The BOB & TOM Show - January 19, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – January 19, 2026

Podcast Overview
This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is packed with the show’s signature blend of comedy, banter, sports analysis, and offbeat news stories. The main themes revolve around football (especially the NCAA National Championship game and NFL playoffs), humorous explorations of pop culture, and classic BOB & TOM irreverence about everyday life—from awkward dates to bizarre animal invasions. The hosts and guests riff on hot topics, share personal mishaps, and explore strange news items with wit and plenty of tangents.

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Featured Guests and Cast

• Tom Griswold – Host, ringmaster, and master of non sequiturs
• Chick McGee – Sports desk, sarcasm specialist
• Christy Lee – News desk, voice of reason, IU semi-alumna
• Josh Arnold – Sidekick, delivers deadpan humor
• Pat Godwin – Musical comedy, sports rants
• Ace Cosby – Pop culture commentary, the "deep cut" guy
• Jess Hooker – Pops in for tattoo and relationship bits
• Tim Wilson – Guest comedian (early in the show)

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Major Discussion Segments & Highlights

1. Bobby Bowden, Southern Football, and Coach Riffs

[00:21 – 03:50]

• The team opens with football talk, particularly about legendary coach Bobby Bowden. Pat Godwin performs an impression and routine, riffing on Bowden’s way of excusing team scandals and failures:
  • “Coach, your team stole half the shirts out of a Dillard. They did, they did. But they’re good kids. They was trying to get their grandmama something for Christmas and didn’t realize they were in the men’s department.” (Pat Godwin, 01:38)
• They dissect the South’s near-sacred football figures, with Bowden humorously compared to Robert E. Lee retreating after Gettysburg.

2. NCAA and NFL Football Banter

[04:13 – 10:50]

• Ongoing chatter about Indiana University's big game, who’s supporting whom, and Christy’s partial IU credential:
  • “I attended. Didn’t graduate, but I attended.”—Christy Lee, 04:44
• Chick and Christy debate which NFL coaches are the “sexiest,” leading to playful admissions and Josh’s quip:
  • “I’m chosen neither. I only like black guys, so I’m going Mike Tomlin.”—Josh Arnold, 09:02
• NFL recap with a focus on the Rams-Bears playoff result and the resurgence of the Patriots.
• Sports betting info with tongue-in-cheek tips.

3. Media Observations—TV News and Sunglasses Culture

[06:00 – 07:48]

• Tom proposes a theory: TV news producers select the least articulate people for "man on the street" interviews, only to have his own logic undermined by a friend’s surprise eloquence on TV.
• Jokes about "Jackie Kennedy sunglasses" (“the sign of douchebag” —Tom Griswold, 07:30) as a status symbol.

4. Weird Home Mishaps & Bathroom Fails

[13:13 – 15:10]

• Horrifying stories about tradesmen allegedly pooping in trash cans at people’s homes:
  • “He just balanced himself on the edge and plopped right in.”—Chick McGee, 14:11
• Tom tells of replacing all toilet paper after having tradesworkers in, believing it’s cleaner.
• Humor about handymen’s disregard for bathroom etiquette:
  • “Hey, we dropped off the books you ordered. By the way, I took a crap on your porch.”—Chick McGee, 13:56

5. Iguanas, Cold Weather, and Strange Cuisine

[20:10 – 27:47]

• Florida’s cold snap causes iguanas to fall from trees (“the veal of alligators”), inspiring the group to discuss eating iguana meat and eggs.
• Pat Godwin debuts a musical number about falling iguanas used as free protein sources in Jamaica (41:05).
  • “Fallen iguanas are great, grilling in the breeze... you’ll think iguana is the chicken of the trees.” (Pat Godwin, 41:56)
• The team discusses whether iguanas are native Floridians, with Christy providing the research (26:34).

6. Sock World Record & Household Routines

[46:46 – 51:04; 67:44 – 70:10]

• News on retired news anchor Jim Donovan breaking the Guinness World Record with 1,531 unique pairs of socks.
• Spirited debate about how to properly store socks—folded, balled, or otherwise.
• Tom: “I’ve been meaning to take some time and get that sock drawer cleaned out.”—70:57

7. Tattoo Removal—Where Does the Ink Go?

[86:24 – 90:50]

• Jess Hooker shares her painful and expensive tattoo removal journey (about $6,000 for her arm).
• Christy answers the medical mystery—most tattoo ink is broken down by your body and leaves via pee:
  • “They are filtered, broken down through the liver and kidneys, and then ultimately expelled through your pee.”—Christy Lee, 87:19

8. Oddball News: Chopstick in the Penis & More

[90:53 – 94:50]

• A man in Saigon had to have a chopstick removed from his penis—done (allegedly) “for fun.”
• The group reacts with a combo of revulsion and jokes about cultural eating utensils.
• Pat asks, “Wouldn’t you like to piss your ex away?”—after talk about inking and removals.

9. Closed Captioning & Media Evolution

[117:22 – 121:43]

• Matt Damon comments that Netflix now directs writers to restate plot points multiple times to compensate for distracted, phone-using viewers.
  • "Netflix wants films to restate the plot three or four times... because viewers are on their phones while watching movies now." (Christy Lee, 118:17)
• Tom laments: “Even young people are watching everything with the closed captioning on.” (119:23)

10. TikTok Challenges Gone Wrong

[142:05 – 143:40]

• Florida teen arrested after attempting to livestream himself doing a “24-hour challenge” in Walmart (and for stealing a charger).
  • Tom’s challenge: “Stay off your phone for 20 minutes.” (143:04)

11. Relationship Disasters & The “Irish Exit”

[145:38 – 151:53]

• Christy and Jess recount worst-date stories, including sneaking out through the bathroom (“I went to the bathroom and I just left.”—Christy Lee, 145:58).
• The group discusses the modern practice of “mycasing” (background-checking) dates for safety.
• Tom tells of being stranded on a double date after a friend bailed mid-dinner.

12. Historic Shipwrecks & Mystery Shoes

[158:28 – 162:50]

• Discussion of a 600-year-old Viking ship discovered off Copenhagen—riffing on "Viking cruise ships."
• Residents of a Welsh beach find scores of Victorian-era shoes washing ashore, likely from a long-lost cargo ship.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On “good kids” and bad teams:
  “Coach, your team stole half the shirts out of a Dillard. They did, they did. But they’re good kids.”
  — Pat Godwin as Bobby Bowden, [01:38]

• On tradesmen’s hygiene:
  “Hey, we dropped off the books you ordered. By the way, I took a crap on your porch.”
  — Chick McGee, [13:56]

• On tattoos & removal:
  “I would say the pain is more intense to have it removed, but it’s shorter. It’s like a 10 or 15 minute process. But you go every six weeks for like three years.”
  — Jess Hooker, [88:08]

• On news interviews:
  “Sometimes you think when they do these man on the street things... They try to find the dumbest idiot to comment on it.”
  — Tom Griswold, [06:09]

• On streaming distractions:
  “Netflix wants films to restate the plot three or four times... because viewers are on their phones while watching movies now.”
  — Christy Lee reporting Matt Damon, [118:17]

• On TikTok & attention spans:
  “I got a TikTok challenge. Stay off your phone for 20 minutes.”
  — Tom Griswold, [143:02]

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Key Segment Timestamps

• 00:21 – Opening football rants (Bobby Bowden, “good kids”)
• 06:00 – TV news 'idiot' theory + sunglasses status symbols
• 13:13 – Tradesmen’s bathroom horror stories
• 20:10 – Iguana freeze fallout and Florida animal banter
• 41:05 – Pat Godwin’s “Falling Iguanas” song
• 46:46 – Sock world record, affirmations, and home trivia
• 67:44 – Expanded sock segment, sock drawer debate
• 86:24 – Tattoo removal stories, Jess & Christy
• 90:53 – Chopstick in the penis story
• 117:22 – Matt Damon/Netflix on scriptwriting & phone distraction
• 142:05 – Walmart TikTok challenge arrest
• 145:38 – Readers share bad date stories and "Irish exit"
• 158:28 – Discovery of a 600-year-old Viking super ship; beachful of Victorian shoes

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Tone & Style

• Casual, irreverent, nonstop riffing and callbacks
• Blends conversational authenticity with scripted banter
• Frequent use of sarcasm, running jokes, and gentle roast humor

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode exemplifies The BOB & TOM Show’s blend of sports fanaticism, offbeat news, and everyman humor—with wild digressions and relatable stories. Even if you aren’t a football obsessive, you’ll find plenty to laugh about in their takes on everyday absurdities, pop culture, and American life.

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Listen for:

• The “Falling Iguanas” musical bit (41:05)
• Christy and Jess’s epic bad-date escapes (145:38)
• Essential home trivia & routine debates (46:46–51:04, 67:44–70:10)
• The tattoo removal science explained (87:19)
• The episode’s best off-the-rails moments: Chopstick injuries, iguana recipes, weird sock obsessions, and more.

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Final Word
If you love your sports with a heavy side of smart-ass banter and oddball observations, this is “the break room of American radio”—pull up a seat.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

With us in the studio, comedian Tim Wilson here.

[Chick McGee]

The last time Tim and I worked together was in Charleston, South Carolina, and he was commenting on Bobby Bowden and the Florida State Seminoles. And it wasn't two or three weeks later that Florida State had to almost suspend their entire football team for trouble.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Bobby Bowden's my favorite football coach. My least favorite coach, of course, is Spurrier, who's at South Carolina now.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

He was at Florida. He'd run the score up on people, 89 to 2 against. You know, he'd be playing DeVry or somebody, and he'd run the.

[Tom Griswold]

The Fighting Engineers.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I mean, I always said, you know, I always thought Steve Spurrier basically just stood around in a lesbian gol hat with that look on his face.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of that grimace that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you know, Steve Spurrier won the Heisman Trophy, what, when all the black guys were in Vietnam. But my favorite football coach of all time is Bobby Bowden. Not because he's a tremendous winner, because he is a tremendous loser. Coach, you sucked out there today. We did. We did. We got good kids.

[Chick McGee]

Good kids.

[Pat Godwin]

Our quarterback couldn't keep nothing on his stomach. He had diarrhea at halftime. We had to give him a bottle of K Pectate. There a white stuff on his second half. Better than the brown stuff on his pants. First half, he's a good kid.

[Show Announcer]

Got good parents.

[Pat Godwin]

Coach, your team stole half the shirts out of a Dillard. They did, they did. But they're good kids. They was trying to get their grandmama something for Christmas and didn't realize they were in the men's department. Coach, your sidelines was completely empty at the Music City bowl in Nashville. It was because half your team cheated on a music test. They did. They did. But they're good kids. It was a stupid test. I never did like that music teacher. I had to take this thing when I was getting my master's degree. It was an Internet test, open book test. Anybody could have passed it. And I told them, hey, hell, we're playing at the Music City Bowl. That ought to count for something. They're good kids.

[Tom Griswold]

They're good kids.

[Josh Arnold]

They're good kids.

[Pat Godwin]

They do it. Hey, Bobby Bowden's a great Southerner.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I mean, I look back on my life growing up in the south, there's about five people you could never say anything derogatory about at all. First off, Bear Bryant, of course, Ronnie Van Zant. You never say anything about him. And, of course, Robert E. Lee.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Which, if you think about it, if a coach went to Pitt and got his ass handed to him in a football game and came back to his school, he'd be fired on the spot. They get rid of him. Okay. Basically, Robert E. Lee went to Gettysburg and said, look at those gallant boys up there fighting. General Longstreet. They're fighting so hard. And General Longstreet said, well, we could get on our horse and go up there and help them. General, no, no. We don't want to be like General Hood, who lost a leg in battle and an arm in battle. No, let's stay back here at the trees. We'll need somebody to go back and.

[Josh Arnold]

Talk about the massacre, tell the story.

[Pat Godwin]

We need to surrender two years before everybody else does. So you know, I'm basically the guy who tries to find the truth, Right? In the situation. We should have had Bobby Bowden at Gettysburg.

[Tom Griswold]

Uhhuh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Coach, those boys, they sucked out there today, Coach. They did, they did, but they're good, kid.

[Chick McGee]

There's some sort of game tonight. I'm not sure what's here. Hey, hi ho. It's the the Bob and Ton show. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's over there at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Tom is telling me that he has a red. He has a red shirt he might be wearing later. So we're all cheering on Indiana Hoosiers tonight.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not. I didn't go there.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't either, but I'm wearing Indiana.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't make any sense to me.

[Christy Lee]

I attended. Didn't graduate, but I attend.

[Tom Griswold]

How long did you go to iu?

[Josh Arnold]

That also doesn't count.

[Christy Lee]

I lived on campus for a semester, but then I took classes.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, but so you have like four credits. What's the.

[Christy Lee]

No, I have more than that. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're saying it's not too late and also, technically, you still have your college eligibility.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now.

[Christy Lee]

Now I'm Gnastics.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're getting into murky water. I think Drew Brees has some college eligibility. Okay, if you'd like to talk about eligibility, would that be legal at this point? Don't ask me stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be. What a great story. That would be hall of Famer rejoins.

[Chick McGee]

College squad, gets broken in the home during practice.

[Christy Lee]

Drew Brees would not play for Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. The big game this evening, it's a Purdue man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say I don't think a college football team at that level has gone undefeated since 18 something.

[Chick McGee]

When they. When they used an actual pig for.

[Tom Griswold]

The ball, it was Yale University, I believe was the last one. Yeah. Seriously.

[Chick McGee]

Well done, Chad.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. It's a big story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Big, big day. Big night.

[Chick McGee]

Big damn day.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a theory that is. Is I had a hole poked into it yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Generally speaking, on any topic, you're.

[Chick McGee]

You're insane, but go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now, Christy, you used to work in television news.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, sir.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes you think when they do these man in the street things.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They try to find the dumbest.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

They try to find the dumbest idiot to comment on it. The producer going, hey, the toothless one over there, see if you can get her opinion. So a friend of mine is down there with his wife and they ended up on Miami television, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Is he dumb?

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's incredibly toothless.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way you set this up.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. That's why I say I'm poking a hole in my own theory. And he was really articulate and knew everything about the topic and gave him a great answer.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

It was pretty funny though, because they were inside. His wife was next to him wearing these ridiculous Jackie Kennedy sunglasses. And I found out later, I mean, she's rich. No, it means that her quote was, I put them on when the camera came over, quote, I didn't have any makeup on yet. Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

You are the only one that refers to them as Jackie Kennedy sunglasses.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know what I mean, who wears those now? I mean.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh, are you kidding me? Everybody, the bigger. The big black framed sunglasses are the sign of elite, huh? Yes, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Sunglasses sweatpants slide in shoes when worn indoors.

[Tom Griswold]

They're the sign of douchebag. Frankly, the.

[Christy Lee]

Not the sweat or if you're a woman, they're great.

[Tom Griswold]

The giant sunglasses in any event. Yeah. Huge college football game this evening. Obviously a lot of action. And if. In case you went to bed early. Oh, my gosh. What happened last night?

[Chick McGee]

Rams in overtime beat the Chicago bears. Is Chicago 20 to 17 with a walk off field goal in overtime. Caleb Williams tried to throw it winning. Well, he did throw touchdown pass to force it into overtime. That was amazing. But. But no, the Rams win and they advance and they will play Seattle Seahawks next Sunday. And the Broncos host the New England Patriots. And it's good to finally see the Patriots being good again. It's been, what, three or four years since they were amazing. Yeah, that's. That's great. Good. Good for them. Good for them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, we have. We'll have a little bit of NFL news for you.

[Chick McGee]

2, 1 and 1 on the shoe this week. They hit the Bears. Rams right on the number. The Bears plus three last night.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now, have you made your picks for next week?

[Chick McGee]

I have. Not yet.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah, you've got. You got plenty of time.

[Chick McGee]

I got plenty of time, that's what. Okay, we'll.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll let you do it at your leisure. Now, what else is happening in the world of sports?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's an interesting question. We've got the national championship tonight. College football Falcons hired their head coach. It's arguably the best looking head coach in the NFL. Oh, Kevin Stefanski. I've told you to look him up before. And he's. John Harbaugh is a good looking guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Chick McGee]

Well, which one would you rather bang until you can't you start sweating? Stefanski or harmless. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me be. Let me be. I'm clear thinking. I'm a man of today. Yes, Josh, who would you rather sleep with? Kevin Stefanski or John Harbaugh?

[Josh Arnold]

I'd have to look both of them up. I have no idea what either looks like.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. All right, Stefan.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, one is significantly younger than the other.

[Chick McGee]

Well, not. I don't know if it's.

[Christy Lee]

Stefanski is younger, so I'd have to go younger.

[Chick McGee]

Stefanski?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he wouldn't wear him out.

[Christy Lee]

Are you kidding?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm so sorry. Why? This. What others got a lot of hair, though.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of facial hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, there's Harbaugh.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like a beard?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's okay.

[Chick McGee]

You like Harbaugh. Looks like a handsome Jim Harbaugh. I think Jim looks like he wasn't in the womb long enough.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I. John does look a little better than Jim. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Took him out too early.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm chosen. Neither. I only like black guys, so I'm going.

