The BOB & TOM Show - January 13, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show - January 13, 2025

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Introduction

The January 13, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivered a blend of comedy, sports talk, and current news updates. Hosted by Tom Griswold and Chick McGee, the show featured regular contributors Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, and Ace Cosby, alongside guest comedian Greg Warren. The episode navigated through sports highlights, intriguing news stories, and lighthearted banter, ensuring an engaging listen for both regular fans and newcomers.

Sports News

NFL Playoffs Update

The show kicked off with an exhilarating recap of the NFL wildcard weekend, focusing on the Washington Commanders' dramatic win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Chick McGee highlighted the critical moment when kicker Zane Gonzalez's 37-yard field goal bounced off the right upright and went through as time expired, securing a 23-20 victory.

Chick McGee [05:07]: "Washington wins 23:20 last night over Tampa Bay in Tampa. And now it's on to Detroit. So be careful what you wish for."

Tom Griswold humorously coined it a "divisional doink," adding to the excitement surrounding the Commanders' advancement to face the Detroit Lions in the next round.

Bills Triumph and Eagles Victory

The discussion moved to the Buffalo Bills' impressive 31-7 win over the Denver Broncos, emphasizing Josh Allen's two touchdown passes and James Cook's standout performance with 120 rushing yards. Additionally, Jalen Hurts led the Philadelphia Eagles to a 22-10 victory over the Green Bay Packers, marking their first playoff win in 6,945 days.

Chick McGee [08:58]: "And Jalen Hurts throws two touchdown passes in his first game since a late season concussion."

Coaching Changes and Fan Reactions

The Patriots hired Mike Vrabel as their new head coach, following the firing of Gerard Mayo. This change comes after a challenging season where the Patriots finished 4-13.

Chick McGee [10:29]: "Mike Frable. Also Ohio State Buckeye, by the way. There you go."

News Stories

Undisclosed Sex Toy Incident During MRI

A startling story emerged about a 22-year-old woman who was hospitalized after undergoing an MRI with an undisclosed metal sex toy inserted. The FDA reported that the device, intended to be 100% silicone, caused severe internal injuries as the MRI’s magnetic field pulled it through her body.

Christy Lee [65:00]: "According to the Food and Drug Administration, a woman was hospitalized recently after she'd placed into an MRI but had a metal sex toy in her rectum."

Donut Shortage in Nebraska

Due to a manufacturing error involving a single supplier, Dunkin' locations in Nebraska experienced a significant donut shortage. Approximately 4% of Dunkin' USA stores were affected, leading to empty donut cases and customer notices about unavailable pastries.

Christy Lee [142:07]: "Supply issues have led to a donut shortage at some Dunkin locations in Nebraska."

Space Junk Crashes in Kenya

A massive piece of space debris, measuring 8 feet in diameter and weighing around 1,100 pounds, fell into the Kenyan village of Mukuku. Officials believe it to be a separation ring from a rocket, prompting safety cordons around the crash site.

Christy Lee [140:17]: "A massive space object fell from the sky and crashed into a Kenyan village recently."

CES Unveils High-Tech Sex Toys

At the Consumer Electronics Show, Lovense introduced the Solace Pro, a male masturbator equipped with artificial intelligence. This device synchronizes with video content, including video games and pornography, allowing users to experience synchronized vibrations in real-time. However, experts warn about the potential cybersecurity risks associated with such connected devices.

Christy Lee [59:00]: "Lovense unveiled its latest smart sex toys at the CES Technology show in Vegas."

Comedy Segments and Guests

Guest Appearance by Greg Warren

Comedian Greg Warren joined the show to discuss his podcast, "The Warren Report." He shared insights from his recent episode featuring Josh Arnold, where they delved into topics like Bass Pro Shops.

Tom Griswold [10:44]: "Our good friend comedian Greg Warren will be joining us and his... Do we have a release date on his new show?"

Reno Collier’s "Snowmageddon" Skit

Reno Collier presented a comedic take on a minor winter storm in the southern United States, humorously exaggerating the residents' reactions to just a few inches of snow.

Reno Collier [131:08]: "Sometimes horrifying disasters hit us out of nowhere... especially in the south... they treat it like a catastrophic Hurricane Bomb."

Promotions and Advertisements

Progressive Insurance

The show featured Progressive Insurance's "Name Your Price" tool, allowing listeners to set their budget for car insurance and receive tailored options.

Tom Griswold [00:03]: "With the name your price tool from Progressive, you can get a better budgeter and potentially lower your insurance bill, too."

Stephen Singer Jewelers

Stephen Singer promoted his exclusive Valentine's Day rose, dipped in 24-karat gold and available at a special price with a lifetime guarantee.

Chick McGee [14:01]: "I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?"

SimpliSafe and BetterHelp

SimpliSafe offered home security solutions with active guard outdoor protection, while BetterHelp advertised its online therapy services, emphasizing affordability and convenience.

Chick McGee [54:39]: "You enjoy the same peace of mind I do every day at my home with SimpliSafe."

Tom Griswold [75:29]: "BetterHelp is all about flexibility. So write the story of your life and make it work for you. Perhaps a little bit better with BetterHelp."

Engagements and Personal Insights

Engagement Seasonality

The hosts discussed the timing of engagements, questioning the popularity of Valentine's Day for proposals and considering alternative dates to make the day more personal.

Chick McGee [88:43]: "Do you think Shaq's tall?"

Holiday Decorations Regulations

A segment covered new city ordinances in Germantown, Tennessee, restricting the duration of holiday decorations to maintain aesthetic standards and prevent clutter.

Christy Lee [73:54]: "She received a notice that the decor was in violation of city code."

Conclusion

The January 13 episode of The BOB & TOM Show seamlessly blended sports updates, quirky news stories, and comedic interactions, all while promoting relevant products and events. With engaging discussions ranging from the NFL playoffs to high-tech innovations unveiled at CES, the show provided a comprehensive and entertaining listen. Guest appearances by comedians like Greg Warren and Reno Collier added depth to the episode, ensuring a well-rounded experience for all listeners.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Jim Gaffigan joins us in the studio. A family man, a clean liver. Now, when you're on stage, Jim, you don't do a blue kind of show, do you?

[Greg Warren]

I'm very clean and kind of, you know, I talk about cake for like an hour. Cause, you know, cake's an important topic.

[Tom Griswold]

Cake. Tell me about cake.

[Greg Warren]

Well, there's a lot of different. Cake's a powerful food. Cake can actually bring people together. You know, it's Bill's birthday. I hate that guy. There's cake in the conference room. Well, I should say hello.

[Chick McGee]

Who am I to pass judgment on him?

[Greg Warren]

It's his big day. And admit it, when you hear this. Happy birthday, all you're really thinking is, I'm getting some free cake during the song. You just wonder what kind it is. Hope it's chocolate for me. There's so many types of cake. There's rum cake, which makes sense. Cause we've all been eating cake and thought, you know, this needs booze, booze, bottle liquor. I don't have time to eat and drink. I only got two hands, buddy, and one of them's holding a cigarette. There's fruitcake. That's a bit of a disappoint. Oh, yeah, you think that would be better. Fruit, Good cake. Great. Fruitcake. Nasty crap.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's amazing.

[Greg Warren]

Have you tried fruitcake? I don't even think that's fruit in there. You're like, what is that, a skittle?

[Tom Griswold]

What was that, a seed in here?

[Greg Warren]

What is this, a treasure map? What's the recipe of fruitcake? Anything but fruit. It's like the baker was just clearing off the counters, put all that stuff in there. People don't eat this. They just mail it to relatives. We all know cake's bad for us. You know, sometimes we try and disguise the fact we're having cake.

[Tom Griswold]

It's breakfast.

[Greg Warren]

I can't have cake. I'll have a muffin. You know the difference between a cake and a muffin? Nothing. How about those mini muffins. How much denial are we in when we're eating mini muffins? I'm just gonna have like one or 12. They're so small, they don't really count. They're like muffin vitamin.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like an astronaut. That's why I have them for breakfast.

[Greg Warren]

Can't have cake for breakfast unless it's a pancake. How'd that slide through? You're not having cake for breakfast. You're having fried cake with syrup for breakfast. Load up on that and try not to nap.

[Chick McGee]

Well, hey, good morning. Hi. Hello. Testing. Hi. Allow me to introduce myself.

[Christy Lee]

What's your name again?

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that beard looked good growing back in.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's all bushy, isn't it? I got a bushy beard. I got that bushy thing going. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Voice is a little rough, but we'll. We'll make it through. Hello, Christy. Chick at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

You're looking sound good.

[Chick McGee]

You're looking ruddy Patty.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Irish.

[Pat Godwin]

I was born ruddy.

[Chick McGee]

You look. Looks like he's been at sea. Am I the only one noticing?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you. Did you spend any time outside?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, Lots.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say. Yeah, you're very. Well, I drove to a place.

[Pat Godwin]

I drove to a place called Suntan City. That's how much I was outside.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that in South Africa?

[Chick McGee]

No, that's Sun City. Suntan City. Sun. Sun City. What's the word? Johannesburg. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's my buddy, Ace Cosby. Mr. Lucky. Mr. Lucky. Yes. Wearing the Notre Dame hat. We'll get to that in a second. And there's Tom Griswold. Did you have anything to do with Notre Dame? You just like him. Did you go there?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you much like Christy? I was all set to go.

[Chick McGee]

And then a job. Ah, all right. Well, there you go. Hi, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, good morning. It's good to see you again. You've been sick for about a week.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're back. Good to see you.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing more exciting than going to the doctor and telling him you're sick. And they go, it's virus and nothing we can do. Good luck to you. Yeah, good luck, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, so y'all plugged up? Everything's good now?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but. Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Wash your hands a lot, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

The dulcet tones. Okay. He doesn't want anything to do with me. That hasn't changed. Tell me more.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the nature of the illness?

[Chick McGee]

I'm tough. I can take it, Tom. That's why I've been here so long.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you got to be in a good mood. Your team won last evening.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. The last five wins for the Washington football team have been on the last play of the game. I don't know how. I don't know how much more I can take. But as we're going to hear coming up. Yeah, Washington. Their kicker, Zane Gonzalez. We call him Gonzo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He hit. Hit the ball off the right upright and it bounced through.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And you've seen them countless times. Hit the right upright and bounce away. This one bounced in.

[Tom Griswold]

Just happened on. Was it Saturday? Right. When was the one?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Game.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, gosh. It'll come to me. Sorry it wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Washington wins 23:20 last night over Tampa Bay in Tampa. And now it's on to Detroit. So be careful what you wish for.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I noticed a connection between the NFL and Classic Rock.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace will probably get this. I think Chick might get this, too. I'm gonna play you your hint and. Yeah. Yeah. This is an audio hint. The connection once again between the wild card weekend with the NFL and Classic Rock. Everybody ready? Here we go. Now listen carefully.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. We've been doing this forever. We've been doing Jalen Hurts and Love Hurts Forever. Who did that? Did somebody do that over the weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I just did it because it's. They played against one another.

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Tom Griswold]

You've got your Jordan Love and your Jalen Hurts.

[Chick McGee]

Jordan Love. The Love Boat. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

So for the first time, you've got them okay together. Wait a minute. The. Your mic just went out.

[Chick McGee]

Let me turn my headphones down. Okay, There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go. Yeah. So a little bit of Love hurts. Nazareth. The Nazareth bowl fan.

[Chick McGee]

The Nazareth bowl, you know, Mr. Christie. Christie's husband is a Packer fan.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, big time. At his jersey on all day yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

And the packers fumbled the opening kickoff.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, the opening kickoff, to me looked like the packers recovered it, but they gave it to the Eagles anyway.

[Christy Lee]

That's what everybody say.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't. I don't complain about refs calls. You know, you take care of your business. You play as a team and you win. But that thing looked like the guy who fumbled it got it right back and he had it on the ground. But they won. It's the fix was in I think. Was it? You know how Philly is. They're all wired up until he end.

[Josh Arnold]

Up winning that one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he sure did.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I failed to find out what I know you submitted your picks for the shoe in.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

I 2 and 2 and yeah, there was a little bit of confusion on.

[Chick McGee]

This end pending tonight. Well, you don't know how the point spread works either.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this wasn't the point spread. It was involving the document given to Josh to read and I'm not sure he read what you actually had written down.

[Josh Arnold]

I was reading it as the first team listed was the one that you picked is how I was reading it because I wasn't told exactly what teams you were picking.

[Tom Griswold]

So what I'm saying is you're going to have to check the check.

[Chick McGee]

I had the Eagles minus four. They certainly did that. I had the Chargers minus three beating Houston in Houston. That did not happen. I had the Ravens minus 10 versus Pittsburgh. Oh, that happened on Saturday night. Denver plus 10 at Buffalo. Buffalo pounded him like 31 to 7 or whatever it was. And the Vikings tonight I have Vikings minus one and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't a Denver that missed just before halftime kick. Tried to kick a field goal and it hit the upright and didn't go in right.

[Chick McGee]

And I had Washington last night plus the three Tampa Bay. So. But that doesn't mean Washington had to win by three, which is what I think you're thinking. That's not the way that works.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Off air discussion.

[Chick McGee]

That was all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very boring.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it good football over the weekend? Like good games?

[Chick McGee]

Last night's Washington, Tampa Bay. I think that was the best game.

[Christy Lee]

But the other one, well, the college games were great too.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. Ohio State and Texas. Yeah, that was something else on Friday night. Yeah. Jack Sawyer, the Ohio State Buckeyes touchdown return recovery for a touchdown.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Sawyer, All American. That's. That's got kind of that all American.

[Chick McGee]

Dreamed of being a Ohio State Buckeye when he's growing up in Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And now he is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

See, dreams can't come true until. Until life happens and squashes the life out. Which will happen to Jack. So sure it happens.

[Pat Godwin]

All of us at one point.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All of us.

[Tom Griswold]

On that note, life is suffering kids and glad to have you back and.

[Chick McGee]

I told you trying to have fun over here. Tom, don't do that so early. I. What did. Who did I tell you you was going to be the Patriots head coach before I left Who'd I say?

[Tom Griswold]

Brable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now he's. And you said I could take it as a pick, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't recall, but I guess so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He's head coach of the Patriots now.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

It happened yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

Mike Frable. Also Ohio State Buckeye, by the way. There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

You missed a lot. So we're to catch you up with some songs from Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up today, our good friend comedian Greg Warren will be joining us and his. Do we have a release date on his new show?

[Josh Arnold]

Nope.

[Chick McGee]

I saw Josh Arnold on the fabulous Greg Warren Podcast.

[Pat Godwin]

I did, too.

[Chick McGee]

It was wonderful right there in the studio. It was crazy sitting right next to Greg.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I had a good time on the Consumers.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the topic?

[Josh Arnold]

Bass Pro Shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Bass Pro Shop. Wow. That's something you know a lot about.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know. I knew some about the history, but not all. I learned some things.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is Greg a fisherman?

[Josh Arnold]

No. Well, there's a big pause between my answers and your response. That was like four or five in a row.

[Chick McGee]

I'm getting the same thing. I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I was trying to figure out if.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'm trying to give you room to expound.

[Josh Arnold]

Trying to figure out if I was being heard.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to really.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing everything I can, and he's already on me, and I'm in a bad mood, so I. I don't know what I can do lately.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know when you shout out what you shout out. Didn't you say something like, life is nothing but suffering? What was your quote here?

[Chick McGee]

Life is suffering.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Josh Arnold]

I forgot they took over the pyramid in. In Memphis basketball. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was a huge arena and they.

[Josh Arnold]

Turned it into a store.

[Christy Lee]

They did.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's nice. Gotta be fun. Well, coming up, as I mentioned, a comedian, Greg Warren. Exciting things in the world of news out there that we'll be getting to, including the donut shortage. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's a big.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Why aren't we leading with that?

[Chick McGee]

Don't even joke about saying yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Admittedly, it's. It's a somewhat limited. George, you'll be okay. Snowman in the news. Two sex toys stories in the news, both very interesting, and one of them involving the Consumer Electronics Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can only imagine. Yes. If they're getting a hold of sex toys at the ces, how that's gonna go. Also coming up, we have objects in space and a couple of interesting updates coming your way right now. I'm gonna update you on Valentine's Day. It's still happening. It's still coming. Therefore, I'd like you to listen to me for just a second. Stephen Singer jewelers, of course, Stephen Singer, famous for diamonds and engagement rings especially. That's the big Stephen Singer. Hey, if you're thinking of getting engaged, wow, now is the time. Look at the selection of diamonds at I hate stevensinger.com and he makes it so easy. But right now what I want to emphasize is the roses. The Valentine's Day rose from Stephen Singer, it's not just a real rose. It's a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold. And this year it's called the Peacock teal rose. Kind of a Caribbean feel, multi colored. A palette of some 20 different shades and you got to see it to believe it. And of course, it has the Stephen Singer lifetime guarantee. Like everything from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Where do you find them? Well, of course you find him @I hate stephensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

And you remember the call of the peacock, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Go ahead. It's lovely little things.

