The BOB & TOM Show - January 15, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast – January 15, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends its signature mix of comedy, news, sports, and banter, focusing on roadwork hassles (with the classic song "Orange Barrels"), reflections on childhood sports heroes, and an extended riff on the identity of actor Bill Glass (Dr. Rick from the Progressive Insurance commercials) versus the famous football player with the same name. The crew also covers upcoming Valentine’s Day plans, listener letters (ranging from bathroom etiquette to blimp nostalgia), a bit of Bigfoot skepticism and more, complete with their trademark comic detours and playful roast of their own quirks.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. “Orange Barrels” & Road Rage (00:24-02:21)

• Pat Godwin performs the fan-favorite song "Orange Barrels," poking fun at pervasive road construction and the workers—Larry, Darrell, and Darrell—who never seem to be doing any work.
• The cast discusses the universal experience of dealing with construction ("Will the work get done? Well, no one knows..." – Pat Godwin, 02:01): relatable and comic.
• Sets a lighthearted, observational tone.

2. Intros, Banter & Cast Rollcall (03:01-04:00)

• After the song, Tom Griswold sets up a busy agenda and recaps the "Orange Barrels" request.
• Classic cast chemistry as Chick McGee and others riff about silly debates on what counts as a “song.”
• Christy Lee thanks the group for scarf compliments, demonstrating their friendly razzing.

3. Actor Bill Glass & Name Confusion (04:20-13:07)

• Tom highlights the popularity of their interview with Bill Glass—famous in Progressive’s Dr. Rick ads (“You don’t talk like your parents!”).
• The group humorously explores confusion between Bill Glass, the actor, and Bill Glass, legendary Cleveland Browns defensive lineman.
• Rabbit hole: old Browns players’ names (“Lou the Toe Groza”), football nostalgia, and how old nicknames have aged.
• Quote: “Bill Glass was a terrific Cleveland Brown... of course, the world champion Cleveland Browns just before they had a Super Bowl.” – Tom Griswold, 08:30
• The digression turns into discussion of sports aliases and the innocence of bygone eras.

4. Childhood Sports Heroes (09:43-12:29)

• Each cast member shares their childhood sports idols, revealing quirky favorites (Mike Vanderjagt the kicker, Todd Zeal the catcher, Bart Starr for Christy due to a neighborhood crush).
• Discussion of Peyton Manning’s “idiot kicker” quote, leading to joking about sports superstitions and irrational childhood fandoms.
• “Every friend group has that guy who gets everybody in trouble and starts the fight.”—Chick McGee, 33:27

5. Listener Letters & Comic Reportage (14:00+ and sporadically throughout)

• Regular reading and roasting of listener letters, covering:
  • Etiquette for Valentine’s Day dates (do you celebrate on Feb 13 if the restaurant is full on the 14th?).
  • The ever-deepening bathroom mystery at the studio (toilet seats, paper towel loading crimes, and standing vs. sitting debate).
  • Humorous Thomisms (“My wife told me she was water hungry. Oh, I said, you mean thirsty.” – 19:37)
  • Observations about blimps and their lingering brand value.
• The cast pokes fun at Tom for detailed, pointless blimp stories, comparing seeing one to the unexpected thrill of surprise fireworks.

6. Blimps, Balloons, and Viagra Jokes (20:24-24:38)

• Extended riff on blimps (Goodyear, MetLife, Fuji) and a dearly departed era when small blimps hovered in indoor stadiums.
• Tom pitches the Cialis/Viagra blimp, which would slowly angle upward over a game ("The implication is obvious. Turgid, throbbing member, I believe...”—Tom, 23:28); the running gag is roasted by all.

7. Wordle, Bedwetting, and Running Gags (28:44-32:29, 81:06-84:33)

• The positive impact of Pat Godwin’s bedwetting song on younger listeners. “Yeah, see, I’m not alone!”—a parent relays their daughter’s reaction.
• The cast discusses Wordle bots, optimal starter words, and the rise of overly obscure answers; Pat performs a “Wordle” song: “Wake up early, slow as a turtle, check my phone, do my Wordle...” (83:17).

8. Sports Desk with Chick McGee (43:08+; scattered throughout)

• Teases NFL rumors (John Harbaugh’s next job), discussion of a record for juggling a soccer ball (with confusion about the number of panels on a regulation ball—“way more than I would have thought and way too confusing”–Tom, 46:48), and the latest on college coaching musical chairs.
• Quirky sports facts: 60,000-year-old poison arrowhead discovery (“shoot that poison arrow!”), youth hockey brawls ("The fight broke out... multiple children tackling and punching one another” – 71:38), sports hero product tie-ins (Bijan Dijon mustard), and a segment where each cast member imagines what they would be President of (dogs, nachos, boobs, oral pleasure, etc.).

9. Restaurant Names (“Dairy King”), Sweet Potato News, and More (29:57-104:13)

• Discusses odd fast food offshoots (Dairy King), then launches into the extended comic routine on a man who put a sweet potato in his rectum, leading to Pat’s “Sweet Potato Poop” song: “Took a sweet potato poop out of CVS...” (105:03).
• More letters, puns, and playful jabs.

10. Car Touchscreens & Dangerous Design (118:09-121:50)

• Christy Lee reports on automakers reconsidering touchscreens after studies link them to distracted driving.
• Group agrees buttons and dials are preferable, bemoaning “infotainment” overload. Tom claims to have ditched a car due to a confusing radio (disbelief ensues).

11. Al Jackson Segment (125:20-138:13)

• Comedian Al Jackson joins to quiz Tom on current slang: this week’s word is “bananagrams” (“It was bananagrams in there!” means wild/crazy/fun).
• They reminisce about old football, hip-hop lyrics referencing day jobs, and debate newly-minted dictionary entries ("frost-jacking," i.e., warming your car and someone stealing it).

12. Quirky News: Cannoli, Bigfoot, and Sloth Procreation (141:38+)

• A Brooklyn bakery’s viral five-pound cannoli, which turns out to be a giant shell filled with 30 small cannolis. (“Doesn’t count!"–Josh Arnold, 142:40)
• Bigfoot sightings north of NYC (Tom remains a staunch skeptic: “Just hairy drunks…")
• The second-oldest known sloth (age 35) becomes a father again, sparking speculation about how slow sloth sex might be.

13. Are You Dead? App & Foreign Language Syndrome (155:54-159:45)

• Reports on a trending Chinese app, “Are You Dead?” which prompts users to check in every two days or notifies emergency contacts.
• Story of an American man who wakes up from knee surgery suddenly fluent in Spanish (“Foreign Language Syndrome”)—cast is intrigued, albeit skeptical.
• Brain quirks, musical savants, and the mystery of neurological oddities discussed.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Blimps are special…it’s like, hey, here’s something fantastic!” – Tom Griswold (21:17)
• “You know, every friend group has that guy who gets everybody into trouble and starts the fight.” – Chick McGee (33:27)
• “Can you imagine what it would be like to have a touchdown in your mouth?” – Chick McGee, riffing on Bijan’s mustard slogan (79:04)
• “It’d be like if someone walked in here and had lobster tails with nice, warm butter…” – Tom Griswold, on random delights in life (25:22)
• “Why do they call it Deland? Well, Christy, it’s not too far from Da-sea.” – Classic Tom pun (42:35)
• “President of oral pleasure…now, is this…are you still president of all?” – Josh Arnold (63:31), during ‘Presidents’ riff.

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Key Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:24–02:21: Pat Godwin performs “Orange Barrels.”
• 04:20–13:07: Bill Glass (Dr. Rick) discussion; football name confusion.
• 09:43–12:29: Childhood sports heroes segment.
• 20:24–24:38: Viagra/Cialis blimp ad gag.
• 28:44–32:29: Bedwetting song, emotional listener feedback.
• 43:08–50:00: Sports desk: Harbaugh, World Cup, and football trivia.
• 81:06–84:33: Wordle bot story & Pat’s “Wordle” song.
• 104:13–107:13: Sweet potato in rectum news & Pat's “Sweet Potato Poop.”
• 118:09–121:50: Touchscreens, buttons, and car frustration.
• 125:20–138:13: Al Jackson slang quiz (“bananagrams”), football nostalgia.
• 141:38–143:44: Cannoli news, “doesn’t count” riff.
• 143:39–147:49: Bigfoot, conspiracy theory skepticism.
• 155:54–157:21: “Are You Dead?” app phenomenon.
• 157:44–159:43: Foreign Language Syndrome story.

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Tone & Style

• The show retains its classic, irreverent, and rapid-fire style—banter alternates between topical comedy, pop culture rants, and unfiltered personal confession.
• The hosts constantly riff off of one another, with punchlines, callbacks, and playful sarcasm.
• Listener letters add a participatory, community feel.
• Ad reads and promo bits are woven amid content without breaking the joking atmosphere.

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Useful for Listeners Who Missed the Show

This episode is emblematic of The BOB & TOM Show’s formula—alternating between sketches (“Orange Barrels,” parody songs), news-driven silliness, honest group therapy on childhood obsessions and insecurities, and an unapologetic celebration of dad humor. It delivers both light, laugh-out-loud moments (blimp Viagra gags, cannoli outrage, bathroom faux-pas) and quirky, sometimes even touching interludes (bedwetting song for kids, the unspoken camaraderie of childhood heroes). If you relish spontaneous detours and inside jokes born in real-time, this episode encapsulates the enduring, communal zaniness that keeps the show’s legion of fans coming back.

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Additional Highlights

• Ongoing in-jokes: Dairy King, “President of nachos/boobs/dogs/oral pleasure,” bathroom etiquette wars.
• Regular callbacks to earlier segments (e.g., Dr. Rick, Peyton’s “idiot kicker,” the eternal blimp fascination).
• Moments of genuine connection, such as addressing listener struggles (bedwetting), and self-aware meta-commentary about their own radio antics.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Pat Godwin]

Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels look looking back at me look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel looking back at me. They have signs that say slow down. I drive 25 through town. Their faces are dark and dirty and brown Their look came back at me Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels why can't I be free? Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next orange barrel in their orange vest apparel looking back at me they stand in their stinking sweat I haven't seen them working yet. They have to pee in a portalette and their butt crack smiles at me if I could fly I'd leave this worm behind and I'd free up my mind from this debris Any orange barrels looking back at me Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see orange barrels, orange barrels looking back at me. Look at Larry, Darrell and Darrell standing next to the orange barrel in their orange vest apparel. They piss off my girlfriend Carol who's sitting next to me. We drive through the rain and snow through orange barrels.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Will the work get done?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, no one knows it remains a.

[Ace Cosby]

My.

[Pat Godwin]

Orange barrels, orange barrels.

[Chick McGee]

Yellow. Come on in. Take off your skin Dance around in your bones.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds very provocative.

[Chick McGee]

Erotic. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you want some of this before we start the show?

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Chick, I like that scarf.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Well done.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Willie Griswold.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

In the house, there's Josh Arnold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

At the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby.

[Willie Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Tom shaking his shirt out. Good morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. We have a lot going on here, as usual. Now that was a special request for Todd Yan's a classic song featuring the Bob and Tom Band and Orchestra. Great arrangement by Steve Ali of the song Orange Barrels and Honor.

[Chick McGee]

Which is it?

[Tom Griswold]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Band and orchestra? Isn't it one or the other? Am I. Am I nitpicking you?

[Josh Arnold]

I typically take that to mean there are. There's both brass and strings.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I can't remember if there are strings on that one. I'll have to listen to it again.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't we waste it seemed like a whole week debating if an instrumental is a song or not.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

We sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And we. But did we ever reach a salient point?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know if we concluded. Yeah, I'm. I'm. And then there are those songs that. That have no words, except then you realize, oh, wait a minute. They shout out one thing in the middle of it.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Like tequila.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What does that make it?

[Chick McGee]

A song? That's a good song.

[Tom Griswold]

It gets it. It is a good one. That. Going out to Zafras. Zafras, currently driving a truck.

[Chick McGee]

His name's Zafras?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Quite a name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, that's his name. I can't help it. He says, I'm not. Sorry for bothering you at work, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. He goes, I'm a trucker. I deal with orange barrels every day. Oh, sure. Oh, yeah. I certainly know the feeling. We have a lot of other things to get to, but yesterday on the show, it was about this time. I promised we'd have a very special guest. And I promised you'd like him. And the verdict was yes.

[Christy Lee]

Resounding. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How much longer are we going to put up with this? You wallowing in your championship?

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is we're not.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

We enjoyed it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We enjoyed it very much. And don't ruin it. And the story.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's not the end of the story.

[Chick McGee]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

I am bringing it up for a reason. Because we have a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I promise you that. We have a special guest. And you guys always. Poo, poo.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then. And then what happened when he came on?

[Tom Griswold]

You guys loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, we did. Okay. That's the story.

[Tom Griswold]

The story's not over. We have a letter here.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Our guest, in case you missed it, was the actor Bill Glass.

[Chick McGee]

And I can't believe you didn't mention your connection with Bill Glass.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what we're going to get to. Oh, Now, Bill Glass, for those of you that don't know his name, and I would not have known his name, but as I said yesterday, you'll know who it is immediately, but you probably won't recognize. You won't know his name. Excuse me. Yeah. Bill Glass is the actor who portrays Dr. Rick in those great progressive insurance commercials. You don't talk like your parents.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

They're really. They're as funny as anything on tv. And I mean, you got to add it to progressive. I think maybe Josh pointed out they've got two different kind of themed storylines going with flow.

[Josh Arnold]

The Flow verse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And the Dr. Rick.

[Christy Lee]

And both very handed to their ad agency.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very funny.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we had a chance to talk to. To Bill. To Bill Glass, and it was Great. It was really fun. We've posted that on our various social media platforms.

[Christy Lee]

Follow him on Instagram. We doubled his numbers yesterday. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Good, good, good, good.

[Christy Lee]

Now we did.

[Tom Griswold]

And Willie knows this. He's a Chicago improv guy from way. From way back, which is an experience that Willie has gone through and is going to be going through again soon. All the great improv troops in Chicago. That's one of the reasons I'm in radio, because I saw an improv troupe called the Reification Company touring in Florida and they were a Chicago based improv troupe. They were wonderful. But man, this looks like a cool thing to do. But.

[Chick McGee]

So naturally you went into radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, yeah. Just saying. I just, I realized nobody's gonna call him on this.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Tom, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this show is kind of improvisational, kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, very.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think there's the connection. So. So now this gentleman's name is Bill Glass. He's. And he's, he's like, he's an actor. He's out there getting gigs and he's been on all kinds of TV shows.

[Chick McGee]

Walking us through. An actor in Hollywood.

[Tom Griswold]

Just a second. This is. I'm trying to get to my point.

[Chick McGee]

I wish.

[Tom Griswold]

Now his name is Bill Glass.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This triggered a memory for me of the famed lineman from the 60s era Cleveland Browns also named Bill Glass. I'm surprised Tom didn't remember. Thanks for the good times. This is from John. I did remember, but I didn't want to muddy the waters really. Well, but you remember, I mean, Bill.

[Chick McGee]

Glass was a defensive lineman for the Browns Now, Reverend, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I think he became an ordained.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was a kid growing up, there were all those names. Dick Schaffraff, Lou the Toe Groza I knew was coming. You remember Lou the Toe Groza, don't you?

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, yeah, I do. Because in a joke chicken, a chick.

[Tom Griswold]

And I are old enough to know that was it. Jan Stenerud was the first guy to kick. I forget to kick soccer style.

[Chick McGee]

One of the gogle ax, I think was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Was Lou the Toe Grozer, the one that didn't have a toe?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, that was Tom Densy. That was Tom. That was Tom. No, Toe Dempsey.

[Ace Cosby]

It wasn't like a bald guy he.

[Chick McGee]

Called girly, but that shows you how innocent times were. That was his nickname, the Toe.

[Tom Griswold]

And but yeah, Bill Glass was a terrific. Cleveland Brown, of course, the world champion Cleveland Browns just before they had a Super Bowl.

[Ace Cosby]

Bill Glass Was the Cleveland Brown, the actor?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. This. The. There was a guy named Bill Glass.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, it is confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree.

[Ace Cosby]

It did get a little confusing there.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I didn't bring it up. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Awesome, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I'm so glad that we got to.

[Ace Cosby]

Learn about Bill Glass.

[Tom Griswold]

And I didn't bring it up. This guy did. John golden brought it up.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, but as Josh pointed out many times, no would be aware of that letter had you not read it. Yeah, this ain't tv. They're not looking over your shoulder.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you don't have to read it.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, it is tv, but you know what I mean?

[Tom Griswold]

What you're saying is you want Mark fired for bringing this letter to me.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

A little bit. Not fired. Suspended.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe a day or two, to be fair.

[Chick McGee]

With pay, I think. And I think.

[Josh Arnold]

But I enjoy that, actually, you're right. Mark. Mark, first off deserves a suspense because he would enjoy.

[Christy Lee]

He has to read all these mails, all these emails.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you have? I think we could go around the horn. Okay, I'll do it this way.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, when you were a little kid, was there a team you followed? Was it the St. Louis Rams? Was it the Cardinals? Was it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, there was never any football for me. It was either the Blues or the Cardinals. The St. Louis Cardinals baseball team.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, and now, which players, when you were a really little kid, did you remember their names and looked up to and wanted their autograph?

[Josh Arnold]

There was a catcher named Todd Zeal that I liked because, yeah, I don't really know why, but I just liked him.

[Christy Lee]

And just because I'm a girl, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Followed football back then, probably way more than I did.

[Christy Lee]

I was a Packers fan because in fifth was I fifth grade, maybe somebody came to visit our neighborhood and his name was Marcus Brock. And I fell in love and he lived in Green Bay. So right there, I became a Packers fan. Marcus, if you're out there, he probably is going, what the heck? But I mean, yeah, and then I, Bart Starr, and then that whole team.

[Tom Griswold]

When you're little and you know you have those posters in your room. Willie, who was it for? You.

[Ace Cosby]

I mean, Reggie Miller and Peyton Manning are the obvious two, but the weird one, I loved Mike Vanderjet.

[Tom Griswold]

The kicker.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

I made you buy me a Mike vanderjad away jersey. My friends made fun of me so much. Why did you get away jersey? For the kicker.

[Josh Arnold]

You lose.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the one that Peyton was mocking on the air that one day?

[Chick McGee]

Idiot kicker.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it Banderjet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

And there's some story he told either a young Bob Sanders or Dwight Freeney, like, hey, man, back off on special teams. I'm trying to make these tackles, too. He was a real weird guy. He owns a bar in Tampa now, I think. I don't know a lot about him.

[Tom Griswold]

But the point here is every. When you're little, you get these. These sports heroes. Pat, did you happen to have one?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Notre Dame. Han, Rady Seymour was the split end. Then of course, Joe Theisman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Hanratty and Seymour on the COVID of Sports Illustrated.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Terry Hanratty. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Magee. Who was it for you? Was it. Did you follow the Browns or the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I started following the Browns and I went to the packers and I went to Washington, and the rest is history.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you were a little kid, which was the poster you had, if.

[Chick McGee]

You had one, what was the. Oh, they actually. A lot of baseball stuff. A lot of baseball. The Reds were really going crazy when I was a kid, so.

[Tom Griswold]

And as everyone. Machine is, everyone knows, for me, it was Vic Davilio.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Cleveland Indian, the victor.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Just died a couple years ago now.

[Chick McGee]

Hail of bullets.

[Josh Arnold]

What happened there?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we better not talk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you know, the way things are going, that might be how. Mr. Davilio, let's take a look back.

[Chick McGee]

It's Peyton Manning talking about Mike Vanderjagt.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm about to go in and throw a touchdown to Jerry Rice. We're honoring the hall of Fame. We're talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth off.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Al, Dan. What is the Sports World Company to. We're talking about idiot kickers. He has ruined kickers for life. These guys are great guys. They've been getting killed all week because our idiot ran his math. So when I get home, I'll deal with it.

[Chick McGee]

Funny. That's him on the sideline of the Pro bowl, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm pretty sure with it, eight.

[Ace Cosby]

Weeks after that, he got Ven as his kicker. They got Vanderj out of there pretty quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And Venator. Rather good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, Bill Glass, actor, versus the late Bill Glass. Cleveland Brown and Bachelor of Divinity degree, by the way, from Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so almost legit.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you for clearing that up. We really appreciate you clearing that up.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there were three or four people in the entire country when they heard that name. I'm surprised Tom hasn't Mentioned Bill Glass, the great football player. Maybe in tomorrow's show we can do a little bit on Dick Schaffraff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. I can't wait.

[Chick McGee]

I can't think of any way to stop you.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Dick Shaft rap sound kind of like a disease?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm afraid we'd have to take off the first three inches. You have a worst case of Dick Shaft I've ever seen. What?

[Josh Arnold]

It came back.

[Chick McGee]

Penicillin, brother.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, more letters. You can reach us Bob and tom and tom.com. happy to hear from you on whatever the topic is. Thank you, Mr. Zafras. And thank you, Mr. Golden, for pointing. Right now, I want to say, let's. You know, we've got Valentine's Day coming up just around the corner. And I've. I've said many times, love, exciting and new. Valentine's Day this year is on a Saturday. So at some point today, if you want to get reservations for you and your sweetie, good luck. Yeah, we'll get them today. It's going to be or go on the 13th. What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think girls go on the.

[Christy Lee]

13Th the day before. Then you don't have to worry about it.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you agree that there are some girls who. Who won't appreciate that? Oh, yes or no?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You're probably right. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

And I remember the letter we had yesterday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

About the anniversary guy that didn't want to go to his anniversary with his wife because he wanted to go to his buddy's bachelor party. Yeah, well, that's a mistake.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he wanted to move it a day, but she was upset about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So that'll.

[Chick McGee]

I'll go to your birthday celebration. As long as there are whores there.

