just me and this lady here breastfeeding her baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the only people they left in the gym.

[Tom Griswold]

This was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where was Oklahoma?

[Tom Griswold]

Oklahoma.

[Bob Kevoian]

High school boys basketball game.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically, they all had to leave sooner.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, sooner.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, when you asked me where was it, I knew damn good and well you knew where it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that is sports. Good luck with the Super Bowl. Hope you win whatever you're betting and.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to once again get in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those, get in those prop bets over under interceptions and fumbles and, and go on money line and all of it. Take all of it and, but don't, don't take the points. Seattle's going to cover there 38 to 9.

[Jeff Oskay]

What's your coin flip prediction?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tails.

[Jeff Oskay]

Tails.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta go. Tails. Did you hear any. No. Delay in my voice when I said tails. Confident.

[Jeff Oskay]

I'm putting 100 on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will pay you back if you lose. I feel horrible. You haven't even played.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're betting on the coin flip, you might want to call that 800 number just to help you out. Okay. Thank you very much. Coming up, we're going to be joined by Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty. She has an authoritative point of view in the world of adult toys. And we're gonna find out if one of these might be in the realm of a Valentine's Day gift. We'll find out about all those things and more when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

To this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news center eating dip with two hands. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's your favorite so far? Super bowl dip.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm gonna go seven layer. I'm really enjoying it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Tom's nervous about seven layer. Had never heard of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he doesn't like his food all mixed together. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I like, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you were a kid, you'd have the corn over here, the mashed potatoes here.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm a mixer.

[Bob Kevoian]

And wouldn't you. Yeah. Like forts and attack in different countries and things.

[Jess Hooker]

You got to build the perfect bite. Have a little bit of everything. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that? Very weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there's Jeff. Oscar.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special guest joining us in the studio. She is Dr. Sadie Allison, and she is a specialist in the realm of the adult toy from. From the company known as Tickle Kitty, which I understand is celebrating 25 years.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes. Yes. Good morning, everyone. I'm so excited to be here. Good to see you all. 25 years. Yeah. I started in 2001 when you were four. Thank you. Yeah. Good intimacy. Life will keep you looking young, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there you go. There's a good selling point.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're going to be reviewing some of the baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to look younger or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of the things that are available in the realm of the adult toys, which may or may not be the perfect Valentine's Day gift. I wanted to open with a quick question. In your experience, and I'm not sure you're able to judge this, but do you think there are cases in which a woman buys a man a toy in order that they can share it together, or is it typically a guy buying it for the lady? Is there. Do you have any idea how that would. The Venn diagram of those crossing.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes. So both buy for each other. Definitely. Although it skews a little bit more for men buying for their ladies during Valentine's Day. It's a more common gift for a guy. Sounds right for Valentine's Day. But a lot of women are buying toys for their guys, too, because there's so many wonderful innovations today where both people can be pleased and have fun together with toys.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is there a certain awkwardness.

[Jess Hooker]

If you're saying it? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you going to start talking about butt stuff right off?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

No, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what you're doing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Is there. Is there a certain awkwardness to opening up something and it's. It's an adult toy. Rather than you would.

[Jess Hooker]

You would just laugh hysterically. Right. If you opened an adult toy, like.

[Bob Kevoian]

A really big donger, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. Doesn't matter what it is. You know what? You. You never see a scene in a movie where they're at some fancy restaurant where they've got white tablecloth, silverware, crystal, and the waiter, as the waiter leaves, he hands her the small box, she opens it up and, oh, look, it's the Pulverizer 3000.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, I would want under the silver tray thing. I would want it to be under there on a bed of lettuce. Just lift it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So you would do it. You would do it with a humorous.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I think a good time to do it would be after the dinner when you're going to the bedroom. You can even hide it under the pillow. That's always kind of fun. So when you're getting close and then you're heading towards that moment, you can kind of just pull it out and surprise your partner. And sometimes it's. It adds that excitement that you're missing. And even if you laugh, that's a great thing because. Because intimacy is supposed to be fun. It's not so serious.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it ever backfire? Did you ever get any stories about she was insulted or he was insulted, that looks like mine, only significantly larger?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's a good point. You want to get it the same size or smaller, but it's. It's not. So it's not so much the insult, because on Valentine's Day, it's the perfect time to actually give you an opportunity to introduce something new. And when you put it in a way, you're like, honey, you know, I've been wanting to try something different. I thought this might be fun. And that's why I always suggest to guys to get something for her pleasure, because then it's not. It's a little more comfortable for her. And it shows that you care. Because when your woman is pleased, that's when you get it back tenfold. And that's what men ultimately want, is I want more intimacy with my wife live.

[Tom Griswold]

And Valentine's Day, what week from tomorrow?

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good time.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's right on deck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, very good.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's on a Saturday this year, so it's. What are you looking at?

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

She said on deck.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard dick. I'm so nervous. I heard dick.

[Bob Kevoian]

You probably said dick, but who cares?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I may have said that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's hammer time.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe all hands on dick I believe was a gay porn. You don't have to watch it. We're going to check in with Dr. Sadie Allison and talk about some of these interesting things in the world of adult toys. And one of the. There's been kind of a. I guess a revolution in the world of all this stuff. Like everything else now. Batteries pretty much out of the picture, Right?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Right. Almost everything is USB rechargeable now.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. So we have these wonderful products and. And Valentine's Day coming up, and love is in the air, and you're just transfixed on. None of them have batteries anymore. They. They need. They can be plugged in and recharged.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll tell you what. What's wrong with you, I just got for my garage. Here we go. I got a. These. There are these strips there. They look like a ruler, but it's an LED light. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it takes a USB C. Once a year, you charge it and it's motion activated.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm telling you. Battery and magnet technology. That's why the earbuds are so little now.

[Tom Griswold]

But the significance is it's great not having batteries. The fact that you can just recharge it and that's entered the realm of the adult toy. Do any of them have batteries anymore?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Very few. All the nice ones and the modern ones are rechargeable and they last for two hours, which is nice because you don't want your pleasure interrupted with batteries dying out.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. That's old school, by the way.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's from the age.

[Tom Griswold]

If she needs it for two hours, I know a good lawyer. She's gonna need the diesel 700.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's two hours, by my account. It'll never get recharged, so I'll never have to.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, this is not meant to be a silly question, but of course. Then are they typically the USB C now or are they the Lightning USB.

[Bob Kevoian]

A, the wider one. And the USB C is the smaller one.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the one? That's a trapezoidal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's the. I'm not sure what that said. I'm not sure what that. Is that a D or something.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Most of them are usb, which is the standard.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the full size.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Although they are starting to have the smaller ones like you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

But I like the USB C. I like. Because you can't do it backwards. The trapezoidal ones.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's the same she was talking about on Dick and do it backwards.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry. I apologize to everyone listening. Our guest is Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty. You can look at what she's got going on at tickle kitty.com right now. We're going to check in with the new. At the news desk, we have Ms. Hooker. After a busy day of cooking, we have five different Super bowl dips ready.

[Jess Hooker]

We do. Are you gonna try one?

[Tom Griswold]

I am. I just did. I was just doing some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can somebody bring.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to try the deviled egg.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, the. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he's not going to eat the sound of layer dip.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll try it.

[Jess Hooker]

He'll try it. He'll try the seven layer dip, too.

[Tom Griswold]

But let's try a little bit of news. Anything going on out there?

[Jess Hooker]

The iconic Breaking Bad home is still on the market. And the price has just been slashed.

[Bob Kevoian]

From $4 million to 1 million 3.

[Jess Hooker]

$400,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a significant drop.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then the bottom dropped out.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Located in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the four bedroom, two bathroom home was featured prominently in the hit series and has since become a destination for fans.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, who'd want it?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know, because I think the people that lived there hated. And this is why they're selling. Right. That people.

[Tom Griswold]

People. And people were throwing pizzas on the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Roof because of that famous scene putting a doll's eyes in the pool. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It was initially listed in January of 2025 for $4 million. But over a year later, the price has been dramatically reduced. Realtor Alicia feel told journalists the initial price tag resulted from someone claiming to sell famous properties in Hollywood who convinced the owner that $4 million was an appropriate listing. I would be curious about the other houses in the neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They're going through for.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think for 400k. The only way you're going to recalibrate up your investment as if you turn it into a meth lab.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not a very.

