The BOB & TOM Show - January 22, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show – January 22, 2026

A Mix of Comedy, News, and Audience Interaction

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Episode Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the classic signature blend: irreverent comedy, lighthearted conversations, audience stories, music, topical news, and sports chatter. The crew (Bob Kevoian, Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, and Pat Godwin) are joined by comedians DJ Dangler and Charlie Berens, with teases for a future interview with NFL Hall of Famer Joe Theismann. The morning features skits, musical interludes, open phone lines and listener letters, and plenty of friendly ribbing among the show regulars.

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Key Discussion Points and Highlights

1. The "Man Song" and Kickoff Banter (00:15–03:15)

• Opening Musical Comedy: The show opens with "The Man Song" (originally by Sean Morey), featuring the cast playing with its tongue-in-cheek, self-deprecating lyrics riffing on traditional "man of the house" tropes.
• In-Studio Introductions: The hosts playfully compliment Christy Lee’s “lumberjack” outfit (“Very sexy. She’s a lumberjack and she’s okay…” – Bob, 02:38).
• Banter About Small Talk: Chick confesses distaste for small talk (“You know me, I hate small talk” – Chick, 03:15), which prompts mock confusion from Bob.

2. News, Sports, and Pop Culture Riffs

Tom Brady vs. Aaron Rodgers: Who'd You Rather? (04:00–05:51)

• The gang muses on who they'd rather hang out (or sleep) with: Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady.
  • “Aaron's much more rugged.” – Bob (04:39)
  • “I kind of like the clean cut Tom Brady.” – Christy (04:44)
  • "Tom Brady's probably shaved down there. Very odd." – Bob (04:54)

Remembering Wolfman Jack (06:04–10:03)

• Extended reminiscence about iconic radio DJ Wolfman Jack, sharing stories of his personality, physical appearance, and legendary status.
  • “He was probably 350, maybe 400 pounds…” – Bob (07:03)
  • “He wore a cape.” – Christy (06:16)

Listener Letters: Dating Disasters and Wordle Obsessions (17:23–23:52)

• The team reads audience emails about first dates, snow stories, and Wordle tips.
  • “The Bob & Tom Book Club… our first book: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. First meeting Sunday at 2:00.” – Chick (22:53)
  • “Wordle has about 2 million players a day. Isn’t that something?” - Josh (22:09)

Snowstorm “Fern” (10:42–13:58, 32:39–33:34)

• Discussion about the incoming winter storm, humorously lamenting the name ‘Fern’ and the trend of giving storms non-threatening names.
  • “Fern. That’s not a scary name at all.” – Christy (11:47)
  • “Name it Mrs. Hitler. Make people frightened of it.” – Bob (11:51)
  • “I think Fern’s appropriate. Sounds like a chilly old windy hag to me.” – Josh (12:20)
• Lists of “grandma” names and storm-naming hijinks ensue.

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3. “Fattest Thing I Ever Did” Returns (33:42–36:13, 37:00–39:31)

• By listener request, the team shares recent “fattest things” they’ve done, such as feeding dogs whipped cream with their food (Chick), eating pizza, and adding extra Oreos to cookies and cream ice cream.
• Memorable moment: Musical riff and raunchy lyrics about being “the fattest.”
  • “All I do, I eat and jerk it and eat.” – Show song (39:05)
  • “Jet’s Pizza. It’s the best.” – Chick (36:48)
  • “You don’t have to be fat to do fat things, though.” – Josh (39:36)

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4. Listener Oddities: Thermostat OCD, Elevator Rituals, and Restroom Strategies (39:56–43:45)

• Letters about quirks such as setting thermostats to numbers divisible by 5, pushing elevator buttons multiple times, and mapping the city's best bathrooms.
  • “Anytime I’m in my car, I need to adjust the volume to a number divisible by 5.” – Listener email (41:07)
  • “I think Fern’s appropriate. Sounds like a chilly, old, windy hag to me.” – Josh (12:20)

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5. Pop Culture: Favorite Movies, Music, and Bond Debates (45:09–48:42, 107:13–113:19)

• Crew members rattle off their favorite movies:
  • Goodfellas (Josh), LA Story (Josh), Toy Story (Tom), Paddington 2 (Tom), Road House (Christy), Waiting for Guffman (DJ Dangler)
  • “Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick… But my favorite is Road House.” – Christy (47:06)
• Recurring ABBA/Mamma Mia debate: Christy's love for ABBA is constantly teased by Bob, who describes their music as “whitest, soulless music ever made” (90:02), while DJ Dangler voices support.
  • “It’s the whole movie is like watching an ad for family.” – DJ (89:54)
• James Bond rankings: Debate over the best James Bond films and theme songs (Thunderball, Goldfinger, Skyfall, etc.).
  • “Goldfinger is not even my favorite.” – DJ (110:27)
  • “Paul McCartney’s ‘Live and Let Die’… number three.” – Christy (113:00)
  • “Billy Eilish, No Time to Die… it is good.” (111:44)

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6. Practical Life, Home, and Winter Memories (58:58–63:08)

• The team swaps snowstorm stories, recalls being snowed in, and the joyous childhood snow days.
  • “My car was completely covered… left it at Arby’s.” – Christy (60:57)
• Affirmations bit: Mock self-help mantras: “Enjoy building them up, love breaking them down.” (63:38)

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7. Quirky Product and Charity News (71:27–74:35, 94:03–96:38)

• A hair care brand attempts a Guinness World Record for most "hair flip" videos posted in 24 hours, leading to a practical explanation (hair flipping for attraction or fun) and jokes about alternative body hair flips.
  • “Can it be the hair on your ass?” – Bob (72:26)
• Valentine’s Day pitches: Steven Singer Jewelers’ gold-dipped “Sunset Rose” (and other jewelry offerings) are discussed at length, including live unboxing on-air.

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8. Listener Stories: Crime, Romance, and Water Sports Mishaps (23:59–27:29, 76:24–80:07)

• Emails about water-skiing disasters and tubing injuries, morphing into technological nostalgia about tubes and jukeboxes.

  • “I bet neither one of them could describe the other one to anybody… 50 years!” – Chick (25:43)

• Crime stories: A loose dog in New Jersey found wearing a prisoner’s ankle monitor leads to discussion about monitoring technology, house arrest, and Chick’s homebody tendencies.

  • “I could be on house arrest and there would be no difference…” – Chick (78:32)

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9. Language and Swearing: Inventing New Swear Words (140:29–141:47)

• DJ Dangler proclaims 2026 his year to “be a nicer human.”
• The group debates the merits of made-up swears versus classic ones.
  • “I am determined to be a nicer human… but the other day I told a fat guy in camo he was asking too much out of camouflage.” – DJ (139:05)
  • “I like yelling ‘rats!’ and meaning it, like I’m a 70’s cartoon.” – DJ (141:57)

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10. Guest Segments

Comedian DJ Dangler (85:22–98:21, 116:34–117:20, 138:40ff)

• DJ’s signature dry, self-aware humor sparks laughter, especially when joking about his husky puppy (“he’s a dachshund; he’s just fat as hell” – DJ, 117:17) and his resolution to “be nicer.”
• Shares his take on beards, wrestling fandom, and family dynamics.

Comedian Charlie Berens (124:01–136:14)

• Joins remotely, brings Midwest charm and practical humor, discusses the merits of stacking washers and dryers, and the odd regional custom of putting ice in toilets for snow days.
  • “You ever put ice in the toilet to ask for a snow day?” – Charlie (130:06)
• Teases his Grandpa Bob’s branded fishing lures and upcoming tour.

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Notable Quotes and Moments (with Timestamps)

• “I don't take no crap from anybody else but you... I'm the man of this house until you get home.” — Bob, in-character during "Man Song" (00:37)
• “I don't want a kale smoothie; I want to have a cocktail.” — Christy Lee, Aaron Rodgers v. Tom Brady debate (04:15)
• “She works all night and she works all day. She wears women's clothing. Oh, you do?” — Chick, teasing Christy’s outfit (02:44)
• “Pays to not pay attention.” — Bob, after Josh guesses Wolfman Jack’s age correctly without listening (06:53)
• “Fern. That's not a scary name at all.” — Christy (11:47)
• “I think Fern's appropriate. Sounds like a chilly old windy hag to me.” — Josh (12:20)
• “All I do, I eat and jerk it and eat.” — Fattest Thing musical riff (39:05)
• “You don’t have to be fat to do fat things, though.” — Josh (39:36)
• “Anytime I’m in my car, I need to adjust the volume to a number divisible by five.” — Listener email (41:07)
• “I think we might need some new swear words; the other ones are getting tired.” — Christy (141:04)
• “He's a dachshund. He's just fat as hell.” — DJ Dangler, on his new “husky” puppy (117:18)
• “I like yelling ‘Rats!’ and meaning it, like I’m a 70s cartoon.” — DJ (141:57)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Opening/Man Song and Banter: 00:15–03:15
• Brady vs. Rodgers: 04:00–05:51
• Wolfman Jack Reminiscences: 06:04–10:03
• Snowstorm “Fern”: 10:42–13:58, 32:39–33:34
• Fattest Thing I Ever Did Feature: 33:42–36:13, 37:00–39:31
• Thermostat and Elevator OCD: 39:56–43:45
• Favorite Movie/Music Debates: 45:09–48:42, 107:13–113:19
• Charlie Berens Remote Interview: 124:01–136:14
• Listener Letters (dating mishaps, Wordle): 17:23–23:52
• Swearing & Language Play: 140:29–141:47

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Tone and Language

The show’s signature blend of sarcasm, deadpan, riffing, and friendly mockery is omnipresent. Audience letters and phone-ins are treated with warmth but also lampooned with jokes, and the regulars’ chemistry is apparent throughout. The discussion is often irreverent but rarely mean-spirited. Recurring topics like “fattest thing I ever did,” weather rants, and pop culture rankings provide a familiar, interactive tone for longtime listeners.

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Summary Wrap-Up

Listeners are treated to a humorous, freewheeling morning: musical parodies, pop culture hot-takes, quirky listener stories, and the offbeat camaraderie of The BOB & TOM Show crew alongside colorful guests. Highlights include the return of beloved segments (“Fattest Thing I Ever Did”), a deep dive into snowstorm memories, an extended debate over the best Bond movie and theme song, and Christy’s impromptu tap dancing. If you missed this episode, you missed a morning of laughs, friendly debates, and the comforting consistency of one of radio’s true institutions.

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Transcript

[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies and gentlemen. The man song.

[Chick McGee]

He's the man, he's the man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't take no crap from anybody else but you. I wear the pants around here when I finish with your laundry. Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight. When I say jump, you say, you're right. I'm the man of this house until you get home.

[Chick McGee]

He's the man.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the man. What I say goes around here. Right out the window. And I don't want to hear a lot of whining, so I'll shut up. The sooner you learn who's boss around here. The sooner you can give me my orders to you. Cause I'm head honcho around here.

[Pat Godwin]

But calling my head.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's the man, he's the man. And I can have sex any time that you want. Cause I'm a man who has needs. But they're not that important.

[Pat Godwin]

And don't expect any flowers from me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cause if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle when you're not around. He's the man.

[Chick McGee]

He's the man.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'll drink and watch sports Whenever I want to get in trouble. And I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch. Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And I'm gonna do what you tell me to. Because I'm top dog around here. But I've been neutered. He's the. He's the man. You the man.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you think he's gonna say one thing, but he doesn't. He says something else totally different.

[Bob Kevoian]

You the man.

[Chick McGee]

He's the man. Plunk a plunk, a plunk, a plunk.

[Bob Kevoian]

A man.

[Chick McGee]

And talks like a baby.

[Christy Lee]

Knew this would start. Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

What time is the Lumberj crew getting here? Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Pardon?

[Bob Kevoian]

Look like a lumberjack.

[Chick McGee]

That's lovely.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very sexy.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a lumberjack and she's okay. She works all night and she works all day.

[Chick McGee]

She wears women's clothing. Oh, you do?

[Christy Lee]

I do. Yes, generally.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. Now we got a lot to get to, as usual.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a Sean Mory in the classic the Man Song with a great arrangement by Steve Ali.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, great Great, great music.

[Bob Kevoian]

Everyone loves that song. Is there any banjo on that? I think we got rid of normally.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you got rid of the man.

[Bob Kevoian]

There might have been. Might have been some there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about small talk? You know me, I hate small talk.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

What? Somebody walks up to you and goes, hey, did you bring this weather with you? You know, stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's wrong with that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't, I don't care for it. I don't care for it really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe you're in the wrong business.

[Chick McGee]

What, what business am. What.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is all. What am I saying?

[Chick McGee]

When you, when you find out what business that I'm in, will you tell me? I'd really like to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I zero in on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Couldn't disagree with you. Coming up, we have comedians DJ Dangler and Charlie Barrons and oh, oh, Joe Theisman.

[Chick McGee]

What can I do you for?

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. Are you gonna say that to Joe when you see him?

[Chick McGee]

No. Good morning, seven. How's things going, buddy? All right. Hey, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we were talking off a few minutes ago. If you were going to hang out with. If you had a choice of hanging out with Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady, who would be the more fun? Hank.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God. Aaron Rodgers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think so too. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I bet you a stunning amount of people, 90% would pick Aaron.

[Christy Lee]

Hell yeah. I don't want a kale smoothie. I want to have a cocktail.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Hey, finish that up and we'll go kiss my kids. Let's do this. That's a fun thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Chick was more handsome. You'd rather sleep with Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady?

[Chick McGee]

They're both, I think, equally.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not equal.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh, they're good looking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Aaron's much more rugged.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you like that? Like a rough guy.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of like the clean cut Tom Brady.

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen Brady with a beard.

[Christy Lee]

I know, that's why I like him.

[Chick McGee]

Rogers rocks a beard, that's for sure.

[Christy Lee]

Clean cut, All American boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Tom Brady's probably shaved down there. Very odd.

[DJ Dangler]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You know, if there was.

[Christy Lee]

What's wrong with that?

[Chick McGee]

A sports figure.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you want to look like you're a 14 year old.

[Chick McGee]

If there's a sports.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, let's you. Oh, oh. I could start a conversation right now and get me in a lot of trouble.

[Chick McGee]

Watch your mouth. If there was a sports figure who was injecting placenta blood into their skin, it's. It's Tom Brady.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure, I would see that.

[Chick McGee]

I think he. Somebody will Tell me. I think he has minority ownership in the Raiders, of course, but also some sort of longevity in life company or something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, right. Yeah, we had that story a while back. This isn't the one where they freeze you and cut your head off.

[Chick McGee]

No. But something. Something in that sphere, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

He doesn't want to stop being Tom Brady, I don't think. Ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, just a couple quick things. Yesterday we missed an important birthday. The great Wolfman Jack, now, real name Bob Smith.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, Bob Smith. Born in Brooklyn and he kind of affected a Wolfman like look. A big pompadour and a sort of widow's peak sculpted mustache that.

[Christy Lee]

And he wore a cape.

[Bob Kevoian]

He did, yes. Well, did you ever meet him, Pat? Yeah, I did. Yeah, one time. Yeah, me too. I met him a couple times and when I met him, he was toward the end of his life, very, very large man. Yeah, that's what he's.

[Chick McGee]

Guess how old he was when he. When he passed away.

[Christy Lee]

62.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm gonna go 73.

[Chick McGee]

Josh, you have a guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I was not listening. I don't. I honestly could not tell you what you guys are talking.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I was reading these emails.

[Christy Lee]

That's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wolfman Jack.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

And the age he was when he.

[Josh Arnold]

When he passed? 58.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pays to not pay attention.

[Chick McGee]

One year over 57.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? I saw Wolfman Jack in a. We were in line at a buffet at a radio convention. You'd find him there, and he was wearing a cape and a big hat, and he was probably 350, maybe £400. And he was holding the tray and a filterless cigarette. I think it was a Lucky Strike.

[Christy Lee]

Or a Camel at the same time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He, he, he. He got.

[Chick McGee]

Rocking it.

[Bob Kevoian]

He got very, very big famous, of course, from his cameo, kind of as himself in American Graffiti. American Graffiti.

[Chick McGee]

And also, wasn't he in Hollywood Nights?

[Josh Arnold]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's another American Graffiti esque movie. Not nearly as popular. Yeah, I like that one. He great Stuart Pankins in that.

[Bob Kevoian]

But he didn't. He hosted one of those.

[Chick McGee]

Midnight.

[Christy Lee]

Midnight special. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Night special.

[Christy Lee]

I was right. Chicken eyes wheelhouse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you remember my Midnight Special story. I'd go to the Kroger and steal flavored liqueur and go home and watch Midnight Special. I. I stole flavored liqueur because it came in a flatter bottle. So you just shove it down your pants and stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which actually, that does lead one to ask this question. I wonder if the bottlers are aware. Thinking about that when they go, I don't think this will be too easy to steal.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it would give them the first one free, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Something like that maybe. Interesting.

[Christy Lee]

Thought I had to fit in your pocket though, if you're, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Mask like.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I wonder if that's. I wasn't that one of the reasons in the packaging of CDs they started putting. Putting them in the big long thing because they'd A, fit in the bins and B, I think I read this, they were a lot harder to steal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, very good. But yeah, we talked to the Wolf man. If you'd like to hear a little bit of it. It went something like this.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello there.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

That's about it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah, that's the real Wolfman.

[Josh Arnold]

Must have been fun to talk to him though.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he died about two weeks after we talked to him, so.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, bad luck, I guess, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he had a book out or something. But in any event, we missed his birthday yesterday. Was born in 1938. Robert Weston Smith. Oh, Wolfman Jack, the Wolf Man. And part of the thing that he tried to do was, I remember reading this, he always had a very deep tan and he was purposely kind of trying to be. I gotta be delicate here. Unclear as to what his racial origin might have been.

[Chick McGee]

Who, who puts that in a.

[Christy Lee]

Never thought about it.

[Chick McGee]

Description of Wolfman? Nobody.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that was. But no, that was part of the reason that people were upset because he was broadcasting from Mexico. There was a whole thing about so called race music. You know, if you want to get into the deep meaning of this stuff, do a little bit of reading.

[Christy Lee]

Read his book.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, years ago.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think he died like what, mid-90s?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. In any event, happy birthday, Wolf Ben. Jack will be getting to more important things in history. And once again, comedians DJ Dangler, Charlie Barrons and the great hall of Famer Joe Theisman get his take on what's going on in the world of. World of the NFL this week. Have you made your picture?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're up at the Chick McGee on Instagram there.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are pretty confident.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy them. I don't know about the Broncos, but yeah, I'm pretty confident about the Seahawks. I think they've got that on the. Right on the numbers. Seahawks minus three.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And fortunately, am I correct in saying none of the weather will be hitting?

[Chick McGee]

Not that way. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a massive storm from.

