The BOB & TOM Show - January 14, 2026

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – January 14, 2026

Main Theme

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends the show’s signature irreverent humor, lively banter, and discussions of news, sports, pop culture, and personal anecdotes. The morning features musical parodies, sports updates, stories from listeners, and a much-hyped "super surprise guest"—actor and comedian Bill Glass, known for playing Dr. Rick in the popular Progressive Insurance ads. Other highlights include standup comedian Jamie Lisso, an extended discussion about modern social memes like "Karen" and "Jessica", unique news stories, and the weekly "Sexy Time" relationship advice segment with Ali Breen.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show Kick-Off: Musical Comedy & Banter

[00:15–04:13]

• The show opens with a comedic song, “When I Go Out Drinking,” full of rowdy lyrics and playful energy, performed by the hosts.
• Tom Griswold refers to Pat Daly’s classic party anthem, prompting much laughter and typical BOB & TOM back-and-forth.
• Memorable quote:
  • Chick McGee [04:07]: “Go out in the parking lot, piss on all the cars. Beautiful.”
• The team revels in the absurd imagery, celebrating the song’s mischievous spirit.

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2. Teasing the "Super Surprise Guest"

[04:13–07:01]

• Tom drops hints about a "surprise guest," fueling speculation and comedic skepticism among the cast:
  • Chick McGee [04:49]: “Is it possible that it's someone you think we'd all know immediately and that you think he's popular, but he's not really at all?”
• Tom reassures: “You will know who it is.” The mystery persists, escalating curiosity for later in the show.

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3. Pop Culture: Generational Slang & Wordle

[07:01–07:53]

• A segment builds around generational labels (“Gen Z,” “Alpha”, etc.), group fatigue over the terms, and light satire of cultural trends.
• Brief dive into “Wordle” with Tom confessing his daily post-show obsession.

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4. News Oddities: Medical Marvels & Unusual Incidents

[07:53–14:00]

• Christy leads quirky news stories:
  • A man requires surgery to remove a sweet potato from his body (“Up his butt” – Chick quips).
  • A patient wakes up from surgery speaking fluent Spanish (skepticism all around).
  • Lightning-induced talents, with references to “Phenomenon” and “Flowers for Algernon.”
• The team riffs on skepticism about “instant genius” stories.
  • Tom Griswold [08:14]: “Is it Spanglish or is it really Spanish?...I think the guy's just faking it.”

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5. Sports Desk: Mike Tomlin & NFL Coaching Carousel

[11:01–12:13]

• Chick delivers major sports headline: Mike Tomlin steps down as head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers after 19 seasons.
• The group imagines an “NFL Coaches Swap” reality show, mixing sports and reality TV tropes.
  • “NFL coach swap. How about that?” — Chick McGee [11:47]
• Laughter ensues as Tom suggests trading not just jobs but houses and families.

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6. Listener Letters & Relatable Humor

[19:00–25:40]

• Tom recounts a dehydrated, cramp-filled night and a bizarre dream about a singing waiter at “Pussyville.”
  • Playful banter about dehydration, electrolyte remedies, and cramp tales.
• Letters segment:
  • Listeners submit hypothetical Chick catchphrases (“You’re a menace!”).
  • Car cleaning tips morph into a comic exploration of domestic chores, leading to tomfoolery about buying fully furnished houses—and, satirically, “buying a woman.”

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7. Edgy Humor & Wild Anecdotes: "Buying a Woman"

[36:44–40:00+]

• Josh reads a letter from a listener recalling “buying a woman” during Marine Corps service in the Philippines for “$15.”
  • Panel riffs on old comedian stories, wild nights, and international “prices.”
  • Humorous yet deliberately over-the-top references to prostitution, with recurring reminders that this is meant for laughs, not endorsement.

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8. Snack Food and Pickleball Song

[27:00–32:03]

• The team laughs over a listener finding "Vlasic pickleballs" (pickled-flavored snack puffs), sparking commentary on bar snacks.
• Pat Godwin performs his parody “Pickleball Naked,” poking fun at pickleball’s senior citizen popularity and the visual hazards of a nudist game.
  • Memorable lyric: “Gramps’ micro-dickle is mighty small/Playing pickleball naked pickleball.”

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9. Letter Box: Household Chores, Sock Routine, & Name Quirks

[41:05–44:45]

• Listeners share their routines for putting on socks and shoes (debate ensues: “sock, sock, shoe, shoe” vs “sock, shoe, sock, shoe”).
• Discussions of domestic minutiae highlight the show’s everyman relatability and comedic style.

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10. Weekly Relationship Advice: “Sexy Time” with Ali Breen

[140:38–154:30]

• Ali Breen fields letters about relationships and sex—ranging from porn-watching preferences in couples, to social media oversharing, to thorny anniversary plans vs. bachelor parties.
  • Standout exchanges:
    • Gay Porn with Girlfriend:
      • “No, you are not gay... Your body and mind are responding now to just that act.” — Josh Arnold [143:40]
    • Wife blogs about husband’s faults for internet fame:
      • “That’ll get the views. That’s the problem…” — Ali Breen [147:48]
    • Bachelor party vs. anniversary conflict:
      • “Yes, she's being completely unreasonable…” — Josh Arnold [153:16]

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11. Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Go out in the parking lot, piss on all the cars. Beautiful.” — Chick McGee [04:07]
• “NFL coach swap. How about that?” — Chick McGee [11:47]
• “Would you just like to buy a woman?” — Chick McGee [13:06] (the show makes it deliberately absurd)
• “Pickleball’s all the rage for folks of a certain age, but nudity is best left to the young…” — Pat Godwin [31:31]
• “I guarantee you will know who it is.” — Tom Griswold [05:59] (about the surprise guest)
• “My favorite sitcom and my favorite line right now is when he says ‘You don’t work here!’” — Chick McGee [125:36] (on Dr. Rick Progressive commercials)

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12. The Super Surprise Guest: Bill Glass (Dr. Rick)

[124:51–135:03]

• Around 2 hours, 5 minutes in, the much-teased guest joins: Bill Glass, the actor/comedian who plays Dr. Rick in the standout Progressive Insurance "parentamorphosis” commercials.
  • Group heaps praise on Bill and the ad campaign’s relatability, improvisation, and comedic genius.
  • Bill reveals the Dr. Rick mustache is fake and most of the character’s magic is chemistry with great improv actors and writers.
  • Q&A covers the impact on his career, the process behind the ads, and if he gets recognized in public.
• Memorable moment: The studio gives him a standing ovation (off-air), and Tom declares it “the best surprise guest ever.”

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13. Pop Culture & Sports: TV, Names, Progressive Commercials

Varied through show

• Playful speculation why certain first names become shorthand for generational/cultural criticism (“Karen,” now “Jessica”).
• Jokes about famous faces in commercials and the potential for TV series inspired by advertising icons.

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14. Bizarre News: Stranded Skiers in Andorra & DJ Priest

[87:15–93:43]

• Three tourists in Andorra get stuck on a ski slope after following GPS too blindly (“Hope they had the insurance!”).
• A Portuguese priest gains fame as a DJ with over 2.5 million Instagram followers—provoking playful, irreverent speculation about Christian disco music and the state of modern church outreach.

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15. Closing Banter: Java House, Car Ice, and More

[98:39–162:17]

• Final hour features more product sponsorship gags, the crew’s ongoing banter, household petty concerns (ice preference, sock choices), and reinforcing the family feel of the show: playful, sharp-edged, but always affectionate.

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Important Timestamps

• [04:49] — The "super surprise guest” mystery teased
• [11:01] — Major NFL headline: Mike Tomlin steps down
• [31:31–32:03] — Pat Godwin’s “Pickleball Naked” song
• [36:44–40:00+] — Wild letter on “buying a woman” in the Philippines
• [124:51–135:03] — Bill Glass (Dr. Rick) interview
• [140:38–154:30] — Sexy Time with Ali Breen

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Language & Tone

The tone throughout is raucous, self-deprecating, and sometimes edgy, with a knowing wink to the audience about the sometimes politically incorrect nature of the comedy. The language remains playful, sarcastic, and full of callbacks to running gags and the team’s real personalities.

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Summary Table

| Segment | Key Moment/Quote | Timestamp | |-------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Musical Opener | “Go out in the parking lot, piss on all the cars. Beautiful.” – Chick McGee | 04:07 | | Surprise Guest Tease | “You will know who it is.” – Tom Griswold | 05:59 | | NFL News | Mike Tomlin steps down | 11:01 | | “Buying a Woman” Story | “$15 for the weekend in 1986!” – Letter | 37:53 | | Pickleball Song | “Gramps’ micro-dickle is mighty small…” – Pat Godwin | 31:31 | | Bill Glass Interview | Dr. Rick / Progressive Ad insights | 124:51–135:03 | | Sexy Time with Ali Breen | Relationship Q&A (“Does gay porn with my girlfriend make me gay?”) – “No, you are not.” – Josh Arnold | 142:42/143:54 | | Andorra Ski News & DJ Priest | “Hope they had the insurance!” | 87:15/92:25 |

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a textbook example of BOB & TOM’s long-running appeal: rapid-fire camaraderie, comedic risk-taking, news-of-the-weird, crowd-sourced humor, running gags, and big-name surprise guest appearances. Bill Glass’ drop-in delivers on Tom’s extensive build-up, rounding out a morning packed with absurdity, insight, and the show's signature sense of the ridiculous in everyday life.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

You should have seen me last night when I, I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal st. I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall Tumbled over a pile of metal chairs Then I cussed out my girlfriend Tried to feel up her.

[Christy Lee]

Mama Wrecked my car I think I.

[Tom Griswold]

Bruised my spine oh, you oughta go with me When I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time I got drunk and stole this boat out of the Edgewater yacht club doing 90 miles an hour up to the bay I sank her out by Buckeye.

[Chick McGee]

Point Walked on into town Tore up.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone'S flowers on my way Then I barged into the cruise nest and I threw up on the rug I slapped that hostess on her bit behind me When I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time I talk dirty to the waitress and I never.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever leave her no tip Leave her.

[Tom Griswold]

On my roaches in the guacamole oh, you wanna go with me? When I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time so I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna tie on a good one. Does anybody here want to go out drinking with me?

[Chick McGee]

Y.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'll take you to this biker.

[Josh Arnold]

Bar where we can kick some ass.

[Chick McGee]

At a gay bar.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get our drinks for free we'll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer a piece we'll wash it down with a gallon of cheap island.

[Chick McGee]

Wine oh, you ought to go with.

[Tom Griswold]

Me wine I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time I like to shout out loud and moon the crowd when I'm dancing on the bar Tingle out in the parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Piss on all the cars. Real good time oh, give me that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wine Always have myself a real good time I'm feeling very fine Always have myself a real good time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, good morning. Hello, hello, hello. Hola. From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, it's the Bob and Tom Show. The Invanidos. How'd you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

How do you say it's hump day in Spanish? L. Humpo. Hump.

[Chick McGee]

Kora. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Osteoporosis everyday. Hunt day. Right, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right, Kora? Ace. Hello, Chrissy. How are you?

[Christy Lee]

I'm good, Chick. Thank you for asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I am Chick McGee at the prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

It's good to see you, sir. And. And lady. And everybody else. Happy to Be here. That was the great Pat Daly. What a classic song that is.

[Chick McGee]

Go out in the parking lot, piss on all the cars. Beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. That could give you some courage.

[Chick McGee]

You can. You can have it yesterday. I'll take that now.

[Tom Griswold]

Rarely, Rarely do I, I, I, I lobby for people to listen to the entire show because I know there are things people have to do well. And I understand that.

[Chick McGee]

And a little bit of us goes a long way.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. We wear out our welcome very quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Usually by about 10 after. Yeah. But we have a surprise guest today, and I know you guys don't like my surprises, so.

[Chick McGee]

Is this one of your surprises?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Because the holidays we had surprise guests, and wouldn't you agree they were. They were pretty good. But, but, but no, it's. They. Tom had nothing to do with it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

This one is a possible standing ovation.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

That. You're really building it up.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is part of your problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Ex.

[Tom Griswold]

What chick says, okay, you build it up too much.

[Chick McGee]

And then we go, hey, it's a puppeteer who could work a mouth with his feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I see this $5 right here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's yours if you don't like it. We had an A lister in here last time.

[Chick McGee]

I know. I'm not gonna like.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a different list. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Is Josh the one who arranged for the one man Band? Because you wanted that and he was great. Can we have him back?

[Tom Griswold]

We could probably get him back, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

He may be a busy man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is someone you will all know immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, absolutely. I can give you a couple. You've never met him, but you will know him immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Is it possible that it's someone you think that we'd all know immediately and that you think he's popular, but he's not really at all?

[Tom Griswold]

I guarantee you will know who it is.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Positively. My guess is we know the name but not the face. Exactly the opposite. Oh, okay. When I was facing exactly the opposite.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are all the hints you're going to get.

[Chick McGee]

No more is the guy who does Elmo's voice on Sesame Street.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who that is. So the answer, I guess, is no. In any event, he got.

[Chick McGee]

He got into trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a guy that you will know. We're going to talk with Jamie Lisso, one of the great comedians out there. Big fan. Also, we have an odd story for both the Jessica's that work here. Hooker and Alsman. I don't want to give it away, but there May be odd.

[Josh Arnold]

I have. I heard the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. You know.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? We don't have to make it happen. We don't have to let it happen. You know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

Does it irritate you as much as it irritates me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This whole thing of if Gen Z, baby, baby, if I hear. I'm so sick of it. Not everything has to be.

[Josh Arnold]

You know who's going to be really sick of it is Gen Z. Yeah. People talking about us.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. And then I saw one. There was one in the crossword Alpha. I didn't even know there was an Alpha.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the babies, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's an Alpha. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Also Alpha, we have a wordle story. And I. I try not to get too deep into this for those of you that don't play wordle, but it is a big part of my life. Some people have their morning prayers. I have my post show wordle.

[Chick McGee]

I appreciate wordle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, you do the pre show?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Get. Those gears are grinding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, yes. Now, yesterday. Tricky. Got it in four. For those of you that are playing.

[Chick McGee]

I think I got it. Five. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Maybe it was five. Oh, that's right. Because I thought it was the several. Never mind. I can't give it away. In case you're going into the archive now, Christy, you got some interesting stuff over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've been sorting through all of this stuff. We have a sweet potato in the wrong spot that had to be removed by a surgeon.

[Chick McGee]

Up his butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe we had a guy woke up after surgery and started speaking fluent Spanish.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's always weird.

[Christy Lee]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I love. I am extraordinarily skeptical. I. I read that there are a few cases.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it Spanglish or is it really Spanish? I mean, is the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, fluent.

[Josh Arnold]

Fluent Spanish would suggest it's not Spanglish.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have witnesses that are. Okay, I.

[Chick McGee]

What. What would make you happy? Like a picture of that day's paper and Oswald standing in the background or. What do you want?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I want.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I want this guy with a Spanish speaker going, okay, this is actually. I think the guy's just faking it.

[Josh Arnold]

I want answers.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

How does this happen?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not possible.

[Chick McGee]

It's not possible.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom said you could. I think you could mimic the sounds. And he had taken some Spanish. It's. It. We'll get to it. I.

[Christy Lee]

It has happened in the past.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm Skeptical.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Josh. Am I wrong?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. There are. There are multiple stories.

[Christy Lee]

There are multiple stories.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you get hit by lighting and started speaking Chinese, that'd be fine?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, no, it would be baffling. It would be absolutely bad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and that's why it's a news story?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You haven't heard of somebody getting hit by lightning and they become a concert pianist or something?

[Tom Griswold]

I have. I have read about that.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But not instantly. Then they have to study.

[Chick McGee]

No, instantly.

[Christy Lee]

They're instantly.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Like a savant of some sort, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Remember John Travolta got hit in the. In the head with something and he became. There was a documentary about super smart.

[Josh Arnold]

He became phenomenon.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah. Tom trying to figure out when was Travolta genius.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, you're. And then there's the movie Charlie. With. With. It was. It was based on Flowers for Algernon where the mouse. Remember this one?

[Josh Arnold]

That was pharmaceutically based, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. They made the. They made the guy real smart.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I really like that movie.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a heartbreaker.

[Tom Griswold]

Cliff Robertson.

[Chick McGee]

I can't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going to tell you what happens, but the mouse dies.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think it's okay to spoil that one. Really. It's been a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I remember walking out of the guy in front of me, said I liked him better when he was stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Wrong. For two reasons.

[Chick McGee]

He won an Oscar for that, didn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought he won one for playing JFK without the accent.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not him.

[Tom Griswold]

PT109, one of the classics. How would you like to run a PT boat for a day, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

You know, I honestly have never thought about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, I'd love to get in one. They're made of plywood. They. They go really fast. They got cool guns on.

[Chick McGee]

Flowers for Algernon. And Pete want PT109 right out of the game.

[Tom Griswold]

For those that are literate, they might enjoy that.

[Chick McGee]

109 years old. Either way.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we have. What do we have? Sporting news wise. I tried.

[Chick McGee]

I tried. Did I try? Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything?

[Chick McGee]

What do you got? Oh, you're talking to me now for.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm asking for the so called teaser.

[Chick McGee]

Mike Tomlin is out as Pittsburgh Steelers head coach. He resigned or is that went. Hey, you can't fire me. I quit. All right? Can do, boss. The longest tenured head coach in major American professional sports.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Stepped down after 19 years H. Didn't make it to 20, man. Son of a gun. Dag on it.

[Christy Lee]

Missed the pin by this much.

[Chick McGee]

And you know, the situation exists now where Tomlin could be head coach of the Ravens and Harbaugh could be head coach of the Steelers. That'd be nuts, wouldn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Would they just trade houses?

[Chick McGee]

They would just trade houses.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be the smart thing.

[Chick McGee]

Reality show trade houses and wives. NFL coaches.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my.

[Chick McGee]

NFL coach swap. How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

That is not a bad idea. And this would have some unusual.

