The BOB & TOM Show - January 20, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – January 20, 2026

Podcast: The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
Date: January 20, 2026
Host: The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This episode captures the familiar raucous blend of comedy, banter, sports talk, and quirky news that fans expect from The BOB & TOM Show. The morning after Indiana University's historic victory in the College Football National Championship, the team revels in Hoosier pride with songs, local color, and endless ribbing about fandom, fashion, and pop music. Expect recurring gags (including an Abba feud), deep-cut movie and sports references, playful digs about aging, and offbeat “help” segments, all rounded out by frequent callbacks to pop culture, food, and bodily functions. Special segments include “The Mr. Obvious Show”, on-air letters, musical tributes, British vs. American English vocabulary, and an extended chat with NFL correspondent and comedian Kostaki Economopoulos.

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Table of Contents

1. Sports & Hoosier Hysteria
2. Comedy Sketch: Mr. Obvious Show
3. Running Gags & Musical Moments
4. News Banter: Letters and Ice Fishing Etiquette
5. British vs. American English Challenge
6. NFL Analysis with Kostaki Economopoulos
7. Pop Culture Riffs: Movies, TV & Music (ABBA’s “Fernando”)
8. Quirky Headlines: Cayenne in Socks, Cow Tool Use & Monkeys
9. Sex & Psychology: Porn Habits Explored
10. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)
11. Episode Wrap-up & Tone

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1. Sports & Hoosier Hysteria

• Indiana Hoosiers Win the CFP National Championship: The primary vein throughout the entire episode. The hosts celebrate IU’s first undefeated football season since 1894, reveling in the underdog-to-champs story and debating whether it's the greatest college team ever.

  • Details of the game (IU 27–Miami 21), key plays, and emotional stories from attendees.
  • Mock plans for “Hoosiers 2” (basketball => football).

• College Football and NFL News:

  • Recap of other games, gambling talk (the spread, who “covered”), and upcoming NFL playoff matchups.
  • Recent coaching changes in the NFL (Titans hiring Robert Saleh, Bills firing McDermott, Dolphins hiring Jeff Hafley).

• Sports Superstitions & Fashion:

  • Chick’s and Tom’s “red shirts” in honor of IU. Extended banter about shirt colors, laundry, and brands (Sid Mashburn).

2. Comedy Sketch: Mr. Obvious Show [00:22–05:43]

• Premise: A caller seeks home improvement advice about his delayed deck, but Mr. Obvious deduces his contractor is actually having an affair with the caller's wife—and possibly his sister.
• Memorable punchlines involving “tools,” naked contractors, and “losing his plumb bob.”

“Caller, I don't want to get too personal, but I'm afraid what's happening here...your contractor—now follow me on this...is having an illicit affair.” (A, 04:29)

3. Running Gags & Musical Moments

• John Mellencamp & IU Fandom:
  • Live audio of “Hurts So Good” sung by IU fans at the championship game.
  • Mellencamp jokes: his smoking hut at IU stadium, stories about his concerts and the "little pink house."
• ABBA Feud:
  • Extended “argument” about ABBA’s merits, with the cast divided: Tom is fiercely anti-ABBA (“You can’t make me like them”), while the rest sing and dance to “Dancing Queen” and “Fernando,” complete with playful musical tributes to IU’s QB Fernando Mendoza (see below).

4. News Banter: Letters and Ice Fishing Etiquette

• Listener Letters:
  • Cold climate stories: peeing outside during football games, the pleasures (and science) of “steam.”
  • Presidents of random things: A running joke that everyone is “President” of something (dogs, oral satisfaction, merth/silliness, etc.)
  • Twilight Zone anecdotes and car mysteries.
• Ice Fishing Etiquette:
  • Debates about appropriate distance between fishing groups. “If you can count their beers, you’re too close.” (28:23)

5. British vs. American English Challenge

• Pop Quiz Segment [30:00–32:30 and 37:16–38:41]

  • Rapid-fire test with Christy and the gang:
    • “Torch” = flashlight, “lift” = elevator, “biscuit” = cookie
    • “Hoover” = vacuum, “plonk” = cheap wine, “flat” = apartment

• Banter on everyday Britishisms:

  • “Can you hand me the rubber?” (eraser, not condom).
  • “Car park,” “boot,” “takeaway,” “chippy,” and more.
  • Jokes about misunderstandings and cultural mixups.

6. NFL Analysis with Kostaki Economopoulos [87:32–98:52]

• NFL Playoff Recap with Guest Kostaki:
  • Analysis of weekend NFL games; focus on Atlanta Falcons news, including their odd “President of Football” job title.
  • Extended southern “country name” riff: “If you wrote that as a character’s name on Dukes of Hazzard, the note would be ‘it’s too on the nose’—Jim Bob Cooter!” (Kostaki, 93:27)
  • Joke on franchises firing coaches/GMs, and “Second Reich” (dangerous territory, delivered with wit).
  • Offbeat playoff outcomes, bizarre referee calls, player injuries, and recurring underdog heartbreak (e.g., Josh Allen).

7. Pop Culture Riffs: Movies, TV & Music (ABBA’s “Fernando”)

• Movie References: “Breaking Away,” “Hoosiers,” “Singin’ in the Rain,” “Mr. Ed,” “Francis the Talking Mule,” “Paddington,” “Miami Vice,” “Gilbert Grape,” “The Warriors.”
• ABBA: Major running joke—Tom’s refusal to acknowledge their catchiness.
  • Pat Godwin’s “Fernando” Tribute: Song parody celebrating IU’s QB (51:00, 128:03), referencing Tom Brady, do-or-die throws, and betting the spread.
• Other Music Tributes:
  • St. Louis Blues’ “Gloria,” Neil Diamond's “Sweet Caroline,” ABBA chair dancing.

8. Quirky Headlines: Cayenne in Socks, Cow Tool Use & Monkeys

• NFL Players Using Cayenne Pepper in Socks [54:35+]:

  • Banter about Rams players using cayenne to keep toes warm in Chicago.
  • Science of blood flow, warnings against using “spicy socks” for masturbation (“Burn real good!”), jokes about “human cumin.”

• Cow Uses Tools [155:35+]:

  • “Veronica the Cow” observed using sticks to scratch herself, prompting doubts about cheeseburgers and jokes about bovine intelligence.

• Banana-Covered Tourist Feeds Monkeys [149:16+]:

  • Viral video discussed; jokes about pervy monkeys, the ease with which a monkey could remove a penis, and “banana split” puns.

9. Sex & Psychology: Porn Habits Explored [131:30+]

• Research on Pornography Use: Discussion of a study arguing frequent viewing does not automatically mean dysfunction; motivation matters more than frequency.
  • Notable Lines:
    • “I don’t want it to be a book report.”
    • “Is it a problem if you do it at work?”
    • “If you know the director of a porno, you’ve got a problem.”
  • Song parody: “Too Much Porn” (Pat Godwin, 140:00).
  • Banter about analog pornography (“jackalog” – magazine-only masturbation), women’s discomfort with some adult media, and the effect of auto-correct on explicit texting.

10. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Hoosier Football

• [07:01] C: “The Hoosiers, big winners. So something really great. And it’s a great story. Coach Signetti – unbelievable.”
• [45:07] A: “They’ve got balls as big as church. Ballsy call, ballsy, baby.”

ABBA Feud

• [52:44] D: “I love ABBA. We're a big ABBA family.”
• [80:14] C: “It’s overproduced… I can’t listen. Sorry.”
• [130:53] B (Pat Godwin): “If I had to do the same again, I'd bet IU and Fernando!”

Vintage Comedy

• [04:29] A: “Caller, your contractor is having an illicit affair… I think it’s with your wife, caller. And evidently with your sister, too.”

Britishisms

• [30:25] A: “Do you know what a torch is? … In England, it's a flashlight. Chrissy: Torch.”

NFL with Kostaki

• [93:34] B (Kostaki, on “Jim Bob Cooter”): “If you wrote that as a character's name on Dukes of Hazzard, the note would be, it's too on the nose.”

Cayenne Socks

• [54:51] C: “Josh, don't use that sock for masturbatory purposes. That'll be… good burn.”

Banter on Funerals and Coins

• [145:43] C: “If he didn’t have enough change, he could go up in the casket… if the guy had those coins in his eyelids.”

Porn Banter

• [140:02] B (Pat’s song): “Too much porn, too much porn. 69’s a young man’s game and my meniscus is torn…”

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11. Episode Wrap-up & Tone

The January 20, 2026 episode delivers classic BOB & TOM fare: relentless ball-busting, generational riffs, small-town Midwestern warmth—and zero sacred cows (only clever ones using sticks as tools!). Highlights blend sports pride, comedy, nostalgia, and bathroom humor, all in a breezy, music-filled format. Whether you’re a Hoosier fan, pop culture omnivore, or comedy nerd, it’s all here—just don’t let Tom catch you listening to ABBA.

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For quick reference:

• Mr. Obvious Sketch: 00:22–05:43
• British/American English Game: 30:00, 37:16
• Kostaki NFL Interview: 87:32–98:52
• Pat’s “Fernando” Song: 51:00, 128:03
• Porn Discussion/Song: 131:30–141:43

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Transcript

[A]

It's the bob and tom show. Hey.

[B]

Hello, everyone.

[A]

This is the Mr.

[B]

Obvious Show.

[A]

I'm your host, Mr. Obvious.

[B]

As always, I'm here to help you.

[A]

The listener, with your problems, big or.

[B]

Small, and go right to the old telephones. Hello, Mr.

[A]

Obvious? Is this Mr. Obvious? Speaking. Hi, Mr. Obvious, longtime listener, first time caller.

[B]

Let me just start by saying I.

[A]

Really Love your show, Mr.

[B]

Obvious.

[A]

Well, that's just grand. And thank you for calling, sir.

[C]

I appreciate it.

[B]

No, wait.

[A]

Mr. Obvious? Yes.

[B]

Yeah, I've got a problem I wanted.

[A]

To talk to you about. Of course, that's why I'm here, caller. Go ahead with your question. Well, for several years now, my wife.

[B]

And I have been saving our money because we wanted to build a deck right off our living room there in the back of the house.

[A]

Oh, that is lovely. Nothing like a nice deck.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Well, we've been skipping and saving. Finally saved enough so that we could afford to have that deck.

[A]

Wow. My congratulations to you, caller. Once again, appreciates the fun.

[B]

No, here's. Here's the problem. Even though I'm pretty handy, I figured it's too big a job for me, so. Well, I took your advice, Mr.

[A]

Obvious. Always call a professional.

[B]

So I called some local contractors and had them come out and give me some estimates.

[A]

Oh, estimates, estimates, estimates, estimates. That's always a very good idea.

[B]

One of my Mr.

[A]

Obvious rules to live by.

[B]

I thought so, Mr. Obvious. Well, we picked a guy to do the work and he really seemed to.

[A]

Know his stuff and he promised to.

[B]

Get started right away.

[A]

Sounds like a self starter, real go getter.

[B]

Well, sure, that. That's what I thought, but now I'm not so sure and I think we may have made a mistake.

[A]

Well, why is that, caller? What makes you say that? Well, it's been several weeks now and.

[B]

We still don't have a deck.

[A]

I'm beginning to think this guy is incompetent.

[B]

Well, now, caller, have you talked to.

[A]

Your contractor about your feelings? Well, I tried to.

[B]

I came home early the other day.

[A]

Talked to him, and his truck was in the driveway.

[B]

I couldn't find him anywhere.

[A]

And finally I went inside and it's.

[B]

When I heard some noises coming from the bedroom.

[A]

The bedroom? That seems like an odd place to be working on your decks in the. Well, yeah, that's what I thought was obvious.

[B]

So, well, I went upstairs and there was the contractor.

[A]

All right. And he was.

[B]

Well, he was naked.

[A]

Oh, my goodness.

[B]

Not even wearing safety goggles.

[C]

Huh.

[B]

Now that sounds dangerous. Well, yeah, Mr. Ives. And here's the weird part. He was laying on top of my wife.

[A]

Uh.

[B]

Oh. Now, was she naked, too? Naked as a jaybird.

[A]

Mr.

[B]

Obvious, as you can imagine, I got pretty mad.

[A]

Certainly, yeah.

[B]

I mean, since he was so far behind schedule already, I asked him what the heck was going on.

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Well, you know, caller, you're certainly within your rights, seeing how he works for you collar.

[B]

Is he being paid hourly or by the job?

[A]

By the job. Oh, now, that's fortunate for you. That way you don't pay while he plays. Of course, that's one of those Mr. Obvious rules to live by.

[B]

Give that a write on, Mr.

[A]

Obvious.

[B]

Anyway, Mr. Obvious, my contractor, explains that he's lost his tape measure and he's trying to find out how tall my wife is so he can have her lay down beside the boards that he's gonna cut.

[A]

Did you ask why they were naked at all? Did that come up or. Geez, Mr.

[B]

Obvious, I figured you'd know this. You can't get an accurate reading off.

[A]

Somebody'S height when they're wearing clothes. Even I know that. I'm sorry.

[B]

Maybe it's their weight. Anyway, whatever. Well, the more I think about it.

[A]

The madder I get.

[B]

I feel like I should fire. Well, I can certainly see that that.

[A]

Would be within your rights. Just last week, I found him naked.

[B]

On top of my sister when he lost his plumb bob. Exactly. I mean, what kind of contractor is that careless with his tools? I mean, if he keeps losing them.

[A]

I may never get my deck finished. Caller, I don't want to get too.

[B]

Personal, but I'm afraid what's happening here.

[A]

Is that your contractor. Now follow me on this.

[B]

Your contractor, right.

[A]

Is an illicit affair.

[B]

Oh, an affair.

[A]

Like sex.

[B]

You know, when he's.

[A]

He's married.

[B]

He's having sex with somebody else?

[A]

I think so. Who do you think it is? I think it's with your wife, caller, and evidently with your sister, too. What?

[B]

So these. These stories about him losing his tape measure and his plumb bobbies.

[A]

You think he just made those up?

[B]

That'd be my guest. Collin.

[A]

I never made the connection.

[B]

But what you're saying is he may.

[A]

Still be a good contractor. Well, actually, I guess he could be.

[B]

So, Mr. Ives, you're saying. Maybe I was being a little hasty.

[A]

Boy, is my face red.

[B]

I feel like a real schmo.

[A]

No, no, caller, don't be so hard on yourself.

[B]

That sort of thing happens when we.

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Jump to conclusions without having all the fact.

[B]

Mr.

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Obvious, you're a lifesaver. That's. That's Nice of you to say.

[B]

And.

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And thanks for calling.

[B]

Well, join us next time on the Mr.

[A]

Obvious Show. Hello there. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

At the Silac Insurance news desk, greetings and salutations. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

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There's Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom. Who, who, who. Who's yours?

[C]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[B]

Oh, did they win?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Yes. Big game last evening. The college football national championship. For the first time since 1800. Something.

[A]

1894, the Yale boys, a team has.

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Gone undefeated in college football at that level. And the team with the worst record and whatever the last hundred years is now the champion forever.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

How about that?

[C]

What a great.

[A]

It would make a great movie, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Was it a close game or.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. The Hoosiers were ahead the whole time.

[A]

Bought it, got scared down to the last 27, 21. I hope he had Miami plus the points.

[D]

Yeah, that's the thing. Well, Vegas made some money.

[A]

Boy, do they ever.

[D]

Yeah, how do they know?

[C]

It's interesting that all of the guys on ESPN except our friend Pat McAfee picked Miami to win.

[D]

I saw that.

[A]

Whoops.

[C]

Yeah, and they were talking about against the spread. They just felt it would be an outright win for Miami playing at home.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But very exciting. So now we get to look forward to more NFL action coming up this weekend. Yeah, I'm. Have you made your picks yet for the.

[A]

I have not.

[C]

Okay, well, we'll look forward to that.

[A]

Yes, we will.

[D]

Thank you for sporting red again today.

[C]

I found my only other red shirt that. This is slightly more red than the one yesterday.

[A]

No, I can't take it.

[D]

It's not red because he washes his red shirt.

[A]

It's like salmon.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Will someone else join me in this?

[B]

That's not red.

[C]

It's a very nice, high quality shirt from one of my favorite designers.

[D]

Fishermen in Kalamazoo. He said, hey, Tom, you look good in color. You should wear it more often.

[A]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Is that. Is that a Sid Mashburn?

[C]

Yeah, this is Sid Mashburn.

[A]

I love Sid. Well, why didn't you say it was Sid? My man Mashburn.

[B]

Two shirts or one?

[C]

Oh, I've also. It's freezing. Check local listings.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

This is a.

[A]

This is a.

[C]

My ski long underwear.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

And I also have long Underwear, pants on. Okay. All right. It's freezing here and like many folks, I take dogs out at 3 o' clock in the morning. Yeah.

[A]

Do you believe in the one piece? Long underwear or bottoms in the top?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Comedically. I love that one piece.

[A]

I do too.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

With the flap in the back.

[A]

The flap in the back for your butthole. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

If you're skiing and you have. There's nothing worse than.

[A]

Oh, tell me about how rough it is skiing.

[C]

Well, yeah, I mean it's rough. Fortunately, there's not a lot of riff raff out there. The good thing is there's not a guy holding a cardboard sign at the end of a chairlift. No, I need five bucks. You. If you have to go to the toilet and a major transaction. You've got that long, long underwear on.

[A]

Are there Porta John's along the run?

[C]

No, no, they have regular facilities, but back.

[A]

They do back at the lodge.

[C]

No, no, no, up top.

[A]

They have up top.

[C]

Oh, sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, okay. That's good.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

Never occurred to me there'd be bathrooms.

[A]

What if you're out in the middle of, you know, black diamond or whatever and you're up in a. You know, we.

[C]

Typically one can get down quickly enough to.

[A]

Can. Can one.

[C]

I have never had to do a major transaction mid. No, I have actually peed halfway down a slope. Gone over by the woods.

[A]

Attaboy.

[C]

Taking a quick whiz. But I mean the ones that have the flap, I can't even imagine. And under any circumstances being able to use a toilet facility.

[A]

Well, sure you can. Yeah.

[C]

Other than that flap is sitting up against the backside of the germs front.

[A]

If it's where you're back.

[C]

Normally, to answer your question, no, I do not wear a one piece unitard, whatever it's called.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, no, those are. Those are for like old Fatty Arbuckle movies and stuff.

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[C]

That's the one where the old man carrying the candle with the hat that comes down.

[A]

Who goes there?

