The BOB & TOM Show - January 1, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - January 1, 2025

Introduction The January 1, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show kicks off the new year with a blend of humor, insightful discussions, and entertaining segments. Hosted by Tom Griswold and Christy Lee, the show seamlessly weaves through various topics, from quirky news stories to engaging interviews with guests from the entertainment industry.

Opening Monologue and News Highlights Tom Griswold opens the show with comedic previews of upcoming TV series, including the family comedy Shifting Gears starring Tim Allen and Kat Dennings, slated to premiere on ABC and stream on Hulu on January 8th (00:00).

The hosts briefly delve into a humorous song parody about "Turtles and Whores," setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.

News Desk with Christy Lee Christy Lee takes over the news desk, presenting a mix of bizarre and intriguing news stories:

1. Human Hair Fashion Innovations (02:59)

   • A designer firm in Holland is pioneering the use of human hair to knit sweaters, transforming discarded salon hair into continuous threads for fabric. Tom humorously critiques the practicality of such garments, joking about potential issues like dandruff and lice.

2. Undocumented Medical Procedures (10:00)

   • The news highlights a Canadian man who underwent a DIY fecal transplant using his mother's donated microbiota to treat Crohn's disease. The procedure led to unexpected side effects, including menopausal symptoms, sparking discussions about the safety and efficacy of such unregulated medical practices.

3. Bat Reproductive Mechanics (47:50)

   • Scientists have discovered that a species of bat utilizes its penis as an arm during mating, marking the first documentation of non-penetrative sex in mammals. The segment explores the anatomical and behavioral adaptations of these bats, with Tom providing humorous commentary on the absurdity of the behavior.

4. Pregnancy on Airplanes (51:05)

   • A woman gave birth aboard a Pegasus Airlines flight, prompting a mix of surprise and jokes about airline policies and passenger etiquette. The incident underscores the unpredictability of air travel experiences.

5. Nudist Tandem Bike Tour (150:00)

   • An 18-year-old from the UK broke a Guinness World Record by singing in 140 languages during a six-day naked tandem bike tour aimed at raising climate change awareness. The segment includes humorous takes on the challenges and public reactions to such a unique endeavor.

6. Cozy Cardio Trend (127:59)

   • The rise of "cozy cardio" as a new exercise trend on TikTok is discussed. This regimen emphasizes walking in place on a mini treadmill in a comfortable setting to manage post-dinner bloating and promote mental well-being.

7. Sunglasses History and Trends (117:04)

   • A deep dive into the history of sunglasses, tracing their origins from Inuit snow goggles to modern-day Ray-Ban aviators. The segment highlights cultural influences and the evolution of sunglasses as a fashion statement.

Guest Interviews

1. Peter Frampton (34:49)

   • Rock legend Peter Frampton joins the show to discuss his ongoing battle with a debilitating disease affecting his muscles and mobility. Despite his challenges, Frampton remains optimistic about performing and his upcoming tour. He shares anecdotes about his experiences playing with B.B. King and emphasizes the importance of resilience and passion in music.

2. Drew Powell (44:51)

   • Actor and musician Drew Powell recounts his involvement in labor strikes within the acting community, sharing stories about interactions with fellow actors like Alfred Molina and Joel McHale. Powell discusses his passion for gardening and his efforts to create a food forest on his land in Tennessee, balancing his career with family life.

3. Comedian Dusty Slay (120:00)

   • Comedian Dusty Slay shares insights into his comedic journey, challenges faced in the industry, and his humorous take on personal experiences, including attempts at creating unique products like barbecue sauce tied to comedic anecdotes.

4. Greg Warren (167:40)

   • Ex-cop and comedian Greg Warren discusses his transition from law enforcement to comedy. He humorously touches upon his attempts at culinary experiments, such as rice omelettes, and offers a comedic perspective on everyday mishaps and misunderstandings.

Recurring Segments

1. Merchandise Discussions (66:12)

   • The hosts brainstorm creative merchandise ideas for fellow team member Josh, contemplating products like barbecue sauce and baby gravy. Their playful banter highlights the camaraderie and light-hearted nature of the show.

2. Language and Terminology Games (135:00)

   • The team engages in word games, deciphering contemporary slang like "dub" (a win) and "jugging" (a method of theft), showcasing their quick wit and playful interaction.

3. Relationship Advice and Anecdotes (132:08)

   • Personal stories about navigating relationships are shared, with Tom Griswold offering humorous takes on being "slow dumped" and the benefits of straightforward communication in ending relationships.

Comedy and Humor Throughout the episode, Tom and Christy infuse humor into their discussions, often riffing off each other's jokes and adding playful commentary to serious topics. Their chemistry and comedic timing keep listeners entertained while addressing a variety of subjects.

Conclusion and Upcoming Highlights As the show wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming segments featuring comedian Dusty Slay and Ian Bagg, promising more laughs and engaging discussions. They also reflect on memorable moments from the episode, ensuring listeners are left anticipating future episodes.

Notable Quotes

• Tom Griswold on Human Hair Sweaters (03:08):

  "Clothing made out of human hair. You're worried about your sweaters pilling now you got to worry about them having dandruff, too."

• Christy Lee on DIY Fecal Transplants (10:00):

  "This isn't how it works. No."

• Tom Griswold on Peter Frampton's Resilience (37:12):

  "Jonathan Hannon, who's responsible for this turd? You mean Peaches and Herb?"

• Christy Lee on Aging and Relationships (78:00):

  "Sexually transmitted infection skyrocketing among adults over the age of 65."

• Tom Griswold on Sunglasses History (117:04):

  "The UV razor beam blow. I can see the rocks I'm about to hit so clearly."

Final Thoughts The January 1, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show masterfully balances humor with informative content, providing listeners with a diverse array of topics and plenty of laughs. From unconventional news stories to engaging interviews with prominent figures like Peter Frampton and Drew Powell, the show offers something for every listener, ensuring a lively and entertaining start to the year.

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Timestamps:

• 00:00 – Opening Monologue
• 02:59 – News Desk Opening
• 03:08 – Human Hair Sweaters
• 10:00 – DIY Fecal Transplant
• 34:49 – Interview with Peter Frampton
• 44:51 – Interview with Drew Powell
• 66:12 – Merchandise Discussions
• 117:04 – Sunglasses History
• 132:08 – Relationship Anecdotes
• 150:00 – Nudist Tandem Bike Tour
• 167:40 – Interview with Greg Warren

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

ABC, January 8th. Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in the new family comedy Shifting Gears. Dad, I'm broke and I need a place to stay until I figure out what the rest of my life looks like. So a couple of days. I love it when his daughter moves back in. The last time you walked out that door, you look back at me and gave me a double bird. I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversations. The wheels come off. Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults? Have you watched the news lately? That's not a thing anymore. Series premiere Wednesday, January 8th on ABC and stream on Hulu. It's the Bob and Tom Show. They both make a living in their bare feet Catching one is like a treat and they both hang out right there by the shell they both walk slow to slee triple pace Both afraid to show their face but only one has a built in place to hide Turtles and whores, turtles and whores, I love them. Turtles and whores they both advertise a little tail move so much they never get mail they both go by the same nickname Snapper, Snapper. Daddy never told about the birds and bees but always talked about both these and made it clear only one was fit to eat. Turtles and whores, yeah. Turtles and whores, I love them. Turtles and whores, turtles and hoes. Now if you catch one, here's some advice. One is dirty and the other ain't nice. Stay polite and always walk up from behind. Make small talk. Never let them see fair. Don't work alone, Just bait or bear. And when you're done, just drop them by the river. Turtles and horse, Turtles and horse. I've caught both while fishing. I'm always on a mission. And they both hate the kitchen turtles at home. Good morning. Hello. From coast to coast, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Many portions of the upcoming program have been pre recorded, meaning they've already happened and they're about to happen again. So where was I? Oh. Oh, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we're glad to have you here. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Right now we turn to the news desk with Christy Lee. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Earlier we had the world record of the longest human hair wig. While a designer firm in Holland is knitting sweaters using human hair.

[Tom Griswold]

We're making a sweet.

[Christy Lee]

You're trying to wigs in hair human material loop. Taking discarded hair from salons, spinning it.

[Tom Griswold]

Into a continuous spread the hair from heads. Sometimes if you use the pubic hair. Oh, really? Sometimes. And then we use the toenails for buttons. Oh, that sounds really awful. We got the idea from Buffalo Bill and Silence of the Lamb. That's. That's not a good source. Source of inspiration. Yeah, he's something else. So they're making.

[Christy Lee]

They're spinning the hair into a continuous thread to make yarn or fabric that is then dyed and used to make garments. According to cnn, the startup also has prototypes of human hair coats and blazers. It has also tested prototypes for other clothing, including an outdoor coat stuffed with hair to provide thermal insulation. Well, we take the hair off sheep and we take the hair off goats. Why not use your own hair?

[Tom Griswold]

And we don't have CNN here. We have CN Hen. Oh, really? There's a chicken. That's a corner of the tv. Is that right? Sir, we found it keeps my island. I can't believe this is economically feasible.

[Christy Lee]

Well, think about all the hair that are in. That is collected in hair salons every day. It's a lot of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Clothing made out of human hair. You're worried about your sweaters pilling now you got to worry about them having dandruff, too. I mean, or worse, lice. Sweaters, huh? Oh, boy. Sweaters.

[Christy Lee]

I have to shave down your sweater. We had.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember we had a. There was. We had a news story a couple years ago about some very expensive dress made of human hair. I don't. I don't. No. Yes. It wasn't that long ago because I remember it looking like. Oh, yeah, that's human hair. It was something. It was a suit or something. Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

But I don't. They didn't. They used actual hair. This is at least spun into some kind of yarn, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, the yarn is obviously made of hair, so. You know who can spin a good yarn? That Swedish fella. Oh. Oh, I love to hear. Pull up a chair. I'll tell you. Stir. Here's the thing. He's very good. Long, long time ago. Oh, here we go. I can still remember the music that they played. Wait a second. It made me smile. That sounds familiar. I knew that if I had the chance, I could make those people down, make them happy and make them happy for a while. By the time I got around to it, Tom December made me shiver.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, environmental authorities.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. I think it's time for a song from Patty G. Don McLean is a thieving bastard. Oh, no. Pat's riding with me today. I know. Only somebody's coming back in a body bag on that one. You showered? Yeah. Have you showered? Yes, I've showered. Are you gonna take a nap before we go? I may have to. I don't want to take it during the drive. This isn't a married couple. You hear them? Yeah. You know, if you don't take a nap, Pat will back me up in this. You'll be cranky. You should take a nap. You'll be crankier again. So you're in a. You're going to be in a good mood. Or do I need to bring headphones? I can get my. You can bring headphones if you'd like. I've got my Raycon earbuds. Little. Yeah, I do, too. You'll be practicing your guitar. I play constantly. Yeah. Tom loves that. Yeah. You know, I always felt bad because you would ask me now, are you going to be in a good mood? But I found it wasn't me. You ask everybody that before you want to do anything with them. I got to put up with them for seven hours in a car. I want to. Well, no, let's be honest. It'll be nine for you guys.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're going to Peoria. You're going to get lost. Remind me. I think they put directions in those. I don't have those. I think they put.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there are directions in the little.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we are envelope out there marked directions.

[Christy Lee]

Apps don't work some places because the Internet is not available.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there any way you can record some part of a conversation between you and Pat? Like about three or four hours in or something like that? Man, that would be. Oh, I wish we could get a live feed during our travel so that we could. Yes, I can listen to Tom and Pat as I drive songs the whole time. By the way, I did find. I couldn't find the. The. The suit made of human hair, Right? Yes. But this is from Sweden. Also from the publication Expressn. That's right. I used to write for that Ms. Nina Spahr editorial. Makes ladies panties out of human hair.

[Christy Lee]

That's even worse.

[Tom Griswold]

That is really. I'm against.

[Christy Lee]

We have our own. Why do we need to wear them? They're built in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's like. It's like dog sweaters. They have their own fur. Right, Exactly. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Doubling up.

[Tom Griswold]

So you were Googling while I was singing. Is that what you were doing? Of course. No, no, no, no. Just was looking through some old stories. I heard your fan. Okay, let's not Google it. I think it required even more focus. I did find this also. I. This is something I'd never Heard of before. The so called Vagina Mohawk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. That's the landing strip, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I would think.

[Tom Griswold]

This was at a New York Fashion Week show. Oh. It's the so called punk aesthetic. That's gonna look like two. Two befores dunked in some tar. Several mods, several models on the Runway were wearing no bottoms at all. Huh. And they had a. This is what they were wearing, what is called the Vagina Mohawk. It's kind of like a. It's described here as a vaginal wig. How about. Well, that's. That's obscene. Well, so it was a. So are they zoned for that? It's New York.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, you can. Okay, so they weren't wearing bottoms, but this vaginal wig actually did cover their actual organs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, to a degree. Okay. Obviously. But, I mean, you could see the cheeks. Yeah, Well, I presume. I'm sure. I think it was strictly a cooter toupee. I don't think it went all the way around to the back. Cooter and Crack. Now there's a morning show. Cooter and Crack. We'll be right back with Cooter and crack. Tank sits between them. Isn't that the view? Who would the. This is what you partner for. Thank you, dear. Wherever you go, whatever you do, always be a good sport. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. A Canadian man received a fecal transplant from his mother to treat colitis and Crohn's disease. He's now experiencing her menopause symptoms.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's not.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way this is real.

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't how it works. No.

[Christy Lee]

In a new documentary, Mr. Charlie Curtis revealed that he had a DIY poop transplant.

[Tom Griswold]

See? DIY, really putting the do and do.

[Christy Lee]

It yourself or do microbiota transplants donated by his mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Sky, don't say I never gave you.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing for over four years.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, this is a sick thing.

[Christy Lee]

He said he has symptoms. He was symptom free and off medication for Crohn's, but also began experiencing sweating, hot flashes, and mood swings.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Maybe because you live with a psychotic lady.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's giving you her poop.

[Christy Lee]

Thomas Barodi, director of the center for Digestive Disease Diseases in Australia, told filmmaker Saffron Cassidy, who did the documentary that formerly push donated feces, quote, does transmit high levels of hormones. So it is possible Charlie was absorbing his mother's hormones.

[Tom Griswold]

So how does this work? You have all this poop and then how do you transit. This is done in a medical facility by trained. Normally. Normally the normal. This guy's doing it at home. Do it yourself if you keep reading. He later reported that he had a very dry vagina from his mom. Isn't that one of the symptoms?

[Christy Lee]

Don't look at me.

[Tom Griswold]

And now Tom angers older women. He's also finding his father much less attractive now that he's got his mom. Oh, see, now that's funny. That's what you should have gone with instead of the dry vagina stuff. Those guys. This guy's a lunatic, but they're saying it's lunatic.

[Christy Lee]

His mom or him because of his mom or. Yeah. Did mom go, hey, I know what we can do. Or did he go, hey, Mom, I need your help.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there directions on the Internet that you can do? Diy? Of course. Fecal transplant. Do you think they just went home? You think they just went butt to butt? No, they have to be very still. All right, son, receive me. Coming in. Oh, that's.

[Christy Lee]

This is gross. In so many.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna need like a pump or something speculative. You turn it into pills, do you. You'd have to inject it into your baby, right? I don't know. Well, unless you. You know, this is something that only. Can we talk to these people. Professional. Professional in the medical.

