The BOB & TOM Show - January 16, 2926

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – January 16, 2026

Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a classic blend of comedy, team banter, oddball news, listener letters, and running inside jokes. The hosts riff through topics ranging from personal quirks to current sports, weird world records, advice segments, and unique listener interactions. Longtime listeners enjoy returning bits like parody songs, while the crew’s self-aware and often irreverent tone keeps the episode lighthearted and unpredictable.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedy Song: "Strangers in My Shorts" (00:21–02:59)

• The show opens with a comedic, satirical song about catching crabs, riffing on “Strangers in the Night.”
• The cast takes on "characters," singing lines like:
  • “Strangers in my shorts, I keep on scratching / Strangers in my shorts, these eggs keep hatching…” (Tom Griswold, 00:31)
• The bit includes puns (“No more Mr. Lice Guy”) and digressions into greasy pubes and Quell lotion.
• The team banters mid-song, joking about personal hygiene and their reckless younger days.

2. Banter and Introductions (03:12–04:47)

• Quick check-ins: where everyone’s sitting, who’s on assignment, tour gigs, and classic stories.
• Bob remembers Tom’s rowdy arrest in North Carolina and a listener letter about football player Bill Glass.
• Quote: “Can you imagine the long-haired Tom Griswold making his way around Manhattan? My goodness, you had to fight them off, didn’t you?” (Tom Griswold, 03:12)

3. Affirmations & Morning Mantras (07:11–10:59, 36:23–37:09)

• The crew dives into the value (or futility) of positive affirmations. Christy Lee shares her gratitude and prayer routine.
  • Quote: “I always thank God for letting me wake up that it’s going to be a great day today. I have gratitude for all of the blessings I’ve gotten and received…” (Christy Lee, 07:50)
• Bob and Tom push back, joking about nihilistic morning statements (“the sun is not yet up, neither is my will to live”).
• Discussion about sticky notes, affirmation decks, and playful skeptical alternative affirmations.
• Memorable moment: “Don’t sign anything unless you have your lawyer look at it.” (Tom Griswold, 09:56)

4. Sleep Schedules, Early Wake-Ups & Being a Radio Host (10:40–11:43)

• The hosts reminisce about the brutal early-morning schedule (“I wake up, the birds are singing because they don’t know what time it is”).
• The crew commiserates about never resetting sleep habits, even on vacation.

5. Sports & World Records (12:08–15:37, 80:08–81:52)

• Sports news includes NFL playoffs predictions, Sam Darnold's injury, and contract deals.
• Tom: “I say in the next two years, you’ll have the first billion dollar contract in sports…” (Bob Kevoian, 13:06)
• Later, Chick McGee lays out his picks for the weekend.
• “That might be the blowout of the weekend.” (Tom Griswold, 81:04)

6. Parody Segments & Listener Interactions (27:45–32:32)

• Listener letters riff on everything from wordle streaks to nacho chip preferences.
  • A debate erupts over whether Doritos are acceptable in nachos.
• Playful segment about job titles, e.g., “vice president of meat” (23:03), and the logistics of turnkey homes (51:00).
• Letter about the hazards of slicing bagels and a review of bagel slicing gadgets (26:05–27:15).

7. Science, Space & Hygiene (13:26–15:37, 111:14–114:54)

• NASA news: Astronauts returned early due to illness; hosts speculate on potential "alien parasite" scenarios.
• The famous story of Sally Ride and NASA engineers supposedly thinking she’d need 100 tampons for a 6-day mission is retold for laughs.
  • Quote: “Will 100 tampons be enough?” (Bob Kevoian, 112:14)

8. Occasions & Traditions: National Bagel Day, the Feast of the Ass (14:00–15:27, 122:48–123:46)

• Observance of odd holidays: “the Feast of the Ass,” a medieval Christian feast about donkeys, devolving into the usual innuendo and riffing.
  • “You ever participate in the ass feasting?” (Tom Griswold, 15:24)

9. Elevators, Jobs & Random Life Observations (47:41–50:58)

• Listeners write in with elevator-related stories, including inspection sticker etiquette and questions for elevator repairmen.
• Christy Lee reveals her daughter’s boyfriend is an apprentice elevator mechanic.

10. Unique Food and Graveyard Recipes (98:26–101:17)

• Jess Hooker prepares a “Red Lantern Dip” from the “To Die For” cookbook—recipes found on gravestones—leading to a playful debate over tackiness vs. tradition.
• “She was a DJ at KDSN radio and was a local radio legend.” (Bob Kevoian, 118:32)

11. Animal Escapades & Exotic News (143:04–144:26)

• Wild news: A sheriff’s deputy in Florida lassos an escaped emu; stories about goats in retirement homes, and discussion of dangerous bird talons.
• Emu Phillips jokes and a tangent on ostriches, alpacas, and evolutionary biology.

12. World Record: Longest Interview in an Ice Bath (86:40–89:58)

• Incredulity at a couple who set a world record for “longest interview in an ice bath” (21m33s of freezing Q&A).
  • “So these two morons are sitting in an ice bath and her husband is interviewing her.” (Bob Kevoian, 87:08)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Comedy song punchline: “You did some porking, now you gotta call Orkin.” (Bob Kevoian, 02:45)
• On crabs: “These aren’t the kind of crabs you eat with butter—life is so unkind.” (Tom Griswold, 01:22)
• Affirmations: “The sun is not yet up, neither is my will to live.” (Bob Kevoian, 08:07)
• Sleep schedule: “If I sleep in, it’s 7 o’clock, maybe… most often 6:30.” (Tom Griswold, 11:02)
• On nachos: “I was totally behind Josh’s nachos presidency until he put the kibosh on Doritos being used in nachos.” (Listener letter, 22:36)
• Sally Ride story: “Will 100 tampons be enough?” (Bob Kevoian, 112:14)
• Parody advice: “Don’t sign anything unless you have your lawyer look at it.” (Tom Griswold, 09:56)
• Turnkey homes: “Everything is pink. The dishes, the silverware, the placemats, the salt and pepper shakers, the garlic press. Everything is pink.” (Listener letter, 52:10)
• Ass feasting banter: “You ever participate in the ass feasting?” (Tom Griswold, 15:24)
• On toxic masculinity: “I think there are jerks, and there are non-jerks.” (Josh Arnold, 128:59)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment | |------|---------| | 00:21–02:59 | "Strangers in My Shorts" parody song | | 07:11–10:59 | Affirmations and banter | | 13:26–15:37 | NASA & Sally Ride tampon story | | 22:36 | Nacho presidency and Dorito debate | | 26:05–27:15 | Bagel slicing injuries and gadgets | | 47:41–50:58 | Elevator repairman stories | | 80:08–81:52 | NFL playoff predictions | | 86:40–89:58 | Ice bath interview world record | | 98:26–101:17 | “To Die For” graveyard dip | | 111:14–114:54 | Sally Ride, NASA, astronaut illness | | 122:48–123:46 | Feast of the Ass segment | | 143:04–144:26 | Emu lassoing segment |

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Episode Tone & Style

• Irreverent and playful: Constant riffing, parody songs, and inside jokes; occasionally veers to the absurd or grotesque.
• Self-aware and candid: The team teases each other about their quirks (e.g., bathroom habits, affirmation skepticism).
• Audience engagement: Problems and stories from listeners are read and riffed on.
• Topical, but with a twist: Not just news; always a comedic spin.

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Summary Takeaways

• The episode’s core strength is the camaraderie and comic timing of the cast.
• Heavy on personal anecdotes, listener stories, and running gags that keep returning listeners invested.
• Affirms the show’s tradition of blending oddball news, blue-collar humor, and heart.
• Red thread: Absurdity of daily life, from affirmations to turnkey homes, sports predictions to graveyard cookbooks.

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For longtime fans—and even newcomers—the January 16, 2026, episode is a perfect example of The BOB & TOM Show’s fast-paced, joke-stuffed, yet oddly comforting morning mayhem. As Tom sums up in an affirmation lampoon:
"The universe is providing everything I need. Oh, I need some extra cash." (135:16)

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Jerry, this time we've really done it.

[Tom Griswold]

We went and caught the crabs.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right, Nino. Pubic enemy number one.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's tell those girls how we feel.

[Tom Griswold]

Strangers. Strangers in my shorts I keep on scratching Strangers in my shorts these eggs keep hatching with each and every itch.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm reminded of you no wonder those girls were so easy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dino.

[Josh Arnold]

We met at that motel down by.

[Bob Kevoian]

The ocean Now I'm back at home with my Quell ocean rhyme to forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Our little rendezvous.

[Josh Arnold]

Strangers in my shorts they're multiplying Strangers in my shorts why aren't they dying? I'm sitting here at home with my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little comb the medicine the doctor gave.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn'T work I'll have to shave every time I look they make me shudder.

[Josh Arnold]

These aren't the kind of crabs you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eat with butter Life is so unkind.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re strangers in my shores Here, Jerry.

[Josh Arnold]

Put on some more of this Quell lotion.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know, Dino.

[Bob Kevoian]

It makes my pubes look all greasy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's perfectly natural, pally.

[Tom Griswold]

They call that a Jheri curl.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, Dino.

[Josh Arnold]

Knock, knock.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's there?

[Josh Arnold]

No more.

[Tom Griswold]

No more who?

[Josh Arnold]

No more Mr. Lice Guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm getting tired of these things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on, Jerry, it's time to sing. We've hardly scratched the surface.

[Josh Arnold]

Strangers in my shorts she was enticing. Strangers in my shorts and I'm delicing.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm praying that someday these damn things.

[Josh Arnold]

Go away how could I know our romance Would lead to critters in my pants?

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's not so bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not like a shanker.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'll call her up so you can, banker. I have grown attached to Strangers in my shorts Strangers in your briefs. Whoa, pally.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't mean to be crappy, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not taking this too well.

[Josh Arnold]

Jerry, call the exterminator.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you did some porking. Now you gotta call Orkin.

[Tom Griswold]

Strangers in my shorts.

[Bob Kevoian]

I managed to.

[Tom Griswold]

Dodge that bullet, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have two.

[Christy Lee]

Me too, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine the long haired Tom Griswold making his way around Manhattan? My goodness, you had to fight him off, didn't you? Hey, baby, I go to Columbia.

[Bob Kevoian]

I believe I got the crabs in Florida. Oh, I think it's the warm weather and the alligators.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello there. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, chicken.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac Insurance News desk, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

At the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, man, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. And Pat Godwin on assignment. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom on the road, evidently driving to Charlotte, North Carolina, where he will be performing this evening in the same county where he was once arrested for being a apparently a rowdy passenger.

[Christy Lee]

Publican docs. That'll get you.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy driving the car was fine, but that, I believe he said referred to the police officer as Barney before.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't take that. Yeah. Tell this Barney where to get off. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, so that. That's. Then a. Willie G. Is also not here today. Willie is in Louisville with Greg Hahn at the Caravan. But that was the classic. One of the classics from Dean and Jerry here in the Bob and Tom program. Now, we have a number of interesting things coming up today. Yesterday at this time, we had a letter about our very fine guest from a couple of days ago, the actor Bill Glass, which may not ring a bell with you until we tell you that he is the guy. Dr. Rick with the mustache and those great commercials for progressive insurance telling you not to be like your parents. Just great stuff, but very funny. However, yesterday at this time, we received a letter about another Bill Glass, the famous Cleveland Brown from way back when. And I only reference it again because we have a letter about this exact topic.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wasn't the only one. You remember Bill Glass?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I'm you. You know a lot about the classic era of football.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a weird football guy. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Richard. He says the name Bill Glass didn't register with me during your interview on Wednesday. But as soon as you mentioned the football player, the Cleveland Brown of the same name, it clicked in my brain. I remember him as one of the iconic Browns, I believe, number 80. And being a man of a certain age, I believe I had his football card as a kid. And I remember Bill Glass had a classic flat top, sort of being sported by one of the announcers. Howie, Right.

[Christy Lee]

My dad always wore a flat. Many, many years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howie Long had. You don't see that very often. That never really has made a comeback. But you're a. Howie Long has a kind of a.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's never changed his hairstyle variation on that.

[Christy Lee]

My husband threatened last night to get one. I don't. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. It's his head. Am I right on this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Andy would look good with one.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there's a. There's Bill Glass.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, he's got a. Of hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's totally different.

[Bob Kevoian]

He was a reverend, I believe, an ordained minister. But the end of this letter is the reason I wanted to highlight it. Josh, this is. It's for you. It says, thank you for the Bill Glass memory. Have a great show today. And I'm quoting here, keep your stick on the ice. Then he says parentheses. Josh will explain what that means. Is that a hockey term of some sort?

[Tom Griswold]

Keep your stick on the eye.

[Josh Arnold]

Must be. I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you don't know. Yeah, I know. I'm not sure. I assume it means something like, keep.

[Tom Griswold]

Moving forward, keep reaching for the stone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keeping the. Keeping the game.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep your feet on the ground.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Be where your feet are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, a really interesting story today about aspirations and aspirational phrases.

[Christy Lee]

Affirmations. You mean.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean high hopes and dreams dashed and true testament, the human spirit. Stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

The kind of thing where you. You'll say you'll have like a little phrase that you read in the morning.

[Christy Lee]

Affirmations.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So you get up, you go, today is going to be a great day. What?

[Christy Lee]

I do them every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

How's that working out for you?

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really. Do you have an example of one?

[Christy Lee]

They're kind of personal, but I always. I always thank God for letting me wake up that it's going to be a great day today. I have gratitud gratitude for all of the blessings I've gotten and received. And I always pray for my friends and family to have a safe and productive day.

[Tom Griswold]

Gratitude's a tough one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get up early. I usually say something like, the sun is not yet up. Neither is my will to live.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh, no. That's why you. Affirmations.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. I am grateful for this time. I often say. I just Wish it were 9:30.

[Christy Lee]

So you didn't really want affirmations. You just want to make fun of. Well, you have to have some. You don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I kind of like. I actually kind of like them.

[Christy Lee]

They're healthy. I'm happy.

[Tom Griswold]

You can have an affirmation today if you'd like. Here's an example of today's. I have faith in myself, my life in the world.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. See, that's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that I can make positive change. My future doesn't have to. I can't do it anymore. It's silly. It's stupid.

[Christy Lee]

There's another one. I'm wealth. I'm Abundance. I'm joy. That's always stuck with me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always do it because again, we get up so early. As you know, Josh, I do the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wake up. I wake up, the birds are singing because they don't know what time it is.

[Josh Arnold]

They're very confused.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are. So if birds could curse, they go, hey, it's freezing out here. A and B, why are we up so early?

[Christy Lee]

You don't have sticky notes or that's that you put like on your mirror. Maybe in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's a thing in this article.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it is, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The percentage of people who put them on sticky notes. But now check. So you have like a little calendar that has them.

[Tom Griswold]

No. You can go online and. Absolutely. No, I don't. I don't do that. No.

[Josh Arnold]

I have like a deck and it. There's a little card holder.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Take them out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I do mine weekly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I had one of those for the four agreements. That's a great one. The four agreement cards.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do they.

[Christy Lee]

There's just affirmations every day about life.

[Bob Kevoian]

What fresh hell awaits me today? Are you these good ones?

[Josh Arnold]

Funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't. Don't sign anything unless you have your lawyer look at it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I like that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When you're in a car accident, never apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Don't give them anything unless they have a warrant.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wake up early because my body thinks it's 1873. And the farm awaits again.

[Josh Arnold]

You could have decided decades ago to do a rush hour evening show.

[Tom Griswold]

You sure as hell could have, jackass. We can do it right now if we move to Hawaii.

[Bob Kevoian]

My mother always found that hilarious. I could never get out of bed. I was always late for school.

[Tom Griswold]

And now look at you, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy. Ten of three. Time to get up.

[Tom Griswold]

I still get that. Every now and then my daughter will text me at like, you know, 7:30 Eastern or whatever and I, you know, take it a little bit to get back. Where have you been? Well, you know, where I've been for 40 years. What the hell are you asking now?

[Bob Kevoian]

When you go on vacation, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Time out. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you able to immediately adjust your sleep schedule?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely not. I. If I sleep in, it's 7 o', clock maybe most often 6:30.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about on the weekends?

[Tom Griswold]

Nope, can't do it because, I mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

The people that are listening right now, for the most part, are up and running either at the end of their day or at the beginning. Oh, yeah. Probably mostly at the beginning.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't get up at 10 till 3 on Saturday, do you?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I'm up before 6.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I think, Josh, you've said that you. You can sleep later when you want to, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes, yeah. Yeah. And you know, on vacation I can slip back into my very jealous. What has been my schedule most of my life. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The worst part is if you fly west, so the time zone thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, you'd be getting up.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you get up at three in the morning and it's L. A, it's midnight. Well, two in the afternoon. I got to hit the hay here. It's like suddenly you're on third shift. Well, anyways, we'll get to things about affirmations. Anything happening in the world of sports. I know we got a big game coming up Monday and a big weekend of NFL.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there you are. That's exactly what's coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fill in the blanks.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Tom. We've got a new gambling probe coming out of China. Chinese basketball. I didn't even know there was a cba. The Chinese Basketball Association. That's right, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know you may have a gambling issue if you're betting on Chinese basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, indeed.