[C]

Yeah, that, that guy. The guy that walked out of a Dickens novel. In any event, I am wearing red in honor of the. The Indiana Hoosiers. Okay, again, it's a Sid Matchmark. Come on.

[A]

I love it. It's a Sid. But Sid makes a nice red shirt, I'm sure.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I know, but can you tell the difference between that? I imagine Sid Mashburn is pricey.

[C]

I don't know, probably.

[B]

And a nine dollar Walmart golf shirt. Zero difference.

[C]

No, this is all cotton. This is Sid's But I mean, just personal touch.

[B]

It's nothing. Well, it means nothing if you.

[C]

Maybe if you see the little tiny logo.

[A]

I don't know about you, but Tom, I'm not going to sit here and have him.

[C]

I won't either.

[B]

You know what? Maybe I should try a SID Masher. Maybe you should try before I open my app.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

All right.

[C]

And it's got subtle. There's, there's no, like, logo on the boob like all those other. Oh, yeah, I'm not going to wear the polo thing. It's subtle. It's in the shirt tail.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Just as.

[B]

Yeah, that's always like that.

[C]

Yeah. Very, very, very, very subtle. So this isn't red. I can't tell the difference between blue and black anymore.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Well, yeah. Navy. Navy.

[D]

It's so hard anymore. But have you washed that shirt?

[C]

Maybe that.

[D]

I'm telling you, that is the reason that it looks like that, because you washed it. I guarantee you, in hot water, it.

[A]

Looks like you washed.

[C]

I wash everything.

[D]

There you go. That's why it looks faded.

[A]

And then ran it over with a truck.

[C]

Look at these pants. These pants were originally blue.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him now.

[B]

Tom does have trouble watching the difference between blue and black. He walked into Avatar and he thought it was boys in the hood.

[D]

Oh, that's a sweater.

[C]

Did you see, by the way, that reminds me. Goodness, did you see that story? What's her name? Zoe Saldana now is now the record holder for the actor who's been in movies that have made the most money.

[B]

Oh, that makes sense. The Avatars, the guardians of the galaxies.

[D]

Very popular.

[C]

But there's a certain irony there, I think. How so? Well, an African American woman is in movies in which she's usually either painted green or blue.

[B]

Oh. Huh.

[C]

She's a woman of color. But it's.

[B]

I, I. You know what? I would like you to go on a certain, like news debate show.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I'll have you know she's actually not black in those movies. Can you imagine?

[C]

I just thought this is a certain irony. I. Apparently, I'm the only one.

[A]

Yeah, once again, that's right. Okay, well, we'll get to the pink shirt.

[C]

We'll get to the numbers on that. Coming up, we do have a more sporting news, but as Chick pointed out, if you were. If you took Miami in the points, you won.

[A]

Yes, sir. That was the bet.

[C]

But the important, the important thing is, is that the Hoosiers big winners. So something really great. And it's a great story. Great story, Coach Signetti. Unbelievable. Great team. Now we have.

[D]

All my Hoosier buddies are writing a screenplay right now.

[C]

Hoosiers too.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[C]

This time it's not about basketball. Football. This time, Hoosiers is still the greatest sports movie ever.

[B]

Oh, you think so?

[D]

Oh, so good.

[B]

It is good.

[A]

It's okay. Yeah.

[C]

Another great one is that takes place at IU is Breaking Away. Have you seen that, Josh?

[B]

Yeah, It's a good movie.

[C]

I love that movie. I love that movie. Daniel Stern.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

And what From Home Alone. Dennis. Dennis Quaid. Yes. Four great actors.

[B]

Yeah. That's a cool flick.

[C]

And it's got the great line. Refund. You'll have to see the movie together. The dad.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

We have to use car lot.

[C]

We actually talked to him.

[B]

Paul Dooley. Is that.

[C]

We talked to Paul Dooley as soon as we got him on the phone. Refund. Little ins. Kind of a little inside for the four people that know what I'm talking about. Thank you very much. I hope you had fun last night. Speaking of having fun, with the NFL just around.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Chick McGee has something to tell you.

[A]

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It's awesome. You're gonna love it.

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I am.

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I'm gonna give it to you. Thank you.

[C]

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Thanks, Ashley, for being here. You are coming up.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

She's at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hello, Chick.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[A]

Costakia Konamopoulos checking in later this morning with a look at the NFL and AFC NFC Championship games coming up this weekend. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[C]

Hello, Chick Magee. Hello, sports fans, especially fans of the Indiana Hoosiers, which there are many.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I was trying to get a bead on the percentage of fans that were rooting for the Hoosiers last night at the game itself. Obviously it was in Miami. So that's their home field for Miami, the Hurricanes. The announcer on ESPN said he thought it was about 60, 40. I know people were there that told me 80, 20, 70, 30 or 80 20.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

It's hard to just, I know that for the, for the Rose bowl and the Peach bowl, it was significantly more IU fans.

[D]

So sometimes that orange could look red. So you had to kind of.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Like you maybe you think you're wearing Miami, Alabama fan? Miami orange.

[C]

Josh, what color is this shirt?

[B]

Boy, I don't want to get in the middle of this. But it's. It's red. Ostensibly, yes.

[C]

Am I going to have to get. Am I going to have to get Sid Mashburn on the phone?

[A]

I would love to talk to Sid and his problem with colors.

[C]

Yeah, maybe Sid could be the official clothier of the Bob and Talk Show.

[A]

I would love to talk to Sid.

[C]

This is. As usually I wear black, so. Black or dark blue?

[B]

The red looks good on you, man.

[C]

Okay. Well, that's what I got on today. In honor of the Hoosiers, they were.

[A]

Singing Hurts so Good last night during. During the game at the top of their lungs. You would have thought it was an IU home game. It was.

[C]

Was.

[A]

It was really, really something. You want to turn up the volume on that? Thank you very much.

[D]

Baby.

[A]

Here it comes.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It hurts so good.

[C]

No, John Mellencamp is so good. John, actually. John Mellencamp actually has a little hut on top of the stadium at iu.

[A]

And why is that?

[C]

Because he can smoke.

[A]

That's exactly right.

[C]

And if you think I'm joking, there was a huge article about it. I want to say. I forget where it was. I think it was the Wall Street Journal last week, and there was an.

[D]

Story on CBS Sunday Morning about it, too. I think one of those. Yeah, they showed him up there with his.

[C]

And Mr. Melon, Mr. Melloncamp is about to launch a tour, national tour this summer, that he's going to be doing all the hits again. He's decided he wants to do what kind of a greatest hits tour. There's a terrific video out there with Sean Penn in which John's on a motorcycle, stops at a kind of a roadhouse in the middle of nowhere. You got to watch it to see it.

[B]

You do have to watch it.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

You do have to watch it. Because if you're not watching it, if you don't watch it.

[C]

If it's a closed caption and you're blind, you can have someone read it to you.

[A]

And this is Sid Mashburn.

[C]

Red.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

A lot of smoking. A lot of smoking going on.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, you get Sean and John together.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

A lot of smoking.

[C]

And I think anyone enjoys a cigarette more than those two guys, with a possible exception of Billy Bob Thornton.

[A]

Have they gotten the updates on cigarettes?

[C]

Someone told them the first season of Landman. There is a hilarious scene in the kitchen with Billy Bob Thornton talking about why smoking Is better for you than eating. Well, eating food with preservatives. It's really.

[B]

That. Was that clove with Billy Bob or is that real?

[D]

Oh, that's real.

[B]

Is he a real smoker?

[C]

I don't know what the rules are if you're not in California when you're making a movie supposedly on movie sets, you can't smoke real cigarettes. I can't imagine he's enjoying those so.

[A]

Much for me watching Landman, I guess.

[C]

Awful close.

[B]

I read it. I haven't watched it, but I read a thing that said it's an absolutely terrible show. That is incredibly entertaining. That's. That's true.

[D]

That is a very good description.

[A]

Is it?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And I noticed people love it.

[C]

There's a subplot.

[A]

The new season. I noticed that the. The wife and the daughter really drive. Starting to drive me crazy now.

[C]

Very awful. It's a really stupid, really bad subplot where they take old people to a strip club. It's so forced. Yeah, they could. I could do without them ever being the. The fact that they're gorgeous, that. That helps. Maybe if they were naked more, I'd get their plastic. But the thing was, it's all about smoking. But. Yeah. And back to Mr. Mellon Camp. Yes, he enjoys a cigarette more than anybody, with the possible exception of Billy Bob Thornton and. And Sean Penn. But I would recommend watching the video. That's the only way you can see it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[C]

Me talking about it really isn't helping.

[A]

No.

[B]

Well, you're leading people to it.

[A]

You're doing good work over there.

[C]

But as Chick went out, very, very, very cool that they were singing a John Mellencamp song. And he's a huge supporter, obviously of the Hoosiers. So bravo.

[B]

From the beginning, right with him, wasn't he? Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah. He's from that area.

[A]

The Melon Camp, Sports complex or something. Practice on campus.

[C]

But it. I know it sounds far fetched, but there really is a little hut that is just for him.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So he can smoke little pink house.

[D]

It's way up, but it's cute.

[C]

I don't think he would allow them to make it pink because that would be too on the nose. That's not his thing.

[A]

Remember John on mtv? Well, they're gonna paint the mother pink. He gave away a pink house. He probably doesn't like to be reminded of that.

[C]

Oh, I'm sure.

[A]

John.

[C]

The checks are. The checks are coming in. So now let's. Let's do a one. Oh, wait, we have to give letters. I'm sorry.

[A]

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Yes.

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Am I right, Tom?

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Last night, my sleeping buddy was a white golden retriever. He loves my sleep number. Bed.

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Yes. Cream out. Cream and crimson. You have a red, red collar on him.

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Oh, you're really bothering me.

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[C]

Well, the first letter I've got involves watching the football college national championship last evening.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

This comes from Tim. Where he was watching it at a place in Toledo.

[D]

Hi, Tim.

[C]

Halftime. All the bathrooms are occupied. What do you do?

[A]

Go in the hallway sink, Go outside.

[C]

It was three degrees. There was some shrinkage, but I'm not afraid to admit it. I like peeing outside.

[B]

Peeing outside is always great, but I really like it when it's super cold and then steams.

[D]

Do you see it steaming?

[B]

Do you see it steam? And it's just a reminder. There's just a reminder of you're alive.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Isn't it possible at certain places in the Arctic it actually freezes before it hits the ground?

[A]

I think there's videos of swirling and it just freezes in midair.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

So cold.

[C]

Yeah, that's how it feels right now. Jack. Localist.

[A]

Could be AI.

[B]

Well, no.

[C]

Thank you for that, Tim in Toledo. Always a great pleasure. Chick McGee, you got a letter over there.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. We were declaring. We each decided that we were going to be president of something because Matt Ryan, former all pro quarterback with the Atlanta Falcons, has recently been named president of football for Atlanta.

[C]

Not. Not football operations, just president of football.

[A]

And that term from the Falcons tells you all you need to know about Atlanta and their acumen for winning football games. But my point is, we all declared we were presidents of something. And I was. I am president of Oral satisfaction.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Tom wants to be president of dogs. Is that what you said?

[C]

President of dogs? Better. President of spaghetti.

[A]

Were you president of mirth? Josh? What was silliness? Silliness? Yeah, silliness. I forget what. Oh, Christy can't be president. She's a girl.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

I was the president. I am the president of the sauna at my gym.

[D]

That's right.

[A]

The song in charge.

[D]

How's that working for You.

[A]

This is Mike in Pittsburgh. After doing some research, I found out that there used to be a president of Pennsylvania. As a lifelong resident, I have decided that I will now assume the role of president of Pennsylvania following my predecessor, Benjamin Franklin. The role will obviously be ceremonial, though the governor now is officially taken on the president's part. I guess.

[C]

I think you get a good lawyer, maybe you can.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Get this thing reversed. He's up to his as the president precedent.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

The president of Pennsylvania. What were you the president of, Christy?

[D]

I didn't. There really wasn't. I think you said president of society, but that's not.

[A]

Well, that's right. Yeah. Well, president.

[D]

Because I do a lot of.

[A]

President of friendship.

[D]

Oh, that's nice.

[A]

You have many, many, many, many friends.

[D]

I like that. I'll be your friend.

[C]

You know what?

[A]

I'm going to pass. But I'll work with you. How about that?

[C]

I see. Now I've got another letter here.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

This comes to us from Angela. Angela, kind enough to write Angela. Hello, friends.

[A]

That's my Tony.

[B]

It's very good.

[C]

I was driving around. I was driving around and I was the boss. Taylor Swift was bumping hard. I thought my speakers were broken.

[B]

Huh.

[C]

My husband had put an adjustable wrench in my passenger door pocket, apparently vibrating with the. As she rocked to Taylor Swift and making a buzzing sound. But she found it and all is well.

[A]

I'm going to take up Josh's cause in this. And she felt compelled to take. Send us a letter about it.

[B]

Buy a diary.

[C]

Why? You don't think it's funny that her husband for some reason has an adjustable wrench he's thrown in the car door?

[B]

I don't.

[C]

Hey, remember that episode of Twilight Zone?

[A]

I wouldn't mention.

[C]

Remember the episode of Twilight Zone where there was that clanging in the submarine wall?

[B]

No.

[C]

And it was.

[A]

No. That sounds like an outer limit.

[C]

Maybe it was that a guy had died in there and the skeleton had the wrench in his hand.

[B]

Oh, no way.

[C]

Clanging. I forget which one it was, but it was. But it was great.

[B]

We were asking about ice fishing, Tom, because there was an altercation in the news. One man said, hey, you're. You're ice fishing too close to me. I'm gonna punch in the face. Such things occurred. Well, we've gotten quite a few emails about it that range from if you're not part of a particular group While ice fishing 75ft, even 100 yards away is the proper.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

So, yeah, I was saying if you can count their beers you're too close. Yes.

[A]

A football field away.

[B]

You're saying that's what these. They're saying, hey, we've got our group. All in this area. You got to be at least 75ft. Says one guy. 100 yards is another guy.

[C]

But, yeah, certainly keep your distance. Right. You don't go right next to a guy.

[D]

No.

[A]

It's just like the urinal.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

You don't go right next to a guy.

[C]

Yeah. If you walk into, like, you're at a stadium and there's 12 urinals and there's one guy in there, the closest you get is three or four. Right.

[B]

Well, how am I supposed to see his penis?

[A]

Unless you want to compliment his penis.

[D]

Always.

[A]

Then you. Then you can.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, that's impressive. You don't need any help lifting it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

My goodness. Oh, God, I wonder how that tastes.

[C]

Try to read some letters and what happens?

[A]

Dear Bob, a top show. I was watching the movie Black Bag.

[B]

Oh, I've been wanting to watch.

[A]

I think that's Michael Fassbender and.

[B]

Yeah. Kate Blanche.

[A]

Blanchett, who's wonderful. I was watching Black Bag with my wife. They ended up in the movie saying that there was a important item to the plot that was in the boot of the car.

[B]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[A]

I looked at my wife and said, boot is the English term for trunk. She looked at me as if I was the smartest husband in the world. To which I said, I learned that on Bob and Tom this week. And we both looked at each other and started laughing. That's from Lee in North Pole, Arkansas. Oh, I didn't know that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, I guess Santa has to. You know. Various satellite offices.

[C]

Sure. I got. I just. It's so funny that we got. I just have this. A list of English in England versus terms in the US of A. You know how you say flashlight in England? Chrissy Torch. Yeah. And same in Canada.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oddly enough. Yeah. My college roommate would always. He was from Toronto. He'd always go, yeah, you got a torch?

[A]

Toronto.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Do you know what you'd. If an Englishman says, chinwag, gossiping, talking, chatting. Very good, Josh. I would not have gotten that one. And this one I didn't know either. In the US we always talk about a case with John Doe. In the uk, it's John Smith. How about plonk?

[A]

What? Plonk.

[C]

Plonk. P, L, O, N, K is cheap wine. Oh, you have a little plonk. Bullocks. That's very calm. Bullocks is bulls. Nonsense. Yeah, of course. Elevator. Christie.

[A]

Is a lift.

[C]

Very good, pal. Buddy.

[D]

Mate.

[C]

Very. Christy, you're winning here.

[D]

I was just in England, remember?

[C]

How about cookie, a biscuit? Christy, you're. You're just killing this.

[D]

I watch a lot of English tv.

[C]

How about a vacuum cleaner?

[D]

Vacuum cleaner? Oh, I don't know that.

[B]

A sweeper. Sucky.

[C]

It's a name brand thing.

[A]

Sucky. Hoover.

[C]

Yeah. My sister would always go, I'm gonna have to hoover the living room. Oh, now, the term hoovering over in the United States, it made something a little different. Yeah. Woman says she's gonna do some hoovering.

[D]

Rosman smiling.

[C]

I won't. I won't go into any details there. And of course, we have chips versus French fries, which is significant because we have French fries in England. In the news this morning, in a weird way.

[B]

Freedom fries, please.

[C]

Is that back?

[B]

It's not back. Oh, no. We got rid of that.

[C]

I don't know. The way things are going, it may be back real soon.

[B]

I hope so. Freedom fries, baby.

[A]

Freedom price for everybody all around.

[C]

Josh Diaper in England.

[D]

Very good.

[C]

Very good. You guys. You guys are killing it. Pat Godwin. An apartment in London is called Flat, all right? And if you get hit by a truck, you got hit by a Lori.

[B]

And a few lorries driving that truck, It's a Lori.

[C]

Lori.

[D]

Lordy Lord.

[C]

And how do you say. How would you say, Hit the road in London?

[A]

Hey.

[C]

Hit the road.

[D]

Well, I don't know.

[C]

Bugger off.

[A]

Oh, well, I don't know if that's accurate.

[C]

I'm looking at the list right here. This is. You can't argue with the list. What's coming up in sports?

[A]

We had the national championship game last night, and I hope he didn't fall asleep. Indiana, national champions of the world of college football, and some are saying the greatest college football team in history ever. I would agree with that. Indiana 27, Miami 21.

[B]

Some say they had a very easy schedule. That's what those people don't know what they're talking about.

[C]

There are some saying, thank you for putting.

[A]

What did they say? They played Ohio State, Alabama, Oregon. Boom, boom, boom, Miami.

[C]

Fernando got hit pretty hard.

[D]

Fernando, he. There were personal fouls that weren't called early in that game.

[C]

That was that one late, late, late hit. And even the announcer said, well, they got that one wrong.

[A]

Oh, Bills fired their coach.

[C]

Should have tossed that guy from the game.

