The BOB & TOM Show- February 9, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – February 9, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast | Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Date: February 9, 2026
A blend of comedy, talk, news, and sports with regular cast: Tom, Chick, Josh, Jess, Pat, Ace, and special guests.

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Episode Overview

This episode, airing the day after the Super Bowl, is a lively roundtable dissecting the game, the spectacle, and, most of all, the commercials. The crew blends sharp wit, classic banter, and listener interaction as they cover sports, pop culture, tech news, and listener letters—with signature tangents into the absurd.

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Main Themes

- Super Bowl 2026: Analysis, Snark, and Commercials
- Winter Olympics Musings and Sports Coverage
- Hospital Antics and Personal Updates (Josh’s Return) - Tech & Science Oddities (iPhones in space, honey “supplements”) - Listener Letters and Playful Roasting - Stand-up Guest Interview: Brad Williams

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Great Moments in Super Bowl History (00:15–02:19)

• Kicks off with a satirical “history” segment lampooning early Super Bowl advertising, including a legendary “Preparation H” mishap by fictional NFL QB “Bobby Brown Eye Benson.”
• [Notable Quote] “Horrified and disgusted fans ran screaming from the stadium. Surprised retailers, however, reported a huge spike in sales the next day thanks to Brown Eye Benson’s quick hands and agility.” (01:44, C)

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2. Super Bowl Talk: Game, Commercials, and Halftime (02:19–29:00+)

The Game (06:06–10:07)

• General consensus: “Boring, boring” game, especially the first half.
• Seattle Seahawks win; Patriots’ offense “punt, punt, punt.”
• Side discussion: Josh’s football rule change proposals (“No pass interference, QB can’t just throw it away”). (06:40)
• [Quote] Chick: “I put up on my Instagram: Super Bowl? Super blah.” (06:20)
• Tom jokes about his betting losses: “109 for the year. And I’m down $235,000. Other than that…” (09:13)

Commercials (04:15–12:13 and throughout)

• Dunkin’ Donuts (Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, David Beckham): "One of the funniest commercials… Beckham finds out he’s a twin; his long-lost brother is Matt Damon.” (04:40)
• Pepsi polar bear / Budweiser baby horse / Skynyrd / Stella Artois
• “Manscaping” – singing pubic hair clumps: Josh: “That’s the only one that made me laugh out loud.” (23:01)
• Bosch with Guy Fieri (“He was a regular guy…”)
• Hellman’s “Meal Diamond” parody (24:43+)
• Lays “Passing the farm to the daughter” – sentimental favorite
• Pringles w/ Sabrina Carpenter: “She creates these giant sculptures out of Pringles.” (26:44)
• Minions preview as dreaded low point: Josh: “The commercial that made me tear up was the Minions preview, because I went, oh God, they made another.” (28:12)

Halftime & Pop Culture

• Bad Bunny’s show (“I wanted Bad Bunny to come out the third quarter, it was so boring.” [06:11])
• Lady Gaga’s surprise appearance
• Funny closed-captioning anecdote: Tom: “Even the closed captioning was in Spanish… that had to be a bitch for that guy.” (21:19)
• Fashion tangent: Mustaches & Matt Damon’s Olympics beard

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3. Winter Olympics & Sports Sidebars (07:35–30:47)

• Olympics “amazing camera work,” especially drones following downhill skiers (07:47)
• Athlete outfit & body type debates: Tom wishes for “weight classes” in figure skating/gymnastics.
• Ongoing jokes about European athlete names (Farthofer the speedskater)
• Chick’s running list of things he dislikes—brutal and funny listener summary (“You hate hat pins. When have I made it known that I hate hat pins?” [55:33])

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4. Hospital & Personal Sagas: Josh’s Return (02:58–03:32, 18:28–19:32, 35:15, 63:05+)

• Josh details his recent hospital stay: “Everything is still intact for now…” (03:06)
• Medical gown mishaps, broth and ice chip rations
• "Did you have any cute nurses?" "No, not particularly, but all very, very, very cool." (95:14)
• “I’m very vicarious… if you guys want to eat stuff in front of me, do it!” (103:23; post-diverticulitis diet chat)

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5. Listener Letters & Show Banter (35:16, 36:39, 43:07, etc.)

• “Josh quit!” rumors spawned tongue-in-cheek listener letters and job applications [35:15]
• Pat’s comedy show; a fan brings a cooler of bluegill fish
• Tattoos guessing game as a kids’ menu/coloring book joke (tramp stamp parade) [38:03]

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6. Tech & Science News (16:05, 95:55, 149:25)

• NASA allowing iPhones into space for astronauts (149:25)
• Speculation on practical uses (photos, "not for porn, Josh!")
• FDA recall: "Honey supplement" tainted with ED drugs
  • Pat’s song parody “Male Enhancement Honey” in style of Bobby Goldsboro: "You took my sapling and turned it into…” (145:02)

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7. Stand-Up Interview: Brad Williams (126:11–138:52)

• Brad checks in from the West Coast, describing his “Tall Tales Tour.”
• Spot-on routines re: little person logistics, marriages, using “doggie stairs” to climb into bed
• [Quote] Brad: “There's always that one urinal—the one that's way down there. That's mine… If I ever walk into a bathroom and I see you using my urinal, I will R. Kelly your leg.” (130:09)
• On travel: “I have never missed a flight since I started wearing Heelys.” (135:43)
• Waffle House late-night rituals: “You’re gonna get a full belly and you’re gonna get a story.” (137:14)

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8. News Oddities & Crime (43:17, 154:07, 160:44, 161:01)

• Raising Cane’s sued for “smelling like chicken” (106:01)
• Man skips bar tab, caught when retrieving his phone charger (153:36)
• Truck stuck after reckless donuts on frozen lake (160:44)
• ED honey supplements confiscated coast-to-coast (143:02)
• Coffee shop turns out to be a strip club (teased, 96:07)

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Notable Quotes

Super Bowl Boredom

• “Put it this way. I wanted Bad Bunny to come back out in the third quarter to do something interesting.” (20:28, B)
• “The Super Bowl? Super blah.” (06:20, A)

Commercials

• "That Manscaping one—with the clumps of pubes singing—that's the only one that made me laugh out loud.” (23:01, D)
• “Matt Damon has a beard so big, he's like a lost Beckham.” (05:02, B)
• "Have you ever teared up at a Budweiser baby pony? I like the ones with a little twist." (27:25, E/B)

Show Banter

• “I just go with ‘Honey Baby Sugar.’ No names on Valentine’s cards, fellas!” (39:31, D)

On Hospital Life

• “I’m enough of this. Eventually, I took the gown off. It was just T-shirt and boxers. Nobody cared.” (03:21, D)

On Tech

• “NASA says astronauts can take iPhones into space now. The roaming charges will be a bit…” (149:44, B)
• “Why do you need an iPhone in space? That’d be the best reason to leave my phone!” (151:07, E)

Brad Williams: Stand-Up Interview

• “If I see you using my urinal, I will R. Kelly your leg.” (130:09, F)
• “The small doggy stairs—those things are sturdy.” (133:16, F)

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Notable Timestamps

• 00:15–02:19: Satirical “Great Moments in Super Bowl History”
• 04:10–12:13: Commercials & Fashion (Matt Damon, Mustaches, Olympics)
• 18:28–19:32: Listener Letters, Rumors & Job Applications
• 23:01–24:43: Favorite (and weirdest) Super Bowl commercials
• 28:12: Minions Movie Predicament
• 35:15: Rumors of Josh quitting & hospital stay
• 55:33–57:09: Listener’s analysis of “Things Chick Hates”
• 63:05–63:54: Josh’s diverticulitis, hospital stories
• 126:11–138:52: Brad Williams stand-up guest segment
• 149:25–152:00: iPhones in space, astronaut tech banter
• 153:36: Bar tab dodging, charger mishap arrest
• 160:44–161:22: Donuts on a frozen lake cops/calamity

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Tone and Language

Conversational, irreverent, and off-the-cuff with running gags, classic roast humor, and playful callbacks to previous bits. The dynamic among cast members is affectionate but often escalates to mock argument and self-deprecating comedy. Listeners' emails provide additional fuel for teasing, while guests like Brad Williams match the cast’s energy with sharp storytelling and fast comebacks.

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Summary Takeaways

• 2026 Super Bowl = “Super blah,” but ads and pop culture moments still spark laughter and debate.
• Winter Olympics shared the limelight, with the team riffing on sports coverage, athlete body types, and odd news.
• Hospital sagas, culinary longing, and tech banter (iPhones in space) keep the show personal and current.
• Recurring segments “Today in History” and “Listener Letters” drive group comedy and listener connection.
• Brad Williams’s interview is a highlight, fusing humor about height, accessibility, and life on the road.

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Recommended for:
Anyone wanting a comedic audio time capsule of the 2026 Super Bowl aftermath, complete with riffs on pop culture, sports, commercials, and offbeat news, all wrapped in the BOB & TOM Show’s famously loose, quick-witted vibe.

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Transcript

[A]

It's the bob and tom show. The Bob and Tom show proudly presents great moments in super bowl history.

[B]

Throughout the history of the super bowl.

[C]

Advertising has played a larger and larger role in this broadcast of the game.

[B]

From simple sponsorship mentions early on to.

[C]

The multi million dollar productions we enjoy today, advertisers have become increasingly integral part of the game. Today, many viewers look forward to being entertained by commercials. This is quite a stark contrast from what early TV viewers witnessed in the 1950s. In television's infancy, programmers felt it was essential that products be demonstrated live. During their commercial segment, fans might see Jimmy Durante shaving on the sidelines while promoting Burma Shave. However, this tradition came to an abrupt end in 1953 when celebrity spokesman retired NFL quarterback Bobby Brown Eye Benson vividly demonstrated the proper application of Preparation H.

[A]

Hemorrhoid cream.

[C]

Right in the middle of the 50 yard line. Horrified and disgusted fans ran screaming from the stadium. Surprised retailers, however, reported a huge spike in sales the next day thanks to Brown Eye Benson's quick hands and agility while applying the salve. Broadcast executives unanimously agreed to cancel the next week's advertisement from the Massengill Corporation.

[A]

This has been great moments in super bowl history. Hello. There's a caller there. Hello. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There is Jess Hooker at the news desk. Hello. Hello, indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[C]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Hey there, buddy. There's Josh Arnold.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

He's in the studio. He's alive.

[D]

I am indeed.

[A]

Are you missing any parts of your body that were included in your body last week?

[D]

Everything is still intact for now.

[B]

How about your dignity?

[D]

Yeah, somehow that remained intact.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Now, I heard from the hospital that you were wearing your gown backwards.

[D]

You know, eventually I took the gown off. It was just T shirt and boxers.

[A]

Nice.

[D]

And no one said anything.

[A]

Really.

[D]

They didn't care. I was like, I can't. Yeah, I'm enough of this.

[A]

The hospital I go to, which I have frequent flyer miles, they have like a silent paging system and you don't have to wait for. I mean, if you're hungry, you pick up the phone and they bring you food. Yeah, it's the best. I might want to go back there.

[D]

I couldn't get any food. I was. It was all broth and ice chips.

[B]

Oh, yeah, baby.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Last time I got ice chips at the hospital, it was because somebody was having a kid. Oh, wait a minute.

[D]

You know, I don't want to take away childbirth from women, but it kind of felt Like I was having a baby.

[A]

A little kink in your colon, huh? Hey, there's Ace Cosby and the beard Tom. Check him out.

[B]

Very good.

[A]

Wow, look at that.

[D]

That's not a lot. A week and a half.

[B]

The beard is obviously back. Matt Damon has a. If you watched any of the super bowl stuff, he's got the big beard.

[A]

I missed that. I, I saw the Dunkin Donut commercial, but I didn't see him.

[B]

He's at the. I think one of the funniest commercials in the whole super bowl was the Duncan or it was the one with Matt Damon for Stella Artois with.

[A]

Oh, Beckham.

[B]

Yeah, that's funny.

[A]

The other, the other David, I guess.

[B]

Yeah. If you haven't seen. It's great. They announced the David. His parents tell David Beckham that he was a twin at birth and he's got a long lost brother. It turns out to be Matt Damon. There's a really funny gag in it.

[A]

That has been running for a while, though. That wasn't just for. Yeah, I don't know, Super Bowl. Yeah, it's a good commercial.

[B]

That's very funny. But yeah, Matt Damon, he. Matt did a big thing for the Olympics and he's got a huge beard.

[A]

No kidding. So, yeah, I'll be damn.

[B]

Yeah. So I guess the beard is back. That's all. That's what I. That's all I can say.

[A]

Well, you know what's back? It's just the mustache. Solo mustache is bad.

[D]

Just huge and all over the Olympics and it's.

[A]

It's right there. Boom.

[B]

Yeah. Not always good for people.

[A]

I, I had one forever and you guys let me and didn't tell me it looked ridiculous.

[B]

It's not for everybody.

[A]

Thanks a lot. You were laughing, weren't you? Look at him. There he goes again.

[D]

I don't think you looked ridiculous.

[B]

No, not at all. Well, that wasn't the reason. You look.

[A]

Well, this is new information. There was. There was a lot of other things.

[B]

Making me look ridiculous and make him think this is like a Godwin movie. Make him self conscious all day. What did he mean? What did he mean?

[A]

Was it my dress? My general way I carry myself?

[D]

Propeller beanie. That was.

[A]

My grandfather gave me that propeller.

[D]

That's why we didn't say anything.

[B]

Always a good cartoon gag, though, when it starts fast and they fly up. How do you not love that?

[A]

Did you watch the Super Bowl?

[B]

Put it this way.

[D]

I watched the first boring, boring half.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That, that, that was so bad. Halfway through the third quarter, I Wanted Bad Bunny to come back. That's how boring that game was.

[A]

I put up on my instagram the chick McGee. I said super bowl, super blah.

[D]

I just assume maybe because you get in the room. I'm easily the least biggest fan of football. I don't. I'm very indifferent toward it. In fact, I have new rule changes that I'd like to see happen.

[A]

I would. I love all your rule. The ones I know about so far.

[D]

That there should be no pass interference.

[A]

No pass interference.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. You got to tackle the guy again.

[B]

That'd be right.

[A]

Now that's a game.

[D]

I want another rule change. You're. The QB is not allowed to just throw the ball away.

[B]

I. I agree. I think that should be. If it's. If it. If it doesn't land within 2ft of the sideline, I say intentional grounding.

[A]

Well, there is an intentional grounding, but they never.

[B]

They never.

[A]

Judgment call.

[B]

I saw the one you're talking about. It went into the stand.

[D]

It's either a five yard penalty or it's a fair. It's a fair ball. So that ball, anybody could just run.

[B]

And go get it. Even the guys in the sideline.

[D]

Now.

[B]

Now how many. What was it New England? Was it 1, 2, 3, punt? 7 of 8 the first half.

[A]

And I kind of nodded out at halftime. It was punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt for the Patriots in the first half.

[B]

And I. The presentation obviously is amazing and the presentation of the Olympics, amazing. Cameras everywhere. One thing I did notice, the Olympics.

[A]

And the drone following the downhill skiing.

[D]

Amazing.

[A]

Is that cool as f or am I?

[B]

Oh, and the speed skaters. Yes, everything is amazing.

[A]

And they got him on the loose. The drone on the loose.

[D]

I've been fascinated with the Winter Olympics.

[B]

Yeah, I've been watching them. But one of the funny things about the. The sort of the pre game of the super bowl was when they had all the great, great athletes coming out of that little tent. Looked like a clown car, you know? Did you see that? Yeah, I thought it was less than.

[D]

It worked much the same way. There was a door on the other. You didn't see them.

[B]

Okay, I just thought that was kind of silly. But it was great to see those guys. Our good friend Peyton Manning among them.

[A]

But boy, did you see. We need to have a picture of Joe Montana. Peyton's there in a suit. Who was the other guy? Oh, Lynn Swan had a suit. Joe Montana had like black long sleeve thermal and some. Some sort of sweatpant deal like, hey, than dressing Joe. I appreciate it. Yeah. And he just. How you doing?

[B]

He's home.

[A]

How you doing? Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. He walked there.

[A]

Hello, Faithful. Yeah. Yeah. So there you go. Always faithful.

[D]

Did the Patriots end up scoring a point?

[A]

Yeah. Was the final 29:13 okay? Seattle.

[B]

But it wasn't that close. Yeah, it was a boring.

[A]

And the Seahawks covered the point spread. Thank goodness.

[B]

I would agree. I had a little action going.

[A]

I still though for this season, 100 and. 109 for the year. And I'm down $235,000. Other than that.

[B]

So much.

[A]

It's been. Thanks, Tom.

[D]

It sounds like Tom. He won a little.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

He said he had some action going last night.

[A]

I had to bet all of it.

[B]

Yeah. Just. But only on the game. I didn't do any of the prop bets. I just did the game.

[A]

You had them like. Like the points?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Seattle minus the points.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you won't.

[B]

I did.

[A]

Where did you get that idea to have Seattle minus the points? Can I have any sort of credit?

[B]

Yeah. No, no. And everyone I talked to that knew about it and then Kostaki said it's going to be, you know, 35 to 2.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So everybody thought that knew about it. Why not have a little fun? It made it fun to watch. Sure. I thought is this. Is this going to be the first game where there are no touchdowns? Field goal. Field goal.

[A]

Field goal was something else. Yeah. Something else now.

[B]

So Mike. What Trico. He's. He on his way to Italy?

[A]

I guess he's a busy guy. You think that he takes the pj?

[D]

Oh, that'd be awesome, wouldn't it? I bet NBC has. Yeah, but he takes the Ted Danson jet.

[A]

The pj. How big dancing always has a private jet standing by waiting.

[B]

How big of a private jet do you need to get from here to. From San Francisco, Milan, I don't know. Can you do that in a little baby jet?

[A]

I think if you have enough money you can actually fill up gasoline mid air. I think with a friendly.

[B]

Like you're. Like you're in the military.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Well, we'll have some information about the Super Bowl. I hope you had a.

[A]

Any. Well, we'll go over it later.

[B]

But you.

[A]

There had to be some commercials jump out at you, right?

[B]

Yeah. The one that I mentioned that I really liked was the Pepsi commercial that the polar bear. Did you see it? Yes, I did edit. Did you like that one?

[E]

Yeah, it was cute.

[B]

I thought it was just to. To. Did you see it, Josh?

[D]

I did.

[B]

To reference that whole thing. With the Coldplay concert, I thought was really funny.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And that will only be funny this year now. Yeah, that gag will be over. I thought that was clever. I like the Budweiser one with the baby. With the baby horse. And it looks like the horse is becoming. Oh, my God, the horse has wings. And then you realize it's the eagle. And that was great with the Skynyrd music.

[E]

Yeah. What about the Dunkin Donuts commercial? Was that.

[D]

AI I. I think just de. Aging.

[A]

Don't.

[E]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

That's the one. It had a whole bunch of sitcom stars.

[E]

Yeah. I mean, I think that was Ben Affleck for sure. And then the rest were. I mean.

[D]

Yeah, I want to say I think everything were all there. It was just D8.

[B]

Yeah. They can do a treatment. The one thing they couldn't do was shrink. What's his name? The guy that always wore the pants real high.

[D]

Oh, Urkel. Urkelle White.

[A]

Yeah. He's like 6, 8, 4.

[E]

He's so tall.

[A]

285.

[B]

They didn't make an effort to make him small.

[A]

Did I do that?

[D]

I thought that was really good.

[B]

I thought that was a great commercial.

