The BOB & TOM Show - January 20, 2025

Summary

Detailed Summary of "The BOB & TOM Show - January 20, 2025"

The BOB & TOM Show aired its January 20, 2025, episode from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, delivering a blend of comedy, sports updates, and current events, interspersed with the hosts' trademark banter and humor.

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Comedy Highlights

Greg Warren's "Queer Tattoo" Rant (01:05 - 03:41) Greg Warren took center stage with his comedic monologue titled "Queer Tattoo," where he humorously critiqued various tattoo designs. He quipped, "Unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh. Queer tattoo" (01:05) and continued to mock tattoos he deemed aesthetically questionable, emphasizing the overuse of certain symbols. His exaggerated disdain for poorly executed tattoos provided numerous laughs and set the tone for the show's comedic segments.

Sports Updates

NFL Playoffs Overview (04:10 - 28:22) The show delved deep into the NFL playoffs, focusing on key matchups and standout performances:

• Washington Commanders: Celebrated their decisive victory, with host Bob Kevoian humorously discussing his "lucky jersey" (05:10). “Tonight, the Honolulu Blue take on the Fort Wayne Knickerbockers.” (04:40)
• Philadelphia Eagles vs. Los Angeles Rams: Highlighted the Eagles' win in a snowstorm, covering the game's outcome and betting implications. Josh Arnold noted, “The final was nine up, nine apart. Nine points apart.” (06:17)
• Kansas City Chiefs vs. Buffalo Bills: Analyzed the Chiefs' controversial performance, including a deliberately taken safety that affected the betting spread. Bob commented, “They took a purposeful safety and messed some betters up.” (06:34)
• Lamar Jackson's Frustrations: Discussed Jackson's playoff losses and his candid expressions of frustration, including remarks like, “We’re going to get after it.” (24:56)

College Football Championship (39:22 - 40:16) The anticipation for the national championship between Ohio State and Notre Dame was palpable. Bob contemplated picking Ohio State, stating, “I don’t care for it” before being playfully pressured by co-hosts. The tension and camaraderie around college football's biggest game were evident as discussions revolved around team performances and personal affiliations.

News Segments

Unusual Discoveries and Incidents (07:36 - 29:45)

• Plumber Finds Gold Coins in Austria (07:36 - 08:21): Christy Lee reported on a plumber who unearthed 66 pounds of gold coins, valued at approximately $2.4 million, during renovations. The discovery, involving coins stamped with Mozart's image, highlighted legal provisions allowing the discoverer to retain half the treasure.

• Turkish Woman's World Record (49:39 - 51:52): A Turkish woman set a world record by crushing five watermelons within 60 seconds using her thighs. The hosts humorously discussed the physical prowess required, with Chick McGee stating, “What about putting the gal and Gallagher.” (50:46).

• Self-Performed Vasectomy Video (66:37 - 67:25): Christy Lee shared a viral story of a plastic surgeon from Taipei who recorded himself performing a vasectomy for educational purposes. The segment sparked a mixture of disbelief and amusement among the hosts, highlighting the unconventional nature of the act.

• Rats Consuming Drugs in Houston (69:11 - 74:10): Addressing a bizarre issue, the show covered how rats in Houston were destroying drug evidence by consuming stored drugs. Bob humorously compared it to zoo animals developing bad habits, remarking, “Like you throw cigarettes to monkeys and they start smoking.” (70:23)

• Toddlers Eating Grandfather's Cremated Remains (78:09 - 81:04): A Maryland woman discovered that her toddlers had ingested her grandfather's ashes, leading to media coverage and discussions on child safety and supervised environments.

Mobster Exhibits and Art Heists (90:00 - 137:29)

• Al Capone Exhibit (91:53 - 95:28): The hosts discussed an upcoming exhibit at the Mob Museum in Las Vegas, showcasing Al Capone's personal artifacts, including his favorite pistol and a home movie featuring other mobsters like Lucky Luciano.

• Stolen Guitars and Sculptures (86:03 - 87:57): Highlighted the theft of iconic guitars from Jeff Beck's collection and a peculiar art heist involving a man stealing a $21,000 glass sculpture by hiding it in his pants. Chick McGee humorously pondered, “Toilet facility in Scotland has been crowned the United Kingdom's Loo of the Year.” (43:48)

Upcoming Events and Promotions

Pat Godwin’s Comedy Specials (09:10 - 73:03) Pat Godwin announced his upcoming performances, including a show in Rothschild, Wisconsin, and a Dry Bar Comedy special in Provo, Utah. Additionally, a live broadcast from the Riverside Casino and Resort Event Center was teased, featuring Pat alongside other comedians like Josh Arnold and Jeff Oskay.

Prize Picks and Steven Singer Promotions (15:09 - 104:15) The show featured multiple promotions, notably for Prize Picks, a daily fantasy sports platform, and Steven Singer Jewelers' new Valentine's Day rose—a real rose dipped in 24-karat gold, available in exclusive colors like peacock teal.

Interactive and Lighthearted Banter

Throughout the episode, the hosts engaged in playful interactions, often teasing each other about personal habits, sports predictions, and humorous anecdotes. Notable moments include:

• "Push in the Bush" Song by Pat Godwin (20:20 - 25:00): Pat performed a comedic song narrating a drunken attempt to fly a plane, eliciting laughter and playful reprimands from the hosts.

• Discussions on Tattoos and Physical Appearances: Conversations about eyebrow trimming, body hair, and personal grooming preferences were frequent, adding a relatable and humorous layer to the show.

• Valentine's Day and Relationships: The segment on Jason and Kylie Kelsey, who met on Tinder, provided a sweet and humorous take on modern relationships, with Chick McGee commenting, “How about something nice?” (75:25).

Conclusion

The January 20, 2025, episode of The BOB & TOM Show successfully blended comedy, sports, and current events, underscored by the hosts' dynamic interactions and humorous insights. From Greg Warren's satirical takes on tattoos to intricate sports analyses and quirky news stories, the show offered a comprehensive and entertaining listen for both regular and new audiences.

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Notable Quotes:

• Greg Warren: "Unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh. Queer tattoo." (01:05)
• Pat Godwin: "We all knew about it. Yeah, it was on the radio." (22:54)
• Bob Kevoian: "You never heard that." (04:32)
• Chick McGee: "I was brought on stage as Josh Allen once." (17:18)
• Christy Lee: "It's a world record." (49:39)
• Pat Godwin: "I have nothing to hide." (146:07)

These quotes encapsulate the humor and topics discussed, providing snapshots of the show's engaging dialogue.

Transcript

[Chick McGee]

Abc.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in the new family comedy Shifting Gears. Dad, I'm broke and I need a.

[Chick McGee]

Place to stay until I figure out.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the rest of my life looks like. So a couple of days. I love it when his daughter moves back in.

[Chick McGee]

The last time you walked out that.

[Pat Godwin]

Door, you look back at me and gave me a double bird.

[Chick McGee]

I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversations.

[Bob Kevoian]

The wheels come off. Can we try to talk to each.

[Chick McGee]

Other like rational adults?

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you watched the news lately?

[Chick McGee]

That's not a thing anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

New Wednesdays, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Greg Warren]

Unicorn, butterfly, angel wings, inner thigh. Queer tattoo. That's a queer tattoo. Flamin skull, smoking pot. That's the opposite of not a queer tattoo. It's a queer tattoo. You got a Tweety Bird. Got a school mascot. Got a hello Kitty. Tell you what you got. Got a queer tattoo. Such a queer tattoo. You think that symbol in Japanese means strength or honor? Ninja, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

Eve's queer tattoo.

[Greg Warren]

That's a queer tatt. Any lower back tattoo is queer. It might as well say insert here. Whore tattoo. That's a whore tattoo. And that teardrop under your eye that you got in prison. Cause you killed a guy. That's a cool tattoo, sir. That's a cool tattoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, sir.

[Greg Warren]

You got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any effing mask. Then you must. You must have asked for a queer tattoo. Give me your most queer tattoo. Your child's name with the words be strong would be beautiful, but they spelled strong wrong. Yeah, they spelled it stong. Your stupid kid will now be stong. How the hell they get that wrong? Weren't you watching when they put that thing on? He got barbed wire. Got a poker AC thing on Mike Tyson's face. A queer tattoo. A seriously queer tattoo. And by queer, I just mean bad. It wouldn't mean gay unless you had a pink triangle on a rainbow flag with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gown. That's a queer tattoo. A literally queer tattoo.

[Bob Kevoian]

You. Hey. The Amazing Stephen lynch with Courtney J and some guy named Charlie playing banjo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Queer tattoo.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good morning, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are resplendent in flannel.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, well, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Honolulu Blue, I believe.

[Chick McGee]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's kind of a Detroit Lions jersey. That's that blue. It's Honolulu Blue. Did you know that?

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like a one of those lesser sports teams.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tonight, the Honolulu Blue take on the Fort Wayne Knickerbockers. There we are. Hi, Ace.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm Chick. And there's Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, buddy. I received several texts going, chick's gonna be in a great mood Monday. The Washington Commanders decisive victory. Who needs the points and the point spread?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think we're, I think we're about done, though. I think that might be us. Might lose on Sunday. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he's right.

[Chick McGee]

You might lose, but you might win.

[Bob Kevoian]

But this, this worked last week.

[Josh Arnold]

You did tell me in the green room a week ago you said, I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Told him Washington's gonna win this. I don't know what you were doing. You were running your trap about something. And I said, let me tell you something. I did the Joe Namathic, let me tell you something. Not only I guarantee they're gonna win or something like that. And then I chickened out and didn't want to say anything on the air, so I didn't. But.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, the. Congratulations. You wore your lucky jersey on Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I guess Friday, yeah. And I forgot Saturday and I didn't have it. I didn't have it on. Things started to do well, so I didn't, I didn't put a jersey on for the game.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta wear it this Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't. I. Oh, for Friday? Yeah, for the show. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I was just sitting there holding my, my special football, watching the game.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

The shoe in of the week. What? One push, two wins.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two and one. Yeah, they had, they had the Eagle Ram game, figured Eagles -6 and hit right on the number. 28, 22.

[Josh Arnold]

And then Texas, Kansas City. The final was the nine up, nine apart. Nine points apart. But the spread was eight.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was eight and a half in some places. But the Chiefs took a purpose, a safety on purpose and messed some betters up. So. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

They did it on purpose.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I did get to see up close and personal, some people, they're complaining that Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs benefit from the referees. And I, I, you know me, I always say, hey, take care of business. Don't, don't leave the game in the hands of the referees. Don't, don't worry about it. And then you won't have to worry about a bad call. Right?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Chiefs don't have to worry About a bad call. It never happens. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Did they win?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did the Bills win?

[Bob Kevoian]

The Bills did.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Beat the Baltimore Ravens.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you watching hockey, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

No, No, I didn't get to see any hockey this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. Well, now, that's weird. Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

He usually watches.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. I was just curious. We have a lot going on this morning and that would include something from comedian Greg Warren as he issues the Warren Report. And interestingly enough, the Warren Report sponsored by Champion Windows today. All right, we get a look into.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

The soul of Greg Warren.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute now. Champion Windows quality company. They do nice work. Do they really know what they're sponsoring?

[Josh Arnold]

Sponsoring a great, great comedian. He's about to have his special release.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounds like paper problem.

[Chick McGee]

The ethics of this is great. Get a piece of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

They asked him. I started listening to his podcast. What is it? Consumer Reports. What's it called? The Consumers. They. What's his name? The good looking guy Asked Tim Convey. Okay. Asked him. Hey, hey, Greg, what. What would you do if Skippy came in here and said, we'll give you a million dollars. You. You will sponsor your podcast. And Greg was on. On the edge of going, I, I.

[Josh Arnold]

Skippy the Peanut Butter People. Because he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Skippy the. No.

[Josh Arnold]

It could have been. I didn't understand it first let you met some guy named Skippy. Never mind the Skippy Peanut Butter Because Greg is a. Very, very loyal.

[Bob Kevoian]

To Jiff. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

To the gif.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he turned it down.

[Chick McGee]

And the current episode is about elevators.

[Bob Kevoian]

Theoretically.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I listened to that. But it had its ups and downs. Okay, very good.

[Christy Lee]

Being a specials, did you watch Roy Wood Jr. Special over the weekend? We did.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how was it?

[Christy Lee]

It was great. It was very enjoyable. I think it was up in the top 10 for sure. On Hulu or most watched over the weekend. So congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

Lonely Flowers or Lonely Flower.

[Christy Lee]

There's one on Hulu.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right. I have not had a chance. I was actually communicating with Roy about some other stuff, but I did not get a chance to watch it with.

[Christy Lee]

Everything else going on very much.

[Josh Arnold]

We certainly will look all the forward. Forward to that. I know that Speaking of live comedy of interest, we have Pat Godwin is going to be at Banter B A N T R in Rothschild, Wisconsin, Friday, January 24th. That's this Friday, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then you're going to be doing your dry bar comedy special in Provo, Utah. That'll be. That'll be filmed. It'll be available to watch soon. So that's Saturday, February 8th. Speaking of live comedy, we're going to be doing some live comedy, the Bob and Tom Show, a special broadcast from the Riverside Casino and Resort Event center starting at 5:00 local time on February 21st. It's a Friday. We'll be doing our show from there. And then that evening a special comedy show. I'll be your host, Patty G, Josh Arnold, Al Jackson and Jeff Oskay all on stage. So a big roadshow on the way. Courtesy of 100.7 the fox and cedar Rapids. Hope to see you there. Once again, details at Riverside casino and resort.com now we'll move forward. We have lots of interesting things in the news. Tick tock gone, then back. Yeah, it's back.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody. Can I, I want to see how.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many, I want to see how many times this can happen. It goes away. It comes back. It goes away. It comes back. It's like Brett Favre or Aaron Rodgers. Go away.

[Chick McGee]

Was productivity up like 10,000%?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be amazing or whatever?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I know it was a Sunday, but if people get a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Of other things done and then it got really confusing, then people were going to a different platform. But it turned out that's also owned by the tickets. Who knows? But it's. We'll have a story about that coming up. A Tick Tock is back. Although the app can't be downloaded, there's some confusing stuff. If you don't have it already. We'll get, we'll get that, all that sorted out as much as we can. What else have you got coming up in sports, Chick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we got the AFC NFC championship games coming up this Sunday, 3:00, Washington at Philadelphia. And then in the evening about 6:30, all these times Eastern. Of course, check local listings. Kansas City Chiefs hosting the Buffalo Bills. And the winners of those games on to Super Bowl 9:59.

[Josh Arnold]

And you do have, we should point out, you're wearing an Ohio State hoodie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Tonight, Ohio State -8 and a half in beautiful Atlanta. The college football game, playoff.

[Josh Arnold]

The championship game and chilly weather in Atlanta.

[Bob Kevoian]

Outside. But they play inside. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. And you have, you are not a graduate of the Ohio State University.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't know that. You don't know that. I could have been.

[Christy Lee]

You could have gone online.

[Chick McGee]

You never said that.

[Bob Kevoian]

So funny.

[Chick McGee]

He thinks you said that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who led you?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you, did you make an official pick for this Game?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you intend to?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I do not. I can if you actually. No, no, I would put my thumbs and screws. I could.

[Josh Arnold]

And Ohio State is a minus eight and a half, if you may, make you up your mind if you want to do something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I will, I will. I'll let you know. We're in the same room. I'll let you know. Okay. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll shoot up a flare.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, good. Good to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. You know, you know what? Would it make you happy if I picked the game tonight? Would you like that or. Because I think honestly, you really don't care, but I, I. Anything I can do to make your life.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, Mr. Griswold, sir, I'm indifferent.

[Pat Godwin]

I think you should pick it.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's your problem?

[Pat Godwin]

You know what my problem is, is my dad went to Notre Dame and he'd be so upset if he were alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd be so upset.

[Pat Godwin]

He would be just livid.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen Touchdown Jesus? That's kind of a cool thing. Is that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, very cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that painted or are those different colored bricks or are they Legos or what do they do with that? How do they put that up there?

[Christy Lee]

Mosaic.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

Is it a mosaic?

[Bob Kevoian]

Mosaic? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All I know is that in Southern Ohio, big butter Jesus is gone. The famous statue burned years ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what chance does Ohio State have if Jesus is on Notre Dame side? I mean, honestly. Oh, you know what though? Maybe Jesus wants to teach a lesson or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never know. We'll see. Never know about him.