[Chick McGee]

It's beautiful people miles around here.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me get this this straight.

[Chick McGee]

You want to hear it again?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you're saying is if you get this lovely rose for your sweetie, when you hand it to her, she opens the box, you go, okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. But turn your mic off.

[Tom Griswold]

Good, good. Okay, good. Don't forget diamonds, of course, real diamonds exclusively. None of the fake stuff from Steven singer. I hate stevensinger.com. you can knock this off right now. Pull over, get it done. As they say, 79 bucks will get you that rose. And of course, if you're thinking of getting engaged, forget the hassles. One place, one price. Stephen Singer. I hate stevensinger.com. coming up, we also have a survey. I was just talking about this yesterday. Do we turn the Christmas lights off? Do we take the wreaths down yet or ever? We're gonna find out how people feel about that. And coming up, a song from Patty G. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, Arnold's here. Hi, Cosby. Remember me? I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom. How are you, buddy?

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Welcome back, Chick McGee. You find yourself in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Bob and Tom Radio Studios. Happy to be here. Josh, your beard's getting kind of lengthy. Yeah, getting long there.

[Josh Arnold]

This is what I refer to as my winter's beard. And it'll be this way for a couple more months.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like it's right from a poem. My winter's beard.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I am composing a poem now. Yeah, it's an epic. It's about 312 pages so far.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that or it's one of those alt bands that it's got like a banjo and a flute and a mandolin. You just want to start shooting.

[Josh Arnold]

Opening for Mumford and Sons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's winter's beard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In honor of Peter Yarrow. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He died while I was boy. That was a surprise, right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It really makes you think.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How old was he? 92.

[Pat Godwin]

Just like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone? Now on the other hand.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see this?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet I knew. Christie's got the obit.

[Christy Lee]

Sam and Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a sad one. I thought you meant Anita Bryant.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love salmon.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that Anita Bryant died till I watched CBS Sunday Morning. I thought she came up on the. That's what she is now.

[Chick McGee]

I said I thought somebody killed her.

[Christy Lee]

Already died.

[Chick McGee]

She was something else, right.

[Christy Lee]

She was 84. She passed away. Oh, but yeah, Sam Moore passed away as well on Friday. He was soul man.

[Chick McGee]

What would you rather hear Sam Moore saying? Hold on, singing hold on, I'm coming, or Anita Bryant singing Hold on, I'm coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Take care.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of my all time favorite songs.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Pick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. Do you remember what pop song references? Anita Bryant.

[Chick McGee]

Anita Bryant.

[Christy Lee]

Bryant.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She's actually referenced in a song. Anyone? Class?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Not sure.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay. A Jimmy Buffett song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Which one?

[Tom Griswold]

He goes, and I hope Anita Bryant never ever does one of my songs. I'll dig it up for you. She was the orange juice lady. Florida orange juice.

[Christy Lee]

I remember. I think she wasn't she Miss America.

[Tom Griswold]

I think she was Miss Oklahoma or something. I forget where she was something. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I believe she performed at one of the first Super Bowls.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. At halftime. Wow. She had an insipid hit single called I want to say Paper Roses or Paper Flowers.

[Chick McGee]

Marie Osmond. Marie Osmond had paper. Paper roses.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. In any event, she's. She's gone now, so she had gotten into this whole anti gay thing and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, she knew how to hate early on.

[Tom Griswold]

And her. Her career tanked. But those are some of the obits. But that's not what we're here for.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

What are we here for?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we gotta catch you up on a couple things you missed last week, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Not to mention on. On Friday, once again, Chick has been sick, but he's feeling a little bit better. He's here in the studio with us. It's good to see you. And let's review some of the things that we.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Things we learned while I was sick. Here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I referred to Christy as a. She had a particular look, which you kind of have again today. Sort of that snow bunny opera ski. I think in the James Bond movies, they might call her a sex kitten. You know what I mean? Is that kind of. But you think it's kind of a hot look. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Who came up with that term sex kitten? They couldn't be two different. Yeah, you don't want to have sex with a kitten, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but Christy made it. She used the phrase sex cat last week as a joke, and that sounds. Doesn't that really hit the ear? Oddly, sex. Oh, she's a sex cat.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, she's a real sex cat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't like it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's one of those phrases. You're hanging out with your buddies, and one of them says, hey, look at that sex cat over there. You go, hey, I gotta get home. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I need to be your friend anymore.

[Chick McGee]

I can't be your friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but sex kitten was. It was kind of like one of those after dark Playboy magazine words.

[Christy Lee]

Is that where cougar came from, you think?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You got to grow up to be. You go from a sex kitten to a cougar.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, that's a nice look for you. It looks like you're. What is it? Hot toddy post. Skiing at this. Sitting by the fire. Yeah. It's a good look. Thank you. We had the story again. This comes around every few years. There was and is a cold front that has descended on quite a bit of The United States, including parts of Florida. And authorities are warning that iguanas, when they get really cold, they go into kind of a. Kind of a comatose state, and they fall from trees, and they can be up to five feet long, and it can be actually dangerous. But authorities came out and said, hey, don't bother the iguanas. They'll warm up typically, and they'll be okay, but leave them alone. You don't have to bring them inside or anything.

[Christy Lee]

Bring them inside. They'll warm up quickly.

[Tom Griswold]

We found out that you microwave them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If I'm not mistaken, was it Josh that once actually owned two iguanas?

[Josh Arnold]

Osu.

[Tom Griswold]

OSU had two iguana. You'd have said the one my brother did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, I don't want to answer. I don't want to ask this, but I really want to know. Do we know what the names of the iguanas that Oskar owned were?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I think he did tell us.

[Chick McGee]

Was it, like, Mutt and Jeff or Jack and.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

Why did I say Jack?

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, so it may be raining iguanas in. In Florida. So be careful out there. Just leave them alone. According to. According to authorities, they go into a dormant. It's called a stunned state. But they're not dead. They will typically come. Come back. They'll be. They'll be okay.

[Chick McGee]

Dean and Jerry were the names of the iguana.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see. So raining iguanas. Be careful. That sounds like, as I mentioned, a bad Tennessee Williams play. It's raining iguanas now.

[Chick McGee]

We have the Night of the Iguana. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a story about two women that were lovers. They're a couple, and they had magnets.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Implanted under their skin so they could connect to each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. On their hands.

[Christy Lee]

On the back of their hands, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they would. They, you know, literally would hook up. But the. I forgot. What do they call that? Body modification, I believe that's called. And then if they break up it with. The question was asked, will they have one of them flipped over so then they. So then they actually repel each other. I was trying to. Still trying to figure out they were on the back of the hands. Is that correct?

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yikes. And I don't know if that would affect your. Would that erase your credit cards? Because we told the story of Chick Magee and degaussing his television as a child.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. I love doing that. Yeah. I only did it once that was an exquisite beating.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now that they have the chip in them, I don't think you can. I don't think the magnets would make a difference, would it? Does a magnet affect that little chip in your credit card?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think it does.

[Christy Lee]

I think it was just the magnetic stripe. Was the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

The day that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are all. Those are all fair questions. I don't know. But the magnets in their hand, it was kind of a fun story about a fun love story. And then we asked if your refrigerator. A lot of refrigerators no longer will accept the magnet. Mine won't.

[Chick McGee]

I had to look for. I specifically wanted a refrigerator. I put magnets on the front. I had to look for it.

[Christy Lee]

So I like magnets.

[Tom Griswold]

Then I found out that we do have Bob and Tom refrigerator magnets, apparently several from. From back in the day. I. I had no. I had no idea. Okay. We also learned that we had a very couple of very fine guests, and Nick Griffin was here, and he is on the road. He's got a great special. What's it called? Wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely wonderful. We highly, highly recommend it. And what else did we learn? Oh, we learned about perfume. Again, there's a lot of. This is fascinating to me. This is the perfume season, I guess, post. Post Christmas, really. You know, there's.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think indoors.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's a. Not an inaugural per. Or I guess, cologne from Mr. Trump. Have you heard about that? No, I'm not kidding. He's pitching. He's pitching it on various radio commercials and stuff. And that pretty much sums it up. We did have a story not too long ago about vaginal magnets that were a form of therapy. Do you remember that?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

They're inserted. And what are they meant to do?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you've heard of. It's. They're meant to treat menopause.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You've heard of the. Yeah. You've heard of people wearing magnets for various ailments? You know, the. On their wrists and stuff and wearing copper. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Heard of copper bracelets? Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's also a thing with magnets, but yes, this is a thing for vaginal use.

[Christy Lee]

I know that there are some people who do magnet therapy where you go and they run magnets over your body.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

In this case, this says several doctors interviewed in connection with where. And this is essentially, how do I describe underwear with magnets in it?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

So you don't insert.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Several doctors, it says here, are skeptical about Magnet therapy. They say that using vaginal magnets is a waste of money. Handy, though, for the fellas. If you have a compass.

[Josh Arnold]

I found it.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there.

[Josh Arnold]

And if you need a compass.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Or if you have been a while.

[Pat Godwin]

If you have the Prince Albert, you have a little hardware on your hardware.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's. That's pretty much enough to refresh, Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

I feel like I'm caught up. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, Patty G, you did a couple of songs last week. Would you care to share one of those with Mr. McGee?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what you're talking about, but I could put a couple of stories together real quickly to save us all a little bit of time.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's exciting. All right. Very exciting.

[Pat Godwin]

Fallen iguanas. Iguana. She got magnets on the back of her hands.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know what song you're referring to. We did a bunch of things last week.

[Christy Lee]

What song would you like?

[Pat Godwin]

I could do anything.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, instead of the fact. I think he. Were you doing the diamonds on the soles of her shoes? That Tom loves Paul Simon. I know that.

[Pat Godwin]

That was Paul Simon, but not that album.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that was sarcasm.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I don't even know what you're talking about.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you a fan of that Graceland?

[Tom Griswold]

Not at all.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. That's what we're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but I think your. Your hatred of that was so famous that you would know a little bit about the album is what he was hoping for, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I know nothing about it. Well, let's move forward here. Catch us up with a little bit of sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

Jaden Daniels last night ran for a critical first down to set up Zayn Gonzalez. They call him Gonzo's 37 yard field goal that clanked off the right upright and went through his time expired last night. And the Washington Commanders beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2320 in an NFC wildcard game for the Washington football team's first playoff win at 6945 days, not that I've been counting. Daniels became the third rookie quarterback in three years to win a playoff game. The Commanders now face the number one seed Detroit Lions in the divisional round on Saturday night, 8:00 Eastern. My baby number five throws for 268 yards and two touchdowns. And here's what it sounded like, I believe on commander's radio. On the call is Bram Weinstein and the color commentator is London Fletcher, former linebacker for Washington Washington Commanders off the upright and it is in.

[Tom Griswold]

They fight their way to the divisional round.

[Chick McGee]

They doink their way. I have seen it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I even get a divisional doink.

[Chick McGee]

That, of course, was Mike Tirico and Chris Collinsworth from the NBC broadcast. Now let's go to the screen. And you can see it there on the left you see Bram Weinstein leaning in and London Fletcher closest to you. That's the. This is how I listen to it. I listen to that.

[Ace Cosby]

Into the divisional round. Snap.

[Pat Godwin]

Good hold down kick on its way. Oh, it is done.

[Tom Griswold]

The Cardiac Commanders are the clutch commanders. They're punching the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Kicks in the door and kicks us into the. So excited.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Is that their engineer jumping up and down in the background?

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they were pumped.

[Chick McGee]

They were.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting, London doesn't say anything. He's just pumping the air.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, well, there wasn't any. Yeah, he was very. He was very excited, though.

[Tom Griswold]

So there you go.

[Chick McGee]

So now onto the lives. Josh Allen throws for two touchdown passes. And James Cook, the running back, scored on a five yard run, 120 yards rushing. The Bills win 317 over the Denver Broncos. The Bills wore down the Broncos by scoring on six of the first seven drives. Oh, that's got a.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll wear you down.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that'll wear you down. I. I'm worn down just reading it. And Jalen Hurts throws two touchdown passes in his first game since a late season concussion. And The Eagles a 2210 wild card playoff win over the Green Bay packers in Philadelphia. And the quarterback for Green Bay, Jordan Love.

[Tom Griswold]

And here we go.

[Chick McGee]

And Jalen Hurts.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go, a little Nazareth tribute to the two quarterbacks, Jordan Love and Jalen Hurts.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's. That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

What if they picked it up in the broadcast?

[Chick McGee]

I swear I saw someone play that during the coverage of the games yesterday. They were playing Nazareth and Love her.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's funny.

[Chick McGee]

So I'm. And the Patriots have hired Mike Frable as their head coach. The move comes after Patriots owner Robert Kraft fired Gerard Mayo and they couldn't find anyone with the last name Miracle Whip to come in as head coach.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they couldn't do it.

[Chick McGee]

They couldn't do it. So the Patriots finish at 4 and 13 this last season. So Coach Frable has a couple things, certainly some things to work out. And those two Yankees fans, you remember this. The Yankees and the Dodgers were in the World Series. They interfered with outfielder Mookie Betts during a World Series Game at Yankee Stadium.

[Josh Arnold]

Grabbed his glove.

[Chick McGee]

Grabbed his glove. Tried to take it off his hand. They're now banned from all Major League Baseball games.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sounds about right.

[Chick McGee]

Major League Baseball sent a letter to Austin Capo Bianco and John P. Hansen informing them of the decision. In the letter, LA League told the men their conduct posed a serious risk to the health and safety of the player and went far over the line of acceptable fan behavior. It warned that if they are discovered at any Major League Baseball property or event, they will be removed from the premises and subject to arrest for trespass.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's good. You can't show any lenience. Now this too, because otherwise you'll get copycats.

[Chick McGee]

And this brings up one of the most famous stories in Major League Baseball. When Bobby Valentine, manager of the Mets, I believe at the time, was kicked out for arguing with an umpire. You've seen it. The manager gets tossed. Well, he came back in a mustache and sunglasses and tried to sit in the dugout unnoticed.

[Josh Arnold]

And I guess, wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

I guess the. The TV broadcast saw him in the dugout and blew the whistle on him. So the umpires came over and said, look, you. You gotta. We threw you out for, you know what we appreciate.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have liked it if the umpire went, you know what you put in the effort.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You can stick around.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I don't know where. I don't know where your fake mustache came from.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think these guys are going to do that? They'll.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

They mustache up for a game.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say is how would they know they were there. They don't ask for your ID when you go into the stadium.

[Josh Arnold]

Now it's probably a matter of, look, you're banned. So if we find you.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they just wanted to make a statement and this is the way to do it. I don't think they're going to be checking IDs at the door. Although I suppose they might put their credit. A credit card with their name in some kind of a file. I don't think they're going to worry about it too much. But they're making. There, they've made their point.

[Christy Lee]

Now don't mess with the players.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, Pat, I do have a song I want you to play when we come back.

[Pat Godwin]

You gotta. Okay, you gotta get a heads up. I'm ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we have a couple exciting songs coming up. We also have a very unusual story coming up. We've talked about this a little bit before in the world of the mri, the, the medical procedure involving a very elaborate machine.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of magnet there.

[Tom Griswold]

Loud.

[Chick McGee]

Have they quieted that down yet? I haven't had one for a couple.

[Christy Lee]

Of weeks, so I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Quiet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they give you. When I got one recently, they gave me your ear. Earbuds, Headphones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there's something interesting happened with one. We'll, we'll be getting to that coming up right now. I'll remind you that January can be a little bit rough on people. The holidays, etc. Etc. Etc. Maybe 20, 25, time to get a fresh start. That's what a lot of us feel that way. We have New Year's resolutions, et cetera, et cetera. Maybe think about therapy as something to help you through all this stuff. And that's where better help comes in. Betterhelp is fully online making therapy affordable and most of all making therapy convenient. Right now, serving 5 million people worldwide, it's a big number there. Some 30,000 plus credited therapists are working with better help. What it's all about is doing the therapy like you do a zoom call or even just like a phone call. The therapist is available and you could even do texting back and forth. It's up to you the way you do it. It's up to you where you do it. So better help is all about flexibility. So write the story of your life and make it work for you. Perhaps a little bit better with better help. Visit betterhelp.com BTShow today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com BT now when we come back, we have a bunch of exciting things going on in the world of news and a couple things I forgot to update chick on, including when you'll be quite interested in. From the world of rankings, we have the rankings of the male member by country. And any preconceived notions you have about this will be correct. That's all I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

They'll be correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

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[Greg Warren]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Reno Collier]

Every bite's a big deal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hello. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. That's right. Is Chick still a Washington football fan? Oh, yeah, he is.