[Christy Lee]

I maybe have to watch maybe documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

I know this is very important pill. Actually, the first time we did the story. Oh, it was. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how was she making her own pills?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Tell us a little bit about a pat. I did have a song, but I don't. I'd have to go over it first. Oh. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I guess you could buy capsules that are empty and.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. I think you can taste. It's about your. It's about your. About your breath. Or they would have to be suppositories, I would imagine. I don't know. I mean, what is it? It's for your gut, doesn't it? Isn't sepsis the number two leading cause of death in the United States? Okay. Swallowing feces. So unhealthy. Good God. Mentally and physically. Don't do this at home. Talk to a medical professional. If you're watching HGTV and they. Come on. Coming up, vehicle transplant. You can do it in your kitchen. All you're going to need is a canoe paddle and a turkey baster. Yeah. Get a good tarp and a Vitamix. Vitamix blender that you're not going to want to use. You're going to want to throw away Bill. Get ink on anyone to 3.3 it's alternative in the 90s and 2000s and an act that I believe has taken a little bit of a hiatus. Damon Oliver being a little bit obtuse with that, but it's not like they're always super active anyway. But I think he's going to take a break from Gorillaz and Blur this next year. If I had that much money, I would probably be doing that anyway just because I don't like to work. Is anyone a two point get in zone? AutoZone. Welcome to AutoZone. What are you working on today? I think my battery's dead. With free battery testing and charging, we can help you get back on the road. So what if I need a new one? We have the right Duralast battery for you. Only at AutoZone. And what about my old battery? We can recycle it right here at America's number one battery. Destination restrictions apply. Happy 2025. This is Christopher and this is the best of the Bob and Tom show here. Gang is back here in the studio Monday morning, so be around for that right now. A segment, best of segment here, some Star wars talk and reunited. I'm a failure as a father. I don't know. But I walked in here, went to get some iced tea in the break room, came back in and oh yeah, Josh, Jason and Willie are arguing about some obscure Star wars dork festival. What are you guys talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Nerds in here, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe. And Willie, correct me if I'm speaking out of turn. You brought up the show the acolyte and you were just asking if I had seen it and you said that you enjoy it and you're going into the minutia of, well, dork them. It was arguing about arguing about whether so and so is alive in this universe. It was nerdy. But is it all that? Is it all that far from when you and Godwin in the green room talk about what strings? Don't you dare bring up the Beatles. It's a religious experience. Well, no, I mean, I've heard even worse or even more obscure and well, even just I old guys talking about movies makes me angry because they all hate Marvel and they all hate Star wars, but they all love James Bond. And it's like, that's just our version of this. Yeah, yeah, of course. It's a big fun action movie, Willie. Yeah, yeah. Is there a Pussy Galore in Star Wars? No, dad, there's not a Pussy Glow in Star Wars. So I risk my case. There's a Princess Leia. Sure. Yeah. The gold bikini, super hot, pretty Cool. Yeah. You know, I have a thing that I might do as a joke that I was thinking about, and then we just started talking about the Star wars world in a more general sense. It got a little nerdy. Is this. Is this a television show? The Acolyte. No, it's a slide presentation, and it could be. Is it a. Is it. Is it a movie? I don't know. It's a. It's a TV show. It's got the guy from Squid Game in it, the main guy. It's got the. The gal from the Matrix. She's in it as well. It's cool. I really enjoy it. Carrie Anne Moss. I don't know if that's her name or not. The gal. That's. She's. She's scary and she has short hair and she wears a trench coat the whole time. Do they have the predecessors of Jar Jar Binks? Oh, I have not seen it. Are there Gungans in it? I have not seen a Gungan yet, and I wish there were more. I love. They're very noisy. Jar Jar was a Gungan. The. The Gunga Din. Yeah. It can get rough. Yeah. One year. Boy, that is. Thank you. I'm done. You have to. You have to do crosswords. You have to. There's a lot that you have to do, you know. You know better. You know better. I love the word din. Yeah, I do, too. You never hear it said. James Taylor uses it brilliantly in a song. Yeah, you wrote it right down. Seriously, that's really. That's the most obscure thing I've ever said in my life.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Not even close. I love Jar Jar Binks. I'll die on that hill. It was funny. Added some spice to those dull movies. Okay, I'm sorry. Back to the Sports desk. Are we still doing. Oh, hey. Yes, we are. Stupid world record. Oh, I love this. David Rush has reunited with Jonathan Hannon.

[Christy Lee]

And it feels so good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Jonathan Hollywood Hannon. Who's responsible for this turd? You mean Peaches and Herb? What about this? Monsters out there leaking in here. All sinking in all power. When are you thinking? We think. Oh, man, is that great. Now I ask you this. Yeah. I'm going to play another piece of audio for. From Jar Jar, and you tell me if it's the same audio or it's new audio. All right? Okay. Monsters out there leaking in here, all sinking and all power. When are you thinking we in trouble?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how do you understand that?

[Tom Griswold]

Same. Same audio exactly. There's no. There's no way of telling. It could be different audio, that's all. He died. What's wrong with that? Everything. Why? There's a lot people just wasn't particularly funny. But people have accents. I know that. We live in a world. I know. That's the issue for some. You just want to make fun of how people talk. The way people talk is joyful and beautiful. Having a different accent is great. I agree with this new political thing where you have to all talk like you're. Talk like you're a newsman. That's right. I agree with you, Tom. But this is a. It just wasn't funny and it has nothing to do with the accent. For me, the jo he stole his number one tagline how rude. Was stolen from a little girl on Full House, which, by the way, that wasn't funny at all. Okay, let's see now. Is this the same Jar Jar comment or is it a different one? Let's see. Excuse me. But the most safest that's Wayne's World would be Ganga City is where I grew up. Tis a hidden city boy. I could listen, talk all day or run into traffic. Either way, he is just sort of a medley of comic Relief. I kind of like the way. Yeah, I kind of like the way he looked. But the most safest place is where I grew up. Tis a hidden city. What's wrong with you? You like Jar Jar Binks? That was adding a little spice to otherwise dull. Where were we? We were talking about the importance you guys are ignoring of Hollywood Hannon and David Rush reuniting.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And you don't like this song by Peaches and Herb? I'm fairly convinced no one actually likes this song. How the commercial sounding thing. It is. It's it. That is. I mean, that's really. Wait, Tom, I don't believe you for a second. You don't like. That's my mo. You're just figuring that out? Is it Herb or Herb? Herb.

[Christy Lee]

I think he's Herb.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no one named Herbert. I think there is a President Herbert over in England. No, it's Herbert, not your garden. In your garden, do you say herbs or herbs? I say herbs in the garden. My dad's real name was Herbert. Like KFC's the Herbs and spices.

[Christy Lee]

Right. And then the man's name is Herb.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Herb. There has to be a porno movie called Herb and Spices with. With like three chicks and some guy named Herb. The suburb of the spice. Everything. The answer to everything is not there. Must Be a porn for it. No, but that's the sad thing I've discovered talking to Josh. That there is talking to me now. Now he. He hears everything. And it's certain it's the truth. Anything you can think of. There's. They've done a pornographic version of. It's pathetic. You know, Herb was a policeman. Herb. Peaches and Herb. Huh?

[Christy Lee]

Herb.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? Herb? It's not Herb. No, that's that song, He Was a Policeman. That song was huge.

[Christy Lee]

It was very.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to pornhub.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I'm going. Peaches of perp. I'm going somewhere else. I forgot there's an issue in this state. Oh, yeah. I'm going to x videos. Oh, Pornhub is closed now. We can't get on Pornhub here on June 27th. Check local time zones and states. You're gonna have to put your ID in to verify your age. So in some places. Yeah, yeah. There's not a notification that I got yesterday at 5. How do you put your ID into a. The same way you do it when you're, like, ordering booze online. Take a picture of it. Confirm it. Oh, why do you ask? The worst, stupidest. I've never. I didn't. What? How do you put your ID in? Computer slot. In my computer. I haven't seen. I don't understand. But what I wanted to do. You were just.

[Christy Lee]

Did you hear what he just said? Is there a slot in my computer to swipe?

[Tom Griswold]

You remind me of that Zoolander scene where they're trying to bang up. The information is in the computer. This explains a lot. And they start to rip the computer. He's at home on Amazon trying to feed money into the CD rom. Yep, he sure is. Now you know why we couldn't buy water in Des Moines. Good God. I wanted to see if there was Jar Jar Binks porn. What did you say? Excuse me, but he must have this place with begun. What is the name of his people? Yeah, the most safest place.

[Christy Lee]

Squeeze me.

[Tom Griswold]

Jar Jar Binks porn. Well, there's gotta be. Is there. Oh, my gosh. Is there Star Wars? Please tell me it's Jar Jar Jack. Jack, this is. This is one of the funniest, greatest things I've ever seen. And we can show it. I'm going to send it to Jason to get this. Okay. To get this up there. Actually, we'll post. You didn't show it. It's. It's. I'm not even laughing. It's so funny. You know what I mean? Like, I'm astounded. Well, don't tell us. I won't. You're a student of it. It is something that needs to be. Yeah. Is there a pun? No. I wish it was something like it's all banks on the inside. Yeah, that's good. Something like that, but no. Ajar. A jar. The name of it is Just Slave Leia Jar Jar Binks Bondage Harness. Okay, that's all. And. But is Jar Jar. Is there a sex? Jar Jar. Is he or she is a boy or girl? Oh, do they say whether or not.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think we do. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

I assumed it was a dude. Yeah. Yeah. I always assumed he was male, but I don't know. They neutered him and then he became a ball jar when they put his gonads into a. Should we get back to the importance of Hollywood? Hannon reuniting with my buddy David Rush. David Rush. Jonathan Hannon reunited to break the Guinness World record for the most behind the back catches in one minute. Team of two. Mr. Hannon has moved to Michigan.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Following John. David Rush lives in Boise, Idaho.

[Christy Lee]

Where'd they get together? Which state did they pick?

[Tom Griswold]

You'll see if he reads. A state of boredom. Thanks. Bet you're following Jonathan's move to Michigan, which Tom's already gone over.

[Christy Lee]

What's his address?

[Tom Griswold]

David traveled to the Great Lakes State. Oh, the Great Lakes stage. Oh, my. To attempt the record. With Jonathan throwing up, David managed to catch a total of 26 tennis balls behind his back to beat the previous record of 25. The latest record brings David to a total of 177, meaning he's near his goal of holding the most Guinness World title. What is that? What's the 181?

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

To break the record, the pair had to stand nearly 10ft apart with Jonathan kneeling in front of. Oh, no. Jonathan needed to throw tennis balls one at a time over. David's had to be caught behind his back. They broke the record during an assembly at Jonathan. It's really cool. I hate it so much. I hate it. I hate it. Oh, come on. But the most is safest place. I hate it. It's Jar Jar and Herb. Oh, yeah. I'm just glad they're friends. They're back together now. I understand because you guys are impressed by nothing. The fact that David is a world record holder, one of the greatest jugglers of all time. That they're going to be doing this with bowling balls next week. Oh, well, now that's yeah, that's really. There are several cases where the tennis ball hits David in the head, apparently. We have the photo of the Jar Jar Binks porn clip. Okay. That is about to be presented. Okay, so let's say it's a lightsaber. It's a guy with a lightsaber in some kind of harness mask on a man's body. Is that a gay thing, that. That harness stuff? Well, I'm sure. Absolutely not. It can be, but it can also be frustrating. Like a gimp. Super. It's got a big hook, so you can hook the guy onto a pole. I'm gonna hook you onto a pole. Will you look at how silly that is? That is silly. Thank you. Is that getting. Is that getting.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the set direction.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that getting somebody excited? Can you tell when you look at that pornhub? Does it tell you how many people have viewed that? Maybe. Yeah, that looks like somebody's basement back porch somewhere. What the hell? Christie's right. No, it does look like a basement. That hasn't quite been finished. It's getting redone. Yes, Tom, it has. So far. I don't know when it was posted. Okay, it was posted one year ago. It says it has 677 views. All right, so. And it has a rating of thumbs up of 75%. That's good.

[Christy Lee]

So I bet it jumps up. We need to check on this.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one comment, and it's pretty. It just says, well, and I'm reading this verbatim. Well, new fetish unlocked. Somebody really took to it. Let's see, where were we? Willie and Josh's affection for Star wars is the same as Tom's obsession with west side Story. Yeah. Oh, I get that. That's from Jody in Charleston, South Carolina. Totally correct. I understand. No, I just. I kind of walked into there. They were having a really ultra nerd. Yeah, Christy even yelled at us.

[Christy Lee]

Please stop with the nerd conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't disagree with you. They got pretty nerdy.

[Christy Lee]

New finds. Eating cheese may play an important role in healthy, happy aging.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers analyzed Data sets of 2.3 million genetically diverse peoples to identify stronger aspects of healthy aging.

[Tom Griswold]

Aspects?

[Christy Lee]

They discovered that people with better mental well being tended to be healthier as the years went on. Which makes sense. A higher intake of cheese as well as fruit was one of the standout contributors to those who had high well being scores.

[Tom Griswold]

This study paid for by Velveeta. So cheese is gooda for you. No, no, no, seriously, Aren't. Aren't you embarrassed? It is embarrassing. And. But here's. But Tom's not laughing at the joke. That's what some people miss. He's laughing at our unhappiness. That's exactly what. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He's doing it just to get a reaction.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus. It's infedible. It's infedible. What does that even mean? It's.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

What is infedible supposed to be? Also incredible is right. Better come up. Oh, I like the chedable better. Willie, congratulations. But what are you trying. What's the p. What's it.

[Christy Lee]

What's it?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, of all people, when you hear that cheese is good for you, I don't believe it. You guys believe, I'll make you feel better. Pizza counts. What about no. You said it's a gouda for you. I got that. Lame at best. But what's the word in infeta cheese?

[Christy Lee]

Infatible.

[Tom Griswold]

What word are you trying to say for infed? Incredible. Right. Incredible. Oh, incredible. You're such a monster. A monster. Hey, stop it. Oh, just when I think it can't get any worse, there it is. I can't. I can't believe that this is upsetting you. You can't.

[Christy Lee]

You do this every time. We have a cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

You came. A bear it. Oh, man. Even provolone. See? Just yell stuff sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

There's a Hallmark movie about cheese. Have you seen that?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a very sweet little film. In France, a girl goes to France and falls in love with a cheese maker. Yes, there's a porno movie.

[Tom Griswold]

There is. It's called cheese whiz. Combines. Combines Two fetishes. What? Two fetishes? That'd be. I don't know. What's in a golden shower? Cheesy crotch in the golden shower. Do you suppose when they do porno still pictures, it's porno? They say to the lady, can you spread that out a little bit and say cheese? Say cheese. Maybe that's why we say cheese when we have a picture taken. No, it's because it makes a natural smile. You don't go, cheese. Yeah, that's why they say. That's why nobody goes. They say oboe. They want to smile. Cheese. Yeah, say cheese. That's interesting. Wonder who thought you just now are finding this out. Never thought about it till just now. Who do you suppose thought about that?

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Polaroid? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy that worked at Sears. I. I just looked around the room. Chick was rubbing his eyes. Christy was going, I don't Know, Willie had his head in his hands. Ace is fashioning a noose. God was calling his ex wife just to have a better conversation. At the very. You should say you're sorry, but you won't. This is. This is a study that proves that cheese is good for you. We should all be happy you believe this.

[Christy Lee]

It's one study. How many times have you heard cheese will clog your arteries?

[Tom Griswold]

Not your arteries, it's your bowels. But the point is.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no, it can also clog your arteries. Do.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't argue, guys. It's both. Now, I'm not going to sit here and say cheese is terrible for you because everything in moderation is great, but it's not. That's how I feel about heroin. It's not. It's not a health food every other Saturday smack. Well, you know, that's willpower if you can. I put it off a week at a time. I only do it at parties. Well, last week we did a segment with rocker Peter Frampton. We're going to do another one coming up here in just a minute. So stand by. You don't want to miss it. This is the Bob and Tom show. Welcome to the Jungle Clones. It's the Jim Rome show podcast. The greatest and loyal fan base ever. You, the clones. It all starts with the jungle. We're in it to win it and I'm in it to go as hard as I possibly can every day to make sure that you clones get the best possible product every single day. Day one, all in. Let's freaking the Jim Rome show. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. First show of 2025. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios. Here's a segment from earlier last year, 2024. Since this is 2025 officially now, a segment from I think February of 24 with rocker Peter Frampton. Peter, I want to get right to the important stuff. How's your dog? Dog? He's lying right here. Actually, Bigsby's right here. Bigsby, come here. Come here. He's a black golden doodle, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, Bigsby. Big boy. What a good boy. I'm wrong. I thought big. I thought Bigsby was your butler. Peter, is the name Bigsby from the guitar world or the amp world? What is that? Yes, I kept. I wanted to keep it in the musical circle. So yeah, we use. My very first tremolo arm was that I got for my first Hoffner guitar was a Bigsby tremolo arm. So every guitarist will know What a. What a Bigsby is. It's a great name for a dog, too. And is your dog officially a helper animal? Yes, he's a service dog. He's been in training over the last two years. He's going to graduate this year. It's. It's a lot of stuff he has to learn. And so, yeah, it's. But he's the chillest dog you'd ever wish. If you ever do the fram tone thing in front of him, does it scare him if you go, please hand me a bone? You know, I have this great picture that I posted on IG that. That. That someone took at the. Francois. One of our crew took at the rehearsal hall. And it's me playing and him sitting like 10 foot in front of me. Like his master's voice, you know, like the thing. It's. It's great. So I. I could see this. This whole interview is going to be about my dog. So now when does he. Don't mind. I don't know. So. Oh, sure. We could ask all the other dumb questions. Which song did you have to replace the guitar on? And Frampton Comes Along. We know all that. And we've got bad news for you, Peter. Both Tom and I have listened to your audiobook. Do you feel like I do since we talked to you last? And so we feel like we really know you up close and personal. So. No. It's a great book, actually. Really wonderful. I guess the important thing. Two important things. Mr. Frampton is going on tour again. Thank God. We are so happy about that. And nominated for the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. A sure winner. We've been asking people to vote every day. Go to the Rock and Roll hall of Fame website. Vote for Mr. Frampton. Thank you so much. Obviously, well deserved.