[Tom Griswold]

We're kind of getting off topic, Josh. I blame myself.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, okay. I take the bullet here. Stephen Singer Jewelers. Stephen knows that Valentine's Day is just around the corner. And I can tell you this, they always sell out. What am I talking about? The brand new gold dipped roses. Every season he does a new one. This one's gorgeous. It's the sunset rose. It's 24 karat. I'm sorry. It's a rose dipped in 24 karat gold. You know how gold prices are these days. But that doesn't stop Stephen from making this a great bargain. You go to ihatestevensinger.com, people collect them. These roses last forever and they're a great value. But you can see them by going to ihatestevensinger.com they're guaranteed to last a lifetime. And of course, if you want to make a big impression on Valentine's Day, since it's a Saturday, you may want to also have maybe a bracelet dangling from that rose like the At Last bracelet, a terrific value. And a beautiful bracelet from Stephen Singer, the Sunset Rose. You can see it once [e-mail] Free shipping, of course. And of course, the Steven Singer guarantee. When it comes to things like diamonds, they're all real diamonds. And you could always upgrade. If you got her some diamond earrings last year, you want to make them even bigger, you can upgrade. Yeah, you can get the details. And again, free and fast shipping order that anything today from Steven Singer. It'll be out by 2 o'.

[Chick McGee]

Clock.

[Tom Griswold]

If you get the order in before 2 o' clock Eastern, it's out the door today. I hate stevensinger.com. you can check one thing off your list if you take care of that. What's coming up in sports?

[Chick McGee]

Ah, well, John Harbaugh might have a new job. Rumors are of flying soccer makes the sports broadcast today along with. Are you Sagittarius? No, I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And hockey fight. Hockey fight. But we don't know a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

If it's making the news, we'll talk about it. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Are you're a Sagittarius?

[Chick McGee]

Children. Hockey fight.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. Small children.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I am Sagittarius.

[Tom Griswold]

So does that mean you are Sagittarian?

[Chick McGee]

It does, yes. Oh, I believe. Capricornian.

[Christy Lee]

Aquarian.

[Chick McGee]

Aquarian.

[Ace Cosby]

Capricorni.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a vegetarian.

[Chick McGee]

Cancer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you are.

[Chick McGee]

We've heard. I bet you're not. You say things like you pee out of that. Stuff like that. You're not fooling this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. That's all coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. @ the Silac Insurance News center, it's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

Morning. Josh Arnold. At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby addy. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Let's see now. We got a bunch of letters here we've got to get.

[Chick McGee]

To. Emails brought to you by sleep number. Enjoy personalized comfort for better sleep night after night. Ah, it's the Buy More, Save More event. Let's have a moment of sighing for our sleep number Beds. Save on beds, bases, pillows and more. Or do you say.

[Josh Arnold]

Pilla? Oh, I don't say.

[Chick McGee]

Pillow. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start.

[Tom Griswold]

Pilla. I believe pilla is no longer.

[Chick McGee]

Huge.

[Tom Griswold]

Pilla.

[Christy Lee]

Pillow.

[Tom Griswold]

What? Never.

[Josh Arnold]

Mind. His intention is that a guy who has a bunch of commercials about pillows says pilla and he.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn'T. He doesn't at.

[Josh Arnold]

All. In fact, it's a very clear.

[Chick McGee]

Pillow. I was preferring I was ref to Mike Myers and. And I married anyway, only at sleep number or sleep number dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Let's see now we're getting back to our mail. But did I read this letter about Bill.

[Christy Lee]

Glass?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Do you want a.

[Tom Griswold]

Thomism?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Evan says my wife told me she was water hungry. Oh, I said, you mean.

[Ace Cosby]

Thirsty. You know, sometimes there is a difference though. Sometimes you really are water.

[Christy Lee]

Hungry. Kind of. On a related note, hello gang. Never heard if you've read my letters on the air. Well, Ian, we're doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Now. Well, Ian, why don't you give us your number. We can call you personally and tell you when they're gonna be.

[Christy Lee]

On. He's in Montana. Ian says pickle juice. They make it in little shots at five hour energy. Keep one by your bed. It'll relieve the cramp in seconds. In the middle of the night.

[Tom Griswold]

Tommy? Yeah, I.

[Christy Lee]

Have. Works.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. Terrible. Charlie Horse woke me up the other night. I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Brutal. I've had.

[Tom Griswold]

It. And it was my own fault. I had managed to not eat lunch or dinner. Hadn't said and I didn't realize last thing I Had to drink was a coffee at nine in the.

[Chick McGee]

Morning. Atta.

[Christy Lee]

Boy. So how can you do.

[Ace Cosby]

That? You got to drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Water. I just got busy and forgot. But as soon as I got the cramp, I realized wait a minute, I haven't had anything. Wow. But yeah, that's a good.

[Christy Lee]

Tip. That's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

Tip. And who was you were. I think Chick was saying they serve pickle juice on the.

[Chick McGee]

Sidelines. NFL. They've known it forever. Dear Bob at Tom show another.

[Josh Arnold]

Thomas. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. The other day my wife and I were outside and there was a athletic. A sporting event going on in our area and we looked up above our head and there was a.

[Josh Arnold]

Blimp.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Pointed to show my wife and she said, oh, it's an air.

[Tom Griswold]

Submarine. That is.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That's from Chris with a K.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I. And I know you disagree with me on this. I think it's super cool to see blimps. I just love.

[Ace Cosby]

Them.

[Willie Griswold]

Girls. Look at.

[Ace Cosby]

That. A.

[Tom Griswold]

Blimp. I mean it's special. It usually means there's some cool game going on. It's special and it's even. It's even funny when there's a blimp hovering over a domed stadium. But I just think it's great. Just like, hey, here's something fantastic. Look at this. They do do that floating.

[Chick McGee]

Airship. I'd still. I still like to see their closed stadiums with the blimp flying.

[Christy Lee]

Over. They do that just for.

[Chick McGee]

Tv. Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. A lot of the cities the.

[Chick McGee]

Blimp flying overhead is not for the people in the stadium. It's for the people watching on tv.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I. Which ones are left? Obviously the Goodyear blimps. That's sort.

[Josh Arnold]

Of. The MetLife has.

[Chick McGee]

One. That's the workhorse of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Industry. Yeah. But is. Is the Fujifilm thing over, I.

[Christy Lee]

Assume. I would think nobody uses film anymore. Very few.

[Josh Arnold]

People. It's gotta be. It'd be a total waste of money for.

[Tom Griswold]

The. And I haven't seen. I haven't seen the blimps that they used to have inside stadiums lately. Was there an accident or.

[Chick McGee]

Something? What do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Mean? You know the tiny ones that.

[Tom Griswold]

Drop. Yeah, they would have. They would have like the eight foot blimp and it'd be puttering around inside a domed.

[Christy Lee]

Stadium. I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Know. I saw one in an arena about two years ago, so I.

[Tom Griswold]

Don'T. Yeah, okay. Because those I thought were.

[Josh Arnold]

Great. Yeah, they're cool. But I always wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

To. I am a blimp fan. Those are Great. And as you know, I. I came up with possibly the greatest marketing idea in history for either Cialis.

[Chick McGee]

Levitra. Get.

[Tom Griswold]

Comfortable. What's the other one? Viagra. Viagra, yeah. Levitra, yeah. Which would be like, you have the Cialis blimp, and I ran this by a friend of mine that works for Eli.

[Christy Lee]

Lilly. I can see how far it went.

[Chick McGee]

Another. Another winner from you.

[Ace Cosby]

Tom. Yeah, you just said that like it was proof it was a good.

[Christy Lee]

Idea. Yeah, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Know. She dismissed it immediately, but the idea if this. Let me get a fake blimp here, okay? Say this is your blimp here, and then it's going around like this, and it's just got the Viagra or the Cialis logo on it. And then by halftime, this could be easily done with ballast. For those of you that sail, you know what I'm talking about. You could adjust the ballast so the blimp would be at a 45 degree angle to the ground. And I think the implication is.

[Chick McGee]

Obvious. What is the.

[Tom Griswold]

Implication? Just to be clear, turgid, throbbing member, I believe is where we're going with this. I mean, it would be. It would be everywhere. So I'm sure we could actually fake this with AI somehow. Yeah. Oh, it'd be so cool. You know, admittedly, the folks driving the thing would be staring straight up. You'd have to put like a window in the bottom of the.

[Chick McGee]

Airship. Or maybe it has a self leveling gondola. Yeah, there you.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. Oh, yeah, good.

[Chick McGee]

Idea. You're.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome. You're thinking you should be working for.

[Chick McGee]

NASA? No, I just join you in the insanity. I'll meet you where you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Buddy. But if you're. I can remember a couple years ago, I was driving back from this horse thing with one of my daughters. She was doing this horse therapy. Equine therapy, they call.

[Ace Cosby]

It. That horse was a terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Therapist. It was.

[Ace Cosby]

Great. Never asked about her.

[Josh Arnold]

Feelings. I mean, always looking at his.

[Ace Cosby]

Watch.

[Chick McGee]

So. I know about BoJack Horseman, but there's another horse, a.

[Tom Griswold]

Therapist. But it was great. I mean, I were driving back and I. And it was. It was in the middle of winter and it was. There was snow all over the place and it was in the middle of nowhere. I remember taking a turn. All of a sudden there was a gigantic blimp up ahead. What's that? But it just. It's something.

[Christy Lee]

Special. What was it doing.

[Tom Griswold]

There? Who knows? I think it was probably on its way to somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Else. Oh, very.

[Tom Griswold]

Important.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They're always on their way to some place a Sporting event. Something very.

[Tom Griswold]

Important. It's kind of like if you were just driving on, all of a sudden you saw fireworks at night. Like, whoa, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Great. Do you get that feeling when you see hot air balloons as.

[Tom Griswold]

Well? Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hey, put that up on an alien trying to be a human. Wow, look, fireworks. Those are.

[Ace Cosby]

Great. Thank you for giving us a comparison to how we should relate to your story. We weren't appreciating enough. I'm glad you mentioned the fireworks thing. It really is like seeing.

[Tom Griswold]

Fireworks. But I mean, okay, fourth of July, you see fireworks. I get it. But it's. Is it dark out right now? If you walked outside right now and there were.

[Josh Arnold]

Fireworks. Wow, that is.

[Pat Godwin]

Great. The city was on.

[Tom Griswold]

Fire. It'd be like if somebody walked in here right now and had, like, lobster tails with nice. Nice warm butter and what? A little bit of.

[Chick McGee]

Steak. Hey, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Special. What We. We are. We are listening to a.

[Chick McGee]

Madman. Yeah, I was kind.

[Josh Arnold]

Of. I was kind of kidding about all cognitive.

[Chick McGee]

Reasoning. Idiot part. He's really embraced.

[Tom Griswold]

It. You got to embrace the special things in.

[Josh Arnold]

Life. There's lots. We do. I think we enjoy all.

[Chick McGee]

This. Yeah, I think we're.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine. Yeah, I've ridden in the Goodyear blimp.

[Christy Lee]

You. Yes, we've.

[Chick McGee]

Heard. So. So am I. And the Fuji blimp and the Diet Pepsi blimp and the Budweiser and the Mickey Mouse.

[Josh Arnold]

Balloon. Will someone get grandpa his.

[Tom Griswold]

Pills? Now here's something that doesn't happen.

[Chick McGee]

Anymore. He has. He has.

[Tom Griswold]

More. I need a witness for.

[Ace Cosby]

This. I'm actually just here on here now intermittently, just to check in on.

[Tom Griswold]

Him. A lot.

[Pat Godwin]

Better. You should come in.

[Tom Griswold]

More.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You ain't got.

[Chick McGee]

No. You could be so many other. Were.

[Tom Griswold]

You. I think either chicken, maybe Ace. Possibly. Christy. We used to do these occasionally. We would do these broadcasts from Disney World. Yeah, they used to do. They would have, like, a radio row thing, and they would have a hundred radio stations all there for some.

[Chick McGee]

New riders, and all of them talking like.

[Tom Griswold]

This. I think Disney only did this for a year or so. But we were there walking because.

[Chick McGee]

They got tired of everybody talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Like, hey, Mickey Mouse. Do you remember the. The. What do they call the, like, hang glider things that are.

[Chick McGee]

Motorized? The little.

[Tom Griswold]

Parasail. Yeah, the.

[Christy Lee]

Ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Ultralights. Yeah, the ultra lights. And they would fly over. They were driven. They were driven by the characters. They were guy guys or ladies in character.

[Josh Arnold]

Suits. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Way. They did it very.

[Christy Lee]

Briefly. Gonna say. I don't remember.

[Chick McGee]

That. That's a Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Idea. It was really cool. And I'm assuming it was probably fairly.

[Chick McGee]

Dangerous. You know, if I was driving along the highway and I looked up and saw a paraglider driven by Goofy. Yeah. Say, hey, that's really.

[Tom Griswold]

Something. Someone can corroborate.

[Christy Lee]

That. I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Yeah. And those were fun.

[Christy Lee]

Broadcasts. They.

[Tom Griswold]

Were. But Chick's right because you. You'd walk around and we get.

[Christy Lee]

To get in the park before anybody else. That was so.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. You see all, all those radio douchebags with their. Hey, how's it.

[Chick McGee]

Going? Regular radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Clown. I was, I was on a star tours yesterday and you know, I.

[Chick McGee]

Think I met you backstage and a Bruce Horby.

[Tom Griswold]

Show. Remember that? Now this is a very fine letter here. This comes to us from Sean with the H, A, W, N. I've been listening since the late 80s. Do you remember a bit with Tim Allen talking about the Pillsbury.

[Josh Arnold]

Doughboy? That's one of his classic.

[Tom Griswold]

Bits. Yes. And we got it right here. Oh, and Tim Allen is actually doing some live shows, some live standup. Once again. In fact, he's going to be in Las Vegas Saturday, April 18th. And he's going to be at the Bob Hope Theater in Stockton, California. That's just around the corner. Saturday, February 7th. But this is Tim Allen going way back. The early days of his standup. You'll see me in the commercial. But the one I want to do real bad this year is I'm going to produce my own. I'm going to cook the.

[Chick McGee]

Doughboy. You know that little Pillsbury flower.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy? Yeah, yeah. They always punch him in the gut. His name I found out is Poppin Fresh.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I'd like to pop that little.

[Tom Griswold]

Fat butt in the oven. Wouldn't that be.

[Ace Cosby]

Fun? 375.

[Tom Griswold]

Bake. He's beating on that window. He's getting apple hot in here. Starting to swell up. Throw that helping hand in after.

[Ace Cosby]

Him. Big brown head looking out the.

[Pat Godwin]

Window. Comes out the Pillsbury soul.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy. I'mma cut your ass up. Just a thought, guys. Thank you, Tim. Somewhat controversial, apparently, the comedian Tim.

[Josh Arnold]

Allen. You didn't remember where it.

[Tom Griswold]

Went? I, I didn't.

[Ace Cosby]

Either. I mean, you here at Pillsbury, but you think that's pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Safe. You. Then all of a sudden, Chris, he probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Remembers. God is my witness, I forgot that it ended that.

[Ace Cosby]

Way. What'd you say, Buzz.

[Chick McGee]

Lightyear? Whoa. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hello, gang. I love the show and I watch on YouTube later in the day. It fits my schedule. Okay, well good, because you asked Chick. I know of A Dairy.

[Josh Arnold]

King.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent. In Beulah, Michigan, I believe we have a photograph of the Dairy.

[Christy Lee]

King. There it.

[Chick McGee]

Is. It's about 30 minutes southwest of Traverse.

[Tom Griswold]

City. All.

[Chick McGee]

Right. And there you go. Keep up the fantastic work. That's from.

[Josh Arnold]

Hector. You know, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Oh, look.

[Tom Griswold]

At. Now, I wonder, because you were asking if there's a Dairy Queen, is there a Dairy King? Is that a franchise or is that just someone.

[Chick McGee]

Who. I think it's a standalone one.

[Ace Cosby]

Off. They call their, you know, blizzards, like snowstorms or.

[Chick McGee]

Something. Just different enough to avoid.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Tilly bars. Something along those.

[Tom Griswold]

Lines. Yeah. Gosh, I wish I could remember the name. There's a. There's an ice cream place that I used to drive by while taking Willie to Camp.

[Ace Cosby]

Zaz. Zap.

[Tom Griswold]

Something. Yeah, it's like south of Fort Wayne.

[Ace Cosby]

Indiana. Love the.

[Tom Griswold]

Custard. And I would make an effort every. I had my whole day planned so I could stop and get their custard. What is that.

[Ace Cosby]

Place? I want to say Zappos. That's got to be wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Though. Yeah, that's a shoe.

[Ace Cosby]

Store. No, I know, guys, I wasn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Me. I want to say Buster.

[Chick McGee]

Browns. That was stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Jesus. That's a holy word for Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Magee. Here's a letter that I'm going to read and do my best and not cry at the end of it. My 9 year old daughter says Sarah suffers from peeing in the bed and wears nighttime diapers. So I played her the segment with Pat singing his Pee the Bed.

[Tom Griswold]

Song. Because both you and Pat suffered from that as.

[Josh Arnold]

Kids. Yes. And after the song, Josh says, you're not alone and you will get through it. And my 9 year old daughter says, yeah, see, I'm not alone. Fingers crossed. This doesn't last for a while.

[Willie Griswold]

Man. That's.

[Ace Cosby]

Lovely. So she.

[Josh Arnold]

Is. Yeah, you're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. And Pat, you. You did it with Duke and the boys and you just nailed.

[Pat Godwin]

It. Yeah, that was fun. That was a good.

[Tom Griswold]

Version. And by the way, thanks again to. To Eddie for the. The great mix we had with Duke. Sonically amazing the other day. All the guys, you know, did just such a good job and that was a beautiful song and it's. It's important for people to know that when you have that bedwetting thing as a kid, you're gon through.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And the song was funny, but at the same time you guys both talked about.

[Pat Godwin]

That. Yeah, it went on way too long for me. It was traumatic at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Time. And if you're dealing with that as a parent, there are certain things you really shouldn't do. To be serious for a second, don't take the sheets and hang them out front. So, see, you're shaming the. Don't do that. You can go and read about that or talk to a psychologist, but it's something you can get through. So thanks for the great letter and thanks for that. That great song, Pat Godwin. Which reminds me, I got a nice little letter about Pat. Pat is going to be returning to. Is it Mecklenburg.

[Pat Godwin]

County? Yeah. The scene of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Crime. Where was.

[Chick McGee]

That?

[Tom Griswold]

Charlotte. I don't know if you remember this, Willie, but Pat mouthed off to a police.

[Pat Godwin]

Officer. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love this.

[Ace Cosby]

Story. Wasn't driving a.

[Tom Griswold]

Car. Wasn't even driving the car. And he got.

[Pat Godwin]

Arrested. See, folks, still very drunk.

[Christy Lee]

Though. There you.

[Ace Cosby]

Go. See what happens. You believe in.

[Pat Godwin]

Yourself. I wasn't exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Innocent. What did you say to the police officer.

[Pat Godwin]

Again? Well, I mean, I was trying to help a friend, and I got out of the car. He says, don't get out of the car. And he put his hand in his.

[Josh Arnold]

Gun. Oh, I get out of the.

[Pat Godwin]

Car, you're gonna shoot me? And then I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Handcuffed. By the way, I have a couple of cop friends, and I always tell the story differently. Police never find that.

[Chick McGee]

Funny. But you weren't drinking and driving. No, you don't get credit for.

[Josh Arnold]

That. It's always that.

[Chick McGee]

Guy. Guy. It's always.

[Josh Arnold]

The. The other. It's the guy who just has no reason to talk that gets everybody in.

[Tom Griswold]

Trouble. You know what?

[Chick McGee]

Every. Every friend group has that guy who gets everybody into trouble and starts the.

[Josh Arnold]

Fight. Yeah, we were. We were out of it, and you opened your.

[Chick McGee]

Mouth. Shut up, Artie. There's also.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. You've got a. You've got a group of like 25 people on the one guy that gets popped. That would have been my son Charlie. When he's out at the big concert and all these guys getting this melee, who gets hauled off? It was Charlie. Miss you, Charlie. We have a letter here saying, hey, Tom, would you please contact the bail bondsman for Mecklenburg county since Pat's having back down there. Where are you going to be.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat? At the. It's comedy at the Creek clubhouse in.

[Chick McGee]

Charlotte. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right. And Willie G. On the road heading down to Louisville. And you're going to be with Greg.

[Ace Cosby]

Hahn. Yeah. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sir. That'll be amazing. You'll be at the caravan Saturday, tonight. Wow. Okay, cool. Tonight, tomorrow and Saturday. As Willie mentioned right now, it's Time to check in with Mr. McGee. How are things at the.

[Chick McGee]

Homestead? Simply safe, Tom. That's nice and secure. And when it comes to home security, you want to feel like you picked the system that actually keeps trouble away. And that's simply safe. It's simply safe home security. It protects my compound. And it's not just another alarm. It's designed to help stop crime before it even starts. We use Simplisafe here at the Bob and Tom studios, and it's easy to set up. I did it myself. SimpliSafe uses AI powered cameras outside your home to spot real threats and instantly alert live agents. What makes it different from the rest of security systems? The agents actually take action while the intruder is still outside. They talk to them through the camera, let them know they're being watched and police are on the way. And if needed, they can blast a siren and light them up with a spotlight. Other systems might give you a camera and a notification, sure, but they need you to see the alert and handle all that. Simplisafe's monitoring agents have your back, even when you're busy or maybe sleeping. And right now, get 50% off any new system at SimpliSafe this month only. It's a great time to upgrade to security that actually helps stop crime before it even starts. Go to simplisafetom.com that's simplisafetom.com and lock in your discount. There is no safe like.

[Tom Griswold]

Simplisafe. Thank you very much. And we have a bunch of cool stuff coming up in the world of both sports and news. A couple special things for Josh also, cannoli news. Fascinating news about the world of the cannoli and the return of cars with buttons on the dashboard. In the news today from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Show. Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Show. It's.

[Ace Cosby]

Back. Hey, it's Dan.

[Tom Griswold]

Bongino. I've got some big news for.

[Ace Cosby]

You. Starting February 2nd, the show is back. That's right, the Dan Bongino show is relaunching and we're going bigger than.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever. Join me live on rumble.com Monday.

[Ace Cosby]

Through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter. Cut through all the garbage and get to the.

[Chick McGee]

Truth. Can't catch it.

[Ace Cosby]

Live? No problem. Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts. Remember February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino.

[Tom Griswold]

Show. Don't miss.

[Chick McGee]

It. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Hello, indeed. There's Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Godwin. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He. Hey, man. There's Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

Griswold. Good.