[Bob Kevoian]

I actually know a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sam Darnold's on the injury report, but I'm sure he'll. He'll play for the Seahawks. Big news from Vicky Vicki Wemwem.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we got. We'll, we'll. We'll talk about the tallest human being in captivity and somebody get a hold of Christie. Kyle Tucker has now signed with the Dodgers. Four years, $240 million. That's 60 mil a year.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Kyle Tucker, he's a bad.

[Tom Griswold]

Give or take. You know, we are.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say in the next two years, you'll have the first billion dollar contract in sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guaranteed money.

[Tom Griswold]

Heck, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, good. Good to know, certainly. Also coming up, we have a little bit of an update on that situation with NASA bringing those four astronauts back early. They are back.

[Tom Griswold]

What could possibly be the update? They. They made it back. Am I right on this? They made it back. Everybody's fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the one guy was sick or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they don't know. They're not saying if it was the LA gent or are they Russian?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, what do we know about this? There's some sort of germ.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't bring us. If somebody goes up in space, they get ill, you don't bring them back. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Unless it's taken over his body and it looks like the predator or Whoever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I mean, no, nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

When the Apollo astronauts landed, the one that had been in the moon, they doused them with. Remember that? They doused orange with good reason.

[Tom Griswold]

And they had to stay in that little submarine or whatever looking out the window. Remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

But we have a little bit of an update on that and a fascinating side story that I stumbled on. Do you know the famous Sally Ride story about the. Her first adventure up in space? It involves feminine hygiene.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that's where it was going.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's. I mean, it's a famous NASA story. I'm not kidding.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody else know? No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Sally. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's. It's not mean. It's just funny. Oh. But yeah, it's a classic NASA story.

[Tom Griswold]

A woman's cycle is always hilarious.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I know contextually, you'll. It's not offensive so much. Over exaggerate. That's a redundant. It says the same thing. Also coming up, an update on something we missed every once in a while. Like, for example, someone come up to me yesterday. Hey, you missed it. Yesterday was National Bagel Day. Yeah. Great.

[Tom Griswold]

What was. I love bagels.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do too. But I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Was it really National Bagel Day or did you make that up?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But also Wednesday was the Feast of the Ass. This is a legitimate religious holiday.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think that would be very important to some.

[Bob Kevoian]

We will have. We will have an update almost necessary on the Feast of the Ass coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever participate in the ass feasting?

[Bob Kevoian]

I do not. I find that my. My. My simple view of science or the nice. I'm sorry, the views of a simpleton in science, which would be me.

[Tom Griswold]

You haven't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I understand a little bit about E. Coli. I'm not going to get it right out of the tap.

[Tom Griswold]

You know that.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty fascinated by everything.

[Tom Griswold]

But I got a thing right there. And you go, I have to feast on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everyone.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody was talking to Bart Simpson. They go, you're going to touch her butt? And she goes, I would never touch a girl's butt. That's where cooties come from.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the kind of scientific basis that I have concluded on the Feast of the Ass right now, you're very lucky.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have an address from the president of Oral Pleasure. Yours truly and I would talk about feast.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a great letter about what we should be president of. Once again, the origin of that is from the Atlanta Falcons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Matt R. President of football. That's what they. That's his time.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is do they? Are they doing that to be funny or. I don't know why they did it.

[Tom Griswold]

But they sure are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now, I want to say hi to our friends at Java House. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by Java House, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. Java House is all about that great break room where you work or even the break room at your house, the kitchen. It's about just peel and pour for that morning java. They've got coffee, they've got tea, of course. Hot and cold lattes, hot cocoa. Hydrogen.

[Josh Arnold]

What is.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, what am I saying? Hydration. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm doing this without a script.

[Tom Griswold]

Hydrogen.

[Christy Lee]

The Arctic Freeze and the Orange Blast. They're great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What? Energy drinks. Hydration drinks. By the way, most if not all products from Java House are hydrogen free, at least at the level of flammability. Somebody's rescue me.

[Tom Griswold]

They almost never.

[Bob Kevoian]

For God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

They come in a wonderful little peel and pod. Peel and pour pod. You just put it in cold or hot water and you've got your beverage instantly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you got your fancy coffees, your lattes, your anything to start your day. Espressos, some tea. Or as some would say, espresso. Yeah, they would be wrong. They would also say restaurant tour. Get that wrong too. I'm off topic. The best part is a Java House. It can revolutionize the break room where you work and it can revolutionize coffee at your house. And on weekends, I highly recommend a little bit of a Java House. One of those little pots poured over some nice vanilla ice cream. Oh, delightful. The official beverage service of the Bob and Tom show is Java House. All the details [e-mail] Give a shot. A shot at Java House. That's Java House.com we're coming right back. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Both hands on the Java house this morning. I noticed that.

[Christy Lee]

Warm.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, cold. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

The I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom, as you know, I don't necessarily believe in ghosts. I know Josh is a big fan, and I, I. Josh, I'm coming around to your point of view, primarily based on H Vac issues.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

As you know, in this particular room, we're in a pretty large room. There are very odd things happening to the air. I. Sometimes I'll come in here. Yesterday I came in, the air conditioning was on.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

I should.

[Tom Griswold]

You are the one that constantly fiddles.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't touch it with the.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't believe you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I walked in here and I said, it's freezing. And I looked at the thing and I punched the buttons, and all of.

[Tom Griswold]

A sudden, crazy, different temperature.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just saying there, There are H vac ghosts all over this country of ours.

[Josh Arnold]

And our ancillary rooms, too, get really, like, we can be totally comfortable in here. Every other office and room in here is freezing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was talking to a friend of.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine who.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is in the commercial real estate industry, I guess, and I was asking him, you hear about these big office buildings that they can't fill anymore for various reasons, And I said, well, can they be converted into apartments? They said, one of the two big problems are H vac and plumbing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because a lot of these buildings. Well, the Johnsons, they get a bathroom. The Johnson's on the 15th floor, they get the bathroom with the three urinals. But if you're in the west wing, they'd have to. Retooling these buildings is really hard. But the other. It's not just the bathrooms, it's the H Vac because. Well, we've. The, the, the community of the building is. We've all agreed we're going to set it at 72. Except for Mrs. Frampson. She wants it at 74.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always kind of wanted an elevator to go right to my, My pad.

[Josh Arnold]

You like those like in movies?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but in movies that. People always get shot in those.

[Josh Arnold]

They do. It's always. There's always something nefarious happening.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I have a dream, please?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, you Would change it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would be the exception. I wouldn't get shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I must say, one interesting aspect of contemporary culture, the. The awkwardness of the elevator has kind of gone away because of the cell phone.

[Tom Griswold]

You can always look at your phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You know, there was a time when you'd be standing there and, boy, this is really awkward.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you. You felt the need to say no unless spoken.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm happy to have spoken. To first would depend on the circumstance, but very rarely would I say.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really hard to talk to you anyway. But when you lie, it's doubly difficult.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's the truth.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not the guy that gets in the elevator.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, I just farted.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't think that's a very special.

[Tom Griswold]

First of all, that's my line. Secondly, I wrote it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, yesterday, we had a discussion about becoming the president of something. This is based on the Atlanta Falcons declaration.

[Tom Griswold]

Matt Ryan is the president of football, they say.

[Bob Kevoian]

So we've decided. I forget. Maybe Chick asked, what would we be president of? And Josh, you said, originally it was.

[Josh Arnold]

Nachos and then silliness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now your nachos presidency has already got a problem.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sean from Wisconsin, kind enough to write. He goes, I was totally behind Josh's nachos presidency until he put the kibosh on Doritos being used in nachos.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. That's illegal.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all right, because I am starting the articles of impeachment throwing my support behind Ace's presidency based on his platform of getting rid of all influencers. So very good.

[Tom Griswold]

So now the only nacho chip that you allow is just the plain tostito.

[Josh Arnold]

If you will, for nachos.

[Tom Griswold]

Something like that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not a blue corn.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am so not aware of any of this. I just don't eat that stuff off.

[Christy Lee]

What you're missing out in life.

[Tom Griswold]

You just have salmon every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. I just.

[Christy Lee]

You don't eat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what. Dorito from a Frito from a Tostito.

[Christy Lee]

You like potato chips, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I love potato chips. Okay. I even like those Pringle things.

[Tom Griswold]

Standard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just don't eat them very often.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

All right, those Pringles, what do you snack on?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, didn't you make. You'll love this. You guys remember this? The kale chips?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

Did you make your own one time?

[Bob Kevoian]

What are those white carrots called?

[Tom Griswold]

Turnips.

[Bob Kevoian]

Turnips, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

We used to make turnip chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Turnip chips.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were good. Although when you cook them, they smell like turpentine.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because they taste awful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. No, they tasted fine. Now our letter segment is brought to you by our friends at Hyundai Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

The all new Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Learn how it's so much more than just another SUV@Hyundai USA.com and we have a very happy Hyundai user right here. Excuse me, ma'. Am. Don't you love your Hyundai?

[Christy Lee]

I love my Hyundai, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

I told you Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they are not taking my suggestion to have it. When you. When you hit the horn in a Hyundai, you don't get this sound. Palisade park if you're driving him. Boy, that is. That is aggressive. I don't see that coming.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no escaping.

[Bob Kevoian]

I apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

He has a story to tell, doesn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Sure does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Freddie Cannon.

[Tom Griswold]

Freddie Boom Boom Cannon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Macho.

[Josh Arnold]

We were. This guy actually has another president. So president of football.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is a real position.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a real.

[Josh Arnold]

This is another real one. Not a made up one like we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Although I do consider what we're doing pretty real. Michael says, though he wasn't the president. I once sold a car to a guy who was the vice president of meat for my local grocery store chain.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

My favorite job title of all time, vice president of meat.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was in charge of all meats, I guess. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So that means there is a president of meat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Grocery store.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice to hear about the vp but where's the prez?

[Tom Griswold]

Jurisdiction. Baloney. T Bones, Hot dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe is a deli guy all the.

[Tom Griswold]

Me I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that reminds me. Yesterday, as I. A friend of mine pointed out, was National Bagel Day. And then someone asked, why are bagels not sold sliced?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can. You have to s. Indicate that you'd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like it sliced, but when you get the bag. And so I did some homework.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing some homework again, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pre. Slicing lets air reach the inside of the bagels and makes them dry out too fast.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I thought that was kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Common knowledge for National Bagel Day. I thought I would. Thought I would do a little bit of homework. But this is the only reason I'm reading this. Many people slice bagels themselves and end up with, and I'm quoting here, number one, bagel related hand injuries. Then it goes on to say, this is a real category in emergency rooms because people, they hold the bagel, they go there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I've never cut a bagel that way. I think I, I knew when I was 8 not to do it like that. Did you guys.

[Christy Lee]

How do you cut your bagel?

[Josh Arnold]

Or you set it down and I cut it down to the cutting board.

[Bob Kevoian]

People, they, they hold it and they, they cut that space between your thumb and your index finger. That hurts like hell.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Webbing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So if you're cutting a bagel, they do make that home bagel slicer gizmo.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How is that?

[Tom Griswold]

I will. I have almost this exact model. And it's wonderful.

[Josh Arnold]

You just kind of guillotine.

[Tom Griswold]

You just put your bagel in there and you whang it down and you got a sliced bagel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but. So it was National Bagel Day, but I think we'll, we could take advantage of that maybe Monday or Tuesday of next year.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe we get some work to get bagels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, today we're having food from the grave, remember?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ms. Hooker's gonna make a recipe from this book called To Die For. It's the cookbook of recipes that Rosie Grant put together based on recipes that appear on gravestones. So she's going to make one of them for us again today. So I'm looking forward to that. Now back to the letters.

[Tom Griswold]

Rosie bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. McGee, do you have something over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob at Top show, sorry to bother you at work. I was so happy when Christmas was over, I would not have to hear Dominic the Donkey anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Agreed.

[Tom Griswold]

I totally forgot about it, but the fates intervened. So I'm minding my own business. Watching an episode of the Family Guy last night where Meg goes to the Olympics in a cutaway, as they do involving La La Land, Peter asks Ryan Gosling to play Dominic the donkey while.

[Josh Arnold]

Peter sings along silliness.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two days ago, I was listening to a major network, and their interstitial music was a classic Christmas song. And I thought, somebody's asleep at the board. Oh, man, I was stunned. It's a little late and I, I. Christmas music, I love it, but it's. I like to have it when it's done.

[Christy Lee]

It's done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Day after Christmas for me. But they usually linger until the new Year. Now, are you still saying Happy New Year? Anybody?

[Josh Arnold]

I haven't, I haven't seen anybody. I don't think that I told you.

[Tom Griswold]

Second or third day, you stop.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

If you haven't seen some.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you haven't seen him in the new year, I think you've got all of January back to the presidencies.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your Bob and Tom show. Willie should be the president of waterbeds.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're not gonna let him forget that Willie.

[Bob Kevoian]

The home of.

[Josh Arnold]

He sure loves being reminded pre filled.

[Bob Kevoian]

The pre filled water waterbed. I'm so sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, remember we talked about sloths yesterday?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

There's like a 35 year old who's having kids or something, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oldest sloth in captivity.

[Christy Lee]

He's a male, not a female.

[Josh Arnold]

The Al Pacino. Today, when discussing the world's oldest sloth or something of that nature, too bothered to fully pay attention. Spencer.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm here to defend Josh's position of sloth potentially being violent. My brother's wife loves sloths and for a birthday gift, he hired an animal hand handler to bring a sloth to their place to hold and feed. When it was my brother's turn, the sloth had run out of food or I'm sorry, the brother ran out of food to give the sloth. So the sloth grabbed with surprising speed. It says grabbed and took a bite of his arm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jesus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I'm sorry. It says took a bite out of his arm.

[Tom Griswold]

There is a difference. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Do yourselves a favor and look up what sloth teeth look like and try telling me they are docile beasts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, because they were one of those animals that I'd like to have a sloth as a pet.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever seen those pictures of big, big caves and there are these giant like lines carved into the sides and they're from the ancient prehistoric sloth that used to. No, they were massive. They were like the size of grizzly bears.

[Tom Griswold]

Really crazy. My lord.

[Josh Arnold]

Proof of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what that. The. The sloth in question was Mr. Snuffles.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who at the age of 35, which is very old for a sloth, they typically live to be about 15. Fathered a little baby sloth. So we were also asking, when sloths procreate, does it. I mean, does it take forever? Is it like a long. Like a long slow.

[Christy Lee]

I forgot to ask yesterday I was over at the zoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a quickie all day Saturday. I'm just, just asking now. We are always pleased to get your letters. You can reach us Bob [e-mail]. you got one over there, chick?

[Tom Griswold]

I do. Dear Bob, at top show my wordle streak. We play wordle here. It's big doings here at the Bob and Tom show. My Wordle streak is 1345 days.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost impossible, but it would be Longer, says Ashley, if I wouldn't have been interrupted by childbirth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh boy, that got in the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Just wanted to share my best current tip for wordle. My starter word is adieu.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's the most common one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Y. Yeah. And she says. Which is French for beat it, scram, get the hell out of here. Or you can use my husband's strategy for wordle, which is to always start with boner. Funny every time and. And really works out well for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good story.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Ashley, Boner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I start with an er cuz that's the last time I got. I lost wordle.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Christy Lee]

What? You didn't start with an er?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. The forward ends in ER There are so many of them.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And it's hard to get over.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was in line getting coffee and not paying attention. And that's the last time I blew it. Took me. I had to go to therapy to get over it. Way of taking it way too serious.

[Christy Lee]

You guys are going to be surprised to learn copulation amongst sloths is surprisingly fast. Under a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Under. But the mate does stick around to mate further with the female and defend her for a few days because females are very promiscuous and they will mate with multiple males.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha. Yeah, nature's gonna. Nature.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And it says here two toed sloths gestate for a long time. Around 11 to 12 months.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Up to 16 months in some cases. While three fingered sloths have a shorter pregnancy of about four to six months. I don't know the distinction.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd say there's more of a difference than just the fingers.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is if they do bite. Although it's uncommon, they do carry bacteria and can be quite dangerous, so. God, those three finger. Those nails are gross.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah, there's something.

[Christy Lee]

But they're so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it true you get bitten by a koala, you could get to chlamydia. Isn't that right?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they always say that. They're like riddled with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'm not sure if it's the same kind. We'll move. We'll move on here. Coming up, we have a gig that has opened up for a treasure hunter. That literally is the job description. Treasure, Beth, now do you say lassoing or lassoing?

[Josh Arnold]

I usually say he went lassoing, but I never say that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I never use the word lasso.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we have ever. We have in the news a sheriff's deputy in Florida who had to use a lasso.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

So you use a lasso to lasso.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You use a lasso to lassoing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of what I thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I'm asking. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody out there knows.