[Jess Hooker]

Does it come with the tools?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not a very big house.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a ranch.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, Ranch.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen Breaking Bad?

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. I hesitated to watch it. It's brilliant, isn't it?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really good.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Really entertaining.

[Tom Griswold]

And the. The casting is great. The acting is. I mean, you. It just seems real.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Just. I really. I would really recommend.

[Jess Hooker]

And you watched the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. And I for him, very rarely.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's amazing.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Depicting.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Better Call Saul. Not so good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That gets really, really boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like Michael McKean.

[Tom Griswold]

Before I started watching that, I wanted. I. Please kill the Michael McKean every episode. And completely fake.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But the Breaking Bad. Great.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I'll. I'll give it a try. Do you have your dip over there?

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you want to try it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, my God. This is the.

[Bob Kevoian]

So exciting.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the yellow one. Is that what you have?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this is a deviled egg dip. And I love devil. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now here's Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

Devoured that.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, once again, Tom. Tom is always eating like he's in prison. You know that? Yeah, he likes to gobble. Gobble it down.

[Jess Hooker]

I have to be honest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I right?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like it.

[Jeff Oskay]

It.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't like the deviled egg dip?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it called for sweet relish and I don't like any kind of sweetness in my deviled egg.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that the way. What are you supposed to think about things? I'm not going to fix this because I don't like it.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't think I. I made it anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

But I didn't. I didn't change the recipe, and it's not how I eat my deviled eggs. I don't like sweet relish in my deviled eggs. I like a savory.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would agree. I'd prefer it without the sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, I'm with you. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm gonna try the other dips. We have five of them. Ready for the Super Bowl.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we're also getting ready for Valentine's Day, and there's lots of different things you can get, including these soon to be discussed toys. I'm looking at a. At the designs of some of these.

[Pat Godwin]

Sadie is holding one right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

The thing is, by the way, whose idea was it. Excuse me. To sit Sadie. Next to Pat Godwin? I'm not sure if that's going to be.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you trying to get me in trouble?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're getting yourself in trouble. You're. You're inching closer.

[Jess Hooker]

He's behaving.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Grab ass, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Okay. I'm looking at a. At a sheet that has photographs of the various tools or toys, I should say. And one thing that I. You can't tell.

[Bob Kevoian]

You magnificent bastard. I knew it. You got the workbench and the tools, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

You can't tell the scale, so I. I can't tell how large the womanizer is.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that the name of it? It's a womanizer.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It is the womanizer. Next.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

This is apparently the latest edition. This is like the iPhone 17 of sex toys.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's this. This. The subheading is the 62nd air pleasure. Okay, but I want to see one of these things because I just can't tell if it's the size of a. Of. Of a lipstick or of a cucumber.

[Jess Hooker]

I think we can hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, here it comes. Oh, we have one that's bigger than I thought it was.

[Jess Hooker]

What he said.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the. This is the size of a banana.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. It looks like something. It is a secret agent would use as a phone.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a submarine you'd put in the tub when you were a kid you'd fill with baking soda. Yes, it does go up and down, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's a lot more fun.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So, Tom That's a smart silence. So it's not vibrating in your hand. It's actually air suction product.

[Jeff Oskay]

Put your thumb over the hole.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there, friends, is how Tom receives all sexual.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't think it was on.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Isn't that neat? And that's what's neat about this toy is you can be using in the bedroom and your kids won't even know because you can't hear it. It's got a silent feature and it only turns on with contact. So Tom, Tom, put it on the tip of your nose. Nose. And get a little suction.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Picture of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that's weird.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So it's got a pleasure depth control. This new womanizer necked model where you can actually go super gentle because women like it gentle.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys, can you hear that at all? Oh, there you go.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

There's no vibration. That's all air suction.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like you're at the foundry.

[Tom Griswold]

My nose feels weird. Well, we'll find out. We'll find out about the womanizer next. Next.

[Bob Kevoian]

Next.

[Tom Griswold]

See what I did there? Yep. Another great idea for Valentine's Day comes from my buddy Stephen Singer. Stephen [e-mail] let's see now, right over there by Ms. Hooker, you'll find the new rose, the sunset 24 karat gold dipped rose. You can look at one of [e-mail] the Roses, of course, the famous lifetime guarantee. They come in a beautiful box. And let's see, you got about a week to get this done. I would do it today because shipping a little bit clogged due to the serious weather problems we've been having and will continue to have for the next week or so. You get the orders in before 2 o'. Clock. They go out the door today by visiting I hate stevensinger.com and it's not just these beautiful real gold 24 karat gold dipped roses. He's got lots of diamonds. And of course the engagement ring is his thing. He's got lots to choose from and he was telling us that the number one day for engagements is Valentine's Day. How about earrings? He got them all real diamonds by the way. None of the fake stuff. Bracelets, earrings, et cetera, et cetera. Even got little treats if you want to honor your pets on a bracelet, little trinkets. Just check out I hate stevensinger.com and you'll find quite the variety of great gifts for Valentine's Day. Once again, about 89 bucks for the. For the gold dip rose. And shipping is always free at Steven Singer Jewelers. Once again, It's. I hate stevensinger.com. he's a great guy. He's a dog guy. He's got that little dog, that rescue dog named Buddy. There's a picture of Buddy. If you go to the. If you go to the Steven Singer website, tell him the Bob and Tom show sent you. If you please. When we come back.

[Jess Hooker]

Back.

[Tom Griswold]

Next. It's the Womanizer next, among other delights. What have you got at the news desk over there, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

We have NASA news.

[Bob Kevoian]

NASA news. The rocket people.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Gallbladder surgery and feng shui. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Feng shui.

[Tom Griswold]

Feng shui.

[Jess Hooker]

Feng shui.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Feng shui goes bad in this case. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. The Allison. Dr. Sadie Allison celebrating 25 years at Tickle Kitty. Tickle Kitty is a. An outlet for, shall we say, adult toys. I was looking for something. I have to read down the road.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here and listen to how uncomfortable he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was just looking for something and I, And I, I, I realized that it was on top of it was this thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now can you squeeze that for me? Is it like a. It's not styrofoam. I know, but there's some give to it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of a maroon.

[Jess Hooker]

And Pinky's jealous. He wants to.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's almost like a. Yeah, a Washington football team logo. I put a little gold on that. We're in business.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's the Womanizer from the previous year.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they. Do they do logoed sexual.

[Jess Hooker]

They could.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I'm sure they'd love to do one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure, but I'm sure they can. And hopefully, you know, on the down low.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you license this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it'd be very awkward, though. The Browns. This might not be the right tool for that. The Rams 49ers. If you can. If you can handle 49. Wow. That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Sadie Allison is the proprietor of Tickle Kitty. And is this the Womanizer Next that I'm holding in my hand?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's the previous model, but the Womanizer next. The Air Pleasure is the one that gives women 60 second big O's. Yeah. 50% of the test group got to the achieve the big O in less than 60 seconds. So. So if you're in a hurry or get things started.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Get my laundry done. Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Real quick. If you aren't watching on YouTube this morning. You are missing out on seeing Tom and just the looks he is giving from now on.

[Bob Kevoian]

From now on, if you go to the dictionary and look up uncomfortable, there'll be a picture of Tom right there.

[Jess Hooker]

He's doing really well.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a. This, I want to describe it. It's. It's the size of a banana. And it looks like I said before, if you pull it horizontally, it looks like one of those submarines when you were a kid. It looks like you put in the bathtub.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like a Cortina. Am I right on that? Isn't that like a little blowin thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, yeah. That little musical instrument. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It does look like a. Would this be the. A pipe for smoking reefer, Jeff?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Tom, blow into that.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It does look like a pipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get any noise out of it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It has kind of a. Kind of a nipple on the. On the top of it. And if you touch something, it starts to vibrate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it does.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, It's a nice silicone tip. And that surrounds the woman's pleasure button. And that's how the air pleasure suction works.