[Ali Breen]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

That'd be a. It'd be on a. In a certain category beyond bet.

[Chick McGee]

Racial.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, they allow them on other channels, too.

[Chick McGee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody can take a joke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

What. Do you know anybody that bought a house with all the furniture in it?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I've always wanted to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to do that, and I wanted to buy a car and drive it off the line for cash.

[Christy Lee]

I tried to buy a house with some of the furniture, and the lady wouldn't sell it to me.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I know a guy that bought a house with. I mean, everything came in.

[Christy Lee]

Everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, including the.

[Christy Lee]

Call that turnkey.

[Tom Griswold]

The. Let's see, they. They left the. The sheets, the towels.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about the sheets.

[Josh Arnold]

This is how I want to sell my house.

[Bill Glass]

They.

[Tom Griswold]

And I. I knew the. I knew the plates.

[Christy Lee]

Everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Seller. Everything. You know, they took down the. Obviously all their personal photographs. Sure. But they left everything turnkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Awesome.

[Christy Lee]

People in Florida do that a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'd be just great.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like to buy at one point. Wouldn't you just like to buy a woman? You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean by a woman?

[Chick McGee]

Buy a woman. Hey, I'll have.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, turnkey. Does she come with all her clothes and all her.

[Chick McGee]

It's up to you. Oh, she could be scantily clad. She could be. Look like a librarian. It's up to you.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought I was in dangerous waters, but. No, no, no, no. What I'm doing is.

[Chick McGee]

Is as many times as you like.

[Tom Griswold]

Water's king. He's deep diving. He's going all the way down and can't you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like 100 bucks in the Philippines or like, you know, all weekend, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Philippines. Yeah, probably.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you mean Thailand, but let's just move forward.

[Chick McGee]

That's a whole nother the fish, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Different 50 buc.

[Tom Griswold]

Different orphans. Check under the hood. Take that car off the lot. Possible genetic issues.

[Chick McGee]

I can touch My own penis I don't need.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I don't need somebody else.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently some of them are knockouts.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys have gone over there and they're like, I was talking the most beautiful woman. I thought, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

At what point did he not. Did he realize this is not a woman?

[Josh Arnold]

One guy realized that fairly early on and it went ahead anyway. This was a Scottish dude I taught. I taught with. And. Yeah. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't stop him at all. This guy was a wild dude and we were in awe of his stories.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that would enter into it for me. If they. The. The person was so beautiful that it wouldn't matter what sex they were. I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think it does. Just to some. It does matter to me.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'll vote with Josh. I was trying to make a humorous point about something completely unrelated.

[Chick McGee]

Would you kiss Josh passionately? Tom, what's in.

[Josh Arnold]

What's just for. Just.

[Chick McGee]

Just Good morning. Just for a lark and a deep tongue kiss.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

Not like a. No, not one of those.

[Christy Lee]

I do love him.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll answer when we come back because we have to move forward.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And he'll have forgotten. All right, I'm in the ADD Show. What's happening over there?

[Chick McGee]

Prize Picks. High pressure football playoff matchups are coming this weekend. That's right. College football's championship Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say this a week?

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

You turning into Lawrence Welk?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Things beginning to gel regarding your sports picks? Well, check it out with prize picks. Coming up once again, Jamie Lisso, comedian Ali Breen with sexy time and a extra special super surprise guest. It will be worth your while, I promise you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

I promise you. That's all I'm gonna say. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Now that the holidays are over, you might be feeling like you've got a big spending hangover. The drinks, the holiday food, the gifts, it all adds up.

[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'd like to hear that wordle song again. I'm humming it again. It's number one hit across the country, don't you think?

[Tom Griswold]

And we got a. We got a wordle story this morning.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize pick sports desk. On prize picks, just pick two to six players. Choose more or less. Watch your lineups light up. Before the playoff. Download prize picks and use the code tom50bonuscredit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now before we get to our letters. Yes, quick story.

[Chick McGee]

Letters. We get letters.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, I mean, this is all true. So I'll just. Yesterday I had kind of a busy Day.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So just one of those things. And I didn't really have lunch, and I didn't really have breakfast either. Had kind of a. Like, I had a half a bowl of cereal or something.

[Christy Lee]

So you were hungry.

[Tom Griswold]

And then I. I managed to sort of miss lunch. And then I had. I got really busy and the girls had to go somewhere, so I didn't really have dinner either. But I did have another bowl of cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

But the. The reason I bring this up is because I didn't sit down for lunch or sit down for dinner. So I didn't have anything to drink. I didn't. And I didn't stop for any coffee. I got really. So I had no fluids at all. Looking back. So I wake up in the middle of the night with an incredible Charlie horse. Oh, boy. From being completely dehydrated in your.

[Christy Lee]

In your calf.

[Tom Griswold]

And my upper thigh. I mean, just unbelievable pain. But it awakened me from the weirdest dream. And I won't go into too much detail, but in my dream, I had just walked into a restaurant and it was a singing waiter.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a little bit salty.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I woke up, I couldn't stop singing this song as I limped around in search of water.

[Josh Arnold]

In real life, you couldn't stop singing this song?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, in my head.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I woke up in my head, and it was welcome to Pussyville. He was a singing waiter. That's what this.

[Chick McGee]

He was singing. The singing.

[Tom Griswold]

The waiter in the dream.

[Chick McGee]

In the dream was the name of the restaurant.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. And then. So I'm trying not to laugh, but I don't want to wake anybody up. But you get those cramps, that Charlie Horse cramp I'm massaging so I could get out of the bed.

[Christy Lee]

Electrolytes real quick. You need that Arctic, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like Chrissy's got this. You need electro.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was my own fault, and I should. I didn't even think about the fact that I never really sat down. And ordinarily I'll grab a couple cups of coffee or drink a. I get a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I do, too. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I get them in my calves really bad, and they get me up out of bed.

[Tom Griswold]

It wouldn't happen to you, Josh, because you're good about drinking water.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I honestly have not had that in a long time. Boy, when that would happen. That is really.

[Christy Lee]

But I drink water all day, too, so I think my doctor told me it's because you need electrolytes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all that sin.

[Christy Lee]

It's sinning that's exactly right. It's the devil. Yeah, I start my day with electrolyte.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, I should have downed.

[Chick McGee]

I saw my. I start my day in Pussyville. I don't know what you guys are talking about.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we're doing it wrong. Yeah, you guys are doing it right.

[Chick McGee]

But the guy was.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy was singing.

[Chick McGee]

Sure he was.

[Tom Griswold]

I. And I don't know anything that happened prior to that in the dream, but just to woke up. So it was so weird.

[Chick McGee]

And I got.

[Tom Griswold]

What is happening.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd. What do you think they serve?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I have a guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we are going to get to some unusual things in the world of food today. We have a special super surprise guest coming up later in the show. I promise you, you're going to be thrilled. Also comedian Jamie Lisso, one of my favorites. And Ali Breen with Sexy Time.

[Josh Arnold]

He is one of our favorites, but we talked to him not too long ago. So are we bothering him or is he bothering us at this point?

[Tom Griswold]

I think we're still bothering him.

[Josh Arnold]

He reached out to us. Okay, we got to let him know. Hey, hey, hey.

[Tom Griswold]

I know he enough of this, enough of this great comedy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he bothers me, but I thought just me. He is a true.

[Josh Arnold]

So funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we do have some letters here. Now do you want to do the.

[Chick McGee]

Hello Bob at Top show? I have a long drive to and from work every day, so I'm always kind of a day behind listening to shows. Chick missed Monday, so I in my head fashioned some responses that Chick would use if he were there during Monday's show.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a fun game.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. For instance, these are all things I would say to Tom. You're a menace. Do you hear yourself right now? Your memories are not everyone's memories. Can you just be normal?

[Tom Griswold]

Could we record all these?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

We should have these on a. On. On one of these machines.

[Chick McGee]

And as I said in the past, you pay me, I won't even show up. You can just play this. And here are some Tom impressions.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That'S my favorite one.

[Chick McGee]

Followed by. The larger point I'm trying to make is my weekend was brutal. And thanks for making my drive more enjoyable. That's very nice. Thank you, Mike. Appreciate it.

[Tom Griswold]

And on Monday I said it. I had a great weekend.

[Chick McGee]

When, when was that?

[Christy Lee]

He did say that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Monday. I came in Monday I. I got more stuff done at my house that.

[Christy Lee]

He just was busy, busy, busy.

[Chick McGee]

Spent some time in the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet. You betcha you get the blower out.

[Chick McGee]

And blow your garage out into the driveway and out into the neighborhood, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Has your neighbors. Have they.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they. They're. They're fine.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

On the one side, they're too old to hear anything, and across the street's too far away. No. Yeah. I blow out my. My garage constant. Because I have two white dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you don't. And I've got a black carpeting in my car, so if I don't blow the dog hair out of the garage, my car gets full of white dog hair. Oh. So. And then I've got to get the lint roller out. But part of my weekend was I put my. My car mats in the washing machine. That was great. One at a time.

[Chick McGee]

I put my car mat. I heard him in the washing machine.

[Christy Lee]

Said it takes three days to dry them, though.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they do a pretty good job of that at the car. And you go to car washes two or three times a day.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, they take the mats out.

[Chick McGee]

They've got a thing, a brushy thing. They put it in like a toaster.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you got to put them in the washing machine. You get all. Really. They gotta go get the deeps, the deep grime and poison on them.

[Chick McGee]

You put it on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're full of germs.

[Chick McGee]

What's it called?

[Tom Griswold]

It's setting Daddy's put on delicates and. Because you don't want to tear them off.

[Chick McGee]

Delicate.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like. I like. Nice, clean car. So let's move forward here. We have more letters. You can reach us. How do you reach us, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'm just thinking. I'm just thinking how it must be to live over there. I just can't. I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, baby. You can't use the washing machine downstairs. You're gonna have to go upstairs. I'm washing my car mats one at a time.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you're what? That's why she put in a washing machine upstairs. So she would be able to wash her dang clothes.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

The delicates.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything, right? Actually, I would love to have a house with two washers and two dryers in the same room and a big place to spread stuff out and hang it. That'd be heaven.

[Chick McGee]

No, that would be heaven.

[Josh Arnold]

You want a laundromat, Josh?

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd even have one that took quarters.

[Chick McGee]

Out of everything you can think of. Scenarios aplenty. His heaven would be Two washers, two dryers and everything. Somewhere to spread everything out, I bet.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, that might be a common fantasy for a lot of people with big families.

[Tom Griswold]

And if I were doing it again, I'd put a second sink in my kitchen.

[Chick McGee]

I can't believe it's not too late.

[Christy Lee]

I can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Don't have a laundry room that's large.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's also. The dogs are in there all the time, so there.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a big counter space, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's stuff on it.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Top Show, Good morning to all you legendary geniuses who help me maintain my insanity.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I happened upon these culinary delights in my local Casey's Culinary or culinary. Culinary.

[Josh Arnold]

I go culinary.

[Christy Lee]

I go culinary. Dude.

[Chick McGee]

This. At Casey's gas station in Mason City, Iowa, the other day, the first thing that popped into my head was the lyrical masterpiece by Pat Godwin, Pickleballs Eating pickleballs.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Vlasic pickleballs. Dill pickle. Oh, Corn pops.

[Christy Lee]

Corn puffs.

[Chick McGee]

And with a big crunch, as you see.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're like cheese puffs? Kind of, but yeah. Dill pickle flavor.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

I'd have to try those. What do you think?

[Chick McGee]

I'd give those a test run. Yeah, I bet. I bet they're good.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably good and salty.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have the. The deep fried pickles at the bars and the taverns?

[Josh Arnold]

Those restaurants. Those really are great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like the chips or the spears?

[Chick McGee]

I like chips.

[Josh Arnold]

I prefer the chips. Spear's not bad, but. Yeah, I prefer the chips, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they still make crispy cukes?

[Josh Arnold]

The tiny.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. The finely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, finely. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what those are.

[Tom Griswold]

The thin wafer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that you put on sandwiches. The long, thin ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the actual pickle, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can get sandwich. Sliced pickles. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Pickleball. Now you can pickle with.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, you. You eat those. You eat pickles like that before bed. You're not going to have Charlie horses.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's got a lot of stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all electrolytes.

[Chick McGee]

The NFL's done that for years. They drink pickle juice on the sidelines. That was a big, real big thing a couple years ago.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That was my fault, though, for getting. I should have taken some electrolytes. As you say. Dear Bob and Tom, show kids were over this weekend. My youngest came out of the shower and couldn't think of, how you say, blow dryer. He asked Me Where? My hair gun, Brian. And Louisville. That makes perfect sense.

[Christy Lee]

Sure does.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Christy Lee]

They look like a gun.

[Tom Griswold]

And did you see. Did we talk about this? I think we did. The certain cruise ships, you can't bring on a hairdryer. Do you remember this one?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of them, actually. Most of them because the hair dryers pull so much electricity that they. They what?

[Christy Lee]

They have their own, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have their own.

[Christy Lee]

They have their own in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And they make it. When you. If you get on. If you have one, they. They. They temporarily confiscate it. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. That's true.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true here too. There's certain appliances that take a lot of power and, you know, pop the.

[Chick McGee]

Breaker here in the station.

[Tom Griswold]

We popped the breaker here once. You remember what we were doing?

[Chick McGee]

Toasting something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. We were cooking in the old green room, waffles plugged in, a portable heating thing of some sort, and boom, there.

[Chick McGee]

Went the breaker, the breakers here. And the electricity reminds one of the Green acres set up where they. You can't go over a seven. And each. Each appliance is given a numerical value. And if you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's pretty funny to go off the air because you're making pancakes.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. You know what it is? It's human, Tom. We're just regular people. It could happen.

[Josh Arnold]

We're only human.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, maybe we can get Pat to sing his pickleball.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe. So I set the whole thing up.

[Tom Griswold]

And we're already down the road ready to go. I didn't know. Really. We couldn't tell you ready because you didn't your guitar out. You were just sitting there, man. I had a prompt for a wordle.

[Josh Arnold]

And I had that pickleball ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Pickleball Naked pickleball Sweaty in the summer.

[Josh Arnold]

Nippy in the fall Playing pickleball naked.

[Tom Griswold]

Pickleball except for shoes wearing nothing at.

[Chick McGee]

All.

[Tom Griswold]

Flapping parts in private places Meemaws who has in their faces Incontinence in eventuality at the seniors nudist colony Playing pickleball naked pickleball Gramps Micro Dickel is mighty small Playing pickleball naked pickleball Try not to fall on your pickling balls Boobs are flopping, Knees are bruised Hips replaced and backs are fused Sagging sacks are waving in the breeze Take one to the nuts and you're down on your knees Playing pickleball naked pickleball Trip and fall and an ambulance is called Playing pickleball naked Pickleball past their prime in the au natural. Pickleball's all the rage for folks of a certain age. But nudity is best left to the young. Look at them having fun, wrinkling in the sun. And I had no idea Saw was so well hung.

[Josh Arnold]

Playing pickleball naked pickleball.

[Tom Griswold]

Better than a swim or walk in the mall. Playing pickleball naked pickleball with Esther, Clem.

[Josh Arnold]

Thelma, and Big D. Saul.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice circumcision, Saul.

[Christy Lee]

I appreciate.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Patty G. Pat Goblin, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. Pat, did you see that letter?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Going back to Mecklenburg county for the first time. You're okay if we read that?

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Patty G. Is going to be doing the Creek. The Creek clubhouse, is it? Creek Country Club? Yeah. Comedy at the Creek in Charlotte, North Carolina. And that's the. That's the county where. Pat, would you. You said you. You called an officer. Barney, I believe.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he had.

[Tom Griswold]

He had his gun out, so. You're gonna shoot me, Barney.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't care for that.

[Chick McGee]

And you were the passenger.

[Tom Griswold]

The police don't care for that anywhere, Pat, you idiot. So Pat spends a night in jail. 14 hours. And you weren't even the one driving. I was a passenger. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're hard now, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You get hard in prison.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. 14 hours changes.

[Tom Griswold]

So does your cellmate, sadly. Right now, I want to talk about our buddy, Steven Singer. He's getting ready, and he is ready. Are you ready for Valentine's Day? It's everyone's favorite time of year. But, fellas, you got to cover this. You know what I'm talking about? Steven Singer is the. I hate Steven Singer guy. He's got the brand new gold dipped rose for Valentine's Day. Christie Lee, what is it this year?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, this year it's the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose. It's beautiful. You ever seen a sunset when you're on vacation with your sweetie, you're sitting out there on the beach and. And it just dips down and it goes all those beautiful. Fact I saw one yesterday. It was gorgeous. Just like this rose. A lot of yellows and oranges. And then it goes all the way down into the.

[Josh Arnold]

Then she turns to you and says, you know, I've been sleeping with your brother because he got me one of these roses.

[Chick McGee]

And you know what you say? Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice save. Give me. It's the.

[Chick McGee]

Give me my rose back.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a real rose dipped in real beautiful 24 karat gold. And it's only available from Steven Singer Jewelers. You find the rose and other stuff, of course, at the I Hate stephensinger.com website. I always recommend the rose with a bracelet dangling from it. That's right, a bracelet or even a necklace. Can't go wrong, fellas. Valentine's Day this year, by the way, Valentine's Day, he said, parenthetically, is on a Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want fit reservations, get them today. Just telling you. Okay. No. Back to Steven Singer. What else has he got going?

[Christy Lee]

Steven Singer makes Valentine's Day shopping easy. And they just start at $69. These beautiful sunset roses. That's right. They're exclusive. And they're only at Steven Singer Jewelers. Get your sunset rose now at I hate stevensinger.com with fast and free shipping. Steven Singer Jewelers. That's I Hate stevensinger.com and they start at $69.

[Tom Griswold]

That's six, seven plus two.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Do the juggling thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the juggling thing. Thanks, Stephen. I know. I appreciate that very much. Coming up, who knows where Andorra is? Anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Andorra. Wasn't that on Bewitched?

