The BOB & TOM Show - February 7, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – February 7, 2025

Host/Author: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network
Title: The BOB & TOM Show - February 7, 2025
Release Date: February 7, 2025
Description: A blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports, The BOB & TOM Show delivers engaging conversations and humorous insights nationwide.

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1. Hilarious Roadside Antics

The episode kicks off with host Josh Arnold, humorously adopting the persona of "Dick Mango," who laments being stuck behind a sluggish driver. His exaggerated frustrations set a comedic tone for the morning.

Notable Quote:

• Josh Arnold (00:59): "I'm behind the hoopty? This driver's really stoned? He's listening to Snoop Dogg and talking on the phone? He's driving really slow?"

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2. The National Anthem Debate

A significant portion of the show delves into the traditional singing of the U.S. National Anthem at major events. Christy Lee elucidates the additional verses that are typically omitted during performances.

Notable Quotes:

• Christy Lee (05:08): "On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes."
• Josh Arnold (06:24): "Well, I'm sure it's all well intended, but just the tradition is just to sing that one verse."

The hosts discuss various renditions, including references to Leslie Nielsen's humorous performance of the full anthem and the controversy surrounding longer versions.

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3. NFL Honors and Super Bowl Preparations

The conversation transitions to the NFL Honors awards, humorously crowning Josh Arnold as MVP—likely a jest—and highlighting key players like Josh Allen and Jaden Daniels. The hosts also explore Super Bowl-related statistics, such as popular game day foods and alcohol consumption.

Notable Quotes:

• Josh Arnold (07:34): "No, Josh Arnold won MVP."
• Christy Lee (07:41): "Jaden Daniels were in Rookie of the Year."

Discussions include the USDA's food safety guidelines for Super Bowl parties and amusing takes on potential gambling behaviors during the game.

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4. Super Bowl Food and Dip Creations

Chef Jess Hooker takes center stage by introducing unique Super Bowl dip recipes crafted specifically for the event. She presents creations like a kimchi dip with tofu and a loaded baked potato dip, engaging the hosts in a taste-testing segment that garners positive reactions.

Notable Quotes:

• Jess Hooker (36:38): "This green is the kimchi."
• Chick McGee (41:39): "That is fantastic."

These culinary ventures not only entertain but also provide listeners with creative ideas for their game day festivities.

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5. Listener Letters and Interactive Fun

The show features letters from listeners, including a heartfelt note from a parent whose daughter is set to sing the National Anthem at a local event. The hosts respond with enthusiasm, fostering a sense of community and engagement.

Notable Quote:

• Christy Lee (19:43): "Dear Tom, we have a dog house. That's okay."

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6. Controversial Topics: Vampire Breast Lift and AVN Awards

In a bold segment, Ace Cosby introduces the "vampire breast lift," a non-surgical cosmetic procedure involving platelet-rich plasma (PRP) therapy. The hosts critically analyze its marketing and implications, blending humor with informative content.

Additionally, discussions about the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards reveal the show's ability to tackle diverse and mature topics with their characteristic wit.

Notable Quote:

• Ace Cosby (110:08): "Other issues included needing to buy a larger pant size for the lower inseam."

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7. Valentine's Day Special Promotions

With Valentine's Day approaching, the hosts promote Steven Singer Jewelers, emphasizing expedited shipping to ensure timely deliveries. The segment is laced with humor, urging listeners to secure their gifts to avoid weekend woes.

Notable Quote:

• Josh Arnold (125:00): "You got to go to I hate stevensinger.com. That's where you do it right now."

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8. Obscure British Trivia and Viral Stories

Chick McGee, with his penchant for British culture, engages in a trivia segment that includes references to classic British music and humorous takes on international mishaps, such as a UK supermarket's unfortunate incident involving an exploded toilet pipe.

Notable Quote:

• Chick McGee (155:08): "He'd have no idea what to say or how to touch things."

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9. Humorous Wrap-Up and Final Thoughts

As the show concludes, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions with a blend of humor and camaraderie. They tease future segments, including more about the "vampire breast lift" and upcoming Valentine's Day events, ensuring listeners leave with a smile.

Notable Quote:

• Josh Arnold (137:32): "Just Put it in your pocket. You’re on board, you’re insane."

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Conclusion

The February 7, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully balances humor, informative dialogue, and listener interaction. From dissecting the nuances of the National Anthem to crafting innovative Super Bowl dips and navigating quirky cosmetic trends, the hosts deliver a rich and engaging listening experience. Their ability to intertwine comedic elements with topical discussions ensures both entertainment and value for their nationwide audience.

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Transcript

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[Christy Lee]

It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dick Mango. I'm driving down the highway. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Some guy's in front of me. Oh, yeah. The speed limit is 60? He's going 23? He's older than a fossil? I hope he doesn't crash? He's sitting on two phone books? See over the dash he's stale man.

[Chick McGee]

Stay around snead O man, snail man.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I'm behind the hoopty? This driver's really stoned? He's listening to Snoop Dogg and talking on the phone? He's driving really slow? I wish I could get by? I'm sucking up his reefer?

[Christy Lee]

I've got a contact high for safe?

[Josh Arnold]

Stay a man, stay a land, stay a man? He was smoking a dooby dooby doo? If I had a big bazooka, I would blow him off the road? If my car was a steamroller? I would squish him like a toad? Yeah, sailman, I think I just blew out a testicle? We just left a big party? Now I'm driving really slow? Cause I picked up this hot chick and she is good to go? She's reaching for my stance shift? But she's not switching gears. She flashes me a smile and her head disappears.

[Chick McGee]

Stale man, stay a man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Snail man, stolen man.

[Jess Hooker]

Robert, Ivan.

[Josh Arnold]

We got our hands on 10 and 2? Hers on my 10, mine on her, too. She said 10 and a half, but I don't want to brag.

[Christy Lee]

Slayer man.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dick Mango.

[Christy Lee]

You're just screaming at that point.

[Josh Arnold]

I love who? Once again, we're predicting the national anthem will be scattered this year.

[Christy Lee]

That's not true. You can bet on it, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine the uproar? It would obliterate the game.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, it's the Bomb and Tom Show. Super bowl weekend officially in gear. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance, it's news des. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'M Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts studio. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we're not. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts meat locker. Why is I. I'm freezing this morning.

[Christy Lee]

It is cold.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, and welcome to the program. That was the great Dick Mango. Of course. Alive. He cannot scat anywhere near as well as. As Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. I love his style.

[Josh Arnold]

No, Josh is the man. And yesterday we were discussing how come nobody ever scats the National Anthem. And we were also talking about the fact that I guess the National Anthem has a lot more verses. Yeah, it goes on and you never hear them.

[Christy Lee]

No, there's something about the plane, I think. Or more. More coming up about Buffalo, I think in another verse. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Yeah. But I guess you can bet on the. As you said, you can bet on the length of the National Anthem. If you're really looking for something more to bet on, we do have some stats on the anticipated amount of gambling on the game.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, first verses. I'll say can you see by the dawn's early light. We know that one. And the gleaming and the perilous flight and the gallantly streaming rockets red Gl. Second part. On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa, whoa, slow down.

[Christy Lee]

What is that which the breeze o'er o apostrophe er. Or the towering steep as it fitfully blows half conceals, half discloses?

[Josh Arnold]

Quite flowery.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

When I sang it, I said. I said Gaelically reaming. Not even as a joke. I went up on a lyric and I just went Gaelically reaming.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's currently happening in a prison somewhere near Dublin, but Gaelically reaming.

[Christy Lee]

The last verse starts with oh, thus be it ever, When Freeman shall stand. And it's one word. Freeman. R F, R E E M E, N. Freeman.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm sure it's all well intended, but just the tradition is just to sing that one verse. Verse? I. I wonder if anyone ever does the whole thing. It sounds like something that does some event in Washington D.C. at some point. They'll probably.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't Luciano Gazpacho, didn't he do the whole. Whole version?

[Chick McGee]

Gazpacho had a very divisive version. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Leslie Nielsen wanted a naked gun. He. He sings the national anthem to get on the field.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was Enrico Palazzo.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Rico Palazzo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Anyways, Coming up, we do have some super bowl information. I can't get excited about it. I got it.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch the NFL honors last night? That happened.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, no, Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. It's like. It's like an award show now on the Thursday before the Sunday Super Bowl. They have the NFL honors every year now. Oh, the Rookie of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Defensive Rookie of the Year, mvp. Most exciting play.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't understand how you can give the most valuable player before the season's over.

[Ace Cosby]

Who won?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question. No, Josh Arnold won mvp.

[Ace Cosby]

Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Josh Arnold.

[Ace Cosby]

Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

I almost didn't make it in this morning. Josh. I thought. You know what? I want to share this victory with my friends.

[Christy Lee]

Josh. Josh Allen, quarterback of the Bills 1. MVP. Jaden. My, my sweet baby. Jaden Daniels were in Rookie of the year.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Gerard Verse of the Rams won defensive of the year.

[Josh Arnold]

Good. Good day for Jay.

[Christy Lee]

Big time exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Jaden, Jordan, Jackson, James.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of Jays in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Big time exciting. Play of the year was the Hail Mary J. Oh, sure. Over the. Over the Bears. Yeah. All sorts of fun stuff.

[Chick McGee]

That was fairly early on, wasn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Fifth week, I think that was fun. Yeah. Sixth week. Right, right. Early on.

[Josh Arnold]

We never did answer that question I had. We were talking about the. The quarterback of the Jewish faith. Can he in fact throw a Hail Mary? Just Once again, a technical question.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just. I don't know if you guys should agree with me. You listening at home in your cars and you here in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can he.

[Chick McGee]

He just.

[Christy Lee]

Could just take anything and make it uncomfortable. It's really.

[Jess Hooker]

Sit here with baited breath and wait.

[Josh Arnold]

For what happens next.

[Christy Lee]

It's almost a talent. Almost. And there were big time pictures. Christy, you'll have to look this up.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I know how you are of Bill belichick and his 24 year old girlfriend. They made a big deal about that. Belichick was on the red carpet with his girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

He was.

[Christy Lee]

He's wearing a red sports jacket and his girlfriend's wearing almost nothing.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

And, oh, she doing a Kanye west thing.

[Ace Cosby]

She's wearing a silver.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Like it looks like a bikini top with a. I don't know if you can see it's meant to be photo.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy.

[Christy Lee]

It's Matt.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Interesting. You know, it's not far from the Princess Leia gold bikini.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of. I don't know. It's not my. Not my speed. A lot of bones in that picture.

[Ace Cosby]

On her yeah, you see a rib, you see a couple, you know, but.

[Chick McGee]

What'S he gonna do? She comes out wearing that. Ah, geez.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I'm not. I can't tell her not to dress like that. I don't want to hear it.

[Ace Cosby]

She wants.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't have time. She has algebra class. Algebra class in an hour. We gotta. I gotta work on some quadratic equations.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

He wasn't thrilled about it.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, she's probably dressing him too, right? Take that sweatshirt off now.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up.

[Christy Lee]

He's never looked heavier either. He looks like he's really, like, put on some. About 15, £20. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, she's loving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yesterday we had a discussion with Dr. Sadie Allison, the proprietress of a place called Tickle Kitty.

[Christy Lee]

And if you've never seen Tom pick up a box of sexual lubrication, you really don't cheat yourself.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it was. It was.

[Christy Lee]

He picks it up with his index finger and his thumb and he puts his. All the rest of his fingers splay out and he picks it up like there's anthrax on it. And he goes.

[Ace Cosby]

Like he's picking up a turd.

[Christy Lee]

He goes, what's. What's this?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there were a number of. Of so called sex toys, including what could only be called a sort of a self contained front. Naughty. For the ladies. For the. I just.

[Christy Lee]

Look, that's. That's a haunting image.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that I. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Our buddy Gary wrote in. He's going to be at Riverside, Iowa to see us. More on that coming up. But he said that he watched the video, he heard it, and then he had to go back and watch it. And he said, the line I really like here is. He said it looked like Tom was a surprise assistant at an autopsy. He had no idea what to say or how to touch things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So this morning I walked in and there was this. This little box that I have in my hand here, sitting over on the shelf there. And I thought. I thought maybe it was hand sanitizer.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we should have told him it was.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I looked at the box and it's. It's something called Go Love Intimate CBD Serum. So this is, I guess, topical CBD oil. Is this to be used in the intimate regions?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I see, I see. So does this numb things up or.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't want to numb things up. What are you doing over there?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I'm just asking.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it says, well, sometimes you want to delay cream. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what this Is apply liberally to intimate areas. Wait 15 minutes for best results. I'm not quite sure what it's supposed to do.

[Chick McGee]

It's just lube, but it has CBD and I don't know what that does.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know what that does.

[Josh Arnold]

Get your male member high.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. No, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. But this was lying around because we got a box of goodies from Tickle Kitty.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you take anything home to your gal?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I did not. In fact, the box has disappeared.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, it's out there on a table. There's a big table.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

With a bunch of things splayed out. You can take it, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you aware that we have the, the big shots in town today?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it might be.

[Christy Lee]

This is the dynamo delay.

[Josh Arnold]

Might be a good idea to stow that.

[Christy Lee]

Which is 13 lidocaine, which is a numbing. This is the male genital desensitizer spray.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. For those who might need a little extra delay.

[Christy Lee]

$0.02 if you go off too fast, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotcha, I gotcha. Okay. Well, in any event, we discovered a few things yesterday. What was the one I was asked yesterday, what was the most, the largest selling item? Was it that thing you had that looked like a Christmas ornament?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh yeah, the Womanizers Realmizer is very popular. I think the rabbit's probably one of the most popular. That was the one that looked.

[Josh Arnold]

Had the little, little Martian. Looks like. It looks like a. Looks like a broomstick with a Martian on it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's not quite that long. By the way, if you need the full broomstick, you may want to see a qualified position coming up. We have the disadvantages of the male member, actually, according to science to a degree. We'll get to that coming up. Also speaking of Valentine's Day, which is a week from today.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much, Chicken McGee. Coming up, we have more stats about what's happening food wise during the super bowl and super bowl parties. And the USDA weighing in on food safety when it comes to how long you can leave that pizza out on the buffet. Well, some of this stuff, you eat it after halftime, you're gonna die.

[Ace Cosby]

How many people do you hear dying after halftime?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, after the game's over there maybe there's some fans that are gonna want to jump. We'll get the details on that. It's all coming up. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey. Hi, it's Tom along with Chicken, Josh and Christy. And we're here to talk about ExpressVPN. Going online without ExpressVPN is like leaving your laptop unattended at the coffee shop while you run to the bathroom. Most of the time you're probably fine, but what if one day you come out of the bathroom and your laptop is gone?

[Christy Lee]

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[Ace Cosby]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

You know what time it is? It's time for our letters, brought to you by Hyundai.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Now you can buy a new Hyundai from the comfort of your new home at Amazon. Visit HyundaiUSA.com for more details. All right, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

[Josh Arnold]

Hyundai. All right, thank you very much. Hyundai. We got a lot of. Well, I've got a stack of letters here, but before we get to them, I was just informed we were talking about the national anthem.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's. Believe it or not, you can bet on the. The length of the national anthem at.

[Christy Lee]

The super bowl over under two minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

And who's doing it again? Do we remember.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

Ortiz, who wasn't a Jean Baptiste.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. John. Yeah. The musical director used to be from Stephen Colbert. Now he's a recording artist. He's. He had a really big album, like last summer.

[Ace Cosby]

I think he's very good.

[Christy Lee]

Huge. A Netflix special. He was all over.

[Josh Arnold]

But we were talking about. Like I said, you can bet on the length of it, which again, you may want to get a lottery ticket and read the special 800 number for help with gambling if you're thinking about doing that. The larger point here is we only sing the one verse of our national anthem. But I did a little research, because our national anthem, of course there's rockets, red glare. It's. But it's not overly violent lyrically, even though the one verse we sing. Did you know that some of the other national anthems of other countries are really rough in Hungary?

[Ace Cosby]

Like, rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, how about this one? No. Freedom's flowers return from the spilled blood of the dead and the tears of slavery burn with the eyes of the orphans shed.

[Christy Lee]

I got a. I got a question. What are we doing? What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine singing that?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

In front of a football game holding a hot dog.

[Christy Lee]

New topic.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Freedoms flowers return from the spilled blood of the dead. All right, play ball.

[Christy Lee]

Said it again.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, every nation goes through its thing and, you know. So you want your national anthem to be based on that.

[Josh Arnold]

How about. Italy has the line, we are ready to die. Well, would you like a hot dog first?

[Christy Lee]

Here's. Speaking of national anthems, here's our first letter this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Good morning, gang. Longtime listener, frequent emailer. Yesterday you were talking about singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl. I'm on my way right now to Florida. Hear my daughter sing the national anthem Saturday night at the Monster Supercross in Tampa.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome.

[Ace Cosby]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

It's not the super bowl, but I'm really excited. Well, we are too. That sounds wonderful. We also had a hotel here with a bell you could ring. I'm not sure if I was supposed to read that. Also, I had a bad dream last night. Here we go. I was on Jeopardy. And the final category was useless crap from Tom Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

And he said I bet everything and lost it on McHale's navy. Question. That is some someone who calls himself mailman Tim.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe you should have responded in the form of a question. Who is Carl Ballentine, of course, who portrayed Gruber? Carl Valentine, a great magician.

[Ace Cosby]

That would be a great well worth a deep dive into the category for Jeopardy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We have another letter about Jeopardy. As a matter of fact, coming up, we have quite a few Jeopardy. Fans.

[Ace Cosby]

There's a letter for you, Tom. We were talking about airplanes and keys the other day. According to a commercial pilot named Joe, small airplanes like Cessna's 152, 172 or Piper Cherokees do have keys, although Piper Cubs don't. Most twin engine and turbine powered airplanes don't have keys. You simply get in, turn on the battery, push the start button, give it fuel.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'd recommend taking lessons first.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, well, I think that's assumed.

[Josh Arnold]

We had a story a couple weeks ago ago maybe it was a month ago about a guy that the particular type of aircraft, he got out of it and did the old spin the propeller thing and it took off without him like in a Buster Keaton movie of old. Remember this? Ended up flying out over the ocean.

[Christy Lee]

You're not that old. You don't remember when they started they started cars by turning the crank out front, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I love it in movies when they have to go out and spin the propeller.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's so cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you know that when you're in a small plane like that, like if you're taking lessons, this was thing that really messed me up. You don't steer with the steering wheel. You use your feet. So you turn the the plane using your feet. You don't like. You don't Use the steering wheel. It's really hard to grasp that kind of. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I could never be a pilot. I, I love pilots. Thank you. Thank you for being one.

[Ace Cosby]

No, yeah, I think.