[A]

Yeah, Bills fired their coach. Titans have hired a coach. The Dolphins have hired a coach that's a Titan. And we've got a. We have a world Record time. Yes, we do have a world record.

[C]

Oh, it's a good one, too.

[A]

It involves your finger.

[C]

It's a good finger. It's a really good one. Now, all right, now, speaking of fingers, maybe you want to put a ring on that finger. Or maybe you want to get something nice for the lady who's, let's see, already has the ring on her finger. I'm talking about Steven Singer Jewelers and the rose. This year, it's the brand new Sunset Rose. What am I talking about? Well, it's a real rose dipped in 24 karat gold, exclusively available from Steven Singer. People collect all of them. This is the latest one. It's called the Sunset Visit. I hate stevensinger.com for the details. I was doing some perusing there myself over the weekend. I always recommend that at last bracelet that is a great value. And of course, Stephen Singer has the best guarantee in the business. And free shipping. Nobody does free shipping anymore. Are you kidding me? Stephen Singer does. Tell me more about that rose, Christy Lee.

[D]

It's gorgeous. It's like an ombre. It goes from an orangey yellow all the way down into a dark violet. It's so pretty. And of course, it's 24 karat gold dipped. And you can only get them at Steven Singer.

[C]

Every time you say ombre, I think of Clint Eastwood.

[D]

I know.

[C]

Sorry.

[D]

It's guaranteed to last a lifetime.

[A]

That's not one of the ombre. That's not one of the full metal. No. For a few dollars more. No ombres.

[D]

We're talking about beautiful gold dip roses, not westerns. With Steve. With Clint Eastwood.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

Steve McQueen.

[D]

Yeah. Stephen Singer makes Valentine's Day shopping easy. Starting at just $69. The new Sunset Rose is exclusive and only at Stevensinger Jewelers. Get your Sunset rose [e-mail] fast free shipping. Stephen Singer Jewelers. That's ihatestevensinger.com less than two weeks or whatever. Less than a month.

[C]

Okay, now, Christy, one more quiz for you. Uh, oh, how would you say translate this one? In England, they would say, can you hand me the rubber? What are they talking about?

[D]

Oh, a condom.

[B]

No, that would be a galosh.

[D]

Oh, goulash.

[C]

Yeah, like a galoshes or goulashes. Goulashes are rubber vessels you put in your feet.

[D]

Full of rain boots.

[A]

Wellies.

[C]

Rubber is an eraser.

[B]

Oh, okay. I don't know that I had heard that one.

[C]

I mean, I like it. We are coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is bob and tomobandtom.com it's back.

[C]

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[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hi. Putting a little lotion on, a little dry today.

[A]

Getting ready for a handy. Josh, I think you're up.

[B]

Oh, it's my turn.

[A]

I think it's your turn.

[B]

Well, what did I do to deserve.

[A]

This, Josh, by the way, Josh.

[C]

And if you read the rules, you're going to hate Thursday.

[A]

It is a rotating type of situation. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

There's Tom Griswold.

[C]

That's right.

[A]

There's Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello.

[C]

We were talking about the difference between English English and American English. I got a couple more for you, Christie.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

How do you say, I'm going to take a vacation in the uk?

[D]

Holiday.

[C]

Going on holiday. Holiday.

[B]

You don't pronounce the H. Holiday.

[C]

How about holiday?

[B]

Holiday.

[D]

Holiday.

[C]

For dinner. I'm gonna get takeout.

[D]

Carry out.

[A]

Nope, no.

[D]

Takeaway.

[C]

Takeaway. Very good, Christy. You're just killing it here.

[A]

I'm going to go to the chippy for some takeaway.

[C]

You got to go to the building in park your car. What do you call it?

[D]

Gotta go to the building. The parking building. Or.

[C]

Yeah, in other words, we would call it a like or a parking lot.

[D]

Oh, I don't know. This one.

[C]

That's the car park. Oh, very.

[D]

So, yeah.

[A]

You know what they call what the Old Bailey is the.

[C]

The Old Bailey. The courthouse.

[A]

It's the cop shop. The police department. The Old Bailey.

[C]

I know that. Lawyer is barrister.

[B]

How about a bird? You know what a bird is?

[C]

It's a girl. Yeah.

[A]

Hot girl. No, it's your penis. How's your bird? Yeah, I think so.

[C]

No, that's a Hollywood. I've been doing it.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Now it's a time for us to.

[A]

You'Ve been asking for the wrong thing.

[C]

Check in with Chick McGee at the sports. Unless you have more letters.

[A]

I do not.

[C]

I don't think.

[A]

Do you have any. Oh, wait a minute. Actually, I stand corrected. Dear Bob and Tom show. Yesterday, you guys were talking about iguanas falling from the sky when it gets cold out. Listening while a lady wrote in and said an iguana dropped into her salad. She said she wanted to move to St. Martin now. Well, November I visited St. Martin. Iguanas are everywhere. Some of the biggest iguanas I've ever seen. Close to dinosaurs. She may. You might want to reconsider. We call this guy Big Daddy.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[A]

Look at the size of that thing.

[B]

I like them. You guys don't like those? I like them.

[D]

I think they're cool.

[A]

I think they are creepy as the day is long.

[D]

I told you, when I was at that place in Florida, the guy was using a whip to scare him out of the trees.

[A]

I don't think he was scaring him out of the trees.

[D]

Come on. I like to think he was scared.

[C]

To make a finer point. She wanted to move to St. Martin because it wouldn't be that cold.

[A]

Oh, right. That's true. Yeah.

[B]

They're not gonna fall from the trees into her cell.

[C]

Although, I don't know, maybe it gets occasionally gets that chilly in St. Martin. I wouldn't know that. Pat Godwin might know that. He's been there a bunch of times.

[B]

Yeah, it's usually pretty hot.

[C]

Hot.

[B]

I don't think it gets to 40.

[A]

You have a place in St. Martin, of course. Oh, that's nice.

[D]

Is that where the planes land? Like right over your head?

[C]

Yeah, I've been there.

[B]

That's fun.

[A]

Right on your head like the wee wee of a big old dog.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Okay. Well, once again, congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom, this is Stephen from Louisville. I hate to further indulge Tom's love of talking animals, but I found this at an antique mall. It's a. It's called Hollywood Legends. That's right. It's Francis. The Talking mule is back. It's called Francis in the Navy. This is from 1955, pre Mr. Ed. And it's just what it sounds like. He's a talking mule.

[C]

I've seen several of these with.

[A]

You know, I have seen a couple as well.

[C]

They're not as good. Mr. Ed, just the guy that did the voice. I am nails it.

[A]

Well, I think. Who was it who did Francis? It was like, not Slim Whitman, but somebody like that Chill Wills or something like that. Okay. Stubby K could have been. Stubby K could have been Francis in the name, but they made a series of these. There he is.

[B]

Oh, there's some wackiness going on, isn't there?

[A]

I don't know what's going on between Donald o' Connor and the woman he's standing on. Yeah, I don't. On the. On the.

[B]

Was Donald o' Connor and all of them.

[A]

I think he was. Yeah, I think he was. He was a hell of a dancer. Did you know that?

[B]

Hell of a dancer.

[A]

Incredible dancer. Ever seen Singing in the Rain, Tom? Great.

[C]

One of those.

[A]

One of those old, old movies that really bears mention.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

Good morning. Good morning. Now get out of my house.

[B]

Oh, Debbie Reynolds, would you have?

[A]

Oh, back in the day, hell yeah.

[B]

Debbie Little spinner.

[A]

I would have been president of Oral Satisfaction. Yes, sir. She'd have had me by the ears. And do you have letter over there, Josh?

[B]

No, I don't. I'm looking up who does the voice.

[A]

Of Francis the talking mule. Tom, Aren't you, Sir, Aren't you curious.

[C]

About Francis the talking you again? I'm a bigger fan of Mr. Ed. A little more contemporary, wasn't it? It's only. Thank you, ace. It's only 60 plus years.

[B]

You nailed it.

[A]

Was it Chill Will?

[C]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, Mr. Chill will.

[A]

And Rocky somebody was Mr. Ed.

[D]

You guys are so good at this stuff.

[C]

It was great. Yeah, he was great.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

I do remember, it's a common trivia question. What was the real name of the horse that was Mr. Ed.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Odd Weird bamboo harvester.

[A]

Stupid.

[B]

What?

[C]

Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful.

[D]

That was the real.

[B]

There's only one horse for that role. Just one horse.

[A]

Yeah, I heard they called him Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo.

[B]

Electric Prod right up the old wahoo to get his list.

[C]

I think. Didn't they. Didn't they use peanut butter? Right, Peanut butter. And also they use fishing line. I think they would irritate his gum.

[A]

And he would surgically implanted the fishing line and it was upper mandible and then gave it a yank.

[C]

Now they can. One of them now they can do it. They can do it now with all the technology they have. They could make him smack his lips.

[A]

And why don't they do. Why don't they have, you know, Paddington? Of course. That's the. The benchmark.

[C]

Genius.

[A]

There should be more talking animal movies. That would be real easy, right?

[B]

Yeah, I think so.

[C]

I love. I love Paddington. It's the best. Coming up. We do have some actual sporting news. We'll certainly look forward to that.

[A]

And again, WINS Last night, 27, 21, by the way. We'll have the particulars coming up.

[C]

And they did not cover, by the way. For those in the gambling world, Opie.

[A]

Had Miami in the points.

[C]

Now we'll be getting to all of that, plus exciting things in the world of news. Christy Lee's got a bunch of cool stories, including a. No. Chick's got a great world record. I think you'll be quite astonished when you see that when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[C]

Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time.

[B]

Don't miss the behind the scenes moments, everyone one's talking about, regardless of what they say.

[A]

I'll take the fine.

[C]

I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights.

[A]

I could say this because I've played them.

[C]

This is the Rush.

[B]

You guys already know what time it is.

[C]

It was fire. And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Hello. Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[B]

Hey, man.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

At the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick show. There's Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[C]

Hello. Chick Magee at the Price Pick sports desk. Let's get to some sports. I noticed Christie Lee is wearing her Indiana University red jersey.

[D]

Actually, I was just about to buy a new championship jersey.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Now, do they still do the thing where they like, they print T shirts for both teams and then they the ones from the losing team, do they shred them?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know where that started or how that started.

[C]

True.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know if that's true.

[C]

You see them in some third world country. Some poor kid with flies around his eyes wearing a Miami champion.

[D]

Yeah, I might have to get this one.

[A]

Fernando Mendoza bulldozed his way into the end zone. Indiana bullied their way into the history books on Monday night. They wondered if Indiana could be physical. Well, the answer is yes. The Hoosiers beat Miami last night 27, 21 to put the finishing touches on an undefeated season and the national title at 16 and oh, not happened since 1894. And the Yale Bulldogs. Boola Boola, the Heisman Trophy winner finished with 186 yards passing. But it was that, that run. A 12 yard touchdown run on 4th and 4 with 918 left. They've got balls as big as Church. Ballsy call. Ballsy, baby.

[B]

186 yards. How do you throw that far, I wonder.

[A]

The guy won, Josh.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Not at once. Oh, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Several.

[C]

By the way, that's. That's height, not length.

[A]

Is that right? Let's see.

[C]

By the way, for those that are writing, there is some confusion. There have been undefeated national championship, but never that have gone 16 games. That's the issue here.

[A]

16 and 0.

[C]

Yeah. Many teams have done it, but fewer games. That's just in case.

[A]

The Tennessee Titans have agreed to hire Robert Sala as their new head coach. You recall he was fired by the jets and then hires defensive coordinators for 49ers. And now the Titans say he's our man. All right, so he's good luck. Nashville. And the Tennessee Titans. And the Buffalo Bills have fired coach Sean McDermott because they couldn't fire Josh Allen.

[C]

Because he fumbled the ball. Right. He was responsible for all five turnovers.

[B]

Jake, would you say it's usually the general managers who go, well, I guess we got to fire the coach. Got to fire somebody just to keep anyone from looking at them.

[A]

Almost always when a coach gets fired, the general manager goes as well. So.

[B]

Almost always.

[A]

Almost always.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah. So I don't know what the Bills are waiting for. Was named bean or something.

[C]

Mr. Bean.

[A]

Mr. Bean.

[C]

Brandon. Brandon Bean.

[A]

Brandon Bean with four E's. Not all in a row.

[C]

And how much do you suppose he hated it when that. When Mr. Bean became famous for the American audience?

[A]

Well, there's Brandon Bean and Billy Bean and all the little beans.

[C]

If your now last name was Bean, would you name a kid Baker?

[B]

If I last the Baker. Bean.

[C]

Baker Bean. Like baked beans.

[A]

Like baked beans.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, see, that's two different words. Baked and.

[C]

Okay, never mind.

[B]

I didn't even.

[C]

Bad idea.

[A]

Thank you very much. I appreciate that. The Miami Dolphins have hired former packers defensive coordinator Jeff Halfley as their head coach. That moved ends a swift search. Mike McDaniel was. Was shown.

[B]

What about Jake Beans? Because it sounds like baked. Oh, no, no, that doesn't work neither.

[C]

It's not gonna.

[B]

Or a lima.

[A]

Lima. Bean.

[D]

Kidney.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Kidney or north.

[A]

Oh, I've got it. What about Great North?

[B]

What about Black Eyed?

[A]

Oh, pinto.

[B]

Oh, that's peas.

[D]

There are black beans.

[A]

What about pinto? Hey, I can't find black bean soup. Will somebody help me?

[D]

You can't find it?

[A]

No, I. I like a progresso black bean soup.

[B]

You know what I mean? The next time I see some, I'll grab you something.

[A]

A little sour cream. I don't care.

[C]

I don't need to know your politics.

[B]

When you order your lunch some chive.

[C]

Resto Even his soup is there left.

[B]

I certainly conservative soup.

[A]

I certainly was wise to hitch my wagon to his star. Tying up a loose end. Dear Bob, a top show. I've never in my life cared about college football, but I love abba. Why? Tom doesn't like abba. What's wrong with you, Tom? If anything, convince me you're not human, it's this. I'm Mike from Pittsburgh and I love abba.

[B]

We're with you, Mike.

[D]

Yeah, Mike.

[B]

Except for Tommy, I think. Ace, are you a fan?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Jeff. Yeah.

[C]

Fernando Lawrence Welk said, hey, it's too white. Oh, no.

[B]

Well, Tom, you know our theory about when you hate music. It's. We. We typically think it's because that music was playing when you were rebuffed by some. Oh, yeah, sexy college girl when you were in college. No.

[C]

If she was playing that unless I were desperate, I would just move on. I'd rather hear something else. Please. The. The. Do you have the. You a chick had found the. The beautiful John Mellencamp. Hurts so good being sung by the audience. That's just.

[B]

Is that an IU tradition to sing that song?

[A]

Not so much. But I get. I bet it now.

[D]

It is.

[A]

I bet it will be. Now, I think we. I think we have it again here last night at the Hard Rock Stadium there in Miami.

[C]

Very appropriate.

[A]

Indiana wins the national championship in. Here's what it sounded like.

[C]

Notice no one's singing along.

[D]

Stadium is singing.

[C]

No, no. They're singing the one word. It hurts so good. They get the whole hurt so good part in song. Still sucks.

[B]

That's all. You're allowed not to.

[A]

Everybody has a favorite ABBA song, right?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

It begins and ends with Dancing Queen.

[D]

That's a good one.

[A]

I'm gonna die on that hill.

[B]

That's great.

[A]

Dancing Queen. Dig that scene. The Dancing Queen. No, no, not at all.

[B]

No, I wrote a Fernando tribute. I don't think you're gonna like it.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I'd love to hear it. In honor of Fernando Mendoza. Yeah.

[B]

The way you throw the ball, Fernando. You have Tom Brady on the sidelines looking longingly. It's destiny, Fernando. You won the Heisman Trophy and you're not afraid to cry now. You won the national championship in a game of do or die. You were pointing to the sky last night. The ball took flight, Fernando. You went for it on 4th and 4 and got the score, Fernando. Never thought how you would look. So I placed a bet. But I bet over my head they'd cover the spread. Fernando. If I had to do the same again, I'd bet I you, my friend, Fernando.

[A]

Win, win, win, win, win, win.

[C]

Except if you had seven and a half in Miami, you won, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Right? Yeah.

[B]

So you meet that kid and he goes, hi, I'm Fernando Mendoza. Don't you go. No, you're not. You're every bit a Kyle Johnson. Yeah, there's nothing. Fernando Mendoza.

[D]

Such a sweet kid. There's like.

[B]

That last quarter was so good. Good.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So good.

[C]

He's gonna get some serious endorsements.

[D]

Please marry my daughter.

[B]

Enjoy being on the Raiders.

[A]

Please marry my daughter. But remember, that'll be your mother in law. Okay? That's all I'm. That's all I'm saying.

[C]

And they'll be playing that song at your wedding.

[D]

I would. That's fine.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I love abba. We're a big ABBA family.

[C]

God, I don't. Sorry. This is a wedding changer. This is like. I refuse to get on this bandwagon.

[A]

Is that Christie's abba?

[B]

Her.

[D]

ABBA fans.

[A]

Grandma Vo was abba.

[C]

Grandma Vo didn't know if the radio was on or not.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What are those voices in my head? More bourbon. Who needs ice, you queer?

[A]

Who needs ice, you queer?

[D]

She was a water, my friend.

[B]

Repeat it.

[A]

I think we do.

[C]

See? She's drunk and she's redneck.

[A]

Rams players, Los Angeles Rams have a revealed their secret to playing in frigid Chicago temperatures. Cayenne pepper.

[C]

This is a fascinating story. This is. I think this is great. Well, as you know, it was freezing cold.

[D]

Right.

[C]

And they normally play in la.

[D]

Right.

[C]

So here they are in Chicago and we'll keep reading.

[A]

Los Angeles news. Los Angeles knows tackle Puna Ford. P O O N A. Ford showed off his yellow and or tinted sock after the game. Assured that cayenne pepper helps fend off the cold. As for the Science behind the Hack One 2015 study found that capsaicin, the chemical responsible for the spiciness of peppers, can improve circulation and blood flow throughout the.

[B]

Oh, all right.

[A]

Well, maybe it's Applied to the skin, blood vessels widen, allowing. I don't know about allowing for an influx of warm blood and creating a warm sensation. And if that's not enough. Yeah, here's the. The textbook. Perhaps you've picked this up. The Practical Herbalist.

[B]

Oh, no, I haven't read that.