[Josh Arnold]

I think I know. I think I know who you're picking.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

Well, not interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're going to talk. We're going to talk about it. And Lamar Jackson is mad because he lost in the playoffs again and he used a curse. Oh.

[Christy Lee]

During a big one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We also have can a typo kill you? And we have a very unusual medical story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Involving a vasectomy. But it's a rather unusual version of the, of the vasectomy. It's on a human being. And we also have watermelons and sports. It's all happening right here. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, hey, we're back. Good morning. How's your bird?

[Christy Lee]

My bird.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what the Rat pack would say to each other. Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra.

[Christy Lee]

They referring to their.

[Bob Kevoian]

How's your bird, pal? It's the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

All the cool kids times have changed.

[Bob Kevoian]

How you living? How's your bird? Get any lately?

[Josh Arnold]

All right, well, welcome back to the program just to catch up quickly with mud for your turtle with the NFL. Oh, and Chick Magee with his shoe into the week picks job. But your Washington commanders a big victory bandwagon there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Plenty of room. Hop on. I'll get. I'll give you a hand up. That's right. Saturday they beat the Detroit Lions in Detroit and now they march on to the NFC championship game. Yesterday Eagles beat the Rams in Philadelphia in a beautiful snowstorm game.

[Christy Lee]

That was fun to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

By 6, 28, 22. How does that happen? And that was what the line was. Philly minus six Rams plus six.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Push, push into bush.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then last night you said in the bush in Buffalo.

[Josh Arnold]

Wasn't that a song?

[Chick McGee]

Push in the bush.

[Christy Lee]

In the bush.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the bush.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that a. I just that phrase. Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then last night Josh Allen rushed for two touchdowns. I almost said any relation Josh.

[Chick McGee]

I was brought on stage as Josh Allen once.

[Bob Kevoian]

People with first name, that's not how it works. So you know we're not related with first name.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

In this country.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it just, I just really felt stupid. Let's look at the NFL. I like this Music. Don't you like this?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh Allen rushed for two touchdowns in Buffalo's defense, forced three turnovers, and the Bills advance to the AFC championship game at 27:25. Wood over the Baltimore Ravens, eliminating Lamar Jackson again in the playoffs. It's a thing. Until it's not a thing, it's a thing. And longer it's a thing, it gets to be a bigger thing. Just like an ego.

[Chick McGee]

It's out there. It's hanging out there, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep, it's out there. You almost feel it.

[Chick McGee]

We're all to see.

[Christy Lee]

I saw a story this morning where fans were upset because Tracy Wolfson ran up and hugged Josh Allen before the interview. And I was like, who wouldn't? Are you kidding me?

[Bob Kevoian]

You like Josh Allen?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He's cute as a button.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a Wyoming mountain man.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't he. Isn't he Dorkin sailing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. One of those. Some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Some actors.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the big stories at Kansas City. Caitlin Clark in the. In the. Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift's Sweet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Which bothers some people. I don't know. Why.

[Christy Lee]

Why did that bother people?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. It's. Some people have nothing to.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's. Ace probably knows about this. There's an alternate women's basketball league, unrivaled or something. Yeah. It's like three on three and they play on smaller courts and that's. They have. And they asked Caitlyn to be a part of it and she declined. She's going to concentrate on the W.

[Josh Arnold]

She has her gig.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course she does.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

I wasn't.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't ask Patrick Mahomes if he could come over and 10 bar or.

[Bob Kevoian]

The UFO watch the night game. Why doesn't Mahomes go play in the ufl or what's it called?

[Chick McGee]

Ufl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it The UFL release a schedule last week.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's exciting.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, I missed. I missed part of Friday's show and I'll be missing part of today's show. So I'm not exactly sure if I want to do things we learned on Friday show. Since I wasn't here, I did know that we learned about Roy Wood Junior's comedy special.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's on Hulu Lonely Flower. It's getting great reviews. I did not have a chance to watch it over the weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Very funny.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'm a big fan and we. I know we talked about a lot of stuff that we've talked about on the show, including the. The Science of The contemporary clothing dryer and loneliness and how you need to talk to people out on the streets. It was fun. But, Pat, I know that you did a song, I think, right after I left.

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

We. We had the news story about some pilot that was actually pulled out of the cockpit and he had a little.

[Christy Lee]

Bit too much to drink.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And although the story did not give a blood alcohol level, but apparently it was a problem. So the. They were not flying with them that day, which I guess is good news for everybody and. But I missed your song, Pat, so if you wouldn't mind.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, here you go. I'm still half drunk, ready to fly. I probably get DUI no way that I'm below a 0.04.

[Ace Cosby]

But the plane.

[Pat Godwin]

Is leaving and, hey, I'm the pilot. Me and the other guy gotta fly it I can sleep it off Once we're in the sky so kiss me. Cute flight attendant. Can't say stewardess. You'll be offended. Do me in the bathroom Once we're in the air I'm heaving on a jet plane Pretty sure I'll never fly again they're drawing blood. I refuse. Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he can't do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you that guy, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

What's that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Get a little drunk and want to kiss the girls?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Pull a Joe Namath.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, they're. I'm sure I've had my nights. Yeah. But especially back in the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that about? That guys, when they. Some guys. Some guys, they get. They think they're much handsomer when they're overserved, what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe for me, it wasn't a change in my.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or. Confidence. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

They call it liquid confidence, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do they? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

What is it? Social grease, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know, kind of making everybody a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little more sociable, you know, when this song comes on and you're drunk, you walk over and kiss a girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew I'd heard that before.

[Chick McGee]

This is an assault.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is awful.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that chick. I don't care how drunk I am. That chick walks up. What's the first part? She's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I, I.

[Chick McGee]

She was blathering, nearly a maniac. Take it easy for this.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

Just walked in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good God. Can you give me a down? The hell's wrong with you?

[Josh Arnold]

Was that a. A disco hit?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Pat Godwin]

We all knew about it. Yeah, it was on the radio.

[Chick McGee]

That's funny.

[Christy Lee]

That's. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're. You're an Expert in disco too, huh? All things awful Ace got there was a disco hit.

[Chick McGee]

I was. I was around.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this.

[Ace Cosby]

Are you ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Oh, the.

[Josh Arnold]

The band is called music.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, with a Q, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Music. Yeah. Yes, yes, with a Q. U, E.

[Chick McGee]

You mean you didn't have a leisure suit?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't. I didn't have the leisure suit. I did have. I did have a choker. You guys know the choker story?

[Josh Arnold]

Was it a gold chain or.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. It was like beads. Wooden beads. And it wasn't puka shells. It was bees. Like that's better. But it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, it wasn't book.

[Christy Lee]

Remember the puka shells?

[Pat Godwin]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that was a disco hit.

[Josh Arnold]

Push in the bush. Why were we talking about pushing in the bushing?

[Bob Kevoian]

You started it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't said that the game was a game.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, so no one gets any money on a push, right?

[Christy Lee]

Well, well, well, well, casinos do.

[Chick McGee]

I've lost a lot of money on a push about.

[Josh Arnold]

On a bush. I'll take that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lamar Jackson yesterday losing his playoff record, now three and five. And he said yesterday during the news conference, my mother cussed me out. She told me, I'm mad. We're going to go get after it. I'm not going to lie to you. We're going to get after it. I can't wait for this buy to. We got the football teams coming up. You need to play better.

[Chick McGee]

And then my mother said, are you ready? Are you ready for this?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then Jackson's mom said, oh, what? You know I like it, Doug.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, rough, rough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is it rough? Holy hell.

[Chick McGee]

Imagine push you in the bush, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Imagine having to record that.

[Chick McGee]

Did anyone ever say that?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I bet they did.

[Josh Arnold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

Look at her. I can't wait to push her in the bush.

[Pat Godwin]

Your friends go, who the hell are you?

[Josh Arnold]

What I go to against her will behind the disco.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell's wrong with this guy? Girl, person. And speaking of being in love, Jason and Kylie Kelsey met on Tinder in 2014. And Mrs. Kelsey shared how he how she landed the Philadelphia Eagles now retired legend that soon to be in the hall of fame a decade ago. 2014. Jason Kelsey Building his legendary Eagles career completely unknown outside of Philadelphia. Mrs. Kelsey, 32, recently said that I have a very dry sense of humor and some might say it's dirty. The couple matched on Tinder. I sent him a pickup line. She continues, I said, I've fallen. I need a life Alert. I followed for you and I can't get up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he fell for that.

[Bob Kevoian]

The bad joke didn't do the trick. And Kelsey realized she had to try harder. She said, if I told you I work for ups, would you let me handle your package? Whoa. That's the line that worked.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, funny man.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now the rest is history.

[Josh Arnold]

This is before they met.

[Pat Godwin]

Handle your.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. This was on Tinder.

[Bob Kevoian]

She was trying to get his attention.

[Chick McGee]

I watched part of his talk show this weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course you did that. That's right. On brand.

[Josh Arnold]

That's quite, quite bold.

[Christy Lee]

It is really bold.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's more about her just being silly.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I hope so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think she handled the package in the first bush? I mean, the first day on the first date.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready?

[Pat Godwin]

Now that's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come on. Are you ready? Would you. Josh. I see walking. Hey, are you ready?

[Chick McGee]

Excuse me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you ready for this?

[Christy Lee]

She didn't do it on the first date.

[Josh Arnold]

She said she wanted to handle his package.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you got to leave him wanting more early on.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I think get right into. I think she might have done it on the first day.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

She really went after him.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hell yeah. Now they're another household names with a three mediocre talk show. So there you go.

[Pat Godwin]

Three dates, right?

[Christy Lee]

Three date rule. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never known about that until Christy. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

It's actually true though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. 3D rule, right.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the shaving legs rule?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't shave your legs on a first date. So you're not tempted to sleep with.

[Bob Kevoian]

Someone because you know if it. Yeah. Because.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hot and heavy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Every guy is going to go, oh, dear God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Go shave those legs.

[Christy Lee]

You would not be turned off by a woman who had not shaved her leg.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And women don't never understand.

[Pat Godwin]

No, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

You could be like what's Bogart in that movie, Dot? What is he, Roy Dos or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fred C. Dobbs.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course you're going to go after it, but I mean, would you call her back? Is.

[Chick McGee]

Don't get us wrong. Shave your legs, ladies.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Not turning it down, cuz you.

[Christy Lee]

But would you call her back?

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I'd add? I. I'd say shave everything.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Airs your hair and your eyebrows.

[Ace Cosby]

That's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No eyebrows is a.

[Pat Godwin]

A bold look that really throws things off.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what I don't care for?

[Josh Arnold]

The lights are coming off.

[Chick McGee]

What don't you care for?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you what? I don't care for.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you care?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care. These guys, I see that they take their trimmer and they just do a line on one of their eyebrows.

[Christy Lee]

Jamie did that on Ted Lasso.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't care for that. I don't care for it.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's cool when it's an actual scar. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that what it's supposed to mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I don't know. Yeah, I'm just seeing it more and more. I don't care for it. I walked up to a guy over the weekend. I said, I don't care for that. Walked right up to him, punched me in the face.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

You're ready for this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And then I said, well, how about are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready for this?

[Chick McGee]

I mean, that is crazy.

[Josh Arnold]

How much of a hit was that? I don't recall.

[Bob Kevoian]

We all heard of it.

[Pat Godwin]

I never heard of least.

[Bob Kevoian]

At least top 10. Really? That's not higher?

[Pat Godwin]

It's not even innuendo. How did it get on the air?

[Christy Lee]

No, it isn't innuendo.

[Chick McGee]

Cocaine is the answer to all these questions. There's no cocaine fueled.

[Christy Lee]

He's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's how this vocal was achieved.

[Chick McGee]

This was a way.

[Bob Kevoian]

For dance clubs.

[Chick McGee]

To weed out the cokeheads. They hit this, whoever runs to the dance floor is doing coke, Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't there a giant spoon hanging over the Studio 54?

[Pat Godwin]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really? Dance floor? Yeah, it was giant.

[Josh Arnold]

I never went there.

[Bob Kevoian]

There like 20.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you go there, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I heard all about it.

[Christy Lee]

General Mills sponsored.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is that right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It actually wasn't a drug thing at all. It was a serial thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought it was a homeopathic spoonful of cocaine. Help. The medicine.

[Josh Arnold]

That was the thing. Those people would have a chain with a God.

[Christy Lee]

After the heyday, though, I met the.

[Pat Godwin]

One owner and asked him a bunch of questions. Ian Schrager? Yeah. He said it was really that wild and even wilder than you can imagine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, well, didn't they get caught? They shot their mouths off to a New York Times reporter or something?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they. They never paid. They went under because of a tax thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, but during in the story, they lost themselves and they've realized. I just told the New York Times we haven't paid taxes since we opened our place.

[Christy Lee]

Duh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoops.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Studio 54 closed down. But isn't it now like a satellite radio station or something?

[Christy Lee]

Might be, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone, like, still owns the name. Naming.

[Chick McGee]

There's a good documentary called Studio 54. Where are you? It talks all about with Fred Gwynn. You know what happens.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can I talk to you in the break room?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I enjoyed that. Are you ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Are you ready for this right now?

[Bob Kevoian]

Doing this with your hands and you're dancing around.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you ready for a big day down the road? It's of course Valentine's Day just coming up. That's where Stephen Singer comes in. He's going to be our special guest. By the way, this Friday we're going to. I've got a special quiz for Steven Singer. In the meantime, he's got a quiz for you. Are you ready for this? How about the perfect gift for Valentine's Day? Fellas, pay attention here. I can get this covered for you real quick. If you want those roses, they're dipped in gold by the way. This year it's the peacock teal rose, a beautiful rose dipped in gold. Very sort of Caribbean colors on it. And those are 79 bucks, by the way. Lifetime guarantee, of course, and free shipping. Steven Singer, also famous for diamonds, including the At Last bracelet.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

And you know, toddlers, they'll put anything in their mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

We have a story coming up about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't have a, it's not, it doesn't have a cat box in the story. Worse than the cat turd.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I, I kind of, yeah, it's in a way, sort of spiritually.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay then. We'll be pushing in the bushing when we return. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

For a complete copy of the Bob And Tom Show Contest rules. Go to bob and tom.comcont contest-rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and tomshow5.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Good morning. It's a Monday type of mood here. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. This is roll out of bed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lord. I'm begrudgingly.

[Chick McGee]

Music is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

The man's at the door and wants his rent money. Open up. Or we can do it in trade. Now are you ready? Oh, let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

We are going to return to the Sports desk with Chick Magee. Well, you were talking about the disco song Push in the Bush.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I think this started with you, didn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, because you mentioned there was one of the four big games over the weekend was a push in the betting world. Yes, I believe it was the Rams.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Eagles beat the Rams by six.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a push, meaning that the. You don't win, you don't lose.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that reminded us of.

[Josh Arnold]

And as Josh pointed out to dance.

[Christy Lee]

To man, that's too fast.

[Josh Arnold]

As Josh pointed out, even. Even by disco standards, that is. That's the. The cocaine fueled era.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

1977. Studio 54.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are good.

[Josh Arnold]

I never went to Studio 54.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

They famously. You were saying they had the big, big spoon decoration hanging like a disco.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ball on a giant.

[Josh Arnold]

54Th Street. Of course I went to Studio 57.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They had a big ketchup bottle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We didn't.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No cocaine. Really. Just hot dogs. It was really kind of. Kind of fun. Really nice dog on the streets of New York. Oh, so sorry. It was. Did I interrupt your sports yesterday?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. We had the divisional games. The Eagles hosted the Rams. And let's take a look at the parking lot. Evidently there was a gent yesterday who was being interviewed and there he is. He's Tom. If you would describe what this gentleman's wearing. If you could real quick. There's a. A man on the street with a microphone.

[Josh Arnold]

Is those roller skates?

[Chick McGee]

They're Talons roller skates.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're eagle feet, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, like an eagle.

[Chick McGee]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's on his head? A bad looking hat. What do you think's on his head?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It looks to be an eagle's head.

[Bob Kevoian]

See the beak?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, and he has no shirt on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

And don't we have audio with this? Can you hit. What time did you get out here today? I was here at 5:30.

[Ace Cosby]

What's your drink of choice?

[Bob Kevoian]

Fireball. Fireball. On a day like this, Fireball keeps you warm, right? No. Every day. Every day.