[E]

Yeah, it's good.

[B]

I. I remember. I remember that one when we have a list of which ones were rated the highest. So we will review that coming up. And I hope you had a great evening watching the Olympics. I did not stay for the end of the game.

[A]

You did not?

[B]

No.

[A]

You went to bed.

[B]

Went to sleep.

[A]

You knocked me, too. Knocked one out and not.

[B]

No, I just passed out.

[A]

I was tired.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, same.

[A]

Have you ever fallen asleep with a newspaper on your face? I'm sorry. Maybe I should rephrase that. Have you ever not fallen asleep?

[B]

All my newspapers are on my phone.

[A]

Magazine.

[B]

On Saturday, we were doing Valentine's boxes and I wanted to put some newspaper down because they were painting, and I realized I don't have any.

[A]

Yeah, well, what you do is you put your phone down and.

[B]

I can't because I have that at the bottom of my parakeet cage. Oh, really? That's. That's really what happened. Yeah. I've got to go and buy some. I gotta go to the art store and buy some stuff to put over the table.

[E]

Yeah, it's like the craft paper, the paper that they use painters use to put down on the floor. You can use that. We have a roll of that at home.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Where do you get that? Hardware store. Yeah, I'm going today.

[E]

There you go.

[A]

You ever get a box of rags at the hardware Store.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

That always.

[E]

Love that.

[A]

Always makes me feel like a man.

[B]

Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But we grabbed a box.

[B]

Get the ones that are pre soaked in gasoline.

[A]

I'm not gonna start a riot.

[B]

I just want to just a fire. Valentine's Day. Oh, my gosh. It's coming up this Saturday. There is still time, ladies and gentlemen. Our buddy, Stephen Singer. He says we can catch it. We can get it right now. Today is the day. Among other things, Stephen Singer, of course, great jewelry, great diamonds, engagement rings, bracelets, et cetera, et cetera. But the big featured item is right over there. It's the Sunset gold dipped rose. I just. One of our staff members actually came in here early this morning and said that's his wife's favorite one. She's got them all. This is the new one. It's called the Sunset. It's an actual rose dipped in 24 karat gold. Goes for just 89 bucks. You can see it at ihatestevensinger.com. it's got kind of sunset colors. Goes from a purple to kind of a pink and orange. Looks like a sunset. Of course, Stephen's famous gold dip roses are real roses, like I said, dipped in 24 karat gold. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. The regular roses from the store, they're going to be in the garbage can after a few days. Not this baby, by the way. They arrive in Steve, Stephen Singer's famous signature boxes. It's a beautiful gift box with a personalized love message for you for Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day evening. Ha cha cha. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm talking about, Pat?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

All right, Pat. You're working on Valentine's Day?

[C]

Yes, I always work on Valentine's Day, even when I'm not working.

[A]

Oh, boy. Oh, that's why they call him the Doctor. Because the way he operates.

[B]

They called him the Plumber because he's laying pipe. I'd like to apologize to Mr. Singer for getting off track again, but that's what we do here. I hate Stephen Singer Dot com. Did I mention free shipping? Check that box right there. Free shipping. Are you kidding me? And the Sunset Rose, exclusively at Steven Singer Jewelers. Don't forget the At Last bracelet. That's a great value. Real diamonds, ladies and gentlemen. I'm telling you. Also the At Last necklace. Tell Stephen we sent you. He's a dog guy. His dog's name is Buddy. Say hi to Buddy for us. I hate Stephen Singer Dot com. Get this done today. Pull over Right now. Because the clock be a ticking now. Coming up in the news, got some interesting stuff going on today other than the super bowl and the Olympics. A cool story out of NASA involving personal communications. Put it that way. It's a really odd one. Walkie talkies, almost. We also have.

[A]

What if they went to like kick it old school? That sounds like a plot for a movie. Well, the only thing is analog communication because all of our digital has been compromised by the aliens.

[B]

Okay, go over to the window, Gus. Use your mirror and Morse code.

[A]

You know, semaphore or whatever that with the flags. You know that?

[B]

Yeah, that's cool.

[A]

Can you do that? You're. You're a seaman, aren't you?

[B]

No, but I cannot do that. What's the movie where they end up using the. The mirror and doing the red dong?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Anyways, we've got that. We have.

[A]

We have Nicholson signals.

[B]

We have. Ed has been placed in a regular over the counter product illegally. Whoops.

[A]

Pepto Bismol.

[B]

We have criminal morons on the news.

[D]

I love criminal morons.

[B]

And an interesting thing that happened during the Bad Bunny halftime show.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[B]

As.

[A]

So he's putting shoulder pads in his suits, right?

[D]

I did not see it.

[A]

He looks like. Really, Bill? Is that a. Is that fashion now?

[B]

Yeah. And he was just voted the number one music fashion icon.

[A]

He's like walking around with big.

[E]

Yeah, I think that was a part of it.

[A]

It's a thing.

[E]

It's a costume.

[B]

Okay. Now, Ms. Hooker sitting in for Ms. Lee, who's I think in Barbados.

[E]

Yeah.

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Correct.

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The Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[E]

Hi.

[A]

She's at the News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[C]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Got a song, Pat?

[C]

Song in my heart.

[A]

Many, many, many songs. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. In the house, as the kids would say. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. At the Prize picks sports desk. Boy, oh, boy. I assume you guys. Sports, huh?

[D]

Had clever things to say about me. I wasn't in the hospital for diverticulitis. Where was I?

[B]

China. Getting a baby.

[C]

Yeah, the baby.

[A]

And then, of course, you. You quit.

[B]

That was a good one.

[A]

And then people were during the emails from listeners. Sorry to hear about Josh quitting. They were.

[B]

But then they all wanted your job.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

They started applying.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They used the word job in quot.

[A]

You know, just kind of, you know, mailing it in. I can mail it in. Like, he does stuff like that.

[E]

All right.

[B]

You watched a little bit of the Super Bowl. Ace just told me he didn't watch it.

[D]

Nope.

[B]

And I was saying one of the interesting things about it. I'm not exactly sure of this, but I think there may have only been one flag thrown in the first half.

[A]

That might indeed be the case.

[B]

At one point, I heard the announcer say there had been no penalties, which was. That's. That's nice that they're playing the game finally. But I can't believe he didn't watch it. What'd you do?

[A]

Made pot stickers.

[B]

So you can't. You can't have the TV on that. I think we all. I think we all know that when you're making pot stickers, you gotta.

[A]

Man that. That breakneck lifestyle he lives over there, huh?

[B]

You're the biggest football fan in the room. I can't believe you didn't watch. It's such an event. But the game, if you missed it, as I said earlier, the game was so boring.

[A]

It will be interesting to see what the TV ratings were, because I don't think a lot of people were looking forward to it, unless you're obviously Seahawk or Patriot fan.

[B]

Yeah, but it's always people that don't watch football watch that game because it's fun. There. There are a lot of great cameos in the commercials.

[A]

You like the cameos?

[B]

I do. I like the commercials in general. I think they were. They were, for the most part, very funny.

[D]

I think that the age of.

[A]

That.

[D]

The super bowl commercial is dead. I think it's over.

[E]

But all of those. Those were released two weeks ago.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think your. Your point being that the debut of the.

[D]

Right. Nobody's holding their breath anymore, but they.

[B]

Do know that they're gonna have a large audience and.

[D]

Sure, absolutely.

[B]

But the game was so boring. I wanted Bad Bunny to come back out in the third quarter to do something interesting.

[D]

Did you watch his. I didn't see his.

[B]

I Watched the first several minutes, and then. It's just not for me. I don't object to it. It's just not for me. So I took the dogs out and then I came back and I guess Lady Gaga had come out and done.

[E]

Yes, she did.

[B]

I had a technical question, which I can answer for you.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

I had on the.

[A]

Wait a minute. You have a technical question which you can answer?

[B]

Yes, I had a technical question Friday.

[A]

All right.

[B]

I asked this on the air Friday.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I turned on the closed captioning.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Parentheses. I leave it on all the time.

[A]

Sure. Me too.

[B]

Hearing issue headphones for 50 years. I wanted to see if they were going to translate it into English on the closed caption as you sing. They did not.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

It was the. The. Even the closed captioning was in Spanish.

[A]

All right.

[B]

So. Had to be a bitch for that guy doing that. Maybe they brought in a sub. Okay. It's a. I. I know. I'm sorry.

[A]

I. I remember when Bob and I went to the Barcelona Olympics, like 92, I think, the Dream Team, that whole thing. And we were in a restaurant where we saw Meadowlark Lemon from the Harlem Globetrotters eating by himself. Anyway, the waiter came up to us and spoke just the most beautiful English with the most beautiful voice you've ever heard. And then, of course, he went to the next table and, you know, gibberish and, I don't know, some foreign language, and I. And I was just so. And I go by, gosh, I'm going to learn Spanish. And that was many years ago. 34 years ago. Whatever. Yeah, I haven't. I've done it yet. But, yeah. Yeah, I was very jealous.

[B]

Here's how boring it was. There were probably fewer points scored in the first half than pot stickers that you ate. It was really slow.

[E]

I didn't realize it was that slow. Like, I guess I just think football's slow.

[A]

Slow.

[E]

Anyway, I didn't realize this one was that.

[D]

No.

[B]

The big plays or the quarterback throws. It real. No.

[E]

Yeah, but like you said, it's just a party. It's a reason to get together. So we weren't really paying attention.

[A]

It is one of the last things that we are. The common commonality of that event. That's about it.

[B]

Yeah, but. But there were some highlights in the commercial realm. We talked about the Budweiser spot, I thought.

[A]

Which I thought the Dunkin Donuts one with Pepsi, with.

[D]

I like the manscaping one. That's the only one that made me laugh out loud.

[B]

Which one? I Didn't see.

[D]

They were like clumps of pubes singing a song about how they were going to miss being part of the body, essentially.

[B]

That's funny. I didn't see that.

[A]

No kidding.

[D]

Yeah, it was quite. It was early on. I liked it.

[A]

They had the Bud Light keg. Did you see that? Where they're chasing a keg down the hillside?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Peyton Manning shows up for no reason.

[E]

Oh. At the wedding.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Post Malone and Shane Gillis isn't Backstreet Boys Came back for T Mobile.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

That was good.

[A]

Tell me why. Right.

[B]

I thought that was pretty funny.

[D]

Yeah. No, I insist. Tell me why.

[A]

This is weird. I'm thinking of getting another refrigerator because my ice maker quit anyway. And I want to get a Bosch, I think.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And there was a commercial for Bosch.

[B]

That was great.

[E]

That was the best.

[D]

Guy Fieri.

[A]

Guy Fieri.

[B]

And he goes into different form. Did you see it?

[C]

I did.

[A]

With the dark hair. And then Guy Fieri, he was a regular guy.

[D]

And then he was.

[E]

And then he used a Bosch tool. And then he was Guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then, by the way, I had a Bosch dishwasher. My old house. And it was wonderful.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Very, very good product.

[A]

Did you see Male Diamond?

[D]

No.

[B]

Just to stick with Guy Fieri for a second at the end. He's got his dog with him.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

There's a nice little tag on that. I thought that was one of the best ones.

[A]

Was his dogs Frosted tips too, or something.

[E]

He was. He was. He did look guyed out, but it's a French bulldog. And then he speaks English.

[B]

Okay. I just. I just popped up. Best commercials. And it's the Guy Fieri one.

[E]

Yeah, I think that was the best.

[B]

That just popped up. So that. That was very good. What was the one you're going to tell me about?

[A]

Meal diamond for Hellman's mayonnaise. It gets real odd, like he's. There's some sort of curse. He can't leave the restaurant because he has to sing. His meal has this. He. He looks and sounds a little like Neil diamond. And it's just for Hellman's mayonnaise.

[B]

I like the Hellman's one with the parody of the famous diner scene. When Harry Met Harry Met Sally.

[E]

They did it last year.

[B]

Yeah, that ran again. That's a. That was. That was pretty funny.

[A]

Now the one I thought you would go bananas for is the. The talking toilets for a liquid iv.

[B]

Yeah, that was weird.

[A]

Remember this one?

[E]

Check your pee.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It showed a bunch of different types of toilets. And that one, they're airlifting a Porta John.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

And then it's got clean toilets. Dirty toilets. But it was for. Yeah, for an energy.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Were they singing Against All Odds?

[B]

Yes, I think so. Is Phil Collins that desperate for cash?

[D]

Isn't he one of.

[B]

He's one of the richest musicians in the world. I'm surprised. I also, I'm. I'm a sucker for it. I thought that the lay's potato chips.

[A]

Commercial, that was number one on the list.

[B]

Oh, is it really? With the daughter inheriting the farm, I missed it. I did not know what it was. I was just watching. And it's this. This guy comes in. He's a farmer. He's working hard. He's an older guy, and he comes in the bar, and there's a happy retirement party. And then he. There's a lot to it.

[A]

And.

[B]

And it's. He passes the keys to the farm to the daughter. I was really. I mean, you kind of want to tear up.

[E]

Yeah. Oh, good.

[B]

But it's for lay's potato chips, which I'm. I approve of, by the way, and. Oh, you do.

[A]

That is your go to chip.

[B]

Those are very nice.

[A]

The classics.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

Is that what you guys had yesterday? Do you have classic snacks?

[A]

I did have. I had the. I went around the horn. I had the barbecue. Sour cream and onion and plain. All lay snacks. Wow.

[B]

Did you have any Pringles?

[A]

I did not have any because I.

[B]

Love the Pringles commercial with Sabrina Carpenter. I thought that was really funny. Not see the prank I did.

[E]

I missed it.

[B]

Yeah, It's. I don't know what. I'm technically very. They. She creates these giant sculptures out of Pringles.

[A]

I thought, oh, where she's dating Pringles, man. Yeah.

[B]

I thought was really funny. I didn't know who it was at first, and I realized, oh, wait a minute.

[A]

I've seen her now. That is Richard Carpenter's granddaughter.

[E]

It's not. She's the niece of the woman who voices Bart Simpson.

[D]

Oh, weird.

[E]

They are related.

[D]

Nancy Cartwright.

[A]

Yeah. Huh. What a teeny, tiny world.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

So we'll review many episodes.

[A]

Wait a minute.

[E]

Did you.

[A]

Did you tear up at the Budweiser? Little baby pony.

[B]

I thought it was great. You know, it's the commercials that have, like, a little twist to them are the ones I like the best. And that one is Josh. Is. What's the. Is the Pegasus, the horse that has wings?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, so if you were watching it all the way they go to this angle. And it looks like. When the horse jumps, it looks like he's got. You think, oh, my God, he's turning into a Pegasus. And then it's an actual eagle.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Coming up. It's great.

[A]

But he kind of. He helped the eagle out as a baby all the way.

[B]

It's just.

[A]

They grew up together.

[B]

It's a sweet story.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

And then they cut to a guy standing in the porch, and he goes, what is. Are you crying?

[A]

No, no, I got something. I'm not crying.

[B]

It was very, very. Well, the only.

[D]

The commercial that made me tear up was the Minions preview, because I went, oh, God, they made another.

[E]

I thought of you when I saw that.

[A]

I saw. I heard it first, and then I saw the Minions guy running at me, and I thought, oh, I hope this is the Minions. I hope this is the Minion. Josh is going to lose his mind.

[D]

It's funny because they don't really say words, you know?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Right?

[D]

Yeah. It's like part four or something.

[A]

Yeah. Minions.

[B]

I'm surprised you don't like it because it brings joy to a lot of kids.

[A]

Minions and monsters or something.

[D]

Yeah, well, no, see, I want the. I want joy brought to kids in the forms of Bugs Bunny and the Roadrunner.

[B]

Well, interestingly enough, you probably didn't hear this, but last week there was a big controversy about the Spanish skater in the Olympics that could not get the rights to the music that he's been working on for a couple of years. Did you hear this?

[D]

What was the song?

[A]

Yeah, we did.

[B]

It was from. Part of. It was from the Minions.

[A]

He's dressed as a minion. And the yellow shirt and the goggles and everything.

[C]

Oh, good.

[A]

And he's skating.

[B]

Figure skating has. Has loosened up a lot. They remember back in the day, it was just always really boring classical music.

[D]

Yeah. Now they can do backflips and stuff.

[B]

And they can have lyrics. Yeah, you could. There's their singing and the guy. That incredible backflip. But this guy does kind of a costume thing, which is. Because he'll eventually, obviously be in, you know, one of those skating tours.

[D]

Did he want that happy song.

[B]

I forget which one. Yeah, that was one of. In any event, he apparently got the rights cleared last Wednesday, but at one point, he was gonna have to put different music on the routine, and it was kind of a big deal.

[D]

Has he done it yet?

[B]

I don't think so. The individual. The USA got the gold in the group skate.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

And I wish Christie were here, because I have a Bone to pick with skating and gymnastics.

[A]

You know they're different sports.

[B]

No, but I have the same problem with both of them. This is a combination of biology and physics. I think there should be a weight divisions. That little Japanese guy skating.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, of course he can jump. He weighs 40 pounds.

[A]

I'm just saying you have always had a bone to pick, if you will, with Simone Biles and her body type. And she. Of course she's going to fly, which is great.

[B]

I'm just saying there should be a heavyweight division. I want to see some skaters out there that are normal sized people.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Skating down the yellow brick road.

[A]

And I think you'd agree with this. I'm going to take it. I'd just like to see normal people.

[B]

People. Yes.

[A]

A lot more places. Wouldn't you?

[B]

You know the problem with the Olympics? Chick McGee explained this to me. Too many foreigners.

[A]

Just normal people.

[D]

Yes. You know how many weirdos?

[A]

A bunch of weirdos on my tv.

[C]

Big broads out there doing ballet. Right.

[D]

I want the Fantasia hippos out.

[B]

That's what I want.

[D]

You know what? Athletes are not in. In. They are in great shape because of what they have to do. But they're kind of chubby. Are the luge guys.

[A]

Oh, yeah?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Really.

[D]

They've got. They pack on some meat.

[A]

And there was one loose guy. Oh, what I sent you a skater or a skier anyway. This one loose guy, you could tell what religion he was.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

With the pants. It was a dongville right there. Boy. It was something else.

[B]

And there's a. There is a. This. It sounds like this is something we made up. There's a legit controversy about the ski jumpers and the. And the pants they wear. And that when they were fitted, some of them injected their male members.

[D]

Oh, that's right.

[B]

And it's come back again. We had the story about a month ago. It came back again last week.

[D]

Still issues.

[B]

These guys were actually injecting something into their male members so it would be bigger when they were fitted. So when it shrunk back down, it would give them more lift.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Which is. Well, you've got to be dedicated to your sport.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Here's a syringe, Dave. Stick it in your penis. No, thanks.

[A]

And coming up later with the speed skating event, Alexander Farthoffer.

[D]

Hilarious.

[A]

He started speed skating at the age of 10 in Wergle, Austria, which is right next to Innsbruck.

[B]

I believe it's pronounced Fart huffer.

[A]

Fart huffer. It's F A, R T H O, F E R at breakfast.

[B]

You sent that to me and I was having breakfast with the girls and I said, look at this fart huffer. They didn't like it as much as I did. I thought it was great.

[A]

I knew you'd love it.

[D]

You yelled it in the crowded brunch.

[B]

Of course, signaled the waitress. Hey, Ms. Bailey, get over here. You got to see this right now. I want to talk about that car. Christy's a big fan. The Hyundai.

[A]

She has the Hyundai palace.