[Chick McGee]

They're saying from New Mexico north to Maine.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Snow and ice and cold temperatures.

[Bob Kevoian]

Extremely concerned about ice knocking down power lines all across the South.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

So pay close attention to that if you get a chance. Look at some weather maps, depending on where you live, of course. The one place we really like it to snow.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you listening? Colorado. Utah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Idaho.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you. You might want to pay attention to the snow. Look at a map in relation to where you live, which is a good tip, Tom. Thank you. Well, you're welcome very much. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some jackass is going to be.

[Chick McGee]

If you live in north.

[Bob Kevoian]

Caught in an ice storm. I'm okay. We told you.

[Chick McGee]

You're checking out the map.

[Bob Kevoian]

Check out a map, you would have seen anything. Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

I live here. That's not going to help you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have your letters.

[Christy Lee]

I have to interrupt you. I just was handed this. This winter storm. Did you know what they named her?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they do get names now.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Fern.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fern.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's not a scary name at all.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

Fern.

[Chick McGee]

Art. Fern.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on. Name it, Mrs. Hitler. Make it make people. You want to make people frightened of it? There. There are actual stats saying that. No, there aren't. Yes, I can. I'll find the article.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hurricanes that have less threatening names, people tend to take them less seriously and don't get out of the way, so.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think it's due to more people not knowing where they live and not being able to find their places.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're so ignorant, they don't pay attention.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Fern's appropriate. Sounds like a chilly old windy hag to me.

[Chick McGee]

Hurricane Karen. Yeah, that'd be all right.

[Josh Arnold]

What was the last baby born that was named Fern? Fern. I mean, I'm sure, of course, we'll get letters sent.

[Chick McGee]

That's gotta be a mom, right? I named her after my mother, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's sweet. I used to live in Fern Park.

[Christy Lee]

You did?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Did you have a lot of ferns there?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know if they still do, but that was where they own a Fern, Probably.

[Christy Lee]

My yard is full of.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had ferns.

[Christy Lee]

We don't have a grass. We don't have any grass.

[Chick McGee]

Fern park, loaded with Chads and muffies and. And Timothy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Right. Now, I want to say hi to our buddy, Stephen Singer. He's going to be our special guest tomorrow. And Stephen is very much aware Valentine's Day is just around the corner. And Valentine's Day is a Saturday. Significant, especially if you're trying to get a reservation at a restaurant. But it's time to make sure that you have something for your sweetie. And I think maybe today's the day to get this done. And among other things, Stephen features something unique. The only place you're going to get this baby is from Steven Singer jewelers by going to ihatestevensinger.com it is the brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped roast. Christy has one on her hand. Tell me more.

[Christy Lee]

Christy, it's beautiful. It goes from a almost a yellow to an orange all the way down to a pink into a violet. Just like a lovely sunset.

[Bob Kevoian]

These roses are only available from Steven Singer. He does a new one every season and you can collect them all. But of course, there's the state of the famous Stephen Singer lifetime guarantee. And Stephen also has lots of great bracelets, earrings, etc. Etc. Review the catalog by visiting I Hate stephensinger.com Stephen, of course, famous for his great guarantee and free shipping. When's the last time anybody gave you free shipping? Sometimes you'll buy something and blah blah, blah, blah. The shipping. 24 bucks. What? Yeah. No, no. Free shipping from Stephen Singer jewelers. Lots of things to choose from so you can score big when it comes to Valentine's day. I hate stephensinger.com is the place to look. Once again, 24 karat gold dipped roses guaranteed to last a lifetime. And Steven Singer guarantees everything. And he's got that free money back guarantee on jewelry. So check it out once again @I hate stephensinger.com Coming up, very old artwork, perhaps the oldest ever found created by man in a cave. It's pretty cool. And we actually have a picture of it. Also we have exploding trees. Is that a myth? And we have a really good reason for Pat Godwin to play One of my favorite songs now. Not to mention readers and their fantasies from this is from the ladies who read romance novels. You've read any of those, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

I have read some romance novels.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's an interesting survey about what happens to the ladies after they read them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Ace is our romance model guy. Remember novel guy? He.

[Chick McGee]

He keeps one on the nightstand to impress the ladies.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, well, they shall be very interested in this story then. Also a really cool story about Alcatraz.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is really interesting. They got away with.

[Chick McGee]

They got away with it, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah. Now, Catraz first on the way. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom show. Get ready for the rush with Max Crosby. It's time. Don't miss the behind the scenes moments.

[Show Announcer]

Everyone'S talking about, regardless of what they say.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll take the fine. I don't care. All pro defensive end Max Crosby takes you beyond the field with exclusive insights sites. I could say this because I played them. This is the Rush. You guys already know what time it is.

[Chick McGee]

It was fire.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we'll be right back on the pod and we'll be talking about it next week. The Rush with Max Crosby. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's. You look like a real news person over there shuffling papers, ready to go.

[Christy Lee]

Look, your hands folded, highlighted and written on.

[Chick McGee]

You got things cut. You're doing ready to go Fortune cookie news. That's exciting.

[Christy Lee]

I like my news concise.

[Chick McGee]

Concise and thin. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hello, Josh. Arnold. Hi. He's at the IH Steven Singer, Sidekick Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick. And you've got your picks posted for the NFL weekend. Speaking of the NFL, Joe Theisman will be our guest. Coming up a little bit later on this morning, Chick's favorite player. And we'll find out what Joe thinks about the, the NFL these days.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if he's my favorite really. Well, he knows that I'm, I'm, you know me in Washington, I'm.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's your favorite? Rigo.

[Chick McGee]

He's up there. I always, I always like Monty Coleman. They called him Superman. You don't even know who I'm talking.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I'm Mr. Coleman.

[Chick McGee]

He's a linebacker, huh? Ran like a 4, 240. He was amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, that's interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Superman. Okay, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have lots of letters here. We receive them from you by going to bob and tomobandtom.com listener emails from sleep number.

[Chick McGee]

Enjoy personalized comfort for better sleep night after night. And now it's the Buy More, Save More event. You hear that halting tone in my voice? It's. I'd like to get back to the old sleep number bed if I could get that arranged. Save on beds, bases, pillows and more. Only a sleep number or sleepnumber.com now on your computer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. For starters, we had a new story yesterday about the actor William Shatner spotted driving somewhere in Los Angeles while eating a bowl of cereal and got a couple letters about that. And then I've got A Maybe an update.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw the picture of William Shatner sitting at a light eating cereal. Many years ago, one of my co workers was driving her car eating cereal and got on a huge wreck. Plenty of idiots around, he says now.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but did the cereal cause the wreck? Probably not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm assuming hands off the wheel. You got to have one hand holding the bowl, one hand holding the spoon. The rumor is that that was a Super bowl commercial being filmed.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That may be what. That may be why that picture leaked out.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

That would make sense. I don't know what.

[Chick McGee]

Other than it seems kind of late to be filming the suit.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. This is about. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Or maybe the picture's old. We don't know when it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Time will tell.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

So who knows? But that's. That is the. That is the rumor. That is what I have been told. Ah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, that has long been your favorite part. The ending of the National Football League season, often one of the greatest games ever played, the Super Bowl. And you don't really care to watch the action on the field.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I do enjoy the commercials very much. Speaking of the commercials, I got this book yesterday from Dr. Rick himself. Dr. Rick, the. This is the. Dr. Rick will see you now. A guide to unbecoming. Your parents, of course, from the. The famous Progressive Insurance commercials. And as portrayed by the actor Bill Glass, who we spoke to last week. But this is a terrific book. I don't know if this is available yet. This may be an advanced copy because. Rick, Rick.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it was a promotional item they made. And that's all.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they don't make it. That's a collector's item.

[Josh Arnold]

He said he can't get. Oh, he hasn't been able to get them to make more yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, but they're very funny. We'll do a reading from this book coming up a little bit later on.

[Chick McGee]

They would be an amazing gift for that special someone. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Back to the mailbag. Josh, you got something over there?

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. Yeah. Good morning, Idiot Circus and Christie as Teresa. Last night, I was at Nationwide Arena. You know who plays there?

[Chick McGee]

The Columbus Blue Jack.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Shakester.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And during a TV timeout, what pops up on the video board but clips from the film Mamma Mia.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

No kidding.

[Josh Arnold]

The joyous sounds of Dancing Queen filled Nationwide. They flipped back and forth from the movie to crowd members dancing. Everyone. Everyone seemed to just love it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Tom, we know you wouldn't like it, but you would like that they also had a mini blimp Dropping prize.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, all is forgiven.

[Josh Arnold]

Now she has for you wordle players out there, she has bonus info. A great starting wordle word is Rents, R, E, N, T, S. She says it has five of the six Wheel of Fortune starter letters and it ends with S, so you know immediately if the world is plural. None of them guys buy any of that.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's. I don't know if it's a word, a rule or not, but. Yeah, they don't use plurals, I guess.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very rarely will a word end in.

[Josh Arnold]

S. Okay, in the game wordle, did.

[Christy Lee]

You see where the New York Times has now released a game for two people to play together?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, it's called Divorce.

[Christy Lee]

I couldn't find any more. It was in my news this morning and I couldn't find my time to really.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know that Wordle and Connections have taken over my life and they're incredibly popular.

[Christy Lee]

Well, now you can play with Kelly a game. The two of you together.

[Bob Kevoian]

She kind of gave up on wordle. And then we have a. We have a group here in the building that plays Connections, but a couple people have dropped out because they get so angry about some of the.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, some of the connections. It seems like every morning it's. These are magazines plus a letter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or the middle syllable, if turned around backwards, is a chemical compound. They get. They get ridiculous.

[Josh Arnold]

So Wordle has about 2 million players a day.

[Chick McGee]

Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't that something?

[Christy Lee]

That is something.

[Chick McGee]

That's a micro percentage of people.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. But I mean, that's still a pretty good number.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Two million.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, sure, it's a lot of fun, but I. I would not recommend that word actually as a starter word, but that's a different story. You got a letter over there, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob at Top Show. Hey, Mike says from Midland, Texas. Hey, Mike, how about the Bob and Tom Book Club? He has some suggestions.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, let's hear them.

[Chick McGee]

I am appointing myself the president of the Bob and Tom Book Club. All right, Mike, our first book, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

First meeting will be this Sunday at 2:00'.

[Bob Kevoian]

Clock.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never read that one.

[Christy Lee]

You've never read that?

[Chick McGee]

2 o' clock Eastern. Bring a folding chair and a bag of Funyuns.

[Christy Lee]

Hope you like motorcycles.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about that Zen in the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's a good one, too.

[Chick McGee]

Would you participate in the book club right now?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't have time.

[Chick McGee]

Not even by zoom or I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Going to get a chance to read that book by Friday or whatever the first meeting is. Twilight in Paris Yesterday, a Dear Bob and Tom show, writes Roland from Idaho. Tom mentioned that when he was working one summer, one of the guys was a wannabe mortician and he had the vanity plate casket. That is true. I just retired from the funeral industry. I have the personalized plate ready. M B A L, M R. Oh, embalmer. Embalmer.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yikes. Okay, well, thanks Roland and hope you get some skiing in. In Idaho. This.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter from Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

VIP member for about 106 years. Well, thank you, Grant.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Says hey Mike, Mark and the rest of you or whoever reads this. The reason I put this for Christy is she likes sappy stuff and she loves Boise. Both true. First date was a blind date set up by a friend. We went to the zoo. Bird pooped on my date. We've been married 41 years and still going strong. See, that's kind of a. I poop.

[Bob Kevoian]

On her on her birthday.

[Christy Lee]

Oh God.

[Josh Arnold]

As a reminder every.

[Chick McGee]

She loves it.

[Christy Lee]

I tried.

[Chick McGee]

Grant, would you turn 50?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was rough. I was very ill.

[Christy Lee]

He says, thanks all for doing what you do and much love from the great state of Idaho.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got one kind of similar actually. Pooping from Bowling Green, Kentucky, from Brad. My first date was set up by a co worker. We went water skiing.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was her dad's boat. I had never been water skiing before, but on the third try I got up and was cruising around the lake. That's great.

[Christy Lee]

That is great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Getting up that quickly. He goes. She swung wide. I ended up going through a 50 foot patch of cattails sticking out of the water, slicing my legs because I didn't let go of the rope.

[Chick McGee]

No, never. No, never let go of the rope.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, last August, our 50th anniversary. Brad, you're the man now. We should maybe do a little water skiing for your next anniversary.

[Christy Lee]

Wonder if they still ski.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I bet so. I bet neither one of them could describe the other one to anybody. I have no idea. No idea what she looks like.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Bob Kevoian]

50 years.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, they lead separate lives. 50 years. Kidney.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brad, I'm so sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

It wouldn't occur to me to drop the rope in those cattails either. No, you'd hope. Just get me out of here. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you.

[Chick McGee]

Do you water ski?

[Josh Arnold]

No, we don't really.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you ever? It's fun.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

When we were kids, we used to.

[Chick McGee]

Tube you like to tube?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's. That's a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I tubed two years ago, and I went, I think this is my last time tubing.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Beat you up a little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when your older brother also was driving the boat, it was his goal, and he told me, he goes, my goal is to make you barrel roll for half a mile.

[Chick McGee]

Boy. And once you start barrel, there's no stopping.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are certain things you can put a date on, for example, more or less. When did school pictures go from black and white to color? There's also something in that realm of tubing. The first time I did it, it was a truck tire tube. And the disadvantage of that, Christy, was.

[Christy Lee]

This is the big thing that sticks out.

[Josh Arnold]

So painful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You wanted.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You wanted to make sure you were nowhere near that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Which was impossible.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And there was no way to affix the tube. You had to hold on to it. Hold on to the line going to the boat.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

But now the technology. We had one called a. The Bullet.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Which was a. You would get inside it, and it was a. It was. It looked like a bullet, and it was great for tubing.

[Chick McGee]

And they had handles inside.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Tubing technology.

[Christy Lee]

Have you tried the surfing? The surfing behind the boats? Have you seen that?

[Josh Arnold]

Wakeboarding?

[Christy Lee]

No, it's actual surfing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Call that wakeboarding?

[Christy Lee]

No, wakeboarding. They. Hold on. This is actual surfing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I haven't tried it, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd be concerned about falling in and getting chewed up by the propeller. I assume you're far enough in back of the ship to.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, a ship, but I usually go behind a boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought that'd be a great gag. I'm sure someone's done this on a cruise ship to have someone water skiing behind it.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, I can't imagine it would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Possible to do it. What you would do is you'd get on a regular water ski boat and be water skiing and then have the tow line coming from the stern of the ship, you know, and then get. Then you'd ski up to it, reach down, grab the line, and you know.

[Chick McGee]

How big those boats are.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're going fast enough.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I think they might be going too fast. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, you can't go too fast.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think so when you're water skiing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. The world record for water skiing is like the 100 miles an hour.

[Chick McGee]

Look it up. I think he's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And there was an episode of. Oh, God, what was the show with the two, two guys, they were like two stage crew guys in San Francisco. They were doing all the experiments was great show. One guy wore a beret.

[Josh Arnold]

They debunked things or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, that one. Didn't they do an episode where a guy was water skiing behind a. A skull. You know a like a crew team. They were rowing.

[Chick McGee]

This is the best 10 of a story I've ever heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I mean pull up a water skier.

[Chick McGee]

Mythbusters.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mythbusters. Thank you. I forget if they pulled them up. I can't remember it, but I remember it was kind of cool. That'd be fun. In any event, glad your water skiing day turned into a great marriage. Thank you very much. We have more of your letters. Once again you can reach us Bob and [e-mail] what's coming up in sports.

[Chick McGee]

We've got look at the nfc, AFC championship games. We've got minor league baseball and one of the worst absolute awful with a capital A world record. I would agree this reporter has ever come across.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I a lot. I don't even understand what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Brings worlds together that. Yeah, we don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

You've heard of Romeo and Juliet?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You never heard of Romeo and Juliet?

[Chick McGee]

What is that about?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to talk about Rougiet. Rougiet ready. What am I talking about? Well, it's about romance, fellas. If maybe the stress of your life is getting to you a little bit in the bedroom. Need a little bit of a boost. Well, contemporary science can be very, very helpful. As you know, a lot of products are out there and this is something you might want to check into to become what we call Rougiet ready. And you spell it R U G I E T. And it's all about ed. And this is a next generation prescription treatment designed to help increase blood flow and prime your brain for arousal. And it's a combination of three ingredients and a mint dissolves under your tongue. And most guys are ready in about 15 minutes. So see what I'm talking about, do your homework and find out what it means to be rug yet ready. R U G I E T. For a limited time only, you can go over to rouge yet.com Bob and Tom and get 15% off your order. Once again, it's R u g I e-t.com Bob and Tom. To get 15% off, be sure to use our links. They know that we sent you rougiet.com bobandom and again it's R U G yet it's Time to take back your health. Individual results may vary. Rougiet Ready is a compounded prescription that is not FDA approved. Visit Rougeet.com for full safety information. RougeetReady R U G I E T Coming up from Christy Lee at the news desk, we have a variety of fun things, including a great Alcatraz story, a cool class ring story, and maybe the oldest cave art created by man has been discovered. We'll tell you all about it here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

It's back.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, it's Dan Bongino.

[Chick McGee]

I've got some big news for you.

[DJ Dangler]

Starting February 2nd, the show is back.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. The Dan Bongino show is relaunching and.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'Re going bigger than ever. Join me live on rumble.com Monday through Friday, 10am to noon Eastern. We'll cover the stories that matter, cut through all the garbage and get to the truth.

[Chick McGee]

Can't catch it live? No problem.

[DJ Dangler]

Grab the audio wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember February 2nd, the return to the Dan Bongino Show. Don't miss it live as it happens.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick. Mickey.

[Chick McGee]

Hello there. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks sports desk. You pick two to six players, choose more or less and watch your lineups light up. For the big games coming up, download prize picks, use the code Tom and get $50 bonus credit instantly when you play. $5 must be present in certain states. Visit prizepix.com for restrictions and details. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're getting to some of your letters. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail] we always like hearing from you. Let's get a song out of Mr. Godman pretty soon. We have a couple of our requests here. Once again. By the way, we had the story yesterday about William Shatner, age 94, driving while eating cereal. Yes, spotted in Los Angeles. I have been told from a good source that they were filming a Super bowl commercial, so we'll see if that's the case. Speaking of the Super Bowl, Chick McGee has made his picks for this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, I have. They're on Instagram at the Chick McGee. Check them out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Also, Joe Theisman will be our guest later on in the show. See what, see what Joe has to say. It's always, always fun talking to Joe. Very interesting guy. Now, do you have a letter over there?

[Chick McGee]

I do. The emails from listeners brought to you by sleep number. Dear Bob and Tom show. Please bring back the segments. And I endorse this, the segment called here's one of the fattest things I've ever done.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, there, there is a special thing in the works.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I, I, we, I, I especially enjoy this feature.