[Chick McGee]

No. Avatar. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't it sound like a fake place? It's Pandora.

[Chick McGee]

It's real Pandora.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll find out where it is. And it involves something that I'm a big fan of.

[Chick McGee]

That wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Pat Godwin. We just heard pickleball playing. Pickleball. Naked pickleball. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, I've got some answers in the form of a letter for some questions we had.

[Chick McGee]

All right. I was going to say I didn't know we had questions, but answers are always good. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hello, Chick McGee. We'll check in with. With Josh and his. His answers. Is that correct? What's happening over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Chick, you had a new idea about buying women.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I wanted to know if anyone here.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how hard I worked. Get off that topic.

[Chick McGee]

If anyone here had ever bought a woman. I think it's a conversation starter.

[Josh Arnold]

And you would. We had sort of surmised in the Philippines, let's say, what did we say, 100 bucks for a weekend.

[Chick McGee]

For an entire weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We used to have a comedian friend who would spend a lot of time in that area and you could buy a girlfriend for a month or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I want to say, yes, we have a new friend who writes in, says, I was in the Philippines in the 1980s in the Marine Corps. Oh, in 1986. You got a woman all weekend for 300 pesos. He says, oh my. Which is $15.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, $15. So you could get two.

[Tom Griswold]

Could I?

[Chick McGee]

Hot dogs and a slushy.

[Tom Griswold]

As much as I want to get away from this topic, I do want to tell a story about. You mentioned a certain comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, there's more to this, but we'll.

[Tom Griswold]

How bizarre. How bizarre. I was hoping not to mention him by name.

[Chick McGee]

Pat wanted you to know that he knows who it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So he said. It's in his book. So he did. As the aforementioned sex trafficking customer, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember listening to this show when he was on and talking about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember what he said about it?

[Chick McGee]

He went, he had so much info, it was fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

He came back, back to the United States and went to a doctor because of a certain emission he was having.

[Josh Arnold]

Man.

[Tom Griswold]

And the doctor's quote was, I've never seen one of these before. So I'm assuming it was some form of exotic Spirochet, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

I heard his gonorrhea. He had gonorrhea, and his gonorrhea had syphilis, and his syphilis had gonorrhea and herpes, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I, I, that was a. I was at work and I was sitting in my car before I went in because I wanted to keep listening. It was.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

It was a fascinating topic.

[Josh Arnold]

And you guys were really ask. Asking great questions and. But the problem was, is I thought it was Drew Hastings.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

And so the first time I met Drew.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

You were kind of in awe a.

[Josh Arnold]

Little bit about it. He was like, what are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that comedian is now a chef in Las Vegas. I think that's what I know. He's like, baking and stuff and video stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's stuff about prostitution still in his act.

[Josh Arnold]

He's the best part of his act. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty funny.

[Chick McGee]

He's real open about it. He.

[Josh Arnold]

He says now, though, Chick, our letter writer, who goes by Wyatt Earp.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And why wouldn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He says now it's about 4,000 pesos or $200 for a weekend. So we weren't too far off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

He says I can give old whore prices from other locations overseas.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thank you, Wyatt Earp. I appreciate that.

[Tom Griswold]

I blame myself.

[Josh Arnold]

I just said, never had in usa.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

It's time to get a whore in the usa.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look. I say buy American.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Buy local.

[Josh Arnold]

He's watching us on the Internet from Carlovac, Croatia.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Wyatt.

[Chick McGee]

They don't have electricity in Croatia. Immediately got nervous and looked around when he heard Croatian.

[Tom Griswold]

Those people. All I asked was, wouldn't it be cool to buy a house and it's all furnished and ready to go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't it be cool to buy. No, it is furnished and ready to go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a different topic. And offensive and awful.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. He said offensive and awful. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

The world's oldest profession.

[Chick McGee]

That bakery. Dear Bob and Tom show. Sorry to bother you at work. You've been making fun of Tom putting his socks on while he's standing up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm more in awe of it.

[Chick McGee]

I tried this this morning, and it took a while, but I finally got it done.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? I think this is good practice for all of us.

[Chick McGee]

I think it is. I think Tom might be on to.

[Josh Arnold]

But be near a bed or be near.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, be careful where you do it.

[Chick McGee]

When you fall over, you should fall onto something. Soft.

[Christy Lee]

It will fall into your dresser.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you gonna fall over putting your sock? I don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Some people don't have the balance and the core strength.

[Chick McGee]

I understand why you would fall over. You have to have.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to really focus to put my one leg in my boxers and then the other leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. Well, you have to focus on it. Don't know. Don't put this one in the same one that the other one's in.

[Josh Arnold]

Balancing. Oh, I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

John continues now because of Tom Griswold, by the way. Thank you very much, Tom. I ask all of my new hires how they put on their socks and shoes every morning. Is it sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock shoe, sock shoe? I found that I'm very unique in that I do sock shoe, sock shoe.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I do sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

[Josh Arnold]

Is anybody a sock shoe, sock shoe guy?

[Chick McGee]

I am not.

[Tom Griswold]

Think so.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Nor am I. I am sock, sock, shoe, shoe. But I always go left foot first.

[Christy Lee]

Really? I always go right for right foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not. I didn't realize you guys were that anal retentive.

[Josh Arnold]

Plus, what are you? Are you a sock shoe? Are you sock, sock, shoe, shoe?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I. I'm standing here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right. You're standing. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're putting socks on. And then.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Move. Move on down the line.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever walk around your house and only your socks and shoes?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That is really a fun thing.

[Christy Lee]

With nothing else on.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

Completely naked. But you're wearing socks.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Going. And shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Go into the garage.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, like naked with slippers on. Has happened on occasion.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. No, I'm talking.

[Tom Griswold]

You got socks and shoes.

[Josh Arnold]

Because it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Are these loafers or lace ups?

[Josh Arnold]

Lace ups.

[Christy Lee]

Well, then how do you put your pants on?

[Chick McGee]

Well, mostly. I'll say mostly in the summers when I've done it.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a choice you have to make. You. Sometimes you can take your shorts. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Summer.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you can slide your shorts over everything.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And if you're wearing sweatpants that have the zippered bottoms, you can do.

[Christy Lee]

Don't try that one foot at a time. I mean, sit down to do that. Put your shoes on with this.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I rip them off like Hulk Hogan.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what was the name of the guy from Croatia who wants a Wyatt Earp? He's never had an American. What was that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the. The exact quote is, Tom. I know. Never had in USA.

[Chick McGee]

Living in America by James Brown.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

From Rocky 4.

[Chick McGee]

From Rocky 4.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Dance version.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get back to your letters and more James Brown. And coming up, we have comedian Jamie Lisso, a super surprise guest. I'm really excited about Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a feeling Chick and I won't be allowed back in next break. You seem annoyed.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Guys, I've got to go fire Mark for giving you that letter. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Even though we're not too much to look at, you can also so watch the show on our YouTube channel. Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments everyone's talking about, regardless of what they say.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take the fine.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights. I could say this because I've played them. This is the Rush. You guys already know what time it is.

[Chick McGee]

It was fire.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Huh? Welcome back to the Bob and Top show or the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Ace Cosby. Howdy. Still rocking the beard, Tom? It's starting to look good. And I noticed Eddie's in the hallway looking good. A lot of beards going on here, Tom. Don't you want to come on in, join the crowd?

[Josh Arnold]

The water's fine, Tommy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Beard for Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Would your girls, your little girls, would they. You think they'd root you on growing one or what?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

You need to have children, Josh, just to find out the level of respect they don't have.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, the. The level of respect that my nieces don't have for me. I can only imagine my own children.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it would be. The mocking would never stop.

[Chick McGee]

What do they against beards? A beard?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's probably just their dad.

[Christy Lee]

Well, their dad's told them that. That's homeless people, Chick. They are dirty and disgusting and you can't go near that guy with the beard.

[Chick McGee]

Are you poor?

[Tom Griswold]

Now they ask Willie about how they're. How they're dealing with his mustache.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They don't care for it.

[Chick McGee]

How did that come back in? Just the mustache really is wild. It is. It's Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

We thought those were gone for good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially under a certain age. We thought nobody would ever. But now. A lot of youth. Yeah, I don't mind them either.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't mind them.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm kind of happy about it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, do their thing.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special guest this morning. A surprise guest. May or may not have a mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There's not a hint.

[Chick McGee]

So is the guy then?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you've already said it was a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

You remember last year when we went to the Toledo Mudheads and we had a great time at the ballpark? Remember that? The minor league baseball. So I'd like to submit another baseball team we could go visit this year. The Peoria Chiefs. They're the minor league baseball team of the St. Louis Cardinals. Did you know that they have alternate jerseys? You know, like, they'll go out one time and be another team for a little bit. They are the Peoria Pork Tenderloins.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, that there's the Peoria Pork Tenderloin hat, if you're interested. How about that?

[Josh Arnold]

Very cool.

[Christy Lee]

Guess who had a pork tenderloin for dinner last night.

[Chick McGee]

Well done. You didn't eat the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. I ate half.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you didn't eat half.

[Christy Lee]

I did eat half. I cut it right in half. And I put the other half in the little container. And I'll have it for lunch, too. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, see, me eating anything out of.

[Tom Griswold]

You mentioned the pork tenderloin. Because it came up yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. I believe the state of Indiana is trying to make it the official sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

In front of the legislature. Got this letter. How cute that you guys think Indiana has the best pork tenderloins. Oh, Brian writes, I will put my Iowa tenderloins up against anybody's.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they are good.

[Chick McGee]

They have challenged.

[Tom Griswold]

I will also treat you to the real walking tacos.

[Christy Lee]

What's that mean?

[Chick McGee]

What's her name?

[Tom Griswold]

Walking tacos should be made with Doritos, not Fritos.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's wrong.

[Chick McGee]

That's way he's wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Fritos have been around a lot longer than Doritos.

[Tom Griswold]

So the classic walking taco is a Frito.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick, for agreeing with me.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, do you actually walk while you're eating the taco? You can if you carry it away and sit.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're at the fair. You can walk and it's in the bag. You don't have to. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why it's Called walking. I'm well aware of them, but I've not had it.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of church festivals.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's. It's not wrapped in anything.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's in the bago bag.

[Josh Arnold]

And you open it and then you dump the taco toppings on the videos. And that's how you eat it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't care.

[Christy Lee]

It's coming from the guy who ate his cereal out of those little boxes as a kid. Now we won't eat a walking. Talk taco.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you're. Don't your fingers get awful. Of taco stuff?

[Christy Lee]

You have a spoon or a fork you want. You don't use your fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

You're walking with a spoon. And I'd walk into the wall like.

[Chick McGee]

Having a bowl of ice cream while you're walking around. A lot of people are here.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you see.

[Tom Griswold]

Sit down at a table, for God's sake.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody's maneuvering with food at a fair, and they're all doing fine.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's my big complaint about the state fair. Not enough tables.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? He's exactly right. There aren't enough tables.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to the d. Dairy Bar.

[Chick McGee]

You're damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

And this summer was there at least three times because those shakes are to die for. But it was very tough to get a seat.

[Josh Arnold]

It's interesting. You and I see the same issue, but we think that you say not enough tables. I say too many people.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't they segment it up more? Exactly. So people, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, have like a.

[Chick McGee]

Like there would be an Irish knight.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Or a German Knight.

[Tom Griswold]

Or not. £50 overnight. You can have overweight in the crowd.

[Josh Arnold]

All the rides are broken again.

[Chick McGee]

Man, you really don't like.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's just move on.

[Chick McGee]

I know where I got that idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Oh, this is an interesting letter.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Nick in Columbus, Ohio.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Franklin County.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mean to correct you in everything you think you know.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have the time.

[Christy Lee]

Time.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't want to correct you.

[Chick McGee]

On everything you think you know.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking for some reason. I think it was in reference to the late, great Ted Williams, great baseball player, war hero. And the fact that when he and his. At his demise, his body was frozen.

[Christy Lee]

Just his head was frozen.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think they froze the body and later on removed the head. It's one of those things that they hope to sometime bring him back.

[Josh Arnold]

Really odd.

[Christy Lee]

Good luck with that. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But we were talking about a brain transplant.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes, we were. Yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

What did that.

[Christy Lee]

We were talking about organ donation.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's how we topic.

[Josh Arnold]

I said they have not perfected the brain transplant.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Because I said you can. Yeah, we were.

[Josh Arnold]

As a joke. I don't think that's ever happened, has it?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't they in Italy try to do a head. Put it. Somebody didn't try to do a head transplant a few years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

But I know, this is the weirdest thing. They're trying right now to get the DNA of da Vinci. Have you heard about this? No. Yeah, they are. They're taking samples of some ink and some letters and some paint and stuff. They're literally. I'm not kidding. They're trying to get the da.

[Christy Lee]

Are we gonna clone da Vinci?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think. Who knows? I mean, they just want to have it. He's considered to be the smartest human that ever lived.

[Christy Lee]

Could you put that DNA in a woman? A woman. And no way have a baby? That would be.

[Chick McGee]

Not even in the Isaac Newton.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, in any event, this letter continues in asking for something very specific. This is from Nick in Columbus, Ohio. And you'll see why he talks about the brain transplant in 3, 2, 1. I was born on August 24, 1964, which is nine months and two days after the Kennedy assassination. Wow. Which tells you all you need to know about how my father processes grief. Now, when I see the footage of the assassination, I get nervous because I realize. Realize if he misses, I might not be here. Hurry up. He's almost at the underpass. One of many funny stories about the Kennedy.

[Chick McGee]

You know, they lost his brain.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know? What do you mean they lost his brain? They, by the way, Google this. Do not take my word for it. They, you know, they took the brain out of his head to weigh it and then it went away.

[Chick McGee]

And the theory is that Abby, someone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly, exactly. They think that the Kennedy family had it removed so it wouldn't become some sort of grizzly artifact. I like to think that 10 years after the Kennedy assassination, when you were elected president, the first thing they did was they took you down into the basement of the CIA where you met a very special chimp. We're having a lot of problems with the economy. Well, the problem is the lira is sinking everything in England. Let me throw people my poop at the wall and see what sticks. I'll come back on that one. Dana Gould and brilliant. The classic brain. Brain transplant. Brian, thank you for remembering that. And we Always salute the great comedian Dana Gould. Now, what's coming up in the sporting world?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we've got all supports of it. Sorts of nice. Tomlin out as head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers. He's word is he's going to take a year off and fight off television offers. He would be. What is the much sought after on.

[Tom Griswold]

TV world on televised football.

[Chick McGee]

What is.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one of those sort of deus. Whatever bed desk things they have has the most people on it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of them have like six. At least six guys.

[Chick McGee]

I always notice on college football, the big noon presentation on Fox, they always seem to have too many guys for the desk they've been given. It's like they needed a bigger. A bigger desk or one less guy time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I like it when McAfee's arms. He just takes the piss out of everybody out there.

[Chick McGee]

He's right there in the middle with his belt buckle.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's so funny. No shirt, but they do seem to have too many people at the same time.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

I say that we got a room with six people in it. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I love all those guys and they.

[Christy Lee]

Have a lot of space.

[Chick McGee]

I just don't. I just don't watch them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so you think he would Tomlin be added to one of those?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, I think I think they would. Yeah, probably. If he'll. If he'll do it. That's what I'm hearing anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the Steelers still have to pay?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about that, but if he goes would be compensated if he.

[Tom Griswold]

Goes to another team.

[Chick McGee]

Must you like Sean Payton when he went from the Saints, the Broncos and this I see when they. Yeah, the Broncos had to give the Saints first round the second round.

[Tom Griswold]

Now coming up, we may have a recipe we may want for disaster. We may want to have Ms. Hooker make. Also coming up today, the great comedian Jamie Lisso and also our surprise guest. I'm extraordinarily excited about this. I promise you will not be let down.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's all I'm gonna say.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I promise.

[Josh Arnold]

You look forward to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now also we have sexy time with Ali Breen. And we have two ladies on our staff with the name Jessica. Ms. Hooker, Ms. Altman. And we've got some bad news for those named Jessica. We'll tell you about that in just a second. But right now we're gonna tell you about feeling safe, sweet and secure.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks very much. Simply say if we got it on right here, right now. We've had Simply Safe for quite a while and certainly appreciate it once again. Coming up, Jamie Lissow, our super special surprise guest. I'm giving you a hint. It is a he. I won't tell you how old or young he might be. Whether or not he or she has facial hair. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing? Teaching us a foreign language. That's very nice of you, Tom. Hello, Chrissy lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee. Java House is the official.

[Tom Griswold]

Hell no.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sorry. I can wait.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm teasing you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Java House, the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom show. Go to java house.com. get 25% off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, Jake. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up in about an hour, comedian Jamie Lisso. He's great. Also Coming up a little bit after that, we'll have our very special surprise guest. I'm telling you, you're going to be very happy.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Typically, you don't like my surprise guests. We'll see.

[Christy Lee]

This person's never been on the show before.

[Tom Griswold]

That's correct. Also coming up, we have Ali Breen with sexy time.

[Chick McGee]

Is it Bob Keeshan?

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest is a lot five.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Which would.

[Chick McGee]

Bob Keeshan's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Captain Kangaroo's dead.

[Christy Lee]

What about Mr. Green Jeans?

[Chick McGee]

No, Lumpy Branham. That's who played Mr. Green Jeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you.

[Chick McGee]

Next thing you're gonna tell me is Lumpy Branham's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure about Mr. Lumpy, but we'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you think you'd hear the name Lumpy Branham this morning?

[Tom Griswold]

I was hoping I wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you get to talk about your old shows.

[Chick McGee]

Why can't we talk about our lumpy Brandon? Mr. Green Jeans would come in and play for the Captain. His bass stand up bass. But he'd hold it like a guitar man. That was. That's great fun stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Why on Captain Kangaroo would the ping pong balls fall?

