The BOB & TOM Show - January 21, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – January 21, 2026

Main Theme & Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show features the distinctive blend of comedy, sports talk, current events, and everyday life humor that has made the show a staple for morning radio fans nationwide. Notable guests include impressionist Frank Caliendo and comedian Ali Breen, plus recurring personalities Chick McGee, Tom Griswold, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, and the rest of the regular cast. Key discussions include NFL playoffs and coaching changes, unusual cures from Renaissance-era medicine, viral moments from the college football national championship, vehicle nostalgia, and relationship advice.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Frank Caliendo, Impressions, and Sports Banter

• Opening laughs start with Frank Caliendo riffing on his reputations for his John Madden and Jon Gruden impressions:
  • Frank: “I just like money so much, I don’t care.” [00:29]
  • Hilarious expansion on John Madden entering the Hall of Fame and imagining the busts “talking to each other.” [00:37]
  • Fake Gruden bit about working at Hooters: “The only thing I didn’t like is those little tank tops and wearing those little orange shorts, man. They’re a little revealing when you’re a Gruden man.” [01:47]

2. NFL Playoffs, Coaching Carousel, and Sports Lingo

• Discussion of NFL championship games scheduling and the head coaching shuffle, led by Chick McGee and Tom Griswold.
  • “The cash keeps a-flowin’. I am in no position to question them.” – Chick [04:43]
  • Good-natured joking about Tom’s ability to motivate players as a hypothetical coach.
  • Sports slang detours:
    • Tom: “Going for the boat? Sports lingo is pathetic... Ever since GOAT came out, I’ve been pissed.” [06:53]
    • Chick: “You’re also upset about Mount Rushmore’s.” [07:01]
  • Audience gets a quick “Mount Rushmore of quarterbacks” debate: Tom goes with Joe Montana, Terry Bradshaw, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning. [09:06]

3. Vehicle Nostalgia and Bench Seats

• Crew dives into auto nostalgia, especially lost features like bench seats and “captain’s chairs.”
  • “Last mainstream American passenger car with a bench seat was the 2013 Chevrolet Impala.” – Christy Lee [15:00]
  • Personal tales about memorable cars and people who sat on those bench seats.
  • Tom: “I can’t remember the last car I had with a bench seat. I think it might have been... an Impala or maybe a Buick Skylark.” [14:05]

4. Listener Letters & Workplace Pranks

• Josh Arnold retells the “Knick-knack, Patty Black” frog joke, leading to a discussion of old-school groaners and nicknames.
  • Listener letters prompt stories about workplace hearse pranks and funeral home antics:
    • “I submit those are the best workplace pranks—or a funeral home. Wouldn’t you? I would think a lot of things popping up out of nowhere.” – Chick [26:33]
  • Conversation about classmates destined for the funeral sciences and quirks of that industry, including vanity plates like “casket.” [27:49]

5. College Football Championship, Viral Moments & A Bella Danger

• Recap of the national championship game with humorous takes on crowd shots, particularly when adult film actress A Bella Danger was shown on TV.
  • “I thought she had a runny nose. Turned out she was just full.” – Tom [48:46]
  • The team cracks jokes as they examine incoming photos and speculate about audience reactions to her appearance on screen. Josh: “That means there were husbands around the country having to not recognize her.” [49:17]

6. Renaissance Medicine – Weird Cures

• Tom introduces a story about odd medical recipes from the Renaissance, sparking incredulity and jokes about lizard heads, hippo teeth, and human feces used as cures.
  • Josh: “If it was found that human feces absolutely reverses hair loss—I’d be first in line.” [120:31]
  • The group riffs on what people were willing to do for hair and what this says about enduring human vanity. [121:03+]
  • Contemporary tie-in: Brazilian model going viral for "face mask" made from her own feces. “It may prevent aging. It also probably prevents dating.” – Tom [125:00]

7. Relationship Advice – “Sexy Time with Ali Breen”

• Ali Breen joins for the popular relationship advice segment. Questions cover exes, paternity paranoia, relationship boundaries, and moving in together.
  • “I think you’re being fairly unreasonable, but I’m probably in the minority.” – Josh, on blocking exes [139:48]
  • “She did what she was supposed to do. You were on a break.” – Christy, about a woman dating others during a break [146:29]
  • “Is it? Don’t some women like being called sluts?” – Josh, sparking laughs and a quick shut-down [147:13]

8. Swearing, Kids, and Modern Parenting

• Scientific study suggests swearing can boost performance and reduce inhibition.
  • Dr. Richard Stevens (study author): “Swearing is literally a calorie neutral, drug free, low cost, readily available tool at our disposal for when we need a boost in performance.” [157:45]
  • Discussion of whether it’s acceptable for children to swear. About 50% of parents say never, 35% say it depends. Anecdotes about overhearing kids swear and the difficulty of keeping composure. [159:36+]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On being pigeonholed:
  “It’s unfortunate, the pigeonholing I’ve done to myself, but I just like money so much. I don’t care.”
  — Frank Caliendo (00:29)

• Frank’s take on Madden busts at the Hall of Fame:
  “At night I imagine all these busts, the lights go out and they all start talking to each other. … It was really awkward and weird, even for John Madden.”
  — Frank Caliendo (00:37)

• Sports idioms gripes:
  “Going for the boat? Sports lingo is pathetic. Sad. Ever since GOAT came out, I’ve been pissed.”
  — Tom Griswold (06:53)

• On viral crowd shots featuring A Bella Danger:
  “That means there were husbands around the country having to not recognize her.”
  — Josh Arnold (49:17)

• On Renaissance ‘cures’:
  “If it was found that human feces absolutely reverses hair loss—let me know when you gotta go.”
  — Tom Griswold (120:39)

• Gallows Humor:
  “Before he was executed, do you remember his famous words? — ‘I’m gonna head out.’”
  — Tom Griswold, on King Louis XVI [119:08]

• Relationship realities:
  “I think it’s over, yo.”
  — Josh Arnold, to a letter-writer upset his secret workplace romance is cooling [147:02]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Frank Caliendo’s Impressions & Sports Talk: 00:21 – 02:53
• NFL Coaching Carousel Discussion: 04:29 – 05:53
• Mount Rushmore of Quarterbacks Debate: 07:09 – 09:15
• Bench Seats & Car Nostalgia: 13:39 – 15:35
• Listener Letter: Hearse & Funeral Pranks: 26:29 – 27:59
• A Bella Danger at the Championship Game: 48:34 – 51:15
• Renaissance ‘Cures’: 120:00 – 121:58
• Ali Breen, Sexy Time (Relationship Segment): 139:19 – 151:55
• Swearing in the News & Parenting Discussion: 157:13 – 159:03

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Flow and Tone

The episode maintains its signature lively, spontaneous, and irreverent tone. Jokes about football, funerals, workplace pranks, and viral moments mix with bits of real-life advice and a touch of history. Riffs and jabs flow naturally—one topic often spirals into spontaneous anecdotes, puns, or callbacks. Content remains quick-paced and comedic, but occasionally pauses for more sincere discussion, particularly in relationship advice and when reminiscing about technology or past careers.

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For New Listeners

If you missed the episode:

• Expect quick banter, running in-jokes, and a rotating cast of voices.
• Main themes ranged from pop culture impressions, NFL news, and everyday mishaps to unexpected turns like obscure Renaissance remedies and viral adult stars at football games.
• Show’s blend: irreverence, nostalgia, and genuine (if tongue-in-cheek) advice.

Fan Favorites: Frank Caliendo’s impressions, the Mount Rushmore debate, the Renaissance medicine rabbit hole, A Bella Danger’s college football cameo, and Ali Breen's “Sexy Time.”

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it fair to say? I guess your reputation was built on Madden, but today is sustained by Gruden. Is that a fair statement?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's unfortunate, the pigeonholing I've to myself, but I just like money so much. I don't care.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess.

[Frank Caliendo]

There'S ways to do things Madden's or. I'm sorry, not Madden. I guess it's synonymous with Madden. But Brett Favre is being welcomed into the hall of Fame this summer, which is going to be. Do you remember the Madden speech about when he was brought in the hall of Fame? He was like, you know, at night I imagine all these bus, the lights go out and they all start talking to each other and he had this big speech. It was really awkward and weird, even for John Madden. But I can imagine with Brett Favre being inducted, ESPN wants me to dust off the Madden. I was like, yeah, why not? So it'll be, you know, I imagine all these lights being turned out and now at the Brett Favre bus there and I'm just ignoring everybody else and I'm talking to Brett Favre the whole time. They won't let me do this. Imagine my bus, Brett Favre bus. And maybe giving them a little peck on the cheek. I mean, I know we'll do that Brett Favre, even if we're just head statues. I mean, there you go. Boom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, now how about Gruden? I know that that's.

[Frank Caliendo]

He's. I've spent some time with him and he's the most fun. We did a show in Tampa couple months ago now and Gruden came out to see it and it's just the best because he's just hanging out across the street. It's funny because he great friends with the owner of Hooters, which you just don't really think about that. But he worked at Hooters. You know, I was, I was a fry cook man. That's the great thing. Talking about his stuff. I was a fry cook man. I'm like, yeah, but think about that. I tell you what, man, I love that job. The only thing I didn't like is those little tank tops and wearing those little orange shorts, man. They're a little revealing when you're a Gruden man. I tell you what, tremendous. Right there.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you don't just do sports, people. We need to make that clear. I know that back in the day, you one of the first ones. I know you did a Jim Rome, which is very obscure, I think, unless you're a regular sports radio listener.

[Frank Caliendo]

Incredible. How great is that? Bringing it up. Doing a great job. Coming up later on the program, Shaquille o' Neal telling us what is wrong with the Cavs. Shaq. It's one of those kinds of times.

[Tom Griswold]

Great take, Shaq.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Chick McGee]

Good morning from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here we are, it's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Lee and her swell vest.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks. Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have any problems with your winter coat the other day?

[Christy Lee]

My winter coat?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the one hanging out there in the hall.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Thanks for tying my sleeves together.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know it was me?

[Christy Lee]

You're the one that does that.

[Josh Arnold]

All this.

[Chick McGee]

Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

No idea what you're talking about.

[Chick McGee]

I tied the sleeves of her coat together.

[Christy Lee]

So when I tried to put my arm through, you know, the sleeves were tied in a knot to get my arm in. Yeah, I was laughing.

[Tom Griswold]

I was laughing. I was laughing. And who else is here?

[Chick McGee]

There's Tom Darnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

And we're off. Yep. There's Pat Godwin. Tom, Ace. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Thank you very much for joining us. We have a little bit of a little dose of Frank Caliendo. I think we'll be hearing from Frank soon. I know he and Willie are doing some gigs this weekend. I'll get the details on that coming up for you. Let's see now. Everyone's kind of got a little bit of a football hangover. However, hair of the dog. Because the action begins again this weekend. Interestingly enough, both games are on Sunday, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're always that way. Afc, NFC championship games, always on Sunday.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm just surprised they don't do two prime time games.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why they do it that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Just asking.

[Chick McGee]

No, the NFL seems to.

[Tom Griswold]

They know what they're doing.

[Chick McGee]

Know what they're doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the cash keeps a flowing.

[Chick McGee]

I am in. No, I am in no position to question them. Would you like to go over the head jobs so far?

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't mind a head job.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A nice way to start your day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So we got Kevin Stefanski. He's in Atlanta. Check. By and large, by all opinions, the best coach that was available, bca best coach John Harbaugh to the Giants, Robert Sala to the Titans. Okay. Jeff Halfley, former defensive coordinator of the Green Bay Packers. You better study up on him, boy. He's the Dolphins head coach now. Still looking for coaches. Raiders, Cardinals, Browns, Raven, Steelers, Bills.

[Christy Lee]

Man.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. What do you think of that? Tom, you want to put your hat in the ring for any of these? Joe?

[Tom Griswold]

Completely unavailable and incompetent.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know about the incompetent. Oh, yeah, I think you could. Really? Don't you think Tom Waltz is into a team meeting? I think he could really sling the old shinola there for a while, don't you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man.

[Christy Lee]

Real motivator.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you. You know how to motivate people. All right, shut up. You're not having fun. You know, stuff like that. Yeah, you really know how to keep their.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, whatever you say.

[Chick McGee]

Attitudes up.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, it'll be sexy time with Ali Breen. We always look forward to that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know much about the current contracts, but do you think any of these NFL teams are looking at the coach of IU and going, boy, we sure wouldn't mind somebody like that?

[Chick McGee]

He. The rumor was he was going to Las Vegas to be with his quarterback. Was the rumor is. Oh, all the. All the Las Vegas muckety muck. Tom Brady and Mark Davis and those guys were at the Natty. How do you feel about that term? The Natty for the national championship?

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that taken already by a beer?

[Josh Arnold]

Natural light.

[Chick McGee]

No, they call it championship game. Most people call it the Natty now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I've yet to hear that. You're the first one.

[Chick McGee]

I'm the first one to say Natty.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

How about going for the boat? People call it going for the boat, the championship.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a thing?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Going for the boat sports lingo is pathetic. Pathetic. Sad. Ever since Goat came out, I've been pissed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, and well, you're also upset about Mount Rushmore's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's kind of faded.

[Chick McGee]

The Mount Rushmore of whatever sport you'd like to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, especially. It's really funny when they have five. Although the way things are going, there may be a few.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke.

[Chick McGee]

That probably wouldn't take any time at all with today's technology, right? That's a fair question.

[Tom Griswold]

I actually, believe it or not, I had that discussion with somebody the other day. How long? Because Rushmore took a while to carve.

[Chick McGee]

He was up there with a pocket knife and dynamite.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, do you suppose you had to have a guy with a. With a radio? Okay, climb down. Sure. The guy has to go back 400 yards. No, no, no, no, no, no. You took off too much nose. Oh, but we're gonna have to make it Mich. But that's a great question. Could you do a Mount Rushmore A lot Quicker with contemporary technology.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you could do it in six weeks.

[Christy Lee]

Like a laser drill or something.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think a couple years. All I know is that the freeway repair right over here, they're now over three years on one.

[Christy Lee]

How long were you stuck there? Is that one.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, it's the. The only. The two exits and entrances that I use have been closed for three and a half years.

[Chick McGee]

Three and a half years. I've long said that traffic apps should follow Tom around because the closures and the delays. He's always right.

[Tom Griswold]

This one doesn't affect you, but it affects me.

[Chick McGee]

So therefore it's more important.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it shouldn't take three and a half years to do anything.

[Josh Arnold]

If I remember correctly, in Mars Attacks, it takes them all of 5 seconds to laser carve their images over the President's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that's right. There you go, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

See, now, keeping it with four, but changing a couple of them. There's a funny idea.

[Christy Lee]

Who would you axe out?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't get me started.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be an AI program out there that has an entirely new Mount Rushmore.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So when you do your next, like Mount Rushmore of quarterbacks. Want to argue about that? Because you don't have a life.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got Joe Montana, you got Terry Bradshaw, Tom Brady, of course. Who would be your fourth?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Peyton, Peyton.

[Chick McGee]

Peyton Manning. All right. Well, yeah. That's an interesting guy.

[Christy Lee]

Theisman.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, he only. He won one Super Bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Why a tittle.

[Chick McGee]

Why, he Tittle would be one. Crouched over with the blood coming down from his forehead.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Who would you do for your.

[Josh Arnold]

Your.

[Tom Griswold]

For hockey.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, your famous St. Louis Blues. The guy you were talking about yesterday.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Schnepps. Harold. Harold Schnapps.

[Josh Arnold]

Harold Snaps. Didn't do. You know, he wasn't the premier player, but he.

[Tom Griswold]

He was just one of my favorites. The same way with me, with Vic Davalio, Cleveland Indian.

[Chick McGee]

I'd heard of Vic.

[Josh Arnold]

He skated around with no helmet and a big mustache, and I just thought he was. I was like, that dude. Was it.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it. Does the NHL now require you to have a helmet or is it just common sense?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's a requirement now. And. And I want to say, even the face masks are.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Tom, don't you plainly remember goalies not having helmets?

[Josh Arnold]

Those. It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing. Just the big stick and the pads. That was it.

[Tom Griswold]

When Gordie Howe was in here one morning and he popped his teeth out.

[Chick McGee]

He popped his teeth out. And his hand looked like they had been put together wrong. Like fingers were pointing out all different directions. Yeah, it was something else.

[Tom Griswold]

Those guys were badass.

[Chick McGee]

I do remember that. And they're skating, by the way, during.

[Tom Griswold]

All of this, which is impossible. Those guys can skate backwards, like at full speed. Are you kidding? But they make it. It's just second nature. Yeah, they're out there doing that. Well, we have a lot to get to today, including. You mentioned the. What did you call it? The boat?

[Chick McGee]

The Both. The championship. The natty.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they having a parade soon or.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Saturday.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Big, big. Doing Saturday down in Bloomington.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I bring it up. We have a fun story about the coach and a special beer. It's really kind of fun. It's kind of a benefit project. That's great and really cool. We'll get to that coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, and he's. Coach Signetti has said he's not an NFL guy. Yeah, he's on. On record with that, so that's great. So we'll see. Maybe. Maybe he turns out to be one. But I. I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We also have something interesting from the Renaissance. Oh, they found one of those. Those textbooks of. Of cures for various conditions and ailments.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I just love this stuff. You know where they. Oh, you have a lot of severe headaches, will cut off your hand. That sort of. This one involves lizard heads and ground up hippo teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. I'd like to be the guy who had to get those.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently the hippopotamus was in the like, I guess in the 1500s in Europe was just sort of this magical creature.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

That people. You can imagine though people didn't have. There was no. There was no photography. The average person, if you saw an elephant in, you know, central Europe, you'd lose your mind. What is that thing? Well, they.

[Christy Lee]

Hippos are very dangerous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, to be around them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. And who got that assignment?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Some guy.