[Josh Arnold]

So you wake up, you just drink Fireball.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Okay. Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

Anything else you want to say that, say to the people, the free world. Go first. Go first.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, I don't like either of those guys. I don't want to talk to the interviewer and I certainly don't want to talk to the interviewee.

[Josh Arnold]

What pet shop he got his hair cut at.

[Christy Lee]

I knew you were going to say something.

[Josh Arnold]

God, that is such a bad look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hairstyle. Yep.

[Chick McGee]

And skinny jeans.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the.

[Chick McGee]

What happened to men? Aren't there some women who are just furious at the state of men? There have to be.

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

That haircut and those jeans. Will you give me a. An ax swinging man.

[Christy Lee]

Wearing a pair of Wranglers, Man.

[Josh Arnold]

So the guy with no shirt is. What was the temperature? Do you recall?

[Christy Lee]

It was like 30 degrees.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was cold enough to snow. Yes. 33, 32 degrees. Somewhere around there.

[Josh Arnold]

Go birds.

[Bob Kevoian]

He likes. He likes fireball.

[Christy Lee]

Is that 5:30 in the morning?

[Bob Kevoian]

He likes Fireball.

[Josh Arnold]

Apparently he'd been there early.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the game didn't start till three. No, they were out there pretty early. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You suppose he went into the game or was he just a part?

[Christy Lee]

No, I guarantee you that guy doesn't have a ticket.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

And one of Tom's NFL favorites, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Don't you. Aren't you Patrick Fitzroy? Feel a.

[Josh Arnold]

Why do you. Nice beard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do you win kinship to him? He was. He played four years for the Buffalo Bills. Did you know that? And he was. He was at the Buffalo game yesterday and it was 21 at game time, so Ryan was charging the crowd up. And he does have a magnificent.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's a man.

[Chick McGee]

Put the mic down.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's taking his jersey off. And his jacket. There it is. Now there's a. That's a man.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beard.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the hair on his back. That's so gross.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a famous Marv Levy motivational speech. He told the team, where would you rather be than right here, right now?

[Chick McGee]

And he got him pumped up.

[Bob Kevoian]

He did. Yeah. Look at that magnificent beard.

[Josh Arnold]

That beard is ridiculous. That's serious. That's our own Jeff. Oscar has a beard.

[Ace Cosby]

That.

[Josh Arnold]

And Josh, yours is getting close.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My winter's beard is certainly not quite as majestic as that.

[Josh Arnold]

But I came upon a winter's beard. Yes, the first line of that poem. A little bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

A little rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Perhaps. Perhaps I stumbled upon a winter's beard. Rather than coming off, you could do a. You could do a famous American poet, Allen Ginsberg. Sure you could. Certainly with a different pair of glasses you could easily.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're kind. You are Ginsbergian, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'm sure that beard got.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that beard saw some things.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that. That had some sauce on it. That was your gonna say. I'm sorry. Sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ohio State Notre Dame meet the College Football playoff championship game.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sorry I didn't write it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ben Stadium in Atlanta tonight. You've dazzled me with your word, player. Wait a minute. Am I gonna slip up and say give me Ohio State minus the eight and a half? I think I might.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're going to.

[Christy Lee]

Whoops.

[Bob Kevoian]

You did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Didn't you say in the green room it's going to be a lot more than eight and a half?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I did not say. Why would you. I'm going to say some things. You say off the air.

[Chick McGee]

On the air.

[Pat Godwin]

You're going to play that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you like.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Both teams survived embarrassing regular season losses. Ohio State be playing a first championship game since 2014. 14. Why would I pick 13 and Notre Dame for the first time since 1988?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

7:30, the game. I'm not sure what time kickoff is sometime between 7:30 and 8. You know how they. They trick you on these sport. They go tonight, join us for the football game at 6:30, kickoff at 9:00. Two and a half hour pre game show. And then. And then you're stuck, Tom, watching these clowns. I don't need that. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you watch any of the pre game shows or any of them?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. God no. Never, never, never, never, never, never. I listen to my Redskins radio now.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you do any kind of a celebration when the. When the. When the game was over? Any kind of official toast perhaps?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

But you can't call somebody.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Everybody checked in. Yeah. Yeah. Pat texted me and Kostaki and Roywood Jr. And a couple others.

[Chick McGee]

I felt it best to let you enjoy it alone.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I felt, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

As did I. Yeah. Did you hear from your best friend who thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't hear from him.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Presumably he's in Atlanta for the Notre Dame game tonight.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

We can presume anything. He's probably. And I presume he's going to be wearing a hat. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Because it's going to be cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Why not but it's indoors said Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would, but I. I would like you show you my dream.

[Josh Arnold]

You'd like to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would like to show you my dream. This is some guy's Washington football team room that he has in his basement. And get a load of this one, though. Team scores. Jeremy Chin, the interception. The Lions lose. It's official.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Disco lights.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell me. Tell me that ain't something.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't do that.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you gotta do that.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta do that.

[Josh Arnold]

That is nice.

[Chick McGee]

I'd hate to live in the apartment next door.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now how do you know that's an apartment?

[Pat Godwin]

He's waking up his parents.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up. Damn it, Jimmy, turn that down.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming up, we have watermelons in the news with a world record, I believe. And we have Christy Lee at the news desk over there from the Silac Insurance Company. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Josh Arnold]

Be a winner, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

You better believe it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. There's Ace Cosby. The music. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Congratulations on your Washington Football Club and their victory.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing to do with it. I just enjoyed your fandom.

[Josh Arnold]

If you'd worn the wrong shoes, they would have lost.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look at this. Toilet facility in Scotland has been crowned the United Kingdom's Loo of the Year.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, how about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

According to STV News, what does the S stand for?

[Josh Arnold]

There's some bad TV out there, but there's some bad shows.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

They had their own network.

[Bob Kevoian]

The facilities at the center, Livingston, beat out 1500 other restrooms across the United Kingdom to earn the distinction the Lieu of the Year awards. Often nicknamed Toilet Oscars.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's. I hear that all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've been identifying the best toilets in the United Kingdom for 40 years. Private inspectors judge contenders on five factors. Five.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Number one, signage.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Number two, decor. Number three, fixtures and fittings. Number four, overall standards of cleanliness. And number five, management odor.

[Chick McGee]

Not a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not in there.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe that's part of the number four, fixtures.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm looking at the photographs of cleanliness. Yeah, The. The restroom. It's. I mean, it is outstanding. I mean, it's. It's really clean, very well designed.

[Chick McGee]

Would you happily crap there?

[Josh Arnold]

It would be a nice. But I was trying to find. I'm trying to find a picture of the award itself. The Lou Award, is it. I was hoping it was gonna be, you know, the golden turret or something. It's just sort of a standard block trophy with a big round thing on top, but it says Lou and huge red letters on it. Very British. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I say yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Keynote speaker at the Lieu of the Year event was Stefan Thomas, bestselling author of three books on successful networking, including Business Networking for Dummies.

[Josh Arnold]

This had to be a. Well, I got a gig for you. You're. You're at the Toilet Oscar, so great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good. I'm a. I'm a seat filler at the Toilet Oscars. Sir, you misunderstood what we meant.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have literally. And I blame Tom, of course, for this last sentence, and I'm reading it under protest.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thomas has Crohn's and colitis, which means he understands the need for hygienic and accessible toilets.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he sure does.

[Christy Lee]

Out.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's why they chose the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Makes sense.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if you don't hear Stephen King, great writer. Doesn't. You know, if you were going to be doing the Lou Awards, you'd want to have some connection between.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

So I wonder if when you flush the toilet, if they sound like bagpipes, be cool.

[Chick McGee]

That would be cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't you like that? What if I can get that done?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you curious about how the bagpipes make noise? You just keep blowing air into it.

[Josh Arnold]

You blow air in the bag and then you always. There's constant pressure on the bag. That's why even.

[Bob Kevoian]

Constant pressure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's why when you take your mouth away, the. The drone continues.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't the bag under your arm like an armpit type deal?

[Bob Kevoian]

And I could never do that when I was a kid. Make a fart noise with your arm. Nor I. I was so jealous.

[Chick McGee]

But I always enjoyed what others could.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I can do it.

[Chick McGee]

You can do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't do it today.

[Chick McGee]

I could do it. Right?

[Christy Lee]

You can do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I can do it. You can do it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would love to.

[Christy Lee]

I can do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Do we have a. Is the satellite getting hooked up? Is that going on?

[Chick McGee]

I can make fart noises with my butt. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

We have. There's the satellite And I can see the photograph. Oh, wait a minute. We got a moving picture. It's. It said Septic.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, how's it going, Ed? Septic? That wasn't the story I thought you were gonna read.

[Christy Lee]

No, I got one. This is the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead, Kristen.

[Christy Lee]

A plumber uncovered a trove of gold coins while renovating a villa in Vienna, Austria. The story comes to us from Popular Mechanics. A man was working on the house when he spotted a rope. Rope Sticking out of a basement floor. He dug through the concrete, found a chest containing 66 pounds of gold coins worth an estimated $2.4 million. So the plumber tugged on the mysterious rope, and now he's a millionaire. It appears he gets to keep the haul. Or at least half of it.

[Chick McGee]

That's awesome.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks to a law that allows the discoverer and the property owner to split any found treasure.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And the coins were stamped with the image of the composer Mozart, indicating they were minted prior to World War II.

[Josh Arnold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Very nice, Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

That ever happened to you in your plumbing business?

[Jess Hooker]

I never found gold coins, but I did retrieve a bunch of $2 bills when I was unclogging your drains over the holiday at the Griswold household. Luckily, Tom let me keep half as a finder's fee. Just like these fellows, I found all kinds of things while snaking out drains. Mostly sewer mice, AKA crammers. Yeah, it's funny. Women say you never flush them, but I've had to deal with so many, I start carrying a fishing net to fish them all out before I pump the septic.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Man, I pulled Barbies out of toilets. I pulled squirrels, both alive and unalived. I've snaked more than my fair share of actual snakes. It's like who's snake and who. I pulled a March 80s Playboy with Sally Field on the COVID dressed as a Playboy bunny. It was a little water log. Still did the job. Pulled the more more than my fair share of family pets that met their demise, yet didn't quite make it all the way down the drain, so to speak. Yeah, one time I had to jackhammer a family's entire floor, cut the clog out. Cost thousands of dollars. I informed them, in the future, guinea pigs are not flushable pets. That's a put in a shoebox and buried in the backyard pet. Anywho, this honey dipper ain't gonna rinse itself out. I gotta run.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Ed. Septic. Looking forward to, by the way, the spring edition of the ad Septic Wear. He had his limited edition Christmas time stuff. The. The ad septic hoodie and the ad septic T shirt. The people are clamoring for more.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes, certainly.

[Josh Arnold]

Look forward to that. And we return now to the sports Desk.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. A Turkish woman who squashed five watermelons within a 60 second time frame using only her thighs has set a world record. I believe we do we have the.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Video of this. This is five watermelons in 60 seconds squished in between her thighs.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you looking at it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She wipes down her.

[Christy Lee]

Wipes down her. What?

[Josh Arnold]

Between. She shoves them just above her knees, crushes the watermelons, and then she takes a. Takes like a towel and washes off the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you don't want ants especially.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that is. They. They. They've got dozens of them behind her.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I gotta.

[Chick McGee]

But the record is five.

[Bob Kevoian]

That she did in 60 seconds. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, one would be challenging for me. For many.

[Josh Arnold]

Think about what you could do to your head.

[Christy Lee]

Or your head.

[Chick McGee]

What about putting the gal and Gallagher.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Mildly amusing.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Now, are these the classic long watermelon?

[Josh Arnold]

No, they're the round basketball size.

[Chick McGee]

Gotcha. Gotcha.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're not even the slightly oblong watermelon. They're.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the tiny cute ones.

[Josh Arnold]

They're not that tiny. Oh, she's crushed them.

[Christy Lee]

And it's a world record. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd like to get a hold of those square watermelons.

[Pat Godwin]

Seedless.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm intrigued by.

[Chick McGee]

Seedless.

[Josh Arnold]

The square ones, I believe, are in Japan.

[Bob Kevoian]

They only sell them in Japan.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

They grow them in special, what, cages or something. But they're very expensive.

[Bob Kevoian]

They bind the watermelons in the square.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's kind of what they do.

[Chick McGee]

It's quite cruel, really.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah. It's coming up now in Christmas.

[Christy Lee]

Why does she have to wipe them down? Wipe her legs down between each crush?

[Chick McGee]

Because otherwise the watermelon will spurt out of her between her knees.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean, she's also wiping down her mommy parts, which is kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of hot.

[Christy Lee]

Hot.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, it's nothing disgusting about what she's doing.

[Josh Arnold]

She's just. Imagine that's your head down there, Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, first off, by the looks of her, she would never allow me down there.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not what she wants.

[Bob Kevoian]

A handsome woman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, she's not even. She's not even. Doesn't even look like she's trying.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean she's just cracking them.

[Chick McGee]

They're not exploding.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's using like a lever and she put. She crosses her. Her ankles and then watermelon and then.

[Christy Lee]

There'S got some inner thigh muscles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. She looks like a strong woman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, very. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well congratulations on your world record my dear.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you were desperate enough would you, you know carve a hole in a watermelon?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I. Of course gentlemen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe a cantaloupe and put it in the microwave. Heat it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Prison camp.

[Chick McGee]

They'd love to Fruit Dorkin, have you.

[Christy Lee]

Made love to fruit today?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I haven't today or vegetable or catch them.

[Chick McGee]

I guess I'm more of a carnisexual.

[Josh Arnold]

Meat.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. I only bang things with meat.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm trying to find the square watermelons.

[Christy Lee]

Here did that bad end. I haven't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can buy a watermelon growing mold in the shape of a heart or in the shape of a square for $22. So you put the grow watermelon. You put your watermelon seed is in there and you know as it grows it's constricted to the shape that you forced on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I found this. A 24 year old Australian man had to pay a surgeon in the United States to remove his watermelon sized testicle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah, that's rough.

[Josh Arnold]

Mr. Tyrone Boyd has scrotal lymphoedema.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds horrible.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want anything to do with whatever you've said.

[Christy Lee]

Lymphoedema means swollen lymph node.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sure is a smiling though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah it says his scrotum is so big he can't ride a bike anymore. Well oh but he's. They've Dr. Ramin Cheyenne has a bike for him and just need a basket.

[Pat Godwin]

Side basket.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor kid. The kids call him fruit salad because he has watermelon balls.

[Chick McGee]

Just people are terrible aren't they though as you laugh.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what happened there. Thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, a naked man for Tom for Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

An interesting new way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting new way thieves are operating. Bloodletting. Back in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Good, good.

[Josh Arnold]

Little 21st century bloodletting.

[Chick McGee]

Touting this for years.

[Josh Arnold]

And what'd you say it was worse than eating? What? Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Well, oh, a toddler. He. Worse than eating.

[Chick McGee]

Worse than eating a toddler. Yeah, that would be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's pretty toddler started.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Also, we have vasectomies in the news. It's all coming up. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Josh Arnold, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. Tom on assignment this morning. And we're gonna wrap up sports with a little something for the ladies. Are you familiar with the gentleman by the name of Mac Hollins?

[Christy Lee]

I am not.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's kind of a free spirit.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's. He likes to. I'm glad Jess is joining us. He likes to. He says he feels more grounded when he is in bare feet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I like the grounding grounder.

[Bob Kevoian]

He loves to walk around in bare feet.

[Chick McGee]

Probably has hookworms.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's unique. And Yesterday it was 21 degrees, give or take, in Buffalo. He plays for the Buffalo Bills and he's walking into, walking into the stadium. And he's thought that this get up, believe it or not, would be a proper way to show up at the, at the stadium. Is. Does it move? It should be the video.

[Chick McGee]

There he is barefoot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here he comes. He's got panama hat on.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. He looks like he's going to the beach.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now let's back that up for a second.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, I saw it. I saw the hang down.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what else would it be?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's just potato that's just his.

[Chick McGee]

Wiener and balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'S wearing. I don't know where.

[Jeff Oskay]

Just like when you. When a girl like runs and you get to see your boobies shake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Girls.

[Chick McGee]

It's kind of fun to see that. Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

I always look. I can't not look.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Always.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't there the sound that makes when a woman. Flip it, flip it, flip it.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the sound I prefer like a.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the heavy gnats, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Sure, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. And as we're leaving once more, let's celebrate the commanders. We're going to the NFC champions. Commanders Command. Command Commanders.