[Christy Lee]

I think it shocked a lot of people that you weren't already in. It was like, what?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And we should point out Peter's dealing in a very positive manner with a. I guess is the word disease. I don't want to. Yeah, it's a disease. And can you give us the quick update? It looks like you're doing fine. No, I'm. I'm doing great. I'm. I'm. I'm surprised how well I'm doing and thrilled at the same time, obviously, because, yes, it is affecting my body and, you know, my muscles in my arms and legs and hands. But. But it's. It's so weird when I sit down, I can't. Walking is. Is a pain, obviously. But. But. And I sit down to play now, but when I pick up a guitar. Because these hands have been doing this for 60 plus years. Well, actually. 60. Yeah, no, 60 plus years. They. They know what to do. So if. If I got one finger left, I'll. I'll. You know, I'll still be playing, you know. Yeah. Django did it with a couple missing, I think. Yeah. He only had two, so. Yeah. And look for Peter out there on the road with a great band. And I saw a few years back and you had not lost a step. Although, as you pointed out, you are sitting, which is cool. Yeah, yeah. The last time I saw B.B. king, it was at one of Eric's special extravaganzas. I think it was the one in Dallas or Madison Square. I forget which one it was. And Eric and brought up Mr. King, who sat down. And then Eric and the rest of the guys up front sat down as well. And of course it was great. And B.B. king was the master of fewer notes, more soul. Absolutely. And we were very lucky to have him on our guitar circus. He's. It's hard to say this in a sentence. B.B. king opened for me. That's a hard thing to even reconcile. But it was one of his last tours and it was close to the end. But he would invite me out and I would sit with him like Eric did and play the Thrillers Gone every night. Oh, my gosh. And he was the most humble, wonderful man you'd ever wish to meet. He just. You know, when I first. Because I hadn't met him before the tour. So when I first met him and I went on the bus And I said, Mr. King, he said, oh, call me B. Call me B. So I said, okay, B. And I said, would you. And I stumbled because I was nervous because he was. He's is the God of bliss. And he said, peter, Peter, Peter. He said, you tell me what you want and I'll do it for you. And I thought, oh, my God, this is. And we had the best tour. He was so much. Well, he was dealing with some stuff, but. But we. It was a pleasure to be around him always. And Peter Frampton is our guest. And Peter is, besides being one of the greatest people in rock and roll, one of the nicest. Else. Why else would he talk to us? Peter, when you do, are you still doing a traditional sound check or are you doing the thing where they play a previous tape and we start off at the beginning of a tour, probably doing three, four sound checks. And then by that time we've already done three, four, Shows. So we pretty much. When we leave the rehearsal hall, it's pretty much down. But everything changes when you play live. It's different, you know, so. But no, we, we, we. We don't like doing sound checks once we've got it down because we want it to be the first take every night for the audience. Do you ever screw around and play cover songs or screw up the lyrics that you're some of your classics just to keep your sanity? Screw up the lyrics all the time. I don't mean during the show, sir. No, yeah, I mean. But now, of course, we got this. The scrolling prompter, like, you know, like a newscaster. We've got, We've all got those now. So. But that if you look away and, and you start to rely on the prompter, it's like. I think your audience knows the lyrics to quite a few of the songs. They can, they can always. They can always help you out. Fill it in. Yeah. One last question. Your. Your dad was an artist, and I remember asking you once if you had any of his art, and didn't you see that you had one of his ties still? Am I getting this right? A necktie? I have, I have a. I have a sweater of his. Ah. That he would always wear. We tried to make him stop wearing it and wear something because he had loads of sweaters, but he just wanted to wear this one sweater. So that's the one I took. But when I. When I was up for an award and I did an acceptance speech, I did say, we just lost dad at the time. And I did say, dad, I wore a tie. The last time I wore a tie, I was at school and I wore the tie and I just spoke to him and I said, see, Dad, I wore the tie. I won. Peter Frampton. One of the funniest things I've ever heard Peter Frampton say is his favorite Humble Pie album is the first one he wasn't on. It is true, though. I love that album. I brought my favorites that, that I was on, I hope. And I, I always. I always love a Rock in the Film or one of the classics and a bunch of versions of that. They're all. Almost all those concerts are now available out there in the world. Well, Peter can't wait to see you. Be sure to look for Mr. Frampton on the tour schedule and you can vote for him.

[Christy Lee]

Tell them how is it. Rockall.comvote okay. And you can do it every day.

[Tom Griswold]

And apologize to Big, To Bigsby. We really wanted to talk to him.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, yeah, he's sleeping right now. And I did want to say, Christy, you know, congratulations again, you know, because I did congratulate you on, on the, on the marriage. But, you know, I was free at the time, so, you know, I, I never got a clue. Oh, Peter, if you had any idea, kidding or not, what you've just done.

[Christy Lee]

You know, it's been under a year. I can get divorced pretty quickly if.

[Tom Griswold]

If I read the book carefully enough. If I read the book carefully enough.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Know the score is Christy 4 Peter 3. I'm in there with go to Vegas, do it all. You get. You can get divorced and we can get married at the same time. Mr. Frampton, you, you remain the best. And look for forward to April 22nd. Mr. Fr's birthday. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And Tom Griswold's birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

And Jack Nicholson, the, the big three. Thank you. Thank you, Peter.

[Christy Lee]

See you on the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Always a ple. Coming up next hour, folks, comedian Dusty Slay. Tom pushing Josh's barbecue sauce and more. But next, actor, comedian, musician Drew Powell here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Bob and Tom, you met Lala Kent on Vanderpump Rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Now Lala and her friends share everything.

[Christy Lee]

On Give them Lala bagel.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody says I say that weird.

[Christy Lee]

It is ruined by proposal story.

[Tom Griswold]

How Jason proposed and she was like, he brought in a bunch of bagels. I was like, I have to stop this.

[Christy Lee]

I will punch you in the throat if you ever tell this story again.

[Tom Griswold]

And call it a bagel. Let me tell you now, when I tell the story, I go, he went and got breakfast. There you go. Bagels. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Watch what Lala is talking about on YouTube or search for Give them Lala wherever you listen.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Happy New Year from all of us here at the show. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios on this New Year's Day morning. Here's a segment with our good friend actor Drew Powell. And here's Tom Griswold with our especial a guest. That's right, he's Drew Powell. Seen him in Gotham. Or Ray Donovan. Very fine actor. And he's doing his family thing right now. He'll be heading for North Carolina to visit family and have some Thanksgiving. You were on strike with all the actors and you were on the picket lines. Did you. How did that work? Did you get assigned a picket line to go to or you just showed up? No, he just showed up. They had them at all the major studios and I tended to go to Warner Brothers or Disney because they were closer to my house. But yeah, it was really inspirational. Did they give you a sign or did you have to make your own? No, they had them there. They're very well organized. You show up, you get a T shirt and a sign. And did you get to pick your own sign? I mean, did you have a choice? Yeah, you could write some in or you could just choose one. I usually just went with the generic sign, but yeah, it was great. I mean, a lot of people hadn't seen in a long time, you know, reconnecting and it was, it was really, really cool. When actors meet, you just go over your latest gig and. Is it all at Shop Talk? No, not, not usually. You know, it's like what you've been doing. But. But I do like I walked with Alfred Molina who was in Raiders of the Lost Ark. And so like I was asking him questions and he's an incredible actor. I saw him on stage when I first moved to la, so I was asking him about that and we talked for a long time. We got there and you know the comedian Joel McHale, he was on the community. I took my mom and dad, they came out to visit and I took him on the line and he and my mom got to talking. They just started walking. So they just for a lap. Mom and Joel just chatting about life. So that was pretty cool. And Jay Leno pulled up in a steam car, an actual steam car, like a locomotive. What a weirdo. That's great. Hey, have you ever seen a steam car? Can you believe it? That's cool. It was cool. I have to say. I mean, I agree with both of you, but it was pretty wild to see. So yeah, they got the whole experience. Now we return to Christy Lee at the news desk. Finally.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you, Chuck.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have discovered that a species of bat uses its penis as an arm during sex.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. I get a hold of that thing.

[Christy Lee]

Put an arm around it.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me pull that thing in here. Wait a second, hold on a second.

[Christy Lee]

What is if the serotonin bat mates without penetration? Since the male's penis is around seven times longer than the females vagina, they're doing it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

And the bat penis has a heart shaped head that is seven times wider than the vaginal opening.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but you know the only music they can mate to. Tom, did you know this?

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

He's doing the dance. Why? Why are bats. Oh, I can do the typewriter too. In the chair. Why are bats dancing to hammer time? I'm confused. I was having fun. You know what? It's just a fun little moment. You turn. How about that fever? There's no connection between having a gigantic penis and a small vagina.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. But instead, Batman being used for penetration, the bats use their disposal. Disappropriate the big lung penis like an extra baby. The female's tail sheath out of the way so that they can engage in contact mating. Okay, what does that mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, rub up on it. Frottage. Am I right, Tom? Frothy? Yeah, I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists noted this is the first time non penetrative sex has been documented in a mammal.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they were never in the back seat of a dodge back in 57. Yeah. What do they call that? Remember the birth control was Pepsi and aspirin. You shake it up. Yeah. Hey, baby, why don't you. Why don't you let me rub up on that ass a little bit? How about that? Jeans to jeans. The jeans. No contact. So. So the. The bat's male member then is seven times the size of the woman's opening. So they don't actually go inside. They just did. The boy bats come up with this story? Yeah. Wait a minute. You might want to think. Hey, hang on. You ever talk to a bat? This house is expensive. It cost me a penis and a leg. You know, I can grab stuff with my penis. It's prehensile. If you could have a posable thumb, wouldn't you want to see. If you had a friend who. I can grab stuff with my. You want to see it? You go. Okay. I'm gonna put a pop down here on the. On the counter. Let me see. Let me see you pull that to you just for a second. Somebody. Why not? An actor once described Lon Chaney as having a member that he could throw over his shoulder and burp like a baby. Like a baby? Like a baby. Lon Chaney, the werewolf, right? Yes. The wolf man. Yeah. Not that wolf man. The wolfman. Wolfman. Wow. No kidding. I didn't know that about Lon Chaney. Yeah. I can't prove it, but that's just what he told me. And it was funny. Interesting legend. Milton Burrow. Also classic. Everyone knows Milton Burrow. Remember, he'd do contests and forest. Forest Tucker. Apparently gift. The most gifted man in Hollywood, Milton Merle, would always challenge someone and he'd go, well, I just take out enough to win, and then I put the rest. I'm sorry, Christy Lee, what else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

A woman gave birth aboard an airplane recently. She went into labor as the Pegasus Airplane Airlines plane was making final preparations for takeoff from Istanbul, Turkey to Marseille, France. Video shows paramedics running onto the aircraft to help the woman. Moments later, a paramedic can be seen carrying the baby to the front.

[Tom Griswold]

Those aren't paramedics. Those are. Those are the airline employees wanting to charge her for another ticket. Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

The infant was then taken to the hospital for further care.

[Tom Griswold]

The mess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In 24B, undoubtedly. In the middle seat. Yeah. How are you not on that plane sitting next to her? You're traveling here. You think you get frequent flyers miles, frequent flyer miles for life. If you're born on a plane, you should. Yeah. Like free travel. But now we do have a story coming up about etiquette on airplanes. Drew, do you wear your shoes on there? Oh, yes. Oh, don't get me started on this nonsense.

[Christy Lee]

You do wear them.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Josh takes his off.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? That's why he's sick. He's disgusting. Like he's has nothing. It was. What? Who. The hygiene. What are you doing? His defense would be that he never has had a foot odor. That's what he would tell you if he was.

[Christy Lee]

And that his swell.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we. Yeah. Well then keep them in the shoe. Because you take them out, then you can't stuff them back in there.

[Christy Lee]

According to CNN etiquette expert Diane Gottsman, veteran flight attendants Andrew and Rich Henderson and travel expert Samantha Brown have all offered advice on what to do during and how to survive what will likely be a record setting session and season for air travel. First of all, be polite to your flight crew. Greeting you. Acknowledge them with a hello or a thank you or a sure, of course. Yes. Don't forget your manners and be polite to your fellow passengers.

[Tom Griswold]

Be sure to touch the side of the plane when you're getting on, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do that now. Thanks to you, Looney.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, what is that? I don't know about that. Good luck. When you get. When you go from the Jetway to the aircraft, just do a little tap, tap right hand on the side of the plane. Plan. Right hand. Right hand. Why does it have to be the right hand? Cuz he'll crash. Left hand, everybody.

[Christy Lee]

All right, everybody not say that word.

[Tom Griswold]

While we're doing this because you'll crash. I'm just saying. I've never crashed. You said it out loud. Never crashed. Every time. I used to take a. A Superman action figure with me all the time. No kidding. Because he never crashed. Superman never crashed. That's great. Yeah. Well, cool. A little bit weird, but great. Yeah, that's a lot weird. If you got to the airport and forgot your Superman thing. Did you just not get in the plane? No, I had to go back home. Get it. Wow. So that's why. GIRL in Goodfellows. I gotta get my hat. I gotta get my hat. Are you kidding? If you had that Superman thing, you'd be in the dirt in a locker be.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. The Superman figures saved the mile. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

If you're traveling on an airliner, be mindful of your surroundings. When wearing noise canceling headphones. Pay attention to carts when they approach you.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

So you can partake in beverage service. Pay attention in case of emergency. Of course, when encountering a seat kicker, you've got to be an adult. Turn around, speak to the person nicely.

[Tom Griswold]

Look clown. Listen. Listen, you son of a.

[Christy Lee]

Be attentive to any children you're traveling with. Keep your eye on your kids and their behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

Your. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Experts have offered opinions on seat reclining as well. Chick Diane Gotsman advises checking on the passenger behind you to see if their knees are up against the seat or if the tray table is down. One of the flight attendants said people should be able to recline their seats. But the right thing to do is just put the seat forward during meal service.

[Tom Griswold]

They. They shouldn't allow you. There shouldn't be a mechanized. So you can relax them back. If you. I think those were made before they moved.

[Christy Lee]

That was the way it was. Samantha Brown says she does not recline if the trip is under three hours, but will recline if a flight is longer than.

[Tom Griswold]

Plus, it's not an issue in first class.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever have someone. You look back and the person behind you's toes are right there by the armrest in the back? Oh, yeah. That's when you smash them with your elbows. No, no, what you do is you take. You take a little bit of water, you fake a sneeze and throw it on their toes. Yes. Did you see the video of the dude that was using his touchscreen with his toes?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That dude should have been thrown off the plane.

[Christy Lee]

Do not take your shoes off during flight. Do not under any circumstances, place your bare feet on another person's armrest.

[Tom Griswold]

This is something you shouldn't have to say this.

[Christy Lee]

I know, this is interesting. I did not know this. The middle seat passenger gets priority in deciding the armrest situation.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, based on what? Based on this war.

[Christy Lee]

Based on the fact that they're in the middle seat and they get anything they want because it's a stupid report.

[Tom Griswold]

That isn't a hard and fast rule. Well, apparently, the way she presented the topic, I think it is.

[Christy Lee]

What about the window shade preference? What do you say? Up or down?

[Tom Griswold]

Down. Down.

[Christy Lee]

Window person gets to decide if you wanted it up or down. You should have sat there.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll decide the way I want it after I give them a nice elbow to the nose, little admission to the lap.

[Christy Lee]

This is one I'm very big on. Keep up on your personal hygiene. Do not wear too much perfume or cologne on a flight.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you there.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing worse. You can taste it sometimes.

[Tom Griswold]

Taste your brute. Do you have a lucky pair of underwear that you wear on a plane?

[Christy Lee]

No, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what I do? Honestly? I. On takeoff, I have to say an Our Father and a Hail Mary.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

Seriously, I do. Yes. I usually. I used to wear a medal and I lost my metal, but. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How about for landing? Wow. That's the critical part.

[Christy Lee]

I'm. I'm worse on takeoff than landing, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Something you really rely on and you lost your metal, huh? That's. Yeah, I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I can still say the prayer without having the metal.

[Tom Griswold]

She traded it in for the touching of the plane. That's fine, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

And avoid bringing smelly foods onto a flight. And drink alcohol in moderation.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, what about your smelly religious beliefs? How about that, chick? I'm with you, Christy. Don't listen to me. Okay, well, fortunately we have me, Gray guy in the sky. Get out of here.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's why you're so happy. Chick on the way. Next on the Bob and Tom show, we're trying to come up with some merch for Josh, and Tom has a good idea. We'll have that for you in just a couple of minutes, Stan. Here on the Bob and Tom Show. Bob and Tom. Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back on the Give Them Lala podcast. No, I have a very short view. Get to know the TV personality. I don't need to watch the show because I get the real life version from relationships and motherhood. Let me tell you something about breastfeeding to business and beyond. You are scared of failure, so it prevents you from trying.

[Christy Lee]

This is where we implement a big set of ovaries and then we obsess.

[Tom Griswold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Have you always wanted to do voice impressions, but no one can figure out who you're supposed to be? Oh, man, that just happened to me last weekend. I walked into a Party. I said, my name is Bond. James Bond. I'll have a martini, shaken not stirred. And they all just stared at me.

[Christy Lee]

Me.

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[Christy Lee]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

What's a beer walk?

[Tom Griswold]

Put some beer in a Starbucks cup. Go for a walk. Be sober one day in your life. People think, oh, look, Josh, if I don't do it, I'll get the shades. There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. I have a question. You're talking about. Shut up, Tom. Thank you. Now go. They know. We'll remember that, man. Who we are, what we are, where we are. The notion of the shower beer. Can this be a bottled beer or must it be a can? I prefer a bottled beer. But you have to be quite careful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You don't want to break it in the shower. That would be fine.

[Tom Griswold]

It can get slippery now. You cut your feet all up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, just asking. You want to cut your feet. The shower beer is. So presumably you open it prior to getting in the shower. Do you have to take a church key in with you? Yeah, it's nice. A church key. I opened it a Church key. What? Old. You know what?

[Christy Lee]

Last time you had a beer.