[Christy Lee]

Kill the hippo, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, listen, Jester, that's a cute little bit you got there. Hey, I need you to go kill a hippo because I've got it.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually. They're magical. Don't kill it, just take its teeth out.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta warn you, he's. He's not gonna like it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The last guy killed hippo and it didn't save my dad. So we've decided you gotta leave the. Just. Just extract the teeth. Coming up, other sporting news, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit of sexy time. As I mentioned, with. With Ali Breen. Pat, you got a song for us? I got a request for one of them. Oh, good. Oh, I like those. One of your new ones. It's a lot of fun. But right now, I want to talk about Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Her automobile. She's a Hyundai. We used to use the phrase a Sunday driver.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Remember that? Kind of a negative drive on a Sunday. Oh, driving slow, enjoying the countryside.

[Tom Griswold]

If someone was called a Sunday driver, admit that they didn't get to drive much. They weren't very good at it.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's not true of a Hyundai driver. They're very smart. The Hyundai Palisade hybrid. That thing could make you even smarter because 600 plus miles of range, which is staggering for a hybrid. And it's also very spacious, as Christy will tell you. It's got what, the two captain's chairs and then a third seat.

[Christy Lee]

Right. It has the two captain chairs in the back seat and then the third seat that full. And it's got a power switch which just folds down. It's awesome.

[Chick McGee]

This is your captain's chair now?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's interesting that the captain's chair isn't for the person driving the car. I mean, they're the captain.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but there's a captain.

[Christy Lee]

There's a captain's chair for the driver's chair.

[Tom Griswold]

The driver.

[Christy Lee]

Is that a bench seat? What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you get any. By the way, is there any car that still has a bench seat?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe a truck?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't know, man. I don't even know if the truck.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if the truck's even doing consoles.

[Chick McGee]

Console took over the world.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't remember the last car I had with a bench seat. I think it might have been. I think it might have been an Impala or maybe a Buick Skylark.

[Chick McGee]

What was the name?

[Josh Arnold]

82 Cadillac Seville.

[Chick McGee]

What was the name? Josh, what was the name of the last girl who sat next to you on a bench seat in a car?

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

At that time, probably Emily. Emily, yes.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, this is easy for me because it was an Andy as well back then.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Christy, these are on.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

He knows both of them.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember that r. Ruthie, I think Ruthie. Yeah. That's who next. Right next to me. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That is cute.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And then for me, then she got loose.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it was Aisha. Oh, wait a minute. No, it was. It was Vicky.

[Pat Godwin]

Aisha.

[Chick McGee]

I find that hard to believe.

[Tom Griswold]

It was Vicki. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

The last mainstream.

[Chick McGee]

Sure it wasn't Moesha?

[Christy Lee]

The Last mainstream American passenger car with the bench seat was the 2013 Chevrolet Impala.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, 2013, that's awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

Mine was a 68 Impala. That's much more recent than I had, like a 69. My aunt gave me her Skylark to drive for one. So what a great car.

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Tom Griswold]

But nothing was better than my Pontiac.

[Josh Arnold]

And nothing is better than the Hyundai.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

We were talking about cars, they don't have bench seats.

[Christy Lee]

They have beautiful seats.

[Tom Griswold]

I bring up the captain, the captain's chair in the Hyundai because that way you can access the back seat if you've got that third seat back there and the kids are back there, if they have to climb over the middle seat, it's a lot of dirt there.

[Chick McGee]

They want you to drive a Hyundai. They, they don't want you to concentrate on the captain's chairs.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that's important. It's one of the great factors of the Hyundai, besides the fact that it gets 600 plus miles of range and.

[Christy Lee]

It'S a wonderful car to drive. It's cup holders, the driver assist program. Oh my gosh, it's just awesome.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, parents, the cup holders in the back, check them once a week or you're going to be developing what kind of. That was a milkshake three weeks ago. What's it doing back there still? These are all side points. To make the point, check out the Hyundai. Go to HyundaiUSA.com and it's H Y U N D A I Hyundai USA.com or give them a call 562-314-4603 for more details. HyundaiUSA.com 600 plus miles of range. Great mileage on the Hyundai Palisade hybrid.

[Christy Lee]

Love it. Oh, and you can still get bench seats on trucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up, promiscuity ratings by country usa.

[Chick McGee]

We gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

We don't. No, we're way back.

[Josh Arnold]

Thanks, Obama.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's his fault.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Get ready for the Rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

I'll take the Fine. I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights. I could say this because I've played them. This is the Rush. You guys already know what time it is. It was fire. And we'll be right back on the pod. We'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on Your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need. Need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Jessica Alzman]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

He's got the keyboard. He's got the guitar. He's got the picks. He's got the lyrics. He's ready to go.

[Pat Godwin]

I am.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi, there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick sports desk. And hello. Tom continuing to wear his red in Quotes shirt.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I found another one. Nice, clean and everything.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Hold it. Is that. Is that a Sid Mash?

[Tom Griswold]

It's another Sid Mashburn.

[Chick McGee]

It's another Sid Mashburn.

[Tom Griswold]

Sid, my man.

[Chick McGee]

Sid can do no wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I normally wear just blue and black Sid Bashburn shirts.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had a Sid Mashburn. My underwear is all Stan Dickburn. It's made from.

[Chick McGee]

Once again, what is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Burlap Is what.

[Chick McGee]

What's.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the great joke about the tube.

[Chick McGee]

Steak covered in cotton or what is it?

[Josh Arnold]

Smothered in underwear?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, smothered underwear. God.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the one about the DNA check? What was that? What's that one?

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Doctor needed a urine sample, a stool sample, semen sample, and a blood scent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, don't forget the blood.

[Tom Griswold]

And it says, oh, here's my underwear. That's right. Well, you wouldn't work for you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

At least three of the four.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a letter about jokes if you guys want to start those.

[Chick McGee]

I would love listener emails. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Good morning. Says Alfre Woodard. Oh, Ally. Sorry. Allie Wood. I don't think. Alfred.

[Chick McGee]

She's a great little. She's in the Last Frontier right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Alfre Woodard's a wonderful actor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she's. She's 73.

[Josh Arnold]

This is.

[Chick McGee]

Looks like she's 50. Yeah, go ahead. Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

She says, I was listening to Monday Show. I was. And this is a great word. You don't hear it enough. I was so chuffed.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, chuffed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I've ever heard that word.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, it sounds kind of negative, right?

[Tom Griswold]

That's England. It is English. An English person.

[Josh Arnold]

I was chuffed to bits or. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What does it mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Pleased? Satisfied. Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

I was gutted.

[Josh Arnold]

I was so chuffed when Josh did the punchline to the give a frog alone joke. My dad told me that joke when I was a kid. I nearly spit out my coffee. Love you guys. Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the joke again?

[Josh Arnold]

I only gave the punchline, but I can give you a quick version of the joke if you want.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of those that. The setup immediately makes me laugh. A frog walks into a bank, and I like to think he walks. He's not hopping. No, he's walking on his spindly little legs with a cane.

[Chick McGee]

When he's in the human world, he.

[Josh Arnold]

Walks into a bank, and he sits down at the desk of one Patty Black, a great bank employee.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

And Patty says, how can I help you today, Mr. Frog there? And he says, well, I need a loan. And she says, okay, happy to give you a loan. Do you have any collateral? He says, boy, do I. And he takes off his top hat, and underneath his top hat is a tiny little tchotchke. He says, this little thing has been in my. My family for generations, and it's worth a lot. And I sentimentally. And so therefore, it's my collateral for this loan. She goes, I don't think I can give you a loan based on that kind of collateral, because why don't you check with your. Your manager there? And the manager, she goes, I don't even know what this is. And the manager comes over and says, well, let me take a look at that. Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. Everything's on the up and up here. And Patty says, what do you mean? I don't know what this thing is. I can't give the frog any money for this. And the manager looked at her and said, that's a knickknack. Patty Black. Give the frog alone. Now, there's a second version.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

There is another version where the frog, at one point during the conversation, admits that his father.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

Is none other than Mick Jagger.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love this one.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. Is this the one? I think it is.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

So the manager would then say. Because if the client, if that collateral is not enough, he at least has Mick Jagger to maybe even cosign for a loan. The manager would say, it's a knickknack. Patty Black, give the frog alone. His old man's a rolling stone.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Chick McGee]

I like the first version a little better because it's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it gets more sense.

[Tom Griswold]

It's getting too involved.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right, right.

[Chick McGee]

What's the One.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the one where the guy stumbles upon the actor Dennis Weaver. Oh, I know. Yeah. And. And he's being sodomized by Hugh Hefner.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh, I love that one.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, Hugh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, hey.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Hugh.

[Chick McGee]

Now that requires you to do some homework.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a time though that must have just immediately.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Killed. Yeah. 52, remember that?

[Chick McGee]

No, it would have been the NBC Mystery Movie.

[Christy Lee]

Dennis Weaver.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much for the nice letters. We have more of them. Do you have one over there?

[Chick McGee]

Chick? Dear Bob and Tom show, especially Joshua. Hello on Monday show. I'm just catching up on the podcast. You guys were talking about iguanas freezing and falling off of trees. Since Josh is from St. Louis, a big Cardinals fan, he may like to know when the Cardinals are in their Palm beach minor league team. They will change their name and mascot to the Frozen Iguanas for some games this season. Oh yeah, that's a great idea. Get a frozen iguana hat.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Instead of the birds on the bat, the Cardinal on the bat. One of the logos is a frozen iguana hanging upside down on a baseball bat. I'd love to have you. I'm gonna.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Get on that to get us.

[Tom Griswold]

Now on a semi serious not note, there is a hu. They're anticipating a gigantic storm primarily like from Texas to the Carolinas with they're concerned about a lot of ice this.

[Christy Lee]

Weekend, freezing rain that could.

[Tom Griswold]

A lot of power lines are going to be down. So pretty scary stuff. But is that going to. I wonder if that's going to affect Florida again. I didn't look at the map. Yeah, we'll. We'll get to. So I don't know if there'll be any more freezing iguanas, but if there are, you're just supposed to leave them alone. We had a news story yesterday about a hearse going through a drive through.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

With a casket, a loaded casket inside.

[Christy Lee]

I would imagine sometimes not unusual.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they have to have a. They have a last minute errand or something.

[Josh Arnold]

And this was per the family.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the family had asked the guy one. His last. His last, I guess whatever, coffee from McDonald's or something. But here, this is from Ryan in Delaware.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

And Delaware, of course famous in the state song. Chick, would you mind?

[Chick McGee]

What did Delaware boys. I don't know. Alaska. That is one awful song.

[Tom Griswold]

I was so forced.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you remember what it turns out she wore.

[Chick McGee]

Well, Josh, go.

[Josh Arnold]

A brand new Jersey.

[Tom Griswold]

A brand new Jersey. Oh, it's the fact that it's so.

[Pat Godwin]

Forced is why I think it's.

[Chick McGee]

And then she got.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess so.

[Chick McGee]

Then she got thirsty and had a. But not really thirsty. So she had a mini soda.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Oh, Perry Como, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Perry Como. Nailed that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Written by Mrs. Brack's third grade glass.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, what did Delaware.

[Chick McGee]

Tell us? Tell us. Ah, Perry, Here he comes. She wore a brand new Jersey she.

[Tom Griswold]

Bought a friend New Jersey Everyone is white here. Listen to the way they sing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's where they get down. Break it down, boys.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they get them all in? Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think any drill sergeant ever made that made his platoon do this.

[Chick McGee]

Why did California.

[Tom Griswold]

That's weak.

[Chick McGee]

What? She called to say how high.

[Josh Arnold]

He left me too. Because that is the weakest one.

[Tom Griswold]

It makes me.

[Pat Godwin]

The fact they're weak is why it's funny.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

In any event, Orion took the time and trouble to write us from Delaware. I worked in a collision shop when I was in high school. There was a hearse in there one day from the local funeral home. My boss asked me to pull it out of the shop. As I proceeded toward the door, a CO worker jumped from the back of the hearse and grabbed me by the shoulder, screaming. I yelled the loudest yell of my life.

[Josh Arnold]

So funny. Just a prank.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Terrifying to poor kids.

[Chick McGee]

I. I submit those are the best workplace pranks. Or a funeral home. Wouldn't you. Wouldn't you. I would think a lot of things popping up out of nowhere. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you get used to it? Like having sandwiches while you're working and. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But I mean movies. You always see the me or somebody just doing that.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it just be. You don't want. There has to be some kind of protocol. You don't do certain things with the box.

[Chick McGee]

Do you agree that.

[Christy Lee]

Of course.

[Chick McGee]

Almost every high school class there's one guy you can tell is going to go into funeral sciences or whatever. Whatever they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

I had.

[Chick McGee]

I had a guy in my class.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

And he. And turned out he. Exactly right.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

He was a funeral. He's a funeral director right now. Yeah. You didn't have any at your.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you probably had.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. I hesitate to tell you that. Yeah. I was. I had worked for a brief period for a guy that was doing a lot of lawn service. He needed someone for a couple of weeks and one of the other guys was a student of that. And he literally had a vanity plate. And this is before vanity plates were Popular. He had a vanity plate that said casket. Really probably still has it. And he's probably still burying folk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a tough program to go through. It's hard to get in and it's hard.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sure it takes a certain type of person. Yeah, that would not be on my list.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, go ahead, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Vicki. Remember we had Bill Glass on the show?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, Bill Glass. Not the late great football player, but the actor from Noah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the progressive guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you don't. 99% of people don't know who Bill Glass is, but 100% do. If they see him, he plays the guy saying, don't be like your parents in the progressive commercials.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they were. She and her husband were on a cruise last week and she said. We were on the elevator and my husband was calling off the deck numbers for others to get off. I immediately looked at him and said, don't become your parents.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Oh, and it turns out Bill Glass is a good friend of Drew Powell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he sure is.

[Tom Griswold]

Our actor, Buddy Drew. Happy 50th, by the way, Drew.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you know whose birthday we missed yesterday? Edwin McCain's.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we're in trouble.

[Christy Lee]

We are 39. Happy birthday, Edwin. Yeah, 39.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll drop them. Drop him a note. Dear Bob and Tom show, has anybody ever quit on the air or been.

[Christy Lee]

Fired once a week.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Kristen from Appleton, Wisconsin.

[Pat Godwin]

We've had comedians walk out.

[Tom Griswold]

We have had. I know of at least one.

[Chick McGee]

At least one absolute.

[Tom Griswold]

Just got up and left.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I. I've heard tell of other comedians being asked to leave.

[Chick McGee]

Right, right.

[Josh Arnold]

In polite ways, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

And I retire at the end of every year.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Before we go on vacation.

[Josh Arnold]

But other than that.

[Pat Godwin]

An employee, though. No, right?

[Christy Lee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even behind the scenes?

[Tom Griswold]

No. We've asked. We have asked several comedians to leave.

[Pat Godwin]

I've come close to being asked to leave.

[Chick McGee]

I think you were asked to leave and you came back.

[Christy Lee]

You weren't invited back for a while.

[Pat Godwin]

That is true.

[Tom Griswold]

Two days.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think that was.

[Chick McGee]

It was longer than that.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe that was the lady from hr.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she's hot.

[Tom Griswold]

What can I have? They have certain.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has this. Weren't you. You asked the lady from HR out, didn't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, boy, oh, boy, I gotta take you and those boobs out. What are you, Jewish?

[Chick McGee]

Gotta feed those. How do you feel about the phrase tig old bitties? How do you feel about.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. We had a story. Yes. Was it yesterday about the python? Yes. What was it again?

[Christy Lee]

There was a lady in Australia who thought her dog was laying on her chest and she went to pet it and it didn't feel like a dog. And her husband turned on the light and yelled, don't move. It's a python. Turned out to be an eight foot python that had slithered in through the second floor of window. You think it was so large, the tail was still hanging out part of the window.

[Chick McGee]

You think a python is your dog? That's a good night's sleep.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. You're groggy a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Aaron in Perrysburg, Ohio. A couple of summers ago, I was sitting on my back patio having a cocktail and a cigar while scrolling on my phone.

[Christy Lee]

All right, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Our next door neighbors have an outdoor cat named Richard. That's funny. This cat is extremely friendly and will often keep me company for a few minutes before he resumes hunting for mice and chipmunks. This particular night, I felt Richard rubbing against my leg, which is not unusual. I reached down to give him a little patience, looked down, and it was a gigantic possum. I have never jumped off a chair quicker. The possum went bolting the other direction.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever been face to snout with a possum?

[Christy Lee]

I love possums.

[Josh Arnold]

And it hissed at me so bad. And it did creep me out.

[Chick McGee]

They are hideous.

[Christy Lee]

They're good to have in your yard. They take care of a lot of insects.

[Chick McGee]

What do you. They mow the yard.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking.

[Christy Lee]

They take care of some dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

And I like to think Richard saw this possum when. Hey, hey, come here, man. Do me a favor.

[Chick McGee]

Want to play a job?

[Tom Griswold]

Aaron. Aaron, Will. Aaron, Will. He'll defecate.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a buddy of mine, his drawers.

[Tom Griswold]

If you can pull this trick on him.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, sure. It's cool.

[Josh Arnold]

It's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He's my friend, but this will be good.

[Tom Griswold]

That reminds me at a dog moment the other day, but Kelly's birthday is coming up and Hart, our daughter is about to turn 10. But I asked Hart the other day, what, what should we get mom for her birthday? Oh, and Hart looks at me and she goes, another dog? Well, you know, we have this little guy here. We've also got this. This golden retriever.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been training her to answer?

[Tom Griswold]

She goes, little dog, I want to get a golden. Another golden retriever. But I want a gold one this time, not a white one. So I ran that By Kelly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

Go. That's not gonna happen. We have reached our. Our dog. We.

[Christy Lee]

Two dogs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we're down. We're down to two. So we're gonna. We're. This is our.

[Pat Godwin]

How many can you have before it's a kennel?

[Christy Lee]

5.

[Tom Griswold]

5.

[Chick McGee]

He had so many at one point, we couldn't say on the air how many dogs he had.

[Tom Griswold]

There were. There were six in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But a couple of them. A couple of them were small.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that makes a difference.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you know in this state there's no law as to how many chimpanzees you can own?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

It's true.

[Chick McGee]

You can.

[Josh Arnold]

So you can only have five dogs.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You can have 65 chimpanzees without a license.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's a good circus act.

[Tom Griswold]

And also, I think. I'm not sure about tigers in this state. There are several states where you're allowed to have them. I know There's a sanctuary 50 miles that way. Yeah, I'd like to go.