[A]

A half teaspoon of cayenne powder mixed with an ounce of foot powder, which, if you're using foot powder, you're 89 years old.

[B]

We have a foot powder expert.

[A]

I think I'm a fan. I think we do.

[C]

Now, Josh, don't use that sock after you've put the cayenne pepper in it. Don't use that sock for masturbatory purposes.

[B]

Oh, no, no.

[C]

That'll be.

[A]

Goodness, no.

[B]

Burn real good.

[C]

Extraordinarily difficult.

[B]

Oh, no. It said it increased your blood flow to that area. Maybe. Maybe you need to put more cayenne down there.

[C]

Oh, you better warn that lady.

[B]

Some added girth there.

[C]

Yeah, maybe some bubbling down.

[B]

Oh, you like it? Spice. What's that burning? Oh, don't worry. It's just the cayenne.

[C]

Now, what's. What. What do male porn stars use? Do they use a. Any.

[B]

I don't know, Human Cumin.

[C]

Oh, that's. Is that pronounced cumin? C U, M, I, n. Yeah, okay. Of course.

[B]

Human really is the key to chili. I always thought it was chili powder that tasted that way.

[D]

You're right.

[B]

It's the cumin. Yeah, yeah, it's. You got to have it.

[A]

Oh, is that. Is that your contention?

[B]

That's my contention. Hide chili and chili without cumin, my friend.

[A]

Chili powder. It's right there in the name.

[B]

I know, but it's not. It's not that flavor.

[C]

And the best way to serve chili is without playing abba. Well, you can enjoy it.

[B]

You know what? I tend to eat my chili with abba.

[C]

Do you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, come on.

[D]

How can you sit still?

[B]

You really can't.

[C]

I can't. I rush into the radio to turn it off.

[B]

Their greatest hits, top to bottom.

[C]

You can just leave it on and it's.

[A]

Yeah, you can't beat it. All real floor across the board. They get right to the. Oh, it's right to the house.

[B]

Were they mas dance when it came out?

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I have a buddy in a cover band, and they're killing it. People love it.

[C]

They do an ABBA tribute band. They're called Abba Kadab. Oh, this is your friend?

[B]

This is.

[C]

Yes, I did.

[A]

They are.

[C]

That's really what they're Called abba. All this crap. I can't.

[B]

Oh, no, no. I love that. Lost himself. He was.

[A]

I was singing.

[C]

I. I remember I met your friend in the ABBA band. He's not allowed to go above the second floor because they're afraid he'll jump.

[A]

Is it really called I have to go Sing?

[C]

Dancing, Reading in the night?

[A]

Please kill me if it's. If it's. Oh, man.

[B]

That dance do they play in the ships? People go crazy. You guys remember who in the early 90s was compared to Abby? ABBA as being the new ABBA. Are they Swedish? What are they?

[C]

Yeah, they're Spice Girls.

[A]

Volvo?

[B]

No, it was a four piece.

[A]

Scissors.

[B]

Were they okay? Ace of Bass. I remember when they came out, it was like, this is the new album.

[C]

Oh, no wonder I never listened to any of their music.

[B]

All that she wants is another baby. She's gone tomorrow, boy.

[A]

Oh, remember that one?

[B]

She won.

[C]

No, but I'm enjoying watching you dance. I love you are the best. You are the best in Chair dancer. I thought Chick was the best, but no.

[B]

Oh, Chick. We got a tour as chair dancers.

[A]

Chair dancers. We roll out.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

We're the new river dance.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

We can do the Russian thing all day long. Yes, sir. I'm.

[C]

I'm seeing a video. We have to produce this. So are you doubting that putting cayenne pepper in your socks is a good idea?

[A]

Very much so, but I'm not doubting. Ace of B is ace of base.

[B]

Oh, yes.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You like this, Tom, you got to like.

[B]

You like the synth horn that kicks.

[C]

Do they spell bass B A, S E or B A, S S?

[B]

B A, S E. Yes.

[C]

So what does that mean? You're the ace of base? You have to ask them. Is this about. Isn't basing some kind of drug thing?

[B]

No, I got this. I do not think freebasing came into.

[C]

Oh, is that with free basing?

[A]

It's really getting more and more difficult to talk to you.

[C]

It sounds like that reggae song by 10cc.

[A]

Oh, dreadlock holiday.

[C]

That's a great. Greats. You'd rather listen to ABBA than.

[D]

It's abba, not abba.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

Elitist brick. I'm sorry.

[B]

First of all, is AB also the finest band name? That's a palindrome. Can you think of any others?

[A]

Well, now there was a. A big band called oh Aja.

[C]

Oh, the so AJ album. Sorry.

[A]

A man a plan. Panama, I think was a lot better.

[B]

Is there a band called Race Car?

[A]

I think there might have been Race car.

[C]

Abba.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

We could do a band. We could call it Abba Dabba do and dresses. The Flintstones.

[A]

I told you I went to Aruba and for no reason there was a out in the middle of nowhere. Aruba's out in the middle of nowhere. They had this on restaurant on the beach and it was Flintstone themed.

[C]

Oh I've seen, I've seen the car.

[A]

Every the car is out in front of the and there are people dressed like Fred Flint and Wilma with bones in their hair for no reason. I I tell you nobody on Aruba knows who the Flintstones are. There's no no doubt in my my tiny little.

[C]

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[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

Indiana fan. Possibly boozers. Possibly number one Indiana fan. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

There's Jeff Owen.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi there.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[C]

Hello, Chick McGee. To review the world of sports, we should point out that a special sporting mood in the room today.

[A]

Yes, yes, yes.

[C]

Christy Lee wearing an Indiana Hoosiers, kind of a long sleeve jersey like shirt. Very nice.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

And very much a mood.

[C]

You briefly attended Indiana University?

[D]

I did. I worked for the university for a short time. Yeah.

[C]

I currently pay tuition at Indiana University. Somewhat familiar.

[B]

How's she enjoying it?

[C]

Loving it.

[B]

Oh, good, good.

[C]

Yeah. As everyone who's ever gone there does. And every. Everyone I know who went there went to the game.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Including Kelly. And also one of my daughters was there last night. So. Having a great time.

[B]

Was this a slow buildup for them or did this team come out of nowhere?

[A]

A couple years, kind of. Yeah, a couple years.

[B]

So the last couple years, people were like, oh, we got to keep an eye on these.

[D]

Yeah. Before that.

[A]

Well, last year, the talk, the talk was they don't belong in the college football playoffs.

[B]

Yeah, boy.

[A]

Now this year, of course, was Mark.

[B]

Cuban at the game?

[D]

Yes, of course. I heard a rumor. I don't know if this is true or did you tell me this. That he bought. He spent millions of dollars on tickets for students so they could attend. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, cool.

[D]

Yeah. Way to go, Mark.

[C]

That was a super cool, super cool guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Anyway, it was. It was a great game. And I still am not gonna say I like Abba.

[B]

That's okay.

[C]

The same way I'm not gonna say that I like soccer. I enjoy playing it, but I don't like watching it. And I'm not gonna be the get World cup fever.

[A]

Don't enjoy playing it either.

[C]

No, I did when I was in high school.

[A]

You don't enjoy anything.

[C]

Yes, I do.

[B]

What position did you play?

[A]

You know what you enjoy?

[C]

Fullback.

[B]

Oh, football Defense.

[A]

You enjoy chaos is what you enjoy.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You enjoy situations.

[C]

Who you've been talking to.

[A]

I'm not talking to anybody. We know you better than anybody.

[B]

I too played fullbacks on in soccer and occasionally halfback and every now and again wing if there were like six other kids. Sick. Yeah, that was me too.

[C]

My point. I know there's a lot of people are getting real. They're really getting into the World Cup. I'm just not gonna lie and say I am sorry.

[A]

Why do you feel like that's a lie? Why can't you just honestly say, hey, maybe I'm. I'm getting into the World cup because.

[C]

I'm not going to. It's. Nothing's more boring than watching soccer. I've been considering working on. What are those. What are those goggles you put on.

[B]

That you can watch other stuff, like VR goggles?

[C]

Yeah. I'm thinking of coming up with some VR goggles. You can go to your kid's soccer game and it turns it into a football game.

[B]

Well, I appreciate that, but I would rather watch a kid's soccer game than a football game game. To me, the sock that. They're always funnier. This is the kids soccer games.

[C]

Well, the little kids, they just all bunch up. Well, it's kind of funny.

[A]

And the best part about a little kid's soccer game are the snacks, the parents.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I was at a kid's soccer game. You're blowing the game. That was a parent. Yeah.

[B]

That's really unfortunate.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[B]

Yeah, My dad can be cruel.

[C]

In any event, I'm. I certainly enjoyed the game and I thrilled that the Hoosiers won. But I'm not going to say that I love abba.

[B]

That's. You don't have to. That's okay.

[D]

And if you didn't watch the game, just watch the last minute. It's just incredible.

[B]

Remember taking a soccer ball to the face? Oh, yeah. And it felt like you were the elephant man for about five minutes. Just.

[A]

Oh, and that immediate tears that would form because you got hit in the nose.

[C]

And I don't know much about neuroscience, but when I was in junior high school and I was first playing organized soccer and I had to head the ball, we would do a drill. We had to head the ball. And I was thinking, even then, this can't Be good.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

This is. There's no way. This. It sure looks cool when done well, but. Oh, yeah, yeah. When you're 13 years old, I don't think having your brain pan shifting like that is a great idea. I would have to talk to a professor.

[B]

Would you guys all hold yourselves? Oh, yeah, yeah. When you were trying to block, I had a famous poster of a bunch of guys all holding themselves. Yeah. From some famous match. I forget. But it was very popular back when we were. I played fullback, but I wasn't very good, so I got really good at kneen people in the hamstring as they went by me. Oh, would you get called on it? Oh, yeah, all the time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I got a lot of yellow. Yeah. Jeff yellow. Kardowski. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a disruptor. Yeah.

[C]

Well. But the association, of course, with is ab. Abba. Like as in yabba dabadoo.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Now I keep saying abba. Sorry. With the Fernando song. And of course, the second. I guess probably now the most famous Fernando athlete. Valenzuela, no longer with us.

[A]

And Mendoza.

[C]

Yeah. Fernando Mendoza. And John Mellencamp, of course. Huge fan. I really enjoyed it last night when they were singing Hurts so good.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

The crowd going crazy, but they also sang Fernando, do you think? I know. John Malakam's doing a special event in a couple of days. He's getting ready for his greatest hits tour. I'd give him 100 bucks to play Fernando with his band. I can call the boys.

[D]

He's a big fan. So I just.

[A]

You don't know.

[C]

Mellencamp does abba.

[A]

Mellon Camp might be an ABBA fan.

[C]

He could be. I'm abba.

[D]

Abba.

[C]

Whatever it is. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna lie and say a lot like the. Wasn't he. Didn't they do, like, a Broadway show or something?

[D]

Well, Mamma Mia. Yeah, that was basically show. I saw that on Broadway, actually.

[C]

Really? Everything else was closed. Huh.

[D]

I'm telling you, and I are huge.

[C]

Stephen Sondheim unavailable that night. Okay, sorry.

[B]

There's an ABBA movie also. I've never seen it, but Turner Classic will show it every now and again. I think it's called ABBA the Movie. Or.

[C]

Sorry, is it.

[A]

Thanks a lot.

[B]

I think it's called ABBA the Moon.

[C]

Is it a fictionalized version or is it a concert?

[B]

I don't know if they're running around like the Beatles in their movies or if. If it is just a concert.

[D]

Check that out.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

They did. They did some comedies for a While too a comedy.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

ABBA and Costello. Yeah, yeah, it was Elvis Costello and ABBA.

[A]

Slim.

[B]

Abba.

[A]

If you guys are going to sit here and laugh at abba, I'm not going to participate.

[D]

Make fun of our babies.

[B]

1977, Abba the movie. Here's the plot synopsis. An incompetent radio DJ. You guys know any of those?

[C]

Wait a second. I'm typecasting here. I am.

[A]

I read for that part.

[B]

Tries to get an interview with the Swedish pop group during their famous week long 1977 tour of Australia. Oh, boy. Oh. Oh, my gosh. You know who directed this? This will mean nothing to anybody except true movie nerds.

[A]

Christopher Nolan.

[B]

No, I don't know exactly his name. Lasse Halmstrom. Who did. Oh, okay, yeah.

[A]

You do the Thin Blue Line or somebody like that.

[B]

He did Cider House Rules. And. And chocolate. What's eating Gilbert Grape?

[A]

Oh, Gilbert Grape's a great movie.

[D]

I liked chocolate.

[B]

I did too.

[A]

Yeah, it's a sexy dirty chocolate News yesterday, huh?

[D]

Oh, we had chocolate. Yeah.

[C]

Once again, a reference to. To the movie Breaking Away where he goes, refund. Sorry, we're getting.

[A]

Nobody's laughing at that still.

[C]

What do you mean?

[A]

I love that you love that line, but no one else does.

[C]

Are you kidding?

[A]

No, I'm not kidding at all.

[C]

If you. If you surveyed a thousand people who saw Breaking Away, what was the best line in the movie? They go, refund.

[A]

Is that right?

[C]

Oh, it's great scene. They're pushing the car back to the used car.

[A]

Yeah, I got it.

[C]

Okay. Well, I guess Chick's not going to play today. Time to get back.

[A]

I gotta check my brain at the door. Paul Dooley's much funnier in the rest of the movie than he says refund because he's a cheap used car salesman.

[C]

But he's a great guy. He's a great dad.

[A]

Is he though?

[C]

Yeah. Could we move on?

[A]

I've often wondered. That stupid world record. A strong man from Finland has broken the Guinness world record for the heaviest dead lift with one finger. One finger, Mr. Juha.

[C]

How do you spell then?

[A]

J, U, H, A.

[C]

That's unfortunate.

[A]

Anderson achieved the title after lifting a total of 336lbs with only his middle finger, narrowly beating the previous record of £334.

[C]

Boy, his poor girlfriend. And I've had the celebration after that. Almost took her out.

[A]

This is Juha's business finger. I hope I don't.

[C]

We have a picture of this guy.

[A]

Oh, there he is.

[B]

So they're a stack of plates. And he's.

[D]

How does he not dislocate his finger?

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[C]

And he looks like a. He's. He looks like a real beefy, very strong wrestler. His arm is huge.

[A]

You know how somebody in this room is. Tries to relate to people all the time. You know how that kind of sort of. Yeah, he's trying to relate.

[C]

That's not relatable.

[A]

According to this story, Juha Anderson, his 336 pound lift was equivalent to that of a panda bear.

[C]

Well, that's according to the Guinness people.

[A]

I say that I don't believe you. I think you put that in here. I think that because you all remember.

[B]

What it felt like lifting a panda.

[C]

That's directly from the Guinness press release.

[A]

You know how they.

[C]

Oh, this is terrible.

[A]

They are.

[C]

He celebrated with his girlfriend in her funeral this Friday.

[A]

Anderson is a competitive finger puller. There's a sport which is named.

[B]

Well, fingers that strong. I bet he does have a sore. Mi kaku.

[C]

Once again, she has a stormy snatcho.

[B]

I forgot that snatcho was finished for finger.

[A]

The German champion Anderson is 44 years old and the 2025 winner of the Sormu Kaku World Cup. The finger pulling World Cup.

[C]

Seriously, if you're doing this, would the injury that you would get presumably be. Your finger would just detach from your hand?

[D]

I would think it would just rip.

[A]

It right off, I would think. Or the tendon at least.

[B]

Yeah, something's Any of those wrists tend.

[D]

What is finger pulling entail?

[B]

This is like the guy's motion.

[C]

Yeah. The guy can pull an airplane, but they put the rope around just his finger.

[D]

Oh, finger pulling championship. You're not pulling somebody else. Like those Chinese handcuffs, finger cuffs.

[C]

I don't think it's. It's not two people against one another. I believe. I believe they're pulling objects.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Don't you do that thing every year? Don't you host that pl. That train, that plane pole. Plane pull.

[D]

We don't use our fingers. We use people.

[C]

I mean, but are they using like a rope? Like a tug of war?

[D]

Yes, yes.

[A]

Maybe you should use your finger or.

[D]

To pull a plane.

[A]

Yeah, why not?

[C]

No, this guy could probably do it. It's on wheels.

[D]

He might be able to do it. Yes, it is on wheels.

[C]

Remember the thing we had a few years ago where they were at the tug of war, the guy's arm came off.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I don't remember that.

[C]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[A]

I think that's an urban legend.

[C]

No, no, no. I'll dig it up. For it.

[D]

Oh, no, we don't need to see.

[C]

That weird foreigner name.

[B]

You think he could pull a plane with one finger? Like how many, how many pandas is a plane?

[C]

Well, it depends. I mean if it's your Cessna, is.

[A]

It like 2 dozen, 24 pandas?

[D]

No, this is a real full size jet. This isn't just a little Cessna.

[C]

How many people pull the jet when you do that?

[D]

10. And it has to be at least two women.

[C]

Is the motor running?

[D]

No, the motor's not running.

[B]

Jake, have you boarded a plane? Steve, put it in gear. If you boarded a plane and you looked, you walk on the plane and you see that every seat is occupied by a panda except for yours, of course. Do you go ahead and go off that flight?

[C]

Yeah, absolutely.

[A]

What if you go on every seats of panda and there's one seat next to a panda of course. And the panda looks at you and patch the seat.

[B]

Right, right.

[A]

Come on over. Well, I would get on that plane.

[B]

Me too.

[A]

Without a moment's notice.

[D]

Will rip you apart apparently.

[B]

Aren't they vicious?

[D]

Yes, they are.

[C]

Not the ones, the ones that are on planes, they're wearing, they're wearing headphones, looking at magazines.

[A]

You're darn right there.

[C]

Coming up we have pandas can party. Coming up we have cows in the news in a very odd way. Also, a guy has possibly the worst idea ever involving bananas and monkeys.

[A]

He's hiding the bananas from the monkeys in his shorts.

[C]

And it's probably the first time I've ever seen Danang in a pleasant headline doesn't have the word napalm or you know, you know. Yeah, yeah, it's quite fun. Also, we have more of those new words coming from the Cambridge dictionary and I can assure you these are really dumb and no one ever uses them. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[B]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X Bob and Tom or you can email us at bob and tomobandtom.com.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chris, Rusty Lee.

[D]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

And there's Jeff Osk.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk on prize picks, pick two to six players. Choose more or less. Watch your lineups light up. For the big games, download prize picks, use the code Tom, get 50 bonus credit instantly when you play, $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[C]

When we left you, we were discussing Mr. Hooha Anderson.