[Ace Cosby]

The Washington off the upright.

[Tom Griswold]

And it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can hear it. That's a heck of a sound.

[Tom Griswold]

So it hits the. It hits the upright, clings in off.

[Chick McGee]

The right, clangs in. And Collinsworth says, seen it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I even get a divisional do.

[Chick McGee]

Divisional doink. And now on to Detroit Saturday night, 8:00 Eastern. Join me, won't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have a forecast yet? Is it. Is that there's a huge cold snap.

[Chick McGee]

Detroit plays indoors, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good, good, good. And then do you remember a couple.

[Chick McGee]

Years ago that some reporter asked. I'm not sure who it was now they wanted, are you getting your team prepared to play in the elements of Detroit? And the guy went, they play indoors. I mean, she really built it up. It was like she'd done her homework. And. Yeah, it was. It was unfortunate. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's embarrassing.

[Tom Griswold]

And hitting the upright. I wonder what the percentage is that Go in.

[Chick McGee]

I. It's the first one I've seen all year that's at the. Hit the upright and gone in. There's great video of the kicker for Washington, Zane Gonzalez, running onto the field. And he has his helmet and he's getting ready for the kick. And he keeps taking his helmet off and adjusting his hair and putting it and then going back and putting his hair and going and going back and put. He was so nervous. It was. And his hair is real short, for starters.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't feel. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He's just like, oh, he's just like, maybe. But of course he made the kick, so I'm not complaining. Yeah, yeah, Maybe get nervous and adjust your hair all you want.

[Tom Griswold]

If that's his way to treat his nervousness, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

And there was great video up of Peyton Manning describing how. How impressed he is with Jaden Daniels. And I believe Jaden and Peyton are the only two quarterbacks in a playoff. A playoff situation that didn't punt during a playoff game. I think him and Jaden Daniels and Peyton Manning. Oh, and I think we have the. The video of Zane Gonzalez of Washington fixing his hair there. Let's see how short his hair is. Go with the helmet. Go. No, I gotta fix my hair again. Okay, wait a minute. No, I'm looking around.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, one more time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a crew cut, basically.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And that is absolutely nerves.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not the helmet feeling.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, he's still doing it. Oh, my God. That poor guy was everywhere, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

He was Feeling the pressure.

[Chick McGee]

He's like. Imagine he's like Washington's third kicker, this for the season. But by gosh, he got her done. He did not call the bank, but they counted it anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

And you say if they. If you call bank off the post, you should get four.

[Chick McGee]

No, Josh came up with that, but.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm all for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, while you were going, we had a couple of interesting news stories.

[Chick McGee]

I always like what, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we had this one. This comes to us from the US Customs and Border Protection Service.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my. Smuggling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they intercepted three monkeys at the Texas International Bridge.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

They were intercepted. They were smuggling in drugs.

[Chick McGee]

Monkeys had drugs on them.

[Tom Griswold]

48. 48 year. 48. Excuse me. A 48 year old male human being was discovered with three live monkeys. Now, they were.

[Christy Lee]

They were hidden inside little spider monkeys. They're real cute little spider monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

They'll get you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It would have been better if it had been three monkeys in a trench coat just walking across the bridge. Nothing for me, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever see the video of Paul McCartney singing hey, hey, where the Monkeys before he goes on stage?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Did you finally see it?

[Tom Griswold]

God, that's so funny.

[Chick McGee]

You would really enjoy that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And the Beatles and the monkeys. They. The monkeys were around during some of the Beatles recordings.

[Chick McGee]

There were no.

[Tom Griswold]

The prefab four.

[Chick McGee]

There were no. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think Paul looked at that.

[Chick McGee]

Street fighting as a threat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, he was too busy fending off Brian Wilson. You know, they were kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really inspiring each other. The monkeys. They were just there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, we also had this one not too long ago, Customs in Texas again sees 26 pounds of cocaine hidden in a motorized wheelchair. So it's nice to see.

[Chick McGee]

Motorized wheelchair.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice to see that the drug lords are not. Are being kind to the disabled and helping them out. They knew it. They could tell because the wheelchair went by too fast. But Pat, now you have a. A song about smuggling. Is that what this is about?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I watched the show. Miami Customs and I had an idea to update our little song that there's sometimes a sing along. It doesn't have to be this early in the morning, but it can be if you'd like. So we'd like to know. Oh, yeah, you hide into cocaine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We'd like to know where you hide in the coke. Oh, there's coconut butt. Coconut button, maybe coconut but bend the man over. Coconut button, maybe coke in the butt. Yeah. Customs watching you since you arrived. Those Groucho glasses are a thin Disguise. Oh, you're walking real funny off the plane. But your suitcase has no trace of cocaine. I tell the other agents we must inspect him. Take him in the back and check his rectum. We'd like to know you're hot into cocaine. Like to know you're hot into cocaine. Oh, there's coconut butt, coconut button, baby coconut. But bend the man all the coconut butt, coconut bun, baby coconut but in the butter.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if you were doing that and the, and the condom that was whatever it was in broke, you'd. Well, probably die.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you probably would die.

[Josh Arnold]

People have plenty have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd get very high, though, before you die, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There'd be like maybe 45, 50 seconds where it'd be really good. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe because, I mean, you've also, you've got the folks that do the enemas with various alcohol. Enema, wine enema, etc.

[Chick McGee]

You get high with tampon soaked in.

[Tom Griswold]

Vodka, things like that, without that pesky wine breath.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No purple tea for that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yikes. It's all out there. Coming up, we're Gonna update Chick McGee on the length of the male member. We have male members in the news in an odd place this morning.

[Chick McGee]

And coming up in sports. You think Shaq's tall?

[Josh Arnold]

I do think he's tall.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You do.

[Chick McGee]

Shaq met somebody over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Taller.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Look forward to that.

[Chick McGee]

We'll talk about it.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel, ABC. Wednesdays, Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in the new family comedy Shifting Gears.

[Josh Arnold]

Dad, I'm broke and I need a place to stay until I figure out what the rest of my life looks like.

[Tom Griswold]

So a couple of days when his daughter moves back in. The last time you walked out that.

[Pat Godwin]

Door, you look back at me and.

[Tom Griswold]

Gave me a double bird.

[Josh Arnold]

I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversations.

[Tom Griswold]

The wheels come off.

[Josh Arnold]

Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you watched the news lately?

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a thing anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

New Wednesdays, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu, 9 o'clock.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. That's me on harmonica. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC insurance desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Hi, there There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee, fan of the Washington football team. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Your team did very well once again. How many games in a row have they won in the last Couple of minutes?

[Chick McGee]

5 on the last play of the game.

[Tom Griswold]

So exciting.

[Chick McGee]

We're at five. I don't know how much more I can take. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a visit recently from comedian Dusty Slay. I bring it up because Dusty's tour is about to get underway. He'll be in Pensacola coming up the 18th, and then lots of other spots real soon, including Evansville, Indy, Fresno, Boise, Colorado Springs, and Bakersfield. So if you get a chance, look into seeing Dusty. Dusty Slay live and in person. It was really fun talking to him. Speaking of comedians, coming up this morning, we'll talk with comedian Greg Warren with the Warren Report. And we should point this out. Josh Arnold, currently featured in a Greg Warren podcast. What's the story on that, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the podcast is the consumers, and I was a guest over the holidays. It was a really good time. And the topic was Bass Pro Shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so find out about the Bass Pro Shops with Greg Warren. It's fun. He does a deep dive, as they say. We return to the Sports Desk with Chick Magee. What's happening?

[Chick McGee]

We all know how tall Shaq is, right? What, seven two, Something like that? He's real tall. Well, he bumped into Oliver Rue over the weekend. Oliver is 7ft 9. He's red shirt freshman for the Florida Gators men's basketball team. And I think we have the video. There's Shaq shaking hands with the gentleman.

[Josh Arnold]

A normal person.

[Chick McGee]

A normal size person. There's Oliver behind him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. They're doing some kind of skit.

[Chick McGee]

They're doing a thing. See, Shaq is very surprised that Oliver's that tall. Look at the size of.

[Christy Lee]

He's a string. Being that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Shaq's eyes about go to his chin. Ruse chin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he's Shaq.

[Tom Griswold]

As you point out, Shaq is sort of. I don't know how to word this. Normally proportioned.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I was.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Oliver looks pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

He does.

[Chick McGee]

Then he looks a little thinner than.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A little string beanish.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But again.

[Chick McGee]

But he's grown two inches since the middle of the year, I think. Or the start of this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Or last year.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

20, 24. He was 7 7, and now he's 7 9.

[Tom Griswold]

So can he stand there and just touch the rim?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's exactly right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he can that's what he can do. Handy.

[Chick McGee]

And we have a special video for Tom. It's called Fun with Science. I don't know if this is a new feature for the sportscast or not, but check local listings. But it's a lot of snow over the most parts of the United States. And what's. What's worse than shoveling snow? I can't think of anything. Well, this gentleman took a piece of viz queen and put it over his walk. And I thought Tom would find this fascinating. He just peels the viz queen back after the snow's fallen, and he has a. A pristine walkway up to his house. And I thought Tom would be fascinated by this.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like they got about 2 inches, 3 inches there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Depending on how heavy the snow.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a horse.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a professor that tried that with his car.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He just covered his car in. In Visqueen and then. But the problem was the Visqueen froze to his car.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So it didn't work at all.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Thankfully. Totally worked for this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't know if he put some sort of pam on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Non stick.

[Josh Arnold]

And he doesn't seem to be having. He doesn't seem to be struggling with the weight.

[Chick McGee]

Just him pulling.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a fairly light snow and it's only a few inches, but pretty great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Smart. I shoveled a lot of snow.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you should. Maybe you should try that. And I think you should shovel snow early and often. Will you not do that? You know how many.

[Tom Griswold]

I hit the gym a lot. I'm capable of.

[Chick McGee]

No, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right. No, it's not up to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Ask your doctor. You're all right.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. You know, your heart wants to jump out of your chest and grab the shovel. It says it's up to you. I mean, what the hell am I.

[Tom Griswold]

And I've always liked shoveling, so.

[Christy Lee]

You've always.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's like raking leaves with you.

[Christy Lee]

There are people who do enjoy it.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I know when you rake leaves, you like to reenact battles for civil kind of histories, battles from around the world.

[Tom Griswold]

You get General Grant over here.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something about snow shoveling I really like.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's always very tangible. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Always have. So. Yeah, that's. Well, that's an interesting thing. And I've also heard of the thing of putting it over your car.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's chick.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to put pam on the one side of the visco.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not too sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't that just grease up your windshield?

[Josh Arnold]

Our professor walked in and he was dripping with sweat and he had his bicycle helmet on. And he explained to us because I had to ride my bike here this morning in the snow because. And then he started bragging for a. And I'm not exaggerating for about five minutes about how, how much more comfortable he was than we were. I used all my body heat, so now my body is generating its own heat. You all are sitting there freezing because you drove in cars with heaters. I was able to create my own heat. Oh, and the weird thing, he was a computer professor. He wasn't. It wasn't like he was doing biology or anything. We all started just laughing at one point. We're like, why is this guy.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he was just trying to make himself warm.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was dripping.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he have one of those bikes of the big fat tires for winter time?

[Josh Arnold]

Those weren't even around in 98 or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

So that was a heck of a ride.

[Tom Griswold]

So he's. He didn't slide underneath something covered in.

[Christy Lee]

Like that gray yucky snow that you get on the street?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, speaking of gray yucky snow, we're going to be seeing some of that in a news story coming up. What else is happening in the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

Well, real quick, one more time. Last night, late the NFL game on NBC last night, Sunday night, Jaden Daniels ran for a first down to set up Zane Gonzalez's 37 yard field goal that hit off the air right upright and went through the goal post as time expired and Washington beat Tampa Bay 23:20 in Tampa in the NFC wildcard game. And now Washington onto Detroit. Here's what it sounded like on NBC last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Washington coming angers off the upright.

[Chick McGee]

Hanging is okay. And that clunk you hear early on is the ball hitting off the right upright.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, the Washington commanders on the upright.

[Christy Lee]

And it is they might the goal.

[Chick McGee]

They must. I seen it all now.

[Tom Griswold]

I even. That's a great question.

[Chick McGee]

I know they mic the rim in the NBA. I know that they've done that forever.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know them.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't either.

[Chick McGee]

You hear them.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I knew that, but I didn't know they really.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have a mic on that thing?

[Josh Arnold]

You ever watch basketball?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. No, I know what they do in basketball, but in, I mean.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, they have a guy on the goal post hanging on the goalpost, got a boom with one of those booms. He holds it up.

[Josh Arnold]

It's real precarious. You don't see him in the shot.

[Pat Godwin]

He's by the drone.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they have to mic the nets in hockey because you just hear those, those pucks hit the posts and the.

[Chick McGee]

It's not the same thing, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

You know that.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very exciting.

[Chick McGee]

One's getting hockey get a good clang y. America. It's America's favorite pastime. NFL football.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I, I, I know.

[Chick McGee]

World record.

[Josh Arnold]

Way more popular.

[Chick McGee]

Get a load of this. An Australian free diver has broken the Guinness world record for the longest underwater walk with one breath. Female amber Bork walked 370ft and 2 inches along the bottom of a swimming pool to claim the title. Guinness noted the 35 year old walked 10ft further than the length of a football field with one breath. Or about the equivalent to the height of around 22 double decker buses stacked on top of each other. That really brings it home for us.

[Tom Griswold]

She's obviously she has a weight belt on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We'll keep her underwater.

[Tom Griswold]

To keep, to keep the human body is incredibly poignant. If you watch this video, it is kind of funny. It looks like, it looks like someone is just like, like really drunk.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, it's, it's great though.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine it's like an Olympic pool. It's not one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In somebody's backyard where she has to get that downhill uphill.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's great. Good for her. And now I don't know what the mail record is, but I'm sure it'll be interesting to find out. So one of these days I'd like.

[Josh Arnold]

To see the record for the average smoker.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't hold my.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if when you're done, do you just, do you have to eject the weight belt to get up quickly?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how you hold your breath that long.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just tough.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't Tom Cruise hold my breath? Very hold his breath for a crazy. Doesn't his.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wide shut. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's got to be something. Tom Cruise held his breath for six minutes underwater while filming a scene in a 2015 movie, Mission Impossible.

[Pat Godwin]

Six minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Six minutes.

[Chick McGee]

You know, maybe there is something to that.

[Josh Arnold]

Dianetics.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

It must be something today.

[Chick McGee]

You think they're raising fish people?

[Josh Arnold]

They got fish people teaching you how to breathe underwater.

[Chick McGee]

If they've got fish people, we don't have a chance. The land and sea.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm trying to see if. Does it say how long she was underwater? I don't see it here.

[Chick McGee]

Not participating in this world record anymore. I'm a conscientious objector.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, that's pretty amazing. Now is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

And they had. She had a white belt on. Do you. Do you wear a weight belt? And we were skin diving. Scuba diving, weren't we? Scuba diving?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wore a white belt and all that. It's kind of cool. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We had to get tested.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tested for scuba diving. Yes. They didn't do like syphilis. Got to make sure no aids, no gonorrhea. You know, the big ones.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, he really went there.

[Chick McGee]

He. I was just gonna get away from.

[Josh Arnold]

An ex reference, but man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's what the phrase. Have you been tested? That's what that used to kind of.

[Christy Lee]

He's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that doesn't make it right. If he's right, that doesn't make it right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by our friends at Simply Safe.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

It was a big week in Vegas. The Consumer Electronics show. And among other things they have a. A sex toy display with some very exotic and high tech sex toys. And there's some concern about them. We're going to find out what's happening there. We are reporting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back on the Give Them Lala podcast. No, I have a very short view. Get to know the TV personality.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't need to watch the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I get the real life version.

[Chick McGee]

From relationships and motherhood.

[Christy Lee]

Let me tell you something about breastfeeding.

[Chick McGee]

To business and beyond. Beyond.

[Tom Griswold]

You are scared of failure, so it prevents you from trying.

[Christy Lee]

This is where we implement a big set of ovaries and then we obsess.

[Chick McGee]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold is here.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chester.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Just look at the head of some of the.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Our artist friends that are on the road. And that would include Haywood Banks. He's in Ann Arbor this Saturday night at the Ark. By the way, you have to go in by two.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You wanna. No, singles tickets will be sold.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, sir.