[Chick McGee]

Morning. There's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee and. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. People sure pay attention to the stuff we say in this. Oh, yes, we'll say a lot of throwaway lines. You figure no one's listening. There's something like inside radio stuff. For example, Jeff, Oscar, he took the vacation we all took for a couple of weeks, and then he took the next week off.

[Ace Cosby]

Too.

[Tom Griswold]

Genius. Yeah, which is fine, but this guy writes Mr. L will call him. Hey, I got a question. With Osu, back from his extended vacation, is there urine on the bathroom floor?

[Josh Arnold]

Again? That is a good.

[Tom Griswold]

Question. Is he the.

[Christy Lee]

One? I don't know. You're the one that brought it.

[Tom Griswold]

Up. Well, I mean, just someone here. Yesterday I walked in here and it's like living with a seven year old. An unflushed toilet with.

[Chick McGee]

Sir. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, like, really? Come on now, here's Oscar. You want to defend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yourself? Oh, I always sit when I pee because I'm a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Mr. L, you're. You're making the wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Accusation. Well, I had said, hey, look, if. If there's none, there's only one guy missing, and if there's somebody ain't a pissing. I felt like there was room there for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Now, Josh is right. He was using this, you know, scientific.

[Josh Arnold]

Formula.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Okay. Now, do you sit when you.

[Chick McGee]

Pee? As a general rule, I do not. Not here.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. How about at.

[Chick McGee]

Home? Well, I do. I do like to sit down when I'm in the toilet. Regardless of what process I'm undergoing. I like.

[Tom Griswold]

To. If you don't you lift the.

[Chick McGee]

Seat up at home, I like to relax. If I stand, do I lift the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Up?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Okay, you guys, when you go. I. Never.

[Josh Arnold]

Mind. I never sit when I.

[Christy Lee]

Pee. Even if you like, if you have to go number two, do you pee? Is it one and two or is it just.

[Josh Arnold]

Two? Oh, it's always. There's always a.

[Christy Lee]

One.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. With the. With the.

[Chick McGee]

Two. And you, you go fly and fish around in the. Fly. In the underwear. Right. You don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Just kick your pants down a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh? Right, right. I'm all through the.

[Chick McGee]

Fly. All.

[Christy Lee]

Right. I always wondered that because, you know, Women, obviously. We always sit, so it doesn't really matter. I always wondered if guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Went. No. I'd be baffled when somebody told me they were able to sit down. And just two and no one at.

[Ace Cosby]

All. Yeah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Aliens. Yeah, that'd be a scientific.

[Chick McGee]

Anomaly. It's like you can't shut your eyes and.

[Ace Cosby]

Sneeze. I've never thought about that. That's so.

[Tom Griswold]

True. There's probably a scientific paper on.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably. Good to know. Yeah. I'm not sure who the mystery person is. The big problem now is the guy keeps loading the paper towels upside.

[Chick McGee]

Down.

[Josh Arnold]

Down. No, they're.

[Chick McGee]

Up. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Today. Well, they fixed.

[Tom Griswold]

It.

[Chick McGee]

We. I made a big.

[Josh Arnold]

Deal. I mean, that was a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Weeks. So you'd reach in to get a towel. You'd have to take like 40 of them to get. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Thank God that nightmare's.

[Tom Griswold]

Over. Yeah, it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Terrible. It was.

[Chick McGee]

Annoying. You guys are on top of it though.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? I like to wash my hands, you see. Okay, coming up. Very excited. We have news about Otis.

[Chick McGee]

Elevators. Oh, I'm kidding. Otis, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. I'm brand loyal, as you know. Now, do we have any more letters to get.

[Chick McGee]

To? I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Out. I have.

[Chick McGee]

One. Christy has.

[Christy Lee]

One. This is from Big.

[Josh Arnold]

John. Big bad.

[Christy Lee]

John. You guys have officially ruined me sitting here watching Jeopardy. And I introduced one of the contestants, her name, Stella Trout. I instantly, a faithful Bob and Tom listener, shouted, fish. Thank you, Big.

[Tom Griswold]

John. Very good. Congratulations, Stella. Another letter about Dr. Rick. Yesterday in the show, we had a surprise guest. It was the actor Bill Glass, who portrays Dr. Rick in those great progressive commercials. And by the way, we've learned one thing about the mustache. What was that, Josh? That mustache that he.

[Chick McGee]

Sports. Fake, fake, fake is days.

[Tom Griswold]

Long. And he was saying it's great because people don't tend to not recognize him when he's walking around now because he doesn't have the stash. Those commercials are so funny. How many did he say they'd done? 20.

[Christy Lee]

Some. Well, 28, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Thought. Yeah, something like that. And they're working on some new ones, so it just. It was a really fun talk. And we've got that post on our various social media platforms. Want to find out about Dr. Rick? Oh, and speaking of those, I have they. I'm not sure if we've posted it yet, but there's a part two of an interview that I did. And actually the part two contains interviews with everybody else, more or less. They've taken segments from some previous interviews you guys.

[Christy Lee]

Did. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Understand. So we'll get that linked up today. But a lot of folks enjoyed learning about the old days and stuff from this.

[Josh Arnold]

Show. Darrell writes and he says he has some words of wisdom for me. Oh, apparently I asked my mom about why we were all named with J's, my brothers and I, Jeff, Josh, John, Joe. And then when she started to tell me, I stopped listening because I didn't care. You said you really should listen to your mother since she's.

[Christy Lee]

Rich.

[Josh Arnold]

Rich. And I understand the confusion. My mom is actually married to a man named Rich. Oh, they're fine. But they're not rich per se.

[Chick McGee]

Only. And don't they live in.

[Josh Arnold]

Florida? They.

[Chick McGee]

Do. And do they live anywhere near central Florida or any. Any place down there? Tom. Where Tom used to.

[Josh Arnold]

Live. Well, this is nice of you to involve.

[Chick McGee]

Him. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying. Maybe if they were Disney World and went sort of a north north, would it be northeast? Yeah, the Orlando area and then Orlando area. Then you pass through Sanford, of course. And then on your way to Daytona beach, you might stop in deland.

[Christy Lee]

Florida. The.

[Chick McGee]

Land.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Why do they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

Deland? Well, Christy, it's not too far from to.

[Ace Cosby]

See. Thank.

[Josh Arnold]

You. I don't like it. We got to keep these bits.

[Chick McGee]

Separate. Celebrating 40.

[Tom Griswold]

Years. Yeah. Hey, that reminds me. That was Greg Hahn going. Hey, he's gonna be with Willie tonight. Tomorrow and Saturday, Louisville at the Caravan. Coming up in sports, Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

We'Ve got John Harbaugh on a landing. The bright lights, the big city soccer balls are in sporting news today. And. And bow and arrows. We're kicking it old.

[Josh Arnold]

School. How many panels are on a soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

Ball?

[Chick McGee]

19.

[Josh Arnold]

Regulation. An uneven.

[Chick McGee]

Number. It's a part of that sacred geometry of soccer balls, is what it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Speaking of which, I did a paper on it. Kind of Orbs and Fishes, I called it. And back to you, Tom, the. In the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

Castaway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Remember his buddy the.

[Chick McGee]

Ball?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Volleyball.

[Tom Griswold]

Wilson. Wilson. That's part of the auction of the late Jim Ursay's collection. He has Wilson Wilson. It'll be.

[Chick McGee]

Sold. Are you kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Me?

[Tom Griswold]

No. It's up for auction along with. With incredible guitars and Ringo's drums and more amazing things. We're going to come right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hope you can join us. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Show. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-bobtom1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Show. Get ready for the rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes.

[Ace Cosby]

Moments, everyone one's talking about regardless of what they.

[Chick McGee]

Say. I'll take the.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine. I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive.

[Chick McGee]

Insights. I could say this because I've played.

[Tom Griswold]

Them. This is the Rush. You guys already know what time it is. It was fire. And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite.

[Chick McGee]

Platform. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and at the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Got that guitar out, got the keyboard out. You're ready to.

[Pat Godwin]

Roll. Ready to rock and.

[Chick McGee]

Roll. Look at that. There's Willie.

[Ace Cosby]

Griswold. Good morning.

[Chick McGee]

Man. There's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Indeed. And Ace. Still got that beard? Rocking Tom. Looking good. Yes, sir. I'm Chick McGee filling in. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Trust me, if Ace and I had a beard growing contest, Ace would certainly.

[Chick McGee]

Win. You. You sell yourself too short. When you had. You grew a beard at one point, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Glorious. Yeah. No, thanks. Had a wonderful shave this morning. Had a new razor. Oh, boy, that.

[Chick McGee]

Feels. Do you, do you feel like that people who have beards are. You get the feeling that they're lazy and just don't want to.

[Ace Cosby]

Shave? No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. It's just not everybody's.

[Chick McGee]

Look. Because the beard look and the.

[Tom Griswold]

SW pants look, it just depends. Some people look great in a beard, some don't. Some look great in a stash. Look at Willie. He's been working on that stash for.

[Ace Cosby]

Months. I appreciate you saying that. I do think I look great. I can see you laughing because I think you're lying now. I do. I can't laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Unfortunately. I think your little sisters have something to do with that. Don't they make fun of you? It's.

[Ace Cosby]

Those. It's like they're Don Rickles. It is.

[Chick McGee]

Insane. Where do you think they get that? Where do you think they get that? Picking on.

[Ace Cosby]

People. Nine year.

[Chick McGee]

Old. Hey, look at this.

[Josh Arnold]

Guy. Take this.

[Ace Cosby]

Guy. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy. My daughter Hardy is relentless. She doesn't even know what an insult comic is. I think she's gonna be a comedian. She's got.

[Ace Cosby]

It. I talked to my therapist about it. We talked about modeling bad behavior and now I'm trying not to Feed that. But, yeah, when we're around each other, I mean, how can I not make fun of my dad when he's wearing those dumb leather shoes and we go to dinner together, they see me making fun of him, we laugh together, they look at that and they go, oh, being mean is.

[Christy Lee]

Good. I.

[Ace Cosby]

See. And so we have.

[Tom Griswold]

To. That's a very succinct behavior. You nailed it. Here's something you don't have time to talk.

[Chick McGee]

About.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Josh asked. Somebody asked, how many panels there are in a soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

Ball. It's way more than I would.

[Tom Griswold]

Have thought and way too confusing. There are really. There are different designs and 12 pentagons with 20.

[Chick McGee]

Hexagons. And I would think the official. The World cup.

[Christy Lee]

Ball. What's the official.

[Tom Griswold]

Total? Well, there's a. It.

[Josh Arnold]

Depends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's way too.

[Josh Arnold]

Complicated. They're.

[Christy Lee]

32. Thank.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, 32. That's. That's the traditional ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. On your standard traditional soccer.

[Chick McGee]

Ball. That seems. That seemed like you knew the answer and you shared it with us, and we were ready to move on. I don't understand where. The.

[Tom Griswold]

Confusion. Well, because the World cup ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Is. But I think There are still 32 panels on the World cup.

[Tom Griswold]

Ball. But. Yeah, but they're different.

[Josh Arnold]

Hexagons. Yes, but the.

[Tom Griswold]

Panels. Okay, but they're different sizes. I'm not gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Panel. So what. So what is your contention, Tom? That. Why is it so.

[Tom Griswold]

Confusing? Because there are different shapes, and I don't. And the main thing is I don't care. And I'm not going to pretend that I care about the World.

[Josh Arnold]

Cup. Sure did a lot of research for somebody who doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Care. A lot of homework. Did some.

[Tom Griswold]

Homework. Well, I was just hoping to prove you.

[Josh Arnold]

Wrong. The point is, I know you.

[Tom Griswold]

Were. And everyone's lining up going, oh, this is great. The World Cup's coming. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Care. Well, then don't. But there are a lot of.

[Tom Griswold]

People who do, you know? But there are people who are pretending they do and they.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T. So what are you up.

[Josh Arnold]

To? You're projecting that on others that they don't really.

[Ace Cosby]

Care. And also, it seems like you care. Right now you're getting pretty angry about this. You're acting apathetic. You really.

[Chick McGee]

Can'T. Almost.

[Josh Arnold]

Personal. The opposite of love isn't hate. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Indifference. Okay, well, I'm indifferent to it. Coming up. Is it. Is it time for sports, or do we have more.

[Chick McGee]

Letters? If you aren't, we can do it. There you go, John. Harbaugh. Interviewed in person with the. Wait a minute. Hold it. Wait for it. New York Giants. What? That's right. They might be the next head coach of the Giants, the G man. However, there is some conversation behind the scenes that some of the management of the Giants thought it was Jim Harbaugh that was going out an interview. Confusing, a little.

[Ace Cosby]

Fuzzy. So.

[Chick McGee]

Funny. Harbaugh spent the most yesterday. Most. Most of the day at the team facility in East Rutherford, N.J. a FON. There's been a murder in East.

[Tom Griswold]

Rutherford. Famous character named Rutherford in.

[Chick McGee]

History. Here we.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. That'd be good. In history. I should have seen.

[Josh Arnold]

Television. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Television. Oh, here we go. Some black and white.

[Josh Arnold]

Show. Rutherford. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Know. Wasn't that Lumpy's dad and honestly, Lumpy and Leave it to beaver. Wasn't that Mr.

[Josh Arnold]

Rutherford? Mr.

[Tom Griswold]

Rutherford. Yeah, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

So. All.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. And by the way, Jerry Mathers, is he the only one left from that.

[Christy Lee]

Show? Know more people care about the World cup than.

[Tom Griswold]

This. Ouch. I accept that, Christy. I acknowledge that and I will move.

[Chick McGee]

On. Is right. Let's see. Of course, John Harbaugh won a Super bowl with the Ravens and is believed to be the Giants top candidate. He also spoke to the Atlanta Falcons, who recently hired retired quarterback Matt Ryan. And you remember his title. And I'm not making this.

[Tom Griswold]

Up.

[Chick McGee]

Up. He was named President of.

[Tom Griswold]

Football. That is so.

[Chick McGee]

Weird. I hope that's on his business card. So we'll see what. John Harbaugh is now in.

[Christy Lee]

Charge. What do you.

[Chick McGee]

Think? Is it a good Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

Dard? Lumpy's dad, Fred Rutherford, played by the great Richard Deacon, one of my favorites of all time. Richard Deacon, of course, from the Dick Van Dyke Show. Remember that? There's a great picture of Richard Deacon dressed all up as a woman for a. He was very interesting man. Expert on microwave cooking, by the way. A little obscure trivia for.

[Chick McGee]

You. He was, huh? Yeah, well, I know he was an expert in some type of.

[Tom Griswold]

Cooking. Yeah, well, you know, but he's a very funny.

[Chick McGee]

Actor. He really put it.

[Tom Griswold]

Away. I know that My Frank bank, of course, played.

[Christy Lee]

Lumpy. Of course. Who didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That?

[Chick McGee]

Everybody. Monday night you got the national championship game between the Indiana Hoosiers and the Miami Hurricanes. You. You kids have heard about this. Well, and Miami now getting nine Indiana favored by nine points on Monday night. And fans attending that game in Miami, they might be in store for a little more security, apparently to. According to reports, Marco Rubio and President Trump will attend the game on Monday night. Trump And Secretary of State Rubio plan to attend. Rubio, One of Trump's favorite cabinet members. And the two have grown very close. They like to bro it out over football and not talk about Venezuela, is the official report. Wow. From. From the White.

[Josh Arnold]

House. I.

[Chick McGee]

See. So there you.

[Christy Lee]

Go. Here's something we found out yesterday. If you do not have a ticket to the gate, they will not allow you to park in the parking.

[Josh Arnold]

Lot. I think that's.

[Christy Lee]

Fair. So be on the lookout. If you bought a ticket just to park to tailgate, they will not be allowing you in without a ticket. Well, a lot of parking spaces went up for sale.

[Josh Arnold]

Yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? In this case.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. And this case, the. I. I heard a guy yesterday saying that the tickets are more expensive than Taylor Swift at this.

[Chick McGee]

Point. They're about four grand right now for the crappy.

[Christy Lee]

Seats. I know someone who is. They got a suite for this game. What do you think that.

[Chick McGee]

Costs? Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

$20,000. How many does it.

[Christy Lee]

Seat? I don't know, but it was more than the Super Bowl. She said it was a million.

[Tom Griswold]

Dollars.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What? You give me this friend's name, and I can't wait to rob her, I'll tell you.

[Chick McGee]

That. Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

No. I know she's going to be on out of.

[Josh Arnold]

Town. Why aren't we robbing all of Christy's.

[Christy Lee]

Friends? Not a.

[Chick McGee]

Friend. You give me her name, and. And I will tell you who I'm in love with. Yeah. Is what I. Well, the rules are meant to be broken. Yeah, for now. She hasn't met.

[Christy Lee]

Me. A million dollars.

[Josh Arnold]

Check. Did you say Matt Ryan was the guy who's now president of.

[Chick McGee]

Football? President of.

[Josh Arnold]

Football? Atlanta.

[Chick McGee]

Falcons.

[Josh Arnold]

Atlanta. You could be president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Any. Anything out there. What would.

[Tom Griswold]

You. That's a good.

[Chick McGee]

Question. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

President. Is it just a title or an.

[Josh Arnold]

Honorary? But you also do have some say in how that. That arena of whatever you're president of functions or.

[Chick McGee]

Is. Well, the first thing that popped into my mind was president of.

[Josh Arnold]

Netflix. Oh, you want to be.

[Chick McGee]

President? But that's kind of. That's a real thing, I guess. I sure choose president of television. I guess that's better. Or.

[Ace Cosby]

Broadcast. Do you have responsibilities if you're president, or is this just sort of a type of.

[Chick McGee]

Title? Oh, we have.

[Josh Arnold]

Responsibility. You can do as little or as much as you want. Okay, so you'd be president of. How about president of TV.

[Chick McGee]

Shows?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Yeah, it just sounds.

[Chick McGee]

Like. So you could have business. Well, you can have business. Cards printed up any way you want. So I'll have a president of TV television.

[Christy Lee]

Shows. What would you be president of.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh? Nachos. I'm president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Nachos. What's the first thing you would. What would your first not changing much, presidential order.

[Josh Arnold]

Be? I just. I get to choose. I get to choose who eats nachos and.

[Chick McGee]

When. What's your perfect nacho recipe just for.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace? Real quick, just ask me what kind of cheese. Because of that, I'm gonna say not very good question. You cannot have nachos for three months. So you got the answer. Is nacho.

[Christy Lee]

Cheese. Do you like the liquid cheese or melted.

[Chick McGee]

Cheese? Beef or chicken or anything like.

[Josh Arnold]

That? All right, restaurants, I prefer shredded. If they're shredded on there, I still want some of the sauce.

[Christy Lee]

Too.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. What about these crazy guys out there? They're putting Doritos at the base of the.

[Josh Arnold]

Chips. No, no, no. He's got a plain.

[Ace Cosby]

Tortilla. Okay? Yeah. They're living too.

[Tom Griswold]

Close. You're about to get impeached as president of.

[Chick McGee]

Nachos. I don't know. Cool Ranch Doritos instead of regular tortillas. That might.

[Ace Cosby]

No. It's pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy. President says.

[Tom Griswold]

No. What would you be.

[Christy Lee]

President? Oh, I don't know. I don't. I don't have no.

[Tom Griswold]

Idea. I think I'd be president of.

[Chick McGee]

Dogs.

[Christy Lee]

No. Oh, that's a good one. You stole.

[Chick McGee]

Mine. I think Christy would be president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Society.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice. I'll take boobs only. President of.

[Tom Griswold]

Boobs. By the way, as president, can you get a seat in that suite of your.

[Christy Lee]

Friend? No, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Can'T. Now, Pat, before you say, I want you to know that president of presidents is still.

[Pat Godwin]

Open. Yeah, but I'm not going to go with.

[Christy Lee]

That. You're going to go with.

[Tom Griswold]

President. Responsibility is not Pat's.

[Christy Lee]

Thing. Presidents of.

[Chick McGee]

Music.

[Christy Lee]

Music.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope. I'm gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Go. You tell your friend who bought the million dollar suite that I am president of oral pleasure. Can you. Can you tell her that? And I'm ready to prove it to.

[Josh Arnold]

Her. Pat, what is. What's yours?

[Pat Godwin]

President. I want to become president of the sauna at my gym. Everybody shut.

[Tom Griswold]

Up. I like that. Manageable as they're working out.

[Christy Lee]

Now. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Can. You can't work.

[Pat Godwin]

Out. I'm the.

[Josh Arnold]

President. Sit down. Working.

[Christy Lee]

Out. Working out in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Sauna. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You're not supposed to, but they.

[Tom Griswold]

Do.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And Pats is trying to practice his guitar in there. And they're exactly the.

[Josh Arnold]

Strings. And Pat's is certainly the most manageable and.

[Tom Griswold]

Realistic.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In fact, you know what? That's who you are.

[Tom Griswold]

Now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

President. Before we move on real quick, we were talking about this yesterday with Kostaki. Some friends of mine went to the Rose bowl, and then I had this verified by somebody else. They said the attendance was about 80, 20.

[Christy Lee]

Hoosiers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I think it might have been.

[Tom Griswold]

Higher. And similarly in Atlanta. Very clear. Sonically, just watching on TV, IU has 400,000.

[Ace Cosby]

Alum. It's more than any school in the country. And think of like, supply and demand. IU is not going to the national championship every year. People want to go to.

[Tom Griswold]

This. They've been waiting. So my question is. But it's in Miami. They're playing the Hurricanes. What is the percentage going to be? Is there any way to get a gauge on that before the game.

[Chick McGee]

Starts? Before the game.

[Christy Lee]

Starts? I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Know. I didn't even. I didn't go to either of those colleges. Those are the.

[Tom Griswold]

Rules. As president of nachos, are you going to allow nachos at the.

[Josh Arnold]

Game? Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Because I get a little cut.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, well, you know, we have to have you put up somewhere your recipe from the president of Nachos. The perfect.

[Pat Godwin]

Nachos. Now.

[Ace Cosby]

President. Did.

[Josh Arnold]

You. All right, maybe I will. I'll have to think about it. I've never made really a full. I mean, my nachos were white trash growing.