[Josh Arnold]

There was a meeting last week about this.

[Chick McGee]

There's got to be some updated fattest things you all have done recently. I've actually incorporated this into the caring of my two dogs, a golden and an Australian shepherd. I, it's up to me if they do a fattest thing. So I, I do put whipped cream on the bottom of their food bowl, Then put the food in and then put whipped cream on the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And they love it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, when they come away, do they have, like a big foamy face?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. They don't leave much in the bowl, buddy. They like the pup cup, but it's in their food bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

There you go.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you use the kind of spray on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, it's the. I'm gonna. I don't want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Chick McGee]

Ready Whip. Oh, really? Ready Whip? Sports desk. Yeah, why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

And then. Which is the one. Which is the one in the bowl?

[Christy Lee]

Cool Whip.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool Whip.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I prefer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool Whip comes. Whip.

[Christy Lee]

I'm with you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember, it was the commercial.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever eaten a frozen Cool Whip? Just that. Out of the, out of the tub?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not, like a lot, but I was annoyed that I didn't know that it needed to thaw, and I. So it was essentially like a scoop of ice cream on my pie.

[Chick McGee]

And I think they have. They have chocolate Cool Whip.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they have. They do. Because I know they have chocolate Ready Whip. They do. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really? Or this is. This show is so full of knowledge.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Those are kind of the fattest things to be Cool Whip right out of the tub. Why not? Every Cool Whip out of the tub. In the tub.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, now that's, that's, that's living.

[Chick McGee]

Got some.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Got some smoky jazz and the candles.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. You ever dip your fingers in it and just. It's late at night.

[Chick McGee]

We're still talking about Cool Whip, right? Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Put your Finger yellow.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool. In the gang, in the tub.

[Chick McGee]

All this, and I've slowed down version. Celebrate good times. Come on, come on. Put your fingers in it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I've got the music ready if anybody. Does anybody have fattest thing they've ever done? Oh, should we wait and do the same?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you can wait until it comes naturally, I guess.

[Pat Godwin]

Or.

[Josh Arnold]

Or if you want to really want to play the song, you can.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let me think. No, no, I can't. Christy, can you think of anything?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Nothing. Recently.

[Chick McGee]

I've.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've.

[Chick McGee]

I've. I'm sure I've shared this before. I do get Oreo and Oreos. Cookies and cream.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And put more Oreos on top. Wow. A package of Oreos. Crush up like three or four, and then throw them in on top of.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a cheat day yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, here, play the song.

[Bob Kevoian]

I slept with my girlfriend's sister. Well, it doesn't work.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I did.

[Chick McGee]

Is she really fat?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had Jet Pizza.

[Josh Arnold]

The.

[Bob Kevoian]

The.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it the All Corners one?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, eight of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Four corners.

[Chick McGee]

Four Corners or eight corners?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

It's the best.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, the best.

[Chick McGee]

Jet's Pizza.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not familiar.

[Josh Arnold]

Fine. Pizza it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

A frozen pizza. No, no, no. Comes right to your place.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted pizza last night so bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was a fat thing.

[Christy Lee]

Really didn't have it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I remember one time at Jewelorettes in Harbor Springs, I had a Thundercloud, a burger and some fries. And for dessert, I had another order of fries. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

It was great.

[Chick McGee]

And what was that 50 years ago?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a while back. Jewelerettes is closed, but I do have one of their chairs in my basement. When they.

[Christy Lee]

Lovely.

[Bob Kevoian]

When they closed, I went. I wanted one for why not nostalgic sake. Now you. And now, Josh, you have in your home, as I understand it, a booth.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

In your kitchen.

[Josh Arnold]

Booth. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A diner booth. That's kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I love it.

[Chick McGee]

And it has been updated since I saw it, because I believe you ordered one that was a little too small. The one I saw the table where.

[Josh Arnold]

I wanted the booth benches. The table was a little too narrow, so, yes, I got another. And now that first table is now my laundry table downstairs.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a. For example, a sugar holder like this, like you'd have at a diner?

[Josh Arnold]

No, because I don't. I wouldn't use sugar like that, but I Do you have a jukebox with.

[Christy Lee]

Occasionally have on the wall.

[Josh Arnold]

Tiny jukebox. Wifi. Gifted to me by Ace Cosby.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, how nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It's a Bluetooth speaker. It's a little tiny jukebox I used.

[Chick McGee]

To have, and I gotten lost in the shuffle. I had a seaburg wall box, which is an. Actually a working one of those that hooks up to a main jukebox. It goes right in the booth.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it was a very cool thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had an actual jukebox there for a while. It played, but it worked with CDs, but it was still kind of cool.

[Josh Arnold]

My grandparents had one that worked with the smaller records.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the 45. Those are the classics.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, I wonder whatever happened to that thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they've got. You get to watch the apparatus move around. That's very cool. Well, here's the fat theme song in case we ever come up with something so, so fat.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm so, so fat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am the fattest.

[Josh Arnold]

I am fat. Nobody's fatter than me. Nobody's better than me. All I do, I eat and jerk.

[Bob Kevoian]

It and jerk it and eat.

[Josh Arnold]

Take them panties off and put the salami on me with the breadstick.

[Bob Kevoian]

That never fails to make me laugh. Peg me with the breadstick.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fat thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gosh, that's so funny. I'm not sure what. Anyway, that was.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's the sincerity of it, I think. Yeah, you really sell that. Gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

I'm trying to think of the fat. I'm so afraid of getting fat that I don't do fat things.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't have to be fat to do fat things, though. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, you could do something.

[Christy Lee]

I know, but like, for me, eating, like, a Smash Burger, instead of getting a single patty, I get a double, which is very rare. I mean, that's big for me.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I just can't imagine. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Remember, she eats a Kit Kat bar. Takes her four days.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there's four little slice things a sector a day. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, yesterday, we were reading from mental illness, the Bill Glass book, Dr. Rick will see you now. Once again, this is from the not available anywhere, the man from Progressive Insurance. And it's called Dr. Rick will see you now, A guide to unbecoming your parents, based on that very, very funny series of commercials for progressive. And one of the ones we were reading was about the thermostat. And the thermostat is a big issue around here.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I just changed it because it's too hot in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got this from Modesto, California, from Spencer. He writes, you were discussing thermostats we need to have the numbers even or odd, depending on personal taste. I like them even.

[Chick McGee]

I'm odd.

[Christy Lee]

I like them even. But in here, I leave it at odd.

[Chick McGee]

I like the volume on the TV odd as well.

[Bob Kevoian]

I like them all on my. In my car. They've got them. They got a match, and they've got to be even. I do not prefer even or odd, per se. I have the undeniable need, writes Spencer, to adjust any numbers I see. Volume settings, thermostats, etcetera, To a number divisible by five.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, wow. That's a whole nother level.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anytime I'm in my car, I need to adjust the volume. The number has to end in either a 5 or a 0. I do not know why I do this, but it must be done.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. We've all got a little ocd.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. Oh, yeah, this is that. But I mean, so it's got to be either.

[Josh Arnold]

That's quite a difference.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a leap.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's going to be 70 or 65.

[Chick McGee]

Do you ever. When you take an elevator, you push the button corresponding to the floor number you're going to.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so if you're going to floor four, you hit it four times or.

[Chick McGee]

Four times it makes the elevator come faster.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're telling me this now?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm just telling you.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I could have known.

[Chick McGee]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't we have a. Some of them tell us that the. The door close button doesn't really work?

[Josh Arnold]

I've been on elevators where it absolutely worked.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it works. It must work. The one. Yeah. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I always hit it. And then if someone's coming, do you stick your foot out and stop the door?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

No, I push close, close, close, fast as I can. Nothing worse than sharing an elevator with somebody you don't know. I know, but talk about small talk.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, that's what cell phones are for.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of times I let that person off the hook if I see that they're. The door is kind of about to close, or I go, I'll take the next one. That way they can just go ride.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's nice of you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm no hurry. Unless I gotta dump it up or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Dump it up.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a, by the way, designated restrooms around the city that you know where you can go?

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. That's what I. I thought.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I've got. I can tell you any part of.

[Chick McGee]

Town, downtown, east, west, Your best bet's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Usually there's a number of chains, gas station chains or McDonald's or a Starbucks typically have pretty good restaurants. By the way, we were talking about water skiing in the first date. Yeah, it was Mythbusters where they were. They were.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the name of the show.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were able to water ski behind a crew team.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. Yeah, we couldn't remember the name of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rowing. Yeah, very.

[Chick McGee]

Josh has already admitted he wasn't paying attention, but Tom, he wasn't paying attention either. I told Tom mythbust busters, and he goes, oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but I'm just saying they were.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

They were able to do it, though. I. I just. I found the episode, you know, how.

[Chick McGee]

Many times you ask us questions and then we answer you and then you go ahead and look it up on the Internet. Anyway.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't know if they. I thought they had been able to do it and I found that they, in fact did. They water skied behind a rowboat. In effect, very sophisticated. Rowboat being well defined.

[Chick McGee]

Robo, I'm sure.

[Christy Lee]

Being rowed by a Ivy. An Ivy League routine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think they were in California.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe it was Stanford.

[Christy Lee]

Stanford.

[Bob Kevoian]

Move on. Here from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair, there's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Picks sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. Got a book yesterday. We talked with actor Bill Glass a couple weeks ago. Bill portrays Dr. Rick on those great commercials for progressive insurance. The book is Dr. Rick will see you now. A guide to unbecoming your parents. Do you mind if I do a short reading?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, please.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a photograph of a guy in a lawnmower wearing a knee brace. And it reads, unless prescribed by your doctor, there's no need for a knee brace during yard work. You're not an athlete trying to prevent injury. You're just a person trying to prevent crab grass. If you're exerting yourself that much, you're doing it wrong. Thank you, Dr. Rick. And don't become your parents. Okay. We have more letters over there. Please.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Baba, top show. Hey, gang. You guys are amazing. They've kept me laughing for 30 years. So many co workers have thought I'm insane because the way you all make me burst out in laughter out of nowhere. I'm curious, Josh, what is your favorite movie ever? As a matter of fact. Open it to the room. Favorite movies ever and we've threatened or promised. I thought we did try to put out a list of our favorite movies.

[Christy Lee]

But I never did.

[Josh Arnold]

It's always a little tough.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can't narrow it down to one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I mean, it's easier to go by genre. But I'm going to say Goodfellas is certainly there. My favorite. That's probably my favorite. Best movie ever. My favorite movie ever is called LA Story, starring Steve Martin.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's so good.

[Josh Arnold]

There's just the high humor, low humor, romance. It's literary, it's silly. It's everything that I really relate to. In 30 seconds, it'll go from a really high sort of literary reference to just a silly testicle joke. So I love it.

[Chick McGee]

And Tom's on record. He loves the Toy Story movies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, those are great. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And Paddington. You and I agree on that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love Paddington. Paddington 2 is the best one. Paddington 3 is not. Not really that good. But Paddington 2 is great. The toy store movies were all good.

[Chick McGee]

You say Hugh Grant should have won best actor.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's great in that. Have you seen it?

[Chick McGee]

I have not.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's terrific.

[Josh Arnold]

Really good.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a really great funny role for him.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you have a favorite?

[DJ Dangler]

You know, I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's not one that you would think waiting for Guffman. Because it affected me. Because it was just so close to my family situation growing up with a little theater.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It just caught me by surprise. I've never laughed so. So much in my life.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

It really hit me.

[Christy Lee]

Christie, probably Top Gun. Top Gun, Maverick. Maybe because the guys are hot. No.

[Chick McGee]

That'S my favorite movie. Because the guys are hot.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't that interesting? Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick are pretty good. I could watch those over and over. But you all know my favorite is Roadhouse.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, boy. I mean, I do like Roadhouse.

[Christy Lee]

I love it.

[Josh Arnold]

Favorite movies do not have to be the best movies you've ever seen, right?

[Christy Lee]

No, this is just. It's a fun. I can't stop watching.

[Bob Kevoian]

How about this? What movie have you watched the most? Mamma Mia.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never saw it, never will. I could be in a coma.

[Christy Lee]

You're played.

[Bob Kevoian]

That I'd wake up and say, Turn it off.

[Chick McGee]

We'll give you a little taste of it, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

How about that? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I will say Pierce Bronson can't hold.

[Chick McGee]

A tune, but Grandma's. Grandma's here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no, not Mama too. Holding it. Holding a tune.

[Christy Lee]

Mama too.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, holding a bowl of diarrhea.

[Christy Lee]

We mute when Pierce is.

[Chick McGee]

I tend to watch. I go with movies that I like when I'm sick, and it changes every now and then. So right now it's Donnie Brasco.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a good one.

[Chick McGee]

I just turn it on and I'm. I'm. I feel better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's how I feel about Sideways.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've played that. I bet I've watched that 15 times.

[Chick McGee]

And you like the. The Holdovers, right? Also with Paul J. Yeah, he's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sideways. There are scenes in that that make me howl. Naked guy chasing fast times.

[Chick McGee]

12 times in the theater.

[Christy Lee]

12 times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that was that one scene. You're taking notes. Well, now we have to head over to the sports page with Chick McGee. What's happening over there?

[Chick McGee]

That's the.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's. That's your. I want to make it clear. Sorry. That you're on your NFL picture out there once again.

[Chick McGee]

On the. On the Instagram at the. Chick McGee. And I like the Broncos plus the five. They are a home underdog this weekend against the Patriots. Isn't that interesting? Because they have the backup quarterback starting. I'm assuming that's a big part of the reason. And I like Seattle minus the three against the Rams solely because the Seahawks are at home. And yes, the Rams and Seahawks have played twice this season. Week 11, November 16th, Seahawks won. I'm sorry. The Rams defeated the Seahawks 2119 in Los Angeles. And then week 16, Seahawks beat the Rams in Seattle 38, 37 in overtime. How about that? So there you go. And Seattle -3 is what I like coming up with with the NFC. And speaking of sports, here we go with minor league baseball. You've heard the. You've heard about the iguanas falling from the trees down in then. Florida primarily, is what we're talking this coming season. The Palm Beach Cardinals, the St. Louis Cardinals affiliate and Single A Florida State League, will suit up as the Frozen iguanas for all 12 of their Saturday home games at Roger Dean Chevrolet Stadium. The amphibious alter ego, of course, references a peculiar aspect of iguana behavior when they freeze and fall from the trees. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's funny. They gotta. We got some nice logos up there.

[Chick McGee]

And the bats will have. I Believe the top left there. The frozen iguana will be printed on the bats for. And hats are available.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think now that kind of leads to this letter. All right, I was not familiar with this woman, but you guys were. And this involves the Monday evening broadcast of the IU Miami game, the championship game. This comes to us from Mr. G in Wisconsin. He goes, you featured a story about a former porno star.

[Josh Arnold]

Porn star.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm reading his written. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I know. I'm correcting that person.

[Chick McGee]

He's wrong.

[Bob Kevoian]

Abella Danger, as is her name. She was at the championship game and a camera operator apparently spotted her and they broadcast. Was it twice that she was on or we. Do we know? I don't know, but apparently she is a well known.

[Chick McGee]

Several times.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She was on Instagram crying at one point because they had, you know, obviously lost the game.

[Bob Kevoian]

But she's apparently quite gifted in the buttocks area, according to the photograph you showed me.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, she's got that.

[Bob Kevoian]

She has it. She has a huge following.

[Chick McGee]

College football for that ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mr. G continues. I teach music to teenage boys.

[Josh Arnold]

I teach rhythm.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of the boys came to school the other day. He had learned the intro on the website pornhub. He had learned the drum part.

[Chick McGee]

There's an intro to porn?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. This is. I'm not familiar with this, but apparently they must have some. When you log on, is there some little theme song? So as a teacher, my question was, do you ignore that or do you tell him to stop playing? Well, is that inappropriate?

[Christy Lee]

How does he know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you say? Do you say, wait a minute, maybe I skipped part.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's kind of part of his question. Is it inappropriate for him to bring it up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, students, by the way, that's the drum part that begins pornhub. Do I correct him?

[Josh Arnold]

I say, you just let it go. Pretend like you are none the wiser.

[Bob Kevoian]

He goes, by the way, I've practiced the same drum set intro myself and I've got it down pretty good.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if I can get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do I give them pointers on how they can make it sound better?

[Chick McGee]

I think if the amazing movie, Mr. Holland's opus taught us anything, however the children get to music is. That's the. That's the important asset.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, he goes, I. I chose to ignore it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I think that's the right move.

[Chick McGee]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I also. You gotta let kids have their little thing. Whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Kids are gonna kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that is funny. You can. I can just see one of the band guys going, hey, you know what I learned? Oh, I don't know. I'm not sure if it's a jingle or. I think it's when you, when you log on. Is it just a rhythm thing?

[Josh Arnold]

The beginning of every. I haven't looked at pornhub in years because of a book I read that.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

But I, I think it's something like. I think it's that simple. I think it's.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, but so those that know would know.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just every clip that they have, it's like it says pornhub and it's. I think it really is just like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn'T it be funny if it is. If it is. At his next performance, without telling, without telling the band what they're learning. Oh, he'd be fired. Yeah. Have like a little interstitial piece where all of a sudden they play the pornhub intro. God, that would be funny.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet we could find it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, sir, not, not worth losing your job. No, no, no, please ignore.

[Josh Arnold]

You're already doing great work.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you are. Yeah. I, I, you know what? I. Anyone who teaches junior high or anything for that matter should, should not have to pay income tax.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Bob Kevoian]

All nurses, all junior high school teachers. We love you.

[Josh Arnold]

I go all teachers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Coming up on today's show, DJ Dangler, comedian Charlie Barron's comedian, Joe Theisman, NFL great all around good egg and very fine lecturer, presenter, et cetera, et cetera. Christie's presenting herself today with kind of a lumberjack look.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I like that very much.

[Josh Arnold]

Wintry. Yeah, that's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

And once again, there is a very serious storm brewing for many parts of United States of America. They're talking about catastrophic issues and they've named if there's freezing rain. And when they named it Fern. Fern.

[Josh Arnold]

There's also a very silly storm way up north, though it's raining banana peels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it is a silly storm. So make sure you.

[DJ Dangler]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I never cared for that. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's so funny. Dude, that first movie is really genuinely funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, yeah, it is. It is good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's. It is very good.

[Chick McGee]

I did not give it any time at all. Perhaps I'll revisit.

[Josh Arnold]

I think you'll like a lot of the jokes.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Right now, Christie is also not just our lumberjack girl. Girl. Christy is our Hyundai girl.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

We've been talking about this really cool car from Hyundai. It's the Palisade. I guess technically it's an suv. Can you call it a car anymore?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's an suv.