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And it's a beautiful, beautiful vehicle. The Palisade Hybrid gets a staggering EPA estimated 619 miles of range. And the other beauty of this thing is they've got an odd slogan for the Hyundai Palisade, no cleats on the seats. If you've ever had a car that has the back seat and then the way back, as I like to call it, the kids would have to climb over the backseat to get to the way back. And as a result, you'd have mud all over that back seat. Well, no cleats in the seats. How do they do it? They have those captain's chairs for the back se. So there's a nice little aisle there to get to the way back. The Hyundai. Check out the Hyundai Palisade. See what I'm talking about? You can drive a whole bunch of kids to soccer practice in one of these babies. And if the soccer practice happens to be 600 miles away, you can make it on one tank plus a little bit of AC. What I'm talking about. Visit Hyundai USA.com see what we're talking about. The Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. It's a beautiful vehicle. 562-314-4603 if you want to phone them for some details, they'll tell you what's going on. Or just visit HyundaiUSA.com tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the BOB and TOM show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. We have to get back to emails from our listeners here in just a moment, but there's Jess Hooker at the News center.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[C]

Hey, Chick.

[B]

Hey, man.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. Hello, indeed. There's Ace Cosby.

[B]

Hey, man.

[A]

And I am Chick at the Prize Picks Sports Desk. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This letter begins as I was on my way to work this morning. I was saddened to hear that Josh has quit the show. Is this true?

[D]

It is true.

[A]

And if so, I will miss him, but I wish him well.

[D]

Well, thank you. And I will. I'm here today only to explain why.

[A]

I quit, and it's going to take a while for you to explain it. So every day you're going to explain a little more.

[D]

Right, Right. I just give one word hints.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So this first word.

[B]

And other than I understand that you have 200 hints, so it's at least one a day.

[D]

That's right.

[B]

And you'll finally leave the for today's.

[D]

Hint because.

[A]

This letter is from Robin Johnson, who lives in T R E M P E A L E A U Trumpelow, Wisconsin.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Wow. What about that?

[B]

Now, I should point out Josh was in the hospital for a while and you are sitting down.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So.

[A]

So that's good.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Diverticulitis doesn't necessarily affect my ability to sit.

[B]

Well, I thought just the.

[D]

I said my ability.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Not to sit.

[B]

I misunderstood.

[A]

I really misheard you.

[B]

We almost.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Let's see now. Dear Bob and Tom Show. My wife and I attended Pat Godwin show Saturday night in Niles, Michigan.

[D]

Oh, nice.

[B]

He still got it. He owned the room. Yeah. The entire.

[C]

Oh, I don't have the fastball anymore.

[A]

But I can throw a curve. He brought the heat.

[B]

This is from Nelson. I love the end of this Nelson. He says, pat, stay awesome.

[C]

Oh, thank you.

[B]

That's not like the end of a. By the way, the word awesome.

[D]

Let's.

[B]

Let's face it.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, come on.

[A]

Well, it's superlatives. I mean, awesome.

[B]

Hilarious. Watching a volcano erupt.

[A]

That's awesome, right? Seeing Pat Godwin in concert, it's great.

[B]

No, but, no, I just mean the other day I was ordering, ordering lunch. I like the Caesar salad. And the lady goes, awesome. Really? Awesome Caesar salad. I'm sure it's okay. Perhaps delightful, but not really.

[A]

Well, they're instructed. I know where you go to eat at. Sorry to bother yous. And they're not. They're not instructed to say anything other than oh, yeah. When you're ordering.

[B]

So they're very nice.

[A]

Is that right?

[B]

You missed my great idea, Josh.

[D]

What's that?

[B]

I was asking if every one of the servers at this restaurant has a tattoo and they do. Yes, I said. How about this idea? Take a photograph of one of the tattoos that is not normally visible when they're wearing their clothes.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And then see if you can. And then. And then take pictures of each of the waiters and waitresses. And then see has. I have a game. See if you can match up the tattoo to the I.

[D]

Welcome to tramp Stamps.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

What can I do?

[A]

You know that the people who have the. Have the tattoos and would participate in this game, if you will. Probably don't. Don't want to do that.

[B]

I bet they do.

[A]

I bet they don't.

[E]

They could put it on the back of the kids menu. Give the kids something to do.

[A]

Yeah, look. Make coloring books out of it. Give the kids coloring books of their tattoos. Crayons.

[B]

Why is that rocket ship dripping? It's not a rocket ship building. Keep drawing your. Okay. Well, Pat, I'm glad you had a good show. I know you've got a huge show coming up this Saturday. Valentine's Day night. You and Willie G. In Evansville, Indiana at Pat Cosa.

[A]

How are you gonna have a. How are you gonna have a date on Valentine's Day?

[C]

Oh, I'll do my dating after the performance. I'll perform after the performance.

[A]

You have something scheduled or you can share with us or.

[C]

I have the show. I'm gonna play it by ear.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

All right.

[C]

That's how I always do it. Women love that when you fast and.

[D]

Loose play it by ear.

[C]

Especially Valentine's Day.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They want to be.

[C]

What do you want to do? It's quarter eight. What do you want to do?

[D]

Women love be feeling unsure that they're man made plans.

[A]

Yeah, they love that Chinese. You know what else they love is finding gifts with a card in it addressed to someone else. They love that. When they find stuff like that, it's all. It's a whole thing.

[D]

That's why you go with Honey baby sugar.

[A]

That's right.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

No names on your Valentine's Day cards. Fellas.

[A]

You. Yeah. See, that way you're safe now.

[B]

We were Talking about the super bowl commercials, and one of the ones I really liked was the one for Lace potato chips with the storyline about the.

[A]

But you love lay's potato chips.

[B]

But I thought it was a really good. Didn't you say that was number one in the poll?

[A]

Yes, it was.

[E]

So it was a feel good. It wasn't funny.

[B]

This is interesting. This is. I don't know if this is the truth. It says, hey, that Lace commercial is about my friend and her dad, Katie and Tom Newmiller from Thompson, Illinois. Frito had them at the game in a suite.

[D]

How about that?

[E]

Nice. Real people.

[B]

I did not know that. That makes it even better.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow. Well, yeah, I.

[A]

Do you think they had lay's potato chips in the suite?

[D]

I would hope so.

[E]

Guessing so.

[B]

No, they. They had fleet enemas for all their guests. You're up next, sir. Come on in here.

[A]

Did you hear that laugh? That fleet enema got it.

[B]

Of course they had.

[A]

Just asking. It could have been. Well, we live in a world where.

[D]

The polar bears are drinking Pepsi, so I think it's a fair question. I didn't care for that. Polar bears of Coca Cola.

[C]

Nice try.

[D]

Pepsi.

[B]

That was a great commercial.

[D]

It kind of wasn't, though, because polar bears drink Coca Cola. We all know this.

[A]

I like the noise polar bears make. They can make anybody talk in it, but they. All the polar bear does is.

[E]

Did you know that polar bears French kiss?

[A]

What?

[E]

They French kiss each other. And it is so aggressive and gross. When you see. They do it so long, they foam at the mouth.

[A]

The word.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[A]

That's a how it's done.

[B]

Right?

[A]

The word you're looking for isn't gross. It's hot.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

No.

[E]

They French kiss each other.

[A]

Got lots of tongue, and, you know, they do it. Doggy. Polar bears.

[B]

Oh, I think.

[E]

Oh.

[D]

That way they can both watch the hockey game.

[A]

That's right. Why are. There's no polar bear in the National Hockey League, right? No.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Detroit Red, Boston Bruins.

[D]

Louie is a bear.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Louis Louie. Yeah. Not Bluey.

[A]

That's his name.

[B]

Used to be foaming, but not. Not at the moment. But he's not a polar. Okay, we'll move forward here. Coming up, more of your letters and.

[A]

More sports, including the Seahawks. And now the world champions. They beat who? They play the Patriots, 29, 13. And then we'll have more updates from the Olympics, of course, in Milan, Italy.

[B]

Oh, I see.

[A]

That's right. Lindsay Vaughn, you're gonna crash 12 seconds into your run.

[B]

Thank You. Thank you very much.

[D]

Laugh, laugh from Ace. And you're her type. Chick said the best last week.

[A]

She should not have been there.

[D]

If anybody in this room has a chance with Lindsey Vaughn.

[B]

Well, we are coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Bob and Tom News center. It's Jess Hooker. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[C]

Hey, chicken.

[D]

Hey.

[A]

At the I Hate Stephen Singer Sidekick chair, it's Josh Arnold.

[D]

And get the number one gift for Valentine's Day, a 24 karat gold dipped rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's a real rose dipped in real gold, guaranteed to last a lifetime. I hate stevensinger.com.

[A]

There'S Ace Cosby and his beard. I'm Chick McGee at Prize Pick Sports Desk and hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee. Yeah, we just had a letter about the. I mentioned that one of the commercials I liked a lot during the super bowl was the lay's potato chip commercial. It's about a retiring farmer and we got a letter from Someone saying that that's based on that. That wasn't the actual farmer, but it is their story.

[E]

Oh, that's nice.

[B]

This says it was. That's a semi fictionalized version. Is described here as a cinematic version of the life of the potato farmer. The new Miller family, father and daughter team running a third generation farm in.

[A]

Illinois that asks the question, when they do the Bob and Tom movie, who would you. Who would you want to play you, Tom? Maybe Clint Eastwood.

[B]

I mean, to what ear are we talking?

[E]

Oh, yeah, good point.

[D]

You know now like a little big.

[A]

All through the years, I think.

[B]

No, no, you got. You got to see. You start with someone with a certain look and then it evolves.

[D]

Was it Little Big man where Dustin Hoffman and like a hundred. And then it goes back to tell the story. We're doing that.

[A]

Right.

[D]

So you get. You get.

[A]

Yeah, you get now and then you.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Also it starts with like the famous Belushi thing in the graveyard, as we remember.

[D]

Right?

[A]

No, no one said anything about Belushi.

[D]

He also was an old man.

[B]

He was an old man that was going back.

[D]

That's because the little wasn't good enough. I just remember even more obscure, more relatable.

[A]

More relatable than Little Big Man.

[B]

There is a great scene, Little Big man, though, where a maybe one Faye Donow is getting it and she goes, you heathen, you beast.

[A]

She's getting it, she's getting it.

[B]

I remember that line. I haven't seen that movie since like 67, whatever. And I just remember that line. You Ethan, you beast. In any event, congratulations to the new Meyer family. That was a. That's a really nice. One of the really nice commercials. Special. Hello. Going out to. This is a tough one, boy. A nice letter from Iceland. Johan or Sigmundson?

[A]

I believe it is Sigmundson.

[B]

Sigmundson. Okay. With a lot of extra. I'm not even looking at it. He's got an, um, lot over the O&ORN.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I'm not sure. Anyway, thanks for listening. Listening from. From Ireland.

[D]

Iceland or.

[B]

Excuse me. Excuse me. Iceland. Sorry. C U, C, R. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Confusion. I was looking at the way he spells this and I was. Yes, it's an Iceland.

[A]

All right, so now.

[D]

All right.

[B]

I feel like I'm living in Iceland right now.

[A]

It is cold.

[B]

Check local listings. You have any more letters?

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom show. Let's see. I have been a loyal listener since the early 90s. I'm a police officer in Cincinnati, Ohio. As an officer, we've come to realize there are certain days of the year that cause the police to be busier than you usual. I'm preparing the future. I'm telling as many men as possible that they too can adequately be prepared for these days. Super Bowl, Sunday next year, 2027 is on Valentine's Day. That's right. SoFi Stadium, February 14, 2029. 27. That's your super bowl date next year.

[B]

They're back in California.

[A]

Decisions will have to be made. Wait, do I take the wife to a romantic dinner or stay home and watch the Super Bowl?

[D]

Oh, February 13th is the day to go out. Yeah, I mean, a bunch of. There are so many people who want the Super Bowl.

[A]

Yeah. 14th is Sunday, obviously.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So there.

[B]

That's an interesting delay.

[A]

And it's. Yeah. Late, right? Incredibly late.

[B]

I wonder. I thought it was going to be going a different direction. As a police officer. I wonder if when the game is over and the bars are emptying out, if they have more DUIs from people that have been drinking since 9 o' clock in the morning.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

That is a long, long time.

[B]

Benjamin in Wisconsin writes old Benny boy.

[A]

Yes, Benny the Ball.

[B]

We had a baked potato bar at our super bowl event.

[D]

How about that?

[B]

Yeah, they were amazing. Keep doing what you do well. Thank you. I'm glad someone. Yeah, a nice.

[A]

Did you have a big blowout? Did you have a baked potato bar?

[E]

No, no, no. I made mulligatawni soup.

[A]

Oh, what's that?

[D]

That sounds great.

[E]

It's an Indian soup.

[D]

Very tasty.

[E]

Yeah, it's very good.

[A]

It's very hearty. Isn't it hearty?

[B]

You make it.

[D]

No, no, no. Not Native American. But enjoy the letter you have to write later today.

[B]

All the.

[A]

Show is experiencing technical difficulties. As soon as we sort those out, we'll be right back. But first, a letter just for Chick.

[B]

Don't blame me because Columbus got it wrong.

[A]

Dude. Dude. Chick. You called it. Seahawks blowout. I bow to the master. That's Karen from Kentucky.

[E]

Oh, Karen.

[C]

Okay, do a little bow.

[A]

Karen.

[B]

Steve, proud member of the Morning Breath club. He says a lot of crotch grabbing in that halftime show. I did notice that.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah, a lot of crotch grabbing.

[A]

I think that is.

[E]

I don't think that that's a crotch grab. No, I think it's the Michael Jackson thing. Like he just puts his hand down there. Like that's.

[B]

That's a crotch crap. Let me explain how this works. Hand crotch, crotch grab. No, there was some very. And they. The crotch grab march, but there Was. Did you watch the whole thing?

[E]

I watched the whole thing.

[B]

There was a wedding.

[E]

Well, I wasn't looking for reasons to hate it.

[A]

Oh, like Tom was?

[B]

Yeah, no, I. It's just not for me. As Josh would say, there was a wedding during that halftime performance, and it was real.

[E]

Oh, did they win that opportunity?

[A]

Well, can you say really in a game of weddings that there are any winners.

[C]

During a song they had a wedding? Yeah, I'm confused.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

It was sort of a tribute to Puerto Rico. And there. There's a thing about the wires and the electricity going out and they're kind of walking through a market.

[A]

The wedding depicted during Bad Bunny super bowl halftime show was real. About 5 minutes into the 13 minute extravaganza at Levi's Stadium, the latter part of a wedding ceremony was showing. Was shown with a smiling officiant declaring the couple married. And the husband and wife, both wearing white, shared a kiss as dancers and musicians surrounded them and smiled.

[B]

And there was an open bar. So all the people in the stadium were thrilled. They didn't even have to bring a gift.

[A]

After the show, Bad Bunny's representative confirmed that the couple had actually been married during the show. The unnamed husband and wife had invited Bad Bunny to their wedding, but he said they should instead be part of halftime show and get married there.

[E]

That's nice.

[A]

And Bunny, Mr. Bunny served as a witness and signed their marriage to certificate. There you go.

[B]

That's kind of cool.

[A]

Yeah, be Bunny.

[D]

Sanctity of marriage.

[A]

Isn't that something?

[C]

Just a few of our friends.

[B]

Dear Bob and Tom show, I would like to propose that Mr. Jeff Oscar and Mr. Jeff Bodart show at the Castle Finn Vineyard and Winery.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Be dubbed the Night of the Living Jeffs.

[D]

Pretty good. Oh, that's nice.

[C]

That's good.

[B]

That's nice. You know this guy's return address, I won't give the whole thing, but it begins with the words open grave.

[D]

Huh? Because I was gonna go Jeff Comedy Jam.

[E]

Oh, that's good.

[A]

Oh, that's not really.

[D]

Jeff's is pretty good.

[B]

I thought it was dubbed A Tale of Two Jeffs.

[A]

No, but I think that's.

[D]

That's lazy.

[B]

That's what it said on my sheet.

[A]

Oh, Jeff Comedy Jam is a thing, right?

[D]

A Tale of Two Jeffs is nothing.

[B]

I just read anything you hand me. I'm reading it verbatim.

[E]

Just a Night of Two Jeffs.

[B]

I think that's all this says Night of the Living Jeffs.

[C]

They're thinking of adding a second show. It's going so, well.

[D]

Oh, really?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, I thought you were.

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

No joke coming up.

[C]

No, no, I wouldn't joke about that.

[D]

Well, I mean, I hear Bodart Owsuk, second show, I think. Joke.

[B]

Wow, that is just cruel.

[A]

And isn't Jeff Bodart going to be in this studio?

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[D]

Thursday, us with a good time.

[E]

He'll be here once for everybody.

[D]

Wow, I may have to go to that show. I love those guys.

[B]

Now we'll be hearing from both of them, I guess this week. And once again, that's in Illinois somewhere.

[D]

Oh, Marshall.

[B]

Marshall, Illinois.

[D]

I thought it was like down the street.

[E]

No, it's. It's out of state.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom show. First I'd like to welcome back Josh.

[D]

Hey, thank you.

[A]

I missed his presence very much. Much.

[D]

I missed you guys.

[A]

From Jim and Bettendorf. Secondly, I think it's only fair to point out Chick's dislike since he seems to take such joy in pointing out Tom's dislikes. Okay, well, I believe we went over a whole list of things that Tom hates. They are many and varied. So I guess this is only fair. Let's start a list with the following. A chick dislikes comedians with the last name Maury. That's correct.

[D]

Why? You like Ron Mori?

[A]

No. No, I don't.

[B]

Oh, Maury Amsterdam.

[A]

Nope. Marriage. I don't know if I dislike it. I've just gotten it wrong so many times.

[B]

You're just not good at it.

[A]

I'm just not very good at it. Yeah, yeah. It's the same reason I don't.

[D]

I've met a couple of them. Chick, you didn't need to be good.

[A]

Invitations to any function, including but not limited to weddings, parties, funerals, luncheons, baptism.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

Yeah, I hate all of that.

[B]

Dead on.

[A]

Tom Brady.

[B]

These are things you hate, Tom.

[A]

Accurate. That's accurate.

[B]

He showed up in that.

[A]

At the tongue. The Duncan.

[B]

Yeah, but I. I thought that in general, I thought that was really fun.

[E]

Yeah, it was good.

[B]

And he kind of looked. He had like that funny wig on.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Leaving my house on the weekend. That's exactly true. Leaving my house for anything but work. That's exactly right.

[B]

Did he put the word work in there?

[A]

It's in quotes.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

The city of Dallas having to do with football, indoor killing, our president, Beatles trivia, and anything to do with the Beatles.

[B]

These are all correct.

[A]

I don't understand this next one. Hat pins. When have I made it known that I hate hat pins?

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

Can anyone?

[D]

I love this, though.

[A]

I Do. But why? How did he know? I don't think I've said it.

[B]

I believe we were talking about a glory hole and the hat pins.

[A]

Running it through the old. The pain. And then it'd be stuck. Yeah, that's like a nightmare.

[B]

Yeah, that classic urban legend.

[A]

See, because you threw the whole thing.

[B]

You've never heard this famous urban legend?

[E]

No.

[B]

Guy sitting down at a toilet and there's a glory hole next to his face. I'm sorry, excuse me. I got it wrong. There's a lady sitting next to a. Sitting down at a toilet and there's a glory hole. And this a male member comes poking through.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

She takes her hat pin, skewers it, and then gets up and leaves.

[D]

Of course, this was in 1951, when.