[Chick McGee]

Up. Would you be willing to delegate to Jess Hooker to have her make your perfect nachos, or would you rather.

[Josh Arnold]

Make. Be like my nacho jukebox? Where I.

[Tom Griswold]

Request. Now, is it true that your previous vice president. You're suing.

[Josh Arnold]

Him? That's exactly right. Is that. Actually, I didn't watch the.

[Tom Griswold]

News.

[Chick McGee]

Just. You can sue. But it sounds on.

[Tom Griswold]

Brand. You can sue anyone you want, apparently. A couple quick things. Coming up, we have comedian Al Jackson. And coming up, we have more sporting news. Some fascinating stuff in the. In the world of history involving our friends at Otis Elevator, we have sloth.

[Christy Lee]

News. I love a.

[Chick McGee]

Sloth. I think that's my favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Animal. They're so.

[Tom Griswold]

Sweet. We got a absolute breakthrough in the world of.

[Josh Arnold]

Slothdom. All.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I want to be president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Sloth. Well, we'll get to that.

[Chick McGee]

Later.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. I want to say Christy Lee is our Hyundai girl. So she knows all about it. I've been reading about it. This is amazing. The Hyundai Palisade Hybrid has a range of over 600 miles, and you.

[Christy Lee]

Can get up to 35 miles per gallon on. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing. Not to mention the fact that it's. It's big. You can get the whole family in there. And I've gone on record as saying, for those of you that drive vehicles with that third seat back there, it's always fun because let's face it, you're the driver. You never go back to that third seat, except maybe every other Sunday to clean it out. And you have the. The History of McDonald's Old French Fries in the back, but plenty of room back there there. Plus they can keep their distance and you can turn around and go, hey, be quiet back there. I'm trying to listen to my radio. The Hyundai Hybrid is awesome. The Palisade hybrid is huge. And it's got all that. That incredible range. More than 600 miles. Just ask Christy Lee. The all new Palisade Hybrid. More than just another suv. You find that information about it by going to Hyundai USA.com or just visit your dealer. Hyundai is spelled H Y U N D A I I say that so you can go to Hyundai USA.com youm could even call them 562-314-4603 for all the details about the beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Also coming up in the news, cannoli news. I think you're gonna like.

[Chick McGee]

This. Take the canola, leave the gun. Take the.

[Tom Griswold]

Cannoli. One of the most famous lines in the history of motion pictures involves cannoli. And I didn't know what a cannoli was until this.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning. And they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Delicious. I always thought. I always thought cannoli was popping.

[Josh Arnold]

Pasta. Well, there is cannelloni. And so it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I.

[Christy Lee]

Never. You're not a dessert guy, are.

[Tom Griswold]

You?

[Christy Lee]

No. That's probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Why. Although I'd like to become.

[Josh Arnold]

One. You'll enjoy a.

[Christy Lee]

Cannoli. You can be president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Desserts.

[Chick McGee]

President. No, no, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Cannoli. Yeah. We didn't find out what Tom would be President of.

[Tom Griswold]

Dogs. President of.

[Josh Arnold]

Dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, I could handle.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That's really.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine. President of desserts. I'm not well schooled enough. I wouldn't be qualified to see.

[Josh Arnold]

You do a State of the union in front of just four dogs. I just love.

[Chick McGee]

It. And they're all paying.

[Tom Griswold]

Attention.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Like four dogs behind.

[Tom Griswold]

Him. I'd be. I'm not sure I'd be a very good. I'd be making fun of foreign.

[Josh Arnold]

Dogs. One dog who disagrees with you gets up and rips up your.

[Chick McGee]

Speech. I like it all making fun of foreign.

[Tom Griswold]

Dogs. I'd have mutts up there with me. It'd be great. Well, coming up, exciting news and other fun things, including comedian Al Jackson. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee. Hi, Jake.

[Chick McGee]

McGee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Godwin. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. There's Willie.

[Ace Cosby]

Griswold. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Buddy. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick.

[Josh Arnold]

Chair. Get the number one gift for Valentine's Day. A 24 karat gold dipped rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's a real rose dipped in real gold, guaranteed to last a lifetime. I hate.

[Chick McGee]

Stevensinger.Com. there's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. On prize picks, just pick two to six players, choose more or less, and watch your lineups light up for the playoffs. Download prize picks, use code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Hello, Chick McGee. Quiz time. Willie G. Yeah, go ahead, Bob. What day is Valentine's Day this.

[Ace Cosby]

Year? The, Is it the same, the 14th or the 13th?

[Christy Lee]

14Th. 14th. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Correct. What day of the.

[Ace Cosby]

Week? Oh, it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Saturday. Yes. Okay. Very.

[Ace Cosby]

Important. Thank.

[Tom Griswold]

You. Just telling you, for those of you who like to go to a nice fancy restaurant on Valentine's.

[Christy Lee]

Day. Have you made your.

[Tom Griswold]

Reservation? No, I, I, I got a feeling. I think maybe we'll do something at the house. Ah, I don't know. Do you like to do the fancy.

[Christy Lee]

Restaurant? No, we never do.

[Josh Arnold]

That. What do you like to do for Valentine's Day?

[Christy Lee]

Christy? We're gonna be on vacation on Valentine's.

[Josh Arnold]

Day. Oh, how about.

[Chick McGee]

That? Now, being the president of society, you don't have a.

[Christy Lee]

Function. No, on Valentine's or if I do, I would not be here to attend. I have a function almost every other.

[Chick McGee]

Week. Well, that's almost unheard of that the president of society wouldn't be at a.

[Tom Griswold]

Function. And once again, we're all becoming president of something.

[Chick McGee]

Right? President, a la president of football. Matt Ryan for the Atlanta.

[Tom Griswold]

Falcons. He's president of.

[Chick McGee]

Football. He's.

[Tom Griswold]

President. Not football operations. President of.

[Chick McGee]

Football. Not general manager. Not president. President of.

[Josh Arnold]

Football. Pretty awesome, that's what he.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. And Josh, you're president of, what is.

[Josh Arnold]

It? Nachos. And you're president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Dogs. President of.

[Josh Arnold]

Dogs. Now, Willies we haven't really explored too much because you are president of Boobs. Tell us a little bit about your.

[Ace Cosby]

Role. You know what? I kind of like to let the country run.

[Josh Arnold]

Itself. I.

[Ace Cosby]

See. I view myself as a vessel for the people. So when they need me, I'm.

[Willie Griswold]

Around. All.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. But I'm doing a lot of research. I'm playing a lot of.

[Chick McGee]

Golf. My title's causing a lot of. A lot of. It's catching on viral. I'm president of Oral Pleasure. I don't know if you knew that or.

[Josh Arnold]

Not. Now, is this. I know that you wouldn't practice male oral pleasure, but are you still president of.

[Chick McGee]

It? Hang on a.

[Pat Godwin]

Second. Somebody's.

[Chick McGee]

Joking. Hi. I. I didn't signify. I didn't make that clear. I'm president of Oral.

[Josh Arnold]

Pleasure. All oral.

[Christy Lee]

Pleasure. Well, as president, does he have to.

[Chick McGee]

Participate? I'm right.

[Josh Arnold]

Here. You can address the.

[Chick McGee]

President. Please. You can address the president. It's all.

[Christy Lee]

Right. I mean, you could be president and not.

[Chick McGee]

Participate. Well, that. I say a president of Oral Pleasure who doesn't participate is no president of mine. I can tell you that. That. Not my.

[Tom Griswold]

President. I.

[Josh Arnold]

See. Ace, are you president of anything? The Internet. President of the Internet. I decide what goes on. What's the first thing to go? Influencers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Wait a second. I can't believe it. I'm backing Ace on this. Very good.

[Ace Cosby]

Ace. And also, as president of Boobs, I'm not that busy, so I don't know if you know this, Josh. I'm in your cabinet. I'm Treasure, Treasurer of.

[Chick McGee]

Nachos.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Help out whenever I.

[Tom Griswold]

Can.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I couldn't help but notice we're in the. We're in the red right.

[Ace Cosby]

Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Some of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Money.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. No, I take it all. I'm funneling a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Of. Is that.

[Ace Cosby]

Right? Yeah, I'm really. I'm pretty.

[Christy Lee]

Bad. Embezzles.

[Tom Griswold]

Avocados. It's time to check in with the sporting scene in chick. McGee, what's happening over.

[Chick McGee]

There? Well, as we said, John Harbaugh interviewed with the Giants yesterday. Maybe that'll come as early as today that he will be in announced the new head coach of the New York, as they say, football.

[Josh Arnold]

Giants. You think some of those questions are the same as anybody else. So tell me, what are. What are your five best.

[Tom Griswold]

Skills? You mean the job.

[Chick McGee]

Interview? Where do you see yourself in five years? What would you ask you if you were interviewing you for this.

[Tom Griswold]

Job? Aren't most of the coaches and would Be coaches represented by the same. It's still like one guy that's doing all this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's that guy's name? Jimmy. Jimmy.

[Josh Arnold]

Something. Name an issue that came up while you were there. And how did you solve.

[Chick McGee]

It? Jimmy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sexton. I think it's. It's more like if you fire me, how much money do I get.

[Josh Arnold]

To. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Walk. How many? Dozens of.

[Chick McGee]

Millions. Well, that's the scuttlebutt. Now there's Kurt Signetti, coach of the Indiana Hoosiers, soon to be the national champion Indiana Hoosiers. The rumor is he might be going to the Las Vegas Raiders. And that would fit. Click right into place with them having the number one pick and choosing Fernando Mendoza.

[Tom Griswold]

Quarterback. Who knows? We'll.

[Ace Cosby]

See. He kind of has the best job on earth right.

[Chick McGee]

Now. It's a meaty. It's a meaty rumor. But why would he leave Indiana? He's got everything right where he wants. Dad was also a coach at.

[Ace Cosby]

Pitt and he's from Pittsburgh. People think he might go to the Steelers as well. I think he sticks around.

[Tom Griswold]

Iu. We'll see. Now, we do have a little bit of college football news over the.

[Chick McGee]

There. What are you saying? You're leading me into.

[Tom Griswold]

Something. Well, I remember I asked you a couple hours.

[Chick McGee]

Ago. No, that story. A Swedish athlete, Guinness World.

[Tom Griswold]

Record. Oh, that's a good. That's a good.

[Chick McGee]

One. Swedish athletes. You talk like these. Has achieved the Guinness World Record for the longest marathon controlling a soccer.

[Josh Arnold]

Ball. Controlling. Okay. All.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Daniel Jakob. What a country. Managed to keep a soccer ball airborne for a record breaking 28 hours, 21.

[Josh Arnold]

Minutes. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Astounding. And to.

[Tom Griswold]

Second. Yeah, it breaks. Yeah, it says it. He pauses for short breaks. What does that.

[Christy Lee]

Mean? Well, that means he didn't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Consecutively. Yeah, he paused. It said, pauses only for short breaks before bouncing the ball back onto his knees, chest and.

[Ace Cosby]

Feet. How short of a.

Break?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T. That's not.

[Chick McGee]

Fair. He took the title over from Dan Magness, who kept the ball in the air 26.

[Josh Arnold]

Hours. Why not just have it be the.

[Christy Lee]

Longest? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Because even four hours is real impressive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Do they do it because they don't want people.

[Tom Griswold]

To. How do you go to the. How do you go to the.

[Josh Arnold]

Bathroom? Well, are you asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Me? I mean, no, not in.

[Josh Arnold]

General. First, I get your coffee.

[Tom Griswold]

Cup. What movie? I appreciate.

[Chick McGee]

That. Is.

[Tom Griswold]

This. As the President of Fecality, I'd like to say that's very.

[Chick McGee]

Funny. What movie is it where the aliens pee out of their index finger. Remember.

[Josh Arnold]

That? Yes, I.

[Chick McGee]

Do. It's one of the hot shots. Or one of the. Of the. One of.

[Josh Arnold]

Those. What is that? Anyway, we.

[Tom Griswold]

Can. So. So. I don't understand. Do we have the video? This guy. What? Okay, it's really weird. He's wearing a. He's wearing a face mask. It looks like he's some kind of ninja. Yeah, he's got, like, a hood, and you can't even see. You can barely see his.

[Josh Arnold]

Eyes. Is that kind of part of his brand, or is he do.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird. Yeah, it's.

[Ace Cosby]

Weird. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Know. And what do they call it? The. What's the name of the record? I'm sure sorry. It's the record for keeping it.

[Christy Lee]

Aloft.

[Chick McGee]

Aloft. A soccer ball in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Air. Oh, it's not like the world record for ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Handling. The longest record for keeping it. Uppity.

[Christy Lee]

Uppity.

[Tom Griswold]

Uppity. Uppity. Record.

[Josh Arnold]

For. I was trying to go down vulgar road.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks. Thanks for using the term Uppity. Boy, oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy. Thanks for pointing out that he used the.

[Tom Griswold]

Term. Thanks for saying it again, Josh. So this is like. This is kind of like a hacky sack thing where you keep.

[Chick McGee]

The. No, it's a soccer.

[Christy Lee]

Ball. I've seen soccer people. They don't touch the ball with their hands.

[Tom Griswold]

They. No one said, I couldn't set this record if I was allowed to just stand there holding the ball and 28.

[Josh Arnold]

Hours. Soccer people, they're called.

[Chick McGee]

Paraguayans. And you would be good at.

[Christy Lee]

This. I think so, too. With your.

[Chick McGee]

Balance. If you can stand and put your socks on, you can balance the.

[Tom Griswold]

Soccer. It's a very, very tough. Can you do the hacky sack thing? Can you keep on a loft.

[Chick McGee]

For. No. Absolutely not. I don't know. I've never owned a hacky sack. What do you think of.

[Tom Griswold]

That? Nor have I. Nor have I. Well, any more sports of.

[Chick McGee]

Interest? Researchers in South Africa have found what they believe to be the world's oldest poison arrow. Really? Shoot that Poison.

[Josh Arnold]

Arrow? How do they know it's poisoned? Scientists check to see if that's.

[Willie Griswold]

Poison. It.

[Chick McGee]

Is. Scientists identify chemical residues from the. Is it residues or just residue from the poisonous plant known as the Boo.

[Tom Griswold]

Phone?

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Boy? Isn't that correct, Tom? The Boo.

[Josh Arnold]

Phone. The Boo Phone sounds like.

[Christy Lee]

Something. Look at.

[Josh Arnold]

Him. The superhero that you created. Buttman, would.

[Tom Griswold]

Have. Answer the.

[Josh Arnold]

Bu.

[Tom Griswold]

Phone. That's the name of the.

[Chick McGee]

Poison. This is a 60,000-year-old quartz arrowhead. The evidence suggests that people in Southern Africa had already Developed advanced knowledge of toxic substances and how they could be used for.

[Tom Griswold]

Hunting. Not exciting. Oh, boy. They would. So they would take a spear or an arrow and they'd hit some animal with it and they would kill.

[Josh Arnold]

The animal, you said, oh, this one wasn't found in the skeleton of a.

[Chick McGee]

British. So it's. So it's not enough for the arrow and the poison. I mean, the arrow and the bleeding and the.

[Tom Griswold]

Function. Natives. One Colonialism. Nothing in this matter. The bu. Phone.

[Josh Arnold]

Plant.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. The.

[Chick McGee]

Buffoon. That's the only reason we.

[Tom Griswold]

Did. That's exactly right. If there's something called a buffoon.

[Chick McGee]

And there's B O, o, P H O, N e. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Buon. Answer. The.

[Chick McGee]

Buon. The.

[Tom Griswold]

Buon. If you were the band poison, do you think you'd merch.

[Ace Cosby]

Arrows? Yeah, a poison arrow for sure. It's got a.

[Tom Griswold]

Little. It's.

[Ace Cosby]

Got. It's got a red bandana on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Griswolds are going to Griswold, aren't they? I'm asked a question. Half a sec. Yeah, I.

[Ace Cosby]

Would. It's right up my alley. I mean, that's a really silly one. It's so far up my alley, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Crazy. I mean, do they. Do they merch like roses with thorns or anything like.

[Josh Arnold]

That? I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Know. Anything to keep them.

[Josh Arnold]

From. I've been lucky enough never to go to a.

[Chick McGee]

Bo. Thank you, Josh. Thank you very.

[Christy Lee]

Much. Just mean Ace has been to a.

[Tom Griswold]

Few. I have.

[Chick McGee]

Two. They're gonna find that.

[Tom Griswold]

Surprising. Let's. Let's see what's coming up in sports. No.

[Chick McGee]

One. More viral footage captured a brawl taking place on the ice during a youth hockey game in.

[Josh Arnold]

Pennsylvania. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Man. The fight broke out during an intermission matchup at the minor league Hershey Bears Cleveland Monsters hockey game over the weekend. Video shows multiple children tackling and punching one another with multiple pile ups taking place on the Ice Hockey Central. The Central Penn Panthers youth Ice Hockey Club said it is investigating the.

[Josh Arnold]

Incident. All.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Now here's the.

[Chick McGee]

Problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I didn't see the hit. The. The first hit. So. I mean, this is all.

[Tom Griswold]

Legit. These kids are pounding one.

[Josh Arnold]

Another.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. But now there's some speculation. A little kid skates into. They're beating the hell out of each.

[Christy Lee]

Other. Well, that's hockey, isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

It?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh. One kid just hit a guy on his own.

[Tom Griswold]

Team. Accident. They're little kids.

[Josh Arnold]

But. Yeah, I know, but you.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta. I mean, but they learn by watching.

[Tom Griswold]

Hockey. But supposedly they're saying this was set up and fake, but they're really.

[Josh Arnold]

Hitting even the goalies in on.

[Chick McGee]

It. Yeah, not AI, but they just staged the fight so they could record.

[Josh Arnold]

It. Some of it looked like it because there were three players on the same team that were in a scrum and what would. That would just not. That doesn't make any.

[Tom Griswold]

Sense. But they were really whacking each.

[Josh Arnold]

Other. No, no helmets came off. No, they were still wearing their.

[Chick McGee]

Gloves. They weren't hitting that hard. They're only little kids.

[Josh Arnold]

So. Yeah, they may have. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, the good news is they only have their baby teeth. So they.

[Josh Arnold]

Can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Grow.

[Josh Arnold]

Newer. They don't need bridges.

[Chick McGee]

Yet. You know what? That is the good news. Thank.

[Josh Arnold]

You. I'm gonna have to watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

Though. There's a huge advance in teeth technology when it comes to getting them knocked.

[Chick McGee]

Out. Here we.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. Did you know.

[Chick McGee]

That? No, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Serious. Oh, I believe. We don't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

You. They got a whole new thing. Shove that tooth back in there. Yeah. All. Wouldn't you rather see this at the super bowl? Halftime. Little kids pound on each other in.

[Josh Arnold]

Hockey. Yeah, man. Yeah, I'd.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch. Would you watch.

[Josh Arnold]

That? Not the Puppy bowl, but the. Yeah, the kids Fighting.

[Tom Griswold]

Bowl. Oh, I'm sure there'd be people. People.

[Chick McGee]

Complaining. What about bum. Bum fights. Isn't there aren't bum fights. Aren't.

[Josh Arnold]

They? How. How gross was.

[Chick McGee]

That? That's like a.

[Josh Arnold]

Trend. Those were like videotapes you could buy late at night. They would talk homeless people into fighting or they would go, hey, we'll give you a sandwich if you punch.

[Chick McGee]

Them. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. I mean, just to.

[Chick McGee]

Disgust. You know, I watched, I don't know, three to 350.

[Josh Arnold]

Videos. Each one more.

[Chick McGee]

Disgusting. Yes, each one.

[Pat Godwin]

More. Buy a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

Sandwiches. You sure did. You over fun. Did you ever break even on that venture? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Never. Coming up, we have sloth news. We have zoo news. We have canoli in the.

[Ace Cosby]

News.

[Tom Griswold]

Huge. And this was. This is very unfortunate. A woman defecating at the.

[Chick McGee]

Police. Is the description defecating at the police? Is that the preposition you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. I'm reading from the WJHG source on this. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And we're going to get to our wordle story because I want to hear Pat's song.

[Tom Griswold]

Today. Oh, good. Okay, good. I'm speaking of Patty G. He's going to be on the road this weekend. Is it Friday night.

[Ace Cosby]

Only?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Charlotte at the. What is.

[Pat Godwin]

It? The River Comedy at the Creek.

[Tom Griswold]

Clubhouse. Okay, great. And Willie G. Hey. At the Caravan, Louisville tonight, tomorrow and Saturday with Greg.

[Josh Arnold]

Hahn. Let's.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. It's gonna be great. Lots of other stuff and lots of other places going on with things which we'll get to. We'll let you know what's happening. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by John Bava House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Show. What.

[Chick McGee]

Up? Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. Excuse.

[Chick McGee]

Me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I got to go to a rally today. I got to get at the. The Blue.

[Chick McGee]

Juice. Oh, your.

[Tom Griswold]

Windshield. Windshield. Yeah, My. My car told me.

[Josh Arnold]

That.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh, it'll talk to you. Yeah, it's got to get almost. It's almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Nagging. That's amazing, isn't.

[Chick McGee]

It? Yeah. Your oil change. How about that oil.

[Tom Griswold]

Change? Get the oil.

[Chick McGee]

Changed. Now you can pick the German.

[Tom Griswold]

Accent. It's a German car, right?

[Chick McGee]

Right. So naturally, there's Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Godwin. I got a friend that has a German shepherd that you have to give the command. Hands. In.

[Chick McGee]

German. There's Willie Griswold. You can train them that way. Yes. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Hello. How's it.

[Chick McGee]

Going?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. One more sports story from the world of college.

[Chick McGee]

Football. Oregon. Oregon quarterback Dante Moore. Quack quack. Has decided to return to the Oregon Ducks next season rather than declare for the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

Draft. He makes a good stew.

[Tom Griswold]

Too. That's right. He's. That's.

[Chick McGee]

His. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

His. Well, that's Dinty.

[Tom Griswold]

Moore. Oh, no. But he's a natural for that twin brother. He could do a commercial where he takes the A and replaces it with an I and it becomes Dinty Moore. Isn't that your favorite stew of the store.

[Josh Arnold]

Bought?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. We grew up.