[Bob Kevoian]

But anyway, this. This is. It's a fun story about a cop, you know? Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. A cop has a lasso and then it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which evolved somehow into handcuffs. We'll get to that later. It's all. It's all coming your way right now. We were talking about the great Hyundai vehicles. What did I say? Hyundai. Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tuesday.

[Tom Griswold]

Hyundai.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry. It's the Hyundai Palisade was the car in question. And it's the new Palisade hybrid that has a staggering range of 600 plus miles. Christie is our Hyundai driver.

[Christy Lee]

I get up to about 35 miles per gallon on a hybrid. And I'll tell you what, it's great because you don't have to do anything. It goes between the battery and the gas on its own. It, like, knows what the best mileage for your car will be at that particular time.

[Bob Kevoian]

These hybrids are really cool. And the Palisade is also so big enough, it's got that third seat. And as someone who is very familiar, very familiar with the third seat, it's a great option to have just about every about once a week, go back there because you don't know what your kids are doing back there. I guarantee you're gonna find a stray fry, perhaps a Stanley that's been there with gravy in it for three weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Crayon.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that's just a part of being a parent or being someone who drives a bunch of kids around. The Hyundai hybrid palisade, once again, 600 plus miles of range. That's awesome. And you can check one out, of course, by checking with your local dealer or visit HyundaiUSA.com Let me spell it for you. It's H, Y U N D A I. But it's pronounced Hyundai. HyundaiUSA.com you can even call them 562-314603. That's HyundaiUSA.com for the 600 plus miles of range with the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Now, also coming up, we have affirmations to make you feel good about life, affirmations to make you feel motivated. Christy is a big affirmations person. Yeah. Good, good, good.

[Christy Lee]

Every day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am not.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe you should try it.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe you should try. You think it would help? Maybe I will.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they're kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

I am healthy, wealthy and wise. You could start with that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Ben Franklin taught us that. Poor Richard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many roads lead to a dead end.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a good one?

[Christy Lee]

Take a wrong turn there, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Two footprints in the sand. That's what I was carrying. You something like.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not an affirmation. That's a song.

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

There's that poem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but there's a limit. Affirmation. It's gonna be so many words. It's like a haiku.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you can't put a limit or guideline on an affirmation. Stop it.

[Christy Lee]

That's true. You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

They should be succinct.

[Bob Kevoian]

All of. All of tomorrow's yesterdays are today's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're welcome. That is nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

What we do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like Led Zeppelin's lyrics. I really don't mean anything.

[Tom Griswold]

What we do today is what matters. That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

This even though we're not too much to look at.

[Josh Arnold]

You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments everyone's talking about, regardless of what they say. I'll take the. Fine. I don't care. All Pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights. I could say this because I've played them. This is the Rush.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys already know what time it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It was fire.

[Josh Arnold]

And we'll be right back on the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pod and we'll be talking about it next week. Week the Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. We're in the o'reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick mcgee. Are we ready for sports? Do we have some more letters you want to get to?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a couple letters here. Dear Robin, Tom Show. I listened to the first hour on my commute to work. I heard Josh say he does all of his number one transactions, urination, if you will, through his fly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, for the most part.

[Tom Griswold]

And Tim from Lodi, California would offer. I guess that makes Josh pretty fly for a white guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it does. Give it to me, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Give It to me, 20 years of giggles and snorts of coffee through my nose. Thank you. That's Tim from Lo Di.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom stuck in low Die again. Great song. I can't. I use the fly?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Just.

[Bob Kevoian]

It cuts the back. It cuts the back of my hand.

[Tom Griswold]

It cuts the back of my hand.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you reach in. Yeah, I see. I see what you're saying on the zipper part.

[Tom Griswold]

The fly, not your underwear.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the. The zipper, yeah. If I. You know it when I am. I'm not kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I believe you because I even do it if I'm just wearing boxers around the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I come through the fly.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. That's interesting that I just. Then I. When I do, I don't use the fly in my underwear either.

[Christy Lee]

You pull your underweight underwear down, reach.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the way down, and, you know, harness everything, get it out and, you know, do the. Do the job. But.

[Tom Griswold]

So after years of insulting me about how I go to the bathroom like a toddler, you do essentially do this?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't take my trousers off. I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't take mine off either. I let them go down to my knees, that's all.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you'd have to take your trousers down, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you just. No, you just loosen them, and then you.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You unbuckle them and then put the zipper down, then reach in and.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had the mistake.

[Christy Lee]

You just said you don't do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I don't. See, I think what Josh does, you leave them buttoned, put the fly down, reach in, and I don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I don't unbuckle my belt or anything like that.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think so. I think one of the medications that I take makes me. Might be bleed or something. I got tired of having my right hand with these huge zipper scratches and scars on it.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you've ever had the misfortune of following Tom into a bathroom when he's at the urinal, he. During the summer months, if he's wearing shorts, which he doesn't ever wear shorts anymore. Something about watching the Sopranos, I'm not sure. But anyway, he would lift one of the legs up, of course, uncovered, uncovering his unit and peeing through one of.

[Josh Arnold]

The legs, it's okay to say, of course. That's what. Because that's what you've done most of the time. Most people do not pee that way. No, like most guys, I mean, you're at the gym.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're not gonna just. You just reach down Grip go up.

[Josh Arnold]

And most guys do not pee out of the leg of their shorts.

[Tom Griswold]

Take the waistband down and go that way.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter how, you weirdo.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't really observe how other people do it. I. I just do it. I just do it my way. But thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Now, I don't understand how your pants don't fall down. That's. I'm. I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

When you unbuckle and. Yeah, that's where. That's where. That's kind of one of the reasons mine do. I know, I know. Ass shelf.

[Christy Lee]

He doesn't have an ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's like a weird hip clench gizmo thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any event, I've got a nice letter here with a request. But first, we were talking about how sometimes when you drive places, you'll go out of your way to go. Go to a little restaurant or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Willie and I were talking about when I used to drop them at camp. Camp. I would always make an effort to stop at this ice cream place. It turns out it's called Zesto. Zesto in Huntington, Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

I like that name.

[Josh Arnold]

Good stuff, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God. Just delightful. I used to take a frozen custard. You take a cooler and put ice in it. And then when I would stop, I would get several of them and bring them home.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice. Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you specifically remember. Remember any of the flavors that I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would just get the vanilla, but this. Thanks for letting me know that, by the way, Floyd. All right. From Massachusetts.

[Tom Griswold]

But you do anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

You go to get something like that and you just get the vanilla?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you at least try any of the other flavors?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't even know if they have them.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they have.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you doing when you get frozen custard chickster?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I have a nice butter pecan, you know, something with flavor of the day coffee. A flavor of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you want it all mixed in already or do you want it on top of the vanilla?

[Tom Griswold]

I want it all mixed in already.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now, coming up, we have a special request for a poem.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which we don't get to very often.

[Tom Griswold]

From Nipsey Russell.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is not from Nipsey Russell, but first, a poem. It's from Paul Gilmartin. I'm looking forward to hearing this. It's. It's fun. Also, we have an emus in the news. We have the feast of the ass update. We have goats at a retirement home. A really dumb world record.

[Tom Griswold]

And another letter for Tom. And elevators just for Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. And we have a profile about toxic masculinity.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it doesn't exist. This is going to. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for warning me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think. I think you're not going to be mad.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no, no. He just. You just said the words.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's, it's about the perhaps overstating now.

[Tom Griswold]

Say Woodstock 99. I will going to levitate.

[Josh Arnold]

I will behave myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

We will toxically come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bobandtomobandtom.com it's back. Hey, it's Dan Bongino. I've got some big news for you. Starting February 2nd, the show is back. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The Dan Bongino show is relaunching and we're going bigger than ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter, cut through all the garbage and get to the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't catch it live. No problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts. Remember, February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it. Electric.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy looks like a. A gondola captain in Venice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I was trying to think warm today.

[Tom Griswold]

Red. The red bandana around her neck and the striped shirt and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, looks very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. I just wanted to feel warm.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker joins us.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a longtime Chicago Bear fan. She's rooting for the Bears this weekend and against the Los Angeles Rams.

[Bob Kevoian]

And she has the jersey on.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's an old one.

[Christy Lee]

Gonna be a little chilly in Chicago this week.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Did the Raiders fans say sorry to a Chicago Bears fan?

[Josh Arnold]

It did sound like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right? Wow. I'm Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello. Chick McGee. A couple of things. We got a great letter here, and before we get to it, we've got a request.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Matt.

[Josh Arnold]

Matty boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

He wants to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

He's always laying out on the front porch, isn't he?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure is. Yeah. People walk all over him.

[Tom Griswold]

What a lazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that the series of jokes about these sad quadruple amputees.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What do we. You know, We. We want him for third base. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That was one of the first jokes my dad ever taught me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're horrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Third base?

[Jess Hooker]

No, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What do you call a lady with norms or ladies legs in the and on the beach? Sandy. What do you call her when. When you throw her out in the ocean? Sandy Duncan.

[Josh Arnold]

Sandy Duncan.

[Tom Griswold]

They're horrifying a guy in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob.

[Christy Lee]

See?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. This is a poem from Paul Gilmartin, very fine comedian. This is called Circus Love. Last call, announced the barkeep. And then their eyes did meet. Betty, the bearded lady, and Tom, the four inch freak. No relation to you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom lowered his voice and made a pass.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you doing later? Betty thought as she stroked her beard. Nothing. Sweet potato people pointed. Jokes were made, but it fell on four deaf ears. Tom thrust his tiny shoulders back and ignored the painful jeers.

[Tom Griswold]

Betty said, the world can be such.

[Bob Kevoian]

A cruel, unfeeling place.

[Tom Griswold]

She said, I know, my little pumpkin.

[Bob Kevoian]

And kissed his tiny face. She carried him through the parking lot to the woods that lay beyond. Never before had either felt such an instant common bond. Betty, he said, gazing down at his tiny platform shoe. Tonight I would like nothing more than to make sweet love to you, she said. I'm a virgin, he said.

[Tom Griswold]

So am I, she said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you think that's weird? He said. Not really. I'm 4 inches tall and you know, you got the beard. She pressed him tight against her bosom. He inhaled her perfumed air. He covered her neck with tiny hickeys and stroked her facial hair.

[Tom Griswold]

The moonlight danced off his cowboy hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

She giggled and she swayed. She undid his tiny rhinestone belt. A cricket looked away.

[Tom Griswold]

She set him down, unzipped her dress.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still tipsy from the booze. She tripped, pulling off her panties and crushed him with her shoes. Bearded Betty never married. Her mistake sure took its toll. She still owns that pair of shoes and Tom's still in her soul. Thank you very much, Paul Gil Martin and the classic.

[Tom Griswold]

One more letter here, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I got a good one too, so you go first.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Dear Bob and top show yesterday I was in the hospital visiting my mom after her triple bypass. On the way out, I see an Otis elevator repair man waiting for the elevator.

[Josh Arnold]

Otis, my repairman.

[Tom Griswold]

His look and jacket told me that he was worked for Otis. I almost said to him, otis repairman, huh? That's really cool. But immediately the filter in my head worked and said, no. No, don't be Tom. Shut your mouth. Don't say anything. That's all I quoted in my head as we both looked at the ground in the elevator and did not speak as we went to another floor. It was so hard not to ask. I have so many questions. Thanks for the laughs during a difficult time. That's from Chris.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Chris would have been okay to ask questions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you guys think?

[Christy Lee]

My daughter's boyfriend is an elevator mechanic apprentice. He's learning.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. In Chicago. It's fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard you can make four figures repairing an elevator.

[Jess Hooker]

Does he have all his fingers?

[Christy Lee]

He does.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, it's interesting because some of those buildings are really old.

[Jess Hooker]

They're insane. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The elevators are way before Mr. Otis, I think. I mean, they.

[Jess Hooker]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Otis elevator was like 18.

[Christy Lee]

No, I was joking. He developed. But it's pretty interesting, that position.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's pretty cool. Elevators.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

If you have questions, I'm sure that Sean will help you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a question.

[Christy Lee]

Yes?

[Bob Kevoian]

Does anybody ever, ever in the history of the world, get in an elevator, read the inspection sticker, and go complain to somebody?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I would. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

There are those.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think you'd go, wait a minute. This is supposed to be inspected last month.

[Christy Lee]

I bet somebody does.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever seen the sign? If you want to see the elevator inspection, ask the front desk.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it'd be funnier to. If you want to get the elders, ask in the penthouse. So if you want to see it, you really have to. Have to go out of your way. We have another letter here that I had mentioned how this actually happened to a friend of mine. He ended up. Up buying a house and. And got everything that was in it.

[Tom Griswold]

He bought all the contents? Yeah, furniture.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was the way. That was the way the deal worked.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Call it turnkey. Everything's in everything and linens, dishes, everything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then another guy that I know. I think you know him too. He. When he sold his house, they wanted everything. I mean. I mean, they wanted the sheets, the towels. The only thing they took out were their, like, personal photographs.

[Jess Hooker]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they want. They wanted the. The silverware, the glasses, that.

[Jess Hooker]

Everything I had when I sold my house, they asked for very specific items to stay. And I was like, get lost.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I mean, it's. I mean, sometimes people will do that, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I did. I ended up.

[Bob Kevoian]

I included like, a big outdoor granite table and some other. But this guy writing from the beautiful state of Idaho. Mike, Mike.

[Tom Griswold]

Potato days there right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it potato days again this week?

[Christy Lee]

Every day's a potato day.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a big deal.

[Bob Kevoian]

My wife and I are closing on our house today.

[Tom Griswold]

Congrats.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the family of a woman who passed away and she left all of her belongings in it. Everything is pink. The dishes, the silverware, the placemats.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

The salt and pepper shakers, the garlic press. Everything is pink.

[Josh Arnold]

All garlic press.

[Christy Lee]

That's what he's missing.

[Josh Arnold]

Garlic.

[Tom Griswold]

Why would he single out the garlic?

[Josh Arnold]

Because why would that be pink?

[Bob Kevoian]

Everything had to be pink and bigger question is, where do you get a pink garlic press? That sounds like.

[Jess Hooker]

Like KitchenAid makes one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have a sage green one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but man, I mean, that's. You got to look for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you got to hunt. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Got to want it.

[Bob Kevoian]

She had a full five piece place setting, all pink for eight, by the way, she has three pink vacuum cleaners. All of her clothes are a shade of pink.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you need something titty pink, I'm your man. Now, is that spelled T I, D, D, Y, that color?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think it's tid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tid.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's tidy. But they pronounce it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's probably titty pink. Okay. Not to be confused.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

That's a Facebook Marketplace Fun shop. Put it all on there, man. Probably make a fortune.

[Tom Griswold]

All things pink, he said.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you guys need anything pink, I'm your man. I'm sorting through all this pink stuff this weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you, Matt. Good luck. That is quite the odd. Now, since we had a. An elevator sort of request, I'm going to cram this in. This also is from Paul Gilmartin, but it's very short and it's a poem about. About an elevator, kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, a thought from Paul Gilmartin. A poem called Free Fall Sex.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the seventh floor, down the elevator shaft they plunged, hurtling towards their death, Their faces drawn by Edvard Monk. They smelled the devil's breath.

[Tom Griswold]

Your tongue, she said, at number three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me see its size. He grinned and licked his forehead. She buckled at the thighs. The impact satisfied them both. Police were left some clues. A smiling woman all alone in a stranger's pair of shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's our second Paul Gilmartin poem. And the man.

[Josh Arnold]

He's our. He's America's poet laureate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Not that chick who.

[Josh Arnold]

Not whoever it is now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that for sure.

[Josh Arnold]

She does find work.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it was incredibly pretentious, even in PR people turn that off. Well, thank you very much for joining us. What's coming up in the world of sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Victor Wembonyan made some changes. Or Vicky.

[Josh Arnold]

Vicky.

[Tom Griswold]

Wham, Whams, what we call them. We'll take a look at the playoffs coming up in the NFL this weekend in the national championship coming up Monday night in college football. Kyle Tucker grabs the bag. Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Big giant bag. And a world record involving a married couple. Because, because those who record together stay together, I think or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And this one's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the record that they decided where to have dinner the first time they asked.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Italian does sound good. Let's go. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a world record.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean they agreed. They agreed on a place they wanted.

[Josh Arnold]

To eat together on the first shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

A miracle never happened. I dispute this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the number one disagreement you have as far as in general, day to day trying to figure out where to eat?

[Bob Kevoian]

That might come up on occasion.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's, it's complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, it sounds like the way you, the way he answered that question, you can tell she runs a pretty ship over there.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you guys like me? I, I, when a woman comes up and goes, you know what I want for dinner tonight? And tells me that is so hot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, awesome. Oh, I, I, I never don't know what I want to eat.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's really.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

For years I've suggested a, a what would. It would be a binding arbitration service. You call, you call up a phone number, a guy answers the phone. Uh huh. Let me see. Check, check. Okay. It's Chinese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Chicken. I remember that app they used to have. It was Russian. It's called restaurant roulette. And you would spin it and it would tell you where you had to.

