The BOB & TOM Show - January 12, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – January 12, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: January 12, 2026
Hosts: Tom Griswold, Bob Kevoian, Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Willie G, Ace Cosby, Jess Hooker
Episode Overview:
A quintessential BOB & TOM blend of comedy, banter, listener mail, lighthearted sports talk, news of the odd, personal anecdotes, and special music. This episode covers weekend exploits, NFL playoffs, odd listener challenges, random acts of hardware-store heroism, celebrity commentary, animals on the loose, and a peppering of signature “dad jokes” and clever riffs.

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Episode Theme

A fast-paced, comedic romp through recent headlines, personal misadventures, listener mail, and the quirks of modern American life, all colored with BOB & TOM’s signature irreverence and camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Weekend Recaps and “Adulting” Mishaps

• Bob’s Productive Weekend:
  • Fixed home projects, suffered minor injuries (“pinhcy thing” on ladder, shoe shine adventures).
  • Hardware store gratitude: “You walk in the hardware store and they've got the rack, there have to be 50,000 different screws... and this guy's helping me for 20 minutes and I realize I'm about to purchase something that costs a dollar 42.” (Bob, 07:05)
• Josh’s Housework Battle:
  • Built a fishing rack, earned a blood blister, contributed to “weekend injury solidarity.”
• Christy’s Trip:
  • National Lacrosse Hall of Fame in Baltimore. “It was awesome, a beautiful facility... got to see a lot of people I haven't seen in 30 years.” (Christy, 09:04)
• Tech Gaffes:
  • Ongoing family confusion with phones and FaceTime’s auto-tracking feature.

2. Pop Culture & Personal Tastes

• Song Sung Blue (movie) Review:
  • Kate Hudson’s “Wisconsin accent” praised (“She nails the Wisconsin accent.” Bob, 05:37).
  • Tom’s imagined method-acting: “Probably went to Great Wolf Lodge for a couple weeks. Wanted to get in there at the Dells.” (Tom, 05:41)
• Golden Globes (brief):
  • Nikki Glaser as host, standout DiCaprio joke (“The last article, the interview that I could find was in Teen Beat. And she said, I hope your favorite food is still pasta, pasta, pasta.” Christy, 36:10).
• The Pit (TV show) helmet goof:
  • Noah Wyle’s motorcycle character with helmet left dangling.

3. Sports Talk – Playoff Mania & Betting

• NFL Playoffs:
  • Overview of advancing teams (49ers, Patriots, Bills, Bears, Rams).
  • Chick McGee’s “shoe-in of the week” record and picking Houston -3 over Pittsburgh. (“He said, ‘F yeah!’ So, ladies and gentlemen, if you’re keeping track, that is important to know.” Bob, 13:32)
  • Emotional fan watching (“Watching a comeback with a fan of that team is so exciting.” Tom, 19:03)
  • Sidebar on gambling “misses”—2-point conversion vs. touchdown bets.
• Sock Challenge:
  • Listener “Griswold Family Sock Challenge” sparks team debate on the art (and aging perils) of putting on socks while standing up.

4. Listener Mail, Letters & Oddities

• Wiener Mobile & Corn Dog Mobile Stories:
  • Reader drove the “corn dog mobile,” but can’t drive a stick shift.
• Manual Transmission Musings:
  • Fewer know how to drive stick. Stories of attempted carjackings foiled by manual transmissions.
• Emergency Room Stories:
  • Rectal object retrieval tales (“His response, every single shift... he said it was a can of Glade air freshener.” Bob, 26:20)
• Roman Numeral Hatred:
  • “I find them super annoying. I don't want to have to do extra math.” (Listener letter, 27:48)

5. Odd News & Animal Antics

• Loose Monkeys in St. Louis:
  • Multiple vervet monkeys escape in O’Fallon Park; the city “doesn't know how many are loose or where they came from.” (Christy, 15:28; 95:28)
  • Visual jokes about monkeys in little jackets, climbing the arch.
• Dog Wins Acting Award:
  • Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever “Indy” wins at the Astra Film Awards for the movie “Good Boy.”
• Sheep Invade Bavarian Supermarket:
  • 50 sheep overrun a grocery, leaving “a mess during their short visit.”
• ER Doctor’s “Rectal Retrievals”:
  • Grim but hilarious; every ER shift includes an odd “prison wallet” case.

6. Comedy & Classic BOB & TOM-isms

• On Air Song Parody – “My Sweet Melinda” [71:58]:
  • Pat Godwin’s Allman Bros. style song lampooning Bill & Melinda Gates’ divorce settlement (“It’s not your money, heavens know, it’s your causes I admire you for... Open up your wallet and help pour me.”).
• Pat’s Comedy Special Update:
  • Pat’s Dry Bar Comedy Special streaming February 21; “I am heavier, it’s a tough watch for me. I gained all this weight for a movie I wanted to watch from the act.” (Pat, 37:00)
• Greg Warren Segment:
  • Deep-dive into the Carhartt brand; jokes about railroad worker focus groups (“We started out with a lot of short pants... beanies with propellers.” Greg, 105:13).

7. Food & Lifestyle

• Gravestone Recipes:
  • Jess Hooker bakes “spaghetti casserole” based on a gravestone recipe; discusses what recipe belongs on a tombstone.
• Smoking, ZYN, and Nicotine Talk:
  • Wide-ranging, confessional chat about quitting smoking, nicotine pouches (ZYN), secret midnight snacks, and “transdermal patches."
• Weird Diets:
  • TLC’s “My Strange Addiction”—profile of a woman who snorts all her food. (“She described the experience as phenomenal and has since been consuming all of her food through her nose—including blended omelets, steaks, even guacamole.” Christy, 93:14)

8. Miscellaneous News

• Bill & Melinda Gates’ Divorce Settlement:
  • $7.88B donation to Melinda’s charity. Satirical riff on big-money philanthropy.
• Monks Walk for Peace:
  • Vietnamese Buddhist monks (and rescue dog) trek from Texas to DC; Tom remains skeptical, Josh wants to sabotage the cause with hot Sprite and dry Grape Nuts.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bob on hardware stores:
  “You walk in the hardware store and they've got the rack—there have to be 50,000 different screws, washers, et cetera, et cetera. And this guy's helping me for 20 minutes and I realize I'm about to purchase something that costs a dollar 42.” (07:05)

• Tom on Lions helping in hardware store:
  “Once you get over the fact that you need help and you're not a real man, they're incredibly helpful to you.” (07:38)

• Christy on her trip:
  “It was a beautiful facility. An old bank, now an event space in Baltimore... we got to see a lot of people I haven’t seen in 30 years. When I was just a baby.” (09:04)

• Pat’s Gates song:
  “Open up your wallet and help pour me / 'Cause after all my garnishes, I basically work for free / No need for a background check, marry me, oh my sweet Melinda.” (72:00)

• Tom on tech frustration:
  “If you just take Finn out for a coffee date, just 20 minutes... you get to ask her anything you want about how your phone works. If you do that... you'll annoy us so much less.” (11:07)

• Josh on his “lumberjack meal”:
  “I just take, like... it's bison with organs and all, and just chop in a bunch of vegetables... sweet potatoes or rice or quinoa, and I just throw it all together and eat it.” (81:42)

• Christy on “My Strange Addiction”:
  “Imagine having a date with this woman. She’s in the bathroom, ‘Hey man, you want a bump?’ It’s a cheeseburger, man.” (94:00)

• Tom on monkeys in St. Louis:
  “Don’t you go right to the arch? That’s exactly what I was thinking—a somewhat lesser version of King Kong.” (86:53)

• Josh on monks’ peace walk:
  “They’re storming the Capitol. Essentially, they’re on way to D.C. to force Congress into doing... what if that’s the most violent confrontation?” (165:17)

• Tom’s classic dry cut:
  “You see what you’ve done to us today? You’ve tired us out so much, but that was a good joke. We can’t even laugh at it.” (167:04)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Time Range | Notes | |-----------------------------------|--------------|-----------------------------------------------| | Opening Song & Weekend Recap | 01:10-05:45 | “Camel Toe” parody, home project stories | | Movie & Pop Culture Review | 05:45-09:00 | “Song Sung Blue,” Kate Hudson, Hugh Jackman | | Listener Mail & Sock Challenge | 20:32-22:50 | Standing vs. sitting to put on socks | | ER Letters & Rectal Retrievals | 26:17 | Stories from the ER | | Sports / Playoff Roundup | 40:03-43:43 | NFL breakdown, Chick’s bets, betting tangent | | Smoking / ZYN / Food Talk | 81:02-85:36 | Midnight snacks, ZYN, snorting food | | Pat Godwin: Melinda Gates Song | 71:58-73:02 | “My Sweet Melinda” | | Monkeys on the Loose (Story) | 95:28-97:48 | Multiple mentions, visual jokes | | Buddhist Monks Walk for Peace | 155:44-158:53| Tom & Josh lightly roast “walking for peace” | | Greg Warren: Carhartt Feature | 104:02-116:29| Brand history, improv jokes | | Miscellaneous Oddities | 138:03-142:28| Skeleton thief, casket locks, bells in graves | | News Desk – Animals & Awards | 148:54-152:17| Dog acting award, sheep in supermarket | | Golden Globes / TV Awards | 152:15-154:47| Hamnet, The Pit, Studio One, etc. |

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Flow & Tone

The show’s language remains breezy, sharp, and suggestive, leaning into puns, playful ribbing, and rapid-fire comedic riffing. Interplay among the co-hosts is unfiltered and warm, delighting in the absurdities of daily life, pop culture, and the perennial battle with technology, aging, and oddball news. Listeners can expect biting sarcasm, “dad joke” wordplay (“remains at large” for a skeleton thief), and smart crowd-pleasing dumb jokes.

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For New Listeners

This episode captures classic BOB & TOM: a blend of group therapy, barroom banter, morning zoo, and Americana comic traditions. Even if you haven’t heard them before, you’ll feel let in on the jokes and personalities—especially through workplace/household humor, sports takes, and their unique, irreverent takes on daily headlines.

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TL;DR

Jokes, odd news, sports, weekend injuries, and animal antics run rampant in a lively, fast-moving episode. Notables: Chick McGee’s betting record, listener mail about sock challenges and stick shifts, Bill & Melinda Gates’ multi-billion divorce, Pat Godwin’s music parody, a good dog’s acting award, and loose monkeys in St. Louis. All delivered with relentless Dad-joke energy and zero apologies.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Tom Griswold]

That when you stand just right, I can see it all. When you're on the beach.

[Bob Kevoian]

And your bikini's soaking wet, I see a fuzzy.

[Tom Griswold]

Silhouette as I look down.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see your camel toes, your biscuits, your cleavage. I see your pooter cleavage, your monkey, your muffin. You ain't hiding nothing. You're coochie, your flapper, you're showing off your snapper, your camel toe, it looks alright, so baby, let it show. Looks like a big taco. I see your camel taco. Jesse. Madame Walali. Bearded clown. I could really go for a sideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole. Baby, don't you know.

[Tom Griswold]

I never thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd see so much of your anatomy.

[Tom Griswold]

Your jeans are so tight, I'm learning dyna glitch.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see your camel toe, your knuckle, your nookie, Ooh. I see your cookie, a donut, a bagel down below your navel. It's furry, it's fluffy looking kind of puffy. Your camel toe, it looks alright, so baby let it show. Looks like a big taco. I see your camel taco. Merci, madame. While I lay. Bearded clown, you biscuits, your cleavage, I see your cooter cleavage. You're monkey, you're muffin, you ain't adding nothing. You're coochie, your flapper, you're showing off your snapper, your kill old toe. It looks alright, so baby let it show. Looks like a big taco. I see your camel toe.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thank you so much for being here with us already. My gosh, we just started and you're here. It's the Bob and Tom show. I just said that. Ladies, there's Christy Lee at the Finlac insurance company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's over there. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, girls, Go off script, for God's sake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, think on your own. Willie G, the prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer side picture. There's Ace Howdy. And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. What a great weekend. Oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you had a nice time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got one of those weekends you just get all the stuff done that you've been trying to get done at your house.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a great weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

Productive weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, unbelievable. I went up on a. Went up on a ladder, got the curtain thing fixed.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I bet that one over.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever open up a ladder, have that pinchy thing put. Put a hole in your hand? Okay, good. Yeah, it was. It was good. I glued it shut.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you open up the shoe shine kit?

[Bob Kevoian]

I did. Oh, did you really? Oh, I meant I have got two polished sets of shoes. Wow, man. Yeah, now I gotta go get a buffer. Yeah, I realized there's no buffer in the kit.

[Christy Lee]

No, they didn't send you a buffer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta get a better kit.

[Christy Lee]

Are you gonna get one of those there? You push the button and it rolls.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, those things always bust.

[Christy Lee]

One has one black.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta get the hand buffer. No, I literally spent an hour polishing shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Is this just a shammy? Would a shammy work?

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe I've got a shammy. But anyway, just one of those weekends. All little stuff all around the house. Just great.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Watched a little football, went to a movie.

[Christy Lee]

No, what movie did you see?

[Bob Kevoian]

To see song Sung Blue with our best friend, Hugh Jackman. And I'll tell you what, Kate Hudson is amazing in that. And have you seen it? Yeah, she's. She nails the Wisconsin accent.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what Josh said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah, it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she really does. And she. It's. It's. I really enjoyed it.

[Tom Griswold]

She probably did some research. Probably went to Great Wolf Lodge for a couple weeks. Just lived with the people. Wanted to get in there at the Dells.

[Christy Lee]

She got to eat whatever she wanted for six months. Gained about 20 pounds, cheese curds and.

[Tom Griswold]

Miller Lite every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, and I didn't know that. I mean, I knew the story was about a. Kind of a Neil diamond tribute band, but I didn't know what happened.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't either. So it was a shocker, wasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, I really. I really enjoyed that. But. So do you. Have a good weekend, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, like yours. It was productive and relaxing. I too, have a. I have a blood blister from a little housework I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Quit showing off, man. What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, just got pinched by, you know, a contraption.

[Bob Kevoian]

Battles.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, those things on the ladder, those two things you put your crimp down and so it was like six in the morning. No one's awake on my children. All of a sudden you hear this scream.

[Josh Arnold]

I put together this big fishing rack tower thing and got pinched.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's just say to hold your poles.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll cut my finger too, actually changing strings. I. I was my own phlebotomist for a while there. A lot of blood.

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want to thank the. A couple hardware store guys from. You ever go to the hardware store? And I literally was buying two very odd bolts for this thing that we had. We bought these rack things and they were missing three of them. So I had to go to two different hardware stores trying to buy this incredibly obscure thing. But you walk in the hardware store and they've got the rack. There have to be 50,000 different screws, washers, nuts, bolts, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And this guy's helping me for 20 minutes. And I realize I'm about to purchase something that costs a dollar 42.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not buying one of the really cool grills over there that the guy could have spent some time pitching me, but yeah, very helpful. Hey, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very nice over there. Once you get over the fact that you need help and you're not a real man, they're incredibly helpful to you. Oh, you get a real man. That's nice to you for about 10 minutes. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that there were so many screws.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this thing, imagine it half wood screw and half metal screw, whatever those are called. And it was like metric and somewhere. And when we finally found it, they had exactly two left.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

So just as I get them, the phone rings. Oh, we opened the other box. There's an extra set in there. I didn't have the heart to tell.

[Christy Lee]

The guy, you went ahead and bought them, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I. He walked away and I put the back in there. Someone ever needs one of these power. But again, they were.

[Tom Griswold]

I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

I felt so bad. I went out and I went down some other aisles and bought some cleaning stuff. So at least I've done something at the hardware store. Go to a hardware store and just get a key made and think I'm just wasting their time. What are they making to be a quarter? Yeah, Same thing for now, like 15 minutes. And that'll be a $25. The 95 of the time. Always take the receipt because they 95 of the time, they don't work, and you got to take them back in any event. Let's see. We have a lot of interesting things happening. Got your mail coming in. Christy, I've got a question for you. Yeah, this computer in front.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I went out of town over the weekend. Thank you for asking.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

I said I went out of town over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

She had a big weekend in Baltimore. National Lacrosse hall of Fame.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huge weekend. How'd it go?

[Christy Lee]

It was awesome. It was a beautiful facility. An old bank. It used to be a bank. Now it's an event space in Baltimore downtown. And my friend Lee Felsmo, who I did the Major Indoor Lacrosse League and a couple of NCAA championships, was honored and it was really fun. We got to see a lot of people I haven't seen in 30 years.

[Tom Griswold]

That's cool.

[Christy Lee]

When I was just a baby. Yeah, it was really cool. Speaking of babies, congratulations.

[Bob Kevoian]

This, my computer has a thing on it that just at random goes into my photographic file.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can take that off, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Know, my photographic file.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I enjoy it. I love that movie. It's fun. Right now I'm looking at a baby picture of a baby.

[Christy Lee]

Which one is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it one of yours? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It's oddities are Heartfin or Sally. Are the odds on that one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we were before cell phones.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Digital. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

And you had a tiny mustache.

[Bob Kevoian]

And yours are deleted.

[Christy Lee]

And that fold had a hair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Sam likes to have pictures when he had that great pompadour.

[Tom Griswold]

What can I say? When I was a baby, I looked just like Keith Hernandez. It was weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I'm not kidding. I'm looking at this great picture and I don't know which one it is. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna put my money on. I bet you that's heart.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I mean, can you tell when they're really. When they're really, really little? Because you're. When they're really small, you're taking all these pictures of them and, you know, and then 10 years later, you look at it and go, wait a minute. Is that heart? Yes, Sally.

[Josh Arnold]

That is kind of the problem with the photos on the phone is you can't turn them over and write on the back.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is just the kind of genius thing, Josh. Now we're going to get a letter from someone there. It's undoubtedly. Well, you can always start for you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. That would be. Anyway, it's a great picture.