[Chick McGee]

Something about Mr. Moose. And they said a secret word.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, it was a secret word. I just remember them falling.

[Chick McGee]

And you know who did Mr. Moose's voice? Lumpy Bran. Oh, isn't that interesting. Are you sure his name was Lumpy Brim? Yeah, I'm reasonably sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Who else? Who else would.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Did you look it up or you just.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'll look it up for.

[Chick McGee]

How does he spell Standard Branham? Standard spelling.

[Christy Lee]

B, R, A, N, U. Branham. I'm just. Oh, my gosh, what a guy.

[Chick McGee]

Jeez, why aren't you. You're probably watching Sherry Lewis. When I was rocking the.

[Christy Lee]

No, I was watching the Kangaroo. Don't you worry about it. He died in 87.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a guy too soon.

[Christy Lee]

He was 77 years old. He was born in Sandwich, Illinois.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, coming up, this is finally tying in. We have a very odd story about a guy who writes about the history of sandwiches.

[Josh Arnold]

Hopefully he can explain the Earl of Sandwich. I've always wondered.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have a story about a sandwich that a of a long time ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That no longer exists for a good reason. I think you'll. Yeah. Lumpy Branham.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Described here as the slow talking, dim witted.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't call him that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm reading his bio. A classic radio hillbilly. Probably setting back the south a dozen years every Time he went. Poor guy.

[Chick McGee]

Places.

[Tom Griswold]

And yeah, he was a voice artist, among other things. But Mr. Green Jeans, thank you. Let's just move forward here. What have you got in the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

Let's see, where were we? Mike Tomlin, arrow with the Steelers over longest tenured head coach in major league American professional sports, stepped down yesterday as coach of the NFL Pittsburgh Steelers after yet another quick playoff exit. The announcement came a day after the end of his 19th season. Tom Lee won one Super bowl and went to another during his first four seasons with the Steelers before the club settled in a into a familiar and frustrating pattern. Solid, if not always great, incredible play during the regular season, followed by a playoff cameo, if you will, that ended with the Steelers on the wrong side of most oftentimes a blowout. Tomlin 1. 93, 112 and 2 in Pittsburgh, but lost each of his last seven playoff games. And he never finished a regular season with a record below.500. During his years with the Pittsburgh Steelers always finished above.500.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that interesting?

[Tom Griswold]

You say he's going to take a year off.

[Chick McGee]

That's the rumors right now. He's taking a year off and then look at it next year. Although John Harbaugh, the coach of the former coach of the Ravens says he wants to coach right away. So there you go. And it does. It might be it is possible now for Mike Tomlin to become head coach of the Baltimore Ravens and John Harvard come head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have an idea for a TV show where they swap. They swap houses.

[Chick McGee]

They swap houses, swap wives. NFL coach, family swap.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And you learn something before it's done. Would you watch that show?

[Tom Griswold]

Everybody will, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think everybody will.

[Josh Arnold]

Is Harbaugh as handsome as Tomlin?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, they're both very.

[Josh Arnold]

So their wives won't be too disappointed, right? Well, unless they have a type.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to handle the music for the first bedroom scene, if you don't mind. I've got a couple ideas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, please.

[Chick McGee]

I have an idea that. That Tomlin's wife life.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When they swap. Might be a little disappointed if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Know what I'm right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the name of the show not going back.

[Tom Griswold]

Shaft 2.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a penis, only smaller. So I don't know. Stupid world record.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great one.

[Josh Arnold]

You like this one? Chixty, how do you like chicks?

[Chick McGee]

You know, don't look.

[Tom Griswold]

Knee jerk.

[Chick McGee]

Knee jerk right away. No. But now, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't even know why I said, I like chicky.

[Chick McGee]

I like chixie.

[Tom Griswold]

It was chicksy.

[Chick McGee]

I like chicky a lot, but I like chicksie, too.

[Tom Griswold]

But do you like this world record?

[Chick McGee]

Chixie from Dixie. A man in England has broken the Guinness world record for the fastest wheeled trash can.

[Josh Arnold]

I also like this.

[Tom Griswold]

This looks just like. Check local listings. But it's exactly like the trash can. We have the ones that have the plastic ones. The big. Yeah, they're big. They're plastic. You could kind of stand up in one.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And they have the big lid, and he is standing inside it.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Michael Wallheed.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Created a motorized garbage can that reached a top speed of 55 mph, beating the previous record of 45.092 mph.

[Josh Arnold]

Real quick, do our trash cans.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And I think ours are very similar to many around the country. Certainly have only two wheels or they're two smaller ones.

[Chick McGee]

No, mine does.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they have the two in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you tilted add two wheels.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He has added at least.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, if they didn't already.

[Tom Griswold]

But it looks very much like a traditional trash can. And he's standing up, driving it, wearing a helmet, because if anything goes wrong, he's going to be spread across the tarmac where he's driving this thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I keep looking at the TV like, we have footage of this.

[Chick McGee]

Do we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's hilarious. It's everything I wanted it to be, and it's not. He has to maintain a certain amount of balance.

[Christy Lee]

He's only on two wheels in the back.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there's one wheel in the front.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, there is. In the middle there.

[Tom Griswold]

But he said it took a great deal of time to learn to do this without falling.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, observant viewers to this video realize that that is a bright or. It has been named the Dukes of Hazardous Waste after the uncomfortable General Lee Dodge Charger from the Dukes of Hazzard television series.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, it looks fun.

[Chick McGee]

Other contenders for the trash can's name. The fastest wheeled trash can ever were light. Ben McQueen.

[Josh Arnold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

Ben Diesel.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Chick McGee]

The best so far and gone. Ben, 60 seconds.

[Josh Arnold]

I appreciate it, but I'm sticking with Vin Diesel.

[Chick McGee]

Ben Diesel. I like that very much. Ben Diesel.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace. That guy drives that trash can faster than you drive your car. Ace. Noted for his slow driving.

[Christy Lee]

And you're noted for being Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Speedy. Oh, I am now.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Are you used to the more intense the phone conversation, the slower he would drive? But that used to find him out the window. Window.

[Tom Griswold]

I just wish I could get those trash cans all over my neighborhood out of here.

[Chick McGee]

Those still are.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you'd think they'd want to get rid of you. Think they'd be. Yeah on that, but. Make you happy. They got mine, but it was on Thanksgiving Day and. Which is an odd time to pick them up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they got mine with. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The city is switching companies and so they got to get rid of the old trash. I've got it. This weekend. I've got a solution.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna get a Sawzall, cut them all in half. Half? I'm gonna cut it to pieces. Throw them in a dumpster somewhere, put.

[Christy Lee]

Them in your new trash can.

[Tom Griswold]

The problem is my entire street, their garbage cans have been sitting out there since Thanksgiving. Work hard, get a nice house, and now you gotta look at garbage cans every day. No. Yeah. One of my friends took his two and dumped him at the headquarters of the company.

[Christy Lee]

And that didn't get anybody to show up.

[Tom Griswold]

Some lady came out, screamed at him, he drove away. Oh, that's funny. You should do. Do that.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't you. Have you tried. Have you tried to mitigate the situation?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I spent 30 minutes on the phone trying to.

[Chick McGee]

You had some.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding. Did you get any answers?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it may be time to drop them on the mayor's front lawn. I was perfectly happy with the trash company we had. I don't know why we had to switch. In any event, that's my problem and everyone else in my street.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know where the mayor lives?

[Tom Griswold]

Height was right around the corner from me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It wouldn't be that hard for me to do that.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

Would it be cool if a mayor of a city lived in an apartment like you did? Like you would walk out of your apartment and the mayor. Hey, I'm heading to City hall.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Mr. Mayor. How are you? Well, the true mayor of the people, just for appearances.

[Chick McGee]

He lives in the apartment.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

When I first had my apartment here, my neighbor was a Secret Service guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice. He had cool stories, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That FBI headquarters right around the corner from me. A lot of people don't know about it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about it.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a commercial. Maybe you did too. For the Secret Service. Service.

[Christy Lee]

They're looking for people.

[Chick McGee]

They're looking for people. Wow. Website. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's not all that secret.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, what the hell.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this. This part isn't all that secret, certainly, but I thought about applying for a secret.

[Tom Griswold]

At what point do the secrets kick in? This is what bothered me about that Venezuela thing. Why do they keep telling everybody how we did it? Shut up.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to be, you know, in the field. I'd be a desk. Desk jockey at the Secret Service. But I'd also like to. You think that everybody at Secret Service has something in their ear and nobody uses phones. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right. Yes, Everyone.

[Chick McGee]

Everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

At all times.

[Chick McGee]

At all times. You talk in their ear instead of phones. I think that's. That would be very cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, hang on, I got a call coming in. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that is sports, Tom. All of it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that world record a lot.

[Chick McGee]

But first we have this down memory lane. As we remember the movie Johnny Dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel.

[Chick McGee]

You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my Fargan rights. This summon onbaching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away.

[Tom Griswold]

By a bunch of Fargo nice holes like yourselves.

[Josh Arnold]

He's so polite.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. That was the late Richard Dimitri. Oh, just a wonder last week. Oh, God. So funny.

[Josh Arnold]

And if Oscar had any balls, they would have nominated him for his timing. Best supporting.

[Tom Griswold]

That movie was not a. A big hit. But it's. It's so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it really is a real good time.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if over time it made.

[Josh Arnold]

Its money back on video. Apparently it was a. It killed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Griffin Dunn.

[Christy Lee]

Love him.

[Josh Arnold]

Danny DeVito. The great Mor.

[Tom Griswold]

Michael Keaton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe Piscopo was great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. What's the Peter Boyle?

[Christy Lee]

What's the story of the movie?

[Josh Arnold]

He's a gangster. It's a spoof on gangster movies.

[Tom Griswold]

It's way over the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, very silly.

[Tom Griswold]

It's completely ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

But one of the first things. It's snowing so heavily in the city and Maureen Stapleton goes, this is the worst July in years. I was on board immediately.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's great stuff. Yeah. The. The Farragan Bastages.

[Chick McGee]

Maureen Stapleton's their mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Isn't she wonderful?

[Christy Lee]

She is wonderful. She's a wonderful actor.

[Chick McGee]

Queen of the Stardust Ballroom, Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got coming up over there?

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of snow, we have snow in the news in Andorra. We have a bear in Tennessee breaking into a candy store.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I do a quiz here?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone know where Andorra is? Nope, I don't because I honestly. When I heard there's a country called andorra I thought it was one of those fake countries from Disney movies.

[Chick McGee]

Sure. So it's not in America.

[Tom Griswold]

No. And Dora is a place and they. I didn't. And it's apparently a very famous ski resort.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I know where Angora is. That's where the sweater is come from.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah. Andorra.

[Tom Griswold]

Andorra. We'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's a. It's a fun story if you ski.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we're on the road to Andorra.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Also we have our special super secret surprise guest on the way. Also comedian Jamie Lissos coming. It's going to be a great stuff and a great show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtom at bobandtom.

[Christy Lee]

Com.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Indeed. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, chick. Is that Ms. Hooker in the room back there? Could you give time to step in here? We got a couple things we gotta. I gotta thing you gotta hear.

[Chick McGee]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is weird.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an interesting news story about sandwiches and sandwiches. Jessica, we got two. We got two stories for you. One involving the name Jessica. What are you wearing? What is that?

[Christy Lee]

What am I wearing?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a Halloween thing? What's. No, it's.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually. It is the. If you know the story the Lithuanian epic team.

[Tom Griswold]

I just realized. Yeah, I couldn't see that. That's fantastic.

[Christy Lee]

I love that story. There's a friends tied to it. This is what my son got me. He got me a real. A vintage one for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

That is great. It's the airplane. When the Grateful Dead sponsored the Lithuanian team. That's so cool. Like all I could see was the green swath.

[Christy Lee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's terrific.

[Chick McGee]

And a swell score coat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Tweed, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, it's been especially a nice honor right now in the wake of the sad death of the great Bobby Weir. Right now this first story involves a guy who was a. Believe it or not, they say he's a sandwich historian. What a great gig that was.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah. An unusual sandwich recipe from the early 20th century has gone viral. Barry Enderwick who posts on the account Sandwiches of history.

[Josh Arnold]

Why aren't we all following it?

[Christy Lee]

I, subscribing now, shared a 1909 recipe for a popcorn sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

What now?

[Josh Arnold]

I've considered this.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets worse.

[Christy Lee]

It's from the Up To Date Sandwich book by Eva Green Fuller. The recipe calls for chopping up popcorn with sardines and mixing them in a bowl with salt, cayenne, Worcestershire, and ketchup.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the ketchup threw me. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The sardines didn't.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I ate sardines with popcorn. No, I've never had that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no. They have a fishy dish, don't they? In South Korea you told us one a ton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Octopus and popcorn or something like that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The mixture spread onto toast, topped with grated Parmesan cheese and toasted until crunchy. Mr. Enderwick described it as like a really terribly done tuna melt.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think we need to try this. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It just sounds gassy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Tuna melt's pretty good, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

But this doesn't sound great.

[Tom Griswold]

Sardines with ketchup and popcorn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't you learned anything over the years?

[Tom Griswold]

I know. I should probably try it.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the Krispy Kreme donut for a bun for the cheeseburger?

[Tom Griswold]

That was a home run, and I did not think it would be any good.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think sardines and popcorn is that far. Chopped up popcorn is that far from a battered fish.

[Christy Lee]

It's not that chopping up popcorn in itself would be tough.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I'm out here.

[Christy Lee]

Right. But popping everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

And this was. How did it say what year this was from?

[Christy Lee]

1909.

[Tom Griswold]

So they had really good pot in 1909, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever you got there, I. It just sounds ghastly.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, even in 1909, the last couple days of the month were up.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta eat what you got. This is what we have in the cup.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say to there's more month than money?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we had a. Yeah, we talked to a grandma who said that once. And that's an amazing phrase.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful. Well, I.

[Tom Griswold]

When I had my last physical, the. The one thing my doctor said was, I gotta increase your Omegas, Right? Yeah, the Omega 3. And he said one of the ways is sardines.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Pat and I are fans.

[Tom Griswold]

I love them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do with them? Do you just spoon them out and eat them?

[Christy Lee]

Put them on a piece of toast. That's my favorite way. With good butter.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Dripping in olive oil.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how I am a tiny fork out of the can, out of the tin.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you sear them?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

My brother sears them and I tried it and it does elevate it. It makes it more dinner, like.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not for everybody.

[Christy Lee]

There's a new trend on social media right now where you dip the paper towel in the olive oil and then you put it back over the can, and then you light the. The paper towel on fire and it naturally heats the. The tin of.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like a hobo hat.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you all cooking for hobos? All these things on the Internet are gonna set your house on fire.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true, too.

[Tom Griswold]

That seems like a really roundabout way to heat it. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Can you just take them out, put them in a microwave dish?

[Josh Arnold]

I can't imagine microwaving sardines.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, that sounds. That sounds terrible. The sardines are the real smart small, right? Yeah. And you eat the whole thing. Face, tail, fins.

[Christy Lee]

You want skin and bones, especially. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, skin and bones. That's their whole. The nutrients are.

[Chick McGee]

There's a dish in Sweden called lutefisk or something, right? That. Yeah, it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You put it in some sort of contraption with that breaks down the fish and the bones and you eat the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's almost rotted.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't they bury it in the ground or something? Or something.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had it. If you. You guys.

[Chick McGee]

Supposed to be amazing.

[Christy Lee]

I saw it on that show with Ian McGregor where he was riding his motorcycle across.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Vroom, vroom. Adventures.

[Tom Griswold]

Was that. What's that one? The Long Way Around. Yeah, those are great.

[Chick McGee]

Take the Long Way documentary.

[Tom Griswold]

So we found a way to ruin popcorn. But the other reason. I want you to step in here. I know you've got other things to do, I'm sure, but here's this one.

[Christy Lee]

Very, very busy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait till you hear the.

[Christy Lee]

The insult name Karen may have been replaced and a new name is taking over in online spaces. According to the New York Post, Jessica is now being used to refer to entitled, abrasive and rude women. Linguist Esteban Tuma Babel told the Post that Jessica was one of the most popular U.S. baby names from so popular. 1981 to 1998. Which is where you fall. Correct. Yeah. I'm 81. I'm on the early end of that year. And Jessica's are now old enough for you young people to make fun of. Yeah. Welcome. Welcome to Us old people? Yeah, we're moms with teenage kids mostly.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just getting. I was just getting used to the Karen thing, which I already hated.

[Josh Arnold]

Darren's still around, but that's. I bet that's 40 plus.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is. It's. It's like my parents generation. Right? Yeah. He explained a name that's established but no longer hot makes it perfect. Meme Otter.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know Jessica's had the name. The popularity had dropped off.

[Christy Lee]

Off. Yeah. No, there's. Well, for instance, in this building, Jessica Alsman and I have the same first and middle name. Do you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know that. Are you born at the same time? She's a little young. She's like. Yeah, she is younger than me. Yeah. Jessica has even been used to refer to women people deem annoying, such as Patagonia quarter zip wearing millennials who complain they look homeless today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, there is a male equivalent of Karen.

[Christy Lee]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

According to my friend AI here on Google. It's Ken.

[Tom Griswold]

It's Ken.

[Christy Lee]

And then I think for my generation, it's Kyle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

So Jessica and Kyle, which were both popular, right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So some random popular name. The Jessica craze. Was that because of any particular person? Person?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so. I think Jessica, all the J names hit hard in the late 70s early, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Because Jennifer was.

[Christy Lee]

Jennifer was big too.

[Tom Griswold]

That was from some soap opera. Right. And then. And then summer of 42, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Jennifer. I don't know. Yeah, but it was big. Was there. Jennifer and Fast Times Jennifer.

[Josh Arnold]

Jason Lee is in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So that's what. I guess I always. I don't know why I thought that was it. It. There are a lot of J names in this building.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A ton.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And we're all about the same age.