[Tom Griswold]

Where's the hole?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry, what was the question for the.

[Tom Griswold]

For the cord.

[Jess Hooker]

We can't help you with that if you don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm serious.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's those little metal.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure there's.

[Tom Griswold]

I see the little metal knobs here. So this thing has like a. Like a cradle. You put it in a magnet.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, little magnet cord.

[Bob Kevoian]

It clicks in.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you in. In the course of your studies. I know you're. You're actually a PhD. Do you know from surveying your clients, if this thing involves a cradle, where does the. Where does a person place this in the home? Is there. You see what I'm getting at here? You don't want to have it come in and your Aunt Gertrude walks in and right next to the. That's to the salad plates is a cradle. Oh, is that your phone?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Well, they're actually inconspicuous. You can't even. You don't even really know that that's a pleasure toy. But yeah, you want to keep it private, do it in the bathroom, charge it, and then put it back away. But these, you can't even tell it's.

[Tom Griswold]

A toy in the bathroom. I would assume this is a water pick of some sort.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't put that in your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we'll get to some of these other toys coming up. But first we're Going to visit the news desk with Jess Hooker sitting in for Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Christ.

[Tom Griswold]

Lee's on her way to. What does it say? Barbados.

[Jess Hooker]

Is she in Barbados? Pat, you know I do indeed.

[Pat Godwin]

She flew out yesterday. 7:17. She got to Barbados. She went to the hotel. She's leaving tonight on the cruise ship at about 7:00'.

[Jess Hooker]

Clock.

[Bob Kevoian]

7:30.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, man.

[Pat Godwin]

I made the mistake of asking her that question yesterday.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what have you got over there?

[Jess Hooker]

Ms. Hook from the Bob and Tom Science desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Science.

[Jess Hooker]

New data from NASA's robotic Juno spacecraft was found, or has found, that the planet Jupiter is a bit smaller than previously thought. Oh, well, thank God we know. After obtaining the most precise measurements to date of Jupiter's size and shape, scientists discovered that the gas giant. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it's called?

[Jess Hooker]

No. What did you change it from?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's called the gas giant. It really videos.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's always been the guy.

[Jess Hooker]

I felt like that was a tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of gas.

[Jess Hooker]

A tom edit.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Just because we're having. What is it, seven bean dip.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, that's.

[Jess Hooker]

That'll be a gas giant. Later, scientists discovered that the gas giant has an equatorial diameter of 88, 841 miles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

About five miles smaller than previously measured.

[Tom Griswold]

So, I mean, that's pretty amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

The place is 600 million miles away at the. At its peak, and they're able to measure it and they were only five miles off. Not bad.

[Jeff Oskay]

How do we even. They could say any number. It's not like we could go verify it ourselves.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like they could, you know, And Everest keeps getting taller. Like every now and then it'll go up a foot. They keep measuring that too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, but this is. Again, it's 600 million miles away. Juneau, that.

[Pat Godwin]

You got the vacuum on that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Like Alaska. Wait a minute.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait.

[Jess Hooker]

No, the Juno Space.

[Tom Griswold]

The Juno spacecraft.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought we were talking about Jupiter.

[Jess Hooker]

We are, but the robotic spacecraft that.

[Tom Griswold]

Measured the Juno spacecraft flew by it. Pay attention, please. Hang on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, do you have anything to add to that?

[Tom Griswold]

I am so horny. The Juno spacecraft, oddly enough, looks much like the Womanizer, but a little bit bigger. You don't like the space stuff, do you?

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean, don't like? I think it's interesting. I think it's a lot of money.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know that we're about to go up to the moon again and go around a few times?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, whatever. I'm sorry. Again.

[Jess Hooker]

Or for the first time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's cute. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're going to go around the moon. They're not going to land at this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, of course not. Because it's impossible. You can't. You'll be killed.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just said that's very exciting. Brilliant science out there. This is. This is the kind of science you probably wouldn't have. This kind of adult toy technology.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Without our moon, without Neil Armstrong landing on the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there's a connection.

[Bob Kevoian]

Basic common sense in the world of.

[Tom Griswold]

Digital technology and batteries, a lot of the science evolved from. This is how I justify NASA spending that money.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you think that they would let an astronaut take a sex toy and dispense space? Like, depending on how long they were.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Gone, I would think they probably already are.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

The women. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think so?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we gotta keep it going.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You use it or lose it. And if you're up in space for months at a time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, there's. There's no privacy up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

But haven't they covered this? And they've already.

[Jess Hooker]

Do they give them saltpeter? Is that what that stuff's called?

[Bob Kevoian]

Relations with, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they do it together.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I would think. Why wouldn't you? That's part of an experiment, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I think nobody's ever had sex in space.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think we know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, solo or whatever it takes, man. Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Although definitely solo.

[Jeff Oskay]

I would love to see a huge dildo just floating through the cabin.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about something else just floating in the cabin?

[Tom Griswold]

What would you do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, what would you do with that?

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever see that? There's a video floating around out there. There was a. There was a meth bust. I think it was somewhere in Ohio. And they had the standard reporter guy standing out there in front of the house. Have you seen this thing? And as he's doing it, there are various cops walking by. You know, the police confiscated. And a guy, a cop walks by with sort of a Kroger crate. And literally there is a gigantic dildo. It's all over the Internet. This is way before AI it was perfect.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're rubber and they're long. Just a wave in the breeze.

[Tom Griswold]

This was before all the AI So it's real. It's been floating around for quite a while. But that always, always kills me. This. This thing is there, but was it.

[Jess Hooker]

A whole box of sex toys like we have to confiscate?

[Tom Griswold]

And then we were talking about it, and a cop wrote a Letter in. And he said, what happens is when people use meth a lot, they become hyper sexualized. That's why you hear these stories about people taking all their clothes off and running through the streets. And they, they tend to get the more fringe, if you will, level sex toys. In this case, a gargantuan dildo.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's cute, Tom. That's so cute.

[Tom Griswold]

That was probably either in the battery days with that one, that, that one might have been just that one looked.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like a car battery.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No. What else have we got over there? In the world of news?

[Jess Hooker]

Let's see. A woman in China is accused of causing a string of traffic accidents after repeatedly adjusting a roadside mirror, not for safety, but for feng shui.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, apparently it caused a lot of crashes.

[Jess Hooker]

Residents raised concerns after multiple crashes occurred at a sharp turn inside a residential compound. An investigation found that a woman who lived across from the traffic mirror had been adjusting it to protect her home's feng shui, the traditional Chinese practice of arranging objects to promote harmony and good fortune. Well, for her, not all the people that crashed. The woman's husband said that she had invited a feng shui feng shui master to inspect their home. Have you seen this? Where people, they come in and they, they move your furniture and your bed and everything so that, yeah, you're, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had it all wrong, man. You got to move this around.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you believe in this?

[Jess Hooker]

I've never practiced it, but I mean, I, I, I don't know. I'm not against.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's energy and sure, yeah, why wouldn't there be?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, I believe in it. But it's an energy flow. So you're not supposed to have mirrors in certain directions. And you walk into a room, you're chaired, your desk, for example, shouldn't be facing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't invite a vampire into your house. This is all basic stuff, but this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is one of those. There's one, there's one, for example, on a street near here where the, for the people to get out of their driveway. The only way they can back out of their driveway is to look in the mirror to see if there's traffic coming because of trees and stuff, right? So this lady decides to move the mirrors based on the feng shui master. All of a sudden they have all these car crashes because the people can't see what's coming at them.

[Jess Hooker]

Them.