[Chick McGee]

Slog of a song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, what do you like? This or this? I like this. Or. Oh, mate. I don't know if he was a tough choice.

[Chick McGee]

Honestly.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. And here's something from disco. Do you remember this.

[Chick McGee]

Ma'Am? The eightball is meant to be shared.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come off that thing, will you?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, way too fast.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that. Sports, Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the NFC AFC championship game. Here's Kristen. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Well, TikTok is back. It was restored in the United States just 12 hours after going dark. The popular video sharing platform went dark Saturday night here in the United States in response to a federal ban that took effect the following day after President elect Donald Trump announced that he would try to pause the ban by executive order on his first day in office. Later today, service was restored. The company that runs TikTok here in the US said Mr. Trump's comments had provided, quote, the necessary clarity and assurance to our service providers that they will face no penalties providing TikTok to over 170 million Americans.

[Chick McGee]

I had no idea it was that many people. Oh, yeah, I knew it was crazy popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do we got now? 3, 330, 350, 170.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds. That number sounds insane.

[Bob Kevoian]

So is that. Almost half of the population in the.

[Christy Lee]

United States Tick Tock website remains functioning. However, the app is no longer available for download in Apple and Google app stores in apparent accordance with the ban, which does levy steep fines against providers. So if you're a user now, you're okay, but you can't become a new one, apparently. Download the app.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not on Tick Tock. I occasionally look at X. I'm most active on Instagram. I don't. And I'm not. I'm not on Facebook even. Are you on Facebook?

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm only on Instagram. I like Instagram and barely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, what's barely now? Is that a new app? Like a half Naked man.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what that is? That sounds interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Now he. What he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is it's just him. You just go on to see what he's up to. Always half naked.

[Christy Lee]

Bare naked man.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't. I haven't joined bare naked.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bare naked man.

[Christy Lee]

That'd be a whole different thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's something else.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Now, Josh's account is fishing and his cat.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. And there's nothing wrong with either of those things.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would you use your cat to deep sea fish?

[Chick McGee]

I would not.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's implying that you put the cat on the hook and throw her in the ocean.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

No, I would never do that.

[Jeff Oskay]

But there are people that do.

[Chick McGee]

They've done things like that before. People have gotten caught doing awful things.

[Christy Lee]

Kitten fishing.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Would a catfish eat a kitten?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Catfish would happily eat you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that cannibalism?

[Chick McGee]

I think it's homonymism. So TikTok's back. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

TikTok is back. Your national nightmare is over. My kids called, we're going to the airport, and we don't have anything to. I'm like, oh, my God.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A new survey out there finds that commercial advertisements are beginning to infiltrate your dreams.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

According to the poll of 1101 Gen Z and millennial Americans from the media image found, 55% of young adults reported experiencing dreams influenced by ads. A third of respondents resisted buying something based on their dreams, but the other third admitted that their dreams have encouraged them to buy products or services over the past year.

[Bob Kevoian]

So now wait a minute. Is this just like a happy accident that this is happening? Or do the people advertising and then you end up dreaming about the commercial? They know exactly what they're doing and that's their intention.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good question.

[Christy Lee]

Do they subliminally put something there that fits in your brain?

[Chick McGee]

I don't. This doesn't happen to me. Does it happen to you guys?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Jeff Oskay]

I have dreamed in, like a scrolling. I have dreamed like in my eyes view or in my brain's view. It's like I'm scrolling and that's the dream.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, geez.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, like. Like Instagram. You're going through all the feeds.

[Christy Lee]

40% of those polled would be open to seeing ads in their dreams if it meant receiving discounts.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell? Well, now, wait a minute, ladies and gentlemen. We happen to have the most astute shopper in the history of the world over here. He knows a bargain when he sees one. Would you dreams? Yeah. Would you like to take part in this? If You. You could get some sort of price cut on some sort of surface. I love a good price cut.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Even if you had to dream about it.

[Chick McGee]

No way do I want that get.

[Christy Lee]

Out of my head face. Enough.

[Chick McGee]

It's not even possible. So they're not. That's not going to.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know? Yeah, yeah. 30% that said they would be willing to pay to keep their dreams ad free. If such technology exists.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Matrix is real.

[Chick McGee]

If we ever have to get a point where I have to fork over $10 a month to keep advertisers out of my dreams, I, with the biggest smile on my face, will launch myself.

[Pat Godwin]

Get out of my dreams. Get out of my dreams and into my car. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

I do remember that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you remember who did that song? No.

[Pat Godwin]

Billy Ocean.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Billy Ocean. That's exactly right. What about Caribbean Queen? Now there's a song that is.

[Pat Godwin]

That is pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Caribbean Queen.

[Jeff Oskay]

Say it again.

[Christy Lee]

We're sharing the same dream.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who said she's trying to shove it in? What?

[Pat Godwin]

I said he's trying to shove that word in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's why it's all.

[Pat Godwin]

That's why it comes out muddled.

[Chick McGee]

It kind of tries to make it two syllables.

[Pat Godwin]

It's really Caribbean. He can't really shove that now.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a Caribbean or Caribbean?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm a Caribbean.

[Christy Lee]

A Caribbean.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's different if you're. If you're actually in the Caribbean. You have to say Caribbean.

[Christy Lee]

I lost a gig for Royal Caribbean for. Because I said Caribbean in my audition. Oh, I want a Caribbean.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a big bl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you have to. You have to audition.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Anyway.

[Pat Godwin]

He says.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are you saying? He's saying.

[Pat Godwin]

He says Carib bun. It sounds like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he does third pronunciation. Well, he can't even talk.

[Chick McGee]

No. You know what's never gotten a laugh ever. Ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Billy Ocean.

[Chick McGee]

And I've done this a good six times.

[Pat Godwin]

Give it a shot.

[Chick McGee]

I'm at the zoo.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We see the caribou, right? And I sing Caribou Queen. Our shet never gotten anything. I just laughed because he says Caribbean kind of like caribou. Caribou Queen.

[Christy Lee]

When was the last time you saw caribou laugh anyway? Way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're right. I should be going for the people.

[Pat Godwin]

Got to make sure somebody's with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you just walking around the zoo causing trouble?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, mostly I'm in front of the hyenas because they'll actually respond.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do the hyenas do? Never mind. I can't get to you. But What? Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if we could. If Josh Arnold stopping by to tell us one of his true Hollywood. The stories I just did.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we want more.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the caribou thing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Was.

[Christy Lee]

I like the caribou thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You come back, Josh. All right, thanks so much. Thanks a lot, buddy. Appreciate it.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, here's a story that'll make you go, Ooh. A plastic surgeon has been getting a lot of attention for sharing a video. A video in which the doctor is seen performing a vasectomy on himself. Oh, the doc. See, you went, ooh, didn't you? The doctor from Taipei City went viral this week after sharing the rather unusual clip on his Facebook and Instagram profiles. To put his wife's mind at ease, the young doctor decided to get a vasectomy. And to make sure there was no risk of botching the procedure, he performed it himself, recording the entire process for educational purposes.

[Chick McGee]

But how?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, he's a plastic surgeon, too.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you know, plastic surgeons, they learn all the other parts.

[Pat Godwin]

Do they?

[Chick McGee]

This needs to not be allowed on social media.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Jeff Oskay]

This isn't something you should try at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Home, don't you think? Don't you think there's. Oh, yeah. Young doctor. Vasectomies, That's. Sure. Oh, yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

But I thought where you snip is on the other. Is on the other side. Yeah, I thought it was kind of.

[Chick McGee]

What I assumed, too. Now you have. You had a dun. Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have. And it's where you're snipping is inside you.

[Chick McGee]

Right. But do they go through the taint.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, let me think.

[Chick McGee]

Like, do they make an incision or.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it's like a poke. It's just a hole.

[Christy Lee]

And they pull the little.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. In what area?

[Bob Kevoian]

And it looks like in the perineum.

[Chick McGee]

It is the perineum.

[Christy Lee]

You go, so maybe he had his legs up over his head.

[Chick McGee]

He must have.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there's this little. There's this, you know, a shepherd. A shepherd's crook.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

You grab. It's like that, only a lot smaller.

[Christy Lee]

Like a crochet hook.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they shove it up in there and fish around, and then they pull.

[Chick McGee]

It out, and then they burn it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then they take a soldering iron and they let it snap back up into your body, and it goes.

[Pat Godwin]

And where does the needle go?

[Bob Kevoian]

And no more BB's.

[Pat Godwin]

Where does the needle go?

[Chick McGee]

To numb, you must be a local.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wherever you need to be numb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm asking you where the hole's gonna. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Did that hurt?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, of course it hurt. Why are you such a baby about this?

[Chick McGee]

Well, last time I got a shot in my mouth, the local anesthetic was so good. Yeah. To get a vasectomy, you could.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Guys, I don't have insurance. I go to where I go where I can.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a bad plan.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a long way to go.

[Chick McGee]

It was so good. You don't need it. Was it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It.

[Chick McGee]

The anesthetic went into effect before I felt the needle?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It was crazy, really, because you're probably not even gonna feel this. I didn't. At all.

[Jeff Oskay]

They'd usually do a topical needle.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what they.

[Jeff Oskay]

That's what they did, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's.

[Christy Lee]

They put a topical. They let you sit there for, like, 20 minutes and they come back with the needle.

[Jeff Oskay]

But that's how the topical work.

[Chick McGee]

It did work.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you say topical, do you mean they. They give you a quiz on current events and then from boredom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing.

[Chick McGee]

Or they just tell you the story that I just told.

[Christy Lee]

A man in Romania has been arrested for allegedly stealing three amputated legs from a Bucharest hospital.

[Bob Kevoian]

Three? Why would you need three?

[Chick McGee]

Because he's just making a stool, not a chair.

[Christy Lee]

Romanian insider reports the officials at some hospital. I'm not even going to try to pronounce gun. Tom's not here to make me. Discovered the limbs had been stolen and alerted police.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what they probably made? It was one of those golf tchotchkes where it looks like an end table, but there are two ugly golf pant legs coming out of the bottom of it.

[Chick McGee]

But he has three, so that.

[Bob Kevoian]

So on.

[Chick McGee]

Either. No matter how you see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they have golf cleats, and that's. And you can put your beer there. And. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Surveillance footage caught a man entering the storage area designated for medical waste and then exiting with a yellow bag.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing for me, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Police managed to arrest the suspect, who told officers he only sought to steal plastic bottles and recycle them for trash. I mean, for cash.

[Chick McGee]

But then he saw legs.

[Christy Lee]

He claims he did not know what was inside the bag. By the way, in the initial reporting, two out of the three legs were found. It's unclear if the third leg was recovered after the man was caught. So I wonder if two of them have one leg missing.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if two of them match.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're not laughing at this, you've got a big problem.

[Chick McGee]

All right, so it is a table where two of the legs of the table are actual. They look like a golfer's Legs.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Pants, shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Loud, loud pants.

[Chick McGee]

The third leg is the golf club.

[Bob Kevoian]

The golf club, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How much did that set me back?

[Chick McGee]

That's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

299.

[Chick McGee]

You're all getting one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, they have different. They have different styles, if you will. There's a more athletic one.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

With the Adidas golf shoes.

[Christy Lee]

Uglier than the next, huh? With the little cropped pants.

[Chick McGee]

That is really.

[Christy Lee]

Those are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, The Payne Stewart knickers on there. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Man, oh, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice. I wouldn't mind having them.

[Jeff Oskay]

Someone sent us their. Their leg.

[Christy Lee]

Do you remember that?

[Jeff Oskay]

We had it here.

[Christy Lee]

Official part, not the real leg.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. We had the artificial part.

[Pat Godwin]

We got the biohazard.

[Jeff Oskay]

Have you seen this thing where people do have to have parts of their body amputated and they have a funeral for the amputated part?

[Chick McGee]

I haven't.

[Jeff Oskay]

It was wild. I rabbit hole the other day and. And it was. And they do. They put it in, like, a casket. In the hand is there in the arm.

[Chick McGee]

And they view it and they view.

[Jeff Oskay]

It and they grieve it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

Saying goodbye.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, look, it's got to be whatever you got to do.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. I know that you can't imagine what that's like, but what a weird thing. They had makeup on it and everything and the nails painted and, like a frilly, like, sleeve.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. You know, I was kind of going along with it before.

[Christy Lee]

No, we have more news coming up and it does not include that we have bloodletting, though it was last time you had a good bloodlet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I might need some bloodletting, really? Yeah. And we'll come back with a song by Pat Godwin instead of you just sitting there. We'll be right back. Are you all right?

[Pat Godwin]

I've been enjoying myself.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the bottom to get to work. Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Got something to say? Send us an email. Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Q95. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold of the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd appreciate a. Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you, Christy. There's Pat. Thank you. There's Jess Hooker.

[Jeff Oskay]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's H. Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

That's all the hotline remains. So that's Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, but we can't. We can't take.

[Chick McGee]

Tom's on the way to an appointment. He's. He's actually calling Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Christy. What's going on, bud?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Jersey is the largest of the shin as of the Channel Islands. Did you know that? Like New Jersey between England and France. No, the Channel Islands between England and France.

[Bob Kevoian]

They used to be the Cable Islands. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Health officials there. This is not in New Jersey. This is in Jersey. Over the seas are recommending residents undergo bloodletting after the island's private drinking water supplies were contaminated.

[Bob Kevoian]

As Josh would say. Let's hear her out.

[Christy Lee]

According to the Guardian, water supplies were polluted with firefighting foams containing toxic chemical substances that have been linked to conditions like kidney and bladder cancer, thyroid disease and immune deficiency. Several residents have since undergone blood tests found high levels of PFAs, which is leading officials to recommend offering bloodletting to those affected. If you're not familiar with bloodletting because you didn't live in the Middle Dark Ages. Yeah. It draws blood from a vein in measured amounts with repeated sessions, allowing the blood to replenish itself naturally.

[Chick McGee]

So the bad blood, I.

[Christy Lee]

Bad blood out. New blood in.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Sounds fine to me.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like a little medieval.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that the secret to youth? The fountain of youth? You get young blood and you're transfused every 60 days. What?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys haven't heard about this?

[Christy Lee]

I have not.

[Chick McGee]

It's very popular in most of Hollywood. 90% of all working actors do this. Our friend Drew Powell was telling me about how he has a 20 year old in his basement. Every now and again, he'll go down and hook an IV up. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Interesting.

[Chick McGee]

He calls him. Calls him his blood bag.

[Bob Kevoian]

On the flight to Turkey to get your hair redone. One.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

For men. Yeah. Implants. They are.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Turkey is a hotbed for plastic surgery. I have a friend that got teeth done there and. Oh, yeah, it's. He did what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Teeth.

[Christy Lee]

Teeth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, teeth.

[Pat Godwin]

In Turkey.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It's.

[Jeff Oskay]

Apparently everything's less expensive over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you gotta get there and you gotta stay there.

[Chick McGee]

And you must be worth it, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Plastic surgery is expensive. And that does segue nicely into a little song I prepared.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like the way you're thinking, cowboy.

[Pat Godwin]

This is brand new. Let's find out if it's any good.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, Pat, I'm ready to laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called. This is called Makeover.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

I gave you money for your breast augmentation. Paid for your lipo with my MasterCard. I got you vaginal rejuvenation money. Tight. And times are hard. You were an A cup, baby. Now you're a double D. You're no longer qualified to be a Member of the ibtc?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Now you're going out with your girlfriends, coming home at a quarter to four. I'm getting up when you're coming in. I gotta work at, at the grocery store. But I liked your flabby belly and the roominess down below. I didn't mind your tiny tatas. Now I'm the only real boob I know. You flash your cans all over town and I'm the one who paid for the show. You took me for everything I had. Now I'm the only real boob I know.

[Chick McGee]

You poor boob. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

What would you get done, Josh? Plastic surgery? Nose. That nose job. That nose. Your nose is giant.

[Chick McGee]

There's something wrong with my nose. Nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I mean, I've even been offered hair. And the way they were doing it, I went, no, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've heard that's no way that they can make it any, even the smallest bit comfortable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, apparently it's very. But you know, some. Some people swear by it and that's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Chick McGee]

It's just not for me.

[Bob Kevoian]

What if I came in one day, I had extensions and it didn't say anything about it? Just like a shaggy.

[Chick McGee]

I would say something.

[Christy Lee]

We would say something, you know, that was something new.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

He'd be all over that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen Jake? Something's with his hair.