[Chick McGee]

By God. At least you're honest. So you're going Mike Tomlin. Yeah, he's going. He's looking for a job.

[Josh Arnold]

If I'm going gay, I'm going gay and black.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

To make sure my great uncle never talks to me again.

[Chick McGee]

On some level that would be so cool, you know?

[Josh Arnold]

You sure?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

See, now I think we're kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Off track a little.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Coming up in the news, we do have some exciting things going on and just some fun stuff. Also, we have a. Yet another object inside a private area that is. That is in the news, this time with a international feel.

[Chick McGee]

It seems. It seems like a. Seems like a natural to me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This one.

[Chick McGee]

Not a lot of imagination going into this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This one.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Tom Griswold]

We've had a similar one before also. But I'm very pleased that we have a story about fishing for Josh today. And a certain protocol may or may not have been violated in the world of fishing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Which you're the one that knows about that. That along with Pat, you guys are our fishermen. And then I believe Ms. Hooker is coming in today. Yeah. And we have a story about tattoo removal because I know she is in the process of having some tattoos removed. And I know Pat has the desire to have some.

[Ace Cosby]

I do have the desire.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Tattoos removed. We have a little interesting fact about that coming up. Also, we have an exciting world record. He said with.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of dripping. With insincerity.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. I'll give you a hint. Has to do with socks.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Is it the fastest darning?

[Chick McGee]

No. I tried to put my socks on standing up again yesterday and I fell over. Oh, this is on you, pal. I fell right over. Clunk.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know why.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I tried, too. It's hard.

[Chick McGee]

It's difficult.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I must just. What are you, a ninja?

[Chick McGee]

You must be a ninja.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I guess I'd better balance. I never even think about sitting down to put my socks on.

[Christy Lee]

That's great.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, what's your philosophy on this one? When you do you brush your teeth either in your pajamas or naked or underwear, whatever, and then go change? Or do you get half change, then go do your brush your teeth?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, in the morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I brush my teeth in my pajamas.

[Chick McGee]

I brush thing. I brush last thing before I go get dressed.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I used to brush in the shower, but then I. I just didn't like my shower hanging out and my toothbrush hanging out in the shower.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? I've made more or less the same decision, but. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

But you still put the toothpaste in your mouth, not on the brush.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

The way intelligent people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I save a step.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right. I think Einstein did it that way.

[Ace Cosby]

That is true.

[Tom Griswold]

You save a step balancing the Brush while you're putting.

[Chick McGee]

He put. Puts. Toothpaste. He's brushing his teeth. He's putting his socks on standing up. All at the same time.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a circus act.

[Tom Griswold]

Without making a sound.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Well, 30ft in the air. Unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Last night, about 2am I wake up. Heavy breathing on my face.

[Chick McGee]

The puppy dog. A large dog to go, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

He knows he's not allowed up there, but I was too tired to get rid of him. Well, then, yeah, I had some adventures this weekend. We'll get to all of that.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now they are. Oh, I. I went through a lot of Lysol and rubber gloves. Sterilized. My house. Poopy problem, not me. Well, we'll get to it.

[Chick McGee]

Delivery person pooped.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that'll happen.

[Chick McGee]

Tradesman. That happens. Doesn't really. Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, we dropped off the books you ordered. By the way, I took a crap on your porch.

[Chick McGee]

It was a total accident. I told you. A guy, a friend of mine has stuff done at his house and somebody used a giant. One of those big trash cans.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

He just balanced himself on the edge and plopped right in.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can't get any plainer with the description than that.

[Tom Griswold]

He didn't ask just to use the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

He was. He was working hard.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, for those in really dialed into this show. My friend who was on Miami television that was very articulate, talking about the game tonight is also the guy that, when he had some tradesmen painting inside his house after. After they left, he replaced all the toilet paper rolls, which is.

[Chick McGee]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Because he's insane.

[Christy Lee]

Because the tradesmen are dirty and he doesn't want.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. That to me was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think tradesmen are dirty if they'll crap in a trash can.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, that guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he ask. What did he. What did he wipe?

[Chick McGee]

He didn't know. He didn't do anything. He just. He was busy working, man. I don't think in some cultures they. They wipe.

[Tom Griswold]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

They just go.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's a recall, not a shortage recall.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Don't scare me.

[Tom Griswold]

Like we're all going to be okay. We come to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show. It's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

You're going to love it.

[Christy Lee]

I am.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to give it to you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks for being here.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thanks, Ashley, for being here.

[Chick McGee]

You are. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hi, I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Like going on in the world of sports, of course, with the college football championship this evening.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Indiana, favored eight and a half, went up.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that because there are so many IU fans and, well, you know what.

[Chick McGee]

We'Ve learned over the years, it's not, it's not who they think will win or it's, it's what the, the optimum number that the public will bet that's what they're trying to hit on.

[Tom Griswold]

So, yeah, we'll be talking a little bit about that game coming up. And as I mentioned earlier, a friend of mine was, was interviewed on Miami television by one of the local affiliates. As they were walking around. It's, it's always, it's, that's always fun. But do you ever notice when they do that when on television, when they, they'll finish and they'll go, you know, hi, I'm from Chicago, in Chicago. I'm Nancy Gilbert, whatever it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

As if they're going to go. In Los Angeles, I'm Sheila Smith. Just in case they just, they change their name based on the city they're in. Just a theory that I have.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Weather in Miami, partly cloudy with a high of 68. Currently 49 degr. Little chilly from Miami.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of other places it's real chilly.

[Chick McGee]

They just had the big story down there in Florida where the, the iguanas, the Gila monsters, the giant God's mistakes were falling from the trees.

[Christy Lee]

They had snow in the panhandle too, over the weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw that.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, if you're near one of those iguanas, you're supposed to Leave them alone.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

But you can eat them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We did learn that you skin them and I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Would you try iguana?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. I had. I had gator. We had gator. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Just like that, probably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Iguanas are the baby corn of alligator.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The veal.

[Ace Cosby]

Does anybody eat that baby Cornish to somebody's lobster?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't particularly care for the baby corn.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we were joking around that it was indeed baby corn, but I guess it is baby corn. They pick it too soon. Didn't we get.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. We were like, oh, of course we were joking. As though there's no way that's actually what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

I was saying I wanted to have a full life. It's the reason I can't eat veal. I. And by the way, I think it was your point that good idea naming it that.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I always thought that was your point because I'm all for naming it baby cow.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

I like to know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a story about iguana and then it reminded me. Maybe Ace will remember this. What's the. What's the song that mentions iguana?

[Josh Arnold]

Mexican radio.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. I love that. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wall of Voodoo.

[Christy Lee]

Very good, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a great little song. Really good. And isn't the Falling Iguanas the name of the Jamaican bobsled team? I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

It may be.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see what is. Oh, here we go. The National Weather Service is warning Florida residents to be aware of falling iguanas. Authorities say the lizards start getting sluggish in temperatures below 50, and they are known to, quote, unquote, freeze when temperatures dip into the 30s and 40s. However, experts say they are not dead. They can remain paralyzed on the ground for hours until they warm up.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's a nice sight gag, a comedic sight gag. If you frozen iguana falls into a proper lady's hat. She's very prim and proper.

[Chick McGee]

Possibly on her way to church.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

She's unaware of it until a thaw is in church and then it causes. It wreaks havoc.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, have you heard this, Josh? I'm going to play a little bit of this for you. I wish I was in Tijuana Very.

[Chick McGee]

Aware.

[Tom Griswold]

I take requests on the telephone.

[Chick McGee]

I'm on a wave like far from.

[Tom Griswold]

Home I feel a hot wind on my shoulder I dial it in from south of the border I hear the talking of the DJ can understand just what does he say, I'm on a Mexican radio. What a great song.

[Ace Cosby]

I love this guy, too. Stan Ridgeway. His solo stuff's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You introduced me to that. It's really cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Really good, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, to check it out. Stan Ridgeway, but Mexican radio from Wall of Voodoo. What are. Where are they out of?

[Ace Cosby]

You know, I think the Los Angeles area.

[Chick McGee]

Poughkeepsie.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm not mistaken.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That's a funny word, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Oh, the Los Angeles Wall of Food. I'm familiar with Poughkeepsie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's V U, D U. Right.

[Christy Lee]

They are out of la.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. Very.

[Tom Griswold]

A woman in Miami called 911 after discovering and discovering an iguana in her toilet. Lt. Scott Mullen of the Miami Fire Rescue Unit.

[Josh Arnold]

Did I crap that?

[Chick McGee]

That didn't come out of my bowels, did it? My goodness.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be a trick.

[Chick McGee]

He clawed his way out. Boy, but that would have to be incredibly satisfying.

[Josh Arnold]

When did I eat that?

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds like one of those. One of those code race between two spies. Walk into the bus station. This woman carrying a red book. She'll have a pencil in her left front pocket. If she says, there's an iguana in my toilet, it means she has the microfilm.

[Chick McGee]

They were doing news reports and this guy was holding an unconscious iguana, and it was bigger than his arm. I mean, it was a giant. It was awful.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, like live on the scene. They were like, look at this one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And they just picked him up and it was awful. It was just all looked dead. But of course it's not. But yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. You can also eat iguana eggs. Eggs.

[Chick McGee]

You can have an iguana omelette.

[Christy Lee]

We have that crazy guy on the island somewhere that was doing that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is a guy in.

[Christy Lee]

In Florida, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. According to WBBH tv, he cooks up iguana eggs like you would chicken eggs.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And Christy, you. Good memory. Latin inspired recipes. Adds a little garlic also before whipping them into an omelet with diced ham, peppers and onions.

[Christy Lee]

Trying to control the iguana population all on his own.

[Tom Griswold]

Would. Would the eggs be. Wouldn't there be little baby iguana if they're not fertilized?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

So do you have to have them in a special cage or.

[Chick McGee]

I believe it's. I don't want to get too technical for you folks, but I'll. I'll dumb it down for you. It's in my new book, Lizards and their Habitats.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

But they. If it's a bukkake situation where the male lizard comes and sprays over. Over the. Over the. Over the eggs and that to fertilize them. But if that doesn't happen, they're perfectly fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Omelette. Possibly. Make a cake.

[Tom Griswold]

And are. Iguana. Is the plural of iguana? Iguana, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Are they.

[Tom Griswold]

They're invasive, right. They're not supposed to be in Florida.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that. Am I correct?

[Chick McGee]

No, they're supposed to be in Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Are they?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Where they come from?

[Ace Cosby]

I thought they came from there.

[Christy Lee]

I did, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they were visiting and suddenly took over.

[Chick McGee]

I tell you what, they're in Aruba. I know that.

[Ace Cosby]

They're in Jamaica.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you that they are hideous.

[Christy Lee]

Native to the tropical areas of Mexico, Central America, South America and the Caribbean. So, yeah, not native to Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. How'd they get to Aruba? It's out in the middle of nowhere.

[Ace Cosby]

They got that early flight.

[Chick McGee]

Little boats. Early flight. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Southwest.

[Chick McGee]

A little iguana waiting for his plane.

[Josh Arnold]

You see that commercial with the guitar playing? Iguana, he's, like, sitting next to a die. He's either on the diving board or that's like some. Some sort of hideaway and he's just really singing it up, man.

[Chick McGee]

Is this like Rango? Isn't that similar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Johnny Depp.

[Tom Griswold]

I was wondering. Iguana. The plural is iguana. Is. And a group of them is called either a lounge of iguanas, a mess of iguanas, or a congregation of iguanas. That seems a little bit too serious.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if they're in church, it's a congregation of iguanas.

[Christy Lee]

Is that where they got the term lounge lizard?

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

So let's say I go to Aruba and I put an iguana in my suitcase and I. I check the bag and it winds up here and I. I take it. Is that bad?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, it might be.

[Christy Lee]

That's bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, but it seems like the, The. The horse is already out of the barn here with that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, perhaps I already did that. Perhaps I'm up to my neck in iguanas at the compound and I don't know what to do. I started with one.

[Josh Arnold]

How you were researching for your book.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my. Part two of my book. More iguanas in their habitat.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's get. We can squeeze in a couple of quick sports stories here.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we could do emails oh, I'm sorry. From our wonderful listeners, Dear Bob and Tom Show. I recall many years ago, Chick, thank you very much. Declared himself to be the governor. I believe I would. We were looking for a nickname as Sports Rex came up. If memory serves me right, he even said that as governor he would be willing to buy beer for his grandkids. That's true. I remember this. I said, I want my grandkids to say, where can we get beer? Oh, the governor will buy it for us instead of grandpa. Call me the Governor. Well, apparently this guy Sean is confused. I'm wondering now if becoming president of Oral Pleasure, I declared myself that on Friday. Does that leave an opening in the governor's office? Oh, no, I can hold two offices at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, that's very common in today's governmental world.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I have some letters over here as well.

[Chick McGee]

Excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is Sonora, California. This comes to us from Sonora. From Dakota. Okay, this is about the. I don't typically talk about my dreams, but I had a very unusual dream. I spoke about it where I. I was. I walked into this restaurant and the waiter came up and said, hey, welcome to Pussyville.

[Josh Arnold]

Very odd.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And when I awakened, I had. I had a terrible Charlie Horse cramp in my leg.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Throbbing Rager.

[Tom Griswold]

Dakota says raw potatoes can save you.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

What is that from? Is that to prevent dehydration?

[Christy Lee]

I guess. I don't know how. What do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it means to rub it on your leg or to eat it?

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it doesn't say anymore?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's a very short letter. I.

[Chick McGee]

Raw potatoes get rid of warts, right?

[Christy Lee]

I've heard they do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't know. You know, eating a raw potato is not good. I just found that out last year.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, doesn't it some chemical in there? Yes, there's something that's not broken down or something that needs to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Okay, well, I'll just try to drink more water to hydrate. That would be the key to that, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Kevin writes in from Winchester, Kentucky. My four year old son and I were invited to a suite to see the Columbus Blue Jackets hockey game. It was his first game ever.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

And what a way to start by being in a suite. He says. I thought it was so cool. However, the only thing my son talks about now is the tiny blimp flying around dropping little parachutes of goodies. Not the unlimited pizza, candy, chicken tenders or the hockey game itself. The damn blimp he says, because I.

[Tom Griswold]

Was just asking last week if that. Because I haven't seen that for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I love them.

[Chick McGee]

And now they drop goodies from the blimp.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

I recently went to an NBA game and the T shirt cannon. I think they've put more research into that than they have into contemporary nuclear weapons.

[Christy Lee]

This thing made it all the way to the rafters.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got, got whatever it is, the rotating series of barrels Gatling gun or something. It hilarious and so cool. Of course I do like the individual one shot gun.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Where the guy comes out and you know, looks for the fan that looks the happiest to get a T shirt. They're just, just wonderful. What a great invention. Aren't you glad that we've been able to apply technology to something as important as the T shirt?

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like the hot hot dog gun too?

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say if you, if you wrap them properly, I believe you.

[Josh Arnold]

Can shoot a hot dog out of them. Yeah. Any of those sporting event guns are fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They're still working. Working on the nacho chip gun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Not perfected yet.

[Tom Griswold]

It's more like a shotgun really.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a nice spread to it.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta kind of wipe it off your. But let's lick your hand.

[Chick McGee]

You seem like playing paintball. You seem like a potato gun guy. You a potato gun guy?

[Christy Lee]

We.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'll tell you why. We, we had one here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we were shooting it off on the field and then I found out that sometimes those potato guns for those. If you're not familiar with them, they're PVC pipe and you spray put hairspray in it. And starter from a barbecue, they have a way of exploding in the. And their people have been really badly hurt when the thing explodes. Right.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, that's probably a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

So yeah.

[Christy Lee]

To not play with that just adds.

[Chick McGee]

An edge to it.

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer to get a properly made potato gun if you're interested.

[Christy Lee]

Update on your raw potato.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You can make a salve, if you will of grated potato to help with the cramps on your legs. However, eating cooked potatoes is a safer way because potatoes have potassium and magnesium in them. It's even easier just to take a magnesium supplement in the middle of the.

[Tom Griswold]

Night or drink water which would.

[Christy Lee]

Or electrolytes. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Now the chick McGee's across the way. You had a good weekend at the compound?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

We're big fans. We got it right here in the studio. Also coming up, we have a huge shoe story. The shoes aren't big, but the story is very big. As you mentioned the sock story coming.

[Chick McGee]

Up, I wanted a big shoe.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're covering. We're covering all the bases here today. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB- tom1 or@bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

It's back.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's Dan Bongino.

[Chick McGee]

I've got some big news for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Starting February 2nd, the show is back.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

The Dan Bongino show is relaunching and.

[Chick McGee]

We'Re going bigger than ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter. Cut through all the garbage and get to the truth.

[Chick McGee]

Can't catch it live.

[Tom Griswold]

No problem. Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts. Remember February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, don't yell at the listeners.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We all appreciate you being here listening. Right, everybody? Yeah, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Tom might yell at you. Tom might yell at you, but not real. Adventures with Tom coming right up there's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey there, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy, I'm Chick McGee. And Tom comes in and he goes this morning first thing, have you seen the Chevy Chase documentary on cnn? I go, yeah, it was really good. I think Pat, you watched, he knows.