[Chick McGee]

Saturday night in. In Michigan, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct.

[Chick McGee]

The lines are in. Yeah. Playoff Saturday night, 8:00.

[Christy Lee]

Good luck.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think the. What is it? What do they call it? The Venn diagram. I don't know of Haywood fans.

[Chick McGee]

There might be a lot of Lions fans, a lot of Haywood fans.

[Pat Godwin]

It is tough.

[Josh Arnold]

In June.

[Tom Griswold]

And would it be great to call the people at the arc and say, look, we'll give you 100 bucks, you put the TV set.

[Josh Arnold]

Sabotage.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you've told me about situations in which you've been on stage and they've got a big screen TV and they have them on.

[Pat Godwin]

You have to have the argument with the guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The person in charge. They never. Yeah, it's like during the playoffs and you're doing.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, we don't turn the TV down for nobody.

[Pat Godwin]

Sorry, we're gonna lose that whole bar.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, people enjoy themselves.

[Pat Godwin]

They don't want to be bothered by your comedy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, there won't be a playoff game. Willer. Friday evening, February 21, at the Riverside Casino and Resort. We're doing a special edition of our show that morning from the Riverside Casino and Resort. Thanks to our friends at 100.7 the fox and cedar Rapids. A special edition to this show. And then that evening I'll be your host for an event featuring Josh Arnold, Al Jackson, Jeff Oskay and Pat Godwin. Well, that'll be cool. Get the details at Riverside Casino and Resort. Now we turn that way and I can see her right there. It's Christy Lee. She is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a new AI powered male sex toy.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Christy Lee]

Allows users to sync their devices with videos and video games.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, we've been waiting for this.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. The company known as Lovenson. I don't know how to say this. L O V E N S E. Lovense.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that is a bad name.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Lovense.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it sounds like. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Lovense unveiled its latest smart sex toys at the CES Technology show in Vegas. And it includes the new Solace Pro, a male masturbator equipped with artificial intelligence that synchronizes with video content so users can feel what they watch in real time.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this is so.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. So does this sync to pornographic videos or to video games?

[Christy Lee]

Both.

[Chick McGee]

I would think absenteeism would spike after workplace.

[Christy Lee]

I would think the device can be integrated with video games as well, providing seamless vibration feedback based on on screen actions. And you can remotely pair with a partner's toy like the Mission 2 vibrating dildo to enable intimacy over long distances.

[Josh Arnold]

What happens if you accidentally watch the Lorena Bobbitt story?

[Chick McGee]

Whoops.

[Tom Griswold]

So. So wait a minute. I got to get this straight. So you could pair this with. This is like a him and her thing.

[Christy Lee]

I guess you can do that or you could do that.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's got the one and you've got the. Is this some kind of a sleeve? When you're done, can you use it as a guzzi?

[Josh Arnold]

Who replaced my porno with Edward Scissorhands?

[Tom Griswold]

But you can do it with video games.

[Christy Lee]

The company said that it's paired with over 30 different games to offer quotes, thrilling gaming interactions for enthusiasts.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Ms. Pac man is gonna need Visqueen like she's at a Gallagher show. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there have been for a long time X rated video games. Right?

[Josh Arnold]

That must be what they're gonna connect to.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Christy Lee]

If you're using these toys, we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. I'm looking at this thing and does.

[Josh Arnold]

It look like it's something that is hands free?

[Chick McGee]

Gotta be a.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's. It's kind of complicated. It looks like a tennis can. Ah, but super high tech with some kind of attachments on it.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a flashlight that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then at the bottom, what looks like a kind of a fleshy donut.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. A fleshy donut, but at the same time. Josh, look at this. It looks. It looks like a. It looks like a still picture from a Star wars poster. I mean, it's very high tech.

[Christy Lee]

Thus. There it is. Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there you go. Look at me.

[Josh Arnold]

Realistic thrusting sensation across between a Fleshlight and. Like a 1988 camcorder.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or one of those. One of those Hess trucks. Those model trucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

It's big tube.

[Pat Godwin]

That is.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be honest, I'm not. I'm not ready for that.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not ready for it.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

Not ready for it. I've never. I was never. I've never been a Fleshlight guy.

[Chick McGee]

You wouldn't be a part of the beta testing anything like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. Yeah. I'm not a male masturbator user.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, you don't need. You don't need devices.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I've never really been into that. I. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, J.

[Pat Godwin]

He'd rather sink his own device deep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you want. Don't you want tech to stay out of porn, really?

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are a lot of people, though, that might. That are lonely, that might enjoy this kind of thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But, boy, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this is going to cut down on productivity. You think the men's basketball tournament cuts down people working at the office until.

[Josh Arnold]

The Jack Utron is in every house? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, experts are warning.

[Tom Griswold]

They were going to use Jack Utron, but it was taken. And I'm guessing. I'm guessing that if there's a poor.

[Josh Arnold]

Guy out there named Jack Utron.

[Christy Lee]

I hope not go by John. Experts are warning consumers of remote controlled sex toys that are vulnerable to being weaponized against their users. So you're using something like this? Sales of the Internet enabled sex toys have been growing in recent years. However, a report commissioned by the UK's Department for Science, Innovation and Technology has found many of these devices and apps are not encrypted, making them vulnerable to cyber attacks from malicious third parties. Not only is intimate data at risk of being used, but the report said a malicious.

[Tom Griswold]

So in other words, the previous story about this penile sleeve, they're implying that if illicit. Yeah. Someone could. All of a sudden, it feels like a. One of those blood pressure cuffs. Hey.

[Christy Lee]

A malicious person could remotely take control of your device while being used. A research leader at King's College London, stressed there is an urgent need for policymakers to address these security risks. Can you. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

How'd you lose your penis? My Jackie drawn was hacked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You think that's bad? They got my butt plugged.

[Josh Arnold]

I noticed you were standing.

[Tom Griswold]

This is horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had the stories about the ones. The devices like this that you can go on WI fi and control them. Like you said before, this is one.

[Christy Lee]

Of those things for people that have long distance relationships. Maybe that's kind of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's fun, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're saying that if someone could hack into that and.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Would they know who you are?

[Christy Lee]

The guy in China would be having a hell of a time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Some bored kid in Russia. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'm gonna get this guy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna get this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He thinks his WI fi sucks now. Wait till his WI fi starts to suck. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm staying away from those things, Pat. You have any interest in those?

[Tom Griswold]

Zero.

[Josh Arnold]

No interest at all. There's not.

[Pat Godwin]

I like real people. Real good times.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're a people person.

[Tom Griswold]

I am indeed. I've been in your apartment. You can barely find the remote for your tv.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had to find.

[Pat Godwin]

You had to help me.

[Tom Griswold]

If you had to find the remote for the Jack you drawn. Hey. What is it? And the Jetsons. Hey, Jane, stop this crazy thing.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

It changes the meaning of that. With George Jetson.

[Christy Lee]

You mentioned a butt plug. According to the Food and Drug Administration, a woman was hospitalized recently after she'd placed into an mri but had a metal sex toy in her rectum.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

The 22 year old patient did not disclose that she had a butt plug inserted when she underwent her mri.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

When the MRI was over, the woman reportedly screamed out in pain and was taken to a hospital. So this must have been on one of those. Not in a hospital mri, but those other places. The FDA provided no other details about the outcome of this case. So we don't know exactly who.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I don't think it's gonna. The MRI isn't specific as to how. It's not gonna. It's not going to ease the butt plug out of the way. It came. It went in. It's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you asked to disclose?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you have to disclose if you have any metal.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you do. I have metal.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't they put people through a detector real quick?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people sometimes, I imagine old people sometimes forget what they have in them.

[Christy Lee]

Is titanium considered?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know, but they refer to it as undisclosed butt plug. I believe they're opening at Bonnaroo.

[Josh Arnold]

They're very good. I'm not gonna have you besmirch one of the finest.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to ask Sammy. He always goes to Bonnaroo. I'm just wondering. Yeah, just the undisclosed butt plug. Yeah. They got a new violin player. It's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this poor woman. I can't even imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you should have known better.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't put things up your butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, she was. I think when. When women do that, or men, I guess, too, they're planning for something. They're loosening things up so that they're ready for. Yeah. Yeah. At least that's how porn stars do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They'll keep a butt plug in themselves for a couple hours before they go to set.

[Chick McGee]

Just like swinging a big, heavy bat before you go up to bat. Exactly. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, you could do that instead of the plug.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Although, by the way, first time chick fungo bat.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're a little more. They're a little more slender. That is disturbing. But I don't. I haven't had an MRI in so long. I forget, do they give you a lecture and say, by the way, do you have. You know, if you. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

What if you have braces, for example? Example, on your chest?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a real. I. I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

Good question.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what they would do in that case.

[Pat Godwin]

They're not real concerned with titanium being in there. Like, I have eight pieces of it in my back. I had an MRI about three months ago. They were not concerned about it at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so it's not effective. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I didn't think Titanic was magnetic.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the rectal iron fist?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now, does the fist come out sort of like those old picks?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they told me to take that out.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, you want to treat that much like a skeleton, you don't want to scrub it down.

[Christy Lee]

Guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we're just helping people out.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to get back to this for one second. So there's this metal object inside her rectum, right. And the machine just pulls it up.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it went the wrong way.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not gonna evacuate the way exit to Brooklyn.

[Tom Griswold]

So it doesn't go out the back. So I was gonna say. So the MRI machine, talk about ripping her a new one. It ripped her a new one out the front.

[Christy Lee]

I need more details on this because yeah, how would that work?

[Josh Arnold]

Because it also says she didn't start screaming until after the mri.

[Tom Griswold]

So I wonder, maybe they couldn't hear her.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy, I would hope they're able to hear.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they heard mine. Terrified of the mri.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, this is from the Food and Drug Administration. So I wonder if they'll release the final result. I mean, I'm.

[Christy Lee]

No, she.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to wonder if she. Maybe she was in an accident, was unconscious. I don't know. Wouldn't you say? Oh, by the way, wouldn't someone. One of the attendants, go, by the way, if you have any metal?

[Josh Arnold]

She must have been embarrassed or she didn't know it was metal.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, sure, I've. On occasion, I've forgotten about stuff in my butt. I can remember walking around. Has anybody seen the keys to the Suburban? Oh, of course. I shoved them up my ass.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it's ironic. I put them there so I wouldn't lose them. Isn't that ironic?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, detail.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, how far are we away from having a. Like, a chip put in our finger? So we get in our car and just. It just starts very, very close.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I would guess.

[Josh Arnold]

And then we're gonna. There's gonna be a rise in index finger theft because somebody wants your Rolls Royce.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Eyeball theft.

[Chick McGee]

Is that like a movie thing or that when they want a retina scan, do they actually take people's eyes they have in movies?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But I have more on this story. According to this, and this is from the Daily Mail, the result was the object being dragged up through the patient potentially damaging organs and tissue along the way. She was lucky to remain alive, according to this story.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a torpedo going through you.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

What a way.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say what country this happened in?

[Christy Lee]

The patient reportedly purchased the sex toy on the basis that it was 100% silicone.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Which, while still unadvised, to have inserted during the scan would have been safe.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

But it apparently was not.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not a complete idiot.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not like microwaving your tacos in. In aluminum foil like I did.

[Pat Godwin]

Like my son did.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. The taco was it. It was in one of those recyclable paper things. I didn't realize that they'd wrapped it inside that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Sparked quite a bit. That was. So this was in the United States.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, because if.

[Tom Griswold]

So, you know this chick, if you go to the uk, you have to have a butt plug adapter that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't use the American universal plugs.

[Chick McGee]

What you need.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Be sure to get that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very, very.

[Chick McGee]

You run out of power?

[Christy Lee]

I can show you the X ray if you'd like to see it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

How far did it go up in?

[Christy Lee]

Like, pretty far up there.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks to be. It's like almost to the small intestine. Like it's. It looks like it went through most of the large intestine.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like one of those little rockets you'd put a cap in and throw in the air and they turn around, land and explode.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, I love those.

[Chick McGee]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, those. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

You can tell it stopped at the liver. You can see that it's jammed up against the liver. That is brutal.

[Christy Lee]

You want to see?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why. Yeah, those, those cap rockets or whatever they. I don't. I never got a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love those.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I liked it, too, but it was just one pop.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they were heavy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it was fun, though. He them up in the air and they did get out of the way.

[Chick McGee]

Hit you on the head and crack.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Once again, this show coming to special edition of the show coming to you live with our special guest DJ that morning, Al Jackson. It's going to be Friday, February 21st at the Riverside Casino and Resort in Riverside, Iowa. Our hosts, 100.7 the Fox in Cedar Rapids. Hope to see you there. And by the way, that night, a special comedy show. I'll be your host with Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Al Jackson and Jeff Oskay. This is going to be fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we'll be starting that show locally at 5am Central Time and you can come. It's a free general admission for the morning broadcast, by the way, so hope to see you there. Information's available at Riverside Casino and Resort dot com. Once again, we hope to see you there. Christy Lee, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a disgusting, obscene snowman. How long do you keep your Christmas decorations up? I was just thinking about this on the way in because there's a beautiful display up here on top of the hill that I enjoy so much. And I was thinking, I wonder how long they're going to leave that up. And another woman has found out that she's not allowed to leave them up for a certain amount of time. According to her, her city not allowed. Yeah. Yes. Time limit government.

[Tom Griswold]

Are yours up still?

[Christy Lee]

Mine? No, mine are not.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine are up. The reeds are still up. The lights are still on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you gotta get on that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that needs to come down real.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you.

[Chick McGee]

Can you leave them up and not turn them on?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the lights?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I can unplug the lights. Certainly. We were talking about it yesterday, and a bunch of my neighbors. They're still on. Really? Wasn't Yesterday technically the 12th day of Christmas or something?

[Christy Lee]

Technically yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I gotta. I'll have to look that up. There's some.

[Josh Arnold]

January 12th. The first day of Christmas starts on the first.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. First day of Christmas would be.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine that's the case, depending on what heathen religion you follow.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll get to the bottom of that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm tired of you besmirching my voodoo practice.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the lights. I kind of want to leave them on.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see. Well, yeah, I gotta. I gotta turn them off.

[Chick McGee]

Are they just white lights?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You seem like a white light.

[Tom Griswold]

Clean.

[Christy Lee]

The 12 days of Christmas are December 25th through January 6th.

[Tom Griswold]

That may be in the United States of America, I think.

[Chick McGee]

All right, thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Everyone knows in the Holy Land.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure. Just scrambling to get out of this. We have a song coming up for Mr. Pat Godwin. I'm very excited about this, Pat. We have an interesting thing in the news that I think will get. You wanted to go. Also, we have booze news, of course, that also intersects in the world of space. And we have one small step for.

[Pat Godwin]

Man, one big stumble for me.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have something falling from space. Almost hit somebody. Yeah, There's a lot of stuff dropping in from space. Most of it burns up, but not all of it. We'll find out what that's all about. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail, or email.

[Greg Warren]

Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome to the Jungle Clones. It's the Jim Rome show podcast, the greatest and loyal fan base ever. You, the clones. It all starts with the jungle. We're in it to win it. And I'm in it to go as hard as I possibly can every day to make sure that you clones get the best possible product every single day. Day one, all in. Let's freaking go. The Jim Rome Show. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Our right here.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're all here. There's Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Christy Lee, Pat godwin I'm Chick McGee, remember me? I'm back. Here's Tom. Hello Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and Pat Godwin is across the way. Pat has lost his glasses.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. Oh no, I'm wearing these just readers that I got at the CVS there.

[Tom Griswold]

I see they're cheaters as my cheaters. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But your expensive, what are they called? Bifocals?

[Pat Godwin]

Progressive.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Progressive lenses. You checked all your pockets, all your jackets?

[Pat Godwin]

I, I did, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Whole weekend.

[Pat Godwin]

They're somewhere though.

[Christy Lee]

When did you last have them?

[Pat Godwin]

Friday.

[Christy Lee]

Here?

[Tom Griswold]

Well at the station it kind of reminded me. It reminded me when you're looking for something that's lost or you'll lose something.

[Christy Lee]

You need to pray to. St. Anthony we were.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah. St. Andy looks for lost things.

[Christy Lee]

He does, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

St. Andy Anthony. Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But when you're as close to him.

[Pat Godwin]

As you're real saint as Andy though, am I right?