[Tom Griswold]

The biggest indicator. There's a way that you can see what year that photo was Taken. That's how we figure it out.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you do that?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we don't. We're not. We don't have time.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no way we have enough time to touch that right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Look at all these babies. They're so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

I said this on vacation. I was just being serious. But it is kind of funny. I just think once a week, you take Finn out for a coffee date, just 20 minutes. She just. You get to ask her anything you want about how your phone works. If you do that for three weeks, you and Finn will be closer and you'll annoy us so much less because you'll know how to use your phone.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good point.

[Tom Griswold]

She has it all figured out. You just gotta ask her.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what? I found out yesterday? Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

That you can switch to vibrate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your older sister Lucy called.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh. And I was polishing shoes, as I mentioned, so I set my phone on top of the washing machine, and I was. While she was. I was. Talked to her. I started to fold some laundry, and I took like, three steps to the side, and Lucy goes, oh, my God. Your phone follows you. Did you know that? I did not know that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you mean on face? You were doing a FaceTime?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, but I mean, it. She and I saw. So I looked at it, and I'd walk to the left and the camera follows you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty cool.

[Christy Lee]

That is cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's probably a setting I've never heard of.

[Christy Lee]

Well, no. You have a new phone, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's this iPhone 17.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's probably on the new one. They all do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who knows? But, I mean, that was kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Very fancy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So see, I learning Eve from all these girls.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

You ate that from all these girls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. No. Okay, well, we'll. We'll push on here. We have a lot to get to today. I know Chick is. That Chick is having a medical procedure today. Just a standard test, but he did take the time and trouble about an hour ago. He's up to send me the results of the shoeing of the week two and two. And then I said, well, perhaps you want to maybe double your bet tonight. Double shock it for the Houston Pittsburgh game. And I said, double shock tonight, question mark. And he went F. Yeah. So, ladies and gentlemen, if you're. If you're keeping. If you're keeping track, that is. That is important to know. Now a couple of other quick things coming up. Willie G sitting in at the Sports desk. Hey, Willie is by the way with Greg Hahn at the Caravan Louisville Comedy. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. The Creek clubhouse in Charlotte, North Carolina, will be housing Pat Godwin. Is that just one night? Yeah, one night. Comedy at the Creek, they call it. Is it Friday or Saturday? It's Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Very good. We're gonna hear some. A new song I understand from Patty G today. I'll give you a couple new ones.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, my old stomping grounds.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you might want to call. Do you have any brothers still living there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Call them and tell them they have to be on the lookout for loose monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they don't even know how many are loose. I love this one.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't know much about monkeys, but can they stand the cold weather?

[Josh Arnold]

Find a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Tiny little jackets.

[Bob Kevoian]

They will. We're going to find out about loose monkeys. And we have a dog. Do you know what the Astra Awards are?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. In fact, I know the story. I read about it yesterday and I was very pleased to see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Because this dog deserved it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I want to. I want to know more about dogs in the news. And we'll let you know. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Now that the holidays are over, you might be feeling like you've got a big spending hangover. The drinks, the holiday food, the gifts, it all adds up. Luckily, Mint Mobile is here to help you cut back on overspending on wireless this January. With 50% off unlimited premium wireless. Mint Mobile's end of year sale is still going on, but only until the end of this month.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is ready for stage crew this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right, all black that are a cat burglar thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. At the Silac Insurance Company, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Willie G. Across the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

At the prize pick sports desk, there's Ace Cosby. Howdy. Next to the prize pick sports desk, I am Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Remind her of that in love sunset vacation feeling with Stephen Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose exclusively and only at ihatestevensinger.com and there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, let's see.

[Christy Lee]

I had a cute jacket on, but somebody decided that they wanted the room warm for a change, so.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it is toasty and not too toasty. Have you guys. Are you guys comfortable?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of cozy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, it was freezing in here. And then Pat and I attacked the thermostat, get it going. And we found out that it would set on cool. The AC was on like 64. It was freezing in here, so we put a log on.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. I appreciate that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I just assumed you were wearing all black because your husband's favorite football team lost.

[Christy Lee]

Packers. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that because I was at an event and so I didn't find out till the next morning. So I was pretty like. Oh. And it was within like the last quarter or something.

[Tom Griswold]

It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was awesome. Didn't every game get decided in the last three minutes?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, on Saturday, that Bears packers game was so cool. It was such a blast to watch. We watched it after the show. Kevin Boseman, the headliner, he's a big Bears fan. Watching a comeback with a fan of that team is so exciting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that is, if I could interject here. I know Kevin Boseman. He's not just a fan. There is. There is not a sporting event he's ever watched. He didn't have money on.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a blast.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was just good for me as a. As a Colts fan as I had to watch my team just slowly fade and not be good this year. I thought we were gonna go to the super bowl this year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, everybody did.

[Tom Griswold]

It was just fun to have somebody be enjoying NFL football in front of me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have money on the weekend at all? Any. Any bets?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you know, we have to talk about that right now, guys. I don't know. Why can't we just have fun with.

[Greg Warren]

With our friends?

[Tom Griswold]

Why do we have to talk about everything in here? I might have had a small bet on the IU game. I think I had $9 on IU.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's pretty cool.

[Tom Griswold]

They won. That was a blast.

[Christy Lee]

They annihilated.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I had. I had five bucks on the Bears and a parlay. I wanted Loveland, their new tight end, to get a touchdown. It didn't happen. He got a two point conversion. That's a bummer, by the way. You bet in a touchdown and a guy scores a two point conversion. It looks just like a touchdown. Back of your head, you go, oh, no. That's A touchdown that's going to hit. It doesn't hit, folks. It does not hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe. Maybe you should call up and suggest that it should have.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, we'll be reviewing many things in the world of sports. We have to begin with the mail. You can reach us, Bob and tomobandtom.com. we would love to hear from you on any topic. Christy, do you have a letter over there?

[Christy Lee]

I certainly do. This is Barry from Northern Kentucky. First of all, Happy New Year. Secondly, last night I tried the Griswold Family Sock Challenge. I did fine with one leg, not so great on the other.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I tweaked my hamstring. My wife says it's my own damn fault.

[Josh Arnold]

But this is standing and putting your socks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why? I don't understand. This is.

[Christy Lee]

You have an uncanny ability to be able to do this. It's not normal, really. Especially. And no, take this. At our age, I'll even say our age, it's very. Balance goes away. It's hard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, do you have to sit down to put your socks on after back surgery? I did sit down on purpose on the side of the bed, and I've just kept doing it that way. Way. But I think I was standing. Will you sit down to put your shoes and socks?

[Josh Arnold]

And even as a kid, I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't something you stood to put on, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I used to. Now I do both. But when we talked about it last week, I was just like, yeah, no, I stand when I do it. And then over the weekend, I'd analyze.

[Josh Arnold]

It a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. I do it standing quite often. But if I have. If I have time. Like this morning, I didn't this morning I was in kind of a rush, so I had to kind of throw it on. But if I have time, yeah, I'm hanging out. I'm sitting down.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I drank, I used to lie on the floor and put my clothes on. Yeah. How about your underwear? Do you put that on standing up? Do you have to sit down for that, too? Standing up for the underwear?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, same.

[Christy Lee]

I'm fortunate enough that I'm limber that I could stand up and just put my socks on without having to bend my legs. You know what I mean? Just, like reach down on the floor and do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That I can't do. I can't reach that far down.

[Christy Lee]

Can you touch your toes?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, sure. Well, then you could do it limber up. Now, this is a reference to. This is From Williamsport, Pennsylvania. John, referencing the fact that I'm a big fan of the wiener mobile. Oh, yeah. And all those vehicles that look like. Look like a product we've since seen with the giant potato.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's all kinds of them. They're great. I just think that they're really fun. Mr. Peanut, he says, I'd like you to know I had the opportunity to drive the Pennsylvania state fair corn dog mobile. I had to pass because I can't drive a stick. Okay, very nice. You had me there for just a second. What is the. Can you drive a stick, Willie?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace, can you drive a stick?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I feel like you're about to judge me for not being able to drive a stick. And then you realize that you were really judging yourself because you should have taught me how to drive a stack.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we never. I didn't have. I. The last time I had a stick, I had a Datsun 280Z. Great car. Great car. But it was. And it was a five speed. Pat. You can drive a stick. I was raised on when my first car was a stick. Yeah, my VW Bug. Yeah, me too. I. My brother had one. That's how I learned. But what is the stat? Something like 7%.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know. It's low.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And we get those stories all the time of attempted carjackings. And they get in the car and it's a stick and they can't steal it.

[Christy Lee]

That's why if I had a car. Well, I have a car, but if I had a car like that, like a McLaren or something, that people had to know how to drive. And you go to valet. Don't valet park that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if there's a valet school where they teach people just how to drive all these fancy ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure hope there's proper training and everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

There isn't. Trust me.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the first day? All right, you're gonna steal gum, you're not telling anybody. Go to that center console, grab a piece. That's just for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Talk to Bob about valet parking.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. He lost a whole clutch, but that he had a manual at the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, he. Bob was valet parking at a big formal event.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the guys that had valet park took his very nice Porsche for a joyride and ground up the gears.

[Greg Warren]

Sure did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I. I don't valet park.

[Josh Arnold]

They took a star for a joyride.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Every time you go to valet, it is a 17 year old. They always look like the Kid from Ferris Bueller. Like, it is always just a little criminal out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I live around here is you'll have a place that has a gigantic parking lot and they'll have valet service. And it's like, well, I could valet it or I could drive it 50ft and park it myself. I just. I don't know. Yeah, then they always have the really fancy car. They leave it up front.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some guy drives a Ferrari and they.

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't go to those events. Well, you want to piss me off, invite me to a fancy event.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh, we should do a video called Josh Hates this Day. You have to go to a place. You have to get valid. There's Twitter influencers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my goodness. Now I have another letter. Oh, go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

This is nice for you, Tom. It's from Shane.

[Greg Warren]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

My extended family. I've been listening for close to 30 years and I just listened to Tom's interview with Gary Dick. He sounded normal. Tom was so right on how the world has changed since the beginning and he appreciated your interview.

[Bob Kevoian]

Since the begin of time.

[Christy Lee]

We've been doing this a long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did an interview with. With a guy named Gary Dick. And by the way, interesting, he spells Gary G E R R. Yes, he does. And I asked him if that was difficult in school. Did people always say Jerry? And he said, no, Dom. My last name is Dick. The Gary thing. The Gary thing wasn't that difficult. Yeah. That we put a link to that, I think, somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were just talking about. Talking about some of the old days and what was happening in the world of radio. We had a series last week, I want to say Monday was rectum day. Tuesday was the front Naughty on the ladies. And Wednesday was the penile implant. The thing was, it was about emergency rooms and things that were found stuck in various orifices, et cetera, et cetera. And it was based on a report.

[Christy Lee]

From U.S. product Consumer Product Safety Commission.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Got this very nice letter. Dear Bob and Tom Show. You were discussing strange objects found inside the rectum. I was at a golf outing and I got paired with an ER doctor. Of course, the first question was, anyone ever come in with something stuck in the prison wallet? His response, every single shift. Now, I don't live in a large metro area. I live in a small city in southwest Missouri. So if it's happening here, it must be happening everywhere. So keep this in mind the next time you're in the ER waiting room. In all likelihood, someone in that room has something lodged somewhere that it shouldn't be. By the way, I asked the doctor what's the strangest thing he ever retrieved. He said it was a can of glade air freshener. Oh, man. Anyone want to cite the irony in having glade air freshener up here? Hey, how did you retrieve it? He said by hand. I was in there practically up to my elbow. This guy was six two, two, six.

[Josh Arnold]

Good Lord.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Thank you for going to the time in trouble, Carl, for. Right. The Bob and Tom show that probably we can maybe close the case on things that have been found in various. Various orifices. A dear Bob and Tom show. I heard Tom saying he hates Roman numerals on clocks. I hate Roman numerals on anything. I find them super annoying. I don't want to have to do extra math.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't really see him a lot, though. You see them. You see them in clocks. You see them at the super bowl once a year. I don't really think about Roman numerals enough to hate them or really have any opinion on them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would think Roman numeral. I think the Super Bowl's the most common.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which one is it this year?

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's the thing is I have no idea what super bowl it ever is because of the Roman numerals.

[Bob Kevoian]

A few years ago it was L, which is. That's 50. Okay. But yeah, I specifically dislike Roman numerals on watches. But. So anyway, back to our letter from Dan in Columbus, Ohio. I have a Roman numeral clock in my house. Everyone here hates it. So as a joke, I turned it upside down to see if anyone will notice. Makes sense. Would you notice IVV I.

[Christy Lee]

At some point? I think you would go that way. It looks kind of weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you probably pick up on that. It looks a little. Two letters on the same topic. Saquon. Barkley. Yeah, yeah, that every time they watch and the announcers mentioned, say, Quan Barkley. They say Quan Barkley. Barkley. Thank you very much, Chick Magee. Once again, chicks having a medical test today. We expect full results published tomorrow.

[Christy Lee]

I hope he gets an A. Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think it's one of the cool ones. Is it where you get to get the Twitters at the Twilight Zone? Sleep thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, it's not that. It's the opposite of that, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

It's got to work for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out. Do you have another letter, Christy, or. We don't.

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I can't read that one.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I do. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This is from. Okie. Listener must live in Oklahoma. Sorry to bother y' all at work, but we have got to have more Alien on Earth segments. They are hilarious. I know you have a ton of material. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Got it.

[Josh Arnold]

The theory being that Tom is really an alien trying to fit in here on Earth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I'm doing my best. I love doing my best. Now, Pat, you said you have some new songs? Yes, sir. Okay. Do you want to give us a preview of what's coming so we can come back with a song? Well, we have that lovely Melinda Gates story where she was. She's given away 9 billion, I think.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of money.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of her favorite. But charities.

[Josh Arnold]

Bill's going, how about Back to Me?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's part of a divorce settlement.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, they've been divorced for quite some time, but apparently there was a multi billion dollar payment made.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And they split it up. And we'll have that for you coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

What charity gets nine billion? Don't they just go, well, it's cured.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nine.

[Josh Arnold]

It's cured. Just cured. Whatever, whatever it is we do here, that issue is no longer a thing. You just gave us $9 billion.

[Greg Warren]

And also.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You give them that much money now, the charity is going to cease to exist. The problem's gone. So now all those people lost their jobs, which she's really ruining nonprofits across this country by giving them so much money.

[Christy Lee]

You imagine being on her foundation and having to go, everybody must ask them for money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everybody. It's tough.

[Christy Lee]

If you ever have to sit through that and try to decide who gets the money and who doesn't, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know the story. A friend of mine, kind of out of nowhere was given the task of spreading out several million dollars.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the story? Yes. He didn't. It was someone he, he barely knew, but that he was a trusted person and a good person. So when this gentleman died, he got a phone call going, by the way, you've got to distribute these millions of dollars. So you want to make, you want to make sure you give it to valid.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

But more than a couple of the places he called when he said, by the way, I'm representing, blah, blah, blah, we're interested in giving you money. Several of them didn't call back.

[Christy Lee]

They probably thought it was a scam. Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But I mean, nobody does.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he's very legitimate. Yeah. So. Yeah. But giving away a lot of money, like that's tricky. Sure. You're giving it to people that are doing the right thing. So, anyway, but it is a. There's an interesting news story about it regarding the. The divorce of Bill Gates. So if you think your divorce was tough, and it was, but not that.

[Christy Lee]

Tough, to get a billion dollars away.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'Ll have to suffer with other, what, 50 billion that he's got. He'll probably be okay. Now, what else is coming up in the news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have Buddhist monks and dogs in the news. We have a guy charged with digging up skulls. We have. Oh, we have a sad news story out of the world of rock and roll over the weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, we'll get to all those things coming up. Right now, I want to rescue your coffee room, the break room. We call it the green room here at the Bob and Tom Show. Our break room is sponsored by and features the official beverage service of Java House. Java House, the official beverages of the Bob and Tom Show. And I say beverages because obviously Java House, it all starts with the coffee, but it gets a lot more deep, if you will. Lattes, espresso, hot cocoa, energy drinks, hydration drinks, hot and cold tea, iced tea, hot tea, et cetera, et cetera. It's all from Java House. And it doesn't involve a complicated contraption. Java House, you just take the pod, you peel off the top, pour it in, and voila, you've got your beverages. Visit javahouse.com for all the information. Once again, a variety of peel and pour pods, we like to call them. And once again, coffee, tea, a variety of fancy coffees, espresso, etc. Etc. And just peel and pour. I'm a big fan also of the hydration drinks. In fact, I've just run out of the blue ones.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Arctic freeze.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've got to get another box.

[Christy Lee]

I like the orange ones, but they're all good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I prefer the blue. I feel the same way about my windshield washer fluid.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Hang out.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I sure am.

[Josh Arnold]

And I have two boobs and one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I went on a trip this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Matt Godwin, Willie G at the prize pick sports desk. Ace Cosby across the way. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold of the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom. Tom, once again, none of us won a Golden Globe last night.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

At least I think I didn't watch. I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you didn't win. I was pleased that Nikki Glazer was the host, but I did not watch.

[Christy Lee]

So I, I watched to about, about a first hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you do a monologue?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she did real well.

[Christy Lee]

My favorite, my favorite joke was that Leonardo DiCaprio joke. She said something, you know, she made a joke about him having a young girlfriend and she goes, oh, I'm sorry, that was, you know, easy. I know, I'm paraphrasing. She goes, but there's no information out Nobody knows anything about you except that. And then she said, the last article, the interview that I could find was in Teen Beat. And she said, I hope your favorite food is still pasta, pasta, pasta.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, I got a letter here. It's an inquiry for Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, any update on when your dry bar comedy special will air? Yeah, they're doing a live stream. February 12th, 21st. Which would they. They play it and they. They all. They want you to comment on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool. And then it's on.

