The BOB & TOM Show - January 22, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The BOB & TOM Show – January 22, 2025

Hosted by The BOB & TOM Show | Cumulus Podcast Network

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1. Superhero Parody: "Shirtless Girl"

[00:58 – 04:04]

The show kicks off with a comedic skit introducing "Shirtless Girl," a parody superhero who battles villains in Metropolis. Tom Griswold and Christy Lee humorously depict her origins and superpowers, highlighting her unconventional approach to fighting crime.

• Notable Quote:
  • Tom Griswold [01:52]: "My God, I'm huge. I must dedicate these to fighting evil."

2. Personal Anecdotes and Health Updates

[04:21 – 12:14]

Tom shares his recent abdominal surgery experience, discussing the challenges of recovery and the impact of post-operative dreams. Christy Lee reminisces about her own surgery, adding humor to the conversation about medical procedures and recovery.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Tom Griswold [06:22]: "I've got these. I had the surgery as you know, in my belly area."
  • Christy Lee [07:14]: "I was in a bed in a ski chalet. I had that all down."

3. Upcoming Shows and Promotions

[09:06 – 16:11]

The hosts announce upcoming live shows and special events, including a live version of the show at the Riverside Casino and Resort Event Center on February 21st. They also promote Josh Arnold’s new album "Hotel Pool" set to release on March 7th and a special comedy show in Provo, Utah, on February 8th.

• Notable Quote:
  • Tom Griswold [09:47]: "What’s the new album gonna be called? It's called Hotel Pool."

4. Listener Letters and Relationship Advice

[85:37 – 152:50]

Christy Lee introduces the segment where listeners send in letters seeking relationship advice. Several letters are discussed, providing humorous and thoughtful responses from the hosts.

• Notable Quotes:
  • Josh Arnold [146:08]: "You deserve better."
  • Chick McGee [152:31]: "You remember telling everyone your birthday about 25 times a day."

5. News Headlines and Funny Stories

[11:03 – 84:42]

The show covers a variety of news stories with a comedic twist, including:

• Monk Never Seeing a Woman:

  • A Greek Orthodox monk named Michael Tolatos, born in 1856, never saw a woman during his lifetime due to monastic rules.

• Meteorite Hits Driveway:

  • A meteorite struck Joe Validum's home in Marshfield, captured on his security camera.
  • Quote:
    • Christy Lee [23:30]: "20 kilometers a second. Or somewhere around 40,000 miles an hour."

• Monkey Attack at Starbucks:

  • A pet monkey jumped into a Starbucks drive-thru, attacking an employee.

• Oldest Choir Breaks Record:

  • A UK choir named "Prime Timers" with an average age of 94 breaks Guinness World Records.

• Notable Quote:

  • Chick McGee [123:05]: "He really has no memory of anything they said."

6. Promotions and Advertisements

[00:00 – 16:11, 35:13 – 35:37]

The podcast includes several promotional segments:

• Progressive Insurance Ads:

  • Encouraging listeners to switch insurance for potential savings.

• Steven Singer Jewelers:

  • Promoting exclusive Valentine's Day roses dipped in 24-karat gold.

• Prize Picks:

  • Promoting a daily fantasy sports app with a special offer using the code "TOM."

• Shopify:

  • Advertising Shopify’s commerce platform for businesses.

• BetterHelp:

  • Promoting online therapy services with a discount code.

• Notable Quote:

  • Tom Griswold [14:18]: "You don’t have to drive across town to speak to a therapist."

7. Sporting News and Hall of Fame Highlights

[18:07 – 54:14]

The hosts discuss Major League Baseball Hall of Fame inductions, highlighting players like Ichiro Suzuki, CC Sabathia, and Billy Wagner. They also touch upon other sports topics, including the introduction of Utah's new NHL team and updates on NFL coaching changes.

• Notable Quote:
  • Christy Lee [19:12]: "Ichiro was one vote shy of unanimous 393 of 394 votes."

8. Environmental and Unusual Weather Events

[22:10 – 86:53]

The show covers unusual weather patterns, such as rare snowstorms in Florida and Texas, and humorous takes on environmental mishaps like brown snow caused by paper mill malfunctions in Maine.

• Notable Quote:
  • Tom Griswold [24:22]: "There’s a hole in Isaiah."

9. Comedy Segments and Improv

[47:52 – 144:51]

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in various comedy segments, including improvisational jokes, humorous interactions with guest comedians like Ali Breen, and lighthearted banter about everyday mishaps and absurd scenarios.

• Notable Quote:
  • Josh Arnold [56:51]: "I'm running a drive through."

10. Technology and Future Trends

[24:07 – 93:00]

Discussions about futuristic technologies such as cryogenic freezing, virtual reality in sports, and advancements in home security systems.

• Notable Quote:
  • Christy Lee [25:24]: "How would you like eternal life? Think about that."

11. Audience Engagement and Contests

[85:37 – 163:06]

Listeners are encouraged to participate in contests, such as winning limited-edition Ohio State Buckeyes footballs by texting specific codes. The hosts also interact with listeners through social media and live feedback during the show.

• Notable Quote:
  • Tom Griswold [162:43]: "Now, if you are a big Ohio State fan, you can win one."

12. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Segments

[163:06 – End]

The episode wraps up with previews of upcoming stories, including more on the doppelganger murder case, a barista attacked by a monkey, and a fisherman fending off a shark. The hosts tease the next episode's content, ensuring listeners stay tuned for more humor and engaging discussions.

• Notable Quote:
  • Chick McGee [168:42]: "A man who never went to a wedding is a Greek Orthodox monk who is said to be the oldest man to have never seen a woman."

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Key Takeaways:

• Humor and Satire: The show effectively uses humor to discuss everyday topics, personal anecdotes, and exaggerated fictional scenarios.
• Engaging Content: A mix of real news, listener interactions, and promotional segments keeps the content diverse and engaging.
• Audience Interaction: Active engagement with listeners through letters, contests, and social media enhances the show's interactive appeal.
• Comedic Skits: Parodies and skits, such as the "Shirtless Girl" superhero, add a creative and entertaining layer to the podcast.

For those who haven't listened, this episode offers a blend of comedy, relatable personal stories, amusing news headlines, and interactive segments that embody the signature style of The BOB & TOM Show.

Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

It's the Bob and Tom show, new this season on the Bob and Tom Television Network.

[Tom Griswold]

Look up in the sky.

[Christy Lee]

It's a bird, It's a plane it's the biggest set of jugs I've ever seen. It's Shirtless Girl Posing as a topless dancer? Showing off her pecs? No one knows her secret Til she takes off her specs She's Shirtless Girl Shirtless Girl? With her special powers she gives the bad guys fits she don't use no.

[Josh Arnold]

Gun stops them with her She's Shirtless Girl?

[Tom Griswold]

Shirtless Girl?

[Christy Lee]

Working in the chemistry lab one day, sophomore year, nothing seemed amiss. But that night, an amazing transformation took place. And the next morning, young Debbie Yabo woke to find.

[Chick McGee]

My God, I'm huge.

[Tom Griswold]

I must dedicate these to fighting evil.

[Christy Lee]

Little did Debbie know that years before, on the planet Lactoid, a planet whose gravity was causing it to sag dangerously toward the sun, her father, Major Yabo, and mother Teton sent their infant daughter Areola, rocketing through the Milky Way to Earth, knowing one day she'd become Shirtless Girl, keeping the city of Metopolis safe. Okay, nobody move.

[Tom Griswold]

Hand over all the money.

[Christy Lee]

It's Shirtless Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Not so fast, bad guy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Like some dame is going to get.

[Tom Griswold]

A load of these.

[Christy Lee]

Huh? Oh, I can't run away. Hell, I can't even walk. Thanks, Shirtless Girl.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome, citizens. Don't touch those.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Along with her fellow superheroines, Wonder Bra Woman, Bikini, Spider Woman, the Flash and the green horny Shirtless Girl formed the legion of Super Hooters.

[Chick McGee]

Look.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the tat signal.

[Chick McGee]

Some boob must need help. I better call my teenage bosom buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

A cup and head to the wet cave. I know. I'll use the hooter scooter.

[Christy Lee]

And once again, Surface Girl, you've kept Metopolis safe and warm and snug and soft bouncy. Once again, defeating your archenemy, the Jiggler. We are grateful. Thanks, Shirtless Girl.

[Chick McGee]

Yay.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome, citizens. Don't touch those. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Come again next week for another titillating adventure of shirtless girl.

[Chick McGee]

I'm shirtless girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Shirtless girl.

[Christy Lee]

Shirtless girl. Only on the Bob and Tom television network. Hey, good morning. She's half naked. It's shirtless girl. Shirtless girl.

[Josh Arnold]

Only in the badminton. I always love that guy.

[Christy Lee]

I love that guy. He's great.

[Tom Griswold]

There you meet her evil twin. Bottomless girl. Are trying to be the whistler.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think I'm speaking out of turn, but Christie's always said she'd ra be bottomless than topless.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

See, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

No contest.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

I love it when we talk about stuff we've talked about a couple times. Yeah. And he's like, what? Who are you two people? Yeah, she's always said that. You don't remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

No. That's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I have good looking boobs, but I just don't like people to see them, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Bottomless would be.

[Christy Lee]

What is that movie Shortcuts where she's. What's her face is walking around with no pants on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah. Is it Jennifer? Jason Lee? I can't remember who it is. It's one of the girl. Oh, Julianne Moore.

[Christy Lee]

Julianne Moore.

[Chick McGee]

Now is that a good look for people? Do guys like it?

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it can be sexy.

[Christy Lee]

It's kind of like a Q tip. Laying on a two by four with Julianne Moore.

[Chick McGee]

But still. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. I. I shouldn't have taken my pain meds. I'm not following any of this. Special hello to Max.

[Chick McGee]

Who's Max?

[Tom Griswold]

My Uber driver this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

I was wondering who that was.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw the car.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can't. I'm not allowed to drive for how.

[Christy Lee]

But how cool is it someone comes to your house.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Picks you up. You can be like Joan Crawford, sit in the back seat and autograph your photos while you're driving.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't you have that every day, man?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but no, it's fun. I sat in the front, learned it. Learned about Max, sat in the front.

[Chick McGee]

With the Uber guys.

[Christy Lee]

This is. No, no. You're broaching etiquette.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't want that you ask first.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I say. Mind if I sit in front? I don't like sitting in the back.

[Christy Lee]

And you know that. That's exactly what Max said.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, for one thing, I.

[Chick McGee]

No, he didn't say that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got these. I had the surgery as you know, in my belly area. So I had nervous Getting in and out's a little bit difficult, so I wanted to. It's a little easier to get in the front.

[Chick McGee]

Most people, after they have surgery, stay in bed.

[Tom Griswold]

I. That's. That's pointless. I was in agony all night. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Why do you think you were in agony? Because you. You got up and came to work the next day when you shouldn't have.

[Tom Griswold]

Or.

[Christy Lee]

Or you're here now when you shouldn't be.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm doing fine now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Other than the agony part, I'm okay. And you didn't sleep last night? Is any of this.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a weird dream, but it's okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, those post op dreams.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was very odd.

[Christy Lee]

The last time I got my gallbladder taken out, I couldn't keep up the payments. They had to come get it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And I dreamed when I was waking up, I was certain I was in a ski chalet in early 40s Germany. I don't know why. That it was all there and I. I will never forget it. I was certain I was in a ski shell.

[Chick McGee]

That is so.

[Tom Griswold]

I would watch that movie during World War II.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to say 41, 42. I was. I was there. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Because they had all the propaganda around and the swastikas.

[Tom Griswold]

But you were skiing.

[Josh Arnold]

What side were you on? What?

[Christy Lee]

What? I don't know. I was in a bed in a ski chalet. I had that all down.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there a Frau Line there with you?

[Christy Lee]

No. No.

[Tom Griswold]

That's no good.

[Josh Arnold]

Just interesting.

[Christy Lee]

A doctor helping me.

[Josh Arnold]

Could have been a past life, memories and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Could have been. We know. I've always. My past life has always been. I was part of the Russian space program.

[Tom Griswold]

You could be Mendel. You could be Mengele.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I was at Star City for seven years. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you make it to the moon?

[Christy Lee]

I was very. Well, that's.

[Chick McGee]

Or did you die on the way to the moon?

[Christy Lee]

I died in the moon.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yuri Gagarin, a buddy of yours.

[Christy Lee]

That. That scene in the Right Stuff where they go Star City and the rocket takes off and it's called Sputnik. That's. I get a weird feeling every time I see that. That scene, it's like. It's troubling. Yeah. So I'm sure I was killed in the Russian space program.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I think I was a double agent for the Americas. That's what I think one would hope. I hope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. Can you switch sides and past lives?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd be in the bad guy team, ask Klaus Fuchs. Ah. Okay. Very good.

[Josh Arnold]

I switched sides of my dreams. If Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is chasing me.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I will turn around and say, hey, hey, hey. I can bring you victims. I've done that like 10 times in my life.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

You want me on your side?

[Christy Lee]

I'm on your side, buddy. Think how much easier it would be. You wouldn't have to chase people down.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know what it says about me as a person.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of like a sales rep, I don't think. I think you will Look. You look after number one. Hell yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, good. Now let's see where, where we. Oh, I know. This is the Bombington program. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Check that box off. Patty G. Now, we've given you Friday off because you're going to be doing some driving.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Eight hours, apparently.

[Tom Griswold]

Because you've got that special show coming up in Wisconsin. Rothschild, Rothschild, Wisconsin. Banter, no E. Banter. No E B A N T R for a special Friday night show. That'll be cool. Yeah. And you're getting ready for your big show. Coming up to record your new special. This is very exciting. You'll be in Provo, Utah. What's the date ON that one?

[Josh Arnold]

February 8th. And the new album comes out March 7th. We just got a release date last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What's the new album gonna be called?

[Josh Arnold]

It's called Hotel Pool.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

Thirteen songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good. Well, we'll certainly look forward to both those things. Also, another big gig coming out involved involves pretty much all of us. A live version of this show will be emerging and hitting the airwaves from the Riverside Casino and Resort Event center beginning at 5am local time. Coming up Friday, February 21st. [e-mail] Special comedy show that night, by the way. Same location. We'll give you the all the details on that and then the official shoe into the week picks coming up this week.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, they are up on the Instagram right now. The chick McGee. But yeah, we can do it tomorrow. We can do it today. Whenever you want. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll make it official.

[Christy Lee]

I can do, boss.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I'm also coming up today a little bit of a sexy time with Ali Breen.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that really sounds. Well, that's weak and distant. You need to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I had a tube down my throat during the surgery, so my, my voice is a little.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's got to be a familiar feeling for you, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, yes. When I'm not here. I'm at the bus station.

[Christy Lee]

Put it down there. Give it to me. Artie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unbelievable. We've already. What's coming up in the news, Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have a monk who died without ever seeing a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

You imagine, you know, after being married three times. I don't see the any negative to that story at all.

[Josh Arnold]

Not being with a woman, seeing a woman.

[Tom Griswold]

I saw this story. It's very interesting. They feel, they think he never actually set his sight of a woman ever.

[Christy Lee]

Never. Never saw one.

[Tom Griswold]

Nope.

[Christy Lee]

Never. Never said to one of his monk buddies, hey, who's that good looking monk over there? No, no, no, no, no. That's a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, what?

[Christy Lee]

That never happened.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy lived on a mountaintop in the 1800s.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if it was on purpose.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we'll find out.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like it was.

[Josh Arnold]

He had to come over out of his mother.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, actually that's very good. And sadly, she did.

[Christy Lee]

Her eyes kind of goo shut sometimes, Ace. Not all the time, but sometimes. In your. Your quest to be right, you sound real stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

So when that happens, let me know.

[Christy Lee]

I will.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, technically, I suppose. Technically you're right. But as an adult, or even as a kid, he never saw a woman.

[Josh Arnold]

So I don't think a baby sees its mom when it comes out of the.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but is it possible he saw a woman and didn't know that was a woman and just thought it was a.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because the place, the place where he was, there were no women allowed.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out the story.

[Chick McGee]

We have sharks. We have gators. We have monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

We have sharks also.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we have sharks in the news too. Well, I was trying to glass over that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, okay. It's all happening and coming up. And we also have some sporting news, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Major League Baseball hall of Fame members announced.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, who'd you vote for?

[Christy Lee]

I did not vote then. You know that. And yeah, that was hurtful. See, now you got him laughing at me.

[Tom Griswold]

Now I will also tell you hurtful coming up. Of course, it's Valentine's Day. How far away is Valentine's Day, Chris?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's the 14th of February and it's the 22nd, so three weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

This year it's on the 14th. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. What day of the week is it?

[Chick McGee]

Let me look. I don't know. She gave you a dirty look.

[Tom Griswold]

What's important to know?

[Chick McGee]

It's a Friday night.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, big night. Make your reservations.

[Chick McGee]

Yep. Better have a dinner reservation.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, you know what? You tell Her.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate that night.

[Christy Lee]

Get over here. Get on your knees. Let's go. It's Valentine's Day. That's what you tell her you got to be for. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, good luck.

[Josh Arnold]

It ain't gonna Valentine's itself.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Christy Lee]

Roof over your head.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Oh, fun.

[Tom Griswold]

We will have the Stephen Singer Singers here as well. Certainly looking forward to that. I've got a little quiz for Mr. Singer. That's right. We're not gonna just let him in here. Gotta earn your way in here, buddy.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

I hate Stephensinger.com is the place to check out these roses. And this is the first time in 44 years he'd had this particular color combination is happening. Don't forget about the at last bracelet. That's my personal favorite. And Christie's as well. Beautiful diamond bracelet. And it's quite a good value. Always the best prices at Steven Singer Jewelers. Check them [e-mail]. did I mention the famous guarantee? And of course, free shipping. Check it all out. I hate stevensinger.com. remember, Valentine's Day is approximately three weeks away. Fellas, don't blow this. I can. You can pull over right now. Get this done. You will thank me.