[Christy Lee]

I know, it's crazy. And Josh, your siblings, your brothers are all Js.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Jeff, Josh, John, Joe, and all my.

[Christy Lee]

Siblings are J's also. Yeah. And we have a side of family. All the cousins are J's.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. And we. We're from 73 to 82.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So when did you ever ask your mom about that?

[Josh Arnold]

I did and I. She started talking and I just stopped.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know her. And I remember heard it. I can't. You can't hang in there.

[Josh Arnold]

No. I don't know. I don't necessarily feel like they made a conscious decision. They just liked the names that they.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For us.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We're from. I'm the oldest, 81 and then my youngest sister's 96 and she's Jennifer. And there's no one else in her class named Jennifer cuz it wasn't popular in the late 90s.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. Old names are coming back. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now Liam is the big one for boys for two years in a row.

[Christy Lee]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it for? Is it Olivia?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's all.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean they're going to be 20 of them in your kindergarten class.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Not mine.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I mean if you don't want a standard name of Foxtrot or something. Why is that what you're worried about? Are you gonna have another baby?

[Tom Griswold]

No. No.

[Chick McGee]

You have to tell us. You have to tell us.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the guys I work with is. He's. I. I've been giving him some tips. He's really. They're having a baby in about a month.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

So can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

Changing table.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend who just had a baby two weeks ago and she named him Walter.

[Chick McGee]

Love it.

[Christy Lee]

Love it. You love that?

[Josh Arnold]

I love that too. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Millie. Congratulations.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I was so happy to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

And he can do an old man reference. And as he changes the diaper and that's the way you poop. Give the date.

[Josh Arnold]

You wear rubber gloves when you change diapers.

[Chick McGee]

Not only doesn't he wear rubber gloves, but he told a story one morning about how he was eating a chili dog while he was changing a.

[Josh Arnold]

Which isn't. You do wear rubber gloves. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

This was back when he wasn't a germaphobe these days.

[Tom Griswold]

Just advised my buddy to wear rubber gloves. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think a parent who wears rubber gloves while changing their baby, that affects the baby in some way.

[Tom Griswold]

But when you have like this is. I think for. From my taking care of a dog who was having seizures for a couple years.

[Josh Arnold]

That's different.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I became a little more.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't emotionally poison a dog as much as you can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if it's a total blowout, I mean I'm preparing him for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is going to happen.

[Chick McGee]

My contention is when they pee on you while you're changing the. They know what they're doing because they'll.

[Christy Lee]

They're sending a message.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, clean me up or I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night.

[Josh Arnold]

I always find it interesting when babies sometimes just decide to stiffen their legs.

[Christy Lee]

Impossibly I'm not getting in that car.

[Chick McGee]

Seat if You've never been hit across the bridge of a. No. With your kid rearing her head back?

[Josh Arnold]

Her head is really something.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord.

[Josh Arnold]

Or they just won't stop kicking. What are you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

This whole thing with the Karen and now the Jessica and named Ken, has this always been a thing? I mean, if you go to the nursing home, is it. I tell you, she's a real Esther.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks a lot, Esther.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting a little tired of this. Well, Gen Z says the thing about.

[Josh Arnold]

It is these stories come out and then everybody just goes, oh, that's annoying. And then they. We do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We can just not do it.

[Bill Glass]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think Jessica will pick up the way Karen did. It's always going to be, we just did.

[Tom Griswold]

We just got it. Yeah. Give us a break.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I kind of thought Karen was over. Like you.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was over, too.

[Tom Griswold]

And I keep saying, is, is the 7th of June going to be a big deal because of 6, 7.

[Christy Lee]

I thought that was over, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that over?

[Christy Lee]

I think it is. You're talking about it. It's over, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by definition.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Tom Griswold]

If I know what it is, it's. It's over. That. That would absolutely be the case. Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Jamie Lisso and we have a special super surprise guest. Oh, it's top secret. It's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Without saying anything, no hint. Is it not awesome?

[Christy Lee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't gift it.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

It's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't say.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at her face. It is awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Are they. Are they American?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Now, coming up, we have Andorra news. News. We've got DJ News and wordle in the news.

[Chick McGee]

DJ news.

[Tom Griswold]

Dj.

[Chick McGee]

I'm your dj.

[Tom Griswold]

When you hear who the DJ is, you'll be quite surprised. Coming to you from the Aurelio Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I am Chick McGee, idiot. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jake.

[Tom Griswold]

At least you're an idiot without the savant.

[Josh Arnold]

Who needs that pesky savant?

[Tom Griswold]

Just a plain old idiot.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, sir. I'm at the singer sidekick chair.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Remind her, of course, this Valentine season.

[Chick McGee]

Tell her about about it of that.

[Josh Arnold]

In love sunset vacation feeling with Stephen Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose exclusively and only atI hate stephensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee and currently I'm. Don't you like those big horns in there? Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's, that's, that's. They're very nice. I'm over here.

[Christy Lee]

Somehow I don't believe you. And you didn't hear a word of that, did you?

[Tom Griswold]

No. I'm looking at this book called To Die For. It just came in. This is the cookbook of gravestone recipes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

By Rosie Grant.

[Christy Lee]

You're very fascinated.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, here's a tombstone. This is one of those old one story tombstones on the land flat, whatever those are called.

[Christy Lee]

One story.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're just laying flat.

[Tom Griswold]

They're laying flat of the ones sticking up.

[Chick McGee]

Headstone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the opposite.

[Christy Lee]

This lays like on a long way.

[Tom Griswold]

Lays. Lays in the ground like a slab.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's a sugar cookie recipe.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty standard.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, what a nice way to remember somebody.

[Christy Lee]

That's sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of useful. There's a whole bunch of these and we tried one of them just last week, so we loved it. Yeah, we'll have to do another. Last week it was a chicken.

[Christy Lee]

It was a casserole.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Kind of a variation.

[Christy Lee]

Grandma's chicken spaghetti, wasn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was great.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So we'll get Ms. Hooker on that. But right now we turn to that young lady over there who is Christy Lee with interesting things at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, three tourists reportedly became stranded on a ski slope in Andorra following a GPS mishap. Anybody know where Andorra is besides top?

[Tom Griswold]

I. I had to look it up.

[Chick McGee]

Montana.

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

I should. I should have known.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to guess near Switzerland.

[Christy Lee]

You're no, but it is in Europe.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is between. It's right on the border of Spain and France. The woman rented a Mercedes suv, but lacking experience driving on snow and unfamiliar with Andorra's mountainous winter conditions, ignored warnings and drove into an impassable path. They ended up stuck a few yards from the grave roig ski slopes. The incident underscores the risk of blindly trusting GPS in Andorra's high altitude areas. The rescue effort took three hours and required three cranes to lift their car out of the snow.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope they had the insurance man. Can you imagine the fees? Well, we brought in three cranes to get your rental car back. That'll be $50,000.

[Christy Lee]

Countries in the great Pyrenees mountains. I'm surprised you didn't know about it.

[Chick McGee]

It's beautiful.

[Tom Griswold]

I looked at some pictures of it this morning. It's gor. And apparently there's pretty good skiing there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting ready, of course, for the Winter Olympics.

[Christy Lee]

Where are they this year?

[Tom Griswold]

Milana. And. And they're going to be Milan Cortina in the Italian Alps.

[Christy Lee]

And do they have snow?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's mostly parmesan cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nice grape.

[Tom Griswold]

And just last weekend, Lindsey Vaughn won another gold medal.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's.

[Josh Arnold]

She has won your home heart.

[Chick McGee]

She's just greedy at this point.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's great. She's a woman of a certain age. What is she, 41?

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Christy Lee]

And she came back from major surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, 41.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you looking forward to the Olympics?

[Chick McGee]

I am. I like. I like the Winter Olympics. I don't mind them. I. I get into your favorite. I get into the curling. I like curling a lot. I like. That's about it. Curling I like. You like ski jumping, Basketball, Ski jump. I love ski jump.

[Christy Lee]

I love.

[Chick McGee]

Is that in the winter, the basketball or is that indoors? I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

And the big TV getter is ratings getter.

[Christy Lee]

Is ice skating.

[Tom Griswold]

Is ice skating. Figure skating. Figure skating.

[Christy Lee]

Figure skating is beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

What they have to do is put Snoop on figure skating.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure they will.

[Tom Griswold]

That he makes everything better.

[Chick McGee]

He makes everything.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his official capacity? Is he with the luge team or something? Isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Is he.

[Christy Lee]

Is he?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think he did. He made a donation or something. But he's going to be broadcasting for Peacock and things like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't know if there's a Kevin Hart sighting yet on that. I can't imagine not being.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, this Andorra place looks kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a fairly small country and. I don't know, I.

[Christy Lee]

What I read about it because you may.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they speak Spanish or French or Catalan? Well, they got their own. Oh, that's makes it confusing.

[Chick McGee]

That's what they speak kind of in Barcelona in Spain.

[Tom Griswold]

But doesn't Andorra sound like one of those kingdoms from a Disney movie?

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The king of Andorra.

[Christy Lee]

And the funny thing is they share two princes. They use the Prince of Spain, the Prince of France or something, and the Prince of Spain.

[Josh Arnold]

1. Two princes to adore you. Little spin doctors for that great song.

[Christy Lee]

I love the spin doctors. I got to see them live in A very small venue. It was so much fun.

[Josh Arnold]

That must have been cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know that the spin doctors, everything they tell me. I believe it, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, they're really good.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, if you want to go skiing in Andorra.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know how you get there.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably practice, practice, practice looks pretty cool.

[Tom Griswold]

I will continue to ski in Utah and Colorado and Idaho because I don't want to get a bunk mate. That's some hairy Andorran perv.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how those endor. I'm stuck in.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm stuck in some Andorran prison for driving a Mercedes off the. Into a chairlift.

[Chick McGee]

I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess these people like right next to the chairlifters.

[Chick McGee]

The choices that he has. I mean, Andorran seems a little benign, so I'm glad about that.

[Christy Lee]

Is basically right up his alley. It's hard to get to. It's gorgeous. It's expensive. I can't believe you don't have a house there.

[Tom Griswold]

Do all the waiters have tattoos? I'd love to love this place.

[Chick McGee]

I suppose he wants to order now.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I'd gone to Andorra over Christmas. They at least had snow, unlike bail.

[Chick McGee]

Do you know how many people were praying that you did not have snow?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's just.

[Chick McGee]

I'm just telling.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't one of them.

[Chick McGee]

That's not schadenfreude, dude. I mean, they were really, like, lining up good. I'm glad he ain't got snow. I mean, other people said if.

[Josh Arnold]

If it were somebody else, you would love that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you would love. Oh, they went all the way to fill in the blank.

[Josh Arnold]

That is kind of. What?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, wait for it. Wait for it.

[Christy Lee]

No snow.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean like the guy that wrote the letter where they. They went to Disney World and went on that animal tour and all the animals were inside, see, laughing. Look at him.

[Josh Arnold]

He loves it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we've all been.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody got sick. He spent all that money to take his family.

[Tom Griswold]

That poor guy. Okay, let's move on.

[Christy Lee]

A Portuguese priest is going viral for an unexpected side hustle.

[Chick McGee]

I love this joke.

[Christy Lee]

He's a dj. Father Guillerm Pixaro, known as Padre Guillerm began spinning music to raise money for local churches. The effort has turned him into a global sensation with performances around the world and more than two and a half million followers on Instagram. 54 or 52 year old rather says DJing is a way to express his faith, promote peace and connect with a younger audience.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

He rose to international fame after performing at World Youth day events in 2020, 2023, and again in 2025, his side hustle isn't welcomed by everyone. Some Catholics have called his shows an insult to the faith. The Father Pto said, for those that are objecting, if I for them, I'm kind of scandal for them. Sorry. Of course. And I can only ask them to pray for me. That's. That's a quote. That's why.

[Tom Griswold]

May the power of Christ compel you to dance. I don't. Or is there.

[Josh Arnold]

There.

[Tom Griswold]

I know there's. Obviously there's Christian rock. I never thought about this. Is there Christian disco music?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about disco per se.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember the reggae mass? The Christian reggae?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It went something like this. Stand up, kneel down Sit there in your pew Kneel now Sit down, stand up for a few I just follow the priest now oh, he knows what to do I come to church all dressed up But I haven't got the clue Everybody now stand up, kneel down Sit down in your pew I got something new here Grab your wallet Give a buck or two Christmas, Christmas, Easter I come two times a year Everybody kneel down Stand up Exit in the rear.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kind of over the. The constant disco throw throbbing beat that they just shove in places.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. There are some places that the music is very annoying. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Like that.

[Josh Arnold]

That was great.

[Christy Lee]

You want to eat. Don't you want to be able to have a conversation with the people at your table? And it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes I went to a really fancy new. New restaurant the other night and I couldn't hear anything. And it was just random.

[Chick McGee]

He. You know how he conducts a dinner. Lunch. He likes to address people and when there's music, he. They can't hear what he's saying.

[Tom Griswold]

He can't hold court. No, there's music, but it wasn't even songs. It was just a throbbing disco beat.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And this was like, you know, crystal and nice napkins and all that.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Chick McGee]

This is. This says. This says edm. Is that what you're talking about?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm a sucker for it.

[Christy Lee]

While you're dining.

[Chick McGee]

Where's that base?

[Tom Griswold]

There it is.

[Josh Arnold]

No, not necessarily while I'm dining.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of like that wonder fit. Psychological. Logically makes people eat more.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just shouting.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, maybe that's why they do it. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Psychologically made me want to leave. Well, and they're playing that on the ski slopes now. You're Waiting in line, and they're playing that.

[Christy Lee]

Why is it. Why can't I enjoy quiet?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you do have to. I mean, you have to, like, plan your own quiet time.

[Christy Lee]

You really do.

[Tom Griswold]

But to me, the DJ thing is a scam. It's a guy up there with an Apple computer pointing at the sky. And here's something with a heavy beat. Here's something else with a heavy beat.

[Bill Glass]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't get it.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I know we're raising a generation of kids that constantly need to be, you know, entertained, but even the Golden Globes. I know you guys didn't watch, but when they would announce the winner between the table and getting up on stage, they had two guys in a broadcast booth somewhere talking the whole time.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a couple of segments of.

[Christy Lee]

That, and it was awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I. Boy, you know what? I thought, like, you and I should do it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I just felt like if they got the right people.

[Tom Griswold]

How about if they did it just like the NFL and they had eight guys talking in the 30 seconds they're walking up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, this is his first win. And let me tell you, no one saw this coming.

[Christy Lee]

Just let the people have their moment. Enjoy. Let people just enjoy the. I don't know. It's a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

You may be right. Maybe they're playing the crappy music to get people to eat quicker and get out and turn the table over. Over.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Christy Lee]

There's got to be some kind of psychological reason for the music that they play. I bet not just everybody has random. You know, there's a. There's a consulting company out there telling.

[Tom Griswold]

Them, hey, well, this. I'll tell you what restaurant it was so you don't have to bother going up. Coming up, Jamie Lisso, great comedian, will be our guest. Also our surprise guest just around the corner. You're gonna love it. Right now, I want to say hello and thank you to Java House, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. Java House is all about. About revolutionizing the coffee room at home, of course, and also, of course, at work. I'm talking about the. What do you call it? The canteen, Maybe the cafeteria. What is it here? The. The. The break room. We call it the green room here. What it's all about is pods, little pods. And you don't have to put them in a machine. You peel and you pour. It's that simple. And it's not just coffee. It's coffee, tea, hydration drinks, energy drinks. Drinks. Hot chocolate lattes, fancy, fancy coffee. Etc. Etc. So if you want to revolutionize the break room at your office, check out Java House and also handy at home. And by the way, appeal and pour on top of vanilla ice cream of your favorite Java House pod is a very, very good idea. Javahouse.com has all your break room needs. Get all the details by visiting Java House. Your break room. Just you need a little hot water, a little cold water, you're ready to rock. That's it. Once again, Java House, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. Coming up, comedian Jamie Lisso. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee at the prize Fix sports desk. And hello, Tom. Looks like you're doing some close up work over there with you. Repairing a watch or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know, just getting prepared here for some special stuff, including, I'm hoping. There he is. What a handsome man. I'm talking about Josh. There's also Jamie Lisso up there.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Jamie.

[Tom Griswold]

Looking good. Jamie, are you in a hotel room again?

[Jamie Lisso]

I am in a hotel room and I'm also using a heavy filter.

[Tom Griswold]

I like your hair. You got that kind of like little mini Superman pompadour going.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, I like to wake up and I don't feel like I'm ready until I have an equilateral triangle.

[Tom Griswold]

Now does your girlfriend coach you on how to dress?

[Christy Lee]

Wife.

[Tom Griswold]

He married her, remember?

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know what his girlfriend does.

[Chick McGee]

But his wife, sorry, I told you that in confidence.

[Tom Griswold]

Your lovely wife, the doctor, the physician, does she, I know she's coaching you on with some health tips. Does she coach you on haircuts, way to dress, how to talk, what to think, where to go, what to do? Any of that stuff?

[Jamie Lisso]

She absolutely does. And just to be just to clear it up, my wife is in fact a doctor. My girlfriend's a physician's assistant.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jamie Lisso]

And can I tell you, she's very honest with me about whenever I don't know if you've ever had like a girlfriend or wife. Wife sort of like look at another man and go like, oh, man, that's a nice sweater. You know, like I like the way that guy, she just did that. She goes, man, look at that guy's. Fisherman sweater, you know? And so that night I went on like, L.L. bean, and I bought a fisherman sweater. And it came about a week later, and she was coming out of the bathroom, and I put on this fisherman sweater, and I was like, this is gonna be. And I don't want to say she.

[Josh Arnold]

Burst out laughing.

[Jamie Lisso]

But I returned it within 24 hours. She's very honest with me about my. Yeah, she's picked out basically this. This entire outfit. I wouldn't know what to wear without my wife.