[Tom Griswold]

Always have the best questions. You know that your church key is hanging around your neck all the time. When is the last time you had a beer? You had a sip of my beer in Veil when I was like 20. The last person to have a shower beer where they needed a church key was in the Mekong Delta. Fortunate Son was playing. That's exactly right. Wash. Washing off the Agent Orange. That guy in that Zack Efron movie brought him a couple PBRs. I like that movie. It's fine. It's cool. Good for you. It's a good story. That was a fun movie. Do we all have to suffer because of it? No. Is the answer. Zack Efron, a fine performance, a good story. The larger point here is we were trying to find the right merch for Josh. Do you think a church key would be too dated? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Really? I do. Yeah. We weren't trying to find merch. You were. Yeah. And I don't know. And I still don't know why. I think a barbecue sauce, Josh. I think a barbecue sauce would go. You could have it. So you could sign it. I don't think that. And you have. You have such good taste. And you have a palate trained in the realm of that era. Sorry. That ilk of food, if you will. I could see the Josh Arnold barbecue sauce. We'd have to think of a clever name for it. Yeah. No, none of this is interesting to me. You tell him, Josh. Yeah, none of this is interesting. I tried to tell you. What I suggest is why not make a Bob and Tom show barbecue sauce then? Because I think you represent. No, no, no. You want me to represent. That's right. And what would be, for example? My last thing I gave you. You were saying off the air. I gave you those 200 vinyl albums. Completely sold out. Yes, this is the same idea. It was 100. By the way, I have some Chick McGee hats and T shirts if you're.

[Christy Lee]

I just gave mine away.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't lie. If you don't have any money to buy a job. No, I know, Willie. You. I. I'm available. Available for purchase. If you'd like to. That's nice. Can I just sell your guys stuff? What? A Patty G. Koozie. Also a Chick McGee hat, a Pat Godwin koozie.

[Christy Lee]

I have some CDs you can get ready, Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll sell a frozen pizza. You can bring that in. You could do a dollar a holler, everything a buck. No you can't. The hats cost me more than a dollar. They're rotting in your garage right now. I'm not letting them go for a dollar. I'm representing Willie in this. Here's the deal. Hey, if you want to talk about rotting in a garage, I'll sell all your Dick Mango jackets. I got plenty of old Bob and Tom merch I can sell on the garage. Is it merch? Those Dick Mango jackets for costumes? Now, how about an online Bob and Tom garage sale?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Great idea. You want to. You want to package it and ship it? Amy just drove off the road, Ace. I'm. I'm going to kill Ace, I'm telling you. How about this? Josh? I'll get a thousand bottles of Josh's barbecue, and the next event we do, we'll all sit around signing them. I. I don't understand. So you won't sign my hats, but you'll sign my koozie favorite? Now, first off, what a jerk you are. I'd be mad if I weren't such a second. I would be. Why not just make it the Bob and Tom show? Barbecue sauce then with a chick mi hat? That's more appealing. Not. Look, not everybody likes me. No, but. No, people who like barbecue sauce do, they think you're. You're a kin. I made too many enemies with my anti marinade rants. In the barbecue world, nothing has made people. It's so funny what pisses people off. Yeah, you never know. Especially when you're kidding, right? They really took it to heart. I just think it'd be great. How about this? I'll. I know a guy. Oh, God, he's still going. I've got a guy. I've got a. I've got a barbecue sauce guy.

[Christy Lee]

You have a barbecue sauce?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He also happens to be a man of the cloth, so that means his barbecue sauce. God approved. He's not of the Catholic faith. Oh, that. That one. Weird. No, no, no, no. The bald guy. You know him. Presbyterian sauce. Did you ever have any Methodist sauce?

[Christy Lee]

Methodist sauce?

[Tom Griswold]

I will not have any Lutheran barbecue. Please and thank you. Keep this holy. Now, chick, what. What strain, if you will, of the Christian faith has the best softball team? Teams? Methodist. A Methodist. That's a given. Well, that. This. If this is the guy I'm thinking about, I don't want anything to do with. No, it's not. You don't know this guy. I think I do. You do? What does he look like? He doesn't look like a person from this planet. I Can tell. No, no, this is a different guy. I don't think we want to get in the food distribution. Oh, I can see it now. Yeah. What about my koozie? What about. Did you see the Josh Arnold recall? Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. The wisteria epidemic. Is that what it's called? How did that happen? They're. They're black hats with the Chick McGee show and White. They're okay for anything. Okay. You give them to Willie, he sells them. Willie sells them. Five bucks a pop. He keeps four dollars. What am I selling? What am I selling right now? Nothing. No, not for five. Well, I don't get anything. I get a dollar a hat. What are you getting for a. No, now? Well, nothing, but I'm not. I'm holding out. Holding out for what? I think there were hats. They were like $90 a piece. Oh, yeah. Very nice. And this is called dead stock in collecting. And it's very important you hold on to it in box and you can. It's revalued in the future.

[Christy Lee]

Dead stock. I've never heard that.

[Tom Griswold]

Dead stock. And as long as you own it, you can keep writing it off. From what I understand, though, that stuff will depreciate. I'm sorry, did you. Is it what you. Dead stock? Dead stock. Doesn't dead stock sound like something that radio stations do? Yes, on Memorial Day weekend. It's dead stock. Live artists. They're all dead. The Doors. No, that's Fantasy island or Fantasy Park.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's your playlist.

[Tom Griswold]

Amy wants to kill Ace. Now every program director out there wants to kill. They all drove off the road, right? You remember the oar. Radio wavelength or something. It was radio backwards. And they would have. It's the Doors with Janis Joplin. And they'd have all these dead people playing concert. They just put crowd music behind. Remember the. Really? Wait a minute. Do you remember the playback when you're driving back? Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

From the concert.

[Tom Griswold]

From the concert we play the songs you just heard. I always liked that. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. I am a genius. Yes. I mean, I didn't like it when they put the fake applause on it, but. Oh, I wouldn't like that either. I love that, though. Yes. And the commercials for the DUI lawyers were a nice touch. Everyone get home. Got to be right there for you. Also, do you remember when I was talking about my hats?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We could probably sell those. That'd be fun, wouldn't it? Yeah. I gotta move these hats down. I'd like to buy One. I hate to say it. Ace actually had a good idea. We, we could do the garage sale. Now, Chick, if you gave me a hat, I could wear it. People go, there you go. Where'd you get that? Haven't I given you enough? Out of the kindness of my heart, I'm trying to be a walking billboard for you. Yeah, Monday, bring in.

[Christy Lee]

We'll all wear one of your hats on Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that eats up like 5, 6. Is that all you have, hats, or did you also do shirts? I did shirts. I got shirts I like. You want shirts. I don't wear T shirts. Oh, that's right. You're, you're, you're, you're. What are the hats?

[Christy Lee]

We'll all wear the hats and shirts. We'll move them, and then we'll sell our worn shirts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'll even, I'll even. I, I, I'll, I'll. I'm in shipping and receiving, you know, so I could get them all together. And that's what I did with my album. Yeah. Ship them out. When Amy figured out that I figured out how to pack things and pay posting, she was very happy. No, no, no. God, no. I'll. No.

[Christy Lee]

Not going to bother poor Amy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no. Yeah, she's got, she's got cakes to make. And I like your idea, Ace. The garage sale. That's a, that's, that's a very fine idea. You didn't like the firsthand store we had, why would you like the garage sale? Good idea, Ace. Good idea, Ace. Well done, son. Could have offered me the barbecue sauce. Ace's barbecue. What about Ace's pizza sauce? You know what? That's not bad. Yeah. Aces pizza.

[Christy Lee]

Well, think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You know. No, no. How about Aces soul music? How about that? You gotta be careful. Well, you got him selling barbecue sauce. No, I don't. You sure as hell do. I have Ace. Email from Clayton. Will Aces merchandise come with coupons? Oh. Oh, that's even funnier. Oh, that's hilarious. You know, we should do. Ace. I got another idea for you. We find a local merchant. So help me, if he comes up with hats and starts selling hats, I'm gonna have a problem. The Ace Cosby joke of the day. Hat. Son of them. You get a free chick McGee. Yeah, and I get nothing except an empty garage. We find a local merchant that wants to do a coupon, and it's the Ace Cosby coupon. Oh, you have. You have to go to some place to pick them up. Huge. Good idea. Good idea. It's all about foot traffic. Two for one, right, Josh? Okay, forget about the barbecue sauce. I have. Okay, Martin, hang on. Here. Yeah. For your merch after each show. Bottled gravy. Does it have to be refrigerated? How does that work? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't have to be. Doesn't I have brown gravy that is in the cabinet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Gravy in the jar.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What do you think? No. Yeah. Also, if you say, hey, after the show, come over. You can buy some Josh gravy. You want to guess?

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like baby gravy.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to. Josh. Arnold Baby gravy. Oh, huge. It's a white gravy. That's. You know what? That's a million dollar idea. It is not. You. Have you. I got. I got the poster coming already. It's my own personal baby gravy. After every drop, guaranteed. Squeezed it myself. Josh's. Josh's mom. Josh's mom calls Josh honey. I don't understand. You're. You're selling baby gravy? That's right, mother. That's right. Babies. Aren't you proud of your second. A fantastic ideal Tom or an idea? Either way, Pat, Ace is gone. Now you're supposed to underscore the. I'm still laughing at Josh's. It is not. Oh, God. Okay, sir, are we going to able to get any more news in?

[Christy Lee]

What do you want to talk about?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to talk about the baby gravies. Well, why don't you sell some Chick McGee's baby gravy or baby batter?

[Christy Lee]

Well, he can't make babies.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't make babies. I'm. Oh, you. I'm barren. Well, yours. Yours might not be as nutty as mine. Baron. Baron Von Chick. Maybe. But you still squirt something. Oh, something comes out. Oh, I thought you. Is it. Is it some effluent after you had that procedure done? Is it runnier? Not that I. Not that I noticed.

[Christy Lee]

The viscosity doesn't change.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you've separated the curds from the whey, if you will. What are they? It must be like the sauce in a carbonera pasta. What do they call that? It's micro decaf. What is that called?

[Christy Lee]

Microscopic?

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you ask Ace? Maybe he can help you. Ace, are you. Questions you have. Have you. Have you had that procedure done? No. Oh, okay. You're still potent. Yeah. Oh, my. They don't have enough thread to sew it back up. You need to get down. And that's sports. What? Okay, Christy, we have time for one more. What do you.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, we might as well talk about this since we're kind of on the subject. Sexually transmitted infection skyrocketing among adults over the age of 65. Health experts say there are several reasons why. According to Dr. Faith Coleman, the main factors contributing to the rise of STDs in seniors also are lack of knowledge about sexually transmitted diseases.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Older people are staying sexually active later in life.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's hump factor. Factor. I did.

[Christy Lee]

The availability of new sex partners. Bring on the villagers, boys.

[Tom Griswold]

We got fresh meat. It'll come off the bus if you think about it. Think about it this way. Think about a college dorm and think about assisted living. Sure. Yeah. It's the same thing.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the women with dementia. They can't remember we just did it yesterday. I told them we never did it. Yet she's. Every day. She's a virgin.

[Christy Lee]

And since.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're gonna remake that movie.

[Christy Lee]

Since life expectancy of a woman is nearly six years longer than that of a man, there's now a partner gap with older men having multiple female sexual partners.

[Tom Griswold]

Cleaning up. Yeah, Light them up. Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Which chick has always said you'd be the king of the nursing home?

[Tom Griswold]

Gonna be there, buddy? Yes, sir. With my less than semen. I was asking if it was runny or. That's all.

[Christy Lee]

Low condom use increases the risk of.

[Tom Griswold]

Say it again.

[Christy Lee]

Low condom use. People don't use condoms.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no one wants to teach Grandpa how to put a condom on a banana. That'd be more like a prune. Odd day.

[Christy Lee]

According to the CDC, older men have seven times the rate of gonorrhea, 10 times the rate of syphilis compared with women. Between 2010 and 2023, chlamydia cases among seniors more than tripled. Gonorrhea increased by 600% and syphilis cases increased by a staggering 1,000% in 13 years.

[Tom Griswold]

With older folks, yes. The syphilis, I mean. Be careful. You'll go blind sooner. A lot going on. That is rough. Yeah. Well, thank you very much. So maybe keep it in your pants.

[Christy Lee]

Put a rubber on it again. Rubber up. For safety.

[Tom Griswold]

Rubber up.

[Christy Lee]

Up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. How about. Quit being so gross and filthy women.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, it's our fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you said the guys are all getting it. Who are they getting it from? You disgusting ladies. And Christy, you don't know. You want the hog? Take a shower. Yeah, when you're a man of a certain age, you're not going to know. You've Got anything? Cuz it burns when you pee all the time anyway. Why?

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Tom Griswold]

As you get older, it start, it just starts to burn. Maybe it's just me, I don't know. I didn't think it did. We've got a segment with comedian Dusty Slay coming up for you in just a couple of minutes. So hang on for that. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Bob and Tom, welcome back and happy New Year's morning. This is Christopher here in the Bob and Tom Studios. It's January 1st of 2025, and here's a segment with comedian Dusty Slay. The special, I understand, is in fact comedian Dusty Slayer. Dusty is the man behind the television program on Netflix, Puppets called Puppets, Nothing But Puppets. No, it's not. Working Man, Working Man. Now we're talking about your background, your family, your dad. Has he been to one of your shows lately? Not lately, but it's been a few years. But you know, my dad saw me bomb real bad once in Columbus, Georgia, and then he didn't come for a while. I don't think he understood why I was doing comedy. And then when I did the Grand Ole Opry for the first time, I brought him. And then it was a hot show and so he was back on board. Oh, he must have been thrilled. And then the first time I got something on Netflix, I told him, I said, I'm about to be on Netflix. He goes, oh, great. And then he goes, what's Netflix again? Have you ever had a situation in which you referenced him specifically and he was not happy with the joke? Well, yeah, that was part of the Columbus, Georgia joke. It was, you know, an old joke about, you know, adult films and just a technology, you know, I was saying the first time I ever watched one of these was on a vhs.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And my biggest complaint was having to rewind it back to the place where my dad left it out.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fine, fine joke. Yeah, I think so too. Dusty is a Southern gentleman. Father, father of two. Have you been approached to do anything, like endorsement commercials or anything? Because you'd be, you'd be a good spokesperson for something. I don't know. I've not done any commercials yet. I did get a, you know, some weed place offered to sponsor me in some way the other day, but I was like, I don't know, I don't know that I'm into it, but I, I, I don't know, I could get into some sponsorships. Are you a weed, big weed guy? You know, I made a joke on my Special about how weed is too strong. Now, it's about a seven minute joke, and it is true. Like I say, you know, it's like, you know, I used to be able to, you know, smoke, you know, smoke a lot of it. And now I take one hit, I'm out walking around in the yard praying, you know? Yeah. Feel like I'm having a heart attack. I'm just saying. Over and over again. Weeds never killed anyone. That's true. It is true. There are a couple of celebrity endorsements, weed brands out there, obviously, Willie. And didn't Bob Marley's estate finally come out with one? I'll bet that's killer stuff. Can only imagine. I'd like to have a sponsor of like real regular wheat, you know what I mean? Like a real company that's like, hey, it, you know, it'll get you just a little bit high. You could say you could maybe switch your glasses up to something kind of like a John Lennon thing and go, hey, I look like I walked out of 1972 when weed was a lot more mild. Oh, I like that. I'm dusty. Slay for stems and seeds. Yeah, exactly like. Yeah, exactly. It comes with a record album. Vinyl. So you'll have something to roll it on. Yeah. In the dispensary. You go there and it's like a guy's house. And you got to stay and talk to him for a while. Right, Right. You can't just buy and leave.

[Christy Lee]

Everything's in a little bag. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bitching about his girlfriend. Yeah. Do you have a hobby? Are you a fisherman? Or do you have anything you could do, maybe get a product associated with. Well, I. You know, I got a. I got. I bought a little land in McMinnville, Tennessee. And I do. I'm trying to get in. I planted an orchard. I'm trying to get into growing, like, what they call a food forest. So I'm trying to get into planting all these different types of food. Bearing plants. That's kind of my hobby. But, you know, I don't get to do it that much because I'm on the road and I have two small kids. But that's kind of. Well, this is obscure and everyone will hate me for asking you this. Are you familiar with the Allman Brothers Band? Oh, come on. I am in the Rolling Stones of their keyboard player. Chuck Lavelle is an expert, world class farmer. Is that right? Yes. And Chuck has a couple great books about. I'm totally serious. Trees. He's a tree farmer. I thought it was playing with Sting. No, he. He plays with the Rolling Stones, but Chuck Lavelle's a great guy. He's got several excellent books about planting trees and grow. You mean stop reading books. What the hell's wrong with you? Just a. Just a. I just got this in. My God. You know who plays are like the worst dinner party ever? I'm sitting next to Tom. Real hard to be around. Do you know who plays Bernadette in Big Bang Theory? Oh, he keeps. Do you have questions guaranteed to break up any dinner party there in front of you. It's Melissa Rouch, I've just been told, and I just suddenly see the resemblance.