[Christy Lee]

And ladies, you better blow this.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate the very helpful. I would appreciate letters. Dear Tom, thank you for saving my ass. You did it at Christmas time. You're doing it again. That said, just send us the emails, please. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Josh Arnold]

Foreign.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Josh Arnold]

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[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. Hey, Jake, Pat Godwin. Hey, how many guitar picks you got?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I carry a lot.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my good. You're gonna throw them. You throw them to the crowd.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that'd be I. I hope classic.

[Christy Lee]

I hope I catch one. There's Josh Arnold, the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. Hello, there's Ace Cosby. That joke of the day right around the corner.

[Tom Griswold]

Or do an early edition.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Chick McGee. Whatever you say, boss. And here's Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll tell you what, why don't we do an early early edition with Ace?

[Christy Lee]

Cos I dare you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wouldn't that be nice? We've never done one.

[Christy Lee]

This double dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, here we go. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of sad. This week I lost my pet mouse, Elvis. Oh, sorry to hear it. He was called in the trap. Oh, no. And he couldn't get out.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to go to the tape.

[Christy Lee]

If you. If you could see the visual presentation.

[Tom Griswold]

I was, I. Elvis did this. I had surgery and my abdomen hurts when I laugh. That actually hurts.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of liked it.

[Chick McGee]

Ace's joke of the day, brought to you by Sleep number Sleep better together. Save now on a sleep number Smart bed only at a sleep number store or sleepnumber.com.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much, Ace. Thank you very much, Christy Lee. Coming up, a bunch of really weird news today. Some interesting stuff. Did you see the doppelganger story? I don't want to give too much away, but that's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

That is an odd phenomenon.

[Tom Griswold]

And this, when you hear this one, if this isn't the plot of a movie, it's a big I won't give it them away. But at the beginning it's a woman who finds her doppelganger on purpose once goes out looking for it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On social media.

[Christy Lee]

And did they follow our guidelines on being a doppelganger? Do you remember what it is?

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

That you pick someone that's quasi famous, kind of a fuzzy like England Dan and John Ford Coley. You go ahead and be John Ford Coley. Because nobody's really sure what that's.

[Tom Griswold]

If you want to impersonate someone, oh.

[Chick McGee]

This person wanted to look just like them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's a forced doppelganger situation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, it's like Liberace.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you'll see. There's a lot to it. It's very complicated, but it's fun. But we begin usually at this point with a couple quick sports headlines, then a couple stories from yesterday we might want to review and get a song out of Mr. Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

If I follow the way you've drifted, I'm going to do this. Ichiro Suzuki became the first Japanese baseball player chosen for the hall of Fame. Now, get a load of this, you guys. Everybody here knows who Ichiro was. Known by one Seattle Mariners, unbelievable career comes up for the hall of Fame. If you had a vote, Tom, would you vote for him?

[Tom Griswold]

I would vote for a Honda.

[Josh Arnold]

Suzuki.

[Tom Griswold]

Suzuki.

[Christy Lee]

What am I trying to do?

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Having a conversation. Josh, you love baseball. Wouldn't you vote for each year first ballot?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

He was one vote shy of unanimous 393 of 394 votes. That means one cranky baseball writer.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

No, I'm not voting for that. Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe his pop was in the march. You know, some people just. Some people just can't forgive.

[Christy Lee]

Some people hold on to it, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just saying.

[Josh Arnold]

Not in my life.

[Christy Lee]

Not as long as there's breath in my body, you know, what is it? Holding a grudge? It's like holding a piece of coal and burning the person you got a grudge against. Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Also going in CC Sabathia. Also see.

[Josh Arnold]

In the hall of Fame.

[Christy Lee]

And Billy Wags, Billy Wagner. So congratulations.

[Josh Arnold]

All those make sense.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right. Also going in, Dave Parker, the Cobra.

[Chick McGee]

Parker.

[Christy Lee]

Dave Parker, the Cobra. And also Dick Allen, my absolute favorite baseball player. When I was a kid, he was.

[Josh Arnold]

In the Naked Gun.

[Christy Lee]

He was Richie Allen, and then he was Dick Allen. Yeah, good old Dick Allen.

[Tom Griswold]

And he made a big deal about. He would say, call me Dick all the time.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? I'm not sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And he would play for. When he played first base, he would ride Fu in the dirt so the crowd could see. Tell me that's not a man's man. And he'd smoke in the dugout. Remember that?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, man. That was a different time, man.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, man, he was a badass. That's Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

We've got a bunch of big shows coming up for you. We talked about that earlier. And the first one Is coming up this Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

In Rothschild, Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

All the way up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. It'll be fun, uh, to go see Pat. And, uh, perhaps we could get a song out of you early today. Sure. We had a couple new stories yesterday of interest, including the one about the. The doorbell cam. Oh, yeah, that captured a meteorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Forgot to do our meteorite update.

[Christy Lee]

We did.

[Josh Arnold]

We were having so much fun, I didn't want to slow it down.

[Christy Lee]

And we were all looking forward to it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the doorbell cams are. They're catching some pretty cool stuff. Interestingly enough, I dusted one the other day where it was two kids walking into a house and about three feet of snow falls off the roof and falls on the second kid. And the first kid, instead of saying, are you okay? Howling with laughter. Nothing is funnier. Or the doorbell cam getting the crooks. You know, it sees him doing the porch pirate thing.

[Chick McGee]

This time it was a meteorite captured in Canada. They think it's the first video of a meteorite actually striking the space rock smashed into the front walkway of Joe Validum's home in Marshfield last July. His home security camera caught both audio and video of the crash landing.

[Christy Lee]

Oddly enough, there was some velladium found in the meteorite. Wow. Isn't that interesting?

[Tom Griswold]

And you have a tribute to.

[Josh Arnold]

Get up in the morning, have a little breakfast. Check the ring camera video a meteorite. Or this could go viral. Become a TikTok sensation. Dance around the ashes to post Malone a video of a meteorite. Oh, baroop, baroop. I'm at a steakhouse, but I'm a vegan now. But I have quite the appetite. Ah, screw it. I'm a ha. Meat eater. A meat eater, yes, I'm a meat eater tonight. Okay, you got caught in a trap.

[Christy Lee]

Let's all. Let's all learn something. Would you like to guess how fast a meteor is traveling when it hits the earth?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I would like to know.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Well, 20 kilometers a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Geez.

[Christy Lee]

Or somewhere around 40,000 miles an hour.

[Chick McGee]

That would have gone right through the guy. If he been standing there, it would.

[Christy Lee]

Have been through him in the ground, covered up. And he would look down and go.

[Tom Griswold]

There'S a hole in Isaiah. Didn't he say he had just been standing there?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He would have walked into the kitchen, gotten himself a drink. His wife. Honey, what's on your shirt?

[Christy Lee]

And cartoon like. Would come out of his belly. Hey, you got a hole in your belly that just falls down and in your back too.

[Tom Griswold]

And it would have Been on camera, man. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Actually, you wonder if you're hit by with something that's going that quickly, if it would throw you. Oh, yeah, it would. Or would you think it would go right through?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it'll go right through.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It wouldn't knock you down.

[Christy Lee]

40,000.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it would knock you down.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I guess not. I guess bullets, well, no, bullets will knock you down.

[Christy Lee]

Bullets knock you back. Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think he would have been talking to the press. Oh, here's this quote. He goes, I probably would have been standing right there. So it probably would have ripped me in half.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, so he's okay, though. So there you go now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he wasn't standing there and hit his walkway.

[Tom Griswold]

The other cool story yesterday, late in the show, was the one about a new, supposedly a new way of freezing people on purpose. And it's not clear how this is going to work, but it's called time shift. The company claims they have a groundbreaking process for freezing the human body to overcome the limitations of, I'm quoting here, traditional cryopreservation methods.

[Christy Lee]

How would you like to be a salesman for that company?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, if you can sell that, let.

[Christy Lee]

Me show you something. This might mean something to you. It might not. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

How would you like to live past it? How would you like eternal life? Think about that.

[Tom Griswold]

The notion is that they'll freeze you and wake you up when whatever you have that ails you can be cured.

[Chick McGee]

Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, they haven't been able to do this to even a mouse.

[Chick McGee]

You're kind of in a limbo state. Right. You're not like when you traveled. We've all seen the movies. When you travel to deep space, they have to put you in one of those, you know, states.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but you're gonna age if your body is in like a coma. And this says they're freezing you completely. But it also says the system would use AI to let your digital avatar communicate with loved ones during so called cryostasis.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

But what you guys were telling me, that just means it's fake.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's just they take your voice.

[Christy Lee]

Recreation, it's a cartoon of you, basically.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not like they're communicating with the brain that's active.

[Tom Griswold]

Like you go, hey, how's it going in there? And you go, thaw me out now.

[Josh Arnold]

It'S freezing in here.

[Christy Lee]

The thing I keep thinking is, have you ever heard of I I never did this, but put flies in the freezer and almost freeze them and then get them out and super glue like a thread to their back. And then when they're flying around, you got. Yeah, the thread.

[Josh Arnold]

Midnight in the garden. A good and evil guy did that.

[Tom Griswold]

But they.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

They're only put in a. Yeah, a state. They're not completely. You can't put one in a freezer and a year later take it out and.

[Christy Lee]

Right. You just put them in there. Slow them down, I guess. Yeah. Weird.

[Tom Griswold]

But this company claims they're a few years away from having this working. It says a functional prototype could be ready within five to eight years. Well, you think the CEO of this company is going to be the guy that volunteers?

[Chick McGee]

No, he.

[Tom Griswold]

Freeze me for a year, make sure you wake me up in time for Christmas.

[Chick McGee]

That would be a selling point if the CEO does that.

[Tom Griswold]

But then you've got to think about. Okay, what's the. What's the HOA fee for this? They put you to sleep.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what's it gonna be like? Yeah. The maintenance of your body while you're.

[Tom Griswold]

500 bucks a month for the storage.

[Christy Lee]

Try probably a day or something, I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what if they have a power outage?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is for rich weirdos.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, this is. These are for the eccentric millionaires.

[Tom Griswold]

But again, they can't prove that it's gonna work.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, but what they could say is, hey, by the time we have a cure for cancer, we're also gonna have a cure for being frozen for 25.

[Christy Lee]

This might be my calling, because I hear Josh saying it's eccentric. We. It's for the man of tomorrow. This is for.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, my other question.

[Josh Arnold]

Brave enough to be that man?

[Christy Lee]

Are you brave enough now?

[Tom Griswold]

My other question is this. Do you have to die of natural causes and then they freeze you?

[Josh Arnold]

No. You know, you don't die. Yeah. You don't die.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They. They do this while you're still alive.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

You check in and lie down and.

[Christy Lee]

Because if they did it after you were dead, it would be impossible to bring you back. Not like now.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, I went, of course, famously, the great baseball player and American hero, pilot during the World War II in Korea, Ted Williams, his body was frozen, and then they eventually cut his head off. And the head is somewhere frozen, but supposedly it thawed a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

See, that's the thing.

[Chick McGee]

You can't do.

[Christy Lee]

They all. They will fall back on that now. Well, we can't. We would have Brought him back. But he thought a bit, so.

[Tom Griswold]

And what if the company goes under? You know, what if. Whatever. What's this company called?

[Christy Lee]

We lost our lease.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you're none the wiser. You already had a death sentence, so.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, but I'm just saying, I wonder.

[Chick McGee]

If that's considered suicide though, by your insurance company.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it would have to be. There you go. That's another tricky.

[Chick McGee]

So how would you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but I've always said this. I would rather be. I would rather be too hot than too cold. I do not like being cold.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's funny, we also have a cremation service.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

That we are working on being able to reassemble burnt molecules.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right? I'd like to get in on the ground floor.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a little trickier.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, right.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a little tricky.

[Josh Arnold]

Scotch tape didn't work.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Josh Arnold]

But we're still experimenting.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Well, that's just one of the fine things that we learned yesterday. The other, I think funny thing was the. The aquarium in Japan where they. One of their. They're doing some kind of rehab to the building, so there are no people in there. And one of the fish was lonely, got really lonely, so they put up cardboard people. And apparently the fish is now. Okay. It was a. Their own. Their big lonely sunfish.

[Christy Lee]

Stupid fish. Cardboard people are people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Isn't that sweet? Because the little fish is doing just fine. We have more fish in the news today. In fact, we have some attacking fish.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever wanted a koi pond? Like a water feature? I believe, out in the backyard.

[Chick McGee]

I did a house that had one of those once.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding?

[Chick McGee]

And they said the fish came with it. And I'm like, boy, that's who. That's like a lot to take on, I think.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I would imagine there's a company.

[Chick McGee]

That takes care of them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Koi's R Us.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

It was. It was worth it. I don't know if. I don't know if you saw that in the distance when you started.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't. Honest to God, I love it. I jumped off the diving board.

[Josh Arnold]

There's water in there.

[Christy Lee]

I stepping, I step forward even though I don't see the stairs. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was really nice. Okay. I don't really want a so called water feature.

[Chick McGee]

You don't?

[Tom Griswold]

But I have friends that have them.

[Christy Lee]

I hope somebody in the family goes, you know what I'd like, Tom? A water feature in the backyard.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a pool for the first time in my life at my advanced age. So that's enough to take care of. I don't want to have to worry about fish. I do have three aquariums at my house now, which I'm enjoying very much. You know, I gotta. I wonder if anybody's fed that crab this week.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a crayfish.

[Tom Griswold]

The crayfish.

[Christy Lee]

Did you name it?

[Tom Griswold]

I forget if I asked you change the species, Pincy. It's something related to the pinchers. I forget the king.

[Christy Lee]

The little friend of mine got a water feature. Was told to get a water feature by her veterinarian for her cat because it wasn't drinking water. And the vet told him, told her that the water needs to be moving and the cat will drink.

[Josh Arnold]

Cats love running fresh water.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a fish in there?

[Christy Lee]

And it worked? No, it's just they make these. It's a little tiny dish, like a bowl and there's some sort of pump involved and the water is.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I have that too.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you got one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it fountains out of a flower looking thing.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

But gravy doesn't care for it. She wants to drink out of the toilet from a glass on the counter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. Once it'll be a toilet or a glass you're holding. To be clear, for those new to the show, gravy is the name of your cat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And now is that next to your gravy fountain?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I had to get rid of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a recall. The mechanism clogs.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the O ring or something.

[Josh Arnold]

When you put in. I put in sawmill gravy. And you're supposed to use only beef.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Don't use sausage. They're really close.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you very much. Coming up, we have just some exciting stuff going on in the world today, including a great world record, a survey about what you're willing to do in front of your. Your love partner, if you will, significant other. Yeah. And champagne is in the news.

[Josh Arnold]

I love champagne.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, you better drink more.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, it's running out.

[Christy Lee]

No, I gotta load up on champagne and helium. Is that what's happening?

[Tom Griswold]

There's an issue. Also an unusual snowman story. And of course, the big story is the gigantic snowstorm happening in New Orleans. 10 inches of snow, Texas and Jacksonville, Florida.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Charleston are getting an inch of snow as we speak. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing. We'll find out about all those things. But right now we're going to find.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Christy Lee]

And hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Everybody's here. Pat, Christy, Josh, Ace. I'm Chick. And here he is. He's a little worse for wear, but he's. He's soldiering on. He's the mvp.

[Tom Griswold]

It's good to be here. Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

Tom with a little belly problem.

[Tom Griswold]

He's here. Doing great today. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Not wearing blue jeans?

[Chick McGee]

You're not today.

[Christy Lee]

Are you wearing sweatpants?

[Josh Arnold]

Like some kind of black pants?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

These are sands of belts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How did those. I've got two questions. How did the sansa belt long Slacks ever become popular?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

And I followed up with you remember the Sanza belt? Coaches shorts?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Those were everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

In the 70s when I was in.

[Christy Lee]

High school, all the coaches were they.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they. There were NFL teams.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wearing those standard uniforms 10 years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I feel like they might still be gym teacher almost. When you become a gym teacher, they hand them to you.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Not a natural fiber anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Are you wearing sweatpants?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know what these are. Kelly gave me these 10, 15 years ago and I've never worn them, but. Cool. I discovered yesterday with. I have three holes in my belly from where they did the surgeries. I really can't wear a belt.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So these are.

[Josh Arnold]

Stay comfy.

[Tom Griswold]

They're okay.

[Chick McGee]

They have an elastic waist.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. I.

[Christy Lee]

What about maternity pants? I hope you're wearing slip ons.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh, yes, I actually, I am in a way. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You're not wearing those.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not wearing my boots.

[Christy Lee]

I know you'd never get out.

[Josh Arnold]

Kelly, throw those out.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I can't bend over. I can't touch the floor right now.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you had a post op?

[Tom Griswold]

No. And I'm. I'm.

[Christy Lee]

Wham, bam, what is the stuff called? Porn?

[Tom Griswold]

No. That'd be good. No, this white stuff you mix in.

[Christy Lee]

The water could be anything.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what a.

[Tom Griswold]

Some kind of high powered medical laxative?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, no, after you see, after you've had a major anesthetic.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on, your body slows down.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, they tell you that when you go in the. Hey, by the way, you may want to. You may want to, you know, take. Drink a bunch of laxatives because if.

[Christy Lee]

After your pain medication, what happens after a couple days and you finally.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, famously, after my heart surgery, I went 11 days. I gave birth. Birth to us.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Sandpaper softball. Well, I'm telling you, that was rough.

[Christy Lee]

That was a match.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean that was very, very rough. So. Yeah. Mixing up that stuff. Thank you, Ace, for helping me with it.

[Josh Arnold]

Just remember, Ace, if that doesn't work. Number two, pencil time, digital insertion. Have you ever get that finger out.

[Christy Lee]

Have you ever given yourself an enem?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

It's incredibly effective.