[Tom Griswold]

That's on after that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, February 20th.

[Josh Arnold]

And do you watch? You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

They can ask you questions during it as well. Or do you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. They can just ask questions of the person that. That's running it. Running.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Running my special. Yeah. February 21st is a Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

You know what time?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's 8:00pm oh, cool. Well, that will have to remind everybody of that. In any event, this is from Dan in Kentucky and he said, I have a wife that hates blue comedy. So she does enjoy the dry bar. Sure. Totally clean. Yeah. And it's the old Pat Godwin. I am heavier. Yeah, it's a tough watch for me. I mean, you've lost like 50 pounds. Yeah, I gained all this weight for.

[Tom Griswold]

A movie I wanted to watch from the act.

[Josh Arnold]

And you can hear that joke in others.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little teaser that's actually on the special. Is it because you can't do that joke anymore.

[Greg Warren]

Anymore?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I can't. You couldn't either. You can't make fat jokes. You were plump yourself so. Well, there goes six seconds of your act. We'll keep tabs on that. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is Ben. I live in Dayton, Ohio. I enjoyed your sock program.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody's in. I don't know why your socks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know why this is such a big deal. I also stand when I put my socks on, I look like a flamingo. Putting on one sock at a time.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good thing to be able to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. But I have. I had a morning ritual. I have everything all laid out ready to go. So I. So I. I like to. I have to be dressed by a certain time, so I'm getting my car to hear a certain news chunk that I need to listen to on the way in. So I've got it all timed out of the hour. If anything goes wrong. No, actually, I've got to be in the car at 25. Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

They.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they run 25 of 4. I'm in my car and if I'm not. I'm very upset, but we'll push on. Now, we have Willie G. Sitting in at the sports desk now. Big weekend. Chick McGee was two for two in the shoe. He's double doubling his bet for this evening.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I know. I don't think he is.

[Christy Lee]

He's not gonna do that.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he said FU when you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, he said fy. The Y stood for yeah. No, I don't think so.

[Tom Griswold]

It's insane. You are not. You should be the White House press secretary. The way that you spin stuff into your favor.

[Bob Kevoian]

He said F. Yeah, I don't know about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right here.

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'll show you.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, did he. Are you.

[Bob Kevoian]

He texted me.

[Josh Arnold]

So he didn't text fy. He texted F. Yeah, he tested the actual F word. And. Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah. Okay. He. He got.

[Josh Arnold]

Talking to my mom.

[Bob Kevoian]

He got two for two.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a book with an unreliable narrator. And in the third chapter, you figure out that no one's who they said they were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

It's talking to a madman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I love the unreliable narrator. Turns out he did it. Okay, let's move forward here. Willie, what do you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Brock Purdy, Christian McCaffrey and the 49ers eliminated the defending super bowl championship Eagles. Patriots dominated the Chargers and Josh Allen willed the Bills past the Jaguars. San Francisco, New England and Buffalo join the Chicago Bears and Los Angeles Rams in advancing to the divisional round of the NFL playoffs. With victories in the wild card. The number six 49ers will face the Seahawks next Sunday. The Bills will visit the Broncos also on Saturday. On Sunday, the number two seed Bears will host the number five seed Rams. And the Patriots will be home against the winner of Monday night's game between the Texans and the Steelers, which apparently Chick McGee is double shocking.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know what his pick is?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. Yeah, give me just a second. He says It's. It's Houston -3 at Pittsburgh. Let's see. In his note, he doesn't say which one he picked.

[Tom Griswold]

If he said Houston minus three, he's picking Houston.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Yeah, I'll double check it. I've got it written down, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll see what happens. I. I don't want Houston to win because they're in the Colts division. This is why I wouldn't be on espn, because this is just weird. Now I'm just talking about what I want, and no one wants to Hear about that. So sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

But I love.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the sports cast.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I love that in an announcer.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I love the homer when you. That's why sometimes I'll. I'll listen to the radio station of the home team. Because you just. I just. It's more fun to me to do it that way. Yeah, they're biased and passionate. I was walking the dogs and I popped on the NFL app to listen to one of the games and I don't know which audio stream I was getting. And I am not kidding. One of the announcers said, well, what they're trying to do here is put points on the board so they can win the game. You just want to call up and go, really? So they get. They win the game by putting points on the board. I thought it was based on how they shave their balls. Of course they want to put points on the board, you idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

Long game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I get it. So you're talking. You're talking filler.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not. I am not overstating it.

[Christy Lee]

I believe you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Literally is what the guy said. I got to put points on the board in order to win the game. No kidding. I thought it was based on the cheerleader's breast size.

[Christy Lee]

All this time, Chick did take Houston minus three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I double checked his Instagram and I.

[Bob Kevoian]

I desperately want Pittsburgh to win.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

You're an Aaron Rodgers fan?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, let's hear it for the old guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It is pretty cool. He doesn't wear the cheat sheet everyone wears on their wrist. He doesn't need one of those. He just goes out there and he just knows everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Really.

[Tom Griswold]

So true. He's like a kid where you go to the study guide, you go to the final, and the teacher goes. Everyone gets to bring in one sheet with all the formulas. You can make it just one sheet. He shows up, doesn't even bring the sheet. And I think that makes him a nerd and a show off and a loser. Yeah. Oh, that's what you would do.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, you can check your notes during this test. No, thanks. Oh, yeah, I would flunk.

[Tom Griswold]

My gosh. Is there anything better than a confident idiot? Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys said notes. You're allowed to take notes. And so.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude. Very rarely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was gonna say wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, not in our day.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be in, like a science class. You could have a few formulas if you needed them, stuff like that. And then once you gave you the graphing calculator, you could cheat for every test because you could put in little pages. You could hide them in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was great. I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

At what level is electronics allowed during an NFL game for the players?

[Tom Griswold]

They have the sponsored Microsoft Surface.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, can they talk to the quarterback and they tell them stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

The offensive coordinator can and the head coach can. I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

So why couldn't they. The wrist thing.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couldn't they. In theory, because you could. You can have a screen that's flexible.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they could make a flexible screen that would go around your wrist where they could just enter stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure that as soon as there's a lithium battery that won't explode on Drake Mays wrist.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They will put that there and it will be sponsored.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, they could do it now for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he brings up a good point. Take a wrong hit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's not a game for pussies. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. You don't want to. You want to. Don't want your arm blown off. Don't wear the silly little.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a lithium battery in the. Yike.

[Josh Arnold]

Tough it out.

[Tom Griswold]

And that is the NFL's new slogan. NFL, it's not a game for all.

[Christy Lee]

Right. You of all people, I think would be a fan of the cheat sheet on the wrist. It's old school.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just, I'm wondering if it would be legal because there's. They absolutely would have a technology where that would work.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'd be pretty cool. And that as Willie points out, brought to you by Microsoft. Coming up, we have Bill Gates news of all things we have on the loose in St. Louis. A bunch of monkeys. We'll find out about that from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, thanks for being here. We're the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lees at the Sidelife Insurance Company news desk. Hey, Joshi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh, that looks good.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I love them.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Willie G at the prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, good morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And Tom, I know you had a terrific, productive weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was great.

[Josh Arnold]

And we're all very proud of you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I got a lot done at my house.

[Josh Arnold]

Feels good, doesn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know that little checklist. No, mate, no major accidents. One hole in my hand from the pincher things on my ladder.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have all your Christmas stuff down and put away?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that reminds me. What? I have an outdoor fireplace.

[Josh Arnold]

Very cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, it's the best. And they had taken a bunch of the Christmas stuff that was a real, you know, whatever it is, holly, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

That, you know, like the garland ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, all that green stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was shoved into the outdoor fireplace like that stuff up. Let me tell you something.

[Greg Warren]

Something.

[Josh Arnold]

Incendiary.

[Bob Kevoian]

I may never get a real Christmas tree again because this stuff went up. It was like it was coated in gasoline.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it was. I put a bunch of. I put a couple of real logs on top of it to see if it might. If that would start them. Believe me, it start. It was incredible. It was an inferno. So lesson learned.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if anybody else does this. I took all the Christmas stuff and put it away, but left the tree up for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nothing on it. And just left the lights on because they're so.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're so nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

But Andy did finally put it away this weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

But my neighborhood still about three or four houses still have their lights on. And of course, we all have those garbage cans still sitting in front of our house that Republic Services hasn't picked. Start decorating yeah, it's becoming red. Ridiculous. They've been out there since Thanksgiving. Pick them up, please. Now. A couple.

[Tom Griswold]

You know this show isn't just a vehicle for you to get your problems dealt with, right? You can't just tell people, pick the trash cans. You call somebody on your phone. Don't do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we did call them. After being on hold for 30 seconds. 30 minutes. Rather gave up. A couple quick things. We were talking about the IU game on Friday evening, right? It was the. Technically, the Chick Fil A bowl. So I.

[Josh Arnold]

What I want.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it was. And it was played at an incredible. That stadium in.

[Christy Lee]

Mercedes Benz Stadium in.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Atlanta. Just looks beautiful from the air. All those great shots. I was wondering if they actually serve Chick Fil A at the venue.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah, they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not only. Yeah, so I just looked this up. They do have a Chick Fil A, but on game day, if it's a Sunday, it's closed.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Oh, and Chick Fil a is closed at the airports on Sunday, too. And if you go to the airport, there's Chick Fil a lot of the games.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'd get a dispensation from the Pope. Isn't he in charge of that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. By the way, did you see all the coverage that the reason the Bears won was because of the Pope?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had some Bears fans. I guess the Pope was doing some kind of a showing of some sort. They're holding up like a bear's jersey and he. I guess he hit it with the holy water or something, I don't know. But they won. So anyway. So there is no Chick Fil A on Sunday, even at the stadium.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's a shame. It's a very fine product.

[Christy Lee]

Andy said that the food at the venue was A, amazing, and B, very reasonably priced at the Mercedes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are they. Is it called the Mercedes stadium or. It's the Mercedes rule Stadium, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes, yes. They love the actress from the Fisher.

[Christy Lee]

Mercedes Benz Stadium.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Her Mercedes rules.

[Bob Kevoian]

She hasn't been around in a while, has she?

[Tom Griswold]

I told you about when I went to a Pacers game for the playoffs. I got me and my friend just a drink. We both got a cocktail, we both got a double. And it was so expensive. My bank app said, hey, do you want to pay this off overtime? It's not even a joke. It was $125 for two doubles in a tip.

[Christy Lee]

What? Can't you do that with door dash? Now you can, like, pay. Yes, yes, you can. Pay installments on your doordash.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is depressing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like a mortgage for a burrito. It's insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to hear this.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazon too right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh put on. I'm sorry. Josh pointed out something really interesting that I often do. I had noticed I didn't get to watch much tv and I over the weekend because I was doing all my little chores. But I did attempt to watch the first episode of the new season of the Pit show. I enjoyed very much. Noah Wiley's the producer and one of the actors. He's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

He won a Golden Globe last night for his role and the Pit one as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good. And in any event, so I'm watching the very first episode. This isn't giving anything away if you've never. It's is. The show is about an emergency room, and each season will be one day. So I'm watching the beginning.

[Tom Griswold]

One hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Each episode is an hour. The whole season is one.

[Tom Griswold]

You're right. I shouldn't have corrected you there.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Josh pointed this out. I had noticed that. I thought, no one's gonna notice this.

[Josh Arnold]

But.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the. He's the head of the error, and he's. He's driving into the hospital in Pittsburgh, and it's a great scene. You're seeing the river and everything. He's on a motorcycle, no helmet. Yeah, you'd think that.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's not like this. It was a character choice that this guy's a reckless doc. You know, there's some irony.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's like a reckless doctor, and he's. And, boy, I almost turned it off immediately.

[Bob Kevoian]

But as he's walking in, though, he's got a helmet dangling from his backpack. But still, I didn't notice that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I just thought, I know some ER docs. That doesn't surprise me. They would ride without a helmet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, my Pat and I have an ER doc buddy, and he literally had a book of photographs he would show people that didn't wear helmets and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would never not wear a helmet.

[Bob Kevoian]

But. Yeah. Hey, I just thought it was. Maybe they're trying to say, because the guy's. He's going on some kind of a journey after the day at work and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I think they wanted Noah Wiley's face. I think they said, we have to let the audience know that this is the main guy and he's handsome. You don't cut ways to do that.

[Christy Lee]

Very handsome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Because it could have been, oh, this guy's driving recklessly. Maybe he's Gonna end up in the er and then he pulls in. Oh, look, it's the doctor the whole time. It could've been like a fun reveal, right?

[Josh Arnold]

But it wasn't character based at all. It was purely because they didn't want to hide his face.

[Tom Griswold]

And then because it was like, hey, by the way, the sun looks beautiful rising over the river and Noah Wiley looks beautiful on that bike. So let's show him.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's a great show and the. The cast is terrific. I fell asleep, though, so I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, so you didn't get to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I watched the first five minutes and then I. I'm. I'm gonna have to go back. Kelly watched the whole thing, so I got.

[Christy Lee]

I know you guys. There's a show that you should watch called Famous Last Words. Have you heard about this?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Famous Last Words with Jane Goodall. And it was recorded a month before she passed away. It's on Netflix. 51 minutes of your time. It is amazing. Brad.

[Josh Arnold]

She's the monkey lady.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she's the monkey lady. Brad Folken, Check did that. And it's just her and him. They do an interview and he tells her that there's nothing. No, that none of this will air until after she's died. After she's dead. And it's pretty. It's pretty touching. It's pretty amazing. I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

She said. He said, I hope you die before the network ratings sweep.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, she died a month later. It was kind of weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

Speaking of sad news, in the world of rock and roll, one of the greats, Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead died over the weekend, incredibly sad.

[Christy Lee]

At the age of 78. Apparently he had underlying lung issues.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he did a. If you go online, you can find. We talked about that concert in the park in San Francisco this summer, and they did a Dead and Company thing. And you can tell he's kind of a little bit under the weather. I believe he'd been diagnosed with cancer and started some treatment, but apparently he licked that. But he did have a lung issue. So very sad.

[Christy Lee]

He joined the Grateful Dead, originally the warlocks, back in 1965 in San Francisco at the age of just 17. He would spend the next 30 years playing on endless tours with the Dead, alongside, of course, Jerry Garcia, who died in 95. He co wrote and sang lead vocals on Dead classics including Sugar Magnolia, One More Saturday Night, and Mexicali Blues.

[Bob Kevoian]

Playing in the band, one of the great live recordings of the Dead. Yeah, he pretty much lived for music. He had about five different side bands. Rat Dog. All kinds of other projects that he was doing. He was always on the road, always playing.

[Josh Arnold]

By all accounts, a very sweet man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Supposed to be the nicest guy in rock and roll.

[Christy Lee]

Have you met him? I've never.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I've spoken to him, but never met him. But it's a real sad. Just a. The only left Billy Kreitzman.

[Christy Lee]

But he's the drummer.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Mickey Hart, or they're both drummers. And Billy's actually retired, so I don't think there'll be any more Dead and Company stuff. But the one that, but the reference, the park reference that I made. I believe John Mayer is in that band, so he's obviously terrific player. But yeah, super sad news from the world of. From the world of the dead. Now coming up, what have you got you some pleasant happy news.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We have Bill Gates given Melinda a lot of money. We love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta love that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I gotta love that.

[Jess Hooker]

But it's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you ever kill? You're that rich?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she's, she has a foundation. She's very, very, very wisely giving the money away.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just saying, before even the divorce, if things aren't going right, you have her kill.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's not Epstein. Although maybe those pictures of him with Epstein are what got this whole thing started.

[Christy Lee]

That's the rumor.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I will not have you besmirch the name of Jeffrey Epstein by saying he was a murderer.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen, he was a lot of things.

[Bob Kevoian]

He didn't kill him. He just ruined their lives. Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't even kill himself.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. I, I, I would actually, I would actually agree with that. How convenient that the videotape gets cut there. Now let's see when we're Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. When's Valentine's Day?

[Christy Lee]

February 14th.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

So every year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so we're just about a month away, so it's time to act. Christy, help me here. Steven Singer. Jules. What's he got going?

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you very much, Stephen. And people collect them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

So get the new one and order now because they have a way to run out. They have a tendency to run out because as Valentine's Day approaches. So you can get this done today and take that off your check list coming up. Also, we have monkeys on the loose in. In Josh's hometown. We have.

[Josh Arnold]

How did this happen? I can't wait to hear this.

[Bob Kevoian]

No one knows. I don't know. That's the weird thing. They don't know. So Fallon park, you know where that is, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. Are you weird? Are you worried one of your brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Or nieces is to blame?

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubt. This is the second.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the second weird. Let's see. Pot of whales, I guess. Barrel of monkeys.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure how they measure them, but this is the second one there's in the last two months. Remember?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we had the big one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was what, in Louisiana or Mississippi? Now the weird thing about this is they don't know where they came from. So we'll. We'll be checking in with the monkey world. Do you have a song about that, Pat? I can have one by then. Yeah. Okay, good. We'll put it off for a half an hour so you get that done. Also, a dog winning the Astra Award. Ruh roh. That's the Astro Award, you idiot. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Looking for the ultimate game night? Chumba Casino brings all the fun and excitement of a night out straight to your screen whenever you want it. Play hundreds of thrilling games instantly. No downloads, no delays, just launch from your browser and dive right in. From spinning slots and playing blackjack to instant scratch tile cards or joining live social tables, bear there's always something new to explore. Signing up takes just seconds and you'll unlock a free welcome bonus, plus daily login bonuses to keep the fun going. Every time you play, play for pure entertainment or for a chance to score some serious prizes anytime, anywhere. And here's the best part. No purchase required to join or play. So what are you waiting for? Make tonight one to remember, head to chumbacasino.com and bring bring the fun home. Let's Chumba. Sponsored by VGW Group. No purchase necessary. See [e-mail] must be over 21 and present in a state where it's legal to play.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Kristi Lees at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Next to her is Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

And next to him is Jess Hooker. Hi, Willie G. At the Prize pick sports desk today.