[Christy Lee]

No, I, I, I forgot to put.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Exactly. That's exactly.

[Christy Lee]

I got busy.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, you have to do a checklist before you ever get in the.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't. I would forget the list.

[Christy Lee]

My checklist.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think, you know, they say know thyself. I'm much more comfortable with professional pilots. Thank you so much.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Tom Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we have a kind of a. This is an odd one. It's a request for a news story that we've promoted three or four times over the past week that we've never gotten to.

[Ace Cosby]

What is.

[Josh Arnold]

Was the. You said something like. This comes to us from Blake in South Bend. He said, Christy teased, you're not supposed to use toilet paper on the toilet seat. I'm getting desperate and a little stinky. What am I supposed to use? Thank you, Blake. Do you want to explain? Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

From the BBC. A famous toilet manufacturer in Japan is urging users not to wipe down high tech toilets with toilet paper. A representative for the company Toto make a fine product say its bidet toilet seats are made of a plastic resin and wiping the seats with toilet paper or a dry cloth can cause tiny scratches where dirt can accumulate, leading to discoloration. Discoloration.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, all right.

[Ace Cosby]

Toto Toilet users are advised to use a soft cloth soaked in tap water to clean their seats. The flagship bidet toilet, the ones that.

[Josh Arnold]

And then, by the way, after you've done that, then use it to clean up your phone.

[Ace Cosby]

Includes features like an automatic lid and air dryer and pressure controls for the bidet's water system and their stream.

[Josh Arnold]

Now you have a aftermarket bidet, is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

So I, I, this, I guess they're.

[Ace Cosby]

Saying it was a very specific story and I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

So if you have some kind of ultra expensive toilet, you're not supposed to clean it with toilet paper. You're exfoliating, you're your toilet seat or something.

[Chick McGee]

But everything else is fine. Yeah, so it is that. That is.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're supposed to use the toilet paper for its intended purpose.

[Ace Cosby]

Correct.

[Christy Lee]

It must be really a struggle for you every day to exist. All the stuff you're worried about like your phones and all the E. Coli and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they say that the dangers that.

[Christy Lee]

Are surrounding you phones are disgusting.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

There's so much, so many germs on them. I Think it's kind of interesting that Toto is a Japanese company. Company.

[Ace Cosby]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

You think they'd be based in Kansas?

[Chick McGee]

Not anymore.

[Christy Lee]

How are you?

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's. That's our explanation. Thank you very much.

[Ace Cosby]

Another letter. Dear Christy, this comes to us from T. York, whoever that is. You need to try Arby's fish sandwich. It's one of the best ever.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, absolutely. In fact, it is the best. I know.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it really?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Sometimes you can get on the King's Hawaiian bun.

[Jess Hooker]

Better than Culver's.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Better than McDonald's. I love the McDonald's fish sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

It is. But I love all those, too. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

So that's the Culver's walleye. When it's in season.

[Chick McGee]

I shouldn't say it's better. It's just my favorite. Arby's is my.

[Christy Lee]

I like to have. If I'm having a walleye, I like an eye to be in my walleye.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you want to.

[Josh Arnold]

With the head.

[Chick McGee]

You want to know what's in the.

[Christy Lee]

Eye while I'm eating it.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that an expression, though, that a person is walleyed?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you can have a wall. You can have walleye vision.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. They go out instead of in.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking about this because we. We had a lengthy discussion about Lent.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is how far away are we from.

[Ace Cosby]

What did I say, March 5th or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so it's a ways away. You got time. Once again, Christy, when you were growing up, you never had fish on Friday. Is that correct?

[Ace Cosby]

No, we always had fish on Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. No meat on Friday.

[Jess Hooker]

We had fish on Friday.

[Ace Cosby]

When I was growing up, we had no meat on Friday ever.

[Josh Arnold]

That's year round.

[Ace Cosby]

Year round.

[Josh Arnold]

But now it's supposed to be just during Lent.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. And then some of the fast food chains actually up there up their fish thing.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, absolutely.

[Ace Cosby]

During lint.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

It's a great time of year, but.

[Josh Arnold]

I do love the fish sandwiches. But I've gone on record of saying I never liked fish sticks. But you guys were saying, apparently the fish stick technology has really.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's come a long way. It's good now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

There's nothing good. There's nothing wrong with the Mrs. Paul's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Grew up with them.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, we taught. You mentioned Celebrity Jeopardy. I have not been watching. Apparently, Roy Wood Jr. Was doing.

[Ace Cosby]

He's doing a hell of a job on there.

[Josh Arnold]

This comes to us from Jay. He writes catching up on the latest episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. One of the clues was Goldfinger referencing of course the James Bond movie.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Due to the criminal number of times Tom has played Shirley Bassey's quote, brain aneurysm inducing caterwauling over the years.

[Christy Lee]

It is a criminal number of times.

[Josh Arnold]

That immediate immediately popped into my brain. I can't get it out now. I can't fall asleep. Thank you, you magnificent bastard. Of course we're talking about this. Of one of the greatest of the James Bond themes.

[Ace Cosby]

Gold finger.

[Christy Lee]

Aggressive.

[Jess Hooker]

He's the man.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't respond enough so he turned it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now Shirley Bassey is still alive. Goldfinger was what, early 60s? 63, 64.

[Christy Lee]

Don't wanna.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a long. That's a long time ago.

[Christy Lee]

100 years. Okay, close. Way closer to 100 years than when it first came out.

[Josh Arnold]

And in your mind the best of the James Bond themes is.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think there is one. No, no, that Time Jones.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Thunderball's kind of forced.

[Christy Lee]

And the worst is the Adele crap.

[Jess Hooker]

You don't like Sky?

[Christy Lee]

No. Nothing that's going to fall. Boy, that's lazy, huh? What's the name of the movie? All right. To plug it in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they did with those James.

[Christy Lee]

Quantum of Solace.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the worst title of the Bond movies. I. I like. I've got. I would. I like Live and Let Die.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I've got to admit it. And if you ever seen McCartney do that live.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of pyro.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's great. Unexpected pyro.

[Christy Lee]

That breakdown in the middle of. It's weird. Where it's almost like a carnival.

[Chick McGee]

It is weird.

[Josh Arnold]

And what Guns N roses.

[Chick McGee]

That's where McCartney couldn't just do a song from far. You know, from start to finish. He always had little snippets. Yeah, always like. Like half baked. Other songs.

[Josh Arnold]

Admiral Halsey, he would always talk about.

[Chick McGee]

Band on the Run.

[Josh Arnold]

If you listen to Beatles songs, a lot of them. McCartney would tell you are. This is John's thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Unfinished things.

[Josh Arnold]

They think John does the middle eight and then I.

[Chick McGee]

They made them work for the most part.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And Christy James Von Theme's the best one. Nobody does it better as strong.

[Ace Cosby]

That's strong.

[Josh Arnold]

Carly Simon.

[Ace Cosby]

Simon.

[Jess Hooker]

I like the Billie Eilish that won the Academy Award. That's very.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know that one because I don't think I saw that.

[Jess Hooker]

Very moody, fun song.

[Christy Lee]

I think the Carl. Carly Simon. Heaven Above Me. The Spy that Loved Me. I don't know about that.

[Chick McGee]

That one felt like a Carly Simon song where they went, we're gonna make that a James Bond song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sing this one line.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But. But Goldfinger is, I think, at the top of everybody's list.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it isn't.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is the problem.

[Christy Lee]

This is the problem with you and your. Your, Your memories aren't everyone's memories. How many times do I have to tell you?

[Josh Arnold]

I just want to say to Jay, thank you for letting me ruin your night's sleep.

[Christy Lee]

This is another letter during letter time. Dear Chick, Does Tom understand the definition of the word famous? Basically means very well known by the most people and would not need explanation. For instance, Hank. The TV show does not qualify as famous. The larger point, it must be the benefits of a classical education. And he knows about Hank. That's Dave from Pennsylvania.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know. I didn't bring up the TV show Hank. Someone else did.

[Christy Lee]

I did.

[Josh Arnold]

It is obscure, but there is a. There's a terrific book about.

[Christy Lee]

See, once again, terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

No, really, I. I've never read any.

[Christy Lee]

I enjoy reading it.

[Chick McGee]

I ordered it.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you? Yeah, it's very good. Was Mr. Kalman, was the name of the actor who portrayed Hank?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Dick Kalman.

[Josh Arnold]

And he became a antique dealer of some renown.

[Christy Lee]

And that sounds like something he was.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it'd be a great movie. He was murdered with his partner.

[Chick McGee]

It does sound like a made up name.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Dick Kalman.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a very, very talented Broadway actor. And the show Hank is one of the first sitcoms that actually had a. A story arc. And when the last episode ended, they explained the, you know, the whole thing. So you're really trying to, unlike Coronet.

[Christy Lee]

Blue, make this important with a capital Here we are.

[Ace Cosby]

That was another 50s show. Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Again, were I to win the lottery of a billion dollars, I would do the cinematic version of Coronet Blue just to show people that.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Christy Lee]

You're insane.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You'd show them. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

First. First I start a think tank. Second, I build a shelter for dogs that I get to go visit whenever I want to. Can you imagine? You walk into your dog shelter, there's 50 beautiful little pooches.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'd be.

[Christy Lee]

I think tomorrow. Somebody sent me an email. Tomorrow in Golden, Colorado is Golden Retriever days.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, you know what else starts tomorrow? Westminster Obedience starts tomorrow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was at a dog show.

[Christy Lee]

Over the weekend and also tomorrow from the Sioux Falls Stampede, the hockey team for one night. They are the Sioux Fall Wiener dogs. And they have the world famous Wiener Dog. Wiener Dog Races.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's fun.

[Christy Lee]

Sioux Falls Stampede hockey game tomorrow night. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Last Saturday was the Dachshunds at the Dog. She was the best.

[Chick McGee]

I love those guys.

[Christy Lee]

Now we have two heats of 20 dachshunds each.

[Chick McGee]

Is it on the ice? Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No. They run around outside so nobody can see them.

[Josh Arnold]

What could be more entertaining?

[Chick McGee]

Good questions.

[Christy Lee]

The final four Wiener Dogs compete in the Wiener. The Wiener Take all championships.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the. The Puppy Bowl. We saw some of the clips from that, including one little fella who only has three legs, but he was out there getting it done.

[Ace Cosby]

Sure was.

[Josh Arnold]

What a good boy.

[Chick McGee]

You'd have to remind him he doesn't have four legs.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't know.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I mean? Yeah. No, he.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks at other dogs, he goes, what a freak.

[Christy Lee]

What's the deal with that extra leg? Why do you need an extra leg? That's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we have.

[Ace Cosby]

Patty doesn't hike, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Patty G. Now, Pat, I'm very excited this weekend. Saturday, to be more precise. It'll be Pat Godwin in Provo, Utah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. A lot of pressure. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Recording his comedy special for the Dry Bar Comedy Show. And we're looking forward to hearing how it goes.

[Christy Lee]

I know it's gonna go great.

[Josh Arnold]

When we come back, can you do one of the songs from the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. You better rehearse. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I have to rehearse on the plane at this point.

[Chick McGee]

I got rehearsed everywhere.

[Jess Hooker]

I'll be driving everybody nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll be fine. You'll be fine. And when is it? Next week? You've got a Valentine's Day show.

[Jess Hooker]

Jeff and Willie. Jeff. Oscar and Willie Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that. What night is that one?

[Jess Hooker]

That's Saturday the 15th in Evansville at.

[Chick McGee]

The PAT CO. That show's gonna feel like nothing. It's utterly meaningless. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You'll be able just to phone that one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I'll be. Good.

[Jess Hooker]

Now they should film that one.

[Chick McGee]

That's what always happens.

[Christy Lee]

Talk about important. That's tomorrow night.

[Josh Arnold]

When we come back, will you play one of those tunes?

[Jess Hooker]

I have my opening bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

I hit the stage.

[Ace Cosby]

I've never done this before.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, that's the day after Valentine's Day. Yeah. So I'm hoping a lot of the folks at that show in Evansville, Indiana, will be in a good mood because they got their sweetie just the right gift the day before on Valentine's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Hope you don't break a string.

[Josh Arnold]

As I've said many times, When Valentine's Day falls on a Friday, it means if you don't do the right thing, it's going to be a very, very difficult weekend. So now is the time to act. And here's what you want to do. You want to go to I hate stevensinger.com Stephen Singer Jewelers. Many, many choices, including that rose right over there. That's a real rose dipped in gold. It's an exclusive from Steven Singer Jewelers. This one is called the Peacock Teal. Kind of a turquoise seafoam, blue gold dipped real rose dipped in real gold. 79 bucks. And of course, shipping is free. Get the [e-mail] of course, the lifetime guarantee from Stephen Singer. Let's not forget he specializes in diamonds. I think it would be a nice investment. The at Last bracelet, a great value. And it has a diamond or two in it. And these are real diamonds, Earthborne diamonds, not the fake stuff. So get the details once again by visiting Stephen. I hate stephensinger.com he'll be watching the puppy bowl. He and his wife were their dog people. They've got their little dog buddy. I hate stevensinger.com lots of great gifts. They're open of course 24 7. So check it out. And if you get that order in Today, say before 2:00 Eastern Time, it's out the door. You'll have it in plenty of time. I don't want to be begging you. Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday going. You got to get this done, ladies and gents, do it right now. Pull over. I hate stevensinger.com check off that box. And of course shipping is free and he's got his famous guarantees. Read all the details once again on the website. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Check engine light on.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Jess Hooker]

Auto parts.

[Josh Arnold]

Up this afternoon on the way.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Good morning. Today our pre super bowl show. We're gonna have some suggestions on what to make for dip.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh cool.

[Christy Lee]

Jess has brought some some suggestions by. We're gonna taste test those later this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Okay, cool.

[Ace Cosby]

What are you reading over there, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, what are you doing, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sir, I'm reading my copy of the Andy Griffith Show. Ambassadors magazine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

They put out a magazine?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's great.

[Ace Cosby]

You're my husband, like once, once a month or.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's quarterly.

[Christy Lee]

It's just like what Floyd's doing around town.

[Josh Arnold]

Or it's full of all great stories about the Andy Griffith Show. I'm reading about a commercial where Andy peels open an ear of corn and magically revealing post corn flakes inside. That's the kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Was that a commercial?

[Chick McGee]

Hard hitting journalism.

[Josh Arnold]

They put it into the episode. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I actually have on my DVR the pilot episode of Griffith Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. One of the oldest stations had a marathon a couple weeks ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Anyways, I'm sorry, I'll get back to the show. We have things.

[Ace Cosby]

That's how Andy. That's how he unwinds. He watches Andy Griffith almost every day.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good way to unwind.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's not necessarily boy oh boy, newsletter worthy. That's.

[Ace Cosby]

No, you're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, there's a great story in this one.

[Chick McGee]

No, there isn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there is. They could put. They could maybe have 10 of them and put them out just over and over again.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a story about Dean Martin in this episode. Dean Martin was famous for. He would have. Almost every Saturday night Jeannie and Dean Martin would have a party at his house. And I've read a lot about Dean Martin. I know this is absolutely true. In spite of his reputation.

[Christy Lee]

This is absolutely true.

[Josh Arnold]

No, everyone says the same thing. He would. The reputation he had of being constantly drunk is not true.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

And he would always ditch Sinatra and those guys and just go up and watch TV in his room. And in this case, someone went to one of the big parties at Dean Martin's house. Dean Martin came out, said hi, and then he disappeared. And the guy found him later on sitting in his room by himself watching the Andy Griffith Show. So kind of a sweet. Kind of a sweet story.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I remain a big fan. I'm sorry, we have a lot to get to. But I'll remind you that. Patty G. Provo, Utah Saturday night for the big show.

[Christy Lee]

Big show.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's. It's a special clean comedy show.

[Jess Hooker]

Clean church, clean corporate, nerve wracking.

[Ace Cosby]

Sing us a clean song, Pat.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if I have any. I've had to Re edit all of this to make it.

[Ace Cosby]

That's why you should practice.

[Jess Hooker]

They wanted me to do the campfire song and they didn't want the word hell or bar, so I had to rewrite the beginning and the ending.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we hear it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I've. So far. I haven't. Never. I haven't gotten it right.

[Josh Arnold]

So this should be very exciting because it's. It. The song isn't by any means blue or salty. Okay. But being in a camper sitting around.

[Jess Hooker]

A campfire and they asked me to sing knowing full well that camping's not my thing there's mosquitoes, ticks and no AC 98% humidity sleeping outdoors is not for me this is my campfire song I got smoke in my eyes and the fire's too high the s'mores are flaming black not golden brown not golden brown I'm not swimming in the lake with the leeches and the snakes this is my campfire song Like a bear out in the woods I have to squat behind a tree Grab four leaf and it's poison ivy the tent smells like stinky feet Or a Grateful Dead meet and greet I prefer Netflix and Uber eats. This is my campfire song I don't know Kumbaya. And I won't play Wonderwall if you sing Sweet Caroline. I won't go. I'm getting in my car and not ruining my new guitar. Have you seen this? The Maiden 808GB with the spruce. This is my campfire song I'm out of here. I'm going to Hampton Inn when there's a pool.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Jess Hooker]

One little stumble in my head where I thought what am I saying?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I heard that. Yeah, I heard that.

[Chick McGee]

It's great.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta. You gotta avoid that tomorrow night. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And the part about dropping the deuce by the trees. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, so far.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Okay, That's. That's great song, though.

[Christy Lee]

I'd be shocked.

[Josh Arnold]

Love the Grateful Dead reference. Grateful Dead meet and greet. That's great. Pat will be much more relaxed doing his Valentine's Day weekend show the Saturday after Valentine's Day with Willie G, one of my sons. And. And Jeff. Oscar. That's gonna be a killer show at Pat Coslitz down in Evansville. It's a huge event down there every year, so that'll be great.

[Ace Cosby]

What piece of furniture are you gonna get?

[Jess Hooker]

Bedroom set.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice.

[Ace Cosby]

I could use a dining room set if you want.

[Chick McGee]

You could.

[Josh Arnold]

Or I could.

[Ace Cosby]

I could.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You're moving. So are you dumping off some of Your furniture on, Pat?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I need more because I don't have enough to fill this place.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, those are.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't have a dining. I never had a big dining room set. And I have a dining room now.

[Christy Lee]

This bed you're getting at Kauslitz. Are you gonna have to.

[Jess Hooker]

The last one broke, of course, from all the usage.

[Christy Lee]

Re. Equip it with your CPAP and all that stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And the little rail that keeps you in bed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I still have the rail.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did any of you guys ever own an inversion table where you would lie on it and then.

[Ace Cosby]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody flip you upside down?