[B]

In 2026. That's still gonna be real tough.

[A]

A hat pin.

[B]

Yeah, it's sort of like. It's. It's sort of like one of those things when you're putting up frames and drywall. They go in and they expand. Oh, yeah, that thing's not coming out easily.

[A]

Finally, the things I hate. Sailboats, Mich. Or sailboating in Michigan. That applies paper towels upside down in the restroom. Actually, Tom and Ace brought that to my attention and I readily agree that's.

[B]

We should explain that if they're putting that machine upside down, you can't get them out because there's the really hard communicated.

[A]

I hate cats. I hate cats and geese. I don't remember hating. Oh, I do hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

[E]

So many things you forget. What?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. We should start alphabetized. And of course, last but not least, Lindsay Van on. That's exactly right.

[D]

I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

[A]

She didn't have any business competing because maybe some other up and coming skier could be in now instead of her.

[B]

I have a question now. If she's not there, can they put in an alternate?

[E]

They have a sub? Yeah.

[A]

I don't know. Maybe her and her qualifying and her shadow cast such a huge presence. There's no other skier that would dare, apparently.

[B]

I tell you what's scary. You see her getting airlifted out of there. There.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Dangling from the.

[A]

I heard that they do that for everybody.

[B]

That's scary. They're not in the copter. They're dangling from the copter.

[E]

Yeah, I don't know.

[A]

But there's an attendant there dangling with her.

[B]

Oh, great. So the two of them. The two of them can hit the chair lift wire when they're going up.

[A]

Telling her it's going to be okay.

[B]

Right now it's time for a. We're trying to help people. That's what we do in this show.

[A]

Educate and help.

[B]

Yeah. With Valentine's Day coming on Saturday, if you're getting into the panic mode, I've got the perfect gift. This is really. This is real. Tom speaking. The aura frame. They are great. There's one right behind Josh that. That one's got some cool pictures of some posters that we put up. But it's got all kinds of photographs in there. There's a nice shot of four of.

[A]

Us, pictures of our posters. That's exciting.

[B]

We have next poster. Everyone's.

[D]

The picture's like a proof.

[B]

We have a beautiful aura frame full of posters. Well, maybe a photograph will come up that we like.

[E]

Oh, that's a good one. I love that one.

[B]

What is on that one?

[E]

It's chicken. Josh laughing really hard.

[C]

I wonder what I said.

[E]

Probably you at a live show.

[A]

Probably.

[B]

Now, the point is the aura frame. How does it work? Well, it's a beautiful frame. And the. You can have photographs rotating through it. You load it.

[A]

Oh, you have to bring the pictures over here and put them into the.

[B]

No, you don't. You can do it. That. I did that one. That look, there's. Oh, that's Godwin with my buddy Hugh. Oh, yeah, Hugh Jackman doing a high five here in our studios. What a day. Probably the nicest major celebrity I've ever met. The aura frame. This is a great gift. And it's got unlimited storage. You can put videos in it, the whole deal. And you set it on a rotation. So let's just say like my buddy John was having a baby maybe today. His wife's of course, doing most of the heavy lifting there.

[A]

Maybe baby.

[B]

The perfect gift for his parents and her parents. Every day they can get up and hey, look, there's another picture of the baby. Isn't that sweet? Or maybe pictures of you. If you've got a. Let's say maybe your sweetie wants to have a picture on his desk. But it's got a whole bunch of pictures. This is really cool. Free unlimited storage. You can preload the photos, personalize it. And here's what I'm talking about. The aura frame. It's been rated number one by Wirecutter and they're very picky. For a limited time, Bob and Tom show listeners get 35 bucks off the best selling carver matte finished frame, the Carver mat. Use the code, Tom. It's very simple. Go to aura frames. Aura. Aura frames.com. promo code is Tom. Support the Bob and Tom show at checkout. Terms and conditions apply. This is a really great gift, and I now have one. When you walk into my house, if you go through the garage, there's one of these when you first walk in.

[E]

Oh, nice.

[B]

It's. It's so sweet.

[A]

Do you bring your guests?

[B]

Look, there's a picture of one of my boys there.

[A]

Garage.

[B]

That's Mr. Fletcher. Hello.

[E]

And your.

[D]

One of my boys. It's your dog.

[E]

And his two sons are in the other picture.

[B]

Oh, really? How those get up there? Oh, I know. That's a great picture reflection I sent you guys.

[D]

Why? From the hospital. Did you guys see it?

[B]

Yeah. Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's in there. That's a great shot.

[E]

Tom goes. What is he doing with his face?

[D]

Oh, it was a sexy.

[E]

I know. That's what I said.

[D]

Smoldering is what I was doing.

[A]

What is he doing with his face?

[B]

When we come back, we have more information about the world of.

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Of as we know it. Yeah.

[B]

About the world of. What's it called? The. The ed. Drugs being placed in stuff that people don't know they're in there. So. Yeah. And the FDA not very happy about it. Plus, is that a coffee shop or. Wait a minute. There's a nipple in my latte.

[D]

Quieter. Everybody will want one.

[B]

Oh, that's what's happening. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. It's awesome.

[D]

You're gonna love it.

[E]

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I'm gonna give it to you.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker.

[E]

Here I am.

[A]

She's at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[C]

Is that you, Chick?

[A]

He's in the performing pavilion. He's got a song coming up.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

Is that right, Tom?

[B]

I believe so. We were just reviewing various possibilities. I wanted him to play one that Josh may not have heard because Josh has been thought so in the. In and out of the hospital the last time. Few weeks. But you're going to be fine. Apparently.

[D]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

There.

[D]

There's probably a surgery in my future, but everything's good.

[B]

Good. All right.

[E]

We missed you.

[D]

Oh, thank you.

[B]

With the. There are certain regulations. These so called hippo rules.

[E]

Hippo.

[B]

Oh, sorry.

[D]

Oh, I don't care about any of that.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Diverticulitis is what I have.

[B]

I. I see.

[A]

That's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick.

[B]

Oh, sorry.

[A]

Hello, Tom.

[B]

We were talking about the case they gave me.

[A]

Thanks, Snoop.

[B]

The various commercials in the super bowl and it is kind of overwhelming because there are so many and there's so much going on, it's kind of hard to remember all of them. I missed the one when you mentioned the Hellman's mayonnaise. I saw the one that was the Meal Diamond. I didn't see that when I just watched it during the break.

[A]

That.

[B]

That's really funny with it.

[A]

My favorite part is the talking baloney. I like that.

[B]

Andy Samberg to the soon of Sweet Caroline. It's. And he's got this hair kind of in that 70s era Neil diamond thing.

[D]

He's a likable cuss, isn't he?

[B]

Yeah, it's. It's called Meal Diamond. That's quite funny. And I'm obviously with our new best friend Hugh Jackman being in that movie about Neil Diamond. Yeah, I saw that in the theaters. Is that streaming yet? It's called song Blue.

[E]

Streaming now.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I believe Kate Hudson's nominated for an Academy Award.

[E]

She is.

[B]

She's terrific in that.

[A]

Now, you know, her grandfather discovered the river that runs through New York City.

[D]

That is true.

[B]

So it wasn't there till he found it, Right?

[A]

Well, it was there, but they didn't know it was the Hudson.

[D]

They just called it the. The flowy water.

[A]

No, they called it the runny land. Land. They called it.

[D]

Look.

[B]

George Washington Bridge. Who he? I don't know.

[A]

Me want chance. Me Know how.

[D]

What?

[A]

No, what is it?

[E]

All right.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Now we have the Super Bowl.

[A]

Yesterday, Seattle Seahawks won the franchise's second Super Bowl. Defense was the engine to the gasoline and the power of the team or the various, let's see, Devin Witherspoon, Derek Hall, Byron. Byron Murphy and the rest of that defense. Defense pummeled Drake May. Seattle 2913 winners.

[B]

Who was the MVP?

[A]

Kenneth Walker. The third, the MVP. 27 carries, 135 rushing yards. Only the eighth time in the super bowl running back has been named MVP. And one of those was of course number 44, John Riggins. MVP of Super Bowl. Defensive player ever got 17. Yeah, like Chuck Howley. I think in Super bowl five or one of those.

[D]

There's something say Riggins is. Is the most overrated NFL player of all time.

[A]

Your thoughts on.

[B]

Hey, you've been gone for a while.

[D]

I just heard some saying that. What are you trying to say?

[A]

What do you want me to come over? Come. I'm so mad. Lindsey Vaughn's pursuit of a second Olympic downhill gold medal has gone downhill. The 41 year old skiing with a badly injured left knee crashed in Sunday's race in Italy. 13 seconds in. Taken off the course by helicopter. Received medical attention. Stable condition with an undisclosed injury.

[D]

Nobody likes to see that.

[E]

No.

[D]

A hot, hot woman.

[A]

She lost control early.

[D]

How could one of the Ugos go down?

[B]

Yeah. Hey, can you. Oh, hi. Can you put that boot in the air, baby?

[A]

And that. And that means, of course, Breezy Johnson won Olympic gold in downhill.

[D]

Congratulations to her.

[B]

And we just don't want to sit behind her in the chairlift.

[D]

Oh, that's why she got that.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It's unbelievable.

[A]

I was always wondering now if you're.

[B]

Now where's. What. What team is Farthofer on?

[A]

Farthofer's in Austria and he's a speed skater. He's a speed skater.

[B]

There really is a guy named, I'm not kidding, Fart Hoffer. F A R T. Fart. H O F E R. I was beside myself.

[E]

That's how they're pronouncing it.

[B]

Well, no, I was having brunch with my daughters and Chick texted me that and I said, oh my God, you got to see this.

[D]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

His guy's name is Fart Huffer and they didn't think it was funny.

[A]

I would imagine it's Fart Hofer.

[D]

I wonder if they're even saying for Thofer.

[E]

Yes, something like that. I'll be curious to them. Announce it.

[A]

He started Speed skating when he was 10 years old in his hometown of Worldo.

[B]

He's got an advantage, you know, that rectal propulsion. If you know anything about physics.

[E]

Right.

[A]

That's not true. He hobbies, any kind of sports. Cycling, cross country skiing, hiking, running, alpine skiing. By the way, he speaks English, German.

[B]

The video of Lindsey Vaughn going down. Yeah, 13 seconds and she's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That still is better than Ray Gun from the Summer Games. And the fabulous that.

[A]

That it leaves a lot up to the person you're telling the joke to that they would remember Ray Gunn, the breakdancer from Embarrassing.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

And they're not. They're not bringing back breakdancing.

[D]

Did they realize they had decided that long? They decided that even before the breakdancing occurred last summer.

[B]

Yeah, they have. They had a meeting and the sober guys showed up. Okay.

[A]

Breezy Johnson won the gold. Here are some words that rhyme with breezy. Oh, easy, sneezy, sleazy, wheezy.

[B]

Oh, yes, cheesy.

[D]

That's right.

[A]

What do you have that rhymes?

[E]

That's a great name, Breezy. Yeah, I think that's.

[A]

I hope it is her name and not a nick nickname. Yeah, that's why.

[B]

Oh, they have great nicknames. But what was the famous one that she gave herself?

[E]

Peekaboo Street.

[B]

Yeah, Peekaboo Street.

[E]

That was her name.

[D]

Oh, I forgot about.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember her parents were hippies or something that their kids name themselves. Well, that's such a bad idea. Can you imagine? This is our baby turd thrower. No, he picked the name for himself.

[A]

She had thighs like a nutcracker. Break you in half with those thoughts, I would argue.

[D]

Anyway, skating is the most missing misleading sport in the Winter Olympics. And that it looks like they're just on a leisurely sort of stage.

[A]

No.

[D]

And they are.

[A]

And their thighs are on fire.

[D]

Yes. It's just lactic acid city.

[A]

What was I, what, 10,000 kilometers last night or something? Some of those ones were there.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna go walk the dogs. I'll be back, Sven.

[D]

But it looks kind of relaxing.

[E]

It does.

[A]

They got their arms going. You could almost date.

[B]

And they're dressed like Spider Man.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then. But I like it when they get done and they take the, they take the hood off. They look at the hair on that guy. They got the goggles and everything.

[D]

See the 40 year old snowboarder who took off almost everything. The American who won gold. Yeah. Oh, he took off his shirt layers, just five layers.

[B]

And then he's 40.

[D]

He laid down. Yeah. 40 year old guy.

[C]

Great.

[D]

Pretty cool.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

Yeah. That's quite the story.

[D]

He did the slot. He did the slalom, the snowboarding slot. The race, the big race.

[B]

Oh, cool.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Did he win?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

You know, slalom is very close to the word shalom. Tom will tell you about all about that.

[D]

The snowboarding shalom occurs.

[B]

The joke that I did, which actually had a beginning, a middle and an end as opposed to doing his ass backwards. I was saying, I don't know if you're aware of this.

[A]

He got the plunger out and shoved shalom down your throat.

[B]

Part of the way. To get people to realize where this is a world of one, we need to all be in everybody else. That they had a special event they held. They were going to hold it on Saturday. Then that was. They were informed they had to do it another day. They couldn't do it on Saturday.

[A]

Why is that?

[B]

They had a group of rabbis doing the giant shalom.

[D]

Shalom.

[B]

You see? That would have been the joke.

[D]

Right?

[A]

Right.

[B]

He ruined it already.

[A]

No. How did I. Five ice skaters were rescued from Lake Champlain after becoming stranded on an ice sheet. A television station, wcax.

[D]

Cacs.

[A]

That's right. CAX reports that the Nordic Ice skaters out for a morning skate, were shocked to discover that the ice sheet they were on had separated from shore.

[B]

You know, when I go out and see the lake and there's water out there, I'm thinking, you know something? I'm going to go to the rink.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I think that Zamboni just went underwater.

[A]

One of the skaters, Nick Vander Kloot Easy, told the station that onlookers called for help. Rescue crews used inflatable boats, kayaks and dinghies to bring the skaters in safely. Vermont State Police Lt. Paul Ravel and praise the skater's preparedness, saying it made for a smooth rescue. This could be the worst news story ever. Masquerading as something interesting I've ever heard.

[B]

No, these people, they could have. They could have been stuck out there and drowned.

[A]

I don't think so. There is two.

[B]

The wind comes out, blows the ice flow out there.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Lake Champlain isn't that big.

[A]

It's right. Hasn't Champy been known to save people in both?

[D]

Yes. In fact, that's. They really should have given Champy the chance to save these folks.

[A]

You're familiar with Champy, right? It's like the Loch Ness Monster. Oh, no.

[B]

Frank Champy, the famous quarterback for the Harvard Yale game back in 60.

[D]

Chick's eyes are as wide as anything. His mouth Is agape.

[A]

Oh, my Lord.

[D]

Can't believe the reference.

[B]

That is the most end to your. Well, Ken Coleman there. You can buy a vinyl record of the.

[A]

The call of that. Why wouldn't you?

[B]

Harvard Beach Jail, 2020. Whatever.

[A]

A unicyclist in Colorado drew the attention of authorities for his fire juggling act at a Denver crosswalk.

[B]

Cool.

[D]

He's on a unicycle and he's juggling fire.

[B]

Yes. I'd give this guy K cash. Yeah, the guy. Yeah, the guy standing there and you know, between the lanes, like a 20 with a sign up there. No, no, he's blocking traffic. Someone's gonna probably be texting and run the guy over. Okay, this guy, he's juggling fire and he's on a unicycle.

[D]

Yeah, that's a skill.

[B]

This is. This guy.

[A]

The Commerce City Police Department said it received numerous calls from drivers who were treated to a little stoplight entertainment courtesy of a fire juggling unicorn. Cyclist footage captured by police drones show the person in colorful clothing cycling out into the middle of the crosswalk and juggling three flaming batons.

[B]

I'm surprised. Anyone?

[A]

40 seconds.

[B]

Anybody in today's world looked up from their phone and noticed him?

[D]

Yeah, boy. This is a guy who. Whose dad just never hugged him.

[B]

I mean, I bet he'll be available Valentine's Day to entertain pain because he will not be on a date.

[D]

Oh, here he is. He got some video and it's a tall unicycle.

[A]

Wow, look at him.

[B]

And he's on a crosswalk.

[D]

But he needs attention, my friends.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

He's doing the kick. He's doing the one legged.

[D]

I see no juggling. I'll be honest.

[B]

There we go.

[D]

There it is.

[B]

That's amazing.

[E]

Under the leg.

[D]

No, he's. This guy is a new seat. Wouldn't you be so mad.

[A]

Work. How long would you watch that? Until you started blowing your horn.

[B]

Come on. It's green a hole for a second of it. I think that guy's cool.

[D]

I don't know about cool. It is entertaining in the right spot.

[E]

Yeah. At a circus.

[B]

It'd be cool to have in the parking lot here one morning.

[D]

Yes, it would be.

[C]

Yeah, that's a different story.

[B]

He's juggling flaming swords or whatever they are on a unicycle.

[D]

I would applaud pins flaming.

[A]

If I came into work and he was out in the parking lot. That would be great. Can you or can you arrange.

[B]

Either way. If he catches one backwards, he's catching the end with the Fire on it.

[D]

I get it.

[B]

I mean, it's freaking. In the meantime, he's on a unicycle.

[A]

No, Josh, I don't think you do.

[D]

Like Tom said, I would like to see him in our parking lot. I would be entertained.

[B]

Now, how does he. Does he have a hat somewhere to put money in?

[E]

Well, that's. That's what. Yeah. Where are you.

[C]

No, he's not doing it for money.

[D]

No, no. Yeah. This guy.

[C]

Altruist.

[B]

Oh, it's the arch.

[A]

Oh, okay, okay.

[C]

It's all about the.

[B]

Okay. All right, now, coming up, we have Ed Drugs in the news. A cool story coming out of NASA today. We'll have some more super bowl updates for you. And we have donuts in the news.

[D]

I love donuts.

[B]

In a different way.

[E]

Not the ones you eat, bud.

[B]

Not the ones you eat.

[D]

Oh, like the hemorrhoidal ones you sit on?

[A]

No, like a batting donut.

[E]

Keep going.

[A]

You guys are really like a donut around your peen.

[E]

No, never mind.

[B]

What are you talking.

[D]

Your sexual move.

[B]

We have. Also, we'll get some history out there for you. We have some cool science news coming up today. Thank you very much. And we will return to this studio, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. Thank you, O'Reilly Auto Parts. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Travel with Christy Lee and other Bob and Tom listeners to Italy this September with Colette. Full [e-mail] trip this is the Bob and Tom show show.

[B]

And I'll tell you how.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Boba Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey. The man, the myth, the legend, and that is how it's done. There's Josh Arnold.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

I'm Chick McGee. At the prize pick sports desk on prize picks, you pick two to six players, choose more or less and watch your lineups light up. Up for the big game. And maybe there's big tournaments coming up. Now. Download prize picks. Use the code Tom. Get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. Five dollars. Must be present in certain states. Visit pricepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee. We were talking about the Super Bowl. Of course, a lot of people will be today. A lot of water cooler talk, Tom.

[D]

How did you view it? Were you with your girls?

[A]

Were you at a party on your phone, iPad, At.

[D]

At a.

[B]

At a baked potato bar of a variety of Spots.

[D]

Strip club.

[A]

No kidding.

[B]

In my office while doing some stuff on the computer I had a kind of half on. Yeah. Watch the Olympics a lot during the day, too.

[D]

Yeah, those are cool.

[E]

I love this.

[B]

And then I have it on my phone. So when I was out with the dogs, I was listening to. They have a different version of it there. And.