[Josh Arnold]

We'Ve all watched it because we, we have mentioned, we talked about it a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he said, I have only been able to watch the first 20 minutes of it and my TV turns off.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh no.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you have to sign up for cnn, I think, or something like.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I watch it for 20 minutes and then it starts through no fault of start spinning. So I gave up.

[Chick McGee]

Then he watched it again for 20.

[Tom Griswold]

Minutes and I, I, it said resume on the screen and then it would just spin. So I went to a different TV and started all, all over. And it cuts out at the same place. So I don't know what if it's my particular cable company or what, but it's, it's great.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you start streaming? Get off that cable.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows?

[Chick McGee]

I have, I have cable or streaming.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know I've got everything?

[Chick McGee]

You've got everything?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I've got everything that known to man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he's hooked up, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

But just, just, it doesn't work very well. The television and my outside porch has been on for three weeks and we can't get it to turn on.

[Chick McGee]

And this is a brand new house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cutting edge technology.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And do you still have to.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't. And these people would say, why don't you just unplug it? Well, you can't access the plugs. It's built into the a wall.

[Chick McGee]

Do you.

[Tom Griswold]

And the wall's made of convenience.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still have to let your TV warm up to watch it?

[Tom Griswold]

The one in my office. It's usually about a five minute ordeal to get it to come on. I'm getting.

[Chick McGee]

God, I'm getting the TV replaced.

[Christy Lee]

So you can't, you're okay, Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a TV in my porch outside that is on. It's on right now at the house.

[Ace Cosby]

You should have it on the eternal flame channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not only is it on, you can't change the channel.

[Chick McGee]

Is the volume up?

[Christy Lee]

Would you lose a remote?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It, nothing, nothing is, it's not operable. It will not respond to anything.

[Josh Arnold]

The weather channel on an outside TV is also kind of funny. That Would work like, we know what.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

But there's no way you can turn this TV off.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

The only way. Cut the. Cut the power to the house.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to call my friend to come.

[Pat Godwin]

You do.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you keep hiring the worst contractor in the tri state area.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. It took you seven years to build a house, which should have taken a year and a half. And now your tv.

[Christy Lee]

Now nothing works.

[Tom Griswold]

We're all good now. A couple quick things here. Coming up, we have a sporting news. I am wearing the closest thing I have to a red shirt. This was in my.

[Christy Lee]

This is red. Red. At one point, Know how you wash salmon?

[Chick McGee]

At best, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a Henley? Is that what you call those?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, that's a golf shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a golf shirt.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the difference?

[Tom Griswold]

Henley doesn't have a collar, but it has buttons. So it's a T shirt that has buttons.

[Josh Arnold]

You just. You remind me of, like, when my principal would go to St. Louis Cardinals games, like, with the whole class. Yeah, it's like, oh, that's not what he normally wears, but it looks good, man.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, give us a smile. There you are. Oh, there he is.

[Tom Griswold]

I pretty much wear exclusively dark blue and dark black.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So just.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just a little different. But it does look good. It does look good.

[Ace Cosby]

I agree.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this has seriously been in my office for a couple years.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. You can pull that off.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, why do you have it then?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It was an old shirt. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I think your lady's gonna want to pull that off.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yeah. She's not here.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, she gets back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she flew down to Miami for the game.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

After being sick all weekend, so.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

She's still sick.

[Chick McGee]

She's feeling a little better now. When she says she's sick. Is it a sick or like a headache type thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Put it this way. I'm not gonna go into any detail. At one point, I had to get three different scented candles and put them in various areas.

[Josh Arnold]

She was really farting it up.

[Christy Lee]

No, the other.

[Chick McGee]

It does sound like she was farting.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think she would have been happy to have something that was dry.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, my gosh, I hope she's not listening.

[Chick McGee]

On two exits, no waiting. What's going on there?

[Josh Arnold]

Brutal, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had the rubber gloves. I'm spraying Lysol everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing a mask.

[Pat Godwin]

It was.

[Tom Griswold]

It was rough. She's okay now.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

So she went to Indiana University and I have a daughter that goes to Indiana University.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you do.

[Tom Griswold]

So we're very excited about this game. For those of you that are Miami.

[Christy Lee]

Fans, is Sally down there?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Okay. She's at Indiana University. Yeah, she just was. You know, joined her sorority on the. Over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, let's see now. Oh, we were talking about this iguana thing because Christy pointed out there's another one of these news alerts in Florida. It's going to be not freezing, but a little bit chilly for the game. Am I correct?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 67 is. Yeah, but not 49 is the low. And then the load right now is the current temperature. And then tonight the low is like 57 or something.

[Chick McGee]

Not crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Not crazy, but.

[Pat Godwin]

But they'll be.

[Josh Arnold]

There'll be some Miamians going, what is the thing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But you were saying there was snow in the panhandle. I saw that on the news last night. But the. The story. We get this occasionally when it gets chilly, Iguana will. They call it freezing, but they don't die. But they'll drop from the trees.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't like the cold.

[Tom Griswold]

And, yeah, it can be. Can be pretty dangerous. But, Pat, I understand you have a song about iguanas.

[Ace Cosby]

You reminded me in the hallway there that I have a song about this. We had a story two years ago where they were. This happened in Jamaica, and people were actually cooking them up and giving them away for free as an extra form of protein to come on down to Jamaica, hit the beach, and you'll feel fine. Get away from that nasty nor', easter, enjoy our Romanda sunshine. Don't worry about the temperature. If it dips below 40 degrees, that means the food is free. Cause iguanas are falling from the trees. Fallen iguanas are great. Grilling in the breeze. You'll be so hungry, hungry from the ganja, you'll think iguana is the chicken of the trees.

[Tom Griswold]

Chop, chop, chop.

[Josh Arnold]

And maybe I might try shredded iguana. I think I'd have a little trouble off the bone if you were just served in an iguana.

[Tom Griswold]

If it had the head and everything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you could tell.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever had jackfruit? Shredded jackfruit is a sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What's that?

[Christy Lee]

It's a vegetarian.

[Chick McGee]

Disgusting.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a Jamaican, too, right?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know where it comes from, but I purchased it over the weekend at the store. I haven't had it yet, but it comes in a pouch like tuna does. And you Can. It's barbecue flavor. And I thought. Try that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's get back to our. Our letters.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show. Hey, Chick. Just wanted to let you know Twiggy the water skiing squirrel is going to be in Cincinnati this weekend at the boat show. Oh, isn't that exciting? You guys remember Twiggy?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

She. He. She gotta be a she, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I think she likes to be called they was. Which I just from. Just from the standpoint of grammar issue.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This from Big Tony.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Big Tony.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Big Tony.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, go see Twiggy.

[Chick McGee]

Twiggy. Let's go see Twiggy.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd smile if I saw Twiggy.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, Twiggy is not. It's not her idea to water ski. They staple her little feet.

[Christy Lee]

They don't staple her feet on.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, not through the foot, but almost. They just sort of brace the foot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe a.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe a twist tie, like on Brad.

[Christy Lee]

Zip tie.

[Chick McGee]

She can't. She can't get herself free. I know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Miss Lisa.

[Chick McGee]

Poor Twiggy.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Lisa.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't remember the term baggage about someone who has a lot of baggage.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of problems.

[Tom Griswold]

Ended up saying, yeah, that guy has too much suitcases. Your mom and Tom show. My wife and I caught Greg Warren in Cleveland over the weekend. He was awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry to hear it. Oh, I mean, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Jeremy. Oh, now it's getting weird. We were in the front row. I think Greg was staring at my wife's breast.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no doubts. The man is a pervert.

[Chick McGee]

He's a filthy human being.

[Tom Griswold]

It reminded me of the time Josh Arlo was staring at my breasts in Toledo with the funny boat. Oh, what?

[Josh Arnold]

I. I have no doubt. I am. I'm a gay pervert.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. This comes to us from Fresno and.

[Chick McGee]

Chris writes home of the raisins.

[Tom Griswold]

Went to check out the movie song Sung Blue.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He goes.

[Tom Griswold]

I really liked it. Worthwhile. Thank you for having Hugh Jackman on the show. Well, you know, Jackman wants to come in. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Damn it, Jackman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He's only the nicest guy ever. Oh, and he can act too. Great. That's a nice combination. Coming up in sports, what have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

NFL playoffs continue the Final Four. Down to the Final Four. Before the super bowl, couple of coaches were hired, also in the NFL. And a world record. It's all about socks today. And the world record. You'll be better because, you know, I've got a couple of affirmations from, we're talking about that last week.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

From, from emails from the listeners centers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have an affirmation this morning?

[Chick McGee]

I did not. My affirmation is like, well, let's go on in there. One foot in front of the other, see what he has to say. Mean today. Pretty much. We all put up with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll, we'll try to come up.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why. Lashes.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do a segment every morning, have some kind of sweet music. And now have Christy read some kind of affirmation for you to take a dump all over.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, just gonna make fun of it.

[Chick McGee]

And we've got something just for you coming up. Tom, every day is a chance to.

[Tom Griswold]

Meet a new friend.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it features, it features one of your favorite instruments coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll get to all these things. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show. Sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments.

[Show Announcer]

Everyone'S talking about, regardless of what they say.

[Chick McGee]

I'll take the.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine.

[Chick McGee]

I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights.

[Chick McGee]

I could say this because I played them.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Rush.

[Chick McGee]

You guys already know what time it is. It was fire.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with the Max Crosby follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. He's at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick desk.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Trickster. Get the number one gift for Valentine's Day. A 24 carat gold dipped rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's a real rose dipped in real gold. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. I hate stevensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. I hope to not be arrested this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Now what?

[Josh Arnold]

Do something illegal.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, so I wanted a cvs.

[Chick McGee]

Be careful. Did you shoplift?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. God, no.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

But I bought. I bought a whole bunch of stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and how'd you get one of.

[Chick McGee]

Those receipts that are really long.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was. There weren't a lot of people working there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I was doing the self checkout.

[Chick McGee]

Love it. Big fan. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And, you know, for some reason at the end, it, It. It got all followed, but the lady.

[Chick McGee]

Came, and eventually, for some reason, it got all filed. Fouled.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

When I. I had put. Everything had gone through. I mean, we have like 200 bucks worth of stuff. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Cvs. One of those guys just had one.

[Tom Griswold]

Of those sort of free hours, and I thought, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get toothpaste, toothbrush.

[Chick McGee]

He is just all that stuff. A menace. He's walking around, getting in people's way. He's standing at the checkout.

[Tom Griswold]

And I bought a bunch of cleaning products because I mentioned that Kelly had been sick. And I went. In any event, one of the things I bought, I had to return later on that day. I was coming back from the airport.

[Chick McGee]

Not at the cvs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, cvs. So I walk in, I've got the receipt. I'm gonna walk up to this lady and I go, look, I've got this. I. I got the wrong size. Can I just swap it out? And she goes, oh, of course. So I go over there, swap it out, walk out the door, and the alarm goes off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, you can't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta take it back up.

[Chick McGee]

What do you expect, huh?

[Christy Lee]

She's got to do the inventory thing.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I just kept going, oh, oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't turn around and go back in.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's. That's their problem, not mine. The lady, she didn't say anything about my. She just said. I said, can I just take this one? And. Yes, go. That's fine. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Well, your. Your pictures up in a post.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm saying. So they'll be looking for me. I don't know. Don't hassle me, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. See, what you do is you go return it like that and then take it out. But you've stolen. Stolen something more expensive.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly the same thing. Never mind. We have. Some of us are wearing red today in honor of the.

[Chick McGee]

And some of us are wearing a salmon and peach or whatever the hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty close.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty close.

[Tom Griswold]

This is as close as I'm gonna get.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Red. Red clothing. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you think it looks like you washed a nice red shirt in hot water and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's probably what happened.

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly what happened.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right. I'm proud of you for shaking it up a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

You put all your clothes on San, don't you, when you first get them?

[Tom Griswold]

Not necessarily. I. I do have that on my washing machine, but it's a two hour ordeal.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

You put it on sanitizer. It's. It's.

[Christy Lee]

You know, we need to save water for others.

[Tom Griswold]

I paid for that water. I worked hard for that water. Let's. Let's go over to the sports desk with Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

What's going on? We have a couple of affirmations from emails. Dear Bob and Tom show. I know you all are pet lovers, so I repeat this affirmation to myself every day. Be the person your dog thinks you are.

[Josh Arnold]

That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Very cool.

[Chick McGee]

How about that, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of weird.

[Chick McGee]

Well, your dog thinks you're. You've said this. You thought your dog thinks you're God. Remember?

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're so kind and sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

My dog's impressed that I could turn the lights on. I don't want to be that person walking. Fellas, I'm gonna turn the lights on. You're gonna go, wow. Is she what Tom did again?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This is why this cannot be a dailies segment because.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I enjoy these.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you enjoy making fun. Ripping them to shreds.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, my affirmation. I am great at sleeping and watching tv. I am thankful for these gifts I have been given.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, nothing wrong to be thankful for. Your television and your bed.

[Chick McGee]

That's great. I'd add to that the shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Under a roof at this point.

[Chick McGee]

Got the heat. Not the heat. Dear Chick, thank you for the NFL playoff bets. I went with the Broncos and Seahawks. I won both. And Sharon wants to take me to dinner.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

That'll be extra money.

[Christy Lee]

I was just sitting here thinking how handsome you look today.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks. Thanks a lot. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, not joking.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't count. It's like your sister telling you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, this is.

[Christy Lee]

Never mind. I won't be nice to you ever again.

[Chick McGee]

Last name Salisbury. He's got a stake in this letter. Dear Bob, a top show. Tom called the kitchen the break room of the house during a Java House commercial.

[Josh Arnold]

And none of us noticed it.

[Chick McGee]

And evidently you guys didn't notice. I since have called our kitchen nothing but the break room since he said that. The wife keeps telling me to shut up and not call it that. I looked right at her. And. And I say, in any event, and I walk away.

[Tom Griswold]

Good for him.

[Chick McGee]

We don't speak much lately, but it's well worth it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yell at her to get back in the break room.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Thank you, Mr. Salisbury.

[Tom Griswold]

Get back to the break, wouldn't you say? Well, maybe. I don't know. During your waking hours at home, what room are you in the most?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

I said at the island. I said, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Cooking, Cleaning. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

How about you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

The living room, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the living room. The fireplace room. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My TV and my fireplace.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm never in the living room unless we have guests over.

[Christy Lee]

I'm in the living room to read, but that's about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you're in your apartment?

[Ace Cosby]

Living room.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

My guitars are there.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have a. Like a little bar at your. In your kitchen?

[Ace Cosby]

I used to. I don't have a bar anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't mean full of booze.

[Chick McGee]

You can't even have a bar in your house.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, there's a bar in the house. What is a bar? In the kitchen.

[Christy Lee]

You know, like, you have a couple stools come up to the.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, yeah, I have two stools.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever sit in them?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I do.

[Ace Cosby]

That's where Jimmy and I eat.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm.

[Ace Cosby]

I try to get him to eat there anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you don't need it at the dining room table.

[Ace Cosby]

We don't have a dining room table.

[Tom Griswold]

You have a table table?

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's a music room. Another office area with keyboards and stuff. Living room. No, dining room table.

[Tom Griswold]

So you can't. You can't have guests over.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, I couldn't have. Guess over. I have a bedroom, but I don't have a dining room.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you can't. Peter first.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on.

[Josh Arnold]

The only eating takes place.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll cost you extra.

[Chick McGee]

Got the workbench going on.

[Tom Griswold]

So you. Have you ever had guests in your apartment? Apartment?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Plenty of guests.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Where do they sit?

[Ace Cosby]

In the living room with me. Next to me on the couch.

[Christy Lee]

You have one of chairs or just a couch?

[Ace Cosby]

A big old couch.

[Chick McGee]

Have one of those conversational pits. You know the section.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it is sort of sectional, come to think of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish those would come back I used to like.

[Christy Lee]

Right, Conversation pits.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, those were the pit in the sunken living room.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Like a madman.

[Josh Arnold]

If a furniture store came to you and said, we want you to do a song for us, how about a song called Sectional Healing?

[Ace Cosby]

I'm on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you go ahead and do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Ace Cosby]

I like it already.

[Tom Griswold]

Little Marvin Gaye tribute. God, that is so funny.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

I think you could write it first and then pitch it to a furniture store. I'm looking at you. God be.

[Ace Cosby]

I've actually paid for all the furniture in my place by doing a furniture store.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's your friend in Evansville that has.

[Ace Cosby]

That's Pat Cosled. I'm doing it Valentine's Day with your son Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

You. I think you have to. Just for the audience. You really have to do sectional.

[Josh Arnold]

He just. I'm gonna open with it just as.

[Tom Griswold]

Just as a tribute and see if you can work Pat's name into it.

[Ace Cosby]

It'll destroy. I love him down there.

[Tom Griswold]

What a great idea, Josh. Coming up, we will get to some.

[Chick McGee]

Sporting news and a story just for Tom featuring his favorite instrument. Instrument.

[Josh Arnold]

Looking forward to that, Aaron.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I did. I did mention that the. The. The. What did I say? The kitchen is the break room of the house.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, right. You did.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I'll stand by that. I'll die on that hill. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by Java House and the. The. The break room of our building here is the Java House room.