[Chick McGee]

See, that's impolite. I don't think it's impolite to say, oh, you're doing something new. It looks pretty good, right?

[Jeff Oskay]

Call it out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Don't pretend that we don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're the kind of guy who go to a dinner with somebody and they get something in their teeth. And you'll tell them about it?

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. Because I would want them to tell me. To me, that's. To me, that's being a friend. That's being polite. You're gonna let me walk around with spinach in my teeth all day?

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you for being a friend.

[Pat Godwin]

You've got a friend.

[Chick McGee]

I see when you. When you argument, you just start singing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, apparently pretty much that's my tactics.

[Christy Lee]

People magazine. A Colorado woman is going viral after reporting her toddlers ate her grandfather's cremated remains.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is the worse than cat turd story, right?

[Christy Lee]

Marcia Long said she noticed her two and three year old boys were covered in white dirt that had spilled on the floor. She vacuumed up the mess, washed the quote unquote dirt off of her son's mouths and thought little of it until she discovered the empty Container that once held her power. Papa's ashes.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

She said in a now viral Tick Tock video. Paw Paw was out on a shelf out of their reach. But they were climbers. They climbed their little way up and got a hold of him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Damn, kids are climbing, she said.

[Christy Lee]

That's why you have to hide down all your furniture, because kids are climbers. She said her youngest had figured out how to open bottles by biting and unscrewing them. And realized her boys might.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're biters. They're biters and climbers.

[Christy Lee]

Part of their great grandfather.

[Chick McGee]

They ate part of their great grandfather.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Long eventually told her grandmother, who said her pawpaw would have got a kick out of that and assured her not to worry as they have more pawpaw in them. She also posted a follow up that showed she placed a pawpaw label on her vacuum. Because apparently he's in his vacuum.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. I guess he's still with him in some way. Do you guys remember that when the kids started to crawl, you had to kid proof the house? Oh, yeah. With the baby gates and bumpers on.

[Christy Lee]

The corners of the tables and safety locks.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll find this out, Josh, Sooner or later. Babies are stupid.

[Christy Lee]

Someday your baby will come.

[Chick McGee]

I've held many babies and it always amazes me how. Oh, look, he's really able to keep his head up. Those neck muscles. And then headbutt right to the nose. Nobody headbutts you like a baby.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, and it catches you off guard.

[Bob Kevoian]

A nine month old can kick your ass. Wham. Just like in the wwe, right?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a typo that really affected a woman's life for a long time. We have rats in the news.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what if your husband, in his will, he says, when I pass away, I want to be cremated and ingested by my wife?

[Christy Lee]

I would say no.

[Chick McGee]

What? I thought you loved him.

[Christy Lee]

That doesn't mean I'm gonna eat his cremains.

[Chick McGee]

So you don't really care that much for him.

[Pat Godwin]

Heath Richards, snort his.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I would say. Okay, sure, honey. And then he'd be dead and wouldn't know, so.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, that's true. He's dead. He'll never know.

[Chick McGee]

That's how you get haunted.

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, just eat your husband's cremains.

[Christy Lee]

No, ladies.

[Jeff Oskay]

Turn it into a barbecue.

[Pat Godwin]

Started his dad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Snorted. Snorted his dad. Did you guys remember that story?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do.

[Chick McGee]

That is true.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, apparently it is. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, geez.

[Bob Kevoian]

According to the story on the Internet, it's true.

[Christy Lee]

Everything on the Internet's true. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, we'll be right back. Hang on. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you, Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Chick, you're about to thank me because I'm going to tell you something.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

It's a new year means new rose at Stephen Singer Channel jewelers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

That's right. They're brand new, 24 karat gold roses. Peacock teal. Get it before they sell out. Exclusively @IhateStevensinger.com.

[Bob Kevoian]

There'S Ace Cosby. I do not have the music for the Ace Cosby joke of the day, so we're going to have to skip it. I'm Chick McGee and I think we can't. I know. I'm trying to have a little fun. And here's Christy. Christy. Who did that?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Jake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, Ace?

[Chick McGee]

What do you call a pig that lost its voice?

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you call a pig that lost its voice? I don't know. Ace. What?

[Chick McGee]

Disgruntled.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was Ace Cosby's joke of the day.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

You ate the whole bed.

[Chick McGee]

Silly goofy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, what's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

A Maryland woman says a typo led to her being declared dead. Nicole Palino of Gaithersburg told WRC TV rickets.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

That she learned of the error while trying to renew her driver's license. She also received a letter from the IRS declaring her a deceased taxpayer.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah? You don't correct that, by the way. Let the IRS think that.

[Christy Lee]

And her family's health insurance was canceled. According to Social Security representative, a funeral home tried to report someone else dead, but got a digit wrong in the Social Security number and submitted her number instead. Ms. Bellino said she has since received a letter from the Social Security Administration saying it's okay. It's all been back. You've been brought back to life, ma'am.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I have to deal with the hassles of getting my insurance.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Yeah. I'm really alive. I'm really alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think the percentage is for people who would want to fake their own death?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna say 15%.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that's way low.

[Jeff Oskay]

I think it is, too.

[Chick McGee]

Really? You have a lot of people think, like, we.

[Jeff Oskay]

Oh, okay, you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're telling me that you haven't thought about changing your name and moving to a cabin somewhere with you and your dumb cat and just hanging out in.

[Chick McGee]

The woods like his daydream, literally daily? But I think I'm. I think we're the minority by. By far.

[Jeff Oskay]

So who else? I've thought about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've thought about it.

[Christy Lee]

Never thought about that.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Bob Kevoian]

Look, I. I surf the. Go on the Instagram and find old houses all across the country.

[Jeff Oskay]

You know when you're driving, like, to a vacation spot, and for me, it's usually somewhere in the beach in Florida. You drive through those tiny towns.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jeff Oskay]

You see those little houses, and you're like, I could buy that and I could live here.

[Chick McGee]

We can't talk about that.

[Jeff Oskay]

And no one would ever know where you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to get up and go.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You have no idea what this sparks in me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That I. It's like one of the main reasons I go to therapy twice a week is so that she can go. Just don't do this.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah. Isn't it weird, though, that you think that the answer to all your problems is just leaving?

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's what she tries to tell me. That whatever's haunting me will still haunt me in that place.

[Christy Lee]

It will.

[Bob Kevoian]

No matter how fast I run, I'll never get away from me. Jackson Brown, everybody. Oh, I don't know. Well, I. I tell you what. What if somebody would pay us to do that, but we'd have to dress as women for the rest of our lives. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Sort of a bosom buddies type thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just me and you.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Jeff Oskay]

You guys have to stay together.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to stay together and dress as women. But everything's paid for.

[Ace Cosby]

My sister would like the grilled ch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why, thank you, Hildegard.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this day and age, nobody would bat an eye. Why not?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly. We would have to shave our beards.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Sisters.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would have to be one of the rules. Everything's paid for. Dress as women. But you have to keep the beards.

[Christy Lee]

Of course. That would be great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a TV show. That's better than anything that's on right now. Sorry, I Know how you like it. Hey, you know the Bob and Top shows broadcasting from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. You guys know that? Absolutely. O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Here's more news with Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Chick. Police in Florida are looking for an art thief who appears to have stolen a $21,000 sculpture by putting it down his pants.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nothing for me.

[Christy Lee]

To the St. Petersburg Police Department. The incident occurred at the Duncan McClellan Gallery. Surveillance footage captured a pair of men entering the gallery. One man distracting a sales associate while the other grabs a glass sculpture and puts it in his pants. The man left and gallery staff noted. Noted that the cast glass sculpture titled Torso 11.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Torso 11 is very good.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's gorgeous. By laches are bordizia, of course, was missing. One 45 year old man has been arrested in connection with the theft, though the man who allegedly took the art piece remains at large. I am not familiar with his work. We'll have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me tell you something.

[Christy Lee]

If I can find a picture of the sculpture.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this a safe place?

[Chick McGee]

Christy? No. Torso 11.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've always wanted to blow glass.

[Chick McGee]

Have you tried it at all?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I've always wanted to.

[Jeff Oskay]

There's a place by my house that does it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Jeff Oskay]

You know how we always want to go on those work field trips? Like a team building experience.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Oskay]

We should go.

[Pat Godwin]

No one has ever brought that up.

[Christy Lee]

No one.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're right. I just tried to organize one last one.

[Jeff Oskay]

Josh and I have tried.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, like you, like we do the flower arranging, but we could go blow glass.

[Jeff Oskay]

We can go blow glass.

[Chick McGee]

It's fickle, I hear.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. What if you gotta be, you blow it in.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you can't have hiccups.

[Chick McGee]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

You blow out. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You could make a mistake.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got hot glass in my lun.

[Christy Lee]

Where's the sculpture? It was worth $21,000.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. How could I? I say, yeah, it's bargain at half the price.

[Christy Lee]

That's. Oh, it's pretty, but volvular.

[Bob Kevoian]

It looks like a fallopian tube door. Stop.

[Christy Lee]

21 inches high, 13 inches wide. That's a big pair of pants that guy was wearing. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I used to shoplift stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Shoving it down my pants. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What was the biggest thing you put down your pants?

[Bob Kevoian]

The double album Yellow Brick Road. Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Down your pants, down your bags.

[Chick McGee]

Let me ask you this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Down my pants.

[Chick McGee]

Was it. Was it a thrill?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it Was worth it. I mean, I never felt more alive. Yeah, Mostly sunglasses. That was my speciality.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It had to have been thrilling.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Until I got caught. You got caught? Oh, yeah. What is it in Raising Arizona? They say that before we're planning a crime spree all across the country for six months or until we get caught.

[Pat Godwin]

Taken in the back room. Caught.

[Bob Kevoian]

I did. I had to go up to the manager's office, G.C. murphy, and they gave me a talking to.

[Christy Lee]

And believe it or not, your parents?

[Bob Kevoian]

No. They tried. They couldn't find them.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that weird?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, maybe it was the one time you were glad left me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's true. That would have been some beating. Christie.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Texas say drug eating rats are raiding the evidence rooms throughout Houston.

[Chick McGee]

They're home.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

What you. What you doing over there, lady? You want to help a fellow out with some drugs? Huh? Huh?

[Christy Lee]

According to CBS News, the rodent issue has prompted the District Attorney to alert defense attorneys and more than 3,600 open drug related cases. Houston Mayor John Whitmer said, just one example. We've got 400,000 pounds of marijuana in storage. That the rats are the only ones enjoying it. Joshua Reese, general counsel at the Harrison County District Attorney's Office, said the rodents also got into a package containing mushrooms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. K H O U. Oh, well, that'd be Houston tv.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotta be.

[Christy Lee]

Houston TV reports the Houston Police Department and other agencies have permission from the DA's office to destroy any drug evidence from cleared cases before 2015.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, they're not the only ones. This has been a national problem since the 90s. Officials last March said rodents were consuming drugs in the evidence room of the decaying New Orleans Police Department headquarters as well. It would make sense, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

How did they not know this was going to be a problem? Don't people throw cigarettes to monkeys in the zoo and they start smoking and they're hooked on cigarettes? Isn't that right?

[Chick McGee]

And, yeah, there was an Asian zoo where that was happening. Yeah. I had. I wouldn't have assumed rats would be attracted to the drugs, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's a. Marijuana vegetation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like, so. Huh? Right.

[Christy Lee]

I would. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I've never eaten pot.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like a nice salad.

[Jeff Oskay]

You've never. You've never had an edible.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that's not like eating pot.

[Pat Godwin]

It's exactly like eating pot.

[Chick McGee]

Take a bud and just put it in your mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you say, I'm going to eat some pot, you mean you're going to have a gummy. See?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that's. But these rats aren't enjoying gummies. They're eating the pot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're eating the pot. Pot rats are dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Rats are all instinct, aren't they?

[Jeff Oskay]

Yeah, they're kind of dumb.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but cute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gross.

[Pat Godwin]

Keep growing.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever now and again run. Run over somebody that looks has a rat face.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boy, it's hideous, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I look like fievel American tail. Hey, speaking of dirty rats.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Coming up we have Greg Warren. No, I'm just kidd.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, Greg Warren's the Warren Reports brought to you by Champion Windows sunrooms, home exteriors. The Warren Report sponsored by Champion Windows. Visit champions save now.com but we also.

[Christy Lee]

Have a story about Al Capone because he's going to be. There's going to be an exhibit in Las Vegas that will open on Wednesday in the Mob Museum featuring some of Capone's personal line of artifacts or.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always want to go to the Mob Museum.

[Christy Lee]

Me too. I've never been.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they have there is Capone's Yo Yo. A lot of people don't know he was a real yo yo man. He could do a lot of tricks.

[Jeff Oskay]

I don't know if you're being serious.

[Christy Lee]

I don't either.

[Chick McGee]

100 true. In prison, he was always doing the yo yo.

[Christy Lee]

You're serious.

[Chick McGee]

That's how he bited his time. He could walk the dog around the world. Oh yeah. He can make it sleep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rock the baby can make you sleep.

[Chick McGee]

Capone was a world renowned yo yo human.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's Ace Cosby. Jess Hooker's running around here too, somewhere. And it's time for our unbelievable feature called the Warren Report with Greg Warren, brought to you by Champion Windows, sunrooms and home exteriors. The Warren Report, sponsored by Champion Windows. Visit Champion Save now. Hello, Greg.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Greg.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, guys. How you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

How are you, man?

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Ace Cosby]

Good. Congrats, Chick. Real happy for the, the football team.

[Bob Kevoian]

The team. Yeah, they're doing, they're doing okay. This might be the end of it on, on Sunday, but to go from 4 and 13 to what we're being presented with now is not too bad.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I watched a bit of the game. It's just, it's so funny to me. That and it, you know, it's like they, they play all year, then you get to the most important game of the year and send the snow and it just doesn't even look like a real game.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's part of the charm of football. Yeah. You play outside, you have the, they call it the snow globe game, but it does, it does in infringe on the quality of the competition.

[Ace Cosby]

They should play yakety sacks in the background instead of broadcasting. And it just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Point they're sliding around and everything.

[Christy Lee]

It is fun to watch, for sure.

[Ace Cosby]

No, it's fun. I liked it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You don't have a, since St. Louis lost the Rams, you really don't have a football team, do you?

[Ace Cosby]

I don't have a team. I was pulling for your guys and, and pulling for the Bills on the AFC side.

[Chick McGee]

Greg, you have the St. Louis Battle Hogs.

[Christy Lee]

What are they?

[Ace Cosby]

It is. Yeah. And we're, I think we're like the most popular of that league. Yeah, we do pretty well.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know when you say a name of a team of a league and someone says, who are they? Yeah, probably not a good.

[Christy Lee]

That a UFL team?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They average about 35,000 per game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure they do.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

That really is, that's surprisingly good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know the Chicago Bears? Who? Never heard of him.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. No, you're right, Chick. I mean, it's a sign. That's, you know. But, but yeah, we We, I think they, they go to those games just to spite the NFL. They can show them like they really do. They're like, yeah, we're a real city, you guys. The NFL screwed us. Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know it's, I know you guys got jobs. Sure. And I, I can't disagree with that.

[Ace Cosby]

Twice, buddy. Twice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And not to mention what the NBA did. But they gave you, they gave you a million a year though, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Those guys got, yeah, those guys got.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bunch of those St. Louis spirits, guys. Yeah. What's our topic today, Gregory?

[Ace Cosby]

Chick, I wanted to talk about truck stops today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love truck stops. As do I. I like the, the stuff you can buy, the food you can eat, the, the showers you can take. I love it all.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, I saw some, you're talking about those showers and I saw some like question and answer site about truck stops and it said basically, no, no, the showers are private. Some guy thought the truckers. Hey, Bob, how you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Like, it was like in high school when we all had to shower together.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought that.

[Ace Cosby]

And tell us more about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kristen, if you weren't an actual verified truck driver, you couldn't use the showers. But apparently you can. Like if I'm driving across country or a three or four hour drive, I can pop in and have a shower.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, your money's great.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, yeah, you could, you could. Man, you think those truckers aren't gonna, you're gonna catch a beaten coming out of that shower, though.

[Bob Kevoian]

You think?

[Ace Cosby]

Well, yeah, yeah, they're gonna, they're gonna put a bunch of soap in the pillowcase like that military movie and take it to you. Yeah, you, you could do it legally, but you know, that's not for you, buddy. It's not for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Customer number 13, shower five is ready.

[Ace Cosby]

Shower is ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

Showers ready.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever showered at a truck stop, Greg?