[Tom Griswold]

On. Is that the one? Wait, now. Which is the one that comes without.

[Josh Arnold]

Meat? The one without meat. I don't know. I'm not.

[Christy Lee]

Buying. Who has stew without.

[Pat Godwin]

Meat? Dinty.

[Chick McGee]

Less. Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

Man. You don't have to work too hard. That's the funniest thing I've ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Heard. What were we talking about? Was it Hamburger Helper that has no meat in it or something?

[Christy Lee]

No. Hamburger Helper is You gotta have hamburger.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? But you had. You add your own.

[Tom Griswold]

Hamburger. Yes, there was something. We were talking about that. You have to add the.

[Josh Arnold]

Meat. Oh, you do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You're talking about Sloppy.

[Tom Griswold]

Joe's. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

It. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Manwich. That's right. You thought that there was meat in the can. Why wouldn't you.

[Tom Griswold]

Be? Well, what's manly about a meat like little Sloppy.

[Christy Lee]

Joe? You add the meat.

[Pat Godwin]

Right? You put the man in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yourself. So you got to be a witch. Wait a second. I'm lost in this joke. Someone. Someone help.

[Chick McGee]

Me. There's nothing worse than being helplessly lost in a.

[Tom Griswold]

Joke. Maybe he's going back to Oregon because he doesn't want to be drafted by the.

[Chick McGee]

Jets. Well, you're talking about Dante Moore and Dinty Moore. You know, Bijan Robinson, right? Running back for the Falcons. Has his own Dijon mustard, and that is true. Bijan Dijon mustard, Yeah. I believe we have a jar of it, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Think. Although it's gonna be hard to break me away from around.

[Chick McGee]

Here. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? That is a fine Dijon mustard.

[Ace Cosby]

Man. Cooper Dijon, the white defensive player for the Eagles. He is sponsored by Cooper's White American Cheese, which is the main cheese they put on the Phillies out there. Genius.

[Tom Griswold]

Marketing. Very, very.

[Chick McGee]

Good. There's Bijan Dijon mustard right.

[Tom Griswold]

There. There you.

[Josh Arnold]

Go. Bijan mustard.

[Tom Griswold]

Sentences. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Cool. Gourmet yellow.

[Josh Arnold]

Mustard. I would try.

[Tom Griswold]

It. We'll see if down the road. Because, I mean, Dante Moore could do a deal with. Did he? Moore, Even though he's still in college with Nil. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Sure. He can do anything with.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody. Tom, the slogan of Bijan Mustardson is, it's like a touchdown in your.

[Christy Lee]

Mouth. You can read.

[Chick McGee]

That. How about.

[Tom Griswold]

That? That is.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious. Have you.

[Chick McGee]

Ever. Can you imagine what it would like to have a touchdown in your.

[Willie Griswold]

Mouth?

[Chick McGee]

Mouth? You know, being the president of Oral.

[Christy Lee]

Pleasure.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I'd like to find out what it's like to have a.

[Ace Cosby]

Tough. You and Matt Ryan, the president of football, have to get together and talk.

[Chick McGee]

About. Anyway, he said. Dante Moore said, when it comes to me just making my decision, of course I want to feel most prepared and do what's best for my situation, especially as a quarterback. I'll be coming back to Oregon for one more year, being able to play for the Ducks and reach our goal and be national.

[Tom Griswold]

Champions. How.

[Chick McGee]

Cool. No mention of money in this. He had been forecast to be the second quarterback selected in the draft behind Indiana's Fernando Mendoza. So we will see what we will.

[Tom Griswold]

See. So that the Dinty Moore hunk really needs Joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Helper. Humor.

[Tom Griswold]

Helper. Kind of a sauce. Add to.

[Chick McGee]

The. Tom, you should be the president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Jokes. Oh, no, no. I'd much rather be the president of.

[Christy Lee]

Dogs. Okay, I guess you could be the president of.

[Pat Godwin]

Jokes. I'm the president of the sun at my.

[Josh Arnold]

Gym. I'm thinking about changing, leaving my host as president of nachos. It's a lot of work. Yeah, I'm just going with president of.

[Christy Lee]

Silliness. Yeah, you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Silly. I love when you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Silly. I'm often so please fart when you say.

[Josh Arnold]

That. I'm. I'm thinking about going as president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Silliness. Hey, Pat, you have a setting on your keyboard where you can make it sound like farts. You could play the presidential.

[Chick McGee]

Theme. That'll be ready in a half.

[Josh Arnold]

Hour. And now the queef or no, Hail to the queef.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Are you a policing agency being the president of silliness or yes, that's either too.

[Josh Arnold]

Silly. Not silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Enough. Okay, well, thank you very much. Now it's time for us to move on. Oh, wait a minute. Well, the phone's.

[Chick McGee]

Ringing. Hello, Baba Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Show. Hello? Anybody? We got hung up on apparently. I'm sorry. Christy Lee's over there at the.

[Christy Lee]

Bobatoman. A British data executive has created a bot that can solve the New York Times wordle puzzle in four guesses. That takes all the fun out of it, doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

It?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. SWNS reports that 27 year old Alex Walker claims his bot solves the game in an average of 3.419.

[Josh Arnold]

Guesses. Did anybody else here claims his butt solved the.

[Ace Cosby]

Game? Yeah, it's very.

[Chick McGee]

Funny. You know what that is? It's.

[Christy Lee]

Silly. Yeah. Beating software built by MIT which solves the puzzle in 3.421.

[Chick McGee]

Guesses. Mitt.

[Christy Lee]

Romney. According to his bot, the best first word to use.

[Chick McGee]

Is. I'm going to say.

[Christy Lee]

Trial. You're.

[Ace Cosby]

Close. They recommend crane, I think Trail.

[Christy Lee]

Tarse, T A R, S E. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Would never even be an.

[Christy Lee]

Answer. Do you know what it.

[Josh Arnold]

Means?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Short. It's something.

[Chick McGee]

Biological. Right. Staccato. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Forget. No, but I didn't. I lost the.

[Christy Lee]

Article. So do you know what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh? Yes, it's when you put jello in a slinky and throw it at your.

[Pat Godwin]

Mother. Yeah, that is.

[Chick McGee]

Silly. Put that tar away. Mom will.

[Christy Lee]

Say. Actually, it happens to be a word for male.

[Tom Griswold]

Genitalia.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Yes, I got a hold of my tars right now.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. MIT's recommended opening word is S A L E T. Oh, what's.

[Tom Griswold]

That? A salad.

[Christy Lee]

Sale. A salad sal. These are bowl shaped medieval helmet, popular in the 15th.

[Chick McGee]

Century. It's like, what good is that boat if you can't sail.

[Tom Griswold]

It? If you play the game wordle, they don't ever use words like that. That would never be a.

[Josh Arnold]

Winner. Why not? It's too.

[Tom Griswold]

Obscure. Yeah, they use. They almost always have relatively common words. The most unusual one lately was.

[Christy Lee]

Oomph. Yeah, they're not trying to get it in one word. They're saying these are the.

[Tom Griswold]

Words. I know, but that's.

[Chick McGee]

Ridiculous. Do you try to solve the wordle every day in just one or are you trying to guess a good.

[Christy Lee]

Word? That's what they're saying. That's why they.

[Josh Arnold]

Start. I don't think that's. It's not really ridiculous. That's their starter.

[Christy Lee]

Word. Starter.

[Chick McGee]

Word. They're not trying to solve the puzzle. Not.

[Christy Lee]

Valid. What do you mean it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Valid? These are also scientists and computers things you always.

[Tom Griswold]

Tout. I usually get it in for it. I don't even have a.

[Chick McGee]

Computer. Okay, well that's because your.

[Tom Griswold]

Mom. Here we go. Listen to this, Christy. This version of the story says 27 year old Alex Walker came up with the computer program in his bedroom in his spare.

[Josh Arnold]

Time. Okay, a lot of yeah, there are nerds out.

[Tom Griswold]

There. Yeah, I'm sure there was nothing else going on in his bedroom.

[Pat Godwin]

Involved. Wake up early, slow as a turtle. Check my phone, do my wordle. Got it in five. Pour me a coffee, hope the cream doesn't curdle. Got nothing to do. Already did. My word doll. Maybe go for a drive. Right around seven I go to Bob Evans with my breakfast crew. I tell the boys my favorite story that time I got world.

[Josh Arnold]

Into.

[Pat Godwin]

It. Keeps my mind fertile. My morning mantle hurdle. Should I post today's score? Yesterday it was 4. I'll text my daughter and son if I get it in.

[Tom Griswold]

One. Oh, yeah. Thank you very.

[Christy Lee]

Much. So I don't play. So how many guesses do you.

[Chick McGee]

Get?

[Josh Arnold]

Six.

[Christy Lee]

Six. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, it's fun. It's. I. It. It's become every day I have to do.

[Christy Lee]

It. So do you have a starter word? Do you start with the same word every.

[Tom Griswold]

Day? I.

[Christy Lee]

Do.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Caper. Cannot believe you.

[Chick McGee]

Told. Why would you give your name? That's not going to work. At least bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Luck. You got to go with Salus.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. The last time I missed it, the. The answer was an er word and there are a Thousand of.

[Josh Arnold]

Them. And one of these days, if not already, it's going to be caper and you'll get it in.

[Tom Griswold]

Zero. In all the years I've been doing it, I've only gotten the with one word, one twice. And it's just, that's just dumb luck. So. Yeah, you're.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Well, of course it's just dumb.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot, but it's.

[Chick McGee]

Fun. Well, that's what they have to come up with as a computer program to predict what, what the today's world.

[Josh Arnold]

Is. That would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Great. I want him to get a computer for that connections game. That's the one that really gets to me. Oh. Now, coming up in the news, Christy, what have you got over.

[Christy Lee]

There? Coming up, we have a story for Josh. It involves a bit Bigfoot. That's right. I said new, compelling evidence.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe. All.

[Christy Lee]

Right. And what are all these Victorian shoes washing up on the beach.

[Josh Arnold]

For?

[Tom Griswold]

Odd. Yeah, yeah, real ones. I mean, like old, old, old shoes. And then we have a lady apparently is being accused of defecating at.

[Chick McGee]

Police. So someone found some really old Victorian shoes, lots of.

[Josh Arnold]

Them. Lots of them that washed up on the.

[Chick McGee]

Beach. Washed up on a.

[Christy Lee]

Beach. And that's in.

[Chick McGee]

Wales. That's our news.

[Josh Arnold]

Story. Were they in in Wales or were they on the.

[Pat Godwin]

Beach? Make up your.

[Christy Lee]

Mind. They were in the country of.

[Chick McGee]

Wales. There's a whole country of Wales. I want to live there. That'd be.

[Ace Cosby]

Cool. You could be the president of Wales if you want.

[Chick McGee]

To. And now here's our.

[Tom Griswold]

Mayor. My understanding we're very popular. My understanding that we're trying to take over the.

[Christy Lee]

Country. Oh, are.

[Tom Griswold]

We? Is that right? Oh, yeah. Military thing. $70.

[Christy Lee]

Billion. And we have cannolis in the news just for.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. And we have Joan of Arc update. And Otis elevators in the news. And comedian Al Jackson all on the way to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Show. For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules. Or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Godwin. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. We'll have another song coming out of Pat here any minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Right. There's Willie.

[Ace Cosby]

Griswold. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Man. There's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold. Made a mistake. You gave me advice One day. Chick, you said don't talk about your personal life. I said something in the green room. And Tom, I told yelled at.

[Chick McGee]

Me. I told you, don't bring anything in here that you don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Want. I'll tell you what it is in a.

[Chick McGee]

Sec. Criticized. Or there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk and Hello, Tom. What happened between you and.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh? Nothing. I was just grabbing some tea and I'm not sure how it came up, but Josh mentioned some wardrobe issue he's.

[Josh Arnold]

Having. Oh, well, I, I, I'm going to a good friend's wedding wedding this weekend. And where the wedding is is going to be incredibly chilly. Like in the.

[Christy Lee]

Teens.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. And who gets married in January? Never mind. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Ahead. They have to get.

[Christy Lee]

Married. Please tell me it's not an outdoor.

[Tom Griswold]

Wedding.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Boy, that would be amazing. And I am looking forward to it. It's I, I, I like these. These are friends of mine I.

[Tom Griswold]

Like. It's not.

[Chick McGee]

O'.

[Josh Arnold]

Brien. I'm real happy. No, no, I.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T. He's about dude.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. So I. Instead of wearing a suit coat, I was thinking about getting a nice top coat or a pea coat. You know, something that's a little more.

[Chick McGee]

Substantial. I don't know about a pea coat, but an overcoat. A.

[Josh Arnold]

Top.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. A matrix coat might.

[Tom Griswold]

Be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And I don't know that I'd go that long. I don't know that I go full trench, but I, but, you know, and then I could wear that and then take it off at the reception.

[Chick McGee]

Whatever. All.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. And boy. Boy, apparently that is a, a big mistake I'd be.

[Chick McGee]

Making. Did Tom have some.

[Christy Lee]

Advice?

[Josh Arnold]

What? I hate.

[Tom Griswold]

Those. They, they don't keep you.

[Chick McGee]

Warm. I beg your pardon? They do keep you.

[Christy Lee]

Warm. You have a nice cashmere coat. It keeps you very.

[Tom Griswold]

Warm. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Fine. You're taking a fashion.

[Tom Griswold]

Advice? Wear a ski.

[Josh Arnold]

Jacket. Be a.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. Show up in a classic. Classic Bogner. Then you take it off and you have a nice coat and die.

[Willie Griswold]

On. Yeah, that's the.

[Josh Arnold]

Thing. I don't want to wear a. Yeah, no, I, I don't know who's.

[Chick McGee]

The weirdo in ski.

[Tom Griswold]

Jacket. You see all those guys in Washington with those long, boxy.

[Josh Arnold]

Coats? Because Washington gets breezy when they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Walking. No, but, no, but they're.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Overcoat. I think they look.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. A trench coat. Yes, that would be cool. The belt, that'd be all.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. I have a pea coat. I love the pea coat. And this is Very lame. The reason I have the pea coat. When I was a kid, I liked the movie Dog Dogma and Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's characters wear a hoodie with a pea.

[Josh Arnold]

Coat.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And I thought it was a good look. And that next week, boy, was I wearing hoodie and a pea coat every.

[Tom Griswold]

Day. Peacock might be.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

Not. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's. I've seen something look real nice.

[Chick McGee]

Too.

[Christy Lee]

Casual.

[Josh Arnold]

Casual. Okay. That's good to know. I trust you guys more than I do my.

[Tom Griswold]

Own. So I tell you what. What do you want to get? What do you call it again?

[Josh Arnold]

A. An overcoat or a.

[Tom Griswold]

Top? Okay. Can you get a top.

[Josh Arnold]

Hat? Oh, I. I would, but instead I'm wearing. Going to wear.

[Tom Griswold]

My. I'll give you $10 if you wear a top.

[Chick McGee]

Hat. Oh, come.

[Christy Lee]

On. If you invest in a nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Top coat, can you imagine how pissed they would be? Instead of paying attention to the bride and groom, you see the guy with the top hat. A total.

[Ace Cosby]

Distraction. Help him out. Let him borrow your cowboy hat. That'll look.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Now wear the top hat and go. Top of the morning to.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. To everybody. As the father's walking the bread. Top of the morning to.

[Chick McGee]

You. Yep, there you.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. And I believe we have a top hats in the news today, I.

[Chick McGee]

Think. Oh, I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

So. If we do a little today in history. You want to do that? We can get on. Get. Get some of this history out.

[Josh Arnold]

There. You own a top.

[Tom Griswold]

Hat? No.

[Christy Lee]

I. Nobody owns a top.

[Chick McGee]

Hat. Do.

[Josh Arnold]

They?

[Tom Griswold]

What? What do you.

[Christy Lee]

Mean?

[Chick McGee]

Slash. You think.

[Christy Lee]

You. You think.

[Chick McGee]

You. You ran.

[Ace Cosby]

Them. Yes, you.

[Christy Lee]

Would. I bet you could rent.

[Tom Griswold]

One. Yeah, I bet you can. They.

[Chick McGee]

Those. I bet you.

[Tom Griswold]

Can. Doesn't the. Doesn't the top hat go with a so called morning coat? Isn't that the thing with the weird.

[Christy Lee]

Time? Very.

[Ace Cosby]

English. Two wedding parties in the last year. Yeah. You could rent a top hat at men's warehouse for.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. And the place you see him is that horse race in.

[Josh Arnold]

England.

[Tom Griswold]

Whatever. That's the church.

[Chick McGee]

Ascot. No, you said astro, didn't.

[Christy Lee]

You? I did not. I.

[Chick McGee]

Said. I'm pretty sure she said.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Astra. That sounds like a check out that Astro astronaut is. That is very unfortunate. I told you not to eat.

[Chick McGee]

That. She's got the.

[Tom Griswold]

Astronaut. Still did.

[Chick McGee]

It. Oral.

[Tom Griswold]

Pleasure. Okay, we have and ass munching. 1412. Wow. Happy birthday, Joan of Arc. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

When? What do.

[Christy Lee]

You. What do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Mean? What did you.

[Chick McGee]

Contemplate? Yeah, what are you thinking about? Joan of.

[Tom Griswold]

Arc. Well, you know, the famous.

[Josh Arnold]

Story. Well, she didn't need a coach, did.

[Tom Griswold]

She? Yeah, but yeah, she was it hot.

[Pat Godwin]

Here. Is it just.

[Tom Griswold]

Me? Yeah, but when. When she went up to the pearly gates, God said to her, well.

[Chick McGee]

Done. Oh, God would come up with a better line than.

[Ace Cosby]

That. Probably in French.

[Tom Griswold]

Too. Needed. Needed. Joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Helper. Well, for Joan.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now this is a baller move. Born in 1550, Elizabeth I.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

QE1. Yeah, that's a. That's a harsh look, isn't it? That.

[Tom Griswold]

White. Oh, that forehead.

[Josh Arnold]

Thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That's.

[Ace Cosby]

Rough. She doesn't look super hot like the king does now. You know, it's sort of a weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Look. I love. I love that movie, though, with. It's like the end of the Godfather. The end of. When Elizabeth got in, she remembered who didn't like.

[Chick McGee]

Her. Yeah. All family. Business was.

[Tom Griswold]

Settled. Okay, here we go. This guy was born in 1797. His name, John Hetherington. Why is he.

[Christy Lee]

Famous? John.

[Chick McGee]

Hetherington? He came up with the.

[Tom Griswold]

Neckwear. Close. He was a haberdasher. Came up with the top.

[Chick McGee]

Hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. And was actually taken to court for wearing it. How.

[Chick McGee]

Odd. You can go to jail for wearing.

[Christy Lee]

A. Guess back in the day, height requirement or.

[Josh Arnold]

Something. Charge you with top.

[Ace Cosby]

Hattery. Come on by. Extra mercury for the kids this.

[Chick McGee]

Year. Involuntary.

[Tom Griswold]

Hattery. And isn't. Isn't a hat guy called a.

[Josh Arnold]

Milliner?

[Willie Griswold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Which makes no sense. There's no mill.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Well, there were hat mills.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. Yeah. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They really crank fire and the.

[Chick McGee]

Hat. They crank them out.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. And then wasn't that the thing where you mentioned mercury? Wasn't that the.

[Pat Godwin]

Deal?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. They all went crazy because they licked their fingers, put mercury on the.

[Chick McGee]

Mad Hatter thing in the triangle. Hat factory.

[Tom Griswold]

Fire. Here's the important thing that happened on this data. In 1861, Elisha Otis patented the steam elevator. He got the idea. He got the idea, Pat. In a sauna, I.

[Christy Lee]

Believe. What happened when the water ran.

[Josh Arnold]

Out. I guess we're on the sixth.

[Chick McGee]

Floor. He tested it at the. At the World's Fair. And he cut the cable and he still was there in. In the shaft. He didn't fall. That was the big.

[Tom Griswold]

Deal. But Otis, I'm a big Otis elevator fan. I'm brand loyal. If it's not an Otis, I get to a building, I take the stairs. In 1965, Pat Godwin, the who released their first single, what was.

[Pat Godwin]

It? The.

[Tom Griswold]

Seeker. Close. I can't explain. I mean, that's the name of the song. I'm.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. Why would you ask a question if you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Explain? I'm sorry. Now this is for chick. 1967, the Green Bay packers faced the Kansas City Chiefs in the first Super.

[Chick McGee]

Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Do you remember who did the halftime.

[Chick McGee]

Show? The halftime.

[Josh Arnold]

Show? What.

[Tom Griswold]

Year? 67, Anita.

[Chick McGee]

Bryant. She was in there early, but maybe not the first.

[Josh Arnold]

One. Penny Youngman, Marching Band of Al.

[Tom Griswold]

Hurt. That's right. Very corpulence. Trumpet.

[Chick McGee]

Player. You know what his big hit was? The Green.

[Josh Arnold]

Hornet. That was that guy. That's incredible trumpet.

[Tom Griswold]

Playing. Yeah, it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is. It's in Kill Bill.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That guy's tongue work. Well, as Chick would tell you.

[Chick McGee]

President. The president of moral pleasure. I know a good trumpet player when I hear.

[Tom Griswold]

One. Sure. Yeah. We'll come back, play a little bit of that for.

[Josh Arnold]

You. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. And lastly in the news, in 1994, Queen Elizabeth the II fell off her horse and.

[Josh Arnold]

All. The king's.

[Chick McGee]

Horse. No, that's how she broke her.

[Tom Griswold]

Hymen. Finally, Prince.

[Chick McGee]

Philip. Philip had nothing to.

[Tom Griswold]

Do. Micro, micro. Here we go. This is important. 2009, Sully Sullenberger landed Flight 1549 in the Hudson river, and everybody survived.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing. No, it isn't. Terrible. Terrible. Pilot, miss the.

[Pat Godwin]

Birds. Stay away from the.

[Josh Arnold]

Birds. Really? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Mrs. The bird in the.

[Josh Arnold]

First. Here we.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. Here we go. Get that tongue out.

[Chick McGee]

Here.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. Not.

[Ace Cosby]

Amazing. A little too fast, I would say. Relax a little bit, chill.