[Josh Arnold]

Let's update these books, fellas.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. We learned that the city will. Where we live, they monitor your flock of chickens. You can only have so many chickens within the city limits. But chimpanzees, whatever, as many as you want.

[Tom Griswold]

But a chickens has ever bitten anybody's face off.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, do you know. Know this? There used to be a door to door salesman. Monkeys. Door to door.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fascinating story.

[Christy Lee]

And you know who it was?

[Josh Arnold]

Jim Jones. Yeah, Jim Jones.

[Chick McGee]

People's temple.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, in defense of Kool Aid, it wasn't Kool Aid. So drinking the Kool Aid is not accurate.

[Chick McGee]

It was flavor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, yes, yes. Much the way gerrymander should be gerrymander. But let's not get.

[Josh Arnold]

Loosen up the purse strings there and get the Kool Aid.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on. If you're. If their last drink, for God's sake.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't take it with you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Use real, real sugar, for Christ's sake.

[Pat Godwin]

No one's gonna be.

[Tom Griswold]

No one's gonna be worried about it. In three hours, they're gonna be dead. Okay, you're welcome. I got. Oh, I got this letter. We were. We're about to talk about Java House, and I got a really nice letter about how much this lady is appreciative of the fact that we are talking about Java House. Thank you very much, writes Colleen. I'm a big fan, and you guys turned me on to Java House. What is Java House? Well, first of all, this portion of the Bob And Tom show is indeed brought to you by Java House. It's the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. What it's all about is these little pods. There's one. Christie's got one right there. And you just pour that. You add your hot water, you've got hot coffee, or you add cold water, you've got nice iced coffee on the way. And it's not just coffee. It can be fancy coffees, lattes. They even have hot chocolate. They've got beautiful. And I really like these, the hydration drinks. And I keep forgetting that I gotta buy another batch of them. I've gone through my whole box. Energy drinks, hydration drinks, hot cocoa, lattes, et cetera, et cetera. This can revolutionize the break room at work or make your life in the morning a lot easier. You don't have to deal with a machine, et cetera, et cetera. Java House. Check them out by going to javahouse.com. the Break Room at work could be a lot more. Give it a lot more variety very quickly.

[Christy Lee]

Just peel and pour. It's so easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Lattes, Espressos, No X, if you please. I'm surprised the company hasn't come out with that. Some kind of hot espresso. And they call it espresso. And it's got some, like, naked lady on it. We put the X in your coffee. That's a different topic. The point is, check out Java House. By going to java house.com. is today the day that during every one of these breaks we're just gonna go completely off script today saying we?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. What are you talking about? You're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that's what I was supposed to do. The best part about Java House, it's got everything for you. Check it out by going to java house.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Java House, the official beverage service of the Bob and Tom Show. Coming up, some sporting news, more of your letters and perhaps a poem or two. And we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show, sponsored in part by Java House, the official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

It's back.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, it's Dan Bongino.

[Chick McGee]

I've got some big news for you.

[Tom Griswold]

Starting February 2nd, the show is back.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The Dan Bongino show is relaunching and.

[Tom Griswold]

We'Re going bigger than ever. Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter. Cut through all the garbage and get to the truth.

[Chick McGee]

Can't catch it live. No problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts. Remember February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it. 95.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chicken.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chickster.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

We are in the O'Reilly. Yeah, O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm at the prize pick Sports Desk. Prize picks. You pick two to six players, choose more or less and watch your lineups light up. For the big games, download prize picks, use code TOM. Get 50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5. Must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick Magee. We had an interesting story yesterday about a group of men in Utah that have started a support group, kind of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. It's called the Men's Mental Health Community Club. It was born out of Jackson Smith's regular get togethers with friends at the retailers food court. If you've ever been to Costco, they have a very famous food court. Things are very cheap, but they do it quite well.

[Tom Griswold]

And these guys sit around and they.

[Christy Lee]

Have a little and they open up, they talk about their feelings and they like to connect with each other as men. And. And it's gone so well that he plans to expand that group to other locations across Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

So. Sounds interesting. No, I know Patty G's got his guitar out. Do you have a little tribute?

[Pat Godwin]

I do indeed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a real Costco man Sitting in his minivan making all his shopping plans for Saturday. He's as cheap as he can be Samples mean his lunch is free Costco man There's sausage sticks and cheese cubes Costco man looks worried lines along mustery he can't waste time they're almost out of his wife's favorite wine, kitty litter, Tampons too Kirkland water, Selson blue got a coupon and this Pepsi's free Costco man Wife's calling, come on home, Quit stalling Costco man Security needs the receipt in hand. He's a real Costco man loading up his minivan. Whose needs this many oversized cans? Nobody. Who needs this much peanut butter? No one.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Pat. Nice little tribute to the great album Rubber Soul. That song Leonard and McCartney. Thank you very much. That's that's just beautiful, Pat.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, do we have any more letters over there?

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Top show. Thanks a lot. Oh, a lot of our letters start this.

[Christy Lee]

Really.

[Chick McGee]

I had Fernando playing in my head all day yesterday. I'm glad iu won the nat. The Natty, but it was freaking brutal on my brain.

[Josh Arnold]

What's worse that or what did Delaware Boys. Oh, by the way, if you want to know, that's Perry Como. And you can find that song in his album, Como says what?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I needed that. Fine. Joke.

[Chick McGee]

I tried the switching my thoughts from Fernando to knowing Me. Knowing you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Waterloo.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember, the best part of it's knowing Me Knowing you.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the hook.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you knew that.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that they play that crap. You can't get away from it.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say that was a record I added, actually, when I was a music drum. The hooked me, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, that and take on me. Aha.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Hitbound, baby. Hitbound.

[Tom Griswold]

They got hooks.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, let's see.

[Tom Griswold]

My earworm's a little bit better lately. I saw the movie song Song Blue, so I've been having a couple of Neil diamond ear worms. Much better than yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't even remember that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they really drive that into the ground. That sub theme I would have pulled.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember loving that because I had. I don't know what was I a teenager and I had Neil Diamond's greatest hits or something? It was on there and I was like, how come I never hear this one on the radio? It's great.

[Pat Godwin]

I know you don't.

[Christy Lee]

You never did.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's one of the themes of the movie. They pick that song and kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Drive it into the what about the Brother Loves traveling.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Traveling Salvation show.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Grab the old ladies and kiss the old babies.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

I see what's coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

You get the flavor. We have three new people in the Major League Baseball hall of Fame. There we go. We'll take another look at the head coaching carousel in the NFL. And coach Kurt Signetti of the national champion Indiana Hoosiers. We'll talk with him. He's got some deals in the works, some things going on. And a world record with David Rush.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a good one, too. We could. We could have done this one. We could have been part of this one. I'm kind of mad that he didn't give us a call. Yeah, yeah. You'll see and you'll agree. I'm telling You. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

He's gonna play this summer.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Chick in her longshoreman vest. She's ready to go load some ships. She's at the SILAC Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, check.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Word to your mother.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. Word. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Word.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That is just the embracing the inarticulate.

[Chick McGee]

How about Yo, Yo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yo.

[Chick McGee]

Yo. When you're.

[Tom Griswold]

When you.

[Chick McGee]

You need somebody's attention.

[Tom Griswold]

Yo. Really? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

English say oi. I think sometimes oi.

[Josh Arnold]

They will say that. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that the beginning of an AC DC song?

[Christy Lee]

Dynamite.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, got a letter. That's. It's kind of a request, but it's. It's not something we can do right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what better.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, let's. I can't think you guys were. This is a place to read it than when we can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a letter from a guy yesterday because you guys were talking about first dates. And it goes on. As I recall, this particular guy had a. On a first date, he ended up this woman took him to the county jail to talk with her dad, meet her dad. He met the dad on the phone thing like you see in the movies with the plexiglass. This guy wants to. If you have any other great first date stories, let me know. So we'll put that out there. If you've got a great first date, then the more disastrous, the better. I guess or I guess or I suppose there's some sweet first dates that there are that end up with.

[Chick McGee]

If you went to visit someone in jail, wouldn't you put your breast up against the plexiglass?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, comedically, you would want to do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. But like in Midnight. Midnight Express.

[Christy Lee]

So many jails don't have that plexiglass anymore.

[Chick McGee]

And then Jim does it.

[Christy Lee]

No, you. It's a video camera. Oh, that's on the prisoners in another room. And then you're on camera.

[Chick McGee]

Are you a public defender that we don't know about.

[Christy Lee]

I had an instance where I had to maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, let's go to another ladder.

[Josh Arnold]

Years ago, one of my brothers. I won't name which one. In case any children, any nieces or nephews are listening who think that this brother went on a vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the phrase that is used? He's uptown or up there? Upstate. Upstate, yeah. Dad's upstate for a while.

[Chick McGee]

I like uptown.

[Josh Arnold]

He was there and they had the old school plexiglass on the phone. And my dad sat down and the first thing he said was, I've always wanted to do this. My brother was like, yeah, thanks.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta tell you, I was a little.

[Tom Griswold]

That is kind of one of those things that every. We've. Everybody has seen it. A movie. I've never had a deal. I guess I kind of had the opportunity but didn't take advantage of it.

[Christy Lee]

Well. And I was kind of upset that there wasn't the plexiglass. That's what I kind of thought it would be because it's. At least you get to see the person right there, not on a TV monitor. I was kind of not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there are places that still have the plexi.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure. But there are others that don't.

[Tom Griswold]

It's kind of like a weird study hall situation where you've got the. The sound baffles on the side and.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you ever have a study hall.

[Chick McGee]

Like that at school?

[Josh Arnold]

I know we had the. We had some in our library.

[Tom Griswold]

We had the one. Yes, exactly, Christy. The language lab with word. Christy.

[Chick McGee]

There it is.

[Tom Griswold]

There it goes. How about this? We were talking about, I don't know, yesterday. I think this guy's. I used to work at a cemetery. I would heat up my lunch in the crematorium.

[Josh Arnold]

Wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

In the crema.

[Josh Arnold]

What did he say about this?

[Tom Griswold]

He said I would wrap it in foil. As it was, as things were cooling down and it was still hot enough to warm up.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that's creepy. That is brutal.

[Tom Griswold]

Because we were talking. We were talking about someone at some lab where they have, you know, human flesh samples in the refrigerator and they put their diet Pepsi next to it.

[Josh Arnold]

That lunch smells good. Mesquite? No, Ms. Johnson.

[Chick McGee]

Two applause breaks today.

[Christy Lee]

He loves him.

[Tom Griswold]

That's just. It's clever. It didn't get the response it deserved.

[Chick McGee]

Cremation temperatures typically range from 1400 to 1800 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Tom Griswold]

Holy cow, that's going to cook that salmon in about three seconds.

[Chick McGee]

Many facilities. It's kind of a casual agreement. 1650 Fahrenheit for the. For the temperature ensuring rapid and complete reduction of organic matter.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, yeah, good to know. Now it's. Is it time to check in with the sporting scene?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's time to. There were plenty of celebrity fans in attendance. Monday night's NCAA college football championship game. The national championship, Tom. The.

[Tom Griswold]

I refuse to purchase.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to say it.

[Chick McGee]

You're not going to say it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's diminishing the importance and the quality of the event.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Former adult film star, a Bella Danger.

[Josh Arnold]

I am aware of her former. I didn't realize she was out of the biz. What?

[Chick McGee]

It says here a B L L. A Danger spotted on camera during the fourth quarter of the game between Miami and Indiana.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought she had a runny nose. Turned out she was just full.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

She was my. I'm not terribly familiar with her work, but I know my. She was my.

[Chick McGee]

There she is.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know if that's a flattering picture of her or not, but my buddy. That was my buddy's favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Her name is Bella Danger.

[Josh Arnold]

Bella.

[Chick McGee]

Bella. A, B, E, L, L, A Danger.

[Christy Lee]

Do we know who she was cheering for?

[Josh Arnold]

This is so funny. So this is a shot live from, like, ESPN or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they made a big deal.

[Josh Arnold]

That means there were husbands around the country.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Having to not recognize her.

[Chick McGee]

Honey, do you know who this is?

[Christy Lee]

Did they talk about it on the air or does she just. A random shot lingered, though.

[Josh Arnold]

The cameraman knew.

[Christy Lee]

The cameraman knew. That's exactly what I was gonna say. Somebody in the truck said, oh, my God, look who that is.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Here it says she is a student at the University of Miami.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good for her. What? She.

[Tom Griswold]

She has retired from adult film work.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

She's often seen cheering at University of Miami football games. Ah, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

Very popular on campus, on social media. I'm not kidding. ESPN just showed a Bella Danger on national television. And then someone wrote, cameraman deserves a raise.

[Tom Griswold]

Says here she's from Miami, Rose to prominence as. I'm quoting here, a pornographic film actress.

[Chick McGee]

She is currently working part time as an ambassador for browsers.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez. All right. It's a porn site also owned by Mind Geek, which is just a garbage company.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I see. They just do terrible things. Well, anyway, that, that. So they didn't then on the broadcast say who it was?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so. I mean, who do you. I, I. Chris Fowler or Kirk Herbstreet? I don't know who would have recognized her. Maybe neither one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine there's pretty busy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're looking at the.

[Josh Arnold]

She was a big name though for.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, very recently. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It says she has an enormous social.

[Christy Lee]

Media following and I'm sure because annoying how these things work. Somebody's in somebody's ear going, do you know who that is? You know, so they may have not.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they've known. But they were smiling.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I saw Tom Brady. Would have been funny if they got right to Tom Brady. He gives her a thumbs up. He can afford it.

[Chick McGee]

You think somebody said take old bitties when she was on.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I think she's more known for her.

[Tom Griswold]

That ad.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there you go. Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't, don't, don't. I had nothing to do with this. I wouldn't have known her.

[Josh Arnold]

Who else? What other. So Tom Brady was there.

[Pat Godwin]

Mark Cuban, Mike Irvin, Mark Davis.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they both were there. Yeah, there were like a 30 car convoy pulling into Hard Rock Stadium when. When President Trump Rubio got there. Yeah, it was quite the procession.

[Christy Lee]

I can talk about it now. My husband did attend the game and he said getting into the game was an absolute nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the president was there, so I know security has to be upped a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but he said even that they really did not. It was just a tough, tough situation. But yeah, everybody got in, but it took a while.

[Tom Griswold]

But I heard they made him leave his purse behind.

[Christy Lee]

It was too big.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Word. Can't bring in his word tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

See, I hesitate to read this, but it seems like we're on the topic of funerals.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey guys, as a mortician and a funeral director, you were talking about how do they keep eyes closed?

[Tom Griswold]

I was asking about the tradition of putting coins in the eyes.

[Jess Hooker]

It's super glue. Right.

[Chick McGee]

The eyes are not sewn shut. There are specialized contact lenses that have little cutouts on them that grip the inside of the eyelid so when you close it, they stay closed. In extreme cases they do not stay closed. So there's a dab of super glue that is used. Keep up the good work.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if it's a special kind or if they just use the kind that you can buy at the drugstore, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

Probably buy at the drugstore. Why would you need a super. Why would you need a special?

[Tom Griswold]

Because. Because it's like everything else. Every profession, they have some regular product that they charge ten times more for. I in the world of veterinary medicine, for example. And what do we buy? Those pills that are 150 bucks and someone goes, you know, you can get those for. Yeah, $6.

[Chick McGee]

And what else do we know? There's I'm sure, several magazines for morticians and funeral directors. Oh, yeah, monthly magazines.

[Tom Griswold]

They have a gatefold, I bet.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they have a. They have a centerfold of this, that and the other.

[Tom Griswold]

Clever names of each section. The casket Quotes.

[Chick McGee]

No, from the editor under the lid. How about that? Well, it's this editor's opinion that more sports coming up, including a brawl at a flag football tournament.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no.

[Chick McGee]

I say it's about time and live.

[Josh Arnold]

Reaction to what I just sent Chick McGee. From Chick McGee. This is a live response.

[Chick McGee]

Is that. Is that a Bella?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a Bella, Dedra.

[Chick McGee]

Holy mother. Wow, Dom.

[Josh Arnold]

You want me to send it to you?

[Tom Griswold]

That's okay. I don't wanna. I don't want to get on some list.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sending the two. Here it comes, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Well, wait a minute. You don't want to go before you get this, do you? I mean, come on.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we have.

[Chick McGee]

Here it comes.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. You sent me something.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Here it comes. Look at your phone. Okay, it's a text.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on. That's not real.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it her butt?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's three.

[Ali Breen]

Let me see.

[Tom Griswold]

It's 12 times bigger than her.

[Chick McGee]

Plus the. Plus the angle. It's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, they know what they're doing.

[Chick McGee]

They know exactly what they're doing. Yeah, there's. There's a way you could just. The butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Park your bike in it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, first you gotta get those four guys out of the way. That is a large. Large ass.

[Christy Lee]

Big beach.

[Chick McGee]

Word.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, up. We have some exciting things from the world of medicine and ancient medicine and bad ideas in medicine that are somehow coming back. We have a weird William Shatner spotting. Very odd.

[Josh Arnold]

What is he?

[Tom Griswold]

He's 90 something.

[Christy Lee]

94.

[Tom Griswold]

God.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's still driving because this photograph of he's driving a car.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. He looks every bit 94, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, you go for it, Bill. Right now I want to say hi to my buddy Stephen Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers. About this time of year, he likes to remind us of something. And that is. Ladies and gentlemen, Valentine's Day is just around the corner. So before they run out, you might want to grab one of these brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped roses.

[Christy Lee]

We have one.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

We have two, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about it. Tell me about that. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look how beautiful it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that.

[Christy Lee]

The sunset rose goes from a beautiful yellow orange all the way down to a deep violet. Just like the sun setting on your romantic vacation.

[Tom Griswold]

Why are you using word? You used the word ombre.

[Christy Lee]

Ombre. Yeah. Because it changes colors.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so. But it's not like the ombre in a Clint Eastwood movie.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Thank you. Sorry to get distracted again. Steven Singer Jewelers. Only place you're going to find these beautiful 24 karat gold dip roses and get them before they sell out. They sell out every year. You've still got a little bit of time. Go to I hate stevensinger.com while you're there. Check out the bracelets, the earrings, etc. Etc. And they've got. What's the one that you like so much?