[Ace Cosby]

No, I haven't.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

I've spent a lot of time in truck stops. I mean, you know, I've driven across the country.

[Christy Lee]

Sure, you comedian, Comedian, Road dogs. What about you, Oscar?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I, I just look for a retention pond.

[Chick McGee]

That's very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, it's getting harder and harder.

[Chick McGee]

To talk to you, Greg. My grandpa was taking us all boating one day and he decided he was going to pull off into one of those way stations to see how much his boat weighed. And I've never seen a man get yelled at.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me and your grandfather, I'm just trying.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Did you get to find out?

[Chick McGee]

They were furious.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is the deal on that? If y'all if I'm a trucker and the way station is I. I come up on one and it says open, I have to stop in. Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

I believe you saw off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but sometimes it might, it might stay closed and then obviously you would. I don't under. Why, is that like a federal highway thing or something?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, pretty sure. Like, yeah, if you, if you pass up, that means you're probably overweight and they're gonna, they're gonna get you because there's a lot of times there's a cop car at those way stations.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that interesting?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, that, that's what you. You guys know what the biggest truck stop is?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna say Flying J. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One in Iowa. You mean the. Yeah, there's one in Iowa.

[Bob Kevoian]

That climb. Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys got it. It's the. And Flying J, I think is. Is Flying J. Pilot is the biggest chain, but the biggest actual truck stop is Iowa 80.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I've seen it. I've been there. Loved it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I've been there too. It's awesome. In, in Walcott, Iowa, which I, I think it's based. It's on I80 near the Iowa Illinois border.

[Christy Lee]

Will we be going that way? When we go out there?

[Bob Kevoian]

You will be right by. Well, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, where were you guys going in February?

[Christy Lee]

Cedar Rapids.

[Pat Godwin]

We're taking a bunch of comedians.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, a bunch of comedians. Oh, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You guys got, you got a bunch of Bob and Tom comics.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No.

[Chick McGee]

25.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, here's the thing. Yeah. We, we invited so many comedians. Yeah. Turned in like a two day thing.

[Ace Cosby]

Now it's just pretty much everybody, huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

From the show.

[Chick McGee]

I can't remember how hard it was to like, figure out 20 to 25 or like, who could we possibly.

[Ace Cosby]

20 to 25.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had. Well, we had to cut it off somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's all right.

[Ace Cosby]

So I'm number 26 on your list then as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

But let me tell you something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, 26.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a strong 26. Okay. No one's coming in to take your place, baby.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. Iowa 80, it's got. Man, it's got eight restaurants, a movie theater, Ty Refractor.

[Christy Lee]

A movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute.

[Ace Cosby]

Dentist. They got a dentist over at Iowa 80.

[Bob Kevoian]

The truck stop, Iowa 80 has a movie theater. I had no idea they were making.

[Ace Cosby]

Workout room, 24 showers, a library. And then July 12th, every July. July 10th through 12th, they have the Truckers Jamboree.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. It's a whole big deal. And I Just looked. They have media credentials. Maybe you guys should send me down there. Oh, that's exciting. They have the Trucker Olympics.

[Chick McGee]

I have to go to that.

[Ace Cosby]

Let's go to that, man. The truck beauty contest. The strong pole, the tire roll strap winding.

[Christy Lee]

The beauty contest. Is that what you said?

[Ace Cosby]

It's a, it's the, the actual truck, though. I don't think it's.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not the drivers.

[Bob Kevoian]

They shine them up.

[Christy Lee]

That would be cool.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A beautiful trucker. There he is. There he is. Trucker of the year.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I think Rip, I think Rip Taylor judges it.

[Bob Kevoian]

So do they have, like, concerts and. Oh, jamboree would imply music. Do they have.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I think they, yeah, they have country music.

[Bob Kevoian]

Both, Both kinds. Country and western.

[Ace Cosby]

Country and Western, yeah. 950 truck parking spaces.

[Bob Kevoian]

Holy heck.

[Ace Cosby]

950 trucks can park there. Just so you know, in order to qualify as a truck stop with the national association of Truck Stop or National Association Truck Stop Operators. That's a natso. You have to have at least one shower. Fifteen parking spaces and diesel fuel available.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, there's, there's 2500 that qualify across the country. And I would say, I mean, just in me driving around, I would say pilot Flying J. Love, love, love, loves. I, I, I like a nice pilot flying J. But if it's, if there's a loves across the street, I'm probably going to go loves. I, I'm with you, Greg. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will tell you the Iowa.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it's the heart and the sign, I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

But Iowa, it is a nice logo. I had the most delicious chicken salad sandwich and tuna fish sandwich right there in the case. They have the plastic sealed. Iowa 80 truck stop was delicious. Best one I ever had. You know how I have an affection for. Oh, yeah, the sandwiches.

[Chick McGee]

Gas station sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

The bread sauce, often.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you went with chicken and tuna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You mixed truck stop meats.

[Bob Kevoian]

I get two and I have a chicken tuna. And then later on I'll have another chicken tuna.

[Jess Hooker]

I like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

See?

[Chick McGee]

Chicken tuna.

[Bob Kevoian]

I eat on it all day.

[Ace Cosby]

Now there's, there's something supposedly going in, in West Dundee, Illinois. I think it's on i90.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this a challenger to a truck stop bigger and better in Iowa?

[Ace Cosby]

80 say in this place it's called Outpost. And they're saying they may, they may take over the title.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whoa.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty close together. You'd think they would be a little farther apart.

[Ace Cosby]

I'm with you, Christy. I'm with you. Now, have you guys been to a buc EE's?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have never been to a Bucky's is. But it's on my Bucky. It's on my Bucky list.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Very good.

[Christy Lee]

We stopped there.

[Jess Hooker]

That's the Warren Report.

[Ace Cosby]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

The whole time I was not aware that trucks are not allowed at BUC EE's.

[Ace Cosby]

They are not allowed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can't.

[Ace Cosby]

No. And I think it's. I think it's just the truck. You can't park a truck.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Ace Cosby]

If you were a trucker, you know, showing up at a Camry, they probably wouldn't turn you away.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're trying to sneak in like a. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got a chain on your wallet. What are you doing? Let's get out of here.

[Christy Lee]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

We don't want you here. It's called Buc ee, not truckies.

[Bob Kevoian]

You over the road, some get out.

[Pat Godwin]

Of here kind of hat. Is that.

[Chick McGee]

How you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, guys.

[Ace Cosby]

Hey, guys. Got a mustache and glasses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a trucker.

[Chick McGee]

Take it elsewhere. You son of a. I don't know anything about trucks.

[Ace Cosby]

I. I never.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never. Truck smell like diesel. I don't even like to drive my car.

[Chick McGee]

Godwin said you smell like diesel.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I've been to Iowa 80 twice, and one of the. They had a. A display for Jeep. The. The motor. The car company. And it was like these huge display of rocks, and they had a Jeep pulled up on it kind of at an skew angle, and it was some. Yeah, buy a Jeep today or something, man. It was amazing. It's amazing.

[Ace Cosby]

It's a great place, man. They got a. They got a caribou coffee in there, which is. I like. I like caribou coffee. It's more up sort of the Minneapolis area.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tell it, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Tell it, Josh.

[Ace Cosby]

Didn't that during that caribou coffee walk by you and painted on jeans at one point.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then you told caribou coffee, get out of my dreams and into my car.

[Chick McGee]

It was a whole ocean day.

[Pat Godwin]

Caribou cream.

[Ace Cosby]

Some of the other notable truck stops.

[Chick McGee]

I can think of.

[Ace Cosby]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

The. I believe it's. Oh, boy. What is it? Interstate 44.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not. That's not right.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that Big Apple Truck Stop in Joplin, Josh?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's actually. I think it's a little farther away. It has the world's largest McDonald's attached to it. Oh, across the highway.

[Ace Cosby]

It goes across the highway.

[Bob Kevoian]

I.

[Ace Cosby]

Is that. I don't know if that's a truck Stop, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what? You're right. That's a rest. It's a rest.

[Ace Cosby]

It's just more of a.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's on a turn.

[Ace Cosby]

Giant.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, it's on the turnpike.

[Ace Cosby]

Yes, but it's. It's certainly a road attraction.

[Chick McGee]

Right? You're right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And isn't that on Route Fardy Fire?

[Chick McGee]

It is on Friday.

[Ace Cosby]

That is on Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Car.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, it's down there on the way to Joplin.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You're getting into Tulsa.

[Ace Cosby]

It's down there. There's the Tiger truck stop in Louisiana. Gross Tet, Louisiana.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it gross?

[Ace Cosby]

They had a tiger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you sure?

[Ace Cosby]

A long time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gross Tet or gross.

[Chick McGee]

It's gross tat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ace Cosby]

Gross tat. Yes. Large head.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a hundred? Is that a band with 144 players?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

There's the quartet and the Grosset.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a quartet.

[Chick McGee]

The Bucky's Tents.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys need to come out here where I'm working. Okay, let's go.

[Ace Cosby]

I can't keep up with the guy. There's, you know, a big issue with truckers is idling, and I. I think these. These guys should be able to worship whatever ever. God they.

[Chick McGee]

They can't follow. Gross tab.

[Ace Cosby]

No, no, Apparently. You guys know there's like, laws against idling in 30 states.

[Christy Lee]

What do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

Like, are they environmental laws?

[Ace Cosby]

Yes. Well, you know, Christy, when. When they, when they go to the truck stop, they just park their truck there and they leave it on all night.

[Christy Lee]

That's where they have to sleep and they have to have heat and stuff.

[Ace Cosby]

Right, Exactly. Heat and air conditioning. And there's. There's laws against it because it's bad for the ozone. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's any more. Any worse for the environment as when you're driving, but they're saying, hey, you don't need to have it on because you're not driving. And there are some devices that these truckers have built. Like they, they have like, almost like window unit air conditioners that run on batteries and stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, I had no idea. I always wondered how they stayed comfortable when they were sleeping overnight because they just pull over.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. There's all kinds of new devices, but a lot of them still idle.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does this report that you're doing on the Warren Report, Greg, brought to you by Champion Windows, Sunrooms and Home Exteriors, does this cover anything about lot lizards in this? No.

[Ace Cosby]

I tried to keep it sort of above board, but if you've got some experience with these people, you Can.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. Well, first of all, they're, they're hard working individuals, right?

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They have their trade.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a part of the story.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's right.

[Ace Cosby]

Other than. I think it's up. Oh, it's up. Like outside of New York, New Jersey is the, is the, the highest institution of incident of prostitution. They say it occurs more in the big. Just outside of the big city truck stops rather than the. The Midwest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh.

[Ace Cosby]

That's what my research showed that I.

[Chick McGee]

Don'T think I've ever seen one. If I, if I did, I was unaware of it a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Lizard.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

You thought she just liked you, huh?

[Chick McGee]

She really took a taking to me. Yeah, yeah, she really. And then I gifted her. I thought hey, you know, I've never seen one.

[Ace Cosby]

I just. I bought her a 400 lunch.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've always been curious as to what the sleeping apart compartment looks like in like a really nice.

[Chick McGee]

They're not bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

How luxurious do they get?

[Ace Cosby]

Pretty nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they trick them out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they're really soft, you know, and air conditioning and maybe a disco ball or. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they TVs or TVs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big screen TV.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

They got everything back there.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Ace Cosby]

And. And chick. 40% of truckers travel with a dog.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love that.

[Pat Godwin]

40%.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

How does a dog.

[Ace Cosby]

And if you were. If you were alive in the 70s and you watch television. 90% of truckers traveled with an orangutan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well now I believe BJ and the bear was a chimpanzee. I think bear was.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. But those, those movies with the Clint Eastwood. It was right turn. Clyde was an orangutan.

[Christy Lee]

I believe he was orangutan. Yes.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah. And there was, there was like six of those movies. Every which way you can, any which.

[Chick McGee]

Way you want, whatever way you feel like doing today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's make a movie.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, the hell with it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Very informative, Greg. I am.

[Ace Cosby]

What was, what was Clint Eastwood's girlfriend at the time that he put in all those movies?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sandra Locke with.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She was the size of a pencil.

[Bob Kevoian]

She looked like a 2x4 with a nose.

[Chick McGee]

The always not sexy.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's so, so sexy. Running hair.

[Ace Cosby]

I liked her.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you guys know that Greg Warren, the one that's on the television screen and talking on the Bob and Tom show, is going to be at Oshkosh, Wisconsin this weekend at the time community theater.

[Christy Lee]

I did not know that. Thank you for telling us.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's going to be doing his Own play. It's called the Life of a Salesman. Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that something? Very upbeat.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a nice twist.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very nice. Nice. Very nice.

[Ace Cosby]

It is a nice. Where were you when I was naming my special?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. And then you're going to be in West Bend this weekend in West Bend, Wisconsin, at the Bend Theater.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, I think that's greater Milwaukee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And then at the end of the, end of the month, January 31, February 1, the bone. Not the way the comics say.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Funny Bone in Richmond, Virginia.

[Ace Cosby]

Newly, newly remodeled Funny Bone in Richmond, Virginia.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Ace Cosby]

It's supposedly amazing. Josh opened for me there one time.

[Bob Kevoian]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

I did. I did, Yeah. I had some. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you have some notes for him, Greg?

[Chick McGee]

I learned a lot that weekend because then later on I opened for John Witherspoon there and the spoon, and it was one of the funnest weekends I've ever had with audiences.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's it.

[Ace Cosby]

You didn't care for. For it with me, Is that what you're saying?

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't. This is all.

[Ace Cosby]

He was. He was a little. He was a little whiny that weekend, I'll tell you that. It was early in his career.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's a. He's whiny every day. Well, thank you, Greg.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Greg.

[Ace Cosby]

Not one of these people thought I was funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not one.

[Chick McGee]

That may have been a direct quote.

[Christy Lee]

Be safe on the roads out there and enjoy your trucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, and hey, Greg, what's the name of your podcast? What is Consumer Report?

[Ace Cosby]

It's called the. It's called the Consumers Chick. And we are recording an episode today. We're going to talk about uncrustables.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wonderful, wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

And by the way, take the money from Skippy, okay? Take the money.

[Ace Cosby]

No, Siri, there's not enough. There's not. There is no money.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. All right, all right, all right. Thank you, Greg.

[Chick McGee]

See you.

[Ace Cosby]

Thanks, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Warren Report with Greg Warren portions. Steve. Steven Singer, Right?

[Christy Lee]

That's exactly right. And boy, let's see. Valentine's Day is less than a month away, gentlemen, and Stephen Singer Jewelers has a brand new Valentine's Day rose. It's ombre petals of blue and turquoise. It's so pretty. And it's the first time in 44 years they've ever had this color combination.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's farty far years.

[Christy Lee]

So if you're. If your gal or guy is a. Oh, do we have one here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, Is this the peacock rose?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it's called the peacock teal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you remember the sound of the royal peacock.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, see how, how beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's lovely.

[Pat Godwin]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

They change. It's Tom can't say the word ombre sometimes. So he doesn't. Because he doesn't know what it means. But it's a variation of color. It's beautiful. That's right. Envision a peacock on a Caribbean island and take her away this Valentine's Day. It's 24 karat gold dip.

[Chick McGee]

You're not wooing the peacock.

[Bob Kevoian]

You are peacock.

[Christy Lee]

Lifetime guarantee. And it's only seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

I hate Steven Singer to visit.

[Christy Lee]

I hate Stevensinger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Still talking.

[Christy Lee]

Don't accept fakes or knockoffs. Nothing says I love you like a real authentic Steven Singer jewelry. 24 karat gold dipped rose. It lasts forever. I hate Stephen Singer.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be right back. Some of us will be. Anyway, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Just got to get a hold of us. Call fax, mail or email. Get all the contact information you need at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Josh Arnold, Jeff Oskay, Ace Cosby, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin. And by the way, Pat is going to be out on the road. You'll be in Rothschild, Wisconsin, this Friday.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, Friday.

[Bob Kevoian]

At some place called Banter Banta. Yeah. B A N T R. Yeah, that does sound like it's going to be really something.

[Pat Godwin]

It's gonna be hip.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's gonna be hip and Hampton.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, Christine, what else is going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

Australians are in an uproar.

[Chick McGee]

What are they upset about?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for kangaroos.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kangaroos and heat.

[Christy Lee]

No, not kangaroos. A local council has banned G string bikinis at pools.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Blue Mountains Leisure Centers recently confirmed its ban on skimpy swimwear.