[Josh Arnold]

Drew Hastings.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? Did they find it to be helpful in any way for anything?

[Ace Cosby]

Do you need your spine stretched?

[Chick McGee]

No, I was just curious if anybody ever. Whenever I see somebody kind of doing that. Did you do it, Pat?

[Jess Hooker]

No, but I have the bed. The adjustable bed. That moves me up for the CPAP issue. It brings me up a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Adjustable base.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Brings your head up. Raises your head.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The upside down thing, I think can.

[Chick McGee]

Be helpful for people with back issues.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think it could also be very unhelpful for people with other issues.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah?

[Christy Lee]

Like what? Fear of being upside down.

[Chick McGee]

That wouldn't help.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Vertigo.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I, for example, am not allowed to do certain things.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a lot you should be allowed to do.

[Christy Lee]

You should cardiologist, actually, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

Eddie, are you no longer allowed to do loop de loop roller coasters?

[Josh Arnold]

Only by my own choice. It wasn't like a doctor.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't a doctor's thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Cool.

[Christy Lee]

It depends on what he runs into, whether he. His doctor allows him to do it or not.

[Josh Arnold]

Depends what I decide I want to do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, my doctor won't let me do that.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, but he'll let you ski.

[Christy Lee]

It's not that I'm a giant, of course. It's just that my doctor and my lawyer.

[Josh Arnold]

There are only certain roller coasters I will still do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

So you can ride roller coasters?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The doctor did not say it. Yeah, he can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just not supposed to have my head below my heart for extended periods of time. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

That makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

So no yoga for me.

[Christy Lee]

Is there something cool happens if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Put your head be a cardiac arrest?

[Christy Lee]

Who wants to see that, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Try it. Bend over for us.

[Josh Arnold]

That was great, Pat. I really thought that was. That'll be great. That'll you'll kill it tomorrow.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I think the audience is going to go. Is the audience going to do the D with you?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm going to slow it down and like really enunciate, make sure they get it all. My problem is sometimes I go too fast because I know it. So I got to make sure I enunciate and slow down.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're going too fast right now.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you'll be fine.

[Ace Cosby]

You're talking really fast.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up in sports, the NFL honors.

[Christy Lee]

Last night we'll go over a couple of topics in the NFL hall of Fame. The latest members were announced and we'll look at the super bowl and food and all sorts of stuff coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Also we have talk about it. We have something for Josh from the AVN Awards, which I didn't realize it stands for adult video news. So they have their own newspaper.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, says the man who was reading the Andy Griffith newspaper.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You think the Andy Griffith. If they have a newspaper, you don't think porn does are there.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm sorry, but which one has higher circulation? I'm guessing adult video news.

[Josh Arnold]

There is. This is a great story. The names alone of these people. And in the adult video news.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like Boner Williamson, stuff like that.

[Ace Cosby]

You're close.

[Josh Arnold]

You are surprisingly close. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook.

[Josh Arnold]

Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome to AutoZone.

[Chick McGee]

What are you working on today?

[Ace Cosby]

My check engine lights on.

[Jess Hooker]

That could hurt your gas mileage.

[Chick McGee]

The AutoZone Free Fix Finder service can help find the fix for free.

[Ace Cosby]

This whole report for free.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

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[Pat Godwin]

But what if the fix is too tough?

[Chick McGee]

We'll recommend a local shop fix finder only at AutoZone.

[Pat Godwin]

Get in zone.

[Chick McGee]

AutoZone restrictions apply.

[Josh Arnold]

Attention.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chester.

[Christy Lee]

Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Jess Hooker joins us.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Ace Cosby's here. That joke of the day on the way. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Glad to have you back. Ms. Hooker may be a little nervous because I handed her a news story coming up later on involving cooking and she is our resident chef and that it Would be quite a task to have you do that. But we'll find out what I'm talking about shortly. In the meantime, we switch gears. Go that way to the sports desk with Chick Magee.

[Christy Lee]

Let's see the NFL honors held last night in New Orleans. That's where they hand out all the awards, the hardware for the past NFL season. Much to Tom's protests, they announced the MVP of the season last night. It's Josh Allen of the Buffalo Bill. Saquon Barkley. We Offensive Player of the Year. Patrick Certain. The second Defensive Player of the Year, Eric Armstead, the Walter Payton man of the year. Kevin O'Connell, which is a joke. Coach of the Year. Should have been Dan Quinn from Washington. Jaden, my sweet baby. Jaden Daniels, Offensive Rookie of the Year. Jared Verse, the Defensive Rookie of the Year. And Joe Burrow from the Bengals, the comeback player.

[Ace Cosby]

So do they get medals? What do they get?

[Christy Lee]

They get a nice, nice trophy and 25 gift certificate. Any restaurant they want.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that nice?

[Chick McGee]

One of those gift cards that has like 80 of them on there.

[Christy Lee]

It's a black universal gift card. Anything they want, 25 bucks. They can spend it all in one place or they can mix and match.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to check in the box.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. And Antonio Gates, one of the greatest names in the history of the world. That's a private item. Antonio Gates, secret spy. Eric Allen, Jared Allen, no relation and Sterling Sharpe have been voted into the Pro Football hall of Fame. Notable exceptions were Reggie Wayne, Adam Venatic area and Eli Manning did not make it in on first ballot. Will eventually. But I think those are probably. I know in the case of Eli Manning, that was. That was probably the right call considering he's like 117, 500 quarterback. He won a couple Super Bowls, but. So.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean, so? That's what it's all about.

[Christy Lee]

I'd rather have Bernie Kosar on my team than Eli Manning any day. Ask any, any guy who knows anything about the NFL. That's what they're going to say.

[Ace Cosby]

Reggie Wayne was one of my favorite players of all time.

[Christy Lee]

Not this year. He's in the hall next year maybe. Hall of Fame. You never know.

[Josh Arnold]

Bernie Kosar, interesting guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Big nose, very bright.

[Ace Cosby]

Cleveland.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did he grow up in Cleveland? I think he did, didn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't it Akron? Yeah. Nearby, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you guys want a couple fun super bowl things?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Chick McGee]

If you were to use the phrase the Tom hates this year. 3 Pete.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because the Kansas City Chiefs may in fact win three in a row.

[Christy Lee]

I have a story about that, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Who would you have to pay? Because they trademarked the word.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. The story just came out.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, is it somebody from the Chicago Bulls?

[Christy Lee]

Close. Very close.

[Josh Arnold]

It's slicked back hair. Give you a hint.

[Christy Lee]

It's Pat Riley from the Miami Heat. He just worked out an agreement with. With the Chiefs and he's going to get a payday if they go with three people.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And it's like. It's not a joke. It's millions of dollars.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, he traded. So how crazy that he trademarked it a new.

[Josh Arnold]

How can you do that? How can you own a word?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You can do it. Him.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good lawyer and I guess.

[Chick McGee]

So we all know chicken wings in most places will be the number one.

[Christy Lee]

Also, that term also trademarked by Pat Riley.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And he makes. I mean, he could. All he has to do is walk to the mailbox.

[Christy Lee]

He can. Yeah. He can retire.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't have to do anything. The. The estimate of how many chicken wings will be eated.

[Christy Lee]

In an idyllic setting.

[Chick McGee]

1.47 billion. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

The most wings you've had in one sitting.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say 25.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, are these the ones where you have to suck the meat off the bone?

[Chick McGee]

Not necessarily. I mean, you like the bone. They were both.

[Christy Lee]

Don't ever do that.

[Chick McGee]

They were drummies and flats.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And it was. It was during a party, so over the course.

[Josh Arnold]

In one sitting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And now we have something coming up from the federal government about how long you can let that food sit out at the buffet before it becomes dangerous to eat.

[Christy Lee]

It's eight to 12 hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. No. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I got some. I got some food at home I better put away.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the number that you had for chicken wings?

[Chick McGee]

Did you get 1.47 billion?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. That's why there's an egg shortage. We killed all the chickens.

[Christy Lee]

Also, Americans are going to devour £29 million of cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, can you imagine? Just. I want you to think for one sec. What if the packers, the cheese heads.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Took on the bills? I mean, now you've got cheese wings. It would skyrocket.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I don't think it would be any different.

[Josh Arnold]

We'd run out of chickens and cows.

[Christy Lee]

No. And according to the organization, the National Chicken Council, the ncc.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll bet that's probably a rough place to be this week.

[Christy Lee]

That's where Josh got his number, 1.47 billion chicken wings.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it give gallons of ranch dressing in there anywhere?

[Christy Lee]

If they laid the 1.47 billion wings. Chicken wings laid end to end, it would go from Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri, to Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia about 63 times. Isn't that interesting?

[Pat Godwin]

If you make your ranch at home, make it today. It needs to sit for at least 24 hours, if not 48, and it'll be perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you make it at home?

[Pat Godwin]

You just buy. I buy the powder. I just like it better.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Than the. Out of the bottle.

[Christy Lee]

The Hidden Valley Ranch powder Powder, right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Do it. It's. It says dip on the package and you just mix it with sour cream.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha. So you want it to set and.

[Pat Godwin]

You double do two packets. It's for everyone that.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Ace Cosby]

It's perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

So wait, so what do you put in that? You. Powder and then what?

[Ace Cosby]

Sour cream.

[Pat Godwin]

Sour cream, yeah. I actually do chives and. And scallions just for fun, but yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you put the Lipitor in it or is that on the side?

[Pat Godwin]

That's on the side. That's at the end of the.

[Christy Lee]

You are zero fun.

[Chick McGee]

Fox paid 10 commercials. 10 commercial slots, right. Went for. Do you guys know the highest number this year?

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was 8 million.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

38 million.

[Chick McGee]

8 million apiece.

[Ace Cosby]

No way.

[Jess Hooker]

What? Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

8 million to 30 seconds, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So I remember when it went to a million dollars for 30 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, remember, this is the most viewed television program of the year, and it's because it's live. With the exception of one person, apparently. Ace Cosby is the only person who will not watch the game on Sunday. Will watch it on tape. Ape or. What are you. Do you actually.

[Chick McGee]

Because he's a. I don't care about either team.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want the Chiefs to three peat, but I don't care about either team.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know a Kendrick Lamar song, so I don't. You know.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't have a reason to watch.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, Yeah, I would, but you.

[Chick McGee]

Will watch the next day. I'll fast forward through it. I'll watch the commercials.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right, gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, do you actually have digital or do you do that on videotape still?

[Chick McGee]

It's on digital.

[Josh Arnold]

On digital. Okay. Because there. There was a time. Of course, but yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have all the Super Bowls on VCR or VHS?

[Chick McGee]

I have like 15 years of raider Offensive plays.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

You just edited It.

[Chick McGee]

You just have much in the game and the pause.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What? Oh, holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope there's a psychiatrist.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm. If you enjoy it, I love it, dude.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we have something from the big boss in the big control of Bob and Tom broadcasting this. Just a text from him. Stop asking Ace questions.

[Chick McGee]

That came from the top.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that came from the tippy tippy top.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't trust that guy.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no. He's insane.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting. The.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, this is Overton.

[Chick McGee]

I got video on that guy.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that chick you remember and I don't. What is the. Estimated viewing is. Viewership is at 130 million.

[Christy Lee]

No, 120. Is the. The record.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

120.5 million.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that? About a third of the eyeballs.

[Chick McGee]

They're predicting this year will be lower.

[Christy Lee]

Because nobody cares about the Eagles or the Chi. And everybody's kind of mad at the Chiefs.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah, there's a.

[Christy Lee]

It's turned.

[Josh Arnold]

We have that little, little survey now. I want to get back to the chicken wings for just a second.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What are the. I keep hearing the term drummies.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

What do you think that means? Honestly? Honestly.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't eat chicken. Does that mean they have. Does that mean they have the bone in them?

[Pat Godwin]

There's two shapes. There's two shapes. When you order chicken wings, you have flats which have two bones in them. They're the ones that you.

[Josh Arnold]

Flats.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, flats. Call them. They have two bones in them.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

They have meat on both sides. And then you have what appears to be a small drumstick.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it really a drumstick or is this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, it's the same part of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, okay. My boys eat. I don't eat.

[Ace Cosby]

You've never had a chicken wing.

[Chick McGee]

I just thought contextually, there was no way you couldn't put that together.

[Ace Cosby]

You've never had a chicken?

[Josh Arnold]

I've had one. I just. It's not something I get on a regular.

[Chick McGee]

And as Willie and I have said on this show many times, Boneless is not.

[Pat Godwin]

No, boneless is not. That's a chicken nugget.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a nugget.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate that.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, are the chicken nuggets. Is that ground up chicken and then made put in that shape? That's why I'm asking.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, a lot of them are. Not all of them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, not all.

[Josh Arnold]

But a real drummy is a real part of the bird.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But the. The. The ones that don't have bones in them are it's like a. It's like those potato chips that are perfectly not.

[Ace Cosby]

Not all Pringles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Pringle.

[Pat Godwin]

They're in a form. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So, okay, so I will make an effort to dip a drummy.

[Pat Godwin]

You won't have super bowl party.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't even have a party.

[Josh Arnold]

No. I've got a soccer game with one of my daughters, and then I'll go watch part of the show.

[Christy Lee]

I'll watch.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to. I'll enjoy it. The commercials might be a good game. Hoping for a good game.

[Christy Lee]

I would love a good game.

[Chick McGee]

The spread is close, so. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to know if we joke about it, but I wonder if plumbers. If the day after the super bowl is a big day for plumbers.

[Pat Godwin]

They say it is. I mean, I think it is on.

[Josh Arnold]

Numbers because I've read that some cities actually do a test because I guess when halftime begins, there's suddenly a lot of flushing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

At the same time. Which can cause a. Yeah. Cause an issue with a. With a city sewage system.

[Christy Lee]

Gasket fatigue.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You know.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now, there's lots of ways to have fun with the big game. In fact, the best way is. What, Chick?

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we'll get another song from Pat Godwin. And my favorite story in sports, believe it or not, is an NBA story that I think I can actually tie into Chick McGee's love of football. We'll. We'll find out what I'm talking about. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show, exclusively on ESPN Plus. UFC 312 Saturday.

[Jess Hooker]

Reigning middleweight champion Dricus Du Plessis defenses.

[Josh Arnold]

Title in a rematch against Sean Strickland.

[Jess Hooker]

And Zhang Wei Li defends her straw weight team title against undefeated Tatiana Suarez.

[Josh Arnold]

UFC 312 Saturday at 10pm Eastern.

[Jess Hooker]

Buy it on espnplus.com pb.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we're on the air. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You should have heard him while you guys were. He's blaming the entire corporation of actual Apple for something he. He can't type and it's Apple's fault.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not that I can't.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm glad it's made you mad.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, He's. He has.

[Josh Arnold]

Not me.

[Christy Lee]

No. God, no.

[Josh Arnold]

I went to the Mac Apple store, whatever it is, and asked the guy about it. There's nothing they can do.

[Christy Lee]

There's.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's a pain.

[Ace Cosby]

There's nothing they can do.

[Pat Godwin]

Just get a new one. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I did last time. Oh. Just gave up. Now let's move forward here. Have you. Everything they make is wonderful. We have Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance news desk, but we're not talking to her right now. No.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to wake everybody up.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm right here.

[Josh Arnold]

No, now we're talking a lot of super bowl stuff, but can we switch gears for just a second? Because this is my favorite story this morning. It involves the NBA and did you see the story about the beer in the NBA? This is just.

[Christy Lee]

The Dallas brewery is launching a beer in process of Luka Doncic being traded for the Mavericks to the Lakers. Celestial Beer Works is releasing Sell the team described as a double hazy IPA that pairs well with our despair and confusion. The beer is 7.7% ABV. All right. A nod to, of course, Lucas, number 77. The Dallas Morning News reports that the beer will be available in the brewery's tap room Feb. 21 and will be distributed to local retailers the week after.

[Josh Arnold]

But the beer is called Sell the Team, which I think is so funny and.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can hear how funny we think it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think you. You breeze through it too quickly to emphasize the fact that this is the. The whole town is upset about this incredible trade in the NBA.

[Christy Lee]

And this brewery is famous by all accounts. Luca was impossible to deal with, and I think the Lakers might find that out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's why they.

[Christy Lee]

Unless LeBron can get him To. To, you know, work out and. And do something.

[Josh Arnold]

They call him a generational player. He's that good.

[Chick McGee]

When's LeBron retiring?

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. It's turned 40. He just had. He had 40 last night and 15 rebounds.

[Ace Cosby]

I think 42.

[Chick McGee]

When you watch him, does it look like he should retire?

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to tell him. You want to tell him?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. And I would never tell anybody that. But I wonder if they. I just didn't know how he looked. A lot of people said he stuck around to play with the sun, which he's now done.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Which is pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like aces. Hey, LeBron. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Is that what you're saying? Well, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

But in any event.

[Chick McGee]

But it's good that there's a new guy moving into, you know, and that's.

[Christy Lee]

What they say about when they picked up Doncic, that's. They're looking toward the future instead of worrying about what LeBron thinks. LeBron, they still say he did not know that Anthony Davis was being traded, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Normally, he is more or less the general manager of the Lakers, but apparently not in this case.

[Josh Arnold]

So Doncic is a diva. Big pain in the ass.

[Christy Lee]

That's what they're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, I. I thought you would enjoy this because there was a time you would have bought a case of a beer called Sell the Team a couple years ago in Washington.

[Chick McGee]

When did Mark Cuban give up his ownership?

[Christy Lee]

This past, like six months ago.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Dumont team. He only owns like 27 now, but he is still ahead of day to day operations or something like that.

[Chick McGee]

I think legally, for a 20, 28 run, he has to own a certain amount he can't own over.

[Christy Lee]

That was the big rumor.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I get it now.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

I like that guy because he's leaving Shark Tank. Also, this is his last year.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he's getting ready to run?

[Chick McGee]

Not necessarily. There were absolutely rumors, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I might sign up. I like that.

[Chick McGee]

So, yeah, I like Mark Cuban too.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the name of the brewery in Dallas that's doing this? I know they're.

[Christy Lee]

They're celestial something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they did that famous John F. Kennedy beer. What was.

[Chick McGee]

What was that?

[Josh Arnold]

No head. Good boy. I mean, there were some.

[Christy Lee]

God, what a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Just a mess.

[Chick McGee]

They also. They had the accompanying beer. Spotted dress.

[Christy Lee]

Boy must have spotted cow.

[Chick McGee]

Not funny. But I figured. Hey, I'm here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, a Super bowl survey.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, you're. You're flying through Dallas, aren't you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

On your way to Provo, Utah for your special show. Yeah. Today at 4:30.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm going through Dallas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Dallas. Oh, yikes. Dallas on a Friday. Bad luck.