[Bob Kevoian]

I haven't had a car car.

[Christy Lee]

A sedan, if you will.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have not had a car car in.

[Chick McGee]

God, stop saying 35 years. Car, car.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, well, this is not. This is an suv and it fits seven. It's very nice. Fit the whole family.

[Chick McGee]

You mean a sedan.

[Bob Kevoian]

Whatever you mean, but I mean driving.

[Chick McGee]

Car, car, car.

[Bob Kevoian]

I fly on plane planes.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, trying to make a point. Which is this, this seat. Thank you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it does.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it has the captain's chairs. This is the Hyundai Palisade hybrid.

[Chick McGee]

That is the captain's chair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now the captain's chair. So when you want to get to that third seat, you can just walk between them. For those of you that have ever had a bench seat in the back followed by a bench seat behind that, then the middle bench seat gets covered in footprints and mud, et cetera, et cetera. So this is a very nice design, the Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. How about this for the design? 600 plus miles of range. That's amazing. And great. Great gas mileage too for the gas part of it. So check it out. Get the details@hyundai USA.com that's H Y U N D A I Hyundai USA.com and check out take a test drive in the Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. And by the way, Christy is a longtime Hyundai lady.

[Christy Lee]

Love my Hyundai.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you can also give them a call for information. 562-31-4603 but it's Hyundai USA.com h y u n D A I the Hyundai Palisade hybrid with over 600 miles of range.

[Christy Lee]

I have the hybrid and I tell you what, you get excellent gas mileage and it goes from gas to electric. You don't have to do anything. It all, it does it by itself. It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

These cars are pretty amazing the way they make them these days. Coming up, we have more British slang terms. We were talking about these the other day and I've got a couple new ones I had never heard before. Also class ring news and finally fell out. When we come back, I'm hoping.

[Chick McGee]

Did you lose the class ring inside a co ed.

[Bob Kevoian]

A coed? You think it works bigger a class ring in college?

[Chick McGee]

I'm just asking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, I went disco.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll find out where it was found.

[Chick McGee]

Have you wore your high school ring?

[Bob Kevoian]

Which orifice and fantasies of love from romance novels. And how the ladies that read them apply them in bed.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes you're. You're the audio equivalent of someone wandering in the woods every now and then. The audio. Well, perhaps a romantic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I'm trying not to give away the story. And yet. And yet give a tease. So wait a minute. If I read these romance novels, am I going to apply what I learned in this romance novel in bed?

[Josh Arnold]

You ever heard the term crotch novels?

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Like. Like ya.

[Josh Arnold]

They're those romance novels.

[Chick McGee]

Young adult and crotch novels.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They get ladies hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they, like, are they pornographic?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, these romance novels can get steamy and risque.

[Chick McGee]

And I think studies have shown that the women like the soft porn more than the grab. More graphic.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. So it's somewhat tasteful.

[Chick McGee]

Let's not lose our heads.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's no grasping the throbbing love wand or something.

[Josh Arnold]

That's actually probably considered tasteful.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, really. I choked up on his love wand. Like it was a Louisville Slugger. I was like, you're reading right now. Okay. I should write these things, but. We'll return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

At the news center, there's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Josh Jixer.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw some footage of Russia. They got like seven feet of snow.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, that is. What's the. When we. When you're done with the intros, I want to know the deepest snow you've ever had to be a part of.

[Chick McGee]

There's. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Fix sports desk. Hello, Tom. Deepest snow you've ever dealt with.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's easy.

[Chick McGee]

Almost the entire nation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Petoskey, Michigan. We got snowed in at the radio station. And Ken, one of our guys, great guy, had an RV in the back, so you could actually.

[Chick McGee]

So you weren't snowed in?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, we couldn't get out. We were stuck there.

[Josh Arnold]

How deep would you say it was?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God, it was a couple feet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the station was back kind of in the hills, so. Yeah, it was. We were in excess. It was in excess.

[Josh Arnold]

It was fine early 80s. We had a snowstorm in the St. Louis area that was a couple feet or something because we have pictures of. And, you know, the. What do they call those when the wind blows? The snow?

[Bob Kevoian]

Drift.

[Chick McGee]

Drift.

[Josh Arnold]

The drifts were hiding the aluminum fences. They were that high. Wow. So you couldn't. So that was. That was really Something our friend. Were you born 78? I want to say that was like 82.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. The blizzard of 78. We had almost 16 inches of snow here.

[Show Announcer]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I remember it very.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember our friend Carl Rock and Roll Russo in Buffalo.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember he. Remember he. He's a volunteer firefighter, among other things. And he had a photograph of his front door open and the snow went all the way to the top.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that was a few years ago, but. Yeah. So that was many feet of snow that snowed in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the fire. Fire guys and ladies had to get out there and rescue people.

[Christy Lee]

That was the advantage of living in a trailer. We were high up off the ground, so our front door, we at least could see out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that was bad. My car was completely covered because I had to leave it at the parking lot of the Arby's. And my mom came and picked me up. I was work in the night it started snowing, and she wouldn't let me drive home. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had great snow days as a kid, though. We would. And we'd go sledding, and it was amazing. Just the best.

[Chick McGee]

I always remember that. The world almost had to stop before they canceled school when I was a kid. And now they do it willy nilly, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Now they have e learning, so they can just go on.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. It's kind of. It's kind of worse than how they.

[Christy Lee]

Don'T get snow days.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they get less snow days to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep the kids in the routine. Because if you don't get in the routine, they will.

[Josh Arnold]

I'd like to see some test scores.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, by the way, got a. Got a late letter here. Yeah, this is from Mr. Mills.

[Chick McGee]

Wilbur Mills. General Fanny Fox.

[Bob Kevoian]

All valid. Thank you. From Mr. Mills. He's kind enough to write. Dear Chick. Yeah, Happy New Year. Check local listings.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they're just.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's being a smartass. Oh, I see. That's very good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I say, General Mills.

[Christy Lee]

I got a New Year's card in the mail today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me, too. Yesterday. No, it's. I think it's valid to say Happy New Year to someone you haven't seen so wrong.

[Christy Lee]

Now, the New Year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, maybe now it's over. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Halfway through January. Time to. Yeah, Unless now. Unless you're celebrating the new year of some other culture.

[Chick McGee]

We went over that.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are a number of them coming up. When's the Chinese New Year's not coming?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, very soon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the year of the hippo or something.

[Chick McGee]

Horse.

[Bob Kevoian]

Horse. Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at top shows, I remember you. You guys were doing affirmations, huh? And I remember Chick saying that he woke up every morning and said, how are you going to keep him down on the farm? I. I used to. I used to do that. I. I don't. I don't think I do that much anymore. When I turn the shower on. Boy, I love my shower. You guys love your shower?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

They are a true blessing.

[Chick McGee]

My God of showers, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Is that like a. The caveman invented the shower under a waterfall or something?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I believe.

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

What I understand it was under a mammoth's trunk.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

That was a positive and negative aspect.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It was always cleaning his dinner grog.

[Bob Kevoian]

You smell like this.

[Chick McGee]

You guys were talking about affirmations. Here are some affirmations I've come up with courtesy of Tom's approach to life and interactions with you all. All right, here's the first one. Enjoy building them up. Love breaking them down.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a tower of Legos.

[Chick McGee]

That's exactly right. Get them to bully themselves so you can spend your energy focusing on obscure details from Mr. Ed.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

And finally, remember to give the gift of telling others how to live their lives. There you go. That's Mick in Bakersfield, California.

[Josh Arnold]

We could do a series of commercials a la Dr. Rick and the progressive insurance, not how not to be your parents, of how to properly bully. And I think one of the first things Tom would teach a budding bully is. No, no. The key is to get them to bully themselves.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Saves.

[Chick McGee]

You work the same. It's the same effect. And sometimes it's more effective. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Coming from the inside, it certainly does more internal damage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We talked. May I talk about letter that came in?

[Bob Kevoian]

Certainly. Oh, yeah, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

We talked a little bit about the romance of lighting a woman's cigarette and even the cool move, which I never did. If I think anybody in this room did it, I'm going to go pat lighting. Even though I don't know that you were. I don't think you were ever a smoker.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Josh Arnold]

But lighting two cigarettes at one time and handing it to a woman, I think Tom, if he had ever smoked in his life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you. I have a question. Do you. Do you put two in at the same time or do you light one handed to her and then light another one?

[Chick McGee]

No, you put two in at the same time.

[DJ Dangler]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen two in at the same time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's gonna look really silly. Well, or you have, especially if she ditches you halfway through. Then your buddy walks up, hey, Josh, you had two cigarettes going. They're both in your mouth.

[Josh Arnold]

Nicholas in Happy Valley, California.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, isn't that nice?

[Christy Lee]

He's happy all the time.

[Josh Arnold]

He says he did this several times a day when his now wife, they both smoked. And he said, so he got used to doing that, lighting two cigarettes at the same time, handing one to his wife at work, slinging beef at a barbecue place. I went out to smoke with a co worker who asked to bum one. I lit up two cigarettes and handed him one. And he just looked at me and said, sorry, dude. And I said, sorry, dude. I can't help but be a gentleman. He laughed and he went ahead and took the cigarette. I'm sure he did, but he was never allowed to forget it. So then he goes, you guys are rad. Keep up the silliness.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

I told you we were.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, we had a letter a few minutes ago that we read from Mr. G, we call him, and he is a band music teacher, teaches the band. And he wrote that one of his students came in and during a break, he noticed that he was playing the drum solo that is apparently somehow featured on the website known as pornhub. I'm not exactly sure how this works. I guess if you log on, if you.

[Josh Arnold]

Any clip you watch, I think has the pornhub logo come up for two seconds. And it has that little.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, the audio from that we have found.

[Josh Arnold]

And in my memory, because I have not looked. Believe it or not, I've not looked at pornhub in years. I thought it went something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

And I might be thinking of something else completely.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that the previews for something? Movie previews.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry. We don't have it yet. Forgive me. This is. This is something different. I thought they were getting that.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a terrible producer. I don't blame.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, it was played for me on. It was played for me on a cell phone during the break. And we've got to transfer it so we can get it in the system.

[Chick McGee]

On a cell phone, whatever smartphone I got.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, so we. But the. The. The letter. The essence of the letter was that this kid was playing it. And did the band director acknowledge he knew what it was? Should he say, hey, I can help you play it better? And if he often opted not to. Yeah, because he said he had actually mastered it, which is rather interesting. Well, so we'll get to it in a couple minutes. Oh, here we go. Now it's up there.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's up.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is it. That's three seconds plus. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's not what I'm remembering, but I. I'm not saying that's not it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here it is.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact. I'm glad.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

It's weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's primarily bass.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

There's also a. There's also a little jazz going on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but you got your jazz from.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got your morning jazz going on.

[Josh Arnold]

I wonder if that was.

[Chick McGee]

Was yesterday today.

[Josh Arnold]

Pardon? Oh, no. Yeah, I'm glad. I don't know the porn up theme. Honestly.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what was the. Is that. Was that the one at movie theaters?

[Chick McGee]

I think it was a preview or something. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that the one that had the. The. Like the. The talking popcorn box?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's all go to the lobby, like that one there for like,'70s grindhouse, kind of.

[Christy Lee]

And the hot dog jumps into the bun. Remember that part?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Those were great.

[Josh Arnold]

Hot dog willingly jumped into the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Jumped right in. Did he?

[Chick McGee]

The bun would flash the hot dog, open it up, dive in, and here comes the hot dog. Oh, yeah. Very erotic.

[Bob Kevoian]

On a different note, Christy, you mentioned that the winter storm, that is somewhat concerning. Apparently, it's going to be very serious. Some are calling it potentially catastrophic for certain areas of the United States, I guess, emerging from Mexico and heading across the south all the way up to New England eventually and affecting parts of the Midwest. They've named it Fern. Fern. We apparently have an explanation here, Dear Radio Idiots.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Meaning you, Josh. Easy with Fernando. That's my grandma's name.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love the show, guys.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I would. That's kind of my. That was kind of my point.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not saying that now. I did say that Fern kind of could sound like a chilly, cold, windy hag. I'm not suggesting your grandmother sounds that way.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think.

[Josh Arnold]

But my. My main point was that it is not a young person's name.

[Bob Kevoian]

But also, it's not a scary name.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, you're gonna. Hey, Aunt Fern's coming over. You're going. Oh, great. She'll probably bring a piece.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think there's Aunt Fern.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there's absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jeez.

[Josh Arnold]

Fern is here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy. Hide the booze.

[Josh Arnold]

But yeah, no, I, of course, would never mean to insult your grandmother, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Grandmas are the best.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it Should. It should have a scarier name.

[Josh Arnold]

What would you go. Scariest woman's.

[Christy Lee]

Don't say what?

[Josh Arnold]

Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have to leave this one.

[Chick McGee]

There's my list of XYs. There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you. Thank you for. Thank you for correcting yourself halfway through your request, you idiots.

[Chick McGee]

They were trying to come up with a male version of Karen, and I guess. I don't think they've ever. They still have it because Karen is really in the lexicon, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we had a story suggesting last week that that had faded out and now it's Jessica. Jessica?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not buying it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the story is that Karen is still the older woman, Jessica's the younger.

[Christy Lee]

The gen Zer version.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wasn't Chad. The male version there for a while.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's objectionable, certainly.

[Bob Kevoian]

But.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, don't name anyone Chad. Okay, that's a bad idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

But in any event, be careful. Storm on the way, depending on where you live. Yeah, look at the map.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're welcome.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Wishing you all the best.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, in the world of sports. We have time for a couple more stories here.

[Chick McGee]

Do we? Okay. Oh, well, we've got time for. Time for this stupid world record. Get to work.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

A hair care brand is attempting the Guinness World Record. A hair care brand?

[Josh Arnold]

Is it Garnier Fructis?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice. I'm surprised you know that.

[Chick McGee]

For the most hair flip video shared on TikTok and Instagram within 24 hours.

[Christy Lee]

Is it L'? Oreal?

[Bob Kevoian]

What does this mean?

[Christy Lee]

Hair flip?

[Chick McGee]

The company known as K18 has organized the attempt, led by red carpet personality and Glambot director, Cole Walliser.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Everybody knows old Cole, who reignited the K18 hair flip challenge on social media. The challenge invites TikTok and Instagram users to share their own hair flip videos and help set the record.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, can you help explain what this might.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know if it.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a sassy move?

[Christy Lee]

I think a hair flip would be like that.

[Josh Arnold]

Does it signify something like, I made a strong point or you're beneath me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have to use your hand to.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I would. I don't know what they're exactly talking about now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can it be the hair on your ass?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you could.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you flip the hair on your ass?

[Chick McGee]

That seems to be a little.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mean you guys can't.

[Chick McGee]

A little bit too long?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't use my hand.

[Chick McGee]

I just got a nice spark on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's mangusting.

[Christy Lee]

Hair can mean a lot of things.

[Chick McGee]

For each video posted, K18 promises to donate. Donate $20 to the charity Hair to Stay, which is actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a very good charity.

[Christy Lee]

Again, I. Oh, this is what they're talking about.

[Bob Kevoian]

What are they talking about? Christie's gonna stand up. Oh, oh. Bending over.

[Josh Arnold]

So when does a woman do that? After a shower or.

[Christy Lee]

I don't ever.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, when would. Why would one?

[Christy Lee]

If I were blowing my hair dry. Because I blow my hair dry like this.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So to explain that for those that aren't watching you, you put your head down there, your hair is hanging down to the floor.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you stand up and flip your hair all the way back.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a hair flip. A very exaggerated headbang.

[Bob Kevoian]

And is there a product that one uses when doing that? Is that why this product company is out there trying to get people to.

[Chick McGee]

Do a hair flip?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

So maybe it's after you've kind of treated your hair and it's a natural way to get it to settle after you've done flipping.

[Christy Lee]

Your hair can communicate various emotions, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Flirty, fierce and serious.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

But they say at the University of Dayton in Ohio, it is proof of attraction, according to this story. So I think it's flirty.

[Chick McGee]

There was a movie where if the girl looked at you across the bar or something and she did the. The mini hair flip like Christy initially did, that was a sign that she was. Wanted you to come over.

[Bob Kevoian]

But in the realm of world records, this makes David Rush look like Hercules. This is silly. But it's like. It sounds like it's a pretty good charity, so.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where do you view these things?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. On Tick Tock, I would assume.

[Bob Kevoian]

Or you can flip glam. There's all kinds of glambot director. Cole Wallace. Wallacer. Yes, it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you ever want to talk to a glam bot director?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, boy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I've got a glambot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Even I don't think that's going to be a long career.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, a long flight. So what do you do, sir? I'm a glambot director.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm going to go ahead and just step outside.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yes, I. I'm aware of the planes in midair.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you very much, Christy. What do you got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Coming up, we'll talk about romance novels and how they relate to ladies in bed. Can this, this really big severe cold weather snap we've got coming, can it actually explode a tree? We're going to talk about that.

[Josh Arnold]

Explode a tree.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds serious.

[Christy Lee]

And what was the movie with Leonardo DiCaprio where he pretended to be a pilot?

[Josh Arnold]

That was Catch me if you can once eating Gilbert Griffith.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you're right. Catch me if you can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we have kind of a real life catch me if you can coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right. Well, thank you very much. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Got a comment to share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Bob Kevoian]

Radio.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby's here. Hello. We are eagerly awaiting comedian Charlie Barrons. He'll stop by this morning. DJ Dangler is believe in the green room being being tall. And we'll talk with number seven, Joe Theisman, winning quarterback of Super Bowl 17.

[Josh Arnold]

He's pretty tall too, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

He's taller than you think he is. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll look forward to all of those things. Yesterday we had an unusual story. I believe it was in New Jersey. A dog was found loose wearing a. A monitor.

[Josh Arnold]

He was a criminal.

[Christy Lee]

He was wearing an ankle monitor from a prisoner.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, an ankle monitor from a guy that was and by the way, the guy is still at large. Got this letter. This comes to us from Tim in Fresno, probation officer. I have since retired. I would supervise people who are on release who are wearing GPS ankle transmitters.

[Josh Arnold]

Make you feel like a big man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes these think you're something, Tim?

[Chick McGee]

Is that it? I apologize. Really, really, Somebody putting people down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes these individual movements were monitored by probation officers for the court.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

So an officer of the court because.

[Josh Arnold]

We had questions as to whether how those exactly work.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I'm guessing that maybe this guy put the and he affixed the ankle bracelet not to the ankle but to the body of the dog.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he put it to his, attached it to his collar because it.

[Chick McGee]

Would slip off the ankle. Remember we, we mused.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes. So that's why. So I guess in some cases they actually want to make sure that you're where you're supposed to be and that you're moving around. I cannot tell you how many times he writes that we were returning to the jail. What Is it? Oh. The offender was returned to the jail by the court for routinely driving by the home of the victim they were supposed to stay away from.