[Josh Arnold]

Out. Look at this picture of face full of.

[Chick McGee]

Coke. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Man. Flying out of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Trumpet. Now, would you rather see that guy, that guy, or Big Bunny at the Super Bowl? Or Bad Bunny? Sorry, I have no.

[Chick McGee]

Interest. I don't have a beef with Big.

[Josh Arnold]

Bun. My egg, my.

[Christy Lee]

Song. Believe me. But Mad Bunny is very.

[Chick McGee]

Popular. Perfect eyesight. Too many.

[Josh Arnold]

Carrots. Yeah, I can't wait to see Ice take them.

[Tom Griswold]

Away. I'm not sure if you're wearing this. Puerto Rico is part of.

[Chick McGee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Determine. Thanks very much, Jer. Patty G is going to be in North Carolina at the creek clubhouse in Charlotte. Coming up tomorrow night. Tomorrow night, 16th Willie G. Tonight, tomorrow and Saturday with Greg Hahn at the Caravan in Louisville. Some great live comedy. Duke Tomato tonight at the Wildy theater in Edwardsville, Illinois. And then Haywood Banks at the Ark in Ann Arbor. I understand free admission if you're Joan. Name is.

[Chick McGee]

Joan. Oh, how.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Yeah, offer.

[Josh Arnold]

Void. Boy, Heywood was not gonna care for.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Okay. And Kostaki Economopoulos tomorrow night in Stockton at Valley Brew. And then Saturday, cozad, Nebraska, all coming up. So check out some great live comedy now when we come back. Christy Lee, what do you got over.

[Christy Lee]

There? Coming up, we. We have an interesting story from Fort Walton beach where a woman tries to avoid arrest by shooting number two at the.

[Josh Arnold]

Police. Shooting.

[Christy Lee]

It. Well.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Out of her.

[Christy Lee]

Bee. Yeah. Also we have sweet potato in a man's bomb. We have.

[Josh Arnold]

That. That reminds me of a Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Song. We also have an interesting story about a.

[Christy Lee]

Soup. Yes, we.

[Tom Griswold]

Do. And a fascinating marketing scheme that I don't think really worked. No involving.

[Christy Lee]

Soup. They might use it now with dry January. People.

[Tom Griswold]

Might. Yeah, we'll find out. Yeah, we'll find out. What's going on here. By the way, I was with a friend the other night and he said, I'm doing dry.

[Christy Lee]

January. Oh, yeah, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Was. I was at my house, had a few people over and watched the game. And really, I'm doing dry, Dry January. I said, okay. Then he goes, I'll just have bourbon in the rocks. Ah, I wish I were making it.

[Pat Godwin]

Up. No.

[Chick McGee]

Mixers.

[Christy Lee]

Just. I had a. I was at an event and some lady was behind me, said, I'm. I've. I'm on dry January. And I really want a glass of wine. And I turned around, I go, have the glass of wine. Just add a day. First of.

[Josh Arnold]

February.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, very.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Yeah, Come.

[Josh Arnold]

On. Just have a dry.

[Tom Griswold]

One. Okay, Build them up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. Hi there. At the Silac Insurance news desk, there's Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Willie.

[Ace Cosby]

Griswold. Good.

[Chick McGee]

Morning. There's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. Doing a little house.

[Tom Griswold]

Cleaning? Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

McGee. With his nose. All.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. No, I was blowing my nose into this.

[Chick McGee]

Tissue. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Perfectly.

[Chick McGee]

Acceptable.

[Ace Cosby]

Certainly. Hey, you can pick it if you want to. Just get in.

[Tom Griswold]

There. I'm not picking my nose. I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Just. Feels real.

[Ace Cosby]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You're in.

[Chick McGee]

Charge. Pick me a.

[Josh Arnold]

Winner. It can be as satisfying as anything, picking that.

[Tom Griswold]

Nose. I'm just gonna take these coffee stirrers and just shove.

[Josh Arnold]

Around. Oh, yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. You ever ball it up and throw it across the room? See if it makes a noise when it hits the hardwood.

[Ace Cosby]

Floor? Hide it behind that cat couch. Then you move, you go, I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

Gross. That's why. Just do the traditional. Put them in your coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Cup. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Never. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Let'S. A Burger.

[Tom Griswold]

Garden. No, I don't care. Could we move on? Christy Lee's at the news desk. What have you got over.

[Christy Lee]

There? This isn't much better. Police in Florida say a woman tried to avoid arrest by, quote, defecating towards officers. The Fort Walton Beach Police Department said a Department of Health worker was conducting a routine inspection at the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor when an employee, a.

[Josh Arnold]

Ms. Handy, jerks a.

[Christy Lee]

Lot. Fang.

[Josh Arnold]

Wang. Well, I didn't even try, did.

[Chick McGee]

I? Wait a minute. Hold it. Timeout. Her name's better than anything we could make.

[Christy Lee]

Up. Fang.

[Tom Griswold]

Wang. That is really.

[Josh Arnold]

Her. Everybody Fang Wang.

[Christy Lee]

Tonight. Started yelling at them and tried forcing.

[Josh Arnold]

Me. Oh, do you have a parody of.

[Ace Cosby]

Wang?

[Tom Griswold]

No. He.

[Josh Arnold]

Does.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Officers responded to the massage parlor where the suspect allegedly started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being.

[Tom Griswold]

Arrested. What are you thinking? Well, I mean, really.

[Ace Cosby]

Craziness. I mean, there's been dead air on here. We've told some pretty bad jokes in the past. You know, she gets in a pinch. She's got to figure something out. She's going to try her best on the.

[Josh Arnold]

Fly. What do you.

[Ace Cosby]

Do? Yeah, you get nervous. You're.

[Tom Griswold]

Improvising. Another cop, one of the cops went to Ready. Sharks.

[Chick McGee]

Fired. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What did you say? John Sharts.

[Christy Lee]

Fired.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Gross. That means she really pushed.

[Christy Lee]

Hard. I mean, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Awful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, she was subsequently arrested.

[Christy Lee]

And. Well, yeah, of course. Battery on an officers.

[Tom Griswold]

With. And it's weird because it doesn't say that she was throwing.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Monkey style. Everybody playing dong.

[Chick McGee]

Tonight. Doing it monkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Style. Her name is. Her name really is Fang.

[Christy Lee]

Wang.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There'S. I think there might be a nice family name. We don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Know. Oh, yeah. It's like, probably like being named Joan Smith and wherever that, you know, she's from originally. But Ms. Wang. But just I thought it was kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Humorous. How did you make. How did he make where she's from originally seem.

[Tom Griswold]

Less.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Just in that one grouping of.

[Tom Griswold]

Words. No, I think her trying to poop on police officers makes her less. Not her country of origin. I'm just saying unusual.

[Josh Arnold]

Name. And I think that it was originally a department of health checkup. Right. Isn't that what you had said? Yeah, that's a clear violation. I would think that person had something to write on their form after she took a.

[Tom Griswold]

Dump. Legal material notice in the.

[Christy Lee]

Lobby. I thought we'd covered everything about orifices earlier this year when we were talking about things that were removed from the rectums. Well, we missed one. Doctors removed a large sweet potato from a man's butt. According to the website need to know, the 61 year old had inserted a 7 inch long sweet potato into his rectum. Quote, out of boredom before going to sleep. He awoke with intense abdominal pain. But when he was unable to get the vegetable out, he went to the hospital. Hospital where doctors performed a laparotomy to surgically remove the sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato. Probably wasn't all that sweet when they got it out. No, because they had a little tart. I mean, if you're gonna do that to your colon and your sphincter, wouldn't you go with mashed.

[Christy Lee]

Potatoes? No, you wouldn't feel anything. That's not the point of.

[Tom Griswold]

It. I think I was gonna think I was. No, I.

[Chick McGee]

Was. Mashed potato has no integrity. How does it get up your.

[Tom Griswold]

Blood? Yeah, you get one of.

[Ace Cosby]

Those. Like a piping.

[Tom Griswold]

Bag. Yeah. Those sacks. Yeah. When people are putting frosting.

[Chick McGee]

On. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. You put the mashed potatoes in there. Stick it. Stick it in the ker. You fill it.

[Josh Arnold]

Up. Yeah, but the man was trying to mimic a.

[Christy Lee]

Wiener. Yeah, he's not trying.

[Ace Cosby]

To. Yeah, I do like how he just said I was bored, though. It's like, get a video game, get a hobby or.

[Christy Lee]

Something. Who goes to sleep with it.

[Chick McGee]

In? Somebody who's preparing very comfortable yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Stretching the real thing, I'm guessing. As I said, when we had all these stories from whatever national authority it was about things in ER sounded.

[Christy Lee]

Like US Product, Consumer Safety.

[Tom Griswold]

Commission. Yeah. I'm guessing a lot of these people were.

[Josh Arnold]

Intoxicated. I think they were just.

[Willie Griswold]

Horny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't think they necessarily need. Yeah, Josh is.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But now I know it would only take a couple drinks to lube you up.

[Tom Griswold]

Before even if it's. So it's. It's dry January, but not back.

[Josh Arnold]

There, man. Perfectly good sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Potato. Yeah. Speaking of dry January, what are your.

[Pat Godwin]

Thoughts? You know, when I. I have the opposite problem? When I eat a sweet potato, I can't keep it in my butt.

[Christy Lee]

Fast. Oh, that's.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Because it just flies.

[Chick McGee]

Out. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. I'm a guy who does his business at home. I'm in and out fast. I like to be alone. Then my doctor put me on a no new diet. Superfoods. Whoa. I try it. He says, eat sweet potatoes but holy cow, I'm at the drugstore and my ass says now. Took a sweet potato poop out of CVS Sweet potato poop, sweet potato poop There was a girl and a john taking a pregnancy test Sweet potato poop, sweet potato, potato poo it comes with no warning no brown alert I had sweet potato pie for dessert I'm at Sunday service and out of the blue I gotta go But I'm stuck in a pew, pew Took a sweet potato poop at my church Help me here. Sweet potato poop, sweet potato poop and those grunts and gases don't sound like boy burps Sweet potato poo, sweet potato.

[Josh Arnold]

Poop.

[Pat Godwin]

Just. Tom in the second ver. Took a sweet potato poop blew up the can Sweet potato poop, potato, it's everything. I hope they called it clean. They called it.

[Chick McGee]

Clean.

[Pat Godwin]

Beautiful. One more time, Tom. They called a cleanup crew and a fireman. Take us.

[Tom Griswold]

Home. Sweet potatoes poop, sweet potato pool. I really ended up at the end.

[Chick McGee]

There. Oh, my.

[Josh Arnold]

Goodness. Very.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. They don't have that effect on me. But you and I have had that conversation, Pat. You asked me, hey, do you have an issue? And I.

[Ace Cosby]

Don'T. But high fiber food.

[Pat Godwin]

Right? Sure get you going crazy for me.

[Chick McGee]

Though.

[Pat Godwin]

Serious. Not even a.

[Josh Arnold]

Joke. Good for.

[Willie Griswold]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

God. Have you ever gone at a.

[Pat Godwin]

Cvs? No, I went at a grocery store. That's where I kind of wrote that song. Because I was like, whoa. I've never had that happen before. I had to like run to.

[Josh Arnold]

A. I have gone into CVS and it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Bad. I didn't know that. Do they have a public.

[Pat Godwin]

Bathroom? Yes, yes, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Good. Nobody really uses.

[Chick McGee]

Them. Very, very clean for the most.

[Josh Arnold]

Part.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't see you you any sort of process publicly and I will.

[Tom Griswold]

Avoid it at all.

[Chick McGee]

Cost. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But I do know for example here I can tell you which places.

[Chick McGee]

To go and here in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Building? No, no, no, in the city. Oh, I know for example.

[Chick McGee]

Many. You got them all mapped.

[Tom Griswold]

Out. I just know if you're. If an emergency should strike, I, I can get to one in 12 minutes at the.

[Josh Arnold]

Most. Let me ask you this is one of them a.

[Tom Griswold]

Bookstore?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, those can be.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Bookstore, very nice. Starbucks.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Really? I would think those would be super.

[Tom Griswold]

Busy. Well, more. Well, depending. See, I know which. Which ones have. Have a combination. You got it. You got to get the combo. Oh, you got. They got the electric lock on.

[Josh Arnold]

Them. Oh yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I found McDonald's are reliable. Clean. Yes. More than one.

[Josh Arnold]

Hole. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You don't want to rush in one hole or. And have to write delay things. You don't want.

[Tom Griswold]

To. You don't want to be doing that, that dance. Now this is an unusual story in the world of advertising. I was not aware of this.

[Christy Lee]

But the iconic soup brand Campbell's once tried to market its products as cocktail.

[Josh Arnold]

Alternatives.

[Christy Lee]

No. According to Gastro Obscura, which is a website, Campbell's launched a soup on the Rocks campaign in.

[Chick McGee]

1955. You know what this minestrone needs?

[Christy Lee]

Vermouth. They suggested consumers try drinking beef broth over ice, sipping it like an old.

[Tom Griswold]

Fashioned. Isn't there a alcoholic beverage that you throw a beef cube in? Or am I.

[Ace Cosby]

Hallucinating? Like a bouillon, maybe like a Bloody Mary? That could be.

[Christy Lee]

Good. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Maybe. Does that sound kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Crazy? Sugar cube.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. But Campbell's ad campaign was sort of like instead of drinking alcohol, you can have a cocktail with.

[Christy Lee]

Ice. Cocktail, yes. Campbell's never really ended the campaign which was aimed at these so called health crisis proud and even offered tips in their ads such as adding a squeeze of lemon, a dash of Worcestershire sauce or even bitters to their soup.

[Tom Griswold]

Drinks. And you go.

[Christy Lee]

Worcestershire. I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Worcestershire. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Know. I do both, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Guess. Which is the one that in. In a recent survey, everyone has had 30 years in their fridge with.

[Christy Lee]

The brown wrapper on.

[Chick McGee]

It. Lee and Pyramid.

[Christy Lee]

Industry. In 2021, Campbell's Cat Canada went one step further. They went Ahead. And added alcohol into the mix, launching a series of broth tales. Broth tails that included the pork ramen mezcal.

[Chick McGee]

Margarita.

[Christy Lee]

Really? The mushroom truffle daiquiri and Thai chicken Negroni. Oh, I am not a Negroni.

[Tom Griswold]

Fan. Oh, here we.

[Christy Lee]

Go.

[Tom Griswold]

What? I just did this. The Google here. There is a classic alcoholic drink made with beef bullion called the Bullshot.

[Christy Lee]

Man. All.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Vodka, Vodka, beef bullion, lemon juice. Worst. A shire. As you would say, black pepper and celery.

[Josh Arnold]

Salt. That's very.

[Ace Cosby]

Savory. Would the sodium have kind of like a Gatorade or pickle juice effect of like rehydrating you? Would that be.

[Christy Lee]

Helpful? I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Know. I don't know if it would negate.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The photograph. It looks like a. There's two of them in this picture. One of them is like a beautiful red. Looks like cranberry juice. The other one looks like iced tea. Oh, there's. I'm sorry. That's the bloody bowl. A bloody Mary made with beef bouillon added. Wow, that. That sounds like the alcohol.

[Chick McGee]

Extreme.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm going to.

[Josh Arnold]

Breakfast.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, mostly. Mostly beef protein and then half.

[Josh Arnold]

Vodka. Oh, boy. I've had a bloody bowl before, but that was when I.

[Tom Griswold]

Had very.

[Ace Cosby]

Nice. I've had beets the day.

[Chick McGee]

Before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Almost always have to take a.

[Tom Griswold]

Shower. I for one. I like my chicken noodle soup.

[Josh Arnold]

Neat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, just. Just plain.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting. Obviously it didn't take off. We've never heard of.

[Christy Lee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Has anybody ever heard of this? This as a recipe and it shows a magazine page with the so called.

[Josh Arnold]

Bullshot. Yeah, I wasn't aware of.

[Chick McGee]

That. Have you ever heard of Dr. Pepper being heated.

[Christy Lee]

Up? Yeah, I have heard of.

[Chick McGee]

That. Especially during Dr. Pepper. Yes, especially during the holidays.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Now flaming Dr. Pepper is an act. They're actually. I don't think there is any Dr. Pepper in.

[Chick McGee]

It. It's just right. It tastes.

[Josh Arnold]

Like. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right. There's a lot of alcohol in.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Yeah. This is this the bullshot. Savory instead of sweet. And it. Willie, you were right. It claims that it helps.

[Ace Cosby]

Hangovers. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. Wow, look at this. So hair of the dog. I'm really.

[Josh Arnold]

Hangover. What I need is more booze. That philosophy's always been get your.

[Tom Griswold]

Ph.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You have.

[Tom Griswold]

To. What's coming up in the news, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee? Coming up, we have Bigfoot hunters in the news. We have the second oldest sloth in the news with some good. And it's not a bad Story. It's a good story. And popsicles are being given to zoo animals in Rio de Janeiro. We'll talk about about.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Okay. And can we do the story about the guy that was. That woke up speaking.

[Christy Lee]

Spanish? We have that.

[Tom Griswold]

Too. Okay. And there's a cool new app out there called the Are you.

[Josh Arnold]

Dead? Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Ace Cosby]

Show. Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email, Bob and.

[Chick McGee]

[e-mail] welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey. Java House is the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom show. Go to java house.com and get 25% off your first first order with promo code Bob and Tom. Thank you, Java.

[Chick McGee]

House. There's Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Godwin. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. Thank you, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Godwin. You're looking good.

[Chick McGee]

Today. Oh, thank you very much. There's Willie Griswold. Hey, man in the house. The kids say there's Josh Arnold, Youth of America. Ace.

[Willie Griswold]

Cosby. Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Hey, indeed. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick Sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Tom kind of ties in. You mentioned Java House, the official beverage of the Bob and Tom show. The beverage service we were talking about. The very first super bowl and the halftime show was Al Hurt, trumpet player.

[Christy Lee]

Extraordinaire. How are you going to combine these.

[Josh Arnold]

Two? This is Al Hurt coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Up. Yeah, but Al Hurt also had.

[Josh Arnold]

A. Playing with his.

[Chick McGee]

Ass. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird. Al had a famous song.

[Josh Arnold]

Java. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, did.

[Tom Griswold]

He? Yeah. I don't know why I remembered that. It just came to mind that that song you just played is. It's. It's almost.

[Josh Arnold]

Irritating. Oh, I can see what you're saying, but almost. It. It's so. There's no sour notes. There's no. Everything is so crisp. It's not.

[Unknown]

Irritating. What is.

[Christy Lee]

It? Something of the bumblebees or.

[Josh Arnold]

Something? Hearing somebody practice it would be.

[Tom Griswold]

Brutal.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Theme from the Green Green.

[Josh Arnold]

Hornet. It is very. Dance Fly to the bumblebees. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But that's not.

[Josh Arnold]

It. No, no, of course not. It's a different flying.

[Tom Griswold]

Insect.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This is a different.

[Tom Griswold]

Song. And he's no bad bunny, though.

[Chick McGee]

So he's a different.

[Tom Griswold]

Song. Mr. Hurt will not be at the halftime.

[Christy Lee]

Show. No, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Will. Not this year.

[Tom Griswold]

No. No. Or ever.

[Christy Lee]

Actually. Maybe he's been reincarnated by someone else. We don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yet. Good to.

[Chick McGee]

Know. Did he die at, like.

[Tom Griswold]

38? I'm not.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. He could be Trombone Shorty. Might be Al.

[Christy Lee]

Hurt. Yeah. We don't.

[Chick McGee]

Know. No. You got something? There's Trombone Shorty. Why are we talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Him? He's.

[Christy Lee]

Around. All.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Okay, now we have Christy Lee. Speaking of.

[Christy Lee]

Short.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. She's not a tall.

[Chick McGee]

Woman. She's new.

[Josh Arnold]

Shorty. She's rusty.

[Chick McGee]

Trombone. Shorty, you know what a rust trombone.

[Christy Lee]

Is? I am not.

[Josh Arnold]

Rusty. I heard.

[Christy Lee]

Rumors.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I. I don't even know rusty trombone. I don't want to ask. No, but I've got a feeling the rusty trombone is.

[Chick McGee]

Some. See, here's what.

[Christy Lee]

You. Is that a horrible sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing? I. I would say horrible, not.

[Chick McGee]

Horrible. I get it. Doesn't matter what time of month it is. Go.

[Josh Arnold]

Ahead. No, that's not.

[Christy Lee]

It. But I don't have to worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Imagine we move.

[Christy Lee]

On. Hey, some car manufacturers are bringing back physical.

[Tom Griswold]

Buttons.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. After reports continue to find touch screens dangerous. Did I say reports are saying that it's dangerous because you're looking. Ask him. He's always scrolling.

[Chick McGee]

Around. He's preoccupied, occupied.

[Tom Griswold]

Automatically. They have devices that they can do test drives, and they can watch if people's eyes are on the road or not. They've done a lot of tests in some cars that have nothing but screens up there. They're finding that people are spending a lot less time looking at the road and a lot more.

[Ace Cosby]

Time. Yeah, I'm watching the.

[Tom Griswold]

Game. I mean, come.

[Ace Cosby]

On. What do they want me to.

[Christy Lee]

Do? One study published in Traffic Safety Culture Survey Boy, there's a public application found that touch screens lead to distracted driving and can produce comparable effects to texting while.

[Chick McGee]

Driving. You can buy a dongle, this is what they call, and you can hook it up to your car and you could turn that screen into a.

[Christy Lee]

Television. Another study discovered the touch screen interaction was even more distracting than texting while driving. Not only are touch screens known to be less safe, but they are less desirable to consume. In a recent study of 92,000 U.S. buyers, that indicates information or the infotainment. I'm sorry, systems, the official term for that touchscreen in the center of your dashboard remain the most problematic feature in new cars. They get more complaints in the first 90 days of ownership than any other vehicle.

[Chick McGee]

System.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I got rid of my last car because I couldn't stand it. To operate the radio. It was at least three touches to do anything. It was.

[Chick McGee]

Ridiculous. There.

[Tom Griswold]

Was. You couldn't turn it.

[Chick McGee]

Down. Sure. Well, at one point, didn't you have a car where you had to stop and pull off the road to adjust the.