[Chick McGee]

You guys know the great country song going through the Big D? I don't mean Dallas.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I want to hear more. Any guesses as to what the Big D is? If it's not Dallas, you guys should know.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

The divorce.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I thought Big D because you.

[Chick McGee]

You know that this was well before Big D energy and all that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Because you hear about Big D energy. We got a story about Big D energy and the downside of having a huge male member.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we do. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yay.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that why you're depressed all the time?

[Chick McGee]

They must be unwieldy. Right?

[Christy Lee]

It says here 45% of NFL fans admit to regretting their game day eating and drinking habits the next day. Ah, Cowboys fans are the most likely to pre game before the game and also the most likely to miss some of the game due to excessive drinking.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

The most popular foods to eat on Super Bowl Sunday are pizza, 75%, far and away chips, dips and pretzels, 65%.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love pretzels.

[Christy Lee]

Wangs, 60%, fried appetizers, 35% and sweets also 35%.

[Ace Cosby]

You like the flat pretzels? Those.

[Chick McGee]

The chips? Yeah, absolutely.

[Pat Godwin]

I got those today.

[Josh Arnold]

They're great.

[Christy Lee]

The dark.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they are good.

[Christy Lee]

What are those, what are those called?

[Josh Arnold]

Flips.

[Christy Lee]

What are those?

[Chick McGee]

Flips or the half Ritz half.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there used to be.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Phipps pretzel chips.

[Christy Lee]

I want to.

[Chick McGee]

Now there's a new brand that's really.

[Ace Cosby]

A blue and white package.

[Christy Lee]

The pretzel hide.

[Josh Arnold]

I may have to invite you over to my house, Josh. Kelly's got a new thing that I. It's. You take hot dogs and once again with Kelly, and you can imagine the hot dogs are, you know, organic.

[Chick McGee]

She and I probably buy the same hot dogs, quite honestly.

[Josh Arnold]

And they, the, the pigs gave their permission before they were sacrificed.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

You cut them into like a thing. Little short, little guys. And then you put them inside this pretzel dough.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're like, they look like they're a little bigger than a golf ball.

[Chick McGee]

That's very Bavarian.

[Josh Arnold]

It's, it's got that pretzel dough taste. And the hot dog, delicious.

[Ace Cosby]

Like mini corn dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

They're amazing. Yeah, that sounds awesome, that pretzel dough. I had no idea you Dip them.

[Chick McGee]

In honey mustard because that goes great with both.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, delicious.

[Christy Lee]

The fan bases that drink the most during the Super Bowl. One more story time. Baltimore Ravens, number one. Las Vegas Raiders, number two. Giants number three. Bills number four. Vikings, number five.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

No mention of the packers or. Or the bill. Oh, the Bills are fourth.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the Raiders fans drink like they. Like they made it J ace there three times. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Champions.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That one.

[Chick McGee]

Not two.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Three.

[Josh Arnold]

Three. Okay, very good. Now, Pat, you're grabbing your guitar here. What's happening, Josh?

[Jess Hooker]

For the super bowl thing. Don't you like a certain treat? What's your favorite?

[Chick McGee]

I do, yeah, yeah, yeah. I enjoy the jalapeno poppers. Oh, yeah. The super bowl show stoppers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They are a favorite of the big Boppers, those jalapeno poppers. How about you, Pat?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you know, I have to eat vegetables, so I like the steamed broccolini. Can't have the cocktail weenie. I love the eggplant on zucchini. I like the steamed broccolin.

[Chick McGee]

You know what else I like?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he even plate of nachos.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they're good.

[Chick McGee]

I serve them with gazpacho.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Randy Savage was so macho.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he was.

[Chick McGee]

When he'd eat a plate of n. Gazpachos. Chip, chip, chip.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I admire the poetic license rhyming gazpacho, but am I correct saying isn't gazpacho cold soup?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but it's also Mexican. Isn't it?

[Ace Cosby]

Soup? But it would be like.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not Mexican.

[Jess Hooker]

It's potatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Italian, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

It's Italian.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't know that.

[Josh Arnold]

And you wouldn't want. Is it. Am I right?

[Ace Cosby]

It's Mexican.

[Josh Arnold]

But you wouldn't want to dip, dip, dip something in cold soup?

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, you have your nachos and then you also have your.

[Christy Lee]

And now here's ugly American. Josh Arnold. Gazpacho is.

[Chick McGee]

Look, I remember learning about it in Spanish class.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a Spanish style soup made from tomatoes and other vegetables.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it is Hispanic. Okay, There you go.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was Italian.

[Chick McGee]

This show is really good at. Yeah, you guys doubt me so much that I start to doubt myself.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's the goal.

[Chick McGee]

Has anybody had it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's delicious.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like eating. It's like eating salsa in a soup.

[Jess Hooker]

Exactly.

[Ace Cosby]

That's gross.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's really good.

[Christy Lee]

It's not potatoes.

[Ace Cosby]

It's cold.

[Pat Godwin]

So what is cold soup? Isn't there a word for just Cold soup.

[Christy Lee]

Vichy swashy.

[Jess Hooker]

Swa is a big one.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it is? Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

A fish stew.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it? I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

No, Vicious was a cold soup.

[Ace Cosby]

Is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You were talking about what. What fan base drinks the most. I was. I'm trying to find out what fan base smokes the most pot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I have been able to find it. But I did find this article.

[Chick McGee]

I think it was, like, the Broncos somewhere where it's been legal for a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's probably a pretty good guess, but Travis Kelsey in People magazine says 80% of NFL players smoke marijuana.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, 80%.

[Josh Arnold]

But he says it's got a lot.

[Christy Lee]

To do with treating pain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't test for it. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But he does say that a lot of the guys stop smoking a week before the season.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

He says if you stop in the middle of July, you're fine. A lot of guys stop a week before and still pass because everybody's working and they sweat their tail off.

[Christy Lee]

They can't. Well, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

No, yeah, I'm kind of. I know what you mean. Backed off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Do they. They don't test for it in the NBA. Do. Do they?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Do we test for it here?

[Christy Lee]

I hope not.

[Jess Hooker]

Some people, they do.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, some people have to be.

[Christy Lee]

Well, some people are idiots every now and then.

[Josh Arnold]

Bad. I. I'm sorry if I. I hadn't thought of that when I brought up this topic, but you're not a marijuana guy.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You never have been. There's other things out there, though, that.

[Jess Hooker]

How long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, for one weekend. Horse.

[Chick McGee]

Horse tranquilizers.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I love them.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Chick McGee]

You're.

[Ace Cosby]

You're a Quaalude guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Way before my time.

[Christy Lee]

There's got to be a warehouse with Quaaludes somewhere right on this.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think they're the lemons. Kelsey estimates between. Now, this. This qualifies it. Between 50 to 80% of NFL players smoke pot.

[Pat Godwin]

Why are we asking him?

[Ace Cosby]

And why do we care?

[Josh Arnold]

He. He was doing an interview with Vanity Fair magazine.

[Christy Lee]

He's dating Taylor Swift. That's why.

[Josh Arnold]

And Levy and Bell said on a podcast that he smoked weed before games.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it has a different effect on people. You know, like some people, it amps them up. And there used to be a guy here that gave him energy, said he'd go home and clean his whole house every day.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the weed did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. I just know. I went to the. What's a dispensary with Willie when we were in Colorado a while back, and I remember talking to the. Whatever you call the pot sommelier guy. And I could not get over the level of education that this guy knew everything.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he would say, yeah, this one makes you do this, this makes you do that. You know, it's like the old Jefferson Airplane song. One pill makes you smile and the.

[Christy Lee]

Other, hey, let's not have you sing anymore.

[Chick McGee]

And the one that mother gives you.

[Josh Arnold]

Won'T do anything at all. Go ask. Great drum beater.

[Jess Hooker]

Which one's else.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what makes that song.

[Ace Cosby]

That After School Special haunted me for life.

[Christy Lee]

Go ask Alice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We had to read that book in junior high. It is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's depressing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then, of course, yesterday I had a couple of requests.

[Chick McGee]

One man on the chessboard. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to shut up for my. For my Rick Astley impression. Oh, it was his.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we forgot about that yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

It was his birthday.

[Christy Lee]

About that. At the end of the show. Did you hear this jazz?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I'm a fan.

[Chick McGee]

I am, too. I think he's got fun songs.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the Rick Astley.

[Christy Lee]

I. I am not.

[Pat Godwin]

I tried to get him as a guest.

[Ace Cosby]

He's the Rick Roll guy, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he's kind of gone with it. And have you seen the T shirts that.

[Christy Lee]

It has everything checked off. It's not. Not going to let you down. Not gonna break your heart.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Things Rick will do for you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of like. I love it. You got to do. You kind of do Michael McDonald, right? With a little more chest, like you got a head cold.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You kind of close your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The Rick ass. I'll prepare it and be ready next time. But I have had some letters requesting.

[Chick McGee]

That British man or.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, British Brit.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Rick Astley.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He's very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Classically handsome. Yeah, yeah. No, he does.

[Christy Lee]

He does a couple Foo Fighter songs in concert, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of fun. Coming up, we have an interesting story out of the uk.

[Chick McGee]

We've been broken up for nine years. Rick never gonna. I have my fiance, these parents over.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we have a story out of the UK that I ordinarily wouldn't do, but because there's an incredibly obscure reference I want to make that I'm hoping Chick Magee will pick up on. It's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll go get him.

[Josh Arnold]

Check it's kind of. It's kind of a test for Chick because of his love of all things British.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And then it's a rather unfortunate event that took place at a famous store in England. We'll. We'll get to that coming up. But should we go back to the sports?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we've got you all set for the Super Bowl. Good luck, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, with respect to your pick, I.

[Christy Lee]

Like Kansas City minus the two.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. And what. What are you on the season, do you recall?

[Christy Lee]

I am 118 and 107. So a robust 11 games over. 500.

[Josh Arnold]

That's good. Against the spread.

[Christy Lee]

Against the spread, yes. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Congratulations.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Ace Cosby]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Now I keep it right here in the. In the archives right there.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. A couple things coming up. We're doing a special show at the Riverside Casino and Resort, Friday, February 21st, and we're gonna have. The poster is in the works.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir, the poster. Don't forget about the poster.

[Josh Arnold]

If you come in the morning, you'll get one of those on the house. Also. Very cool T shirt or. I'm very excited about all this stuff. The T shirt is going to be a special benefit project to help fund a great children's hospital. So the Stead Center. So that's really cool. Hope to see you there. Details can be found about the whole thing at Riverside Casino and Resort dot com. We're gonna have some fun. And by then Pat won't be nervous, right? You'll. You'll have gotten over your case of the nerves this weekend to be over. Sorta. You're gonna kill a.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I'm really looking.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, those shoes are ugly. You're not wearing those.

[Christy Lee]

They really are. I've tried to tell him. He won't listen.

[Jess Hooker]

Wear my boots, my Australian boots.

[Josh Arnold]

If you could get dirt dirtier.

[Christy Lee]

They look like corrective shoes. It looks like one of your. One of your legs is way shorter than the other.

[Josh Arnold]

That looks like you're wearing both of the bad Dudley Moore shoes on the bed.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I stand corrected that. Thanks to my new shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they your good luck shoes?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Good luck.

[Jess Hooker]

The Saint Genesius medal, the patron saint of atheists.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what?

[Ace Cosby]

I thought it was performing arts.

[Jess Hooker]

Patron saint.

[Christy Lee]

You can't have a saint of atheists.

[Jess Hooker]

Look it up. Saint Genesius, patron saint of atheists, actors and comedians.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. She prays for the atheists.

[Christy Lee]

They can't. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

It's there in the Internet.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so wait a second. Do you wear that all the time?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, just for performances. This I consider a performance. It hasn't started yet. But I mean, this show, I can.

[Josh Arnold]

So you only wear that Shows?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. All shows. You wear it in the bedroom. Because I assume that's all. That's a performance.

[Ace Cosby]

That is all shows.

[Josh Arnold]

From what I understand. You're getting. You're getting. You're getting a lot of direction. There's a lot of directing going on.

[Jess Hooker]

No single. If he wants to be banged on boobies all night. It's a Catholic doctor.

[Chick McGee]

You like saying banged on boobies.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I just wish I just got this text from God. Oh, extra 40 years in hell. Oh, good, Pat, you can work on your. You can. You can. Woodshed guitar playing while you're there. Coming up, obscure British trivia with Chick. I hope he gets it. I think he will, and we'll have some fun with that, among many other things. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

No one knows music like Rolling Stone.

[Chick McGee]

Senior writer Brian Hyatt talks the biggest music news from the biggest stars. Almost everyone is teaming up on Drake. It's like Drake versus the world. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You first met Prince.

[Josh Arnold]

You were driving for him before you.

[Christy Lee]

Were drumming for him.

[Chick McGee]

That's correct.

[Jess Hooker]

Stevie Wonder.

[Ace Cosby]

You kind of have to understand how.

[Josh Arnold]

Stevie began White radio. That's where the money was. That's what it still is.

[Chick McGee]

Rolling Stone music. Now follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee and Jess Hooker are here. There's Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

Real quick, I'll tell you. Valentine's Day almost here, but you can still get Steven Singer Jewelers 24 Karat gold dipped roses in time. And is the shipping 25 or is it free?

[Christy Lee]

Free.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, it's free. Shop now only ati hate stevensinger.com.

[Christy Lee]

There'S Ace Cosby with a joke of the day coming down the pike. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick McGee. The one must emphasize the simple fact.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, one must.

[Josh Arnold]

That Valentine's Day is on a Friday.

[Pat Godwin]

It is. So from today, do you guys have your gifts? Everybody in this room.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Needs to buy a gift.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was speaking.

[Chick McGee]

Don't put up with that.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff. You're reminding me that I may take care of this with Mr. Singer, when I get off here. The larger point here is because it's on a Friday. If you blow this, fellas, you have a weekend of sorrow.

[Christy Lee]

If you blow this, she will not.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't go down vulgar road, but I think chica does raise a good point. Yeah. So just pay close attention and we'll give you some more tips on Valentine's Day. Now we have a correction to make.

[Chick McGee]

What did I say wrong?

[Christy Lee]

If we start making corrections, it's all we'll do.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I was wrong. I thought gazpacho was Italian.

[Pat Godwin]

I did, too.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's Spanish.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but it's still a cold soup.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't act like you're the emperor of Spain. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I knew I've had gazpacho.

[Chick McGee]

How did you like it? Because it is a cold soup.

[Ace Cosby]

It's like eating salsa in a soup.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

What? It's like, I always kind of assumed.

[Chick McGee]

That'S what it would be like.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it. I've had it a lot.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you. And Vicious SW is a cold soup as well. You were correct.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never had that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, thanks. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Have you guys ever had. I know this isn't a cold soup, but have you ever had borscht?

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, the great taste of beet and soup.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to try.

[Pat Godwin]

What is it?

[Jess Hooker]

I would, too.

[Chick McGee]

It's like beet soup sometimes, like a swirl of sour cream.

[Josh Arnold]

It's most usually served in gulags.

[Ace Cosby]

Very rushing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You rarely see it at a fancy restaurant.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It's like.

[Pat Godwin]

I love beats.

[Josh Arnold]

You're having the chateaubriand for two and the borscht. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No beets for you.

[Christy Lee]

No beets. I beat beets if I see them.

[Chick McGee]

I've really grown to love them.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And as a kid, it was. If you named a food. I would never want to eat my turnips.

[Christy Lee]

You're a turnip guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I love the turnip boy.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I. I know I've had them.

[Christy Lee]

You know, somebody will go, he shoplifts turnips every time he goes to the store.

[Jess Hooker]

It's from that family, though.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's radishes. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those are delicious.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's a tuber thief is what he is.

[Josh Arnold]

He is what we were correcting to get off the food thing for just a second.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir. Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin is doing his. He's recording his live performance. This is very exciting. In Provo, Utah, Saturday evening for the Dry Bar comedy special.

[Christy Lee]

So there's no Go backs on this. There's no retakes. No. It's all live.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a little bit nervous, so you say you're wearing your. What is it? Aloysius.

[Jess Hooker]

Metal sentient genesis. The patron saint of actors.

[Josh Arnold]

Saint Genesius.

[Jess Hooker]

Comedians.

[Josh Arnold]

And you said it was these patron saint of atheists. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. My uncle must have been messing with me.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

No, no one. I'm a heathen.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Ace Cosby]

He is the patron saint of tortured souls. Tortured victims. Yes. You are that.

[Jess Hooker]

I am a tortured soul.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. So. But you wear that for good luck during your shows. Just shows.

[Jess Hooker]

I wear it at just shows.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's great. Now you are wearing it today day.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So do you. If you have a show, do you start wearing it the day before or.

[Ace Cosby]

No, just you consider this a show. So you do it every day?

[Josh Arnold]

Every morning. Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I get it. Okay. Yeah. I was just thinking live show.

[Josh Arnold]

And was this presented to you. Was this presented to you by Uncle Dipso?

[Jess Hooker]

Uncle Jimmy. And it was 1999, two weeks before he passed.

[Ace Cosby]

It was his favorite uncle. What are you doing?

[Jess Hooker]

He gave it to me. Take the medal.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Jess Hooker]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? What is it?

[Christy Lee]

I have no doubt that's the way you remember it.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the old Woody Allen joke? Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

This watch. This watch is very special. On his deathbed, my grandfather sold me this watch.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That is one of the greatest jokes of all time.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now it's a. It's trivia time. Chick is kind of Anglophile. Anglophile. Yeah. But likes the. Yeah. I'm going to play just a little snippet of this. And the Beatles I think you'll recognize. Not the Beatles.

[Christy Lee]

Cliff Richard?

[Ace Cosby]

Rick Asley.

[Josh Arnold]

No, none of the. None of the above. But here. Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Play it for you, Gail Garnett. I think we should only ask Jess because the rest of us know it's all the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, all the young dudes.

[Pat Godwin]

But I wasn't paying attention.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Okay, one more time. I want you to pay attention to the very first words that they come at you. Real quick. Here it goes. Three, two.

[Chick McGee]

Perfect. Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

I got no idea what he's saying.

[Chick McGee]

And when you're stealing clothes from Marks and Sparks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. It's a department store.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that's the.

[Christy Lee]

But it's not the name of it. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the nickname. Marks and Spencer.

[Ace Cosby]

Right In Durham. Are we going to that story?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the only reason we're doing the story.

[Ace Cosby]

So you could play Matthew.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. Go ahead, Mr. Tentative. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here's part two of the question. Yeah, that is Mattha Hoople, right? Great song. And do you know who wrote it, Ms. Hooker?

[Pat Godwin]

I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like one of his songs. You know what?

[Jess Hooker]

I'll give you a hint. Oh, yeah?