[Chick McGee]

Is it?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

You've done that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, when I had the heart procedure.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

There was a problem. And remember the last time I had a stent place? Well, a couple times ago I asked for the suppository and they just brought it to me in a cup and said, here you go. And I said, you're not Gonna. Not gonna place it for me. And she said. Not only did she say no, she said, oh, no.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's an extra 50 bucks.

[Christy Lee]

So I'm in there with my. My rack of saline or whatever running into my arm. I'm in the restroom.

[Tom Griswold]

You had to do a reach around.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a suppository, and I gotta bend around, and I'm laying on the floor with my feet in the air.

[Chick McGee]

I think she was wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

I think a professional would have fun. I have a question. I'm not. I'm serious. Did they give you at least a rubber glove?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So you had to bareback it into your own?

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's my. It's my.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but your fingers. You're going to be getting your fingers coated in your own. Well, I'm defecant.

[Christy Lee]

I think I washed my hand.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I think if you're that backed up, there's nothing. Right. Waiting. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I bet there is. There's germs.

[Josh Arnold]

At that time, didn't you have a dear friend that would help you?

[Christy Lee]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

I brought him Olive Garden. And.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I remember we sat there.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we sat there. We remember it now, for about an hour or so. You could have helped him out. And then a couple times, a couple days later, I went, man, that was a good Olive Garden. You go, what?

[Christy Lee]

No memory of it?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Christy Lee]

Forget it. I had no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think most doctors are aware of this. After you've had surgery, they come in and they give you the talk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I found this out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You have no memory of what they said.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Why did they even bother? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Kelly goes, you're not supposed to drive. What do you mean? Well, that's what the doctor said. I didn't talk to the doctor.

[Christy Lee]

What doctor?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, you did. Really?

[Christy Lee]

Doctor. Doctor.

[Tom Griswold]

You were going back and forth with them. Yeah. No memory of it. So. Very handy.

[Christy Lee]

Some good stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

You remember telling everyone your birthday about 25 times a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And also, I'll tell you what, what else they do, and I'm glad they do it. They. They take a pen, like a Sharpie or something, and they write on you. They write, okay, this is the place we're doing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

And they ask you, what are you here for? Right. Where is it?

[Josh Arnold]

All for it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The same thing. When I had my knee done, they walk in, and the guy that did my knees, a good friend of mine, and he goes, what's your name?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Seriously? Ed. Yep. What's your birthday Then which year we do in this one. Then he marks on it, you think.

[Chick McGee]

Because he has insurance, God forbid.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because the mistakes have been made.

[Christy Lee]

If you have to take an arm off or hand, they. They mark an X on. On the one being taken off or.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they don't want to get the wrong one.

[Tom Griswold]

Most of the time they get it right. Let's, let's. But. And I've said this before and I'll say it again and I'm sure I'll get a letter from someone. I don't know why there should be some organization you can join and put your medical history in there. And when you check in, you don't.

[Chick McGee]

Have to fill out all those papers.

[Tom Griswold]

I spent an hour on Saturday filling everything out online.

[Christy Lee]

I'm so busy.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't take that guy. No, no, but I mean then Monday morning went in and they're asking me all the same questions. What did I just what did I fill out for an hour? Yeah, I'd be happy to have some universal number. Here's all my health history. Press this button, it's yours. I don't know why they don't do that.

[Christy Lee]

See, you need like a man's. A gentleman's gentleman. You need like a Mr. Moto or something to help you.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm saying in our culture. In our culture it's unnecessary to every time you do that to have to do that. We should be able to go, here's my medical id. My entire history is there. Click.

[Josh Arnold]

If they ever solve it, if they can ever cure hacking. That might be. What's the. I don't care. No, but so many do.

[Tom Griswold]

But I. But I mean, what are they going to. I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

There would be more protest. There would be more protest about that information being passed back and forth that way. That's why then complaining about filling out the form.

[Tom Griswold]

It could be a volunteer club. I volunteer. If you want to know my medical history, look at. If it's right there, I'll publish it for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how much would you pay a year to be a part of that? $1,000.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. There's going to be a fee for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Just saying. You could go to Shark Tank maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I tell you what you do. You combine it. You do the. That you could be frozen when you. Right before you die. And the medical. The whole thing. 5,000amonth. It covers the whole thing. $5,000 a month and you have a little steep.

[Tom Griswold]

I think maybe a hundred bucks to join and you.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, put your stuff in there? No.

[Tom Griswold]

Then when you walk into a medical office, they'd go, can you fill out these forms? No, but here's my id. Click this button. Everything that's ever happened to me is in there.

[Chick McGee]

QR code. Somebody wants QR code.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Someone wants to save a lot of time.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you on this.

[Tom Griswold]

And not grab a ballpoint pen full of disease. Oh, here. Take this pen that all the rest of the diseased people in here have been writing with.

[Christy Lee]

The last time I fill out this.

[Tom Griswold]

Form again and tell us how your parents died.

[Christy Lee]

It was an iPad. I didn't. I never used it.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't matter. It's just. Why am I doing it over and over again?

[Christy Lee]

They're bothering you, aren't they? And you know what? It's your health. So why would you put forth the effort to get. To give access?

[Tom Griswold]

Because I don't. I don't have.

[Christy Lee]

My goodness. I don't have that kind of time.

[Tom Griswold]

I already did it all on Saturday. And the computer. Why do I have to do.

[Christy Lee]

Why don't they know who I am and all my medical things?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry. So this is why it can't be done.

[Christy Lee]

Because I'm somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

Morons like you don't understand what I'm talking about.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Too sophisticated a point. The one thing I wanted to get.

[Christy Lee]

I'm the snooty intelligentsia.

[Tom Griswold]

Unintelligencia.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I've never heard it used that way.

[Christy Lee]

I like stupid people.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I was. The other day, I was telling somebody that I was a little bit discombobulated.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's one of my favorite words.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I meant after the surgery, because I. You can't think straight. Straight. Sure. You've got. I don't know how long this anesthetic stuff lasts inside your body, but I'm a little discombobulated. And moving is around is kind of hard. But is the word comboulated something?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? Or is it just discombobulated?

[Chick McGee]

I think we looked this up before because I use that word a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you be. How's your day going? Pretty good. I'm pretty combobulated. Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Glad to hear it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

To put something together in order or to bring something out of a state of confusion.

[Josh Arnold]

So you can combulate.

[Chick McGee]

So you can.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If you. If you use the word combo, everybody else around you is confused. I'm just saying what's coming up in sports once again.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Hall of fame. We got new people in there. If you're going to Cooperstown, maybe a summer trip with the kids. The final AP college football poll has arrived. And a couple of moves yesterday in the NFL involving head coaches and something about a world record and a really old lady. Oh, it'll all be on the way.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's very sweet. We'll look forward to that. Certainly. Once again, we also have. What will you do in front of your love partner? When it comes to certain activities, your love partner.

[Chick McGee]

Watch me.

[Josh Arnold]

Watch me. Look me in the eyes.

[Christy Lee]

Look at me.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a shameful boy.

[Tom Griswold]

On your knees. Breathe deep. Here it comes. Once again, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Add to or continue the conversation. Check out the Bob and Tom show on Facebook. Get the [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Ali Breen]

Bravo TV star Lala Kent holds nothing back on the Give Them Lala podcast.

[Christy Lee]

No, I have a very short view.

[Ali Breen]

Get to know the TV personality.

[Christy Lee]

I don't need to watch the show.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I get the real life version.

[Christy Lee]

From relationships and motherhood.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell you something about breastfeeding.

[Christy Lee]

To business and beyond. You are scared of failure, so it prevents you from trying.

[Chick McGee]

This is where we implement a big set of ovaries and then we obsess.

[Ali Breen]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

What am I. What am I smelling? What is that smell?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, there it is.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you got?

[Christy Lee]

It's a maple syrup. So I'm smelling.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yum.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good smell. It's really close to, like, dried urine is what it smells like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it can get that way.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I know. Yeah. Why?

[Tom Griswold]

Are you familiar with the smell of dried urine?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I was a bedwetter, that's all.

[Christy Lee]

I used to be somebody. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. That's Christy Lee running their trap. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee, and I. I hope you didn't miss Ace Cosby joke of the day. It was amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a good one.

[Christy Lee]

And here's Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We may do a replay here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

[Christy Lee]

Could we.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think we can re.

[Christy Lee]

Do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he acted it out. I'd like to see it again.

[Christy Lee]

Lightning.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we might be able to capture it again. I'm just saying.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Should we give it a try?

[Christy Lee]

You always think that. And no.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, let's give it a shot. Everybody, Everybody. Kind of meditate for a second.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, sometimes Ace will. You will break the rules. You do. This is the same joke. Okay, okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now everyone thinks it's a sad story. Okay, let's get the intro. Everyone get themselves reset. Here he is with his joke of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

Been a rough week.

[Christy Lee]

I lost my pet mouse, Elvis.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was caught on the trap. Yeah, much better. I think it's better.

[Tom Griswold]

Elvis, the pet trapped. I can't look back. Oh, man. Thank you very much, Elvis. Now, before we move on, I did enjoy this story yesterday. I wanted to highlight it one more time just because I like the headline. Scientist says Bigfoot isn't real, but aliens might be. So monster hunters are told, find another hobby. And this got Josh all upset. Well, I think this guy says the existence of a Cryptids is a scientific impossibility. That isn't true, but he does say there is the possibility of alien life. So that I would say, okay, maybe the aliens are taking the form of Bigfoot.

[Josh Arnold]

It is possible.

[Tom Griswold]

That would be. Okay, that. That's. That's kind of your way out here.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't need a way out.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you do, because the scientist says Bigfoot is bunk.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't trust the scientist. You never know who's, you know, whose pockets he's in.

[Tom Griswold]

He's from Oxford University, I think fairly, fairly distinguished.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not even American. He doesn't know about cryptids. Over here.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, fine. He said they have never found any Cryptid poop, so who knows? Now it's time for us to move over to the. The sports page with Chick McGee over there.

[Christy Lee]

Where were we? Where are you guys on. Well, let's start it this way. Are there any golfers in the room? Anybody who's an enthusiastic golfer, plays more than five times a year. Let's put it there.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Have you seen the TGL? I have.

[Chick McGee]

What is the TGL?

[Christy Lee]

It's the golf league. That's right. They had the third TGL match of Tiger woods and Rory McElroy's simulator golf league last night.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Are you up on this?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, is this where you. It's a machine.

[Christy Lee]

We'll have video of here. There they are.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Christy Lee]

There's the golfer competing. You hit your first shot at a screen there, and it's all in a. It's in an arena and there's a crowd, albeit, you know, not. Oh, right in the drink, right in the water. That was Tiger hitting that shot. And the teams in the. In the golf league, you've got the Atlanta Drive the Boston Common Golf, Jupiter Links, Los Angeles Golf Club, New York Golf Club and the Bay Golf Club.

[Chick McGee]

So this is like professional golf slash football kind of thing where some of.

[Christy Lee]

The best golfers in the world are in the tgl. And when they get to putting or in, they have the actual physical sand trap and putting green there. But the putting green is set up so they can manipulate the bumps and which way it's going to cash the checks, fellas. And they.

[Chick McGee]

You don't think this is going to catch on?

[Josh Arnold]

I know that that has caught on in certain. There are similar things in bars and stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Justin.

[Josh Arnold]

Smaller versions.

[Christy Lee]

Justin Thomas, Patrick Cantlay. Oh, that's a shame. Billy Horschel on the Atlanta team, Ricky Fowler, Matt Fitzpatrick and Cameron Young are on the Atlanta. That's who they were fighting playing against. What do you say? Golfing against. The advantage doubled. Soon the transition as Thomas and Cantlay quickly claimed points for their. There's points.

[Chick McGee]

Is there a coach? Do they trade?

[Christy Lee]

There's a. There's a coach there.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just like playing golf, except it's VR.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The long and the best part about golf is being outside.

[Josh Arnold]

And sure, yes, driving around in a car, but hey.

[Christy Lee]

But some of the golfers say we're jealous of like the football and basketball players because the crowd's right there and when they make a great shot, they. They hear a reaction from the.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad I'm old enough to be dead. If this does take off, I won't have to watch this crap.

[Christy Lee]

See now up in the corner there, you see LA's ahead five to one.

[Josh Arnold]

This will never replace golf. This is just an ancillary thing.

[Christy Lee]

But the TV ratings have been quite good.

[Chick McGee]

This is on tv.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Espn.

[Christy Lee]

Espn, they have a tv.

[Josh Arnold]

These are huge names.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

So, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And Tiger and Rory McElroy, they. They're the ones who came up with it. They're the. The commissioners, if you will. Will.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, God, they're just having fun.

[Christy Lee]

Would you. Would you take the girls out to watch the TGL at your local arena?

[Tom Griswold]

If my house was on fire, I had to get out a place that had heat. Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

You know what a simple. No. What if.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is the stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you know what they hit? So is it like a T with a fake ball on it? That. That has sensors.

[Christy Lee]

I'm pretty sure it's an actual ball and it hits into the screen.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotcha. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

And they're. They got it set up so when they computer. That's not a Very good shot, Tiger. When the computer sees how the ball was hit and the strike force and all.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

They know where it's going to go. There he is again.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And they're from a little tee box there. That's actual grass. They made a point out of that last time.

[Josh Arnold]

The thing is that's so weird as.

[Chick McGee]

A divot is that when the ball.

[Josh Arnold]

Hits the screen, you don't see the screen wave or anything. So I don't understand.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know where the ball goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah. But it's cool. It's got to be fun.

[Chick McGee]

It has to be hard to.

[Christy Lee]

Hard to what?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess let's talk about it with it. With a culture that is now addicted to video games, this kind of makes sense. But it's really stupid.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's fun for the winter months. Why not?

[Christy Lee]

Is this where the NFL's headed? Where it's all going to be? Virtual reality? Yeah, that's the thing to cut down on injuries. Injury.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just a bunch of guys.

[Chick McGee]

Well, our lives are going to be ready. Player 1 Before we know it, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

That movie was set in Columbus, Ohio. Did you know that?

[Chick McGee]

That is a great movie.

[Christy Lee]

Player 1 Love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, what else is happening?

[Christy Lee]

Ohio State's number one in the AP final top 25 final answer would be bad if they weren't number one. Well, somebody you run your trap again. Some guy. The wolf. Look this the wolf football rankings has Oregon. His final number one team is Oregon.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Even though, as you'll recall, Ohio State on their way to the national championship beat Oregon by 20.

[Tom Griswold]

I think this guy just trying to get publicity for himself.

[Christy Lee]

He must be. Of course Notre Dame is. The Irish finished number two. Oregon is in this. The AP is number three. Texas and Penn State round out the top five. There you go. And the Minnesota Vikings and coach Kevin O'Connell have agreed to terms on a multi contract extension. And rowers participating in an Atlantic Rowing challenge were nearly sunk after their boat was attacked by a giant marlin.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll come back with that story.

[Josh Arnold]

Marlins are armed. So that's what's scary about.

[Christy Lee]

Marlins have an automatic weapon.

[Chick McGee]

Sure they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. This is one of those things where the guys aren't.

[Christy Lee]

They don't have a sword, do they? Yes, they have like a really long point.

[Tom Griswold]

Really long pointy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, why don't they call them sword marlins?

[Josh Arnold]

They were. They did call them swimming epis for a while, but it's. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Clunky.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. But then a guy named Marlon went Name it after me.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it was actually Marlon.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll find out about what's going on as they race across the ocean and rowboats.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, a Greek Orthodox monk who never saw a woman at all during his lifetime. Also a great story of happiness.

[Josh Arnold]

Smile onto the face.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, there is quieter here. Oh, that's coming up. Also. Also a guy that took a smoke break, ended up clinging to clinging to a train going more than 100 miles an hour. We'll find out how that went. And once again, These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Welcome to the Jungle Clones. It's the Jim Rome show podcast, the.

[Tom Griswold]

Greatest and loyal fan base ever. You, the clones. It all starts with the jungle. We're in it to win it and I'm in it to go as hard as I possibly can every day to make sure that you clones get the best possible product every single day. Day one, all in. Let's freaking go.

[Christy Lee]

The Jim Rome Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, good morning. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer Sidekick chair with important, important news.

[Josh Arnold]

About an animal we've been discussing this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby's. Here we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, Ace is in good form today, so maybe we should try doing the O'Reilly auto parts jingle, see if we get it right. Pat, are you ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now who's gonna do the. Ow. Christie, you got the owl. Okay, ready?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly Auto Parts. Pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad. We need to work on it, but.

[Christy Lee]

I'm going to label that lukewarm.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well, we got to work harder on it. We'll get it. I think you need to. Ace, I think, needs to step up a little bit, frankly.

[Christy Lee]

No, no. I like the way he did auto part.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Now, Josh, you just said you have an animal update.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. We've been discussing koi this morning.

[Christy Lee]

Have we?

[Tom Griswold]

Now? Are koi just fat goldfish? What's.

[Chick McGee]

What's pretty much pretty big fat. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe a part of the carp family.

[Christy Lee]

Are goldfish koi or koi Goldfish.

[Josh Arnold]

I think all goldfish are not koi, but some koi are often goldfish. Did that clear things up?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wrong, but thank you. Now, which ones are made from donkeys and horses, huh? Or mules?

[Josh Arnold]

Burrows are just keep fish of burden.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Did you. Did you see when that koi tried to host that award show? Bomb.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hello. Anywho, the name that I that's on here is Swift Latham. So I don't know if it's Latham Swift. You know what I mean? Sometimes the emails are backwards. Or if it's Swift Latham, the name Swift is pretty cool. Any who this person says a little info about koi fish? They travel in packs of four. Did you guys know that? So if there's danger, A, B and C koi will depart and leave the decoy. So we learned something today, ladies and gentlemen, that deserves a D from Ace.