[Tom Griswold]

Radio? More or less, yeah. It was so.

[Chick McGee]

Complicated. So now, see, common sense would tell you that that's not a thing and you're doing something.

[Christy Lee]

Wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. But you say, and I read it, and then in reviews, it was reviewed as the worst. The. The least operable Radio of any luxury.

[Christy Lee]

Vehicle. Did you take it back to the dealership and ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Them? No, I got rid of the car. I hated.

[Josh Arnold]

It. Any luxury.

[Tom Griswold]

Vehicle. I've done.

[Chick McGee]

That. One of these days, I'm gonna have a.

[Ace Cosby]

Luxury. You make it hard for people to sympathize with you when you talk like.

[Tom Griswold]

That. I mean, I think you guys are missing the point here. Is that they're the smarter car companies. Realize what. Wait a second. You shouldn't have to look away and press three different systems before you can get to the radio button. To turn the radio down, I.

[Ace Cosby]

Mean, I have to click like home. And then I have to go apps. And then I have to go all the way scroll over just to hit the ejector seat in my.

[Josh Arnold]

Car.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And people look at. Now they know you're going to eject them. Then they get.

[Josh Arnold]

Squirrely. That had the worst ejection seat programming in any spy.

[Christy Lee]

Deal. Don't most cars have the volume right there on the steering wheel? He just hit a.

[Josh Arnold]

Little. Yeah, they've done a pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Job. I hop into my car and you know what's playing? That's right. Trombone shorty. Every single time, no matter where I am or what.

[Josh Arnold]

I. Why wouldn't it.

[Ace Cosby]

Be? This would make me speed if this was on. I'm going 85. 85 in a school.

[Tom Griswold]

Zone. Oh, this is.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. All.

[Ace Cosby]

Right. I've said this before. When we listen to this on this show show, it just reminds us that music is so much better than anything we're.

[Chick McGee]

Doing. That's true. You're.

[Ace Cosby]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I prefer dials and knobs and buttons, too. But I have found that they are loading up the steering wheel so you kind of don't have to take your eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Off. I.

[Josh Arnold]

Agree. Too much. But there are some that are.

[Tom Griswold]

Terrible. Like Thomas and you. Just because you can do it inventors doesn't mean you.

[Josh Arnold]

Should. Yeah, I'm a. You guys know me. I'm a less is more guy with my.

[Christy Lee]

Cars. Are you sure there wasn't a volume switch on your steering.

[Chick McGee]

Wheel? Don't ask.

[Tom Griswold]

Him.

[Ace Cosby]

Was. I'm sure there was. He probably thought it was for the windshield.

[Tom Griswold]

Wipers. I don't know. I. I don't have the. I don't have the article. There was a. I read reviews and it was the. Considered to be the worst design of a radio of any.

[Christy Lee]

Car. Changed it. Have they.

[Tom Griswold]

Changed?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Oh, they have.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Tom, remember when we used to talk about. And I totally agree that this was a thing you would go to best Buy. Buy a couple CDs, get in your.

[Chick McGee]

Car. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How many people wrecked getting the cellophane off the seat as they.

[Chick McGee]

Were? Albert. Albert Brooks dies in defending your.

[Josh Arnold]

Life. Is that what he's.

[Chick McGee]

Doing? I think he's reaching around for a Barbara Streisand CD underneath. No, he was in his Mercedes, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think. And.

[Pat Godwin]

Then. Defending your.

[Chick McGee]

Life. Yeah, yeah, defending your.

[Josh Arnold]

Life. And the days of going in, especially on a Tuesday new Release day, some CDs from Best Buy or wherever.

[Ace Cosby]

And then you got to go through your 6 CD changer and go, oh, gosh, do I get rid of the Will Smith greatest hits so I can listen to the Nationals new.

[Chick McGee]

Record. The changer was in the trunk. Remember.

[Josh Arnold]

That? Yeah, I never had that, but my friends did. I always thought it was a huge.

[Christy Lee]

Pain. Did you have the cartridge that would fit, like, six CDs and it would fit into the dashboard? It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Like. No, I had one single and then I had a big book. It was a big, you know, notebook full of.

[Tom Griswold]

CDs. Yeah, those were the.

[Josh Arnold]

Days. It was kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. I mean, of course, the mixtape. I had a car a couple years ago. I didn't even know it had a CD player in it. That said I hit the wrong button one day and. Whoa, I didn't know that was weird. Well, that's because I don't pay.

[Josh Arnold]

Attention. That said, I. I can now. I'm blessed. I can. In my car, I can hit a button and say, please play. Mm, yeah, whatever. By. By the national. Yes, and it comes right up. That's love it or start a war. By the national.

[Tom Griswold]

Rather. Or it can play war. Why can't we be friends? No, I said the national. You start arguing with your.

[Chick McGee]

Radio. Well, so now, by the way, this just in. Trombo. Shorty is the president of.

[Tom Griswold]

Trombo. Oh, oh, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Rightfully.

[Ace Cosby]

So. That was contentious election. I'm glad that Arizona figured it.

[Tom Griswold]

Out. Coming up, we have Canoli's in the.

[Chick McGee]

News. They tried to steal the.

[Tom Griswold]

Election. And the are you dead? App is something that's out there. And Al Jackson and very popular. And Al Jackson is alive and well. And we'll find out what kind of glasses he's wearing when we talk to him in a minute. Here from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Show. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube.

[Chick McGee]

Channel. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news.

[Christy Lee]

Desk.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Godwin. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. There's Willie Griswold. Good morning, Willie on the road here. Tom will have the details in a second. There's Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello. I am Chick McGee. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

McGee. Willie in Louisville this.

[Tom Griswold]

Weekend. That's right. With a, with the famous Greg.

[Ace Cosby]

Hahn.

[Tom Griswold]

Commonwealth. It'll be a great show this evening and then Friday and Saturday night. Now I think we got the satellite hooked up. Is that correct? There we go. It is. Comedian. Hello, comedian Al Jackson. Oh, you've got the, the honey colored glasses.

[Willie Griswold]

On. Every morning it's a different pair of glasses for a different mood. I'm feeling good, man. It's also super dark and cold here in Colorado, so I got a lot. I have to lie to my brain. Everything's warm and sunny. It's warm and.

[Tom Griswold]

Sunny. Sunny out. Okay. Well, good. It's good to see you, Al. A little quiz, Al. We're going to start things off. Yesterday we spoke with Bill Glass. Do you know who Mr. Glass.

[Chick McGee]

Is? Oh, man, that's almost an impossible question. Should.

[Tom Griswold]

I? Yeah, you would know him if you saw him, but you probably don't know his name. He is the actor who portrays Dr. Rick in those great Progress aggressive insurance commercials. Oh, we were so, we were so, so cool talking to.

[Willie Griswold]

Them. I am. My secret favorite thing in the world to do is to talk about commercials. They're my favorite thing. I, I, I think commercials are the only thing that we as consumers see that are actually honest because like these companies are trying to get our money. So they're honest about like the demo they're trying to go after. So I always look at like what they're trying to say. I love the progressive commercials because they're like going after young people getting insurance for the first time. But they do a good job of like not making fun of older generations and just saying don't be like those boomers. Be like, they're really like poking fun at like not knowing what you're doing and being like an older person. I think those are like probably the best series of commercials I've seen in a long time. I'm a huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Fan. They say don't be, be like your.

[Christy Lee]

Parents.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They don't just, you're right. They don't say don't be like old.

[Tom Griswold]

People.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Everybody has remembers your parents or knows your.

[Tom Griswold]

Parents. Now speaking of your.

[Willie Griswold]

Parents. And it's just legitimately funny too, like when, when he goes, who reads books about submarines? My father. It is just brilliant one liners, brilliant.

[Tom Griswold]

Commercials. So we talked to Mr. Glass. He's, he's a, he's an actor, a former improv guy. He's out of the Chicago, Chicago improv scene. But part two of this question, Al, if your late father were still with us, if you called him up and said, hey, hey, dad, we talked to Bill Glass, he would think that of course you were talking about Bill Glass from the Cleveland Browns of the early 60s. The Reverend Bill Glass. Of course we were reminded of that this morning by a letter writer.

[Willie Griswold]

Smiling and not, you know, you know, what's interesting is like just, I'm having this flashback as you said that, because I obviously I would talk Browns football with my dad, but he was always two generations ahead of me. Like I, there were guys that I hadn't seen played. He'd be like, oh yeah, Bernie Kar is good. But it wasn't no campy Russell. And it be like, what? Just like those old school names. Like guys that definitely like smoke cigs in the huddle. Like, I love that kind of football. I love, I love 60s.

[Tom Griswold]

Football. Yeah, the straight on.

[Willie Griswold]

Kickers. Straight on kickers. Just guys that there was, there was no like oversight for the league. So you know that there were guys that were in jail overnight that got out and played that Sunday. Absolutely. They were just wild human being. I, I don't know. I've, I've said this before. Things are fine now. Technology is great. I'm talking to my friends on some fancy stuff. But I think I was born. I like, I like kind of being off the grid a little bit and just like I feel like I should have been born in the 70s or 80s. Like I told you, my dad got back from GOT when he was discharged, he just took his money from the army and he just bought a red Corvette and he drove around the country hustling guys in pool before he went to law school. I was like, what a man. Everybody else is like, got their location on so their girl can friend can find them. And it's just like, oh, what.

[Tom Griswold]

Happened? Well, Al Jackson is our guest comedian. Al Jackson. And Al, the way this show works is you're supposed to try to help me get a little.

[Willie Griswold]

Hipper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I'm like that guy in those progressive commercials. Do we have a phrase that I need to.

[Willie Griswold]

Know? I wanted to ask you, Tom, did you hit him with any of your words besides the phrase my man, 50 grand? What word do you think that you've liked the most since we.

[Tom Griswold]

Started. Oh, wow. That's such a good.

[Josh Arnold]

Question. Because he doesn't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Any. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

To. I'm trying to think of the ones I might have used. Yeah, let me think on.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Willie Griswold]

Huh. Well, I'm gonna give you one. I. I think I just want to hear you use it in a sentence. I think it'll be self explanatory when I give it to you, but I just want to hear you because I think this might be one of your favorite words when we get.

[Tom Griswold]

Done.

[Willie Griswold]

Okay. Tom, use the. Use the word banana grams in a sentence.

[Josh Arnold]

Please.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa. Banana grammar. Is.

[Willie Griswold]

That. What do you think that.

[Tom Griswold]

Means? I mean, I could see it as kind of a humorous sex.

[Willie Griswold]

Question.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Hey, do you want a.

[Chick McGee]

Bananagram?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow. Humorous sex question. Is that a.

[Chick McGee]

Category? It'd be.

[Tom Griswold]

Like. It'd be like a code word or.

[Chick McGee]

Something. I got a bananagram for.

[Josh Arnold]

You. May I try to use it in a sentence and you can tell me if I'm in the.

[Willie Griswold]

Ball? Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Man. I went to the club and I saw this guy. He was wearing like a cat in the hat, seussical type hat. And he was wearing glasses that were also his straw so he could drink through the liquid. And he was doing this dance that no one would get near him. I mean, he was. He was Banana.

[Willie Griswold]

Grams. Yes. That is absolutely one way to use it. The way that I use it with. Which is just personal to me. It's usually a positive thing. So I would be like, Josh and I ducked in this little club cause it was raining. We just wanted to, you know, we were waiting for our Uber. It was banana grams in there. There were girls everywhere. It was two for one shots, dude. We stayed up for like, they. So it's like a. Like a. A secret surprise crazy thing. Like, oh, look at.

[Josh Arnold]

This. Positive surprise crazy as opposed to just flat up.

[Willie Griswold]

Crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool. That's a good one. I think one of the ones I like that you gave me. And I probably don't use a rock, right? But it's like you. I would. I would look at Josh and go, man, that guy's got the.

[Christy Lee]

Drip. Oh.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, that sounds like an.

[Josh Arnold]

Std because I have zero.

[Chick McGee]

Drip. Check him out. You have to respect the.

[Tom Griswold]

Drip. Yeah, that means wearing fancy clothes and jewelry and a lot of confidence. Right. I don't think about the D. Isn't it.

[Willie Griswold]

Confidence? Not the though. You know, like some places are like the Ohio State State. This would be like just drip. You don't have to Put the D in front of it. So you just like, yeah, chick's got drip over there. I know. Look, he's low key with it, but he's got some.

[Tom Griswold]

Drip. Okay. As opposed to he's got the nail. Yeah. Which is nobody. Another STD slang term for an STD in the.

[Willie Griswold]

50S. Is it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Old school.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude. Very old.

[Willie Griswold]

School. Tom, really, really quickly, I do want to tell you one word that you've given me that you probably don't know had such an impact. I thought it was the coolest word I've used. The word kings grand or the phrase kings.

[Tom Griswold]

Grand. King grand, Yeah. I Love.

[Willie Griswold]

That. For 10 racks. I love it. I think that's a cool old school saying that needs to come. That'd be like a cool name of an.

[Tom Griswold]

Album. I'm talking about $10,000. A king king grand. That comes from a. A song by He's Killing band Sea Level. Terrific song.

[Willie Griswold]

Great. I. I will tell you this, Tom, but I know we gotta wrap up, but my favorite thing, and it's weird that we're talking about this was just like old school hip hop. There's something endearing about the fact that the rappers back then used to talk about having day jobs. I really do just enjoy rappers talking about getting paid on a Friday. It just makes it so much more relatable. It's like such a different genre of music than it is now. I kind of like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Connectivity. Young MC talking about how he had to blow a five at the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Theater. Do we. Do you still have that list, Christy, of we. We had a couple of new terms added to the dictionary recently, and I'm wondering if Al knows what these are. One of them was Al. Have you ever heard of frost jacking?

[Willie Griswold]

No. Frost.

[Tom Griswold]

Jacking? No. I'm not sure how valid this is. These are words that have been added to the Cambridge dictionary. Frostjacking would be something that probably happens where you live in Denver a lot when it's really cool, cold, someone goes out and starts their car, then goes back inside. They want their car to warm up and get the defroster going, etc. Etc. And then someone steals their.

[Willie Griswold]

Car. That happens. Did I ever tell you guys that time? This is back when I lived in my house over there near the studio. It was, I don't know, maybe like 10 o' clock in the morning and I saw this, like this nice jeep go down my side street at probably 70 miles an hour. It like got my attention and I was like, why somebody driving like that, like 30 seconds later I see this well dressed 40 year old white woman come running down the street like she, he stole my car. And I guess this woman was heating up her car in her driveway, went back in to get one more thing. This guy jumped in her jeep and he must have been doing 75, 80. And then like she ended up coming into my house because she was definitely having like a panic attack or something. But yeah, it's that I've seen that, that happen firsthand on my street. That's a real.

[Tom Griswold]

Thing. Yeah, but I, I don't imagine the police going, well, he was frost jacked. It sounds kind of like they're forcing it. The other one that I like this word, ghost charging. Oh, I'll give you a hint. It's a very contemporary phenomenon. It didn't exist a few years ago. Ghost.

[Willie Griswold]

Charging. Ghost.

[Chick McGee]

Charging.

[Josh Arnold]

Dang. We just talked about this and I don't remember what it.

[Christy Lee]

Is. I.

[Willie Griswold]

Do. Is it like you're, you're stealing somebody else's charger while they're.

[Tom Griswold]

Asleep? Kind of. It's, it's if you have one of those public places where they have EV chargers and you don't even have an ev, but you, it's more convenient to park there. So you pull in and walk.

[Christy Lee]

Away. I think you have to have an ev, don't you? You're just not using the.

[Tom Griswold]

Charger. No, no, you can just park. That's the whole thing. You can just pull up and oh, there's a place. I'll park there. It's closer to the.

[Willie Griswold]

Building. Yeah, that, that's the equivalent for me is like when you go to like, it's like pharmacy pickup and there's like an empty parking space right in front of the grocery store. I'm like, well, I could go to the pharmacy if I decide not to. That doesn't mean that I wasn't intending to, but yes, I totally get.

[Chick McGee]

That. What about the spaces for mothers with small children or you know, not only handicapped, but they have all sorts of veterans.

[Tom Griswold]

Designations. I'm all for.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. All.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. There is a huge controversy about that right.

[Willie Griswold]

Now. What's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Controversy? It's. Well, this is complicated. There is a. In certain states, there are laws that allow pregnant women to park in traditional handicapped.

[Josh Arnold]

Spaces. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

That'S.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And a group of folks that are from the disability realm are complaining that they're taking up the spaces and.

[Willie Griswold]

So. And how pregnant women. What if.

[Tom Griswold]

You'Re. It's four weeks pregnant? You have to like. The rule is in the one State I know of for sure. The rule is you have to have a thing from your doctor and you've got to be like, whatever, four or five months pregnant. And I don't have a problem with it. But, you know, then again, I'm not disabled. I've never had to pull up and grab a handy, steal a handicap spot because that is pretty.

[Willie Griswold]

Low. Yeah, I think parking in a handicap spot, even though we live in a world where everybody's like, do whatever you want. Like a. I would judge you. Like, if I was hanging out with Willie. Like, Willie is my homie and we've had great time if we. He just casually parked in a handicap space and like, just kept talking. So what should we do tonight? I'd be like, oh, you going to a different.

[Josh Arnold]

Place? He.

[Willie Griswold]

Does. It's like when somebody like, litters out of the window and you're like, what are you.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He laugh and.

[Tom Griswold]

Laughs. There you go. Ghost.

[Chick McGee]

Charging. How do you feel about flasher parking, Al? You just park up in front of the store, put your flashers on, run.

[Willie Griswold]

In. I'm fine with.

[Chick McGee]

That. I'm old.

[Willie Griswold]

School. Yeah, man. And, and, and chicky. It has to be at certain times. There can't be. You can't do a flash of parking at 4 o' clock when everybody's kind of off work and it's busy. But if it's seven o', clock, you need to run into Walgreens and get. Just go. I'm not parking way in the back. It's scary back there. N.

[Tom Griswold]

Dog. Well, thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Al. Hurting.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody. Are you on the road, Al? Are you on the.

[Willie Griswold]

Road? I'm not on the road until next month, so. Yeah, just please continue. Everybody did such nice things and like my shop on. On Etsy. So just go to Nico and Jolie on Etsy and check out some of the stuff I got for sale there. And I'll be back on the road next month, if not.

[Tom Griswold]

Sooner. Okay. Thank you, Al. Al.

[Willie Griswold]

Jackson. Love.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

Up? Coming up, we have a big cannoli in the news. A big, big cannoli. And a big big.

[Tom Griswold]

Foot. A big Foot Bigfoot.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. And a big.

[Tom Griswold]

Cannoli. Very good. Thank you very much. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bobbington Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Godwin. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

J. Hey, man. There's Willie.

[Ace Cosby]

Griswold. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Man. Hey, there's Josh Arnold doing something odd with a pencil and his upper.

[Josh Arnold]

Lip. I'm not sure I grew a new.

[Chick McGee]

Mustache. There's Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Cosby. Hey, it's a pencil thin.

[Christy Lee]

Mosquito. Don't say it. I know what you're thinking. Don't say it.

[Chick McGee]

McGee.

[Christy Lee]

What? I'm talking to.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom. What are you gonna.

[Chick McGee]

Say? Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. That's a good look for you. Let's see now where was. Now I want to say a couple things. We've got some road work out there. Kostaki Economopoulos, Stockton, California, tomorrow night. And then Cozad, Nebraska, the next night. Willie G. Tonight, tomorrow and Saturday night in Louisville at the Caravan with the great Greg Hahn. Those will be some great shows. And Patty G. At the. Is it the Clubhouse.

[Pat Godwin]

Creek. Comedy at the Creek at the Clubhouse there in.

[Tom Griswold]

Charlotte. Charlotte, North Carolina. And you'll be leaving. You're not going to be in the, in the, on the show tomorrow because you'll be.

[Pat Godwin]

Driving. Yeah, I'm going to drive down, get my head.

[Christy Lee]

Together. All.

[Pat Godwin]

Right. Listen to some.

[Christy Lee]

Music.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay. Go over my.

[Tom Griswold]

Notes. And then once again, you will be in. Is it Mecklenburg County? Mecklenburg County. County, yeah. Which is where you were arrested a few years ago for mouthing off to a police.

[Pat Godwin]

Officer. Held me for 14.

[Tom Griswold]

Hours. Now, do you have a bail bondsman number.

[Christy Lee]

Still? No, you won't need it this.

[Pat Godwin]

Time. You're posted right there at the prison dry.

[Tom Griswold]

Sandpaper. How.

[Pat Godwin]

Convenient. Those are good.

[Tom Griswold]

Memories. The bail bondsman have to pay. Have to pay to get those ads posted.

[Pat Godwin]

There? That's a good question. I remember just being posted there.

[Christy Lee]

Though. That's.

[Chick McGee]

Funny. Well, sure. Top of mind. It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Perfect. Tonight, Duke Duke tomato at the Wildy Theater in Edwardsville, Illinois. Now it's time to check in with Christy Lee with more stuff from the news desk. What have you.

[Christy Lee]

Got? There's a bakery in Brooklyn, New York, going viral for their five pound.

[Josh Arnold]

Cannolis. My.

[Christy Lee]

Goodness. Zero's pastry shop sells the special order order rather mega cannolis, describes as the size of a small dog by the website eater for $100. The owner, Antonio, they call him Nino Pyotipino, told the New York Post that he was the first to bring the giant cannoli to New York City way back in the.

[Chick McGee]

1970S.

[Christy Lee]

Cool. He said, I wanted to make something for the family. The mega Cannoli takes about five minutes to assemble. After 30 individual cannolis are made from scratch, placed inside its massive shell, and filled to resemble one big.

[Josh Arnold]

Cannoli. Oh, doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

Count. I'm with you, Josh. When I read this, I agreed. I was like, josh is not going to like it. Final touches include blessing the gargantuan treat with cherries, chocolate and powdered.

[Tom Griswold]

Sugar. It looks delicious. But you say it's.

[Christy Lee]

Invalid. Yeah, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Not. Well, wait a second. So it's filled with 30.

[Christy Lee]

Cannolis.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And then I guess they just put the cream over it so you can't see.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. You cut into. It's the size of a loaf of.