[Pat Godwin]

Will you do it again? Is it Mick Jagger?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the worst hint I've ever seen this man.

[Jess Hooker]

It's from one has tasted.

[Josh Arnold]

McJimmy.

[Pat Godwin]

Elton John.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's not a bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Again. Who knows?

[Jess Hooker]

I'll do another one. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

How about this?

[Josh Arnold]

That is the worst. Those are two terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you'll get this.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The baby. Forget about the baby.

[Josh Arnold]

Here, I'll give you a good hint.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that is a good hint. If you are of a certain age.

[Josh Arnold]

Ground control to Major Tom.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, now you have to leave.

[Ace Cosby]

David Bowie.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the Goblin.

[Ace Cosby]

Changes.

[Pat Godwin]

I did think David Bowie.

[Josh Arnold]

What was your first hint, Pat?

[Ace Cosby]

What the hell is that from?

[Jess Hooker]

That's from a live version.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think that was a hint. I think he just wanted to do.

[Pat Godwin]

That, you know what know David Bowie was gay. That's why I didn't say David Bowie.

[Chick McGee]

He was whatever he wanted to be.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe he was what they call a pansexual.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

No, yeah, he was married.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

[Pat Godwin]

I was right to think that there.

[Chick McGee]

Were rumors of he and Mick.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Especially after you watch that Dancing in the Streets video.

[Pat Godwin]

There's rumors about you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there are.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there should be. I, I, I'll. Whatever is in front of me.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

So the only reason I.

[Christy Lee]

Remind me to stand behind him.

[Josh Arnold]

I played that was because. Because Marks and Spencer. I mean, there's. I'm trying to think. I was trying to think of a. A store that has a nickname here, like a chain.

[Chick McGee]

Target. Does that count?

[Josh Arnold]

That's the closest I could think of.

[Christy Lee]

What about Wally World?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Wally World.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for Walmart.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Bloomies.

[Christy Lee]

Bloomingdale's.

[Chick McGee]

Bloomies.

[Ace Cosby]

My mom calls it Bloomies, Nordies or Nordstrom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I've heard that. Well, Marks and Sparks and in the news. I mean, unfortunately, you're gonna be upset about the story.

[Ace Cosby]

Of course you are. Because there's no reason to do this. Except for it has a reason for you to play that song and B, feces in it. So, yes, a woman was showered with feces after a toilet pipe exploded in a UK supermarket.

[Chick McGee]

So it's Skid Marks and Sparks.

[Ace Cosby]

The unfortunate shopper was browsing.

[Christy Lee]

I was. All right, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

The food hall of a Marks and Spencer in Durham when an overhead pipe exploded, covering her in the excrement.

[Chick McGee]

This is awful.

[Ace Cosby]

The food hall was left open for shopping, but aisles nearby were cordoned off for cleaning. Oh, and her shopping was reportedly paid for in her clothes, dry cleaned by the store.

[Josh Arnold]

See, in the. In the United States, there would be five attorneys and she'd, you know it would know her name would be on the store and she would own it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Showered in poop. Wow. An excuse to play the great song, all the Young Dudes.

[Ace Cosby]

Great song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Terrific live version of that also. I highly recommend it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Matthew Hoople have any other radio hits?

[Pat Godwin]

What are you saying?

[Jess Hooker]

Mott mot1 spitting twice shy and I.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T know what it means.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, it's Ian Hunter. But that's one of the. It was back when they used to go by different names for their bands. Were saying moth like Derek and the Doctor.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in here.

[Ace Cosby]

Ian Hunter was here.

[Christy Lee]

Of course he was. And of course you remember it. You don't remember.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't remember really know what day.

[Christy Lee]

It is, but you can remember stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's true. Very good, Very good. Long way to check. Yeah, he was in here. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Don't have the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Very interesting guy, I want to say. Didn't he do Cleveland Rocks on. I think he wrote the Drew Carey Show.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's President United States did that. I thought. No, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it could be. I don't remember. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You can check. Christie's been Googling up a storm over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead, we'll find out.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

In the meantime, we have Ms. Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Cleveland Rocks, Drew Carey Show. Who did it?

[Josh Arnold]

We're looking at a new recipe for Ms. Hooker. And you brought in some food this morning.

[Pat Godwin]

I did. I brought in two dips. Original recipes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we're here.

[Christy Lee]

Where do we go?

[Jess Hooker]

Eat me, I'm a dip.

[Ace Cosby]

Presidents of the United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Pot usa, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. You called that.

[Christy Lee]

What is it? She's alone.

[Josh Arnold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Text us at 888-262-866.

[Christy Lee]

One more.

[Josh Arnold]

Bob and Tom next.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Jess Hooker joins us.

[Ace Cosby]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

We've got super bowl dip on the way. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

He's at the IH Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick Magee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello. The Super Bowl Dip. Sounds like a dance.

[Chick McGee]

It does.

[Josh Arnold]

The Super Bowl Shuffle. Now the Super Bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's nothing like the Freddy, though.

[Chick McGee]

We dip.

[Josh Arnold]

You dip the Freddy. By the way, we're talking about Mott the Hoople, the band. Ian Hunter, the.

[Christy Lee]

Wouldn't you agree that Mattha Hoople was known more for their odd name than they were for anything creative?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, I think so. I would agree.

[Josh Arnold]

All the Young Dudes. Great tune. And then Cleveland Rocks. Ian Hunter from that band wrote that. I guess the version on the TV show the President's. Okay, but great song. Great song. And we were playing it in because we had a very special story coming out of a Marks and Spencer in the uk.

[Chick McGee]

I've never been in. I lived there for four months or so. I never went to one of those. Did you guys?

[Josh Arnold]

It's kind of a department store.

[Ace Cosby]

Been there?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Never been to London.

[Christy Lee]

Went to Harrods.

[Ace Cosby]

September.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I'll do that in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. Harrods was.

[Christy Lee]

Who packed Thanksgiving?

[Chick McGee]

It felt like Miracle on 34th Street.

[Christy Lee]

I always packed and I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and we were talking about nicknames for department stores.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Target, Nordies. Nordies.

[Chick McGee]

Hordies is funny here.

[Josh Arnold]

There was Targeto, which was four.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay, let's move on, shall we?

[Christy Lee]

Two days in a row.

[Josh Arnold]

What's true? So people called it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I've not heard that.

[Pat Godwin]

I haven't either. I think it depends on the location.

[Josh Arnold]

It was a location.

[Christy Lee]

It depends on who you are.

[Josh Arnold]

Assumed that.

[Chick McGee]

But it's awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, life is awful. Get used to it. People say things. I don't invent this stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

Police in Las Vegas are investigating a fight that broke out at the Adult Video News Awards. The AVNs.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding. You've been talking about the AVNs all this time? For years. I didn't realize it stood for Adult Video News. Yeah, they've got their own paper.

[Chick McGee]

It was like the Variety of, you know, the Variety magazine for Hollywood. AVN was essentially that for porn. When I saw the first episodes, they were like sides of Billboard magazines. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They were like trades. I mean, they're trade. It was a trade publisher. Reviews and. Yeah. Interviews.

[Josh Arnold]

Like want ads, I assume.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Like any kind of trade publication usually has openings and I only saw one.

[Chick McGee]

Once and then I was like, oh, yeah, no, I'm not this into porn.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I was just about to ask if you'd ever. I assume they have subscriptions, probably.

[Chick McGee]

No, I've never. I saw one at a porn store. The guy on the counter was looking at it. The guy at the counter. And I go, oh, I've never actually seen one. Can I thumb through this?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, he had to look up what movies.

[Chick McGee]

He was actually using it for business. Right. Because all the releases were in there.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but have you. You've attended this, is that correct?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was the comedian that was.

[Chick McGee]

We know a lot of comedians who've hosted it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Schimmel.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The late, great Robert Schimmel.

[Chick McGee]

Jim Norton hosted, I believe, April Macy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's it.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Televised every year, so.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

On Showtime?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In the spring.

[Ace Cosby]

According to tmz, the altercation broke out at the Virgin Hotels, Las Vegas, where.

[Chick McGee]

That's funny.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. There's really a place called the Virgin Hotel?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, there's a Virgin Cruise Line.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that guy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's that.

[Josh Arnold]

You suppose that they said, this will be funny? There isn't not a hymen in sight in that place.

[Ace Cosby]

Get ready, because the names are gonna make him go off.

[Chick McGee]

I'll see if I recognize any of them.

[Ace Cosby]

Mr. J. Playhard.

[Chick McGee]

I don't recognize.

[Ace Cosby]

An adult film content producer got into a heated argument with a man who goes by the name Stay Ready, Stay Ready.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't they call him Mister? Is he mister Stay Ready?

[Ace Cosby]

Just says Stay Ready here, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

On the New York Times. I sure would call him Mr. Stay Ready.

[Ace Cosby]

Stay Ready. Is the husband of porn star Kendra Cox.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not familiar. Picture. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Thumbs up for me and she spells.

[Ace Cosby]

Cox with a K. And a K. Kendra with a K. Cox with a.

[Josh Arnold]

K. O, K, O, X.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Not. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Video shows Stay Ready walking up to Play Hard in the casino, saying something to him before punching him in the head.

[Chick McGee]

Geez.

[Ace Cosby]

Police are investigating the matter.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's unfortunate. It's supposed to be a night of celebrity celebration and honoring.

[Josh Arnold]

So we're a. So these two guys are both in the porno business?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And the one guy's married to a porn star. I wonder if the other guy made a movie with her and if that was the big beef.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Maybe. But if you're in the porn industry and you are a jealous person.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the famous scene.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly. Boogie Nights.

[Josh Arnold]

Boogie Nights were the guys. That's my wife.

[Chick McGee]

But that poor guy's Just a lighting dude or whatever. Or the cameraman. Yeah. He didn't want to be cheated. I know. It's a very pathetic William H. Macy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's so great.

[Chick McGee]

It is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I always love the porno titles that are takeoffs on real movies. Sure. Like, instead of Eight Men out, it's Eight Men In. You know, that sort of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Respect her gadgets.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

That is good.

[Josh Arnold]

It. So have you. You said you've viewed this lady? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's a picture with the story on. She's pretty. Yeah. My, my. Look, no one wants to hear this, but my porn heyday is way past me. I don't. I don't know a lot of the current. I know a couple.

[Pat Godwin]

You're letting us down, John.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Let me ask you this. Are you. What's the word I'm looking for? Are you not fixated, but the particular era where you grow up watching up a lot of porn, is that your sweet spot? Do you like to go back to that? Is there like a nostalgia basin?

[Chick McGee]

A little bit? Nostalgia basin is great.

[Josh Arnold]

Nostalgia basin. Is that a word?

[Chick McGee]

It's a terrific. It is now. And that will be. That should be widely used. I look at porn is kind of like Saturday Night Live. The people you grew up with, those are your favorites. Derek Norman.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

Chevy Chase.

[Josh Arnold]

And I've said for years, I imagine there's probably someone that maybe came up in the video cassette era that likes their porn on videotape and that's part of the ritual.

[Chick McGee]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I'm guessing.

[Chick McGee]

I know if I hear a mode on my twitch.

[Ace Cosby]

When do you hear it doesn't happen very often anymore.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes whenever I watch the Net.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying to find a photograph of Ms. Cox.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I don't think it should be very hard if you just.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's very hard.

[Ace Cosby]

Type in Kendra Cox.

[Josh Arnold]

Is anyone in that business use their actual name?

[Chick McGee]

You know, there was. Oh, hey. Good Lord.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a lot going on there.

[Chick McGee]

You think Budweiser paid for that?

[Josh Arnold]

I doubt it.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Mama.

[Chick McGee]

She's patriotic.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I like her. And what I like about her is real women can look at her.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look, I mean, she's. I don't know about her boobs. I.

[Pat Godwin]

They look real.

[Chick McGee]

They look real to me, too.

[Ace Cosby]

There's no way, no time.

[Chick McGee]

I think so. I think so, too, but would a doctor look at her and say, you're Jess? If a doctor looked at her, would he go, you're about 30 pounds overweight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you're obese.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sure that they would, but she looks like she's probably six feet tall.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, the thing about it is.

[Josh Arnold]

She'S a tall woman.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not saying think she's unhealthy. I just like that real women can look at her and go, oh, yeah, guys like it.

[Pat Godwin]

I, I, yeah, I love everything about her.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's more silicone in her lips than her boobs.

[Chick McGee]

You might be right there.

[Josh Arnold]

She's got those in this picture. She's got, she's got the big fish lips. Looks got hit in the face with.

[Christy Lee]

An ore. Those fake eyelashes have really taken off too, haven't they? I mean, everybody has those now.

[Ace Cosby]

Those apparently are real.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Those might be the only, the only fake things on her. The eyelashes and the lips.

[Pat Godwin]

I think so those are real breasts. 100%.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, I just googled it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they are the size, they're the size of volleyballs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but, but I bet there's breasts.

[Pat Godwin]

That are that big.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there are.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a great joke. I can't do volleyball. Don't you love it when you have a great line? You go, if I say that, I'll never work again. Okay, sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, if you aren't blessed with breasts like me as Cox, there are some women out there who are boosting theirs with non surgical procedure dubbed the vampire breast lift.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we come back with that story? Had you heard of this before?

[Ace Cosby]

I had not.

[Josh Arnold]

I hadn't either.

[Christy Lee]

We thought we had the vampire facial.

[Josh Arnold]

Not the Boo Bl and the vampire facial. There were in some cases with certain salons, there were serious issues with blood transfusions or something.

[Ace Cosby]

This actually is approved by the fda.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but this is weird. I just think it's a terrible name for it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

What is a vampire breast lift? The vampire breast lift. Yikes. Well, we'll find out what that's all about. Right now, I want to remind you, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, we're a week away from Valentine's Day. And our main guy for Valentine's Day, of course, is Steven Singer at Stephen Singer Jewelers. Stephen Singer's got a whole bunch of cool stuff all the time, every day of the year. But as he said, this is the season. And Steven's got special backup right now because he knows he's gonna be getting a lot of orders and he would be begging you to please get the orders in today because they're gonna be swamped next week. So the way to do it is to go to ihatestevensinger.com sometime today. You can do it right now if you want and peruse the catalog. Of course. The number one gift right now are those flowers over there. That flower is dipped. It's a real rose, by the way, dipped in 24 karat gold. This year's special event is the peacock teal rose. And that's 79 bucks. And by the way, the shipping is free. It comes in a beautiful gift box with a card. I just had a guy sent a really nice letter. He's already got his and was very excited to see it, ready to give it to his wife. Coming up a week from today on Valentine's Day. Of course, you can't go wrong with diamonds. And Stephen has some really good value out there in the world of bracelets, necklaces and earrings. The At Last bracelet, that's your favorite, right, Christy?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, it's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Check out the At Last bracelet. And again, as I've said many times, it's a Friday. If you blow this, fellas, your weekend is really going to be difficult. Oh, Susie called and she got a beautiful bracelet. What did you get me? I got you some flowers from the grocery store that are dead already. Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

And an oven. M.

[Josh Arnold]

Cook me something. Yeah, you're gonna get poisoned. Okay, so free shipping, of course. Lots of cool stuff in the catalog. I hate stevensinger.com. even stuff for you dog lovers. And also, you want to get a nice valentine present for your kids. He's got some really cool necklaces and bracelets for kids including kind of a dog themed stuff. It's great. I hate stephensinger.com. you'll hear me talk about it for years. Do yourself a favor, check it out. You will thank us. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. You. We've got some great stuff coming up. I'm really excited about some of these stories. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I think it might, might be time to start our super bowl pregame. We've got our dip coming. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Christy Lee's here. Jess Hooker's organizing the food. There's Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. Tom. Here he is right, right now. Here's Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that on? Oh, there we go. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta get this thing unstuck.

[Chick McGee]

Ghosts in the machine.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much. I can't wait for the ladies to get back in here, because I've got a technical question for them.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Is it about, like, vaginas or close. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Personally, I love that song by the who talking about my van. People try to stick it in.

[Chick McGee]

When that came out, did you guys lose your mind? Minds?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I told you what I think about that album. I thought it was the greatest hits album when they pulled out. I have no idea who's next.

[Chick McGee]

Is a. Is a desert island.

[Christy Lee]

Unbelievable. Every song.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's. That is the best. I've got a technical question for you ladies. Christy Lee, in a matter of moments, this is a topic you have brought up before.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I need a little. I need. Need a little bit of clarity on it. But I want to wait for Ms. Hooker to get here, and she is doing something that she always does for us, which is make delicious food. And she has created, apparently, some dip in honor of the super bowl that we get to try. So I certainly am looking forward to that.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, I just learned something. A disparity between men and women in a way that I was told yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, brain size.

[Chick McGee]

And I wanted to. Yes. Guys have to be way smaller.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, did you know that if you and I went to go get a pedicure today, they would charge me a little more than you?

[Ace Cosby]

I did not know.

[Chick McGee]

I was told that they charge more for men.

[Ace Cosby]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Because they assumption. Yes. The assumption is that it's more. Because we don't get them done as often. Yeah, they're probably a little more. They're probably more unpleasant.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Really?

[Christy Lee]

So it's almost hazard pay now.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you. This is. Is a haircut cut.

[Chick McGee]

Obviously, for women, it's way more.

[Josh Arnold]

And every day, I'll say to Kelly, oh, you got a haircut today. And she looks at me like, I. No. That. The word haircut is not used. It's. You get my mom. My mom would always. I got my hair done. But they do. They do more than just I say.

[Ace Cosby]

I got my haircut.

[Josh Arnold]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I think Beyonce queen bee says, I got my hair did. I believe. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, she got a blowout. What do you. I mean, what does she.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. But, I mean, there's lots of different things that a lady. The ladies do. But, I mean, there's not the disparities. Price. Oh. Is.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not complaining a lot, because women obviously have to spend a ton more money on stuff like that than guys do. But maybe it's like back in the day when a woman went to go buy a car. They can, you know, take advantage of them.

[Ace Cosby]

If we're going to talk about this subject. That's interesting, though, there are some companies that to this day will not come out and give you an estimate if your husband isn't home. And I would like to say this, I would. That is bull, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's insane.

[Ace Cosby]

I've had this happen three times in the last two weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is it. Was it because they don't want to have to explain it to you? Three times.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, Tom. It's the most sexist, antiquated joke that is.

[Chick McGee]

I can't.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't believe they do it, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe that. That I would almost guarantee that's not company policy.

[Ace Cosby]

It is. I've asked and I have said to the, I said to the lady the other day, I go, I, I am beyond pissed right now because I can make decisions on my own.

[Chick McGee]

And did she go, this is why we want to talk to the men.