[Christy Lee]

There is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. The break room is the heart of. The heart of the office. Everybody gets go there and have a chat and have a nice cup of tea or coffee. That's where Java House comes in. Because Java House has tea, coffee, hot chocolate, hydration drinks, fancy coffees, lattes, espressos. What am I talking about? I'm talking about having a small. Just. There we go. A little pod like that. You don't put it in a machine. You just peel and pour and quite a variety. Like I said, coffee, tea, etc. Etc. And I'm a big fan also of those hydration drinks which I've just run out of again. I've got to get another box of those. I'll get it by going to Javahouse.com they got all your break room needs and it's a lot simpler. It's really revolutionizing the coffee room, the break room, whatever you call it, where you work. And the best part, all your break room needs are on hand. All you need is hot and cold water, depending on what you're into. So don't have a break room breakdown. Shop at Java House by going to javahouse.com Java House, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom show. Coming up, apparently a story that involves my favorite musical instrument and I have.

[Christy Lee]

A story you haven't seen that involves one of your biggest fears.

[Tom Griswold]

Uh, oh, we also have ice fishing in the news for Pat and Josh. An interesting ice fishing story that involves violence.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus yet another thing removed from somebody's body. Something new with an international feel. How about that? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chicag at the Prize Picks sports desk. On prize picks, pick two to six players. Choose more or less and watch your lineups light up for the big games, download prize picks and use code Tom. Get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're going to get into the sporting scene right now. Big game, of course, tonight. We're all excited about it. I'm actually wearing a red shirt.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very proud of you.

[Tom Griswold]

In honor of iu. Kind of red anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, kind of. Kind of red. Kind of blue. Kind of red like a salmon. Okay. Matthew Stafford and the Los Angeles Rams survived a touchdown pass by Caleb Williams forced overtime, beating the Bears 2017 in that overtime to advance to the NFC championship game to take on the Seattle Seahawks next Sunday. Harrison mevis kicked a 42 yard field goal in overtime after Cam Curl intercepted a deep pass by Caleb on the Bears first possession of the extra period. Stafford completed the 16 yard pass to my favorite NFL player, Puka Nakua. You gotta call him Pookie, right? Hey, Pookie. To get the Rams in the field goal range and set up the winning field goal. And Drake May.

[Josh Arnold]

May what?

[Chick McGee]

Got to love the Drake. Drake May. He threw three touchdown passes. Marcus Jones returned. Returned one of C.J. stroud's four interceptions in the first half. Yikes. For a touchdown. And the Patriots defeat the Texans 2816 to advance to the AFC championship game. Although played Denver next Sunday. And that brings us to our. Our coaching carousel. That's right. It's the coaching carousel. That's what. I hate this song, but I know Tom loves it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I hate this.

[Chick McGee]

Do you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who is that?

[Ace Cosby]

Hollies.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

The Hollies.

[Josh Arnold]

Rare misstep of the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Some of their stuff.

[Chick McGee]

A little aggressive on a carousel. I don't know what's. What's aggressive about this. I don't understand that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm growing up.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you say carousel or Merry go round?

[Tom Griswold]

Merry go round.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, same.

[Christy Lee]

Me too.

[Chick McGee]

Mommy, may I ride the carousel? Be honest. That's what you said.

[Tom Griswold]

Greatest use of the word carousel is in the TV series Mad Men. It's one of the great scenes where he does the pitch for the. The slide projector. Carousel. I. Trust me on this.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're right. It was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The Atlanta Falcons have hired Kevin Stefanski and of course Coach Stefanski said thanks. As their head coach, he was let go by the Browns. Stefanski replaced Raheem Morris, fired alongside general manager Terry Fontenot after an 89 campaign. Meanwhile, the Giants have hired John Harbaugh as their new head coach. They got all the T's crossed and I's dotted over the weekend chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like to see football coaches wear suits or do you want them in their.

[Chick McGee]

You know, when I first started watching the NFL, all the coaches did indeed were.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Do you miss it?

[Chick McGee]

I kind of do. They took their cue from, I believe George Hallis wore suit on the sideline.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Landry shows respect for the game.

[Ace Cosby]

Who's the last guy to wear a suit?

[Chick McGee]

Lombardi or suit? The last guy to wear a suit. I'm gonna say Mike Nolan. How about that? Write that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

That's my Nolan. That's one of the. Jim. Jim Nolan. I think. Is that his daddy?

[Josh Arnold]

Basketball, hockey. They're still wearing suits.

[Chick McGee]

The last gentleman to wear a suit on. I think Mike Nolan made a big damn deal about it. Said he's going back to wearing a suit.

[Tom Griswold]

What does it say? The Cleveland Browns fire the guy. He's immediately sought after by a whole bunch of teams.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, the Browns.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't know what they're doing. It's a disaster.

[Christy Lee]

The last prominent this is coaches were Dan Reeves until the late 90s, Mike Nolan, the 49ers and Jack Del Rio getting special permission to wear custom designed reebok suits in 2007.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know that when my Baby wears a suit. Del Rio.

[Christy Lee]

Is that why they can't wear a suit? Because they're sponsored now they have to wear athletic feet.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be Brooks Brothers with a Nike swoosh.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be all right.

[Christy Lee]

I guess it is apparel deals that's caused that switch, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Indiana and Miami are playing in the national championship game tonight. This is college football, of course. Fernando Mendoza.

[Tom Griswold]

Fernando.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like to see that. I bet it is. The streaming for that song has gone up.

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think I like that one.

[Ace Cosby]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

Your thoughts on Abbott?

[Christy Lee]

He hates it.

[Chick McGee]

Your favorite? Everybody has a favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Plenty. I'm not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

Not any.

[Tom Griswold]

Not particular.

[Chick McGee]

Not Dancing Queen?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Not S.O.S.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Not.

[Josh Arnold]

Take a Chance. Take a Chance, Take a Chance.

[Chick McGee]

What about Waterloo?

[Josh Arnold]

I love it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Dude, I'm not a fan.

[Chick McGee]

What about Hotel California? Wasn't that an ABBA originally? Yes. Listen, this is. This is the guitar solo on a bassoon just for Tom. I don't know who this guy is.

[Josh Arnold]

I never would have guessed.

[Ace Cosby]

I never would have either.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure? Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

An electrified.

[Chick McGee]

Electrified bassoon. That's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

It sounds like it's got a lot of reverb on a good start.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Ace Cosby]

An effect on.

[Tom Griswold]

Real good.

[Chick McGee]

Note for note. Who did this, Boy? It appears to be an Asian gentleman. It does sound great, doesn't it, man? Not bad. Got kind of a Wawa thing, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Some kind of effect. I think that's incredible.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to talk to my bassoon expert about it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. If. If. Ho. Hotel California. How to bassoon solo.

[Christy Lee]

That's something.

[Chick McGee]

His. His handle on Instagram. His first name is. Aah. I'm sorry. Ah. N. On Last name. G O, O, N.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy can play.

[Pat Godwin]

Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really hard to play.

[Josh Arnold]

Does Hotel California still hit you guys in a. In a good way or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you so sick of it?

[Ace Cosby]

No. It's such a.

[Christy Lee]

One of those classic songs. Every time you hear it, it's almost like new again.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. When I went to see the Eagles in Las Vegas, and of course they. They played that. And Joe Walsh, in a recent interview, he was saying he has to really focus every time they play that song because it's so hard to play. Really so. And by the way, Joe Walsh was amazing. If you get a chance to see the Eagles and they did Rocky Mount.

[Christy Lee]

Way and all the Joe stuff, they're there this weekend. A lot of my friends are going, oh, 3rd and 24th. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by all means, check it out. If you can now. We are.

[Chick McGee]

Look what time it is.

[Christy Lee]

Wait, you missed the big. You missed the big sports story of the weekend. Jordan Childs of UCLA gymnastics scored a perfect 10 on vault.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not easy, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's not. It's her first perfect 10 ever. Congratulations, Jordan. UCLA goes on to beat Nebraska in a very tough head to head UCLA college gymnastics meet.

[Tom Griswold]

I talked to Kostaki while he was driving through Nebraska on Sunday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you did?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What do you have to say? Was he talking about the gymnastics meeting?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. He was talking about getting to Boulder to watch a football game with one of his buddies.

[Christy Lee]

Ah. Did he call you or you call him?

[Tom Griswold]

He called me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And you answered.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's your first mistake.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Ace Cosby]

You don't answer.

[Chick McGee]

You know, honestly, your phone tells you who's calling.

[Josh Arnold]

You never don't answer a phone call from any comedian on a Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just traveling.

[Chick McGee]

They're bored.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

They've got you.

[Tom Griswold]

They're trapped now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Never get off the phone.

[Tom Griswold]

I think, I think I called Pat, too.

[Chick McGee]

And almost sooner or later one of you will say, so what else is going on? Yeah, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in Cozad, Nebraska. He had a great time. He had a huge crowd in Stockton. Bunch of Bob and Tom fans. He had a great show.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why I remember this. Isn't Paul Kozad the one who said he met the queen? Yeah, isn't that right? I always remember that. When you say Kozat, Nebraska, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, explain the background.

[Chick McGee]

Ask me about the Queen.

[Tom Griswold]

We were in one of the commercial breaks, we had a new comedian on, and I, I said, anything, anything particular you'd like to have me ask you about?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. He goes, I met the queen. Oh, wow. So here's the. Then we go back in the year. And I said, so I understand you met the queen. He went, I did.

[Christy Lee]

That was it.

[Tom Griswold]

That was it.

[Josh Arnold]

He just wanted that info out there.

[Tom Griswold]

There wasn't a story, you know, background. And nobody meets the Queen. What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And this guy, he's the same comedian who talked like this when he was off the air, but when we were back on the a, talk like this. Yeah, I met the queen.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Retired CBS News anchor Jim Donovan has broken a Guinness World Record with his iconic sock collection.

[Tom Griswold]

It says, what a feat.

[Ace Cosby]

That's a Philly guy. Oh, what a feat.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, applaud.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, nobody, nobody laughed. Oh, darn, darn socks.

[Chick McGee]

After collecting socks over the course of his career, the Emmy award winning anchorman amassed a total of 1,531 unique pairs of socks, besting the previous record of 1,165. Donovan spent hours inventorying hundreds of pairs of socks on a 362 page long spreadsheet.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man, what a sad.

[Christy Lee]

He's fun in bed.

[Chick McGee]

He also brought in two faculty members from the Thomas Jefferson University of Fashion and Textile program.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right, T.J. uFT to act as witnesses during his count and guarantee that there were no single socks or duplicate pairs.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Oh, this. I hadn't watched the video. It's great.

[Christy Lee]

It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean they are.

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're all laid out looks like on a gym floor.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

And Jimmy Danger. Some of these are just gorgeous. Makes me want to become a sock guy.

[Chick McGee]

Who is this Jim Donovan? I'd never heard of him.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe he was a Philly news anchor.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Ace Cosby]

For about 20 years.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Retired. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, this video, I. I'm sorry, I should have. I should have had to get access.

[Josh Arnold]

To this and he went by Jimmy Danger.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't remember the Jimmy Danger part. He was a news guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's some very fancy socks.

[Christy Lee]

So President Bush was a fat guy.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

President Bush was a sock.

[Tom Griswold]

The elder.

[Christy Lee]

The elder.

[Tom Griswold]

The elder George Bush was a sock guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he loved crazy stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

I love elder Bush.

[Tom Griswold]

And he was also a. Thank you very. You like the older Bush.

[Chick McGee]

The older the Bush, the sweeter the berry. That's what I've heard. No, that's not right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's what they say.

[Tom Griswold]

The older the Bush, the drier the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that ain't true, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's almost like you hate me. Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, apparently the elder George Bush also knew his way around a dirty joke. I believe that he was.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he would hear them from Barbara and pass them on. She was a. She was the mouth of a sailor, that Barbara Bush.

[Chick McGee]

She dressed as a man.

[Josh Arnold]

It was like living with Luanda Page.

[Chick McGee]

Barbara Bush Restell as a man at home?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I made firefighter.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

How do you. Tom your socks in your drawer? Are they put together and then folded? That's how mine are. Or do you ball them up or do you fold down just the top?

[Tom Griswold]

I do just the top. Fold and throw them in.

[Christy Lee]

I fold them down the top and. Boy, my husband does not like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been meaning to take some time and get that sock drawer cleaned out.

[Ace Cosby]

What's the proper way to do it?

[Josh Arnold]

No, there is not one.

[Christy Lee]

It's whatever you prefer.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Are you doing the laundry at your house? Are you. You organizing sock drawers?

[Christy Lee]

Some of the socks might end up in my laundry occasionally. And if I flip them over like that, you know. Oh, no, he doesn't care for that.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't want that. Oh, trouble.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

You ever take his socks off for him?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Rub his feet?

[Christy Lee]

You know I hate feet. I'm not doing that.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's your husband.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care. There's still feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever sucked a toe?

[Chick McGee]

God. Not only no, but God knows.

[Tom Griswold]

For Valentine's Day, you take. You take. You take both his socks off while he's wearing him. You take them off, turn them both into sock puppets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And hold them up and go. Would you like some of these?

[Josh Arnold]

You have to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I'm itching down there.

[Chick McGee]

Send me some of that. Oh, yes. I'm a dirty girl.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, the foot game. But we do have shoes in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. And is Ms. Hooker in the building?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We got to get her in there. We got a tattoo story that I think she'll like. Also, we have a. A tick tock challenge gone wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

What about a knickknack? Can we have a knickknack with a tick tock?

[Christy Lee]

Well, the Patty whack again.

[Chick McGee]

Then we.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, somebody give that dog a bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, you could. You could do that. The Patty Wax, since your nickname is Patty.

[Chick McGee]

I like that. No one calls him Patty, but you ever.

[Tom Griswold]

You ever Patty. Calls himself Patty Patty.

[Ace Cosby]

Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

You can't call yourself by a nickname.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't call myself, but people call me.

[Chick McGee]

That's the people.

[Ace Cosby]

The people.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. My people. You know what? I stand correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever swatted one of these elderly buns that you're hanging out with and said, want a Patty Whack, babe?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm very experimental.

[Chick McGee]

And how.

[Tom Griswold]

And how you implied that these women you're with are very old.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they're.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm old.

[Ace Cosby]

They'd have to be old.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, no, wait a minute. That's not right at all.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you guys remember the joke? That's a knickknack, Patty Black. Give the frog alone. That's the punchline.

[Ace Cosby]

I think we need to do the setup.

[Josh Arnold]

The setup is very long and it.

[Tom Griswold]

Can'T be worth it.

[Chick McGee]

I think it is very long, and I think it is absolutely worth it. You think so? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have Bears once again in the news, not the Chicago Bears. And we have today in history, of course, for you. And we will be enjoying that, I hope, from these studios, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Hello, indeed. There's Josh Arnold. Hey. Hey, there's Ace Cosby.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

What you working on over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Just trying to edit a couple things. We've got some fun news stories coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Doing some homework.

[Tom Griswold]

I got one editing a little quickly. This the headline? I just. It was kind of. There was a margin error. Archaeologists discover Medieval Super Ship.

[Christy Lee]

I have that.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't have the P there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you didn't know that'd be.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be an agent.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Christy Lee's at the. At the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening over there, Chris?

[Christy Lee]

Rachel Blore was half asleep as he reached for the dog. You know how you do that. Like you said last night, you woke up and the dog was dog right.

[Tom Griswold]

There in my bed looking at me.

[Christy Lee]

She started to pet her dog she thought was laying on her stomach. Turned out to be an 8 foot python that had slithered in through the window. Her husband turned on the light and said, baby, don't move. The snake apparently arrived through the open window in the couple's second story bedroom in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia.

[Josh Arnold]

See, it's Australia for you.

[Chick McGee]

Australia.

[Christy Lee]

By the way, we all know that pythons, they're not venomous. They do what? They squeeze their.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they squeeze you to death.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but they can bite you, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they'll bite.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they have like teeth like humans?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. They look like a full set of.

[Chick McGee]

Incredible smile.

[Christy Lee]

Rachel said. Her first concern after uttering some expletives, as you can imagine, was getting the dogs out of the room. Because of course, you know, the python would probably go after the dog. After making sure the dogs were out of the room, she carefully wormed her way from beneath the covers. Kind of shimmying out toward the side.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They did not call a professional snake wrangler. Instead, she ushered the large rep. After you. Out of the bedroom herself through a window.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

She remained calm, saying, toads freak me out more than snakes. They think that the python entered through plantation shutters next to her bed, slithered onto her, and was entirely not in the room. Part of the tail was still hanging out the window. It was so large.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you imagine Looking for some warmth or.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, it's hot down there. It was. They. They say it's got something to do with incubation and eggs and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Josh, did you own a python?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what you. Yeah, I had a ball python. Ball python, yeah. But aren't they.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have. Don't most people have it together enough to not get squeezed by a python?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. That thing wouldn't just squeeze you necessarily.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Or. Or attack you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, she probably could have gotten out of the bed fairly quickly, and it wouldn't have struck her.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right.