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people say St. Tony.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we were talking about things that people leave in cars and when you sell a car or you but you buy a used car, you find stuff in it. Same with yes children. This is the source on. This is a guy that was trading in cars for 15 years. He said things found. You would not believe the amount of jewelry, hundreds of dollars in chains, fake nails and nail clippings.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Is this a guy, a car dealer? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People turn in a car, right. Dirty diapers come on. And then all caps. A lot of weed and paraphernalia. Mace, personal favorite condoms stored in the spare tire spot. So I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I was hiding something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know with every car I get I say I'm not going to, I'm not going to clutter up the console. I say that to myself. I'm not going. It's not going to be a catch all. I'm not going to just open the throw stuff in there. I'm going to keep it Never, never works my console right now I've had that car two years. You can't get to the bottom of it.

[Tom Griswold]

The front seat. Is the front seat usually used as a small desk?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, for the most part. Well not a desk but yeah. There are a pair of gloves out there which don't do me any good right now.

[Josh Arnold]

You have a compartment for those? Those?

[Chick McGee]

I do. A glove compartment.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know it's.

[Chick McGee]

Is that, is that a, is that an American thing calling it a glove compartment to the British have like it's a map drawer or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a great question.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'll have to find out. Yeah. I have a little plastic tote thing that I put on my front seat. So when.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you all the junk.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Because I've got people in and out of my car all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So, you know, how dare you take. Take up my.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but why don't you use the center console thing?

[Chick McGee]

Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

There's too much stuff in there.

[Chick McGee]

Do they get the. Do they ride the passenger seat? I see a lot of people. You driving and everybody in the back seat. Nobody in the passenger seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. The really little girls, they get very territorial when they turn old enough to get in the front. They want to be in the front.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You've got to be able to evacuate. You got to evacuate all the junk up there. The sunglasses, cursing matches, the gum, etc. Etc. This guy continues, he has found knives, quote, lots and lots of knives. And lastly, taking in exchange for vehicles, he has found plenty of panties. And he writes in quotation marks, yes, comma, used.

[Josh Arnold]

So I have a knife in my car.

[Chick McGee]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

In the count? Yeah, it's just a. You open it up and switch. Like a utility knife. Not. Well, not a. That's. That's the wrong word. No, that would be more of a utility. It's a. Like a knife.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean. I'll take this one. Butter.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Like a Daniel Boone knife.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you prepared to use it?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I am prepared to use.

[Christy Lee]

Is it for fishing for.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's for. It is in there for, like, if I ever need to just cut something. But I do. I am prepared to use it on a person if need be.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm attacked.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I always wanted to start a collection of switchblades. But you can't anymore. They can't. You can. They're illegal, I guess, are they lock knives or whatever they're. They're called?

[Tom Griswold]

I have a nail clipper. I've got a whole thing in the back. Toolbox, gym stuff. You gotta have it all, all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Have you driving the car with your knees, clipped your nails?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yes or no?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. Yeah, well, park. Certainly, certainly. Just get some nail manicuring in there while you're just.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever done that? No, but I know he has got his knees on the steering wheel. Of course you have.

[Christy Lee]

You drive with your knees.

[Pat Godwin]

You can when you're eating a walk.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, you know how healthy I eat. If you're eating a nice bowl of organic soup. No, I don't drive.

[Pat Godwin]

All comedians know how to drive with their knees. At least one knee.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we want to get back to the Silac insurance news desk starring Christy Lee who's dressed for apres ski with her nice toasty looking sweater on a little chilly.

[Christy Lee]

Check local listings dateline, Warrington UK or Warrington. They people there were upset because there was appearance apparently of a well endowed snowman on a street.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

7 foot tall snowman sporting a large male member made of snow and a pair of very bold snowballs was put up on the Grappen hall sports club's rugby pitch.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh well, come on. This is fine where it's at.

[Christy Lee]

No man drew mixed reactions from locals with one grandfather calling it absolutely disgusting.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a rugby pitch.

[Christy Lee]

Others took the snow sculpture in stride with person commenting, does he have an only fans account?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's one of those. It's first of all snowmen. There's supposed to be three large globes, correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Typically, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the classic snowman?

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This one has four from largest.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that looks okay.

[Chick McGee]

That's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean there's been blurred out like. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It'S like Japanese porn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the Chinese do that too?

[Josh Arnold]

I think a lot of the Asian. In fact, I don't even know if you can get porn necessarily in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, in China.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah you can, but you have to do it illegally. Oh wow, that guy looks angry. His eyebrows are kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Raised.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that's a dirty.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's barely noticeable.

[Christy Lee]

I meant dirty as in like gray, dirty, ugly snow.

[Tom Griswold]

At least it's bigger than his nose. That would be really impressive.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of stubby down there, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, a little bit huge nuts though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Somewhere there's a horny British woman looking for a magic hat.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wash tub full of balls. Isn't that what they say? Something like that. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Hot, frosty. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Reminds me of a T shirt I saw over the weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, What'd that say?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna have to semi paraphrase.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see, let me think if I can even say this. It was a woman of. Oh, let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

This is on the T shirt. A woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. No, no, the woman was wearing.

[Josh Arnold]

We're not. We don't have to.

[Tom Griswold]

And it said.

[Chick McGee]

Was she overweight?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, I don't. She's a lovely girl. She said something to the effect of some like dicks, some like chicks and.

[Josh Arnold]

Something to the effect of that.

[Christy Lee]

Or does it say that that's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you paraphrasing a T shirt?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm glad you censored it. Did I miss something?

[Christy Lee]

What'd you leave out?

[Josh Arnold]

Is. Is chicks not. Is that the word that you. Who knows?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I.

[Chick McGee]

So a guy's name dick is what you're talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

It could be. You could look at it that way.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, sometimes there are some really brazen teachers. I saw one that just said f you. My God, who's wearing that around?

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that. I saw that at the state fair this summer. Like, really as. As Sean Mori would say about that. So you want to prove your mom didn't dress you? Is that what's happening here?

[Christy Lee]

We all be nice to each other.

[Chick McGee]

There's a funny guy, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Now that always makes Pat laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the only reason I do it thing going on.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question about Frosty the Snowman.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

He's Jewish. He's Jewish, right? Frosty is a short name for like someone a Jewish name.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he come alive when you put the hat on? Is that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I was trying to remember the.

[Chick McGee]

But hot Frosty. It's a scarf that makes him come alive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The big movie of the. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen that six pack guy?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not watch that.

[Pat Godwin]

Ladies love it. I love their hot Frosty.

[Chick McGee]

Did you watch it?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they showing on the Hallmark Channel now?

[Josh Arnold]

Winter movies. Like there was one Saturday called Polar Opposites where a young girl has to go find her dad in Antarctica and she meets a. A young man to help.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a guy encountered penguins.

[Josh Arnold]

All kinds of things.

[Christy Lee]

How did her dad get lost?

[Tom Griswold]

Is he lost in Antarctica?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He's. He's up there and she needs to go get him.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But the Roman loving adventure and you.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you watch the whole thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I did.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take this. Were you tied to a chair?

[Josh Arnold]

I've bled. My love for the Hallmark Christmas movies has. I'm now watching non Christmas Hallmark movies.

[Christy Lee]

Good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a real problem.

[Chick McGee]

Is it because you feel like someone when you can figure out the ending? Is that what you're doing? That's this.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sitting there. Just.

[Ace Cosby]

I know what's gonna happen.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not. I'm guessing they don't have very many Christopher Nolan memento movies.

[Ace Cosby]

On Hallmark.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're kind of happy, right? Kind of a happiness guarantee Affirming. You're not gonna see. You're not gonna see blood on the iceberg, that kind of thing.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, that's a Lifetime movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the polar bear got him.

[Chick McGee]

That's Frosty's last name. Frostburg. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know where. By the way. By the way, where is. Which polar bears are where?

[Christy Lee]

North, south are.

[Josh Arnold]

Wherever. Antarctica. There are no polar bears.

[Tom Griswold]

Polar bears are south. Right.

[Christy Lee]

In the Arctic.

[Josh Arnold]

Just remember Antarctica. Anti Bear.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's what it is. Yes. Okay, good. Good to know. Coming up, we have.

[Chick McGee]

But they don't have ants in Antarctica. Right? No bugs. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We have more from ces, the Consumer Electronics Show. And we have booze in space and things falling from the sky that could hit you. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Greg Warren]

Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB, Tom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

With Jay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick. Good to have you back.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

And Chick. It's a new year. That means a new rose. Steven Singer jewelers. Brand new 24 karat gold rose. The new color peacock teal. Get it before they sell out because they will. Exclusively atI hate stevensinger.com Ace Cosby's there.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios now. Christy, do you happen to know is the. Is there a seasonality, two engagements? So with Valentine's Day coming?

[Christy Lee]

Christmas and Valentine's Day, is this the.

[Tom Griswold]

Time to check out Stevenson?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the big ones.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think the engagement ring season.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think Thanksgiving is a. Oh, we got engaged on Thanksgiving. I don't think that has a big.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey, when you're done taking a huge dump, would you mind? I've got something I want to ask.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, is it hack to try to get engaged on Valentine's Day? Heck yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Too many people.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like some women would be like, what, what?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

This is very romantic.

[Pat Godwin]

You do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's the most romantic day of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would think like, like May 19th would be more romantic because it's like, oh, no, this is our special engagement day as opposed to sharing it with anything else.

[Christy Lee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see your point. Yeah. I don't think. I mean, if she's bitching about that already, don't even bother.

[Christy Lee]

I think she's great.

[Tom Griswold]

If the bitching starts with the day you asked her. Get out now.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not asking.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not trying to curb potential bitching. I'm. How do you. How do you want to treat your. Let her know that this is a very special thing. That's what I'm trying to say.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying don't let it get. It's like someone who has a birthday on Christmas.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You're saying you want it to be just your special day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All right. We got to move on all this.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I did it on the day of the super bowl, so I'd never forget.

[Christy Lee]

Is there something gu really worry about? Do you think about it a lot, or is it just something that you go, oh, I'm going to marry this person, and I'm this. I know this is the one, and I'm just going to ask her? Or do you think that's why I.

[Tom Griswold]

Was asking you if there's a seasonality to it? I assume it. It drops slightly on April Fool's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a reason you brought this up in this room? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You should ask.

[Chick McGee]

All the marriages between all of us. You think that would be guys who.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the. I was thinking about Stephen Singer and how, you know, we were talking about the rose for Valentine's Day, but of course, he's an expert on diamonds, and I'm sure engagement rings are. I'm just curious. We'll ask him. He's going to be stopping by. We'll bring in the Steven Singer Singers, and we'll see if. If that's, in fact the case.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he still had warrants out for. In this state. He had what warrants out in this state?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you. That's very helpful. We have Christy Lee. I can see Christie. She's going to be occupying a couple spots in this room soon.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Florida say a deputy crashed his patrol car into another vehicle because he was distracted by porn, according to an Internet investigation obtained by Wesh tv.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's. It's in Florida, right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very good. Lake county Sheriff's officers Tristan McComber slammed into the back of a stopped vehicle on County Road 435 back in November. The deputy initially told officials that the brakes on his patrol vehicle locked up when he tried to stop, but then admitted later that he was looking at messages on his phone.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

When an investigation Determined that that was not the case. Mr. McComber admitted he was looking at pornographic material.

[Chick McGee]

I was looking at pornographic.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently. Apparently. I don't know if it was the body cam or whatever, but I guess there you could see in some of the frames that he was holding a phone up. And ergo, porno while driving.

[Christy Lee]

He's resigned from his position while facing termination.

[Tom Griswold]

So perhaps two things were getting rammed at once in the rear. Wow. Doesn't that. But by the way, wouldn't that be the good. Be a good beginning for a porno movie?

[Josh Arnold]

What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

You got a guy drive. Doesn't have to be a cop. It could be. You got a guy driving.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's watching porno on his phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not paying attention. Rams into a lady, and then they get out of the car and it goes from there. Kind of a meet cute, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that you're.

[Chick McGee]

I would love to find out who told you about Meat.

[Josh Arnold]

We found out.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, do we know.

[Josh Arnold]

We do know that somebody in this building rhymes with Jeff Oskay.

[Tom Griswold]

He's one of my favorite people.

[Chick McGee]

He. I don't think he knows that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, don't let him on.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Yeah, you got to keep it secret. You got to have everybody think that you hate them. That's just a good interaction.

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody afraid of me. That's what I want.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

That reminds me, Mr. OSU, along with Mr. Pat Godwin, Josh and yours truly and Al Jackson, doing a special show the evening of February 21st. It's a Friday at the Riverside Casino and Resort. And that morning we'll all be there doing a live broadcast. And the live broadcast. Free general admission. All the details are at 100.7 the fox in Cedar Rapids. That'll be cool. But now, Pat, we had a story about the cop ramming into someone because he's looking at porno. You got a tune?

[Pat Godwin]

Little reggae style chick.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Pat Godwin]

Let me get the right note. I think I got it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I crashed the squad car while Jim jacking to pornography Oh, I crashed the squadcom while distracted by the new daddy. That's the right note, baby. Oh, I had my cell phone in my right hand and the other on my D. Open eyes. I lied to the sheriff, man Told him I wasn't watching pornography. Oh, but Christy, the body cam caught me. And I say I wish I knew this guitar riff. Come on now. I crashed the squad car while jacking to pornography.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

Soon come. Soon come.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Soon come the harder they Come. What was that from? You were. You were at a restaurant. Soon come, soon come. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Never came.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, he'd ordered something. It was like, soon come, soon come. He kept asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, soon come, soon come.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's my soup? Soon come.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where's my soup? Soon come.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this place.

[Chick McGee]

All right. Thanks, pal.

[Tom Griswold]

So the guy's no longer a cop, by the way.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he got fired?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

He's been forced to. Yeah, they're gonna. They're looking at termination, but he's been forced to resign while they.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's pretty bold to be watching porno while driving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, it's done though.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't we all seen the big. The big SUVs with the video screens and every now and then they'll be porn on the video screens, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen the porn.

[Tom Griswold]

Can the driver see it though?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

You're in police. Why can't he? Police officers are always pulled over somewhere. Park jacket. You don't have to drive too. You think he ever radar himself?

[Tom Griswold]

I never to see the speed of the exiting ejaculate.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that. I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Or the hand.

[Josh Arnold]

I was just talking motion. I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

32Ft per second per second per second. Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

That stuff has never made sense.

[Chick McGee]

That or terminal velocity. I'm not sure which.

[Tom Griswold]

He was cited for failing to secure his load, by the way. I wonder if he. Do you finish in that situation?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, what if he found out he has one of those weird. Remember the movie Crash? It's David Cronenberg. Not the Oscar winner. Not the Oscar win a movie Crash.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Josh Arnold]

But where these. Tom, these people have a fetish of being in car crashes, right? They sexually get off sexually by being involved in car.

[Chick McGee]

In a car crash. Yeah, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

It's a pretty good movie, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Elias Cotes.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't Topher Grace in that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he must have been.

[Christy Lee]

So they. They crash, then have sex or they have sex while they're crashing or how does that work?

[Chick McGee]

They all of it.

[Josh Arnold]

They completely. While crashing.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Or after the. Aren't you glad you don't have that?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You know what you're gonna be glad you do have? Raycon earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Got some love letters about Raycon. This comes to us from Brian. Got a pair of Raycons for Christmas. He goes, the best earbuds. I can see why you guys like them. I love them especially because they block out the sound of everyone else where I work. Okay, thank you very much. And then I got this one from Ali. I had my earbuds, they used to always fall out. I switched to Raycons. I love them. They stay in my ears. Now I can listen to your show without my earbuds dropping out. By the way, I ran them through the washing machine by mistake. They still work. Well, thank you very much. We certainly appreciate your love letters. Coming up, we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Ace Cosby's here on Chick McGee. Welcome back, Chick. Well, thank you very much. And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back, Chick. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is a nice groove. I like this very much. Christy Lee, of course, is at the SILAC Insurance news desk and Josh Arnold's at the Stephen singer I hate stevensinger.com Sidekick chair. As we get ready for Valentine's Day, we'll give you some details about that coming up. But right now it's back to the news desk. Christy, what else is happening?

[Josh Arnold]

We have a guest.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we do? Oh, very good. I'm sorry. Oh, there he is. Okay, very good. Hey, Greg.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Tom. How you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. It's comedian Greg Warren with the Warren Report back at your house. You've got all the photographs of various famous Warrens right behind you.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. Looking Pretty good, aren't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Not as good as you, though.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, thanks. Thanks, Christy.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of, speaking of looking good, your podcast, I understand, had a guest in the form of Josh Arnold, your special podcast, not too long ago, is that correct?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, he was on the episode that's currently out. We discussed Bass Pro Shop. Josh had a lot of insight podcast called the Consumers. It was a great episode.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you very much for having me, Greg. It was a lot of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Ace Cosby]

That'll be the last time for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, I figured. I figured. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, understandable.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple quick questions, Greg. You just made a tape, video, a film, whatever you want to call it, of your recent performance in Columbus.