[A]

Well, it's the dog version.

[B]

And then. Then I've been in the kitchen for a while, all over the place. But, I mean, it was. Was, in my opinion, a very boring game.

[E]

Did anybody watch the Puppy Bowl?

[A]

I turned it on for a bit.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

It's just as adorable as you.

[D]

Yeah. Super cute. Yeah, I watched a few minutes.

[E]

Wasn't there a senior.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Dog bowl?

[A]

Yeah, there were a couple of. I. I saw a couple older dogs during the Veterans.

[E]

Yes. Veterans.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Senior league. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

But no, I, I, you know, I. I just thought the game was boring and. Well, you would, because like I said.

[A]

Before, you don't know anything about.

[B]

That's right. No football. That's. And most of the people are watching or probably.

[D]

I texted my brothers and I said, is this boring or. I know I'm not a big football guy, but is this boring? And my. My brother Jeff said, hey, if you like defense, man, this is a cool game.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

You like.

[B]

If you like the bomb. Oh, yeah. Great. Put it this way. I wanted. The third quarter was so boring. I wanted Bad Buddy to come back and do more of that thing. I was concerned there for a second because in the. As you know, the first. Well, there was a field goal, then another field goal, and then another. No, but I thought if. If New England scores, that means the score will be 6, 7, and my girls will lose their mind.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That would have been the highlight of. The highlight of the event for them. But that didn't happen there.

[D]

Pat, you love football. What did you think? Think?

[C]

I didn't watch any of it. Oh, I missed the Bugs Bunny halftime show.

[D]

Oh, no. Bad Bunny. You thought it was gonna be Bugs.

[B]

I would have been glued to it if it had been. I would have watched and paid.

[A]

Did you hear that? Did you see that? Just as easy as anything. That's how it's done.

[B]

That's gonna lead to a song.

[A]

Now it's done.

[B]

Got another letter, Pat.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

I meant. Oh, this is. I. This is. Well, the one I read earlier. This is from Nelson.

[C]

Nelson, I cut you off. Read the whole thing.

[B]

My wife and I attended Pat show Saturday night in Niles.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What is he doing?

[B]

Let Me say, the man has still got it. He owned the room. The entire crowd was laughing out loud. He played all his best songs and bits. It was a great evening out. Next time, bring the whole crew. Now, it's my understanding, the reason I wanted to read this again, it's my understanding that you were gifted.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

A cooler full of perch, was it?

[C]

No, bluegill.

[B]

Bluegill, yeah.

[C]

Tim from Michigan. And he. He calls in and Rob writes in all the time. Yeah, he was just adorable. He said, would you like a big cooler full of bluegill? I just caught him ice fishing.

[A]

And where is this cooler right now?

[C]

The cooler right now is at my house.

[E]

He's gonna bring it in and share it with all of us.

[A]

I hope not.

[E]

No, I want some.

[A]

No, it's gonna smell.

[D]

Are they.

[B]

They're frozen.

[C]

You said they're. They're vacuum sealed.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Have they already been. Is it already cleaned and everything?

[C]

Every.

[B]

Everything.

[C]

It's just. He did it perfect.

[D]

Oh, dude.

[A]

I mean, are there. Are there signs enough for everybody?

[C]

Are there signs he did a macaroni and cheese?

[B]

Now you're lying. Okay, that reminds me.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I think Josh might have missed this. Josh is the other. There's three guys in our crew that fish a lot. Yes, Jeffrey, Josh and Pat Godwin. And we had a news story, a couple of them, about ice fishing. I don't know if you heard this one, Josh. The. There was a guy ice fishing, and a guy, I guess, got too close to his hole.

[A]

Oh, his butthole.

[B]

The ice hole.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, the. And I guess. I guess there's a protocol if you're ice fishing. I don't know what the distance is, but.

[D]

Well, we had people write in, and they said, some. Some people said 75 yards. Others said, if you're with the group, you know, you close.

[A]

75 yards seems a little far.

[B]

I was under the impression, if you can read. If you can read the. The brand of beer they're drinking. You're too close is what I heard. But anyway, this. This. They got into an altercation. Yeah, I remember there was an arrest made and. But you have a tribute to ice fishing.

[C]

I do indeed. And as a tribute to Bugs Bunny from the Super Bowl, I will. I will. I will sing this song in Spanish.

[A]

Okay, now I'm kidding.

[C]

Oh, it's 6am should be waking up soon. It's been a year since I retired. It's five below up here in Wisconsin. Oh, but warm. Right by the fire. We've been married a long time. Feels like forever. I'M comfortable in my old chair but I'll be grabbing grabb. How about grabbing my rotten reel when I hear coming down the stairs?

[B]

Not in Spanish.

[C]

Justified. Fishing. I hate my wife. I'm going I fishing. Oh, I can't take a bitching. I'll stay outside and freeze till I turn blue I'd rather stick my pole in a cold Than to spend another minute with you.

[B]

Here we go.

[C]

That was a little Spanish right there with you.

[B]

Thank you, senor.

[C]

The fish aren't biting but the shack is quiet. It's the peace I prefer. I didn't take my phone so she'd leave me alone Here in Fond du Lac I'm not defond of her. I'll stay outside till 5 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[C]

That's as much cold as I can take as I walking. You got a little cough there. A little co Coming loud.

[A]

Tom, can you do something good?

[C]

Right in the mic show?

[B]

There's a. There's a button over there. You press it, for God's sake. Now do it in Spanish.

[D]

Just cough in Spanish.

[B]

Oh, that's French.

[C]

Sorry. Stay outside till 5 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[C]

I'm going to rewind now. So we get back in. Into the bit. That's not working. I'll stay outside till 5 o'. Clock. That's as much cold as I can take. Oh, as I walk in she's walking out to her own spot on the lake she says, I'm going ice fishing and leave this cozy kitchen oh, my days will side with you, old man.

[D]

All through Riddled with mistakes Three already.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[C]

I'd rather freeze my snapper Than to deal with your crap and spend another minute with you and he says, I'd rather stick my pole in a coal assault I'd rather fish freeze my ass.

[B]

That's four.

[A]

Who the hell are you? Haywood, what are you doing?

[C]

Catch a large mouth bass. Then to spend another minute I can't spend another second Feels like an eternity with you. Three more verses.

[A]

Yellow.

[B]

That's ice fishing in Spanish.

[C]

I know. Is it really?

[B]

Did you learn?

[C]

Did you look it up.

[B]

Pesca fish, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Ice. Yo.

[D]

Look it up. While you were doing your nose, of course I was.

[B]

I was looking up with the cure for getting whatever that sneeze was. Would you like a Kleenex?

[E]

I. I hit the button.

[B]

Yeah, but there's boogers all over the place.

[A]

Extra.

[B]

You know what hit that last chord.

[A]

Man, I forgot to tell you. This Mattress Mac. You remember him?

[D]

Oh, yes.

[B]

The gambler.

[A]

The gambling degenerate.

[B]

He masks his massive gambling habit. Does the IRS know about this guy?

[A]

I don't know, but he's on the up and he's a Houston area furniture store owner Jim McInvale is known for making huge bets on sporting events. And this year, no exception, the super bowl. He put $2 million down on the Patriots to beat the Seahawks. That means he lost $2 million.

[D]

Price of beds is going up this year.

[A]

And he ties this in with his furniture store. If you spent, let's say $4,000 on a mattress and maybe 4,000 on a.

[B]

Mattress, that seems a little steep.

[A]

Well, those are nice mattresses.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

At his furniture store. And if the Patriots beat the Seahawks In Super Bowl 60, you get your money, money back on your purchase.

[E]

What?

[A]

Oh, yeah. He ties it in with every area. He's sort of.

[D]

That's the rub there. He is able to write something.

[A]

Okay, I'm just telling you. So of course he had the Patriots and the points and he lost.

[B]

Oh. Oh. Coming up. Oh, we're going to talk with comedian Brad Williams. Looking forward to doing that. We'll see what's going on with Mr. Williams. Williams. Also, we have sitting in for Christy Lee. It's Ms. Hooker over there at the news desk. We've got interesting stuff coming from NASA today. I'm very excited about this. We have donuts in the news.

[D]

We better have them in the studio.

[B]

We have donuts. Who wants more idiots that are happen to be criminals? Plus, we have today in history some very exciting stuff. In fact, I'm doing a special event today, the last four days in history.

[E]

Oh, okay. He didn't do it at all. Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Right.

[B]

It may, it may take a while.

[E]

We're ready.

[B]

Okay, good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess from Hooker.

[E]

Hi.

[A]

She's at the NE desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[D]

Hi there.

[A]

At the IH Demon singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. At the prize pick sports desk, here's Tom deep in thought.

[B]

Thank you very much. Oh, real quick. We had a discussion earlier about what to title the the performance upcoming. And in Marshall, Illinois at the Castle Finn Winery of Jeff Oscar and Jeff Bodart the show is sold out. I understand if enough tickets are sold, they'll do a second show, so don't fret. Check it out once again. That's in Marshall, Illinois, the Castlefield Winery. That'll be great.

[A]

Do not fret now.

[B]

Also, that's going to be Valentine's Day evening. I should point that out. Also, on Valentine's Day evening, at a Simplicity Furniture, they clear the place out and they bring in Pat Godwin and Willie G for a show coming up, Valentine's Day night.

[C]

It's a great time.

[B]

It'll be cool. Well, a couple of quick shows. Got those plugs in. And now. Have we finished our sports broadcast?

[A]

Yes, we have.

[B]

We've covered everything.

[A]

All wrapped up now.

[D]

You've threatened a lot of history.

[B]

Oh, I do.

[D]

You said four days worth.

[B]

Yes, because we didn't get to it on Friday. And then I got thinking about it. Well, why don't we do.

[D]

Were you guys playing with sex toys on forever?

[E]

We were, yes.

[D]

Anything peak your interest?

[A]

Yes, There was that. There was that mouth thing.

[D]

There's a mouth.

[E]

Is it gone?

[A]

There's the. Yeah.

[D]

Does it have a functioning tongue?

[B]

It looks like the end. It looks like a small flashlight and the end of it looks like the Rolling Stones logo. Except the tongue is.

[C]

It's not.

[E]

Do you remember we said, do you know those things that you get at Disney on Ice? That spin and then.

[B]

Yeah, we had one of those, too.

[E]

It's like this. This, but it's for your.

[B]

That's a different one.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[D]

But this is like a mouth.

[A]

And the one that's the mouth and goes like this.

[B]

That's the other.

[D]

You know, you're really.

[B]

You're confusing. There's two different things you're talking about.

[A]

No, she's.

[B]

The mouth thing is. The mouth thing looks like a mouth with lips.

[E]

Oh, it does.

[D]

Okay. I would really like to make love to that. Is it still here?

[E]

But it. You can't insert for that one. It's actually. That one's for a girl.

[B]

The insert, the insertable one does look like one of the toys you get at the Ice Capades.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

It literally spins and goes up and down.

[D]

And I would like to work myself over with that, too. Is it here?

[E]

I think she took it with her.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

If you get on our Instagram account, you can see what it looks like now.

[D]

I can't. I'm holding it because I'm getting over diverticulitis. I shouldn't be jamming anything up my.

[B]

Here's a picture of It.

[D]

John, you guys can keep those.

[B]

Except this is about one quarter scale.

[D]

The male rose.

[B]

The male rose is called. There's a big rubbery sleeve on it.

[E]

It's as big as my forearm.

[B]

What?

[E]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And this. And then as Chick was pointing out. Let me get a thing here. This part, it spins very rapidly and then it also goes up and down.

[D]

And you think that would.

[B]

And then the inside of it looks like. You ever see those things where they take a. Like a spinning washing machine and it's got all those fingers sticking out and they throw chickens in there. It takes the feathers off.

[D]

It's got some rug.

[B]

That's what this looks like.

[D]

Whoa.

[B]

So I suggested. Apparently one would need a certain amount of lubricants to avoid. I believe the skin, I think, would fly off.

[D]

Yeah, it would denude.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not sure where you'd keep that at your house. I could just sort of see, you know, your mom comes over. Josh. Well, we were trying to. We're looking for a flat for a Phillips screwdriver, and we found the Jack Master 74.

[D]

I'll have to ask Oscar if he likes it.

[B]

They no longer. They no longer take batteries. They're all rechargeable.

[D]

He and I usually fight over.

[A]

And all.

[B]

All these products now are rechargeable?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

There's been a revolution in the world of.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

What is your rule about sharing these sorts?

[D]

That's what Jeff and I decide after. After a lot of whining and complaining, we decide to split customers custody.

[A]

Is that right?

[B]

This one. Can you see this one? The angle? But see, that looks just like lips.

[D]

And that is absolutely. For the female.

[E]

Yes, it is.

[D]

So that's a shame.

[A]

And.

[B]

And then this one. I mean, this is about the size of a. A medium to small banana.

[D]

Now that's your womanizer, isn't it?

[C]

Yeah, it is.

[B]

There's a new one called the womanizer. Next.

[D]

Next.

[A]

Yes, very quickly.

[E]

The 62nd.

[B]

Oh, so you missed it. You missed. Missed it.

[E]

There you go.

[B]

There's me with the. We're showing.

[A]

Oh, there it is. Look at that thing.

[D]

Looks like.

[A]

And now look at it going up and down.

[E]

How would you. Up. You have to have a second person.

[D]

And Tom, if you don't have lube, you are doing. I can't even imagine.

[B]

Oh, you'd be an episode of. Of the pit guy. Just a guy just walked in that needs skin grafts on his penis.

[D]

I take it back. I don't think I'm interested in this. That thing.

[B]

It's going too quickly.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

I think.

[B]

You know that thing with the state fair? You climb in the round room and it starts spinning so fast the floor drops out.

[D]

Right.

[B]

That's how fast that thing is.

[D]

That's like almost like a. A blender.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean.

[B]

And I'm not sure if you can. If you can slow it down a.

[D]

Little bit, you must, because the RPMs on what you were.

[B]

I mean, I guess we have the. Some of those videos posted, that's all from a place called Tickle K. And that would be.

[D]

Now, was Tom as uncomfortable as I.

[B]

Hope he would be?

[C]

No idea.

[E]

He did really well, though. I was proud of him.

[A]

You know what? He has gotten a lot better at.

[B]

Handling that thing because they never tell me what it's gonna do. She'll go. She hands it to me and she goes, press this button. Okay. I get it. It's vibrating. That. You get kind of used to that. But on that one, all of a sudden it starts. Then when it starts spinning, then it goes up and down.

[D]

Madness.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I'll tell you what it won't take. It won't take that much time.

[D]

You know what? Exactly. It looks like it would either hurt real bad or take six seconds.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like a rodeo ride. You gotta stay on for eight seconds.

[B]

We'll be right back to the studio. Yeah. Anyway, that was fun with. With Sadie.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

And her place, if you're interested, is. It's called Tickle Kitty. And they've got all kinds of. Of all kinds of stuff. And I assume she has plenty of video so you can see what's going on there. Now we're going to visit with Ms. Hooker over there.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Because she is. She has assumed the position.

[C]

Surprised her.

[A]

Those of you young broadcasters out there listening to us for maybe some pointers or tips or maybe in the future you'd like to have your own radio show. Let me tell you something. As far as introducing people, nobody does it better than television.

[D]

That's all there is.

[A]

I think it's so.

[B]

I think it's important to get.

[A]

Yeah, exactly Right.

[B]

By the way, I like your. The look you have today, kind of that.

[E]

Nobody say anything. I want to hear what comes next.

[B]

Lumber. Lumber Jill, I believe it's called.

[E]

Okay, okay.

[B]

The lady lumberjack shirt.

[E]

All right.

[A]

There was a high school in Ohio, and I don't know. I forget. I think Oakwood maybe or something. There were the lumberjacks and the. The girls teams with the lumberjills. Absolutely. Yeah. What do you mean, of Course. Of course. I. I guess. Yes.

[E]

I just saw a basket. College basketball team. That's the cowboys. And the girls team was the Cowgirls.

[A]

Cowgirls, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You ever. When's the last time. Reverse cowgirl for you, Josh.

[B]

All right. We moved.

[D]

It was pre hospital.

[A]

Yeah. Have you ever.

[B]

Yeah, there's nothing. Nothing like a little roll in the hay. Diver articulitis.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Was that the last thing on your mind? I'm just guessing, actually.

[D]

Pat and I were kind of talking about that. It actually absolutely was.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. There's something about an ivy in that gown where he. He's not interested.

[B]

I know that. I know that. That porno diarrhea on the honeymoon has very few listeners and viewers.

[E]

Did you have any cute nurses?

[D]

No, you know, not particularly, but all very, very, very cool.

[E]

Oh, good, good.

[A]

Any. Any serviceable nurses? You know?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

No kidding.

[E]

But.

[D]

But again, nothing. That stuff was way down the road. Really? Yeah, yeah. I mean, it felt like I'd been stabbed in the gut multiple times, so I wasn't thinking about sex.

[B]

Oh, were you watching tv?

[D]

I read a book. And what did I. What did I watch? I watched some Friends. Yeah, there was.

[A]

Well, Friends, I think is federal law that friends is on 24 hours a day on some station.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. TBS had a lot of. Plenty of, so.

[B]

Well, now I guess we better do the teaser. What do you got coming up over there?

[E]

We have NASA news. We have donuts, not the kind you eat. And a coffee shop that wasn't really serving coffee.

[D]

Oh, my.

[E]

They were serving looks.

[D]

Looks.

[E]

Yeah. It was a strip club.

[D]

I'm gonna take a look at this now.

[B]

Right now. I want to tell you about Tom.

[A]

Can we go to a strip club club and. And just record your reactions.

[B]

I would.

[A]

Ladies dance.

[B]

Would never go.

[E]

What's the last time you were at a strip club?

[D]

It's been 15 plus years.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, we had to go to one for a broadcast one morning. Yeah, it.

[D]

I got.

[A]

I did.

[D]

I. I went plenty in my twenties for my whole life. I. I got it all done in one shot.

[A]

I think the last time I went was we were in Florida with the comedy club and it was touted as one of the greatest.

[E]

Rachel's.

[A]

Rachel's. And it was a great restaurant and they had wonderful food and I don't even think we went in. We just had our picture taken outside of the. Of Rachel's. Didn't even go in.

[B]

Oh, so there's a restaurant then. Next door.

[A]

But the restaurant is like a Michelle.

[E]

It's a steak restaurant. Yeah, steakhouse.

[A]

A Michelin restaurant.

[B]

Sounds very fancy. And now, coming up, we movies. Coming up, we have interesting news from NASA. We have an unusual story about a landlord and his tenant and something that would seem to me to be rather obvious.

[A]

You'd make a good land.

[B]

No, I would not. I would never want to.

[A]

Well, no, you wouldn't be in charge of fixing anything, but you'd be good at that. You think so?

[B]

Yeah, I fix all kinds of stuff.

[A]

You mean if I had like a clog or in my drain or like I just did a toilet problem.

[B]

Just did a clog, like, last week.

[A]

With what?

[D]

With his cell phone and a checkbook.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

I've got a claw guy. Hang on.

[B]

Hello?

[A]

Artie? Yeah, you got to get over.

[B]

I told you, my shower drain out it. All that hair in there. And then someone said. Wait, your hair said someone else supposed to be using the shower. Very funny. Oh, that must have been great. Yeah, of course.

[D]

Oh, I see. It was a bald joke, not a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

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[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's the one, the only, Jess Hooker.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[D]

Hey there.