[Christy Lee]

But she shimmied. I would have done that.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I would have shimmied as well.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Can you imagine what you thought was your dog? You're petting it, and you're like, wait a minute, that's not dog burr.

[Chick McGee]

Baby got a haircut. Monkey. You're.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Scaly.

[Tom Griswold]

Got this from our text line. We were talking about the fact that it's a little chilly in parts of Florida. There's actually some snow, I guess, in the panhandle. Iguanas are invasive to Florida, writes Deb. Last year, there was a cold spell. I was having lunch at an outdoor place with some friends, and behind me at a table was a lady. She ordered a large salad and screamed so loud when an iguana dropped into her salad. In Islamorada, Florida.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Islamorada. Beautiful spot. Hey, lady on the way to the Keys.

[Chick McGee]

Be quiet, Everybody want one? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. She goes, it's getting cold in Islamorada. I'm thinking of moving to St. Thomas. Well, that sounds.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Very nice to have that option.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I have a friend who lives in Australia that had a similar experience to that woman who woke up thinking she was petting her dog, but she was petting a snake. Yeah. My friend woke up, thought she was petting her cat. It turned out that Paul Hogan had snuck into her bed, came in through a window, and slithered right next to her.

[Tom Griswold]

You call that a dick?

[Josh Arnold]

And she.

[Chick McGee]

Let's listen to the bassoon solo from Hotel California.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to send me that. I'm going to send it to my friend Paul, who's the bassoon expert.

[Chick McGee]

I will not participate in your psychotic friendships that you strike up with.

[Josh Arnold]

Is the correct answer.

[Chick McGee]

Total stranger.

[Pat Godwin]

Well done.

[Christy Lee]

A bear that had been recently removed from under a house in Altadena, California has been spotted at two other homes in the area.

[Chick McGee]

Things are afoot in Altadena.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. Ben and Bryant, executive director of the Bear league said the 550 pound bear had been residing underneath Ken Johnson's for several months before it was removed. Ms. Bryant told ABC News the animal then went to the crawl space of another home in the Southern California community. The next day, the bear moved to a third home whose owner contacted the Bear League to remove the animal. Finally, after three days, the bear left. But the whereabouts is unknown.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you read about how they got the bear out of this place?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

The first time it is really. It was a really elaborate thing where they had to send someone in the other side and I can't imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to be that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

They had to push him. What are they doing?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess they. They were making. Someone got into the crawl space and it's terrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why don't you just leave the bear alone? He's hybrid.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of what I was doing. Would it cause any harm?

[Christy Lee]

I can't imagine the fecal. Do they when they're sleeping like that?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Everyone knows they just go in the woods. I'm sure he would.

[Josh Arnold]

He'd leave and go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, leave.

[Christy Lee]

No, when they're right.

[Josh Arnold]

When they are hibernating, do they crap at all?

[Christy Lee]

Shut down or do they. These are all have bodily functions.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Be a great alarm though. Got a little sign out front. Oh, barren crawl space. Oh, okay. We'll rob the place next door.

[Christy Lee]

Seriously, would you? I don't think I'd be worried about a bear in my crawl space during hibernation time. It's not gonna bother you.

[Tom Griswold]

I would be very worried.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're worried about everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, if you walk outside and he happens to be coming out and.

[Josh Arnold]

He'S hungry and Bears generally do not poop during hibernation. Instead, feces accumulate in their intestines to form a fecal plug. This plug is expelled when they emerge from hibernation in the spring.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, Fascinating. Can you imagine a fecal plug?

[Josh Arnold]

A bear fecal plug.

[Chick McGee]

Who was telling us that they were.

[Tom Griswold]

Up in Alaska and the bears, you can smell them. They smell so bad, is it, Jamie? Maybe since you can smell them as they get near.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they don't tend to bathe much, I wouldn't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't that sound like a euphemism?

[Chick McGee]

Don't blame me. They're lying at the shower this morning. Not my fault.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a euphemism. Yeah. Go talk to Gary. There's a guy that's got a bear in his crawl space.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he sure does. Boy, who put that bear in his crawl?

[Christy Lee]

I wonder where this guy went. Now I'm. Now I'm anxious.

[Tom Griswold]

He's on the third house, apparently.

[Christy Lee]

Well, apparently he left the third house.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, apparently that house. Oh, just right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a little cute.

[Christy Lee]

Very cute remark.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Musing aside, Goldie Poops, a 72 year.

[Christy Lee]

Old Canadian man is in custody after he allegedly assaulted someone for ice fishing too close to him.

[Josh Arnold]

Now see, I get this.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going to say, what is the protocol? What does one do? You walk out in the lake arm's length or what? Oh, I would think it would be. I mean, you want to be pretty far away, right?

[Christy Lee]

Ontario Provincial Police said officers were called to Chemong Lake where the victim said the septuagenarian approached them in an aggressive manner while they were fishing.

[Chick McGee]

The Ontario Provincial Police. Is that anything like the contemporary police? The modern deck, art deco police?

[Josh Arnold]

Ontario Provincial Police. Is that with opp? Yeah, yeah, you know me is the correct response.

[Christy Lee]

The suspect told officers that person was fishing too close to him. He was arrested and charged with assault.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't there a, like a rule of thumb if you can count their beers, you're too close.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, you can count them. They're empty. Molsons.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what it is. There has to be some kind of.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think there's a courtesy. You don't want to get too close.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't. And I don't know necessarily ice fishing.

[Christy Lee]

Etiquette, but even bank fishing.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah. No, anywhere. If somebody's already fishing that hole, you leave it. Askay's gotten into some verbal altercations with guys who fished a little too close to him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that really, there has to be a protocol, a gentleman's agreement, if you will. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, at the very least you go, hey, you mind if I throw that way and you know, you say something.

[Tom Griswold]

What about going to a movie theater?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I agree that two other people in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you go sit next to him?

[Chick McGee]

No, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

A couple did that to me once when I was. I was seeing heat. That was that. What was that? The nineties.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

And it was a pretty empty theater, but it was a huge theater. They showed up late, so in their defense, they could not see.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But they sat literally right next to me, and I. Today I would have moved right and just gone ahead. I sat there stubbornly.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the parking lot thing? You're in a virtually empty parking lot and someone pulls up next. That really bothers me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I agree. I agree. We don't even do it. Well, you guys do it. The chick and I have a gentleman's agreement.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you leave space.

[Josh Arnold]

I leave a space and I park.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Right there between us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

He always leaves the space.

[Josh Arnold]

Now somebody always ruins it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But you and I are at least doing our part.

[Chick McGee]

Someone, an interloper, ruins the parking.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a TikTok challenge that results in a felony charge. We have shoes in the news. We had socks earlier, if you missed it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

We have Matt Damon making news and tattoo removal and chocolate bars that are tainted. We'll talk.

[Chick McGee]

Matt Damon.

[Christy Lee]

Damon.

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen the rip? It's on Netflix. Matt's and Ben's new movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it fun?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

That's. He's. That's what he's talking about in this interview. It's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I found it a little convoluted for my little brain, but I. I kept up.

[Tom Griswold]

What Matt is talking about is something we were talking about a few weeks ago about. Josh, you'll appreciate this, about the way certain things are presented now in the world of streaming movies, etc. Etc. That there's kind of a different rule out there now than there was a few years ago.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, when you go fishing, by the way, ice fishing. Have you ever gone ice fishing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I never have.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like a glory hole.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cause you don't know what you're gonna get.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, hasn't that been your experience with glory holes, Josh?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know what size, color.

[Chick McGee]

You know, if you're sticking yourself through the hole in the ice, you're doing it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

You do kind of wonder. Oh, is this gonna be my personal best?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you take pictures or is that uncool?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know glory hole etiquette as well as I used to.

[Tom Griswold]

No flash Tom. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Takes a leap of faith for the guy who.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening this morning. Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and [e-mail].

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Chick. Hey.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hello. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm 2 McGee at the prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Check McGee. We got a story just for Ms. Hooker here.

[Jess Hooker]

Just for me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think you're the one. I think that'll relate to this the most.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Because this involves tattoos.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought it was being intelligent and beautiful and funny.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Not even a chuckle, guys. Thanks.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he didn't even.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I could look for a story.

[Christy Lee]

If you've ever wondered where tattoo ink goes after laser removal.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? It disappears.

[Christy Lee]

It goes into your toilet, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you pee it out.

[Christy Lee]

According to BBC, the procedure involves blasting tattoo ink out of skin cells with a laser that heats the pigment up to 572 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that explains the pain.

[Christy Lee]

Some of those. Some of those ink particles get consumed by white blood cells dispatched by your immune system.

[Josh Arnold]

Where all the white blood cells at.

[Christy Lee]

They're then carried away by the lymphatic system. That's where the white blood cells are at.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They are filtered, broken down through the liver and kidneys, and then ultimately expelled through your pee.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. I was curious. I was afraid that it's like when people have their, their fillings removed, that it would like, expose you to all this toxicity. That's what I'm scared of because when I have it removed, I have this crazy metallic taste in my mouth. And they said it's because the ink must have had, like some kind of toxin in it. And now you're having a reaction. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Can I see? How does it look?

[Jess Hooker]

It looks okay. I mean, it's coming along.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

That was pretty solid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. This is a cover up, so that's going to take a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

How long does it hurt? Yeah, when they take them off.

[Jess Hooker]

Hurts really bad.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Jess Hooker]

I would say the pain is. Is the pain is more intense to have it removed, but it's shorter. It's like a 10 or 15 minute process. But you go every six weeks for like three years.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it expensive?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah. For my entire arm. It's about $6,000.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Pat, I know you have.

[Ace Cosby]

I have two.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

I have my X on the left shoulder. That's a cover up. That's hideous. And I have the Celtic knot on my right, which I don't mind too.

[Tom Griswold]

Much, but the ex. I mean, wouldn't you like. Wouldn't you like when you like to piss your ex away? I mean, come on, wouldn't it be.

[Chick McGee]

Easier to just find another Kim, right? Or something?

[Ace Cosby]

I did.

[Christy Lee]

He covered it up, remember?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, it's lucky it's urine as opposed to fecal material. That'd be weird to look on a turd. And it's got a. It's got like a tribal tattoo on it.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't think barbed wire around it was going to end here. Really?

[Christy Lee]

I really didn't think he would go there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you're living in a fool's paradise.

[Tom Griswold]

There's barbed wire around that one, Gladys. Maybe it should come out as tears, Pat, since you miss your girl Kim.

[Josh Arnold]

That's doing just fine.

[Chick McGee]

That's what you were just telling us, how much you missed her.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Crying chick is kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Tom, would you ever, ever, ever consider getting a tattoo?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I haven't yet, but I might. There might be some reason. Reason I could.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, your kids or something. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll see. Down the road. Could happen.

[Chick McGee]

What about the. When the law passes, we have to all have a number tattooed onto our scalp. Are you going to go ahead and do that?

[Tom Griswold]

Nothing would surprise me. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you guys used the thing at Whole Foods where you can scan your palm to pay for your food?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I'm not aware of it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it was. I should. I saw it. I didn't know if you'd seen this. Yeah, it was like, use your palm and pay. And I was like, oh no.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

How does that work?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Ace Cosby]

I guess you have a card and files.

[Jess Hooker]

I. I think that you have to like do this scanning in your Amazon app. Scan your hand and then it'll be attached to your.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right, because they're in cahoots.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So in other words, someone's gonna just slice off somebody's hands.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Go get a good deal on ground beef.

[Josh Arnold]

I get a little creeped out doing the fingerprint at Disney World. At least they were doing that for a while.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

You know there's a bank with all those in it somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I haven't tried it yet, but as Chick said, we're.

[Josh Arnold]

Everything's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't worry about stopping everything now.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't live worrying about all that too much.

[Chick McGee]

They know all about us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they do. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Doctors removed a chopstick from a man's penis.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

The 42 year old patient, referred to only as Mr. Nvd sought treatment at a Saigon hospital where he told doctors that he and his friends were, quote, blind drunk when his friend inserted the chopstick into his penis. Quote, for fun.

[Chick McGee]

How many times have I done that for fun?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. Who's sitting around with their buddies? I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

These hammered.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. You guys are guys. Does that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Lucky it was in Vietnam.

[Christy Lee]

Jess and I never had that happen. No.

[Chick McGee]

Was it in Vietnam?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they say Saigon was in Vietnam. Chopstick in his penis. I mean, it would have been a fork in the usa.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Bill, want to see me stick a fork in my penis?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Tines go in the back.

[Christy Lee]

Doctors report the chopstick had been shoved so deep.

[Josh Arnold]

How deep was it?

[Christy Lee]

The tip was about 1.18 inches from the urethral opening. Oh, that's the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

So that means part of the guy's finger went in too. To push it that far, that changes the whole thing.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean it changes the whole thing?

[Tom Griswold]

You don't touch your buddy's male member.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Especially from the inside.

[Jess Hooker]

Unless you don't penetrate it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This is terrible.

[Chick McGee]

What about, what about touching hands?

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you go do something else?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that called something touching, did you say?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Heads.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Tran Fong said that he was able to remove the 4 inch chopstick without surgery.

[Chick McGee]

That's like an Eskimo kiss or something.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a question. When, if, if you're having an elegant meal, say in Saigon, and I understand the food is amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Anthony Bourdain said it was the greatest ever. Well, look, where did they. Do they just have insane. Thank you. Do they just have the one set of chopsticks or do they have like little ones on the outside and then they get slightly bigger? So.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Do you have your salad chopsticks?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

And your dessert chopsticks?

[Chick McGee]

And you use them from the outside in.

[Josh Arnold]

In Korea, it was the same pair for every everything.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have the little teeny, teeny chopsticks for if you have a shrimp cocktail? Ms. Hooker, do you have any of those little tiny forks?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I don't have any of those.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe you don't have any.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't either.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how do you get your pickles out of your jar without a teeny tiny fork?

[Christy Lee]

How do you eat shrimp cocktail?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I say, waiter.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys have pickle forks?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

You don't eat shrimp cocktail with your hands.

[Jess Hooker]

That's how I eat it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? You eat it with your hands?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm a filthy dirt bag.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, God.

[Tom Griswold]

You didn't. I didn't give you the whole article.

[Chick McGee]

You're a dirty boy, aren't you?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy who had the chops stick in his male member.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He did it again 30 minutes later.

[Ace Cosby]

Wow, that's Chinese. That Chinese food cuisine, whatnot.

[Tom Griswold]

That is a. That is just an absolute.

[Chick McGee]

You're a dirty boy, Josh. You want to touch. Want to touch it later?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Press our heads.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, now we have. You have a song about this.

[Ace Cosby]

About this. No touching hair peen of mine.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you rather kiss a man on the lips? All right, not open mouth. Not open mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But for, like, 20 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And we are talking. Your bottom lip is, like, between his lips. So it is. You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a kiss or touch heads for five.

[Chick McGee]

I think I'd go with the kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather do anything but play this game. Okay, let's move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

It's amazing how uncomfortable he gets with just scenario comfortable.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Now let's bring it in. Coming up in the news, we have. What? Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a tik tok challenge that doesn't end well. We have. We never got to our hundreds of. Hundreds of shoes that washed up on a beach.

[Josh Arnold]

That's weird.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What brand? What brand?

[Christy Lee]

Ancient Victorian.

[Ace Cosby]

Victorian. Yeah. Oh, 100.

[Tom Griswold]

More than 100 years old.

[Chick McGee]

What? Titanic Is the Titanic stuff?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's kind of something like that, actually. We'll get to that. That coming up.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's hurry up. Chicken. I need to go touch pee holes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that okay?

[Tom Griswold]

Every effort.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that kind of thing only happens in America.

[Josh Arnold]

Touching hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is it a. Is it only considered a sword fight if they're tumescent? We'll come back.

[Chick McGee]

I've never been involved in a sword fight, and I bet you have. No, we're his brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we used to have a pee pee sword fight.

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Where you'd pee at each other across the streams.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Pee at each other.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what the sword fight was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Sword fight was. You're both standing.

[Josh Arnold]

I've ever heard of homoerotic Incestuous adventures, chasing naked.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, what are they doing up there?

[Tom Griswold]

Before we get to this letter, real quick, I want to get this. Squeeze this in. You were talking about how cool it would be to buy a fully furnished house. We were talking about this last week, Christy. In the 1988 Richard Pryor movie called Moving, Richard Pryor is walking through this house with the cellar. And Richard Pryor's wife keeps saying stuff like, oh, that's a, that's a beautiful door. And the guy says, yeah, sorry to disappoint you, we're taking it with us. Hahaha. One point. He says, that's a beautiful pool. Sorry to disappoint you, we're taking it with us. When they finally arrived to move into the house, they've in fact taken all of those things, including the pool and the door. I've never seen the movie. It sounds like a funny, funny premise.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they at least told it up front.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

Is that the one where all the names on the jerseys are suggestive of.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee, Java House.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

No, and I wrote it.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna have a song.

[Ace Cosby]

I've had fun. I. I have a couple works in progress. Oh, a little shy, but Jess likes that one. Just always tells me.

[Chick McGee]

I love handy in a performance. Being shy.

[Jess Hooker]

It's real hot.