[Christy Lee]

The atlas bracelet.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, my true love has come along. Stephen Singer is famous for his lifetime guarantee and of course, free shipping. Fight all the details that I hate. Stephensinger.com by the way, these beautiful roses started just $69. The new Sunset rose. An exclusive from Stephen Singer Jewelers. Once again, you'll find it at I hate stevensinger.com fast and free shipping and the famous Stephen Singer guarantee. Read all about it and act on it today. That's I Hate stevensinger.com. also coming up, would you like to have a. Do you like that masking stuff, Ms. Hooker? Masking? You know, where you put the goop on your face, let it dry.

[Jess Hooker]

Masking means something else right now. But yeah, when you put a mask on your face.

[Christy Lee]

Women have done it.

[Chick McGee]

You put in the refrigerator to cool your face.

[Christy Lee]

The eye patches.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they have eye patches and then.

[Christy Lee]

They have full face.

[Chick McGee]

Get rid of the bags.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Well, there's a Brazilian model that has a new technique for you in this realm we'll find out about. It does involve that, but we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Psylocke Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hey, hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jess Hooker. Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee.

[Christy Lee]

Nicely done.

[Chick McGee]

The prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We have some sporting news to get to. I've got some more letters, but you go ahead. What have you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Carlos Beltran and Andrew Jones. Andrew with you have been elected to baseball's hall of Fame. Beltran, in his fourth ballot appearance, received 84.2% of the votes from the BWAA Baseball Writers association of America.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Beltran sound like a name from a space movie? Yeah, my name Beltran. Zip, zip.

[Chick McGee]

And arguably the hardest hall of Fame to get in, to get into because some of the baseball writers think they're more important than the game. And I'm, I'm bitter. And they, they keep some people out. And if you don't get 75% of the votes or 319 voters out of.

[Tom Griswold]

400 and you only get what, 10 tries in your.

[Chick McGee]

Something like that, yeah. Also the ERA committee. ERA, it's like the Veterans Committee. They elected second baseman Jeff Kentucky. Oh, he'll be going into the hall of Fame now. The ERA committee is nothing like the itty bitty. I just wanted to make that. Making that clear, make that part clear. Head job so far in the NFL. Want to go over that again? Let's see. Stefanski's in Atlanta. Harbaugh's with the Giants. John Harbaugh. I tell you that Giants thought they were hiring Jim Harbaugh. You wait and see. Robert Salas with the Titans.

[Christy Lee]

John and Jim all talk about things like over Thanksgiving. You know, that play really didn't work. You're going to try this next time.

[Chick McGee]

Or you think, well, John told during the news conference, don't worry, Jim. I'm in the, I'm in the nfc, not the afc. So.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but they have a chance to meet in the super bowl again. Remember that? Yeah, sure. The Hardball Bowl. Raiders, Cardinals, Browns, Ravens, Steelers and Bills. Still no coach Tom, you should put your hat in the ring. No, no, you wouldn't want to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you coached anything, like with your kids?

[Chick McGee]

No. Not a soccer coach or anything?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Haven't you. Have you offered some ideas to some of your children's coaches?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have not.

[Josh Arnold]

I really respect the dads who step up.

[Tom Griswold]

Me too. That's why I don't get involved.

[Christy Lee]

My nephew, who has no kids, volunteers, loves it. The little guys like seven. He loves it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's good for him. That's really neat. IU head coach Kurt Signetti is enjoying some perks after Indiana won the Natty on Monday night.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you stop doing that? Indiana based brewery diminishes.

[Chick McGee]

The Upland Brewing has offered Coach a lifetime supply of beer.

[Josh Arnold]

They have a good product.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do.

[Chick McGee]

Upland said the offer is a token of gratitude to Coach for mentioning Them as the beer he would be sipping on after beating the Hurricanes to complete the team's undefeated season. All right, Indiana University athletics and Upland Brewing have been working together for the last few years with a portion of the Hoosier game day lager.

[Josh Arnold]

Here we go, Pat. Upland Gerber.

[Tom Griswold]

I just bought a bunch of this over the weekend. Weekend?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really? It's got a. They got a really cool case box that came in.

[Jess Hooker]

The pinstripes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they. They are the Indiana basketball pinstripes. They're warm up. There you go. Very cool candy stripe. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised he didn't coach Signet. He didn't get offered a cigarette deal.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is he a big smoker?

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

They've taken Sig.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is spelled.

[Jess Hooker]

So they've taken the Marlboro.

[Christy Lee]

The red.

[Tom Griswold]

His name is spelled C, I, G. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

They've taken the top of a Marlboro that packaged the red, and then underneath it, it says signetti in Marlboro font. Oh, so that's a T shirt that you see a lot of students.

[Josh Arnold]

That's kind of cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't. I don't hear the word Sigs anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Don't you miss it?

[Tom Griswold]

My aunt. My aunt all the time.

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, she smoked Kents to get back to the baseball. Oh, my God, the baseball hall of Fame.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Kent. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. She smoked Kents.

[Chick McGee]

And I shut my eyes. I can.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are my cigs? Oh, and she had. Oh, wait a minute. I just remember this. She had, like, a little purse that was the shape of. With a little clip on the top. Soft leather.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Cigarette holder.

[Tom Griswold]

Kept her cigs in there.

[Jess Hooker]

And there's a little pocket in the front for your lighter.

[Chick McGee]

It would snap shut and snap open.

[Josh Arnold]

I love those old movies where the guys have the silver ones. The hard case.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Landman. That's happening.

[Josh Arnold]

He has one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And he's got a. And he's got a. What do you call it?

[Christy Lee]

A Zippo lighter. You don't hear that click anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a zipper for a while and I would.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope we get a chance to talk to Billy Bob again. We've talked to him a few times. I would like to ask him, are those really. Is he having to smoke those Hollywood fake cigarettes?

[Christy Lee]

I bet not. He's outside a lot and he looks.

[Tom Griswold]

Like he's really lovely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

He smokes a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You know why I had a Zippo?

[Christy Lee]

Why?

[Josh Arnold]

This is a little dorky, now that I think about it. It's not because I smoked. It's because girls I hung out with smoked.

[Jess Hooker]

That's smart.

[Josh Arnold]

And I wanted to take it out.

[Tom Griswold]

And light it for him. Do you do that trick where you set it so it has like a huge flame and it burns off their eyebrows?

[Josh Arnold]

The first time I did have to refill it. Not a huge pain, but just enough of a pain for me to go, I'm not doing this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you did that before you watched 50 or Red, 50 Shades of Gray or something because you knew women were real.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. One of my tactics was always, yeah, get into what the girls are into and you can talk to them. You'll be the only guy talking to them about that.

[Christy Lee]

You should have had cigarettes with you too. Because once women start drinking, even the ones that don't normally smoke, they'll smoke.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I know.

[Josh Arnold]

You're absolutely right. Because I was just kind of walking around going, can I light something for you?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you like that sound of the. The top coming off?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what I said. You don't hear it?

[Josh Arnold]

It was cool.

[Christy Lee]

We just heard it the other day in a movie and it was like.

[Chick McGee]

Isn'T there a trick to opening the lighter and light?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I never.

[Chick McGee]

One hand and shutting it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, never figured that out.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever do the thing where you would even. And you were supper, take two cigarettes, light them both and hand her one?

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's a cool movie. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I didn't. I didn't get a chance to.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever order for a date in a restaurant? I never have.

[Josh Arnold]

I always thought that was presumptuous, but I always insist, get, please get so much. Get all the food.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't get a side salad. Get all the food.

[Chick McGee]

Eating like a bird.

[Tom Griswold]

What is your logic? In case she doesn't finish it, you polish it.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you not ever been on a date where you're like, hey, get that. Like, I don't know if I want that. It seems like a lot. Get it and I'll finish whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, you both get something different and then maybe you switch or whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but I have said, no, go ahead and get it. I'll finish with it.

[Tom Griswold]

As GREG I would say, I'll order for the lady. I'll have the twin lobster tails with the steak. She'll have the hot dog.

[Chick McGee]

You'll have the hot dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Greg.

[Chick McGee]

On look what we got. Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

I have done this, though. If she's dropped like a fork on the ground and a sort of I. I go up. I'm so sorry. I dropped my fork. Would you mind giving.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

I take the.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you're such a gentleman.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no reason for.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. I thought you were gonna say, you.

[Chick McGee]

Go down there and look for a fork. So you look up her dress is what I thought. Well, that's why.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why. And then I grabbed.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you were gonna set a jealous. You were gonna say 30 second rule. Pick it up, lick it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Alfredo. There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

I should have ordered that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, I think. I don't. I didn't think it was possible, but I think he's getting worse. Where you.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this notion, though, what Thomas stumbled on here is the fatter the person.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The longer. The second rule.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. Yeah. Because they're in person. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a five second rule.

[Pat Godwin]

What happened to the resolution?

[Josh Arnold]

A fat person. Well, I dropped my pizza. My piece of pizza. Face down or top down? Two minute rule.

[Tom Griswold]

Two minute rule. Yeah. I gotta go get a spatula and applies water. Okay. I'm sorry. Where were you?

[Chick McGee]

David Rush has broken the Guinness World Record for the most balloons kept in the air by a team of 12.

[Josh Arnold]

I can appreciate that.

[Tom Griswold]

We could have done this. We could have done this.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is simple.

[Josh Arnold]

He could have had all of us part. Well, can you trust us, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you see the. Do we have the video of this thing?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Now look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at this photograph. It's a photograph of. I just thought of something. Does David Rush now have apostles? There are 12 of them. He's got 12 people. That looks like a. Like a meeting room in a Holiday Inn or something.

[Chick McGee]

Does the lady know in front it looks like two boobs?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Why is she holding them that way? Maybe that's why they're laughing. Laughing. The lady's holding him like she is.

[Christy Lee]

Both of them are really. I mean, you got two balloons. Where are you gonna put them?

[Tom Griswold]

The lady on the left looks like she's playing soccer with him.

[Jess Hooker]

No, the guy behind her has him. Has him. Nipples out.

[Chick McGee]

The guy on this.

[Josh Arnold]

That guy knows what he's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't this look like one of those photographs taken after a meeting where you've just been pitched a timeshare.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

For two hours.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy your dinner. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or some pyramid scheme where you've got a. You can make money if you. But in any. Do we have a little video of them doing this?

[Chick McGee]

David Rush helped organize the effort that managed to keep a total of 25 balloons airborne for 60 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

So each person just has to keep their two balloons up for 60 seconds.

[Chick McGee]

That's it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. We can beat that now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we could beat that easily.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a bag of balloons.

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Chick McGee]

You got a bag of balloons?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think we're walking around with a bag of balloons.

[Chick McGee]

We got seven people.

[Jess Hooker]

Seven, eight, nine, mark 10. Who's gonna talk?

[Tom Griswold]

We'd have to.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's gonna ruin it for us? Who's the one who's gonna drop one?

[Tom Griswold]

You need.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

You need. You. We would need a much higher ceiling there. That's why they're in that meeting room. When you see it, they're batting. They're batting the balloons. No, Anybody could do this. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know if they have to bat their own balloons or can they just keep balloons up in the air?

[Chick McGee]

You might want to get on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now we got a little bit of a video. Ready, Go. And then they all. They just start batting their balloons.

[Josh Arnold]

This is the easiest thing I've ever said. I don't even understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it's just a new category.

[Chick McGee]

Why even.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. The only reason that it's 60 seconds is because somebody either hasn't gotten to do it or it's brand new.

[Chick McGee]

David Rush is doing three.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that guy almost ruined it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they didn't get it every time. So in any event, they had to.

[Christy Lee]

Do it more than once.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we want to get. No, somebody would drop one.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we. We need to get David Rusher and we need to get a world record of some sort. Now what's coming up in the world of news, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have the short. The smallest pub in the back of a van rather than the largest, which would have been a world record.

[Chick McGee]

Smallest, shortest, smallest pub. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

We also have most promiscuous countries in 2020.

[Tom Griswold]

This is interesting. Okay, what do you think? Just, just real quick, one guess. Who's the most promiscuous country? What would you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Italy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Brazil.

[Chick McGee]

Swedish. Erotica.

[Christy Lee]

She's close.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You'll miss Hooker. You're the one that's closest. And then conversely, the least promiscuous country. Country. I guessed Vatican City, but that doesn't count.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, apparently, just not correct.

[Chick McGee]

Watch. Christie thought you hear about. Anyway.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. That's all. That's all on the way. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Listening for details.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick. Java House is the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom show. Go to Javahouse.com right now and get 25 off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Jess Hooker]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby and Word. That's right. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Beard is the word. I walk in here and you guys are talking about Josh's facial hair.

[Josh Arnold]

My winter's beard.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. It looks good. You are toying with the idea of shaving it off and just having a big, big, sort of 70s porn stache.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Yeah. Because I saw a picture on our aura frame of me just with a.

[Tom Griswold]

Mustache, and it looked great. Did you know?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? How about just shaving off the stash and looking like. Like a lumberjack Amish guy.

[Jess Hooker]

On purpose.

[Christy Lee]

You did that?

[Josh Arnold]

There are pictures of me. I didn't have the full beard. It was just. It was literally just the goatee.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't we do that, like, every day? You shaved a different way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, last year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you never did. Just the full beard and no stash. That's a very peculiar look.

[Josh Arnold]

It is the sea. Everett Coupe.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's one of the reasons he didn't get any farther ahead. He looked so ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll see some Amish gentlemen who have that.

[Tom Griswold]

What is the. Isn't that. Isn't there some religious reason for that?

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe, maybe, I don't know, some, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Misinterpretation of the Sanskrit or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

I've said it before, and I think.

[Christy Lee]

The Amish follow the Sanskrit, but. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, just whatever it says there.

[Chick McGee]

American knows what I meant. Army officer and politician who became a senior union general in the American Civil War. Ambrose Burnside.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I submit that Josh. Josh should cultivate this look quick and in a hurry.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

You could do it. You could do it tomorrow. And you, too, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And Sideburns were named after him.

[Chick McGee]

Ambrose Burns.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though his name was Burns. Absolutely. I know. You're correct about.

[Chick McGee]

There he is. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

He has the sideburns that actually grow into the mustache with no chin hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Amazing. I did something very close to it last year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

We have all the pictures.

[Chick McGee]

That's just gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That guy looks like a complete douche.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a man I would follow into battle.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely. I think he looks like a good, good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

What a weird hair pattern.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is just really unattractive.

[Josh Arnold]

Ladies loved him.

[Christy Lee]

Did they really?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's why his chin is shaven. He could easily. Easily.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Grass doesn't go all over a racetrack. Right. Okay. You damn right. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he should be can pull that off.

[Chick McGee]

President of Oral Pleasure. I would be glad to step down.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Ambrose Burdensome. I'm sorry. Go ahead, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Could we move on? What have you got, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Recent data shows which countries are the most and least promiscuous in 2026.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. In 2026.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I know. It just started.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We got to give us.

[Chick McGee]

We're 21. 21st.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it's 2025 and there's a title. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody Help Me.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

This is a contemporary survey review.

[Christy Lee]

And Australia topped the list as the most promiscuous country in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

But they all. It's just an island of hotties.

[Jessica Alzman]

So.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's because they've got. Every time we get Australia stories, it's usually someone being killed by some weird creature.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Eaten by a shark.

[Christy Lee]

We had sharks this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Like four shark deaths in the last week.

[Christy Lee]

Four shark bites in the last week. Not all.

[Chick McGee]

They have sal. Crocodiles down there that are 20ft long. Yes, they do. Look it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Crocodiles do scare me.

[Chick McGee]

Those are vicious.

[Christy Lee]

They had a score of 3. I don't know how they based the score, but their score was a 360.14. Just to give you an idea. Coming in second.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Ms. Hooker said Brazil with a 340.66.

[Josh Arnold]

Alrighty.

[Christy Lee]

Followed by Greece.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Chile.

[Tom Griswold]

We're counting all positions.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yes. And New Zealand. Those kiwis.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, Chick McGee. Correct again.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The saltwater crocodile. 20ft.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They're crazy.

[Jess Hooker]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

They are vicious.

[Tom Griswold]

They have those long Verified assaults.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot.

[Tom Griswold]

23 foot crocodile.

[Chick McGee]

They were down to like 500. I just saw this on 60 Minutes. They were down to like five hundred. And they did a conservation effort. Now they're 150,000.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

They overshot.

[Chick McGee]

Are in Australia. Yeah. They can't do anything about it.

[Jess Hooker]

They're on the beach.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is, by the way, to put it in perspective, many of them are longer than the average pickup truck. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable. And aggressive.

[Tom Griswold]

They can weigh up to £2,000. Man, and they got a lot of teeth. Okay, thank you very much now.

[Josh Arnold]

So where's America?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

On this side, on this. Most promiscuous.

[Tom Griswold]

Promiscuous.

[Christy Lee]

Where do you think we rank?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna say in the 20s.

[Christy Lee]

15Th.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Out of the 45 nations included in the study, we can do better. The five countries considered the least. Least promiscuous.

[Josh Arnold]

Make America dirt baggy again.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I guess if we're gonna win this? Make America horny again.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna guess least because least. Poland.

[Christy Lee]

No, not Poland.

[Tom Griswold]

Vatican City.

[Chick McGee]

They're confused.

[Pat Godwin]

The cold country.

[Chick McGee]

They take the girl. And instead of.

[Josh Arnold]

What about a Middle Eastern country? Now, I know the men probably feel like they can do whatever, right? But if we're talking men and women, I would think a lot of women in Middle Eastern countries don't really have a chance to.

[Christy Lee]

Here are the six indicators. This might help you with your decision. The mean age of virginity lost. Average number of sexual partners. The STD rate per 100,000. The percentage of people who consider premarital sex between adults morally acceptable. The legality of prostitution and the legality of premarital sex. So that we're talking about least permitted.

[Josh Arnold]

We're trying to figure out least. I have no idea. Is it a country that we're well familiar with?