[A]

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Chester, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And hello, tomorrow.

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee. You made the right pick on the Super Bowl.

[A]

Yes, I did. Nailed it, baby. I believe I had. That is what they say, huh?

[B]

You can cash in on that one. Congratulations. Now the super bowl over, as you'd.

[A]

Say, kind of the gonna be a long off season.

[E]

Oh, is that why you're fussy? Football's over?

[A]

Maybe. Oh, well, no, you got the, well, you got the combine. Then you have the draft and then you have training camps and then you have. And all of a sudden you're right back at it, baby.

[E]

How long until the draft?

[B]

Would that be?

[E]

The next thing.

[A]

It's in April sometime. No, the combine's the next thing.

[E]

Oh, wait, when's that?

[A]

Yeah, I'm not sure. A couple weeks. It's not that long ago, actually. They all come here in Indianapolis and they get worked out and everything.

[B]

ESPN will very exciting be doing NFL coverage. The bulk of their Sports for the next until the year round.

[A]

Yeah, that's right.

[D]

And you got the UFL compared to it back.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Well, how about that with teams in.

[A]

Louisville and Columbus now.

[B]

There you go.

[D]

Oh, they've expanded.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Well, they've got that NFL money now, so it's a whole different ball game now. We wanted to play a song here because Josh has been going for a while. Once again, you had low spark, a high heel, dealing with a little bit of a diverticulitis. But you're back and you're feeling good.

[D]

Yes, thank you.

[B]

Can you eat everything or do you have to.

[D]

No, no. Very low fiber diet, which isn't. It's kind of fun.

[A]

What about mangoes? Can you eat mangoes? Not right now. I got a hankered for some mangoes.

[E]

Oh, there's some in the green room.

[A]

Are there really mango?

[E]

Are you being serious?

[C]

Yes, they're delicious.

[E]

There's a whole box of them.

[A]

No kidding.

[E]

I just pulled them out of there. You're messing with.

[B]

Oh, that's nice for Josh.

[D]

So, yeah, very low fiber diet.

[B]

Mangoes in front of you.

[D]

I'm having broth, grilled cheese, cream of wheat broth.

[E]

I love Cream of wheat.

[A]

What about, what about a bag of corn? Are you at the movie? Can you grab, grab a, you grab a bag of corn?

[D]

No, no, no, not right now.

[A]

Oh, boy. I'd rather be dead.

[B]

This ain't no way.

[A]

No way to live, boy.

[B]

Well, we, I'm glad you're back. We missed you.

[D]

Thanks, dude.

[B]

And so we can't have Ms. Hooker make anything. I don't want you to feel like you're.

[D]

No, no, no, please. I, I, I'm, I'm.

[A]

I bet she can make something very hole in your test intestine. Friendly.

[C]

Probably.

[D]

Yeah, I am. I'm very vicarious. I'm a positive vicarious guy. So if, what I mean is make, make things, eat them. And I will enjoy you guys enjoying them. It doesn't bother me.

[B]

What's your favorite broth?

[D]

My favorite broth.

[B]

I like that. Italian broth. Hyman broth. That's worse.

[A]

Nobody.

[B]

Nobody this.

[D]

I mean, we all like the Godfather.

[B]

But you never had. I'm in. Broth. There's a whole set of Godfather recipes.

[A]

Michael. We're bigger than US Steel. I'm telling you, I nail that every time and I don't get the recognition.

[B]

That is very good. Now it's time for a song. Pat, we had a story a while back about a guy that you get the occasional frivolous lawsuit. In the news, this guy, he was suing because I believe he'd been short. Recorded the number of chicken nuggets.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Chicken Tenders.

[A]

What do you got there?

[B]

Oh, chicken tenders.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he was very upset about it.

[A]

You know, Wendy's. They call them chicken tendies.

[D]

They do at Wendy's.

[A]

Because that rhymes with Wendy's.

[D]

Wendy's. Chicken tendies.

[A]

Wendy's tendies.

[D]

I love it. If that's not going on, I hope it is. Okay. I'm glad.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

Do any other restaurants do the rhyming thing?

[D]

I.

[B]

You're.

[A]

How can I possibly come through with anything when you set me?

[D]

You haven't had Arby's Chicken Flies. A Fly is Delicious.

[A]

Or Taco Bell Chicken. Hell, no. That's not right.

[B]

Sorry. Yeah, we have a song about the aforementioned chicken.

[D]

What do you.

[C]

This guy actually sued. He was so mad. Chicken tenders ordered eight, just gave me four. I'm calling 91 1. I'll have the cops here at your door. Chicken tender, saucy sweet I'm waiting in my SUV My chicken order's not complete.

[D]

F U KFC.

[B]

It's a short song. And that's.

[D]

Boy, how do you even sue? How does it get to that?

[E]

Just go back inside.

[D]

I know most. Most places are pretty good about. Yeah. Here you go. Even. Even if they were in the right.

[A]

Restaurant, the customer's always right.

[D]

You just want to get them out of there.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Take your four chicken tenders.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Now go and get your shine back.

[B]

Yeah. There's probably more to that story than we're getting. Ms. Hooker is at the news. That's. What have you got over there?

[E]

Speaking of chicken, a lawsuit claims that a Boston landlord threatened to evict a Raising Cane's restaurant because was. It smelled like chicken fingers, which is.

[D]

What they specialize in for those who may not. Yeah.

[A]

Well, did they think it was gonna smell like.

[E]

According to court documents, the fast food chain was informed last month that its lease for a location on Boylston street would be terminated because of the offensive odors.

[D]

Is there a. Is this person a vegan? Are they.

[E]

That I don't know. Raising Canes argued that it had spent more than $200,000 to try and minimize the odor. But despite their efforts, the landlord continues to complain that its tenants. Chicken Finger Restaurant Smells like chicken fingers.

[B]

Of course.

[C]

It's crazy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, wouldn't the lease say something about it if there was a problem with odors?

[E]

Yeah. I mean, you have to have a ventilation system. You have to do all those things, you know?

[D]

They do.

[E]

Did.

[C]

Of course they did.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

So I don't. I don't know. Yeah.

[B]

And it could be worse. I remember Bob's apartment. He lived above a hair salon for a while.

[E]

Smelled like a perm.

[B]

Had that. Had that perm smell. Which reminded me of growing up. My sister would always do that.

[A]

What is that smell?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Awful. Man.

[D]

That's a. That's not a pleasant.

[E]

No, I still. I. I give perms on occasion, and that scent is. Yeah, it's rough.

[B]

I would think that some. We have a scientist that. Working on lots of important things, but I think someone could take a break. Break. There's got to be a scientist out there that could figure out a way to make that stuff not stink. Yeah, but. Yeah.

[D]

Well, there are way worse smells than chicken tender.

[E]

No kidding. Yeah.

[C]

It's a great smell.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[E]

When you walk into the grocery store and you can smell chicken.

[A]

Start the bidding. Worse smells, worse smells. Top five worst smells in the world.

[B]

Well, let's keep it away from number five, the obvious. Yeah. Okay.

[D]

How about the.

[A]

Who was talking?

[B]

DJ Dangler.

[A]

The gauges in your ears. I guess those smell horrible.

[D]

Well, smell the back of an earring.

[E]

Earrings in general smell bad, right?

[A]

Did you know this, Tom?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, D.J. was. By the way, did you see the. Before the super bowl, did you see Teddy Swims?

[A]

I did, and he's evidently eating jelly roll. I did not know he gained weight.

[B]

I didn't know. I heard his music, which I think is great.

[A]

I love. I love his music.

[B]

I couldn't tell. Were those ear monitors or was that a joke?

[A]

Those are. That's what reminded me of. And I saw his gauges.

[B]

Yeah, he was great. Green Day was terrific.

[A]

Green Day was one.

[B]

God, those guys are great. That was really fun. But yeah, the worst smells.

[E]

Sweaty belly button. Oof.

[D]

Really?

[B]

What are you doing? What are you doing down there?

[E]

You okay? This is gonna be gross. When we were kids, you have a sweaty belly button in the summer and you'd put your finger in your belly button and then wipe it under your brother's nose.

[B]

Oh, come on.

[D]

I have three brothers and we never even. We would never thought of doing.

[B]

If only there's still time.

[A]

Sh. I know Josh reasonably well. And you're actually irritated by that.

[C]

It is.

[E]

It's bad. I know. I'm sorry.

[D]

It's bad.

[E]

Yeah. Child.

[B]

Sadly, there's probably some kid didn't have to go to school today, just heard that. And his sister's going to come Home. And guess what she's getting tonight?

[A]

Fist full of belly button goo.

[B]

Okay, well do you want to do a little history here?

[A]

Yeah, absolutely.

[B]

This is my special idea. I thought rather than just doing today in history, we could do the last four days in history because we failed to do it the other day. So I'm not going to say which day. Just going to blast through these. Is that okay?

[D]

Yeah, sure. We just. We just know that these are the last four.

[B]

19.

[A]

No, you. We can't blast through them. What about our humorous asides?

[B]

No, but I mean with respect to which day. Okay, well this is February 6th. We're going back in time to 1935. The board game Monopoly goes on sale.

[A]

Oh yeah, I'm a fan.

[B]

I am not.

[A]

Wasn't that in response to the Great Depression? Yeah, people felt like they had money.

[D]

There's a really good backstory about how that was kind of of a stolen game.

[B]

It's really interesting and it was. The original intent was not what it turned out to be. It started as being very anti business and it's. It evolved but I've never liked playing it.

[D]

I think it's fun.

[E]

Oh, once a year I'll play.

[A]

Oh wow.

[D]

That's more than I. And I like it.

[B]

It's where they invented the mid game table flip I believe.

[A]

Have you ever done be honestly irritated enough to crash the game?

[B]

No, no, no. I just walk away. Oh, I have 1952. Oh, this is. No, there's one. I'll do this in the form of a question. Question to who's likely to get this right? Probably Godwin. No.

[C]

What is it about women?

[B]

Queen Elizabeth II in 1952 of course would become the queen.

[A]

Well no, she wasn't Queen Elizabeth Elizabeth until she was named. She was just Elizabeth.

[B]

Right.

[C]

We've all seen the crowd.

[B]

Who did she succeed?

[C]

Well, the guy that was had to leave. That guy George.

[B]

The guy that had to leave.

[A]

No, not George George.

[B]

King George vi.

[A]

You know why though? Because George's brother abdicated because of that Wallace Simpson. That's how George became president.

[B]

Simpson A Wasn't that there wasn't their whole Wallace thing about him being.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You know King George's famous last words. I do not to Queen Elizabeth she. He said don't let your sons visit Epstein.

[C]

I. That was what they said.

[D]

Right. He was very.

[A]

Some people would say was clairvoyant.

[B]

1968 Former President at the time Dwight Eisenhower got a hole in one.

[E]

That's.

[D]

Is that right?

[E]

That's in the history.

[A]

Yeah. You gotta Be me. Yeah. Isn't that great? Was he one of your favorite presidents? Ike?

[B]

I don't know. I was a little tiny baby. I don't know. I just remember.

[A]

I just seem like. You need. You seem like an Eisenhower baby.

[D]

Ironically, when he was playing golf that day, he was playing against the Japanese prime minister and boy, oh, boy, I just keep. Keep winning against you guys.

[A]

Something else, huh?

[B]

That would have been Harry Truman, but let's. Let's just go.

[D]

No, I was.

[B]

Keeping with our golf theme in 1971. Ms. Hooker.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Which astronaut hit a golf ball on the moon?

[D]

Oh, oh, it was Tom Kites.

[B]

One of the first to go into space.

[A]

Just had Buzz. No, no.

[B]

Alan Shepard.

[A]

No, it was Buzz Aldrin.

[E]

You set me up.

[A]

Yeah, I did.

[B]

Yeah. The ball wind a thousand yards and he was putting. See the gravity.

[C]

Gravity different.

[A]

That's a gravity or lack on a set.

[B]

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Aaron Burr.

[A]

Have you seen Hamilton? Have you seen it?

[D]

Oh, God, I've seen Hamilton.

[A]

I love Hamilton. I want to be in the room where it happened.

[D]

You got.

[B]

He, of course. He's of course famous for playing Perry Mason. Wait a minute. That was Raymond. On this date. Babe Ruth born.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[E]

Happy birthday, Babe.

[B]

And the candy bar. The Babe Ruth. The, the. The.

[A]

The snickerdoodle.

[D]

The Baby Ruth.

[B]

The Baby Ruth has nothing to do with him.

[D]

Right, right, right. So why bring it up?

[B]

That was a. Because I always get confused.

[A]

Well, who is. Who's the Baby Ruth named after a little girl.

[B]

Was it somebody's kid?

[C]

Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Baby Ruth.

[A]

A little.

[E]

A little girl.

[B]

See?

[C]

Oh, Henry, About Hank Aaron.

[B]

Oh, boy. You don't. You don't celebrate.

[E]

What about the Snickers bar?

[B]

Eva Braun, born in 1912. She liked the bad boys.

[A]

I guess I can change him.

[D]

He's a bit of a fixer up.

[A]

He's not that way around me. Good.

[D]

Knew him behind dolls.

[A]

He's actually very sweet and funny.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I wonder if this name will ever come back.

[A]

Adolf.

[B]

No. In 1917, the birth of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Has there ever been another Zsa Z?

[B]

That's kind of a cool name.

[A]

You remember all this other name.

[E]

I thought it was a nickname.

[A]

There's Zsaja, Ava and Dagmar. Remember that? That's the three.

[B]

And there's a famous story about one of them was a. Apparently it's been a great deal of time on her back in Hollywood.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Famously.

[D]

Slapped the police officer. That was like a big.

[B]

Yeah, but that is a great name. I wonder if. I don't know if that. I don't know if that's her actual name. Now this. This guy's actually.

[A]

Who would make it up? That's my stage name. Zaja. That's sweet. That's cool.

[D]

What were they. Were they Swedish?

[A]

Were they Hungarian?

[D]

Hungarian.

[C]

Hungarian.

[B]

Now, this is actually his name. His. Mr. Torn.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Rip Torn. Born in 1930. His real name is Elmo Rual Torn.

[D]

Jr. Well, you just said it was his actual name.

[B]

His actual name is Torn.

[D]

And.

[E]

The.

[B]

Rip was a nickname.

[A]

Yeah, we thought that.

[D]

Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You got to be better at this.

[B]

See, when you say something for a.

[A]

Minute, when you say, hey, this is his actual name, you. You automatically, automatically assume, oh, Rip Torn is his name.

[B]

But then, no, Torn is his name.

[A]

Well, Torn is his actual last name would have been the way to say that.

[B]

Yo. Now this guy. See, neither of these names are his real name.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Who's William Bailey? Born 1962. Ms. Hooker.

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

Knocking on heavens die. Wow. Wow.

[B]

It's Axl Rose.

[E]

No way. William Bailey.

[B]

William Bailey.

[E]

I did not know that.

[A]

Don't you come home Bill Bailey. Yeah.

[B]

Happy, sadly gone. The great Richie Hayward of Little feet as a birthday. Rick Astley, the singer.

[A]

Oh, Never going to give you. I guess he does some Foo Fighter songs in his concert, and I guess it's great.

[B]

I love that song.

[D]

Those his single? The hits. Pretty good.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Never going to give you up.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Have you seen the T shirt that says, here are things Rick Astley won't do?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Never give. I give you up. Stop loving you. Yeah, it's pretty, pretty funny.

[D]

Let you down.

[A]

Let you down. Yeah.

[B]

He should do a thing with, like, Pillsbury for Rick Rolls. What a horrible. I'm gonna eat. I'm gonna shove it down. What a horrible. Cram it into your big mouth. Oh, you know, we don't even have time to do anymore. We just did the one day we could come back. Okay. All right. Now, I've been telling you all from.

[A]

Friday we just did. Yeah. Huh.

[B]

So I wanted to do blast through them and do them all, but we got a bunch of other cool stuff coming up.

[D]

A lot of stammering, a lot of.

[B]

Interruptions, misinformation, a lot of objections.

[A]

Some lies. Elmore Frankel.

[D]

Now, this is his real name.

[B]

That's what happened.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

Name and we lean in.

[C]

Really? I could have swore it was a nickname.

[B]

I want you to check out a great gift for the Valentine's Day. Just around the corner Coming up Saturday. I love these things. The. The aura frames. Am I getting this right?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Anybody else want one of those?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes, we all do.

[B]

You want to explain what that thing is over there?

[A]

What do you mean? It's a.

[E]

That's our aura frame.

[A]

Here's the thing you send. Say you got grandparents and you want pictures of the babies. You send them this frame and you can put pictures up at. And they will get up, I bet you, every morning to check their frame to see if you send them.

[D]

You can upload photos to it from afar.

[B]

That's right. And it's unlimited. You can even put videos on there.

[A]

Yeah, you can.

[B]

There's one right behind us. There's a picture of Ali Breen and Alzy. And there's me at the state fair in front of a giant taco stand or something.

[E]

No, I think you're on vacation.

[B]

Oh, really?

[E]

Yeah. That was your last beach.

[B]

Oh, there's me and Ace of Kiss.

[E]

There you go.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Jeffy on stage at the concert.

[B]

The aura frame. They're so cool. And we've got a special thing for fans.

[A]

What do you got?

[B]

Well, it's a. It's a deal. For a limited time, Bob and Tom listeners get 35 bucks off the best selling Carver mat frame. If you use the code Tom. It's a matte finish. It's a beautiful frame. And you just fill it with photographs. Look, there's me. And who is that?

[D]

Oh, I thought that was the Mod Squad.

[E]

It does look like the Mod Squad.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Al Jackson, Ali Breen, and yours true truly. There's Josh looking at a hamburger.

[D]

Oh, boy, oh boy.

[B]

Those were the days, Josh.

[D]

The Chris spangled days.

[B]

When.

[D]

Hey, picture with food, that's what people want.

[A]

Thanks, Slim.

[B]

Yeah, I did not post that one. You can blame her. The point is, the aura frame is beautiful. It's a lot of fun, and you can order it today.

[A]

How does it do it, Tom? How. How do you sit at home and load something on that frame hundreds, maybe thousands of miles away? How does that work?

[B]

One word. Electricity.

[A]

Wow. Okay.

[B]

We live in a digital culture, and that's part of it. It's really cool. This is a great gift. I'm big fan. In fact, once I learned about these, I got one, I bought one, and it's a. You walk into my house, you walk through the garage, and. Ta da. When you walk into the house, there's one right there.

[A]

You put it in the garage?

[B]

No, you walk through the door from the garage to the house and it's right there. I, I, I'll let you know. I'll draw a map for you.

[A]

The aura frame in relation to the urinal, is that in the garage?

[B]

That's in my, that's in the masters. I mean the primary suite. What do they call it now? Can't say master, although I like to. It's a U r a rr frames.com promo code. Tom. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official, official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There at the news desk. Is Jess Hooker here?

[E]

I am.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[C]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold back in the old saddle at the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[D]

Welcome back. Thank you, Ace.

[A]

Coming up next hour, Brad Williams, comedian. We'll talk with Bradley.

[D]

We love Brad.

[A]

We like him. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Now, we, do you want to catch up with some more history or we have we finished everything off.

[D]

I think we're enjoying it.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, now the, the idea here is to do the entire take a day.

[A]

Now we, we weekend we did Friday, now we're doing Saturday.

[B]

Ideally, if I can find it, if I can.

[E]

Father of God.

[D]

It's usually this one's probably after the day we just did.

[E]

Oh, that's help him get this.