[Tom Griswold]

Forward motion.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Thursday's Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick Biggie. Hello, Tom. Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Quickly.

[Tom Griswold]

So, Pat, I don't understand. Are you gonna play one of these songs?

[Chick McGee]

He's shy about it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. We were at the end of a break, so I. I wasn't able to last time. Then we moved on.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

You like moving forward. As you just said.

[Christy Lee]

You have to speak.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, I'm so shy. You know me.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I could tell.

[Christy Lee]

Here's a song about ice fishing. Play it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, about ice fishing. Has anybody in this room ever gone?

[Christy Lee]

I have not, no.

[Jess Hooker]

But I'd love to.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to try it.

[Chick McGee]

I would like. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, too cool.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if I'd like to go with someone else. Maybe myself.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a little hut or would you just sit out there on the.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta have a shanty. Yeah. You can Sit around the shanty. Oh, maybe that's what this is. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The story was that a guy was actually arrested because he apparently threatened to assault someone that had started ice fishing too close to his hole.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of get this.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, no, I do too.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm kind of wondering.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't. I. We need to talk to an ice fisherman. What is that?

[Christy Lee]

What are the parameters? Yeah, the perimeter that you need to hold.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, I drive by a lake all the time when I'm out in Colorado where there are all those little. Little shanties out there, but. And there seem. They seem to be kind of spread out. I assume you don't, you know, just pull right up next door.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's six feet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

These are six feet between the huts.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's a lot farther away than that. But Pat, you're aware of this. You have.

[Ace Cosby]

This is my take on ice fishing, just in general. It's 6am and she'll be waking up soon. It's been a year since I retired. It's five below up here in Wisconsin but warm. Right by the fire. We've been married a long time Feels like forever I'm comfortable in my old chair But I'll be grabbing my rod and reel When I hear her coming down the stairs I'm to going I fishing oh, I can't take your bitching I'll stay outside and freeze till I turn blue I'd rather stick my pole in a cold ice hole Than to spend another minute with you wow, this.

[Tom Griswold]

Is unusual take on Wally aren't biting.

[Ace Cosby]

Got me a flask it's the piece I prefer I didn't take my phone so she leave me alone here in Fond du Lack I'm not too fond of her I'll stay outside till 5 o' clock it's about as much cold as I can take as I walk in she's walking out to my spot on the lake she says I'm going ice fishing and leave this cozy kitchen My days inside with you are through Rather freeze my ass can't catching large mouth bass Than to spend another minute with you I'd rather stick my pole in a cold Than to spend another minute with you yeah, work in progress.

[Chick McGee]

Is what it is.

[Josh Arnold]

I think real close.

[Ace Cosby]

I stumbled a little.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't be so shy.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much as hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, why don't we do a little bit of history? You ready to learn a little something about what's going on on the past? This Is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because we can't learn about the future. Yeah. Until we learn.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a cool show. Today. Today in the future. On this date in 20.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't laugh in. Used to do that news 20 years from now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, good. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't remember.

[Christy Lee]

We should go back and see if they got anything right.

[Chick McGee]

Conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. 1809. Edgar Allen Poe. Of course. Christie is the inventor of the Po Boy sandwich.

[Josh Arnold]

Oddly, he was found just dead sitting on a park bench. They kind of don't know what happened.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I thought heart attack.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was drugs.

[Chick McGee]

Cocaine, Aneurysm.

[Christy Lee]

Could have been anything. Heartbreak.

[Chick McGee]

Raven picked him.

[Ace Cosby]

Psoriasis.

[Josh Arnold]

Telltale heart attack.

[Tom Griswold]

They did a show recently about him called that's so Raven. Okay, okay. Let me see if I don't. I think I have like $3 with me. But whoever gets this, I will give them the $3.

[Josh Arnold]

But wait a second. What did Edgar Allan Poe do?

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean? What do you do?

[Josh Arnold]

You just said 1809. Edgar Allan Poe.

[Tom Griswold]

Birthday. Birthday.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, well, say that. Look at me like I'm an idiot.

[Ace Cosby]

Why are we celebrating that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have to look at you to make me look like an idiot.

[Chick McGee]

You did say 1807. Edgar Allen Poe. That's all you said.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I said 1809. Edgar Allan Poe. Happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. But you did not say.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you for the. To win the $3 in my pocket.

[Josh Arnold]

$3.

[Tom Griswold]

I need it. 1848. What did Matthew Webb do?

[Chick McGee]

Invented the Internet.

[Tom Griswold]

Good answer, but not correct. 1848, Matthew.

[Chick McGee]

He was bitten by a radioactive spike.

[Tom Griswold]

Maddie. Maddie. Stuck. He was the first person to swim the English Channel.

[Josh Arnold]

Successfully.

[Ace Cosby]

I thought it was Brit box.

[Tom Griswold]

You know something? That is probably part of the way to get the record. Okay, very good. Happy birthday to the great Phil Everly. Of the Everly Brothers.

[Chick McGee]

Which one? Left. On the left or on the right? Right. Which one?

[Christy Lee]

Phil and Don. Was that the other one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Still saying hi.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Let them in. Phil and Don.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. The late Janice Joplin. Born in the state in 1943. And I just read somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Never got her.

[Tom Griswold]

She had a Mercedes Benz. Remember the.

[Christy Lee]

She sang about one.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Excuse me. And. But she. Sorry. She famously had a. A Porsche.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, which is it?

[Tom Griswold]

That was all painted up and I think it was at the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. Or maybe that was. In any event, her. Her family was able to sell that for a great deal of money a few Years ago. So I don't know why I happen to know that, but happy birthday because it's of interest to those you know.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, for those of you wondering. Yes. This is exactly what it's like talking to Tom off the air. He's everywhere at once. I don't know what he's saying.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know anything about Janis Joplin, but she always. When he says dirty leg, that's who I think of.

[Chick McGee]

Or her nickname in high school, according to Jimmy Johnson.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Football coach. They went to high school together was beet weed.

[Christy Lee]

See, I don't know why, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And she was a valedictorian, evidently.

[Josh Arnold]

I like her very much.

[Christy Lee]

I like her. Yeah, I liked her too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she really. Well, I saw a documentary too, and apparently she's just so happy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she was a good girl. But not too good. Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me Mercedes?

[Chick McGee]

She'd be on the other side of that stall for you. I know she would.

[Tom Griswold]

I would argue if I could, but.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she was a glory hole girl. No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Does anyone have a song like that? I'm a glory hole girl doesn't understand what it means. She thinks it's some kind of patriotic for July 4th. I'm going to be a glory hole girl.

[Chick McGee]

Glory hole girl, is it?

[Christy Lee]

I thought they were guys.

[Chick McGee]

Did you tip?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I didn't think it was girls. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like shove money through the hole.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I kind of like that idea. You just shove a fiber.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're. I understand. Glory holes were primarily a guy to guy thing.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but the guy. You could revolutionize the business receiving what is under the impression it's a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a lot of straight glory hole porn out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What does that mean?

[Josh Arnold]

That it's girl on guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's glory hole.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't Mrs. Ball Breaker shove a hat pin through? Somebody's in Porkies. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's a classic urban legend, I think.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Frank Caliendo.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Born on this date in 1974.

[Christy Lee]

Happy birthday, Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, we'll have to wait.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't say his name another. He's already said it twice. You say it one more time, he appears on Zoom.

[Chick McGee]

Nine hours later.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is an important date for me. In 1993, the production on the movie Toy Story began. Such a great movie. And Toy Story 5 in the works as we speak.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, now you'll never under believe an iPad is introduced.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the premise of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Brilliant.

[Chick McGee]

Is.

[Josh Arnold]

Are the Toy Story movies one of those things that you. You do. You do like, and they are good, but he's ruined them.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly, Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was gonna go get my pills today, but they're apparently all gone from the store because Chick has them.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Have I overdosed on pills? I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I'm sorry. It's my medication. I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Is. Is today Drew Powell's birthday?

[Ace Cosby]

It is, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think he's turning 50 today.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody calls him Drew P.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Drew.

[Tom Griswold]

Drew P. No, just poop.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A Lance Armstrong admits to doping in all seven of his Tour de France wins. He made that admission in 2013.

[Chick McGee]

Want me to win or not?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, karma kind of had his way with him, didn't it? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the movie he makes the appearance in?

[Josh Arnold]

One Ball Wonders.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember he said he's at an airport?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

He runs into somebody and he says, yeah, well, don't you know he. That I had cancer and still won and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. What is that? I want to say Will Ferrell's in it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Will Ferrell's and everything.

[Tom Griswold]

So I don't know before the. That was revealed. Well, happy birthday to Drew Powell. Yeah, we made a little special birthday video for him.

[Chick McGee]

Did we get him a cake?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, he's in Los Angeles.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I know, but off.

[Christy Lee]

He played basketball with him over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody gets a cake except Pat.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

Tradition.

[Tom Griswold]

And maybe we can post our little video that we made for Drew. It's kind of. Of fun. I'll. I'll dig that up for everybody. Now, what's coming up in the news, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we're going to talk about Matt Damon in movies. Since we're on the movie.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he's cute, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Matt Damon? Yes. I got an opportunity to meet him in Boston one time. He was very, very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Christy Lee]

Really good guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Glad to hear it.

[Christy Lee]

Really impressed.

[Tom Griswold]

We talked to him one morning. He was great. Coming up. Yeah. Well, it's a really interesting remark that he made. I think, Josh, you'll find it very interesting. It's about something new in the way they're making movies, or at least asking you to make them.

[Josh Arnold]

Playing down to the audience.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You're getting very close right now. It's Hyundai time, and Christy Lee is our Hyundai gal.

[Christy Lee]

Love Hyundai.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to talk to you about that. The Hyundai Palisade hybrid. This is amazing, this thing, besides being very spacious of course, it's also got a range of over 600 miles, which in the world of EVs is huge. And this is of course modified because it's a hybrid. So it takes gasoline, it's got electricity, gets great gas mileage, but you don't.

[Christy Lee]

Have to plug it in, does it on its own.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So find out how this thing works and find out all about it by visiting Hyundai USA.com and it's H Y U N D A I Hyundai USA.com find out about the beautiful Hyundai Palisade hybrid. And once again, it's got room for everybody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Seat seven. It's got the captain's chairs in the second row. And then the third seat is power. It's really easy to put it up and down. If you watched any of the NFL over the weekend, you saw great commercials for the Palisade. They're beautiful vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

And editor's note, the. The captain's chairs in the back seat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a good reason for that. It's because to get to the third seat, you don't have the captain's chairs.

[Christy Lee]

Little tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's a little climbing and then dirty seats. Check out the the Hyundai Palisade once you get it. Hyundai USA.com you can even call them 562-31-4603. For details about the Hyundai USA.com and this great car of the palace, you.

[Chick McGee]

Say the captain's shares. These are your captain chairs now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

They're very good.

[Josh Arnold]

Captain ride.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like Grand Funk? I'm your captain.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I do. I do. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm your captain. I'm your captain. No, no. Do you like the Captain and Tenille?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too.

[Pat Godwin]

Love.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Love will keep us together.

[Chick McGee]

Love will keep us.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, the Muskrat sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how do you feel about guys get really old like Hugh Hefter and.

[Josh Arnold]

Start wearing a captain's hat for some people. I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You are perfect for a captain.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I should go to the captain's.

[Chick McGee]

I think you should. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I know someone who wears a captain's hat now.

[Jess Hooker]

Every day.

[Christy Lee]

Not every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he a boat guy?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Hilarious. Even better. Yep. No reason to wear it.

[Chick McGee]

No. Honey, where's my captain's hat?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Does he alternate that with a beret?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

You know anybody that can pull off a beret?

[Christy Lee]

Me.

[Jess Hooker]

I can.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, a gentle guy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you live in France, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I think I could do it. Like Sam Jackson. Wear it backwards.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's not a beret.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think that's a.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a kangal Kangle.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Good try though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Brutal today. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Somebody broke into my dick.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, oh boy. What bear crawled in her crawls?

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you get back to the coral?

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Coming up. We have a a good reason to be careful about what you learn how to do on Tick Tock when we return. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

The Mean voice going do it.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the and service you need fast from the professional parts people at Riley Auto Parts. There's Christy lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

My fault. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby, still rocking the beard. Good job, Ace.

[Josh Arnold]

Looks good.

[Jess Hooker]

It does looks good.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm, I'm, I'm no longer wing in.

[Ace Cosby]

Cuz it's looking good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing the stage play version of Sanford and Son in the role of Grady Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you put up with that? Ace.

[Chick McGee]

Five bills.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I'll show you.

[Christy Lee]

Five bills.

[Chick McGee]

Five bills?

[Tom Griswold]

You mean five hundy. I mean a Finn, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

You ever tell Finn her name is Five dollar Bill.

[Josh Arnold]

Or a poison Mickey Finn. Oh, yeah, somebody. A Mickey Finn.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Mickey, not a Mickey.

[Tom Griswold]

Mickey Finn was a banjo player.

[Josh Arnold]

It was called. It was Mickey comes from Mickey Finn.

[Chick McGee]

No, Mickey comes from Mickey.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

You slip him from Mickey.

[Josh Arnold]

It comes from Mickey Finn. I, I promise you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there some.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that some literary thing? That's some book you read, Mr. Mr. I wear glasses because I'm so smart.

[Josh Arnold]

I wear glasses so people think I'm so smart because I actually am.

[Tom Griswold]

Get different glasses because it's not working.

[Christy Lee]

I think you're smart.

[Tom Griswold]

No, let's see now. I look around the room. Ms. Hooker, I like your hair today.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that look.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do like a Jess Hooker doll because you come in with different hair every day.

[Jess Hooker]

I do. I just. I don't Style it, however it ends up is how it ends up up.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

This is kind of a Mo Howard esque bangs.

[Chick McGee]

You look like Mo Howard.

[Christy Lee]

You know how to throw out a compliment, buddy.

[Jess Hooker]

We're growing it out.

[Josh Arnold]

You do not look like Mo.

[Christy Lee]

God boy.

[Chick McGee]

If anybody can talk to the ladies, it's Tom, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just kidding. I like your Indiana University sweatshirt.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks. I borrowed it from my daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of IU fans.

[Chick McGee]

We've all got IU shirts on. Kind of sort of.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh. Is a hard and fast rule. If you didn't attend the university, you can't cheer for them.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't make any sense.

[Jess Hooker]

What if you got blackout drunk there.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot that counts.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think? Which university has the most fans of people that didn't go there?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's maybe. Yeah. I was going to say Notre Dame.

[Ace Cosby]

That is excellent.

[Tom Griswold]

That is such a good question.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe Michigan and Ohio. Just because that's. That rivalry is always so renowned. But.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think I read somewhere that Indiana University has850,000 alumni. Alumni out there. And Jane Paula did a really nice thing yesterday. It was featured on CBS this Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you get a chance to watch that, it's really good. She went there and. But everyone I know is there.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone I know is there.

[Jess Hooker]

Same. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Except for us.

[Jess Hooker]

It's gonna be exciting.

[Christy Lee]

Except for us. Why'd we get those? Short straw.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have gone.

[Christy Lee]

Nah, nah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did Andrew go? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did your husband go?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, never. We can't ask. I forgot about the. They're breaking up.

[Ace Cosby]

She told us off the air. They're breaking up.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't bring up.

[Chick McGee]

I already lost. I had the under.

[Christy Lee]

So we're not breaking up.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just kidding.

[Christy Lee]

It's a sore spot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. So we'll. We'll move forward here. I once again go Hoosiers. Forward motion.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Show's all about.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Matt Damon says smartphones are one of the reasons the dialogue in movies seems so redundant. He says Netflix wants films to restate the plot three or four times in the dialogue because viewers are on their phones while watching movies now.

[Chick McGee]

This is not good.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a name for this. We were talking about it. It's something like two screen.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Two screen viewing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My.

[Tom Griswold]

My niece works in video stuff in England and.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She was talking about it this summer. They. When they edit stuff. Yeah. Well, remember people are staring at their phones.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. He Added that the streaming giant also wants to push the action set pieces toward the front of the runtime to get people to stay into the film.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Be interested.

[Tom Griswold]

How about that? Here's my idea. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If you're watching a movie that's being streamed before it starts, you log in and they will text you when to look up. There's a good part coming.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. You may be predicting the future.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we had a story and I don't remember the essence of it. I'm sorry. I should have looked it up. We had a story last year about even younger people are watching everything on TV with the closed captioning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. We do at our house. My kids do.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the explanation for why that was happening?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But I know I don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I am against that. I don't. I'm happy to read captions when it's when I'm watching like a foreign film or whatever that the subtitles don't bother me at all.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

But I don't want the captioning on. And now almost every movie you watch, when there's an explosion, your eardrums almost burst out. And when. Then when they're talking, you cannot hear them. The balance of sound in a movie is completely gone. I don't get it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Young people are watching TV with subtitles, Tom. Basically because of this reason. Because they're multitasking poor audio quality in modern TVs.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. It's terrible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And habits formed by using social media like TikTok. So they're kind of used to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it. It. I've noticed that it tends to work less on comedies because the punch lines might come before.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, before. It's the main reason I don't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Or too late.