[Christy Lee]

Yep. Huh. Vietnam.

[Josh Arnold]

Vietnam.

[Jess Hooker]

I think they're liars.

[Christy Lee]

And then followed by Malaysia, and then Indonesia, China and India.

[Josh Arnold]

But Vietnam's last.

[Christy Lee]

No, Vietnam's first, least promiscuous.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I see what you're saying.

[Christy Lee]

Followed by Malaysia, Indonesia, China and India.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure where any of these places are. Real bad. Real bad at geography.

[Josh Arnold]

I know that Vietnam, at one point, did have prostitutes. Just ask my half sister, Long Queen.

[Christy Lee]

The country which you love for a long time, a average age for you losing their virginity was.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is this? I'm sorry?

[Christy Lee]

This is the country with the oldest average age of virginity lost.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Old.

[Tom Griswold]

Oldest.

[Christy Lee]

Anybody guess?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

17.

[Christy Lee]

India at 22.9 years.

[Josh Arnold]

22.9.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

The youngest average age of virginity.

[Chick McGee]

I think we should do this.

[Christy Lee]

Was in Iceland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, what else do they have to do?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jess Hooker]

How are you gonna stay warm?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

15.6.

[Tom Griswold]

15.6. Okay. In the United States, these laws differ country to country.

[Christy Lee]

In the United States, the average age.

[Tom Griswold]

18.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was 19.

[Jess Hooker]

That sounds right.

[Christy Lee]

The country with the highest average number of sexual partners. Anybody guess this one? And we have not talked about them before.

[Josh Arnold]

Spain.

[Christy Lee]

Turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Silly Turkish. Really? Well, Turkish delight.

[Chick McGee]

You think they call each other jive turkeys?

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope so.

[Chick McGee]

I hope so.

[Tom Griswold]

And I hate that insult. That really gets me. You jive turkey. Oh, well, that's the one.

[Christy Lee]

And the country with the lowest average number of sexual partners with just three. India.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, three.

[Chick McGee]

That's the lowest.

[Christy Lee]

Don't they have a lot of people in India, though?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but they have a lot of arranged relationships.

[Christy Lee]

A lot still.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Even in this country.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. You're right.

[Christy Lee]

I have. One of my daughter's best friends is probably going to be in an arranged marriage, and she's fine with that.

[Chick McGee]

If you guys met someone who hadn't. Who had been married since high school. Their only partner was the high school. They got married right out of high school. Wouldn't you think that was weird?

[Josh Arnold]

I always.

[Chick McGee]

Just one person.

[Jess Hooker]

I know a lot of people.

[Christy Lee]

I know quite a few people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Most people I know like that are the. In the happiest marriage.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is really interesting to me. And maybe it's because they just don't.

[Jess Hooker]

That's all they know anymore, which is not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

It's slightly cynical to think that way, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how we are.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not mask this.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, can you give me a number? Ballpark for you. How many partners? Oh, why do you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who do you think. Who do you think has the highest.

[Jess Hooker]

That's exactly what I was gonna ask.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be Christy Lee.

[Ali Breen]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I just wanted to see your.

[Jess Hooker]

It's one of these two.

[Chick McGee]

What are you talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't look at me right now.

[Pat Godwin]

When they're on the radio.

[Josh Arnold]

Who do you think has the lowest.

[Chick McGee]

Tom. Oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom.

[Chick McGee]

No, Tom was in.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Thomas in swinging New York in the 60s, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Sensitive.

[Pat Godwin]

Josh, what do you think? Sensitive. Oh, we have women included.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Women.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Are they. Are we doing that now? Oh, one of the ladies, probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this include the ones you had to pay for?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, That. I do need to know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, let's move on here.

[Chick McGee]

I've never paid for it, but I. I find it in a way you do.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, y have.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you may have paid the most.

[Tom Griswold]

We could do it. We could do it. We could do it around the horn to tell you how you'd paid for it. Each one of us would pick.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the great irony. If you just paid for it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't have paid for it.

[Jess Hooker]

It would have been so much cheaper.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You don't. You don't tip a hooker with a couch.

[Chick McGee]

There's a beach house in there somewhere. Man, I tell you.

[Tom Griswold]

That was really nice, by the way. Would you like a Washington Redskins Grill? It's got a nice hook up to propane.

[Jess Hooker]

This seems oddly specific.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I don't understand.

[Tom Griswold]

I think.

[Chick McGee]

I think he talks as if he's never been divorced.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing, but I think you brought this on, brought this on yourself.

[Chick McGee]

He's still laughing, the genuine laugh. So if you upset him, all you have to do is hit your thumb with a hammer, get them right back on track.

[Tom Griswold]

So sorry. What's coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we have a very interesting recipe book from the Renaissance era about how to cure things.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, God, what am I gonna have to cook?

[Christy Lee]

No, you don't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, this is one of those.

[Christy Lee]

This is more medical.

[Tom Griswold]

I have newt. Oh, fun. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And things you might want to put on your face to keep leeches bleeding out, all that stuff.

[Chick McGee]

Ground rhino horn or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Actually, they hippo teeth. I'm serious. Those are available very, very big in. In those days. In this particular book, this volume of things to. To cure yourself. And then a great story about what to do if you're wearing one of those police monitors. What do you call it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, ankle monitor.

[Tom Griswold]

Ankle monitor. If you're on probation or whatever it is, sure. We have an exciting story. Exciting story about. About that. And one of those is prominent in the first season of the Pit. One of the. One of the doctors is wearing one for reasons that are explained, kind of. Okay, we're going to be getting to all those stories from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel.

[Chick McGee]

I smell fried potatoes. Should I be worried?

[Josh Arnold]

Does anybody else? I don't. I do not.

[Jess Hooker]

I do smell something fried. Yeah, I'm with you.

[Josh Arnold]

You okay?

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. Welcome back, Bob and Top show at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, they smelled fried potatoes at certain battles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I know that.

[Chick McGee]

Like a big barbecue.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the only.

[Christy Lee]

Pretty gross.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. Having some coffee? What do you have?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's my coffee. Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bet it is. Let me see.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that the new Old Rider coffee? That.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Java House Hash Brown. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a courier here.

[Josh Arnold]

A courier?

[Tom Griswold]

This just presents.

[Chick McGee]

It's just in time.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm so excited.

[Josh Arnold]

Did somebody send you a present?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it. Is it a listener scent?

[Jessica Alzman]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Listen, it's a FedEx.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Be careful opening. You don't want to cut your finger off tomorrow.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

It's one of those classic envelopes that has the strip you peel off.

[Chick McGee]

So easy to open.

[Josh Arnold]

He did it pretty well.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's not. Oh, my God.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. He's excited.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It's lit up the book. Dr. Rick will see you now.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, we were told these are, like, hard to get. He only has a limited number of those.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're not in print anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Bill Glass, who portrays Dr. Rick in the commercials. They're for Progressive Insurance. Yeah, we talked to him. What was it, last week or the week before?

[Josh Arnold]

And we've been fans for years.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are the best commercials on tv. And one of the things we learned. That's a fake mustache.

[Josh Arnold]

It's the best fake mustache out there.

[Chick McGee]

It's a good one.

[Tom Griswold]

And he said he likes it. Why?

[Christy Lee]

Because he has anonymity when he goes out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, people don't recognize without the stash. Oh, God, he's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he is. Now, is that an actual. If you open it up or. There.

[Tom Griswold]

It's called A guide to unbecoming your parents and. Oh, it's kind. Sorry, it's.

[Chick McGee]

It looks pretty thin.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen this before. Yeah, it's got little drawings. Yeah. And. And pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fun.

[Jess Hooker]

That is fun.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a collector's item.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's one. The Lensman. It says, and it shows a guy with a camera. You don't need to engage every single muscle group. The phone weighs 7 ounces, not 70 pounds. Shows a guy. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Fun.

[Tom Griswold]

I give you David Mirror on ABC News. Any. Any excuse for that guy to put on a tight black T shirt.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you gotta keep the.

[Tom Griswold]

Anytime the widower is happy and the widows. Yeah, and I think he's doing a little bit of highlighting on the.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay. I think he personalized the book.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so Bill sent this to you himself?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, he did.

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Dance. Yeah, I'm Bill.

[Jess Hooker]

Dance class.

[Christy Lee]

He's not a fisherman.

[Chick McGee]

You got fishing on the brain.

[Tom Griswold]

He says, tom, remember, you don't work here. He says, I'm here for you. One page at a time. This is great. Yeah. Very cool. What? That's. This is so cool.

[Chick McGee]

That is wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

Review this. Yeah. The actor Bill Glass, and it turns out he's good friends with our friend Drew Powell.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So he was. It was really fun talking to him. And those progressive commercials are terrific. Yeah, they are. They make watching many things a lot more worthwhile. But they've. And they've got sort of two different things going on. They've got the whole flow thing that's.

[Chick McGee]

Been going on forever and they expanded that. There's a whole flow universe.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there is.

[Josh Arnold]

And I like all those people.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that one girl who kind of talks like this at the dog park.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Now it's time to return to dogs. Silac Insurance news desk with Christy Lee. Thank you very much for this.

[Christy Lee]

A man is on the run in greater New York after he apparently attached his ankle monitor to a dog in order to elude authorities.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny.

[Christy Lee]

WNYT reports a woman found the dog running free in the town of Nassau, took it to a local veterinarian office where staff noticed an unusual device on the dog's collar and contacted police. They then were alerted the Albany County Probation Department to the fact that the GPS monitoring device was meant for a man who'd been charged with a felony, not for the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoops.

[Christy Lee]

They're now trying to locate the suspect.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, how do those work?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, GPS sensors, they have a monitoring system.

[Chick McGee]

They're locked onto your leg, I would think, but.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you're not allowed to leave a certain geographical area. Is that the deal?

[Jess Hooker]

Usually, yeah. Sometimes it's you can't leave the state or you can't leave a 50 mile area or sometimes you can't leave your house.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Jess, you had to wear one for like three years. Do.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

No. Do they have, do they typically have anti tampering devices?

[Jess Hooker]

Like the alarm will go off and used to. One of the first ones was ink. Like if you try to break off the things to leave a store, like.

[Josh Arnold]

If you steal a shirt at the Gap.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes. There was an ink one that they tried on your. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So how do you shower or bathe?

[Christy Lee]

They're waterproof.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

They're familiar with this as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you are?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. We're going to go into detail.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

How's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Her daughter's burned down a.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't you hear about that?

[Chick McGee]

Burned down. There, there.

[Tom Griswold]

Like I said on the TV show the Pit, the one woman is wearing one and then she, she zaps it off or something during an emotion.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Fiona Derif is wearing it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Brad Darif's daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, so does I. Does the thing have to stay in motion?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, because you sleep in it. You. I mean, you wear it.

[Josh Arnold]

This guy just put it on the dog so that, hey, he's still within the county and. Really?

[Tom Griswold]

But, I mean, does it have to be moving?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

At all?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Wherever his limitations are.

[Tom Griswold]

So why didn't you just leave it there?

[Josh Arnold]

That would have been maybe too obvious.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave it in the clock. Okay. So they want to see some motion. Okay, interesting. But when you get it off, it doesn't go off.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what. I don't know how he did it. I don't know how he did that.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I would think. Somebody's not monitoring their monitors.

[Josh Arnold]

The weird thing is, it took him nine attempts to realize he should put it around the dog's neck. I can't get this thing to stay on the ankle. He keeps just stepping out of it. And then finally he went. Oh, wait a second.

[Chick McGee]

Nine attempts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. He's not a bright guy.

[Tom Griswold]

The real bitch was trying to teach his dog to use that in car. Breathalyzer.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Go like this. So he had to put it twice on each leg. Is that what you're going with?

[Josh Arnold]

He first put it on a cat, but the cat just went to the police station and told on him.

[Tom Griswold]

Cats are like that now. Josh. Josh, of course, put his Fitbit on his dog. That way he got his steps in every day.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Watch this porno.

[Josh Arnold]

Say, I've never owned a Fitbit. That's a false premise.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't have a dog. I know. Had to stretch that one a little bit. By the way, the dog. Yeah, the dog was not guilty of a crime, and the dog did pass the drug test.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, thank God.

[Tom Griswold]

However, he does, he does have worms. Poor little guy. There's no. I was hoping there'd be a picture of the little doggy, but. Oh, there is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't realize with the bracelet on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This dog looks like he's got on a backpack.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they're not small. They're the size half of a phone. Like this part.

[Jess Hooker]

That's big.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that part.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing is affixed to this beast. No wonder they took it to the police. It looks so weird. It's a very odd, odd situation. Christy, what else you got over there?

[Christy Lee]

Two friends in England have created the world's smallest pub in the back of a van. YouTubers Ethan Smale and Jack Joy Smail.

[Chick McGee]

Ethan Smail.

[Christy Lee]

Transformed their small Suzuki carry truck into a traveling bar.

[Chick McGee]

Those are tiny.

[Christy Lee]

Anyway, they are detailing the build in a miniseries published to their channel, all the Gear. The pair also collaborated with St. Ives brewery and beer distribution company Beer52 on a new beer to exclusively pour in their little pub on wheels.

[Josh Arnold]

The Hog Cock and Horsepower. You have to know about pubs. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. I like it.

[Josh Arnold]

They're always named after you. Gonna go down to the Horse and. Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't miss it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there it is.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that tiny bag. Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

You can actually get in and sit in it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Two seats.

[Josh Arnold]

That's silly. I have.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a. A mini bus that is gutted and ready for something to go in. Maybe this is what I should do.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, a mini.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're just now telling us about this? You've had up. You've been sitting on a bus and we haven't been doing anything with it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, I had it.

[Tom Griswold]

You do that, you're gonna need one of those ankle monitors.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about probable cause.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Well, we could just use it here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Pat, would you like to sing about this?

[Show Announcer]

Yeah, I would.

[Christy Lee]

Alright.

[Pat Godwin]

I got something for you. My friends and I had an idea after being kicked out of the bar. What if we got a keg and put it in one of our cars? Johnny has a Civic and Bob a VW Bug. What if we took my Chevy van and got a tap stools and mugs Popping a van drink in my hand Grab a guitar car we'll start a band driving along singing a song Puppet a van what could go wrong? Puppet a van Drinking your hand Better get a lawyer on retainer because the driver may be sober but there's laws about open containers.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's great, Pat. So that's the world's smallest pub.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. This guy wasn't caught with a pub or a beer in his hand, but William Shatner was spotted taking breakfast on the road earlier this week. I don't know why anybody would do this, but they apparently took Pictures of the 94 year old actor behind the wheel. They look like shared him with tmz.

[Chick McGee]

Honey Nut Cheerios to me.

[Christy Lee]

They say Raisin Bran in the story. A spoonful of cereal from a full bowl. But first of all, stopped at a.

[Tom Griswold]

Stoplight 94 while driving. That's. That's scary. Yeah, but he's obviously in great shape. He can drive.

[Josh Arnold]

That's funny.

[Jess Hooker]

Is he Though know it's not a self driving car.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Mike, I could eat a bowl of cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

You can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it self drives.

[Tom Griswold]

It's definitely brand cereal.

[Christy Lee]

Why is that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, because of the captain's log.

[Josh Arnold]

Ew.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like take on me by.

[Christy Lee]

Aha.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But what's the context?

[Christy Lee]

He's just trying to palate cleanser.

[Chick McGee]

You get away from the captain's log in any way.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna do amusing.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna do Abba, but I.

[Tom Griswold]

Said it was a brand cereal. Why else would he. Oh, there it is. There he is. That's hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

My gosh, it is Raisin Bran.

[Jess Hooker]

He looks wonderful.

[Pat Godwin]

94.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yes.

[Christy Lee]

And having a wrinkle on his face.

[Josh Arnold]

Good for him. What is? His skin.

[Christy Lee]

He's got a bad. He's had plastic surgery.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, but it doesn't. It just looks so good.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, it doesn't look bad at all.

[Tom Griswold]

The hair dye job looks pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

What's got needle on his ear?

[Christy Lee]

He stopped at a stoplight.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Old guys always have weird ears, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

Do have.

[Jess Hooker]

But when they stretch you back for some surgery, that's usually where the skin ends up.

[Chick McGee]

Skin it back.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever Billy. You do you.

[Jess Hooker]

Good for you.

[Tom Griswold]

The phrase skin it back.

[Chick McGee]

I. I didn't mean to draw attention to it. I. I did it kind of sort of just for you, buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

So thank you very much.

[Pat Godwin]

That's from a song, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. It's a great song by Little Feet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a song for the uncircumcised. I'll put it that way.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

They have their own song.

[Josh Arnold]

This could just be his interpretation.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about a thousand dollars. No, no, I talked to Paul Pereira about it. Never mind. We have to move on here. I'm sorry. We have a. Coming up. We have a little bit of sexy time with Ali Breen. And then I'm really excited about this next story involving one of those. There's a book they found that has all these incredibly scary cures for stuff back, you know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, they didn't know back then all the things we know.

[Tom Griswold]

That's why I just. I just wish people who always go, I should have been born 300 years ago. I would have been a princess. No, you would have been lucky to be a serf. You'd have no teeth. You'd be dead by the time you were 27 after having, if you were lucky, seven kids. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

That survived.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Okay, when we come back, I just started looking at this. The Dr. Rick will see you now. Book a guide to unbecoming your parents. This was meant for me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This thing is great. We're going to. Well, you can decide if you think these would be applicable to yours truly. I think you'll find that it is. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. And don't cheat yourself if you ever see Tom and Pat out in the wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Eldon, it's my favorite show.

[Chick McGee]

Pat is sauntering along. Sauntering?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Sauntering implies even a modicum of speed. The man is moving like a turtle. It's constipated.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know you were behind.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom did this while Pat's just ambling along. And Tom goes. Let's go.

[Josh Arnold]

Hurry up.

[Tom Griswold]

Hurry up, sir. It's a narrow, narrow, narrow hallway.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Show Announcer]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

We got Valentine's Day coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We do get the number one gift for V Day. It's a 24 karat gold dipped rose from Steven Singer jewelers. A real rose dipped in real gold?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that? Guaranteed to last a lifetime. I hate stephensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, reading from Dr. Rick.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Tom Griswold]

From the book Dr. Rick will see you now. Which apparently very hard to get. It's the guide to unbecoming your parents. Dr. Rick of course is featured on. What are the funniest commercials out there? I think.