[B]

Oh, here, here's the title. The Last Four days in History. Okay, I see.

[A]

So what?

[B]

Yeah, so we, we just finished with Zaa Gabor.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And, and Rick Astley. And now we have to do okay on sack Saturday. Going back in time.

[D]

What date?

[B]

1812.

[A]

No.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Did you hear instead of going, Josh just gave up, said. Okay, so February 7th.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Happy birthday, Charles Dickens.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

It's interesting you pronounce Dickensian, but you don't. He's not Charles Dickens. Don't you find that fascinating, Josh?

[D]

I do. In fact, I wrote a whole paper about it.

[B]

Did you say aluminum or aluminium?

[D]

I definitely say aluminum.

[A]

Well, what if it were an age that Josh Arnold had created? Would it be Arnold Arnoldian?

[E]

Arnoldian, I like that.

[D]

Oh, that is good.

[B]

The Beatles arrived in the United States, just ignored my entire comment this date in 64. Now, Pat, which of the Beatles had already been to America?

[C]

George.

[B]

That's right, sister, you know, visiting. Is that very good?

[E]

Oh, I thought there Was a joke.

[B]

No, no, no.

[C]

There's no joke when it comes to the Beatles. There's nothing funny about the Beatles.

[B]

There's no joking around about the Beatles.

[A]

You guys knew that George is not Harry, Harold Harrison.

[D]

So they're. They're. Oh, I had no idea.

[A]

That's lying.

[D]

They're making.

[B]

So that we know the need to.

[A]

Say that's a lie.

[D]

We know that they're making four films.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

About each beetle and. But it's all from this at the same time. And they're going to be released on the same day. Which one are you going to see first?

[E]

None.

[B]

Oh, this is like when the Kiss. The Kiss had the individual albums. It's the same thing, only it's a worse idea.

[A]

I don't think anyone calls them the Kiss.

[D]

I'm gonna go see Ringo because he's played by Barry Keoghan or whatever that guy's name. That guy's so great.

[A]

That's true. But wait a minute. So it's not the real Beatles, it's actors portraying the Beatles.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Four different.

[D]

All directed by Sam Mendes, all released on the same frame Friday.

[A]

Four separate movies.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Any other big name actors portraying the guy from Hamnet.

[B]

He plays Paul. Denzel is going to be Lennon.

[D]

He can do anything.

[B]

Oh, it's amazing.

[A]

The next thing I know, Ringo and I are on Pelican Bay. That's Denzel.

[B]

I see. And now let's. Let's move to events on that date. These are all too boring. Oh, this is awful. We go worldwide time zones presented for the first time in 1879 before.

[D]

I bet that was as confusing a press conference as anything.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, no kidding.

[A]

So 1878 was just generally they. It was afternoon or morning.

[B]

Well, what happened? The reason they were. The reason they have standard time is because of trains. Yeah, because everybody. Everyone was. They were just noon when the sun was up.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Once they had trains, they had to come up with schedules so they actually the. Ergo, the watches.

[C]

Midnight train going anywhere.

[E]

How close are we to getting rid of daylight savings time? Is that going to happen?

[D]

They threaten it all the time. Every year they threaten it.

[E]

But I wish it would.

[B]

You don't like it?

[C]

No, I don't like it.

[E]

I don't like it.

[B]

I'm a big.

[A]

I think it always. It's always a pain in the butt for the people on the western edge of time zones. Which.

[B]

Yeah, but you can play. You can stay out later on and there's sunlight. Fun things to do in the evening.

[A]

Like what?

[E]

You're not getting more sunlight?

[B]

No, technically, you are. It's a physics thing. Let's see. Oh, Skylab launches its final crew in the state in 74. We have some cool news coming up in the world of NASA.

[D]

And that crash, what, 79 came. Came crashing back down.

[A]

We were all wearing helmets.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

To protect. So funny.

[B]

Now we're going to come right back. I want to take a quick break because Brad Williams is going to be joining us in a matter of moments. I'm hoping that works out. We'll do some electronic.

[A]

Are you saying Brad Williams is better than today in history?

[B]

Yes. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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For a complete copy of the Bob.

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This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. Sounds somewhat hesitant at the news center, it's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hi.

[A]

Ace Cosby's. Hello, I'm Chick at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[B]

I'm getting a thumbs up. I think through the magic of electricity, I believe we're gonna talk. There we go. Look at that. I can even see him. It's a comedian. Brad Williams.

[D]

Brad.

[B]

And now, Brad, how are you? First of all, sir, you look very nice. Thank you.

[F]

Despite the fact that it's 6am here on the west coast where I am up. But I have a six year old, so I've been up for two hours.

[D]

You've probably been up for six years.

[F]

Pretty much.

[B]

Much. Did you. Did you try to watch the super bowl with her?

[F]

Yeah, she. She's a big Kid Rock fan. I'm more bad bunny.

[D]

But two TVs are necessary.

[B]

Two.

[F]

Two TV. She likes the songs about strippers. She loves that. And then I'm. I'm not. I'm not so much.

[D]

You like the Spanish songs about strippers? Yeah.

[F]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Now, that's the thing.

[F]

If you want to criticize the halftime show because you couldn't understand Bad Bunny. Totally fine. If you don't like that kind of music. Totally fine. That is a legit criticism. We were at a party and one guy took an iPad and he's like, I'm going in the other room to watch the halftime show. We're like, why? He wanted to watch the other one. And he's like, because that bad bunny. That's just some gay stuff. And I'm like, like, all right, okay, you could do that. But so let me get this straight. You're going into the bathroom by yourself with an iPad to watch a guy strum a guitar and talk about his feelings? We're gonna watch Big booty Latinas work all over our television. But this is the gay show.

[B]

There were a lot of. There was a lot of beautiful ladies in that thing, by the way. Now, are you in your lot? Are you in your. That room you're in? Is that like a family room? I see that there's stuff.

[F]

Yeah, this one right here is my office. And there's a lot of stuff in here. It's.

[A]

It's. It's.

[F]

It's the one room I have. Tom, don't. Don't talk s about my office.

[A]

It's all I got.

[B]

Oh, no. Hey, listen, we're on the exact same page. I, Kelly, comes into my office, starts moving stuff around, and hey, this is my space. No. Oh, yeah.

[F]

This is all I've got. Everyone thinks that I'm really indeed something called Yadro. If you go all over the rest of the house. No, I'm not. I'm in the. I'm into football helmets and books about sports. That's what I'm into.

[B]

Now, to belabor the obvious, you're a man small of stature. Yes.

[A]

For those.

[F]

For those listening on the radio, I am a 4 foot 4 at full adult height. I know I don't come on these airwaves and sound like a little person. I'm not coming on here like, oh, brother, I'm gonna be playing all over the country like that. Like, that's.

[B]

But no. So my question is as simple.

[D]

Did you.

[B]

The place where you live, did you build it or did you just come go in and modify it so that it's a little more user friendly for you?

[F]

Oh, yes. Well, despite the rumors, I am not in a tree. That is not where I'm living right now. There are. There are no fresh cookies being made. But, yeah, we just moved in. But we did. We definitely did some modifications. There's flip out stools all over this house. All over this house. But see, here's the thing, Tom. This is why I'm smart. I said, do not put the flip out stool under the stool sink. So I can't do the dishes.

[E]

Brilliant.

[F]

I get to blame. I get to blame me not doing the dishes on my disability. It's good.

[B]

I know. I just built a house a few years ago. And I actually, this is true. I have a urinal in the primary suite, if you will.

[F]

Well done, sir.

[B]

Can you use a typical urinal?

[F]

All right, here's the thing. You've gone on to a very sensitive topic here, Tom. And this is something that when I finally go, they'll be like, what did Brad accomplish in his life? This is my mission. When you go to a men's bathroom, there's all the urinals, right? There's all the urinals. And then there's always the one that's way down there. That's mine. That is my urinal. That is reserved for me and possibly your 5 year old son Zachary. That is all who is allowed to use that urinal. Urinal. I know, I know you five foot five and aboves, you guys like to use that urinal because it's the only time your stuff looks big in your hands. But no, that is mine. That is my urinal. If I ever walk into a bathroom and I see you using my urinal, if you come to one of my shows and they're very nice theaters and they have very nice bathrooms with a cornucopia of your. Of urinals, do not use my. If I see you using my urinal, I will r. Kelly your leg. Okay, I will. I will turn your leg into a diddy party. Okay? I will go back there and do horrible things.

[B]

Now, some of the places you're playing, I know one of them, I think actually has those old fashioned journals that go all the way to the floor.

[F]

Ah, brilliant. Those are wonderful.

[B]

The shoe people. Wonderful. Now let me ask you this without being mean. Do you have specialized. Specialized furniture? I'm curious. Do you have specialized furniture? Do you have a. Is there a store that specializes in adult furniture for small people?

[F]

Here's the thing. I don't have specialized furniture, but I should because my wife and I, when we moved into the house, we had to get a bed, right? So I go out and I find the Rolls Royce of beds. It's got all the. They have technology on beds. There's Bluetooth lighting, there's speakers. The sides go up and down. You call tech support if your bed breaks. Now, it's very strange. But so we, so we get this bed in, we get it set up. It's wonderful. My wife gets on the bed, she gives me a come hither look because she's very happy. I've been married about nine years now. Don't get the come hither looks as much as I used to. So now my wife Looks at me and she says, come I hither.

[B]

Yeah, I don't blame you.

[F]

So I start hither and that's when we found out.

[A]

Out.

[F]

I can't get on this freaking bed.

[B]

All right?

[F]

It's a large king size bed. I can't get on. I'm trying to do like some dwarf crossfit and like pull myself up. It's not working. So, Tom, we had to find a solution. We had to find a solution. And here's the solution we found. I don't know if any of you guys in the studio have a small dog.

[B]

I do. I have a big and a small. Yeah, absolutely.

[F]

Yeah. So the small dogs, they can't get up on the couches on the bed. So we have engineered doggy stairs. Doggy stairs for little dogs to get up on couches and up on beds. And I'm here to tell you guys right now, those stairs are sturdy.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

That'S, that's how I. Every night I'm running up doggy stairs to get into my king sized bed. Every night it's like I'm passing level one of Super Mario Brothers. It's all awesome.

[B]

And then obviously that would lead to doggy style proclivities, I imagine. Probably too much information. Sorry, we're speaking with comedians.

[F]

I'm so glad you said that because that's the best possible position you could do if you're a 5 foot 5 and above with a little person. Because while you guys have to get on your knees and get a little cramp after about, I'm guessing, Tom, about five, seven seconds. I don't boats. I'm standing up. It's wonderful. Everything lines up. Everything lines up perfectly.

[B]

I never thought about that. Brad Williams is our guest. Brad is on a massive tour.

[D]

Is there a name of the tour?

[F]

Yeah, the Tall Tales tour.

[B]

And the Tall Tales will be getting told coming up. I want to say this Wednesday, I think in Evansville. Then it's Indy, among other places. Saginaw, Shreveport, Fort Smith, Arkansas, Springfield, Missouri, Duluth, Minnesota, Grand Force, North D, Louisville, Sioux City, Madison, Wisconsin and more.

[D]

Excellent.

[B]

And you can find out about Brad's tour by going to bradwilliamscomedy.com the beard. The beard looks really good.

[D]

It does.

[B]

Thank you, sir.

[F]

Thank you, sir. It's very lush. I had to, I had to grow a beard because if not, I'm a four foot four, clean shaven dude. And then when I dropped my daughter off at school, the teachers mistake me for another kid. So that, that, that's why I had to grow the beard because otherwise during pickup, it's very confusing. Dads are grabbing me saying like, where, where are you going? It's not fun. It's very strange or dangerous. So I had to grow the beard.

[B]

I see, I see. Now, is there a clearing house for ladies and gents of your height for things like shoes and do, do you have a relatively small foot?

[F]

I do.

[B]

Because you don't want to be buying like granimal shoes. I mean, do they have.

[F]

No, I don't want, I don't want to try to like be impressing my wife on a date night with Bob the Builder on my darn shoe. Like, I don't want that, you know? Although I, I will say I own a pair of the Heelys. Do you guys love the Heelys?

[B]

Yeah, I love it with the roller skates.

[F]

Yeah, these are amazing. I, I have never missed a flight since I'm just rolling down the airport.

[B]

Airport.

[F]

You know, you, you fly to an airport like, like Chicago where one terminal is right where you are and then your next flight is somewhere in Indiana. Oh my gosh, the Heelys are great. You, I, I just get on that thing. I, I stroll. And the best part about when I wear Heelys in an airport is that not only is my day better because I make my first flight, but the day of anyone who sees me rolling by is better.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[F]

And man, sometimes there's that guy. Maybe he's been struggling. Maybe he's at the bar. Maybe it's been 20 years since his last beer and, but he's finally at his wits end and he's sitting at the bar going, you know what, I'm f, I'm finally gonna drink again. Then he looks up and sees a dwarf scooting by the Heelys and he just pours his beer out, goes, nah, not today.

[D]

Good.

[B]

Oh, the Heelys, they were huge for a while. I don't know if they're bad. Do you have the ones that light up?

[F]

I, I, I have two pair. One that lights up and one that doesn't because, you know, sometimes I like to take the dog for a walk at night.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

Makes sense. We're going to check out, we got Brad Williams on tour. It's called the Tall Tales Tour. You can see Brad live and in person. Are you taking an opening act with you?

[F]

Yeah, my opening act. If you listen to my new podcast, it's called Heightened Battle Babble. It's basically the exact same guy as me. Like we're practically twins. I'm a 4 foot 4 white guy from California. He's a 6 foot 3 black guy from Florida.

[B]

Sure.

[F]

You really can't tell us apart. His name is JB Ball. He's absolutely fantastic. If you saw me in 2024 on tour, he's the same opening act. And yeah, we, we like going. One of our favorite things to do on tour is after the show. We are, we are Waffle House aficionados.

[D]

Okay?

[F]

We love going to a Waffle House. And the best part about going to a Waffle House is that you're gonna, you're gonna get a full belly and you're gonna get a story. Good or bad, you're gonna get a story. But it's always weird because JB and I forget what we look like. We walk into Waffle House and we're like, look at, look at this motley crew. Look at these weirdos. And then they're looking at us like, what the heck?

[B]

Just walk.

[F]

A 6 foot 3 black guy and a dwarf. They think it's like a, they think it's like a pimp in his latest hoe. Like it's very strange. We walk in and it's a brand new pornhub category. It's very, very weird.

[D]

What's your hash brown?

[B]

Very weird.

[F]

Yeah, yeah. Stacked and chunked.

[D]

Ah, all right, so that's, that's diced ham, I believe. And stacked, I don't know.

[C]

Is that tomato?

[F]

Stacked is how high you have to put them so I can actually eat it.

[B]

Ah, okay. Thanks, Brad. Always a pleasure on tour.

[F]

Thank you guys so much for having me. Always fun.

[B]

It's the Tall Tales Tour 2026 with Brad Williams. Now let's see. Where are we in the world? Oh, I know today's Monday. We just have a couple of days here and then it's going to be Valentine's Day. Our buddy Steven Singer is saying, today is the day. You got to get this Stephen famous for his free shipping. If you want to take advantage of that, you're going to have to act quickly. If you get an order in today before 2 o' clock Eastern Time, it will be out the door today. Very important. What's at stake, of course. Well, Saturday, Valentine's Day, Stephen has some pretty cool stuff, of course. All kinds of jewelry, engagement rings, diamonds. Right over there is a special sunset rose. This is an actual rose dipped in 24 karat gold. These things retail for $89, exclusively at Steven Singer Jewelers. Comes in a beautiful box with a nice, nice personalized love message. Get all the details by visiting Steven Singer going toI hate stephensinger.com. that's ihatestevensinger.com Once again, free shipping in time to arrive for Valentine's Day. If you do it today, the new Sunset Rose is just one of the many things you'll find at Steven Singer Jump Jewelers. He even has little jewelry stuff that you can honor your pets with. Nice little doggy for that bracelet you've got. And of course, like I said, engagement rings, diamond earrings, the beautiful At Last bracelet. That's one of my favorites. And the now At Last necklace. So, fellas, don't blow this. You've just only got a few days if not doing it today. I think you have to do it today to make this happen. The Sunset Rose exclusively at Steven Singer Jewelry Jewelers and lots of other jewelry options. You can just spend a few minutes on your phone or on your computer, go into ihatestevensinger.com and get this nailed down so you've got a nice little thing to help you out when it comes to Valentine's Day. We are going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We've got a lot of cool stuff on the way, including thieves that are idiots. Kind of a. Kind of a theme that we have going here, as well as interesting news about where you might find Find Ed drugs and a song about it from Patty G. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hello and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Jess Hooker.

[E]

Hi.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

The I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm chasing McGee at the prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick. But we have to check in with Ms. Hooker at the news desk. Get a couple things.

[A]

Yeah, let's do it.

[B]

What's happening?

[E]

A Food and Drug Administration has issued a recall. Well, the not a after honey. An a honey energy supplement was found to contain an undeclared erectile dysfunction drug.

[D]

Yeah, these were big on college campuses for a bit.

[E]

Could you get these at gas stations? Is that where people would get those? Okay. According to the fda, a Carco LLC is voluntarily recalling the product called Ashvia Al Haramain Energy Support.

[D]

Oh, that rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

[E]

Yes, it does because it contains undeclared tadalafil. Is that.

[A]

The active ingredient in the tadalafil is Calis or Levitra.

[B]

I can. I don't know which one it is. But that's the. I guess the chemical name. There's. What? There's. What is it? Levitra, Calis and Viagra. I don't know which one. It may be in all of them.

[E]

Yeah. Tadalafil is FDA approved for use under medical supervision. However, products containing the ingredient without proper authorization.

[D]

That Boeing was a boner.

[E]

Thank you.

[D]

Being a boner side effect.

[E]

Oh, very helpful.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Very helpful. You got.

[B]

You probably forgotten what that sounds like being in the hospital last couple of weeks.

[D]

I absolutely am.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

It's been a while.

[E]

The product was sold nationwide on Amazon.com and other retail stores. H. Officials warn that consumers who have purchased the recalled product should stop using the product immediately.

[B]

Ah, so it's in a. This is the second time we've had this. We had a story a couple years ago and it was also a honey. It was Turkish Delight, right? Yeah. Here it is. French Customs officials found 31,000 tons of illegally imported honey which was. The claim was it was an all natural sexual enhancement, but it had been tainted with Viagra Buying once again, an erection stated Viagra. They interviewed several male students at Arizona State University. They admitted to taking multiple. As you mentioned, Josh, the so called honey packets. U.S. customs. U.S. customs officers in Mississippi sieved a shipment of so called, quote, male enhancement honey from the country of Turkey. Turkey. It was called Turkish Delight or Miracle honey. Okay, so this honey scam is going on for quite some time, but I guess one would technically need a prescription to have.

[E]

You're supposed to. Yeah.

[A]

Have you ever tried to use honey during love making, Josh?

[D]

No. That seems so sticky, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It attracts bears. That's the problem. You know, you're trying to have an intimate moment. The next thing you know, there's this big, horny, smelly bear. And I guess bears really stink in the wild.

[A]

Well, and bears can smell women when they're masturbating.

[D]

Oh, absolutely.

[B]

Okay, I see now, Pat, you got your guitar. Do you have a tribute to the Viagra packed honey packets, whatever they're called.

[C]

Bobby Goldsboro.

[A]

Take you back a little.

[C]

Bobby Goldsboro.

[B]

Back to the 60s.