[Josh Arnold]

Go that, but you know, that was not binding. This is legally binding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. The one I'm talking about, you. You could end up with a jury trial if you don't do. Right now. I want to talk to you about our friends at HomeServe. Thank you, HomeServe. We appreciate your support. What is homeserve all about? Well, you probably, if you're a homeowner, you know, you know what it's like. I don't care what house you've got or where you live, every once in a while something will happen. And your insurance covers lots of things, but it doesn't cover some of that small stuff that can be really annoying. Like say you get that phone call, hey, dad, there's six inches of water in the basement, my toys are all floating. Oh, this is where you want to get somebody fast. You want to have the information of who to call, et cetera, et cetera. That's why HomeServe has that 24. 7 hotline. How about this? HomeServe is. It's designed to help you get the repair people there when you need them. For example, if you have that burst pipe, you got to get on that pretty quick. So here's some numbers for you. Four and a half million HomeServe customers have given it an overall rating of 4.8 out of 5. Or how about this one? An A plus rating from the Better Business Bureau. HomeServe is the real deal, so give them a shot. Find out what it's all about by going to homeserve.com. protect those home systems and protect your wallet. So if something goes wrong with, say, the H Vac, the plumbing, the electrical, you can get the right party there quickly. And by the way, prices start at just $4.99 a month. It's not available everywhere. See if it's available for your place. Most plans start, like I said, between $4.99 a month to $11.99 a month for the first year. Terms apply on covered repairs. See homeserve.com for all the details coming up. Would you be annoyed if during a flight they came over the PA system and said, you can't use the bathroom up front? We're having a wedding up here. We're gonna find out how that went. And also, of course, we just missed it. A couple days ago, it was officially the feast of the ass. And who better to pontificate on feces and asses than this show? We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick. Mick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Jess Hooker.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand we have food coming in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, we do.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yummy, yummy, yummy. There's Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Remind her of that in love sunset vacation feeling with Stephen Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold Dipped Rose exclusively and only at I Hate stevensinger.com.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm. I'm not sure if there's going to be a limit on my saying this all right.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

But Valentine's Day is a Saturday this year.

[Tom Griswold]

You're doing good work over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

As is July 4th. Just telling you now. So you know that Valentine's Day, if you want to go out to a fancy dinner, make your reservations yesterday, I.

[Jess Hooker]

Recommend hiring a chef to come into your house.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great idea.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's what you should do, especially if it's on a Saturday. Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

That is an absolutely great idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Hire a chef.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you do it for somebody?

[Jess Hooker]

For the right price?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're a great cook. What would you. What would that fee be?

[Jess Hooker]

I would let them pick their menu.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I mean, how much would you share? Oh, yeah, they obviously pay for the food and then.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they would pay for the food.

[Tom Griswold]

And then 500 an hour, plus tips. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Do I have to do it clothed?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a whole.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's the question I'm supposed to ask, apparently. Does that cost extra?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, before Mike Mark starts getting emails, I thought I'd.

[Tom Griswold]

Hit them off at the past.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. I'd have to think about it. I've always done it as favors. I've never done it for hire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How many would take you a few hours?

[Christy Lee]

Certainly it depends on how many people you're. Sir, I've done this before and it depends on how many people you have. Yeah, yeah. I usually charge by gifts.

[Josh Arnold]

I imagine Valentine's Day, too.

[Christy Lee]

I would think it'd be a lot of money, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How much?

[Christy Lee]

Two people on Valentine's Day. Oh, oh, oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you mean $2,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, like with Tom, it would probably be him and the kids.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That would be kind of crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, probably.

[Josh Arnold]

If you got a private chef, you would include the kids in your nice romantic dinner.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have no choice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she doesn't want to be alone with him. Are you crazy?

[Tom Griswold]

No way to live, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

She have to watch it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be fun. That's an interesting. I wonder what the fee would be. That would be an interesting idea.

[Christy Lee]

Let me ask.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it's a rack. Rack and a half.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's probably. I would say 750 to $2,000 for two people.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Probably more 750 for two people in home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

That's. I mean, for a really. I mean, we're talking like a five course meal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Something real nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Do you want to get that bloated for Valentine's Day to.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you have the meal after the sex.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't you know, just when you think that you're going to be romantic, you. You yank it off the road right into the ditch again. Well, you don't want to be bloated.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. Let's move. Why was I saying this? Oh, I know. It's because Steven Singer jeweler, Stephen has those roses. They always sell out.

[Tom Griswold]

So you say, well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's just move on.

[Josh Arnold]

Where were we?

[Bob Kevoian]

We were talking about this. This letter. We got this. A guy bought a house, and then the house, the woman who had lived there had passed away and everything. When. The house, it came with everything.

[Jess Hooker]

That seems like a pain in the ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

It depends. I mean, if you. I've always wanted to do that where you're. If you're moving somewhere and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I get that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's completely furnished.

[Christy Lee]

This is very big in Florida because people have a vacation home in Florida, they don't want to deal with it. So people turn key and they move in and it's ready to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it happens a lot in.

[Jess Hooker]

Resorts and there's lots of old people dying down there. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, available.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Last I heard, people are dying everywhere, but that's a different topic.

[Tom Griswold]

We will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But they seem really ready to go in Florida. You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Florida is essentially a hospice. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a waiting room, at least.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the point. The point of the letter was. It was. Was the house came with everything, but it was just weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Even the books in the library, if they have a library. The whole thing, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

All pink.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, but this, this guy, the, the. The. The china was pink, the silverware was pink. That. What was it? The garlic press was pink.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You walk in, there's a John Mellon Camp. So I'm playing 24 7. All right, it's a pink house. We get it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Oddly, it hurts so good. Isn't that interesting?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's interesting. Great tone.

[Josh Arnold]

So they got to figure out what they're gonna do with all this stuff.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Like Christy said, Facebook Marketplace.

[Christy Lee]

There you go, buddy.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, some of this. Who wants an eight person, five piece dining set that's all pink?

[Christy Lee]

You would be.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I mean, that's the thing. You gotta, like, that person has to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Find, like, this is where you go on.

[Christy Lee]

That's why. Yeah, Facebook.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Jess Hooker]

But there's people that change their china out for the season. So if you were doing a valentine.

[Christy Lee]

Theme or Easter, I used to have some pink plate.

[Josh Arnold]

Ever want to know somebody who changes their china outfit Season.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you seen these hosting pantries where it's like, it's. It's sets and sets of dishes for each season and each event. Matching napkins and.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fine that that world exists.

[Christy Lee]

That is not mine.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not only dishes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have trouble eating the finest filet mignana off of a pink plate with pink silverware. I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

You got pillows, Josh, and throws that are themed to the season.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have little seasonal pillows. Don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, like Halloween pillows.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we do have. We have kind of like plastic holiday plates.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense too. But you know, those that. That plate wear we never use. Well, we have eight kinds of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm out.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a pillow with anything stitched in it, like believe or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you kidding? No, no. Oh, no, no, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a great day?

[Christy Lee]

No. Well, that actually, that's affirmations.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have. We have an interesting story coming up about affirmations. I think it's a really great story. And do you have yours on post it notes?

[Josh Arnold]

No, mine aren't a hard stock because.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'S part of the story is that people will have them on their mirror and whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

But I do have. It's like a small. Like a deck of cards.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

And you put it up a different card every day or.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the four agreement ones.

[Josh Arnold]

These are not the four green ones. I have a separate thing for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I like to write my own. I've got a new one I was working on. I am doing the best with the tools I have that I refuse to update.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or we had most one I had earlier. The birds are chirping because they don't know how damn early it is. Stuff like that feel good.

[Josh Arnold]

Stuff feel good.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't seem like the kind of guy to affix something to your bathroom mirror. No, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

What was the one you liked? You heard someone's. Oh, be where your feet are. You liked that one for like maybe 30 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wasn't that for the. The band that was here? The. The high school band they were talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Essentially means.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, be in the moment, which I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have a great difficult. Yeah, that's very hard for.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that would be a good one for me now. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A very wise person that I. I knew who is now in heaven.

[Tom Griswold]

Wise ass or wise.

[Christy Lee]

Wise person.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And. And I'm not kidding. That's where the Affirmation I use every day came from. And it was wealth, abundance, joy. And she would say that over and over and over. And that's a great. Yeah, it's a great thing to start your day with. And I've carried that on for her.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a. Waking up early gives me a head start in the day. However, it causes all of my social interactions later in the day to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Later in the day. Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

Early.

[Josh Arnold]

Early.

[Bob Kevoian]

Putting me at a massive disadvantage.

[Josh Arnold]

The key is to not focus on that second part.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The key is you tell people you're kind of quiet at dinner. That's because my time.

[Christy Lee]

You saw the words up.

[Bob Kevoian]

My time. It's midnight.

[Jess Hooker]

I've been up for 17 hours.

[Bob Kevoian]

My brain is. I've been up since 3:00am a.m. i'm tired.

[Christy Lee]

Well, and you've used all your words up for the day. You only get a certain amount.

[Bob Kevoian]

I agree with that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he gets more amount than most people, I think, if you look at it, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, let's move forward here with some sporting news, and then we'll get back to the affirmations.

[Tom Griswold]

We got the NFL playoffs coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll go in further detail about that later. But first of all, in sports, something different from Lithuania. Tom. I think it's the 26 European red deer calling championship.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

In Lithuania. Here's our first contestant. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't think I've ever heard it.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, so what's happening is we're not hearing the call so much as watching how the guy does it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the important.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it a tool? What's in his mouth?

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead and play it again so we can get a look at it without the.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a big pipe.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a duck pole. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's huge. It's giant. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Size of a Coke can.

[Josh Arnold]

And he moves it kind of like you would a trombone. But it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like two PVC pipes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's it. Two PVC pipes threaded together that can move a little. A little thinner than, say, a Pringles can, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You can fit it in your mouth, but he.

[Bob Kevoian]

It barely fits in his mouth. And he's pumping it back and forth. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. So it looks like he's stroking something into his mouth, but it looks like.

[Jess Hooker]

He had a horn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks like he's stroking Remington Steel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lexington Steel.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know if Pierce Brosn Is that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry. Is. This is the porno. Is the porno guy Remington. He's Lexington. Sorry, I apologize. I don't want to. Don't watch his movies.

[Christy Lee]

So phallic.

[Jess Hooker]

And his mouth is, like, unhinged, like a snake.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that is. And then how is that making a sound?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's the. It mimics a stag's call, I guess, when they're in heat, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but is he going.

[Josh Arnold]

He must be exhaling.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost kazoo, like, because that thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is so huge in his mouth. He must just be going.

[Josh Arnold]

And so as he slides it, it goes something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a vuvous life.

[Josh Arnold]

It must.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I'm saying he doesn't. You. Since he can't use his lips, he's just exhaling.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you can make noise with your mouth without looting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, but the noise would have.

[Tom Griswold]

To be like, oh, maybe that's. That's. You just nailed the stag call and you didn't even know it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's wearing one of those Swiss Alpine.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, to me, this is the deer calling championship. The all the winner. It's not like, oh, that sounded the best. Or that is if a deer shows up.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If a deer shows up, you win.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a good idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you want to get a deer show up, get in your car. I'll tell you which way to drive.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that would be true.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'll be right there on the freeway waiting for you. That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'll dream about this later. I think after seeing you.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a way we can get the.

[Jess Hooker]

In there?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it's pornographic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not just the tip of the. A pipe.

[Tom Griswold]

I think possibly it's a collapsible pipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. That's what it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is, right?

[Josh Arnold]

It's like telescoping.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But it really.

[Jess Hooker]

I feel like there's another device we could have invented for this.

[Bob Kevoian]

But the part that goes in the mouth again, his mouth is. Is. He couldn't fit anything else in there.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's quite wide. Yeah. No, quite.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. They have six types of stag calls, plus a broader cultural celebration of their heritage of hunting. And they celebrate St. Hubert's Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I don't think they're celebrating St. Felladio.

[Tom Griswold]

Saint Felladio of Gulpville, the kindest of all saints.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, oh, boy, that just made my day. I would like to. If we could somehow isolate the sound that it makes, because I'm not clear on what commentators?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be something. Or like maybe it's even. Even crazier than we can.

[Jess Hooker]

What do deer sound like?

[Josh Arnold]

You guys don't know how good I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this supposed to.

[Josh Arnold]

If you knew.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does this imitate then the call of a male buck? Is that the notion?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess his male buck is redundant.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't call them stack bucks or stag.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't. Didn't Hugh Hefner originally want to call Playboy magazine stag?

[Tom Griswold]

I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, there was a stag party. Know that that phrase has really left us.

[Josh Arnold]

No one says stag party anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Was that for a bachelor party?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What about hen party? Is that here?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we still have those.

[Jess Hooker]

We have them. We don't call them. We call them wine night.

[Tom Griswold]

Wine night.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I believe hen party is.

[Christy Lee]

A British night or bunko or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

You're playing Ukre Bunko.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that what it's called?

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like the guy that we just saw after he finishes that.

[Tom Griswold]

It's bunko time.

[Josh Arnold]

Now that you've got it all ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you got it all lubed up there, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

San Antonio spurs last night routed The Milwaukee Bucks 119 to 101. Victor Wembanyama. Vicky.

[Josh Arnold]

Vicky Wemwem.

[Tom Griswold]

He overcame an injury to scare to score 22 points at 10 rebounds. But the big news last night. Yes, this is big news in the NBA. Vicky, Vicky Wemwem shaved his head last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that? There he is right there. Oh, really? Does look. Look alien like now.

[Josh Arnold]

He sure does.

[Tom Griswold]

My goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was there a reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Abe just. They got bored and he said, hey, let's. Let's shave my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right?

[Tom Griswold]

And he says it was a welcome change. The spurs, they blew. Getting back to the deer calling a 19 point lead in the fourth quarter, falling at Minnesota104.103 on Sunday. It looks good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. He's a handsome guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He doesn't even look like.

[Christy Lee]

Better there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's crazy. Crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is there a.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you ever sh. Oh, no. What am I talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Not everybody can pull that look off.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've asked you about that and you're. You're hanging on to the. The fringe, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No. All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to look like I'm on chemo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, bring comedy into it, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks.

[Jess Hooker]

What about a woman with a shaved head? Do you think women can pull someone.

[Tom Griswold]

On ESPN who has shaved head?

[Josh Arnold]

Some still look pretty great.

[Bob Kevoian]

The lady from Wicked does That he does.

[Jess Hooker]

It looks great. Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Looks like Alien.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Cynthia Riva. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Green skin.

[Jess Hooker]

Not the shaped head that's.

[Tom Griswold]

The least of her problem.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real quick, you mentioned hen party. Yes. Which I believe is a British thing. I came upon this list. List of. Everybody knows some of these, like they call a truck a. Lori. Lori. Right.

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about English.

[Bob Kevoian]

An apartment is a flat.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

What are cigarettes again?

[Christy Lee]

Can't do that one.

[Josh Arnold]

They call them smokes over there. Will you guys behave?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what they call gasoline?

[Josh Arnold]

Petrol.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good, Josh.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, what about a trunk?

[Josh Arnold]

A boot.

[Bob Kevoian]

A boot. The trunk of the car is the boot.

[Josh Arnold]

Flashlight, Light. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Torch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

The last letter of the Alphabet.

[Josh Arnold]

Zed.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really? What's a fanny?

[Josh Arnold]

A vagina.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Fanny's your front.

[Bob Kevoian]

But how did that get reversed in America? I don't know. It's really weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Remember the rock group Fanny?

[Josh Arnold]

There was one, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It was called Fanny.

[Bob Kevoian]

I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

The ladies, they had a big hit.

[Jess Hooker]

Fanny Riot.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what it was called?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, in English. In England, they're noticing later on, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Think it might been. Have been called. That's very good, Josh. Thanks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we'll review that and more when we come. We have a world record. We have this whole interesting thing about aspirations and have little phrases that make you. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Affirmations.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it depends. There are aspirations and affirmations.

[Christy Lee]

What is aspiration?

[Josh Arnold]

An affirmation is saying something positive, a true positive about yourself. An aspiration is putting something out there that you might desire or want to earn or. Yeah, yeah, gotcha.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a goal.

[Tom Griswold]

I will sell this house today.

[Christy Lee]

That's an aspiration.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I will stop buffering. Because I keep going.

[Christy Lee]

I gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java.

[Bob Kevoian]

House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show. You could win tickets starting Monday.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. There's Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cottage Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. And we have a special guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

As you can see, we have a possibly. A possibly disgruntled employee, Jeff Oskay. Do you want to explain why you're in a bad mood?

[Jess Hooker]

What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not in a bad mood. I have a tooth infection because my wrecked hillbilly mouth of mine and it's so infected, they can't even work on it right now.