[Christy Lee]

What do you talk about? I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

We're back on casting the Bob and Tom movie. Melissa Rous would be a perfect Christy lady. Late, whatever, slightly bustier, I mean. Oh, Melissa is. Yeah. Oh, Melissa's. Yeah. Like currently judge on the reboot of. Oh, yeah, they re. They remade Night Court and they got rid of all the comedy. I've seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just Court now. Yeah, exactly. They forgot to include jokes. I totally agree. And it's so sad. It's one of my favorite shows. It's a great cast. Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

They announced the second season of Frasier too, and I'm kind of surprised by that. I didn't know the numbers were. But yeah, he's coming back.

[Tom Griswold]

We promised. We talk about catapults.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Animal. Just roll with them. Animal activists in the UK are calling for a ban on so called catapults following a wave of deadly slingshot attacks on swans.

[Tom Griswold]

Those. What sicko would. What's happening? Who wants to kill a swan?

[Christy Lee]

Shepperton swans.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of like to know what that feels like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are kind of mean, aren't they?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have a hairy. I'd have a swan breast sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Shepperton Swan sanctuary reported nearly 10 birds have been attacked since the start of the year, seven of which were killed.

[Tom Griswold]

We are so beautiful.

[Christy Lee]

Witnesses stated they saw perps firing missiles at the birds with slingshots, while one swan is believed to have been killed by a BB gun.

[Tom Griswold]

What a horrible.

[Christy Lee]

What are we doing?

[Tom Griswold]

How many BB babies did it take? I. You know what? There's no way I would have known about this story had you not made her read it. It's just so terrible. You don't even see a lot of swans out here these days. No, no, but in the uk, because of these punks.

[Christy Lee]

The BBC reports a petition has since been launched that demands a ban on carrying or buying slingshots. Well, those aren't catapults.

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Christy Lee]

Slingshots.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they call them catapults over there, but the. The. Jeez. Yeah. So. All right. So do swans attack you like a. Yeah. Yes, like a goose. Yeah. So who knows? Maybe that's what was going on. Yeah, they can be very feisty. The kids were getting chased and they were like, you know what? I'm gonna fire back. Yeah. Self defense. They're just bored kids. They want to kill stuff. When you strangle a swan chick.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the way to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy. Well, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When I saw this had nothing to do with catapults.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's what they call more. When I saw catapults in the headline, I had to read the story because I thought it was like, you know, what is it? Like trebuchet. What are those things called?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

So those are. Those are cool. That you shoot pumpkins with. Discovered Louisiana. Oh, he did, yeah. What else you got, Chrissy? French explorer.

[Christy Lee]

Experts at an animal park in the UK say a plan to stop their parrot swearing problem appears to be working. You'll recall back in January, we talked about. About the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me it's a slingshot.

[Christy Lee]

That it would. They had eight problem birds they'd received and they introduced them to the rest of the flock in a bid to dilute their swearing.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that the people were donating these birds.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because they swore all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

People teach their parrots how to swear.

[Christy Lee]

The babies.

[Tom Griswold]

So the parrots are swearing less because they're surrounded by other birds.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. That's the story. Yeah, basically.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, that's it. I interviewed one of these parrots.

[Christy Lee]

However, there is a new problem. Emergency. One of the birds has taken to singing we wish you a merry Christmas over and over again.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's annoying, boy. Somebody wants to get decapitated or catapulted.

[Christy Lee]

And visitors. And you knew this was gonna happen, are still walking up to the enclosure and swearing in front of the Barretts, hoping that they will come just let this happen. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

They were saying once they were started swearing, more people were coming to the zoo. Of course, who doesn't want to see the cussing birds? That's an attraction. We have lots. Bob and Tom show coming for you next hour, comedian Ian Bagg and the black Moods. But coming up in just a couple of minutes here, comedian and ex cop Todd McComas. He's next here on the Bob and Tom Show. Hope you're having a great morning. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom Studios. This is the best of the Bob and Tom Show. Our first segment here this hour is with comedian and ex cop Todd McComas. He is Todd McComas. Todd is a former member of the United States Marine Corps, a former police officer for many years. There's no such thing as a former member of United. He also. You are a member of a brother who also has a podcast. Lee Harvey Oswald is called. The podcast is called called the Investigators and he's one of them. And there's a few episodes out there already. You'll find it wherever podcasts are sold or streamed and you can find out what's going on. You go to Apple Podcasts, that little purple click that put it in Todd McCombs. Boop.

[Christy Lee]

Pops right up.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, did you see the latest chick mentioned Lee Harvey Oswald? Did you see that there's a new book out with the Secret Service member who was there and he said he found a casing in the limousine. And, and that boy, the repercussions of that are.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The implications, rather. I, I believe. Well, there's an explanation for that. I don't have time. I have. Well, yes, I've heard that the. When the shots started, one shot and there was a Secret Service agent that accidentally shot Kennedy. You're wrong. That's the way it happened. Well, whatever it is, there's no doubt as well, no doubt that it was more than one shooter.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you investigate that?

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think it's a lot of pressure to be a Secret Service agent? You literally train your, your whole career for the possibility that one time you might have to do something and what if that happens and you just wuss out? You don't have it that day. What if you get caught shielding your. The President in front of you like, like it's not a normal reaction. No. Yeah. I am not taking a bullet for this guy. What if you just scream and run off? Well, there goes the pension. Yeah. Maybe not the last. Who knows the last question they ask you when you're seeking. Are you. Is there any way you would ever wuss out? I go, yeah, I'll be honest, sir.

[Christy Lee]

Would they arrest you for doing that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. But it would be embarrassing for shielding yourself with the president, maybe. Probably.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the first lady just running. Oh, right. That would be very. Could it be considered some sort of traitorous. It's no. Ever happened. Let's just move forward here. Never live that always on tv, right? Yeah. Well, notice here in the Pruder film, the fellow, the fellow appears to be fleeing. Remember the movie, in the Line of Fire, Clint Eastwood was one of the Secret Service for jfk, and then he has this guilt sort of. Yeah, that's right. Has to make sure it doesn't happen again. Well, Todd is not in the Secret Service, but he does have his podcast out there once again called the Investigators. And it's out there now, the first three episodes and more are coming. You have a partner who is a serious investigator. Does some side work for Dateline. Yeah, she's. She's a big deal. She's nice enough to. To work with me, despite her level of credentials that are way superior to mine. And she always reminds me, but. Yeah, no, she. She's awesome. She has a great investigative mind, great personality. She's fun to work with, and she's become like my little sister. It's a great dynamic. Check out the. Check out the podcast. And this has got to be an incredible amount of work.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I said during the break.

[Tom Griswold]

So much work. It's like more work than when I was a detective. Now, off the air, you were saying it just wasn't worth it at all. Question why you're even doing it. Right, right. I'm so over this podcast. I have a whole new respect for people that have to investigate stuff in the private market, I'll tell you that. Man, oh, man, it's not easy. Where do you investigate the news with Christy Lee right now? That's exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you know that just 1.5% of mammals menstruate? 99.9% of those are primates.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, by menstruate, you mean bleed out of their vagina?

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Only 1.5% of mammals. Luckier. We as a specific species.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's why scientists are amazed by the spiny mouse, the first rodent shown to menstruate with a cycle remarkably similar to humans.

[Tom Griswold]

And if the spiny mouse is owned by the woman, they sink up. Is that the female human? Here's what happened. Will sink up with her pet. Popped into my head. With the head. Did it? And right at the end, I thought, no, this is. Sorry, sorry. Mickey, Mickey, not tonight. I'm flowing. Flowing. Is that a thing, Chris? Is that a thing really, that you guys sync up?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that is a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers in Australia studying a lab colony of 14 female spiny mice found they bled for three days out of an average menstrual cycle of nine days.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. The answer is just leave little cotton.

[Christy Lee]

Balls around your house so they find them.

[Tom Griswold]

If you catch the little mouse at that time of the month, she can. You know.

[Christy Lee]

This explains why they always eat the toilet paper in the pantry. Now I know why.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, these things are cute. So they're not eating it, they're just taking it back to their nest.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are. At least at my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Why do they call it a spiny mouse? Have you found one? Do they? Yeah, they're like little porcupines. No, I. I don't know. I. They do kind of look spiny. Spiny. Yes. They. They look.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they do. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't know if they'll poke you when you. Oh, they got big ears. All the better to hear you with. So what kind of a gig is it that you'd be investigating that? I mean. Well, here's a grant for $300,000. Do any mice have periods?

[Christy Lee]

Go for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Go for it.

[Christy Lee]

Eleanor, I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Big day at work, honey? Oh, yeah. I'm investigating the menstrual cycle of the spine.

[Christy Lee]

If you're a scientist and your thing is the spidey mouse, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. I mean, everybody just have these meetings every now and then. They're like, what things do we not know? Christy, do dolphins menstruate?

[Christy Lee]

Dolphins?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they do. Just, they're so close to humans when it comes to things like sex. Would that attract sharks? Tom and I were told that they. They. Dolphins would love to have sex with. With us. You're right. They're. The dolphins are one of the only animals that actually get pleasure from sex. We have to be. How do we know? You have to be careful to touch. You ever slept, you can tell they appreciate it. You can tell the difference, and they're really into it. Flipper was faking.

[Christy Lee]

They ovulate two to seven times per year with a cycle length of about 30 days, but I don't think they actually bleed.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you not say that only dolphins bleed? So if you. I don't know what it. But there's something about you saying bleed that I don't bleed. Go ahead. What animals have periods? The female human. Other great apes. Other great apes. We're considered a great ape. Oh, wake up. We're all animals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're this close.

[Tom Griswold]

Lesser apes. How do you think the lesser apes feel about being called lesser apes? It's okay. They can't read Old world monkeys. That means monkeys living in Asia and Africa. Yeah, the Spiny mouse. It says spiny mouse. Bats. Is that why they hang upside down?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You think. You think that.

[Christy Lee]

All over themselves so they don't leak.

[Tom Griswold]

Sheila, you're bleeding all over your face. The elephant shrew. Oh, boy. She's a big. Oh, dude. Big. She never forgets you. Elephant shrew. You. Interesting. Good to know. Well, bats menstruate. Very odd.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that fact.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, so, Batgirl. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Here's another question from scientists. After a long, long day of photosynthesizing, do trees sleep?

[Tom Griswold]

They certainly don't.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers say trees do relax their branches at night.

[Tom Griswold]

That's ridiculous. You can almost hear here. Well, that's a long day of swaying in the breeze. Long day of showing off. I mean, I'm sure they. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Might be a sign of snoozing.

[Tom Griswold]

How could they keep a straight face when they came back with his information? Well, we cashed. We cashed the check and we spent your million dollars measuring trees at night.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers set up lasers that measured the movement of silver birch trees at night. The branches and leaves sagged at night, reaching their lowest position a few hours before sunrise, then perked up again during the wee hours of the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

The male trees all woke up with a woody, much like humans menstruating. The trees menstruate. Well, one tree snores.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wake up and go. Boy, I was really sawing pieces of me last night. No, no. Very nice, very nice. What about silver birch? Take me away, silver birch. In the meantime, we have Christy Lee at the newscast desk. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Here's something you might want to investigate. There's a woman out there who says she has no idea why 1,000 condoms were delivered to her home. Ms. Jolie Angelhart told CT CTV News, We're Canadian.

[Tom Griswold]

Canadian.

[Christy Lee]

We received this box that contained 30 boxes of condoms. Condoms that had 34 in each package. And we have no idea why they were sent to us.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

She said she and her husband did receive an email from Amazon telling them that the condoms had shipped, but they ignored it, thinking, I can totally see.

[Tom Griswold]

How this would happen. Do you have any of those subscribed Amazon, where you get. Yes, I do. Yeah, I don't, but I know people do. I could easily sure turn into a thousand condoms a month because I hit the wrong button. I have hit the wrong button. That thing before. And I can imagine, like an elderly. Are they an elderly couple?

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't say how old they are.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit that by mistake. Thousand condoms, honey. Prophylactics. I got. I got. I Got good news for the trick or treaters. Happy, happy Halloween, you punk. Here, don't knock. Don't knock up the witch tonight. Okay, buddy? Don't breed.

[Christy Lee]

Walmart also discovered a $496 charge for the order and was told that since they were personal items, they could not be returned. She insisted they did not order the package and has been trying to get a refund for four months. When CTV News contacted the company, a spokesperson said Amazon, quote, secured the customer's account and their money has been returned. So I did get a picture, all.

[Tom Griswold]

Those balloon animals behind her.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to waste them.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy at the condom company answered. Yeah, how you doing? Condom company, Can I help you? Yeah, what's going on? Says in the fine printer, no return. I'm sorry. Who knows? I, I, you know, I want to believe that you didn't use them. I wanted, I want to. I want to. I can't. You didn't rinse them out. This guy, this guy doesn't play for the NBA. That's for sure. Pat. Stretch them out. In the last 10 years, have you used a condom? Nope.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow, that was quick.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Really? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Even on the road, that wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I was doing a job on the road. Out there. Working society, my audience. Working hippie chicks with hairy armpits. If you're actively employed, you can't catch a disease. We're coming right back on this New Year's Day morning with the Black Moods next and comedian Greg Warren. You want to stick around for that one, huh? This is the Bob and Tom Show. Happy New Year from all of us here at the Bob and Tom Show. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom Studios again. The gang is back here in studio live next Monday morning. Right now, here is a segment with the Black Moods and comedian Greg Warren. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. You're listening to the Black Moods. There are live bands this morning. Christie's here. Pat Godwin, Willie Griswold, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby Time Chick. Hello, Tom. We've got a little here from Chad. Whatever, Chad, he says hello. Bob and Tom Show. Please forward my appreciation to the Black Moods. Loved their cover of the Doors. Well, thank you very much. Little Roadhouse Blues. We're gonna hook up with comedian Greg Warren on a matter of moments. Before we do, you got some. A little quick something for us? Sure. What do you got here? Oh, it's just a little song called Bad News. Watching you, everything you do, how you impress your friends. I should be one of them oh, I should be your friend I see you checking in so I'll be stepping now I want to see your face I hope it's not too late Change well, I'm starting to shake Eyes on you Eyes, eyes on you Eyes, eyes on you I know what turns you on it's like I'm reading your mind I know just what to say My name will be mine oh, it's just a matter of time.

[Christy Lee]

When I know.

[Tom Griswold]

You will be mine. We'll start tonight Eyes on you Eyes, eyes on you Eyes, eyes on you. Yes. That is my favorite. You know what that song's about? Persistence. That's what that just like. Just like the other one. I feel like, well, when's the murder gonna take place? I've got my eyes on you. Someone's about to get kidnapped. I don't know if he has bad forensic files. Yeah, that is. That is so great. I love that song. Thank you very much. And for those of you that can't see it, there was some weird eye movement from the bass. Jordan, that's just terrific. Some. Some. Just great to tell you guys too, while you guys are talking, because we're looking for a new record title. So. Vagina Races. Is that what you guys said earlier? Dildo races, maybe?

[Christy Lee]

Dildo races, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that we were talking about the so called concept of. Of the. The medical thing that I'm somewhat skeptical of. The so called summer penis. And I said, there's the fall vagina. The scent of. Seen them. What is the scent of? Pumpkin spice and burning leaves. Yeah, the black moon. That song is so nice. Did you write that? Who wrote that? This collectively. Did you guys put that together? Yeah, yeah, we did. We wrote. It was actually Paul Anka. Isn't that interesting? Yeah. One of his. Boy, what a tiny world. Sort of a lesson for him. Was there a. Was there a meeting where the bass player said, hey, can I sing one for God's sake? Yeah. I think it started out as good news. And Chico's like, that sucks. That's lame. Good news news. I got my eyes on you as a Paul Inca song at that point, you know. Now what we're going to do is, I want you to notice this is called the professional segue. Hey, speaking of good news, we have comedian Greg Ward in the line. Oh, that is good news. Is it though? Yeah. Yes, it is. Hey, Greg, are you back in your own apartment? Finally. Your condo? No, no, no. Darn it. Same. Sorry, I thought it was. I thought the. I thought they'd finished it off. You know, you keep, you keep guessing about situations, though. That's what you do best. Well, it doesn't matter because your soul is in a good place and you're a great comedian. How are things? They're fine. Nice. Nice to see you guys. I had a hard time hearing the black moods, but man, they look like rock stars. That's for sure. They are. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What'S this week's topics, Greg? Well, I'm glad you asked a chick. It's summertime. I thought we should get into the, the history of sun sunglasses. Oh, cool. You know, some people call them shades. Some conversations about why are sunglasses so expensive and why are certain brands and like one company owns all these. Can you tell us all about this, Greg? Yeah, that's an Italian company. They, they're, they're vertically integrated. Chick. They own like, not only do they make them, they sell them too. Right, right. Don't they own like Oakley and Ray Ban? Ray Bans, yeah. All the big. As well as Sunglass Hut. Oh, oh, I see Luxottica. But Italian eyewear, I think it's really cool when you see pictures conglomerate from the 20s and they've got shades on. Yeah. Let's go back a little further, Tom. The Inuits made and wore snow goggles made of flattened walrus or caribou eye ivory. And they had little slits in them to block out the harmful reflected. Reflected rays of the sun coming off the snow. So the, the Inuits were the first ones to do that. And if you, if you take a look at some of these Inuits in, in those, those glasses, they, they all look like Devo. Oh, yeah, they, they do. It's, it's amazing. It's. Yeah. If you've ever heard Inuit whip it, man, that is. Yeah, it's good stuff. So it, it wasn't then what would the word be? Semi opaque glass. It was just this, this, the narrow slit. They're almost like blast. Yes. Yeah, that was how it started out. After a while, they, they, they made sunglasses from flat panes of smoky quartz. Smoky quartz. Of course. One of my favorite blues musicians. Very good. Yes. Yeah, yeah. This was in China in the 12th century or possibly earlier. And apparently these Chinese judges would wear these glasses. So the, when they were questioning somebody that was on trial, they didn't want them to be able to see their facial expressions. Oh, kind of like poker players. Yes, yes. Actually, I think in some of those early 12th century TV shows where they had poker players, they wore those too. I think that was way before the Hoodie was invented. Josh. Boy, some of those guys, you get a hoodie, headphones, and sunglasses. Yeah, they're, yeah, they really cannot, they really. Yeah, I, I, I, I like some of those guys that are doing it at the, the two dollar table in St. Louis. All right, guys, let's take. Would it be funny though, if they verbally probably gave away all their. Yes. An ace. They're wearing all that stuff, but they just. They suck. They're wearing those. That's a great sketch right there. What if they were wearing mirrored sunglasses? Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Fred. I can, I can see your hand. Badass. So in, in Italy. Italy. Italian noble men, noble women. Sorry. Traveling through Venice by gondola. That was the way a lot of people got got around in Venice back then. And today, I guess they, they carried large green glasses in handheld frames. Those were called gondola glasses or vetri da dama. That's translated as lady glass glasses. That was my nickname in the seventh grade. Lady glasses. My mom had, I had some big frames. I looked like Sally Jesse Raphael when I was going to middle school. It wasn't a good look, guys. Thanks a lot, Mom. Wow. But these were supposed to protect them from the glare coming off the canals. And they were good. Remarkably, these green glasses were found to be even more effective at blocking UV rays than the lenses produced 200 years later by Venetian. Venetian optometrist for a 1956 K2 mountain expedition. Wow. Yeah. Which, I mean, do you remember those were handheld, the green glasses. You don't want to use those on a mountain expedition.