[Jess Hooker]

Women just go, their tempers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Boy, they're always just so hard.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's. I am not. I could call names right now.

[Chick McGee]

What if you're single woman?

[Ace Cosby]

If you're a. Well, they ask you that.

[Chick McGee]

You're not, you're not allowed to get the service done.

[Ace Cosby]

Who's on. Who's on the deed to your home? That's what she asked me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that might. They may need to know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Why Jump First national bank business.

[Chick McGee]

Women really shouldn't be owning homes.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now we're in trouble.

[Jess Hooker]

Not putting your names on things.

[Josh Arnold]

Talking about.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I was so mad. Still mad.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now we had an interesting topic I want to return to in just a few minutes.

[Christy Lee]

What happened to our fun show?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry, sorry. We were talking about the, the AVN Awards. This is the adult video news. So this is, this is the, the organized Pornography awards. Adult cinema, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And do they still call it adult. It's adult video, I guess because it's digital and branding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not going to change it, do they? Do. I mean, I, I'm, I've never watched them or whatever. Do they do like classic, like, do they go, you know, do they have like the Thalberg Award, like, for the, the finest career time achievement?

[Chick McGee]

They do, yes. Yeah. I wonder who won this year. But they do. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's a hall of fame.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a porno hall of fame.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if there's a brick and mortar place that you can go. But there is a. An Avian hall of Fame. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta have Vanessa Del Rio in there. She's probably. She was probably a first ballot.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet it's a lot more expensive to go if you want to go in the back door at the.

[Christy Lee]

There are. There are hundreds of people in the AVN hall of Fame.

[Chick McGee]

Nina Hartley in there. She must be.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let's see. I'm sure it is.

[Chick McGee]

Nina Hartley actually does good work for couples.

[Christy Lee]

Nina Hartley is in.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

So we'll have to wait for Ms. Hooker before we can.

[Christy Lee]

Holy heck. There are.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a song, Pat, you'll give me the look.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no. I was Josh's porn, not addiction. But I used to be your love for it. Yeah, in the past. So you get for the most.

[Josh Arnold]

But, but. And I was asking you if, If. Let me. I guess this might be the proper word. Is the. The erotic cinema of that era a better trigger for you than contemporary erotica? If you.

[Chick McGee]

I will always have an affinity for the stars. The porn stars that I watched during my formative years.

[Ace Cosby]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

And, and you mentioned that I, I, I've always wondered. I know that I. Maybe some psychiatrist out there has experienced this in which one of their clients or patients has to have their porno from a certain era and it has to be on a vcr. And you were saying that a certain sound you associated with.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'll. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, here we go. Get buttered up.

[Christy Lee]

Get buttered up.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a coming. The sound. The sound of the modem. That was the era when you discovered online porno. You had to.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what it was. Yeah. Yeah, that's. It was new and I was of the age.

[Josh Arnold]

When did the DVDs of porn get phased out? And I think they.

[Christy Lee]

They followed pretty much the. Yeah. The trend. I don't. Of streaming and anything got earlier to any type of any genre got earlier than any other.

[Josh Arnold]

Now will that go away now that half the states in America have restrictions on.

[Ace Cosby]

On the age.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they have. I forget how it works. I know. I.

[Ace Cosby]

You have to prove you're over 18.

[Chick McGee]

You always had to. At the physical. Physical stores.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you do? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. 14 year old couldn't go in and rent a porn.

[Josh Arnold]

And what was the name of the store you used to go to?

[Chick McGee]

Spanky's was one of them. And Award Video was the.

[Christy Lee]

Now Spankies had like mainstream movies as well, right? Or.

[Chick McGee]

No, these were both exclusively. Okay. Porn. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, I did not know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, if you go to those used CD and DVD stores, do they typically have a erotic section, if you will?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I have seen some where they do. Yeah. Yeah. Even stores like, remember Fry's? There were only a few around the country, but they would have an adult section. I never told you guys this story. I don't think, but I know. And, Pat, this. This could lead into your song. Is one night I was at before the open mic at the St. Louis Funny Bone. The porn spankies was pretty close to the funny bone. And so I went there first, and I was renting some movies, and there were two guys behind the counter and they were having a conversation, and the one guy goes, yeah, I'm out of here in about an hour. And the guy goes, oh, what are you up to tonight? And he goes, me and my girlfriend are going to the St. Louis funny bone to watch some comedy. And I go, I'll see you there. Because I was on stage.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I know that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was kind of a bummer.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you feel uncomfortable knowing he was in the audience?

[Chick McGee]

No, I just went, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, now, Pat, you've got your guitar out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

[Chick McGee]

It was.

[Jess Hooker]

That was back in 97, way before Josh. Good stream. You'd have to go to Spanky's for a dirty tape or magazine down at the pawn shop he'd have to drop oh, yeah to a nasty rundown building off I65.

[Chick McGee]

Down at the porn shop.

[Jess Hooker]

The creepy clerky smile down at the porn shop where's the big booty aisle? Down at the porn shop his mom has many concerns when she makes his return turns down at the porn shop Porn shop, yeah. Looking around the place, Josh can't believe his eyes look at this one. Videos of butts and boobies Every color, every size down at the pawn shop Whip back in Su or you where he took his pants off in the video. Bo.

[Chick McGee]

We had guests over down at the.

[Jess Hooker]

Porn shop it ain't so discreet down.

[Josh Arnold]

At the porn shop.

[Jess Hooker]

Your butcher's beating the meat down at the. Josh won't leave the house, doesn't need a hooker spouse out of the porn.

[Josh Arnold]

Shop Porn shop da da da. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

What happens now? I just go, there are way other. There are so many other things I could be. I want to do as opposed to just.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Desire wanes as we get older, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And I think you go, oh, no, my time is limited on this earth. I'm going to try to get some.

[Josh Arnold]

Things done Now I know that we have the Academy Awards coming up and this pornography award show, the AVNs, you know, they getting up there and thanking their parents.

[Chick McGee]

They do. Oh, yes, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's an industry, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

It is. And it's not as taboo as you.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean it has to be fairly.

[Ace Cosby]

Awkward as you make it to be.

[Christy Lee]

It's a multiple billion dollar business.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. I'm saying the awards ceremony, I'm just saying a guy up there in a tux going, I just want to thank everybody who helped me out with all hands on dick, our tribute to pt 69. And fellas, thank you very much. I mean, come on, that is embarrassing.

[Chick McGee]

But it's only embarrassing to you. It's not to them.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have it?

[Chick McGee]

I watch it because of the categories I find very humorous. See, this is one of the cases where Ace actually is more schooled in the awards themselves because you've seen multiple. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they do the pre show, do they have like them walking on the pink carpet? They've got. Who's the guy who's always on the red carpet carpet that'd be sure you don't have.

[Chick McGee]

Melissa Rivers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Melissa Rivers on the pink carpet.

[Chick McGee]

They say, who are you wearing? Yeah. Also it is very much like, well.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess at that thing, who aren't.

[Christy Lee]

You wearing or who are you almost wearing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Well, coming up, I have a question that kind of revolves around this, but we'll get back to that in a few minutes. We go back to the SILAC insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Ace Cosby]

Who knew. But apparently well endowed men struggle with self esteem issues. Some say that most dream of having a large male member. Guys. But if you're in the group of the very well endowed, having a large penis can be more of a curse. Some well endowed men have shared their penis related relationship woes onto Reddit with users often offering their antidotes. Like three relationships I have had ended do at least in part because my male member was too long.

[Chick McGee]

That is a shame.

[Ace Cosby]

And saddest was when the woman I married said she enjoyed sex. Then about two months into the marriage admitted I was way too big and sex constantly hurt her.

[Chick McGee]

That's awful.

[Ace Cosby]

That's horrible.

[Chick McGee]

You want to be sexually compatible, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Other cited self esteem issues saying women are just shallow as men and will talk to your penis without bothering to make eye contact.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I don't believe that.

[Chick McGee]

I don't understand.

[Ace Cosby]

And that they felt objectified by potential partners.

[Chick McGee]

That's really interesting. Interesting that guys have that they feel that way.

[Josh Arnold]

The only downside I've always found was skinny dipping.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's what gets them. Yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Like a rudder.

[Chick McGee]

Or is it more of an anchor.

[Josh Arnold]

Mistaken for an eel?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. In fact, some of those blurry nessie photos are actually Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Other issues included needing to buy a larger pant size for the lower inseam.

[Josh Arnold]

And then stretching out the top of your sock.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a shame.

[Ace Cosby]

And hot days being a problem. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, these hot days sure are night sweats.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if there's a judge out there who. Back in the day when divorces had to be contested, some woman came in and said, your honor, I have to leave him because his male member is too large. That'll be when you go home and tell the wife. You're not gonna believe what happened today. Hey, lady walked in.

[Chick McGee]

My dad said while they were. He was in the army, the drill sergeant was going around checking everybody's out uniforms, making sure they were all up to snuff and everything. And you could see one guy's bulge. He was so well endowed. And the drill sergeant for minutes just berated him for having too big of a.

[Ace Cosby]

Like he could control that.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right. What are you supposed to do? He's just gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how John Holmes was discovered in the army. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I remember reading that. There was. There's an interesting book about. He's the. He's the guy they based whatchamaclar. Yeah, yeah. Dirk Diggler. Now that you're back here, before we get to the appetizer here, I have a technical question for you.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And this may reflect more on me than on you guys, we were looking at the photographs of Ms. Cox. What was her name again?

[Ace Cosby]

Kendra Cox.

[Josh Arnold]

Kendra Cox.

[Ace Cosby]

Both with K's.

[Josh Arnold]

And both chick and I went, those boobs are fake.

[Ace Cosby]

They're real.

[Josh Arnold]

You insist that they're real.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, neither of you ladies are. Would be considered flat chested. However, I know you know women who might be right do flat chested women. The analogy would be to bald guys. Like where I always go, that's a toupee. Do flat chested women always go, those boobs are fake? In other words, do they develop a. I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess I don't care.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I don't. I don't care. It's only when you guys say it that I'm gonna call you out and go, no, you're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

That's a fair question, Tom. But I don't think women.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

I think women are way better at knowing if they're real or fake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And I think women who are flat chested. If they wanted them they would get them. And they don't care.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They're not as. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah. For example I watched the commercial for the super on the super bowl with Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan. Yes. Which is. And it's really well done. I'm not gonna spoil it. I thought it was great. I'm a fan. Meg looks great. But I did. I thought that the toupee that Mr. Crystal was wearing was really obviously because you lack hair.

[Pat Godwin]

The first thing that your eye is drawn to.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. That's my question.

[Chick McGee]

What you're not taking into an account is not all bald guys care are that worried about it. They're not. They're not as well. I saw a still of Billy Crystal from that commercial. I would never have guessed.

[Pat Godwin]

I wouldn't have either.

[Ace Cosby]

I didn't either.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought at first it was a dead muskrat on his head.

[Pat Godwin]

But. But you know what? Whenever. When I will always appreciate a beautiful chest if I'm just like man, that's you. Good job. Those are great knockers and hammers. Yeah. But I mean I guess party bags.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm always.

[Josh Arnold]

But I know.

[Pat Godwin]

But I don't. But I don't want them.

[Josh Arnold]

And you ladies are both perfectly acceptable in that realm. Help me get out of this chick. Chick is letting me die.

[Christy Lee]

Uncomfortable moment that I'm enjoying now.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up we have this. This is leading to this other story we have. I. I had never heard of this.

[Ace Cosby]

Can just give me the real BBL Vampire breast lift.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a new thing out there I guess the vampire breast lift. And it's approved by whatever the FDA and it's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's. It's enhanced natural way to enhance your own.

[Josh Arnold]

Enhance boost. And it's not like an exercise or fake thing. I'm the Internet one huge boob. So we'll find out. We'll find out what that is all about.

[Chick McGee]

You can just not care for it. You don't have to comment.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's gonna be. I. I keep saying to suck. I have to be reminded about calendar dates all the time. I'm terrible at remembering everything.

[Ace Cosby]

Today is Valentine's Day.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Therefore. Ergo Mr. McGee Raycon Everyday Earbuds be.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

It's a real thing. We'll find out about that. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Rock.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Jess Hooker is here with super bowl dip. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Hello, Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Thank you very much. We were talking about something that was concerning me, was bothering me, I guess. Yeah, I think that's always our topic, which is. That's true, fortunately. You ever seen that show Ms. Hooker called is it Cake?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's. If you haven't seen it, these the contestants will fashion a cake out and make it look like some other object.

[Pat Godwin]

Anything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's. I don't know how edible the cakes are, but it's mostly fondant. If you ask me, it's more like sculpture, but it really is amazing. Then the contestants have to from a distance, go. Okay. Is that really the Lombardi trophy or is it cake?

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That it's that kind of right thing. I think I could be on a show called Is it a Toupee?

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, just it's My one. My one gift. Okay. I think I can spot him. I'm pretty good at it. It.

[Christy Lee]

You're really not. That one comedian who came in here had a toupee, and it was so. And you said, no, no, that's not real. I mean, that's. That's. That's not a toupee. And. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That's a really good one.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Now we've had a couple really bad ones in here. I don't want to mention any lead singers.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Okay, babe, let's move on. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He does have a Batman.

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm not going to be the one that says Dennis DeYoung. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, sir, not me.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that all day.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember the one Tony Bennett had at the end of his life?

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Looked like a crash helmet. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm. I'm off topic.

[Jess Hooker]

Even Sinatra.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That was a. Too big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Best one in show business is Steve Martin.

[Jess Hooker]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Pat Godwin]

I had no idea.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a beauty.

[Chick McGee]

Same.

[Ace Cosby]

It is a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a nice one.

[Christy Lee]

Now, Colin Jost, in his book, says that someone, one of the guest hosts on Saturday Night Live insisted when they were wearing wigs, that they would put a skull cap over the toupee they're wearing and then put a wig over that.

[Chick McGee]

Ah.

[Christy Lee]

And I'm. I always guess it was Steve Martin, but I haven't had that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that's verified. Yeah. That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

But so what?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Before our eyes. I see appetizers. Ms. Hooker, what did you got? What did you. What? What did you got? Did I say that?

[Pat Godwin]

What do I got?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you have over there?

[Pat Godwin]

I have a kimchi dip that I did with a tofu bay face. I creamed the tofu and added sesame seeds.

[Christy Lee]

You should see Christy's face.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. There's a lot of say.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I creamed the tofu. Yeah. Sounds like that's what you talk about. I talk about a sex.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you just turn it into a dip.

[Josh Arnold]

Which one is which here?

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking with the green?

[Christy Lee]

So this green is the kimchi?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's Kim. So, yeah. Yes, it's kimchi on top. There is. It's a. It's a rice crack with seaweed and then the kimchi dip on top.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that this guy here?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. And then I also deep fried some spring roll wrappers and made a crisp on top.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Let's give this one A shot?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Everybody gonna go at the same time.

[Ace Cosby]

Kimchi.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

It's absolutely delicious.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Thumbs up.

[Pat Godwin]

It's different. I just wanted to try something a little different than the traditional.

[Christy Lee]

It's much better than I thought it would be.

[Chick McGee]

That is fantastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm glad you guys heard.

[Josh Arnold]

It's really good. Good.

[Pat Godwin]

On top of the plate over here, I did also pickle some egg yolks in soy sauce. So if you wanted a creamier version of that apricot, would you knock it off?

[Josh Arnold]

What's the one that. What's the one that has the black little balls on it?

[Pat Godwin]

So this is so the one before that.

[Chick McGee]

We call that the Emmanuel.

[Christy Lee]

Little black balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Very, very, very unfortunate.

[Christy Lee]

Funny. Stop, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

These other two, again, you don't have to like the joke.

[Christy Lee]

I'm saying I'm laughing. That was a compliment.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

These other two chips are based off a very controversial story that we read a couple weeks ago about baked potatoes being the biggest super bowl snack. Something chick found. But this is a. So I did a true. A loaded baked potato dip. There is. There aren't any potatoes in the dip itself, but it is a sour cream baked base with chives and scallions in it and some Worcestershire. And then the toppings vary on both chips. So on one of the chips, there's cheese, bacon bits, and I also took the jackets off of some russet potatoes and fried them with butter and sprinkled those on top. So that's your loaded baked potato.

[Christy Lee]

That's this one, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so this is really elaborate.

[Christy Lee]

Not the black bald one, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the. The el.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That's literally everything you would have on a loaded baked potato.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. That's my favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And that's on a salt and pepper potato chip.

[Christy Lee]

I want to be in a vat of this and eat my way out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That good, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. And so the last one. The last one is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

Is. You guys had talked about never having caviar, and this is a very popular way to have caviar right now. It's on a lightly salted potato crisp. This is real caviar.

[Josh Arnold]

It smells very, very smooth. Sell it fishy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And how much is this?

[Josh Arnold]

Expensive.

[Pat Godwin]

You'll get the receipt later.

[Chick McGee]

But would you consider this high quality caviar?

[Pat Godwin]

It's mid range caviar.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

It's mid. It's mid. Yeah. So which is not a bad thing. You can have much, much cheaper, and then you can have very Very expensive.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's on a potato chip.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, potato chips. Potatoes are the way to do it. A lot of people put caviar with creme fraiche on a baked potato. And so I kind of took that and. And did it here in a dip. So, yeah, it's. It is sour cream with the chive base and then caviar on top. Yeah, it's all right.

[Christy Lee]

It's very salty, but it's good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good, good, good, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very salty and very fishy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So if I don't chew up the caviar, will I have fish in my belly?

[Ace Cosby]

They'll grow.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like little dad bows swimming around.

[Chick McGee]

They'll be crapping out minnows for a week.

[Christy Lee]

Holy hell.

[Pat Godwin]

So there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I would eat 50 of the first one.

[Christy Lee]

You like the first one, the kimchi, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

That was wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

I like the second one.

[Josh Arnold]

This one's a little too fishy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Too fishy for the caviar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I didn't really taste it all. Delicious. Boy, I. If I had to choose one, I'm going to the kimchi.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I'm glad you guys liked it.

[Chick McGee]

Just wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

At some point, are you going to post all these recipes and maybe someday.

[Pat Godwin]

If I ever do a book. But yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look, if Reno can sell a.

[Jess Hooker]

Book, oh my gosh, you gotta have a book.

[Josh Arnold]

If Reno has mouth, that's a good sale.

[Chick McGee]

This probably won't have typos.

[Christy Lee]

He just really didn't care.

[Ace Cosby]

Yours won't be a leaflet, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks for the inspiration. Guys.

[Josh Arnold]

We've got to get to the vampire boob thing. The so called vampire breast lift, which is a legal.

[Christy Lee]

I think we have to take a break.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, we have to take a break.