[Chick McGee]

Only for like uggos and fatties. Or is it for everybody?

[Christy Lee]

The organization posted on social media saying thongs and G string swimwear is not acceptable for males or females when visiting our leisure centers. The band quickly sparked anger among Australians with many expressing shock at the old fashioned and ridiculous rules.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't think we're. Because we would be probably on the side of let him wear the G strings. Right. However, these. If you think skimpy and then go another 10 steps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What do you do when kids are around?

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. It's alarmingly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

These women showing up nude.

[Chick McGee]

I can see their.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, were you there one day with half naked women Walking around.

[Pat Godwin]

I was indeed. Let me tell you about it. Swimming in a pool in Australia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Another rule, another failure. No more thongs, no string bikinis but man are in Speedos sporting weenies Gotta cover your ass down under My heart is broke I'm torn asunder no more G strings. What a blunder. It's all covered up. We're left to wonder that's how it ends, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

Men at twerk.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Pat Godwin]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like the men at work, Josh Love?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like Colin Hay more than men at work or. But.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, he was, you know. What?

[Chick McGee]

Kind of about the same. Just because some of that's when he's alone. It's just unbelievable.

[Bob Kevoian]

It really is.

[Chick McGee]

I believe they're on tour with somebody this year and I will go to see them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spandau Ballet.

[Chick McGee]

I would watch Spandau Ballet.

[Pat Godwin]

Music.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard music yet?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, we heard music.

[Pat Godwin]

Big hit in the 90s. Early 90s.

[Bob Kevoian]

What song was it?

[Pat Godwin]

Push in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if you're into it. OSU likes it.

[Ace Cosby]

Here it comes.

[Pat Godwin]

That was on the radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know I like it wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

Wait. In the bush.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's not even a double entendre.

[Christy Lee]

No, she's right there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is a single entendre. That is.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that you fading out?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's a studio.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to say that was damn good.

[Bob Kevoian]

The state of the studio. Faith.

[Christy Lee]

January can be hard on our mental health.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you're telling me.

[Christy Lee]

Holidays have come and gone. Summer feels like it's forever away. So these feelings happen to come to a peak today, the third Monday in January called the saddest day of the year, Blue Monday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why do I think that's hilarious?

[Christy Lee]

It was first introduced by a UK travel company as part of a marketing ploy, but doctors believe there is some truth behind why people feel down this time of year. And the third Monday of January has kind of caught on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is Blue Monday the saddest day of the year?

[Pat Godwin]

Kind of agree with them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, but not necessarily today. Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Oh, today's a great day to celebrate that day.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of people have the day off.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Good day to stay in. Check local listings. If you're. Most of the country is under this cold.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it's cold or. Yeah, it's. I don't think Fairbanks, Alaska is like a warm trend or something. Oh, weather's backwards, upside down at the end of days. Get right with The.

[Chick McGee]

It's winter.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Residents of a Florida town found a 10 foot long shark in a local lake recently.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not supposed to be there.

[Christy Lee]

I told you, it's the end of days. WFTV reports the mako shark.

[Bob Kevoian]

W what?

[Christy Lee]

Ftv.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I thought you said fatv.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome to FAT tv.

[Christy Lee]

They report the mako shark was spotted in a lake in Hollywood, Florida. Better call Mako to the intercoastal. One person said the shark appeared to be lost and struggling as it swam in circles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Excuse me, can you tell me where the nearest truck stop is?

[Chick McGee]

Pardon me? Where the hell am I?

[Christy Lee]

Fortunately, authorities were able to catch and relocate the mako safely. Scientists say it's common for sharks to end up in lakes connected to the waterway, especially if they're chasing food.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, makes sense. Makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but that's. What do they call that when the salt water and the fresh water mix together?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's hydro convergence, convergilation, conflict, Hydration. Hydra, right. What are you growing up? We're just teaching.

[Christy Lee]

No, there's a word for it and I can't think.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff, are you afraid of sharks? Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you? Not like. What I mean is, are there people who aren't?

[Chick McGee]

When you swim in the ocean, are you nervous?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I'm not swimming in the ocean.

[Chick McGee]

You're that afraid of them?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I'll go like ankle deep, but that's. Yeah, I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I was a scuba diver, we were diving around and I told you 80ft. I went. I was, I was PADI certified.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you see sharks?

[Bob Kevoian]

I know, I saw the biggest barracuda you've ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not the car. I understand, but it was a barracuda and there was, it was so big. There were a bunch of little fish behind him.

[Chick McGee]

I saw a barracuda while snorkeling and I agree with you, chick, way bigger than I would have thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they could have. It could have cared less that I was there.

[Chick McGee]

Suspended there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right? Almost suspended. Yeah, yeah. In midair and mid water.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you will.

[Christy Lee]

Out. Yeah, I was nervous is the word. I was trying to.

[Chick McGee]

Because if it wanted to, it could just come up and snip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, chop me in half.

[Christy Lee]

But you're. They're not their normal food source.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right, right, right.

[Christy Lee]

They're not going to come after you.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, I, I mean like I don't even.

[Jess Hooker]

Why did they even relocate the. Just shoot it.

[Chick McGee]

Shoot it.

[Jess Hooker]

Like we have plenty of sharks. No, there's like why are we wasting money to relocate a fish?

[Chick McGee]

Like shoot it it eat it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's a shark, for one. Which is not a fish.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it is. It's in the water, right? It's got a tail, it's got fins.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mammal.

[Christy Lee]

It's a.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

No sharks lay eggs. Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

What he said.

[Chick McGee]

I found a lot of shark eggs.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you look at. We should agree to disagree.

[Chick McGee]

You remember those weird.

[Christy Lee]

Did you guys ever do okay?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sea Monkeys. We'll be right back with Sea Monkeys. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Reach us toll free at 1-88-8-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends.

[Chick McGee]

Who's that little elp.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the Bob and Tom Show. Tom on assignment. He's having a proctology exam. I hope his head doesn't cave in.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy, these mics are on.

[Christy Lee]

Ho.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, there's Pat Godwin. Yep. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Where am I?

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh is at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair where all of us. Jer's Jeff Oskay.

[Jess Hooker]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm Chick McGee and the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now the news.

[Christy Lee]

I can't believe that Tom allowed you to sit in his seat today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm almost certain he's not aware.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

No, he is.

[Jess Hooker]

No, he told me to.

[Bob Kevoian]

When did he do that?

[Jess Hooker]

He knows, like you. I ain't touching nothing. He's coming back to the desk the way it was as he left it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Chick would touch stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm. I'm gonna give you $20. You stand up and wipe his mic on your behind.

[Chick McGee]

What if we just.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, here we go. He's gonna do it. Clip like he did it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, you can't. I mean, that really.

[Bob Kevoian]

That really.

[Chick McGee]

That's gonna cause waves going to cause.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a ripple effect right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

He really got in there.

[Chick McGee]

He did.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess I owe you 20 bucks.

[Jess Hooker]

And I would like also a recommendation for my next job.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got it, my friend.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, what's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Did you know that it is National Soup Month?

[Bob Kevoian]

Know it? I wrote it.

[Christy Lee]

All right. The Soup Maker Progresso is releasing in honor of National.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen this? This is either the most brilliant thing I've ever heard of or the worst ideal you ideal.

[Christy Lee]

You'll ever hear of a limited edition set of lozenges that they're calling soup drops.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

And what they describe as an innovative spin on soup, the canned food brand soup. Soup drops deliver the classic hearty flavor of Progresso chicken noodle soup. Oh, they do a good job with that.

[Chick McGee]

They do.

[Christy Lee]

But in a handy in a hard candy drop.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is this not Willy Wonkian.

[Christy Lee]

The soup drop feature flavors including broth, vegetables, chicken, soft egg noodles, and a hint of parsley. The savory hard candy will be available for a limited time this month, right at the height of what that we call the cold and flu season, man. In an article for the takeout, Dennis Lee wrote that after sampling the lozenge, he would quote, rather be sick and eat progressive soup drops ever again.

[Chick McGee]

It sounds like he didn't care for it.

[Christy Lee]

No bad broth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Progresso's got a not bad breath. Bad broth.

[Pat Godwin]

He changed the breath.

[Chick McGee]

And he looked right at you right in the eye.

[Bob Kevoian]

He did, didn't he? Progresso's got a great black beat, man. That's good.

[Chick McGee]

They have good soup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Here's a question. Is chili a soup?

[Bob Kevoian]

God, we've been over this. No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I made a mean chili last night.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chili is chili.

[Jess Hooker]

Christy says chili a soup.

[Christy Lee]

I. It's a soup. When you go and you ask, hey, what are the soups today? They go, we have broccoli, cheddar, we have French onion, and we have chili. Am I wrong?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think you are.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, they are wrong.

[Jess Hooker]

No, you aren't wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're wrong.

[Chick McGee]

They are wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a chili stands.

[Jess Hooker]

It's the wrong first off, the wrong ratio.

[Chick McGee]

I don't go to into a restaurant say, what are the soups today? Because I'm not 102 also.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you'll get there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lord willing. No, think of chili this way. You wouldn't put chicken soup on a hot dog.

[Christy Lee]

You don't get a plate of chili. You get a cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can get a plate of chili.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, you can.

[Christy Lee]

Where?

[Bob Kevoian]

Anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

At my house.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Chili three way at the skyline.

[Christy Lee]

You put it on a plate.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it's over the the noodles at the same at station chain.

[Chick McGee]

It's over the noodles.

[Christy Lee]

That's not soup. That's not chili. If you put spaghetti in it.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, what the hell is it?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, now you're opening a whole other can of worms or can of chili.

[Christy Lee]

Now it's Spaghetti with chili sauce on top.

[Chick McGee]

My mom would occasionally make.

[Bob Kevoian]

My mom loved me.

[Pat Godwin]

She would put me in my chair.

[Chick McGee]

She would tussle my hair and call me a good boy. She would butter my bread and oftentimes she would tuck me in at the. She would occasionally make spaghetti and pour clam.

[Bob Kevoian]

She hit me because she loved me.

[Chick McGee]

Poor clam chowder over it.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I believe we called that the end of the month.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a piece of bread and dump it on there.

[Christy Lee]

No, spaghetti.

[Bob Kevoian]

Spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

So it was chili. Mac, but without chili.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, wait a minute. Was it just pasta or was it spaghetti?

[Chick McGee]

Spaghetti with. No, not sauce.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay, that makes a lot more sense.

[Chick McGee]

Noodles with clam chowder poured over it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And it was delicious. It really was. I would eat it today.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, you always talk about how poor you were growing up. Like, and I never believed you until this statement. There's nothing poor than.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, we were very light on funds. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes more month than money.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Jess Hooker]

Did your mom do this? My mom would just take a whole thing of hot dogs and dice them up and pour them in a can of franken beans, mix them together over some wonder bread. Franken beans. That's dinner.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what we didn't do? We did not do it over wonder bread bread.

[Christy Lee]

My mom would do that. Without the bread, it was just beans and weenies.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Right.

[Christy Lee]

And that was our dinner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Beans and weenies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Beans and weenies.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

My good friend Beth says that chili is a located as a stew, not a soup. Because soup is.

[Chick McGee]

Quit texting you at work.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she's smart, so Stu is. So Stu's notice.

[Christy Lee]

No, she doesn't. Stew is not a soup. Stew is a stew. So chili would be a stew.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

I will agree.

[Pat Godwin]

Closer to stew than soup.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely. All right. So I have been correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Stu. Who?

[Christy Lee]

Stu.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

I am so upset. I brought this up. I apologize.

[Christy Lee]

The fda, that's. The Food and Drug Administration, has authorized the sale of Zen nicotine pouches to chill children. The FDA gave the green light for 10 flavors, including coffee, mint and menthol making the first time that regulators have authorized the sale of these nicotine pouches.

[Bob Kevoian]

Regulators?

[Christy Lee]

You're not familiar. They've been available for more than a decade as FDA reviewed company data intended to show that the products can serve as an alternative to cigarettes and other traditional tobacco products. The FDA says Zinn contains fewer harmful ingredients than cigarettes and various types of chewing tobacco, including snuff, which are, of course Linked to cancer and other life threatening diseases.

[Chick McGee]

I've never known anyone who did snuff. Did you guys? What is to have a duel. We have like the.

[Bob Kevoian]

What year is it?

[Chick McGee]

A little tin and you put a back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you just.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it makes. Why didn't they just use pepper and jam it in their nose?

[Chick McGee]

I didn't realize you could still get snuff.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even know what snuff is.

[Chick McGee]

You've seen it in like old movies.

[Bob Kevoian]

And people would collect snuff boxes and crazy expensive and. Yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

If you snuff, let us know. I'd like to know what that's all, what that's like.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do you feel about Snuffleupagus? Anything?

[Chick McGee]

A big fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Big fan.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

Bird.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love snuffle snuff films.

[Pat Godwin]

Like snuff films.

[Bob Kevoian]

He just calls big bird. Bird.

[Jess Hooker]

Bird.

[Chick McGee]

Lovely lashes. You ever noticed the lashes?

[Bob Kevoian]

I have both sex organs. You do?

[Chick McGee]

Stuffy.

[Pat Godwin]

I never knew that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

This is really something.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

Where are we?

[Bob Kevoian]

Are we in the news?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we Are. Okay, how about this one? Some of the most iconic guitars in rock history are going on display in London before they go under the hammer at auction.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, don't break them.

[Christy Lee]

Auctioneer Chris not gonna break them.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, under the hammer.

[Christy Lee]

That was. You know, auctioneers. Christie's house held a preview for the collection of Jeff Beck, who died back in January of 2023. You can view 90 guitars from the collection until they're sold this week on January 22nd. It's valued at more than $1.2 million and includes an oxblood 1954 Gibson Les Paul. Look at your eyes. That Beck brought. Bought in Memphis in 72 and he played for the rest of his decade.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a great guitar.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a good guitar?

[Bob Kevoian]

Real good. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I never got. Never enjoyed, never listened one second of Jeff Beck. I'm with you. I don't know why.

[Chick McGee]

No clue. I'm too. Yeah. I have not explored it. I wonder if I'd like it. I'll check it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait a minute. Here's something.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't he a guest on one of our live date?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Chick McGee]

Pat, were you a fan?

[Pat Godwin]

Honestly, I wasn't. I mean, I think he's a great player, technically. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here's. I'd have to listen.

[Bob Kevoian]

This says Jeff Beck.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Pat Godwin]

See, that's why I didn't like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you ready?

[Christy Lee]

Are you ready for this?

[Chick McGee]

You know, it's different than I thought it'd be.

[Jeff Oskay]

It is, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I thought there would be more guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I thought so. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Surprise. Yeah. Less is more, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I teased this earlier in the show. A rare glimpse into mobster Al Capone's home life will be on display.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

And a new exhibit at the Mob museum.

[Bob Kevoian]

You want to see my rattle? Dinner. Dinner on the table.

[Christy Lee]

The exhibit, opening Wednesday, marks the first time the public can view Capone's favorite personal weapon and a short home movie shot by the mob boss himself. The weapon is a.45 caliber Colt 1911 pistol that he nicknamed Old Betsy. Sweetheart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sweetheart. Yeah. See, it's. It's light. It's got stopping power.

[Christy Lee]

Well, according to family, Lord saved him more than once, he says.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

The whole movie features fellow mobsters Lucky Luciano and Frank Costello. The museum says it's rare to have such personal artifacts of organized crime on display.

[Chick McGee]

There are few mob scenes as chilling as Robert De Niro. Yes, with the baseball bats I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not seen that movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, check it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check it out.

[Chick McGee]

It's pretty cool.

[Pat Godwin]

They have a lot of tension before the actual.

[Christy Lee]

There's a movie you have seen? Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

A bunch of movies I haven't seen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm shocked. The draft lyrics to Bob Dylan's song Mr. Tambourine man went for $508,000 at auction over the weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

This happened in Nashville, where about 60 Dylan items were sold through Julian's auctions. They included photos, music sheets, his guitar, and an oil painting he composed. Good timing on their part since a complete unknown is and Jacob Dylan.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that odd that that would be available?

[Christy Lee]

Jacob Dylan, the whole person?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's interesting. Chuck, local list.

[Chick McGee]

You just get him for a week. He's your butler for a week.