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[Josh Arnold]

All right, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold of the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tommy Boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, since this won't work as a joke, I'm going to turn it into a quiz.

[Josh Arnold]

I should remember this for my act.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's good. This is for Ms. Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you aware of who Brock Purdy is?

[Jess Hooker]

Brock Purdy.

[Tom Griswold]

You know him? You've heard about him?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, He's a football player.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nailed it.

[Jess Hooker]

Perfect 49ers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good. And he did well?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, well enough to beat the defending super bowl champs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. So he was in the news yesterday afternoon, do you suppose, because once on the field, as you know, these, these men tend to. What's the word I'm looking for? Trash talk one another.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, if someone on the opposing, say one of the. One of the defense people wanted to, you know, come in and crush him and sack him, whatever, do you suppose if he did once he had him on the ground, do you think he would say, hey, you got a pretty mouth. Now if he did that, what would he do? Like I said, I fully understand, not necessarily a funny joke, but as part of a quiz kind of smiler.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

If, if one of the, say yesterday one of the Philadelphia Eagles defenseman had sacked him and said you got a pretty mouth, what would he be referencing? You got this.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. It's the banjo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it. You're getting warm. A blank from evil.

[Christy Lee]

Deliverance.

[Jess Hooker]

Deliverance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Deliverance, yes. Great movie.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think any of those kids would know that movie. Yeah, those are all kids on the football field. Yeah. They don't know that. I don't think they know.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I. If I were their coach, as a motivating thing, I would show them Hoosiers followed by Deliverance. Yeah, great. Great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought a quiz maybe it was going to be, he's Mr. Irrelevant. He was the final draft pick. He came in as a backup with Iowa State, with Tyrese Halliburton.

[Jess Hooker]

Something with facts.

[Tom Griswold]

These are all regular quizzical things. Not, hey, let's reference movie from the 70s SA in a movie from the 70s.

[Bob Kevoian]

But again, Willie, wouldn't you say that the fact that the Purdy joke would have failed on its own? This way we were able to squeeze.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, at least you are learning. You know, you're practicing.

[Christy Lee]

So Deliverance. Burt Reynolds was in that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Correct. And he should have gotten the Academy. He's great in it. John Voight.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait, real quick. I didn't mention this. When we were in Colorado, we were talking about watching Paddington one night, and he goes, and by the way, Hugh Jackman should have got. Not even the nomination. He should have won Best Actress.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, no. Hugh Grant.

[Tom Griswold]

Hugh Grant. Okay, you know what? That's not the most important detail, though. You thought that a guy from Paddington, just because it was the wrong 4 inch, he's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just like my son, makes an incredible mistake and then somehow tries to make it go over this way so that you think it's still correct.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Annoying, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Both of you?

[Tom Griswold]

And Joshi, I learned from the best.

[Christy Lee]

I stumbled upon the Longest Jar, the Adam Sandler version, over the weekend. And I was shocked that at one point the television announcer was Lauren Sanchez, who is now Ms. Bezos. I was like, oh, my gosh. It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe that's where he got the hots for.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. Maybe he saw her in the movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, but in any event. Yeah. Deliverance, if you get a chance. It's a terrific movie.

[Josh Arnold]

And Jeff Bezos can see a woman on TV and just go, her. Bring her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have her washed and brought to my tent.

[Tom Griswold]

Prince Harry did the same thing. He watched Horrible Bosses and go, yeah, that delivery lady, she's gonna be the new queen. I'm getting her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow, man. But yeah, Hugh Grant in Paddington 2 is as funny as anyone. That's such a great movie.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that I got the actor wrong because that wasn't the thing. It's that you thought that a guy in Paddington should have won an Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a great movie. You know, he is great in that movie, though. It's so funny. He wasn't even nominated.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're right. He didn't even come close to. Oh, I'm sure they gave it to some, you know, know, crappy movie about being poor and suffering.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You love when people are pouring stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just don't wanna. I don't wanna have to watch him.

[Tom Griswold]

He wants to benefit from it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now look at it. I got a letter here. That's. That's kind of important. I'm. I'm trying to figure out how to operate the calendar on this thing. Okay, here we go. Wait a minute. That's my appointment with the doctor in November. Here we go. I got it. I got. I'm on 20. 20, 26. Now. I was asking Mr. Godwin when his. His dry bar special will air. February 21st. So that is a Saturday. Saturday. And then we got this letter. February 14th, which is Valentine's Day, is also a Saturday. If you take 21 and subtract 7. Which means.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hear me out here. I'm making an important point, which means.

[Christy Lee]

You better make a dinner reservation today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, you're gonna thank me.

[Tom Griswold]

Wasn't it on a Saturday last year, too? Or a Friday?

[Jess Hooker]

Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's always impossible, but now it's really impossible. So if you've got a favorite restaurant, you want to do something romantic, first of all, get some nice diamond earrings for your sweetie from stephen [e-mail] and get your reservations. Now, you will thank me and you're welcome. Now back to sports. Have we missed anything?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think that's all the sports we have, to be honest. I mean, if you want to get into the nitty gritty of NFL stuff, if you want to talk about a Trevor Lawrence can't put up playoff numbers consistently. We can do that, but I think it's going to be a little boring in here.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Are there any world records?

[Tom Griswold]

There's no world records.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't have a world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

They got to have a dumb world record. Find one.

[Christy Lee]

Find one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got one somewhere here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I have. But, yeah, if you want to talk about LSU gymnastics, I got a story, baby.

[Christy Lee]

But did you watch any of that? I watched that, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not.

[Christy Lee]

4:00 clock on Saturday. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

I watched the hockey game before it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We were talking a lot about it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. LSU and ucl. I mean, it was a great gymnastics meet, really. Childs is competing. Can you imagine being a collegiate gymnast and having to go against an Olympian?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I mean, no, I couldn't. I have no interest in that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have a problem with these Olympians and women's sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is that. I can never remember. Is gymnastics part of the Winter Games or the Summer Games?

[Christy Lee]

Summer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Summer.

[Josh Arnold]

This was just a different event. This was a different.

[Christy Lee]

It was a collegiate meet.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Like I was on tv. I mean, my God.

[Greg Warren]

After my.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you out of Andy Griffiths?

[Bob Kevoian]

That was awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

That is interesting, because these collegiate athletes, they are Olympians. After Michael Phelps became Michael Phelps, he had to go swim against guys just like at a Big Ten tournament. Some kid from Michigan State had to get smoked by the most famous swimmer in the world.

[Christy Lee]

You've worked your whole life to make a college gymnastics team and. Yeah, well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we're getting ready for skiing, which I'm psyched about.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of ice skating over the weekend. Did you watch any? There was that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't. The only TV I watched was getting.

[Christy Lee]

Ready for Winter Games, A little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of football in five minutes of the Pit, and fell asleep. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it was a very productive week. Didn't. Didn't watch a lot of tv. Pat, you said you have a song for us? I do indeed. Yeah. What is the topic? It's the Bill Gates divorce. Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I just had that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we got the loose monkeys. The Bill Gates.

[Christy Lee]

Bill Gates made a record $7.88 billion donation to Melinda French Gates's foundation as part of their divorce settlement.

[Josh Arnold]

Why would he do this?

[Christy Lee]

According to Forbes, the donation is part of a previously promised 12 and a half billion that Ms. French Gates said would be dispersed thanks to her agreement with Bill. If an increased Pivotal philanthropy's foundation's assets by more than 1000%. She said the 12 and a half billion would be used on behalf of women families.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that shut you up. I'll lose my number.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. But that's. He's worth more than a hundred billion. Yeah, but still, that's pretty serious. And she's. And she's. Then she is giving the money away. But, you know, it's like some guy listening right now is pissed because he lost the couch. Yeah, no kidding. He lost the couch and the divorce. I did. I did see a thing that this. There was a thing about dogs and cats and divorce and how incredibly serious this has become among divorce attorneys.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh. Having Custody of your.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And they're writing it into prenups.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but think about that. When you name your dog. Think about how the name is going to look in a court document. You go, fluffy or artichoke or something too silly. You have to think about that. How a jury of your peers will evaluate you and how you name your dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, I just. You just reminded me of something. Willie, you really weren't. Did you know my Aunt Flo much? I mean, you were so little.

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen her around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I played badminton with her one time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's not about right. Yeah, that is right. Yes. She would set that up at the cottage. But the larger point here is she had fluff. The cat.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which was the cat that I brought back from Italy. That had been my sister's, by the way. Good morning, Jan. Hope you're listening.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I'm against book burning, but if you ever write a memoir.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T need to read it. You've heard it all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't be so pretentious. Say, mem. Memoir. But I just. When Willie said fluff, because it was fluff and puff for the cats, and my aunt had fluff. But she would always. And I did. This didn't dawn on me until recently. She would always go, well, how's my little fluffer?

[Josh Arnold]

And, yeah, why would she know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Why? And I didn't know because I'm not an expert on porno. But just when you said that, I thought, God, I wonder if anyone ever heard her say, oh, how's my little fluffer? And they're thinking, jesus, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. And do they have fluffers and gay films for lesbians?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there an equivalency? They're probably called something different.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Girls are different. Just, like, give them, like, a horny audiobook.

[Greg Warren]

They'll be great.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll be ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Christie, now that you've done the story about Mr. Gates.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's given a ton of money to his ex wife. Wife? Didn't they get divorced years ago?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they did. But maybe. Maybe he needed a payment plan.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's on payments.

[Josh Arnold]

He could have had her. I mean, he not only could, he had enough money to hire assassin. The best assassin. Like, no way will they find her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a trace of this guy. Wouldn't it be great if there'd be, like, this picture of Bill Gates and Melinda, and he's got this smile on his face, holding one of those giant checks.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, would you like to do your song now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, since their divorce, I've been reaching out to Melinda.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They say lead with your talent. So I wrote her a song.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's a tribute to the Allman brothers. So you know who my audience is. Of course. Tom Griswold. Here we go. Marriages.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Seem to come and go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I love you, Mrs. Gates. It's not your money, heavens know.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's your causes. I admire you for.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, save the something and save the something more.

[Bob Kevoian]

No need for a prenup.

[Tom Griswold]

Marry me oh, my sweet Melinda O Melinda.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, my sweet Melinda.

[Tom Griswold]

Open up your wallet and help pour me yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because after all my garnishes, I basically work for free.

[Tom Griswold]

No need for a background check.

[Bob Kevoian]

Marry me oh, my sweet Melinda.

[Greg Warren]

Very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Tribute to Greg Allman.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, was that a solo project?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a solo?

[Christy Lee]

Somewhere in the back of my head. She got married and divorced again, didn't she?

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I thought maybe I. I feel I.

[Josh Arnold]

Should warn anybody who's ever gonna marry me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If I have more than 50,000 in my savings account, there is no divorce. You're dead. If things aren't working out, you're gone.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not.

[Christy Lee]

I was wrong. I was thinking of someone else. It wasn't her. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have time?

[Christy Lee]

Still single. There you go. You got a shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

She have time for a great Greg Allman story? Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Is this where you had to pee with him? Is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no, that's a good one. No, this is a better one. All right. One of those record company radio things. They would. They would usually. They'd usually be whatever in Vegas or Atlanta or something. And you'd go to these things and back in the day, there'd be a bunch of record company guys and occasionally there'd be musicians walking around. I had a chance at one of them to see in a theater with maybe 50 people, a half empty theater that there was like a little sign of lobby Garth Brooks. And it was. It was unbelievably cool. Garth walks out. Hey, everybody, there's 50 people sitting in there. And he starts playing James Taylor song. It was amazing. Anyway, at these things, that. That would be a very common. There'd be whatever, 500 people from the business there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And at this one in Vegas, they had a thing saying, greg Almond's gonna be in suite whatever 42. And it was way up high in this building. And so the suite was packed and it was Back in the day. So it's full of smoke. And then, you know, there are all these guys named Morty. These dickheads who work for the record.

[Josh Arnold]

Companies weren't Crosby, Stills and Ash and Sweet Judy Blue Eyes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. I remember this one guy. He was this white guy that had dreads, which always makes me laugh. A little bit of a cultural appropriation in any event. So everyone's waiting around for Greg Allman to show up. And of course, he's Greg Almond. So he's two hours late. Greg. Finally there's this commotion and there's a couple of bodyguards. And Greg comes in and there's a keyboard. I've got to describe this just right. It's way up high. And the keyboard is set up facing the room with a back to the outdoor. And the windows are. The doors are open because of all the smoke. And there's a balcony. And then a death plunge right there. So Greg sits down and he's completely stoned and you know, hey, Greg, how's it going? Nothing. Nothing. So but finally one of his, one of his handlers whispers to him, Melissa. And Greg hits the keyboard and does it, you know, brilliantly, right? Because, you know, he could, he could function at that level even though he was higher than him. And then Greg was a pretty tall guy. He stands up, slips and starts going backwards. And two guys on the balcony grab him before he plummets to his death.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Bob Kevoian]

So there's your little Greg Allman story. The other great one is our friend.

[Josh Arnold]

You get one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Answer your story. Do we have time?

[Greg Warren]

We don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

This one's, this one's better. All right. He was scheduled for a radio interview on the phone.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, America, we tried.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Josh, you're going to, you're going to love this. So Marty calls the hotel. And today this is so. And so I'm supposed to talk to Greg at 4:30 today. And the guy goes, Greg's in the next room getting a B. Jake. And you call back in 10 minutes. This is before the term too much information was. There you go. There's your Greg Almond story. You're welcome. Thank you very much. We are returning to the O'Reilly Auto Part studio. So this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. It's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna love it.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm give it to you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. All right. Thanks for being here. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

That's R A K U T E N.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks, Ashley, for being here. You are at 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker next to him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

And next to her, it's Willie G at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, man, Ace Cosby's there. Howdy. I'm Josh Arnold with the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Thomas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ms. Hooker was kind enough to make us that spaghetti casserole.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, the recipe taken off a gravestone. What's the name of that book? To Die For. All these recipes on gravestones that were collected by some woman. And I really liked that. It was delicious. But you say that was the closest one to anything resembling what we would consider normal food.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Jess Hooker]

It was like a machine main dish. Everything else was cookies or cake or pie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you wouldn't want to make cookies, cake or pie for this book.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I see what you're saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was. And they were all really basic recipes. No offense. I'm sure they're delicious. And the other, the other interesting recipe I found was red lantern dip.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's that?

[Jess Hooker]

It was. It looked like a. Like a very Midwestern. I think there was like maybe spreadable cheddar and some sour cream and then.

[Christy Lee]

Like a seven layer dip.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it wasn't seven layer. That it didn't. It did not say to lay it out like that.

[Christy Lee]

You mix it all up.

[Jess Hooker]

Mix it all up. But it was just a very Midwestern. It's probably a dip we could try leading up to some football games.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, God forbid something would happen to you. What Fingers crossed. What would you want on your gravestone, recipe wise?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, recipe wise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have something special that's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, your lasagna is pretty world known.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of people like the lasagna, probably. I would say chocolate pie is the most requested of all the things. Or peanut butter pie. Any of the. Any of those pies that I make. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd like to make them for us? Is that what you said?

[Jess Hooker]

I can.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like to put my order in for peanut butter pie.

[Jess Hooker]

Peanut butter pie. Coconut cream, banana cream.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, the thing is, if you have a fairly elaborate recipe on your gravestone, people are going to linger there. Yeah, that's kind of the idea. Josh. Josh, what would you put on yours?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I know I would not have Jess Hooker make a pie for me, because the last time. She's already laughing.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I was going to visit my. My family and see my dad, who hadn't been doing well, and he wanted a cherry pie for Thanksgiving, and I asked Jess Hooker to make one. And my gosh, if he didn't die that week.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The sad part was the pie just sat in the. In the break room for like two weeks. We didn't know. I felt bad throwing it away. I didn't know what to do with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes I bring up topics. Now we know it is dead. Dead. Sometimes I bring up topics. Topics. Thinking this may not go anywhere. I just think it's kind of interesting, you know, the gravestone. Little did I know that we're gonna get to. Okay, how's everybody who's dead? Let's cover.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have a recipe of my own. I don't. You don't have a. I don't have a specialty. No, I mean, I. I've invented what I call my lumberjack meals.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

That sounds good. Hearty meal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Where I just take, like. I'll buy ground up. There's. I forget the name of this. The brand, but I love these. They're called Ancestral Blends.

[Jess Hooker]

Primal, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so it's like bison with organs and all, and it's just ground up. And so I take a bunch of that and I chop in a bunch of vegetables. And then I take sweet potatoes and I. Or rice or quinoa, and I as. And I just throw it all together and eat it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Like a big bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I do that almost every dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds healthy. Nutritious. He's so bummed out it's not covered in cream cheese.

[Josh Arnold]

He would talk. Mom would hate how I really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Eat. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, why are you still not losing weight? Oh, it's because one week out of every two months, I spiral like a madman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you spiral, where do you go? What's the first go to?

[Josh Arnold]

Everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pancakes. Just nonsense.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't sleep the other night, and it was like 2am and I went to the kitchen and I was eating peanut butter and jelly. You might think that's a sandwich. I got a spoon, peanut butter and jelly. And I did that for about five or six scoops. And I go, oh, this is why I'm fat.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? There are behaviors.