[Tom Griswold]

So not probably, not a, probably a really great idea.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Property managers have since fixed the mirror permanently and placed it in cement. So she's not going to be moving it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Like a cartoon thing where they. They go up and they take the side. The sign that says Albuquerque.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they turn it like this so the people chasing them go the wrong way. Just, Just. Just a bad. A bad idea. Now back to Valentine's Day, and if you go to tickle kitty.com, you can find an array of these devices from Dr. Sadie Allison. And the. The perfect gift, perhaps for some, for Valentine's Day. Do you under. Have you ever done a survey of how these are typically presented?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Well, sure, people. It's all. It's all across the board. Definitely when you're. When you're in the heat of the moment in the bedroom is a good time. But some people talk about it over dinner. You know, it doesn't have to be, like, in the mood. You can be like, hey, you know, I was listening to the Bob and Tom show, and I was hearing about these new pleasure toys and the Womanizer next, and I thought it might be fun to try something. So, honey, what do you think? I actually got something for us to do something new tonight and experiment a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wrap it?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You wrap it or you under the pillow?

[Tom Griswold]

You just hand her the. Enter the big pink thing here. I'm just gonna be kind of curious if there's be. If there's a right and a wrong way to present it. Do you really want to spring it on her?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I mean, depends on the lady. You know, every relationship's different. Sometimes you have it wrapped up in a really nice gift box, and she'll love it. You know, it just depends on. On knowing your lady and what she might like.

[Tom Griswold]

And the ladies, sometimes they get something for the fellas.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's really kind of for both of them together.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, yeah. Because also when your lady has pleasure, that's pleasurable for the man. Because ultimately, guys, they want to please their women.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And that's why some of these pleasure tools, or bedroom accessories we call them, actually can help you get there a little bit easier and a little bit quicker, so then you can get. Have more fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, coming up, I'm just looking at my list here. We have something called the Magic Mouth, which sounds like a character on Captain Kangaroo.

[Jess Hooker]

Now, I don't think so far from it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think Sadie's up to speed on this, and maybe Jess is not either. But last week, we all declared ourselves presidents of something because president of football is Matt Ryan at Atlanta. So remember, and I'm president of Oral Pleasure. So I would like to hear what this is. The magic mouth thing.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna come back with the magic mouth. I'm being handed one, right? Oh, and it looks just like a mo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it looks like, ladies and gentlemen, the Rolling Stones logo. If the tongue were sucked in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. We're gonna find out about the magic mouth. This is hilarious looking. Is this, is this effective in its duties to.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Once you hit that button I showed you, you'll see why when we come.

[Tom Griswold]

Back, we'll hit the button. Right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right now.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to, I want to, I want to hit this Christy Lee who's not here today. She's, I believe, on her way to Barbados. Christie is our Hyundai gal. And Hyundai has something really interesting going on with the Palisade hybrid. The Hyundai Palisade Hybrid is Now getting an EPA estimated 619 miles of range, which is just amazing. It's also got a motto. The motto for the Hyundai Palisade is no cleats on the seats. What does that mean? Well, that means you've got your backseat, then you've got your wayback. And if you're like me, when the, if you've got a bench seat seat in the back seat, they can't get to the way back without climbing over the seat. And they get the seats all full of mud. So they have the captain's chairs for the back seat. So there's a little space to get into the way back. The Hyundai Palisade. Check it out by going to HyundaiUSA.com or give them a call 562-314-4603 for more details. The beautiful Hyundai Palisade Hyundai USA.com It's a beautiful, beautiful car and it even has a button you can push for snow mode depending on where you live. The Hyundai Palisade Hybrid also gets great gas mileage. Now, once again, more details@hyundai USA.com we're hanging out with Dr. Sadie Allison. She is from Tickle Kitty. And we're going to find out about some adult toys that might make just the perfect gift for Valentine's Day, which is just a little more than a week away. And you can get that stuff shipped out today and have it just in time for the big day and the big night. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Here I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

With. With the guitar and the organ. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Hello, everybody. We have a guest in the studio. She is Dr. Sadie Allen Allison. She is from a place that she created called Tickle Kitty. Tickle Kitty is a source for adult toys.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've got a couple of them right in front of me. I was recently handed this thing. This is. What's this called again?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's called the Magic Mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

The Magic Mouth. Which again, the Magic Mouth, to me sounds like. Like some kids show how we go to the Magic Mouth to see what's happening.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Mr. Mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

How are things today?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd say Seattle all the way. Serious money on the Seattle Seahawks. She'll take this off seriously.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

These look like lips on the end of a. On the end of a sort of a stout, short banana.

[Jess Hooker]

And have you turned it on yet?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm gonna try that in just a second.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And again, this looks like the Rolling Stones lips, except the tongue isn't sticking out. But there is a tongue visible in there.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's sticking out just enough to do what it's supposed to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now it's. The blue light is on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do I.

[Tom Griswold]

And I press the top thing here. Okay, let's see what happens. Gonna break it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, oh, oh. What the hell is going to town?

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a fish, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

It reminds me of the Billy bass thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, it looked. Yeah, exactly. What's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take me to the river.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what she'd say.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's a. An opening and closing mouth. And once again, this is called the magic mouth.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's for her pleasure.

[Jess Hooker]

And you can use it vertically or horizontally, I assume.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Wherever.

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And wherever it feels good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anywhere that you can put it. A group of nerve endings at the base of your tailbone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. What's the bottom button for?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So that's the vibration.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, now.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes. Fits nicely on the vulva, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I used to. I used to. I used to drive a Volvo.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a Persona for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet you drove a vulva crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that I'm thinking about it, I honestly, I cannot. How do. Oh, there you go. I have to hold the middle button in to turn it off.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't. You can't even operate a sex toy.

[Tom Griswold]

And then on this one. Okay, again, this has. It has the two little metal flush.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dots there that you can put this in its carrier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's casually make an agreement. Agreement to not handle that the way you just handled that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we saw.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like your little baby masturbator over there stroking it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I was trying to find the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you were playing with it and licking your lips and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was trying to find the charging.

[Jess Hooker]

Aaron's gonna have to start picking.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it with you? And trying to find the charger hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I think it's important that. I mean, 30 years ago, if you were to present a similar adult toy, then you'd have to go into your garage to get some batteries, and then.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'D have to go to the. Whatever battery. The CVS or whatever was then 30 years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, baby, hold that thought. I've got to drive. To drive to Walgreens so we can power this thing up.

[Jess Hooker]

Which probably makes them a lot lighter and easier to handle now that there aren't batteries. Right?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Absolutely. And more convenient because you don't have to go find batteries.

[Bob Kevoian]

We still talking about sex toys or. It sounds like a new car.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lighter, easier to handle.

[Jess Hooker]

Handle. Do these have a travel mode?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

They do have travel modes. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, That's.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a concern when you're going through security and you're traveling with toys.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It is.

[Jess Hooker]

They don't go off.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have the story that bomb problems are when vibrators or electric toothbrushes or something kick on and luggage and things.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just. This may seem pretentious, but. Of course it is. It's me. I was just reading you were flying.

[Bob Kevoian]

To Paris to pick up your sister's cats.

[Tom Griswold]

No. You're not supposed to take ski boot heaters in luggage because they can. I didn't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ski boots.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I never thought about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, those things. Can that type of battery ignite? Well, there's. There's concern you're not supposed to pack them in your regular luggage. I don't know if that's the case for dildography or whatever we call bedroom accessories.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I. I like the travel lock. I just want to make sure that when I get to my vacation that my toy is ready to go and the battery's not dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. As someone who's a professional, and let's just say you were selling cars instead of adult toys, you'd have a favorite car that you would. Do you have a toy that you take on vacation that's your favorite?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

And which one is that?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's the Womanizer Next.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the Womanizer Next.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That first one that we were playing with, Right. That's the one. I swear to God. So when I first heard about the Womanizer Next and how it gives women the big o in 60 seconds, I was like, let me try this. I gotta. I gotta make sure this is right. And I tried it, and it was revolutionary. It was because it works off of Air Pleasure. It's not vibration at all. And it feels so nice and gentle, unlike traditional vibrators sometimes. So this Air Pleasure technology is really real and so, like, it's my favorite toy, and it's the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

But it doesn't sound like those Air Pleasure driven tools at the shop, At the job site, they have to start the thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, these things often are. That's what some ladies need, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's actually. That's a fair question. Are there any tools in this toolbox, if you will, that deliberately make noise?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Deliberately? I don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all designed to be quiet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, you want to turn on for someone.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. But for example, is it the Tesla that they have to have a button you push so that people can hear your car coming?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's like ludicrous mode. Yeah, those are fast.