[Christy Lee]

Is he speaking your language in this particular book?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I just got this and he sent it to us. This is from the actor Bill Glass.

[Chick McGee]

Honestly surprised by the content.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's great. Here's a for example.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a thing. Things you should throw away.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. Okay. I like this already.

[Tom Griswold]

Bins of miscellaneous buttons, receipts. In my closet right now I have a little bin with God knows how many.

[Chick McGee]

What size? Bin for taxes.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean like from a rest from restaurants. I just get home and I wonder if I'll ever need this.

[Christy Lee]

Really ever needed for.

[Josh Arnold]

This is exactly what.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I'll buy. I might have bought something that day and I. This is, this is. I mean this is me. This is my. My closet.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Old user manuals. I got a drawer full of those.

[Chick McGee]

No, they're readily available online now.

[Tom Griswold]

All of them. Hotel shampoos.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't have a one.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, no, I, I don't have those anymore. But remember who had plenty of them? I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

The comedian Gilbert Gottfried in that documentary.

[Josh Arnold]

His was soap.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

But he had like hundreds of them.

[Jess Hooker]

But he collected them for fun.

[Chick McGee]

He kept him under his bed.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. In boxes.

[Jess Hooker]

That doesn't sound fun at all.

[Josh Arnold]

So weird.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this book is just perfect. I love them. Here. This is a photograph of those shell shaped soaps.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And it says a quick tip from Dr. Rick. Decorative Soap. Soap is for washing hands, not creating scented seascapes or magical gardens. Shells and flowers. Don't say you have good taste in interior decorating. They say you are your parents. Even in the bathroom. Let soap be soap.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, very good. Now do you have any of those?

[Tom Griswold]

No. And you know around here. I insist. Ms. Hooker will tell you. I insist. We have unscented liquid soap.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have soap in the original container, or do you have special soap dispensers in your home?

[Tom Griswold]

I have the squirty dispenser in my sink with the same thing we have here. Unscented soap. And then I have Ivory soap in the bathroom. And then Kelly has her own array of.

[Christy Lee]

But you know what I'm saying? Like, I put the canter. Like, I don't leave it in the. Like, all of my, like, bathrooms and kitchen, they all have their own little.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, get a nice, decent looking one. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah. Now, do you have towels that are unusable in your guest bathroom?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the ones we have are unusable. There's. Well, there's. They're about as absorbent as aluminum foil.

[Chick McGee]

And are they. They themed to a season?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, on occasion.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they monogrammed?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Which gets me to another topic. Monogramming towels. You don't put.

[Christy Lee]

Put the. The last name.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the last name is in the middle.

[Chick McGee]

It's always weird, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I bought a monogram gift for Christmas this year, and I was like, this doesn't feel right because I did it. It's when it's in the diamond shape.

[Tom Griswold]

Did I tell you about mine?

[Josh Arnold]

Says Arnold all the way across.

[Tom Griswold]

I was having a discussion with this friend of mine who's having a kid, and we were talking about how to name the child, and one of the things you wanted to be careful of were initials.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And I can't say the three initials what they would spell, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Franklin Alexander.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you got it. Griffin Franklin Ulysses Kingsford.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have monogram coffee mugs with the initial on them. Okay, okay. I'm trying to talk and I can't, but my girls and I had them when I. When I moved, so it's ask for Ava Sophie Christie. So it looks like ask when you walk into the kitchen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but if it was Christy, Katie, Karen, people might get the wrong idea. That's not good.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm guessing you don't take your coffee black.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice tag.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, Christy, I just noticed. Rubber band around your finger.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's a hair tie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, you're fine.

[Christy Lee]

That static in this building is so bad that my hair is constantly.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the old joke about the. You went to the grocery store and you went to the lobsters and. What is it again? One of the lobsters must have forgotten something because he had a rubber band around his clothes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

That's very funny. I hadn't heard it before.

[Tom Griswold]

This is once again. Dr. Rick will see you now. The guy that does the progressive commercials. And it's the actor Bill Glass. We were lucky enough to talk to him last week and Bill was kind enough to send me this. This is me. Right on.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a photograph of a thermostat.

[Jessica Alzman]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And he says this is not your thermostat. This thermostat is none of your business. Just because you come across a thermostat doesn't mean you can touch it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Or rounded up to an even number.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

It has to be.

[Tom Griswold]

Has to be even.

[Chick McGee]

Even number of miles has to be an odd number. At my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It's even at my house.

[Tom Griswold]

On your car.

[Christy Lee]

68.

[Tom Griswold]

On your car. Do you have the temperature things or.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You got the always even.

[Tom Griswold]

Always even numbers.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You. They always odd though. Okay. So at least you're consistent.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. But if I got. I looked up your dashboard. Would it be okay if I reached up and changed my.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

What about cruise control? Always even.

[Tom Griswold]

Always the always. 110 back to Dr. Dr. Rick.

[Chick McGee]

Only through the school zones.

[Tom Griswold]

A thermostat is not an invitation for advice or comment. It is simply a thermostat. It is not yours repeated. If you have the slightest urge to adjust this. Keep reading.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

He does to ours. Every morning he adjusts the thermostat.

[Jess Hooker]

All of you guys mess with the thermostat.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I'm afraid on 69. I know that's I supposed to say that number out.

[Chick McGee]

Then I get blamed because I. I try to turn it down or whatever. He's messed with it.

[Tom Griswold]

And I think this is controlled in a different city. I think honestly.

[Jess Hooker]

But now that the both of you weigh the same as Christie. You're always cold.

[Chick McGee]

It is cold in here.

[Tom Griswold]

It's freezing.

[Chick McGee]

You think they.

[Christy Lee]

It's hot in here right now.

[Chick McGee]

You think they control in San Antonio now? I bet it's San Antonio.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what they're doing?

[Chick McGee]

I bet it's San Antonio.

[Jess Hooker]

I think Mettler has one and he just messes with all of you guys.

[Tom Griswold]

Every morning. It's nine o'. Clock. It gets. It does significant temperature change. And no one touches the thing.

[Chick McGee]

He messes with it.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

Meddler's a messer. Meddler.

[Chick McGee]

Do you? Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was thinking about this the other day. I have to run a couple errands today. And of course I'm going to a place where the. It's densely populated or Whatever. And maybe you should go now.

[Jess Hooker]

There's a lot of people there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but almost at a mall. No, it's very hard to park.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

It's one of those places. Very hard to park.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have found a secret, secret parking place.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Is it a secret?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I. I hope it's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

It works. So my question is, do you guys have places you go where. You have a secret. You have a parking secret?

[Christy Lee]

I park in the same place every time. No matter where I go, I mean.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No matter what's.

[Tom Griswold]

If I go. If I go to Target, I'm always on the. I know exactly.

[Christy Lee]

I know exactly. I'm at Target. I'm on the very far end. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I park in the first parking spot I see. I park in the biggest waste of time.

[Josh Arnold]

I park in the expectant mother spots.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

But nobody knows because I put a pillow under my shirt so they think I'm pregnant.

[Chick McGee]

I like to get the lay of the parking lot. I like to go in and drive around.

[Jess Hooker]

If he's looking for a parking spot, you may as well pack a lunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Not me.

[Chick McGee]

Check it out.

[Tom Griswold]

But do you have any. No, but I will park in the same general vicinity.

[Christy Lee]

Me, too.

[Tom Griswold]

More than once, I have walked up to the wrong car. I do it all the time, first of all. But do you have any places you go where. That's. You. You have your own little. Oh, I know where I can go. No. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Because. Are you talking about street parking?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I can't parallel park, so.

[Christy Lee]

No, you can't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's.

[Chick McGee]

There's a trick.

[Jess Hooker]

Can you imagine?

[Tom Griswold]

It's pathetic. I. It's like back and forth, back and forth.

[Christy Lee]

Hyundai will do it for you.

[Josh Arnold]

I Learned it in 82. Cadillac. Because that's the one of my. And so I can. I could parallel park a train.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

I know there's some trick to it, but I don't know what it is.

[Chick McGee]

It's your rear view mirror and the curbside front bumper of the car you're backing into. Line those up and just whip it right.

[Tom Griswold]

I go till I hit the curb. I know.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you lined up the two mirrors.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't you guys have cars with lots of noises and alerts?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They'll tell you it'll do it for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Even a button that says parallel parking.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd rather drive to a place that has regular parking. Okay, but just curious, I'm the only Pat. Don't you have places you go that. Do you have like a little secret place that only you know about to park?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I have the OCD with the parking. I'm as far away from everybody and I have to be like on one side where there's. There can't be a car next to me.

[Christy Lee]

The exact same way has to have.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I'm a puller througher.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love to pull through, but.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S so that's another reason why I park away from a lot of people.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you're at the grocery then you can't open your car to put your groceries in.

[Tom Griswold]

The polar throw especially. I drove a Suburban for years and if you don't want to be backing that up in a crowded parking lot.

[Jess Hooker]

I had somebody tell me once that the pull through was white trash.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Is that true?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that person's completely wrong. They're white trash. I think I might tell you who it was.

[Chick McGee]

I think I back in. I like to back in a lot too.

[Christy Lee]

So you're telling me this place where you're going has a lot of parking spots but you have a special seat?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. There's almost.

[Jess Hooker]

No, it's always full.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I got a little. I was just curious. Am I the only one? I've got three or four places I go to that I've got. I know there's a place. There's a little secret spot.

[Josh Arnold]

Secret though.

[Christy Lee]

That's what, that's what I don't have.

[Josh Arnold]

I just have desolate or.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know this is a crowded urban area.

[Chick McGee]

Isolated.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well enough of enough parking talk. Sorry. Just dawned on me that speaking of.

[Christy Lee]

Cars, we were talking about William Shatner. He was caught driving in Los Angeles while eating a bowl of cereal. He's actually sitting at a stoplight at the time that the photos were taken. But at 94 years old, it appeared he was having a nice bowl of.

[Chick McGee]

Of race.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a valid question though. Was he actually driving the car?

[Christy Lee]

It looked like he was.

[Josh Arnold]

As opposed to a self driving.

[Tom Griswold]

Cuz the self driving cars now are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All over la and yeah, he's a menace.

[Chick McGee]

They should. He shouldn't be allowed to drive if he's eating cereal while he's driving.

[Tom Griswold]

He may be the healthiest looking.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

94 year old. Although he's not. He's a little. I don't know, it's amazing. He's an anomaly.

[Christy Lee]

He looks great. Oh maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we've talked to him a bunch of times.

[Christy Lee]

He's an alien.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

You have some thoughts. You've put to a melody.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my own.

[Pat Godwin]

It's my own original melody. People think that this song of mine called the William Shatner song sounds like a Timmy Kavanaugh song. What? Detroit Pistons or something? I got an email. I. I don't see the connection.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely not.

[Pat Godwin]

William Shatner. S captain of them all My girlfriend has many souvenirs Hung on every wall she is shattered Shatner pants She is Shatner shoes She is Shatner girdles Sometimes people don't even notice. She is Shatner sheets She is Shatner underwear She is Shatner jammies A Star Trek bed She's Shatner too.

[Josh Arnold]

Shatner jammies, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. It's been a while.

[Chick McGee]

I like Shatner shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you, Tim Cavill.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever eaten cereal while driving? I thought.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's what Pop Tarts are for if you're hurry in the morning. You. You don't.

[Christy Lee]

It's hard enough to eat a taco in the car. That's one of the tricky ones.

[Chick McGee]

Breakfast burritos are for driving the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Has anybody here ever taken a bowl from inside to the car? I haven't done that. Have you done that?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I say, I take glasses and stuff from my house all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a dishwasher in your car yet?

[Josh Arnold]

Yet is a very fair way to put it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I put them in the back holder thing and then when I get home, I.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't just go through a car wash and hold them out the window.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be a good idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Car washes. Car washes. Boy, you can take the boy out of Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

Wash your hands.

[Chick McGee]

Have you been to that car worship there on Friday? Fire.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen. What have you got coming up, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up, we are going to talk about those weird ailments from the Renaissance period. And we also have swearing in the news today.

[Chick McGee]

Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, God. I was gonna say F and A. Yeah, same here. It came this close to coming on.

[Josh Arnold]

The exact same thing.

[Tom Griswold]

I gotta stop being so relaxed in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Mine was. Mine was your S. And me also.

[Tom Griswold]

I would one. Yes. Royal flush beats. Okay, what else have we got going?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, the. The.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I know today in history's on the way.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

Day evening.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac insurance news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey there, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Jess Hooker.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. He's at the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize Picks, Sports Desk, and here's Tom I can't stop laughing about.

[Josh Arnold]

We were. We were taking some Weird Al songs and, like, analyzing them as if they were serious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Another one rides the bus he's gonna sit by you.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like some sort of threat in that song. Hey, he's gonna sit by you.

[Chick McGee]

He's gonna sit by you. Another one rides the bus is too crowded.

[Josh Arnold]

You see.

[Chick McGee]

My bologna for my Sharona.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird Al's doing a tour this summer with a big band.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I gotta go.

[Tom Griswold]

It'll be. I. Me too. It'll be great. Before we get to the story about cures.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

From back in the day, you know, when they used to bleed people and I did some wacky stuff, leeches and stuff on them.

[Chick McGee]

I've told you about this before. There's a show on Max, hbo, whatever. They're calling it called the Nick. And it's about 10 years ago with Clive Owen. It's wonderful. And it's about the Knickerbocker Hotel in 1900. And they have all this cutting edge medicine. And a way to get rid of a migraine in 1900 was to inhale mercury vapors.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, it may have been effective.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. See, what that. That'll get you there. They didn't know to wash their hands or anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. These are a little more primitive. But before we get to that, how about a little bit of history? History?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's my mother's birthday.

[Jess Hooker]

What? That's why it's so cold in here.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not sure, but I think it's either today or the 12th. I'm not sure it's the 21st or the 12th. All right.

[Christy Lee]

Of January, so you either missed it.

[Chick McGee]

I could look up her obit, I guess, and be sure.

[Tom Griswold]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, let me.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me. Why don't we. Why don't we do some mystery while. Church chick.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, why don't you say that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Oh, no. I say. I say we wait.

[Jess Hooker]

No, do it after the show.

[Chick McGee]

Are we gonna hang in there?

[Tom Griswold]

You could look it up.

[Chick McGee]

I wonder if I mentioned in the obituary.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Didn't you write it?

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was my dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Christian Dior. Is that a. What? Is that a fashion person? Yes, obviously.

[Christy Lee]

But I mean, yeah, we lost Valentine.

[Tom Griswold]

1905, so we're ran out of have. I'm guessing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Christian Dior's not.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that a lady.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. Christian Dior's. A man, I believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Really, dude?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I think so, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty presumptuous, naming yourself after a major religion, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not many other. I've never met a Buddhist Johansson.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. There was a famous film director, Norman Jewison.

[Josh Arnold]

There was. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

But. Yeah, that again.

[Josh Arnold]

Which, honestly might. The etymology of that might be like Jewish, son.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But there was a great movie about this, and I'm. You know.

[Josh Arnold]

About what?

[Tom Griswold]

Christian Dior.

[Christy Lee]

Christian Dior. And during the world. During the war, and I can't. Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

It was called behind the Green. Dior.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was kind of pornographic.

[Josh Arnold]

Very pornographic.

[Tom Griswold]

One of your favorites. Josh, on this date in 1924, the great Benny Hill.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Maybe I'll post a picture of me holding the signed autograph, signed photo that he sent me when I was a child. And I wrote him a letter saying I would be his replacement.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, Jack. Nicholas the great golfer and really good.

[Josh Arnold]

In A Few Good Men.

[Chick McGee]

Golden Bear, Five Easy Pieces. You can't handle the truth.

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Nicholson's birthday would be April 22nd.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, why do you know that?

[Chick McGee]

It's the same as dingling.

[Josh Arnold]

Two cool dudes on one date.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. Gina Davis, actress. And Archer.

[Christy Lee]

Archer. Yeah. In the Olympics. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure if she made the team. I think she was pretty close.

[Josh Arnold]

So a Mensa member and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She's apparently incredibly bright.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Meny. Of course. The club.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God, she's no longer in that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's finally.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop, would you. Were you guys ever sexually attracted by Gina Davis?

[Chick McGee]

Not for one second, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Cute. I kind of thought so, too.

[Pat Godwin]

In her underwear. And Tootsie.

[Josh Arnold]

I liked it.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday to Jam Master J. Not his real name. Real name.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not too familiar with Jam Jam.

[Chick McGee]

Master Steve, Jam Masters.

[Tom Griswold]

Run dmc.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

There's the Reverend Run. And then the Jam Master.

[Chick McGee]

See?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is a tough one. Christy will know this. Happy birthday to Emma Bunton.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Emma Bunton.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She's a Spice Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Spice Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Spice Girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a poem.

[Tom Griswold]

You do?

[Ali Breen]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

On this date in 1793, King Louis the 16th executed by guillotine.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

It wasn't King Louis from the Jungle Book. I want to be like you, Walk like you. That's a great song.

[Josh Arnold]

That is a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's a great song.

[Tom Griswold]

Before he was executed, do you remember his famous words?

[Josh Arnold]

Let them eat cake.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna head out.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna head out.

[Chick McGee]

I'm heading out.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Was Emily Bunton Baby Spice? Who was she?

[Christy Lee]

I Think she was Baby Spice. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My least favorite.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I think she's a doll.

[Josh Arnold]

She was like too cute.

[Chick McGee]

Where I was like, you look like.

[Tom Griswold]

Want a more mature Ginger.

[Chick McGee]

Ginger Spice guy is what you look.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is.

[Josh Arnold]

You nailed him. You nailed it.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my favorite songs from this band. 1981, Rush releases the great song Tom Sawyer.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Just terrific song. Okay, well, let's move Sunday warrior.

[Christy Lee]

Once again we got to back up and say happy belated birthday to our friend Edwin McCain. Because not mention that yesterday. And I apologize. I want to make him mad. We like him.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a new story about the cures in the old days.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we do. Are we gonna start that now or are we gonna wait and come back?