[Ace Cosby]

I made a tape? Tom, who am I talking to? Donnie Baker.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, sorry. The video you recorded the performance. When is that going to be out, do we know?

[Ace Cosby]

It looks like early May, I think. I think May 2nd is the current target, but that's not official yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you had a chance to watch it?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I have not. I'm supposed to get the. The rough this week, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we're looking forward to it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we are.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw your show in person. It was great. So I can't wait to see.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, on a weekly basis, typically, we talk to you, and you take a topic and do a deep dive. What's happening today?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, I want to talk about a very important topic this week, Tom. Velveeta cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's one of my favorites.

[Christy Lee]

We were just talking about that last.

[Chick McGee]

Love, the Velveeta.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Chick, you're a fan?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, big time.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. When you were a boy, your. Your mom read you the story, I guess, of the Velveeta teen rabbit.

[Chick McGee]

Velvety, yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Velveeta Teen rabbit, yeah. Great book.

[Tom Griswold]

Was. Is that a craft product?

[Chick McGee]

I believe it is.

[Ace Cosby]

It is a craft product. It was not originally. Tom, There's a guy, he's sort of the central figure in this story named Emil Fry. Now, Emil was somewhat of a cheese genius.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Chick. He had invented a cheese called Liederkranz. Liederkranz was a United States version of Limburger, the sort of odiferous cheese. And he did a nice job with Liederkrans. So he worked for this place called the Monroe Cheese Company up in New York, sort of in the Hudson Valley. And they had a location down in Pennsylvania that had a problem with some. Some broken cheese wheels.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Ace Cosby]

Especially Swiss. It was. Yeah. And they would, if the Swiss was damaged or was broken. They. They'd throw it away. And it was. It was getting to be quite a bit of wasted cheese. And they. They said, let's send it to Emil and see what he could do with it, you know, And I'm sure somebody was like, you think he can do anything with it? And, like, do. I think he. I think he can make it a jet airplane out of it if he wanted. Do you know, Fry, have you ever had Leader Krantz? I mean, it's a. It's a dead ringer for Limburger. Even better.

[Chick McGee]

He's a cheese genius, is what you say.

[Ace Cosby]

He's a cheese genius. Yeah. So Emil sort of spent a lot of time at home, you might say.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a cheese whiz.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, very good. That's. That's why they pay you.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Sitting right there.

[Ace Cosby]

No, they. That he. So he. He did a lot of sort of experimenting with the. Adding and subtracting different stuff to. To the broken cheese. And he had a breakthrough after about two years in 1918, and it was. It was Velveeta. It had a very. When cheese melts, as you know, it can get. The oil separates, it can be kind of messy. And what he did was sort of added the whey w h e y back into the. The Swiss and it. He got that consistency right. And it was. It was breakthrough, guys. It was huge.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it. So is Velveeta, though. Real cheese.

[Ace Cosby]

Velveeta is not real cheese. At one time, back then, it did contain real cheese. It is not now, Tom. I mean, even in the 80s, I think they're. Their little jingle was Colby, Swiss and cheddar blended all together or something like that. So there, I think back then there was real cheese in it.

[Tom Griswold]

I like their new jingle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Whey protein, milk protein concentrate, milk fat and preservatives. It doesn't ring.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a classic rock thing in a God of Elvita, baby.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, that's a good one. That's. Don't you know that I love fake, man? I. I bet you they are upset they left that on the table. That's outstanding.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you know that we had it. Velveeta was in the news because they did a hair dye not too long ago. Remember that, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

They did hair dye. They did nail polish. Remember that?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I do know the nail polish, that it smelled like cheese. Right, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Exactly. Had the color of Velveeta and the smell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've got this. Yeah. The hair dye was just a couple years ago and it says this product is not a joke. It was written up in Food and Wine magazine. It was available. It was called Velveeta Gold. You could dye your hair.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah. Liquid gold or something. They were trying to do a Velveeta martini, too. That I, as I understand, did not work out so well.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, the Velveeta brand manager, Stephanie Vance, said they're trying to help fans live la Dolce Velveeta. You gotta.

[Ace Cosby]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Ace Cosby]

I like it. Don't take themselves too seriously.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Ace Cosby]

Do you guys know what way is.

[Tom Griswold]

Like Kurds and whey.

[Chick McGee]

A little miss. A little miss Muffet.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right. Muffet. Yeah. Muffet was probably the one that was most involved with way Old Lady Muffet.

[Josh Arnold]

She paved the way. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

Let me tell you something.

[Chick McGee]

She's got a way.

[Ace Cosby]

If. If a spider sat down next to evil Fry, he would not be faced. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, no, there's nothing to be. Fry wouldn't be afraid at all.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, no. It was. It was one of the first foods recommended by the AMA American Medical. Yes. Yes, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

That is.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Yeah. Now you gotta remember, this is in the, like, 1931. And I think they were also saying cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Velveeta, the best cheese to have.

[Josh Arnold]

Crackers, cigarettes, cocaine. Back then.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. They said Velveeta had all the necessary nutritional values. You. To build firm flesh.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you need.

[Ace Cosby]

It's firm flesh you do. Yeah. Josh, your favorite R rated comedy was Firm fresh firm flesh5, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that's the one where they brought back Steve Gutenberg and I thought one of the finest sequels.

[Ace Cosby]

How many hard bodies did they make?

[Chick McGee]

Not enough, I can tell you that.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, I. I just. I googled Velveeta, Greg, and you're not going to believe what I stumbled on. This was from a year or two ago. Strippers at a Los Angeles strip club were trying to unionize. And one of the strippers in question uses the stage name Velveeta.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're there. There you have it.

[Josh Arnold]

How does that make you feel, Greg, that you call in?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

With a report ready on Velveeta. And while you're doing it, Tom decides he's gonna Google Velveeta and then read to us.

[Chick McGee]

How's that feel, Greg?

[Josh Arnold]

Does that hurt? Does it annoy you?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's fun. The strippers are joining the union. I wonder if it'll be SAG for the older strippers all right. Well, I'm sorry, Greg. Continue to continue to inform. I just thought that was. Was interesting.

[Ace Cosby]

Did you wake up this morning just knowing you're going to try to find a way to get to that SAG joke, or did that happen organically?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I did. Literally. I just googled the word Velveeta.

[Ace Cosby]

I. To answer your question, Josh, and chicken hurts a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

I can. I. I know exactly where you're. You're living.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me. Tell me more about Velveeta.

[Christy Lee]

You're not paying attention.

[Ace Cosby]

Why would I.

[Chick McGee]

What are you Googling now? What are you Googling now? You know, my favorite fact about Velveeta is all Velveeta during the processing, it is clear. And the color. Right, yeah. The color you see at the end product is they've added that color. It would taste the same or clear or green or brown or whatever color.

[Christy Lee]

You want to make. What. What is in.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care what makes the best.

[Christy Lee]

Macaroni and cheese, as Jer will tell you, so.

[Chick McGee]

It's so delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

So good.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can't.

[Ace Cosby]

A lot of people use it to. A lot of people use it to make fudge, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

That's really interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Fudge.

[Chick McGee]

Fudge, yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, fudge.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they make it around the corner?

[Chick McGee]

I've never heard of cheese fudge.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds horrible.

[Ace Cosby]

It is. And then in 1978, that Velveetas and Velveeta shells and cheese was introduced, and I think that's what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, Greg. Tom had a. A problem. No one heard what he said. What did you. Let's go back and. No, no, no, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Around the corner.

[Chick McGee]

What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Around the corner?

[Chick McGee]

Around the corner. Fudges.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Greg.

[Josh Arnold]

Rest of the lemonade.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg, did you know that in the early days of margarine, in some states they had.

[Chick McGee]

Now he's doing margarine, Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. This is actually on top of topic. In some states, it would come with a powder because it would. It would. They weren't allowed to have it look like butter. The dairy lobby had prevented that. So it would come with a really powder. So you would mix the two together to make it look more like butter.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how did Velveeta.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's. I'm curious as to how Velveeta got by with adding the color.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, it's an. It's an outstanding. They. They finally came out in, I think it was 2002. The government said you cannot call it cheese spread. You have to call it cheese product.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Ace Cosby]

Which I kind of think with those things, they ought to be grandfathered in. You know, like they, they. They've been called cheese for all this time. Let them just call themselves cheese.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but it's on a shelf in the store. It's not even refrigerated.

[Ace Cosby]

It is shelf stable, Christie, is what we call that in the grocery business. I don't care what. Hawaiian Punch, which was a shelf stable juice product. Sunny Delight, at times was shelf stable. At times it was.

[Chick McGee]

I don't like the sound of that.

[Ace Cosby]

We played it fast and loose. Chick with the. We said it was 90 days shelf stable, and then we made one that's permanently shelf stable. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. At my house, my mom would keep the Velveeta in the refrigerator.

[Josh Arnold]

Refrigerator, same here.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Maybe because it tastes better in a cracker when it's got that. That mouth feel with the chill.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you were eating Velveeta with a cracker?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the worst way to eat Velveeta.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Ace Cosby]

That's the way that they originally started doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

John, in my opinion, Velveeta is only for melting. You don't eat that like a regular.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I, I'm gonna do. I want to do an obscure question. I want to direct this to Chick Wiggy, because I think he'll get the answer.

[Chick McGee]

I have no comment. Oh, yes, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember they used to do those, Those. All those craft commercials and with Ed Hurley. That's my question. Who was the voice. The voiceover was Ed Hurley.

[Chick McGee]

Ed Hurley.

[Tom Griswold]

He had that mellifluous, I believe Kraft.

[Chick McGee]

Sponsored Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer for quite some time. And he would have a special recipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They'd always have these short recipes, and they usually ended up with. And then you top off your caviar with Velveeta cheese.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, you had something. You had something prepared. Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Wait, no.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys mentioned craft. Craft bought it actually in 1927, and they sort of promoted it as sliced cheese for a long time. And then they came out with Kraft singles. So they didn't want to compete with themselves, so they started pushing people to think of Velveeta is a dip.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Ace Cosby]

And then sort of at one point in the early 2000s, people for a long time were combining Velveeta and Rotel.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a terrific dip. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

To metal. Tomatoes and chili, I guess. Tomatoes and chilies. And at one point, when conagra bought Rotel Craft and conagra got together and started promoting it. You know, they, they, they, they officially like put them together in the grocery store and they made ads about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Smart.

[Ace Cosby]

I, I competed against these guys at ConAgra in a couple categories. I didn't care for them in some of their tactics. Oh, yeah, they, they at one point acquired Hunt Wesson, which I went head to head with him and Peter Pan and Jiff and I didn't like, like. Yeah, and then they had Wesson oil and I had Crisco. And you know, I don't want to tell tales. They tended. Tore up the market.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, all right.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, Chick. They would just flood the stores with cheap oil. That would. And the groceries, they would just get tricked into buying truckloads of Wesson at a low price and it's just sitting there on display for probably a year and a half.

[Chick McGee]

But you have, you have to admit, Crisco did not have Western Ality.

[Christy Lee]

No, it didn't. Lawrence Anderson, boy, she sold that.

[Josh Arnold]

Crisco was good.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What we had.

[Ace Cosby]

What we had, Chick, was a good product is what we had. What we had was a good product that we didn't need to discount down to 95 cents for a 48 ounce bottle.

[Tom Griswold]

And you're still mad about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Crisco was far better on toast than west and oil.

[Chick McGee]

Crisco on toast.

[Tom Griswold]

And in the bedroom. Right, John?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Every house had a can of Crisco when we were growing up. Everybody.

[Ace Cosby]

Now listen, guys, you're. You're talking about Crisco shortening, which I also did sell. But there Crisco had its own oil as well to compete against Wesley.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see.

[Ace Cosby]

But yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was the big seller?

[Ace Cosby]

Crisco? We, we, we were, we were market leader. That's why they had to play those, those, those games.

[Josh Arnold]

Smoke mirrors.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, exactly, exactly. Josh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time, it's time to wrap it up here. Greg.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom, I'm sure you've been on the computer. Do you have a finale that you found?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I just. Am I correct to see that the Velveeta pre sliced slices have to be refrigerated?

[Christy Lee]

I think so maybe where you find.

[Chick McGee]

Them in the refrigerator.

[Tom Griswold]

They're in the. Okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

So the cube thing, the big cube thing. I find it in the Mexican aisle at our grocery store for.

[Josh Arnold]

And they do make queso.

[Christy Lee]

They do a block of queso.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they do. Because. Because that's, that's effectively what people use it for, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And Mac and cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, very. Good. Well, thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't think I've ever eaten it, to be real. Honestly, guys, it doesn't appeal to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure, yeah. You find out things like, it's clear until it's at colors added, you kind of go, yeah, well, leave that alone.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm okay with that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I am, too. It makes the best grilled cheese and. And all that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Nachos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I grew up eating it. So now, Greg, Eddie, are you up and running on the road these days?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Big weekend, Tom. And my. My birthplace is Springfield, Missouri. I'll be there at the. The Blue Room this. This Friday and Saturday. Pretty fired up, but it's an awesome club. It's an awesome town. Yes. I was born there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully my brother won't show up and heckle you like he did last on.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I don't. I think he heckled me after the show either way.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, that's weird.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I was. I think at the time, I used to sell, like, shirts or CDs, and he just. He just sat there and heckled me while I was selling shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

A little familiar.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think he knows how to heckle. Right, right. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

No. Yeah. You got to show him. Hey, Chick, man, I'm really happy for you with the commanders last night. Oh, thanks, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, Greg. Yeah, Here we go. Right, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And, Greg, your show is not blue, by the way. Even though you're in the blue room. I want people to feel free to come see your show live and in person. It's a clean show. It's a great show. I just saw it a couple months ago.

[Ace Cosby]

Fantastic stylistic choice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wonderful. It's heartwarming and terrific. I highly recommend it. Thank you, Greg Warren, and we'll look forward to seeing your special. Have you named it yet?

[Ace Cosby]

I haven't, no.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you have. And the producers made you name it. That's that and. Don't worry about it, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the correct response. Yeah. Lay low.

[Chick McGee]

When all else fails, lie, Greg.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Greg, hang up the phone. We have to go. This portion of the Bob and Top show is brought to you by Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy in a much more elegant manner. It's. I want to say, 5 million people worldwide are now using this Service. More than 30,000 credentialed therapists with a wide range of specialties, by the way, are participating in this program. I was talking to a therapist friend of mine, and he is a big fan. Doing a lot of the therapy online. What I'm talking about is when you get hooked up, it'll be, you can be, for example, it's like a zoom call, or it could be like a phone call, just talking or even texting back and forth. It's up to you. And if you're interested in looking into yourself and helping yourself in this 2025 year, well, BetterHelp may be the way to go. Because BetterHelp is so easy to access, you don't have to drive across town to see a therapist. You can do it in the convenience of wherever you want to be when you want to do it. So get all the details. You'll take a special little quiz and they'll try to hook you up with the right therapist for you. You can switch therapists anytime, no additional fees, and find out what I'm talking about and write your story about your life with better help. It's betterhelp.com BTShow that's betterhelp.com BTSHow by the way, do it today. It'll knock 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp. H E L P betterhelp.com BTShow Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk. What's up next?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a donut shortage. And we also have a very interesting story out of the CES show about cartech and where it's going. And we have really expensive alcohol from the moon, maybe moon.

[Chick McGee]

There's a distillery on the moon.

[Josh Arnold]

It's moon moonshine.

[Tom Griswold]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Add to or continue the conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook.

[Greg Warren]

Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello. Hello. There's Christy Lee and Josh Arnold. Pat Godwin. Hey, there he is. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Glad to have you back, Chickster.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

And your picks, when will we be getting this?

[Chick McGee]

Two and two what? We don't know who's even playing until tonight's game's over.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we're doing a Thursday, a Friday pick. You know what we're going to do here? Are we going to pick against anybody?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Just trying to predict.

[Josh Arnold]

But you were two and two for the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Two and two so far pending tonight. Plus the Mike Vrabel pick, which was. Make it three and two.

[Pat Godwin]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

You did Predict that.

[Chick McGee]

Varel, who's your head coach? Mike Vrabel. Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Vrabel. Mike Vrabel. Remember the Black Label jingle, Carly? Black Label beer. No.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Mabel. Black Label. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Convenient that her name was Mabel.

[Josh Arnold]

Very, very.

[Tom Griswold]

It worked out. Yeah, it wouldn't really work out.