[Tom Griswold]

They want. They want you to. They want to hear this thing buzzing.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

But no pleasure toys today. They want quiet because then it's more sensual and like vibration and sounds don't disrupt the sensuality you have going on. And that's why the silent mode on the. On the Womanizer Next is revolutionary, too, because you don't hear it at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is there any a market? Much the way there is in the realm of music, There are people who are like vinyl fanatics. Is there a market for antique sex toys or other people? Is there.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is there.

[Jess Hooker]

Is there a museum?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

There is a museum. There is vibrators. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Good Vibrations San Francisco.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Mike loves there from 2 to 6 Sundays and Thursdays.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Sadie Allison is our guest. Dr. Sadie Allison Allison. And she is the proprietress, if you will, of Tickle Kitty. You can check out the [e-mail]. what are these things made of? What is this? Is it like a neoprene? They're kind of a. Yeah, it's really soft.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Medical Grade silicone. Yeah. Toys have come a long way, so it's body safe for women's bodies. And it's waterproof. It's easy to wash off. Really soft and smooth. Yeah, they're awesome. Today, the material, materials.

[Tom Griswold]

This one kind of looks like it's a little bit smaller. Remember, that's the period of time when we had landlines and there were those ones that fit in the cradle.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd have the dial on the handset.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I'm. I'm.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Now it's a phone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you answered. You answered the dildo, you idiot. Get the phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Remember our code word dildo today.

[Tom Griswold]

And we just found out from the source course that the proprietress of Tickle Kitty, her favorite, Is known as revolutionary. She said the Womanizer Next. And again, I'll describe it. It's about the size of a banana. And is it. Is this the color? They're all this color.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That is the color. That's the one in my Womanizer Next kit for Valentine's Day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I could do a joke about.

[Jeff Oskay]

You have a whole kit.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I do have a kit. Yeah. Every year I put together a special kit kit that kind of makes a full, complete evening. It's got everything you got. And the Womanizer Next is in the kit at 20% off. So it's a really great deal. And you got free shipping.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Free shipping.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Free shipping.

[Tom Griswold]

That's unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Free gifts, refund or play.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Things you can hit in the head.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out what that's all about. We also have some news coming up. Ms. Hooker, can you give me the. The preview?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. We have a gallbladder surgery gone very wrong. We have drones, and we have a Food and Drug Administration recall.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I'd have my gallbladder taken out. I got behind on the payments, came and took it. Pat, you know what I'm talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

We've all been there.

[Tom Griswold]

It's yours gone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Quite a while ago. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you. Does this affect what you're allowed to eat?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that had. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can no longer eat certain things because you don't have a gallbladder?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Like one.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I can't eat caramel corn and certain types of nougat.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And would you need shellfish?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you need to get the magic mouth? Because you can't. Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just talk to that and keep me company.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. We're going to come back with Dr. Sadie Allison. The. The proprietress of Tickle Kitty. And the drone story is really fascinating.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'll all hate it. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

So I've got a couple of them right here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Everybody clear the throat. Making them seem. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker at the news center.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was. Habit. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hey, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick at the Prize pick sports desk. Tom, we have a special guest just in time for Valentine's Day.

[Tom Griswold]

Joining us in the studio. It is Dr. Sadie Allison, the proprietress of Tickle Kitty.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have one of her adult toys in my hand right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you do?

[Jess Hooker]

Bedroom accessories.

[Tom Griswold]

Bedroom accessories, yes.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So that sounds like it could either.

[Tom Griswold]

Be an end table or.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. Or a dildo. This is. This one is fascinating. It's a. The size of a large pickle, but it's pink. It's. This is the.

[Bob Kevoian]

A pink pickle.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

The magic.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, the Pink pickle. Sounds like a nightclub, doesn't it?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For men.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God. And that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This one is the magic mouth. Now, I was thinking, Pat, if this could talk. Yeah. I think it would sound like your famous impression of being locked in a trunk. Yeah. There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good. Has anybody else noticed how uncomfortable Pat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that she's a very pretty lady?

[Pat Godwin]

I get a little nervous around pretty women. But it's not like I've written her a special story, song, or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

You have? Oh, no. For Dr. Sadie Allison, the proprietress of Tickle Kitty, the adult toy place. What have you got?

[Pat Godwin]

Sexy Sadie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

She's got the toys. Marital age for girls and boys. Some make a sucking noise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Some Sexy Sadie. Oh, she's got the toys. Sexy Sadie that's on a snakeskin blouse. And I'm wondering if she has a spouse. I don't, because her boobs are almost popping out. I tickle her kitty if she pet my mouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a little race.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Flirty.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You're not nearly as uncomfortable as I thought you were.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you are.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I feel like I just got a proposal.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think. And according to State Law. You guys are married now.

[Jess Hooker]

Congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm so horny.

[Tom Griswold]

We have, As I mentioned, Dr. Sadie Allison here with us, and we've tried out the. The womanizer and the. The magic mouth mouth. Once again, the magic mouth. It. Imagine the Rolling Stones logo, but with the tongue sticking in. And you press this button and it starts. It starts talking and it doesn't talk a.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. And how about instead of saying the tongue sticking in, say this tongue's not sticking and it's.

[Tom Griswold]

But it looked. It looks like a fish.

[Jess Hooker]

And then does the tongue vibrate? Is that the vibration?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Tongue vibrates. Right on the pleasure button. And then you've got the lips that surround.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you get that close to the mic so we can hear?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not that close.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, listen to that. It's got kind of a. Keep up with that.

[Jess Hooker]

There's women driving off the road right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that distract you like a good rhythm like that, Tommy, like, you know, hall of Mail. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this might be appealing to the women because it doesn't talk talk.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a backwards stereotype.

[Jess Hooker]

Not when you live with Dom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Don't. Don't you think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever done that? Have you ever had to stop proceedings because you needed to explain to her something about the Almond Brothers or something? Has that ever happened?

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second.

[Pat Godwin]

Little feet.

[Tom Griswold]

I got. I. I got a dismount.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. Is Barry's bass solo starting. That is. That has never happened. All right, now let's. We have time to explore you.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, yeah, I've got one for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

This is the we Vibe Chorus Pro. I will bring it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. Very funny thing happened during the break. Sadie walked out, and this toy was wrapped around the arm of her bag, and it was going off, and none of us knew what was going on. And Tom walked over there, picked it up off the ground. Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And just stared at it.

[Jess Hooker]

And he. And he holds it up and he goes, is this for both ends? And then pushes it up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, wait. Okay, I've got two things now.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

One of them is wrapped around my.

[Jess Hooker]

It looks like he's holding a small snake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he looks just. Just as comfortable as he were if he.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. If he were holding a Sadie one at a time. Which is. What's this one?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Okay, so that's the We Vibe Chorus Pro. And the main. It's a couple's toy, and it's wearable and hands free.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So on Tom's hand, he has it as if she was wearing it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And see the piece that's on top of his hand? That's for external stimulation, that pleasure all over.

[Jess Hooker]

Gotcha.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So this is on the outside in a pleasure area. Yep.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You need to define some terms. You damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

And this flange here, this is like a. It's like a small soup spoon.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Made of. Made of.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about a teaspoon?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's bigger than that, but it's kind of flat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then that. That would be.

[Jess Hooker]

That's. That.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's internal.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that goes inside.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's vibrating.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And we've got the G spot stimulation. Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And then let me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll put this.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the one that was going off while you left the room.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I. I know.

[Tom Griswold]

We were sitting here. We heard this, and it was. Because it was hitting the floor, you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Picked it up like it was radioactive.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know how to turn it off. Yeah, I just finally found this button. There you go. Now, this other one I've got.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So the neat thing is the other control in. In your other hand, that's the remote.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Oh.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And you squeeze it and it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so this thing. This thing runs. This thing?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes. And it controls the vibration, and you can feel it in your hand. And that's. That's what the research and the studies showed, was that when you have. Have remote control toys and say the man is holding the remote, he doesn't know what she's feeling. And so with the We Vibe Chorus Pro, he can actually feel the vibration in his hand of exactly what she's feeling.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So if you squeeze that, Tom, you'll feel it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if I hit this one thing, doesn't it change the channel on our tv?