[Christy Lee]

You need your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. I would have made it if I could have had two hands.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The UV razor beam blow. I can see the rocks I'm about to hit so clearly. So back in the 1900s, if you were on a movie set, the, the lights were blinding. I guess the technology was a lot worse and movie stars started to wear sunglasses, and that's kind of what made them cool. Wow. Yeah. And Tom, you talked a little bit about the 1920s. A guy named Sam Foster. You guys probably know him from Foster Grant.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

He was the first one to use cellulose or acetate to make glasses frames. They, they were made out of like, animal products before that. So he could make glasses cheap. He got Woolworths, a Woolworth on the boardwalk in Atlantic City to, to, to carry them. And they sold like crazy. And they, they went crazy. Right around 1929, even though the depression was going on, people were buying a bunch of sunglasses, which makes me, you Know when you hear a bunch of those old people bellyaching about the depression be. Well, you guys sure found enough money to spend on glasses. Didn't u. S. Army Air Corps Colonel John McCready was one of the most daring test pilots in u. S. History. But he also worked with New York medical equipment manufacturer Bouche and Loam. You've heard of them? Yes. And they developed some sunglasses that would. Would help aviators at high altitudes that were exposed to UV rays. And, uh, those things went like crazy. The company, the sub sub company of BO&COAN was called ray Bands. And you guys are familiar with Ray Ban aviators. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Still quite popular today, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

The president of United States wears Ray Ban aviators all the time. All the time. They got real popular. They were standard issue to aviators in World War II. Huh. MacArthur wore them all the time. Time. And that's. People thought they look cool. The corn cob pipe didn't catch on quite as much as the. Yeah, as the aviator.

[Christy Lee]

No, it sure didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a shame. Maybe next week we could have the pipe. The origins of the pipe. I'd like to just focus on the corn cob pipe chick. The largest corn pipe cob pipe manufacturer in the world is right here in suburb of St. Louis. Is that right? I visited the plant. Yeah. Miriam plant. Yeah. Good stuff. You went. Went there, huh? I did, yeah. Wait a minute. Do you say meerschaum? Mircham. Yeah, that's a. It's a. That's the classic pipe that Sherlock Holmes smokes. The meerschaum. Yes. Yeah. Right. It's gigantic. Big bell. Yeah. It's the one that you guys want to come out and see the. See the corn cob thing. I can. I can take. Yeah. I find this far more fascinating than the sunglasses. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I want to know more about sunglasses. You know that scene in Inglourious Masters? Christoph Waltz has spoken. Amir shop. It's okay if I light my pipe? You know, Remember that scene? Oh, yeah. Okay, great, man. I don't want to brag, but one time I was guest on the Seth Meyer program with Kristoff Walsh. Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a picture. Yeah, that's a great picture. He didn't care. He didn't really. He was a really nice guy, but my publicist was like, let's get a picture together. And I'm like. And Christoph Walsh was like, could we please not? But he was. He was cool. He did. Yeah. Yeah. ELTON John has 250,000 pairs of sunglasses. That is a lot. That's a quarter million to me. Too many quarter mil. Yeah. Thanks for doing the math for me, Chick there. Yeah. Quarter million. Are they prescription? I don't know that. Of course. You ask that question. Wore glass. He wears glasses. Glasses. I mean, and, and not only is it prescription, but I need the prescription of each and every pair. Just let me try and get that. Maybe he had the Lasik. I don't know. No, wait a minute, wait a minute. Actually, when he was a kid, he had 2020 vision. I don't know if he still does today, but he. He had 2020 vision. And the reason he wore glasses. Started wearing glasses because he thought Buddy Holly was cool.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, so he didn't really need them.

[Tom Griswold]

I know he didn't have any need him. Yeah. When he was in school, he didn't have any trouble spotting those cute boys, did he? No, no. He can see them all being a gay man. Hold on, Wait. Wait a minute. What's this you're saying? What does this have to do with sunglasses? I just want to understand what Chick is saying. You're saying Elton John is gay? He's a gay man? Yes. He and David have been together for 40 years. Probably. I'll be, you know, you, you know, you learn something every day. I think, you know, can we get back this sunglasses? We. We can. In one. Just at one moment. I. I will say, if you guys ever go to Chicago, the greatest tribute band I've ever seen is a fella named Elton Ron. This guy is awesome. That is fantastic. He's so good. Josh. He's so good. And he. I saw the costume. He's really good. I saw an Elton John tribute band. It was called the Dogs of Society variety. Oh, cool. That's good. From Yellowbrook Road. And it was. They were not good, but other. Yeah, I mean, they were all right. They were okay. But I remember Tom. I'd like to see Elton Ron, though. The first time I went to Las Vegas, the, the. We were asking the, the hotel clerk about what shows to go see, and I mentioned, I believe it was the. Was it the Righteous Brothers? And he goes, no, don't go see. Then the. The fake Righteous Brothers are much better, so. Oh, that's the COVID band. Yeah, the oldies thing that they.

[Christy Lee]

They had at the Oriental.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of my favorite Larry the Cable Guy jokes ever. He's like, yeah, we had birthday party and I wanted to get a fog hat tribute band. We couldn't afford them, so we just got fog hat. Sir, It's a Larry. Larry the Cable Guy. One of my favorite jokes he has. I'm sorry. Back to sunglasses. Sunglasses. In 1952, Tom Ray Ban introduced a nautical inspired frame called Wayfarer. I was gonna say gotta be the Wayfarer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They had the thicker plastic frame with an arched brow and slight forward tilting D shape lens. Had an immediate pop culture impact.

[Christy Lee]

Tom still has them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. President Kennedy wore him, you know. Huh. Yeah. A lot of the beatnik writers and poets, musicians of the 1950s apparently when James Dean wore them in Rebel Without a Cause, they, they sold like hotcakes. They're great. I still have.

[Christy Lee]

I know you do.

[Tom Griswold]

You're amaz. You got some Bob Dylan, the Beach Boys. Didn't Roy Orbison wear Wayfarers?

[Christy Lee]

I believe you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, but he was blind though, so I don't. He didn't care what he wore. As far as glasses. That must be a. His makeup artist. Probably. Yeah. Oh, here, put these on, man. I'm telling you guys, I'm picking up stuff like crazy today. Elton John's gay and Roy Oberson's blind. One of those things is correct. You just have to, you know, pay attention. Tom Cruise has done wonders for, for Ray Bans. Basically. The Aviators and Top Gun and the Wayfarers and Risky Business. They, they owe the guy big time. But the, the, the, a lot of the aviators don't wear the. What you think is an av. They wear the square. More square ones, so. Oh yeah, that's interesting you said that, Tom. I, I was reading this thing. The movie Matrix had more sunglasses than any other movie. And if you notice the, the round lenses are worn by the good guys and the square lenses are worn by the bad guys.

[Christy Lee]

Son of a gun.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know. Oh, this is another a good one, guys. In the early 19th and 20th centuries, I, I forgot to say this. People wore these sort of yellow, amber and brown tinted glasses to alleviate the problems from syphilis. Oh. Apparently when you get syphilis, you're very sensitive to, to light. So don't. I know my rule of thumb at the pool when I walk by people in the pool in the summer. I'm sorry about the syphilis. Sorry. Syphilis. You guys need to be more careful, man. There's a lot going on in this community. We are coming right back with more the Bob and Tom show and comedian Ian Bag. That's next. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom Studios. And happy New Year. Here is a segment with comedian Ian Bagg. I am Chick McGee. Here's Tom Griswold called with a very special guest. Haven't seen him in a while. He is comedian Ian Bag. And I'm trying to remember the name of the town that you're from. Terrace, British Columbia. Let's get to the point. Why. Why was I blackballed from this show for so many years? You know, if you don't know Ian. Okay, maybe that's the point. I'm oblivious. That's why I was asking the other. No, I have the other answer. Oh, you know, you know. But to see you haven't changed. That's right. What's the name of the town again? Terrace, British Columbia. What population? I think we're up to about 12,000 people. Everybody's. The big LNG plant has brought people to town. Oh, good. Natural gas will be flowing because of my people. Oh, good. Yeah, I'm a fan. Did you get a little taste of that natural gas? Just a little huff. The money just quick off. Well, thank you very much. Ian is a. Am I correct? I was trying to think of Scorpio. No. Amazing. Amazing hockey player. I. I may be wrong. Are you the one that had the professional hair removal done on your back? Sure did. And my nose and. Yeah. And his eyebrows. Right, and my eyebrows. In the middle. In the middle. The, the. The. The laser. That wasn't too bad. It wasn't too bad. How. How much hair was on your back? Oh, enough that you could get it lasered. Enough that. Enough that a Russian woman smiled when I came in the door. It's a lot of hair. So does it hurt? I mean, did you feel heat when they put the laser? It feel like you're getting snapped by a rubber band about 1500 times. Wow. Yeah, it was fun times. Does someone have to sit there steering the thing? Are you. Yeah, it's a lady. No, they just let it go willy nilly. That's like a Roomba.

[Christy Lee]

Have you never been to the. An esthetician where they do anything to your body, like facial or.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't had your sack. He didn't notice how far he is from us. He does not like people. He's not going to get close. I don't know this either. He's this high. He's about this high above the floor too. No way. He's right. Yeah. He's got a stage over there. We like to call it an ivory tower. So. No. So wait a minute. So. So you've got Some. Is this laser thing. I'm. I'm all I can think of. I'm envisioning. Oh, it's a wand. I'm envisioning Goldfinger. Oh, geez. Yeah. No, no, no. Mr. Bond, you're going to die. What a great scene. And it's going right for his nuts. Yeah. Laser. I think you can get that done, too. Josh Arnold gets that done quite often. Or you used to. I was. Yeah. I was getting waxed, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not the lasering of it on your. Yeah. Everything down there. They can do that. Really? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies get their pubic hair lasered off.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Does that. Does it ever. Does it ever grow back or Is that it?

[Christy Lee]

That's done. It's over.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like Christmas every day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a. Is there the smell of burning hair? Yes. You can smell it a little bit. Wow. But I was on drugs. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, no, you. Yeah, of course. You take a Tylenol. An extra strength.

[Christy Lee]

Not Ty.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't want to say Ty in all three. I didn't. A bunch of people at the door. Yeah, yeah. Getting those. They're legal in Canada now. So how long did it take to do the back? It just. It was like. It was about 30 minutes or something like that. Oh, really? For your whole back? Yeah. You. I had to do it, like, 10 times. Yeah. Multiple sessions. Wait a minute. Tylenol 3 is illegal in Canada. Legal. Yeah. I gotta move there. Yeah. Have you not seen what's going on in Canada? Definitely untying all three up there. Kraft peanut butter. It's crazy up there. Craft peanut butter. And our cheese whiz is different. So they lasered the. The eyebrow thing because you had the connection. No, I didn't get that laser. I didn't trust them with that. A friend of mine, he had his. His. His face. He had his hair lasered, and the lady stopped a little and she burnt a hole in his cheek. Brody Stevens. No kidding. Yeah. Remember? I was like, what happened? I was like, what? You have. How did she just stop? He goes, she just stopped. And it just kept going the same place. I'm like, oh, there's a thing right now, the Internet. I don't have the story in front of me about people that want to give themselves a dimple.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, dimple plasty. I saw that.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen this? What do they do? You give yourself a dimple on the chin. Wherever. Wherever. I mean, I guess. I don't know if you can do it in the butt or. I'm not sure. How it's done. Those two dimples above the butt that. Oh, I see. I ever see. You know what I see in the airport every so often? The fake butt cheeks. And that's really noticeable. It's. It's really noticeable. That 100 pound girl has the butt of a 300 pound. It's so bizarre. Just like, Just like. What are they doing with those? Like what? I don't know. Sorry. If you got them, God bless you. You got to do whatever you got to do, but at the same time, get it together, people. Ian Bagg is our guest, Mr. Bag. I like the way he said that. So the letters would be written to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And it's bag with two GS. Yes. Is that short for something? Baggage, which you bring a lot of to any situation. How's your personal life? Can we ask about it? Yeah, sure. What do you want to know? I don't know what's happening. I've got the wife and I've got three dogs now. We, we. My wife found a homeless dog on the beach in front of our house. Wait a minute. Hold it. Three do. Run them down. What kind we got? We got Lou, half German shepherd, half Pit bull mix. Okay. Afraid of the wind. I got a scared dog too. But at the same time, here's a dog walking by and must leap from the bed in the back room and run with hair up to tell them you can't walk by her. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But we go outside and. What was that? And then we got mini Pearl French bulldog. She decided she was. She. We had to have her eardrum removed not too long ago. Goodness. So they took her eardrum and her ear canal out and sealed the ear. Hasn't changed her a bit, so who knows how long she's been deaf.

[Christy Lee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then we have Dr. Henry Wong. Sure. Yes, Dr. Wong is one. Yeah, he is. He's. I don't know what he is. He's just like this furry little, I don't know, Shih Tzu. I don't know. He looks, looks like on, on Rick and Morty there was a dog that took over the world. He looks exactly like that. The underbite kind of thing. Yeah, a little bit of an underbite. Yeah. Like. And he's. And he's. And he's hung like a bull moose. Like when we found my wife honestly thought he had five legs. Yes. And, and, and yeah, it's. I, I can show you guys pictures during the break. I can't show them to the Radio people. But, yeah, he's very impressive. Wonderful. And he's probably about. He's probably about. He's anywhere between 10 and 12 and went from the streets to now demanding what he wants to eat. It's very bizarre. And we'll take his food out of the dish and put it on the ground because it isn't up to his satisfaction. And then you'll see him gnawing on a paper towel. I'm like, pick a side, buddy. God. I know that I live the same life. Do you? On the beach? Yeah, we live on the beach. We live in Long Beach, California, and. Sounds like it's a long beach. It's a very long beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fantastic. And it's so long that people can't get to the end. No, no. Nobody's ever done it. Nobody's ever done. And that's why the dog lives there. Good to know. We have Christy Lee at the Babatom news desk. Would you care to read a news story for Mr. Bag? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Have you heard about cozy cardio?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

The latest exercise trend, my friends, comes to us from TikTok, the new workout.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it involves laying somewhere. It says cozy. Right.

[Christy Lee]

The new workout regimen, rather taking hold on the social media app, simply involves walking in place in the comfort of your home using a mini treadmill.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, one of those things.

[Christy Lee]

The idea gained traction after a woman named Hope Zuckerbrough began posting videos about her cozy cardio setup, which involves wearing comfortable clothing, lighting candles, setting mood lighting, making a protein drink, and using a walking pad that faces her tv with a favorite show playing. The aim is not to push yourself, but to get off the couch simply and get your steps in.

[Tom Griswold]

When you can burn 2 calories an hour, this is like sitting and watching TV. You're just walking slowly.

[Christy Lee]

It's better than sitting and watching tv.