[Jess Hooker]

Is this gonna get you off the Mountain Dews?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm down to. Well, I'm down to one, AKA two a day, so I'm doing pretty. You were talking daily affirmations. Mine is I woke up again. Fantastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you read it so well. That spin you put on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know if you guys heard this. I have a new sponsor at the news desk. The Venezuelan Board of Tourism.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Who needs Florida this spring break when you could visit the beautiful blue beaches of Venezuela? We give you a lot of the news each week. We don't give you all the news. So I'm here to give you the news that we failed to mention.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's Jeff Oskay with failed to mention news.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Tom. A man set the record for the world's fastest trash can. What? You failed to mention it's the only house in the neighborhood where on trash day, the kids argue over who gets to take the trash down to the street. The only house. We learned that they're trying to make the pork tenderloin the official state sandwich of Indiana. What you failed to mention the official state sandwich of New Jersey is still the knuckle sandwich. Yeah, five to the eye.

[Tom Griswold]

My dad.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, my dad was always offering us those.

[Christy Lee]

Knuckle sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Josh, a bear has once again raided a candy store in Gettysburg. Well, you failed to mention the candy store said they were just happy those bit of honeys were finally moving. No humans wanted them. Some Bigfoot hunter in New York says they found signs of Bigfoot in their area. What you failed to mention since their parents apparently never had the balls to say it. Think you all need to do a little less Bigfoot hunting and a whole lot more job hunting. We learned that the soup company Campbell's once tried launching soup cocktails, trying to cash in on the cocktail craze of the 50s. What you failed to mention this was the worst idea since the Prestone company back in the 70s launched their antifreeze snow cones. Did not go home. Yeah. In their defense, they looked awesome. And finally, Lego and Pokemon are collaborating to bring fans new and even more exciting expensive Lego sets. Well, you failed to mention after hearing of the marvelous windfall, Mattel's Barbie will now be doing a collaboration with the brand only fans. Oh, no. Yeah. They're finally putting that Barbie hot tub to good use. Failed to mention.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Jeffrey.

[Josh Arnold]

Her tooth gets better soon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Josh Arnold]

That's miserable, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's the worst yeah, poor guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never heard of it being so infected they can't even work on it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah, and they put him on an antibiotic and it didn't. Not strong enough. He has to go on another one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh wow.

[Christy Lee]

God bless him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm wondering if that's why the astronauts came down.

[Christy Lee]

Toothache.

[Tom Griswold]

We told you why the astronauts had to come down. There's some sort of odd parasite on there that's turned into a monster.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We'll never see those people. They've been. They've already been incinerated. And their clones. Their clones are already growing.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely. So they'll seamlessly switch them. We won't even know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Like that movie Moon.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll get back to the sports page with Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Seattle Seahawks quarterback, that's. Damn. Sam Darnold has a left oblique injury. Oh, I don't know what that is.

[Christy Lee]

It's on the top. It's your side of your abdominal muscle.

[Tom Griswold]

Bleak.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you feel that when you yawn. Yes, everything you do.

[Tom Griswold]

He got hurt during Thursday's practice. Listed as questionable for the NFC Divisional Playoff. Tomorrow night against the San Francisco 49. The 40 nines. And that brings us to. Let's take a quick look at this week's shoe into the week. Tomorrow, 4:30, all these times Eastern on CBS. Denver versus Buffalo. I like the Broncos in a pick them game. Tom, that's very close game. Then tomorrow night, 8 o' clock on Fox. Seattle and San Francisco at Seattle. I like to see a Seattle to cover that. Minus seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That might be the blowout of the weekend. Sunday, 3 o' clock Eastern. Houston minus three at New England. I like the Texans minus that three. New England's hasn't played anyone with a winning record as far as I can see. But my math's always off. You never know. And then Tomorrow, Sunday night, 6:30 on NBC. The Los Angeles Rams traveled a Soldier Field to take on the Chicago Bears. Chicago home underdog, getting three and a half. I like the Bears and the points. I think they're going to win outright and be in the NFC championship game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I think the Rams are going to be the. They should be the underdog because of the weather.

[Tom Griswold]

They're very, very.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're not used to that.

[Tom Griswold]

Supposed to be snowing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like Sunday night minus four or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's gonna be cold.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't I love it?

[Christy Lee]

Let's say it feels like minus four.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's say I NFL player, which I know requires some imagination. Why can't I go to the referee and go, look, I think it's just too cold to play.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's, let's just not do this. Can't we come back in at a warmer time? Why couldn't you do that?

[Jess Hooker]

You should go to a town where the like, it's a middle climate of both places.

[Josh Arnold]

So like a neutral site that has neutral site. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks to all you fans. Sorry for spending than six grand a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Year for your tickets unless you can meet us in North Carolina.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys understand, it's too good. And if it starts snowing during the Bears game, they're going to lose their minds because that is bear weather. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Chicago Bear weather. Man. When we come back, wear down Chicago Bears.

[Bob Kevoian]

A stupid world record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we do.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have goats in the news, emus in the news, and an update on something I was not aware of and we missed it. I apologize, guys. Wednesday was the religious feast known as the feast of the Ass.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, Chick, congratulations.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm an ass is what she's implying.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out about the feast of the Ass.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, it's not all that popular here.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the States.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Big in France, I believe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. For some reason.

[Tom Griswold]

When did behinds take over from Boo? I've asked this question and no one.

[Josh Arnold]

The knighted sir mix a lot had something to do with it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is he up for the Nobel this year?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good to know. We will remain in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I hope you can remain with us. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

More of the show is on the way.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email.

[Tom Griswold]

Us at Bob and Tom at Bob.

[Bob Kevoian]

And tom dot com.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Jess Hooker. Hello, Chicago Bear fan. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports Deck desk. At Prize Picks, simply pick two to six players. Choose more or less. Watch your lineups light up for the playoffs. Download prize picks, use code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. Yes, I'm thinking about my invention.

[Christy Lee]

Which one?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, well, it's hard for me to speak because the tea that I just made is so hot that I burned the. Could you make like a stirring stick for coffee or tea?

[Christy Lee]

Sure. They already have them.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you'd put it in there, it would turn red and it's tilts.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. It wouldn't be red.

[Christy Lee]

They have spoons like that for baby food.

[Tom Griswold]

It would.

[Bob Kevoian]

It tells you when it's too hot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

It would display the actual temperature of your tea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not go all the way to displaying the actual temp?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably on your iPhone.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what?

[Jess Hooker]

Use like a candy thermometer or your smartphone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couldn't they have something on the. Like, you'd go to a coffee shop. The. On the side of the thing there would be like a thermometer.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure there could be made of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some like, probably made of radium or something. But the point is, it would be.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit of money.

[Jess Hooker]

Just be patient.

[Tom Griswold]

That's true.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Did somebody invite her in here? Stupid idea.

[Christy Lee]

Do you know what temperature you like your tea?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I just know that right now my taste buds are burning off.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, fair enough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry. Let's. We'll move forward here.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't get a super hot. Do you, when you.

[Christy Lee]

No, my girlfriend does extra hot. I.

[Jess Hooker]

Sometimes I'll order it kids. Because that's a lower temperature.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know they told. I was recently told.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not. That's not a thing. Can I get that kids temp. And she goes, we don't do kids. It's. Everything's the same temperature.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

You think they were just being.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I think maybe she didn't like you.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't like the cut of my gym. Yeah, no, yeah, I get that.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I. I got kids temp. And it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's significantly cooler.

[Tom Griswold]

She had a big problem with your jib.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, apparently.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm withholding a joke or I'm a New Year's resolution.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Part of your New Year's resolution would be to not acknowledge it at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, right. That's phase two. That's next year that kicks in. Kicks in and. No, it kicks in. February.

[Tom Griswold]

Takes him a while.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see now, where were we?

[Tom Griswold]

The important thing is he's trying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we were on the sports page.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't get mad at sports somebody for trying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, we were stupid.

[Christy Lee]

World record.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a couple. World record, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

This one is so stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple from Europe.

[Christy Lee]

Why? Because people are in love and doing something sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait till you hear what they're doing. Christy, if you. I'll tell you what.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could break this with your husband.

[Christy Lee]

I could?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. There you go. A couple from Europe has broken the Guinness world Record for the longest interview in an ice bath.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

So these two morons are sitting in an ice bath and her husband is interviewing her.

[Christy Lee]

All right, well, that's got to be interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Stevie Steven Kitaroth Kitterath. K I T T I R A T H K I prefer the lips.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's coming up. Later.

[Tom Griswold]

Interviewed his wife, chloe framery and Mrs. Amelma Henry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her last name really is Frammery Framery.

[Tom Griswold]

As they sat submerged in freezing water for 21 minutes, 33 seconds, surpassing the minimum time of 17 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is essentially the opposite of that show where the guy interviews people giving him hot. What's it called?

[Jess Hooker]

Hot Takes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hot Food.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot Ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Spicy Wings.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot ones, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

They give. Yeah. So they're sitting there freezing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Andy would never do this. He hates cold, too. I'm not doing this.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Kidderath. The husband in this whole deal runs a YouTube channel.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Chose to interview his wife about her.

[Christy Lee]

You're not even in the same bath.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or frozen clam. His shriveled balls.

[Josh Arnold]

Same bath. Not even the same race.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't mean to be so sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you're right. The hell's that all about? Well, evidently they go for that kind of thing in Europe. Where is this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it say where in Europe, by the way? I don't think it does. Can you back. Put that back up? Those are. I've never seen that. They're. They're individual hot tubs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're portable.

[Josh Arnold]

They're great.

[Jess Hooker]

If you're interested, they're inflatable.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you can get those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are inflatable.

[Christy Lee]

They are, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

As you can imagine, the costs are much lower than these.

[Christy Lee]

You would be used to.

[Josh Arnold]

They're really. They're popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they're full of ice water. Not. But can you make those hot?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you can?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah, if you put hot water in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I mean, how would you get 80 gallons of hot water?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it'd take a while. You'd have to run a hose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably from your kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

I guess they might have a portable heater that goes in them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just curious. Those are. But they're kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I have a portable heater for my bird bath. I'm sure you could Put one in a hot tub.

[Tom Griswold]

I have. Have a portable heater I know for my bird bag.

[Josh Arnold]

And I. I love Christy to death, but I did almost. I did almost throw something at her.

[Bob Kevoian]

When she said that, you know, birds.

[Christy Lee]

Need a place to drink when it's cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Andy was asking me, how many floors up do I have to go to jump and make it work.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very sweet of you, Chris.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey, the heater in the bird bath is on the fritz. Can you get out there and fix it?

[Josh Arnold]

So I called a guy. You called the guy? You didn't just throw it away?

[Tom Griswold]

Or he opens up the door to go out there and fix it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Andy. Andy walked out there and poured a shot of antifreeze in it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And then antifreeze down his throat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then just walked into the woods.

[Tom Griswold]

Problem solved.

[Christy Lee]

Mock if you will, but the birds love it.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet they do.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet you can't tell if they do or not.

[Christy Lee]

They use it.

[Josh Arnold]

I like to think they hold up tiny little signs that say, thank you, Chris.

[Bob Kevoian]

So is it a.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a stone. I have, like, a granite bird bath, and it looks just like the bottom of, like, a stone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it wireless?

[Christy Lee]

Plugs in.

[Tom Griswold]

It plugs in.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it run, like, underground, or do you have it just.

[Christy Lee]

No, it plugs into the porch. Like, I have a. Oh, it's pretty close.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't it be great if she comes in next month? My electric bill was $6,000.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was. It says that bird bath thing, this.

[Josh Arnold]

Electric goes for the birds.

[Jess Hooker]

It's small.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

In your scenario, Josh. The little birds not only can write.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But they hold. They make a sign with a handle.

[Josh Arnold]

And hold it up a la Wiley Coyote.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Christy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Chickadees. Love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are. Those kind of portable tubs. Look sort of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are cool.

[Christy Lee]

Try to bring one of those home and see what happens.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Do you ever have a hot tub at your house?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you get a white trash hot tub, just take one of those garbage bins and just fill it up with hot water and jump in there.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I always like when people turn their pickup truck.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that. That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what's good for that is a flex seal. You flex seal all around it, and boom. Water.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we can never use the table.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Using.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just gonna say. Right. Tailgate becomes more or less worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

What can we. Let's just buy a bunch of Flex, seal and do stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And seal stuff up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Tom Griswold]

See, now this is one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

Things I, I, let's just try.

[Tom Griswold]

Start with your mouth.

[Christy Lee]

I knew that was coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, my gosh, the guy cuts a hole out of the bottom of a canoe and then fixes it with flex seal. And he's out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He puts a screen door. A screen door in the bottom and puts flex. It floats.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you find yourself. We were talking about commercials the other day, and we were lucky enough to have Dr. Rick from the Progressive commercials, the actor Bill Glass on. And I was reading this article about how commercials have changed and how they've decided that they have to be really entertaining. They've always been kind of entertaining, but now the whole new thing is they must be entertaining because people have so many options and it's so easy to go away from, from them. But those flexial things, I find them kind of dramatic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I watch them and I like that guy. He's, he's, he's not too aggressive. You know what I mean? You want to listen to him, but he's not like obnoxious like the sham. Wow. Guy was.

[Christy Lee]

He was in your face.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This guy, he's, he's loud and salesy, but he's not. You don't dislike him.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Is the Sham wild guy, the one that died?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's still around. And he, he's the one that got in trouble with a sex worker, a professional. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

But which one of those guys died? The one of the guy with the real black beard. Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, he. Billy Mays.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Billy Mays. He's the one that passed away.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He wasn't too obnoxious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they still running his commercials?

[Josh Arnold]

I have not. Oh, really? Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they still run Larry King's stuff. I'll see that every now and then.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've seen that when the fake talk show interview Esther Gary. Larry King. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Leak. Or is it Estes C. Or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There's a, a religious show that's based in this state that has been on forever. And I didn't realize that guy's been dead for two decades.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and they just rerun the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

They're still getting money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm sure that they're happy to cash the checks. Now we have what else come. Is that the conclusion of sport?

[Tom Griswold]

That is the conclusion of sports, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And can we do a little research maybe for Monday and get the sound of that Lithuanian Deer calling competition.

[Tom Griswold]

My gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

We.

[Tom Griswold]

We will certainly try and do that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We had sound to it today.

[Christy Lee]

Interim producer Chris is shaking his head yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Can you also post that video or tell people where to get to it? Because it's. I'm not sure I can post it. I'm not sure our description works. Yeah, it's so brilliant and so nice.

[Tom Griswold]

So graphic and so hot. Right, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's hot.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't. Take all that.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know you like it until you like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right now it's time to talk about.

[Tom Griswold]

Valentine's Day bouncing off his chin.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just around the corner and it's on a Saturday this year. I've told you this before. If you want to get reservations for a restaurant or call Ms. Hooker to come, come cook at your place, that's on the table.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. No one said that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I mean, you said you.

[Jess Hooker]

I said hire a professional chef is what I said.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you're a professional chef for the right.

[Tom Griswold]

For the right price.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, could you say to your husband, look, you and I aren't going to do a romantic Valentine's dinner because I'm going to go make 2000 bucks by cooking spaghetti at Tom's house.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, that would fly.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I might want to alter the menu.

[Christy Lee]

I'll make you spaghetti for 2000 bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll come over. I'll come over and order some pizza for a thousand bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Remember when the pizza is the only thing you get delivered?

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember that? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The old days.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh, not that long ago.

[Christy Lee]

No, that pizza suffered because of that.

[Tom Griswold]

I always thank the pandemic. Hear me out. That put everything delivery service on a rocket sled.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure did.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

You know what gets fast free shipping? Stuff from Steve.

[Tom Griswold]

Stephen Singer Jewelers don't get us back on track.

[Bob Kevoian]

Finally, Christy with the assist. Yeah. Who's the worst about getting off track? Wait a minute. Steven Singer Jewelers. Stephen Singer's got all kinds of great stuff for Valentine's Day. I love that bracelet. The at last bracelet. That's a terrific value. And of course, it's always real diamonds. None of the fake stuff from Steven Singer Jewelers. Peruse the inventory atIHATE stevensinger.com. the issue right now is something only Steven Singer has. I'm talking about those gold dipped roses. These are real roses dipped in 24 karat gold. And with gold prices the way they are, Stephen has managed to keep. Keep the price at a Very nice value. And Christy Lee, which what's the rose this year?

[Christy Lee]

What's it called this year? The rose is Sunset. It's beautiful. It's like an ombre. Goes from like a sunset. You know how the sun's when it sets, it turns different colors.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you say ombre, I think of Clint Eastwood.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I always think of some Western.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you ready to go out there and slap some leather? Ombre. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ombre. Isn't that one color? Okay, go ahead. Skin that goes from orange all the way down into beautiful violet. It's gorgeous.