[Josh Arnold]

Heck yeah, we're gonna start it now.

[Chick McGee]

I dare you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. An analysis of a Renaissance era textbook shows that 16th century Europeans.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, we don't have time for this.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it kind of rolls into some other stories. That's why I was holding off. Were attempting to cure various conditions and ailments with treatments that included the use of lizard heads and human feces.

[Josh Arnold]

Holy. Lizard heads.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

What did they think? Human feces?

[Christy Lee]

Well, apparently hair loss.

[Josh Arnold]

Kissing.

[Christy Lee]

What? Everyday use of human feces to wash one's bald head.

[Josh Arnold]

If it was found that human feces absolutely reverses hair loss.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, let me know when you gotta go.

[Jess Hooker]

He would be first in line.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's no doubt about it. Is concrete evidence proof. Just a glorious, luxurious head of hair.

[Josh Arnold]

You slather it on like a new Chia pack.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you just have to sit and wait every day for an hour.

[Tom Griswold]

But what's funny about this stuff is so people did this and they would do it for an extended this. And it says daily use every day.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And at some point, wouldn't you realize, wait a minute. My hair's not coming back. But it's also interesting that even hundreds of years ago, people were uptight about being bald.

[Josh Arnold]

And one guy was a real jerk anyway. And they kept talking about just how mean he was and what a jerk. And that's where we got. Got the term S head.

[Christy Lee]

Another treatment.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we save the other treatment? Because they.

[Chick McGee]

The guy came first though they.

[Tom Griswold]

They do fall into, I think maybe a song from Mr. Godwin, etc. Etc. Also coming up, Sexy Time with. With Ali Breen. We'll certainly look forward to that. From the o' Rally Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Show Announcer]

Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information information you [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jessica Osman joins us.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee at the Prize pick sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. We were reviewing from the old days. Some of the old days. One of the cures that they thought they, they had for a variety of things and among them the cure for baldness. It was believed to be rubbing human fecal material on your head. Yeah, Oil.

[Christy Lee]

That wasn't the only one. We had a treatment that was recommended using pulverized lizard heads to prevent hair loss.

[Chick McGee]

Pulverized?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't have blenders back then. How'd you pulverize a lizard head?

[Tom Griswold]

Mortar and pestle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sick.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do with the rest of the lizard? That's for headaches. How stupid. Of course. You boil it and rub it on.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Chick McGee]

Don't throw it away. That's good. You make it a soup out of that.

[Christy Lee]

Hippos were a popular curiosity across early modern Europe and their teeth were thought to cure baldness, severe dental problems and kidney stones. So now I have a question because it's not in my story, Tom. How would they. Did they swallow the teeth? Did they make a powder out of the teeth?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably. Powder.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And I mean that to this day, moronic things like that are what's decimating the populations of rhinos and elephants and oh yeah, because, you know, people in tusks China think that it's gonna, you know, cure ed or something. Sadly, I wonder if they did, and I don't know the answer to this, I wonder if they had magic potions in order to enhance the male member.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, back in the day. You mean like, like.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Lancelot, you're looking pretty light down there. What you need to do is rub it with whatever. But that reminded me of a couple of modern day things that have just emerged in the news.

[Christy Lee]

Brazilian model Deborah Pexado has gone viral again. She's promoting a rather odd skincare routine. She cakes her face with her own feces.

[Tom Griswold]

Vic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Exado31 said, quote, it's the craziest thing I've done in my life by the way she's an influencer who previously went viral for putting menstrual blood on her skin to soften it. She now reports.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it interesting that menstrual blood sounds almost reasonable now?

[Christy Lee]

Right? I know. We have more on that. She now reports she decided to don the fecal face mask after reading online that it prevented aging.

[Chick McGee]

Dr. Farkle's fecal face mask. How are you? I'm Dr. Farkle.

[Tom Griswold]

It may prevent aging. It also probably prevents dating. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Man, that's ridiculous.

[Jessica Alzman]

It's gross.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That's. You're putting. That goes against everything you should put on your face.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when you think about it, your body is rejecting something, right? What is that telling you?

[Christy Lee]

You don't want it in your body or on your body?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

Right now, health experts are warning against this viral trend that she did with the menstruate. Menstrual blood.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is. What? What are you doing? What is she doing with it?

[Christy Lee]

She's using it as a mask, putting it on her face, just like the fecal material, only she used her menstrual blood.

[Tom Griswold]

So she looks like that. Like that volleyball and Wilson. Wilson. I just saw a picture of that because it's part of the Jim Merce estate that they're auctioning off all the guitars and that he's got. Got one of the Wilsons. It does have that look. It just looks like it was wiped with a. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

According to Science Alert, social media influencers have been touting the practice of applying menstrual blood to their skin like a face mask, as a form of diy.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't. I was talking to my doctor about it. It doesn't work. His wife is a biologist. It only works with virgin blood. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

When are they going to learn?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Proponents argue the period blood contains stem cells, cytokines. Is that a word? And proteins that could rejuvenate the skin. Scientists, however, say there's no clinical evidence to support using menstrual blood as a topical skin care treatment. And I think anybody with half a brain would know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Honey, your face is red. Are you feeling. Are you on your period? No. It's on me.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Sherene Idris, a certified board dermatologist, warns that putting period blood on your face runs the risk of getting various infections, including herpes, chlamydia in your eye and orbital cellulite. Cellulitis.

[Jessica Alzman]

So gross.

[Josh Arnold]

That's when you get those cellulite around your eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you watching? Are you watching?

[Christy Lee]

The pit wriggly. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Is anybody.

[Josh Arnold]

I am.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Caught up on it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'm caught up. Second episode.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. There's a situation in which there's an eye issue.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way I could see that. I am.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Much like that. Where exactly the description.

[Christy Lee]

There is cellulitis in your eye.

[Tom Griswold]

It's worse. And it's. It's. I won't give it away. It's a funny little. It's actually funny. Yeah, well, there's a. Yeah, it's. There's an unusual situation and there's a kind of a behind the scenes dark joke made about the situation that eventually it becomes clear what causes caused it. I'm not explaining it very well, but trust me, it's funny. Now we move along. We have sexy time with Ali Breen on the way. Before we get to that, I can't help but notice. Ms. Altman. Yeah. What's that due date?

[Jessica Alzman]

Oh, in a month, basically. February 24th.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Would you like to have it tomorrow if you could?

[Jessica Alzman]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that bad?

[Jessica Alzman]

I know she's supposed to bake longer, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How many weeks?

[Jessica Alzman]

35.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, she's good. 35, 36.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything you do that make. Anything you do that makes the. Makes the baby kick around or anything.

[Jessica Alzman]

She's kicking right now, you guys. When you're talking with your deep voices, she hears it and literally goes crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard that the way to get them out of there is the same way you got it in?

[Christy Lee]

I've heard that.

[Josh Arnold]

They say that helps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Spicy food.

[Chick McGee]

Stir it around.

[Tom Griswold]

But much like aforementioned thing, it has to be a virgin.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Which isn't even easy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're gonna.

[Chick McGee]

The gentleman who has to be a virgin.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, maybe I read that wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, obviously she's not a virgin.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no, no. What? The. The. The partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is it true? The castor oil can. I've heard that you just shoot it up there or you drink it. You drink it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, is there an exercise regimen that you're supposed to.

[Jessica Alzman]

Not right now, because they want me to keep her in.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay.

[Jessica Alzman]

But, yeah, I'm off of the. What do you call it? The pelvic rest.

[Josh Arnold]

Rest.

[Jessica Alzman]

Which is very depressing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you were on pelvic rest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alzman]

No fun. Nothing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're off of it now, though.

[Jessica Alzman]

Allegedly. Now it's too late.

[Chick McGee]

My last wife told me she was on public rest for like three years. What the hell does that mean?

[Jessica Alzman]

But this close, you're not going to start doing it now. No, you know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

You should.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you get them out of there.

[Christy Lee]

You can't do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I always thought the phrase pelvic floor was funny.

[Josh Arnold]

It is. Yeah.

[Jessica Alzman]

They keep talking about my.

[Josh Arnold]

There's an elevator in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like, you're gonna. Like you're. You're gonna get set. You're gonna go with the wood or you're gonna go with, like, a nice tile.

[Chick McGee]

If. If there's a pelvic floor, doesn't there have to be a pelvic ceiling?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have to have your cervix tied up?

[Jessica Alzman]

No. Oh, thank goodness.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it might run out during the delivery, so better watch that.

[Jessica Alzman]

But, hey, try keep the placenta and put it in a blender and then throw it up my face.

[Josh Arnold]

Jess Hooker said she cooked.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, she didn't.

[Chick McGee]

You. You.

[Frank Caliendo]

You.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. You grind it up and you put it in pills.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that. Will they give that to you necessarily at the hospital today?

[Jessica Alzman]

Put it in, like, a little cooler thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Bring your.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if you need to.

[Jessica Alzman]

Bring your own cooler if you're taking it home.

[Chick McGee]

The only thing I remember from a placenta is that it looked to me like a Grateful Dead T shirt.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look, a little tie, dyed.

[Josh Arnold]

It does.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Purpley and red.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you can just.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's all blood vessels.

[Tom Griswold]

You can just bring in a container and they'll give it to you.

[Jessica Alzman]

They have a whole thing now, placenta. And the cord blood is good because.

[Christy Lee]

Of the stem cells. I wish I'd done that. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you pop in a blender? Is there a recipe for this?

[Jessica Alzman]

It's to help the baby. But I'm pretty selfish, so it can help my face.

[Chick McGee]

We should have done was make a mold of her like we did yours. Yeah. Why didn't we do that, Tom? Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She had. You had that hanging in your garage.

[Christy Lee]

Garage for a long time.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're looking great.

[Jessica Alzman]

Oh, thank you. I feel really fat and fluffy and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you look great. Your skin looks great. Are you. What? When are you going to stop coming in?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Jessica Alzman]

Maybe in three weeks.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I want you to feel that you can do it whenever it's important for you to do it if you have to. I didn't even know this pelvic rest thing exists.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that means just.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Oh. I thought it meant she couldn't drive or something.

[Josh Arnold]

She can't mount the stick. Can't be driven. You Know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think she can mount.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I misunderstood.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This has been really helpful. I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

Ride the stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Everything we say. Ignore, please.

[Josh Arnold]

When a woman breastfeeds.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Does she swap boobs? Every. Like will you go back and forth?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you have to go back and forth.

[Josh Arnold]

You do? Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I keep it short, you know, Unless you're on the left or the right.

[Chick McGee]

Incredibly simple. Selfish and self centered.

[Jessica Alzman]

Then you can't breastfeed both at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

Like what?

[Jessica Alzman]

Can you have one pumping like on the machine and then a baby?

[Christy Lee]

I guess you could. You don't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's gonna be. Someone's gonna get strangled if you do that.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you feel like livestock at some point?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Chick McGee]

You're all hooked up to the milk.

[Josh Arnold]

What if you're a woman who loves boob play and then you do that? Does it bum you out? Because normally that's like sexual and gratifying.

[Christy Lee]

Some people find it sexual and satisfying.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, some people get.

[Chick McGee]

Some people.

[Christy Lee]

Some people get turned on by drinking.

[Chick McGee]

Inadvertently drinking the milk too, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Inadvertently.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you taken lessons?

[Jessica Alzman]

I went to a class for breastfeeding. Oh, no, not for that.

[Christy Lee]

Comes in after the baby's born.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that called a lactation consultant?

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Sometimes it can take a while for the baby to latch on. Right.

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes they don't. Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what you do is you take a zip tie and put it around the baby's head and then around your back eventually and cinch it down and you know, some.

[Tom Griswold]

Done that.

[Christy Lee]

And then they give you like these nipple shields to keep your nipples from all breaking up and.

[Jessica Alzman]

Oh, fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's cracking and bleeding.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the nipple shields. I'd like to see the way they package those. Is it like a superhero nipple shields?

[Josh Arnold]

One of my favorite, favorite jokes from the Sex and the City show. Like this baby, I don't know, they're at this party or whatever and this woman's child is a little too old to be breastfeeding, but she's doing it. And justice sir Jessica Parker walks out and she goes, there's a woman in there who's breastfeeding her child who looks like it's old enough to chew steak. That line can killed me.

[Christy Lee]

Women who really enjoy breastfeeding and do do it for an extreme period of time.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, a best of luck either way. We'll keep. Keep informed.

[Christy Lee]

Don't feel pressured to do that.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we have sexy time with Ali Breen. Also coming up, we have Valentine's Day just around the corner. It's a Saturday this year. I've already warned everybody.

[Christy Lee]

14.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to get reservations for a fancy dinner, you better get them now because Valentine's Day is a coming. And who's our guy that always helps us out out with Valentine's Day, of course. It's Steven Singer from Stephen Singer Jewelers. And Stephen has the new one. It's right over there, the new rose. These are real roses dipped in 24 karat gold.

[Chick McGee]

Check that out this year.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's kind of an orangey. What do you call it? Umber.

[Christy Lee]

Changes colors just like the sunset.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. It's the sunset. The brand. That's what it's called. The sunset 24 karat gold dip rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's a Steven Singer exclusive. Every year he has a new one. There are folks out there collecting them. You can become part of that by going online to I hate stephensinger.com and peruse the inventory. As they say, lots of great stuff, including that at last bracelet. Good combination would be a bracelet dangling from that rose and a nice dinner out at a place you got a reservation for because I told you it was on a Saturday. I hate stevensinger.com for all the information, Stephen. Of course, the famous guarantees and of course free shipping. Get all the details. Once again, just go to Visit I hate stevensinger.com. lots of great gift ideas including bracelets, etc and very nice earrings, necklaces.

[Jessica Alzman]

Stephen Singer. The Wrapped in Love.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's pretty favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Very.

[Josh Arnold]

The one hanging over your huge pregnant boobs.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're so big.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I was really trying to get away from that topic because, oh boy, I had lunch with my lawyer last week. I don't need to do it again.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

As much as I enjoy talking to him, Visit I hate stephensinger.com Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Just around the corner on this show. It's the lovely Ali Breen with Sexy Time. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, chick.

[Chick McGee]

At the Silac Insurance News Center.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Indeed. There's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jessica Alsman. Hey, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom just sent me the nose blowing emoji.

[Christy Lee]

Is she sick?

[Josh Arnold]

And that's it.

[Christy Lee]

Is she sick?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of don't know what she's trying to convey.

[Chick McGee]

I think we need to get to the bottom of this, there's. Here's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you just tell her not to bother you when you're on the air? Didn't we have this discussion that apparently.

[Josh Arnold]

Had the opposite effect?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, just a nose blow. We're gonna hook up, I hope, with comedian Ali Breen. There she is.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. At least she didn't send you the eggplant emoji, Josh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Chick McGee]

Or that.

[Tom Griswold]

Peachy.

[Ali Breen]

I would have really been confused.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, my mom is so innocent.

[Tom Griswold]

She.

[Josh Arnold]

If she were, like, having eggplant parmesan or something. Something.

[Tom Griswold]

She would just send that. Yeah, well, Allie, I was telling this the other day. At one point, I had to bring my sister's two cats back from Italy, and she had named them Fluff and Puff. And my Aunt Flo literally had. We'll put it this way. Aunt Flo had. She had. She had Puff. But whenever she would come over to our house, she would go, oh, where's my little Fluffy? Referring to the cat Fluffy. Somewhat awkward. Again, totally innocent. Now, you're not in your apartment, are you?

[Ali Breen]

No, I'm at my dad's house.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my dad.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say. Yeah, I was gonna say. A lot of books there.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what are you insinuating? She doesn't read.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I can tell you you don't. You had to be introduced to books, and it hasn't happened yet, so.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I. I was gonna say. I bet they're not cookbooks. Because. Because Ali admitted Allie said she couldn't make a hot dog.

[Ali Breen]

I still believe I could. I just don't, because I never really tried to. I think I could cook if I wanted to, but that might be delusional.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're never. You're never gonna find yourself a man.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, you see that painting in the background there? I am assuming that's not a family.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Did you paint that, Ali?

[Ali Breen]

Vacation, probably in the Bahamas.

[Chick McGee]

That's lovely, Right, everybody? It's lovely.

[Josh Arnold]

Allie, is your dad a surgeon or he's some sort of medical doctor, right?

[Ali Breen]

Er, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

ER doctor, yes. Oh, he's not a drug kingpin.

[Ali Breen]

He's not that.

[Tom Griswold]

Is he watching the pit, or is that just too close to home?

[Chick McGee]

Home.

[Ali Breen]

No, he loves it. And my brother's a doctor, too, and they both love the pit. They. I think they find it pretty realistic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, A friend of mine is an ER doc, and he told me same thing. Said it's the most realistic medical show he's ever seen.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it's too realistic because I can't. It was so gross the one time I tried to watch it. I'm like, I can't.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you, Ally. I couldn't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you'll find, like most of us, that we can't watch it because Tom's watching it and we can't. We'll never hear the end the of of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I won't say anything about it except that one thing is about a nun. Okay, let's move forward here. Ali, the reason we have you on is because you're so lovely and so nice, and you are also something of a sexpert, as they say. Yes, you can reach Ali A L L I B R E E N. And we will assist Allie as we try to assist you with your love problems.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend and I just got serious after seven months and decided we weren't gonna see anyone else. His last relationship was nine years long, and I found out he and his ex still text each other occasionally. I told him if he really wants to be serious with me, he needs to block her, and he said he doesn't see any reason to be mean like that since they didn't end on bad terms. I said, it's not about being mean. It's about being respectful to me. He won't block her, and I don't know if I should push it. What do you guys think?

[Josh Arnold]

I think you're being fairly unreasonable, but I'm probably in the minority.

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't. I agree with Josh. I mean, there's probably nothing there. They're just still friends. And you. You just have ongoing conversations. It doesn't mean anything.

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah, nine years is a long time. If it's not like a bad breakup to just cut someone out and ignore.

[Chick McGee]

The convenience of casual sex with someone you trust.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, familiarity and whatnot.