[Jess Hooker]

You know how good you are with remotes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hey, I've. I've lost the remote. Hope you can get that thing off.

[Jeff Oskay]

Let her have the remote.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you don't have to wait and warm up any of these, by the way, like your tv. You can just go ahead and click the button.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting a new one. It takes forever to turn this. These things pop right on, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really bad. Yeah. Wow. And once again, battery free.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yep, Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the name of this one? One more.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That is the We Vibe Chorus Chorus Pro.

[Tom Griswold]

We Vibe.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, the Chorus Pro. And it's actually the most popular couple's toy.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's wearable, hands free, you wear it together, and it pleases both people at the same time, which is really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a great band called We5. Remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't know that you were on my mind. Wasn't that their big head?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you notice? No one said. Really? Did you notice that this morning?

[Jess Hooker]

You were on my mind.

[Pat Godwin]

I know that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

The we vibe.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Very, very good. Now, you said you've got, like, a basket of tricks. What was a kit?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes. Yeah. So, you know, every year I put together, I curate a Valentine's kit, and I cherry pick toys that I think would be amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the fact that you better use the word cherry pick. Not. Not for long. Cherry pick for short.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So. So this year, I went with the. With this, the premium womanizer next. Because it's my favorite toy. I think it's the most awesome feeling toy for women today, and especially women that need a little extra to get there or maybe they haven't gotten there yet, and it's a little difficult. This toy will really rock her world. And so I put that as the main hero of the kit. And hey, guys, it makes you the hero. You know, imagine if you bring a bedroom accessory into the bedroom and it actually helps you take care of your lady.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You're the hero in that situation. And then everyone's having a better time and you get. You get more love in.

[Jess Hooker]

You'll be rewarded.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And the kit comes with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everyone's having a better time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Couple free gifts and free shipping. So if you did order today, you'll get it ground shipping in time for Valentine's Day.

[Jess Hooker]

Perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, thank you. And we have. We promised we'd get a new story in. I think we'll have to wait just a second. Okay. Okay. Because this one's going to get everyone mad. But it does involve drones, and drone technologies become amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

And if you took what Tom's favorite thing is, what would you guess? If I said any other anything, what would you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom's favorite thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Beatles.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the. Put it this way. Fugitive. The.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Mr. Ed.

[Tom Griswold]

The subject of this might be referred to as the mad shatter.

[Jess Hooker]

See, if you would have just gone with your first thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Duty.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Captain Duty.

[Tom Griswold]

But there's a big surprise at the end.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yes, we like big surprises at the end.

[Tom Griswold]

You will be.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not that kind, Sadie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, that would be. Yeah. That toy would require Valentine's day. A squeegee, a bucket and a mop. Oh, well, we'll get to all those things coming up. We have a bucket and a moth.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you hear what happened. I want to tell you about something else. This is something that I found out about just before the holiday season. It's called the aura frame. A U R A. There's one right behind Jeff over there. And the way this thing works, it's a picture frame and you load it with photographs and they rotate electronically through that frame. You can put photographs, you can put videos in there. There's just a video of Willie on stage. There's a picture of us with Pat. I think that is. This is a really cool thing. It makes a great Valentine's Day gift. And you can actually load this thing up from a remote location.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, we found out yesterday Josh sent us a picture of him from his hospital room and he loaded it up there and he was giving us his bedroom eyes and kissy face in his hospital gown. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I believe Josh is getting out of the hospital. Hospital today. Yeah. Is that correct? Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He said he really plans to be here Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Realizes his gown's on backwards.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you notice that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see that? I don't think he was embarrassed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those hospital gowns, way too, way too much exposure. What am I talking about? The aura frame. This is a great gift. And again, you can. You could give it up. For example, a friend of mine's having a baby maybe today, actually, he and his wife. And she's of course the one having the baby. But they can get each of their parents one of these frames. And then every morning his mom will wake up and there's a new picture of the baby that he loaded on for her. And it's not just on a phone. It's framed. It's really nice. And this particular frame that I'm looking at is the Carver mat frame. That's their best seller. And right now you can get 35 bucks, $35 off of that best selling frame if you use the code Tom. Auraframes.com that's auraframes.com. the promo code is Tom. And you can load it even before you give it away. So preload it and you can send it to someone in a far off land or for yourself or for your ladies or your gents. Whatever works for you. The aura frame. This is a terrific gift. I highly recommend it. Auraframes.com and that promo code is Tom. Coming up, we have drones in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

News yeah, that's right. It's a drone.

[Tom Griswold]

We have another.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks.

[Jess Hooker]

We have.

[Tom Griswold]

We have another case of a over the counter product that has been loaded with something that's a prescription drug that isn't supposed to be in it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it that way for.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm intrigued.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It involves the realm of Ed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll find out what that is. Is. By the way, when is AI going to attack Ed?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Sounds like sucky sucky, though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love all these letters. We're going to be coming right back. Our guest is Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Tom, we have a guest and I understand you have an idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Tickle Kitty.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

The proprietress of Tickle Kitty is right over there. She's Dr. Sadie Allison. And Tickle Kitty specializes in adult toys for the bedroom. And I'm not kidding. This is too visual. But I'm gonna do it anyway. Where I sit, I have several computers in front of me for a variety of reasons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think giant drum set, but instead of drums, they are computers.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And I rushed in here during the break. Break.

[Bob Kevoian]

He sits in the middle.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Last second, Sadie, Dr. Sadie Allison ran up to me and she goes, you've got to do this. Here's the button. Blah, blah, blah. So when I sat down, I was a little bit discombobulated.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's nothing like feeling having a guest feel wanted. Blah, blah, blah.

[Tom Griswold]

But so I sat down and I was. I had to activate one of these computer screens and I reached down and so I've got. I've got this mouse. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Regular mouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I've got. Got this mouse. Right. I reached for this mouse, which is a mouth electronic sex device.

[Bob Kevoian]

The mouth mouse.

[Tom Griswold]

Because these things are all about the same size. So here's my idea. I was somewhat concerned about having a situation in which, say, the mother in law comes to the house. She walks in and she sees.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The dildographer 6000 humming away on your desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Hogapaloozer right there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Know she's going to come back next year and say, you just made me a million dollars. Here's my idea. You disguise a sex toy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

As a computer mouse. What do you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

I am on board.

[Tom Griswold]

That would work.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Would it be the. Because it's almost the right shape.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like we could take any of those toys and tell you that they are something else.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And you have got one for you that looks just like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Pat Godwin]

She's already done it.

[Jess Hooker]

Nailed it.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yep. So this.

[Tom Griswold]

That does look just like a mouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, computer mouse. Not a.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So this one.

[Jess Hooker]

What is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not ratatouille.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

This one's called the Temp. It's the WE Vibe temp.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this for a lady that's working at your sloughest? Just for a couple weeks. Here, take this. Come call me. In and out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. She's not going to be here much longer.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And. And what's neat about this is. This is for temperature play. So it's a new, innovative toy. And it goes to 100 degrees warm in eight seconds. You can turn it to 68 degrees cold.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, wow.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So I'm gonna turn it on and hand this to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I'm not understanding why you'd want to do that.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, for sensation.

[Tom Griswold]

There are many.

[Jess Hooker]

There are many people have sex for pleasure and not to make children.

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is this, like the thing. Is this, like the thing I read about where guys are. Guys are shutting up. Ice cubes up.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, sometimes it's all over, and the man goes, I love you and not I got a baby in you, maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom, you've seen a movie where there's ice cubes, there's ice play in certain areas on a woman stuff, right? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, feel this.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

When you're ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now it's. It's. It's warm. Right? Now press the middle button and. Did I think I broke it? I.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's unbreakable.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

No, just tap that middle button, and it'll turn cold in about eight seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it doing it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's also vibrating very. Oh, yeah, There we go. There we go. So this is like the reverse thing for my windshield.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So this is about sensation place. So when we. When we're talking about trying new things in the bedroom, this is what's the latest and greatest. Greatest. So blindfolds, which is in the kit also. So what women like to do with this product, which is called Temp by WE Vibe, is you can lay it down on a pillow and play around with cowgirl. And it vibrates.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And so you've got. You can have it warm. And men like it, too. So anywhere, heat or cold, can feel good on your body based on different activities.