[Greg Warren]

This is.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was meal prepping shredded chicken earlier today. That's the good part. It's this. It's the 2:00am Peanut butter, jelly, spoon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Delicious.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you know people that wake up in the middle of the night to have a snack every single night?

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat?

[Josh Arnold]

I know was in that habit.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was. I couldn't get to sleep without like, four bananas or peanut butter and jelly. Something silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Four bananas, at least.

[Josh Arnold]

There's.

[Jess Hooker]

I know so many people that just wake up between two and three and eat like a sandwich or something every single night.

[Josh Arnold]

What's worked for me is just the proper fats and proteins before bed.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm not hungry at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never woke up in the middle of the night and been hungry for either.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a Utah. I have a friend that I've got to be careful here. He gets up in the middle of the night and puts in Nicorette and chews it for five minutes, then goes back to sleep.

[Jess Hooker]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done that before.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's never without Nicorette.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you feel like you had to do that? Like, was the urge that strong?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I got the nicotine in right now.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I mean. So you wake up and go, oh, my gosh, I have to have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll wake up, I'll put it in. And then sometimes you fall asleep with it in and you wake up and, like, the top of your gum is dry or. You've never felt like such a loser.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are those things? Things called.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a girl sleeping over and she wakes up.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's this?

[Tom Griswold]

And she's this little paper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's just. So I'm a huge loser is what it is. Okay. That's what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what you want to hear?

[Bob Kevoian]

Zen.

[Jess Hooker]

Zen.

[Tom Griswold]

Z, Y, N. Yeah, it's just.

[Greg Warren]

It's just.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's nicotine. It's like dip, but, like, the Vape version. So it's supposed to be kind of healthier, I guess. I'm not sure, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Nicotine without the tobacco. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It keeps me from smoking cigarettes, and that's the biggest part for me.

[Jess Hooker]

What flavor do you get?

[Tom Griswold]

The winter green. The winter green sixes.

[Christy Lee]

That's not.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not embarrassing.

[Jess Hooker]

No, they have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it like menthol? Just stays in your cheek.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Espresso martini flavored right now? What? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's.

[Jess Hooker]

I. Yeah, my husband uses it and he brought this home and I was like, are you serious? And he goes, it's terrible. And I was like, yeah, I would assume so.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many flavors do they have? They have plenty.

[Tom Griswold]

Wintergreen, sweet green, I think cinnamon.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this is the stuff that's littered all over my street. They look like white cigarette filters.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, I just do that once a week. I come home, I empty it right on your street. It's kind of my thing. They have coffee flavor. They have citrus flavor.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have like.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called smooth or something. Or clear. That's a no flavor.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is Swedish or something, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think. Think it's technically snus, I guess. And I think over there. I think people even snort it over there. I don't know what's going on. I gotta get off. I gotta get off the Internet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Well, speaking of snorting, what could be. What could this be? We have a story coming up today about a woman who claims that she snorts all her food.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All of it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. I. It's got to be tough when you get like an apple.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

She dehydrated and grind it.

[Greg Warren]

It.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just a thing. I'll dig it up for you. I saw that yesterday. That'll be coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a hot dog hanging out of your neck.

[Christy Lee]

I hope it's a cocktail weenie at least.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, wouldn't. Wouldn't that just fill up your nostrils with.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's all connected, you know? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I guess it. It makes its way to your stomach.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Would eventually there's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That can't be good for you. Well, of course not, but we'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

Has to have some kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of mental health issue. Yeah, like she's a lunatic. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Say that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure she's a fine person.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe she doesn't have any. Swallow. She can't swallow. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out. We've got that coming up. Also, we have a hilarious photograph of a grocery store where Something goes wrong, okay? I promise you it's worth it. It's. It's very, very funny. Also, we have monkeys on the loose all over St. Louis. They don't know how many. They don't know where they came from.

[Josh Arnold]

They've got to be on the arch. Right. If you're a monkey, don't you go right to the arch?

[Bob Kevoian]

See, that's exactly what I was thinking was a somewhat lesser version of King Kong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you know how Hitchcock made all those movies where like it ends up on the Statue of Liberty or it ends up Mount Rushmore. At Mount Rushmore. Maybe the King Kong people should do a series where King Kong at various monuments that we all know. King Kong and the Washington Monument.

[Christy Lee]

This is a really imbecile question. Is it smooth? Are there. Can you actually climb with suction cups?

[Josh Arnold]

People have done it.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but no. Otherwise it's too smooth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but a monkey could climb it, right?

[Christy Lee]

What would they hold on to?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

And these are varvate monkeys. They're small. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say yes. They'll figure it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of them gets up there.

[Christy Lee]

One of them gets up there like barrel a monkey. Monkeys.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they just throws a rope to the other ones. We'll find out of all these exciting things from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com get ready for the rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments everyone's talking about, regardless of what they say. I'll take the fine. I don't care. All pro, defensive and maximum Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights. I could say this because I played them. This is the Rush. You guys already know what time it is. It was fire. And we'll be right back in the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform, my dear. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Going over something that's hot off the wire.

[Christy Lee]

That's right, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Ace Cosby. How are you, Ace? Pat Godwin's.

[Christy Lee]

Hello there.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker there.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes I like to mix it up a bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Surprise myself.

[Tom Griswold]

It was nice. No, look. Pass, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's Willie G at the prize Pick Sports Desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, an ace and pat. They look so similar, so it makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Joshua. Charlotte at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couple quick things we were talking about. The. The Zyn Z Y. N. Yeah, These Zinn things. I looked it up because I. I do a thing every couple weeks. I take a. Those pincher things. You know, the little reacher gizmo tongs. No, the longer. The grabber.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the grabber. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I go up and down my street and I pick up all the. The. The. You know, whatever. Trash. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's hard to pick up Zen with that thing. Well, I'm. I've got them pretty good touch.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I. I just. I can't stand litter.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really bothers me, and I. I firmly believe in capital punishment for people that throw their Burger King things out the window when they're driving by my street. In any event, death.

[Josh Arnold]

Death for that lot of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we could maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Surprise me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Burn them for fuel. There has to be. There has to be a positive there. In any event, I just looked it up because they. They don't biodegrade. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I make a real point not to litter these. I put them in the little pocket. You know, the tiny pocket in your jeans. Like one that's big enough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

I put them in there, and now all those get hard as rocks. Whatever's in this, when it clears out, it dries, and it stays pretty hard.

[Christy Lee]

Do you forget when you put them in the wash sometimes?

[Tom Griswold]

100%.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just noticed something.

[Jess Hooker]

What's a pocket for?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. I've never used it in my life. And there's. It's only. It's only on the right side.

[Tom Griswold]

I put my medication in there sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's, like, for maybe a coin or something. It was for a lighter, maybe.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it seems lighter.

[Bob Kevoian]

A pocket knife, but, I mean, have you ever used it for anything?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't. No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't real. You made me look at. There's. Is it only on the right. On all jeans?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna say, like a pen or a pencil, but then you sit down, it snaps it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Golf pencil.

[Jess Hooker]

It's only as deep as your finger. I mean, it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but. In any event, Willie, the. The. I applaud you for using the Zinn or Zen instead of cigarettes, but acquit like a man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, It's. I. I just can't.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to be impossible.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to go back to 15 year old Willie riding in the back of a car with those cool juniors and just punch him in the face.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but he wouldn't listen.

[Tom Griswold]

No, and it's. It's. They're just. I still miss cigarettes every day. They're like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Again, yes. My point here is there should be. How much is a pack of those things?

[Tom Griswold]

It depends. I like to buy them over here because they can get really cheap. I bought a pack of these in Vail. 100 bucks for.

[Josh Arnold]

For how many?

[Tom Griswold]

Five.

[Bob Kevoian]

Five.

[Tom Griswold]

So 15. There's 15 in a pouch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I got five of those. And the lady behind the counter goes, hey, by the way, these things are really expensive. You probably don't want five. And I go, no, it's okay. I can swing it. And then it was so expensive that I wanted to take it back and say, only at three. But I was already so confident I couldn't walk back in front of her, so. Oh, great, I could totally afford this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't hear it. To do the math, how much is it per unit?

[Tom Griswold]

Usually they're about 2 to $3. If you're in like Chicago, it's like 5 to $6.

[Josh Arnold]

So 2 to 3 per Zin.

[Tom Griswold]

2 to 3 per 15 Zins.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So how long do they last?

[Tom Griswold]

One pouch has 15. So maybe like the whole day for one pouch.

[Christy Lee]

I mean. I mean, do you use one every hour?

[Tom Griswold]

I would say about one an hour. If I'm in here, it's a little more. Probably because it's a little more stressful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because I'm tired of picking them up. I have an idea.

[Josh Arnold]

You also don't have to pick them up.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I do because my. One of my dogs is an idiot and he'll eat them. That's another. And I can't. That can't be good for a dog. In any event, they should be taxed. I would call it a Zen tax.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then all the funds should be like a dollar a bag or whatever could be used to clean up all the litter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a simple solution.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. You. You're welcome. Now let's move forward here. Did you get the story I gave you about the lady snorting her food?

[Christy Lee]

A Virginia woman who snorts all of her food has been told to cut.

[Josh Arnold]

Back by a doctor on the snorting or food.

[Christy Lee]

During an appearance on TLC's My Strange Addiction, the woman named Catherine revealed it had began when she was dared to try snorting a flavored fruit drink back in College.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

She described the experience as phenomenal and has since been consuming all of her food through her nose.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Including blended omelets, steaks, even guacamole.

[Josh Arnold]

What? Yeah, well, guacamole, actually, it's the even steaks is how that should have been raised.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Guacamole seems snortable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you cube it up really tiny?

[Christy Lee]

Primary care physician Dr. Matthew Hayden warned Catherine that not only does her habit pose a risk of choking, even if her food is pureed, it can also damage the tissue in her nose and potentially cause deadly infections. She's now determined to try her best to stop snorting her food.

[Josh Arnold]

Your nose isn't for eating, ma'.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am.

[Christy Lee]

Imagine having a date with this woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. She's in the bathroom going, hey, man, you want a bump? It's a cheeseburger. It's a cheeseburger, man. Are you holding? Yeah, I got guacamole in my pocket. You want to snort it off a.

[Christy Lee]

Hooker'S ass to bring her own little blender? You know, the one like, we have that, that you gave me, that you just at the table.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the good news is she eats her cocaine.

[Josh Arnold]

There we are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So wouldn't your. I don't know anything about biology, obviously, but wouldn't your nostrils, the cavity get.

[Christy Lee]

Locked up, your sinus cavity?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't they just be full of guacamole potentially?

[Christy Lee]

Do you. I wonder if she salines it out, like, every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Snort a little wasabi. That'll clear you up pretty quick.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What a ridiculous thing to be doing. Do they ever. On these shows, do they ever say, look, you're. You're a lunatic. You're nuts. We need to. We need. You need treatment.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. Do they offer treatment to the people on My Stranger?

[Christy Lee]

I've never seen it.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

Neither have I. I mean, they ought to.

[Jess Hooker]

There's not a host. It's just, like, presented their story. You know what I mean? There isn't any intervention.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this helping anyone or is. Is this show just exploitative? Yeah. And is it also encourag people to try this, Something this stupid?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. I mean, they probably don't come out and say, hey, by the way, give this a shot at home. They probably. But it could.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's good you're teaching people how to do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, I'm sorry, let's. Let's move on. What else do we have going on? Oh, yeah, go ahead, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Missouri officials are searching for several vervet monkeys that have been on the loose in St. Louis Park. Missouri's Department of Health confirmed the primates are in or around o' Fallon Park. Not clear how many animals are on the loose or where they even came from. Animal control officers have been patrolling the area trying to locate them, and the public has been warned not to approach or try to capture the monkeys. By the way, owning exotic animals in St. Louis is banned by a city ordinance. They're like a little. They're kind of. They have a little black face and they're like an olive or like a light brown color. They're kind of cute, actually. I think I have a picture of one.

[Josh Arnold]

What are those silly monkeys up to?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're the ones that show up in movies all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that. Isn't that the kind of monkey the Little Rascals had for a while? There's. There's a picture. Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the funniest looking kind of monkey I know, right? Are they cold? Someone give them a little scarf or something. Tiny little hats, a little beat.

[Bob Kevoian]

They gotta be freezing. Oh, my goodness.

[Jess Hooker]

That one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, look at his boner.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's a little Jason.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Jason.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't tell. He's a zoomer. We're gonna get an awful close up of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, right there on the right.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, gross.

[Josh Arnold]

I hate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you women even put up with any man?

[Jess Hooker]

They don't look like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is mine. You know, that one looked like. That one looked like Josh in math class in high school. Oh, they. So they don't know where they came from?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

So couldn't they be part of some science experiment and be infused with some horrible disease?

[Josh Arnold]

More than likely.

[Jess Hooker]

Here's hoping.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you know how you catch them? Oh, this is an obvious. One of the local companies in St. Louis should step up that sells beds. Yeah, just distribute some mattress. Because monkeys, as you know, love jumping on a bed.

[Christy Lee]

Of course they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'll lure them in. Yeah, and then you catch them with a net. You're welcome.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're just solving all the world's problems today.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right, Zentax. And no monkeys jumping on a bed.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see what's coming up, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a dog who won an actual acting award. We have a Buddhist monk and their dog not winning awards, but doing something very important.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, we already have a debate. I look forward to hearing.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're chanting for peace. Good luck. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me some napalm and some drones. We'll talk peace.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the things that annoy you. Backwards hats. I get it. Peace annoys you now. Now you're all fired up.

[Bob Kevoian]

These guys that think they're gonna do it by, you know, not wearing underwear or robe and no shoes and walking across the country. Good luck, fellas.

[Josh Arnold]

You're surprised that he hates peace?

[Tom Griswold]

He got the Nobel Anti Peace Prize award. They give that out now, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, the Chaos Awards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also coming up, our good friend, the great comedian Greg Warren. Looking forward to talking to Greg, by the way, speaking of, speaking of, of comedy shows.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Uh, Pat Godwin is on his way to, uh. Is it North Carolina? Charlotte. Yeah, yeah, Charlotte, North Carolina. Friday night. All right. A big sold out show already. Yeah. Comedy at the Creek. It's called. Okay, cool. Willie G along with Greg Hahn. Coming up Thursday, Friday, Saturday at the Caravan in Louisville. We'll find out where Mr. Warren is. Wherever he is, I certainly will recommend you go see him right now. I want to say thanks to Home Surf for sponsoring this portion of the Bob and Tom Show. Owning a home, a bunch of us do, and it can be a little tricky. One day everything's great, the next day you get that phone call and someone's calling you from your basement where they're ankle deep in water. And you might have insurance for your house, but a lot of the little stuff is not covered. And what you want to have is something that will help you get connected to those that can fix those small problems. And your regular homeowners insurance probably doesn't cover that. Things like plumbing failures, H vac breakdowns, electrical stuff. You want to be able to get connected to someone who can help you out. That's what homeserve is all about. And it starts for as little as $4.99 a month. So as you know, those repairs hit fast and hard. I have been sitting in this very chair and had my phone go off and tell me that I have water in my basement. This was a couple houses ago. And you got to be able to get somebody over there quick. So this is why I recommend and homeserve. If you've ever dealt with something like this, you know you need some help fast. So protect your home systems in your wallet with HomeServe against covered repairs. Find out what's covered and how it works by going to homeserve.com. like I said, it starts at just $4.99 a month, runs up to about $11.99 a month for your first year, depending on which, which services that you select it's not available everywhere. See if it's something that you can get at your place. Terms apply from homeservice on covered repairs. Get the details. Once again, homeserve.com coming up, the great comedian Greg Warren will be our guest. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. The lady wearing that beautiful sweater.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is Christy Lee. And she needs the sweater because it.

[Christy Lee]

Got a little chilly in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

For some reason. The temperatures dropped like 15 degrees in this room. Yes, I. I'm sure that has no effect on anyone listening but us. Thank you very much. We can go around the horn. Christy Lee is right over there. You can't miss her. She's at the Bob and Tom news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat Godwin's over there. The man, the guitar. We have Jess Hooker sitting in at the cooking desk over there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Willie G. Sitting in for Chick McGee today at the Prize Picks sports desk. And let's see who else. Josh is missing in action. Ace Cosby. I see you. I was just trying to do it in order. Josh is. There he is. And I believe we're gonna hook up with comedian Greg Warren via satellite. There we go. What a handsome man. Hey, Greg. It's good to see you. It's time for the Warren Report. How are things going? We haven't talked to you for a while.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, good. Good to talk to you guys. Did you have a good holiday and all that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Did you?

[Greg Warren]

I did. I did. It wasn't all that long, but it was fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You had some great weeks in Cincinnati and Kansas City. I know everybody loved your shows. You and I had breakfast. How about that?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, we did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who paid?

[Greg Warren]

I did. Because he wasn't there yet. I just. It was like a line situation.

[Josh Arnold]

So on my way there, Greg said, it's pretty busy. I'm going to go ahead and order for a. And it was very, very kind of him.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No nonsense.

[Greg Warren]

So. But it wasn't like him being cheap Tom, if that was what you're going after.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. I was just curious if you split it and was. You guys go Dutch.

[Greg Warren]

Well, I mean, I. Josh is a big deal now, but I. I still think of him as a feature act that I got to pay for, sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. Did you. Did you have a Christmas tree at your condo?

[Greg Warren]

No, no, I've never had one.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Greg Warren]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because you're a bachelor. There's nobody.

[Greg Warren]

I'm never home either, Christy. I mean, I was home for, like, four days.

[Christy Lee]

That's long enough to put up a tree.