[Jess Hooker]

See, I grew up in a house where that the TV was always muted and closed caption was always on.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So that's how I watch tv. My dad was deaf in one ear and then. But we just. It was always loud. It was a. Too loud. Like. Yeah. It never wanted it to be Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just going through some old stuff. This says the. The pornographic website pornhub has announced that they are adding closed caption. Excuse me, Closed captioning. To their porno videos to make their convict.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not.

[Christy Lee]

Has to be.

[Chick McGee]

That's an old article.

[Tom Griswold]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

They've been doing that forever.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'M not aware of that. I don't have the channel.

[Chick McGee]

But pornhub, everything has captions.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, everything.

[Tom Griswold]

So does it say. I mean, does it say, like, heavy grunting?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

The stirring of macaroni and cheese.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do all that even on regular movies, if you're watching it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Moaning yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Sometimes it'll say the name of the song that they're playing.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they'll have the lyrics in those little notes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Booty, booty, booty. Oh, booty.

[Tom Griswold]

I have another question, and I don't know the answer to this.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Tom Griswold]

On the pornhub shows, they have nailed it.

[Chick McGee]

Pornhub shows, there's an alien trying to be a human.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they have. Do they have the button you press the SAP to get it in Spanish?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be much hotter. Wouldn't you agree, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

If you spoke Spanish or if you didn't, you didn't. Oh, see, we learned a little bit about Toppers. Now he wants to hear them speak in a foreign language.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That way they can't say no.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, we got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Then it became a problem.

[Chick McGee]

Just that quick.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if they have that.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure they do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there's probably some federal guideline that they have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Before pornhub works on anything, they should work on getting rid of some of the date rape videos they've allowed to.

[Tom Griswold]

Stay on for years. Yeah, didn't mean to get into that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's a terrible company.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we'll push forward. Here we have Christy Lee over there at the SILAC insurance news desk. I got a story that we never got to Christy. I think we teased it.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

It's about something you. You experienced many years ago that you're now over, which is the lazy eye. Oh, yeah, Got some.

[Christy Lee]

Actually, I'm not over.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't get tired and go lazy sometimes.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. I had surgery.

[Tom Griswold]

Which one goes my left every now and then?

[Christy Lee]

Left eye.

[Josh Arnold]

I have never seen it.

[Christy Lee]

It will drift in.

[Jess Hooker]

Does it. Does alcohol affect it? I have a friend who. Alcohol, like, it's almost like a weird Bell's palsy type.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Jess Hooker]

Like a real funny eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Drinks?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't have that problem with alcohol. I have it when I'm really tired or when I'm putting makeup on and I use one eye more than the other. It'll.

[Josh Arnold]

Because you don't need me. Gets lazy.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

And now Christy does Marty Feldman I'm just making friends everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Marty Feldman also had the bug eye, too, too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That was goiter or something.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the Aurelion Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Now welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick. Mickey.

[Chick McGee]

Hey there. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Friends.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

What are you having, bud?

[Josh Arnold]

Chocolate frogs. They're good.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm Toad.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Toad. I'm Toad. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

There I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Charnel.

[Josh Arnold]

I love the silliness.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you eating chocolate frogs?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a chocolate turtle.

[Christy Lee]

He's not eating a chocolate frog.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because the frogs make you jumpy.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

You were talking about little caramel stuck.

[Christy Lee]

On your teeth a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about this Matt Damon. An interview was saying that these streaming companies, when they, they want you to sort of change the way you write a movie. And I heard someone else saying essentially they want you to restate plot points several places in the movie because people aren't paying attention because they're on their phones. And if you're watching at home, which I totally get. And we also had an article about how a lot of people leaving closed captioning on all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting if you try to have it on during a sporting event. And. But sometimes. Have you noticed that sometimes those pre game shows. I know you don't like them, Chick, but often they'll do the ones where they're out at the stadium and it's so loud you can't hear what they're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you think that the engineers would control that. And they've got ways of bringing up the mics and putting the background.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I don't watch closed caption during sports broadcasts.

[Josh Arnold]

I think they'd get in the way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. I must want. My question is, is that AI or is that somebody sitting there typing away as fast as they can?

[Christy Lee]

Nobody's typing away as fast as they can.

[Jess Hooker]

That was my first job here, is that Tom had me closed caption the Comedy Central special. And so I had to. I set out at the big desk out there and listened. And man, there was a time Where I could do every single. All the material from that memory. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There was a time when that was done that way.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But it's not anymore.

[Chick McGee]

When you post something now, you can choose to have a closed caption and you don't do anything other than push a button.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

And it does it automatically.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really think there's a big bank of people sitting there.

[Chick McGee]

Along with your thoughts? That somebody comes on with a TV show and you want to go tonight at 8 on ABC? You want to do that so bad, but it doesn't exist anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the booth announcer.

[Jess Hooker]

I love that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I did, too.

[Chick McGee]

When can we see your show? 10 o' clock on NBC.

[Josh Arnold]

The movie trailer narrator is gone, too. Yeah. We haven't had that in years.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

I was gonna miss that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So what is it now?

[Josh Arnold]

It's just dialogue.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lots of explosions.

[Chick McGee]

If you watch a trailer, though, they're going to give you almost everything you need to watch the movie, like, in order to.

[Josh Arnold]

It's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Yeah, they did some research that the more they tell people, the more likely they are to go see.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that weird?

[Christy Lee]

You would think it'd be the opposite, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Opposite.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Don't give me all the info right up front.

[Tom Griswold]

Were you at all upset about the end of the Buffalo Denver game?

[Chick McGee]

No. That was an interception.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, there were like four major penalties in the course of the last two minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, and I was more upset with the first pass interference call that they called on Buffalo that I didn't think was passing.

[Christy Lee]

Did you think that was a makeup call from the.

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Christy Lee]

The one before? Because a lot of people were saying that one before was a passing and.

[Tom Griswold]

The Bills coughed up the ball, I don't know, five times or something, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Those were all tough.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they were right before halftime when Josh Allen just looked to me like he threw the ball behind him. Yeah, that was. That was what Denver scored 10 points in like 20 seconds right before halftime.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. That was bad, coach A McDermott, he.

[Chick McGee]

Might be gone, but he said he.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a press conference that they. They're not allowed to really trash the officiating.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The way he did it was perfect, though.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think he's right when he said when the game is in the line like that, they should review every call.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They should get the camera guys and look at it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, didn't they get them right, though? For the most part. Those last two. Those last two, which were the biggest. Those were technically right. Even if I Didn't agree exactly. To me, you catch the ball and you're down on your back for even half a second. You've.

[Christy Lee]

It's dead. The ball's dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the ball's dead.

[Josh Arnold]

But he could have also been. But. But that was a tough one because they're always.

[Chick McGee]

You already have to complete the catch.

[Pat Godwin]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So just being on the back with that. That's not a catch you have to complete through the catch.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but in any event, his point was they. They should be able to. They should review all of them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't they review all of them?

[Chick McGee]

They. He gave him every opportunity. He called a timeout to kind of say, look at this. Because he couldn't. Because. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Now it's the pass interference, though. That really made me mad at the end there. You tackle the guy before he can catch the ball.

[Tom Griswold]

You grab his arm.

[Chick McGee]

That's just playing good defense.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I also didn't like the last touchdown that Denver had. I. To me, this is. No one agrees with me. I'm just letting you know, a touchdown should be both feet in the end zone proper.

[Christy Lee]

I agree with you.

[Josh Arnold]

A complete catch. There's none of this. One foot touched before the other one.

[Christy Lee]

Went out of bounds, dragging it through.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like. If you touch the pylon. It's not a touch. I'm very strict.

[Jess Hooker]

Bigger question. Why were you watching football?

[Josh Arnold]

I turned on the last five minutes or so. Or maybe weren't you at. No, that was Sunday, so I was flipping back and forth between.

[Jess Hooker]

Yesterday was Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, please, say something funny.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

The wedding.

[Tom Griswold]

Back and forth on Saturday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I love flipping back and forth between.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Ballet.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. We're on the ballet fantasy.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you. The peak season was a Nutcracker, though, so now it's kind of.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Now. Now we're. It's just filler.

[Chick McGee]

That's our fantasy team. The Nutcracker, right? Yeah, that's us.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You know us.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm sorry, bro.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my best friends is a Bills fan. I wanted to keep.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. That's nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I was.

[Chick McGee]

Can't imagine being a Bills.

[Tom Griswold]

I was going back and forth with the Bills fan, and I'm not sure. I think there were tears toward the end. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And weren't you laughing at him?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I. He. I was.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I was pissed because I'm don't. I don't agree. I thought that. Call that interference. I mean, the bs. He's got the ball, he hits the ground, it's done. But that's not the way the world.

[Josh Arnold]

All the experts said it was the right call, so that's where I go. Because I don't watch enough football to know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, and it wasn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but in spirit. It's wrong.

[Chick McGee]

In spirit.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of agree with that.

[Christy Lee]

If you were a game of in.

[Tom Griswold]

Spirit, if you were in the backyard playing football.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. No, that would have been a complete.

[Christy Lee]

And they would give me putts during the Masters. They don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would agree with that also. It's all. It's based on Dick.

[Chick McGee]

If you'd been in the backyard, you would have gotten it. You would have gotten the interception. The guy would have been running for days.

[Tom Griswold]

But Ms. Hooker is correct when she asks, what were you doing watching football, Josh. Very good. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good flag to watch football.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come to the dark.

[Jess Hooker]

It's uncommon, that's all.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's very uncommon for me to watch football.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's why I was asking.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was a totally fair question.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, now we go back to the SILAC Insurance news desk. She's wearing the IU sweatshirt. Indiana University.

[Christy Lee]

I actually did attend. I lived in a dorm and the whole bit for a while. Short time.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody's defensive because of my fake stance. You can't root for them.

[Christy Lee]

And I worked for the university for a while and I took classes.

[Chick McGee]

Your fake stance, your fake anger.

[Tom Griswold]

I pay tuition there, so I can root for it.

[Christy Lee]

New research from MIT suggests vision loss from lazy eye may be reversible, even in adults.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Christy Lee]

Lazy eye or ambly. Amblyopia happens when the brain favors one eye during childhood, weakening the other, which was my problem.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds.

[Christy Lee]

Favor the right. My left eyes.

[Chick McGee]

Eyes ambling around. Yeah, amblyopia.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm an ambling.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of.

[Christy Lee]

In experiments with mice, researchers temporarily anesthetized the weaker eye for just a few days.

[Chick McGee]

I love little mice wearing glasses.

[Christy Lee]

That brief shutdown allowed the brain to rebalance, restoring visual response in adulthood. Scientists say the next step is testing. Testing the approach in other species.

[Josh Arnold]

And eventually you're listening to mama's family news.

[Chick McGee]

I know what they doing.

[Christy Lee]

This isn't really a new concept because.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

What are they doing?

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'll tell you what they did when I was five, okay. They made me wear a patch over my strong eye to strengthen my weak eye. This is not something new, okay? They've been doing it for A while.

[Chick McGee]

That was probably easy to go along with when you were a kid.

[Christy Lee]

Don't even get me started.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, it's Pirate Lady.

[Christy Lee]

I wouldn't do it at school. I did not do it at school. I would do it because the kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Are going to be so nice.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Have kids always been awful?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Each other.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it has gotten better recently.

[Tom Griswold]

But I think it's gotten worse because of the Internet.

[Christy Lee]

Social media. Yeah. It can bully now. Cyber bully.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we have time for one more story. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

An undergrad. Speaking of students. An undergrad student from the University of Alaska in Fairbanks is facing criminal mischief charges after eating an AI artwork in protest.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this.

[Chick McGee]

Did he make the noise when he was convicted of criminal mischief?

[Christy Lee]

According to campus police, Graham Granger had been found ripping artwork off the walls of a gallery, putting the pieces in his mouth, chewing them and spitting them out.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a good protest.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Granger claimed he destroyed the artwork because it was AI generated.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it sucks.

[Christy Lee]

Police estimated 57 of the 160 IM were destroyed. The Sun Star reports the artwork had been made by Masters of Fine Arts student Nick Dwyer using artificial intelligence. And I'm kind of with you, Josh. It's not art if it's. If you type it in and let the computer.

[Tom Griswold]

I kind of agree to.

[Chick McGee]

That's not fair. I worked on that for weeks now. What do you think you are now in prison?

[Tom Griswold]

He's going to get a real girlfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

In prison.

[Tom Griswold]

Think he'll go to the big house for this?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

It's just as far as the eye can see. Just men attacking man, isn't it? In prison. That's what you. That's what you see.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, I kind of agree with you, too.

[Josh Arnold]

This.

[Tom Griswold]

These guys are putting out. They're putting all these real artists out of work.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's a scary situation.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they want to be. They want to be starving artists.

[Pat Godwin]

Enough.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Those starring artists work. By the way, is there a big warehouse where they paint those pictures?

[Chick McGee]

Part of it. Right.

[Christy Lee]

You know, like, I haven't seen a starving artist.

[Tom Griswold]

One of those. Well, there used to be a. A couple of gas stations around here.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that would have the thing set up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I haven't seen one. Is that still a thing?

[Christy Lee]

They used to do them at the hotel right there by the mall. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

They'd have the painting. They had the velvet paintings, they had the blankets.

[Tom Griswold]

And were those actually made. Were those made by a machine?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how that works.

[Tom Griswold]

Or is There, as you say, some. Well, after art class, I gotta go down and paint another 40 clowns.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. I mean, they gotta make money.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think a lot of artists do that kind of stuff too. So that way they can work on what they want to work on.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. That is no good. I don't blame the kids for chewing on the art and spitting it out and what a name. Graham Granger. Graham Granger, private eye, coming up. What have you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

We still have Tick Tock in the news. It ends up in a felony. We still have those dang Victorian shoes and a medieval super ship was found.

[Tom Griswold]

Medieval super ship.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I said. Okay, super ship.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what he wants to do?

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not gonna say that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll take the suit.

[Tom Griswold]

Petrified.

[Chick McGee]

I think they. This portion crapped in medieval days.

[Tom Griswold]

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I have the decaf cold brew. We're gonna pour that right in my coffee right there.

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Chick Miggy.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

No, it's empty now.

[Chick McGee]

What was. What did you do the bone broth or something?

[Jess Hooker]

That was an energy drink.

[Chick McGee]

An energy drink.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe I ordered the large cappuccino. What is this, Cup o Chino? A little. So I married an axe murderer.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Chick, do you ever go cuppa? Would you like a cuppa?

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Christy Lee]

That's a real British.

[Chick McGee]

That's a tea thing, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

I wonder where that came from.

[Chick McGee]

I'll put the kettle on for a cuppa Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Came from short for cup of tea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't even just say cup of tea.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those British are lazy.

[Chick McGee]

Moving forward.

[Josh Arnold]

Pram. Pram means perambulator.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just. They can't help themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Perambulator sounds like a surgical procedure.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, baby is in the perambulator.

[Christy Lee]

Like an incubator.

[Chick McGee]

They call diapers nappies.

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about the closed captioning thing, and I. So I was trying to find something about it, and I ended up landing on this article about closed captioning for porno movies.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you love this topic, man.

[Jess Hooker]

You do.

[Josh Arnold]

You really, really exhausted every.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we haven't exhausted this. This one.

[Josh Arnold]

Not this month.

[Tom Griswold]

Pornhub is making its content accessible for the blind. It has a feature called Described Video.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I thought Braille.

[Tom Griswold]

According to this, it has female narrators detailing the action occurring in a scene.

[Chick McGee]

We've.

[Christy Lee]

We've done that. Yeah, that was fun. Remember we did the.

[Chick McGee]

A fashionable young woman sits in the back of a cab.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She's sort of snotty about like. Like a cheap suit or something. She sort of judges the clothing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, I remember this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the. The excerpt they have here. Obviously, I'm reading this article in print. This is.

[Christy Lee]

What else would it be in person?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you're reading it in print as opposed to. Yes, reading it off the screen during.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It says. The narrator says. And they're. They're quoting the text. We cut to a POV of a guy looking at a hot teen lying on the bed on her belly.

[Ace Cosby]

Man.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Josh Arnold]

What happens Next.

[Ace Cosby]

Don't leave me hanging.

[Chick McGee]

Well, this one says, tom, don't leave him hanging.

[Tom Griswold]

It says when he tells her he can't work his. He can't work his tanning bed, she bends over and her butt points right at him.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, tanning salon porn. Okay, I didn't know this was a thing.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, my sweet spot.

[Jess Hooker]

There has to be hookups in the tank. I mean, you're naked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Lotion.

[Christy Lee]

There's lotion.

[Josh Arnold]

You think so?

[Tom Griswold]

Warm.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's hot. Tom, would you ever have sex in a tanning bed?

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead, get your head on the top.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he's probably all freaked out anyway. It's gonna break and he'll burn.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not tanning in a tanning bed.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not going near a tanning bed. I just went to the dermatologist last week. Trust me, I've learned my lesson. Now we have Kristi Lee at the Silac insurance news desk. What's happening?