[B]

Oh, that's how it's pronounced, is it?

[A]

Hoo.

[B]

Ha.

[C]

I think it's Hua. It's J u h a. But he's of Finnish heritage.

[A]

Huh? Maybe it's Yuya.

[C]

Could be.

[A]

Oh, Yuya.

[C]

Yuya could be.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Yuya.

[C]

J u h a. In any event, he is. He lifted 336 plus pounds with just his middle finger to have the world record according to into the Guinness people.

[B]

That's impressive. Could you deadlift that weight normally?

[C]

God, no.

[D]

God, no.

[C]

Are you kidding?

[B]

Really?

[C]

Could you?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, my anus would prolapse. Yeah.

[C]

And now the sound of a testicle burst.

[D]

Ouch.

[C]

I just don't understand in this sport, though, if he tries to go to 337 pounds, will his finger fall off?

[B]

Man, I. Yes.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Right.

[D]

There has to be some trick to it.

[B]

What will break first in that?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Would it just rip right off?

[D]

It would, I would think.

[C]

I mean, what, what, what's in what is. Tendons in there that are going to rip off.

[B]

Oh, yes. Yeah. I wouldn't think your body would allow you to rip your own finger off. Right. You know what I mean? Like, it would stop before you. Yes.

[C]

The bones would disengage. What a dumb sport.

[B]

But finger pull.

[C]

Can you imagine if this guy was your uncle and you were a kid? You walk up and he goes, pull my finger. The gaseous, epic level of flatulence that would emerge from this guy's ass.

[B]

I champion world finger. I never had the finger puller uncle or anything. Did you guys? No, no. Yeah.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

All of mine were dead.

[A]

Here, pull my finger.

[B]

When they're dead. That's a different. Have you ever done pull my finger to a kid kid or anything like that?

[C]

I haven't. Maybe, maybe.

[A]

I'm sure.

[D]

Tom, how can you fart on command, though?

[C]

Well, no, no, you know, when you know you've got one in the chamber.

[B]

That's the old trick. I think a sharding accident occurred before.

[C]

People teach Christy how to be a guy. I've spent 40 years doing this and you haven't learned yet.

[A]

Didn't we talk to a guy who could fart on command?

[D]

Really?

[A]

He would. He would take air in.

[B]

I listened to that episode.

[C]

Yes, there's. And there's a famous guy that. A French guy that did that oh, yeah. Or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

True fartist.

[C]

Oh, yes. Now we have. That's what he called himself. We have a Chick McGee at the sports desk. Have we. Have we rounded up all the sports.

[A]

We're going to do well for. To say goodbye today. It's abba. That's right, Tom. Abba, baby, abba.

[B]

Everybody's up and dancing. Oh, that's so nice. Know that the octaves.

[A]

Oh, such. Such crap.

[C]

You can d. You can throw a bunch of musical terms. I'm not catching it. And this is like over.

[D]

You can jive, Pat.

[C]

They've been like. They've overdubbed 50 times to get this sound.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Isn't it glorious?

[C]

No, it's awful.

[A]

It's overproduced.

[C]

Began digging the dancing scene.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

No Queen.

[B]

Know what they're doing?

[C]

Well, I can't listen to it. I. Sorry. We're playing ABBA because of. Because of the. Fernando.

[A]

Oh, Fernando.

[C]

That's right. It's a football in the air tonight named Frank Jones. Okay, enough.

[A]

I don't know what Christy's doing with her hands when she's dancing. She puts them out outstretched, like. Yeah, there it is.

[C]

Okay, here's a coffee table book.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Idea. All right. What popular songs. There's a whole bunch of that get associated with one team. For example, the St. Louis Blues.

[A]

Oh, Gloria. Which Josh. That didn't happen or that did happen or.

[B]

Oh, that happened.

[A]

Happened, but just wanted to still happen.

[B]

Yeah. No, that was just that season. Yeah. It doesn't happen anymore.

[C]

And then there was what it was the Neil Diamond. Sweet Caroline. Was that. That was a Boston Red Sox thing. Right.

[A]

I think it's an east coast universal.

[C]

Boston now it's universal.

[A]

But.

[C]

But there are certain songs that become. They get a new life because of a sporting event or a sport.

[B]

1985St. Louis Cardinals. The Heat is On was the song.

[D]

That's a good one.

[B]

Yeah, for that.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That is a good song.

[A]

It is.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Is that Miami Vice?

[B]

Glenn Ferrari. It was on the Miami Vice soundtrack. Oh, it was Cop. I had that.

[D]

Did you really?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Good choice.

[C]

Miami Vice. Back in the day when there was a TV Guide. I don't know if there still is one.

[A]

And they would list the songs featured that night for the show.

[C]

They would say, these songs are going to be on Miami Vice tonight.

[B]

That song was on it. Smugglers Blues. That is good. Oh, you're not that f. I didn't.

[C]

Like that one either.

[A]

I don't like that. I'm in the minority. Yeah.

[B]

Who did the song. I think it's at the end of the Warriors. Your mom in the City. Is that Joe Walsh? You guys like that one? Yeah, he does that live.

[C]

You don't like. Wait a minute. Don't ever give Joe Walsh a thumbs up.

[B]

Nothing like that song. That song's horrible.

[A]

Thumbs down or thumbs up?

[C]

Oh, Thumbs up. Joe Walsh. Everything Joe Walsh ever done. Everything. Not that James Gang. Get those first James Gang albums and get back to me.

[B]

He'll like him because in the City's not on him. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, so now you're using logic and linear thought. How dare you on this show. Aren't the Eagles getting back into the sphere?

[D]

Yes. I have a bunch of friends going this weekend. We were so close to going and then this.

[C]

I did that last year. It was if. If you're thinking about going to see something. The Sphere is super cool.

[B]

You announced the second one.

[A]

Yeah. In dc.

[B]

Yeah. It's gonna be smaller.

[D]

Yeah, we have that story coming up. Yeah.

[A]

It's more like a knob. Much of a sphere. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I have a really stupid question.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we're used to it.

[C]

So presumably, if it's going to seat fewer people, will the sphere itself be smaller?

[B]

I believe so. Yes. Yeah.

[C]

What?

[A]

I don't think I. I think one could guess. It could either. This is a fair question. No, it's not.

[C]

There's putting. They made guess having less senior have.

[A]

Perhaps it would be. It could be the same size or smaller. I wouldn't guess they would make a bigger one and then seat fewer people, but I would. Can't imagine.

[C]

But the sphere itself, since they've already got the plans. You. You've built a house. What a hassle to have to redo the plans. You take the plans from Vegas. Little bit of Joe.

[D]

Just downsize it a little bit. You don't need that much.

[A]

So the sphere, the new one's going to seat fewer people?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

As opposed to. To 18 something.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I had no idea that Vegas fears at 18, 000 something.

[A]

That's a lot.

[C]

Yeah, it's big, but it's great.

[D]

It is.

[C]

And they project cool stuff on the outside of it during the day.

[D]

I saw wizard of Oz there. I didn't get to see the Eagles.

[C]

But this. The new Sphere venue is this. How far is that from Washington D.C. eight months.

[D]

It's in Maryland's National Harbor.

[A]

It's in the National. Right in the. Underneath the ocean.

[B]

Ocean.

[A]

You can't see it.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Well, I know for sure if it's.

[A]

If it's in the bay.

[C]

Then there'll be fewer hookers.

[D]

What?

[B]

In D.C. when does that happen?

[A]

Oh, really?

[C]

Oh, I didn't realize.

[A]

Well, it turns out there can't be any more hookers than in Vegas.

[D]

The project is still pending definitive agreements, government incentives and approvals from the state as well as the county. So I don't think this is going to happen tomorrow. I have to wait.

[C]

But you've been there. It's so great.

[D]

It is great.

[C]

I would feel, I would think, though, you'd want they'd have to be the same size because the projectors and stuff. In other words, if you make like when they made the wizard of Oz for that, would it fit in the same. I don't know. You know what I'm saying here?

[D]

I know what you're saying.

[B]

You know what, though? There are very educated, knowledgeable, accomplished skills.

[A]

People who, if not for him, I'm just asking questions, all would be lost.

[C]

They should put one and they should put one somewhere in the middle.

[A]

He really does.

[C]

Just asking.

[B]

Where in the Midwest?

[C]

Anywhere. Just close. But I mean, it's great having it in Vegas.

[D]

People go to Chicago. That would be a good place. That's pretty central.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. Maybe the Bears can play there.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Instead of playing freezing cold weather and. Okay. When we come back, Smugglers Blues.

[D]

You don't like this?

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Oh, I don't either.

[D]

All right.

[A]

I didn't like any of the Glenn tries together.

[C]

Oh, come on. Some of that slow stuff was great.

[A]

No, no, no.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, you love it.

[D]

Know the words.

[C]

Don'T they? Go to tell you.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Or somewhere in this song.

[A]

I don't know, a. Or whatever.

[C]

No, no, that's, that's, that's whatever.

[A]

Coming back, you ruin everything.

[B]

We'll ask him if he likes that. Smugglers.

[A]

We will.

[C]

I bet he's never heard it because he's such a nerd. Well, he's looking at those sports gores all day and playing poker. We are coming Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with our guest, Kostaki Economopoulos. And when we come back, we'll be here as well. That's why this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Got a comment to share, text us at 8000-800826-28661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[C]

Ruoff.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin Chick, there's Jeff. Oscar.

[B]

Yes, hello.

[A]

Josh Arnold.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Yes, ladies, Ace still has the beard.

[D]

He does.

[A]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick Sports desk and speaking. Speaking of sports, I believe Kostaki Countermopolis is ready to roll.

[C]

There he is. And I'm surprised you don't have one of those weird Greek Orthodox beards, Kostaki. You know, those. Those Greek Orthodox capacity, those Greek Orthodox priests? They look like they're a ZZ top. Yeah, yeah. I have trouble taking that serious seriously.

[B]

So you could grow a mean beard, Kostaki.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah, for sure. It's white now, but yeah.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Kostaki hair is much darker than mine, actually.

[C]

That's interesting. Now, Kostaki, I had. You're lucky because since you're living on the west coast, you were able to watch the game last night and then get some sleep.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Well, that's not true at all.

[C]

What do you mean?

[A]

Well, it's three in the morning where he is. Or five. Yeah, that's true.

[C]

Wait a second, wait a second. My math problem problem isn't working.

[A]

Yeah, that's right.

[B]

So we just shifted it three hours. It's the same problem.

[C]

So we can expect you to be as inarticulate as we are because we're all sleep deprived. As you know, you got a lot of a Hoosier fans here in this room right now.

[B]

Congrats to all you guys. I'm thrilled. I was so rooting for it. I was so relieved when they won.

[A]

The big question is, where do you stand on the musical group abba?

[B]

That's the big question.

[C]

Yeah. I refuse to say that I like them. And just because these guys are all singing Fernando because of the great quarterback.

[A]

I remember how Christy dances.

[B]

You put.

[A]

You put your arms out. Yeah. In Brazil, you're receiving blessings.

[B]

Now Kaki is moving in his chair. Do you like them?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I like this song. Yeah, I know.

[D]

Seriously, who doesn't go to a wedding reception in dance?

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yes.

[B]

You're with a bridesmaid at this point. Tom doesn't care for it.

[C]

Okay, See, Kostaki, this is my stance on the World Cup. I'm not going to pretend I'm interested in it or that I like it, which everyone's doing now.

[B]

But. But most people are not pretending. You just think they are.

[D]

People like soccer Tom.

[B]

Yeah, they're really not pretending.

[C]

Once again, Kostaki, my idea is to this invention. Get one of those video headsets, whatever those are called, and you put it on your face. So when you go to your kids soccer games, it turns it into a football game. That would be interesting. You've suffered through that. You've got. You've got a couple of girls. Girls.

[B]

Well, well, I've always said that college basketball should be replaced with college football. Overtime. That would make it a lot better.

[C]

Now, did you happen to notice that everybody except our friend Pat McAfee picked Miami to win last night?

[B]

I did notice that. I was. I was in my card room and I was watching them line up. I was like, what is wearing a Miami hat? What the hell?

[C]

They won't be showing that on espn. They. All those shows, whenever these guys blow all their picks, they don't go back and do a replay.

[B]

No, they never do. No, no, no, no.

[C]

But in the world, in the world of gambling, Miami was a winner.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Miami in the points. Yeah.

[C]

Seven and a half or eight and a half points, depending on when you set down your cash. But.

[B]

And I was sitting next to a guy who had the under. Who was so happy for like the first half of football. And then it didn't hit, I think, the overhead.

[A]

Right, Right, Yeah. What was 51. I think the over was 47, 49. Something like that.

[C]

Now, your favorite team in the world of professional football, or at least in the world of the NFL, Atlanta in the news.

[B]

Yeah, we got a new coach. How about that? Right? Because when you. When you set your team's course for the next several years, you want a guy not good enough for the Cleveland Browns. That's who you. Yes.

[A]

No, but you know, talking. He's a. He's a damn fine coach. As a matter of fact, I think so, too. I would have. I would have really laughed hard if the Browns would have said, yeah, if we could only find somebody like Kevin Stefanski, we'd be. We'd be. I. We'd hire him as our head coach. Wait a minute. We just.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Yeah, he's great. Now, did we discuss the fact that Atlanta is the only team that has a quote, unquote, president of football?

[B]

The president of football.

[A]

Did you see this story?

[B]

That's real.

[C]

We're not making it up.

[A]

And will back me up on this. That tells you everything you need to know about the Atlanta Falcons. They've designated a president of football.

[B]

They made up the position and hire. And they interviewed one guy. They hired him.

[C]

Now because of that, we have decided here on the Bob and Tom program that we are all going to be president of something. I've become president of dogs.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. And we're going to ask you in just a second, Chick McGee's President of Oral Pleasure. Okay.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

Pat Godwin.

[B]

I'm the president of the sauna at my gym.

[A]

The sauna at his gym.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's where you start.

[D]

Now, Christy Lee, President of Friendships.

[C]

That's sweet.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, Ace, did you designate anything Internet? President of the Internet. Oh, that'd be good. Mr. Oskar, have you decided what you'd be president of?

[B]

Oh, I have not. Oh, you got to think about it.

[C]

You want to give it some thought?

[B]

Yeah, I'll think about that.

[C]

Well, okay. Kostaki, do you have any you'd like to be president? President of?

[B]

I'm president of annoying the local NFL fans. Yes.

[A]

Well, you sure do that now.

[C]

You're. Now, you'll have an opportunity coming up in Janesville, Wisconsin. Coming up on January 29th, it'll be at the Comedy Cabin. You can annoy. I guess that would be primarily Packer fans.

[B]

Yeah, that's right.

[C]

Maybe a handful of Bears fans. January 30, Riverside, Iowa, at the Riverside Casino. Know. Oh, a number of teams are going to have fans at that one.

[B]

Vikings. Yep.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can annoy them. And then Quincy, Illinois, at the ONE event venue on January 31st. You can annoy people.

[B]

Yeah, those will be Bears fans.

[C]

Okay, very good. So we can write some special jokes for that. Thank you very much. Now, what else is going on in the world of the football playoffs in your mind?

[B]

Well, there's a lot of hirings going on. Like you said, the Eagles interviewed Jim Bob Cooter, which I guess just to see if they could do it without giggling.

[A]

If you.

[B]

If you wrote that as a character's name on Dukes of Hazzard, the note would be, it's too on the nose. Like, it's too.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm trying to think of a more country name, and I'm stumped. So it's like Billy Joe Skeeter. Like Bubba Gump Johnson, Steve Earl, Confederate Flag. Grits jefferson iii. Billy meth, nascar junior, dick trickle.

[A]

That would be. Yeah.

[B]

Roscoe p. Coltrane. My brother daryl. My other brother daryl.

[C]

We got it.

[B]

Possum atu. Fe. Even Cooter from the Dukes of Hazard was named Cooter Davenport, which is country, but doesn't hold a candle to Jim Bob Cooter.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

It's Jim Bob Cooter. Are you not a regular on Hee haw.

[A]

All right.

[B]

The Steelers and Mike Tomlin have parted ways. 19 seasons. That's a long time. When Mike Tomlin was hired, George W. Bush was president, Gas was two bucks, and Philip Rivers only had three children. Wow.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Just killed long time. Yes, that's an actual. I looked it up. To get the actual number, I was going to make up a comedy number, but the actual number I thought was funnier. Three. Had three kids 19 years ago. Goodness. The Broncos won, but lost their quarterback. You know what happens when a horse gets injured? Off to the glue factory, Right? Lucky they didn't shoot him in the tent like in the Kentucky Derby. Bo Nicks hurt his ankle, which seems bad. I'm no expert, but according to the song. I know the ankle bone is connected to the leg bone, Right?

[A]

Right.

[B]

Both.

[C]

How about all the penalties at the end of that game? What'd you think about that?

[B]

Yeah. There's a lot of pedal. There was a lot. There's a lot of stuff going on this weekend. Some crazy calls by the refs and some terrible football and some great football, and it was fun. I really enjoyed it all. All right, here's. Here's my request from the NFL. Bo Nicks got them to the final four, but he can't play. Just this once, can we have Josh Allen play for the Broncos just for. Just for two games, max. Everyone wants to see Josh Allen win once.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

He's the best player in the league, but he can't win at all. He's one pair of isotone or gloves away from being Dan Marino.

[A]

Yeah. Marino went to a. To a Super Bowl. Never early. Right. Yeah.

[B]

I'll be back here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Never saw it again. Right. Backup Jared Stidham will try to join. Frank Reich is the only quarterback to get his first start in the postseason and win that game. So he's trying to be the second Reich. That's way better than the third Reich. Yes.

[C]

Bravo.

[B]

Problematic.

[C]

When Frank Reich was here, we kept trying to come up with a joke where that would be applicable. You have succeeded. It's been floating around out there for years. You nailed it. Congratulations.