[Bob Kevoian]

There go the name Sunset. It's really nice. And Steven Singer Jewelers, as Christy pointed out, free shipping all the time and everything, of course, guaranteed. He's got this famous guarantee. And you'll find him at ihatestevensinger.com the Sunset Rose is the new one. And of course, you better order early because these sell out every year. And by the way, Stephen's going to be our special guest that we have a little surprise for him when he's.

[Christy Lee]

Here week from today, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Valentine's Day. Once again, it's on a Saturday. And as Willie said yesterday, does it change the date every year? No, no, it's always on what day?

[Christy Lee]

Boy, he is your son, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

14Th.

[Bob Kevoian]

Always the 14th. Good to know. I'll have to have to write that down. Now, coming up, we have emu in the news. We have a the Feast of the Ass. An update for you and something kind of interesting. On one of my favorite airlines, there was an a wedding that took place during the flight. And we'll hear about that and see how you feel about it because it did cause one minor complication. And we are calling you from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studio saying hey, you. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. John House is the official office beverage of the Bob and Tom Show. I didn't know if you knew that. You can go to java house.com and get 25% off right now on your first order with the promo code Bob and Tom. Thank you, Java House.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She prepared a meal for us today. What is it? Death by Chocolate. What was it called?

[Jess Hooker]

Couldn't be more wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is it a sauce?

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's a dip.

[Tom Griswold]

A dip.

[Jess Hooker]

A dip. Dip from beyond the grave.

[Josh Arnold]

A dip from beyond the grave.

[Christy Lee]

I hope there aren't ashes in it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's A Twilight Zone where the phone line falls into the graveyard and her dead husband starts calling her from the phone from the graveyard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure is dark in here with texts from my mother coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, love, it's Cosby's over there. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

The book is called To Die For. It's a cookbook book of gravestone recipes compiled by Rosie Grant. And we have the book.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Rosie Bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not Rosie Greer.

[Christy Lee]

No. He's in the grave.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes. And it's the Deb Nelson's recipe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Red Lantern dip.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you made this?

[Jess Hooker]

I did. Red Lantern Tavern is famous in, I think her Iowa town it talks about. And she was a waitress there. And that's where she met her husband because he loved her version of the dip so much.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jess Hooker]

He would come in and have it, and lots of waitresses made it. But everybody said Deb's was the best.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what she did differently.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

This place is called the Red Lantern Steakhouse. I'll bet it's amazing.

[Christy Lee]

I bet, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then there's a photograph of her grave, which is the recipe on the back.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a very large.

[Josh Arnold]

It's like a giant rock.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But engraved on the side is the recipe old Deb's dip. And we'll be trying this in a few minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Dead Deb's dip.

[Josh Arnold]

Dead Deb's dip. Is it served cold or warm?

[Jess Hooker]

It is served cold. And the base is pub cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I love po chill.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, yeah, this. This is a really interesting book. Once again, these are. I mean, you think about. If someone is. If a recipe is that important to them that's put on their gravestone. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's tacky as hell. Am I the only one?

[Jess Hooker]

I. I wouldn't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I wouldn't do.

[Jess Hooker]

I would pass the recipes on to the people in my family.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to put this on your.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think it's kind of a. I think they didn't. I mean, the family did. So the family thinks that much of their.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they're recipe in Josh's case, Take hot dogs, put them in the microwave. Not all that impressive.

[Josh Arnold]

He knows nothing of how I do.

[Christy Lee]

I know nothing.

[Tom Griswold]

He has no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes or no. Do you have a special toaster for hot dogs?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So why would he use a microwave? That was silly.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. You know how. You know nothing of how I live.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, Sometimes a hot dog sounds perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

It is perfect. Sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Air fryer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Air fryer's a great form, too.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, you said you had a text from your mom. Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

These are three texts that have occurred within three minutes of each other this morning. Now my mom knows what I do for a living and when I do it right.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, so it is current. It's right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So she said the first text I had to look up to see how far away you are from a certain city to make sure you weren't in that big traffic pile up. Now, the city she referring to?

[Bob Kevoian]

To.

[Josh Arnold]

I looked it up. We're 125 miles.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Followed by right now it's 27 degrees here in Zephyr Hills. That's in Florida, so that is sort of newsworthy. Followed by, I have started a crock pot for chili today when you're not feeling good. Crock pots are so nice for cooking. All you do is put it in and leave it. Ha, ha, ha, ha ha. Do you have a good crock pot?

[Bob Kevoian]

So she's.

[Christy Lee]

So mom.

[Bob Kevoian]

So phase one, dementia.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you composed a reply?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have not replied yet because I'm at work and you don't want.

[Christy Lee]

To start a conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And I don't what's right.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to start a conversation.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I don't. And I don't want to encourage texts at this time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. The 127 mile away traffic tie up. It's really affected me and I haven't gotten to work yet. I'm two and a half hours late.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a classic mom thing, too. Of Are you getting that storm that is a state away.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I mean, my mom gives us weather reports. Are you in the basement? Where are you now? What are you doing? Do you have your flashlights? Do you have candles lit?

[Josh Arnold]

Like I share those because they are very sweet.

[Jess Hooker]

They're so sweet if they're somebody else's mom, like, you know, I think that's adorable. If my mom was texting me that this morning, I would be like, get a life.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave me alone. You doing well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we are going to switch gears and head over to Christy Lee at the news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we have weddings, annulments, and divorces all in the news. A couple who tied the knot during a Southwest Airlines flight are receiving some backlash for blocking access to the plane's bathroom. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You think?

[Christy Lee]

In a video posted to social media, a flight attendant announces the mid flight ceremony over the PM as Tina and Roger clasp hands at the front of the airplane.

[Josh Arnold]

Roger. An airplane term. A little on the nose, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that. The flight attendant can be heard.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I refuse.

[Christy Lee]

Asking passengers.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a big arm, huh?

[Christy Lee]

Please remain seated as a courtesy to the bride and groom. And if you do have to use the lavatory, please use the one in the back of the aircraft.

[Josh Arnold]

That seems okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. While the mile high ceremony was met with cheers from passengers on the plane, TikTok users, of course, felt differently.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, by definition, they were not happy.

[Josh Arnold]

You did well stopping.

[Christy Lee]

But they were forced to witness the wedding.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God. One put on their headphones and get a life.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Quote, I've never seen a wedding hostage situation before.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's kind of funny. But this is. Yeah, he's a, A daddy, as they would say.

[Christy Lee]

He is very, very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that looks kind of fun. I have a technical question.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder what she benches, man.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Geez.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a technical question. I have, I have a license, if you will, a permit, whatever it is. I can certificate. Yes. I can actually marry people.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess can too, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

And, but as you know.

[Christy Lee]

But you still need a license.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. And my question is, do they have to have a license for the airspace that they're in for this to be legal?

[Christy Lee]

They probably.

[Jess Hooker]

It has to be where one of the people reside.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

That's where you have to get the license from.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

So let's say it's not where the, the wedding takes.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. So if you live in Kansas.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And you want to get married on a beach in Florida.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

1. You just have to get the license.

[Jess Hooker]

From Kansas from wherever one of the, the people live.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

It has to be from there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know that. Yeah, I, I, I did know that. There's certain verbiage you have to use.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

For it to be legal.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost magical, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You can write, they can write all their own vows, blah, blah, blah. But there are certain things that have to be stated.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that makes sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Once you sign the marriage license, you're married whether you want to or not, right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the ceremony really is just a.

[Christy Lee]

Ceremony, just a formality.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you get married in the church. In the eyes of God.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see this, this was on, this was on my favorite airline. I love Southwest Airline.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they say why they got married on a plane?

[Christy Lee]

No, don't say anything.

[Bob Kevoian]

Probably a reason. If they get divorced. If they get Divorced. It'll be in a Greyhound. That's the.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the same as riding on a plane. It's. In fact, Greyhounds are more comfortable.

[Christy Lee]

I would guess that maybe one of them work for the airline. Maybe. Or they met us streamers up and stuff. So it's not like they didn't plan it. Like.

[Josh Arnold]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's fun.

[Tom Griswold]

They must work for the air because they fussed. Whoever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they did fuss.

[Josh Arnold]

Are we allowed to be angry that it's not in the story why they got married on the plane?

[Jess Hooker]

I. Yeah. I want to know if they're fly attendants.

[Christy Lee]

This is all I got.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not angry at you or Tom. I'm just angry.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would say you're just angry at.

[Tom Griswold]

Air travel in general, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. For the people that are stuck, what is the phrase? Speak now or forever hold your piss if the ceremony is going for a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

The bathroom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. In lieu of throwing rice, you throw pretzels and half a can of Coke.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what would have happened if they had hit turbulence and they weren't allowed to get up out of their seats, man. Because that's a law. You can't do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they probably planned. They said to the pilot, let us know when we're gonna have some smooth sailing for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but there's clear air turbulence.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Have you not been on a flight where they never take the seatbelt sign off?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I had to urinate. I was about to piss my pants, for God's sake. Sake. Can I get up?

[Josh Arnold]

Get up and pee when the seatbelt. Seat belt light is on.

[Christy Lee]

You're not supposed to.

[Tom Griswold]

You can.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if you ask, I think they let you.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, yeah. There's got to be some leeway for emergencies.

[Christy Lee]

A Dutch court annulled a couple's marriage after it was revealed that the person officiating used chat GPT to compose the vows. Goes right into what Tom was saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, this is legal.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Irish Independent, the AI generated speech was. Was meant to be playful. But the person officiating their wedding last April asked whether they would, quote, continue supporting each other, teasing each other and embracing each other even when life gets difficult.

[Josh Arnold]

So you can add that. You have to say the other things.

[Christy Lee]

But when the pair said, I do, the officiant declared them not only husband and wife, but above all, a team. A crazy couple, each other's love and home base.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

See, now that this Sounds bad, dad. However, the judge found that the couple had not actually sworn to fulfill their marriage duties, something that is required under Dutch law, and ordered their marriage removed from the city's registry. It's right into what Tom was saying. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Certain verbiage is required. Ah, yeah, man. Yeah. So you said you have three wedding stories.

[Christy Lee]

Turkish court has ruled that a husband liking other women's social media posts. Grounds for divorce, Ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

According to local media, the woman filing for divorce had accused her husband of abuse, as well as spending a lot of time on social media, liking photographs of other women and leaving suggestive comments on the post.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's abuse.

[Christy Lee]

The court ruled in the wife's favor, ordered her husband to pay $20 in monthly alimony.

[Bob Kevoian]

$20?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow. He's lucky.

[Christy Lee]

As well as $2,000 in compensation and.

[Bob Kevoian]

All the dirt you can sweep.

[Tom Griswold]

401K.

[Josh Arnold]

$20 Turkey.

[Christy Lee]

In its decision, the court said, quote, these seemingly harmless online interactions can actually intensify emotional insecurity and upset the balance of the relationship.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know if it needs. If it's grounds for divorce.

[Josh Arnold]

I, you know, here, anything's ground for divorce. Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So in Turkey, maybe they. This is a news. Because it's like, hey, this is fairly lenient.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For them. Allowing them to get divorced for this point.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

$20.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But that's like 80,000 in Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Next time I get married, I'm going to Dutch land, I can tell you that. Turkey, Whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

A turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Same thing. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Thank you very much, Christy. What else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

An astronaut that had fallen ill aboard the International Space Station returned to Earth and NASA's first medical evacuation.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for to be seen again.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Bringing us space Covid.

[Christy Lee]

The SpaceX guided the capsule to a middle of the night splashdown in the Pacific near San Diego.

[Tom Griswold]

Middle of the night. They could have done it anytime.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right. Anytime.

[Tom Griswold]

Middle of the night.

[Christy Lee]

It happened on Thursday, less than 11 hours after the eighth ailing astronaut and three others exited the ISS.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they have to do it then because they would like to land near San Diego, not in the Sargasso Sea.

[Tom Griswold]

You're well that you're like they are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait a second.

[Christy Lee]

NASA administrator Jared Isaacman said, quote, the astronaut in question is fine right now, in good spirits and going through the proper medical check, and nothing is popping.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of his chest.

[Christy Lee]

Assure you, officials have not identified the astronaut or explained what happened, citing medical practice.

[Bob Kevoian]

And so it's, I believe, It's a Russian, a Japanese gent and then two Americans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I like this joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Three men and a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Igor Yamamoto.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I was, I was trying to get some background on this and I was trying to find out because I had heard that sometimes the astronauts will get appendectomies. They'll volunteer for them. So that and I. But that apparently doesn't happen much. But some of them do get their wisdom teeth taken out.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they don't have issues with any. And. But I got reading about this and this is. This sounds like it's a fake story, but it's not. Sally Ride, who of course famously went into space. This is. This is absolutely true. She was. When she was going to be the first woman to go into space. And most of the NASA engineers were men at the time and they had obviously been dealing with male astronauts for quite some time. This is the honest to God truth. They asked her for the six day mission. They said, will 100 tampons be enough?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So funny that they were that clueless.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, 100.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I read that and I thought, oh, that can't be true. Then I went to several other sources. It is indeed a fact. Which she thought was quite funny.

[Josh Arnold]

That means there were men.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, we got a. What about the Tampa?

[Tom Griswold]

Like 16, 17 a day or something.

[Josh Arnold]

How many do you think she needs? I don't know, 100 for six days. Is that enough?

[Bob Kevoian]

It says the quote here is, NASA had no prior experience sending a woman into space. The engineers were being cautious, not mocking.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, of course not.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you need? Like a hundred?

[Christy Lee]

So ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

It's funny. Did she even need any? It was only six days.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, and.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you would need some.

[Jess Hooker]

Not if she's not on her period.

[Christy Lee]

What if she starts? I mean, people start. I mean, I was very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, she's got 100 of them, but she could, I don't know, build a Lego model or two or three a day.

[Josh Arnold]

So no, she should know whether or not she would need a tampon within six days.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to tell you what happens to the human. Human female body.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You're right, you don't know. Sometimes your period comes every 28 days, sometimes it comes in 20.

[Tom Griswold]

This is disgusting. Can't we talk about anything else?

[Bob Kevoian]

Plus, they would. The launch could be postponed or whatever. So anyway, I love that story.

[Josh Arnold]

Would 100 be all right?

[Bob Kevoian]

It is pretty funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Love to see your face.

[Josh Arnold]

And I like to think she went, yes, a hundred.

[Tom Griswold]

A hundred how do you feel about the term mental?

[Josh Arnold]

Love it. I think menses is.

[Jess Hooker]

These are some of the smartest minds in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But they had geeks.

[Bob Kevoian]

It said. It said. Sally Ride's response, recounted in several later interviews and biographies, made it clear that the number. She made it clear to the engineers the number was wildly excessive. Quote, she diplomatically explained that that was far more tampons than necessary. And they, quote, scaled back the supply.

[Jess Hooker]

So funny.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. But in any event, back to the contemporary or, I mean, the thing we're talking about right now, they're not going to say which astronaut it was and what the particular ailment was.

[Josh Arnold]

That doesn't raise any alarms for you.

[Jess Hooker]

But that's a HIPAA thing, right, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They say the only way it'll come out is if that. If the.

[Christy Lee]

That person says yes, if the astronaut.

[Bob Kevoian]

They can release that.

[Josh Arnold]

HIPAA should be illegal. I want to know everybody's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's illegal here.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Jess Hooker]

You've been in a meeting with Kessler. He'll tell everybody what's going on.

[Josh Arnold]

He did tell everybody about the drip I had for a while.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's your home.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're wondering why Josh is straddling the chair, he caught the nail downtown. Well, thank you very much. I know what else is coming up. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we do have toxic masculinity in the news. Yay. Shut up about it.

[Jess Hooker]

Favorite subject.

[Christy Lee]

We will get.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

[Christy Lee]

We have goats and we have lasso and we have emus and we have feast of the ass. We have all kinds.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that sounds worse when you're just sort of saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. It's a real thing. Yeah, we'll find out about the feast of the ass. Right now we're going to find out about keeping safe and secure.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

We love simply safe. We got it right here. A couple quick things. Haywood Banks tomorrow at the Ark in Ann Arbor. Castocki tonight in Stockton, California at Valley Brew. And tomorrow with Cozad Nebraska and then Willie G. And Greg Hahn tomorrow and I'm sorry. Tonight and tomorrow at the Caravan in Louisville and Pat Godwin at the Creek Clubhouse in Charlotte. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Few days.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

There's happy to be here.

[Tom Griswold]

Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

The I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I am Chick McGee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. We have dip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, this is. We've been talking about this book for a couple of weeks. It's by a woman named Rosie Grant. It's called to die for and it's a cookbook of gravestone recipes piece. And it's the people pass away and their family goes. Well, it's one of the ways to remember her is this. But they've gone to the time in trouble and I guess there are lots of these out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there's. I bet there's 40 of those types of books on Amazon right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So there's lots of graves with recipes on.

[Jess Hooker]

Lots of graves with recipes.

[Bob Kevoian]

And this, this one, it's a dirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Bag move, but we'll try something.

[Christy Lee]

You're.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're, you're opposed to this.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it. I felt the same way, Josh. But when I read the recipe for a couple of these, I realized she interviews the family. She finds out lots of Information.