[Greg Warren]

But, I mean, I go to my brother Devin's house. They got kids and a tree and everything.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of people live like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a similar thing here, and I got the plastic tree for the first time this year. And can I tell you guys, there's nothing sadder than coming home from vacation to your unplugged plastic tree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still up.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, just reeks of, like, divorced dad energy. Yeah, I. I was not a fan of it.

[Greg Warren]

Well, I think there is some sadder. Really something about 25. Somebody 25 years older than you. I mean, you're sort of in the age where that's not. That's not a problem, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, now, are you on your way to do some great live standup comedy?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, Tom, your. Your old neighborhood. I'm going to Cleveland this weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hilarities.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, cool. Starting starting Thursday.

[Greg Warren]

Thursday through Sunday, which is rare these days, but yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Greg Warren]

The whole deal. And.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, now, what's on your mind today? Because typically, you like to do a deep dive into a topic.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I thought it would be fun to talk about the brand Carhartt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, that's one of my favorites.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Are you wearing it right now? Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, now.

[Greg Warren]

And, Josh, you did you sort of start with Dickey's and then work your way into Carhartt?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Because I found the Dickies work shirts, and I went, oh, man, these are for me. But then I found that I wanted something a little heartier during the colder months and tried a Carhartt and went, oh, gosh, these are amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is the Carhartt like, a little bit more expensive or.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, they are a little bit more expensive. And. But they are a thicker.

[Christy Lee]

They're a flannel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. So my spring and summer are absolutely. They're owned by Dickies. And my fall and winter are sponsored by Car.

[Greg Warren]

1889. Hamilton Carhartt, known as Ham Carhartt, started the company in Detroit with two sewing machines.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. I think a few months later, realized he needed some people to run the sewing machine.

[Bob Kevoian]

AI it back then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

You know, I heard that guy started with these two, just, oh, you got to have people. This was interesting to me. In my research, it said early failures led Hamilton to focus heavily on market research. And after talking to direct. Talking directly with railroad workers, he designed a product that truly fit their needs. I Wonder what some of the early failures were. Having not talked talk to these railroad workers. Well, you know, we started out with a lot of short pants. We, we gave these railroad workers short pants. But I mean, they had pictures of trains on them. We thought they'd like them. And then, then we gave them a lot of scarves. I gotta tell you, none of these.

[Josh Arnold]

Railroad workers wanted to wear the scarves.

[Greg Warren]

They were very pretty scarves. They were silk, some of them. And then we thought, hey, things, you know, get pretty serious out there on the railroad. So we, we got them. You know those beanies with the propellers?

[Bob Kevoian]

We got some of those. Keep it light.

[Greg Warren]

The general talked to these railroad workers and it worked out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Focus group.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, exactly. You got to do that. Heavy duty thread reinforcing, rivets at stress points and a variety of durable, high technology materials, resistant to flame abrasion, stains and water. I'll go again to my friend Josh. Do you find that's true with all this?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't tried setting it on fire.

[Greg Warren]

I don't think, think that you test this clothing as much as they in your radio job. As much as they.

[Bob Kevoian]

They think it needs.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Greg Warren]

I was more keen on the stains with you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know what? The stains I've gotten have come out really well. Okay. Yeah. They also. I don't have to iron them out of the dryer.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're.

[Josh Arnold]

I hang them up and they're ready to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are these a polyester?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think this is. No, this is. This feels very, very all cotton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now the.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah. It's commonly found on construction sites, farms, ranches, among other job sites.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, me wearing them is a total fraud.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, Josh.

[Greg Warren]

It says here level nine improvisers.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of a fashion statement. Print the nice flannel shirts.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, they're very in style. Carhartt is making a lot of like hip stuff now.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like that. I don't have any. Where do you. Is this something you have to buy online?

[Josh Arnold]

I typically do, but there is a. They do have store.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can buy them and in other stores too.

[Greg Warren]

They do have their own retail locations. Tom, when they open a retail location, you know how often people will do a ribbon cutting seminar or ceremony. I don't know what I'm about talking, talking about here. They smash a drywall with a sledgehammer. That's how they.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Celebrate the opening.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Manly.

[Greg Warren]

I mean, I assume it's not, you know, part of the actual building. I Think it's just a spare.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was gonna say they bring in, like, a spare wall or.

[Greg Warren]

That's what I think it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Greg Warren]

I. I looked for video and couldn't find it.

[Jess Hooker]

Just a piece of drywall. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Just a bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

But I think it just. I. I have a feeling it's. You know, it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Greg Warren]

It's probably got some decorative property to it.

[Jess Hooker]

Probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

They could. They could smash a wall, hit a pipe. I'm sorry.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, that would be. Yeah. And then water goes all over the clothes. I'm very sensitive when it comes to water damage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You had quite a bit of it at your place.

[Greg Warren]

Quite a bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

But it's looking good now. You guys got to come over.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay. Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're never there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many bedrooms do you have in that place?

[Greg Warren]

Place. Two bedrooms. Two and a half baths.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we could have, like, Willie and Christie Ghost do a sleepover.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

This segment would feature those. The three of you guys?

[Greg Warren]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There's only two bedrooms. Where am I sleeping?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you have to flip a coin. You either get Willie or Greg. I'm gonna knock on my door.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg, that's all you. That's too confused for me, buddy. That. Break my brain. I can't do that.

[Greg Warren]

They. It's a family business. It's been run by a family. The family, forever. It's owned by the family. However, the first person outside the family to actually run the business was Linda Hubbard in 2013. She is currently the president and chief operating officer. Linda Hubbard. You guys think they call her the Hub?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I would hope so. In fact, I would hope that she insists on. On it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe she's really. Maybe she's really poetic. They call her the Bard. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead of going with Hub, you go with bar.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little. Little Shakespeare for you there.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, I mean, I. I always wonder that because, you know, if I. I have a friend named Jim Hubbard. We call him the Hub. Women don't have as many nicknames, do they?

[Christy Lee]

No. Not like you guys do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I've always wondered about that.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm kind of jealous, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

I call Jess hooker Hooks a lot and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think she cares for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, no, my name lends itself to. Yeah. To nicknames. So it's just hooker.

[Greg Warren]

Well, it almost doesn't, because. Right. You can't really. I mean, hooker. It's just. It's there. You don't need to.

[Jess Hooker]

It's. But it's like all of. All of the men in our family are they go by hook.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just hook hook all the time.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, well, the one guy had the accident, so that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the one guy has. What's it called? Perionitis. What is it, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Peyronie's disease.

[Greg Warren]

So you got.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got the hook because of the massive. You know, it's big enough to have an elbow. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Carhartt keeps most of us at advertising. Most of its advertising work in house, which is rare for a firm that size. They have focused on advertisements in magazines such as Popular Mechanics, American Cowboy with slogans like as rugged as the men who wear them. They had David Hyde Pierce was a model for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

And then they went with Jim J. Bullock and that didn't. Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

More recently, they've partnered with Jason Momoa to make ads on things like surfing, hunting and women making donuts while wearing suspenders.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Greg Warren]

Josh, you have that poster, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

I do, I do, I have that wallpaper.

[Christy Lee]

They're just wearing suspenders.

[Greg Warren]

There's a thing called. And just sort of touched on it. It's called the Carhartt WIP car. Carhartt working process. Sorry, I'm hadn't done this report in a while, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm a little stuttery.

[Greg Warren]

Carhartt work in Progress. Back in 18 1989, Edwin and Salome. It's pronounced, it's spelled F A E H Fair. I don't know. It's a Swiss couple. They approach Carhartt. They were sort of denim designers and they said, can we represent you guys in Europe? And that's when a lot of the street wear I think that Jess is talking about.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Came. It's basically a separate company, but the, the hip hop culture is really, really adapted it.

[Christy Lee]

Yep, yep.

[Jess Hooker]

Big time right now. Yeah. You can get it at Urban Outfitters. Yeah, anywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Kids love it.

[Greg Warren]

In 2011 in London, the Carhartt WIP outlet store in Hackney was looted. Oh, and thousand thousands of pounds worth of stock was stolen. The brand released a T shirt with a photo of their storefront being looted.

[Josh Arnold]

Thousands of pounds. That is heavy.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. They. They kind of leaned into it. They made this T shirt that showed their store being looted and showed it, which I think is. I think it's a good idea. I'm. I was thinking about selling a T shirt of. Of me taking a beating at Northern.

[Bob Kevoian]

Iowa on your wrestling days.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have that wallpaper in a different.

[Greg Warren]

Well, I've got wallpaper. I actually, I Made a T shirt I've been selling him. It's. I got a rare photo of Josh that night in Toledo when he ate it. Nights when I knight. By night I say I mean weak.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now Greg, do you have any of your old wrestling togs, if you will?

[Greg Warren]

I don't know what a tog you mean. The uniform, the singlet.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is it. A singlet.

[Jess Hooker]

Singlet?

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, man, I don't think I do. Yeah, I don't think I do. There was one at my parents house for a while, but. Yeah, I mean, Tom, you're supposed to turn those into the team. You know that's. It's a university property.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't keep. I thought, I thought if after a good season they would award it for you and in case you ever wanted to wear it and it word. It word in like a bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh my God.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you come out in that, you get, you get. So some sweet young thing you tell you're gonna take down, give her the takedown and then a full nelson. Well, there's a lot wrong I'd like you to meet in this scenario.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah, there's. Man, there's a lot of fantasy going on here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Greg's place where the seat is always up.

[Greg Warren]

I don't even know what he meant by that.

[Christy Lee]

That means there are no women ever there. That's what he means.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Greg Warren]

Well, there's no people here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, Greg Warren is our guest reviewing the history of the Carhartt company. He'll be at Hilarities beginning Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday for some great live comedy club, Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio.

[Greg Warren]

And yeah, it's a special matinee all ages show on Saturday.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Greg Warren]

You wouldn't believe that by the content of some of this report.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you don't have to worry about Browns fans having to watch football. No, no, they're pretty much done for probably the next five years.

[Greg Warren]

You know, it's big in Alaska, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Paying off that quarterback.

[Christy Lee]

What's big in Alaska?

[Greg Warren]

Carhartt is huge in Alaska. Per capita sales of the brand's products are higher in Alaska than anywhere else in the world. They got massive orders for Carhartt back in the 1970s, Tom. Why would that have happened?

[Bob Kevoian]

The oil boom.

[Christy Lee]

Pipeline.

[Greg Warren]

Yes, the Alaska pipeline. I think I might do a report on the Alaska pipeline. That's interesting to me. Do you. You could just go up there and work if you were able bodied and rugged back in the day. Right in the 70s, that's what it seemed like. I Think you'd make. Make quite a bit of money from.

[Bob Kevoian]

What I understand now you got to go to Venezuela.

[Greg Warren]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have any comment.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just saying, what the hell? That's where the go of the oil is. Hello.

[Christy Lee]

That's a hell of a pipeline from Venezuela of the United States. Couldn't wear Carhartt. You need scuba gear.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. All right. Well, does that wrap it up? I'm afraid.

[Greg Warren]

I'm afraid it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now, Greg has a number of very fine comedy specials floating around in the ether. I highly recommend them. They include the salesman. And we'll look forward to talking to you again soon, Greg.

[Greg Warren]

Thanks, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

And let us know how things are going. And good luck at Hilarities in Cleveland coming up this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Have a fun weekend.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah. Great talking to you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a dog that's won an award for a movie. We have a sheep that gets involved in a supermarket incident and a guy digging up skulls and skeletons. We'll talk about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is gruesome.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that'll happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it wasn't just one. Yeah, he's quite the. He's got a lot going on.

[Christy Lee]

And if we're lucky, we'll have a history lesson.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. That's all coming up right now. Have some fun with Prize Picks, right, Willie?

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[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have delightful news from the world of animals and a little bit of history for you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Job House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom Show. Here's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey. Hi.

[Christy Lee]

The Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome. You got a message for us?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, my dear. There's Pat. God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Over.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Willie G there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace Cosby. Boy, you look great with that beard and I'm glad it's sticking around. And it's. It apparently hasn't gotten itchy yet because you said you would shave when it got itchy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

What if it never gets itchy? It stays. Yeah. I'm Josh Arnold at the sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm voting against the beard.

[Christy Lee]

We know.

[Josh Arnold]

We know you are. Yeah. Yeah. You're anti.

[Jess Hooker]

I do prefer a clean shaven eight face. I like beards, but. Yeah, but I enjoy January. And the beard. Yeah, it's a. It's a good mix up.

[Josh Arnold]

But if you were forced to choose, you would go clean shave.

[Jess Hooker]

I would.

[Josh Arnold]

How about with Mr. Pat Godwin?

[Jess Hooker]

No, he's a beard guy.

[Josh Arnold]

A beard guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It hides a variety of ills.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it looks good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You like a clean shaven ace? Who doesn't? Did you have a hairy Ace time? Not a word. Review. A little bit of history. This is an educational show, as you know, and we try to enlighten the world.

[Christy Lee]

But you know what date it is. It's January 2020.

[Jess Hooker]

He lost his will to live halfway through that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

What's up?

[Bob Kevoian]

1904 Henry Ford set the. I've got a problem with this. He set the land speed record of 91.37 miles an hour on Lake Sinclair when it was frozen. So does that really qualify as a land speed record?

[Jess Hooker]

Not airborne, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we're not going to read that one. Yikes. There we go. This is much better. 1966 Batman, starring Ms. Hooker, who starred in the television campy version of Batman.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Adam West.

[Bob Kevoian]

The great Adam West.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Burt Ward.

[Christy Lee]

I remember that like I was 6 years old and it was the greatest thing that ever hit television.

[Josh Arnold]

Real fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And Adam West Had a. A big comeback.

[Tom Griswold]

Family Guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what it was for you?

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a kid, that's how I knew him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was having that surgery for that lazy eye when I was at summer. So it was, you know, I was sick six, and I got to go to the nurse's station and watch Batman. I thought that was the coolest thing ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice. Awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Burt Ward with one eye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Allegedly had. They had to make us. He played Robin.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's. Well, he was allegedly so well endowed, they had to adjust the. The. The outfit he wears, which is actually called a jerkin, believe it or not. But, you know, very unusual.

[Jess Hooker]

Was he significantly shorter than Adam West?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And that story comes to us from Burt Ward.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Turns out I'm so big, perhaps had to get involved. What can I say?

[Christy Lee]

I thought Adam west had that reputation.

[Josh Arnold]

As well as a ladies man also.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was also a big skier, so I'm a big fan. I believe he was in Idaho for quite some time. That's the important thing to know. 1962, Chubby Checkers. The twist hits number one for the second time. Come on, baby.

[Christy Lee]

Was it called Twist again or was that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a different one again, like we did last summer.

[Jess Hooker]

Did he do anything else?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's still out there, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Not twisting, I'll tell you that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he twists, he creaks, he breaks a hip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe he's still out there on.

[Josh Arnold]

The Twist with one Foot.

[Jess Hooker]

Foot, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chubby Checker.

[Tom Griswold]

He was doing the Twix for a long time.

[Christy Lee]

I believe he's still around. He's 84, but it was kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Manufactured because there had been prior to Chubby Checker, anyone? Those Fats. Domino, Fats Domino. Say legit Fats, then Domino, Domino. Kind of like the Monkeys are to the Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

And before that was Slim Yahtzee. It was ironic.

[Bob Kevoian]

On this date in 1968, Johnny Cash performed at Folsom Prison. One of the most famous concerts ever, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I ain't ever seen yellow water like you got here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Make you drink this water. Now, Ms. Hooker, do you know who Tim.

[Jess Hooker]

Tim Horton is the Coffee Baron.

[Bob Kevoian]

But prior to that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, no, I don't. What did he do before that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hockey, maybe. Yeah. NHL great. Tim Horton, born 1930s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was just me stereotyping Canadians.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad that worked out okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, good choice.

[Tom Griswold]

Learn from that kid. Sometimes stereotyping works.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of like Jimmy Dean who became famous for sausages. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What was he, a singer?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Jimmy D. Farmer?

[Christy Lee]

Really? No, he was a singer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And he did Big Bad John. Big Bad John, yeah. At the bottom of this mind lies a big, big man.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's a cool song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big John. That's a great song. Jimmy Dean, believe it or not. I'm. I. This is just me ad libbing. I have no idea. I believe he was the first one to put the Muppets on television.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

On his show he had the Muppet named Ralph.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we mean Ralph the dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I believe that was Jimmy Dean. And then now he's. I mean, there are people. There are still. I mean, now there are people out there that don't know who John Madden is and why there was a John Madden.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

And same with Paul Newman. Yeah, Paul Newman was some kind of a chef.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat, you've worked with the comedian Johnny Cavanaugh, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever remember his joke? He goes, yeah, I was eating the other night, I was eating cookie dough straight out of the package, and then I realized Jimmy Dean didn't make cookie dough.

[Tom Griswold]

A little sausage tartar.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great joke. I love Johnny. Joe Frazier, 1944. Smokin Joe. Does anyone remember the name of Joe Frazier's band? Ace, I would think you'd remember that band.

[Christy Lee]

He had a band?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he was a singer in Philadelphia.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it the Knockouts?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Joe Frazier and the Knockouts Man.

[Christy Lee]

So this was after his boxing career?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And no one was gonna tell him, hey, Joe, you're not really a very good singer. Because he'd beat the crap. He managed to beat a Muhammad real good. Oliver Platt, one of my all time favorite, very fun actor whose talents are completely wasted on some stupid medical show.

[Josh Arnold]

He does a fine job.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But it's a pointless exercise.

[Josh Arnold]

Chicago Med, it's a good show. Oh, that's been around forever, hasn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, because it's incredibly stupid. All right. Happy birthday. Rob Zombie, film director, rock star. Steve Zombie's brother.

[Josh Arnold]

His brother is lead singer of Powerman 5000.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a band. Powerman 5000.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome. And I guarantee you've heard some of their songs.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like a comic book. It sounds great.