[B]

Caleb Williams threw one of the most incredible passes in playoff history to take the Bears to overtime time. But they lost anyway. It was a. It was a pointless miracle, like turning water into soda water. We appreciate the effort. The Bears aren't used to this kind of heartbreak. Chest pains and angina, sure, but not this angina. Is anything worse? That almost sounds like something great. Like, My doctor told me to get angina. High five them. You Know, like, yeah, it's been a while. She gets the Red Hot Chili Peppers wrote the theme song for the Texas Patriots game. Give it away, give it away, give it away now. Oh, I haven't seen that many balls change hands since the 90s when I rented a porno from the wrong side of the video store. They had one of those Wendy's bead fix.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

DJ Stroud did not know what to do with the football. It was like watching a horse try to put together an Ikea desk. Get four interceptions in the first half. You got to get tested for colorblindness at that point. Right. Niners lost to the Seahawks 41 to 6. San Francisco hasn't been this embarrassed since. I'm kidding. San Francisco doesn't get embarrassed. We've seen their parade. Injuries caught up with the Niners. They're the only two to be named after the number of players on IR. 49ers. They named the place. They changed to the Hurt Locker. They got a lot of injuries. I think they should stop practicing on banana peels and broken bottles. That's what I think. Many hurt the guy. The guys from Jackass get hurt less.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is try to win without George kd.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Rob Pie said the Niners could win the super bowl. This in the near future. Well, not the near future. In the near future, they can win tickets to the super bowl to watch.

[C]

All right.

[B]

I think that's the close. That's a good one.

[C]

Kaki Economopoulos. Those were great, Kostaki. Thank you very much. Once again, on his way to Janesville, Wisconsin, Riverside, Iowa, Iowa, and Quincy, Illinois. Coming up in a couple of weeks for some great live stand up comedy. It's always a pleasure, Kostaki. And now you get to go back. Are you gonna go back to sleep?

[B]

No, I got some more radio calls and then. Then a nap and then pick up the girls from school. Just back from the road. The road was great, by the way. Thank you guys for helping promote. I had great shows in Stockton and Cozad, Nebraska. It was really fun. I enjoyed myself.

[C]

All right, well, thanks, Christina. We always appreciate it. Now I look over that way and I see. Is that Chick McGee over there at the sports desk?

[A]

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[C]

Coming up. Christy Lee, what do you got over there?

[D]

Coming up, guys. You ever have to go to the Costco with the wife and you need a support group? Well, we have one for you. Believe it or not, we have some new words from the Cambridge dictionary and frequent pornography users. Listen up. We have a story for you.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Well, certainly look forward to what would.

[A]

Be defined as frequent once a day.

[C]

A fair question.

[A]

Nine times a week.

[C]

Okay, I'm guessing six times a day. Maybe while in line at the grocery store. That might be too frequent.

[A]

I was just standing here in the.

[C]

Line of the grocery store while attending a funeral mass.

[B]

And I know it's a self checkout, but that doesn't mean you have to check out yourself.

[C]

Thank you very much.

[A]

I just thought I'd start playing with myself.

[C]

We'll establish whatever that is when we return to this room. These are the o' Rally Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[D]

Yes, I am.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, and Christy. What else do you have?

[D]

Java House is the official office beverage of the Bob and Tom show. Go to Javahouse.com, get 25 off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom.

[A]

There's Jeff Oscar.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. Hello. Hello, Tom. Tom.

[C]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[A]

ABBA hater is what Tom is. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Indifferent. No, no, you said it.

[B]

You hate. You're a true abolitionist.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Very much. It's unfortunate that needed to be said. I appreciate it very much. But you're correct. Now we have Christy Lee wearing her Indiana jersey today in honor of the big win last night. The Hoosiers, once again national champions in the world of football.

[B]

Is there a cash prize to that?

[C]

Well, in a way, yeah.

[D]

The university gets a lot of money.

[A]

Yeah. Right.

[C]

In another way, yes.

[D]

Yeah. Congratulations to President Pam and everybody at iu. It's awesome.

[B]

President Pam. I like that. Pam's in charge and she goes by President Pam.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

She has an endorsement.

[D]

Oh, yeah, she was there.

[C]

She has an endorsement deal with Food Spray.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Nothing sticks to her. Do whatever she wants. Nothing.

[C]

Nothing.

[A]

Sick to her.

[D]

Cambridge dictionary's latest addition to its database. Show some people are trying to get a break from technology.

[C]

I find these also bogus, Chick. Thank you.

[B]

I love these words. I love them all. Growing organisms.

[C]

Why do you see if they can guess what this. Ask them if they. If they can guess what they mean.

[A]

Organist.

[D]

I don't know. Is this how you say this? Analog bag, or is it.

[C]

Okay, analog bag.

[D]

But it's spelled A, N, A L.

[C]

O, G, U, E. That's the England way.

[B]

Analog.

[D]

Analog bag.

[A]

Analogy.

[C]

An analog bag. What do you think that is, Josh?

[B]

It's what you take with you to, like, an airport. And it only has things like books and magazines.

[D]

You're close.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

No, that could work.

[C]

That's exactly right.

[D]

A bag filled with activities such as knitting or books to help someone use their smartphone.

[A]

Christy said Josh was calling.

[D]

He's close.

[C]

No, that's exactly right. Yeah. Would you call it an analog bag?

[B]

Of course not.

[C]

Of course not.

[B]

But I assume that people on TikTok do. I don't know.

[C]

This is about to get worse. Listen to this next one.

[D]

What is a Janolog?

[B]

Oh, no. Is it J, A N?

[D]

Yep.

[B]

J, A, N, A J, A, N. A log. L, O, G, U, E. That is a journal. Like a notebook you write?

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay, a fair guess.

[C]

It is a good guess. Maybe it's friends of my sister Janice.

[D]

Janney's log of friends.

[C]

It's so dumb.

[D]

It's a campaign organized in the month of January that encouraged you to spend less time using digital devices and more time on non digital activity.

[C]

So first, you're not drinking booze in January.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Now you got this.

[B]

Is it weird that we haven't heard that? I'm all for the cause. But has anybody ever heard Janolog?

[C]

No. Because it's so stupid. Such a dumb phrase.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What about.

[C]

Because. Of course. Dry January. I had some friends over the other night. This one goes, well, I'm celebrating dry January. And he proceeded to say, I'll just have a bourbon on the rocks. So apparently, I want to know what.

[D]

His dry January means.

[B]

They call that Louisville silver.

[C]

Yeah. Excellent. I totally love that joke.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But, yeah, I'm. That's a true story.

[D]

So I think everybody in the Hoosier State is going to do dry February to get over dry in January, but.

[C]

What? Okay, what's the next dumb word?

[D]

Friction. Max. Maxing.

[B]

Huh? Friction. Maxing.

[A]

Maxing.

[B]

I don't know. Is that when you wrap without lotion? Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. You bang away as long as you can.

[D]

It's the practice of making everyday activities slightly less convenient to reduce reliance on digital devices and discourage overuse.

[B]

Any specific examples?

[D]

Yes. Pay with cash instead of a card.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Using a flip phone instead of a smartphone.

[B]

Well, I mean.

[D]

Expressing your true opinion, even if it causes tension.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

Like saying that I hate abba.

[A]

Abba.

[C]

Abba.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Now I have started doing this. I've done this for the last four months, and I think I'm going to stop. What I did was I turned off all the stuff on my phone that autocorrects or puts words, suggested words, that kind of stuff, and I. I'm hating it.

[D]

Makes it more difficult, doesn't it?

[B]

Yes. But I mean, my gosh, when I. The mistakes I make while texting, I had no idea. Yeah, because it was all being self fixed. Gosh darn it. Now I have to add my own apostrophes.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

What am I, an animal?

[C]

You spelled pussy face wrong in this text you sent me.

[B]

I know. And that would have been self.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

That would have been autocorrect.

[D]

I was listening to the news on the way in this morning.

[A]

Oh, good for you, Christy. Tom, don't you.

[B]

No.

[D]

Isn't it weird to hear the President was texting with other world leaders? To me, that just seems so.

[A]

Well, that's weird. That's the way they communicate.

[B]

Yeah, but it is odd because you wonder if emojis are involved.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[D]

I'm thinking, do they? I mean, just. It seems so friendly.

[A]

I hope they have nicknames and stuff. Stuff.

[B]

Yeah. You know, wasn't George W. Bush the king of nicknames? He gave everybody a nickname.

[A]

Scooter. And I think so.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[A]

Hey, Scooter.

[C]

What I love listening to the news of the day is they'll say we're not going to give the real name because they. And then, you know, the guy will have. It'll be some small town in some place. We're not giving his real name. His first name is, you know, Skeeter Bizen or something.

[D]

What?

[C]

So like this? The odds are car. He's the only one on earth they're going to be able to find him. Just that's. They constantly do that. It drives me.

[B]

I want to know what he has the other world leaders saved. As in his phone. Don't they have big old.

[A]

That's right. Hey, the guy from France is calling. Yeah. Hey, big puss. What's up?

[C]

Oh, that was supposed to be for Putin. Sorry, pussy face.

[A]

Sorry, pussy face.

[D]

Yeah. Can you imagine if you texted the wrong person? We've all done that.

[C]

Do they. This is. I don't know the answer to this. Is there a texting service that translates what you write in English automatically?

[A]

So, sure.

[C]

He could text Putin and it would be in Russian and it has to.

[D]

Be on a secure line. Right.

[B]

You better trust that too.

[C]

That could go bad. Wait a minute.

[B]

Apparently, mushroom cloud.

[C]

We're taking over. Mushroom cloud. Pizza. What? Ha ha ha.

[A]

Missile.

[B]

So, any other words we got?

[D]

No, that was it.

[C]

Analog bag. Janolog. What is that? That's my problem with devices for January.

[A]

None of us. And between all of us, we've got a brain.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

None of us have heard any of these words.

[B]

Right.

[A]

None of us.

[B]

Sounds like dictionary.

[D]

Maybe it's an English thing.

[C]

I want to make one up.

[D]

What?

[C]

Because these are all digital related. Right? How about this one? Jackal vlog.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

It would be only jacking it to non digital porno man. I mean like traditional magazines.

[A]

He's just saying Jackalog and jacket.

[D]

I know.

[A]

Just putting it out.

[C]

Is it jacking at an Appa song?

[D]

No.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Real quick. We have this message from Josh.

[B]

The old punch back.

[C]

See, if you're autocorrected, it would have spelled it right. Right.

[B]

Right. Yeah.

[C]

Jackalog. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I like it. You're. You're only masturbating to analog things.

[C]

I bet. And I've said for you. I bet there are guys. That's a thing.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Rely on your memory. Remember that. The old bank. Boy.

[A]

The old bank.

[C]

And I'm. There have to be guys that. It has to be on vhs probably.

[A]

They hear the tape go in and they get excited.

[C]

Yeah. That's part of the whole. The Whole thing. Yeah, I would think I would.

[A]

Oh, here's an another message. Message from Josh.

[B]

The old. He's really stretching.

[C]

I like that. You can hold that note quite a while.

[B]

How long would it take you?

[A]

Let's time it.

[B]

Put it back.

[C]

That's a solid four seconds.

[B]

How if somebody handed you a Victoria's Secret catalog. How long? How long? I mean, seven hours.

[C]

Forever.

[B]

Really? Oh, I'm so over.

[C]

We're numb. You need the.

[B]

It takes so much.

[A]

Whoever decided that we don't need plots in adult cinema was a visionary. No, no. This is the part where he knocks on the door. No, no, it's not.

[B]

So what's your name? We don't care. Open wide.

[A]

Open wide. Call it open wide. Start with open wide.

[C]

Now, coming up, we're going to have. We have a little thing from the world of psychology about that exact thing. What's the.

[B]

Let me be a warning to all you young men. Been out there.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

You will become numb.

[A]

Comfortably numb.

[B]

It'll take. It'll take two women hitting each other with salamis. With a car battery hooked up to your testicles.

[A]

They'd have to have your face on the bag.

[D]

Actually, our story says frequent pornography use does not always indicate a problem.

[A]

Well, that's, that's, that's wrong.

[C]

We'll find out what they mean when we return. A couple of other quick things coming up. We have a Today in History. We'll give you a little bit of knowledge, which is what we like to do on our show. A little bit of knowledge. Right now. I want you to know this. This portion of the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by our friends at Java House. Java House, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. And it's not just about coffee. Java House is also about hot cocoa, about fancy coffee, lattes, et cetera, et cetera, and hydration drinks. I'm a very big fan of those energy drinks, et cetera, et cetera. Java House. And you don't need a fancy machine either. Java House is all about these little pods. You peel and you pour. Add water and voila. Also, of course, you can peel and pour on ice cream on the weekends because there's nothing more delicious than a little bit of that on your ice cream. That's what I recommend. Vanilla ice cream. Now, we're going to move on here because we have to explain to you how Java House works. You go to Javahouse.com and then you can transform your break room. Make it a very special place. The break room with all your break room needs. Like I said, coffee, tea, hot tea, iced tea, fancy coffee, lattes, espressos and more. Get all the details by going to javahouse.com the break room will be a whole new place.

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[B]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[C]

Night starting at seven.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[D]

Chick.

[A]

There's Pack Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Hey, there's Jeff Osk.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

At the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, it's Josh Arnold reminding you to.

[B]

Remind her of that in love sunset vacation feeling with Stephen Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose exclusively and only @I hate stephensinger.com There's Ace Cosby.

[A]

I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom. But first, real quick, once again, Josh Arnold.

[B]

The old back real quick. Speaking of Josh, I, I got Josh a Christmas present and it didn't come in time. It came yesterday. So if, well, if we have a second. Well, how about this?

[C]

Jeff Osay is walking across the room and handing.

[A]

There you go.

[D]

He wrapped it in bubble wrap.

[B]

Yes. Moment for me. Now there is a chance that this is a piece of junk because I found it on the Internet. Well, but, well, I already love it. And Jason has a bigger picture of what it actually is once you build it. Excellent. This is called a cannibal. Yes. And it is made out of bush like cans. And when you put it together, it creates a large mouth bass. I couldn't love it more. I couldn't. Terrific. Absolutely wonderful.

[A]

Wonderful.

[B]

Thank you very much.

[C]

That is amazing. Because of giant fish.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is it? Do you glue it together?

[B]

I believe it. It fits together like a 3D puzzle.

[A]

And I don't know if you guys are aware of this or not, but this is a new product.

[B]

It's brand new.

[C]

Is that why it says new product?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now, is that fish to scale what we're looking at? I don't know. I enjoy the pun and nice.

[C]

Now, is that your favorite beer?

[B]

It is, yes. Yeah. My favorite beer and my favorite critter there. The old large.

[A]

The old large mouth.

[B]

But I found it on, like, Instagram, so there's a chance it's just a piece of crap. It's not. I can already tell that it's. I mean, this is a heavy thing. It's sturdy and it'll look real metal.

[C]

That's pretty nice hanging.

[B]

I hope it does nothing. Slice your fingers up.

[A]

Very good.

[B]

Thank you very much.

[C]

The perfect gift for a single man.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

That would be in the recycling bin at my house. Oh, absolutely. Time to reveal little bit of history for you today.

[A]

I love this feature.

[C]

A little bit of education for you.

[A]

History's history. History. Wow.

[C]

Born in 1930 and he's still with us. The great astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Named after the official haircut of the early astronauts.

[B]

Is it him who punches that guy in the face in the hallway?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

That is awesome.

[C]

A guy accused him and said the moon landing was fake. He just had it with that crap. He just punches him in the face so good. He's a badass.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

All those. All those astronauts. Oh, absolutely.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

You don't like Buzz Alder?

[A]

No, not at all.

[D]

Why do you not like Buzz Aldrin?

[A]

I just don't. Wasted money. Going to the moon.

[B]

Ali G interview him. And he called him Buzz Lightyear. And Buzz Aldrin was not happy.

[C]

1946. Happy birthday. Oh, he's gone. David Lynch.

[B]

I love him. Love him.

[C]

Made some weird movies. If cigarettes made movies.

[B]

Blue Velvet is.

[A]

That's pretty good.

[C]

Cigarettes made. He was like a super heavy smoker.

[B]

Pat, didn't you take a first date to Blue Velvet?

[C]

I did, yeah.

[B]

It didn't go well. That's so wild. I should do a little homework on that film.

[C]

Oh, by the way, we have a first date story coming up. We've got to read this letter. Your happy birthday, Paul Stanley from Kick this.

[D]

How old is he?

[C]

74. Wow.

[B]

I think.

[C]

Yeah. 74. Born in 52. He's no longer a night in Satan's service. He's now a late afternoon in Satan's service.

[B]

Is there any truth to that? The knights and Satan service. Absolutely.

[A]

Absolutely. That's what. That's exactly what it stood for.

[C]

Stands for 1966. Happy Birthday Rain Wilson. Born in Seattle. Seattle.

[A]

Ironic.

[C]

Let's see now. Oh, Quest love. Born in 1971. The great musician, protein bar magnate Quest.

[D]

Yeah, Quest.

[C]

And he's got a great documentary. A couple of them, actually. Is. Would you say he has the most famous Afro hairstyle in contemporary America.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I have technical questions. Question. Is Don King still alive?

[A]

I don't. I think he is.

[C]

And would you call that an apple something? That's debatable.

[A]

Plus Love's documentary about Sly Stone is wonderful.

[C]

It's great. But. Yeah, that he's got a nice, nice, nice set of hair. Let's see. Oh, Nick Foles. Happy birthday. Born in 1989. And I understand the Broncos are gone calling him. They need a quarterback. You see Mr. Nix is down. Yeah.

[B]

But another horse name. You know, you can't. In the Broncos. A little on the nose.

[C]

Very good. Thank you.

[D]

Don King is still alive. He's 94.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Well, that's gonna have that. That retrospective is up and ready to roll, isn't it?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That obits. Yeah, they got it ready to go.

[B]

Don King would wash his hands. He washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom. Yeah.

[C]

1971. Oh, some obscure Beatles trivia for you, Pat.

[B]

71. 71.

[C]

John Lennon meets Yoko Ono's parents. Oh, they thought he would famously. You know the story. They thought he was Paul. That's all. The Beatles look alike to them.

[B]

Is that a famous story?

[A]

You know, just when I thought there wasn't any. Anything there drags me into that.

[C]

Oh, this.

[A]

Is it possible for us to do one day in history without a Beatles fact or is that just going to be a running. Should I just give up the fight?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

1971. What's going on? Released by Marvin Gaye. One of the great songs of all time. Remember what Tim Wilson used to say about it? Only. Only Marvin Gaye could release a protest song that was also a panty dropper. That is a. That is quite a skill. Lastly, Breaking Bad appears on AMC for the first time in 2008. An absolutely great show.

[B]

That's a good one.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The old ballad of Walter White.

[D]

I never got past the first episode when that bathtub fell through the ceiling. I was like, I'm over this now.

[B]

Did it bother you as a realtor or.

[A]

Because there was no ABBA in the series? Is that the problem?