[Josh Arnold]

Shirley. Black Lab. I have to get divorced.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a special show coming up. It'll be Friday morning, February 21st. We will be in person at the Riverside Casino and Resort. Riverside, Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

Is that beside a river?

[Christy Lee]

I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Bet it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

100.7 the fox trying to predict where they have live foxes in the studio. They are bringing us. It's going to be fun. We'll be starting at 5am local time. That's morning. And then that evening, I'll be your host for an event with Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Al Jackson and Jeff Oscar for a comedy show, by the way, the morning show. It's free general admission. Come on by. We're gonna have some surprise donuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Or don't show up.

[Tom Griswold]

Before we get to the donut story, because we do have donuts in the news. We were talking about Velveeta with Greg Warren did a deep dive into the existence of Velveeta. We know a lot about it. I am a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you're not a fan of Greg. I think it's the.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm a huge fan of Greg. I drove very rudely.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't listen to different states.

[Christy Lee]

Show him that respect.

[Josh Arnold]

You drove to a different state to see your son.

[Tom Griswold]

I could. Could tell he was floundering and he was floundering. He needed. He needed.

[Chick McGee]

He needed some help.

[Tom Griswold]

Needed some help. I did some googling, but I thought it was nice that the. The Velveeta people have a good sense of humor. And they came out with that Velveeta hair dye and that same. And then they had the Velveeta nails and the lady from their spokesperson said they were. What is it? La Dolce Velveeta, which I thought was sweet. A nice, nice reference to. Of course, Josh. You know the reference?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. The movie Dolce Vita. Yeah. By the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. I don't know who made that.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that Fellini?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it? Okay? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I was.

[Christy Lee]

I'm just.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just glad you can buy Velveeta now. You know, anywhere, because you used to have to kind of sneak around to get it.

[Tom Griswold]

You did?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You'd have to buy Velveeta. Underground.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a Lou Reed joke.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Ace is right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes. Good. Drowning in the wild side.

[Chick McGee]

Well, why don't you see if Ace can do better?

[Tom Griswold]

Because Pat's got a song.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a bitch.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm sorry, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Way to pivot, fellas.

[Pat Godwin]

She's in the strange concept. Concoctions painted up like a Barbie doll. Makeup and neurotoxins, perfume. She's tried it all. She wants me to smell her nails now, but they look like dripping cheese. I take a whiff of her polished shine and knocks me to my knees like she has some strange disease. Oh, it looks like a nacho chip. My daughter vavita Yellow nails like a cheesy dip. That vavita sure does smell. One hand's finger food red. It's nice and kind of mellow. The other hand's a late night snack. La doche vita yellow. La dolce vita La dolce vita La dolce vita yellow.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice tribute. Once again, they were what they were. They were scratch and sniff.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The nails smelled like Velveeta. Kind of cool. Kind of fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Sickening.

[Tom Griswold]

Gross. Now, are those. Are those your real nails or do you have the.

[Josh Arnold]

These are my real nails. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no. These are my real nails.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever do the plastered on ones?

[Josh Arnold]

Those things, the press on. The Lee Press on.

[Christy Lee]

I don't. I get. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

They do that. You go to the.

[Christy Lee]

I guess I go to the nail salon and have I. It's called dinner dip.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Those are like diamonds, aren't they?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, the adhesive they use now is crazy. I mean, you have to have them filed off of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They won't. They won't come off. You pull the tips of your fingers off easier than you would take your nails.

[Christy Lee]

These are my real nails. They just. They're just. The polishes just stays on a lot better. It's like. It's called.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't, like, have, like a powder, your favorite football team's colors or something?

[Christy Lee]

No, I do the same. I'm boring.

[Josh Arnold]

How about your.

[Tom Griswold]

How about your. How about your feet?

[Christy Lee]

I'm doing lilac this time. A nice lilac color.

[Tom Griswold]

Is someone just Christie's lilac foot?

[Josh Arnold]

I just.

[Pat Godwin]

Pulp Fiction.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I usually go red, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, it's the Ace Cosby joke of the day. We have things coming from outer space and more. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at. You can always also watch the show.

[Tom Griswold]

On our YouTube channel. Really appreciate.

[Christy Lee]

We love him.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee. At the silac insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Over there at the I hate Stephen Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Remember me? And here's Tom Griswold living vil vita lord. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Christy Lee]

I have an email. This is not from me, it's just in. This is from Jim. Good morning Bob and tom show. This is Jim from northeast Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

Hold on, Reno, we'll get to you in a second.

[Christy Lee]

You have to do something about Tom saying porno. Whenever he says that, my stomach turns.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, we've tried.

[Chick McGee]

We tried. Yeah, forget it. No, it's always going to be porno to him. I don't know why, but it is.

[Christy Lee]

Is it because you're stuck in the 70s with that or no porno?

[Chick McGee]

No. Don't try to flower it up. You're being weird.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's smuttier.

[Chick McGee]

No, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a certain news story out there and I can't. They're always talking about the adult film actress. Well, most actresses are adults in films. They mean porno or porn star porn.

[Christy Lee]

You don't need the o on the end again.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to keep it as smutty as it is. I'm not sure. I'm not sure how to segue way into the world of smut. Into the world of Reno Collier. Sorry, Reno, I. I died. Can you name any so called porn stars? Reno I.

[Greg Warren]

No.

[Reno Collier]

Susan Sarandon. She was in one movie that was kind of dirty.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that white palace.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like city.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she was a knockout.

[Christy Lee]

The bats, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think porno refers to not really feature film.

[Josh Arnold]

Unsimulated sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just right. Right into the action. Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

All the acting is like a pizza guy.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

You really can't name one porn star? I'm always baffled by guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I only know the Linda Lovelace and even Tom can. Christy Canyon or whatever it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Nina Hartley, she was in here, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there you go. She came in here. That's what I.

[Josh Arnold]

She did.

[Tom Griswold]

She was very nice. She was really nice.

[Christy Lee]

She's very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Really intelligent and she gave us a good tip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the Visine tip.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Ladies, if you're doing some shaving, get some red things down there. I believe this is called off label use. Apply Visine down there now. Don't let anybody see it. That. Oh, my God. She has an eye down there. I don't want her to see what's about to happen. We are joined by comedian Reno Collier. Author Reno Collier. Your book.

[Reno Collier]

Oh, yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you gonna do another printing? Are you done for a while?

[Reno Collier]

No, they're doing more printing. I'm gonna start selling. Selling them on the road.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Reno Collier]

I'm gonna take them out. Yeah, man. And as a matter of fact, I got a show coming up in Indianapolis with Jeff Foxworthy February 21st at the Fisher center benefiting Fisher center, Hamilton southeast education Foundation.

[Chick McGee]

Ocean.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great. It's a great new room.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Beautiful.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, it's supposed to be killer.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be great. That's nice. I cannot be there because I'm out of town that night hosting a show with a bunch of the folks. We're going to be in Iowa at the Riverside casino. So the riverside casino winter resort will be there. So I'll miss you when you're around town, but.

[Reno Collier]

Well, you could come February 15th to the Hastings city auditorium in Nebraska, which is going to be a wonderful evening, too.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yes, sir, we have. But, you know, we have some Nebraska news. I'm glad you brought this up. Do you want to go tell them?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Supply issues have led to a donut shortage at some Dunkin locations in Nebraska. They have empty donut cases over the weekend. Signs informing customers pastries were unavailable, quote, due to a manufacturing error. Jack d'amato, a spokesperson for inspire brands, said there was an issue with donuts from a single supplier that impacted stores in Nebraska and some other states. States. He said about 4% of Duncan's U. S. Stores were affected. Now this, to me, ruins the commercial. I gotta make the donuts. Remember how I used to get up in the morning?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. A lot of Dunkin's now are. They're shipped and frozen.

[Christy Lee]

They don't make the donuts there.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Some. In some locations, yes. Most, no.

[Christy Lee]

Time to make the donuts. I say that every time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep. I'm with you.

[Pat Godwin]

Look at that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got your dunkin donuts. Hot coffee cup. Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You're waving and you can see that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, right.

[Reno Collier]

If the letters don't change.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Thank you. Thank you very much. Well, that's a shame.

[Christy Lee]

You go to Dunkin quite a bit on the weekends.

[Tom Griswold]

I do go to dunkin'donuts on the weekend for the Girls all the time. Yeah, yeah, it's good. And their coffee is very good as well, so. And by the time you get out to Nebraska, Reno, I'm assuming that they'll have the donuts thing.

[Reno Collier]

I'll put sugar on my runs.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care. Yeah, sweet. Runs up they should, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the holiday season is over. You're moving on. Everything good in your life?

[Reno Collier]

Everything's good, man. It's. It feels like the world's upside down a little bit, but I wrote a country fried take about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's hear it.

[Reno Collier]

You want to hear?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Reno Collier]

So sometimes horrifying disasters hit us out of nowhere. You know, they could happen, but it seems like we're never prepared. The world's turned completely upside down and a bright future seems out of reach. We're all left facing hell on earth and all hope is lost. Of course, I'm talking about the two days that it snows. In the south, a couple inches of snow is adjusted, but in the south it's treated like a catastrophic Hurricane Bomb.

[Ace Cosby]

Bomb.

[Reno Collier]

Snowmageddon25. Good morning, I'm weatherman Chaz Wrong.

[Chick McGee]

A lot.

[Reno Collier]

We have a massive winter storm coming in. It'll bear down on you like a middle aged man, which means we're all going to talk about it incessantly and over exaggerate. But in the end, you'll only get one to three inches. You're going to want to prepare ahead of time. Pull that University of Tennessee football helmet off the wall and squeeze your fat head into it. Then layer yourself in bright orange UT sweatshirts, blankets, gloves, slippers, pajamas, and go to Kroger's. As you frantically play crash up derby with the other customers buggies, you need to repeat the phrase. Man, you believe this. So now when you're in Kroger's, you're going to want to fill your buggy up with all the milk, orange juice, bread and eggs you can get. Because you're probably going to eat 32 breakfasts in the four hours you're stuck in your house. If you're an indentured servant and your boss makes you come into work, either take advantage of the only day of the year that it made sense to put a 10 foot lift on your truck and drive 90 miles an hour in a 55, or if you're in a Prius or compact car, drive 15 miles an hour. The combination of the two helps keep our economy strong by supporting the tow truck industry. And it keeps our traffic guy, Phil Ditches employed. And I can't stress this enough, when you're smoking your pork butt or brisket, don't pull the smoker into the house. You'll want to keep everyone awake so they can enjoy watching the neighbor's car slide into the front of your home.

[Tom Griswold]

Home.

[Reno Collier]

Let's go to the map. As you can see, the storm is shaped like Taylor Swift, which is odd because it's going to be just like going to her concert. It'll cost you about 1800 bucks, and it's only going to last about three hours. But once the snow gets on the ground, it's more like Travis Kelsey white annoying, and it just won't go away. So make sure you bring your dogs, cats, squirrels, raccoons, pigs, cows, horses into the house. We don't know how hungry we're all gonna get. You may have to eat a couple of them. There's also a deadly secret in the storm. It's a new disease. In the snow, you'll need to take immediate action, but I'll tell you all about that in 15 hours. At 11, back to you. Wayne makes up stuff. It's absolutely. It's absolutely crazy the way we act. We know winter is here. We know it's coming, but we still repeat the same behavior every freaking year while at the same time acting shocked. Now, many call this acting like a form of insanity, and maybe it is, but damn it, it just seems like we ain't stopping. And it's who we are. I'm Reno Collier, and that's my country.

[Tom Griswold]

Fried to thank you, Reno. I actually heard one of the. They interviewed one of the mayors of one of the southern cities where they had a couple inches of snow, and he told everyone to stay home.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they don't have the plows, and I get it.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, but they know it's Mike. They cancel school before one snowflake hits the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you. Did you have much of snow in the Nashville area?

[Reno Collier]

Yeah, we got three inches. But I mean, dude, when I tell you people were freaking out, I mean, it was. Everything was two days out.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Reno Collier]

It's 40 degrees outside, and there's no chicken. There's no pork. There's no bread. And everybody's just like, you gotta, what are we gonna do? And it's here and it's gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. French toast must be very big because.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, very big.

[Tom Griswold]

Eggs, bread, milk. And I did notice the chicken was all gone where I am.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah. But at the end of it, you end up throwing out 18 loaves of bread because they go bad. Like, when's the last time in the south it snowed and you weren't stuck in your house for more than two days.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's fun.

[Reno Collier]

It is fun. And even the hype and this the craziness is fun. I love watching people smack into each other with their golf, with their golf carts, with their grocery cart.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a big fan of snow days.

[Christy Lee]

That people don't get snow days anymore. They have e days.

[Reno Collier]

Yeah. We have to stay up and watch the news to see if our school came along. The bottom of the.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We used to have now leaders. We used to have to read the announcements.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All morning.

[Christy Lee]

All morning.

[Tom Griswold]

But, yeah, but I, I. Oh.

[Reno Collier]

On the radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't like the e Learning. I'd prefer them to have a day off and romp in the snow and have some fun.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with you. But I just watched a report over the weekend that they've gone away. Snow days.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it must be working because the sats are going down. Thank you, Reno.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Reno Collier]

Thank you, guys. Have a great week, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

You too.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Right now I want to remind you that come snow or wind or rain, Valentine's day on the way. Steven Singer at I hate Stephen singer dot com. He's the jeweler. He's the expert on diamonds. And if you're thinking about getting engaged, he's got a whole bunch of engagement rings right there. You don't have to spend a lot of time. You can figure out the best one and pop the question. But maybe you want to do something for Valentine's day for your sweetie. Right now get ready with the beautiful roses. These are dipped in gold this year. It's the peacock, teal, very Caribbean like feel and colorful array with a actual rose dipped in gold. This is a Steven singer exclusive. They're 79 bucks and you can collect a whole bunch of them over the years. People do just that and you can be part of it by once again going to ihatestevensinger.com shipping, of course, is free and of course it has the Steven Singer lifetime guarantee. Don't accept a fake. See the real thing and get the real [e-mail] if you've got some jewelry from Stephen, remember, he's famous for his upgrades. You can take those diamond earrings you got her last year and up them a size and get full value in the ones you already got. Once again, it's. I hate. That's ihatestevensinger.com those aren't diamonds falling from space, by the way? We're going to find out exactly what is falling from space. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby. We're all here. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Welcome back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

We have another football game coming up and then the shoeing of the week later on this week.

[Chick McGee]

Vikings and the Rams from Arizona because of the horrible fires in Los Angeles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We were talking about the MRI medical procedure. An interesting news story from the Food and Drug Administration about some woman who had an MRI with a so called undisclosed butt plug.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And wasn't a good thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Those machines are magnetic obviously. And it, and it, it doesn't say exactly what happened. Apparently she lived but there's.

[Christy Lee]

It sucked it through her body up this way. It was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

So I asked if you. If you could have an MRI if you have braces and apparently you can but because I guess there. Are they stainless steel or something?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, interesting to know. Don't. Don't be leaving your butt plug in if you're out.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's just good sense. You shouldn't leave it in, I would think. Right. Well, you're training for butt plug safety.

[Christy Lee]

Something.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't you have to wear some kind of a wristband said do not MRI butt plugins in case you're in an accident.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're in a bad accident. I don't know if they just throw.

[Tom Griswold]

You in an mri. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what they do?

[Tom Griswold]

I had a.

[Chick McGee]

You don't have any idea how healthcare works.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know. I, I had a. After I'd had some eye surgery.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to wear a special wristband for a couple of months that I. There's a bunch of stuff they couldn't do to me because of my.

[Chick McGee]

I got some things I like to do to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Very romantic. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

It's a cage and a badger for starters.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the SILAC insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Let's go to space, shall we? Blue Origin called off the debut launch of its massive new rocket due to technical trouble this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Rockets. Plenty of rocks.

[Christy Lee]

320 foot rocket was supposed to blast off before dawn with a prototype satellite from Cape Canaveral. But controllers had to deal with an unspecified rocket issue in the final moment. And apparently no new launch date. Has been set. A massive space object fell from the sky and crashed into a Kenyan village recently. The Kenya Space Agency.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on with that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. No, wrap your head around that.

[Josh Arnold]

I have and it's nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Said the object.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the budget for this? It's a guy with a sledgehammer and giraffe balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're just slingshotting rocks into the air.

[Christy Lee]

It landed in the remote village of Mukuku.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on with that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I want to live there because I've always been cuckoo for makuku.

[Pat Godwin]

I got cuckoo puffs.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

It is an apparent piece of space junk. KSA, the Kenyan space agency said it measures about 8ft in diameter and weighs about 1100 pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure they're all praying to it and dancing around.