[Josh Arnold]

That's unfortunate.

[Bob Kevoian]

So that's why they're monitoring sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you sure, boy?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. The court will say you can't get near so and so.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, thank you, Tim. Good to know. And I guess that the dog is fine. That's important.

[Josh Arnold]

Good.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he's not going to be going to jail.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of times you'll be. You can't leave your house. That ankle monitor. Yeah. You cannot go anywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you take the ankle monitor off. That's what I couldn't understand. If you take it off, doesn't it buzz or something? So they know that you're.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. And I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You know, it just dawned on me. I could be on house arrest right now and there would be no difference in my existence.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really, I. I really want to. Want to be home.

[Josh Arnold]

You stay sort of within the county.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have your groceries delivered, too?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'd rather not say. That's pretty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, your last car, you had it for three years and it had 5, 000 miles on it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it was 11, 000 miles in three years. Okay. And the pandemic was in there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not living wrong. Don't let him know.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. I know. I'm not.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm.

[Chick McGee]

I nearly chasing tail.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Babies in my wake.

[Bob Kevoian]

I am merely validating what he just said. You don't go very many places.

[Chick McGee]

No, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. I don't. So would you like us to get you a prison monitor ankle thing? Just.

[Christy Lee]

Why would we do that?

[Chick McGee]

I might like to. I might like to look at one. No, I don't want. The hell's wrong with you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course there's someone listening right now is wearing one of those.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

But my other question is this guy, he got it off. He took it off. And doesn't it go. Isn't that set off an alarm?

[Josh Arnold]

You've asked us and we don't.

[Christy Lee]

We don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I'm asking someone out there maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Why don't. Why don't you do what you always do?

[Josh Arnold]

Just look it up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And just skip this part.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd rather hear from one of our important listeners.

[Chick McGee]

You're not gonna. You're not gonna pay attention. Whoever does it, you don't pay attention to us. We're in the room.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's because it's you. I mean, if this guy writes back and he's experienced, that is, He's a professional.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it insulting that.

[Chick McGee]

It's very insulting.

[Josh Arnold]

If you. You have the correct answer, you give it to him.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He wants it from a stranger.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

He'll take yes.

[Chick McGee]

Or the Internet, who's full of lies. But he takes that over our. Over my word. Over your word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, now we need to move forward here. I want to say a special happy birthday to Finn.

[Josh Arnold]

Finn.

[Bob Kevoian]

My little girl Finn turns 13 today.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's wild.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got another teenager on my hands. Sure do. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

She's a great kid, though. Happy birthday, Daddy.

[Chick McGee]

Leave me alone.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. We love you, Finny.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a little treat for her coming up today.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what are you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a surprise.

[Chick McGee]

Pony, pony, Pony.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, your youngest daughter said that Finn wants another dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, she says her mom wants another dog.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I ran that. I thought, that's a cool idea. I ran that by Kelly, and I received a harsh no, that is not going to happen.

[Chick McGee]

Your answer for a lot of things is, let's get a dog. I don't know why that is. Or another dog.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't I tell you to get a dog once?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but that was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you not told me that was the best advice I ever gave you?

[Chick McGee]

Pretty. Pretty good. Okay, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, I'm underscoring the rightness of me.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's the name of your book.

[Chick McGee]

The Correctness of Me.

[Christy Lee]

So when you're at home sitting at your desk, are your dogs with you the whole time?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, usually.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Both of them. It depends if they start. If they start arguing. Oh, and I've got this little dog hammock. So, like, little trampoline thing.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Christy Lee]

They're cots. We have those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hilarious.

[Chick McGee]

That is where my dogs do not like that.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

They didn't care for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Dog setup are maybe better work companions than cats. And here's why. If you're working on your computer, your dog will sit next to you. Working on your computer, your cat will walk on your keyboard and sometimes lie down on it.

[Chick McGee]

Interestingly, during therapy, I've noticed sessions go better when my. I leave the door open and the dog can come in and sit at my feet. Whereas my therapist has a cat, and her cat will come in during the zoom and lay on her keyboard. Always funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that's how she. She explains the sudden typescript on the screen saying, dear God, let me out of this interview.

[Josh Arnold]

How did the cat type that?

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying my therapist hates me too?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no.

[Chick McGee]

Just because, you know, I'm hopelessly Tom. Poor Christie alone.

[Josh Arnold]

You know the mistake of telling us that her. Her therapist retired in the green room.

[Christy Lee]

She did retire.

[Chick McGee]

Retired at 26.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's what she told you.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about therapy and how Pat would. Yeah, but he. Yeah, he's lathering about an Irish or something. I don't know, being Irish. And then Chrissy goes, well, my therapist said, well, she retired. And Josh goes, is that what she said?

[Josh Arnold]

We had, I believe it was Jeff Oskay. His. His couple's therapist told he and whomever he was with at the time, I'm quitting. And then he found out they did not quit at all.

[Chick McGee]

I had a family.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that in the therapy manual?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I swear. I had a family doctor tell me that she was going to retire and she never retired. I swear that happened.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Maybe she was in love with you and couldn't. Couldn't professionally deal with it.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I can't look at this body anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do I really want it? Do I really need one more finger probe? Doc, we just real last week and.

[Chick McGee]

In my P hole. I don't know about that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the show has taken a dark.

[Chick McGee]

Turn right there in my p. I was trying to say happy. Or as Christy would say, oh, I said penis. No, you said yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, a couple of updates. We've got some exciting things in the world of news, in the world world of caveman. We have comedian DJ Dangler. We have comedian Charlie Barrons. We have Joe Theisman, NFL great.

[Chick McGee]

And our tribute to ABBA continues. Don't go anywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Erase that if he's a fan. And do we dare ask Joe Theisman if he's a fan?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I say Joe says yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I think he says yes, too.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if Joe's aware of any sort of popular music or. You don't think something that can be termed popular music?

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know when we'll find out. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Chick McGee]

BMW. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Well, hello, chick. Did you know Java House is the official office beverages of the Bob and Tom Show? Go to java house.com. and get 25 off your first order with promo code Bob and Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I had heard tell about that. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

He's the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick mcgee at the Prize Pick sports desk. And Tom, we have a special guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

We do indeed. He is the very handsome DJ Dangler.

[DJ Dangler]

Hello, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

DJ Protruding Beard. I've got a trivia thing I want to get to with you in just a second. But first I'm going to ask a one of my famous dumb questions. Oh, good, Christy. Tom, you are married to a man named Andy, correct? Yes. Obviously, when you first met him, you got his phone number. Yes is no. I'm going somewhere with him.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, is he currently logged into your phone with his full name or does it just say Andy?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she has to check.

[Christy Lee]

I think it's his full name. I know some people put says Thursday My Boo or Honey Big Bang Bang. No, it's his full name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

My Honey Bang Bang.

[Bob Kevoian]

But you. What I'm. You see what I'm getting at here?

[Christy Lee]

Nice picture.

[Josh Arnold]

My phone keeps trying to. I have my mom under Mom.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was my next question.

[Josh Arnold]

It keeps wanting me to update it to Cindy Hensley, and I don't. I have no, it's Mom.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

So every time I have to hit the X saying I'm not updating her contact name or whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. And the same thing goes. It's. There's a category on my phone. Favorites.

[Christy Lee]

Right. It's in my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes the people that you have to call aren't favorites. There may be.

[Josh Arnold]

They're just most frequent.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. It should be yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Have to's yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's like I was listening. I was just one station. The guy goes, the music you're enjoying is. No, I'm not enjoying this. Don't tell me what I'm enjoying. Well, that's the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds like something I would say.

[Christy Lee]

To myself now, is Kelly in your phone as Kelly, no last name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but I noticed the other day.

[Christy Lee]

Not Sweetie or no, no, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I noticed it the day that I'm in her phone with my full name. But that's a complicated story.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, why wouldn't it? You don't have Kelly's last name in there.

[Chick McGee]

I'd almost give anything to hear that whole story. I sure would.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thomas Bruce, Principal. Are you.

[Christy Lee]

I have friends who have my love.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Yeah, absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not now My sweet face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that helped.

[Josh Arnold]

Dating the predator.

[Bob Kevoian]

You tried to have a conversation with this man.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Christy, as many know, you use what's a so called air name.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does he call you by that or by something else?

[Christy Lee]

He calls me by that.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you ever get the other one?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

From him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's interesting.

[Christy Lee]

The only people that call me by my real name would be my sister and my nieces and nephew. My niece and nephew.

[Josh Arnold]

For those who don't know, Christie's real name is Millicent Lipschitz.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not Millicent, you idiot.

[Chick McGee]

It's Lip shites.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, easy to find out. I mean, but my nieces and their little kids call me auntie, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay, that's sweet.

[Chick McGee]

I've noticed that I bristle when. Depending on when you met me in my life, I'm Chuck. And then mostly I'm Chick though now. And when someone calls me Chuck, I bristle a little.

[Christy Lee]

Did you know, like in high school they call me by my real name? So you get that?

[Chick McGee]

High school. And one of the ex wives calls me Chuck and some of her friends call me Chuck.

[Christy Lee]

I don't care for anybody call you Charles.

[Chick McGee]

Nope, never been a Charles or a Charlie. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's kind of a power move.

[Chick McGee]

Sometimes.

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That I'm. I am above you.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I've had people come up to me go, hey, make sure you tell. And they'll say Christie's real name. I said, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, I know. Oh, and I used to love it when our good friend Mark Patrick would come up, Hey, I know your real name. And he does the. He does the best impression of a hillbilly Jack off guy or Jackass guy. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, dj, do you like. You like. You like abba, right?

[DJ Dangler]

I love abba.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you liar. I hate ab. I'm the only one that admits it.

[Chick McGee]

No, I. DJ loves ab.

[DJ Dangler]

I will stand by this.

[Josh Arnold]

I had.

[DJ Dangler]

I had a, like a Christmas taken over by Mamma Mia.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[DJ Dangler]

And it was excellent, like I say, hanging out with the family. I have four older sisters. None of them are pleasant. But yeah, like, I came. They. They watched it like four times in a day.

[Christy Lee]

We watch it every Christmas Eve. It's our new thing.

[DJ Dangler]

So like I'm. I'm full, but it's good.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[DJ Dangler]

Like it's one of those once a.

[Christy Lee]

Year you just jam on it. It's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

And it's okay to not like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I don't like their music. I don't want to hear anything about it.

[DJ Dangler]

It's like a big long. Like the whole movie is like watching a. An ad for family.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

This is just one of those, like.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the whitest soulless music ever made now from Sweden.

[DJ Dangler]

Well, that, that, I mean, that track.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that I think about it, I mean, that's like Sven Luther King, though.

[Chick McGee]

Sven Luther King.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm just saying, different culture. Never mind, let's. I know you're a huge wrestling fan.

[DJ Dangler]

I am a huge wrestling fan.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was on vacation during the holiday season and.

[Chick McGee]

Well done.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember I wasn't really watching much tv. I had to watch a little too much because there was no snow for skiing purposes only. In any event, I walked by the TV and there was Darius Rucker, great country singer. Also the lead singer of Hootie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he, he was in an airport busking.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it was the Nashville airport. Right. I didn't see the story. Was it Atlanta? I don't know. So I just watched it for a few seconds, but I noticed. Did you happen to see this thing?

[DJ Dangler]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's wearing a Dick the Bruiser T shirt.

[DJ Dangler]

Fort Wayne legend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, national legend.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, and then, and then I went online and I'm. I'm looking at it. There's several different Dick the Bruiser T shirts one can purchase. And Dick was in here several times.

[Christy Lee]

Did I ever tell you my Dick the Bruiser story?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think so.

[Christy Lee]

A friend of mine bought his house and his bed in the, in the primary bedroom where he lived. It was upstairs. The bed was specially made and it was like the size of three king size beds together.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice mouth, lady.

[Christy Lee]

They had to use a crane and they put it in before they put the roof on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

So when she bought the house, the bed was there. She couldn't. They couldn't get it out.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's cool. My friend Pete Cummings did that. He took the roof off a house in Harbor Springs, dropped a piano in the master suite, and then put the roof back in. Yeah. Dick the Bruiser. For those that aren't familiar with Dick, he was sort of a, what was 50s era, 60s, 70s, 80s. He wrestled forever, but he was a huge guy.

[Josh Arnold]

He looks.

[DJ Dangler]

To me, he looked like. He looked like an exact mashup of, of Bluto and Popeye. Like if you took those two characters, sandwiched them together, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

Which I'm not gonna lie, I always kind of suspected there would be a love child with those two.

[Bob Kevoian]

Had.

[Chick McGee]

Had the big forearms.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Was it real tall? He wasn't.

[DJ Dangler]

No. He looks like a stubbed toe.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, stub. Always. Always. It's my understanding, always drove a Cadillac.

[DJ Dangler]

That sounds right.

[Christy Lee]

That sounds pretty much.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah. In any event, I thought it was.

[DJ Dangler]

And you have that voice, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was like.

[Chick McGee]

Like a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like you ran for me in Toledo.

[DJ Dangler]

Always barking. Yeah. Even when it was quiet, it sounded scary.

[Bob Kevoian]

If I ever get a chance to talk to Darius, I'll ask him about that. I read Darius's book last year. It's good. That's really good story. And Hootie and the Blowfish, when they. That reunion tour was wonderful. I hope they do it again. And his country music is also terrific. But. Yeah. Nick the Bruiser, You've got kind of a wrestling thing coming up we'll get to in just a few minutes. You okay? Christy, what are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

Getting ready for the commercial that you're.

[Chick McGee]

About to talk about.

[Bob Kevoian]

I thought you were about to vomit.

[Chick McGee]

We have a very. We have a very special presentation by Stephen Singer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look at this.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly.

[Christy Lee]

Stephen sent me a special gift. Did he? Yes, he did.

[Bob Kevoian]

This portion of the Bomb and Tom show is brought to you by our buddy, Steve Singer. He'll be our guest tomorrow along with the Steven Singer Singers.

[Josh Arnold]

Once again, he didn't put me on the COVID of the catalog. I'm gonna have to talk to them tomorrow.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What's that all about?

[Christy Lee]

She's very pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

Said it's some gorgeous gal.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. What is. You gotta. Oh, wait a minute.

[Christy Lee]

I have to open. I have to get.

[Bob Kevoian]

Careful.

[Josh Arnold]

She knows how to use scissors.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you don't use scissors. You need a matte knife.

[Josh Arnold]

Here.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's already got it with it.

[Chick McGee]

Nobody help there. Open a box like you. You do.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, here we go. It comes with a nice car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look at Christy Lee's opening a box.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you for being the best part of Steven Singer Jewelers. So lucky to have you as a customer. We hope you enjoy your new jewelry for years to come.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh. There are two boxes in here.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, would be funny if there are two boxes in the box.

[Josh Arnold]

Spoiling me a glut of riches.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my. It's a beautiful necklace. Oh, can you see that?

[Josh Arnold]

Or very. It could be a very long earring. Have you considered that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it could be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, by the way, have you.

[Christy Lee]

It's got diamonds all along.

[Bob Kevoian]

The gorgeous. Remind me next break to mention earrings. There's something.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a sports story.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they're earrings. That Match or very tight?

[Josh Arnold]

Two very tight.

[Christy Lee]

You know what this looks like my at last bracelet. I wonder if it all.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well a Stephen Singer has other stuff. Like right the at front of Christie's face is the beautiful rose.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not. Am I turning in? That's what you say Rose. Sorry. I don't know what happened.

[Chick McGee]

I say I'm chuffed.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Steven Singer. It's a real rose dipped in gold. And he does it every year. And they sell out every year. That's why I'm reminding you. This one's the sunset rose. 24 karat gold dip rose. And it will last forever of course. And it kind of a sunset feel sort of orangey red. What do you call that?

[Christy Lee]

I call it ombre. It goes from like a yellow orange all the way down to violet. Just like a sunset. And look, you could put this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Doesn't sunset ombre sound like a wrestler kind of a. Yeah, I could.

[DJ Dangler]

I could book some sunset ombre.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And he'd be a real nice guy.

[Chick McGee]

Daylight's running out for you, pal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, there you go. You take a nice earring, dangle it from the sunset. The sunset rose. That's very nice. Check out the inventory. You can go to I hate stevensinger.com. stephen famous for a couple things. His famous guarantee. Get some maybe you got some nice diamond earrings last year. You want to upgrade, Go bigger. You get the full value of the first set and swap up as they say. Also free shipping. Nobody does that anymore. We honestly think that Stephen may have hit his head and chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Today's Thursday. You know what that means.

[Chick McGee]

It's lasagna night at Steven Singer. All you can eat. Be sure and ask about it when you're there. In Philadelphia.

[Bob Kevoian]

Lasagna night void in Pennsylvania. Okay. It's Steven Singer Jewelers. Valentine's Day shopping made easy. How far away are we from Valentine's Day?

[Christy Lee]

14Th. And today's the 22nd.

[Chick McGee]

21 days.

[Bob Kevoian]

3 days. Get those orders in today, before 2 o'.

[Josh Arnold]

Clock.

[Bob Kevoian]

They'll go out today at I Hate stevensinger.com. when we come back, I've got a earring story that is a sports story. And we're gonna make things.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna make Tom mad. On the topic of 007.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

There's a new one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Does someone like the Roger Moore movies? That always makes me angry.

[Chick McGee]

Just saying.

[Bob Kevoian]

They're all bad. Okay. Oh no, they're terrible.

[Josh Arnold]

The chick from Wicked.

[Chick McGee]

Cynthia Erivo. I'm Jane.

[Christy Lee]

Jane Bond.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is she gonna be Green, like in the movie.

[Christy Lee]

Movie.

[Chick McGee]

You like that, don't you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. It's the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios housing this program, which is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Josh Arnold]

Warning.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

If you live in the eastern half of the United States.

[Josh Arnold]

Burr.

[Chick McGee]

Warning.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

It's a warning. That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's right there.

[Chick McGee]

Winter storm coming. Coming for you. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold with a warning. There's H. Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And hello, Tom. Hello, Chick McGee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hanging out with us in the studio. It's the man, the beard. DJ Dangler.

[DJ Dangler]

Hello, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, D. That is a serious beard.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, I am. I am most, mostly beard now. And I, I have to say, last time I was here, they pointed out, chick, you weren't here and they. They outed you. They said you hate this look. Oh, you hate the big beard, bald head.

[Chick McGee]

I, I'm of the school of thought that the length of the hair on your head should match your beard.

[DJ Dangler]

I, I'm. I'm going. This is the reverse mullet.

[Chick McGee]

Like this is okay.

[DJ Dangler]

No, like that's what I'm like. Yeah, it's a carnival front.

[Bob Kevoian]

I front.