[Tom Griswold]

The exact same size as.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Very, very good. Very good.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Very inconspicuous.

[Tom Griswold]

And it, like everything else, has that. That vibrating thing going on. Our guest is Dr. Sadie Allison from Tickle Kitty. You can review. Yeah. I can't get this thing to go off.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Give it to Jeff.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you can turn it on.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry about that. I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you break it?

[Jess Hooker]

Things you don't want to do with the toy.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're pretty. They're pretty sturdy.

[Tom Griswold]

If you put it down. You know what this reminds me of? Oh, chicken. I will get this and no one else will. There used to be a. A football game.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds like you and I are lovers or used to be.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, He's. I know what he's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

You remember the game? Oh, yeah. It was. You'd take. It had little football players.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it called?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tutor.

[Tom Griswold]

And you. You. You tutor.

[Bob Kevoian]

T U D O R Electric football.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And you'd put these little things. They'd vibrate and move around. That's what that. Of course, those are. That must be one of the lines. And rather.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rather large.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we have an idea here.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We're going to try. I have been told Mr. Osu is going to be blindfolded.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's. You're going to hand him something. So do we have the blindfold?

[Jeff Oskay]

I got one.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And you're going to be blindfolded. And Dr. Sadie Allison is going to give you one of these toys, and I guess you're going to try to figure out what it is.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So, Sadie, if you want to.

[Jeff Oskay]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stand up where you at.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So don't say.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't put your hand away. Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. She's going to hand you this thing. All I'm going to say is it's. This is a little more exotic than what we've been handling. And you want to give us a description of what you have in your hand.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Jeff Oskay]

Is it an octopus?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

It feels like.

[Jess Hooker]

Start at one end.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you get to the. An end?

[Jeff Oskay]

I can't tell it. It's got a lot of different. It's got a ring. I feel like there's a ring part.

[Jess Hooker]

Good job.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a flapper.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like a mud flap.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Where might that go? Where would that feel good?

[Jeff Oskay]

On my mud flap.

[Tom Griswold]

There is. There appears to be. I'm looking at you talking about your tank.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a lot of different.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are there nubs and stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tentacles or appendages? Yeah. And there.

[Jeff Oskay]

But one of them is worn.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

A guy is worn on a guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what that rainbow is. A couple.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's an advanced couples toy.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay, so is it like this?

[Jess Hooker]

Almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it on?

[Jess Hooker]

So that what he referred to as the mud flap. What is that actually called?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So that perineum, that's. That's a. A pleasure cup that holds bouncing boys.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what I thought. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, man, I hope this wasn't used. Is this new?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, Tom came out of the bathroom with it at the break, so I.

[Pat Godwin]

Had it before that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, he's smelling it. No, it's. It's new.

[Jeff Oskay]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that thing called?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's called the pleasure loop, and it's a couple's toy, so it's worn on the man. And that's where the two rings come in. And that little holder cup is for the bouncing boys. That vibrator on the top.

[Jeff Oskay]

And this is for standard size.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Standard size.

[Jeff Oskay]

Uh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a. It looks kind of like a Halloween bat you'd hang from.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like it could be a little puppet.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a lot of. A lot of tentacles, etc. Etc.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what's that? Holy hell.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's got some weight to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

This thing really. This whole appearance really escalated here.

[Tom Griswold]

She just handed Jeff what would be considered a phallic, like a glass thing here.

[Jeff Oskay]

You feel this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

See, that's how it's worn. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that what you. What you are using as the model for the toy? Is that also a toy?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's also a toy.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a. This like a clear glass, phallic like device.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a dildo, Tom.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know they made them in a. Yeah, Pyrex. You could see. This is something you could just stick.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that really what it is?

[Tom Griswold]

You could stick this on. You could stick this on your shelf. It looks kind of like a sculpture.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, that'll go in your dishwasher, right?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yep. You can.

[Tom Griswold]

Can.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You can put it in the freezer if you want it cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

If that was sitting on a. A shelf, someone wouldn't go. I'm curious as to what this item is.

[Pat Godwin]

You call it an award or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, big deal.

[Jess Hooker]

Here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Joining us on stage, Dr. Sadie Allison.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to get a. One of those shaped for a microphone when you go out.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that's. That's the. That's the bedroom joke, right? You tap it. Is this thing on?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Oh, how about that? Testing, 1, 2, 3. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is. This is very classy looking.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it now?

[Tom Griswold]

But this is. This is one of the few things that's not electronic. And this would go in the dishwasher.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't think. Classy when I see that. I have lots of other fun words.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Luxury.

[Jess Hooker]

Luxury. That's good. I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Luxurious.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this isn't some. Some flesh toned. Veiny.

[Jess Hooker]

No. It's not like the neon ones they were throwing on the football field.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is a.

[Bob Kevoian]

You understand, though, that there's. They like the authenticity of the veiny. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Some might.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is sleeker. This sort of shouts Museum of modern Art.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah. Some women like them non phallic, where they look kind of like what Tom saying. Just classy. Does the job, but doesn't look like the thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

It looks like a gigantic chess piece. Like I could. That could be my chest.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say it looks like a penis, only smaller. Okay, we're speaking with Dr. Sadie Allison.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You've got the male rose over there. I wanted to.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now this thing.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Describing this is going to be tough. Imagine a. Oh, my gosh. Slightly larger. A flashlight that is half black. And then that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That looks like something that they used on Ghostbusters.

[Tom Griswold]

The top half is a clear silicon sleeve.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sleeve. Yeah, sleeve.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. And this does look very much like a. Something you'd see in like a legend. Torch. Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters. Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Like, hold it up. Like. There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Like those things you get on Disney on ice.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

It spins around with those.

[Tom Griswold]

They take like a C batteries.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've got a.

[Jess Hooker]

They're $75.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hard to get. Yeah. And they work for about 30 minutes. Yeah, those things.

[Jess Hooker]

This is the opposite of that.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. What's this called?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

So this is the male rose.

[Tom Griswold]

The male rose.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's a men's toy that vibrates and spins and thrusts and all kinds of fun things.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, there's like a mouth and a sleeve over here. So which.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Just tap that. Tap that button. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's got to be some vibration and sucking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's. It's vibrating.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Now tap the button. That's. That's lit up. The big one on the bottom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Oh, wait a minute. This thing. This thing is. There you go. This is. This hooker. Nailed it. This is more like.

[Pat Godwin]

I did not expect.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's a men's toy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Dizzy on Ice.

[Pat Godwin]

That's about seven seconds for me.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, I have penis envy when I see that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's spinning around. Once again, it's spinning around. I. I want to say, how do I stop this crazy thing?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, but you don't want that to stop.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like George Jetson.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm getting my credit card in.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing is really whipping around. Is it. Is there a speed control on this baby?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I need seven of those. Right Immediately.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You can adjust the vibration, but that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Jeff Oskay]

Easy.

[Jess Hooker]

You're gonna hurt yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't hurt the money maker. Come on, now.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did I break?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me try to describe it. It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it goes.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know it was up and down while spinning. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

We imagine like a tilt, a whirl.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to. I don't care what the caught. We have to have that one jump. Josh comes back on Monday.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. But we're gonna buy that? Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I get. Well present.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we get it for.

[Bob Kevoian]

We get his name etched on that somehow by the time he gets back Monday.

[Jess Hooker]

I have my label maker.

[Pat Godwin]

Can we get a timeshare for that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll use it Tuesdays and Thursdays.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

But isn't that amazing? Like, if you were like. Like, Jess, if you were a man and if you had a piece, wouldn't you want to put that. And try to see what that.

[Jess Hooker]

I would be very. I'm very curious right now. I'm trying to think if my foot will fit in there.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Like your toes lick?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, this is a bad analogy. Have you ever seen those machines they use to take the feathers off of a turkey?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You're one sexy man.