[Chick McGee]

Great mov movie gods. Must be crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good movie.

[Chick McGee]

Gotta watch it.

[Christy Lee]

Preliminary assessment suggests it is a separation ring from a rocket. Space agency is taking custody of the object and will analyze it further. Julius Rodich, the Mubini Sub county police commander.

[Chick McGee]

These aren't words.

[Christy Lee]

I know, silly. Told the Kenya Broadcasting Corporation that the.

[Josh Arnold]

Object, which is a guy with a rolled up magazine.

[Christy Lee]

Still hot.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Still hot when officers arrived and residents had to be cordoned off from the area until it cooled down.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember an airplane? They're showing all the newscasts and the one guy has the drums, the drum.

[Chick McGee]

And he does the camera change. Yeah, the sincerity move. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a. What? Look. Hundreds of thousands of objects floating around out there. Small, most of them burn up before they hit the earth most every once in a while. I mean, odds are they're going to hit the ocean, but. Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

A Japanese sake maker intends to make saki in space.

[Josh Arnold]

Does he make shoes too?

[Chick McGee]

Sakis and shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfectly, perfectly, perfectly valid.

[Chick McGee]

He likes that.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that very much.

[Chick McGee]

What do you tie your shoes in, Joshi? Nazis.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

I took an ugly turn.

[Josh Arnold]

There is a joke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's another joke about Nazis.

[Christy Lee]

According to cnn, Asahi Shuzu, the company behind the popular Japanese sake. What, are you going to start doing.

[Chick McGee]

American news around the world?

[Christy Lee]

Kazooheit, by the way, is planning to send sake ingredients to the International Space Station to ferment a special brew. If the experiment proves to be a success, it will result in a single 100 milliliter bottle that will be offered for sale on earth for about $650,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

By comparison, a standard serving of Saki is 80ml. The company plans to launch its equipment in 2025. The brewer in charge of the project says there's no guarantee though, of 100% success. They just hope the project would offer insights into how fermentation works in space. So perhaps one day they can make sake on the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have sake on the movie. I don't want to go.

[Tom Griswold]

So now it's all worth it. We can make Booze in space. $650,000.

[Christy Lee]

Come on, for 100 milliliters of sake, that's about that much.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, there's some Japanese millionaire who will be happy to pay it.

[Christy Lee]

You're right.

[Tom Griswold]

You think so?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, those, you know, bragging rights and such.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder how it will taste. Space liquor.

[Chick McGee]

It tastes like sake. Taste like rubbing alcohol.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot one.

[Pat Godwin]

Fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mind it.

[Chick McGee]

And I prefer it hot. I do mind it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or cold. It's. There's no.

[Tom Griswold]

It's alcohol.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a tough taste. It gets the job done, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Does it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a little Quaaludes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I guess nobody. Let's not have anybody try to call Ace later, okay? All righty.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're gonna do like a space hibachi. They're gonna to have some. Some. Dude heaving shrimp at an astronaut. I'm over here.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that'd be easier.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not.

[Christy Lee]

Can't have grill in space.

[Chick McGee]

Be.

[Josh Arnold]

Quit being so silly.

[Tom Griswold]

So it'll be shrimp flavored goop.

[Christy Lee]

We're not going to make a volcano in space.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would this. Sometimes these experiments in space seem really dumb. And they're trying to justify what they're doing with. They need to have more substantial concerns.

[Christy Lee]

Than I'm sure they do have.

[Tom Griswold]

Make booze in space. Well, this is great. Tastes like Uranus. Get it? I think it's time for a palate cleanser.

[Christy Lee]

All right, We.

[Tom Griswold]

We were called on this for this before.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody's got to do something now.

[Tom Griswold]

Now was definitely the time. And I turn that way and you turn this way, and there's what happens. Who's that sexy man with a deep voice? Ace Cosby. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Jake. Now wait a minute. What did you do when I was gone? Did you say, hey, Jeff, or Hey, son of a. Yes, Ace. Why do you. Why do poor dogs chase their tail? Why do poor dogs chase their tail? I don't know why. Ace. Trying to make ends meet.

[Josh Arnold]

Trying to make ends meet.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

So they're trying to make their butt meat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Their ends. Yeah, the mouth end and the tail end.

[Tom Griswold]

Because they're poured up, but M E a t. Right?

[Christy Lee]

No, that's not the E T. They're.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to eat their own ass.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're not. They sure aren't.

[Pat Godwin]

We could have just left it there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So I didn't. I didn't get the joke.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I got a talking to a couple weeks ago for saying a similar thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy just skates around like, don't.

[Chick McGee]

Do as I do. Do as I say.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was a meat joke.

[Christy Lee]

It is M e E t Meat trying to make ends meet.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a poor dog.

[Christy Lee]

Poor dogs trying to make their own.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then how would. How would their poverty have anything to do with that? I thought it was because they were hungry and didn't get any meat.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't you go start your crowd?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like me to have a hose go from the exhaust pipe in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you think that the actual saying was meat to make ends? M E a t. Yeah. No, it is. It is not. It's. It's make two ends meet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like I see. Like if you were poor, you have to make it.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, sometimes there's more month than money. Like Brad says, every now and then. Sorry, meat.

[Tom Griswold]

Feel bad for the dog. Certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

My cat chases her tail. It's fun. It's fun to see her do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. A lot of animals do that. Yeah, it's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

She looks at her tail like she has no control over it at all.

[Christy Lee]

Where'd that come from?

[Josh Arnold]

She'll look at it and then she'll move it and then chase.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't belong to me.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I should buy her some toys, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Send her to school, Teach her a thing. Thing or two. I'm sorry. Once again, we returned to the Silenc Insurance news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Do you still have your Christmas tree up?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. Not a dirt bag.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're not alone. A new survey reveals half of the country is keeping the holiday spirit alive well into the new year. According to a poll of 2,000 U.S. adults from Talker Research, 45% of Americans think it's okay to leave holiday decorations up year round.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not half that's 40.

[Christy Lee]

45%. 55% said festive decorations should come down eventually. Also not after.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a date?

[Christy Lee]

Write the damn thing. Okay. After averaging responses from those polled, January 16th is about the time holiday decor should be packed.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

So you have three more days.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I got the wreaths up and the lights are on, the Christmas trees.

[Chick McGee]

Down, but there's no one home.

[Tom Griswold]

But the. The fake Christmas trees upstairs in the windows and Hearts Room are still up.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Tom Griswold]

So I got to get those down, huh? Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was wondering if winter wreaths are a thing. I bought some really nice live wreaths for Christmas, and it was a shame to kind of throw them away, but.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't think you have to take those down because they're. Can winter.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, can you have a February wreath?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, someone passes away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a. It's.

[Chick McGee]

It's that celebration of life crosses into death wreaths. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no idea.

[Christy Lee]

You could add some little hearts to it and make it, like, a little February.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, do you have any. Do you have a Christmas tree?

[Pat Godwin]

It's all put away.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, I'm. January 1st.

[Pat Godwin]

January 1st.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same here.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a tradition. A little storage closet?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you say, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Mine went down last weekend, so whatever that was.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you put up lights for the 4th of July or.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

We really need a couple more lights. Light.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you need lights? You could build lights up year round.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but, I mean, you gotta have something that's simple. Like, you got red, white, and blue lights. Do you do the orange lights for Halloween?

[Christy Lee]

No, but I know people that do, obviously. Orange, purple.

[Tom Griswold]

So you go. You go from the orange to the Christmas lights to. We need one more in there.

[Christy Lee]

You can do pink and white for Valentine's Day. Pink, white, and red.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that. Is that a thing?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Green and white for.

[Josh Arnold]

Nobody has Valentine's Day.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so you know what? One house that does it.

[Christy Lee]

There are people that do decorate for Valentine.

[Josh Arnold]

There's seven in America that do it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I stand corrected.

[Tom Griswold]

Because, I mean, I.

[Christy Lee]

You're not a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you have to take. It has to be seasonal. I don't even like seeing a guy in an NFL jersey in the summer. It's like, hey, come on.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're the one that still has their lights up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So why are you way late?

[Christy Lee]

You're way late.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna have to.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it if the girls are like, hey, we really Want these up for another week? I mean, how do you say no to a cute 8 year old girl? You know.

[Tom Griswold]

What? No, you're correct.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I do like the lights up. It's nice. But I guess my half my neighborhood still has them on and I give.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people a wide berth. Depending on what the weather is like.

[Christy Lee]

In your area, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's 8 below and there's 4 inches of snow.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you get out there and take those damn lifestyles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe that lad the footing on that ladder. Maybe a little shake.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to turn them on necessarily.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? You're right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A German town. A Tennessee resident who phased her Halloween decorations into her Christmas display had no idea she'd be in trouble with the city. Ms. Alexis Luderal put a skeleton and a skeleton dog in her yard in October. Later dressed them up for the holidays. In December, she received a notice that the decor was in violation of city code. According to Ordinance 1133, holiday and seasonal decoration shall not be installed or placed more than 45 days before the date of the holiday for which said decorations are intended and shall be removed within a reasonable period of time not to exceed 30 days following the date of the holiday for which the decoration.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got a skeleton. That's a Santa Claus.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And in Germantown, Tennessee. You better have your Christmas lights down by the 25th of January, apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, who would have thought they'd be so strict in German town?

[Chick McGee]

By the way, pass out that discipline.

[Christy Lee]

Lutr has a. She has a law degree and intends to fight the city in court.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, okay, all right.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasting a lot of people's time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Just leave her alone. Who cares?

[Tom Griswold]

The transfer. That's kind of cool having the skeleton from Halloween turn into Santa. Don't you think?

[Christy Lee]

That is. And I. I didn't realize a city could have an hoa. What the hell's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, it's Germantown.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they going to tell the local retail stores about this? You can't have your stuff up 45 days before the holiday. I don't think so. She could leave it up for Valentine's Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people do that. They have the skeleton with the hearts and then they have an Uncle Sam hat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can decorate.

[Tom Griswold]

Just leave that skeleton out there year round.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone feed that poor guy. Well, thank you very much. Coming up, we've got a special show. This show, Friday, February 21st. That morning we're going to be at the Riverside Casino and Resort. Admission is free. Come on by. It'll be this group including the Chickster and Christie. And then that evening it's going to be Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Al Jackson, Jeff Oskay and yours truly on stage with a comedy show. Once again, information at the Riverside casino and resort.com thanks to 100.7 the Fox in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, our hosts. And we're gonna have a couple special treats both that morning and that evening. So we certainly look forward to seeing you if you can come on out and hang with us. Right now I turn over there to the sports desk where I see it's Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much Chick McGee. And did you pick tonight's game?

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

And do you recall what the pick was?

[Chick McGee]

I have the Vikings to cover against the Rams tonight. Minus three and a half.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. We are going to return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7.

[Greg Warren]

Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

With Jay.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hey. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi Chick he's over there at the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick, chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom. And one more time, let's relive the Washington football team's doink divisional win as the ball hits the right upright and Washington wins 23:20. Last night in Tampa Bay, the Washington.

[Ace Cosby]

Cup vaniers off the.

[Christy Lee]

And it is.

[Pat Godwin]

They fight their way to the divisional round. Unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

I have seen it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I even get a divisional doink.

[Chick McGee]

Divisional doink.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you have the. That was the national.

[Chick McGee]

That was the national.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. I like.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if we have the. The actual Washington radio call up. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Those guys. Now we have to review a couple of quick things here in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, including the events of today in history, which I'd love to get to.

[Chick McGee]

I thought Pat had a song. Do you have a song already?

[Pat Godwin]

I could do something for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I thought you wanted to wait till tomorrow morning, but if you guys.

[Chick McGee]

He's got a little something. Very good.

[Pat Godwin]

It's January 13th. Has anybody kept their resolutions? Anybody breaking their resolutions? What's going on with the resolutions?

[Josh Arnold]

Mine are strong.

[Pat Godwin]

Strong.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Over, over, over, baby. Broken already.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

If I could paraphrase the. My resolutions will not be televised because. Because they've. They've been broken.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

You say you made some resolutions. Well, you know, we all want to lose some weight. Should be doing you make some healthy substitutions. Well, you know, try smaller portions on your plate. But when you go talking about exercise, don't you know that you can count me out? I'll take exempic and I'll be all right. The pounds melt away overnight. No cardio for me. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ow.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I'll be tiny as a little pusher. Well, you know I want to be a thinner man. I'm going to try that nutrisystems. Well, they say you have to stick to the meal plan. I've been thinking liposuction. Pay them a grand and they just suck it out. Oh, you know I'm gonna be so light. I'm sick of XXL being tied. But that dessert looks so good tonight. Screw it. I'm starting tomorrow. I got blisters on my lips yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Very, very nice. Thank you, Pat. Patty G. By the way, I forgot to mention this, Pat. You've got a couple interesting gigs coming up. You're gonna be doing that thing with all of us on Friday, February 21, at the Riverside Casino and Resort in Iowa. Iowa. Thanks to 100.7 the fox and cedar Rapids. Also you've got your. It's called the. The Dry Bar special.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In Provo, Utah, February 8th.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll be great. And how does that work exactly?

[Pat Godwin]

Is this squeaky clean comedy show? Very well video taped.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that. Is the name of the club, the Dry Bar.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a. It's Dry Bar.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Very big.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like. That'll be an instant 2 million views.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm very nervous and excited.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You got this.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you've also got something in Rothchild, Wisconsin on the 24th of January. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Banter.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the name of the club.

[Pat Godwin]

It's an apartment complex.

[Christy Lee]

Banter.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's a. It's a. It's a brand new complex that they have entertainment. Greg Han was there a couple weeks ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Very cool.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a lot of fun. They do some special stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

You talk with the audience.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Banter.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry.

[Christy Lee]

I thought the same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They have new owners. It used to be called Ventures Ramp. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm sorry. Time. Not a review history.

[Chick McGee]

Time now to review history. January 13th.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What do you got, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of audio for you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

On this one it was gonna guess. Yeah, you're gonna get it. I mean, it's. It's easy. What is it? What's interesting is the Twist became the number one song in America on this date in 1962 for the second time with Chubby Checker.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's just ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

Chubby Checker, Fat ass Yahtzee. Badass yacht.

[Pat Godwin]

Portly Put cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I. I'd like to do this home. I wish you'd done this earlier in the morning. We could be doing this all day. So Tiddly winks. Yeah. Oh, that's good too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Pat said that one.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Shoots and lard ass ladders.

[Tom Griswold]

And he really wasn't that fat. That was. They were just trying to take. Take off on Fat Stamino. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't it Dick Clark's creation?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But didn't they kind of make him beef up a little.

[Chick McGee]

Little bit? I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he still with us?

[Pat Godwin]

He is still with us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All both feet.

[Chick McGee]

He had an actual, actual album called Harder than Diamonds, I think or something. It was a pretty good album.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Back in the 80s.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the twist is a great song.

[Josh Arnold]

And the fat boys, remember, they came out and did a cover of the Twist.

[Tom Griswold]

How has the Oreo cookie people not.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, baby.

[Josh Arnold]

They're twisting the cookies. Not bad.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a pretty good impression.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was just.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like. I want to think they've done that. I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it who was telling me that their daughter had taken a thing of Oreos, twisted them, eaten all the cream, put them back together?

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker made that story. She says things to try to get.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

She just wants to be in the air.

[Tom Griswold]

What a classic. What a great kid move. I apologize for whatever they said. I wasn't listening. Johnny Cash in this date in 68, performed at Folsom Prison.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. He was in for.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he had the blues.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never seen water like this before.

[Chick McGee]

Grand Theft Auto is serving three years. Yeah, that's right. Poor Johnny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Never. They never tell you that. It was community service. Court ordered. Michael Jordan retires for the second time.

[Chick McGee]

And the final time on this day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is nice. I always like this guy. Born in 1934 for Rip Taylor.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I do, too. Yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Confetti guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I really like. I like to read his jokes instead of actually see them perform. Not me walking down the aisles. Confetti in the air, man. It is funny.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad saw him in Vegas and said he's never laughed hard.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

It was Rip Taylor and a bunch of, like, topless, huge, boobed women. And he said. He said my mom wasn't too pleased, but he had the time of his life.

[Pat Godwin]

It was pretty funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on that note, have the time of your life. Today we are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel, actor Michael Rosenbaum.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Let's get inside of it.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

I can't look at, like, Boogie Nights and think. No, because you were a nerd. Johnny Knoxville. You think you're gonna do another Jackass movie.

[Josh Arnold]

What do your kids want?

[Chick McGee]

Dad's not gonna do that.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Greg Warren]

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[Pat Godwin]

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[Christy Lee]

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