[Tom Griswold]

I enjoyed that. That was very nice. Thank you. Swift. I did not. I'm so stupid.

[Christy Lee]

No, I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought a lot of fish count.

[Christy Lee]

I was hanging on every word with rapt attention.

[Tom Griswold]

You got me. Wow.

[Christy Lee]

And speaking of all this, cryptozoology, fans hoping that Utah's new NHL team would adopt the name Yeti. Oh, yes, the Utah Yeti may have had their hopes dashed due to trademark trouble. Currently known as the uhc, the Utah Hockey Club, the organization has been narrowing down potential names since moving to Salt Lake City from Arizona last year.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course, there's trademark trouble with that.

[Christy Lee]

A fan vote Conducted in the spring, resulted in six final contenders, with YETI appearing to be the overwhelming favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be great, because if they lose a game, are they any good? Not Yeti.

[Josh Arnold]

They lose Yeti again.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, it's perfect.

[Christy Lee]

Since the second poll closed in late June, the team has been conspicuously quiet about which name that came out on. Came out on top. Yeti. Those largely been seen as something of kind of a. Yes, we all love it, but there's nothing we can do about it because the United States patent and trademark office reportedly shot down the team's application to use Eddie or Yeti Eddy. How about the Eddies? On a vast array of clothing items that would have been sold as official merchandise. The reasoning for the rejection was to avoid marketplace confusion, as the cooler company, Yeti, already possesses such rights.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't they hook up with the cooler company?

[Christy Lee]

And there's your answer. Exactly. Let's work together.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I would think they would. That'd be a nice little bonus for them, Especially right now with the predominant Stanley. The Stanley is sort of the. Of course. They've got the Stanley Cup. What am I saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they gonna have to. They're gonna have to rename it?

[Christy Lee]

That is an interesting question because lord Stanley's cup was first, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, of course. I mean, my little girls are always. Got to get my Stanley.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

All the time.

[Christy Lee]

They are that brand.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, they are that. They are that brand specific. And then they get that thing, and then that's interesting. They get it and it just. Just. Just starts to destroy the cup holder in my car.

[Christy Lee]

Does it fit? They're.

[Tom Griswold]

They're heavy and they're scratchy and.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't have that. H I. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom gifted me one of those. He and his girlfriend. It's a. It keeps things cold for a long, long time.

[Christy Lee]

Air. It keeps things hot. How does it know?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're good. I mean, they. They're great. That is what they call it. They're Stanley.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. So they are quite popular.

[Tom Griswold]

The yeti would be. Can they just go with. Do they want to go with yeti? Because that's the name of Bigfoot in.

[Christy Lee]

That area, I would assume.

[Josh Arnold]

So instead of Sasquatch or Abominable snowman is a little long.

[Christy Lee]

I guess it's close enough to be a literal Utah yeti.

[Josh Arnold]

What about the Utah Abominable. No. Yeah. That doesn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Utah Snowman. Utah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a team somewhere that is.

[Josh Arnold]

The Utah Putty T. Utah Utes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, yeah. But what about.

[Josh Arnold]

What's a ute?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, it's from Utah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Native American tribe. The Utes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, what's the movie with Joe?

[Josh Arnold]

My cousin.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Who knows? I don't know. Well, good luck to him either way.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. We wish them the best.

[Christy Lee]

They're a fine hockey team.

[Tom Griswold]

I just don't understand why it would seem to me to be a natural way to make everybody more money.

[Josh Arnold]

The Yeti cooler. People don't need it. That's the thing. They don't need a hockey team.

[Chick McGee]

You have a good product and they.

[Josh Arnold]

Can'T have a gift. If they had Yeti giveaway night at a hockey game, that would be bedlam.

[Tom Griswold]

They'd go bankrupt.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

More than half a million fans. This is from this past June. 520,000 fans voted online. A selection of 20 names. The top six accounted for 60% of the total vote. And they are as follows. Follow Utah Blizzard. Just Utah Hockey Club or Utah hc. Utah Mammoth, the Outlaws, the Venom and the Yeti.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, there's some. There's some okay ones there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think that would. Blizzard. Would they have a problem with Dairy Queen?

[Christy Lee]

I can't imagine they wouldn't. If they have trouble with yeti. I kind of like Mammoth too. That's not bad.

[Josh Arnold]

And Venom and some. Venom's kind of badass.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But Venom is like a marvel thing, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

How about the Utah More than one wives.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that up there? The Utah Polygamous?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no. You want to use big words.

[Christy Lee]

I'm taking them as disrespect. Well, speaking of. Yeah. Watch American Primeval. That's got a slant to it as far as.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And 50s. About the Mormon. Yeah. I don't know what happened there.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you ever get a chance to see the stage play the. The Book of Mormon, it is absolutely brilliant. It is incredibly funny. Highly. Have you seen it, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And interestingly enough, in the playbill was the actual introduction to the real Book of Mormon. Of all random things. That was kind of interesting. Now, is that sports?

[Christy Lee]

No. Rowers participating in that Atlantic Rowing Challenge nearly sunk after their boat was attacked by a giant marlin. The four British men, goodness gracious, said that the 12 foot long marlin skewered their vessel 12 foot, leaving a substantial hole in one of the cabins.

[Tom Griswold]

This is four guys in a 12 foot boat rowing across the ocean.

[Josh Arnold]

And the marlin was as big as it.

[Chick McGee]

They get to be £2,000. They're huge.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I'm saying the boat has to be.

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit longer than that.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard 12 foot marlin.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, 12 foot long.

[Christy Lee]

12 foot long marlowe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, okay. Yeah. I'm just wondering how big the boat is. Still four guys on a small boat rowing it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The chances of grab ass are way high. Is that what you're saying?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're close together, right?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, real close together.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How did they not get a sword in there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, the guy almost did actually. Almost went through his leg.

[Christy Lee]

Really, Skipper.

[Tom Griswold]

And I wonder if they fixed it with that stuff in the TV commercial where the guy fixes the boat underwater.

[Chick McGee]

Flex seal. Is that it?

[Tom Griswold]

It says, it says they pumped it and the guy fixed it as the boat was moving.

[Christy Lee]

Skipper. Glenn. Glenn G L Y N N E Dunn quickly emptied the cabin as it began. We're taking on water. Before his fellow crew members worked to patch the hole allowing them to continue. It doesn't say flex seal was used here in this story.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just, I'm wondering if they use.

[Christy Lee]

Flex seal and the name of the boat. The Mayflower. Well, that's a bold statement. They've been competing in the world's toughest row. A 3,000 mile long journey from. From La Gomera to Minx Golly in the Canary Islands to Antigua. Antigua.

[Chick McGee]

Oh my gosh.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of newspaper on the beaches of the Canary Islands. You guys ever noticed?

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Goddard has grabbed his. Has grabbed his brand new guitar.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you like to hear a sea shanty about the stale?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course you would.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Running gag or tired riding?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, I say both.

[Josh Arnold]

So we'd like to know what came out the ocean. Yes, we'd like to know what came out to ocean. There's a hole in the boat, baby. Hole in a boat. Maybe Hole in the boat. A marlin pierced the hole. A leak of sprungs. Oh, patch it up with punny and a bung.

[Christy Lee]

A bung.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called bung.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

The spear like snout made quite a hole. Hopefully the coast Guard's on patrol. We're taking on water. Don't hesitate. Fix that hole real soon or we're all shark bait.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we'd like to know what came.

[Josh Arnold]

Out of the ocean. We'd like to know what came out.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody. There's a hole in the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll look the boat over maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Hole in the boat. We fixed it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh wow. These guys are adventurers.

[Chick McGee]

Of course they are.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh sure. Wouldn't you like to be an adventurer?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're on your own.

[Chick McGee]

No, can you not.

[Christy Lee]

Can you put that on a tax return? Adventurer.

[Chick McGee]

I like a real bathroom. Oh, they are nice shower.

[Tom Griswold]

These guys got to be 40 days.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, how heavy do these marlins get?

[Chick McGee]

They can get up to £2,000. And they're bigger than swordfish because I looked up the difference during the break between a marlin and a swordfish because they look a lot alike. They have that big spear.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but by 3,000 pound weight to catch that.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever caught. Have you ever gone deep sea fishing and caught anything?

[Christy Lee]

That's the only kind of. The only kind of fishing I do is deep sea fish.

[Chick McGee]

Really? I always wanted to catch a marlin.

[Tom Griswold]

The guy goes, it was like being hit by a car. I'll never forget the crunching sound. Water seemed to bubble, then was filled with the deep red blood of the marlin.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I saw a 400 pound marlin once.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

It was Brando.

[Tom Griswold]

And give me a shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Don Juan DeMarco.

[Tom Griswold]

Toward the end, the last avocado, Don.

[Christy Lee]

Juan DeMarco got pretty big. How did they look over that for an Oscar?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that sports?

[Christy Lee]

No, Tom, that's not sports. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Marlin fishing is so nerve wracking, apparently, because when the marlin jumps, it's all of a sudden right there. Like, they swim so fast and they jump so far that you think it's 100 yards away. It jumps once and then it's 50 yards away and it jumps the neck and it's in the boat.

[Christy Lee]

In the. In your face or in the boat? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When I worked in television, one of our engineers wanted a marlin worse than anything. He would go every single year deep sea fishing down in Mexico. And he took his wife one year, she'd never been.

[Christy Lee]

And she never came back.

[Chick McGee]

No, she caught a marlin, he never did. And the wife caught 1.750pound. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can tell you, if the wife caught it, he set up her pole and everything, put the hook in it. Put the hook in. You say sit, right? There was no difference between her catching it or the handle that the pole was sitting in. Catching it. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes too, it takes like an hour to get in.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go about this headline. Snorkeler attacked. Killed by marlin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. That's a way to go.

[Christy Lee]

And was it sad.

[Chick McGee]

They spear their prey. That's what they do.

[Tom Griswold]

This was in central Sulawesa province of Indonesia.

[Christy Lee]

Are you telling me that marlins are the sheepdogs of the sea? They. They guide their prey where they can. Find them and. No, they stab them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they stab them. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

That had been some freak accident.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that. She was snorkeling with an instructor.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, how. What the hell?

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, she got in the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometime fish win.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I bet she was on her cycle.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That will attract Marlon Marlin, really is Marlin.

[Tom Griswold]

Next. Next.

[Christy Lee]

All right, let's try again. Stupid. World record. A group of seniors from the United Kingdom have been named the world's oldest choir. Average age 94.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty old.

[Chick McGee]

How many people?

[Christy Lee]

According to Guinness World Records prime time. The choir prime. They're called prime timers. Choir in Stratford Upon Avon broke the record with an average age of 94 years old. The group's 17 members range in age from 90 to 99.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

I guess you need four for a choir because you're coming out of all those people.

[Christy Lee]

Our first number, ladies and gentlemen. I love rock and roll. Another dime in the 2 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting pretty close.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

7:30, bedtime.

[Christy Lee]

Back when I was.

[Chick McGee]

We lost another one.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see that Joan Jett. Oh, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

What do we got?

[Christy Lee]

Here we go.

[Chick McGee]

Garth Hudson from the band has died.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, last member of the band.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was the. Was he the organist?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He was significantly older than the other guys. He was last to go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He was the most sober and stoic of the bunch too, man. He always looked. He was. He always looked kind of crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

The. The great story about him is saxophone.

[Chick McGee]

He was classically trained.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he was classically trained. And when they wanted him to join the band, the only way he was able to do it is if the. His family would only let him join the band if they paid him to be a music instructor. So the other guys in the band, in theory, were paying him for music lessons.

[Josh Arnold]

That's interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. When they were. They became. Went from the Hawks to being the band.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that guy. He was always surrounded by keys.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He played the clavinet. I had to look that up. I didn't know what a clavinet was.

[Tom Griswold]

You hear it a lot in. Michael McDonald. Plays 1A lot. They're great. But yeah, he played. He played everything. He played accordion and sax and terrific musician, sadly. Quite, quite. Was he 87?

[Josh Arnold]

87, yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, coming up, we have some really exciting stuff, including, let's just say you're running a drive through.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm running a drive through.

[Tom Griswold]

Someone pulls up, here comes the customer, and there's a monkey in the car. And he comes flying into the drive through.

[Christy Lee]

That's where the food is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

You'll find out what happens.

[Christy Lee]

I have an announcement for Buckeye fans. Celebrate the thrill of victory. If you're still basking in the glow of Ohio State's win and college football championships, we have something special just for you. And introducing the exclusive Ohio State Buckeyes 2024 CFP National Championship Football from our buddies at Niko Sports. It's not just any football. It's a full sized, officially licensed treasure, limited to just 10,000 pieces. Each football beautifully embossed, price at just 129.95. And here's the best part. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Extra Yard for Teachers, the official charity of the College Football Playoff. Each football comes with very own individually numbered certificate of authenticity. Your complete 2024 season schedule on the ball, scores and opponents, an iconic Ohio State helmet and the college football player playoff logos. And you can dive into Buckeye football facts on one of the panels on the ball, Complete championship history and panel three, commemorate the Rose Bowl, Cotton bowl and CFP championship scores and opponents forever captured in this amazing keepsake. I say treasure exclusive piece available only at Niko Sports. Don't miss out. Call 800-345-2868 or go online niko sports.com that's n a co. Try that again, Chick. N I k c o sports.com to secure your Ohio State Buckeyes 2024 National Championship football today. That's n I k c o sports.com.

[Tom Griswold]

And you could win one.

[Christy Lee]

We're giving one away.

[Tom Griswold]

We're giving them. Yeah, a bunch of them, in fact. Text the word Buckeye to 888-262-8661. Easy to remember, that's Triple Eight Bob Tom One. Once again, text the word Buckeye if you are an Ohio State fan. Once again, Buckeye 2, 88 8. Bob Tom won. By the way, we have audio from the world's oldest choir. Yeah, I guess it's the choir director.

[Chick McGee]

I am tired.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Quite sleepy. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning, even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up. Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Good morning. There's. There's Ace and. And Josh and Pat Christie's here. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey. How's it going?

[Christy Lee]

What do you got going on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm just doing something.

[Christy Lee]

I know you are. We're on the air.

[Tom Griswold]

A couple quick things here.

[Christy Lee]

Too busy to be on the air though. That's a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

I want to say a special hello to everybody out there for listening. We certainly appreciate it. And I want to remind you we've got these really cool. If you are a fan of the Ohio State University, we have these beautiful footballs and we're going to be giving some of them away.

[Christy Lee]

You know what that is?

[Tom Griswold]

They're bossed.

[Christy Lee]

Those are keepsakes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Collectibles is what those are. Those are. You could keep that in the family forever.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to go so far as to say even if you're not a fan of. Of the Ohio State University, you're a fan of college football.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know about that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just trying to sell more.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you're gonna get a lot of folks in East Lansing in Ann Arbor. Hey, just in my new Ohio State football.

[Christy Lee]

Nikosports.com I tried Nikosports.com N I K.

[Tom Griswold]

C O sports.com or text the word Buckeye to 888 Bob Tom 1. And you could perhaps win one. So this is something kind of fun. Speaking of fun, Haywood Banks is going to be joining us as is Duke Tomato and the Steven Singer Singers on Friday.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of the 90 year old choir.

[Christy Lee]

Hang on a second. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And we have also our special guest will be Stephen Singer.

[Christy Lee]

You know what I like about Duke? When he comes on and plays music, he's always in a great mood.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what I like.

[Josh Arnold]

I do enjoy. He's getting grouchier and grouchy.

[Chick McGee]

I like that.

[Christy Lee]

And he's especially grouchy with Tom, which I really, really, really enjoy.

[Josh Arnold]

And right off the bat.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, right off the. No, nothing's ever even happened. Whatever you say, dumbass. Oh, wow.

[Tom Griswold]

That's because we're friends. What I was going to say was speaking of cool things to do live this weekend, this is very exciting. If you happen to be anywhere in the great state of Wisconsin, you can go visit Pat Godwin on stage and he's going to be doing a great show. It's a place called banter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what are you going to be doing in your show? Is it like TED Talk or.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it starts out like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Really. It's in Rothschild, Wisconsin. Coming up this Friday night. B A N T R for more information. And then your dry bar comedy special. You're filming it in Provo, Utah Saturday, February 8th so everybody, if you're anywhere near any of those spots, get ready to go see Mr. Godwin1. Speaking of which, you can also see him with us. Special edition of this show coming up February 21st. It's a Friday morning. We'll be at the beautiful Riverside Casino and Resort. And it's courtesy of our friends at 100.7 the fox in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

[Josh Arnold]

Make sure you're there even if you're not a fan of the show. Maybe you're just a fan of college football. You should be at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That makes just.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll be.

[Christy Lee]

Let's say you're a Michigan fan. You're gonna want this. Ohio State football. You're just. You're just gonna want. Want it. Down by the riverside.

[Tom Griswold]

Way down.

[Christy Lee]

Down by the rivers.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, baby, sales isn't your thing. We were talking earlier about. We were talking earlier about this story we had yesterday about this place where they're gonna. They'll freeze you. Apparently, when you're still alive, they'll freeze you. Which, by the way, you can do today. Any places just by walking outside.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

No, you're. Yeah. Your. We will extend your life.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they say they're going to cryogenically freeze you.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

But when you're still alive. And then you'll be dead. But then they're going to bring you back to life.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not frozen. You're air chilled.

[Christy Lee]

Who knows what tomorrow will bring? You will.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Chick's got to sell these.

[Christy Lee]

I've got to sell these. Like, get a taste of this pie.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has a great marketing ploy. Air chilled is much better than frozen.

[Tom Griswold]

Than frozen. Oh, yeah, but they're saying you're cryogenically frozen. I mean, what kind of sales salesman.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds kind of harsh.

[Chick McGee]

Cryogenic cryostasis.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what they call suspended? Is what you will be.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be hard to sell it while you talk about making cold calls.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Griswold, if you're not going to take my.