[Josh Arnold]

Like how dir.

[Jess Hooker]

Baggy like. Deb Nelson was a local radio personality in her Iowa town. A People loved her. Bigger than life personality. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was a DJ at KDSN radio and was a local radio legend.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of like you, Christy, local being the operative.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

So never made it to syndication, did she?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy, that's a shame.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, I made it to syndication. Not even starting local. Ready.

[Christy Lee]

There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people.

[Jess Hooker]

People upset about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Hardly consoled.

[Bob Kevoian]

Her name is Deb Nelson. And the grave, it looks like. It looks like a giant boulder that was shaved on the side.

[Josh Arnold]

It's cool looking.

[Jess Hooker]

It's like a very specific kind of Hawaiian stone because her and her husband traveled a lot and so you really did read about. I did. I. I wanted to know. And it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's an interesting book.

[Josh Arnold]

It is interesting.

[Jess Hooker]

It is interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so. And this is the dip. We've each got a little.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's called the Red Lantern dip because she worked at the Red Lantern Steakhouse.

[Christy Lee]

Local radio doesn't pay well.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, and she did lots of other things.

[Tom Griswold]

Perhaps we should have made some meow mix for Christy.

[Christy Lee]

No, I felt bad for she had to waitress.

[Jess Hooker]

But this is so.

[Christy Lee]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom's on it.

[Jess Hooker]

The base of this is, like I said earlier here, it's pub cheese love. And this is great. You add sour cream, mayonnaise, onion powder, minced onions, garlic powder, and according to Deb, a handful of bacon bits.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Jess Hooker]

And make sure they're not the real bacon bits. Make sure the bacon. Yeah, imitation.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are these? Light bulb shaped cookies?

[Jess Hooker]

Those are just. It's another. It's another Ritz cracker. Toll House cracker thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Tom, be careful of these square crackers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hard.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a spicy cracker in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have the square one.

[Jess Hooker]

The seasoning. Well, you have a round one. A Ritz.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's. That's spicy.

[Jess Hooker]

That's mine. That's one of my firecrackers.

[Josh Arnold]

This dip is really tasty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, great.

[Jess Hooker]

She says serve it with crackers. And I had some of my homemade firecrackers at home, so I threw them in there, too. They're very. They're very spicy.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's. It's joyful. It's not, like, sad.

[Jess Hooker]

No, not at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not at all.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, this is. Yeah, this is. I. I thought we'd share a dip recipe. There's a lot of football to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

This weekend, and so it's really good.

[Jess Hooker]

You can actually Google is one you can Google and her headstone will pop up and you can see the recipe.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Ms. Rosie Grant, and the book is called To Die for by. Excuse me. The book is written by Rosie Grant, and it's called To Die For. And this recipe is from Deb Nelson. Deb Nelson.

[Josh Arnold]

How easy is it to make?

[Jess Hooker]

Very easy. All right. Yeah, it's. It's very, very easy. And I can tell you it tastes a lot better overnight. So let it sit in the refrigerator for a little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, God forbid you should pass away in the next 24 hours. If you did, what recipe of yours would you want on your gravestone?

[Jess Hooker]

I have a feeling if I don't have one that I would want to share. I'm guessing if my family wanted to share one or if my friends wanted to share one, it would be lasagna or it would be one of the cream pies that I make. I make a lot of. Of different cream pies.

[Josh Arnold]

I see. Oscar's laughing.

[Jess Hooker]

I know. Mark Allison actually asked me to marry the peanut butter pie and the chocolate pie, which I've done before. I've done them in layers and made a peanut butter chocolate.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a great idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I've done peanut butter banana, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christine, what would be your gravestone recipe?

[Christy Lee]

Don't laugh, Ace. I cook.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I was thinking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aces beside himself. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

I make a really good chicken enchilada. I think that it gets asked for a lot.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I can't imagine my kids actually putting a. I'm not gonna have one. So it doesn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I'm gonna have a dance floor.

[Christy Lee]

Are you?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'd have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. In a urinal. What are you known for?

[Christy Lee]

Spaghetti, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't really.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Nothing special. Chicken. That chicken breast you made.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's pretty simple.

[Tom Griswold]

Still one of the top 10 chickens I've ever ahead.

[Christy Lee]

No saying a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look at the time. We have time to squeeze in one quick news story. I'm sorry, we.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Krause. The three students.

[Christy Lee]

Wednesday. We missed it. January 14th marked the annual Feast of the Ass. The Feast of the Ass began as a medieval Christian feast and commemorates the Israelites flight into Egypt. It is predominantly observed in France as a variant of the Feast of Fools.

[Josh Arnold]

Which commemorated more marbles.

[Tom Griswold]

Who wants to eat a bunch of rocks and dirt?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Mo.

[Christy Lee]

Pick two. It commemorated biblical stories related to donkeys in the Bible.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Particularly the donkeys that carried the holy family into Egypt following Jesus's birth.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but that is the actual name. It is called the Feast of the ass. Sure, I have get confused by the way, downtown. That'll cost you an extra 50.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God didn't like you making fun of that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not to mention a brutal case of pink eye.

[Tom Griswold]

That would scare you, wouldn't it? Have a little feast at the ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's disgusting.

[Tom Griswold]

Disgusting.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty rad.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really naughty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, mostly cool corn.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I mean, boy.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing back there?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing back there.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, this dip tastes a little bit like the grave.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the ashes coming up. We have affirmations. Yes. For you to feel better about your life. We have goats, we have emus, and we have. They are actually looking for a treasure hunter.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is a real gig. We'll tell you about it when we come Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom show this morning.

[Josh Arnold]

The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch and subscribe.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Veterans of our country.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Jess Hooker. Hello, There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom, how are you? All right, you want to hear the deer, you want to hear the deer calling? Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, you've got to set this up again.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, go right ahead. It was Lithuania. They had the German deer calling champions.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a deer calling competition. And they, they have a, a sort of a pipe that they use, but it looks like a couple hunks of pvc, that kind of trombone back and forth. And the gents put it in their mouth and it barely fits in their mouth.

[Christy Lee]

So it's, it's a good sized diameter. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So weird.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a little thinner than a Pringles can, but it's this big. Yeah, yeah, it's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's pretty big.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And. Yeah, that's what she said. And then they, they take these two shafts and they rub them back and forth.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it looks very, it looks rather pornographic graphic, but we could we couldn't tell what the sound was. And now you have it.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe so here we.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Yeah. Not far from what we kind of guessed it would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah. Kind of guttural and.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vuvuzela.

[Tom Griswold]

Like it sounds a little bit like the Fat Boys.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's well worth watching the video.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. If you'd like a little chuckle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can we.

[Tom Griswold]

But I don't think it's safe for work, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Not really. I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't think you could show.

[Jess Hooker]

I think you'd get in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Crank it up. Here we go. I'll try to sync it up because.

[Josh Arnold]

It looks like a man stroking something into his mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This one looks like a prison rape.

[Tom Griswold]

Sc.

[Josh Arnold]

My gosh. Is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You're good. What's the old joke? You're in the barrel. You're gonna hate Fridays. All right. That is rough. Sorry. I know this is radio, but Christy Lee is.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is at the news desk. And we've covered almost everything in the.

[Christy Lee]

News except for what a recent study suggests. Most men do not fit the profile of so called called toxic masculinity.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't.

[Christy Lee]

Do not.

[Tom Griswold]

I disagree.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. I know you're a fan of toxicity. You were a believer. And I am not.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers use data from a study in New Zealand.

[Tom Griswold]

I think people. I think people in a crowd would be more inclined to do something if they were instead of by their own.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think it has to do with a crowd.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a crowd behavior.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's a different topic.

[Tom Griswold]

Encouraged each other.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers used data from a study in New Zealand reflecting the responses of 15,000 heterosexual men. Only 3.2% of men were labeled hostile toxic, demonstrating the highest levels on most of the problematic indicators such as sexual prejudice, hostile sexism and narcissism. The term toxic masculinity is often used to describe a range of problematic attitudes and behaviors attributed to men.

[Bob Kevoian]

New Zealand. It also just asks the ship sheep.

[Christy Lee]

Any of those including misogyny, homophobia, emotional repression and aggression.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, if it includes misogyny, homophobia and emotional repression, I mean, I guess it excludes being funny.

[Tom Griswold]

So you. Are you trying to say that without those things you can't be funny?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not hilarious. Hilariously funny.

[Christy Lee]

So you think you have toxic masculinity?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that sounds like you.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like it.

[Josh Arnold]

No. He's been playing around, but yeah. No, that's not a thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't think it's a thing at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

At all. It says, I think there are 3%. It says whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I think there are jerks and there are non jerks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a minute, hold it has.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing to do with masculinity.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you might be. I think I might, I might subscribe to your jerk theory and not even know it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There are jerks in every segment.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, when, when a woman's being a total. We don't go, oh, look at that. Toxic femininity.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah, but that's the thing, I guess. If you were to, if you were to dial down the three main characteristics of a. What would those be? If those are the three characters, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Think they're the same as being a guy jerk. It's unreasonableness, cruelty, whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a sexist component to the toxic masculinity phrase.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And there are plenty of sexist women out there. I forget. Exactly. So there's. Yeah, I forget what the term is, but about what you call a sexist woman, but they're out there.

[Christy Lee]

I believe you. A new poll shows the majority of Americans.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the View. Can you imagine?

[Jess Hooker]

I tried to watch some of it the other day. The other day like it popped up, like I turned the TV on and that was the first thing that came on and I was just, oh my gosh, they must pay you so much money.

[Tom Griswold]

I hadn't watched it in a while and I don't, this is my personal opinion. I just don't think it's very well done.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I, it's just they talk over each other. You can't tell who's talking and.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, let's not get into that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell are you talking about? Everybody, Everybody speak at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

You understand?

[Jess Hooker]

Have you listened to this?

[Tom Griswold]

You understand what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

We moved from New Zealand to America. Americans were.

[Josh Arnold]

I live in America.

[Christy Lee]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say America?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom hates James Brown.

[Christy Lee]

This new poll shows a majority of Americans have a mantra or use affirmations to stay motivated. According to the Talker Research study, 2,000 US adults were asked and one in four say they use positive affirmations every day. A further 60% have a mantra, affirmation or set of words they revisit at least monthly to maintain motivation.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very good for you.

[Christy Lee]

50% said they use sticky notes to keep goals in sight.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I, I have one right here so I can remember your guys names.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, see, that's very nice.

[Christy Lee]

We're not surprised.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

45% make lists. 35% turn to a journal or planner to outline their aims and ambitions.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, when I say things like, this is very good for you, and it's helpful and wonderful. I was a skeptic, a very big skeptic. And it took my therapist really having to talk me into doing some of these things. And then when I did and I went back in, she's like, so, how'd it go? And I was like, you were right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw your journal, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Hate it when your therapist is right, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't tell if those are your aspirations or your grocery list.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that so there was just a, A loud laugh from the back. Was it sarcastic?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, very sarcastic.

[Josh Arnold]

Even the. The crew is turning against you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. The behind the scenes.

[Christy Lee]

What happened? What happened to your New Year's resolution?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that. That was nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

He is that every year I aspired to br.

[Josh Arnold]

Break. Now, I, I, I. We were talking about the difference or. And similarities between affirmations and aspirations. I do finally have a definition that James has written in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

If you want to know what an aspiration is, James says, my son said, aspiration is the sweat that runs down between your butt cheeks. So I was wrong. Aspirin, rage.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

I sent Josh's story recently because we were talking about this and where if you just speak nicely to your body, like, prior to, like, a workout or even a meal, to say, this is going to nourish me, I'm going to be okay. I'm gonna feel good. That. It's like, it's insane, the effects that it has on you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. It's nuts.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Just being nice to yourself because we.

[Josh Arnold]

Are our worst bullies.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

For sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fat.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

The things I say in my head to me are way worse than what Tom says.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that was a hard one. In therapy, like, would you talk that way to your best friend?

[Josh Arnold]

Like, oh, God, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it? You parent yourself the way your parents parented you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the voice in your head. That's a bummer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a, A book of little phrases you like to read and.

[Jess Hooker]

No, I don't. I have some note cards. Cards that I'll write something down on and. And I'll keep it. And sometimes it's like, in my car or I have one in my wallet right now that I've been carrying around for a while. I don't read it every day, but I feel like even if I don't read it, it's with me. It'll have an effect.

[Josh Arnold]

It's easy to scoff at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And doubt and everything. It really is. I used to do it all the time. And to a certain degree I still do.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But I know the power of it. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's a stack of them I just googled. Googled.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give us.

[Tom Griswold]

Give us a for instance.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are not proofread. I'm just.

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't seek, I attract.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's a big one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, these are. These must be common ones.

[Jess Hooker]

They're very popular. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever is meant to find me, will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

If Russell Crowe is gonna find me.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know you were a Russell Crowe girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you tell. Tell that Tom really believes in.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. He thinks it's quite good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many roads lead to the same place.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These are just.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is just a list of these things.

[Jess Hooker]

That one's like your destiny is your desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

How do you get there?

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be at peace. Not in pieces.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a little.

[Jess Hooker]

That one's kind of gay.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one's pillowish.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little too bad.

[Josh Arnold]

One's kind of gay.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little too clever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Hooker. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Every action you take is a vote for the person you wish to become. I don't even. I don't know what that means.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that means do nice things. You want to become a nice person. You want to be kind of kind things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But what if you ask?

[Christy Lee]

Then that's the person you'll become.

[Jess Hooker]

Keep being you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

These maybe aren't for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Because as Chick has said before, you don't want to get better.

[Tom Griswold]

You think you're fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

The universe is providing everything. I know. Need.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it really does, does.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it does.

[Tom Griswold]

It really does.

[Christy Lee]

Favor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I need some extra cash.

[Josh Arnold]

Extra cash.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, got.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've got birthdays coming up. I got the payroll.

[Jess Hooker]

What's the one you say, Christy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Joy.

[Jess Hooker]

Abundance.

[Christy Lee]

Abundance. Joy. No wealth. Abundance. Joy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very selfish. Very.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Self centered.

[Christy Lee]

Well, doesn't mean cash. It could mean wealth of a lot of names. Wealth of.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it means money.

[Christy Lee]

It means you pay my mortgage.

[Bob Kevoian]

The universe isn't providing.

[Josh Arnold]

That, is it? See, it is about money.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was trying to come up with some for people like us who get up really early.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Because we do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I. My one was I believe the birds are singing because they don't know what time it Is.

[Josh Arnold]

What the hell are they doing? They should be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do not resent people who are still sleeping. I will quietly judge them as being inferior later.

[Jess Hooker]

I wake up a lot and think, man, I hope the equal is full. If Tom gets here at 3:30 and there's no equal, we're in trouble.

[Tom Griswold]

We're.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're fine. We. We made it. We got through it. Coming up. What do you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up. We have an emu. We have on the loose. We have a goat.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you say an emu?

[Christy Lee]

An emu.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we have an emu over here. There he is. That's an interesting move. Okay, maybe not.

[Christy Lee]

Are you good at treasure hunting? We have a job for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is actually pretty cool, this treasure hunter.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you would. I think you would enjoy a treasure hunt. Do you think you could concentrate on it long enough to.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Connect all the clues?

[Bob Kevoian]

Be terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's it. Don't you want to. No, maybe not.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you done one of those panic rooms?

[Bob Kevoian]

I would never do that.

[Christy Lee]

I would never do.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, an escape room.

[Jess Hooker]

Escape room. Thank you. Not a panic room.

[Christy Lee]

Panic.

[Josh Arnold]

Turn into a panic room for me. Let me out now. I would scream.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're talking to someone. I had to have. We were at Disney World and that. We got in the one ride they put the thing in. I. I'm. I can't do this. And I got out.

[Jess Hooker]

You had to go. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And as I walked down the. The hall of Shame hallway, the guy. The guy was bringing up the mop to clean up the previous guy who'd barfed in the hallway.

[Josh Arnold]

It was just a te. Big teacup time.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a teacup.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a teacup.

[Tom Griswold]

I aspire to be able to write a toy elephant.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

There's Jess Hooker. Josh McGee's at the price Picks sports desk. There's Ace Cosby. Yes, I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom. I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he's riding the porcelain bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was trying. We could have pretended he was sitting there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, fine. You never do it when I am late.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's because you're right. You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we do have. The chick is back.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Tom. I know that you never back late. I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I was going to say when I'm not here, you never stop talking about it. And we were, we were kindly ignoring it. Now, do you want to review your sports picks for us this weekend?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I could real quick. Yes, absolutely. The NFL championships, the playoffs continue this weekend and for instance, the Denver Broncos and the Buffalo Bills in the mile high six city.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that game?