[Tom Griswold]

You look. You look very nice. We're pleased to see you. Jamie Lisso is one of America's finest comedians. I don't know how he does in Canada, but he flies over it a lot because he lives half the time in Alaska, and then the rest of the time you're in Idaho.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yep, yep, yep. In Canada, I'm about 70% as successful. That's the exchange rate for my comedy.

[Chick McGee]

That tracks. Yeah. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

What foreign countries have you played in in the course of your comedy career?

[Jamie Lisso]

You know, the most foreign countries I did was on one big run where I did a military tour with Rob Schneider. So I. We did the. We did Korea and Japan, and we were in Honduras. I. I mean, I have bombed everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I just. Rob Schneider is in. What is it? Home alone 2.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I just. I. That was on TV a lot over the. At my place. He's great in that. The next time you see him, just be the last one. They was talking to some guys. He's so good, and it's so funny. Now, were you strictly doing the shows for military folks, or were you, like. Like, did you have to play downtown Singapore and at the Chuckle Hut there?

[Jamie Lisso]

It was all military, and it was one of the hardest but most rewarding trips I have ever been on. Like, our armed forces just. We went to Greenland also, which is, like, the tip of the spear. And I don't know if we stole Greenland or not. I heard some news.

[Tom Griswold]

Not yet.

[Jamie Lisso]

Okay. But they were telling me when I visit. When we visit Greenland, they told us, not even joking. They said it's the only base where there's no fence around it because nobody's trying to get in. Like, it's so hard to get there. And, yeah, all military, but, like, one of the most I'm actually doing next week, I'm doing a military tour in Alaska because it just. I look back on that experience and just. I mean, it's just the greatest guys and ladies and everyone's so grateful. My hand hurt from shaking hands. And it's. It's good to have the hand hurt from that for once.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Not like the old days in a hotel. Hotel room. Exactly. I see. I see.

[Jamie Lisso]

Exactly. We're speaking that time when I was, when I was married, I was, you know, to my ex wife. I was basically in home alone for most of that relationship.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I forgot if I. Are you a skier?

[Jamie Lisso]

I'm not, I'm not really. I'm not really a skier.

[Tom Griswold]

And you live. And you're living in Idaho.

[Jamie Lisso]

Living, living in Idaho and Alaska, but I don't. In each of places, I don't do the things you're supposed to do. Like even in Alaska, I don't, I don't do the man stuff. I'm not, you know, I don't, I don't hunt or fish or. I'm not really, you know, you guys probably know this about me, but I'm not really what you would call like a man's man. In fact, some would argue I'm not even really what you would call a woman's man.

[Tom Griswold]

So now your wife is writing for you.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot to ask you. You said you're in a hotel room. Where are you?

[Jamie Lisso]

So we are in New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jamie Lisso]

Did a little Gutfeld show last night. I'm doing a. I believe I'm doing story wars tonight. I don't know if you guys know that. It's a thing they. At the comedy club. I think I'm doing stories with Dave Attell.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jamie Lisso]

And Big J Okerson, Lewis, J. Gomez doing that tonight. So, yeah, we're just hanging out in New York. So I apologize for any of the, the background noise. A lot of stuff going on in New York. Even though it's early. I actually spend so much time here that when I'm in Boise, in order to go to sleep, I play an ambient noise machine. That's just a woman screaming sirens.

[Chick McGee]

Who was the.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was the. There was some famous comedian or actor that had his at home. Had a room that looked just like a Holiday Inn or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So he could, he could go to sleep. I forget what. We were talking to him. Not too long. Remember that, Pat? I do, but I don't remember the name.

[Chick McGee]

I remember Billy Crystal had a bathroom that was an exact replica of a bathroom on a plane. I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you want that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Jamie Lissow is our guest. Very fine stand up comedian. And do you have all those air miles? Is it on Air Alaska.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's mostly Air Alaska. And by the way, speaking of that dude that had the, you know, the room in his house, it was like a hotel to make it more comfortable for the first 10 years of comedy, when I got home, I actually slept with a roommate just to kind of echo that experience of the comedy condom. Yeah, it's mostly. Mostly Alaska air. And I would leave a bunch of old jars of mayonnaise and ketchup and stuff. And mostly Alaska.

[Tom Griswold]

Air it up. Because I don't know if you saw in the paper the other day, Alaska Air just bought more jets than any other company.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they bought from Boeing 100 jets.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So they use. And they said, we got the money from Jamie Whisto. He's used our airline so much now. I noticed that you're going to be out on the road coming up in just a couple days. You'll be at the Golden State Theater in Monterey, California. Also coming up after that, San Luis Obispo. Then Fresno. Coming up, the 18th, which, if I do my calculation right, is Sunday night, so.

[Jamie Lisso]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Do not miss. Jamie is one of the best. Also, you're going to be, if I'm not mistaken, at the Liberty Township in Ohio by Cincinnati. The funny bone there coming up at the end of the month.

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, I got Cincinnati, Fort Wayne and Columbus coming up. All right. In a row.

[Christy Lee]

Are you going to come see us?

[Jamie Lisso]

I would love to come see you guys. I'll check the schedule. Fly Alaska.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not get carried away.

[Christy Lee]

The building, he's going to be so close.

[Tom Griswold]

So now, what else is on your mind these days? Anything happening in your life?

[Jamie Lisso]

So it kind of is. I've been. What I've been doing is I've been kind of collecting some stories. And what I thought I would ask you guys about is sometimes you hear somebody tell a story and in the story, they feel like they were the hero of the story or the angel, as it were. But then you hear from your friends or someone in your family that they don't agree, maybe you're the villain. So what I thought was, because we have some great minds in the room, I thought I. I would read you guys some stories from some people that feel like they definitely did the right thing and were the angel in this scenario. And I'd like to hear from you guys to either validate these guys or disagree with them, whether you think the person in the story is the angel or the villain. And what's kind of fun is two of these stories are from just like Fans like listeners, right? But one of them is me. It's my story. All right, I was wondering if the end of these three stories. I would love you guys to guess which one you think actually is a story. That happened to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love this.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jamie Lisso]

Hey, so here's the first one. I bought my wife and I tickets to Paris for our first wedding anniversary. I got upgraded to first class, and I gave the seat to my wife because I thought that was a really nice thing to do. We had such a great time in Paris, but she cannot get over the fact that for our anniversary, we didn't get to sit together for that very long, long trip to Paris. I feel like I was being the angel. She disagrees, thinks that it was not the right thing to do. And that said, on the way home, I sat in first class and made her sit in coach.

[Chick McGee]

It says.

[Jamie Lisso]

Just kidding. It says I made that part up. So I would love to know what. What do you guys think about this? I've had kind of similar situations. And what do you think if you give your, you know, wife first class, do you feel like that's an angel move or a villain?

[Christy Lee]

I think it's an angel move. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You sleep most of the time on those overnight flights anyway. It's not. I mean, that's a. It was a wonderful thing to do, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, once you landed in Paris, was she going out on dates with the French guy sitting next to her?

[Jamie Lisso]

Yeah, she. She eventually married the man in the middle seat.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. You did the right thing. I don't know. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I would have known to go, hey, you know what? No, thanks. This is our anniversary. We're gonna sit together.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I would have turned.

[Christy Lee]

In your first class ticket, maybe, and then asked to be put in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, because he was upgraded on the spot, so those.

[Tom Griswold]

Those overseas flights, first class, you get a place you can lie down.

[Josh Arnold]

Look, I totally get it, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Also supposed to being cramped up.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I. Yeah, I've talked to women before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're probably right.

[Jamie Lisso]

I find that hard to believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's the second story?

[Jamie Lisso]

All right, second story.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, I don't know if.

[Jamie Lisso]

You guys know this is possible, but I've been in first class before on a free upgrade, and I had this stewardess wake me up and go, serge, want to let you know you've been downgraded. Swear to God.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jamie Lisso]

But her tone was that of someone giving good news. Swear to God. This Is a true story. Story number two. I was on an airplane the other day, and this is a travel. Travel themed travel theme today. I was on an airplane the other day, and a man who I couldn't identify kept passing gas. It was silent but very lethal. After about an hour of this, I stood up and made an announcement. I said, whoever is doing that, you need to stop. We can't take it anymore. I thought I was being an angel, but my wife thought it was a little over the top. I feel like I was protecting the other passengers and allowing everyone to have a better flight. But my wife. Wife completely disagreed and thought I should have just left it alone.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you guys think about that?

[Josh Arnold]

I think the wife, I. I think she was the farter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

If she's that upset about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He who?

[Christy Lee]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Or it's the he who smelt it, dealt it. And the other people around you are thinking it's this guy. He's trying to divert our attention.

[Josh Arnold]

I like what this guy did. I'm gonna say hero.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean the guy that stood up.

[Christy Lee]

Or the guy that leave it alone?

[Josh Arnold]

The guy that stood up and said, hey, whoever that is, knock it off. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Jamie Lisso]

You know, when I have really bad gas, I take that first class seat. I don't care if it's my anniversary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Jamie Lisso]

All right, our third story. Our last story. I was on an airplane the other day, and an old man sitting next to me was listening to a movie on his phone with no earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jamie Lisso]

Coming out of the speaker. And so I pretended to have to use the restroom room, and I reported him to the flight attendant.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jamie Lisso]

She quickly came over, told him he had to turn it off, and he did. He then sat and stared at the seat in front of him for five hours. Am I an angel for looking out for the other passengers or a villain for ruining an old man's flight?

[Christy Lee]

You're an angel, angel.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't know that you ruined that. This person ruined the old man's flight, I imagine, can sit and stare and be completely fine.

[Christy Lee]

And the man could have put it on closed captioning and still watched it if he didn't have earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't know. Shouldn't you put on your earbuds and.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Knock him away?

[Christy Lee]

They say, don't they, when you're on a plane, if you're listening, you have to wear earphones or earbuds.

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, you could put yours on just to silence Him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but that's a good point.

[Jamie Lisso]

They all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

They also said, turn your phone off. And I don't do that either.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What do you think, Chris?

[Josh Arnold]

I think this person was fine in doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd say.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I think. I think the old man should have.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless it was a really offensive movie.

[Christy Lee]

So you're gonna let the guy go ahead and listen to the movie on.

[Tom Griswold]

His speaker because I'm gonna pop my earbuds in. I'm not gonna. It's not. I'm not gonna hear anything.

[Josh Arnold]

So the answer is yes. He's gonna allow it to happen.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't allow. I would have. I would have told on him.

[Tom Griswold]

You're gonna be.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I wouldn't have gone to the flight attendant. I want to talk to the guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yes.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you have said, look, if you don't stop that, I'm going to keep farting? Yes, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

You have to listen to my farts.

[Tom Griswold]

You've already designated. You've designated the hero.

[Josh Arnold]

If I have to listen to the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, you're listening to.

[Chick McGee]

My farts, and I'm. I'm going to bury the lead on this. It might not just be a fart coming up here soon.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that you, Jamie?

[Tom Griswold]

Which one was it?

[Josh Arnold]

We have to guess so.

[Jamie Lisso]

Oh, one of the. One of these stories was, in fact me, swear to God. Which one do you think? Sounds like something I would do?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think it's the first one.

[Josh Arnold]

No, the.

[Jamie Lisso]

The first class.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have combined the gentleman. I would have gone up to the flight attendant and said, there's a guy farting so bad in my section. Could you have the oxygen masks all drop down? I think it's the earbuds. The last one. That's Jamie.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jamie Lisso]

Did we get a couple sets of nose buds?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think? So what are we voting here?

[Christy Lee]

I vote number one.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm voting. He stood up and said, quit farting. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

He did that with a lot of gusto and telling the story.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's the earbuds or the guy with the. Didn't have the earbuds.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, so that's Ace and Tom and me.

[Tom Griswold]

The earbuds. Okay.

[Jamie Lisso]

Josh Arnold. Josh Arnold is, in fact, the winner. I couldn't help it. I stood up and made the announcement about the farting.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

So how.

[Josh Arnold]

How did it. Then what happened after that?

[Jamie Lisso]

Thank you for asking Josh, it worked.

[Josh Arnold]

A total hero.

[Jamie Lisso]

He stopped.

[Tom Griswold]

He took his earbuds and put him in his butt. That prevented the. Did you have a suspect?

[Josh Arnold]

What was that when you looked around announcing. Did you have a prime suspect in mind?

[Jamie Lisso]

I did. I did have a prime suspect. I had just a sneaking suspicion. Every time I smoke all the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jamie Lisso]

The guy in front of me would go.

[Tom Griswold]

Put his hands together like a champ.

[Josh Arnold]

What's your prime? The fattest person in first class.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oftentimes he definitely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he had a little.

[Jamie Lisso]

He had. He had some. He was in a different weight class than I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll say that kind way to put it.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been accused of farting in public when it wasn't me because I was the heaviest person there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So really unfair.

[Christy Lee]

That is unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Jamie Lisso]

It's very unfair.

[Tom Griswold]

Very unfair. Jamie Lisso is our guest. We're going to let Jamie get back to. To work here once again. A bunch of dates coming up, including a big stint at the Cincinnati Funny Bone beginning on the 30th. And you'll be there the 30th and the 31st and lots of other spots coming up. Fort Wayne, Columbus, Ohio. We've got a bunch of dates and Petaluma, California, Lake Tahoe, Portland, West Des Moines. Just check out the. But you just go to Jamie Lissow and it's L I s s o w you. It ends in sow. Like the guy sitting next to him on the plane. And. And check out where Jamie's going to be. He is the best of the best and I highly recommend the show. Thanks for getting up. Really, we appreciate it. Go wake up your wife.

[Jamie Lisso]

Absolutely. Great talking to you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Have a great rest, Jamie. What a handsome man. What a nice guy. It's so funny. Now we have our super special guest coming coming up in about 20 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

We have our history lesson coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And this. I am so excited about this guest. The only hint I'm going to give you is it is a he. You will all recognize him. It may take you just a few seconds because of one small factor. Right now I want to talk about something really great going on out there in the world of automobiles. We're making so many great cars now. There's so many terrific cars out there. And Hyundai has stepped up with the all new Palisade hybrid. And Christy can attest to this. The cool thing about this one, among other things, 600 plus miles of range. And it's got a big, spacious interior. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It has a third row seating and the third row seat has a power switch. So you just push a button and it goes and it disappears. It's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

How'd it go?

[Christy Lee]

Wow. Captain's chairs in the second row. Beautiful interior and it's a great drive.

[Tom Griswold]

And the one thing it doesn't come with is when you have a third row seat. That every Saturday afternoon trip when you go back there and the kids have been back there and there's three or four cups from McDonald's, a couple of stray french fries, but still plenty of room. It's the beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid. And again, I emphasize that 600 plus miles of range.

[Christy Lee]

And don't be afraid of a hybrid. It goes from gas to electric on its own. You don't have to make that decision. Decision. It's already done for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now you can check it out by giving it a spin. Take it for a ride. Visit Hyundai USA.com for more information. You can even give them a call 562-314-4603 for all the details. Once again, it's Hyundai USA.com h y u n d a I Hyundai USA.com and check out the wide ranging Hyundai Palisade hybrid when we come back. Back a little bit of history for you. And then our super surprise guest. I'm very excited about this. We are in the Aali Auto part studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X Bob and Tom. Or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. There's Christy lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi. Jake McGee.

[Chick McGee]

As far as I know, she's at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I am?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Look at that. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick, what kind of ice is your favorite? You like the cube? Do you like the crush? Do you like the barrel?

[Chick McGee]

I like the cube. But the smaller cubes.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like clear cubes.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody asked.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because I. Because I hate crushed ice.

[Josh Arnold]

You do? All right. It doesn't have a place for you at all?

[Tom Griswold]

No. And I have to go to this restaurant all the time. It has crushed ice and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, don't you have crushed ice at home?

[Tom Griswold]

That's very funny, Christy. Yes, I do.

[Chick McGee]

You know, for some reason, my brand new refrigerator, the ice maker just stopped.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

And then it started again. And then it just stopped again.

[Christy Lee]

So I don't know, maybe it's running out of water.

[Chick McGee]

No, there's water going to it. But thanks. For the input.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I go to a. I was kidding. I buy ice all the time. Even though I have.

[Chick McGee]

You, like, buy bags of ice?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, all the time.

[Chick McGee]

What I. I steal. I steal all my ice.

[Christy Lee]

You buy that bagged ice all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not supposed to ingest that. It's all. It's only for coolers.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I can't. I hate crushed ice. We have a. We have a little crushed ice maker.

[Christy Lee]

It's in a plastic bag. I thought you weren't allowed to have anything plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no one necessarily knows getting it.

[Josh Arnold]

I love throwing those bags of ice up on the air and then they hit the ground and break it up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You ever steal any ice from Walmart out there by the thief?

[Josh Arnold]

We know you have.

[Tom Griswold]

We have to hurry up because I will. Today we have our superstar special guest coming. I can. So. I'm so excited about this. But first, as Christy mentioned, perhaps some history. I have not looked this over.

[Christy Lee]

January 14th.

[Chick McGee]

And now here's Tom with today in history.

[Tom Griswold]

Starts out bad. I don't know anything about this. Yeah. Happy birthday, Benedict Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Benedict Arnold, misunderstood hero.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was a hero for a while, then he switched teams.

[Chick McGee]

He just knew the value of a dollar.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if there's any relation or not. I don't think so, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he was egged on by the British.

[Josh Arnold]

Naturally. Benedict would be egged on. Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I said, I haven't looked at this yet. Now I like this guy and I think you didn't. Chick. Born in 1990. 19. Andy Rooney, old man.

[Chick McGee]

He was okay early on, but then he really leaned into the. He became a self parody, almost crabby old guy. He didn't like anything.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was a kind of a war hero correspondent guy. He would. He'd been. He'd been there and he was a.

[Chick McGee]

New York Giants fan, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is that what it was?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Too bad he died before Cameo. Wouldn't you love to have one from him?