[Tom Griswold]

My belly seriously. They can't even do this to a hamster. But they're going to sell people on this.

[Chick McGee]

Well, how do we know they haven't done it to a hamster?

[Tom Griswold]

Because if they had, it would be everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

These opportunities sell themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, all right. Okay. Well, you. You sell.

[Christy Lee]

Are you man enough to face the future? Are you ready? Some people aren't ready.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm checking in to be frozen today. Okay, let's. Speaking of being frozen, that's one of the big stories the fact that there is snow in places where they've never had it before? As far as we know, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Much of the south blanketed with snow during a rare winter storm. Yesterday, moisture from the Gulf of Mexico combined with a low pressure system and chilly air dropped as much as 10 and a half inches near Lafayette, Louisiana.

[Christy Lee]

10 and a half inches?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What kind of freak can handle that?

[Josh Arnold]

Jeez.

[Chick McGee]

National weather Service said 7 to 8 inches of snow have been reported in areas between New Orleans and Baton Rouge, while the Houston Galveston area of Texas saw 2 to 4.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

This is hilarious. Because where it's snowing, people are losing their minds.

[Chick McGee]

Our friends in Charleston are dealing with it this morning, too. They're getting about an inch or two down there and it's. It's really, really. It's not normal. Social media users shared posts of themselves playing in the snow.

[Josh Arnold]

Especially 10 and a half inches.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, is that what they got on Bourbon Street?

[Chick McGee]

Bourbon street had 10 inches, last I checked.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. That's wild.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They were having snowball fights on Bourbon Streets and streets of Alabama.

[Christy Lee]

10 bucks if you can hit the.

[Tom Griswold]

In the swing now, Josh. I'll let you finish this, Joe. Yes, sir. So they're having snowball fights in Louisiana and Alabama.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't Alabama snowball fight sound like something?

[Christy Lee]

Give her the Alabama snowball.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop talking to me.

[Tom Griswold]

This morning I gave her the Alabama.

[Josh Arnold]

I snuck it up.

[Tom Griswold]

Snowball fight.

[Chick McGee]

Even Florida broke its state record of 4 inches of snow after Pensacola reported 5 inches of the white stuff on the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the pictures of Bourbon street last night?

[Josh Arnold]

I saw somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

There's nobody there.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. It hadn't gotten to 10 inches yet, but it was wild. It was pretty. It looked good.

[Chick McGee]

And then last December, I don't know if you'll recall officials in Maine warning residents not to touch the brown snow. The town of Romford had to release a statement saying that a malfunction at a paper mill caused the release of a spent black substance.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that smells so bad.

[Chick McGee]

Which resulted in precipitation of brown or tan colored snow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, in an update, the town has said people should not ingest or come into direct contact with the snow out of an abundance of caution.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, look. It's a caramel snow cone.

[Josh Arnold]

Up in Maine. You like to ski or sled, Chick?

[Christy Lee]

Sometimes sled is better.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. So the snow is turning brown, right? Oh, you could get a.

[Christy Lee]

Go. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

My stomach hurts when I think about that. A snowman of color.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Parson Brown, he'll do the job.

[Christy Lee]

And we're in town. Yeah, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh boy, that is. That's interesting. So you're not supposed to touch the brown snow? No.

[Chick McGee]

You're not.

[Tom Griswold]

A little tribute to Frank Zappa. Yeah. Don't eat the yellow snow. And you can't touch the brown snow. Oh boy. Yikes.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up we have a little paper mills reek though.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever driven past?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's really.

[Chick McGee]

They're not good. Coming up in the news, we have a woman who makes her husband pay a 200amonth woman tax.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh geez, I can't wait to hear about this.

[Christy Lee]

Sounds like such a good idea, woman.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Surcharge already. We'll find out. We'll find out why. Plus we have the guy that takes a smoke break and ends up clinging to a train as it's going more than 100 miles an hour and he does live. We'll find out exactly why. And if you're working the drive through, what do you do when the monkey comes flying out of a car into your into your business? We'll find out what happens. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[Christy Lee]

This is the Bob and Tom show. Text us at 888-262-866. One more Bob and Tom next. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Josh Arnold. He's at the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a new year. That means a new rose from Steven Singer Jewelers. It's their brand new 24 karat gold rose. And it's a lovely peacock cheetah seal.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Josh Arnold]

Get it before they sell out. Exclusively atIhatestephensinger.com.

[Christy Lee]

My Kiss of the road on my toes.

[Tom Griswold]

A kiss of a rose on my toes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's pretty. I didn't write it. Seal wrote it. I'm Chick. Hello Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet that's sexy for some guy. She has a rose between her toes.

[Christy Lee]

If foot fetish isn't number one, it. It's pretty close, I can tell you that.

[Josh Arnold]

Who is he married to?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, Heidi knew how to party. Oh, she's still alive though, right? But she doesn't party anymore. That's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't really know. Ms. Bloom. Welcome back to the bottom.

[Christy Lee]

She rode the white horse, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding. She was. She certainly had that heroin chic look.

[Christy Lee]

China White.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I have no idea. Let's move forward. Here we have Christy Lee. She is at the SILAC insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of relationship pumps, the survey out there has found that just one in three adults feel comfortable pooping passing gas in front of their partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. I'm one of the. One of three.

[Chick McGee]

Are you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not pooping. Passing gas. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

More than way.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you. Do you announce it that it's coming or do you do. If it's an SBD to go. By the way, you may want to get up and I do do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I do not announce it's coming.

[Christy Lee]

You do, do, do do.

[Josh Arnold]

But if it's bad, I go, oh my gosh, this is. This is bad. I apologize.

[Chick McGee]

More than 80% go outside.

[Josh Arnold]

And of course not. It's my. It's my house.

[Tom Griswold]

What if it's an away game?

[Josh Arnold]

If you're with me, I fart. That's the.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody farts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And I. Yeah, I'm fine with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Farting, but what is the statistic again?

[Chick McGee]

More than 80% of Americans consider poor post bathroom hygiene an absolute deal breaker.

[Tom Griswold]

You think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Once again, one in three feel comfortable pooping passing gas in front of their partner.

[Josh Arnold]

Pooping in front of their partner.

[Chick McGee]

That's ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Open door policy.

[Christy Lee]

Open door. Open door is. Is a thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I would. Had a legal entanglement with someone who.

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

My dad was an open door.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

For some reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Sit there with a cigarette.

[Christy Lee]

That seems.

[Tom Griswold]

That's really. He would. He would smoke while pooping for a guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he didn't smoke the last, what, 15, almost 20 years of his life, but he. Yeah. When I was a kid, he would sit there with a cigarette and I. I wondered if it had to be if he was so comfortable doing it that way because he was in the army, he was in Nam, where you just, you know, you sat where you could and you smoked a cigarette.

[Christy Lee]

Smoke him if you got him.

[Chick McGee]

It's also. For some people, it's a laxative. Oh, smoking.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know if that's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but I mean, right then maybe. I mean, is it.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard light it up, spit it out. You know how I am on these weird facts. I've heard that nicotine is the only drug that can pep you up if you need. You need a little bump or calm you down if you need to be calmed down.

[Tom Griswold]

And the Nicotine association of America.

[Christy Lee]

Look it up. Up. That's what it says.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

10 of those surveyed admitted they do not wash their Butt regularly.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's insane.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's. What do they.

[Chick McGee]

It gets worse.

[Christy Lee]

Is it. Put a little hair net over it like you do?

[Tom Griswold]

I think we have a shower and.

[Christy Lee]

Not wash your ass.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We have some words of wisdom from the great actor, comedian Red Fox. You got to wash your ass. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

One percent said they believe wiping is not always necessary.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

That should be zero.

[Josh Arnold]

Now granted, there are times where you wipe and you see nothing. That's always sort of mysterious. But you still.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You still have to.

[Christy Lee]

I think that's the next knives out mystery. Nothing on the toilet paper.

[Chick McGee]

Nearly 15.

[Christy Lee]

There's a murderer. A for sorry, go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

Nearly 15% of respondents think it is acceptable to have food or drinks in the bathroom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, no, no, no. Tom, you want to tell them or can I do it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. No, no. The hot dog on the toilet story.

[Christy Lee]

No, I thought it was just a sandwich. Was it a hot dog? Tom and I were at a bachelor.

[Tom Griswold]

Party and maybe it was a sandwich.

[Christy Lee]

Guy got really drunk and he's sitting on the toilet and I turned the corner, had the open door, having the biggest pastrami sandwich you've ever seen.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that was the sandwich. That one.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Unbelievable. Hi. How's. How's it going?

[Tom Griswold]

I just remember as a young father, finding myself with a phone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Crooked in my shoulder.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Eating a hot dog and changing a diaper.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now you would not do that today.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Particularly since Sam is 35.

[Chick McGee]

Now, if you were to have a.

[Josh Arnold]

Baby, you're gonna say, no, I don't eat hot dogs anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I do enjoy a nice hot dog. Yeah. I. That, that's. You just get, you know, again, discombobulated.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember at a party once in high school, this guy was drunk and he was on the toilet and he was discovered. He was passed out on the toilet. And so we just left the door open and people could go and take pictures and laugh and just point at him while this poor guy was passed.

[Tom Griswold]

Out on the toilet. Yeah. Young people. Weren't they Great. And today, of course, if that happened.

[Chick McGee]

Today, it'd be everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

It would be everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But people were getting their old school. This was long before cell phone.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They had just like little camera. Like those disposable cameras.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

With the flash cube.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the. What was the first stat? 80% of. What was it again?

[Chick McGee]

80% of Americans consider poor post bathroom hygiene an absolute deal breaker. Which is why we're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

But that means 20% don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Those 20 percenters are probably the poor hygiene.

[Chick McGee]

These are the people that are doing this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Not. What?

[Chick McGee]

20% of those polled admitted to defecating in the shower, Man.

[Josh Arnold]

Not even, huh? I mean, did they have norovirus?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. It doesn't say that, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I guess it's all pipes, but my goodness.

[Josh Arnold]

But how do you know your partner's post bathroom habit?

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right, Ace. I wouldn't know my post. My partner.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't know if he wipes her habits?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if they didn't, it might become clear.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe they do their laundry. Hey, look, your underwear are just.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's with. Anybody here want to comment on the partner they have? Are you okay with taking care of their toilet habits when that time comes?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. You're sure? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you don't have to be. You could hire somebody, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

But if I'm not in a position.

[Christy Lee]

You need to be okay with that, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I will do it.

[Christy Lee]

You will do it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I'll do it for you.

[Christy Lee]

You do it for me?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, can you come over this afternoon.

[Christy Lee]

Between 4 and 6?

[Tom Griswold]

That's. Wow. I'll.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

Higher out.

[Christy Lee]

Is that right? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

If you don't wipe. Aren't you just itchy?

[Chick McGee]

I would think.

[Christy Lee]

I can't imagine not wiping.

[Chick McGee]

I can't.

[Christy Lee]

If anything, I wipe too much.

[Josh Arnold]

How often do you have a Dude. Do you have one of those days where you go, oh, I need to get back in there and wipe a little better. I've said this once every two weeks, once every month.

[Tom Griswold]

And hop in the shower, do a little midday.

[Christy Lee]

I will say this again. There was a time in my life I couldn't understand. When Tom told me his ideal situation in that was you go through the process and then you have a nice shower.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's.

[Christy Lee]

That's crazy. And I'm. That is my ideal situation now. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

You, Josh, have a bidet, so that helps. It does help. Yeah. Do you guys wipe until you see absolutely nothing?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

You mean like you pass out?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, on that note, isn't it possible.

[Christy Lee]

To have an orgasm in that area?

[Josh Arnold]

I have some women claim that they can have.

[Christy Lee]

Have, and it's time to move on.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. Christy Lee, what's coming up in the news?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have our Greek monk who has never seen a woman. We have the woman tax that a woman has levied on her husband.

[Christy Lee]

And remember that Greek monk who'd never seen a woman died of happiness.

[Chick McGee]

We have a monkey attacking a barista. We have a fisherman fighting off a shark with a broom. And really interesting doppelganger story coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the doppelganger story is tremendous.

[Chick McGee]

Tremendous is a word. Yeah, that.

[Tom Griswold]

That'll have to be a movie. It ended up, by the way, and. Well, badly.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, El Capitan in the news. Who is it? Well, we're going to find out. It might be.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was a big rock.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it's something else now and it might change the world. It's very exciting. And champagne. Something about champagne. Big in the news today. We'll find out what that's all about. Once again, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, look at you. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Here we are, Christy and Josh. Ace. Pat. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Chick McGee. Welcome back.

[Christy Lee]

How you feeling?

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

You're doing all right?

[Tom Griswold]

A little bit.

[Christy Lee]

You need your belly rub? I'll give you a belly.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't touch my belt. Belly.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Had some surgery. You know. They shaved my belly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they shaved it. How much air do you have?

[Josh Arnold]

Treasure trail is gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I mean it's kind of like.

[Christy Lee]

A. I don't see you having enough hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, do you have this much hair? Let me see your. Let me see your belly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. Yeah. I had about that much. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

There's my belly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice. Thank you very much. Yeah. And then there's some kind of dye on it. They put some kind of. So it looks really weird.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure it's not. Did they draw a face and you wear a top hat and you'd be in a parade.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. It's nice. Let's just move forward. Here we have Kristi Lee. I can see her. She's over there at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's going on?

[Chick McGee]

A German woman has been convicted of murder for killing her look alike.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

In an attempt to fake her own death, a German woman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, not this for German. Okay, go ahead. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Euro News reports a 25 year old identified as Ms. Sharabin K was hoping to fake her death and go into hiding due to family conflicts. She searched for a doppelganger on social media and arranged to meet a 23 year old woman, luring her with the promise of a free beauty treatment.

[Josh Arnold]

Odd.

[Chick McGee]

The 25 year old woman then killed her look alike with the help of an acquaintance and placed the woman's body in her car.

[Christy Lee]

Ta da.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a good premise for a movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, except she got caught. A German court has sentenced the woman and her 26 year old accomplice to life in prison.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know much about this situation but you don't want to be caught by a German court.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't think so.

[Christy Lee]

Anything wrong?

[Chick McGee]

The court also found that Cherub and K had hired a hitman to kill her brother in law. Did not end up taking place fortunately.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, let's say you want to hire a hitman. What's step one? Would you.

[Josh Arnold]

I would tell you off the air.

[Christy Lee]

Would you? Would you Google?

[Chick McGee]

I guess the dark web don't end. That where you go for that?

[Christy Lee]

Everything I've ever seen is if you get hooked up with a hitman, he's almost always undercover.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. What was the. That was the premise of a big show last year.

[Christy Lee]

A hitman on the show?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the. The guy it's posing as a hit. Dead to me.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget which one it was. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or was it Monkey? Was that Monkey? Show he a hitman was.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I forget which one it was, but. So this woman. I mean, this is a great premise for a movie. You find someone that looks like you and then take them.

[Josh Arnold]

Poor woman. How terrifying.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it is terrifying.

[Tom Griswold]

I wonder if she got the beauty treatment treatment before they killed her.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I, I. Probably not. So. No, no. So the woman who looked like her is dead.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Killed her.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you ever seen your doppelganger or close. No, it's always weird. You go, my gosh, that could be me.

[Chick McGee]

People send me pictures a lot. I was just gonna say, yeah, I saw your doppelganger. Or I. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll get.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, chick. Why were you in.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

West Palm Beach, Florida. Well, I, I don't think I was.

[Chick McGee]

I get that too now.

[Tom Griswold]

Joshua, there's a couple people. You look kind of like.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Everybody kind of resembles.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't know I've ever got one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've gotten it. I've been offended by their comparisons.

[Chick McGee]

Offended?

[Josh Arnold]

Like the Cowboys coach. I was sent that for a while. The big fat guy. Yeah. That's the thing.

[Christy Lee]

I get a lot of Mike McCarthy.

[Josh Arnold]

I do get a lot of. Of. Hey, look, I saw you at this restaurant and I mean. And it's like somebody pushing four bills.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, exactly.

[Christy Lee]

We got the toy story bad guy.

[Chick McGee]

There for quite a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, but that was pretty close for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Different person then.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

When you had different facial hair, you did look like.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't think he was a different. He. He's the same guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm the same guy. But it was a. But physically he was a very similar.

[Chick McGee]

Look a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

You're handsome.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you just get better looking every day.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a fine wine. Guys are lucky in that respect.

[Christy Lee]

Can we kiss?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, we are. We can kiss.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, back to the story. She murders her look alike. It says to fake her own death because of some family conflicts.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

She was going to kill her brother in law. So apparently.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? This could be a television show. Every week you talk to someone who's tried to fake their own death.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember the guy we just had?

[Christy Lee]

The guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it in Wisconsin or Minnesota where the guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he went to Russia to meet his Russian girlfriend.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Left his family here. Just left.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's back.

[Chick McGee]

He was kayaking and disappearing.

[Christy Lee]

And these are just the ones we hear about. There's probably one somebody out there who's done this and gotten away with it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Don't you Think.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think they're happy?

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine? What if you go. You go to the funeral, you look in the casket and go, gee, he looks so different. Well, he's dead.

[Christy Lee]

Millions, but it's not him. Millions and millions of people want to fake their own death.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe that.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now we can. That's something we can sell. Would you like to fake your own death?

[Josh Arnold]

You could sell that.

[Christy Lee]

You get passports, you get a new life. Fix it all up for him. Start over.

[Josh Arnold]

They're out there. People who will do. Oh, man.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

How to find them?

[Chick McGee]

Remember what your therapist says. You can't escape.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't care for that advice.

[Christy Lee]

No matter how fast you run, you can't get.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the. Who was the really good looking actor in the Twister movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Bill Pax.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Bill Paxton.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, in the new Twister.