[Josh Arnold]

Semi surgical procedure coming up. All right, ladies. I had never heard of this. I had not. Never.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I better. I bet it's better than the werewolf boob job.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Too much hair. Yeah, for some.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There, of course, are those claw marks too. You know, there's. There's that, there's that fetishist.

[Christy Lee]

It's better than the Frankenstein ekg.

[Josh Arnold]

That is just, you know, you've heard the phrase, I like it hairy up there. Up there.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my goodness.

[Christy Lee]

What? What Accent offensive.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. It has to be non decipherable, yet offensive.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Catch any part of the show you.

[Christy Lee]

Missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Dollars in Cash.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Jess Hooker's here.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Christy. Ready to stab me in the neck.

[Christy Lee]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Neck, it's hurt.

[Christy Lee]

I'm six. McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

No, she doesn't want me dead. She just wants me in pain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right. Place in the neck, you're dead quick. Okay, no need to find out why. Thank you very much, Jess Hooker, for going Going to the time of trouble to make those delicious appetizers for the Super Bowl.

[Ace Cosby]

You're having a hell of a break.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for buying that caviar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Caviar, not my thing, but.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

Thousand bucks a tin.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that wasn't.

[Jess Hooker]

You told me in the green room.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not what I.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you. Did you enjoy that caviar?

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't have any, but I love.

[Ace Cosby]

Why didn't you have some?

[Jess Hooker]

I have dietary concerns. I'm too nervous to eat.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God.

[Jess Hooker]

I just threw up in the restaurant.

[Christy Lee]

It's not because that incredibly important, important big time show tomorrow night, is it?

[Josh Arnold]

You mean the career ender? I mean.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good. Right now what we're gonna do is we're gonna shift yours so thin. I've been trying to get the satellite tuned in to see if I can get it. There we go. Look at that handsome man.

[Chick McGee]

Looks good. He does look good.

[Christy Lee]

He looks ready.

[Ace Cosby]

I love the cardigan.

[Chick McGee]

I'm so ready. Hi, I'm Jeff. Oscar. How's everyone doing in there?

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man. I'm over here at the failed to mention news desk. We give you a lot of the news each week.

[Christy Lee]

Week.

[Chick McGee]

We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we have failed to mention.

[Josh Arnold]

Now here's Jeff Oskar with what you failed to mention news.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what happened to my new intro? All right, just in time for Valentine's Day. A zoo is letting you name and a roach after your ex for $10. And then they'll feed it to a reptile. What you failed to mention. Hey, if you're a person who would do this, just save yourself 10 bucks and name one of the roaches running around your trailer.

[Christy Lee]

Cut some costs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Egg prices and severe egg shortages have Americans up in arms. Well, you failed to mention the nation's cholesterol lowest levels doctors have seen in decades. The super bowl is this weekend. What? You failed to mention. Millions of people will be sitting in their homes watching Mahomes. Some like chick will watch Mahomes playing a dome all alone in his home.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

That's a lot of rhyming words in a room. A man spent 750 hours building the world fastest penny farthing. What? You failed to mention. It's easy to spend that kind of time when you don't have a wife or a girlfriend getting in the way. I guess I took that many hours to grow that horrible handlebar mustache as well. Absolute lunatic. Kanye west showed up to the Grammys with his wife who was wearing an invisible dress. What you failed to mention. Dude, you have kids. Seeing their stepmom all new. Well, I guess. Guess their real mom is all over the net. Blow. Well, you know what? None of my business. Sorry, bro. You do you king.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Ozzy Osbourne, who could no longer walk due to his advanced Parkinson's, will be reuniting with Black Sabbath, so Sharon Osborne can collect one final check for Ozzy's final concert this July. Well, you failed to mention. Will his old ass out there hand him a tambourine? All right. Finally. There was more to that. I just gave up.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I like it like my real life.

[Jess Hooker]

Give it a shot.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to hear the rest. We love you. All right, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we guess? Is there a ramp involved?

[Chick McGee]

No, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he going to. Is he going to crap his pants?

[Chick McGee]

I stopped it because I just. I said hand him a tambourine and collect the check. But I already had check in the previous setup. I hate myself.

[Ace Cosby]

It.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know. Have you just met me? And finally, Psy Phil saw a shadow. What? You failed to mention. Which means only four more years of tariffs. This is Jeff.

[Jess Hooker]

Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Jeffrey. I think he unplugged something there. Well, no, we've been promising to talk about this because we were talking about fake boobs, real boobs, boobs, etc. Etc.

[Christy Lee]

And us being boobs, of course, all the boobs.

[Josh Arnold]

But this is a legit thing. I. I had never heard of this, but go ahead, Christy.

[Ace Cosby]

Some women are boosting their busts with a non surgical procedure dubbed the vampire breast lift. 29 year old Kelsey Souls, a Manhattan based lifestyle influencer, told the New York Post she uses plasma from her own body to make her boobs bigger. She's currently undergoing multiple rounds of platelet rich plasma therapy at Cleavage clinic expecting to have a C cup.

[Josh Arnold]

So The Cleveland Clinic cleavage is being. They're doing a knockoff of the esteemed Cleveland Clinic, one of the most famous hospitals in the world and calling it the Cleavage Clinic.

[Ace Cosby]

The procedure involves draining several vials of blood, extracting the plasma with a centrifuge. The plasma is then heated, cooled into a jelly like substance that is then injected into the breast. Prices for the non invasive treatment. Sounds pretty invasive to me. Range from $2900 to $7000 with results lasting up to 3 years. PRP treatment, known in some circles as the vampire breast lift is approved by the FDA for cosmetic reasons.

[Chick McGee]

PRP can be good for people also with knee issues and back issues.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But I've never heard of it. But it has to. It's not just like. Like a blood transfusion.

[Ace Cosby]

No. It's the plasma part.

[Josh Arnold]

So they have to.

[Chick McGee]

It must promote growth in that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Or do they have to get enough of it so it turns into like some kind of a gel? Like the silicone?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's what he's. That's what she said.

[Pat Godwin]

And that's not that much cheaper than breast augmentation.

[Josh Arnold]

But I assume it's the theory behind it. I'm assuming is healthier.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not yet you're not getting whatever it is plastic stuck in your body that's leeching out.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you have to do it every three years if you want to maintain.

[Pat Godwin]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

But the name is unfortunate. Don't you think? Vampire Restless wants something catchy. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

But I think because of the blood issue. Because they have to take your blood out.

[Josh Arnold]

I know why it got the name. It just seems to me to be somewhat unappealing.

[Chick McGee]

Many would say vampires are super sexy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's the. What's the new vampire movie movie called?

[Chick McGee]

I knew Nosferatu was out.

[Josh Arnold]

So you could do nosfer. Wait a minute. What is it? How do you pronounce it?

[Chick McGee]

Nosferatu.

[Josh Arnold]

You could do. Go ahead. What do you got?

[Jess Hooker]

Big racula.

[Chick McGee]

Dracula is very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I was thinking of Nosferatas.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That's fine.

[Christy Lee]

I never cared for tatas.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And then. I don't know. I agree. A Franken boob.

[Ace Cosby]

That sounds really scary.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

It sounds like one big boob.

[Jess Hooker]

It's different than.

[Chick McGee]

Or you lost one and you took another from a dead body.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Remember Total Recall when she has three boobs?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Pat Godwin]

I loved. I. I did. Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me ask about me.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I was 10 and I know I lost my mind.

[Christy Lee]

Triple boobed girl.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Weird.

[Christy Lee]

Was it one right in the middle or three straight across?

[Chick McGee]

Straight across. Really? Oh, yeah, yeah. So one in the middle of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Christy Lee]

I would have gone in a kind of a pyramid style. One at the top and two on the bottom.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Almost bowling ball hole.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

How about one on the back? Back. No.

[Ace Cosby]

Then you could never lay down without.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your problem. I'm talking about, you know, the guys. Now, the guys got a little.

[Chick McGee]

Also, when you hug, you want one in the back. Like she's. She has a Bobby's hat.

[Josh Arnold]

Two in the back might be more difficult to lie down. I'm trying to think of the ladies here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you just said you weren't. I don't want the Quasimodo.

[Ace Cosby]

Jason has a before and after picture of the vampire breast lift.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, there you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, that looks nice natural.

[Pat Godwin]

That does.

[Ace Cosby]

Just looks like she's closer to the camera.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Jess Hooker]

Good point.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why did they do that? Give us the same.

[Pat Godwin]

And they made it just a little bit red.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. She just had her blood taken. She has a band aid.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. Oh, well, that helps.

[Jess Hooker]

I notice everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the band aid in the elbow.

[Pat Godwin]

You'Re really good at where's welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You can't tell much difference there. That's not worth the money.

[Christy Lee]

But you killed it in Highlights magazine, didn't you? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I just learned something that about. About the Frankenstein movies.

[Ace Cosby]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you ever notice that the monster that Dr. Frankenstein creates in the classic.

[Christy Lee]

Boris Karloff movie, he's called the monster?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Ever notice he walks very stiff? And I'm sure that the writer thought of that because when you age and you're a man or a woman of a certain age and you got out of bed, that's how you walk for the first couple of minutes. Is you.

[Chick McGee]

You think that's why Frankenstein.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, bathroom pee. Yeah. Yeah. You're so stiff. You can't. You don't just pop out of bed like when you were 18. What's the day got for me? You know what I'm talking about, Pat. Yeah. We both walk in here, we've been awake for an hour, and it's like.

[Jess Hooker]

Get out of the car like you're 90.

[Josh Arnold]

I started to walk like Fred Sanford. Stairway me. Take ramp. Okay. So would any of you ladies like to try? Oh, the.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm always game.

[Josh Arnold]

Vampire breast lift.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll try.

[Chick McGee]

I had PRP done on my head.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah?

[Josh Arnold]

What color?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, for hair transplant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was supposed to be. It was supposed to promote Hair growth.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Oh, did you notice anything?

[Josh Arnold]

They do it in your cheeks. Cuz your beard's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, apparently what happened is. It all ran down into my face.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that explains it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't do enough treatments. I just had the one and it was.

[Christy Lee]

It was pretty painful.

[Chick McGee]

It felt like something. Yeah. I asked her when she was due back at Guantanamo because it was brutal, but that was my experience.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, business. And Gitmo is going to be picking up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's something out there right now that the Hollywood stars are. I get an Instagram about it all the time. And something about.

[Chick McGee]

I see that.

[Christy Lee]

Too late, Rich. Something. I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Hair.

[Christy Lee]

That's supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's supposed to stimulate hair. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's what this was.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always said if anything that worked, Jeff Bezos would look like Mo Howard. That's all I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't care what his head looks like.

[Josh Arnold]

I just got rejected for another charity idea that I had.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Go on.

[Josh Arnold]

Take a booby. Leave a booby. Kind of like a. Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Take a penny.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave a penny. Yeah. It's a. Interesting idea for. To help fund these surgeries for. Ever.

[Christy Lee]

Just empty the. Yeah, Ever. Just empty the. Take a penny and put in. Put it in your pocket.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thanks.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, no, because I don't want to go to hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, good point.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you believe that's a real place? That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I would assume you think that's kind of gone down and.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, because nobody has change anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody uses change. Nobody uses money anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Yeah. And whenever you get to a place where they ask you, when you're on the machine, if they ask if you wanted to upgrade to. I really like that.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, round up.

[Josh Arnold]

Round up. I love that.

[Chick McGee]

I do, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Always do.

[Chick McGee]

If you have the means. It's a nice.

[Christy Lee]

You always round up.

[Josh Arnold]

Always.

[Ace Cosby]

You think they really give that money to charity?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they do. And they use it as a tax deduction. They're taking your money and making money.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they can have. If it's 99 cents at the most. Good. Help out a kid.

[Chick McGee]

You guys are great. Not everything's a conspiracy theory.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, it is.

[Chick McGee]

The joke. The joke being you're.

[Pat Godwin]

You're on board.

[Jess Hooker]

And I have. I have my own charity to round up to.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Jimmy Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Goes to college.

[Chick McGee]

You need to get rid of that kid.

[Pat Godwin]

He's expensive.

[Chick McGee]

He is. He's pricey.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of the big game, a lot of parties, of course, we have an unusual story about. It's one of the things that you might be cooking for the big game. And I've asked Ms. Hooker to weigh in on this because she is our resident good cook. Christy is also a fine newscaster. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm King Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm still this vampire boobs thing, really disturbing to me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, explain what I'm talking about, please.

[Ace Cosby]

Vampire breast lift is when they take your blood and they spin it down in a centrifuge to get the plasma out. They take that plasma, heat it and cool it, and it gets to be like a jelly substance and they put it back into your breasts.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they do it the same day?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Seems like it. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And is the goop that they put in there congealed or they put it.

[Ace Cosby]

In some kind of a jelly like substance. They just, just inject it with a needle.

[Chick McGee]

It's like gamma globulin. Like a gamma globulin.

[Josh Arnold]

They're vampire and they call it vampire boobs.

[Ace Cosby]

Vampire breast lift. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Now if you have those and you look in a mirror, can you see them?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Pat Godwin]

All he sees is two big boobs with like like teeth. That's what he's thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. And then go over all the vampire stuff. Oh, well, the obvious one is what if you're. If your boyfriend has garlic breath.

[Chick McGee]

There they go. Go.

[Josh Arnold]

These are all great ideas.

[Christy Lee]

You know, vampires can't come into your home unless they're invited.

[Chick McGee]

That's one of the main reasons.

[Josh Arnold]

Big deal.

[Jess Hooker]

That's like the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Big damn deal.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, have you seen.

[Pat Godwin]

Please come.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you. Have you seen the movie? And I'm forgetting everything about it, including the name. The guy from Five Easy Pieces, the guy from Flight of the Concords.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we. What we do in the Shadows.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the fake. It's a fake documentary about. Oh, did you love that contemporary? I love that Vampire.

[Christy Lee]

The movie.

[Ace Cosby]

I love the series on the series here. It's a series. It's on now.

[Josh Arnold]

That is so funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I only saw the movie. I did not watch the tv.

[Christy Lee]

The movie was. Yeah, the series is good, but the movie was really. Nobody's seen. It's vampires living together, but they have the same problems everybody else does.

[Josh Arnold]

So, I mean, what an idea.

[Jess Hooker]

That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

So funny.

[Ace Cosby]

The March Madness one. It's hysterical.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm sorry, what is the. What is the title of it again?

[Chick McGee]

What we do in the Shadows.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. Highly, highly recommended. Okay. We have a Christy Lee. She's not in the shadows.

[Ace Cosby]

Garland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

German authorities have uncovered an illicit wild garlic operation. Police in Saxony caught a whiff of the illegal operation when they passed a dark vehicle traveling with its high beams activated. After stopping to inspect, officers noticed a pungent smell coming from the trunk.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Ace Cosby]

Where they ultimately found several shopping bags full of wild garlic bulbs and harvesting tools.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna be a rotting body.

[Ace Cosby]

After determining the garlic had likely been dug up in a flood plain forest in Leipzig, officers tipped off their colleagues who conducted a bust in the area. Police seized over 220 pounds of garlic bulbs worth several thousand dollars and arrested six people in connection with the operation.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know garlic was controlled.

[Ace Cosby]

Like, I didn't either.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know it grew in the wild and was somehow more valuable. Valuable.

[Christy Lee]

You've seen those onion plants, right?

[Josh Arnold]

They're everywhere. I mean, I knew it. I. I'm saying I didn't realize that having wild garlic was like some kind of, like, wild mushroom.

[Pat Godwin]

That's like free range chicken wild garlic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I didn't realize it had almost a truffles type.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's ex. They don't need dogs to sniff it out, obviously. No.

[Ace Cosby]

You can smell it a mile away.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. The average idiot could go, smells like garlic. That's why I feel lately about around here. Driving around, you pull up next to a car and realize, wow, the amount of pot I smell coming through my windows, their windows is amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And scientists have found the way to boil the perfect boiled egg.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I saw this on tv and I didn't know there were four different ways to make a boiled egg, but there are.

[Ace Cosby]

The perfect boiled egg has a velvety yolk paired with a soft solid white, which researchers managed to achieve after cooking hundreds of eggs. Their final recipe involves transferring eggs in a steamer basket every two minutes between two bowls of water, one boiling and the other lukewarm at 86 degrees Fahrenheit for a total of 32 minutes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ace Cosby]

The egg is then cooled under running water before it gets peeled. Study author Emilia DeLorenzo said the method does dubbed periodic cooking results in an egg that you can almost spread like on butter.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right.

[Ace Cosby]

What's wrong with the regular boiled egg?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. I mean, if you like a soft boiled egg, then do a soft boiled egg.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, if you. If you work at a Michelin star restaurant, do this maybe, but not. I'm not.

[Pat Godwin]

But even they don't have this time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's insane. I mean, something this elaborate. This is like clickbait from the 1950s. The perfect housewife to make this egg.

[Christy Lee]

How to make a soft boiled egg for your man.

[Josh Arnold]

It takes 32 minutes.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Pat Godwin]

I. I would love to work here, though. That sounds fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, do you own any of those soft boiled egg holders?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm talking.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen that in the movies.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Decorative eggs.

[Ace Cosby]

They take a spoon like the queen always eats.

[Josh Arnold]

Delicious.

[Christy Lee]

They crack it in half and then scoop it out of the shell.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't have any of those little mini forks you're supposed to have.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, for shrimp.

[Josh Arnold]

Shrimp. And I don't have a grapefruit spoon. Spoon. I'm not allowed to eat grapefruit.

[Pat Godwin]

They are helpful.

[Ace Cosby]

They're great for ice cream. Like when your ice cream's so hard you can take.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chick McGee]

That's a really good ice cream.

[Christy Lee]

Put your ice cream in the microwave, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

I noticed that. What's odd about this news story other than the fact that who has the time to take 32 minutes to make an egg?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at the source of this. The Journal.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Communications engineering is the name of the journal.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds like something we should be interested in.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It sounds like they're talking about their antique collection of slide rules, not making an egg.

[Ace Cosby]

Sounds like they're talking about old transmitters or.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be cool, but 32 minutes to make an egg?

[Ace Cosby]

No, thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

And it makes it even slimier.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what she said. Spread it like butter.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't that have a weird mouth? Feel like putting worms in your mouth.

[Chick McGee]

I think she must know what she's talking. You talking about. I bet it's. It probably is amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. If you could spread an egg over toast like that, I would love that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. My top five things to eat would include deviled eggs. Way up there. Oh, I could eat. That's something where I could eat 12.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my new favorite thing at a restaurant. The deviled egg flight. It's all different ones. A bloody mary deviled egg.

[Chick McGee]

Yum.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that was my favorite one.