[Josh Arnold]

Cookie, what happens when worlds collide?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love that song. Ready to go?

[Josh Arnold]

Go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cause I'm ready to go. Well.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love it when Josh does that because he's gonna pull a muscle. Josh, you know who this guy is? Zach De la Rocha.

[Josh Arnold]

The name's familiar.

[Tom Griswold]

Rage yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Rage?

[Bob Kevoian]

Rage against the Machine.

[Josh Arnold]

See? The lead singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And by the way, I was just gonna sing my favorite song by them. I can't. The first word is the only word. We can't really say here.

[Greg Warren]

For sure.

[Christy Lee]

I want.

[Greg Warren]

Do what you tell me.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this guy like get up in the morning and takes out his rage on his toaster. I rage against the machine. The machine is evil and dead.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. When you're 14, you need that. It is such a good outlet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a good outlet.

[Tom Griswold]

Love those records.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, this one's for you, Ms. Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

1974. Happy birthday to Mel. Mel C. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Mel C is Scary Spice of the Spice Girls.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's Mel B. Mel C. One letter.

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna guess the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so was I. The year sounds about right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Mel B. But it's not Mel C. I don't know. Is she the other Sporty Spice?

[Bob Kevoian]

She is Sporty Spice.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a Mel B And mlc?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's Sporty Spice.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought Mel B Invented the tiny toast. Oh, that's Melbourne.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

When was the last time you had Melbourne?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, remember that was my grandma's house.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Back in the day. That was the diet that go to.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember. I remember one of those diet.

[Christy Lee]

One of those tuna. Just tuna on a Melbatose.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was one of those Paul Harvey things.

[Josh Arnold]

Melbato.

[Bob Kevoian]

The rest of the story. There was some famous actress or dancer or something named Melba on a cruise ship. And that's when the chef got doodle teeny. And now you know the rest of the story.

[Josh Arnold]

I always loved Paul Harvey.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah, we do.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love those.

[Josh Arnold]

There was always some crazy but. But positive twist at the end.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. And then I don't know who the rest of these people are, so. We're going to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Fine.

[Jess Hooker]

Just give us one random one you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don'T know Isa Ray. Issa Rae Issaray.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know who that is either.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd recognize her. She's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, she's a producer and actress and she did Insecure on hbo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great show. Show.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I don't need a show about insecurity.

[Bob Kevoian]

I want it to be canceled. Her name is Issa.

[Jess Hooker]

Issa.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not that familiar with her, but I've seen a few episodes of that show.

[Christy Lee]

And you don't know who Zayn Malik is?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just don't care.

[Christy Lee]

He's in one direction.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I didn't know him either.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't either. Isn't he the one that dropped out?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He went the other.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the several that are not heritage Harry Styles. Yeah, okay. That's significant. Okay, coming up, we have a song from Patty G. And more delights, including more critters on the loose from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom.com Bonus.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. Whatever. You have an issue with your car, there's Christy Lee at the satellite insurance company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin over there. Hello. Guess hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Patty G. At the. Nope, nope, not at all. At the prize pick sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Love when you mix it up, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. You gotta. Gotta keep the listener on their toes. Well, technically, it's my excuse for doing a poor job. There's Ace Cosby. Technically. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, isn't Patty G. Woolie G's godfather? I am indeed. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guide him through life.

[Christy Lee]

That's real.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it's as real as everyone in my family got to pick their own godfathers and godmothers.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had our own little silly traditions.

[Josh Arnold]

So you chose Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

I chose Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

My little brother chose Angela, who was the lesbian masseuse and poker player that lived on our guest house. Why wouldn't you choose her in Miami?

[Bob Kevoian]

She was fantastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Angela. And then I think Haywood Coulter was also Chuck's. Yeah, Sam chose the guy that was an intern at the station one summer. It was pretty. You know, we were lawless and godless in our homes.

[Jess Hooker]

How old were you when you got to choose your godparent?

[Tom Griswold]

I must have been like 11 or 12. Yeah, man, it was a godparent.

[Jess Hooker]

Usually happens like last year.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Jess, the answer is this doesn't count.

[Christy Lee]

Religious ceremony. It's time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, yeah, this was a ceremony.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was busy. Busy doing something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were backstage in Indy 5 live day in 2002. It was. It was. Yeah, it was just whoever you gotta pick.

[Josh Arnold]

Not a real thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it is a real thing. Now, thank you for the introductions. I'm happy to be here. Let's see now, where were we? A few minutes ago, we were talking about Carhartt with Greg Warren.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the last story you had was the lady who was snorting all her food. Gross. Which is incredibly weird. We talked about the Zinn. Is it Zen or Zen?

[Tom Griswold]

It's Zen.

[Greg Warren]

Zen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Z, Y N, Z, Y N. That's the way the. The nicotine delivering. They're like Chiclets. Do you chew on them?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's like a little pouch. I've got one in right now. I park it between my upper g. Try one.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you know what a bandit is?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like tobacco, but it's in a little. It's in a pouch, like he said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is not without. This is without the tobacco.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You only buy the zins in Las Vegas. Is that correct?

[Tom Griswold]

You can or you can't.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the only place you can buy them.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Because it's Zin city.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were gonna say because you could only get them at the ruins.

[Josh Arnold]

It took me so long to get it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was laughing at me being an idiot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me just say it's not especially sexy. It's not like, you know, Bogart and Bacallity lights up her cigarettes.

[Jess Hooker]

I tried to do it. They said it was good for your attention. Like if you. If you struggle to pay attention. Nicotine can help with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it helps you lock in.

[Bob Kevoian]

In here.

[Tom Griswold]

Man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just made me just. Were you a smoker? Were you a smoker back in the day?

[Jess Hooker]

I smoked a lot in college. Yeah, I smoked.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you're not gonna see. My point is you're not gonna see 2. A romantic couple in a post coital movie scene where he finishes up, catches his breath and reaches for a pouch of these things and shoves one in her mouth. Mouth. There you go, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go, baby.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you snap your zen can like people tobacco cans?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think it has an effect on them.

[Jess Hooker]

I love that sound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, so this is. They come in a little circular can just like the go in your jeans. It's like the same thing. I'm not going to put one of those in my mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

He'll puke.

[Jess Hooker]

What is it? It goes 3, 6, 9. Is that the.

[Tom Griswold]

Children?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, you are.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's just three and six. I mean, if they've had. If they have nine. I mean, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does that mean? Three and six?

[Jess Hooker]

The milligrams of nicotine.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the amount of.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you double up ever? Do you ever put more than. Because I've Seen people with like three or four in.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been there. And then you just take a quick look at yourself. You gotta take it easy, man. You gotta relax.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a guy smoking outside a building the other day and went, good for you.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, it's just.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something I respect about. You have all the information.

[Bob Kevoian]

Phone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And you just went, yeah, I'm all right.

[Jess Hooker]

Sean Penn just did an interview about this and he was like, you know, they say, find something you love and let it kill you. He goes, I love smoking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm never going to quit quitting. Yeah, I love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen.

[Christy Lee]

Look like it on the golden.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen.

[Josh Arnold]

He does look like a smoker.

[Bob Kevoian]

You seen Landman?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The way Billy Bob.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can tell he just loves those cigarettes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Smoked his whole life.

[Bob Kevoian]

My question is on. On movie sets, isn't it like a union thing that they can't have real tobacco?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're typically fake, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

Or cloves. Some kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a feeling he's smoking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, some people can smoke for real. Yeah, Typically they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, but also, if you have to do the scene four times, you have to light the cigarette every time. You're not gonna want to do five cigarettes in one hour.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you are. Billy Bob looks like he's really like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, here's a predicament. What if you get into an Uber and the guy's a smoker and you can really tell. Do you give him a lower rating after you get out of the car or no.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you request a non smoker?

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't find that on there. I looked. I had a horrible experience this weekend. And, I mean, I had to stand outside for like 10 minutes to get the smell out and, like, to be able to breathe again. But I'm with Tom. I was like, I can't give the guy a bad replacement. I didn't want to give him a bad rating.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that the only thing bad about him?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he was an all right guy, but his car was so smoke and the heat was on like a hundred. And it was just like, oh, that.

[Jess Hooker]

Takes me back to my childhood.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, mine too.

[Christy Lee]

When your parents smokes and you couldn't roll the windows down.

[Bob Kevoian]

The anti smoking. So the patches, the transdermal patches. Yeah. Can you just go buy those or do you have to have a prescription?

[Tom Griswold]

You can go buy them. You have to be 18 or 21, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now. Now. So do those work? Have you ever tried those?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are Great.

[Josh Arnold]

I like.

[Tom Griswold]

I like them all.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

They're. It's terrible. I need to get off the nicotine. Those. Those work fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

I get transdermal patches for my motion sickness whenever I'm traveling. Yeah, I put those on it last four days.

[Bob Kevoian]

You see that on. On a cruise ship. And you see all those.

[Jess Hooker]

They work really well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, did that. Here's a stupid question. Do they have those for the ED drugs?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

They haven't for pot. I know that much.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a bad question.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you can get a pot.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if they have ED patches.

[Jess Hooker]

That would make sense.

[Christy Lee]

I'd imagine last for days.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but what would. How would it get the engorging to. Yeah, I think so. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

The trans. Yeah, that'd be such a difficult part. That's why they shape it like a huge penis. I mean it's just delivering. Do those. I've never used one of those. Do they have like a needle inside them?

[Josh Arnold]

The patch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Transdermal patch. No, it's just the medicine that sees.

[Tom Griswold]

Through on a time away.

[Christy Lee]

Did you put the patch on your penis?

[Bob Kevoian]

We already reviewed that transpatch. Yeah, that would be somewhat counterproductive. Well, I'm sorry. I'll change the discussion now. We have Kristi Lee at the news desk. We have. Oh, we better hurry. Do you have a story for us?

[Christy Lee]

Investigators have arrested and charged a Pennsylvania man accused of ransacking a southwest Philadelphia cemetery of human skeletal remains.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, nobody was using them.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't want to read too deep into this because it's not like just one grave robbery. It's more than a hundred.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're already there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Officers arrested 34 year old Jonathan Gerlock following a months long investigation into break ins.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this the guy that also had a couple bodies in a self storage unit?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Man Mount Moriah Cemetery. 26 mausoleums and vaults had been forced open since early November. A search.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't they notice it? Wouldn't the cemetery officials, the guy cutting the grass notice all the. You got a guy walking through it with a crowbar. Through the cemetery.

[Christy Lee]

A search of his home and a storage unit revealed over 100 human skulls, long bones, mummified hands and feet, two decompessing, decomposing torsos and other skeletal remains.

[Josh Arnold]

It is a really gruesome story because it's an all ages affair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

He faces numerous charges as you can imagine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, they caught him.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he doesn't. I thought for a while he remains at large.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll allow that. And actually, yeah, I enjoy it.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have enjoyed it more if he didn't take so much time enjoying it before.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I was trying to work. Remained at large wouldn't work. It has to be. Remained. Again, this is how you don't tell jokes.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies, good lesson.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy. I mean, this.

[Josh Arnold]

What was he up to?

[Christy Lee]

Dude, I don't know. He had.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't read any.

[Christy Lee]

So he wasn't selling things on the black market?

[Bob Kevoian]

Was. No. We had that story before the Harvard.

[Christy Lee]

Did he.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I don't know. What's going on? A bunch of them were hanging. A bunch of them were hanging. That was described as.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he couldn't afford meds.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, your wind chimes sound a little dull. Yeah, yeah, wind chime.

[Bob Kevoian]

But again, didn't the cemetery notice? After more than a hundred.

[Christy Lee]

It's a lot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, the covers off the mausoleum. What happened? Wouldn't it be a lot of heavy lifting?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I had 26 mausoleums and vaults. But you're still right. I mean, you would have to see that they would. They were moved at some point.

[Bob Kevoian]

But there's more than 100 bodies.

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily. The guy gets in there, gets into the mausoleum, gets the people out of the tombs, just closes that tomb lid. Nobody's looking there.

[Christy Lee]

Mausoleums can hold a lot of people. You could have a lot of people in one hitch.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

And if he's, like, putting on coveralls, he probably fits in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm sure it's like. What's the old joke? If you enter anywhere carrying a ladder, people just assume you belong there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Worked in pairs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's another stupid question. Do caskets have a lock on. On him?

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. Are they just. He has a friend in the. Do they just open right up?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess they must just open. Maybe the older ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they literally put nails in the coffin? That expression, the nail in the coffin?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, before they were hinged.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I guess if they did, you'd need a skeleton key.

[Josh Arnold]

He's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

The man's right. Everybody, thank you. Poor, poorly formed. Poorly delivered. Delivered. You're welcome. No, I really. I'm just asking.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, because for some reason I feel like we've talked about this.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm watching that show. What's it called? Is it Blackbird?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. It's really good. But this poor. This poor kid is. He becomes really nuts because he's digging up bodies for this other. It's really.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I would think that they would lock it because if you drop it, you don't want it to.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

You know.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Many modern caskets have locking mechanisms. Mechanisms, Especially metal or gas. Gas. Gasket caskets.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're designed for an airtight seal. Do you think it uses a special key to latch the lid securely?

[Jess Hooker]

I think there's a safety on the inside. Just in case.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe airtight. Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Just kick me into a ditch. I don't care.

[Jess Hooker]

When was it that they would put bells? They would put bells now next to the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your face rings a bell. That's where that comes from. Because people were dying, but they weren't actually dead.

[Christy Lee]

There was.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a disease. They would.

[Christy Lee]

And you could ring the bell to get out. That's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dead ringer. By the way, old movie. That reminds me of something. I'm sorry. Last week, Tuesday was the week we discussed objects found in the lady parts in emergency rooms. Monday was rectum day. And then Wednesday was male member day.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was thinking about this. One of the things. I think it was the first one in that list. Do you remember? It was though, this woman, she had a. A bell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

A holiday bell.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a holiday bell inside her vagina.

[Jess Hooker]

What's a holiday bell?

[Josh Arnold]

We. That's what we kind of wonder.

[Greg Warren]

Just place.

[Jess Hooker]

Jingle bells.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I was thinking that Bill. Can you imagine? Yeah. Can you imagine her gynecologist.

[Jess Hooker]

That one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you a new patient? Oh, wait a second. I just noticed your vagina rings a bell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. She was fired from the Salvation Army.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of donations on day one, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

A lot of donations right now. It's car time. Time to talk about great cars out there. Christy Lee is our Hyundai gal.

[Christy Lee]

Love my Hyundai.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. This is pretty incredible. It's got a 600 plus range, which one of the reasons people have been hesitant to get involved in the world of EVs and in this case hybrids, is because they go, I'm gonna have to drive it farther. Well, the Hyundai Palisade, 600 plus miles on one jolt. Because it's also. It's operated with both systems with both gasoline and electricity. It's a really cool hybrid. And Christy knows all about the Hyundai. She's a big fan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to worry about like going between the two. It does it automatically, which I find fascinating. Like how does it know to kick the battery in or. Or how does it know to go, you know, gas?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This is probably going to be the next big step the among our culture. I think with this you don't have.

[Christy Lee]

To plug it in at home either.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's the all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid and get the information by visiting Hyundai USA.com and it's H Y U N D a I Hyundai USA.com you could even call them if you want for information 562-314-4603 or just go to the website and get all the information you like. Hyundai USA.com this portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by the beautiful Hyundai Palisade. A lot of room in that thing too.

[Christy Lee]

Fits the whole family, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you got everybody in there now. When we come back, we're going to find out about an award winning dog and Christie's favorite story. The the Monks Walking for peace. Hey, good luck, fellas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a nice veggie taco for me, William. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and to greatest.

[Tom Griswold]

Rock from the greatest eras live here. Q95, Indy's classic rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine if I, I just.

[Josh Arnold]

Wanted to look over and see Tom's face. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is this? What is this? Npr?

[Josh Arnold]

Do they start a lot of their. I know they're quiet or they can kind of be, but nobody's. Nobody ever sounds bummed out, do they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Every once in a while. The super monotone guy.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well we got, did I say Christy Lee? The sign like there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh, Jess Hooker there. Hi, Willie G at the prize pick sports man. He's Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about the, what is it? A smoking cessation technique using the so called Zyn. Are they, are they tablets? What do you call them?

[Tom Griswold]

Pouches?

[Bob Kevoian]

Pouches.

[Tom Griswold]

I just call them zins.

[Josh Arnold]

You are fascinated.

[Christy Lee]

You are fascinated.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? I just think it's interesting and it's much healthier obviously than having a cigarette because you're not getting all the chemicals.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but do we want to say it's much healthier? I mean we're not talking the difference between a cigarette and an apple.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

This is.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean I think, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think they're not marketed for smoking cessation. It's not like the gum or like the, the tablets. These Are its own thing now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but it's doing the same thing that Nicorette does or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I just like it. I can't believe I walked past someone smoking a cigarette the other night, and they just. When they came inside, they just still smell crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I can't believe for a decade. I mean, I thought I was getting away with it, Coming home from high school, spraying Febreze and all that. I must have just reeked of an ashtray all day long.

[Bob Kevoian]

But. But the. The smoking cessation stuff. You said these things. I didn't realize they came in flavors.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do.

[Bob Kevoian]

And which is yours?

[Tom Griswold]

Wintergreen. It's very similar to, like, dip.

[Josh Arnold]

That seems like a reasonable flavor, because.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I understand that. What is it called? The. The patch. The transdermal patches. They have a menthol one. It's called a soul patch. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

You're sorry?

[Jess Hooker]

Because I. Because I. I kind of walked out into it. I thought it was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be safe.

[Josh Arnold]

And so therefore, it sounded like you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Were a part of it.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. And then I feel guilty for being.