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Florida say a teen who was arrested in a Walmart was taking part in a TikTok challenge. Officers were dispatched to the store after a 911 caller reported a person was broadcasting from inside the Walmart for a 24 hour challenge. They found the 18 year old Isaac Hurley hiding behind dog beds and actively recording on his phone. The teen said he believed he could earn money from TikTok views and decided to conduct a 24 hour challenge inside Walmart.

[Josh Arnold]

The 20. The challenge is you. You broadcast on your phone from live.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Live stream from the Walmart.

[Tom Griswold]

Are Walmart's open 24 hours?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

They are.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. A lot of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought majority.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I did not know that.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, there's some that are still open 24 hours.

[Christy Lee]

He was charged with burglary as well as petty theft for allegedly taking a 16 iPhone charger from the store. He didn't think ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a TikTok challenge.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Stay off your phone for 20 minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Jess Hooker]

This is common for fantasy league losers to have to go somewhere and camp out for 24 hours. Like a Waffle House is the one I saw recently. Like he had to sit there and had a Waffle House for 24 hours.

[Christy Lee]

Eat all of his meals.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Eat everything they had.

[Jess Hooker]

Because he was the loser.

[Josh Arnold]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And was. I remember reading this. Wasn't there something like for each pancake he ate or each waffle he ate, he could shave off 10 minutes or something?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. But still that's Funny.

[Christy Lee]

They had to eat the whole 24 hours.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he just had to eat his meals there. But like Tom said, if he ate more, he would shave time off. Yeah, I forgot about that part. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I think. So, one of these bets. There was a famous one where the guy had this. A man had to have a certain size. Female fake boobs.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Free. And he had to wear them for. I mean, they were.

[Christy Lee]

They were surgically implanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For a year.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of a famous.

[Christy Lee]

That's so weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeesh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

He went through with it.

[Christy Lee]

That's.

[Jess Hooker]

That's his friend group.

[Josh Arnold]

He's no welchers.

[Ace Cosby]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Get new friends.

[Jess Hooker]

Good friends.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. You think the friends would. We're not making.

[Christy Lee]

Or.

[Tom Griswold]

Or no more. Before you make that bet. Yeah, because it was a sports bet, right, that he lost?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was. I believe you're correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Spring and Mulberry has issued a voluntary recall for its mint leaf date sweetened chocolate bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Is anybody aware of this chocolate company?

[Jess Hooker]

What's. No, what's the brand?

[Tom Griswold]

Spring and Mulberry. I looked them up.

[Christy Lee]

Due to concerns about potential salmonella contamination. The company known for its rich dark chocolate, sweetened only with dates, not refined sugar. Sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the big thing about them. They don't use sugar.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like a shark tank thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And if you are a Spring and Mulberry fan, look for batches with the lot number 025255. Ah, 025.

[Josh Arnold]

So if you're allergic to salmonella, don't eat them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, don't eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody else is fine.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You lose weight? Oh, I mean, you can if you get dysentery. Is that what it causes?

[Josh Arnold]

Some sort of intestinal distress?

[Chick McGee]

Bloody.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yucky.

[Tom Griswold]

You've had a bad date, haven't you, Christian?

[Christy Lee]

A bad date?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know, back in the day when you were single.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Worst date you ever had.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but was there one quality or one thing he did that you were like? Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't you tell me that one guy had a really tiny penis?

[Christy Lee]

I don't get that far on a first date chick. No, no, no, no, no. I remember I left him at comedy club, though. I went to the bathroom and I just left.

[Jess Hooker]

Nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Good for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Get out.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a second. Do we know who the comedian was? Police.

[Jess Hooker]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we do?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. That had nothing to do with the comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it'd Be much fun.

[Christy Lee]

We had dinner and then back then, the comedy club was right next door, if you know where I'm talking about. And we went to the comedy show and I had had enough.

[Tom Griswold]

You just did. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Went to the bathroom and didn't go back.

[Chick McGee]

Back. Went to the bathroom and didn't go back.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What a lovely person.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Why didn't you go back and. And say, excuse me, this isn't working.

[Christy Lee]

Out because I'm a horrible person.

[Jess Hooker]

The king of the Irish. Goodbye.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

There's nothing better.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm good at that, too.

[Chick McGee]

Love it, Love it.

[Christy Lee]

It is so nice at a party.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Hooker, you ever have a terrible day?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Jess Hooker]

I. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

One time. Similar. But I just called the date short. I was like, hey, I gotta go. And. And I left. And. And he was gonna walk me out to my car and I said, no, I'm gonna stop by the bathroom first. It was just nice meeting you. I'll see you later. Whatever. All lies. And I. I come out. I go in the bathroom. I come out of the bathroom and he is right there at the door.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, I open the door and he's standing right there at the door. He go, everything come out okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

And I was like, yeah, we're not doing this again, man. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm all for. If a woman. If I were to sit down at dinner with a woman and she said, please, just one second. I'm going to text my friend and let her know I'm. What restaurant we're at and that I made it right. 100 for it.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I would not take offense.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

If she texted her friend and said, what?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I'm at Larry's restaurant. Yeah, Larry's. And everything's going good. Just to just check in with somebody else. Just, you know, you never know when you're going on a date.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. You send a ping to somebody.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That would not bother me at all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

You do feel as comfortable and as safe as you need to.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I'm about to do so.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you expect. Do you expect me to untie your hands so you can text someone?

[Chick McGee]

Because in a little while you're not going to be able to make words.

[Jess Hooker]

I think in the dating scene that that's just to be expected. That women are doing that or men too.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Jess Hooker]

And that everybody. You're gonna get my cased is what's gonna happen before the date. Everybody is my casing their dates before.

[Christy Lee]

They go, what does my case mean?

[Jess Hooker]

My case goes and Shows you their criminal record or anything?

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, you can. It's open to the public.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Do it.

[Jess Hooker]

It's Kessler's favorite website. Dude, he's on it all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

And yet he still hired all of us.

[Jess Hooker]

I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. I am. Am so stupid. I don't know about any of this.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't you.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

My case is a big thing. My sisters are in. My little sisters are dating and. And we were talking about it Friday night, and they both have these new.

[Christy Lee]

Guys they're talking to.

[Jess Hooker]

I. My cased him. He has like, one speeding ticket. It was awesome. I was like, yeah, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the real case. The owner was at a case of syphilis.

[Jess Hooker]

That's not on their. My case.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that should be.

[Jess Hooker]

You would have to break into their.

[Tom Griswold]

I am still pissed at a friend of mine from high school.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you.

[Tom Griswold]

You. We were.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't cut the date short.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we were both out of school. We were out. Out of college.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say this was out of college.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I fixed him up kind of. I had met this woman at a concert and got her number, made arrangements to meet her and her. And she said. Had a friend said, oh, I got a buddy. My friend. I'm still. I am still pissed about.

[Jess Hooker]

So a double date?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We go downtown to a. We're at this pretty nice restaurant and we're going to go to a concert, whatever. And this is pre. Cell phone. He gets up, goes to the bathroom after, like 10 minutes, and then nothing. Can't find. About an hour later, there was a payphone. I went over, like. And he answered the phone. Yeah. What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

He was at home. He went home.

[Tom Griswold]

He took the. There was a train. He took a train home. I was so pissed.

[Christy Lee]

Was she awful or ugly?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, that's the other thing. They were both great.

[Christy Lee]

So you got to go. You got. Well, three.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she. No, no, no. So she's so pissed and embarrassed that. I mean, it was. I never saw either.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how did she find out that she. He went home or. She just put. Put it together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she put it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. Wow. That was a dick move. Yeah, but. And I can see you might say, oh, no, no. She was very attractive, funny.

[Chick McGee]

Are you sure. Over the years that. But you weren't the guy that went home.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm bus.

[Josh Arnold]

Did he have any explanation at all? Like. No, dude, I'm so sorry. I was having major anxiety.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

He was just bored and didn't want to stay anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

He just.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, maybe he's gay. His weed was at home.

[Tom Griswold]

Then why would he have agreed to go to a.

[Ace Cosby]

Didn't have any money.

[Josh Arnold]

You think it was you?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he wanted to do.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he didn't need money. He had plenty.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he just couldn't hear you talk to these women? It was so cringe worthy.

[Chick McGee]

That might have been you.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it was what I said. Said, this is me and you later. Then I yodeled into mine, yielded into my napkin.

[Chick McGee]

You took the bread roll out, stuck your tongue in it.

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't talked to this guy and I'm still pissed about.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever had a bad date where you've had to. Like, that was the only real one, really. I had that.

[Tom Griswold]

Not. Not where I had to, you know, ditch them or. I mean, I've. As Josh would say, I've realized instantly that this is not the, you know, this is not the person.

[Josh Arnold]

But the date still went fine. It just. You went.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you ever been on a date where you both look at each other and go, we're not for each other. Let's. Let's. Let's fast forward.

[Josh Arnold]

It was never stated, but it was felt by both.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And it's kind of great.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

So you never. You just had the date and then never talked to each other again?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we were talking at one point during the day, we were talking and she goes, oh, yeah. I finally watched look who's talking. Like, that came up.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, oh, my gosh. It's a classic. What did you think? And she goes, well, I didn't care for the antiquated gender roles. I was like, we're not. This isn't.

[Ace Cosby]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I hate you.

[Tom Griswold]

A deep misunderstanding of comedy.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll hate everything I am if you didn't care for. Look who's talking.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Body humor.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a joke. You see, it's silliness. Okay, well, let's just move forward here.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have shipping news. Okay, no, I can see. Josh. I can see. I can see that. That if you and I were dating and I said we have some shipping dues, you'd go to the bathroom and never come back. We have an interesting thing about shoes. Oh, I. I think you'll find this quite intriguing. It's a mystery.

[Josh Arnold]

Not just for your feet anymore. That's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

What else would they be for?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it'd be put them on.

[Chick McGee]

Your hands, lock upside down.

[Tom Griswold]

Imagine going shark tank. Well, I've invented shoes for hands.

[Chick McGee]

I call them shans.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's with me? Robert, you got to be in on this.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all coming back here to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you [e-mail] this is the the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

County.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Be quiet. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts of studios. There's Christy Lee. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Oh, and look at this. Oh, Lord. This just in. The Buffalo Bills have fired head coach Sean McDermott.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, your ESP worked again, didn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Bills lost to the divisional round of the Broncos.

[Tom Griswold]

Sean, the one that turned the ball.

[Chick McGee]

Over five times is Sean, the One that threw the ball back behind him as he's being tackled.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this is setting a terrible.

[Chick McGee]

Example for the whole team.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom Stefanski is one of the best coaches out there, and the Browns, who blow all their problems are from the management up. But, I mean, this has been.

[Josh Arnold]

But this is a tale as old as time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Unfortunately, you fire the coach.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Even though he got this far.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

This is a. This is a success.

[Chick McGee]

He was 98 and 50 in the regular season, 8 in the playoffs.

[Jess Hooker]

Could you imagine if you had one bad show and Tom was like, okay, you're done, you're out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God, wouldn't that be great?

[Chick McGee]

I feel like that's happened a couple times.

[Tom Griswold]

Couple.

[Chick McGee]

I'd give anything, though, for the Bills to come out and go, yeah, well, we're just hoping to look for. We're looking for somebody like a Sean McDermott is who we're looking for.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

You know, we'll see who. There's another job. Empty. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a coach portal now?

[Tom Griswold]

I did read. I did read this article about the. Almost all these coaches now are using the same agent, which is for him. Someone was asking, why are these colleges willing to give these guys contracts that if they get fired, they still have to pay him millions and millions. Dozens of millions of dollars. And I guess it's this one agent that.

[Chick McGee]

That guy who came up with it. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think the way things have gone for IU with the situation there, that, man, they're gonna really start paying for good coach.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think one of the interesting things about this, I guess the IU has become so. It's in the news so much. The number of applications for the university have gone way.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always a good thing for schools, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

I remember we were talking about this before as a kid, when Chick and I were little, the only way you would hear about certain schools was through sports. That's the only reason I heard of Notre Dame. And I always think of, like, Gonzaga as.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, as a basketball.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd never heard of them until there was basketball. So you can see where there's. There is that trade off.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you're spending a lot of money, but you're also becoming part of the conversation.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In. In the world of. Of everything. It's not just all these young people aren't applying to IU necessarily to play football, but they hear about it, they see it. And Jane, Polly did a cool piece. I mentioned it Once before. But she shows clips from, of course, Hoosiers.

[Jess Hooker]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And the great movie Breaking Away. God, I just love that movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Good movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Got the refund. Yeah, they're pushing the Corvette back in. And a couple of others. I'm sorry. Christy Lee is wearing an Indiana University sweatshirt.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. Go Hoosiers. Archaeologists have uncovered a 600 year old Viking cargo ship in the waters off Copenhagen. According to Denmark's Viking Ship ship museum, the 90 foot long vessel is the world's largest medieval cargo ship.

[Chick McGee]

All right, kids, we're going to the Viking Ship Museum.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It was built around 1410 that had an estimated cargo capacity of 300 tons.

[Chick McGee]

So it's used.

[Tom Griswold]

But it was like a cruise ship. They had a guitar act. Leif Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Leaf.

[Ace Cosby]

Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Leaf. That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this?

[Ace Cosby]

Rape and pillager.

[Christy Lee]

The discovery was made in the sound, the strait between Denmark and Sweden.

[Chick McGee]

How many pillagers does it take to change a light bulb, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

And they're Vikings. Their merch was. You could buy those big horned helmets.

[Christy Lee]

The New Bedford Whaling Museum in Massachusetts recently celebrated another winner. The 30th anniversary of its Moby Dick marathon.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah huh.

[Christy Lee]

Each January, readers from around the world gather for an out loud 25 hour cover to cover reading of the novel Novi.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you say you read the whole thing in one day?

[Josh Arnold]

I did. It was 13 hours for me.

[Christy Lee]

The event takes place in the port city where author Herman Melville once sailed. Museum officials say the marathon honors Melville's 1841 voyage aboard the ship known as the.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know the name of the ship?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, the Peaked.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it the Peak Pequod?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's one of those words. It's one of those words I never heard.

[Chick McGee]

Is it quant?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't it? I thought it was like P, E, Q, U, O, D. Right? Yeah, something like that.

[Christy Lee]

This is the 1841 voyage aboard the ship known as the Acushnet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's the actual.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, the action. Yes. That journey later inspired Moby Dick. That was published 10 years later and.

[Tom Griswold]

That wasn't a hit, as I recall. That wasn't a hit in his lifetime, was it? Well, no, I think it became.

[Chick McGee]

No, they released it in the theaters and it didn't do very well.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't do well.

[Chick McGee]

And then it went to video and it was a surprising hit.

[Josh Arnold]

The real stories are good book too, called in the Heart of the Sea. Really good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Nice to know.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Christy Lee]

Residents of a seaside town in Wales have been left stumped after hundreds of Victorian era shoes washed up on a local beach.

[Chick McGee]

There's so many.

[Christy Lee]

The BBC reports the black leather boots thought to date back to the 19th century, were discovered by volunteers cleaning up rock pools on Ogmore by the Sea beach. Emma Lamport from the Beach Academy Social Enterprise said there was some speculation that the shoes could be from a shipwrecked Italian cargo vessel that struck the nearby tusca rock about 150 years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

I was on a beach once and there were all these open toed shoes everywhere. But of course it was a Sandals Resort. Thank you, Tom. Thank you. Thumbs down from our producer.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you a little.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see the trepidation, but it was, I think, as you were going through the thinking. Okay, I'm going to keep going.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you, don't you analyze how I feel.

[Tom Griswold]

It's going to land. And it did. I thought it was very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the mistake you made. I never think anything I say is going to land.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I thought I. It was very clever.

[Christy Lee]

Professor Michael Roberts from Bangor University School of Ocean Sciences told the BBC it's possible that shipwrecks from the Victorian era could now be starting to degrade and fall apart. Thus the shoes washing up.

[Tom Griswold]

But Italian shoes, so they're going to be really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice. I don't think they could probably be salvaged. I wouldn't think. Yeah, but I mean, hundreds of years under the water.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

How long? 100 years.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

But they're just coming up now.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Why is that?

[Christy Lee]

I just told you.

[Josh Arnold]

The degrading of.

[Christy Lee]

The degrading of the shipwrecks.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

So it's like.

[Tom Griswold]

I got it. Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

These came from people's bodies or their luggage?

[Christy Lee]

No, they're on a cargo ship.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, they're selling them.

[Christy Lee]

They were. Yes. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, if this is why you don't want to wear loafers, because your corpse is gonna. Loafers are going to fall off. Good. Paradise.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

They're going to stay there until your boss.

[Chick McGee]

You have a pair of loafers with the, the coin in them.

[Christy Lee]

Little penny loafer.

[Jess Hooker]

I bet you had those.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, Very briefly. That was a thing.

[Christy Lee]

I had them in grade school.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. About the early thing. Okay, well, thank you very much, Christy Lee. Go iu. Go Hoosiers.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll look forward to a lot of.

[Christy Lee]

Tired people tomorrow morning.

[Tom Griswold]

I was just saying to somebody, boy, if you're getting surgery tomorrow morning.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hope this goes well.

[Christy Lee]

And IU has a huge medical school, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

35, 3514 Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Shakester. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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