[Jess Hooker]

He's not wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It looks like those.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a draw a clothes dryer that spins around and it's got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got like rubber tentacles on it. And they put the turkeys in there. They're dead, obviously, and it defeathers them.

[Bob Kevoian]

They put up quite a squawk.

[Tom Griswold]

This gizmo down the sleeve has, like.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

There's little pleasure nubs inside.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, That's. Yeah. And this does one. You have to use a lubricant with this.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You would want to use a lubricant.

[Jess Hooker]

You can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some people like it rough.

[Tom Griswold]

I would.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

I even have my own lubricant. Slippery kitty.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did not know that One Stop shop. Okay.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you use. You use.

[Tom Griswold]

Use this thing dry.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like paint remover.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah, yeah. Don't want to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, doctor, and remember, if you're experiencing bleeding, you might be doing it too much.

[Tom Griswold]

So I can't believe how fast this thing is.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well thank you very much. That is the, the. Sorry. The male rose from Tickle Kitty. You have to see these to believe them. And you can go to tickle kitty.com and I will also mention that this portion of the bathtub show is sponsored by Tickle Kitty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tickle Kitty.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Isn't that sweet? I have this array of these things sitting here right now. And once again I think this is very this, this, this clear, very elegant.

[Jess Hooker]

You know what, I'm really glad you found something that you like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean this is very artistic looking look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we're all going to turn our heads and you put that in wherever you'd like. No judgment.

[Jess Hooker]

He's gonna put it in a shadow box.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Tom, I'm gonna send you a care package of a variety of those. Cuz that's like the basic one that more than one. Oh there's all kinds of. And you have bulbs and G spot. Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to collect all nine. Yeah. Hang on. This, this message just in from Tom Peg me now.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much. Now a couple other things going on here I want to mention. Yes sir. That we have Haywood Banks has corrected me. He is going to be doing his thing live at the funny farm that has moved. It is now in Warren, Ohio. So I want to make that correction tonight and tomorrow. Also we have Patty G. And Willie G. Valentine's Day evening in Evansville. You're going to be at Pat Koslit's place and that should be a great show. Also the two Jeffs are going to be in Marshall, Illinois on Valentine's Day evening. And that's Jeff Bodart and Jeff ostensibly. Right now this portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by our buddy Stephen Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. And do you want to describe that rose that is in front of you, Ms. Hooker? That is the new sunset rose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sunset rose it is.

[Jess Hooker]

And it has an ombre effect. It's a very pretty deep violet purple at the bottom and then fades into pink and then into orange like the sunset.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a real rose dipped in gold. You'll find it @IHATE stevensinger.com Stephen's got it. He's got it all wrapped up because he also features free shipping and if you get an order in before 2:00 clock Eastern Time at Steven Singer Jewelers. It goes out that day. So you can get this thing in the mail today. And the brand new sunset rose will cost you about 89 bucks. And by the way, there's a lifetime guarantee and they will be running out pretty soon. I'd recommend doing this today. Stephen Singer is also famous for diamonds. Engagement rings, of course, diamond earrings, diamond necklaces, diamond bracelets. You can see the whole inventory @I hate stephensinger.com once again, free shipping gets this done today. You'll have it in time for Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day evening. This is an exclusive. This rose from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Once again, you'll find [e-mail] I highly recommend the at last bracelet. That would look very nice dangling from that rose. Also, they have the atlas necklace, etc. Etc. You got to see the inventory. Steven's a great guy and he's a dog guy just like we are. And he's got that rescue dog, Buddy. There's even a picture of Buddy on the online catalog. Thanks again, Steven. We certainly appreciate it. We're gonna come right back. We're gonna check in again with Dr. Sadie Allison and her bag of tricks. And you'll find, well, you'll find out something new about life when we come back. Life in the pleasure. Life in the pleasure lane. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Duty coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm laughing because Pat has picked the loudest snack neck he could have possibly. Like, bite into that thing.

[Pat Godwin]

These pita chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is Pat Godwin chewing a pita chip. There's Jeff Oskay.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. And you guys know when you go on vacation and you like the first or second day, you're out in the sun too much and you're just, oh, my gosh, I can't. Tom is that way today only the sun is. He's been exposed to too much intimate behavior.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, he's worn out.

[Bob Kevoian]

He just awkward level. He just can't stand mentally exhausted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely is.

[Tom Griswold]

We have Dr. Sadie Allison talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stuff and penises and things.

[Tom Griswold]

That's my least favorite store at the mall. Yeah. I mean, some of those stories at the mall. I went to that place called Things, remember? And I said I forgot where I parked my car. And they couldn't tell me. That's a scam. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Tickle Kitty. And we have the proprietress of Tickle Kitty right here. She's Dr. Sadie Allison.

[Bob Kevoian]

And write that down out there because every time she'll go or check out our website if you're concerned, because people. Who was that? I want to know more. And then they're in trouble.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah. You can follow me on Instagram as well at Dr. Sadie Allison.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Come check me out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And we. I have an array of. Of devices in front of me.

[Bob Kevoian]

An array point proven.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got the.

[Jess Hooker]

What's been your favorite one?

[Tom Griswold]

Magic Mouth.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. What's your favorite?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm just.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got to be the spinner and the thruster.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

The Womanizer.

[Jess Hooker]

Next.

[Tom Griswold]

I think the woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

The Womanizer, I think is. Is a very elegant. With respect to design. It's spare.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's clean looking. Yeah.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's my understanding, based on the testimony of Dr. Allison, she testified that this is the one that gives you.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

60 second big O's.

[Tom Griswold]

This is. This is the one. The ladies apparently is the highest rated on Rotten Tomatoes. Apparently this got the 100. And then there's this thing is for the boys.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the funniest one. This thing is really weird and exotic.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine a handheld tilt, a whirl for your. Yeah, for your groin.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet it's very effective.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Turn it on and then tap the on button.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

We hear the vibration.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if you can hear this thing vibrating.

[Bob Kevoian]

Feel it, Feel it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure what I do to. How do I get this thing to spin again?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Tap that big circle again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there we go. It goes up and down. It really is like a ride at the state fair.

[Jess Hooker]

And that can be a couple's toy. She could hold it, Right?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Yeah. For foreplay. That's. You know, I always encourage that to actually use these on your man because it's fun foreplay.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Again, it's. It's going rather quickly. I. I could see a fire start. This reminds me, you know that thing at the state fair where you. You get in. It's a round room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Roundup.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. You stand in it and it starts spinning around and the floor drops out. Yeah. And then you vomit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's. This is without, without the puking. Okay. And now I've got.

[Jess Hooker]

We, we talked about how to gift these in, in an elegant way. And, and I had a listener just send me a message. And she said her husband drew her a bubble bath. And then her toys were sitting next to the bubble bath.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

That's so sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

And music and candles and that's perfect.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

And you know, most these toys are waterproof. And the humanizer next, I take that in the bathtub as well. So that's a perfect time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This could also be the great plot for a movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A murder mystery.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, we're not talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have to be like 75 years ago. He draws the bath.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And then it's plugged into the wall and they don't have a GFI circuit.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what's beautiful about these toys.

[Tom Griswold]

Before we go, Sadie, thanks again. This is the intimate CBD serum called Go Love. And this has got the legal CBD actually in the.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's hemp based, so it's non psychoactive. This is the product that I designed with a formulation scientist.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a lubricant?

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

It's a lube and it's for women that helps with dryness, especially if you're middle aged. You know, I'm familiar with all the things that women are dealing with and it helps it more, add more comfort and makes you more in the mood and relaxed so that it can be pleasurable.

[Tom Griswold]

But if you dip your joints in this, it's hard to light.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

You can rub it on your joints too, in the cbd.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. And once again, this portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by Tickle Kitty. Thank you so much, Sadie.

[Dr. Sadie Allison]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, on a different note, Josh will be back. He's been in the hospital getting some stuff done. He's doing great. But he'll be back Monday, we think, and we certainly hope so. And These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Bob Kevoian]

Morning.

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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