[C]

See my member, I'll pick. It's grown, but without these herbs and male hormones. It isn't big.

[A]

You guys don't know vibr how accurate this Bobby Goldsboro is. It really is.

[C]

Girls laughed at me when I disrobe before I got my special honey. It was just a twig.

[A]

It's like.

[D]

It hurts when you do that.

[C]

It doesn't.

[A]

It feels good. Okay.

[C]

U.S. customs found and seized a miracle from the honeybees called Turkish Delight. It's not real honey, so they say, but it worked for me anyway. And I have a date tonight.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[C]

Male enhancement. Honey, I miss you. You were working so good, so good, so good. You took my sapling and turned it into.

[B]

Thank you very much, little Bobby Goldsboro tribute. And that's how it's done. I have a question. This says, male students at Arizona State University. Do they really need.

[D]

No.

[B]

I mean, no. I can't imagine the average college student being in the need of an ED drug. Right.

[A]

No. Well, you don't know.

[D]

I mean, they were really cautioning guys not to use it at that age.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I would think that, you know, be. They're pretty good shape.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They wouldn't need to have anything enhancing it.

[D]

No. They could work one up pretty easily.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You remember the kids call it rocket fuel, Though some of the younger comedians will use it no matter what.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Recreationally.

[C]

Absolutely.

[E]

Yeah. Well.

[B]

Well, it reminds me. The fact that there's honey in it reminded me of this classic because. Because if you're watching the super bowl yesterday, there was a commercial for Raisin Bran.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

With William Shatner.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

In which they took the. The idea from that song. You know what I'm talking about.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

It's kind of interesting that they're advertising Raisin Bran. This is a similar product.

[E]

Norman.

[B]

Honey, what you doing? It's getting late.

[A]

I'm downstairs, honey. Just getting some cereal, snookums.

[B]

Thank God he found it. I was getting desperate.

[E]

I hope this works.

[B]

You know, Judy tried it with Ted.

[E]

And she said he's become insatiable.

[B]

Boy, will snookums be in for a treat. Cause her hubby is chomping on the new cereal for men who are sexually dysfunctional. It's Nuttin Raisin Honey.

[A]

This sure is tasty.

[B]

Honey.

[A]

I'll be right up.

[B]

Nut and Raisin Honey, the cereal that gets you up in the morning or anytime for that matter. Nut and Raisin Honey, Ladies. He'll love the taste and you'll love that filling feeling.

[E]

Oh, my God, Norman, where did you get that thing?

[B]

Nuttin Raisin Honey from Post. Who else? Nut and Raisin Honey Coming to a store near you. Nut and Raisin Honey. Eat them from the bowl or right out of the box. Boeing sound effect. Pre Josh Arnold, but prescient. Very good.

[A]

Behind the scenes, I'm eating barbecue corn chips, Fritos, barbecue corn.

[D]

That's how good an actor you are. I would have thought cereal the whole time.

[A]

That's exactly, exactly right.

[E]

And in that you and Christy are a couple.

[A]

Crunch, crunch, crunch. Oh, yeah, that have. There was a time.

[E]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

And I was brave. A brave choice for Chick to portray a male suffering from erectile dysfunction.

[A]

Was it a brave choice or was it. Was it forced upon you?

[B]

My brave. My brave choice.

[A]

Your brave choice for me, I think.

[B]

I like the way I had to be the announcer.

[A]

Yes, yes. And you're. What is it, 13, 14 year old voice, I believe. Yeah, well, we didn't. It didn't seem that young sounding when we were doing it. Oh, man. How old is that? That's 30 years old.

[B]

Oh, that's an old one.

[C]

I like the way you say snookums.

[B]

That's cute.

[A]

Yes, Very believable.

[B]

That's a very, very 60s TV commercial.

[A]

And that's how it's done. Okay.

[B]

You're darn right it's time to go back to the news desk. What else have you got over there?

[E]

NASA said it will finally allow its astronauts to take iPhones into space.

[A]

What?

[E]

NASA? Yes. NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman said the Crew 12 and Artemis 2 astronauts will be able to bring modern smartphones on journeys into orbit and beyond.

[B]

The.

[E]

Thanks to new. The new approval process, the roaming charges.

[B]

Will be a bit.

[D]

Oh, man, that's going to.

[A]

Yeah. Why.

[D]

Why do they need to do this?

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

I assume they. I can't imagine you're going to be able to make. I, I would think it's like for taking pictures and stuff. Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Having a little small computer at your disposal for.

[E]

Well, I think they have like the biggest, best computers up there.

[B]

Yeah. But I mean, if you want to, maybe I would think I'll make this something you could understand, Josh.

[D]

Oh, please.

[B]

Let's just say you want to predict where this is going.

[A]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. It talks over so I can.

[E]

I know, yeah. I was going to say porn.

[D]

I don't look at my porn on my phone.

[E]

He's a gentleman.

[B]

Oh, I forgot. He said I have a big screen hookup.

[D]

Right.

[B]

I mean, you don't want somebody looking.

[D]

At porn on the space shuttle, do you?

[E]

Well, that was our question for Dr. Sadie on Friday. Can you take. Take marital aids into space?

[B]

Oh, that'd be embarrassing to bring a press conference and a 40 inch drifts by.

[A]

What is it, a 40 incher?

[E]

40 incher?

[D]

What's the old saying in space? No one can hear you.

[A]

That's the old saying. All right.

[B]

I. I I'm not exactly sure why they would want an iPhone in space, but apparently it'll be.

[E]

Man, if I was going to space, that would be the best reason to leave my phone.

[D]

Yes, exactly.

[B]

They have. Prior to this, they have not been allowed to take them up there. Okay, I do. I understand. You. You have to put it into flight mode.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Like when you're on an airplane.

[B]

So I.

[D]

That's all a lie, right? Airplanes just make you do that so that you don't have a bunch of people talking on the phone driving everybody crazy.

[E]

No, I think it's actually because when you're flying that fast, you ping every single tower. Tower. And it. Like, it sets something off that way. Like, it's too many. What? Yes. You're pinging towers, and so it shows that that's where you are, and it. They just want you to turn it off. Yeah.

[B]

I thought they don't want people gabbing away in the plane.

[D]

That's kind of what I thought, too. It actually has nothing to do with airplane functionality or anything.

[E]

Not airplane functionality. It has to do with the satellites pinging.

[B]

So I don't want the air. The. The plane to go down because someone.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They just had to talk to.

[B]

Someone's bitching about a movie in the flight.

[A]

Yeah. And who would that be?

[B]

Well. Oh, I'm. I.

[D]

In Tom's defense, they were showing Airport 77.

[A]

That's a great movie, Jack. Lemon, have you ever complained about a movie on a flight? Have you ever had a complaint on a flight?

[D]

No.

[A]

No. Anyone, about anything.

[B]

I turned a movie off.

[C]

I flew with you. He hated the movie. The Aquatics Zoo.

[B]

That's the worst movie I've ever.

[D]

The Life Aquatic with Steve Z.

[C]

There was no need to correct me.

[D]

There was every need. Nobody's Aquatic Zoo.

[B]

They came out of my mouth. I knew it was wrong.

[A]

Aquatic Zoo, Like a Bowie album? What the hell are you talking about?

[B]

I mean, if a movie is so bad, you can't even sit through it in a plane.

[E]

Yeah, that's pretty.

[B]

That was a. That was weak.

[D]

Good, good.

[A]

Let's. Let's let 2026 be the year that you stop going to movies. Why?

[B]

I enjoyed movies. No, you don't.

[D]

He enjoys hating them.

[B]

Yeah, no, I. I haven't complained about a movie in months.

[E]

You haven't been to a movie in months?

[B]

Yes, I went. I went to see Song. Song Blue.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

With our new best friend, Hugh Jackman.

[A]

And the only reason like that is Hugh Jackman's a damn fine guy.

[B]

Yeah. No, no, I enjoyed the movie.

[E]

Pretty.

[B]

It's a lot of stuff. It's all gone to streaming now anyway. Everything, all the great, the best stuff is out there. Streaming. Did you do Connections, by the way, last week?

[A]

Oh, last week.

[B]

The one that didn't have words.

[A]

Yes, I did that.

[B]

I got it. Me too. I hate that. Yeah, sorry.

[A]

I got it.

[D]

If only you were.

[E]

Oh, yeah. And a man accused of walking out on his bar tab was promptly arrested.

[A]

I'm out of here.

[E]

After coming back for his forgotten phone charger.

[D]

Oh, sure.

[A]

Forgot my charger.

[E]

According to the Largo Police Department In Florida, the 23 year old man had ordered food and drinking drinks at the Largo Whiskey Wing only to tell employees that he did not have enough money to pay his 64 tab. When the man returned to the restaurant to retrieve his phone charger that he had forgotten the night before they called the police. The 23 year old was charged with obtaining food with the intent to defraud.

[B]

What a dumbass. Well, the good news is the. The food in jails free, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And so is the sex, so.

[D]

Boy, he's got a hell of an evening in store for.

[B]

Yeah, he won't have to order that.

[A]

Do you think under any circumstance you could spend a night in jail?

[B]

No.

[A]

Absolutely not. No. Thanks.

[B]

Pat, you want to take this one?

[C]

It's rough.

[E]

I. I am always amazed by the people that saddle up with their phone charger at the bar. Like, there's that guy.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

He's camped out there for the day.

[A]

Day.

[E]

And he has his phone charger.

[A]

What is the protocol as far as going into a restaurant or something and, and spending like, let's say, can you stay there all day as long as you order something? I guess.

[D]

Right. Can you keep ordering drinks? Sure. Or app. You know, you can.

[A]

As long as you're conducting commerce, you can. You can stay at that table until they close.

[B]

You never seen the guy in the coffee shop that's working on his screenplay.

[D]

That's a little different than a restaurant, though.

[E]

Yeah, well, that guy, the. That's the new. If you lose your fantasy football, you have to camp out in a restaurant for 24 hours. Remember?

[D]

And I think those guys do eat like three meals.

[E]

Yeah, they do. Yeah.

[D]

So I would talk to the server and just go, hey, do you mind if I chill here for a while? I'm gonna keep getting things and if you need the table, just let me know. That kind of thing.

[B]

I'll make it worth your while. Yeah, I see, I see now. What's. What have you got over there coming up. Do you want to do more today in history or. I mean, yesterday in history? History.

[E]

We can.

[B]

Or tomorrow.

[E]

You're the boss. You tell us what you want to do.

[B]

Stories have tickled your fancy.

[D]

You guys mentioned something about donuts, but you're saying it's not the edible donut.

[E]

Yes. I can read that story next.

[B]

Okay, good. Oh, you'll like this very much.

[D]

Well, if it's not about eating donuts, I don't know if I'll like it.

[B]

Yeah, I think you will.

[D]

You like donuts, Tom?

[A]

Favorite donut.

[B]

Tom, Favorite donut.

[A]

Favorite donut.

[B]

I like a. A jelly donut.

[A]

No kidding.

[D]

I was. I was worried about was going to be. Oh, I enjoy a Petoskey crawler. Of course, you know it's Hubbards on Main Street. We got like a legit answer from him.

[B]

They named it I do enjoy Tom's mom's cookies from Harbor Springs. I just got a. Got a tin of those from my brother. They're lovely.

[A]

Tom's mom. Is that your mom?

[B]

No, just different. Different Tom's mom. Okay, right now I want to talk about Christie's car. Christy Lee drives the Hyundai.

[D]

She drove it to Barbados, didn't she?

[B]

Well, that was a problem because they don't make the Hyundai that's also a boat.

[D]

Yet by hybrid, they don't mean.

[B]

They don't mean it's a great car.

[A]

Don't get us wrong.

[B]

Extraordinarily helpful, though. Thank you.

[D]

I'll be quiet.

[B]

Have you ever seen one of those cars that's also a boat?

[E]

I love that.

[B]

Yeah, that never really took off. They never really went into mass production on those things. They realized limited market. Most of those rivers you can cross with a quote unquote bridge back to the Hyundai, which is great at many things. Not really good in the water, but they do have a snow button when you've got your frozen water on the streets. The Hyundai Palisade has something kind of interesting. It's got those captain's chairs for the back seat. So the way backseat you can get there without, as they say, the motto no cleats on the seats.

[D]

Mr. Peabody likes that way. But back seat.

[B]

Ah, the Wayback Machine. Didn't you always call it the way when you were a kid, didn't you? Did you have a car that had the wayback?

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Yeah, we call that.

[B]

We always called it the way back seat. In any event, the. The. The captain's chairs allow everybody to get back to the way back without stepping on the back seat.

[A]

I am the captain chair now there.

[B]

So there's no cleats on the seats so those, those seats stay nice and clean. Also, how about this? The Palisade from Hyundai. The Palisade High hybrid has a staggering 619 estimated range based on the EPA estimate. So that's pretty amazing advanced tech and class leading interior space. As I mentioned before, check out the hyundai@hyundai USA.com that's HyundaiUSA.com the beautiful Palisade Hybrid. It even has a snow button. Of course if you don't live where there's snow, you might want to may go on a nice long trip to see some snow snow and just check out the snow button, et cetera, et cetera. The Hyundai Palisade, Hyundai USA.com you can even call them up for more information. 562-31-4603 when we come back, we're going to have donuts in the news and a little bit of history for you. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning.

[B]

Got something to say?

[A]

Send us an email, Bob and Tom @bob&tom.com. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Jess Hooker. Hello. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[C]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby.

[D]

Howdy.

[A]

I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Thank you very much. I got a couple, I've got kind of an odd letter here. Oh, sorry to bother you at work. I've listened to your show for many years. I've enjoyed every minute of it. I have a favor to ask. Please continue to read the emails from Tammy in West Virginia so she won't have as much time to email my husband. Thank you, Lori from Ohio. I'm not sure what, what that means.

[D]

Boy, do you think this is like a real thing?

[E]

I would love it.

[A]

My gosh, what have we.

[D]

We've accidentally stumbled into some real drama.

[B]

Yes. Wow.

[E]

We haven't had any good workplace drama in a long time.

[D]

No, it's, oh, all the drama here is just petty.

[E]

Yeah. It's not fun.

[D]

Annoying.

[B]

And we didn't have any because Josh wasn't here.

[D]

So you guys know me, man.

[C]

I always request.

[D]

I'll stir Things up.

[B]

He's in the hospital, you know, whining away.

[D]

I'm a troll troublemaker.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Got a kink in his colon. Okay.

[D]

There was a micro perforation. Did I tell you guys that?

[E]

No kidding.

[A]

No. Now how did they find that?

[D]

The CT scan. They were like. You see this air here that's not supposed to be there.

[A]

Oh, well, you know, this is a closed organism.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So that was hell breaks loose in your colon. Yeah, a little micro perf caused by a pencil.

[E]

Oh, no.

[A]

What have you been sticking up there?

[D]

I didn't get into the umbrella.

[A]

Umbrella?

[D]

Yeah, I asked because gave me the scan. I. Could you also find the GI Joe?

[A]

I would have given you $10 if you just said that.

[B]

Well, let's check in with Ms. Hooker. She's over there at the news desk. What's happening?

[E]

A truck driver was caught on video doing donuts on a frozen lake before falling through the ice and getting stuck.

[D]

That is just an awful idea.

[E]

Video shared on social media shows the picture pickup truck spinning in circles on the ice in Ocean county before breaking through and becoming stuck.

[B]

Now he's lucky because where the truck goes in, it wasn't that deep. No, you can see the. You can see the top of the cab. There you go.

[D]

It's deep enough.

[B]

The water goes up to the. To the base of the window.

[D]

Oh, and it's at night time. And he's just spinning around.

[B]

Look at him spinning. That's how to be a black.

[A]

There it goes. Except.

[B]

Except when he went into the water.

[E]

After a member of the community spotted the truck sticking out of the ice, crews from three volunteer fire companies responded and determined that the pickup was empty. Authorities identified the 44 year old driver who was summoned for multiple motor vehicle offenses including reckless driving and leaving the scene of an accident. Wca, WCAU reports that the driver is also accused of not having a valid driver driver's license.

[C]

Whoops.

[B]

He was trying to impress his kids. He gets them every other Saturday.

[A]

Not my weekend.

[B]

Hop in the truck.

[A]

How pissed.

[B]

Think about these volunteers are out there freezing.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Dangerous. Looking for this. Looking for the would be driver. I can see why they're a little bit upset.

[C]

Yeah, but leaving the scene, I mean it's a lake. He wasn't going to stay there in the car.

[D]

No, yeah, I get that.

[B]

No, but you have to call the police.

[C]

Soaking wet. He's got to go to dry somewhere.

[D]

Dry? Yeah.

[C]

Leaving the scene. I'd leave the scene.

[D]

Boy, listen to Ted Kennedy over here.

[C]

Neck brace on.

[B]

Hey. Hey. Mary Joe's in there.

[A]

Why are all. You are always on the law breaker side, aren't you, man?

[B]

And he had to tell the police and they're all. They're sensitive about donuts anyway.

[E]

Right.

[B]

As soon as you bring them up. Have you ever done some hardcore donuts?

[D]

I was in a car where my buddy thought it was real fun and stuff.

[A]

I've never done it, but I was in.

[D]

He eventually hit a fence.

[E]

Did it.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, man. The Mercer Elementary School parking lot with just the right circumstance.

[A]

Elementary school. How old were you?

[B]

No, no, no.

[E]

That's where you would go.

[D]

They were in their big wheels.

[A]

How are you doing? You can't go on elementary school unless you're of age for an elementary school.

[B]

Is it midnight? There's nobody there.

[A]

When you were in high school, you go back to.

[B]

Absolutely. I had a four speed Volkswagen Beetle.

[A]

Of course you did. It used to be owned by Pierre Salinger. We all know.

[B]

Yeah, I would never do.

[D]

We were laughing hard when we were doing the donuts.

[B]

Oh, they're fun.

[D]

Yeah, we were.

[E]

It was a blast.

[A]

We could be killed.

[B]

See, this guy's doing it. I mean, obviously it's. It's going to be great because it's a frozen lake. So you. Plenty o ice.

[D]

If I were a passenger in that car, I'd go, you let me out.

[C]

Yeah, I'm not messing around that. We're not messing around with that. No, that's done.

[B]

Maybe you've seen people, they build little huts on the lake and.

[D]

Yeah, but I've also seen the Omen 2 where as the.

[A]

He's trying to get up through the eyes. See him? Yeah, yeah, I see.

[B]

Okay, well, tomorrow we'll finish the previous three days in history. Never did. Never did get to that. Also, we have an accidental vasectomy in the news and nose job.

[A]

Yeah, that sounds hilarious.

[B]

And we've got. Is that a coffee shop or a strip club? All coming up to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob.

[A]

And Tom show show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. This isn't your average podcast.

[E]

You, like, party.

[B]

I do like a huge chug of tequila. The howler head whiskey bottle chug in.

[A]

Front of Dana White.

[B]

That was the first time we ever went to la. We somehow got into a Diddy party. What's the Elon Musk house party look like? My parties generally have a very high production value.

[A]

This is full send.

[B]

I do want to do a lot more pranks.

[E]

Bunch of different pranks.

[B]

Join the party.

[A]

Jack Doherty in the house. Feeling good, man.

[B]

What are we going to talk about? About with Will Smith.

[C]

Yeah, I know what you're gonna say.

[B]

Shout out to Theovon.

[D]

It's been entertaining, dude.

[A]

The full send podcast.

[B]

Grab the boys, grab the beers.

[E]

Let's do it.

[A]

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