[Josh Arnold]

I just. I don't like the deep fried ones.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's. That's a scotch egg.

[Josh Arnold]

No, thanks. Yeah, but. Yeah, this is weird.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, with rising egg prices and shortages continuing to worry u. S. Consumers, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Know that right now a regular egg is. Is actually more expensive than a fabrice egg.

[Ace Cosby]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

You got to look that up.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Ace Cosby]

Someone has stolen about a hundred thousand eggs from a distribution trailer in south central Pennsylvania.

[Christy Lee]

That's where the money is.

[Ace Cosby]

The eggs were taken from a trailer at Pete and Jerry's. They make a fine organic.

[Chick McGee]

They do make a good.

[Josh Arnold]

They fight.

[Ace Cosby]

They did with the.

[Josh Arnold]

The ice cream guys. Ben and Jerry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Jerry needs to make up his mind.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. You stole my name, you bastard. It's on. It's off.

[Ace Cosby]

This happened on Saturday night. Police estimate the value at $40,000. And they're urging anyone with information regarding the theft to call the Chambersburg Bureau.

[Christy Lee]

40 grand sounds like what? Six eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they. This is a stupid question. I. With eggs. If you get eggs at the store, they have to go in the fridge, right?

[Pat Godwin]

If they've been washed.

[Josh Arnold]

If they've been washed.

[Pat Godwin]

If they've been washed, they have to go in the refrigerator and. But if you get fresh eggs, and as long as you don't wash them, they can stay out on the counter for months.

[Christy Lee]

Even if you watch. Even if from the store and you put them in, they'll last forever, right? Almost most.

[Pat Godwin]

There's like a float test you can do. Yeah. What A float test.

[Christy Lee]

I think if they sink, it's a.

[Chick McGee]

Bowl of water and.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, and you drop the egg in there and I. I believe I. I might have it backwards, but one way is if it. If it sinks, it's either good or not good on the opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah, so in this case, I wasn't really listening. I'm sorry. Have the police cracked the case?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, listening to forms for that. So you're just waiting to do your joke?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. If it was funny, you could have not paid it.

[Christy Lee]

See, now, this isn't me talking. This isn't me me. This is a public opinion.

[Josh Arnold]

So this is going to take some hard boiled detective work.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, police are gonna have to scramble Tom. Oh, he's laughing harder.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who stole him? They say it was an inside job, but don't. It's just one bad egg. It does. Don't spoil the bunch, baby.

[Chick McGee]

We're not enjoying it.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm actually mad at you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

How about some history?

[Chick McGee]

Please.

[Ace Cosby]

A long lost silent film about Abraham Lincoln has been found in a film archive on Long Island. NBC reports. The 16 millimeter film, believed to be the only known surviving copy of the Heart of Lincoln, was found at lero's historic films archive by a summer intern by the name of Dan Martin.

[Chick McGee]

But it's so boring.

[Ace Cosby]

The 1915 motion picture was listed by the Library of Congress as among 7,000 silent film films believed to be lost forever.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry, how many score years is it old?

[Ace Cosby]

The film has since been cleaned and digitized. The Heart of Lincoln, a silent film about the life of President Abraham Lincoln and American life during the Civil War.

[Chick McGee]

Of course, they've already made the porno version. The hard on of Lincoln.

[Christy Lee]

I think Lincoln's in it. You think?

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't sound like it's the real Lincoln. 1915 scene.

[Josh Arnold]

So is that five score and ten years ago?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

They do have actual photographs of Lincoln though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they do say that his voice was high and squeaky the way it was portrayed in the Steven Spielberg Film.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee is Abraham. Please do a one man show.

[Josh Arnold]

Gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

I'm the Came from Kentucky.

[Chick McGee]

Sold over for three weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

This should be interesting. I mean, I wonder how the makeup and everything is. Does it look good? Does he look like a Lincoln?

[Ace Cosby]

I haven't seen it.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the thing you and I both watched? The manhunt. Manhunt?

[Ace Cosby]

No, that was a good show.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, the porno for that is really unfortunate. Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

What's that called?

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't want kind of a.

[Christy Lee]

Not manhunt.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. It's a.

[Josh Arnold]

It involves contemporary issues with trans.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, what are you doing? More history. A Stradivarius.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I. I've heard that this Lincoln film.

[Christy Lee]

He's still talking.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it? I think I actually, I did see it, and it. To me, it loses everything. When you found out that Lincoln gets his superpowers when he puts the hat on. Just these, like, Frosty. Yeah, these. These movies have. They've got to start with the superpower thing. No more superheroes, please.

[Christy Lee]

That was a rare misstep in men's fashion, that. The stovepipe. Right? It's not come back, has it?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think so. Kind of. I mean, you. You see the top hat.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You see them at Groundhog Day. Oh, Groundhog Day, Right.

[Chick McGee]

Special occasions.

[Christy Lee]

Still not the stove pipe, though.

[Chick McGee]

I don't see the casual stove pipe hat wear.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't. At the Kennedy wedding. Isn't. Isn't JFK wearing a big high. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Again, I mean, these are not the stove pipe, though.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the stove pipes even taller.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, still. And don't look up stove pipe at adult cinema, you know, Please don't.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, what's that?

[Josh Arnold]

And by the way, that's one of Johnny Carson's greatest gags.

[Jess Hooker]

Which one? Oh, this? Oh, the sk.

[Josh Arnold]

The hat with Johnny. Johnny Carson takes the hat off and his hair. His hair. That. That's hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

That's him.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a simple man.

[Ace Cosby]

The Stradivarius violin is going up for auction and expected to sell for upwards of $16 million. WBZ TV reports that Stradivarius was crafted in 1714 by the famed violin maker Antonio Stradivari. It is regarded as one of the best violins the world has ever heard. It's currently owned by the New England Conservatory in Boston, and proceeds from the sale go towards student scholarships.

[Christy Lee]

Those Italians were egomaniacs. They named everything the Jacuzzi, Zambozi, the Zamboni. Stradivarius.

[Josh Arnold]

How much is it?

[Ace Cosby]

Violin is currently valued at 12 to 18 million dollars.

[Chick McGee]

Natural lasagna, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Ponzi.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, why just give me a mine.

[Chick McGee]

Arthur Ponzarelli.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would imagine that does not include the bow. You think they'd throw that in?

[Chick McGee]

You would. And maybe even a little block of red.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

And maybe extra strings.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

How about free shipping?

[Chick McGee]

What if you bought it but the case said Mel Bay? Would you have questions?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, you would.

[Josh Arnold]

So now, presumably this will go to some institution and then they'll lend it out to a brilliant violinist, I would assume.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I don't know. Or put it in a museum.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I. Isaac Stern.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't he a big.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I actually know a guy that has a suck.

[Ace Cosby]

Pearlman.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a good violinist that has a. A bow. I'm not joking. That is. It's owned by this institution and then he has it out on loan.

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Josh Arnold]

A bow? It's a violin guy that I know. Oh. I mean, this thing was like 100 plus grand just for the bow, so there's some expensive stuff out there.

[Christy Lee]

Name made out cat cut.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was horse hair.

[Christy Lee]

Is it cat? No. Cat gut or what? Strings.

[Josh Arnold]

Tennis ropes. Strings.

[Chick McGee]

In the old days of Eleanor Roosevelt.

[Josh Arnold]

They never talk about the cat slaughter before all those tennis matches.

[Ace Cosby]

Speaking of cats, the Scottish government has officially stated that it has no plans to ban cats.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's good.

[Ace Cosby]

First minister John Swinney was forced to issue the statement after a report.

[Chick McGee]

Not my first minister.

[Ace Cosby]

By independent experts branded that cats were a threat to Scotland's wildlife and suggested containment measures to be considered to reduce the damage.

[Josh Arnold]

That is true. They're out there eating squirrels and they are. Oh, yeah. These measures, they're not part of the natural ecosystem. If you've got a cat, you're letting outside, it's doing some damage.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my cats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but it's fine.

[Chick McGee]

They're not ruining the ecosystem.

[Ace Cosby]

They're not running amok.

[Pat Godwin]

He does bring me dead birds a lot.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

They're gifts for you and the family.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh. It means he loves me.

[Chick McGee]

It really is.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's a toss gift. It's a toss up what kills more birds.

[Jess Hooker]

That's what you just cooked, wasn't it? That bird?

[Pat Godwin]

It was those.

[Josh Arnold]

Those big fans that. Oh, you know, those generator fans or.

[Ace Cosby]

The wind or cats.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, those wind things. They slaughter the birds.

[Pat Godwin]

It's. It's the mirrored buildings that kill all the birds.

[Chick McGee]

That'll zap them too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. For being stupid.

[Chick McGee]

Birds could be smarter.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they could be.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember when there were like 10,000 dead starlings at the bottom of that building? Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

The hall of fame. The NASCAR hall of fame.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In Charlotte.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They call that a Jack Jonestown of starlings. That's the technical term. Much like a pot of pod of whales.

[Chick McGee]

He does enjoy himself.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, you know who proposed getting rid of the cats? Was there.

[Chick McGee]

Is there two dogs in a trench coat?

[Josh Arnold]

Lobby.

[Ace Cosby]

He said independent experts. That's all it says in Mr. F. Bowser.

[Chick McGee]

Your. Your Honor.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pronounced. It's pronounced Feedo Bowser.

[Christy Lee]

This cat Problem will not stir.

[Josh Arnold]

I can remember my cat Fluffy, my sister named him would just shred chipmunks.

[Ace Cosby]

God, I wish I had one of those. Cat Chipmunk shredding cat would be awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, my cat eats those too.

[Ace Cosby]

Chipmunks are. They destroy your foundation of your house.

[Josh Arnold]

Chip and Dale. Hilarious.

[Ace Cosby]

They are fun.

[Chick McGee]

I do enjoy.

[Ace Cosby]

They are fun.

[Christy Lee]

They destroy the. I see chipmunks wearing little hard hats.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Destroying the foundation.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, they get in there. Tunnel in.

[Pat Godwin]

What came first, the Chippendale cartoon or the Chippendale Mail review?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. That cartoon's been around since I was little.

[Pat Godwin]

So why.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, why that.

[Pat Godwin]

Why the guys are called.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I think it's. Isn't Chippendale made after. Named after the furniture?

[Chick McGee]

So it's a Chippendale's coincidence.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't Chippendale a fancy. That's a type of furniture Victorian era or something. And then Chippendale. The Chipmunks were named after that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, so like wood. Like hardwood, like.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that's a joke there with Chip, I would think.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotcha.

[Josh Arnold]

That or I think Chip and D was. Is expensive and classy.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

As opposed to stripping, which is tawdry.

[Ace Cosby]

And awful in your mind. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is.

[Ace Cosby]

It's very difficult.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Have to make a living too.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing wrong with it. Feed your children.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now I'm gonna. I'm. I'm in the process of helping to save marriages and romance, et cetera, et cetera. How do you save it? Well, you got to watch out. Valentine's Day really is a bump in the road. You got to be careful. You got to slow down, take your time, do something smart. Valentine's Day is next Friday. If you blow this, you're going to have a very, very rough weekend. You may be sleeping outside with the dog. If you live in the 50s and have a dog house outside.

[Christy Lee]

That's why they call it the doghouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I'm going to get a letter from someone. Dear Tom, we have a dog house. That's okay. Stephen Singer Jewelers is the answer to all your problems. Steven Singer can take care of you just like that. Because you've got a nice piece of jewelry for Valentine's Day that's going to give you a great weekend next weekend and maybe a great year. I hate stevensinger.com is where you can check out all the jewelry that Stephen has. Of course, it all has the full lifetime guarantee. Shipping is always free. You get whatever you order. Get that order in before 2:00. Today. And it's out the door today. See what I'm talking about? By visiting. I hate stephensinger.com. don't forget the roses. Don't be the guy that goes next Friday morning goes to the grocery store. You got any roses left? Oh, they're in the guaranteed to die by tomorrow aisle. Thank you. No, these are roses.

[Christy Lee]

That's a weird aisle.

[Josh Arnold]

Real roses dipped in gold. They're gonna last forever. 79 bucks will get you that beauty right over there. That's the newest one, the peacock teal rose from our buddy Stephen Singh Singer. He's also got little jewelry items for your kids. I got a nice little necklace, a little paw on it for my daughter, one of my daughters. She loves that. See what I'm talking about? Once again, Visit I hate stevensinger.com shipping. Always complimentary, which means it's free and beautiful packaging, etc. Etc. So act now, you get this done today. And check that box saying, I'm okay when it comes to Valentine's Day. Now, we will remind you maybe once or twice again next week, but I really like you to get this done today. Coming up, we have exciting things in the world of history. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

Of the page and see contest rules.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're here. There's Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. Is it time for our history lesson?

[Josh Arnold]

It certainly is. We've learned a lot today, but we're going to learn even more right now. A lot of exciting stuff today. February 7th.

[Christy Lee]

Number seven. Lucky number seven.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the biggest days in the history of music, of course. Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, the Beatles do.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good one, Christy. They arrived at JFK airport for the first time.

[Ace Cosby]

I knew it.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the.

[Jess Hooker]

Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the greatest. Remember the airline they were on?

[Ace Cosby]

Pan Am?

[Christy Lee]

Luhansa?

[Ace Cosby]

Twa Pan Am. It was Pan Am, wasn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't a boac. Or is that just in the song?

[Jess Hooker]

That's just in the song.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my gosh. I thought it was.

[Josh Arnold]

It could be. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what they take to the ussr?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a great one. If there's the famous photograph of them on the stairway thingy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that called?

[Jess Hooker]

Thingy.

[Ace Cosby]

The stairway thingy.

[Chick McGee]

Jetway.

[Josh Arnold]

What is that? The jetways.

[Ace Cosby]

The long thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But you always see the President, for example.

[Ace Cosby]

Jet stairs.

[Josh Arnold]

The President never goes through a jetway. They always, always come for security. They always go down the stairway. But you see the Beatles on that stairway waving. And you see Pete Best holding their suitcases behind him. Yeah, they were good guys. On this date in 1965, George Harrison had his tonsils removed.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

That's not really a thing, is it?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's listed as a thing.

[Jess Hooker]

You're not making a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they were removed from his butt. That's why it was so.

[Chick McGee]

That was quite an experimental surgery.

[Christy Lee]

It was built upside down, but it.

[Josh Arnold]

Was a good singer.

[Chick McGee]

They love the adenoids.

[Josh Arnold]

Here's a good one of my favorite movies. Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles, released on this day. Who remembers the year? I'm gonna say 76, 73, 72, 74. Ah, so close.

[Chick McGee]

Same year as Young Frankenstein. Wasn't that insane? Yeah, one came out early in the year and the other later.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

And I like that, you know, completely woke. Nice diversified cast.

[Ace Cosby]

Blazing Saddles.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible ending.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, you better. You better have that on dvd.

[Christy Lee]

I hate that ending. I really do.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, where he breaks through the wall and they're.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't like it?

[Ace Cosby]

It's a big production.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Christy Lee]

Don't care for it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, check we agree on something.

[Christy Lee]

We had no idea what we were doing. Well, let's just keep it like a movie about a movie.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll guess. Do some birthdays. Do you know who this is, Ms. Hooker? Born in 1804.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

John Deere.

[Pat Godwin]

I've got a feeling he has something to do with tractors. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He sold horses back then.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. 3E. Painted them green.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Famous. Famous breakup with his wife. She wrote him that famous Dear John Deere letter. We have a birthday for the great Charles Dickens, born in 1812, real name Samuel Clark Lemons.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently there are more bars that have some sort of dedication to Charles Dickens in London than any anybody else.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently he got around drinking.

[Ace Cosby]

Good for him.

[Chick McGee]

I toured his home. One of his homes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I like this. That movie he wrote for Garfield, the Cat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A Tale of Two Kitties.

[Chick McGee]

That really is the tag. That is the subtitle.

[Josh Arnold]

The porn movie he was in is awful. He plays Chuck Dicko. Twins. Tale of. There's a James Spader actor born in the state of 1960.

[Ace Cosby]

Blacklist. Great show.

[Chick McGee]

Lovable weirdo.

[Ace Cosby]

Have you seen that blacklist. I think you'd actually kind of like.

[Jess Hooker]

Sex lives in video.

[Christy Lee]

I'm in the minority. I like him. When he was. When he came in on the office, I thought he was weird.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't seen any of those.

[Christy Lee]

He just stares at Dwight and Dwight just gets weirded out. It's hilarious.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's great.

[Pat Godwin]

He's in Seinfeld. Right? Right?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, one episode.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Secretary. Check that movie out.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's that movie.

[Christy Lee]

That's Maggie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's a kinky. Oh, pretty wild.

[Ace Cosby]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

The amazing Spader Man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what they call him.

[Josh Arnold]

Friend of the Show. Born in 1960. Robert Smigel, the voice of.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Triumph.

[Josh Arnold]

Triumph the insult comic dog.

[Christy Lee]

Use the voice of an old Russian woman.

[Josh Arnold]

He's hilarious. Just brilliant.

[Christy Lee]

Wonderful radio show. I. I'd like to poop on it.

[Josh Arnold]

The. The birthday today of the alter ego of my favorite singer, Chris Gaines.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Garth Brooks is your favorite singer.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Okay, another Chris. Chris Rock. And Netflix has just announced a rematch with Will Smith. Look forward to that. Friend of the show, Matthew Stafford. Stafford, born on this day.

[Christy Lee]

And on the trading blocks, the rumor he might go from night go somewhere else other than the thank you for.

[Chick McGee]

The loans for my college education.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that now?

[Chick McGee]

There's something called a Stafford loan that you would know nothing about.

[Josh Arnold]

How about the porn star Matthew Stifford?

[Jess Hooker]

How about that? How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you like that?

[Chick McGee]

These AVNs have really captured his amazing jokes.

[Christy Lee]

You're really, really driving that horse. I mean, it's nice that he could.

[Josh Arnold]

Enjoy his birthday without worrying about getting hurt playing in the Super Bowl. Okay, thank you very much. You've had a great time. Thanks, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, really.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Ms. Hooker, for going to all that trouble to make those delicious super bowl snacks. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for.

[Josh Arnold]

You on our YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Watch and subscribe.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you ready for football?

[Chick McGee]

Let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

Truly ready for football.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you screaming for football?

[Chick McGee]

What the hell is happening?

[Josh Arnold]

Dreaming for football. Good times. Eating, sleeping, crafting, parenting, naming your pets and preparing for football.

[Chick McGee]

That sort of stuff happen. Oh, my goodness. Are you dancing? Jonesing, Mahomes Ing for football? That's what I'm looking forward to seeing.

[Josh Arnold]

Good. Then you are ready for football with the Rich Eisen show podcast. They're ready.

[Chick McGee]

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