[Christy Lee]

A part of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and I had to really work on this, because when your dad does something embarrassing or racist or whatever, people kind of shock. Laugh sometimes. And then he did that, and I was laughing, like, making fun of him. Oh, he's an idiot. Then I saw the clip. It just looks like I'm having the time of my life laughing with him at some racist joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not really racist. Just based on the sales of things based on socioethnic. Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever smoke cigarettes?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a drinker or you did or you were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I'm just trying to figure out everybody's vice.

[Jess Hooker]

What about drugs?

[Christy Lee]

Did you do drugs?

[Tom Griswold]

We asked about fast women because I.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of wanted to be a smoker. It didn't take.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your dad was right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Marlboro Red softback.

[Josh Arnold]

You told me. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So you tried it and didn't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I was. I would kind of convince myself. Oh, man. I'm like. Whenever I'd get drunk sometimes, hey, give me a cigarette.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And halfway through, I'd be like, it's not for me. I just don't.

[Christy Lee]

That's cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the.

[Josh Arnold]

And they would knock me on my. If I had one. Right now I'm on the ground.

[Jess Hooker]

So sick.

[Christy Lee]

Sick to your stomach.

[Jess Hooker]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a big buzz off cigarettes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

I still love them. I have like 20 a year. But if I have one cigarette, I can't breathe through my nose. I snore.

[Josh Arnold]

It's terrible.

[Jess Hooker]

Drunk cigarettes don't count.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Greg Warren]

Oh, gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

Get canker sores.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I went through a cigar phase and I would wake up with just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cigars.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I bet you look good with a cigar.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. My great uncle smoked cigars and I always thought it was kind of cool. And I was like, I'm going to be. And I was cigar guy for about a summer.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I like the smell of cigars. I love it. People don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

It does smell good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it smells great.

[Tom Griswold]

Cigar at the end of the night at a wedding or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw my buddy. My buddy and I got these cigars when we were older. We were in college and we got these expensive cigars and we were outside and he finished his. And he threw up for like an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I was like, man, what? And he goes, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Cause he had smoked. He was cigar guy with me that summer.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We found out that they were what are known as like 12 hour cigars. And we polished these things off in.

[Tom Griswold]

Like 45 minutes like they were a black and mile.

[Josh Arnold]

They were meant for like a weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, let's turn the movie over to Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of a movie, a dog has won best performance in a horror or thriller at the Astra Film Awards. This is not the Golden Globes. We'll talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Essentially, the Los Angeles Critics Awards, huh?

[Christy Lee]

A no Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever named Indy starred in Ben Leonberg's movie Good Boy. Indy beat human. Actors Ethan Hawke, Alison Brie, Sally Hawkins and Sophie Thatcher nominated in the category as well. Mr. Leonberg submitted a video to the awards show accepting the prize on Indy's behalf.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody else see Good Boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Is this the one where it's from the dog's perspective?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a. It's a ghost movie, essentially from the dog's perspective. I tell you what, man, this dog is amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, it was shot over years and so you. It's easy to get a dog reacting to whatever if you're behind the camera with.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, a ball or a treat or if. Even if you just leave the room, he's gonna look kind of concerned. And you can make it seem like he's concerned about a ghost. But I'm telling. It's. He is a good dog, is it scary. It creeped me out. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The dog looks kind of like a golden retriever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

With a little more. There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

He was not there to accept the award. He did a video.

[Christy Lee]

So is this is a horror film? Is it a slasher film? Or is it just a scary film?

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, cool.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a good. It's a pretty good movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Does it make you, like, kind of freak out when gravy is looking at stuff that you can't see sometimes, you know, you'll.

[Josh Arnold]

For anybody who has pets.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For whatever reason, you'll see, like, you can find a dog barking into a corner. What is this?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So sometimes you're like, oh, I wonder what they saw.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the dog is seeing ghosts. Is that what's going on?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. And the human is sort of none the wiser.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So there's a lot of dramatic tension.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds good.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's Astro, because when I first thought I thought it was like the.

[Josh Arnold]

Astro Awards, you'd think that'd be for any performing dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Row. Gross. Okay, the. Now what is the exact. They say it's a toll. A duck.

[Josh Arnold]

A duck.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tolling retriever. Beautiful dog. I've never seen one of these in real life.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it just looks like a standard dog.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, a dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What do you got there? A dog.

[Christy Lee]

Look at a dog. Remember when dogs. Mutts. Were mutts?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you had a dog or a mutt.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Now, well, anyway, at the Golden Globes last night, I don't know if you're interested, but one battle after another did very well, as did Hamnet. Paul Thomas Anderson became just the second filmmaker to ever sweep best film, best director, and best screenplay. So that speaks really highly for the Oscars.

[Josh Arnold]

Did Leonardo win?

[Christy Lee]

Leonardo did not win. Timothy Timothee Chalamet won his first Golden Globe for Marty Supreme. Who else do you want to know about out.

[Jess Hooker]

About female leads?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's got to be Jesse Buckley.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she. Yeah. She'd have to win, right? She won. Yeah. I'm gonna say she won for a while. Give it to her. Oh, I haven't seen that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I haven't seen Hamnet.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. You think you're watching a. I mean, that she's not. The acting is uni.

[Bob Kevoian]

Amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's it about? It's about two hours.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's about a young Shakespeare and his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Greg Warren]

It's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's basically.

[Greg Warren]

It's true story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Adolescence One. As you can imagine, for best miniseries.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even know what that is.

[Christy Lee]

Adolescent.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

Terrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the one that has.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The little kid one perspective the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's limited series. They use really cool shots. It's like the shot doesn't break for a lot of the episodes.

[Josh Arnold]

A little kid. A killer.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Aaron Doherty, Stephen Graham, and Owen Cooper all won for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything that was funny Win anything.

[Christy Lee]

Anything. Studio One. And that was kind of funny because the studio, they had just done an episode about the Golden Globes, like, a month before he actually won. Seth Rogen for the studio. Ricky Gervais won standup comedy special. Amy Poehler won for best podcast, which was a new category at the Golden Globes this year.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are they doing that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, but Noah Wy won.

[Christy Lee]

For Noah Wy won for the Pit. The Pit won for the best drama.

[Josh Arnold]

Sean Penn went.

[Christy Lee]

Sean Penn did not win. Rose Byrne was a winner. K Pop Demon Hunters. Stellan Skarsgard won for that movie. We were talking about the Norwegian film that I want to see. He was very way.

[Josh Arnold]

Norway. Yeah. That's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Norwegian would win. That was for Tom. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Jesse Buckley won. So, yeah, Hamnet did win best drama.

[Jess Hooker]

Who's the lead male in that?

[Josh Arnold]

Paul Mescal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another Irish. Yeah, an Irish guy.

[Christy Lee]

You want to see that? Is that streaming amnet?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I saw it in the theater.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's in the theater. Still was a mess.

[Josh Arnold]

Inconsolable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you cried for an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Were you alone?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank God.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it was a crowded theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Was the movie going?

[Josh Arnold]

I just go into dark theaters between Shelton.

[Bob Kevoian]

So after you found out they'd run out of popcorn, did you go watch.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie January 12th. January 12th is when it ended.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we get a sign? It's been this many days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

And then, of course, Gene Smart won again for Hacks.

[Josh Arnold]

She's.

[Tom Griswold]

She's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you make love to her with Pat Willie?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom. I don't. I don't know any of the.

[Tom Griswold]

It's okay. He called me the dog name last week, so I get that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jean Smart. She's beautiful. She's funny. Yeah, of course. Me and her have a nice time together.

[Christy Lee]

She's beautiful woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Played the president on 24, right?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't watch 24, so I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

William Devane did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, no. They had a new president every year.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Every year. Well, they didn't live in the United States.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought she was the president on Something. Never mind. What else you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

A group of Buddhist monks said their rescue dog. Actually, let's start over. A group of Buddhist monks and their rescue dog are walking across the south in what they describe as a peace march.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, fellas, maybe we should have done this in the summer. Kind of cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Very chilly. I don't know why they have these assets.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course, the famous Ukrainian monks that we're familiar with.

[Christy Lee]

Her journey began last October at a Vietnamese Buddhist temple in Texas. And the group is scheduled to arrive in Washington, D.C. by mid February, where they will ask Congress to recognize Buddha's day of birth.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd you like to be Vietnamese in Texas?

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

There's gotta be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take off your cowboy boots. Pedicure time.

[Christy Lee]

They want Congress to recognize.

[Josh Arnold]

I was laughing, not knowing where he was going.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, see, you know, all people are.

[Josh Arnold]

Gonna see people hurt is me laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta worry about it. You gotta be careful about it. Look at him go. And now he's happier than he's ever been.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're on the clip.

[Josh Arnold]

Laugh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

They want Congress to recognize Buddha's day of birth and enlightenment as a federal holiday.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Jess Hooker]

When is it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know when it is.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not doing that. Everybody in Congress should just look at. We're not doing that.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we finally agree on something.

[Christy Lee]

They should just say it now so they can stop their walk.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? We should do it. As long as it's always celebrated the Monday after the Super Bowl, Then I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

All the way onto something.

[Tom Griswold]

They just got to attach it to that, and I'm all the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a second. You really are on. This is a rock solid idea.

[Tom Griswold]

And then for the commercial, hey, get fat as Buddha, and then you get to chill out on Monday. Oh, it's already.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

They got. They got a picture of Buddha wearing the pads for the winning team.

[Christy Lee]

Their walk has drawn huge crowds while posts on social media racked up millions of followers.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are the people throwing at them? Tomatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

These guys are just trying to promote peace. They're walking to these. How are you making. Oh, okay. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They're walking. Walking from Texas to D.C. i guess.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they wearing shoes?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a fair question. Because they're monks.

[Jess Hooker]

They don't have anything. They're not eating or drinking unless someone gives them something. So if you see them, you can offer them.

[Josh Arnold]

Do they have to eat what they. They're given?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure they're gonna walk around to BUC EE's for three days near Nashville to make sure they get some brisket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why wouldn't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, are they all vegan?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, man.

[Christy Lee]

Monks wear very nice, sensible shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

The ones that I've been around. Yes. Adidas. They're usually like a black born or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they have good management? So they actually, yeah. Have a sponsorship or Merricks. Wouldn't it be Buddha? Adidas presents the Walk?

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they chanting as they walk?

[Christy Lee]

I hope so.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't seen it. I think they're quiet.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think they're all whistling the Bridge over the river quietly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oz Epic presents the Buddha Walk. Look how skinny he is now. Okay, well, good luck, fellas. I'll have to find out if they're vegan or vegetarian or what. See, what any monk would like is a nice cup of java.

[Christy Lee]

Heck, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

Hey, it's the Bob and Tom show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee, please, at the side like insurance company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Howdy, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin's there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking great in gray, man.

[Greg Warren]

Thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love gray.

[Josh Arnold]

You. I mean, seriously, that's a cool shirt. You're a good looking man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a nice shade of gray.

[Christy Lee]

Are you hitting on him?

[Jess Hooker]

Do they make that?

[Tom Griswold]

They do make it.

[Bob Kevoian]

A men's sizes.

[Josh Arnold]

The acerbic wit of Jess Hooker. There's Willie G at the prize pick sports desk. Hey, man, Ace Cosby there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Ace, thank you for the tip on the Skechers slip ins. I got a pair, man. You gotta go out to the mailbox or whatever. Rip right on out to the mailbox. Inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a big journey to the mailboxes, Tom?

[Josh Arnold]

This is my new thing. I sound effect everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice. Good.

[Christy Lee]

Do you immediately take your shoes off and put your slippers on that?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. But I was going out to the mailbox in my slippers.

[Christy Lee]

Uhhuh.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't like that.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I did slippers in public yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

It was 10 minutes and I, I felt like a fool.

[Jess Hooker]

Were they hard soul, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they were. But you feel like an idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

And mine are hard soul, but I don't want a, you know, a little gravel in my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now do you wear your. Do wear your slip in public or.

[Josh Arnold]

My slip. I often do wear in public. Yes. A slip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Makes you look dainty and feel pretty. Okay. We were talking about these monks walking across the usa.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great cause. They're trying to help folks out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing to make fun of here.

[Bob Kevoian]

I swear to God I am. I'm going. This guy's name is L O N G. All right. L O N G. Last name Dog. No way. Yep. Long Dong, spokesperson for the Fort Worth temple. Where is Mr. Long Dong? I'm not like, I wouldn't make it up.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they might have made it up then.

[Bob Kevoian]

It shows a photograph. It shows a photograph. A number of these guys are not wearing shoes. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sure in Texas they. I bet they put them on when they get to Kentucky when it's 40 degrees below zero.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, if these guys were walking across. Across the country saying that we should teach sailing in public schools, you'd be right on board.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, true.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but they'd be wearing Topsiders.

[Tom Griswold]

Why did I try to get involved?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the first photograph shows these guys and their feet are all bandaged up.

[Josh Arnold]

And isn't that when you get shoes?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

When you have to bandage your feet, you don't look at each other go, hey, why don't we go ahead and get shoes?

[Bob Kevoian]

See, the first guy's got bandaged feet. So does the second guy. The third guy has sensible shoes on.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they were.

[Jess Hooker]

I think at this point, the monks wear sensible shoes. The shoes had probably hurt their feet. You got to break in shoes.

[Christy Lee]

The Dalai Lama was wearing shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

The Dalai Lama was wearing shoes when I met him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. A watch on also.

[Christy Lee]

He had a nice Timex watch.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't he hit on you?

[Christy Lee]

No, he didn't hit on me.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's still with us.

[Christy Lee]

He was sick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he still with us?

[Christy Lee]

Dalai Lama.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he's still here.

[Bob Kevoian]

If they picked the next year.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they have new Dalai Lamas when the old.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, don't they have, like, one waiting in the wings?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think so. It's like a child, isn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

They pick them.

[Tom Griswold]

They're really young.

[Christy Lee]

He's 90 years old. The Dalai Lama.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The monks walking across the country are from a. They're. They're from monasteries all across the globe.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you go see them if you knew they were walking in your area?

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently they're drawing huge crowds.

[Jess Hooker]

They are. And there's people that'll run up and, like, take selfies with them as they're walking. It's kind of disrespectful, respectful. It's weird.

[Greg Warren]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

But they'll eat the food. And they're only eating and drinking what people give them.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, It's a fasting walk. And so there. Would you give them. I would give them water and fruit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. For me, it would be. I would. Hot Sprite and a bowl of dry grape nuts. The most miserable food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd give them, like, biscuits and gravy or like a hot brown, or they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just want to sit down after something.

[Tom Griswold]

Heavy and gravy based. Yeah. A lot of dairy in there.

[Christy Lee]

Here.

[Josh Arnold]

A Fetuccini Alfredo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

This is in this. They're in South Carolina in this particular picture, and they're all wearing tennis shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're almost there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're almost they're getting close.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be so funny if they just got such great seafood in South Carolina. Actually, we're just going to hang out in Charleston. It's pretty cool here. We had one seafood tower. We don't care about our cause anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we're at Hyman's enjoying a nice fish sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

And they're storming the Capitol. Essentially, they're on way to D.C. to force Congress into doing.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're going to ask Congress to make Buddha's birthday a national holiday.

[Josh Arnold]

What if that's the most violent confrontation? They're starting fires.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this is. This is a sweet story, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's weird.

[Christy Lee]

They have their little dog. Aloka. That's their name. No, they're not old. I mean, I don't know if you. The dog is very cute. I. Can you see this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they look filthy. They look like.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they've been walking for days.

[Josh Arnold]

They were filthy before. Walk through a car wash.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much. We'll have to catch up with our other stories about the wedding vows.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we can do the sheep real quick. We got one quick story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. You have a picture of the sheep. This is awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Jason's got this. As many as 50 sheep unexpectedly overran a tiny supermarket in a Bavarian town.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happened.

[Christy Lee]

The sheep had got. Thank you for asking. They had gotten away from their flock and wandered into a penny supermarket in Bergson.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd they know there were 50? Because once you start counting them, don't you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what. That's what they say around 50. They can't keep.

[Christy Lee]

Store manager Jorgen keeps told local media that he initially thought he was being pranked. He said the sheep caused a mess during their short visit and staff had to get creative to encourage the sheep to leave.

[Tom Griswold]

This is so funny. It's like Black Friday for them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look at it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going in.

[Christy Lee]

There.

[Jess Hooker]

There.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't move. There are so many sheep inside this place. And, of course, there was. Once they left. They had a lot of cleanup to do. I bet that is fun. And this was in Germany.

[Christy Lee]

Bavaria.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you'd expect more from a German shepherd. Usually they're more disciplined.

[Tom Griswold]

You see what you've done to us today? You've tired us out so much. But that was a good joke. We can't even laugh at it. We're so exhausted. I'm scared to laugh at the setups with the puns you're making.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because the thing is, the sheep walks up to the door. The door. Those doors are all automatic. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So that's why they all went in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So for some reason, the sheep walks up, door opens and they all follow the one guy.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. That's what sheep do. They follow each other. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where there's a wool, there's a way. Oh, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Your thoughts on that, Willie?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a hater.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's true. We have one more, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't wait to get out of here.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were playing. They were, they were playing a game. Followed the bleeder bleater.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, I mean, goats really bleed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those were goats dressed as sheep. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and To and Tom Show. Hey, I'm Chris VanVliet, host of the number one podcast Insight with Chris VanVleet. On the show, I sit down with the biggest names in pro wrestling, sports, film and beyond. These are real long form conversations that.

[Tom Griswold]

Go behind the scenes and beyond the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Headlines with people like John Cena, the Undertaker, Cody Rhodes and more. We talk mindset, motivation and what it takes to succeed. This is Insight with Chris Family. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.