[Jessica Alzman]

But I would be insecure, too. I'd be like, can you just not chat with her so much? You have to block her, but maybe don't initiate the conversation?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but you're insecure in most me situations in life, right?

[Jessica Alzman]

No, not at all.

[Josh Arnold]

You use the self checkout lane in a grocery store and feel bad that you might be putting it out.

[Jessica Alzman]

Pretty much. Sorry to bother you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, you won't believe this. I had a lady today. Boy, oh boy. She took her time.

[Tom Griswold]

Chat. GTP is my name, but blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut up, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Where are you at on this one?

[Tom Griswold]

I think it's so if it's something nine years ago and you're friends and you've got some commonality, obviously you're not. There's no romance left.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're probably friend, you know, how's your mom and dad?

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. I mean, that's a tough thing to ask.

[Christy Lee]

You get attract or attached to these people.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, aren't you still friends with all your exes?

[Josh Arnold]

The gray guy? That was one of the perfect uses.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much for answering for me.

[Josh Arnold]

You're welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the answer right. Allie Breen is our guest. If you're looking at her on screen there, you think she's about to apparently go into the shop and start cutting stuff with a circular shape.

[Ali Breen]

These really look like goggles. Exactly. I can't find my regular reading glasses. That's about to keep happening.

[Chick McGee]

Those are lovely.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, they're nice.

[Christy Lee]

You guys are so mean.

[Ali Breen]

I could do many things now.

[Jessica Alzman]

You always look great.

[Tom Griswold]

A single gal. Now we're trying to set her up.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no. She's a single gal on the make. On the make.

[Josh Arnold]

And you think she wants us as wingmen and women?

[Tom Griswold]

No, probably not. Eh?

[Ali Breen]

According to this segment. No, it would not go well.

[Tom Griswold]

I can give you a tip. Avoid comedians. But I guess you know that since you are one.

[Ali Breen]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever dated. Have you ever dated a comedian, A fellow artist?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I was in a long relationship with a comedian.

[Josh Arnold]

She was with Louis Anderson for seven years.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what killed.

[Christy Lee]

Much to the surprise of Louie Anderson.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he. He gagged a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I just can't stand it.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell's that thing? I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

Louie was the sweetest guy ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. Ali Breen. Let's get to our next letter. We haven't really done much work today.

[Ali Breen]

We are gonna kill it with this one. Dear Ally, my wife and I just had a baby and it does not look like me at all. I've waited. It's been five months and it still doesn't look like me. I want to do a paternity test without saying anything to my wife. Do I do it or wait until about a year?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you want to take this?

[Tom Griswold]

Technically, I mean, you could do it anytime.

[Chick McGee]

Don't we?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Chick McGee]

I think we all have. Some of us who've been here a long time. We knew someone who insisted on a paternity test when she had her baby. Remember this? Or the husband. Husband insisted. Remember that?

[Ali Breen]

No, like right away.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Did she say boyfriend or. I'm sorry, girlfriend or wife?

[Ali Breen]

Wife. Wife. So it sounds like he's not gonna ask her. He's gonna do it without broaching that topic.

[Josh Arnold]

Pluck a hair off the baby.

[Ali Breen]

And I think it's easy. I think you do just pluck a hair.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we all did. We all did. Whatever it was 23andMe.

[Christy Lee]

Whatever she called swab thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It was just a cheek swab.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, but if you don't trust your wife that much.

[Jessica Alzman]

I'm just saying it looks like a blob at that point.

[Christy Lee]

So. Right.

[Jessica Alzman]

It's not like having.

[Ali Breen]

I think that's his point. Like let like, do I wait until it's not just a blob? Will it eventually.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see your point. Oh, yeah.

[Jessica Alzman]

That makes five months old. It's a baby look like you.

[Christy Lee]

And sometimes babies look really like a lot like their mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Or if this were. If this were a TV show, that'd be a really good funny way to make this letter a lot more valid.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Would a guest star Kevin Hart.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry. Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Kevin's in a lot of things.

[Ali Breen]

Everything.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, everything is. Right. Give it some time, you know?

[Ali Breen]

Would you ask the wife or would you just do it?

[Christy Lee]

Does he suspect her of cheating?

[Josh Arnold]

I would just do it.

[Ali Breen]

It looks like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I would just do it because it's gonna make the guy feel a lot better when he finds out it's his kid.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because he's got a lot of anxiety. You don't wanna wait till he's seven.

[Josh Arnold]

When you bring it up. When you essentially accuse her of cheating and then the baby is yours.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. You've already blown it.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it a scientific fact that the baby looks most like the father when it's born? So they. You can have. I think so. You can be sure it's yours. I think so. I swear.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's really interesting.

[Christy Lee]

That is interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because Vikings were drowning babies that kind of didn't look like mine. Yeah, that's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

That guy's gonna be a great dad.

[Ali Breen]

I mean, this doesn't bode well for him if that's the case. If the kid doesn't look anything like him after six months, I can never.

[Jessica Alzman]

Tell who babies look like.

[Christy Lee]

Me either. And my. Even my own.

[Jessica Alzman]

I feel like this guy's cheating on his wife. And that's why he's even bringing it up.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Ali Breen]

Every accusation is a confession.

[Jessica Alzman]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, let's move on.

[Chick McGee]

When in doubt. The guy's cheating. Remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Our guest is Ali Breen, and it's a L, L, I, B, R, E, E, N. I always spell it. So you can find her on your favorite social media and you can write her a letter about what's going on in your love life. Maybe we can help you fix it. What do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I was in a two year relationship. We had a huge fight and went on a break. The break only lasted for a month and we got back together and I've been overly happy ever since. But I just found out during that break, she went on a dating site, literally, day one, and dated pretty heavily throughout it. I was still heartbroken, hoping we were going to get back together. So her behavior really bothers me. We got into a fight about it, she said we were on a break, and I called her a slut. What do I do now?

[Josh Arnold]

Wait, the last line was, what do I do now?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alzman]

Apologize or break up.

[Ali Breen]

Like, oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

But she did what she was supposed to do. You were on a break.

[Jessica Alzman]

She was trying to get over you.

[Christy Lee]

She was trying to find out if you were the one, and she went back to you.

[Chick McGee]

But everybody knows when you go on a break, it's a test break to see how you react.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Ali Breen]

There we go.

[Chick McGee]

Common sense.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So she did a lot of dating, I believe is what it said there. Heavy dating.

[Christy Lee]

And just because she went out with someone doesn't mean she slept with all these people.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you're supposed to lay at home and eat ice cream and pine.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

And want and yearn.

[Christy Lee]

Well, first thing you better do is apologize.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's over, yo.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah. She's gonna forget that. Remember, it was a slut because we broke up.

[Josh Arnold]

You're never gonna get over this because you're.

[Ali Breen]

No, I know. And she's not gonna get over that. That's a rough one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it? Don't some women like being called sluts?

[Tom Griswold]

Those are the ones you pay. Part of the. It's. They don't know even they. They still don't like it. They just. It's part of the job description.

[Ali Breen]

But if he was honest and he was like, hey, I'm just so jealous I called you that, that would probably solve it. Like, I'm over it.

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But I don't really get the feeling that he feels like he's being jealous. He thinks she really did something wrong here.

[Ali Breen]

He's really thinking she's a slut. Yeah, that's probably true.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Valentine's Day is just around the corner, so maybe he's trying to get out of. Trying to get out of getting her a nice gift. Do a quick break, then come back.

[Ali Breen]

One way to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Allie Breen is our guest. Let's get to our next letter. Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my boyfriend moved in with me and my two kids about six months ago, and he pays half the rent. He's able to fully rent out his place since he moved in with me, so I think he should actually be paying more. I'm helping him make money as well as pay half of the rent that he would normally pay.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Lord.

[Ali Breen]

And we split everything evenly. He doesn't even pick up, like, more groceries or electricity or anything like that. Would I sound like a gold digger telling him that he owes more, or is that reasonable?

[Josh Arnold]

Gold digger?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Bitch. Yes. No, I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, this sounds like a Judge Judy scenario.

[Jessica Alzman]

Like, he's paying.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, but you got to pay, like, legal. How much you owe?

[Tom Griswold]

So he's. He's breaking even on his old place until it goes away, right?

[Christy Lee]

He's paying half. You. Yeah, but she saving money because you had to pay all that money before.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, though. Didn't he bring two kids with him?

[Christy Lee]

No, she had the two kids.

[Ali Breen]

She has the two kids.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry. I had it backwards. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alzman]

So he's covering more than his share.

[Christy Lee]

Right. You should stop.

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Lucky, right?

[Ali Breen]

Because it's one versus three. That is true. So he's.

[Tom Griswold]

I do think she should start charging him for sex, though.

[Josh Arnold]

That might.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll even. 200 bucks a pop. What's the going rate, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, around there.

[Tom Griswold]

If that's. If you know them. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Two bucks a pop.

[Josh Arnold]

200.

[Chick McGee]

200.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have time for at least one more letter. Ally, what do we got?

[Ali Breen]

I think we actually solved that one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I'm in a relationship with a guy at work that no one knows about. It's been a while, over two years. And we haven't talked about being serious, but it feels like it's serious. There's a very cute girl at work who's been in an unhappy marriage that he's been flirty with, and they started going out to lunch together alone. The other day, I flipped out about it. He said he's allowed to be friends with women, and I said that it was hurting my feelings, so that should make him not want to be friends with her. And he said, well, then we should probably just end the relationship. I don't know. It's over because I don't want to lose him.

[Christy Lee]

No, it's over.

[Josh Arnold]

This isn't really on you.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

He's just. He's. He's ready to move on. Yeah. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, ma'. Am.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Look at the people next to you move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I wonder if they weren't telling because it's not allowed in the workplace. Or he just wasn't gonna tell. That's two very different things.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. If he's not gonna tell just because he doesn't want to tell, that's no Aussie.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm surprised you haven't said. Well, then what she should do is rat on their relationship.

[Jessica Alzman]

Well, I was wondering.

[Tom Griswold]

She gets fired.

[Jessica Alzman]

I was wondering if he was like, a manager, something. So it's like, you know, poo pooed on.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Jessica Alzman]

And now he's hitting on someone else. Call hr.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this one's over.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, we got time for one more. Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I have a single friend who just moved about 15 minutes away from my husband and I, and it's been really fun to hang out with. She just started hanging out with both of us, and she's been dating online as if it's her job and talks about how she just needs to have crazy, insane sex right now. That was fine when it was girl talk, but now in front of my husband, it's making me feel like a dowdy housewife. What do I do? Tell her to stop talking that way in front of my husband or stop inviting her to hang out with both of us? And how do I stop my husband from wanting me to be more slutty than I am now?

[Josh Arnold]

Is that even a thing or are you just imagining that that's what he wants now?

[Ali Breen]

He might have a weird ending.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's what he wants? Josh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get real here.

[Ali Breen]

Like, why don't you act more like your friend? Yeah, probably.

[Jessica Alzman]

She's clearly wanting attention. I feel like if she's going to talk like that in front of your husband constantly.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's just.

[Jessica Alzman]

That's exaggerating.

[Tom Griswold]

That's her personality. That's fun.

[Christy Lee]

That's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

For her.

[Christy Lee]

That's where she's.

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah, tell your husband to get some friends. Why is he hanging out with you guys all the time?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think it's okay that she hangs out there. Maybe if it's really bothering this lady, just sits. Ask her to, hey, tone down the chat about. About your affairs of you're running around out there.

[Jessica Alzman]

It's then that girl. You're just jealous of me and who I am jealous of? Your husband wants me now. Probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Pick up. Pick up your own game.

[Josh Arnold]

You notice when you invite her for.

[Christy Lee]

A three way.

[Josh Arnold]

When you start talking. My husband has to put a decorative pillow over his lap. Maybe we can talk about other things.

[Tom Griswold]

Things? Please.

[Chick McGee]

Crazy, wild sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thanks very much, Al. Are you going to be back in New York for the weekend?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I'll be back in New York for the weekend. I'm going to be in Long island on Saturday and Sheba Speakeasy Friday, I think Sunday at the Strip.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, Ali, it's always a great pleasure. Say hi to the doctors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I will. For sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thanks very much.

[Christy Lee]

Bye, Ally.

[Ali Breen]

Thanks, guys. Bye.

[Chick McGee]

Right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Now it's time to talk to Mr. McGee.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we are going to talk about swearing. Is it okay to let your kids curse?

[Tom Griswold]

F and A, I mean, we'll find out. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Tom Griswold]

It's out there.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Jessica Alzman.

[Jessica Alzman]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Begee at the Prize Picks Sports desk.

[Josh Arnold]

What was Tom doing that just made.

[Christy Lee]

Yawning.

[Chick McGee]

Big old yawn.

[Tom Griswold]

I have not caught up with the football game.

[Frank Caliendo]

Came.

[Pat Godwin]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Really threw me off.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

Monday night. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You stayed up and watched the whole thing?

[Tom Griswold]

I tried. It was kind of in and out.

[Josh Arnold]

The TV was danger.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Number one porn star, you said. Hey, there's my baby.

[Tom Griswold]

Bella, I. I'm not familiar with lover.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Bella, you're fooling no one. Okay, I. I do not know my porn stars.

[Christy Lee]

And she has an asset that. He's definitely not interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to just motorboat that butt.

[Chick McGee]

He's. He likes asses the size of house cats.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, this is a reference to a. During the game Monday evening, this porno star was featured, apparently in a cutaway. They. She was in the audience. She's actually a student at University of Miami. University of Miami.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Tom Griswold]

But she is a former. I guess you. You describe her as a star in the world of pornography. Pornography.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she was, like. She was really popular.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. Josh had this. The cameraman knew who she was.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Jessica Alzman]

Did they put a lower third under her and identifier, or was it.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

But they were on her a long time.

[Josh Arnold]

Oscar was telling me that even Shannon Sharp recognized her.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, geez. Apparently. But then, in retrospect, I did a little bit of homework. She is well known for being a student there and shows up at all the games at the University of Miami.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's cool.

[Tom Griswold]

And it says, once again, she is a former porn star. Do you notice that there. It's always porn star. There's no, like, character actor, porno people. You know what I'm saying?

[Christy Lee]

Best supporting actor. I guess they do have background character.

[Tom Griswold]

But you know what I'm saying. How about the journeyman porno guy? They always identify them as porn stars.

[Christy Lee]

Stars. Well, they're all stars in their own arm. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess, but you know what I'm saying.

[Chick McGee]

I think I've seen porn actor. Adult cinema actor.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They. That. You have seen that. Yeah, yeah. Not star or Performer. They use a lot, too.

[Christy Lee]

I like that. Performer.

[Tom Griswold]

I see, I see. Well, we need to get over there where Christy Lee is sitting at the Silenc insurance news desk. What's going on over there?

[Christy Lee]

A new research suggests that swearing might be good for you. Dr. Richard Stevens said his colleagues investigated the psychological mechanism behind this phenomenon.

[Josh Arnold]

But he doesn't go by Dick.

[Christy Lee]

No, Richard.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, if swearing were so good for us, wouldn't he say, I'm Dr. Dick.

[Chick McGee]

Dick Stevens. That's a great business thing.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

Dr. Stevens found cursing appears to put people in a disinhibited state of mind, not uninhibited, which allows them to throw off social constraint and push harder in difficult situations. Disinhib.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

He said swearing is.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure that's correct.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know either.

[Christy Lee]

I read a quote. He said swearing is literally a calorie neutral, drug free, low cost, readily available tool at our disposal for when we need a boost in performance.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's disinterested, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I read about this. There's a lot more to this study and it really is scientific. Yeah, they would. They gave people various options. They could say the actual curse words that another. Then another group would say shoot.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Or darn or frig or whatever. And the people that use the actual curse words in the context of what was happening had the better results, better performance.

[Jessica Alzman]

Like an adrenaline boost. Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe be.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What's your go to curse word?

[Jessica Alzman]

F Bomb.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Jessica Alzman]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm a sailor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The gd. The GD is mine. I just did it last night as a matter.

[Christy Lee]

No, that's the worst one.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's very effective. Josh, you have a good.

[Josh Arnold]

I really enjoy anything with S. You know, horse S or S head.

[Jessica Alzman]

However you.

[Josh Arnold]

I love. I love hearing all those.

[Chick McGee]

This whole thing is horse S. Now.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing is, if you had kids, would you allow them to swear?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I wouldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the next story.

[Josh Arnold]

I have a ton of friends who let their kids do this.

[Christy Lee]

A recent poll shows how parents feel about their children swearing. According to C.S. mott Children's Hospital National Poll on Children's Health, 50% of parents say it's never okay for their child to swear, whereas 35% said it depends on the situation.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't want him doing it. Am I. Am I a hypocrite?

[Christy Lee]

No, you're, I think. Right. One in four parents admit that their child swears at least occasionally, with the rate jumping to about 35% among teenagers, it's huge.

[Tom Griswold]

5% for little kids, when it happens, it's very hard not to start laughing.

[Josh Arnold]

Little kids, right.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want it to happen.

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I don't. I remember. Well, Pat, you and your son and.

[Tom Griswold]

I went to lunch.

[Pat Godwin]

He's very colorful.

[Josh Arnold]

And he dropped and I want to say he was 12 and he dropped an F bomb and too old. And I looked at Godwin expecting to see a man with a backhand about to loading up. And you seemed, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Unaffected.

[Christy Lee]

You don't you allow him to swear?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he swears he knows what not to say around certain people. And I let him talk.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what he got. Like, for example, I only let my little girls use the C word around Aunt Jane because she's, she lives in England. And it's much less, yeah, that is much less potent than it is here in the USA.

[Jessica Alzman]

That's always a good one to drop.

[Christy Lee]

60% say parents are to blame for their children swearing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, well, if I had dropped an F bomb at like, oh my God, the dinner table.

[Christy Lee]

I remember, I remember the first time.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't would have been over.

[Chick McGee]

I would have woken up in the corner.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we'll pick up on this tomorrow. This is very exciting. It is FNA. Is there a radio station? WFNA? Can you imagine their jingles?

[Chick McGee]

I think of Dallas Fort Worth is FAA.

[Tom Griswold]

I think like FNA. We rock FNA. Okay, these are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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