[D]

Yeah. That is not a feelgood film.

[A]

I can understand that. Yeah.

[C]

There was no ab. There are some good feel good moments in that.

[D]

Well, I'm sure there was, but I.

[C]

Great acting, great casting. You mentioned a first date, Pat. Yeah. Got this letter from St. Steve. Kind enough to write. He goes, hello, Steve. You guys were talking about first dates. I am from Columbus, Ohio.

[A]

Hey, Franklin. Countyite.

[C]

I had met a girl that lives in Dayton.

[A]

All right.

[C]

I picked her up, we went out to dinner. She said during dinner she wanted to visit her dad. Okay, well, I'm game for anything. I agreed. Followed her directions.

[A]

Really.

[C]

We went to the county jail in downtown Dayton.

[A]

Yeah, that's where it is.

[C]

Our first date. I met her dad. Dad. Through the glass on the visitor's phone.

[A]

Nice.

[D]

Oh well, please tell me they got married.

[C]

We later both decided it was not going to work out between the two of us.

[D]

Darn.

[B]

How have I not dated this woman? Like that is right up my alley.

[A]

This is something we have to keep. Keep going.

[D]

The worst first date.

[A]

Worst first dates.

[C]

I remember we had the one letter from someone who when the first date was taken to a funeral. No way.

[B]

I believe it. But man, that is. I took a first date to 8 millimeter, which was another movie you shouldn't take a Nicholas Cage movie about the snuff film. Yes. Which I didn't know that's what it was. But there's a part in it where they're in a cemetery and I making none of this up. The girl leans over to me and she goes, do you know why they have fences around cemeteries? And I go, no. And she goes, because people are dying to get in. In. And that's when I knew that was going to be our last date. As a comedian you should appreciate such humor.

[C]

No. Which sounds like the movie was so bad she was turned into something entertaining apparently.

[A]

Was she touching your leg when she told you.

[B]

Oh, there was no touching. Did she know you were a comedian? Is that why she. I was not. I was a. I worked at the brokerage for a long time. I was not legit back.

[C]

Did you have the beard and everything then?

[B]

No, no, no, I didn't look anything like that. Your boiler room days. People don't give you money when mean they do, but it's like, hey, good luck. Like it's like.

[C]

Yeah, go buy some MD 2020 and kill the afternoon. Coming up, we have a psychological study of pornography coming up in the news. Anything else of interest, Christy Lee?

[D]

Yeah, we have other things that's interesting. I have a Costco story that I love. We have a banana monkey story. That's.

[C]

Oh, that's a good one.

[A]

Go together like peanut butter and jelly.

[D]

Well, that's kind of. And we have.

[C]

We got something for you. A religious story hearse in a drive thru about the blessing of the animals.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

That's a nice time.

[A]

That's a nice thing. Yeah, that's a massive thing that they've.

[B]

Never heard of this year.

[C]

Of course I've heard of it. I suggested it to my dog the other day. Hey, why don't we go get you blessed? He looked at me. Are you kidding? They got to work on you first. My dog is very smart. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch show. The any part of the show you missed later Today on our YouTube channel.

[A]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hey, Chick. Hey.

[A]

She's at the SILAC Insurance news section center. There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

There's Jeff Osu.

[B]

Hello, good sir.

[D]

Oh, I like that.

[A]

Thank you very much. There's Josh Arlo.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[C]

Hello. Chick McGee.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[C]

We're in good spirits here today. A lot of Hoosier fans happy about the, the outcome. Great, great win last evening. And boy, I bet that airport will be full of a lot of red.

[D]

And a lot of tired people.

[A]

Yeah, my hair hurts.

[C]

I just, I just hope that if you're getting surgery, your, your surgeon is a Purdue fan. This morning there was a great shirt. Hey, Jason, do you have a copy of that T shirt? Do you have a picture of this? Someone sent me this yesterday. Now, I know you've got a lot of connections to Purdue, Christy Lee, although you did attend Indiana.

[D]

I went to iu, but my daughter went to Purdue and works for Purdue University. University. That is correct.

[C]

And there are a number of Purdue people in this building, as a matter of fact, a great university. And this T shirt was circulating yesterday featuring the, the, the famed Purdue mascot, Purdue Pete. Purdue Pete. Does he still have that head issue?

[D]

He's got a big head.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah, very big head.

[C]

I mean, it's a mascot quite literally, like the famous cartoon strip, Ms. Peach.

[A]

Famous cartoon?

[B]

Wait, what is this?

[C]

There used to be a cartoon strip called Miss Peach, and they all had gigantic hands.

[A]

I don't think the guy who drew.

[B]

It looked at it. He was unaware.

[C]

There aren't a lot of comic strips anymore, are there? They don't have the.

[B]

No.

[C]

Oh, that's. That's a shame.

[A]

No more Prince.

[C]

Okay, here we go. Here's the T shirt.

[A]

No more apartment 3G.

[C]

It's got the engineer with the producer on holding up a finger, and it's says, just for today, and he's got an IU flag.

[D]

Oh, that's sweet.

[B]

Oh, I don't like that at all. That's.

[C]

That's.

[B]

That's the definition of disloyal.

[C]

I think it's about compromise and seeing the other.

[B]

There is no compromise in college football.

[D]

You know, in college football, the Big Ten's The Big Ten, You. You root for whoever's left.

[A]

Well, I think Josh still brought up a good. If you didn't attend in some way, Indiana University you couldn't cheer for, you have no right. I was on shaky ground because I went to Ohio State, and I. You know, when you see it for.

[C]

10 minutes, when you say you went.

[A]

To Ohio State more my senior year than I did actually.

[C]

When I congratulated you didn't actually attend classes there?

[A]

No, I did not. They got.

[C]

And you didn't have a door Money?

[A]

No. Well, I did, but I'd never attended. Yeah, I see. I didn't get it, so I don't know who got it.

[D]

Okay, I have about 12 credits. Does that count?

[C]

Once again, Christy, I did some math. Miss, you still have college eligibility. That gymnastics team could use the.

[D]

No, they don't have a deep.

[A]

You know where I.

[C]

All the more reason you could be good on it.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

Josh will appreciate this. I graduated from the school of hard knock.

[B]

Oh, you sure did, my friend.

[A]

Damn right I did. How about that, Tom? And you know where you. You graduated from? The silver spoon in your mouth. Here you go, son. Here's a million dollars. Now go out and try to make it a great day.

[C]

No, no. Here's a million dollars and try to make it a hundred grand.

[B]

That's easy to do.

[C]

No, I bluff my way in and out of college. Don't trust me.

[B]

Did you graduate, Magnum? Come loudly.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

Always. Good.

[C]

Once again, a lot of us are. A lot of us are celebrating. Now, Pat, have you written a celebratory song for.

[A]

Oh, here it is now.

[C]

Maybe for Fernando or for.

[B]

Yeah, I did that earlier about an hour and a half ago.

[C]

I'm well aware of that. But see, radio. New people are listening.

[B]

Have you added jokes to it? I. I am well aware that it didn't go. Why don't you. Painfully aware.

[C]

Painfully.

[A]

You know what you could do now?

[D]

Talking about it was great.

[A]

Give it a comedic take this time.

[B]

Guys, I think the setup where Tom was trashing Abba didn't make it Go that sweet either.

[C]

Okay, don't blame that. No.

[A]

Poor workman. Bl.

[C]

Fernando Mendoza, who is not his real name.

[A]

There's no way.

[B]

I'm sorry, Tom. I didn't know your son.

[C]

I thought you of Cuban American heritage. Why doesn't he look like you lived in Miami? Well, of course, you know the descendants of Castilian Spanish. I could explain this to you, but now, Pat, you lived in Miami for quite some time.

[B]

Seven years.

[C]

You're familiar with the great coffee and other Cuban coffee. Oh. Oh, it's great. You think. You think? I'm buzzed. Now, if this show are coming to.

[A]

Miami or Bustello or Busteo or. What is it? Bustasso.

[C]

I think you're thinking of Petito, which I believe is a milkshake. I think right now.

[A]

No, Batista, he was. He lived in the mountains, right?

[C]

Oh, yes. You mean the. The. The former head of Cuba. That guy. I thought you were talking about the drinks.

[A]

He was the real leader.

[C]

Yeah. This is a tribute to the Bay of Pigs.

[D]

This is a tribute to Fernando.

[B]

Ah. And your favorite, the quarterback of iu.

[D]

Yes. National champions.

[A]

Here come the jokes.

[B]

Be prepared not to be able to breathe.

[A]

That's right. These are really, really funny.

[B]

I will forge ahead for him, though.

[C]

My love. By the way, you look marvelous.

[B]

The way you throw the ball for Nanny. You have Tom Brady on the sidelines looking lovingly. It's destiny, Fernando. You won the Heisman Trophy and you're not afraid to cry now. You won the national championship in a game of do or Die. You were pointing to the sky last night. The ball took flight. Fernando. He went for it all. 4th and 4 and got the score. Fernando, I never thought I you would lose. So I placed a bet. But I bet over my head they'd cover the spread. Fernando. If I had to do the same again, I'd bet I you and Fernando.

[C]

Oh, thank you for. Yes, You're a handsome man. As handsome as Marlon Brando. Put that in there.

[A]

Tom has some things to add.

[B]

He may have some notes under the bleachers. I'd give you a handle, Fernando.

[C]

That's a Catholic boy.

[D]

Don't.

[C]

Okay, thank you very much. Now we have Christy Lee right over there. She's ready to talk. What do you got?

[B]

Ready to talk?

[A]

Boy, if that wasn't welcoming, I'll kiss your ass.

[C]

I just thought we need to stop beating up Pat. I enjoyed the song, Pat.

[D]

I did too.

[C]

Thank you.

[D]

Researchers say frequently watching pornography does not automatically signal a problem.

[A]

Defined frequently.

[B]

And who are these researchers?

[D]

A study of nearly 900 adults found that motivation matters more than frequency. People who use pornography, Josh, for positive reasons, such as.

[C]

This is a complete BS study.

[D]

Like sexual curiosity, pleasure, as you mentioned, or exploring fantasies, did not show signs of dysfunction.

[B]

Okay, yeah. These are not addicts. These are.

[A]

I don't want it to be a book report.

[D]

What problems were more likely when uses were driven by negative reasons, including stress relief, boredom, or avoiding difficult emotions?

[A]

Interesting.

[D]

Researchers say the key takeaway is this. It's not how often someone watches pornography. It is lie.

[C]

I think you could be. If you know who the director is of a porno, you've got a problem. If you watch that and go, ah, obviously that's.

[B]

That's a Johnny.

[A]

Oh, sorry. That's a.

[C]

That's a Sid. That's a Sid Johnson.

[D]

Negative motivation movies again.

[B]

Yeah, man. He's back.

[D]

We're strongly linked to problematic use, while positive motivations were associated with healthy sexual exploration.

[B]

I mean, one could argue this goes for everything.

[D]

Yeah, well, yeah.

[B]

If you're stress eating, not good. If you're eating because. Because you need sustenance and that's fine. Or drinking pleasurably on the weekend, fine. If you are doing it because you don't know how to handle your emotions, bad.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Stress jacking is apparently a thing. I don't think that's a thing.

[D]

I have a thing.

[B]

I don't know. I'm not a big fan of porn now. My penis is a huge fan. Yeah. I mean, he is addicted. Huge. Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Huge fan. But only when watching it is a huge fan.

[A]

Back in the day, John, how many porno. How many porn direct. Now I'm doing a porno. How many adult cinema directors could you name?

[B]

Oh, a handful.

[A]

Because I want to say Herschel Savage was a director. He was first a star and then he went into direct.

[B]

He did go into directing.

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Because I have had. I shared sensibilities with certain. Oh, pornographic autours.

[C]

Oh, really? Ass Blaster Johnson. You know him?

[A]

You remember Ass Blaster?

[B]

That's a nickname, I think. The great Autor Johnson.

[C]

Yeah. His real name is Ass Blaster Smith.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You kind of learn what companies, what directors, you know, you, you, you.

[C]

Every time. If I. Every time I hear any actor, a legit actor going, well, I think I really want to direct. I want to barf. I'm so sick of that.

[A]

Well, so.

[C]

So, you know, you're the new film you directed, blah, blah, blah. Really can't stand it. Oh, you look, you're. You're in Hollywood. You got A lot of money. All the poontang you can eat. Just shut up.

[B]

Well, you want to keep some artistic growth.

[C]

Okay, so what he said. Is it a problem if you do it at work?

[B]

Boy, that's gotta be an issue.

[C]

Once again, places not to do it. I church, funerals. Check out the drive thru. We've had that story a couple times.

[B]

Guys jacking in the drive through.

[C]

Oh, yeah. And they pull up. Oh, absolutely.

[B]

I get it. If the McRib is back, sometimes you can't help yourself.

[A]

That's reason to celebrate.

[C]

Coming up, actually we have drive thru in the news for a very odd week. Reason. Yep, we'll get to that in just a second. Right now, she's the Hyundai girl. It's Christy Lee, driver of a beautiful Hyundai. And they got something going on right now that's very interesting. The Hyundai Palisade hybrid with an amazing range. 600 plus miles for the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. And this isn't just a little tiny car. This is. You can get the whole crew in there. It's even got that third seat. Tell me more. Christy Lee.

[D]

Yeah, it's seat seven. Has driver assist, has parking assist. It has, it has.

[C]

What do you call them? The captain's chairs.

[D]

The captain's chairs, second row so you can get to the back.

[A]

You are the captain now.

[C]

Yes, it's the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Once again, the range, 600 plus miles. So it's worth checking out and get all the details by going to Hyundai USA.com h y u n d a I Hyundai USA.com and find out what's going on with the beautiful Palisade hybrid. You could even call them at 562-314-4603 for more detail. Tails. Or visit them online. Hyundai USA.com check out all of us great cars that they've got and of course the Palisade hybrid. Tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Coming up, we do have drive thrus in the news. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[A]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. I blame you, autop. I know you do. O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I there's Christy Lee.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Hello. Josh, Arnold.

[B]

Hi. Listen to this.

[C]

Oh, don't do that.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Why?

[B]

It's satisfying.

[A]

There's Jeff, Oscar.

[B]

A lot of people like that note.

[C]

It sounds like static.

[B]

Well, maybe in your silly headphones.

[A]

Did it sound like static to anybody?

[D]

No, it sounds like bubble.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby. Don't do that. Don't do that. If you do that. People can't hear me shaking my sugar pack.

[C]

I'll have you know I don't. I no longer have the packets.

[A]

I know. I've got a big jar of things that cost a quarter of a million.

[C]

Dollars to the diner. And. No, I. These are actually. If they sell these.

[B]

I.

[C]

In fact, I have two of them. I've got one in the green room and one here.

[B]

Lovely.

[A]

You titled.

[B]

Pretty easy to fill those with salt.

[D]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[B]

Or cocaine. Should we coke up Tom's Sugar?

[A]

Boy, I don't know what's in this coffee today, but it's amazing. Just amazed.

[C]

Not very sweet. Kind of bitter. Let's see now, where were we? Oh, Christy Lee.

[D]

We were talking about pornography.

[C]

I like insurance news. It's. Yes, sir.

[D]

Yeah. And I don't know, Christy, do you.

[B]

Like it at all?

[D]

Do I like porn?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe bother me cuddling with that significant.

[D]

Don't like to watch it with someone else.

[A]

No kidding.

[B]

And I have a guess that your husband. Not that into it, I don't think.

[D]

We've never discussed it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Never.

[B]

What?

[D]

No, never.

[B]

Oh, me and my lady, she. She saves what she watches so that I can watch it later so I can see what she likes.

[C]

And then she looks at black guys.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No.

[B]

Come to find out, way more vulgar than what I'm into. Oh, she is a filth monster. Oh, my gosh.

[C]

These mics are on.

[A]

I don't care.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

That's very interesting.

[B]

Yeah, she. Because I go, oh, what do you watch? She goes, well, I'll save one and then you can watch it later. And I did. And I was like, that's what you want.

[D]

I don't know what it is about. But my husband and I. I get embarrassed, like, watching, like, when it gets some regular movies that get a little frisky. I don't. I don't like that. I like. No, that's separate.

[B]

Okay. Do you watch it with your lady?

[A]

Josh?

[B]

I have watched it. Watched porn with people. I've been in a relationship before, but never.

[C]

You ruin it for him by telling him what's going to happen next.

[B]

Oh, you're going to love this next part.

[C]

He uses his index finger.

[A]

Aren'T you?

[B]

So it's never been a thing in any relationship I've ever been in. Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So that's. For me. That's my thing. Yeah. We. Her and I have never watched it together. Together. Yeah. But I can't.

[C]

I Know how to operate my tv, so I'm out.

[B]

Pat, what are your thoughts on. Well, this is. This is called too much porn.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

We just started dating. Things are moving pretty fast. She's trying wild things in the bedroom. Must have a kinky past. I wonder where she learned this stuff.

[C]

I was.

[B]

I wish I was forewarned. Must have had a boyfriend that watch too much porn. Too much porn, Too much porn. Too much porn, too much porn. 69's a young man's game and my meniscus is torn. Back it off a notch. Take that ring thing off my crotch. This girl's been watching too much porn. A young kid from St. Louis once had a dream to make it big in showbiz Be part of a radio team maybe meet a girl and not be so forlorn. But Josh is watching too much porn. Too much porn, Too much porn, Too much porn. I watch too much porn. Yanking it and spanking it till the early morning. Go on a date, your iPad can wait. Joshie watches too much. The pastor watches too much. Your mother washes too much porn.

[C]

Thank you very much. Bad. Very nice.

[B]

Everything in moderation.

[C]

Okay, now we have a. Christy Lee.

[D]

Don't you have to put your driver's license in now to watch porn?

[B]

Well, that should tell you how much I'm watching. I have not done that. Yeah, so.

[C]

Yeah, what's the point of that exactly?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Make sure you're of age. You know, they try not to get.

[C]

Younger people, but you get on some list if you do that.

[D]

Probably.

[B]

Probably.

[A]

What do you mean? You're on some list anyway.

[C]

Yeah, but you want to be on that list if you're on.

[A]

If you're on the Internet, you're already on the list.

[B]

Now, back in the day, I would have done that immediately, but now I. Yeah, whatever.

[C]

I see. I know what else is going on over there, Christie.