[Chick McGee]

A little bird told me it's your birthday, Pat, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I never notice.

[Chick McGee]

You never don't get what you want for any.

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Miss, there is an art form that is more or less lost, and that was the old answering machines. It was a. There was a period of about 15, 20 years when everybody had them. And you could have so much fun with messages. Now you leave.

[Chick McGee]

You can leave messages on your.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, nobody does.

[Christy Lee]

Nobody leaves messages.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody calls anyone. It's all text.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't have a problem with that now. Remember this guy? Carl weathers, born in 1948. Christie.

[Chick McGee]

You know who an actor he was? Who did he play?

[Tom Griswold]

He played Apollo Creed.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Apollo Creed.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, what an odd going coincidence that we've been playing that. You know, Apollo learned not to like this song.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Because shortly following it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, LL Cool J, born in the state of 1968.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember what that stands for?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not. Ladies love.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that really it?

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies love.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But what's the last J Ladies love?

[Tom Griswold]

Cool Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Jasper James.

[Tom Griswold]

That's his name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I didn't know that. Yeah. And I. I think you must have told me that. But yeah, LL Cool J. Ladies love.

[Chick McGee]

Cool James.

[Christy Lee]

Married to Lopez. No.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

George Lopez. I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna knock you out, Trini Lopez. Mama said knock you out.

[Tom Griswold]

Trini. Jennifer Lopez is LL Cool J the guy on one of the cop shows. Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One of the ices.

[Josh Arnold]

He was in Halloween H2.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What is Any Given Sunday? One of his albums. What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

He's in that movie with the Oliver Stone movie about football.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

About the NFL.

[Chick McGee]

Plays a running back.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Dairy Queen get together with them on that?

[Josh Arnold]

With LL Cool J?

[Tom Griswold]

No, with the Any Given Sunday. Oh, Build your own. No.

[Chick McGee]

Where's the Dairy Queen King, by the way?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't.

[Chick McGee]

Why is there a Dairy King?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet small towns have a Dairy King.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There has to be. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Like slightly lesser.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I took over the franchise. I. I do love. I do love Dairy Queen. The great Dave Grohl, born in the state in 1969. Head Fu.

[Christy Lee]

He's good.

[Chick McGee]

Wherever he is right now he's fighting Foo.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good, good, good.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys know what Foo Fighters are?

[Jamie Lisso]

No.

[Christy Lee]

What are you.

[Josh Arnold]

They were an actual phenomenon. Like World War II pilots would see these orbs flying by their planes, these UFOs, and they were. And they referred to them as Foo Fighters.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Really wild.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it was short for Kung Fu.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

We learned something.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. Now we have to take a break because we've got our special guests coming in a matter of moments. I do. The only other really important thing on this date is Little Richard releasing the great song Tutti Fruity.

[Josh Arnold]

That is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes, and very fruity. Yes. And also, Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe in this date in 1954.

[Josh Arnold]

Where has he gone?

[Chick McGee]

The best version of T Fruy was Pat Boone.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pat Boone version. Yes. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I said a tutti frutti all Rudy you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Coming up, special surprise guest. That's all I can say. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment? To share text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey man.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess G. Hi. Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We are joined by a special guest. We're going to get him on the screen here. I've been talking about it all morning, ladies.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent. We love them. This is a, a terrific, terrific surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

Massive home run.

[Tom Griswold]

That handsome man is the comedian and actor Bill Glass.

[Josh Arnold]

Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Who you know as Dr. Rick. We are such.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm a standing ovation.

[Tom Griswold]

And Bill, you do not have the mustache. For those of you that are familiar with anything on television, we were talking about this a couple weeks ago. At present, the best series of commercials on television are the progressive insurance commercials with Mr. Glass easily. Oh, they're amazing.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite sitcom and my favorite line right now is when he says you don't work here. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey Bill, I guess we'll let you talk.

[Bill Glass]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Glass, it's great meeting you. You don't have a mustache right now. So is it fake in the commercials or do you grow it for those ads?

[Bill Glass]

It's fake.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bill Glass]

It's fake. It's, it's a little, little bit of, little bit of Hollywood magic. Which is why I don't get stopped on the street. Nobody, nobody cares about the guy without the mustache.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a little bit of a.

[Bill Glass]

Chicago Bear playoff beard going right now.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bill Glass]

I'm not going to shave until they lose and or my wife tells me.

[Josh Arnold]

To show.

[Tom Griswold]

Bill Glass. Those are, I mean they're the funniest and best ads on television. They're for progressive. Everybody has seen them. And how do you describe the character you play? Dr. Rick. What it was. How would you describe him?

[Bill Glass]

Oh, I would just say he's an over earnest professor doctor type who thinks his field of study is going to change the world and his field of study just happens to Be slightly ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

And now your background. You are an improv guy and. And a comedian. Did you have to audition a number of times to get this gig?

[Bill Glass]

Yeah, yeah, I. It was. Well, I actually booked a commercial, one of these commercials where I wasn't the doctor. It took place in like, like a church meeting setting and I was the group leader. I was just a group leader at that point. And then a couple of years later, I believe it was a year and a half later, they brought me in to audition, make him a doctor. And so I had two days of like improvising for like eight hours straight with actors coming in. It was almost like an on the fly chemistry test. And then after a couple days, I booked it. So it was, yeah, big surprise. We didn't know what we had. I mean, I knew it was funny, but we didn't know what we had. This has been kind of cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, once again, Mr. Glass is the very fine actor in the progressive commercials. How many are there? About 20 of them. What is it? I've seen so many, but I don't.

[Bill Glass]

Oh, I feel like we're in the 28, 26, 28 range.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Bill Glass]

Don't quote me on that now.

[Josh Arnold]

You're very.

[Bill Glass]

I'm just grateful they keep calling me back, so I don't keep count.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're an accomplished improviser and you've done. Do you take place. Do you help with the writing of these or developing the scenarios?

[Bill Glass]

Not formally the scenarios or any sort of preference. Pre. Pre writing. That's all on the ad agency. But we do do a fair amount of improv on the day. I mean, the guys I work with and the ladies I work with, the people I work with are some of the best improvisers going right now. Chris Watoski plays Tom Pritchard, the tall guy who's doing the yawn. Jan or Jan.

[Josh Arnold]

Right now.

[Bill Glass]

Mike Nelson.

[Chick McGee]

Mike.

[Bill Glass]

Mike Nelson is the guy at the counter, the grocery counter, talking about how to bag the groceries. Abra plays Ju, Albert plays Julie. I mean, I'm just surrounded by home run hitters.

[Jamie Lisso]

My.

[Bill Glass]

My job is basically to not break and to feed off of them. And if I make them look good and we make each other look good, hopefully you guys will keep laughing and it's. We'll get to keep doing them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The essence of it is don't act like your parents.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

For Progressive Insurance.

[Chick McGee]

What is the name of the gentleman who thinks he works at the. The Starbucks, if you will? And calling out the name.

[Bill Glass]

Yeah, yeah, the actor's Name is Chris Watoski. The character he plays. I think we've named him Tom Pritchard. But Chris is. He's been on the bear. Really talented actor, great guy. I mean, again, we just show up and it's. It's really nice to have a cast like this because it's really just. You slide into it so easy and the writing's good. And our director is a comedy director.

[Josh Arnold]

He'll.

[Bill Glass]

Marty Granger is our director. And so we'll get a take or two and then we'll play a little bit and move on, you know, so it's a really fun way to work and we're having a blast.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they run?

[Bill Glass]

Like I said, as long as you got. Are enjoying them.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they run them in a cycle? Do they. The one I just saw the other night was the valet parking one. Are they like. Yeah. Do they time run them in?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we.

[Tom Griswold]

In other words, do they run generally?

[Bill Glass]

We shoot. We shoot four.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. Do they run like multiple versions of them or do they just run one and keep it up for a couple weeks? What is the. What way they place them? Do you know.

[Bill Glass]

It. It feels like they. We have something. We have like a quarterly cycle as actors. I don't want to get too down inside baseball, but it's like 12, 13 weeks is a generally like. It's called a cycle. So there are generally two commercials running in a cycle.

[Chick McGee]

I have.

[Bill Glass]

They don't. I thought they were going to cut them into more versions because we have so much improv and so much stuff on the editing room floor, but it's generally not. It might be a 32nd one and then a slightly shorter different version that's a 15. But they generally stick to one version ish of each commercial. And then they'll. They'll plop them out, like I said, for about three months at a time. And then they'll give me or give us a break and then they'll run some flow and then they'll bring us back and they've got their whole ad wizardry magic that they like to adhere to.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're speaking with actor Bill Glass, who is the don't act like your parents guy on the progressive insurance commercials. They are wonderful, Mr. Glass.

[Josh Arnold]

It's such a wonderful thing. And I know as an actor, it's so great to get a gig like this, but do you. Has it curbed you getting other roles? Because people are going, oh man, we can't have the Dr. Rick guy be this angry dad or whatever. Might come up.

[Bill Glass]

Kinda. I mean commercially, of course. I think I'm branded commercially. But I think, as you can see, I look different enough and I wear glasses that I think I could get some opportunities and in TV and film. So I did a, I did an independent movie. I did St. Denis Medical where I had a one off which was great. That's a hit comedy on NBC. I was in an episode, I did four episodes of a show called Rutherford Falls which was with Ed Helms. That was a nice recurring role.

[Josh Arnold]

So awesome.

[Bill Glass]

I just have to hope, you know, that somebody in TV sitcom is a dream. So I'd love a sitcom producer, casting director to take a shot. But I've learned I've been doing this 30 years. I have no control over who likes me.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean?

[Bill Glass]

All I can do, all I can do is try to take, if I get the opportunity, take my best swing and hope it lands my way. But yeah, I would love to be on a sitcom. I mean, that would be the dream.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they on occasion have made a sitcom out of a series of commercials. The caveman thing comes to mind. These are so perfect with their short little blasts. I'm not sure it would work, but whatever works. I just think they're so funny and very effective because we're all going, oh yeah, the progressive guy.

[Bill Glass]

Well, my, my, my thought on that is, you know, this is Dr. Rick just without a mustache. Like I can, I could be, I could be funny in a 30 minute show if people really wanted to see it. We could try to, you know, bump up my follower count and make Hollywood pay attention. But like again, I can't control any of that.

[Tom Griswold]

That's, but that's the truth.

[Bill Glass]

Like that's, I'm so, I'm so behind on social media. It's just a different game. You know, you think you put out, make people laugh and it'll be enough and then the goal posts move and now you've got to be a social media guy. And I'm old, guys, I don't, I don't have the social media game.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you're going to get, you're.

[Bill Glass]

Going to get golf, you're going to get golf.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you, are you still living in the Chicago area?

[Chick McGee]

Area?

[Bill Glass]

No, I'm out north of Los Angeles now. But I grew up out in Arlington Heights, northwest of Chicago and then did some time in the improv world in Chicago and then moved out here like in 98. So I'm almost a 50, 50 guy between Chicago and LA.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you purchased anything with. With the obvious influx of a little bit of cash in the world of acting? Have you. Did you buy anything special when you realized these were going to take off?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We.

[Josh Arnold]

You are brought.

[Christy Lee]

You're.

[Chick McGee]

You're talking to us from a. Nicely done.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I do like the Progressive Insurance wallpaper.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's almost a Hallmark movie kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bill Glass]

I mean, there is a.

[Chick McGee]

Like a big.

[Bill Glass]

A big mustache on the wall here that says, sponsored by.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Bill, thanks for getting up early. We really appreciate it. Love those. I mean, they are in many ways one of the best things on television.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're holding up a book. Is that a real book that's available?

[Bill Glass]

Yeah, this is the real hard copy.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Bill Glass]

We, you know, pressure Progressive to print more of them because people like when I send these out or hand them out. But there's a digital copy. I think you can download a digital copy, but the hard copies are rare.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, thank you, Dr. Rick.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bill Glass]

We appreciate you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

I really appreciate it. Oh, you're very welcome. And we'd like to say thanks to you again. Oh, such a great, great guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I will tell you right now, he is on Instagram at Underscore, Bill Glass. You'll. You'll know who it is when. Yeah, it's him.

[Josh Arnold]

What a treat. And we should be seeing him in more things.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

So I didn't overstate it. No, that was great.

[Chick McGee]

Wonderful, wonderful life.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I said, the fact that I said you'll know who he is, but you may not know his name right away.

[Chick McGee]

And just like that, you totally redeem yourself. Wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, interestingly enough, another. Another improv lady is also famous for. God, what a decade of commercials in the world plus. And then the. On the other hand, the other one would be the emu. Emu.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For. Yeah, for Liberty. But yeah, I mean, that's. Those are always. Those commercials are always such a delight to watch. And of course, the one I love the most is when he's holding up the coffee, reading the names.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I find it interesting and maybe no one else does, but maybe that would be a college course sometime because Progressive has two really popular series of commercials running at the same time. Flow. And.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, and then there's the whole flow verse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The other characters doing things too.

[Christy Lee]

It's a hell of an ad agency.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they also have. They also have the series in front of the Statue of Liberty.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Liberty Mutual. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And a good friend of ours, his wife was in one of those that ran for three years.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And they. They built their house.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

I know who you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah. They.

[Christy Lee]

They built their house from Wisconsin.

[Tom Griswold]

What's his name now? Living in either. What is he in Nashville or Louisville or Lexington? I don't know. Yeah. So. So anyway, I hope you're a fan. I thought that was fun. Thank you very.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Jessica and Jason. I can't believe we got him up early for that. That was so much fun. Now, coming up, we have sexy time with Ali Breen. Always a great pleasure. We also have to explain to Ms. Alsman, the pregnant one over there, about your first name. I don't know if you heard this. My name? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I heard someone texted me this. Calm down. I can think of three other names. Names that should be used before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but. Well, we'll talk about. We'll talk about that.

[Chick McGee]

So she's happy about it. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And you're a little crabby right now. Let's face it. You got that kid in there kicking around your age.

[Christy Lee]

It's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what helps when a woman is crabby is to say that she's crabby. That is.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Always quickly by. Calm down. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You look beautiful. You have the pregnancy glow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I feel dehydrated and miserable.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time for some honesty on this show right now. I want to tell you about a great thing. This might cheer you up a little bit when you have that baby. How about some nice jewelry? And of course, the man for that is our buddy, Stephen Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. You find him by going to I hate stevensinger.com. and of course, it's a new rose for Valentine's Day. These are real roses dipped in gold. And this, they always sell out. That's why we're kind of mentioning this a little bit early. And my suggestion, of course, is get one of those beautiful at last bracelets. Dangle it from the rose. It's the brand new sunset rose. Christy Lee, tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's gorgeous. It's like what we call ombre. It goes from like a beautiful yellow orange all the way down to violet. Just like the sunset you saw on vacation with your sweetie. So romantic. She'll love it. It's beautiful. It's a 24 karat gold dipped rose every year. This is Stephen Singer's big time of the year because everybody sits and waits. What's the color going to be? What's the color going to be? Well, you're going to make your Valentine's Day shopping easy at Steven Singer with the brand new sunset rose. It's exclusive and it's only at Steven Singer Jewelers for just starting at $69. So get your Sunset Rose now at ihatestevensinger.com they have fast free shipping at Stevenson. Stephen Singer Jewelers. That's I Hate Stevensinger dot com. You're a month away. It's January 14th, friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and, and by the way, don't forget he's got that great upgrade thing. If you got some nice diamond earrings for last year, you can make them even bigger. Get all the details on how that works. And of course, as you mentioned, the famous fast and free shipping. Get those orders in before 2 o' clock Eastern Time and they are out the door. Where? To talk with Stephen. We're going to surprise him once again with a little something. When he stops by real soon, just go to I hate stephensinger.com and get yourself covered. Remember, Valentine's Day this year is on a Saturday. If you want to make that presentation of the rose at a restaurant, you better get your reservation now. I'm just warning you. I'm just telling you. You're gonna. You're gonna thank me. I'd like to be thanked in the form of cash. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up, it's gonna be Ali Breen with Sexy time. This is the Bob and Tom Shop Show.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, it's fun. Hi. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios in the Silac Insurance News Center. It's Christy Lee Damon. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee and hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Special thanks going out to Jeff Crocker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Jeff Crocker.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeff hooked us up with the very fine actor Bill Glass. Comedian and improv guy, who's of course The Star. He's Dr. Rick in those great progressive commercials. Thank you, Jeffrey.

[Josh Arnold]

A listener who's what? A friend of his went to college. Oh, cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey. Jeffrey Cocker. He's my favorite listener.

[Chick McGee]

Killed him a bar when he was only three.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now that's Dave Crockett. Sorry. Joining us right now via satellite. Oh, look at that. She's got new glasses. Hi.

[Ali Breen]

I got new glasses and I woke up on time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the lovely Allie Breen. Hey, Allie, How Are you good?

[Ali Breen]

How are you guys doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that plant behind you? That's fake, isn't it?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yes, definitely. If not, it would be dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can't make an omelette or keep a plant alive.

[Ali Breen]

It's a little bit of an exaggeration, my understanding.

[Chick McGee]

And you are not in a relationship right now, correct?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, there you go, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that going? Do you declare that when you get on stage?

[Ali Breen]

I do not declare it when I get on stage. I just declare it as I'm wandering the streets in New York begging for someone to pay attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever hooked up with somebody after a show?

[Ali Breen]

I mean, like somebody like a non comic.

[Christy Lee]

A non comic?

[Chick McGee]

You mean a citizen? We call that a civilian.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, civilian. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone in the audience that.

[Ali Breen]

You know, I've hung out before, but I've never actually hooked up. But I've like, become friends and stayed in touch and maybe one time considered it, but it was. This never really actually happened.

[Chick McGee]

So you've never done the Warren Zevon. You Went Home with a waitress the way I always do.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that song Girls don't do.

[Ali Breen]

That like, and Guys Don't Ask. You know, there's not a lot of crowd members that find it that hot when a woman's on stage.