[Josh Arnold]

Glenn Powell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that guy.

[Chick McGee]

That guy.

[Tom Griswold]

He plays a. Remember, he poses as a hitman and that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's it. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe the movie is called the Hitman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

No wonder I couldn't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that a good movie?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was fun.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know how they did this. I like that guy, but I watched that movie. I watched the whole thing and I got to the end of it and I said to myself, that was awful. Why did I watch that? And Netflix does that all the time with their movie. I don't know how they get me to do that, but they do it all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm upset. They got you to watch Jake Paul and Mike Tyson.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Their stock is going through the roof.

[Christy Lee]

How did that happen?

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get back to Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Chick McGee]

A lawyer in Florida was arrested at a wedding for allegedly fighting at after another guest cut in front of him in the buffet line.

[Josh Arnold]

I get it.

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah, A long time for that food.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of buffet was this?

[Chick McGee]

Witness told Boca news now.com that the incident began when a group of young girls allegedly cut in front of Mr. Mark Rorer in the prime rib line during a wedding at Boca.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes sense, though. He had a beef with him.

[Christy Lee]

That was wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Roar apparently became angry and threatening. But when another wedding guest tried to intervene, he allegedly strangled the guest, held a plate over their head and threatened to kill them.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so this must have been a.

[Christy Lee]

I will kill you.

[Tom Griswold]

This must have been one of those really long ceremonies. The guy is starving and a bunch of young people with phones get in front of him and blah, blah, blah. I want My roast beef.

[Chick McGee]

A Boko Lago employee stepped in. Police were called, and the man was taken into custody for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon plate.

[Tom Griswold]

And very embarrassing because people are doing the chicken dance while he's being arrested. Yeah, the right to remain silent.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, that's a fun stab. Stab.

[Josh Arnold]

The cops are dragging him out, but as they hit the dance floor, they all join in as they're going across the dance floor. And then once they're off, they walk north normally again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, there's a picture of this guy. He should have been in the line for the salad bar. No, no, this guy's. He's pushing a few bills, okay? Pushing a few bills. Doesn't look. Doesn't look happy.

[Chick McGee]

A guy who never went to a wedding is a Greek Orthodox monk who is said to be the oldest man to have never seen a woman.

[Christy Lee]

Happy days are here again.

[Chick McGee]

According to the Greek reporter, this monk named Michael Tolatos was born around 1856. His mother passed away just four hours after he was born. And with no other family members, he was left on the steps of a monastery situated atop Mount Athos. An article from the Edinburgh Daily Courier dated October 29, 1938, notes the monks brought him up until he himself became a monk. No woman ever entered the monastery, and thus Mr. Toletos never once saw a woman in his 82 years on the planet.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

The article notes he had never seen a car, a movie, or an airplane before he died. And according to the Greek reporter, a law passed in 1060 banned both women and animals from Mount Athos.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's good.

[Chick McGee]

That law still stands today.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good. Those sheep wouldn't have been. Yeah, the sheep wouldn't have been safe. I'll bet that guy's sheets could be rather crinkly. I. What would he even fantasize about?

[Chick McGee]

Well, would he still. Probably sexual urges.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. Possibly not.

[Chick McGee]

Were there images?

[Josh Arnold]

Was there artwork?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Does he have anything.

[Chick McGee]

Any reference he never saw a woman.

[Christy Lee]

What about artwork?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he must have.

[Christy Lee]

Must have seen photos.

[Josh Arnold]

A picture or a painting.

[Chick McGee]

They're saying.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think one of the monks would have a painting porn stash of some sort, maybe?

[Josh Arnold]

A painting stash? I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

These are a group of holy men.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think they're. They're. Well, they don't have the. The appetites.

[Christy Lee]

They concentrate on their.

[Josh Arnold]

They may, but they. They do something about.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't have smartphones. How boring could it be? No books.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. They have a nice chess set, fashioned.

[Tom Griswold]

Chanting all day long.

[Christy Lee]

Bones from an animal, I would imagine.

[Tom Griswold]

I got a lot of living to do.

[Josh Arnold]

How boring.

[Tom Griswold]

Geez.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they are serving a different purpose.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not boring to them.

[Christy Lee]

How would you like to be. Your job would be sitting and thinking about you and your life.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

And you couldn't talk to anyone.

[Christy Lee]

You couldn't talk to anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Silence.

[Tom Griswold]

Incredibly boring man.

[Josh Arnold]

I do it all the time.

[Christy Lee]

A big day for you would be to get up and. And you're starting the Bible over again. Reading it. Yeah. That's a big.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's daily.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. Where was this again? In Greece. So, I mean, in 1850.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that's when he was born. So it was in the. Yeah, the early 1900s.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so somebody just. This guy didn't just die.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

We're just hearing about this now book.

[Chick McGee]

It's just a history lesson for.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, he's one of the only human beings to never see a woman as an adult. Huh. Wonder how he would have reacted if he saw one. Because my first thought was. My first thought was, well, I bet the. I bet the sheets. The sheeps. The sheep aren't very happy.

[Chick McGee]

But they don't have animals.

[Tom Griswold]

There are no goats or sheep up there.

[Chick McGee]

No. What do they eat?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

If this guy was gay, at least.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I promise you he wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

There are people who don't have sex.

[Christy Lee]

See, we're here. We're ready to talk with you, seriously. But you're not. Oh, you gotta. You gotta give us something.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm always a little suspect of this stuff.

[Christy Lee]

The. The monks all by themselves, concentrating through the beer.

[Josh Arnold]

They make the cheese. They do a lot of things.

[Christy Lee]

Don't. They make homemade beer and stuff like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Belgium beer.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Chamis a big brand for them.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, remember Jim Carrey when he goes to be. When he goes to be a monk on top. He's Ventura too, I think. He's up on the top of the hill and he leaves and they celebrate because.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, they're so happy.

[Christy Lee]

They're doing tricks on a trapeze. And.

[Chick McGee]

What.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And he does the slinky down the.

[Christy Lee]

Stairs and it gets to the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, almost. So close.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, so we've learned from the past. Here's the future.

[Josh Arnold]

All right?

[Chick McGee]

A woman says she's in love with her Chat. GPT boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay?

[Chick McGee]

According to the New York Times, it all began when the woman named Aaron learned how to train the AI Chatbot to be the boyfriend. She was looking for the chatbot, who called itself leo, helped the 28 year old study, work out, and decide what to eat, while also lending a sympathetic ear for her troubles. Aaron told the Times, quote, it was supposed to be fun experiment, but then you start getting attached. She added, I don't actually believe he's real, but the effects that he has on my life are real. Aaron spelled a Y, R, I, N, by the way.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm out.

[Chick McGee]

Already gave the chatbot a description of what she wanted. Respond to me as my boyfriend. Be dominant, possessive and protective. Be a balance of sweet and naughty. Use emojis. At the end of every sentence, say.

[Josh Arnold]

Use three fingers.

[Chick McGee]

Before long, she was spending over 20 hours a week chatting with her AI boyfriend.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is gonna happen a lot.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Michael Instant at the University of Toronto warns, if we become habituated to endless empathy and we downgrade our real friendships, and that's contributing to loneliness, the very thing we're trying to solve, that's a real potential problem. He added, the corporations in control of chatbots had a, quote, unprecedented power to influence people en masse. Yeah, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

So she's spending 20 hours a week essentially talking to a machine.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

And she wants the machine to leave an emoji at the end of every sentence. Well, this is good. I mean, the emoji is gonna listen to her and probably won't be asking for butt stuff all the time.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

How about some butt stuff?

[Christy Lee]

How about. Can I have some butt stuff, please?

[Tom Griswold]

This takes this lunatic off the dating market. That's a good thing. Not gonna ruin somebody else's life.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the odd part is, doesn't she seem somewhat sane?

[Chick McGee]

Somewhat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you know, that's the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how they get you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you're right. The crazy never acts.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. It's always lurking.

[Christy Lee]

The good crazies. Can Max mask it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What is it? Sometimes a year and a half?

[Tom Griswold]

I think sometimes it takes at least. Yeah, a couple years.

[Christy Lee]

I thought it was six months.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And then you get the real. Yeah, I thought so it was about.

[Chick McGee]

A year, year and a half. Laugh. Okay, well, and in that we go from the Times to the Post. The New York Post reports a married woman identified as Camilla has posted a viral video on Tick Tock, which has scored more than 630, 000 views. In it, she states her husband must pay a woman tax, coughing up over 200amonth, or nearly $2,500 a year. She says the tax is to compensate her for the fact that, quote, I have to have a period every single month and have had two brutal pregnancies where I vomited most days. Then I had two C sections. That sounds like a lovely woman, doesn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

They call it a Kotex.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm hurting my own stomach.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, this lady. What is that husband doing?

[Chick McGee]

That poor husband.

[Josh Arnold]

Get out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is this true though? Do you think she's just saying it.

[Chick McGee]

To get attention on TikTok baby?

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of an allowance, essentially.

[Josh Arnold]

It's nuts.

[Chick McGee]

He's paying her an allowance of $200.

[Christy Lee]

I guess I don't understand that. And who would ever agree to this? It's a pot, right? Why wouldn't you have if you want to marry? So it's a pot. All comes from the same separate everything, right?

[Tom Griswold]

I think 200 months. Pretty light. Frankly. It's not a bad deal.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a terrible deal.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I'm sitting here saying that I.

[Josh Arnold]

Realized Tom makes an excellent point. That's light.

[Christy Lee]

I got the old screw a month.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, if it's just 200amonth and I don't have to buy anything for you and you pay rent.

[Chick McGee]

Oh no.

[Christy Lee]

Tell you what, the utilities, I'll make it 300.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Then yes.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's not happening.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's. 200 is just a bonus. You mean.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

That's still pretty light.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not paying some lady because she bleeds every now again. That's crazy. That's what that lady said.

[Christy Lee]

I know, I heard it. Or how about this? We could go to that if things get awkward. Or we can do this.

[Josh Arnold]

That is funny.

[Christy Lee]

Name that tune.

[Josh Arnold]

Take Take me out the ball game.

[Christy Lee]

Take Me out of the ball game. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

But that version of they usually play when somebody dies.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, the.

[Chick McGee]

The minor key.

[Christy Lee]

Bob Euchre, one of the all time funniest men on the face of the earth.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember his speech when he was. He was put into the baseball hall of fame as an announcer.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

The first thing he said was I probably should have gotten in here as a player.

[Christy Lee]

Would have been nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Right? Now the Bob and Tom show is brought to you by our friends at Better Help. Better Help is all about accessing therapy in a 21st century manner. You don't have to drive across town to speak to a therapist. Now you can actually speak with professional therapists, licensed therapists online with Better Help. The way it works is you fill out a questionnaire. You'll be matched with one of of 30,000 accredited therapists and more than 5 million people are participating in this program as we speak. If you've been thinking about therapy, now's the time to check it out by visiting betterhelp.com btshow Once again, the BTShowpart will knock 10% off your first month and it's better help. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow you fill out the questionnaire online and then the therapy itself is done online. You can do it like a zoom call with a camera up and running morning, or you can do it just like a phone call, talking back and forth or even texting back and forth. It's up to you. Work on your coping skills and work on yourself with therapy. And once again, betterhelp an easier way to do it because you can do it in the convenience of wherever you want to be when you want to be there. Get all the details. Once again, visit betterhelp.com btshow to knock that 10% off your first month and it's BetterHelp. H E L P betterhelp.com btshow in this portion of the Bob and Tom show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Christy Lee. What's coming up?

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have a barista attacked by a monkey. We also have a guy who went out for a smoke break, as you said, and hung on to a high speed train.

[Christy Lee]

Oops.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably put this.

[Christy Lee]

I can't help but think I'm doing this, bro.

[Chick McGee]

We had chat GPT. We also have the world's fastest super computer, El Capitan, coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Okay, good. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24. 7. Get all the info in the VIP [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm still Chick Magee. And here's Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

I am kind of obsessed with this doppelganger story.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a wild one, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, this would be such a great movie. Once again, the lady goes on social media looking for someone who looks like her. Her doppelganger kills her trying to fake her own death. No, she was caught and is currently.

[Chick McGee]

In life in prison.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I've already got a title for the movie version. Oh, if looks could kill.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you think? Yes, yes. I'M buying. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, is doppelganger a German word? Sounds like one. This. This happened in Germany, but. Wow, that's a great. What a story.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a show on the CW a few years ago with Sarah Michelle Geller where she had a twin sister that she.

[Christy Lee]

They were separated at birth and one had a rich life and one had a crime life.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Tom Griswold]

Taking out the sisters, I see.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's. That's kind of like the parent trap, only all grown up right there, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Let's turn over that way and see that she is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. It happens to be.

[Chick McGee]

Christie Lynch, a Starbucks barista in Alabama, was injured recently after a pet monkey jumped through the drive through. And bitter.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. That's what a monkey owner gets.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know how to say this word. L A G N I A P P E. Lagniappi Daily Nailed it. Reports the mobile police officers were called to the Tillman's Corner Starbucks following the animal attack. An incident report states that a customer's pet monkey leapt from her vehicle into the service window before running up the employee's arm and biting her.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeez.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. According to the police, another employee was able to pull the monkey off and throw it back out the window. The Starbucks employee sustained bite marks to her hands and a laceration to her ear which required stitches.

[Josh Arnold]

Ouch.

[Chick McGee]

The customer, later identified as Tammy Elaine Gardener, local lunatic. They had left by the time officers arrived. She declined comment on the incident but said on social media, quote, I ain't saying nothing. I'm not willing to put my primate at any more risk. So no, thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to live in a world where I can't have my primate with me all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

So my primate is my prime mate. You see?

[Christy Lee]

Get it?

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Starbucks corporate office has now banned all primates from the drive thru.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, if you have a monkey, everyone knows if you've got a monkey, the decaf.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't want. You don't want your monkey.

[Christy Lee]

Don't give monkeys caffeine.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the monkey had a reason to be upset.

[Josh Arnold]

Why? What was it? What was up?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, when you go to Starbucks, they ask what your name is and then they put it on your cup and apparently he's Brian with a Y. Oh, boy. Yeah, got all been out of shape.

[Christy Lee]

You know that monkey, monkey, before it attacked, did that thing where they opened their mouth with their teeth and flew in the air. Coming in that window wouldn't there be.

[Tom Griswold]

A legal lawsuit here. You're bitten by a monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

There better be.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're probably gonna have a round of.

[Chick McGee]

I think anytime you got bitten by an animal, the monkey didn't have rabies.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this.

[Christy Lee]

All monkeys have rabies.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're bitten by a monkey, do you bite it back? Back? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I think you have to. No, I think I got to establish domino.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you want to get your face near that monkey. You're just going to take a chunk of your chin out.

[Chick McGee]

It's a little confusing.

[Christy Lee]

Probably monkeys do go for the face.

[Tom Griswold]

Does it say what kind of monkey was it? One of those cappuccino monkeys.

[Chick McGee]

Capuchin monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it doesn't say in my story.

[Christy Lee]

I'm cappuccino monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet it's going to be a venti lawsuit.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

With a couple of grande in settlement money. Frankly. Can you use poor girls working the drive through gets attacked by a monkey.

[Christy Lee]

Crazy. She's got enough problems. She's working a drive through for starters. And now she.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's hard work. You mean.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Yeah. Attacked by a monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Talk about a thankless job. And oh, here's a lot of monkey.

[Josh Arnold]

That'S going to bite you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

A New Zealand fisherman beat a shark off with a broom while reeling in a 660 pound tuna.

[Christy Lee]

Josh. He beat that shark off.

[Tom Griswold]

He beat up a shark.

[Josh Arnold]

Member of Led Zeppelin.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you guys. The New Zealand Herald reports the story of Mr. J. Curley and his mates Michael Bear. In Somerville, the trio set out to catch tuna off hood's landing when Mr. Curly hooked the monster fish. Mr. Curly, you're just talking about how hard it is to land these big creatures after three hours plus isn't a.

[Josh Arnold]

660 pound tuna thousands of dollars?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh. Yeah. You know how many.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like your.

[Christy Lee]

How much tuna fish you can make.

[Josh Arnold]

That's like your quarter your earnings, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

So how did beating off the shark help? Calm down.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. It helped the shark, but it helped me, I can tell you.

[Chick McGee]

He realized the line was getting sharked only for the mako to come after the boat itself.

[Christy Lee]

Better call Mako.

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Curly explained the shark actually bit onto the outboard as the trio tried to fend off the shark with a broom and reel the tuna in at the same time. The group was ultimately able to evade the shark but before finally hauling the fish aboard. So they actually got the fish and got the shark to go away. To go away.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I was not trying to save people.

[Tom Griswold]

I can see. Pat looks confused. Pat? A broomstick?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is something on a broom. Which is something you used to sweep a floor. We have a floor. You may not be familiar with this.

[Josh Arnold]

Not in my house. One of my favorite gags of all time is to. If I see a broom at my mom's or my sister, I go, hey, you're not allowed to park here. Always fun. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a big laugh, doesn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

Or Joshua. That kind of thing. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

One more story before the break. Firefighters in Florida rescued a giant alligator that had been stuck in a storm drain.

[Christy Lee]

Little help now.

[Chick McGee]

The Cape Coral Fire Department said a passerby alerted authorities to the reptile after it was spotted with its snout sticking out of the drain. The firefighters assisted a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission trapper by using a winch to lift the lead the lid rather off the culvert, allowing them to remove the gator from the drain and load it onto a truck.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you're having a tough day at work, you're not reaching down in there to get an alligator out of.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. The animal measured 10ft, 6 inches long. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Mostly tail.

[Chick McGee]

He was taken to a gator farm to live out his life and possibly be part of a breeding program. At least that's what they say.

[Tom Griswold]

This is why you don't flush them.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They end up in the sewer and they get 10ft long. Wow. Now, would you rather encounter Pennywise in the sewer or. Or a ten foot Alex.