[Tom Griswold]

Barely. Ace. You kind of do this, right? You'll kind of watch TV and stand and walk around. Treadmill behind couch. Yeah, there you go. You stand on the treadmill or do you walk on it? Both, actually. Yeah. You have your treadmill behind the couch, though, so you can see the tv. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. I like. I like your style. Now, Josh likes to. You like to do this and lift Twinkies as weights? Sure. Yeah. Do curls. Oh, yeah. Overweight. Oh, I thought he was talking about young men. No, no. Oh, listen, lift the old Twinkie. Yeah. Milk the Twinkie. More to come. Next hour, old Barbie checks in and we'll talk about some French toast. But Next, Al Jackson. Stick around. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Here's more of the Bob and Tom show for you on a Wednesday morning. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom Studios. Happy New Year. Here's a segment with our west coast correspondent, Al Jackson. Al Jackson is a very fine comedian and one of the hosts of the Daily Black Cast Live. Yeah. Corey Feldman in the building yesterday. Oh, that's cool. Really. What's Corey doing these days? Music. He's got a. He's a. He liked Michael Jackson a lot. And he has background singers. Right? Things. Yeah, yeah. I mean he has a full, like tour band. Like he's got a, like a tour bus and everything. He was playing some venue in Denver last night. Big fan of his performance as Tommy Jarvis In Friday the 13th, the final chapter. He also shows up in Oscar worthy Friday the 13th, Part 5, New Beginning as well. Certainly. Are you a horror head? I'm a horror nerd, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I liked. I like Jason Takes New York because that was the first one where I was old enough to say there was a moment where, you know, with a. There was like a black guy. He was obviously the muscular fighter. And they got into a fist fight, him and Jason on a rooftop. Yes. And Jason punched his head off. I was like, I'm done here. That's where I went. I'll never stop watching. Watching these. He's punching Jason until he tires out. Then he goes, okay, give me your best shot. And Jason punches his head off. One.

[Christy Lee]

One punch, one punch.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, Jason Takes Manhattan. Not. Yes, please. Thank you. Show the proper respect. It's based on the. I think Jason in the Bronx might have been a tougher Go to the Bronx typically. Al, you help us with a contemporary verbiage. I do. We have a story out of the New York Post today, a term. And I want to see if you can figure out what this means. The term is slow dumping and it is not of the bathroom variety. Your thoughts? I thought that was in between the 4 o'clock and the late Sunday night football game. I would say. Would it almost be like when you slowly drift away from somebody rather than just being like, hey, Christy, I'm sorry, it's over. It's just like, I can't make it. My mom's sick, and then I can't make your graduation serious, and then they just kind of get the hint.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. That's right. Several ways to end a romantic relationship. But this one called slow dumping, when one partner in a long term relationship distances themselves physically and emotionally from the relationship, rather than expressing their desire to just.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been slow dumped.

[Christy Lee]

So have I.

[Tom Griswold]

Feels real good. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it doesn't. It's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course it's awful. The good news is, you know, instead of just getting it over with, you get to Josh, you know, question yourself the whole time. Call yourself crazy. You know what, Christy, I'll tell you this. I learned so much about being a freaking adult from watching that show Love on the Spectrum with the kids with autism and finding relationships. And at first I was like, I don't want to see any kind of exploitative show or anything. And, you know, my son's on the spectrum, so I was, like, wary about watching it. I learned so much because they just, they're such adults about it. They just go. Because you'll find a couple and you'll, like, really like them. You're like, oh, they're so cute together. And they'll break up, but they'll just be like, christy, I like you, but we should just be friends. And she's like, oh, that makes me sad, but I understand. And she's like, can I call you sometimes? He's like, sure. And it's just. And it's like, oh, you can just do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, wouldn't that be great?

[Tom Griswold]

Rather than six months of like weird non return texts and kind of them liking three this person's pictures out of nowhere. So, Al, if I could personalize this to you, Al. So you mean coming home to your house and having everything missing, including the ceiling fans?

[Christy Lee]

That's not a slow dump.

[Tom Griswold]

That was, you know what? That was a mixture of. That was a slow dump followed by a hyperspeed dump. It was slowly. Because the thing is, I was, you know, I was, you know, I never saw her again. But I was coming back to my house to get my suits and stuff for work. So, like, my house kind of looked the same. Everything was the same. And then I just came in and it was a year. Isn't that crazy, guys? It was a year last week, Labor Day weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That was a year. And I came home that Labor Day and my voice was echoing through my house. So everything was gone. Every single thing was gone. So, yeah, it's. I would have preferred the, the, the fast. And it's just such a way to respect somebody, to be like, hey, this ain't happening.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just please, let's, let's go our separate ways and. But don't drag this out. It's awful.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you're not. You're not an open door dumper, are you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

And some people are, but you know what? When I was single, that was it. Look around. Real man door, open, shirt off. I'm just saying. Yeah, you got to get the shirt off and just, like, really get back to nature a little bit, so. Yeah, but not. Not when you're with a partner. That's, of course, a rough one. Well, let's get back to it. Al, your job is to see if you can help me with my language. What have you got today, Tom? We're going to do it this week. I really. I believe in you. So we're going to start with something we've definitely done before. It's probably been some years, but this is just part of the national lexicon. So, Tom, what's a dub? W u b a dub. A dub dub. W w u b. A wub. Wait, no. Dub. I'm sorry. I spelled it wrong on my paper, too. I have. I have wub on my. That's a wub. A dub dub. Five in the morning. Three. Three men in the tub. That's a dub. Yikes. I mean. I mean, wow. I know. A dab is like a vaping thing. Yeah. It's also the arm movement. Right. Anybody got any ideas? Is that a music term? Is it short for W? Is it a win? Yes. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the big brain on Chick. That's exactly what it is. That's what I call my Washington football team, the Dubs, because they have a double for. For a logo. So a dub is a dub is a big win. Recognize. Chick just, like, casually knocked that out of the park. That's exactly what it is. So you feel like, hey, last week, Browns got that dub. You know, we got Pittsburgh coming up. You know, we're nervous, so it's. That's exactly that. So, Tom, I just kind of did it for you. But use a dub in a sentence, maybe in your personal life, Tom, as opposed to a sports. I tell you what. We had a birthday party. Oh. At this place where the girls got to make their own candles. It was a. A dub. Okay. Yeah. I'd like to know if the girls felt that way. You know what I wish, Josh? That I could make fun of this man for. I went and made candles with my kids, and I was like, I don't want to do this. Jesus. I don't want. It's awesome. What? Very relaxing. You get to pick your own scent. Like, there's a lot, and you, like, squirt it into this like, you know, you pick the size of candle you want, you score, you pick the scent you like. And there's like, I don't know, a couple hundred of them, but the kids like to make it. Yeah, but, like, you could make it if you like to smell like, you know, like the. The smell like fresh grass has been cut or the smell of, like, rain or whatever. Like, right after it rained outside, you can make it smell like anything. It's really great. What about some of that? Sweet. Sweet. It's a good date night, Angie. I think you can get drunk while you do it. So, Al, by the way, when I. When I took the girls to the place to make the candles.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I took a photograph because I knew no one would believe me. But right there, at the odd level of second graders, one of the scents available was marijuana. No, it was not. Yes, I have a photograph of the marijuana leaf, the whole thing. And I was. I was saying, you know, who'd want to do that? It'd be really dumb. And then it was pointed out to me, no, if someone was smoking pot at their house and someone showed up, the cops showed up and go, hey, look, it's my candle. So, yeah, when I. When I first started drinking, I didn't drink until I was in college and my boys were drinking 40s and I had a 40. As soon as I cracked it and had some, I was like, oh, this smelled like my uncle. Like, I. I never, like, put that together. Like, that's what. That's. I was like, oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, my uncle used to drink them. Those old school 40s, like wild Irish Rose. Like, not even the old English. And, yeah, 40s were a thing. Is that a malt liquor? Is that a malt liquor or is that a beer? Old English is. Yeah, we used to drink those warheads. What is the ABV on an Old English? I. It's like 10 or 12% or something crazy. Well, and Chick, you should know as a. As a football guy, initially, Colt 45 got away with putting what you're not allowed to do, putting the amount of ABV on the label because they used the old Colts fullback. Oh, what was his name? It's his escaping me. But it was like just some old school, like, running back that wasn't that good. But they used him as a. As kind of like a shield. So they were like, oh, old number 45 is on. But it was a way that they could get away with putting the amount of alcohol in there. So, yeah, there's Like, a crazy history with how 40s came to be. They came after World War II. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, it's Prohibition, so, I mean, it was, you know, right after World War II. They didn't have any. They didn't have enough metal to bottle the beer. And everybody was broke after the Great Depression, so they were like, we need some malt liquor. We need some beer with a kick. Okay, now can I switch it with you one more time? And I've got the Fall 2023 Dictionary Addict Additions from Dictionary.com. these are new words. I want to see if you know this one. Jugging. J U G G I N G. Jugging. I'm going to guess chugging your beer. No, this is a tough one. Christy, do you have this one?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's. Do we. Anybody else want to guess?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have no idea. Admiring boobs.

[Christy Lee]

No, not.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't figure it out.

[Christy Lee]

Theft committed by a perp who waits at a bank, near an ATM or outside an expensive store. Store watches her customers who might be carrying a large amount of cash or goods, follows them to steal the money or goods from that customer or from their car. It's called jugging.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard about that technique, sure, but I've never heard jugging. Huh. I like that you're nice enough to call it a technique. I'm gonna stand outside where they give the money out and they hit somebody in the head. Yeah, it's. I don't know. It's weird. I do think about how much. The fact that we don't use cash that much. I went to the Rockies game yesterday. Went to the Rockies Cubs game, and it was Dollar Dawg night. And I was with my co host, Jeff, who's from Chicago, and we go to pay, and they don't even take singles for Dollar Dog, everything's cashless. So I'm like, how did that affect homeless people? Remember, you would just have coins in your pocket. Always breaking dollars all day and twenties. You'd have like $3.90. You can get a homeless guy in the cup, you know, just to get it out of your pocket. And now it's just like, I wonder how that's affected. Like panhandling, though pretty soon they'll be taking various credit cards, I would imagine. I had to venmo a homeless guy the other day. Yeah, I know that. In San Francisco. In San Francisco, they don't prosecute shoplifters. In fact, they're so friendly to shoplifters, they gift wrap the stuff as you're stealing it. See, it's around the holidays. They're like, would you like us to get prepped? Our guest is Jackson. Go ahead. Yeah. Do you have one for me, Al? Another one, Tom. This is a fun one for me. Wankster. Wankster? Yes. It was the name of a 50 Cent song, man. Maybe. I know. I mean, years ago. Wanker. A term typically the. I think from England. That guy's a ranker. Is wankster similar to that? It kind of is. Is it like someone who's a fake gangster? Yeah. Tom, you and Chick. Oh, yeah, you guys just knocked it out. You guys should just, like, drop the mics and just walk out of the studio. I've been thinking what it is. I've been thinking of that all morning. Oh, we'll get some paperwork together. Chicken. We're gonna talk some food. Coming up next, specifically, some French toast and maybe a rice omelette. It's coming up in just a minute here on the Bob and Tom show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show on a Wednesday morning, first day of 2025. This is Christopher in the Bob and Tom studios again. The gang is back here live on Monday morning. How about some French toast this morning? And Tom attempted a rice omelette, apparently. Let's get the details. Tom, guess what? Yes, I had French toast for dinner last night. Oh, I love. Whoa. Yeah. Well, I love breakfast. Like bacon, nothing else. And so I felt a little bad about it. Oh, you gotta have a sign. But here's what happened Sunday morning. I ordered breakfast and I just wanted the eggs and bacon and sausage, but it came with French. French toast. But the platter I wanted had the right amount of eggs and the right amount of. And I did. I wasn't in the. I didn't want the French toast. Sunday morning. I ate too much of the protein stuff, so I saved it. And then last night I went, I'm having that for dinner. It was fabulous. Really? You can recycle it like that? Yes. Yeah, it really did work. You brought it back to life. I was skeptical, and I totally brought it back to life.

[Christy Lee]

How'd you bring it back to life?

[Tom Griswold]

Simple. Zap. 45 seconds. And I went, oh, that's not warm enough to melt the butter I want to put on here. And then I. Another 45 seconds. Perfect. I couldn't believe it.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a testament to the. The fine people who made it. I think I thought maybe, you know, you had a. Had a shortcut. Like you put another egg and I wish I could give you a hack. Yeah. And you know what? The thing is, it's not going to work for everybody. And for every French toast. No, the 45. 45.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's just that particular.

[Tom Griswold]

I think so.

[Christy Lee]

Was it real thick?

[Tom Griswold]

It was very. It was like Texas toast.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever make it from scratch? Oh, yeah, sure. Semi scratch. Anyway. Take that, that King's Hawaiian bread and make French toast out of that. I haven't that now. See, that seems like brioche. Almost too sweet. Brioche, almost too sweet. But yeah, you get over it. It's amazing. I would imagine with both you do get over. Yeah, it's fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever eat leftovers at your house?

[Tom Griswold]

So El. I had them last night. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I. I am ashamed at how much I don't eat leftovers.

[Christy Lee]

We put them away and hardly ever eat them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was. I mistake. I. I tried an experiment. Did not work. Oh, what'd you try? Try making a rice omelette. Okay. All right. So you had plain rice. I had leftover rice. Of everything you've ever done or said, this further. This convince me to make a rice.

[Christy Lee]

Scrambled eggs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Are you out of your effing mind? I have this rice from the other night.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In the fridge. It kind of turned into a hockey puck of rice.

[Christy Lee]

Fried rice or was it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, just rice.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Plain white rice. Okay. Put it in a pan with some water. Boiled the water so the rice. And then I drained the water off and made some scrambled. Put the scrambled eggs right on top of the rice, thinking it'd be like, you know, kind of like a fried rice with eggs. It was awful.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Because you put eggs with fried rice, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would have thought it would have been kind of eggplant, if anything just bland. Yeah. I should have just done them separately. Okay. It was a failure, but yes. So I eat leftovers all the time. When you were trying to eat it, could you think you know what would help this? Or maybe I could add one more ingredient, like shrimp. I tried a little bit of barbecue sauce, but then I threw the whole thing away. Oh, wow. You really. Oh, didn't work.

[Christy Lee]

So what did you end up eating?

[Tom Griswold]

Egg. I ended up eating nothing. Oh, you didn't even have. I had a couple bites. It was always not. I made a failed omelette once. It was a tuna omelette. Oh, see, this didn't occur to me. In my head I went, this is good to work. Cuz I thought it'll be like a tuna melt where you have bread, cheese, and tuna. I went, oh, instead of the bread, I'll just have egg and cheddar and tuna. And it did not taste good. But you guys were aware that it wouldn't taste good. Tuna is incredibly tricky. You gotta. You gotta watch what you pair with tuna. Campbell's cream of mushroom soup noodles and tuna. You get a nice tuna noodle casserole. Well, that's fine, but I tried it and it didn't work. Yeah, we could talk about food failures. Homework. Yeah, but yeah, that one. It didn't work. And I may have rice challenge.

[Christy Lee]

The new rice tick tock thing.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

Where kids are boiling rice, I guess. And then you strain the water off and then you drink the water and first thing in the morning. It's supposed to be like this natural ozempic thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that is a terrible idea. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm intrigued. Do you let the water cool before you drink it? I would hope.

[Christy Lee]

No, you drink it boiling.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course that'd cut down in your eating. Hang on a second. Separated. That's not a crazy question. Concerned as far as tik tok. Exactly. Hey, kids, ignore all the tik tok trends. Everything you see on there. Remember, these are the people that brought you eating detergent pads. Whatever they're called Tide pods. Yeah, don't do that. Remember the story we had last week? Campbell's soup is taking the word soup soup out of their name. Oh, yeah. Just going to be Campbell's. I. I must have missed that. Yeah, it's was a big story. They announced it on their. Whatever annual report or something. What about their jingle? That's what Campbell soup is. I don't know. That's what Campbell. Yeah, they're taking. They're taking the word soup out of their name because they make lots of other products, I guess. Purees and broths. Ah, sure. Your. Your mixes and your. And they. The Campbell's kids. They're put up for adoption.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a bid on one those poor things.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're paying for them now? They just make soup. Right. That's why I got one. That's why I'm bidding on one. I think so I just want to. A soup. A super at my house. Okay. What's your favorite soup from Campbell's? Their cream of mushroom. Any soup.

[Christy Lee]

Cream of mushroom soup by itself.

[Tom Griswold]

I love cream of mushroom. My favorite soup is. Is corn Ch. Particularly if it's done with Mexican flair. Nothing. Nothing more delightful. Mexican street corner served by an ethnic with a soccer game on in the background. No. Yeah, there's a Mexican restaurant I go to and they have, they have an excellent corn chowder with a little. It's just sauce. A little. I'm just realizing this. We've been sitting on a gold mine all these years. We should just talk to Tom about his, his life. Five or six minutes every morning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen to him. Yeah. Mexican flare. A rice omelette he, he thought would be me. Made better with by using barbecue sauce. It was terrible. I, I cuz I like that. What's the stuff, what's the stuff where they have rice, couple of poached eggs, some beans and guac. What's that called? Oh, sure, the Cuban.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There are different forms of cub. No, it's pesto. Pesto. I like guac as well. I thought that, that's why I thought the rice omelet would work. I think the, when I reboiled the rice, I think that probably made it. Something went wrong. Oh yeah, it was terrible. Right? Yeah, it was because remember the rice in the refrigerator was like a hockey puck.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a complete failure. I threw it away. I don't think rice has any protein, does it? It's all carbs. Oh, zero. Yeah. Yeah. Your quinoa's got the protein. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How about try it tonight? No, no, I. Quinoa. Quinoa tuna omelette. I love quinoa. Then of course it turned out that I'd used, I'd used, let's just say, too many of the eggs and when someone else wanted to do some baking. Oh boy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you were in trouble, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Off to target. Did you have to go get more eggs? That's a good partner, whatever the hell you are. Yeah, well, sorry about that. We.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, this really isn't a sports story, but it's kind of got a sports slant. It was a six day naked tandem bike tour of the UK.