[Jamie Lisso]

Stage.

[Ali Breen]

There's a lot of female crowd members who find out how when a guy's on stage, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now, Ali Breen is a very fine stand up comedian and television personality and she's also the host of a show that we call Sexy Time. And you can reach Ali. A, L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. And Allie is. She's our. What's the sexpert? Is that the word you don't.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like combined words?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't like the word sexpert. But she. She helps us help people with their love troubles. What have we got in Dear Allie.

[Ali Breen]

My girlfriend likes to watch porn together before we get frisky. And it gets her all worked up. I love it. But lately what turns her on is gay porn. And I've been watching it with her and it still does the job for me too. Does that mean I'm gay?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it. Is, is it. So is it.

[Ali Breen]

Ladies, guys, guys, I don't think.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think you read the entire. That question should end with. Because I've run out of things to worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is weird.

[Christy Lee]

I think that heated rivalry is a hot show.

[Ali Breen]

And if I was gonna say Christy, I Bet that's why this girl started watching this kind of work.

[Christy Lee]

I bet it has something to do with it.

[Tom Griswold]

And what is this again?

[Christy Lee]

Now it's two hockey players that have a relationship that no one knows about because they're professional hockey players. They can't really come out of the closet, if you will, sadly. But, yeah, they are hot.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. You play hockey. Stay in the closet. Let's keep some things old school y.

[Chick McGee]

And accurate, please.

[Tom Griswold]

So wait a minute. So this guy's watching men with other.

[Christy Lee]

Men because it gets his lady hot?

[Tom Griswold]

That is. That. That's. That's weird.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you are not gay. I. It's. It's got to be more to do with. This is. When you start watching porn, you. You're getting excited because you're going to be with her. Your body and mind are responding now to just that act.

[Christy Lee]

Act of you're just watching sexual activity.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. I vote.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're not. No, this does not make you gay.

[Christy Lee]

No, it doesn't.

[Ali Breen]

Don't knock it till you try it, Tom. Maybe you got to give it a shot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Physiology is just. Physiology. You're good.

[Tom Griswold]

That will never happen. An orifice is not an orifice. There's a lot of specificity about those.

[Chick McGee]

To me, that's not even where we're.

[Josh Arnold]

At, so it's not.

[Chick McGee]

Is there any way we could get you to kiss another guy ever?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course not.

[Chick McGee]

Of course not.

[Christy Lee]

Not even if you kiss another guy, you're gonna be gay? Is that what you're thinking?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I wouldn't mind being gay. Is. That isn't the issue. It's just that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

But that is a gay thing to do. Is if you kiss another guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes it's really funny. Jonah Hill making out with. Oh, I can't think of his name.

[Josh Arnold]

Channing Tatum.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that who it is? In 21 Jump Street?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I was thinking of the writer from SNL. I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's okay. No, I. Yeah. I mean, that's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Funny. It's not right.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's okay. Whatever you're into. I'm just not gonna sit there watching gay porn. Hey, baby. Come on in. I'm finally erect.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not what's happening.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm tying. I'm zip, zip tying a. A tonsil stick to me to keep. Keep.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not what.

[Tom Griswold]

She's got any popsicle sticks? I can get it. Let's move on to the next. Okay, sorry. This. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

I vote I think we've done enough damage here.

[Tom Griswold]

I vote weird.

[Ali Breen]

Say Tom's traumatized.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't ask if the listener. The writer wasn't asking if it was weird. The writer was asking if it makes him. Well, I'm telling you, the answer is no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now, nobody asked. Well, it is weird. Okay, okay, next.

[Ali Breen]

Dear alright, My wife is a stay at home mom and she just started a substack about her experiences as a stay at home mom. It's actually getting a little bit of popularity and I started to read it and so much of it is actually about her issues with me. It's now causing major problems in our regular life and our sex life, which she's now writing even more about, which is making it more popular and getting me more annoyed and making everything worse. What do I do here?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, that is finally an interesting, interesting question. Didn't Chance finally an interesting question.

[Tom Griswold]

No. This sounds like kind of a standard scenario.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what soundtrack is?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. A lot of people don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Comedians have. This happens to a lot of comedians, doesn't it, Pat?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

And you guys who have been on the radio for decades, you'll say something you don't mean necessarily in real life and it gets back to your right. Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think she's just writing to write? Not that it's real.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know now because she doesn't sound like she's doing anything to, to comfort this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think when you have a taste of, if you will, fame and you start thinking that that's really interesting and important, after a while you realize this is stupid. I can remember talking to a super famous musician and he was in here and he said, you know, the one thing I can't stand about being famous? I've lost all my privacy. I wish I could make the money, make the music, and not have to be recognized much the same way. Our guest, Bill Glass, the comedian, actor from Progressive. Remember when he said, hey, it's great I don't have the mustache so I could walk the streets and not be, hey, you're the progressive guy, right? I'm just wondering if this lady is in the first stage of wait a minute, I'm somebody special and important. And she is to him.

[Ali Breen]

But you know, but this is what's making her important to the world too, is dishing the gossip on him.

[Josh Arnold]

So if she were to say, hey, look, honey, I'm just doing this for the blog, you know, I love you. I'm just gonna kind of using this as fodder. If there's something you don't want, that would be one thing. But it doesn't sound like she's doing that.

[Christy Lee]

No, it sounds like she's actually telling the truth about what's going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but it depends what that truth is. You know, my husband, or as I called him, micro schlong. That kind of thing. Could be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And that.

[Ali Breen]

But that'll get the views. That's the problem. It's a real crunch because the more crazy stuff she writes about him, the more, you know, viewership she'll get.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure you could start your own. You could get. That would be really popular, actually. People could get both sides.

[Christy Lee]

That's a great idea.

[Ali Breen]

Remember that girl, Olivia Newsy was a journalist who wrote a book, and then her journalist boyfriend started. Oh, my cat just knocked. Everything just started. A substack, dishing a bunch of dirt. That is a strategy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, good. Let's move on. We're talking with Ally Breen. A L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I spent. Say it and I spell it. Because you can write Ms. Breen by going to your favorite social media platform and digging around, and you'll find her and you can send her a letter like this one.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, my husband went out with his friends for his birthday and he made it seem like it was just a guy thing. But I found out that some other wives were there, and this isn't the first time that has happened. I don't know why. Some wives are welcome and some wives aren't, and I'm part of the group that isn't welcome. So I've been pressing him on it, and it is not going well. Any advice?

[Christy Lee]

You're not fun.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're one of the cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

Wives that doesn't have to babysit the man.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. I think these other wives who are there. A guy just went, fine, just come with me. God bless it.

[Christy Lee]

Do you think that's the way it is?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I think women beat men down to make decisions.

[Christy Lee]

But if some women are showing up.

[Tom Griswold]

Just let his wife come, too.

[Ali Breen]

I don't know. That's Christie's right. I think this guy's like, oh, my wife is gonna spoil the fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what it sounds like.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All the more reason you should just.

[Christy Lee]

Surprise them and show up, then just see how they all react.

[Josh Arnold]

You know how mad other guys get when the one guy brings his wife. Oh, you pull him aside and you go, will you have. Would you please grow a Set of balls and just tell her to stay home. You are. You have ruined the. The. The fishing weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like this may have happened to you.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't need to discuss it.

[Tom Griswold]

They're getting more like me every day.

[Chick McGee]

Discussion over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If other women are coming, then she should be able to do.

[Christy Lee]

That is interesting. Are they coming because they're not letting their husbands have fun or are they.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right. Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

And the group likes them around and you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

But she. But she should. They should be able to have their guy night, and she should be able to have her ladies night, and guys.

[Christy Lee]

Should have their own. Should she reach out to the other wives that show up and say, yo, are you invited? Or do you just crash this party?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hear it from them. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

They might be like, oh, my husband invited me.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. They're clueless to the fact that they beat them. They ground the man down. They are.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, Josh, look, Freud's on the. Freud's on the phone there, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's move on. Once again, we're speaking sexy time and sexy talk with Ali Breen. What have you got, Ally?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I've been dating a guy who's very close to his family. I met them early on and we got along great. So then about two months ago, his ex started sending him messages about how awful I was and how he should get back together with her. And I found out that his sister has stayed friends with the ex and feeding her information to help her get back with him. How do I confront the sister about this without making the whole family hate me or feel awkward?

[Josh Arnold]

You throw your phone in a river and you move a thousand miles away. That's the only thing you can do here.

[Chick McGee]

And ideally, change your name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Start a new life.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, we all get in that situation, or at least most of us, I think, in which you have either a brother or a sister or a kid that has a boyfriend slash girlfriend. You really like them.

[Chick McGee]

And what did you.

[Tom Griswold]

And then they break. Break up.

[Chick McGee]

What did you say about holiday pictures and things? Keep that in mind when you're taking.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, and it's. It can be really awkward.

[Christy Lee]

And how do you do that? How do you say, we don't want you in the picture?

[Chick McGee]

Or do you put them on one end? Easily croppable or just.

[Tom Griswold]

Just those that share my DNA. In this next one, there's a famous scene. I want to say it's in the Godfather where they're at the Wedding.

[Chick McGee]

Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

And they're taking the picture and all of a sudden. And he. He calls over his girlfriend. That's. That's. It's a classic moment. It's happened to everybody, man.

[Josh Arnold]

The phrase or the term easily croppable is hilarious. So good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, they've. And now they've got stuff. It's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

You can just make people disappear.

[Tom Griswold]

You just take your first.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, yeah. But I mean, put people anywhere now and get them out.

[Tom Griswold]

But the point is, it's not really about the pictures. It's about sometimes right or wrong, they think, oh, well, I really liked it when you dated Sylvia. I don't particularly care for Florence or whatever it might be. So what do you do? Sister needs a husband.

[Christy Lee]

Get a life of her own.

[Tom Griswold]

My God, you're not going to change her. So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, this is a. I think I'd leave it alone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think I would just ignore it.

[Ali Breen]

I think so, too. Because there's nothing. It's just going to create a fight.

[Christy Lee]

There's a reason the woman's an ex. I mean.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, now let's. We have time for one more letter. Ally?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

What have you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my wife and I just got married last year and our one year anniversary is falling on the same day as my best friend's bachelor party.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Ali Breen]

I asked if we could just celebrate our anniversary the day before or the day after, and she said fine. But just like that. And now she's been giving me pretty much the silent treatment ever since I asked her about it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Look at Josh.

[Jamie Lisso]

Just.

[Josh Arnold]

Just an unreasonable bitch.

[Jamie Lisso]

Unaccompanied.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. It wouldn't be. If it weren't a bachelor party, it wouldn't be quite as bad, but. Yeah. No, yeah, that's the.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the. The keg of dynamite.

[Josh Arnold]

Here, let her be.

[Christy Lee]

It does.

[Ali Breen]

Wait, go on. It says when I told her, she's clearly annoyed. She says she's not annoyed that I'm going. She's annoyed that it took me that long to figure out that it's the same date.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Ali Breen]

I guess I just have to give her a really great anniversary gift. But now I'm kind of in annoyed too. Is she being unreasonable?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, she's being completely unreasonable.

[Tom Griswold]

No, and I don't think she's telling.

[Ali Breen]

The truth about just being upset for that reason. I mean, she's probably upset for both reasons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When he comes home smelling like cigarettes and on their anniversary. Good luck.

[Ali Breen]

That's gonna be wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cigarettes and hood thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Ally.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Segment just makes me hate love.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I know what you mean.

[Christy Lee]

Just relationships and. And it's, you know, we're not all like this.

[Chick McGee]

It's worse out there than you think it is. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We just lost Al. Goodbye, Ally. I hope you're still listening. Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Kiss my ass, Ali.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio, there's Christy Lee. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jessica Alsman.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Christy kicked her little footstool down there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I can't reach the floor, so I have a little. Yeah, I have a little stool down here. And I just.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk.

[Christy Lee]

Don't laugh.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Tom, It's Trump.

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing. I'm not gonna. No, no, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh knows what I'm thinking. We're gonna. We're gonna move on. I've got a tactical question. During the Ali Breen segment, you guys were talking about some hockey show that's allegedly very popular.

[Christy Lee]

Rivalry, my friend.

[Chick McGee]

Allegedly very popular.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

Huh. Women love it.

[Christy Lee]

Women love it. And it's like the number. It's like the highest rated show. HBO on hbo. Like the highest ever.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's about gay hockey players.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they in the same team?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Well.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, they do play for the.

[Chick McGee]

Someone in the room seems to be an expert at.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, do you watch it, Ace?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I didn't know if it was cool.

[Tom Griswold]

So do they play in the same team? I don't understand.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, they don't. I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, if they. I have a question. This is for you, Josh. You're the hockey guy. If. So these two guys are in bed together. Together. If they bring in a third hockey player. Is that a hat trick?

[Josh Arnold]

I would call more of an odd man rush.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good, good, good. Good to know. Just. Just was kind of curious. Joining us in the studio, the pregnant Ms. Jessica Alsman.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

And, Jessica, when. Do you mind if I ask a couple quick questions?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

You're due when?

[Christy Lee]

February 24th.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. On the nose.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they going to induce or are they going to.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, I hope I go by.

[Tom Griswold]

Then because this is miserable, but.

[Josh Arnold]

So you are in the.

[Christy Lee]

That's 40.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncomfortable part of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, my ribs hurt.

[Josh Arnold]

Ribs hurt.

[Christy Lee]

My back hurts.

[Chick McGee]

You ever have that happen, Tom? Girl, Girl tells you if her ribs hurt, ever run into that problem?

[Christy Lee]

Where are you at? 32 weeks. 34 weeks. 34 weeks having to cut my socks.

[Tom Griswold]

Now because they aren't like they cut off the circulation.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God, Tom. She's one of.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And yesterday I was with my friend John, whose wife is pregnant. This is their first. So much like the progressive guy, Dr. Rick, I'm giving him all kinds of advice.

[Christy Lee]

This is her first.

[Tom Griswold]

And middle of this discussion, he pulls out his phone and shows me a picture of her swollen ankles. And I said, are you kidding me? Don't show that to anyone and do.

[Josh Arnold]

Not let her know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, take that picture. I told everybody, take that photograph and erase it immediately.

[Christy Lee]

Pictures of mine, because it's like my leg just goes straight to my foot.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's different.

[Christy Lee]

I'm like, where did my ankle go?

[Josh Arnold]

If Donnie took pictures of your ankles and we're showing them, everybody, they see what happened there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the pictures.

[Christy Lee]

We have her.

[Tom Griswold]

So now, just in case you weren't in a crabby mood, this will help. We have a news story. Your name is Jessica.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we distinguish you between the other Jessica in the building by she's a Jess and you're a Jessica. But go ahead, Christy, tell her.

[Christy Lee]

The insult name Karen has been replaced. Apparently, according to the New York Post, Jessica is now being used to refer. Refer to entitled, embracive and rude women. One of the most popular US baby names from 81 to 98. Jessica's are now old enough for young people to make fun of.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, you could take a pic. You could do Ashley.

[Christy Lee]

I think Ashley would have worked better, but that's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Or maybe. Who's really doing this? I am suspect of all these trends.

[Josh Arnold]

They're doing it in circles where. Not in spheres that we're not operating in.

[Chick McGee]

You certainly can't question Karen though, can you? I mean, that's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that and that became a thing after a bunch of news stories about it, Right?

[Christy Lee]

Two syllables.

[Tom Griswold]

And it works.

[Christy Lee]

Jessica's three.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave us alone, okay?

[Christy Lee]

We are entitled to not be bothered.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just the stuff. What was the other one? I remember that Orange is the New Black. Remember that became a thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was a TV show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. And then it became a TV show, but it started as a thing thing. And then everything. Everything was the new black.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, actually you do have that reverse. It was Everything is new Black. And then they named that book.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But Orange is the new black.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. So I'm just saying these things, they come and they go.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what the new black is right now. I don't know. This, this is a really good fashion question. Or very unfortunate. Socioethnic. Oh, let's just move forward.

[Christy Lee]

We have the fall color was burgundy. Everyone knows that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it was. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought the color of the year.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about the fall color for fashion. We're not talking about the color of the year. That's cloud or whatever. That's like a white. That's for 2026.

[Tom Griswold]

You pay attention to that stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

We did the story.

[Tom Griswold]

We did the whole story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you made us.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you, you, you wrote the story.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I know, but I wrote it.

[Chick McGee]

Or whatever the hell you do.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't for a moment believe it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But I'm going to make my decisions based on, you know, what you see on the Internet. Yeah. What agrees with your a guy named Mr. Renee decided the color of the.

[Chick McGee]

Year was what do we know about.

[Tom Griswold]

When he's not watching a hockey game?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, what do we know about Mr. Renee? That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks again to Jeff Crocker for getting us set up with Bill glass.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Crocker.

[Tom Griswold]

Dr. Jeff Crocker of King of the favorite listener Frontier.

[Josh Arnold]

What a pleasure to talk to Bill glass.

[Tom Griswold]

He plays Dr. Rick with a, with, we learned a. With a fake mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

Dude, that's a great looking fake mustache. Anybody not think that was real?

[Tom Griswold]

Thought it was real.

[Chick McGee]

And how, how his appearance changes with.

[Christy Lee]

Mustache without better than Superman.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he looked fairly hip. He wasn't wearing the.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't Clark. You can't just put a fake mustache. That would have been better.

[Josh Arnold]

Just glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Have they ever done that in one of the Superman movies? Have them. You know, get, get the spirit gum and put on a big stash and then maybe a pair of wire rim glasses and really make him look different. Well, these are the important questions we like to pursue on this program. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Hey, I'm Chris Van Fleet, host of the number one podcast Insight with Chris Van Fleet. On the show, I sit down with the biggest names in pro wrestling, sports, film and beyond. These are real long form conversations that go behind the scenes and beyond the headlines with people like John Cena, the undertaker, Cody Rhodes and more. We talk mindset, motivation and what it takes to succeed. This is Insight with Chris Family. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.