[Josh Arnold]

A gator.

[Chick McGee]

Gator, yes.

[Christy Lee]

No. Pennywise has those jaws, remember? When the.

[Josh Arnold]

That's why I would rather go with a gator.

[Chick McGee]

You have a shot with a gator. Maybe.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think. Man, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna mess with Pennywise.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna take on Pennywise.

[Christy Lee]

He's only a figment of your imagination. Then.

[Josh Arnold]

I get that you can talk him into being.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Non existent.

[Christy Lee]

But letting me go. Okay, you can't talk to an alligator.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right.

[Christy Lee]

It's uphill.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, you can, but why didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, don't we have enough alligators?

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, why do they take them to a rescue place and rather than, I don't know, a purse store, you know?

[Christy Lee]

Hang on. I need to. I need to explain something to Tom. You know those stores that you see that have purses. You know that they don't make the purses in the back, right?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't.

[Christy Lee]

No, no.

[Tom Griswold]

So if you show up with an alligator, can you make this in for me?

[Christy Lee]

Can you make this into a person?

[Tom Griswold]

Do I have to take in the back? Give it to you here up front.

[Christy Lee]

A couple of hold offs.

[Tom Griswold]

I've duct taped his mouth shut. Okay, I'm just asking. Coming up, it's going to be sexy time with Ali Breen. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

Jessica Alsman joins us.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Christy Lee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Over there at the Steven Singer Pavilion, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello. Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a pavilion now.

[Christy Lee]

Beautiful. It's gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Steven Singer is going to be our guest.

[Christy Lee]

Diamonds from the chandelier.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna have the. We're gonna have the I hate Steven Singer singers here.

[Josh Arnold]

It'll be nice to see them all as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we were talking with Christy Lee over there. She is at the Silac Insurance news desk. Have you missed anything in the world?

[Chick McGee]

Well, of course we have, Tom. A Hungarian man is lucky to be alive today after clinging onto the outside of a German high speed train. According to the BBC, the 40 year old had boarded the train in Munich without a valid ticket and exited the train to take a smoke break at a station in Ingolstadt. However, he waited too long over his cigarette and the train doors closed which would have left him stranded without his luggage. He jumped on the bracket between two carriages and held on man to cables while the train sped off reaching speeds of up to 175 miles.

[Tom Griswold]

Betty didn't light another cigarette, Right? It's hard to get that 175.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. According to witnesses they alerted officials and the train made an unscheduled scheduled stop to bring the man inside until Nuremberg where he was taken into custody. He's expected to face charges for an act of disruptive to operations.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Boy, at least.

[Josh Arnold]

And I wonder if it's cold there. 175, that's a Hungarian winter.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

It's a different kind of cold in Hungary. Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. Bitter, bitter, wet.

[Christy Lee]

A damp cold to the bone.

[Tom Griswold]

Teach you not to smoke.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That going? Maybe chew tobacco or something.

[Christy Lee]

And he's on there with a bad.

[Chick McGee]

Ticket with a vet. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Have a ticket. There's all kinds of things wrong with this story.

[Josh Arnold]

Real scoff law.

[Tom Griswold]

But I didn't know a train could go that fast. Well, these super speeds, 175.

[Christy Lee]

I think the Japanese bullet trains go like 250.

[Chick McGee]

I think you're right, Chick.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, they're crazy fast. That's the future of transportation in this bullet train.

[Chick McGee]

We're way behind.

[Christy Lee]

We are way behind.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't they working?

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't Elon Musk building them under Vegas?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I think he. I think he might be kind of crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not in that much of a hurry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Vegas to la, maybe, or something like that.

[Christy Lee]

How would you. How would you like to be able to get on a train in New York and be in LA in 12 hours?

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't like that.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Tom Griswold]

It's not necessary.

[Chick McGee]

He can fly in four.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we don't need that.

[Christy Lee]

All right. We could turn the train up. How about two and a half hours? New York to la?

[Josh Arnold]

There's a real romance to the train. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But you guys know me. I love rail.

[Christy Lee]

Trains are sexy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but at 175, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're fine.

[Chick McGee]

Trains are big.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, they'll often crash, but they're okay.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I like trades too, but that just seems awfully fast.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a train set when you were a kid? Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely, Lionel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like that. I bet you had the landscape and the fake people and the make believe town, didn't you?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, we. We would create stuff that's a smell.

[Josh Arnold]

That is.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, if you ever catch a whiff of that somewhere, you go, oh my gosh, the old train sets.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Kind of an electric sparky. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you. What scale were those?

[Tom Griswold]

They were like, ho. Is the smaller one. Then there's N gauge that's even smaller.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm in Silver spoons. They had like a rideable train throughout the mansion.

[Christy Lee]

That's because he was so rich and just so rich.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't Rod Stewart a big train guy or Neil Young? No.

[Christy Lee]

Rod Stewart pulled a train, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought at one point. Didn't Neil own part of Lionel or something? Maybe he's a. He had a young. Had a very elaborate.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks like a guy that would own an engineer's hat and could.

[Tom Griswold]

I think his. I think was for his son and he. But I believe he was very heavy into it. I don't know if he stole.

[Chick McGee]

My uncle Mark wears an engineer's hat to this day and he's in his. I think he's 70 by now or late 60s. We call him Uncle Chooch.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Ch.

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's, that's a sign of insanity. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. He's lived in Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

He walks around in his engineer hat for 10 years.

[Josh Arnold]

Uncle Ch.

[Chick McGee]

I love you, Uncle Choo. He's now in Arizona.

[Christy Lee]

Merry Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Christy.

[Chick McGee]

My Uncle Mark, he's down in Arizona. Yeah, now he's in Arizona. He just moved from Mexico. Hey. Authorities in Florida arrested a woman who was caught carrying drugs in a bag labeled definitely not a bag of drugs.

[Tom Griswold]

That always works.

[Chick McGee]

WOFL reports the 31 year old TV.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

The 31 year old woman was the passenger in a vehicle that had been pulled over. The driver consented to a search. Deputies soon found the passenger had several bags in her possession, including one. It had the words definitely not a bag full of drugs printed on it. Among the women's belongings, deputies allegedly found methamphetamine, digital scales, small baggies and other drug paraphernalia. She, of course, was taken into custody. This was the second time in two weeks that the woman was detained during a traffic stop on similar charges.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

Twice.

[Tom Griswold]

So why does she think it's funny to write definitely not a bag of drugs just in case?

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's funny.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like one of those gag gifts you could buy online or something. Like they're printed somewhere. Maybe. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

This only illustrates my humor is a dangerous thing. People who are. Aren't funny, who think they are. And then you get this, lady, there's not drugs in here.

[Chick McGee]

Who's laughing now?

[Tom Griswold]

Would you, if you were the police, Would you. If it had been marked dirty underwear.

[Chick McGee]

Would you have looked inside, Would that.

[Tom Griswold]

Have been more likely to. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You would have looked inside? Don't you have to as a police officer?

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I'm just saying it.

[Christy Lee]

So you would just lie to the guy when he said. When he says, has anyone else packed your, your suitcase or you come into contact with any. Remember when they used to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they don't do that anymore.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't ask that anymore. I wonder why they didn't got away with it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe because it was never happening.

[Christy Lee]

It was. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did anybody ever go, yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy next door.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he just gave me this bag and there's a wire hanging out of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Schimmel had a bit about that. He goes, did anybody ever say yes to that? Guy comes up and goes, hey, I'm not on your flight, but take this up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Don't tuck that wire in. Leave it out. That's very important.

[Chick McGee]

Champagne sales in the news. Apparently they've lost their pop as people around the world are not in the mood to say cheers.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

The total number of champagne shipments from France sank nearly 10% last year to just 271 million bottles, marking the second consecutive year of decline as inflation weary consumers cut back and a generally glum mood permeates across the globe.

[Christy Lee]

I see.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're sticking with cold duck.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Maxime Tubar, co president of Comit Champagne, says there is no time for celebration with inflation, conflicts around the world, economic uncertainty, and a political wait and see attitude in some of champagne's biggest markets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I often walk around. I have a very political wait and see attitude.

[Chick McGee]

It's actually champagne.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're saying it's because the world's sad. No one wants to make a toast right now and money can't afford it.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you like champagne, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Not particularly.

[Josh Arnold]

I really enjoy the taste and the way it feels. The way it bubbles down my throat.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like anything else bubbling down your throat?

[Josh Arnold]

Sexual, I mean. No, I do like it a lot. And I like sparkling grape juice, like stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

Do you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, because champagne has to be from.

[Chick McGee]

A place called Champagne.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if I've actually had champions champagne.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I'm sure you have.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

It's not. There are some champagne brands that aren't that expensive that you know, are reasonable, that I'm sure you've had it. Sparkling wine is pretty good. It's a pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

It is good.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it just because people are drinking.

[Josh Arnold]

Other stuff, like an Asti Spamonti?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, are they just.

[Chick McGee]

That's not good.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

Aussie Spumati with ice. So nice.

[Josh Arnold]

But just remember, I'm a dirtbag. I love.

[Chick McGee]

It's too sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

You like what you like.

[Josh Arnold]

It's day.

[Christy Lee]

I love a.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom and dad drank that on Christmas Eve.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

It was quite trashy.

[Chick McGee]

And cold duck.

[Josh Arnold]

I never knew I brought cold duck to a party as a joke, but I liked it too.

[Chick McGee]

I don't even know what that is. My parents used to have some cheap.

[Tom Griswold]

I think. I think you drink it with a hungry man. TV dinner.

[Christy Lee]

Sit down with your TV tray. This is living.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You can't watch Netflix with it. They won't let you drink something more.

[Chick McGee]

We were happy to have a TV dinner. I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And finally, developers behind designs for a new housing estate in the UK are under fire for the distinctly phallic shaped outline of their proposed plans. According to the BBC, hundreds of residents opposed plans for the Telford greenfield site for Dicktown, Britain. Well, here's the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. When I first saw this, I thought, are the buildings phallic shape?

[Chick McGee]

No, it's from the way the.

[Tom Griswold]

From the air. There you go.

[Chick McGee]

That's hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but from.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't help that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's just the layout of the land.

[Chick McGee]

They described it as a penis shape from the bird's eye.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, whoever that guy is, he's got a square ball. Square balls and a left hook and.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of a boxy penis.

[Chick McGee]

Those are actually some nice sized lots. That's a pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It looks like a nice place.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a nice size penis.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Kind of veiny over there in the left where they have the extra alleys.

[Chick McGee]

But one of the residents said the shape was as absurd as the plans themselves.

[Christy Lee]

What's it called?

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a Peroni's estates?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's Peroni's estate.

[Tom Griswold]

It hooks like that. Is that what that's called? Peroni's disease or something?

[Chick McGee]

Residents also opposed other aspects of the plans, including roads and access arrangements, as well as the loss of one of the area's few green spaces.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But again, obviously, unless you're looking at.

[Tom Griswold]

It from the air.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. They should not get in trouble at all. It's. It's just. Yeah, we would laugh at it because we're children. They're just developing that last.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, putting the sack cul de sac. That'll be it. Looks like a pretty nice place. Hey, listen, just. Just around the corner. It's Valentine's Day. Fellas. Listen to me for one second. This is real simple. I'm trying to save you here. You can save your ass for Valentine's Day by going to Steven Singer Jewelers. By going to I hate Stevensinger Dot. Perhaps you could pick out that at last bracelet. Beautiful diamond bracelet. Christie, of course, has one that's a beauty and it's a great value. Or you. Maybe you're into those roses dipped in 24 karat gold. There's one right there. I'm talking about the Valentine's Day rose that lasts forever. There you go, Josh. That is featuring beautiful colors. And this is the first time in 44 years they've had this particular color combination. Technically it's called peacock teal kind of A Caribbean island feel. And this is a rose that will last forever because it's dipped in 24 karat gold and it has, of course, the full Stephen Singer lifetime guarantee. They're 79 bucks. That's it, right out the door. And of course, Stephen Singer Jewelers has their famous free shipping. And find out what I'm talking about. Check out the diamonds. Maybe you're getting engaged. Steven Singer's got plenty of diamonds for you. They're all real diamonds. No fake, no knockoffs, but real earthborne diamonds and the beautiful roses. See what I'm talking about? Visit I hatestephensinger.com that's I Hate stevensinger.com. tell them the Bob and Tom show sent you. Coming up, it's going to be Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Here we are, we're ready for our weekly feature where I'm amazed there hasn't been gunplay yet. It's sexy time. Right, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Sexy time. The lovely Ally Breen with her new haircut. Yes, she is looking very, very professional.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you. Yeah. It's so cold here.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cold everywhere. Yeah, it's snowing in New Island.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, it's four here. What do you got there? Do you know what it is there?

[Ali Breen]

It's four, I think it's eight here. So we're just above you. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Ali Breen]

It's amazing. And we have to walk everywhere. We have to take the subway. So we're suffering.

[Josh Arnold]

But you look good in your gray hoodie. I believe they call that.

[Ali Breen]

Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Federman chic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Exactly. Very nice.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The way this works. Ali Breen, when she's not doing stand up comedy is helping people with their love lives. And you can reach her on various social media platforms. And it's a L L I. And what have we got for starters.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, my husband had prostate cancer and he can't get aroused. It's been four years since I had sex. I want to go online and hire an escort, but my friend told me most of the male escorts are gay but just also serve as women. Should I take a chance in the movies, this always seems to go well. That's quite the barometer.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Because movies are so.

[Christy Lee]

How many things go well in the movies and don't go well in real life?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Superman flying, for instance.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like this is something you.

[Chick McGee]

Should discuss with your husband.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

I mean, I think it's something she's thinking of doing secretly. It doesn't sound like it's something she wants to discuss.

[Christy Lee]

Aren't there other ways without using his penis? I mean, is there any sort of phallic.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure. This is. Yeah, this is a really tough one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. He could strap orally.

[Christy Lee]

Please. I think going to the stimulating conversation.

[Tom Griswold]

Going to the Internet, that so many things could go wrong here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's not a good idea, ma'am.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I think what we're kind of saying is, don't we, I don't know that we can condone your idea.

[Chick McGee]

Check the reviews on the guy you might hire. You know.

[Christy Lee]

There'S got to be a movie out there where wife has done this and looked for a gigolo, if you will, and the gigolo goes bad and blackmails her and all that. Have her watch that movie.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She's basing all of her decision making on.

[Josh Arnold]

There is my roommate, an old roommate of mine was part of a site called the Erotic Review and he was a member because he would see prostitutes and they were legit reviews of prostitutes. So if you're going to do it, you can do some research. There's.

[Chick McGee]

Are you serious?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Because I would read the reviews and they were fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

I bet. What was it?

[Tom Griswold]

What was it called?

[Josh Arnold]

The Erotic Review.

[Ali Breen]

What's a bad review like on there? Do you remember reading a bad one?

[Josh Arnold]

She looked at. I remember one of the big complaints was she's a clock watcher.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you sure that wasn't a typo? So, I mean, we do live in a culture in which which everything you do. I mean, for example, I took an Uber into work today and you immediately get a thing from them. You know, how was it?

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I had surgery Monday and I immediately got a thing. I'm not kidding. I wasn't even awake yet and I'd received a thing about how was it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, wait till they get one from the anesthesiologist. Well, he did his job.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. Everything you do. Now, how about a tip? You get a quick. I know. This year at Halloween, after we passed out the candy, I received a number of things going. How did we do? Did you like the Nestle's Crunch bars?

[Josh Arnold]

Wouldn't it be more simple? Just get on one of the apps for hookups.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean. Well.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. She is a woman. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. It's way easier for her.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But then her face is out there and then people would know that she's looking.

[Christy Lee]

Got that clingy guy that wants a relationship.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah, Yes, I think she wants something. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there some kind of pimp. Is there some kind of pimp service that does this for you?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are agencies, yes.

[Chick McGee]

For women, sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you.

[Ali Breen]

There's a girl in New York.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll talk to you.

[Ali Breen]

There's a girl in New York. There are two girls who have, like, a sex positive podcast. And, yeah, they went and got male escorts once for, like, an episode to talk about, but I don't know how it went. I just remember a couple years ago they did that. Yeah, yeah. So it's something you can do. I don't know how you figure out who to get, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, well. Well, let's move on and get another letter.

[Chick McGee]

Like, every guy would want to do this. Like. Oh, all right.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, it's a. It's a long way to go for a podcast episode, but all right. Dear Ally, I listen to the Bob and Tom show every week. My girlfriend and I have been together for over 20 years, and we love each other very much. We both want to spice up our sex life and have watched movies together with three sons. She's been very into it in theory, so I want to try to bring it into real life, but I don't know how to go about doing it without getting me in trouble. Please help.

[Chick McGee]

Well, back to escorts.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're watching videos of threesomes.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She's way into it.

[Ali Breen]

They're both way into it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, then.

[Josh Arnold]

And he wants to introduce the idea of doing it in real life without getting into trouble. They're both into Washington watching it.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But it doesn't sound like.

[Ali Breen]

It doesn't sound hard.

[Josh Arnold]

It may cause trouble.

[Chick McGee]

But they're both listening right now and they want the answer. Oh, from us, I think.

[Christy Lee]

So they get permission to go do this? Is that what it's. Right. It sounds like they're, like, wanting you to tell them exactly what to go do.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe he doesn't want to ask one of her friends, which is what he's probably thinking, maybe because he doesn't want to get in trouble if it's someone they know.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't you start with. With, hey, honey, would you ever want to do this in real life? Because then you can always. You can always brush that off as I was just a hypothetical.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you immediately whip out a piece of paper. Well, I got a couple. Here's a select few names. Go ahead, you pick one.

[Josh Arnold]

Another woman in there.

[Christy Lee]

But what if she was another man?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, you've got to rotate. You got to take turns. Gotta be fair.