[Josh Arnold]

Bread. Yeah. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And. But it looks after absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Delicious. Size of a little poodle, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Teacup. Man, cannoli is.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. When you were a kid, did your mom put powdered sugar on the brownies and you thought it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Flour? We knew it was powdered sugar, but yes. On the.

[Christy Lee]

Brownies?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You just thought they were like, not.

[Christy Lee]

Done. Yeah, I was like, why is there powder on our flour? On our.

[Chick McGee]

Brownies?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, I guess the, the operative phrase here, the size of that thing would be take the gun and leave the cannoli.

[Josh Arnold]

Because. Easier to.

[Tom Griswold]

Carry. Yeah. No, the cannolis killed more people with very rich. You.

[Chick McGee]

See. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Cannolis are really.

[Chick McGee]

Good. You might end up being.

[Josh Arnold]

Fat. That's the worst thing that could ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Happen. Slow.

[Chick McGee]

Death. You don't see a lot of.

[Josh Arnold]

Old. I want the audience to know that was a true glimpse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Snap. I never had a.

[Josh Arnold]

Canoli. You'll love.

[Pat Godwin]

It. Oh, they're insanely.

[Christy Lee]

Good. Oh, man, I can't believe you've never had.

[Chick McGee]

One. The. What's your decadence over there? You like. You like the key lime punch pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Oh, yeah. But that is not number one by any.

[Chick McGee]

Means. Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I don't often have cannoli because when I eat. When you eat Italian food, it's so filling that when dessert comes, you're like, no.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks. Yes, you're.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Even though I love tiramisu and.

[Ace Cosby]

Cannoli, I'm already full of rice balls, lasagna, and red.

[Chick McGee]

Wine. What do you got over there, like an ice cream cone.

[Tom Griswold]

Or. Oh, no, no, no, no. I enjoy cake or.

[Chick McGee]

Pie.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I love coffee.

[Christy Lee]

Cake.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Man. More. I would love to go on a diet that was just coffee and coffee cake. I'd be fine. Occasional plate of spaghetti?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. All.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Sugary, Sweet. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Delightful. That's.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting. A group of Bigfoot researchers in New York State believe the reclusive Cryptid is hiding in the woods just north of New York.

[Josh Arnold]

City. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Like. No, it.

[Chick McGee]

Is. Well, I want to be there, you know, Know, in case there's a new. New show opens. He wants to go down and.

[Christy Lee]

Check. Gail Betty and her crew. Or is it Beatty? Warren Beatty. Beatty. Gail Beatty and her crew at Bigfoot. Researchers of the Hudson Valley told the New York Post that they have seen multiple signs of the beast in the area, what is just about two hours north of.

[Chick McGee]

Manhattan. Warren Beatty was part of.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, we've been tracking Bigfoot for quite some time. Reds Part 2 is what I'm coming out with. Centers around a.

[Christy Lee]

Bigfoot. Here's their evidence. Fallen trees, dead animals, and unusual stick.

[Josh Arnold]

Figures. Oh, my. Yeah, they've been known to fashion stick.

[Chick McGee]

Figures. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Ms. Beatty said she has received 300 reports so far south as Westchester county and deep into upstate New.

[Josh Arnold]

York. 300 reports is nothing to scoff at.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No. Well, where do those 300 reports come.

[Tom Griswold]

From? The idiot.

[Josh Arnold]

Drunks. That they're all idiot drunks.

[Pat Godwin]

300. It's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Lot. Okay. 99% of Americans right now are carrying around a very high quality camera with.

[Josh Arnold]

Them. It's the wherewithal that you always forget that, yes. A ghost shows up. You're walking down your hallway, and a ghost appears. You are fumbling with your phone, probably dropping it. You're probably not even thinking, I should take a picture of.

[Christy Lee]

This.

[Ace Cosby]

Right? And you've taken thousands of photo of me and the rest of my siblings growing up. It takes you 10 minutes to take a photo, get.

[Tom Griswold]

Together. I like to get the lighting.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I can only.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine. Hey, Mr. Bigfoot. I want to get this in portrait.

[Chick McGee]

Mode. What a.

[Tom Griswold]

Process. I'm just saying, it's. They're just, you know, hairy, drunks and wandering in the woods and swallowed a lot of ayahuasca, whatever the hell it is. They start seeing.

[Josh Arnold]

Things. I don't know about.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Why don't they find a dead.

[Josh Arnold]

One? Because have you ever found a dead bear in the.

[Chick McGee]

Woods?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Have you ever found even a dead deer in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Woods?

[Willie Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I. You found a dead deer in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Woods? I found a dead deer on the beach over by Five Mile Creek one.

[Josh Arnold]

Night. That's not in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Woods. No, I tripped over it. It was a lot more.

[Josh Arnold]

Visible. It was so visible. You tripped over it at.

[Tom Griswold]

Night? Scare the.

[Josh Arnold]

Bejesus. Zero integrity to.

[Ace Cosby]

This. You've been criticizing drunks this whole time. There's no way you're sober in this story. You were drunk when you tripped.

[Chick McGee]

Over. No, I was walking mud for your.

[Tom Griswold]

Turtle. I was flashlightless walking down the beach in Harbor Springs, and I tripped on something, and it was a giant, dead, bloated.

[Josh Arnold]

Deer. So therefore it was not.

[Tom Griswold]

Visible. Well, it was at night. The next day it was visible. Yeah, the next day when I went down there to find. Find out what the hell. Okay. It's nice that you believe in Bigfoot. It's. It's the typical mind of the conspiracy theorist that the world is pulling one over on.

[Josh Arnold]

You. No, No, I don't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Your failures are not your own.

[Josh Arnold]

Fault. That is not at all why.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that is the. The core of all conspiracy.

[Josh Arnold]

Theories. Not true at.

[Ace Cosby]

All. Just isn't true. Now he's making it bigger than it is. We're just having.

[Christy Lee]

Fun now he's.

[Tom Griswold]

Calling. You think you're having fun, but you're.

[Chick McGee]

Not. You know, he's right on that. I thought I was having fun until right.

[Ace Cosby]

Now. Do you remember that thing when you're laughing or something that after you just take like a big breath and you're like, oh, now what? Like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa. Feeling. It's because our bodies. Somebody told us about. A very esteemed psychologist told us it's true. When we start getting this way, our bodies don't know the difference between joking around and actually being upset about something. It's A fascinating thing. If you're not in radio. You don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway. So. So. So the involuntary sharding is.

[Pat Godwin]

Normal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I'm averaging seven nervous breakdowns a morning. I just keep it.

[Ace Cosby]

Quiet. Your numbers are way.

[Tom Griswold]

Up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. One of the oldest sloths in the world has become a father again at the age of.

[Tom Griswold]

35. Oh, that's.

[Ace Cosby]

Sloth. Live that.

[Christy Lee]

Long. Mr. Snuffles. And a female sloth named V.

[Chick McGee]

There's some sloths out.

[Tom Griswold]

There. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Big. Very good, Very.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. This is.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome. Their latest child together at the Hammerton Zoo park in England. In footage released by the zoo, Mr. Snuffles can be seen carrying his newborn whilst hanging from a.

[Tom Griswold]

Branch. How old is this.

[Christy Lee]

Guy? He's.

[Chick McGee]

35.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. The zoo noted that since the median life expectancy for a two toed sloth. You were asking. Is 15, Mr. Snuggles is doing quite well. He's the oldest living sloth in the UK and the second oldest in the.

[Chick McGee]

World. Have you seen the nails on sloths like a foot.

[Josh Arnold]

Long? Kind of grossed me.

[Tom Griswold]

Out. How long does the procreation activity take for a.

[Josh Arnold]

Sloth? Oh, that's a good.

[Tom Griswold]

Question.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They're slow at everything, aren't.

[Chick McGee]

They? Three.

[Tom Griswold]

Days. I mean, I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Serious. Yeah. The term wham bam thank you ma' am does not enter into the sloth.

[Chick McGee]

World. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Quickie is three.

[Christy Lee]

Days. I've never seen a sloth do it, so I don't know. It's an interesting, interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Question. Aren't.

[Christy Lee]

They? I can find out. We have.

[Chick McGee]

Sloths.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Sloths at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Zoo. Are they mean? Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? I don't know. Won't they tear you.

[Pat Godwin]

Up? No, they're kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Dust. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. They're. Their nails are kind.

[Josh Arnold]

Of. They look like they can rip whatever they.

[Christy Lee]

Want. Animals at Rio de Janeiro's Bio Park Zoo were treated to popsicles and frozen treats as the city faces temperatures as high as 104 degrees. According to the zoo, the animals were given an iced diet prepared according to each species needs. Some receiving frozen fruit, others mixtures containing frozen.

[Tom Griswold]

Blood. They give the snakes mice.

[Josh Arnold]

Cream. Cute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What was yesterday? Oh, the. The bouncer at the.

[Tom Griswold]

Trampolines. A near riot broke out at one of those trampoline places right under juveniles. They had to call the cops and. Yeah, I would have thought they would have had a good.

[Chick McGee]

Bouncer. Good.

[Ace Cosby]

Bouncer. That's great. Yeah, that's a great.

[Chick McGee]

Time.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Frozen foods are part of the routine animal care and help provide thermal Comfort during periods of extreme.

[Josh Arnold]

Heat. All right, so just like humans, animals enjoy a cold treat on a hot.

[Chick McGee]

Day. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Sir. I like to watch a giraffe eat some ice cream. Soft serve and a cake cone.

[Josh Arnold]

Turns me on real quick. I mean, it is.

[Chick McGee]

Fashion. Ever see a giraffe.

[Tom Griswold]

Tongue? My.

[Chick McGee]

God. They get. They take care of.

[Josh Arnold]

Business. As president of oral pleasure, you would know.

[Tom Griswold]

That. Are they a weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Color? They're black.

[Chick McGee]

Usually. Yeah, they're.

[Ace Cosby]

Black. Yeah, they're very dark, and they're thicker than you think they're going to.

[Chick McGee]

Be. The giraffe tongue award is the highest honor you can receive. Oh, that's from the.

[Christy Lee]

President. Is that Gene Simmons a.

[Chick McGee]

Winner? No, he's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Recognized. Michael.

[Josh Arnold]

Douglas.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Oh. Because of oral.

[Chick McGee]

Sex. Because he almost gave his.

[Christy Lee]

Life. Yeah. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Horrible. He's a.

[Chick McGee]

Hero. He's an American.

[Josh Arnold]

Hero. If Katherine say to Jones, especially 20 years ago, we're sitting in front of you, spread eagle, and somebody said, hey, have at it. But just so you know, there's a chance you're going to get throat cancer. Yeah. Do you think I care about that? Every guy is taking.

[Chick McGee]

That. I wouldn't hear anything after have at.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Well, now it's time. Time for us to move on. You had one more story over.

[Christy Lee]

There. Oh, I can. A Tennessee candy store says a persistent bear has broken into the shop for the fourth.

[Chick McGee]

Time. I'm the persistent.

[Christy Lee]

Bear. Glade's homemade candy shared photos of the damage caused by the animal, including broken glass, overturned sheet pan racks that have been filled with treats. The shop said it has since taken every reasonable precaution to prevent the bear from accessing the building. Obviously, they make good.

[Ace Cosby]

Stuff. I think legally, if he comes back one more time. That is his shop. You have to give him the shop. He's in charge.

[Tom Griswold]

Now. Yeah. Does the bear, like. Does the bear just eat the.

[Christy Lee]

Sweets?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Now, would a bear go into a sushi.

[Josh Arnold]

Place? Probably, if you let.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Salmon. And.

[Chick McGee]

Salmon.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. This soy sauce is great, you.

[Josh Arnold]

Guys. You know, they don't use this in Japan. Why? Even bears have that juicy.

[Tom Griswold]

Friend. You don't want to upset the.

[Chick McGee]

Chef. Everybody's a.

[Ace Cosby]

Critic. Put it on the fish, not the rice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't build a sushi place right next to the.

[Chick McGee]

Woods. I never thought that's where I poop. Don't, you know, do have a friend that's a.

[Josh Arnold]

Jerk? Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's got that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Friend. They call these Swedish fish. I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

Why. Yeah, he really hits like that. He really hits it when he's asking for.

[Christy Lee]

Dumplings. Oh, those are.

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Tomorrow on the show, I may try. Try these. Remember I was telling my doctor told me I needed more Omega 3s and he suggested.

[Christy Lee]

Sardines?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Alan brought me sardine.

[Josh Arnold]

Fillets. You're gonna hate.

[Chick McGee]

Them. Yeah. You're really.

[Tom Griswold]

Gonna. Olive oil. I'll try them tomorrow on the.

[Chick McGee]

Air.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. I can't wait. That'll be.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun. What are they packed in olive oil? Oh, Popeye. So who knows? Right now it's time to check in with Mr. McGee across the way about a big weekend of. Of pleasure and pleasantness at home.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Safe. We love Simply Safe. We use it right here. Do you know what this is, Josh? Wait a.

[Josh Arnold]

Minute. Are you back.

[Tom Griswold]

Up? I'm sorry, what'd you.

[Josh Arnold]

Say? Let me turn my volume back.

[Tom Griswold]

Up. You know what this.

[Ace Cosby]

Is?

[Tom Griswold]

Music. Yeah, it was music. That's. This is Bigfoot's favorite band, Naturally Little.

[Josh Arnold]

Feet. I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Song. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Show video out.

[Chick McGee]

There. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Lee. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Chick. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin hello, there's Willie Griswold. Hey, man, there's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There. At the I hate Steven Singer, sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom. Hello, Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Yes, Christy Lee is over there at the news desk. What's.

[Christy Lee]

Happening? A new app out there called are you dead? Is reportedly seeing a surge in downloads among young Chinese people living alone. According to the BBC, the app requires users to check in every two days. Do you're.

[Chick McGee]

Alive? Do you have unexplained coins on your.

[Pat Godwin]

Eyelids?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This is so.

[Tom Griswold]

Depressing.

[Josh Arnold]

Who. What is.

[Christy Lee]

Happening? If they do not press the button. Josh. The app alerts an appointed emergency contact that the user may be in.

[Chick McGee]

Trouble. Is there a gentleman trying to put a mirror underneath your.

[Christy Lee]

Nose? It launched last May and is now the most downloaded paid app in the country of.

[Tom Griswold]

China. It must be. Are people doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Humorously? Right. Maybe there's some fad aspect to.

[Christy Lee]

It. Well, while popular, some are calling for the app to change its name to maybe something more positive, like are you're still alive? Yeah. Are you okay? How are.

[Chick McGee]

You? Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Life. Two.

[Christy Lee]

Days. Yeah. Two.

[Tom Griswold]

Days. That's not.

[Josh Arnold]

Enough. It isn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Enough. Your cat could have eaten your face off by.

[Josh Arnold]

Then. Oh, I was.

[Christy Lee]

Thinking. He was thinking the other.

[Josh Arnold]

Way. I was thinking the positive.

[Christy Lee]

Way. Yeah. I'm just taking a vacation. Leave me.

[Josh Arnold]

Alone.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know, but, I mean. Yeah, we got to find out more about this. I think it's. If it's the most popular app.

[Josh Arnold]

In China, they're having fun somehow, with.

[Tom Griswold]

It. You know, there's no way that this is all that serious. Not that many people are in.

[Josh Arnold]

That. In a position where they may be dead within two.

[Tom Griswold]

Days. I mean, if we're in Iran.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Okay. Hey. A.

[Josh Arnold]

Man'S. He just tries to bring Fawn into.

[Chick McGee]

It. Yeah, he's just trying to kick it up, you know, Iran, Venezuela, Greenland. You know, he's just trying to have.

[Christy Lee]

Fun. A man's family in Utah left shocked after he awoke from surgeries, suddenly fluent in.

[Chick McGee]

Spanish.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Stephen Chase first developed the rare neuropsychiatric condition called foreign language.

[Chick McGee]

Syndrome. Oh, come on. They're not even trying to name.

[Tom Griswold]

It. You know, something I agree.

[Chick McGee]

With. Thank.

[Christy Lee]

You. On his knee at the age of 19. When he woke from that operation, he began speaking fluent Spanish despite having a rudimentary background in the.

[Willie Griswold]

Language.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. You can't go with, like, lingual Aphasia or.

[Ace Cosby]

Something? Yes, it's right there. It's like tennis.

[Tom Griswold]

Elbow. Work harder.

[Christy Lee]

Now. He's 33. Three and the father of three. And he went viral when he was filmed speaking Spanish after waking up from yet another.

[Tom Griswold]

Procedure. I'm really.

[Christy Lee]

Skeptical. He told.

[Josh Arnold]

You. You do. You do know that this is a. Historically that this.

[Christy Lee]

Happened. This does.

[Josh Arnold]

Happen. There are cases of.

[Tom Griswold]

This. How is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Possible? I have no clue.

[Christy Lee]

Dude. They don't. It's researching the brain. They have no.

[Tom Griswold]

Idea. Is it just. He's heard this and it is in memory. He's just.

[Josh Arnold]

Spouting. Exactly. Was it in the brain.

[Tom Griswold]

Somewhere? And I mean, could you have a conversation with him in. In Spanish? Would he know what you were.

[Chick McGee]

Doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. No.

[Christy Lee]

Clue. According to the U.S. national Library of Medicine, FLS, as we're calling it, is a rare neurological condition that means people switch from their native language and fixate on a second language for a period of.

[Josh Arnold]

Time. Just.

[Tom Griswold]

Odd. Yeah, I. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Weird. The brain is a bizarre thing.

[Christy Lee]

And so much to be learned about.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Now you hear about those cases. I think Chick mentioned this the other day, where someone gets hit by a lightning and they suddenly become a musical.

[Josh Arnold]

Savant. Right, Right. Yeah. Odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Too. Maybe this is. Maybe this is similar to that. I just think it's weird. I wish it had happened to me in high.

[Christy Lee]

School. Could have used that A. In.

[Tom Griswold]

Spanish. I could have used anything to get out of.

[Josh Arnold]

Spanish. I remember one time eating it. I speak English, as you guys know, but one.

[Chick McGee]

Time. Reasonable.

[Josh Arnold]

Facsimile. I got hit in the head with a hammer and I started speaking R rated. Is that a cute.

[Pat Godwin]

Joke? Well, yeah, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Got. You got.

[Pat Godwin]

Hit. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Painful. So you were.

[Christy Lee]

Cursing. Right, right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Is that. Is that a fun.

[Ace Cosby]

One? Yeah, I like.

[Tom Griswold]

It. Yeah, I get. I get that. I get that.

[Chick McGee]

That. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

So. I get the roller coaster.

[Josh Arnold]

Tourette's. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Where I'm on a. I was just at Disney World with my little girls and I was cursing like a.

[Josh Arnold]

Madman. Disney.

[Christy Lee]

World. And you were telling.

[Josh Arnold]

Us. That's Cedar Point.

[Christy Lee]

Behavior. You were telling us this morning you had weather.

[Tom Griswold]

Tourette's. Yeah, sometimes just cold and windier than hell. Snowing sideways, carrying two bags out of Target, and it's like, oh, what the. That is perfectly acceptable. God, it was cold. Check. Check local listings. There's some kind of arctic thing happening. Oh, by the way, on a real quick positive.

[Christy Lee]

Note.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The astronauts are.

[Christy Lee]

Back. Yes, they are. All four landed safely this morning outside of San Diego in the ocean.

[Chick McGee]

3:30 in the morning or.

[Tom Griswold]

Something. Yeah, they. It. I don't think they have yet revealed which one of them has the problem and which one and what it is they've only.

[Christy Lee]

Left. That leaves three people on the International Space Station and they are going to try to move up the launch for the next.

[Josh Arnold]

Crew. Oh, well, I'm moving on up.

[Christy Lee]

The earlier part of February, maybe even the end of January. So we'll.

[Chick McGee]

See. A deluxe apartment in the first.

[Christy Lee]

Time medical evacuation from the space.

[Tom Griswold]

Station. Yeah, but then they've been planning for such a thing since day one. Interestingly enough, they're going to be. What is the word they use? Decommissioning that space station. In a few years. It's going to be there. I don't know if it comes down or.

[Josh Arnold]

Not. They're going to turn it into a spirit. Halloween. I know it's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Seasonally. No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

No. But it makes up. It makes up for whatever that thing was two minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

Ago. Oh, when I started speaking R.

[Ace Cosby]

Rated. I like that. That was a big fan of that.

[Tom Griswold]

One.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What's the industry? Oh, go.

[Chick McGee]

Ahead. You need fireworks for Grand Groundhog Day. Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Not. No. But why not? Why.

[Chick McGee]

Not? That's.

[Tom Griswold]

True. Remember how we talked about fireworks when it's not the 4th of July, how great it is? It's like having the blimp go.

[Chick McGee]

By. You're like, hey, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Exciting. Yeah, look, there's a blimp. What's going.

[Chick McGee]

On? And.

[Tom Griswold]

Fireworks. A blimp with fireworks would be too.

[Josh Arnold]

Much. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Overcome. I mean, can you.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine? You'd pass.

[Tom Griswold]

Out. Oh my God. You're watching fireworks, all of a sudden the blimp goes by with one of those electric signs. It'd be awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? My brain.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn'T. I bet that happens a lot this 4th of July because it's the.

[Tom Griswold]

250Th birthday and it's on a Saturday. These are all important things remember to take away from today's show. Valentine's Day is on a Saturday. If you're going out to a fancy dinner with you know who, you better get your reservations.

[Christy Lee]

Now. I hope you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Them. You'll thank me later. Oh, yeah, a good point, Christy. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom.

[Ace Cosby]

Show. Just gotta get ahold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the call contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer.

[Willie Griswold]

Podcast. My name is David Goss and.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm joined by my co host Megan.

[Christy Lee]

Klinenberg. Everything up until this point has been an outside look at the World cup and now we're giving people an inside look. It is just total pressure.

[Willie Griswold]

Cooker. Watching flags come out of little.

[Josh Arnold]

Platform plastic balls is like the epitome.

[Willie Griswold]

Of everything that I.

[Josh Arnold]

Love. And the World cup is.

[Willie Griswold]

Everything. It's why I became a soccer.

[Tom Griswold]

Fan. The u. S Soccer.

[Ace Cosby]

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