[D]

A video going viral appears to show a hearse ordering at a McDonald's drive thru. According to news.comau, the hearse carrying a coffin was. Well, you know. Drivers get hungry, too. Was spotted at a drive through entrance of a McDonald's location in southern Australia. Australia. One former McDonald's manager chimed in, saying, quote, I had a funeral home call my store on more than one occasion, notifying us that they would be coming through in a hearse family's wishes for the deceased's last coffee run.

[B]

Oh, okay, man. I like McDonald's coffee.

[A]

I do, too.

[D]

Good.

[B]

Stepped up their game. But now, did the rest of the procession get anything I don't know.

[C]

That's kind of cool. Pay it forward. Forward.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Kind of creepy. Would you say to the guy, by the way, the guy in the back doesn't care if the fries are cold. That just creeps me out.

[D]

Does it just a hearse in general creeps you out?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

If you were in a drive through and you there, you saw that there was a hearse in front of you, would you leave that drive through? I would. It's not.

[D]

No.

[B]

Why would you do that?

[D]

No, it's a guy driving, being hungry.

[B]

Creepy.

[C]

Depends. It has one of those complicated orders. You ever get behind somebody and then you can't figure why it's taking so long. And they get up to the window and just one thing after another going.

[B]

Oh, no, they're ordering for the soccer team.

[C]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[B]

What if the guy wanted to get an ice cream for his last wish in the machine?

[C]

Went to three different McDonald's.

[B]

Have you accidentally merged into a funeral procession before?

[D]

No.

[B]

Once in my life I just wasn't paying attention.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I felt terrible.

[D]

Did you take the first turn off?

[B]

No, I just went ahead and went to the funeral. Pretend you knew the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Paid my respects. Sure as sad he's gone. Right. It's a she. Oh, gosh.

[A]

You're in a card league with them now, right? Play cards every Tuesday night.

[D]

Volunteers have been working to clear beaches in England of thousands of french fries and onions following a cargo ship spill.

[B]

Oh, they have seagulls.

[D]

Yeah. Joke. The BBC reports the french fries were found near Eastbourne after several shipping containers filled with food and packaging had fallen from the cargo vessel, the Baltic Clipper, and washed ashore. According to the story, in some places the French fries were 2 1/2ft deep into the ground.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

What do you mean? Bags?

[D]

That's what I would have thought. They would have been in bags.

[C]

But the seagulls would be thrilled. But it might take a while.

[A]

Legend live on the Baltic Sea.

[C]

They don't call them French fries.

[D]

Chips.

[C]

Chips ahoy.

[B]

How about this? I'm glad they cleaned it up because they were poutine. The animals in danger.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

No, that's. Oh, no, those are words. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I'm going to go instead of putting poutine. Okay.

[B]

Poutine.

[A]

Have you ever had poutine? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's really good.

[B]

It's decadent, isn't it?

[A]

It's sweet. Yeah. Disco fries, baby.

[C]

I was just. I don't know why I was thinking about this. The. I was the thing with the guy with the casket in the back. Driving through the drive thru McDonald's, I was thinking if maybe if he didn't have enough change, he could go up in the casket. If the guy had those coins in his eyelids.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You know what? I don't think they do that anymore.

[C]

So I saw. That's why I listen to do that.

[A]

In the old west.

[D]

And looked it up.

[C]

Yeah, I just looked it up. Just now for the. It just says the main reason for coins in the isles in Greek mythology, that they had to cross the river sticks to reach the underworld.

[B]

Pay the ferryman.

[D]

Sure did.

[A]

Don't even set a price.

[C]

Wow. Also, it helped keep the eyes closed. Wow. Before modern mortuary techniques, eyelids often reopened after death.

[D]

And now they just sew them shut.

[C]

Oh, they don't really.

[D]

What do you think they do, glue them?

[B]

I'm going to insist my eyes remain open so that everybody who views my body just has to. This will be. You know, I'm a jokester.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm gonna have them. I'm gonna have the mortician make my eyes crossed. You gotta find a laugh. Yeah, yeah. One last laugh.

[C]

Would they do that with like a pin?

[A]

Check him out. Check Josh out. Isn't he something?

[B]

Oh, look at that. He got one.

[C]

It says most contemporary funerals avoid the practice of putting coins in the islands.

[D]

Well, of course.

[B]

Should I be buried with my glasses on? Good question.

[A]

Maybe.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, I think so.

[D]

You're gonna do that?

[C]

Do a lot of people do that?

[B]

I don't know. I don't know.

[D]

I don't look at dead people, so.

[B]

I don't feel like I've ever seen it.

[A]

You don't look at dead people?

[C]

No, but if you're forced to.

[D]

Don't I. Nobody's forced.

[A]

Even on the, the walk through, you don't.

[B]

You don't go in the room. Do you go in the room?

[D]

I go in the room enough to say something and then get that out. I won't. Even when my parent. Well, my own parents. I would not.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

Now, if you wear contacts, do they put them in?

[D]

No.

[A]

You're not.

[C]

These are all, these are all fair. They're fair questions.

[D]

Are you going to have a showing and all that?

[B]

I have no idea. Oh, but I, I. The showings help me personally. That's, that's a good. Yeah, they're good for me.

[A]

Funerals for the living.

[C]

Not the.

[A]

Yeah. Guy in the box.

[C]

So they don't do the coin in the eye thing anymore.

[D]

Huh? We determined that maybe just one.

[C]

Maybe like a quarter in the left.

[B]

What Beatles song has a reference about that? No, which one? George Harrison song from Revolver. Penny Lover. Penny lover.

[A]

Penny lover.

[B]

Tax Man.

[D]

Very funny.

[C]

What's the reference?

[B]

Beware the pennies on your eyes, guys.

[A]

Tax Man.

[B]

Oh, that's great.

[C]

Oh, they're gonna. The ir. The IRS is gonna even take those.

[A]

I couldn't. I couldn't.

[C]

Hold it. That's a solid reference, Pat. Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

[A]

Beatles today.

[C]

A certain bit of musical literacy and talking about something great, as opposed to Abba.

[B]

Now, there are coins in military cemeteries.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

You can put a coin on the tombstone, own it. A certain coin means we serve together. A certain coin means we were in the same war. The same what? I forget exactly. But I just know when I go visit my dad, I. I make a killing.

[C]

Once again, your father, Larry. Brave man. Vietnam combat veteran, two tours. Can you imagine a guy taking a bucket? I got the free flags.

[A]

Whistling.

[C]

My yard's gonna look great in the Fourth of July. I got all these free flags. Oh, I'm sorry. Christi le. What else is happening?

[D]

Viral footage captured in Vietnam shows a tourist covering his body in bananas to attract wild monkeys.

[B]

Is he a pervert?

[D]

In the video, the tourists secured bunches of bananas around his torso, arms and legs before entering an area where monkeys are live on Son tray. Is it Trey Mountain. The person appears delighted as monkeys rush in to snatch bananas from his body.

[A]

I'm delighted by this.

[D]

Before an official approaches telling the man to stop.

[C]

I find it very appealing. We have a picture of this lunatic. Look at this guy.

[B]

That's worse than I thought. Wait a minute.

[A]

No, it's not because he doesn't have any bananas on his groin.

[D]

No, it's not a sexual thing.

[C]

Well, they've probably already eaten them.

[A]

No, no. Well, are those. I thought those were cats on the ground. Those are monkeys.

[D]

They're monkeys.

[B]

Those are cute. Looks like he should be wearing rollerblades, like. Yes, he does.

[C]

Yeah, he does have on a helmet with a face visor.

[D]

Well, it's because he's got the little scooter there. That's what he wrote in on.

[A]

He rode in on a skew.

[B]

So why would he do this?

[C]

The guy's on a scooter covered in bananas.

[A]

Well, that's a hell of an act.

[C]

That way. He's got a scooter, so in case of an emergency, he can swim. Split.

[B]

Those are just cute little monkeys. Wait, gets. What do you want.

[A]

A banana split?

[C]

What an idiot.

[A]

It's appealing.

[B]

Very odd.

[D]

Well, the monkeys liked it.

[C]

Well, there's probably some pervy thing later on where he's painted his male member yellow. They haven't gotten to that point. You know how easy it would be.

[A]

For a monkey to rip a penis off a guy?

[B]

Oh, I can't even.

[A]

It would take any effort at all. Probably no.

[B]

Probably none.

[A]

Snatch? Oddly enough, the opposite.

[C]

Well, what's coming up?

[D]

Well, we have horses and pets and this very interesting ritual for St. Anthony, if you're not familiar with that, Tony. And we have a cow in the news.

[B]

What's this cow up to?

[D]

Jumping over the moon, apparently using tools.

[A]

Wow. What do you mean doing some woodworking?

[C]

I, I this story.

[A]

I okay, that was good. A cow doing woodworking.

[B]

I love it. In front of a band saw.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

I'm somewhat skeptical. I'll say right now. Now, when is Valentine's day, Christian?

[D]

It's February 14th.

[C]

Every year.

[D]

Every year.

[C]

And this year it's a Saturday.

[D]

Saturday.

[C]

Well, that means it's time for Stephen Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers to help us out. How's he going to help us out, Christy Lee?

[D]

Oh, he's going to help you out with the brand new gold dipped rose and the color for this Valentine's Day. Well, it's the romantic, breathtaking, unforgettable image of a sunset. That's right. Stephen Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold Dip Rose goes from a beautiful yellow orange all the way down to a beautiful violet color. And you can check out I hate stevensinger.com and see it for yourself. Picture it. A rose that perfectly captures sunset hues. Yes, that's right. Stephen's famous gold dipped roses are real roses dipped in pure 24 karat gold. And they're guaranteed to last a lifetime. Stephen Singer makes this Valentine's Day shopping. Easy, easy. And they start at just $69 dollars. The new Sunset rose is exclusive and only at Steven Singer Jewelers. As Tom mentions, every time we do this they sell out. So don't wait. Get yours today. The sunset rose now at I hate stevensinger.com always fast and free shipping. Stephen Singer Jewelers. I hate stephen singer.com.

[C]

Thank you very much, Christy Lee. We're going to be right back with a cow using tools. Okay.

[D]

Opie wears eye protection.

[A]

We're hoping.

[C]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the link at bob and tom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts studio, it's Christy Lee, Jake McGee. How are you, buddy?

[C]

What is it?

[A]

What is it? Nine degrees right now in certain parts of the country? Zero degrees. What's.

[D]

Oh, we're up to 10 here.

[A]

Temperature in Canada.

[C]

So warm in Florida.

[A]

Tom, your thoughts?

[C]

There was some snow in the Panhandle a couple days ago and iguanas falling from the trees. Yeah.

[A]

My God. My God.

[C]

Serious cold air circulating in certain parts of America.

[D]

It's hot in Miami today, though.

[C]

That's right now.

[A]

Hot Hoosier wind blowing in Miami.

[C]

Oh, I like that notion. Hot Hoosier win. Yeah. Thank you. Christie's at the news desk for the Silac Insurance news desk. What's going on?

[D]

Faithful Spaniards honored St. Anthony, the patron saint of domestic animals, recently with various rituals that included horses leaping through bonfires known as las luminarias. The act is believed to.

[B]

Which means flaming horse.

[C]

Flaming horse testicles.

[D]

The act is believed to purify the animals in the coming year. Their tradition takes place every January in spite of criticism from animal rights groups. In addition to the horse and fire spectacle, pet owners also take their dogs and cats to church to be blessed with holy water. It's very.

[B]

That happens at almost every Catholic church, doesn't they?

[D]

Yeah, a lot of times.

[C]

Do they? I've been to a Catholic wedding. There's a lot of standing and sitting and kneeling. Do the dogs have to do that, too?

[A]

Oh, I hope they are sitting in the pews.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Stand up. They sit. Lie down.

[A]

Good boys. Good boys and girls.

[D]

I don't know how they all do it, but if I've been involved in this. You brought your animal specifically for the blessing. You didn't have to. It wasn't a mass.

[B]

Right? It was. You just go.

[D]

Right.

[C]

You just have to sit through the whole thing.

[B]

Right.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. That would.

[C]

The dog looks at you and goes, I liked it better when it was in Latin.

[D]

I like it better when it's in Latin. Researchers have identified the first case of tool use in cattle.

[C]

This is. I'm really skeptical.

[D]

Indicating that livestock might be smarter than previously thought.

[A]

Well, they just have to be.

[C]

This better not ruin cheeseburgers.

[D]

At the heart of the study is a Swiss brown cow named Veronica.

[A]

Oh. Jumping over the sleepy lazy fo or something.

[B]

Right.

[D]

How now? Brown cow. Who has been kept as a pet by Austrian farmer and baker Witgar Wiegel.

[A]

I am Mr. Vegal.

[C]

What a lovely name.

[A]

Please call me Witty.

[D]

Scientists first learned of Veronica after a video shared online showing her picking up sticks and using them to scratch herself.

[A]

Well, how about that? Oh, come on.

[C]

How does she pick anything up. Up with a hoof in your mouth?

[D]

In a series of experiments, researchers found that Veronica could use different parts of the same tool.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

For different purposes, showing she can engage in genuinely flexible tool use.

[A]

Let's not lose sight of the fact the cow's name's Veronica.

[B]

Very nice.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

What else did she use the tool for.

[A]

Scratching her.

[B]

Who?

[A]

Yeah, so that she can't reach it.

[C]

So she picks up the sticks with her mouth.

[B]

Must. Yeah, yeah. There's no way.

[D]

She has to.

[A]

Or with both hoofs maybe, but then.

[B]

It would be on its.

[D]

She's standing on her back feet. It's not a dancing bear.

[A]

Well, that'll be difficult. Let me get into this. Now, see, you got to put.

[C]

I. Christy, I. Honestly, I hadn't thought of that. Yeah, that's going to be kind of rough because picks up the front and the legs and then boom, face hits the dirt.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

Well, I'm skeptical.

[D]

Cows sit. I've never seen a cow just sit like a dog.

[B]

Sure. I mean, the sitting cows is where we get ground shock. Thank you very much.

[D]

Either side, you see them laying down or lying down and standing. That's it. You don't see the in between.

[A]

Well, what do you want?

[B]

I'd like to see if you want.

[A]

Him seated at a desk or something.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Hi. Thanks for coming in.

[B]

Look, now, look, we've had got a couple complaints.

[C]

Okay. There's a picture of this critter. Oh, yep, yep.

[B]

I'd like to see a cow driving a bus.

[C]

She has a.

[A]

She has a.

[C]

It's a beautiful cow. She has a stick in her mouth and she's leaning back with her head and scratching her back.

[A]

Ah.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

She can do a lot with that stick.

[A]

Yeah, but what is she really doing? I don't think she made the.

[B]

You don't think she's trying to scratch an area with the stick?

[A]

There's something else that she thinks she wanted to chew a stick and it just happened to scratch her back.

[B]

No, but.

[C]

No, but, I mean, if then. But she's. Like I said, her head's back over here.

[B]

And then she also uses the stick to draw escape plans in the dirt. All right, now, Bessie, you're over here by this. This rock is the shed.

[A]

Wait a minute. What's this? The rock is the shed.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, I'm on diversion.

[D]

A group of men in Utah are finding emotional support in a very unlikely state space. Costco. You heard me right. KSTU reports that the men's Mental health Community Club was born out of Jackson Smith's regular get together with friends at the retailer's food court. Now the so called Costco club meets every week at a location in Orem to eat and share stories. Mr. Smith told the station that it is a low pressure environment where you can be open about your feelings, fillings if you want to, but really you're just there to connect and have a.

[A]

Great hot dog or a slice of pizza.

[D]

Very, very cheap.

[C]

What is Costco per year? How many, like how much does it cost? Yeah, yeah, it's a lot cheaper than therapy.

[D]

He now plans to expand his group to other locations across Utah. Yeah, would you go sit in a men's group? Do you. This is kind of. Men don't usually get together and talk like this.

[C]

Do they have real ones? I mean know there are people I'll chat with, but I mean it's not like an official.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Really? Yeah. You. No, wait, I don't know if I.

[A]

See you in therapy.

[C]

No, I'm not talking about therapy. This is just like five guys sitting around at Evan Coffee at a Costco.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yes. You would never do that.

[C]

Well, Costco, you got to be feeling sad in bulk. Gotta be like really sad.

[B]

I don't find that a comfortable place to be. I, I think it's, it's noisy. I think it's high stress.

[D]

Yes, I do too. And people are in line to get there. I don't even know how to order food there anymore because now you got to go to a. You can't just talk to a person.

[B]

I've never ordered food there, but it's always packed. It is.

[A]

If I go to Costco, I gotta buy like six TVs. I can't not. Yeah, they're so amazing.

[B]

I like the tv, but I just don't like, I don't want to spend more time there than I need to. There's a really funny Instagram channel where a guy is just videotaping from his Costco cart. And every guy passes. Scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you that you're here with your wife at Costco today? And most of it's like I just saw my head off now. But there's a few older guys are like, oh, I love coming to Costco with my wife. It's, it's what we do every Tuesday. You know what I Like, I like.

[A]

The samples and stuff. Those are good. You just stand out at the samples, wait for them to put them out. You ever eat samples at the Costco?

[D]

You ever been to a Costco? No, I didn't think so.

[A]

Is that right?

[B]

I do like it, but it's Thunderdome. And I would rather. The worst place to drive is the Costco parking.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I don't know. It's madness.

[D]

Awful.

[B]

Just madness.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Who planned those parking lots?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Like, there's a standard parking lot. Every other store has. Why don't you have the same one?

[A]

A lot of honking.

[B]

We're gonna have some aisles go straight, some go left to right. Like, what are you doing?

[D]

And then you have the gas thing that goes into the parking lot. So sometimes it backs up so far. Yeah, it's maybe fun.

[A]

Maybe it's best you don't go to a Costco.

[C]

I'll have to try it out.

[A]

It's only fun. You might. Cause of.

[B]

I'll take you. You might like it. They have shopping carts the size of Escalades.

[A]

Yeah, they do. I only got a shopping cart full. You got.

[C]

I'd have to get a card or. You got to join up.

[D]

Well, you could go as a guest.

[B]

You can come with me.

[A]

Oh, nice.

[B]

Fun.

[A]

I see him pull into the Costco parking lot and then the next is the nuclear explosion.

[D]

Jess is telling me you belong to Costco.

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, I mean, she's got. I'm sure she does.

[B]

You belong to the Costco.

[C]

Get me a copy of the card. Okay. Thank you very much. I'd enjoy that so much. Congratulations again to the Hoosiers.

[B]

All right's the last day. We're not talking about it anymore.

[C]

Okay, calm down.

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You didn't go to Indiana. You catch cheer for that.

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