[Tom Griswold]

Six days? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Neil Cox, 36 and his random.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Jay Antico J Antick and Bill Steve Cox.

[Christy Lee]

Neil Cox.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Neil.

[Christy Lee]

Miz Antic.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom24 Cox. You gotta have something for. Never seen one that you felt like the major gender genu flex. Give it some respect.

[Christy Lee]

Undertook the 260 mile journey from Gloucester to Lands End, Cornwall. The two nudists said the response to them has been overwhelmingly positive.

[Tom Griswold]

You're driving down the road, you see people on a tandem and they're naked. Of course you're gonna beep and wait.

[Christy Lee]

Honking Mr. Cox stated, wherever we go, people do look over. I think some are just bemused about Seeing two people on a tandem, but not ill. They find it easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Other.

[Christy Lee]

They find it even funnier to see two naked people.

[Tom Griswold]

On a tangent, this isn't illegal.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Cox stressed that nudism is not a sexual thing and added, I have a girlfriend of 10 years. She's comfortable with me going on trips with other women because she knows it's a wholesome thing and there's nothing going on. So apparently the woman that he was with on the bike wasn't his girlfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. There's photographs, and they've got strategically placed backpacks, etc. Etc.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. They're. Yeah. Truly, in this case, especially in the uk, the fanny being the front.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, There's. There is. He's not totally nude. He's wearing a helmet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Good thing. Practicing safety, very, very important.

[Christy Lee]

Are they wearing shoes?

[Tom Griswold]

Great question. No, I just. I just clicked off the photograph. Let me see here. This photograph, this just shows them from the waist up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And she's cute. Let's see. Here we go. And. Yes, you're right, Christy. They have shoes and a helmet and helmets.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

And they do have bicycle seats. Yeah. Well, they never know somebody's doing at the end of this. Impossible to ride a seat with your pole up your butt. It's impossible to do it without. That's what I meant. Yeah. The art of saying just enough.

[Christy Lee]

You've never ridden your bike nude? Is that what you're telling?

[Tom Griswold]

I have not. You know, I never have either. Has anybody? I have driven a car naked. I mean, I've rushed out and put a car in the garage naked at some point. I remember, but I mean, God, when you have two electric bikes. I do. What if you and I got on them naked? Just cruise around far. We get a farmer's market on a Saturday morning. I've got a good one. You can come through. That'd be.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so. And in any event, they. They did it in the. Well, in the nude.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Your nudists. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if bike riding nude isn't for.

[Tom Griswold]

You, by the way, if your name is. If your name is. If you are Mr. Cox, this guy is Mr. Cox from Cornwall. I mean, just. You have to be well hung or. You'd hope so. Yeah. Otherwise. Yeah, yeah. You know, you want your name to be your destiny at that point. And you can't name your kid after. He said. You can't have the phone ringing and they want to hear from Mr. Cox. Do you want Big Cox or Little Cox, you don't want to be Cox junior. I'm looking for big cops. Who isn't? Buddy, go to the. Go to the. Go to the bus station. You got $12 on a Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

If naked bike riding is not for you, how about fart walking?

[Tom Griswold]

I do this a lot. Somebody. Somebody did it yesterday. Somebody did murder us yesterday. It was awful.

[Christy Lee]

The new viral trend, the fart walk became a phenomenon after it was introduced by author Marilyn Smith, who said in a now viral video that she and her husband go on a walk about an hour after eating a fiber rich dinner to release the gas.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not the way it works.

[Christy Lee]

Mrs. Smith added that not only do their fart walks help them ease any after dinner bloating, it also reduces the risk of developing type 2 diet diabetes. Health experts have been chiming in to back up Mrs. Smith's claims. Okay, one doctor with a really weird name. Dr. Shafapore.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, he did what? What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Puya Shafapur.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Shafor Shafapore. What are you shouting for?

[Christy Lee]

A family and obesity medicine physician.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, how are you?

[Christy Lee]

Says your body experiences an immediate rise in blood sugar after. After eating. But walking forces the muscles to start using that glucose. Endocrinologist Christopher Buettner added that it also aids digestion. Digestion by allowing food to pass through the intestines faster. All right, I think we all know that's a good thing, but I've never.

[Tom Griswold]

Heard a card walk. Yeah, why don't you. I'll walk out front. I know I've experienced this with my dogs, but I think most Americans would rather fart while watching tv. How do you explain that, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you explain that? How do you explain that gas? Your gas doesn't smell that bad to you, but it smells horrific to others. I don't know. That's probably. It's probably an evolutionary. I would think so thing. But also there is a version of the dog gas that is in its own sphere of stench. It's really something. And then it really. Nine to 10 years old, it really kicks in. I'm not sure why. Yeah, that is a good point. Yeah. It's bad, man. Now, there's also a point when you. At a certain age in which the. The fart walk becomes possibly a shark walk, more of a jog. If one is not. One is not careful. I'm taking part in a fart half marathon this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that. So that's a good. For a good cause. 13k doesn't allow you very Stinky, you're the only person that all of us know that actually crap their pants. Doesn't that bother you? It happens to everybody. I have sharted. Yes. No, I have not. No. It was an emerge. It was a. Yeah. No, I just. I gambled and lost. Yeah. Yeah. Typically that particular sphincter and the body has many. That one is usually a fairly good judge. Yeah. Yeah. 9,900 times. You know, they're like meteorologists, aren't they? Yeah, they're right most of the time, but we only remember when they were wrong. Yeah. It's just. Just not fair. I have started, but I was naked.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Jake, I blame you for this. Where the hell you just pollock your kitchen floor? I. I'd like to. I love to apologize. Don't. Don't add anything to it. I just got out of the shower and I was standing there watching something on tv and it was so funny. You laughed and charted what was on tv. You were laughing so hard. I don't remember one of your programs made you laugh so hard. Alf had to be Al. Al made me sharp. So you. As. As Josh delicately put it, you pollocked your bathroom floor to watching she's the Sheriff. So Pat, I think when we come back and we do. How would it be these toots were made for walking? Perhaps the. The. The Nancy Sinatra class. I insist on hearing these toots and then have the. Have that great bass line of. What is that, Carol? K's that the boom. Okay, thank you. That's good. But you could have that. A fart emulator.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all right there. Thank you. Wow. So the. Once again, fart walking as.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a video with Marilyn Smith and she spells Maryland. M A, I, R, L, Y, N. You know, it be rough. Is a fart cakewalk because you're just in a circle. Oh yeah. Constantly huffing each other's. Yes, well put.

[Christy Lee]

I think the cakewalk's gone away. It's sad.

[Tom Griswold]

I loved. Well, what exactly? Not just for the fat jokes, but I love.

[Christy Lee]

So much fun doing a cake.

[Tom Griswold]

What exactly was a cakewalk? Everything. The. The epitome of cattiness and back biting and stabbing you at the cakewalk. How does a cakewalk work? First is a church cakewalk. Second is a school. It was always the church. I always. We had a church. Oh, look at her. I have never understood this. Oh my God. Oh, she brought store bought. Look at that. How does it work? So people bake a bunch of baked goods. Cakes and brownies and Then they gossip. They're all on a table. So there's a circle with a bunch of numbers with a bunch of jerks. And music plays. And as you walk, you just slowly walk in a circle, everybody. And when the music stops, you step on the number that's close closest to you and then they draw. And if your number gets drawn, you get to go pick.

[Christy Lee]

Pick a cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What a great idea. It's awesome. Except if you're last, then you get stuck with like angel food.

[Christy Lee]

I love angel food.

[Tom Griswold]

Practically a vegetable. Angel food carries nothing. A quality angel food with maybe strawberry cream in the middle and keep it. I'll take yours. Angel food with. That's a strawberry cake. What the hell? So your point? To get back to the your point, you're saying a cakewalk better than a fart walk. Well, a fart cakewalk would be bad. Terrible. Unless it's a really good cake. It'd be worth it if all the cakes were good. I'm being told that they only do store bought now. It's called the Little Debbie walk because people can't bring their own stuff to school anymore. Adults can't be trusted to not poison kids. There you go. Hopefully the church ones are still, still homemade and. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. The people of God. Don't put pins in there. I think they might. Oh, thank you. Oh, when we come back, Christine, what's happening over there as you walk around the cakes? What the hell? What? Why is that not. Oh, well, that was me actually farting.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have a cake.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had. We had Eddie Mike his chair. Welcome right back as old Barbie will check in here on a New Year's Day morning. Come on back for that. This is the Bob and Tom show and we're back now with the Bob and Tom show. The best of the Bob and Tom show here for a Wednesday. Happy New Year from all of us here at the Bob and Tom Show. Wrap things up today with a segment. Old Barbie checks in and a stupid world record or two. Right now on the big screen, we've been joined by. By. That's right, Bob and Tom. It's Bobby from Boca Raton, Florida living center. Nice to see you, Barbie. Looking good. Oh, I'm in my mid-70s. As you can tell, old age has not been kind. Old Bob here. Well, I just had my upper wax three days ago. It's already back with a vengeance. Tom Selleck would be jealous. That's a stash. Thank you. Taylor Swift back in the news. Half the world loves her. Your father Hates her. You almost wish the Kardashians were back. While I am not a swifty, I do own two swifter sweepers. One for everyday messes and one for when I pedal on the floor from laughing too hard watching young Sheldon. Oh, Barbie, honestly, I think it's great Taylor and Travis are together. Before he was married, I once went out with Travis's brother Jason. Really? Oh, the man is gifted. Oh, if he's ever in prison, he could just use that thing to pull vault over the fence, so to speak. Was that right? Yeah. Let's just say Bobby was living high on the hog for those three weeks. Oh my gosh, I gotta run. They just opened the omelet station and I am not getting stuck behind Juice Newton again playing with the Queen of hearts. You're playing with Bobby's patience, Juice Newton. Your name sounds like a Welch's grape banged a cookie from the 80s. Make your selection and move on. The line's already backed up to the oatmeal station. Let's go already. What was that? Juice? Oh, Bob and Tom. Juice just gave me the finger. Time for Bob, Barbie to go throw some hands. All right. Thank you, Barbie. Nice, guys. Lovely. Okay, welcome back. I think Barbie tipped over there, right? I think her hair got caught in the chair. Rough exit. Yeah. Stupid world record. A teenager from India has broken the Guinness world record for the most languages sung in a concert. Oh really? Most languages sang in a concert? Sung in a concert. So many sing sang song songs. Okay, so song Blue. Everybody knows one. I love that song. The teenager's name? Ms. Ms. Period. Ms. Suck A. Suck a try so she so, so she what? S U. Yeah. C H e T let's suck it. H A Suck it hot, Suck it off. Last name sad. Just blast through it like you know what you're doing. Satish. S a T I S H sadish. And what'd she do now? She sang a song with the most languages saying an impressive. Hang on a second. Okay, sang in 140 different languages to raise awareness about climate change. And who's this Mrs. Suffer and Suck Attack? 18 year old's 9 hour long concert.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy, that had to be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They give her parents an award for having to deal with that. How old did you say?

[Christy Lee]

18.

[Tom Griswold]

18. Hey, Suchetta's in the basement singing in Spanish again. What? You upset about the clowns? Hey, this next she's. Now she's singing in Klingon. This year it was foggier. Half a percent more than it was 20 years ago. Hey, she's singing in pig Latin. I like pig Latin. Esperanto. I wonder if that was in there. Is there still some college professor that is clinging to Esperanto as the savior of all culture? And I hope so. We're all going to get together. We're all going to start speaking Esperanto, right?

[Christy Lee]

What's, what's Esperanto?

[Tom Griswold]

It was meant to be like universal language.

[Christy Lee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

To get everybody to get together. We would all learn it. Come on, people. Now instead of, instead of speaking English, we'd have to speak Esperanto, right?

[Christy Lee]

Does anybody speak Esperanto?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just asking. There's. I think there's some, you know, jackass that didn't catch on. Like the Euro, you know, still, still trying to do we are the World in Esperanto. English. Do you speak it? The guidelines of the record say that each song must be at least 2 minutes long and allow for a 5 minute break each hour. Yeah, but she cheated. She did several instrumentals. Oh, man. That is instrumental in Greek. Well, then how do you know? Here's. I've got some of the. No, this is real. No. Yes, Here we go. What languages do we know? Maybe some kind of Farsi or. What is wrong with him? This isn't bad. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. Oh, that's a mouse singing. That's nice. This sounds. This reminds me, I would go to one of my best friends, Brijul. I'd go to his family's for dinner and this kind of music would be playing and we'd be eating wonderful Indian meal. Okay. That was the only one you said? I don't know. Yeah, I mean, that's just what it sounds like. I thought the cool part is when she decided to sing in English. I thought her choice of this song was great. That would be so funny. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have yet all his favorites today.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Ringtons. Come on, babies. First record I ever bought. Why the name of the band, Pat? I don't know. You just said it. The Rivingtons. You just said the Rivingtons. And I. I met. I met a couple, this is true, that had named their kid Rivington. And I said. Oh, did you name him after the great band, the Rivingtons? They never even heard of it. Can you believe it? They'd never heard of it. They'd never heard of a marginal song from 70 years ago. They have a follow up hit. That's insane. That's a great song. I prefer the Trash Men's homage to that. But no, no, no, no, no. That's the original. The OG as the kids say. The Trashman's the original. No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, the Trashman. Those lyrics are better any song by that band America, you played before. I totally disagree. Wonderful. The lizards in the air and there's something that no one to feel.

[Christy Lee]

It was cold and they were falling out of the trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so this lady sings in 140 languages. Good for her. That's a skill. Yeah, yeah, she does. And what we're subjected. What do you mean? In what way? She knows all these languages. She has a good voice. Okay, you're an overachiever. Thanks. Next. Yes, that's right. Let's keep promoting the underachievers. I think we should. Gibberish. Gibberish. Me or her? I'm sing. Is that. Is that sports? Is that sports? Yes, sir.

[Christy Lee]

This is my 2 partner for.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Whatever you do, always. Next. Be a good sport. Tom. Yes, sir. How much would you pay? Remember one of your favorite bits is Curly in a dress singing opera. Yeah, it's on the Three Stooges. He goes. Would you.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you pay to see Chick do that in front of 20, 000 people? I'd pay to see him do it in front of a hundred in a dress. You pay me and I'll do it in a big. Remember, he's got the big wig on and he's. Oh, so that's. And you have to sing just like you just were. That's right. I'm trying to. That's it. That's. That's the melody. More. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Is that right? I still remember it from being a kid. Oh, I love it too. There are so many funny things out there. And you two are holding on to that. Are parked at the Three Stooges. A stout man pretending to be a woman. In front of a bunch of a stout man pretending to be a woman. And thumbing his nose. Yes, thumbing his nose. At the. At the super rich. Oh, God, that's so funny. Yes. A pie fight. Oh, how can you not laugh at the Three Stooges? I love a pie fight. I find it incredibly easy.

[Christy Lee]

Have you been in a pie fight?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't. You know, that's right. She brings up a good point. You wouldn't think that. Pie.

[Christy Lee]

The two of you have a pie fight.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I had to film that TV commercial. I got pies in the face for three hours. Oh, that's right. I'll tell you what. Until you've been in a pie fight and your best friend taken down by a lemon meringue. Yeah, You. That. You take that goo and wipe it off his face. You stick your hand in his face and you just. A bunch of goo. You say you're going to love the part where we cram the watch up your ass. Is that the same movie?

[Christy Lee]

Why are they putting a watch off his.

[Tom Griswold]

He's getting his war stories. George C. Scott and Pulp Fiction somehow. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Those two different movies. Okay, great. You've seen. You've seen Pat.

[Christy Lee]

I haven't seen either of those films, no.

[Tom Griswold]

What? And I say I. You've never seen.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't like. You know me. I don't like gore or violence or war or.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't like Al Gore?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

I like puppy dogs and rainbows.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything's gonna be fine. Yeah. Oh, the.

[Christy Lee]

Those colored glasses. That's how I live my life.

[Tom Griswold]

Gloved H.J. a nice glove day. That's right. Is that a character's name? H. H.J. glover. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hi, I'm Joe. Sal Sehi, host of the Stacking Benjamins podcast. Every week we talk to experts about saving, investing, personal finance, trends, crypto. Can't do it. You could have done all that research, all the breadcrumbs, and thought, this company's never going bankrupt. Foiled again. You never knew personal finance could be this fun. Throwing down the gauntlet. I'm bringing it today. I'm only going to be off by six figures instead of seven. Every boy has a dream, Doc. Every boy has a dream, for sure. Stacking Benjamins. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.