[DJ Dangler]

Butcher shop in the back.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not everybody can pull it off. I think you do, but it's very much your look. Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine. I couldn't pull that look off.

[Christy Lee]

You've never tried.

[DJ Dangler]

It carries.

[Christy Lee]

How do you know?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, cuz I know if I tried, I'd be living in an apartment.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see. Alone. So it's not that you can't, it's. You're not allowed.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. And I. But I wouldn't.

[Chick McGee]

It's no way to live, boy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's not my look.

[Christy Lee]

Well, what.

[Bob Kevoian]

How you don't know to try?

[Christy Lee]

See, we're having this at our house because I like my husband's hair a little longer and he likes it shorter. And.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got a. You've got a bargaining chip you're sitting on. Sorry. Wait, wait.

[DJ Dangler]

He makes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Excellent. I didn't mean to say that out loud.

[Chick McGee]

Pay no attention. Use sex as a weapon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, dj, you do. That look works for you. Well, thank you. In fact, if you didn't have the beard, I wouldn't recognize shoes. It would really throw me off.

[DJ Dangler]

I look ridiculous without a beard. I. I look like. I look like a fat Mr. Clean.

[Christy Lee]

When was the last time you saw yourself clean shaven?

[DJ Dangler]

About a year ago. About a year and a half ago.

[Bob Kevoian]

You look like a. Like a. More goyish Allen Ginsberg. Okay. Yeah. Does that work for anybody?

[Chick McGee]

He just wanted to say goyish.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. No, it's true.

[DJ Dangler]

I mean, yeah, I like it. I've seen. I've seen the worst minds of my generation wrecked by madness.

[Bob Kevoian]

Then we got a guy, he's cracked open a book.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Howell. Now, a couple things we're trying to dig up for you. I've got a odd connection to sports coming up with earrings, of course, because we just had some nice earrings from I hate Stephen Singer. Did you find it? Okay, here we go. Pop this on the screen. This is something going around.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's a couple different versions of these in this case. These are little square earrings that look like the logo of Marlboro cigarettes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

If you just glance at it, your brain tells you it's a Marlboro logo.

[Josh Arnold]

Is your wife, girlfriend, or mother a complete dirtbag?

[DJ Dangler]

How many?

[Chick McGee]

How many.

[Bob Kevoian]

These are great. What? It's.

[DJ Dangler]

How many miles would you have had to have collected for those?

[Bob Kevoian]

They say a signetti.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course. And it's also. It's kind of the colors of Indiana.

[Christy Lee]

University, red and crimson and.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's every bit a Marlborough.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's also a version of these earrings that I saw a minute ago online where it's two cigarettes. I mean, it looks like they're two real cigarettes dangling from this woman's ears.

[Josh Arnold]

Lovely.

[Bob Kevoian]

In honor of the gorgeous.

[Chick McGee]

In honor.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're honoring the coach. If it weren't for some fascist government, we could have cigarette commercials still.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this stance, being angry. There aren't cigarette ads.

[DJ Dangler]

I miss the good old days. Cartoons were smoking in between cartoons where.

[Christy Lee]

Everybody smoked wherever they wanted. You want to go back to that?

[Chick McGee]

Show us your Kent. Remember that?

[Bob Kevoian]

If they were allowed to spend money on this show. Absolutely. That almost took out the magazine business when they took away the cigarette ads. And how about the world of racing?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember all of you know the Marlboro car?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Winston cup, for gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Were they. Was that a law, though? But there's no cigarette ads on cars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You can't have many more.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

They kept the color scheme on some, but you couldn't put Marlboro on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. There was them. There was the Marlboro car. Three of them, weren't there three of them.

[Josh Arnold]

One point, I remember very well, but I just That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

But yeah, this is a playful way to get to the coach.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And because of his. The first part of his name is Sigma.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So now we can get away from that. Apparently no one thought that was as amusing as I did.

[DJ Dangler]

No, not at all.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't let it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you find the picture of the super hot lady wearing the. That doesn't prove dangling cigarettes. No, she's some hot. No co Ed.

[Josh Arnold]

Those earrings are for like women who work on barges.

[Chick McGee]

When's the last time you saw a woman that works on a bar, Josh?

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute. Is she a football fan? Is that why she's wearing the earrings?

[Josh Arnold]

I just don't.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you're an idu.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a tough broad wearing Marlboro esque earrings.

[DJ Dangler]

Not as tough as the chick with the skull. Chewing tobacco earrings.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a really.

[DJ Dangler]

That woman is the toughest.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where do you stand on gauges? They're little circles you put in your ear. The lobe.

[Josh Arnold]

I think sometimes they look cool.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

I think they.

[Bob Kevoian]

A guy like you DJ could pull it off.

[DJ Dangler]

They can look fine. But I'm going to do just a.

[Josh Arnold]

Little bit of reporting. I don't.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[DJ Dangler]

They smell bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always heard.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Really. I had.

[DJ Dangler]

I had a girlfriend with like gauged ears and if she would change them out in the car, it would be worse than any stink I've ever made my ass.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

But even earrings. If you smell the back of a lot of any typical woman's earring, it reeks.

[Christy Lee]

It's bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have to clean your earrings.

[DJ Dangler]

It can clear a room. And it's kind of a weird, funny thing to know that you're like, oh, no. That person has a weird trick. Like they can.

[Bob Kevoian]

They can almost be a good show. Things that stink. Ever. Ever. Ever been. Ever been around a kid when they take their cast off?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's rough. That's. That is ripe, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

What about my sports cast?

[Josh Arnold]

You're pulling yourself.

[Bob Kevoian]

My goal has been reached. Okay. I think we do. We have the one with the. The young lady with this going to.

[Chick McGee]

Convince us how cool this is?

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I can't tell if I'm getting the signal or not. There we go. There we go. She's got an eye.

[DJ Dangler]

I like it more than I thought I was good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. You had on and see that looks like dangling cigarettes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And look at her. I mean she. That is a.

[Chick McGee]

That is a lot of red lipstick.

[Christy Lee]

I know her.

[DJ Dangler]

You do?

[Josh Arnold]

You do? How.

[Bob Kevoian]

You haven't brought her in here.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Holly.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, she's like, that's.

[Bob Kevoian]

What does Holly do for a living.

[DJ Dangler]

Wearing those to a bar is like asking for ear trauma, though, right?

[Josh Arnold]

How many try to rip that off?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

She's married to a lawyer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gotcha. Go make fun of her. She's very, very, very attractive.

[Josh Arnold]

Now sue the hell out of us.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's gorgeous. Yeah, it's great. Isn't that sweet? Kind of a fun thing. And there was this news story yesterday, and at the press conference, Coach Signetti, after the press conference, he had alluded to this several other times. I'm gonna go relax and have a beer. And there's an official beer that is a part of a charity program that they're doing with a brewer from Bloomington, Indiana. It's kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Apparently, they had been giving the guys beer throughout the season. They'd been supplying the coaches for the after the game thing. And it was a very nice shout out that the coach did.

[Bob Kevoian]

But it's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's helping.

[DJ Dangler]

Does make the tub dump problematic.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

At the end, they dump the.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of these during the game. Guy at the sideline. Cigarette. Beer. That used to be. I mean, when's the last time there was a locker room shot of a guy I know in baseball? A locker room with a guy smoking?

[DJ Dangler]

That's the one Cub that was just always smoking.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

There was the one Cub dugout.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah. Like, just always. I. I don't want to get it wrong, because I have so many friends that are Cubs fans. They would hate me forever, but I know there was one Cub that was just. Was it Ryan Sanders?

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be pretty. It would be pretty funny in a college guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well. Hurt my leg. I'm gonna just have a couple smokes. In any event, I thought those earrings were kind of cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm glad you liked them.

[Chick McGee]

Good for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, let me finish here. Might be a fun Valentine's Day gift, fellas.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you've got that IU coed.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is your sweetie.

[Josh Arnold]

Do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, I am trying to help guys like you.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you never have good advice for romance in a ruby.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're not. If you're not shoving earrings into mashed potatoes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You're telling people to buy cigarette earrings.

[Christy Lee]

Nice. Ruby and diamond earrings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so you get one of each. You get her some nice earrings. Plus you get sort of the comically underscoring the fandom of your sweetheart.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

The fandom of your sweetheart.

[Bob Kevoian]

Your sweetheart, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you ever buy her those cigarette earrings? You know the answer, you hypocrite. No. No.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, Kelly would love those, provided there was an optional augmented pair of diamond earrings. See, there's another young lady wearing. They're so cool. Oh, is that the lawyer husband, that guy? No, that's a different girl.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that girl.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I knew the other girl. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

He looks like he'd sue me. Look at that face. It just reeks of lawsuit. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Is that what it reeks up?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, let's be careful.

[Bob Kevoian]

See, I didn't finish it.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't wreak a ham.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you want to Hear the top 10 James Bond movies of all time? I do, as rated by this online rating system.

[Bob Kevoian]

Top 10.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. He's trying to talk to Jason. Yes, Tom, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, go ahead. I'm done. I'm listing for the top 10 James Bond movies as rated by writing some down, though.

[Chick McGee]

Spectre 2015. Never. Never seen it.

[Christy Lee]

That's number 10.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was okay. It was okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It was pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

Number nine, 1965. Thunderball.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Number nine.

[Bob Kevoian]

That in my mind is number one. But keep going.

[Chick McGee]

Number nine. Number eight, the Spy who Loved Me. 1977.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm not sure which Bond it is. Roger Moore.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that one's pretty good, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

A great song, though.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Heaven Above Me.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love that song. Carly Simon.

[Chick McGee]

Number seven is Dr. No from 1960.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would be my third.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a little dry, but yes.

[Chick McGee]

Number six, Goldeneye with Pierce. Brother.

[Josh Arnold]

That's for sure.

[Chick McGee]

That's the.

[DJ Dangler]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

The franchise was all but dead underrated.

[Bob Kevoian]

I will give it that much.

[Chick McGee]

Number five from Russia With Love.

[Josh Arnold]

That I think is one of the most boring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think I agree.

[Chick McGee]

Number four, no time to die from 2021. Is that the most recent?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, most. And that's surprising because most people consider that not good. No, I thought it was entertaining, but.

[Christy Lee]

The Daniel Craig Bond.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Way too long.

[Chick McGee]

The guy with the big eyes in no time to die. Mr.

[Bob Kevoian]

I motorcycle.

[Chick McGee]

Number three is Goldfinger, 1964.

[Bob Kevoian]

That'll be my number two.

[Chick McGee]

Number two is Skyfall from 2012.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too. That's good.

[Chick McGee]

No, that's the one that turns it. Yeah. Heavy air. Bardan. He's a albino.

[Bob Kevoian]

God, he's so good in it.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's.

[Chick McGee]

This is the one that turns into Home Alone at the end. They booby trap.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but it does. There's that one that has the cool scene where they get the dusty Aston Martin out of the garage.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You.

[Chick McGee]

You wait.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You wait the whole movie to see the car.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, you know, it's a James Bond movie. There's a cool.

[DJ Dangler]

That car is going to be pretty cool.

[Chick McGee]

Number one is a Casino Royale from 2006.

[Josh Arnold]

So they're big Craig fans.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's all. That's number one for the Thunderball. Number one, Goldfinger 2, Dr. No. 3.

[Josh Arnold]

So you're Alconery and Thunderballs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Great. I mean the era when it was done, all that underwater photography.

[Christy Lee]

I was in the Bahamas. That one. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And that's why. That's why Sean Connery ended up getting a house there.

[Josh Arnold]

I love Thunderball. That is a great.

[Christy Lee]

That is a good one.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's a. It's a semi reasonable plot. There's a couple of things a little bit hard to swallow.

[Chick McGee]

Remember who did Thunderball? The song?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's Tom Jones.

[Chick McGee]

That's Tom Jones.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he. Tom Jones does an interview with him. He goes. I have no idea what these lyrics mean. Yeah, they're really. They're really forced. Now if you want to rate James Bond theme songs, now we're talking. What would be your number one? Well, have to be Goldfinger as your favorite.

[Josh Arnold]

Not the most famous.

[DJ Dangler]

That's what I was going to like. Goldfinger is not even my favorite.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, my favorite, believe it or not, my favorite is Paul McCartney. Although the guns and Roses version of it is also great.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah. Living like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Living like dies are great.

[Josh Arnold]

So those are great.

[Chick McGee]

I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat. What? I'm sorry. You look like. You look like. I hate that song for some reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's. It's Paul McCartney. I know. The man can do no wrong.

[Pat Godwin]

I know.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't like it. He's the greatest musician of our lifetime.

[Josh Arnold]

If it weren't for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really. Well, I guess we can't be friends anymore. So much for that.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Tom Hanks has begged to be a Bond villain and no one has taken him up on it. They have to.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'd be great.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Like it's his one. It's like a bucket list thing for him. He has begged them to make him.

[Bob Kevoian]

Billy Bob Thornton would be.

[Josh Arnold]

He would be good. Terrific. Bondville. Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

I love a scary Billy Bob Thornton.

[Bob Kevoian]

Me too.

[DJ Dangler]

It's such an off putting thing. Like he's a terrifying.

[Bob Kevoian]

Him and Fargo. Wow.

[DJ Dangler]

Oh my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Him in that radio interview getting pissed at that dj. That is one of the most cringeworthy pieces in the history. Makes me afraid to talk to him again.

[Christy Lee]

We have the. Did you find the. Did you look up the theme songs? According to Men's Health, these are the top 10 James Bond theme songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Start at the bottom.

[Christy Lee]

I am. Number 10. Billie Eilish. No Time to Die.

[Josh Arnold]

It is good.

[DJ Dangler]

That's good representation on that.

[Christy Lee]

Number nine. I don't even know this person. Matt Monroe from Russia With Love.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Matt Monroe back in the 50s. Matt. That's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Love.

[Christy Lee]

Number eight, Louis Armstrong. We have all the time in the world.

[Josh Arnold]

It's.

[DJ Dangler]

Was that made for it or was that just used in it?

[Christy Lee]

This is since. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You said Louis. You said Louis Armstrong. I heard Louis Anderson.

[DJ Dangler]

Would have also been a real entertaining Bond villain.

[Bob Kevoian]

He would have been great, except it would have been Dicky Galore.

[Chick McGee]

I expect you to die.

[Christy Lee]

Goldfinger is number seven.

[Bob Kevoian]

How wrong can they be?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not easy on the ear.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not.

[Bob Kevoian]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Number six, Sheena Easton. For your eyes only. That's when I was thinking, that's okay. Number five, Radiohead, Spectre. Men's Health might be skewing a little younger.

[Josh Arnold]

You're gonna be mad. When A View to a Kill is in the top three.

[Christy Lee]

Number four, Nancy Sinatra. You Only Live Twice.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a real good one.

[Chick McGee]

You're this. Bond was made for walking.

[DJ Dangler]

These boots do so many, many things.

[Christy Lee]

Number three, Paul McCartney's Live and Let Die. Number two, Adele with Skyfall.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no.

[Christy Lee]

Number one. Diamonds Are Forever.

[Chick McGee]

Diamonds are Forever.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's also Shirley Bassey. Yeah, I don't. That. That one didn't stick as much. Interesting. And. Oh, wait a minute. We gotta talk to DJ here. DJ Dangler is our guest. We'll catch up with you in just a few minutes.

[DJ Dangler]

I'm never talking about Bond.

[Bob Kevoian]

Any earth shattering news about your life, lady friends.

[DJ Dangler]

I got, I got. I got a new puppy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good. When we come back.

[Chick McGee]

Hey now.

[Bob Kevoian]

When we come back, we'll find out all about that.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much, Chick. By the way, my great idea for Valentine's day for your IU fan. I just went on Etsy for 11.99, you can get those beautiful signetti earrings. That's 11.99, Josh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then for. For the ultra fan. I don't know. I haven't been able to find the ones that look just like cigarettes, but.

[Chick McGee]

I think things you think are cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I'm telling you, if you've got.

[Chick McGee]

Can't you just use real cigarettes And a hook through your ears?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Pretty easy to do.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, not if it rains. Take your date somewhere. Big floppy hat indoors. There's a famous picture of Monica Lewinsky. Where? Oh, they were cigar earrings. You saw those?

[Chick McGee]

Monica Lewins to what?

[Bob Kevoian]

Too soon. Clinton's back in the news, for God's sake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he is.

[Josh Arnold]

Hospice?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, but not on Capitol Hill.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you.

[Bob Kevoian]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. Catch any part of the show you missed later today on our YouTube channel.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mellon Camp Tonight at 7.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

He's the I hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And Tom, we have a special guest in the studio. Well done.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

I know something's wrong with your board. I know it. It's the button.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go. I guess the fifth. Fifth hits the charm. Yeah, it's it's comedian DJ Dang Engler joining us in the studio.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

Hi, everybody.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dj, a distinguished wrestling fan.

[Josh Arnold]

You sounded insane.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, everybody.

[Chick McGee]

I usually am a little insane and a big. A big ABBA fan. I think you know that.

[DJ Dangler]

Listen to those hooks above abba.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's pounding.

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

Pounding them keys. Lame. Lame.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay. You don't like it, that's all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay. DJ Dangler is here with us. And dj, you just said you got a new puppy. What's going on?

[DJ Dangler]

I did. I. I got a new. I got a new husky puppy. Oh, yeah, Very sweet. I got a little husky puppy. Yeah, he's a dachshund. He's just fat as hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

Have you ever seen a fat dachshund?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[DJ Dangler]

Aren't they the cutest thing? And like a fat. They look like agile caterpillars.

[Chick McGee]

Their bellies are almost on the ground because of their feet or their legs are so short.

[DJ Dangler]

Everything is raw. It's like. It's like watching. Like if Cthulhu had a pet.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

Just like, like part. It's so gross watching him. And it just sucks at everything other than love. Like, hey, buddy, you want to jump up on the couch? Oh, God, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I can't.

[DJ Dangler]

You have bred all the usefulness right out of me. Hey, buddy, what do you want to do?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[DJ Dangler]

You got like a diabetic mole I can chase around or a little fat badger I could insult. But yeah, I love the little.

[Bob Kevoian]

I love those little. I saw a. A almost completely white, long haired dachshund.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're.

[Bob Kevoian]

When I was on vacation. Do you remember the story a few years ago? It made national news. This one dachshund had gotten so fat and they put it on a special diet. And all these people were watching this because the dog had. The dog had gotten so that couldn't. Wouldn't really do anything right. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, would you name it?

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[DJ Dangler]

It's Boogeyman.

[Josh Arnold]

Boogeyman.

[Chick McGee]

Boogeyman.

[DJ Dangler]

Saint Boogeyman. I like to double it up.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm your boogeyman.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. What's the first part?

[Bob Kevoian]

Boogeyman.