[Tom Griswold]

That is tomorrow afternoon at 4:30 eastern. That's on CBS. I like Denver in a close one. Oh, I think Josh Allen. I think Josh Allen. No, the bill only do so much. I would. There's a big part of me that would like to see the Bills finally. Yeah, finally get in the tournament. Win the super bowl, but not this year. And then tomorrow night, Seattle hosting The San Francisco 49s. 49ers getting seven. I like Seattle. Seattle to cover that. So Seattle's going to win by more than seven. And then Sunday, three o' clock in New England. Boy, it's about time. The Patriots are good again. The Patriots are getting three at home. I like. Where. Where did it go? My thing cleared off. New England hosting Houston. I like the Texans plus three points at New England tomorrow night. And then Chicago, the Bears hosting the Rams. Rams Sunday night on NBC. I like the Bears to beat the Rams. And the Chicago home underdog getting three and a half at home. And cold and very, very cold. And maybe, maybe some bear weather. Some snow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir, Moderate in Denver, if that is of any significance.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not going to get that chill, apparently. Christy Lee is at the Bob and Tom news desk. We have several things to review here. We have another number of animals in the news. News. And the term lasso, I guess most famous now for Ted Lasso. But a lasso is a rope horse.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you hear this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you lasso something?

[Tom Griswold]

He's walking us through the word lasso.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I have a question.

[Tom Griswold]

How stupid do you think when you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Capture an animal, what is the term lassoed him. You know, it's not. You don't let. Okay, last, not lasso.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think lasso is ever correct.

[Jess Hooker]

What'd you say earlier? Last sewing or last suing?

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Sewing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

A sheriff's deputy in Florida managed to lasso a runaway emu near St. Augustine.

[Bob Kevoian]

How cool is that? You know, you're a cop and you get the lasso something.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but I'm a little disappointed because when you originally talked about this story earlier this morning, you made it sound like he was lasso sewing a man.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, of course he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's hot for you?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, first off, it's incredibly sexually hot for me. Second, it's also funny.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was clickbait for years.

[Tom Griswold]

If they.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I guess if the guy has the skill set to lasso.

[Christy Lee]

Emu's neck is really small.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe, maybe, maybe he could lasso a perp.

[Christy Lee]

The St. John's County Deputy responded to the rural area following reports of the bird's assessment. A large flightless bird initially evaded capture, but after a short chase, the deputy cornered the emu, secured it with a makeshift lasso and handcuffed its legs together. To tender his. Or to render his talons useless because they have some massive talons.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know about talons.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's that one bird that has killed people.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that one in Australia, the shoe bill store.

[Tom Griswold]

Those things are hideous.

[Christy Lee]

The emu has returned to its owner unharmed, thankfully.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You think they train lassoing by with giraffes because they got such a long neck and too high, they work their way down. Well, no, but their next way up there. So it'd be easy to throw a roper.

[Josh Arnold]

What are your thoughts on the whole giraffe thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, their necks is too long. That's the problem. Holy hell. Have you seen them?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking up emu talons. I want to see just exactly what they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there's a different.

[Jess Hooker]

Are they.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a different bird. Christie's reference referencing that is deadly.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, chick was referring. He knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the shoe bill store.

[Bob Kevoian]

That really is what it's called.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like.

[Christy Lee]

It's called.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a Muppet, but it's evil.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at these.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's venomous.

[Josh Arnold]

If you don't subscribe to Alan. Dr. Alan Grant's theory that dinosaurs eventually evolved into birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's so obvious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They got dinosaur talons, don't they?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they really do.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is like the. Oh, there's. Is this the emojis? There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's an ostrich, right? Is that an ostrich or an emu?

[Bob Kevoian]

That. Whatever that thing is. It looks really scary.

[Christy Lee]

An emu. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what that is. I like him, though. He's funny.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's smiling at you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what they do. Bite your face off.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he sure does look like a dinosaur. And don't they now theorize that dinosaurs were covered in feathers?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, many of them were. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Remember when David Crow rode the emu?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Remember that story?

[Jess Hooker]

Story.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's classic.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

He was in Australia and I thought he.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was it an emu or an ostrich?

[Tom Griswold]

Right about it.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever. It was a flightless bird that he took a ride on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't the. Is the. Is the emu to the ostrich? What?

[Christy Lee]

The ostriches to the emu.

[Tom Griswold]

What a house cat is to a lion.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are the little mini llamas called?

[Tom Griswold]

Llama?

[Christy Lee]

The mini llamas are called alpacas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Alpacas? Yeah. Why are these emus? We keep getting these escaped emus. Is this from those Liberty Mutual commercials are starting to get ideas.

[Tom Griswold]

Why isn't there a stand up named Alpaca Man?

[Josh Arnold]

There could probably be.

[Christy Lee]

I'll pack them in.

[Tom Griswold]

How you doing, Alpaca? How are you? Guaranteed sellout Alpaca.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is Emu Phillips.

[Josh Arnold]

There sure is. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Washington state detained a ghost for trying to break into a retirement community. The Auburn Police Department said officers were called to Wesley Homes on the report of a goat attempting to gain entry into the building. Wesley officer said he was safely detained. Apparently the suspect was held until a friend of the owner arrived to pick her up.

[Bob Kevoian]

It wasn't like he'd. This is going to be the first person to crap on the floor in that place.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what old people do. Ruby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, damage.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Ruby did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Ruby crapped on the floor again. That's got to be a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys, there are accidents that happen in old folks.

[Christy Lee]

Many of most are in diapers.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sometimes they forget.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I mean, I'm sure I'll be event eventually I'll be able to, but I don't think I can go in a diaper.

[Christy Lee]

Well, let's not start this. I'll get over the conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember I. I wanted. We were going to do a whole show one morning and you guys all.

[Tom Griswold]

No bail because it was disgusting and.

[Josh Arnold]

All like we had listeners going, you aren't that show. Don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I wasn't gonna do it. No, see, that's the thing. That's the only reason I do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is get you to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

To sit here and fill our diapers while he laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

[Christy Lee]

You're a monster.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a monster. We are subhuman and a bully.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

He just walked us through what a rope is. Okay? He thinks we're so, so stupid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now wouldn't you have you just said you don't think you could go in a diaper? No, and I'm trying to get you. I was trying to help you achieve that. Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

You cannot spin it like this was a favor for you.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, practicing.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll happen anyway, I'm sure we.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wanted to limit it to number one. One. First of all, I'm not an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can't. I don't think he did.

[Josh Arnold]

Because he wanted us to weigh them like that group of friends that rode in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember? Tell the backstory.

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody wrote in and said, hey, we have this club where we piss ourselves, we drink all day and we pee in Our diapers. And then we weigh to see who has the heaviest diaper at the end of this.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that sounds like a grease.

[Josh Arnold]

We have to do it.

[Christy Lee]

We have to do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I was initially on board, and then I went, wait a second. This is like.

[Jess Hooker]

That's disgusting.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. But when they weigh them, it has to be strictly urine.

[Josh Arnold]

Right? Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are rules.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't slip any poo in. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Or walleye fillets.

[Bob Kevoian]

And who.

[Tom Griswold]

And we had the.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had the guys that were. They didn't want to miss a moment of the NASCAR race, so they would wear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. His dedication.

[Christy Lee]

Well, people were doing that at Times Square. Wait, did you see that story?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I did.

[Christy Lee]

Waiting for the ball to drop. They were wearing diapers.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. They didn't want to lose their. Their spot in life.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never understood why anybody would do that. I know all the years I lived in New York, I had no desire to go.

[Christy Lee]

I. With you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you in New York for New Year's Eve?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Then you didn't go down. What did you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do? Whatever. I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

Some hotsy totsy's apartment.

[Christy Lee]

Dennis Miller.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, some hot ticket. That's right. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Some lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do we have time to get to our. Oh, geez. We have to do history. Do we have our.

[Tom Griswold]

We got nothing but time.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love this treasure hunter store. You'll like this.

[Christy Lee]

Officials at the British Museum are looking to hire a treasure hunter to recover stolen artifacts. Thousands of items have been stolen.

[Josh Arnold]

Couldn't you argue that if you just look around the Birch Museum, there are plenty of stolen artifacts?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, look, there's one over there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone stole the stuff we stole.

[Christy Lee]

Thousands of items have been stolen from the museum's Greek and Roman collection. Professor Tom Harrison, who oversees the department, has been leading the recovery of the missing treasures and is now looking for help. He told the Times that once he has secured the budget from the museum, he will recruit someone to trace lost objects through private sales catalogs and historical archives.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not as exciting as, like, hey, you have to go through the jungle, right.

[Christy Lee]

And dig something up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got to bring your own hat and bullwhip, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

So far, the museum has recovered, though, 654 of the estimated 1500 items that are missing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You hurry up, because they need a better security with gold prices. Go to one of those. Go to one of those Elvis guys spinning the sign cash for gold. That's the. That's the place you want.

[Josh Arnold]

British Museum is insane. You just look over there like, oh, that's a piece of the Rosetta Stone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

What is. Where am I?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, wait a minute. There's an old joke. I'm trying to remember something. What is the joke about the pyramids? Why are the pyramids in Egypt? Because they wouldn't fit in the British Museum.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

The implication being they would have taken them if they were. If they were a little bit more portable. Christy. Coming up, we're going to have our little segment of history, but right now it's back to the sporting scene with Chick McGee and prize picks.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Chickster. Do you want another Affirmation Nation?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got this list of these things. If you do not change direction, you will go where you are heading.

[Josh Arnold]

That sounds like you made that one up.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, man.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like Confucius says, sounds ominous.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you drop an end. If you drop an anvil on your foot, it will hurt. It's just.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I made that one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're making fun now.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you set your balls on fire, it will smell like barbecue. See, that was a little change of direction.

[Josh Arnold]

That'll make you think. Well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, coming up, we've got a Little bit of a history lesson for you. Of course. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom show this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

Catch any part of the show you.

[Josh Arnold]

Missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Boba Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

At the Silac Insurance News center, there's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Joshua Arnold. Hey, Chick. And Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. We were talking about these affirmations as well as aspirations.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Gotta have both.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't see you taking part in either of them.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've been looking at them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Touch you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A lot of these sound like things stoners would say.

[Tom Griswold]

Did anything move you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Like this one. Like this? Here's one of them. I'm. These are not fake. This is. I. It says yesterday you said tomorrow. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's good. That's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? If you wouldn't talk like this, maybe we take you seriously, Ma.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Tom's not taking any of this.

[Christy Lee]

No, he's not.

[Tom Griswold]

It scares him.

[Josh Arnold]

He hates. That is it. This is based in fear.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's mockery and dislike you're afraid to get to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am. I am exactly where I'm supposed to. Supposed to be.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, that's a good.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a good confirmation because my truck won't start. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You always.

[Josh Arnold]

You always have to leave those second parts off.

[Christy Lee]

I'm exactly where I am supposed to be. In bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're supposed to do that to me.

[Josh Arnold]

At the end of all.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

Just like fortune cookies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Today I choose growth in bed. Well, that would be good.

[Tom Griswold]

Hubba hubba. Okay, so anything like kangaroos?

[Christy Lee]

You ever get one in the middle of the night, you roll over and it wakes you up like you feel it.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't that so much wake me up as I wake up and go, oh, what's going on here?

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought we were talking about aspirations. Not.

[Christy Lee]

I just think it would. I would.

[Tom Griswold]

In the back. Did pokey in the back.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes it feels good to lay down last night.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

A little pressure with it up or.

[Josh Arnold]

Down, which I. I sort of fold it so that it's pointing towards my chin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take peanuts and use it.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't. You can't go another way.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

That hurts.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're take peanuts and use it as a catapult.

[Josh Arnold]

I never have, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I'm going to as soon as I possibly can when I get home. I tell you that I was trying.

[Bob Kevoian]

To get to the classy part of this show where we do some history.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Gotta find it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the history bell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here we go. Oh, Happy birthday to one of the greats, AJ Foyt.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

91.

[Tom Griswold]

And then a Joseph Foy.

[Christy Lee]

91.

[Josh Arnold]

His blinker is on somewhere in his tractor in Texas.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bet the kids don't try to take his keys away. No, I bet one of the greatest of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty easy to take his keys.

[Josh Arnold]

He never won the indie 504 times. Oh. Oh, sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday to Kate Moss.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she's still skinny.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. That's. That's. That was the famous heroin chic.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Her daughter's actually modeling now.

[Tom Griswold]

Kate Moss and Rolling Stone. I think so. Go ahead and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes. What gathers. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Lin Manuel Miranda, the guy that wrote and performed in Hamilton.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, amazing performance.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

He's talented. I. That Moana soundtrack is fantastic.

[Jess Hooker]

So good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's great.

[Josh Arnold]

But he is trying to convince the world that Hamilton is black.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've seen Hamilton four times, which is. Well, that's the thing, Josh, he there. He has a multiracial cast, of course, in Hamilton. He is working on a all white version of Ain't Misbehaven that I think will be revolutionary.

[Josh Arnold]

It will be. It's gonna be newsworthy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it'll be something.

[Bob Kevoian]

I bet I know where they perform it. Anybody know this guy? I've seen him. He's great. Born in 1981. Nick Valenci? Anybody?

[Jess Hooker]

No, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a guitarist for the Strokes.

[Christy Lee]

No, you saw the Strokes one time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It was one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. The guy was so drunk up front.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, that, that, that, that just the epitome of a great show.

[Bob Kevoian]

The roadies had to come out. This is a true story if anybody was there. Was it the famous Egyptian room? The roadies had to come out looking for the microphone. It was so funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I love this room.

[Tom Griswold]

So it wasn't a song?

[Christy Lee]

It was not the band?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the band was great. Oh, they were great.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw them where I saw you guys. Mississippi Knights.

[Tom Griswold]

The best part was the guy was so drunk he couldn't find them.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a tribute band. It's got a bunch of really short guys. The Mini Strokes.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not really funny, I guess Is it? It's got to be a. To play guitar when you only got one side of your body working.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a struggle.

[Jess Hooker]

Double down.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Triple down.

[Tom Griswold]

Triple down, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hammered 1493, Christopher Columbus left the New World and set sail back for Spain.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the name of the ships? Huey, Dewey and Louie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they had a lot of extra room for storage because they'd gotten rid of all the syphilis blankets.

[Christy Lee]

Did all three go back? Did all three make it back?

[Bob Kevoian]

1919. On this date in 1919, Prohibition kicked in.

[Christy Lee]

That didn't work well.

[Bob Kevoian]

But they had enough time to put in what? Let me think here. That was the 19th amendment, right? So they had time to put in two more before they.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the 21st revealed. Repealed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Repealed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So they had time. I guess it was the 18th. Oh, this is a good qu. This form of a question. 1962, the first decent James Bond movie was made with Sean Connery. It was called what, Ms. Hooker?

[Jess Hooker]

Pussy Galore.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that not a name?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not even close.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the name of a Bond girl or, you know, Thunderball.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pussy Galore was the woman in gold. Goldfinger.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Joseph Wiseman was the bad guy. The great actor, Joseph Wiseman, who played Dr. No. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was the movie Thunderball?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, the movie was Dr. No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was called Dr.

[Josh Arnold]

It's weird that he said the first decent because that was actually the first. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, there were. There had been, I think, a couple of non. No.

[Josh Arnold]

Dr. No was the first Bond movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought there was some bad.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying. No, but no, no, it was still the first.

[Tom Griswold]

No one.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

No one on the earth can have a conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't you did your last prostate exam? Just before I did it said Dr. No.

[Tom Griswold]

So they got the title.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how they got the title. Somebody had a prostate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ian Fleming was getting a prostate exam. He's a doctor no, wait a minute. That'd be a good name for a bad guy. One of our favorite human beings, Peter Frampton, released the album Frampton Comes Alive on this date. Paid for 50 years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're re releasing a special limited edition vinyl version of that today.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool. Oh, it's just great. Just so great. In honor of that, on this date. This is a weird one. Remember this thing? Paul McCartney jailed for 10 days in Tokyo for marijuana possession.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I'll bet the food in a Japanese jail is better than the food at most American airports. Anyone?

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about that. American airport have. Well, they're getting better good restaurants stuff inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you assume that they have pretty good food at a Japanese prison?

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I do and that's not fair. A fair assumption, is it? No, but yeah, no, it's ridiculous. Another California roll? Yes, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extra avocado.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean like it would be like tapanyaki or whatever they call it. That was like a steam table like.

[Christy Lee]

Salmon or New York strip today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, nice. Okay, well, thanks very much. We have links to all kinds of interesting things going on out there, including an interview that I did. There's now a part two. I understand coming up with Christy and Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Not me. He didn't talk to me. Well, they talked to me before, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think they've compiled.

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't Gary.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they've compiled them.

[Tom Griswold]

Gary and I aren't speaking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why is that?

[Josh Arnold]

I hope that gets fixed.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, all it would take is. I'm sorry. All it would take.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Well, think of a good affirmational quote and send it to us. We'd love to hear from you.

[Tom Griswold]

I will tell. I will tell Tom today what I really think of him.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am not lost. I am just taking the scenic route.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's nice. That is nice.

[Christy Lee]

That is nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is nice.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the stupidest damn thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

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