[Christy Lee]

Award winning actor John Ham, best known for his role on Mad Men and of course Fargo and Landman, recently is missing. No, he's not missing. He has been named the 2025 man of the Year by Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever had Hasty Pudding? I have not as delicious as you'd want it to be.

[Christy Lee]

The theater group announced Ham will receive his Pudding Pot Award at a celebratory roast on January 31.

[Bob Kevoian]

After the proceedings.

[Pat Godwin]

He gets enough pudding the way it is.

[Christy Lee]

He's married now. Be nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then we'll continue grab ass here at the fraternity.

[Christy Lee]

Afterwards, Ham will attend a performance of Hasty Pudding Theatrical's 176th production. 101 Dalmatians. What is the deal with the Hasty? I don't understand what that is. Do you know the Hasting?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't know. Well, tradition forever though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Think of 60 toms.

[Christy Lee]

Sitting around putting together.

[Bob Kevoian]

Putting together.

[Christy Lee]

Musicals, judging.

[Chick McGee]

Let's find a winner before we bugger one another.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good, we still have that. Good, good, good. Super, super duper.

[Christy Lee]

Speaking of celebrities, Pat, don't you have a song about celebrities?

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat is a song.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I am indeed. I have a song called Celebrity Encounter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you do?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does it go a little something like this.

[Pat Godwin]

Goes just like this. I saw Don Knotts at the airport once, but will always be Barney to me. I heard he was a ladies man in real life and not a bumbling deputy. I don't care how many roles he played. Like Mr. Furley in Three's Company. Oh, I saw Don Knotting in an airport lounge, but it'll always be Barney to me. I said, hey, Barney, is that a bullet in your pocket? How'd you get through security? I saw Don Knotts with a real hot Blonde, but it'll always be Barney to me I saw Jaleel Wyatt in a grocery store but it'll always be Urkel to me I saw him whine about playing that part. Oh, and an interview. You on tv. He's a producer now, not that nerd in glasses. But I think we all agree he may talk in his real voice out in public but it'll always be Urkel to me I said, hey, Urkel, what are you doing here without suspenders and high water pants? He said, don't call me Urkel. And I said, did I do that? He's always Urkel to me. I saw James Gandolfini at a New York gym But it'll always be Tony to me that's why I didn't say one word to him. Don't want to end up like big pussy. Oh, not one joke, not one wisecrack don't want to say something that gets me whacked Or I'll be swimming with the fishes at the bottom of the sea he'll always be Tony sipping the negroni yeah, he'll always be Tony to me Mr. Soprano to me Ah, lovely celebrities.

[Christy Lee]

Is there nothing they don't know? Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

In other news today, a watch list has placed the moon on a list of threatened heritage sites.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

That's right. World Monuments Fund cited concerns of potential looting and destruction caused by current exploration efforts as well as planned commercial trips as reasons for including the moon on this year's list of vulnerable cultural sites.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, I think I'd like to do that. I think I'd like to go to the moon.

[Christy Lee]

Would you just hang out?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

WMF president Benedictine de Monte said for the muff. Said for the first time the moon is included to reflect the urgent need to recognize and preserve the artifacts that testify to humanity's first steps beyond Earth. Earth. A defining moment in our shared history.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's gotta be a lot of stuff up there, right? Like trash and there's just rocks and. No, like the cart they were driving around. That's up there, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they all left that all behind. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't get something. Like you got to get a car carrier up there and you can't get stuff like that back to earth.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. That's why they left it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Can you imagine a big crane hauling the lunar module back? Spaceship and police in London are urging folks to protect themselves from theft by using different pin codes for gym lockers and bank cards. The BBC shared the case of Declan Murphy, a 35 year old thief who would watch victims punch in their locker codes at upscale gyms. He would then break in, steal their belongings and buy items as well as withdraw money. Here's the thing. Since the victim's gym codes often matched their phone passcodes and bank PIN numbers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I see.

[Christy Lee]

I can see that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

That's why for my bank one I use six nine six nine.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Jess Hooker]

But then my gym one I use 9,697.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody will ever crack that.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on in sports, Chick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's look at the National Football League and the AFC and NFC division championships coming up this weekend, wouldn't you?

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to cheer on my Washington football team. Isn't that right? Coming up on Sunday. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

You made life exciting with this Washington thing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you did.

[Chick McGee]

We were thrilled for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Thank you. Philadelphia Eagles and the commanders. 3:00 Eastern from the link in Philadelphia. Then 6:30 Sunday night, the Chiefs host the Buffalo Bills. And by the way, my picks are right up there on the. On the Instagram. McGee. I said, I put up there. I said, why wait? And I didn't. So I just went ahead and put the picture. All right. What do you think of that? And what are you gonna do about it? What do you think of that? What are you gonna do about it? And then the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and the Ohio State Buckeyes are going to figure it out tonight in Atlanta at Mercedes Benz Stadium. That's right. It's the national championship in college football. Ohio State has not won a national champion. The Natty.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what they call it?

[Bob Kevoian]

They call it the Natty or you're going to go for the boat? Go for the ship.

[Chick McGee]

The old boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Get in the boat.

[Chick McGee]

The old Natty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Natty. Champ.

[Josh Arnold]

Champ.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ohio State, 2014. And Notre Dame hasn't won a Natty since 1988.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

But tonight, something's got to give. Jeff.

[Jess Hooker]

We're doing Ohio State in my house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me too.

[Pat Godwin]

Notre Dame at my house.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ace is doing Notre Dame. I'm not sure what that's about.

[Christy Lee]

I'm impartial.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you going to be?

[Christy Lee]

I'll watch a little bit of that. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Of course I won't.

[Christy Lee]

You won't?

[Chick McGee]

I have Steel Magnolias on dvr. If only she had had an orange.

[Christy Lee]

I usually am a Big Ten fan. And that would be a leaning toward Ohio State, wouldn't it? I don't know, but I'm Catholic, so I have to lean toward Notre Dame. So I'm walking a fine line.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've said this before, and I'll say it again. How. How does Notre Dame lose?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you could say. You could say that every game.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jesus is on the team.

[Christy Lee]

What do they say when they lose? Jesus was sleeping. What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Touchdown Jesus, or whatever it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, you better have another song. That's what I got, lots of songs.

[Christy Lee]

Well, we need. We need a song.

[Bob Kevoian]

We need a song.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, whatever you would want to play.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about something. Something nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Something nice?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What's your favorite song for you to play that you can play that he.

[Christy Lee]

Won'T let you play since he's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here and you know the song. I like that you play, but they evidently told you you can't play that.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no, no, no. We can play it. Tom just thinks it's too dark.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, it's Blue Monday. It's a perfect.

[Pat Godwin]

Give me a second. I can pull that one up.

[Christy Lee]

In case you missed that, apparently it's been dubbed Blue Monday because the third Monday in January is supposed to be the saddest day of the year, because we are now in the. And today would be pretty apropos with the weather in most places.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but I don't think it can. It's Martin Luther King Jr. Day. That's a wonderful thing to celebrate.

[Jess Hooker]

When you write your lyrics, do you normally write it on paper and then put it on the pad in the.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in the old days?

[Jess Hooker]

Because how are we. When you die? How are we going to sell your lyrics and make millions of dollars if they're all on an iPad?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we need printed copies that are signed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jerry has a point.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, next. Next week. That's an excellent question. It's all digitized now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Now we're. Now we just sell the whole iPad. For what?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, the Pat in the past was pretty easy to figure out. Just ask my son.

[Chick McGee]

Do you. Is that iPad strictly for music, or do you have other.

[Pat Godwin]

No, this is regular iPad.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, so there's lots of porn on it, too?

[Pat Godwin]

No. Oh, I use the phone. I keep that separate.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the phone's not big enough.

[Christy Lee]

Password?

[Pat Godwin]

Jimmy knows my password. Yeah, I know.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with you?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't care. I have nothing to hide.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

They like the same kind of porn you like.

[Pat Godwin]

Asian women with big knockers. Anywho, this is a chick's favorite song.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sure is. 1, 2, 9.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, I'm seeing somebody.

[Chick McGee]

Count her off.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick.

[Bob Kevoian]

1 2, 3, 4. Hi.

[Pat Godwin]

You know I'm seeing somebody. Oh, the voices in my head? Told me that I love you? Oh, the voices in my head Said you love me too? Yes, they do? You know they're always right? So I'ma listen and tonight? To the voices in my head? Yeah, all the voices in my head said? Well, I was together? So I got your name tattooed flaming red on my forehead? They come and crystal clear? But my doctor, he can't hear? The voices in my head? And the forces in my head? Said to stop my medication? The voices in my head say to jump the wall and run and buy a gun? You know they're always right? So I won't put up a fight with the voices in my head? I see you on tv? And the voices are telling me? That you want me and you need me? And your boyfriend should be dead and gone? Voices in my head said to break in your apartment and hide under the bed? Cause your love was just a lie? You too must die? So tonight I'll stalk? Oh, but tomorrow I'm insane? So my lawyer says I'll walk? Got forces in my head? Got forces in my gaze? Head? The forces in my head.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that song. It speaks to me somewhere deep in my heart.

[Christy Lee]

It's catchy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it catchy as heck.

[Christy Lee]

In case you're just waking up since a lot of people have the day off and you're just finding out. Tik Tok was restored yesterday. That's right here in the United States. It was dark for about 12 hours, but you would have thought it was the end of the world for some. The popular video sharing platform went out Saturday night, came back after Donald Trump, the President elect, announced he would try to pause the ban by executive order on his first day in office. The company that runs TikTok said Mr. Trump's comments provided the, quote, necessary clarity and assurance to our service providers. They will face no penalties providing TikTok to over 170 million Americans who use it for entertainment and to get their news. So if you're listening to me on.

[Chick McGee]

TikTok, people make money on it, too.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot of people.

[Jess Hooker]

Hundreds of thousands of people. Like my daughter was losing her mind that they shut it down. And I couldn't have been happier. But then I thought about it, and I wasn't surprised that it was turned back on 12 hours later, because all those people probably had to deal and actually talk to their kids for 12 hours, and they're like, turn it back on. I'd rather I'D rather them sit in a room than have to deal with my own children.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot. I don't care for these people.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I can't imagine that that would be the only. You know, of all the apps. I'm just working with Tick Tock. I can't go on another app. I don't. I don't get that part.

[Chick McGee]

But you know, I. Yeah, I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, apparently at some of this is coming from a 14 year old child.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But they would probably know more.

[Jess Hooker]

According to them, you could post a video on Tick Tock and the same one on another platform and Tick Tock you'd make like a hundred thousand dollars. On the other platform you'd make like 10.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

For the exact same amount of views. So Tick Tock was paying their people a lot better than the other than the other services like that.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm more than a little fuzzy on what's going on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Talk, you mean.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I'm fine removing myself from it.

[Christy Lee]

It's not, it's not for us.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah. I, I don't care for.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who would like to hear a very special offer from the Bob and Tom show?

[Chick McGee]

Me.

[Pat Godwin]

I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Pat Godwin]

But that new breed, oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

Kind of freshens up the sound.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

What a ridiculous man that is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. We really didn't have to ask him to participate in any of that.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Top Show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we did. Oh, man, he actually got to talk. He got Substitute Teacher Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's not do that, okay? The Warren Report, brought to you by Champion Windows Sunrooms, Home exteriors. I like a sun room out there sunning my belly, laying, laying on my shades with one of the dogs. The Warren Report, sponsored by champion windows. Visit championsavenow.com and that brings us to. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Jesus.

[Chick McGee]

Ow.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've got to get a leveler in here or something. Today in history. And here's your host, Chick Magee. Well, thank you very much. Today is believed, believe it or not, National Disc Jockey Day. Well, that's what it says here.

[Chick McGee]

Happy National DJ Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Salutes. Embracing the art of spinning beats.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? Oh, okay. That kind of dj I Not really radio.

[Christy Lee]

Not a radio.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better be. It says national disc Jockey Day, January 20th. And I think it's my mother's birthday. I'm not sure. Could be tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder. She hit you? Didn't even know her birthday.

[Christy Lee]

What's your mom?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not clear on that. It's also, of course, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and also National Butter Crunch Day.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that. What does that mean?

[Christy Lee]

Butter crunch?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know what national.

[Chick McGee]

Are they not allowed to say butter finger type of toffee?

[Jess Hooker]

Is it like a fiddle faddle type type Popcorn Butter Crunch.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's butter hardened so it will crunch.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that seems, well, very odd.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it looks like a toffee type foodstuffs. Food stuff. You know what? You tell me, smart ass. Wait a minute. Here's a picture of the Butter Crunch. Doesn't that look like a toffee chocolate covered toffee or something?

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

And doesn't toffee taste buttercup?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. And I liked your enthusiasm.

[Chick McGee]

It is a toffee. Yeah, but there's also Butter crunch lettuce. So how do we not know?

[Christy Lee]

There's nothing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that the bib lettuce?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, the Butter Crunch lettuce.

[Christy Lee]

The hell's Butter Crunch lettuce?

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you look it up?

[Christy Lee]

Why don't you bring in some. I don't believe there is such.

[Bob Kevoian]

Why don't you go crunch lettuce up an alley?

[Chick McGee]

I'm looking right at it, you punks.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, and that also means that today's. You're not gonna believe what birthdays are today. Oh, son of a. Buzz Aldrin birthday today.

[Chick McGee]

I'll never forget when Ali G. Remember that? Sasha Baron Cohen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't he get punched by Buzz Aldrin?

[Chick McGee]

No, but he was interviewing him and he kept calling him Buzz Lightyear and Alter did not not care for it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I hate that guy. He's so funny.

[Christy Lee]

He is funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Today is David Lynch's birthday, so that's exciting. We can tell him happy birthday.

[Chick McGee]

No, we can't just passed away.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he died just days before his birthday, didn't he shaking everything.

[Chick McGee]

He's having a weird, weird party in heaven.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a small person there.

[Chick McGee]

People are talking backwards.

[Bob Kevoian]

Backwards. A log lady. And there's a good cup of coffee.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I forgot about the log lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then Naomi watches. This went far too long to explain today's singer, songwriter, artist extraordinaire. Happy birthday to Paul Stanley.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Ace's friend.

[Bob Kevoian]

And now here's Paul Stanley singing one of the Kiss, one of Kiss's big hits. Lick it up. Is it Lick it up? Yeah, yeah. Lick it up. Lick it up.

[Pat Godwin]

You're not gonna get a better one than that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Oh, it's Rainn Wilson with two ends today. Born in 1966. Dwight K. Shrute in the office. That's exactly today's Questlove's birthday. Of course, he's a drummer on the Roots. Nick Foles, former National Football League quarterback back. He's a Super bowl mvp, is he not? When the Eagles won't won the last. Thanks, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

We were sure we didn't know what to do.

[Christy Lee]

We're not, sadly.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's okay.

[Christy Lee]

We don't know as much about sports.

[Chick McGee]

If you don't know the football trivia.

[Bob Kevoian]

We don't go ahead and go climb in your cars. That's good. What's going on? Was released on this day in what year? What's going on, Mark? Marvin Gaye.

[Christy Lee]

Marvin Gaye.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on, Marvin? Oh, I have it right here, actually.

[Pat Godwin]

Wow, that is a crazy tempo.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Okay, what year was it? 72.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, did I not say 78. No. 71.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you get I'm the smartest man alive.

[Bob Kevoian]

1982, Ozzy Osbourne. Mark at the moon. Bit the head off a bat on stage in Des Moines isle.

[Christy Lee]

That's what it said right here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see. Dawson's Creek premiered on this day in 1998.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want to wait for our.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lives to be over. I want to have sex with you.

[Chick McGee]

Now, teenagers, who had a better vocabulary than William F.

[Bob Kevoian]

That did seem to be a little bit writerly. Yes, yes, I believe that is the term for it. And on this day in 2008, the magnificent Breaking Bad premiered on AMC. Has anybody watched the entire better call Saul series?

[Chick McGee]

No. I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh? I have. You have. Is it good? Is it okay? I go back. It drags them places, but drags a place you like. Alf, why would my. Why would it matter if it drug. See you tomorrow. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

You could have done all that research, all the breadcrumbs and thought, this company's never going bankrupt.

[Bob Kevoian]

Foiled again. You never knew personal finance could be this fun.

[Ace Cosby]

Throwing down the gauntlet. I'm bringing it today. I'm only going to be off by.

[Bob Kevoian]

Six figures instead of seven. Every boy has a dream, doc. Every boy has a dream, for sure. Stacking Benjamins. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.