[DJ Dangler]

Saint Boogeyman.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so it's Boogeyman, Saint Boogeyman.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Not the full name like Jill St. John.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I see. Should we check in with a little bit of history lessons?

[Josh Arnold]

You should have said golden retriever. He'd still be talking.

[Chick McGee]

He wrote you off.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a.

[Bob Kevoian]

Real quick.

[Chick McGee]

Before we get to history, here's a message from Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, put it back.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, your thoughts?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not sure what he's saying, but okay. Oh, this is. We have a couple important things in the world of birthdays.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Happy birthday. Francis Bacon, 1561.

[Chick McGee]

You think?

[Christy Lee]

Who's Francis Bacon?

[Chick McGee]

You think Bacon, Poet, writer. Francis Bacon came first instead of Bacon.

[Christy Lee]

The Bacon Pig.

[Chick McGee]

Bacon.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kind of a heavy philosophy. If you like it lighter, you could be Francis Turkey Bacon.

[Chick McGee]

If that's what you're going for.

[DJ Dangler]

I think you can connect it to any philosopher in Six Philosophers. Six Degrees of Francis.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that a lot. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What now? Do you know what chain has a burger named after him?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't.

[DJ Dangler]

The Baconator.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Baconator. It's Wendy's, right?

[Chick McGee]

It's named after Sir Francis Bacon.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know if that's very silly.

[Bob Kevoian]

He has. He has the fame. He has a famous English teen group, BLT with Francis Bacon.

[DJ Dangler]

You can make it like Frank's and Bacon. It could be hot dogs and bacon.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who doesn't love a good blt?

[Chick McGee]

Good bacon with bacon. A good baked bean with bacon bits. Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Actual bacon in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

They want that back fat molasses.

[Bob Kevoian]

But a blt, nice crisp lettuce.

[Christy Lee]

You don't like a juicy tomato. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

More of a philosopher and statesman. For some reason I feel like I have read a poem. I wonder if he did something.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't they say? Wasn't Isn't he the guy they think wrote Shakespeare that cold?

[Josh Arnold]

You know he's not that dude.

[Bob Kevoian]

Who's that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he was.

[Josh Arnold]

That was John. I forget his Milton.

[Chick McGee]

I forget Jingleheimer Smith.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a William Kid, born in this date in Billy. 1640. No, 1645.

[Josh Arnold]

Not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not Billy.

[Chick McGee]

Billy the Kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

William Kid.

[DJ Dangler]

Different Bill the Kid.

[Bob Kevoian]

I pick a Scott.

[DJ Dangler]

Is he a pirate?

[Chick McGee]

Two Ds, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

1788. The birth of Lord Byron.

[Chick McGee]

That was Captain Kidd. William Kid, wasn't it? I think DJ's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, thanks for participating in conversation.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a limited amount.

[Chick McGee]

Listen.

[Bob Kevoian]

He'S got a band.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my gosh, Tom, look at this. There is a guy who says that it's the. The Baconian theory of Shakespeare authorship.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you. I apologize.

[Bob Kevoian]

You weren't know anything about it. I just.

[Josh Arnold]

There is another guy too though.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. His great, great, great grandson. The New Kids on the Block band. They're. Never mind. How about Lord Byron?

[Christy Lee]

Lord Byron?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, famous. My. My junior high school was named after him.

[DJ Dangler]

Bad, mad and dangerous to know.

[Bob Kevoian]

He Was pretty much pansexual. Kind of an odd fellow to name a school after the late Bill Bixby. Born in 1934. Remember him, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

Of course I do.

[Bob Kevoian]

From. From the Incredible Hulk.

[Christy Lee]

But he was in something else.

[Chick McGee]

You know, there was a federal law that he. You couldn't have a TV show unless Bill Bixby was in it.

[Christy Lee]

Worship of Eddie's father, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Another good one. The great Steve Perry. Singer from Journey. Born and raised in South Detroit. Or maybe that's just in the song. Linda Blair. The actress. She's been in here.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

Famous for the pea soup thing and turning her head around backwards.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[DJ Dangler]

Real head Turner, that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

1965 DJ Jazzy Jeff.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember who he was partnered with, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Sure. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Who?

[Bob Kevoian]

The big movie star. What's his name? Gotta punches out his friends on stage.

[Chick McGee]

So the answer would be. The answer would be no. You don't know who he was?

[Bob Kevoian]

The Fresh Prince.

[Josh Arnold]

Fresh Prince, Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And. And what was his name? Did those guys spin jazz records?

[Christy Lee]

It's Will Smith.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You should hear their version of Take five, man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Guy Fieri. Happy birthday, Guy. Friend of the show. And we're going to take a break because we have to come back with comedian Charlie Barrons and comedian DJ Dangler. We are in the beautiful O'Reilly Auto Parts TV. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Tales in just a few minutes.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

[Josh Arnold]

Remind her of that in love sunset vacation feeling with Stephen Singer's brand new Sunset 24 Karat Gold dipped rose exclusively and only atIhatestephensinger.com.

[Chick McGee]

There'S Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the prize pick sports desk. Tom, we have a special guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

We got a couple of them. We got comedian DJ Dangler sitting over there and I think we're going to get hooked up through the magic of electricity.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, that's magic coming up here.

[Josh Arnold]

We will.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't that how this works? We're gonna hook up with comedian Charlie Barrons.

[Chick McGee]

He said give him a minute, but. Okay, you go right ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, I thought I was getting the. The frantic.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you're getting the. Yeah, coming Up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Chicken. Either like a rear view mirror there. You ever thought about that? So you could look in the rear view mirror and see what the signals.

[Chick McGee]

I know what he's doing. I know what he's doing without looking.

[Josh Arnold]

We got the thumbs up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. This should be Charlie Bears. There we go, right? There we go. We got Charlie and his cold air return, it looks like.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, yeah, that's. I framed it up nice for you. You know, I gotta get up there and fix that. Actually, that's why I put it in there. Came a little reminder for me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. He's just talking like he does up there in Wisconsin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you want me to reframe it? Is this.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm here to please, you know. So I'll switch it up for you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you love it, though, when you're watching tv, especially the serious news shows and they'll go to some Washington insider and you know that they've had some. Someone come over and design what books they're going to have in back of them. And the ones that are more pretentious are usually sideways, so you can read them easily. I like Charlie. Much more natural. Hey, I'm at my house. That's where the hot air comes. Goes back in.

[Pat Godwin]

I really thought about that. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's in that closet? Is that your laundry? I can't see behind. Your arm is in the way. What's through that doorway? Yeah, it's a washing machine.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Should I just give you a tour?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's stackable.

[Chick McGee]

I've got one of those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are great. I love those.

[Pat Godwin]

They're fine.

[Josh Arnold]

But let me tell you this.

[Pat Godwin]

The one down low.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That can smell. And I don't know how to get rid of that. I think you got to keep this open because that moisture builds up right there along the seam.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, right.

[Josh Arnold]

They want you to. They want you to wash out that seal a lot of the time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, that seal. If you take a white cloth and do the inside of that seal, it's going to look. Oh, it's gross. We could just do home tips for Charlie, not talk about the tour.

[Pat Godwin]

Like, I just got pickles in my fridge. So, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Charlie Behrens is our guest. Distinguished comedian, author, a man who's been seen on tv, on the road. This is very exciting because starting Saturday evening, it'll be Des Moines at the Civic center and then Sunday, Peoria at Civic Center Arena. And then, let's see, Friday the 30th, Minneapolis and the 31st, on your way to Davenport, Dayton, Charleston, West Virginia, Cleveland, Denver, Charleston, South Carolina, and Madison, Wisconsin. So now when you put it like that, that's. Now, are you wearing. I can't see. Lower your head for just a moment. Is that a Packer's hat? I can't tell.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's. That's a Rapala, right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's a fishing hat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ah, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's. It's in packers colors, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Were you.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you want to talk about the Packers?

[DJ Dangler]

No, I just.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was just kind of curious.

[Chick McGee]

I know he's always up to talk about the Packers.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really no reason to talk about him now.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, kind of.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. You know, the weight. The way you said that is almost. You were hoping this was a Packer's hat so you could see, you could say something. So.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, my fan, we. You know, both my teams are. We're out of it after the third week of the NFL.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm a big fisherman. I could talk rapal with you all day.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's wrapping? Tell me.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, you know, it's. It's just some nice lures. You know, if you're sort of a bass man or a walleye man or a northern pike man or even a crappie man, you probably had yourself a Rapalo or a Rapala, as the French say, and, you know their Googlers. Actually, I go scuba diving sometimes with my buddy in the lakes in Wisconsin, and we get a bunch of. We find a good fishing spot, and there's always these branches underwater with just hundreds of lures, you can score hundreds of lures. He scored like a thousand lures in a day. And then he redoes them and sells them again.

[Josh Arnold]

I've seen a lot of videos of that. I wonder if it's your buddy and maybe even you and the diver.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, they're beautiful. He makes them look brand new, but.

[Bob Kevoian]

When he grabs them. Does what? If he cuts his fingers, Won't the sharks come get him? Well.

[Pat Godwin]

You say that jokingly, but muskies are man eaters, so what we're doing is very dangerous, and we got to be on the lookout.

[Bob Kevoian]

You don't hear a lot about Midwest scuba diving, but.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, especially around golf courses.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, there's. There's some. There's some great videos of guys in Florida with alligators everywhere getting golf balls. Terrifying. Our guest is Charlie Barrons, once again going on tour. Have you ever, like, worked on a bit for your comedy show that was, like, so obscure about some aspect of your life, like fishing that you get in front of an audience and 99% of the people don't know what you're talking about, but you still persist in doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Like twice a show, actually. But I'll tell you this. That 1% is laughing so hard, and they're not even laughing, to be honest with you. They're just going, oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I know.

[Pat Godwin]

What he's talking about.

[DJ Dangler]

Get this guy's name. We're gonna send him something for Christmas, I think.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I think every comedian has a. Has a. A piece that they've worked on that might be about something about their own life or whatever that's just a little too obscure to have it work, but you still kind of cherish it. Something just about your life only that is interesting to you and no one else.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes. Because there's all those things that are like. Is that. Is that a thing? You know, like. Like, did you guys ever, for a snow day, put ice. Ice in your toilet to. To, like, hearken in a snow day?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is great, though. What a cool idea. I've put antifreeze in a toilet.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, me too, actually.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're winterizing a cottage or something and. Okay, yeah, you pour antifreeze in the toilets. Absolutely. But. So what's the ice in the toilet thing?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, I. You know, that's. That's one of those things I actually don't know. It's a Cleveland thing. And my girlfriend was telling me about it, and she was like, you should do a bit on how people put ice in the toilet to ask for a snow day. And I was like, I think that was just a. Your family thing.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I have never heard that.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's super funny, though. I've heard about.

[Pat Godwin]

I know, it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, ice in the urinal at a restaurant. And I love the sign. No, it's a long way to the kitchen. What is that? That Classic. But ice in the toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess. Is that supposed to be. Hey, mom, look, there's ice in the toilet. I'm sure they're going to cancel school. It's that cold.

[Pat Godwin]

It must be that or like, you know, the ice fairy or something. I don't know. And a good boyfriend would have been. Have gotten more details and then had.

[Bob Kevoian]

More details to share with you. I see. But is this. Is this girlfriend still around?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

Oh, no, he had her locked up for being crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Is she.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is she in the building with you right now?

[Pat Godwin]

No, she's not. And if she was I would still say, no, she's not, because I. I don't know how much I trust what the questions are going to be and also what the answers would be.

[Bob Kevoian]

I see. I see. Our guest is comedian Charlie Barron's about to head out on tour stops this weekend include Des Moines and Peoria. On the way, Minneapolis, Davenport, Dayton, Charleston, West Virginia, and Charleston, South Carolina, as well as Denver, Colorado, and Madison, Wisconsin for some great stuff and some great theaters with Charlie. Well, what else is on your mind? We've been asking you questions about pretty much nothing.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, well, guys, we got. We got a little winter situation on our hands right now.

[Chick McGee]

I'm.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm about to go out to Iowa, and they're talking about it being like 40 below. So, you know that.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Pat Godwin]

But they. I don't know if that's 40 below legit or 40 below. The feels like 40 below. And I feel like we got to get kind of more standard weather system out there because why do I want to know the actual temperature if it's just gonna feel like something else, you know? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And.

[Pat Godwin]

And for like 40. 40 below tells me really nothing. You know, I've experienced 40 below. Maybe one other type. It should be like, descriptive. Like 40 below feels like when you're walking, you got a bunch of little iceman throwing ice, like ice nails at your nose. You know, something like that. A little more descriptive. A little. I gotta work on those. But, you know, I want something to know exactly what I'm getting into if I should just not even question it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. I forget what year that came out. They used to call it the wind chill temperature. Then they changed. What is it now?

[Christy Lee]

It feels like. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's so lame.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, it is lame.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's the feels like temperature.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[DJ Dangler]

I think they should, like. They should go from like one to shining on how cold it is.

[Pat Godwin]

There you go.

[DJ Dangler]

Like just. This is a terrible end that you could meet outside. That would be appropriate.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

This could end with an axe murderer.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. What it could end with.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, this is. Lose your mind, Cole.

[Pat Godwin]

Charlie feels like it's like the participation trophy of, like, weather reports, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

You probably better hop in the car. I know. When is this. When is this big storm hitting? Will it affect your.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can get there by Saturday maybe.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. We are driving out there today, actually, because we got a trailer, you know, and we got. We trailer. Some of our merchandise, actually. We got merchandise. So my mom does the merch and she. She organizes it and gets it all done, so we gotta go pick it up for my mom and then trailer it out there just in case something goes wrong with the trailer. You don't want to do nine hours, seven hours, you know, somewhere in there and then do a show. I've done that before. That's not what. That's. That's a big no go. We live and we learn.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have anything unusual for the merch? Is it the traditional hats and T shirts, or do you have, like, fishing lures? Anything of a. Odd.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, it's. It's funny you say that. We do have fishing lures.

[Josh Arnold]

I.

[Pat Godwin]

My. It's called Grandpa Bob's Tackle Box. These are. These are lures that me and my grandpa Bob. You know, my grandpa Bobby passed away a while ago, but he served. In honor of him, I made this tackle box. And my grandpa Bob would be so proud that I'm making money off of his name after death.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a bobber? Not.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

You really need to have a bobber.

[Pat Godwin]

But that's gotta happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Please. I'll just take one free one.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll give you a whole pack. About.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you. We'll give them away in a year.

[Josh Arnold]

Are these lures that you made?

[Pat Godwin]

No, these are made. These are made up in Anago, actually. So we. They're. They're really. I. I mean, keep looking around for a box of them, but they're nice. They're maps, so they're. They're real good. You know, fishermen are like. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know. Yeah, they get a. Them are good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, good. What's your. What's your biggest selling bit of merch, Charlie?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's. It used to be Go Packers. F. The Bears shirts, but then I got politely asked to not print those anymore.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the people.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Yeah, the Bears. I think. I didn't know that was trademarked.

[DJ Dangler]

Terrible. At a pride parade.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was trademarked by. I don't know, Coach Knight, I think. Charlie, best of luck with the tour. It's always a pleasure. Thanks for taking the time to talk to us. Good luck with the washing machine, guys.

[Chick McGee]

This was a pleasure.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll get back to cleaning out my lower unit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that sounds filthy.

[Chick McGee]

Good luck, buddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Now, speaking of Sports.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick McGee's got those picks posted, and.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks very much Chickpea. And thanks to electricity, there's a good chance we'll be talking to Joe Theisman in the matter of moments. Couple Quick Things DJ Dangler is going to be doing Lansing, Michigan doing a standup show at the Capitol Pro. Sunday, February 1, March 14 the so called Dirty Show. I'm on the Dirty show at Gildas Laugh Fest in Grand Rapids. And then a couple of other quick things. The 27th at the famed White Rabbit in Indy And Saturday, the 31st Detroit Independent Comedy Club for your special Working class Rumble Wrestling show. Details coming up from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the Silac Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello gorgeous in his brown corduroy. Roy. Thank you. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

He's at the IH. Steven Singer, Sidekick Chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Pick Sports desk. And hello Tom with our special guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Several special he is comedian DJ Dangler. Yeah, dj, you got a new puppy. I know you're on the road. You got a bunch of stuff coming up. Let's see now. We've talked about the doggy. How about New Year's resolution? Is this going to be a great year? 2026, it's you know What?

[DJ Dangler]

It's not a definitive res. Like, it's not a resolution. But I am. I am determined to be a nicer human.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

Like, and it's hard for me. I mean that. Like, that's not who I am. Like, that's not my go to. You know, I'm not naturally afraid. The other day, I told a fat guy wearing camouflage that he was asking too much out of camouflage.

[Chick McGee]

Like.

[DJ Dangler]

Like, I'm just. I'm generally mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I'm just.

[DJ Dangler]

I'm gonna abandon that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like, I just.

[DJ Dangler]

I'm going to leave and I. Like, I don't even know when I'm being mean. Does that make sense?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. I live that. Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

Like, yeah, I'm wrong all the time. Like, I live here. I just assume that all redheaded women know how to shoot a bow and arrow. Is that racist? I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's fascinating.

[DJ Dangler]

It is fascinating and true and like, and positive. I choose to believe Siamese cats know a little karate and choose it.

[Chick McGee]

I like that very much.

[Bob Kevoian]

And these are amazing. They're all true.

[DJ Dangler]

So, yeah, like, I'm just gonna lean into the friendly part of stupid and see where it lands.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Lead with love, DJ.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, very nice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Be friendlier happy. 2006, DJ Dangler also on the road. I should point out you got a couple things going on in Michigan. Saturday, January 31, Detroit Independent Comedy Club. Sunday, February 1, Lansing, Michigan, at Capitol Pro. And then what is this thing? The dirty show in Grand Rapids at Gilda's Laugh Fest, March 14.

[DJ Dangler]

Laugh Fest is a big fundraiser that they do.

[Chick McGee]

Big damn deal.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, it's a real nice one. And, like, they kind of cordon it off into a few different things. Like, they'll have, like, the Best of the Midwest showcase and they'll do whatever.

[Bob Kevoian]

So the dirty show, presumably, is a lot of blue humor.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, they pick the where. The where, like the. The Breakfast Club of the comedy crowd. I would say we're the bad kids. And. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm working on a brand new swear word.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[DJ Dangler]

I'm not gonna lie. I took two old ones and just kind of jammed them together closely.

[Christy Lee]

New swear words.

[Chick McGee]

I think we. Well, I think we might need some new swear words. The other ones are getting tired, don't you think?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's a great idea.

[Christy Lee]

It is a good idea. But how does it become a swear word, too? Because, you know, a regular word and then somebody has to say at one point, that's dirty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Interesting. This Is a good challenge.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Come up with a new swear word. Wow.