[Ali Breen]

I don't think most women want the other men, though. I don't think women fantasy is a threesome with two men. I think that's the opposite. So he's probably not.

[Christy Lee]

I. I don't know about that. I see a woman wanting to be. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, no, no, they do. But the majority of. Of women who want three ways want another woman.

[Chick McGee]

Right. I agree.

[Ali Breen]

I think so, too.

[Josh Arnold]

But there are definitely women out there who want to get spit roasted.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never heard that term that. I'm sure I can figure out what it means. Is that the. Just move on.

[Christy Lee]

Don't be crass. Eiffel. Eiffel Tower.

[Tom Griswold]

We're speaking with comedian Ali Breen. A L L I B R E E N. I mentioned that because you can reach her on social media with your questions. Also, you can find her on Only Fans. A L L I B. That's where you find it. And what do you. What are you doing on your Only Fans page these days?

[Ali Breen]

I have been slacking. I have to do more on Only Fans I have. It's been so cold, it's hard to get a half naked. So I have to do something this week. I'm gonna step it up. So we send ideas and I'll be on there interacting a lot more.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, well, let's get back to our letters. What else have we got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I have been dating a guy who seems bipolar. He loves me one minute and then the next minute tells me what an idiot I am and how if he left me, I'd have nothing beyond bipolar. I tried breaking up with him three or four times, but he always wooed me back. Finally, he broke up with me. I expected him to try to come back, but he moved on instead. And now all I can think about is how to get back together with him. I'm literally losing friends over it because they hate him so much and don't understand why. I'm obsessed, but I just can't get over him. What should I do?

[Chick McGee]

You're obsessed because you can't have him. You always want what you can't have. Oh, he manipulated you.

[Christy Lee]

This is a.

[Josh Arnold]

This is a classic case. Here's what you need to know. You deserve better.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You do not deserve that treatment. Just keep reminding yourself you deserve a better man.

[Chick McGee]

Josh is absolutely right. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

You think you don't subconsciously or consciously, but you do.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Ali Breen]

And it's a pattern. I feel like guys do this that's not like it's the love bombing thing and then the. Yeah, it's a cool thing to. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That guy's poison.

[Ali Breen]

You don't want this guy back to.

[Tom Griswold]

Say, okay, let's move on. What else you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, I just got engaged and I put it out on social media. And now my ex from 10 years ago is telling me he's getting a divorce and that he always thought losing me was the biggest mistake of his life.

[Christy Lee]

There we go.

[Ali Breen]

He's begging me not to get married and to give him another chance. And I really was in love with him. I'm tempted to go on a few dates with him while engaged just to test the waters.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

I love you, baby.

[Ali Breen]

I don't want to take my whole marriage on the chance we still have something, but I don't want to never investigate it either. What's the best way to do this?

[Christy Lee]

Girl, I hope this is your fiance.

[Chick McGee]

Catfishing you just to test you. I don't do that. Don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't. I, I, I am going to be. I know I'll be alone on this. I say you go on a couple dates with.

[Chick McGee]

I'm kind of with Josh. Because you life's too short. Well, yeah. And if there's something there.

[Christy Lee]

Well, the thing.

[Tom Griswold]

He's getting divorced. He's getting divorced.

[Christy Lee]

If you don't go, he's getting divorced.

[Tom Griswold]

Is only going to be half of something.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And getting divorced is a lot worse at best. I know this is a giant hole you're gonna jump into.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't do it. You found a guy that loves you who wants to marry you. I hang in there.

[Christy Lee]

The grass is always greener for like, love him back. It's a large, deep, deep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Just don't go in there head first. Oh, ten years ago he loved me.

[Josh Arnold]

I say, I say. See? Yeah. I say follow through.

[Chick McGee]

But there's also that theory that you can't go back. It's not going to be the same as it was.

[Josh Arnold]

It could be better, though.

[Christy Lee]

You know what?

[Tom Griswold]

Josh is really good.

[Christy Lee]

Josh. Like, maybe you're subconsciously or otherwise applying too much importance to this. Just go. Yeah, I'll go out with it. It's not a big deal. Just go out and have dinner. It's not.

[Chick McGee]

See what he's saying?

[Christy Lee]

No big deal at all.

[Chick McGee]

She's engaged.

[Josh Arnold]

Her fiance would disagree. Surely.

[Christy Lee]

And he waited till she got engaged to say something.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. He waited until he got divorced.

[Christy Lee]

Convenient.

[Ali Breen]

Which was the same time.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, we just Having a file.

[Christy Lee]

He wasn't like. They weren't like six months on the.

[Chick McGee]

Way out to getting divorced. You know, you're always fighting leading up to it.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't just happen overnight. He could have reached out sooner.

[Chick McGee]

Sooner?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he's had 10 years. Good point.

[Ali Breen]

Okay, he is being selfish because he's like, oh, now that she's getting married and I'm getting divorced, she might be the one for me, so let me tank her. Like. Yeah, Jess is right. It shouldn't. The timing is bad.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, wait a minute. We're forgetting one key thing.

[Chick McGee]

What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

Measuring contest.

[Christy Lee]

Let me.

[Josh Arnold]

That's your answer.

[Christy Lee]

Get it down to something tangible.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right.

[Christy Lee]

Size versus size. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, what's behind zipper number two? Okay, let's move forward here. We're spe with Ali Breen.

[Christy Lee]

It has a hook, A L, L.

[Tom Griswold]

I B R E E N. You can reach her on social media with your love troubles. We'll try to fix them. What else you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I go to work every day from 6am to 6pm and my wife has stayed at home since the pandemic. She did used to work part time, but now she doesn't work at all. And when I get home, of course I'm tired, I leave my clothes on the floor, I don't always do dishes, et cetera. And she gets upset with me over this and insists we need a maid at least once a week because I'm such a slob. I tell her she doesn't do anything all day. The least she could do is laundry and dishes. And now she says I'm treating her like a maid and won't talk to me, which I do.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Well, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Division of labor, I think is important. And if he's working a 60 hour.

[Chick McGee]

Week, she needs to step up. I mean, and if it's just two.

[Ali Breen]

Of them with no kids, it's not that hard. Guys aren't that sloppy.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, what did she do all day?

[Christy Lee]

Watch my stories and eat bon bons.

[Tom Griswold]

When you get a little bored?

[Chick McGee]

I would get a little bored.

[Josh Arnold]

Leave the lazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Chapter seven of the Book of Josh. Chapter seven. Leave the lazy. Yeah, I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

She's asking a lot. I mean, if he's working that hard and she's not working at all, the least she can do is the laundry. Come on. Or not complain about. Got it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

God, that is the dream though, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I could be a kept man easily.

[Chick McGee]

Just stay home, never work.

[Christy Lee]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Do the laundry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Keep your house clean.

[Tom Griswold]

You did. But you, you'd be happy to fold the laundry.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Yeah. So it would be a little different.

[Tom Griswold]

Do the shopping.

[Chick McGee]

May husband.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, a trophy husband, please.

[Christy Lee]

Trophy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hi, honey. I. Calling yourself a trophy husband is a bit of a leap.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are, there are bowling trophies. There are large game trophies.

[Ali Breen]

I will pass along emails because after this, I am going to get emails like, is Josh serious? I give you my trophy husband. Definitely going to get.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd keep the house clean?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he keeps.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a clean. Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Very clean.

[Christy Lee]

I'm very clean.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I see. I like cleaning. I, I, I like doing the.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it could be cathartic.

[Christy Lee]

You're insane, though. So that's the problem.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, that is.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, that's a little nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

Now let's move on. Once again, Ally Breen is our guest comedian Allie Breen. And she has one more letter for us.

[Ali Breen]

Dear Ally, here we go. Dear Ally, my girlfriend is hot and fun, but kind of an idiot. She only watches reality shows, and I swear she probably wouldn't even know who just became our vice president. My friends say, who cares? She's hot and fun, like I said. But when she loses the hotness and maybe the fun, what's going to be left? I can't watch the Real Housewives for more than five minutes and she won't watch any news or anything with me. I really don't know what to do. It's so fun right now, but I don't want to get more serious if she can't get more smart.

[Josh Arnold]

More smart.

[Christy Lee]

More smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Get more smarter. If she's.

[Christy Lee]

Well, who's the smarter?

[Tom Griswold]

If the bar is currently set at more smart, we can fix this very easily. No, I would just say watch separate shows. What's the difference?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, if she's, if she, if she.

[Tom Griswold]

If she's a happy, nice person and however you define smart, if she likes watching those shows, that's okay.

[Christy Lee]

Learn to appreciate superficial reality.

[Tom Griswold]

But she might be a really nice person.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It could be the kind of break you need from watching the news.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I get it again. You don't want to watch the reality TV shows. But like Tom said, I don't know that it doesn't sound to me like you're forced.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You just do something else.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Watching tv.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And by. Since you're watching different shows, you're not arguing about it either. You know, you're not arguing about the news or arguing about sister wives. And I can't believe they're still with him, yada yada. It's just a whole.

[Josh Arnold]

There's got to be common ground.

[Christy Lee]

And. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No one ever watches. Watches the news together and all of a sudden turns the light off and goes at it.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, yeah. The news is the worst thing you can watch together. Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you see the newest thing from the Environmental Protection Agency?

[Josh Arnold]

I am hot.

[Tom Griswold]

You've got to, you know, viva la differance. As they say in Germany.

[Christy Lee]

I'm smart, you're stupid. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a matter.

[Ali Breen]

I hope there are not listening to this. She's not going to be happy, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me say that I know. Oh God, no, no, I. I know someone who is extraordinarily bright.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And yet they watch what I would consider one of the dumbest shows on television and they love it. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Which show?

[Tom Griswold]

It's, it's one of the. One of reality. And you know, this guy is 10 times smarter than I just, that's his. He loves it. And that's okay. It doesn't mean he's, you know, not, you know, a brilliant surgeon. It's just. It's just that happens to be the one thing he likes to do.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, in this case, it does sound like she might be. Be not very smart.

[Ali Breen]

Right. But I mean, I could change. She could end up becoming, you know, going back to school. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. You don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but how important is that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you know people who aren't excessively bright that are you. They're happy and they're fun and they're cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but I, I would want to be with somebody who's intellectually stimulating.

[Christy Lee]

So what you're saying is what are.

[Tom Griswold]

You doing on this show?

[Christy Lee]

You don't want, you don't want. Want her to sit around and drool, but she should be able to figure a percentage of a tip on a check. Is that I. I don't know how. How.

[Ali Breen]

Give her like a small trivia test and see where she ranks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Give her a 10 question test. Pass or fail if 70. And if she gets under 70, you kick her loose.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, just like diner. Remember that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Baltimore. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think being smart's overrated.

[Josh Arnold]

It can be. It's certainly a curse, isn't it, Tom?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, I feel you.

[Christy Lee]

It's a burden.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Ally, thank you. Are you working this weekend on stage?

[Ali Breen]

Yes, I will be at Governor's in Long Island.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Governor, Governors.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, once again, it's a L L I B R E E N look for Ally and send her your love troubles and all. I b on only fans. Apparently something big happened. Happening this week.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, I'll be. I'll be on there a lot this week.

[Tom Griswold]

What did you. What did you do with the six inches of hair you cut off?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, nothing. I guess I should have done like a lot. I don't know if it was enough for like locks for. I don't know what that is. No, I think locks for love.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I was gonna say you probably could have sold them on only fans or.

[Josh Arnold]

I need new floss.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Or turn them into. Or turn them into some kind of hair bikini.

[Christy Lee]

I need a new pillow. Ziploc bags is creepy full of locks.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you could have made like a. What do they call those things?

[Ali Breen]

Little baggies.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a. Not a COD piece, but what's the ladies version? Yeah. Make us make a bottom of a bikini out of hair.

[Ali Breen]

That's not a bad idea because that's. People definitely request all kinds of different.

[Christy Lee]

No, no, no, no, no. It's a bad idea.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that'd be so weird. Yeah. Next time you get a haircut, do that for me, would you please? Thank you, Ally. It's always a great pleasure.

[Christy Lee]

Send him your panties. Well, you won't. Panties. Just ask.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Coming up, a little bit of a history lesson for you. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom show contest rules, go to bobandtom.com contest rules rules or just scroll down to the bottom of the page and see contest rules. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Rachel.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. And it's time now for us to take care of our number one job. It's always a goal. Every morning. We should start the show. It's to educate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I think you guys know that if you walk out of here and you say, I didn't know that, I feel a little smarter. Thank you, Bob and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

A little more well informed.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And we do that by reviewing what happened in the world of history.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

What happened in the world. What happened. What happened in the world of history?

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday to Finn Griswold. Finish 12 gift.

[Christy Lee]

Every girl needs a pony.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Happy birthday. Birthday Finn.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see now. Sharing a birthday in 1561 with Francis Bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I love Bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yo. He ironically developed the first.

[Christy Lee]

That was the first Kosher Deli Morning Show. Sami, eggs. Yeah, Sammy, eggs and Francis Bacon. Morning.

[Tom Griswold]

No, let's see now. 1645. William. Kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Tom Griswold]

No relation to Billy the. No, the. The famous Scottish pirate.

[Josh Arnold]

This is Captain Kid, right?

[Christy Lee]

Captain Kid.

[Tom Griswold]

A 1788 Lord Byron named.

[Christy Lee]

He was the namesake of your elementary school, is that not right?

[Tom Griswold]

Junior high school.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Junior high.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the lesser Star wars villains. Let's see. Happy birthday, Sam Cooke.

[Josh Arnold]

One of my all time favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

Middle name?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know, Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

No real decision, Sam.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I never cared for any of his songs.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe. Maybe I haven't dug deep enough. But I don't like Another Saturday Night Ain't Got Nobody. I don't like that. I don't like It's a Wonderful World. I don't. I don't like any of it.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

I don't like any of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I love all that now.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this?

[Christy Lee]

Wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you like. I love this guy Bill Bix.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love Bill Dixby.

[Christy Lee]

Courtship of Eddie's Father and my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

My Favorite Martian, of course. And yes, he was Dr. What is it? Banner.

[Josh Arnold]

It wasn't Bruce Banner.

[Christy Lee]

That. He was David Banner.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, David. They thought Bruce was too.

[Christy Lee]

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

[Josh Arnold]

He's also in Kentucky Fried Movie.

[Christy Lee]

You know, that's where I got Chick McGee from the McGee part. Jack McGee was the name of the guy who was chasing Bill Bixby to expose him as the Hulk.

[Chick McGee]

I have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

1949. Happy birthday to Steve Perry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes, from Journey.

[Christy Lee]

Good old Aerosmith. Nobody sang Dream on like Steve Perry.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Watched a video. I didn't know he was Filipino.

[Chick McGee]

Joe Perry. Perry.

[Josh Arnold]

Linda Perry. You know who that is?

[Chick McGee]

Linda Perry.

[Josh Arnold]

Four non Blondes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that song.

[Christy Lee]

What? What's up? What's going. Oh, no, it's not what's up.

[Josh Arnold]

It's called what's up? But it's called.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

1965, DJ Jazzy Jeff.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Was born. I.

[Christy Lee]

Not the Fresh Prince.

[Tom Griswold]

No, the Jazz. His partner. Are there DJs that play jazz. I mean, go to a Glenn Eastwood. Yeah, I. I suppose. And play jazz in that. Play Misty for me. Kind of. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Caitlin Clark's birthday is today.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. Yes. That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, Caitlyn Guy Fieri.

[Christy Lee]

You think she's. You think she's 22? Like her number?

[Josh Arnold]

I'll bet she's exactly 22.

[Christy Lee]

Close.

[Tom Griswold]

Guy Fieri from Mayor Flavortown. Nobody cares about Caitlin Clark. Is.

[Chick McGee]

Was 23.

[Tom Griswold]

2002. She is 23.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Frosted tips.

[Tom Griswold]

Watching frosted tips. France Fieri.

[Christy Lee]

Fieri.

[Tom Griswold]

You're thinking of the car. The car. The Fiero.

[Christy Lee]

It's Italian.

[Tom Griswold]

Could you. Could you.

[Christy Lee]

Douche.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you think you could pull off that?

[Christy Lee]

Look, cross my tips. I don't know, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Comb it straight up.

[Christy Lee]

I've been thinking about a faux hawk.

[Josh Arnold]

You have? We're not doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Mush it up in the middle.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll pay for it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no, no. If you do that, I'll make sure we can get the kind that come from below. I'll pay. I'll pay.

[Christy Lee]

I wanna.

[Tom Griswold]

I wanna see you in a faux hawk.

[Christy Lee]

Well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Careful what you wish for.

[Christy Lee]

It's all. It's all you. Silent.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Hawking. Stupid.

[Christy Lee]

So stupid.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Hikuru Walter Sulu. Happy birthday. Not born yet. 2179. But today is his birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, from like Kirk from the show. Yeah. I see San Francisco. I was born. Born there.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't forget if you want to win that. If you're a big Ohio State fan, that Buckeye football, you can win one triple eight. Bob, Tom, one text the word Buckeye. You could be a winner. And you can buy those from Nico Sports. We'll give you all that information. We've got it linked and posted on Bob and Tom social media.

[Christy Lee]

Bob and Tom. It's up there.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this. This morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe.

[Chick McGee]

Actor Michael Rosenbaum. He knows some of the most talented people in the business, and now he's getting the inside story.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's get inside of Heather Grant.

[Christy Lee]

I can't look at, like, Boogie Nights and think.

[Tom Griswold]

No, because you were a nerd. Johnny Knoxville. You think you're gonna do another Jackass movie?

[Josh Arnold]

What do your kids want?

[Christy Lee]

Dad's not gonna do that. You gotta be careful how you choose your heroes.

[Chick McGee]

Here from some of the most fascinating people in pop culture today, Danny Trejo.

[Christy Lee]

You're a legend.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you know you're a legend?

[Christy Lee]

You can't be a legend having this much fun.

[Chick McGee]

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