[DJ Dangler]

It's hard because. It's hard because it. If you make one, like, clever enough, it's not mean.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you like the alternative swear words? Like, like when the guy hits his, you know, hits his thumb with a hammer, goes mother Fletcher.

[Christy Lee]

Gosh darn.

[DJ Dangler]

No. I find those in infuriatingly offensive. Yeah, no, I, I hate the PG13 of swear words. No, let it fly, man. No, I don't like.

[Chick McGee]

What about Shazbot? How you feel about that?

[DJ Dangler]

A goofy one, like a throwback. Yeah, no, I like that. I like a throwback. I like yelling rats and meaning it like I'm a kid. I'm a 70s cartoon.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rats.

[Josh Arnold]

Rats.

[Chick McGee]

I think Charlie Brown yelled rats. Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

And that dude was furious. That guy had. That guy had a lot of losses in his life.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of anger.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you guys ever hear, gosh, all fish hooks?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

But that's an eastern one. Eastern.

[DJ Dangler]

I'm going to say it today, probably incorrectly.

[Christy Lee]

I say Jesus, Mary and Joseph and it's awful. I should not do that.

[Chick McGee]

Really.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I say.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, when things get really bad, what's your go to?

[Christy Lee]

I'm the F. You know me. I'm the F word girl. Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, let's try it out. Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

No, I got written up once. I'm not going to go for that again.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm the GD guy. Can't help it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't like that word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just did it. Just did it the other day several hundred times.

[DJ Dangler]

I. I won't, I won't. I. I will edit myself, but it's one of my favorite things I've ever seen. Have you ever seen that clip of the guy who's on air talking about, like, how special that. That little glass colander thing is? And he edits himself from the F word to the sh Word.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[DJ Dangler]

Like he's in front of a bunch of kids and he breaks and he goes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[DJ Dangler]

And then he says the. Like he wasn't willing to. To trade down past the sh.

[Chick McGee]

Word.

[Bob Kevoian]

When it gets too casual in here.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sometimes it gets so conversational in here. The chat during the break and the chat during this. Yes. Portion of the show. I think everybody in this room has made that slip. Perhaps not. Ace, you don't curse at all, do you?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[DJ Dangler]

That's so hard for either.

[Christy Lee]

I've never heard him curse ever.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a feeling he. He curses it sometimes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Followed by the horde again.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. When will this End stuff like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mumble, mumble, mumble.

[Chick McGee]

My God, what have I done? Stuff like that.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know how to get out.

[Chick McGee]

Help me. Please, dear God, help me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy Lee is at her post right now. She's at the SILAC insurance news desk. We're gonna check in with Christy. What's going on over there? You know, we do. Can you do the song? Can you do. Excuse me. Do you. Do you have this thing about the cocaine?

[Christy Lee]

About the cocaine.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got this story. This is really cool. Yes. And I don't know how this hasn't been happening before.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities say a Florida Keys charter fishing boat captain was selling cocaine that he found at sea.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

This is risky.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah, but isn't this finders keepers?

[Josh Arnold]

I. Yeah, but I'm not messing with.

[Christy Lee]

No, I saw bloodlines. I'm not messing with these people.

[Chick McGee]

Goodness, no.

[Christy Lee]

Monroe County Sheriff's office spokesman Adam Linhart told the Miami Herald that an undercover federal agent arranged to purchase the narcotics from the 65 year old man who told the agent to bring a cooler to his boat to make it look like he was picking up fish.

[Chick McGee]

Madam, I'm Adam.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. Bradford. Todd Picarillo. The man was taken into custody after he sold the agent a kilo of cocaine for $10,000. Following his arrest authorities. He sees 23 kilos of cocaine, $8,000 in cash and a captain's 38 foot long boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, don't take the boat.

[DJ Dangler]

So he caught 32 kilos of coke. That's a good day fishing. If it was just bluegill like you.

[Bob Kevoian]

Catch 32 anything, they're writing a book.

[DJ Dangler]

That was a good day.

[Chick McGee]

What's the £60?

[Bob Kevoian]

The old man and the keys.

[Christy Lee]

Oh.

[DJ Dangler]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Cocaine in a boat, huh?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, let's do it.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they took the boat from the guy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's no good. Take a man's boat.

[Josh Arnold]

So we'd like to know where.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, you got the cocaine here. We'd like to know where you got the cocaine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe coke in the boat. Coast Guard's watching you and will you learn Drug boats drag a little in the stern. Tourists found a stash in the Keys. Border patrol makes these waters drug free. There's coke in the hull. So please explain.

[Josh Arnold]

Someone has the answer for this cocaine. Yeah, we like to make Nowhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

You got the cocaine where you get.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, we'd like to know where you're taking the cocaine.

[Bob Kevoian]

This Coconut.

[DJ Dangler]

Coconut.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe coconut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hand the boat over.

[Josh Arnold]

Coconut.

[DJ Dangler]

Coconut.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe co in the boat.

[Christy Lee]

Come on now.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coconut yeah, you guys are on top of it.

[Christy Lee]

That's one of our favorites.

[DJ Dangler]

I'm not going to lie. Hearing that song. I'm wide awake now. Effective if you are.

[Josh Arnold]

If you're selling coke out of your trunk, will they take your car?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I know about that.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you see commercials.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't you remember that story?

[Chick McGee]

Did you want to share that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, this is a. This is one. This is a classic.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was, see, mid divorce and a.

[Josh Arnold]

Lot of drugs at the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. And I was having my house spruced up so I could sell it because I had to. And I was told to. There was a painting crew there. You remember this? There was a painting crew there. And I had to get my. At the time, I had two suburbans, and I had to get one of them down to Florida where the kids were living for a brief period of time. So I was this guy. The guy that was painting my house. Great guy. He and his wife had a painting crew. They were over at the house painting, and the guy overheard me on the phone, and he goes, oh, I think one of my guys can probably take the car down there for you. Oh, that's cool. So I gave the guy a bunch of cash for gas money, and he was going to drive the car down to Miami. So three or four days later, I don't know how you would forget this. I'm on the air. And this was a pre. Why somebody came in the room and handed me a little note.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And saying, the police in. I believe it was St. Petersburg, Florida. Need to talk to you immediately. What happened? I would eventually find out was this guy was arrested buying crack in some sleazeball neighborhood, I guess in. In. In Florida. And the police confiscated the car.

[Christy Lee]

Does he know that St. Petersburg is not on the way to Miami?

[Bob Kevoian]

But that was part of the problem. I had to get a lawyer to get my car back.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I explain the whole situation. Yeah, they can take your car. Car.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, then I had to get. Then I had to. Then the punchline was, we used to have interns here before that became a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And so one of the interns, who I barely knew, I gave him a bunch of cash, flew him down to. Flew him down to Tampa, and he drove the car the rest of the way. But. Yes. So the qu. The answer is they can take your car, but taking a boat, that's just wrong. Every. Every boat owner knows that's. That's. That's. That's just violating it.

[Christy Lee]

Well, if you're using it for illegal purposes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, well, that's. It depends if you're in international waters.

[Christy Lee]

Let's just Havers keepers.

[DJ Dangler]

I, I would not really anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

They've kind of. That used to be sort of maritime.

[Christy Lee]

Law and now keepers, losers weepers.

[DJ Dangler]

I want to know though, was like the guy selling proper weight or did he keep exaggerating the size of it like a normal fisherman? He's like, no, it was this big.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to tell you the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Said they found the cooler that got away.

[Bob Kevoian]

They found Humphrey. Many kilos.

[Christy Lee]

Was 32, wasn't it? Or something like that. What did I read?

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And he was selling them for 10 grand a piece.

[Christy Lee]

23. 23 kilos. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Man, that's a lot of money.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if that's. I wonder what the going rate is though. That may be a bargain.

[Christy Lee]

$10,000 a kilo. I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I don't know that. That an interesting question. But the reason you don't want to do it, there's several. One is all aware. Yes.

[DJ Dangler]

Well, one of them is your cocaine gets wet.

[Chick McGee]

Well, unless you. You gotta wrap it correctly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, there we go.

[Chick McGee]

It's the same way with bearing money in the backyard. You gotta wrap it correctly.

[Christy Lee]

Gotta be able to float. Right. It's gotta be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But then there's also the. What's that. What's the movie with where they. They find the airplane and they take the. Simple plan. Simple plan, yeah, that'll. That'll discourage you from ever doing anything Right now I want to say hello to our friends at Java House. This portion of the Baba Tom show is brought to you by Java House. Get love letters about Java House. What's it all about? It's about turning your break room into a place that's got a little bit of everything. Hydration drinks, energy drinks, coffee, of course, fancy coffees like your lattes, et cetera, et cetera. Hot cocoa, cold brew, you name it, Java House has got it. And it's in little pods. And you just add water, hot or cold, and you are ready to rock.

[Christy Lee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

That's it. You're going to need some water in that. I got water in there.

[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Bob Kevoian]

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[Josh Arnold]

But no, no token Tom's coffee.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll come back with comedian DJ Dangler. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Show Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello there.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee at the prize pick sports desk. And Tom, we have a special guest in. In the house.

[Bob Kevoian]

As the kids say, he's a man with a beard.

[Chick McGee]

He's very much a man. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I described him as a goyish Allen Ginsberg.

[Chick McGee]

Very well.

[Bob Kevoian]

You, you pull off that look very well. That is D.J. dangler. And that really is your name, by the way.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, that is.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[DJ Dangler]

That is my full name. I like to let people know. I'll, I'll show you my license. If you're laying out lines, it's not like David James.

[Christy Lee]

No, D.J.

[DJ Dangler]

No. That's all I've got.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

Like when.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

And I get mad at it.

[Christy Lee]

Your parents run out of. Of time.

[DJ Dangler]

Youngest of six kids. They couldn't afford to buy a vowel.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was.

[DJ Dangler]

They were just out and I had this caveman forehead. They were like, he's not going to be able to handle that. They make two sounds. Oh, let's strap two of the one sounders together. See how he does.

[Bob Kevoian]

And DJ is a big wrestling fan. Love it. And I was telling you about something I spotted on tv. There it is. There's Darius Rucker busking. And you'll notice he's wearing a Dick the Bruiser T shirt, prominently displayed. And he was doing a sort of a stunt over the holidays.

[Chick McGee]

A what?

[Bob Kevoian]

A stunt.

[Chick McGee]

Ah, okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you imagine walking into an airport and there's Darius Rucker. I wonder how many people noticed it was Darius.

[Christy Lee]

I was gonna say, how many people didn't know it was Darius Rucker? They were probably like, oh, that guy's just playing his guitar.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[DJ Dangler]

How good would he have to get before you were confident enough to be like, that's Daria from Rucker.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't Joshua Bell, the great violinist, do this?

[Bob Kevoian]

A bunch of. They've done a bunch of.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like the subway. Nobody knew who he was.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a cool. It's a cool.

[Josh Arnold]

I can tell you with all confidence, I would have no idea who Joshua Bell was.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, he's very good. You should look him up.

[DJ Dangler]

But it was a cool thing just to see, like, people acknowledge that, oh, this guy is good. Is better than just okay, I don't like it.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like ringers in subways.

[Chick McGee]

You don't care for it?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Josh.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's Jimmy Fallon.

[Chick McGee]

He does that all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you mean Jimmy Fallon does that?

[Josh Arnold]

He'll go in and be a ringer.

[Chick McGee]

He's all disguised. Takes a wig off. Oh, Jimmy Fallon. And you too.

[DJ Dangler]

I think it's super hard. There are so many things that, like, I don't. I can't appreciate it unless it's the best in the world. Like, I've never seen mediocre lasso tricks.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I love good lasso tricks.

[DJ Dangler]

Have you ever seen.

[Chick McGee]

Not good lasso tricks?

[Christy Lee]

But I've only seen.

[DJ Dangler]

I've only seen people who are so good at it that, like, when you see somebody who's kind of at it, you're like, ah, some stupid. Or like. Like tap dancing. I can't. I can't tell if somebody sucks at tap dancing. I've only ever seen anybody be great at it.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's hard to do, too, I'm sure.

[DJ Dangler]

But I've only seen the best.

[Chick McGee]

How do you know what's hard in tap dance?

[DJ Dangler]

I wouldn't at all.

[Chick McGee]

Don't act like you're.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no. I have purchased a pair of tap shoes.

[DJ Dangler]

I would say he would probably know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Better for a young. For a young girl. Yes. They quit very quickly. I'm going to say.

[DJ Dangler]

I think she could. Could bluff Me into thinking she was good, just with, like, wide eyes and happy expressions. Oh, my gosh, she must be killing it.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at her go.

[Christy Lee]

I could shuffle ball change for you.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, there we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Shuffle ball change? That's part of tap dance.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I think also.

[DJ Dangler]

It's also part of professional wrestling, which is different, but still part of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's an idea for a movie scene.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a romance, and the young lady's a tap dancer. And there's kind of a sexy, sexy scene in the bedroom where she's wearing nothing but tap dancing.

[Christy Lee]

Tap shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, is it wearing nothing but tap shoes or wearing nothing but tap dancing?

[Bob Kevoian]

She's wearing nothing but tap shoes and then she starts tap dancing.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you gotta work on this pitch, okay? You want to sell this movie, you gotta get him with the pitch.

[DJ Dangler]

I'll bet tap dancing naked makes everybody look awful. I was just gonna say imagine.

[Josh Arnold]

There's something not sexy about it.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the challenge. Christy, can you tap dance?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I can tap dance.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's see a shuffle ball change. You got to see this. You can't see from where you are, but it's pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's great. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That'S a tap dancer.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, that was. That is on Bob's. Bob's list.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bob always wanted to learn how to.

[Chick McGee]

Tap dance, and I think he did, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think he has yet. I'll have to give him a call. See that?

[DJ Dangler]

Well, I'm saying not very good. Just make up for it with enthusiasm.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, honey, if the phone rings later, it might be time, so don't answer.

[Bob Kevoian]

The point you're trying to make is there are no mediocre lasso artists that are out there. Lasso?

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, not lasso.

[DJ Dangler]

I'm sure there are. They had to be first.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. You got to practice somewhere, right? You don't start in an Academy Award winning film.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Practice. Very good. We're hanging out with a comedian, DJ Dangler.

[Christy Lee]

The Academy Award nominations.

[Chick McGee]

Just name an Academy Award winning movie that had lassoing.

[Christy Lee]

No, I meant that you don't start with a broke back.

[DJ Dangler]

Master Mountain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I don't think they did, did they?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. He didn't let the guy out.

[Chick McGee]

I know that one of them were talking.

[Christy Lee]

The Oscar nominations were just announced a few moments ago. Sinners Shatters Oscar record with 16 nominations.

[Josh Arnold]

Making history is one of the nominations. Most overrated movie of the year.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never disagreed more.

[DJ Dangler]

I loved centers.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did not care for it.

[Josh Arnold]

I liked it. I liked it, but it's overrated.

[Christy Lee]

Here are the top films nominated for best picture. Begonia, F1. Frankenstein, Hamnet, Marty, Supreme. One Battle After Another. The Secret Agent, Sentimental Value, Sinners and Train Dreams is fantastic. It is good. That was at Heartland.

[Josh Arnold]

F1.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. F1.

[Chick McGee]

F1.

[Christy Lee]

What's the secret Agent? I don't know anything about foreign film.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's like a regular agent, only he's secret.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nobody knows. Yeah. Aren't they trying now to in the nomination, make sure they have sort of the blockbusters in there?

[Christy Lee]

Maybe, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, the Golden Globes came up with their own category for it, but the oscars have not.

[Bob Kevoian]

F1 is not that good.

[Josh Arnold]

I did not see F1. I'd like to.

[Christy Lee]

It's. I liked it.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's.

[Christy Lee]

But it's very far.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's completely.

[Christy Lee]

It would never happen completely.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. They're working on F2.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Well, this time it's personal, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

F2, that's fu.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nicely done, Pat, you suppose the colleges like that are. That have the initials fu, do they? I guess. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Fairly. Dickinson. Okay. Never mind.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't that be FD?

[Chick McGee]

Well, yeah. I couldn't think of anything. I don't want to say, Bucknell.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, like Fordham. Fordham University. Fu.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Find them Fordham.

[Bob Kevoian]

It'd be a great shirt. Find him for him. Feel. Forget him. Very good, chick. That's gonna sell. That's a great idea.

[Chick McGee]

That'll sell, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, we have time for one more news story.

[Christy Lee]

All right. Experts say that the viral social media posts about exploding trees in the upper Midwest are exaggerating.

[Chick McGee]

Exploding trees.

[Christy Lee]

Natural phenomenon.

[Chick McGee]

I'm kind of in the Midwest, where. What are they talking about?

[Christy Lee]

Bill McNee, a Forest Health specialist with the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources, explained that it is fairly common for a sudden drop in temperature to cause frost cracks in trees.

[DJ Dangler]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a frost crack about three weeks ago.

[Christy Lee]

Just wait till this weekend.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was out walking my dog, spread to tuck my shirt in. He told the bad case of frost crack. I'll tell you what he told the.

[Christy Lee]

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that frost cracks because SAP inside a tree freezes and expands very quickly. This creates a lot of physical pressure that can lead to the frost cracking appearing suddenly and branches can fall off. People hear this really loud crack from their tree, almost like a gunshot. You were just talking about this off the air, weren't you?

[DJ Dangler]

100%. Like, I live way out in the woods and it's super cold. And there are a lot of gunshots, but. Yeah, no, those trees are popping. It's creepy.

[Christy Lee]

Mr. McNee added it would be extremely rare for a tree to. To fully explode due to frost cracking.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, but it is a thing.

[Christy Lee]

It is a thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, well, that would be careful out there. Once again, a very serious storm headed through the.

[Christy Lee]

Through half the bottom of the United States. New York, New Mexico, to all the way up to England. New England.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So be careful out there. We'll keep informed to a degree and keep it to ourselves.

[Chick McGee]

To a degree.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not telling whether guy gets up there. Oh, this is bad. I wish I could.

[DJ Dangler]

Yeah, you're not gonna bring.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not gonna show you the map. Oh, my God.

[DJ Dangler]

I think maybe bring a bigger coat.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think I suggest you go out, buy all the bread and. Do people make French toast? Why do they buy all the bread and all the eggs?

[Chick McGee]

And milk. Don't forget milk.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Nothing like a great piece of French toast.

[Josh Arnold]

It is good.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever make it with a Hawaiian bread?

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's overkill.

[Christy Lee]

Brioche. Brioche is the way to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's too pretentious. You know how down to earth I am.

[Josh Arnold]

Stale white bread is the key.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, thank you. Thank you, dj. It's always a great pleasure to see you. You're looking very handsome. Thanks, man. And thank you, Ace. You're looking handsome too. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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